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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Ghost of Jerry Bundler, by W. W. Jacobs
+and Charles Rock
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+Title: The Ghost of Jerry Bundler
+
+
+Author: W. W. Jacobs and Charles Rock
+
+
+
+Release Date: June 24, 2006 [eBook #18677]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE GHOST OF JERRY BUNDLER***
+
+
+E-text prepared by Sigal Alon, Fox in the Stars, and the Project Gutenberg
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team (http://www.pgdp.net/)
+
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+
+THE GHOST OF JERRY BUNDLER
+
+by
+
+W. W. JACOBS and CHARLES ROCK
+
+Adapted from W. W. Jacob's Story "Jerry Bundler"
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Copyright, 1908, by W. W. Jacobs and Charles Rock
+
+Caution: Professionals and amateurs are hereby
+warned that "The Ghost of Jerry Bundler,"
+being fully protected under the copyright laws
+of the United States, is subject to a royalty,
+and anyone presenting the play without the consent
+of the owners or their authorized agents will be
+liable to the penalties by law provided. Applications
+for professional and amateur acting rights must be
+made to Samuel French, 25 West 45th Street,
+New York.
+
+New York: London:
+Samuel French Samuel French, Ltd.
+Publisher 26 Southampton Street
+25 West 45th Street Strand
+All Rights Reserved
+
+Especial notice should be taken that the possession of this book without
+a valid contract for production first having been obtained from the
+publisher, confers no right or license to professionals or amateurs to
+produce the play publicly or in private for gain or charity.
+
+In its present form this play is dedicated to the reading public only,
+and no performance, representation, production, recitation, or public
+reading, or radio broadcasting may be given except by special
+arrangement with Samuel French, 25 West 45th Street, New York.
+
+This play may be presented by amateurs upon payment of a royalty of Five
+Dollars for each performance, payable to Samuel French, 25 West 45th
+Street, New York, one week before the date when the play is given.
+
+Whenever the play is produced the following notice must appear on all
+programs, printing and advertising for the play: "Produced by special
+arrangement with Samuel French of New York."
+
+Attention is called to the penalty provided by law for any infringement
+of the author's rights, as follows.
+
+"SECTION 4966:--Any person publicly performing or representing any
+dramatic or musical composition for which copyright has been obtained,
+without the consent of the proprietor of said dramatic or musical
+composition, or his heirs and assigns, shall be liable for damages
+thereof, such damages, in all cases to be assessed at such sum, not less
+than one hundred dollars for the first and fifty dollars for every
+subsequent performance, as to the court shall appear to be just. If the
+unlawful performance and representation be wilful and for profit, such
+person or persons shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and upon conviction
+shall be imprisoned for a period not exceeding one year."--U. S. Revised
+Statutes: Title 60, Chap. 3.
+
+
+
+
+THE GHOST OF JERRY BUNDLER.
+
+
+Cast at The Haymarket Theatre.
+
+SEPT. 9, 1902.
+
+HIRST Mr. Cyril Maude.
+PENFOLD Mr. George Trollope.
+MALCOLM Mr. Lewis Broughton.
+SOMERS Mr. Marsh Allen.
+BELDON Mr. H. Norton.
+DR. LEEK Mr. Wilfred Forster.
+GEORGE (a waiter) Mr. Charles Rock.
+
+NOTE.--Penfold, Malcolm, and Beldon represent different types of
+Commercial Travellers.
+
+
+Original Cast.
+
+PENFOLD Mr. Holman Clarke.
+MALCOLM Mr. Holmes Gore.
+HIRST Mr. Cyril Maude.
+SOMERS Mr. Frank Gillmore.
+DOCTOR LEEK Mr. C. M. Hallard.
+BELDON Mr. Cecil Ramsay.
+GEORGE (a waiter) Mr. Mark Kinghorne.
+
+_First produced, St. James's Theatre, London, June 20, 1899._
+
+_Revived. Her Majesty's Theatre, June 20, 1902. Same cast as above
+except Mr. Frank Gillmore, whose part was played by Mr. Charles Rock.
+The Herman Merivale Benefit Matinee._
+
+_Haymarket Theatre. Sept. 9, 1902. Ran 100 performances._
+
+_Avenue Theatre. Dec. 20, 1902. Ran 38 performances._
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+THE GHOST OF JERRY BUNDLER.
+
+
+SCENE.--_The Commercial Room in an old-fashioned hotel in a small
+country town. An air of old-fashioned comfort is in evidence everywhere.
+Old sporting prints on the walls._
+
+_On the table up C. are half a dozen candlesticks, old-fashioned shape
+with snuffer attached. Two pairs of carpet slippers are set up within
+fender. Red curtains to window recess. Shutters or blinds to windows.
+Armchair and about six other chairs in the room. One old-fashioned
+settle. One small table. Clock. Decanter of water, half a dozen toddy
+tumblers. Matches, etc. The only light is a ruddy glow from the fire.
+Kettle on hob. Moonlight from R. of window when shutter is opened.
+Practical chandelier from ceiling or lights at side of mantelpiece.
+DOCTOR'S coat and muffler on chair up L., his cap on mantelpiece._
+
+_All lights out, dark stage. Opening music. Curtain rise--ticking of
+clock heard. Wind, then church clock chimes, the Lights come very slowly
+up, when the red glow is seen in the fireplace the low murmurs of the
+characters heard, and gradually get louder as lights come up to when
+SOMERS' voice tops all._
+
+(_The stage occupied by all characters except GEORGE the waiter.
+Discovered, PENFOLD, sitting in arm chair L. of fire, above it. DOCTOR
+LEEK standing above fire and leaning on mantel-shelf. HIRST sitting on
+settle below fire and nearest to audience. SOMERS seated on settle with
+him but above him. MALCOLM and BELDON on chairs R. C., facing fire. ALL
+are smoking, and drink from their respective glasses from time to time.
+SOMERS has just finished a story as Curtain rises._)
+
+OMNES. Oh, I say, that sounds impossible, etc.
+
+SOMERS. Haunted or not haunted, the fact remains that no one stays in
+the house long. It's been let to several tenants since the time of the
+murder, but they never completed their tenancy. The last tenant held out
+for a month, but at last he gave up like the rest, and cleared out,
+although he had done the place up thoroughly, and must have been pounds
+out of pocket by the transaction.
+
+MALCOLM. Well, it's a capital ghost story, I admit, that is, as a story,
+but I for one can't swallow it.
+
+HIRST. I don't know, it is not nearly so improbable as some I have
+heard. Of course it's an old idea that spirits like to get into the
+company of human beings. A man told me once, that he travelled down by
+the Great Western, with a ghost as fellow passenger, and hadn't the
+slightest suspicion of it, until the inspector came for tickets. My
+friend said, the way that ghost tried to keep up appearances, by feeling
+in all its pockets, and even looking on the floor for its ticket, was
+quite touching. Ultimately it gave it up, and with a loud groan vanished
+through the ventilator.
+
+(_SOMERS, MALCOLM and LEEK laugh heartily._)
+
+BELDON. Oh, I say come now, that'll do.
+
+PENFOLD (_seriously_). Personally I don't think it's a subject for
+jesting. I have never seen an apparition myself, but I have known people
+who have, and I consider that they form a very interesting link between
+us and the after life. There's a ghost story connected with this house,
+you know.
+
+OMNES. Eh! Oh? Really!
+
+MALCOLM (_rising and going to mantelpiece, takes up his glass of
+toddy_). Well, I have used this house for some years now. I travel for
+Blennet and Burgess--wool--and come here regularly three times a year,
+and I've never heard of it. (_Sits down again on his chair, holding
+glass in his hand._)
+
+LEEK. And I've been here pretty often too, though I have only been in
+practice here for a couple of years, and I have never heard it
+mentioned, and I must say I don't believe in anything of the sort. In my
+opinion ghosts are the invention of weak-minded idiots.
+
+PENFOLD. Weak-minded idiots or not, there is a ghost story connected
+with this house, but it dates a long time back.
+
+(_GEORGE, the waiter, enters D. L. with tray and serviette._)
+
+Oh, here's George, he'll bear me out. You've heard of Jerry Bundler,
+George?
+
+GEORGE (_C._). Well, I've just 'eard odds and ends, sir, but I never put
+much count to 'em. There was one chap 'ere, who was under me when fust I
+come, he said he seed it, and the Guv'nor sacked him there and then.
+(_Goes to table by window, puts tray down, takes up glass and wipes it
+slowly._)
+
+(_MEN laugh._)
+
+PENFOLD. Well, my father was a native of this town, and he knew the
+story well. He was a truthful man and a steady churchgoer. But I have
+heard him declare that once in his life he saw the ghost of Jerry
+Bundler in this house; let me see, George, you don't remember my old
+dad, do you?
+
+(_GEORGE puts down glasses over table._)
+
+GEORGE. No, sir. I come here forty years ago next Easter, but I fancy he
+was before my time.
+
+PENFOLD. Yes, though not by long. He died when I was twenty, and I shall
+be sixty-two next month, but that's neither here nor there.
+
+(_GEORGE goes up to table C. tidying up and listening._)
+
+LEEK. Who was this Jerry Bundler?
+
+PENFOLD. A London thief, pickpocket, highwayman--anything he could turn
+his dishonest hand to, and he was run to earth in this house some eighty
+years ago.
+
+(_GEORGE puts glass down and stands listening._)
+
+He took his last supper in this room.
+
+(_PENFOLD leans forward. BELDON looks round to L. nervously._)
+
+That night soon after he had gone to bed, a couple of Bow Street
+runners, the predecessors of our present detective force turned up here.
+They had followed him from London, but had lost scent a bit, so didn't
+arrive till late. A word to the landlord, whose description of the
+stranger who had retired to rest, pointed to the fact that he was the
+man they were after, of course enlisted his aid and that of the male
+servants and stable hands. The officers crept quietly up to Jerry's
+bedroom and tried the door, it wouldn't budge. It was of heavy oak and
+bolted from within.
+
+(_OMNES lean forward, showing interest._)
+
+Leaving his comrade and a couple of grooms to guard the bedroom door,
+the other officer went into the yard, and, procuring a short ladder, by
+this means reached the window of the room in which Jerry was sleeping.
+The Inn servants and stable hands saw him get on to the sill and try to
+open the window. Suddenly there was a crash of glass, and with a cry, he
+fell in a heap on to the stones at their feet. Then in the moonlight,
+they saw the face of the highwayman peering over the sill.
+
+(_OMNES move uneasily._)
+
+They sent for the blacksmith, and with his sledge-hammer he battered in
+the strong oak panels, and the first thing that met their eyes was the
+body of Jerry Bundler dangling from the top of the four-post bed by his
+own handkerchief.
+
+(_OMNES sit back, draw their breath, and are generally uneasy. Slight
+pause._)
+
+SOMERS. I say, which bedroom was it? (_Earnestly_).
+
+PENFOLD. That I can't tell you, but the story goes that Jerry still
+haunts this house, and my father used to declare positively that the
+last time he slept here, the ghost of Jerry Bundler lowered itself from
+the top of his four-post bed and tried to strangle him.
+
+BELDON (_jumps up, gets behind his chair, twists chair round;
+nervously_). O, I say, that'll do. I wish you'd thought to ask your
+father which bedroom it was.
+
+PENFOLD. What for?
+
+BELDON. Well, I should take jolly good care not to sleep in it, that's
+all. (_Goes to back._)
+
+(_PENFOLD rising, goes to fire, and knocks out his pipe, Leek gets by
+arm-chair._)
+
+PENFOLD. There's nothing to fear. I don't believe for a moment that
+ghosts could really hurt one. (_GEORGE lights candle at table._) In
+fact, my father used to say that it was only the unpleasantness of the
+thing that upset him, and that, for all practical purposes, Jerry's
+fingers might have been made of cotton wool for all the harm they could
+do.
+
+(_GEORGE hands candle, gets to door and holds it open._)
+
+BELDON. That's all very fine, a ghost story is a ghost story, but when a
+gentleman tells a tale of a ghost that haunts the house in which one is
+going to sleep, I call it most ungentlemanly.
+
+(_BELDON places his chair to L. of table R. PENFOLD goes up to C. LEEK
+sits in arm chair. BELDON goes to fireplace._)
+
+PENFOLD. Pooh! Nonsense. (_At table up C._).
+
+(_During his speech George lights one of the candles._)
+
+Ghosts can't hurt you. For my own part, I should rather like to see one.
+
+OMNES. Oh, come now---- etc.
+
+PENFOLD. Well, I'll bid you good-night, gentlemen.
+
+(_He goes towards door L. GEORGE opens it for him; he passes out as they
+all say._)
+
+OMNES. Good-night.
+
+(_HIRST rises, crosses to L. C._)
+
+BELDON (_up R., calling after him_). And I hope Jerry'll pay you a
+visit.
+
+MALCOLM (_rises, goes to fire_). Well, I'm going to have another whisky
+if you gentlemen will join me. I think it'll do us all good after that
+tale. George, take the orders.
+
+(_GEORGE comes down with salver to table R., gathers up glasses._)
+
+SOMERS. Not quite so much hot water in mine.
+
+MALCOLM. I'll have the same again, George.
+
+BELDON. A leetle bit of lemon in mine, George.
+
+LEEK. Whisky and soda for me, please.
+
+HIRST. Whisky!
+
+(_GEORGE goes to table R., collects glasses, crosses to door L.
+speaks._)
+
+GEORGE (_to MALCOLM_). Shall I light the gas, Mr. Malcolm? (_At door._)
+
+MALCOLM. No, the fire's very comfortable, unless any of you gentlemen
+prefer the gas.
+
+OMNES. No, not at all--etc.
+
+MALCOLM. Never mind, George. (_This to GEORGE as no one wants the gas._)
+The firelight is pleasanter.
+
+(_Exit GEORGE for orders L._)
+
+(_BELDON gets C._)
+
+MALCOLM (_at fire_). Does any gentleman know another----?
+
+SOMERS (_seated R._). Well, I remember hearing----
+
+BELDON (_up C._). Oh, I say--that'll do.
+
+(_OMNES laugh._)
+
+LEEK. Yes, I think you all look as if you'd heard enough ghost stories
+to do you the rest of your lives. And you're not all as anxious to see
+the real article as the old gentleman who's just gone.
+
+HIRST (_looking to L._). Old humbug! I should like to put him to the
+test. (_C._) (_Bus._) I say, suppose I dress up as Jerry Bundler and go
+and give him a chance of displaying his courage? I bet I'd make the old
+party sit up.
+
+MALCOLM. Capital!
+
+BELDON. A good idea.
+
+LEEK. I shouldn't, if I were you.
+
+HIRST. Just for the joke, gentlemen (_C._).
+
+SOMERS. No, no--drop it, Hirst.
+
+HIRST. Only for the joke. Look here, I've got some things that'll do
+very well. We're going to have some amateur theatricals at my house.
+We're doing a couple of scenes from "The Rivals," Somers, (_pointing to
+SOMERS_) and I have been up to town to get the costumes, wigs, etc.,
+to-day. I've got them up-stairs--knee-breeches, stockings, buckled
+shoes, and all that sort of thing. It's a rare chance. If you wait a
+bit, I'll give you a full dress rehearsal, entitled "Jerry Bundler, or
+the Nocturnal Stranger." (_At door L._).
+
+LEEK (_sneeringly_). You won't frighten us, will you?
+
+HIRST. I don't know so much about that--it's a question of acting,
+that's all.
+
+MALCOLM. I'll bet you a level sov, you don't frighten me.
+
+HIRST (_quietly_). A level sov. (_Pauses._) Done. I'll take the bet to
+frighten you first, and the old boy afterwards. These gentlemen shall be
+the judges. (_Points to LEEK and BELDON._)
+
+BELDON (_up C._). You won't frighten us because we're prepared for you,
+but you'd better leave the old man alone. It's dangerous play. (_Appeals
+to LEEK_).
+
+HIRST. Well, I'll try you first. (_Moves to door and pauses._) No gas,
+mind.
+
+OMNES. No! no!
+
+HIRST (_laughs_). I'll give you a run for your money.
+
+(_GEORGE enters, holds door open._)
+
+(_Exit HIRST._)
+
+(_GEORGE passes drinks round. Five drinks. SOMERS takes the one ordered
+for HIRST and puts it on the table R. BELDON sits R. C. GEORGE crosses
+to table, puts two drinks down, goes to fire and gives drinks, then up
+to table, puts tray down, takes up glass and begins to wipe it, gets
+down L. for lines._)
+
+LEEK (_to MALCOLM_). I think you'll win your bet, sir, but I vote we
+give him a chance. Suppose we have cigars round, and if he's not back by
+the time we've finished them I must be off, as I have a quarter of an
+hour's walk before me. (_Looks at watch._) He's a friend of yours, isn't
+he?
+
+SOMERS. Yes, I have known him a good many years now, and I must say he's
+a rum chap; just crazy about acting and practical joking, though I've
+often told him he carries the latter too far at times. In this case it
+doesn't matter, but I won't let him try it on the _old gentleman_. You
+see we know what he's going to do, and are prepared, but he doesn't, and
+it might lead to illness or worse; the old chap's sixty-two and such a
+shock might have serious consequences. But Hirst won't mind giving up
+that part of it, so long as he gets an opportunity of acting to us.
+
+LEEK (_knocks pipe on grate_). Well, I hope he'll hurry up. It's getting
+pretty late. (_To SOMERS._)
+
+MALCOLM. Well, gentlemen, your health!
+
+SOMERS. Good luck.
+
+LEEK. Hurrah!
+
+BELDON. Chin-chin!
+
+LEEK. By the way, how is it you happen to be here to-night?
+
+SOMERS. Oh, we missed the connection at Tolleston Junction and as the
+accommodation at the Railway Arms there was rather meagre, the Station
+Master advised us to drive on here, put up for the night, and catch the
+Great Northern express from Exton in the morning. (_Rises, crosses to
+L._) Oh, George, that reminds me--you might see that 'Boots' calls us at
+7 sharp.
+
+(_BELDON rises, goes up to them to fire._)
+
+GEORGE. Certainly, sir. What are your numbers?
+
+SOMERS. 13 and 14.
+
+GEORGE. I'll put it on the slate, special, sir. (_Goes to door L._)
+
+LEEK. I beg pardon, gentlemen, I forgot the cigars; George, bring some
+cigars back with you.
+
+BELDON. A very mild one for me.
+
+GEORGE. Very well, sir. (_Takes up tray from sideboard._)
+
+(_Exit L._)
+
+(_SOMERS sits R. C._)
+
+MALCOLM. I think you were very wise coming on here. (_Sits on settle
+R._) I stayed at the Railway Arms, Tolleston, once--never again though.
+Is your friend clever at acting?
+
+SOMERS. I don't think he's clever enough to frighten you. I'm to spend
+Christmas at his place, and he's asked me to assist at the theatricals
+he spoke of. Nothing would satisfy him till I consented, and I must
+honestly say I am very sorry I ever did, for I expect I shall be pretty
+bad. I know I have scarcely slept a wink these last few nights, trying
+to get the words into my head.
+
+(_GEORGE enters backwards, pale and trembling._)
+
+MALCOLM. Why! Look--what the devil's the matter with George? (_Crosses
+to GEORGE._)
+
+GEORGE. I've seen it, gentlemen. (_Down stage L. C._)
+
+OMNES. Seen who?
+
+(_BELDON down R. edge of table R. LEEK up R. C. SOMERS up R._)
+
+GEORGE. The ghost. Jer--Bun--
+
+MALCOLM. Why, you're frightened, George.
+
+GEORGE. Yes, sir. It was the suddenness of it, and besides I didn't look
+for seeing it in the bar. There was only a glimmer of light there, and
+it was sitting on the floor. I nearly touched it.
+
+MALCOLM (_goes to door, looks off, then returns--to others_). It must be
+Hirst up to his tricks. George was out of the room when he suggested it.
+(_To GEORGE._) Pull yourself together, man.
+
+GEORGE. Yes, sir--but it took me unawares. I'd never have gone to the
+bar by myself if I'd known it was there, and I don't believe you would,
+either, sir.
+
+MALCOLM. Nonsense, I'll go and fetch him in. (_Crosses to L._)
+
+GEORGE (_clutching him by the sleeve_). You don't know what it's like,
+sir. It ain't fit to look at by yourself, it ain't indeed. It's got the
+awfullest deathlike face, and short cropped red hair--it's--
+
+(_Smothered cry is heard._)
+
+What's that? (_Backs to C and leans on chair._)
+
+(_ALL start, and a quick pattering of footsteps is heard rapidly
+approaching the room. The door flies open and HIRST flings himself
+gasping and shivering into MALCOLM'S arms. The door remains open. He has
+only his trousers and shirt on, his face very white with fear and his
+own hair all standing on end. LEEK lights the gas, then goes to R. of
+HIRST._)
+
+OMNES. What's the matter?
+
+MALCOLM. Why, it's Hirst.
+
+(_Shakes him roughly by the shoulder._)
+
+What's up?
+
+HIRST. I've seen--oh, Lord! I'll never play the fool again. (_Goes C._)
+
+OTHERS. Seen what?
+
+HIRST. Him--it--the ghost--anything.
+
+MALCOLM (_uneasily_). Rot!
+
+HIRST. I was coming down the stairs to get something I'd forgotten, when
+I felt a tap--(_He breaks off suddenly gazing through open door._) I
+thought I saw it again--Look--at the foot of the stairs, can't you see
+anything? (_Shaking LEEK._)
+
+LEEK (_crosses to door peering down passage_). No, there's nothing
+there. (_Stays up L._)
+
+(_HIRST gives a sigh of relief._)
+
+MALCOLM (_L. C._). Go on--you felt a tap----
+
+HIRST (_C._). I turned and saw it--a little wicked head with short red
+hair--and a white dead face--horrible.
+
+(_Clock chimes three-quarters._)
+
+(_They assist him into chair L. of table R._)
+
+GEORGE (_up C._). That's what I saw in the bar--'orrid--it was devilish.
+(_Coming C._)
+
+(_MALCOLM crosses to L. HIRST shudders._)
+
+MALCOLM. Well, it's a most unaccountable thing. It's the last time I
+come to this house. (_Goes to R. of LEEK._)
+
+GEORGE. I leave to-morrow. I wouldn't go down to that bar alone--no, not
+for fifty pounds. (_Goes up R. to arm-chair._)
+
+SOMERS (_crosses to door R. then returns to R. C._). It's talking about
+the thing that's caused it, I expect. We've had it in our minds, and
+we've been practically forming a spiritualistic circle without knowing
+it. (_Goes to back of table R._)
+
+BELDON (_crosses to R. C._). Hang the old gentleman. Upon my soul I'm
+half afraid to go to bed.
+
+MALCOLM. Doctor, it's odd they should both think they saw something.
+
+(_They both drop down L. C._)
+
+GEORGE (_up C._). I saw it as plainly as I see you, sir. P'raps if you
+keep your eyes turned up the passage you'll see it for yourself.
+(_Points._)
+
+(_They all look. BELDON goes to SOMERS._)
+
+BELDON. There--what was that?
+
+MALCOLM. Who'll go with me to the bar!
+
+LEEK. I will. (_Goes to door._)
+
+BELDON (_gulps_). So--will I. (_Crosses to door L. They go to the door.
+To MALCOLM._) After you. (_They slowly pass into the passage. GEORGE
+watching them. All exit except HIRST and SOMERS._)
+
+SOMERS. How do you feel now, old man?
+
+HIRST (_changing his frightened manner to one of assurance_). Splendid!
+
+SOMERS. But--(_a step back._)
+
+HIRST. I tell you I feel splendid.
+
+SOMERS. But the ghost--(_Steps back to C._)
+
+HIRST. Well, upon my word, Somers--you're not as sharp as I thought you.
+
+SOMERS. What do you mean?
+
+HIRST. Why, that I was the ghost George saw. (_Crosses to L. C._) By
+Jove, he _was_ in a funk! I followed him to the door and overheard his
+description of what he'd seen, then I burst in myself and pretended I'd
+seen it too. I'm going to win that, bet--(_VOICES heard. Crosses to R._)
+Look out, they're coming back. (_Sits._)
+
+SOMERS. Yes, but----
+
+HIRST. Don't give me away--hush!
+
+(_Re-enter MALCOLM, LEEK, BELDON and GEORGE L._)
+
+(_BELDON and GEORGE go up to back C._)
+
+HIRST. Did you see it? (_In his frightened manner._)
+
+MALCOLM (_C._) I don't know--I thought I saw something, but it might
+have been fancy. I'm in the mood to see anything just now. (_To HIRST._)
+How are you feeling now, sir?
+
+HIRST. Oh, I feel a bit better now. I daresay you think I'm easily
+scared--but you didn't see it.
+
+MALCOLM. Well, I'm not quite sure. (_Goes to fire._)
+
+LEEK. You've had a bit of a shock. Best thing you can do is to go to
+bed.
+
+HIRST (_finishing his drink_). Very well. Will you, (_rises_) share my
+room with me, Somers?
+
+(_GEORGE lights two candles._)
+
+SOMERS (_crosses to L. C._). I will with pleasure. (_Gets up to table C.
+and gets a candle_). Provided you don't mind sleeping with the gas full
+on all night. (_Goes to door L._)
+
+LEEK (_to HIRST_). You'll be all right in the morning.
+
+HIRST. Good night, all. (_As he crosses to door._)
+
+OMNES. Good night.
+
+(_ALL talking at fire, not looking to L. as HIRST and SOMERS exeunt.
+HIRST chuckles and gives SOMERS a sly dig._)
+
+SOMERS. Good night.
+
+MALCOLM (_at fireplace_). Well, I suppose the bet's off, though as far
+as I can see I won it. I never saw a man so scared in all my life. Sort
+of poetic justice about it. (_LEEK with revolver in his hand, is just
+putting it into his pocket. Seeing him._) Why, what's that you've got
+there?
+
+LEEK. A revolver. (_At fire._) You see I do a lot of night driving,
+visiting patients in outlying districts--they're a tough lot round here,
+and one never knows what might happen, so I have been accustomed to
+carry it. I just pulled it out so as to have it handy. I meant to have a
+pot at that ghost if I had seen him. There's no law against it, is
+there? I never heard of a close time for ghosts.
+
+BELDON.--Oh, I say, never mind ghosts. Will _you_ share my room? (_To
+MALCOLM._)
+
+(_GEORGE comes down a little, holding candle._)
+
+MALCOLM. With pleasure. I'm not exactly frightened, but I'd sooner have
+company, and I daresay George here would be glad to be allowed to make
+up a bed on the floor.
+
+BELDON. Certainly.
+
+MALCOLM. Well, that's settled. A majority of three to one ought to stop
+any ghost. Will that arrangement suit you, George?
+
+GEORGE. Thank you, sir. And if you gentlemen would kindly come down to
+the bar with me while I put out the gas. I could never be sufficiently
+grateful, and when (_at door_) we come back we can let the Doctor out at
+the front door. Will that do, sir?
+
+LEEK. All right; I'll be getting my coat on. (_GEORGE gets to door. They
+exit at door L. LEEK picks up his coat off chair up L., puts it on and
+then turns up trousers. Footsteps heard in flies, then goes to the
+window R., pulls curtain aside and opens the shutters of the window
+nearest the fire. A flood of moonlight streams in from R. Clock strikes
+twelve._) By Jove, what a lovely night. That poor devil did get a
+fright, and no mistake. (_Crossing down to fireplace for his cap which
+is on the mantelpiece. MALCOLM, BELDON and GEORGE return--the door
+closes after them._) Well, no sign of it, eh?
+
+MALCOLM. No, we've seen nothing this time. Here, give me the candle,
+George, while you turn out the gas.
+
+LEEK. All right, George, I'll put this one out. (_Turns out gas below
+fire._)
+
+(_MALCOLM and BELDON are up at sideboard, GEORGE having put the other
+gas out, goes up to them and is just lighting the candles for them. The
+DOCTOR is filling his pipe at mantel-shelf, and stooping to get a light
+with a paper spill. LEEK whistles and lights spill. The handle of the
+door is heard moving. OMNES stand motionless--MALCOLM and BELDON very
+frightened. They all watch. The room is lit only by the firelight which
+is very much fainter than it was at the beginning of the play, by the
+candle which GEORGE holds, and by the flood of moonlight from the
+window._)
+
+(_The door slowly opens, a hand is seen, then a figure appears in dark
+breeches, white stockings, buckled shoes, white shirt, very neat in
+every detail, with a long white or spotted handkerchief tied round the
+neck, the long end hanging down in front. The face cadaverous, with
+sunken eyes and a leering smile, and close cropped red hair. The figure
+blinks at the candle, then slowly raises its hands and unties the
+handkerchief, its head falls on to one shoulder, it holds handkerchief
+out at arm's length and advances towards MALCOLM._)
+
+ _Table_
+ GEORGE
+ LEEK BELDON MALCOLM
+ _Chair_
+
+_Fire_ HIRST
+
+(_Just as the figure reaches the place where the moonbeams touch the
+floor, LEEK fires--he has very quietly and unobtrusively drawn his
+revolver. GEORGE drops the candle and the figure, writhing, drops to the
+floor. It coughs once a choking cough. MALCOLM goes slowly forward,
+touches it with his foot, and kneels by figure, lifts figure up, gazes
+at it, and pulls the red wig off, discovering HIRST. MALCOLM gasps out
+"DOCTOR." LEEK places the revolver on chair, kneels behind HIRST.
+MALCOLM is L. C., kneeling. At this moment SOMERS enters very brightly
+with lighted candle._)
+
+SOMERS. Well, did Hirst win his bet? (_Seeing HIRST on floor, he
+realizes the matter_). My God, you didn't--I told him not to. I told him
+not to!! I told him--(_falls fainting into arms of GEORGE._)
+
+_Curtain._
+
+
+
+
+ PICTURE.
+
+ BELDON GEORGE
+ LEEK HIRST MALCOLM SOMERS
+(_kneeling_) (_seated (_kneeling_) (_at door L._)
+ on floor_)
+
+NOTE. _When played at The Haymarket the piece finished with a different
+ending as given below. MR. CYRIL MAUDE fearing the above tragic
+termination would be too serious._
+
+_From SOMERS' entrance._
+
+_SOMERS enters with lighted candle, and exclaims very brightly._
+
+SOMERS. Well, did Hirst win his bet?
+
+_Slight pause._
+
+HIRST (_suddenly sitting up_). Yes. (_Turning to DR. LEEK._) You're a
+damned bad shot, Doctor. (_Then to MALCOLM._) And I'll trouble you for
+that sovereign.
+
+_The remaining characters express astonishment._
+
+CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+ * * * * * * *
+
+
+
+MARY'S ANKLE
+
+
+A comedy in 3 acts. By May Tully. Produced originally at the Bijou
+Theatre, New York. 6 males, 4 females. 1 interior, 1 exterior scene.
+Modern costumes.
+
+This brisk and peppery farce is one of the cleanest and most hilariously
+amusing plays of recent years. It is the story of ambitious but
+impecunious youth. "Doc" Hampton, without a patient, "Stocksie," a
+lawyer devoid of clients, and "Chub" Perkins, a financier without
+capital, are in a bad way. In fact, they are broke and it is a real
+problem for them actually to get food. Mary Jane Smith is the heroine
+with the ankle. The three pals meet her first as a solicitor of funds
+for the poor and again as the victim of an automobile accident.
+
+A rich relative, "Doc's" uncle, inclined to be a tightwad but good at
+heart, comes upon the scene and seeing Mary, immediately takes it for
+granted that she is his nephew's wife, having been informed by a bogus
+wedding invitation that the ceremony had just taken place. The
+fictitious wedding had been arranged by the boys in a moment of need in
+order to get "Doc's" family in the West to send on wedding presents that
+could be pawned. As his wedding present, the Uncle insists that "Doc"
+and Mary accompany him to Bermuda. The situation is tense, but Mary has
+a sense of humor, and saves the day.
+
+(Royalty, twenty-five dollars.) PRICE 75 CENTS.
+
+
+
+
+WILD WAVES
+
+
+A comedy in 3 acts. By William Ford Manley. Produced originally at the
+Times Square Theatre, New York. 30 males, 15 females. 4 interior scenes.
+Modern costumes.
+
+A rollicking farce about what transpires behind the microphone of a
+broadcasting studio. The most popular singing artist in Station WWVW is
+Roy Denny. Through some mischance it comes about that the Denny "golden
+voice" is really John Duffy. Duffy, being a nervous lad, has always
+failed miserably from microphone fright whenever he has attempted to
+sing under his own name. When he croons under Denny's name he kindles
+the divine hope in female breasts clear across this palpitating country.
+But Denny receives all the credit. This hoax destroys Duffy's personal
+love life and results in a conspiracy inside Station WWVW. As a sort of
+undercurrent to the narrative it introduces satiric bits about the
+buncombe of radio broadcasting. The play offers fine opportunities for
+the introduction of musical numbers and comedy acts.
+
+(Royalty, twenty-five dollars.) PRICE 75 CENTS.
+
+
+
+
+THE MIDDLE WATCH
+
+
+A farcical comedy in 3 acts. By Ian Hay and Stephen King-Hall. Produced
+originally at the Times Square Theatre, New York. 9 males, 6 females.
+Modern costumes and naval uniforms. 2 interior scenes.
+
+During a reception on board H. M. S. "Falcon," a cruiser on the China
+Station, Captain Randall of the Marines has become engaged to Fay Eaton,
+and in his enthusiasm induces her to stay and have dinner in his cabin.
+This is met with stern disapproval by Fay's chaperon, Charlotte
+Hopkinson, who insists that they leave at once. Charlotte, however, gets
+shut up in the compass room, and a gay young American widow accepts the
+offer to take her place, both girls intending to go back to shore in the
+late evening. Of course, things go wrong, and they have to remain aboard
+all night. By this time the Captain has to be told, because his cabin
+contains the only possible accommodations, and he enters into the
+conspiracy without signalling the Admiral's flagship. Then the "Falcon"
+is suddenly ordered to sea, and the Admiral decides to sail with her.
+This also makes necessary the turning over to him of the Captain's
+quarters. The presence of the ladies now becomes positively
+embarrassing. The girls are bundled into one cabin just opposite that
+occupied by the Admiral. The game of "general-post" with a marine sentry
+in stockinged feet is very funny, and so are the attempts to explain
+matters to the "Old Man" next morning. After this everything ends both
+romantically and happily.
+
+(Royalty, twenty-five dollars.) PRICE 75 CENTS.
+
+
+
+
+NANCY'S PRIVATE AFFAIR
+
+
+A comedy in 3 acts. By Myron C. Fagan. Produced originally at the
+Vanderbilt Theatre, New York. 4 males, 5 females. 2 interior scenes.
+Modern costumes.
+
+Nothing is really private any more--not even pajamas and bedtime
+stories. No one will object to Nancy's private affair being made public,
+and it would be impossible to interest the theatre public in a more
+ingenious plot. Nancy is one of those smart, sophisticated society women
+who wants to win back her husband from a baby vamp. Just how this is
+accomplished makes for an exceptionally pleasant evening. Laying aside
+her horn-rimmed spectacles, she pretends indifference and affects a
+mysterious interest in other men. Nancy baits her rival with a bogus
+diamond ring, makes love to her former husband's best friend, and
+finally tricks the dastardly rival into a marriage with someone else.
+
+Mr. Fagan has studded his story with jokes and retorts that will keep
+any audience in a constant uproar.
+
+(Royalty, twenty-five dollars.) PRICE 75 CENTS.
+
+
+
+
+TAKE MY TIP
+
+
+A comedy in 3 acts. By Nat N. Dorfman. Produced originally at the 48th
+Street Theatre in New York. 7 males, 6 females. 1 interior scene. Modern
+costumes.
+
+Few of us have escaped getting our fingers burnt in the crash of the
+stock market, and even those of us who have, have heard enough about it
+to take a sympathetic and amused interest in the doings of Henry Merrill
+when he tries to buck the game and grow rich. The play starts just two
+months before the crash. Henry, of the local soap works, is so heavy an
+investor in an oil stock that he is made a thirty-sixth Vice President
+of the Corporation. Not being the kind of fellow who would forget his
+friends in this time of good fortune, he lets them all in on the good
+thing. Being humanly greedy, the friends jump at the chance to
+profit.... In the second act, after Henry's daughter has eloped, the
+friends are presenting Henry with a diamond-studded wrist watch, as a
+token of their esteem, when news comes of the Wall Street upheaval and
+all are wiped out. Things, however, are not as bad as they look, for
+Henry, who has an invention to revolutionize the soap industry, sells
+the idea for a large price and everything is all right again.
+
+(Royalty, twenty-five dollars.) PRICE 75 CENTS.
+
+
+
+
+PETER FLIES HIGH
+
+
+A comedy in 3 acts. By Myron C. Fagan. Produced originally at the Gaiety
+Theatre, New York. 8 males, 6 females. 1 interior scene. Modern
+costumes.
+
+This delightful comedy concerns one Peter Turner who caddied for the
+Morgans, the Kahns and the Guggenheims on the links at Miami. It was
+during one of these rounds on the golf links that Peter fell over and
+killed a stray dog. The local paper built the story up so that Peter
+becomes a nation-wide hero who saved the lives of many people by
+strangling a mad canine. By the time the story reaches his home town,
+Rosedale, New Jersey, Peter has become the boon companion of all the
+money kings--at least in the public mind--and Peter does his best to
+foster the deception. Carried away by his imagination he pretends to be
+a friend of the great, persuades his brother-in-law to buy an option to
+a ninety-acre lot on the assumption that "Guggenheim" is to build a golf
+course there, obtains $10,000 from the local banker and then becomes
+badly involved in his deceptions. After Peter endures the ridicule of
+his townsfolk and the ire of the banker there suddenly appears on the
+scene a representative of "Guggenheim" who wants the acreage not for a
+golf course but an air field, and promptly turns over a check for
+$75,000 for a part of it.
+
+(Royalty, twenty-five dollars.) PRICE 75 CENTS.
+
+
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