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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Penelope's Postscripts, by Kate Douglas Wiggin
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+Title: Penelope's Postscripts
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+Author: Kate Douglas Wiggin
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+Release Date: April 11, 2015 [eBook #1868]
+[This file was first posted on January 7, 1999]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PENELOPE'S POSTSCRIPTS***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1915 Hodder and Stoughton edition by David Price,
+email ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+ [Picture: Book cover]
+
+
+
+
+
+ Penelope’s Postscripts
+
+
+ BY
+ KATE DOUGLAS WIGGIN
+ AUTHOR OF
+ “PENELOPE’S EXPERIENCES: ENGLAND, IRELAND,”
+ “TIMOTHY’S QUEST,” “REBECCA OF SUNNYBROOK FARM,” ETC.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ HODDER AND STOUGHTON
+ LONDON NEW YORK TORONTO
+ MCMXV
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Printed in Great Britain by Hazell_, _Watson & Viney_, _Ld._,
+ _London and Aylesbury_.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ I
+ PAGE
+PENELOPE IN SWITZERLAND 3
+ II
+PENELOPE IN VENICE 39
+ III
+PENELOPE’S PRINTS OF WALES 105
+ IV
+PENELOPE IN DEVON 119
+ V
+PENELOPE AT HOME 165
+
+
+
+
+I
+PENELOPE IN SWITZERLAND
+
+
+ A DAY IN PESTALOZZI-TOWN
+
+SALEMINA and I were in Geneva. If you had ever travelled through Europe
+with a charming spinster who never sat down at a Continental _table
+d’hôte_ without being asked by an American _vis-à-vis_ whether she were
+one of the P.’s of Salem, Massachusetts, you would understand why I call
+my friend Salemina. She doesn’t mind it. She knows that I am simply
+jealous because I came from a vulgarly large tribe that never had any
+coat-of-arms, and whose ancestors always sealed their letters with their
+thumb nails.
+
+Whenever Francesca and I call her “Salemina,” she knows, and we know that
+she knows, that we are seeing a group of noble ancestors in a sort of
+halo over her serene and dignified head, so she remains unruffled under
+her _petit nom_, inasmuch as the casual public comprehends nothing of its
+spurious origin and thinks it was given her by her sponsors in baptism.
+
+Francesca, Salemina, and I have very different backgrounds. The
+first-named is an extremely pretty person of large income who is
+travelling with us simply because her relatives think that she will “see
+Europe” more advantageously under our chaperonage than if she were
+accompanied by persons of her own age or “set.”
+
+Salemina is a philanthropist and educator of the first rank, and is
+collecting all sorts of valuable material to put at the service of her
+own country when she returns to it, which will not be a moment before her
+letter of credit is exhausted.
+
+I, too, am quasi-educational, for I had a few years of experience in
+mothering and teaching little waifs and strays of the streets before I
+began to paint pictures. Never shall I regret those nerve-racking,
+back-breaking, heart-warming, weary, and beautiful years, when, all
+unconsciously, I was learning to paint children by living with them.
+Even now the spell still works and it is the curly head, the “shining
+morning face,” the ready tear, the glancing smile of childhood that
+enchains me and gives my brush whatever skill it possesses.
+
+We had not been especially high-minded or educational in Switzerland,
+Salemina and I. The worm will turn; and there is a point where the
+improvement of one’s mind seems a farce, and the service of humanity, for
+the moment, a duty only born of a diseased imagination.
+
+How can one sit on a vine-embowered balcony facing lovely Lake Geneva and
+think about modern problems,—Improved Tenements, Child Labour, Single
+Tax, Sweat Shops, and the Right Training of the Rising Civilization?
+Blue Lake Geneva!—blue as a woman’s eye, blue as the vault of heaven,
+dropped into the lap of the green earth like a great sparkling sapphire!
+Mont Blanc you know to be just behind the clouds on the other side, and
+that presently, after hours or days of patient waiting, he may condescend
+to unveil himself to your worshipful gaze.
+
+“He is wise in his dignity and reserve,” mused Salemina as we sat on the
+veranda. “He is all the more sublime because he withdraws himself from
+time to time. In fact, if he didn’t see fit to cover himself
+occasionally, one could neither eat nor sleep, nor do anything but adore
+and magnify.”
+
+The day before this interview we had sailed to the end of the sapphire
+lake and visited the “snow-white battlements” of the Castle of Chillon;
+seen its “seven pillars of Gothic mould,” and its dungeons deep and old,
+where poor Bonnivard, Byron’s famous “Prisoner of Chillon,” lay captive
+for so many years, and where Rousseau fixes the catastrophe of his
+Héloïse.
+
+We had just been to Coppet too; Coppet where the Neckers lived and Madame
+de Staël was born and lived during many years of her life. We had
+wandered through the shaded walks of the magnificent château garden, and
+strolled along the terrace where the eloquent Corinne had walked with the
+Schlegels and other famous _habitués_ of her salon. We had visited
+Calvin’s house at 11 Rue des Chanoines, Rousseau’s at No. 40 on the
+Grande Rue, and Voltaire’s at Ferney.
+
+And so we had been living the past, Salemina and I. But
+
+ “Early one morning,
+ Just as the day was dawning.”
+
+my slumbering conscience rose in Puritan strength and asserted its rights
+to a hearing.
+
+“Salemina,” said I, as I walked into her room, “this life that we are
+leading will not do for me any longer. I have been too much immersed in
+ruins. Last night in writing to a friend in New York I uttered the most
+disloyal and incendiary statements. I said that I would rather die than
+live without ruins of some kind; that America was so new, and crude, and
+spick and span, that it was obnoxious to any æsthetic soul; that our
+tendency to erect hideous public buildings and then keep them in repair
+afterwards would make us the butt of ridicule among future generations.
+I even proposed the founding of an American Ruin Company, Limited,—in
+which the stockholders should purchase favourably situated bits of land
+and erect picturesque ruins thereon. To be sure, I said, these ruins
+wouldn’t have any associations at first, but what of that? We have
+plenty of poets and romancers; we could manufacture suitable associations
+and fit them to the premises. At first, it is true, they might not fire
+the imagination; but after a few hundred years, in being crooned by
+mother to infant and handed down by father to son, they would mellow with
+age, as all legends do, and they would end by being hallowed by rising
+generations. I do not say they would be absolutely satisfactory from
+every standpoint, but I do say that they would be better than nothing.
+
+“However,” I continued, “all this was last night, and I have had a change
+of heart this morning. Just on the borderland between sleeping and
+waking, I had a vision. I remembered that to-day would be Monday the 1st
+of September; that all over our beloved land schools would be opening and
+that your sister pedagogues would be doing your work for you in your
+absence. Also I remembered that I am the dishonourable but Honorary
+President of a Froebel Society of four hundred members, that it meets
+to-morrow, and that I can’t afford to send them a cable.”
+
+“It is all true,” said Salemina. “It might have been said more briefly,
+but it is quite true.”
+
+“Now, my dear, I am only a painter with an occasional excursion into
+educational fields, but you ought to be gathering stories of knowledge to
+lay at the feet of the masculine members of your School Board.”
+
+“I ought, indeed!” sighed Salemina.
+
+“Then let us begin!” I urged. “I want to be good to-day and you must be
+good with me. I never can be good alone and neither can you, and you
+know it. We will give up the lovely drive in the diligence; the luncheon
+at the French restaurant and those heavenly little Swiss cakes” (here
+Salemina was almost unmanned); “the concert on the great organ and all
+the other frivolous things we had intended; and we will make an
+educational pilgrimage to Yverdon. You may not remember, my dear,”—this
+was said severely because I saw that she meditated rebellion and was
+going to refuse any programme which didn’t include the Swiss cakes,—“you
+may not remember that Jean Henri Pestalozzi lived and taught in Yverdon.
+Your soul is so steeped in illusions; so submerged in the Lethean waters
+of the past; so emasculated by thrilling legends, paltry titles, and
+ruined castles, that you forget that Pestalozzi was the father of popular
+education and the sometime teacher of Froebel, our patron saint. When
+you return to your adored Boston, your faithful constituents in that and
+other suburbs of Salem, Massachusetts, will not ask you if you have seen
+the Castle of Chillon and the terrace of Corinne, but whether you went to
+Yverdon.”
+
+Salemina gave one last fond look at the lake and picked up her Baedeker.
+She searched languidly in the Y’s and presently read in a monotonous,
+guide-book voice. “Um—um—um—yes, here it is, ‘Yverdon is sixty-one miles
+from Geneva, three hours forty minutes, on the way to Neuchâtel and
+Bâle.’ (Neuchâtel is the cheese place; I’d rather go there and we could
+take a bag of those Swiss cakes.) ‘It is on the southern bank of Lake
+Neuchâtel at the influx of the Orbe or Thiele. It occupies the site of
+the Roman town of Ebrodunum. The castle dates from the twelfth century
+and was occupied by Pestalozzi as a college.’”
+
+This was at eight, and at nine, leaving Francesca in bed, we were in the
+station at Geneva. Finding that we had time to spare, we went across the
+street and bargained for an _in-transit_ luncheon with one of those dull
+native shopkeepers who has no idea of American-French.
+
+Your American-French, by the way, succeeds well enough so long as you
+practise, in the seclusion of your apartment, certain assorted sentences
+which the phrase-book tells you are likely to be needed. But so far as
+my experience goes, it is always the unexpected that happens, and one is
+eternally falling into difficulties never encountered by any previous
+traveller.
+
+For instance, after purchasing a cold chicken, some French bread, and a
+bit of cheese, we added two bottles of lemonade. We managed to ask for a
+glass, from which to drink it, but the man named two francs as the price.
+This was more than Salemina could bear. Her spirit was never dismayed at
+any extravagance, but it reared its crested head in the presence of
+extortion. She waxed wroth. The man stood his ground. After much
+crimination and recrimination I threw myself into the breach.
+
+“Salemina,” said I, “I wish to remark, first: That we have three minutes
+to catch the train. Second: That, occupying the position we do in
+America,—you the member of a School Board and I the Honorary President of
+a Froebel Society,—we cannot be seen drinking lemonade from a bottle, in
+a public railway carriage; it would be too convivial. Third: You do not
+understand this gentleman. You have studied the language longer than I,
+but I have studied it more lately than you, and I am fresher, much
+fresher than you.” (Here Salemina bridled obviously.) “The man is not
+saying that two francs is the price of the glass. He says that we can
+pay him two francs now, and if we will return the glass to-night when we
+come home he will give us back one franc fifty centimes. That is fifty
+centimes for the rent of the glass, as I understand it.”
+
+Salemina’s right hand, with the glass in it, dropped nervelessly at her
+side. “If he uttered one single syllable of all that rigmarole, then
+Ollendorf is a myth, that’s all I have to say.”
+
+“The gift of tongues is not vouchsafed to all,” I responded with dignity.
+“I happen to possess a talent for languages, and I apprehend when I do
+not comprehend.”
+
+Salemina was crushed by the weight of my self-respect, and we took the
+tumbler, and the train.
+
+It was a cloudless day and a beautiful journey, along the side of the
+sapphire lake for miles, and always in full view of the glorious
+mountains. We arrived at Yverdon about noon, and had eaten our luncheon
+on the train, so that we should have a long, unbroken afternoon. We left
+our books and heavy wraps in the station with the porter, with whom we
+had another slight misunderstanding as to general intentions and terms;
+then we started, Salemina carrying the lemonade glass in her hand, with
+her guide-book, her red parasol, and her Astrakhan cape. The tumbler was
+a good deal of trouble, but her heart was set on returning it safely to
+the Geneva pirate; not so much to reclaim the one franc fifty centimes as
+to decide conclusively whether he had ever proposed such restitution. I
+knew her mental processes, so I refused to carry any of her properties;
+besides, the pirate had used a good many irregular verbs in his
+conversation, and upon due reflection I was a trifle nervous about the
+true nature of the bargain.
+
+The Yverdon station fronted on a great open common dotted with a few
+trees. There were a good many mothers and children sitting on the
+benches, and a number of young lads playing ball. The town itself is one
+of the quaintest, quietest, and sleepiest in Switzerland. From 1803 to
+1810 it was a place of pilgrimage for philanthropists from all parts of
+Europe; for at that time Pestalozzi was at the zenith of his fame, having
+under him one hundred and sixty-five pupils from Europe and America, and
+thirty-two adult teachers, who were learning his method.
+
+But Yverdon has lost its former greatness now! Scarcely any English
+travellers go there and still fewer Americans. We fancied that there was
+nothing extraordinary in our appearance; nevertheless a small crowd of
+children followed at our heels, and the shopkeepers stood at their open
+doors and regarded us with intense interest.
+
+“No English spoken here, that is evident,” said Salemina ruefully; “but
+you have such a gift for languages you can take the command to-day and
+make the blunders and bear the jeers of the public. You must find out
+where the new Pestalozzi Monument is,—where the Château is,—where the
+schools are, and whether visitors are admitted,—whether there is a
+respectable hotel where we can get dinner,—whether we can get back to
+Geneva to-night, whether it’s a fast or a slow train, and what time it
+gets there,—whether the methods of Pestalozzi are still
+maintained,—whether they know anything about Froebel,—whether they know
+what a kindergarten is, and whether they have one in the village. Some
+of these questions will be quite difficult even for you.”
+
+Well, the monument was not difficult to find, at all events. We accosted
+two or three small boys and demanded boldly of one of them, “_Où est le
+monument de Pestalozzi_, _s’il vous plaît_?”
+
+He shrugged his shoulders like an American small boy and said vacantly,
+“_Je ne sais pas_.”
+
+“Of course he does know,” said Salemina; “he means to be disagreeable; or
+else ‘monument’ isn’t monument.”
+
+“Well,” I answered, “there is a monument in the distance, and there
+cannot be two in this village.”
+
+Sure enough it was the very one we sought. It stands in a little open
+place quite “in the business heart of the city,”—as we should say in
+America, and is an exceedingly fine and impressive bit of sculpture. The
+group of three figures is in bronze and was done by M. Gruet of Paris.
+
+The modelling is strong, the expression of Pestalozzi benign and sweet,
+and the trusting upturned faces of the children equally genuine and
+attractive.
+
+One side of the pedestal bears the inscription:—
+
+ _À_
+ _Pestalozzi_
+ 1746–1827
+ _Monument érigé_
+ _par souscription populaire_
+ _MDCCCXC_
+
+On a second side these words are carved in the stone:—
+
+ _Sauveur des Pauvres à Neuhof_
+ _Père des Orphelins à Stanz_
+ _Fondateur de l’école_
+ _populaire à Burgdorf_
+ _Éducateur de l’humanité_
+ _à Yverdon_
+ _Tout pour les autres_, _pour lui_,—_rien_!
+
+An older monument erected in 1846 by the Canton of Argovia bears this
+same inscription, save that it adds, “Preacher to the people in ‘Leonard
+and Gertrude.’ Man. Christian. Citizen. Blessed be his name!”
+
+On the third side of the Yverdon Monument is Pestalozzi’s noble speech,
+fine enough indeed, to be cut in stone:—
+
+ “_J’ai vécu moi-même_
+ _comme un mendiant_,
+ _pour apprendre à des_
+ _mendiants à vivre comme_
+ _des hommes_.”
+
+We sat a long time on the great marble pedestal, gazing into the
+benevolent face, and reviewing the simple, self-sacrificing life of the
+great educator, and then started on a tour of inspection. After
+wandering through most of the shops, buying photographs and mementoes,
+Salemina discovered that she had left the expensive tumbler in one of
+them. After a long discussion as to whether tumbler was masculine or
+feminine, and as to whether “_Ai-je laissé un verre ici_?” or “_Est-ce
+que j’ai laissé un verre ici_?” was the proper query, we retraced our
+steps, Salemina asking in one shop, “_Excusez-moi_, _je vous prie_, _mais
+ai-je laissé un verre ici_?”,—and I in the next, “_Je demands pardon_,
+_Madame_, _est-ce que j’ai laissé un verre dans ce magasin-ci_?—_J’en ai
+perdu un_, somewhere.” Finally we found it, and in response not to mine
+but to Salemina’s question, so that she was superior and obnoxious for
+several minutes.
+
+Our next point of interest was the old castle, which is still a public
+school. Finding the caretaker, we visited first the museum and library—a
+small collection of curiosities, books, and mementoes, various portraits
+of Pestalozzi and his wife, manuscripts and so forth. The simple-hearted
+woman who did the honours was quite overcome by our knowledge of and
+interest in her pedagogical hero, but she did not return the compliment.
+I asked her if the townspeople knew about Friedrich Froebel, but she
+looked blank.
+
+“Froebel? Froebel?” she asked; “_qui est-ce_?”
+
+“_Mais_, _Madame_,” I said eloquently, “_c’était un grand homme_! _Un
+héros_! _Le plus grand élève de Pestalozzi_! _Aussi grand que
+Pestalozzi soi-même_!”
+
+(“PLUS grand! Why don’t you say _plus grand_?” murmured Salemina
+loyally.)
+
+“_Je ne sais_!” she returned, with an indifferent shrug of the shoulders.
+“_Je ne sais_! _Il y a des autres_, _je crois_; _mais moi_, _je connais
+Pestalozzi_, _c’est assez_!”
+
+All the younger children had gone home, but she took us through the empty
+schoolrooms, which were anything but attractive. We found an unhappy
+small boy locked in one of them. I slipped behind the concierge to chat
+with him, for he was so exactly like all other small boys in disgrace
+that he made me homesick.
+
+“_Tu étais méchant_, _n’est ce-pas_?” I whispered consolingly; “_mais tu
+seras sage demain_, _j’en suis sûre_!”
+
+I thought this very pretty, but he wriggled from under my benevolent
+hand, saying “_Va_!” (which I took to be, “Go ’long, you!”) “_je n’étais
+méchant aujourd’hui et je ne serai pas sage demain_!”
+
+I asked the concierge if the general methods of Pestalozzi were still
+used in the schools of Yverdon, “_Mais certainement_!” she replied as we
+went into a room where twenty to thirty girls of ten years were studying.
+There were three pleasant windows looking out into the street; the
+ordinary platform and ordinary teacher’s table, with the ordinary teacher
+(in an extraordinary state of coma) behind it; and rather rude desks and
+seats for the children, but not a single ornament, picture, map, or case
+of objects and specimens around the room. The children were nice, clean,
+pleasant, stolid little things with braided hair and pinafores. The sole
+decoration of the apartment was a highly-coloured chart that we had
+noticed on the walls of all the other schoolrooms. Feeling that this
+must be a sacred relic, and that it probably illustrated some of the
+Pestalozzian foundation principles, I walked up to it reverently,
+
+“_Qu’est-ce-que c’est cela_, _Madame_?” I inquired, rather puzzled by its
+appearance.
+
+“_C’est la méthode de Pestalozzi_,” the teacher replied absently.
+
+I wished that we kindergarten people could get Froebel’s educational idea
+in such a snug, portable shape, and drew nearer to gaze at it. I can
+give you a very complete description of the pictures from memory, as I
+copied the titles _verbatim et literatim_. The whole chart was a
+powerful moral object-lesson on the dangers of incendiarism and the evils
+of reckless disobedience. It was printed appropriately in the most lurid
+colours, and divided into nine tableaux.
+
+These were named as follows:—
+
+
+
+I—LA VRAIE GAÎTÉ
+
+
+Twelve or fifteen boys and girls are playing together so happily and
+innocently that their good angels sing for joy.
+
+
+
+II—UNE PROPOSITION FATALE!
+
+
+Suddenly “_le petit_ Charles” says to his comrades, “Come! let us build a
+fire!” _Le petit_ Charles is a typical infant villain and is surrounded
+at once by other incendiary spirits all in accord with his insidious
+plans.
+
+
+
+III—LA PROTESTATION
+
+
+The Good Little Marie, a Sunday-school heroine of the true type,
+approaches the group and, gazing heavenward, remarks that it is wicked to
+play with matches. The G. L. M. is of saintly presence,—so clean and
+well groomed that you feel inclined to push her into a puddle. Her hands
+are not full of vulgar toys and sweetmeats, like those of the other
+children, but are extended graciously as if she were in the habit of
+pronouncing benedictions.
+
+
+
+IV—INSOUCIANCE!
+
+
+_Le petit_ Charles puts his evil little paw in his dangerous pockets and
+draws out a wicked lucifer match, saying with abominable indifference,
+“Bah! what do we care? We’re going to build a fire, whatever you say.
+Come on, boys!”
+
+
+
+V—UN PLAISIR DANGEREUX!
+
+
+The boys “come on.” Led by “_le petit vilain_ Charles” they light a
+dangerous little fire in a dangerous little spot. Their faces shine with
+unbridled glee. The G. L. M. retires to a distance with a few saintly
+followers, meditating whether she shall run and tell her mother. “_Le
+petit_ Paul,” an infant of three summers, draws near the fire, attracted
+by the cheerful blaze.
+
+
+
+VI—MALHEUR ET INEXPÉRIENCE
+
+
+_Le petit_ Paul somehow or other tumbles into the fire. Nothing but a
+desire to influence posterity as an awful example could have induced him
+to take this unnecessary step, but having walked in he stays in, like an
+infant John Rogers. The bad boys are so horror-stricken it does not
+occur to them to pull him out, and the G. L. M. is weeping over the sin
+of the world.
+
+
+
+VII—TROP TARD!!
+
+
+The male parent of _le petit_ Paul is seen rushing down an adjacent Alp.
+He leads a flock of frightened villagers who have seen the smoke and
+heard the wails of their offspring. As the last shred of _le petit_ Paul
+has vanished in said smoke, the observer notes that the poor father is
+indeed “too late.”
+
+
+
+VIII—DESESPOIR!!
+
+
+The despair of all concerned would draw tears from the dryest eye. Only
+one person wears a serene expression, and that is the G. L. M., who is
+evidently thinking: “Perhaps they will listen to me the next time.”
+
+
+
+IX—LA FIN!
+
+
+The charred remains of _le petit_ Paul are being carried to the cemetery.
+The G. L. M. heads the procession in a white veil. In a prominent place
+among the mourners is “_le pauvre petit_ Charles,” so bowed with grief
+and remorse that he can scarcely be recognized.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was a telling sermon! If I had been a child I should never have
+looked at a match again; and old as I was, I could not, for days
+afterwards, regard a box of them without a shudder. I thought that
+probably Yverdon had been visited in the olden time by a series of
+disastrous holocausts, all set by small boys, and that this was the
+powerful antidote presented; so I asked the teacher whether incendiarism
+was a popular failing in that vicinity and whether the chart was one of a
+series inculcating various moral lessons. I don’t know whether she
+understood me or not, but she said no, it was “_la méthode de
+Pestalozzi_.”
+
+Just at this juncture she left the room, apparently to give the pupils a
+brief study-period, and simultaneously the concierge was called
+downstairs by a crying baby. A bright idea occurred to me and I went
+hurriedly into the corridor where my friend was taking notes.
+
+“Salemina,” said I, “here is an opportunity of a lifetime! We ought to
+address these children in their native tongue. It will be something to
+talk about in educational pow-wows. They do not know that we are
+distinguished visitors, but we know it. A female member of a School
+Board and the Honorary President of a Froebel Society owe a duty to their
+constituents. You go in and tell them who and what I am and make a
+speech in French. Then I’ll tell them who and what you are and make
+another speech.”
+
+Salemina assumed a modest violet attitude, declined the honour
+absolutely, and intimated that there were persons who would prefer
+talking in a language they didn’t know rather than to remain sensibly
+silent.
+
+However the plan struck me as being so fascinating that I went back
+alone, looked all ways to see if any one were coming, mounted the
+platform, cleared my throat, and addressed the awe-struck youngsters in
+the following words. I will spare you the French, but you will perceive
+by the construction of the sentences, that I uttered only those
+sentiments possible in an early stage of language-study.
+
+“My dear children,” I began, “I live many thousand miles across the ocean
+in America. You do not know me and I do not know you, but I do know all
+about your good Pestalozzi and I love him.”
+
+“_Il est mort_!” interpolated one offensive little girl in the front row.
+
+Salemina tittered audibly in the corridor, and I crossed the room and
+closed the door. I think the children expected me to put the key in my
+pocket and then murder them and stuff them into the stove.
+
+“I know perfectly well that he is dead, my child,” I replied
+winningly,—“it is his life, his memory that I love.—And once upon a time,
+long ago, a great man named Friedrich Froebel came here to Yverdon and
+studied with your great Pestalozzi. It was he who made kindergartens for
+little children, _jardins des enfants_, you know. Some of your
+grand-mothers remember Froebel, I think?”
+
+Hereupon two of the smaller chits shouted some sort of a negation which I
+did not in the least comprehend, but which from large American experience
+I took to be, “My grandmother doesn’t!” “My grandmother doesn’t!”
+
+Seeing that the others regarded me favourably, I continued, “It is
+because I love Pestalozzi and Froebel, that I came here to day to see
+your beautiful new monument. I have just bought a photograph taken on
+that day last year when it was first uncovered. It shows the flags and
+the decorations, the flowers and garlands, and ever so many children
+standing in the sunshine, dressed in white and singing hymns of praise.
+You are all in the picture, I am sure!”
+
+This was a happy stroke. The children crowded about me and showed me
+where they were standing in the photograph, what they wore on the august
+occasion, how the bright sun made them squint, how a certain
+_malheureuse_ Henriette couldn’t go to the festival because she was ill.
+
+I could understand very little of their magpie chatter, but it was a
+proud moment. Alone, unaided, a stranger in a strange land, I had gained
+the attention of children while speaking in a foreign tongue. Oh, if I
+had only left the door open that Salemina might have witnessed this
+triumph! But hearing steps in the distance, I said hastily,
+“_Asseyez-vous_, _mes enfants_, _tout-de-suite_!” My tone was so
+authoritative that they obeyed instantly, and when the teacher entered it
+was as calm as the millennium.
+
+We rambled through the village for another hour, dined at a quaint little
+inn, gave a last look at the monument, and left for Geneva at seven
+o’clock in the pleasant September twilight. Arriving a trifle after ten,
+somewhat weary in body and slightly anxious in mind, I followed Salemina
+into the tiny cake-shop across the street from the station. She returned
+the tumbler, and the man, who seemed to consider it an unexpected
+courtesy, thanked us volubly. I held out my hand and reminded him
+timidly of the one franc fifty centimes.
+
+He inquired what I meant. I explained. He laughed scornfully. I
+remonstrated. He asked me if I thought him an imbecile. I answered no,
+and wished that I knew the French for several other terms nearer the
+truth, but equally offensive. Then we retired, having done our part, as
+good Americans, to swell the French revenues, and that was the end of our
+day in Pestalozzi-town; not the end, however, of the lemonade glass
+episode, which was always a favourite story in Salemina’s repertory.
+
+
+
+
+II
+PENELOPE IN VENICE
+
+
+ This noble citie doth in a manner chalenge this at my hands, that I
+ should describe her also as well as the other cities I saw in my
+ journey, partly because she gave me most louing and kinde
+ entertainment for the sweetest time (I must needes confesse) that
+ euer I spent in my life; and partly for that she ministered vnto me
+ more variety of remarkable and delicious objects than mine eyes euer
+ suruayed in any citie before, or euer shall . . . the fairest Lady,
+ yet the richest Paragon and Queene of Christendome.
+
+ _Coryat’s Crudities_: 1611
+
+
+
+I
+
+
+ VENICE, _May_ 12
+ HOTEL PAOLO ANAFESTO.
+
+I HAVE always wished that I might have discovered Venice for myself. In
+the midst of our mad acquisition and frenzied dissemination of knowledge,
+these latter days, we miss how many fresh and exquisite sensations! Had
+I a daughter, I should like to inform her mind on every other possible
+point and keep her in absolute ignorance of Venice. Well do I realize
+that it would be impracticable, although no more so, after all, than
+Rousseau’s plan of educating Émile, which certainly obtained a wide
+hearing and considerable support in its time. No, tempting as it would
+be, it would be difficult to carry out such a theory in these days of
+logic and common sense, and in some moment of weakness I might possibly
+succumb and tell her all about it, for fear that some stranger, whom she
+might meet at a ball, would have the pleasure of doing it first.
+
+The next best woman-person in the world with whom to see Venice, barring
+the lovely non-existent daughter, is Salemina.
+
+It is our first visit, but, alas! we are, nevertheless, much better
+informed than I could wish. Salemina’s mind is particularly well
+furnished, but, luckily she cannot always remember the point wished for
+at the precise moment of need; so that, taking her all in all, she is
+nearly as agreeable as if she were ignorant. Her knowledge never bulks
+heavily and insistently in the foreground or middle-distance, like that
+of Miss Celia Van Tyck, but remains as it should, in the haze of a
+melting and delicious perspective. She has plenty of enthusiasms, too,
+and Miss Van Tyck has none. Imagine our plight at being accidentally
+linked to that encyclopædic lady in Italy! She is an old acquaintance of
+Salemina’s and joined us in Florence, where she had been staying for a
+month, waiting for her niece Kitty Schuyler,—Kitty Copley now,—who is in
+Spain with her husband.
+
+Miss Van Tyck would be endurable in Sheffield, Glasgow, Lyons, Genoa,
+Kansas City, Pompeii, or Pittsburg, but she should never have blighted
+Venice with her presence. She insisted, however, on accompanying us, and
+I can only hope that the climate and associations will have a relaxing
+effect on her habits of thought and speech. When she was in Florence,
+she was so busy in “reading up” Verona and Padua that she had no time for
+the Uffizi Gallery. In Verona and Padua she was absorbed in Hare’s
+“Venice,” vaccinating herself, so to speak, with information, that it
+might not steal upon, and infect her, unawares. If there is anything
+that Miss Van abhors, it is knowing a thing without knowing that she
+knows it; while for me, the most charming knowledge is the sort that
+comes by unconscious absorption, like the free grace of God.
+
+We intended to enter Venice in orthodox fashion, by moonlight, and began
+to consult about trains when we were in Milan. The porter said that
+there was only one train between the eight and the twelve, and gave me a
+pamphlet on the subject, but Salemina objects to an early start, and Miss
+Van refuses to arrive anywhere after dusk, so it is fortunate that the
+distances are not great.
+
+They have a curious way of reckoning time in Italy, for I found that the
+train leaving Milan at eight-thirty was scheduled to arrive at ten
+minutes past eighteen.
+
+“You could never sit up until then, Miss Van,” I said; “but, on the other
+hand, if we leave later, to please Salemina, say at ten in the morning,
+we do not arrive until eight minutes before twenty-one! I haven’t the
+faintest idea what time that will really be, but it sounds too late for
+three defenceless women—all of them unmarried—to be prowling about in a
+strange city.”
+
+It proved on investigation, however, that twenty-one o’clock is only nine
+in Christian language (that is, one’s mother tongue), so we united in
+choosing that hour as being the most romantic possible, and there was a
+full yellow moon as we arrived in the railway station. My heart beat
+high with joy and excitement, for I succeeded in establishing Miss Van
+with Salemina in one gondola, while I took all the luggage in another,
+ridding myself thus cleverly of the disenchanting influence of Miss Van’s
+company.
+
+“Do come with us, Penelope,” she said, as we issued from the portico of
+the station and heard, instead of the usual cab-drivers’ pandemonium,
+only the soft lapping of waves against the marble steps—“Do come with us,
+Penelope, and let us enter ‘dangerous and sweet-charmed Venice’ together.
+It does, indeed, look a ‘veritable sea-bird’s nest.’”
+
+She had informed me before, in Milan, that Cassiodorus, Theodoric’s
+secretary, had thus styled Venice, but somehow her slightest remark is
+out of key. I can always see it printed in small type in a footnote at
+the bottom of the page, and I always wish to skip it, as I do other
+footnotes, and annotations, and marginal notes and addenda. If Miss
+Van’s mother had only thought of it, Addenda would have been a delightful
+Christian name for her, and much more appropriate than Celia.
+
+If I should be asked on bended knees, if I should be reminded that every
+intelligent and sympathetic creature brings a pair of fresh eyes to the
+study of the beautiful, if it should be affirmed that the new note is as
+likely to be struck by the ’prentice as by the master hand, if I should
+be assured that my diary would never be read, I should still refuse to
+write my first impressions of Venice. My best successes in life have
+been achieved by knowing what not to do, and I consider it the finest
+common sense to step modestly along in beaten paths, not stirring up,
+even there, any more dust than is necessary. If my friends and
+acquaintances ever go to Venice, let them read their Ruskin, their
+Goethe, their Byron, Shelley, and Wordsworth, their Rogers, Gautier,
+Michelet, their Symonds and Howells, not forgetting old “Coryat’s
+Crudities,” and be thankful I spared them mine.
+
+It was the eve of Ascension Day, and a yellow May moon was hanging in the
+blue. I wished with all my heart that it were a little matter of seven
+or eight hundred years earlier in the world’s history, for then the
+people would have been keeping vigil and making ready for that nuptial
+ceremony of Ascension-tide when the Doge married Venice to the sea. Why
+can we not make pictures nowadays, as well as paint them? We are
+banishing colour as fast as we can, clothing our buildings, our ships,
+ourselves, in black and white and sober hues, and if it were not for
+dear, gaudy Mother Nature, who never puts her palette away, but goes on
+painting her reds and greens and blues and yellows with the same lavish
+hand, we should have a sad and discreet universe indeed.
+
+But so long as we have more or less stopped making pictures, is it not
+fortunate that the great ones of the olden time have been eternally fixed
+on the pages of the world’s history, there to glow and charm and burn for
+ever and a day? To be able to recall those scenes of marvellous beauty
+so vividly that one lives through them again in fancy, and reflect, that
+since we have stopped being picturesque and fascinating, we have learned,
+on the whole, to behave much better, is as delightful a trend of thought
+as I can imagine, and it was mine as I floated toward the Piazza of San
+Marco in my gondola.
+
+I could see the Doge descend the Giant’s Stairs, and issue from the gate
+of the Ducal Palace. I could picture the great Bucentaur as it reached
+the open beyond the line of the tide. I could see the white-mitred
+Patriarch walking from his convent on the now deserted isle of Sant’
+Elena to the shore where his barge lay waiting to join the glittering
+procession.
+
+And then there floated before my entranced vision the princely figure of
+the Doge taking the Pope-blessed ring, and, advancing to the little
+gallery behind his throne on the Bucentaur, raising it high, and dropping
+it into the sea. I could almost hear the faint splash as it sank in the
+golden waves, and hear, too, the sonorous words of the old wedding
+ceremony: “_Desponsamus te_, _Mare_, _in signum veri perpetuique
+dominii_!”
+
+Then when the shouts of mirth and music had died away and the Bucentaur
+and its train had drifted back into the lagoon, the blue sea, new-wedded,
+slept through the night with the May moon on her breast and the silent
+stars for sentinels.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+ LA GIUDECCA, _May_ 15,
+ CASA ROSA.
+
+Not for a moment have we regretted leaving our crowded, conventional
+hotel in Venice proper, for these rooms in a house on the Giudecca. The
+very vision of Miss Celia Van Tyck sitting on a balcony surrounded by a
+group of friends from the various Boston suburbs, the vision of Miss
+Celia Van Tyck melting into delicious distance with every movement of our
+gondola, even this was sufficient for Salemina’s happiness and mine, had
+it been accompanied by no more tangible joys.
+
+This island, hardly ten minutes by gondola from the Piazza of San Marco,
+was the summer resort of the Doges, you will remember, and there they
+built their pleasure-houses, with charming gardens at the back—gardens
+the confines of which stretched to the Laguna Viva. Our Casa Rosa is one
+of the few old _palazzi_ left, for many of them have been turned into
+granaries.
+
+We should never have found this romantic dwelling by ourselves; the
+Little Genius brought us here. The Little Genius is Miss Ecks, who
+draws, and paints, and carves, and models in clay, preaching and
+practising the brotherhood of man and the sisterhood of woman in the
+intervals; Miss Ecks, who is the custodian of all the talents and most of
+the virtues, and the invincible foe of sordid common sense and financial
+prosperity. Miss Ecks met us by chance in the Piazza and breathlessly
+explained that she was searching for paying guests to be domiciled under
+the roof of Numero Sessanta, Giudecca. She thought we should enjoy
+living there, or at least she did very much, and she had tried it for two
+years; but our enjoyment was not the special point in question. The real
+reason and desire for our immediate removal was that the padrona might
+pay off a vexatious and encumbering mortgage which gave great anxiety to
+everybody concerned, besides interfering seriously with her own creative
+work.
+
+“You must come this very day,” exclaimed Miss Ecks. “The Madonna knows
+that we do not desire boarders, but you are amiable and considerate, as
+well as financially sound and kind, and will do admirably. Padrona
+Angela is very unhappy, and I cannot model satisfactorily until the house
+is on a good paying basis and she is putting money in the bank toward the
+payment of the mortgage. You can order your own meals, entertain as you
+like, and live precisely as if you were in your own home.”
+
+The Little Genius is small, but powerful, with a style of oratory
+somewhat illogical, but always convincing at the moment. There were a
+good many trifling objections to our leaving Miss Van Tyck and the hotel,
+but we scarcely remembered them until we and our luggage were skimming
+across the space of water that divides Venice from our own island.
+
+We explored the cool, wide, fragrant spaces of the old _casa_, with its
+outer walls of faded, broken stucco, all harmonized to a pinkish yellow
+by the suns and winds of the bygone centuries. We admired its lofty
+ceilings, its lovely carvings and frescoes, its decrepit but beautiful
+furniture, and then we mounted to the top, where the Little Genius has a
+sort of eagle’s eyrie, a floor to herself under the eaves, from the
+windows of which she sees the sunlight glimmering on the blue water by
+day, and the lights of her adored Venice glittering by night. The walls
+are hung with fragments of marble and wax and stucco and clay; here a
+beautiful foot, or hand, or dimple-cleft chin; there an exquisitely
+ornate façade, a miniature campanile, or a model of some ancient
+_palazzo_ or _chiesa_.
+
+The little bedroom off at one side is draped in coarse white cotton, and
+is simple enough for a nun. Not a suggestion there of the fripperies of
+a fine lady’s toilet, but, in their stead, heads of cherubs, wings of
+angels, slender bell-towers, friezes of acanthus leaves,—beauty of line
+and form everywhere, and not a hint of colour save in the riotous bunches
+of poppies and oleanders that lie on the broad window-seats or stand
+upright in great blue jars.
+
+Here the Little Genius lives, like the hermit crab that she calls
+herself; here she dwells apart from kith and kin, her mind and heart and
+miracle-working hands taken captive by the charms of the siren city of
+the world.
+
+When we had explored Casa Rosa from turret to foundation stone we went
+into the garden at the rear of the house—a garden of flowers and
+grape-vines, of vegetables and fruit-trees, of birds and bee-hives, a
+full acre of sweet summer sounds and odours, stretching to the lagoon,
+which sparkled and shimmered under the blue Italian skies. The garden
+completed our subjugation, and here we stay until we are removed by
+force, or until the padrona’s mortgage is paid unto the last penny, when
+I feel that the Little Genius will hang a banner on the outer ramparts, a
+banner bearing the relentless inscription: “No paying guests allowed on
+these premises until further notice.”
+
+Our domestics are unique and interesting. Rosalia, the cook, is a
+graceful person with brown eyes, wavy hair, and long lashes, and when she
+is coaxing her charcoal fire with a primitive fan of cock’s feathers, her
+cheeks as pink as oleanders, the Little Genius leads us to the kitchen
+door and bids us gaze at her beauty. We are suitably enthralled at the
+moment, but we suffer an inevitable reaction when the meal is served, and
+sometimes long for a plain cook.
+
+Peppina is the second maid, and as arrant a coquette as lives in all
+Italy. Her picture has been painted on more than one fisherman’s sail,
+for it is rumoured that she has been six times betrothed and she is still
+under twenty. The unscrupulous little flirt rids herself of her suitors,
+after they become a weariness to her, by any means, fair or foul, and her
+capricious affections are seldom good for more than three months. Her
+own loves have no deep roots, but she seems to have the power of arousing
+in others furious jealousy and rage and a very delirium of pleasure. She
+remains light, gay, joyous, unconcerned, but she shakes her lovers as the
+Venetian thunderstorms shake the lagoons. Not long ago she tired of her
+chosen swain, Beppo the gardener, and one morning the padrona’s ducks
+were found dead. Peppina, her eyes dewy with crocodile tears, told the
+padrona that although the suspicion almost rent her faithful heart in
+twain, she must needs think Beppo the culprit. The local detective, or
+police officer, came and searched the unfortunate Beppo’s humble room,
+and found no incriminating poison, but did discover a pound or two of
+contraband tobacco, whereupon he was marched off to court, fined eighty
+francs, and jilted by his perfidious lady-love, who speedily transferred
+her affections. If she had been born in the right class and the right
+century, Peppina would have made an admirable and brilliant Borgia.
+
+Beppo sent a stinging reproof in verse to Peppina by the new gardener,
+and the Little Genius read it to us, to show the poetic instinct of the
+discarded lover, and how well he had selected his rebuke from the store
+of popular verses known to gondoliers and fishermen of Venice:—
+
+ “_No te fidar de l’ albaro che piega_,
+ _Ne de la dona quando la te giura_.
+ _La te impromete_, _e po la te denega_;
+ _No te fidar de l’ albaro che piega_.”
+
+ (“Trust not the mast that bends.
+ Trust not a woman’s oath;
+ She’ll swear to you, and there it ends,
+ Trust not the mast that bends.”)
+
+Beppo, Salemina, and I were talking together one morning,—just a casual
+meeting in the street,—when Peppina passed us. She had a market-basket
+in each hand, and was in her gayest attire, a fresh crimson rose between
+her teeth being the last and most fetching touch to her toilet. She gave
+a dainty shrug of her shoulders as she glanced at Beppo’s hanging head
+and hungry eye, and then with a light laugh hummed, “Trust not the mast
+that bends,” the first line of the poem that Beppo had sent her.
+
+“It is better to let her go,” I said to him consolingly.
+
+“_Si_, _madama_; but”—with a profound sigh—“she is very pretty.”
+
+So she is, and although my idea of the fitness of things is somewhat
+unsettled when Peppina serves our dinner wearing a yoke and sleeves of
+coarse lace with her blue cotton gown, and a bunch of scarlet poppies in
+her hair, I can do nothing in the way of discipline because Salemina
+approves of her as part of the picture. Instead of trying to develop
+some moral sense in the little creature, Salemina asked her to alternate
+roses and oleanders with poppies in her hair, and gave her a coral comb
+and ear-rings on her birthday. Thus does a warm climate undermine the
+strict virtue engendered by Boston east winds.
+
+Francesco—Cecco for short—is general assistant in the kitchen, and a good
+gondolier to boot. When our little family is increased by more than
+three guests at dinner, Cecco is pressed into dining-room service, and
+becomes under-butler to Peppina. Here he is not at ease. He scrubs his
+tanned face until it shines like San Domingo mahogany, brushes his black
+hair until the gloss resembles a varnish, and dons coarse white cotton
+gloves to conceal his work-stained hands and give an air of fashion and
+elegance to the banquet. His embarrassment is equalled only by his
+earnestness and devotion to the dreaded task. Our American guests do not
+care what we have upon our bill of fare when they can steal a glance at
+the intensely dramatic and impassioned Cecco taking Pina into a corner of
+the dining-room and, seizing her hand, despairingly endeavour to find out
+his next duty. Then, with incredibly stiff back, he extends his right
+hand to the guest, as if the proffered plate held a scorpion instead of a
+tidbit. There is an extra butler to be obtained when the function is a
+sufficiently grand one to warrant the expense, but as he wears carpet
+slippers and Pina flirts with him from soup to fruit, we find ourselves
+no better served on the whole, and prefer Cecco, since he transforms an
+ordinary meal into a beguiling comedy.
+
+“What does it matter, after all?” asks Salemina. “It is not life we are
+living, for the moment, but an act of light opera, with the scenes all
+beautifully painted, the music charming and melodious, the costumes gay
+and picturesque. We are occupying exceptionally good seats, and we have
+no responsibility whatever: we left it in Boston, where it is probably
+rolling itself larger and larger, like a snowball; but who cares?”
+
+“Who cares, indeed?” I echo. We are here not to form our characters or
+to improve our minds, but to let them relax; and when we see anything
+which opposses the Byronic ideal of Venice (the use of the concertina as
+the national instrument having this tendency), we deliberately close our
+eyes to it. I have a proper regard for truth in matters of fact like
+statistics. I want to know the exact population of a town, the precise
+total of children of school age, the number of acres in the Yellowstone
+Park, and the amount of wheat exported in 1862; but when it comes to
+things touching my imagination I resent the intrusion of some laboriously
+excavated truth, after my point of view is all nicely settled, and my
+saints, heroes, and martyrs are all comfortably and picturesquely
+arranged in their respective niches or on their proper pedestals.
+
+When the Man of Fact demolishes some pretty fallacy like William Tell and
+the apple, he should be required to substitute something equally
+delightful and more authentic. But he never does. He is a useful but
+uninteresting creature, the Man of Fact, and for a travelling companion
+or a neighbour at dinner give me the Man of Fancy, even if he has not a
+grain of exact knowledge concealed about his person. It seems to me
+highly important that the foundations of Glasgow, Birmingham, Manchester,
+or Spokane Falls should be rooted in certainty; but Verona, Padua, and
+Venice—well, in my opinion, they should be rooted in Byron and Ruskin and
+Shakespeare.
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+ CASA ROSA, _May_ 18.
+
+Such a fanfare of bells as greeted our ears on the morning of our first
+awakening in Casa Rosa!
+
+“Rise at once and dress quickly, Salemina!” I said. “Either an heir has
+been born to the throne, or a foreign Crown Prince has come to visit
+Venice, or perhaps a Papal Bull is loose in the Piazza San Marco.
+Whatever it is, we must not miss it, as I am keeping a diary.”
+
+But Peppina entered with a jug of hot water, and assured us that there
+were no more bells than usual; so we lay drowsily in our comfortable
+little beds, gazing at the frescoes on the ceiling.
+
+One difficulty about the faithful study of Italian frescoes is that they
+can never be properly viewed unless one is extended at full-length on the
+flat of one’s honourable back (as they might say in Japan), a position
+not suitable in a public building.
+
+The fresco on my bedroom ceiling is made mysteriously attractive by a
+wilderness of mythologic animals and a crowd of cherubic heads, wings and
+legs, on a background of clouds; the mystery being that the number of
+cherubic heads does not correspond with the number of extremities, one or
+two cherubs being a wing or a leg short. Whatever may be their
+limitations in this respect, the old painters never denied their cherubs
+cheek, the amount of adipose tissue uniformly provided in that quarter
+being calculated to awake envy and jealousy on the part of the
+predigested-food-babies pictured in the American magazine advertisements.
+
+Padrona Angela furnishes no official key to the ceiling-paintings of Casa
+Rosa; and yesterday, during the afternoon call of four pretty American
+girls, they asked and obtained our permission to lie upon the marble
+floor and compete for a prize to be given to the person who should offer
+the cleverest interpretation of the symbolisms in the frescoes. It may
+be stated that the entire difference of opinion proved that mythologic
+art is apt to be misunderstood. After deciding in the early morning what
+our bedroom ceiling is intended to represent (a decision made and unmade
+every day since our arrival), Salemina and I make a leisurely toilet and
+then seat ourselves at one of the open windows for breakfast.
+
+The window itself looks on the Doge’s Palace and the Campanile, St.
+Theodore and the Lion of St. Mark’s being visible through a maze of
+fishing-boats and sails, some of these artistically patched in white and
+yellow blocks, or orange and white stripes, while others of grey have
+smoke-coloured figures in the tops and corners.
+
+Sometimes the broad stone-flagging pavement bordering the canal is busy
+with people: gondoliers, boys with nets for crab-catching, ’longshoremen,
+and _facchini_. This is when ships are loading or unloading, but at
+other times we look upon a tranquil scene.
+
+Peppina brings in _dell’ acqua bollente_, and I make the coffee in the
+little copper coffee-pot we bought in Paris, while Salemina heats the
+milk over the alcohol-lamp, which is the most precious treasure in her
+possession.
+
+The butter and eggs are brought every morning before breakfast, and
+nothing is more delicious than our freshly churned pat of solidified
+cream, without salt, which is sweeter than honey in the comb. The cows
+are milked at dawn on the campagna, and the milk is brought into Venice
+in large cans. In the early morning, when the light is beginning to
+steal through the shutters, one hears the tinkling of a mule’s bell and
+the rattling of the milk-cans, and, if one runs to the window, may see
+the _contadini_, looking, in their sheepskin trousers, like brethren of
+John the Baptist, driving through the streets and delivering the milk at
+the _vaccari_. It is then heated, the cream raised and churned, and the
+pats of butter, daintily set on green leaves, delivered for a
+seven-o’clock breakfast.
+
+Finally _la colazione_ is spread on our table by the window. A neat
+white cloth covers it, and we have gold-rimmed plates and cups of
+delicate china. There is a pot of honey, an egg _à la coque_ for each, a
+plate of brown and white bread, on some days a dish of scarlet cherries
+on a bed of green, on others a mound of luscious berries in their frills;
+sometimes, too, we have a bowl of tiny wild strawberries that seem to
+have grown with their faces close pressed to the flowers, so sweet and
+fragrant are they.
+
+This _al fresco_ morning meal makes a delicious prelude to our
+comfortable _déjeuner à la fourchette_ at one o’clock, when the Little
+Genius, if not absorbed in some unusually exacting piece of work, joins
+us and gives zest to the repast. Her own breakfast, she explains, is a
+_déjeuner à la_ thumb, the sort enjoyed by the peasant who carves a bit
+of bread and cheese in his hand, and she promises us a sight, some
+leisure day, of a certain _déjeuner à la_ toothpick celebrated for the
+moment among the artists. A mysterious painter, shabby, but of a certain
+elegance and distinction even in his poverty, comes daily at noon into a
+well-known restaurant. He buys for five sous a glass of chianti, a roll
+for one sou, and with stately grace bestows another sou upon the waiter
+who serves him. These preparations made, he breaks the roll in small
+bits, and poising them delicately on the point of a wooden toothpick, he
+dips them in wine before eating them.
+
+“This may be a frugal repast,” he has an air of saying, “but it is at
+least refined, and no man would dare insult me by asking me whether or
+not I leave the table satisfied.”
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+ CASA ROSA, _May_ 20.
+
+One of the pleasantest sights to be noted from our windows at breakfast
+time is Angelo making ready our private gondola for the day. Angelo
+himself is not attractive to the eye by reason of the silliest possible
+hat for a man of forty-five whose hair is slightly grey. It is a white
+straw sailor, with a turned-up brim, a blue ribbon encircling the crown,
+and a white elastic under the chin; such a hat as you would expect to see
+crowning the flaxen curls of mother’s darling boy of four.
+
+I love to look at the gondola, with its solemn caracoling like that of a
+possible water-horse, of which the arched neck is the graceful _ferro_.
+This is a strange, weird, beautiful thing when the black gondola sways a
+little from side to side in the moonlight. Angelo keeps ours polished so
+that it shines like silver in the morning sun, and he has an exquisite
+conscientiousness in rubbing every trace of brass about his precious
+craft. He has a little box under the prow full of bottles and brushes
+and rags. The cushions are laid on the bank of the canal; the pieces of
+carpet are taken out, shaken, and brushed, and the narrow strips are laid
+over the curved wood ends of the gondola to keep the sun from cracking
+them. The _felze_, or cabin, is freed of all dust, the tiny four-legged
+stools and the carved chair are wiped off, and occasionally a thin coat
+of black paint is needed here and there, and a touching-up of the gold
+lines which relieve the sombreness. The last thing to be done is to
+polish the vases and run back into the garden for nosegays, and when
+these are disposed in their niches on each side of the _felze_, Angelo
+waves his infantile hat gaily to us at the window, and smiles his
+readiness to be off.
+
+On other mornings we watch the loading and unloading of grain. There are
+many small boats always in view, their orange sails patched with all
+sorts of emblems and designs in a still deeper colour, and day before
+yesterday a large ship appeared at our windows and attached itself to our
+very doorsteps, much to the wrath of Salemina, who finds the poetry of
+existence much disturbed under the new conditions. All is life and
+motion now. The men are stripped naked to the waist, with bright
+handkerchiefs on their heads, and, in many cases, others tied over their
+mouths. Each has a thick wisp of short twine strings tucked into his
+waistband. The bags are weighed by one, who takes out or puts in a
+shovelful of grain, as the case may be. Then the carrier ties up his bag
+with one of the twine strings, two other men lift it to his shoulder,
+while a boy removes a pierced piece of copper from a long wire and gives
+it to him, this copper being handed in turn to still another man, who
+apparently keeps the account. This not uninteresting, indeed, but sordid
+and monotonous operation began before eight yesterday morning and even
+earlier to-day, obliging Salemina to decline strawberries and eat her
+breakfast with her back to the window.
+
+This afternoon at four the injured lady departed on a tour in Miss
+Palett’s gondola. Miss Palett is a water-colourist who has lived in
+Venice for five years and speaks the language “like a native.” (You are
+familiar with the phrase, and perhaps familiar, too, with the native like
+whom they speak.)
+
+Returning after tea, Salemina was observed to radiate a kind of subdued
+triumph, which proved on investigation to be due to the fact that she had
+met the _comandante_ of the offending ship and that he had gallantly
+promised to remove it without delay. I cannot help feeling that the
+proper time for departure had come; but this destroys the story and robs
+the _comandante_ of his reputation for chivalry.
+
+As Miss Palett’s gondola neared the grain-ship, Salemina, it seems, spied
+the commanding officer pacing the deck.
+
+“See,” she said to her companion, “there is a gang-plank from the side of
+the ship to that small flat-boat. We could perfectly well step from our
+gondola to the flat-boat and then go up and ask politely if we may be
+allowed to examine the interesting grain-ship. While you are
+interviewing the first officer about the foreign countries he has seen, I
+will ask the _comandante_ if he will kindly tie his boat a little farther
+down on the island. No, that won’t do, for he may not speak English; we
+should have an awkward scene, and I should defeat my own purposes. You
+are so fluent in Italian, suppose you call upon him with my card and let
+me stay in the gondola.”
+
+“What shall I say to the man?” objected Miss Palett.
+
+“Oh, there’s plenty to say,” returned Salemina. “Tell him that Penelope
+and I came over from the hotel on the Grand Canal only that we might have
+perfect quiet. Tell him that if I had not unpacked my largest trunk, I
+should not stay an instant longer. Tell him that his great, bulky ship
+ruins the view; that it hides the most beautiful church and part of the
+Doge’s Palace. Tell him that I might as well have stayed at home and
+built a cottage on the dock in Boston Harbour. Tell him that his
+steam-whistles, his anchor-droppings, and his constant loadings or
+unloadings give us headache. Tell him that seven or eight of his
+sailormen brought clean garments and scrubbing brushes and took their
+bath at our front entrance. Tell him that one of them, almost absolutely
+nude, instead of running away to put on more clothing, offered me his arm
+to assist me into the gondola.”
+
+Miss Palett demurred at the subject-matter of some of these remarks, and
+affirmed that she could not translate others into proper Italian. She
+therefore proposed that Salemina should write a few dignified protests on
+her visiting-card, and her own part would be to instruct the man in the
+flat-boat to deliver it at once to his superior officer. The
+_comandante_ spoke no English,—of that fact the sailorman in the
+flat-boat was certain,—but as the gondola moved away, the ladies could
+see the great man pondering over the little piece of pasteboard, and it
+was plain that he was impressed. Herein lies perhaps a seed of truth.
+The really great thing triumphs over all obstacles, and reaches the
+common mind and heart in some way, delivering its message we know not
+how.
+
+Salemina’s card teemed with interesting information, at least to the
+initiated. Her surname was in itself a passport into the best society.
+To be an X— was enough of itself, but her Christian name was one peculiar
+to the most aristocratic and influential branch of the X—s. Her mother’s
+maiden name, engraved at full length in the middle, established the fact
+that Mr. X— had not married beneath him, but that she was the child of
+unblemished lineage on both sides. Her place of residence was the only
+one possible to the possessor of three such names, and as if these
+advantages were not enough, the street and number proved that Salemina’s
+family undoubtedly possessed wealth; for the small numbers, and
+especially the odd numbers, on that particular street, could be flaunted
+only by people of fortune.
+
+You have now all the facts in your possession, and I can only add that
+the ship weighed anchor at twilight, so Salemina again gazed upon the
+Doge’s Palace and slept tranquilly.
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+ CASA ROSA, _May_ 22
+
+I am like the schoolgirl who wrote home from Venice: “I am sitting on the
+edge of the Grand Canal drinking it all in, and life never seemed half so
+full before.” Was ever the city so beautiful as last night on the
+arrival of foreign royalty? It was a memorable display and unique in its
+peculiar beauty. The palaces that line the canal were bright with flags;
+windows and water-steps were thronged, the broad centre of the stream was
+left empty. Presently, round the bend below the Rialto, swept into view
+a double line of gondolas—long, low, gleaming with every hue of brilliant
+colour, most of them with ten, some with twelve, gondoliers in
+resplendent liveries, red, blue, green, white, orange, all bending over
+their oars with the precision of machinery and the grace of absolute
+mastery of their craft. In the middle, between two lines, came one small
+and beautifully modelled gondola, rowed by four men in red and black,
+while on the white silk cushions in the stern sat the Prince and
+Princess. There was no splash of oar or rattle of rowlock; swiftly,
+silently, with an air of stately power and pride, the lovely pageant
+came, passed, and disappeared under the shining evening sky and the
+gathering shadows of “the dim, rich city.” I never saw, or expect to
+see, anything of its kind so beautiful.
+
+I stay for hours in the gondola, writing my letters or watching the
+thousand and one sights of the streets, for I often allow Salemina and
+the Little Genius to tread their way through the highways and byways of
+Venice while I stay behind and observe life from beneath the grateful
+shade of the black _felze_.
+
+The women crossing the many little bridges look like the characters in
+light opera; the young girls, with their hair bobbed in a round coil, are
+sometimes bareheaded and sometimes have a lace scarf over their dark,
+curly locks. A little fan is often in their hands, and one remarks the
+graceful way in which the crepe shawl rests upon the women’s shoulders,
+remembering that it is supposed to take generations to learn to wear a
+shawl or wield a fan.
+
+My favourite waiting-place is near the Via del Paradiso, just where some
+scarlet pomegranate blossoms hang out over the old brick walls by the
+canal-side, and where one splendid acanthus reminds me that its leaves
+inspired some of the most beautiful architecture in the world; where,
+too, the ceaseless chatter of the small boys cleaning crabs with
+scrubbing-brushes gives my ear a much-needed familiarity with the
+language.
+
+Now a girl with a red parasol crosses the Ponte del Paradiso, making a
+brilliant silhouette against the blue sky. She stops to prattle with the
+man at the bell-shop just at the corner of the little _calle_. There are
+beautiful bells standing in rows in the window, one having a border of
+finely traced crabs and sea-horses at the base; another has a top like a
+Doge’s cap, while the body of another has a delicately wrought tracery,
+as if a fish-net had been thrown over it.
+
+Sometimes the children crowd about me as the pigeons in the Piazza San
+Marco struggle for the corn flung to them by the tourists. If there are
+only three or four, I sometimes compromise with my conscience and give
+them something. If one gets a lira put into small coppers, one can give
+them a couple of _centesimi_ apiece without feeling that one is
+pauperizing them, but that one is fostering the begging habit in young
+Italy is a more difficult sin to face.
+
+To-day when the boys took off the tattered hats from their bonny little
+heads, all black waves and riotous curls, and with disarming dimples and
+sparkling eyes presented them to me for alms, I looked at them with
+smiling admiration, thinking how like Raphael’s cherubs they were, and
+then said in my best Italian: “Oh, yes, I see them; they are indeed most
+beautiful hats. I thank you for showing them to me, and I am pleased to
+see you courteously take them off to a lady.”
+
+This American pleasantry was passed from mouth to mouth gleefully, and so
+truly enjoyed that they seemed to forget they had been denied. They ran,
+still laughing and chattering, to the wood-carver’s shop near-by and told
+him the story, or so I judged, for he came to his window and smiled
+benignly upon me as I sat in the gondola with my writing-pad on my knees.
+I was pleased at the friendly glance, for he is the hero of a pretty
+little romance, and I long to make his acquaintance.
+
+It seems that, some years ago, the Queen, with one lady-in-waiting in
+attendance, came to his shop quite early in the morning. Both were
+plainly dressed in cotton gowns, and neither made any pretensions. He
+was carving something that could not be dropped, a cherub’s face that had
+to be finished while his thought of it was fresh. Hurriedly asking
+pardon, he continued his work, and at end of an hour raised his eyes,
+breathless and apologetic, to look at his visitors. The taller lady had
+a familiar appearance. He gazed steadily, and then, to his surprise and
+embarrassment, recognized the Queen. Far from being offended, she
+respected his devotion to his art, and before she left the shop she gave
+him a commission for a royal staircase. I am going to ask the Little
+Genius to take me to see his work, but, alas! there will be an
+unsurmountable barrier between us, for I cannot utter in my new Italian
+anything but the most commonplace and conventional statements.
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+ CASA ROSA, _May_ 28.
+
+Oh, this misery of being dumb, incoherent, unintelligible, foolish,
+inarticulate in a foreign land, for lack of words! It is unwise, I fear,
+to have at the outset too high an ideal either in grammar or accent. As
+our gondola passed one of the hotels this afternoon, we paused long
+enough to hear an intrepid lady converse with an Italian who carried a
+mandolin and had apparently come to give a music lesson to her husband.
+She seemed to be from the Middle West of America, but I am not disposed
+to insist upon this point, nor to make any particular State in the Union
+blush for her crudities of speech. She translated immediately everything
+that she said into her own tongue, as if the hearer might, between French
+and English, possibly understand something.
+
+“_Elle nay pars easy_—he ain’t here,” she remarked, oblivious of gender.
+“_Elle retoorneray ah seas oors et dammi_—he’ll be back sure by half-past
+six. _Bone swar_, I should say _Bony naughty_—Good-night to you, and I
+won’t let him forget to show up to-morrer.”
+
+This was neither so ingenious nor so felicitous as the language-expedient
+of the man who wished to leave some luggage at a railway station in Rome,
+and knowing nothing of any foreign tongue but a few Latin phrases, mostly
+of an obituary character, pointed several times to his effects, saying,
+“_Requiescat in pace_,” and then, pointing again to himself, uttered the
+one pregnant word “_Resurgam_.” This at any rate had the merit of
+tickling his own sense of humour, if it availed nothing with the railway
+porters, and if any one remarks that he has read the tale in some ancient
+“Farmers’ Almanack,” I shall only retort that it is still worth
+repeating.
+
+My little red book on the “Study of Italian Made Easy for the Traveller”
+is always in my pocket, but it is extraordinary how little use it is to
+me. The critics need not assert that individuality is dying out in the
+human race and that we are all more or less alike. If we were, we should
+find our daily practical wants met by such little books. Mine gives me a
+sentence requesting the laundress to return the clothes three days hence,
+at midnight, at cock-crow, or at the full of the moon, but nowhere can
+the new arrival find the phrase for the next night or the day after
+to-morrow. The book implores the washerwoman to use plenty of starch,
+but the new arrival wishes scarcely any, or only the frills dipped.
+
+Before going to the dressmaker’s yesterday, I spent five minutes learning
+the Italian for the expression “This blouse bags; it sits in wrinkles
+between the shoulders.” As this was the only criticism given in the
+little book, I imagined that Italian dressmakers erred in this special
+direction. What was my discomfiture to find that my blouse was much too
+small and refused to meet. I could only use gestures for the
+dressmaker’s enlightenment, but in order not to waste my recently gained
+knowledge, I tried to tell a melodramatic tale of a friend of mine whose
+blouse bagged and sat in wrinkles between the shoulders. It was not
+successful, because I was obliged to substitute the past for the present
+tense of the verb.
+
+Somebody says that if we learn the irregular verbs of a language first,
+all will be well. I think by the use of considerable mental agility one
+can generally avoid them altogether, although it materially reduces one’s
+vocabulary; but at all events there is no way of learning them thoroughly
+save by marrying a native. A native, particularly after marriage, uses
+the irregular verbs with great freedom, and one acquires a familiarity
+with them never gained in the formal instruction of a teacher. This
+method of education may be considered radical, and in cases where one is
+already married, illegal and bigamous, but on the whole it is not
+attended with any more difficulty than the immersing of one’s self in a
+study day after day and month after month learning the irregular verbs
+from a grammar.
+
+My rule in studying a language is to seize upon some salient point, or
+one generally overlooked by foreigners, or some very subtle one known
+only to the scholar, and devote myself to its mastery. A little
+knowledge here blinds the hearer to much ignorance elsewhere. In
+Italian, for example, the polite way of addressing one’s equal is to
+speak in the third person singular, using _Ella_ (she) as the pronoun.
+“_Come sta Ella_?” (How are you? but literally “How is she?”)
+
+I pay great attention to this detail, and make opportunities to meet our
+_padrona_ on the staircase and say “How is she?” to her. I can never
+escape the feeling that I am inquiring for the health of an absent
+person; moreover, I could not understand her symptoms if she should
+recount them, and I have no language in which to describe my own
+symptoms, which, so far as I have observed, is the only reason we ever
+ask anybody else how he feels.
+
+To remember on the instant whether one is addressing equals, superiors,
+or inferiors, and to marshal hastily the proper pronoun, adds a new
+terror to conversation, so that I find myself constantly searching my
+memory to decide whether it shall be:
+
+_Scusate_ or _Scusi_, _Avanti_ or _Passi_, _A rivederci_ or _Addio_, _Che
+cosa dite_? or _Che coma dice_? _Quanto domandate_? or _Quanto domanda_?
+_Dove andate_? or _Dove va_? _Come vi chiamate_? or _Come si chiama_?
+and so forth and so forth until one’s mind seems to be arranged in
+tabulated columns, with special N.B.’s to use the infinitive in talking
+to the gondolier.
+
+Finding the hours of time rather puzzling as recorded in the “Study of
+Italian Made Easy,” I devoted twenty-four hours to learning how to say
+the time from one o’clock at noon to midnight, or thirteen to
+twenty-three o’clock. My soul revolted at the task, for a foreign tongue
+abounds in these malicious little refinements of speech, invented, I
+suppose, to prevent strangers from making too free with it on short
+acquaintance. I found later on that my labour had been useless, and that
+evidently the Italians themselves have no longer the leisure for these
+little eccentricities of language and suffer them to pass from common
+use. If the Latin races would only meet in convention and agree to
+bestow the comfortable neuter gender on inanimate objects and
+commodities, how popular they might make themselves with the
+English-speaking nations; but having begun to “enrich” their language,
+and make it more “subtle” by these perplexities, centuries ago, they will
+no doubt continue them until the end of time.
+
+If one has been a devoted patron of the opera or student of music, one
+has an Italian vocabulary to begin with. This, if accompanied by the
+proper gestures (for it is vain to speak without liberal movements, of
+the hands, shoulders, and eyebrows), this, I maintain, will deceive all
+the English-speaking persons who may be seated near your table in a
+foreign café.
+
+The very first evening after our arrival, Jack Copley asked Salemina and
+me to dine with him at the best restaurant in Venice. Jack Copley is a
+well of nonsense undefiled, and he, like ourselves, had been in Italy
+only a few hours. He called for us in his gondola, and in the row across
+from the Giudecca we amused ourselves by calling to mind the various
+Italian words or phrases with which we were familiar. They were mostly
+titles of arias or songs, but Jack insisted, notwithstanding Salemina’s
+protestations, that, properly interlarded with names of famous Italians,
+he could maintain a brilliant conversation with me at table, to the envy
+and amazement of our neighbours. The following paragraph, then, was our
+stock in trade, and Jack’s volubility and ingenuity in its use kept
+Salemina quite helpless with laughter:—
+
+_Guarda che bianca luna_—_Il tempo passato_—_Lascia ch’ io pianga_—_Dolce
+far niente_—_Batti batti nel Masetto_—_Da
+capo_—_Ritardando_—_Andante_—_Piano_—_Adagio_—_Spaghetti_—_Macaroni_—
+_Polenta_—_Non è ver_—_Ah, non giunge_—_Si la
+stanchezza_—_Bravo_—_Lento_—_Presto_—_Scherzo_—_Dormi pura_—_La ci darem
+la mano_—_Celeste Aïda_—_Spirito gentil_—_Voi che sapete_—_Crispino e la
+Comare_—_Pietà,
+Signore_—_Tintoretto_—_Boccaccio_—_Garibaldi_—_Mazzini_—_Beatrice
+Cenci_—_Gordigiani_—_Santa Lucia_—_Il mio
+tesoro_—_Margherita_—_Umberto_—_Vittoria Colonna_—_Tutti
+frutti_—_Botticelli_—_Una furtiva lagrima_.
+
+No one who has not the privilege of Jack Copley’s acquaintance could
+believe with what effect he used these unrelated words and sentences. I
+could only assist, and lead him to ever higher flights of fancy.
+
+We perceive with pleasure that our mother tongue presents equal
+difficulties to Italian manufacturers and men of affairs. The so-called
+mineral water we use at table is specially still and dead, and we think
+it may have been compared to its disadvantage with other more sparkling
+beverages, since every bottle bears a printed label announcing, “To
+Distrust of the mineral waters too foaming, since that they do invariable
+spread the Stomach.”
+
+We learn also by studying another bottle that “The Wermouth is a white
+wine slightly bitter, and parfumed with who leso me aromatic herbs.”
+_Who leso me_ we printed in italics in our own minds, giving the phrase a
+pure Italian accent until we discovered that it was the somewhat familiar
+adjective “wholesome.”
+
+In one of the smaller galleries we were given the usual pasteboard fans
+bearing explanations of the frescoes:—
+
+ROOM I. _In the middle_. The sin of our fathers.
+
+_On every side_. The ovens of Babylony. Möise saved from the water.
+
+ROOM II. _In the middle_. Möise who sprung the water.
+
+_On every side_. The luminous column in the dessert and the ardent wood.
+
+ROOM III. _In the middle_. Elia transported in the heaven.
+
+_On every side_. Eliseus dispansing brods.
+
+ROOM IV. The wood carvings are by Anonymous. The tapestry shows the
+multiplications of brods and fishs.
+
+
+
+VII
+
+
+ CASA ROSA, _May_ 30.
+
+We have had a battle royal in Casa Rosa—a battle over the breaking of a
+huge blue pitcher valued at eight francs, a pitcher belonging to the
+Little Genius.
+
+The room that leads from the dining-room to the kitchen is reached by the
+descent of two or three stone steps. It is always full, and is like the
+orthodox hell in one respect, that though myriads of people are seen to
+go into it, none ever seem to come out. It is not more than twelve feet
+square, and the persons most continuously in it, not counting those who
+are in transit, are the Padrona Angela; the Padrona Angela’s daughter,
+Signorina Rita; the Signorina Rita’s temporary suitor; the suitor’s
+mother and cousin; the padrona’s great-aunt; a few casual acquaintances
+of the two families, and somebody’s baby: not always the same baby; any
+baby answers the purpose and adds to the confusion and chatter of
+tongues.
+
+This morning, the door from the dining-room being ajar, I heard a subdued
+sort of Bedlam in the distance, and finally went nearer to the scene of
+action, finding the cause in a heap of broken china in the centre of the
+floor. I glanced at the excited company, but there was nothing to show
+me who was the criminal. There was a spry girl washing dishes; the
+fritter-woman (at least we call her so, because she brings certain
+goodies called, if I mistake not, _frittoli_); the gardener’s wife;
+Angelo, the gondolier; Peppina, the waiting-maid; and the men that had
+just brought the sausages and sweetmeats for the gondolier’s ball, which
+we were giving in the evening. There was also the contralto, with a
+large soup-ladle in her hand. (We now call Rosalia, the cook, “the
+contralto,” because she sings so much better than she cooks that it seems
+only proper to distinguish her in the line of her special talent.)
+
+The assembled company were all talking and gesticulating at once. There
+was a most delicate point of justice involved, for, as far as I could
+gather, the sweetmeat-man had come in unexpectedly and collided with the
+sausage-man, thereby startling the fritter-woman, who turned suddenly and
+jostled the spry girl: hence the pile of broken china.
+
+The spry girl was all for justice. If she had carelessly or wilfully
+dropped the pitcher, she would have been willing to suffer the extreme
+penalty,—the number of saints she called upon to witness this statement
+was sufficient to prove her honesty,—but under the circumstances she
+would be blessed if she suffered anything, even the abuse that filled the
+air. The fritter-woman upbraided the sweetmeat-man, who in return
+reviled the sausage-vender, who remarked that if Angelo or Peppina had
+received the sausages at the door, as they should, he would never have
+been in the house at all; adding a few picturesque generalizations
+concerning the moral turpitude of Angelo’s parents and the vicious nature
+of their offspring.
+
+The contralto, who was divided in her soul, being betrothed to the
+sausage-vender, but aunt to the spry girl, sprang into the arena, armed
+with the soup-ladle, and dispensed injustice on all sides. The feud now
+reached its height. There is nothing that the chief participants did not
+call one another, and no intimation or aspersion concerning the
+reputation of ancestors to the remotest generation that was not cast in
+the others’ teeth. The spry girl referred to the sausage-vender as a
+_generalissimo_ of all the fiends, and the compliments concerning the
+gentle art of cookery which flew between the fritter-woman and the
+contralto will not bear repetition. I listened breathlessly, hoping to
+hear one of the party refer to somebody as the figure of a pig (strangely
+enough the most unforgettable of insults), for each of the combatants
+held, suspended in air, the weapon of his choice—broken crockery,
+soup-ladle, rolling-pin, or sausage. Each, I say, flourished the emblem
+of his craft wildly in the air—and then, with a change of front like that
+of the celebrated King of France in the Mother Goose rhyme, dropped it
+swiftly and silently; for at this juncture the Little Genius flew down
+the broad staircase from her eagle’s nest. Her sculptor’s smock
+surmounted her blue cotton gown, and her blond hair was flying in the
+breeze created by her rapid descent. I wish I could affirm that by her
+gentle dignity and serene self-control she awed the company into silence,
+or that there was a holy dignity about her that held them spellbound; but
+such, unhappily, is not the case. It was her pet blue pitcher that had
+been broken—the pitcher that was to serve as just the right bit of colour
+at the evening’s feast. She took command of the situation in a masterly
+manner—a manner that had American energy and decision as its foundation
+and Italian fluency as its superstructure. She questioned the virtue of
+no one’s ancestors, cast no shadow of doubt on the legitimacy of any
+one’s posterity, called no one by the name of any four-footed beast or
+crawling, venomous thing, yet she somehow brought order out of chaos.
+Her language (for which she would have been fined thirty days in her
+native land) charmed and enthralled the Venetians by its delicacy,
+reserve, and restraint, and they dispersed pleasantly. The
+sausage-vender wished good appetite to the cook,—she had need of it,
+Heaven knows, and we had more,—while the spry girl embraced the
+fritter-woman ardently, begging her to come in again soon and make a
+longer visit.
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+ CASA ROSA, _June_ 10
+
+I am saying all my good-byes—to Angelo and the gondola; to the greedy
+pigeons of San Marco, so heavy in the crop that they can scarcely waddle
+on their little red feet; to the bees and birds and flowers and trees of
+the beautiful garden behind the _casa_; to the Little Genius and her
+eagle’s nest on the house-top; to “the city that is always just putting
+out to sea.” It has been a month of enchantment, and although rather
+expensive, it is pleasant to think that the padrona’s mortgage is nearly
+paid.
+
+It is a saint’s day, and to-night there will be a _fiesta_. Coming home
+to our island, we shall hear the laughter and the song floating out from
+the wine shops and the _caffès_; we shall see the lighted barges with
+their musicians; we shall thrill with the cries of “_Viva Italia_! _viva
+el Re_!” The moon will rise above the white palaces; their innumerable
+lights will be reflected in the glassy surface of the Grand Canal. We
+shall feel for the last time “the quick silent passing” of the only
+Venetian cab.
+
+ “How light we move, how softly! Ah,
+ Were life but as the gondola!”
+
+To-morrow we shall be rowed against the current to Padua. We shall see
+Malcontenta and its ruined villa: Oriago and Mira and the campanile of
+Dolo. Venice will lie behind us, but she will never be forgotten. Many
+a time on such a night as this we shall say with other wandering
+Venetians:—
+
+ “O Venezia benedetta!
+ Non ti voglio più lasciar!”
+
+
+
+
+III
+PENELOPE’S PRINTS OF WALES
+
+
+ And at length it chanced that I came to the fairest Valley in the
+ World, wherein were trees of equal growth; and a river ran through
+ the Valley, and a path was by the side of the river. And I followed
+ the path until midday, and I continued my journey along the remainder
+ of the Valley until the evening: and at the extremity of a plain I
+ came to a lone and lustrous Castle, at the foot of which was a
+ torrent.
+
+WE are coaching in Wales, having journeyed by easy stages from Liverpool
+through Llanberis, Penygwryd, Bettws-y-Coed, Beddgelert and Dolgelly on
+our way to Bristol, where we shall make up our minds as to the next step;
+deciding in solemn conclave, with floods of argument and temperamental
+differences of opinion, what is best worth seeing where all is beautiful
+and inspiring. If I had possessed a little foresight I should have
+avoided Wales, for, having proved apt at itinerary doggerel, I was
+solemnly created, immediately on arrival, Mistress of Rhymes and
+Travelling Laureate to the party—an office, however honourable, that is
+no sinecure since it obliges me to write rhymed eulogies or diatribes on
+Dolgelly, Tan-y-Bulch, Gyn-y-Coed, Llanrychwyn, and other Welsh hamlets
+whose names offer breakneck fences to the Muse.
+
+I have not wanted for training in this direction, having made a journey
+(heavenly in reminiscence) along the Thames, stopping at all the villages
+along its green banks. It was Kitty Schuyler and Jack Copley who
+insisted that I should rhyme Henley and Streatley and Wargrave before I
+should be suffered to eat luncheon, and they who made me a crown of
+laurel and hung a pasteboard medal about my blushing neck when I
+succeeded better than usual with Datchett!—I well remember Datchett,
+where the water-rats crept out of the reeds in the shallows to watch our
+repast; and better still do I recall Medmenham Abbey, which defied all my
+efforts till I found that it was pronounced Meddenam with the accent on
+the first syllable. The results of my enforced tussles with the Muse
+stare at me now from my Commonplace Book.
+
+ “Said a rat to a hen once, at Datchett,
+ ‘Throw an egg to me, dear, and I’ll catch it!’
+ ‘I thank you, good sir,
+ But I greatly prefer
+ To sit on mine _here_ till I hatch it.’”
+
+ “Few hairs had the Vicar of Medmenham,
+ Few hairs, and he still was a-sheddin’ ’em,
+ But had none remained,
+ He would not have complained,
+ Because there was _far_ too much red in ’em!”
+
+It was Jack Copley, too, who incited me to play with rhymes for Venice
+until I produced the following _tour de force_:
+
+ “A giddy young hostess in Venice
+ Gave her guests hard-boiled eggs to play tennis.
+ She said ‘If they _should_ break,
+ What odds would it make?
+ You can’t _think_ how prolific my hen is.’”
+
+Reminiscences of former difficulties bravely surmounted faded into
+insignificance before our first day in Wales was over.
+
+Jack Copley is very autocratic, almost brutal in discipline. It is he
+who leads me up to the Visitors’ Books at the wayside inns, and putting
+the quill in my reluctant fingers bids me write in cheerful hexameters my
+impressions of the unpronounceable spot. My martyrdom began at Penygwryd
+(Penny-goo-rid’). We might have stopped at Conway or some other town of
+simple name, or we might have allowed the roof of the Cambrian Arms or
+the Royal Goat or the Saracen’s Read to shelter us comfortably, and
+provide me a comparatively easy task; but no; Penygwryd it was, and the
+outskirts at that, because of two inns that bore on their swinging signs
+the names: _Ty Ucha_ and _Ty Isaf_, both of which would make any minor
+poet shudder. When I saw the sign over the door of our chosen hostelry I
+was moved to disappear and avert my fate. Hunger at length brought me
+out of my lair, and promising to do my duty, I was allowed to join the
+irresponsible ones at luncheon.
+
+Such a toothsome feast it was! A delicious ham where roses and lilies
+melted sweetly into one another; some crisp lettuces, ale in pewter mugs,
+a good old cheese, and that stodgy cannon-ball the “household loaf,” dear
+for old association’s sake. We were served at table by the granddaughter
+of the house, a little damsel of fifteen summers with sleek brown hair
+and the eyes of a doe. The pretty creature was all blushes and dimples
+and pinafores and curtsies and eloquent goodwill. With what a sweet
+politeness do they invest their service, some of these soft-voiced
+British maids! Their kindness almost moves one to tears when one is
+fresh from the resentful civility fostered by Democracy.
+
+As we strolled out on the greensward by the hawthorn hedge we were
+followed by the little waitress, whose name, however pronounced, was
+written Nelw Evans. She asked us if we would write in the “Locked Book,”
+whereupon she presented us with the key. It seems that there is an
+ordinary Visitors’ Book, where the common herd is invited to scrawl its
+unknown name; but when persons of evident distinction and genius
+patronize the inn, this “Locked Book” is put into their hands.
+
+I found that many a lord and lady had written on its pages, and men
+mighty in Church and State had left their mark, with much bad poetry
+commendatory of the beds, the food, the scenery, and the fishing.
+Nobody, however, had given a line to pretty Nelw Evans; so I pencilled
+her a rhyme, for which I was well paid in dimples:—
+
+ “At the Inn called the Penygwryd
+ A sweet little maiden is hid.
+ She’s so rosy and pretty
+ I write her this ditty
+ And leave it at Penygwryd.”
+
+Our next halt was at Bettws-y-Coed, where we passed the week-end. It was
+a memorable spot, as I failed at first to rhyme the name, and only
+succeeded under threats of a fate like unto that of the immortal babes in
+the wood. I left the verse to be carved on a bronze tablet in the
+village church, should any one be found fitted to bear the weight of its
+eulogy:—
+
+ “Here lies an old woman of Bettws-y-Co_ed_;
+ Wherever she went, it was there that she go_ed_.
+ She frequently said: ‘My own row have I ho_ed_,
+ And likewise the church water-mark have I to_ed_.
+ I’m therefore expecting to reap what I’ve sow_ed_,
+ And go straight to heaven from Bettws-y-Co_ed_.’”
+
+At another stage of our journey, when the coaching tour was nearly ended,
+we were stopping at the Royal Goat at Beddgelert. We were seated about
+the cheerful blaze (one and sixpence extra), portfolio in lap, making
+ready our letters for the post. I announced my intention of writing to
+Salemina, left behind in London with a sprained ankle, and determined
+that the missive should be saturated with local colour. None of us were
+able to spell the few Welsh words we had picked up in our journeyings,
+but I evaded the difficulties by writing an exciting little episode in
+which all the principal substantives were names of Welsh towns, dragged
+in bodily, and so used as to deceive the casual untravelled reader.
+
+I read it aloud. Jack Copley declared that it made capital sense, and
+sounded as if it had happened exactly as stated. Perhaps you will agree
+with him:—
+
+ DDOLGHYHGGLLWN, WALES.
+
+. . . We left Bettws-y-Coed yesterday morning, and coached thirty-three
+miles to this point. (How do you like this point when you see it
+spelled?) We lunched at a wayside inn, and as we journeyed on we began
+to see pposters on the ffences announcing the ffact that there was to be
+a Festiniog that day in the village of Portmadoc, through which we were
+to pass.
+
+I always enoyw a Festiniog yn any country, and my hheart beat hhigh with
+anticipation. Yt was ffive o’clock yn the cool of the dday, and
+ppresently the roadw became ggay with the returning festinioggers. Here
+was a fine Llanberis, its neck encircled with shining meddals wonw in
+previous festiniogs; there, just behind, a wee shaggy Rhyl led along
+proudly by its owner. Evydently the gayety was over for the day, for the
+ppeople now came yn crowds, the women with gay plaid Rhuddlans over their
+shoulders and straw Beddgelerts on their hheads.
+
+The guardd ttooted his hhorn continuously, for we now approached the
+principalw street of the village, where hhundreds of ppeople were
+conggreggated. Of course there were allw manner of Dolgelleys yn the
+crowd, and allw that had taken pprizes were gayly decked with ribbons.
+Just at this moment the hhorn of our gguard ffrightened a superb
+Llanrwst, a spirited black creature of enormous size. It made a ddash
+through the lines of tterrified mothers, who caught their innocent
+Pwllhelis closer to their bbosoms. In its madd course it bruised the
+side of a huge Llandudno hitched to a stout Tyn-y-Coed by the way-side.
+It bbroke its Bettws and leaped ynto the air. Ddeath stared us yn the
+face. David the whip grew ppale, and signalled to Absalom the gguard to
+save as many lives as he could and leave the rrest to Pprovidence.
+Absalom spprang from his seat, and taking a sharp Capel Curig from his
+ppocket (Hheaven knows how he chanced to have it about his pperson), he
+aimed straight between the Llangollens of the infuriated Llandudno. With
+a moan of baffled rrage, he sank to earth with a hheavy thuddw. Absalom
+withdrew the bbloody Capel Curig from the dying Llandudno, and wiping yt
+on his Penygwryd, replaced yt yn his pocket for future possible use.
+
+The local Dolwyddelan approached, and ordered a detachment of
+Tan-y-Bulchs to remove the corpse of the Llandudno. With a shudder we
+saw him borne to his last rrest, for we realized that had yt not bbeen
+for Absalom’s Capel Curig we had bbeen bburied yn an unpronounceable
+Welsh ggrave.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+PENELOPE IN DEVON
+
+
+WE are in Bristol after a week’s coaching in Wales; the Jack Copleys,
+Tommy Schuyler, Mrs. Jack’s younger brother, and Miss Van Tyck, Mrs.
+Jack’s “Aunt Celia,” who played a grim third in that tour of the English
+Cathedrals during which Jack Copley was ostensibly studying architecture
+but in reality courting Kitty Schuyler. Also there is Bertram Ferguson,
+whom we call “Atlas” because he carries the world on his shoulders,
+gazing more or less vaguely and absent-mindedly at all the persons and
+things in the universe not in need of immediate reformation.
+
+We had journeyed by easy stages from Liverpool through Carnarvon,
+Llanberis, Penygwyrd, Bettws-y-Coed, Beddgelert, and Tan-y-Bulch.
+Arriving finally at Dolgelly, we sent the coach back to Carnarvon and
+took the train to Ross,—the gate of the Wye,—from whence we were to go
+down the river in boats. As to that, everybody knows Symond’s Yat,
+Monmouth, Raglan Castle, Tintern Abbey, Chepstow; but at Bristol a
+brilliant idea took possession of Jack Copley’s mind. Long after we were
+in bed o’ nights the blessed man interviewed landlords and studied
+guidebooks that he might show us something beautiful next day, and above
+all, something out of the common route. Mrs. Jack didn’t like common
+routes; she wanted her appetite titillated with new scenes.
+
+At breakfast we saw the red-covered Baedeker beside our host’s plate.
+This was his way of announcing that we were to “move on,” like poor Jo in
+“Bleak House.” He had already reached the marmalade stage, and while we
+discussed our bacon and eggs and reviled our coffee, he read us the
+following:—
+
+“Clovelly lies in a narrow and richly-wooded combe descending abruptly to
+the sea.”—
+
+“Any place that descends to the sea abruptly or otherwise has my approval
+in advance,” said Tommy.
+
+“Be quiet, my boy.”—“It consists of one main street, or rather a main
+staircase, with a few houses climbing on each side of the combe so far as
+the narrow space allows. The houses, each standing on a higher or lower
+level than its neighbour, are all whitewashed, with gay green doors and
+lattices.”—
+
+“Heavenly!” cried Mrs. Jack. “It sounds like an English Amalfi; let us
+take the first train.”
+
+—“And the general effect is curiously foreign; the views from the quaint
+little pier and, better still, from the sea, with the pier in the
+foreground, are also very striking. The foundations of the cottages at
+the lower end of the village are hewn out of the living rock.”
+
+“How does a living rock differ from other rocks—dead rocks?” Tommy asked
+facetiously. “I have always wanted to know; however, it sounds
+delightful, though I can’t remember anything about Clovelly.”
+
+“Did you never read Dickens’s ‘Message from the Sea,’ Thomas?” asked Miss
+Van Tyck. Aunt Celia always knows the number of the unemployed in New
+York and Chicago, the date when North Carolina was admitted to the Union,
+why black sheep eat less than white ones, the height of the highest
+mountain and the length of the longest river in the world, when the first
+potato was dug from American soil, when the battle of Bull Run was
+fought, who invented the first fire-escape, how woman suffrage has worked
+in Colorado and California, the number of trees felled by Mr. Gladstone,
+the principle of the Westinghouse brake and the Jacquard loom, the
+difference between peritonitis and appendicitis, the date of the
+introduction of postal-cards and oleomargarine, the price of mileage on
+African railways, the influence of Christianity in the Windward Islands,
+who wrote “There’s Another, not a Sister,” “At Midnight in his Guarded
+Tent,” “A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever,” and has taken in through the
+pores much other information likely to be of service on journeys where an
+encyclopædia is not available.
+
+If she could deliver this information without gibes at other people’s
+ignorance she would, of course, be more agreeable; but it is only justice
+to say that a person is rarely instructive and agreeable at the same
+moment.
+
+“It is settled, then, that we go to Clovelly,” said Jack. “Bring me the
+A B C Guide, please” (this to the waiter who had just brought in the
+post).
+
+“Quite settled, and we go at once,” said Mrs. Jack, whose joy at arriving
+at a place is only equalled by her joy in leaving it. “Penelope, hand me
+my letters, please; if you were not my guest I should say I had never
+witnessed such an appetite. Tommy, what news from father? Atlas, how
+can you drink three cups of British coffee? Oh-h-h, how more than lucky,
+how heavenly, how providential! Egeria is coming!”
+
+“Egeria?” we cried with one rapturous voice.
+
+“Read your letter carefully, Kitty,” said Jack; “you will probably find
+that she wishes she might come, but finds it impossible.”
+
+“Or that she certainly would come if she had anything to wear,” drawled
+Tommy.
+
+“Or that she could come perfectly well if it were a few days later,”
+quoth I.
+
+Mrs. Jack stared at us superciliously, and lifting an absurd watch from
+her antique chatelaine, observed calmly, “Egeria will be at this hotel in
+one hour and fifteen minutes; I telegraphed her the night before last,
+and this letter is her reply.”
+
+“Who is Egeria?” asked Atlas, looking up from his own letters. “She
+sounds like a character in a book.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “You begin, Penelope.”
+
+_Penelope_: “No, I’d rather finish; then I can put in everything that you
+omit.”
+
+_Atlas_: “Is there so much to tell?”
+
+_Tommy_: “Rather. Begin with her hair, Penelope.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “No; I’ll do that! Don’t rattle your knives and forks, shut
+up your Baedeker, Jackie, and listen while I quote what a certain poet
+wrote of Egeria when she last visited us:—
+
+ “‘She has a knot of russet hair:
+ It seems a simple thing to wear
+ Through years, despite of fashion’s check,
+ The same deep coil about the neck,
+ But there it twined
+ When first I knew her,
+ And learned with passion to pursue her,
+ And if she changed it, to my mind
+ She were a creature of new kind.
+
+ “‘O first of women who has laid
+ Magnetic glory on a braid!
+ In others’ tresses we may mark
+ If they be silken, blonde, or dark,
+ But thine we praise and dare not feel them,
+ Not Hermes, god of theft, dare steal them;
+ It is enough for eye to gaze
+ Upon their vivifying maze.’”
+
+_Jack_: “She has beautiful hair, but as an architect I shouldn’t think of
+mentioning it first. Details should follow, not precede, general
+characteristics. Her hair is an exquisite detail; so, you might say, is
+her nose, her foot, her voice; but viewed as a captivating whole, Egeria
+might be described epigrammatically as an animated lodestone. When a man
+approaches her he feels his iron-work gently and gradually drawn out of
+him.”
+
+Atlas looked distinctly incredulous at this statement, which was
+reinforced by the affirmative nods of the whole party.
+
+_Penelope_: “A man cannot talk to Egeria an hour without wishing the
+assistance of the Society for First Aid to the Injured. She is a kind of
+feminine fly-paper; the men are attracted by the sweetness, and in trying
+to absorb a little of it, they stick fast.”
+
+_Tommy_: “Egeria is worth from two to two and a half times more than any
+girl alive; I would as lief talk to her as listen to myself.”
+
+_Atlas_: “Great Jove, what a concession! I wish I could find a woman—an
+unmarried woman (with a low bow to Mrs. Jack)—that would produce that
+effect upon me. So you all like her?”
+
+_Aunt Celia_: “She is not what I consider a well-informed girl.”
+
+_Penelope_: “Now don’t carp, Miss Van Tyck. You love her as much as we
+all do. ‘Like her,’ indeed! I detest the phrase. Werther said when
+asked how he liked Charlotte, ‘What sort of creature must he be who
+merely liked her; whose whole heart and senses were not entirely absorbed
+by her!’ Some one asked me lately how I ‘liked’ Ossian.”
+
+_Atlas_: “Don’t introduce Ossian, Werther and Charlotte into this
+delightful breakfast chat, I beseech you; the most tiresome trio that
+ever lived. If they were travelling with us, how they would jar! Ossian
+would tear the scenery in tatters with his apostrophes, Werther would
+make love to Mrs. Jack, and Charlotte couldn’t cut an English household
+loaf with a hatchet. Keep to Egeria,—though if one cannot stop at liking
+her, she is a dangerous subject.”
+
+_Jack_: “Don’t imagine from these panegyrics that, to the casual
+observer, Egeria is anything more than a nice girl. The deadly qualities
+that were mentioned only appeal to the sympathetic eye (which you have
+not), and the susceptible heart (which is not yours), and after long
+acquaintance (which you can’t have, for she stays only a week). Tommy,
+you can meet the charmer at the station; your sister will pack up, and
+I’ll pay the bills and make arrangements for the journey.”
+
+_Jack Copley_ (_when left alone with his spouse_): “Kitty, I wonder, why
+you invited Egeria to travel in the same party with Atlas.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_ (_fencing_): “Pooh! Atlas is safe anywhere.”
+
+_Jack_: “He is a man.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “No; he is a reformer.”
+
+_Jack_: “Even reformers fall in love.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “Not unless they can find a woman to reform. Egeria is too
+nearly perfect to attract Atlas; besides, what does it matter, anyway?”
+
+_Jack_: “It matters a good deal if it makes him unhappy; he is too good a
+fellow.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “I’ve lived twenty-five years and I have never seen a man’s
+unhappiness last more than six months, and I have never seen a woman make
+a wound in a man’s heart that another woman couldn’t heal. The modern
+young man is as tough as—well, I can’t think of anything tough enough to
+compare him to. I’ve always thought it a pity that the material of which
+men’s hearts is made couldn’t be utilized for manufacturing purposes;
+think of its value for hinges, or for the toes of little boys’ boots, or
+the heels of their stockings!”
+
+_Jack_: “I should think you had just been jilted, my dear; how has Atlas
+offended you?”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “He hasn’t offended me; I love him, but I think he is too
+absent-minded lately.”
+
+_Jack_: “And is Egeria invited to join us in order that she may bring his
+mind forcibly back to the present?”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “Not at all; I consider Atlas as safe as a—as a church, or a
+dictionary, or a guide-post, or anything; he is too much interested in
+tenement-house reform to fall in love with a woman.”
+
+_Jack_: “I think a sensible woman wouldn’t be out of place in Atlas’
+schemes for the regeneration of humanity.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “No; but Egeria isn’t a—yes, she is, too; I can’t deny it,
+but I don’t believe she knows anything about the sweating system, and she
+adores Ossian and Fiona Macleod, so she probably won’t appeal to Atlas in
+his present state, which, to my mind, is unnecessarily intense. The
+service of humanity renders a young man perfectly callous to feminine
+charms. It’s the proverbial safety of numbers, I suppose, for it’s
+always the individual that leads a man into temptation, if you notice,
+never the universal;—Woman, not women. I have studied Atlas profoundly,
+and he is nearly as blind as a bat. He paid no attention to my new
+travelling-dress last week, and yesterday I wore four rings on my middle
+finger and two on each thumb all day long, just to see if I could catch
+his eye and hold his attention. I couldn’t.”
+
+_Jack_: “That may all be; a man may be blind to the charms of all women
+but one (and precious lucky if he is), but he is particularly keen where
+the one is concerned.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “Atlas isn’t keen about anything but the sweating system.
+You needn’t worry about him; your favourite Stevenson says that a wet rag
+goes safely by the fire, and if a man is blind, he cannot expect to be
+much impressed by romantic scenery. Atlas momentarily a wet rag and
+temporarily blind. He told me on Wednesday that he intended to leave all
+his money to one of those long-named regenerating societies—I can’t
+remember which.”
+
+_Jack_: “And it was on Wednesday you sent for Egeria. I see.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_ (_haughtily_): “Then you see a figment of your own
+imagination; there is nothing else to see. There! I’ve packed
+everything that belongs to me, while you’ve been smoking and gazing at
+that railway guide. When do we start?”
+
+_Jack_: “11.59. We arrive in Bideford at 4.40, and have a twelve-mile
+drive to Clovelly. I will telegraph for a conveyance to the inn and for
+five bedrooms and a sitting-room.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “I hope that Egeria’s train will be on time, and I hope that
+it will rain so that I can wear my five-guinea mackintosh. It poured
+every day when I was economizing and doing without it.”
+
+_Jack_: “I never could see the value of economy that ended in extra
+extravagance.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “Very likely; there are hosts of things you never can see,
+Jackie. But there she is, stepping out of a hansom, the darling! What a
+sweet gown! She’s infinitely more interesting than the sweating system.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+We thought we were a merry party before Egeria joined us, but she
+certainly introduced a new element of interest. I could not help
+thinking of it as we were flying about the Bristol station, just before
+entering the first-class carriage engaged by our host. Tommy had bought
+us rosebuds at a penny each; Atlas had a bundle of illustrated papers
+under his arm—_The Sketch_, _Black and White_, _The Queen_, _The Lady’s
+Pictorial_, and half a dozen others. The guard was pasting an “engaged”
+placard on the carriage window and piling up six luncheon-baskets in the
+corner on the cushions, and speedily we were off.
+
+It is a sincere tribute to the intrinsic charm of Egeria’s character that
+Mrs. Jack and I admire her so unreservedly, for she is for ever being
+hurled at us as an example in cases where men are too stupid to see that
+there is no fault in us, nor any special virtue in her. For instance,
+Jack tells Kitty that she could walk with less fatigue if she wore
+sensible shoes like Egeria’s. Now, Egeria’s foot is very nearly as
+lovely as Trilby’s in the story, and much prettier than Trilby’s in the
+pictures; consequently, she wears a hideous, broad-toed, low-heeled boot,
+and looks trim and neat in it. Her hair is another contested point: she
+dresses it in five minutes in the morning, walks or drives in the rain
+and wind for a few hours, rides in the afternoon, bathes in the surf,
+lies in a hammock, and, if circumstances demand, the creature can smooth
+it with her hands and walk in to dinner! Kitty and I, on the contrary,
+rise a half-hour earlier to curl or wave; our spirit-lamps leak into our
+dressing-bags, and our beauty is decidedly damaged by damp or hot
+weather. Most women’s hair is a mere covering to the scalp, growing out
+of the head, or pinned on, as the case may be. Egeria’s is a glory like
+Eve’s; it is expressive, breathing a hundred delicate suggestions of
+herself; not tortured into frizzles, or fringes, or artificial shapes,
+but winding its lustrous lengths about her head, just high enough to show
+the beautiful nape of her neck, “where this way and that the little
+lighter-coloured irreclaimable curls run truant from the knot,—curls,
+half curls, root curls, vine ringlets, wedding-rings, fledgling feathers,
+tufts of down, blown wisps,—all these wave, or fall, or stray, loose and
+downward in the form of small, silken paws, hardly any of them thicker
+than a crayon shading, cunninger than long, round locks of gold to trick
+the heart.”
+
+At one o’clock we lifted the covers of our luncheon-baskets.
+
+“Aren’t they the tidiest, most self-respecting, satisfying things!”
+exclaimed Egeria, as she took out her plate, and knife, and fork, opened
+her Japanese napkin, set in dainty order the cold fowl and ham, the pat
+of butter, crusty roll, bunch of lettuce, mustard and salt, the
+corkscrew, and, finally, the bottle of ale. “I cannot bear to be
+unpatriotic, but compare this with the ten minutes for refreshments at an
+American lunch-counter, its baked beans, and pies, and its cream cakes
+and doughnuts under glass covers. I don’t believe English people are as
+good as we are; they can’t be; they’re too comfortable. I wonder if the
+little discomforts of living in America, the dissatisfaction and
+incompetency of servants, and all the other problems, will work out for
+the nation a more exceeding weight of glory, or whether they will simply
+ruin the national temper.”
+
+“It’s wicked to be too luxurious, Egeria,” said Tommy, with a sly look at
+Atlas. “It’s the hair shirt, not the pearl-studded bosom, that induces
+virtue.”
+
+“Is it?” she asked innocently, letting her clear gaze follow Tommy’s.
+“You don’t believe, Mr. Atlas, that modest people like you, and me, and
+Tommy, and the Copleys, incur danger in being too comfortable; the
+trouble lies in the fact that the other half is too uncomfortable, does
+it not? But I am just beginning to think of these things,” she added
+soberly.
+
+“Egeria,” said Mrs. Jack sternly, “you may think about them as much as
+you like; I have no control over your mental processes, but if you
+mention single tax, or tenement-house reform, or Socialism, or altruism,
+or communism, or the sweating system, you will be dropped at Bideford.
+Atlas is only travelling with us because he needs complete moral and
+intellectual rest. I hope, oh, how I hope, that there isn’t a social
+problem in Clovelly! It seems as if there couldn’t be, in a village of a
+single street and that a stone staircase.”
+
+“There will be,” I said, “if nothing more than the problem of supply and
+demand; of catching and selling herrings.”
+
+We had time at Bideford to go into a quaint little shop for tea before
+starting on our twelve-mile drive; time also to be dragged by Tommy to
+Bideford Bridge, that played so important a part in Kingsley’s “Westward
+Ho!” We did not approach Clovelly finally through the beautiful Hobby
+Drive, laid out in former years by one of the Hamlyn ladies of Clovelly
+Court, but by the turnpike road, which, however, was not uninteresting.
+It had been market-day at Bideford and there were many market carts and
+“jingoes” on the road, with perhaps a heap of yellow straw inside and a
+man and a rosy boy on the seat. The roadway was prettily bordered with
+broom, wild honeysuckle, fox-glove, and single roses, and there was a
+certain charming post-office called the Fairy Cross, in a garden of
+blooming fuchsias, where Egeria almost insisted upon living and
+officiating as postmistress.
+
+All at once our driver checked his horses on the brink of a hill,
+apparently leading nowhere in particular.
+
+“What is it?” asked Mrs. Jack, who is always expecting accidents.
+
+“Clovelly, mum.”
+
+“Clovelly!” we repeated automatically, gazing about us on every side for
+a roof, a chimney, or a sign of habitation.
+
+“You’ll find it, mum, as you walk down-along.”
+
+“How charming!” cried Egeria, who loves the picturesque. “Towns are
+generally so obtrusive; isn’t it nice to know that Clovelly is here and
+that all we have to do is to walk ‘down-along’ and find it? Come, Tommy.
+Ho, for the stone staircase!”
+
+We who were left behind discovered by more questioning that one cannot
+drive into Clovelly; that although an American president or an English
+chancellor might, as a great favour, be escorted down on a donkey’s back,
+or carried down in a sedan chair if he chanced to have one about his
+person, the ordinary mortal must walk to the door of the New Inn, his
+luggage being dragged “down-along” on sledges and brought “up-along” on
+donkeys. In a word, Clovelly is not built like unto other towns; it
+seems to have been flung up from the sea into a narrow rift between
+wooded hills, and to have clung there these eight hundred years of its
+existence. It has held fast, but it has not expanded, for the very good
+reason that it completely fills the hollow in the cliffs, the houses
+clinging like limpets to the rocks on either side, so that it would be a
+costly and difficult piece of engineering indeed to build any extensions
+or additions.
+
+We picked our way “down-along” until we caught the first glimpse of
+white-washed cottages covered with creepers, their doors hospitably open,
+their windows filled with blooming geraniums and fuchsias. All at once,
+as we began to descend the winding, rocky pathway, we saw that it pitched
+headlong into the bluest sea in the world. No wonder the painters have
+loved it! Shall we ever forget that first vision! There were a couple
+of donkeys coming “up-along” laden, one with coals, the other with
+bread-baskets; a fisherman was mending his nets in front of his door;
+others were lounging “down to quay pool” to prepare for their evening
+drift-fishing. A little further on, at a certain abrupt turning called
+the “lookout,” where visitors stop to breathe and villagers to gossip,
+one could catch a glimpse of the beach and “Crazed Kate’s Cottage,” the
+drying-ground for nets, the lifeboat house, the pier, and the breakwater.
+
+We were all enchanted when we arrived at the door of the inn.
+
+“Devonshire for me! I shall live here!” cried Mrs. Jack. “I said that a
+few times in Wales, but I retract it. You had better live here, too,
+Atlas; there aren’t any problems in Clovelly.”
+
+“I am sure of that,” he assented smilingly. “I noticed dozens of live
+snails in the rocks of the street as we came down; snails cannot live in
+combination with problems.”
+
+“Then I am a snail,” answered Mrs. Jack cheerfully; “for that is exactly
+my temperament.”
+
+We found that we could not get room enough for all at the tiny inn, but
+this only exhilarated Egeria and Tommy. They disappeared and came back
+triumphant ten minutes later.
+
+“We got lodgings without any difficulty,” said Egeria. “Tommy’s isn’t
+half bad; we saw a small boy who had been taking a box ‘down-along’ on a
+sledge, and he referred us to a nice place where they took Tommy in; but
+you should see my lodging—it is ideal. I noticed the prettiest
+yellow-haired girl knitting in a doorway. ‘There isn’t room for me at
+the inn,’ I said; ‘could you let me sleep here?’ She asked her mother,
+and her mother said ‘Yes,’ and there was never anything so romantic as my
+vine-embowered window. Juliet would have jumped at it.”
+
+“She would have jumped out of it, if Romeo had been below,” said Mrs.
+Jack, “but there are no Romeos nowadays; they are all busy settling the
+relations of labour and capital.”
+
+The New Inn proved some years ago to be too small for its would-be
+visitors. An addition couldn’t be built because there wasn’t any room;
+but the landlady succeeded in getting a house across the way. Here there
+are bedrooms, a sort of quiet tap-room of very great respectability, and
+the kitchens. As the dining-room is in house number one, the matter of
+serving dinner might seem to be attended with difficulty, but it is not
+apparent. The maids run across the narrow street with platters and
+dishes surmounted by great Britannia covers, and in rainy weather they
+give the soup or joint the additional protection of a large cotton
+umbrella. The walls of every room in the inn are covered with old china,
+much of it pretty, and some of it valuable, though the finest pieces are
+not hung, but are placed in glass cabinets. One cannot see an inch of
+wall space anywhere in bedrooms, dining- or sitting-rooms for the huge
+delft platters, whole sets of the old green dragon pattern, quaint
+perforated baskets, pitchers and mugs of British lustre, with queer dogs,
+and cats, and peacocks, and clocks of china. The massing of colour is
+picturesque and brilliant, and the whole effect decidedly unique. The
+landlady’s father and grandfather had been Bideford sea-captains and had
+brought here these and other treasures from foreign parts. As Clovelly
+is a village of seafolk and fisher-folk, the houses are full of
+curiosities, mostly from the Mediterranean. Egeria had no china in her
+room, but she had huge branches of coral, shells of all sizes and hues,
+and an immense coloured print of the bay of Naples. Tommy’s landlady was
+volcanic in her tastes, and his walls were lined with pictures of
+Vesuvius in all stages of eruption. My room, a wee, triangular box of a
+thing, was on the first floor of the inn. It opened hospitably on a bit
+of garden and street by a large glass door that wouldn’t shut, so that a
+cat or a dog spent the night by my bed-side now and then, and many a
+donkey tried to do the same, but was evicted.
+
+Oh, the Clovelly mornings! the sunshine, the salt air, the savour of the
+boats and the nets, the limestone cliffs of Gallantry Bower rising steep
+and white at the head of the village street, with the brilliant sea at
+the foot; the walks down by the quay pool (not _key pool_, you
+understand, but _quaäy püül_ in the vernacular), the sails in a good old
+herring-boat called the _Lorna Doone_, for we are in Blackmore’s country
+here.
+
+We began our first day early in the morning, and met at nine-o’clock
+breakfast in the coffee-room. Egeria came in glowing. She reminds me of
+a phrase in a certain novel, where the heroine is described as always
+dressing (seemingly) to suit the season and the sky. Clad in sea-green
+linen with a white collar, and belt, she was the very spirit of a
+Clovelly morning. She had risen at six, and in company with Phoebe,
+daughter of her house (the yellow-haired lassie mentioned previously),
+had prowled up and down North Hill, a transverse place or short street
+much celebrated by painters. They had met a certain bold fisher-lad
+named Jem, evidently Phoebe’s favourite swain, and explored the short
+passage where Fish Street is built over, nicknamed Temple Bar.
+
+Atlas came in shortly after and laid a nosegay at Egeria’s plate.
+
+“My humble burnt-offering, your ladyship,” he said.
+
+_Tommy_: “She has lots of offerings, but she generally prefers to burn
+’em herself. When Egeria’s swains talk about her, it is always ‘_ut
+vidi_,’ how I saw, succeeded by ‘_ut perii_,’ how I sudden lost my
+brains.”
+
+_Egeria_: “_You_ don’t indulge in burnt-offerings” (laughing, with
+slightly heightened colour); “but how you do burn incense! You speak as
+if the skeletons of my rejected suitors were hanging on imaginary lines
+all over the earth’s surface.”
+
+_Tommy_: “They are not hanging on ‘imaginary’ lines.”
+
+_Mrs. Jack_: “Turn your thoughts from Egeria’s victims, you frivolous
+people, and let me tell you that I’ve been ‘up-along’ this morning and
+found—what do you think?—a library: a circulating library maintained by
+the Clovelly Court people. It is embowered in roses and jasmine, and
+there is a bird’s nest hanging just outside one of the open windows next
+to a shelf of Dickens and Scott. Never before have young families of
+birds been born and brought up with similar advantages. The snails were
+in the path just as we saw them yesterday evening, Atlas; not one has
+moved, not one has died! Oh, I certainly must come and live here. The
+librarian is a dear old lady; if she ever dies, I am coming to take her
+place. You will be postmistress at the Fairy Cross then, Egeria, and
+we’ll visit each other. And I’ve brought Dickens’ ‘Message from the Sea’
+for you, and Kingsley’s ‘Westward Ho!’ for Tommy, and ‘The Wages of Sin’
+for Atlas, and ‘Hypatia’ for Egeria, ‘Lorna Doone’ for Jack, and Charles
+Kingsley’s sermons for myself. We will read aloud every evening.”
+
+“I won’t,” said Tommy succinctly. “I’ve been down by the quay pool, and
+I’ve got acquainted with a lot of A1 chaps that have agreed to take me
+drift-fishing every night, and they are going to put out the Clovelly
+lifeboat for exercise this week, and if the weather is fine, Bill Marks
+is going to take Atlas and me to Lundy Island. You don’t catch me round
+the evening lamp very much in Clovelly.”
+
+“Don’t be too slangy, Tommy, and who on earth is Bill Marks?” asked Jack.
+
+“He’s our particular friend, Tommy’s and mine,” answered Atlas, seeing
+that Tommy was momentarily occupied with bacon and eggs. “He told us
+more yarns than we ever before heard spun in the same length of time. He
+is seventy-seven, and says he was a teetotaler until he was sixty-nine,
+but has been trying to make up time ever since. From his condition last
+evening, I should say he was likely to do it. He was so mellow, I asked
+him how he could manage to walk down the staircase. ‘Oh, I can walk down
+neat enough,’ he said, ‘when I’m in good sailing trim, as I am now,
+feeling just good enough, but not too good, your honour; but when I’m
+half seas over or three sheets in the wind, I roll down, your honour!’
+He spends three shillings a week for his food and the same for his
+‘rummidge.’ He was thrilling when he got on the subject of the awful
+wreck just outside this harbour, ‘the fourth of October, seventy-one
+years ago, two-and-thirty men drowned, your honour, and half of ’em from
+Clovelly parish. And I was one of the three men saved in another storm
+twenty-four years agone, when two-and-twenty men were drowned; that’s
+what it means to plough the great salt field that is never sown, your
+honour.’ When he found we’d been in Scotland, he was very anxious to
+know if we could talk ‘Garlic,’ said he’d always wanted to know what it
+sounded like.”
+
+Somehow, in the days that followed, Tommy was always with his particular
+friends, the fishermen, on the beach, at the Red Lion, or in the shop of
+a certain boat-builder, learning the use of the calking-iron. Mr. and
+Mrs. Jack, Aunt Celia, and I unexpectedly found ourselves a quartette for
+hours together, while Egeria and Atlas walked in the churchyard, in the
+beautiful grounds of Clovelly Court, or in the deer park, where one finds
+as perfect a union of marine and woodland scenery as any in England.
+
+Atlas may have taken her there because he could discuss single tax more
+eloquently when he was walking over the entailed estates of the English
+landed gentry, but I suspect that single tax had taken off its hat, and
+bowing profoundly to Egeria, had said, “After you, Madam!” and retired to
+its proper place in the universe; for not even the most blatant economist
+would affirm that any other problem can be so important as that which
+confronts a man when he enters that land of Beulah, which is upon the
+borders of Heaven and within sight of the City of Love.
+
+Atlas was young, warm of heart, high of mind, and generous of soul. All
+the necessary chords, therefore, were in him, ready to be set in
+vibration. No one could do this more cunningly than Egeria; the only
+question was whether love would “run out to meet love,” as it should,
+“with open arms.”
+
+We simply waited to see. Mrs. Jack, with that fine lack of logic that
+distinguished her, disclaimed all responsibility. “He is awake, at
+least,” she said, “and that is a great comfort; and now and then he
+observes a few very plain facts, mostly relating to Egeria, it is true.
+If it does come to anything, I hope he won’t ask her to live in a college
+settlement the year round, though I haven’t the slightest doubt that she
+would like it. If there were ever two beings created expressly for each
+other, it is these two, and for that reason I have my doubts about the
+matter. Almost all marriages are made between two people who haven’t the
+least thing in common, so far as outsiders can judge. Egeria and Atlas
+are almost too well suited for marriage.”
+
+The progress of the affair had thus far certainly been astonishingly
+rapid, but it might mean nothing. Egeria’s mind and heart were so easy
+of access up to a certain point that the traveller sometimes
+overestimated the distance covered and the distance still to cover.
+Atlas quoted something about her at the end of the very first day, that
+described her charmingly: “Ordinarily, the sweetest ladies will make us
+pass through cold mist and cross a stile or two, or a broken bridge,
+before the formalities are cleared away, to grant us rights of
+citizenship. She is like those frank lands where we have not to hand out
+a passport at the frontier and wait for dubious inspection.” But the
+description is incomplete. Egeria, indeed, made no one wait at the
+frontier for a dubious inspection of his passport; but once in the new
+domain, while he would be cordially welcomed to parks, gardens, lakes,
+and pleasure grounds, he would find unexpected difficulty in entering the
+queen’s private apartments, a fact that occasioned surprise to some of
+the travellers.
+
+We all took the greatest interest, too, in the romance of Phoebe and Jem,
+for the course of true love did not run at all smooth for this young
+couple. Jack wrote a ballad about her, and Egeria made a tune to it, and
+sang it to the tinkling, old-fashioned piano of an evening:—
+
+ “Have you e’er seen the street of Clovelly?
+ The quaint, rambling street of Clovelly,
+ With its staircase of stone leading down to the sea,
+ To the harbour so sleepy, so old, and so wee,
+ The queer, crooked street of Clovelly.
+
+ “Have you e’er seen the lass of Clovelly?
+ The sweet little lass of Clovelly,
+ With kirtle of grey reaching just to her knee,
+ And ankles as neat as ankles may be,
+ The yellow-haired lass of Clovelly.
+
+ “There’s a good honest lad in Clovelly,
+ A bold, fisher lad of Clovelly,
+ With purpose as straight and swagger as free
+ As the course of his boat when breasting a sea,
+ The brave sailor lad of Clovelly.
+
+ “Have you e’er seen the church at Clovelly?
+ Have you heard the sweet bells of Clovelly?
+ The lad and the lassie will hear them, maybe,
+ And join hand in hand to sail over life’s sea
+ From the little stone church at Clovelly.”
+
+When the nights were cool or damp we crowded into Mrs. Jack’s tiny
+china-laden sitting-room, and had a blaze in the grate with a bit of
+driftwood burning blue and green and violet on top of the coals. Tommy
+sometimes smelled of herring to such a degree that we were obliged to
+keep the door open; but his society was so precious that we endured the
+odours.
+
+But there were other evenings out of doors, when we sat in a sheltered
+corner down on the pier, watching the line of limestone cliffs running
+westward to the revolving light at Hartland Point that sent us alternate
+flashes of ruby and white across the water. Clovelly lamps made
+glittering disks in the quay pool, shining there side by side with the
+reflected star-beams. We could hear the regular swish-swash of the waves
+on the rocks, and to the eastward the dripping of a stream that came
+tumbling over the cliff.
+
+Such was our last evening in Clovelly; a very quiet one, for the charm of
+the place lay upon us and we were loath to leave it. It was warm and
+balmy, and the moonlight lay upon the beach. Egeria leaned against the
+parapet, the serge of her dress showing white against the background of
+rock. The hood of her dark blue yachting-cape was slipping off her head,
+and her eyes were as deep and clear as crystal pools.
+
+Presently she began to sing,—first, “The Sands o’ Dee,” then,—
+
+ “Three fishers went sailing out into the west,
+ Out into the west as the sun went down;
+ Each thought of the woman who loved him the best,
+ And the children stood watching them out of the town.”
+
+Egeria is one of the few women who can sing well without an
+accompaniment. She has a thrilling voice, and what with the scene, the
+hour, and the pathos of Kingsley’s verses, tears rushed into my eyes, and
+Bill Marks’ words came back to me—“Two-and-twenty men drowned; that’s
+what it means to plough the great salt field that is never sown.”
+
+Atlas gazed at her with eyes that no longer cared to keep their secret.
+Mrs. Jack was still uncertain; for me, I was sure. Love had rushed past
+him like a galloping horseman, and shooting an arrow almost without aim,
+had struck him full in the heart, that citadel that had withstood a dozen
+deliberate sieges.
+
+It was midnight, and our few belongings were packed. Egeria had come to
+the Inn to sleep, and stole into my room to warm her toes before the
+blaze in my grate, for I was chilly and had ordered a sixpenny fire.
+When I say that she came in to warm her toes, I am asking you to accept
+her statement, not mine; it is my opinion that she came in for no other
+purpose than to tell me something that was in her mind and heart pleading
+for utterance.
+
+I didn’t help her by leading up to the subject, because I thought her fib
+so flagrant and unnecessary; accordingly, we talked over a multitude of
+things,—Phoebe and Jem and their hard-hearted parents, our visit to
+Cardiff and Ilfracombe, Bill Marks and his wife, the service at the
+church, and finally her walk with Atlas in the churchyard.
+
+“We went inside,” said Egeria, “and I copied the inscription on the
+bronze tablet that Atlas liked so much on Sunday: ‘Her grateful and
+affectionate husband’s last and proudest wish will be that whenever
+Divine Providence shall call him hence, his name may be engraved on the
+same tablet that is sacred in perpetuating as much virtue and goodness as
+could adorn human nature.’” Then she went on, with apparent lack of
+sequence: “Penelope, don’t you think it is always perfectly safe to obey
+a Scriptural command, because I have done it?”
+
+“Did you find it in the Old or the New Testament?”
+
+“The Old.”
+
+“I should say that if you found some remarks about breaking the bones of
+your enemy, and have twisted it out of its connection, it would be
+particularly bad advice to follow.”
+
+“It is nothing of that sort.”
+
+“What is it, then?”
+
+She took out a tortoise-shell dagger just here, and gave her head an
+absent-minded shake so that her lustrous coil of hair uncoiled itself and
+fell on her shoulders in a ruddy spiral. It was a sight to induce
+covetousness, but one couldn’t be envious of Egeria. She charmed one by
+her lack of consciousness.
+
+ “The happy lot
+ Be his to follow
+ Those threads through lovely curve and hollow,
+ And muse a lifetime how they got
+ Into that wild, mysterious knot,”—
+
+quoted I, as I gave her head an insinuating pat. “Come, Egeria, stand
+and deliver! What is the Scriptural command, that having first obeyed,
+you ask my advice about afterwards?”
+
+“Have you a Bible?”
+
+“You might not think it, but I have, and it is here on my table.”
+
+“Then I am going into my room, to lock the door, and call the verse
+through the keyhole. But you must promise not to say a word to me till
+to-morrow morning.”
+
+I was not in a position to dictate terms, so I promised. The door
+closed, the bolt shot into the socket, and Egeria’s voice came so faintly
+through the keyhole that I had to stoop to catch the words:—
+
+“Deuteronomy, 10:19.”
+
+I flew to my Bible.
+Genesis—Exodus—Leviticus—Numbers—Deuteronomy—Deut-er-on-omy—Ten—Nineteen—
+
+“_Love ye therefore the stranger_—”
+
+
+
+
+V
+PENELOPE AT HOME
+
+
+ “’Tis good when you have crossed the sea and back
+ To find the sit-fast acres where you left them.”
+
+ EMERSON.
+
+ BERESFORD BROADACRES,
+ _April_ 15, 19–.
+
+PENELOPE, in the old sense, is no more! No mound of grass and daisies
+covers her; no shaft of granite or marble marks the place where she
+rests;—as a matter of fact she never does rest; she walks and runs and
+sits and stands, but her travelling days are over. For the present, in a
+word, the reason that she is no longer “Penelope,” with dozens of
+portraits and three volumes of “Experiences” to her credit, is, that she
+is Mrs. William Hunt Beresford.
+
+As for Himself, he is just as much William Hunt Beresford as ever he was,
+for marriage has not staled, nor fatherhood withered, his infinite
+variety. There may be, indeed, a difference, ever so slight; a new
+dignity, and an air of responsibility that harmonizes well with the inch
+of added girth at his waist-line and the grey thread or two that
+becomingly sprinkle his dark hair.
+
+And where is Herself, the vanished Penelope, you ask; the companion of
+Salemina and Francesca; the traveller in England, Scotland, Ireland, and
+Wales; the wanderer in Switzerland and Italy? Well, if she is a thought
+less irresponsible, merry, and loquacious, she is happier and wiser. If
+her easel and her palette are not in daily evidence, neither are they
+altogether banished from the scene; and whatever measure of cunning
+Penelope’s hand possessed in other days, Mrs. Beresford has contrived to
+preserve.
+
+If she wields the duster occasionally, in alternation with the
+paint-brush and the pen, she has now a new choice of weapons; and as for
+models,—her friends, her neighbours, even her enemies and rivals, might
+admire her ingenuity, her thrift, and her positive genius in selecting
+types to paint! She never did paint anything beautifully but children,
+though her backgrounds have been praised, also the various young things
+that were a vital part of every composition. She could never draw a
+horse or a cow or an ox to her satisfaction, but a long-legged colt, or a
+newborn Bossy-calf were well within her powers. Her puppies and kittens
+and chickens and goslings were always admired by the public, and the fact
+that the mothers and fathers in the respective groups were never quite as
+convincing as their offspring,—this somehow escaped the notice of the
+critics.
+
+Very well, then, what was Penelope inspired to do when she became Mrs.
+Beresford and left the Atlantic rolling between the beloved Salemina,
+Francesca, and herself? Why, having “crossed the sea and back”
+repeatedly, she found “the sit-fast acres” of the house of Beresford
+where she “left them” and where they had been sitting fast for more than
+a hundred years.
+
+“Here is the proper place for us to live,” she said to Himself, when they
+first viewed the dear delightful New England landscape over together.
+“Here is where your long roots are, and as my roots have been in half a
+hundred places they can be easily transplanted. You have a decent income
+to begin on; why not eke it out with apples and hay and corn and Jersey
+cows and Plymouth Rock cocks and hens, while I use the scenery for my
+pictures? There are backgrounds here for a thousand canvases, all within
+a mile of your ancestral doorstep.”
+
+“I don’t know what you will do for models in this remote place,” said
+Himself, putting his hands in his pockets and gazing dubiously at the
+abandoned farm-houses on the hillsides; the still green dooryards on the
+village street where no children were playing, and the quiet little brick
+school-house at the turn of the road, from which a dozen half-grown boys
+and girls issued decorously, looking at us like scared rabbits.
+
+“I have an idea about models,” said Mrs. Beresford.
+
+And it turned out that she had, for all that was ten years ago, and
+Penelope the Painter, merged in Mrs. Beresford the mother, has the three
+loveliest models in all the countryside!
+
+Children, of course, are common enough everywhere; not, perhaps, as
+common as they should be, but there are a good many clean, well-behaved,
+truthful, decently-featured little boys and girls who will, in course of
+time, become the bulwarks of the Republic, who are of no use as models.
+The public is not interested in, and will neither purchase nor hang on
+its walls anything but a winsome child, a beautiful child, a pathetic
+child, or a picturesquely ragged and dirty child. (The latter type is
+preferably a foreigner, as dirty American children are for some reason or
+other quite unsalable.)
+
+All this is in explanation of the foregoing remarks about Mrs.
+Beresford’s ingenuity, thrift, and genius in selecting types to paint.
+The ingenuity lay in the idea itself; the thrift, in securing models that
+should belong to the Beresford “sit-fast acres” and not have to be
+searched for and “hired in” by the day; and the genius, in producing
+nothing but enchanting, engrossing, adorable, eminently “paintable”
+children. They are just as obedient, interesting, grammatical, and
+virtuous as other people’s offspring, yet they are so beautiful that it
+would be the height of selfishness not to let the world see them and turn
+green with envy.
+
+When viewed by the casual public in a gallery, nobody of course believes
+that they are real until some kind friend says: “No, oh, no! not ideal
+heads at all; perfect likenesses; the children of Mr. and Mrs. Beresford;
+Penelope Hamilton, whose signature you see in the corner, _is_ Mrs.
+Beresford.”
+
+When they are exhibited in the guise of, and under such titles as: “Young
+April,” “In May Time,” “Girl with Chickens,” “Three of a Kind” (Billy
+with a kitten and a puppy tumbling over him), “Little Mothers” (Frances
+and Sally with their dolls), “When all the World is Young” (Billy,
+Frances, and Sally under the trees surrounded by a riot of young
+feathered things, with a lamb and a Jersey calf peeping over a fence in
+the background), then Himself stealthily visits the gallery. He stands
+somewhere near the pictures pulling his moustache nervously and listening
+to the comments of the bystanders. Not a word of his identity or
+paternity does he vouchsafe, but occasionally some acquaintance happens
+to draw near, perhaps to compliment or congratulate him. Then he has
+been heard to say vaingloriously: “Oh, no! they are not flattered; rather
+the reverse. My wife has an extraordinary faculty of catching
+likenesses, and of course she has a wonderful talent, but she agrees with
+me that she never quite succeeds in doing the children justice!”
+
+Here we are, then, Himself and I, growing old with the country that gave
+us birth (God bless it!) and our children growing up with it, as they
+always should; for it must have occurred to the reader that I am
+Penelope, Hamilton that was, and also, and above all, that I am Mrs.
+William Hunt Beresford.
+
+ _April_ 20, 19–.
+
+Himself and I have gone through the inevitable changes that life and
+love, marriage and parenthood, bring to all human creatures; but no one
+of the dear old group of friends has so developed as Francesca. Her last
+letter, posted in Scotland and delivered here seven days later, is like a
+breath of the purple heather and brings her vividly to mind.
+
+In the old days when we first met she was gay, irresponsible, vivacious,
+and a decided flirt,—with symptoms of becoming a coquette. She was
+capricious and exacting; she had far too large an income for a young girl
+accountable to nobody; she was lovely to look upon, a product of cities
+and a trifle spoiled.
+
+She danced through Europe with Salemina and me, taking in no more
+information than she could help, but charming everybody that she met.
+She was only fairly well educated, and such knowledge as she possessed
+was vague, uncertain, and never ready for instant use. In literature she
+knew Shakespeare, Balzac, Thackeray, Hawthorne, and Longfellow, but if
+you had asked her to place Homer, Schiller, Dante, Victor Hugo, James
+Fenimore Cooper, or Thoreau she couldn’t have done it within a hundred
+years.
+
+In history she had a bowing acquaintance with Napoleon, Washington,
+Wellington, Prince Charlie, Henry of Navarre, Paul Revere, and Stonewall
+Jackson, but as these gallant gentlemen stand on the printed page, so
+they stood shoulder to shoulder, elbowing one another in her pretty head,
+made prettier by a wealth of hair, Marcel-waved twice a week.
+
+These facts were brought out once in examination, by one of Francesca’s
+earliest lovers, who, at Salemina’s request and my own, acted as her
+tutor during the spring before our first trip abroad, the general idea
+being to prepare her mind for foreign travel.
+
+I suppose we were older and should have known better than to allow any
+man under sixty to tutor Francesca in the spring. Anyhow, the season
+worked its maddest pranks on the pedagogue. He fell in love with his
+pupil within a few days,—they were warm, delicious, budding days, for it
+was a very early, verdant, intoxicating spring that produced an unusual
+crop of romances in our vicinity. Unfortunately the tutor was a scholar
+at heart, as well as a potential lover, and he interested himself in
+making psychological investigations of Francesca’s mind. She was
+perfectly willing, for she always regarded her ignorance as a huge joke,
+instead of viewing it with shame and embarrassment. What was more
+natural, when she drove, rode, walked, sailed, danced, and “sat out” to
+her heart’s content, while more learned young ladies stayed within doors
+and went to bed at nine o’clock with no vanity-provoking memories to lull
+them to sleep? The fact that she might not be positive as to whether
+Dante or Milton wrote “Paradise Lost,” or Palestrina antedated Berlioz,
+or the Mississippi River ran north and south or east and west,—these
+trifling uncertainties had never cost her an offer of marriage or the
+love of a girl friend; so she was perfectly frank and offered no
+opposition to the investigations of the unhappy but conscientious tutor,
+meeting his questions with the frankness of a child. Her attitude of
+mind was the more candid because she suspected the passion of the teacher
+and knew of no surer way to cure him than to let him know her mind for
+what it was.
+
+When the staggering record of her ignorance on seven subjects was set
+down in a green-covered blank book, she awaited the result not only with
+resignation, but with positive hope; a hope that proved to be
+ill-founded, for curiously enough the tutor was still in love with her.
+Salemina was surprised, but I was not. Of course I had to know anatomy
+in order to paint, but there is more in it than that. In painting the
+outsides of people I assure you that I learned to guess more of what was
+inside them than their bony structures! I sketched the tutor while he
+was examining Francesca and I knew that there were no abysmal depths of
+ignorance that could appall him where she was concerned. He couldn’t
+explain the situation at all, himself. If there was anything that he
+admired and respected in woman, it was a well-stored, logical mind, and
+three months’ tutoring of Francesca had shown him that her mental
+machinery was of an obsolete pattern and that it was not even in good
+working order. He could not believe himself influenced (so he confessed
+to me) by such trivial things as curling lashes, pink ears, waving hair
+(he had never heard of Marcel), or mere beauties of colour and line and
+form. He said he was not so sure about Francesca’s eyes. Eyes like
+hers, he remarked in confidence, were not beneath the notice of any man,
+be he President of Harvard University or Master of Balliol College, for
+they seemed to promise something never once revealed in the green
+examination book.
+
+“You are quite right,” I answered him; “the green book is not all there
+is of Miss Monroe, but whatever there is is plainly not for you”; and he
+humbly agreed with my dictum.
+
+Is it not strange that a man will talk to one woman about the charms of
+another for days upon days without ever realizing that she may possibly
+be born for some other purpose than listening to him? For an hour or
+two, of course, any sympathetic or generous-minded person can be
+interested in the confidences of a lover; but at the end of weeks or
+months, during which time he has never once regarded his listener as a
+human being of the feminine gender, with eyes, nose, and hair in no way
+inferior to those of his beloved,—at the end of that time he should be
+shaken, smitten, waked from his dreams, and told in ringing tones that in
+a tolerably large universe there are probably two women worth looking at,
+the one about whom he is talking, and the one to whom he is talking!
+
+ _May_ 12, 19–.
+
+To go on about Francesca, she always had a quick intelligence, a sense of
+humour, a heart, and a conscience; four things not to be despised in the
+equipment of a woman. The wit she used lavishly for the delight of the
+world at large; the heart had not (in the tutor’s time) found anything or
+anybody on which to spend itself; the conscience certainly was not
+working overtime at the same period, but I always knew that it was there
+and would be an excellent reliable organ when once aroused.
+
+Of course there is no reason why the Reverend Ronald MacDonald, of the
+Established Church of Scotland, should have been the instrument chosen to
+set all the wheels of Francesca’s being in motion, but so it was; and a
+great clatter and confusion they made in our Edinburgh household when the
+machinery started! If Ronald was handsome he was also a splendid fellow;
+if he was a preacher he was also a man; and no member of the laity could
+have been more ardently and satisfactorily in love than he. It was the
+ardour that worked the miracle; and when Francesca was once warmed
+through to the core, she began to grow. Her modest fortune helped things
+a little at the beginning of their married life, for it not only made
+existence easier, but enabled them to be of more service in the
+straggling, struggling country parishes where they found themselves at
+first.
+
+Francesca’s beautiful American clothes shocked Ronald’s congregations now
+and then, and it was felt that, though possible, it was not very
+probable, that the grace of God could live with such hats and shoes, such
+gloves and jewels as hers. But by the time Ronald was called from his
+Argyllshire church to St. Giles’s Cathedral in Edinburgh there was a
+better understanding of young Mrs. MacDonald’s raiment and its relation
+to natural and revealed religion. It appeared now that a clergyman’s
+wife, by strict attention to parochial duties; by being the mother of
+three children all perfectly well behaved in church; by subscribing
+generously to all worthy charities; by never conducting herself as
+light-mindedly as her eyes and conversation seemed to portend,—it
+appeared that a woman _could_ live down her clothes! It was a Bishop, I
+think, who argued in Francesca’s behalf that godliness did not
+necessarily dwell in frieze and stout leather and that it might flourish
+in lace and chiffon. Salemina and I used to call Ronald and Francesca
+the antinomic pair. Antinomics, one finds by consulting the authorities,
+are apparently contradictory poles, which, however, do not really
+contradict, but are only correlatives, the existence of one making the
+existence of the other necessary, explaining each other and giving each
+other a real standing and equilibrium.
+
+ _May_ 7, 19–.
+
+What immeasurable leagues of distance lie between Salemina, Francesca,
+and me! Not only leagues of space divide us, but the difference in
+environment, circumstances, and responsibilities that give reality to
+space; yet we have bridged the gulf successfully by a particular sort of
+three-sided correspondence, almost impersonal enough to be published, yet
+revealing all the little details of daily life one to the other.
+
+When we three found that we should be inevitably separated for some
+years, we adopted the habit of a “loose-leaf diary.” The pages are
+perforated with large circular holes and put together in such a way that
+one can remove any leaf without injuring the book. We write down, as the
+spirit moves us, the more interesting happenings of the day, and once in
+a fortnight, perhaps, we slip a half-dozen selected pages into an
+envelope and the packet starts on its round between America, Scotland,
+and Ireland. In this way we have kept up with each other without any
+apparent severing of intimate friendship, and a farmhouse in New England,
+a manse in Scotland, and the Irish home of a Trinity College professor
+and his lady are brought into frequent contact.
+
+Inspired by Francesca’s last budget, full of all sorts of revealing
+details of her daily life, I said to Himself at breakfast: “I am not
+going to paint this morning, nor am I going to ‘keep house’; I propose to
+write in my loose-leaf diary, and what is more I propose to write about
+marriage!”
+
+When I mentioned to Himself the subject I intended to treat, he looked up
+in alarm.
+
+“Don’t, I beg of you, Penelope,” he said. “If you do it the other two
+will follow suit. Women cannot discuss marriage without dragging in
+husbands, and MacDonald, La Touche, and I won’t have a leg to stand upon.
+The trouble with these ‘loose leaves’ that you three keep for ever in
+circulation is, that the cleverer they are the more publicity they get.
+Francesca probably reads your screeds at her Christian Endeavour meetings
+just as you cull extracts from Salemina’s for your Current Events Club.
+In a word, the loosened leaf leads to the loosened tongue, and that’s
+rather epigrammatic for a farmer at breakfast time.”
+
+“I am not going to write about husbands,” I said, “least of all my own,
+but about marriage as an institution; the part it plays in the evolution
+of human beings.”
+
+“Nevertheless, everything you say about it will reflect upon me,” argued
+Himself. “The only husband a woman knows is her own husband, and
+everything she thinks about marriage is gathered from her own
+experience.”
+
+“Your attitude is not only timid, it is positively cowardly!” I
+exclaimed. “You are an excellent husband as husbands go, and I don’t
+consider that I have retrograded mentally or spiritually during our ten
+years of life together. It is true nothing has been said in private or
+public about any improvement in me due to your influence, but perhaps
+that is because the idea has got about that your head is easily turned by
+flattery.—Anyway, I shall be entirely impersonal in what I write. I
+shall say I believe in marriage because I cannot think of any better
+arrangement; also that I believe in marrying men because there is nothing
+else _to_ marry. I shall also quote that feminist lecturer who said that
+the bitter business of every woman in the world is to convert a trap into
+a home. Of course I laughed inwardly, but my shoulders didn’t shake for
+two minutes as yours did. They were far more eloquent than any loose
+leaf from a diary; for they showed every other man in the audience that
+you didn’t consider that _you_ had to set any ‘traps’ for _me_!”
+
+Himself leaned back in his chair and gave way to unbridled mirth. When
+he could control his speech, he wiped the tears from his eyes and said
+offensively:—
+
+“Well, I didn’t; did I?”
+
+“No,” I replied, flinging the tea-cosy at his head, missing it, and
+breaking the oleander on the plant-shelf ten feet distant.
+
+“You wouldn’t be unmarried for the world!” said Himself. “You couldn’t
+paint every day, you know you couldn’t; and where could you find anything
+so beautiful to paint as your own children unless you painted me; and it
+just occurs to me that you never paid me the compliment of asking me to
+sit for you.”
+
+“I can’t paint men,” I objected. “They are too massive and rugged and
+ugly. Their noses are big and hard and their bones show through
+everywhere excepting when they are fat and then they are disgusting.
+Their eyes don’t shine, their hair is never beautiful, they have no
+dimples in their hands and elbows; you can’t see their mouths because of
+their moustaches, and generally it’s no loss; and their clothes are stiff
+and conventional with no colour, nor any flowing lines to paint.”
+
+“I know where you keep your ‘properties,’ and I’ll make myself a mass of
+colour and flowing lines if you’ll try me,” Himself said meekly.
+
+“No, dear,” I responded amiably. “You are very nice, but you are not a
+costume man, and I shudder to think what you would make of yourself if I
+allowed you to visit my property-room. If I ever have to paint you (not
+for pleasure, but as a punishment), you shall wear your everyday
+corduroys and I’ll surround you with the children; then you know
+perfectly well that the public will never notice you at all.” Whereupon
+I went to my studio built on the top of the long rambling New England
+shed and loved what I painted yesterday so much that I went on with it,
+finding that I had said to Himself almost all that I had in mind to say,
+about marriage as an institution.
+
+ _June_ 15, 19–.
+
+We were finishing luncheon on the veranda with all out of doors to give
+us appetite. It was Buttercup Sunday, a yellow June one that had been
+preceded by Pussy Willow Sunday, Dandelion Sunday, Apple Blossom, Wild
+Iris, and Lilac Sunday, to be followed by Daisy and Black-Eyed Susan and
+White Clematis and Goldenrod and Wild Aster and Autumn Leaf Sundays.
+
+Francie was walking over the green-sward with a bowl and spoon, just as
+our Scottish men friends used to do with oat-meal at breakfast time. The
+Sally-baby was blowing bubbles in her milk, and Himself and I were
+discussing a book lately received from London.
+
+Suddenly I saw Billy, who had wandered from the table, sitting on the
+steps bending over a tiny bird’s egg in his open hand. I knew that he
+must have taken it from some low-hung nest, but taken it in innocence,
+for he looked at it with solicitude as an object of tender and fragile
+beauty. He had never given a thought to the mother’s days of patient
+brooding, nor that he was robbing the summer world of one bird’s flight
+and one bird’s song.
+
+“Did you hear the whippoorwills singing last night, Daddy?” I asked.
+
+“I did, indeed, and long before sunrise this morning. There must be a
+new family in our orchard, I think; but then we have coaxed hundreds of
+birds our way this spring by our little houses, our crumbs, and our
+drinking dishes.”
+
+“Yes, we have never had so many since we came here to live. Look at that
+little brown bird flying about in the tall apple-tree, Francie; she seems
+to be in trouble.”
+
+“P’r’haps it’s Mrs. Smiff’s wenomous cat,” exclaimed Francie, running to
+look for a particularly voracious animal that lived across the fields,
+but had been known to enter our bird-Eden.
+
+“Hear this, Daddy; isn’t it pretty?” I said, taking up the “Life of
+Dorothy Grey.”
+
+Billy pricked up his ears, for he can never see a book opened without
+running to join the circle, so eager he is not to lose a precious word.
+
+“The wren sang early this morning” (I read slowly). “We talked about it
+at breakfast and how many people there were who would not be aware of it;
+and E. said, ‘Fancy, if God came in and said: “Did you notice my wren?”
+and they were obliged to say they had not known it was there!’”
+
+Billy rose quietly and stole away behind the trees, returning in a few
+moments, empty-handed, to stand by my side.
+
+“Does God know how many eggs there are in a bird’s nest, mother?” he
+asked.
+
+“People have so many different ideas about what God sees and takes note
+of, that it’s hard to say, sonny. Of course you remember that the Bible
+says not one sparrow falls to the ground but He knows it.”
+
+“The mother bird can’t count her eggs, can she, mother?”
+
+“Oh! Billy, you do ask the hardest questions; ones that I can never
+answer by Yes and No! She broods her eggs all day and all night and
+never lets them get cold, so she must know, at any rate, that they are
+going to _be_ birds, don’t you think? And of course she wouldn’t want to
+lose one; that’s the reason she’s so faithful!”
+
+“Well!” said Billy, after a long pause, “I don’t care quite so much about
+the mother, because sometimes there are five eggs in a weeny, weeny nest
+that never could hold five little ones without their scrunching each
+other and being uncomfortable. But if God should come in and say: ‘Did
+you take my egg, that was going to be a bird?’ I just couldn’t bear it!”
+
+ _June_ 15, 19–.
+
+Another foreign mail is in and the village postmistress has sent an
+impassioned request that I steam off the stamps for her boy’s album,
+enriched during my residence here by specimens from eleven different
+countries. (“Mis’ Beresford beats the Wanderin’ Jew all holler if so be
+she’s be’n to all them places, an’ come back alive!”—so she says to
+Himself.) Among the letters there is a budget of loose leaves from
+Salemina’s diary, Salemina, who is now Mrs. Gerald La Touche, wife of
+Professor La Touche, of Trinity College, Dublin, and stepmother to
+Jackeen and Broona La Touche.
+
+It is midsummer, College is not in session, and they are at Rosnaree
+House, their place in County Meath.
+
+Salemina is the one of our trio who continues to move in grand society.
+She it is who dines at the Viceregal Lodge and Dublin Castle. She it is
+who goes with her distinguished husband for week-ends with the Master of
+the Horse, the Lord Chancellor, and the Dean of the Chapel Royal.
+Francesca, it is true, makes her annual bow to the Lord High Commissioner
+at Holyrood Palace and dines there frequently during Assembly Week; and
+as Ronald numbers one Duke, two Earls, and several Countesses and Dowager
+Countesses in his parish, there are awe-inspiring visiting cards to be
+found in the silver salver on her hall table,—but Salemina in Ireland
+literally lives with the great, of all classes and conditions! She is in
+the heart of the Irish Theatre and the Modern Poetry movements,—and when
+she is not hobnobbing with playwrights and poets she is consorting with
+the Irish nobility and gentry.
+
+I cannot help thinking that she would still be Miss Peabody, of Salem,
+Massachusetts, had it not been for my generous and helpful offices, and
+those of Francesca! Never were two lovers, parted in youth in America
+and miraculously reunited in middle age in Ireland, more recalcitrant in
+declaring their mutual affection than Dr. La Touche and Salemina!
+Nothing in the world divided them but imaginary barriers. He was not
+rich, but he had a comfortable salary and a dignified and honourable
+position among men. He had two children, but they were charming, and
+therefore so much to the good. Salemina was absolutely “foot loose” and
+tied down to no duties in America, so no one could blame her for marrying
+an Irishman. She had never loved any one else, and Dr. La Touche might
+have had that information for the asking; but he was such a bat for
+blindness, adder for deafness, and lamb for meekness that because she
+refused him once, when she was the only comfort of an aged mother and
+father, he concluded that she would refuse him again, though she was now
+alone in the world. His late wife, a poor, flighty, frivolous invalid,
+the kind of woman who always entangles a sad, vague, absent-minded
+scholar, had died six years before, and never were there two children so
+in need of a mother as Jackeen and Broona, a couple of affectionate,
+hot-headed, bewitching, ragged, tousled Irish darlings. I would
+cheerfully have married Dr. Gerald myself, just for the sake of his
+neglected babies, but I dislike changes and I had already espoused
+Himself.
+
+However, a summer in Ireland, undertaken with no such great stakes in
+mind as Salemina’s marriage, made possible a chance meeting of the two
+old friends. This was followed by several others, devised by us with
+incendiary motives, and without Salemina’s knowledge. There was also the
+unconscious plea of the children working a daily spell; there was the
+past, with its memories, tugging at both their hearts; and above all
+there was a steady, dogged, copious stream of mental suggestion emanating
+from Francesca and me, so that, in course of time, our middle-aged couple
+did succeed in confessing to each other that a separate future was
+impossible for them.
+
+They never would have encountered each other had it not been for us;
+never, never would have become engaged; and as for the wedding, we
+forcibly led them to the altar, saying that we must leave Ireland and the
+ceremony could not be delayed.
+
+Not that we are the recipients of any gratitude for all this! Rather the
+reverse! They constantly allude to their marriage as made in Heaven,
+although there probably never was another union where creatures of earth
+so toiled and slaved to assist the celestial powers.
+
+I wonder why middle-aged and elderly lovers make such an appeal to me!
+Is it because I have lived much in New England, where “ladies-in-waiting”
+are all too common,—where the wistful bride-groom has an invalid mother
+to support, or a barren farm out of which he cannot wring a living, or a
+malignant father who cherishes a bitter grudge against his son’s chosen
+bride and all her kindred,—where the woman herself is compassed about
+with obstacles, dragging out a pinched and colourless existence year
+after year?
+
+And when at length the two waiting ones succeed in triumphing over
+circumstances, they often come together wearily, soberly, with half the
+joy pressed out of life. Young lovers have no fears! That the future
+holds any terrors, difficulties, bugbears of any sort they never seem to
+imagine, and so they are delightful and amusing to watch in their gay and
+sometimes irresponsible and selfish courtships; but they never tug at my
+heart-strings as their elders do, when the great, the long-delayed moment
+comes.
+
+Francesca and I, in common with Salemina’s other friends, thought that
+she would never marry. She had been asked often enough in her youth, but
+she was not the sort of woman who falls in love at forty. What we did
+not know was that she had fallen in love with Gerald La Touche at
+five-and-twenty and had never fallen out,—keeping her feelings to herself
+during the years that he was espoused to another, very unsuitable lady.
+Our own sentimental experiences, however, had sharpened our eyes, and we
+divined at once that Dr. La Touche, a scholar of fifty, shy, reserved,
+self-distrustful, and oh! so in need of anchor and harbour,—that he was
+the only husband in the world for Salemina; and that he, after giving all
+that he had and was to an unappreciative woman, would be unspeakably
+blessed in the wife of our choosing.
+
+I remember so well something that he said to me once as we sat at
+twilight on the bank of the lake near Devorgilla. The others were rowing
+toward us bringing the baskets for a tea picnic, and we, who had come in
+the first boat, were talking quietly together about intimate things. He
+told me that a frail old scholar, a brother professor, used to go back
+from the college to his house every night bowed down with weariness and
+pain and care, and that he used to say to his wife as he sank into his
+seat by the fire: “Oh! praise me, my wife, praise me!”
+
+My eyes filled and I turned away to hide the tears when Dr. Gerald
+continued absently: “As for me, Mistress Beresford, when I go home at
+night I take my only companion from the mantelshelf and leaning back in
+my old armchair say, ‘Praise me, my pipe, praise me!’”
+
+And Salemina Peabody was in the boat coming toward us, looking as
+serenely lovely in a grey tweed and broad white hat as any good sweet
+woman of forty could look, while he gazed at her “through a glass darkly”
+as if she were practically non-existent, or had nothing whatever to do
+with the case.
+
+I concealed rebellious opinions of blind bats, deaf adders, meek lambs,
+and obstinate pigs, but said very gently and impersonally: “I hope you
+won’t always allow your pipe to be your only companion;—you, with your
+children, your name and position, your home and yourself to give—to
+somebody!”
+
+But he only answered: “You exaggerate, my dear madam; there is not enough
+left in me or of me to offer to any woman!”
+
+And I could do nothing but make his tea graciously and hand it to him,
+wondering that he was able to see the cup or the bread-and-butter
+sandwich that I put into his modest, ungrateful hand.
+
+However, it is all a thing of the past, that dim, sweet, grey romance
+that had its rightful background in a country of subdued colourings, of
+pensive sweetness, of gentle greenery, where there is an eternal
+wistfulness in the face of the natural world, speaking of the springs of
+hidden tears.
+
+Their union is a perfect success, and I echo the Boots of the inn at
+Devorgilla when he said: “An’ sure it’s the doctor that’s the satisfied
+man an’ the luck is on him as well as on e’er a man alive! As for her
+ladyship, she’s one o’ the blessings o’ the wurruld an’ ’t would be an
+o’jus pity to spile two houses wid ’em.”
+
+ _July_ 12, 19–.
+
+We were all out in the orchard sunning ourselves on the little haycocks
+that the “hired man” had piled up here and there under the trees.
+
+“It is not really so beautiful as Italy,” I said to Himself, gazing up at
+the newly set fruit on the apple boughs and then across the close-cut hay
+field to the level pasture, with its rocks and cow paths, its blueberry
+bushes and sweet fern, its clumps of young sumachs, till my eyes fell
+upon the deep green of the distant pines. “I can’t bear to say it,
+because it seems disloyal, but I almost believe I think so.”
+
+“It is not as picturesque,” Himself agreed grudgingly, his eye following
+mine from point to point; “and why do we love it so?”
+
+“There is nothing delicious and luxuriant about it,” I went on
+critically, “yet it has a delicate, ethereal, austere, straight-forward
+Puritanical loveliness of its own; but, no, it is not as beautiful as
+Italy or Ireland, and it isn’t as tidy as England. If you keep away from
+the big manufacturing towns and their outskirts you may go by motor or
+railway through shire after shire in England and never see anything
+unkempt, down-at-the-heel, out-at-elbows, or ill-cared-for; no
+broken-down fences or stone walls; no heaps of rubbish or felled trees by
+the wayside; no unpainted or tottering buildings—”
+
+“You see plenty of ruins,” interrupted Himself in a tone that promised
+argument.
+
+“Yes, but ruins are different; they are finished; they are not tottering,
+they _have_ tottered! Our country is too big, I suppose, to be ‘tidy,’
+but how I should like to take just one of the United States and clear it
+up, back yards and all, from border line to border line!”
+
+“You are talking like a housewife now, not like an artist,” said Himself
+reprovingly.
+
+“Well, I am both, I hope, and I don’t intend that any one shall know
+where the one begins or the other leaves off, either! And if any
+foreigner should remark that America is unfinished or untidy I shall deny
+it!”
+
+“Fie! Penelope! You who used to be a citizen of the world!”
+
+“So I am still, so far as a roving foot and a knowledge of three
+languages can make me; but you remember that the soul ‘retains the
+characteristic of its race and the heart is true to its own country, even
+to its own parish.’”
+
+“When shall we be going to the other countries, mother?” asked Billy.
+“When shall we see our aunt in Scotland and our aunt in Ireland?” (Poor
+lambs! Since the death of their Grandmother Beresford they do not
+possess a real relation in the world!)
+
+“It will not be very long, Billy,” I said. “We don’t want to go until we
+can leave the perambulator behind. The Sally-baby toddles now, but she
+must be able to walk on the English downs and the Highland heather.”
+
+“And the Irish bogs,” interpolated Billy, who has a fancy for detail.
+
+“Well, the Irish bogs are not always easy travelling,” I answered, “but
+the Sally-baby will soon be old enough to feel the spring of the Irish
+turf under her feet.”
+
+“What will the chickens and ducklings and pigeons do while we are gone?”
+asked Francie.
+
+“An’ the lammies?” piped the Sally-baby, who has all the qualities of
+Mary in the immortal lyric.
+
+“Oh! we won’t leave home until the spring has come and all the young
+things are born. The grass will be green, the dandelions will have their
+puff-balls on, the apple blossoms will be over, and Daddy will get a kind
+man to take care of everything for us. It will be May time and we will
+sail in a big ship over to the aunts and uncles in Scotland and Ireland
+and I shall show them my children—”
+
+“And we shall play ‘hide-and-go-coop’ with their children,” interrupted
+Francie joyously.
+
+“They will never have heard of that game, but you will all play
+together!” And here I leaned back on the warm haycock and blinked my
+eyes a bit in moist anticipation of happiness to come. “There will be
+eight-year-old Ronald MacDonald to climb and ride and sail with our
+Billy; and there will be little Penelope who is named for me, and will be
+Francie’s playmate; and the new little boy baby—”
+
+“Proba’ly Aunt Francie’s new boy baby will grow up and marry our girl
+one,” suggested Billy.
+
+“He has my consent to the alliance in advance,” said Himself, “but I dare
+say your mother has arranged it all in her own mind and my advice will
+not be needed.”
+
+“I have not arranged anything,” I retorted; “or if I have it was nothing
+more than a thought of young Ronald or Jack La Touche in—another
+quarter,”—this with discreetly veiled emphasis.
+
+“What is another quarter, mother?” inquired Francie, whose mental agility
+is somewhat embarrassing.
+
+“Oh, why,—well,—it is any other place than the one you are talking about.
+Do you see?”
+
+“Not so very well, but p’r’aps I will in a minute.”
+
+“Hope springs eternal!” quoted Francie’s father.
+
+“And then, as I was saying before being interrupted by the entire family,
+we will go and visit the Irish cousins, Jackeen and Broona, who belong to
+Aunt Salemina and Uncle Gerald, and the Sally-baby will be the centre of
+attraction because she is her Aunt Salemina’s godchild—”
+
+“But we are all God’s children,” insisted Billy.
+
+“Of course we are.”
+
+“What’s the difference between a god-child and a God’s child?”
+
+“The bottle of chloroform is in the medicine closet, my poor dear; shall
+I run and get it?” murmured Himself _sotto voce_.
+
+“Every child is a child of God,” I began helplessly, “and when she is
+somebody’s godchild she—oh! lend me your handkerchief, Billy!”
+
+“Is it the nose-bleed, mother?” he asked, bending over me solicitously.
+
+“No, oh, no! it’s nothing at all, dear. Perhaps the hay was going to
+make me sneeze. What was I saying?”
+
+“About the god—”
+
+“Oh, yes! I remember! (_Ka-choo_!) We will take the Irish cousins and
+the Scotch cousins and go all together to see the Tower of London and
+Westminster Abbey. We’ll go to Bushey Park and see the chestnuts in
+bloom, and will dine at Number 10, Dovermarle Street—”
+
+“I shall not go there, Billy,” said Himself. “It was at Number 10,
+Dovermarle Street that your mother told me she wouldn’t marry me; or at
+least that she’d have to do a lot of thinking before she’d say Yes; so
+she left London and went to North Malvern.”
+
+“Couldn’t she think in London?” (This was Billy.)
+
+“Didn’t she always want to be married to you?” (This was Francie.)
+
+“Not always.”
+
+“Didn’t she like _us_?” (Still Francie.)
+
+“You were never mentioned,—not one of you!”
+
+“That seems rather queer!” remarked Billy, giving me a reproachful look.
+
+“So we’ll leave the Irish and Scotch uncles and aunts behind and go to
+North Malvern just by ourselves. It was there that your mother concluded
+that she _would_ marry me, and I rather like the place.”
+
+“Mother loves it, too; she talks to me about it when she puts me to bed.”
+(Francie again.)
+
+“No doubt; but you’ll find your mother’s heart scattered all over the
+Continent of Europe. One bit will be clinging to a pink thorn in
+England; another will be in the Highlands somewhere,—wherever the
+heather’s in bloom; another will be hanging on the Irish gorse bushes
+where they are yellowest; and another will be hidden under the seat of a
+Venetian gondola.”
+
+“Don’t listen to Daddy’s nonsense, children! He thinks mother throws her
+heart about recklessly while he loves only one thing at a time.”
+
+“Four things!” expostulated Himself, gallantly viewing our little group
+at large.
+
+“Strictly speaking, we are not four things, we are only four parts of one
+thing;—counting you in, and I really suppose you ought to be counted in,
+we are five parts of one thing.”
+
+“Shall we come home again from the other countries?” asked Billy.
+
+“Of course, sonny! The little Beresfords must come back and grow up with
+their own country.”
+
+“Am I a little Beresford, mother?” asked Francie, looking wistfully at
+her brother as belonging to the superior sex and the eldest besides.
+
+“Certainly.”
+
+“And is the Sally-baby one too?”
+
+Himself laughed unrestrainedly at this.
+
+“She is,” he said, “but you are more than half mother, with your
+unexpectednesses.”
+
+“I love to be more than half mother!” cried Francie, casting herself
+violently about my neck and imbedding me in the haycock.
+
+“Thank you, dear, but pull me up now. It’s supper-time.”
+
+Billy picked up the books and the rug and made preparations for the brief
+journey to the house. I put my hair in order and smoothed my skirts.
+
+“Will there be supper like ours in the other countries, mother?” he
+asked. “And if we go in May time, when do we come back again?”
+
+Himself rose from the ground with a luxurious stretch of his arms,
+looking with joy and pride at our home fields bathed in the afternoon
+midsummer sun. He took the Sally-baby’s outstretched hands and lifted
+her, crowing, to his shoulder.
+
+“Help sister over the stubble, my son.—We’ll come away from the other
+countries whenever mother says: ‘Come, children, it’s time for supper.’”
+
+“We’ll be back for Thanksgiving,” I assured Billy, holding him by one
+hand and Francie by the other, as we walked toward the farmhouse. “We
+won’t live in the other countries, because Daddy’s ‘sit-fast acres’ are
+here in New England.”
+
+“But whenever and wherever we five are together, especially wherever
+mother is, it will always be home,” said Himself thankfully, under his
+breath.
+
+
+
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PENELOPE'S POSTSCRIPTS***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1915 Hodder and Stoughton edition by
+David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/coverb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Book cover"
+title=
+"Book cover"
+ src="images/covers.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<h1>Penelope&rsquo;s Postscripts</h1>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BY</span><br
+/>
+KATE DOUGLAS WIGGIN<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">AUTHOR OF</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">&ldquo;PENELOPE&rsquo;S EXPERIENCES:
+ENGLAND, IRELAND,&rdquo;</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall">&ldquo;TIMOTHY&rsquo;S QUEST,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;REBECCA OF SUNNYBROOK FARM,&rdquo; ETC.</span></p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">HODDER AND STOUGHTON<br />
+LONDON&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; NEW
+YORK&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; TORONTO<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">MCMXV</span></p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall"><i>Printed
+in Great Britain by Hazell</i></span><span class="GutSmall">,
+</span><span class="GutSmall"><i>Watson &amp;
+Viney</i></span><span class="GutSmall">, </span><span
+class="GutSmall"><i>Ld.</i></span><span
+class="GutSmall">,</span><br />
+<span class="GutSmall"><i>London and Aylesbury</i></span><span
+class="GutSmall">.</span></p>
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">I</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">PAGE</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Penelope in Switzerland</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page3">3</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">II</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Penelope in Venice</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page39">39</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">III</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Penelope&rsquo;s Prints of
+Wales</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page105">105</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">IV</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Penelope in Devon</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page119">119</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">V</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Penelope at Home</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page165">165</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><a name="page3"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 3</span>I<br />
+PENELOPE IN SWITZERLAND</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center">A DAY IN PESTALOZZI-TOWN</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Salemina</span> and I were in
+Geneva.&nbsp; If you had ever travelled through Europe with a
+charming spinster who never sat down at a Continental <i>table
+d&rsquo;h&ocirc;te</i> without being asked by an American
+<i>vis-&agrave;-vis</i> whether she were one of the P.&rsquo;s of
+Salem, Massachusetts, you would understand why I call my friend
+Salemina.&nbsp; She doesn&rsquo;t mind it.&nbsp; She knows that I
+am simply jealous because I came from a vulgarly large tribe that
+never had any coat-of-arms, and whose ancestors always sealed
+their letters with their thumb nails.</p>
+<p>Whenever Francesca and I call her &ldquo;Salemina,&rdquo; she
+knows, and we know that she knows, that we are seeing a group of
+noble ancestors in a sort of halo over her serene and dignified
+head, so she remains unruffled under her <i>petit nom</i>,
+inasmuch as the casual public comprehends nothing of its spurious
+origin and thinks it was given her by her sponsors in
+baptism.</p>
+<p>Francesca, Salemina, and I have very different
+backgrounds.&nbsp; The first-named is an extremely pretty person
+of large income who is travelling with us simply because her
+relatives think that she will &ldquo;see Europe&rdquo; more
+advantageously under our chaperonage than if she were accompanied
+by persons of her own age or &ldquo;set.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Salemina is a philanthropist and educator of the first rank,
+and is collecting all sorts of valuable material to put at the
+service of her own country when she returns to it, which will not
+be a moment before her letter of credit is exhausted.</p>
+<p>I, too, am quasi-educational, for I had a few years of
+experience in mothering and teaching little waifs and strays of
+the streets before I began to paint pictures.&nbsp; Never shall I
+regret those nerve-racking, back-breaking, heart-warming, weary,
+and beautiful years, when, all unconsciously, I was learning to
+paint children by living with them.&nbsp; Even now the spell
+still works and it is the curly head, the &ldquo;shining morning
+face,&rdquo; the ready tear, the glancing smile of childhood that
+enchains me and gives my brush whatever skill it possesses.</p>
+<p>We had not been especially high-minded or educational in
+Switzerland, Salemina and I.&nbsp; The worm will turn; and there
+is a point where the improvement of one&rsquo;s mind seems a
+farce, and the service of humanity, for the moment, a duty only
+born of a diseased imagination.</p>
+<p>How can one sit on a vine-embowered balcony facing lovely Lake
+Geneva and think about modern problems,&mdash;Improved Tenements,
+Child Labour, Single Tax, Sweat Shops, and the Right Training of
+the Rising Civilization?&nbsp; Blue Lake Geneva!&mdash;blue as a
+woman&rsquo;s eye, blue as the vault of heaven, dropped into the
+lap of the green earth like a great sparkling sapphire!&nbsp;
+Mont Blanc you know to be just behind the clouds on the other
+side, and that presently, after hours or days of patient waiting,
+he may condescend to unveil himself to your worshipful gaze.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He is wise in his dignity and reserve,&rdquo; mused
+Salemina as we sat on the veranda.&nbsp; &ldquo;He is all the
+more sublime because he withdraws himself from time to
+time.&nbsp; In fact, if he didn&rsquo;t see fit to cover himself
+occasionally, one could neither eat nor sleep, nor do anything
+but adore and magnify.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The day before this interview we had sailed to the end of the
+sapphire lake and visited the &ldquo;snow-white
+battlements&rdquo; of the Castle of Chillon; seen its
+&ldquo;seven pillars of Gothic mould,&rdquo; and its dungeons
+deep and old, where poor Bonnivard, Byron&rsquo;s famous
+&ldquo;Prisoner of Chillon,&rdquo; lay captive for so many years,
+and where Rousseau fixes the catastrophe of his
+H&eacute;lo&iuml;se.</p>
+<p>We had just been to Coppet too; Coppet where the Neckers lived
+and Madame de Sta&euml;l was born and lived during many years of
+her life.&nbsp; We had wandered through the shaded walks of the
+magnificent ch&acirc;teau garden, and strolled along the terrace
+where the eloquent Corinne had walked with the Schlegels and
+other famous <i>habitu&eacute;s</i> of her salon.&nbsp; We had
+visited Calvin&rsquo;s house at 11 Rue des Chanoines,
+Rousseau&rsquo;s at No. 40 on the Grande Rue, and
+Voltaire&rsquo;s at Ferney.</p>
+<p>And so we had been living the past, Salemina and I.&nbsp;
+But</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Early one morning,<br />
+Just as the day was dawning.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>my slumbering conscience rose in Puritan strength and asserted
+its rights to a hearing.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Salemina,&rdquo; said I, as I walked into her room,
+&ldquo;this life that we are leading will not do for me any
+longer.&nbsp; I have been too much immersed in ruins.&nbsp; Last
+night in writing to a friend in New York I uttered the most
+disloyal and incendiary statements.&nbsp; I said that I would
+rather die than live without ruins of some kind; that America was
+so new, and crude, and spick and span, that it was obnoxious to
+any &aelig;sthetic soul; that our tendency to erect hideous
+public buildings and then keep them in repair afterwards would
+make us the butt of ridicule among future generations.&nbsp; I
+even proposed the founding of an American Ruin Company,
+Limited,&mdash;in which the stockholders should purchase
+favourably situated bits of land and erect picturesque ruins
+thereon.&nbsp; To be sure, I said, these ruins wouldn&rsquo;t
+have any associations at first, but what of that?&nbsp; We have
+plenty of poets and romancers; we could manufacture suitable
+associations and fit them to the premises.&nbsp; At first, it is
+true, they might not fire the imagination; but after a few
+hundred years, in being crooned by mother to infant and handed
+down by father to son, they would mellow with age, as all legends
+do, and they would end by being hallowed by rising
+generations.&nbsp; I do not say they would be absolutely
+satisfactory from every standpoint, but I do say that they would
+be better than nothing.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;However,&rdquo; I continued, &ldquo;all this was last
+night, and I have had a change of heart this morning.&nbsp; Just
+on the borderland between sleeping and waking, I had a
+vision.&nbsp; I remembered that to-day would be Monday the 1st of
+September; that all over our beloved land schools would be
+opening and that your sister pedagogues would be doing your work
+for you in your absence.&nbsp; Also I remembered that I am the
+dishonourable but Honorary President of a Froebel Society of four
+hundred members, that it meets to-morrow, and that I can&rsquo;t
+afford to send them a cable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is all true,&rdquo; said Salemina.&nbsp; &ldquo;It
+might have been said more briefly, but it is quite
+true.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now, my dear, I am only a painter with an occasional
+excursion into educational fields, but you ought to be gathering
+stories of knowledge to lay at the feet of the masculine members
+of your School Board.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I ought, indeed!&rdquo; sighed Salemina.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then let us begin!&rdquo; I urged.&nbsp; &ldquo;I want
+to be good to-day and you must be good with me.&nbsp; I never can
+be good alone and neither can you, and you know it.&nbsp; We will
+give up the lovely drive in the diligence; the luncheon at the
+French restaurant and those heavenly little Swiss cakes&rdquo;
+(here Salemina was almost unmanned); &ldquo;the concert on the
+great organ and all the other frivolous things we had intended;
+and we will make an educational pilgrimage to Yverdon.&nbsp; You
+may not remember, my dear,&rdquo;&mdash;this was said severely
+because I saw that she meditated rebellion and was going to
+refuse any programme which didn&rsquo;t include the Swiss
+cakes,&mdash;&ldquo;you may not remember that Jean Henri
+Pestalozzi lived and taught in Yverdon.&nbsp; Your soul is so
+steeped in illusions; so submerged in the Lethean waters of the
+past; so emasculated by thrilling legends, paltry titles, and
+ruined castles, that you forget that Pestalozzi was the father of
+popular education and the sometime teacher of Froebel, our patron
+saint.&nbsp; When you return to your adored Boston, your faithful
+constituents in that and other suburbs of Salem, Massachusetts,
+will not ask you if you have seen the Castle of Chillon and the
+terrace of Corinne, but whether you went to Yverdon.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Salemina gave one last fond look at the lake and picked up her
+Baedeker.&nbsp; She searched languidly in the Y&rsquo;s and
+presently read in a monotonous, guide-book voice.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Um&mdash;um&mdash;um&mdash;yes, here it is, &lsquo;Yverdon
+is sixty-one miles from Geneva, three hours forty minutes, on the
+way to Neuch&acirc;tel and B&acirc;le.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+(Neuch&acirc;tel is the cheese place; I&rsquo;d rather go there
+and we could take a bag of those Swiss cakes.)&nbsp; &lsquo;It is
+on the southern bank of Lake Neuch&acirc;tel at the influx of the
+Orbe or Thiele.&nbsp; It occupies the site of the Roman town of
+Ebrodunum.&nbsp; The castle dates from the twelfth century and
+was occupied by Pestalozzi as a college.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This was at eight, and at nine, leaving Francesca in bed, we
+were in the station at Geneva.&nbsp; Finding that we had time to
+spare, we went across the street and bargained for an
+<i>in-transit</i> luncheon with one of those dull native
+shopkeepers who has no idea of American-French.</p>
+<p>Your American-French, by the way, succeeds well enough so long
+as you practise, in the seclusion of your apartment, certain
+assorted sentences which the phrase-book tells you are likely to
+be needed.&nbsp; But so far as my experience goes, it is always
+the unexpected that happens, and one is eternally falling into
+difficulties never encountered by any previous traveller.</p>
+<p>For instance, after purchasing a cold chicken, some French
+bread, and a bit of cheese, we added two bottles of
+lemonade.&nbsp; We managed to ask for a glass, from which to
+drink it, but the man named two francs as the price.&nbsp; This
+was more than Salemina could bear.&nbsp; Her spirit was never
+dismayed at any extravagance, but it reared its crested head in
+the presence of extortion.&nbsp; She waxed wroth.&nbsp; The man
+stood his ground.&nbsp; After much crimination and recrimination
+I threw myself into the breach.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Salemina,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I wish to remark,
+first: That we have three minutes to catch the train.&nbsp;
+Second: That, occupying the position we do in America,&mdash;you
+the member of a School Board and I the Honorary President of a
+Froebel Society,&mdash;we cannot be seen drinking lemonade from a
+bottle, in a public railway carriage; it would be too
+convivial.&nbsp; Third: You do not understand this
+gentleman.&nbsp; You have studied the language longer than I, but
+I have studied it more lately than you, and I am fresher, much
+fresher than you.&rdquo;&nbsp; (Here Salemina bridled
+obviously.)&nbsp; &ldquo;The man is not saying that two francs is
+the price of the glass.&nbsp; He says that we can pay him two
+francs now, and if we will return the glass to-night when we come
+home he will give us back one franc fifty centimes.&nbsp; That is
+fifty centimes for the rent of the glass, as I understand
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Salemina&rsquo;s right hand, with the glass in it, dropped
+nervelessly at her side.&nbsp; &ldquo;If he uttered one single
+syllable of all that rigmarole, then Ollendorf is a myth,
+that&rsquo;s all I have to say.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The gift of tongues is not vouchsafed to all,&rdquo; I
+responded with dignity.&nbsp; &ldquo;I happen to possess a talent
+for languages, and I apprehend when I do not
+comprehend.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Salemina was crushed by the weight of my self-respect, and we
+took the tumbler, and the train.</p>
+<p>It was a cloudless day and a beautiful journey, along the side
+of the sapphire lake for miles, and always in full view of the
+glorious mountains.&nbsp; We arrived at Yverdon about noon, and
+had eaten our luncheon on the train, so that we should have a
+long, unbroken afternoon.&nbsp; We left our books and heavy wraps
+in the station with the porter, with whom we had another slight
+misunderstanding as to general intentions and terms; then we
+started, Salemina carrying the lemonade glass in her hand, with
+her guide-book, her red parasol, and her Astrakhan cape.&nbsp;
+The tumbler was a good deal of trouble, but her heart was set on
+returning it safely to the Geneva pirate; not so much to reclaim
+the one franc fifty centimes as to decide conclusively whether he
+had ever proposed such restitution.&nbsp; I knew her mental
+processes, so I refused to carry any of her properties; besides,
+the pirate had used a good many irregular verbs in his
+conversation, and upon due reflection I was a trifle nervous
+about the true nature of the bargain.</p>
+<p>The Yverdon station fronted on a great open common dotted with
+a few trees.&nbsp; There were a good many mothers and children
+sitting on the benches, and a number of young lads playing
+ball.&nbsp; The town itself is one of the quaintest, quietest,
+and sleepiest in Switzerland.&nbsp; From 1803 to 1810 it was a
+place of pilgrimage for philanthropists from all parts of Europe;
+for at that time Pestalozzi was at the zenith of his fame, having
+under him one hundred and sixty-five pupils from Europe and
+America, and thirty-two adult teachers, who were learning his
+method.</p>
+<p>But Yverdon has lost its former greatness now!&nbsp; Scarcely
+any English travellers go there and still fewer Americans.&nbsp;
+We fancied that there was nothing extraordinary in our
+appearance; nevertheless a small crowd of children followed at
+our heels, and the shopkeepers stood at their open doors and
+regarded us with intense interest.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No English spoken here, that is evident,&rdquo; said
+Salemina ruefully; &ldquo;but you have such a gift for languages
+you can take the command to-day and make the blunders and bear
+the jeers of the public.&nbsp; You must find out where the new
+Pestalozzi Monument is,&mdash;where the Ch&acirc;teau
+is,&mdash;where the schools are, and whether visitors are
+admitted,&mdash;whether there is a respectable hotel where we can
+get dinner,&mdash;whether we can get back to Geneva to-night,
+whether it&rsquo;s a fast or a slow train, and what time it gets
+there,&mdash;whether the methods of Pestalozzi are still
+maintained,&mdash;whether they know anything about
+Froebel,&mdash;whether they know what a kindergarten is, and
+whether they have one in the village.&nbsp; Some of these
+questions will be quite difficult even for you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Well, the monument was not difficult to find, at all
+events.&nbsp; We accosted two or three small boys and demanded
+boldly of one of them, &ldquo;<i>O&ugrave; est le monument de
+Pestalozzi</i>, <i>s&rsquo;il vous pla&icirc;t</i>?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He shrugged his shoulders like an American small boy and said
+vacantly, &ldquo;<i>Je ne sais pas</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course he does know,&rdquo; said Salemina; &ldquo;he
+means to be disagreeable; or else &lsquo;monument&rsquo;
+isn&rsquo;t monument.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;there is a monument in
+the distance, and there cannot be two in this village.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sure enough it was the very one we sought.&nbsp; It stands in
+a little open place quite &ldquo;in the business heart of the
+city,&rdquo;&mdash;as we should say in America, and is an
+exceedingly fine and impressive bit of sculpture.&nbsp; The group
+of three figures is in bronze and was done by M. Gruet of
+Paris.</p>
+<p>The modelling is strong, the expression of Pestalozzi benign
+and sweet, and the trusting upturned faces of the children
+equally genuine and attractive.</p>
+<p>One side of the pedestal bears the inscription:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center"><i>&Agrave;</i><br />
+<i>Pestalozzi</i><br />
+1746&ndash;1827<br />
+<i>Monument &eacute;rig&eacute;</i><br />
+<i>par souscription populaire</i><br />
+<i>MDCCCXC</i></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>On a second side these words are carved in the
+stone:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center"><i>Sauveur des Pauvres
+&agrave; Neuhof</i><br />
+<i>P&egrave;re des Orphelins &agrave; Stanz</i><br />
+<i>Fondateur de l&rsquo;&eacute;cole</i><br />
+<i>populaire &agrave; Burgdorf</i><br />
+<i>&Eacute;ducateur de l&rsquo;humanit&eacute;</i><br />
+<i>&agrave; Yverdon</i><br />
+<i>Tout pour les autres</i>, <i>pour
+lui</i>,&mdash;<i>rien</i>!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>An older monument erected in 1846 by the Canton of Argovia
+bears this same inscription, save that it adds, &ldquo;Preacher
+to the people in &lsquo;Leonard and Gertrude.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Man.&nbsp; Christian.&nbsp; Citizen.&nbsp; Blessed be his
+name!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On the third side of the Yverdon Monument is
+Pestalozzi&rsquo;s noble speech, fine enough indeed, to be cut in
+stone:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&ldquo;<i>J&rsquo;ai
+v&eacute;cu moi-m&ecirc;me</i><br />
+<i>comme un mendiant</i>,<br />
+<i>pour apprendre &agrave; des</i><br />
+<i>mendiants &agrave; vivre comme</i><br />
+<i>des hommes</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>We sat a long time on the great marble pedestal, gazing into
+the benevolent face, and reviewing the simple, self-sacrificing
+life of the great educator, and then started on a tour of
+inspection.&nbsp; After wandering through most of the shops,
+buying photographs and mementoes, Salemina discovered that she
+had left the expensive tumbler in one of them.&nbsp; After a long
+discussion as to whether tumbler was masculine or feminine, and
+as to whether &ldquo;<i>Ai-je laiss&eacute; un verre
+ici</i>?&rdquo; or &ldquo;<i>Est-ce que j&rsquo;ai laiss&eacute;
+un verre ici</i>?&rdquo; was the proper query, we retraced our
+steps, Salemina asking in one shop, &ldquo;<i>Excusez-moi</i>,
+<i>je vous prie</i>, <i>mais ai-je laiss&eacute; un verre
+ici</i>?&rdquo;,&mdash;and I in the next, &ldquo;<i>Je demands
+pardon</i>, <i>Madame</i>, <i>est-ce que j&rsquo;ai laiss&eacute;
+un verre dans ce magasin-ci</i>?&mdash;<i>J&rsquo;en ai perdu
+un</i>, somewhere.&rdquo;&nbsp; Finally we found it, and in
+response not to mine but to Salemina&rsquo;s question, so that
+she was superior and obnoxious for several minutes.</p>
+<p>Our next point of interest was the old castle, which is still
+a public school.&nbsp; Finding the caretaker, we visited first
+the museum and library&mdash;a small collection of curiosities,
+books, and mementoes, various portraits of Pestalozzi and his
+wife, manuscripts and so forth.&nbsp; The simple-hearted woman
+who did the honours was quite overcome by our knowledge of and
+interest in her pedagogical hero, but she did not return the
+compliment.&nbsp; I asked her if the townspeople knew about
+Friedrich Froebel, but she looked blank.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Froebel?&nbsp; Froebel?&rdquo; she asked; &ldquo;<i>qui
+est-ce</i>?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Mais</i>, <i>Madame</i>,&rdquo; I said eloquently,
+&ldquo;<i>c&rsquo;&eacute;tait un grand homme</i>!&nbsp; <i>Un
+h&eacute;ros</i>!&nbsp; <i>Le plus grand &eacute;l&egrave;ve de
+Pestalozzi</i>!&nbsp; <i>Aussi grand que Pestalozzi
+soi-m&ecirc;me</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>(&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Plus</span> grand!&nbsp; Why
+don&rsquo;t you say <i>plus grand</i>?&rdquo; murmured Salemina
+loyally.)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Je ne sais</i>!&rdquo; she returned, with an
+indifferent shrug of the shoulders.&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>Je ne
+sais</i>!&nbsp; <i>Il y a des autres</i>, <i>je crois</i>;
+<i>mais moi</i>, <i>je connais Pestalozzi</i>, <i>c&rsquo;est
+assez</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>All the younger children had gone home, but she took us
+through the empty schoolrooms, which were anything but
+attractive.&nbsp; We found an unhappy small boy locked in one of
+them.&nbsp; I slipped behind the concierge to chat with him, for
+he was so exactly like all other small boys in disgrace that he
+made me homesick.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Tu &eacute;tais m&eacute;chant</i>, <i>n&rsquo;est
+ce-pas</i>?&rdquo; I whispered consolingly; &ldquo;<i>mais tu
+seras sage demain</i>, <i>j&rsquo;en suis
+s&ucirc;re</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I thought this very pretty, but he wriggled from under my
+benevolent hand, saying &ldquo;<i>Va</i>!&rdquo; (which I took to
+be, &ldquo;Go &rsquo;long, you!&rdquo;) &ldquo;<i>je
+n&rsquo;&eacute;tais m&eacute;chant aujourd&rsquo;hui et je ne
+serai pas sage demain</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I asked the concierge if the general methods of Pestalozzi
+were still used in the schools of Yverdon, &ldquo;<i>Mais
+certainement</i>!&rdquo; she replied as we went into a room where
+twenty to thirty girls of ten years were studying.&nbsp; There
+were three pleasant windows looking out into the street; the
+ordinary platform and ordinary teacher&rsquo;s table, with the
+ordinary teacher (in an extraordinary state of coma) behind it;
+and rather rude desks and seats for the children, but not a
+single ornament, picture, map, or case of objects and specimens
+around the room.&nbsp; The children were nice, clean, pleasant,
+stolid little things with braided hair and pinafores.&nbsp; The
+sole decoration of the apartment was a highly-coloured chart that
+we had noticed on the walls of all the other schoolrooms.&nbsp;
+Feeling that this must be a sacred relic, and that it probably
+illustrated some of the Pestalozzian foundation principles, I
+walked up to it reverently,</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Qu&rsquo;est-ce-que c&rsquo;est cela</i>,
+<i>Madame</i>?&rdquo; I inquired, rather puzzled by its
+appearance.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>C&rsquo;est la m&eacute;thode de
+Pestalozzi</i>,&rdquo; the teacher replied absently.</p>
+<p>I wished that we kindergarten people could get Froebel&rsquo;s
+educational idea in such a snug, portable shape, and drew nearer
+to gaze at it.&nbsp; I can give you a very complete description
+of the pictures from memory, as I copied the titles <i>verbatim
+et literatim</i>.&nbsp; The whole chart was a powerful moral
+object-lesson on the dangers of incendiarism and the evils of
+reckless disobedience.&nbsp; It was printed appropriately in the
+most lurid colours, and divided into nine tableaux.</p>
+<p>These were named as follows:&mdash;</p>
+<h3>I&mdash;<span class="smcap">La Vraie
+Ga&icirc;t&eacute;</span></h3>
+<p>Twelve or fifteen boys and girls are playing together so
+happily and innocently that their good angels sing for joy.</p>
+<h3>II&mdash;<span class="smcap">Une Proposition
+Fatale</span>!</h3>
+<p>Suddenly &ldquo;<i>le petit</i> Charles&rdquo; says to his
+comrades, &ldquo;Come! let us build a fire!&rdquo;&nbsp; <i>Le
+petit</i> Charles is a typical infant villain and is surrounded
+at once by other incendiary spirits all in accord with his
+insidious plans.</p>
+<h3>III&mdash;<span class="smcap">La Protestation</span></h3>
+<p>The Good Little Marie, a Sunday-school heroine of the true
+type, approaches the group and, gazing heavenward, remarks that
+it is wicked to play with matches.&nbsp; The G. L. M. is of
+saintly presence,&mdash;so clean and well groomed that you feel
+inclined to push her into a puddle.&nbsp; Her hands are not full
+of vulgar toys and sweetmeats, like those of the other children,
+but are extended graciously as if she were in the habit of
+pronouncing benedictions.</p>
+<h3>IV&mdash;<span class="smcap">Insouciance</span>!</h3>
+<p><i>Le petit</i> Charles puts his evil little paw in his
+dangerous pockets and draws out a wicked lucifer match, saying
+with abominable indifference, &ldquo;Bah! what do we care?&nbsp;
+We&rsquo;re going to build a fire, whatever you say.&nbsp; Come
+on, boys!&rdquo;</p>
+<h3>V&mdash;<span class="smcap">Un Plaisir Dangereux</span>!</h3>
+<p>The boys &ldquo;come on.&rdquo;&nbsp; Led by &ldquo;<i>le
+petit vilain</i> Charles&rdquo; they light a dangerous little
+fire in a dangerous little spot.&nbsp; Their faces shine with
+unbridled glee.&nbsp; The G. L. M. retires to a distance with a
+few saintly followers, meditating whether she shall run and tell
+her mother.&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>Le petit</i> Paul,&rdquo; an infant
+of three summers, draws near the fire, attracted by the cheerful
+blaze.</p>
+<h3>VI&mdash;<span class="smcap">Malheur et
+Inexp&eacute;rience</span></h3>
+<p><i>Le petit</i> Paul somehow or other tumbles into the
+fire.&nbsp; Nothing but a desire to influence posterity as an
+awful example could have induced him to take this unnecessary
+step, but having walked in he stays in, like an infant John
+Rogers.&nbsp; The bad boys are so horror-stricken it does not
+occur to them to pull him out, and the G. L. M. is weeping over
+the sin of the world.</p>
+<h3>VII&mdash;<span class="smcap">Trop Tard</span>!!</h3>
+<p>The male parent of <i>le petit</i> Paul is seen rushing down
+an adjacent Alp.&nbsp; He leads a flock of frightened villagers
+who have seen the smoke and heard the wails of their
+offspring.&nbsp; As the last shred of <i>le petit</i> Paul has
+vanished in said smoke, the observer notes that the poor father
+is indeed &ldquo;too late.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3>VIII&mdash;<span class="smcap">Desespoir</span>!!</h3>
+<p>The despair of all concerned would draw tears from the dryest
+eye.&nbsp; Only one person wears a serene expression, and that is
+the G. L. M., who is evidently thinking: &ldquo;Perhaps they will
+listen to me the next time.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3>IX&mdash;<span class="smcap">La Fin</span>!</h3>
+<p>The charred remains of <i>le petit</i> Paul are being carried
+to the cemetery.&nbsp; The G. L. M. heads the procession in a
+white veil.&nbsp; In a prominent place among the mourners is
+&ldquo;<i>le pauvre petit</i> Charles,&rdquo; so bowed with grief
+and remorse that he can scarcely be recognized.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>It was a telling sermon!&nbsp; If I had been a child I should
+never have looked at a match again; and old as I was, I could
+not, for days afterwards, regard a box of them without a
+shudder.&nbsp; I thought that probably Yverdon had been visited
+in the olden time by a series of disastrous holocausts, all set
+by small boys, and that this was the powerful antidote presented;
+so I asked the teacher whether incendiarism was a popular failing
+in that vicinity and whether the chart was one of a series
+inculcating various moral lessons.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know
+whether she understood me or not, but she said no, it was
+&ldquo;<i>la m&eacute;thode de Pestalozzi</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Just at this juncture she left the room, apparently to give
+the pupils a brief study-period, and simultaneously the concierge
+was called downstairs by a crying baby.&nbsp; A bright idea
+occurred to me and I went hurriedly into the corridor where my
+friend was taking notes.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Salemina,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;here is an opportunity
+of a lifetime!&nbsp; We ought to address these children in their
+native tongue.&nbsp; It will be something to talk about in
+educational pow-wows.&nbsp; They do not know that we are
+distinguished visitors, but we know it.&nbsp; A female member of
+a School Board and the Honorary President of a Froebel Society
+owe a duty to their constituents.&nbsp; You go in and tell them
+who and what I am and make a speech in French.&nbsp; Then
+I&rsquo;ll tell them who and what you are and make another
+speech.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Salemina assumed a modest violet attitude, declined the honour
+absolutely, and intimated that there were persons who would
+prefer talking in a language they didn&rsquo;t know rather than
+to remain sensibly silent.</p>
+<p>However the plan struck me as being so fascinating that I went
+back alone, looked all ways to see if any one were coming,
+mounted the platform, cleared my throat, and addressed the
+awe-struck youngsters in the following words.&nbsp; I will spare
+you the French, but you will perceive by the construction of the
+sentences, that I uttered only those sentiments possible in an
+early stage of language-study.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear children,&rdquo; I began, &ldquo;I live many
+thousand miles across the ocean in America.&nbsp; You do not know
+me and I do not know you, but I do know all about your good
+Pestalozzi and I love him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Il est mort</i>!&rdquo; interpolated one offensive
+little girl in the front row.</p>
+<p>Salemina tittered audibly in the corridor, and I crossed the
+room and closed the door.&nbsp; I think the children expected me
+to put the key in my pocket and then murder them and stuff them
+into the stove.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I know perfectly well that he is dead, my child,&rdquo;
+I replied winningly,&mdash;&ldquo;it is his life, his memory that
+I love.&mdash;And once upon a time, long ago, a great man named
+Friedrich Froebel came here to Yverdon and studied with your
+great Pestalozzi.&nbsp; It was he who made kindergartens for
+little children, <i>jardins des enfants</i>, you know.&nbsp; Some
+of your grand-mothers remember Froebel, I think?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Hereupon two of the smaller chits shouted some sort of a
+negation which I did not in the least comprehend, but which from
+large American experience I took to be, &ldquo;My grandmother
+doesn&rsquo;t!&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;My grandmother
+doesn&rsquo;t!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Seeing that the others regarded me favourably, I continued,
+&ldquo;It is because I love Pestalozzi and Froebel, that I came
+here to day to see your beautiful new monument.&nbsp; I have just
+bought a photograph taken on that day last year when it was first
+uncovered.&nbsp; It shows the flags and the decorations, the
+flowers and garlands, and ever so many children standing in the
+sunshine, dressed in white and singing hymns of praise.&nbsp; You
+are all in the picture, I am sure!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This was a happy stroke.&nbsp; The children crowded about me
+and showed me where they were standing in the photograph, what
+they wore on the august occasion, how the bright sun made them
+squint, how a certain <i>malheureuse</i> Henriette couldn&rsquo;t
+go to the festival because she was ill.</p>
+<p>I could understand very little of their magpie chatter, but it
+was a proud moment.&nbsp; Alone, unaided, a stranger in a strange
+land, I had gained the attention of children while speaking in a
+foreign tongue.&nbsp; Oh, if I had only left the door open that
+Salemina might have witnessed this triumph!&nbsp; But hearing
+steps in the distance, I said hastily,
+&ldquo;<i>Asseyez-vous</i>, <i>mes enfants</i>,
+<i>tout-de-suite</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp; My tone was so authoritative
+that they obeyed instantly, and when the teacher entered it was
+as calm as the millennium.</p>
+<p>We rambled through the village for another hour, dined at a
+quaint little inn, gave a last look at the monument, and left for
+Geneva at seven o&rsquo;clock in the pleasant September
+twilight.&nbsp; Arriving a trifle after ten, somewhat weary in
+body and slightly anxious in mind, I followed Salemina into the
+tiny cake-shop across the street from the station.&nbsp; She
+returned the tumbler, and the man, who seemed to consider it an
+unexpected courtesy, thanked us volubly.&nbsp; I held out my hand
+and reminded him timidly of the one franc fifty centimes.</p>
+<p>He inquired what I meant.&nbsp; I explained.&nbsp; He laughed
+scornfully.&nbsp; I remonstrated.&nbsp; He asked me if I thought
+him an imbecile.&nbsp; I answered no, and wished that I knew the
+French for several other terms nearer the truth, but equally
+offensive.&nbsp; Then we retired, having done our part, as good
+Americans, to swell the French revenues, and that was the end of
+our day in Pestalozzi-town; not the end, however, of the lemonade
+glass episode, which was always a favourite story in
+Salemina&rsquo;s repertory.</p>
+<h2><a name="page39"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 39</span>II<br
+/>
+PENELOPE IN VENICE</h2>
+<blockquote><p>This noble citie doth in a manner chalenge this at
+my hands, that I should describe her also as well as the other
+cities I saw in my journey, partly because she gave me most
+louing and kinde entertainment for the sweetest time (I must
+needes confesse) that euer I spent in my life; and partly for
+that she ministered vnto me more variety of remarkable and
+delicious objects than mine eyes euer suruayed in any citie
+before, or euer shall . . . the fairest Lady, yet the richest
+Paragon and Queene of Christendome.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Coryat&rsquo;s Crudities</i>:
+1611</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h3>I</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Venice</span>,
+<i>May</i> 12<br />
+<span class="smcap">Hotel Paolo Anafesto</span>.</p>
+<p>I <span class="smcap">have</span> always wished that I might
+have discovered Venice for myself.&nbsp; In the midst of our mad
+acquisition and frenzied dissemination of knowledge, these latter
+days, we miss how many fresh and exquisite sensations!&nbsp; Had
+I a daughter, I should like to inform her mind on every other
+possible point and keep her in absolute ignorance of
+Venice.&nbsp; Well do I realize that it would be impracticable,
+although no more so, after all, than Rousseau&rsquo;s plan of
+educating &Eacute;mile, which certainly obtained a wide hearing
+and considerable support in its time.&nbsp; No, tempting as it
+would be, it would be difficult to carry out such a theory in
+these days of logic and common sense, and in some moment of
+weakness I might possibly succumb and tell her all about it, for
+fear that some stranger, whom she might meet at a ball, would
+have the pleasure of doing it first.</p>
+<p>The next best woman-person in the world with whom to see
+Venice, barring the lovely non-existent daughter, is
+Salemina.</p>
+<p>It is our first visit, but, alas! we are, nevertheless, much
+better informed than I could wish.&nbsp; Salemina&rsquo;s mind is
+particularly well furnished, but, luckily she cannot always
+remember the point wished for at the precise moment of need; so
+that, taking her all in all, she is nearly as agreeable as if she
+were ignorant.&nbsp; Her knowledge never bulks heavily and
+insistently in the foreground or middle-distance, like that of
+Miss Celia Van Tyck, but remains as it should, in the haze of a
+melting and delicious perspective.&nbsp; She has plenty of
+enthusiasms, too, and Miss Van Tyck has none.&nbsp; Imagine our
+plight at being accidentally linked to that encyclop&aelig;dic
+lady in Italy!&nbsp; She is an old acquaintance of
+Salemina&rsquo;s and joined us in Florence, where she had been
+staying for a month, waiting for her niece Kitty
+Schuyler,&mdash;Kitty Copley now,&mdash;who is in Spain with her
+husband.</p>
+<p>Miss Van Tyck would be endurable in Sheffield, Glasgow, Lyons,
+Genoa, Kansas City, Pompeii, or Pittsburg, but she should never
+have blighted Venice with her presence.&nbsp; She insisted,
+however, on accompanying us, and I can only hope that the climate
+and associations will have a relaxing effect on her habits of
+thought and speech.&nbsp; When she was in Florence, she was so
+busy in &ldquo;reading up&rdquo; Verona and Padua that she had no
+time for the Uffizi Gallery.&nbsp; In Verona and Padua she was
+absorbed in Hare&rsquo;s &ldquo;Venice,&rdquo; vaccinating
+herself, so to speak, with information, that it might not steal
+upon, and infect her, unawares.&nbsp; If there is anything that
+Miss Van abhors, it is knowing a thing without knowing that she
+knows it; while for me, the most charming knowledge is the sort
+that comes by unconscious absorption, like the free grace of
+God.</p>
+<p>We intended to enter Venice in orthodox fashion, by moonlight,
+and began to consult about trains when we were in Milan.&nbsp;
+The porter said that there was only one train between the eight
+and the twelve, and gave me a pamphlet on the subject, but
+Salemina objects to an early start, and Miss Van refuses to
+arrive anywhere after dusk, so it is fortunate that the distances
+are not great.</p>
+<p>They have a curious way of reckoning time in Italy, for I
+found that the train leaving Milan at eight-thirty was scheduled
+to arrive at ten minutes past eighteen.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You could never sit up until then, Miss Van,&rdquo; I
+said; &ldquo;but, on the other hand, if we leave later, to please
+Salemina, say at ten in the morning, we do not arrive until eight
+minutes before twenty-one!&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t the faintest
+idea what time that will really be, but it sounds too late for
+three defenceless women&mdash;all of them unmarried&mdash;to be
+prowling about in a strange city.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It proved on investigation, however, that twenty-one
+o&rsquo;clock is only nine in Christian language (that is,
+one&rsquo;s mother tongue), so we united in choosing that hour as
+being the most romantic possible, and there was a full yellow
+moon as we arrived in the railway station.&nbsp; My heart beat
+high with joy and excitement, for I succeeded in establishing
+Miss Van with Salemina in one gondola, while I took all the
+luggage in another, ridding myself thus cleverly of the
+disenchanting influence of Miss Van&rsquo;s company.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do come with us, Penelope,&rdquo; she said, as we
+issued from the portico of the station and heard, instead of the
+usual cab-drivers&rsquo; pandemonium, only the soft lapping of
+waves against the marble steps&mdash;&ldquo;Do come with us,
+Penelope, and let us enter &lsquo;dangerous and sweet-charmed
+Venice&rsquo; together.&nbsp; It does, indeed, look a
+&lsquo;veritable sea-bird&rsquo;s nest.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She had informed me before, in Milan, that Cassiodorus,
+Theodoric&rsquo;s secretary, had thus styled Venice, but somehow
+her slightest remark is out of key.&nbsp; I can always see it
+printed in small type in a footnote at the bottom of the page,
+and I always wish to skip it, as I do other footnotes, and
+annotations, and marginal notes and addenda.&nbsp; If Miss
+Van&rsquo;s mother had only thought of it, Addenda would have
+been a delightful Christian name for her, and much more
+appropriate than Celia.</p>
+<p>If I should be asked on bended knees, if I should be reminded
+that every intelligent and sympathetic creature brings a pair of
+fresh eyes to the study of the beautiful, if it should be
+affirmed that the new note is as likely to be struck by the
+&rsquo;prentice as by the master hand, if I should be assured
+that my diary would never be read, I should still refuse to write
+my first impressions of Venice.&nbsp; My best successes in life
+have been achieved by knowing what not to do, and I consider it
+the finest common sense to step modestly along in beaten paths,
+not stirring up, even there, any more dust than is
+necessary.&nbsp; If my friends and acquaintances ever go to
+Venice, let them read their Ruskin, their Goethe, their Byron,
+Shelley, and Wordsworth, their Rogers, Gautier, Michelet, their
+Symonds and Howells, not forgetting old &ldquo;Coryat&rsquo;s
+Crudities,&rdquo; and be thankful I spared them mine.</p>
+<p>It was the eve of Ascension Day, and a yellow May moon was
+hanging in the blue.&nbsp; I wished with all my heart that it
+were a little matter of seven or eight hundred years earlier in
+the world&rsquo;s history, for then the people would have been
+keeping vigil and making ready for that nuptial ceremony of
+Ascension-tide when the Doge married Venice to the sea.&nbsp; Why
+can we not make pictures nowadays, as well as paint them?&nbsp;
+We are banishing colour as fast as we can, clothing our
+buildings, our ships, ourselves, in black and white and sober
+hues, and if it were not for dear, gaudy Mother Nature, who never
+puts her palette away, but goes on painting her reds and greens
+and blues and yellows with the same lavish hand, we should have a
+sad and discreet universe indeed.</p>
+<p>But so long as we have more or less stopped making pictures,
+is it not fortunate that the great ones of the olden time have
+been eternally fixed on the pages of the world&rsquo;s history,
+there to glow and charm and burn for ever and a day?&nbsp; To be
+able to recall those scenes of marvellous beauty so vividly that
+one lives through them again in fancy, and reflect, that since we
+have stopped being picturesque and fascinating, we have learned,
+on the whole, to behave much better, is as delightful a trend of
+thought as I can imagine, and it was mine as I floated toward the
+Piazza of San Marco in my gondola.</p>
+<p>I could see the Doge descend the Giant&rsquo;s Stairs, and
+issue from the gate of the Ducal Palace.&nbsp; I could picture
+the great Bucentaur as it reached the open beyond the line of the
+tide.&nbsp; I could see the white-mitred Patriarch walking from
+his convent on the now deserted isle of Sant&rsquo; Elena to the
+shore where his barge lay waiting to join the glittering
+procession.</p>
+<p>And then there floated before my entranced vision the princely
+figure of the Doge taking the Pope-blessed ring, and, advancing
+to the little gallery behind his throne on the Bucentaur, raising
+it high, and dropping it into the sea.&nbsp; I could almost hear
+the faint splash as it sank in the golden waves, and hear, too,
+the sonorous words of the old wedding ceremony:
+&ldquo;<i>Desponsamus te</i>, <i>Mare</i>, <i>in signum veri
+perpetuique dominii</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Then when the shouts of mirth and music had died away and the
+Bucentaur and its train had drifted back into the lagoon, the
+blue sea, new-wedded, slept through the night with the May moon
+on her breast and the silent stars for sentinels.</p>
+<h3>II</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">La
+Giudecca</span>, <i>May</i> 15,<br />
+<span class="smcap">Casa Rosa</span>.</p>
+<p>Not for a moment have we regretted leaving our crowded,
+conventional hotel in Venice proper, for these rooms in a house
+on the Giudecca.&nbsp; The very vision of Miss Celia Van Tyck
+sitting on a balcony surrounded by a group of friends from the
+various Boston suburbs, the vision of Miss Celia Van Tyck melting
+into delicious distance with every movement of our gondola, even
+this was sufficient for Salemina&rsquo;s happiness and mine, had
+it been accompanied by no more tangible joys.</p>
+<p>This island, hardly ten minutes by gondola from the Piazza of
+San Marco, was the summer resort of the Doges, you will remember,
+and there they built their pleasure-houses, with charming gardens
+at the back&mdash;gardens the confines of which stretched to the
+Laguna Viva.&nbsp; Our Casa Rosa is one of the few old
+<i>palazzi</i> left, for many of them have been turned into
+granaries.</p>
+<p>We should never have found this romantic dwelling by
+ourselves; the Little Genius brought us here.&nbsp; The Little
+Genius is Miss Ecks, who draws, and paints, and carves, and
+models in clay, preaching and practising the brotherhood of man
+and the sisterhood of woman in the intervals; Miss Ecks, who is
+the custodian of all the talents and most of the virtues, and the
+invincible foe of sordid common sense and financial
+prosperity.&nbsp; Miss Ecks met us by chance in the Piazza and
+breathlessly explained that she was searching for paying guests
+to be domiciled under the roof of Numero Sessanta,
+Giudecca.&nbsp; She thought we should enjoy living there, or at
+least she did very much, and she had tried it for two years; but
+our enjoyment was not the special point in question.&nbsp; The
+real reason and desire for our immediate removal was that the
+padrona might pay off a vexatious and encumbering mortgage which
+gave great anxiety to everybody concerned, besides interfering
+seriously with her own creative work.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You must come this very day,&rdquo; exclaimed Miss
+Ecks.&nbsp; &ldquo;The Madonna knows that we do not desire
+boarders, but you are amiable and considerate, as well as
+financially sound and kind, and will do admirably.&nbsp; Padrona
+Angela is very unhappy, and I cannot model satisfactorily until
+the house is on a good paying basis and she is putting money in
+the bank toward the payment of the mortgage.&nbsp; You can order
+your own meals, entertain as you like, and live precisely as if
+you were in your own home.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Little Genius is small, but powerful, with a style of
+oratory somewhat illogical, but always convincing at the
+moment.&nbsp; There were a good many trifling objections to our
+leaving Miss Van Tyck and the hotel, but we scarcely remembered
+them until we and our luggage were skimming across the space of
+water that divides Venice from our own island.</p>
+<p>We explored the cool, wide, fragrant spaces of the old
+<i>casa</i>, with its outer walls of faded, broken stucco, all
+harmonized to a pinkish yellow by the suns and winds of the
+bygone centuries.&nbsp; We admired its lofty ceilings, its lovely
+carvings and frescoes, its decrepit but beautiful furniture, and
+then we mounted to the top, where the Little Genius has a sort of
+eagle&rsquo;s eyrie, a floor to herself under the eaves, from the
+windows of which she sees the sunlight glimmering on the blue
+water by day, and the lights of her adored Venice glittering by
+night.&nbsp; The walls are hung with fragments of marble and wax
+and stucco and clay; here a beautiful foot, or hand, or
+dimple-cleft chin; there an exquisitely ornate fa&ccedil;ade, a
+miniature campanile, or a model of some ancient <i>palazzo</i> or
+<i>chiesa</i>.</p>
+<p>The little bedroom off at one side is draped in coarse white
+cotton, and is simple enough for a nun.&nbsp; Not a suggestion
+there of the fripperies of a fine lady&rsquo;s toilet, but, in
+their stead, heads of cherubs, wings of angels, slender
+bell-towers, friezes of acanthus leaves,&mdash;beauty of line and
+form everywhere, and not a hint of colour save in the riotous
+bunches of poppies and oleanders that lie on the broad
+window-seats or stand upright in great blue jars.</p>
+<p>Here the Little Genius lives, like the hermit crab that she
+calls herself; here she dwells apart from kith and kin, her mind
+and heart and miracle-working hands taken captive by the charms
+of the siren city of the world.</p>
+<p>When we had explored Casa Rosa from turret to foundation stone
+we went into the garden at the rear of the house&mdash;a garden
+of flowers and grape-vines, of vegetables and fruit-trees, of
+birds and bee-hives, a full acre of sweet summer sounds and
+odours, stretching to the lagoon, which sparkled and shimmered
+under the blue Italian skies.&nbsp; The garden completed our
+subjugation, and here we stay until we are removed by force, or
+until the padrona&rsquo;s mortgage is paid unto the last penny,
+when I feel that the Little Genius will hang a banner on the
+outer ramparts, a banner bearing the relentless inscription:
+&ldquo;No paying guests allowed on these premises until further
+notice.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Our domestics are unique and interesting.&nbsp; Rosalia, the
+cook, is a graceful person with brown eyes, wavy hair, and long
+lashes, and when she is coaxing her charcoal fire with a
+primitive fan of cock&rsquo;s feathers, her cheeks as pink as
+oleanders, the Little Genius leads us to the kitchen door and
+bids us gaze at her beauty.&nbsp; We are suitably enthralled at
+the moment, but we suffer an inevitable reaction when the meal is
+served, and sometimes long for a plain cook.</p>
+<p>Peppina is the second maid, and as arrant a coquette as lives
+in all Italy.&nbsp; Her picture has been painted on more than one
+fisherman&rsquo;s sail, for it is rumoured that she has been six
+times betrothed and she is still under twenty.&nbsp; The
+unscrupulous little flirt rids herself of her suitors, after they
+become a weariness to her, by any means, fair or foul, and her
+capricious affections are seldom good for more than three
+months.&nbsp; Her own loves have no deep roots, but she seems to
+have the power of arousing in others furious jealousy and rage
+and a very delirium of pleasure.&nbsp; She remains light, gay,
+joyous, unconcerned, but she shakes her lovers as the Venetian
+thunderstorms shake the lagoons.&nbsp; Not long ago she tired of
+her chosen swain, Beppo the gardener, and one morning the
+padrona&rsquo;s ducks were found dead.&nbsp; Peppina, her eyes
+dewy with crocodile tears, told the padrona that although the
+suspicion almost rent her faithful heart in twain, she must needs
+think Beppo the culprit.&nbsp; The local detective, or police
+officer, came and searched the unfortunate Beppo&rsquo;s humble
+room, and found no incriminating poison, but did discover a pound
+or two of contraband tobacco, whereupon he was marched off to
+court, fined eighty francs, and jilted by his perfidious
+lady-love, who speedily transferred her affections.&nbsp; If she
+had been born in the right class and the right century, Peppina
+would have made an admirable and brilliant Borgia.</p>
+<p>Beppo sent a stinging reproof in verse to Peppina by the new
+gardener, and the Little Genius read it to us, to show the poetic
+instinct of the discarded lover, and how well he had selected his
+rebuke from the store of popular verses known to gondoliers and
+fishermen of Venice:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<i>No te fidar de l&rsquo; albaro che
+piega</i>,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Ne de la dona quando la te giura</i>.<br />
+<i>La te impromete</i>, <i>e po la te denega</i>;<br />
+<i>No te fidar de l&rsquo; albaro che piega</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>(&ldquo;Trust not the mast that bends.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Trust not a woman&rsquo;s oath;<br />
+She&rsquo;ll swear to you, and there it ends,<br />
+Trust not the mast that bends.&rdquo;)</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Beppo, Salemina, and I were talking together one
+morning,&mdash;just a casual meeting in the street,&mdash;when
+Peppina passed us.&nbsp; She had a market-basket in each hand,
+and was in her gayest attire, a fresh crimson rose between her
+teeth being the last and most fetching touch to her toilet.&nbsp;
+She gave a dainty shrug of her shoulders as she glanced at
+Beppo&rsquo;s hanging head and hungry eye, and then with a light
+laugh hummed, &ldquo;Trust not the mast that bends,&rdquo; the
+first line of the poem that Beppo had sent her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is better to let her go,&rdquo; I said to him
+consolingly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Si</i>, <i>madama</i>; but&rdquo;&mdash;with a
+profound sigh&mdash;&ldquo;she is very pretty.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So she is, and although my idea of the fitness of things is
+somewhat unsettled when Peppina serves our dinner wearing a yoke
+and sleeves of coarse lace with her blue cotton gown, and a bunch
+of scarlet poppies in her hair, I can do nothing in the way of
+discipline because Salemina approves of her as part of the
+picture.&nbsp; Instead of trying to develop some moral sense in
+the little creature, Salemina asked her to alternate roses and
+oleanders with poppies in her hair, and gave her a coral comb and
+ear-rings on her birthday.&nbsp; Thus does a warm climate
+undermine the strict virtue engendered by Boston east winds.</p>
+<p>Francesco&mdash;Cecco for short&mdash;is general assistant in
+the kitchen, and a good gondolier to boot.&nbsp; When our little
+family is increased by more than three guests at dinner, Cecco is
+pressed into dining-room service, and becomes under-butler to
+Peppina.&nbsp; Here he is not at ease.&nbsp; He scrubs his tanned
+face until it shines like San Domingo mahogany, brushes his black
+hair until the gloss resembles a varnish, and dons coarse white
+cotton gloves to conceal his work-stained hands and give an air
+of fashion and elegance to the banquet.&nbsp; His embarrassment
+is equalled only by his earnestness and devotion to the dreaded
+task.&nbsp; Our American guests do not care what we have upon our
+bill of fare when they can steal a glance at the intensely
+dramatic and impassioned Cecco taking Pina into a corner of the
+dining-room and, seizing her hand, despairingly endeavour to find
+out his next duty.&nbsp; Then, with incredibly stiff back, he
+extends his right hand to the guest, as if the proffered plate
+held a scorpion instead of a tidbit.&nbsp; There is an extra
+butler to be obtained when the function is a sufficiently grand
+one to warrant the expense, but as he wears carpet slippers and
+Pina flirts with him from soup to fruit, we find ourselves no
+better served on the whole, and prefer Cecco, since he transforms
+an ordinary meal into a beguiling comedy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What does it matter, after all?&rdquo; asks
+Salemina.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is not life we are living, for the
+moment, but an act of light opera, with the scenes all
+beautifully painted, the music charming and melodious, the
+costumes gay and picturesque.&nbsp; We are occupying
+exceptionally good seats, and we have no responsibility whatever:
+we left it in Boston, where it is probably rolling itself larger
+and larger, like a snowball; but who cares?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who cares, indeed?&rdquo; I echo.&nbsp; We are here not
+to form our characters or to improve our minds, but to let them
+relax; and when we see anything which opposses the Byronic ideal
+of Venice (the use of the concertina as the national instrument
+having this tendency), we deliberately close our eyes to
+it.&nbsp; I have a proper regard for truth in matters of fact
+like statistics.&nbsp; I want to know the exact population of a
+town, the precise total of children of school age, the number of
+acres in the Yellowstone Park, and the amount of wheat exported
+in 1862; but when it comes to things touching my imagination I
+resent the intrusion of some laboriously excavated truth, after
+my point of view is all nicely settled, and my saints, heroes,
+and martyrs are all comfortably and picturesquely arranged in
+their respective niches or on their proper pedestals.</p>
+<p>When the Man of Fact demolishes some pretty fallacy like
+William Tell and the apple, he should be required to substitute
+something equally delightful and more authentic.&nbsp; But he
+never does.&nbsp; He is a useful but uninteresting creature, the
+Man of Fact, and for a travelling companion or a neighbour at
+dinner give me the Man of Fancy, even if he has not a grain of
+exact knowledge concealed about his person.&nbsp; It seems to me
+highly important that the foundations of Glasgow, Birmingham,
+Manchester, or Spokane Falls should be rooted in certainty; but
+Verona, Padua, and Venice&mdash;well, in my opinion, they should
+be rooted in Byron and Ruskin and Shakespeare.</p>
+<h3>III</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Casa
+Rosa</span>, <i>May</i> 18.</p>
+<p>Such a fanfare of bells as greeted our ears on the morning of
+our first awakening in Casa Rosa!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Rise at once and dress quickly, Salemina!&rdquo; I
+said.&nbsp; &ldquo;Either an heir has been born to the throne, or
+a foreign Crown Prince has come to visit Venice, or perhaps a
+Papal Bull is loose in the Piazza San Marco.&nbsp; Whatever it
+is, we must not miss it, as I am keeping a diary.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But Peppina entered with a jug of hot water, and assured us
+that there were no more bells than usual; so we lay drowsily in
+our comfortable little beds, gazing at the frescoes on the
+ceiling.</p>
+<p>One difficulty about the faithful study of Italian frescoes is
+that they can never be properly viewed unless one is extended at
+full-length on the flat of one&rsquo;s honourable back (as they
+might say in Japan), a position not suitable in a public
+building.</p>
+<p>The fresco on my bedroom ceiling is made mysteriously
+attractive by a wilderness of mythologic animals and a crowd of
+cherubic heads, wings and legs, on a background of clouds; the
+mystery being that the number of cherubic heads does not
+correspond with the number of extremities, one or two cherubs
+being a wing or a leg short.&nbsp; Whatever may be their
+limitations in this respect, the old painters never denied their
+cherubs cheek, the amount of adipose tissue uniformly provided in
+that quarter being calculated to awake envy and jealousy on the
+part of the predigested-food-babies pictured in the American
+magazine advertisements.</p>
+<p>Padrona Angela furnishes no official key to the
+ceiling-paintings of Casa Rosa; and yesterday, during the
+afternoon call of four pretty American girls, they asked and
+obtained our permission to lie upon the marble floor and compete
+for a prize to be given to the person who should offer the
+cleverest interpretation of the symbolisms in the frescoes.&nbsp;
+It may be stated that the entire difference of opinion proved
+that mythologic art is apt to be misunderstood.&nbsp; After
+deciding in the early morning what our bedroom ceiling is
+intended to represent (a decision made and unmade every day since
+our arrival), Salemina and I make a leisurely toilet and then
+seat ourselves at one of the open windows for breakfast.</p>
+<p>The window itself looks on the Doge&rsquo;s Palace and the
+Campanile, St. Theodore and the Lion of St. Mark&rsquo;s being
+visible through a maze of fishing-boats and sails, some of these
+artistically patched in white and yellow blocks, or orange and
+white stripes, while others of grey have smoke-coloured figures
+in the tops and corners.</p>
+<p>Sometimes the broad stone-flagging pavement bordering the
+canal is busy with people: gondoliers, boys with nets for
+crab-catching, &rsquo;longshoremen, and <i>facchini</i>.&nbsp;
+This is when ships are loading or unloading, but at other times
+we look upon a tranquil scene.</p>
+<p>Peppina brings in <i>dell&rsquo; acqua bollente</i>, and I
+make the coffee in the little copper coffee-pot we bought in
+Paris, while Salemina heats the milk over the alcohol-lamp, which
+is the most precious treasure in her possession.</p>
+<p>The butter and eggs are brought every morning before
+breakfast, and nothing is more delicious than our freshly churned
+pat of solidified cream, without salt, which is sweeter than
+honey in the comb.&nbsp; The cows are milked at dawn on the
+campagna, and the milk is brought into Venice in large
+cans.&nbsp; In the early morning, when the light is beginning to
+steal through the shutters, one hears the tinkling of a
+mule&rsquo;s bell and the rattling of the milk-cans, and, if one
+runs to the window, may see the <i>contadini</i>, looking, in
+their sheepskin trousers, like brethren of John the Baptist,
+driving through the streets and delivering the milk at the
+<i>vaccari</i>.&nbsp; It is then heated, the cream raised and
+churned, and the pats of butter, daintily set on green leaves,
+delivered for a seven-o&rsquo;clock breakfast.</p>
+<p>Finally <i>la colazione</i> is spread on our table by the
+window.&nbsp; A neat white cloth covers it, and we have
+gold-rimmed plates and cups of delicate china.&nbsp; There is a
+pot of honey, an egg <i>&agrave; la coque</i> for each, a plate
+of brown and white bread, on some days a dish of scarlet cherries
+on a bed of green, on others a mound of luscious berries in their
+frills; sometimes, too, we have a bowl of tiny wild strawberries
+that seem to have grown with their faces close pressed to the
+flowers, so sweet and fragrant are they.</p>
+<p>This <i>al fresco</i> morning meal makes a delicious prelude
+to our comfortable <i>d&eacute;jeuner &agrave; la fourchette</i>
+at one o&rsquo;clock, when the Little Genius, if not absorbed in
+some unusually exacting piece of work, joins us and gives zest to
+the repast.&nbsp; Her own breakfast, she explains, is a
+<i>d&eacute;jeuner &agrave; la</i> thumb, the sort enjoyed by the
+peasant who carves a bit of bread and cheese in his hand, and she
+promises us a sight, some leisure day, of a certain
+<i>d&eacute;jeuner &agrave; la</i> toothpick celebrated for the
+moment among the artists.&nbsp; A mysterious painter, shabby, but
+of a certain elegance and distinction even in his poverty, comes
+daily at noon into a well-known restaurant.&nbsp; He buys for
+five sous a glass of chianti, a roll for one sou, and with
+stately grace bestows another sou upon the waiter who serves
+him.&nbsp; These preparations made, he breaks the roll in small
+bits, and poising them delicately on the point of a wooden
+toothpick, he dips them in wine before eating them.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This may be a frugal repast,&rdquo; he has an air of
+saying, &ldquo;but it is at least refined, and no man would dare
+insult me by asking me whether or not I leave the table
+satisfied.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3>IV</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Casa
+Rosa</span>, <i>May</i> 20.</p>
+<p>One of the pleasantest sights to be noted from our windows at
+breakfast time is Angelo making ready our private gondola for the
+day.&nbsp; Angelo himself is not attractive to the eye by reason
+of the silliest possible hat for a man of forty-five whose hair
+is slightly grey.&nbsp; It is a white straw sailor, with a
+turned-up brim, a blue ribbon encircling the crown, and a white
+elastic under the chin; such a hat as you would expect to see
+crowning the flaxen curls of mother&rsquo;s darling boy of
+four.</p>
+<p>I love to look at the gondola, with its solemn caracoling like
+that of a possible water-horse, of which the arched neck is the
+graceful <i>ferro</i>.&nbsp; This is a strange, weird, beautiful
+thing when the black gondola sways a little from side to side in
+the moonlight.&nbsp; Angelo keeps ours polished so that it shines
+like silver in the morning sun, and he has an exquisite
+conscientiousness in rubbing every trace of brass about his
+precious craft.&nbsp; He has a little box under the prow full of
+bottles and brushes and rags.&nbsp; The cushions are laid on the
+bank of the canal; the pieces of carpet are taken out, shaken,
+and brushed, and the narrow strips are laid over the curved wood
+ends of the gondola to keep the sun from cracking them.&nbsp; The
+<i>felze</i>, or cabin, is freed of all dust, the tiny
+four-legged stools and the carved chair are wiped off, and
+occasionally a thin coat of black paint is needed here and there,
+and a touching-up of the gold lines which relieve the
+sombreness.&nbsp; The last thing to be done is to polish the
+vases and run back into the garden for nosegays, and when these
+are disposed in their niches on each side of the <i>felze</i>,
+Angelo waves his infantile hat gaily to us at the window, and
+smiles his readiness to be off.</p>
+<p>On other mornings we watch the loading and unloading of
+grain.&nbsp; There are many small boats always in view, their
+orange sails patched with all sorts of emblems and designs in a
+still deeper colour, and day before yesterday a large ship
+appeared at our windows and attached itself to our very
+doorsteps, much to the wrath of Salemina, who finds the poetry of
+existence much disturbed under the new conditions.&nbsp; All is
+life and motion now.&nbsp; The men are stripped naked to the
+waist, with bright handkerchiefs on their heads, and, in many
+cases, others tied over their mouths.&nbsp; Each has a thick wisp
+of short twine strings tucked into his waistband.&nbsp; The bags
+are weighed by one, who takes out or puts in a shovelful of
+grain, as the case may be.&nbsp; Then the carrier ties up his bag
+with one of the twine strings, two other men lift it to his
+shoulder, while a boy removes a pierced piece of copper from a
+long wire and gives it to him, this copper being handed in turn
+to still another man, who apparently keeps the account.&nbsp;
+This not uninteresting, indeed, but sordid and monotonous
+operation began before eight yesterday morning and even earlier
+to-day, obliging Salemina to decline strawberries and eat her
+breakfast with her back to the window.</p>
+<p>This afternoon at four the injured lady departed on a tour in
+Miss Palett&rsquo;s gondola.&nbsp; Miss Palett is a
+water-colourist who has lived in Venice for five years and speaks
+the language &ldquo;like a native.&rdquo;&nbsp; (You are familiar
+with the phrase, and perhaps familiar, too, with the native like
+whom they speak.)</p>
+<p>Returning after tea, Salemina was observed to radiate a kind
+of subdued triumph, which proved on investigation to be due to
+the fact that she had met the <i>comandante</i> of the offending
+ship and that he had gallantly promised to remove it without
+delay.&nbsp; I cannot help feeling that the proper time for
+departure had come; but this destroys the story and robs the
+<i>comandante</i> of his reputation for chivalry.</p>
+<p>As Miss Palett&rsquo;s gondola neared the grain-ship,
+Salemina, it seems, spied the commanding officer pacing the
+deck.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;See,&rdquo; she said to her companion, &ldquo;there is
+a gang-plank from the side of the ship to that small
+flat-boat.&nbsp; We could perfectly well step from our gondola to
+the flat-boat and then go up and ask politely if we may be
+allowed to examine the interesting grain-ship.&nbsp; While you
+are interviewing the first officer about the foreign countries he
+has seen, I will ask the <i>comandante</i> if he will kindly tie
+his boat a little farther down on the island.&nbsp; No, that
+won&rsquo;t do, for he may not speak English; we should have an
+awkward scene, and I should defeat my own purposes.&nbsp; You are
+so fluent in Italian, suppose you call upon him with my card and
+let me stay in the gondola.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What shall I say to the man?&rdquo; objected Miss
+Palett.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, there&rsquo;s plenty to say,&rdquo; returned
+Salemina.&nbsp; &ldquo;Tell him that Penelope and I came over
+from the hotel on the Grand Canal only that we might have perfect
+quiet.&nbsp; Tell him that if I had not unpacked my largest
+trunk, I should not stay an instant longer.&nbsp; Tell him that
+his great, bulky ship ruins the view; that it hides the most
+beautiful church and part of the Doge&rsquo;s Palace.&nbsp; Tell
+him that I might as well have stayed at home and built a cottage
+on the dock in Boston Harbour.&nbsp; Tell him that his
+steam-whistles, his anchor-droppings, and his constant loadings
+or unloadings give us headache.&nbsp; Tell him that seven or
+eight of his sailormen brought clean garments and scrubbing
+brushes and took their bath at our front entrance.&nbsp; Tell him
+that one of them, almost absolutely nude, instead of running away
+to put on more clothing, offered me his arm to assist me into the
+gondola.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Miss Palett demurred at the subject-matter of some of these
+remarks, and affirmed that she could not translate others into
+proper Italian.&nbsp; She therefore proposed that Salemina should
+write a few dignified protests on her visiting-card, and her own
+part would be to instruct the man in the flat-boat to deliver it
+at once to his superior officer.&nbsp; The <i>comandante</i>
+spoke no English,&mdash;of that fact the sailorman in the
+flat-boat was certain,&mdash;but as the gondola moved away, the
+ladies could see the great man pondering over the little piece of
+pasteboard, and it was plain that he was impressed.&nbsp; Herein
+lies perhaps a seed of truth.&nbsp; The really great thing
+triumphs over all obstacles, and reaches the common mind and
+heart in some way, delivering its message we know not how.</p>
+<p>Salemina&rsquo;s card teemed with interesting information, at
+least to the initiated.&nbsp; Her surname was in itself a
+passport into the best society.&nbsp; To be an X&mdash; was
+enough of itself, but her Christian name was one peculiar to the
+most aristocratic and influential branch of the X&mdash;s.&nbsp;
+Her mother&rsquo;s maiden name, engraved at full length in the
+middle, established the fact that Mr. X&mdash; had not married
+beneath him, but that she was the child of unblemished lineage on
+both sides.&nbsp; Her place of residence was the only one
+possible to the possessor of three such names, and as if these
+advantages were not enough, the street and number proved that
+Salemina&rsquo;s family undoubtedly possessed wealth; for the
+small numbers, and especially the odd numbers, on that particular
+street, could be flaunted only by people of fortune.</p>
+<p>You have now all the facts in your possession, and I can only
+add that the ship weighed anchor at twilight, so Salemina again
+gazed upon the Doge&rsquo;s Palace and slept tranquilly.</p>
+<h3>V</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Casa
+Rosa</span>, <i>May</i> 22</p>
+<p>I am like the schoolgirl who wrote home from Venice: &ldquo;I
+am sitting on the edge of the Grand Canal drinking it all in, and
+life never seemed half so full before.&rdquo;&nbsp; Was ever the
+city so beautiful as last night on the arrival of foreign
+royalty?&nbsp; It was a memorable display and unique in its
+peculiar beauty.&nbsp; The palaces that line the canal were
+bright with flags; windows and water-steps were thronged, the
+broad centre of the stream was left empty.&nbsp; Presently, round
+the bend below the Rialto, swept into view a double line of
+gondolas&mdash;long, low, gleaming with every hue of brilliant
+colour, most of them with ten, some with twelve, gondoliers in
+resplendent liveries, red, blue, green, white, orange, all
+bending over their oars with the precision of machinery and the
+grace of absolute mastery of their craft.&nbsp; In the middle,
+between two lines, came one small and beautifully modelled
+gondola, rowed by four men in red and black, while on the white
+silk cushions in the stern sat the Prince and Princess.&nbsp;
+There was no splash of oar or rattle of rowlock; swiftly,
+silently, with an air of stately power and pride, the lovely
+pageant came, passed, and disappeared under the shining evening
+sky and the gathering shadows of &ldquo;the dim, rich
+city.&rdquo;&nbsp; I never saw, or expect to see, anything of its
+kind so beautiful.</p>
+<p>I stay for hours in the gondola, writing my letters or
+watching the thousand and one sights of the streets, for I often
+allow Salemina and the Little Genius to tread their way through
+the highways and byways of Venice while I stay behind and observe
+life from beneath the grateful shade of the black
+<i>felze</i>.</p>
+<p>The women crossing the many little bridges look like the
+characters in light opera; the young girls, with their hair
+bobbed in a round coil, are sometimes bareheaded and sometimes
+have a lace scarf over their dark, curly locks.&nbsp; A little
+fan is often in their hands, and one remarks the graceful way in
+which the crepe shawl rests upon the women&rsquo;s shoulders,
+remembering that it is supposed to take generations to learn to
+wear a shawl or wield a fan.</p>
+<p>My favourite waiting-place is near the Via del Paradiso, just
+where some scarlet pomegranate blossoms hang out over the old
+brick walls by the canal-side, and where one splendid acanthus
+reminds me that its leaves inspired some of the most beautiful
+architecture in the world; where, too, the ceaseless chatter of
+the small boys cleaning crabs with scrubbing-brushes gives my ear
+a much-needed familiarity with the language.</p>
+<p>Now a girl with a red parasol crosses the Ponte del Paradiso,
+making a brilliant silhouette against the blue sky.&nbsp; She
+stops to prattle with the man at the bell-shop just at the corner
+of the little <i>calle</i>.&nbsp; There are beautiful bells
+standing in rows in the window, one having a border of finely
+traced crabs and sea-horses at the base; another has a top like a
+Doge&rsquo;s cap, while the body of another has a delicately
+wrought tracery, as if a fish-net had been thrown over it.</p>
+<p>Sometimes the children crowd about me as the pigeons in the
+Piazza San Marco struggle for the corn flung to them by the
+tourists.&nbsp; If there are only three or four, I sometimes
+compromise with my conscience and give them something.&nbsp; If
+one gets a lira put into small coppers, one can give them a
+couple of <i>centesimi</i> apiece without feeling that one is
+pauperizing them, but that one is fostering the begging habit in
+young Italy is a more difficult sin to face.</p>
+<p>To-day when the boys took off the tattered hats from their
+bonny little heads, all black waves and riotous curls, and with
+disarming dimples and sparkling eyes presented them to me for
+alms, I looked at them with smiling admiration, thinking how like
+Raphael&rsquo;s cherubs they were, and then said in my best
+Italian: &ldquo;Oh, yes, I see them; they are indeed most
+beautiful hats.&nbsp; I thank you for showing them to me, and I
+am pleased to see you courteously take them off to a
+lady.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This American pleasantry was passed from mouth to mouth
+gleefully, and so truly enjoyed that they seemed to forget they
+had been denied.&nbsp; They ran, still laughing and chattering,
+to the wood-carver&rsquo;s shop near-by and told him the story,
+or so I judged, for he came to his window and smiled benignly
+upon me as I sat in the gondola with my writing-pad on my
+knees.&nbsp; I was pleased at the friendly glance, for he is the
+hero of a pretty little romance, and I long to make his
+acquaintance.</p>
+<p>It seems that, some years ago, the Queen, with one
+lady-in-waiting in attendance, came to his shop quite early in
+the morning.&nbsp; Both were plainly dressed in cotton gowns, and
+neither made any pretensions.&nbsp; He was carving something that
+could not be dropped, a cherub&rsquo;s face that had to be
+finished while his thought of it was fresh.&nbsp; Hurriedly
+asking pardon, he continued his work, and at end of an hour
+raised his eyes, breathless and apologetic, to look at his
+visitors.&nbsp; The taller lady had a familiar appearance.&nbsp;
+He gazed steadily, and then, to his surprise and embarrassment,
+recognized the Queen.&nbsp; Far from being offended, she
+respected his devotion to his art, and before she left the shop
+she gave him a commission for a royal staircase.&nbsp; I am going
+to ask the Little Genius to take me to see his work, but, alas!
+there will be an unsurmountable barrier between us, for I cannot
+utter in my new Italian anything but the most commonplace and
+conventional statements.</p>
+<h3>VI</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Casa
+Rosa</span>, <i>May</i> 28.</p>
+<p>Oh, this misery of being dumb, incoherent, unintelligible,
+foolish, inarticulate in a foreign land, for lack of words!&nbsp;
+It is unwise, I fear, to have at the outset too high an ideal
+either in grammar or accent.&nbsp; As our gondola passed one of
+the hotels this afternoon, we paused long enough to hear an
+intrepid lady converse with an Italian who carried a mandolin and
+had apparently come to give a music lesson to her husband.&nbsp;
+She seemed to be from the Middle West of America, but I am not
+disposed to insist upon this point, nor to make any particular
+State in the Union blush for her crudities of speech.&nbsp; She
+translated immediately everything that she said into her own
+tongue, as if the hearer might, between French and English,
+possibly understand something.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Elle nay pars easy</i>&mdash;he ain&rsquo;t
+here,&rdquo; she remarked, oblivious of gender.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;<i>Elle retoorneray ah seas oors et
+dammi</i>&mdash;he&rsquo;ll be back sure by half-past six.&nbsp;
+<i>Bone swar</i>, I should say <i>Bony
+naughty</i>&mdash;Good-night to you, and I won&rsquo;t let him
+forget to show up to-morrer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This was neither so ingenious nor so felicitous as the
+language-expedient of the man who wished to leave some luggage at
+a railway station in Rome, and knowing nothing of any foreign
+tongue but a few Latin phrases, mostly of an obituary character,
+pointed several times to his effects, saying,
+&ldquo;<i>Requiescat in pace</i>,&rdquo; and then, pointing again
+to himself, uttered the one pregnant word
+&ldquo;<i>Resurgam</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; This at any rate had the
+merit of tickling his own sense of humour, if it availed nothing
+with the railway porters, and if any one remarks that he has read
+the tale in some ancient &ldquo;Farmers&rsquo; Almanack,&rdquo; I
+shall only retort that it is still worth repeating.</p>
+<p>My little red book on the &ldquo;Study of Italian Made Easy
+for the Traveller&rdquo; is always in my pocket, but it is
+extraordinary how little use it is to me.&nbsp; The critics need
+not assert that individuality is dying out in the human race and
+that we are all more or less alike.&nbsp; If we were, we should
+find our daily practical wants met by such little books.&nbsp;
+Mine gives me a sentence requesting the laundress to return the
+clothes three days hence, at midnight, at cock-crow, or at the
+full of the moon, but nowhere can the new arrival find the phrase
+for the next night or the day after to-morrow.&nbsp; The book
+implores the washerwoman to use plenty of starch, but the new
+arrival wishes scarcely any, or only the frills dipped.</p>
+<p>Before going to the dressmaker&rsquo;s yesterday, I spent five
+minutes learning the Italian for the expression &ldquo;This
+blouse bags; it sits in wrinkles between the
+shoulders.&rdquo;&nbsp; As this was the only criticism given in
+the little book, I imagined that Italian dressmakers erred in
+this special direction.&nbsp; What was my discomfiture to find
+that my blouse was much too small and refused to meet.&nbsp; I
+could only use gestures for the dressmaker&rsquo;s enlightenment,
+but in order not to waste my recently gained knowledge, I tried
+to tell a melodramatic tale of a friend of mine whose blouse
+bagged and sat in wrinkles between the shoulders.&nbsp; It was
+not successful, because I was obliged to substitute the past for
+the present tense of the verb.</p>
+<p>Somebody says that if we learn the irregular verbs of a
+language first, all will be well.&nbsp; I think by the use of
+considerable mental agility one can generally avoid them
+altogether, although it materially reduces one&rsquo;s
+vocabulary; but at all events there is no way of learning them
+thoroughly save by marrying a native.&nbsp; A native,
+particularly after marriage, uses the irregular verbs with great
+freedom, and one acquires a familiarity with them never gained in
+the formal instruction of a teacher.&nbsp; This method of
+education may be considered radical, and in cases where one is
+already married, illegal and bigamous, but on the whole it is not
+attended with any more difficulty than the immersing of
+one&rsquo;s self in a study day after day and month after month
+learning the irregular verbs from a grammar.</p>
+<p>My rule in studying a language is to seize upon some salient
+point, or one generally overlooked by foreigners, or some very
+subtle one known only to the scholar, and devote myself to its
+mastery.&nbsp; A little knowledge here blinds the hearer to much
+ignorance elsewhere.&nbsp; In Italian, for example, the polite
+way of addressing one&rsquo;s equal is to speak in the third
+person singular, using <i>Ella</i> (she) as the pronoun.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;<i>Come sta Ella</i>?&rdquo;&nbsp; (How are you? but
+literally &ldquo;How is she?&rdquo;)</p>
+<p>I pay great attention to this detail, and make opportunities
+to meet our <i>padrona</i> on the staircase and say &ldquo;How is
+she?&rdquo; to her.&nbsp; I can never escape the feeling that I
+am inquiring for the health of an absent person; moreover, I
+could not understand her symptoms if she should recount them, and
+I have no language in which to describe my own symptoms, which,
+so far as I have observed, is the only reason we ever ask anybody
+else how he feels.</p>
+<p>To remember on the instant whether one is addressing equals,
+superiors, or inferiors, and to marshal hastily the proper
+pronoun, adds a new terror to conversation, so that I find myself
+constantly searching my memory to decide whether it shall be:</p>
+<p><i>Scusate</i> or <i>Scusi</i>, <i>Avanti</i> or <i>Passi</i>,
+<i>A rivederci</i> or <i>Addio</i>, <i>Che cosa dite</i>? or
+<i>Che coma dice</i>?&nbsp; <i>Quanto domandate</i>? or <i>Quanto
+domanda</i>?&nbsp; <i>Dove andate</i>? or <i>Dove va</i>?&nbsp;
+<i>Come vi chiamate</i>? or <i>Come si chiama</i>? and so forth
+and so forth until one&rsquo;s mind seems to be arranged in
+tabulated columns, with special N.B.&rsquo;s to use the
+infinitive in talking to the gondolier.</p>
+<p>Finding the hours of time rather puzzling as recorded in the
+&ldquo;Study of Italian Made Easy,&rdquo; I devoted twenty-four
+hours to learning how to say the time from one o&rsquo;clock at
+noon to midnight, or thirteen to twenty-three
+o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; My soul revolted at the task, for a foreign
+tongue abounds in these malicious little refinements of speech,
+invented, I suppose, to prevent strangers from making too free
+with it on short acquaintance.&nbsp; I found later on that my
+labour had been useless, and that evidently the Italians
+themselves have no longer the leisure for these little
+eccentricities of language and suffer them to pass from common
+use.&nbsp; If the Latin races would only meet in convention and
+agree to bestow the comfortable neuter gender on inanimate
+objects and commodities, how popular they might make themselves
+with the English-speaking nations; but having begun to
+&ldquo;enrich&rdquo; their language, and make it more
+&ldquo;subtle&rdquo; by these perplexities, centuries ago, they
+will no doubt continue them until the end of time.</p>
+<p>If one has been a devoted patron of the opera or student of
+music, one has an Italian vocabulary to begin with.&nbsp; This,
+if accompanied by the proper gestures (for it is vain to speak
+without liberal movements, of the hands, shoulders, and
+eyebrows), this, I maintain, will deceive all the
+English-speaking persons who may be seated near your table in a
+foreign caf&eacute;.</p>
+<p>The very first evening after our arrival, Jack Copley asked
+Salemina and me to dine with him at the best restaurant in
+Venice.&nbsp; Jack Copley is a well of nonsense undefiled, and
+he, like ourselves, had been in Italy only a few hours.&nbsp; He
+called for us in his gondola, and in the row across from the
+Giudecca we amused ourselves by calling to mind the various
+Italian words or phrases with which we were familiar.&nbsp; They
+were mostly titles of arias or songs, but Jack insisted,
+notwithstanding Salemina&rsquo;s protestations, that, properly
+interlarded with names of famous Italians, he could maintain a
+brilliant conversation with me at table, to the envy and
+amazement of our neighbours.&nbsp; The following paragraph, then,
+was our stock in trade, and Jack&rsquo;s volubility and ingenuity
+in its use kept Salemina quite helpless with laughter:&mdash;</p>
+<p><i>Guarda che bianca luna</i>&mdash;<i>Il tempo
+passato</i>&mdash;<i>Lascia ch&rsquo; io
+pianga</i>&mdash;<i>Dolce far niente</i>&mdash;<i>Batti batti nel
+Masetto</i>&mdash;<i>Da
+capo</i>&mdash;<i>Ritardando</i>&mdash;<i>Andante</i>&mdash;<i>Piano</i>&mdash;<i>Adagio</i>&mdash;<i>Spaghetti</i>&mdash;<i>Macaroni</i>&mdash;<i>Polenta</i>&mdash;<i>Non
+&egrave; ver</i>&mdash;<i>Ah, non giunge</i>&mdash;<i>Si la
+stanchezza</i>&mdash;<i>Bravo</i>&mdash;<i>Lento</i>&mdash;<i>Presto</i>&mdash;<i>Scherzo</i>&mdash;<i>Dormi
+pura</i>&mdash;<i>La ci darem la mano</i>&mdash;<i>Celeste
+A&iuml;da</i>&mdash;<i>Spirito gentil</i>&mdash;<i>Voi che
+sapete</i>&mdash;<i>Crispino e la
+Comare</i>&mdash;<i>Piet&agrave;,
+Signore</i>&mdash;<i>Tintoretto</i>&mdash;<i>Boccaccio</i>&mdash;<i>Garibaldi</i>&mdash;<i>Mazzini</i>&mdash;<i>Beatrice
+Cenci</i>&mdash;<i>Gordigiani</i>&mdash;<i>Santa
+Lucia</i>&mdash;<i>Il mio
+tesoro</i>&mdash;<i>Margherita</i>&mdash;<i>Umberto</i>&mdash;<i>Vittoria
+Colonna</i>&mdash;<i>Tutti
+frutti</i>&mdash;<i>Botticelli</i>&mdash;<i>Una furtiva
+lagrima</i>.</p>
+<p>No one who has not the privilege of Jack Copley&rsquo;s
+acquaintance could believe with what effect he used these
+unrelated words and sentences.&nbsp; I could only assist, and
+lead him to ever higher flights of fancy.</p>
+<p>We perceive with pleasure that our mother tongue presents
+equal difficulties to Italian manufacturers and men of
+affairs.&nbsp; The so-called mineral water we use at table is
+specially still and dead, and we think it may have been compared
+to its disadvantage with other more sparkling beverages, since
+every bottle bears a printed label announcing, &ldquo;To Distrust
+of the mineral waters too foaming, since that they do invariable
+spread the Stomach.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We learn also by studying another bottle that &ldquo;The
+Wermouth is a white wine slightly bitter, and parfumed with who
+leso me aromatic herbs.&rdquo;&nbsp; <i>Who leso me</i> we
+printed in italics in our own minds, giving the phrase a pure
+Italian accent until we discovered that it was the somewhat
+familiar adjective &ldquo;wholesome.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In one of the smaller galleries we were given the usual
+pasteboard fans bearing explanations of the frescoes:&mdash;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Room</span> I.&nbsp; <i>In the
+middle</i>.&nbsp; The sin of our fathers.</p>
+<p><i>On every side</i>.&nbsp; The ovens of Babylony.&nbsp;
+M&ouml;ise saved from the water.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Room</span> II.&nbsp; <i>In the
+middle</i>.&nbsp; M&ouml;ise who sprung the water.</p>
+<p><i>On every side</i>.&nbsp; The luminous column in the dessert
+and the ardent wood.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Room</span> III.&nbsp; <i>In the
+middle</i>.&nbsp; Elia transported in the heaven.</p>
+<p><i>On every side</i>.&nbsp; Eliseus dispansing brods.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Room</span> IV.&nbsp; The wood carvings
+are by Anonymous.&nbsp; The tapestry shows the multiplications of
+brods and fishs.</p>
+<h3>VII</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Casa
+Rosa</span>, <i>May</i> 30.</p>
+<p>We have had a battle royal in Casa Rosa&mdash;a battle over
+the breaking of a huge blue pitcher valued at eight francs, a
+pitcher belonging to the Little Genius.</p>
+<p>The room that leads from the dining-room to the kitchen is
+reached by the descent of two or three stone steps.&nbsp; It is
+always full, and is like the orthodox hell in one respect, that
+though myriads of people are seen to go into it, none ever seem
+to come out.&nbsp; It is not more than twelve feet square, and
+the persons most continuously in it, not counting those who are
+in transit, are the Padrona Angela; the Padrona Angela&rsquo;s
+daughter, Signorina Rita; the Signorina Rita&rsquo;s temporary
+suitor; the suitor&rsquo;s mother and cousin; the padrona&rsquo;s
+great-aunt; a few casual acquaintances of the two families, and
+somebody&rsquo;s baby: not always the same baby; any baby answers
+the purpose and adds to the confusion and chatter of tongues.</p>
+<p>This morning, the door from the dining-room being ajar, I
+heard a subdued sort of Bedlam in the distance, and finally went
+nearer to the scene of action, finding the cause in a heap of
+broken china in the centre of the floor.&nbsp; I glanced at the
+excited company, but there was nothing to show me who was the
+criminal.&nbsp; There was a spry girl washing dishes; the
+fritter-woman (at least we call her so, because she brings
+certain goodies called, if I mistake not, <i>frittoli</i>); the
+gardener&rsquo;s wife; Angelo, the gondolier; Peppina, the
+waiting-maid; and the men that had just brought the sausages and
+sweetmeats for the gondolier&rsquo;s ball, which we were giving
+in the evening.&nbsp; There was also the contralto, with a large
+soup-ladle in her hand.&nbsp; (We now call Rosalia, the cook,
+&ldquo;the contralto,&rdquo; because she sings so much better
+than she cooks that it seems only proper to distinguish her in
+the line of her special talent.)</p>
+<p>The assembled company were all talking and gesticulating at
+once.&nbsp; There was a most delicate point of justice involved,
+for, as far as I could gather, the sweetmeat-man had come in
+unexpectedly and collided with the sausage-man, thereby startling
+the fritter-woman, who turned suddenly and jostled the spry girl:
+hence the pile of broken china.</p>
+<p>The spry girl was all for justice.&nbsp; If she had carelessly
+or wilfully dropped the pitcher, she would have been willing to
+suffer the extreme penalty,&mdash;the number of saints she called
+upon to witness this statement was sufficient to prove her
+honesty,&mdash;but under the circumstances she would be blessed
+if she suffered anything, even the abuse that filled the
+air.&nbsp; The fritter-woman upbraided the sweetmeat-man, who in
+return reviled the sausage-vender, who remarked that if Angelo or
+Peppina had received the sausages at the door, as they should, he
+would never have been in the house at all; adding a few
+picturesque generalizations concerning the moral turpitude of
+Angelo&rsquo;s parents and the vicious nature of their
+offspring.</p>
+<p>The contralto, who was divided in her soul, being betrothed to
+the sausage-vender, but aunt to the spry girl, sprang into the
+arena, armed with the soup-ladle, and dispensed injustice on all
+sides.&nbsp; The feud now reached its height.&nbsp; There is
+nothing that the chief participants did not call one another, and
+no intimation or aspersion concerning the reputation of ancestors
+to the remotest generation that was not cast in the others&rsquo;
+teeth.&nbsp; The spry girl referred to the sausage-vender as a
+<i>generalissimo</i> of all the fiends, and the compliments
+concerning the gentle art of cookery which flew between the
+fritter-woman and the contralto will not bear repetition.&nbsp; I
+listened breathlessly, hoping to hear one of the party refer to
+somebody as the figure of a pig (strangely enough the most
+unforgettable of insults), for each of the combatants held,
+suspended in air, the weapon of his choice&mdash;broken crockery,
+soup-ladle, rolling-pin, or sausage.&nbsp; Each, I say,
+flourished the emblem of his craft wildly in the air&mdash;and
+then, with a change of front like that of the celebrated King of
+France in the Mother Goose rhyme, dropped it swiftly and
+silently; for at this juncture the Little Genius flew down the
+broad staircase from her eagle&rsquo;s nest.&nbsp; Her
+sculptor&rsquo;s smock surmounted her blue cotton gown, and her
+blond hair was flying in the breeze created by her rapid
+descent.&nbsp; I wish I could affirm that by her gentle dignity
+and serene self-control she awed the company into silence, or
+that there was a holy dignity about her that held them
+spellbound; but such, unhappily, is not the case.&nbsp; It was
+her pet blue pitcher that had been broken&mdash;the pitcher that
+was to serve as just the right bit of colour at the
+evening&rsquo;s feast.&nbsp; She took command of the situation in
+a masterly manner&mdash;a manner that had American energy and
+decision as its foundation and Italian fluency as its
+superstructure.&nbsp; She questioned the virtue of no one&rsquo;s
+ancestors, cast no shadow of doubt on the legitimacy of any
+one&rsquo;s posterity, called no one by the name of any
+four-footed beast or crawling, venomous thing, yet she somehow
+brought order out of chaos.&nbsp; Her language (for which she
+would have been fined thirty days in her native land) charmed and
+enthralled the Venetians by its delicacy, reserve, and restraint,
+and they dispersed pleasantly.&nbsp; The sausage-vender wished
+good appetite to the cook,&mdash;she had need of it, Heaven
+knows, and we had more,&mdash;while the spry girl embraced the
+fritter-woman ardently, begging her to come in again soon and
+make a longer visit.</p>
+<h3>VIII</h3>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Casa
+Rosa</span>, <i>June</i> 10</p>
+<p>I am saying all my good-byes&mdash;to Angelo and the gondola;
+to the greedy pigeons of San Marco, so heavy in the crop that
+they can scarcely waddle on their little red feet; to the bees
+and birds and flowers and trees of the beautiful garden behind
+the <i>casa</i>; to the Little Genius and her eagle&rsquo;s nest
+on the house-top; to &ldquo;the city that is always just putting
+out to sea.&rdquo;&nbsp; It has been a month of enchantment, and
+although rather expensive, it is pleasant to think that the
+padrona&rsquo;s mortgage is nearly paid.</p>
+<p>It is a saint&rsquo;s day, and to-night there will be a
+<i>fiesta</i>.&nbsp; Coming home to our island, we shall hear the
+laughter and the song floating out from the wine shops and the
+<i>caff&egrave;s</i>; we shall see the lighted barges with their
+musicians; we shall thrill with the cries of &ldquo;<i>Viva
+Italia</i>! <i>viva el Re</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp; The moon will rise
+above the white palaces; their innumerable lights will be
+reflected in the glassy surface of the Grand Canal.&nbsp; We
+shall feel for the last time &ldquo;the quick silent
+passing&rdquo; of the only Venetian cab.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;How light we move, how softly!&nbsp; Ah,<br
+/>
+Were life but as the gondola!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>To-morrow we shall be rowed against the current to
+Padua.&nbsp; We shall see Malcontenta and its ruined villa:
+Oriago and Mira and the campanile of Dolo.&nbsp; Venice will lie
+behind us, but she will never be forgotten.&nbsp; Many a time on
+such a night as this we shall say with other wandering
+Venetians:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;O Venezia benedetta!<br />
+Non ti voglio pi&ugrave; lasciar!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><a name="page105"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+105</span>III<br />
+PENELOPE&rsquo;S PRINTS OF WALES</h2>
+<blockquote><p>And at length it chanced that I came to the
+fairest Valley in the World, wherein were trees of equal growth;
+and a river ran through the Valley, and a path was by the side of
+the river.&nbsp; And I followed the path until midday, and I
+continued my journey along the remainder of the Valley until the
+evening: and at the extremity of a plain I came to a lone and
+lustrous Castle, at the foot of which was a torrent.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><span class="smcap">We</span> are coaching in Wales, having
+journeyed by easy stages from Liverpool through Llanberis,
+Penygwryd, Bettws-y-Coed, Beddgelert and Dolgelly on our way to
+Bristol, where we shall make up our minds as to the next step;
+deciding in solemn conclave, with floods of argument and
+temperamental differences of opinion, what is best worth seeing
+where all is beautiful and inspiring.&nbsp; If I had possessed a
+little foresight I should have avoided Wales, for, having proved
+apt at itinerary doggerel, I was solemnly created, immediately on
+arrival, Mistress of Rhymes and Travelling Laureate to the
+party&mdash;an office, however honourable, that is no sinecure
+since it obliges me to write rhymed eulogies or diatribes on
+Dolgelly, Tan-y-Bulch, Gyn-y-Coed, Llanrychwyn, and other Welsh
+hamlets whose names offer breakneck fences to the Muse.</p>
+<p>I have not wanted for training in this direction, having made
+a journey (heavenly in reminiscence) along the Thames, stopping
+at all the villages along its green banks.&nbsp; It was Kitty
+Schuyler and Jack Copley who insisted that I should rhyme Henley
+and Streatley and Wargrave before I should be suffered to eat
+luncheon, and they who made me a crown of laurel and hung a
+pasteboard medal about my blushing neck when I succeeded better
+than usual with Datchett!&mdash;I well remember Datchett, where
+the water-rats crept out of the reeds in the shallows to watch
+our repast; and better still do I recall Medmenham Abbey, which
+defied all my efforts till I found that it was pronounced
+Meddenam with the accent on the first syllable.&nbsp; The results
+of my enforced tussles with the Muse stare at me now from my
+Commonplace Book.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Said a rat to a hen once, at Datchett,<br
+/>
+&lsquo;Throw an egg to me, dear, and I&rsquo;ll catch
+it!&rsquo;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; &lsquo;I thank you, good sir,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; But I greatly prefer<br />
+To sit on mine <i>here</i> till I hatch it.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Few hairs had the Vicar of Medmenham,<br />
+Few hairs, and he still was a-sheddin&rsquo; &rsquo;em,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; But had none remained,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; He would not have complained,<br />
+Because there was <i>far</i> too much red in
+&rsquo;em!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It was Jack Copley, too, who incited me to play with rhymes
+for Venice until I produced the following <i>tour de
+force</i>:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A giddy young hostess in Venice<br />
+Gave her guests hard-boiled eggs to play tennis.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; She said &lsquo;If they <i>should</i> break,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; What odds would it make?<br />
+You can&rsquo;t <i>think</i> how prolific my hen
+is.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Reminiscences of former difficulties bravely surmounted faded
+into insignificance before our first day in Wales was over.</p>
+<p>Jack Copley is very autocratic, almost brutal in
+discipline.&nbsp; It is he who leads me up to the Visitors&rsquo;
+Books at the wayside inns, and putting the quill in my reluctant
+fingers bids me write in cheerful hexameters my impressions of
+the unpronounceable spot.&nbsp; My martyrdom began at Penygwryd
+(Penny-goo-rid&rsquo;).&nbsp; We might have stopped at Conway or
+some other town of simple name, or we might have allowed the roof
+of the Cambrian Arms or the Royal Goat or the Saracen&rsquo;s
+Read to shelter us comfortably, and provide me a comparatively
+easy task; but no; Penygwryd it was, and the outskirts at that,
+because of two inns that bore on their swinging signs the names:
+<i>Ty Ucha</i> and <i>Ty Isaf</i>, both of which would make any
+minor poet shudder.&nbsp; When I saw the sign over the door of
+our chosen hostelry I was moved to disappear and avert my
+fate.&nbsp; Hunger at length brought me out of my lair, and
+promising to do my duty, I was allowed to join the irresponsible
+ones at luncheon.</p>
+<p>Such a toothsome feast it was!&nbsp; A delicious ham where
+roses and lilies melted sweetly into one another; some crisp
+lettuces, ale in pewter mugs, a good old cheese, and that stodgy
+cannon-ball the &ldquo;household loaf,&rdquo; dear for old
+association&rsquo;s sake.&nbsp; We were served at table by the
+granddaughter of the house, a little damsel of fifteen summers
+with sleek brown hair and the eyes of a doe.&nbsp; The pretty
+creature was all blushes and dimples and pinafores and curtsies
+and eloquent goodwill.&nbsp; With what a sweet politeness do they
+invest their service, some of these soft-voiced British
+maids!&nbsp; Their kindness almost moves one to tears when one is
+fresh from the resentful civility fostered by Democracy.</p>
+<p>As we strolled out on the greensward by the hawthorn hedge we
+were followed by the little waitress, whose name, however
+pronounced, was written Nelw Evans.&nbsp; She asked us if we
+would write in the &ldquo;Locked Book,&rdquo; whereupon she
+presented us with the key.&nbsp; It seems that there is an
+ordinary Visitors&rsquo; Book, where the common herd is invited
+to scrawl its unknown name; but when persons of evident
+distinction and genius patronize the inn, this &ldquo;Locked
+Book&rdquo; is put into their hands.</p>
+<p>I found that many a lord and lady had written on its pages,
+and men mighty in Church and State had left their mark, with much
+bad poetry commendatory of the beds, the food, the scenery, and
+the fishing.&nbsp; Nobody, however, had given a line to pretty
+Nelw Evans; so I pencilled her a rhyme, for which I was well paid
+in dimples:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;At the Inn called the Penygwryd<br />
+A sweet little maiden is hid.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; She&rsquo;s so rosy and pretty<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; I write her this ditty<br />
+And leave it at Penygwryd.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Our next halt was at Bettws-y-Coed, where we passed the
+week-end.&nbsp; It was a memorable spot, as I failed at first to
+rhyme the name, and only succeeded under threats of a fate like
+unto that of the immortal babes in the wood.&nbsp; I left the
+verse to be carved on a bronze tablet in the village church,
+should any one be found fitted to bear the weight of its
+eulogy:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Here lies an old woman of
+Bettws-y-Co<i>ed</i>;<br />
+Wherever she went, it was there that she go<i>ed</i>.<br />
+She frequently said: &lsquo;My own row have I ho<i>ed</i>,<br />
+And likewise the church water-mark have I to<i>ed</i>.<br />
+I&rsquo;m therefore expecting to reap what I&rsquo;ve
+sow<i>ed</i>,<br />
+And go straight to heaven from
+Bettws-y-Co<i>ed</i>.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>At another stage of our journey, when the coaching tour was
+nearly ended, we were stopping at the Royal Goat at
+Beddgelert.&nbsp; We were seated about the cheerful blaze (one
+and sixpence extra), portfolio in lap, making ready our letters
+for the post.&nbsp; I announced my intention of writing to
+Salemina, left behind in London with a sprained ankle, and
+determined that the missive should be saturated with local
+colour.&nbsp; None of us were able to spell the few Welsh words
+we had picked up in our journeyings, but I evaded the
+difficulties by writing an exciting little episode in which all
+the principal substantives were names of Welsh towns, dragged in
+bodily, and so used as to deceive the casual untravelled
+reader.</p>
+<p>I read it aloud.&nbsp; Jack Copley declared that it made
+capital sense, and sounded as if it had happened exactly as
+stated.&nbsp; Perhaps you will agree with him:&mdash;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Ddolghyhggllwn</span>, <span
+class="smcap">Wales</span>.</p>
+<p>. . . We left Bettws-y-Coed yesterday morning, and coached
+thirty-three miles to this point.&nbsp; (How do you like this
+point when you see it spelled?)&nbsp; We lunched at a wayside
+inn, and as we journeyed on we began to see pposters on the
+ffences announcing the ffact that there was to be a Festiniog
+that day in the village of Portmadoc, through which we were to
+pass.</p>
+<p>I always enoyw a Festiniog yn any country, and my hheart beat
+hhigh with anticipation.&nbsp; Yt was ffive o&rsquo;clock yn the
+cool of the dday, and ppresently the roadw became ggay with the
+returning festinioggers.&nbsp; Here was a fine Llanberis, its
+neck encircled with shining meddals wonw in previous festiniogs;
+there, just behind, a wee shaggy Rhyl led along proudly by its
+owner.&nbsp; Evydently the gayety was over for the day, for the
+ppeople now came yn crowds, the women with gay plaid Rhuddlans
+over their shoulders and straw Beddgelerts on their hheads.</p>
+<p>The guardd ttooted his hhorn continuously, for we now
+approached the principalw street of the village, where hhundreds
+of ppeople were conggreggated.&nbsp; Of course there were allw
+manner of Dolgelleys yn the crowd, and allw that had taken
+pprizes were gayly decked with ribbons.&nbsp; Just at this moment
+the hhorn of our gguard ffrightened a superb Llanrwst, a spirited
+black creature of enormous size.&nbsp; It made a ddash through
+the lines of tterrified mothers, who caught their innocent
+Pwllhelis closer to their bbosoms.&nbsp; In its madd course it
+bruised the side of a huge Llandudno hitched to a stout
+Tyn-y-Coed by the way-side.&nbsp; It bbroke its Bettws and leaped
+ynto the air.&nbsp; Ddeath stared us yn the face.&nbsp; David the
+whip grew ppale, and signalled to Absalom the gguard to save as
+many lives as he could and leave the rrest to Pprovidence.&nbsp;
+Absalom spprang from his seat, and taking a sharp Capel Curig
+from his ppocket (Hheaven knows how he chanced to have it about
+his pperson), he aimed straight between the Llangollens of the
+infuriated Llandudno.&nbsp; With a moan of baffled rrage, he sank
+to earth with a hheavy thuddw.&nbsp; Absalom withdrew the bbloody
+Capel Curig from the dying Llandudno, and wiping yt on his
+Penygwryd, replaced yt yn his pocket for future possible use.</p>
+<p>The local Dolwyddelan approached, and ordered a detachment of
+Tan-y-Bulchs to remove the corpse of the Llandudno.&nbsp; With a
+shudder we saw him borne to his last rrest, for we realized that
+had yt not bbeen for Absalom&rsquo;s Capel Curig we had bbeen
+bburied yn an unpronounceable Welsh ggrave.</p>
+<h2><a name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+119</span>IV<br />
+PENELOPE IN DEVON</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">We</span> are in Bristol after a
+week&rsquo;s coaching in Wales; the Jack Copleys, Tommy Schuyler,
+Mrs. Jack&rsquo;s younger brother, and Miss Van Tyck, Mrs.
+Jack&rsquo;s &ldquo;Aunt Celia,&rdquo; who played a grim third in
+that tour of the English Cathedrals during which Jack Copley was
+ostensibly studying architecture but in reality courting Kitty
+Schuyler.&nbsp; Also there is Bertram Ferguson, whom we call
+&ldquo;Atlas&rdquo; because he carries the world on his
+shoulders, gazing more or less vaguely and absent-mindedly at all
+the persons and things in the universe not in need of immediate
+reformation.</p>
+<p>We had journeyed by easy stages from Liverpool through
+Carnarvon, Llanberis, Penygwyrd, Bettws-y-Coed, Beddgelert, and
+Tan-y-Bulch.&nbsp; Arriving finally at Dolgelly, we sent the
+coach back to Carnarvon and took the train to Ross,&mdash;the
+gate of the Wye,&mdash;from whence we were to go down the river
+in boats.&nbsp; As to that, everybody knows Symond&rsquo;s Yat,
+Monmouth, Raglan Castle, Tintern Abbey, Chepstow; but at Bristol
+a brilliant idea took possession of Jack Copley&rsquo;s
+mind.&nbsp; Long after we were in bed o&rsquo; nights the blessed
+man interviewed landlords and studied guidebooks that he might
+show us something beautiful next day, and above all, something
+out of the common route.&nbsp; Mrs. Jack didn&rsquo;t like common
+routes; she wanted her appetite titillated with new scenes.</p>
+<p>At breakfast we saw the red-covered Baedeker beside our
+host&rsquo;s plate.&nbsp; This was his way of announcing that we
+were to &ldquo;move on,&rdquo; like poor Jo in &ldquo;Bleak
+House.&rdquo;&nbsp; He had already reached the marmalade stage,
+and while we discussed our bacon and eggs and reviled our coffee,
+he read us the following:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Clovelly lies in a narrow and richly-wooded combe
+descending abruptly to the sea.&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Any place that descends to the sea abruptly or
+otherwise has my approval in advance,&rdquo; said Tommy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Be quiet, my boy.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;It consists of
+one main street, or rather a main staircase, with a few houses
+climbing on each side of the combe so far as the narrow space
+allows.&nbsp; The houses, each standing on a higher or lower
+level than its neighbour, are all whitewashed, with gay green
+doors and lattices.&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Heavenly!&rdquo; cried Mrs. Jack.&nbsp; &ldquo;It
+sounds like an English Amalfi; let us take the first
+train.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&mdash;&ldquo;And the general effect is curiously foreign; the
+views from the quaint little pier and, better still, from the
+sea, with the pier in the foreground, are also very
+striking.&nbsp; The foundations of the cottages at the lower end
+of the village are hewn out of the living rock.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How does a living rock differ from other
+rocks&mdash;dead rocks?&rdquo; Tommy asked facetiously.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I have always wanted to know; however, it sounds
+delightful, though I can&rsquo;t remember anything about
+Clovelly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you never read Dickens&rsquo;s &lsquo;Message from
+the Sea,&rsquo; Thomas?&rdquo; asked Miss Van Tyck.&nbsp; Aunt
+Celia always knows the number of the unemployed in New York and
+Chicago, the date when North Carolina was admitted to the Union,
+why black sheep eat less than white ones, the height of the
+highest mountain and the length of the longest river in the
+world, when the first potato was dug from American soil, when the
+battle of Bull Run was fought, who invented the first
+fire-escape, how woman suffrage has worked in Colorado and
+California, the number of trees felled by Mr. Gladstone, the
+principle of the Westinghouse brake and the Jacquard loom, the
+difference between peritonitis and appendicitis, the date of the
+introduction of postal-cards and oleomargarine, the price of
+mileage on African railways, the influence of Christianity in the
+Windward Islands, who wrote &ldquo;There&rsquo;s Another, not a
+Sister,&rdquo; &ldquo;At Midnight in his Guarded Tent,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever,&rdquo; and has taken
+in through the pores much other information likely to be of
+service on journeys where an encyclop&aelig;dia is not
+available.</p>
+<p>If she could deliver this information without gibes at other
+people&rsquo;s ignorance she would, of course, be more agreeable;
+but it is only justice to say that a person is rarely instructive
+and agreeable at the same moment.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is settled, then, that we go to Clovelly,&rdquo;
+said Jack.&nbsp; &ldquo;Bring me the A B C Guide, please&rdquo;
+(this to the waiter who had just brought in the post).</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Quite settled, and we go at once,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Jack, whose joy at arriving at a place is only equalled by her
+joy in leaving it.&nbsp; &ldquo;Penelope, hand me my letters,
+please; if you were not my guest I should say I had never
+witnessed such an appetite.&nbsp; Tommy, what news from
+father?&nbsp; Atlas, how can you drink three cups of British
+coffee?&nbsp; Oh-h-h, how more than lucky, how heavenly, how
+providential!&nbsp; Egeria is coming!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Egeria?&rdquo; we cried with one rapturous voice.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Read your letter carefully, Kitty,&rdquo; said Jack;
+&ldquo;you will probably find that she wishes she might come, but
+finds it impossible.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Or that she certainly would come if she had anything to
+wear,&rdquo; drawled Tommy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Or that she could come perfectly well if it were a few
+days later,&rdquo; quoth I.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Jack stared at us superciliously, and lifting an absurd
+watch from her antique chatelaine, observed calmly, &ldquo;Egeria
+will be at this hotel in one hour and fifteen minutes; I
+telegraphed her the night before last, and this letter is her
+reply.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who is Egeria?&rdquo; asked Atlas, looking up from his
+own letters.&nbsp; &ldquo;She sounds like a character in a
+book.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;You begin, Penelope.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Penelope</i>: &ldquo;No, I&rsquo;d rather finish; then I
+can put in everything that you omit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Atlas</i>: &ldquo;Is there so much to tell?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Tommy</i>: &ldquo;Rather.&nbsp; Begin with her hair,
+Penelope.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;No; I&rsquo;ll do that!&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t rattle your knives and forks, shut up your Baedeker,
+Jackie, and listen while I quote what a certain poet wrote of
+Egeria when she last visited us:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;&lsquo;She has a knot of russet hair:<br />
+It seems a simple thing to wear<br />
+Through years, despite of fashion&rsquo;s check,<br />
+The same deep coil about the neck,<br />
+But there it twined<br />
+When first I knew her,<br />
+And learned with passion to pursue her,<br />
+And if she changed it, to my mind<br />
+She were a creature of new kind.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;O first of women who has laid<br />
+Magnetic glory on a braid!<br />
+In others&rsquo; tresses we may mark<br />
+If they be silken, blonde, or dark,<br />
+But thine we praise and dare not feel them,<br />
+Not Hermes, god of theft, dare steal them;<br />
+It is enough for eye to gaze<br />
+Upon their vivifying maze.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;She has beautiful hair, but as an
+architect I shouldn&rsquo;t think of mentioning it first.&nbsp;
+Details should follow, not precede, general
+characteristics.&nbsp; Her hair is an exquisite detail; so, you
+might say, is her nose, her foot, her voice; but viewed as a
+captivating whole, Egeria might be described epigrammatically as
+an animated lodestone.&nbsp; When a man approaches her he feels
+his iron-work gently and gradually drawn out of him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Atlas looked distinctly incredulous at this statement, which
+was reinforced by the affirmative nods of the whole party.</p>
+<p><i>Penelope</i>: &ldquo;A man cannot talk to Egeria an hour
+without wishing the assistance of the Society for First Aid to
+the Injured.&nbsp; She is a kind of feminine fly-paper; the men
+are attracted by the sweetness, and in trying to absorb a little
+of it, they stick fast.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Tommy</i>: &ldquo;Egeria is worth from two to two and a
+half times more than any girl alive; I would as lief talk to her
+as listen to myself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Atlas</i>: &ldquo;Great Jove, what a concession!&nbsp; I
+wish I could find a woman&mdash;an unmarried woman (with a low
+bow to Mrs. Jack)&mdash;that would produce that effect upon
+me.&nbsp; So you all like her?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Aunt Celia</i>: &ldquo;She is not what I consider a
+well-informed girl.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Penelope</i>: &ldquo;Now don&rsquo;t carp, Miss Van
+Tyck.&nbsp; You love her as much as we all do.&nbsp; &lsquo;Like
+her,&rsquo; indeed!&nbsp; I detest the phrase.&nbsp; Werther said
+when asked how he liked Charlotte, &lsquo;What sort of creature
+must he be who merely liked her; whose whole heart and senses
+were not entirely absorbed by her!&rsquo;&nbsp; Some one asked me
+lately how I &lsquo;liked&rsquo; Ossian.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Atlas</i>: &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t introduce Ossian, Werther and
+Charlotte into this delightful breakfast chat, I beseech you; the
+most tiresome trio that ever lived.&nbsp; If they were travelling
+with us, how they would jar!&nbsp; Ossian would tear the scenery
+in tatters with his apostrophes, Werther would make love to Mrs.
+Jack, and Charlotte couldn&rsquo;t cut an English household loaf
+with a hatchet.&nbsp; Keep to Egeria,&mdash;though if one cannot
+stop at liking her, she is a dangerous subject.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t imagine from these panegyrics
+that, to the casual observer, Egeria is anything more than a nice
+girl.&nbsp; The deadly qualities that were mentioned only appeal
+to the sympathetic eye (which you have not), and the susceptible
+heart (which is not yours), and after long acquaintance (which
+you can&rsquo;t have, for she stays only a week).&nbsp; Tommy,
+you can meet the charmer at the station; your sister will pack
+up, and I&rsquo;ll pay the bills and make arrangements for the
+journey.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack Copley</i> (<i>when left alone with his spouse</i>):
+&ldquo;Kitty, I wonder, why you invited Egeria to travel in the
+same party with Atlas.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i> (<i>fencing</i>): &ldquo;Pooh! Atlas is safe
+anywhere.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;He is a man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;No; he is a reformer.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;Even reformers fall in love.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;Not unless they can find a woman to
+reform.&nbsp; Egeria is too nearly perfect to attract Atlas;
+besides, what does it matter, anyway?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;It matters a good deal if it makes him
+unhappy; he is too good a fellow.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve lived twenty-five years
+and I have never seen a man&rsquo;s unhappiness last more than
+six months, and I have never seen a woman make a wound in a
+man&rsquo;s heart that another woman couldn&rsquo;t heal.&nbsp;
+The modern young man is as tough as&mdash;well, I can&rsquo;t
+think of anything tough enough to compare him to.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve always thought it a pity that the material of which
+men&rsquo;s hearts is made couldn&rsquo;t be utilized for
+manufacturing purposes; think of its value for hinges, or for the
+toes of little boys&rsquo; boots, or the heels of their
+stockings!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;I should think you had just been jilted,
+my dear; how has Atlas offended you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;He hasn&rsquo;t offended me; I love
+him, but I think he is too absent-minded lately.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;And is Egeria invited to join us in order
+that she may bring his mind forcibly back to the
+present?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;Not at all; I consider Atlas as safe
+as a&mdash;as a church, or a dictionary, or a guide-post, or
+anything; he is too much interested in tenement-house reform to
+fall in love with a woman.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;I think a sensible woman wouldn&rsquo;t be
+out of place in Atlas&rsquo; schemes for the regeneration of
+humanity.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;No; but Egeria isn&rsquo;t
+a&mdash;yes, she is, too; I can&rsquo;t deny it, but I
+don&rsquo;t believe she knows anything about the sweating system,
+and she adores Ossian and Fiona Macleod, so she probably
+won&rsquo;t appeal to Atlas in his present state, which, to my
+mind, is unnecessarily intense.&nbsp; The service of humanity
+renders a young man perfectly callous to feminine charms.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s the proverbial safety of numbers, I suppose, for
+it&rsquo;s always the individual that leads a man into
+temptation, if you notice, never the universal;&mdash;Woman, not
+women.&nbsp; I have studied Atlas profoundly, and he is nearly as
+blind as a bat.&nbsp; He paid no attention to my new
+travelling-dress last week, and yesterday I wore four rings on my
+middle finger and two on each thumb all day long, just to see if
+I could catch his eye and hold his attention.&nbsp; I
+couldn&rsquo;t.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;That may all be; a man may be blind to the
+charms of all women but one (and precious lucky if he is), but he
+is particularly keen where the one is concerned.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;Atlas isn&rsquo;t keen about anything
+but the sweating system.&nbsp; You needn&rsquo;t worry about him;
+your favourite Stevenson says that a wet rag goes safely by the
+fire, and if a man is blind, he cannot expect to be much
+impressed by romantic scenery.&nbsp; Atlas momentarily a wet rag
+and temporarily blind.&nbsp; He told me on Wednesday that he
+intended to leave all his money to one of those long-named
+regenerating societies&mdash;I can&rsquo;t remember
+which.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;And it was on Wednesday you sent for
+Egeria.&nbsp; I see.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i> (<i>haughtily</i>): &ldquo;Then you see a
+figment of your own imagination; there is nothing else to
+see.&nbsp; There!&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve packed everything that belongs
+to me, while you&rsquo;ve been smoking and gazing at that railway
+guide.&nbsp; When do we start?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;11.59.&nbsp; We arrive in Bideford at
+4.40, and have a twelve-mile drive to Clovelly.&nbsp; I will
+telegraph for a conveyance to the inn and for five bedrooms and a
+sitting-room.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;I hope that Egeria&rsquo;s train will
+be on time, and I hope that it will rain so that I can wear my
+five-guinea mackintosh.&nbsp; It poured every day when I was
+economizing and doing without it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Jack</i>: &ldquo;I never could see the value of economy
+that ended in extra extravagance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;Very likely; there are hosts of
+things you never can see, Jackie.&nbsp; But there she is,
+stepping out of a hansom, the darling!&nbsp; What a sweet
+gown!&nbsp; She&rsquo;s infinitely more interesting than the
+sweating system.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>We thought we were a merry party before Egeria joined us, but
+she certainly introduced a new element of interest.&nbsp; I could
+not help thinking of it as we were flying about the Bristol
+station, just before entering the first-class carriage engaged by
+our host.&nbsp; Tommy had bought us rosebuds at a penny each;
+Atlas had a bundle of illustrated papers under his
+arm&mdash;<i>The Sketch</i>, <i>Black and White</i>, <i>The
+Queen</i>, <i>The Lady&rsquo;s Pictorial</i>, and half a dozen
+others.&nbsp; The guard was pasting an &ldquo;engaged&rdquo;
+placard on the carriage window and piling up six luncheon-baskets
+in the corner on the cushions, and speedily we were off.</p>
+<p>It is a sincere tribute to the intrinsic charm of
+Egeria&rsquo;s character that Mrs. Jack and I admire her so
+unreservedly, for she is for ever being hurled at us as an
+example in cases where men are too stupid to see that there is no
+fault in us, nor any special virtue in her.&nbsp; For instance,
+Jack tells Kitty that she could walk with less fatigue if she
+wore sensible shoes like Egeria&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Now,
+Egeria&rsquo;s foot is very nearly as lovely as Trilby&rsquo;s in
+the story, and much prettier than Trilby&rsquo;s in the pictures;
+consequently, she wears a hideous, broad-toed, low-heeled boot,
+and looks trim and neat in it.&nbsp; Her hair is another
+contested point: she dresses it in five minutes in the morning,
+walks or drives in the rain and wind for a few hours, rides in
+the afternoon, bathes in the surf, lies in a hammock, and, if
+circumstances demand, the creature can smooth it with her hands
+and walk in to dinner!&nbsp; Kitty and I, on the contrary, rise a
+half-hour earlier to curl or wave; our spirit-lamps leak into our
+dressing-bags, and our beauty is decidedly damaged by damp or hot
+weather.&nbsp; Most women&rsquo;s hair is a mere covering to the
+scalp, growing out of the head, or pinned on, as the case may
+be.&nbsp; Egeria&rsquo;s is a glory like Eve&rsquo;s; it is
+expressive, breathing a hundred delicate suggestions of herself;
+not tortured into frizzles, or fringes, or artificial shapes, but
+winding its lustrous lengths about her head, just high enough to
+show the beautiful nape of her neck, &ldquo;where this way and
+that the little lighter-coloured irreclaimable curls run truant
+from the knot,&mdash;curls, half curls, root curls, vine
+ringlets, wedding-rings, fledgling feathers, tufts of down, blown
+wisps,&mdash;all these wave, or fall, or stray, loose and
+downward in the form of small, silken paws, hardly any of them
+thicker than a crayon shading, cunninger than long, round locks
+of gold to trick the heart.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>At one o&rsquo;clock we lifted the covers of our
+luncheon-baskets.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t they the tidiest, most self-respecting,
+satisfying things!&rdquo; exclaimed Egeria, as she took out her
+plate, and knife, and fork, opened her Japanese napkin, set in
+dainty order the cold fowl and ham, the pat of butter, crusty
+roll, bunch of lettuce, mustard and salt, the corkscrew, and,
+finally, the bottle of ale.&nbsp; &ldquo;I cannot bear to be
+unpatriotic, but compare this with the ten minutes for
+refreshments at an American lunch-counter, its baked beans, and
+pies, and its cream cakes and doughnuts under glass covers.&nbsp;
+I don&rsquo;t believe English people are as good as we are; they
+can&rsquo;t be; they&rsquo;re too comfortable.&nbsp; I wonder if
+the little discomforts of living in America, the dissatisfaction
+and incompetency of servants, and all the other problems, will
+work out for the nation a more exceeding weight of glory, or
+whether they will simply ruin the national temper.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s wicked to be too luxurious, Egeria,&rdquo;
+said Tommy, with a sly look at Atlas.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s the
+hair shirt, not the pearl-studded bosom, that induces
+virtue.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it?&rdquo; she asked innocently, letting her clear
+gaze follow Tommy&rsquo;s.&nbsp; &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t believe,
+Mr. Atlas, that modest people like you, and me, and Tommy, and
+the Copleys, incur danger in being too comfortable; the trouble
+lies in the fact that the other half is too uncomfortable, does
+it not?&nbsp; But I am just beginning to think of these
+things,&rdquo; she added soberly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Egeria,&rdquo; said Mrs. Jack sternly, &ldquo;you may
+think about them as much as you like; I have no control over your
+mental processes, but if you mention single tax, or
+tenement-house reform, or Socialism, or altruism, or communism,
+or the sweating system, you will be dropped at Bideford.&nbsp;
+Atlas is only travelling with us because he needs complete moral
+and intellectual rest.&nbsp; I hope, oh, how I hope, that there
+isn&rsquo;t a social problem in Clovelly!&nbsp; It seems as if
+there couldn&rsquo;t be, in a village of a single street and that
+a stone staircase.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There will be,&rdquo; I said, &ldquo;if nothing more
+than the problem of supply and demand; of catching and selling
+herrings.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We had time at Bideford to go into a quaint little shop for
+tea before starting on our twelve-mile drive; time also to be
+dragged by Tommy to Bideford Bridge, that played so important a
+part in Kingsley&rsquo;s &ldquo;Westward Ho!&rdquo;&nbsp; We did
+not approach Clovelly finally through the beautiful Hobby Drive,
+laid out in former years by one of the Hamlyn ladies of Clovelly
+Court, but by the turnpike road, which, however, was not
+uninteresting.&nbsp; It had been market-day at Bideford and there
+were many market carts and &ldquo;jingoes&rdquo; on the road,
+with perhaps a heap of yellow straw inside and a man and a rosy
+boy on the seat.&nbsp; The roadway was prettily bordered with
+broom, wild honeysuckle, fox-glove, and single roses, and there
+was a certain charming post-office called the Fairy Cross, in a
+garden of blooming fuchsias, where Egeria almost insisted upon
+living and officiating as postmistress.</p>
+<p>All at once our driver checked his horses on the brink of a
+hill, apparently leading nowhere in particular.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Jack, who is always
+expecting accidents.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Clovelly, mum.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Clovelly!&rdquo; we repeated automatically, gazing
+about us on every side for a roof, a chimney, or a sign of
+habitation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll find it, mum, as you walk
+down-along.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How charming!&rdquo; cried Egeria, who loves the
+picturesque.&nbsp; &ldquo;Towns are generally so obtrusive;
+isn&rsquo;t it nice to know that Clovelly is here and that all we
+have to do is to walk &lsquo;down-along&rsquo; and find it?&nbsp;
+Come, Tommy.&nbsp; Ho, for the stone staircase!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We who were left behind discovered by more questioning that
+one cannot drive into Clovelly; that although an American
+president or an English chancellor might, as a great favour, be
+escorted down on a donkey&rsquo;s back, or carried down in a
+sedan chair if he chanced to have one about his person, the
+ordinary mortal must walk to the door of the New Inn, his luggage
+being dragged &ldquo;down-along&rdquo; on sledges and brought
+&ldquo;up-along&rdquo; on donkeys.&nbsp; In a word, Clovelly is
+not built like unto other towns; it seems to have been flung up
+from the sea into a narrow rift between wooded hills, and to have
+clung there these eight hundred years of its existence.&nbsp; It
+has held fast, but it has not expanded, for the very good reason
+that it completely fills the hollow in the cliffs, the houses
+clinging like limpets to the rocks on either side, so that it
+would be a costly and difficult piece of engineering indeed to
+build any extensions or additions.</p>
+<p>We picked our way &ldquo;down-along&rdquo; until we caught the
+first glimpse of white-washed cottages covered with creepers,
+their doors hospitably open, their windows filled with blooming
+geraniums and fuchsias.&nbsp; All at once, as we began to descend
+the winding, rocky pathway, we saw that it pitched headlong into
+the bluest sea in the world.&nbsp; No wonder the painters have
+loved it!&nbsp; Shall we ever forget that first vision!&nbsp;
+There were a couple of donkeys coming &ldquo;up-along&rdquo;
+laden, one with coals, the other with bread-baskets; a fisherman
+was mending his nets in front of his door; others were lounging
+&ldquo;down to quay pool&rdquo; to prepare for their evening
+drift-fishing.&nbsp; A little further on, at a certain abrupt
+turning called the &ldquo;lookout,&rdquo; where visitors stop to
+breathe and villagers to gossip, one could catch a glimpse of the
+beach and &ldquo;Crazed Kate&rsquo;s Cottage,&rdquo; the
+drying-ground for nets, the lifeboat house, the pier, and the
+breakwater.</p>
+<p>We were all enchanted when we arrived at the door of the
+inn.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Devonshire for me!&nbsp; I shall live here!&rdquo;
+cried Mrs. Jack.&nbsp; &ldquo;I said that a few times in Wales,
+but I retract it.&nbsp; You had better live here, too, Atlas;
+there aren&rsquo;t any problems in Clovelly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am sure of that,&rdquo; he assented smilingly.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I noticed dozens of live snails in the rocks of the street
+as we came down; snails cannot live in combination with
+problems.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then I am a snail,&rdquo; answered Mrs. Jack
+cheerfully; &ldquo;for that is exactly my temperament.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We found that we could not get room enough for all at the tiny
+inn, but this only exhilarated Egeria and Tommy.&nbsp; They
+disappeared and came back triumphant ten minutes later.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We got lodgings without any difficulty,&rdquo; said
+Egeria.&nbsp; &ldquo;Tommy&rsquo;s isn&rsquo;t half bad; we saw a
+small boy who had been taking a box &lsquo;down-along&rsquo; on a
+sledge, and he referred us to a nice place where they took Tommy
+in; but you should see my lodging&mdash;it is ideal.&nbsp; I
+noticed the prettiest yellow-haired girl knitting in a
+doorway.&nbsp; &lsquo;There isn&rsquo;t room for me at the
+inn,&rsquo; I said; &lsquo;could you let me sleep
+here?&rsquo;&nbsp; She asked her mother, and her mother said
+&lsquo;Yes,&rsquo; and there was never anything so romantic as my
+vine-embowered window.&nbsp; Juliet would have jumped at
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She would have jumped out of it, if Romeo had been
+below,&rdquo; said Mrs. Jack, &ldquo;but there are no Romeos
+nowadays; they are all busy settling the relations of labour and
+capital.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The New Inn proved some years ago to be too small for its
+would-be visitors.&nbsp; An addition couldn&rsquo;t be built
+because there wasn&rsquo;t any room; but the landlady succeeded
+in getting a house across the way.&nbsp; Here there are bedrooms,
+a sort of quiet tap-room of very great respectability, and the
+kitchens.&nbsp; As the dining-room is in house number one, the
+matter of serving dinner might seem to be attended with
+difficulty, but it is not apparent.&nbsp; The maids run across
+the narrow street with platters and dishes surmounted by great
+Britannia covers, and in rainy weather they give the soup or
+joint the additional protection of a large cotton umbrella.&nbsp;
+The walls of every room in the inn are covered with old china,
+much of it pretty, and some of it valuable, though the finest
+pieces are not hung, but are placed in glass cabinets.&nbsp; One
+cannot see an inch of wall space anywhere in bedrooms, dining- or
+sitting-rooms for the huge delft platters, whole sets of the old
+green dragon pattern, quaint perforated baskets, pitchers and
+mugs of British lustre, with queer dogs, and cats, and peacocks,
+and clocks of china.&nbsp; The massing of colour is picturesque
+and brilliant, and the whole effect decidedly unique.&nbsp; The
+landlady&rsquo;s father and grandfather had been Bideford
+sea-captains and had brought here these and other treasures from
+foreign parts.&nbsp; As Clovelly is a village of seafolk and
+fisher-folk, the houses are full of curiosities, mostly from the
+Mediterranean.&nbsp; Egeria had no china in her room, but she had
+huge branches of coral, shells of all sizes and hues, and an
+immense coloured print of the bay of Naples.&nbsp; Tommy&rsquo;s
+landlady was volcanic in her tastes, and his walls were lined
+with pictures of Vesuvius in all stages of eruption.&nbsp; My
+room, a wee, triangular box of a thing, was on the first floor of
+the inn.&nbsp; It opened hospitably on a bit of garden and street
+by a large glass door that wouldn&rsquo;t shut, so that a cat or
+a dog spent the night by my bed-side now and then, and many a
+donkey tried to do the same, but was evicted.</p>
+<p>Oh, the Clovelly mornings! the sunshine, the salt air, the
+savour of the boats and the nets, the limestone cliffs of
+Gallantry Bower rising steep and white at the head of the village
+street, with the brilliant sea at the foot; the walks down by the
+quay pool (not <i>key pool</i>, you understand, but <i>qua&auml;y
+p&uuml;&uuml;l</i> in the vernacular), the sails in a good old
+herring-boat called the <i>Lorna Doone</i>, for we are in
+Blackmore&rsquo;s country here.</p>
+<p>We began our first day early in the morning, and met at
+nine-o&rsquo;clock breakfast in the coffee-room.&nbsp; Egeria
+came in glowing.&nbsp; She reminds me of a phrase in a certain
+novel, where the heroine is described as always dressing
+(seemingly) to suit the season and the sky.&nbsp; Clad in
+sea-green linen with a white collar, and belt, she was the very
+spirit of a Clovelly morning.&nbsp; She had risen at six, and in
+company with Phoebe, daughter of her house (the yellow-haired
+lassie mentioned previously), had prowled up and down North Hill,
+a transverse place or short street much celebrated by
+painters.&nbsp; They had met a certain bold fisher-lad named Jem,
+evidently Phoebe&rsquo;s favourite swain, and explored the short
+passage where Fish Street is built over, nicknamed Temple
+Bar.</p>
+<p>Atlas came in shortly after and laid a nosegay at
+Egeria&rsquo;s plate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My humble burnt-offering, your ladyship,&rdquo; he
+said.</p>
+<p><i>Tommy</i>: &ldquo;She has lots of offerings, but she
+generally prefers to burn &rsquo;em herself.&nbsp; When
+Egeria&rsquo;s swains talk about her, it is always &lsquo;<i>ut
+vidi</i>,&rsquo; how I saw, succeeded by &lsquo;<i>ut
+perii</i>,&rsquo; how I sudden lost my brains.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Egeria</i>: &ldquo;<i>You</i> don&rsquo;t indulge in
+burnt-offerings&rdquo; (laughing, with slightly heightened
+colour); &ldquo;but how you do burn incense!&nbsp; You speak as
+if the skeletons of my rejected suitors were hanging on imaginary
+lines all over the earth&rsquo;s surface.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Tommy</i>: &ldquo;They are not hanging on
+&lsquo;imaginary&rsquo; lines.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Mrs. Jack</i>: &ldquo;Turn your thoughts from
+Egeria&rsquo;s victims, you frivolous people, and let me tell you
+that I&rsquo;ve been &lsquo;up-along&rsquo; this morning and
+found&mdash;what do you think?&mdash;a library: a circulating
+library maintained by the Clovelly Court people.&nbsp; It is
+embowered in roses and jasmine, and there is a bird&rsquo;s nest
+hanging just outside one of the open windows next to a shelf of
+Dickens and Scott.&nbsp; Never before have young families of
+birds been born and brought up with similar advantages.&nbsp; The
+snails were in the path just as we saw them yesterday evening,
+Atlas; not one has moved, not one has died!&nbsp; Oh, I certainly
+must come and live here.&nbsp; The librarian is a dear old lady;
+if she ever dies, I am coming to take her place.&nbsp; You will
+be postmistress at the Fairy Cross then, Egeria, and we&rsquo;ll
+visit each other.&nbsp; And I&rsquo;ve brought Dickens&rsquo;
+&lsquo;Message from the Sea&rsquo; for you, and Kingsley&rsquo;s
+&lsquo;Westward Ho!&rsquo; for Tommy, and &lsquo;The Wages of
+Sin&rsquo; for Atlas, and &lsquo;Hypatia&rsquo; for Egeria,
+&lsquo;Lorna Doone&rsquo; for Jack, and Charles Kingsley&rsquo;s
+sermons for myself.&nbsp; We will read aloud every
+evening.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I won&rsquo;t,&rdquo; said Tommy succinctly.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been down by the quay pool, and I&rsquo;ve got
+acquainted with a lot of A1 chaps that have agreed to take me
+drift-fishing every night, and they are going to put out the
+Clovelly lifeboat for exercise this week, and if the weather is
+fine, Bill Marks is going to take Atlas and me to Lundy
+Island.&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t catch me round the evening lamp
+very much in Clovelly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be too slangy, Tommy, and who on earth is
+Bill Marks?&rdquo; asked Jack.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s our particular friend, Tommy&rsquo;s and
+mine,&rdquo; answered Atlas, seeing that Tommy was momentarily
+occupied with bacon and eggs.&nbsp; &ldquo;He told us more yarns
+than we ever before heard spun in the same length of time.&nbsp;
+He is seventy-seven, and says he was a teetotaler until he was
+sixty-nine, but has been trying to make up time ever since.&nbsp;
+From his condition last evening, I should say he was likely to do
+it.&nbsp; He was so mellow, I asked him how he could manage to
+walk down the staircase.&nbsp; &lsquo;Oh, I can walk down neat
+enough,&rsquo; he said, &lsquo;when I&rsquo;m in good sailing
+trim, as I am now, feeling just good enough, but not too good,
+your honour; but when I&rsquo;m half seas over or three sheets in
+the wind, I roll down, your honour!&rsquo;&nbsp; He spends three
+shillings a week for his food and the same for his
+&lsquo;rummidge.&rsquo;&nbsp; He was thrilling when he got on the
+subject of the awful wreck just outside this harbour, &lsquo;the
+fourth of October, seventy-one years ago, two-and-thirty men
+drowned, your honour, and half of &rsquo;em from Clovelly
+parish.&nbsp; And I was one of the three men saved in another
+storm twenty-four years agone, when two-and-twenty men were
+drowned; that&rsquo;s what it means to plough the great salt
+field that is never sown, your honour.&rsquo;&nbsp; When he found
+we&rsquo;d been in Scotland, he was very anxious to know if we
+could talk &lsquo;Garlic,&rsquo; said he&rsquo;d always wanted to
+know what it sounded like.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Somehow, in the days that followed, Tommy was always with his
+particular friends, the fishermen, on the beach, at the Red Lion,
+or in the shop of a certain boat-builder, learning the use of the
+calking-iron.&nbsp; Mr. and Mrs. Jack, Aunt Celia, and I
+unexpectedly found ourselves a quartette for hours together,
+while Egeria and Atlas walked in the churchyard, in the beautiful
+grounds of Clovelly Court, or in the deer park, where one finds
+as perfect a union of marine and woodland scenery as any in
+England.</p>
+<p>Atlas may have taken her there because he could discuss single
+tax more eloquently when he was walking over the entailed estates
+of the English landed gentry, but I suspect that single tax had
+taken off its hat, and bowing profoundly to Egeria, had said,
+&ldquo;After you, Madam!&rdquo; and retired to its proper place
+in the universe; for not even the most blatant economist would
+affirm that any other problem can be so important as that which
+confronts a man when he enters that land of Beulah, which is upon
+the borders of Heaven and within sight of the City of Love.</p>
+<p>Atlas was young, warm of heart, high of mind, and generous of
+soul.&nbsp; All the necessary chords, therefore, were in him,
+ready to be set in vibration.&nbsp; No one could do this more
+cunningly than Egeria; the only question was whether love would
+&ldquo;run out to meet love,&rdquo; as it should, &ldquo;with
+open arms.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We simply waited to see.&nbsp; Mrs. Jack, with that fine lack
+of logic that distinguished her, disclaimed all
+responsibility.&nbsp; &ldquo;He is awake, at least,&rdquo; she
+said, &ldquo;and that is a great comfort; and now and then he
+observes a few very plain facts, mostly relating to Egeria, it is
+true.&nbsp; If it does come to anything, I hope he won&rsquo;t
+ask her to live in a college settlement the year round, though I
+haven&rsquo;t the slightest doubt that she would like it.&nbsp;
+If there were ever two beings created expressly for each other,
+it is these two, and for that reason I have my doubts about the
+matter.&nbsp; Almost all marriages are made between two people
+who haven&rsquo;t the least thing in common, so far as outsiders
+can judge.&nbsp; Egeria and Atlas are almost too well suited for
+marriage.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The progress of the affair had thus far certainly been
+astonishingly rapid, but it might mean nothing.&nbsp;
+Egeria&rsquo;s mind and heart were so easy of access up to a
+certain point that the traveller sometimes overestimated the
+distance covered and the distance still to cover.&nbsp; Atlas
+quoted something about her at the end of the very first day, that
+described her charmingly: &ldquo;Ordinarily, the sweetest ladies
+will make us pass through cold mist and cross a stile or two, or
+a broken bridge, before the formalities are cleared away, to
+grant us rights of citizenship.&nbsp; She is like those frank
+lands where we have not to hand out a passport at the frontier
+and wait for dubious inspection.&rdquo;&nbsp; But the description
+is incomplete.&nbsp; Egeria, indeed, made no one wait at the
+frontier for a dubious inspection of his passport; but once in
+the new domain, while he would be cordially welcomed to parks,
+gardens, lakes, and pleasure grounds, he would find unexpected
+difficulty in entering the queen&rsquo;s private apartments, a
+fact that occasioned surprise to some of the travellers.</p>
+<p>We all took the greatest interest, too, in the romance of
+Phoebe and Jem, for the course of true love did not run at all
+smooth for this young couple.&nbsp; Jack wrote a ballad about
+her, and Egeria made a tune to it, and sang it to the tinkling,
+old-fashioned piano of an evening:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Have you e&rsquo;er seen the street of
+Clovelly?<br />
+The quaint, rambling street of Clovelly,<br />
+With its staircase of stone leading down to the sea,<br />
+To the harbour so sleepy, so old, and so wee,<br />
+The queer, crooked street of Clovelly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you e&rsquo;er seen the lass of Clovelly?<br />
+The sweet little lass of Clovelly,<br />
+With kirtle of grey reaching just to her knee,<br />
+And ankles as neat as ankles may be,<br />
+The yellow-haired lass of Clovelly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s a good honest lad in Clovelly,<br />
+A bold, fisher lad of Clovelly,<br />
+With purpose as straight and swagger as free<br />
+As the course of his boat when breasting a sea,<br />
+The brave sailor lad of Clovelly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you e&rsquo;er seen the church at Clovelly?<br />
+Have you heard the sweet bells of Clovelly?<br />
+The lad and the lassie will hear them, maybe,<br />
+And join hand in hand to sail over life&rsquo;s sea<br />
+From the little stone church at Clovelly.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>When the nights were cool or damp we crowded into Mrs.
+Jack&rsquo;s tiny china-laden sitting-room, and had a blaze in
+the grate with a bit of driftwood burning blue and green and
+violet on top of the coals.&nbsp; Tommy sometimes smelled of
+herring to such a degree that we were obliged to keep the door
+open; but his society was so precious that we endured the
+odours.</p>
+<p>But there were other evenings out of doors, when we sat in a
+sheltered corner down on the pier, watching the line of limestone
+cliffs running westward to the revolving light at Hartland Point
+that sent us alternate flashes of ruby and white across the
+water.&nbsp; Clovelly lamps made glittering disks in the quay
+pool, shining there side by side with the reflected
+star-beams.&nbsp; We could hear the regular swish-swash of the
+waves on the rocks, and to the eastward the dripping of a stream
+that came tumbling over the cliff.</p>
+<p>Such was our last evening in Clovelly; a very quiet one, for
+the charm of the place lay upon us and we were loath to leave
+it.&nbsp; It was warm and balmy, and the moonlight lay upon the
+beach.&nbsp; Egeria leaned against the parapet, the serge of her
+dress showing white against the background of rock.&nbsp; The
+hood of her dark blue yachting-cape was slipping off her head,
+and her eyes were as deep and clear as crystal pools.</p>
+<p>Presently she began to sing,&mdash;first, &ldquo;The Sands
+o&rsquo; Dee,&rdquo; then,&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Three fishers went sailing out into the
+west,<br />
+Out into the west as the sun went down;<br />
+Each thought of the woman who loved him the best,<br />
+And the children stood watching them out of the town.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Egeria is one of the few women who can sing well without an
+accompaniment.&nbsp; She has a thrilling voice, and what with the
+scene, the hour, and the pathos of Kingsley&rsquo;s verses, tears
+rushed into my eyes, and Bill Marks&rsquo; words came back to
+me&mdash;&ldquo;Two-and-twenty men drowned; that&rsquo;s what it
+means to plough the great salt field that is never
+sown.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Atlas gazed at her with eyes that no longer cared to keep
+their secret.&nbsp; Mrs. Jack was still uncertain; for me, I was
+sure.&nbsp; Love had rushed past him like a galloping horseman,
+and shooting an arrow almost without aim, had struck him full in
+the heart, that citadel that had withstood a dozen deliberate
+sieges.</p>
+<p>It was midnight, and our few belongings were packed.&nbsp;
+Egeria had come to the Inn to sleep, and stole into my room to
+warm her toes before the blaze in my grate, for I was chilly and
+had ordered a sixpenny fire.&nbsp; When I say that she came in to
+warm her toes, I am asking you to accept her statement, not mine;
+it is my opinion that she came in for no other purpose than to
+tell me something that was in her mind and heart pleading for
+utterance.</p>
+<p>I didn&rsquo;t help her by leading up to the subject, because
+I thought her fib so flagrant and unnecessary; accordingly, we
+talked over a multitude of things,&mdash;Phoebe and Jem and their
+hard-hearted parents, our visit to Cardiff and Ilfracombe, Bill
+Marks and his wife, the service at the church, and finally her
+walk with Atlas in the churchyard.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We went inside,&rdquo; said Egeria, &ldquo;and I copied
+the inscription on the bronze tablet that Atlas liked so much on
+Sunday: &lsquo;Her grateful and affectionate husband&rsquo;s last
+and proudest wish will be that whenever Divine Providence shall
+call him hence, his name may be engraved on the same tablet that
+is sacred in perpetuating as much virtue and goodness as could
+adorn human nature.&rsquo;&rdquo;&nbsp; Then she went on, with
+apparent lack of sequence: &ldquo;Penelope, don&rsquo;t you think
+it is always perfectly safe to obey a Scriptural command, because
+I have done it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you find it in the Old or the New
+Testament?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Old.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should say that if you found some remarks about
+breaking the bones of your enemy, and have twisted it out of its
+connection, it would be particularly bad advice to
+follow.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is nothing of that sort.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is it, then?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>She took out a tortoise-shell dagger just here, and gave her
+head an absent-minded shake so that her lustrous coil of hair
+uncoiled itself and fell on her shoulders in a ruddy
+spiral.&nbsp; It was a sight to induce covetousness, but one
+couldn&rsquo;t be envious of Egeria.&nbsp; She charmed one by her
+lack of consciousness.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The happy lot<br />
+Be his to follow<br />
+Those threads through lovely curve and hollow,<br />
+And muse a lifetime how they got<br />
+Into that wild, mysterious knot,&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>quoted I, as I gave her head an insinuating pat.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Come, Egeria, stand and deliver!&nbsp; What is the
+Scriptural command, that having first obeyed, you ask my advice
+about afterwards?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Have you a Bible?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You might not think it, but I have, and it is here on
+my table.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then I am going into my room, to lock the door, and
+call the verse through the keyhole.&nbsp; But you must promise
+not to say a word to me till to-morrow morning.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I was not in a position to dictate terms, so I promised.&nbsp;
+The door closed, the bolt shot into the socket, and
+Egeria&rsquo;s voice came so faintly through the keyhole that I
+had to stoop to catch the words:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Deuteronomy, 10:19.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I flew to my Bible.&nbsp;
+Genesis&mdash;Exodus&mdash;Leviticus&mdash;Numbers&mdash;Deuteronomy&mdash;Deut-er-on-omy&mdash;Ten&mdash;Nineteen&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<i>Love ye therefore the stranger</i>&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page165"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 165</span>V<br
+/>
+PENELOPE AT HOME</h2>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;&rsquo;Tis good when you have crossed the
+sea and back<br />
+To find the sit-fast acres where you left them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Emerson</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Beresford
+Broadacres</span>,<br />
+<i>April</i> 15, 19&ndash;.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Penelope</span>, in the old sense, is no
+more!&nbsp; No mound of grass and daisies covers her; no shaft of
+granite or marble marks the place where she rests;&mdash;as a
+matter of fact she never does rest; she walks and runs and sits
+and stands, but her travelling days are over.&nbsp; For the
+present, in a word, the reason that she is no longer
+&ldquo;Penelope,&rdquo; with dozens of portraits and three
+volumes of &ldquo;Experiences&rdquo; to her credit, is, that she
+is Mrs. William Hunt Beresford.</p>
+<p>As for Himself, he is just as much William Hunt Beresford as
+ever he was, for marriage has not staled, nor fatherhood
+withered, his infinite variety.&nbsp; There may be, indeed, a
+difference, ever so slight; a new dignity, and an air of
+responsibility that harmonizes well with the inch of added girth
+at his waist-line and the grey thread or two that becomingly
+sprinkle his dark hair.</p>
+<p>And where is Herself, the vanished Penelope, you ask; the
+companion of Salemina and Francesca; the traveller in England,
+Scotland, Ireland, and Wales; the wanderer in Switzerland and
+Italy?&nbsp; Well, if she is a thought less irresponsible, merry,
+and loquacious, she is happier and wiser.&nbsp; If her easel and
+her palette are not in daily evidence, neither are they
+altogether banished from the scene; and whatever measure of
+cunning Penelope&rsquo;s hand possessed in other days, Mrs.
+Beresford has contrived to preserve.</p>
+<p>If she wields the duster occasionally, in alternation with the
+paint-brush and the pen, she has now a new choice of weapons; and
+as for models,&mdash;her friends, her neighbours, even her
+enemies and rivals, might admire her ingenuity, her thrift, and
+her positive genius in selecting types to paint!&nbsp; She never
+did paint anything beautifully but children, though her
+backgrounds have been praised, also the various young things that
+were a vital part of every composition.&nbsp; She could never
+draw a horse or a cow or an ox to her satisfaction, but a
+long-legged colt, or a newborn Bossy-calf were well within her
+powers.&nbsp; Her puppies and kittens and chickens and goslings
+were always admired by the public, and the fact that the mothers
+and fathers in the respective groups were never quite as
+convincing as their offspring,&mdash;this somehow escaped the
+notice of the critics.</p>
+<p>Very well, then, what was Penelope inspired to do when she
+became Mrs. Beresford and left the Atlantic rolling between the
+beloved Salemina, Francesca, and herself?&nbsp; Why, having
+&ldquo;crossed the sea and back&rdquo; repeatedly, she found
+&ldquo;the sit-fast acres&rdquo; of the house of Beresford where
+she &ldquo;left them&rdquo; and where they had been sitting fast
+for more than a hundred years.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here is the proper place for us to live,&rdquo; she
+said to Himself, when they first viewed the dear delightful New
+England landscape over together.&nbsp; &ldquo;Here is where your
+long roots are, and as my roots have been in half a hundred
+places they can be easily transplanted.&nbsp; You have a decent
+income to begin on; why not eke it out with apples and hay and
+corn and Jersey cows and Plymouth Rock cocks and hens, while I
+use the scenery for my pictures?&nbsp; There are backgrounds here
+for a thousand canvases, all within a mile of your ancestral
+doorstep.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know what you will do for models in this
+remote place,&rdquo; said Himself, putting his hands in his
+pockets and gazing dubiously at the abandoned farm-houses on the
+hillsides; the still green dooryards on the village street where
+no children were playing, and the quiet little brick school-house
+at the turn of the road, from which a dozen half-grown boys and
+girls issued decorously, looking at us like scared rabbits.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have an idea about models,&rdquo; said Mrs.
+Beresford.</p>
+<p>And it turned out that she had, for all that was ten years
+ago, and Penelope the Painter, merged in Mrs. Beresford the
+mother, has the three loveliest models in all the
+countryside!</p>
+<p>Children, of course, are common enough everywhere; not,
+perhaps, as common as they should be, but there are a good many
+clean, well-behaved, truthful, decently-featured little boys and
+girls who will, in course of time, become the bulwarks of the
+Republic, who are of no use as models.&nbsp; The public is not
+interested in, and will neither purchase nor hang on its walls
+anything but a winsome child, a beautiful child, a pathetic
+child, or a picturesquely ragged and dirty child.&nbsp; (The
+latter type is preferably a foreigner, as dirty American children
+are for some reason or other quite unsalable.)</p>
+<p>All this is in explanation of the foregoing remarks about Mrs.
+Beresford&rsquo;s ingenuity, thrift, and genius in selecting
+types to paint.&nbsp; The ingenuity lay in the idea itself; the
+thrift, in securing models that should belong to the Beresford
+&ldquo;sit-fast acres&rdquo; and not have to be searched for and
+&ldquo;hired in&rdquo; by the day; and the genius, in producing
+nothing but enchanting, engrossing, adorable, eminently
+&ldquo;paintable&rdquo; children.&nbsp; They are just as
+obedient, interesting, grammatical, and virtuous as other
+people&rsquo;s offspring, yet they are so beautiful that it would
+be the height of selfishness not to let the world see them and
+turn green with envy.</p>
+<p>When viewed by the casual public in a gallery, nobody of
+course believes that they are real until some kind friend says:
+&ldquo;No, oh, no! not ideal heads at all; perfect likenesses;
+the children of Mr. and Mrs. Beresford; Penelope Hamilton, whose
+signature you see in the corner, <i>is</i> Mrs.
+Beresford.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>When they are exhibited in the guise of, and under such titles
+as: &ldquo;Young April,&rdquo; &ldquo;In May Time,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;Girl with Chickens,&rdquo; &ldquo;Three of a Kind&rdquo;
+(Billy with a kitten and a puppy tumbling over him),
+&ldquo;Little Mothers&rdquo; (Frances and Sally with their
+dolls), &ldquo;When all the World is Young&rdquo; (Billy,
+Frances, and Sally under the trees surrounded by a riot of young
+feathered things, with a lamb and a Jersey calf peeping over a
+fence in the background), then Himself stealthily visits the
+gallery.&nbsp; He stands somewhere near the pictures pulling his
+moustache nervously and listening to the comments of the
+bystanders.&nbsp; Not a word of his identity or paternity does he
+vouchsafe, but occasionally some acquaintance happens to draw
+near, perhaps to compliment or congratulate him.&nbsp; Then he
+has been heard to say vaingloriously: &ldquo;Oh, no! they are not
+flattered; rather the reverse.&nbsp; My wife has an extraordinary
+faculty of catching likenesses, and of course she has a wonderful
+talent, but she agrees with me that she never quite succeeds in
+doing the children justice!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Here we are, then, Himself and I, growing old with the country
+that gave us birth (God bless it!) and our children growing up
+with it, as they always should; for it must have occurred to the
+reader that I am Penelope, Hamilton that was, and also, and above
+all, that I am Mrs. William Hunt Beresford.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>April</i> 20, 19&ndash;.</p>
+<p>Himself and I have gone through the inevitable changes that
+life and love, marriage and parenthood, bring to all human
+creatures; but no one of the dear old group of friends has so
+developed as Francesca.&nbsp; Her last letter, posted in Scotland
+and delivered here seven days later, is like a breath of the
+purple heather and brings her vividly to mind.</p>
+<p>In the old days when we first met she was gay, irresponsible,
+vivacious, and a decided flirt,&mdash;with symptoms of becoming a
+coquette.&nbsp; She was capricious and exacting; she had far too
+large an income for a young girl accountable to nobody; she was
+lovely to look upon, a product of cities and a trifle
+spoiled.</p>
+<p>She danced through Europe with Salemina and me, taking in no
+more information than she could help, but charming everybody that
+she met.&nbsp; She was only fairly well educated, and such
+knowledge as she possessed was vague, uncertain, and never ready
+for instant use.&nbsp; In literature she knew Shakespeare,
+Balzac, Thackeray, Hawthorne, and Longfellow, but if you had
+asked her to place Homer, Schiller, Dante, Victor Hugo, James
+Fenimore Cooper, or Thoreau she couldn&rsquo;t have done it
+within a hundred years.</p>
+<p>In history she had a bowing acquaintance with Napoleon,
+Washington, Wellington, Prince Charlie, Henry of Navarre, Paul
+Revere, and Stonewall Jackson, but as these gallant gentlemen
+stand on the printed page, so they stood shoulder to shoulder,
+elbowing one another in her pretty head, made prettier by a
+wealth of hair, Marcel-waved twice a week.</p>
+<p>These facts were brought out once in examination, by one of
+Francesca&rsquo;s earliest lovers, who, at Salemina&rsquo;s
+request and my own, acted as her tutor during the spring before
+our first trip abroad, the general idea being to prepare her mind
+for foreign travel.</p>
+<p>I suppose we were older and should have known better than to
+allow any man under sixty to tutor Francesca in the spring.&nbsp;
+Anyhow, the season worked its maddest pranks on the
+pedagogue.&nbsp; He fell in love with his pupil within a few
+days,&mdash;they were warm, delicious, budding days, for it was a
+very early, verdant, intoxicating spring that produced an unusual
+crop of romances in our vicinity.&nbsp; Unfortunately the tutor
+was a scholar at heart, as well as a potential lover, and he
+interested himself in making psychological investigations of
+Francesca&rsquo;s mind.&nbsp; She was perfectly willing, for she
+always regarded her ignorance as a huge joke, instead of viewing
+it with shame and embarrassment.&nbsp; What was more natural,
+when she drove, rode, walked, sailed, danced, and &ldquo;sat
+out&rdquo; to her heart&rsquo;s content, while more learned young
+ladies stayed within doors and went to bed at nine o&rsquo;clock
+with no vanity-provoking memories to lull them to sleep?&nbsp;
+The fact that she might not be positive as to whether Dante or
+Milton wrote &ldquo;Paradise Lost,&rdquo; or Palestrina antedated
+Berlioz, or the Mississippi River ran north and south or east and
+west,&mdash;these trifling uncertainties had never cost her an
+offer of marriage or the love of a girl friend; so she was
+perfectly frank and offered no opposition to the investigations
+of the unhappy but conscientious tutor, meeting his questions
+with the frankness of a child.&nbsp; Her attitude of mind was the
+more candid because she suspected the passion of the teacher and
+knew of no surer way to cure him than to let him know her mind
+for what it was.</p>
+<p>When the staggering record of her ignorance on seven subjects
+was set down in a green-covered blank book, she awaited the
+result not only with resignation, but with positive hope; a hope
+that proved to be ill-founded, for curiously enough the tutor was
+still in love with her.&nbsp; Salemina was surprised, but I was
+not.&nbsp; Of course I had to know anatomy in order to paint, but
+there is more in it than that.&nbsp; In painting the outsides of
+people I assure you that I learned to guess more of what was
+inside them than their bony structures!&nbsp; I sketched the
+tutor while he was examining Francesca and I knew that there were
+no abysmal depths of ignorance that could appall him where she
+was concerned.&nbsp; He couldn&rsquo;t explain the situation at
+all, himself.&nbsp; If there was anything that he admired and
+respected in woman, it was a well-stored, logical mind, and three
+months&rsquo; tutoring of Francesca had shown him that her mental
+machinery was of an obsolete pattern and that it was not even in
+good working order.&nbsp; He could not believe himself influenced
+(so he confessed to me) by such trivial things as curling lashes,
+pink ears, waving hair (he had never heard of Marcel), or mere
+beauties of colour and line and form.&nbsp; He said he was not so
+sure about Francesca&rsquo;s eyes.&nbsp; Eyes like hers, he
+remarked in confidence, were not beneath the notice of any man,
+be he President of Harvard University or Master of Balliol
+College, for they seemed to promise something never once revealed
+in the green examination book.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are quite right,&rdquo; I answered him; &ldquo;the
+green book is not all there is of Miss Monroe, but whatever there
+is is plainly not for you&rdquo;; and he humbly agreed with my
+dictum.</p>
+<p>Is it not strange that a man will talk to one woman about the
+charms of another for days upon days without ever realizing that
+she may possibly be born for some other purpose than listening to
+him?&nbsp; For an hour or two, of course, any sympathetic or
+generous-minded person can be interested in the confidences of a
+lover; but at the end of weeks or months, during which time he
+has never once regarded his listener as a human being of the
+feminine gender, with eyes, nose, and hair in no way inferior to
+those of his beloved,&mdash;at the end of that time he should be
+shaken, smitten, waked from his dreams, and told in ringing tones
+that in a tolerably large universe there are probably two women
+worth looking at, the one about whom he is talking, and the one
+to whom he is talking!</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 12, 19&ndash;.</p>
+<p>To go on about Francesca, she always had a quick intelligence,
+a sense of humour, a heart, and a conscience; four things not to
+be despised in the equipment of a woman.&nbsp; The wit she used
+lavishly for the delight of the world at large; the heart had not
+(in the tutor&rsquo;s time) found anything or anybody on which to
+spend itself; the conscience certainly was not working overtime
+at the same period, but I always knew that it was there and would
+be an excellent reliable organ when once aroused.</p>
+<p>Of course there is no reason why the Reverend Ronald
+MacDonald, of the Established Church of Scotland, should have
+been the instrument chosen to set all the wheels of
+Francesca&rsquo;s being in motion, but so it was; and a great
+clatter and confusion they made in our Edinburgh household when
+the machinery started!&nbsp; If Ronald was handsome he was also a
+splendid fellow; if he was a preacher he was also a man; and no
+member of the laity could have been more ardently and
+satisfactorily in love than he.&nbsp; It was the ardour that
+worked the miracle; and when Francesca was once warmed through to
+the core, she began to grow.&nbsp; Her modest fortune helped
+things a little at the beginning of their married life, for it
+not only made existence easier, but enabled them to be of more
+service in the straggling, struggling country parishes where they
+found themselves at first.</p>
+<p>Francesca&rsquo;s beautiful American clothes shocked
+Ronald&rsquo;s congregations now and then, and it was felt that,
+though possible, it was not very probable, that the grace of God
+could live with such hats and shoes, such gloves and jewels as
+hers.&nbsp; But by the time Ronald was called from his
+Argyllshire church to St. Giles&rsquo;s Cathedral in Edinburgh
+there was a better understanding of young Mrs. MacDonald&rsquo;s
+raiment and its relation to natural and revealed religion.&nbsp;
+It appeared now that a clergyman&rsquo;s wife, by strict
+attention to parochial duties; by being the mother of three
+children all perfectly well behaved in church; by subscribing
+generously to all worthy charities; by never conducting herself
+as light-mindedly as her eyes and conversation seemed to
+portend,&mdash;it appeared that a woman <i>could</i> live down
+her clothes!&nbsp; It was a Bishop, I think, who argued in
+Francesca&rsquo;s behalf that godliness did not necessarily dwell
+in frieze and stout leather and that it might flourish in lace
+and chiffon.&nbsp; Salemina and I used to call Ronald and
+Francesca the antinomic pair.&nbsp; Antinomics, one finds by
+consulting the authorities, are apparently contradictory poles,
+which, however, do not really contradict, but are only
+correlatives, the existence of one making the existence of the
+other necessary, explaining each other and giving each other a
+real standing and equilibrium.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 7, 19&ndash;.</p>
+<p>What immeasurable leagues of distance lie between Salemina,
+Francesca, and me!&nbsp; Not only leagues of space divide us, but
+the difference in environment, circumstances, and
+responsibilities that give reality to space; yet we have bridged
+the gulf successfully by a particular sort of three-sided
+correspondence, almost impersonal enough to be published, yet
+revealing all the little details of daily life one to the
+other.</p>
+<p>When we three found that we should be inevitably separated for
+some years, we adopted the habit of a &ldquo;loose-leaf
+diary.&rdquo;&nbsp; The pages are perforated with large circular
+holes and put together in such a way that one can remove any leaf
+without injuring the book.&nbsp; We write down, as the spirit
+moves us, the more interesting happenings of the day, and once in
+a fortnight, perhaps, we slip a half-dozen selected pages into an
+envelope and the packet starts on its round between America,
+Scotland, and Ireland.&nbsp; In this way we have kept up with
+each other without any apparent severing of intimate friendship,
+and a farmhouse in New England, a manse in Scotland, and the
+Irish home of a Trinity College professor and his lady are
+brought into frequent contact.</p>
+<p>Inspired by Francesca&rsquo;s last budget, full of all sorts
+of revealing details of her daily life, I said to Himself at
+breakfast: &ldquo;I am not going to paint this morning, nor am I
+going to &lsquo;keep house&rsquo;; I propose to write in my
+loose-leaf diary, and what is more I propose to write about
+marriage!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>When I mentioned to Himself the subject I intended to treat,
+he looked up in alarm.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t, I beg of you, Penelope,&rdquo; he
+said.&nbsp; &ldquo;If you do it the other two will follow
+suit.&nbsp; Women cannot discuss marriage without dragging in
+husbands, and MacDonald, La Touche, and I won&rsquo;t have a leg
+to stand upon.&nbsp; The trouble with these &lsquo;loose
+leaves&rsquo; that you three keep for ever in circulation is,
+that the cleverer they are the more publicity they get.&nbsp;
+Francesca probably reads your screeds at her Christian Endeavour
+meetings just as you cull extracts from Salemina&rsquo;s for your
+Current Events Club.&nbsp; In a word, the loosened leaf leads to
+the loosened tongue, and that&rsquo;s rather epigrammatic for a
+farmer at breakfast time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am not going to write about husbands,&rdquo; I said,
+&ldquo;least of all my own, but about marriage as an institution;
+the part it plays in the evolution of human beings.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nevertheless, everything you say about it will reflect
+upon me,&rdquo; argued Himself.&nbsp; &ldquo;The only husband a
+woman knows is her own husband, and everything she thinks about
+marriage is gathered from her own experience.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Your attitude is not only timid, it is positively
+cowardly!&rdquo; I exclaimed.&nbsp; &ldquo;You are an excellent
+husband as husbands go, and I don&rsquo;t consider that I have
+retrograded mentally or spiritually during our ten years of life
+together.&nbsp; It is true nothing has been said in private or
+public about any improvement in me due to your influence, but
+perhaps that is because the idea has got about that your head is
+easily turned by flattery.&mdash;Anyway, I shall be entirely
+impersonal in what I write.&nbsp; I shall say I believe in
+marriage because I cannot think of any better arrangement; also
+that I believe in marrying men because there is nothing else
+<i>to</i> marry.&nbsp; I shall also quote that feminist lecturer
+who said that the bitter business of every woman in the world is
+to convert a trap into a home.&nbsp; Of course I laughed
+inwardly, but my shoulders didn&rsquo;t shake for two minutes as
+yours did.&nbsp; They were far more eloquent than any loose leaf
+from a diary; for they showed every other man in the audience
+that you didn&rsquo;t consider that <i>you</i> had to set any
+&lsquo;traps&rsquo; for <i>me</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Himself leaned back in his chair and gave way to unbridled
+mirth.&nbsp; When he could control his speech, he wiped the tears
+from his eyes and said offensively:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I didn&rsquo;t; did I?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; I replied, flinging the tea-cosy at his
+head, missing it, and breaking the oleander on the plant-shelf
+ten feet distant.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You wouldn&rsquo;t be unmarried for the world!&rdquo;
+said Himself.&nbsp; &ldquo;You couldn&rsquo;t paint every day,
+you know you couldn&rsquo;t; and where could you find anything so
+beautiful to paint as your own children unless you painted me;
+and it just occurs to me that you never paid me the compliment of
+asking me to sit for you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t paint men,&rdquo; I objected.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;They are too massive and rugged and ugly.&nbsp; Their
+noses are big and hard and their bones show through everywhere
+excepting when they are fat and then they are disgusting.&nbsp;
+Their eyes don&rsquo;t shine, their hair is never beautiful, they
+have no dimples in their hands and elbows; you can&rsquo;t see
+their mouths because of their moustaches, and generally
+it&rsquo;s no loss; and their clothes are stiff and conventional
+with no colour, nor any flowing lines to paint.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I know where you keep your &lsquo;properties,&rsquo;
+and I&rsquo;ll make myself a mass of colour and flowing lines if
+you&rsquo;ll try me,&rdquo; Himself said meekly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, dear,&rdquo; I responded amiably.&nbsp; &ldquo;You
+are very nice, but you are not a costume man, and I shudder to
+think what you would make of yourself if I allowed you to visit
+my property-room.&nbsp; If I ever have to paint you (not for
+pleasure, but as a punishment), you shall wear your everyday
+corduroys and I&rsquo;ll surround you with the children; then you
+know perfectly well that the public will never notice you at
+all.&rdquo;&nbsp; Whereupon I went to my studio built on the top
+of the long rambling New England shed and loved what I painted
+yesterday so much that I went on with it, finding that I had said
+to Himself almost all that I had in mind to say, about marriage
+as an institution.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>June</i> 15, 19&ndash;.</p>
+<p>We were finishing luncheon on the veranda with all out of
+doors to give us appetite.&nbsp; It was Buttercup Sunday, a
+yellow June one that had been preceded by Pussy Willow Sunday,
+Dandelion Sunday, Apple Blossom, Wild Iris, and Lilac Sunday, to
+be followed by Daisy and Black-Eyed Susan and White Clematis and
+Goldenrod and Wild Aster and Autumn Leaf Sundays.</p>
+<p>Francie was walking over the green-sward with a bowl and
+spoon, just as our Scottish men friends used to do with oat-meal
+at breakfast time.&nbsp; The Sally-baby was blowing bubbles in
+her milk, and Himself and I were discussing a book lately
+received from London.</p>
+<p>Suddenly I saw Billy, who had wandered from the table, sitting
+on the steps bending over a tiny bird&rsquo;s egg in his open
+hand.&nbsp; I knew that he must have taken it from some low-hung
+nest, but taken it in innocence, for he looked at it with
+solicitude as an object of tender and fragile beauty.&nbsp; He
+had never given a thought to the mother&rsquo;s days of patient
+brooding, nor that he was robbing the summer world of one
+bird&rsquo;s flight and one bird&rsquo;s song.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Did you hear the whippoorwills singing last night,
+Daddy?&rdquo; I asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I did, indeed, and long before sunrise this
+morning.&nbsp; There must be a new family in our orchard, I
+think; but then we have coaxed hundreds of birds our way this
+spring by our little houses, our crumbs, and our drinking
+dishes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, we have never had so many since we came here to
+live.&nbsp; Look at that little brown bird flying about in the
+tall apple-tree, Francie; she seems to be in trouble.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;P&rsquo;r&rsquo;haps it&rsquo;s Mrs. Smiff&rsquo;s
+wenomous cat,&rdquo; exclaimed Francie, running to look for a
+particularly voracious animal that lived across the fields, but
+had been known to enter our bird-Eden.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hear this, Daddy; isn&rsquo;t it pretty?&rdquo; I said,
+taking up the &ldquo;Life of Dorothy Grey.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Billy pricked up his ears, for he can never see a book opened
+without running to join the circle, so eager he is not to lose a
+precious word.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The wren sang early this morning&rdquo; (I read
+slowly).&nbsp; &ldquo;We talked about it at breakfast and how
+many people there were who would not be aware of it; and E. said,
+&lsquo;Fancy, if God came in and said: &ldquo;Did you notice my
+wren?&rdquo; and they were obliged to say they had not known it
+was there!&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Billy rose quietly and stole away behind the trees, returning
+in a few moments, empty-handed, to stand by my side.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Does God know how many eggs there are in a bird&rsquo;s
+nest, mother?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;People have so many different ideas about what God sees
+and takes note of, that it&rsquo;s hard to say, sonny.&nbsp; Of
+course you remember that the Bible says not one sparrow falls to
+the ground but He knows it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The mother bird can&rsquo;t count her eggs, can she,
+mother?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! Billy, you do ask the hardest questions; ones that
+I can never answer by Yes and No!&nbsp; She broods her eggs all
+day and all night and never lets them get cold, so she must know,
+at any rate, that they are going to <i>be</i> birds, don&rsquo;t
+you think?&nbsp; And of course she wouldn&rsquo;t want to lose
+one; that&rsquo;s the reason she&rsquo;s so faithful!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well!&rdquo; said Billy, after a long pause, &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t care quite so much about the mother, because
+sometimes there are five eggs in a weeny, weeny nest that never
+could hold five little ones without their scrunching each other
+and being uncomfortable.&nbsp; But if God should come in and say:
+&lsquo;Did you take my egg, that was going to be a bird?&rsquo; I
+just couldn&rsquo;t bear it!&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>June</i> 15, 19&ndash;.</p>
+<p>Another foreign mail is in and the village postmistress has
+sent an impassioned request that I steam off the stamps for her
+boy&rsquo;s album, enriched during my residence here by specimens
+from eleven different countries. (&ldquo;Mis&rsquo; Beresford
+beats the Wanderin&rsquo; Jew all holler if so be she&rsquo;s
+be&rsquo;n to all them places, an&rsquo; come back
+alive!&rdquo;&mdash;so she says to Himself.)&nbsp; Among the
+letters there is a budget of loose leaves from Salemina&rsquo;s
+diary, Salemina, who is now Mrs. Gerald La Touche, wife of
+Professor La Touche, of Trinity College, Dublin, and stepmother
+to Jackeen and Broona La Touche.</p>
+<p>It is midsummer, College is not in session, and they are at
+Rosnaree House, their place in County Meath.</p>
+<p>Salemina is the one of our trio who continues to move in grand
+society.&nbsp; She it is who dines at the Viceregal Lodge and
+Dublin Castle.&nbsp; She it is who goes with her distinguished
+husband for week-ends with the Master of the Horse, the Lord
+Chancellor, and the Dean of the Chapel Royal.&nbsp; Francesca, it
+is true, makes her annual bow to the Lord High Commissioner at
+Holyrood Palace and dines there frequently during Assembly Week;
+and as Ronald numbers one Duke, two Earls, and several Countesses
+and Dowager Countesses in his parish, there are awe-inspiring
+visiting cards to be found in the silver salver on her hall
+table,&mdash;but Salemina in Ireland literally lives with the
+great, of all classes and conditions!&nbsp; She is in the heart
+of the Irish Theatre and the Modern Poetry movements,&mdash;and
+when she is not hobnobbing with playwrights and poets she is
+consorting with the Irish nobility and gentry.</p>
+<p>I cannot help thinking that she would still be Miss Peabody,
+of Salem, Massachusetts, had it not been for my generous and
+helpful offices, and those of Francesca!&nbsp; Never were two
+lovers, parted in youth in America and miraculously reunited in
+middle age in Ireland, more recalcitrant in declaring their
+mutual affection than Dr. La Touche and Salemina!&nbsp; Nothing
+in the world divided them but imaginary barriers.&nbsp; He was
+not rich, but he had a comfortable salary and a dignified and
+honourable position among men.&nbsp; He had two children, but
+they were charming, and therefore so much to the good.&nbsp;
+Salemina was absolutely &ldquo;foot loose&rdquo; and tied down to
+no duties in America, so no one could blame her for marrying an
+Irishman.&nbsp; She had never loved any one else, and Dr. La
+Touche might have had that information for the asking; but he was
+such a bat for blindness, adder for deafness, and lamb for
+meekness that because she refused him once, when she was the only
+comfort of an aged mother and father, he concluded that she would
+refuse him again, though she was now alone in the world.&nbsp;
+His late wife, a poor, flighty, frivolous invalid, the kind of
+woman who always entangles a sad, vague, absent-minded scholar,
+had died six years before, and never were there two children so
+in need of a mother as Jackeen and Broona, a couple of
+affectionate, hot-headed, bewitching, ragged, tousled Irish
+darlings.&nbsp; I would cheerfully have married Dr. Gerald
+myself, just for the sake of his neglected babies, but I dislike
+changes and I had already espoused Himself.</p>
+<p>However, a summer in Ireland, undertaken with no such great
+stakes in mind as Salemina&rsquo;s marriage, made possible a
+chance meeting of the two old friends.&nbsp; This was followed by
+several others, devised by us with incendiary motives, and
+without Salemina&rsquo;s knowledge.&nbsp; There was also the
+unconscious plea of the children working a daily spell; there was
+the past, with its memories, tugging at both their hearts; and
+above all there was a steady, dogged, copious stream of mental
+suggestion emanating from Francesca and me, so that, in course of
+time, our middle-aged couple did succeed in confessing to each
+other that a separate future was impossible for them.</p>
+<p>They never would have encountered each other had it not been
+for us; never, never would have become engaged; and as for the
+wedding, we forcibly led them to the altar, saying that we must
+leave Ireland and the ceremony could not be delayed.</p>
+<p>Not that we are the recipients of any gratitude for all
+this!&nbsp; Rather the reverse!&nbsp; They constantly allude to
+their marriage as made in Heaven, although there probably never
+was another union where creatures of earth so toiled and slaved
+to assist the celestial powers.</p>
+<p>I wonder why middle-aged and elderly lovers make such an
+appeal to me!&nbsp; Is it because I have lived much in New
+England, where &ldquo;ladies-in-waiting&rdquo; are all too
+common,&mdash;where the wistful bride-groom has an invalid mother
+to support, or a barren farm out of which he cannot wring a
+living, or a malignant father who cherishes a bitter grudge
+against his son&rsquo;s chosen bride and all her
+kindred,&mdash;where the woman herself is compassed about with
+obstacles, dragging out a pinched and colourless existence year
+after year?</p>
+<p>And when at length the two waiting ones succeed in triumphing
+over circumstances, they often come together wearily, soberly,
+with half the joy pressed out of life.&nbsp; Young lovers have no
+fears!&nbsp; That the future holds any terrors, difficulties,
+bugbears of any sort they never seem to imagine, and so they are
+delightful and amusing to watch in their gay and sometimes
+irresponsible and selfish courtships; but they never tug at my
+heart-strings as their elders do, when the great, the
+long-delayed moment comes.</p>
+<p>Francesca and I, in common with Salemina&rsquo;s other
+friends, thought that she would never marry.&nbsp; She had been
+asked often enough in her youth, but she was not the sort of
+woman who falls in love at forty.&nbsp; What we did not know was
+that she had fallen in love with Gerald La Touche at
+five-and-twenty and had never fallen out,&mdash;keeping her
+feelings to herself during the years that he was espoused to
+another, very unsuitable lady.&nbsp; Our own sentimental
+experiences, however, had sharpened our eyes, and we divined at
+once that Dr. La Touche, a scholar of fifty, shy, reserved,
+self-distrustful, and oh! so in need of anchor and
+harbour,&mdash;that he was the only husband in the world for
+Salemina; and that he, after giving all that he had and was to an
+unappreciative woman, would be unspeakably blessed in the wife of
+our choosing.</p>
+<p>I remember so well something that he said to me once as we sat
+at twilight on the bank of the lake near Devorgilla.&nbsp; The
+others were rowing toward us bringing the baskets for a tea
+picnic, and we, who had come in the first boat, were talking
+quietly together about intimate things.&nbsp; He told me that a
+frail old scholar, a brother professor, used to go back from the
+college to his house every night bowed down with weariness and
+pain and care, and that he used to say to his wife as he sank
+into his seat by the fire: &ldquo;Oh! praise me, my wife, praise
+me!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>My eyes filled and I turned away to hide the tears when Dr.
+Gerald continued absently: &ldquo;As for me, Mistress Beresford,
+when I go home at night I take my only companion from the
+mantelshelf and leaning back in my old armchair say,
+&lsquo;Praise me, my pipe, praise me!&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And Salemina Peabody was in the boat coming toward us, looking
+as serenely lovely in a grey tweed and broad white hat as any
+good sweet woman of forty could look, while he gazed at her
+&ldquo;through a glass darkly&rdquo; as if she were practically
+non-existent, or had nothing whatever to do with the case.</p>
+<p>I concealed rebellious opinions of blind bats, deaf adders,
+meek lambs, and obstinate pigs, but said very gently and
+impersonally: &ldquo;I hope you won&rsquo;t always allow your
+pipe to be your only companion;&mdash;you, with your children,
+your name and position, your home and yourself to give&mdash;to
+somebody!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But he only answered: &ldquo;You exaggerate, my dear madam;
+there is not enough left in me or of me to offer to any
+woman!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And I could do nothing but make his tea graciously and hand it
+to him, wondering that he was able to see the cup or the
+bread-and-butter sandwich that I put into his modest, ungrateful
+hand.</p>
+<p>However, it is all a thing of the past, that dim, sweet, grey
+romance that had its rightful background in a country of subdued
+colourings, of pensive sweetness, of gentle greenery, where there
+is an eternal wistfulness in the face of the natural world,
+speaking of the springs of hidden tears.</p>
+<p>Their union is a perfect success, and I echo the Boots of the
+inn at Devorgilla when he said: &ldquo;An&rsquo; sure it&rsquo;s
+the doctor that&rsquo;s the satisfied man an&rsquo; the luck is
+on him as well as on e&rsquo;er a man alive!&nbsp; As for her
+ladyship, she&rsquo;s one o&rsquo; the blessings o&rsquo; the
+wurruld an&rsquo; &rsquo;t would be an o&rsquo;jus pity to spile
+two houses wid &rsquo;em.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>July</i> 12, 19&ndash;.</p>
+<p>We were all out in the orchard sunning ourselves on the little
+haycocks that the &ldquo;hired man&rdquo; had piled up here and
+there under the trees.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not really so beautiful as Italy,&rdquo; I said
+to Himself, gazing up at the newly set fruit on the apple boughs
+and then across the close-cut hay field to the level pasture,
+with its rocks and cow paths, its blueberry bushes and sweet
+fern, its clumps of young sumachs, till my eyes fell upon the
+deep green of the distant pines.&nbsp; &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t bear
+to say it, because it seems disloyal, but I almost believe I
+think so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not as picturesque,&rdquo; Himself agreed
+grudgingly, his eye following mine from point to point;
+&ldquo;and why do we love it so?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There is nothing delicious and luxuriant about
+it,&rdquo; I went on critically, &ldquo;yet it has a delicate,
+ethereal, austere, straight-forward Puritanical loveliness of its
+own; but, no, it is not as beautiful as Italy or Ireland, and it
+isn&rsquo;t as tidy as England.&nbsp; If you keep away from the
+big manufacturing towns and their outskirts you may go by motor
+or railway through shire after shire in England and never see
+anything unkempt, down-at-the-heel, out-at-elbows, or
+ill-cared-for; no broken-down fences or stone walls; no heaps of
+rubbish or felled trees by the wayside; no unpainted or tottering
+buildings&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You see plenty of ruins,&rdquo; interrupted Himself in
+a tone that promised argument.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but ruins are different; they are finished; they
+are not tottering, they <i>have</i> tottered!&nbsp; Our country
+is too big, I suppose, to be &lsquo;tidy,&rsquo; but how I should
+like to take just one of the United States and clear it up, back
+yards and all, from border line to border line!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You are talking like a housewife now, not like an
+artist,&rdquo; said Himself reprovingly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I am both, I hope, and I don&rsquo;t intend that
+any one shall know where the one begins or the other leaves off,
+either!&nbsp; And if any foreigner should remark that America is
+unfinished or untidy I shall deny it!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Fie!&nbsp; Penelope!&nbsp; You who used to be a citizen
+of the world!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I am still, so far as a roving foot and a knowledge
+of three languages can make me; but you remember that the soul
+&lsquo;retains the characteristic of its race and the heart is
+true to its own country, even to its own
+parish.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When shall we be going to the other countries,
+mother?&rdquo; asked Billy.&nbsp; &ldquo;When shall we see our
+aunt in Scotland and our aunt in Ireland?&rdquo;&nbsp; (Poor
+lambs!&nbsp; Since the death of their Grandmother Beresford they
+do not possess a real relation in the world!)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It will not be very long, Billy,&rdquo; I said.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;We don&rsquo;t want to go until we can leave the
+perambulator behind.&nbsp; The Sally-baby toddles now, but she
+must be able to walk on the English downs and the Highland
+heather.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And the Irish bogs,&rdquo; interpolated Billy, who has
+a fancy for detail.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, the Irish bogs are not always easy
+travelling,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;but the Sally-baby will
+soon be old enough to feel the spring of the Irish turf under her
+feet.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What will the chickens and ducklings and pigeons do
+while we are gone?&rdquo; asked Francie.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;An&rsquo; the lammies?&rdquo; piped the Sally-baby, who
+has all the qualities of Mary in the immortal lyric.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! we won&rsquo;t leave home until the spring has come
+and all the young things are born.&nbsp; The grass will be green,
+the dandelions will have their puff-balls on, the apple blossoms
+will be over, and Daddy will get a kind man to take care of
+everything for us.&nbsp; It will be May time and we will sail in
+a big ship over to the aunts and uncles in Scotland and Ireland
+and I shall show them my children&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And we shall play &lsquo;hide-and-go-coop&rsquo; with
+their children,&rdquo; interrupted Francie joyously.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They will never have heard of that game, but you will
+all play together!&rdquo;&nbsp; And here I leaned back on the
+warm haycock and blinked my eyes a bit in moist anticipation of
+happiness to come.&nbsp; &ldquo;There will be eight-year-old
+Ronald MacDonald to climb and ride and sail with our Billy; and
+there will be little Penelope who is named for me, and will be
+Francie&rsquo;s playmate; and the new little boy
+baby&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Proba&rsquo;ly Aunt Francie&rsquo;s new boy baby will
+grow up and marry our girl one,&rdquo; suggested Billy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He has my consent to the alliance in advance,&rdquo;
+said Himself, &ldquo;but I dare say your mother has arranged it
+all in her own mind and my advice will not be needed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have not arranged anything,&rdquo; I retorted;
+&ldquo;or if I have it was nothing more than a thought of young
+Ronald or Jack La Touche in&mdash;another
+quarter,&rdquo;&mdash;this with discreetly veiled emphasis.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is another quarter, mother?&rdquo; inquired
+Francie, whose mental agility is somewhat embarrassing.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, why,&mdash;well,&mdash;it is any other place than
+the one you are talking about.&nbsp; Do you see?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not so very well, but p&rsquo;r&rsquo;aps I will in a
+minute.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hope springs eternal!&rdquo; quoted Francie&rsquo;s
+father.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And then, as I was saying before being interrupted by
+the entire family, we will go and visit the Irish cousins,
+Jackeen and Broona, who belong to Aunt Salemina and Uncle Gerald,
+and the Sally-baby will be the centre of attraction because she
+is her Aunt Salemina&rsquo;s godchild&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But we are all God&rsquo;s children,&rdquo; insisted
+Billy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course we are.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the difference between a god-child and a
+God&rsquo;s child?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The bottle of chloroform is in the medicine closet, my
+poor dear; shall I run and get it?&rdquo; murmured Himself
+<i>sotto voce</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Every child is a child of God,&rdquo; I began
+helplessly, &ldquo;and when she is somebody&rsquo;s godchild
+she&mdash;oh! lend me your handkerchief, Billy!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it the nose-bleed, mother?&rdquo; he asked, bending
+over me solicitously.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, oh, no! it&rsquo;s nothing at all, dear.&nbsp;
+Perhaps the hay was going to make me sneeze.&nbsp; What was I
+saying?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;About the god&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, yes!&nbsp; I remember!&nbsp;
+(<i>Ka-choo</i>!)&nbsp; We will take the Irish cousins and the
+Scotch cousins and go all together to see the Tower of London and
+Westminster Abbey.&nbsp; We&rsquo;ll go to Bushey Park and see
+the chestnuts in bloom, and will dine at Number 10, Dovermarle
+Street&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I shall not go there, Billy,&rdquo; said Himself.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;It was at Number 10, Dovermarle Street that your mother
+told me she wouldn&rsquo;t marry me; or at least that she&rsquo;d
+have to do a lot of thinking before she&rsquo;d say Yes; so she
+left London and went to North Malvern.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Couldn&rsquo;t she think in London?&rdquo;&nbsp; (This
+was Billy.)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Didn&rsquo;t she always want to be married to
+you?&rdquo;&nbsp; (This was Francie.)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not always.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Didn&rsquo;t she like <i>us</i>?&rdquo;&nbsp; (Still
+Francie.)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You were never mentioned,&mdash;not one of
+you!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That seems rather queer!&rdquo; remarked Billy, giving
+me a reproachful look.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So we&rsquo;ll leave the Irish and Scotch uncles and
+aunts behind and go to North Malvern just by ourselves.&nbsp; It
+was there that your mother concluded that she <i>would</i> marry
+me, and I rather like the place.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mother loves it, too; she talks to me about it when she
+puts me to bed.&rdquo;&nbsp; (Francie again.)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No doubt; but you&rsquo;ll find your mother&rsquo;s
+heart scattered all over the Continent of Europe.&nbsp; One bit
+will be clinging to a pink thorn in England; another will be in
+the Highlands somewhere,&mdash;wherever the heather&rsquo;s in
+bloom; another will be hanging on the Irish gorse bushes where
+they are yellowest; and another will be hidden under the seat of
+a Venetian gondola.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t listen to Daddy&rsquo;s nonsense,
+children!&nbsp; He thinks mother throws her heart about
+recklessly while he loves only one thing at a time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Four things!&rdquo; expostulated Himself, gallantly
+viewing our little group at large.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Strictly speaking, we are not four things, we are only
+four parts of one thing;&mdash;counting you in, and I really
+suppose you ought to be counted in, we are five parts of one
+thing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Shall we come home again from the other
+countries?&rdquo; asked Billy.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, sonny!&nbsp; The little Beresfords must come
+back and grow up with their own country.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Am I a little Beresford, mother?&rdquo; asked Francie,
+looking wistfully at her brother as belonging to the superior sex
+and the eldest besides.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And is the Sally-baby one too?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Himself laughed unrestrainedly at this.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;She is,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;but you are more than
+half mother, with your unexpectednesses.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I love to be more than half mother!&rdquo; cried
+Francie, casting herself violently about my neck and imbedding me
+in the haycock.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you, dear, but pull me up now.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+supper-time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Billy picked up the books and the rug and made preparations
+for the brief journey to the house.&nbsp; I put my hair in order
+and smoothed my skirts.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Will there be supper like ours in the other countries,
+mother?&rdquo; he asked.&nbsp; &ldquo;And if we go in May time,
+when do we come back again?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Himself rose from the ground with a luxurious stretch of his
+arms, looking with joy and pride at our home fields bathed in the
+afternoon midsummer sun.&nbsp; He took the Sally-baby&rsquo;s
+outstretched hands and lifted her, crowing, to his shoulder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Help sister over the stubble, my son.&mdash;We&rsquo;ll
+come away from the other countries whenever mother says:
+&lsquo;Come, children, it&rsquo;s time for
+supper.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll be back for Thanksgiving,&rdquo; I assured
+Billy, holding him by one hand and Francie by the other, as we
+walked toward the farmhouse.&nbsp; &ldquo;We won&rsquo;t live in
+the other countries, because Daddy&rsquo;s &lsquo;sit-fast
+acres&rsquo; are here in New England.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But whenever and wherever we five are together,
+especially wherever mother is, it will always be home,&rdquo;
+said Himself thankfully, under his breath.</p>
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+Penelope's Postscripts
+
+by Kate Douglas Wiggin
+
+
+
+
+Contents:
+
+Penelope in Switzerland
+Penelope in Venice
+Penelope's Prints of Wales
+Penelope in Devon
+Penelope at Home
+
+
+
+PENELOPE IN SWITZERLAND
+
+
+
+A DAY IN PESTALOZZI-TOWN
+
+Salemina and I were in Geneva. If you had ever travelled through
+Europe with a charming spinster who never sat down at a Continental
+table d'hote without being asked by an American vis-a-vis whether
+she were one of the P.'s of Salem, Massachusetts, you would
+understand why I call my friend Salemina. She doesn't mind it.
+She knows that I am simply jealous because I came from a vulgarly
+large tribe that never had any coat-of-arms, and whose ancestors
+always sealed their letters with their thumb nails.
+
+Whenever Francesca and I call her "Salemina," she knows, and we
+know that she knows, that we are seeing a group of noble ancestors
+in a sort of halo over her serene and dignified head, so she
+remains unruffled under her petit nom, inasmuch as the casual
+public comprehends nothing of its spurious origin and thinks it was
+given her by her sponsors in baptism.
+
+Francesca, Salemina, and I have very different backgrounds. The
+first-named is an extremely pretty person of large income who is
+travelling with us simply because her relatives think that she will
+"see Europe" more advantageously under our chaperonage than if she
+were accompanied by persons of her own age or "set."
+
+Salemina is a philanthropist and educator of the first rank, and is
+collecting all sorts of valuable material to put at the service of
+her own country when she returns to it, which will not be a moment
+before her letter of credit is exhausted.
+
+I, too, am quasi-educational, for I had a few years of experience
+in mothering and teaching little waifs and strays of the streets
+before I began to paint pictures. Never shall I regret those
+nerve-racking, back-breaking, heart-warming, weary, and beautiful
+years, when, all unconsciously, I was learning to paint children by
+living with them. Even now the spell still works and it is the
+curly head, the "shining morning face," the ready tear, the
+glancing smile of childhood that enchains me and gives my brush
+whatever skill it possesses.
+
+We had not been especially high-minded or educational in
+Switzerland, Salemina and I. The worm will turn; and there is a
+point where the improvement of one's mind seems a farce, and the
+service of humanity, for the moment, a duty only born of a diseased
+imagination.
+
+How can one sit on a vine-embowered balcony facing lovely Lake
+Geneva and think about modern problems,--Improved Tenements, Child
+Labour, Single Tax, Sweat Shops, and the Right Training of the
+Rising Civilization? Blue Lake Geneva!--blue as a woman's eye,
+blue as the vault of heaven, dropped into the lap of the green
+earth like a great sparkling sapphire! Mont Blanc you know to be
+just behind the clouds on the other side, and that presently, after
+hours or days of patient waiting, he may condescend to unveil
+himself to your worshipful gaze.
+
+"He is wise in his dignity and reserve," mused Salemina as we sat
+on the veranda. "He is all the more sublime because he withdraws
+himself from time to time. In fact, if he didn't see fit to cover
+himself occasionally, one could neither eat nor sleep, nor do
+anything but adore and magnify."
+
+The day before this interview we had sailed to the end of the
+sapphire lake and visited the "snow-white battlements" of the
+Castle of Chillon; seen its "seven pillars of Gothic mould," and
+its dungeons deep and old, where poor Bonnivard, Byron's famous
+"Prisoner of Chillon," lay captive for so many years, and where
+Rousseau fixes the catastrophe of his Heloise.
+
+We had just been to Coppet too; Coppet where the Neckers lived and
+Madame de Stael was born and lived during many years of her life.
+We had wandered through the shaded walks of the magnificent chateau
+garden, and strolled along the terrace where the eloquent Corinne
+had walked with the Schlegels and other famous habitues of her
+salon. We had visited Calvin's house at 11 Rue des Chanoines,
+Rousseau's at No. 40 on the Grande Rue, and Voltaire's at Ferney.
+
+And so we had been living the past, Salemina and I. But
+
+
+"Early one morning,
+Just as the day was dawning."
+
+
+my slumbering conscience rose in Puritan strength and asserted its
+rights to a hearing.
+
+"Salemina," said I, as I walked into her room, "this life that we
+are leading will not do for me any longer. I have been too much
+immersed in ruins. Last night in writing to a friend in New York I
+uttered the most disloyal and incendiary statements. I said that I
+would rather die than live without ruins of some kind; that America
+was so new, and crude, and spick and span, that it was obnoxious to
+any aesthetic soul; that our tendency to erect hideous public
+buildings and then keep them in repair afterwards would make us the
+butt of ridicule among future generations. I even proposed the
+founding of an American Ruin Company, Limited,--in which the
+stockholders should purchase favourably situated bits of land and
+erect picturesque ruins thereon. To be sure, I said, these ruins
+wouldn't have any associations at first, but what of that? We have
+plenty of poets and romancers; we could manufacture suitable
+associations and fit them to the premises. At first, it is true,
+they might not fire the imagination; but after a few hundred years,
+in being crooned by mother to infant and handed down by father to
+son, they would mellow with age, as all legends do, and they would
+end by being hallowed by rising generations. I do not say they
+would be absolutely satisfactory from every standpoint, but I do
+say that they would be better than nothing.
+
+"However," I continued, "all this was last night, and I have had a
+change of heart this morning. Just on the borderland between
+sleeping and waking, I had a vision. I remembered that to-day
+would be Monday the 1st of September; that all over our beloved
+land schools would be opening and that your sister pedagogues would
+be doing your work for you in your absence. Also I remembered that
+I am the dishonourable but Honorary President of a Froebel Society
+of four hundred members, that it meets to-morrow, and that I can't
+afford to send them a cable."
+
+"It is all true," said Salemina. "It might have been said more
+briefly, but it is quite true."
+
+"Now, my dear, I am only a painter with an occasional excursion
+into educational fields, but you ought to be gathering stories of
+knowledge to lay at the feet of the masculine members of your
+School Board."
+
+"I ought, indeed!" sighed Salemina.
+
+"Then let us begin!" I urged. "I want to be good to-day and you
+must be good with me. I never can be good alone and neither can
+you, and you know it. We will give up the lovely drive in the
+diligence; the luncheon at the French restaurant and those heavenly
+little Swiss cakes" (here Salemina was almost unmanned); "the
+concert on the great organ and all the other frivolous things we
+had intended; and we will make an educational pilgrimage to
+Yverdon. You may not remember, my dear,"--this was said severely
+because I saw that she meditated rebellion and was going to refuse
+any programme which didn't include the Swiss cakes,--"you may not
+remember that Jean Henri Pestalozzi lived and taught in Yverdon.
+Your soul is so steeped in illusions; so submerged in the Lethean
+waters of the past; so emasculated by thrilling legends, paltry
+titles, and ruined castles, that you forget that Pestalozzi was the
+father of popular education and the sometime teacher of Froebel,
+our patron saint. When you return to your adored Boston, your
+faithful constituents in that and other suburbs of Salem,
+Massachusetts, will not ask you if you have seen the Castle of
+Chillon and the terrace of Corinne, but whether you went to
+Yverdon."
+
+Salemina gave one last fond look at the lake and picked up her
+Baedeker. She searched languidly in the Y's and presently read in
+a monotonous, guide-book voice. "Um--um--um--yes, here it is,
+'Yverdon is sixty-one miles from Geneva, three hours forty minutes,
+on the way to Neuchatel and Bale.' (Neuchatel is the cheese place;
+I'd rather go there and we could take a bag of those Swiss cakes.)
+'It is on the southern bank of Lake Neuchatel at the influx of the
+Orbe or Thiele. It occupies the site of the Roman town of
+Ebrodunum. The castle dates from the twelfth century and was
+occupied by Pestalozzi as a college.'"
+
+This was at eight, and at nine, leaving Francesca in bed, we were
+in the station at Geneva. Finding that we had time to spare, we
+went across the street and bargained for an in-transit luncheon
+with one of those dull native shopkeepers who has no idea of
+American-French.
+
+Your American-French, by the way, succeeds well enough so long as
+you practise, in the seclusion of your apartment, certain assorted
+sentences which the phrase-book tells you are likely to be needed.
+But so far as my experience goes, it is always the unexpected that
+happens, and one is eternally falling into difficulties never
+encountered by any previous traveller.
+
+For instance, after purchasing a cold chicken, some French bread,
+and a bit of cheese, we added two bottles of lemonade. We managed
+to ask for a glass, from which to drink it, but the man named two
+francs as the price. This was more than Salemina could bear. Her
+spirit was never dismayed at any extravagance, but it reared its
+crested head in the presence of extortion. She waxed wroth. The
+man stood his ground. After much crimination and recrimination I
+threw myself into the breach.
+
+"Salemina," said I, "I wish to remark, first: That we have three
+minutes to catch the train. Second: That, occupying the position
+we do in America,--you the member of a School Board and I the
+Honorary President of a Froebel Society,--we cannot be seen
+drinking lemonade from a bottle, in a public railway carriage; it
+would be too convivial. Third: You do not understand this
+gentleman. You have studied the language longer than I, but I have
+studied it more lately than you, and I am fresher, much fresher
+than you." (Here Salemina bridled obviously.) "The man is not
+saying that two francs is the price of the glass. He says that we
+can pay him two francs now, and if we will return the glass to-
+night when we come home he will give us back one franc fifty
+centimes. That is fifty centimes for the rent of the glass, as I
+understand it."
+
+Salemina's right hand, with the glass in it, dropped nervelessly at
+her side. "If he uttered one single syllable of all that
+rigmarole, then Ollendorf is a myth, that's all I have to say."
+
+"The gift of tongues is not vouchsafed to all," I responded with
+dignity. "I happen to possess a talent for languages, and I
+apprehend when I do not comprehend."
+
+Salemina was crushed by the weight of my self-respect, and we took
+the tumbler, and the train.
+
+It was a cloudless day and a beautiful journey, along the side of
+the sapphire lake for miles, and always in full view of the
+glorious mountains. We arrived at Yverdon about noon, and had
+eaten our luncheon on the train, so that we should have a long,
+unbroken afternoon. We left our books and heavy wraps in the
+station with the porter, with whom we had another slight
+misunderstanding as to general intentions and terms; then we
+started, Salemina carrying the lemonade glass in her hand, with her
+guide-book, her red parasol, and her Astrakhan cape. The tumbler
+was a good deal of trouble, but her heart was set on returning it
+safely to the Geneva pirate; not so much to reclaim the one franc
+fifty centimes as to decide conclusively whether he had ever
+proposed such restitution. I knew her mental processes, so I
+refused to carry any of her properties; besides, the pirate had
+used a good many irregular verbs in his conversation, and upon due
+reflection I was a trifle nervous about the true nature of the
+bargain.
+
+The Yverdon station fronted on a great open common dotted with a
+few trees. There were a good many mothers and children sitting on
+the benches, and a number of young lads playing ball. The town
+itself is one of the quaintest, quietest, and sleepiest in
+Switzerland. From 1803 to 1810 it was a place of pilgrimage for
+philanthropists from all parts of Europe; for at that time
+Pestalozzi was at the zenith of his fame, having under him one
+hundred and sixty-five pupils from Europe and America, and thirty-
+two adult teachers, who were learning his method.
+
+But Yverdon has lost its former greatness now! Scarcely any
+English travellers go there and still fewer Americans. We fancied
+that there was nothing extraordinary in our appearance;
+nevertheless a small crowd of children followed at our heels, and
+the shopkeepers stood at their open doors and regarded us with
+intense interest.
+
+"No English spoken here, that is evident," said Salemina ruefully;
+"but you have such a gift for languages you can take the command
+to-day and make the blunders and bear the jeers of the public. You
+must find out where the new Pestalozzi Monument is,--where the
+Chateau is,--where the schools are, and whether visitors are
+admitted,--whether there is a respectable hotel where we can get
+dinner,--whether we can get back to Geneva to-night, whether it's a
+fast or a slow train, and what time it gets there,--whether the
+methods of Pestalozzi are still maintained,--whether they know
+anything about Froebel,--whether they know what a kindergarten is,
+and whether they have one in the village. Some of these questions
+will be quite difficult even for you."
+
+Well, the monument was not difficult to find, at all events. We
+accosted two or three small boys and demanded boldly of one of
+them, "Ou est le monument de Pestalozzi, s'il vous plait?"
+
+He shrugged his shoulders like an American small boy and said
+vacantly, "Je ne sais pas."
+
+"Of course he does know," said Salemina; "he means to be
+disagreeable; or else 'monument' isn't monument."
+
+"Well," I answered, "there is a monument in the distance, and there
+cannot be two in this village."
+
+Sure enough it was the very one we sought. It stands in a little
+open place quite "in the business heart of the city,"--as we should
+say in America, and is an exceedingly fine and impressive bit of
+sculpture. The group of three figures is in bronze and was done by
+M. Gruet of Paris.
+
+The modelling is strong, the expression of Pestalozzi benign and
+sweet, and the trusting upturned faces of the children equally
+genuine and attractive.
+
+One side of the pedestal bears the inscription:-
+
+
+A
+Pestalozzi
+1746-1827
+Monument erige
+par souscription populaire
+MDCCCXC
+
+
+On a second side these words are carved in the stone:-
+
+
+Sauveur des Pauvres a Neuhof
+Pere des Orphelins a Stanz
+Fondateur de l'ecole
+populaire a Burgdorf
+Educateur de l'humanite
+a Yverdon
+Tout pour les autres, pour lui,--rien!
+
+
+An older monument erected in 1846 by the Canton of Argovia bears
+this same inscription, save that it adds, "Preacher to the people
+in 'Leonard and Gertrude.' Man. Christian. Citizen. Blessed be
+his name!"
+
+On the third side of the Yverdon Monument is Pestalozzi's noble
+speech, fine enough indeed, to be cut in stone:-
+
+
+"J'ai vecu moi-meme
+comme un mendiant,
+pour apprendre a des
+mendiants a vivre comme
+des hommes."
+
+
+We sat a long time on the great marble pedestal, gazing into the
+benevolent face, and reviewing the simple, self-sacrificing life of
+the great educator, and then started on a tour of inspection.
+After wandering through most of the shops, buying photographs and
+mementoes, Salemina discovered that she had left the expensive
+tumbler in one of them. After a long discussion as to whether
+tumbler was masculine or feminine, and as to whether "Ai-je laisse
+un verre ici?" or "Est-ce que j'ai laisse un verre ici?" was the
+proper query, we retraced our steps, Salemina asking in one shop,
+"Excusez-moi, je vous prie, mais ai-je laisse un verre ici?",--and
+I in the next, "Je demands pardon, Madame, est-ce que j'ai laisse
+un verre dans ce magasin-ci?--J'en ai perdu un, somewhere."
+Finally we found it, and in response not to mine but to Salemina's
+question, so that she was superior and obnoxious for several
+minutes.
+
+Our next point of interest was the old castle, which is still a
+public school. Finding the caretaker, we visited first the museum
+and library--a small collection of curiosities, books, and
+mementoes, various portraits of Pestalozzi and his wife,
+manuscripts and so forth. The simple-hearted woman who did the
+honours was quite overcome by our knowledge of and interest in her
+pedagogical hero, but she did not return the compliment. I asked
+her if the townspeople knew about Friedrich Froebel, but she looked
+blank.
+
+"Froebel? Froebel?" she asked; "qui est-ce?"
+
+"Mais, Madame," I said eloquently, "c'etait un grand homme! Un
+heros! Le plus grand eleve de Pestalozzi! Aussi grand que
+Pestalozzi soi-meme!"
+
+("PLUS grand! Why don't you say plus grand?" murmured Salemina
+loyally.)
+
+"Je ne sais!" she returned, with an indifferent shrug of the
+shoulders. "Je ne sais! Il y a des autres, je crois; mais moi, je
+connais Pestalozzi, c'est assez!"
+
+All the younger children had gone home, but she took us through the
+empty schoolrooms, which were anything but attractive. We found an
+unhappy small boy locked in one of them. I slipped behind the
+concierge to chat with him, for he was so exactly like all other
+small boys in disgrace that he made me homesick.
+
+"Tu etais mechant, n'est ce-pas?" I whispered consolingly; "mais tu
+seras sage demain, j'en suis sure!"
+
+I thought this very pretty, but he wriggled from under my
+benevolent hand, saying "Va!" (which I took to be, "Go 'long,
+you!") "je n'etais mechant aujourd'hui et je ne serai pas sage
+demain!"
+
+I asked the concierge if the general methods of Pestalozzi were
+still used in the schools of Yverdon, "Mais certainement!" she
+replied as we went into a room where twenty to thirty girls of ten
+years were studying. There were three pleasant windows looking out
+into the street; the ordinary platform and ordinary teacher's
+table, with the ordinary teacher (in an extraordinary state of
+coma) behind it; and rather rude desks and seats for the children,
+but not a single ornament, picture, map, or case of objects and
+specimens around the room. The children were nice, clean,
+pleasant, stolid little things with braided hair and pinafores.
+The sole decoration of the apartment was a highly-coloured chart
+that we had noticed on the walls of all the other schoolrooms.
+Feeling that this must be a sacred relic, and that it probably
+illustrated some of the Pestalozzian foundation principles, I
+walked up to it reverently,
+
+"Qu'est-ce-que c'est cela, Madame?" I inquired, rather puzzled by
+its appearance.
+
+"C'est la methode de Pestalozzi," the teacher replied absently.
+
+I wished that we kindergarten people could get Froebel's
+educational idea in such a snug, portable shape, and drew nearer to
+gaze at it. I can give you a very complete description of the
+pictures from memory, as I copied the titles verbatim et literatim.
+The whole chart was a powerful moral object-lesson on the dangers
+of incendiarism and the evils of reckless disobedience. It was
+printed appropriately in the most lurid colours, and divided into
+nine tableaux.
+
+These were named as follows:-
+
+
+I--LA VRAIE GAITE
+
+Twelve or fifteen boys and girls are playing together so happily
+and innocently that their good angels sing for joy.
+
+II--UNE PROPOSITION FATALE!
+
+Suddenly "LE PETIT Charles" says to his comrades, "Come! let us
+build a fire!" LE PETIT Charles is a typical infant villain and is
+surrounded at once by other incendiary spirits all in accord with
+his insidious plans.
+
+III--LA PROTESTATION
+
+The Good Little Marie, a Sunday-school heroine of the true type,
+approaches the group and, gazing heavenward, remarks that it is
+wicked to play with matches. The G. L. M. is of saintly presence,-
+-so clean and well groomed that you feel inclined to push her into
+a puddle. Her hands are not full of vulgar toys and sweetmeats,
+like those of the other children, but are extended graciously as if
+she were in the habit of pronouncing benedictions.
+
+IV--INSOUCIANCE!
+
+LE PETIT Charles puts his evil little paw in his dangerous pockets
+and draws out a wicked lucifer match, saying with abominable
+indifference, "Bah! what do we care? We're going to build a fire,
+whatever you say. Come on, boys!"
+
+V--UN PLAISIR DANGEREUX!
+
+The boys "come on." Led by "LE PETIT VILAIN Charles" they light a
+dangerous little fire in a dangerous little spot. Their faces
+shine with unbridled glee. The G. L. M. retires to a distance with
+a few saintly followers, meditating whether she shall run and tell
+her mother. "LE PETIT Paul," an infant of three summers, draws
+near the fire, attracted by the cheerful blaze.
+
+VI--MALHEUR ET INEXPERIENCE
+
+LE PETIT Paul somehow or other tumbles into the fire. Nothing but
+a desire to influence posterity as an awful example could have
+induced him to take this unnecessary step, but having walked in he
+stays in, like an infant John Rogers. The bad boys are so horror-
+stricken it does not occur to them to pull him out, and the G. L.
+M. is weeping over the sin of the world.
+
+VII--TROP TARD!!
+
+The male parent of LE PETIT Paul is seen rushing down an adjacent
+Alp. He leads a flock of frightened villagers who have seen the
+smoke and heard the wails of their offspring. As the last shred of
+LE PETIT Paul has vanished in said smoke, the observer notes that
+the poor father is indeed "too late."
+
+VIII--DESESPOIR!!
+
+The despair of all concerned would draw tears from the dryest eye.
+Only one person wears a serene expression, and that is the G. L.
+M., who is evidently thinking: "Perhaps they will listen to me the
+next time."
+
+IX--LA FIN!
+
+The charred remains of LE PETIT Paul are being carried to the
+cemetery. The G. L. M. heads the procession in a white veil. In a
+prominent place among the mourners is "LE PAUVRE PETIT Charles," so
+bowed with grief and remorse that he can scarcely be recognized.
+
+
+It was a telling sermon! If I had been a child I should never have
+looked at a match again; and old as I was, I could not, for days
+afterwards, regard a box of them without a shudder. I thought that
+probably Yverdon had been visited in the olden time by a series of
+disastrous holocausts, all set by small boys, and that this was the
+powerful antidote presented; so I asked the teacher whether
+incendiarism was a popular failing in that vicinity and whether the
+chart was one of a series inculcating various moral lessons. I
+don't know whether she understood me or not, but she said no, it
+was "la methode de Pestalozzi."
+
+Just at this juncture she left the room, apparently to give the
+pupils a brief study-period, and simultaneously the concierge was
+called downstairs by a crying baby. A bright idea occurred to me
+and I went hurriedly into the corridor where my friend was taking
+notes.
+
+"Salemina," said I, "here is an opportunity of a lifetime! We
+ought to address these children in their native tongue. It will be
+something to talk about in educational pow-wows. They do not know
+that we are distinguished visitors, but we know it. A female
+member of a School Board and the Honorary President of a Froebel
+Society owe a duty to their constituents. You go in and tell them
+who and what I am and make a speech in French. Then I'll tell them
+who and what you are and make another speech."
+
+Salemina assumed a modest violet attitude, declined the honour
+absolutely, and intimated that there were persons who would prefer
+talking in a language they didn't know rather than to remain
+sensibly silent.
+
+However the plan struck me as being so fascinating that I went back
+alone, looked all ways to see if any one were coming, mounted the
+platform, cleared my throat, and addressed the awe-struck
+youngsters in the following words. I will spare you the French,
+but you will perceive by the construction of the sentences, that I
+uttered only those sentiments possible in an early stage of
+language-study.
+
+"My dear children," I began, "I live many thousand miles across the
+ocean in America. You do not know me and I do not know you, but I
+do know all about your good Pestalozzi and I love him"
+
+"Il est mort!" interpolated one offensive little girl in the front
+row.
+
+Salemina tittered audibly in the corridor, and I crossed the room
+and closed the door. I think the children expected me to put the
+key in my pocket and then murder them and stuff them into the
+stove.
+
+"I know perfectly well that he is dead, my child," I replied
+winningly,--"it is his life, his memory that I love.--And once upon
+a time, long ago, a great man named Friedrich Froebel came here to
+Yverdon and studied with your great Pestalozzi. It was he who made
+kindergartens for little children, jardins des enfants, you know.
+Some of your grand-mothers remember Froebel, I think?"
+
+Hereupon two of the smaller chits shouted some sort of a negation
+which I did not in the least comprehend, but which from large
+American experience I took to be, "My grandmother doesn't!" "My
+grandmother doesn't!"
+
+Seeing that the others regarded me favourably, I continued, "It is
+because I love Pestalozzi and Froebel, that I came here to day to
+see your beautiful new monument. I have just bought a photograph
+taken on that day last year when it was first uncovered. It shows
+the flags and the decorations, the flowers and garlands, and ever
+so many children standing in the sunshine, dressed in white and
+singing hymns of praise. You are all in the picture, I am sure!"
+
+This was a happy stroke. The children crowded about me and showed
+me where they were standing in the photograph, what they wore on
+the august occasion, how the bright sun made them squint, how a
+certain malheureuse Henriette couldn't go to the festival because
+she was ill.
+
+I could understand very little of their magpie chatter, but it was
+a proud moment. Alone, unaided, a stranger in a strange land, I
+had gained the attention of children while speaking in a foreign
+tongue. Oh, if I had only left the door open that Salemina might
+have witnessed this triumph! But hearing steps in the distance, I
+said hastily, "Asseyez-vous, mes enfants, tout-de-suite!" My tone
+was so authoritative that they obeyed instantly, and when the
+teacher entered it was as calm as the millennium.
+
+We rambled through the village for another hour, dined at a quaint
+little inn, gave a last look at the monument, and left for Geneva
+at seven o'clock in the pleasant September twilight. Arriving a
+trifle after ten, somewhat weary in body and slightly anxious in
+mind, I followed Salemina into the tiny cake-shop across the street
+from the station. She returned the tumbler, and the man, who
+seemed to consider it an unexpected courtesy, thanked us volubly.
+I held out my hand and reminded him timidly of the one franc fifty
+centimes.
+
+He inquired what I meant. I explained. He laughed scornfully. I
+remonstrated. He asked me if I thought him an imbecile. I
+answered no, and wished that I knew the French for several other
+terms nearer the truth, but equally offensive. Then we retired,
+having done our part, as good Americans, to swell the French
+revenues, and that was the end of our day in Pestalozzi-town; not
+the end, however, of the lemonade glass episode, which was always a
+favourite story in Salemina's repertory
+
+
+
+PENELOPE IN VENICE
+
+
+
+This noble citie doth in a manner chalenge this at my hands, that I
+should describe her also as well as the other cities I saw in my
+journey, partly because she gave me most louing and kinde
+entertainment for the sweetest time (I must needes confesse) that
+euer I spent in my life; and partly for that she ministered vnto me
+more variety of remarkable and delicious objects than mine eyes
+euer suruayed in any citie before, or euer shall . . . the fairest
+Lady, yet the richest Paragon and Queene of Christendome.
+
+Coryat's Crudities: 1611
+
+
+VENICE, May 12--HOTEL PAOLO ANAFESTO
+
+
+I have always wished that I might have discovered Venice for
+myself. In the midst of our mad acquisition and frenzied
+dissemination of knowledge, these latter days, we miss how many
+fresh and exquisite sensations! Had I a daughter, I should like to
+inform her mind on every other possible point and keep her in
+absolute ignorance of Venice. Well do I realize that it would be
+impracticable, although no more so, after all, than Rousseau's plan
+of educating Emile, which certainly obtained a wide hearing and
+considerable support in its time. No, tempting as it would be, it
+would be difficult to carry out such a theory in these days of
+logic and common sense, and in some moment of weakness I might
+possibly succumb and tell her all about it, for fear that some
+stranger, whom she might meet at a ball, would have the pleasure of
+doing it first.
+
+The next best woman-person in the world with whom to see Venice,
+barring the lovely non-existent daughter, is Salemina.
+
+It is our first visit, but, alas! we are, nevertheless, much better
+informed than I could wish. Salemina's mind is particularly well
+furnished, but, luckily she cannot always remember the point wished
+for at the precise moment of need; so that, taking her all in all,
+she is nearly as agreeable as if she were ignorant. Her knowledge
+never bulks heavily and insistently in the foreground or middle-
+distance, like that of Miss Celia Van Tyck, but remains as it
+should, in the haze of a melting and delicious perspective. She
+has plenty of enthusiasms, too, and Miss Van Tyck has none.
+Imagine our plight at being accidentally linked to that
+encyclopaedic lady in Italy! She is an old acquaintance of
+Salemina's and joined us in Florence, where she had been staying
+for a month, waiting for her niece Kitty Schuyler,--Kitty Copley
+now,--who is in Spain with her husband.
+
+Miss Van Tyck would be endurable in Sheffield, Glasgow, Lyons,
+Genoa, Kansas City, Pompeii, or Pittsburg, but she should never
+have blighted Venice with her presence. She insisted, however, on
+accompanying us, and I can only hope that the climate and
+associations will have a relaxing effect on her habits of thought
+and speech. When she was in Florence, she was so busy in "reading
+up" Verona and Padua that she had no time for the Uffizi Gallery.
+In Verona and Padua she was absorbed in Hare's "Venice,"
+vaccinating herself, so to speak, with information, that it might
+not steal upon, and infect her, unawares. If there is anything
+that Miss Van abhors, it is knowing a thing without knowing that
+she knows it; while for me, the most charming knowledge is the sort
+that comes by unconscious absorption, like the free grace of God.
+
+We intended to enter Venice in orthodox fashion, by moonlight, and
+began to consult about trains when we were in Milan. The porter
+said that there was only one train between the eight and the
+twelve, and gave me a pamphlet on the subject, but Salemina objects
+to an early start, and Miss Van refuses to arrive anywhere after
+dusk, so it is fortunate that the distances are not great.
+
+They have a curious way of reckoning time in Italy, for I found
+that the train leaving Milan at eight-thirty was scheduled to
+arrive at ten minutes past eighteen.
+
+"You could never sit up until then, Miss Van," I said; "but, on the
+other hand, if we leave later, to please Salemina, say at ten in
+the morning, we do not arrive until eight minutes before twenty-
+one! I haven't the faintest idea what time that will really be,
+but it sounds too late for three defenceless women--all of them
+unmarried--to be prowling about in a strange city."
+
+It proved on investigation, however, that twenty-one o'clock is
+only nine in Christian language (that is, one's mother tongue), so
+we united in choosing that hour as being the most romantic
+possible, and there was a full yellow moon as we arrived in the
+railway station. My heart beat high with joy and excitement, for I
+succeeded in establishing Miss Van with Salemina in one gondola,
+while I took all the luggage in another, ridding myself thus
+cleverly of the disenchanting influence of Miss Van's company.
+
+"Do come with us, Penelope," she said, as we issued from the
+portico of the station and heard, instead of the usual cab-drivers'
+pandemonium, only the soft lapping of waves against the marble
+steps--"Do come with us, Penelope, and let us enter 'dangerous and
+sweet-charmed Venice' together. It does, indeed, look a 'veritable
+sea-bird's nest.'"
+
+She had informed me before, in Milan, that Cassiodorus, Theodoric's
+secretary, had thus styled Venice, but somehow her slightest remark
+is out of key. I can always see it printed in small type in a
+footnote at the bottom of the page, and I always wish to skip it,
+as I do other footnotes, and annotations, and marginal notes and
+addenda. If Miss Van's mother had only thought of it, Addenda
+would have been a delightful Christian name for her, and much more
+appropriate than Celia.
+
+If I should be asked on bended knees, if I should be reminded that
+every intelligent and sympathetic creature brings a pair of fresh
+eyes to the study of the beautiful, if it should be affirmed that
+the new note is as likely to be struck by the 'prentice as by the
+master hand, if I should be assured that my diary would never be
+read, I should still refuse to write my first impressions of
+Venice. My best successes in life have been achieved by knowing
+what not to do, and I consider it the finest common sense to step
+modestly along in beaten paths, not stirring up, even there, any
+more dust than is necessary. If my friends and acquaintances ever
+go to Venice, let them read their Ruskin, their Goethe, their
+Byron, Shelley, and Wordsworth, their Rogers, Gautier, Michelet,
+their Symonds and Howells, not forgetting old "Coryat's Crudities,"
+and be thankful I spared them mine.
+
+It was the eve of Ascension Day, and a yellow May moon was hanging
+in the blue. I wished with all my heart that it were a little
+matter of seven or eight hundred years earlier in the world's
+history, for then the people would have been keeping vigil and
+making ready for that nuptial ceremony of Ascension-tide when the
+Doge married Venice to the sea. Why can we not make pictures
+nowadays, as well as paint them? We are banishing colour as fast
+as we can, clothing our buildings, our ships, ourselves, in black
+and white and sober hues, and if it were not for dear, gaudy Mother
+Nature, who never puts her palette away, but goes on painting her
+reds and greens and blues and yellows with the same lavish hand, we
+should have a sad and discreet universe indeed.
+
+But so long as we have more or less stopped making pictures, is it
+not fortunate that the great ones of the olden time have been
+eternally fixed on the pages of the world's history, there to glow
+and charm and burn for ever and a day? To be able to recall those
+scenes of marvellous beauty so vividly that one lives through them
+again in fancy, and reflect, that since we have stopped being
+picturesque and fascinating, we have learned, on the whole, to
+behave much better, is as delightful a trend of thought as I can
+imagine, and it was mine as I floated toward the Piazza of San
+Marco in my gondola.
+
+I could see the Doge descend the Giant's Stairs, and issue from the
+gate of the Ducal Palace. I could picture the great Bucentaur as
+it reached the open beyond the line of the tide. I could see the
+white-mitred Patriarch walking from his convent on the now deserted
+isle of Sant' Elena to the shore where his barge lay waiting to
+join the glittering procession.
+
+And then there floated before my entranced vision the princely
+figure of the Doge taking the Pope-blessed ring, and, advancing to
+the little gallery behind his throne on the Bucentaur, raising it
+high, and dropping it into the sea. I could almost hear the faint
+splash as it sank in the golden waves, and hear, too, the sonorous
+words of the old wedding ceremony: "Desponsamus te, Mare, in
+signum veri perpetuique dominii!"
+
+Then when the shouts of mirth and music had died away and the
+Bucentaur and its train had drifted back into the lagoon, the blue
+sea, new-wedded, slept through the night with the May moon on her
+breast and the silent stars for sentinels.
+
+
+II
+
+
+LA GIUDECCA, May 15,
+CASA ROSA.
+
+Not for a moment have we regretted leaving our crowded,
+conventional hotel in Venice proper, for these rooms in a house on
+the Giudecca. The very vision of Miss Celia Van Tyck sitting on a
+balcony surrounded by a group of friends from the various Boston
+suburbs, the vision of Miss Celia Van Tyck melting into delicious
+distance with every movement of our gondola, even this was
+sufficient for Salemina's happiness and mine, had it been
+accompanied by no more tangible joys.
+
+This island, hardly ten minutes by gondola from the Piazza of San
+Marco, was the summer resort of the Doges, you will remember, and
+there they built their pleasure-houses, with charming gardens at
+the back--gardens the confines of which stretched to the Laguna
+Viva. Our Casa Rosa is one of the few old palazzi left, for many
+of them have been turned into granaries.
+
+We should never have found this romantic dwelling by ourselves; the
+Little Genius brought us here. The Little Genius is Miss Ecks, who
+draws, and paints, and carves, and models in clay, preaching and
+practising the brotherhood of man and the sisterhood of woman in
+the intervals; Miss Ecks, who is the custodian of all the talents
+and most of the virtues, and the invincible foe of sordid common
+sense and financial prosperity. Miss Ecks met us by chance in the
+Piazza and breathlessly explained that she was searching for paying
+guests to be domiciled under the roof of Numero Sessanta, Giudecca.
+She thought we should enjoy living there, or at least she did very
+much, and she had tried it for two years; but our enjoyment was not
+the special point in question. The real reason and desire for our
+immediate removal was that the padrona might pay off a vexatious
+and encumbering mortgage which gave great anxiety to everybody
+concerned, besides interfering seriously with her own creative
+work.
+
+"You must come this very day," exclaimed Miss Ecks. "The Madonna
+knows that we do not desire boarders, but you are amiable and
+considerate, as well as financially sound and kind, and will do
+admirably. Padrona Angela is very unhappy, and I cannot model
+satisfactorily until the house is on a good paying basis and she is
+putting money in the bank toward the payment of the mortgage. You
+can order your own meals, entertain as you like, and live precisely
+as if you were in your own home."
+
+The Little Genius is small, but powerful, with a style of oratory
+somewhat illogical, but always convincing at the moment. There
+were a good many trifling objections to our leaving Miss Van Tyck
+and the hotel, but we scarcely remembered them until we and our
+luggage were skimming across the space of water that divides Venice
+from our own island.
+
+We explored the cool, wide, fragrant spaces of the old casa, with
+its outer walls of faded, broken stucco, all harmonized to a
+pinkish yellow by the suns and winds of the bygone centuries. We
+admired its lofty ceilings, its lovely carvings and frescoes, its
+decrepit but beautiful furniture, and then we mounted to the top,
+where the Little Genius has a sort of eagle's eyrie, a floor to
+herself under the eaves, from the windows of which she sees the
+sunlight glimmering on the blue water by day, and the lights of her
+adored Venice glittering by night. The walls are hung with
+fragments of marble and wax and stucco and clay; here a beautiful
+foot, or hand, or dimple-cleft chin; there an exquisitely ornate
+facade, a miniature campanile, or a model of some ancient palazzo
+or chiesa.
+
+The little bedroom off at one side is draped in coarse white
+cotton, and is simple enough for a nun. Not a suggestion there of
+the fripperies of a fine lady's toilet, but, in their stead, heads
+of cherubs, wings of angels, slender bell-towers, friezes of
+acanthus leaves,--beauty of line and form everywhere, and not a
+hint of colour save in the riotous bunches of poppies and oleanders
+that lie on the broad window-seats or stand upright in great blue
+jars.
+
+Here the Little Genius lives, like the hermit crab that she calls
+herself; here she dwells apart from kith and kin, her mind and
+heart and miracle-working hands taken captive by the charms of the
+siren city of the world.
+
+When we had explored Casa Rosa from turret to foundation stone we
+went into the garden at the rear of the house--a garden of flowers
+and grape-vines, of vegetables and fruit-trees, of birds and bee-
+hives, a full acre of sweet summer sounds and odours, stretching to
+the lagoon, which sparkled and shimmered under the blue Italian
+skies. The garden completed our subjugation, and here we stay
+until we are removed by force, or until the padrona's mortgage is
+paid unto the last penny, when I feel that the Little Genius will
+hang a banner on the outer ramparts, a banner bearing the
+relentless inscription: "No paying guests allowed on these
+premises until further notice."
+
+Our domestics are unique and interesting. Rosalia, the cook, is a
+graceful person with brown eyes, wavy hair, and long lashes, and
+when she is coaxing her charcoal fire with a primitive fan of
+cock's feathers, her cheeks as pink as oleanders, the Little Genius
+leads us to the kitchen door and bids us gaze at her beauty. We
+are suitably enthralled at the moment, but we suffer an inevitable
+reaction when the meal is served, and sometimes long for a plain
+cook.
+
+Peppina is the second maid, and as arrant a coquette as lives in
+all Italy. Her picture has been painted on more than one
+fisherman's sail, for it is rumoured that she has been six times
+betrothed and she is still under twenty. The unscrupulous little
+flirt rids herself of her suitors, after they become a weariness to
+her, by any means, fair or foul, and her capricious affections are
+seldom good for more than three months. Her own loves have no deep
+roots, but she seems to have the power of arousing in others
+furious jealousy and rage and a very delirium of pleasure. She
+remains light, gay, joyous, unconcerned, but she shakes her lovers
+as the Venetian thunderstorms shake the lagoons. Not long ago she
+tired of her chosen swain, Beppo the gardener, and one morning the
+padrona's ducks were found dead. Peppina, her eyes dewy with
+crocodile tears, told the padrona that although the suspicion
+almost rent her faithful heart in twain, she must needs think Beppo
+the culprit. The local detective, or police officer, came and
+searched the unfortunate Beppo's humble room, and found no
+incriminating poison, but did discover a pound or two of contraband
+tobacco, whereupon he was marched off to court, fined eighty
+francs, and jilted by his perfidious lady-love, who speedily
+transferred her affections. If she had been born in the right
+class and the right century, Peppina would have made an admirable
+and brilliant Borgia.
+
+Beppo sent a stinging reproof in verse to Peppina by the new
+gardener, and the Little Genius read it to us, to show the poetic
+instinct of the discarded lover, and how well he had selected his
+rebuke from the store of popular verses known to gondoliers and
+fishermen of Venice:-
+
+
+"No te fidar de l' albaro che piega,
+Ne de la dona quando la te giura.
+La te impromete, e po la te denega;
+No te fidar de l' albaro che piega."
+
+("Trust not the mast that bends.
+Trust not a woman's oath;
+She'll swear to you, and there it ends,
+Trust not the mast that bends.")
+
+
+Beppo, Salemina, and I were talking together one morning,--just a
+casual meeting in the street,--when Peppina passed us. She had a
+market-basket in each hand, and was in her gayest attire, a fresh
+crimson rose between her teeth being the last and most fetching
+touch to her toilet. She gave a dainty shrug of her shoulders as
+she glanced at Beppo's hanging head and hungry eye, and then with a
+light laugh hummed, "Trust not the mast that bends," the first line
+of the poem that Beppo had sent her.
+
+"It is better to let her go," I said to him consolingly.
+
+"Si, madama; but"--with a profound sigh--"she is very pretty."
+
+So she is, and although my idea of the fitness of things is
+somewhat unsettled when Peppina serves our dinner wearing a yoke
+and sleeves of coarse lace with her blue cotton gown, and a bunch
+of scarlet poppies in her hair, I can do nothing in the way of
+discipline because Salemina approves of her as part of the picture.
+Instead of trying to develop some moral sense in the little
+creature, Salemina asked her to alternate roses and oleanders with
+poppies in her hair, and gave her a coral comb and ear-rings on her
+birthday. Thus does a warm climate undermine the strict virtue
+engendered by Boston east winds.
+
+Francesco--Cecco for short--is general assistant in the kitchen,
+and a good gondolier to boot. When our little family is increased
+by more than three guests at dinner, Cecco is pressed into dining-
+room service, and becomes under-butler to Peppina. Here he is not
+at ease. He scrubs his tanned face until it shines like San
+Domingo mahogany, brushes his black hair until the gloss resembles
+a varnish, and dons coarse white cotton gloves to conceal his work-
+stained hands and give an air of fashion and elegance to the
+banquet. His embarrassment is equalled only by his earnestness and
+devotion to the dreaded task. Our American guests do not care what
+we have upon our bill of fare when they can steal a glance at the
+intensely dramatic and impassioned Cecco taking Pina into a corner
+of the dining-room and, seizing her hand, despairingly endeavour to
+find out his next duty. Then, with incredibly stiff back, he
+extends his right hand to the guest, as if the proffered plate held
+a scorpion instead of a tidbit. There is an extra butler to be
+obtained when the function is a sufficiently grand one to warrant
+the expense, but as he wears carpet slippers and Pina flirts with
+him from soup to fruit, we find ourselves no better served on the
+whole, and prefer Cecco, since he transforms an ordinary meal into
+a beguiling comedy.
+
+"What does it matter, after all?" asks Salemina. "It is not life
+we are living, for the moment, but an act of light opera, with the
+scenes all beautifully painted, the music charming and melodious,
+the costumes gay and picturesque. We are occupying exceptionally
+good seats, and we have no responsibility whatever: we left it in
+Boston, where it is probably rolling itself larger and larger, like
+a snowball; but who cares?"
+
+"Who cares, indeed?" I echo. We are here not to form our
+characters or to improve our minds, but to let them relax; and when
+we see anything which opposses the Byronic ideal of Venice (the use
+of the concertina as the national instrument having this tendency),
+we deliberately close our eyes to it. I have a proper regard for
+truth in matters of fact like statistics. I want to know the exact
+population of a town, the precise total of children of school age,
+the number of acres in the Yellowstone Park, and the amount of
+wheat exported in 1862; but when it comes to things touching my
+imagination I resent the intrusion of some laboriously excavated
+truth, after my point of view is all nicely settled, and my saints,
+heroes, and martyrs are all comfortably and picturesquely arranged
+in their respective niches or on their proper pedestals.
+
+When the Man of Fact demolishes some pretty fallacy like William
+Tell and the apple, he should be required to substitute something
+equally delightful and more authentic. But he never does. He is a
+useful but uninteresting creature, the Man of Fact, and for a
+travelling companion or a neighbour at dinner give me the Man of
+Fancy, even if he has not a grain of exact knowledge concealed
+about his person. It seems to me highly important that the
+foundations of Glasgow, Birmingham, Manchester, or Spokane Falls
+should be rooted in certainty; but Verona, Padua, and Venice--well,
+in my opinion, they should be rooted in Byron and Ruskin and
+Shakespeare.
+
+
+III
+
+
+CASA ROSA, May 18.
+
+Such a fanfare of bells as greeted our ears on the morning of our
+first awakening in Casa Rosa!
+
+"Rise at once and dress quickly, Salemina!" I said. "Either an
+heir has been born to the throne, or a foreign Crown Prince has
+come to visit Venice, or perhaps a Papal Bull is loose in the
+Piazza San Marco. Whatever it is, we must not miss it, as I am
+keeping a diary."
+
+But Peppina entered with a jug of hot water, and assured us that
+there were no more bells than usual; so we lay drowsily in our
+comfortable little beds, gazing at the frescoes on the ceiling.
+
+One difficulty about the faithful study of Italian frescoes is that
+they can never be properly viewed unless one is extended at full-
+length on the flat of one's honourable back (as they might say in
+Japan), a position not suitable in a public building.
+
+The fresco on my bedroom ceiling is made mysteriously attractive by
+a wilderness of mythologic animals and a crowd of cherubic heads,
+wings and legs, on a background of clouds; the mystery being that
+the number of cherubic heads does not correspond with the number of
+extremities, one or two cherubs being a wing or a leg short.
+Whatever may be their limitations in this respect, the old painters
+never denied their cherubs cheek, the amount of adipose tissue
+uniformly provided in that quarter being calculated to awake envy
+and jealousy on the part of the predigested-food-babies pictured in
+the American magazine advertisements.
+
+Padrona Angela furnishes no official key to the ceiling-paintings
+of Casa Rosa; and yesterday, during the afternoon call of four
+pretty American girls, they asked and obtained our permission to
+lie upon the marble floor and compete for a prize to be given to
+the person who should offer the cleverest interpretation of the
+symbolisms in the frescoes. It may be stated that the entire
+difference of opinion proved that mythologic art is apt to be
+misunderstood. After deciding in the early morning what our
+bedroom ceiling is intended to represent (a decision made and
+unmade every day since our arrival), Salemina and I make a
+leisurely toilet and then seat ourselves at one of the open windows
+for breakfast.
+
+The window itself looks on the Doge's Palace and the Campanile, St.
+Theodore and the Lion of St. Mark's being visible through a maze of
+fishing-boats and sails, some of these artistically patched in
+white and yellow blocks, or orange and white stripes, while others
+of grey have smoke-coloured figures in the tops and corners.
+
+Sometimes the broad stone-flagging pavement bordering the canal is
+busy with people: gondoliers, boys with nets for crab-catching,
+'longshoremen, and facchini. This is when ships are loading or
+unloading, but at other times we look upon a tranquil scene.
+
+Peppina brings in dell' acqua bollente, and I make the coffee in
+the little copper coffee-pot we bought in Paris, while Salemina
+heats the milk over the alcohol-lamp, which is the most precious
+treasure in her possession.
+
+The butter and eggs are brought every morning before breakfast, and
+nothing is more delicious than our freshly churned pat of
+solidified cream, without salt, which is sweeter than honey in the
+comb. The cows are milked at dawn on the campagna, and the milk is
+brought into Venice in large cans. In the early morning, when the
+light is beginning to steal through the shutters, one hears the
+tinkling of a mule's bell and the rattling of the milk-cans, and,
+if one runs to the window, may see the contadini, looking, in their
+sheepskin trousers, like brethren of John the Baptist, driving
+through the streets and delivering the milk at the vaccari. It is
+then heated, the cream raised and churned, and the pats of butter,
+daintily set on green leaves, delivered for a seven-o'clock
+breakfast.
+
+Finally la colazione is spread on our table by the window. A neat
+white cloth covers it, and we have gold-rimmed plates and cups of
+delicate china. There is a pot of honey, an egg a la coque for
+each, a plate of brown and white bread, on some days a dish of
+scarlet cherries on a bed of green, on others a mound of luscious
+berries in their frills; sometimes, too, we have a bowl of tiny
+wild strawberries that seem to have grown with their faces close
+pressed to the flowers, so sweet and fragrant are they.
+
+This al fresco morning meal makes a delicious prelude to our
+comfortable dejeuner a la fourchette at one o'clock, when the
+Little Genius, if not absorbed in some unusually exacting piece of
+work, joins us and gives zest to the repast. Her own breakfast,
+she explains, is a dejeuner a la thumb, the sort enjoyed by the
+peasant who carves a bit of bread and cheese in his hand, and she
+promises us a sight, some leisure day, of a certain dejeuner a la
+toothpick celebrated for the moment among the artists. A
+mysterious painter, shabby, but of a certain elegance and
+distinction even in his poverty, comes daily at noon into a well-
+known restaurant. He buys for five sous a glass of chianti, a roll
+for one sou, and with stately grace bestows another sou upon the
+waiter who serves him. These preparations made, he breaks the roll
+in small bits, and poising them delicately on the point of a wooden
+toothpick, he dips them in wine before eating them.
+
+"This may be a frugal repast," he has an air of saying, "but it is
+at least refined, and no man would dare insult me by asking me
+whether or not I leave the table satisfied."
+
+
+IV
+
+
+CASA ROSA, May 20.
+
+One of the pleasantest sights to be noted from our windows at
+breakfast time is Angelo making ready our private gondola for the
+day. Angelo himself is not attractive to the eye by reason of the
+silliest possible hat for a man of forty-five whose hair is
+slightly grey. It is a white straw sailor, with a turned-up brim,
+a blue ribbon encircling the crown, and a white elastic under the
+chin; such a hat as you would expect to see crowning the flaxen
+curls of mother's darling boy of four.
+
+I love to look at the gondola, with its solemn caracoling like that
+of a possible water-horse, of which the arched neck is the graceful
+ferro. This is a strange, weird, beautiful thing when the black
+gondola sways a little from side to side in the moonlight. Angelo
+keeps ours polished so that it shines like silver in the morning
+sun, and he has an exquisite conscientiousness in rubbing every
+trace of brass about his precious craft. He has a little box under
+the prow full of bottles and brushes and rags. The cushions are
+laid on the bank of the canal; the pieces of carpet are taken out,
+shaken, and brushed, and the narrow strips are laid over the curved
+wood ends of the gondola to keep the sun from cracking them. The
+felze, or cabin, is freed of all dust, the tiny four-legged stools
+and the carved chair are wiped off, and occasionally a thin coat of
+black paint is needed here and there, and a touching-up of the gold
+lines which relieve the sombreness. The last thing to be done is
+to polish the vases and run back into the garden for nosegays, and
+when these are disposed in their niches on each side of the felze,
+Angelo waves his infantile hat gaily to us at the window, and
+smiles his readiness to be off.
+
+On other mornings we watch the loading and unloading of grain.
+There are many small boats always in view, their orange sails
+patched with all sorts of emblems and designs in a still deeper
+colour, and day before yesterday a large ship appeared at our
+windows and attached itself to our very doorsteps, much to the
+wrath of Salemina, who finds the poetry of existence much disturbed
+under the new conditions. All is life and motion now. The men are
+stripped naked to the waist, with bright handkerchiefs on their
+heads, and, in many cases, others tied over their mouths. Each has
+a thick wisp of short twine strings tucked into his waistband. The
+bags are weighed by one, who takes out or puts in a shovelful of
+grain, as the case may be. Then the carrier ties up his bag with
+one of the twine strings, two other men lift it to his shoulder,
+while a boy removes a pierced piece of copper from a long wire and
+gives it to him, this copper being handed in turn to still another
+man, who apparently keeps the account. This not uninteresting,
+indeed, but sordid and monotonous operation began before eight
+yesterday morning and even earlier to-day, obliging Salemina to
+decline strawberries and eat her breakfast with her back to the
+window.
+
+This afternoon at four the injured lady departed on a tour in Miss
+Palett's gondola. Miss Palett is a water-colourist who has lived
+in Venice for five years and speaks the language "like a native."
+(You are familiar with the phrase, and perhaps familiar, too, with
+the native like whom they speak.)
+
+Returning after tea, Salemina was observed to radiate a kind of
+subdued triumph, which proved on investigation to be due to the
+fact that she had met the comandante of the offending ship and that
+he had gallantly promised to remove it without delay. I cannot
+help feeling that the proper time for departure had come; but this
+destroys the story and robs the comandante of his reputation for
+chivalry.
+
+As Miss Palett's gondola neared the grain-ship, Salemina, it seems,
+spied the commanding officer pacing the deck.
+
+"See," she said to her companion, "there is a gang-plank from the
+side of the ship to that small flat-boat. We could perfectly well
+step from our gondola to the flat-boat and then go up and ask
+politely if we may be allowed to examine the interesting grain-
+ship. While you are interviewing the first officer about the
+foreign countries he has seen, I will ask the comandante if he will
+kindly tie his boat a little farther down on the island. No, that
+won't do, for he may not speak English; we should have an awkward
+scene, and I should defeat my own purposes. You are so fluent in
+Italian, suppose you call upon him with my card and let me stay in
+the gondola."
+
+"What shall I say to the man?" objected Miss Palett.
+
+"Oh, there's plenty to say," returned Salemina. "Tell him that
+Penelope and I came over from the hotel on the Grand Canal only
+that we might have perfect quiet. Tell him that if I had not
+unpacked my largest trunk, I should not stay an instant longer.
+Tell him that his great, bulky ship ruins the view; that it hides
+the most beautiful church and part of the Doge's Palace. Tell him
+that I might as well have stayed at home and built a cottage on the
+dock in Boston Harbour. Tell him that his steam-whistles, his
+anchor-droppings, and his constant loadings or unloadings give us
+headache. Tell him that seven or eight of his sailormen brought
+clean garments and scrubbing brushes and took their bath at our
+front entrance. Tell him that one of them, almost absolutely nude,
+instead of running away to put on more clothing, offered me his arm
+to assist me into the gondola."
+
+Miss Palett demurred at the subject-matter of some of these
+remarks, and affirmed that she could not translate others into
+proper Italian. She therefore proposed that Salemina should write
+a few dignified protests on her visiting-card, and her own part
+would be to instruct the man in the flat-boat to deliver it at once
+to his superior officer. The comandante spoke no English,--of that
+fact the sailorman in the flat-boat was certain,--but as the
+gondola moved away, the ladies could see the great man pondering
+over the little piece of pasteboard, and it was plain that he was
+impressed. Herein lies perhaps a seed of truth. The really great
+thing triumphs over all obstacles, and reaches the common mind and
+heart in some way, delivering its message we know not how.
+
+Salemina's card teemed with interesting information, at least to
+the initiated. Her surname was in itself a passport into the best
+society. To be an X- was enough of itself, but her Christian name
+was one peculiar to the most aristocratic and influential branch of
+the X-s. Her mother's maiden name, engraved at full length in the
+middle, established the fact that Mr. X- had not married beneath
+him, but that she was the child of unblemished lineage on both
+sides. Her place of residence was the only one possible to the
+possessor of three such names, and as if these advantages were not
+enough, the street and number proved that Salemina's family
+undoubtedly possessed wealth; for the small numbers, and especially
+the odd numbers, on that particular street, could be flaunted only
+by people of fortune.
+
+You have now all the facts in your possession, and I can only add
+that the ship weighed anchor at twilight, so Salemina again gazed
+upon the Doge's Palace and slept tranquilly.
+
+
+V
+
+
+CASA ROSA, May 22
+
+I am like the schoolgirl who wrote home from Venice: "I am sitting
+on the edge of the Grand Canal drinking it all in, and life never
+seemed half so full before." Was ever the city so beautiful as
+last night on the arrival of foreign royalty? It was a memorable
+display and unique in its peculiar beauty. The palaces that line
+the canal were bright with flags; windows and water-steps were
+thronged, the broad centre of the stream was left empty.
+Presently, round the bend below the Rialto, swept into view a
+double line of gondolas--long, low, gleaming with every hue of
+brilliant colour, most of them with ten, some with twelve,
+gondoliers in resplendent liveries, red, blue, green, white,
+orange, all bending over their oars with the precision of machinery
+and the grace of absolute mastery of their craft. In the middle,
+between two lines, came one small and beautifully modelled gondola,
+rowed by four men in red and black, while on the white silk
+cushions in the stern sat the Prince and Princess. There was no
+splash of oar or rattle of rowlock; swiftly, silently, with an air
+of stately power and pride, the lovely pageant came, passed, and
+disappeared under the shining evening sky and the gathering shadows
+of "the dim, rich city." I never saw, or expect to see, anything
+of its kind so beautiful.
+
+I stay for hours in the gondola, writing my letters or watching the
+thousand and one sights of the streets, for I often allow Salemina
+and the Little Genius to tread their way through the highways and
+byways of Venice while I stay behind and observe life from beneath
+the grateful shade of the black felze.
+
+The women crossing the many little bridges look like the characters
+in light opera; the young girls, with their hair bobbed in a round
+coil, are sometimes bareheaded and sometimes have a lace scarf over
+their dark, curly locks. A little fan is often in their hands, and
+one remarks the graceful way in which the crepe shawl rests upon
+the women's shoulders, remembering that it is supposed to take
+generations to learn to wear a shawl or wield a fan.
+
+My favourite waiting-place is near the Via del Paradiso, just where
+some scarlet pomegranate blossoms hang out over the old brick walls
+by the canal-side, and where one splendid acanthus reminds me that
+its leaves inspired some of the most beautiful architecture in the
+world; where, too, the ceaseless chatter of the small boys cleaning
+crabs with scrubbing-brushes gives my ear a much-needed familiarity
+with the language.
+
+Now a girl with a red parasol crosses the Ponte del Paradiso,
+making a brilliant silhouette against the blue sky. She stops to
+prattle with the man at the bell-shop just at the corner of the
+little calle. There are beautiful bells standing in rows in the
+window, one having a border of finely traced crabs and sea-horses
+at the base; another has a top like a Doge's cap, while the body of
+another has a delicately wrought tracery, as if a fish-net had been
+thrown over it.
+
+Sometimes the children crowd about me as the pigeons in the Piazza
+San Marco struggle for the corn flung to them by the tourists. If
+there are only three or four, I sometimes compromise with my
+conscience and give them something. If one gets a lira put into
+small coppers, one can give them a couple of centesimi apiece
+without feeling that one is pauperizing them, but that one is
+fostering the begging habit in young Italy is a more difficult sin
+to face.
+
+To-day when the boys took off the tattered hats from their bonny
+little heads, all black waves and riotous curls, and with disarming
+dimples and sparkling eyes presented them to me for alms, I looked
+at them with smiling admiration, thinking how like Raphael's
+cherubs they were, and then said in my best Italian: "Oh, yes, I
+see them; they are indeed most beautiful hats. I thank you for
+showing them to me, and I am pleased to see you courteously take
+them off to a lady."
+
+This American pleasantry was passed from mouth to mouth gleefully,
+and so truly enjoyed that they seemed to forget they had been
+denied. They ran, still laughing and chattering, to the wood-
+carver's shop near-by and told him the story, or so I judged, for
+he came to his window and smiled benignly upon me as I sat in the
+gondola with my writing-pad on my knees. I was pleased at the
+friendly glance, for he is the hero of a pretty little romance, and
+I long to make his acquaintance.
+
+It seems that, some years ago, the Queen, with one lady-in-waiting
+in attendance, came to his shop quite early in the morning. Both
+were plainly dressed in cotton gowns, and neither made any
+pretensions. He was carving something that could not be dropped, a
+cherub's face that had to be finished while his thought of it was
+fresh. Hurriedly asking pardon, he continued his work, and at end
+of an hour raised his eyes, breathless and apologetic, to look at
+his visitors. The taller lady had a familiar appearance. He gazed
+steadily, and then, to his surprise and embarrassment, recognized
+the Queen. Far from being offended, she respected his devotion to
+his art, and before she left the shop she gave him a commission for
+a royal staircase. I am going to ask the Little Genius to take me
+to see his work, but, alas! there will be an unsurmountable barrier
+between us, for I cannot utter in my new Italian anything but the
+most commonplace and conventional statements.
+
+
+VI
+
+
+CASA ROSA, May 28.
+
+Oh, this misery of being dumb, incoherent, unintelligible, foolish,
+inarticulate in a foreign land, for lack of words! It is unwise, I
+fear, to have at the outset too high an ideal either in grammar or
+accent. As our gondola passed one of the hotels this afternoon, we
+paused long enough to hear an intrepid lady converse with an
+Italian who carried a mandolin and had apparently come to give a
+music lesson to her husband. She seemed to be from the Middle West
+of America, but I am not disposed to insist upon this point, nor to
+make any particular State in the Union blush for her crudities of
+speech. She translated immediately everything that she said into
+her own tongue, as if the hearer might, between French and English,
+possibly understand something.
+
+"Elle nay pars easy--he ain't here," she remarked, oblivious of
+gender. "Elle retoorneray ah seas oors et dammi--he'll be back
+sure by half-past six. Bone swar, I should say Bony naughty--Good-
+night to you, and I won't let him forget to show up to-morrer."
+
+This was neither so ingenious nor so felicitous as the language-
+expedient of the man who wished to leave some luggage at a railway
+station in Rome, and knowing nothing of any foreign tongue but a
+few Latin phrases, mostly of an obituary character, pointed several
+times to his effects, saying, "Requiescat in pace," and then,
+pointing again to himself, uttered the one pregnant word
+"Resurgam." This at any rate had the merit of tickling his own
+sense of humour, if it availed nothing with the railway porters,
+and if any one remarks that he has read the tale in some ancient
+"Farmers' Almanack," I shall only retort that it is still worth
+repeating.
+
+My little red book on the "Study of Italian Made Easy for the
+Traveller" is always in my pocket, but it is extraordinary how
+little use it is to me. The critics need not assert that
+individuality is dying out in the human race and that we are all
+more or less alike. If we were, we should find our daily practical
+wants met by such little books. Mine gives me a sentence
+requesting the laundress to return the clothes three days hence, at
+midnight, at cock-crow, or at the full of the moon, but nowhere can
+the new arrival find the phrase for the next night or the day after
+to-morrow. The book implores the washerwoman to use plenty of
+starch, but the new arrival wishes scarcely any, or only the frills
+dipped.
+
+Before going to the dressmaker's yesterday, I spent five minutes
+learning the Italian for the expression "This blouse bags; it sits
+in wrinkles between the shoulders." As this was the only criticism
+given in the little book, I imagined that Italian dressmakers erred
+in this special direction. What was my discomfiture to find that
+my blouse was much too small and refused to meet. I could only use
+gestures for the dressmaker's enlightenment, but in order not to
+waste my recently gained knowledge, I tried to tell a melodramatic
+tale of a friend of mine whose blouse bagged and sat in wrinkles
+between the shoulders. It was not successful, because I was
+obliged to substitute the past for the present tense of the verb.
+
+Somebody says that if we learn the irregular verbs of a language
+first, all will be well. I think by the use of considerable mental
+agility one can generally avoid them altogether, although it
+materially reduces one's vocabulary; but at all events there is no
+way of learning them thoroughly save by marrying a native. A
+native, particularly after marriage, uses the irregular verbs with
+great freedom, and one acquires a familiarity with them never
+gained in the formal instruction of a teacher. This method of
+education may be considered radical, and in cases where one is
+already married, illegal and bigamous, but on the whole it is not
+attended with any more difficulty than the immersing of one's self
+in a study day after day and month after month learning the
+irregular verbs from a grammar.
+
+My rule in studying a language is to seize upon some salient point,
+or one generally overlooked by foreigners, or some very subtle one
+known only to the scholar, and devote myself to its mastery. A
+little knowledge here blinds the hearer to much ignorance
+elsewhere. In Italian, for example, the polite way of addressing
+one's equal is to speak in the third person singular, using Ella
+(she) as the pronoun. "Come sta Ella?" (How are you? but
+literally "How is she?")
+
+I pay great attention to this detail, and make opportunities to
+meet our padrona on the staircase and say "How is she?" to her. I
+can never escape the feeling that I am inquiring for the health of
+an absent person; moreover, I could not understand her symptoms if
+she should recount them, and I have no language in which to
+describe my own symptoms, which, so far as I have observed, is the
+only reason we ever ask anybody else how he feels.
+
+To remember on the instant whether one is addressing equals,
+superiors, or inferiors, and to marshal hastily the proper pronoun,
+adds a new terror to conversation, so that I find myself constantly
+searching my memory to decide whether it shall be:
+
+Scusate or Scusi, Avanti or Passi, A rivederci or Addio, Che cosa
+dite? or Che coma dice? Quanto domandate? or Quanto domanda? Dove
+andate? or Dove va? Come vi chiamate? or Come si chiama? and so
+forth and so forth until one's mind seems to be arranged in
+tabulated columns, with special N.B.'s to use the infinitive in
+talking to the gondolier.
+
+Finding the hours of time rather puzzling as recorded in the "Study
+of Italian Made Easy," I devoted twenty-four hours to learning how
+to say the time from one o'clock at noon to midnight, or thirteen
+to twenty-three o'clock. My soul revolted at the task, for a
+foreign tongue abounds in these malicious little refinements of
+speech, invented, I suppose, to prevent strangers from making too
+free with it on short acquaintance. I found later on that my
+labour had been useless, and that evidently the Italians themselves
+have no longer the leisure for these little eccentricities of
+language and suffer them to pass from common use. If the Latin
+races would only meet in convention and agree to bestow the
+comfortable neuter gender on inanimate objects and commodities, how
+popular they might make themselves with the English-speaking
+nations; but having begun to "enrich" their language, and make it
+more "subtle" by these perplexities, centuries ago, they will no
+doubt continue them until the end of time.
+
+If one has been a devoted patron of the opera or student of music,
+one has an Italian vocabulary to begin with. This, if accompanied
+by the proper gestures (for it is vain to speak without liberal
+movements, of the hands, shoulders, and eyebrows), this, I
+maintain, will deceive all the English-speaking persons who may be
+seated near your table in a foreign cafe.
+
+The very first evening after our arrival, Jack Copley asked
+Salemina and me to dine with him at the best restaurant in Venice.
+Jack Copley is a well of nonsense undefiled, and he, like
+ourselves, had been in Italy only a few hours. He called for us in
+his gondola, and in the row across from the Giudecca we amused
+ourselves by calling to mind the various Italian words or phrases
+with which we were familiar. They were mostly titles of arias or
+songs, but Jack insisted, notwithstanding Salemina's protestations,
+that, properly interlarded with names of famous Italians, he could
+maintain a brilliant conversation with me at table, to the envy and
+amazement of our neighbours. The following paragraph, then, was
+our stock in trade, and Jack's volubility and ingenuity in its use
+kept Salemina quite helpless with laughter:-
+
+
+Guarda che bianca luna--Il tempo passato--Lascia ch' io pianga--
+Dolce far niente--Batti batti nel Masetto--Da capo--Ritardando--
+Andante--Piano--Adagio--Spaghetti--Macaroni--Polenta--Non e ver--
+Ah, non giunge--Si la stanchezza--Bravo--Lento--Presto--Scherzo--
+Dormi pura--La ci darem la mano--Celeste Aida--Spirito gentil--Voi
+che sapete--Crispino e la Comare--Pieta, Signore--Tintoretto--
+Boccaccio--Garibaldi--Mazzini--Beatrice Cenci--Gordigiani--Santa
+Lucia--Il mio tesoro--Margherita--Umberto--Vittoria Colonna -Tutti
+frutti--Botticelli--Una furtiva lagrima.
+
+
+No one who has not the privilege of Jack Copley's acquaintance
+could believe with what effect he used these unrelated words and
+sentences. I could only assist, and lead him to ever higher
+flights of fancy.
+
+We perceive with pleasure that our mother tongue presents equal
+difficulties to Italian manufacturers and men of affairs. The so-
+called mineral water we use at table is specially still and dead,
+and we think it may have been compared to its disadvantage with
+other more sparkling beverages, since every bottle bears a printed
+label announcing, "To Distrust of the mineral waters too foaming,
+since that they do invariable spread the Stomach."
+
+We learn also by studying another bottle that "The Wermouth is a
+white wine slightly bitter, and parfumed with who leso me aromatic
+herbs." Who leso me we printed in italics in our own minds, giving
+the phrase a pure Italian accent until we discovered that it was
+the somewhat familiar adjective "wholesome."
+
+In one of the smaller galleries we were given the usual pasteboard
+fans bearing explanations of the frescoes:-
+
+Room I. In the middle. The sin of our fathers.
+
+On every side. The ovens of Babylony. Moise saved from the water.
+
+Room II. In the middle. Moise who sprung the water.
+
+On every side. The luminous column in the dessert and the ardent
+wood.
+
+Room III. In the middle. Elia transported in the heaven.
+
+On every side. Eliseus dispansing brods.
+
+Room IV. The wood carvings are by Anonymous. The tapestry shows
+the multiplications of brods and fishs.
+
+
+VII
+
+
+CASA ROSA, May 30.
+
+We have had a battle royal in Casa Rosa--a battle over the breaking
+of a huge blue pitcher valued at eight francs, a pitcher belonging
+to the Little Genius.
+
+The room that leads from the dining-room to the kitchen is reached
+by the descent of two or three stone steps. It is always full, and
+is like the orthodox hell in one respect, that though myriads of
+people are seen to go into it, none ever seem to come out. It is
+not more than twelve feet square, and the persons most continuously
+in it, not counting those who are in transit, are the Padrona
+Angela; the Padrona Angela's daughter, Signorina Rita; the
+Signorina Rita's temporary suitor; the suitor's mother and cousin;
+the padrona's great-aunt; a few casual acquaintances of the two
+families, and somebody's baby: not always the same baby; any baby
+answers the purpose and adds to the confusion and chatter of
+tongues.
+
+This morning, the door from the dining-room being ajar, I heard a
+subdued sort of Bedlam in the distance, and finally went nearer to
+the scene of action, finding the cause in a heap of broken china in
+the centre of the floor. I glanced at the excited company, but
+there was nothing to show me who was the criminal. There was a
+spry girl washing dishes; the fritter-woman (at least we call her
+so, because she brings certain goodies called, if I mistake not,
+frittoli); the gardener's wife; Angelo, the gondolier; Peppina, the
+waiting-maid; and the men that had just brought the sausages and
+sweetmeats for the gondolier's ball, which we were giving in the
+evening. There was also the contralto, with a large soup-ladle in
+her hand. (We now call Rosalia, the cook, "the contralto," because
+she sings so much better than she cooks that it seems only proper
+to distinguish her in the line of her special talent.)
+
+The assembled company were all talking and gesticulating at once.
+There was a most delicate point of justice involved, for, as far as
+I could gather, the sweetmeat-man had come in unexpectedly and
+collided with the sausage-man, thereby startling the fritter-woman,
+who turned suddenly and jostled the spry girl: hence the pile of
+broken china.
+
+The spry girl was all for justice. If she had carelessly or
+wilfully dropped the pitcher, she would have been willing to suffer
+the extreme penalty,--the number of saints she called upon to
+witness this statement was sufficient to prove her honesty,--but
+under the circumstances she would be blessed if she suffered
+anything, even the abuse that filled the air. The fritter-woman
+upbraided the sweetmeat-man, who in return reviled the sausage-
+vender, who remarked that if Angelo or Peppina had received the
+sausages at the door, as they should, he would never have been in
+the house at all; adding a few picturesque generalizations
+concerning the moral turpitude of Angelo's parents and the vicious
+nature of their offspring.
+
+The contralto, who was divided in her soul, being betrothed to the
+sausage-vender, but aunt to the spry girl, sprang into the arena,
+armed with the soup-ladle, and dispensed injustice on all sides.
+The feud now reached its height. There is nothing that the chief
+participants did not call one another, and no intimation or
+aspersion concerning the reputation of ancestors to the remotest
+generation that was not cast in the others' teeth. The spry girl
+referred to the sausage-vender as a generalissimo of all the
+fiends, and the compliments concerning the gentle art of cookery
+which flew between the fritter-woman and the contralto will not
+bear repetition. I listened breathlessly, hoping to hear one of
+the party refer to somebody as the figure of a pig (strangely
+enough the most unforgettable of insults), for each of the
+combatants held, suspended in air, the weapon of his choice--broken
+crockery, soup-ladle, rolling-pin, or sausage. Each, I say,
+flourished the emblem of his craft wildly in the air--and then,
+with a change of front like that of the celebrated King of France
+in the Mother Goose rhyme, dropped it swiftly and silently; for at
+this juncture the Little Genius flew down the broad staircase from
+her eagle's nest. Her sculptor's smock surmounted her blue cotton
+gown, and her blond hair was flying in the breeze created by her
+rapid descent. I wish I could affirm that by her gentle dignity
+and serene self-control she awed the company into silence, or that
+there was a holy dignity about her that held them spellbound; but
+such, unhappily, is not the case. It was her pet blue pitcher that
+had been broken--the pitcher that was to serve as just the right
+bit of colour at the evening's feast. She took command of the
+situation in a masterly manner--a manner that had American energy
+and decision as its foundation and Italian fluency as its
+superstructure. She questioned the virtue of no one's ancestors,
+cast no shadow of doubt on the legitimacy of any one's posterity,
+called no one by the name of any four-footed beast or crawling,
+venomous thing, yet she somehow brought order out of chaos. Her
+language (for which she would have been fined thirty days in her
+native land) charmed and enthralled the Venetians by its delicacy,
+reserve, and restraint, and they dispersed pleasantly. The
+sausage-vender wished good appetite to the cook,--she had need of
+it, Heaven knows, and we had more,--while the spry girl embraced
+the fritter-woman ardently, begging her to come in again soon and
+make a longer visit.
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+CASA ROSA, June 10
+
+I am saying all my good-byes--to Angelo and the gondola; to the
+greedy pigeons of San Marco, so heavy in the crop that they can
+scarcely waddle on their little red feet; to the bees and birds and
+flowers and trees of the beautiful garden behind the casa; to the
+Little Genius and her eagle's nest on the house-top; to "the city
+that is always just putting out to sea." It has been a month of
+enchantment, and although rather expensive, it is pleasant to think
+that the padrona's mortgage is nearly paid.
+
+It is a saint's day, and to-night there will be a fiesta. Coming
+home to our island, we shall hear the laughter and the song
+floating out from the wine shops and the caffes; we shall see the
+lighted barges with their musicians; we shall thrill with the cries
+of "Viva Italia! viva el Re!" The moon will rise above the white
+palaces; their innumerable lights will be reflected in the glassy
+surface of the Grand Canal. We shall feel for the last time "the
+quick silent passing" of the only Venetian cab.
+
+
+"How light we move, how softly! Ah,
+Were life but as the gondola!"
+
+
+To-morrow we shall be rowed against the current to Padua. We shall
+see Malcontenta and its ruined villa: Oriago and Mira and the
+campanile of Dolo. Venice will lie behind us, but she will never
+be forgotten. Many a time on such a night as this we shall say
+with other wandering Venetians:-
+
+
+"O Venezia benedetta!
+Non ti voglio piu lasciar!"
+
+
+
+PENELOPE'S PRINTS OF WALES
+
+
+
+And at length it chanced that I came to the fairest Valley in the
+World, wherein were trees of equal growth; and a river ran through
+the Valley, and a path was by the side of the river. And I
+followed the path until midday, and I continued my journey along
+the remainder of the Valley until the evening: and at the
+extremity of a plain I came to a lone and lustrous Castle, at the
+foot of which was a torrent.
+
+
+We are coaching in Wales, having journeyed by easy stages from
+Liverpool through Llanberis, Penygwryd, Bettws-y-Coed, Beddgelert
+and Dolgelly on our way to Bristol, where we shall make up our
+minds as to the next step; deciding in solemn conclave, with floods
+of argument and temperamental differences of opinion, what is best
+worth seeing where all is beautiful and inspiring. If I had
+possessed a little foresight I should have avoided Wales, for,
+having proved apt at itinerary doggerel, I was solemnly created,
+immediately on arrival, Mistress of Rhymes and Travelling Laureate
+to the party--an office, however honourable, that is no sinecure
+since it obliges me to write rhymed eulogies or diatribes on
+Dolgelly, Tan-y-Bulch, Gyn-y-Coed, Llanrychwyn, and other Welsh
+hamlets whose names offer breakneck fences to the Muse.
+
+I have not wanted for training in this direction, having made a
+journey (heavenly in reminiscence) along the Thames, stopping at
+all the villages along its green banks. It was Kitty Schuyler and
+Jack Copley who insisted that I should rhyme Henley and Streatley
+and Wargrave before I should be suffered to eat luncheon, and they
+who made me a crown of laurel and hung a pasteboard medal about my
+blushing neck when I succeeded better than usual with Datchett!--I
+well remember Datchett, where the water-rats crept out of the reeds
+in the shallows to watch our repast; and better still do I recall
+Medmenham Abbey, which defied all my efforts till I found that it
+was pronounced Meddenam with the accent on the first syllable. The
+results of my enforced tussles with the Muse stare at me now from
+my Commonplace Book.
+
+
+"Said a rat to a hen once, at Datchett,
+'Throw an egg to me, dear, and I'll catch it!'
+'I thank you, good sir,
+But I greatly prefer
+To sit on mine HERE till I hatch it.'"
+
+"Few hairs had the Vicar of Medmenham,
+Few hairs, and he still was a-sheddin' 'em,
+But had none remained,
+He would not have complained,
+Because there was FAR too much red in 'em!"
+
+
+It was Jack Copley, too, who incited me to play with rhymes for
+Venice until I produced the following tour de force:
+
+
+"A giddy young hostess in Venice
+Gave her guests hard-boiled eggs to play tennis.
+She said 'If they SHOULD break,
+What odds would it make?
+You can't THINK how prolific my hen is."
+
+
+Reminiscences of former difficulties bravely surmounted faded into
+insignificance before our first day in Wales was over.
+
+Jack Copley is very autocratic, almost brutal in discipline. It is
+he who leads me up to the Visitors' Books at the wayside inns, and
+putting the quill in my reluctant fingers bids me write in cheerful
+hexameters my impressions of the unpronounceable spot. My
+martyrdom began at Penygwryd (Penny-goo-rid'). We might have
+stopped at Conway or some other town of simple name, or we might
+have allowed the roof of the Cambrian Arms or the Royal Goat or the
+Saracen's Read to shelter us comfortably, and provide me a
+comparatively easy task; but no; Penygwryd it was, and the
+outskirts at that, because of two inns that bore on their swinging
+signs the names: Ty Ucha and Ty Isaf, both of which would make any
+minor poet shudder. When I saw the sign over the door of our
+chosen hostelry I was moved to disappear and avert my fate. Hunger
+at length brought me out of my lair, and promising to do my duty, I
+was allowed to join the irresponsible ones at luncheon.
+
+Such a toothsome feast it was! A delicious ham where roses and
+lilies melted sweetly into one another; some crisp lettuces, ale in
+pewter mugs, a good old cheese, and that stodgy cannon-ball the
+"household loaf," dear for old association's sake. We were served
+at table by the granddaughter of the house, a little damsel of
+fifteen summers with sleek brown hair and the eyes of a doe. The
+pretty creature was all blushes and dimples and pinafores and
+curtsies and eloquent goodwill. With what a sweet politeness do
+they invest their service, some of these soft-voiced British maids!
+Their kindness almost moves one to tears when one is fresh from the
+resentful civility fostered by Democracy.
+
+As we strolled out on the greensward by the hawthorn hedge we were
+followed by the little waitress, whose name, however pronounced,
+was written Nelw Evans. She asked us if we would write in the
+"Locked Book," whereupon she presented us with the key. It seems
+that there is an ordinary Visitors' Book, where the common herd is
+invited to scrawl its unknown name; but when persons of evident
+distinction and genius patronize the inn, this "Locked Book" is put
+into their hands.
+
+I found that many a lord and lady had written on its pages, and men
+mighty in Church and State had left their mark, with much bad
+poetry commendatory of the beds, the food, the scenery, and the
+fishing. Nobody, however, had given a line to pretty Nelw Evans;
+so I pencilled her a rhyme, for which I was well paid in dimples:-
+
+
+"At the Inn called the Penygwryd
+A sweet little maiden is hid.
+She's so rosy and pretty
+I write her this ditty
+And leave it at Penygwryd."
+
+
+Our next halt was at Bettws-y-Coed, where we passed the week-end.
+It was a memorable spot, as I failed at first to rhyme the name,
+and only succeeded under threats of a fate like unto that of the
+immortal babes in the wood. I left the verse to be carved on a
+bronze tablet in the village church, should any one be found fitted
+to bear the weight of its eulogy:-
+
+
+"Here lies an old woman of Bettws-y-CoED;
+Wherever she went, it was there that she goED.
+She frequently said: 'My own row have I hoED,
+And likewise the church water-mark have I toED.
+I'm therefore expecting to reap what I've sowED,
+And go straight to heaven from Bettws-y-CoED.'"
+
+
+At another stage of our journey, when the coaching tour was nearly
+ended, we were stopping at the Royal Goat at Beddgelert. We were
+seated about the cheerful blaze (one and sixpence extra), portfolio
+in lap, making ready our letters for the post. I announced my
+intention of writing to Salemina, left behind in London with a
+sprained ankle, and determined that the missive should be saturated
+with local colour. None of us were able to spell the few Welsh
+words we had picked up in our journeyings, but I evaded the
+difficulties by writing an exciting little episode in which all the
+principal substantives were names of Welsh towns, dragged in
+bodily, and so used as to deceive the casual untravelled reader.
+
+I read it aloud. Jack Copley declared that it made capital sense,
+and sounded as if it had happened exactly as stated. Perhaps you
+will agree with him:-
+
+
+DDOLGHYHGGLLWN, WALES
+
+. . . We left Bettws-y-Coed yesterday morning, and coached thirty-
+three miles to this point. (How do you like this point when you
+see it spelled?) We lunched at a wayside inn, and as we journeyed
+on we began to see pposters on the ffences announcing the ffact
+that there was to be a Festiniog that day in the village of
+Portmadoc, through which we were to pass.
+
+I always enoyw a Festiniog yn any country, and my hheart beat hhigh
+with anticipation. Yt was ffive o'clock yn the cool of the dday,
+and ppresently the roadw became ggay with the returning
+festinioggers. Here was a fine Llanberis, its neck encircled with
+shining meddals wonw in previous festiniogs; there, just behind, a
+wee shaggy Rhyl led along proudly by its owner. Evydently the
+gayety was over for the day, for the ppeople now came yn crowds,
+the women with gay plaid Rhuddlans over their shoulders and straw
+Beddgelerts on their hheads.
+
+The guardd ttooted his hhorn continuously, for we now approached
+the principalw street of the village, where hhundreds of ppeople
+were conggreggated. Of course there were allw manner of Dolgelleys
+yn the crowd, and allw that had taken pprizes were gayly decked
+with ribbons. Just at this moment the hhorn of our gguard
+ffrightened a superb Llanrwst, a spirited black creature of
+enormous size. It made a ddash through the lines of tterrified
+mothers, who caught their innocent Pwllhelis closer to their
+bbosoms. In its madd course it bruised the side of a huge
+Llandudno hitched to a stout Tyn-y-Coed by the way-side. It bbroke
+its Bettws and leaped ynto the air. Ddeath stared us yn the face.
+David the whip grew ppale, and signalled to Absalom the gguard to
+save as many lives as he could and leave the rrest to Pprovidence.
+Absalom spprang from his seat, and taking a sharp Capel Curig from
+his ppocket (Hheaven knows how he chanced to have it about his
+pperson), he aimed straight between the Llangollens of the
+infuriated Llandudno. With a moan of baffled rrage, he sank to
+earth with a hheavy thuddw. Absalom withdrew the bbloody Capel
+Curig from the dying Llandudno, and wiping yt on his Penygwryd,
+replaced yt yn his pocket for future possible use.
+
+The local Dolwyddelan approached, and ordered a detachment of Tan-
+y-Bulchs to remove the corpse of the Llandudno. With a shudder we
+saw him borne to his last rrest, for we realized that had yt not
+bbeen for Absalom's Capel Curig we had bbeen bburied yn an
+unpronounceable Welsh ggrave.
+
+
+
+PENELOPE IN DEVON
+
+
+
+We are in Bristol after a week's coaching in Wales; the Jack
+Copleys, Tommy Schuyler, Mrs. Jack's younger brother, and Miss Van
+Tyck, Mrs. Jack's "Aunt Celia," who played a grim third in that
+tour of the English Cathedrals during which Jack Copley was
+ostensibly studying architecture but in reality courting Kitty
+Schuyler. Also there is Bertram Ferguson, whom we call "Atlas"
+because he carries the world on his shoulders, gazing more or less
+vaguely and absent-mindedly at all the persons and things in the
+universe not in need of immediate reformation.
+
+We had journeyed by easy stages from Liverpool through Carnarvon,
+Llanberis, Penygwyrd, Bettws-y-Coed, Beddgelert, and Tan-y-Bulch.
+Arriving finally at Dolgelly, we sent the coach back to Carnarvon
+and took the train to Ross,--the gate of the Wye,--from whence we
+were to go down the river in boats. As to that, everybody knows
+Symond's Yat, Monmouth, Raglan Castle, Tintern Abbey, Chepstow; but
+at Bristol a brilliant idea took possession of Jack Copley's mind.
+Long after we were in bed o' nights the blessed man interviewed
+landlords and studied guidebooks that he might show us something
+beautiful next day, and above all, something out of the common
+route. Mrs. Jack didn't like common routes; she wanted her
+appetite titillated with new scenes.
+
+At breakfast we saw the red-covered Baedeker beside our host's
+plate. This was his way of announcing that we were to "move on,"
+like poor Jo in "Bleak House." He had already reached the
+marmalade stage, and while we discussed our bacon and eggs and
+reviled our coffee, he read us the following:-
+
+"Clovelly lies in a narrow and richly-wooded combe descending
+abruptly to the sea." -
+
+"Any place that descends to the sea abruptly or otherwise has my
+approval in advance," said Tommy.
+
+"Be quiet, my boy."--"It consists of one main street, or rather a
+main staircase, with a few houses climbing on each side of the
+combe so far as the narrow space allows. The houses, each standing
+on a higher or lower level than its neighbour, are all whitewashed,
+with gay green doors and lattices." -
+
+"Heavenly!" cried Mrs. Jack. "It sounds like an English Amalfi;
+let us take the first train."
+
+- "And the general effect is curiously foreign; the views from the
+quaint little pier and, better still, from the sea, with the pier
+in the foreground, are also very striking. The foundations of the
+cottages at the lower end of the village are hewn out of the living
+rock."
+
+"How does a living rock differ from other rocks--dead rocks?" Tommy
+asked facetiously. "I have always wanted to know; however, it
+sounds delightful, though I can't remember anything about
+Clovelly."
+
+"Did you never read Dickens's 'Message from the Sea,' Thomas?"
+asked Miss Van Tyck. Aunt Celia always knows the number of the
+unemployed in New York and Chicago, the date when North Carolina
+was admitted to the Union, why black sheep eat less than white
+ones, the height of the highest mountain and the length of the
+longest river in the world, when the first potato was dug from
+American soil, when the battle of Bull Run was fought, who invented
+the first fire-escape, how woman suffrage has worked in Colorado
+and California, the number of trees felled by Mr. Gladstone, the
+principle of the Westinghouse brake and the Jacquard loom, the
+difference between peritonitis and appendicitis, the date of the
+introduction of postal-cards and oleomargarine, the price of
+mileage on African railways, the influence of Christianity in the
+Windward Islands, who wrote "There's Another, not a Sister," "At
+Midnight in his Guarded Tent," "A Thing of Beauty is a Joy
+Forever," and has taken in through the pores much other information
+likely to be of service on journeys where an encyclopaedia is not
+available.
+
+If she could deliver this information without gibes at other
+people's ignorance she would, of course, be more agreeable; but it
+is only justice to say that a person is rarely instructive and
+agreeable at the same moment.
+
+"It is settled, then, that we go to Clovelly," said Jack. "Bring
+me the ABC Guide, please" (this to the waiter who had just brought
+in the post).
+
+"Quite settled, and we go at once," said Mrs. Jack, whose joy at
+arriving at a place is only equalled by her joy in leaving it.
+"Penelope, hand me my letters, please; if you were not my guest I
+should say I had never witnessed such an appetite. Tommy, what
+news from father? Atlas, how can you drink three cups of British
+coffee? Oh-h-h, how more than lucky, how heavenly, how
+providential! Egeria is coming!"
+
+"Egeria?" we cried with one rapturous voice.
+
+"Read your letter carefully, Kitty," said Jack; "you will probably
+find that she wishes she might come, but finds it impossible."
+
+"Or that she certainly would come if she had anything to wear,"
+drawled Tommy.
+
+"Or that she could come perfectly well if it were a few days
+later," quoth I.
+
+Mrs. Jack stared at us superciliously, and lifting an absurd watch
+from her antique chatelaine, observed calmly, "Egeria will be at
+this hotel in one hour and fifteen minutes; I telegraphed her the
+night before last, and this letter is her reply."
+
+"Who is Egeria?" asked Atlas, looking up from his own letters.
+"She sounds like a character in a book."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "You begin, Penelope."
+
+Penelope: "No, I'd rather finish; then I can put in everything
+that you omit."
+
+Atlas: "Is there so much to tell?"
+
+Tommy: "Rather. Begin with her hair, Penelope."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "No; I'll do that! Don't rattle your knives and forks,
+shut up your Baedeker, Jackie, and listen while I quote what a
+certain poet wrote of Egeria when she last visited us:-
+
+
+"'She has a knot of russet hair:
+It seems a simple thing to wear
+Through years, despite of fashion's check,
+The same deep coil about the neck,
+But there it twined
+When first I knew her,
+And learned with passion to pursue her,
+And if she changed it, to my mind
+She were a creature of new kind.
+
+"'O first of women who has laid
+Magnetic glory on a braid!
+In others' tresses we may mark
+If they be silken, blonde, or dark,
+But thine we praise and dare not feel them,
+Not Hermes, god of theft, dare steal them;
+It is enough for eye to gaze
+Upon their vivifying maze.'"
+
+
+Jack: "She has beautiful hair, but as an architect I shouldn't
+think of mentioning it first. Details should follow, not precede,
+general characteristics. Her hair is an exquisite detail; so, you
+might say, is her nose, her foot, her voice; but viewed as a
+captivating whole, Egeria might be described epigrammatically as an
+animated lodestone. When a man approaches her he feels his iron-
+work gently and gradually drawn out of him."
+
+Atlas looked distinctly incredulous at this statement, which was
+reinforced by the affirmative nods of the whole party.
+
+Penelope: "A man cannot talk to Egeria an hour without wishing the
+assistance of the Society for First Aid to the Injured. She is a
+kind of feminine fly-paper; the men are attracted by the sweetness,
+and in trying to absorb a little of it, they stick fast."
+
+Tommy: "Egeria is worth from two to two and a half times more than
+any girl alive; I would as lief talk to her as listen to myself."
+
+Atlas: "Great Jove, what a concession! I wish I could find a
+woman--an unmarried woman (with a low bow to Mrs. Jack)--that would
+produce that effect upon me. So you all like her?"
+
+Aunt Celia: "She is not what I consider a well-informed girl."
+
+Penelope: "Now don't carp, Miss Van Tyck. You love her as much as
+we all do. 'Like her,' indeed! I detest the phrase. Werther said
+when asked how he liked Charlotte, 'What sort of creature must he
+be who merely liked her; whose whole heart and senses were not
+entirely absorbed by her! Some one asked me lately how I 'liked'
+Ossian."
+
+Atlas: "Don't introduce Ossian, Werther and Charlotte into this
+delightful breakfast chat, I beseech you; the most tiresome trio
+that ever lived. If they were travelling with us, how they would
+jar! Ossian would tear the scenery in tatters with his
+apostrophes, Werther would make love to Mrs. Jack, and Charlotte
+couldn't cut an English household loaf with a hatchet. Keep to
+Egeria,--though if one cannot stop at liking her, she is a
+dangerous subject."
+
+Jack: "Don't imagine from these panegyrics that, to the casual
+observer, Egeria is anything more than a nice girl. The deadly
+qualities that were mentioned only appeal to the sympathetic eye
+(which you have not), and the susceptible heart (which is not
+yours), and after long acquaintance (which you can't have, for she
+stays only a week). Tommy, you can meet the charmer at the
+station; your sister will pack up, and I'll pay the bills and make
+arrangements for the journey."
+
+Jack Copley (when left alone with his spouse): "Kitty, I wonder,
+why you invited Egeria to travel in the same party with Atlas."
+
+Mrs. Jack (fencing): "Pooh! Atlas is safe anywhere."
+
+Jack: "He is a man."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "No; he is a reformer."
+
+Jack: "Even reformers fall in love."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "Not unless they can find a woman to reform. Egeria is
+too nearly perfect to attract Atlas; besides, what does it matter,
+anyway?"
+
+Jack: "It matters a good deal if it makes him unhappy; he is too
+good a fellow."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "I've lived twenty-five years and I have never seen a
+man's unhappiness last more than six months, and I have never seen
+a woman make a wound in a man's heart that another woman couldn't
+heal. The modern young man is as tough as--well, I can't think of
+anything tough enough to compare him to. I've always thought it a
+pity that the material of which men's hearts is made couldn't be
+utilized for manufacturing purposes; think of its value for hinges,
+or for the toes of little boys' boots, or the heels of their
+stockings!"
+
+Jack: "I should think you had just been jilted, my dear; how has
+Atlas offended you?"
+
+Mrs. Jack: "He hasn't offended me; I love him, but I think he is
+too absent-minded lately."
+
+Jack: "And is Egeria invited to join us in order that she may
+bring his mind forcibly back to the present?"
+
+Mrs. Jack: "Not at all; I consider Atlas as safe as a--as a
+church, or a dictionary, or a guide-post, or anything; he is too
+much interested in tenement-house reform to fall in love with a
+woman."
+
+Jack: "I think a sensible woman wouldn't be out of place in Atlas'
+schemes for the regeneration of humanity."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "No; but Egeria isn't a--yes, she is, too; I can't deny
+it, but I don't believe she knows anything about the sweating
+system, and she adores Ossian and Fiona Macleod, so she probably
+won't appeal to Atlas in his present state, which, to my mind, is
+unnecessarily intense. The service of humanity renders a young man
+perfectly callous to feminine charms. It's the proverbial safety
+of numbers, I suppose, for it's always the individual that leads a
+man into temptation, if you notice, never the universal;--Woman,
+not women. I have studied Atlas profoundly, and he is nearly as
+blind as a bat. He paid no attention to my new travelling-dress
+last week, and yesterday I wore four rings on my middle finger and
+two on each thumb all day long, just to see if I could catch his
+eye and hold his attention. I couldn't."
+
+Jack: "That may all be; a man may be blind to the charms of all
+women but one (and precious lucky if he is), but he is particularly
+keen where the one is concerned."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "Atlas isn't keen about anything but the sweating
+system. You needn't worry about him; your favourite Stevenson says
+that a wet rag goes safely by the fire, and if a man is blind, he
+cannot expect to be much impressed by romantic scenery. Atlas
+momentarily a wet rag and temporarily blind. He told me on
+Wednesday that he intended to leave all his money to one of those
+long-named regenerating societies--I can't remember which."
+
+Jack: "And it was on Wednesday you sent for Egeria. I see."
+
+Mrs. Jack (haughtily): "Then you see a figment of your own
+imagination; there is nothing else to see. There! I've packed
+everything that belongs to me, while you've been smoking and gazing
+at that railway guide. When do we start?"
+
+Jack: "11.59. We arrive in Bideford at 4.40, and have a twelve-
+mile drive to Clovelly. I will telegraph for a conveyance to the
+inn and for five bedrooms and a sitting-room."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "I hope that Egeria's train will be on time, and I hope
+that it will rain so that I can wear my five-guinea mackintosh. It
+poured every day when I was economizing and doing without it."
+
+Jack: "I never could see the value of economy that ended in extra
+extravagance."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "Very likely; there are hosts of things you never can
+see, Jackie. But there she is, stepping out of a hansom, the
+darling! What a sweet gown! She's infinitely more interesting
+than the sweating system."
+
+
+We thought we were a merry party before Egeria joined us, but she
+certainly introduced a new element of interest. I could not help
+thinking of it as we were flying about the Bristol station, just
+before entering the first-class carriage engaged by our host.
+Tommy had bought us rosebuds at a penny each; Atlas had a bundle of
+illustrated papers under his arm--The Sketch, Black and White, The
+Queen, The Lady's Pictorial, and half a dozen others. The guard
+was pasting an "engaged" placard on the carriage window and piling
+up six luncheon-baskets in the corner on the cushions, and speedily
+we were off.
+
+It is a sincere tribute to the intrinsic charm of Egeria's
+character that Mrs. Jack and I admire her so unreservedly, for she
+is for ever being hurled at us as an example in cases where men are
+too stupid to see that there is no fault in us, nor any special
+virtue in her. For instance, Jack tells Kitty that she could walk
+with less fatigue if she wore sensible shoes like Egeria's. Now,
+Egeria's foot is very nearly as lovely as Trilby's in the story,
+and much prettier than Trilby's in the pictures; consequently, she
+wears a hideous, broad-toed, low-heeled boot, and looks trim and
+neat in it. Her hair is another contested point: she dresses it
+in five minutes in the morning, walks or drives in the rain and
+wind for a few hours, rides in the afternoon, bathes in the surf,
+lies in a hammock, and, if circumstances demand, the creature can
+smooth it with her hands and walk in to dinner! Kitty and I, on
+the contrary, rise a half-hour earlier to curl or wave; our spirit-
+lamps leak into our dressing-bags, and our beauty is decidedly
+damaged by damp or hot weather. Most women's hair is a mere
+covering to the scalp, growing out of the head, or pinned on, as
+the case may be. Egeria's is a glory like Eve's; it is expressive,
+breathing a hundred delicate suggestions of herself; not tortured
+into frizzles, or fringes, or artificial shapes, but winding its
+lustrous lengths about her head, just high enough to show the
+beautiful nape of her neck, "where this way and that the little
+lighter-coloured irreclaimable curls run truant from the knot,--
+curls, half curls, root curls, vine ringlets, wedding-rings,
+fledgling feathers, tufts of down, blown wisps,--all these wave, or
+fall, or stray, loose and downward in the form of small, silken
+paws, hardly any of them thicker than a crayon shading, cunninger
+than long, round locks of gold to trick the heart."
+
+At one o'clock we lifted the covers of our luncheon-baskets.
+
+"Aren't they the tidiest, most self-respecting, satisfying things!"
+exclaimed Egeria, as she took out her plate, and knife, and fork,
+opened her Japanese napkin, set in dainty order the cold fowl and
+ham, the pat of butter, crusty roll, bunch of lettuce, mustard and
+salt, the corkscrew, and, finally, the bottle of ale. "I cannot
+bear to be unpatriotic, but compare this with the ten minutes for
+refreshments at an American lunch-counter, its baked beans, and
+pies, and its cream cakes and doughnuts under glass covers. I
+don't believe English people are as good as we are; they can't be;
+they're too comfortable. I wonder if the little discomforts of
+living in America, the dissatisfaction and incompetency of
+servants, and all the other problems, will work out for the nation
+a more exceeding weight of glory, or whether they will simply ruin
+the national temper."
+
+"It's wicked to be too luxurious, Egeria," said Tommy, with a sly
+look at Atlas. "It's the hair shirt, not the pearl-studded bosom,
+that induces virtue."
+
+"Is it?" she asked innocently, letting her clear gaze follow
+Tommy's. "You don't believe, Mr. Atlas, that modest people like
+you, and me, and Tommy, and the Copleys, incur danger in being too
+comfortable; the trouble lies in the fact that the other half is
+too uncomfortable, does it not? But I am just beginning to think
+of these things," she added soberly.
+
+"Egeria," said Mrs. Jack sternly, "you may think about them as much
+as you like; I have no control over your mental processes, but if
+you mention single tax, or tenement-house reform, or Socialism, or
+altruism, or communism, or the sweating system, you will be dropped
+at Bideford. Atlas is only travelling with us because he needs
+complete moral and intellectual rest. I hope, oh, how I hope, that
+there isn't a social problem in Clovelly! It seems as if there
+couldn't be, in a village of a single street and that a stone
+staircase."
+
+"There will be," I said, "if nothing more than the problem of
+supply and demand; of catching and selling herrings."
+
+We had time at Bideford to go into a quaint little shop for tea
+before starting on our twelve-mile drive; time also to be dragged
+by Tommy to Bideford Bridge, that played so important a part in
+Kingsley's "Westward Ho!" We did not approach Clovelly finally
+through the beautiful Hobby Drive, laid out in former years by one
+of the Hamlyn ladies of Clovelly Court, but by the turnpike road,
+which, however, was not uninteresting. It had been market-day at
+Bideford and there were many market carts and "jingoes" on the
+road, with perhaps a heap of yellow straw inside and a man and a
+rosy boy on the seat. The roadway was prettily bordered with
+broom, wild honeysuckle, fox-glove, and single roses, and there was
+a certain charming post-office called the Fairy Cross, in a garden
+of blooming fuchsias, where Egeria almost insisted upon living and
+officiating as postmistress.
+
+All at once our driver checked his horses on the brink of a hill,
+apparently leading nowhere in particular.
+
+"What is it?" asked Mrs. Jack, who is always expecting accidents.
+
+"Clovelly, mum."
+
+"Clovelly!" we repeated automatically, gazing about us on every
+side for a roof, a chimney, or a sign of habitation.
+
+"You'll find it, mum, as you walk down-along."
+
+"How charming!" cried Egeria, who loves the picturesque. "Towns
+are generally so obtrusive; isn't it nice to know that Clovelly is
+here and that all we have to do is to walk 'down-along' and find
+it? Come, Tommy. Ho, for the stone staircase!"
+
+We who were left behind discovered by more questioning that one
+cannot drive into Clovelly; that although an American president or
+an English chancellor might, as a great favour, be escorted down on
+a donkey's back, or carried down in a sedan chair if he chanced to
+have one about his person, the ordinary mortal must walk to the
+door of the New Inn, his luggage being dragged "down-along" on
+sledges and brought "up-along" on donkeys. In a word, Clovelly is
+not built like unto other towns; it seems to have been flung up
+from the sea into a narrow rift between wooded hills, and to have
+clung there these eight hundred years of its existence. It has
+held fast, but it has not expanded, for the very good reason that
+it completely fills the hollow in the cliffs, the houses clinging
+like limpets to the rocks on either side, so that it would be a
+costly and difficult piece of engineering indeed to build any
+extensions or additions.
+
+We picked our way "down-along" until we caught the first glimpse of
+white-washed cottages covered with creepers, their doors hospitably
+open, their windows filled with blooming geraniums and fuchsias.
+All at once, as we began to descend the winding, rocky pathway, we
+saw that it pitched headlong into the bluest sea in the world. No
+wonder the painters have loved it! Shall we ever forget that first
+vision! There were a couple of donkeys coming "up-along" laden,
+one with coals, the other with bread-baskets; a fisherman was
+mending his nets in front of his door; others were lounging "down
+to quay pool" to prepare for their evening drift-fishing. A little
+further on, at a certain abrupt turning called the "lookout," where
+visitors stop to breathe and villagers to gossip, one could catch a
+glimpse of the beach and "Crazed Kate's Cottage," the drying-ground
+for nets, the lifeboat house, the pier, and the breakwater.
+
+We were all enchanted when we arrived at the door of the inn.
+
+"Devonshire for me! I shall live here!" cried Mrs. Jack. "I said
+that a few times in Wales, but I retract it. You had better live
+here, too, Atlas; there aren't any problems in Clovelly."
+
+"I am sure of that," he assented smilingly. "I noticed dozens of
+live snails in the rocks of the street as we came down; snails
+cannot live in combination with problems."
+
+"Then I am a snail," answered Mrs. Jack cheerfully; "for that is
+exactly my temperament."
+
+We found that we could not get room enough for all at the tiny inn,
+but this only exhilarated Egeria and Tommy. They disappeared and
+came back triumphant ten minutes later.
+
+"We got lodgings without any difficulty," said Egeria. "Tommy's
+isn't half bad; we saw a small boy who had been taking a box 'down-
+along' on a sledge, and he referred us to a nice place where they
+took Tommy in; but you should see my lodging--it is ideal. I
+noticed the prettiest yellow-haired girl knitting in a doorway.
+'There isn't room for me at the inn,' I said; 'could you let me
+sleep here?' She asked her mother, and her mother said 'Yes,' and
+there was never anything so romantic as my vine-embowered window.
+Juliet would have jumped at it."
+
+"She would have jumped out of it, if Romeo had been below," said
+Mrs. Jack, "but there are no Romeos nowadays; they are all busy
+settling the relations of labour and capital."
+
+The New Inn proved some years ago to be too small for its would-be
+visitors. An addition couldn't be built because there wasn't any
+room; but the landlady succeeded in getting a house across the way.
+Here there are bedrooms, a sort of quiet tap-room of very great
+respectability, and the kitchens. As the dining-room is in house
+number one, the matter of serving dinner might seem to be attended
+with difficulty, but it is not apparent. The maids run across the
+narrow street with platters and dishes surmounted by great
+Britannia covers, and in rainy weather they give the soup or joint
+the additional protection of a large cotton umbrella. The walls of
+every room in the inn are covered with old china, much of it
+pretty, and some of it valuable, though the finest pieces are not
+hung, but are placed in glass cabinets. One cannot see an inch of
+wall space anywhere in bedrooms, dining- or sitting-rooms for the
+huge delft platters, whole sets of the old green dragon pattern,
+quaint perforated baskets, pitchers and mugs of British lustre,
+with queer dogs, and cats, and peacocks, and clocks of china. The
+massing of colour is picturesque and brilliant, and the whole
+effect decidedly unique. The landlady's father and grandfather had
+been Bideford sea-captains and had brought here these and other
+treasures from foreign parts. As Clovelly is a village of seafolk
+and fisher-folk, the houses are full of curiosities, mostly from
+the Mediterranean. Egeria had no china in her room, but she had
+huge branches of coral, shells of all sizes and hues, and an
+immense coloured print of the bay of Naples. Tommy's landlady was
+volcanic in her tastes, and his walls were lined with pictures of
+Vesuvius in all stages of eruption. My room, a wee, triangular box
+of a thing, was on the first floor of the inn. It opened
+hospitably on a bit of garden and street by a large glass door that
+wouldn't shut, so that a cat or a dog spent the night by my bed-
+side now and then, and many a donkey tried to do the same, but was
+evicted.
+
+Oh, the Clovelly mornings! the sunshine, the salt air, the savour
+of the boats and the nets, the limestone cliffs of Gallantry Bower
+rising steep and white at the head of the village street, with the
+brilliant sea at the foot; the walks down by the quay pool (not key
+pool, you understand, but quaay puul in the vernacular), the sails
+in a good old herring-boat called the Lorna Doone, for we are in
+Blackmore's country here.
+
+We began our first day early in the morning, and met at nine-
+o'clock breakfast in the coffee-room. Egeria came in glowing. She
+reminds me of a phrase in a certain novel, where the heroine is
+described as always dressing (seemingly) to suit the season and the
+sky. Clad in sea-green linen with a white collar, and belt, she
+was the very spirit of a Clovelly morning. She had risen at six,
+and in company with Phoebe, daughter of her house (the yellow-
+haired lassie mentioned previously), had prowled up and down North
+Hill, a transverse place or short street much celebrated by
+painters. They had met a certain bold fisher-lad named Jem,
+evidently Phoebe's favourite swain, and explored the short passage
+where Fish Street is built over, nicknamed Temple Bar.
+
+Atlas came in shortly after and laid a nosegay at Egeria's plate.
+
+"My humble burnt-offering, your ladyship," he said.
+
+Tommy: "She has lots of offerings, but she generally prefers to
+burn 'em herself. When Egeria's swains talk about her, it is
+always 'ut vidi,' how I saw, succeeded by 'ut perii,' how I sudden
+lost my brains."
+
+Egeria: "YOU don't indulge in burnt-offerings" (laughing, with
+slightly heightened colour); "but how you do burn incense! You
+speak as if the skeletons of my rejected suitors were hanging on
+imaginary lines all over the earth's surface."
+
+Tommy: "They are not hanging on 'imaginary' lines."
+
+Mrs. Jack: "Turn your thoughts from Egeria's victims, you
+frivolous people, and let me tell you that I've been 'up-along'
+this morning and found--what do you think?--a library: a
+circulating library maintained by the Clovelly Court people. It is
+embowered in roses and jasmine, and there is a bird's nest hanging
+just outside one of the open windows next to a shelf of Dickens and
+Scott. Never before have young families of birds been born and
+brought up with similar advantages. The snails were in the path
+just as we saw them yesterday evening, Atlas; not one has moved,
+not one has died! Oh, I certainly must come and live here. The
+librarian is a dear old lady; if she ever dies, I am coming to take
+her place. You will be postmistress at the Fairy Cross then,
+Egeria, and we'll visit each other. And I've brought Dickens'
+'Message from the Sea' for you, and Kingsley's 'Westward Ho!' for
+Tommy, and 'The Wages of Sin' for Atlas, and 'Hypatia' for Egeria,
+'Lorna Doone' for Jack, and Charles Kingsley's sermons for myself.
+We will read aloud every evening."
+
+"I won't," said Tommy succinctly. "I've been down by the quay
+pool, and I've got acquainted with a lot of A1 chaps that have
+agreed to take me drift-fishing every night, and they are going to
+put out the Clovelly lifeboat for exercise this week, and if the
+weather is fine, Bill Marks is going to take Atlas and me to Lundy
+Island. You don't catch me round the evening lamp very much in
+Clovelly."
+
+"Don't be too slangy, Tommy, and who on earth is Bill Marks?" asked
+Jack.
+
+"He's our particular friend, Tommy's and mine," answered Atlas,
+seeing that Tommy was momentarily occupied with bacon and eggs.
+"He told us more yarns than we ever before heard spun in the same
+length of time. He is seventy-seven, and says he was a teetotaler
+until he was sixty-nine, but has been trying to make up time ever
+since. From his condition last evening, I should say he was likely
+to do it. He was so mellow, I asked him how he could manage to
+walk down the staircase. 'Oh, I can walk down neat enough,' he
+said, 'when I'm in good sailing trim, as I am now, feeling just
+good enough, but not too good, your honour; but when I'm half seas
+over or three sheets in the wind, I roll down, your honour!' He
+spends three shillings a week for his food and the same for his
+'rummidge.' He was thrilling when he got on the subject of the
+awful wreck just outside this harbour, 'the fourth of October,
+seventy-one years ago, two-and-thirty men drowned, your honour, and
+half of 'em from Clovelly parish. And I was one of the three men
+saved in another storm twenty-four years agone, when two-and-twenty
+men were drowned; that's what it means to plough the great salt
+field that is never sown, your honour.' When he found we'd been in
+Scotland, he was very anxious to know if we could talk 'Garlic,'
+said he'd always wanted to know what it sounded like."
+
+Somehow, in the days that followed, Tommy was always with his
+particular friends, the fishermen, on the beach, at the Red Lion,
+or in the shop of a certain boat-builder, learning the use of the
+calking-iron. Mr. and Mrs. Jack, Aunt Celia, and I unexpectedly
+found ourselves a quartette for hours together, while Egeria and
+Atlas walked in the churchyard, in the beautiful grounds of
+Clovelly Court, or in the deer park, where one finds as perfect a
+union of marine and woodland scenery as any in England.
+
+Atlas may have taken her there because he could discuss single tax
+more eloquently when he was walking over the entailed estates of
+the English landed gentry, but I suspect that single tax had taken
+off its hat, and bowing profoundly to Egeria, had said, "After you,
+Madam!" and retired to its proper place in the universe; for not
+even the most blatant economist would affirm that any other problem
+can be so important as that which confronts a man when he enters
+that land of Beulah, which is upon the borders of Heaven and within
+sight of the City of Love.
+
+Atlas was young, warm of heart, high of mind, and generous of soul.
+All the necessary chords, therefore, were in him, ready to be set
+in vibration. No one could do this more cunningly than Egeria; the
+only question was whether love would "run out to meet love," as it
+should, "with open arms."
+
+We simply waited to see. Mrs. Jack, with that fine lack of logic
+that distinguished her, disclaimed all responsibility. "He is
+awake, at least," she said, "and that is a great comfort; and now
+and then he observes a few very plain facts, mostly relating to
+Egeria, it is true. If it does come to anything, I hope he won't
+ask her to live in a college settlement the year round, though I
+haven't the slightest doubt that she would like it. If there were
+ever two beings created expressly for each other, it is these two,
+and for that reason I have my doubts about the matter. Almost all
+marriages are made between two people who haven't the least thing
+in common, so far as outsiders can judge. Egeria and Atlas are
+almost too well suited for marriage."
+
+The progress of the affair had thus far certainly been
+astonishingly rapid, but it might mean nothing. Egeria's mind and
+heart were so easy of access up to a certain point that the
+traveller sometimes overestimated the distance covered and the
+distance still to cover. Atlas quoted something about her at the
+end of the very first day, that described her charmingly:
+"Ordinarily, the sweetest ladies will make us pass through cold
+mist and cross a stile or two, or a broken bridge, before the
+formalities are cleared away, to grant us rights of citizenship.
+She is like those frank lands where we have not to hand out a
+passport at the frontier and wait for dubious inspection." But the
+description is incomplete. Egeria, indeed, made no one wait at the
+frontier for a dubious inspection of his passport; but once in the
+new domain, while he would be cordially welcomed to parks, gardens,
+lakes, and pleasure grounds, he would find unexpected difficulty in
+entering the queen's private apartments, a fact that occasioned
+surprise to some of the travellers.
+
+We all took the greatest interest, too, in the romance of Phoebe
+and Jem, for the course of true love did not run at all smooth for
+this young couple. Jack wrote a ballad about her, and Egeria made
+a tune to it, and sang it to the tinkling, old-fashioned piano of
+an evening:-
+
+
+"Have you e'er seen the street of Clovelly?
+The quaint, rambling street of Clovelly,
+With its staircase of stone leading down to the sea,
+To the harbour so sleepy, so old, and so wee,
+The queer, crooked street of Clovelly.
+
+"Have you e'er seen the lass of Clovelly?
+The sweet little lass of Clovelly,
+With kirtle of grey reaching just to her knee,
+And ankles as neat as ankles may be,
+The yellow-haired lass of Clovelly.
+
+"There's a good honest lad in Clovelly,
+A bold, fisher lad of Clovelly,
+With purpose as straight and swagger as free
+As the course of his boat when breasting a sea,
+The brave sailor lad of Clovelly.
+
+"Have you e'er seen the church at Clovelly?
+Have you heard the sweet bells of Clovelly?
+The lad and the lassie will hear them, maybe,
+And join hand in hand to sail over life's sea
+From the little stone church at Clovelly."
+
+
+When the nights were cool or damp we crowded into Mrs. Jack's tiny
+china-laden sitting-room, and had a blaze in the grate with a bit
+of driftwood burning blue and green and violet on top of the coals.
+Tommy sometimes smelled of herring to such a degree that we were
+obliged to keep the door open; but his society was so precious that
+we endured the odours.
+
+But there were other evenings out of doors, when we sat in a
+sheltered corner down on the pier, watching the line of limestone
+cliffs running westward to the revolving light at Hartland Point
+that sent us alternate flashes of ruby and white across the water.
+Clovelly lamps made glittering disks in the quay pool, shining
+there side by side with the reflected star-beams. We could hear
+the regular swish-swash of the waves on the rocks, and to the
+eastward the dripping of a stream that came tumbling over the
+cliff.
+
+Such was our last evening in Clovelly; a very quiet one, for the
+charm of the place lay upon us and we were loath to leave it. It
+was warm and balmy, and the moonlight lay upon the beach. Egeria
+leaned against the parapet, the serge of her dress showing white
+against the background of rock. The hood of her dark blue
+yachting-cape was slipping off her head, and her eyes were as deep
+and clear as crystal pools.
+
+Presently she began to sing,--first, "The Sands o' Dee," then,--
+
+
+"Three fishers went sailing out into the west,
+Out into the west as the sun went down;
+Each thought of the woman who loved him the best,
+And the children stood watching them out of the town."
+
+
+Egeria is one of the few women who can sing well without an
+accompaniment. She has a thrilling voice, and what with the scene,
+the hour, and the pathos of Kingsley's verses, tears rushed into my
+eyes, and Bill Marks' words came back to me--"Two-and-twenty men
+drowned; that's what it means to plough the great salt field that
+is never sown."
+
+Atlas gazed at her with eyes that no longer cared to keep their
+secret. Mrs. Jack was still uncertain; for me, I was sure. Love
+had rushed past him like a galloping horseman, and shooting an
+arrow almost without aim, had struck him full in the heart, that
+citadel that had withstood a dozen deliberate sieges.
+
+It was midnight, and our few belongings were packed. Egeria had
+come to the Inn to sleep, and stole into my room to warm her toes
+before the blaze in my grate, for I was chilly and had ordered a
+sixpenny fire. When I say that she came in to warm her toes, I am
+asking you to accept her statement, not mine; it is my opinion that
+she came in for no other purpose than to tell me something that was
+in her mind and heart pleading for utterance.
+
+I didn't help her by leading up to the subject, because I thought
+her fib so flagrant and unnecessary; accordingly, we talked over a
+multitude of things,--Phoebe and Jem and their hard-hearted
+parents, our visit to Cardiff and Ilfracombe, Bill Marks and his
+wife, the service at the church, and finally her walk with Atlas in
+the churchyard.
+
+"We went inside," said Egeria, "and I copied the inscription on the
+bronze tablet that Atlas liked so much on Sunday: 'Her grateful
+and affectionate husband's last and proudest wish will be that
+whenever Divine Providence shall call him hence, his name may be
+engraved on the same tablet that is sacred in perpetuating as much
+virtue and goodness as could adorn human nature.'" Then she went
+on, with apparent lack of sequence: "Penelope, don't you think it
+is always perfectly safe to obey a Scriptural command, because I
+have done it?"
+
+"Did you find it in the Old or the New Testament?"
+
+"The Old."
+
+"I should say that if you found some remarks about breaking the
+bones of your enemy, and have twisted it out of its connection, it
+would be particularly bad advice to follow."
+
+"It is nothing of that sort."
+
+"What is it, then?"
+
+She took out a tortoise-shell dagger just here, and gave her head
+an absent-minded shake so that her lustrous coil of hair uncoiled
+itself and fell on her shoulders in a ruddy spiral. It was a sight
+to induce covetousness, but one couldn't be envious of Egeria. She
+charmed one by her lack of consciousness.
+
+
+"The happy lot
+Be his to follow
+Those threads through lovely curve and hollow,
+And muse a lifetime how they got
+Into that wild, mysterious knot," -
+
+
+quoted I, as I gave her head an insinuating pat. "Come, Egeria,
+stand and deliver! What is the Scriptural command, that having
+first obeyed, you ask my advice about afterwards?"
+
+"Have you a Bible?"
+
+"You might not think it, but I have, and it is here on my table."
+
+"Then I am going into my room, to lock the door, and call the verse
+through the keyhole. But you must promise not to say a word to me
+till to-morrow morning."
+
+I was not in a position to dictate terms, so I promised. The door
+closed, the bolt shot into the socket, and Egeria's voice came so
+faintly through the keyhole that I had to stoop to catch the
+words:-
+
+"Deuteronomy, 10:19."
+
+I flew to my Bible. Genesis--Exodus--Leviticus--Numbers--
+Deuteronomy--Deut-er-on-omy--Ten--Nineteen -
+
+"Love ye therefore the stranger--"
+
+
+
+PENELOPE AT HOME
+
+
+
+"'Tis good when you have crossed the sea and back
+To find the sit-fast acres where you left them."
+Emerson.
+
+Beresford Broadacres,
+April 15, 19-.
+
+Penelope, in the old sense, is no more! No mound of grass and
+daisies covers her; no shaft of granite or marble marks the place
+where she rests;--as a matter of fact she never does rest; she
+walks and runs and sits and stands, but her travelling days are
+over. For the present, in a word, the reason that she is no longer
+"Penelope," with dozens of portraits and three volumes of
+"Experiences" to her credit, is, that she is Mrs. William Hunt
+Beresford.
+
+As for Himself, he is just as much William Hunt Beresford as ever
+he was, for marriage has not staled, nor fatherhood withered, his
+infinite variety. There may be, indeed, a difference, ever so
+slight; a new dignity, and an air of responsibility that harmonizes
+well with the inch of added girth at his waist-line and the grey
+thread or two that becomingly sprinkle his dark hair.
+
+And where is Herself, the vanished Penelope, you ask; the companion
+of Salemina and Francesca; the traveller in England, Scotland,
+Ireland, and Wales; the wanderer in Switzerland and Italy? Well,
+if she is a thought less irresponsible, merry, and loquacious, she
+is happier and wiser. If her easel and her palette are not in
+daily evidence, neither are they altogether banished from the
+scene; and whatever measure of cunning Penelope's hand possessed in
+other days, Mrs. Beresford has contrived to preserve.
+
+If she wields the duster occasionally, in alternation with the
+paint-brush and the pen, she has now a new choice of weapons; and
+as for models,--her friends, her neighbours, even her enemies and
+rivals, might admire her ingenuity, her thrift, and her positive
+genius in selecting types to paint! She never did paint anything
+beautifully but children, though her backgrounds have been praised,
+also the various young things that were a vital part of every
+composition. She could never draw a horse or a cow or an ox to her
+satisfaction, but a long-legged colt, or a newborn Bossy-calf were
+well within her powers. Her puppies and kittens and chickens and
+goslings were always admired by the public, and the fact that the
+mothers and fathers in the respective groups were never quite as
+convincing as their offspring,--this somehow escaped the notice of
+the critics.
+
+Very well, then, what was Penelope inspired to do when she became
+Mrs. Beresford and left the Atlantic rolling between the beloved
+Salemina, Francesca, and herself? Why, having "crossed the sea and
+back" repeatedly, she found "the sit-fast acres" of the house of
+Beresford where she "left them" and where they had been sitting
+fast for more than a hundred years.
+
+"Here is the proper place for us to live," she said to Himself,
+when they first viewed the dear delightful New England landscape
+over together. "Here is where your long roots are, and as my roots
+have been in half a hundred places they can be easily transplanted.
+You have a decent income to begin on; why not eke it out with
+apples and hay and corn and Jersey cows and Plymouth Rock cocks and
+hens, while I use the scenery for my pictures? There are
+backgrounds here for a thousand canvases, all within a mile of your
+ancestral doorstep."
+
+"I don't know what you will do for models in this remote place,"
+said Himself, putting his hands in his pockets and gazing dubiously
+at the abandoned farm-houses on the hillsides; the still green
+dooryards on the village street where no children were playing, and
+the quiet little brick school-house at the turn of the road, from
+which a dozen half-grown boys and girls issued decorously, looking
+at us like scared rabbits.
+
+"I have an idea about models," said Mrs. Beresford.
+
+And it turned out that she had, for all that was ten years ago, and
+Penelope the Painter, merged in Mrs. Beresford the mother, has the
+three loveliest models in all the countryside!
+
+Children, of course, are common enough everywhere; not, perhaps, as
+common as they should be, but there are a good many clean, well-
+behaved, truthful, decently-featured little boys and girls who
+will, in course of time, become the bulwarks of the Republic, who
+are of no use as models. The public is not interested in, and will
+neither purchase nor hang on its walls anything but a winsome
+child, a beautiful child, a pathetic child, or a picturesquely
+ragged and dirty child. (The latter type is preferably a
+foreigner, as dirty American children are for some reason or other
+quite unsalable.)
+
+All this is in explanation of the foregoing remarks about Mrs.
+Beresford's ingenuity, thrift, and genius in selecting types to
+paint. The ingenuity lay in the idea itself; the thrift, in
+securing models that should belong to the Beresford "sit-fast
+acres" and not have to be searched for and "hired in" by the day;
+and the genius, in producing nothing but enchanting, engrossing,
+adorable, eminently "paintable" children. They are just as
+obedient, interesting, grammatical, and virtuous as other people's
+offspring, yet they are so beautiful that it would be the height of
+selfishness not to let the world see them and turn green with envy.
+
+When viewed by the casual public in a gallery, nobody of course
+believes that they are real until some kind friend says: "No, oh,
+no! not ideal heads at all; perfect likenesses; the children of Mr.
+and Mrs. Beresford; Penelope Hamilton, whose signature you see in
+the corner, IS Mrs. Beresford."
+
+When they are exhibited in the guise of, and under such titles as:
+"Young April," "In May Time," "Girl with Chickens," "Three of a
+Kind" (Billy with a kitten and a puppy tumbling over him), "Little
+Mothers" (Frances and Sally with their dolls), "When all the World
+is Young" (Billy, Frances, and Sally under the trees surrounded by
+a riot of young feathered things, with a lamb and a Jersey calf
+peeping over a fence in the background), then Himself stealthily
+visits the gallery. He stands somewhere near the pictures pulling
+his moustache nervously and listening to the comments of the
+bystanders. Not a word of his identity or paternity does he
+vouchsafe, but occasionally some acquaintance happens to draw near,
+perhaps to compliment or congratulate him. Then he has been heard
+to say vaingloriously: "Oh, no! they are not flattered; rather the
+reverse. My wife has an extraordinary faculty of catching
+likenesses, and of course she has a wonderful talent, but she
+agrees with me that she never quite succeeds in doing the children
+justice!"
+
+Here we are, then, Himself and I, growing old with the country that
+gave us birth (God bless it!) and our children growing up with it,
+as they always should; for it must have occurred to the reader that
+I am Penelope, Hamilton that was, and also, and above all, that I
+am Mrs. William Hunt Beresford.
+
+
+April 20, 19-
+
+Himself and I have gone through the inevitable changes that life
+and love, marriage and parenthood, bring to all human creatures;
+but no one of the dear old group of friends has so developed as
+Francesca. Her last letter, posted in Scotland and delivered here
+seven days later, is like a breath of the purple heather and brings
+her vividly to mind.
+
+In the old days when we first met she was gay, irresponsible,
+vivacious, and a decided flirt,--with symptoms of becoming a
+coquette. She was capricious and exacting; she had far too large
+an income for a young girl accountable to nobody; she was lovely to
+look upon, a product of cities and a trifle spoiled.
+
+She danced through Europe with Salemina and me, taking in no more
+information than she could help, but charming everybody that she
+met. She was only fairly well educated, and such knowledge as she
+possessed was vague, uncertain, and never ready for instant use.
+In literature she knew Shakespeare, Balzac, Thackeray, Hawthorne,
+and Longfellow, but if you had asked her to place Homer, Schiller,
+Dante, Victor Hugo, James Fenimore Cooper, or Thoreau she couldn't
+have done it within a hundred years.
+
+In history she had a bowing acquaintance with Napoleon, Washington,
+Wellington, Prince Charlie, Henry of Navarre, Paul Revere, and
+Stonewall Jackson, but as these gallant gentlemen stand on the
+printed page, so they stood shoulder to shoulder, elbowing one
+another in her pretty head, made prettier by a wealth of hair,
+Marcel-waved twice a week.
+
+These facts were brought out once in examination, by one of
+Francesca's earliest lovers, who, at Salemina's request and my own,
+acted as her tutor during the spring before our first trip abroad,
+the general idea being to prepare her mind for foreign travel.
+
+I suppose we were older and should have known better than to allow
+any man under sixty to tutor Francesca in the spring. Anyhow, the
+season worked its maddest pranks on the pedagogue. He fell in love
+with his pupil within a few days,--they were warm, delicious,
+budding days, for it was a very early, verdant, intoxicating spring
+that produced an unusual crop of romances in our vicinity.
+Unfortunately the tutor was a scholar at heart, as well as a
+potential lover, and he interested himself in making psychological
+investigations of Francesca's mind. She was perfectly willing, for
+she always regarded her ignorance as a huge joke, instead of
+viewing it with shame and embarrassment. What was more natural,
+when she drove, rode, walked, sailed, danced, and "sat out" to her
+heart's content, while more learned young ladies stayed within
+doors and went to bed at nine o'clock with no vanity-provoking
+memories to lull them to sleep? The fact that she might not be
+positive as to whether Dante or Milton wrote "Paradise Lost," or
+Palestrina antedated Berlioz, or the Mississippi River ran north
+and south or east and west,--these trifling uncertainties had never
+cost her an offer of marriage or the love of a girl friend; so she
+was perfectly frank and offered no opposition to the investigations
+of the unhappy but conscientious tutor, meeting his questions with
+the frankness of a child. Her attitude of mind was the more candid
+because she suspected the passion of the teacher and knew of no
+surer way to cure him than to let him know her mind for what it
+was.
+
+When the staggering record of her ignorance on seven subjects was
+set down in a green-covered blank book, she awaited the result not
+only with resignation, but with positive hope; a hope that proved
+to be ill-founded, for curiously enough the tutor was still in love
+with her. Salemina was surprised, but I was not. Of course I had
+to know anatomy in order to paint, but there is more in it than
+that. In painting the outsides of people I assure you that I
+learned to guess more of what was inside them than their bony
+structures! I sketched the tutor while he was examining Francesca
+and I knew that there were no abysmal depths of ignorance that
+could appall him where she was concerned. He couldn't explain the
+situation at all, himself. If there was anything that he admired
+and respected in woman, it was a well-stored, logical mind, and
+three months' tutoring of Francesca had shown him that her mental
+machinery was of an obsolete pattern and that it was not even in
+good working order. He could not believe himself influenced (so he
+confessed to me) by such trivial things as curling lashes, pink
+ears, waving hair (he had never heard of Marcel), or mere beauties
+of colour and line and form. He said he was not so sure about
+Francesca's eyes. Eyes like hers, he remarked in confidence, were
+not beneath the notice of any man, be he President of Harvard
+University or Master of Balliol College, for they seemed to promise
+something never once revealed in the green examination book.
+
+"You are quite right," I answered him; "the green book is not all
+there is of Miss Monroe, but whatever there is is plainly not for
+you"; and he humbly agreed with my dictum.
+
+Is it not strange that a man will talk to one woman about the
+charms of another for days upon days without ever realizing that
+she may possibly be born for some other purpose than listening to
+him? For an hour or two, of course, any sympathetic or generous-
+minded person can be interested in the confidences of a lover; but
+at the end of weeks or months, during which time he has never once
+regarded his listener as a human being of the feminine gender, with
+eyes, nose, and hair in no way inferior to those of his beloved,--
+at the end of that time he should be shaken, smitten, waked from
+his dreams, and told in ringing tones that in a tolerably large
+universe there are probably two women worth looking at, the one
+about whom he is talking, and the one to whom he is talking!
+
+
+May 12, 19-
+
+To go on about Francesca, she always had a quick intelligence, a
+sense of humour, a heart, and a conscience; four things not to be
+despised in the equipment of a woman. The wit she used lavishly
+for the delight of the world at large; the heart had not (in the
+tutor's time) found anything or anybody on which to spend itself;
+the conscience certainly was not working overtime at the same
+period, but I always knew that it was there and would be an
+excellent reliable organ when once aroused.
+
+Of course there is no reason why the Reverend Ronald MacDonald, of
+the Established Church of Scotland, should have been the instrument
+chosen to set all the wheels of Francesca's being in motion, but so
+it was; and a great clatter and confusion they made in our
+Edinburgh household when the machinery started! If Ronald was
+handsome he was also a splendid fellow; if he was a preacher he was
+also a man; and no member of the laity could have been more
+ardently and satisfactorily in love than he. It was the ardour
+that worked the miracle; and when Francesca was once warmed through
+to the core, she began to grow. Her modest fortune helped things a
+little at the beginning of their married life, for it not only made
+existence easier, but enabled them to be of more service in the
+straggling, struggling country parishes where they found themselves
+at first.
+
+Francesca's beautiful American clothes shocked Ronald's
+congregations now and then, and it was felt that, though possible,
+it was not very probable, that the grace of God could live with
+such hats and shoes, such gloves and jewels as hers. But by the
+time Ronald was called from his Argyllshire church to St. Giles's
+Cathedral in Edinburgh there was a better understanding of young
+Mrs. MacDonald's raiment and its relation to natural and revealed
+religion. It appeared now that a clergyman's wife, by strict
+attention to parochial duties; by being the mother of three
+children all perfectly well behaved in church; by subscribing
+generously to all worthy charities; by never conducting herself as
+light-mindedly as her eyes and conversation seemed to portend,--it
+appeared that a woman COULD live down her clothes! It was a
+Bishop, I think, who argued in Francesca's behalf that godliness
+did not necessarily dwell in frieze and stout leather and that it
+might flourish in lace and chiffon. Salemina and I used to call
+Ronald and Francesca the antinomic pair. Antinomics, one finds by
+consulting the authorities, are apparently contradictory poles,
+which, however, do not really contradict, but are only
+correlatives, the existence of one making the existence of the
+other necessary, explaining each other and giving each other a real
+standing and equilibrium.
+
+
+May 7, 19-
+
+What immeasurable leagues of distance lie between Salemina,
+Francesca, and me! Not only leagues of space divide us, but the
+difference in environment, circumstances, and responsibilities that
+give reality to space; yet we have bridged the gulf successfully by
+a particular sort of three-sided correspondence, almost impersonal
+enough to be published, yet revealing all the little details of
+daily life one to the other.
+
+When we three found that we should be inevitably separated for some
+years, we adopted the habit of a "loose-leaf diary." The pages are
+perforated with large circular holes and put together in such a way
+that one can remove any leaf without injuring the book. We write
+down, as the spirit moves us, the more interesting happenings of
+the day, and once in a fortnight, perhaps, we slip a half-dozen
+selected pages into an envelope and the packet starts on its round
+between America, Scotland, and Ireland. In this way we have kept
+up with each other without any apparent severing of intimate
+friendship, and a farmhouse in New England, a manse in Scotland,
+and the Irish home of a Trinity College professor and his lady are
+brought into frequent contact.
+
+Inspired by Francesca's last budget, full of all sorts of revealing
+details of her daily life, I said to Himself at breakfast: "I am
+not going to paint this morning, nor am I going to 'keep house'; I
+propose to write in my loose-leaf diary, and what is more I propose
+to write about marriage!"
+
+When I mentioned to Himself the subject I intended to treat, he
+looked up in alarm.
+
+"Don't, I beg of you, Penelope," he said. "If you do it the other
+two will follow suit. Women cannot discuss marriage without
+dragging in husbands, and MacDonald, La Touche, and I won't have a
+leg to stand upon. The trouble with these 'loose leaves' that you
+three keep for ever in circulation is, that the cleverer they are
+the more publicity they get. Francesca probably reads your screeds
+at her Christian Endeavour meetings just as you cull extracts from
+Salemina's for your Current Events Club. In a word, the loosened
+leaf leads to the loosened tongue, and that's rather epigrammatic
+for a farmer at breakfast time."
+
+"I am not going to write about husbands," I said, "least of all my
+own, but about marriage as an institution; the part it plays in the
+evolution of human beings."
+
+"Nevertheless, everything you say about it will reflect upon me,"
+argued Himself. "The only husband a woman knows is her own
+husband, and everything she thinks about marriage is gathered from
+her own experience."
+
+"Your attitude is not only timid, it is positively cowardly!" I
+exclaimed. "You are an excellent husband as husbands go, and I
+don't consider that I have retrograded mentally or spiritually
+during our ten years of life together. It is true nothing has been
+said in private or public about any improvement in me due to your
+influence, but perhaps that is because the idea has got about that
+your head is easily turned by flattery.--Anyway, I shall be
+entirely impersonal in what I write. I shall say I believe in
+marriage because I cannot think of any better arrangement; also
+that I believe in marrying men because there is nothing else TO
+marry. I shall also quote that feminist lecturer who said that the
+bitter business of every woman in the world is to convert a trap
+into a home. Of course I laughed inwardly, but my shoulders didn't
+shake for two minutes as yours did. They were far more eloquent
+than any loose leaf from a diary; for they showed every other man
+in the audience that you didn't consider that YOU had to set any
+'traps' for ME!"
+
+Himself leaned back in his chair and gave way to unbridled mirth.
+When he could control his speech, he wiped the tears from his eyes
+and said offensively:-
+
+"Well, I didn't; did I?"
+
+"No," I replied, flinging the tea-cosy at his head, missing it, and
+breaking the oleander on the plant-shelf ten feet distant.
+
+"You wouldn't be unmarried for the world!" said Himself. "You
+couldn't paint every day, you know you couldn't; and where could
+you find anything so beautiful to paint as your own children unless
+you painted me; and it just occurs to me that you never paid me the
+compliment of asking me to sit for you."
+
+"I can't paint men," I objected. "They are too massive and rugged
+and ugly. Their noses are big and hard and their bones show
+through everywhere excepting when they are fat and then they are
+disgusting. Their eyes don't shine, their hair is never beautiful,
+they have no dimples in their hands and elbows; you can't see their
+mouths because of their moustaches, and generally it's no loss; and
+their clothes are stiff and conventional with no colour, nor any
+flowing lines to paint."
+
+"I know where you keep your 'properties,' and I'll make myself a
+mass of colour and flowing lines if you'll try me," Himself said
+meekly.
+
+"No, dear," I responded amiably. "You are very nice, but you are
+not a costume man, and I shudder to think what you would make of
+yourself if I allowed you to visit my property-room. If I ever
+have to paint you (not for pleasure, but as a punishment), you
+shall wear your everyday corduroys and I'll surround you with the
+children; then you know perfectly well that the public will never
+notice you at all." Whereupon I went to my studio built on the top
+of the long rambling New England shed and loved what I painted
+yesterday so much that I went on with it, finding that I had said
+to Himself almost all that I had in mind to say, about marriage as
+an institution.
+
+
+June 15, 19-.
+
+We were finishing luncheon on the veranda with all out of doors to
+give us appetite. It was Buttercup Sunday, a yellow June one that
+had been preceded by Pussy Willow Sunday, Dandelion Sunday, Apple
+Blossom, Wild Iris, and Lilac Sunday, to be followed by Daisy and
+Black-Eyed Susan and White Clematis and Goldenrod and Wild Aster
+and Autumn Leaf Sundays.
+
+Francie was walking over the green-sward with a bowl and spoon,
+just as our Scottish men friends used to do with oat-meal at
+breakfast time. The Sally-baby was blowing bubbles in her milk,
+and Himself and I were discussing a book lately received from
+London.
+
+Suddenly I saw Billy, who had wandered from the table, sitting on
+the steps bending over a tiny bird's egg in his open hand. I knew
+that he must have taken it from some low-hung nest, but taken it in
+innocence, for he looked at it with solicitude as an object of
+tender and fragile beauty. He had never given a thought to the
+mother's days of patient brooding, nor that he was robbing the
+summer world of one bird's flight and one bird's song.
+
+"Did you hear the whippoorwills singing last night, Daddy?" I
+asked.
+
+"I did, indeed, and long before sunrise this morning. There must
+be a new family in our orchard, I think; but then we have coaxed
+hundreds of birds our way this spring by our little houses, our
+crumbs, and our drinking dishes."
+
+"Yes, we have never had so many since we came here to live. Look
+at that little brown bird flying about in the tall apple-tree,
+Francie; she seems to be in trouble."
+
+"P'r'haps it's Mrs. Smiff's wenomous cat," exclaimed Francie,
+running to look for a particularly voracious animal that lived
+across the fields, but had been known to enter our bird-Eden.
+
+"Hear this, Daddy; isn't it pretty?" I said, taking up the "Life of
+Dorothy Grey."
+
+Billy pricked up his ears, for he can never see a book opened
+without running to join the circle, so eager he is not to lose a
+precious word.
+
+"The wren sang early this morning" (I read slowly). "We talked
+about it at breakfast and how many people there were who would not
+be aware of it; and E. said, 'Fancy, if God came in and said: "Did
+you notice my wren?" and they were obliged to say they had not
+known it was there!'"
+
+Billy rose quietly and stole away behind the trees, returning in a
+few moments, empty-handed, to stand by my side.
+
+"Does God know how many eggs there are in a bird's nest, mother?"
+he asked.
+
+"People have so many different ideas about what God sees and takes
+note of, that it's hard to say, sonny. Of course you remember that
+the Bible says not one sparrow falls to the ground but He knows
+it."
+
+"The mother bird can't count her eggs, can she, mother?"
+
+"Oh! Billy, you do ask the hardest questions; ones that I can never
+answer by Yes and No! She broods her eggs all day and all night
+and never lets them get cold, so she must know, at any rate, that
+they are going to BE birds, don't you think? And of course she
+wouldn't want to lose one; that's the reason she's so faithful!"
+
+"Well!" said Billy, after a long pause, "I don't care quite so much
+about the mother, because sometimes there are five eggs in a weeny,
+weeny nest that never could hold five little ones without their
+scrunching each other and being uncomfortable. But if God should
+come in and say: 'Did you take my egg, that was going to be a
+bird?' I just couldn't bear it!"
+
+
+June 15, 19-.
+
+Another foreign mail is in and the village postmistress has sent an
+impassioned request that I steam off the stamps for her boy's
+album, enriched during my residence here by specimens from eleven
+different countries. ("Mis' Beresford beats the Wanderin' Jew all
+holler if so be she's be'n to all them places, an' come back
+alive!"--so she says to Himself.) Among the letters there is a
+budget of loose leaves from Salemina's diary, Salemina, who is now
+Mrs. Gerald La Touche, wife of Professor La Touche, of Trinity
+College, Dublin, and stepmother to Jackeen and Broona La Touche.
+
+It is midsummer, College is not in session, and they are at
+Rosnaree House, their place in County Meath.
+
+Salemina is the one of our trio who continues to move in grand
+society. She it is who dines at the Viceregal Lodge and Dublin
+Castle. She it is who goes with her distinguished husband for
+week-ends with the Master of the Horse, the Lord Chancellor, and
+the Dean of the Chapel Royal. Francesca, it is true, makes her
+annual bow to the Lord High Commissioner at Holyrood Palace and
+dines there frequently during Assembly Week; and as Ronald numbers
+one Duke, two Earls, and several Countesses and Dowager Countesses
+in his parish, there are awe-inspiring visiting cards to be found
+in the silver salver on her hall table,--but Salemina in Ireland
+literally lives with the great, of all classes and conditions! She
+is in the heart of the Irish Theatre and the Modern Poetry
+movements,--and when she is not hobnobbing with playwrights and
+poets she is consorting with the Irish nobility and gentry.
+
+I cannot help thinking that she would still be Miss Peabody, of
+Salem, Massachusetts, had it not been for my generous and helpful
+offices, and those of Francesca! Never were two lovers, parted in
+youth in America and miraculously reunited in middle age in
+Ireland, more recalcitrant in declaring their mutual affection than
+Dr. La Touche and Salemina! Nothing in the world divided them but
+imaginary barriers. He was not rich, but he had a comfortable
+salary and a dignified and honourable position among men. He had
+two children, but they were charming, and therefore so much to the
+good. Salemina was absolutely "foot loose" and tied down to no
+duties in America, so no one could blame her for marrying an
+Irishman. She had never loved any one else, and Dr. La Touche
+might have had that information for the asking; but he was such a
+bat for blindness, adder for deafness, and lamb for meekness that
+because she refused him once, when she was the only comfort of an
+aged mother and father, he concluded that she would refuse him
+again, though she was now alone in the world. His late wife, a
+poor, flighty, frivolous invalid, the kind of woman who always
+entangles a sad, vague, absent-minded scholar, had died six years
+before, and never were there two children so in need of a mother as
+Jackeen and Broona, a couple of affectionate, hot-headed,
+bewitching, ragged, tousled Irish darlings. I would cheerfully
+have married Dr. Gerald myself, just for the sake of his neglected
+babies, but I dislike changes and I had already espoused Himself.
+
+However, a summer in Ireland, undertaken with no such great stakes
+in mind as Salemina's marriage, made possible a chance meeting of
+the two old friends. This was followed by several others, devised
+by us with incendiary motives, and without Salemina's knowledge.
+There was also the unconscious plea of the children working a daily
+spell; there was the past, with its memories, tugging at both their
+hearts; and above all there was a steady, dogged, copious stream of
+mental suggestion emanating from Francesca and me, so that, in
+course of time, our middle-aged couple did succeed in confessing to
+each other that a separate future was impossible for them.
+
+They never would have encountered each other had it not been for
+us; never, never would have become engaged; and as for the wedding,
+we forcibly led them to the altar, saying that we must leave
+Ireland and the ceremony could not be delayed.
+
+Not that we are the recipients of any gratitude for all this!
+Rather the reverse! They constantly allude to their marriage as
+made in Heaven, although there probably never was another union
+where creatures of earth so toiled and slaved to assist the
+celestial powers.
+
+I wonder why middle-aged and elderly lovers make such an appeal to
+me! Is it because I have lived much in New England, where "ladies-
+in-waiting" are all too common,--where the wistful bride-groom has
+an invalid mother to support, or a barren farm out of which he
+cannot wring a living, or a malignant father who cherishes a bitter
+grudge against his son's chosen bride and all her kindred,--where
+the woman herself is compassed about with obstacles, dragging out a
+pinched and colourless existence year after year?
+
+And when at length the two waiting ones succeed in triumphing over
+circumstances, they often come together wearily, soberly, with half
+the joy pressed out of life. Young lovers have no fears! That the
+future holds any terrors, difficulties, bugbears of any sort they
+never seem to imagine, and so they are delightful and amusing to
+watch in their gay and sometimes irresponsible and selfish
+courtships; but they never tug at my heart-strings as their elders
+do, when the great, the long-delayed moment comes.
+
+Francesca and I, in common with Salemina's other friends, thought
+that she would never marry. She had been asked often enough in her
+youth, but she was not the sort of woman who falls in love at
+forty. What we did not know was that she had fallen in love with
+Gerald La Touche at five-and-twenty and had never fallen out,--
+keeping her feelings to herself during the years that he was
+espoused to another, very unsuitable lady. Our own sentimental
+experiences, however, had sharpened our eyes, and we divined at
+once that Dr. La Touche, a scholar of fifty, shy, reserved, self-
+distrustful, and oh! so in need of anchor and harbour,--that he was
+the only husband in the world for Salemina; and that he, after
+giving all that he had and was to an unappreciative woman, would be
+unspeakably blessed in the wife of our choosing.
+
+I remember so well something that he said to me once as we sat at
+twilight on the bank of the lake near Devorgilla. The others were
+rowing toward us bringing the baskets for a tea picnic, and we, who
+had come in the first boat, were talking quietly together about
+intimate things. He told me that a frail old scholar, a brother
+professor, used to go back from the college to his house every
+night bowed down with weariness and pain and care, and that he used
+to say to his wife as he sank into his seat by the fire: "Oh!
+praise me, my wife, praise me!"
+
+My eyes filled and I turned away to hide the tears when Dr. Gerald
+continued absently: "As for me, Mistress Beresford, when I go home
+at night I take my only companion from the mantelshelf and leaning
+back in my old armchair say, 'Praise me, my pipe, praise me!'"
+
+And Salemina Peabody was in the boat coming toward us, looking as
+serenely lovely in a grey tweed and broad white hat as any good
+sweet woman of forty could look, while he gazed at her "through a
+glass darkly" as if she were practically non-existent, or had
+nothing whatever to do with the case.
+
+I concealed rebellious opinions of blind bats, deaf adders, meek
+lambs, and obstinate pigs, but said very gently and impersonally:
+"I hope you won't always allow your pipe to be your only
+companion;--you, with your children, your name and position, your
+home and yourself to give--to somebody!"
+
+But he only answered: "You exaggerate, my dear madam; there is not
+enough left in me or of me to offer to any woman!"
+
+And I could do nothing but make his tea graciously and hand it to
+him, wondering that he was able to see the cup or the bread-and-
+butter sandwich that I put into his modest, ungrateful hand.
+
+However, it is all a thing of the past, that dim, sweet, grey
+romance that had its rightful background in a country of subdued
+colourings, of pensive sweetness, of gentle greenery, where there
+is an eternal wistfulness in the face of the natural world,
+speaking of the springs of hidden tears.
+
+Their union is a perfect success, and I echo the Boots of the inn
+at Devorgilla when he said: "An' sure it's the doctor that's the
+satisfied man an' the luck is on him as well as on e'er a man
+alive! As for her ladyship, she's one o' the blessings o' the
+wurruld an' 't would be an o'jus pity to spile two houses wid 'em."
+
+
+July 12, 19-.
+
+We were all out in the orchard sunning ourselves on the little
+haycocks that the "hired man" had piled up here and there under the
+trees.
+
+"It is not really so beautiful as Italy," I said to Himself, gazing
+up at the newly set fruit on the apple boughs and then across the
+close-cut hay field to the level pasture, with its rocks and cow
+paths, its blueberry bushes and sweet fern, its clumps of young
+sumachs, till my eyes fell upon the deep green of the distant
+pines. "I can't bear to say it, because it seems disloyal, but I
+almost believe I think so."
+
+"It is not as picturesque," Himself agreed grudgingly, his eye
+following mine from point to point; "and why do we love it so?"
+
+"There is nothing delicious and luxuriant about it," I went on
+critically, "yet it has a delicate, ethereal, austere, straight-
+forward Puritanical loveliness of its own; but, no, it is not as
+beautiful as Italy or Ireland, and it isn't as tidy as England. If
+you keep away from the big manufacturing towns and their outskirts
+you may go by motor or railway through shire after shire in England
+and never see anything unkempt, down-at-the-heel, out-at-elbows, or
+ill-cared-for; no broken-down fences or stone walls; no heaps of
+rubbish or felled trees by the wayside; no unpainted or tottering
+buildings--"
+
+"You see plenty of ruins," interrupted Himself in a tone that
+promised argument.
+
+"Yes, but ruins are different; they are finished; they are not
+tottering, they HAVE tottered! Our country is too big, I suppose,
+to be 'tidy,' but how I should like to take just one of the United
+States and clear it up, back yards and all, from border line to
+border line!"
+
+"You are talking like a housewife now, not like an artist," said
+Himself reprovingly.
+
+"Well, I am both, I hope, and I don't intend that any one shall
+know where the one begins or the other leaves off, either! And if
+any foreigner should remark that America is unfinished or untidy I
+shall deny it!"
+
+"Fie! Penelope! You who used to be a citizen of the world!"
+
+"So I am still, so far as a roving foot and a knowledge of three
+languages can make me; but you remember that the soul 'retains the
+characteristic of its race and the heart is true to its own
+country, even to its own parish.'"
+
+"When shall we be going to the other countries, mother?" asked
+Billy. "When shall we see our aunt in Scotland and our aunt in
+Ireland?" (Poor lambs! Since the death of their Grandmother
+Beresford they do not possess a real relation in the world!)
+
+"It will not be very long, Billy," I said. "We don't want to go
+until we can leave the perambulator behind. The Sally-baby toddles
+now, but she must be able to walk on the English downs and the
+Highland heather."
+
+"And the Irish bogs," interpolated Billy, who has a fancy for
+detail.
+
+"Well, the Irish bogs are not always easy travelling," I answered,
+"but the Sally-baby will soon be old enough to feel the spring of
+the Irish turf under her feet."
+
+"What will the chickens and ducklings and pigeons do while we are
+gone?" asked Francie.
+
+"An' the lammies?" piped the Sally-baby, who has all the qualities
+of Mary in the immortal lyric.
+
+"Oh! we won't leave home until the spring has come and all the
+young things are born. The grass will be green, the dandelions
+will have their puff-balls on, the apple blossoms will be over, and
+Daddy will get a kind man to take care of everything for us. It
+will be May time and we will sail in a big ship over to the aunts
+and uncles in Scotland and Ireland and I shall show them my
+children--"
+
+"And we shall play 'hide-and-go-coop' with their children,"
+interrupted Francie joyously.
+
+"They will never have heard of that game, but you will all play
+together!" And here I leaned back on the warm haycock and blinked
+my eyes a bit in moist anticipation of happiness to come. "There
+will be eight-year-old Ronald MacDonald to climb and ride and sail
+with our Billy; and there will be little Penelope who is named for
+me, and will be Francie's playmate; and the new little boy baby--"
+
+"Proba'ly Aunt Francie's new boy baby will grow up and marry our
+girl one," suggested Billy.
+
+"He has my consent to the alliance in advance," said Himself, "but
+I dare say your mother has arranged it all in her own mind and my
+advice will not be needed."
+
+"I have not arranged anything," I retorted; "or if I have it was
+nothing more than a thought of young Ronald or Jack La Touche in--
+another quarter,"--this with discreetly veiled emphasis.
+
+"What is another quarter, mother?" inquired Francie, whose mental
+agility is somewhat embarrassing.
+
+"Oh, why,--well,--it is any other place than the one you are
+talking about. Do you see?"
+
+"Not so very well, but p'r'aps I will in a minute."
+
+"Hope springs eternal!" quoted Francie's father.
+
+"And then, as I was saying before being interrupted by the entire
+family, we will go and visit the Irish cousins, Jackeen and Broona,
+who belong to Aunt Salemina and Uncle Gerald, and the Sally-baby
+will be the centre of attraction because she is her Aunt Salemina's
+godchild--"
+
+"But we are all God's children," insisted Billy.
+
+"Of course we are."
+
+"What's the difference between a god-child and a God's child?"
+
+"The bottle of chloroform is in the medicine closet, my poor dear;
+shall I run and get it?" murmured Himself sotto voce.
+
+"Every child is a child of God," I began helplessly, "and when she
+is somebody's godchild she--oh! lend me your handkerchief, Billy!"
+
+"Is it the nose-bleed, mother?" he asked, bending over me
+solicitously.
+
+"No, oh, no! it's nothing at all, dear. Perhaps the hay was going
+to make me sneeze. What was I saying?"
+
+"About the god--"
+
+"Oh, yes! I remember! (Ka-choo!) We will take the Irish cousins
+and the Scotch cousins and go all together to see the Tower of
+London and Westminster Abbey. We'll go to Bushey Park and see the
+chestnuts in bloom, and will dine at Number 10, Dovermarle Street--
+"
+
+"I shall not go there, Billy," said Himself. "It was at Number 10,
+Dovermarle Street that your mother told me she wouldn't marry me;
+or at least that she'd have to do a lot of thinking before she'd
+say Yes; so she left London and went to North Malvern."
+
+"Couldn't she think in London?" (This was Billy.)
+
+"Didn't she always want to be married to you?" (This was Francie.)
+
+"Not always."
+
+"Didn't she like US?" (Still Francie.)
+
+"You were never mentioned,--not one of you!"
+
+"That seems rather queer!" remarked Billy, giving me a reproachful
+look.
+
+"So we'll leave the Irish and Scotch uncles and aunts behind and go
+to North Malvern just by ourselves. It was there that your mother
+concluded that she WOULD marry me, and I rather like the place."
+
+"Mother loves it, too; she talks to me about it when she puts me to
+bed." (Francie again.)
+
+"No doubt; but you'll find your mother's heart scattered all over
+the Continent of Europe. One bit will be clinging to a pink thorn
+in England; another will be in the Highlands somewhere,--wherever
+the heather's in bloom; another will be hanging on the Irish gorse
+bushes where they are yellowest; and another will be hidden under
+the seat of a Venetian gondola."
+
+"Don't listen to Daddy's nonsense, children! He thinks mother
+throws her heart about recklessly while he loves only one thing at
+a time."
+
+"Four things!" expostulated Himself, gallantly viewing our little
+group at large.
+
+"Strictly speaking, we are not four things, we are only four parts
+of one thing;--counting you in, and I really suppose you ought to
+be counted in, we are five parts of one thing."
+
+"Shall we come home again from the other countries?" asked Billy.
+
+"Of course, sonny! The little Beresfords must come back and grow
+up with their own country."
+
+"Am I a little Beresford, mother?" asked Francie, looking wistfully
+at her brother as belonging to the superior sex and the eldest
+besides.
+
+"Certainly."
+
+"And is the Sally-baby one too?"
+
+Himself laughed unrestrainedly at this.
+
+"She is," he said, "but you are more than half mother, with your
+unexpectednesses."
+
+"I love to be more than half mother!" cried Francie, casting
+herself violently about my neck and imbedding me in the haycock.
+
+"Thank you, dear, but pull me up now. It's supper-time."
+
+Billy picked up the books and the rug and made preparations for the
+brief journey to the house. I put my hair in order and smoothed my
+skirts.
+
+"Will there be supper like ours in the other countries, mother?" he
+asked. "And if we go in May time, when do we come back again?"
+
+Himself rose from the ground with a luxurious stretch of his arms,
+looking with joy and pride at our home fields bathed in the
+afternoon midsummer sun. He took the Sally-baby's outstretched
+hands and lifted her, crowing, to his shoulder.
+
+"Help sister over the stubble, my son.--We'll come away from the
+other countries whenever mother says: 'Come, children, it's time
+for supper.'"
+
+"We'll be back for Thanksgiving," I assured Billy, holding him by
+one hand and Francie by the other, as we walked toward the
+farmhouse. "We won't live in the other countries, because Daddy's
+'sit-fast acres' are here in New England."
+
+"But whenever and wherever we five are together, especially
+wherever mother is, it will always be home," said Himself
+thankfully, under his breath.
+
+
+
+
+
+End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of Penelope's Postscripts, by Wiggin
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