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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Russian Rambles, by Isabel F. Hapgood
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+Title: Russian Rambles
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+Author: Isabel F. Hapgood
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+Release Date: April 13, 2006 [EBook #18165]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK RUSSIAN RAMBLES ***
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+Produced by James Rusk (jrusk@excite.com)
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+
+RUSSIAN RAMBLES
+
+BY
+
+ISABEL F. HAPGOOD
+
+AUTHOR OF "THE EPIC SONGS OF RUSSIA"
+
+BOSTON AND NEW YORK HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN AND COMPANY 1895
+
+
+
+
+TO RUSSIA AND MY RUSSIAN FRIENDS
+
+I DEDICATE THESE NOTES OF MY SOJOURN WITH THEM. THEY MAY REST ASSURED
+THAT, THOUGH MANY OF MY MOST CHERISHED EXPERIENCES ARE NOT RECORDED IN
+THESE PAGES, THEY REMAIN UNFORGOTTEN, DEEPLY IMPRINTED ON MY HEART.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+The innumerable questions which have been put to me since my return to
+America have called to my attention the fact that, in spite of all that
+has been written about Russia, the common incidents of everyday life are
+not known, or are known so imperfectly that any statement of them is a
+travesty. I may cite, as an example, a book published within the past
+two years, and much praised in America by the indiscriminating as a
+truthful picture of life. The whole story hung upon the great musical
+talent of the youthful hero. The hero skated to church through the
+streets, gazed down the long aisle where the worshipers were assembled
+(presumably in pews), ascended to the organ gallery, sang an impromptu
+solo with trills and embellishments, was taken in hand by the enraptured
+organist who had played there for thirty years, and developed into a
+great composer. Omitting a mass of other absurdities scattered through
+the book, I will criticise this crucial point. There are no organs or
+organists in Russia; there are no pews, or aisles, or galleries for the
+choir, and there are never any trills or embellishments in the church
+music. A boy could skate to church in New York more readily than in
+Moscow, where such a thing was never seen, and where they are not
+educated up to roller skates. Lastly, as the church specified, St.
+Vasily, consists of a nest of small churches connected by narrow,
+labyrinthine corridors, and is approached from the street up two flights
+of low-ceiled stairs, it is an impossibility that the boy should have
+viewed the "aisle" and assembled congregation from his skates at the
+door. That is a fair specimen of the distortions of facts which I am
+constantly encountering.
+
+It has seemed to me that there is room for a book which shall impart an
+idea of a few of the ordinary conditions of life and of the characters
+of the inhabitants, illustrated by apposite anecdotes from my personal
+experience. For this purpose, a collection of detached pictures is
+better than a continuous narrative of travel.
+
+I am told that I must abuse Russia, if I wish to be popular in America.
+Why, is more than I or my Russian friends can understand. Perhaps it
+arises from the peculiar fact that people find it more interesting to
+hear bad things of their neighbors than good, and the person who
+furnishes startling tales is considered better company than the humdrum
+truth-teller or the charitably disposed.
+
+The truth is, that people too frequently go to Russia with the
+deliberate expectation and intention of seeing queer things. That they
+do frequently contrive to see queer things, I admit. Countess X. Z., who
+in appearance and command of the language could not have been
+distinguished from an Englishwoman, related to me a pertinent anecdote
+when we were discussing this subject. She chanced to travel from St.
+Petersburg to Moscow in a compartment of the railway carriage with two
+Americans. The latter told her that they had been much shocked to meet a
+peasant on the Nevsky Prospekt, holding in his hand a live chicken, from
+which he was taking occasional bites, feathers and all. That they saw
+nothing of the sort is positive; but what they did see which could have
+been so ingeniously distorted was more than the combined powers of the
+countess and myself were equal to guessing.
+
+The general idea of foreign visitors seems to be that they shall find
+the Russia of the seventeenth century. I am sure that the Russia of Ivan
+the Terrible's time, a century earlier, would precisely meet their
+views. They find the reality decidedly tame in comparison, and feel
+bound to supply the missing spice. A trip to the heart of Africa would,
+I am convinced, approach much nearer to the ideal of "adventure"
+generally cherished. The traveler to Africa and to Russia is equally
+bound to narrate marvels of his "experiences" and of the customs of the
+natives.
+
+But, in order to do justice to any foreign country, the traveler must
+see people and customs not with the eyes of his body only, but with the
+eyes of his heart, if he would really understand them. Above all things,
+he must not deliberately buckle on blinders. Of no country is this axiom
+more true than of Russia. A man who would see Russia clearly must strip
+himself of all preconceived prejudices of religion, race, and language,
+and study the people from their own point of view. If he goes about
+repeating Napoleon I.'s famous saying, "Scratch a Russian and you will
+find a Tatar," he will simply betray his own ignorance of history and
+facts.
+
+In order to understand matters, a knowledge of the language is
+indispensable in any country. Naturally, very few possess this knowledge
+in Russia, where it is most indispensable of all. There are guides, but
+they are a lottery at best: Russians who know very little English,
+English who know very little Russian, or Germans who are impartially
+ignorant of both, and earn their fees by relating fables about the
+imperial family and things in general, when they are not candidly
+saying, "I don't know." I saw more or less of that in the case of other
+people's guides; I had none of my own, though they came to me and begged
+the privilege of taking me about gratuitously if I would recommend them.
+I heard of it from Russians. An ideal cicerone, one of the attendants in
+the Moscow Historical Museum, complained to me on this subject, and
+rewarded me for sparing him the infliction by getting permission to take
+us to rooms which were not open to the public, where the director
+himself did the honors for us. Sometimes travelers dispense with the
+guides, as well as with a knowledge of the language, but if they have a
+talent for pronouncing what are called, I believe, "snap judgments,"
+that does not prevent their fulfilling, on their return home, their
+tacitly implied duty of uttering in print a final verdict on everything
+from soup to government.
+
+If the traveler be unusually lucky, he may make acquaintance on a
+steamer with a Russian who can talk English, and who can and will give
+him authentic information. These three conditions are not always united
+in one person. Moreover, a stranger cannot judge whether his Russian is
+a representative man or not, what is his position in the social
+hierarchy, and what are his opportunities for knowing whereof he speaks.
+"Do you suppose that God, who knows all things, does not know our table
+of ranks?" asks an arrogant General in one of the old Russian comedies.
+I have no doubt that the Lord does know that remarkable Jacob's ladder
+which conducts to the heaven of high public place and the good things of
+life, and whose every rung is labeled with some appetizing title and
+privilege. But a newly arrived foreigner cannot know it, or the
+traditions of the three greater, distinct classes into which the people
+are divided.
+
+Russians have become so used to hearing and reading remarkable
+statements about themselves that they only smile indulgently at each
+fresh specimen of ill-will or ignorance. They keep themselves posted on
+what is said of them, and frequently quote choice passages for the
+amusement of foreigners who know better, but never when they would be
+forced to condescend to explanation. Alexander Dumas, Senior, once wrote
+a book on Russia, which is a fruitful source of hilarity in that country
+yet, and a fair sample of such performances. To quote but one
+illustration,--he described halting to rest under the shade of a great
+_kliukva_ tree. The _kliukva_ is the tiny Russian cranberry,
+and grows accordingly. Another French author quite recently contributed
+an item of information which Russians have adopted as a characteristic
+bit of ignorance and erected into a standard jest. He asserted that
+every village in Russia has its own gallows, on which it hangs its own
+criminals off-hand. As the death penalty is practically abolished in
+Russia, except for high treason, which is not tried in villages, the
+Russians are at a loss to explain what the writer can have mistaken for
+a gallows. There are two "guesses" current as to his meaning: the two
+uprights and cross-beam of the village swing; or the upright, surmounted
+by a cross-board, on which is inscribed the number of inhabitants in the
+village. Most people favor the former theory, but consider it a pity
+that he has not distinctly pointed to the latter by stating that the
+figures there inscribed represent the number of persons hanged. That
+would have rendered the tale bloodthirsty, interesting, absolutely
+perfect,--from a foreign point of view.
+
+I have not attempted to analyze the "complicated" national character.
+Indeed, I am not sure that it is complicated. Russians of all classes,
+from the peasant up, possess a naturally simple, sympathetic disposition
+and manner, as a rule, tinged with a friendly warmth whose influence is
+felt as soon as one crosses the frontier. Shall I be believed if I say
+that I found it in custom-house officers and gendarmes? For the rest,
+characters vary quite as much as they do elsewhere. It is a question of
+individuals, in character and morals, and it is dangerous to indulge in
+generalizations. My one generalization is that they are, as a nation,
+too long-suffering and lenient in certain directions, that they allow
+too much personal independence in certain things.
+
+If I succeed in dispelling some of the absurd ideas which are now
+current about Russia, I shall be content. If I win a little
+comprehension and kindly sympathy for them, I shall be more than
+content.
+
+ISABEL F. HAPGOOD. New York, January 1, 1895.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+I. PASSPORTS, POLICE, AND POST-OFFICE IN RUSSIA.
+
+II. THE NEVSKY PROSPEKT
+
+III. MY EXPERIENCE WITH THE RUSSIAN CENSOR
+
+IV. BARGAINING IN RUSSIA
+
+V. EXPERIENCES
+
+VI. A RUSSIAN SUMMER RESORT
+
+VII. A STROLL IN MOSCOW WITH COUNT TOLSTOY
+
+VIII. COUNT TOLSTOY AT HOME
+
+IX. A RUSSIAN HOLY CITY
+
+X. A JOURNEY ON THE VOLGA
+
+XI. THE RUSSIAN KUMYS CURE
+
+XII. MOSCOW MEMORIES
+
+XIII. THE NIZHNI-NOVGOROD FAIR AND THE VOLGA
+
+
+
+
+RUSSIAN RAMBLES.
+
+
+
+
+I.
+
+PASSPORTS, POLICE, AND POST-OFFICE IN RUSSIA.
+
+
+We imported into Russia, untaxed, undiscovered by the custom-house
+officials, a goodly stock of misadvice, misinformation, apprehensions,
+and prejudices, like most foreigners, albeit we were unusually well
+informed, and confident that we were correctly posted on the grand
+outlines of Russian life, at least. We were forced to begin very
+promptly the involuntary process of getting rid of them. Our anxiety
+began in Berlin. We visited the Russian consul-general there to get our
+passports _vised_. He said, "You should have got the signature of the
+American consul. Do that, and return here."
+
+At that moment, the door leading from his office to his drawing-room
+opened, and his wife made her appearance on the threshold, with the
+emphatic query, "_When_ are you coming?"
+
+"Immediately, my dear," he replied. "Just wait a moment, until I get rid
+of these Americans."
+
+Then he decided to rid himself of us for good. "I will assume the
+responsibility for you," he said, affixed his signature on the spot, to
+spare himself a second visit, and, collecting his fees, bowed us out. I
+suppose he argued that we should have known the ropes and attended to
+all details accurately, in order to ward off suspicion, had we been
+suspicious characters. How could he know that the Americans understood
+Russian, and that this plain act of "getting rid" of us would weigh on
+our minds all the way to the Russian frontier?
+
+At Wirballen the police evoked a throb of gratitude from our relieved
+hearts. No one seemed to suspect that the American government owned a
+consul in Berlin who could write his name on our huge parchments, which
+contrasted so strongly with the compact little documents from other
+lands.
+
+"Which are your passports?" asked the tall gendarme who guarded the door
+of the restaurant, as we passed out to take our seats in the Russian
+train.
+
+"The biggest," I replied, without mentioning names, and he handed them
+over with a grin. No fuss over passports or custom-house, though we had
+carefully provided cause! This was beginning badly, and we were
+disappointed at our tame experience.
+
+On our arrival in St. Petersburg, we were not even asked for our
+passports. Curiosity became restless within us. Was there some sinister
+motive in this neglect, after the harrowing tales we had heard from a
+woman lecturer, and read in books which had actually got themselves
+printed, about gendarmes forcing themselves into people's rooms while
+they were dressing, demanding their passports, and setting a guard at
+their doors; after which, gendarmes in disguises (which they were clever
+enough to penetrate) followed them all over the country? Why was it thus
+with them, and not with us? The _why_ ripened gradually. We inquired if
+the passports were not wanted.
+
+"No; if you intend to remain only a few days, it is not worth while to
+register them," was the startling reply; and those wretched, unwieldy
+parchments remained in our possession, even after we had announced that
+we did not meditate departing for some time. I hesitate to set down the
+whole truth about the anxiety they cost us for a while. How many
+innocent officers, in crack regiments (as we discovered when we learned
+the uniforms), in search of a breakfast or a dinner, did we not take for
+the police upon our tracks, in search of those concealed documents! Our
+excitement was ministered to by the Tatar waiters, who, not having
+knowledge of our nationality, mistook us for English people, and wrecked
+our nerves by making our tea as strong and black as beer, with a view to
+large "tea-money" for this delicate attention to our insular tastes.
+
+If no one wanted those documents, what were _we_ to do with them? Wear
+them as breastplates (folded), or as garments (full size)? No pocket of
+any sex would tolerate them, and we had been given to understand by
+veracious (?) travelers that it was as much as our lives were worth to
+be separated from them for a single moment. At the end of a week we
+forced the hotel to take charge of them. They were registered, and
+immediately thrown back on our hands. Then we built lean-tos on our
+petticoats to hold them, and carried them about until they looked aged
+and crumpled and almost frayed, like ancestral parchments. We even slept
+with them under our pillows. At last we also were nearly worn out, and
+we tossed those Sindbad passports into a drawer, then into a trunk.
+There they remained for three months; and when they were demanded, we
+had to undertake a serious search, so completely had their existence and
+whereabouts been lost to our lightened spirits. In the mean time we had
+grasped the elementary fact that they would be required only on a change
+of domicile. By dint of experience we learned various other facts, which
+I may as well summarize at once.
+
+The legal price of registration is twenty kopeks (about ten cents), the
+value of the stamp. But hotel and lodging-house keepers never set it
+down in one's bill at less than double that amount. It often rises to
+four or five times the legal charge, according to the elegance of the
+rooms which one occupies, and also according to the daring of the
+landlord. In one house in Moscow, they even tried to make us pay again
+on leaving. We refused, and as we already had possession of the
+passports, which, they pretended, required a second registry, they could
+do nothing. This abuse of overcharging for passport registration on the
+part of landlords seems to have been general. It became so serious that
+the Argus-eyed prefect of St. Petersburg, General Gresser (now
+deceased), issued an order that no more than the law allowed should be
+exacted from lodgers. I presume, however, that all persons who could not
+read Russian, or who did not chance to notice this regulation, continued
+to contribute to the pockets of landlords, since human nature is very
+much alike everywhere, in certain professions. I had no occasion to test
+the point personally, as the law was issued just previous to my
+departure from the country.
+
+The passport law seems to be interpreted by each man for himself in
+other respects, also. In some places, we found that we could stay
+overnight quite informally; at others, our passports were required. Once
+we spent an entire month incognito. At Kazan, our balcony commanded a
+full view of the police department of registry, directly opposite. The
+landlord sniffed disdainfully at the mention of our passports, and I am
+sure that we should not have been asked for them at all, had not one of
+the officials, who chanced to be less wilted by the intense heat than
+his fellows,--they had been gazing lazily at us, singly and in
+battalions, in the intervals of their rigorous idleness, for the last
+four and twenty hours,--suddenly taken a languid interest in us about
+one hour before our departure. The landlord said he was "simply
+ridiculous." On another occasion, a waiter in a hotel recognized the
+Russians who were with us as neighbors of his former master in the days
+of serfdom. He suggested that he would arrange not to have our passports
+called for at all, since they might be kept overtime, and our departure
+would thus be delayed, and we be incommoded. Only one of our friends had
+even taken the trouble to bring a "document;" but the whole party spent
+three days under the protection of this ex-serf. Of course, we bespoke
+his attendance for ourselves, and remembered that little circumstance in
+his "tea-money." This practice of detaining passports arbitrarily, from
+which the ex-serf was protecting us, prevails in some localities,
+judging from the uproar about it in the Russian newspapers. It is
+contrary to the law, and can be resisted by travelers who have time,
+courage, and determination. It appears to be a device of the landlords
+at watering places and summer resorts generally, who desire to detain
+guests. I doubt whether the police have anything to do with it. What we
+paid the ex-serf for was, practically, protection against his employer.
+
+Our one experience of this device was coupled with a good deal of
+amusement, and initiated us into some of the laws of the Russian
+post-office as well. To begin my story intelligibly, I must premise that
+no Russian could ever pronounce or spell our name correctly unaided. A
+worse name to put on a Russian official document, with its _H_ and its
+double _o_, never was invented! There is no letter _h_ in the Russian
+alphabet, and it is customary to supply the deficiency with the letter
+_g_, leaving the utterer to his fate as to which of the two legitimate
+sounds--the foreign or the native--he is to produce. It affords a
+test of cultivation parallel to that involved in giving a man a knife
+and fork with a piece of pie, and observing which he uses. That is the
+American shibboleth. Lomonosoff, the famous founder of Russian literary
+language in the last century, wrote a long rhymed strophe, containing a
+mass of words in which the _g_ occurs legitimately and illegitimately,
+and wound up by wailing out the query, "Who can emerge from the crucial
+test of pronouncing all these correctly, unimpeached?" That is the
+Russian shibboleth.
+
+As a result of this peculiarity, our passports came back from each trip
+to the police office indorsed with a brand-new version of our name. We
+figured under Gepgud, Gapgod, Gabgot, and a number of other disguises,
+all because they persisted in spelling by the eye, and would not accept
+my perfect phonetic version. The same process applied to the English
+name Wylie has resulted in the manufacture of Villie. And the pleasant
+jest of it all was that we never troubled ourselves to sort our
+passports, because, although there existed not the slightest family
+resemblance even between my mother and myself, we looked exactly alike
+in those veracious mirrors. This explained to our dull comprehension how
+the stories of people using stolen passports could be true. However, the
+Russians were not to blame for this particular absurdity. It was the
+fault of the officials in America.
+
+On the occasion to which I refer, we had gone out of St. Petersburg, and
+had left a written order for the post-office authorities to forward our
+mail to our new address. The bank officials, who should certainly have
+known better, had said that this would be sufficient, and had even
+prepared the form, on their stamped paper, for our signature. Ten days
+elapsed; no letters came. Then the form was returned, with orders to get
+our signatures certified to by the chief of police or the police captain
+of our district! When we recovered from our momentary vexation, we
+perceived that this was an excellent safeguard. I set out for the house
+of the chief of police.
+
+His orderly said he was not at home, but would be there at eleven
+o'clock. I took a little look into the church,--my infallible receipt
+for employing spare moments profitably, which has taught me many things.
+At eleven o'clock the chief was still "not at home." I decided that this
+was in an "official" sense only, when I caught sight of a woman
+surveying me cautiously through the crack of the opposite door to the
+antechamber. I immediately jumped to the conclusion that a woman calling
+upon a chief of police was regarded as a suspicious character; and
+rightly, after various shooting incidents in St. Petersburg. My
+suspicions were confirmed by my memory of the fact that I had been told
+that the prefect of St. Petersburg was "not at home" in business hours,
+though his gray lambskin cap--the only one in town--was lying before
+me at the time. But I also recollected that when I had made use of that
+cap as a desk, on which to write my request, to the horror of the
+orderly, and had gone home, the prefect had sent a gendarme to do what I
+wanted. Accordingly, I told this orderly my business in a loud, clear
+voice. The crack of the door widened as I proceeded, and at my last word
+I was invited into the chief's study by the orderly, who had been
+signaled to.
+
+The chief turned out to be a polished and amiable baron, with a German
+name, who was eager to render any service, but who had never come into
+collision with that post-office regulation before. I remarked that I
+regretted not being able to certify to ourselves with our passports, as
+they had not been returned to us. He declared that the passports were
+quite unnecessary as a means of identification; my word was sufficient.
+But he flew into a rage over the detention of the passports. That
+something decidedly vigorous took place over those papers, and that the
+landlord of our hotel was to blame, it was easy enough to gather from
+the meek air and the apologies with which they were handed to us, a
+couple of hours later. The chief dispatched his orderly on the spot with
+my post-office petition. During the man's absence, the chief brought in
+and introduced to me his wife, his children, and his dogs, and showed me
+over his house and garden. We were on very good terms by the time the
+orderly returned with the signature of the prefect (who had never seen
+us) certifying to our signatures, on faith. The baron sealed the
+petition for me with his biggest coat of arms, and posted it, and the
+letters came promptly and regularly. Thereafter, for the space of our
+four months' stay in the place, the baron and I saluted when we met. We
+even exchanged "shakehands," as foreigners call the operation, and the
+compliments of the day, in church, when the baron escorted royalty. I
+think he was a Lutheran, and went to that church when etiquette did not
+require his presence at the Russian services, where I was always to be
+found.
+
+As, during those four months, I obtained several very special privileges
+which required the prefect's signature,--as foreigners were by no
+means common residents there,--and as I had become so well known by
+sight to most of the police force of the town that they saluted me when
+I passed, and their dogs wagged their tails at me and begged for a
+caress, I imagined that I was properly introduced to the authorities,
+and that they could lay hands upon me at any moment when the necessity
+for so doing should become apparent. Nevertheless, one friend, having
+applied to the police for my address, spent two whole days in finding
+me, at haphazard. After a residence of three months, other friends
+appealed in vain to the police; then obtained from the prefect, who had
+certified to us, the information that no such persons lived in the town,
+the only foreigners there being two sisters named Genrut! With this
+lucid clue our friends cleverly found us. Those who understand Russian
+script will be able to unravel the process by which we were thus
+disguised and lost. We had been lost before that in St. Petersburg, and
+we recognized the situation, with variations, at a glance. There is no
+such thing as a real practical directory in Russian cities. When one's
+passport is _vised_ by the police, the name and information therein set
+forth are copied on a large sheet of paper, and this document takes its
+place among many thousand others, on the thick wire files of the Address
+Office. I went there once. That was enough in every way. It lingers in
+my mind as the darkest, dirtiest, worst-ventilated, most depressing
+place I saw in Russia.
+
+If one wishes to obtain the address of any person, he goes or sends to
+this Address Office, fills out a blank, for which he pays a couple of
+kopeks, and, after patient waiting for the over-busy officials to search
+the big files, he receives a written reply, with which he must content
+himself. The difficulty, in general, about this system lies here: one
+must know the exact Christian name, patronymic, and surname of the
+person wanted, and how to spell them correctly (according to police
+lights). One must also know the exact occupation of the person, if he be
+not a noble living on his income, without business or official position.
+Otherwise, the attempt to find any one is a harder task than finding the
+proverbial needle in a haystack. A person who had been asked to call
+upon us, and who afterward became a valued friend, tried three times in
+vain to find us by this means, and was informed that we did not exist.
+This was owing to some eccentricity in the official spelling of our
+name. An application to the American Legation, as a desperate final
+resort, served the purpose at last. The same thing happened when the
+telegraph messenger tried to find us, to deliver an important cablegram.
+Still, in spite of this experience, I always regarded my passport as an
+important means of protection. In case of accident, one could be traced
+by it. A traveler's passport once registered at the police office, the
+landlord or lodging-house keeper is responsible for the life of his
+guest. If the landlord have any bandit propensities, this serves as a
+check upon them, since he is bound to produce the person, or to say what
+has become of him. In the same way, when one is traveling by imperial
+post carriage, the postilion must deliver his passenger safe and sound
+at the next post station, or be promptly arrested. The passport serves
+here as a sort of waybill for the human freight. When a foreigner's
+passport is registered for the first time, he receives permission to
+remain six months in the country. At the expiration of that period, on
+formal application, a fresh permit is issued, which must be paid for,
+and which covers one year. This takes the form of a special document,
+attached to the foreign passport with cord and sealing-wax; and attached
+to it, in turn, is a penalty for cutting the cord or tampering with the
+official seal. These acts must be done by the proper officials. I
+thought it might be interesting to attend to securing this special
+permit myself instead of sending the _dvornik_ (the yard porter), whose
+duties comprise as many odds and ends as those of the prime minister of
+an empire.
+
+At the office I was questioned concerning my religion and my occupation,
+which had not been inquired into previously. The question about religion
+was a mere formality, as they care nothing for one's creed. I stated, in
+reply to the last question, that I was merely "a traveler."
+
+"Don't say that; it's too expensive," returned the official, in a
+friendly way.
+
+"To whom? How?" I asked.
+
+"To you, of course. A traveler, as a person of leisure, pays a huge
+tax."
+
+"Call me a literary person, then, if you like."
+
+"That's not an occupation!" (Observe the delicate, unconscious sarcasm
+of this rejoinder! As a matter of fact, the Russian idea of literary men
+is that they all hold some government or other appointment, on the
+committee of censorship, for example,--some ratable position. Upon
+this they can depend for a livelihood, aside from the product of their
+brains; which is practical, and affords a firm foundation upon which to
+execute caprices.)
+
+He suggested various things which I was not, and I declined to accept
+his suggestions. We got it settled at last, though he shook his head
+over my extravagant obstinacy in paying two dollars, when I might have
+got off with half the sum and a lie. He imparted a good deal of amusing
+information as to the manner in which people deliberately evade the
+passport tax with false statements; for example, governesses, who would
+scorn to be treated as nurses, get themselves described as _bonnes_ to
+save money. I have no doubt that the authorities amiably assist them by
+friendly suggestions, as in my own case; only I decline to sail under
+false colors, by the authority of my own government or any other; so his
+amiability was wasted so far as I was concerned.
+
+It would seem to the ordinary reader that the police would be able to
+lay hands on a man, when he was wanted, with tolerable promptness and
+accuracy, after all the details which the law requires in these "address
+tickets," as the local passports are called, had been duly furnished.
+But I remember one case among several which impressed me as instructive
+and amusing. The newspapers told the tale, which ran somewhat as
+follows: A wealthy woman of position, residing in one of the best
+quarters of St. Petersburg, hired a prepossessing young lackey as one of
+her large staff of domestics. Shortly after his advent, many articles of
+value began to disappear. Finally, suspicion having turned on this
+lackey, he also disappeared, and the police undertook to find him. It
+then became apparent that the fellow had used a false passport and
+address, and was not to be found where he was inscribed. He caused an
+exciting chase. This ended in the discovery of a regular robbers' nest,
+where a large number of false passports were captured, the prepossessing
+lackey and his friends having abandoned them in their attempt to escape.
+The papers were also constantly remarking on the use made by peasant men
+of their passports. The wife is inscribed on the husband's "document,"
+separate passports for wives being, as a rule, difficult of attainment
+in the lower classes. The peasants are thus able, and often willing, to
+control their wives' places of residence and movements, and preserve
+entire liberty of action for themselves, since their consent is required
+for the separate passport, or for the wives' movements on the common
+passport. In such cases the passport does become an instrument of
+oppression, from either the Occidental or the Oriental point of view.
+
+As for the stories told by travelers of officious meddling by the police
+on their arrival in Russia, and of their footsteps being dogged, I have
+recently been favored with some light on that subject. I believe the
+tales, with reservations, since some perfectly innocent and truthful
+friends of mine related to me their own similar experience. A man, who
+seemed to their inexperienced eyes to be a police officer, told them
+that the authorities thought three weeks, one in Petersburg and two
+elsewhere, would be amply sufficient for their travels in Russia. They
+had a high-priced French courier, who pretended to know a little
+Russian. Perhaps he did know enough for his own purposes. He told them
+that they were watched constantly, and translated for the officer. But
+he did not tell them that they already had permission to remain in the
+country for the customary six months. I made them get out their
+passports, and showed them the official stamp and signature to that
+effect. This clever courier afterward stole from them, in Warsaw, a
+quantity of diamonds which he had helped them to purchase in Moscow, and
+of whose existence and whereabouts in their trunks no one but himself
+was aware. This helped me to an explanation. It is invariably the
+couriers or guides, I find, who tell travelers these alarming tales, and
+neglect to inform them of their rights. It certainly looks very much as
+if some confederate of theirs impersonates a police official, and as if
+they misinterpret. The stories of spies forever in attendance seem to be
+manufactured for the purpose of extorting handsome gratuities from their
+victims for their "protection," and for the purpose of frightening the
+latter out of the country before their own ignorance is discovered. As I
+never employed the guides, I never had any trouble with the police,
+either genuine or manufactured. I visited the police stations whenever I
+could make an excuse; and when I wished to know when and where the
+Emperor was to be seen, I asked a policeman or a gendarme. He always
+told me the exact truth unhesitatingly, and pointed out the best
+position. It was refreshing after the German police, who put one through
+the Inquisition as to one's self and one's ancestors as soon as one
+arrives, and who prove themselves lineal descendants of Ananias or Baron
+Munchausen when a traveler asks for information.
+
+When we wished to leave the country, I again usurped the _dvornik's_
+duties, and paid another visit to the passport office, to inspect its
+workings. Our Russian passports were clipped out, and little books were
+given us, which constituted our permission to leave Russia at any time
+within the next three months, by any route we pleased, without further
+ceremony. These booklets contained information relating to the tax
+imposed on Russians for absenting themselves from their country for
+various periods, the custom-house regulations which forbid the entry,
+duty free, of more than one fur cloak, cap, and muff to each person,
+etc., since these books form return passports for Russians, though we
+surrendered ours at the frontier. As the hotel clerk or porter attends
+to all passport details, few foreigners see the inside of the office, or
+hear the catechisms which are conducted there, as I did. It is vulgar,
+it smacks of commercial life, to go one's self. Apathy and lack of
+interest can always be relied upon to brand one as aristocratic. In this
+case, however, as in many others, I considered myself repaid for
+following Poor Richard's advice: "If you want a thing done, do it
+yourself; if not, send!"
+
+To sum up the passport question: If his passport is in order, the
+traveler need never entertain the slightest apprehension for a single
+moment, despite sensational tales to the contrary, and it will serve as
+a safeguard. If, for any good reason, his passport cannot be put in
+order, the traveler will do well to keep out of Russia, or any other
+country which requires such documents. In truth, although we do not
+require them in this country, America would be better off if all people
+who cannot undergo a passport scrutiny, and a German, not a Russian,
+passport examination, were excluded from it.
+
+I have mentioned the post-office in connection with our passports.
+Subsequently, I had several entertaining interviews with the police and
+others on that point. One Sunday afternoon, in Moscow, we went to the
+police station of our quarter to get our change-of-address petition to
+the post-office authorities signed. There was nothing of interest about
+the shabby building or the rooms, on this occasion. The single officer
+on duty informed us that he was empowered to attend only to cases of
+drunkenness, breaches of the peace, and the like. We must return on
+Monday, he declared.
+
+"No," said I. "Why make us waste all that time in beautiful Moscow? Here
+are our passports to identify us. Will you please to tell the captain,
+as soon as he arrives to-morrow morning, that we are genuine, and
+request him to sign this petition and post it?"
+
+The officer courteously declined to look at the passports, said that my
+word was sufficient, and accepted my commission. Then, rising, drawing
+himself up, with the heels of his high wrinkled boots in regulation
+contact, and the scarlet pipings of his baggy green trousers and tight
+coat bristling with martial etiquette, he made me a profound bow, hand
+on heart, and said: "Madam, accept the thanks of Russia for the high
+honor you have done her in learning her difficult language!"
+
+I accepted Russia's thanks with due pomp, and hastened into the street.
+That small, low-roofed station house seemed to be getting too contracted
+to contain all of us and etiquette.
+
+Again, upon another occasion, also in Moscow, it struck us that it would
+be a happy idea and a clever economy of time to get ourselves certified
+to before our departure, instead of after our arrival in St. Petersburg.
+Accordingly, we betook ourselves, in a violent snowstorm, to the police
+station inside the walls of the old city, as we had changed our hotel,
+and that was now our quarter.
+
+A vision of cells; of unconfined prisoners tranquilly executing hasty
+repairs on their clothing, with twine or something similar, in the
+anteroom; of a complete police hierarchy, running through all the
+gradations of pattern in gold and silver embroidery to the plain uniform
+of the roundsman, gladdened our sight while we waited. A gorgeous
+silver-laced official finally certified our identity, as usual without
+other proof than our statement, and, clapping a five-kopek stamp on our
+paper, bowed us out. I had never seen a stamp on such a document before,
+and had never been asked to pay anything; but I restrained my natural
+eagerness to reimburse the government and ask questions, with the idea
+that it might have been a purely mechanical action on the part of the
+officer, and in the hope of developments. They came. A couple of hours
+later, a messenger entered our room at the hotel, without knocking, in
+Russian lower-class style, and demanded thirty kopeks for the signature.
+I offered to pay for the stamp on the spot, and supply the remaining
+twenty-five kopeks when furnished with an adequate reason therefor.
+
+"Is the captain's signature worth so much?" I asked.
+
+"That is very little," was the answer.
+
+"So it is. Is the captain's signature worth so little? Tell me why."
+
+He could not, or would not.
+
+I made him wait while I wrote a petition to the police. The burden of it
+was: "Why? I was born an American and curious; not too curious, but just
+curious enough to be interested in the ethnographical and psychological
+problems of foreign lands. Why the twenty-five kopeks? It is plainly too
+little or too much. Why?"
+
+The messenger accepted the five kopeks for the stamp, and set out to
+deliver the document. But he returned after a moment, and said that he
+would intrust the five kopeks to my safe-keeping until he brought the
+answer to my document,--which he had had just sufficient time to read,
+by the way. That was the last I ever heard of him or of it, and I was
+forced to conclude that some thirsty soul had been in quest of
+"tea-money" for _vodka_. I am still in debt to the Russian government
+for five kopeks.
+
+The last time I arrived in Petersburg, I tried a new plan. Instead of
+making a trip of a couple of miles to get the signature of our police
+captain, or sending the petition at the languid convenience of the
+overworked _dvornik_, I went to the general post-office, which was close
+by, and made a personal request that my mail matter be delivered at my
+new address. The proper official, whom I found after a search through
+most of the building, during which I observed their methods, declared
+that my request was illegal, and ordered me to go for the customary
+signature. But by this time I had learned that the mere threat to make
+Russian officials inspect my passport was productive of much the same
+effect as drawing a pistol on them would have had. It was not in the
+least necessary to have the document with me; going through the motions
+was easier, and quite as good. Every man of them flushed up, and
+repelled the suggestion as a sort of personal insult; but they
+invariably came to terms on the spot. Accordingly, I tried it here.
+
+This particular man, when I pretended to draw my "open sesame" spell
+from my pocket, instantly dropped his official air, asked me to write my
+name, with quite a human, friendly manner, and then remarked, with a
+very every-day laugh, "That is sufficient. I have seen so much of it on
+your previous petitions that I can swear to it myself much better than
+the police captain could."
+
+As an offset to my anecdotes about our being lost through inability to
+riddle out our name on the part of the police, I must relate an instance
+where the post-office displayed remarkable powers of divination. One day
+I received an official notification from the post-office that there was
+a misdirected parcel for me from Moscow, lying in the proper office,--
+would I please to call for it? I called. The address on the parcel was
+"Madame Argot," I was informed, but I must get myself certified to
+before I could receive it.
+
+"But how am I to do that? I am not Madame Argot. Are you sure the parcel
+is for me?"
+
+"Perfectly. It's your affair to get the certificate."
+
+I went to the police station, one which I had not visited before, and
+stated the case.
+
+"Go home and send the _dvornik_, as is proper," replied the captain
+loftily.
+
+I argued the matter, after my usual fashion, and at last he affixed his
+signature to my document, with the encouraging remark: "Well, even with
+this you won't get that parcel, because the name is not yours."
+
+"Trust me for that," I retorted. "As they are clever enough to know that
+it is for me, they will be clever enough to give it to me, or I will
+persuade them that they are."
+
+Back I went to the post-office. I had never been in that department
+previously, I may mention. Then I was shown a box, and asked if I
+expected it, and from whom it came. I asserted utter ignorance; but, as
+I took it in my hand, I heard a rattling, and it suddenly flashed across
+my mind that it might be the proofs of some photographs which the Moscow
+artist had "hurried" through in one month. The amiable post-office
+"blindman," who had riddled out the address, was quite willing to give
+me the parcel without further ado, but I said:--
+
+"Open it, and you will soon see whether it really belongs to me."
+
+After much protestation he did so, and then we exchanged lavish
+compliments,--he on the capital likenesses and the skill of the
+artist; I on the stupidity of the man who could evolve Argot out of my
+legibly engraved visiting-card, and on the cleverness of the man who
+could translate that name back into its original form.
+
+The most prominent instance of minute thoughtfulness and care on the
+part of the post-office officials which came under my notice occurred in
+the depths of the country. I sent a letter with a ten-kopek stamp on it
+to the post town, twelve versts distant. Foreign postage had been raised
+from seven to ten kopeks, and stamps, in a new design, of the latter
+denomination (hitherto non-existent) had been in use for about four
+months. The country postmaster, who had seen nothing but the old issues,
+carefully removed my stamp and sent it back to me, replacing it with a
+seven-kopek stamp and a three-kopek stamp. I felt, for a moment, as
+though I had been both highly complimented and gently rebuked for my
+remarkable skill in counterfeiting!
+
+As a parallel case, I may add that there were plenty of intelligent
+people in New York city and elsewhere who were not aware that the United
+States still issued three-cent stamps, or who could tell the color of
+them, until the Columbian set appeared to attract their attention.
+
+
+
+
+II.
+
+THE NEVSKY PROSPEKT.
+
+
+The Nevsky Prospekt!
+
+From the time when, as children, we first encounter the words, in
+geographical compilations disguised as books of travel, what visions do
+they not summon up! Visions of the realm of the Frost King and of his
+Regent, the White Tzar, as fantastic as any of those narrated of tropic
+climes by Scheherezade, and with which we are far more familiar than we
+are with the history of our native land.
+
+When we attain to the reality of our visions, in point of locality at
+least, we find a definite starting-point ready to our hand, where
+veracious legend and more veracious history are satisfactorily blended.
+It is at the eastern extremity of the famous broad avenue,--which is
+the meaning of Prospekt. Here, on the bank of the Neva, tradition
+alleges that Alexander, Prince of Novgorod, won his great battle--and,
+incidentally, his surname of Nevsky and his post of patron saint of
+Russia--over the united forces of the Swedes and oppressive Knights of
+the Teutonic Order, in the year 1240.
+
+Nearly five hundred years later, the spot was occupied by Rhitiowa, one
+of the forty Finnish villages scattered over the present site of St.
+Petersburg, as designated by the maps of the Swedes, whom Peter the
+Great--practically Russia's second patron saint--expelled anew when
+he captured their thriving commercial town, on the shore of the Neva,
+directly opposite, now known as Malaya Okhta, possessed of extensive
+foreign trade, and of a church older than the capital, which recently
+celebrated its two-hundredth anniversary.
+
+It was in 1710 that Peter I. named the place "Victory," in honor of
+Prince-Saint Alexander Nevsky's conquest, and commanded the erection of
+a Lavra, or first-class monastery, the seat of a Metropolitan and of a
+theological seminary. By 1716 the monastery was completed, in wood, as
+engravings of that day show us, but in a very different form from the
+complex of stone buildings of the present day. Its principal facade,
+with extensive, stiffly arranged gardens, faced upon the river,--the
+only means of communication in that town, planted on a bog, threaded
+with marshy streams, being by boat. In fact, for a long time horses were
+so scarce in the infant capital, where reindeer were used in sledges
+even as late as the end of the last century, that no one was permitted
+to come to Court, during Peter the Great's reign, otherwise than by
+water. Necessity and the enforced cultivation of aquatic habits in his
+inland subjects, which the enterprising Emperor had so much at heart,
+combined to counsel this regulation.
+
+The bones of Prince Alexander were brought to St. Petersburg, from their
+resting-place in the Vladimir Government, in 1724, Peter the Great
+occupying his favorite post as pilot and steersman in the saint's state
+barge, and they now repose in the monastery cathedral, under a canopy,
+and in a tomb of silver, 3600 pounds in weight, given by Peter's
+daughter, the devout Empress Elizabeth. In the cemetery surrounding the
+cathedral, under the fragrant firs and birches, with the blue Neva
+rippling far below, lie many of the men who have contributed to the
+advancement of their country in literature, art, and science, during the
+last two centuries.
+
+Of all the historical memories connected with this monastery none is
+more curious than that relating to the second funeral of Peter III. He
+had been buried by his wife, in 1762, with much simplicity, in one of
+the many churches of the Lavra, which contains the family tombs and
+monuments not only of members of the imperial family, but of the noble
+families most illustrious in the eighteenth century. When Paul I. came
+to the throne, in 1796, his first care was to give his long-deceased
+father a more fitting burial. The body was exhumed. Surrounded by his
+court, Pavel Petrovitch took the imperial crown from the altar, placed
+it on his own head, then laid it reverently on his father's coffin. When
+Peter III. was transferred immediately afterward, with magnificent
+ceremonial, to the Winter Palace, there to lie in state by the side of
+his wife, Katherine II., and to accompany her to his proper
+resting-place among the sovereigns of Russia, in the cathedral of the
+Peter-Paul fortress, Count Alexei Grigorevitch Orloff was appointed,
+with fine irony, to carry the crown before his former master, whom he
+had betrayed, and in the necessity for whose first funeral he had played
+the part of Fate. It was with considerable difficulty that he was hunted
+up, while Emperor and pageant waited, in the obscure corner where he was
+sobbing and weeping; and with still greater difficulty was he finally
+persuaded to perform the task assigned to him in the procession.
+
+Outside the vast monastery, which, like most Russian monasteries,
+resembles a fortress, though, unlike most of them, it has never served
+as such, the scene is almost rural. Pigeons, those symbols of the Holy
+Ghost, inviolable in Russia, attack with impunity the grain bags in the
+acres of storehouses opposite, pick holes, and eat their fill
+undisturbed.
+
+From this spot to the slight curve in the Prospekt, at the Znamenskaya
+Square, a distance of about a mile, where the Moscow railway station is
+situated, and where the train of steam tram-cars is superseded by less
+terrifying horse-cars, the whole aspect of the avenue is that of a
+provincial town, in the character of the people and the buildings, even
+to the favorite crushed strawberry and azure washes, and green iron
+roofs on the countrified shops. Here and there, not very far away, a
+log-house may even be espied.
+
+During the next three quarters of a mile the houses and shops are more
+city-like, and, being newer than those beyond, are more ornamented as to
+the stucco of their windows and doors. Here, as elsewhere in this
+stoneless land, with rare exceptions, the buildings are of brick or
+rubble, stuccoed and washed, generally in light yellow, with walls three
+feet or more apart, warmly filled in, and ventilated through the
+hermetically sealed windows by ample panes in the centre of the sashes,
+or by apertures in the string-courses between stories, which open into
+each room. Shops below, apartments above, this is the nearly invariable
+rule.
+
+It is only when we reach the Anitchkoff Bridge, with its graceful
+railing of sea-horses, adorned with four colossal bronze groups of
+horse-tamers, from the hand of the Russian sculptor, Baron Klodt, that
+the really characteristic part of the Nevsky begins.
+
+It is difficult to believe that fifty years ago this spot was the end of
+the Petersburg world. But at that epoch the Nevsky was decorated with
+rows of fine large trees, which have now disappeared to the last twig.
+The Fontanka River, or canal, over which we stand, offers the best of
+the many illustrations of the manner in which Peter the Great, with his
+ardent love of water and Dutch ways, and his worthy successors have
+turned natural disadvantages into advantages and objects of beauty. The
+Fontanka was the largest of the numerous marshy rivers in that Arctic
+bog selected by Peter I. for his new capital, which have been deepened,
+widened, faced with cut granite walls, and utilized as means of cheap
+communication between distant parts of the city, and as relief channels
+for the inundating waves of the Gulf of Finland, which rise, more or
+less, every year, from August to November, at the behest of the
+southwest gale. That this last precaution is not superfluous is shown by
+the iron flood-mark set into the wall of the Anitchkoff Palace, on the
+southern shore of the Fontanka, as on so many other public buildings in
+the city, with "1824" appended,--the date of one celebrated and
+disastrous inundation which attained in some places the height of
+thirteen feet and seven inches. This particular river derived its name
+from the fact that it was trained to carry water and feed the fountains
+in Peter the Great's favorite Summer Garden, of which only one now
+remains.
+
+At the close of the last century, and even later, persons out of favor
+at Court, or nobles who had committed misdemeanors, were banished to the
+southern shores of the Fontanka, as to a foreign land. Among the
+amusements at the _datchas_,--the wooden country houses,--in the
+wilder recesses of the vast parks which studded both shores, the chase
+after wild animals, and from bandits, played a prominent part.
+
+The stretch which we have traversed on our way from the monastery, and
+which is punctuated at the corner of the canal and the Prospekt by the
+pleasing brick and granite palace of the Emperor's brother, Grand Duke
+Sergiei Alexandrovitch, which formerly belonged to Prince
+Byeloselsky-Byelozersky, was the suburb belonging to Lieutenant-Colonel
+Anitchkoff, who built the first bridge, of wood, in 1715. As late as the
+reign of Alexander I., all persons entering the town were required to
+inscribe their names in the register kept at the barrier placed at this
+bridge. Some roguish fellows having conspired to cast ridicule on this
+custom, by writing absurd names, the guards were instructed to make an
+example of the next jester whose name should strike them as suspicious.
+Fate willed that the imperial comptroller, Baltazar Baltazarovitch
+Kampenhausen, with his Russianized German name, should fall a victim to
+this order, and he was detained until his fantastic cognomen, so harsh
+to Slavic ears, could be investigated.
+
+By day or by night, in winter or summer, it is a pure delight to stand
+on the Anitchkoff Bridge and survey the scene on either hand. If we gaze
+to the north toward what is one of the oldest parts settled on the
+rivulet-riddled so-called "mainland," in this Northern Venice, we see
+the long, plain facade of the Katherine Institute for the education of
+the daughters of officers, originally built by Peter the Great for his
+daughter Anna, as the "Italian Palace," but used only for the palace
+servants, until it was built over and converted to its present purpose.
+Beyond, we catch a glimpse of the yellow wings of Count Scheremetieff's
+ancient house and its great iron railing, behind which, in a spacious
+courtyard, after the Moscow fashion so rare in thrifty Petersburg, the
+main building lies invisible to us. If we look to the south, we find the
+long ochre mass of the Anitchkoff Palace, facing on the Nevsky, upon the
+right shore; on the left, beyond the palace of Sergiei Alexandrovitch,
+the branch of the Alexander Nevsky Monastery, in old Russian style, with
+highly colored saints and heads of seraphim on the outer walls; and a
+perspective of light, stuccoed building,--dwellings, markets,
+churches,--until the eye halts with pleasure on the distant blue dome
+of the Troitzky cathedral, studded with golden stars. Indeed, it is
+difficult to discover a vista in St. Petersburg which does not charm us
+with a glimpse of one or more of these cross-crowned domes, floating,
+bubble-like, in the pale azure of the sky. Though they are far from
+being as beautiful in form or coloring as those of Moscow, they satisfy
+us at the moment.
+
+If it is on a winter night that we take up our stand here, we may catch
+a distant glimpse of the numerous "skating-gardens," laid out upon the
+ice cleared on the snowy surface of the canal. The ice-hills will be
+black with forms flitting swiftly down the shining roads on sledges or
+skates, illuminated by the electric light; a band will be braying
+blithely, regardless of the piercing cold, and the skaters will dance
+on, in their fancy-dress ball or prize races, or otherwise, clad so
+thinly as to amaze the shivering foreigner as he hugs his furs.
+
+By day the teamsters stand upon the quay, with rough aprons over their
+ballet-skirted sheepskin coats, waiting for a job. If we hire one of
+them, we shall find that they all belong to the ancient Russian Artel,
+or Labor Union, which prevents competition beyond a certain point. When
+the price has been fixed, after due and inevitable chaffering, one
+_lomovoi_ grasps his shapeless cap by its worn edge of fur, bites a
+kopek, and drops it in. Each of the other men contributes a marked
+copper likewise, and we are invited to draw lots, in full view, to
+determine which of them shall have the job. The master of the Artel sees
+to it that there is fair play on both sides. If an unruly member
+presumes to intervene with a lower bid, with the object of monopolizing
+the job out of turn, he is promptly squelched, and, though his bid may
+be allowed to stand, the man whose kopek we have drawn must do the work.
+The winner chee-ee-eeps to his little horse, whose shaggy mane has been
+tangled by the loving hand of the _domovoi_ (house-sprite) and hangs to
+his knees. The patient beast, which, like all Russian horses, is never
+covered, no matter how severe the weather may be, or how hot he may be
+from exercise, rouses himself from his real or simulated slumber, and
+takes up the burden of life again, handicapped by the huge wooden arch,
+gayly painted in flowers and initials, which joins his shafts, and does
+stout service despite his sorry aspect.
+
+But the early summer is the season when the Fontanka is to be seen in
+its most characteristic state. The brilliant blue water sparkles under
+the hot sun, or adds one more tint to the exquisite hues which make of
+the sky one vast, gleaming fire-opal on those marvelous "white nights"
+when darkness never descends to a depth beyond the point where it leaves
+all objects with natural forms and colors, and only spiritualizes them
+with the gentle vagueness of a translucent veil. Small steamers, manned
+by wooden-faced, blond Finns, connect the unfashionable suburban
+quarters, lying near the canal's entrance into the Neva on the west,
+with the fashionable Court quarter on the northern quays at its other
+entrance into the Neva, seven versts away. They dart about like
+sea-gulls, picking their path, not unfraught with serious danger, among
+the obstructions. The obstructions are many: washing-house boats (it is
+a good old unexploded theory in Petersburg that clothes are clean only
+when rinsed in running water, even though our eyes and noses inform us,
+unaided by chart, where the drainage goes); little flotillas of dingy
+flat-boats, anchored around the "Fish-Gardens," and containing the
+latter's stock in trade, where persons of taste pick their second
+dinner-course out of the flopping inmates of a temporary scoop-net;
+huge, unwieldy, wood barks, put together with wooden pegs, and steered
+with long, clumsy rudders, which the poor peasants have painfully poled
+--tramp, tramp, tramp, along the sides--through four hundred miles of
+tortuous waterways from that province of the former haughty republic,
+"Lord Novgorod the Great," where Prince Rurik ruled and laid the
+foundations of the present imperial empire, and whence came Prince-Saint
+Alexander, to win his surname of Nevsky, as we have seen, at the spot
+where his monastery stands, a couple of miles, at most, away.
+
+The boatmen, who have trundled all day long their quaint little barrows
+over the narrow iron rails into the spacious inner courtyards of the
+houses on the quay, and have piled up their wood for winter fuel, or
+loaded it into the carts for less accessible buildings, now sit on the
+stern of their barks, over their coarse food,--sour black bread,
+boiled buckwheat groats, and salted cucumbers,--doffing their hats and
+crossing themselves reverently before and after their simple meal, and
+chatting until the red glow of sunset in the north flickers up to the
+zenith in waves of sea-green, lilac, and amber, and descends again in
+the north, at the pearl pink of dawn. Sleep is a lost art with these
+men, as with all classes of people, during those nerve-destroying "white
+nights." When all the silvery satin of the birch logs has been removed
+from their capacious holds, these primitive barks will be unpegged, and
+the cheap "bark-wood," riddled with holes as by a _mitrailleuse_, will
+be used for poor structures on the outskirts of the town.
+
+On the upper shore of this river, second only to the Neva in its
+perennial fascination, and facing on the Prospekt, stands the Anitchkoff
+Palace, on the site of a former lumber-yard, which was purchased by the
+Empress Elizabeth, when she commissioned her favorite architect,
+Rastrelli, to erect for Count Razumovsky a palace in that rococo style
+which he used in so many palaces and churches during her reign and that
+of Katherine II.,--the rococo style being, by the way, quite the most
+unsuited discoverable for Russian churches.
+
+Count Alexei Grigorevitch Razumovsky was the Empress Elizabeth's
+husband, the uneducated but handsome son of a plain Kazak from Little
+Russia, who attracted the attention of Elizaveta Petrovna as his sweet
+voice rang out in the imperial choir, at mass, in her palace church.
+When the palace was completed, in 1757, it did not differ materially
+from its present appearance, as a painting in the Winter Palace shows,
+except that its colonnade, now inclosed for the Imperial Chancellery and
+offices, then abutted directly on the Fontanka. It has had a very varied
+ownership, with some curious features in that connection which remind
+one of a gigantic game of ball between Katherine II. and Prince
+Potemkin. Count Razumovsky did not live in it until after the Empress
+Elizabeth's death, in 1762. After his own death, his brother sold it to
+the state, and Katherine II. presented it to Prince Potemkin, who
+promptly resold it to a wealthy merchant-contractor in the commissariat
+department of the army, who in turn sold it to Katherine II., who gave
+it once more to Potemkin. The prince never lived here, but gave
+sumptuous garden parties in the vast park, which is now in great part
+built over, and sold it back to the state again in 1794. It was first
+occupied by royalty in 1809, when the Emperor Alexander I. settled his
+sister here, with her first husband,--that Prince of Oldenburg whose
+territory in Germany Napoleon I. so summarily annexed a few years later,
+thereby converting the Oldenburgs permanently into Russian princes.
+
+The Grand Duke Heir Nicholas used it from 1819 until he ascended the
+throne, in 1825, and since that time it has been considered the palace
+of the heir to the throne. But the present Emperor has continued to
+occupy it since his accession, preferring its simplicity to the
+magnificence of the Winter Palace.
+
+The high walls, of that reddish-yellow hue, like the palace itself,
+which is usually devoted to government buildings in Russia, continue the
+line of offices along the Prospekt, and surround wooded gardens, where
+the Emperor and his family coast, skate, and enjoy their winter
+pleasures, invisible to the eyes of passers-by.
+
+These woods and walls also form the eastern boundary of the Alexandra
+Square, in whose centre rises Mikeshin and Opekushin's fine colossal
+bronze statue of Katherine II., crowned, sceptred, in imperial robes,
+and with the men who made her reign illustrious grouped about her feet.
+Among these representatives of the army, navy, literature, science, art,
+there is one woman,--that dashing Princess Elizaveta Romanovna
+Dashkoff, who helped Katherine to her throne. As Empress, Katherine
+appointed her to be first president of the newly founded Academy of
+Sciences, but afterward withdrew her favor, and condemned her to both
+polite and impolite exile,--because of her services, the princess
+hints, in her celebrated and very lively "Memoirs."
+
+In the Alexandra Theatre, for Russian and German drama, which rears its
+new (1828) Corinthian peristyle and its bronze quadriga behind the great
+Empress, forming the background of the Square, two of the Empress's
+dramas still hold the stage, on occasion. For this busy and energetic
+woman not only edited and published a newspaper, the greater part of
+which she wrote with her own hand, but composed numerous comedies and
+comic operas, where the moral, though sufficiently obvious all the way
+through, one would have thought, in the good old style is neatly labeled
+at the end. These were acted first in the private theatres of the
+various palaces, by the dames and cavaliers of the Court, after which
+professional actors presented them to the public in the ordinary
+theatres.
+
+It is in vain that we scrutinize the chubby-cheeked countenance of the
+bronze Prince Potemkin, at Katherine II.'s feet, to discover the secret
+of the charm which made the imperial lady who towers above him force
+upon him so often the ground upon which they both now stand. He stares
+stolidly at the Prospekt, ignoring not only the Theatre, but the vast
+structures containing the Direction of Theatres and Prisons, the
+Censor's Office, Theatrical School, and other government offices in the
+background; the new building for shops and apartments, where ancient
+Russian forms have been adapted to modern street purposes; and even the
+wonderfully rich Imperial Public Library, begun in 1794, to contain the
+books brought from Warsaw, with its Corinthian peristyle interspersed
+with bronze statues of ancient sages, on the garden side,--all of
+which stand upon the scene of his former garden parties, as the name of
+the avenue beyond the plain end of the Library on the Prospekt--Great
+Garden Street--reminds us. Not far away is the site of the tunnel dug
+under the Prospekt by the revolutionists, which, however, was
+fortunately discovered in time to prevent the destruction of one of the
+fairest parts of the city, and its most valuable buildings. With the
+next block we enter upon the liveliest, the most characteristic portion
+of the Nevsky Prospekt, in that scant fraction over a mile which is left
+to us above the Anitchkoff Bridge.
+
+Here stands the vast bazaar known as the _Gostinny Dvor_,--"Guests'
+Court,"--a name which dates from the epoch when a wealthy merchant
+engaged in foreign trade, and owning his own ships, was distinguished
+from the lesser sort by the title of "Guest," which we find in the
+ancient epic songs of Russia. Its frontage of seven hundred feet on the
+Prospekt, and one thousand and fifty on Great Garden and the next
+parallel street, prepare us to believe that it may really contain more
+than five hundred shops in the two stories, the lower surrounded by a
+vaulted arcade supporting an open gallery, which is invaluable for
+decorative purposes at Easter and on imperial festival days. Erected in
+1735, very much in its present shape, the one common throughout the
+country, on what had been an impassable morass a short time before, and
+where the ground still quakes at dawn, it may not contain the largest
+and best shops in town, and its merchants certainly are not "guests" in
+the ancient acceptation of the word; but we may claim, nevertheless,
+that it presents a compendium of most purchasable articles extant, from
+_samovari_, furs, and military goods, to books, sacred images, and
+Moscow imitations of Parisian novelties at remarkably low prices, as
+well as the originals.
+
+The nooks and spaces of the arcade, especially at the corners and
+centre, are occupied by booths of cheap wares. The sacred image,
+indispensable to a Russian shop, is painted on the vaulted ceiling; the
+shrine lamp flickers in the open air, thus serving many aproned,
+homespun and sheepskin clad dealers. The throng of promenaders here is
+always varied and interesting. The practiced eye distinguishes infinite
+shades of difference in wealth, social standing, and other conditions.
+The lady in the velvet _shuba_, lined with sable or black fox, her soft
+velvet cap edged with costly otter, her head wrapped in a fleecy knitted
+shawl of goat's-down from the steppes of Orenburg, or pointed hood--
+the _bashlyk_--of woven goat's-down from the Caucasus, has driven
+hither in her sledge or carriage, and has alighted to gratify the
+curiosity of her sons. We know at a glance whether the lads belong in
+the aristocratic Pages' Corps, on Great Garden Street, hard by, in the
+University, the Law School, the Lyceum, or the Gymnasium, and we can
+make a shrewd guess at their future professions by their faces as well
+as by their uniforms. The lady who comes to meet us in sleeved pelisse,
+wadded with eider-down, and the one in a short jacket have arrived, and
+must return, on foot; they could not drive far in the open air, so
+thinly clad.
+
+At Christmas-tide there is a great augmentation in the queer "Vyazemsky"
+and other cakes, the peasant laces, sweet Vyborg cracknels, fruit
+pastils, and other popular goods, on which these petty open-air dealers
+appear to thrive, both in health and purse. The spacious area between
+the bazaar and the sidewalk of the Nevsky is filled with
+Christmas-trees, beautifully unadorned, or ruined with misplaced
+gaudiness, brought in, in the majority of cases, by Finns from the
+surrounding country. Again, in the week preceding Palm Sunday, the
+_Verbnaya Yarmaraka_, or Pussy Willow Fair, takes place here. Nominally,
+it is held for the purpose of providing the public with twigs of that
+aesthetic plant (the only one which shows a vestige of life at that
+season), which are used as palms, from the Emperor's palace to the
+poorest church in the land. In reality, it is a most amusing fair for
+toys and cheap goods suitable for Easter eggs; gay paper roses,
+wherewith to adorn the Easter cake; and that combination of sour and
+sweet cream and other forbidden delicacies, the _paskha_, with which the
+long, severe fast is to be broken, after midnight matins on Easter. Here
+are plump little red Finland parrots, green and red finches, and other
+song-birds, which kindly people buy and set free, after a pretty custom.
+The board and canvas booths, the sites for which are drawn by lot by
+soldiers' widows, and sold or used as suits their convenience, are
+locked at night by dropping the canvas flap, and are never guarded;
+while the hint that thefts may be committed, or that watching is
+necessary, is repelled with indignation by the stall-keepers.
+
+There is always a popular toy of the hour. One year it consisted of
+highly colored, beautifully made bottle-imps, which were loudly cried as
+_Amerikanskiya zhiteli_,--inhabitants of America. We inquired the
+reason for their name.
+
+"They are made in the exact image of the Americans," explained the
+peasant vendor, offering a pale blue imp, with a long, red tongue and a
+phenomenal tail, for our admiration.
+
+"We are inhabitants of America. Is the likeness very strong?" we asked.
+
+The crowd tittered softly; the man looked frightened; but finding that
+no dire fate threatened, he was soon vociferating again, with a roguish
+grin:--
+
+"_Kupiti, kupi-i-iti! Prevoskhodniya Amerikanskiya zhiteli! Sa-a-miya
+nastoyashtschiya!_"--Buy, buy, splendid natives of America! the most
+genuine sort!
+
+Far behind this Gostinny Dvor extends a complex mass of other curious
+"courts" and markets, all worthy of a visit for the popular types which
+they afford of the lower classes. Among them all none is more steadily
+and diversely interesting, at all seasons of the year, than the
+_Syennaya Ploshtschad_,--the Haymarket,--so called from its use in
+days long gone by. Here, in the Fish Market, is the great repository for
+the frozen food which is so necessary in a land where the church exacts
+a sum total of over four months' fasting out of the twelve. Here the
+fish lie piled like cordwood, or overflow from casks, for economical
+buyers. Merchants' wives, with heads enveloped in colored kerchiefs, in
+the olden style, well tucked in at the neck of their _salopi_, or
+sleeved fur coats, prowl in search of bargains. Here sit the fishermen
+from the distant Murman coast, from Arkhangel, with weather-beaten but
+intelligent faces, in their quaint skull-caps of reindeer hide, and
+baggy, shapeless garments of mysterious skins, presiding over the wares
+which they have risked their lives to catch in the stormy Arctic seas,
+during the long days of the brief summer-time; codfish dried and curled
+into gray unrecognizableness; yellow caviar which resists the teeth like
+tiny balls of gutta-percha,--not the delicious gray "pearl" caviar of
+the sturgeon,--and other marine food which is never seen on the rich
+man's table.
+
+But we must return to the Nevsky Prospekt. Nestling at the foot of the
+City Hall, at the entrance of the broad street between it and the
+Gostinny Dvor, on the Nevsky, stands a tiny chapel, which is as thriving
+as the bazaar, in its own way, and as striking a compendium of some
+features in Russian architecture and life. Outside hangs a large image
+of the "Saviour-not-made-with-hands,"--the Russian name for the sacred
+imprint on St. Veronica's handkerchief,--which is the most popular of
+all the representations of Christ in _ikoni_. Before it burns the usual
+"unquenchable lamp," filled with the obligatory pure olive-oil. Beneath
+it stands a table bearing a large bowl of consecrated water. On hot
+summer days the thirsty wayfarer takes a sip, using the ancient Russian
+_kovsh_, or short-handled ladle, which lies beside it, crosses himself,
+and drops a small offering on the dish piled with copper coins near by,
+making change for himself if he has not the exact sum which he wishes to
+give.
+
+Inside, many _ikoni_ decorate the walls. The pale flames of their
+shrine-lamps are supplemented by masses of candles in the huge standing
+candlesticks of silver. A black-robed monk from the monastery is
+engaged, almost without cessation, in intoning prayers of various sorts,
+before one or another of the images. The little chapel is thronged;
+there is barely room for respectfully flourished crosses, such as the
+peasant loves, often only for the more circumscribed sign current among
+the upper classes, and none at all for the favorite "ground reverences."
+The approach to the door is lined with two files of monks and nuns:
+monks in high _klobuki_, like rimless chimney-pot hats, draped with
+black woolen veils, which are always becoming; _tchernitzi_, or lay
+sisters, from distant convents, in similar headgear, in caps flat or
+pointed like the small end of a watermelon, and with ears protected by
+black woolen shawls ungracefully pinned. Serviceable man's boots do more
+than peep out from beneath the short, rusty-black skirts. Each monk and
+nun holds a small pad of threadbare black velvet, whereon a cross of
+tarnished gold braid, and a stray copper or two, by way of bait, explain
+the eleemosynary significance of the bearers' "broad" crosses, dizzy
+"reverences to the girdle," and muttered entreaty, of which we catch
+only: "_Khristi Radi_"--For Christ's sake.
+
+People of all classes turn in here for a moment of prayer, to "place a
+candle" to some saint, for the health, in body or soul, of friend or
+relative: the workman, his tools on his back in a coarse linen kit; the
+bearded _muzhik_ from the country, clad in his sheepskin _tulup_, wool
+inward, the soiled yellow leather outside set off by a gay sash; ladies,
+officers, civilians,--the stream never ceases.
+
+The only striking feature about the next building of importance, the
+_Gradskaya Duma_, or City Hall, is the lofty tower, upon whose balcony,
+high in air, guards pace incessantly, on the watch for fires. By day
+they telegraph the locality of disaster to the fire department by means
+of black balls and white boards, in fixed combinations; by night, with
+colored lanterns. Each section of the city has a signal-tower of this
+sort, and the engine-house is close at hand. Gradskaya Duma means,
+literally, city thought, and the profundity of the meditations sometimes
+indulged in in this building, otherwise not remarkable, may be inferred
+from the fact discovered a few years ago, that many honored members of
+the Duma (which also signifies the Council of City Fathers), whose names
+still stood on the roll, were dead, though they continued to vote and
+exercise their other civic functions with exemplary regularity!
+
+Naturally, in a city which lies on a level with the southern point of
+Greenland, the most characteristic season to select for our observations
+of the life is winter.
+
+The Prospekt wakes late. It has been up nearly all night, and there is
+but little inducement to early rising when the sun itself sets such a
+fashion as nine o'clock for its appearance on the horizon, like a pewter
+disk, with a well-defined hard rim, when he makes his appearance at all.
+If we take the Prospekt at different hours, we may gain a fairly
+comprehensive view of many Russian ways and people, cosmopolitan as the
+city is.
+
+At half-past seven in the morning, the horse-cars, which have been
+resting since ten o'clock in the evening, make a start, running always
+in groups of three, stopping only at turnouts. The _dvorniki_ retire
+from the entrance to the courtyards, where they have been sleeping all
+night with one eye open, wrapped in their sheepskin coats. A few shabby
+_izvostchiks_ make their appearance somewhat later, in company with
+small schoolboys, in their soldierly uniforms, knapsacks of books on
+back, and convoyed by servants. Earliest of all are the closed carriages
+of officials, evidently the most lofty in grade, since it was decided,
+two or three years ago, by one of this class, that his subordinates
+could not reasonably be expected to arrive at business before ten or
+eleven o'clock after they had sat up until daylight over their
+indispensable club _vint_--which is Russian whist.
+
+Boots (_muzhiki_) in scarlet cotton blouses, and full trousers of black
+velveteen, tucked into tall wrinkled boots, dart about to bakery and
+dairy shop, preparing for their masters' morning "tea." Venders of
+newspapers congregate at certain spots, and charge for their wares in
+inverse ratio to the experience of their customers; for regular
+subscribers receive their papers through the post-office, and, if we are
+in such unseemly haste as to care for the news before the ten o'clock
+delivery--or the eleven o'clock, if the postman has not found it
+convenient otherwise--we must buy on the street, though we live but
+half a block from the newspaper office, which opens at ten. By noon,
+every one is awake. The restaurants are full of breakfasters, and
+Dominique's, which chances to stand on the most crowded stretch of the
+street, on the sunny north side beloved of promenaders, is dense with
+officers, cigarette smoke, and characteristic national viands
+judiciously mingled with those of foreign lands.
+
+Mass is over, and a funeral passes down the Nevsky Prospekt, on its way
+to the fashionable Alexander Nevsky monastery or Novo-Dyevitche convent
+cemeteries. The deceased may have been a minister of state, or a great
+officer of the Court, or a military man who is accompanied by warlike
+pageant. The choir chants a dirge. The priests, clad in vestments of
+black velvet and silver, seem to find their long thick hair sufficient
+protection to their bare heads. The professional mutes, with their
+silver-trimmed black baldrics and cocked hats, appear to have plucked up
+the street lanterns by their roots to serve as candles, out of respect
+to the deceased's greatness, and to illustrate how the city has been
+cast into darkness by the withdrawal of the light of his countenance.
+The dead man's orders and decorations are borne in imposing state, on
+velvet cushions, before the gorgeous funeral car, where the pall, of
+cloth of gold, which will be made into a priest's vestment once the
+funeral is over, droops low among artistic wreaths and palms, of natural
+flowers, or beautifully executed in silver. Behind come the mourners on
+foot, a few women, many men, a Grand Duke or two among them, it may be;
+the carriages follow; the devout of the lower classes, catching sight of
+the train, cross themselves broadly, mutter a prayer, and find time to
+turn from their own affairs and follow for a little way, out of respect
+to the stranger corpse. More touching are the funerals which pass up the
+Prospekt on their way to the unfashionable cemetery across the Neva, on
+Vasily Ostroff; a tiny pink coffin resting on the knees of the bereaved
+parents in a sledge, or borne by a couple of bareheaded men, with one or
+two mourners walking slowly behind.
+
+From noon onward, the scene on the Prospekt increases constantly in
+vivacity. The sidewalks are crowded, especially on Sundays and holidays,
+with a dense and varied throng, of so many nationalities and types that
+it is a valuable lesson in ethnography to sort them, and that a secret
+uttered is absolutely safe in no tongue,--unless, possibly, it be that
+of Patagonia. But the universal language of the eye conquers all
+difficulties, even for the remarkably fair Tatar women, whose national
+garb includes only the baldest and gauziest apology for the obligatory
+veil.
+
+The plain facades of the older buildings on this part of the Prospekt,
+which are but three or four stories in height,--elevators are rare
+luxuries in Petersburg, and few buildings exceed five stories,--are
+adorned, here and there, with gayly-colored pictorial representations of
+the wares for sale within. But little variety in architecture is
+furnished by the inconspicuous Armenian, and the uncharacteristic Dutch
+Reformed and Lutheran churches which break the severe line of this
+"Tolerance Street," as it has been called. Most fascinating of all the
+shops are those of the furriers and goldsmiths, with their surprises and
+fresh lessons for foreigners; the treasures of Caucasian and Asian art
+in the Eastern bazaars; the "Colonial wares" establishments, with their
+delicious game cheeses, and odd _studena_ (fishes in jelly), their
+pineapples at five and ten dollars, their tiny oysters from the Black
+Sea at twelve and a half cents apiece.
+
+Enthralling as are the shop windows, the crowd on the sidewalk is more
+enthralling still. There are Kazaks, dragoons, cadets of the military
+schools, students, so varied, though their gay uniforms are hidden by
+their coats, that their heads resemble a bed of verbenas in the sun.
+There are officers of every sort: officers with rough gray overcoats and
+round lambskin caps; officers in large, flat, peaked caps, and
+smooth-surfaced voluminous cape-coats, wadded with eider-down and lined
+with gray silk, which trail on their spurs, and with collars of costly
+beaver or striped American raccoon, and long sleeves forever dangling
+unused. A snippet of orange and black ribbon worn in the buttonhole
+shows us that the wearer belongs to the much-coveted military Order of
+St. George. There are civilians in black cape-coats of the military
+pattern, topped off with cold, uncomfortable, but fashionable chimneypot
+hats, or, more sensibly, with high caps of beaver.
+
+It is curious to observe how many opinions exist as to the weather. The
+officers leave their ears unprotected; a passing troop of soldiers--
+fine, large, hardy fellows--wear the strip of black woolen over their
+ears, but leave their _bashlyks_ hanging unused on their backs, with
+tabs tacked neatly under shoulder-straps and belts, for use on the
+Balkans or some other really cold spot. Most of the ladies, on foot or
+in sledges, wear bashlyks or Orenburg shawls, over wadded fur caps, well
+pulled down to the brows. We may be sure that the pretty woman who
+trusts to her bonnet only has also neglected to put on the necessary
+warm galoshes, and that when she reaches home, sympathizing friends will
+rub her vain little ears, feet, and brow with spirits of wine, to rescue
+her from the results of her folly. Only officers and soldiers possess
+the secret of going about in simple leather boots, or protected merely
+by a pair of stiff, slapping leather galoshes, accommodated to the
+spurs.
+
+For some mysterious reason, the picturesque nurses, with their
+pearl-embroidered, diadem-shaped caps, like the _kokoshniki_ of the
+Empress and Court ladies, their silver-trimmed petticoats and jackets
+patterned after the ancient Russian "soul-warmers," and made of pink or
+blue cashmere, never have any children in their charge in winter.
+Indeed, if we were to go by the evidence offered by the Nevsky Prospekt,
+especially in cold weather, we should assert that there are no children
+in the city, and that the nurses are used as "sheep-dogs" by ladies long
+past the dangerous bloom of youth and beauty.
+
+The more fashionable people are driving, however, and that portion of
+the one hundred and fourteen feet of the Prospekt's width which is
+devoted to the roadway is, if possible, even more varied and
+entertaining in its kaleidoscopic features than the sidewalks. It is
+admirably kept at all seasons. With the exception of the cobblestone
+roadbed for the tramway in the centre, it is laid with hexagonal wooden
+blocks, well spiked together and tarred, resting upon tarred beams and
+planks, and forming a pavement which is both elastic and fairly
+resistant to the volcanic action of the frost. The snow is maintained at
+such a level that, while sledging is perfect, the closed carriages which
+are used for evening entertainments, calls, and shopping are never
+incommoded. Street sweepers, in red cotton blouses and clean white linen
+aprons, sweep on calmly in the icy chill. The police, with their
+_bashlyks_ wrapped round their heads in a manner peculiar to themselves,
+stand always in the middle of the street and regulate the traffic.
+
+We will hire an _izvostchik_ and join the throng. The process is simple;
+it consists in setting ourselves up at auction on the curbstone, among
+the numerous cabbies waiting for a job, and knocking ourselves down to
+the lowest bidder. If our Vanka (Johnny, the generic name for cabby)
+drives too slowly, obviously with the object of loitering away our
+money, a policeman will give him a hint to whip up, or we may effect the
+desired result by threatening to speak to the next guardian of the
+peace. If Vanka attempts to intrude upon the privileges of the private
+carriages, for whom is reserved the space next the tramway track and the
+row of high, silvered posts which bear aloft the electric lights, a
+sharp "_Beregis!_" (Look out for yourself!) will be heard from the first
+fashionable coachman who is impeded in his swift career, and he will be
+called to order promptly by the police. Ladies may not, unfortunately,
+drive in the smartest of the public carriages, but must content
+themselves with something more modest and more shabby. But Vanka is
+usually good-natured, patient, and quite unconscious of his shabbiness,
+at least in the light of a grievance or as affecting his dignity. It was
+one of these shabby, but democratic and self-possessed fellows who
+furnished us with a fine illustration of the peasant qualities. We
+encountered one of the Emperor's cousins on his way to his regimental
+barracks; the Grand Duke mistook us for acquaintances, and saluted. Our
+_izvostchik_ returned the greeting.
+
+"Was that Vasily Dmitrich?" we asked in Russian form.
+
+"Yes, madam."
+
+"Whom was he saluting?"
+
+"Us," replied the man, with imperturbable gravity. Very different from
+our poor fellow, who remembers his duties to the saints and churches,
+and salutes Kazan Cathedral, as we pass, with cross and bared head, is
+the fashionable coachman, who sees nothing but his horses. Our man's
+cylindrical cap of imitation fur is old, his summer _armyak_ of blue
+cloth fits, as best it may, over his lean form and his sheepskin
+_tulup_, and is girt with a cheap cotton sash.
+
+The head of the fashionable coachman is crowned with a becoming
+gold-laced cap, in the shape of the ace of diamonds, well stuffed with
+down, and made of scarlet, sky-blue, sea-green, or other hue of velvet.
+His fur-lined armyak, reaching to his feet,--through whose silver
+buttons under the left arm he is bursting, with pads for fashion or with
+good living,--is secured about his portly waist by a silken girdle
+glowing with roses and butterflies. His legs are too fat to enter the
+sledge,--that is to say, if his master truly respects his own dignity,
+--and his feet are accommodated in iron stirrups outside. He leans well
+back, with arms outstretched to accord with the racing speed at which he
+drives. In the tiny sledge--the smaller it is, the more stylish, in
+inverse ratio to the coachman, who is expected to be as broad as it is
+--sits a lady hugging her crimson velvet _shuba_ lined with curled
+white Thibetan goat, or feathery black fox fur, close about her ears. An
+officer holds her firmly with one arm around the waist, a very necessary
+precaution at all seasons, with the fast driving, where drozhkies and
+sledges are utterly devoid of back or side rail. The spans of huge
+Orloff stallions, black or dappled gray, display their full beauty of
+form in the harnesses of slender straps and silver chains; their
+beautiful eyes are unconcealed by blinders. They are covered with a
+coarse-meshed woolen net fastened to the winged dashboard, black,
+crimson, purple, or blue, which trails in the snow in company with their
+tails and the heavy tassels of the fur-edged cloth robe. The horses, the
+wide-spreading reddish beard of the coachman, parted in the middle like
+a well-worn whisk broom, the hair, eyelashes, and furs of the occupants
+of the sledge, all are frosted with rime until each filament seems to
+have been turned into silver wire.
+
+There is an alarm of fire somewhere. A section of the fire department
+passes, that imposing but amusing procession of hand-engine, three
+water-barrels, pennons, and fine horses trained in the _haute ecole_,
+which does splendid work with apparently inadequate means. An officer in
+gray lambskin cap flashes by, drawn by a pair of fine trotters. "_Vot on
+sam!_" mutters our _izvostchik_,--There he is himself! It is General
+Gresser*, the prefect of the capital, who maintains perfect order, and
+demonstrates the possibilities of keeping streets always clean in an
+impossible climate. The pounding of those huge trotters' hoofs is so
+absolutely distinctive--as distinctive as the unique gray cap--that
+we can recognize it as they pass, cry like the _izvostchik_, "_Vot on
+sam!_" and fly to the window with the certainty that it will be "he
+himself."
+
+* Since the above was written, this able officer and very efficient
+prefect has died.
+
+Court carriages with lackeys in crimson and gold, ambassadors' sledges
+with cock-plumed chasseurs and cockaded coachmen, the latter wearing
+their chevrons on their backs; rude wooden sledges, whose sides are made
+of knotted ropes, filled with superfluous snow; grand ducal _troikas_
+with clinking harnesses studded with metal plaques and flying tassels,
+the outer horses coquetting, as usual, beside the staid trot of the
+shaft-horse,--all mingle in the endless procession which flows on up
+the Nevsky Prospekt through the Bolshaya Morskaya,--Great Sea
+Street,--and out upon the Neva quays, and back again, to see and be
+seen, until long after the sun has set on the short days, at six minutes
+to three. A plain sledge approaches. The officer who occupies it is
+dressed like an ordinary general, and there are thousands of generals!
+As he drives quietly along, police and sentries give him the salute of
+the ordinary general; so do those who recognize him by his face or his
+Kazak orderly. It is the Emperor out for his afternoon exercise. If we
+meet him near the gate of the Anitchkoff Palace, we may find him sitting
+placidly beside us, while our sledge and other sledges in the line are
+stopped for a moment to allow him to enter.
+
+Here is another sledge, also differing in no respect from the equipages
+of other people, save that the lackey on the low knife-board behind
+wears a peculiar livery of dark green, pale blue, and gold (or with
+white in place of the green at Easter-tide). The lady whose large dark
+eyes are visible between her sable cap and the superb black fox shawl of
+her crimson velvet cloak is the Empress. The lady beside her is one of
+her ladies-in-waiting. Attendants, guards, are absolutely lacking, as in
+the case of the Emperor.
+
+Here, indeed, is the place to enjoy winter. The dry, feathery snow
+descends, but no one heeds it. We turn up our coat collars and drive on.
+Umbrellas are unknown abominations. The permanent marquises, of light
+iron-work, which are attached to most of the entrances, are serviceable
+only to those who use closed carriages, and in the rainy autumn.
+
+Just opposite the centre of this thronged promenade, well set back from
+the street, stands the Cathedral of the Kazan Virgin. Outside, on the
+quay of the tortuous Katherine Canal, made a navigable water-way under
+the second Katherine, but lacking, through its narrowness, the
+picturesque features of the Fontanka, flocks of pigeons are fed daily
+from the adjoining grain shops. In the curve of the great colonnade,
+copied, like the exterior of the church itself, from that of St. Peter
+at Rome, bronze statues, heroic in size, of generals Kutuzoff and
+Barclay de Tolly, by the Russian sculptor Orlovsky, stand on guard.
+
+Hither the Emperor and Empress come "to salute the Virgin," on their
+safe return from a journey. Hither are brought imperial brides in
+gorgeous state procession--when they are of the Greek faith--on
+their way to the altar in the Winter Palace. We can never step into this
+temple without finding some deeply interesting and characteristically
+Russian event in progress. After we have run the inevitable gauntlet of
+monks, nuns, and other beggars at the entrance, we may happen upon a
+baptism, just beyond, the naked, new-born infant sputtering gently after
+his thrice-repeated dip in the candle-decked font, with the priest's
+hand covering his eyes, ears, mouth, and nostrils, and now undergoing
+the ceremony of anointment or confirmation. Or we may come upon a bridal
+couple, in front of the solid silver balustrade; or the exquisite
+liturgy, exquisitely chanted by the fine choir in their vestments of
+scarlet, blue, and silver, with the seraphic wings upon their shoulders,
+and intoned, with a finish of art unknown in other lands, by priests
+robed in rich brocade. Or it may be that a popular sermon by a
+well-known orator has attracted a throng of listeners among the lofty
+pillars of gray Finland granite, hung with battle-flags and the keys of
+conquered towns. What we shall assuredly find is votaries ascending the
+steps to salute with devotion the benignant brown-faced Byzantine Virgin
+and Christ-Child, incrusted with superb jewels, or kneeling in "ground
+reverences," with brow laid to the marble pavement, before the
+_ikonostas_, or rood-screen, of solid silver. Our Lady of Kazan has been
+the most popular of wonder-working Virgins ever since she was brought
+from Kazan to Moscow, in 1579, and transported to Petersburg, in 1721
+(although her present cathedral dates only from 1811), and the scene
+here on Easter-night is second only to that at St. Isaac's when the
+porticoes are thronged by the lower classes waiting to have their flower
+and candle decked cakes and cream blessed at the close of the Easter
+matins.
+
+One of the few individual dwelling-houses which linger on the Nevsky
+Prospekt, and which presents us with a fine specimen of the rococo style
+which Rastrelli so persistently served up at the close of the eighteenth
+century, is that of the Counts Stroganoff, at the lower quay of the
+Moika. The Moika (literally, Washing) River is the last of the
+semicircular, concentric canals which intersect the Nevsky and its two
+radiating companion Prospekts, and impart to that portion of the city
+which is situated on the (comparative) mainland a resemblance to an
+outspread fan, whose palm-piece is formed by the Admiralty on the Neva
+quay.
+
+The stately pile, and the pompous air of the big, gold-laced Swiss
+lounging at the entrance on the Nevsky, remind us that the Stroganoff
+family has been a power in Russian history since the middle of the
+sixteenth century.
+
+It was a mere handful of their Kazaks, led by Yermak Timofeevitch, who
+conquered Siberia, in 1581, under Ivan the Terrible, while engaged in
+repelling the incursions of the Tatars and wild Siberian tribes on the
+fortified towns which the Stroganoffs had been authorized to erect on
+the vast territory at the western foot of the Ural Mountains, conveyed
+to them by the ancient Tzars. Later on, when Alexei Mikhailovitch, the
+father of Peter the Great, established a new code, grading punishments
+and fines by classes, the highest money tax assessed for insult and
+injury was fifty rubles; but the Stroganoffs were empowered to exact one
+hundred rubles.
+
+Opposite the Stroganoff house, on the upper Moika quay, rises the large,
+reddish-yellow Club of the Nobility, representing still another fashion
+in architecture, which was very popular during the last century for
+palaces and grand mansions,--the Corinthian peristyle upon a solid,
+lofty basement. It is not an old building, but was probably copied from
+the palace of the Empress Elizabeth, which stood on this spot. Elizaveta
+Petrovna, though she used this palace a great deal, had a habit of
+sleeping in a different place each night, the precise spot being never
+known beforehand. This practice is attributed, by some Russian
+historians, to her custom of turning night into day. She went to the
+theatre, for example, at eleven o'clock, and any courtier who failed to
+attend her was fined fifty rubles. It was here that the populace
+assembled to hurrah for Elizaveta Petrovna, on December 6, 1741, when
+she returned with little Ivan VI. in her arms from the Winter Palace,
+where she had made captive his father and his mother, the regent Anna
+Leopoldina. It may have been the recollection of the ease with which she
+had surprised indolent Anna Leopoldina in her bed-chamber which caused
+her to be so uncertain in her own movements, in view of the fact that
+there were persons so ill-advised as to wish the restoration of the
+slothful German regent and her infant son, disastrous as that would have
+been to the country.
+
+We must do the Russians who occupy the building at the present day the
+justice to state that they uphold religiously the nocturnal tradition
+thus established by Elizaveta Petrovna, and even improve upon it. From
+six o'clock in the evening onward, the long windows of the club, on the
+_bel etage_, blaze with light. The occasional temporary obscurations
+produced by the steam from relays of _samovari_ do not interfere
+materially with the neighbors' view of the card-parties and the final
+exchange of big bundles of bank-bills, which takes place at five o'clock
+or later the next morning. Even if players and bills were duly shielded
+from observation, the _mauvais quart d'heure_ would be accurately
+revealed by the sudden rush for the sledges, which have been hanging in
+a swarm about the door, according to the usual convenient custom of
+Vanka, wherever lighted windows suggest possible patrons. Poor,
+hard-worked Vanka slumbers all night on his box, with one eye open, or
+falls prone in death-like exhaustion over the dashboard upon his
+sleeping horse, while his cap lies on the snow, and his shaggy head is
+bared to the bitter blasts.
+
+Later on, the chief of police lived here, and the adjoining bridge,
+which had hitherto been known as the Green Bridge, had its name changed
+to the Police Bridge, which rather puzzling appellation it still bears.
+
+A couple of blocks beyond this corner of the Nevsky, the Moika and the
+Grand Morskaya, the Nevsky Prospekt ends at the Alexander Garden, backed
+by the Admiralty and the Neva, after having passed in its course through
+all grades of society, from the monks at the extreme limit, peasant
+huts,--or something very like them, on the outskirts,--artistic and
+literary circles in the Peski quarter (the Sands), well-to-do merchants
+and nobles, officials and wealthy courtiers, until now we have reached
+the culminating point, where the Admiralty, Imperial Palace, and War
+Office complete the national group begun at the church.
+
+When, in 1704, Peter the Great founded his beloved Admiralty, as the
+first building on the mainland then designed for such purposes as this,
+and not for residence, it was simply a shipyard, open to the Neva, and
+inclosed on three sides by low wooden structures, surrounded by
+stone-faced earthworks, moats, and palisades. Hither Peter was wont to
+come of a morning, after having routed his ministers out of bed to hold
+privy council at three and four o'clock, to superintend the work and to
+lend a hand himself. The first stone buildings were erected in 1726,
+after his death. In the early years of the present century, Alexander I.
+rebuilt this stately and graceful edifice, after the plans of the
+Russian architect Zakharoff, who created the beautiful tower adorned
+with Russian sculptures, crowned by a golden spire, in the centre of the
+immense facade, fourteen hundred feet long, which forms a feature
+inseparable from the vista of the Prospekt for the greater part of its
+length, to the turn at the Znamenskaya Square. On this spire, at the
+present day, flags and lanterns warn the inhabitants of low-lying
+districts in the capital of the rate at which the water is rising during
+inundations. In case of serious danger, the flags are reinforced by
+signal guns from the fortress. But in Peter I.'s day, these flags and
+guns bore exactly the opposite meaning to the unhappy nobles whom the
+energetic Emperor was trying to train into rough-weather sailors. To
+their trembling imaginations these signal orders to assemble for a
+practice sail signified, "Come out and be drowned!" since they were
+obliged to embark in the crafts too generously given to them by Peter,
+and cruise about until their leader (who delighted in a storm) saw fit
+to return. There is a story of one unhappy wight, who was honored by the
+presence aboard his craft of a very distinguished and very seasick
+Persian, making his first acquaintance with the pleasures of yachting,
+and who spent three days without food, tacking between Petersburg and
+Kronstadt, in the vain endeavor to effect a landing during rough
+weather.
+
+When the present Admiralty was built, a broad and shady boulevard was
+organized on the site of the old glacis and covered way, and later
+still, when the break in the quay was filled in, and the shipbuilding
+transferred to the New Admiralty a little farther down the river, the
+boulevard was enlarged into the New Alexander Garden, one of the finest
+squares in Europe. It soon became the fashionable promenade, and the
+centre of popular life as well, by virtue of the merry-makings which
+took place. Here, during the Carnival of 1836, the temporary cheap
+theatre of boards was burned, at the cost of one hundred and twenty-six
+lives and many injured persons, which resulted in these dangerous
+_balagani_ and other holiday amusements being removed to the spacious
+parade-ground known as the Empress's Meadow.
+
+If we pass round the Admiralty to the Neva, we shall find its frozen
+surface teeming with life. Sledge roads have been laid out on it, marked
+with evergreen bushes, over which a _yamtschik_ will drive us with his
+_troika_ fleet as the wind, to Kronstadt, twenty miles away. Plank
+walks, fringed with street lanterns, have been prepared for pedestrians.
+Broad ice paths have been cleared, whereon the winter ferry-boats ply,
+--green garden-chairs, holding one or more persons, furnished with warm
+lap-robes, and propelled by stout _muzhiks_ on skates, who will
+transport us from shore to shore for the absurdly small sum of less than
+a cent apiece, though a ride with the reindeer (now a strange sight in
+the capital), at the Laplanders' encampment, costs much more.
+
+It is hard to tear ourselves from the charms of the river, with its
+fishing, ice-cutting, and many other interesting sights always in
+progress. But of all the scenes, that which we may witness on Epiphany
+Day--the "Jordan," or Blessing of the Waters, in commemoration of
+Christ's baptism in the Jordan--is the most curious and typically
+Russian.
+
+After mass, celebrated by the Metropolitan, in the cathedral of the
+Winter Palace, whose enormous reddish-ochre mass we perceive rising
+above the frost-jeweled trees of the Alexander Garden, to our right as
+we stand at the head of the Nevsky Prospekt, the Emperor, his heir, his
+brothers, uncles, and other great personages emerge in procession upon
+the quay. Opposite the Jordan door of the palace a scarlet, gold, and
+blue pavilion, also called the "Jordan," has been erected over the ice.
+Thither the procession moves, headed by the Metropolitan and the richly
+vestured clergy, their mitres gleaming with gems, bearing crosses and
+church banners, and the imperial choir, clad in crimson and gold,
+chanting as they go. The Empress and her ladies, clad in full Court
+costume at midday, look on from the palace windows. After brief prayers
+in the pavilion, all standing with bared heads, the Metropolitan dips
+the great gold cross in the rushing waters of the Neva, through a hole
+prepared in the thick, opalescent, green ice, and the guns on the
+opposite shore thunder out a salute. The pontoon Palace Bridge, the
+quays on both sides of the river, all the streets and squares for a long
+distance round about, are densely thronged; and, as the guns announce
+the consecration, every head is bared, every right hand in the mass,
+thousands strong, is raised to execute repeated signs of the cross on
+brow and breast.
+
+From our post at the head of the Prospekt we behold not the ceremony
+itself but the framework of a great national picture, the great Palace
+Square, whereon twenty thousand troops can manoeuvre, and in whose
+centre rises the greatest monolith of modern times, the shaft of red
+Finland granite, eighty-four feet in height, crowned with a
+cross-bearing angel, the monument to Alexander I. There stand the
+Guards' Corps, and the huge building of the General Staff, containing
+the Ministries of Finance and of Foreign Affairs, and many things
+besides, originally erected by Katherine II. to mask the rears of the
+houses at the end of the Nevsky, and rebuilt under Nicholas I., sweeping
+in a magnificent semicircle opposite the Winter Palace. Regiments
+restrain the zeal of the crowd to obtain the few posts of vantage from
+which the consecration of the waters is visible, and keep open a lane
+for the carriages of royalty, diplomats, and invited guests. They form
+part of the pageant, like the Empress's cream-colored carriage and the
+white horses and scarlet liveries of the Metropolitan. The crowd is
+devout and silent, as Russian crowds always are, except when they see
+the Emperor after he has escaped a danger, when they become vociferous
+with an animation which is far more significant than it is in more noisy
+lands. The ceremony over, the throngs melt away rapidly and silently;
+pedestrians, Finnish ice-sledges, traffic in general, resume their
+rights on the palace sidewalks and the square, and after a state
+breakfast the Emperor drives quietly home, unguarded, to his Anitchkoff
+Palace.
+
+If we glance to our left, and slightly to our rear, as we stand thus
+facing the Neva and the Admiralty, we see the Prefecture and the
+Ministry of War, the latter once the mansion of a grandee in the last
+century; and, rising above the latter, we catch a glimpse of the upper
+gallery, and great gold-plated, un-Russian dome, of St. Isaac's
+Cathedral, which is visible for twenty miles down the Gulf of Finland.
+The granite pillars glow in the frosty air with the bloom of a Delaware
+grape. We forgive St. Isaac for the non-Russian character of the modern
+ecclesiastical glories of which it is the exponent, as we listen eagerly
+to the soft, rich, boom-boom-bo-o-om of the great bourdon, embroidered
+with silver melody by the multitude of smaller bells chiming nearly all
+day long with a truly orthodox sweetness unknown to the Western world,
+and which, to-day, are more elaborately beautiful than usual, in honor
+of the great festival. We appreciate to the full the wailing cry of the
+prisoner, in the ancient epic songs of the land: "He was cut off from
+the light of the fair, red sun, from the sound of sweet church-bells."
+
+On the great Palace Square another characteristic sight is to be seen on
+the nights of Court balls, which follow the Jordan, when the blaze of
+electric light from the rock-crystal chandeliers, big as haystacks,
+within the state apartments, is supplemented by the fires in the heater
+and on the snow outside, round which the waiting coachmen warm
+themselves, with Rembrandtesque effects of _chiaro-oscuro_ second only
+to the picturesqueness of _dvorniki_ in their nondescript caps and
+shaggy coats, who cluster round blazing fagots in less aristocratic
+quarters when the thermometer descends below zero.
+
+When spring comes with the magical suddenness which characterizes
+Northern lands, the gardens, quays, and the Nevsky Prospekt still
+preserve their charms for a space, and are thronged far into the night
+with promenaders, who gaze at the imperial crowns, stars, monograms, and
+other devices temporarily applied to the street lanterns, and the fairy
+flames on the low curb-posts (whereat no horse, though unblinded, ever
+shies), with which man attempts, on the numerous royal festival days of
+early summer, to rival the illumination of the indescribably beautiful
+tints of river and sky. But the peasant-_izvostchik_ goes off to the
+country to till his little patch of land, aided by the shaggy little
+farm-horse, which has been consorting on the Prospekt with thoroughbred
+trotters all winter, and helping him to eke out his cash income, scanty
+at the best of times; or he emigrates to a summer resort, scorning our
+insinuation that he is so unfashionable as to remain in town. The
+deserted Prospekt is torn up for repairs. The merchants, especially the
+goldsmiths, complain that it would be true economy for them to close
+their shops. The annual troops of foreign travelers arrive, view the
+lovely islands of the Neva delta, catch a glimpse of the summer cities
+in the vicinity, and dream, ah, vain dream! that they have also really
+beheld the Nevsky Prospekt, the great avenue of the realm of the Frost
+King and the White Tzar!*
+
+* From _Scribner's Magazine_, by permission.
+
+
+
+
+III.
+
+MY EXPERIENCE WITH THE RUSSIAN CENSOR.
+
+
+In spite of the advantage which I enjoyed in a preliminary knowledge of
+the Russian language and literature, I was imbued with various false
+ideas, the origin of which it is not necessary to trace on this
+occasion. I freed myself from some of them; among others, from my theory
+as to the working of the censorship in the case of foreign literature.
+My theory was the one commonly held by Americans, and, as I found to my
+surprise, by not a few Russians, viz., that books and periodicals which
+have been wholly or in part condemned by the censor are to be procured
+only in a mutilated condition, or by surreptitious means, or not at all.
+That this is not the case I acquired ample proof through my personal
+experience.
+
+The first thing that an American does on his arrival in St. Petersburg
+is to scan the foreign newspapers in the hotels eagerly for traces of
+the censor's blot,--_le masque noir_, "caviare,"--his idea being
+that at least one half of the page will be thus veiled from sight. But
+specimens are not always, or even very often, to be procured with ease.
+In fact, the demand exceeds the supply sometimes, if I may judge from my
+own observations and from the pressing applications for these
+curiosities which I received from disappointed seekers. The finest of
+these black diamonds may generally be found in the inventive news
+columns of the London dailies and in the flippant paragraphs of "Punch."
+
+Like the rest of the world, I was on the lookout for the censor's work
+from the day of my arrival, but it was a long time before my search was
+rewarded by anything except a caricature of the censor himself in
+"Kladderadatsch." That it was left unmasked was my first proof that that
+gentleman, individually and collectively, was not deficient in a sense
+of humor. The sketch represented a disheveled scribe seated three
+quarters submerged in a bottle of ink, from the half-open cover of which
+his quill pen projected like a signal of distress. This was accompanied
+by an inscription to the effect that as the Russian censor had blacked
+so many other people, he might now sit in the black for a while himself.
+Perhaps the censor thought that remarks of that sort came with peculiar
+grace from martinet-ruled Berlin. About this time I received a copy of
+the "Century," containing--or rather, not containing--the first
+article in the prohibited series by Mr. Kennan. I made no remonstrance,
+but mentioned the fact, as an item of interest, to the sender, who
+forthwith dispatched the article in an envelope. The envelope being
+small, the plump package had the appearance of containing a couple of
+pairs of gloves, or other dutiable merchandise. Probably that was the
+reason why the authorities cut open one end. Finding that it was merely
+innocent printed matter, they gave it to me on the very day of its
+arrival in St. Petersburg, and thirteen days from the date of posting in
+New York. I know that it was my duty to get excited over this incident,
+as did a foreign (that is, a non-Russian) acquaintance of mine, when he
+received an envelope of similar plump aspect containing a bulky
+Christmas card, which was delivered decorated with five very frank and
+huge official seals, after having been opened for contraband goods. I
+did not feel aggrieved, however, and, being deficient in that Mother Eve
+quality which attributes vast importance to whatever is forbidden, I
+suggested that nothing more which was obnoxious to the Russian
+government should be sent to me.
+
+But when a foreigner offered the magazine to me regularly, unmutilated,
+I did not refuse it. When a Russian volunteered to furnish me with it,
+later on, I read it. When I saw summaries of the prohibited articles in
+the Russian press, I looked them over to see whether they were well
+done. When I saw another copy of the "Century," with other American
+magazines, at the house of a second Russian, I did not shut my eyes to
+the fact, neither did I close my ears when I was told that divers
+instructors of youth in Petersburg, Moscow, and elsewhere were in
+regular receipt of it, on the principle which is said to govern good men
+away from home, viz., that in order to preach effectively against evil
+one must make personal acquaintance with it. I was also told at the
+English Bookstore that they had seven or eight copies of the magazine,
+which had been subscribed for through them, lying at the censor's office
+awaiting proper action on the part of the subscribers. What that action
+was I did not ask at the time, in my embarrassment of riches. It will be
+perceived that when we add the copies received by officials, and those
+given to the members of the Diplomatic Corps who desired it, there was
+no real dearth of the "Century" at any time.
+
+About this time, also, I had occasion to hunt up a package of
+miscellaneous newspapers, which had lingered as such parcels are apt to
+linger in all post-offices. In pursuance of my preconceived notions, I
+jumped to the conclusion that the censor had them, regardless of the
+contingency that they might have been lost out of Russia. I called to
+ask for the papers. The official whom I found explained, with native
+Russian courtesy, that I had come to the wrong place, that office being
+devoted to foreign matter in book form; but that, in all probability,
+the papers had become separated from their wrapper in the newspaper
+department (which was heedless) when they had been opened for
+examination, and hence it had been impossible to deliver them. Still,
+they might have been detained for some good reason, and he would
+endeavor to find some record of them.
+
+While he was gone, my eyes fell upon his account-book, which lay open
+before me. It constituted a sort of literary book-keeping. The entries
+showed what books had been received, what had been forbidden, what was
+to be erased, whose property had been manipulated, and, most interesting
+of all, which forbidden books had been issued by permission, and to
+whom. Among these I read the titles of works by Stepniak, and of various
+works on Nihilism, all of which must certainly have come within the
+category of utterly proscribed literature, and not of that which is
+promptly forwarded to its address after a more or less liberal
+sprinkling of "caviare." As I am not in the habit of reading private
+records on the sly, even when thus tempted, I informed the official on
+his return of my action, and asked a question or two.
+
+"Do you really let people have these forbidden books?" "Certainly," was
+his half-surprised, half-indignant reply. "And what can one have?"
+"Anything," said he, "only we must, of course, have some knowledge of
+the person. What would you like?"
+
+I could only express my regret that I felt no craving for any prohibited
+literature at that moment, but I told him that I would endeavor to
+cultivate a taste in that direction to oblige him; and I suggested that,
+as his knowledge of me was confined to the last ten minutes, I did not
+quite understand how he could pass judgment as to what mental and moral
+food was suited to my constitution, and as to the use I might make of
+it. He laughed amiably, and said: "_Nitchevo_,--that's all right; you
+may have whatever you please." I never had occasion to avail myself of
+the offer, but I know that Russians who are well posted do so, although
+I also know that many Russians are not aware of their privileges in this
+direction. It is customary to require from Russians who receive
+literature of this sort a promise that they will let no other person see
+it,--an engagement which is as religiously observed as might be
+expected, as the authorities are doubtless aware.
+
+I did not pursue my search for the missing papers. I had allowed so much
+time to elapse that I perceived the uselessness of further action; they
+were evidently lost, and it mattered little as to the manner. Shortly
+afterwards I received the first of my only two specimens of censorial
+"caviare." It was on a political cartoon in a New York comic paper. I
+sent it back to America for identification of the picture, and it was
+lost between New York and Boston; which reconciled me to the possible
+carelessness of the Russian post-office in the case of the newspapers
+just cited.
+
+My next experience was with Count Lyeff N. Tolstoy's work entitled
+"Life." This was not allowed to be printed in book form, although nearly
+the whole of it subsequently appeared in installments, as "extracts," in
+a weekly journal. I received the manuscript as a registered mail packet.
+The author was anxious that my translation should be submitted in the
+proof-sheets to a philosophical friend of his in Petersburg, who read
+English, in order that the latter might see if I had caught the sense of
+the somewhat abstract and complicated propositions. It became a problem
+how those proof-sheets were to reach me safely and promptly. The problem
+was solved by having them directed outright to the censor's office,
+whence they were delivered to me; and, as there proved to be nothing to
+alter, they speedily returned to America as a registered parcel. My own
+opinion now is that they would not have reached me a whit less safely or
+promptly had they been addressed straight to me. The bound volumes of my
+translation were so addressed later on, and I do not think that they
+were even opened at the office, the law to the contrary notwithstanding.
+All this time I had been receiving a New York weekly paper with very
+little delay and no mutilation. But at this juncture an amiable friend
+subscribed in my name for the "Century," and I determined to make a
+personal trial of the workings of the censorship in as strong a case as
+I could have found had I deliberately desired to invent a test case. I
+may as well remark here that "the censor" is not the hard-worked,
+omnivorous reader of mountains of print and manuscript which the words
+represent to the mind of the ordinary foreigner. The work of auditing
+literature, so to speak, is subdivided among such a host of men that
+office hours are brief, much of the foreign reading, at least, is done
+at home, and the lucky members of the committee keep themselves
+agreeably posted upon matters in general while enjoying the fruits of
+office.
+
+The censor's waiting-room was well patronized on my arrival. An official
+who was holding a consultation with one of the visitors inquired my
+business. I stated it briefly, and shortly afterwards he retired into an
+adjoining room, which formed the beginning of a vista of apartments and
+officials. While I waited, a couple of men were attended to so near me
+that I heard their business. It consisted in obtaining official
+permission to print the bills and programmes of a musical and variety
+entertainment. To this end they had brought not only the list of
+performers and proposed selections, but also the pictures for
+advertisement, and the music which was to be given. As the rare traveler
+who can read Russian is already aware, the programme of every public
+performance bears the printed authorization of the censor, as a matter
+of course, quite as much as does a book. It is an easy way of
+controlling the character of assemblages, the value of which can hardly
+be disputed even by those prejudiced persons who insist upon seeing in
+this Russian proceeding something more arbitrary than the ordinary city
+license which is required for performances elsewhere, or the Lord
+Chancellor's license which is required in England. In Russia, as
+elsewhere, an ounce of prevention is worth fully a pound of cure. This,
+by the way, is the only form in which a foreigner is likely to come in
+contact with the domestic censure in Russia, unless he should wish to
+insert an advertisement in a newspaper, or issue printed invitations to
+a gathering at his house, or send news telegrams. In these cases he may
+be obliged to submit to delay in the appearance of his advertisement, or
+requested to go to the elegance and expense of engraved invitations, or
+to detain his telegram for a day or two. Such things are not unknown in
+Germany.
+
+Just as these gentlemen had paid their fee, and resigned their documents
+to the official who had charge of their case, another official issued
+from the inner room, approached me, requested me to sign my name in a
+huge ledger, and, that being done, thrust into my hands a bulky
+manuscript and departed. The manuscript had a taking title, but I did
+not pause to examine it. Penetrating the inner sanctum, I brought out
+the official and endeavored to return the packet. He refused to take it,
+--it was legally mine. This contest lasted for several minutes, until I
+saw a literary-looking man enter from the anteroom and look rather
+wildly at us. Evidently this was the owner, and, elevating the
+manuscript, I inquired if it were his. He hastened to my assistance and
+proved his rights. But as erasures do not look well in account-books,
+and as my name already occupied the space allotted to that particular
+parcel, he was not requested to sign for it, and I believe that I am
+still legally qualified to read, perform, or publish--whatever it was
+--that talented production.
+
+A dapper little gentleman, with a dry, authoritative air, then emerged
+and assumed charge of me. I explained my desire to receive, uncensured,
+a journal which was prohibited.
+
+"Certainly," said he, without inquiring how I knew the facts. "Just
+write down your application and sign it."
+
+"I don't know the form," I answered.
+
+He seemed surprised at my ignorance of such an every-day detail, but
+fetched paper and dictated a petition, which I wrote down and signed.
+When we reached the point where the name of the publication was to be
+inserted, he paused to ask: "How many would you like?"
+
+"How many copies of the 'Century'? Only one," said I.
+
+"No, no; how many periodical publications would you like?"
+
+"How many can I have on this petition?" I retorted in Yankee fashion.
+
+"As many as you please. Do you want four--six--eight? Write in the
+names legibly."
+
+I gasped, but told him that I was not grasping; I preferred to devote my
+time to Russian publications while in Russia, and that I would only add
+the name of the weekly which I was already receiving, merely with the
+object of expediting its delivery a little. The document was then
+furnished with the regulation eighty-kopek stamp (worth at that time
+about thirty-seven cents), and the business was concluded. As I was in
+summer quarters out of town, and it was not convenient for me to call in
+person and inquire whether permission had been granted, another stamp
+was added to insure the answer being sent to me. The license arrived in
+a few days, and the magazine began to come promptly, unopened. I was not
+even asked not to show it to other people. I may state here that, while
+I never circulated any of the numerous prohibited books and manuscripts
+which came into my possession during my stay in Russia, I never
+concealed them. I showed the "Century" occasionally to personal friends
+of the class who could have had it themselves had they taken any
+permanent interest in the matter; but it is certain that they kept their
+own counsel and mine in all respects.
+
+Everything proceeded satisfactorily until I went to Moscow to stay for a
+time. It did not occur to me to inform the censor of my move, and the
+result was that the first number of the magazine which I received there
+was as fine a "specimen" as heart could desire. The line on the
+title-page which referred to the obnoxious article had been scratched
+out; the body of the article had been cut out; the small concluding
+portion at the top of a page had been artistically "caviared." Of
+course, the article ending upon the back of the first page extracted had
+been spoiled. On this occasion I was angry, not at the mutilation as
+such, but at the breach of faith. I sat down, while my wrath was still
+hot, and indited a letter to the head censor in Petersburg. I do not
+recollect the exact terms of that letter, but I know I told him that he
+had no right to cut the book after granting me leave to receive it
+intact, without first sending me word that he had changed his mind, and
+giving valid reasons therefor; that the course he had adopted was
+injudicious in the extreme, since it was calculated to arouse curiosity
+instead of allaying it, and that it would be much better policy to
+ignore the matter. I concluded by requesting him to restore the missing
+article, if he had preserved it, and if he had not, to send at once to
+London (that being nearer than New York) and order me a fresh copy of
+the magazine at his expense.
+
+A month elapsed, no answer came; but at the end of the month another
+mutilated "Century" arrived. This time I waited two or three days in the
+hope of inventing an epistle which should be more forcible--if such a
+thing were possible--than my last, and yet calm. The letter was half
+written when an official envelope made its appearance from Petersburg,
+containing cut pages and an apologetic explanation to the effect that
+the Moscow censor, through an oversight, had not been duly instructed in
+his duty toward me. A single glance showed me that the inclosed sheets
+belonged to the number just received, not to the preceding number. I
+drove immediately to the Moscow office and demanded the censor. "You can
+tell me what you want with him," said the ante-room Cerberus. "Send me
+the censor," said I. After further repetition, he retired and sent in a
+man who requested me to state my business. "You are not the censor," I
+said, after a glance at him. "Send him out, or I will go to him." Then
+they decided that I was a connoisseur in censors, and the proper
+official made his appearance, accompanied by an interpreter, on the
+strength of the foreign name upon my card. Convinced that the latter
+would not understand English well, like many Russians who can talk the
+language fluently enough, I declined his services, produced my documents
+from the Petersburg censor, and demanded restitution of the other
+confiscated article. I obtained it, being allowed my pick from a neatly
+labeled package of contraband goods. That scratched, cut, caviared
+magazine is now in my possession, with the restored sheets and the
+censor's apology appended. It is my proof to unbelievers that the
+Russian censor is not so black as he is painted.
+
+As we shook hands with this Moscow official, after a friendly chat, I
+asked him if he would be a little obtuse arithmetically as to the old
+and new style of reckoning, and let me have my January "Century" if it
+arrived before my departure for Petersburg, as my license expired
+January 1. He smilingly agreed to do so. I also called on the Moscow
+book censor, to find some books. The courtesy and readiness to oblige me
+on the part of the officials had been so great, that I felt aggrieved
+upon this occasion when this censor requested me to return on the
+regular business day, and declined to overhaul his whole department for
+me on the spot. I did return on the proper day, and watched operations
+while due search was being made for my missing property. It reached me a
+few days later, unopened, the delay having occurred at my banker's, not
+in the post-office or censor's department.
+
+On my return to Petersburg, my first visit was to the censor's office,
+where I copied my original petition, signed it, and dismissed the matter
+from my mind until my February "Century" reached me with one article
+missing and two articles spoiled. I paid another visit to the office,
+and was informed that my petition for a renewal of permission had not
+been granted.
+
+"Why didn't you send me word earlier?" I asked.
+
+"We were not bound to do so without the extra stamp," replied my dapper
+official.
+
+"But why has my application been refused?"
+
+"Too many people are seeing that journal; some one must be refused."
+
+"Nonsense," said I. "And if it is really so, _I_ am not the proper
+person to be rejected. It will hurt some of these Russian subscribers
+more than it will me, because it is only a question of _when_ I shall
+read it, not of whether I shall read it at all. I wonder that so many
+demoralizing things do not affect the officials. However, that is not
+the point; pray keep for your own use anything which you regard as
+deleterious to me. I am obliged to you for your consideration. But you
+have no right to spoil three or four articles; and by a proper use of
+scissors and caviare that can easily be avoided. In any case, it will be
+much better to give me the book unmutilated."
+
+The official and the occupants of the reception-room seemed to find my
+view very humorous; but he declared that he had no power in the matter.
+
+"Very well," said I, taking a seat. "I will see the censor.
+
+"I am the censor," he replied.
+
+"Oh, no. I happen to be aware that the head censor is expected in a few
+minutes, and I will wait."
+
+My (apparently) intimate knowledge of the ways of censors again won the
+day. The chief actually was expected, and I was granted the first
+audience. I explained matters and repeated my arguments. He sent for the
+assistant.
+
+"Why was not this application granted?" he asked impressively.
+
+"We don't know, your Excellency," was the meek and not very consistent
+reply.
+
+"You may go," said his Excellency. Then he turned graciously to me. "You
+will receive it."
+
+"Uncut?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"But will they let me have it?"
+
+"Will--they--let--you--have--it--when--I--say--so?" he
+retorted with tremendous dignity.
+
+Then I knew that I should have no further trouble, and I was right. I
+received no written permission, but the magazine was never interfered
+with again. Thus it will be seen that one practically registers
+periodicals wholesale, at a wonderfully favorable discount.
+
+During the whole of my stay in Russia I received many books unread,
+apparently even unopened to see whether they belonged on the free list.
+In one case, at least, volumes which were posted before the official
+date of publication reached me by the next city delivery after the
+letter announcing their dispatch. Books which were addressed to me at
+the Legation, to assure delivery when my exact address was unknown or
+when my movements were uncertain, were, in every case but one, sent to
+me direct from the post-office. I have no reason to suppose that I was
+unusually favored in any way. I used no "influence," I mentioned no
+influential names, though I had the right to do so.
+
+An incident which procured for me the pleasure of an interview with the
+chief censor for newspapers and so forth will illustrate some of the
+erroneous ideas entertained by strangers. I desired to send to some
+friends in Russia a year's subscription each of a certain American
+magazine, which sometimes justly receives a sprinkling of caviare for
+its folly, but which is not on the black list, and is fairly well known
+in Petersburg. After some delay I heard from home that the publishers
+had consulted the United States postal officials, and had been informed
+that "_no_ periodical literature could be sent to Russia, this being
+strictly prohibited." I took the letter to the newspaper censor, who
+found it amusingly and amazingly stupid. He explained that the only
+thing which is absolutely prohibited is Russian text printed outside of
+Russia, which would never be delivered. He did not explain the reason,
+but I knew that he referred to the socialistic, nihilistic, and other
+proscribed works which are published in Geneva or Leipzig. Daily foreign
+newspapers can be received regularly only by persons who are duly
+authorized. Permission cannot be granted to receive occasional packages
+of miscellaneous contents, the reason for this regulation being very
+clear. And _all_ books must be examined if new, or treated according to
+the place assigned them on the lists if they have already had a verdict
+pronounced upon them. I may add, in this connection, that I had the
+magazines I wished subscribed for under another name, to avoid the
+indelicacy of contradicting my fellow-countrymen. They were then
+forwarded direct to the Russian addresses, where they were duly and
+regularly received. Whether they were mutilated, I do not know. They
+certainly need not have been, had the recipients taken the trouble to
+obtain permission as I did, if they were aware of the possibility. It is
+probable that I could have obtained permission for them, had I not been
+pressed for time.
+
+I once asked a member of the censorship committee on foreign books on
+what principle of selection he proceeded. He said that disrespect to the
+Emperor and the Greek Church was officially prohibited; that he admitted
+everything which did not err too grossly in that direction, and, in
+fact, _everything_ except French novels of the modern realistic school.
+He drew the line at these, as pernicious to both men and women. He asked
+me if I had read a certain new book which was on the proscribed list. I
+said that I had, and in the course of the discussion which ensued, I
+rose to fetch the volume in question from the table behind him to verify
+a passage. (This occurred during a friendly call.) I recollected,
+however, that that copy had not entered the country by post, and that,
+consequently, the name of the owner therein inscribed would not be found
+on the list of authorized readers any more than my own. I am sure,
+however, that nothing would have happened if he had seen it, and he must
+have understood my movement. My business dealings were wholly with
+strangers.
+
+It seems to be necessary, although it ought not to be so, to remind
+American readers that Russia is not the only land where the censorship
+exists, to a greater or less extent. Even in the United States, which is
+popularly regarded as the land of unlicensed license in a literary
+sense,--even in the Boston Public Library, which is admitted to be a
+model of good sense and wide liberality,--all books are not bought or
+issued indiscriminately to all readers, irrespective of age and so
+forth. The necessity for making special application may, in some cases,
+whet curiosity, but it also, undoubtedly, acts as a check upon unhealthy
+tastes, even when the book may be publicly purchased. I have heard
+Russians who did not wholly agree with their own censorship assert,
+nevertheless, that a strict censure was better than the total absence of
+it, apparently, in America, the utterances of whose press are regarded
+by foreigners in general as decidedly startling.*
+
+* From _The Nation_
+
+
+
+
+IV.
+
+BARGAINING IN RUSSIA.
+
+
+In Russia one is expected to bargain and haggle over the price of
+everything, beginning with hotel accommodations, no matter how
+obtrusively large may be the type of the sign "_Prix Fixe_" or how
+strenuous may be the assertions that the bottom price is that first
+named. If one's nerves be too weak to play at this game of continental
+poker, he will probably share our fate, of which we were politely
+apprised by a word at our departure from a hotel where we had lived for
+three months--after due bargaining--at their price. "If you come
+back, you may have the corresponding apartments on the floor below [the
+_bel etage_] for the same price." In view of the fact that there was no
+elevator, it will be perceived that we had been paying from one third to
+one half too much, which was reassuring as to the prospect for the
+future, when we should decide to return!
+
+If there be a detestable relic of barbarism, it is this custom of
+bargaining over every breath one draws in life. It creates a sort of
+incessant internal seething, which is very wearing to the temper and
+destructive of pleasure in traveling. One feels that he must chaffer
+desperately in the dark, or pay the sum demanded and be regarded as a
+goose fit for further plucking. So he forces himself to chaffer, tries
+to conceal his abhorrence of the practice and his inexperience, and
+ends, generally, by being cheated and considered a grass-green idiot
+into the bargain, which is not soothing to the spirit of the average
+man. When I mention it in this connection I do not mean to be understood
+as confining my remarks exclusively to Russia; the opportunities for
+being shorn to the quick are unsurpassed all over the continent, and
+"one price" America's house is too vitreous to permit of her throwing
+many stones at foreign lands. Only, in America, the custom is now
+happily so obsolete in the ordinary transactions of daily life that one
+is astonished when he hears, occasionally, a woman from the country ask
+a clerk in a city shop, "Is that the least you'll take? I'll give you so
+much for these goods." In Russia, the surprise would be on the other
+side.
+
+The next time I had occasion to hire quarters in a hotel for a sojourn
+of any length I resorted to stratagem, by way of giving myself an object
+lesson. I looked at the rooms, haggled them down, on principle, to what
+seemed to me really the very lowest notch of price; I was utterly worn
+out before this was accomplished. I even flattered myself that I had
+done nearly as well as a native could have done, and was satisfied. But
+I sternly carried out my experiment. I did not close the bargain. I
+asked Princess----to try her experienced hand. Result, she secured the
+best accommodations in the house for less than half the rate at which I
+had been so proud of obtaining inferior quarters! When we moved in, the
+landlord was surprised, but he grasped the point of the transaction, and
+seemed to regard it as a pleasant jest against him, and to respect us
+the more for having outwitted him. The Princess apologized for having
+made such bad terms for us, and meant it! I suspect that that was a very
+fair sample of the comparative terms obtained by natives and outsiders
+in all bargains.
+
+It is one of those things at which one smiles or fumes, according to the
+force of the instinct for justice with which he has been blessed--or
+cursed--by nature. Nothing, unless it be a healthy, athletic
+conscience, is so wofully destructive of all happiness and comfort in
+this life as a keen sense of justice!
+
+There are, it is true, persons in Russia who scorn to bargain as much as
+did the girl of the merchant class in one of Ostrovsky's famous
+comedies, who was so generous as to blush with shame for the people whom
+she heard trying to beat down exorbitant prices in the shops, or whom
+she saw taking their change. The merchant's motto is, "A thing is worth
+all that can be got for it." Consequently, it never occurs to him that
+even competition is a reason for being rational. One striking case of
+this in my own experience was provided by a hardware merchant, in whose
+shop I sought a spirit lamp. The lamps he showed me were not of the sort
+I wished, and the price struck me as exorbitant, although I was not
+informed as to that particular subject. I offered these suggestions to
+the fat merchant in a mild manner, and added that I would look elsewhere
+before deciding upon his wares.
+
+"You will find none elsewhere," roared the merchant--previously soft
+spoken as the proverbial sucking dove--through his bushy beard, in a
+voice which would have done credit to the proto-deacon of a cathedral.
+"And not one kopek will I abate of my just price, _yay Bogu!_ [God is my
+witness!] They cost me that sum; I am actually making you a present of
+them out of my profound respect for you, _sudarynya!_ [He had called me
+Madame before that, but now he lowered my social rank to that of a
+merchant's wife, out of revenge.] And you will be pleased not to come
+back if you don't find a lamp to suit your peculiar taste, for I will
+not sell to you. I won't have people coming here and looking at things
+and then not buying!"
+
+It was obviously my turn to retort, but I let the merchant have the last
+word--temporarily. In ten minutes another shopkeeper offered me lamps
+of identical quality and pattern at one half his price, and I purchased
+one, such as I wished, of a different design for a small sum extra. I
+may have been cheated, but, under the circumstances, I was satisfied.
+
+Will it be believed? Bushybeard was lying in wait for me at the door,
+ready to receive me, wreathed in smiles which I can describe only by the
+detestable adjective "affable," as I took pains to pass his
+establishment on my way back. Then the spirit of mischief entered into
+me. I reciprocated his smiles and said: "Ivan Baburin, at shop No. 8,
+round the corner, has dozens of lamps such as you deal in, for half the
+price of yours. You might be able to get them even cheaper, if you know
+how to haggle well. But I'm afraid you don't, for you seem to have been
+horribly cheated in your last trade, when you bought your present stock
+at the price you mentioned. How could any one have the conscience to rob
+an honest, innocent man like you so dreadfully?"
+
+He looked dazed, and the last time I cast a furtive glance behind me he
+had not recovered sufficiently to dash after me and overwhelm me with
+protestations of his uprightness, _yay Bogu!_ and other lingual
+cascades.
+
+From the zest with which I have beheld a shopman and a customer waste
+half an hour chaffering an article up and down five kopeks (two and a
+half cents or less), I am convinced that they enjoy the excitement of
+it, and that time is cheap enough with them to allow them to indulge in
+this exhilarating practice.
+
+What is the remedy for this state of things? How are foreigners, who
+pride themselves on never giving more than the value of an article, to
+protect themselves? There is no remedy, I should say. One must haggle,
+haggle, haggle, and submit. Guides are useless and worse, as they
+probably share in the shopkeeper's profit, and so raise prices.
+Recommendations of shops from guides or hotels are to be disregarded.
+Not that they are worthless,--quite the reverse; only their value does
+not accrue to the stranger, but to the other parties. It may well be, as
+veteran travelers affirm, that one is compelled to contribute to this
+mutual benefit association in any case; but there is a sort of
+satisfaction after all in imagining that one is a free and independent
+being, and going to destruction in his own way, unguided, while he gets
+a little amusement out of his own shearing.
+
+Any one who really likes bargaining will get his fill in Russia, every
+time he sets foot out of doors, if he wishes merely to take a ride.
+There are days, it is true, when all the cabmen in town seem to have
+entered into a league and agreed to demand a ruble for a drive of half a
+dozen blocks; and again, though rarely, they will offer to carry one
+miles for one fifth of that sum, which is equally unreasonable in the
+other direction. In either case one has his bargaining sport, at one end
+of the journey or the other. I find among my notes an illustration of
+this operation, which, however, falls far short of a conversation which
+I once overheard between a lower-class official and an _izvostchik_, who
+could not come to terms. It ended in the uniformed official exclaiming:
+"You ask too much. I'll use my own horses," raising a large foot, and
+waving it gently at the cabmen.
+
+"Home-made!" (literally, "self-grown") retorted one _izvostchik_. The
+rival bidders for custom shrieked with laughter at his wit, the official
+fled, and I tried in vain--wonderful to relate--to get the attention
+of the group and offer them a fresh opportunity for discussion by trying
+to hire one of them.
+
+My note-book furnishes the following: "If anybody wants a merry
+_izvostchik_, with a stylish flourishing red beard, I can supply him. I
+do not own the man at present, but he has announced his firm intention
+of accompanying me to America. I asked him how he would get along
+without knowing the language?
+
+"'I'd serve you forever!' said he.
+
+ "'How could I send you on an errand?' said I.
+
+"'I'd serve you forever!' said he.
+
+"That was the answer to every objection on my part. He and a
+black-haired _izvostchik_ have a fight for my custom nearly every time I
+go out. Fighting for custom--in words--is the regular thing, but the
+way these men do it convulses with laughter everybody within hearing,
+which is at least half a block. It is the fashion here to take an
+interest in chafferings with cabmen and in other street scenes.
+
+"'She's to ride with me!' shouts one. '_Barynya_, I drove you to Vasily
+Island one day, you remember!' 'She's going with me; you get out!' yells
+the other. 'She drove on the Nevsky with me long before she ever saw
+you; didn't you, _barynya_? and the Liteinaya,' and so on till he has
+enumerated more streets than I have ever heard of. 'And we're old, old
+friends, aren't we, barynya? And look at my be-e-autiful horse!'
+
+"'Your horse looks like a soiled and faded glove,' I retort, 'and I
+won't have you fight over me. Settle it between yourselves,' and I walk
+off or take another man, neither proceeding being favorably regarded. If
+any one will rid me of Redbeard I will sell him for his passage-money to
+America. I am also open to offers for Blackbeard, as he has announced
+his intention of lying in wait for me at the door every day, as a cat
+sits before a mouse's hole." Vanka (the generic name for all
+_izvostchiki_) gets about four dollars or four dollars and a half a
+month from his employer, when he does not own his equipage. In return he
+is obliged to hand in about a dollar and a quarter a day on ordinary
+occasions, a dollar and a half on the days preceding great festivals,
+and two dollars and a half on festival days. If he does not contrive to
+extract the necessary amount from his fares, his employer extracts it
+from his wages, in the shape of a fine. The men told me this. As there
+are no fixed rates in the great cities, a bargain must be struck every
+time, which begins by the man demanding twice or thrice the proper
+price, and ends in your paying it if you are not familiar with accepted
+standards and distances, and in selling yourself at open-air auction to
+the lowest bidder, acting as your own auctioneer, in case you are
+conversant with matters in general.
+
+Foreigners can also study the bargaining process at its best--or worst
+--in the purchase of furs. The Neva freezes over, as a rule, about the
+middle of November, and snow comes to stay, after occasional light
+flurries in September and October, a little later. Sometimes, however,
+the river closes as early as the end of September, or as late as within
+a few days of Christmas. Or the rain, which begins in October, continues
+at intervals into the month of January. The price of food goes up,
+frozen provisions for the poorer classes spoil, and more suffering and
+illness ensue than when the normal Arctic winter prevails. In spite of
+the cold, one is far more comfortable than in warmer climes. The "stone"
+houses are built with double walls, three or four feet apart, of brick
+or rubble covered with mastic. The space between the walls is filled in,
+and, in the newer buildings, apertures with ventilators near the
+ceilings take the place of movable panes in the double windows. The
+space between the windows is filled with a deep layer of sand, in which
+are set small tubes of salt to keep the glass clear, and a layer of
+snowy cotton wadding on top makes a warm and appropriate finish. The
+lower classes like to decorate their wadding with dried grasses, colored
+paper, and brilliant odds and ends, in a sort of toy-garden arrangement.
+The cracks of the windows are filled with putty or some other solid
+composition, over which are pasted broad strips of coarse white linen.
+The India rubber and other plants which seem so inappropriately placed,
+in view of the brief and scant winter light, in reality serve two
+purposes--that of decoration and that of keeping people at a
+respectful distance from the windows, because the cold and wind pass
+through the glass in dangerous volume.
+
+Carpets are rare. Inlaid wooden floors, with or without rugs, are the
+rule. Birch wood is, practically, the exclusive material for heating.
+Coal from South Russia is too expensive in St. Petersburg; and imported
+coal is of the lignite order, and far from satisfactory even for use in
+the open grates, which are often used for beauty and to supplement the
+stoves.
+
+In the olden times, the beautifully colored and ornamented tile stoves
+were built with a "stove bench," also of tiles, near the floor, on which
+people could sleep. Nowadays, only peasants sleep on the stove, and they
+literally sleep on top of the huge, mud-plastered stone oven, close to
+the ceiling. In dwellings other than peasant huts, what is known as the
+"German stove" is in use. Each stove is built through the wall to heat
+two rooms, or a room and corridor. The yard porter brings up ten or
+twelve birch logs, of moderate girth, peels off a little bark to use as
+kindling, and in ten minutes there is a roaring fire. The door is left
+open, and the two draught covers from the flues--which resemble the
+covers of a range in shape and size--are taken out until the wood is
+reduced to glowing coals, which no longer emit blue flames. Then the
+door is closed, the flue plates are replaced, and the stove radiates
+heat for twenty-four hours, forty-eight hours, or longer, according to
+the weather and the taste of the persons concerned,--Russian rooms not
+being kept nearly so hot as American rooms.
+
+In this soft, delightful, and healthy heat, heavy underclothing is a
+misery. Very few Russians wear anything but linen, and foreigners who
+have been used to wear flannels generally are forced to abandon them in
+Russia. Hence the necessity for wrapping up warmly when one goes out.
+
+Whatever the caprices of the weather, during the winter, according to
+the almanac, furs are required, especially by foreigners, from the
+middle of October or earlier until May. People who come from Southern
+climes, with the memory of the warm sun still lingering in their veins,
+endure their first Russian winter better than the winters which follow,
+provided their rashness, especially during the treacherous spring or
+autumn, does not kill them off promptly. Therefore, the wise foreigner
+who arrives in autumn sallies forth at once in quest of furs. He will
+get plenty of bargaining and experience thrown in.
+
+First of all, he finds that he must reconstruct his ideas about furs. If
+he be an American, his first discovery is that his favorite sealskin is
+out of the race entirely. No Russian would pay the price which is given
+for sealskin in return for such a "cold fur," nor would he wear it on
+the outside for display, while it would be too tender to use as a
+lining. Sealskin is good only for a short jacket between seasons for
+walking, and if one sets out on foot in that garb she must return on
+foot; she would be running a serious risk if she took a carriage or
+sledge. All furs are used for linings; in short, by thus reversing
+nature's arrangement, one obtains the natural effect, and wears the fur
+next his skin, as the original owner of the pelt did. Squirrel is a
+"cold," cheap fur, used by laundresses and the like, while mink, also
+reckoned as a "cold" fur, though more expensive, is used by men only, as
+is the pretty mottled skin obtained by piecing together sable paws. The
+cheapest of the "downy" furs, which are the proper sort for the climate,
+is the brown goat, that constantly reminds its owner of the economy
+practiced, by its weight and characteristic strong smell, though it has
+the merit of being very warm. Next come the various grades of red fox
+fur,--those abundantly furnished with hair,--where the red is pale
+and small in area, and the gray patches are large and dark, being the
+best. The _kuni_, which was the unit of currency in olden days, and was
+used by royalty, is the next in value, and is costly if dark, and with a
+tough, light-weight skin, which is an essential item of consideration
+for the necessary large cloaks. Sables, rich and dark, are worn, like
+the _kuni_, by any one who can afford them,--court dames, cavaliers,
+archbishops, and merchants, or their wives and daughters,--while the
+climax of beauty and luxury is attained in the black fox fur, soft and
+delicate as feathers, warm as a July day. The silky, curly white Tibetan
+goat, and the thick, straight white fur of the _psetz_, make beautiful
+evening wraps for women, under velvets of delicate hues, and are used by
+day also, though they are attended by the inconvenience of requiring
+frequent cleaning. Cloth or velvet is the proper covering for all furs,
+and the colors worn for driving are often gay or light. A layer of
+wadding between the fur and the covering adds warmth, and makes the
+circular mantle called a _rotonda_ set properly. These sleeveless
+circular cloaks are not fit for anything but driving, however, although
+they are lapped across the breast and held firmly in place by the
+crossed arms,--a weary task, since they fall open at every breeze
+when the wearer is on foot,--but they possess the advantage over a
+cloak with sleeves that they can be held high around the ears and head
+at will. The most inveterate "shopper" would be satisfied with the
+amount of running about and bargaining which can be got out of buying a
+fur cloak and a cap!
+
+The national cap has a soft velvet crown, surrounded by a broad band of
+sable or otter, is always in fashion, and lasts forever. People who like
+variety buy each year a new cap, made of black Persian lambskin, which
+resembles in shape that worn by the Kazaks, though the shape is modified
+every year by the thrifty shopkeepers.
+
+The possibilities for self delusion, and delusion from the other
+quarter, as to price and quality of these fur articles, is simply
+enormous. I remember the amusing tags fastened to every cloak in the
+shop of a certain fashionable furrier in Moscow, where "asking price"
+and "selling price" were plainly indicated. By dint of inquiry I found
+that "paying price" was considerably below "selling price." Moscow is
+the place, by the way, to see the coats intended for "really cold
+weather" journeys, made of bear skin and of reindeer skin, impervious to
+cold, lined with downy Siberian rat or other skins, which one does not
+see in Petersburg shops.
+
+The furs and the Russians' sensible manner of dressing in general, which
+I have described, have much to do with their comfort and freedom from
+colds. No Russian enters a room, theatre, or public hall at any season
+of the year with his cloak and overshoes, and no well-trained servant
+would allow an ignorant foreigner to trifle with his health by so doing.
+Even the foreign churches are provided with cloak-rooms and attendants.
+And the Russian churches? On grand occasions, when space is railed off
+for officials or favored guests, cloak-racks and attendants are provided
+near the door for the privileged ones, who must display their uniforms
+and gowns as a matter of state etiquette. The women find the light shawl
+--which they wear under their fur to preserve the gown from hairs, to
+shield the chest, and for precisely such emergencies--sufficient
+protection. On ordinary occasions, people who do not keep a lackey to
+hold their cloaks just inside the entrance have an opportunity to
+practice Russian endurance, and unless the crowd is very dense, the
+large and lofty space renders it quite possible, though the churches are
+heated, to retain the fur cloak; but it is not healthy, and not always
+comfortable. It would not be possible to provide cloak-rooms and
+attendants for the thousands upon thousands who attend church service on
+Sundays and holidays. With the foreign churches, whose attendance is
+limited comparatively, it is a different matter.
+
+One difficulty about foreigners visiting Russia in winter is, that those
+who come for a short visit are rarely willing to go to the expense of
+the requisite furs. In general, they are so reckless of their health as
+to inspire horror in any one who is acquainted with the treacherous
+climate. I remember a couple of Americans, who resisted all
+remonstrances because they were on their way to a warmer clime, and went
+about when the thermometer was twenty-five to thirty degrees below zero
+Reaumur, in light, unwadded mantles, reaching only to the waist line,
+and with loose sleeves. A Russian remarked of them: "They might have
+shown some respect for the climate, and have put on flannel compresses,
+or a mustard plaster at least!" Naturally, an illness was the result. If
+such people would try to bargain for the very handsome and stylish
+coffins which they would consider in keeping with their dignity, they
+would come to the conclusion that furs would prove cheaper and less
+troublesome. But furs or coffins, necessaries or luxuries, everything
+must be bargained for in Holy Russia, and with the American affection
+for the national game of poker, that should not constitute an objection
+to the country. Only non-card-players will mind such a trifle as bluff.*
+
+* Reprinted, in part, from _Lippincott's Magazine_.
+
+
+
+
+V.
+
+EXPERIENCES.
+
+
+So much has been said about the habits of the late Emperor Alexander
+III. in his capital, that a brief statement of them will not be out of
+place, especially as I had one or two experiences, in addition to the
+ordinary opportunities afforded by a long visit and knowledge of the
+language and manners of the people.
+
+When the Emperor was in St. Petersburg, he drove about freely every day
+like a private person. He was never escorted or attended by guards. In
+place of a lackey a Kazak orderly sat beside the coachman. The orderlies
+of no other military men wore the Kazak uniform. Any one acquainted with
+this fact, or with the Emperor's face, could recognize him as he passed.
+There was no other sign; even the soldiers, policemen, and gendarmes
+gave him the same salute which they gave to every general. At Peterhoff,
+in summer, he often drove, equally unescorted, to listen to the music in
+the palace park, which was open to all the public.
+
+On occasions of state or ceremony, such as a royal wedding or the
+arrival of the Shah of Persia, troops lined the route of the procession,
+as part of the show, and to keep the quiet but vigorously surging masses
+of spectators in order; just as the police keep order on St. Patrick's
+Day in New York, or as the militia kept order and made part of the show
+during the land naval parade at the Columbian festivities in New York.
+On such occasions the practice as to allowing spectators on balconies,
+windows, and roofs varied. For example, during the Emperor's recent
+funeral procession in Moscow, roofs, balconies, open windows, and every
+point of vantage were occupied by spectators. In St. Petersburg, the
+public was forbidden to occupy roofs, balconies, lamp-posts, or
+railings, and it was ordered that all windows should be shut, though, as
+usual, no restriction was placed on benches, stools, and other aids to a
+view. A few days later, when the Emperor Nicholas II. drove from his
+wedding in the Winter Palace to the Anitchkoff Palace, roofs, balconies,
+and open windows were crowded with spectators. I saw the Emperor
+Alexander III. from an open balcony, and behind closed windows.
+
+On the regular festivals and festivities, such as St. George's Day, New
+Year's Day, the Epiphany (the "Jordan," or Blessing of the Neva), the
+state balls, Easter, and so forth, every one knew where to look for the
+Emperor, and at what hour. The official notifications in the morning
+papers, informing members of the Court at what hour and place to present
+themselves, furnished a good guide to the Emperor's movements for any
+one who did not already know. On such days the approaches to the Winter
+Palace were kept open for the guests as they arrived; the crowd was
+always enormous, especially at the "Jordan." But as soon as royalties
+and guests had arrived, and, on the "Jordan" day, as soon as the Neva
+had been blessed, ordinary traffic was resumed on sidewalks of the
+Winter Palace (those of the Anitchkoff Palace, where the Emperor lived,
+were never cut off from public use), on streets, and Palace Square.
+Royalties and guests departed quietly at their pleasure.
+
+I was driving down the Nevsky Prospekt on the afternoon of New Year's
+Day, 1889, when, just at the gate of the Anitchkoff Palace, a policeman
+raised his hand, and my sledge and the whole line behind me halted. I
+looked round to see the reason, and beheld the Emperor and Empress
+sitting beside me in the semi-state cream-colored carriage, painted with
+a big coat of arms, its black hood studded with golden doubleheaded
+eagles, which the present Emperor used on his wedding day. A coachman,
+postilion, and footman constituted the sole "guard," while the late
+prefect, General Gresser, in an open calash a quarter of a mile behind,
+constituted the "armed escort." They were on the roadway next to the
+horse-car track, which is reserved for private equipages, and had to
+cross the lines of public sledges next to the sidewalk. On other
+occasions, such as launches of ironclad war vessels, the expected
+presence of the Emperor and Empress was announced in the newspapers. It
+was easy enough to calculate the route and the hour, if one wished to
+see them. I frequently made such calculations, in town and country, and,
+stranger though I was, I never made a mistake. When cabinet ministers or
+high functionaries of the Court died, the Emperor and Empress attended
+one of the services before the funeral, and the funeral. Thousands of
+people calculated the hour, and the best spot to see them with absolute
+accuracy. At one such funeral, just after rumors of a fresh "plot" had
+been rife, I saw the great crowd surge up with a cheer towards the
+Emperor's carriage, though the Russians are very quiet in public. The
+police who were guarding the route of the procession stood still and
+smiled approvingly.
+
+But sometimes the streets through which the Emperor Alexander III. was
+to pass were temporarily forbidden to the public; such as the annual
+mass and parade of the regiments of the Guards in their great
+riding-schools, and a few more. I know just how that device worked,
+because I put it to the proof twice, with amusing results.
+
+The first time it was in this wise: There exists in St. Petersburg a
+Ladies' Artistic Circle, which meets once a week all winter, to draw
+from models. Social standing as well as artistic talent is requisite in
+members of this society, to which two or three Grand Duchesses have
+belonged, or do belong. The product of their weekly work, added to gifts
+from each member, is exhibited, sold, and raffled for each spring, the
+proceeds being devoted to helping needy artists by purchasing for them
+canvas, paints, and so forth, to clothing and educating their children,
+or aiding them in a dozen different ways, such as paying house-rent,
+doctor's bills, pensions, and so forth, to the amount of a great many
+thousand dollars every year. When I was in Petersburg, the exhibitions
+took place in the ballroom and drawing-room of one grand ducal palace,
+while the home and weekly meetings were in the palace of the Grand
+Duchess Ekaterina Mikhailovna, now dead. An amiable poet, Yakoff
+Petrovitch, invited me to attend one of these meetings,--a number of
+men being honorary members, though the women manage everything
+themselves,--but illness prevented my accompanying him on the evening
+appointed for our visit. He told me, therefore, to keep my invitation
+card. Three months elapsed before circumstances permitted me to use it.
+
+One evening, on my way from an informal call of farewell on a friend who
+was about to set out for the Crimea, I ordered my _izvostchik_ to drive
+me to the Michael Palace. We were still at some distance from the palace
+when a policeman spoke to the _izvostchik_, who drove on instead of
+turning that corner, as he had been on the point of doing.
+
+"Why don't you go on up that street?" I asked.
+
+"Impossible! Probably the _Hosudar_ [Emperor] is coming," answered
+cabby.
+
+"Whither is he going?"
+
+"We don't know," replied cabby, in true Russian style.
+
+"But I mean to go to that palace, all the same," said I.
+
+"Of course," said cabby tranquilly, turning up the next parallel street,
+which brought us out on the square close to the palace.
+
+As we drove into the courtyard I was surprised to see that it was filled
+with carriages, that the plumed chasseurs of ambassadors and footmen in
+court liveries were flitting to and fro, and that the great flight of
+steps leading to the grand entrance was dotted thickly with officers and
+gendarmes, exactly as though an imperial birthday _Te Deum_ at St.
+Isaac's Cathedral were in progress, and twenty or twenty-five thousand
+people must be kept in order.
+
+"Well!" I said to myself, "this appears to be a very elegant sort of
+sketch-club, with evening dress and all the society appurtenances. What
+did Yakoff Petrovitch mean by telling me that a plain street gown was
+the proper thing to wear? This enforced 'simplification' is rather
+trying to the feminine nerves; but I will not beat a retreat!"
+
+I paid and dismissed my _izvostchik_,--a poor, shabby fellow, such as
+Fate invariably allotted to me,--walked in, gave my furs and galoshes
+to the handsome, big head Swiss in imperial scarlet and gold livery, and
+started past the throng of servants, to the grand staircase, which
+ascended invitingly at the other side of the vast hall. Unfortunately,
+that instinct with whose possession women are sometimes reproached
+prompted me to turn back, just as I had reached the first step, and
+question the Swiss.
+
+"In what room shall I find the Ladies' Artistic Circle?"
+
+"It does not meet to-night, madame," he answered. "Her Imperial Highness
+has guests."
+
+"But I thought the Circle met every Wednesday night from November to
+May."
+
+"It does, usually, madame; to-night is an exception. You will find the
+ladies here next week."
+
+"Then please to give me my _shuba_ and galoshes, and call a sledge."
+
+The Swiss gave the order for a sledge to one of the palace servants
+standing by, and put on my galoshes and cloak. But the big square was
+deserted, the ubiquitous _izvostchik_ was absent, for once, it appeared,
+and after waiting a few minutes at the grand entrance, I repeated my
+request to an officer of gendarmes. He touched his cap, said:
+"_Slushaiu's_" (I obey, madame), and set in action a series of shouts of
+"_Izvostchik! izvo-o-o-o-stchik!_" It ended in the dispatch of a
+messenger to a neighboring street, and--at last--the appearance of a
+sledge, visibly shabby of course, even in the dark,--my luck had not
+deserted me.
+
+I could have walked home, as it was very close at hand, in much less
+time than it took to get the sledge, be placed therein, and buttoned
+fast under the robe by the gendarme officer: but my heart had quailed a
+little, I confess, when it looked for a while as if I should be
+compelled to do it and pass that array of carriages and lackeys afoot. I
+was glad enough to be able to spend double fare on the man (because I
+had not bargained in advance), in the support of my little dignity and
+false pride.
+
+As I drove out of one gate, a kind of quiet tumult arose at the other.
+On comparing notes, two days later, as to the hour, with a friend who
+had been at the palace that night (by invitation, not in my way), I
+found that the Emperor and Empress had driven up to attend these Lenten
+_Tableaux Vivants_, in which several members of the imperial family
+figured, just as I had got out of the way.
+
+This was one of the very few occasions when I found any street reserved
+temporarily for the Emperor, who usually drives like a private citizen.
+I have never been able to understand, however, what good such
+reservation does, if undertaken as a protective measure (as hasty
+travelers are fond of asserting), when a person can head off the
+Emperor, reach the goal by a parallel street, and then walk into a
+small, select imperial party unknown, uninvited, unhindered, as I
+evidently could have done and almost did, woolen gown, bonnet, and all,
+barred solely by my own question to the Swiss at the last moment.
+
+That the full significance of my semi-adventure may be comprehended,
+with all its irregularity, let me explain that my manner of arrival was
+as unsuitable--as suspicious, if you like--as it well could be. I
+had no business to drive up to a palace, in a common sledge hired on the
+street, on such an occasion. I had no business to be riding alone in an
+open sledge at night. Officers from the regiments of the Guards may,
+from economy, use such public open sledges (there are no covered sledges
+in town) to attend a reception at the Winter Palace, or a funeral mass
+at a church where the Emperor and Empress are present. I have seen that
+done. But they are careful to alight at a distance and approach the
+august edifice on their own noble, uniformed legs. But a woman--
+without a uniform to consecrate her daring--!
+
+However, closed carriages do not stand at random on the street in St.
+Petersburg, any more than they do elsewhere, and cannot often be had
+either quickly or easily, besides being expensive.
+
+Nevertheless, neither then nor at any other time did I ever encounter
+the slightest disrespect from police, gendarmes, servants (those severe
+and often impertinent judges of one's attire and equipage), nor from
+their masters,--not even on this critical occasion when I so patently,
+flagrantly transgressed all the proprieties, yet was not interfered with
+by word or glance, but was permitted to discover my error for myself, or
+plunge headlong, unwarned, into the Duchess's party, regardless of my
+unsuitable costume.
+
+On the following Wednesday, I drove to the palace again in the same
+style of equipage, and the same gown, which proved to be perfectly
+proper, as Mr. Y. P. had told me, and was greeted with a courteous and
+amiable smile by the head Swiss, who had the air of taking me under his
+special protection, as he conducted me in person, not by deputy, to the
+quarters of the Circle.
+
+I had another illustrative experience with closed streets. In February
+come the two grand reviews of the Guards, stationed in Petersburg,
+Peterhoff, and Tzarskoe Selo, on the Palace Place. They are fine
+spectacles, but only for those who have access to a window overlooking
+the scene, as all the streets leading to the Place are blockaded by the
+gendarmerie, to obviate the disturbance of traffic. On one of these
+occasions, I inadvertently selected the route which the Emperor was to
+use. I was stopped by mounted gendarmes. I told them that it was too far
+to walk, with my heavy furs and shoes, and they allowed me to proceed. A
+block further on, officers of higher grade in the gendarmerie rode up to
+me and again declared that it was impossible for me to go on; but they
+yielded, as did still higher officers, at two or three advanced posts. I
+believe that it was not intended that I should walk along that street
+either; I certainly had it all to myself. I know now how royalty feels
+when carefully coddled, and prefer to have my fellow-creatures about me.
+I alighted, at last, with the polite assistance of a gendarme officer,
+at the very spot where the Emperor afterward alighted from his sledge
+and mounted his horse. At that time I was living in an extremely
+fashionable quarter of the city, where every one was supposed to keep
+his own carriage. The result was that the _izvostchiki_ never expected
+custom from any one except the servants of the wealthy, and none but the
+shabbiest sledges in town ever waited there for engagements.
+Accordingly, my turnout was very shabby, and the gendarmes could not
+have been impressed with respect by it. On the other hand, had I used
+the best style of public equipage, the likatchi, the kind which consists
+of an elegant little sledge, a fine horse, and a spruce, well-fed,
+well-dressed driver, it is probable that they would not have let me pass
+at all. Ladies are not permitted, by etiquette, to patronize these
+_likatchi_, alone, and no man will take his wife or a woman whom he
+respects to drive in one. Had I foreseen that there would be any
+occasion for inspiring respect by my equipage, I would have gone to the
+trouble and expense of hiring a closed carriage, a thing which I did as
+rarely as possible, because nothing could be seen through the frozen
+window, because they seemed much colder than the open sledges, and had
+no advantage except style, and that of protecting one from the wind,
+which I did not mind.
+
+
+
+
+VI.
+
+A RUSSIAN SUMMER RESORT.
+
+
+The spring was late and cold. I wore my fur-lined cloak (_shuba_) and
+wrapped up my ears, by Russian advice as well as by inclination, until
+late in May. But we were told that the summer heat would catch us
+suddenly, and that St. Petersburg would become malodorous and unhealthy.
+It was necessary, owing to circumstances, to find a healthy residence
+for the summer, which should not be too far removed from the capital.
+With a few exceptions, all the environs of St. Petersburg are damp.
+Unless one goes as far as Gatschina, or into the part of Finland
+adjacent to the city, Tzarskoe Selo presents the only dry locality. In
+the Finnish summer colonies, one must, perforce, keep house, for lack of
+hotels. In Tzarskoe, as in Peterhoff, villa life is the only variety
+recognized by polite society; but there we had--or seemed to have--
+the choice between that and hotels. We decided in favor of Tzarskoe, as
+it is called in familiar conversation. As one approaches the imperial
+village, it rises like a green oasis from the plain. It is hedged in,
+like a true Russian village, but with trees and bushes well trained
+instead of with a wattled fence.
+
+During the reign of Alexander II., this inland village was the favorite
+Court resort; not Peterhoff, on the Gulf of Finland, as at present. It
+is situated sixteen miles from St. Petersburg, on the line of the first
+railway built in Russia, which to this day extends only a couple of
+miles beyond,--for lack of the necessity of farther extension, it is
+just to add. It stands on land which is not perceptibly higher than St.
+Petersburg, and it took a great deal of demonstration before an Empress
+of the last century could be made to believe that it was, in reality, on
+a level with the top of the lofty Admiralty spire, and that she must
+continue her tiresome trips to and fro in her coach, in the
+impossibility of constructing a canal which would enable her to sail in
+comfort. Tzarskoe Selo, "Imperial Village:" well as the name fits the
+place, it is thought to have been corrupted from _saari_, the Finnish
+word for "farm," as a farm occupied the site when Peter the Great
+pitched upon it for one of his numerous summer resorts. He first
+enlarged the farmhouse, then built one of his simple wooden palaces, and
+a greenhouse for Katherine I. Eventually he erected a small part of the
+present Old Palace. It was at the dedication of the church here,
+celebrated in floods of liquor (after a fashion not unfamiliar in the
+annals of New England in earlier days), that Peter I. contracted the
+illness which, aggravated by a similar drinking-bout elsewhere
+immediately afterward, and a cold caused by a wetting while he was
+engaged in rescuing some people from drowning, carried him to his grave
+very promptly. His successors enlarged and beautified the place, which
+first became famous during the reign of Katherine II. At the present
+day, its broad macadamized streets are lighted by electricity; its
+_Gostinny Dvor_ (bazaar) is like that of a provincial city; many of its
+sidewalks, after the same provincial pattern, have made people prefer
+the middle of the street for their promenades. Naturally, only the lower
+classes were expected to walk when the Court resided there.
+
+Before making acquaintance with the famous palaces and parks, we
+undertook to settle ourselves for the time being, at least. It appeared
+that "furnished" villas are so called in Tzarskoe, as elsewhere, because
+they require to be almost completely furnished by the occupant on a
+foundation of bare bones of furniture, consisting of a few bedsteads and
+tables. This was not convenient for travelers; neither did we wish to
+commit ourselves for the whole season to the cares of housekeeping, lest
+a change of air should be ordered suddenly; so we determined to try to
+live in another way.
+
+Boarding-houses are as scarce here as in St. Petersburg, the whole town
+boasting but one,--advertised as a wonderful rarity,--which was very
+badly situated. There were plenty of _traktiri_, or low-class
+eating-houses, some of which had "numbers for arrivers"--that is to
+say, rooms for guests--added to their gaudy signs. These were not to
+be thought of. But we had been told of an establishment which rejoiced
+in the proud title of _gostinnitza_, "hotel," in city fashion. It looked
+fairly good, and there we took up our abode, after due and inevitable
+chaffering. This hotel was kept, over shops, on the first and part of
+the second floor of a building which had originally been destined for
+apartments. Its only recommendation was that it was situated near a very
+desirable gate into the Imperial Park.
+
+Our experience there was sufficient to slake all curiosity as to Russian
+summer resort hotels, or country hotels in provincial towns, since that
+was its character; though it had, besides, some hindrances which were
+peculiar, I hope, to itself. The usual clean, large dining-room, with
+the polished floor, table decorated with plants, and lace curtains, was
+irresistibly attractive, especially to wedding parties of shopkeepers,
+who danced twelve hours at a stretch, and to breakfast parties after
+funerals, whose guests made rather more uproar on afternoons than did
+those of the wedding balls in the evening, as they sang the customary
+doleful chants, and then warmed up to the occasion with bottled
+consolation. The establishment being shorthanded for waiters, these
+entertainments interfered seriously with our meals, which we took in
+private; and we were often forced to go hungry until long after the
+hour, because there was so much to eat in the house!
+
+Our first experience of the place was characteristic. The waiter, who
+was also "boots," chambermaid, and clerk, on occasion, distributed two
+sheets, two pillows, one blanket, and one "cold" (cotton) coverlet
+between the two beds, and considered that ample, as no doubt it was
+according to some lights and according to the almanac, though the
+weather resembled November just then, and I saw snow a few days later.
+Having succeeded in getting this rectified, after some discussion, I
+asked for towels.
+
+"There is one," answered Mikhei (Micah), with his most fascinating
+smile.
+
+The towel was very small, and was intended to serve for two persons!
+Eventually it did not; and we earned the name of being altogether too
+fastidious. The washstand had a tank of water attached to the top, which
+we pumped into the basin with a foot-treadle, after we became skillful,
+holding our hands under the stream the while. The basin had no stopper.
+"Running water is cleaner to wash in," was the serious explanation. Some
+other barbarian who had used that washstand before us must also have
+differed from that commonly accepted Russian opinion: when we plugged up
+the hole with a cork, and it disappeared, and we fished it out of the
+still clogged pipe, we found that six others had preceded it. It took a
+champagne cork and a cord to conquer the orifice.
+
+Among our vulgar experiences at this place were--fleas. I remonstrated
+with Mikhei, our typical waiter from the government of Yaroslavl, which
+furnishes restaurant _garcons_ in hordes as a regular industry. Mikhei
+replied airily:--
+
+"_Nitchevo!_ It is nothing! You will soon learn to like them so much
+that you cannot do without them."
+
+I take the liberty of doubting whether even Russians ever reach that
+last state of mind, in a lifetime of endurance. Two rooms beyond us, in
+the same corridor, lodged a tall, thin, gray-haired Russian merchant,
+who was nearly a typical Yankee in appearance. Every morning, at four
+o'clock, when the fleas were at their worst and roused us regularly (the
+"close season" for mortals, in Russia, is between five and six A. M.),
+we heard this man emerge from his room, and shake, separately and
+violently, the four pieces of his bedclothing into the corridor; not out
+of the window, as he should have done. So much for the modern native
+taste. It is recorded that the beauties of the last century, in St.
+Petersburg, always wore on their bosoms silver "flea-catchers" attached
+to a ribbon. These traps consisted of small tubes pierced with a great
+number of tiny holes, closed at the bottom, open at the top, and each
+containing a slender shaft smeared with honey or some other sticky
+substance. So much for the ancient native taste.
+
+Again, we had a disagreement with Mikhei on the subject of the roast
+beef. More than once it was brought in having a peculiar
+blackish-crimson hue and stringy grain, with a sweetish flavor, and an
+odor which was singular but not tainted, and which required imperatively
+that either we or it should vacate the room instantly. Mikhei stuck
+firmly to his assertion that it was a prime cut from a first-class ox.
+We discovered the truth later on, in Moscow, when we entered a Tatar
+horse-butcher's shop--ornamented with the picture of a horse, as the
+law requires--out of curiosity, to inquire prices. We recognized the
+smell and other characteristics of our Tzarskoe Selo "roast ox" at a
+glance and a sniff, and remained only long enough to learn that the best
+cuts cost two and a half cents a pound. Afterward we went a block about
+to avoid passing that shop. The explanation of the affair was simple
+enough. In our hotel there was a _traktir_, run by our landlord, tucked
+away in a rear corner of the ground floor, and opening on what Thackeray
+would have called a "tight but elegant" little garden, for summer use.
+It was thronged from morning till night with Tatar old-clothes men and
+soldiers from the garrison, for whom it was the rendezvous. The horse
+beef had been provided for the Tatars, who considered it a special
+dainty, and had been palmed off upon us because it was cheap.
+
+I may dismiss the subject of the genial Mikhei here, with the remark
+that we met him the following summer at the Samson Inn, in Peterhoff,
+where he served our breakfast with an affectionate solicitude which
+somewhat alarmed us for his sobriety. He was very much injured in
+appearance by long hair thrown back in artistic fashion, and a livid
+gash which scored one side of his face down to his still unbrushed
+teeth, and nearly to his unwashed shirt, narrowly missing one eye, and
+suggested possibilities of fight in him which, luckily for our peace of
+mind, we had not suspected the previous season.
+
+Our chambermaid at first, at the Tzarskoe hostelry, was a lad fourteen
+years of age, who dusted in the most wonderfully conscientious way
+without being asked, like a veteran trained housekeeper. We supposed
+that male chambermaids were the fashion, judging from the offices which
+we had seen our St. Petersburg hotel "boots" perform, and we said
+nothing. A Russian friend who came to call on us, however, was shocked,
+and, without our knowledge, gave the landlord a lecture on the subject,
+the first intimation of which was conveyed to us by the appearance of a
+maid who had been engaged "expressly for the service of our high
+nobilities;" price, five rubles a month (two dollars and a half; she
+chanced to live in the attic lodgings), which they did not pay her, and
+which we gladly gave her. Her conversation alone was worth three times
+the money. Our "boots" in St. Petersburg got but four rubles a month,
+out of which he was obliged to clothe himself, and furnish the brushes,
+wax, and blacking for the boots; and he had not had a single day's
+holiday in four years, when we made his acquaintance. I won his eternal
+devotion by "placing a candle" vicariously to the Saviour for him on
+Christmas Day, and added one for myself, to harmonize with the brotherly
+spirit of the season.
+
+Andrei, the boy, never wholly recovered from the grief and resentment
+caused by being thus supplanted, and the imputation cast upon his powers
+of caring for us. He got even with us on at least two occasions, for the
+offense of which we were innocent. Once he told a fashionable visitor of
+ours that we dined daily in the _traktir_, with the Tatar clothes
+peddlers and the soldiers of the garrison, with the deliberate intention
+of shocking her. I suppose it soothed his feelings for having to serve
+our food in our own room. Again, being ordered to "place the _samovar_"
+he withdrew to his chamber, the former kitchen of the apartment, and
+went to sleep on the cold range, which was his bed, where he was
+discovered after we had starved patiently for an hour and a half.
+
+Andrei's supplanter was named Katiusha, but her angular charms
+corresponded so precisely with those of the character in "The Mikado"
+that we referred to her habitually as Katisha. She had been a serf, a
+member of the serf aristocracy, which consisted of the house servants,
+and had served always as maid or nurse. She was now struggling on as a
+seamstress. Her sewing was wonderfully bad, and she found great
+difficulty in bringing up her two children, who demanded fashionable
+"European" clothing, and in eking out the starvation wages of her
+husband, a superannuated restaurant waiter, also a former serf, and
+belonging, like herself, to the class which received personal liberty,
+but no land, at the emancipation. Her view of the emancipation was not
+entirely favorable. In fact, all the ex-serfs with whom I talked
+retained a soft spot in their hearts for the comforts and
+irresponsibility of the good old days of serfdom.
+
+Katiusha could neither read nor write, but her naturally acute powers of
+observation, unconsciously trained by constant contact with her former
+owners, were of very creditable quality. She possessed a genuine talent
+for expressing herself neatly. For example, in describing a concert to
+which she had been taken, she praised the soprano singer's voice with
+much discrimination, winding up with, "It was--how shall I say it?--
+round--as round--as round as--a cartwheel!"
+
+Her great delight consisted in being sent by me to purchase eggs and
+fruit at the market, or in accompanying me to carry them home, when I
+went myself to enjoy the scene and her methods. In her I was able to
+study Russian bargaining tactics in their finest flower. She would
+haggle for half an hour over a quarter of a cent on very small
+purchases, and then would carry whatever she bought into one of the
+neighboring shops to be reweighed. To my surprise, the good-natured
+venders seemed never to take offense at this significant act; and she
+never discovered any dishonesty. When wearied out by this sort of thing,
+I took charge of the proceedings, that I might escape from her agonized
+groans and grimaces at my extravagance. After choking down her emotion
+in gulps all the way home, she would at last clasp her hands, and moan
+in a wheedling voice:--
+
+"Please, _barynya_,* how much did you pay that robber?"
+
+* Mistress.
+
+"Two kopeks* apiece for the eggs. They are fine, large, and fresh, as
+you see. Twenty kopeks a pound for the strawberries, also of the first
+quality."
+
+* About one cent.
+
+Then would follow a scene which never varied, even if my indiscretion
+had been confined to raspberries at five cents a pound, or currants at a
+cent less. She would wring her hands, long and fleshless as fan handles,
+and, her great green eyes phosphorescent with distress above her hollow
+cheeks and projecting bones, she would cry:--
+
+"Oh, _barynya_, they have cheated you, cheated you shamefully! You must
+let me protect you."
+
+"Come, don't you think it is worth a few kopeks to be called 'a pearl,'
+'a diamond,' 'an emerald'?"
+
+"Is _that_ all they called you?" she inquired, with a disdainful sniff.
+
+"No; they said that I was 'a real general-ess.' They knew their
+business, you see. And they said '_madame_' instead of '_sudarynya_.'*
+Was there any other title which they could have bestowed on me for the
+money?"
+
+*_Sudarynya_ is the genuine Russian word for "madam," but, like
+_spasibo_, "thank you," it is used only by the lower classes. Many
+merchants who know no French except _madame_ use it as a delicate
+compliment to the patron's social position.
+
+She confessed, with a pitying sigh, that there was not, but returned to
+her plaint over the sinfully wasted kopeks. Once I offered her some
+"tea-money" in the shape of a basket of raspberries, which she wished to
+preserve and drink in her tea, with the privilege of purchasing them
+herself. As an experiment to determine whether bargaining is the outcome
+of thrift and economy alone, or a distinct pleasure in itself, it was a
+success. I followed her from vender to vender, and waited with exemplary
+patience while she scrutinized their wares and beat down prices with
+feverish eagerness, despite the fact that she was not to pay the bill. I
+put an end to the matter when she tried to persuade a pretty peasant
+girl, who had walked eight miles, to accept less than four cents a pound
+for superb berries. I think it really spoiled my gift to her that I
+insisted on making the girl happy with five cents a pound. After that I
+was not surprised to find Russian merchants catering to the taste of
+their customers by refusing to adopt the one-price system.
+
+It was vulgar to go to market, of course. Even the great mastiff who
+acted as yard dog at the bazaar made me aware of that fact. He always
+greeted me politely, like a host, when he met me in the court at market
+hours. But nothing could induce him even to look at me when he met me
+outside. I tried to explain to him that my motives were scientific, not
+economical, and I introduced Katiusha to him as the family bargainer and
+scapegoat for his scorn. He declined to relent. After that I understood
+that there was nothing for it but to shoulder the responsibility myself,
+and I never attempted to palliate my unpardonable conduct in the eyes of
+the servants of my friends whom I occasionally encountered there.
+
+The market was held in the inner courtyard of the _Gostinny Dvor_, near
+the chapel, which always occupies a conspicuous position in such places.
+While the shops under the arcade, facing on the street, sold everything,
+from "gallantry wares" (dry goods and small wares) to nails, the inner
+booths were all devoted to edibles. On the rubble pavement of the court
+squatted peasants from the villages for many versts round about, both
+Russian and Finnish, hedged in by their wares, vegetables, flowers,
+fruit, and live poultry. The Russians exhibited no beautiful costumes;
+their proximity to the capital had done away with all that. At first I
+was inexperienced, and went unprovided with receptacles for my
+marketing. The market women looked up in surprise.
+
+"What, have you no kerchief?" they asked, as though I were a peasant or
+petty merchant's wife, and could remove the typical piece of gayly
+colored cloth from my head or neck. When I objected to transporting eggs
+and berries in my only resource, my handkerchief, they reluctantly
+produced scraps of dirty newspaper, or of ledgers scrawled over with
+queer accounts. I soon grew wise, and hoarded up the splint strawberry
+baskets provided by the male venders, which are put to multifarious uses
+in Russia.
+
+After being asked for a kerchief in the markets, and a sheet when I went
+to get my fur cloak from its summer storage at a fashionable city shop,
+and after making divers notes on journeys, I was obliged to conclude
+that the ancient merchant fashion in Russia had been to seize the
+nearest fabric at hand,--the sheet from the bed, the cloth from the
+table,--and use it as a traveling trunk.
+
+The Finns at the market were not to be mistaken for Russians. Their
+features were wooden; their expression was far less intelligent than
+that of the Russians. The women were addicted to wonderful patterns in
+aprons and silver ornaments, and wore, under a white head kerchief, a
+stiff glazed white circlet which seemed to wear away their blond hair.
+These women arrived regularly every morning, before five o'clock, at the
+shops of the baker and the grocer opposite our windows. The shops opened
+at that hour, after having kept open until eleven o'clock at night, or
+later. After refreshing themselves with a roll and a bunch of young
+onions, of which the green tops appeared to be the most relished, the
+women made their town toilet by lowering the very much reefed skirt of
+their single garment, drawing on footless stockings, and donning shoes.
+At ten o'clock, or even earlier, they came back to fill the sacks of
+coarse white linen, borne over their shoulders, with necessaries for
+their households, purchased with the proceeds of their sales, and to
+reverse their toilet operations, preparatory to the long tramp homeward.
+I sometimes caught them buying articles which seemed extravagant
+luxuries, all things considered, such as raisins. One of their
+specialties was the sale of lilies of the valley, which grow wild in the
+Russian forests. Their peculiar little trot-trot, and the indescribable
+semi-tones and quarter-tones in which they cried, "_Land-dy-y-y-shee!_"
+were unmistakably Finnish at any distance.
+
+The scene at the market was always entertaining. Tzarskoe is surrounded
+by market gardens, where vegetables and fruits are raised in highly
+manured and excessively hilled-up beds. It sends tons of its products to
+the capital as well as to the local market. Everything was cheap and
+delicious. Eggs were dear when they reached a cent and a half apiece.
+Strawberries, huge and luscious, were dear at ten cents a pound, since
+in warm seasons they cost but five. Another berry, sister to the
+strawberry, but differing from it utterly in taste, was the _klubnika_,
+of which there were two varieties, the white and the bluish-red, both
+delicious in their peculiar flavor, but less decorative in size and
+aspect than the strawberry.
+
+The native cherries, small and sour, make excellent preserves, with a
+spicy flavor, which are much liked by Russians in their tea. The only
+objection to this use of them is that both tea and cherries are spoiled.
+Raspberries, plums, gooseberries, and currants were plentiful and cheap.
+A vegetable delicacy of high order, according to Katiusha, who
+introduced it to my notice, was a sort of radish with an extremely fine,
+hard grain, and biting qualities much developed, which attains enormous
+size, and is eaten in thin slices, salted and buttered. I presented the
+solitary specimen which I bought, a ninepin in proportions, to the
+grateful Katiusha. It was beyond my appreciation.
+
+Pears do not thrive so far north, but in good years apples of fine sorts
+are raised, to a certain extent, in the vicinity of St. Petersburg.
+Really good specimens, however, come from Poland, the lower Volga,
+Little Russia, and other distant points, which renders them always
+rather dear. We saw few in our village that were worth buying, as the
+season was phenomenally cold, and a month or three weeks late, so that
+we got our strawberries in August, and our linden blossoms in September.
+Apples, plums, grapes, and honey are not eaten--in theory--until after
+they have been blessed at the feast of the Transfiguration, on August 18
+(N. S.),--a very good scheme for giving them time to ripen fully for
+health. Before that day, however, hucksters bearing trays of honey on
+their heads are eagerly welcomed, and the peasant's special dainty--
+fresh cucumbers thickly coated with honey--is indulged in unblessed.
+Honey is not so plentiful that one can afford to fling away a premature
+chance!
+
+When the mushroom season came in, the market assumed an aspect of
+half-subdued brilliancy with the many sombre and high-colored varieties
+of that fungus. The poorer people indulge in numerous kinds which the
+rich do not eat, and they furnish precious sustenance during fasts, when
+so many viands are forbidden by the Russian Church and by poverty. One
+of the really odd sights, during the fast of Saints Peter and Paul (the
+first half of July), was that of people walking along the streets with
+bunches of pea-vines, from which they were plucking the peas, and eating
+them, pods and all, quite raw. It seemed a very summary and wasteful way
+of gathering them. This fashion of eating vegetables raw was imported,
+along with the liturgy, from the hot lands where the Eastern Church
+first flourished, and where raw food was suitable. These traditions, and
+probably also the economy of fuel, cause it to be still persisted in, in
+a climate to which it is wholly unsuited. Near Tzarskoe I found one
+variety of pea growing to the altitude of nearly seven feet, and
+producing pods seven inches long and three wide. The stalks of the
+double poppies in the same garden were six and seven feet high, and the
+flowers were the size of peonies, while the pods of the single poppies
+were nine inches in circumference.
+
+One of the great festivals of the Russian Church is Whitsunday, the
+seventh Sunday after Easter; but it is called Trinity Sunday, and the
+next day is "the Day of Spirits," or Pentecost. On this Pentecost Day a
+curious sight was formerly to be seen in St. Petersburg. Mothers
+belonging to the merchant class arrayed their marriageable daughters in
+their best attire; hung about their necks not only all the jewels which
+formed a part of their dowries, but also, it is said, the silver ladles,
+forks, and spoons; and took them to the Summer Garden, to be inspected
+and proposed for by the young men.
+
+But the place where this spectacle can be seen in the most charming way
+is Tzarskoe Selo. We were favored with superb weather on both the festal
+days. On Sunday morning every one went to church, as usual. The small
+church behind the Lyceum, where Pushkin was educated, with its
+un-Russian spire, ranks as a Court church; that in the Old Palace across
+the way being opened only on special occasions, now that the Court is
+not in residence. Outside, the choir sat under the golden rain of acacia
+blossoms and the hedge of fragrant lilacs until the last moment, the
+sunshine throwing into relief their gold-laced black cloth vestments and
+crimson belts. They were singers from one of the regiments stationed in
+town, and crimson was the regimental color. The church is accessible to
+all classes, and it was crowded. As at Easter, every one was clad in
+white or light colors, even those who were in mourning having donned the
+bluish-gray which serves them for festive garb. In place of the Easter
+candle, each held a bouquet of flowers. In the corners of the church
+stood young birch-trees, with their satin bark and feathery foliage, and
+boughs of the same decked the walls. There is a law now which forbids
+this annual destruction of young trees at Pentecost, but the practice
+continues, and the tradition is that one must shed as many tears for his
+sins as there are dewdrops on the birch bough which he carries, if he
+has no flowers. Peasant women in clean cotton gowns elbowed members of
+the Court in silks; fat merchants, with well-greased, odorous hair and
+boots, in hot, long-skirted blue cloth coats, stood side by side with
+shabby invalid soldiers or smartly uniformed officers. Tiny peasant
+children seated themselves on the floor when their little legs refused
+further service, and imitated diligently all the low reverences and
+signs of the cross made by their parents. Those of larger growth stood
+with the preternatural repose and dignity of the adult Russian peasant,
+and followed the liturgy independently. One little girl of seven,
+self-possessed and serenely unconscious, slipped through the crowd to
+the large image of the Virgin near the altar, grasped the breast-high
+guard-rail, and kissed the holy picture in the middle of her agile
+vault. When some members of the imperial family arrived, the crowd
+pressed together still more closely, to make a narrow passage to the
+small space reserved for them opposite the choir. After the ever
+beautiful liturgy, finely expressed special prayers were offered, during
+which the priest also carried flowers.
+
+Another church service on the following day--a day when public offices
+are closed and business ceases--completed the religious duties of the
+festival. In the afternoon, the whole town began to flock to the
+Imperial Park surrounding the Old Palace,--people of the upper circles
+included,--the latter from motives of curiosity, of course. Three
+bands of the Guards furnished the music. On the great terrace, shaded by
+oak-trees hardly beyond the bronze-pink stage of their leafage, played
+the hussars. Near the breakfast gallery, with its bronze statues of
+Hercules and Flora, which the common people call "Adam and Eve" (the
+Ariadne on Naxos, in a neighboring grotto, is popularly believed to be
+"a girl of seven years, who was bitten by a snake while roaming the
+Russian primeval forest, and died"), were the cuirassiers. The
+_stryelki_ (sharpshooters) were stationed near the lake, the central
+point for meetings and promenades during the lovely "white nights;"
+where boats of every sort, from a sail-boat or a Chinese sampan to an
+Astrakhan fishing-boat or a snowshoe skiff, are furnished gratis all
+summer, with a sailor of the Guard to row them, if desired. Round and
+round and round, unweariedly, paced the girls. They were bareheaded and
+in slippered feet, as usual, but had abandoned the favorite ulster,
+which too often accompanies extremities thus unclad, to display their
+gayest gowns. The young men gazed with intense interest. Here and there
+a young fellow in "European clothes" was to be seen conversing with the
+more conservative young merchants, who retained the wrinkled boots
+confining full trousers, the shirt worn outside the trousers, the cloth
+vest, and the blue cloth long coat of traditional cut.
+
+It was like a scene from the theatre. Across the lake, dotted with
+boating parties, stretched lawns planted with trees chosen for their
+variety of foliage, from the silver willow to the darkest evergreens,
+while the banks were diversified with a boat-house, a terraced grotto, a
+Turkish kiosk with a bath, bridges, and so on. Of the immense palace
+which stood so near at hand the graceful breakfast gallery alone was
+visible, while high above the waving crests of the trees the five
+cupolas of the palace church, in the shape of imperial crowns, seemed to
+float in the clear blue sky like golden bubbles. The lawns within the
+acacia-hedged compartments were dazzling with campanulas, harebells,
+rose campions, and crimson and yellow columbine, or gleamed with the
+pale turquoise of forget-me-nots. We had only to enter the adjoining
+park surrounding the Alexander Palace, built for Alexander I. by his
+grandmother, Katherine II., to find the Field of the Cloth of Gold
+realized by acres of tall double Siberian buttercups, as large and as
+fragrant as yellow roses.
+
+Soldiers of the garrison strolled about quietly, as usual. The pet of
+the hussars was in great form, and his escort of admiring comrades was
+larger than ever. They thrust upon him half of their tidbits and
+sunflower seeds,--what masses of sunflower seeds and handbill
+cigarettes were consumed that day, not to mention squash seeds, by the
+more opulent!--and waited eagerly for his dimpled smile as their
+reward. When the bands were weary, the regimental singers ranged
+themselves in a circle, and struck up songs of love, of battle, and of
+mirth, amid the applause and laughter of the crowd. Now and then a
+soldier would step into the middle of the circle and dance. The slight,
+agile, square-capped _stryelki_ spun round until their full-plaited
+black tunics stood out from their tightly belted waists like the skirts
+of ballet dancers. The slender, graceful hussars, with their
+yellow-laced scarlet jackets and tight blue trousers, flitted to and fro
+like gay birds. The best performer of all was a cuirassier, a big blond
+fellow, with ruddy cheeks and dazzling teeth. Planting his peakless
+white cloth cap with its yellow band firmly on his head, he stepped
+forward, grasping in each hand a serried pyramid of brass bells, which
+chimed merrily as he squatted, leaped, and executed eccentric steps with
+his feet, while his arms beat time and his fine voice rolled out the
+solo of a rollicking ballad, to which the rest of the company furnished
+the chorus as well as their laughter and delighted applause of his
+efforts permitted. His tightly fitting dark green trousers, tall boots,
+and jacket of white cloth trimmed with yellow set off his muscular form
+to great advantage. A comrade stood by, shaking the _buntchuk_, an
+ornamental combination of brass half-moons, gay horsetails, and bells,
+--the Turkish staff of command, which is carried as a special privilege
+by several Russian cavalry regiments. There is nothing that a company of
+Russians likes better than a spirited performance of their national
+dances, whether it be high-class Russians at a Russian opera in the
+Imperial Theatre, or the masses on informal occasions like the present.
+This soldier, who danced with joy in every fibre, was quite willing to
+oblige them indefinitely, and seemed to be made of steel springs. He
+stopped with great reluctance, and that only when his company was
+ordered peremptorily to march off to barracks at the appointed hour.
+
+How many weddings resulted from that day's dress parade I know not. But
+I presume the traditional "match-makers" did their duty, if the young
+men were sufficiently impressed by the girls' outfits to commission
+these professional proposers to lay their hearts and hands at the feet
+of the parents on the following day. They certainly could not have been
+hopelessly bewitched by any beauty which was on show. The presence of
+the soldiers, the singing, music, and dancing, framed in that exquisite
+park, combined to create a scene the impression of which is far beyond
+comparison with that of the same parade in the Summer Garden at St.
+Petersburg.
+
+This grand terrace of the Old Palace is a favorite resort for mothers
+and children, especially when the different bands of the Guards'
+regiments stationed in the town furnish music. But not far away, in the
+less stately, more natural park surrounding the Alexander Palace, the
+property of the Crown Prince, lies the real paradise of the children of
+all classes. There is the playground, provided with gymnastic apparatus,
+laid out at the foot of a picturesque tower, one of the line of signal
+towers, now mostly demolished, which, before the introduction of the
+telegraph, flashed news from Warsaw to St. Petersburg in the then
+phenomenally short space of twenty-four hours. The children's favorite
+amusement is the "net." Sailors of the guard set up a full-rigged ship's
+mast, surrounded, about two feet from the ground, by a wide sweep of
+close-meshed rope netting well tarred. Boys and girls of ambition climb
+the rigging, swing, and drop into the net. The little ones never weary
+of dancing about on its yielding surface. A stalwart, gentle giant of a
+sailor watches over the safety of the merrymakers, and warns, teaches,
+or helps them, if they wish it.
+
+Their nurses, with pendent bosoms and fat shoulders peeping through the
+transparent muslin of their chemises, make a bouquet of colors, with
+their gay _sarafani_, their many-hued cashmere caps attached to
+pearl-embroidered, coronet-shaped _kokoshniki_, and terminating in
+ribbons which descend to their heels, and are outshone in color only by
+the motley assemblage of beads on their throats.
+
+Here, round the gymnastic apparatus and the net, one is able for the
+first time to believe solidly in the existence of Russian children. In
+town, in the winter, one has doubted it, despite occasional coveys of
+boys in military greatcoats, book-knapsacks of sealskin strapped to
+their shoulders to keep their backs straight, and officer-like caps. The
+summer garb of the lads from the gymnasia and other institutes consists
+of thin, dark woolen material or of coarse gray linen, made in the
+blouse or Russian shirt form, which portraits of Count Lyeff
+Nikolaevitch Tolstoy, the author, have rendered familiar to foreigners.
+It must not be argued from this fact that Count Tolstoy set the fashion;
+far from it. It is the ordinary and sensible garment in common use,
+which he has adopted from others, not they from him. It can be seen on
+older students any day, even in winter, in the reading-room of the
+Imperial Public Library in St. Petersburg, on the imperial choir in the
+Winter Palace as undress uniform for week-day services, and elsewhere.
+
+Some indulgent mothers make silk blouses for their sons, and embroider
+them with cross-stitch patterns in colored floss, as was the fashion a
+number of years ago, when a patriotic outburst of sentiment was
+expressed by the adoption of the "national costume," for house wear, by
+adults of both sexes. From this period dates also, no doubt, that style
+of "peasant dress" which can be seen occasionally, in unfashionable
+summer resorts, on girls not of the highest class by any means, and
+which the city shops furnish in abundance as genuine to misguided
+foreigners. Every one is familiar with these fantastic combinations of
+colored lace insertion with bands of blue cotton worked in high colors,
+and fashioned into blouses and aprons such as no peasant maid ever wore
+or beheld.
+
+What strikes one very forcibly about Russian children, when one sees
+them at play in the parks, is their quiet, self-possessed manners and
+their lack of boisterousness. If they were inclined to scream, to fling
+themselves about wildly and be rude, they would assuredly be checked
+promptly and effectually, since the rights of grown people to peace,
+respect, and the pursuit of happiness are still recognized in that land.
+But, from my observation of the same qualities in untutored peasant
+children, I am inclined to think that Russian children are born more
+agreeable than Western children; yet they seem to be as cheerful and
+lively as is necessary, and in no way restricted. Whistling, howling,
+stamping, and kindred muscular exercises begin just over the Western
+frontier, and increase in violence as one proceeds westward, until Japan
+is reached, or possibly the Sandwich Islands, by which time, I am told,
+one enters the Orient and the realm of peace once more.
+
+What noise we heard in Tzarskoe came from quite another quarter. As we
+were strolling in the park one afternoon, we heard sounds of uproarious
+mirth proceeding from the little island in the private imperial garden,
+where the Duchess of Edinburgh, in her girlhood, had a pretty Russian
+cottage, cow-stalls, and so forth, with flower and potato beds. She and
+her brothers were in the habit of planting their pussy willows, received
+on Palm Sunday, on the bank of the stream, and these, duly labeled, have
+now grown into a hedge of trees. The screen is not perfect, however, and
+glimpses of the playground are open to the public across the narrow
+stream. On this summer afternoon, there was a party of royalties on the
+island, swinging on the Giant Steps. The Giant Steps, I must explain,
+consist of a tall, stout mast firmly planted in the earth, bound with
+iron at the top, and upholding a thick iron ring to which are attached
+heavy cables which touch the ground. The game consists of a number of
+persons seizing hold of these cables, running round the mast until
+sufficient impetus is acquired, and then swinging through the air in a
+circle. The Tzarevitch* who had driven over from the great camp at
+Krasnoe Selo, and whom I had seen in the church of the Old Palace that
+morning at a special mass, with the angelic imperial choir and the
+priests from the Winter Palace sent down from Petersburg for the
+occasion, was now sailing through the air high up toward the apex of the
+mast. One of his imperial aunts, clad in a fleecy white gown, occupied a
+similar position on another cable. It was plain that they could not have
+done their own running to gain impetus, and that the gardeners must have
+towed them by the ends of the ropes. The other grand dukes and duchesses
+were managing their own cables in the usual manner. The party included
+the king and queen of Greece and other royal spectators. What interested
+me most was to hear them all shrieking and conversing in Russian, with
+only occasional lapses into French, instead of the reverse.
+
+* The present Emperor, Nicholas II.
+
+But everything is not royal in the vicinity of these summer parks and
+palaces. For example, just outside of Tzarskoe Selo, on the Petersburg
+highway, lies a Russian village called Kuzmino, whose inhabitants are as
+genuine, unmodified peasants as if they lived a hundred miles from any
+provincial town. Here in the north, where timber is plentiful, cottages
+are raised from the ground by a half-story, without windows, which
+serves as a storeroom for carts, sledges, and farming implements. The
+entrance is through a door beside the large courtyard gate, which rears
+its heavy frame on the street line, adjoining the house, in Russian
+fashion. A rough staircase leads to the dwelling-rooms over the shed
+storeroom. Three tiny windows on the street front, with solid wooden
+shutters, are the ordinary allowance for light. In Kuzmino, many of the
+windows had delicate, clean white curtains, and all were filled with
+blooming plants. A single window, for symmetry, and a carved balcony
+fill in the sharp gable end of such houses, but open into nothing, and
+the window is not even glazed. Carved horses' heads, rude but
+recognizable, tuft the peak, and lacelike wood carving droops from the
+eaves. The roofs also are of wood.
+
+This was the style of the cottages in Kuzmino. The name of the owner was
+inscribed on the corner of each house; and there appeared to be but two
+surnames, at most three, in the whole village. One new but unfinished
+house seemed to have been built from the ridgepole downward, instead of
+in the usual order. There were no doorways or stairs or apertures for
+communication between the stories, which were two in number. It was an
+architectural riddle.
+
+As a stroll to the village had consumed an unexpected amount of time, we
+found ourselves, at the breakfast hour, miles away from our hotel. We
+instituted a search for milk, and were directed at random, it seemed,
+until a withered little old peasant, who was evidently given to
+tippling, enlisted himself as our guide. He took us to the house of a
+woman who carried milk and cream to town twice a week, and introduced us
+with a comical flourish.
+
+The family consisted of an old woman, as dried and colorless as a
+Russian codfish from Arkhangel, but very clean and active; her son, a
+big, fresh-colored fellow, with a mop of dark brown curls, well set off
+by his scarlet cotton blouse; his wife, a slender, red-cheeked brunette,
+with delicate, pretty features; and their baby girl. They treated us
+like friends come to make a call; refused to accept money for their
+cream; begged us to allow them to prepare the _samovar_, as a favor to
+them, and send for white rolls, as they were sure we could not eat their
+sour black bread; and expressed deep regret that their berries were all
+gone, as the season was past. They showed us over their house in the
+prettiest, simplest way, and introduced us to the dark storeroom where
+their spare clothing and stores of food for the winter, such as salted
+cucumbers in casks, and other property, were packed away; to a narrow
+slip of a room on the front, where the meals for the family were
+prepared with remarkably few pots and no pans; to the living-room, with
+its whitewashed stone-and-mud oven in one corner, for both cooking and
+heating, a bench running round the walls on three sides, and a clean
+pine table in the corner of honor, where hung the holy images. They had
+a fine collection of these images, which were a sign of prosperity as
+well as of devotion. The existence of another tiny room also bore
+witness to easy circumstances. In this room they slept; and the baby,
+who was taking her noonday nap, was exhibited to us by the proud papa.
+Her cradle consisted of a splint market basket suspended from the
+ceiling by a stout wire spring, like the spring of a bird-cage, and
+rocked gently. The baby gazed at us with bright, bird-like eyes and
+smiled quietly when she woke, as though she had inherited her parents'
+gentle ways. We believed them when they said that she never cried; we
+had already discovered that this was the rule with Russian children of
+all classes.
+
+They were much interested to learn from what country we came. I was
+prepared to find them unacquainted with the situation of America, after
+having been asked by an old soldier in the park, "In what district of
+Russia is America?" and after having been told by an _izvostchik_ that
+the late Empress had come from my country, since "Germany" meant for him
+all the world which was not Russia, just as the adjective "German"
+signifies anything foreign and not wholly approved.
+
+"Is America near Berlin?" asked our peasant hosts.
+
+"Farther than that," I replied.
+
+They laughed, and gave up the riddle after a few more equally wild
+guesses.
+
+"It is on the other side of the world," I said.
+
+"Then you must be nearer God than we are!" they exclaimed, with a sort
+of reverence for people who came from the suburbs of heaven.
+
+"Surely," I said, "you do not think that the earth is flat, and that we
+live on the upper side, and you on the lower?"
+
+But that was precisely what they did think, in their modesty, and, as it
+seemed a hopeless task to demonstrate to them the sphericity of the
+globe, I left them in that flattering delusion.
+
+I asked the old woman to explain her holy pictures to me, as I always
+enjoyed the quaint expressions and elucidations of the peasants, and
+inquired whether she thought the _ikona_ of the Virgin was the Virgin
+herself. I had heard it asserted very often by over-wise foreigners that
+this was the idea entertained by all Russians, without regard to class,
+and especially by the peasants.
+
+"No," she replied, "but it shows the Virgin Mother to me, just as your
+picture would show you to me when you were on the other side of the
+world, and remind me of you. Only--how shall I say it?--there is
+more power in a wonder-working _ikona_ like this."
+
+She handed me one which depicted the Virgin completely surrounded by a
+halo of starlike points shaded in red and yellow flames. It is called
+"the Virgin-of-the-Bush-that-burned-but-was-not-consumed," evidently a
+reminiscence of Moses. She attached particular value to it because of
+the aid rendered on the occasion which had demonstrated its
+"wonder-working" (miraculous) powers. It appeared that a dangerous fire
+had broken out in the neighborhood, and was rapidly consuming the
+close-set wooden village, as such fires generally do without remedy. As
+the fire had been started by the lightning, on St. Ilya's Day (St.
+Elijah's), no earthly power could quench it but the milk from a
+jet-black cow, which no one chanced to have on hand. Seeing the flames
+approach, my old woman, Domna Nikolaevna T., seized the holy image, ran
+out, and held it facing the conflagration, uttering the proper prayer
+the while. Immediately a strong wind arose and drove the flames off in a
+safe direction, and the village was rescued. She had a thanksgiving
+service celebrated in the church, and placed I know not how many candles
+to the Virgin's honor, as did the other villagers. Thus they had learned
+that there was divine power in this _ikona_, although it was not,
+strictly speaking, "wonder-working," since it had not been officially
+recognized as such by the ecclesiastical authorities.
+
+These people seemed happy and contented with their lot. Not one of them
+could read or write much, the old woman not at all. They cultivated
+berries for market as well as carried on the milk business; and when we
+rose to go, they entreated us to come out on their plot of land and see
+whether some could not be found. To their grief, only a few small
+cherries were to be discovered,--it was September,--and these they
+forced upon us. As we had hurt their feelings by leaving money on the
+table to pay for the cream, we accepted the cherries by way of
+compromise. The old woman chatted freely in her garden. She had been a
+serf, and, in her opinion, things were not much changed for the better,
+except in one respect. All the people in this village had been crown
+serfs, it seemed. The lot of the crown serfs was easier in every way
+than that of the ordinary private serfs, so that the emancipation only
+put a definite name to the practical freedom which they already enjoyed,
+and added a few minor privileges, with the ownership of a somewhat
+larger allotment of land than the serfs of the nobility received. I knew
+this: she was hardly capable of giving me so complete a summary of their
+condition. But--it was the usual _but_, I found--they had to work
+much harder now than before, in order to live. The only real improvement
+which she could think of, on the inspiration of the moment, was, that a
+certain irascible crown official, who had had charge of them in the
+olden days, and whose name she mentioned, who had been in the habit of
+distributing beatings with a lavish hand whenever the serfs displeased
+him or obeyed reluctantly, had been obliged to restrain his temper after
+the emancipation.
+
+"Nowadays, there is no one to order us about like that, or to thrash
+us," she remarked.
+
+We found our fuddled old peasant guide hanging about for "tea-money,"
+when we bade farewell to my friend Domna, who, with her family, offered
+us her hand at parting. He was not too thoroughly soaked with "tea"
+already not to be able to draw the inference that our long stay with the
+milkwoman indicated pleasure, and he intimated that the introduction fee
+ought to be in proportion to our enjoyment. We responded so cheerfully
+to this demand that he immediately discovered the existence of a dozen
+historical monuments and points of interest in the tiny village, all
+invented on the spot; and when we dismissed him peremptorily, he took
+great care to impress his name and the position of his hut on our
+memories, for future use.
+
+We had already seen the only object of any interest, the large church
+far away down the mile-long street. We had found a festival mass in
+progress, as it happened to be one of the noted holidays of the year. As
+we stood a little to one side, listening to the sweet but
+unsophisticated chanting of the village lads, who had had no training
+beyond that given in the village school, a woman approached us with a
+tiny coffin tucked under one arm. Trestles were brought; she set it down
+on them, beside us. It was very plain in form, made of the commonest
+wood, and stained a bright yellow with a kind of thin wash, instead of
+the vivid pink which seems to be the favorite hue for children's coffins
+in town. The baby's father removed the lid, which comprised exactly half
+the depth, the mother smoothed out the draperies, and they took their
+stand near by. Several strips of the coarsest pink tarlatan were draped
+across the little waxen brow and along the edges of the coffin. On these
+lay such poor flowers as the lateness of the season and the poverty of
+the parents could afford,--small, half-withered or frost-bitten
+dahlias, poppies, and one stray corn-flower. The parents looked gently
+resigned, patient, sorrowful, but tearless, as is the Russian manner.
+After the liturgy and special prayers for the day, the funeral service
+was begun; but we went out into the graveyard surrounding the church,
+and ran the gauntlet of the beggars at the door,--beggars in the midst
+of poverty, to whom the poor gave their mites with gentle sympathy.
+
+Russian graveyards are not, as a rule, like the sunny, cheerful homes of
+the dead to which we are accustomed. This one was especially melancholy,
+with its narrow, tortuous paths, uncared-for plots, and crosses of
+unpainted wood blackened by the weather. The most elaborate monuments
+did not rise above tin crosses painted to simulate birch boughs. It was
+strictly a peasant cemetery, utterly lacking in graves of the higher
+classes, or even of the well to do.
+
+On its outskirts, where the flat, treeless plain began again, we found a
+peasant sexton engaged in digging a grave. His conversation was
+depressing, not because he dwelt unduly upon death and kindred subjects,
+but because his views of life were so pessimistic. Why, for example, did
+it enter his brain to warn me that the Finnish women of the neighboring
+villages,--all the country round about is the old Finnish
+Ingermannland,--in company with the women of his own village, were in
+the habit of buying stale eggs at the Tzarskoe Selo shops to mix with
+their fresh eggs, which they sold in the market, the same with intent to
+deceive? A stale egg explains itself as promptly and as thoroughly as
+anything I am acquainted with, not excepting Limburger cheese, and
+Katiusha and I had had no severe experiences with the women whom he thus
+unflatteringly described. He seemed a thoroughly disillusioned man, and
+we left him at last, with an involuntary burden of misanthropic ideas,
+though he addressed me persistently as _galubtchik_,--"dear little
+dove," literally translated.
+
+If I were to undertake to chronicle the inner life of Tzarskoe, the
+characteristics of the inhabitants from whom I received favors and kind
+deeds without number, information, and whatever else they could think of
+to bestow or I could ask, I should never have done. But there is much
+that is instructive in all ranks of life to be gathered from a prolonged
+sojourn in this "Imperial Village," where world-famed palaces have their
+echoes aroused at seven in the morning by a gentle shepherd like the
+shepherd of the remotest provincial hamlets, a strapping peasant in a
+scarlet cotton blouse and blue homespun linen trousers tucked into tall
+wrinkled boots, and armed with a fish-horn, which he toots at the
+intersection of the macadamized streets to assemble the village cattle;
+where the strawberry peddler, recognizable by the red cloth spread over
+the tray borne upon his head, and the herring vender, and rival
+ice-cream dealers deafen one with their cries, in true city fashion;
+where the fire department alarms one by setting fire to the baker's
+chimneys opposite, and then playing upon them, by way of cleaning them;
+where Tatars, soldiers, goats, cows, pet herons, rude peasant carts,
+policemen, and inhabitants share the middle of the road with the
+liveried equipages of royalty and courtiers; where the crows and pigeons
+assert rights equal to those of man, except that they go to roost at
+eight o'clock on the nightless "white nights;" and where one never knows
+whether one will encounter the Emperor of all the Russias or a
+barefooted Finn when one turns a corner.
+
+
+
+
+VII.
+
+A STROLL IN MOSCOW WITH COUNT TOLSTOY.
+
+
+"Have you ever visited a church of the Old Believers?" Count Tolstoy
+asked me one evening. We were sitting round the supper-table at Count
+Tolstoy's house in Moscow. I was just experimenting on some pickled
+mushrooms from Yasnaya Polyana,--the daintiest little mushrooms which
+I encountered in that mushroom-eating land. The mushrooms and question
+furnished a diversion which was needed. The baby and younger children
+were in bed. The elders of the family, some relatives, and ourselves had
+been engaged in a lively discussion; or, rather, I had been discussing
+matters with the count, while the others joined in from time to time. It
+began with the Moscow beggars.
+
+"I understand them now, and what you wrote of them," I said. "I have
+neither the purse of Fortunatus nor a heart of flint. If I refuse their
+prayers, I feel wicked; if I give them five kopeks, I feel mean. It
+seems too little to help them to anything but _vodka_; and if I give ten
+kopeks, they hold it out at arm's length, look at it and me
+suspiciously; and then I feel so provoked that I give not a copper to
+any one for days. It seems to do no good."
+
+"No," said Count Tolstoy with a troubled look; "it does no good. Giving
+money to any one who asks is not doing good; it is a mere civility. If a
+beggar asks me for five kopeks, or five rubles, or five hundred rubles,
+I must give it to him as a politeness, nothing more, provided I have it
+about me. It probably always goes for _vodka_."
+
+"But what is one to do? I have sometimes thought that I would buy my man
+some bread and see that he ate it when he specifies what the money is
+for. But, by a singular coincidence, they never ask for bread-money
+within eye-shot of a bakery. I suppose that it would be better for me to
+take the trouble to hunt one up and give the bread."
+
+"No; for you only buy the bread. It costs you no personal labor."
+
+"But suppose I had made the bread?--I can make capital bread, only I
+cannot make it here where I have no conveniences; so I give the money
+instead."
+
+"If you had made the bread, still you would not have raised the grain,
+--plowed, sowed, reaped, threshed, and ground it. It would not be your
+labor."
+
+"If that is the case, then I have just done a very evil thing. I have
+made some caps for the Siberian exiles in the Forwarding Prison. It
+would have been better to let their shaved heads freeze."
+
+"Why? You gave your labor, your time. In that time you could probably
+have done something that would have pleased you better."
+
+"Certainly. But if one is to dig up the roots of one's deeds and
+motives, mine might be put thus: The caps were manufactured from
+remnants of wool which were of no use to me and only encumbered my
+trunk. I refused to go and deliver them myself. They were put with a lot
+of other caps made from scraps on equally vicious principles. And,
+moreover, I neither plowed the land, sowed the grass, fed the sheep,
+sheared him, cleansed and spun the wool, and so on; neither did I
+manufacture the needle for the work."
+
+The count retreated to his former argument,--that one's personal labor
+is the only righteous thing which can be given to one's fellow-man; and
+that the labor must be given unquestioningly when asked for.
+
+"But it cannot always be right to work unquestioningly. There are always
+plenty of people who are glad to get their work done for them. That is
+human nature."
+
+"We have nothing to do with that," he answered. "If a man asks me to
+build his house or plow his field, I am bound to do it, just as I am
+bound to give the beggar whatever he asks for, if I have it. It is no
+business of mine _why_ he asks me to do it."
+
+"But suppose the man is lazy, or wants to get his work done while he is
+idling, enjoying himself, or earning money elsewhere for _vodka_ or what
+not? I do not object to helping the weak, or those who do not attempt to
+shirk. One must use discrimination."
+
+But Count Tolstoy persisted that the reason for the request was no
+business of the man anxious to do his duty by aiding his fellow-men,
+although his sensible wife came to my assistance by saying that she
+always looked into the matter before giving help, on the grounds which I
+had stated. So I attacked from another quarter.
+
+"Ought not every person to do as much as possible for himself, and not
+call upon others unless compelled to do so?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+"Very good. I am strong, well, perfectly capable of waiting on myself.
+But I detest putting on my heavy Russian galoshes, and my big cloak; and
+I never do either when I can possibly avoid it. I have no right to ask
+you to put on my galoshes, supposing that there were no lackey at hand.
+But suppose I were to ask it?"
+
+"I would do it with pleasure," replied the count, his earnest face
+relaxing into a smile. "I will mend your boots, also, if you wish."
+
+I thanked him, with regret that my boots were whole, and pursued my
+point. "But you _ought_ to _refuse_. It would be your duty to teach me
+my duty of waiting on myself. You would have no right to encourage me in
+my evil ways."
+
+We argued the matter on these lines. He started from the conviction that
+one should follow the example of Christ, who healed and helped all
+without questioning their motives or deserts; I taking the ground that,
+while Christ "knew the heart of man," man could not know the heart of
+his brother-man,---at least not always on first sight, though
+afterward he could make a tolerably shrewd guess as to whether he was
+being used as a cat's-paw for the encouragement of the shiftless. But he
+stuck firmly to his "resist not evil" doctrine; while I maintained that
+the very doctrine admitted that it was "evil" by making use of the word
+at all, hence a thing to be preached and practiced against. Perhaps
+Count Tolstoy had never been so unfortunate as to meet certain specimens
+of the human race which it has been my ill-luck to observe; so we both
+still held our positions, after a long skirmish, and silence reigned for
+a few moments. Then the count asked, with that winning air of good-will
+and interest which is peculiar to him:--
+
+"Have you ever visited a church of the Old Believers?"
+
+"No. They told me that there was one in Petersburg, but that I should
+not be admitted because I wore a bonnet instead of a kerchief, and did
+not know how to cross myself and bow properly."
+
+"I'll take you, if you like," he said. "We will go as guests of the
+priest. He is a friend of mine." Then he told us about it. Many years
+ago, a band of Kazaks and their priests migrated across the frontier
+into Turkey because they were "Old Believers;" that is to say, they
+belonged to the sect which refused to accept the reforms of errors
+(which had crept into the service-books and ritual through the
+carelessness of copyists and ignorance of the proper forms) instituted
+by the Patriarch Nikon in the time of Peter the Great's father, after
+consulting the Greek Patriarchs and books. In earlier times, these Old
+Believers burned themselves by the thousand. In the present century,
+this band of Kazaks simply emigrated. Then came the Crimean war. The
+Kazaks set out for the wars, the priest blessed them for the campaign,
+and prayed for victory against Russia. Moreover, they went to battle
+with their flock, and were captured. Prisoners of war, traitors to both
+church and state, these three priests were condemned to residence in a
+monastery in Suzdal. "I was in the army then," said Count Tolstoy, "and
+heard of the matter at the time. Then I forgot all about it; so did
+everybody else, apparently. Long afterward, an Old Believer, a merchant
+in Tula, spoke to me about it, and I found that the three priests were
+still alive and in the monastery. I managed to get them released, and we
+became friends. One died; one of the others is here in Moscow, a very
+old man now. We will go and see him, but I must find out the hour of the
+evening service. You will see the ritual as it was three hundred years
+ago."
+
+"You must not utter a word, or smile," said one of the company. "They
+will think that you are ridiculing them, and will turn you out."
+
+"Oh, no," said the count. "Still, it is better not to speak."
+
+"I have had some experience," I remarked. "Last Sunday, at the Saviour
+Cathedral, I asked my mother if I should hold her heavy fur coat for
+her; and she smiled slightly as she said, 'No, thank you.' A peasant
+heard our foreign tongue, saw the smile, and really alarmed us by the
+fierce way in which he glared at us. We only appeased his wrath by
+bowing low when the priest came out with the incense."
+
+So that plan was made, and some others.
+
+When we were descending the stairs, Count Tolstoy came out upon the
+upper landing, which is decorated with the skin of the big bear which
+figures in one of his stories, and called after us:--
+
+"Shall you be ashamed of my dress when I come to the hotel for you?"
+
+"I am ashamed that you should ask such a question," I answered; and he
+laughed and retreated. I allowed the lackey to put on my galoshes and
+coat, as usual, by the way.
+
+The next afternoon there came a series of remarkable knocks upon our
+door, like a volley of artillery, which carried me across the room in
+one bound. Servants, messengers, and the like, so rarely knock in Russia
+that one gets into the way of expecting to see the door open without
+warning at any moment, when it is not locked, and rather forgets what to
+do with a knock when a caller comes directly to one's room and announces
+himself in the ordinary way. There stood Count Tolstoy. He wore a
+peasant's sheepskin coat (_tulup_). The _tulup_, I will explain, is a
+garment consisting of a fitted body and a full, ballet skirt, gathered
+on the waist line and reaching to the knees. The wool is worn on the
+inside. The tanned leather exterior varies, when new, from snow white to
+gray, pale or deep yellow, or black, according to taste. A little
+colored chain-stitching in patterns on the breast and round the neck
+gives firmness where required. In this case the _tulup_ was of a deep
+yellow hue; over it streamed his gray beard; peasant boots of gray felt,
+reaching to the knee, and a gray wool cap of domestic manufacture
+completed his costume.
+
+"It is too cold for our expedition, and I am afraid that I started a
+little late also," he said, as he divested himself of his sheepskin. "I
+will find out the exact hour of service, and we will go on Christmas
+Eve."
+
+It was only 15 to 20 degrees below zero Fahrenheit, and I felt inclined
+to remonstrate. But it is useless to argue with a Russian about the
+thermometer; and, moreover, I discovered that the count had come all the
+long way on foot, and was probably afraid of freezing us. I politely but
+not quite truthfully agreed that Christmas Eve was a better time.
+
+Presently he proposed to go to the shop where books for popular reading
+are published by the million at from one and a half to five kopeks. He
+had business there in connection with some popular editions of the
+masterpieces of all ages and literatures.
+
+The temperature of our room was 65 degrees, but the count's felt boots
+and a cardigan jacket, worn over his ordinary costume of dark blue
+trousers and strap-belted blouse, made him uncomfortable, and he sought
+coolness in the hall while we donned our outdoor garments. The only
+concession in the way of costume which I could make to suit the occasion
+was to use a wool instead of a fur cap.
+
+This was not sufficient to prevent us from being a remarkable trio in
+the eyes of all beholders, beginning with the real _muzhik_ ("boots")
+and the waiter, who were peering round corners in disapproval. Our
+appearance at the door effected a miracle. I could not believe my ears,
+but not one of the numerous cabbies standing in front of the hotel
+opened his lips to offer his services. Ordinarily, we had to run the
+gauntlet of offers. On this occasion the men simply ranged themselves in
+a silent, gaping row, and let us pass in peace. I had not supposed that
+anything could quell a Russian cabby's tongue. Did they recognize the
+count? I doubt it. I had been told that every one in Moscow knew him and
+his costume; but diligent inquiry of my cabbies always elicited a
+negative. In one single instance the man added: "But the count's a good
+gentleman and a very intimate friend of a chum of mine!"
+
+"Are you a good walker?" asked the count, as he plied his thick stick,
+evidently recently cut in the grove adjoining his house. "I walk
+everywhere myself. I never ride; I can't, for I never have any money."
+
+I announced myself as a crack pedestrian,--but not when burdened with
+Russian coat and galoshes. And I added: "I hope that you do not expect
+us to walk all those versts to church, because we must stand through the
+whole service afterward; they would be too strict to allow us chairs."
+
+"We will go in the horse-cars, then," he replied. "But this constant use
+of horses is a relic of barbarism. As we are growing more civilized, in
+ten years from now horses will have gone out of use entirely. But I am
+sure that, in enlightened America, you do not ride so much as we do
+here."
+
+Familiar as I am with Count Tolstoy's theories, this was a brand-new one
+to me. I thought of several answers. Bicycles I rejected as a
+suggestion, because the physical labor seems to be counterbalanced by
+the cost of the steel steed. I also restrained myself from saying that
+we were coming to look upon horses as a rather antiquated, slow, and
+unreliable mode of locomotion. I did not care to destroy the count's
+admiration for American ways too suddenly and ruthlessly, so I said:--
+
+"I think that people ride more and more, with us, every year. If they do
+not ride even more than they do, it is because we have not these
+thousands of delightful and cheap carriages and sledges. And how are
+people to get about, how are burdens to be carried, how is the day long
+enough, if one goes everywhere on foot? Are the horses to be left to
+people the earth, along with the animals which we now eat and which we
+must give up eating?"
+
+"That will regulate itself. It is only those who have nothing to do who
+have no time to do it in, and must be carried, in all haste, from place
+to place. Busy people always have time for everything." And the count
+proceeded to develop this argument. The foundation, of course, was the
+same as for his other doctrines,--the dependence on one's self,
+freeing others from bondage to his wants and whims. The principle is
+excellent; but it would be easier for most of us to resist the
+temptation to do otherwise on a desert island, than to lead such a
+Robinson Crusoe and physical encyclopedic existence in a city of today.
+This is almost the only argument which I felt capable of offering in
+opposition.
+
+Thus we discussed, as we walked along the streets of China Town. When
+the sidewalk was narrow, the count took to the gutter. And so we came to
+the old wall and the place where there is a perennial market, which
+bears various names,--the Pushing Market, the Louse Market, and so on,
+--and which is said to be the resort of thieves and receivers of stolen
+goods. Strangers always hit upon it the first thing. We had ventured
+into its borders alone, had chatted with a cobbler, inspected the
+complete workshop on the sidewalk, priced the work,--"real, artistic,
+high-priced jobs were worth thirty to forty kopeks,"--had promised to
+fetch our boots to be repaired with tacks and whipcord,--"when they
+needed it,"--and had received an unblushing appeal for a bottle of
+_vodka_ in which to drink the health of ourselves and the cobblers. With
+true feminine faith in the efficacy of a man's presence, we now enjoyed
+the prospect of going through the middle of it, for its entire length. I
+related the cobbler episode to explain why I did not give the count a
+job, and the count seemed to find no little difficulty in not laughing
+outright.
+
+Imagine a very broad street, extending for several blocks, flanked on
+one side by respectable buildings, on the other by the old, battlemented
+city wall, crowned with straggling bushes, into which are built tiny
+houses with a frontage of two or three windows, and the two stories so
+low that one fancies that he could easily touch their roofs. These last
+are the real old Moscow merchant houses of two or three hundred years
+ago. They still serve as shops and residences, the lower floor being
+crammed with cheap goods and old clothes of wondrous hues and patterns,
+which overflow upon the very curbstone. The signs of the fur stores,
+with their odd pictures of peasant coats and fashionable mantles, add an
+advertisement of black sheepskins which precisely resemble rudely
+painted turtles. In the broad, place-like street surged a motley, but
+silent and respectful crowd. A Russian crowd always is a marvel of
+quietness,--as far down as the elbows, no farther! Along the middle of
+the place stood rows of rough tables, boxes, and all sorts of
+receptacles, containing every variety of bread and indescribable meats
+and sausages. Men strolled about with huge brass teapots of _sbiten_ (a
+drink of honey, laurel leaves, spices, etc.), steaming hot. Men with
+trays suspended by straps from their necks offered "delicious" snacks,
+meat patties kept hot in hot-water boxes, served in a gaudy saucer and
+flooded with hot bouillon from a brass flask attached to their girdles
+behind; or sandwiches made from a roll, split, buttered, and clapped
+upon a slice of very red, raw-looking sausage, fresh from the water-box.
+But we did not feel hungry just then, or thirsty.
+
+"There are but two genuine Russian titles," said the count, as we walked
+among the merchants, where the women were dressed like the men in
+sheepskin coats, and distinguished only by a brief scrap of gay
+petticoat, and a gay kerchief instead of a cap on the head, while some
+of the dealers in clothing indulged in overcoats and flat caps with
+visors, of dark blue cloth. "Now, if I address one of these men, he will
+call me _batiushka_, and he will call you _matushka_."*
+
+* A respectfully affectionate diminutive, equivalent to _dear little
+father, dear little mother_.
+
+We began to price shoes, new and old, and so forth, with the result
+which the count had predicted.
+
+"You can get very good clothing here," the count remarked, as a man
+passed us, his arm passed through the armholes of a pile of new vests.
+"These mittens," exhibiting the coarse, white-fingered mittens which he
+wore, piles of the same and stockings to match being beside us, "are
+very stout and warm. They cost only thirty kopeks. And the other day, I
+bought a capital shirt here, for a man, at fifty kopeks" (about
+twenty-five cents).
+
+I magnanimously refrained from applying to that shirt the argument which
+had been used against my suggestion in regard to giving bread. This
+market goes on every day in the year, hot or cold, rain, sun, or shine.
+It is a model of neatness. Roofs improvised from scraps of canvas
+protect the delicate (?) eatables during inclement weather. In very
+severe weather the throng is smaller, the first to beat a retreat being,
+apparently, the Tatars in their odd _kaftans_ "cut goring," as old women
+say, who deal in old clothes, lambskins, and "beggars' lace." Otherwise,
+it is always the same.
+
+Our publisher's shop proved to be closed, in accordance with the law,
+which permits trading--in buildings--only between twelve and three
+o'clock on Sundays. On our way home the count expressed his regret at
+the rapid decline of the republican idea in America, and the surprising
+growth of the baneful "aristocratic"--not to say snobbish--sense.
+His deductions were drawn from articles in various recent periodical
+publications, and from the general tone of the American works which had
+come under his observation. I have heard a good deal from other Russians
+about the snobbishness of Americans; but they generally speak of it with
+aversion, not, as did Count Tolstoy, with regret at a splendid
+opportunity missed by a whole nation.
+
+I am sorry to say that we never got our expedition to the Old Believers'
+Church, or the others that were planned. Two days later, the count was
+taken with an attack of liver complaint, dyspepsia,--caused, I am
+sure, by too much pedestrian exercise on a vegetable diet, which does
+not agree with him,--and a bad cold. We attended Christmas Eve service
+in the magnificent new Cathedral of the Saviour, and left Moscow before
+the count was able to go out-of-doors again, though not without seeing
+him once more.
+
+I am aware that it has become customary of late to call Count Tolstoy
+"crazy," or "not quite right in the head," etc. The inevitable
+conclusion of any one who talks much with him is that he is nothing of
+the sort; but simply a man with a hobby, or an idea. His idea happens to
+be one which, granting that it ought to be adopted by everybody, is
+still one which is very difficult of adoption by anybody,--peculiarly
+difficult in his own case. And it is an uncomfortable theory of
+self-denial which very few people like to have preached to them in any
+form. Add to this that his philosophical expositions of his theory lack
+the clearness which generally--not always--results from a course of
+strict preparatory training, and we have more than sufficient foundation
+for the reports of his mental aberration. On personal acquaintance he
+proves to be a remarkably earnest, thoroughly convinced, and winning
+man, although he does not deliberately do or say anything to attract
+one. His very earnestness is provocative of argument.*
+
+* From _The Independent_.
+
+
+
+
+VIII.
+
+COUNT TOLSTOY AT HOME.
+
+
+On one winter's day in Moscow, the Countess Tolstoy said to us: "You
+must come and visit us at Yasnaya Polyana next summer. You should see
+Russian country life, and you will see it with us. Our house is not
+elegant, but you will find it plain, clean, and comfortable."
+
+Such an invitation was not to be resisted. When summer came, the family
+wrote to say that they would meet us at the nearest station, where no
+carriages were to be had by casual travelers, if we would notify them of
+our arrival. But the weather had been too bad for country visits, and we
+were afraid to give Fate a hint of our intentions by announcing our
+movements; moreover, all the trains seemed to reach that station at a
+very late hour of the night. We decided to make our appearance from
+another quarter, in our own conveyance, on a fair day, and long before
+any meal. If it should prove inconvenient for the family to receive us,
+they would not be occasioned even momentary awkwardness, and our retreat
+would be secured. We had seen enough of the charmingly easy Russian
+hospitality to feel sure of our ground otherwise.
+
+Accordingly, we set out for Tula on a June day that was dazzling with
+sunshine and heat, after the autumnal chill of the recent rains. As we
+progressed southward from Moscow the country was more varied than north
+of it, with ever-changing vistas of gently sloping hills and verdant
+valleys, well cultivated, and dotted with thatched cottages which stood
+flatter on the ground here than where wood is more plentiful.
+
+The train was besieged at every station, during the long halts customary
+on Russian railways, by hordes of peasant children with bottles of rich
+cream and dishes of fragrant wild strawberries. The strawberries cost
+from three to four cents a pound,--not enough to pay for picking,--
+and the cream from three to five cents a bottle.
+
+Halfway to Tula the train crosses the river Oka, which makes so fine a
+show when it enters the Volga at Nizhni Novgorod, and which even here is
+imposing in breadth and busy with steamers. It was not far from here
+that an acquaintance of mine one day overtook a wayfarer. He was
+weather-beaten and travel-stained, dressed like a peasant, and carried
+his boots slung over his shoulder. But there was something about him
+which, to her woman's eye, seemed out of keeping with his garb. She
+invited him to take advantage of her carriage. He accepted gladly, and
+conversed agreeably. It appeared that it was Count Tolstoy making the
+journey between his estate and Moscow. His utterances produced such an
+effect upon her young son that the lad insisted upon making his next
+journey on foot also.
+
+We reached Tula late in the evening. The guidebook says, in that amusing
+German fashion on which a chapter might be written, that "the town lies
+fifteen minutes distant from the station." Ordinarily, that would mean
+twice or thrice fifteen minutes. But we had a touch of our usual luck in
+an eccentric cabman. Vanka--that is, Johnny--set out almost before
+we had taken our seats; we clutched his belt for support, and away we
+flew through the inky darkness and fathomless dust, outstripping
+everything on the road. We came to a bridge; one wheel skimmed along
+high on the side rail, the loose boards rattled ominously beneath the
+other. There are no regulations for slow driving on Russian bridges
+beyond those contained in admonitory proverbs and popular legends. One's
+eyes usually supply sufficient warning by day. But Vanka was wedded to
+the true Russian principle, and proceeded in his headlong course _na
+avos_ (on chance). In vain I cried, "This is not an obstacle race!" He
+replied cheerfully, "It is the horse!"
+
+We were forced to conclude that we had stumbled upon the hero of Count
+Tolstoy's story, Kholstomir, in that gaunt old horse, racing thus by
+inspiration, and looking not unlike the portrait of Kholstomir in his
+sad old age, from the hand of the finest animal-painter in Russia,
+which, with its companion piece, Kholstomir in his proud youth, hangs on
+the wall in the count's Moscow house.
+
+Our mad career ended at what Vanka declared to be the best hotel; the
+one recommended by the guidebook had been closed for years, he said. I,
+who had not found the guide-book infallible, believed him, until he
+landed us at one which looked well enough, but whose chief furnishing
+was smells of such potency that I fled, handkerchief clapped to nose,
+while the limp waiter, with his jaw bound up like a figure from a German
+picture-book, called after me that "perhaps the drains _were_ a little
+out of order." Thrifty Vanka, in hopes of a commission, or bent upon
+paying off a grudge, still obstinately refused to take us to the hotel
+recommended; but a hint of application to the police decided him to
+deposit us at another door. This proved to be really the best house in
+town, though it does not grace the printed list. It was on the usual
+plan of inns in Russian country towns. There was the large, airy
+dining-room, with clean lace curtains, polished floor, and table set
+with foliage plants in fancy pots; the bedrooms, with single iron beds,
+reservoir washstands, and no bed linen or towels without extra charge.
+
+The next morning we devoted to the few sights of the town. The Kremlin,
+on flat ground and not of imposing size, makes very little impression
+after the Moscow Kremlin; but its churches exhibit some charming new
+fancies in onion-shaped cupolas which we had not noticed elsewhere, and
+its cathedral contains frescoes of a novel sort. In subject they are
+pretty equally divided between the Song of Solomon and the Ecumenical
+Councils, with a certain number of saints, of course, though these are
+fewer than usual. The artist was evidently a man who enjoyed rich stuffs
+of flowered patterns, and beautiful women.
+
+The Imperial Firearms Factory we did not see. We had omitted to obtain
+from the Minister of War that permission without which no foreigner of
+either sex can enter, though Russians may do so freely, and we did not
+care enough about it to await the reply to a telegram. We contented
+ourselves with assuring the officer in charge that we were utter
+simpletons in the matter of firearms, afraid of guns even when they were
+not loaded,--I presume he did not understand that allusion,--and
+that it was pure curiosity of travelers which had led us to invade his
+office.
+
+However, there was no dearth of shops where we could inspect all the
+wares in metal for which this Russian Birmingham has been celebrated
+ever since the industry was founded by men from Holland, in the
+sixteenth century. In the matter of _samovars_, especially, there is a
+wide range of choice in this cradle of "the portable domestic hearth,"
+although there are only two or three among the myriad manufacturers
+whose goods are famed for that solidity of brass and tin which insures
+against dents, fractures, and poisoning.
+
+During the morning we ordered round a _troika_ from the posting-house.
+It did not arrive. Probably it was asleep, like most other things on
+that warm day. It was too far off to invite investigation, and sallying
+forth after breakfast to hire an _izvostchik_, I became a blessed
+windfall to a couple of bored policemen, who waked up a cabman for me
+and took a kindly interest in the inevitable bargaining which ensued.
+While this was in progress, up came two dusty and tattered
+"pilgrims,"--"religious tramps" will designate their character with
+perfect accuracy,--who were sufficiently wide awake to beg. I
+positively had not a kopek in change; but not even a Russian beggar
+would believe that. I parried the attack.
+
+"I'm not an Orthodox Christian, my good men. I am sure that you do not
+want money from a heretic."
+
+"Never mind; I'm a bachelor," replied one of them bravely and
+consolingly.
+
+When we had all somewhat recovered from this, the policemen, catching
+the spirit of the occasion, explained to the men that I and my money
+were extremely dangerous to the Orthodox, both families and bachelors,
+especially to pious pilgrims to the shrines, such as they were, and they
+gently but firmly compelled the men to move on, despite their vehement
+protestations that they were willing to run the risk and accept the
+largest sort of change from the heretic. But I was obdurate. I knew from
+experience that for five kopeks, or less, I should receive thanks,
+reverences to the waist or even to the ground; but that the gift of more
+than five kopeks would result in a thankless, suspicious stare, which
+would make me feel guilty of some enormous undefined crime. This was
+Count Tolstoy's experience also. We devoted ourselves to cabby once
+more.
+
+Such a winning fellow as that Vanka was, from the very start! After I
+had concluded the bargain for an extra horse and an apron which his
+carriage lacked, he persuaded me that one horse was enough--at the
+price of two. To save time I yielded, deducting twenty-five cents only
+from the sum agreed on, lest I should appear too easily cheated. That
+sense of being ridiculed as an inexperienced simpleton, when I had
+merely paid my interlocutor the compliment of trusting him, never ceased
+to be a pain and a terror to me.
+
+The friendly policemen smiled impartially upon Vanka and us, as they
+helped to pack us in the drosky.
+
+Tula as we saw it on our way out, and as we had seen it during our
+morning stroll, did not look like a town of sixty-four thousand
+inhabitants, or an interesting place of residence. It was a good type of
+the provincial Russian town. There were the broad unpaved, or badly
+paved, dusty streets. There were the stone official buildings, glaring
+white in the sun, interspersed with wooden houses, ranging from the
+pretentious dwelling to the humble shelter of logs.
+
+For fifteen versts (ten miles) after we had left all these behind us, we
+drove through a lovely rolling country, on a fine macadamized highway
+leading to the south and to Kieff. The views were wide, fresh, and fair.
+Hayfields, plowed fields, fields of green oats, yellowing rye,
+blue-flowered flax, with birch and leaf trees in small groves near at
+hand, and forests in the distance, varied the scene. Evergreens were
+rarer here, and oak-trees more plentiful, than north of Moscow. The
+grass by the roadside was sown thickly with wild flowers: Canterbury
+bells, campanulas, yarrow pink and white, willow-weed (good to
+adulterate tea), yellow daisies, spiraea, pinks, corn-flowers, melilot,
+honey-sweet galium, yellow everlasting, huge deep-crimson crane's-bill,
+and hosts of others.
+
+Throughout this sweet drive my merry _izvostchik_ delighted me with his
+discourse. It began thus. I asked, "Did he know Count Tolstoy?"
+
+"Did he know Count Tolstoy? Everybody knew him. He was the first
+gentleman in the empire [!]. There was not another such man in all the
+land."
+
+"Could he read? Had he read the count's 'Tales'?"
+
+"Yes. He had read every one of the count's books that he could lay his
+hands on. Did I mean the little books with the colored covers and the
+pictures on the outside?" (He alluded to the little peasant "Tales" in
+their original cheap form, costing two or three cents apiece.)
+"Unfortunately they were forbidden, or not to be had at the Tula shops,
+and though there were libraries which had them, they were not for such
+as he."*
+
+* At this time, in Moscow, the sidewalk bookstalls, such as this man
+would have been likely to patronize, could not furnish a full set of the
+_Tales_ in the cheap form. The venders said that they were "forbidden;"
+but since they openly displayed and sold such as they had, and since any
+number of complete sets could be obtained at the publishers' hard by,
+the prohibition evidently extended only to the issue of a fresh edition.
+Meanwhile, the _Tales_ complete in one volume were not forbidden. This
+volume, one of the set of the author's works published by his wife, cost
+fifty kopeks (about twenty-five cents), not materially more than the
+other sort. As there was a profit to the family on this edition, and
+none on the cheap edition, the withdrawal of the latter may have been
+merely a private business arrangement, to be expected under the
+circumstances, and the cry of "prohibition" may have been employed as a
+satisfactory and unanswerable tradesman's excuse for not being supplied
+with the goods desired.
+
+"How had they affected him? Why, he had learned to love all the world
+better. He knew that if he had a bit of bread he must share it with his
+neighbor, even if he did find it hard work to support his wife and four
+small children. Had such a need arisen? Yes; and he had given his
+children's bread to others." (He pretended not to hear when I inquired
+why he had not given his own share of the bread.) "Was he a more honest
+man than before? Oh, yes, yes, indeed! He would not take a kopek from
+any one unless he were justly entitled to it."
+
+"And Count Tolstoy! A fine man, that! The Emperor had conferred upon him
+the right to release prisoners from the jail,--had I noticed the big
+jail, on the left hand as we drove out of town?" (I took the liberty to
+doubt this legend, in strict privacy.) "Tula was a very bad place; there
+were many prisoners. Men went to the bad there from the lack of
+something to do." (This man was a philosopher, it seemed.)
+
+So he ran on enthusiastically, twisting round in his seat, letting his
+horse do as it would, and talking in that soft, gentle, charming way to
+which a dozen adjectives would fail to do justice, and which appears to
+be the heritage of almost every Russian, high or low. It was an
+uncomfortable attitude for us, because it left us nowhere to put our
+smiles, and we would not for the world have had him suspect that he
+amused us.
+
+But the gem of his discourse dropped from his lips when I asked him
+what, in his opinion, would be the result if Count Tolstoy could
+reconstruct the world on his plan.
+
+"Why, naturally," he replied, "if all men were equal, I should not be
+driving you, for example. I should have my own horse and cow and
+property, and I should do no work!"
+
+I must say that, on reflection, I was not surprised that he should have
+reached this rather astonishing conclusion. I have no doubt that all of
+his kind--and it is not a stupid kind, by any means--think the same.
+I tried to tell him about America, where we were all equals in theory (I
+omitted "theory"), and yet where some of us still "drive other people,"
+figuratively speaking. But he only laughed and shook his head, and said
+he did not believe that all men were equal in such a land any more than
+they were in Russia. That was the sort of wall against which I was
+always being brought up, with a more or less painful bump, when I
+attempted to elucidate the institutions of this land of liberty. He
+seemed to have it firmly fixed in his brain that, although Count Tolstoy
+worked in the fields "like one of us poor brethren," he really did no
+work whatever.
+
+Thus did I obtain a foretaste of the views held by the peasant class
+upon the subject of Count Tolstoy's scheme of reformation, since this
+man was a peasant himself from one of the neighboring villages, and an
+average representative of their modes of thought.
+
+At last we reached the stone gateposts which mark the entrance to the
+park of Yasnaya Polyana (Clearfield), and drove up the formerly splendid
+and still beautiful avenue of huge white birch-trees, from whose ranks
+many had fallen or been felled. The avenue terminated near the house in
+hedges of lilacs and acacias.
+
+Most of the family were away in the fields, or bathing in the river. But
+we were cordially received, assured that our visit was well timed and
+that there were no guests, and were installed in the room of the count's
+eldest son, who was at his business in St. Petersburg.
+
+Then I paid and dismissed the beaming Vanka, whose name chanced to be
+Alexei, adding liberal "tea-money" for his charming manners and
+conversation. My sympathy with the hardship of being unable to procure
+books had moved me so deeply that I had already asked the man for his
+address, and had promised to send him a complete set of the count's
+"Tales" from Moscow.
+
+We parted with the highest opinion of each other. Alas! a day or two
+later one of the count's daughters happened to inquire how much I had
+paid for the carriage, probably in consequence of former experiences,
+and informed me that I had given just twice as much as any cabman in
+Tula would have been glad to take. (The boredom of those policemen must
+have been relieved by another smile--behind our backs.) Then I repeated
+my conversation with that delicately conscientious _izvostchik_,
+nurtured on the "Tales," and mentioned my promise. Even the grave count
+was forced to laugh, and I declared that I should be afraid to send the
+set of books, for fear of the consequences.
+
+When we were ready, being unfamiliar with the house, we asked the maid
+to conduct us to the countess. She took this in its literal sense, and
+ushered us into the bedroom where the countess was dressing, an
+introduction to country life which was certainly informal enough.
+
+We dined at a long table under the trees at a little distance from the
+house. The breeze sifted the tiny papery birch seeds into our soup and
+water. Clouds rolled up, and at every threat of the sky we grasped our
+plates, prepared to make a dash for the house.
+
+The count, who had been mowing, appeared at dinner in a grayish blouse
+and trousers, and a soft white linen cap. He looked even more
+weather-beaten in complexion than he had in Moscow during the winter, if
+that were possible. His broad shoulders seemed to preserve in their
+enhanced stoop a memory of recent toil. His manner, a combination of
+gentle simplicity, awkward half-conquered consciousness, and
+half-discarded polish, was as cordial as ever. His piercing
+gray-green-blue eyes had lost none of their almost saturnine and withal
+melancholy expression. His sons were clad in the pretty blouse suits of
+coarse gray linen which are so common in Russia in the summer, and white
+linen caps.
+
+After dinner, on that first evening, the countess invited us to go to
+the fields and see her husband at work. He had not observed the good old
+recipe, "After dinner, rest awhile," but had set off again immediately,
+and we had been eager to follow him. We hunted for him through several
+meadows, and finally came upon him in a sloping orchard lot, seated
+under the trees, in a violent perspiration. He had wasted no time,
+evidently. He was resting, and chatting with half a dozen peasants of
+assorted ages. It appeared that he had made a toilet for dinner, since
+he now wore a blue blouse faded with frequent washing, and ornamented
+with new dark blue patches on the shoulders. It was the same blouse with
+which Repin's portrait of him engaged in plowing had already made us
+familiar.
+
+We talked with the peasants. They remained seated, and gave no greeting.
+I do not think they would have done so on any other estate in Russia. It
+is not that the count has inspired his humble neighbors with a higher
+personal sense of independence and the equality of man; all Russian
+peasants are pretty well advanced along that path already, and they
+possess a natural dignity which prevents their asserting themselves in
+an unpleasant manner except in rare cases. When they rise or salute, it
+is out of politeness, and with no more servility than the same act
+implies in an officer of the Guards in presence of a Court dame. The
+omission on this occasion interested me as significant.
+
+The conversation turned upon the marriage of one of the younger men,
+which was to come off in a neighboring village two days later, at the
+conclusion of the fast of Saint Peter and Saint Paul. A middle-aged
+peasant took up the subject in a rather unpleasant and not very
+respectful manner, saying that he saw no use for priests, who had
+everything provided for them (_na gatovayu ruku_), and charged so high
+for baptizing and marrying.
+
+"They demand seven rubles for marrying this fellow," said he. "I'll do
+it for a ruble, and be glad to."
+
+"If it is so easy, go pass your examinations and become a priest at
+once," replied the countess.
+
+"I don't know enough for that."
+
+"Then go hire yourself out as a clown. You are always making bad jokes."
+
+The man was subdued. The count took no part in this conversation, and
+looked somewhat disturbed when the other men joined disagreeably in the
+laugh against their comrade. He turned the subject.
+
+"Look at the oldest of these men," he said to us in English. "He has
+lost the first joint of all the fingers on one hand from frost."
+
+He was a weak-looking, withered little man, but when they began to mow
+again, at the count's suggestion, he grasped his scythe as well as any
+of them. The scythes were short, thick, straight, looked very heavy, and
+were set on very long, straight handles, so that it was not necessary to
+stoop in mowing.
+
+We watched the party for a while. The count made good progress over the
+uneven ground and thin grass, as though he were used to the work which
+he has described so inimitably in "Anna Karenin." (Another reminder of
+this book is the old nurse of Levin, who still lives on the place, has
+charge of the dogs because she is fond of animals, and carries her mania
+to the extent of feeding and petting the black beetles. The grave of
+Karl Ivanovitch, the tutor in "Childhood, Boyhood, Youth," which lies in
+the cemetery a mile or two distant, is another memento of his writings.)
+As we strolled back to the house, we paused to look at the long white
+stables, the thatched granary with walls of wattled tree boughs, and
+other farm buildings. In the space between the house and the
+dining-table we found the children, with their cousins, the French
+tutor, and the English governess, engaged in a game of ball called
+_wapta_, which involves much running and some skill.
+
+To this table the _samovar_ was brought about half past seven, and the
+early tea, the children's tea, was served at twilight in the open air
+heavy with the perfume of the linden-trees. Late tea was always served
+in the house, in the large hall, accompanied by various viands, and by
+wild strawberries fetched by the peasant children.
+
+That evening the count talked to me chiefly about the pamphlets on the
+Hopedale community and the peace doctrines advocated by Adin Ballou,
+which had been sent to him shortly before from America. He had then
+learned for the first time that his principles in that direction had
+been anticipated, and he seemed to be genuinely gratified to know that
+this was the case. He prophesied that this movement in favor of
+non-resistance would attract much more attention in the future than it
+has attracted in the past. The fate of Mr. Ballou's community did not
+seem to shake his faith.
+
+Naturally, the house was the first point which engaged our attention. In
+1860, Count Tolstoy, being then thirty-two years of age, made up his
+mind unalterably that he would never marry. All the world knows that
+when the count has irrevocably determined upon anything he immediately
+furnishes substantial proof of his convictions. On this occasion his
+demonstration took the form of selling the manor house, which was taken
+down and set up again on another estate in the same government by the
+purchaser. The wings of the former house alone remained, detached
+buildings, such as were used in the olden days to accommodate the
+embroiderers, weavers, peasant musicians and actors of the private
+troupes kept by wealthy grandees, as a theatre, or as extra apartments.
+The count occupied one of these wings.
+
+Two years later, he changed his mind and married. He brought his
+beautiful bride of half his age to this tiny wing,--it chanced to be
+tiny in this case,--and there she lived for seventeen years. The
+horrible loneliness of it, especially in winter, with not a neighbor for
+miles, unless one reckon the village at the park gate, which could not
+have furnished anything but human beings, and never a congenial
+companion for her! Needless to say that she never had on a low-bodied
+gown, never went to the theatre or a ball, in all her fair young life;
+and to the loneliness of the country must be added the absolute
+loneliness during the absences of the count, who had much reading to do
+in Moscow for the historical portions of his great war drama. When he
+got tired of his village school, of his experiments upon the infant
+peasant mind, of things in general, he could and did go away for rest.
+The countess did not. Decidedly, the Countess Sophia Tolstoy is one of
+those truly feminine heroines who are cast into shadow by a brilliant
+light close to them, but a heroine none the less in more ways than need
+be mentioned. Her self-denial and courage gave to the world "War and
+Peace" and "Anna Karenin;" and she declares that were it to do over
+again she would not hesitate a moment. The public owes the count's wife
+a great debt of gratitude, and not of reproaches, for bravely opposing
+his fatal desire to live in every detail the life of a peasant laborer.
+Can any one blessed with the faintest particle of imagination fail to
+perceive how great a task it has been to withstand him thus for his own
+good; to rear nine healthy, handsome, well-bred children out of the much
+larger family which they have had; to bear the entire responsibility of
+the household and the business?
+
+She remarked, one day, that there was no crying need for the Russian
+nobility to follow her husband's teachings and give away all their goods
+in order to be on a level with the peasants. Plenty of them would soon
+attain that blissful state of poverty in the natural course of things,
+since they were not only growing poorer every year, but the distribution
+of inheritances among the numerous children was completing the work, and
+very many would be reduced to laboring with their hands for a living.
+This is perfectly true. There is no law of primogeniture in Russia. The
+one established by Peter the Great having produced divers and grievous
+evils, besides being out of harmony with the Russian character, it was
+withdrawn. All the male children share equally in the father's estate as
+in title. The female children receive by law only an extremely small
+portion of the inheritance, but their dowry is not limited.
+
+Among the count's most ardent followers is one of his daughters. She
+does everything for herself, according to his teachings, in a manner
+which American girls, in even moderately well-to-do families, would
+never dream of. She works for the peasants in various ways, and carries
+out her father's ideas in other matters as far as possible. Her Spartan
+(or Tolstoyan) treatment of herself may be of value in character-
+building, as mortification of the flesh is supposed to be in
+general. Practically, I think the relations between peasants and nobles
+render her sacrifices unavailing. For example: one of the peasant women
+having been taken ill,--there was a good deal of sickness in the
+village,--she went to the hayfield to do the woman's work and prevent
+the forfeit of fifteen or twenty cents, the price of the day's labor. We
+strolled out to find her. The thermometer must have stood at 100 degrees
+F., and although the dry inland heat can be better borne than the same
+amount of damp heat, it was far from being comfortable weather even for
+indolent persons. We found her under a tree, resting and drinking cold
+tea, while she awaited the return, from some errand of their devising,
+of the peasant women who had been at work with her. She looked
+wretchedly ill, and we tried to prevail on her to go back to the house
+with us. But the count (who was not well enough to work) happened along,
+and as he said nothing she decided to stay and to resume labor at once,
+since the women seemed to have been detained.
+
+As we beat a retreat homeward under that burning sun, we discovered the
+nature of the peasant women's urgent business. They were engaged in
+stripping the count's bushes of their fruit and devouring it by the
+handful. We could not persuade him to interfere. "They want it, or they
+would not take it," he said. It was none of our business, to be sure,
+but those strong, muscular women offered such a contrast, in physique
+and conduct, to the fair, delicate young girl whom we had just left that
+we felt indignant enough to attack them ourselves, if it would have done
+any good. The next day his daughter was more seriously ill than the
+peasant woman whose place she had taken. I should not have felt unhappy
+to learn that those women had been uncomfortably ill in consequence of
+their greediness.
+
+The count has no longer a school for the peasant children, by the way.
+The necessity for that is past. But he must have been an original
+professor. A friend of mine in St. Petersburg, who was interested,
+during the sixties, in the secular Sunday-schools for workingmen who
+could not attend on week days, repeated to me the count's method as
+imparted to her by himself while visiting the capital. He objected to
+the rules which compelled the men to be regular in attendance, on the
+ground that learning must not be acquired thus mechanically, under
+compulsion, but when the scholar feels an inward impulse. He would not
+listen to the suggestion that this method would hardly answer when study
+must be prosecuted on specified days under penalty of eternal ignorance.
+He said that when he found his peasant pupils indisposed to learn he
+dismissed the school, went home, and occupied himself in his own
+affairs. After an interval, more or less long, a scuffling of feet and a
+rapping would become audible at the door, and small voices would plead:
+"Please, Lyeff Nikola'itch, we want to study. Please, come and teach
+us." He went, and they made rapid progress because all was purely
+voluntary.
+
+One of the whitened stone wings of the old manor house stands unchanged.
+It is occupied in summer by the countess's sister and her family. She is
+a handsome and clever woman, who translates, and who has written some
+strong short stories. The wing used by the count has been enlarged to
+meet the requirements of the large family, and yet it is not a great or
+imposing house. At one end a stone addition, like the original building,
+contains, on the ground floor, the count's two rooms, which open on an
+uncovered stone terrace facing the hedge-inclosed lawn, with beds of
+bright flowers bordering it, and the stately lindens of the grand
+avenues waving their crests beyond in the direction of the ponds. Over
+these rooms and the vestibule is the hall, indispensable as a
+dining-room and a play-room for the small children in wet weather and in
+winter. A wooden addition at the other end furnishes half a dozen rooms
+for members of the family, the tutor and the maids. Near by stand
+several log cottages,--the bakehouse, the servants' dining-room, and
+other necessary offices.
+
+The count's study is very plain. The walls are in part lined with
+bookcases; in part they are covered with portraits of relatives and of
+distinguished persons whom he admires. There are more bookcases in the
+vestibule, for people are constantly sending him books of every
+conceivable sort. I imagine that the first copies of every book,
+pamphlet, and journal on any hobby or "ism," especially from America,
+find their way to the address of Count Tolstoy. He showed me some very
+wild products of the human brain. The hall upstairs has a polished wood
+floor, as is usual with such rooms, and a set of very simple wicker
+furniture. Portraits of ancestors, some of whom figure in "War and
+Peace," hang upon the walls. A piano, on which the count sometimes
+plays, and a large table complete the furniture. Everything in the house
+is severely simple. If I take the liberty of going into these details,
+it is in the interest of justice. The house has been described in print
+--from imagination, it would seem--as "a castle luxuriously
+furnished," and the count has been reproached with it. Cheap as the
+furniture is, he grumbled at it when it was purchased; he grumbles at it
+still, and to me spoke of it as "sinful luxury." But then he cannot be
+regarded a fair judge of what constitutes luxury.
+
+The whole house, outside and in, is modest in the extreme. The park with
+its avenues of lindens, which were in full bloom during our visit, the
+ponds and lawns and forest, must have been superb in the time of his
+grandfather, and even of his mother, from whom he inherited it. A grove
+and thicket now occupy the site of the former manor, and screen the view
+of each wing from the other. Vegetable gardens and berry patches lie
+near at hand, and beds of brilliant but not rare flowers enliven the
+immediate vicinity of the house.
+
+The estate is large and fertile, though it does not lie in the famous
+"black-earth zone." This begins a few miles south of it.
+
+Plain wholesome food, simple dress, an open-air life without fixed
+programme, were what we found. In the morning, after drinking tea or
+coffee, with bread and butter, in the hall, we usually strolled through
+the lovely forest, filled with flowers and perfumes, to the little river
+about a mile distant, for a bath. The unpainted board bath-house had
+seats running along the walls, and steps leading down into the water. A
+framework supporting thick screens of golden rye straw extended far out
+over the stream. A door upstream swung open at will for ambitious
+swimmers. It was a solitary spot. The peasant girls pitching hay in the
+meadows beyond with three-pronged boughs stripped of their leaves were
+the only persons we ever saw. Clad in their best scarlet cotton
+_sarafani_ and head kerchiefs, they added greatly to the beauty of the
+landscape. Haying is such easy work compared to the rest of the summer
+labors, that the best gowns are donned as for a festival.
+
+If the boys got ahead of us on those hot mornings, when we had dispensed
+with every article of clothing not absolutely necessary, we lay in the
+shadow of the fragrant birches at the top of the hill on the soft, short
+sward, which seems in Russia to grow as thick in dense forests as in
+open glades, and waited until they could tear themselves from the cool
+embrace of the stream. Then we went in, great and small, but with no
+bathing-dress. The use of such a garment on such an occasion would be
+regarded as a sign that one was afflicted with some bodily defect which
+one was anxious to conceal. By the time we had refreshed ourselves and
+rambled back, searching for early mushrooms through the forest or the
+great plantation of birches set out by the count's own hands a quarter
+of a century before, and grown now to stout and serviceable giants, the
+twelve o'clock breakfast was ready under the trees. At this informal
+meal every one sat where he pleased, and helped himself. At dinner, on
+the contrary, my place was always at the count's left hand. We sat on
+whatever offered itself. Sometimes I had a wooden chair, sometimes a bit
+of the long bench like a plasterer's horse. Once, when some one rose
+suddenly from the other end of this, I tumbled over on the count and
+narrowly escaped wrecking his dinner.
+
+At no meal did the count ever eat a mouthful of meat, despite urgent
+persuasion. Boiled buckwheat groats, salted cucumbers, black bread, eggs
+with spinach, tea and coffee, sour _kvas_ (beer made from black bread),
+and cabbage soup formed the staple of his diet, even when ill, and when
+most people would have avoided the cucumbers and _kvas_, at least.
+
+The family generally met as a whole for the first time at breakfast. The
+count had been busy at work in the fields, in writing or reading in his
+study; the boys with their tutor; the countess copying her husband's
+manuscript and ordering the household. After breakfast every one did
+what he pleased until dinner. There was riding, driving,--anything that
+the heat permitted. A second bath, late in the afternoon, was indulged
+in when it was very hot. The afternoon bathing party generally drove
+down in a _lineika_, a sort of long jaunting-car with a central bench,
+not too wide, on which the passengers sit back to back, their feet
+resting on a narrow footboard which curves over the wheels as a shield.
+This _lineika_ had also cross-seats at each end, and with judicious
+packing could be made to hold sixteen persons. As it was upholstered in
+leather and had no springs, there was some art in keeping one's seat
+when the three horses were going at full speed over the uneven forest
+road.
+
+After breakfast I sometimes sat under the trees with the countess, and
+helped her sew on baby Ivan's clothes, for the pleasure of her
+conversation. Nothing could be more fascinating. This beautiful woman
+has not rusted during her long residence in the country. There are few
+better informed women than she, few better women of business, few women
+who are so clever and practical.
+
+One day, as I was sitting, armed with thimble and needle, waiting for
+her, the count discovered a hole in his pocket, and asked his niece to
+mend it for him. She had not her implements. I volunteered,--to do the
+mending, not to lend the wherewithal. The pocket was of black silk, my
+thread of white cotton, but that was of no consequence. I seated myself
+comfortably on the sand, and speedily discovered not one hole, but a row
+of holes such as wear along the seams of pockets. The count was greatly
+annoyed at the trouble he was giving me, protested as I began on each
+new hole, and was very restless. I was finally obliged to speak.
+
+"Lyeff Nikola'itch," I said, "do me the favor to sit still. Your
+reputation as well as mine is involved in this work. It must be done
+thoroughly and neatly quite as much for your sake as for mine."
+
+"How so?" he asked in surprise.
+
+"My woman's reputation for neat mending trembles in the balance; and do
+not you advocate the theory that we should help our fellow-men? You have
+helped others; it is your turn now to be experimented on. And besides,
+if the fellow-man obstinately refuses to be helped by others, how are we
+to do our duty by him? How could you work for others, if they persisted
+in following out the other half of your doctrine and doing everything
+for themselves? 'Tis plain that you understand how to render services
+far better than to receive them. Reform. Submit."
+
+The count laughed, with a sort of grim bewilderment in his eye, and
+behaved in an exemplary manner for the few remaining moments. I mentally
+thanked Fate for providing me with an opportunity for suggesting an
+object lesson on a point which had puzzled me not a little, and which I
+had been pining to attack in some form. He did not explain away my
+difficulties, it is true, but I was satisfied with having presented the
+other side of the shield to his attention.
+
+On another occasion, as we sat under the trees, a peasant came, scythe
+on shoulder, to complain to the countess of his wrongs. No one ever went
+to the count, knowing that his wife had full management. Peasants who
+came in a deputation to parley about hiring or buying extra land, and so
+on, applied directly to her. The comrades of this Vasily Alexei'itch had
+got two buckets of _vodka_, and had forced him, who detested liquor, to
+drink of it. Then they had become quarrelsome (he was peaceable), and
+they had torn his shirt--so! Hereupon he flung back his coat, worn in
+Russian fashion with the sleeves hanging, and let his faded red cotton
+shirt fall from his muscular shoulders, leaving him nude to the waist,
+save for the cheap little baptismal cross suspended round his neck by a
+cord. The small boys set up a shout of laughter at his story and his
+action. The countess rebuked him sharply for such conduct before the
+children, and refused to interfere in the quarrel. The man pulled his
+torn shirt over his body and slouched off. That evening, after tea, the
+count happened to hit upon a couple of Mr. Rider Haggard's books for
+discussion, and, for the benefit of those in the company who had not
+read it, gave the chief points of "She" in particularly lively style,
+which kept us all in laughter. In describing the heroine, he said that
+"she was clothed in an airy garment, like Vasily Alexei'itch;" and again
+that "she dropped her garment, and stood like Vasily Alexei'itch." He
+pronounced "She" and other works of Haggard "the lowest type of
+literature," and said that "it was astonishing how so many English
+people could go wild over them." He seemed to read everything, good and
+bad, and to possess not only an omnivorous literary appetite, but a
+wonderful memory for books, even in small details.
+
+Among the innumerable things which he read were Mormon publications,
+sent him regularly from headquarters. I cannot explain the object of the
+Mormons in making him the point of attack. He thought very highly of the
+doctrines of the Mormons as set forth by themselves, and could not
+understand why they were "persecuted" in America. No one had ever sent
+him documents on the other side of the question, and he seemed as
+ignorant of it as I was of the Mormon arguments. In answer to his
+queries, I told him that the problems involved were too numerous,
+serious, and complicated for me to enter upon; that the best way, under
+such circumstances, was for him to read statements set down in black and
+white by recognized authorities on the subject; and that I would cause
+books on the matter to be forwarded to him, which I did. But he
+persisted that our government is in the wrong.
+
+"It is a shame," said he, "that in a great and free country like America
+a community of people should be so oppressed, and not allowed that
+liberty of which you boast."
+
+"You know your Dickens well," I answered. "Have you any recollection of
+Martin Chuzzlewit? You will remember that when Martin was in America
+with Mark Tapley he saw a slave being sold. Mark Tapley observed that
+'the Americans were so fond of Liberty that they took liberties with
+her.' That is, in brief, what ails the Mormons. The only argument in
+favor of them which can possibly be made is that their practice, not
+their preaching, offers the only solution of your own theory that all
+women should be married. But that theory has never been advanced in
+extenuation of their behavior. I offer it to you brand new, as a slight
+illustration of a very unpleasant subject."
+
+One day, during a chat in his study, he had praised Dickens.
+
+"There are three requisites which go to make a perfect writer," he
+remarked. "First, he must have something worth saying. Second, he must
+have a proper way of saying it. Third, he must have sincerity. Dickens
+had all three of these qualities. Thackeray had not much to say; he had
+a great deal of art in saying it; but he had not enough sincerity.
+Dostoevsky possessed all three requisites. Nekrasoff knew well how to
+express himself, but he did not possess the first quality; he forced
+himself to say something, whatever would catch the public at the moment,
+of which he was a very keen judge. As he wrote to suit the popular
+taste, believing not at all in what he said, he had none of the third
+requisite." He declared that America had not as yet produced any
+first-class woman writer, like George Eliot and George Sand.
+
+Count Tolstoy's latest book at that time was "What to Do?" It was much
+discussed, though not very new. It will be remembered that in the final
+chapter of that work he argues that woman's whole duty consists in
+marrying and having as large a family as possible. But, in speaking of
+Mr. Howells's "The Undiscovered Country," which he had just discovered,
+--it was odd to think he had never heard of Mr. Howells before,--he
+remarked, in connection with the Shakers, that "it was a good thing that
+they did not marry."
+
+He said this more than once and at some length. I did not like to enter
+on the subject lest he should go too far, in his earnestness, before the
+assembled company. Therefore I seized an opportunity to ask his wife how
+he reconciled that remark with his creed that all women should marry.
+
+She answered that it certainly was not consistent, but that her husband
+changed his opinion every two years; and, to my consternation, she
+instantly appealed to him. He did not go into details, however. He
+pulled out a letter which he had received from a Russian woman, a
+stranger to him. The writer said: "While acknowledging the justice of
+your views, I must remark that marriage is a fate which is not possible
+to every woman. What, then, in your opinion, should a woman who has
+missed that fate do?"
+
+I was interested in his reply, because six months earlier he had advised
+me to marry. I inquired what answer he intended to send,--that is, if
+he meant to reply at all. He said that he considered the letter of
+sufficient importance to merit an answer, and that he should tell her
+that "every woman who had not married, whatever the reason, ought to
+impose upon herself the hardest cross which she could devise, and bear
+it."
+
+"And so punish herself for the fault of others, perhaps?" I asked. "No.
+If your correspondent is a woman of sufficient spirit to impose that
+cross, she will also have sufficient spirit to retort that very few of
+us choose our own crosses; and that women's crosses imposed by Fate,
+Providence, or whatever one pleases to call it, are generally heavier,
+more cruel, than any which they could imagine for themselves in the
+maddest ecstasy of pain-worship. Are the Shaker women, of whom you
+approve, also to invent crosses? And how about the Shaker men? What is
+their duty in the matter of invoking suffering?"
+
+He made no reply, except that "non-marriage was the ideal state," and
+then relapsed into silence, as was his habit when he did not intend to
+relinquish his idea. Nevertheless I am convinced he is always open to
+the influence--quite unconsciously, of course--of argument from any
+quarter. His changes of belief prove it.
+
+These remarks anent the Shakers seemed to indicate that another change
+was imminent; and as the history of his progress through the links of
+his chain of reasoning was a subject of the greatest interest to me, I
+asked his wife for it. It cannot be called anything but a linked
+progress, since the germs--nay, the nearly full-fledged idea--of his
+present moral and religious attitude can be found in almost all of his
+writings from the very beginning.
+
+When the count married, he had attained to that familiar stage in the
+spiritual life where men have forgotten, or outgrown, or thoroughly
+neglected for a long time the religious instruction inculcated upon them
+in their childhood. There is no doubt that the count had been well
+grounded in religious tenets and ceremonies; the Russian church is
+particular on this point, and examinations in "the law of God" form part
+of the conditions for entrance to the state schools. But, having reached
+the point where religion has no longer any solid grasp upon a man, he
+did not like to see other people observe even the forms.
+
+Later on he began a novel, to be called "The Decembrists." The
+Decembrists is the name given to the participants in the disorders of
+1825, on the accession of the Emperor Nicholas I. to the throne. Among
+the preparations which he made for this work were excursions taken with
+the object of acquainting himself with the divers dialects and
+peculiarities of expression current in the different parts of the
+empire. These he collected from pilgrims on the highways and byways.
+
+"A pilgrim," said the witty countess, "is a man who has grown tired of
+the jars and the cares and responsibilities of the household; out of
+patience with the family in general. He feels the necessity, inborn in
+every Russian, for roaming, for getting far away from people, into the
+country and the forests. So he makes a pilgrimage to some distant
+shrine. I should like to be a pilgrim myself, but the family ties me
+down. I feel the need of freshening up my ideas."
+
+In these excursions the count came to see how great a part religion
+plays in the life of the lower classes; and he argued that, in order to
+get into sympathy with them, one must share their ideas as to religion.
+Accordingly he plunged into it with his customary ardor,--"he has a
+passionate nature,"--and for several years he attended every church
+service, observed every rite, kept every fast, and so on. He thought it
+horrible if those about him did not do the same,--if they neglected a
+single form. I think it quite probable that he initiated the trouble
+with his stomach by these fasts. They are nothing to a person who has
+always been used to them; but when we consider that the longer fasts
+cover about four solid months,--not to mention the usual abstinence on
+Wednesdays and Fridays and the special abstinences,--and that milk,
+eggs, cheese, and butter are prohibited, as well as other customary
+articles of food, it is not difficult to imagine the effect of sudden
+and strict observance upon a man accustomed during the greater part of
+his life to a meat diet. The vegetable diet in which he now persists
+only aggravates the evil in one who is afflicted with liver trouble, and
+who is too old to train his vital economy in fresh paths.
+
+His religious ardor lasted until he went to church one day, during the
+last Russo-Turkish war, when prayers were offered for the success of the
+Russian army. It suddenly struck him that it was inconsistent with "Love
+your enemies," "Love one another," "Do not kill," that prayers should be
+offered for the death of enemies. From that day forth he ceased to go to
+church, as he had also perceived that the practice of religious forms
+did not, in reality, bring him much nearer to the peasants, and that one
+must live among them, work among them, to appreciate their point of
+view.
+
+The only surprising thing about this is that he should never have
+noticed that the army is prayed for, essentially in the same sense, at
+every church service. After the petitions for the Emperor and the
+imperial family, the liturgy proceeds, "And we pray for the army, that
+Thou wilt assist Them [that is, the Imperial family and its army], and
+subdue all foes and enemies under Their feet." Perhaps these familiar
+words came home to him with special force on that particular day, as
+familiar words sometimes do. Possibly it was a special prayer. In any
+case, the prayer was strictly logical. If you have an army, pray for it;
+and the only prayer that can be offered is, obviously, not for its
+defeat. That would be tantamount to praying for the enemy; which might
+be Scriptural, in one way, but would be neither natural, popular, nor
+further removed from objections of murder than the other.
+
+But Count Tolstoy was logical, also, in another way. Once started on
+this train of thought, most worldly institutions of the present day,
+beginning with the army, appeared to him opposed to the teaching of
+Christ, on which point no rational man will differ from him. As to the
+possibility of living the life of Christ, or even the advisability of
+trying it, at this period of the world, that is quite another matter.
+
+It is not necessary for me to recapitulate here that which all the world
+knows already,--the minute details of his belief in personal property,
+labor, the renunciation of art and science, and so forth. We discussed
+them. But I neglected my opportunities to worry him with demands for his
+catechism, which his visitors delight in grinding out of him as though
+from a machine, when the reading public must be sufficiently informed on
+that score already. I have endeavored to set down only the special
+illustrations of his doctrines, out of the rich mass of his
+conversation.
+
+Those who have perused attentively his earlier works will have perceived
+that there is really very little that is absolutely new in these
+doctrines. They are so strictly the development of ideas which are an
+integral part of him, through heredity, environment, and personal bias,
+that the only surprise would be that he should not have ended in this
+way. Community of goods, mutual help, and kindred doctrines are the
+national birthright of every Russian, often bartered, it is true. But
+long residence in the country among the peasants who do not preach these
+doctrines, but simply practice them, naturally affected the thoughtful
+student of humanity though he was of a different rank. He began to
+announce his theories to the world, and found followers, as teachers of
+these views generally do,--a proof that they satisfy an instinct in
+the human breast. Solitary country life anywhere is productive of such
+views.
+
+Disciples, or "adepts," began to make pilgrimages to the prophet. There
+is a characteristic, a highly characteristic history of one such who
+came and established himself in the village at the count's park gate.
+
+"This F. was a Jew, who did not finish his studies, got led astray by
+socialists, and joined a community where, like the other members, he
+lived out of marriage with a young girl student. At last he came across
+a treatise of Lyeff Nikolaevitch, and decided that he was wrong and
+Lyeff Nikolaevitch right. He removed to Yasnaya Polyana, married his
+former mistress, and began to live and work among the peasants." (He
+first joined the Russian church, and one of the count's daughters stood
+godmother for him.) "His wife worked also; but, with delicate health and
+two small children to care for, she could do little, through weakness
+and lack of skill. The peasants laughed at him and at Lyeff
+Nikola'itch."
+
+Mrs. F. came to the countess with her griefs, and the latter helped her
+with food, clothing, and in other ways. "One day nothing remained in the
+house to eat but a single crust. F. was ill. His wife, who was also ill
+and feeble, went off to work. On her return she found no bread. Some one
+had come along begging '_Khristi radi_' [for Christ's sake], and F. had
+given him the crust,--with absolute consistency, it must be confessed.
+This was the end. There was a scene. The wife went back to her friends.
+F. also gave up, went off to Ekaterinoslaff, learned the tailor's trade,
+and married again!" How he managed this second marriage without
+committing bigamy, in view of the laws of Russia on that point, I am at
+a loss to understand.
+
+"All my husband's disciples," said the countess, "are small, blond,
+sickly, and homely; all as like one to another as a pair of old boots.
+You have seen them. X. Z.--you know him--had a very pretty talent
+for verses; but he has ruined it and his mind, and made himself quite an
+idiot, by following my husband's teachings."
+
+The count provided a complement to these remarks in a conversation on
+Russian writers. He said of a certain author; "That man has never been
+duly appreciated, has never received the recognition which his genius
+deserves. Yet you know how superbly he writes,--or rather, did write.
+He has spoiled himself now by imitating me. It is a pity."
+
+This ingenuous comment is rescued from any tinge of conceit or egotism
+by its absolute simplicity and truth. The imitation referred to is of
+the moral "Tales" for popular reading of the lower classes, which my
+cabman had studied. The pity of it is, when so many of the contemporary
+writers of Russia owe their inspiration, their very existence, to
+Turgeneff and Tolstoy having preceded them, that a man who possesses
+personal talent and a delightful individual style should sacrifice them.
+In his case it is unnecessary. Count Tolstoy's recognition of this fact
+is characteristic.
+
+The countess's description of the "adepts" was as clever as the rest of
+her remarks, and absolutely accurate. One of them was at the house for a
+day or two. (I had seen them elsewhere as well.) He had evidently got
+himself a new blouse for the visit. It was of coarse blue and white
+cloth, checked, and so stiff with newness that, having a long slit and
+only one button, at the neck, I could see the whole of his hairy breast
+every time I looked at him from the left side. I sympathized with Prince
+K., who being next him at table turned his back on him and ignored him
+conversationally; which embarrassed the young man extremely. Apropos of
+his shirt, I never saw any one but the count himself wear a shirt that a
+real peasant would have worn; and I do not believe that even he had one
+of the characteristic red cotton garments which are the peasant's pride.
+
+I found this adept interesting when he sat opposite me, and he incited
+the count to vivacity. He contributed a very good anecdote illustrative
+of the count's followers.
+
+A man in one of the southern governments--which one is immaterial here
+--sent a quantity of lithographed copies of five or ten forbidden books
+(Tolstoy's and others) to a disciple of Tolstoy in one of the northern
+governments. In the village of this disciple, some young women students
+in the higher or university courses for women, and followers of Tolstoy,
+were living for the summer in peasant fashion, and working in the
+fields, "_to the scornful pity of the peasants_" (I italicize this
+phrase as remarkable on the lips of an adept.) These young women, having
+heard of the dispatch by post of the books, and being in the town,
+thought to do the count's disciple a favor by asking if they had
+arrived. Had they refrained, nothing would have happened and the books
+would have been delivered without a question. As it was, attention was
+attracted to the parcel by the inquiry of these girls of eccentric
+behavior. The fifty or sixty copies were confiscated; the girls'
+passports were taken from them. The disciple appealed to a relative in
+high official position in their behalf. The girls were informed, in
+consequence, that they might hire themselves out to work for this
+disciple of gentle birth as much as they liked; but they were forbidden
+to work for or among the peasants. The adventure was not ended when this
+story was told. Whether the students were satisfied with the permission
+to work I do not know. Probably not; their fellow-disciple would not
+have scorned them as the peasants did, and contradiction, that spice of
+life to enthusiastic worshipers of impracticable ideas, would have been
+lacking. In my opinion, the authorities committed an error in judgment.
+They should have shown more faith in the peasants, the toil, and the
+girls' unhardened frames. All three elements combined could have been
+trusted to effect a permanent cure of those disciples by the end of the
+harvest, had they been gently encouraged not only to work with the
+peasants but to prove that they were capable of toiling and enduring in
+precisely the same manner and measure.
+
+Still the authorities very naturally looked upon the action of the girls
+as a case of _idti v narod_ (going to the people), in the sense
+understood by the revolutionary propagandists. Their prohibition was
+based on this ground.
+
+In some way we got upon the subject of English things and ways. The
+count's eyes flashed.
+
+"The English are the most brutal nation on earth!" he exclaimed. "Along
+with the Zulus, that is to say. Both go naked: the Zulus all day long,
+the Englishwomen as soon as dinner is served. The English worship their
+muscle; they think of it, talk of it. If I had time, I should like to
+write a book on their ways. And then their executions, which they go to
+see as a pleasure!"
+
+I asked which nation was a model, in his opinion.
+
+"The French," he answered, which seemed to me inconsistent, when he told
+of the execution which he had witnessed in Paris, where a father had
+lifted up his little child that it might have a good view of the horrors
+of the guillotine.
+
+"Defective as is Russian civilization in many respects," he said, "you
+will never find the Russian peasant like that. He abhors deliberate
+murder, like an execution."
+
+"Yet he will himself commit murder," I objected. "There has been a
+perfect flood of murders reported in the newspapers this very spring.
+Those perpetrated in town were all by men of the peasant class; and most
+of them were by lads under twenty years of age."
+
+He insisted that I must have misread the papers. So I proceeded to
+inquire, "What will a peasant do in case of an execution?"
+
+"He will murder, but without premeditation. What he will do in case of
+an execution I can illustrate for you by something which occurred in
+this very neighborhood some years ago.
+
+"The regimental secretary of a regiment stationed at Z. was persecuted
+by one of his officers, who found fault with him continually, and even
+placed him under arrest for days at a time, when the man had only obeyed
+his own orders. At last the secretary's patience failed him, and one day
+he struck the officer. A court-martial followed. I was chosen to defend
+him. He was sentenced to death. I appealed to the Emperor through Madame
+A.,--you know her. For some reason she spoke to one of the ministers.
+'You have not stated the number of his regiment; that is indispensable,'
+was the reply. Evidently this was a subterfuge, that time might be
+consumed in correspondence, and the pardon might arrive too late. The
+reason for this was, in all probability, that just at this time a
+soldier had struck an officer in Moscow and had been condemned. If one
+were pardoned, in justice the other must be also. Otherwise discipline
+would suffer. This coincidence was awkward for the secretary, strong as
+his case was, and he was shot.
+
+"The adjutant's hands trembled so with emotion that he could not apply
+the bandage to the prisoner's eyes. Others tried and gave it up. Well,
+as soon as that man was buried his grave was covered with flowers,
+crosses, and all sorts of things by the peasants, who came many versts
+from all directions, as to the grave of a martyr. Masses for the dead
+were ordered there, in uninterrupted succession, by these poor peasants.
+The feeling was so great and appeared to be spreading to such an extent
+that the authorities were forced not only to prohibit access to the
+grave, but even to level it off so that it could not be found. But an
+Englishman! If he were told to cut the throat of his own father and eat
+him, he would do it."
+
+"Still, in spite of your very striking illustration, and your doubts as
+to my having read the papers correctly," I remarked, "I am sure that the
+Russian peasant does, occasionally, murder with premeditation. He is a
+fine-tempered, much-enduring, admirable fellow, I admit, but he is
+human. He cannot be so different in this respect from all other races of
+men. Moreover, I have the testimony of a celebrated Russian author on my
+side."
+
+"What author? What testimony?"
+
+"Have you ever read The 'Power of Darkness'? The amount of deliberation,
+of premeditation, in any murder is often a matter of opinion; but the
+murder of the child in the last act of that comedy is surely deliberate
+enough to admit of no difference of judgment. Don't you think that the
+author supports me?"
+
+He gasped at my audacity in quoting his own writings against him, and
+retreated into the silence which was his resource when he could not or
+would not answer. Put him in a corner and he would refuse to come out.
+
+Beggars used to come while we were eating out-of-doors; some called
+themselves "pilgrims." The count would give them a little money, and
+they would tramp off again. One day, when the birthday of an absent
+member of the family was being celebrated, and we were drinking healths
+in _voditchka_ (a sort of effervescent water flavored with fruit
+juices), we had a distinguished visitor, "Prince Romanoff." This was the
+crazy Balakhin mentioned in "What to Do?" as having had his brain turned
+by the sight of the luxury in the lives of others. His rags and patches,
+or rather his conglomeration of patches, surpassed anything we had seen
+in that line. One of the lads jumped up and gave him a glass of
+raspberry _voditchka_, telling him that it was rare old wine. The man
+sipped it, looked through it, and pretended (I am sure that it was mere
+pretense) to believe that it was wine. He promised us all large estates
+when the Emperor should give him back his own, now wrongfully withheld
+from him.
+
+Balakhin stayed about the place, making himself at home with the
+servants, for twenty-four hours or more. I believe that he strays about
+among the landed proprietors of the district as a profession. In spite
+of his willingness to call himself "Prince Romanoff" as often as any one
+chose to incite him thereto, this did not impress me as a proof that he
+was too deranged to earn his own living, with his healthy frame, if he
+saw fit. I had observed the mania for titles in other persons (not all
+Russians, by any means) who would vigorously resent the imputation that
+they should be in a lunatic asylum. Moreover, this imperial "Prince
+Romanoff" never forgot his "manners." He invariably rose when his
+superiors (or his inferiors, perhaps I should say) approached, like any
+other peasant, and he looked far more crafty than crazy.
+
+As the peasants were all busy haying, we postponed our visit to the
+village until the afternoon of Peter and Paul's day, in the hope that we
+should then find some of them at home. The butler's family were drinking
+tea on the porch of their neat new log house with a tinned roof, at the
+end of the village near the park gate. They rose and invited us to honor
+them with our company and share their meal. We declined, for lack of
+time.
+
+One of the count's daughters had told me of a curious difference
+existing between the cut of the aprons of maidens and of those of
+married women. I had been incredulous, and she suggested that I put the
+matter to the test by asking the first married woman whom we should see.
+We found a pretty woman, with beautiful brown eyes and exquisite teeth
+(whose whiteness and soundness are said to be the result of the sour
+black bread which the peasants eat exclusively), standing at the door of
+her cottage.
+
+"Here's your chance!"
+
+"Show me your window, please," I said.
+
+She laughed, and turned her back to me. There was the "window," sure
+enough. The peasant apron, which is fastened under the armpits, is
+pretty evenly distributed as to fullness all the way round, and in the
+case of a maiden falls in straight lines in the back. But the married
+woman makes hers with a semicircular opening a few inches below the
+band. The points of the opening are connected by a loop of fringe, a
+couple of cords not always tied, or anything that comes handy,
+apparently for ornament. Now, when the husband feels moved to
+demonstrate his affection for his spouse by administering a beating, he
+is not obliged to fumble and grope among those straight folds for the
+awkward triangular little opening, quite unsuited to accommodate his
+fist. He can grasp her promptly by the neck of her chemise and this
+comfortable semicircle, and not force her to doubt his love by delay and
+hesitation in expression. I asked the pretty woman if her husband found
+it very useful. "Sometimes," she answered nonchalantly. The Russian
+peasant theory is: "No beating, no jealousy; no jealousy, no love."
+
+She offered to sell us a new petticoat similar to the one which she
+wore. It was of homespun, hard-twisted wool _etamine_ very durable, of a
+sort which is made, with slight variations, in several governments.
+Ordinarily, in this district, it is of a bright scarlet plaided off with
+lines of white and yellow. A breadth of dark blue cotton is always
+inserted in the left side. When a woman is in mourning, the same plaid
+on a dark blue foundation is used. Married women wear coarse chemises
+and aprons of homespun linen; and their braided hair coiled on top of
+the head imparts a coronet shape to the gay cotton kerchief which is
+folded across the brow and knotted at the nape of the neck.
+
+Young girls wear cotton chemises and aprons and print dresses, all
+purchased, not home made. It is considered that if a girl performs her
+due share of the house and field work she will not have time to weave
+more than enough linen for her wedding outfit, and the purchase of what
+is needed before that unhappy event is regarded as a certificate of
+industry. I call it an unhappy event because from the moment of her
+betrothal the prospective bride wears mourning garments. Black beads for
+the neck are the height of fashion here.
+
+The girl's gown, called a _sarafan_, is plaited straight and full into a
+narrow band, and suspended just below the armpits by cross-bands over
+the shoulders. She prefers for it plain scarlet cotton (_kumatch_), or
+scarlet printed in designs of yellow, white, and green. Her head
+kerchief matches in style. Her betrothal gown and kerchief have a dark
+blue or black ground with colored figures.
+
+The bargain for the petticoat was closed at two rubles, its real worth,
+subject to "sister's approbation,"--an afterthought on the part of the
+pretty woman. When she brought it to us at the house, a couple of hours
+later, modestly concealed under her apron, and with sister's blessing,
+she demanded half a ruble more, because we had not beaten her down, and
+perhaps also as an equivalent for sister's consent.
+
+She showed us her cottage, which was luxurious, since it had a brick
+half for winter use, exactly corresponding to the summer half of logs.
+Behind, in a wattled inclosure, were the animals and farming implements.
+It was not a cheerful dwelling, with its tiny windows, wall benches to
+serve as seats and beds, pine table, images in the corner, great
+whitewashed oven, in which the cooking was done, and on which, near the
+ceiling, they could sleep, and sheepskin coats as well as other garments
+lying about.
+
+Practically, a small Russian village consists of one street, since those
+peasants who live on the occasional parallel or side lanes are "no
+account folks," and not in fashion. It seemed inconsistent that ranks
+and degrees should exist in peasant villages; but human nature is much
+the same in the country as in capitals, even in the village of the man
+who advocates absolute equality of poverty, and despite the views of my
+merry _izvostchik_ Alexei.
+
+The aged mother of the woman to whom the count's daughter was carrying a
+gift of a new kerchief was at home, and bestowed some smacking kisses in
+thanks. The old woman even ran after us to discharge another volley of
+gratitude on the young countess's pretty cheeks.
+
+In the evening we set out once more for the village, to see the choral
+dances and hear the songs with which the peasants celebrate their
+holidays. A dozen or so of small peasant girls, pupils of the count's
+daughter, who had invited themselves to swing on the Giant Steps on the
+lawn opposite the count's study windows, abandoned their amusement and
+accompanied us down the avenue, fairly howling an endless song in shrill
+voices that went through one's nerves.
+
+As we emerged from the shadows of the avenue and proceeded up the broad,
+grassy village street to the place of assembly, the children dispersed.
+A crowd was collected at a fairly level spot ready for the dancing. All
+wore their gayest clothes. The full moon, with brilliant Jupiter close
+beside her, furnished an ideally picturesque light, and displayed the
+scene to the greatest advantage. Low gray cottages framed the whole.
+
+It was a grand occasion. One of the count's sons had brought his violin,
+his cousin had a _balalaika_, a triangular peasant guitar, and one of
+the lackeys had his harmonica, to play for the dancing. The young men
+sat on a rough improvised bench; the servant stood beside them. The
+peasants seemed shy. They hesitated and argued a good deal over
+beginning each song. Finally they joined hands and circled slowly to the
+tones of the generally monotonous airs. Some of the melodies were lively
+and pleasing, but the Great Russian peasant woman's voice is undeniably
+shrill. The dancing, when some bold peasant ventured to enter the
+circle, after much urging and pushing, was far tamer and more unvarying
+than I had seen elsewhere. We felt very grateful to our maid, Tatiana,
+for stepping forward with spirit and giving us a touch of the genuine
+thing.
+
+Alas! the fruits of Tatiana's civilization were but too visible in her
+gown of yellow print flounced to the waist and with a tight-fitting
+bodice. The peasant costume suits the dance far better. Her partner was
+unworthy of her, and did not perform the squat-and-leap step in proper
+form. She needed Fomitch, the butler, who had been obliged to stay at
+home and serve tea; to his regret, no doubt, since we were informed that
+"he danced as though he had ten devils in his body." As we saw no
+prospect of any devils at all,--and they are very necessary for the
+proper dash in Russian dancing,--we strolled home, past the pond where
+the women were wont to wash their clothes, and up the dark avenue.
+Perhaps the requisite demons arrived after our departure. It was a
+characteristic scene, and one not readily to be forgotten.
+
+One of the most enjoyable incidents of the evening was the rehearsal of
+the maid's coquettish steps and graces given by one of our young
+hostesses for the benefit of those members of the family who had not
+been present. It reminded us of the scene in "War and Peace" after the
+hunt, when charming young Countess Natalya Ilinitchna astonishes her old
+relative by her artistic performance of the Russian dance, which she
+must have inherited with the traditions of her native land, since she
+had never learned it.
+
+Balalaika duets were one of the joys of our evenings under the trees,
+after dinner. The young men played extremely well, and the popular airs
+were fascinating. Our favorite was the "_Barynya-Sudarynya_," which
+invariably brings out volleys of laughter and plaudits when it is sung
+on the stage. Even a person who hears it played for the first time and
+is ignorant of the words is constrained to laughter by the merry air. In
+the evenings there were also hare-and-hounds hunts through the meadows
+and forests, bonfires over which the younger members of the family
+jumped in peasant fashion, and other amusements.
+
+In consequence of vegetarian indiscretions and of trifling with his
+health in other ways during the exceptionally hot weather then
+prevailing, the count fell ill. When he got about a little he delighted
+to talk of death. He said he felt that he was not going to live long,
+and was glad of it. He asked what we thought of death and the other
+world, declaring that the future life must be far better than this,
+though in what it consisted he could not feel any certainty. Naturally
+he did not agree with our view, that for the lucky ones this world
+provides a very fair idea of heaven, because his ideal was not happiness
+for all, but misery for all. He will be forced to revise this ideal if
+he ever really comes to believe in heaven.
+
+During this illness I persuaded him to read "Looking Backward," which I
+had received as I was leaving Moscow. When I presented it to him, he
+promised to examine it "some time;" but when I give books I like to hear
+the opinion of the recipient in detail, and I had had experience when I
+gave him "Robert Elsmere." Especially in this case was I anxious to
+discuss the work.
+
+At first he was very favorably impressed, and said that he would
+translate the book into Russian. He believed that this was the true way:
+that people should have, literally, all things in common, and so on. I
+replied that matters would never arrive at the state described unless
+this planet were visited by another deluge, and neither Noah nor any
+other animal endowed with the present human attributes saved to continue
+this selfish species. I declared that nothing short of a new planet,
+Utopia, and a newly created, selected, and combined race of Utopian
+angels, would ever get as far as the personages in that book, not to
+speak of remaining in equilibrium on that dizzy point when it should
+have been once attained. He disagreed with me, and an argument royal
+ensued. In the course of it he said that his only objection lay in the
+degree of luxury in which the characters of the new perfection lived.
+
+"What harm is there in comfort and luxury to any extent," I asked,
+"provided that all enjoy it?"
+
+"Luxury is all wrong," he answered severely. "You perceive the sinful
+luxury in which I live," waving his hand toward the excessively plain
+furniture, and animadverting with special bitterness on the silver forks
+and spoons. "It is all a fallacy that we can raise those below us by
+remaining above them. We must descend to their level in habits,
+intelligence, and life; then all will rise together."
+
+"Even bread must have yeast; and if we all make ourselves exactly alike,
+who is to act as yeast? Are we to adopt all vices of the lower classes?
+That would be the speediest way of putting ourselves on a complete
+equality with them. But if some of us do not remain yeast, we shall all
+turn out the flattest sort of dough."
+
+"We certainly cannot change the position of a thing unless we go close
+enough to grasp it, unless we are on the same plane with it."
+
+"Perhaps not; but being on the same plane does not always answer. Did
+you ever see an acrobat try that trick? He puts one leg on the table,
+then tries to lift his whole body by grasping the other leg and putting
+it on a level to begin with. Logically, it ought to succeed and carry
+the body with it, if your theory is correct. However, it remains merely
+a curious and amusing experiment, likely to result in a broken neck to
+any one not skilled in gymnastics, and certain to end in a tumble even
+for the one who is thus skilled."
+
+He reiterated his arguments. I retorted that human beings were not moral
+kangaroos, who could proceed by leaps, and that even the kangaroo is
+obliged to allow the tip of his tail to follow his paws. I said that in
+the moral as well as in the physical world it is simply a choice between
+standing still and putting one foot before the other; that one cannot
+get upstairs by remaining on the bottom step; one member of the body
+must rise first.
+
+We were obliged to agree to disagree, as usual, but I fancy that he may
+have changed to my opinion of the book and the subject by this time. I
+have already noted that he is open to influence.
+
+One evening, as we sat on the steps of the uncovered terrace outside his
+study, the conversation fell on the book which he was then engaged upon,
+and which the countess had shown us that she was copying for the fourth
+time. He had been busy on it for two years. Neither of them went into
+details nor mentioned the plot, but I had heard on my arrival in Russia,
+twenty months previously, that it related to the murder of a woman by
+her husband, and had a railway scene in it. I did not interrogate them,
+and when the count said that he hoped I would translate the book when it
+should be finished I accepted the proposal with alacrity. I inquired
+whether I was to read it then.
+
+"You may if you wish," was the reply, "but I shall probably make some
+changes, and I should prefer that you would wait; but that shall be as
+you please."
+
+His wife said that he might suddenly take a fancy to view the subject
+from an entirely different point, and write the book all over.
+
+I declined to anticipate my future pleasure by even glancing at it, and
+I asked no questions. Neither did I ask to see "The Fruits of
+Civilization," which was already written and named, I was not there to
+exploit their hospitality.
+
+The count and his wife differed as to what ought to be the fate of the
+coming volume. He wished to give it to the world (that is, to some
+publisher) for nothing. She argued that some one, the publisher at
+least, would make money out of it; then why not let his own family have
+the profit, as was just? He insisted that it was wrong, inconsistent, in
+the same strain as he discusses the subject of his writings in "What to
+Do?" But she urged him, in case he would not consent to justice, to
+leave the manuscript with her, unpublished, so that the family could use
+it after his death. (When the book was ready it was named "The Kreutzer
+Sonata.")
+
+I think that every one must side with the countess in her view of this
+matter and in her management of the family. It is owing solely to her
+that the younger members of the family are receiving that education to
+fit them for their struggle with life which her husband bestowed upon
+the elder members voluntarily. It is due to her alone, also, that her
+husband is still alive. It is not an easy task to protect the count
+against himself. One adds to one's admiration for the count's literary
+genius an admiration for the countess's talent and good sense by an
+extended acquaintance with this family.
+
+More than one community has been organized for the express purpose of
+carrying out the life of toil which Count Tolstoy has advocated at
+times. One of these communities, of which I had direct information,
+purchased an estate of a landed proprietor, including the manor house,
+and began to work. This acquisition of an estate by them, while the
+count would like to give away his as sinful to retain, does not strike
+one as a good beginning. However, they did not use the manor house, but
+lived in one small peasant hut. "They all slept on the floor and
+benches, men and women," said a Russian to me. A wealthy man had sold
+his property to join this community against the wishes of his wife, who
+accompanied him, nevertheless. When her baby came, they allowed her to
+occupy a room in the mansion and required no work from her, since she
+had the care of the child. "They never swept or scrubbed anything, and
+they propagated every insect known to man, and probably a few new ones."
+But the count has never preached this doctrine, or that an indefinite
+number of persons should occupy a single cottage. Thus do his too
+enthusiastic disciples discredit him by running into excesses.
+
+So far as he is concerned, there is not the slightest doubt that he
+would gladly attempt the life which he advocates. But if he were to take
+up his residence in a peasant's cottage, and try to support himself on
+what his labors brought in exclusively, he would be dead in less than a
+month. He suffers from liver disease; he has not been used to hard labor
+from early youth; he cannot, at his age, accustom himself to it any more
+than he can compel his stomach to accept a purely vegetable diet in
+place of the meat diet on which he has been brought up. He strives
+conscientiously to do it. Even the fits of illness caused by his severe
+treatment of himself do not break his spirit. He exercises not the
+slightest calculation or forethought in the care of his health, either
+before it breaks down or afterwards. For example: about five years ago
+he bruised his leg seriously against the wheel of a peasant cart.
+Instead of resting it, he persisted in working. Erysipelas developed.
+The Tula doctor paid him numerous visits, at fifteen rubles a visit.
+Then gangrene threatened, and a doctor was sent for from Moscow. He was
+a celebrity; price three hundred and fifty rubles. This was penny wise
+and pound foolish, of course. But in all probability the count feels the
+responsibility of exerting his will in this matter of labor all the more
+because it does not come easy to him, and he attributes to weakness of
+will power what a peasant would recognize as simple physical exhaustion.
+The peasant would not hesitate to climb to the top of his oven and stay
+there until his illness was over, with not a thought whether the work
+were done or not; and yet the peasant would work far beyond the bounds
+of what one would suppose that a man could endure. But Count Tolstoy
+overrates his powers of endurance, and, having exhausted his forces in
+one desperate spurt, he is naturally obliged to spend more than a
+corresponding amount of time in recuperating, even if no serious
+complication intervenes; and this gives rise to the accusation of
+laziness and insincerity from those who chance to see him in one of
+these intervals of rest.
+
+Another point which is too often lost sight of by people who disapprove
+of his labor theories is that, while he advocates living in all respects
+like a peasant, descending to that level in mind as well as in body,
+which doctrine seems to include the incessant toil of the masses, he has
+also announced his theory that men should divide their time each day
+between (1) hard labor unto perspiration and callosities; (2) the
+exercise of some useful handicraft; (3) exercise of the brain in writing
+and reading; (4) social intercourse; sixteen hours in all. This is not a
+programme which a peasant could follow out. In summer, during the
+"suffering" season, the peasant toils in the fields for nearly the whole
+of the twenty-four hours instead of the four thus allotted. In winter,
+when no field labor is possible, he is likely to spend much more than
+four hours at whatever remunerative handicraft he may be acquainted
+with, or in intercourse with his fellow-men (detrimental as likely as
+not), and a good deal less in reading at any season of the year, for
+lack of instruction, interest, or books. On the other hand, this
+reasonable _regime_ is not practicable for many men of other than
+peasant rank. It happens to be perfectly practicable for Count Tolstoy
+when his health permits. But as he has also said much about doing
+everything for one's self, earning in some form of common labor all that
+one spends, those who remember this only, and who know how little can be
+earned by a whole day's toil in Russia, not to mention toil divided
+between two branches, which agriculture does not permit, are not
+altogether to blame for jumping to the conclusion that the count makes
+no effort to practice what he preaches. He does what he can. He is
+reproached with having made over his property to his wife and with
+living as before. It is really difficult to see what other course is
+open to him. An unmarried man, under obligations to no one but himself,
+may reasonably be blamed for not carrying out the doctrine which he
+volunteers to teach the world. A married man can only be blamed for
+volunteering the doctrine. No blame can possibly attach to the wife who
+defends the interest of the family to the extent of working havoc with
+his doctrines.
+
+Even if Count Tolstoy were able to support himself, he certainly could
+not support a wife and the nine living children out of sixteen which he
+has had. There is no justice in expecting the adult members of the
+family to accept and practice his doctrines. They do not compel him to
+accept theirs, though they are in the majority. The little ones could
+not feed themselves, even were they ideal peasant children. It would be
+nearer the truth to say that the countess has taken possession of the
+property; she administers it wisely and economically, for the good of
+the family and her husband. She issued, about five years ago, a cheaper
+edition of her husband's works, the only edition available hitherto
+having been very expensive. The wisdom of her step was proved by the
+large profits derived from it in the course of three years,--fifty
+thousand dollars,--all of which was applied to the needs of the
+family.
+
+The count is not the only one at Yasnaya Polyana to deny himself. For
+the past two winters the whole family have remained on the estate, and
+have not gone to Moscow, with the exception of one who is in business at
+the capital, one member who is at his studies, and one who is married
+and resides on another estate. This is because the income did not amount
+to a certain sum, a very moderate sum in American eyes, without which a
+stay in town would have been imprudent.
+
+The question naturally follows: If the countess holds the property, and
+the count continues to get the good of it, in a modest way; if the count
+does not do everything for himself, and earn his daily bread by manual
+toil, is not he mentally unbalanced to proclaim his theories to the
+world, and to change his mind so often on other points?
+
+The answer is: No. Undoubtedly the count, when he attained to his
+convictions on the subject of poverty and labor, hoped to carry his
+family with him. The countess, like a brave woman, like a devoted wife
+and mother, refused to adopt his views. She is willing to shoulder the
+responsibility of her refusal, and her conduct is an honor to her. As
+for his changes of doctrine, we are all very much like him in the matter
+of inconsistency. Only, as very few of us enjoy the renown or the
+authority of Count Tolstoy, it rarely occurs to us to proclaim our
+progressive opinions to the world; at most, one or two experiences cure
+us of that weakness, even if any one thinks it worth while to notice
+them in the slightest degree. Very few of us are so deeply rooted in our
+convictions, or so impressed with their importance to the world as
+principles, that we will raise a finger to defend them. We alternately
+know that we shall never change them again, and suspect that we may see
+something better at any moment; and we refrain from committing ourselves
+unnecessarily in any form which can be brought up against us hereafter.
+
+The case is precisely the reverse with Count Tolstoy. He is so full of
+the missionary spirit, so persuaded of the truth and value of his
+beliefs, that he rushes into print with them instantly. There they are,
+all ready for those who do not sympathize with him to use as missiles
+when he gets a new inspiration. Change of opinion is generally progress.
+Continuity, an absolute lack of change, means stagnation and death in
+the mental as well as in the physical world. As the count is impressible
+and reads much, his reading and meditation are fruitful of novelties,
+which he bravely submits to the judgment of the world without pausing to
+consider whether they coincide with his other utterances or not. That he
+does not always express his abstract ideas clearly is the inevitable
+result of the lack of philosophical training.
+
+But enthusiastic souls who grieve over the imperfections in the present
+organization of society are always waiting for some one of warmer zeal
+to lead them. Such persons perceive the ideal side of every argument,
+interpret doctrines with their hearts, not with their heads, and are
+fired by the newest conception of social relations. As one of the most
+marked characteristics of Count Tolstoy lies in infusing his own
+personality into every word he writes, it is only natural that these
+people should adopt him as their guide. It is not the fault of any one
+in particular that he has abandoned a doctrine by the time others have
+mastered it. The only refuge is in the cry of Hamlet:--
+
+"The time is out of joint; O cursed spite! That ever I was born to set
+it right."
+
+Thus much I think I may say of the home life of the famous Russian
+writer without sinning against the duties imposed by the frank and
+cordial hospitality for which we are indebted to the family. It has
+seemed time to enter a protest against various misrepresentations and
+misconceptions in regard to them which are current. In conclusion, I beg
+leave to explain that my spelling of the name is that used by themselves
+when writing in English, and in print upon their French cards.
+
+
+
+
+IX.
+
+A RUSSIAN HOLY CITY.
+
+
+It was close on midnight when we left Yasnaya Polyana. A large and merry
+party of Count Tolstoy's children and relatives escorted us: some in the
+baggage cart, perched on our luggage; some in the jaunting-car-like
+_lineika_ with us, on our moonlight drive to the little station where we
+were to join the train and continue our journey southward.
+
+We should have preferred to travel by daylight, as we were possessed of
+the genuine tourist greed for seeing "everything;" but in this case, as
+in many others in Russia, the trains were not arranged so that we could
+manage it.
+
+There is very little variety along the road through central Russia, but
+the monotony is of a different character from that of the harsh soil and
+the birch and pine forests of the north. The vast plains of this
+_tchernozyom_--the celebrated "black earth zone"--swell in long, low
+billows of herbage and grain, diversified only at distant intervals by
+tracts of woodland. But the wood is too scarce to meet the demands for
+fuel, and the manure of the cattle, well dried, serves to eke it out, a
+traveling native in our compartment told us, instead of being used, as
+it should be, to enrich the land, which is growing poor. Now and then,
+substantial brick cottages shone out amidst the gray and yellow of the
+thatched log huts in the hamlets. We heard of one landed proprietor who
+encouraged his peasant neighbors to avoid the scourge of frequent
+conflagrations by building with brick, and he offered a prize to every
+individual who should comply with the conditions. The prize consisted of
+a horse from the proprietor's stables, and of the proprietor's presence,
+in full uniform and all his orders, at the house-warming. The advantages
+of brick soon became so apparent to the peasants that they continued to
+employ it, even after their patron had been forced to abolish the
+reward, lest his horses and his time should be utterly exhausted.
+
+Minor incidents were not lacking to enliven our long journey. In the
+course of one of the usual long halts at a county town, a beggar came to
+the window of our carriage. He was a tall, slender young fellow, about
+seven-and-twenty years of age. Though he used the customary forms,--
+"Give me something, _sudarynya_* if only a few kopeks, _Khristi
+radi!_"** there was something about him, despite his rags, there was an
+elegance of accent in his language, to which I was not accustomed in the
+"poor brethren" generally.
+
+* Madam. ** For Christ's sake.
+
+I pretended ignorance of Russian and the sign language, but watched him
+as I continued my conversation in English. Thereupon my man repeated his
+demands in excellent French, with a good accent. I turned on him.
+
+"This is unusual," I said in Russian, by way of hinting that I belonged
+to the category of the willfully deaf. "Accept my compliments on your
+knowledge of French and of Russian. But be so good as to explain to me
+this mystery before I contribute."
+
+"Madam," he retorted, "I'd have you know that I am a gentleman,--a
+gentleman of education."
+
+"Then pray solve the other mystery,--why you, strong, young, healthy,
+handsome, are a professional beggar."
+
+He stalked off in a huff. Evidently he was one of that class of "decayed
+nobles" of whom I had heard many curious tales in Moscow; only he had
+decayed at a rather earlier age than the average.
+
+As we proceeded southward, pretty Little Russian girls took the place of
+the plainer-featured Great Russian maidens. Familiar plants caught our
+eyes. Mulleins--"imperial sceptre" is the pretty Russian name--began
+to do sentinel duty along the roadside; sumach appeared in the thickets
+of the forests, where the graceful cut-leaved birch of the north was
+rare. The Lombardy poplar, the favorite of the Little Russian poets,
+reared its dark columns in solitary state. At last, Kieff, the Holy
+City, loomed before us in the distance.
+
+I know no town in Russia which makes so picturesque and characteristic
+an impression on the traveler as Kieff. From the boundless plain over
+which we were speeding, we gazed up at wooded heights crowned and dotted
+with churches. At the foot of the slope, where golden domes and crosses,
+snowy white monasteries and battlemented walls, gleamed among masses of
+foliage punctuated with poplars, swept the broad Dnyepr. It did not seem
+difficult then to enter into the feelings of Prince Oleg when he reached
+the infant town, on his expedition from unfertile Novgorod the Great, of
+the north, against Byzantium, and, coveting its rich beauty, slew its
+rulers and entered into possession, saying, "This shall be the Mother of
+all Russian Cities." We could understand the sentiments of the pilgrims
+who flock to the Holy City by the million.
+
+The agreeable sensation of approach being over, our expectations, which
+had been waxing as the train threaded its way through a ravine to the
+station, received a shock. It was the shock to which we were continually
+being subjected whenever we made pious pilgrimages to places of historic
+renown. On each occasion of this sort we were moved to reflect deeply on
+the proverbial blessings of ignorance. It makes a vast difference in
+one's mental comfort, I find, whether he accepts the present
+unquestioningly, with enthusiasm, and reconstructs the historic past as
+an agreeable duty, or whether he already bears the past, in its various
+aspects, in his mind, in involuntary but irrational expectation of
+meeting it, and is forced to accept the present as a painful task! Which
+of these courses to pursue in the future was the subject of my
+disappointed meditations, as we drove through the too Europeanized
+streets, and landed at a hotel of the same pattern. It is easy to
+forgive St. Petersburg, in its giddy youth of one hundred and
+seventy-five winters, for its Western features and comforts; but that
+Kieff, in its venerable maturity of a thousand summers, should be so
+spick and span with newness and reformation seemed at first utterly
+unpardonable. The inhabitants think otherwise, no doubt, and deplore the
+mediaeval hygienic conditions which render the town the most unhealthy
+in Europe, in the matter of the death-rate from infectious diseases.
+
+Our comfortable hotel possessed not a single characteristic feature,
+except a line on the printed placard of regulations posted in each room.
+The line said, "The price of this room is four rubles [or whatever it
+was] a day, except in Contract Time." "Contract Time," I found, meant
+the Annual Fair, in February, when the normal population of about one
+hundred and sixty-six thousand is swelled by "arrivers"--as travelers
+are commonly designated on the signboards of the lower-class hotels--
+from all the country round about. When, prompted by this remarkable
+warning, I inquired the prices during the fair, the clerk replied
+sweetly,--no other word will do justice to his manner,--"All we can
+get!" Such frankness is what the French call "brutal."
+
+The principal street of the town, the Krestchatik, formerly the bed of a
+stream, in front of our windows, was in the throes of sewer-building.
+More civilization! Sewage from the higher land had lodged there in
+temporary pools. The weather was very hot. The fine large yellow bricks,
+furnished by the local clay-beds, of which the buildings and sidewalks
+were made, were dazzling with heat. It is only when one leaves the
+low-lying new town, and ascends the hills, on which the old dwellers
+wisely built, or reaches the suburbs, that one begins thoroughly to
+comprehend the enthusiastic praises of many Russians who regard Kieff as
+the most beautiful town in the empire.
+
+The glare of the yellow brick melts softly into the verdure of the
+residence quarter, and is tempered into inoffensiveness in the Old Town
+by the admixture of older and plainer structures, which refresh the eye.
+But the chief charm, unfailing, inexhaustible as the sight of the ocean,
+is the view from the cliffs. Beyond the silver sweep of the river at
+their feet, animated with steamers and small boats, stretches the
+illimitable steppe, where the purple and emerald shadows of the sea
+depths and shallows are enriched with hues of golden or velvet brown and
+misty blue. The steppe is no longer an unbroken expanse of waving
+plume-grass and flowers, wherein riders and horses are lost to sight as,
+in Gogol's celebrated tale, were Taras Bulba and his sons, fresh from
+the famous Academy of Kieff, which lies at our feet, below the cliffs.
+Increasing population has converted this virgin soil into vast
+grainfields, less picturesque near at hand than the wild growth, but
+still deserving, from afar, of Gogol's enraptured apostrophe: "Devil
+take you, steppe, how beautiful you are!"
+
+Naturally, our first pilgrimage was to the famous Kievo-Petcherskaya
+Lavra, that is, the First-Class Monastery of the Kieff Catacombs, the
+chief monastic institution and goal of pilgrims in all the country, of
+which we had caught a glimpse from the opposite shore of the river, as
+we approached the town. Buildings have not extended so densely in this
+direction but that a semblance of ascetic retirement is still preserved.
+Between the monastery and the city lies the city park, which is not much
+patronized by the citizens, and for good reasons. To the rich wildness
+of nature is added the wildness of man. Hordes of desperadoes, "the
+barefoot brigade," the dregs of the local population, have taken up
+their residence there every spring, of late years, in the ravines and
+the caves which they have excavated, in humble imitation of the holy men
+of the monastery of old. From time to time the police make a skirmish
+there, but an unpleasant element of danger is still connected with a
+visit to this section of the city's heart, which deters most people from
+making the attempt.
+
+Beyond this lie the heights, on which stand the fortress and the
+Catacombs Monastery. Opposite the arsenal opens the "Holy Gate;" all
+Russian monasteries seem to have a holy gate. "The wall, fourteen feet
+in height, and more in some places, surrounding the principal court, was
+built by Hetman Mazeppa," says the local guide-book. Thus promptly did
+we come upon traces of that dashing Kazak chieftain, who would seem,
+judging from the solid silver tombs for saints, the churches, academy,
+and many other offerings of that nature in Kieff alone, to have spent
+the intervals between his deeds of outrageous treachery and immorality
+in acts of ostentatious piety. In fact, his piety had an object, as
+piety of that rampant variety usually has. He meditated betraying Little
+Russia into the power of Poland; and knowing well how heartily the
+Little Russians detested the Poles because of the submission to the Pope
+of Rome in those Greek churches designated as Uniates, he sought to
+soothe their suspicions and allay their fears by this display of
+attachment to the national church. His vaingloriousness was shown by his
+habit of having his coat of arms placed on bells, _ikonostasi_,* and
+windows of the churches he built. In one case, he caused his portrait to
+be inserted in the holy door of the _ikonostas_,--a very improper
+procedure,--where it remained until the middle of the last century.
+Highly colored frescoes of the special monastery saints and of
+historical incidents adorned the wall outside the holy gate. Inside, we
+found a monk presiding over a table, on which stood the image of the
+saint of the day, a platter covered with a cross-adorned cloth, for
+offerings, and various objects of piety for sale.
+
+* Image screens.
+
+The first thing which struck us, as we entered the great court, was the
+peculiar South Russian taste for filling in the line of roof between the
+numerous domes with curving pediments and tapering turned-wood spirelets
+surmounted by golden stars and winged seraphs' heads surrounded by rays.
+The effect of so many points of gold against the white of the walls,
+combined with the gold of the crosses, the high tints of the external
+frescoes, and the gold of the cupolas, is very brilliant, no doubt; but
+it is confusing, and constitutes what, for want of a better word, I must
+call a Byzantine-rococo style of architecture. The domes, under Western
+influence, during the many centuries when Kieff was divorced from
+Russia, under Polish and Lithuanian rule, assumed forms which lack the
+purity and grace of those in Russia proper. Octagonal cupolas supported
+on thick, sloping bases involuntarily remind one of the cup-and-ball
+game. Not content with this degenerate beginning, they pursue their
+errors heavenward. Instead of terminating directly in a cross, they are
+surmounted by a lantern frescoed with saints, a second octagonal dome, a
+ball, and a cross. These octagons constitute a feature in all South
+Russian churches.
+
+Along the sides of the court leading to the great Assumption Cathedral
+stood long, plain one and two story buildings, the cells of the monks.
+Rugs of fine coloring and design were airing on the railings in front of
+them. I examined their texture, found it thick and silky, but could not
+class it with any manufacture of my acquaintance. I looked about for
+some one to question. A monk was approaching. His long, abundant hair
+flowed in waves from beneath the black veil which hung from his tall,
+cylindrical _klobuk_, resembling a rimless silk hat. His artistically
+cut black robe fell in graceful folds. I should describe him as
+dandified, did I dare apply such an adjective to an ecclesiastical
+recluse. I asked him where such rugs were to be found. He answered that
+they were of peasant manufacture, and that I could probably find them in
+Podol, the market below the cliffs. These specimens had been presented
+to the monastery by "zealous benefactors."
+
+Then he took his turn at questioning. I presume that my accent was not
+perfect, or that I had omitted some point of etiquette in which an
+Orthodox Russian would have been drilled, such as asking his blessing
+and kissing his hand in gratitude, by way of saying "good-morning," or
+something of that sort. His manner was that of a man of the world,
+artistically tinged with monastic conventionality, and I wondered
+whether he were not an ex-officer of the Guards who had wearied of Court
+and gayeties. He offered to show us about, and took us to the
+printing-house, founded in the sixteenth century. It is still one of the
+best and most extensive in the country, with a department of
+chromo-lithography attached for the preparation of cheap pictures of
+saints. One of the finest views in town is from the balcony at the rear
+of this building, and the monk explained all the points to us.
+
+There was an air of authority about our impromptu guide, and the
+profound reverences bestowed upon him and upon us by the workmen in the
+printing-house, as well as by all the monks whom we met, prompted me to
+inquire, as we parted from him, to whom we were indebted for such
+interesting guidance and explanations.
+
+"I am _otetz kaznatchei_," he replied, with a smile, as he not only
+offered his hand, but grasped mine and shook it, with an expression of
+his cordial good wishes, instead of bestowing upon me a mechanical cross
+in the air, and permitting me to kiss his plump little fingers in
+return, as he would undoubtedly have done had I been a Russian. I
+understood the respect paid, and our reflected importance, when I
+discovered that the "Father Treasurer" occupies the highest rank next to
+the permanent head of the monastery officially, and the most important
+post of all practically.
+
+Shortly after, the question fever having attacked me again, I accosted
+another monk, equal in stateliness of aspect to the Father Treasurer. He
+informed me that from seven hundred to one thousand persons lived in the
+monastery. Not all of them were monks, some being only lay brethren.
+Each monk, however, had his own apartments, with a little garden
+attached, and the beautiful rugs which I had seen formed part of the
+furnishings of their cells. A man cannot enter the monastery without
+money, but fifty rubles (about twenty-five dollars) are sufficient to
+gain him admittance. Some men leave the monastery after a brief trial,
+without receiving the habit. "In such a throng one comes to know many
+faces," he said, "but not all persons."
+
+I inquired whether it were not a monotonous, tiresome life.
+
+"It seems so to you!" he replied, when he had recovered from his
+amazement; and when I mentioned the liturgy which is peculiar to the
+monastery cathedral, and famed throughout Russia as "the Kieff-Catacombs
+singing," all he found to say was, "It is very long."
+
+He took advantage of the chance presented by a trip to his cell to get
+us some water, to remove his tall _klobuk_. He must have read in our
+glances admiration of his beauty mingled with a doubt as to whether it
+were not partly due to this becoming cowl and veil, and determined to
+convince us that it was nature, not adventitious circumstances, in his
+case. I think he must have been content with the expression of our
+faces, as he showed us the way to the most ancient of all the churches
+in Kieff,--in Russia, in fact,--built by Prince-Saint Vladimir
+immediately after his return from the crusade in search of baptism.
+
+The church door was locked. The wife of the deacon in charge was
+paddling about barefooted, in pursuit of her fowls, in the long grass of
+the dooryard. She abandoned the chickens and hunted up her husband, who
+took a peep at us, and then kept us waiting while he donned his best
+cassock before escorting us.
+
+It is a very small, very plain church which adjoined Prince Vladimir's
+summer palace, long since destroyed, and still preserves its gallery for
+women and servants, and a box for the ladies of the household.
+Everything about it is nine hundred years old, except the roof and the
+upper portion of the walls. The archaic frescoes of angels in the
+chancel, which date from the same period, and are the best in Kieff,
+were the only objects which the deacon could find to expound, to enhance
+the "tea-money" value of his services in putting on his best gown and
+unlocking the door, and he performed his duty meekly, but firmly. We did
+ours by him, and betook ourselves to the principal church, the Cathedral
+of the Assumption, where less is left to the imagination.
+
+There, very few of the frescoes are more than a hundred and sixty years
+old, the majority dating back less than sixty years, and being in a
+style to suit the rococo gilt carving, and the silver-gilt Imperial Gate
+to the altar. In the _papert_, or corridor-vestibule, a monk who was
+presiding over a Book of Eternal Remembrance invited us to enter our
+subscriptions for general prayers to be said on our behalf, or for
+special prayers to be said before the "wonder-working image" of the
+Assumption so long as the monastery shall exist.
+
+"We are not _pravoslavny_" (Orthodox Christians), I said. But, instead
+of being depressed by this tacit refusal, he brightened up and plied us
+with a series of questions, until he really seemed to take a temporary
+interest in life, in place of his permanent official interest in death
+alone, or chiefly.
+
+Service was in progress, in accordance with the canons of the Studieff
+monastery, adopted by St. Fedosy in the eleventh century. The singers,
+placed in an unusual position, in the centre of the church, were as
+remarkable for their hair as for their voices and execution. The
+russet-brown and golden locks of some of them fell in heavy waves to
+their waists. In fact, long, waving hair seemed to be a specialty with
+the monks of this monastery, and they wore it in braids when off duty. I
+had seen priests in St. Petersburg who so utterly beyond a doubt frizzed
+their scanty hair on days of grand festivals, that the three tufts
+pertaining to the three too slender hair pins on which they had been
+done up stood out in painfully isolated disagreement. What would they
+not have given for such splendid manes as these Kieff singers possessed!
+
+We ascended to the gallery, to obtain a better view of the scene.
+Peasant men in sheepskins (_tulupi_),--the temperature verged on 100
+degrees Fahrenheit,--in coats of dark brown homespun wool girt with
+sashes which had once been bright; female pilgrims in wadded coats girt
+into shapelessness over cotton gowns of brilliant hues, knelt in prayer
+all about the not very spacious floor. Their traveling-sacks on their
+backs, the tin tea-kettles and cooking paraphernalia at their belts,
+swayed into perilous positions as they rocked back and forth, striking
+the floor devoutly with their brows, rising only to throw back their
+long hair, cross themselves rapidly, and resume the "ground
+salutations," until we were fairly dizzy at the sight. Some of them
+placed red, yellow, or green tapers--the first instance of such a taste
+in colors which we had observed--on the sharp points of the silver
+candelabra standing before the holy pictures in the _ikonostas_, already
+overcrowded. A monk was incessantly engaged in removing the tapers when
+only half consumed, to make way for the ever-swelling flood of fresh
+tapers. Another monk was as incessantly engaged in receiving the
+_prosfori_. A _prosfora_ is leavened bread in the shape of a tiny double
+loaf, which is sold at the doors of churches, and bears on its upper
+surface certain symbolic signs, as a rule. The Communion is prepared
+from similar loaves by the priest, who removes certain portions with a
+spear-shaped knife, and places them in the wine of the chalice. The wine
+and bread are administered with a spoon to communicants. From the loaves
+bought at the door pieces are cut in memory of dead friends, whose souls
+are to be prayed for, or of living friends, whose health is prayed for
+by the priest at a certain point of the service, in accordance with the
+indications sent up to the altar with the loaves on slips of paper, such
+as "For the soul of Ivan Vasilievitch," "For the health of Tatiana
+Pavlovna." Thus is preserved the memory of early Christian times, when
+the Christians brought wine and oil and bread for their worship; and the
+best having been selected for sacred use, portions were taken from the
+remainder in memory of those who sent or brought them, after the rest
+was used to refresh the congregation during a pause in the all-night
+service between vespers and matins. After the service, in our modern
+times, the _prosfori_ are given back to the owners, who cross themselves
+and eat the bread reverently on the spot or elsewhere, as blessed but
+not sacramental. At this monastery, the _prosfori_ prepared for memorial
+use had a group of the local saints stamped on top, instead of the usual
+cross and characters. It is considered a delicate attention on the part
+of a person who has been on a pilgrimage to any of the holy places to
+bring back a _prosfora_ for a friend. It is very good when sliced and
+eaten with tea, omitting the bottom crust, which may have been dated in
+ink by the pilgrim. Some of the peasants at this monastery church sent
+in to be blessed huge packages of _prosfori_ tied up in gay cotton
+kerchiefs.
+
+The service ended, and the chief treasure of the monastery, the
+miraculous image of the Assumption of the Virgin,--the Falling Asleep
+of the Virgin is the Russian name,--was let slowly down on its silken
+cords from above the Imperial Gate, where a twelve-fold silver lamp,
+with glass cups of different colors, has burned unquenched since 1812,
+in commemoration of Russia's deliverance from "the twelve tribes," as
+the French invasion is termed. The congregation pressed forward eagerly
+to salute the venerated image. Tradition asserts that it was brought
+from Constantinople to Kieff in the year 1073, with the Virgin's special
+blessing for the monastery. By reason of age and the smoke from
+conflagrations in which the monastery has suffered, the image is so
+darkened that one is cast back upon one's imagination and the copies for
+comprehension of this treasure's outlines. What is perfectly
+comprehensible, however, is the galaxy of diamonds, brilliants, and gems
+thickly set in the golden garments which cover all but the hands and
+feet of the personages in the picture, and illuminate it with flashes of
+many-hued light. After a few minutes, the image was drawn up again to
+its place,--a most unusual position for a valued holy image, though
+certainly safe, and one not occupied, so far as I am aware, by any other
+in the country.
+
+It occurred to us that it might prove an interesting experiment to try
+the monastery inn for breakfast, and even to sojourn there for a day or
+two, and abandon the open sewers and other traces of advanced
+civilization in the town. Our way thither led past the free lodgings for
+poor pilgrims, which were swarming with the devout of both sexes,
+although it was not the busiest season for shrine-visiting. That comes
+in the spring, before the harvest, at all monasteries, and, in this
+particular monastery, on the feast of the Assumption, August 15 (Russian
+style), 27 (European style). But there was a sufficient contingent of
+the annual one million pilgrims present to give us a very fair idea of
+the reverence in which this, the chief of all Russian monasteries, is
+held, and of the throngs which it attracts. But, as usual in Russia,
+sight alone convinced us of their existence; they were chatting quietly,
+sitting and lying about with enviable calmness, or eating the sour black
+bread and boiled buckwheat groats provided by the monastery. I talked
+with several of them, and found them quite unconscious that they were
+not comfortably, even luxuriously, housed and fed.
+
+The inn for travelers of means was a large, plain, airy building, with
+no lodgers, apparently. The monks seemed frightened at the sight of us.
+That was a novelty. But they escorted us over the house in procession.
+We looked at a very clean, very plain room, containing four beds. It
+appeared, from their explanations, that pilgrims have gregarious tastes,
+and that this was their nearest approach to a single room. I inquired
+the price. "According to your zeal," was the reply. How much more
+effective than "What you please" in luring the silver from lukewarm
+pockets! The good monks never found out how warm our zeal was, after
+all, for the reason that their table was never furnished with anything
+but fish and "fasting food," they said, though there was no fast in
+progress. The reason why, I could not discover; but we knew our own
+minds thoroughly on the subject of "fasting food," from mushroom soup,
+fish fried in sunflower oil, and coffee without milk to that most
+insipid of dessert dishes, _kisel_, made of potato flour, sweetened, and
+slightly soured with fruit juice. They told us that we might have meat
+sent out from town, if we wished; but as the town lay several versts
+distant, that did not seem a very practical way of coquetting with the
+Evil One under their roof. Accordingly, we withdrew; to their relief, I
+am sure. As we had already lived in a monastery inn, it had not occurred
+to us that there could be any impropriety in doing so, but that must
+have been the cause of their looks of alarm. I believe that one can
+remain for a fortnight at this inn without payment, unless conscience
+interferes; and people who had stayed there told me that meat had been
+served to them from the monastery kitchen; so that puzzle still remains
+a puzzle to me.
+
+We went to see the brethren dine in the refectory, an ancient, vaulted
+building of stone, near the cathedral. Under a white stone slab near the
+entrance lie the bodies of Kotchubey and Iskra, who were unjustly
+executed by Peter the Great for their loyal denunciation of Mazeppa's
+meditated treachery. Within, the walls of the antechamber were decorated
+with dizzy perspective views of Jerusalem, the saints, and pious elders
+of the monastery. At the end of the long dining-hall, beyond an
+_ikonostas_, was a church, as is customary in these refectories. Judging
+from the number of servitors whom we had met hurrying towards the cells
+with sets of porcelain dinner-trays, not many monks intended to join the
+common table, and it did not chance to be one of the four days in the
+year when the Metropolitan of Kieff and other dignitaries dine there in
+full vestments.
+
+At last, a score of monks entered, chanted a prayer at a signal from a
+small bell, and seated themselves on benches affixed to the wall which
+ran round three sides of the room. The napkins on the tables which stood
+before the benches consisted of long towels, each of which lay across
+four or five of the pewter platters from which they ate, as the table
+was set in preparation. If it had been a festal day, there would have
+been several courses, with beer, mead, and even wine to wash them down.
+As it was, the monks ate their black bread and boiled buckwheat groats,
+served in huge dishes, with their wooden spoons, and drank _kvas_,
+brewed from sour black bread, at a signal from the bell, after the first
+dish only, as the rule requires. While they ate, a monk, stationed at a
+desk near by, read aloud the extracts from the Lives of the Saints
+appointed for the day. This was one of the "sights," but we found it
+curious and melancholy to see strong, healthy men turned into monks and
+content with that meagre fare. Frugality and dominion over the flesh are
+good, of course, but minds from west of the Atlantic Ocean never seem
+quite to get into sympathy with the monastic idea; and we always felt,
+when we met monks, as though they ought all to be off at work somewhere,
+--I will not say "earning money," for they do that as it is in such
+great monasteries as that of Kieff, but lightening the burden of the
+peasants, impossible as that is under present conditions, or making
+themselves of some commonplace, practical use in the world.
+
+The strongest point of the Lavra, even equal to the ancient and
+venerated _ikona_ of the Assumption in the great cathedral, is the
+catacombs, from which the convent takes its name.
+
+In the days of the early princes of Kieff, the heights now occupied by
+the Lavra were covered with a dense growth of birch forest, and entirely
+uninhabited. Later on, one of the hills was occupied by the village of
+Berostovo, and a palace was built adjoining the tiny ancient "Church of
+the Saviour in the Birch Forest," which I have already mentioned. It was
+the favorite residence of Prince-Saint Vladimir, and of his son, Prince
+Yaroslaff, after him. During the reign of the latter, early in the
+eleventh century, the priest of this little church, named Ilarion,
+excavated for himself a tiny cave, and there passed his time in devout
+meditation and solitary prayer. He abandoned his cave to become
+Metropolitan of Kieff. In the year 1051, the monk Antony, a native of
+the neighboring government of Tchernigoff, came to Kieff from Mount
+Athos, being dissatisfied with the life led in the then existing
+monasteries. After long wanderings over the hills of Kieff, he took
+possession of Ilarion's cave, and spent his days and nights in pious
+exercises. The fame of his devout life soon spread abroad, and attracted
+to him, for his blessing, not only the common people, but persons of
+distinction. Monks and worldlings flocked thither to join him in his
+life of prayer. Among the first of these to arrive was a youth of the
+neighborhood, named Fedosy. Antony hesitated, but at last accepted the
+enthusiastic recruit.
+
+The dimensions of holy Antony's cave were gradually enlarged; new cells,
+and even a tiny church, were constructed near it. Then Antony, who
+disliked communal life, retreated to the height opposite, separated from
+his first residence by a deep ravine, and dug himself another cave,
+where no one interfered with him. This was the origin of the caves of
+Fedosy, known at the present day as the "far catacombs," and of the
+caves of Antony, called the "near catacombs." The number of the monks
+continued to increase, and they soon erected a small wooden church
+aboveground, in the name of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin, as
+well as cells for those who could not be contained in the caverns. At
+the request of holy Antony, the prince gave the whole of the heights
+where the catacombs are situated to the brethren, and in 1062 a large
+new monastery, surrounded by a stockade, was erected on the spot where
+the Cathedral of the Assumption now stands. Thus was monastic life
+introduced into Russia.
+
+The venerated monastery shared all the vicissitudes of the "Mother of
+all Russian Cities" in the wars of the Grand Princes and the incursions
+of external enemies, such as Poles and Tatars. But after each disaster
+it waxed greater and more flourishing. Restored, after a disastrous fire
+in 1718, by the zeal of Peter the Great and his successors, enriched by
+the gifts of all classes, the Lavra now consists of six monasteries,--
+like a university of colleges,--four situated within the inclosure,
+while two are at a distance of several versts, and serve as retreats and
+as places of burial for the brethren. The catacombs, abandoned as
+residences on the construction of the cells above ground, have not
+escaped disasters by caving in. Drains to carry off the percolating
+water, and stone arches to support the soil, have been constructed, and
+a flourishing orchard has been planted above them to aid in holding the
+soil together. Earthquakes in the thirteenth and sixteenth centuries
+permanently closed many of them, and when the Tatars attacked the town,
+in the thirteenth century, the monks boarded up all the niches and
+filled in the entrances with earth. Some of these boards were removed
+about a hundred years ago; some are still in place. The original extent
+of the caves cannot now be determined.
+
+The entrance to the near catacombs of St. Antony is through a long
+wooden gallery supported on stone posts, at a sharp slope, as they are
+situated twenty-four fathoms below the level of the cathedral, and
+twenty-two fathoms above the level of the Dnyepr.
+
+A fat merchant, with glowing black eyes and flowing, crisp, black beard,
+his tall, wrinkled boots barely visible beneath his long, full-skirted
+coat of dark blue cloth, hooked closely across his breast, descended the
+gallery with us. Roused to curiosity, probably, by our foreign tongue,
+he inquired, on the chance of our understanding Russian, whence we came.
+
+I had already arrived at the conclusion that the people at Kieff,
+especially the monks and any one who breathed the atmosphere within
+their walls, were of an enterprising, inquisitive disposition. My last
+encounter had been with the brother detailed, for his good looks and
+fascinating manners, to preside over the chief image shop of the
+monastery.
+
+"Where do you come from?" he had opened fire, with his most bewitching
+glance.
+
+"From the best country on earth."
+
+"Is it Germany?"
+
+The general idea among the untraveled classes in Russia is, that all of
+the earth which does not belong to their own Emperor belongs to Germany,
+just as _nyemetzky_ means "German" or "foreign," indifferently.
+
+"No; guess again," I said.
+
+"France?"
+
+"No; further away."
+
+"England, then?"
+
+"No."
+
+"Hungary?"
+
+Evidently that man's geography was somewhat mixed, so I told him.
+
+"America!" he exclaimed, with great vivacity. "Yes, indeed, it is the
+best land of all. It is the richest!"
+
+So that is the monastic as well as the secular standard of worth! This
+experience, repeated frequently and nearly word for word, had begun to
+weary me. Consequently I led the fat merchant a verbal chase, and
+baffled him until he capitulated with, "Excuse me. Take no offense, I
+beg, _sudarynya_. I only asked so by chance." Then I told him with the
+same result.
+
+This was not the last time, by many, that I was put through my national
+catechism in Kieff. Every Kievlyanin to whom I spoke quizzed me. Of
+course I was on a grand quizzing tour myself, but that was different, in
+some way.
+
+Over the entrance to these catacombs stands a church. The walls of the
+vestibule where my mother, the merchant, and I waited for a sufficient
+party to assemble, were covered with frescoes representing the passage
+of the soul through the various stages of purgatory. Beginning with the
+death scene (which greatly resembled the _ikona_ of the Assumption in
+the cathedral) in the lower left-hand corner, the white-robed soul,
+escorted by two angels, passed through all the halting-places for the
+various sins, each represented by the appointed devil, duly labeled. But
+the artist's fancy had not been very fruitful on this fascinating theme.
+The devils were so exactly alike that the only moral one could draw was,
+that he might as well commit the biggest and most profitable sin on the
+list, and make something out of it in this life, as to confine himself
+to the petty peccadilloes which profit not here, and get well punished
+hereafter. The series ended with the presentation of the soul before the
+judgment seat, on the fortieth day after death. Round the corner,
+Lazarus reclining in Abraham's bosom and the rich man in the flames were
+conversing, their remarks crossing each other in mid-air, in a novel
+fashion.
+
+When the guide was ready, each of us bought a taper, and the procession
+set out through the iron grating, down a narrow, winding stair, from
+which low, dark passages opened out at various angles. On each side of
+these narrow passages, along which we were led, reposed the
+"incorruptible" bodies of St. Antony and his comrades, in open coffins
+lacquered or covered with sheets of silver. The bodies seemed very
+small, and all of one size, and they were wrapped in hideous prints or
+plaid silks. At the head of each saint flickered a tiny shrine-lamp,
+before a holy picture (_ikona_) of the occupant of the coffin. It was a
+surprise to find the giant Ilya of Murom, who figures as the chief of
+the _bogatyri_ (heroes) in the Russian epic songs, ensconced here among
+the saints, and no larger than they. Next to the silk-enveloped head of
+St. John the Great Sufferer, which still projects as in life, when he
+buried himself to the neck in the earth,--as though he were not
+sufficiently underground already,--in order to preserve his purity,
+the most gruesome sight which we beheld in those dim catacombs was a
+group of chrism-exuding skulls of unknown saints, under glass bells.
+
+On emerging from this gloomy retreat, we postponed meditating upon the
+special pleasure which the Lord was supposed to have taken in seeing
+beings made to live aboveground turning into troglodytes, and set out
+for the Fedosy, or far catacombs, in the hope that they might assist us
+in solving that problem.
+
+We chose the most difficult way, descending into the intervening ravine
+by innumerable steps to view the two sacred wells, only to have our
+raging thirst and our curiosity effectually quenched by the sight of a
+pilgrim thrusting his head, covered with long, matted hair, into one of
+them. The ascent of more innumerable steps brought us to the cradle of
+the monastery, Ilarion's caverns.
+
+In the antechamber we found a phenomenally stupid monk presiding over
+the sale of the indispensable tapers, and the offerings which the devout
+are expected to deposit, on emerging, as a memento of their visit. These
+offerings lay like mountains of copper before him. The guide had taken
+himself off somewhere, and the monk ordered us, and the five Russians
+who were also waiting, to go in alone and "call to the monk in the
+cave." We flatly declined to take his word that there was any monk, or
+to venture into the dangerous labyrinth alone, and we demanded that he
+should accompany us.
+
+"No guide--no candles, no coppers," we said.
+
+That seemed to him a valid argument. Loath to leave his money at the
+mercy of chance comers, he climbed up and closed the iron shutters of
+the grated window,--the cliff descended, sheer, one hundred and two feet
+to the Dnyepr at that point,--double-locked the great iron doors, and
+there we were in a bank vault, with all possible customers excluded.
+Luckily, the saints in these caverns, which differed very little from
+those in the former, were labeled in plain letters, since the monk was
+too dull-witted to understand the simplest questions from any of us. At
+intervals we were permitted a hasty glimpse of a cell, about seven feet
+square, furnished only with a stone bench, and a holy picture, with a
+shrine-lamp suspended before it. Ugh! There were several sets of
+chrism-dripping saintly skulls in these catacombs, also,--fifteen of
+the ghastly things in one group. I braced my stomach to the task, and
+scrutinized them all attentively; but not a single one of them winked or
+nodded at me in approval, as a nun from Kolomna, whom I had met in
+Moscow, asserted that they had at her. I really wished to see how an
+eyeless skull could manage a wink, and hoped I might be favored.
+
+After traversing long distances of this subterranean maze, and peering
+into the "cradle of the monastery," St. Antony's cell, the procession
+came to a halt in a tiny church. There stood a monk, actually, though we
+might have wandered all day and come out on the banks of the Dnyepr
+without finding him, had we gone in without a guide. Beside him, denuded
+of its glass bell, stood one of the miraculous skulls. The first Russian
+approached, knelt, crossed himself devoutly, and received from the
+priest the sign of the cross on his brow, administered with a soft,
+small brush dipped in the oil from the skull. Then he kissed the
+priest's hand, crossed himself again, and kissed the skull. When we
+beheld this, we modestly stood aside, and allowed our companions, the
+other four Russian men, to receive anointment in like manner, and pass
+on after the monk, who was in haste to return to his bank vault. As I
+approached the priest, he raised his brush.
+
+"We are not Orthodox Christians, _batiushka_,"* I said. "But pray give
+us your blessing."
+
+* Little father.
+
+He smiled, and, dropping his brush, made the sign of the cross over us.
+I was perfectly willing to kiss his pretty, plump hand,--I had become
+very skillful at that sort of thing,--but I confess that I shrank from
+the obligatory salute to the skull, and from that special chrism.
+Nevertheless, I wished the Russians to think that I had gone through
+with the whole ceremony, if they should chance to look back. I felt sure
+that I could trust the priest to be liberal, but I was not so certain
+that our lay companions, who were petty traders and peasants, might not
+be sufficiently fanatical to construe our refusal into disrespect for
+their church, and resent it in some way.
+
+Though we returned to the monastery more than once after that, we were
+never attracted to the catacombs again, not even to witness the mass at
+seven o'clock in the morning in that subterranean church. The beautiful
+services in the cathedral, the stately monks, the picturesque pilgrims,
+with their gentle manners, ingenuous questions, and simple tales of
+their journeys and beliefs, furnished us with abundant interest in the
+cheerful sunlight aboveground.
+
+Next to the Catacombs Monastery, the other most famous and interesting
+sight of Kieff is the Cathedral of St. Sophia. Built on the highest
+point of the ancient city, with nine apses turned to the east, crowned
+by one large dome and fourteen smaller domes,--all gilded, some
+terminating in crosses, some in sunbursts,--surrounded by turf and
+trees within a white wall, with entrance under a lofty belfry, it
+produces an imposing but reposeful effect. The ancient walls, dating
+from the year 1020, are of red brick intermixed with stone, stuccoed and
+washed with white. It has undergone changes, external and internal,
+since that day, and its domes and spires are of the usual degenerate
+South Russian type, without a doubt of comparatively recent
+construction. So many of its windows have been blocked up by additions,
+and so cut up is its space by large frescoed pillars, into sixteen
+sections, that one steps from brilliant sunshine into deep twilight when
+he enters the cathedral. It is a sort of church which possesses in a
+high degree that indefinable charm of sacred atmosphere that tempts one
+to linger on and on indefinitely within its precincts. Not that it is so
+magnificent; many churches in the two capitals and elsewhere in Russia
+are far richer. It is simply one of those indescribable buildings which
+console one for disappointments in historical places, as a rule, by
+making one believe, through sensations unconsciously influenced, not
+through any effort of the reason, that ancient deeds and memories do, in
+truth, linger about their birthplace.
+
+Ancient frescoes, discovered about forty years ago, some remaining in
+their original state, others touched up with more or less skill and
+knowledge, mingle harmoniously with those of more recent date. Very
+singular are the best preserved, representing hunting parties and
+banquets of the Grand Princes, and scenes from the earthly life of
+Christ. But they are on the staircase leading to the old-fashioned
+gallery, and do not disturb the devotional character of the decoration
+in the church itself.
+
+From the wall of the apse behind the chief of the ten altars gazes down
+the striking image of the Virgin, executed in ancient mosaic, with her
+hands raised in prayer, whom the people reverently call "The
+Indestructible Wall." This, with other mosaics and the frescoes on the
+staircase, dates from the eleventh century.
+
+I stood among the pillars, a little removed from the principal aisle,
+one afternoon near sunset, listening to the melodious intoning of the
+priest, and the soft chanting of the small week-day choir at vespers,
+and wondering, for the thousandth time, why Protestants who wish to
+intone do not take lessons from those incomparable masters in the art,
+the Russian deacons, and wherein lies the secret of the Russian
+ecclesiastical music. That simple music, so perfectly fitted for church
+use, will bring the most callous into a devotional mood long before the
+end of the service. Rendered as it invariably is by male voices, with
+superb basses in place of the non-existent organ, it spoils one's taste
+forever for the elaborate, operatic church music of the West performed
+by choirs which are usually engaged in vocal steeplechases with the
+organ for the enhancement of the evil effects. My meditations were
+interrupted by the approach of a young man, who asked me to be his
+godmother! He explained that he was a Jew from Minsk, who had never
+studied "his own religion," and was now come to Kieff for the express
+purpose of getting himself baptized by the name of Vladimir, the tenth
+century prince and patron saint of the town. As he had no acquaintances
+in the place, he was in a strait for god-parents, who were
+indispensable.
+
+"I cannot be your godmother," I answered. "I am neither _pravoslavnaya_
+nor Russian. Cannot the priest find sponsors for you?"
+
+"That is not the priest's place. His business is merely to baptize. But
+perhaps he might be persuaded to manage that also, if I had better
+clothes."
+
+He wore a light print shirt, tolerably clean, belted outside his dark
+trousers, and his shoes and cap were respectable enough.
+
+I recalled instances which I had heard from the best authority--a
+priest--of priests finding sponsors for Jews, and receiving medals or
+orders in reward for their conversion. I recalled an instance related to
+me by a Russian friend who had acted, at the priest's request, as
+godmother to a Jewess so fat that she stuck fast in the receptacle used
+for the baptism by immersion; and I questioned the man a little. He said
+that he had a sister living in New York, and gave me her name and
+address in a manner which convinced me that he knew what he was saying.
+He had no complaint to make of his treatment by either Russians or Jews;
+and when I asked him why he did not join his sister in America, he
+replied,
+
+"Why should I? I am well enough off here."
+
+Perhaps I ought to state that he was a plumber by trade. On the other
+hand, justice demands the explanation that Russian plumbing in general
+is not of a very complicated character, and in Minsk it must be of a
+very simple kind, I think.
+
+He intended to return to Minsk as soon as he was baptized. How he
+expected to attend the Russian Church in Minsk when he had found it
+inexpedient to be baptized there was one of the points which he omitted
+to explain.
+
+I was at last obliged to bid him a decisive "good-day," and leave the
+church. He followed, and passed me in the garden, his cap cocked
+jauntily over his tight bronze curls, and his hips swaying from side to
+side in harmony. Under the long arch of the belfry-tower gate hung a
+picture, adapted to use as an _ikona_, which set forth how a mother had
+accidentally dropped her baby overboard from a boat on the Dnyepr, and
+coming, disconsolate, to pray before the image of St. Nicholas, the
+patron of travelers, she had found her child lying there safe and sound;
+whence this holy picture is known by the name of St. Nicholas the Wet.
+
+Before this _ikona_ my Jew pulled off his cap, and crossed himself
+rapidly and repeatedly, watching me out of the corner of his eye,
+meanwhile, to see how his piety impressed me. It produced no particular
+effect upon me, except to make me engage a smart-looking cabby to take
+me to my hotel, close by, by a roundabout route. Whether this Jew
+returned to Minsk as Vladimir or as Isaac I do not know; but I made a
+point of mentioning the incident to several Russian friends, including a
+priest, and learned, to my surprise, that, though I was not a member of
+a Russian Church, I could legally have stood godmother to a man, though
+I could not have done so to a woman; and that a godmother could have
+been dispensed with. Men who are not members of the Russian Church can,
+in like manner, stand as godfathers to women, but not to men. Moreover,
+every one seemed to doubt the probability of a Jew quitting his own
+religion in earnest, and they thought that his object had been to obtain
+from me a suit of clothes, practical gifts to the godchild being the
+custom in such cases. I had been too dull to take the hint!
+
+A few months later, a St. Petersburg newspaper related a notorious
+instance of a Jew who had been sufficiently clever to get himself
+baptized a number of times, securing on each occasion wealthy and
+generous sponsors. Why the man from Minsk should have selected me, in my
+plain serge traveling gown, I cannot tell, unless it was because he saw
+that I did not wear the garb of the Russian merchant class, or look like
+them, and observation or report had taught him that the aristocratic
+classes above the merchants are most susceptible to the pleasure of
+patronizing converts; though to do them justice, Russians make no
+attempt at converting people to their church. I have been assured by a
+Russian Jew that his co-religionists never do, really, change their
+faith. Indeed, it is difficult to understand how they can even be
+supposed to do so, in the face of their strong traditions, in which they
+are so thoroughly drilled. Therefore, if Russians stand sponsors to
+Jews, while expressing skepticism as to conversion in general, they
+cannot complain if unscrupulous persons take advantage of their
+inconsistency. I should probably have refused to act as godmother, even
+had I known that I was legally entitled to do so.
+
+Our searches in the lower town, Podol, for rugs like those in the
+monastery resulted in nothing but amusement. Those rugs had been made in
+the old days of serfdom, on private estates, and are not to be bought.
+
+By dint of loitering about in the churches, monasteries, catacombs,
+markets, listening to that Little Russian dialect which is so sweet on
+the lips of the natives, though it looks so uncouth when one sees their
+ballads in print, and by gazing out over the ever beautiful river and
+steppe, I came at last to pardon Kieff for its progress. I got my
+historical and mythological bearings. I felt the spirit of the Epic
+Songs stealing over me. I settled in my own mind the site of Fair-Sun
+Prince Vladimir's palace of white stone, the scene of great feasts,
+where he and his mighty heroes quaffed the green wine by the bucketful,
+and made their great brags, which resulted so tragically or so
+ludicrously. I was sure I recognized the church where Diuk Stepanovitch
+"did not so much pray as gaze about," and indulged in mental comments
+upon clothes and manners at the Easter mass, after a fashion which is
+not yet obsolete. I imagined that I descried in the blue dusk of the
+distant steppe Ilya of Murom approaching on his good steed Cloudfall,
+armed with a damp oak uprooted from Damp Mother Earth, and dragging at
+his saddle-bow fierce, hissing Nightingale the Robber, with one eye
+still fixed on Kieff, one on Tchernigoff, after his special and puzzling
+habit, and whom Little Russian tradition declares was chopped up into
+poppy seeds, whence spring the sweet-voiced nightingales of the present
+day.
+
+The "atmosphere" of the cradle of the Epic Songs and of the cradle of
+Pravoslavnaya Russia laid its spell upon me on those heights, and even
+the sight of the cobweb suspension bridge in all its modernness did not
+disturb me, since with it is connected one of the most charming modern
+traditions, a classic in the language, which only a perfect artist could
+have planned and executed.
+
+The thermometer stood at 120 degrees Fahrenheit when we took our last
+look at Kieff, the Holy City.
+
+
+
+
+X.
+
+A JOURNEY ON THE VOLGA.
+
+
+I.
+
+We had seen the Russian haying on the estate of Count Tolstoy. We were
+to be initiated into the remaining processes of the agricultural season
+in that famous "black earth zone" which has been the granary of Europe
+from time immemorial, but which is also, alas! periodically the seat of
+dire famine.
+
+It was July when we reached Nizhni Novgorod, on our way to an estate on
+the Volga, in this "black earth" grainfield, vast as the whole of
+France; but the flag of opening would not be run up for some time to
+come. The Fair quarter of the town was still in its state of ten months'
+hibernation, under padlock and key, and the normal town, effective as it
+was, with its white Kremlin crowning the turfed and terraced heights,
+possessed few charms to detain us. We embarked for Kazan.
+
+If Kazan is an article in the creed of all Russians, whether they have
+ever seen it or not, Matushka Volga (dear Mother Volga) is a complete
+system of faith. Certainly her services in building up and binding
+together the empire merit it, though the section thus usually referred
+to comprises only the stretch between Nizhni Novgorod and Astrakhan,
+despite its historical and commercial importance above the former town.
+
+But Kazan! A stay there of a day and a half served to dispel our
+illusions. We were deceived in our expectations as to the once mighty
+capital of the imperial Tatar khans. The recommendations of our Russian
+friends, the glamour of history which had bewitched us, the hope of the
+Western for something Oriental,--all these elements had combined to
+raise our expectations in a way against which our sober senses and
+previous experience should have warned us. It seemed to us merely a
+flourishing and animated Russian provincial town, whose Kremlin was
+eclipsed by that of Moscow, and whose university had instructed, but not
+graduated, Count Tolstoy, the novelist. The bazaar under arcades, the
+popular market in the open square, the public garden, the shops,--all
+were but a repetition of similar features in other towns, somewhat
+magnified to the proportions befitting the dignity of the home port of
+the Ural Mountains and Siberia.
+
+The Tatar quarter alone seemed to possess the requisite mystery and
+"local color." Here whole streets of tiny shops, ablaze with
+rainbow-hued leather goods, were presided over by taciturn,
+olive-skinned brothers of the Turks, who appeared almost handsome when
+seen thus in masses, with opportunities for comparison. Hitherto we had
+thought of the Tatars only as the old-clothes dealers, peddlers,
+horse-butchers, and waiters of St. Petersburg and Moscow. Here the
+dignity of the prosperous merchants, gravely recommending their really
+well-dressed, well-sewed leather wares, bespoke our admiration.
+
+The Tatar women, less easily seen, glided along the uneven pavements now
+and then, smoothly, but still in a manner to permit a glimpse of short,
+square feet incased in boots flowered with gay hues upon a green or
+rose-colored ground, and reaching to the knee. They might have been
+houris of beauty, but it was difficult to classify them, veiled as they
+were, and screened as to head and shoulders by striped green _kaftans_
+of silk, whose long sleeves depended from the region of their ears, and
+whose collar rested on the brow. What we could discern was that their
+black eyes wandered like the eyes of unveiled women, and that they were
+coquettishly conscious of our glances, though we were of their own sex.
+
+We found nothing especially striking among the churches, unless one
+might reckon the Tatar mosques in the list; and, casting a last glance
+at Sumbeka's curious and graceful tower, we hired a cabman to take us to
+the river, seven versts away.
+
+We turned our backs upon Kazan without regret, in the fervid heat of
+that midsummer morning. We did not shake its dust from our feet. When
+dust is ankle-deep that is not very feasible. It rose in clouds, as we
+met the long lines of Tatar carters, transporting flour and other
+merchandise to and from the wharves across the "dam" which connects the
+town, in summer low water, with Mother Volga. In spring floods Matushka
+Volga threatens to wash away the very walls of the Kremlin, and our
+present path is under water.
+
+Fate had favored us with a clever cabman. His shaggy little horse was as
+dusty in hue as his own coat,--a most unusual color for coat of either
+Russian horse or _izvostchik_. The man's _armyak_ was bursting at every
+seam, not with plenty, but, since extremes meet, with hard times, which
+are the chronic complaint of Kazan, so he affirmed. He was gentle and
+sympathetic, like most Russian cabmen, and he beguiled our long drive
+with shrewd comments on the Russian and Tatar inhabitants and their
+respective qualities.
+
+"The Tatars are good people," he said; "very clean,--cleaner than
+Russians; very quiet and peaceable citizens. There was a time when they
+were not quiet. That was ten years ago, during the war with Turkey. They
+were disturbed. The Russians said that it was a holy war; the Tatars
+said so, too, and wished to fight for their brethren of the Moslem
+faith. But the governor was not a man to take fright at that. He
+summoned the chief men among them before him. 'See here,' says he. 'With
+me you can be peaceable with better conscience. If you permit your
+people to be turbulent, I will pave the dam with the heads of Tatars.
+The dam is long. Allah is my witness. Enough. Go!' And it came to
+nothing, of course. No; it was only a threat, though they knew that he
+was a strong man in rule. Why should he wish to do that, really, even if
+they were not Orthodox? A man is born with his religion as with his
+skin. The Orthodox live at peace with the Tatars. And the Tatars are
+superior to the Russians in this, also, that they all stick by each
+other; whereas a Russian, _Hospodi pomilui!_ [Lord have mercy] thinks of
+himself alone, which is a disadvantage," said my humble philosopher.
+
+We found that we had underrated the power of our man's little horse, and
+had arrived at the river an hour and a half before the steamer was
+appointed to sail. It should be there lading, however, and we decided to
+go directly on board and wait in comfort. We gave patient Vanka liberal
+"tea-money." Hard times were evidently no fiction so far as he was
+concerned, and we asked if he meant to spend it on _vodka_, which
+elicited fervent asseverations of teetotalism, as he thrust his buckskin
+pouch into his breast.
+
+Descending in the deep dust, with a sense of gratitude that it was not
+mixed with rain, we ran the gauntlet of the assorted peddlers stationed
+on both sides of the long descent with stocks of food, soap, white felt
+boots, gay sashes, coarse leather slippers too large for human wear, and
+other goods, and reached the covered wharf. The steamer was not there,
+but we took it calmly, and asked no questions--for a space.
+
+We whiled away the time by chaffering with the persistent Tatar venders
+for things which we did not want, and came into amazed possession of
+some of them. This was a tribute to our powers of bargaining which had
+rarely been paid even when we had been in earnest. We contrived to avoid
+the bars of yellow "egg soap" by inquiring for one of the marvels of
+Kazan,--soap made from mare's milk. An amused apothecary had already
+assured us that it was a product of the too fertile brain of Baedeker,
+not of the local soap factories. May Baedeker himself, some day, reap a
+similar harvest of mirth and astonishment from the sedate Tatars, who
+can put mare's milk to much better use as a beverage!
+
+In the hope of obtaining a conversation-lesson in Tatar, we bought a
+Russo-Tatar grammar, warranted to deliver over all the secrets of that
+gracefully curved language in the usual scant array of pages. But the
+peddler immediately professed as profound ignorance of Tatar as he had
+of Russian a few moments before, when requested to abate his exorbitant
+demands for the pamphlet.
+
+By the time we had exhausted these resources one o'clock had arrived.
+The steamer had not. The office clerk replied to all inquiries with the
+languid national "_saytchas_" which the dictionary defines as meaning
+"immediately," but which experience proves to signify, "Be easy; any
+time this side of eternity,--if perfectly convenient!" Under the
+pressure of increasingly vivacious attacks, prompted by hunger, he
+finally condescended to explain that the big mail steamer, finding too
+little water in the channel, had "sat down on a sand-bank," and that two
+other steamers were trying to pull her off. "She might be along at three
+o'clock, or later,--or some time." It began to be apparent to us why
+the success of the Fair depends, in great measure, on the amount of
+water in the river.
+
+Our first meal of bread and tea had been eaten at seven o'clock, and we
+had counted upon breakfasting on the steamer, where some of the best
+public cooking in the country, especially in the matter of fish, is to
+be found. It was now two o'clock. The town was distant. The memory of
+the ducks, the size of a plover, and other things in proportion, in
+which our strenuous efforts had there resulted, did not tempt us to
+return. Russians have a way of slaying chickens and other poultry almost
+in the shell, to serve as game.
+
+Accordingly, we organized a search expedition among the peddlers, and in
+the colony of rainbow-hued shops planted in a long street across the
+heads of the wharves, and filled chiefly with Tatars and coarse Tatar
+wares. For the equivalent of seventeen cents we secured a quart of rich
+cream, half a dozen hard-boiled eggs, a couple of pounds of fine
+raspberries, and a large fresh wheaten roll. These we ate in courses, as
+we perched on soap-boxes and other unconventional seats, surrounded by
+smoked fish, casks of salted cucumbers, festoons of dried mushrooms,
+"cartwheels" of sour black bread, and other favorite edibles, in the
+open-fronted booths. A delicious banquet it was,--one of those which
+recur to the memory unbidden when more elaborate meals have been
+forgotten.
+
+Returning to the wharf with a fresh stock of patience, we watched the
+river traffic and steamers of rival lines, which had avoided sand-banks,
+as they took in their fuel supplies of refuse petroleum from the scows
+anchored in mid-stream, and proceeded on their voyage to Astrakhan. Some
+wheelbarrow steamers, bearing familiar names, "Niagara" and the like,
+pirouetted about in awkward and apparently aimless fashion.
+
+Passengers who seemed to be better informed than we as to the ways of
+steamers began to make their appearance. A handsome officer deposited
+his red-cotton-covered traveling-pillow and luggage on the dock and
+strolled off, certain that no one would unlock his trunk or make way
+with his goods. The trunk, not unusual in style, consisted of a
+red-and-white tea-cloth, whose knotted corners did not wholly repress
+the exuberance of linen and other effects through the bulging edges.
+
+A young Tatar, endowed with india-rubber capabilities in the way of
+attitudes, and with a volubility surely unrivaled in all taciturn Kazan,
+chatted interminably with a young Russian woman, evidently the wife of a
+petty shopkeeper. They bore the intense heat with equal equanimity, but
+their equanimity was clad in oddly contrasting attire. The woman looked
+cool and indifferent buttoned up in a long wadded pelisse, with a hot
+cotton kerchief tied close over ears, under chin, and tucked in at the
+neck. The Tatar squatted on his haunches, folded in three nearly equal
+parts. A spirally ribbed flat fez of dark blue velvet, topped with a
+black silk tassel, adorned his cleanly shaven head. His shirt, of the
+coarsest linen, was artistically embroidered in black, yellow, and red
+silks and green linen thread in Turanian designs, and ornamented with
+stripes and diamonds of scarlet cotton bestowed unevenly in unexpected
+places. It lay open on his dusky breast, and fell unconfined over full
+trousers of home-made dark blue linen striped with red, like the gussets
+under the arms of his white shirt. The trousers were tucked into high
+boots, slightly wrinkled at the instep, with an inset of pebbled
+horsehide, frosted green in hue, at the heels. This green leather was a
+part of their religion, the Tatars told me, but what part they would not
+reveal. As the soles were soft, like socks, he wore over his boots a
+pair of stiff leather slippers, which could be easily discarded on
+entering the mosque, in compliance with the Moslem law requiring the
+removal of foot-gear.
+
+Several peasants stood about silently, patiently, wrapped in their
+sheepskin coats. Apparently they found this easier than carrying them,
+and they were ready to encounter the chill night air in the open wooden
+bunks of the third-class, or on the floor of the fourth-class cabin. The
+soiled yellow leather was hooked close across their breasts, as in
+winter. An occasional movement displayed the woolly interior of the
+_tulup's_ short, full ballet skirt attached to the tight-fitting body.
+The peasants who thus tranquilly endured the heat of fur on a midsummer
+noon would, did circumstances require it, bear the piercing cold of
+winter with equal calmness clad in cotton shirts, or freeze to death on
+sentry duty without a murmur. They were probably on their way to find
+work during the harvest and earn a few kopeks, and very likely would
+return to their struggling families as poor as they went. As we watched
+this imperturbable crowd, we became infected with their spirit of
+unconcern, and entered into sympathy with the national _saytchas_--a
+case of atmospheric influence.
+
+At last the steamer arrived, none the worse for its encounter with the
+bar. Usually, the mail steamers halt three hours--half-merchandise
+steamers four hours--at Kazan and other important towns on the Volga,
+affording hasty travelers an opportunity to make a swift survey in a
+drosky; but on this occasion one hour was made to suffice, and at last
+we were really off on our way to the estate down the river where we were
+to pay our long-promised visit.
+
+We were still at a reach of the river where the big steamer might sit
+down on another reef, and the men were kept on guard at the bow, with
+hardly an intermission, gauging the depth of the water with their
+striped poles, to guide the helmsman by their monotonous calls:
+"_Vosim!_" "_Schest-s-polovino-o-o-iu!_" "_Sim!_" (Eight! Six and a
+half! Seven!) They had a little peculiarity of pronunciation which was
+very pleasing. And we soon discovered that into shallower water than
+five and a half quarters we might not venture.
+
+The river was extremely animated above the mouth of the Kama, the great
+waterway from the mines and forests of the Ural and Siberia. Now and
+then, the men on a float heavily laden with iron bars, which was being
+towed to the Fair at Nizhni Novgorod, would shout a request that we
+would slacken speed, lest they be swamped with our swell. Huge rafts of
+fine timber were abundant, many with small chapel-like structures on
+them, which were not chapels, however. Cattle steamers passed, the
+unconfined beasts staring placidly over the low guards of the three
+decks, and uttering no sound. We had already learned that the animals
+are as quiet as the people, in Russia, the Great Silent Land. Very brief
+were our halts at the small landings. The villagers, who had come down
+with baskets of fresh rolls and berries and bottles of cream, to supply
+hungry passengers whose means or inclination prevented their eating the
+steamer food, had but scant opportunity to dispose of their perishable
+wares.
+
+As the evening breeze freshened, the perfume of the hayfields was wafted
+from the distant shores in almost overpowering force. The high right
+bank, called the Hills, and the low left shore, known as the Forests,
+sank into half-transparent vagueness, which veiled the gray log-built
+villages with their tiny windows, and threw into relief against the
+evening sky only the green roofs and blue domes of the churches,
+surmounted by golden crosses, which gleamed last of all in the vanishing
+rays of sunset. A boatload of peasants rowing close in shore; a
+red-shirted solitary figure straying along the water's edge; tiny
+sea-gulls darting and dipping in the waves around the steamer; a vista
+up some wide-mouthed affluent; and a great peaceful stillness brooding
+over all,--such were the happenings, too small for incidents, which
+accorded perfectly with the character of the Volga. For the Volga cannot
+be compared with the Rhine or the Hudson in castles or scenery. It has,
+instead, a grand, placid charm of its own, imperial, indefinable, and
+sweet. One yields to it, and subscribes to the Russian faith in the
+grand river.
+
+No one seemed to know how much of the lost time would be made up. Were
+it spring, when Mother Volga runs from fifty to a hundred and fifty
+miles wide, taking the adjoining country into her broad embrace, and
+steamers steer a bee-line course to their landings, the officers might
+have been able to say at what hour we should reach our destination. As
+it was, they merely reiterated the characteristic "_Ne znaem_" (We don't
+know), which possesses plural powers of irritation when uttered in the
+conventional half-drawl. Perhaps they really did not know. Owing to a
+recent decree in the imperial navy, officers who have served a certain
+number of years without having accomplished a stipulated amount of sea
+service are retired. Since the Russian war vessels are not many, while
+the Naval Academy continues to turn out a large batch of young officers
+every year, the opportunities for effecting the requisite sea service
+are limited. The officers who are retired, in consequence, seek
+positions on the Volga steamers, which are sometimes commanded by a
+rear-admiral, in the imperial uniform, which he is allowed to retain, in
+addition to receiving a grade. But if one chances upon them during their
+first season on the river, their information is not equal to their fine
+appearance, since Mother Volga must be studied in her caprices, and
+navigation is open only, on the average, between the 12th of April and
+the 24th of November. Useless to interrogate the old river dogs among
+the subordinates. The "We don't know" is even more inveterate with them,
+and it is reinforced with the just comment, "We are not the masters."
+
+Knowing nothing, in the general uncertainty, except that we must land
+some time during the night, we were afraid to make ourselves comfortable
+even to the extent of unpacking sheets to cool off the velvet divans,
+which filled two sides of our luxurious cabin. When we unbolted the
+movable panels from the slatted door and front wall, to establish a
+draft of fresh air from the window, a counter-draft was set up of
+electric lights, supper clatter, cigarette smoke, and chatter, renewed
+at every landing with the fresh arrivals. We resolved to avoid these
+elegant mail steamers in the future, and patronize the half-merchandise
+boats of the same line, which are not much slower, and possess the
+advantage of staterooms opening on a corridor, not on the saloon, and
+are fitted with skylights, so that one can have fresh air and quiet
+sleep.
+
+At four o'clock in the morning we landed. The local policeman, whose
+duty it is to meet steamers, gazed at us with interest. The secret of
+his meditations we learned later. He thought of offering us his
+services. "They looked like strangers, but talked Russian," he said. The
+combination was too much for him, and, seeing that we were progressing
+well in our bargain for a conveyance, he withdrew, and probably solved
+the riddle with the aid of the postboy.
+
+The estate for which we were bound lay thirty-five versts distant; but
+fearing that we might reach it too early if we were to start at once, I
+ordered an equipage for six o'clock. I was under the impression that the
+man from the posting-house had settled it for us that we required a pair
+of horses, attached to whatever he thought fit, and that I had accepted
+his dictation. The next thing to do, evidently, was to adopt the Russian
+stop-gap of tea.
+
+The wharfinger, who occupied a tiny tenement on one end of the dock,
+supplied us with a bubbling _samovar_, sugar, and china, since we were
+not traveling in strictly Russian style, with a fragile-nosed teapot and
+glasses. We got out our tea, steeped and sipped it, nibbling at a bit of
+bread, in that indifferent manner which one unconsciously acquires in
+Russia. It is only by such experience that one comes to understand the
+full--or rather scanty--significance of that puzzling and
+oft-recurring phrase in Russian novels, "drinking tea."
+
+As we were thus occupied in one of the cells, furnished with a table and
+two hard stuffed benches, to accommodate waiting passengers, our postboy
+thrust his head in at the door and began the subject of the carriage all
+over again. I repeated my orders. He said, "_Kharasho_" (Good), and
+disappeared. We dallied over our tea. We watched the wharfinger's boys
+trying to drown themselves in a cranky boat, like the young male animals
+of all lands; we listened to their shrill little songs; we counted the
+ducks, gazed at the peasants assembled on the brow of the steep hill
+above us, on which the town was situated, and speculated about the
+immediate future, until the time fixed and three quarters of an hour
+more had elapsed. The wharfinger's reply to my impatient questions was
+an unvarying apathetic "We don't know," and, spurred to action by this,
+I set out to find the posting-house.
+
+It was not far away, but my repeated and vigorous knocks upon the door
+of the _izba_ (cottage), ornamented with the imperial eagle and the
+striped pole, received no response. I pushed open the big gate of the
+courtyard alongside, and entered. Half the court was roofed over with
+thatch. In the far corner, divorced wagon bodies, running-gear, and
+harnesses lay heaped on the earth. A horse, which was hitched to
+something unsubstantial among those fragments, came forward to welcome
+me. A short row of wagon members which had escaped divorce, and were
+united in wheeling order, stood along the high board fence. In one of
+them, a rough wooden cart, shaped somewhat like a barrel sawed in two
+lengthwise, pillowed on straw, but with his legs hanging down in an
+uncomfortable attitude, lay my faithless postboy (he was about forty
+years of age) fast asleep. The neighboring vehicle, which I divined to
+be the one intended for us, was in possession of chickens. A new-laid
+egg bore witness to their wakefulness and industry.
+
+While I was engaged in an endeavor to rouse my should-be coachman, by
+tugging at his sleeve and pushing his boots in the most painful manner I
+could devise, a good-looking peasant woman made her tardy appearance at
+the side door of the adjoining _izba_, and seemed to enjoy the situation
+in an impartial, impersonal way. The horse thrust his muzzle gently into
+his master's face and roused him for me, and, in return, was driven
+away.
+
+I demanded an explanation. Extracted by bits in conversational spirals,
+it proved to be that he had decided that the carriage needed three
+horses, which he had known all along; and, chiefly, that he had desired
+to sleep upon a little scheme for exploiting the strangers. How long he
+had intended to pursue his slumberous meditations it is impossible to
+say.
+
+He dragged me through all the mazes of that bargain once more.
+Evidently, bargaining was of even stricter etiquette than my extensive
+previous acquaintance had led me to suspect; and I had committed the
+capital mistake of not complying with this ancestral custom in the
+beginning. I agreed to three horses, and stipulated, on my side, that
+fresh straw should replace the chickens' nest, and that we should set
+out at once,--not _saytchas_ but sooner, "this very minute."
+
+I turned to go. A fresh difficulty arose. He would not go unless I would
+pay for three relays. He brought out the government regulations and
+amendments,--all that had been issued during the century, I should
+think. He stood over me while I read them, and convinced myself that his
+"_Yay Bogu_" (God is my witness) was accurately placed. The price of
+relays was, in reality, fixed by law; but though over-affirmation had
+now aroused my suspicions, in my ignorance of the situation I could not
+espy the loophole of trickery in which I was to be noosed, and I agreed
+once more. More quibbling. He would not stir unless he were allowed to
+drive the same horses the whole distance, though paid for three relays,
+because all the horses would be away harvesting, and so forth and so on.
+Goaded to assert myself in some manner, to put an end to these
+interminable hagglings, I asserted what I did not know.
+
+"Prince X. never pays for these relays," I declared boldly.
+
+"Oh, no, he does n't," replied the man, with cheerful frankness. "But
+you must, or I'll not go."
+
+That settled it; I capitulated once more.
+
+We had omitted to telegraph to our friends, partly in order to save them
+the trouble of sending a carriage, partly because we were thirsting for
+"experiences." It began to look as though our thirst was to be quenched
+in some degree, since we were in this man's power as to a vehicle, and
+it might be true that we should not be able to obtain any other in the
+town, or any horses in the villages, if indeed there were any villages.
+Fortified by another volley of "_Yay Bogu_" of triumphant fervor, we
+survived a second wait. At last, near nine o'clock, we were able to pack
+ourselves and our luggage.
+
+The body of our _tarantas_, made, for the sake of lightness, of woven
+elm withes, and varnished dark brown, was shaped not unlike a baby
+carriage. Such a wagon body costs about eight dollars in Kazan, where
+great numbers of them are made. It was set upon stout, unpainted
+running-gear, guiltless of springs, in cat's-cradle fashion. The step
+was a slender iron stirrup, which revolved in its ring with tantalizing
+ease. It was called a _pletuschka,_ and the process of entering it
+resembled vaulting on horseback.
+
+Our larger luggage was tied on behind with ropes, in precarious fashion.
+The rest we took inside and deposited at our feet. As there was no seat,
+we flattened ourselves out on the clean hay, and practiced Delsartean
+attitudes of languor. Our three horses were harnessed abreast. The reins
+were made in part of rope; so were the traces. Our _yamtschik_ had
+donned his regulation coat over his red shirt, and sat unblenchingly
+through the heat. All preliminaries seemed to be settled at last. I
+breathed a sigh of relief, as we halted at the posting-house to pay our
+dues in advance, and I received several pounds of copper coin in change,
+presumably that I might pay the non-existent relays.
+
+The _troika_ set off with spirit, and we flattered ourselves that we
+should not be long on the road. This being a county town, there were
+some stone official buildings in addition to the cathedral, of which we
+caught a glimpse in the distance. But our road lay through a suburb of
+log cabins, through a large gate in the wattled town fence, and out upon
+the plain.
+
+For nearly five hours we drove through birch forests, over rolling
+downs, through a boundless ocean of golden rye, diversified by small
+patches of buckwheat, oats, millet, and wheat. But wheat thrives better
+in the adjoining government, and many peasants, we are told, run away
+from pressing work and good wages at hand to harvest where they will get
+white bread to eat, and return penniless.
+
+Here and there, the small, weather-beaten image of some saint, its face
+often indistinguishable through stress of storms, and shielded by a
+rough triangular penthouse, was elevated upon a pole, indicating the
+spot where prayers are said for the success of the harvest.
+Corn-flowers, larkspur, convolvulus, and many other flowers grew
+profusely enough among the grain to come under the head of weeds.
+
+The transparent air allowed us vast vistas of distant blue hills and
+nearer green valleys, in which nestled villages under caps of thatch,
+encircled by red-brown fences cleverly wattled of long boughs. In one
+hollow we passed through a village of the Tchuvashi, a Turkish or
+Finnish tribe, which was stranded all along the middle Volga in
+unrecorded antiquity, during some of the race migrations from the
+teeming plateaux of Asia. The village seemed deserted. Only a few small
+children and grannies had been left at home by the harvesters, and they
+gazed curiously at us, aroused to interest by the jingling harness with
+its metal disks, and the bells clanging merrily from the apex of the
+wooden arch which rose above the neck of our middle horse.
+
+The grain closed in upon us. We plucked some ears as we passed, and
+found them ripe and well filled. The plain seemed as trackless as a
+forest, and our postboy suspected, from time to time, that he had lost
+his way among the narrow roads. A few peasant men whom we encountered at
+close quarters took off their hats, but without servility, and we
+greeted them with the customary good wishes for a plentiful harvest,
+"_Bog v pomozh_" (God help), or with a bow. The peasant women whom we
+met rarely took other notice of us than to stare, and still more rarely
+did they salute first. They gazed with instinctive distrust, as women of
+higher rank are wont to do at a stranger of their own sex.
+
+Although the grain was planted in what seemed to be a single vast field,
+belonging to one estate, it was in reality the property of many
+different peasants, as well as of some proprietors. Each peasant had
+marked his plot with a cipher furrow when he plowed, and the outlines
+had been preserved by the growing grain. The rich black soil of the
+fallow land, and strips of turf separating sections, relieved the
+monotony of this waving sea of gold.
+
+The heat was intense. In our prone position, we found it extremely
+fatiguing to hold umbrellas. We had recourse, therefore, to the device
+practiced by the mountaineers of the Caucasus, who, in common with the
+Spaniards, believe that what will keep out cold will also keep out heat.
+We donned our heavy wadded pelisses. The experiment was a success. We
+arrived cool and tranquil, in the fierce heat, at the estate of our
+friends, and were greeted with fiery reproaches for not having allowed
+them to send one of their fifteen or twenty carriages for us. But we did
+not repent, since our conduct had secured for us that novel ride and a
+touch of our coveted "experience," in spite of the strain of our thirty
+hours' vigil and the jolts of the springless vehicle.
+
+Then we discovered the exact extent of our _yamtschik's_ trick. He had
+let us off on fairly easy terms, getting not quite half more than his
+due. By the regular route, we might really have had three relays and
+made better time, had we been permitted. By the short cut which our wily
+friend had selected, but one change was possible. This left the price of
+two changes to be credited to his financial ability (in addition to the
+tea-money of gratitude, which came in at the end, all the same), and the
+price of the one which he would not make. And, as I was so thoughtless
+as not to hire him to carry away those pounds of "relay" copper, I
+continued to be burdened with it until I contrived to expend it on
+peasant manufactures. The postboy bore the reputation of being a very
+honest fellow, I learned,--something after the pattern of the charming
+cabby who drove us to Count Tolstoy's estate.
+
+The village, like most Russian villages, was situated on a small river,
+in a valley. It consisted of two streets: one running parallel with the
+river, the other at right angles to it, on the opposite bank. The
+connecting bridge had several large holes in it, on the day of our
+arrival, which were mended, a few days later, with layers of straw and
+manure mixed with earth. We continued, during the whole period of our
+stay, to cross the bridge, instead of going round it, as we had been
+advised to do with Russian bridges, by Russians, in the certainty that,
+if we came near drowning through its fault, it would surely furnish us
+with an abundance of straws to catch at.
+
+In one corner of the settlement, a petty bourgeois,--there is no other
+word to define him,--the son of a former serf, and himself born a
+serf, had made a mill-pond and erected cloth-mills. His "European"
+clothes (long trousers, sack coat, Derby hat) suited him as ill as his
+wife's gaudy silk gown, and Sunday bonnet in place of the kerchief usual
+with the lower classes, suited her face and bearing. He was a quiet,
+unassuming man, but he was making over for himself a handsome house,
+formerly the residence of a noble. Probably the money wherewith he had
+set up in business had been wrung out of his fellow-peasants in the
+profession of a _kulak_, or "fist," as the people expressively term
+peasant usurers.
+
+On the other side of the river stood the church, white-walled,
+green-roofed, with golden cross, like the average country church, with
+some weather stains, and here and there a paling missing from the fence.
+Near at hand was the new schoolhouse, with accommodations for the
+master, recently erected by our host. Beyond this began the inclosure
+surrounding the manor house, and including the cottages of the coachmen
+and the steward with their hemp and garden plots, the stables and
+carriage houses, the rickyard with its steam threshing machine and
+driers, and a vast abandoned garden, as well as the gardens in use. The
+large brick mansion, with projecting wings, had its drawing-rooms at the
+back, where a spacious veranda opened upon a flower-bordered lawn,
+terminating in shady acacia walks, and a grove which screened from sight
+the peasant cottages on the opposite bank of the river. A hedge
+concealed the vegetable garden, where the village urchins were in the
+habit of pilfering their beloved cucumbers with perfect impunity, since
+a wholesome spanking, even though administered by the Elder of the
+Commune, might result in the spanker's exile to Siberia. Another
+instance of the manner in which the peasants are protected by the law,
+in their wrongs as well as their rights, may be illustrated by the case
+of a load of hay belonging to the owner of the estate, which, entering
+the village in goodly proportions, is reduced to a few petty armfuls by
+the time it reaches the barn, because of the handfuls snatched in
+passing by every man, woman, and child in the place.
+
+No sound of the village reached us in our retreat except the choral
+songs of the maidens on holiday evenings. We tempted them to the lawn
+one night, and overcame their bashfulness by money for nuts and apples.
+The airs which they sang were charming, but their voices were undeniably
+shrill and nasal, and not always in harmony. We found them as reluctant
+to dance as had been the peasants at Count Tolstoy's village. Here we
+established ourselves for the harvest-tide.
+
+II.
+
+Our life at Prince X.'s estate on the Volga flowed on in a
+semi-monotonous, wholly delightful state of lotus-eating idleness,
+though it assuredly was not a case which came under the witty
+description once launched by Turgeneff broadside at his countrymen: "The
+Russian country proprietor comes to revel and simmer in his ennui like a
+mushroom frying in sour cream." Ennui shunned that happy valley. We
+passed the hot mornings at work on the veranda or in the well-filled
+library, varying them by drives to neighboring estates and villages, or
+by trips to the fields to watch the progress of the harvest, now in full
+swing. Such a visit we paid when all the able-bodied men and women in
+the village were ranged across the landscape in interminable lines,
+armed with their reaping-hooks, and forming a brilliant picture in
+contrast with the yellow grain, in their blue and scarlet raiment. They
+were fulfilling the contract which bound them to three days' labor for
+their landlord, in return for the pasturage furnished by him for their
+cattle. A gay kerchief and a single clinging garment, generally made of
+red and blue in equal portions, constituted the costume of the women.
+The scanty garments were faded and worn, for harvesting is terribly hard
+work, and they cannot use their good clothes, as at the haying, which is
+mere sport in comparison. Most of the men had their heads protected only
+by their long hair, whose sunburnt outer layer fell over their faces, as
+they stooped and reaped the grain artistically close to the ground.
+Their shirts were of faded red cotton; their full trousers, of
+blue-and-red-striped home-made linen, were confined by a strip of coarse
+crash swathed around the feet and legs to the knee, and cross-gartered
+with ropes. The feet of men and women alike were shod with low shoes of
+plaited linden bark over these cloths.
+
+They smiled indulgently at our attempts to reap and make girdles for the
+sheaves,--the sickles seemed to grow dull and back-handed at our
+touch,--chatting with the dignified ease which characterizes the
+Russian peasant. The small children had been left behind in the village,
+in charge of the grandams and the women unfit for field labor. Baby had
+been brought to the scene of action, and installed in luxury. The
+cradle, a cloth distended by poles, like that of Peter the Great, which
+is preserved in the museum of the Kremlin at Moscow, was suspended from
+the upturned shafts of a _telyega_ by a stiff spiral spring of iron,
+similar to the springs used on bird-cages. The curtain was made of the
+mother's spare gown, her _sarafan_. Baby's milk-bottle consisted of a
+cow's horn, over the tip of which a cow's teat was fastened. I had
+already seen these dried teats for sale in pairs, in the popular
+markets, but had declined to place implicit faith in the venders' solemn
+statements as to their use.
+
+It was the season which the peasants call by the expressive title
+_strada_ (suffering). Nearly all the summer work must be done together,
+and, with their primitive appliances, suffering is the inevitable
+result. They set out for the fields before sunrise, and return at
+indefinite hours, but never early. Sometimes they pass the night in the
+fields, under the shelter of a cart or of the grain sheaves. Men and
+women work equally and unweariedly; and the women receive less pay than
+the men for the same work, in the bad old fashion which is, unhappily,
+not yet unknown in other lands and ranks of life. Eating and sleeping
+join the number of the lost arts. The poor, brave people have but little
+to eat in any case,--not enough to induce thought or anxiety to return
+home. Last year's store has, in all probability, been nearly exhausted.
+They must wait until the grain which they are reaping has been threshed
+and ground before they can have their fill.
+
+One holiday they observe, partly perforce, partly from choice, though it
+is not one of the great festivals of the church calendar,--St. Ilya's
+Day. St. Ilya is the Christian representative of the old Slavic god of
+Thunder, Perun, as well as of the prophet Elijah. On or near his name
+day, July 20 (Old Style), he never fails to dash wildly athwart the sky
+in his chariot of fire; in other words, there is a terrific
+thunderstorm. Such is the belief; such, in my experience, is the fact,
+also.
+
+Sundays were kept so far as the field work permitted, and the church was
+thronged. Even our choir of ill-trained village youths and boys could
+not spoil the ever-exquisite music. There were usually two or three
+women who expected to become mothers before the week was out, and who
+came forward to take the communion for the last time, after the newborn
+babes and tiny children had been taken up by their mothers to receive
+it.
+
+Every one was quiet, clean, reverent. The cloth-mill girls had
+discovered our (happily) obsolete magenta, and made themselves hideous
+in flounced petticoats and sacks of that dreadful hue. The sister of our
+Lukerya, the maid who had been assigned to us, thus attired, felt
+distinctly superior. Lukerya would have had the bad taste to follow her
+example, had she been permitted, so fast are evil fashions destroying
+the beautiful and practical national costumes. Little did Lukerya dream
+that she, in her peasant garb, with her thick nose and rather unformed
+face, was a hundred times prettier than Annushka, with far finer
+features and "fashionable" dress.
+
+Independent and "fashionable" as many of these villagers were, they were
+ready enough to appeal to their former owners in case of illness or
+need; and they were always welcomed. Like most Russian women who spend
+any time on their estates, our hostess knew a good deal about medicine,
+which was necessitated by the circumstance that the district doctor
+lived eight miles away, and had such a wide circuit assigned to him that
+he could not be called in except for serious cases. Many of the remedies
+available or approved by the peasants were primitive, not to say heroic.
+For example, one man, who had exhausted all other remedies for
+rheumatism, was advised to go to the forest, thrust the ailing foot and
+leg into one of the huge ant-hills which abounded there, and allow the
+ants to sting him as long as he could bear the pain, for the sake of the
+formic acid which would thus be injected into the suffering limb. I
+confess that I should have liked to be present at this bit of--
+surgery, shall I call it? It would have been an opportunity for
+observing the Russian peasant's stoicism and love of suffering as a
+thing good in itself.
+
+The peasants came on other errands, also. One morning we were startled,
+at our morning coffee, by the violent irruption into the dining-room, on
+his knees, of a man with clasped hands uplifted, rolling eyes, and hair
+wildly tossing, as he knocked his head on the floor, kissed our
+hostess's gown, and uttered heart-rending appeals to her, to Heaven, and
+to all the saints. "_Barynya!_ dear mistress!" he wailed. "Forgive! _Yay
+Bogu_, it was not my fault. The Virgin herself knows that the carpenter
+forced me to it. I'll never do it again, never. God is my witness!
+_Barynya! Ba-a-rynya! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-rynya!_" in an indescribable, subdued
+howl. He was one of her former serfs, the keeper of the dramshop; and
+the carpenter, that indispensable functionary on an isolated estate, had
+"drunk up" all his tools (which did not belong to him, but to our
+hostess) at this man's establishment. The sly publican did not offer to
+return them, and he would not have so much as condescended to promises
+for the misty future, had he not been aware that the law permits the
+closing of pothouses on the complaint of proprietors in just such
+predicaments as this, as well as on the vote of the peasant Commune.
+Having won temporary respite by his well-acted anguish, he was ready to
+proceed again on the national plan of _avos_ which may be vulgarly
+rendered into English by "running for luck."
+
+But even more attractive than these house diversions and the village
+were the other external features of that sweet country life. The
+mushroom season was beginning. Equipped with baskets of ambitious size,
+we roamed the forests, which are carpeted in spring with lilies of the
+valley, and all summer long, even under the densest shadow, with rich
+grass. We learned the home and habits of the shrimp-pink mushroom, which
+is generally eaten salted; of the fat white and birch mushrooms, with
+their chocolate caps, to be eaten fresh; of the brown and green butter
+mushroom, most delicious of all to our taste, and beloved of the black
+beetle, whom we surprised at his feast. However, the mushrooms were only
+an excuse for dreaming away the afternoons amid the sweet glints of the
+fragrant snowy birch-trees and the green-gold flickerings of the pines,
+in the "black forest," which is a forest composed of evergreens and
+deciduous trees. Now and then, in our rambles, we met and skirted great
+pits dug in the grassy roads to prevent the peasants from conveniently
+perpetrating thefts of wood. Once we came upon a party of timber-thieves
+(it was Sunday afternoon), who espied us in time to rattle off in their
+rude _telyega_ with their prize, a great tree, at a rate which would
+have reduced ordinary flesh and bones to a jelly; leaving us to stare
+helplessly at the freshly hewn stump. Tawny hares tripped across our
+path, or gazed at us from the green twilight of the bushes, as we lay on
+the turf and discussed all things in the modern heaven and earth, from
+theosophy and Keely's motor to--the other extreme.
+
+When the peasants had not forestalled us, we returned home with masses
+of mushrooms, flower-like in hue,--bronze, pink, snow-white, green,
+and yellow; and Osip cooked them delicately, in sour cream, to accompany
+the juicy young blackcock and other game of our host's shooting. Osip
+was a _cordon bleu_, and taxed his ingenuity to initiate us into all the
+mysteries of Russian cooking, which, under his tuition, we found
+delicious. The only national dish which we never really learned to like
+was one in which he had no hand,--fresh cucumbers sliced lengthwise
+and spread thick with new honey, which is supposed to be eaten after the
+honey has been blessed, with the fruits, on the feast of the
+Transfiguration, but which in practice is devoured whenever found, as
+the village priest was probably aware. The priest was himself an
+enthusiastic keeper of bees in odd, primitive hives. It was really
+amazing to note the difference between the good, simple-mannered old man
+in his humble home, where he received us in socks and a faded cassock,
+and nearly suffocated us with vivaciously repetitious hospitality, tea,
+and preserves, and the priest, with his truly majestic and inspired
+mien, as he served the altar.
+
+Among the wild creatures in our host's great forests were hares, wolves,
+moose, and bears. The moose had retreated, for the hot weather, to the
+lakes on the Crown lands adjacent, to escape the maddening attacks of
+the gadflies. Though it was not the hungry height of the season with the
+wolves, there was always an exciting possibility of encountering a stray
+specimen during our strolls, and we found the skull and bones of a horse
+which they had killed the past winter. From early autumn these gray
+terrors roam the scene of our mushroom-parties, in packs, and kill
+cattle in ill-protected farmyards and children in the villages.
+
+It was too early for hare-coursing or wolf-hunting, but feathered game
+was plentiful. Great was the rivalry in "bags" between our host and the
+butler, a jealously keen sportsman. His dog, Modistka (the little
+milliner), had taught the clever pointer Milton terribly bad tricks of
+hunting alone, and was even initiating her puppies into the same evil
+ways. When "Monsieur, Madame, and Bebe;" returned triumphantly from the
+forest with their booty, and presented it to their indignant masters,
+there were fine scenes! Bebe and his brothers of the litter were so
+exactly alike in every detail that they could not be distinguished one
+from the other. Hence they had been dubbed _tchinovniki_ (the
+officials), a bit of innocent malice which every Russian can appreciate.
+
+Of the existence of bears we had one convincing glimpse. We drove off,
+one morning, in a drizzling rain, to picnic on a distant estate of our
+host, in a "red" or "beautiful" forest (the two adjectives are
+synonymous in Russian), which is composed entirely of pines. During our
+long tramp through a superb growth of pines, every one of which would
+have furnished a mainmast for the largest old-fashioned ship, a bear
+stepped out as we passed through a narrow defile, and showed an
+inclination to join our party. The armed Russian and Mordvinian
+foresters, our guides and protectors, were in the vanguard; and as Misha
+seemed peaceably disposed we relinquished all designs on his pelt,
+consoling ourselves with the reflection that it would not be good at
+this season of the year. We camped out on the crest of the hill, upon a
+huge rug, soft and thick, the work of serfs in former days, representing
+an art now well-nigh lost, and feasted on nut-sweet crayfish from the
+Volga, new potatoes cooked in our gypsy kettle, curds, sour black bread,
+and other more conventional delicacies. The rain pattered softly on us,
+--we disdained umbrellas,--and on the pine needles, rising in
+hillocks, here and there, over snowy great mushrooms, of a sort to be
+salted and eaten during fasts. The wife of the priest, who is condemned
+to so much fasting, had a wonderfully keen instinct for these particular
+mushrooms, and had explained to us all their merits, which seemed
+obscure to our non-fasting souls. Our Russian forester regaled us with
+forest lore, as we lay on our backs to look at the tops of the trees.
+But, to my amazement, he had never heard of the _Leshi_ and the
+_Vodyanoi_, the wood-king and water-king of the folk-tales. At all
+events, he had never seen them, nor heard their weird frolics in the
+boughs and waves. The Mordvinian contributed to the entertainment by
+telling us of his people's costumes and habits, and gave us a lesson in
+his language, which was of the Tatar-Finnish variety. Like the Tchuvashi
+and other tribes here on the Volga, the Mordvinians furnish pleasurable
+excitement and bewilderment to ethnographists and students of religions.
+
+These simple amusements came to an end all too soon, despite the rain.
+We were seized with a fancy to try the peasant _telyega_ for the
+descent, and packed ourselves in with the rug and utensils. Our
+Mordvinian, swarthy and gray-eyed, walked beside us, casting glances of
+inquiry at us, as the shaggy little horse plunged along, to ascertain
+our degrees of satisfaction with the experiment. He thrust the dripping
+boughs from our faces with graceful, natural courtesy; and when we
+alighted, breathless and shaken to a pulp, at the forester's hut, where
+our carriages awaited us, he picked up the hairpins and gave them to us
+gravely, one by one, as needed. We were so entirely content with our
+_telyega_ experience that we were in no undue haste to repeat it. We
+drove home in the persistent rain, which had affected neither our bodies
+nor our spirits, bearing a trophy of unfringed gentians to add to our
+collection of goldenrod, harebells, rose-colored fringed pinks, and
+other familiar wild flowers which reminded us of the western hemisphere.
+
+The days were too brief for our delights. In the afternoons and
+evenings, we took breezy gallops through the forests, along the boundary
+sward of the fields, across the rich black soil of that third of the
+land which, in the "three-field" system of cultivation, is allowed to
+lie fallow after it has borne a crop of winter grain, rye, and one of
+summer grain, oats. We watched the peasants plowing or scattering the
+seed-corn, or returning, mounted side-saddle fashion on their horses,
+with their primitive plows reversed. Only such rich land could tolerate
+these Adam-like earth-scratchers. As we met the cows on their way home
+from pasture, we took observations, to verify the whimsical barometer of
+the peasants; and we found that if a light-hued cow headed the
+procession the next day really was pretty sure to be fair, while a dark
+cow brought foul weather. As the twilight deepened, the quail piped
+under the very hoofs of our horses; the moon rose over the forest, which
+would soon ring with the howl of wolves; the fresh breath of the river
+came to us laden with peculiar scents, through which penetrated the
+heavy odor of the green-black hemp.
+
+One day the horses were ordered, as usual. They did not appear. The
+cavalryman who had been hired expressly to train them had not only
+neglected his duty, but had run away, without warning, to reap his own
+little field, in parts unknown. He had carefully observed silence as to
+its existence, when he was engaged. This was item number one. Item
+number two was that there was something the matter with all the horses,
+except Little Boy, Little Bird, and the small white Bashkir horse from
+the steppes, whose ear had been slit to subdue his wildness. The truth
+was, the steward's young son had been practicing high jumping, bareback,
+in a circus costume of pink calico shirt and trousers, topped by his
+tow-colored hair. We had seen this surreptitious performance, but
+considered it best to betray nothing, as the lad had done so well in the
+village school that our hosts were about to send him to town, to
+continue his studies at their expense.
+
+The overseer, another soldier, was ordered to don his uniform and
+accompany us. He rebelled. "He had just got his hair grown to the square
+state which suited his peasant garb, and it would not go with his
+dragoon's uniform in the least. Why, he would look like a Kazak!
+Impossible, utterly!" He was sternly commanded not to consider his hair;
+this was not the city, with spectators. When he finally appeared, in
+full array, we saw that he had applied the shears to his locks, in a
+hasty effort to compromise between war and peace without losing the cut.
+The effect was peculiar; it would strike his commanding officer dumb
+with mirth and horror. He blushed in a deprecating manner whenever we
+glanced at him.
+
+There was a bath-house beside the river. But a greater luxury was the
+hot bath, presided over by old Alexandra. Alexandra, born a serf on the
+estate, was now like a humble member of the family, the relations not
+having changed, perceptibly, since the emancipation, to the old woman's
+satisfaction. She believed firmly in the _Domovoi_ (the house sprite),
+and told wonderful tales of her experiences with him. Skepticism on that
+point did not please her. When the horses were brought round with matted
+manes, a sign of an affectionate visit from the _Domovoi_, which must
+not be removed, under penalty of his displeasure, it was useless to tell
+Alexandra that a weasel had been caught in the act, and that her sprite
+was no other. She clung to her belief in her dreaded friend.
+
+The bath was a small log house, situated a short distance from the
+manor. It was divided into anteroom, dressing-room, and the bath proper.
+When we were ready, Alexandra, a famous bath-woman, took boiling water
+from the tank in the corner oven, which had been heating for hours, made
+a strong lather, and scrubbed us soundly with a wad of linden bast
+shredded into fibres. Her wad was of the choicest sort; not that which
+is sold in the popular markets, but that which is procured by stripping
+into rather coarse filaments the strands of an old mat-sack, such as is
+used for everything in Russia, from wrappers for sheet iron to bags for
+carrying a pound of cherries. After a final douche with boiling water,
+we mounted the high shelf, with its wooden pillow, and the artistic part
+of the operation began. As we lay there in the suffocating steam,
+Alexandra whipped us thoroughly with a small besom of birch twigs,
+rendered pliable and secure of their tender leaves by a preliminary
+plunge in boiling water. When we gasped for breath, she interpreted it
+as a symptom of speechless delight, and flew to the oven and dashed a
+bucket of cold water on the red-hot stones placed there for the purpose.
+The steam poured forth in intolerable clouds; but we submitted,
+powerless to protest. Alexandra, with all her clothes on, seemed not to
+feel the heat. She administered a merciless yet gentle massage to every
+limb with her birch rods,--what would it have been like if she had
+used nettles, the peasants' delight?--and rescued us from utter
+collapse just in time by a douche of ice-cold water. We huddled on all
+the warm clothing we owned, were driven home, plied with boiling tea,
+and put to bed for two hours. At the end of that time we felt made over,
+physically, and ready to beg for another birching. But we were warned
+not to expose ourselves to cold for at least twenty-four hours, although
+we had often seen peasants, fresh from their bath, birch besom in hand,
+in the wintry streets of the two capitals.
+
+We visited the peasants in their cottages, and found them very reluctant
+to sell anything except towel crash. All other linen which they wove
+they needed for themselves, and it looked as even and strong as iron.
+Here in the south the rope-and-moss-plugged log house stood flat on the
+ground, and was thatched with straw, which was secured by a ladder-like
+arrangement of poles along the gable ends. Three tiny windows, with
+tinier panes, relieved the street front of the house. The entrance was
+on the side, from the small farmyard, littered with farming implements,
+chickens, and manure, and inclosed with the usual fence of wattled
+branches. From the small ante-room designed to keep out the winter cold,
+the store-room opened at the rear, and the living-room at the front. The
+left hand corner of the living-room, as one entered, was occupied by the
+oven, made of stones and clay, and whitewashed. In it the cooking was
+done by placing the pots among the glowing wood coals. The bread was
+baked when the coals had been raked out. Later still, when desired, the
+owners took their steam bath, more resembling a roasting, inside it, and
+the old people kept their aged bones warm by sleeping on top of it,
+close to the low ceiling. Round three sides of the room ran a broad
+bench, which served for furniture and beds. In the right-hand corner,
+opposite the door,--the "great corner" of honor,--was the case of
+images, in front of which stood the rough table whereon meals were
+eaten. This was convenient, since the images were saluted, at the
+beginning and end of meals, with the sign of the cross and a murmured
+prayer. The case contained the sacred picture wherewith the young couple
+were blessed by their parents on their marriage, and any others which
+they might have acquired, with possibly a branch of their Palm Sunday
+pussy willows. A narrow room, monopolizing one of the windows, opened
+from the living-room, beyond the oven, and served as pantry and kitchen.
+A wooden trough, like a chopping-tray, was the washtub. The ironing or
+mangling apparatus consisted of a rolling-pin, round which the article
+of clothing was wrapped, and a curved paddle of hard wood, its
+under-surface carved in pretty geometrical designs, with which it was
+smoothed. This paddle served also to beat the clothes upon the stones,
+when the washing was done in the river, in warm weather. A few wooden
+bowls and spoons and earthen pots, including the variety which keeps
+milk cool without either ice or running water, completed the household
+utensils. Add a loom for weaving crash, the blue linen for the men's
+trousers and the women's scant _sarafans_, and the white for their
+aprons and chemises, and the cloth for coats, and the furnishing was
+done.
+
+The village granaries, with wattled walls and thatched roofs, are placed
+apart, to lessen the danger from fire, near the large gates which give
+admission to the village, through the wattled fence encircling it. These
+gates, closed at night, are guarded by peasants who are unfitted,
+through age or infirmities, for field labor. They employ themselves, in
+their tiny wattled lean-tos, in plaiting the low shoes of linden bark,
+used by both men and women, in making carts, or in some other simple
+occupation. An axe--a whole armory of tools to the Russian peasant--
+and an iron bolt are their sole implements.
+
+We were cut off from intercourse with one of the neighboring estates by
+the appearance there of the Siberian cattle plague, and were told that,
+should it spread, arrivals from that quarter would be admitted to the
+village only after passing through the disinfecting fumes of dung fires
+burning at the gate.
+
+Incendiaries and horse-thieves are the scourges of village life in
+Russia. Such men can be banished to Siberia, by a vote of the Commune of
+peasant householders. But as the Commune must bear the expense, and
+people are afraid that the evil-doer will revenge himself by setting the
+village on fire, if he discovers their plan, this privilege is exercised
+with comparative rarity. The man who steals the peasant's horse condemns
+him to starvation and ruin. Such a man there had been in our friends'
+village, and for long years they had borne with him patiently. He was
+crafty and had "influence" in some mysterious fashion, which made him a
+dangerous customer to deal with. But at last he was sent off. Now,
+during our visit, the village was trembling over a rumor that he was on
+his way back to wreak vengeance on his former neighbors. I presume they
+were obliged to have him banished again, by administrative order from
+the Minister of the Interior,--the only remedy when one of this class
+of exiles has served out his term,--before they could sleep
+tranquilly.
+
+When seen in his village home, it is impossible not to admire the
+hard-working, intelligent, patient, gentle, and sympathetic _muzhik_, in
+spite of all his faults. We made acquaintance with some of his
+democratic manners during a truly unique picnic, arranged by our
+charming hosts expressly to convince us that the famous sterlet merited
+its reputation. We had tried it in first-class hotels and at their own
+table, as well as at other private tables, and we maintained that it was
+merely a sweet, fine-grained, insipid fish.
+
+"Wait until we show you _zhiryokha_ [sterlet grilled in its own fat] and
+_ukha_ [soup] as prepared by the fishermen of the Volga. The Petersburg
+and Moscow people cannot even tell you the meaning of the word
+'_zhiryokha_'" was the reply. "As for the famous 'amber' soup, you have
+seen that even Osip's efforts do not deserve the epithet."
+
+Accordingly, we assembled one morning at seven o'clock, to the sound of
+the hunting-horn, to set out for a point on the Volga twelve miles
+distant. We found Milton, the Milliner, and the whole litter of
+officials in possession of the carriage, and the coachman's dignity
+relaxed into a grin at their antics, evoked by a suspicion that we were
+going hunting. Our vehicle, on this occasion, as on all our expeditions
+to field and forest, was a stoutly built, springless carriage, called a
+_lineika_, or little line, which is better adapted than any other to
+country roads, and is much used. In Kazan, by some curious confusion of
+ideas, it is called a "guitar." Another nickname for it is "the
+lieutenant's coach," which was bestowed upon it by the Emperor Nicholas.
+The Tzar came to visit one of the Volga provinces, and found a _lineika_
+awaiting him at the landing, for the reason that nothing more elegant,
+and with springs, could scale the ascent to the town, over the rough
+roads. The landed proprietors of that government were noted for their
+dislike for the service of the state, which led them to shirk it,
+regardless of the dignity and titles to be thus acquired. They were in
+the habit of retiring to their beloved country homes when they had
+attained the lowest permissible rung of that wonderful Jacob's ladder
+leading to the heaven of officialdom, established by Peter the Great,
+and dubbed the Table of Ranks. This grade was lieutenant in the army or
+navy, and the corresponding counselor in the civil service. The story
+runs that Nicholas stretched himself out at full length on it for a
+moment, and gave it its name. Naturally, such men accepted the Emperor's
+jest as a compliment, and perpetuated its memory.
+
+This style of carriage, which I have already described in my account of
+our visit to Count Tolstoy, is a development of the Russian racing-gig,
+which is also used for rough driving in the country, by landed
+proprietors. In the latter case it is merely a short board, bare or
+upholstered, on which the occupant sits astride, with his feet resting
+on the forward axle. Old engravings represent this uncomfortable model
+as the public carriage of St. Petersburg at the close of the last
+century.
+
+Our _troika_ of horses was caparisoned in blue and red leather, lavishly
+decorated with large metal plaques and with chains which musically
+replaced portions of the leather straps. Over the neck of the middle
+horse, who trotted, rose an ornamented arch of wood. The side horses,
+loosely attached by leather thongs, galloped with much freedom and
+grace, their heads bent downward and outward, so that we could watch
+their beautiful eyes and crimson nostrils. Our coachman's long _armyak_
+of dark blue cloth, confined by a gay girdle, was topped by a close
+turban hat of black felt, stuck all the way round with a row of eyes
+from a peacock's tail. He observed all the correct rules of Russian
+driving, dashing up ascents at full speed, and holding his arms
+outstretched as though engaged in a race, which our pace suggested.
+
+Our road to the Volga lay, at first, through a vast grainfield, dotted
+with peasants at the harvest. Miles of sunflowers followed. They provide
+oil for the poorer classes to use in cooking during the numerous fasts,
+when butter is forbidden, and seeds to chew in place of the unattainable
+peanut. Our goal was a village situated beneath lofty chalk hills,
+dazzling white in the sun. A large portion of the village, which had
+been burned a short time before, was already nearly rebuilt, thanks to
+the ready-made houses supplied by the novel wood-yards of Samara.
+
+The butler had been dispatched on the previous evening, with a
+wagon-load of provisions and comforts, and with orders to make the
+necessary arrangements for a boat and crew with fisherman Piotr. But,
+for reasons which seemed too voluble and complicated for adequate
+expression, Piotr had been as slow of movement as my bumptious
+_yamtschik_ of the posting-station, and nothing was ready. Piotr, like
+many elderly peasants, might sit for the portrait of his apostolic
+namesake. But he approved of more wine "for the stomach's sake" than any
+apostle ever ventured to recommend, and he had ingenious methods of
+securing it. For example, when he brought crayfish to the house, he
+improved the opportunity. The fishermen scorn these dainties, and throw
+them out of the nets. The fact that they were specially ordered was
+sufficient hint to Piotr. He habitually concealed them in the steward's
+hemp patch or some other handy nook, and presented himself to our host
+with the announcement that he would produce them when he was paid his
+"tea-money" in advance, in the shape of a glass of _vodka_. The swap
+always took place.
+
+In spite of this weakness, Piotr was a very well-to-do peasant. We
+inspected his establishment and tasted his cream, while he was
+exhausting his stock of language. His house was like all others of that
+region in plan, and everything was clean and orderly. It had an air
+about it as if no one ever ate or really did any work there, which was
+decidedly deceptive, and his living-room contained the nearest approach
+to a bed and bedding which we had seen: a platform supported by two legs
+and the wall, and spread with a small piece of heavy gray and black
+felt.
+
+Finding that Piotr's eloquence had received lengthy inspiration, we bore
+him off, in the middle of his peroration, to the river, where we took
+possession of a boat with a chronic leak, and a prow the exact shape of
+a sterlet's nose reversed. But Piotr swore that it was the stanchest
+craft between Astrakhan and Rybinsk, and intrepidly took command,
+steering with a long paddle, while four alert young peasants plied the
+oars. Piotr's costume consisted of a cotton shirt and brief trousers.
+The others added caps, which, however, they wore only spasmodically.
+
+A picnic without singing was not to be thought of, and we requested the
+men to favor us with some folk-songs. No bashful schoolgirls could have
+resisted our entreaties with more tortuous graces than did those
+untutored peasants. One of them was such an exact blond copy of a pretty
+brunette American, whom we had always regarded as the most affected of
+her sex, that we fairly stared him out of countenance, in our amazement;
+and we made mental apologies to the American on the spot.
+
+"Please sing 'Adown dear Mother Volga,'" the conversation ran.
+
+"We can't sing." "We don't know it." "You sing it and show us how, and
+we will join in."
+
+The Affected One capped the climax with "It's not in the mo-o-o-ode now,
+that song!" with a delicate assumption of languor which made his
+comrades explode in suppressed convulsions of mirth. Finally they
+supplied the key, but not the keynote.
+
+"Give us some _vodka_, and we may, perhaps, remember something."
+
+Promises of _vodka_ at the end of the voyage, when the danger was over,
+were rejected without hesitation. We reached our breakfast-ground in
+profound silence.
+
+Fortunately, the catch of sterlet at this stand had been good. The
+fishermen grilled some "in their own fat," by salting them and spitting
+them alive on peeled willow wands, which they thrust into the ground, in
+a slanting position, over a bed of glowing coals. Anything more
+delicious it would be difficult to imagine; and we began to revise our
+opinion of the sterlet. In the mean time our boatmen had discovered some
+small, sour ground blackberries, which they gallantly presented to us in
+their caps. Their feelings were so deeply wounded by our attempts to
+refuse this delicacy that we accepted and actually ate them, to the
+great satisfaction of the songless rogues who stood over us.
+
+Our own fishing with a line resulted in nothing but the sport and
+sunburn. We bought a quantity of sterlet, lest the fishermen at the camp
+where we had planned to dine should have been unlucky, placed them in a
+net such as is used in towns for carrying fish from market, and trailed
+them in the water behind our boat.
+
+We were destined to experience all possible aspects of a Volga
+excursion, that day, short of absolute shipwreck. As we floated down the
+mighty stream, a violent thunderstorm broke over our heads with the
+suddenness characteristic of the country. We were wet to the skin before
+we could get at the rain-cloaks on which we were sitting, but our
+boatmen remained as dry as ever, to our mystification. In the middle of
+the storm, our unworthy vessel sprung a fresh leak, the water poured in,
+and we were forced to run aground on a sand-bank for repairs. These were
+speedily effected, with a wad of paper, by Piotr, who, with a towel cast
+about his head and shoulders, looked more like an apostle than ever.
+
+It appeared that our fishing-camp had moved away; but we found it, at
+last, several miles downstream, on a sand-spit backed with willow
+bushes. It was temporarily deserted, save for a man who was repairing a
+net, and who assured us that his comrades would soon return from their
+trip, for supplies, to the small town which we could discern on the
+slope of the hillshore opposite. There was nothing to explore on our
+sand-reef except the fishermen's primitive shelter, composed of a bit of
+sail-cloth and a few boards, furnished with simple cooking utensils, and
+superintended by a couple of frolicsome kittens, who took an unfeline
+delight in wading along in the edge of the water. So we spread ourselves
+out to dry on the clean sand, in the rays of the now glowing sun, and
+watched the merchandise, chiefly fish, stacked like cord wood, being
+towed up from Astrakhan in great barges.
+
+At last our fisher hosts arrived, and greeted us with grave courtesy and
+lack of surprise. They began their preparations by scouring out their
+big camp kettle with beach sand, and building a fire at the water's edge
+to facilitate the cleaning of the fish. We followed their proceedings
+with deep interest, being curious to learn the secret of the genuine
+"amber sterlet soup." This was what we discovered.
+
+The fish must be alive. They remain so after the slight preliminaries,
+and are plunged into the simmering water, heads and all, the heads and
+the parts adjacent being esteemed a delicacy. No other fish are
+necessary, no spices or ingredients except a little salt, the
+cookery-books to the contrary notwithstanding. The sterlet is expensive
+in regions where the cook-book flourishes, and the other fish are merely
+a cheat of town economy. The scum is not removed,--this is the capital
+point,--but stirred in as fast as it rises. If the _ukha_ be skimmed,
+after the manner of professional cooks, the whole flavor and richness
+are lost.
+
+While the soup was boiling and more sterlet were being grilled in their
+own fat, as a second course, our men pitched our tent and ran up our
+flag, and the butler set the table on our big rug. It was lucky that we
+had purchased fish at our breakfast-place, as no sterlet had been caught
+at this camp. When the soup made its appearance, we comprehended the
+epithet "amber" and its fame. Of a deep gold, almost orange color, with
+the rich fat, and clear as a topaz, it was utterly unlike anything we
+had ever tasted. We understood the despair of Parisian gourmets and
+cooks, and we confirmed the verdict, provisionally announced at
+breakfast, that the sterlet is the king of all fish. As it is
+indescribable, I may be excused for not attempting to do justice to it
+in words.
+
+While we feasted, the fishermen cooked themselves a kettle of less
+dainty fish, as a treat from us, since the fish belong to the contractor
+who farms the ground, not to the men. Their meal ended, the regulation
+cross and prayer executed, they amiably consented to anticipate the
+usual hour for casting their net, in order that we might see the
+operation. The net, two hundred and fifty fathoms in length, was
+manoeuvred down the long beach well out in the stream by one man in a
+boat, and by five men on shore, who harnessed themselves to a long cable
+by halters woven from the soft inner bark of the linden-tree. We grasped
+the rope and helped them pull. We might not have been of much real
+assistance, but we learned, at least, how heavy is this toil, repeated
+many times a day, even when the pouch reveals so slender a catch as in
+the present instance. There was nothing very valuable in it, though
+there was variety enough, and we were deceived, for a moment, by several
+false sterlet.
+
+The small _samovar_ which we had brought gave us a steaming welcome, on
+our return to camp. Perched on the fishermen's seatless chair and stool,
+and on boxes, we drank our tea and began our preparations for departure,
+bestowing a reward on the men, who had acted their parts as impromptu
+hosts to perfection. It was late; but our men burst into song, when
+their oars dipped in the waves, as spontaneously as the nightingales
+which people these shores in springtime,--inspired probably by the full
+moon, which they melodiously apostrophized as "the size of a
+twenty-kopek bit." They sang of Stenka Razin, the bandit chief, who kept
+the Volga and the Caspian Sea in a state of terror during the reign of
+Peter the Great's father; of his "poor people, good youths, fugitives,
+who were no thieves nor brigands, but only Stenka Razin's workmen." They
+declared, in all seriousness, that he had been wont to navigate upon a
+felt rug, like the one we had seen in Piotr's cottage; and they disputed
+over the exact shade of meaning contained in the words which he was in
+the habit of using when he summoned a rich merchant vessel to surrender
+as his prize. Evidently, Stenka was no semi-epic, mythical hero to them,
+but a living reality.
+
+"Adown dear Mother Volga, Adown her mighty sweep,"
+
+they sang; and suddenly ran the boat aground, and fled up the steep
+slope like deer, carrying with them their tall winter boots of gray
+felt, which had lain under the thwarts all day. We waited, shivering in
+the keen night air, and wondering whether we were deserted on this
+lonely reach of the river at midnight. If the apostle Peter understood
+the manoeuvre, he was loyal and kept their counsel. He gave no comfort
+beyond the oracular _saytchas_, which we were intended to construe as
+meaning that they would be back in no time.
+
+When they did return, after a long absence, their feet were as bare as
+they had been all day. Their boots were borne tenderly in their arms,
+and were distended to their utmost capacity with apples! In answer to
+our remonstrances, they replied cheerfully that the night was very warm,
+and that the apples came from "their garden, over yonder on the bank."
+On further questioning, their village being miles distant, they
+retorted, with a laugh, that they had gardens all along the river; and
+they offered to share their plunder with us. The Affected One tossed an
+apple past my head, with the cry, "Catch, Sasha!" to our host, of whose
+familiar name he had taken note during the day. After this and other
+experiences, we were prepared to credit an anecdote which had been
+related to us of a peasant in that neighborhood, to illustrate the
+democratic notions of his class which prevailed even during the days of
+serfdom. One of the provincial assemblies, to which nobles and peasants
+have been equally eligible for election since the emancipation, met for
+the first time, thus newly constituted. One of the nobles, desirous of
+making the peasants feel at home, rose and began:--
+
+"We bid you welcome, our younger brothers, to this "--
+
+"We are nobody's inferiors or younger brothers any more," interrupted a
+peasant member, "and we will not allow you to call us so."
+
+The nobles took the hint, and made no further unnecessary advances. Yes,
+these Volga peasants certainly possess as strong a sense of democratic
+equality as any one could wish. But the soft ingenuousness of their
+manners and their tact disarm wrath at the rare little liberties which
+they take. Even their way of addressing their former masters by the
+familiar "thou" betokens respectful affection, not impertinence.
+
+Our men soon wearied of pulling against the powerful current, dodging
+the steamers and the tug-boats with their strings of barks signaled by
+constellations of colored lanterns high in air. Perhaps they would have
+borne up better had we been able to obtain some Astrakhan watermelons
+from the steamer wharves, which we besieged in turn as we passed. They
+proposed to tow us. On Piotr's assurance that it would be a far swifter
+mode of locomotion, and that they would pay no more visits to "their
+gardens," we consented. They set up a mast through an opening in one of
+the thwarts, passed through a hole in its top a cord the size of a
+cod-line, fastened this to the stern of the boat, and leaped ashore with
+the free end. Off they darted, galloping like horses along the old
+tow-path, and singing vigorously. Piotr remained on board to steer. As
+we dashed rapidly through the water, we gained practical knowledge of
+the manner in which every pound of merchandise was hauled to the great
+Fair from Astrakhan, fourteen hundred and forty miles, before the
+introduction of steamers, except in the comparatively rare cases where
+oxen were made to wind windlasses on the deck of a bark. It would have
+required hours of hard rowing to reach our goal; but by this means we
+were soon walking across the yielding sands to Piotr's cottage. Our
+cunning rogues of boatmen took advantage of our scattered march to
+obtain from us separately such installments of tea-money as must, in the
+aggregate, have rendered them hilarious for days to come, if they paid
+themselves for their minstrelsy in the coin which they had suggested to
+us before breakfast.
+
+Piotr's smiling wife, who was small, like most Russian peasant women,
+had baked us some half-rye, half-wheat bread, to our order; she made it
+remarkably well, much better than Osip. We secured a more lasting
+memento of her handiwork in the form of some towel ends, which she had
+spun, woven, drawn, and worked very prettily. Some long-haired heads
+were thrust over the oven-top to inspect us, but the bodies did not
+follow. They were better engaged in enjoying the heat left from the
+baking.
+
+It was two o'clock in the morning when we drove through the village
+flock of sheep, that lay asleep on the grassy street. With hand on
+pistol, to guard against a possible stray wolf, we dashed past the
+shadowy chalk hills; past the nodding sunflowers, whose sleepy eyes were
+still turned to the east: past the grainfields, transmuted from gold to
+silver by the moonlight; past the newly plowed land, which looked like
+velvet billows in its depths of brown, as the moon sank lower and lower
+beyond in a mantle of flame.
+
+By this time practice had rendered us expert in retaining our seats in
+the low, springless _lineika_; fortunately, for we were all three
+quarters asleep at intervals, with excess of fresh air. Even when the
+moon had gone down, and a space of darkness intervened before the day,
+our headlong pace was not slackened for a moment. As we drove up to the
+door, in the pearl-pink dawn, Tulip, the huge yellow mastiff with tawny
+eyes, the guardian of the courtyard, received us with his usual
+ceremony, through which pierced a petition for a caress. We heeded him
+not. By six o'clock we were fast asleep. Not even a packet of letters
+from home could keep our eyes open after that four-and-twenty hours'
+picnic, which had been unmarred by a single fault, but which had
+contained all the "experiences" and "local color" which we could have
+desired.
+
+How can I present a picture of all the variations in those sweet,
+busy-idle days? They vanished all too swiftly. But now the rick-yard was
+heaped high with golden sheaves; the carts came in steady lines,
+creaking under endless loads, from those fields which, two years later,
+lay scorched with drought, and over which famine brooded. The peasant
+girls tossed the grain, with forked boughs, to the threshing-machine,
+tended by other girls. The village boys had a fine frolic dragging the
+straw away in bundles laid artfully on the ends of two long poles
+fastened shaft-wise to the horse's flanks. We had seen the harvesting,
+the plowing with the primitive wooden plow, the harrowing with equally
+simple contrivances, and the new grain was beginning to clothe the soil
+with a delicate veil of green. It was time for us to go. During our
+whole visit, not a moment had hung heavy on our hands, here in the
+depths of the country, where visitors were comparatively few and
+neighbors distant, such had been the unwearied attention and kindness of
+our hosts.
+
+We set out for the river once more. This time we had a landau, and a
+cart for our luggage. As we halted to drink milk in the Tchuvash
+village, the inhabitants who chanced to be at home thronged about our
+carriage. We espied several women arrayed in their native costume, which
+has been almost entirely abandoned for the Russian dress, and is fast
+becoming a precious rarity. The men have already discarded their dress
+completely for the Russian. We sent one of the women home to fetch her
+Sunday gown, and purchased it on the spot. Such a wonderful piece of
+work! The woman had spun, woven, and sewed it; she had embroidered it in
+beautiful Turanian, not Russian, patterns, with silks,--dull red, pale
+green, relieved by touches of dark blue; she had striped it lengthwise
+with bands of red cotton and embroidery, and crosswise with fancy
+ribbons and gay calicoes; she had made a mosaic of the back which must
+have delighted her rear neighbors in church; and she had used the gown
+with such care that, although it had never been washed, it was not badly
+soiled. One piece for the body, two for the head, a sham pocket,--that
+was all. The footgear consisted of crash bands, bast slippers, rope
+cross-garters. The artists to whom I showed the costume, later on,
+pronounced it an ethnographical prize.
+
+These Tchuvashi are a small, gray-eyed, olive-skinned race, with
+cheek-bones and other features like the Tatars, but less well preserved
+than with the latter, in spite of their always marrying among
+themselves. There must have been dilution of the race at some time, if
+the characteristics were as strongly marked as with the Tatars, in their
+original ancestors from Asia. Most of them are baptized into the Russian
+faith, and their villages have Russian churches. Nevertheless, along
+with their native tongue they are believed to retain many of their
+ancient pagan customs and superstitions, although baptism is in no sense
+compulsory. The priest in our friends' village, who had lived among
+them, had told us that such is the case. But he had also declared that
+they possess many estimable traits of character, and that their family
+life is deserving of imitation in more than one particular. This village
+of theirs looked prosperous and clean. The men, being brought more into
+contact with outsiders than the women, speak Russian better than the
+latter, and more generally. It is not exactly a case which proves
+woman's conservative tendencies.
+
+On reaching the river, and finding that no steamer was likely to arrive
+for several hours, we put up at the cottage of a prosperous peasant,
+which was patronized by many of the neighboring nobles, in preference to
+the wretched inns of that suburb of the wharves. The "best room" had a
+citified air, with its white curtains, leaf plants, pretty china tea
+service, and photographs of the family on the wall. These last seemed to
+us in keeping with the sewing-machine which we had seen a peasant woman
+operating in a shop of the little posting-town inland. They denoted
+progress, since many peasants cherish religious scruples or
+superstitions about having their portraits taken in any form.
+
+The athletic sons, clad only in shirts and trousers of sprigged print,
+with fine chestnut hair, which compensated for their bare feet, vacated
+the room for our use. They and the house were as clean as possible.
+Outside, near the entrance door, hung the family washstand, a
+double-spouted teapot of bronze suspended by chains. But it was plain
+that they did not pin their faith wholly to it, and that they took the
+weekly steam bath which is customary with the peasants. Not everything
+was citified in the matter of sanitary arrangements. But these people
+seemed to thrive, as our ancestors all did, and probably regarded us as
+over-particular.
+
+To fill in the interval of waiting, we made an excursion to the heart of
+the town, and visited the pretty public garden overhanging the river,
+and noteworthy for its superb dahlias. As we observed the types of young
+people who were strolling there, we recognized them, with slight
+alterations only, which the lapse of time explained, from the types
+which we had seen on the stage in Ostrovsky's famous play "The
+Thunderstorm." The scene of that play is laid on the banks of the Volga,
+in just such a garden; why should it not have been on this spot?
+
+All peasant _izbui_ are so bewilderingly alike that we found our special
+cottage again with some difficulty, by the light of the young moon. By
+this time "the oldest inhabitant" had hazarded a guess as to the line
+whose steamer would arrive first. Accordingly, we gathered up our small
+luggage and our Tchuvash costume, and fairly rolled down the steep,
+pathless declivity of slippery turf, groping our way to the right wharf.
+How the luggage cart got down was a puzzle. Here we ordered in the
+_samovar_, and feasted until far into the night on the country dainties
+which we had brought with us, supplemented by one of the first
+watermelons from Astrakhan, which we had purchased from a belated dealer
+in the deserted town market. The boat was late, as a matter of course;
+but we understood the situation now, and asked no questions. When it
+arrived, we and our charming hosts, whose society we were to enjoy for a
+few days longer, embarked for Samara, to visit the famous kumys
+establishments on the steppes.
+
+Russian harvest-tide was over for us, leaving behind a store of memories
+as golden as the grain, fitly framed on either hand by Mother Volga.
+
+
+
+
+XI.
+
+THE RUSSIAN KUMYS CURE.
+
+
+It is not many years since every pound of freight, every human being,
+bound to Astrakhan from the interior of Russia simply floated down the
+river Volga with the current. The return journey was made slowly and
+painfully, in tow of those human beasts of burden, the _burlaki_. The
+traces of their towpath along the shores may still be seen, and the
+system itself may even be observed at times, when light barks have to be
+forced upstream for short distances.
+
+Then some enterprising individual set up a line of steamers, in the face
+of the usual predictions from the wiseacres that he would ruin himself
+and all his kin. The undertaking proved so fabulously successful and
+profitable that a wild rush of competition ensued. But the competition
+seems to have consisted chiefly in the establishment of rival lines of
+steamers, and there are some peculiarities of river travel which still
+exist in consequence. One of these curious features is that each
+navigation company appears to have adopted a certain type of steamer at
+the outset, and not to have improved on that original idea to any marked
+degree. There are some honorable exceptions, it is true, and I certainly
+have a very definite opinion concerning the line which I would patronize
+on a second trip. Another idea, to which they have clung with equal
+obstinacy, though it is far from making amends for the other, is that a
+journey is worth a certain fixed sum per verst, utterly regardless of
+the vast difference in the accommodations offered.
+
+Possibly it is a natural consequence of having been born in America, and
+of having heard the American boast of independence and progress and the
+foreign boast of conservatism contrasted ever since I learned my
+alphabet, not to exaggerate unduly, that I should take particular notice
+of all illustrations of these conflicting systems. Generally speaking, I
+advocate a judicious mixture of the two, in varying proportions to suit
+my taste on each special occasion. But there are times when I distinctly
+favor the broadest independence and progress. These Volga steamers had
+afforded me a subject for meditations on this point, at a distance, even
+before I was obliged to undergo personal experience of the defects of
+conservatism. Before I had sailed four and twenty hours on the broad
+bosom of Matushka Volga, I was able to pick out the steamers of all the
+rival lines at sight with the accuracy of a veteran river pilot. There
+was no great cleverness in that, I hasten to add; anybody but a blind
+man could have done as much; but that only makes my point the more
+forcible. It was when we set out for Samara that we realized most keenly
+the beauties of enterprise in this direction.
+
+We had, nominally, a wide latitude of choice, as all the lines made a
+stop at our landing. But when we got tired of waiting for the steamer of
+our preference,--the boats of all the lines being long overdue, as
+usual, owing to low water in the river,--and took the first which
+presented itself, we found that the latitude in choice, so far as
+accommodations were concerned, was even greater than had been apparent
+at first sight.
+
+Fate allotted us one of the smaller steamers, the more commodious boats
+having probably "sat down on a sand-bar," as the local expression goes.
+The one on which we embarked had only a small dining-room and saloon,
+one first-class cabin for men and one for women, all nearly on a level
+with the water, instead of high aloft, as in the steamers which we had
+hitherto patronized, and devoid of deck-room for promenading. The
+third-class cabin was on the forward deck. The second-class cabin was
+down a pair of steep, narrow stairs, whose existence we did not discover
+when we went on board at midnight, and which did not tempt us to
+investigation even when we arose the next morning. Fortunately, there
+were no candidates except ourselves and a Russian friend for the six red
+velvet divans ranged round the walls of the tiny "ladies' cabin," and
+the adjoining toilet-room, and the man of the party enjoyed complete
+seclusion in the men's cabin. In the large boats, for the same price, we
+should have had separate staterooms, each accommodating two persons.
+However, everything was beautifully clean, as usual on Russian steamers
+so far as my experience goes, and it made no difference for one night.
+The experience was merely of interest as a warning.
+
+The city of Samara, as it presented itself to our eyes the next morning,
+was the liveliest place on the river Volga next to Nizhni Novgorod.
+While it really is of importance commercially, owing to its position on
+the Volga and on the railway from central Russia, as a depot for the
+great Siberian trade through Orenburg, the impression of alertness which
+it produces is undoubtedly due to the fact that it presents itself to
+full view in the foreground, instead of lying at a distance from the
+wharves, or entirely concealed. An American, who is accustomed to see
+railways and steamers run through the very heart of the cities which
+they serve, never gets thoroughly inured to the Russian trick of taking
+important towns on faith, because it has happened to be convenient to
+place the stations out of sight and hearing, sometimes miles out of the
+city. Another striking point about Samara is the abundance of red brick
+buildings, which is very unusual, not to say unprecedented, in most of
+the older Russian towns, which revel in stucco washed with white, blue,
+and yellow.
+
+But the immediate foreground was occupied with something more attractive
+than this. The wharves, the space between them, and all the ground round
+about were fairly heaped with fruit: apples in bewildering variety,
+ranging from the pink-and-whiteskinned "golden seeds" through the whole
+gamut of apple hues; round striped watermelons and oval cantaloupes with
+perfumed orange-colored flesh, from Astrakhan; plums and grapes. After
+wrestling with these fascinations and with the merry _izvostchiki_, we
+set out on a little voyage of discovery, preparatory to driving out to
+the famous kumys establishments, where we had decided to stay instead of
+in the town itself.
+
+Much of Samara is too new in its architecture, and too closely resembles
+the simple, thrifty builders' designs of a mushroom American settlement,
+to require special description. Although it is said to have been founded
+at the close of the sixteenth century, to protect the Russians from the
+incursions of the Kalmucks, Bashkirs, and Nogai Tatars, four disastrous
+conflagrations within the last forty-five years have made way for
+"improvements" and entailed the loss of characteristic features, while
+its rank as one of the chief marts for the great Siberian trade has
+caused a rapid increase in population, which now numbers between
+seventy-five and eighty thousand.
+
+One modern feature fully compensates, however, by its originality, for a
+good many commonplace antiquities. Near the wharves, on our way out of
+the town, we passed a lumber-yard, which dealt wholly in ready-made log
+houses. There stood a large assortment of cottages, in the brilliant
+yellow of the barked logs, of all sizes and at all prices, from fifteen
+to one hundred dollars, forming a small suburb of samples. The lumber is
+floated down the Volga and her tributaries from the great forests of
+Ufa, and made up in Samara. The peasant purchaser disjoints his house,
+floats it to a point near his village, drags it piecemeal to its proper
+site, sets it up, roofs it, builds an oven and a chimney of stones,
+clay, and whitewash, plugs the interstices with rope or moss, smears
+them with clay if he feels inclined, and his house is ready for
+occupancy. Although such houses are cheap and warm, it would be a great
+improvement if the people could afford to build with brick, so immense
+is the annual loss by fire in the villages. Brick buildings are,
+however, far beyond the means of most peasants, let them have the best
+will in the world, and the ready-made cottages are a blessing, though
+every peasant is capable of constructing one for himself on very brief
+notice, if he has access to a forest. But forests are not so common
+nowadays along the Volga, and, as the advertisements say, this novel
+lumber-yard "meets a real want." When the Samarcand railway was opened,
+a number of these cottages, in the one-room size, were placed on
+platform cars, and to each guest invited to the ceremony was assigned
+one of these unique drawing-room-car coupes.
+
+About four miles from the town proper, on the steppe, lie two noted
+kumys establishments; one of them being the first resort of that kind
+ever set up, at a time when the only other choice for invalids who
+wished to take the cure was to share the hardships, dirt, bad food, and
+carelessly prepared kumys of the tented nomads of the steppes. The
+grounds of the one which we had elected to patronize extended to the
+very brink of the Volga. In accordance with the admonitions of the
+specialist physicians to avoid many-storied, ill-ventilated buildings
+with long corridors, the hotel consists of numerous wooden structures,
+of moderate size, chiefly in Moorish style, and painted in light colors,
+scattered about a great inclosure which comprises groves of pines and
+deciduous trees,--"red forest" and "black forest," as Russians would
+express it,--lawns, arbors, shady walks, flower-beds, and other things
+pleasing to the eye, and conducive to comfort and very mild amusement.
+One of the buildings even contains a hall, where dancing, concerts, and
+theatricals can be and are indulged in, in the height of the season,
+although such violent and crowded affairs as balls are, in theory,
+discountenanced by the physicians. All these points we took in at one
+curious glance, as we were being conducted to the different buildings to
+inspect rooms. I am afraid that we pretended to be very difficult to
+please, in order to gain a more extensive insight into the arrangements.
+As the height of the season (which is May and June) was past, we had a
+great choice offered us, and I suppose that this made a difference in
+the price, also. It certainly was not unreasonable. We selected some
+rooms which opened on a small private corridor. The furniture consisted
+of the usual narrow iron bedstead (with linen and pillows thrown in
+gratis, for a wonder), a tiny table which disagreeably recalled American
+ideas as to that article, an apology for a bureau, two armchairs, and no
+washstand. The chairs were in their primitive stuffing-and-burlap state,
+loose gray linen covers being added when the rooms were prepared for us.
+Any one who has ever struggled with his temper and the slack-fitting
+shift of a tufted armchair will require no explanation as to what took
+place between me and my share of those untufted receptacles before I
+deposited its garment under my bed, and announced that burlap and tacks
+were luxurious enough for me. That one item contained enough irritation
+and excitement to ruin any "cure."
+
+The washstand problem was even more complicated. A small, tapering brass
+tank, holding about two quarts of water, with a faucet which dripped
+into a diminutive cup with an unstoppered waste-pipe, was screwed to the
+wall in our little corridor. We asked for a washstand, and this
+arrangement was introduced to our notice, the chambermaid being
+evidently surprised at the ignorance of barbarians who had never seen a
+washstand before. We objected that a mixed party of men and women could
+not use that decently, even if two quarts of water were sufficient for
+three women and a man. After much argument and insistence, we obtained,
+piecemeal: item, one low stool; item, one basin; item, one pitcher.
+There were no fastenings on the doors, except a hasp and staple to the
+door of the corridor, to which, after due entreaty, we secured an oblong
+padlock.
+
+The next morning, the chambermaid came to the door of our room opening
+on the private corridor while we were dressing, and demanded the basin
+and pitcher. "Some one else wants them!" she shouted through the door.
+We had discovered her to be a person of so much decision of character,
+in the course of our dealings with her on the preceding day, that we
+were too wary to admit her, lest she should simply capture the utensils
+and march off with them. As I was the heaviest of the party, it fell to
+my lot to brace myself against the unfastened door and parley with her.
+Three times that woman returned to the attack; thrice we refused to
+surrender our hard-won trophies, and asked her pointedly, "What do you
+do for materials when the house is full, pray?" Afterwards, while we
+were drinking our coffee on the delightful half-covered veranda below,
+which had stuffed seats running round the walls, and a flower-crowned
+circular divan in the centre, a lively testimony to the dryness of the
+atmosphere, we learned that the person who had wanted the basin and
+pitcher was the man of our party. He begged us not to inquire into the
+mysteries of his toilet, and refused to help us solve the riddle of the
+guests' cleanliness when the hotel was full. I assume, on reflection,
+however, that they were expected to take Russian or plain baths every
+two or three days, to rid themselves of the odor of the kumys, which
+exudes copiously through the pores of the skin and scents the garments.
+On other days a "lick and a promise" were supposed to suffice, so that
+their journals must have resembled that of the man who wrote: "Monday,
+washed myself. Tuesday, washed hands and face. Wednesday, washed hands
+only." That explanation is not wholly satisfactory, either, because the
+Russians are clean people.
+
+As coffee is one of the articles of food which are forbidden to kumys
+patients, though they may drink tea without lemon or milk, we had
+difficulty in getting it at all. It was long in coming; bad and
+high-priced when it did make its appearance. As we were waiting, an
+invalid lady and the novice nun who was in attendance upon her began to
+sing in a room near by. They had no instrument. What it was that they
+sang, I do not know. It was gentle as a breath, melting as a sigh, soft
+and slow like a conventional chant, and sweet as the songs of the
+Russian Church or of the angels. There are not many strains in this
+world upon which one hangs entranced, in breathless eagerness, and the
+memory of which haunts one ever after. But this song was one of that
+sort, and it lingers in my memory as a pure delight; in company with
+certain other fragments of church music heard in that land, as among the
+most beautiful upon earth.
+
+I may as well tell at once the whole story of the food, so far as we
+explored its intricate mysteries. We were asked if we wished to take the
+_table d'hote_ breakfast in the establishment. We said "yes," and
+presented ourselves promptly. We were served with beefsteak, in small,
+round, thick pieces.
+
+"What queer beefsteak!" said one of our Russian friends. "Is there no
+other meat?"
+
+"No, madam."
+
+We all looked at it for several minutes. We said it was natural, when
+invalids drank from three to five bottles of the nourishing kumys a day,
+that they should not require much extra food, and that the management
+provided what variety was healthy and advisable, no doubt; only we would
+have liked a choice; and--what queer steak!
+
+The first sniff, the first glance at that steak, of peculiar grain and
+dark red hue, had revealed the truth to _us_. But we saw that our
+Russian friends were not initiated, and we knew that their stomachs were
+delicate. We exchanged signals, took a mouthful, declared it excellent,
+and ate bravely through our portions. The Russians followed our example.
+Well--it was much tenderer and better than the last horseflesh to
+which we had been treated surreptitiously; but I do not crave horseflesh
+as a regular diet. It really was not surprising at a kumys
+establishment, where the horse is worshiped, alive or dead, apparently,
+in Tatar fashion.
+
+That afternoon we made it convenient to take our dinner in town, on the
+veranda of a restaurant which overlooked the busy Volga, with its mobile
+moods of sunset and thunderstorm, where we compensated ourselves for our
+unsatisfactory breakfast by a characteristically Russian dinner, of
+which I will omit details, except as regards the soup. This soup was
+_botvinya_. A Russian once obligingly furnished me with a description of
+a foreigner's probable views on this national delicacy: "a slimy pool
+with a rock in the middle, and creatures floating round about." The rock
+is a lump of ice (_botvinya_ being a cold soup) in the tureen of
+strained _kvas_ or sour cabbage. _Kvas_ is the sour, fermented liquor
+made from black bread. In this liquid portion of the soup, which is
+colored with strained spinach, floated small cubes of fresh cucumber and
+bits of the green tops from young onions. The solid part of the soup,
+served on a platter, so that each person might mix the ingredients
+according to his taste, consisted of cold boiled sterlet, raw ham, more
+cubes of cucumber, more bits of green onion tops, lettuce, crayfish,
+grated horseradish, and granulated sugar. The first time I encountered
+this really delectable dish, it was served with salmon, the pale,
+insipid northern salmon. I supposed that the lazy waiter had brought the
+soup and fish courses together, to save himself trouble, and I ate them
+separately, while I meditated a rebuke to the waiter and a strong
+description of the weak soup. The tables were turned on me, however,
+when Mikhei appeared and grinned, as broadly as his not overstrict sense
+of propriety permitted, at my unparalleled ignorance, while he gave me a
+lesson in the composition of _botvinya_. That _botvinya_ was not good,
+but this edition of it on the banks of the Volga, with sterlet, was
+delicious.
+
+We shirked our meals at the establishment with great regularity, with
+the exception of morning coffee, which was unavoidable, but we did
+justice to its kumys, which was superb. Theoretically, the mares should
+have had the advantage of better pasturage, at a greater distance from
+town; but, as they cannot be driven far to milk without detriment, that
+plan involves making the kumys at a distance, and transporting it to the
+"cure." There is another famous establishment, situated a mile beyond
+ours, where this plan is pursued. Ten miles away the mares pasture, and
+the kumys is made at a subsidiary cure, where cheap quarters are
+provided for poorer patients. But, either on account of the
+transportation under the hot sun, or because the professional "taster"
+is lacking in delicacy of perception, we found the kumys at this rival
+establishment coarse in both flavor and smell, in comparison with that
+at our hostelry.
+
+Our mares, on the contrary, were kept close by, and the kumys was
+prepared on the spot. It is the first article of faith in the creed of
+the kumys expert that no one can prepare this milk wine properly except
+Tatars. Hence, when any one wishes to drink it at home, a Tatar is sent
+for, the necessary mares are set aside for him, and he makes what is
+required. But the second article of faith is that kumys is much better
+when made in large quantities. The third is that a kumys specialist, or
+doctor, is as indispensable for the regulation of the cure as he is at
+mineral springs. The fourth article in the creed is that mares grazing
+on the rich plume-grass of the steppe produce milk which is particularly
+rich in sugar, very poor in fat, and similar to woman's milk in its
+proportion of albumen, though better furnished: all which facts combine
+to give kumys whose chemical proportions differ greatly from those of
+kumys prepared elsewhere. Moreover, on private estates it is not always
+possible to observe all the conditions regarding the choice and care of
+the mares.
+
+At our establishment there were several Tatars to milk the mares and
+make the kumys. The wife of one of them, a Tatar beauty, was the
+professional taster, who issued her orders like an autocrat on that
+delicate point. She never condescended to work, and it was our opinion
+that she ought to devote herself to dress, in her many leisure hours,
+instead of lounging about in ugly calico sacks and petticoats, as
+hideous as though they had originated in a backwoods farm in New
+England. She explained, however, that she was in a sort of mourning. Her
+husband was absent, and she could not make herself beautiful for any one
+until his return, which she was expecting every moment. She spent most
+of her time in gazing, from a balcony on the cliff, up the river, toward
+the bend backed by beautiful hills, to espy her husband on the steamer.
+As he did not come, we persuaded her, by arguments couched in silver
+speech, to adorn herself on the sly for us. Then she was afraid that the
+missing treasure might make his appearance too soon, and she made such
+undue haste that she faithlessly omitted the finishing touch,--
+blacking her pretty teeth. I gathered from her remarks that something
+particularly awful would result should she be caught with those pearls
+obscured in the presence of any other man when her husband was not
+present; but she may have been using a little diplomacy to soothe us.
+Though she was not a beauty in the ordinary sense of the Occident, she
+certainly was when dressed in her national garb, as I had found to be
+the case with the Russian peasant girls. Her loose sack, of a medium but
+brilliant blue woolen material, fell low over a petticoat of the same
+terminating in a single flounce. Her long black hair was carefully
+braided, and fell from beneath an embroidered cap of crimson velvet with
+a rounded end which hung on one side in a coquettish way. Her neck was
+completely covered with a necklace which descended to her waist like a
+breast-plate, and consisted of gold coins, some of them very ancient and
+valuable, medals, red beads, and a variety of brilliant objects
+harmoniously combined. Her heavy gold bracelets had been made to order
+in Kazan after a pure Tatar model, and her soft-soled boots of rose-pink
+leather, with conventional designs in many-colored moroccos, sewed
+together with rainbow-hued silks, reached nearly to her knees. Her
+complexion was fresh and not very sallow, her nose rather less like a
+button than is usual; her high cheek-bones were well covered, and her
+small dark eyes made up by their brilliancy for the slight upward slant
+of their outer corners.
+
+Tatar girls, who made no pretensions to beauty in dress or features, did
+the milking, and were aided in that and the other real work connected
+with kumys-making by Tatar men. According to the official programme, the
+mares might be milked six or eight times a day, and the yield was from a
+half to a whole bottle apiece each time. Milk is always reckoned by the
+bottle in Russia. I presume the custom arose from the habit of sending
+the _muzhik_ ("Boots") to the dairy-shop with an empty wine-bottle to
+fetch the milk and cream for "tea," which sometimes means coffee in the
+morning. The mare's milk has a sweetish, almond-like flavor, and is very
+thin and bluish in hue.
+
+At three o'clock in the morning, the mares are taken from the colts and
+shut up in a long shed which is not especially weather-proof. In fact,
+there is not much "weather" except wind to be guarded against on the
+steppe. In about two hours, when the milk has collected, the colts
+follow them voluntarily, and are admitted and allowed to suck for a few
+seconds. Halters are then thrown about their necks, and they are led
+forward where the mothers can nose them over and lick them. The
+milkmaid's second assistant then puts a halter on the neck of a mare and
+holds her, or ties up one leg if she be restive. In the mean time the
+foolish creature continues to let down milk for her foal. The milkmaid
+kneels on one knee and holds her pail on the other, after having washed
+her hands carefully and wiped off the teats with a clean, damp cloth. If
+the mare resists at first, the milk obtained must not be used for kumys,
+as her agitation affects the milk unfavorably. Roan, gray, and chestnut
+mares are preferred, and in order to obtain the best milk great care
+must be exercised in the choice of pasture and the management of the
+horses, as well as in all the minor details of preparation.
+
+The milking-pails are of tin or of oak wood, and, like the oaken kumys
+churn, have been boiled in strong lye to extract the acid, and well
+dried and aired. In addition to the daily washing they are well smoked
+with rotten birch trunks, in order to destroy all particles of kumys
+which may cling to them.
+
+The next step after the milk is obtained is to ferment it. The ferment,
+or yeast, is obtained by collecting the sediment of the kumys which has
+already germinated, and washing it off thoroughly with milk or water. It
+is then pressed and dried in the sun, the result being a reddish-brown
+mass composed of the micro-organisms contained in kumys ferment, casein,
+and a small quantity of fat. Twenty grains of this yeast are ground up
+in a small quantity of freshly drawn milk in a clean porcelain mortar,
+and shaken in a quart bottle with one pound of fresh milk,--all mare's
+milk, naturally,--after which it is lightly corked with a bit of
+wadding and set away in a temperature of +22 degrees to +26 degrees
+Reaumur. In about twenty-four hours small bubbles begin to make their
+appearance, accompanied by the sour odor of kumys. The bottle is then
+shaken from time to time, and the air admitted, until it is in a
+condition to be used as a ferment with fresh milk. Sometimes this
+ferment fails, in which case an artificial ferment is prepared.
+
+One pint of ferment is allowed to every five pints of fresh milk in the
+cask or churn, and the whole is beaten with the dasher for about an
+hour, when it is set aside in a temperature of +18 degrees to +26
+degrees Reaumur. When, at the expiration of a few hours, the milk turns
+sour and begins to ferment vigorously, it is beaten again several times
+for about fifteen minutes, with intervals, with a dasher which
+terminates in a perforated disk, after which it is left undisturbed for
+several hours at the same temperature as before, until the liquid begins
+to exhale an odor of spirits of wine. The delicate offices of our Tatar
+beauty, the taster, come in at this point to determine how much freshly
+drawn and cooled milk is to be added in order rightly to temper the sour
+taste. After standing over night it is ready for use, and is put up in
+seltzer or champagne bottles, and kept at a temperature of +8 degrees to
++12 degrees Reaumur. At a lower temperature vinegar fermentation sets in
+and spoils the kumys, while too high a temperature brings about equally
+disastrous results of another sort. Kumys has a different chemical
+composition according to whether it has stood only a few hours or
+several days, and consequently its action differs, also.
+
+The weak kumys is ready for use at the expiration of six hours after
+fermentation has been excited in the mare's milk, and must be put into
+the strongest bottles. The medium quality is obtained after from twelve
+to fourteen hours of fermentation, and, if well corked, will keep two or
+three days in a cool atmosphere. The third and strongest quality is the
+product of diligent daily churning during twenty-four to thirty-six
+hours, and is thinner than the medium quality, even watery. When
+bottled, it soon separates into three layers, with the fatty particles
+on top, the whey in the middle, and the casein at the bottom. Strong
+kumys can be kept for a very long time, but it must be shaken before it
+is used. It is very easy for a person unaccustomed to kumys to become
+intoxicated on this strong quality of milk wine.
+
+The nourishing effects of this spirituous beverage are argued,
+primarily, from the example of the Bashkirs and the Kirghiz, who are
+gaunt and worn by the hunger and cold of winter, but who blossom into
+rounded outlines and freshness of complexion three or four days after
+the spring pasturage for their mares begins. Some persons argue that
+life with these Bashkirs and an exclusive diet of kumys will effect a
+speedy cure of their ailments. Hence they join one of the nomad hordes.
+This course, however, not only deprives them of medical advice and the
+comforts to which they have been accustomed, but often gives them kumys
+which is difficult to take because of its rank taste and smell, due to
+the lack of that scrupulous cleanliness which its proper preparation
+demands.
+
+There are establishments near St. Petersburg and Moscow where kumys may
+be obtained by those who do not care to make the long journey to the
+steppe; but the quality and chemical constituents are very different
+from those of the steppe kumys, especially at the best period, May and
+June, when the plumegrass and wild strawberry are at their finest
+development for food, and before the excessive heats of midsummer have
+begun.
+
+As I have said, when people wish to make the cure on their own estates,
+the indispensable Tatar is sent for, and the requisite number of
+middle-aged mares, of which no work is required, are set aside for the
+purpose. But from all I have heard, I am inclined to think that benefit
+is rarely derived from these private cures, and this for several
+reasons. Not only is the kumys said to be inferior when prepared in such
+small quantities, but no specialist or any other doctor can be
+constantly on hand to regulate the functional disorders which this diet
+frequently occasions. Moreover, the air of the steppe plays an important
+part in the cure. When a person drinks from five to fifteen or more
+bottles a day, and sometimes adds the proper amount of fatty, starchy,
+and saccharine elements, some other means than the stomach are
+indispensable for disposing of the refuse. As a matter of fact, in the
+hot, dry, even temperature of the steppe, where patients are encouraged
+to remain out-of-doors all day and drink slowly, they perspire kumys.
+When the system becomes thoroughly saturated with this food-drink,
+catarrh often makes its appearance, but disappears at the close of the
+cure. Colic, constipation, diarrhoea, nose-bleed, and bleeding from the
+lungs are also present at times, as well as sleeplessness, toothache,
+and other disorders. The effects of kumys are considered of especial
+value in cases of weak lungs, anaemia, general debility caused by any
+wasting illness, ailments of the digestive organs, and scurvy, for which
+it is taken by many naval officers.
+
+In short, although it is not a cure for all earthly ills, it is of value
+in many which proceed from imperfect nutrition producing exhaustion of
+the patient. There are some conditions of the lungs in which it cannot
+be used, as well as in organic diseases of the brain and heart,
+epilepsy, certain disorders of the liver, and when gallstones are
+present. It is drunk at the temperature of the air which surrounds the
+patient, but must be warmed with hot water, not in the sun, and sipped
+slowly, with pauses, not drunk down in haste; and generally exercise
+must be taken. Turn where we would in those kumys establishments, we
+encountered a patient engaged in assiduous promenading, with a bottle of
+kumys suspended from his arm and a glassful in his hand.
+
+Coffee, chocolate, and wine are some of the luxuries which must be
+renounced during a kumys cure, and though black tea (occasionally with
+lemon) is allowed, no milk or cream can be permitted to contend with the
+action of the mare's milk unless by express permission of the physician.
+"Cream kumys," which is advertised as a delicacy in America, is a
+contradiction in terms, it will be seen, as it is made of cow's milk,
+and cream would be contrary to the nature of kumys, even if the mare's
+milk produced anything which could rightly pass as such. Fish and fruits
+are also forbidden, with the exception of _klubniki_, which accord well
+with kumys. _Klubnika_ is a berry similar to the strawberry in
+appearance, but with an entirely different taste. Patients who violate
+these dietary rules are said to suffer for it,--in which case there
+must have been a good deal of agony inside the tall fence of our
+establishment, judging by the thriving trade in fruits driven by the old
+women, who did not confine themselves to the outside of the gate, as the
+rules required, but slipped past the porter and guardians to the house
+itself.
+
+We found the kumys a very agreeable beverage, and could readily perceive
+that the patients might come to have a very strong taste for it. We even
+sympathized with the thorough-going patient of whom we were told that he
+set oft regularly every morning to lose himself for the day on the
+steppe, armed with an umbrella against possible cooling breezes, and
+with a basket containing sixteen bottles of kumys, his allowance of food
+and medicine until sundown. The programme consisted of a walk in the
+sun, a drink, a walk, a drink, with umbrella interludes, until darkness
+drove him home to bed and to his base of supplies.
+
+We did not remain long enough, or drink enough kumys, to observe any
+particular effects on our own persons. As I have said, we ate in town,
+chiefly, after that breakfast of kumys-mare beefsteak and potatoes of
+the size and consistency of bullets. During our food and shopping
+excursions we found that Samara was a decidedly wide-awake and driving
+town, though it seemed to possess no specialties in buildings,
+curiosities, or manufactures, and the statue to Alexander II., which now
+adorns one of its squares, was then swathed in canvas awaiting its
+unveiling. It is merely a sort of grand junction, through which other
+cities and provinces sift their products. In kumys alone does Samara
+possess a characteristic unique throughout Russia. Consequently, it is
+for kumys that multitudes of Russians flock thither every spring.
+
+The soil of the steppe, on which grows the nutritious plume-grass
+requisite for the food of the kumys mares, is very fertile, and immense
+crops of rye, wheat, buckwheat, oats, and so forth are raised whenever
+the rainfall is not too meagre. Unfortunately, the rainfall is
+frequently insufficient, and the province of Samara often comes to the
+attention of Russia, or even of the world, as during the dearth in 1891,
+because of scarcity of food, or even famine, which is no novelty in the
+government. In a district where the average of rain is twenty inches,
+there is not much margin of superfluity which can be spared without
+peril. Wheat grows here better than in the government just north of it,
+and many peasants are attracted from the "black-bread governments" to
+Samara by the white bread which is there given them as rations when they
+hire out for the harvest.
+
+But such a singular combination of conditions prevails there, as
+elsewhere in Russia, that an abundant harvest is often more disastrous
+than a scanty harvest. The price of grain falls so low that the cost of
+gathering it is greater than the market value, and it is often left to
+fall unreaped in the fields. When the price falls very low, complaints
+arise that there is no place to send it, since, when the ruble stands
+high, as it invariably does at the prospect of large crops, the demand
+from abroad is stopped. The result is that those people who are situated
+near a market sell as much grain and leave as little at home as possible
+in order to meet their bills. The price rises; the unreaped surplus of
+the districts lying far from markets cannot fill the ensuing demand. The
+income from estates falls, and the discouraged owners who have nothing
+to live on resolve to plant a smaller area thereafter. Estates are
+mortgaged and sold by auction; prices are very low, and often there are
+no buyers.
+
+The immediate result of an over-abundant harvest in far-off Samara is
+that the peasants who have come hither to earn a little money at reaping
+return home penniless, or worse, to their suffering families. Some of
+them are legitimate seekers after work; that is to say, they have no
+grain of their own to attend to, or they reap their own a little earlier
+or a little later, and go away to earn the ready money to meet taxes and
+indispensable expenditures of the household, such as oil, and so on.
+"_Pri khlyeby bez khlyeby_" is their own way of expressing the
+situation, which we may translate freely as "starvation in the midst of
+plenty." Thus the extremes of famine-harvest and the harvest which is an
+embarrassment of riches are equally disastrous to the poor peasant.
+
+Samara offers a curious illustration of several agricultural problems,
+and a proof of some peculiar paradoxes. The peasants of the neighboring
+governments, which are not populated to a particularly dense degree,--
+twenty male inhabitants to a square verst (two thirds of a mile), and
+not all engaged in agriculture,--have long been accustomed to look
+upon Samara as a sort of promised land. They still regard it in that
+light, and endeavor to emigrate thither, for the sake of obtaining
+grants of state land, and certain immunities and privileges which are
+accorded to colonists. This action is the result of the paradox that
+overproduction exists hand in hand with too small a parcel of land for
+each peasant!
+
+Volumes have been written, and more volumes might still be written, on
+this subject. But I must content myself here with saying that I believe
+there is no province which illustrates so thoroughly all the distressing
+features of these manifold and complicated problems of colonization, of
+permanent settlements, with the old evils of both landlords and peasants
+cropping up afresh, abundant and scanty harvests equally associated with
+famine, and all the troubles which follow in their train, as Samara.
+Hence it is that I can never recall the kumys, which is so intimately
+connected with the name of Samara, without also recalling the famine,
+which is, alas, almost as intimately bound up with it.
+
+
+
+
+XII.
+
+MOSCOW MEMORIES.
+
+
+St. Petersburg is handsome, grand, impressive. Moscow is beautiful,
+poetic, sympathetic, and pervaded by an atmosphere of ancient Russia,
+which is indescribable, though it penetrates to the marrow of one's
+bones if he tarry long within her walls. Emperor Peter's new capital
+will not bear comparison, for originality, individuality, and
+picturesqueness with Tzar Peter's Heart of Holy Russia, to which the
+heart of one who loves her must, perforce, often return with longing in
+after days,--"white-stoned golden-domed, Holy Mother Moscow."
+
+But a volume of guide-book details, highly colored impressionist
+sketches, and dainty miniature painting combined would not do justice to
+Moscow. Therefore, I shall confine myself to a few random reminiscences
+which may serve to illustrate habits or traits in the character of the
+city or the people.
+
+"'Eography," says Mrs. Booby, in one of the famous old Russian comedies
+which we were so fortunate as to witness on the Moscow stage: "Ah! good
+heavens! And what are cabmen for, then? That's their business. It's not
+a genteel branch of learning. A gentleman merely says: 'Take me to such
+or such a place,' and the cabman drives him wherever he pleases."
+
+Nowadays, it is advisable to be vulgar and know the geography of Moscow,
+if one is really enjoying it independently. It is a trifle less
+complicated than the geography of the Balkan Principalities, and, unlike
+that of the Balkan Principalities, it has its humorous side, which
+affords alleviation. The Moscow cabby has now, as in the time of Mrs.
+Booby, the reputation of being a very hard customer to deal with. He is
+not often so ingenuous, even in appearance, as the man who drove close
+to the sidewalk and entreated our custom by warbling, sweetly: "We must
+have work or we can't have bread." He is only to be dreaded, however, if
+one be genteelly ignorant, after Mrs. Booby's plan. I cannot say that I
+ever had any difficulty in finding any place I wanted, either with the
+aid (or hindrance) of an _izvostchik_, or on foot, in Moscow or other
+Russian towns. But for this and other similar reasons I acquired a
+nickname among the natives,--_molodyetz_, that is to say, a dashing,
+enterprising young fellow, the feminine form of the word being
+nonexistent. A Russian view of the matter is amusing, however.
+
+"I never saw such a town in which to hunt up any one," said a St.
+Petersburg man in Moscow to me. "They give you an address: 'Such and
+such a street, such a house.' For instance, 'Green Street, house of Mr.
+Black.' You go. First you get hold of the street in general, and
+discover that the special name applies only to one block or so, two or
+three versts away from the part where you chance to have landed. Moscow
+is even more a city of magnificent distances, you know, than St.
+Petersburg. Next you discover that there is no 'house of Mr. Black.' Mr.
+Black died, respected and beloved, God be with him! a hundred years ago
+or less, and the house has changed owners three times since. So far, it
+is tolerably plain sailing. Then it appears that the house you are in
+search of is not in the street at all, but tucked in behind it, on a
+parallel lane, round several corners and elbows." (I will explain, in
+parenthesis, that the old system of designating a house by the name of
+the owner, which prevailed before the introduction of numbers, still
+survives extensively, even in Petersburg.)
+
+"The next time you set out on a search expedition," continued my
+informant, after a cup of tea and a cigarette to subdue his emotions,
+"you insist on having the number of the house. Do you get it? Oh yes!
+and with a safeguard added, 'Inquire of the laundress.' [This was a
+parody on, "Inquire of the Swiss," or "of the yard-porter."] You start
+off in high feather; number and guide are provided, only a fool could
+fail to find it, and you know that you are a person who is considered
+rather above the average in cleverness. But that is in Petersburg, and I
+may as well tell you at once that clever Petersburgers are fools
+compared to the Moscow men, in a good many points, such as driving a
+hard bargain. Well, suppose that the house you want is No. 29. You find
+No. 27 or No. 28, and begin to crow over your cleverness. But the next
+house on one side is No. 319, and the house on the other side is No. 15;
+the one opposite is No. 211, or No. 7, or something idiotic like that,
+and all because the city authorities permit people to retain the old
+district number of the house, to affix the new street number, or to post
+up both at their own sweet will! As you cannot find the laundress to
+question, under the circumstances, you interview every Swiss
+[hall-porter], yard-porter, policeman, and peasant for a verst round
+about; and all the satisfaction you get is, 'In whose house? That is Mr.
+Green's and this is Mr. Bareboaster's, and yonder are Count Thingumbob's
+and Prince Whatyoumaycall's.' So you retreat once more, baffled."
+Fortifying himself with more tea and cigarettes, the victim of Moscow
+went on:--
+
+"But there is still another plan. [A groan.] The favorite way to give an
+address is, 'In the parish of Saint So-and-So.' It does n't pin you down
+to any special house, street, or number, which is, of course, a decided
+advantage when you are hunting for a needle in a haystack. And the
+Moscow saints and parishes have such names!" Here the narrator's
+feelings overcame him, and when I asked for some of the parochial titles
+he was too limp to reply. I had already noticed the peculiar
+designations of many churches, and had begun to suspect myself of
+stupidity or my cabman and other informants of malicious jesting. Now,
+however, I investigated the subject, and made a collection of specimens.
+These extraordinary names are all derived--with one or two exceptions
+for which I can find no explanation--from the peculiarities of the
+soil in the parish, the former use to which the site of the church was
+put, or the avocations of the inhabitants of its neighborhood in the
+olden times, when most of the space outside of the Kremlin and China
+Town was devoted to the purveyors and servants of the Tzars of Muscovy.
+
+St. Nicholas, a very popular saint, heads the list, as usual. "St.
+Nicholas on Chips" occupies the spot where a woodyard stood. "St.
+Nicholas on the Well," "St. Nicholas Fine Chime," are easily understood.
+"St. Nicholas White-Collar" is in the ancient district of the court
+laundresses. "St. Nicholas in the Bell-Ringers" is comprehensible; but
+"St. Nicholas the Blockhead" is so called because in this quarter dwelt
+the imperial hatmakers, who prepared "blockheads" for shaping their
+wares. "St. Nicholas Louse's Misery" is, probably, a corruption of two
+somewhat similar words meaning Muddy Hill. "St. Nicholas on Chickens'
+Legs" belonged to the poulterers, and was so named because it was raised
+from the ground on supports resembling stilts. "St. Nicholas of the
+Interpreters" is in the quarter where the Court interpreters lived, and
+where the Tatar mosque now stands. Then we have: "The Life-Giving
+Trinity in the Mud," "St. John the Warrior" and "St. John the Theologian
+in the Armory," "The Birth of Christ on Broadswords," "St. George the
+Martyr in the Old Jails," "The Nine Holy Martyrs on Cabbage-Stalks," on
+the site of a former market garden, and the inexplicable "Church of the
+Resurrection on the Marmot," besides many others, some of which, I was
+told, bear quite unrepeatable names, probably perverted, like the last
+and like "St. Nicholas Louse's Misery," from words having originally
+some slight resemblance in sound, but which are now unrecognizable.
+
+Great stress is laid, in hasty books of travel, on the contrasts
+presented by the Moscow streets, the "palace of a prince standing by the
+side of the squalid log hut of a peasant," and so forth. That may,
+perhaps, have been true of the Moscow of twenty or thirty years ago. In
+very few quarters is there even a semblance of truth in that description
+at the present day. The clusters of Irish hovels in upper New York among
+the towering new buildings are much more picturesque and noticeable. The
+most characteristic part of the town, as to domestic architecture, the
+part to which the old statements are most applicable, lies between the
+two lines of boulevards, which are, in themselves, good places to study
+some Russian tastes. For example, a line of open horse-cars is run all
+winter on the outer boulevard, and appreciated. Another line has the
+centre of its cars inclosed, and uninclosed seats at the ends. The
+latter are the most popular, at the same price, and as for heating a
+street-car, the idea could never be got into a Russian brain. A certain
+section of the inner boulevard, which forms a sort of slightly elevated
+garden, is not only a favorite resort in summer, but is thronged every
+winter afternoon with people promenading or sitting under the
+snow-powdered trees in an arctic fairyland, while the mercury in the
+thermometer is at a very low ebb indeed. It is fashionable in Russia to
+grumble at the cold, but unfashionable to convert the grumbling into
+action. On the contrary, they really enjoy sitting for five hours at a
+stretch, in a temperature of 25 degrees below zero, to watch the
+fascinating horse races on the ice.
+
+In the districts between the boulevards, one can get an idea of the town
+as it used to be. In this "Earth Town" typical streets are still to be
+found, but the chances are greatly against a traveler finding them. They
+are alleys in width and irregularity, paved with cobblestones which seem
+to have been selected for their angles, and with intermittent sidewalks
+consisting of narrow, carelessly joined flagstones. The front steps of
+the more pretentious houses must be skirted or mounted, the street must
+be crossed when the family carriage stands at the door, like the most
+characteristic streets in Nantucket. Some of the doorplates--which are
+large squares of tin fastened over the _porte cochere_, or on the gate
+of the courtyard--bear titles. Next door, perhaps, stands a log house,
+flush with the sidewalk, its moss calking plainly visible between the
+huge ribs, its steeply sloping roof rising, almost within reach, above a
+single story; and its serpent-mouthed eave-spouts ingeniously arranged
+to pour a stream of water over the vulgar pedestrian. The windows, on a
+level with the eyes of the passer-by, are draped with cheap lace
+curtains. The broad expanse of cotton wadding between the double windows
+is decorated, in middle-class taste, with tufts of dyed grasses, colored
+paper, and other execrable ornaments. Here, as everywhere else in
+Moscow, one can never get out of eye-shot of several churches; white
+with brilliant external frescoes, or the favorite mixture of crushed
+strawberry and white, all with green roofs and surmounted with domes of
+ever-varying and original forms and colors, crowned with golden crosses
+of elaborate and beautiful designs. Ask a resident, whether prince or
+peasant, "How many churches are there in 'Holy Moscow town'?" The answer
+invariably is, "Who knows? A forty of forties," which is the old
+equivalent, in the Epic Songs, of incalculable numbers. After a while
+one really begins to feel that sixteen hundred is not an exaggerated
+estimate.
+
+Very few of the streets in any part of the town are broad; all of them
+seem like lanes to a Petersburger, and "they are forever going up and
+down," as a Petersburg cabman described the Moscow hills to me, in
+serious disapproval. He had found the ground too excitingly uneven and
+the inhabitants too evenly dull to live with for more than a fortnight,
+he confessed to me. Many of the old mansions in the centre of the town
+have been converted into shops, offices, and lodgings; and huge, modern
+business buildings have taken the places formerly occupied, I presume,
+by the picturesque "hovels" of the travelers' tales.
+
+One of the most interesting places in the White Town to me was the huge
+foundling asylum, established by Katherine II., immediately after her
+accession to the throne. There are other institutions connected with it,
+such as a school for orphan girls. But the hospital for the babies is
+the centre of interest. There are about six hundred nurses always on
+hand. Very few of them have more than one nursling to care for, and a
+number of babies who enter life below par, so to speak, are accommodated
+with incubators. The nurses stand in battalions in the various large
+halls, all clad alike, with the exception of the woolen _kokoshnik_,--
+the coronet-shaped headdress with its cap for the hair,--which is of a
+different color in each room. It requires cords of "cartwheels"--the
+big round loaves of black bread--to feed this army of nurses. If they
+are not fed on their ordinary peasant food, cabbage soup and sour black
+bread, they fall ill and the babies suffer, as no bottles are used.
+
+The fact that the babies are washed every day was impressed on my mind
+by the behavior of the little creatures while undergoing the operation.
+They protested a little in gentle squeaks when the water touched them,
+but quieted down instantly when they were wiped. It is my belief that
+Russian children never cry except during their bath. I heard no
+infantile wailing except in this asylum, and very little there. Many
+Russian mothers of all ranks still tie up their babies tightly in
+swaddling clothes, on the old-fashioned theory that it makes their limbs
+straight. But these foundlings are not swaddled. After its bath, the
+baby is laid on a fresh, warm, linen cloth, which is then wrapped around
+it in a particular manner, so that it is securely fastened without the
+use of a single pin. Two other cloths, similarly wrapped, complete the
+simple, comfortable toilet. This and another Russian habit, that of
+allowing a baby to kick about in its crib clad only in its birthday
+suit, I commend to the consideration of American mothers.
+
+The last thing in the asylum which is shown to visitors is the manner in
+which the babies are received, washed, weighed, and numbered. It was
+early in December when I was there, but the numbers on the ivory disks
+suspended from the new arrivals' necks were a good many hundred above
+seventeen thousand. As they begin each year with No. 1, I think the
+whole number of foundlings for that particular year must have been
+between eighteen and nineteen thousand. The children are put out to
+board, after a short stay at the asylum, in peasant families, which
+receive a small sum per month for taking care of them. When the boys
+grow up they count as members of the family in a question of army
+service, and the sons of the family can escape their turn, I was told,
+if matters are rightly managed. The girls become uniformed servants in
+the government institutions for the education of girls of the higher
+classes, or marry peasants.
+
+The most famous of the gates which lead from the White Town through the
+white, machicolated walls into China Town* is the Iversky, or gate of
+the Iberian Virgin. The gate has two entrances, and between these
+tower-crowned openings stands a chapel of malachite and marble, gilded
+bronze and painting. The Iversky Virgin who inhabits the chapel, though
+"wonder-working," is only a copy of one in the monastery on Mount Athos.
+She was brought to Russia in 1666, and this particular chapel was built
+for her by Katherine II. Her garment and crown of gold weigh between
+twenty-seven and twenty-eight pounds, and are studded with splendid
+jewels. But the Virgin whom one sees in the chapel is not even this
+copy, but a copy of the copy. The original Virgin, as we may call the
+first copy for convenience, is in such great demand for visits to
+convents and monasteries, to private houses and the shops of wealthy and
+devout merchants, that she is never at home from early morn till late at
+night, and the second copy represents her to the thousands of prayerful
+people of all classes, literally, who stop to place a candle or utter a
+petition. The original Virgin travels about the town, meanwhile, in a
+blue coach adorned with her special device, like a coat of arms, and
+drawn by six horses; and the persons whom she honors with a visit offer
+liberal gifts. The heads of her coachman, postilions, and footman are
+supposed to be respectfully bared in all weathers, but when it is very
+cold these men wind woolen shawls, of the nondescript, dirt color, which
+characterizes the hair of most peasants, adroitly round their heads,
+allowing the fringe to hang and simulate long locks. The large image of
+the Virgin, in its massive frame, occupies the seat of honor. A priest
+and a deacon, clad in crimson velvet and gold vestments, their heads
+unprotected, even in the most severe weather, by anything but their own
+thick hair, sit respectfully with their backs to the horses. When the
+Virgin drives along, passers-by pause, salute, and cross themselves.
+Evidently, under these circumstances, it is difficult for a foreigner to
+get a view of the original Virgin. We were fortunate, however. Our first
+invitation in Moscow was from the Abbess of an important convent to be
+present at one of the services which I have mentioned,--a sort of
+invocation of the Virgin's blessing,--in her cell, and at the
+conclusion of the service we were asked if we would not like to "salute
+the Virgin" and take a sip of the holy water "for health." Of course we
+did both, as courtesy demanded. Some time after that, as we were driving
+along the principal street of China Town, I saw an imposing equipage
+approaching, and remarked, "Here comes the Iversky Virgin."
+
+* Ancient Moscow, lying in a walled semicircle just outside the walls of
+the Kremlin. All the trading was done on the "Red Square," where the
+Gostinny Dvor now stands, and all Oriental merchants were known by the
+common designation of "Chinese." At the present day "Chinese" has been
+replaced by "German," to designate foreigners in general.
+
+"Excuse me, madam," said my cabman,--I had not addressed him, but as I
+had spoken involuntarily in Russian he thought I had,--"it is not the
+Virgin, it is only the Saviour. Don't you see that there are only four
+horses?"
+
+"Very true; and St. Sergius drives with three, and St. Pantaleimon with
+two,--do they not? Tell me, which of them all would you ask to visit
+you, if you wished a blessing?"
+
+"St. Pantaleimon is a good, all-round saint, who helps well in most
+cases," he replied thoughtfully. This seemed a good opportunity to get a
+popular explanation of a point which had puzzled me.
+
+"Which," I asked, "is the real miraculous Iversky Virgin?--the one in
+the chapel, the one who rides in the carriage, or the original on Mount
+Athos?"
+
+"It is plain that you don't understand in the least," answered my
+_izvostchik_, turning round in his seat and imperiling our lives by his
+driving, while he plunged into the subject with profound earnestness.
+"None of them is the Virgin, and all of them are the Virgin. All the
+different Virgins are merely different manifestations of the Virgin to
+men. The Virgin herself is in heaven, and communicates her power where
+she wills. It is like the Life-giving Trinity." Assuming that as a
+foreigner, and consequently a heretic, I did not understand the doctrine
+of the Trinity, he proceeded to expound it, and did it extremely well. I
+lent half an ear in amazement to him, and half an ear I reserved for the
+objurgations of the drivers who were so good as to spare our lives in
+that crowded thoroughfare while my theological lesson was in progress.
+
+While I am speaking of this unusual cabman, I may mention some unusual
+private coachmen in Moscow who use their masters' sledges and carriages
+for public conveyances while their owners are safely engaged in theatre
+or restaurant. I do not think that trick could be played in Petersburg.
+I found it out by receiving an amazingly reasonable offer from a very
+well-dressed man with a superb gray horse and a fine sledge. As we
+dashed along at lightning speed, I asked the man whether he owned that
+fine turnout or worked on wages. "I own it myself," he said curtly.
+Therefore, when I alighted, I slipped round behind the sledge and
+scrutinized it thoroughly under the gaslight. The back was decorated
+with a monogram and a count's coronet in silver! After that I never
+asked questions, but I always knew what had happened when I picked up
+very comfortable equipages at very reasonable rates in places which were
+between gas lanterns and near theatres and so forth.
+
+I should not be doing my duty by a very important factor in Russian life
+if I omitted an illustration of the all-pervading influence of
+"official" rank, and the prestige which acquaintance with officialdom
+lends even to modest travelers like ourselves. It was, most
+appropriately, in the Kremlin, the heart of Russia, that we were favored
+with the most amusing of the many manifestations of it which came within
+our experience. We were looking at the objects of interest in the
+Treasury, when I noticed a large, handsomely bound book, flanked by pen
+and ink, on a side table. I opened the book, but before I could read a
+word an attendant pounced upon me.
+
+"Don't touch that," he said peremptorily.
+
+"Why not? If you do not wish people to look at this collection of
+ancient documents,--I suppose that is what it is,--you should lock
+it up, or label it 'Hands off!'"
+
+"It is n't ancient documents, and you are not to touch it," he said,
+taking the book out of my hands. "It is strictly reserved for the
+signatures of _distinguished_ visitors,--crowned heads, royal princes,
+ambassadors, and the like."
+
+"Then it does not interest me in the least, and if you would label it to
+that effect, no one would care to disturb it," I said.
+
+Very soon afterwards we were joined by one of the powerful officials of
+the Kremlin. He had made an appointment to show us about, but was
+detained for a few moments, and we had come on alone and were waiting
+for him. As we went about with him the attendants hovered respectfully
+in the rear, evidently much impressed with the friendly, unofficial tone
+of the conversation. When we had made the round with much deliberation,
+we excused our official friend to his duties, saying that we wished to
+take another look at several objects.
+
+No sooner was he gone than the guardian of the autograph album pounced
+upon us again, and invited us to add our "illustrious" names to the
+list. I refused; he entreated and argued. It ended in his fairly
+dragging us to the table and standing guard over us while we signed the
+sacred book. I did not condescend to examine the book, though I should
+have been permitted then; but--I know which three royal princes
+immediately preceded us.
+
+As I am very much attached to the Russian Church, anything connected
+with it always interested me deeply. One of the prominent features of
+Moscow is the number of monasteries and convents. The Russian idea of
+monastic life is prayer and contemplation, not activity in good works.
+The ideal of devout secular life is much the same. To meet the wants in
+that direction of people who do not care to join the community, many of
+the convents have small houses within their inclosures, which they let
+out to applicants, of whom there is always an abundance. The occupants
+of these houses are under no restrictions whatever, except as to
+observing the hours of entry and exit fixed by the opening and closing
+of the convent gates; but, naturally, it is rather expected of them that
+they will attend more church services than the busy people of "the
+world." The sight of these little houses always oppressed me with a
+sense of my inferiority in the matter of devoutness. I could not imagine
+myself living in one of them, until I came across a group of their
+occupants engaged in discussing some racy gossip with the nuns on one of
+the doorsteps. Gossip is not my besetting weakness, but I felt relieved.
+Convents are not aristocratic institutions in Russia as they are in
+Roman Catholic countries, and very few ladies by birth and education
+enter them. Those who do are apt to rise to the post of abbess,
+influential connections not being superfluous in any calling in Russia
+any more than in other countries.
+
+If I were a nun I should prefer activity. I think that contemplation,
+except in small doses, is calculated to produce stupidity. Illustration:
+I was passing along a street in Moscow when my eye fell upon an elderly
+nun seated at the gate of a convent, with a little table whereon stood a
+lighted taper. Beside the taper, on a threadbare piece of black velvet,
+decorated with the customary cross in gold braid, lay a few copper coins
+before a dark and ancient _ikona_. Evidently, the public was solicited
+to contribute in the name of the saint there portrayed, though I could
+not recollect that the day was devoted to a saint of sufficient
+importance to warrant the intrusion of that table on the narrow
+sidewalk. I halted and asked the nun what day it was, and who was the
+saint depicted in the image. She said she did not know. This seemed
+incredible, and I persisted in my inquiry. She called a policeman from
+the middle of the street, where he was regulating traffic as usual, and
+asked him about the _ikona_ and the day, with the air of a helpless
+child. Church and State set to work guessing with great heartiness and
+good-will, but so awkwardly that it was the easiest thing in the world
+for me to refute each successive guess. When we tired of that, I gave
+the nun a kopek for the entertainment she had unconsciously afforded,
+and thanked the policeman, after which the policeman and I left the good
+nun sitting stolidly at the receipt of custom.
+
+Quite at the opposite pole was my experience one hot summer day in the
+Cathedral of the Assumption, where the emperors have been crowned for
+centuries; or, to speak more accurately, the two poles met and embraced
+in that church, the heart of the heart of Holy Russia. The early
+Patriarchs and Metropolitans are buried in this cathedral in superb
+silver-gilt coffins. Of these, the tomb and shrine of Metropolitan Jona
+seems to be the goal of the most numerous pilgrimages. I stood near it,
+in the rear corner of the church, one Sunday morning, while mass was in
+progress. An unbroken stream of people, probably all of them pilgrims to
+the Holy City, her saints and shrines, passed me, crossed themselves,
+knelt in a "ground reverence," kissed the saint's coffin, then the hand
+of the priest, who stood by to preserve order and bless each person as
+he or she turned away. To my surprise, I heard many of them inquire the
+name of the shrine's occupant _after_ they had finished their prayers.
+After the service and a little chat with this priest, who seemed a very
+sensible man, we went forward to take another look at the Vladimir
+Virgin, the most famous and historical in all Russia, in her golden
+case. A gray-haired old army colonel, who wore the Vladimir cross,
+perceiving from our speech that we were foreigners, politely began to
+explain to us the noteworthy points about the church and the Virgin. It
+soon appeared, however, that we were far more familiar with them all
+than he was, and we fell into conversation.
+
+"I am stationed in Poland," he said, "and I have never been in Moscow
+before. I am come on a pilgrimage to the Holy City, but everything is so
+dear here that I must deny myself the pleasure of visiting many of the
+shrines in the neighborhood. It is a great happiness to me to be present
+thus at the mass in my own _pravoslavny_ church, and in Moscow."
+
+"But there are Orthodox churches in Poland, surely," I said.
+
+"Yes," he replied, "there are a few; and I go whenever I get a chance."
+
+"What do you do when you have not the chance?"
+
+"I go to whatever church there is,--the Roman Catholic, the Lutheran,
+the Synagogue."
+
+"Is that allowed?" I asked. I knew very well that Russians attend Roman
+Catholic and Protestant churches when abroad, as a matter of course,
+though I had not before heard of the Synagogue in the list, and I wished
+to hear what the earnest old colonel would say.
+
+"Why not? why should n't I?" he replied. "We all go to church to worship
+God and to pray to Him. Does it matter about the form or the language? A
+man has as much as he can do to be a Christian and an honest man,--
+which are two very different things nowadays, apparently,--without
+troubling himself about those petty details."
+
+It is almost superfluous to say that we swore friendship with the
+colonel on the spot, on those foundations. Our acquaintance ended with
+our long talk there in the cathedral, since we could not well stop in
+Poland to accept the delightful old officer's invitation to visit him
+and his wife. But the friendship remains, I hope.
+
+When he left us, a young fellow about seventeen years of age, who had
+been standing near us and listening to the last part of our conversation
+with an air of profound and respectful interest which obviated all trace
+of impertinence, stepped up and said:--
+
+"May I have the pleasure of showing you about the cathedral? You seem to
+appreciate our Russian ways and thoughts. I have taken a good deal of
+interest in studying the history and antiquities of my native city, and
+I may be able to point out a few things to you here."
+
+He was a pleasant-faced young fellow, with modest, engaging manners; a
+student in one of the government institutions, it appeared. He looked
+very cool and comfortable in a suit of coarse gray linen. He proved to
+be an admirable cicerone, and we let him escort us about for the
+pleasure of listening, though we had seen everything many times already.
+I commented on his knowledge, and on the evident pride which he took in
+his country, and especially in his church, remarking that he seemed to
+be very well informed on many points concerning the latter, and able to
+explain the reasons for things in an unusual way.
+
+"Yes," he answered, "I am proud and fond of my country and my church.
+We Russians do not study them as we should, I am ashamed to say. There,
+for instance, is my cousin, Princess----, who is considered a very
+well-informed young woman on all necessary points. She was to make her
+communion, and so some one brought her to the church while the Hours
+were being read, as is proper, though she usually comes very much later.
+She had not been there ten minutes before she began to ask: 'When does
+the Sacrament come? Is n't it pretty soon?' and she kept that up at
+short intervals, despite all I could do to stop her. I am quite sure,"
+he added, "that I need not explain to you, though you are a foreigner,
+where the Hours and the Sacrament come in the service?"
+
+"No: the Hours precede the Liturgy, and the administration of the
+Sacrament comes very nearly at the end of all."
+
+"Exactly. You understand what a disgrace such ignorance was on my
+cousin's part."
+
+He was charming, amusingly frank on many points which I had supposed to
+be rather delicate with members of the "Orthodox" (as I must call it for
+the lack of a possible English equivalent for _pravoslavny_) Russian
+Church, but so well-bred and intelligent, withal, that we were sincerely
+sorry to say good-by to him at the door of our hotel.
+
+
+
+
+XIII.
+
+THE NIZHNI NOVGOROD FAIR AND THE VOLGA.
+
+
+The most picturesque and appropriate way of reaching Nizhni Novgorod is
+by the Volga, with which its life is so intimately connected, and the
+most characteristic time to see the Volga steamers is on the way
+upstream during the Fair.
+
+What an assortment of people we had on board! To begin with, our boat
+was commanded by a Vice-Admiral in full uniform. His family was with
+him, spending the summer on board sailing up and down the river between
+Nizhni Novgorod and Astrakhan.
+
+The passengers over whom the vice-admiral ruled were delightfully
+varied. There were Russians from every quarter of the empire, and of as
+many races, including Armenians. One of the latter, an old man with a
+physiognomy not to be distinguished, even by our Russian friends who
+were traveling with us, from that of a Jew, seemed to take no interest
+in anything except in telling over a short rosary of amber beads, and
+standing guard at all stopping-places over his cabin, which he was
+determined to occupy alone, though he had paid but one fare. After he
+had done this successfully at several landing-places and had consigned
+several men to the second cabin, an energetic man appealed to the
+admiral. It required some vigorous language and a threat to break open
+the door if the key were not forthcoming, before the admiral could
+overcome the resistance of the obstinate old Armenian, who protested, in
+very bad Russian, that he was very ill indeed, and should certainly die
+if any one entered his cabin. He was still alive when we reached the end
+of our voyage, and had cleverly made his cabin-mate pay for all his
+food.
+
+Among the second-class passengers was a party of students returning to
+the University of Kazan. They exhibited all degrees of shabbiness, but
+this was only the modest plumage of the nightingale, apparently. For
+hours they sang songs, all beautiful, all strange to us, and we listened
+entranced until tea, cigarettes, and songs came to an end in time to
+permit them a few hours of sleep before we reached their landing. The
+third-class passengers, who were also lodged on the upper deck, aft,
+included Tatars and other Mohammedans from the Orient, who spread their
+prayer-rugs at sundown and went through their complicated devotions with
+an air of being quite oblivious to spectators. Several got permission
+from the admiral to ascend to the hurricane deck. But this, while
+unnecessary as a precaution against crowding or interference from their
+numerous Russian fellow-passengers, rendered them more conspicuous; and
+even this was not sufficient to make the instinctively courteous
+Russians stare at or notice them.
+
+The fourth-class passengers were on the lower deck. Among them was a
+company of soldiers in very shabby uniforms, who had been far down the
+river earning a little money by working in the harvest fields, where
+hands are always too few, and who were returning to garrison at Kazan.
+Some enterprising passengers from Astrakhan had laid in a large stock of
+the delicious round watermelons and luscious cantaloupe melons. By the
+time we reached Kazan, there were not many melons left in that
+improvised shop on the lower deck, Russians are as fond of watermelons
+as are the American negroes.
+
+At Samara we had seen enormous bales of camel's-hair, weighing upwards
+of eight hundred pounds, in picturesque mats of red, yellow, and brown,
+taken on board for the Fair. The porters seemed to find it easy to carry
+them on their backs, aided only by a sort of small chair-back, with a
+narrow, seat-like projection at the lower end, which was fastened by
+straps passing over the shoulders and under the arms. When we left
+Kazan, I noticed that a huge open barge was being towed upstream
+alongside us, that it was being filled with these bales, to lighten the
+steamer for the sand-bars and shallows of the upper river, and that a
+monotonous but very musical cadence was being repeated at intervals, in
+muffled tones, somewhere on board. I went down to the cargo department
+of the lower deck and found the singers,--the herculean porters. One
+after another they bent their backs, and two mates hoisted the huge
+bales, chanting a refrain which enabled them to move and lift in unison.
+The words were to the following effect: "If all don't grasp together, we
+cannot lift the weight." The music was sad, but irresistibly sweet and
+fascinating, and I stood listening and watching until the great barge
+was filled and dropped behind, for the company's tug to pick up and tow
+to Nizhni with a string of other barges.
+
+It is probably a vulgar detail, but I must chronicle the fact that the
+cooking on these Volga steamers--on the line we patronized, at least
+--is among the very best to be found in Russia, in my experience. On
+the voyage upstream, when they are well supplied with sterlet and other
+fish, all alive, from Astrakhan, the dinners are treats for which one
+may sigh in vain in the capitals of St. Petersburg and Moscow, with
+their mongrel German-French-Russian cookery. The dishes are very
+Russian, but they are very good.
+
+I remember one particularly delicious concoction was composed of fresh
+sterlet and sour cabbage, with white grapes on top, baked to a brown
+crispness.
+
+We arrived at our wharf on the Volga front of the old town of Nizhni
+Novgorod about five o'clock in the afternoon. Above us rose the steep
+green hills on whose crest stood the Kremlin, containing several ancient
+churches, the governor's house, and so forth. On a lower terrace, to
+right and left, stood monasteries and churches intermingled with shops
+and mediocre dwellings. The only noteworthy church was that in front of
+us, with its picturesque but un-Russian rococo plaster decoration on red
+brick, crowned by genuine Russian domes and crosses of elaborately
+beautiful patterns.
+
+But we did not pause long to admire this part of the view, which was
+already familiar to us. What a change had come over the scene since we
+had bidden it farewell on our way downstream! Then everything was dead,
+or slumbering, except the old town, the city proper; and that had not
+seemed to be any too much awake or alive. The Fair town, situated on the
+sand-spit between the Volga and the mouth of the Oka, stood locked up
+and deserted, as it had stood since the close of last year's Fair. Now,
+as we gazed over the prow of the steamer, we could see the bridge across
+the Oka black with the swarming masses of pedestrians and equipages.
+
+The steamer company allows its patrons to sleep (but not to eat) on
+board the night after arrival and the night before starting, and we
+availed ourselves of the privilege, having heard that it was often no
+easy matter to secure accommodations in the Fair, and having no
+intention of returning to our former hotel, miles from all the fun, in
+the upper town, if we could help it.
+
+The only vacant rooms in the Fair seemed to be at the "best hotel," to
+which we had been recommended, with a smile of amusement which had
+puzzled us, by a Moscow friend, an officer in the army. Prices were very
+high at this hotel, which, like American summer hotels, is forced to
+make its hay for the year during the season of six weeks, after which it
+is locked up. Our room was small; the floor, of rough boards, was bare;
+the beds were not comfortable. For the same price, in Petersburg or
+Moscow, we should have had a spacious room on the _bel etage_,
+handsomely furnished, with rugs on an inlaid floor.
+
+Across one corner of the dining-room was built a low platform, on which
+stood a piano. We soon discovered its use. Coming in about nine o'clock
+in the evening, we ordered our _samovar_ for tea in the dining-room,--
+a most unusual place. The proper place was our own room. But we had
+found a peculiar code of etiquette prevailing here, governed by
+excessive modesty and propriety, no doubt, but an obstructionist
+etiquette, nevertheless. The hall-waiter, whose business it is to serve
+the _samovar_ and coffee, was not allowed to enter our room, though his
+fellows had served us throughout the country, after the fashion of the
+land. Here we were compelled to wait upon the leisure of the
+chambermaid, a busy and capricious person, who would certainly not be on
+hand in the evening if she was not in the morning. Accordingly, we
+ordered our tea in the dining-room, as I have said. Presently, a chorus
+of girls, dressed all alike, mounted the platform, and sang three songs
+to an accompaniment banged upon the piano by a man. Being violently
+applauded by a long table-full of young merchants who sat near, at whom
+they had been singing and staring, without any attempt at disguise, and
+with whom they had even been exchanging remarks, they sang two songs
+more. They were followed by another set of girls, also in a sort of
+uniform costume, who sang five songs at the young merchants. It appeared
+that one party was called "Russian singers," and the other "German
+singers." We found out afterwards, by watching operations on another
+evening, that these five songs formed the extent of their respective
+repertories.
+
+A woman about forty-five years of age accompanied them into the room,
+then planted herself with her back against the wall near us, which was
+as far away from her charges as space permitted. She was the
+"sheep-dog," and we soon saw that, while discreetly oblivious of the
+smiles, glances, and behavior of her lambs,--as all well-trained
+society sheep-dogs are,--she kept darting sharp looks at us as though
+we were doing something quite out of the way and improper. By that time
+we had begun to suspect, for various reasons, that the Nizhni Fair is
+intended for men, not for--ladies. But we were determined quietly to
+convince ourselves of the state of affairs, so we stood our ground,
+dallied with our tea, drank an enormous quantity of it, and kept our
+eyes diligently in the direction where those of the sheep-dog should
+have been, but never were.
+
+Their very bad singing over, the lambs disappeared to the adjoining
+veranda. The young merchants slipped out, one by one. The waiters began
+to carry great dishes of peaches, and other dainty fruits,--all worth
+their weight in gold in Russia, and especially at Nizhni,--together
+with bottles of champagne, out to the veranda. When we were satisfied,
+we went to bed, but not to sleep. The peaches kept that party on the
+veranda and in the rooms below exhilarated until nearly daylight. I
+suppose the duenna did her duty and sat out the revel in the distant
+security of the dining-room. Several of her charges added a number of
+points to our store of information the next day, at the noon breakfast
+hour, when the duenna was not present.
+
+We began to think that we understood our Moscow friend's enigmatic
+smile, and to regret that we had not met him and his wife at the Fair,
+as we had originally arranged to do.
+
+The far-famed Fair of Nizhni Novgorod--"Makary," the Russians call it,
+from the town and monastery of St. Makary, sixty miles farther down the
+Volga, where it was held from 1624 until the present location was
+adopted in 1824--was a disappointment to us. There is no denying that.
+Until railways and steamers were introduced into these parts, and
+facilitated the distribution of goods, and of commonplaceness and
+monotony, it probably merited all the extravagant praises of its
+picturesqueness and variety which have been lavished upon it. The
+traveler arrives there with indefinite but vast expectations. A fancy
+dress ball on an enormous scale, combined with an International
+Exposition, would seem to be the nearest approach possible to a
+description of his confused anticipations. That is, in a measure, what
+one sees; and, on the other hand, it is exactly the reverse of what he
+sees. I must confess that I think our disappointment was partly our own
+fault. Had we, like most travelers who have written extravagantly about
+the Fair, come to it fresh from a stay of (at most) three weeks in St.
+Petersburg and Moscow only, we should have been much impressed by the
+variety of types and goods, I have no doubt. But we had spent nearly two
+years in the land, and were familiar with the types and goods of the
+capitals and of other places, so that there was little that was new to
+us. Consequently, though we found the Fair very interesting, we were not
+able to excite ourselves to any extravagant degree of amazement or
+rapture.
+
+The Fair proper consists of a mass of two-story "stone" (brick and
+cement) buildings, inclosed on three sides by a canal in the shape of a
+horseshoe. Through the centre runs a broad boulevard planted with trees,
+ending at the open point of the horseshoe in the residence occupied by
+the governor during the Fair (he usually lives in the Kremlin of the
+Upper Town), the post-office, and other public buildings. Across the
+other end of the boulevard and "rows" of the Gostinny Dvor, with their
+arcades full of benches occupied by fat merchants or indolent visitors,
+and serving as a chord to the arc of the horseshoe, run the "Chinese
+rows," which derive their name from the style of their curving iron
+roofs and their ornaments, not from the nationality of the merchants, or
+of the goods sold there. It is, probably, a mere accident that the
+wholesale shops for overland tea are situated in the Chinese rows. It is
+a good place to see the great bales of "Kiakhta tea," still in their
+wrappings of rawhides, with the hair inside and the hieroglyphical
+addresses, weights, and so forth, cut into the skins, instead of being
+painted on them, just as they have been brought overland from Kiakhta on
+the Chinese border of Siberia. Here, also, rises the great Makary
+Cathedral, which towers conspicuously above the low-roofed town. Inside
+the boundary formed by this Belt Canal, no smoking is allowed in the
+streets, under penalty of twenty-five rubles for each offense. The
+drainage system is flushed from the river every night; and from the
+ventilation towers, which are placed at short intervals, the blue smoke
+of purifying fires curls reassuringly. Great care is necessary in this
+department, and the sanitary conditions, though as good as possible, are
+never very secure. The whole low sandspit is often submerged during the
+spring floods, and the retreating waters leave a deposit of slime and
+debris behind them, which must be cleared away, besides doing much
+damage to the buildings.
+
+The peculiarity of this Makary Fair is that nothing is sold by sample,
+in modern fashion; the whole stock of goods is on hand, and is delivered
+at once to purchasers. The taciturn, easy-going merchants in those
+insignificant-looking shops of the Gostinny Dvor "rows," and, to a small
+extent, in the supplementary town which has sprung up outside the canal,
+set the prices for tea and goods of all sorts all over Russia and
+Siberia for the ensuing year. Contracts for the future are dated, and
+last year's bills fall due, at "Makary." It is hard to realize.
+
+All the firms with whose shops we had been familiar in Petersburg and
+Moscow had establishments here, and, at first, it seemed not worth while
+to inspect their stocks, with which we felt perfectly acquainted. But we
+soon discovered that our previous familiarity enabled us to distinguish
+certain articles which are manufactured for the "Fair" trade
+exclusively, and which are never even shown in the capitals. For
+example, the great porcelain houses of St. Petersburg manufacture large
+pipe-bowls, ewers (with basins to match) of the Oriental shape familiar
+to the world in silver and brass, and other things, all decorated with a
+deep crimson bordering on magenta, and with gold. The great silk houses
+of Moscow prepare very rich and very costly brocades of this same deep
+crimson hue, besprinkled with gold and with tiny bouquets of bright
+flowers, or in which the crimson is prominent. They even copy the large,
+elaborate patterns from the robes of ancient Doges of Venice. All these,
+like the pipes and ewers, are made to suit the taste of customers in
+Bokhara and other Eastern countries, where a man's rank is, to a certain
+degree, to be recognized by the number and richness of the _khalati_
+which he can afford to wear at one time. This is one of the points in
+which the civilization of the East coincides very nearly with the
+civilization of the West. The _khalat_ is a sort of dressing-gown, with
+wide sleeves, which is girt about the waist with a handsome shawl; but
+it would strike a European that eight or ten of these, worn one on top
+of the other, might conduce to the preservation of vanity, but not to
+comfort, in the hot countries where the custom prevails. The Bokhariots
+bring to the Fair _khalati_ of their own thin, strong silk, in hues more
+gaudy than those of the rainbow and the peacock combined, which are
+always lined with pretty green and white chintz, and can be bought for a
+very reasonable price in the Oriental shops, together with jeweled arms
+and ornaments, rugs, and a great variety of fascinating wares.
+
+The choicest "overland" tea--the true name is "Kiakhta tea"--can be
+had only by wholesale, alas! and it is the same with very many things.
+There are shops full of rolls of _sarpinka_, a fine, changeable gingham
+in pink and blue, green and yellow, and a score of other combinations,
+which washes perfectly, and is made by the peasants far down the Volga,
+in the season when agricultural labor is impossible. There are furs of
+more sorts than the foreign visitor is likely ever to have seen before;
+iron from the Ural mines by the ton, on a detached sand-spit in the Oka
+River; dried and salted fish by the cord, in a distant, too odorous
+spot; goldsmiths' shops; old-clothes shops, where quaint and beautiful
+old costumes of Russia abound; Tatar shops, filled with fine,
+multi-colored leather work and other Tatar goods, presided over by the
+stately Tatars from whom we had bought at Kazan; shops piled with every
+variety of dried fruit, where prime Sultana raisins cost forty cents for
+a box of one hundred and twenty pounds. Altogether, it is a varied and
+instructive medley.
+
+We learned several trade tricks. For example, we came upon the agency of
+a Moscow factory, which makes a woolen imitation of an Oriental silken
+fabric, known as _termalama_. The agent acknowledged that it was an
+imitation, and said that the price by the piece was twenty-five cents a
+yard. In the Moscow Oriental shops the dealers sell it for eight times
+that price, and swear that it is genuine from the East. A Russian friend
+of ours had been cheated in this way, and the dealers attempted to cheat
+us also,--in vain, after our Nizhni investigations.
+
+Every one seemed to be absorbed in business, to the exclusion of every
+other thought. But sometimes, as we wandered along the boulevard, and
+among the rows, we found the ground of the Gostinny Dvor strewn with
+fresh sprays of fragrant fir, which we took at first to be a token that
+a funeral had occurred among some of the merchants' clerks who lived
+over the shops. However, it appeared that a holy picture had been
+carried along the rows, and into the shops of those who desired its
+blessing on their trade, and a short service had been held. The "zeal"
+of these numerous devout persons must have enriched the church where the
+_ikona_ dwelt, judging from the number, of times during our five days'
+stay that we came upon these freshly strewn paths.
+
+The part of the Fair which is most interesting to foreigners in general,
+I think, is the great glass gallery filled with retail booths, where
+Russians sell embroidery and laces and the handiwork of the peasants in
+general; where Caucasians deal in the beautiful gold and silver work of
+their native mountains; where swarthy Bokhariots sit cross-legged, with
+imperturbable dignity, among their gay wares, while the band plays, and
+the motley crowd bargains and gazes even in the evening when all the
+other shops are closed.
+
+I learned here an extra lesson in the small value attached by Russians
+to titles in themselves. It was at the Ekaterinburg booth, where
+precious and semi-precious stones from the Ural and Siberia, in great
+variety and beauty, were for sale. A Russian of the higher classes, and,
+evidently, not poor, inquired the price of a rosary of amethysts, with a
+cross of assorted gems fit for a bishop. The attendant mentioned the
+price. It did not seem excessive, but the bargainer exclaimed, in a
+bantering tone,--
+
+"Come now, prince, that's the fancy price. Tell me the real price."
+
+But the "prince" would not make any reduction, and his customer walked
+away. I thought I would try the effect of the title on the Caucasians
+and Bokhariots. I had already dropped into the habit of addressing
+Tatars as "prince," except in the case of hotel waiters,--and I might
+as well have included them. I found to my amusement that, instead of
+resenting it as an impertinence, they reduced the price of the article
+for which I was bargaining by five kopeks (about two and a half cents)
+every time I used the title, though no sign of gratification disturbed
+the serene gravity of their countenances any more than if they had been
+Americans and I had addressed them as "colonel" or "judge," at
+haphazard. Truly, human nature varies little under different skies! But
+I know now, authoritatively, that the market value of the title of
+"prince" is exactly two and a half cents.
+
+One evening we drove across the bridge to take tea at a garden on the
+"Atkos," or slope,--the crest of the green hill on which stands the
+Kremlin. In this Atkos quarter of the town there are some really fine
+houses of wealthy merchants, mingled with the curious old dwellings of
+the merely well-to-do and the poor. In the garden the tea was not very
+good, and the weedy-looking chorus of women, the inevitable adjunct to
+every eating establishment at the Fair, as we had learned, sang
+wretchedly, and were rewarded accordingly when one of their number came
+round to take up a collection. But the view! Far below, at our feet,
+swept broad "Matushka Volga." The wharves were crowded with vessels.
+Steamers and great barges lay anchored in the stream in battalions.
+Though the activity of the day was practically over, tugs and small
+boats were darting about and lending life to the scene. We were on the
+"Hills" side of the river. Far away, in dreamy dimness, lay the flat,
+blue-green line of the "Forests" shore. On our left was the mouth of the
+Oka, and the Fair beyond, which seemed to be swarming with ants, lay
+flat on the water level. The setting sun tinged the scene with pale rose
+and amber in a mild glow for a while, and then the myriad lights shone
+out from the city and river with even more charming effect.
+
+Our next visit to the old town was in search of a writer who had
+published a couple of volumes of agreeable sketches. It was raining
+hard, so we engaged an _izvostchik_ who was the fortunate possessor of
+an antiquated covered carriage, with a queer little drapery of scarlet
+cotton curtains hanging from the front of the hood, as though to screen
+the modesty of "the young person" from the manners, customs, and sights
+of the Fair,--about which, to tell the truth, the less that is said in
+detail the better. Certainly, more queer, old-fashioned carriages and
+cabmen's costumes are to be seen at the Fair than anywhere else in the
+country. As we were about to enter our antique conveyance, my mother's
+foot caught in the braid on the bottom of her dress, and a long strip
+gave way.
+
+"I must go upstairs and sew this on before we start," said she,
+reentering the hotel.
+
+The _izvostchik_ ran after us. "Let me sew it on, Your High Well-born,"
+he cried. Seeing our surprise, he added, "God is my witness,--_yay
+Bogu!_ I am a tailor by trade."
+
+His rent and faded coat did not seem to indicate anything of the sort,
+but I thought I would try him, as I happened to have a needleful of silk
+and a thimble in my pocket. I gave them to him accordingly. He knelt
+down and sewed on the braid very neatly and strongly in no time. His
+simple, friendly manner was irresistibly charming. I cannot imagine
+accepting such an offer from a New York cabby,--or his offering to do
+such a job.
+
+When we reached the old town, I asked a policeman where to find my
+author. I thought he might be able to tell me at once, as the town is
+not densely populated, especially with authors;--and for other
+reasons. He did not know.
+
+"Then where is the police office or the address office?" I asked. (There
+is no such thing as a directory in Russian cities, even in St.
+Petersburg. But there is an address office where the names and
+residences on passports are filed, and where one can obtain the address
+wanted by paying a small fee, and filling out a form. But he must know
+the baptismal name and the patronymic as well as the surname, and, if
+the person wanted be not "noble," his profession or trade in addition!)
+
+"There is no address office," he answered, "and the police office is
+closed. It is after four o'clock. Besides, if it were open, you could
+not find out there. We keep no record here, except of soldiers and
+strangers."
+
+I thought the man was jesting, but after questioning him further, I was
+forced to conclude that it might be true, thought it certainly was
+amazing. As the author in question had been sent to Siberia once or
+twice, on the charge of complicity in some revolutionary proceedings, it
+did seem as though the police ought to be able to give his address, if
+Russia meant to live up to the reputation for strict surveillance of
+every soul within her borders which foreigners have kindly bestowed upon
+her.
+
+As a house-to-house visitation was impossible, I abandoned the quest,
+and drove to a photographer's to buy some views of the town. The
+photographer proved to be a chatty, vivacious man, and full of
+information. I mentioned my dilemma to him. He said that the policeman
+had told the exact truth, but that my author, to his positive knowledge,
+was in the Crimea, "looking up material." Then he questioned me as to
+what we had seen at the Fair, mentioning one or two places of evening
+entertainment. I replied that we had not been to those places. I had
+understood that they were not likely to suit my taste. Had I been
+rightly informed, or ought I to have gone to them in spite of warning?
+
+"No," he replied frankly, after a momentary hesitation, "you ought not
+to see them. But all the American women do go to them. There was a party
+here last year. O-o-o-oh, how they went on! They were told, as you have
+been, that they ought not to go to certain places; so of course they
+went, and took the men in the party with them,--which was just as
+well. I'd have given something to see their faces at the time, or even
+afterwards! An Englishman, who had traveled everywhere, and had seen
+everything, told me that nowhere, even in India, had he seen the like of
+the doings at this Fair; and he was greatly shocked." He added that an
+officer could not appear at these places in uniform.
+
+I begged the photographer to remember in future that there were several
+sorts of American women, and that not all of them worked by the law of
+contraries. In my own mind I wondered what those particular women had
+done, and wished, for the hundredth time, that American women abroad
+would behave themselves properly, and not earn such a reputation for
+their country-people.
+
+On Sunday we went to the Armenian church, to see the service and to meet
+some Armenian acquaintances. We found the service both like and unlike
+the Russian, in many points approaching more nearly to the Greek form.
+The music was astonishing. An undercurrent of sound, alternating between
+a few notes, was kept up throughout the service, almost without a break.
+At times, this undercurrent harmonized with the main current of intoning
+and chanting, but quite as often the discord was positively distressing.
+Perceiving that we were strangers, the Armenians showed their
+hospitality in an original way. First, when one of the congregation went
+forward to the chancel railing and received from the priest the triple
+kiss of peace, which he then proceeded to communicate to another person,
+who passed it on in dumb show, and so on through the whole assembly,
+neither men nor women would run the risk of offending us by offering the
+simulated kiss. Secondly, and more peculiar, besides throwing light on
+their motives in omitting the kiss, they deliberately passed us by when
+they brought round the plate for the collection! This was decidedly
+novel! A visit to the Armenian church in St. Petersburg convinced us
+that the discordant music was not an accident due to bad training, but
+deliberate and habitual. I noticed also that the men and women, though
+they stood on opposite sides of the church, as with the Russian Old
+Ritualists, with the women on the left,--in the State Church, at
+Court, the women stand on the right,--they crossed themselves from
+left to right, like Roman Catholics, instead of the other way about, as
+do the Russians.
+
+As we were exploring the Tatar shops at noon, we heard the muezzin
+calling to prayer from the minaret of the mosque close by, and we set
+off to attend the service. If we had only happened to have on our
+galoshes, we might have complied with etiquette by removing them, I
+suppose, and could have entered in our shoes. At least, the Russian
+policeman said so, and that is very nearly what the Tatars did. They
+kicked off the stiff leather slippers in which they scuff about, and
+entered in their tall boots, with the inset of frosted green pebbled
+horsehide in the heel, and soft soles, like socks. As it was, we did not
+care to try the experiment of removing our shoes, and so we were obliged
+to stand in the vestibule, and look on from the threshold. Each Tatar,
+as he entered, pulled out the end of his turban, and let it float down
+his back. Where the turban came from for the prayers, I do not know.
+None of the Tatars had worn a turban in the shops from which they had
+just come in large numbers, abandoning the pressing engagements of the
+busy noontide. Several individuals arrived very late, and decided not to
+enter. All of these late comers, one after the other, beckoned me
+mysteriously out of sight of the congregation and the _mollah_, and
+whispered eagerly:--
+
+"How do you like it?"
+
+"_Very_ much," I answered emphatically; whereupon they exhibited signs
+of delight which were surprising in such grave people, and even made a
+motion to kiss my hand.
+
+At least, that is what the motion would have meant from a Russian. Next
+to the magnificent ceremonial of the Russian Church, the opposite
+extreme, this simplicity of the congregational Mussulman worship is the
+most impressive I have ever seen.
+
+The manner of our departure from Nizhni Novgorod was characteristically
+Russian,--but not by our own choice. We decided to go on up the Volga
+by steamer, see the river and a few of the towns, and return from some
+point, by rail, to Moscow.
+
+The boat was advertised to start from the wharf, in the old town, at six
+o'clock in the evening. We went aboard in good season, and discovered
+that there were but three first-class staterooms, the best of which (the
+only good one, as it afterwards appeared) had been captured by some
+friends of the captain. We installed ourselves in the best we could get,
+and congratulated each other when the steamer started on time. We had
+hardly finished the congratulations when it drew up at another wharf and
+made fast. Then it was explained to us that it was to load at this
+wharf, at the "Siberian Landing," a point on the Volga shore of the Fair
+sand-spit, miles nearer our hotel than the one to which we had driven
+through torrents of rain. We were to make our real start at ten o'clock
+that night! The cold was piercing. We wrapped ourselves up in our wadded
+cloaks and in a big down quilt which we had with us, and tried to sleep,
+amid the deliberate bang-bang-bang of loading. When the cargo was in we
+slept. When we woke in the morning we began to exchange remarks, being
+still in that half comatose condition which follows heavy slumber.
+
+"What a delightfully easy boat!" "Who would have expected such
+smoothness of motion from such an inferior-looking old craft?" "It must
+be very swift to have no motion at all perceptible. Whereabouts are we,
+and how much have we missed?"
+
+I rose and raised the blind. The low shore opposite and far away, the
+sandy islet near at hand, the river,--all looked suspiciously like
+what our eyes had rested upon when we went to bed the night before. We
+would not believe it at first, but it was true, that we had not moved a
+foot, but were still tied up at the Siberian Landing. Thence we returned
+to the town wharf, no apologies or explanations being forthcoming or to
+be extracted, whence we made a final start at about nine o'clock, only
+fifteen hours late! And the company professed to be "American"!
+
+Progress up the river was slow. The cold rain and wind prevented our
+availing ourselves of the tiny deck. The little saloon had no outlook,
+being placed in the middle of the boat. The shores and villages were not
+of striking interest, after our acquaintance with the lower Volga. For
+hours all the other passengers (chiefly second-class) were abed,
+apparently. I returned to my cabin to kill time with reading, and
+presently found the divan and even the floor and partition walls
+becoming intolerably hot, and exhaling a disagreeable smell of charred
+wood. I set out on a tour of investigation. In the next compartment to
+us, which had the outward appearance of a stateroom, but was inclosed on
+the outside only by a lattice-work, was the smoke-pipe. The whistle was
+just over our heads, and the pipe almost touched the partition wall of
+our cabin. That partly explained the deadly chill of the night before,
+and the present suffocating heat. I descended to the lower deck. There
+stood the engine, almost as rudimentary as a parlor stove, in full sight
+and directly under our cabin; also close to the woodwork. It burned
+wood, and at every station the men brought a supply on board; the
+sticks, laid across two poles in primitive but adequate fashion, being
+deposited by the simple process of widening the space between the poles,
+and letting the wood fall on the deck with a noise like thunder. The
+halts and "wooding up" seemed especially frequent at night, and there
+was not much opportunity for sleep between them. Our fear of being
+burned alive also deprived us of the desire to sleep. We were nearly
+roasted, as it was, and had to go out on the deck in the wind and rain
+at short intervals, to cool off.
+
+There was nothing especially worthy of note at any of the landings,
+beyond the peculiar windmills, except at Gorodetz, which is renowned for
+the manufacture of spice-cakes, so the guide-book said. I watched
+anxiously for Gorodetz, went ashore, and bought the biggest "spice-cake"
+I could find from an old woman on the wharf. All the other passengers
+landed for the same purpose, and the old woman did a rushing business.
+After taking a couple of mouthfuls, I decided that I was unable to
+appreciate the merits of my cake, as I had been, after repeated efforts,
+to appreciate those of a somewhat similar concoction known under the
+name of "Vyazemsky." So I gave the cake to the grateful stewardess, and
+went out on deck to look at a ray of sunlight.
+
+"Where's your cake?" asked a stern voice at my elbow. The speaker was a
+man with long hair and beard, dressed like a peasant, in a conical fur
+cap and a sheepskin coat, though his voice, manner, and general
+appearance showed that he belonged to the higher classes. Perhaps he was
+an "adept" of Count Tolstoy, and was merely masquerading in that
+costume, which was very comfortable, though it was only September.
+
+"I gave it to the stewardess," I answered meekly, being taken by
+surprise.
+
+"What! Didn't you eat it? Don't you know, madam, that these spice-cakes
+are renowned for their qualities all over Russia, and are even carried
+to the remotest parts of Siberia and of China, also, I believe, in great
+quantities? [He had got ahead of the guide-book in that last
+particular!] _Why_ didn't you eat it?"
+
+"It did not taste good; and besides, I was afraid of indigestion. It
+seemed never to have been cooked, unless by exposure to the sun, and it
+was soggy and heavy as lead. You know there has been a great deal of
+rain lately, and what sun we have even now is very pale and weak, hardly
+adapted to baking purposes."
+
+This seemed to enrage my hairy mentor, and he poured out a volume of
+indignant criticism, reproach, and ejaculations, all tangled up with
+fragments of cookery receipts, though evidently not the receipt for the
+Gorodetz cakes, which is a secret. The other passengers listened in
+amazement and delight. When he paused for breath, I remarked:--
+
+"Well, I don't see any harm in having bestowed such a delicate luxury on
+the poor stewardess. Did any of you think to buy a cake for her? And why
+not? I denied myself to give her pleasure. Look at it in that light for
+a while, sir, if my bad taste offends you. And, in the mean while, tell
+me what has inspired you with the taste to dress like a peasant?"
+
+That settled him, and he retreated. That evening he and the friend with
+whom he seemed to be traveling talked most entertainingly in the little
+saloon, after supper. The friend, a round, rosy, jolly man, dressed in
+ordinary European clothes, was evidently proud of his flow of language,
+and liked to hear himself talk. Actors, actresses, and theatres in
+Russia, from the middle of the last century down to the present day,
+were his favorite topic, on which he declaimed with appropriate gestures
+and very noticeable management of several dimples in his cheeks. As a
+matter of course, he considered the present day degenerate, and lauded
+the old times and dead actors and actresses only. It seemed that the
+longer they had been dead, the higher were their merits. He talked very
+well, also, about books and social conditions.
+
+The progress of the weak-kneed steamer against wind and current was very
+slow and uncertain, and we never knew when we should reach any given
+point. Even the mouths of the rivers were not so exciting or important
+in nature as they used to look to me when I studied geography. I
+imparted to the captain my opinion that his engine was no better than a
+_samovar_. He tried hard to be angry, but a glance at that ridiculous
+machine convinced him of the justice of my comparison, and he broke into
+a laugh.
+
+We left the steamer at Yaroslavl (it was bound for Rybinsk), two hundred
+and forty-one miles above Nizhni-Novgorod, and got our first view of the
+town at daybreak. It stands on the high west bank of the river, but is
+not so picturesque as Nizhni. Access to the town is had only through
+half a dozen cuts and ravines, as at Nizhni; and what a singular town it
+is! With only a little over thirty thousand inhabitants, it has
+seventy-seven churches, besides monasteries and other ecclesiastical
+buildings. There are streets which seem to be made up chiefly of
+churches,--churches of all sizes and colors, crowned with beautiful
+and fantastic domes, which, in turn, are surmounted by crosses of the
+most charming and original designs.
+
+Yaroslavl, founded in 1030, claims the honor of having had the first
+Russian theatre, and to have sheltered Biron, the favorite of the
+Empress Anna Ioannovna (a doubtful honor this), with his family, during
+nineteen years of exile. But its architectural hints and revelations of
+ancient fashions, forms, and customs, are its chief glory, not to be
+obscured even by its modern renown for linen woven by hand and by
+machinery. For a person who really understands Russian architecture,--
+not the architecture of St. Petersburg, which is chiefly the invention
+of foreigners,--Yaroslavl and other places on the northern Volga in
+this neighborhood, widely construed, are mines of information and
+delight. However, as there are no books wherewith a foreigner can inform
+himself on this subject, any attempt at details would not only seem
+pedantic, but would be incomprehensible without tiresome explanations
+and many illustrations, which are not possible here. I may remark,
+however, that Viollet-le-Duc and Fergusson do not understand the subject
+of Russian architecture, and that their few observations on the matter
+are nearly all as erroneous as they well can be. I believe that very few
+Russians even know much scientifically about the development of their
+national architecture from the Byzantine style. Yaroslavl is a good
+place to study it, and has given its name to one epoch of that
+development.
+
+With the exception of the churches, Yaroslavl has not much to show to
+the visitor; but the bazaar was a delight to us, with its queer pottery,
+its baskets for moulding bread, its bread-trays for washtubs, and a
+dozen other things in demand by the peasants as to which we had to ask
+explanations.
+
+Breezy, picturesque Yaroslavl, with its dainty, independent cabbies, who
+object to the mud which must have been their portion all their lives,
+and reject rare customers rather than drive through it; with its
+churches never to be forgotten; its view of the Volga, and its typical
+Russian features! It was a fitting end to our Volga trip, and fully
+repaid us for our hot-cold voyage with the _samovar_ steamer against the
+stream, though I had not believed, during the voyage, that anything
+could make up for the tedium. If I were to visit it again, I would
+approach it from the railway side and leave it to descend the river. But
+I would not advise any foreigner to tackle it at all, unless he be as
+well prepared as we were to appreciate its remarkable merits in certain
+directions.
+
+A night's journey landed us in Moscow. But even the glories of Moscow
+cannot make us forget the city of Yaroslaff the Great and Nizhni
+Novgorod.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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