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diff --git a/1814.txt b/1814.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9a6b927 --- /dev/null +++ b/1814.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3281 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Agony Column, by Earl Derr Biggers + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Agony Column + +Author: Earl Derr Biggers + +Posting Date: October 5, 2008 [EBook #1814] +Release Date: July, 1999 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE AGONY COLUMN *** + + + + +Produced by An Anonymous Project Gutenberg Volunteer + + + + + +THE AGONY COLUMN + +by Earl Derr Biggers + + + +CHAPTER I + +London that historic summer was almost unbearably hot. It seems, looking +back, as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as +an anteroom of torture--an inadequate bit of preparation for the +hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War. About the +soda-water bar in the drug store near the Hotel Cecil many American +tourists found solace in the sirups and creams of home. Through the +open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of +the English consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool. It is a +paradox they swear by. + +About nine o'clock on the morning of Friday, July twenty-fourth, in that +memorable year nineteen hundred and fourteen, Geoffrey West left his +apartments in Adelphi Terrace and set out for breakfast at the Carlton. +He had found the breakfast room of that dignified hotel the coolest +in London, and through some miracle, for the season had passed, +strawberries might still be had there. As he took his way through the +crowded Strand, surrounded on all sides by honest British faces wet +with honest British perspiration he thought longingly of his rooms in +Washington Square, New York. For West, despite the English sound of that +Geoffrey, was as American as Kansas, his native state, and only pressing +business was at that moment holding him in England, far from the country +that glowed unusually rosy because of its remoteness. + +At the Carlton news stand West bought two morning papers--the Times +for study and the Mail for entertainment and then passed on into the +restaurant. His waiter--a tall soldierly Prussian, more blond than West +himself--saw him coming and, with a nod and a mechanical German smile, +set out for the plate of strawberries which he knew would be the first +thing desired by the American. West seated himself at his usual table +and, spreading out the Daily Mail, sought his favorite column. The first +item in that column brought a delighted smile to his face: + +"The one who calls me Dearest is not genuine or they would write to me." + +Any one at all familiar with English journalism will recognize at once +what department it was that appealed most to West. During his three +weeks in London he had been following, with the keenest joy, the daily +grist of Personal Notices in the Mail. This string of intimate +messages, popularly known as the Agony Column, has long been an honored +institution in the English press. In the days of Sherlock Holmes it +was in the Times that it flourished, and many a criminal was tracked +to earth after he had inserted some alluring mysterious message in it. +Later the Telegraph gave it room; but, with the advent of halfpenny +journalism, the simple souls moved en masse to the Mail. + +Tragedy and comedy mingle in the Agony Column. Erring ones are urged to +return for forgiveness; unwelcome suitors are warned that "Father has +warrant prepared; fly, Dearest One!" Loves that would shame by their +ardor Abelard and Heloise are frankly published--at ten cents a +word--for all the town to smile at. The gentleman in the brown derby +states with fervor that the blonde governess who got off the tram at +Shepherd's Bush has quite won his heart. Will she permit his addresses? +Answer; this department. For three weeks West had found this sort of +thing delicious reading. Best of all, he could detect in these messages +nothing that was not open and innocent. At their worst they were merely +an effort to side-step old Lady Convention; this inclination was so +rare in the British, he felt it should be encouraged. Besides, he was +inordinately fond of mystery and romance, and these engaging twins +hovered always about that column. + + +So, while waiting for his strawberries, he smiled over the ungrammatical +outburst of the young lady who had come to doubt the genuineness of him +who called her Dearest. He passed on to the second item of the morning. +Spoke one whose heart had been completely conquered: + +MY LADY sleeps. She of raven tresses. Corner seat from Victoria, +Wednesday night. Carried program. Gentleman answering inquiry desires +acquaintance. Reply here. --LE ROI. + +West made a mental note to watch for the reply of raven tresses. The +next message proved to be one of Aye's lyrics--now almost a daily +feature of the column: + +DEAREST: Tender loving wishes to my dear one. Only to be with you now +and always. None "fairer in my eyes." Your name is music to me. I +love you more than life itself, my own beautiful darling, my proud +sweetheart, my joy, my all! Jealous of everybody. Kiss your dear hands +for me. Love you only. Thine ever. --AYE. + +Which, reflected West, was generous of Aye--at ten cents a word--and in +striking contrast to the penurious lover who wrote, farther along in the +column: + + --loveu dearly; wantocu; longing; missu-- + +But those extremely personal notices ran not alone to love. Mystery, +too, was present, especially in the aquatic utterance: + +DEFIANT MERMAID: Not mine. Alligators bitingu now. 'Tis well; delighted. +--FIRST FISH. + +And the rather sanguinary suggestion: + +DE Box: First round; tooth gone. Finale. You will FORGET ME NOT. + +At this point West's strawberries arrived and even the Agony Column +could not hold his interest. When the last red berry was eaten he turned +back to read: + +WATERLOO: Wed. 11:53 train. Lady who left in taxi and waved, care to +know gent, gray coat? --SINCERE. + +Also the more dignified request put forward in: + +GREAT CENTRAL: Gentleman who saw lady in bonnet 9 Monday morning in +Great Central Hotel lift would greatly value opportunity of obtaining +introduction. + +This exhausted the joys of the Agony Column for the day, and West, like +the solid citizen he really was, took up the Times to discover what +might be the morning's news. A great deal of space was given to the +appointment of a new principal for Dulwich College. The affairs of the +heart, in which that charming creature, Gabrielle Ray, was at the moment +involved, likewise claimed attention. And in a quite unimportant corner, +in a most unimportant manner, it was related that Austria had sent an +ultimatum to Serbia. West had read part way through this stupid little +piece of news, when suddenly the Thunderer and all its works became an +uninteresting blur. + +A girl stood just inside the door of the Carlton breakfast room. + +Yes; he should have pondered that despatch from Vienna. But such a girl! +It adds nothing at all to say that her hair was a dull sort of gold; her +eyes violet. Many girls have been similarly blessed. It was her manner; +the sweet way she looked with those violet eyes through a battalion of +head waiters and resplendent managers; her air of being at home here +in the Carlton or anywhere else that fate might drop her down. +Unquestionably she came from oversea--from the States. + +She stepped forward into the restaurant. And now slipped also into +view, as part of the background for her, a middle-aged man, who wore the +conventional black of the statesman. He, too, bore the American label +unmistakably. Nearer and nearer to West she drew, and he saw that in her +hand she carried a copy of the Daily Mail. + +West's waiter was a master of the art of suggesting that no table in the +room was worth sitting at save that at which he held ready a chair. Thus +he lured the girl and her companion to repose not five feet from where +West sat. This accomplished, he whipped out his order book, and stood +with pencil poised, like a reporter in an American play. + +"The strawberries are delicious," he said in honeyed tones. + +The man looked at the girl, a question in his eyes. + +"Not for me, dad," she said. "I hate them! Grapefruit, please." + +As the waiter hurried past, West hailed him. He spoke in loud defiant +tones. + +"Another plate of the strawberries!" he commanded. "They are better than +ever to-day." + +For a second, as though he were part of the scenery, those violet eyes +met his with a casual impersonal glance. Then their owner slowly spread +out her own copy of the Mail. + +"What's the news?" asked the statesman, drinking deep from his glass of +water. + +"Don't ask me," the girl answered, without looking up. "I've found +something more entertaining than news. Do you know--the English papers +run humorous columns! Only they aren't called that. They're called +Personal Notices. And such notices!" She leaned across the table. +"Listen to this: 'Dearest: Tender loving wishes to my dear one. Only to +be with you now and always. None "fairer in my eyes."-- + +The man looked uncomfortably about him. "Hush!" he pleaded. "It doesn't +sound very nice to me." + +"Nice!" cried the girl. "Oh, but it is--quite nice. And so deliciously +open and aboveboard. 'Your name is music to me. I love you more--'" + +"What do we see to-day?" put in her father hastily. + +"We're going down to the City and have a look at the Temple. Thackeray +lived there once--and Oliver Goldsmith--" + +"All right--the Temple it is." + +"Then the Tower of London. It's full of the most romantic associations. +Especially the Bloody Tower, where those poor little princes were +murdered. Aren't you thrilled?" + +"I am if you say so." + +"You're a dear! I promise not to tell the people back in Texas that you +showed any interest in kings and such--if you will show just a little. +Otherwise I'll spread the awful news that you took off your hat when +King George went by." + +The statesman smiled. West felt that he, who had no business to, was +smiling with him. + +The waiter returned, bringing grapefruit, and the strawberries West had +ordered. Without another look toward West, the girl put down her paper +and began her breakfasting. As often as he dared, however, West looked +at her. With patriotic pride he told himself: "Six months in Europe, and +the most beautiful thing I've seen comes from back home!" + +When he rose reluctantly twenty minutes later his two compatriots were +still at table, discussing their plans for the day. As is usual in such +cases, the girl arranged, the man agreed. + +With one last glance in her direction, West went out on the parched +pavement of Haymarket. + +Slowly he walked back to his rooms. Work was waiting there for him; +but instead of getting down to it, he sat on the balcony of his study, +gazing out on the courtyard that had been his chief reason for selecting +those apartments. Here, in the heart of the city, was a bit of the +countryside transported--the green, trim, neatly tailored countryside +that is the most satisfying thing in England. There were walls on which +the ivy climbed high, narrow paths that ran between blooming beds of +flowers, and opposite his windows a seldom-opened, most romantic gate. +As he sat looking down he seemed to see there below him the girl of the +Carlton. Now she sat on the rustic bench; now she bent above the envious +flowers; now she stood at the gate that opened out to a hot sudden bit +of the city. + +And as he watched her there in the garden she would never enter, as he +reflected unhappily that probably he would see her no more--the idea +came to him. + +At first he put it from him as absurd, impossible. She was, to apply a +fine word much abused, a lady; he supposedly a gentleman. Their sort +did not do such things. If he yielded to this temptation she would be +shocked, angry, and from him would slip that one chance in a thousand he +had--the chance of meeting her somewhere, some day. + +And yet--and yet--She, too, had found the Agony Column entertaining +and--quite nice. There was a twinkle in her eyes that bespoke a fondness +for romance. She was human, fun-loving--and, above all, the joy of youth +was in her heart. + +Nonsense! West went inside and walked the floor. The idea was +preposterous. Still--he smiled--it was filled with amusing +possibilities. Too bad he must put it forever away and settle down to +this stupid work! + +Forever away? Well-- + +On the next morning, which was Saturday, West did not breakfast at the +Carlton. The girl, however, did. As she and her father sat down the old +man said: "I see you've got your Daily Mail." + +"Of course!" she answered. "I couldn't do without it. Grapefruit--yes." + +She began to read. Presently her cheeks flushed and she put the paper +down. + +"What is it?" asked the Texas statesman. + +"To-day," she answered sternly, "you do the British Museum. You've put +it off long enough." + +The old man sighed. Fortunately he did not ask to see the Mail. If he +had, a quarter way down the column of personal notices he would have +been enraged--or perhaps only puzzled--to read: + +CARLTON RESTAURANT: Nine A.M. Friday morning. Will the young woman who +preferred grapefruit to strawberries permit the young man who had two +plates of the latter to say he will not rest until he discovers some +mutual friend, that they may meet and laugh over this column together? + +Lucky for the young man who liked strawberries that his nerve had failed +him and he was not present at the Carlton that morning! He would +have been quite overcome to see the stern uncompromising look on the +beautiful face of a lady at her grapefruit. So overcome, in fact, that +he would probably have left the room at once, and thus not seen the +mischievous smile that came in time to the lady's face--not seen that +she soon picked up the paper again and read, with that smile, to the end +of the column. + + + +CHAPTER II + +The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail. Slowly it dragged +along. At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning Geoffrey West was on +the street, seeking his favorite newspaper. He found it, found the Agony +Column--and nothing else. Tuesday morning again he rose early, still +hopeful. Then and there hope died. The lady at the Carlton deigned no +reply. + +Well, he had lost, he told himself. He had staked all on this one bold +throw; no use. Probably if she thought of him at all it was to label him +a cheap joker, a mountebank of the halfpenny press. Richly he deserved +her scorn. + +On Wednesday he slept late. He was in no haste to look into the Daily +Mail; his disappointments of the previous days had been too keen. At +last, while he was shaving, he summoned Walters, the caretaker of the +building, and sent him out to procure a certain morning paper. + +Walters came back bearing rich treasure, for in the Agony Column of that +day West, his face white with lather, read joyously: + +STRAWBERRY MAN: Only the grapefruit lady's kind heart and her great +fondness for mystery and romance move her to answer. The strawberry-mad +one may write one letter a day for seven days--to prove that he is an +interesting person, worth knowing. Then--we shall see. Address: M. A. +L., care Sadie Haight, Carlton Hotel. + +All day West walked on air, but with the evening came the problem of +those letters, on which depended, he felt, his entire future happiness. +Returning from dinner, he sat down at his desk near the windows that +looked out on his wonderful courtyard. The weather was still torrid, +but with the night had come a breeze to fan the hot cheek of London. It +gently stirred his curtains; rustled the papers on his desk. + +He considered. Should he at once make known the eminently respectable +person he was, the hopelessly respectable people he knew? Hardly! For +then, on the instant, like a bubble bursting, would go for good all +mystery and romance, and the lady of the grapefruit would lose all +interest and listen to him no more. He spoke solemnly to his rustling +curtains. + +"No," he said. "We must have mystery and romance. But where--where shall +we find them?" + +On the floor above he heard the solid tramp of military boots belonging +to his neighbor, Captain Stephen Fraser-Freer, of the Twelfth Cavalry, +Indian Army, home on furlough from that colony beyond the seas. It was +from that room overhead that romance and mystery were to come in mighty +store; but Geoffrey West little suspected it at the moment. Hardly +knowing what to say, but gaining inspiration as he went along, he wrote +the first of seven letters to the lady at the Carlton. And the epistle +he dropped in the post box at midnight follows here: + +DEAR LADY OF THE GRAPEFRUIT: You are very kind. Also, you are wise. +Wise, because into my clumsy little Personal you read nothing that was +not there. You knew it immediately for what it was--the timid tentative +clutch of a shy man at the skirts of Romance in passing. Believe me, +old Conservatism was with me when I wrote that message. He was fighting +hard. He followed me, struggling, shrieking, protesting, to the post box +itself. But I whipped him. Glory be! I did for him. + +We are young but once, I told him. After that, what use to signal to +Romance? The lady at least, I said, will understand. He sneered at that. +He shook his silly gray head. I will admit he had me worried. But now +you have justified my faith in you. Thank you a million times for that! + +Three weeks I have been in this huge, ungainly, indifferent city, +longing for the States. Three weeks the Agony Column has been my sole +diversion. And then--through the doorway of the Carlton restaurant--you +came-- + +It is of myself that I must write, I know. I will not, then, tell you +what is in my mind--the picture of you I carry. It would mean little +to you. Many Texan gallants, no doubt, have told you the same while the +moon was bright above you and the breeze was softly whispering through +the branches of--the branches of the--of the-- + +Confound it, I don't know! I have never been in Texas. It is a vice in +me I hope soon to correct. All day I intended to look up Texas in the +encyclopedia. But all day I have dwelt in the clouds. And there are no +reference books in the clouds. + +Now I am down to earth in my quiet study. Pens, ink and paper are before +me. I must prove myself a person worth knowing. + +From his rooms, they say, you can tell much about a man. But, +alas! these peaceful rooms in Adelphi Terrace--I shall not tell the +number--were sublet furnished. So if you could see me now you would be +judging me by the possessions left behind by one Anthony Bartholomew. +There is much dust on them. Judge neither Anthony nor me by that. +Judge rather Walters, the caretaker, who lives in the basement with his +gray-haired wife. Walters was a gardener once, and his whole life is +wrapped up in the courtyard on which my balcony looks down. There he +spends his time, while up above the dust gathers in the corners-- + +Does this picture distress you, my lady? You should see the courtyard! +You would not blame Walters then. It is a sample of Paradise left at +our door--that courtyard. As English as a hedge, as neat, as beautiful. +London is a roar somewhere beyond; between our court and the great city +is a magic gate, forever closed. It was the court that led me to take +these rooms. + +And, since you are one who loves mystery, I am going to relate to you +the odd chain of circumstances that brought me here. + +For the first link in that chain we must go back to Interlaken. Have +you been there yet? A quiet little town, lying beautiful between two +shimmering lakes, with the great Jungfrau itself for scenery. From the +dining-room of one lucky hotel you may look up at dinner and watch the +old-rose afterglow light the snow-capped mountain. You would not say +then of strawberries: "I hate them." Or of anything else in all the +world. + +A month ago I was in Interlaken. One evening after dinner I strolled +along the main street, where all the hotels and shops are drawn up at +attention before the lovely mountain. In front of one of the shops I saw +a collection of walking sticks and, since I needed one for climbing, I +paused to look them over. I had been at this only a moment when a young +Englishman stepped up and also began examining the sticks. + +I had made a selection from the lot and was turning away to find +the shopkeeper, when the Englishman spoke. He was lean, +distinguished-looking, though quite young, and had that well-tubbed +appearance which I am convinced is the great factor that has enabled the +English to assert their authority over colonies like Egypt and India, +where men are not so thoroughly bathed. + +"Er--if you'll pardon me, old chap," he said. "Not that stick--if you +don't mind my saying so. It's not tough enough for mountain work. I +would suggest--" + +To say that I was astonished is putting it mildly. If you know the +English at all, you know it is not their habit to address strangers, +even under the most pressing circumstances. Yet here was one of that +haughty race actually interfering in my selection of a stick. I ended +by buying the one he preferred, and he strolled along with me in the +direction of my hotel, chatting meantime in a fashion far from British. + +We stopped at the Kursaal, where we listened to the music, had a drink +and threw away a few francs on the little horses. He came with me to the +veranda of my hotel. I was surprised, when he took his leave, to find +that he regarded me in the light of an old friend. He said he would call +on me the next morning. + +I made up my mind that Archibald Enwright--for that, he told me, was +his name--was an adventurer down on his luck, who chose to forget +his British exclusiveness under the stern necessity of getting money +somehow, somewhere. The next day, I decided, I should be the victim of a +touch. + +But my prediction failed; Enwright seemed to have plenty of money. On +that first evening I had mentioned to him that I expected shortly to be +in London, and he often referred to the fact. As the time approached +for me to leave Interlaken he began to throw out the suggestion that he +should like to have me meet some of his people in England. This, also, +was unheard of--against all precedent. + +Nevertheless, when I said good-by to him he pressed into my hand a +letter of introduction to his cousin, Captain Stephen Fraser-Freer, of +the Twelfth Cavalry, Indian Army, who, he said, would be glad to make +me at home in London, where he was on furlough at the time--or would be +when I reached there. + +"Stephen's a good sort," said Enwright. "He'll be jolly pleased to show +you the ropes. Give him my best, old boy!" + +Of course I took the letter. But I puzzled greatly over the affair. +What could be the meaning of this sudden warm attachment that Archie had +formed for me? Why should he want to pass me along to his cousin at a +time when that gentleman, back home after two years in India, would +be, no doubt, extremely busy? I made up my mind I would not present the +letter, despite the fact that Archie had with great persistence wrung +from me a promise to do so. I had met many English gentlemen, and I +felt they were not the sort--despite the example of Archie--to take a +wandering American to their bosoms when he came with a mere letter. By +easy stages I came on to London. Here I met a friend, just sailing for +home, who told me of some sad experiences he had had with letters +of introduction--of the cold, fishy, +"My-dear-fellow-why-trouble-me-with-it?" stares that had greeted their +presentation. Good-hearted men all, he said, but averse to strangers; an +ever-present trait in the English--always excepting Archie. + +So I put the letter to Captain Fraser-Freer out of my mind. I had +business acquaintances here and a few English friends, and I found +these, as always, courteous and charming. But it is to my advantage to +meet as many people as may be, and after drifting about for a week I set +out one afternoon to call on my captain. I told myself that here was an +Englishman who had perhaps thawed a bit in the great oven of India. If +not, no harm would be done. + +It was then that I came for the first time to this house on Adelphi +Terrace, for it was the address Archie had given me. Walters let me in, +and I learned from him that Captain Fraser-Freer had not yet arrived +from India. His rooms were ready--he had kept them during his absence, +as seems to be the custom over here--and he was expected soon. +Perhaps--said Walters--his wife remembered the date. He left me in the +lower hall while he went to ask her. + +Waiting, I strolled to the rear of the hall. And then, through an open +window that let in the summer, I saw for the first time that courtyard +which is my great love in London--the old ivy-covered walls of brick; +the neat paths between the blooming beds; the rustic seat; the magic +gate. It was incredible that just outside lay the world's biggest city, +with all its poverty and wealth, its sorrows and joys, its roar and +rattle. Here was a garden for Jane Austen to people with fine ladies +and courtly gentlemen--here was a garden to dream in, to adore and to +cherish. + +When Walters came back to tell me that his wife was uncertain as to the +exact date when the captain would return, I began to rave about that +courtyard. At once he was my friend. I had been looking for quiet +lodgings away from the hotel, and I was delighted to find that on the +second floor, directly under the captain's rooms, there was a suite to +be sublet. + +Walters gave me the address of the agents; and, after submitting to an +examination that could not have been more severe if I had asked for the +hand of the senior partner's daughter, they let me come here to live. +The garden was mine! + +And the captain? Three days after I arrived I heard above me, for the +first time, the tread of his military boots. Now again my courage began +to fail. I should have preferred to leave Archie's letter lying in +my desk and know my neighbor only by his tread above me. I felt that +perhaps I had been presumptuous in coming to live in the same house with +him. But I had represented myself to Walters as an acquaintance of the +captain's and the caretaker had lost no time in telling me that "my +friend" was safely home. + +So one night, a week ago, I got up my nerve and went to the captain's +rooms. I knocked. He called to me to enter and I stood in his study, +facing him. He was a tall handsome man, fair-haired, mustached--the +very figure that you, my lady, in your boarding-school days, would have +wished him to be. His manner, I am bound to admit, was not cordial. + +"Captain," I began, "I am very sorry to intrude--" It wasn't the thing +to say, of course, but I was fussed. "However, I happen to be a neighbor +of yours, and I have here a letter of introduction from your cousin, +Archibald Enwright. I met him in Interlaken and we became very good +friends." + +"Indeed!" said the captain. + +He held out his hand for the letter, as though it were evidence at +a court-martial. I passed it over, wishing I hadn't come. He read it +through. It was a long letter, considering its nature. While I waited, +standing by his desk--he hadn't asked me to sit down--I looked about +the room. It was much like my own study, only I think a little dustier. +Being on the third floor it was farther from the garden, consequently +Walters reached there seldom. + +The captain turned back and began to read the letter again. This was +decidedly embarrassing. Glancing down, I happened to see on his desk +an odd knife, which I fancy he had brought from India. The blade was +of steel, dangerously sharp, the hilt of gold, carved to represent some +heathen figure. + +Then the captain looked up from Archie's letter and his cold gaze fell +full upon me. + +"My dear fellow," he said, "to the best of my knowledge, I have no +cousin named Archibald Enwright." + +A pleasant situation, you must admit! It's bad enough when you come +to them with a letter from their mother, but here was I in this +Englishman's rooms, boldly flaunting in his face a warm note of +commendation from a cousin who did not exist! + +"I owe you an apology," I said. I tried to be as haughty as he, and fell +short by about two miles. "I brought the letter in good faith." + +"No doubt of that," he answered. + +"Evidently it was given me by some adventurer for purposes of his own," +I went on; "though I am at a loss to guess what they could have been." + +"I'm frightfully sorry--really," said he. But he said it with the London +inflection, which plainly implies: "I'm nothing of the sort." + +A painful pause. I felt that he ought to give me back the letter; but he +made no move to do so. And, of course, I didn't ask for it. + +"Ah--er--good night," said I and hurried toward the door. + +"Good night," he answered, and I left him standing there with Archie's +accursed letter in his hand. + +That is the story of how I came to this house in Adelphi Terrace. There +is mystery in it, you must admit, my lady. Once or twice since that +uncomfortable call I have passed the captain on the stairs; but the +halls are very dark, and for that I am grateful. I hear him often above +me; in fact, I hear him as I write this. + +Who was Archie? What was the idea? I wonder. + +Ah, well, I have my garden, and for that I am indebted to Archie the +garrulous. It is nearly midnight now. The roar of London has died away +to a fretful murmur, and somehow across this baking town a breeze has +found its way. It whispers over the green grass, in the ivy that climbs +my wall, in the soft murky folds of my curtains. Whispers--what? + +Whispers, perhaps, the dreams that go with this, the first of my letters +to you. They are dreams that even I dare not whisper yet. + +And so--good night. + +THE STRAWBERRY MAN. + + + +CHAPTER III + +With a smile that betrayed unusual interest, the daughter of the Texas +statesman read that letter on Thursday morning in her room at the +Carlton. There was no question about it--the first epistle from the +strawberry-mad one had caught and held her attention. All day, as she +dragged her father through picture galleries, she found herself looking +forward to another morning, wondering, eager. + +But on the following morning Sadie Haight, the maid through whom this +odd correspondence was passing, had no letter to deliver. The news +rather disappointed the daughter of Texas. At noon she insisted on +returning to the hotel for luncheon, though, as her father pointed out, +they were far from the Carlton at the time. Her journey was rewarded. +Letter number two was waiting; and as she read she gasped. + +DEAR LADY AT THE CARLTON: I am writing this at three in the morning, +with London silent as the grave, beyond our garden. That I am so late in +getting to it is not because I did not think of you all day yesterday; +not because I did not sit down at my desk at seven last evening to +address you. Believe me, only the most startling, the most appalling +accident could have held me up. + +That most startling, most appalling accident has happened. + +I am tempted to give you the news at once in one striking and terrible +sentence. And I could write that sentence. A tragedy, wrapped in mystery +as impenetrable as a London fog, has befallen our quiet little house in +Adelphi Terrace. In their basement room the Walters family, sleepless, +overwhelmed, sit silent; on the dark stairs outside my door I hear at +intervals the tramp of men on unhappy missions--But no; I must go back +to the very start of it all: + +Last night I had an early dinner at Simpson's, in the Strand--so early +that I was practically alone in the restaurant. The letter I was about +to write to you was uppermost in my mind and, having quickly dined, I +hurried back to my rooms. I remember clearly that, as I stood in the +street before our house fumbling for my keys, Big Ben on the Parliament +Buildings struck the hour of seven. The chime of the great bell rang out +in our peaceful thoroughfare like a loud and friendly greeting. + +Gaining my study, I sat down at once to write. Over my head I could +hear Captain Fraser-Freer moving about--attiring himself, probably, for +dinner. I was thinking, with an amused smile, how horrified he would be +if he knew that the crude American below him had dined at the impossible +hour of six, when suddenly I heard, in that room above me, some stranger +talking in a harsh determined tone. Then came the captain's answering +voice, calmer, more dignified. This conversation went along for some +time, growing each moment more excited. Though I could not distinguish a +word of it, I had the uncomfortable feeling that there was a controversy +on; and I remember feeling annoyed that any one should thus interfere +with my composition of your letter, which I regarded as most important, +you may be sure. + +At the end of five minutes of argument there came the heavy thump-thump +of men struggling above me. It recalled my college days, when we used +to hear the fellows in the room above us throwing each other about in +an excess of youth and high spirits. But this seemed more grim, more +determined, and I did not like it.--However, I reflected that it was +none of my business. I tried to think about my letter. + +The struggle ended with a particularly heavy thud that shook our ancient +house to its foundations. I sat listening, somehow very much depressed. +There was no sound. It was not entirely dark outside--the long +twilight--and the frugal Walters had not lighted the hall lamps. +Somebody was coming down the stairs very quietly--but their creaking +betrayed him. I waited for him to pass through the shaft of light that +poured from the door open at my back. At that moment Fate intervened in +the shape of a breeze through my windows, the door banged shut, and a +heavy man rushed by me in the darkness and ran down the stairs. I knew +he was heavy, because the passageway was narrow and he had to push me +aside to get by. I heard him swear beneath his breath. + +Quickly I went to a hall window at the far end that looked out on the +street. But the front door did not open; no one came out. I was puzzled +for a second; then I reentered my room and hurried to my balcony. I +could make out the dim figure of a man running through the garden at +the rear--that garden of which I have so often spoken. He did not try +to open the gate; he climbed it, and so disappeared from sight into the +alley. + +For a moment I considered. These were odd actions, surely; but was it my +place to interfere? I remembered the cold stare in the eyes of Captain +Fraser-Freer when I presented that letter. I saw him standing motionless +in his murky study, as amiable as a statue. Would he welcome an +intrusion from me now? + +Finally I made up my mind to forget these things and went down to find +Walters. He and his wife were eating their dinner in the basement. I +told him what had happened. He said he had let no visitor in to see the +captain, and was inclined to view my misgivings with a cold British eye. +However, I persuaded him to go with me to the captain's rooms. + +The captain's door was open. Remembering that in England the way of the +intruder is hard, I ordered Walters to go first. He stepped into the +room, where the gas flickered feebly in an aged chandelier. + +"My God, sir!" said Walters, a servant even now. + +And at last I write that sentence: Captain Fraser-Freer of the Indian +Army lay dead on the floor, a smile that was almost a sneer on his +handsome English face! + +The horror of it is strong with me now as I sit in the silent morning in +this room of mine which is so like the one in which the captain died. He +had been stabbed just over the heart, and my first thought was of that +odd Indian knife which I had seen lying on his study table. I turned +quickly to seek it, but it was gone. And as I looked at the table +it came to me that here in this dusty room there must be finger +prints--many finger prints. + +The room was quite in order, despite those sounds of struggle. One or +two odd matters met my eye. On the table stood a box from a florist in +Bond Street. The lid had been removed and I saw that the box contained +a number of white asters. Beside the box lay a scarf-pin--an emerald +scarab. And not far from the captain's body lay what is known--owing to +the German city where it is made--as a Homburg hat. + +I recalled that it is most important at such times that nothing be +disturbed, and I turned to old Walters. His face was like this paper on +which I write; his knees trembled beneath him. + +"Walters," said I, "we must leave things just as they are until the +police arrive. Come with me while I notify Scotland Yard." + +"Very good, sir," said Walters. + +We went down then to the telephone in the lower hall, and I called up +the Yard. I was told that an inspector would come at once and I went +back to my room to wait for him. + +You can well imagine the feelings that were mine as I waited. Before +this mystery should be solved, I foresaw that I might be involved to a +degree that was unpleasant if not dangerous. Walters would remember that +I first came here as one acquainted with the captain. He had noted, I +felt sure, the lack of intimacy between the captain and myself, once +the former arrived from India. He would no doubt testify that I had been +most anxious to obtain lodgings in the same house with Fraser-Freer. +Then there was the matter of my letter from Archie. I must keep that +secret, I felt sure. Lastly, there was not a living soul to back me up +in my story of the quarrel that preceded the captain's death, of the man +who escaped by way of the garden. + +Alas, thought I, even the most stupid policeman can not fail to look +upon me with the eye of suspicion! + +In about twenty minutes three men arrived from Scotland Yard. By that +time I had worked myself up into a state of absurd nervousness. I heard +Walters let them in; heard them climb the stairs and walk about in the +room overhead. In a short time Walters knocked at my door and told me +that Chief Inspector Bray desired to speak to me. As I preceded the +servant up the stairs I felt toward him as an accused murderer must feel +toward the witness who has it in his power to swear his life away. + +He was a big active man--Bray; blond as are so many Englishmen. His +every move spoke efficiency. Trying to act as unconcerned as an innocent +man should--but failing miserably, I fear--I related to him my story +of the voices, the struggle, and the heavy man who had got by me in the +hall and later climbed our gate. He listened without comment. At the end +he said: + +"You were acquainted with the captain?" + +"Slightly," I told him. Archie's letter kept popping into my mind, +frightening me. "I had just met him--that is all; through a friend of +his--Archibald Enwright was the name." + +"Is Enwright in London to vouch for you?" + +"I'm afraid not. I last heard of him in Interlaken." + +"Yes? How did you happen to take rooms in this house?" + +"The first time I called to see the captain he had not yet arrived from +India. I was looking for lodgings and I took a great fancy to the garden +here." + +It sounded silly, put like that. I wasn't surprised that the inspector +eyed me with scorn. But I rather wished he hadn't. + +Bray began to walk about the room, ignoring me. + +"White asters; scarab pin; Homburg hat," he detailed, pausing before the +table where those strange exhibits lay. + +A constable came forward carrying newspapers in his hand. + +"What is it?" Bray asked. + +"The Daily Mail, sir," said the constable. "The issues of July +twenty-seventh, twenty-eighth, twenty-ninth and thirtieth." + +Bray took the papers in his hand, glanced at them and tossed them +contemptuously into a waste-basket. He turned to Walters. + +"Sorry, sir," said Walters; "but I was so taken aback! Nothing like this +has ever happened to me before. I'll go at once--" + +"No," replied Bray sharply. "Never mind. I'll attend to it--" + +There was a knock at the door. Bray called "Come!" and a slender boy, +frail but with a military bearing, entered. + +"Hello, Walters!" he said, smiling. "What's up? I-" + +He stopped suddenly as his eyes fell upon the divan where Fraser-Freer +lay. In an instant he was at the dead man's side. + +"Stephen!" he cried in anguish. + +"Who are you?" demanded the inspector--rather rudely, I thought. + +"It's the captain's brother, sir," put in Walters. "Lieutenant Norman +Fraser-Freer, of the Royal Fusiliers." + +There fell a silence. + +"A great calamity, sir--" began Walters to the boy. + +I have rarely seen any one so overcome as young Fraser-Freer. Watching +him, it seemed to me that the affection existing between him and the man +on the divan must have been a beautiful thing. He turned away from his +brother at last, and Walters sought to give him some idea of what had +happened. + +"You will pardon me, gentlemen," said the lieutenant. "This has been a +terrible shock! I didn't dream, of course--I just dropped in for a word +with--with him. And now--" + +We said nothing. We let him apologize, as a true Englishman must, for +his public display of emotion. + +"I'm sorry," Bray remarked in a moment, his eyes still shifting about +the room--"especially as England may soon have great need of men like +the captain. Now, gentlemen, I want to say this: I am the Chief of the +Special Branch at the Yard. This is no ordinary murder. For reasons +I can not disclose--and, I may add, for the best interests of the +empire--news of the captain's tragic death must be kept for the present +out of the newspapers. I mean, of course, the manner of his going. A +mere death notice, you understand--the inference being that it was a +natural taking off." + +"I understand," said the lieutenant, as one who knows more than he +tells. + +"Thank you," said Bray. "I shall leave you to attend to the matter, as +far as your family is concerned. You will take charge of the body. As +for the rest of you, I forbid you to mention this matter outside." + +And now Bray stood looking, with a puzzled air, at me. + +"You are an American?" he said, and I judged he did not care for +Americans. + +"I am," I told him. + +"Know any one at your consulate?" he demanded. + +Thank heaven, I did! There is an under-secretary there named Watson--I +went to college with him. I mentioned him to Bray. + +"Very good," said the inspector. "You are free to go. But you must +understand that you are an important witness in this case, and if you +attempt to leave London you will be locked up." + +So I came back to my rooms, horribly entangled in a mystery that is +little to my liking. I have been sitting here in my study for some time, +going over it again and again. There have been many footsteps on the +stairs, many voices in the hall. + +Waiting here for the dawn, I have come to be very sorry for the cold +handsome captain. After all, he was a man; his very tread on the floor +above, which it shall never hear again, told me that. + +What does it all mean? Who was the man in the hall, the man who had +argued so loudly, who had struck so surely with that queer Indian knife? +Where is the knife now? + +And, above all, what do the white asters signify? And the scarab +scarf-pin? And that absurd Homburg hat? + +Lady of the Carlton, you wanted mystery. When I wrote that first letter +to you, little did I dream that I should soon have it to give you in +overwhelming measure. + +And--believe me when I say it--through all this your face has been +constantly before me--your face as I saw it that bright morning in the +hotel breakfast room. You have forgiven me, I know, for the manner +in which I addressed you. I had seen your eyes and the temptation was +great--very great. + +It is dawn in the garden now and London is beginning to stir. So this +time it is--good morning, my lady. + +THE STRAWBERRY MAN. + + + +CHAPTER IV + +It is hardly necessary to intimate that this letter came as something of +a shock to the young woman who received it. For the rest of that day the +many sights of London held little interest for her--so little, indeed, +that her perspiring father began to see visions of his beloved Texas; +and once hopefully suggested an early return home. The coolness with +which this idea was received plainly showed him that he was on the wrong +track; so he sighed and sought solace at the bar. + +That night the two from Texas attended His Majesty's Theater, where +Bernard Shaw's latest play was being performed; and the witty Irishman +would have been annoyed to see the scant attention one lovely young +American in the audience gave his lines. The American in question +retired at midnight, with eager thoughts turned toward the morning. + +And she was not disappointed. When her maid, a stolid Englishwoman, +appeared at her bedside early Saturday she carried a letter, which +she handed over, with the turned-up nose of one who aids but does not +approve. Quickly the girl tore it open. + +DEAR Texas LADY: I am writing this late in the afternoon. The sun is +casting long black shadows on the garden lawn, and the whole world is +so bright and matter-of-fact I have to argue with myself to be convinced +that the events of that tragic night through which I passed really +happened. + +The newspapers this morning helped to make it all seem a dream; not a +line--not a word, that I can find. When I think of America, and how +by this time the reporters would be swarming through our house if this +thing had happened over there, I am the more astonished. But then, I +know these English papers. The great Joe Chamberlain died the other +night at ten, and it was noon the next day when the first paper to carry +the story appeared--screaming loudly that it had scored a beat. It had. +Other lands, other methods. + +It was probably not difficult for Bray to keep journalists such as these +in the dark. So their great ungainly sheets come out in total ignorance +of a remarkable story in Adelphi Terrace. Famished for real news, they +begin to hint at a huge war cloud on the horizon. Because tottering +Austria has declared war on tiny Serbia, because the Kaiser is to-day +hurrying, with his best dramatic effect, home to Berlin, they see all +Europe shortly bathed in blood. A nightmare born of torrid days and +tossing nights! + +But it is of the affair in Adelphi Terrace that you no doubt want to +hear. One sequel of the tragedy, which adds immeasurably to the mystery +of it all, has occurred, and I alone am responsible for its discovery. +But to go back: + +I returned from mailing your letter at dawn this morning, very tired +from the tension of the night. I went to bed, but could not sleep. +More and more it was preying on my mind that I was in a most unhappy +position. I had not liked the looks cast at me by Inspector Bray, or his +voice when he asked how I came to live in this house. I told myself +I should not be safe until the real murderer of the poor captain +was found; and so I began to puzzle over the few clues in the +case--especially over the asters, the scarab pin and the Homburg hat. + +It was then I remembered the four copies of the Daily Mail that Bray had +casually thrown into the waste-basket as of no interest. I had glanced +over his shoulder as he examined these papers, and had seen that each of +them was folded so that our favorite department--the Agony Column--was +uppermost. It happened I had in my desk copies of the Mail for the past +week. You will understand why. + +I rose, found those papers, and began to read. It was then that I made +the astounding discovery to which I have alluded. + +For a time after making it I was dumb with amazement, so that no course +of action came readily to mind. In the end I decided that the thing for +me to do was to wait for Bray's return in the morning and then point out +to him the error he had made in ignoring the Mail. + +Bray came in about eight o'clock and a few minutes later I heard +another man ascend the stairs. I was shaving at the time, but I quickly +completed the operation and, slipping on a bathrobe, hurried up to the +captain's rooms. The younger brother had seen to the removal of the +unfortunate man's body in the night, and, aside from Bray and the +stranger who had arrived almost simultaneously with him, there was no +one but a sleepy-eyed constable there. + +Bray's greeting was decidedly grouchy. The stranger, however--a tall +bronzed man--made himself known to me in the most cordial manner. He +told me he was Colonel Hughes, a close friend of the dead man; and that, +unutterably shocked and grieved, he had come to inquire whether there +was anything he might do. "Inspector," said I, "last night in this room +you held in your hand four copies of the Daily Mail. You tossed them +into that basket as of no account. May I suggest that you rescue those +copies, as I have a rather startling matter to make clear to you?" +Too grand an official to stoop to a waste-basket, he nodded to the +constable. The latter brought the papers; and, selecting one from the +lot, I spread it out on the table. "The issue of July twenty-seventh," I +said. + +I pointed to an item half-way down the column of Personal Notices. You +yourself, my lady, may read it there if you happen to have saved a copy. +It ran as follows: + +"RANGOON: The asters are in full bloom in the garden at Canterbury. They +are very beautiful--especially the white ones." + +Bray grunted, and opened his little eyes. I took up the issue of the +following day--the twenty-eighth: + +"RANGOON: We have been forced to sell father's stick-pin--the emerald +scarab he brought home from Cairo." + +I had Bray's interest now. He leaned heavily toward me, puffing. Greatly +excited, I held before his eyes the issue of the twenty-ninth: + +"RANGOON: Homburg hat gone forever--caught by a breeze--into the river." + +"And finally," said I to the inspector, "the last message of all, in the +issue of the thirtieth of July--on sale in the streets some twelve hours +before Fraser-Freer was murdered. See!" + +"RANGOON: To-night at ten. Regent Street. --Y.O.G." + +Bray was silent. + +"I take it you are aware, Inspector," I said, "that for the past two +years Captain Fraser-Freer was stationed at Rangoon." + +Still he said nothing; just looked at me with those foxy little eyes +that I was coming to detest. At last he spoke sharply: + +"Just how," he demanded, "did you happen to discover those messages? You +were not in this room last night after I left?" He turned angrily to the +constable. "I gave orders--" + +"No," I put in; "I was not in this room. I happened to have on file in +my rooms copies of the Mail, and by the merest chance--" + +I saw that I had blundered. Undoubtedly my discovery of those messages +was too pat. Once again suspicion looked my way. + +"Thank you very much," said Bray. "I'll keep this in mind." + +"Have you communicated with my friend at the consulate?" I asked. + +"Yes. That's all. Good morning." + +So I went. + +I had been back in my room some twenty minutes when there came a knock +on the door, and Colonel Hughes entered. He was a genial man, in the +early forties I should say, tanned by some sun not English, and gray at +the temples. + +"My dear sir," he said without preamble, "this is a most appalling +business!" + +"Decidedly," I answered. "Will you sit down?" + +"Thank you." He sat and gazed frankly into my eyes. "Policemen," he +added meaningly, "are a most suspicious tribe--often without reason. I +am sorry you happen to be involved in this affair, for I may say that +I fancy you to be exactly what you seem. May I add that, if you should +ever need a friend, I am at your service?" + +I was touched; I thanked him as best I could. His tone was so +sympathetic and before I realized it I was telling him the whole +story--of Archie and his letter; of my falling in love with a garden; of +the startling discovery that the captain had never heard of his cousin; +and of my subsequent unpleasant position. He leaned back in his chair +and closed his eyes. + +"I suppose," he said, "that no man ever carries an unsealed letter of +introduction without opening it to read just what praises have been +lavished upon him. It is human nature--I have done it often. May I make +so bold as to inquire--" + +"Yes," said I. "It was unsealed and I did read it. Considering its +purpose, it struck me as rather long. There were many warm words for +me--words beyond all reason in view of my brief acquaintance with +Enwright. I also recall that he mentioned how long he had been in +Interlaken, and that he said he expected to reach London about the first +of August." + +"The first of August," repeated the colonel. "That is to-morrow. Now--if +you'll be so kind--just what happened last night?" + +Again I ran over the events of that tragic evening--the quarrel; the +heavy figure in the hall; the escape by way of the seldom-used gate. + +"My boy," said Colonel Hughes as he rose to go, "the threads of this +tragedy stretch far--some of them to India; some to a country I will not +name. I may say frankly that I have other and greater interest in the +matter than that of the captain's friend. For the present that is in +strict confidence between us; the police are well-meaning, but they +sometimes blunder. Did I understand you to say that you have copies of +the Mail containing those odd messages?" + +"Right here in my desk," said I. I got them for him. + +"I think I shall take them--if I may," he said. "You will, of course, +not mention this little visit of mine. We shall meet again. Good +morning." + +And he went away, carrying those papers with their strange signals to +Rangoon. + +Somehow I feel wonderfully cheered by his call. For the first time since +seven last evening I begin to breathe freely again. + +And so, lady who likes mystery, the matter stands on the afternoon of +the last day of July, nineteen hundred and fourteen. + +I shall mail you this letter to-night. It is my third to you, and it +carries with it three times the dreams that went with the first; for +they are dreams that live not only at night, when the moon is on the +courtyard, but also in the bright light of day. + +Yes--I am remarkably cheered. I realize that I have not eaten at +all--save a cup of coffee from the trembling hand of Walters--since +last night, at Simpson's. I am going now to dine. I shall begin with +grapefruit. I realize that I am suddenly very fond of grapefruit. + +How bromidic to note it--we have many tastes in common! + +EX-STRAWBERRY MAN. + + +The third letter from her correspondent of the Agony Column increased +in the mind of the lovely young woman at the Carlton the excitement and +tension the second had created. For a long time, on the Saturday morning +of its receipt, she sat in her room puzzling over the mystery of +the house in Adelphi Terrace. When first she had heard that Captain +Fraser-Freer, of the Indian Army, was dead of a knife wound over the +heart, the news had shocked her like that of the loss of some old +and dear friend. She had desired passionately the apprehension of his +murderer, and had turned over and over in her mind the possibilities of +white asters, a scarab pin and a Homburg hat. + +Perhaps the girl longed for the arrest of the guilty man thus keenly +because this jaunty young friend of hers--a friend whose name she did +not know--to whom, indeed, she had never spoken--was so dangerously +entangled in the affair. For, from what she knew of Geoffrey West, from +her casual glance in the restaurant and, far more, from his letters, she +liked him extremely. + +And now came his third letter, in which he related the connection of +that hat, that pin and those asters with the column in the Mail which +had first brought them together. As it happened, she, too, had copies +of the paper for the first four days of the week. She went to her +sitting-room, unearthed these copies, and--gasped! For from the +column in Monday's paper stared up at her the cryptic words to Rangoon +concerning asters in a garden at Canterbury. In the other three issues +as well, she found the identical messages her strawberry man had quoted. +She sat for a moment in deep thought; sat, in fact, until at her door +came the enraged knocking of a hungry parent who had been waiting a full +hour in the lobby below for her to join him at breakfast. + +"Come, come!" boomed her father, entering at her invitation. "Don't sit +here all day mooning. I'm hungry if you're not." + +With quick apologies she made ready to accompany him down-stairs. +Firmly, as she planned their campaign for the day, she resolved to put +from her mind all thought of Adelphi Terrace. How well she succeeded +may be judged from a speech made by her father that night just before +dinner: + +"Have you lost your tongue, Marian? You're as uncommunicative as a +newly-elected office-holder. If you can't get a little more life into +these expeditions of ours we'll pack up and head for home." + +She smiled, patted his shoulder and promised to improve. But he appeared +to be in a gloomy mood. + +"I believe we ought to go, anyhow," he went on. "In my opinion this war +is going to spread like a prairie fire. The Kaiser got back to Berlin +yesterday. He'll sign the mobilization orders to-day as sure as fate. +For the past week, on the Berlin Bourse, Canadian Pacific stock has been +dropping. That means they expect England to come in." + +He gazed darkly into the future. It may seem that, for an American +statesman, he had an unusual grasp of European politics. This is easily +explained by the fact that he had been talking with the bootblack at the +Carlton Hotel. + +"Yes," he said with sudden decision, "I'll go down to the steamship +offices early Monday morning." + + + +CHAPTER V + +His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart. She had a most +unhappy picture of herself boarding a ship and sailing out of Liverpool +or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts +forever unsolved. Wisely she diverted her father's thoughts toward +the question of food. She had heard, she said, that Simpson's, in the +Strand, was an excellent place to dine. They would go there, and walk. +She suggested a short detour that would carry them through Adelphi +Terrace. It seemed she had always wanted to see Adelphi Terrace. + +As they passed through that silent Street she sought to guess, from an +inspection of the grim forbidding house fronts, back of which lay the +lovely garden, the romantic mystery. But the houses were so very much +like one another. Before one of them, she noted, a taxi waited. + +After dinner her father pleaded for a music-hall as against what he +called "some highfaluting, teacup English play." He won. Late that +night, as they rode back to the Carlton, special editions were being +proclaimed in the streets. Germany was mobilizing! + +The girl from Texas retired, wondering what epistolary surprise the +morning would bring forth. It brought forth this: + +DEAR DAUGHTER OF THE SENATE: Or is it Congress? I could not quite +decide. But surely in one or the other of those august bodies your +father sits when he is not at home in Texas or viewing Europe through +his daughter's eyes. One look at him and I had gathered that. + +But Washington is far from London, isn't it? And it is London that +interests us most--though father's constituents must not know that. It +is really a wonderful, an astounding city, once you have got the feel of +the tourist out of your soul. I have been reading the most enthralling +essays on it, written by a newspaper man who first fell desperately +in love with it at seven--an age when the whole glittering town was +symbolized for him by the fried-fish shop at the corner of the High +Street. With him I have been going through its gray and furtive +thoroughfares in the dead of night, and sometimes we have kicked an +ash-barrel and sometimes a romance. Some day I might show that London +to you--guarding you, of course, from the ash-barrels, if you are that +kind. On second thoughts, you aren't. But I know that it is of Adelphi +Terrace and a late captain in the Indian Army that you want to hear now. +Yesterday, after my discovery of those messages in the Mail and the call +of Captain Hughes, passed without incident. Last night I mailed you my +third letter, and after wandering for a time amid the alternate glare +and gloom of the city, I went back to my rooms and smoked on my balcony +while about me the inmates of six million homes sweltered in the heat. +Nothing happened. I felt a bit disappointed, a bit cheated, as one might +feel on the first night spent at home after many successive visits to +exciting plays. To-day, the first of August dawned, and still all was +quiet. Indeed, it was not until this evening that further developments +in the sudden death of Captain Fraser-Freer arrived to disturb me. These +developments are strange ones surely, and I shall hasten to relate them. + +I dined to-night at a little place in Soho. My waiter was Italian, and +on him I amused myself with the Italian in Ten Lessons of which I am +foolishly proud. We talked of Fiesole, where he had lived. Once I rode +from Fiesole down the hill to Florence in the moonlight. I remember +endless walls on which hung roses, fresh and blooming. I remember a +gaunt nunnery and two-gray-robed sisters clanging shut the gates. +I remember the searchlight from the military encampment, playing +constantly over the Arno and the roofs--the eye of Mars that, here in +Europe, never closes. And always the flowers nodding above me, stooping +now and then to brush my face. I came to think that at the end Paradise, +and not a second-rate hotel, was waiting. One may still take that ride, +I fancy. Some day--some day-- + +I dined in Soho. I came back to Adelphi Terrace in the hot, reeking +August dusk, reflecting that the mystery in which I was involved was, +after a fashion, standing still. In front of our house I noticed a taxi +waiting. I thought nothing of it as I entered the murky hallway and +climbed the familiar stairs. + +My door stood open. It was dark in my study, save for the reflection of +the lights of London outside. As I crossed the threshold there came to +my nostrils the faint sweet perfume of lilacs. There are no lilacs in +our garden, and if there were it is not the season. No, this perfume had +been brought there by a woman--a woman who sat at my desk and raised her +head as I entered. + +"You will pardon this intrusion," she said in the correct careful +English of one who has learned the speech from a book. "I have come for +a brief word with you--then I shall go." + +I could think of nothing to say. I stood gaping like a schoolboy. + +"My word," the woman went on, "is in the nature of advice. We do not +always like those who give us advice. None the less, I trust that you +will listen." + +I found my tongue then. + +"I am listening," I said stupidly. "But first--a light--" And I moved +toward the matches on the mantelpiece. + +Quickly the woman rose and faced me. I saw then that she wore a +veil--not a heavy veil, but a fluffy, attractive thing that was yet +sufficient to screen her features from me. + +"I beg of you," she cried, "no light!" And as I paused, undecided, she +added, in a tone which suggested lips that pout: "It is such a little +thing to ask--surely you will not refuse." + +I suppose I should have insisted. But her voice was charming, her manner +perfect, and that odor of lilacs reminiscent of a garden I knew long +ago, at home. + +"Very well," said I. + +"Oh--I am grateful to you," she answered. Her tone changed. "I +understand that, shortly after seven o'clock last Thursday evening, you +heard in the room above you the sounds of a struggle. Such has been your +testimony to the police?" + +"It has," said I. + +"Are you quite certain as to the hour?" I felt that she was smiling at +me. "Might it not have been later--or earlier?" + +"I am sure it was just after seven," I replied. "I'll tell you why: I +had just returned from dinner and while I was unlocking the door Big Ben +on the House of Parliament struck--" + +She raised her hand. + +"No matter," she said, and there was a touch of iron in her voice. +"You are no longer sure of that. Thinking it over, you have come to the +conclusion that it may have been barely six-thirty when you heard the +noise of a struggle." + +"Indeed?" said I. I tried to sound sarcastic, but I was really too +astonished by her tone. + +"Yes--indeed!" she replied. "That is what you will tell Inspector Bray +when next you see him. 'It may have been six-thirty,' you will tell him. +'I have thought it over and I am not certain.'" + +"Even for a very charming lady," I said "I can not misrepresent the +facts in a matter so important. It was after seven--" + +"I am not asking you to do a favor for a lady," she replied. "I am +asking you to do a favor for yourself. If you refuse the consequences +may be most unpleasant." + +"I'm rather at a loss--" I began. + +She was silent for a moment. Then she turned and I felt her looking at +me through the veil. + +"Who was Archibald Enwright?" she demanded. My heart sank. I recognized +the weapon in her hands. "The police," she went on, "do not yet know +that the letter of introduction you brought to the captain was signed by +a man who addressed Fraser-Freer as Dear Cousin, but who is completely +unknown to the family. Once that information reaches Scotland Yard, your +chance of escaping arrest is slim. + +"They may not be able to fasten this crime upon you, but there will be +complications most distasteful. One's liberty is well worth keeping--and +then, too, before the case ends, there will be wide publicity--" + +"'Well?" said I. + +"That is why you are going to suffer a lapse of memory in the matter of +the hour at which you heard that struggle. As you think it over, it +is going to occur to you that it may have been six-thirty, not seven. +Otherwise--" + +"Go on." + +"Otherwise the letter of introduction you gave to the captain will be +sent anonymously to Inspector Bray." + +"You have that letter!" I cried. + +"Not I," she answered. "But it will be sent to Bray. It will be pointed +out to him that you were posing under false colors. You could not +escape!" + +I was most uncomfortable. The net of suspicion seemed closing in about +me. But I was resentful, too, of the confidence in this woman's voice. + +"None the less," said I, "I refuse to change my testimony. The truth is +the truth--" + +The woman had moved to the door. She turned. + +"To-morrow," she replied, "it is not unlikely you will see Inspector +Bray. As I said, I came here to give you advice. You had better take it. +What does it matter--a half-hour this way or that? And the difference is +prison for you. Good night." + +She was gone. I followed into the hall. Below, in the street, I heard +the rattle of her taxi. + +I went back into my room and sat down. I was upset, and no mistake. +Outside my windows the continuous symphony of the city played on--the +busses, the trains, the never-silent voices. I gazed out. What a +tremendous acreage of dank brick houses and dank British souls! I felt +horribly alone. I may add that I felt a bit frightened, as though that +great city were slowly closing in on me. + +Who was this woman of mystery? What place had she held in the life--and +perhaps in the death--of Captain Fraser-Freer? Why should she come +boldly to my rooms to make her impossible demand? + +I resolved that, even at the risk of my own comfort, I would stick to +the truth. And to that resolve I would have clung had I not shortly +received another visit--this one far more inexplicable, far more +surprising, than the first. + +It was about nine o'clock when Walters tapped at my door and told me +two gentlemen wished to see me. A moment later into my study walked +Lieutenant Norman Fraser-Freer and a fine old gentleman with a face that +suggested some faded portrait hanging on an aristocrat's wall. I had +never seen him before. + +"I hope it is quite convenient for you to see us," said young +Fraser-Freer. + +I assured him that it was. The boy's face was drawn and haggard; there +was terrible suffering in his eyes, yet about him hung, like a halo, the +glory of a great resolution. + +"May I present my father?" he said. "General Fraser-Freer, retired. We +have come on a matter of supreme importance--" + +The old man muttered something I could not catch. I could see that +he had been hard hit by the loss of his elder son. I asked them to be +seated; the general complied, but the boy walked the floor in a manner +most distressing. + +"I shall not be long," he remarked. "Nor at a time like this is one in +the mood to be diplomatic. I will only say, sir, that we have come to +ask of you a great--a very great favor indeed. You may not see fit to +grant it. If that is the case we can not well reproach you. But if you +can--" + +"It is a great favor, sir!" broke in the general. "And I am in the odd +position where I do not know whether you will serve me best by granting +it or by refusing to do so." + +"Father--please--if you don't mind--" The boy's voice was kindly but +determined. He turned to me. + +"Sir--you have testified to the police that it was a bit past seven when +you heard in the room above the sounds of the struggle which--which--You +understand." + +In view of the mission of the caller who had departed a scant hour +previously, the boy's question startled me. + +"Such was my testimony," I answered. "It was the truth." + +"Naturally," said Lieutenant Fraser-Freer. "But--er--as a matter of +fact, we are here to ask that you alter your testimony. Could you, as a +favor to us who have suffered so cruel a loss--a favor we should never +forget--could you not make the hour of that struggle half after six?" + +I was quite overwhelmed. + +"Your--reasons?" I managed at last to ask. + +"I am not able to give them to you in full," the boy answered. "I can +only say this: It happens that at seven o'clock last Thursday night I +was dining with friends at the Savoy--friends who would not be likely to +forget the occasion." + +The old general leaped to his feet. + +"Norman," he cried, "I can not let you do this thing! I simply will +not--" + +"Hush, father," said the boy wearily. "We have threshed it all out. You +have promised--" + +The old man sank back into the chair and buried his face in his hands. + +"If you are willing to change your testimony," young Fraser-Freer went +on to me, "I shall at once confess to the police that it was I who--who +murdered my brother. They suspect me. They know that late last Thursday +afternoon I purchased a revolver, for which, they believe, at the last +moment I substituted the knife. They know that I was in debt to him; +that we had quarreled about money matters; that by his death I, and I +alone, could profit." + +He broke off suddenly and came toward me, holding out his arms with a +pleading gesture I can never forget. + +"Do this for me!" he cried. "Let me confess! Let me end this whole +horrible business here and now." + +Surely no man had ever to answer such an appeal before. + +"Why?" I found myself saying, and over and over I repeated it--"Why? +Why?" + +The lieutenant faced me, and I hope never again to see such a look in a +man's eyes. + +"I loved him!" he cried. "That is why. For his honor, for the honor of +our family, I am making this request of you. Believe me, it is not easy. +I can tell you no more than that. You knew my brother?" + +"Slightly." + +"Then, for his sake--do this thing I ask." + +"But--murder--" + +"You heard the sounds of a struggle. I shall say that we quarreled--that +I struck in self-defense." He turned to his father. "It will mean only +a few years in prison--I can bear that!" he cried. "For the honor of our +name!" + +The old man groaned, but did not raise his head. The boy walked back +and forth over my faded carpet like a lion caged. I stood wondering what +answer I should make. + +"I know what you are thinking," said the lieutenant. "You can not credit +your ears. But you have heard correctly. And now--as you might put +it--it is up to you. I have been in your country." He smiled pitifully. +"I think I know you Americans. You are not the sort to refuse a man when +he is sore beset--as I am." + +I looked from him to the general and back again. + +"I must think this over," I answered, my mind going at once to Colonel +Hughes. "Later--say to-morrow--you shall have my decision." + +"To-morrow," said the boy, "we shall both be called before Inspector +Bray. I shall know your answer then--and I hope with all my heart it +will be yes." + +There were a few mumbled words of farewell and he and the broken old man +went out. As soon as the street door closed behind them I hurried to the +telephone and called a number Colonel Hughes had given me. It was with a +feeling of relief that I heard his voice come back over the wire. I told +him I must see him at once. He replied that by a singular chance he had +been on the point of starting for my rooms. + +In the half-hour that elapsed before the coming of the colonel I walked +about like a man in a trance. He was barely inside my door when I began +pouring out to him the story of those two remarkable visits. He made +little comment on the woman's call beyond asking me whether I could +describe her; and he smiled when I mentioned lilac perfume. At mention +of young Fraser-Freer's preposterous request he whistled. + +"By gad!" he said. "Interesting--most interesting! I am not surprised, +however. That boy has the stuff in him." + +"But what shall I do?" I demanded. + +Colonel Hughes smiled. + +"It makes little difference what you do," he said. "Norman Fraser-Freer +did not kill his brother, and that will be proved in due time." He +considered for a moment. "Bray no doubt would be glad to have you alter +your testimony, since he is trying to fasten the crime on the young +lieutenant. On the whole, if I were you, I think that when the +opportunity comes to-morrow I should humor the inspector." + +"You mean--tell him I am no longer certain as to the hour of that +struggle?" + +"Precisely. I give you my word that young Fraser-Freer will not be +permanently incriminated by such an act on your part. And incidentally +you will be aiding me." + +"Very well," said I. "But I don't understand this at all." + +"No--of course not. I wish I could explain to you; but I can not. I +will say this--the death of Captain Fraser-Freer is regarded as a most +significant thing by the War Office. Thus it happens that two distinct +hunts for his assassin are under way--one conducted by Bray, the other +by me. Bray does not suspect that I am working on the case and I want to +keep him in the dark as long as possible. You may choose which of these +investigations you wish to be identified with." + +"I think," said I, "that I prefer you to Bray." + +"Good boy!" he answered. "You have not gone wrong. And you can do me a +service this evening, which is why I was on the point of coming here, +even before you telephoned me. I take it that you remember and could +identify the chap who called himself Archibald Enwright--the man who +gave you that letter to the captain?" + +"I surely could," said I. + +"Then, if you can spare me an hour, get your hat." + +And so it happens, lady of the Carlton, that I have just been to +Limehouse. You do not know where Limehouse is and I trust you never +will. It is picturesque; it is revolting; it is colorful and wicked. The +weird odors of it still fill my nostrils; the sinister portrait of it is +still before my eyes. It is the Chinatown of London--Limehouse. Down +in the dregs of the town--with West India Dock Road for its spinal +column--it lies, redolent of ways that are dark and tricks that are +vain. Not only the heathen Chinee so peculiar shuffles through its +dim-lit alleys, but the scum of the earth, of many colors and of many +climes. The Arab and the Hindu, the Malayan and the Jap, black men from +the Congo and fair men from Scandinavia--these you may meet there--the +outpourings of all the ships that sail the Seven Seas. There many +drunken beasts, with their pay in their pockets, seek each his favorite +sin; and for those who love most the opium, there is, at all too regular +intervals, the Sign of the Open Lamp. + +We went there, Colonel Hughes and I. Up and down the narrow Causeway, +yellow at intervals with the light from gloomy shops, dark mostly +because of tightly closed shutters through which only thin jets found +their way, we walked until we came and stood at last in shadow outside +the black doorway of Harry San Li's so-called restaurant. We waited ten, +fifteen minutes; then a man came down the Causeway and paused before +that door. There was something familiar in his jaunty walk. Then the +faint glow of the lamp that was the indication of Harry San's real +business lit his pale face, and I knew that I had seen him last in +the cool evening at Interlaken, where Limehouse could not have lived a +moment, with the Jungfrau frowning down upon it. + +"Enwright?" whispered Hughes. + +"Not a doubt of it!" said I. + +"Good!" he replied with fervor. + +And now another man shuffled down the street and stood suddenly straight +and waiting before the colonel. + +"Stay with him," said Hughes softly. "Don't let him get out of your +sight." + +"Very good, sir," said the man; and, saluting, he passed on up the +stairs and whistled softly at that black depressing door. + +The clock above the Millwall Docks was striking eleven as the colonel +and I caught a bus that should carry us back to a brighter, happier +London. Hughes spoke but seldom on that ride; and, repeating his advice +that I humor Inspector Bray on the morrow, he left me in the Strand. + +So, my lady, here I sit in my study, waiting for that most important day +that is shortly to dawn. A full evening, you must admit. A woman with +the perfume of lilacs about her has threatened that unless I lie I shall +encounter consequences most unpleasant. A handsome young lieutenant has +begged me to tell that same lie for the honor of his family, and thus +condemn him to certain arrest and imprisonment. And I have been +down into hell, to-night and seen Archibald Enwright, of Interlaken, +conniving with the devil. + +I presume I should go to bed; but I know I can not sleep. To-morrow +is to be, beyond all question, a red-letter day in the matter of the +captain's murder. And once again, against my will, I am down to play a +leading part. + +The symphony of this great, gray, sad city is a mere hum in the distance +now, for it is nearly midnight. I shall mail this letter to you--post +it, I should say, since I am in London--and then I shall wait in my dim +rooms for the dawn. And as I wait I shall be thinking not always of +the captain, or his brother, or Hughes, or Limehouse and Enwright, but +often--oh, very often--of you. + +In my last letter I scoffed at the idea of a great war. But when we +came back from Limehouse to-night the papers told us that the Kaiser had +signed the order to mobilize. Austria in; Serbia in; Germany, Russia +and France in. Hughes tells me that England is shortly to follow, and +I suppose there is no doubt of it. It is a frightful thing--this future +that looms before us; and I pray that for you at least it may hold only +happiness. + +For, my lady, when I write good night, I speak it aloud as I write; and +there is in my voice more than I dare tell you of now. + +THE AGONY COLUMN MAN. + + +Not unwelcome to the violet eyes of the girl from Texas were the last +words of this letter, read in her room that Sunday morning. But the +lines predicting England's early entrance into the war recalled to her +mind a most undesirable contingency. On the previous night, when the war +extras came out confirming the forecast of his favorite bootblack, her +usually calm father had shown signs of panic. He was not a man slow +to act. And she knew that, putty though he was in her hands in matters +which he did not regard as important, he could also be firm where he +thought firmness necessary. America looked even better to him than +usual, and he had made up his mind to go there immediately. There was no +use in arguing with him. + +At this point came a knock at her door and her father entered. One look +at his face--red, perspiring and decidedly unhappy--served to cheer his +daughter. + +"Been down to the steamship offices," he panted, mopping his bald head. +"They're open to-day, just like it was a week day--but they might as +well be closed. There's nothing doing. Every boat's booked up to the +rails; we can't get out of here for two weeks--maybe more." + +"I'm sorry," said his daughter. + +"No, you ain't! You're delighted! You think it's romantic to get caught +like this. Wish I had the enthusiasm of youth." He fanned himself with a +newspaper. "Lucky I went over to the express office yesterday and loaded +up on gold. I reckon when the blow falls it'll be tolerable hard to cash +checks in this man's town." + +"That was a good idea." + +"Ready for breakfast?" he inquired. + +"Quite ready," she smiled. + +They went below, she humming a song from a revue, while he glared at +her. She was very glad they were to be in London a little longer. She +felt she could not go, with that mystery still unsolved. + + + +CHAPTER VI + +The last peace Sunday London was to know in many weary months went by, +a tense and anxious day. Early on Monday the fifth letter from the young +man of the Agony Column arrived, and when the girl from Texas read it +she knew that under no circumstances could she leave London now. + +It ran: + +DEAR LADY FROM HOME: I call you that because the word home has for me, +this hot afternoon in London, about the sweetest sound word ever had. I +can see, when I close my eyes, Broadway at midday; Fifth Avenue, gay and +colorful, even with all the best people away; Washington Square, cool +under the trees, lovely and desirable despite the presence everywhere of +alien neighbors from the district to the South. I long for home with an +ardent longing; never was London so cruel, so hopeless, so drab, in my +eyes. For, as I write this, a constable sits at my elbow, and he and +I are shortly to start for Scotland Yard. I have been arrested as a +suspect in the case of Captain Fraser-Freer's murder! + +I predicted last night that this was to be a red-letter day in the +history of that case, and I also saw myself an unwilling actor in the +drama. But little did I suspect the series of astonishing events that +was to come with the morning; little did I dream that the net I have +been dreading would to-day engulf me. I can scarcely blame Inspector +Bray for holding me; what I can not understand is why Colonel Hughes-- + +But you want, of course, the whole story from the beginning; and I shall +give it to you. At eleven o'clock this morning a constable called on +me at my rooms and informed me that I was wanted at once by the Chief +Inspector at the Yard. + +We climbed--the constable and I--a narrow stone stairway somewhere at +the back of New Scotland Yard, and so came to the inspector's room. +Bray was waiting for us, smiling and confident. I remember--silly as the +detail is--that he wore in his buttonhole a white rose. His manner of +greeting me was more genial than usual. He began by informing me that +the police had apprehended the man who, they believed, was guilty of the +captain's murder. + +"There is one detail to be cleared up," he said. "You told me the other +night that it was shortly after seven o'clock when you heard the sounds +of struggle in the room above you. You were somewhat excited at the +time, and under similar circumstances men have been known to make +mistakes. Have you considered the matter since? Is it not possible that +you were in error in regard to the hour?" + +I recalled Hughes' advice to humor the inspector; and I said that, +having thought it over, I was not quite sure. It might have been earlier +than seven--say six-thirty. + +"Exactly," said Bray. He seemed rather pleased. "The natural stress +of the moment--I understand. Wilkinson, bring in your prisoner. The +constable addressed turned and left the room, coming back a moment later +with Lieutenant Norman Fraser-Freer. The boy was pale; I could see at a +glance that he had not slept for several nights. + +"Lieutenant," said Bray very sharply, "will you tell me--is it true that +your brother, the late captain, had loaned you a large sum of money a +year or so ago?" + +"Quite true," answered the lieutenant in a low voice. + +"You and he had quarreled about the amount of money you spent?" + +"Yes." + +"By his death you became the sole heir of your father, the general. Your +position with the money-lenders was quite altered. Am I right?" + +"I fancy so." + +"Last Thursday afternoon you went to the Army and Navy Stores and +purchased a revolver. You already had your service weapon, but to shoot +a man with a bullet from that would be to make the hunt of the police +for the murderer absurdly simple." + +The boy made no answer. + +"Let us suppose," Bray went on, "that last Thursday evening at half +after six you called on your brother in his rooms at Adelphi Terrace. +There was an argument about money. You became enraged. You saw him and +him alone between you and the fortune you needed so badly. Then--I am +only supposing--you noticed on his table an odd knife he had brought +from India--safer--more silent--than a gun. You seized it--" + +"Why suppose?" the boy broke in. "I'm not trying to conceal anything. +You're right--I did it! I killed my brother! Now let us get the whole +business over as soon as may be." + +Into the face of Inspector Bray there came at that moment a look that +has puzzling me ever since--a look that has recurred to my mind again +and again,--in the stress and storm of this eventful day. It was only +too evident that this confession came to him as a shock. I presume so +easy a victory seemed hollow to him; he was wishing the boy had put up a +fight. Policemen are probably like that. + +"My boy," he said, "I am sorry for you. My course is clear. If you will +go with one of my men--" + +It was at this point that the door of the inspector's room opened and +Colonel Hughes, cool and smiling, walked in. Bray chuckled at sight of +the military man. + +"Ah, Colonel," he cried, "you make a good entrance! This morning, when I +discovered that I had the honor of having you associated with me in the +search for the captain's murderer, you were foolish enough to make a +little wager--" + +"I remember," Hughes answered. "A scarab pin against--a Homburg hat." + +"Precisely," said Bray. "You wagered that you, and not I, would discover +the guilty man. Well, Colonel, you owe me a scarab. Lieutenant Norman +Fraser-Freer has just told me that he killed his brother, and I was on +the point of taking down his full confession." + +"Indeed!" replied Hughes calmly. "Interesting--most interesting! But +before we consider the wager lost--before you force the lieutenant to +confess in full--I should like the floor." + +"Certainly," smiled Bray. + +"When you were kind enough to let me have two of your men this morning," +said Hughes, "I told you I contemplated the arrest of a lady. I have +brought that lady to Scotland Yard with me." He stepped to the +door, opened it and beckoned. A tall, blonde handsome woman of about +thirty-five entered; and instantly to my nostrils came the pronounced +odor of lilacs. "Allow me, Inspector," went on the colonel, "to +introduce to you the Countess Sophie de Graf, late of Berlin, late of +Delhi and Rangoon, now of 17 Leitrim Grove, Battersea Park Road." + +The woman faced Bray; and there was a terrified, hunted look in her +eyes. + +"You are the inspector?" she asked. + +"I am," said Bray. + +"And a man--I can see that," she went on, her flashing angrily at +Hughes. "I appeal to you to protect me from the brutal questioning of +this--this fiend." + +"You are hardly complimentary, Countess," Hughes smiled. "But I am +willing to forgive you if you will tell the inspector the story that you +have recently related to me." + +The woman shut her lips tightly and for a long moment gazed into the +eyes of Inspector Bray. + +"He"--she said at last, nodding in the direction of Colonel Hughes--"he +got it out of me--how, I don't know." + +"Got what out of you?" Bray's little eyes were blinking. + +"At six-thirty o'clock last Thursday evening," said the woman, "I went +to the rooms of Captain Fraser-Freer, in Adelphi Terrace. An argument +arose. I seized from his table an Indian dagger that was lying there--I +stabbed him just above the heart!" + +In that room in Scotland Yard a tense silence fell. For the first time +we were all conscious of a tiny clock on the inspector's desk, for it +ticked now with a loudness sudden and startling. I gazed at the faces +about me. Bray's showed a momentary surprise--then the mask fell again. +Lieutenant Fraser-Freer was plainly amazed. On the face of Colonel +Hughes I saw what struck me as an open sneer. + +"Go on, Countess," he smiled. + +She shrugged her shoulders and turned toward him a disdainful back. Her +eyes were all for Bray. + +"It's very brief, the story," she said hastily--I thought almost +apologetically. "I had known the captain in Rangoon. My husband was in +business there--an exporter of rice--and Captain Fraser-Freer came often +to our house. We--he was a charming man, the captain--" + +"Go on!" ordered Hughes. + +"We fell desperately in love," said the countess. "When he returned +to England, though supposedly on a furlough, he told me he would never +return to Rangoon. He expected a transfer to Egypt. So it was arranged +that I should desert my husband and follow on the next boat. I did +so--believing in the captain--thinking he really cared for me--I gave up +everything for him. And then--" + +Her voice broke and she took out a handkerchief. Again that odor of +lilacs in the room. + +"For a time I saw the captain often in London; and then I began to +notice a change. Back among his own kind, with the lonely days in +India a mere memory--he seemed no longer to--to care for me. Then--last +Thursday morning--he called on me to tell me that he was through; that +he would never see me again--in fact, that he was to marry a girl of his +own people who had been waiting--" + +The woman looked piteously about at us. + +"I was desperate," she pleaded. "I had given up all that life held +for me--given it up for a man who now looked at me coldly and spoke +of marrying another. Can you wonder that I went in the evening to his +rooms--went to plead with him--to beg, almost on my knees? It was no +use. He was done with me--he said that over and over. Overwhelmed with +blind rage and despair, I snatched up that knife from the table and +plunged it into his heart. At once I was filled with remorse. I--" + +"One moment," broke in Hughes. "You may keep the details of your +subsequent actions until later. I should like to compliment you, +Countess. You tell it better each time." + +He came over and faced Bray. I thought there was a distinct note of +hostility in his voice. + +"Checkmate, Inspector!" he said. Bray made no reply. He sat there +staring up at the colonel, his face turned to stone. + +"The scarab pin," went on Hughes, "is not yet forthcoming. We are tied +for honors, my friend. You have your confession, but I have one to match +it." + +"All this is beyond me," snapped Bray. + +"A bit beyond me, too," the colonel answered. "Here are two people who +wish us to believe that on the evening of Thursday last, at half after +six of the clock, each sought out Captain Fraser-Freer in his rooms and +murdered him." + +He walked to the window and then wheeled dramatically. + +"The strangest part of it all is," he added, "that at six-thirty +o'clock last Thursday evening, at an obscure restaurant in +Soho--Frigacci's--these two people were having tea together!" + +I must admit that, as the colonel calmly offered this information, I +suddenly went limp all over at a realization of the endless maze of +mystery in which we were involved. The woman gave a little cry and +Lieutenant Fraser-Freer leaped to his feet. + +"How the devil do you know that?" he cried. + +"I know it," said Colonel Hughes, "because one of my men happened to be +having tea at a table near by. He happened to be having tea there for +the reason that ever since the arrival of this lady in London, at the +request of--er--friends in India, I have been keeping track of her every +move; just as I kept watch over your late brother, the captain." + +Without a word Lieutenant Fraser-Freer dropped into a chair and buried +his face in his hands. + +"I'm sorry, my son," said Hughes. "Really, I am. You made a heroic +effort to keep the facts from coming out--a man's-size effort it was. +But the War Office knew long before you did that your brother had +succumbed to this woman's lure--that he was serving her and Berlin, and +not his own country, England." + +Fraser-Freer raised his head. When he spoke there was in his voice an +emotion vastly more sincere than that which had moved him when he made +his absurd confession. + +"The game's up," he said. "I have done all I could. This will kill my +father, I am afraid. Ours has been an honorable name, Colonel; you know +that--a long line of military men whose loyalty to their country has +never before been in question. I thought my confession would end the +whole nasty business, that the investigations would stop, and that +I might be able to keep forever unknown this horrible thing about +him--about my brother." + +Colonel Hughes laid his hand on the boy's shoulder, and the latter went +on: "They reached me--those frightful insinuations about Stephen--in a +round about way; and when he came home from India I resolved to watch +him. I saw him go often to the house of this woman. I satisfied myself +that she was the same one involved in the stories coming from Rangoon; +then, under another name, I managed to meet her. I hinted to her that +I myself was none too loyal; not completely, but to a limited extent, +I won her confidence. Gradually I became convinced that my brother was +indeed disloyal to his country, to his name, to us all. It was at +that tea time you have mentioned when I finally made up my mind. I had +already bought a revolver; and, with it in my pocket, I went to the +Savoy for dinner." + +He rose and paced the floor. + +"I left the Savoy early and went to Stephen's rooms. I was resolved to +have it out with him, to put the matter to him bluntly; and if he had +no explanation to give me I intended to kill him then and there. So, you +see, I was guilty in intention if not in reality. I entered his study. +It was filled with strangers. On his sofa I saw my brother Stephen +lying--stabbed above the heart--dead!" There was a moment's silence. +"That is all," said Lieutenant Fraser-Freer. + +"I take it," said Hughes kindly, "that we have finished with the +lieutenant. Eh, Inspector?" + +"Yes," said Bray shortly. "You may go." + +"Thank you," the boy answered. As he went out he said brokenly to +Hughes: "I must find him--my father." + +Bray sat in his chair, staring hard ahead, his jaw thrust out angrily. +Suddenly he turned on Hughes. + +"You don't play fair," he said. "I wasn't told anything of the status of +the captain at the War Office. This is all news to me." + +"Very well," smiled Hughes. "The bet is off if you like." + +"No, by heaven!" Bray cried. "It's still on, and I'll win it yet. A fine +morning's work I suppose you think you've done. But are we any nearer to +finding the murderer? Tell me that." + +"Only a bit nearer, at any rate," replied Hughes suavely. "This lady, of +course, remains in custody." + +"Yes, yes," answered the inspector. "Take her away!" he ordered. + +A constable came forward for the countess and Colonel Hughes gallantly +held open the door. + +"You will have an opportunity, Sophie," he said, "to think up another +story. You are clever--it will not be hard." + +She gave him a black look and went out. Bray got up from his desk. He +and Colonel Hughes stood facing each other across a table, and to +me there was something in the manner of each that suggested eternal +conflict. + +"Well?" sneered Bray. + +"There is one possibility we have overlooked," Hughes answered. He +turned toward me and I was startled by the coldness in his eyes. "Do you +know, Inspector," he went on, "that this American came to London with +a letter of introduction to the captain--a letter from the captain's +cousin, one Archibald Enwright? And do you know that Fraser-Freer had no +cousin of that name?" + +"No!" said Bray. + +"It happens to be the truth," said Hughes. "The American has confessed +as much to me." + +"Then," said Bray to me, and his little blinking eyes were on me with +a narrow calculating glance that sent the shivers up and down my spine, +"you are under arrest. I have exempted you so far because of your friend +at the United States Consulate. That exemption ends now." + +I was thunderstruck. I turned to the colonel, the man who had suggested +that I seek him out if I needed a friend--the man I had looked to to +save me from just such a contingency as this. But his eyes were quite +fishy and unsympathetic. + +"Quite correct, Inspector," he said. "Lock him up!" And as I began +to protest he passed very close to me and spoke in a low voice: "Say +nothing. Wait!" + +I pleaded to be allowed to go back to my rooms, to communicate with my +friends, and pay a visit to our consulate and to the Embassy; and at the +colonel's suggestion Bray agreed to this somewhat irregular course. So +this afternoon I have been abroad with a constable, and while I wrote +this long letter to you he has been fidgeting in my easy chair. Now he +informs me that his patience is exhausted and that I must go at once. So +there is no time to wonder; no time to speculate as to the future, as to +the colonel's sudden turn against me or the promise of his whisper in my +ear. I shall, no doubt, spend the night behind those hideous, forbidding +walls that your guide has pointed out to you as New Scotland Yard. And +when I shall write again, when I shall end this series of letters so +filled with-- + +The constable will not wait. He is as impatient as a child. Surely he is +lying when he says I have kept him here an hour. + +Wherever I am, dear lady, whatever be the end of this amazing tangle, +you may be sure the thought of you--Confound the man! + +YOURS, IN DURANCE VILE. + + +This fifth letter from the young man of the Agony Column arrived at the +Carlton Hotel, as the reader may recall, on Monday morning, August +the third. And it represented to the girl from Texas the climax of the +excitement she had experienced in the matter of the murder in Adelphi +Terrace. The news that her pleasant young friend--whom she did not +know--had been arrested as a suspect in the case, inevitable as it had +seemed for days, came none the less as an unhappy shock. She wondered +whether there was anything she could do to help. She even considered +going to Scotland Yard and, on the ground that her father was a +Congressman from Texas, demanding the immediate release of her +strawberry man. Sensibly, however, she decided that Congressmen from +Texas meant little in the life of the London police. Besides, she night +have difficulty in explaining to that same Congressman how she happened +to know all about a crime that was as yet unmentioned in the newspapers. + +So she reread the latter portion of the fifth letter, which pictured her +hero marched off ingloriously to Scotland Yard and with a worried little +sigh, went below to join her father. + + + +CHAPTER VII + +In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries of +her parent regarding nice points of international law as it concerned +murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck by the odd +nature of these questions had he not been unduly excited about another +matter. + +"I tell you, we've got to get home!" he announced gloomily. "The German +troops are ready at Aix-la-Chapelle for an assault on Liege. Yes, +sir--they're going to strike through Belgium! Know what that means? +England in the war! Labor troubles; suffragette troubles; civil war in +Ireland--these things will melt away as quickly as that snow we had +lastwinter in Texas. They'll go in. It would be national suicide if they +didn't." + +His daughter stared at him. She was unaware that it was the bootblack +at the Carlton he was now quoting. She began to think he knew more about +foreign affairs than she had given him credit for. + +"Yes, sir," he went on; "we've got to travel--fast. This won't be a +healthy neighborhood for non-combatants when the ruction starts. I'm +going if I have to buy a liner!" + +"Nonsense!" said the girl. "This is the chance of a lifetime. I won't +be cheated out of it by a silly old dad. Why, here we are, face to face +with history!" + +"American history is good enough for me," he spread-eagled. "What are +you looking at?" + +"Provincial to the death!" she said thoughtfully. "You old dear--I love +you so! Some of our statesmen over home are going to look pretty foolish +now in the face of things they can't understand, I hope you're not going +to be one of them." + +"Twaddle!" he cried. "I'm going to the steamship offices to-day and +argue as I never argued for a vote." + +His daughter saw that he was determined; and, wise from long experience, +she did not try to dissuade him. + +London that hot Monday was a city on the alert, a city of hearts heavy +with dread. The rumors in one special edition of the papers were denied +in the next and reaffirmed in the next. Men who could look into the +future walked the streets with faces far from happy. Unrest ruled the +town. And it found its echo in the heart of the girl from Texas as she +thought of her young friend of the Agony Column "in durance vile" behind +the frowning walls of Scotland Yard. + +That afternoon her father appeared, with the beaming mien of the victor, +and announced that for a stupendous sum he had bought the tickets of a +man who was to have sailed on the steamship Saronia three days hence. + +"The boat train leaves at ten Thursday morning," he said. "Take your +last look at Europe and be ready." + +Three days! His daughter listened with sinking heart. Could she in three +days' time learn the end of that strange mystery, know the final fate +of the man who had first addressed her so unconventionally in a public +print? Why, at the end of three days he might still be in Scotland Yard, +a prisoner! She could not leave if that were true--she simply could not. +Almost she was on the point of telling her father the story of the whole +affair, confident that she could soothe his anger and enlist his aid. +She decided to wait until the next morning; and, if no letter came +then-- + +But on Tuesday morning a letter did come and the beginning of it brought +pleasant news. The beginning--yes. But the end! This was the letter: + +DEAR ANXIOUS LADY: Is it too much for me to assume that you have been +just that, knowing as you did that I was locked up for the murder of a +captain in the Indian Army, with the evidence all against me and hope a +very still small voice indeed? + +Well, dear lady, be anxious no longer. I have just lived through the +most astounding day of all the astounding days that have been my portion +since last Thursday. And now, in the dusk, I sit again in my rooms, a +free man, and write to you in what peace and quiet I can command after +the startling adventure through which I have recently passed. + +Suspicion no longer points to me; constables no longer eye me; Scotland +Yard is not even slightly interested in me. For the murderer of Captain +Fraser-Freer has been caught at last! + +Sunday night I spent ingloriously in a cell in Scotland Yard. I could +not sleep. I had so much to think of--you, for example, and at intervals +how I might escape from the folds of the net that had closed so tightly +about me. My friend at the consulate, Watson, called on me late in +the evening; and he was very kind. But there was a note lacking in +his voice, and after he was gone the terrible certainty came into my +mind--he believed that I was guilty after all. + +The night passed, and a goodly portion of to-day went by--as the poets +say--with lagging feet. I thought of London, yellow in the sun. I +thought of the Carlton--I suppose there are no more strawberries by this +time. And my waiter--that stiff-backed Prussian--is home in Deutschland +now, I presume, marching with his regiment. I thought of you. + +At three o'clock this afternoon they came for me and I was led back +to the room belonging to Inspector Bray. When I entered, however, +the inspector was not there--only Colonel Hughes, immaculate and +self-possessed, as usual, gazing out the window into the cheerless +stone court. He turned when I entered. I suppose I must have had a most +woebegone appearance, for a look of regret crossed his face. + +"My dear fellow," he cried, "my most humble apologies! I intended to +have you released last night. But, believe me, I have been frightfully +busy." + +I said nothing. What could I say? The fact that he had been busy struck +me as an extremely silly excuse. But the inference that my escape from +the toils of the law was imminent set my heart to thumping. + +"I fear you can never forgive me for throwing you over as I did +yesterday," he went on. "I can only say that it was absolutely +necessary--as you shall shortly understand." + +I thawed a bit. After all, there was an unmistakable sincerity in his +voice and manner. + +"We are waiting for Inspector Bray," continued the colonel. "I take it +you wish to see this thing through?" + +"To the end," I answered. + +"Naturally. The inspector was called away yesterday immediately after +our interview with him. He had business on the Continent, I understand. +But fortunately I managed to reach him at Dover and he has come back +to London. I wanted him, you see, because I have found the murderer of +Captain Fraser-Freer." + +I thrilled to hear that, for from my point of view it was certainly a +consummation devoutly to be wished. The colonel did not speak again. In +a few minutes the door opened and Bray came in. His clothes looked as +though he had slept in them; his little eyes were bloodshot. But in +those eyes there was a fire I shall never forget. Hughes bowed. + +"Good afternoon, Inspector," he said. "I'm really sorry I had to +interrupt you as I did; but I most awfully wanted you to know that you +owe me a Homburg hat." He went closer to the detective. "You see, I have +won that wager. I have found the man who murdered Captain Fraser-Freer." + +Curiously enough, Bray said nothing. He sat down at his desk and idly +glanced through the pile of mail that lay upon it. Finally he looked up +and said in a weary tone: + +"You're very clever, I'm sure, Colonel Hughes." + +"Oh--I wouldn't say that," replied Hughes. "Luck was with me--from the +first. I am really very glad to have been of service in the matter, for +I am convinced that if I had not taken part in the search it would have +gone hard with some innocent man." + +Bray's big pudgy hands still played idly with the mail on his desk. +Hughes went on: "Perhaps, as a clever detective, you will be interested +in the series of events which enabled me to win that Homburg hat? You +have heard, no doubt, that the man I have caught is Von der Herts--ten +years ago the best secret-service man in the employ of the Berlin +government, but for the past few years mysteriously missing from our +line of vision. We've been wondering about him--at the War Office." + +The colonel dropped into a chair, facing Bray. + +"You know Von der Herts, of course?" he remarked casually. + +"Of course," said Bray, still in that dead tired voice. + +"He is the head of that crowd in England," went on Hughes. "Rather a +feather in my cap to get him--but I mustn't boast. Poor Fraser-Freer +would have got him if I hadn't--only Von der Herts had the luck to get +the captain first." + +Bray raised his eyes. + +"You said you were going to tell me--" he began. + +"And so I am," said Hughes. "Captain Fraser-Freer got in rather a +mess in India and failed of promotion. It was suspected that he was +discontented, soured on the Service; and the Countess Sophie de Graf was +set to beguile him with her charms, to kill his loyalty and win him over +to her crowd. + +"It was thought she had succeeded--the Wilhelmstrasse thought so--we at +the War Office thought so, as long as he stayed in India. + +"But when the captain and the woman came on to London we discovered that +we had done him a great injustice. He let us know, when the first chance +offered, that he was trying to redeem himself, to round up a dangerous +band of spies by pretending to be one of them. He said that it was his +mission in London to meet Von der Herts, the greatest of them all; and +that, once he had located this man, we would hear from him again. In the +weeks that followed I continued to keep a watch on the countess; and I +kept track of the captain, too, in a general way, for I'm ashamed to say +I was not quite sure of him." + +The colonel got up and walked to the window; then turned and continued: +"Captain Fraser-Freer and Von der Herts were completely unknown to +each other. The mails were barred as a means of communication; but +Fraser-Freer knew that in some way word from the master would reach him, +and he had had a tip to watch the personal column of the Daily Mail. Now +we have the explanation of those four odd messages. From that column +the man from Rangoon learned that he was to wear a white aster in his +button-hole, a scarab pin in his tie, a Homburg hat on his head, and +meet Von der Herts at Ye Old Gambrinus Restaurant in Regent Street, last +Thursday night at ten o'clock. As we know, he made all arrangements to +comply with those directions. He made other arrangements as well. Since +it was out of the question for him to come to Scotland Yard, by skillful +maneuvering he managed to interview an inspector of police at the Hotel +Cecil. It was agreed that on Thursday night Von der Herts would be +placed under arrest the moment he made himself known to the captain." + +Hughes paused. Bray still idled with his pile of letters, while the +colonel regarded him gravely. + +"Poor Fraser-Freer!" Hughes went on. "Unfortunately for him, Von der +Herts knew almost as soon as did the inspector that a plan was afoot to +trap him. There was but one course open to him: He located the captain's +lodgings, went there at seven that night, and killed a loyal and brave +Englishman where he stood." + +A tense silence filled the room. I sat on the edge of my chair, +wondering just where all this unwinding of the tangle was leading us. + +"I had little, indeed, to work on," went on Hughes. "But I had this +advantage: the spy thought the police, and the police alone, were +seeking the murderer. He was at no pains to throw me off his track, +because he did not suspect that I was on it. For weeks my men had been +watching the countess. I had them continue to do so. I figured that +sooner or later Von der Herts would get in touch with her. I was right. +And when at last I saw with my own eyes the man who must, beyond all +question, be Von der Herts, I was astounded, my dear Inspector, I was +overwhelmed." + +"Yes?" said Bray. + +"I set to work then in earnest to connect him with that night in Adelphi +Terrace. All the finger marks in the captain's study were for some +reason destroyed, but I found others outside, in the dust on that +seldom-used gate which leads from the garden. Without his knowing, +I secured from the man I suspected the imprint of his right thumb. A +comparison was startling. Next I went down into Fleet Street and luckily +managed to get hold of the typewritten copy sent to the Mail bearing +those four messages. I noticed that in these the letter a was out +of alignment. I maneuvered to get a letter written on a typewriter +belonging to my man. The a was out of alignment. Then Archibald +Enwright, a renegade and waster well known to us as serving other +countries, came to England. My man and he met--at Ye Old Gambrinus, in +Regent Street. And finally, on a visit to the lodgings of this man who, +I was now certain, was Von der Herts, under the mattress of his bed I +found this knife." + +And Colonel Hughes threw down upon the inspector's desk the knife from +India that I had last seen in the study of Captain Fraser-Freer. + +"All these points of evidence were in my hands yesterday morning in +this room," Hughes went on. "Still, the answer they gave me was so +unbelievable, so astounding, I was not satisfied; I wanted even stronger +proof. That is why I directed suspicion to my American friend here. I +was waiting. I knew that at last Von der Herts realized the danger he +was in. I felt that if opportunity were offered he would attempt +to escape from England; and then our proofs of his guilt would be +unanswerable, despite his cleverness. True enough, in the afternoon he +secured the release of the countess, and together they started for the +Continent. I was lucky enough to get him at Dover--and glad to let the +lady go on." + +And now, for the first time, the startling truth struck me full in the +face as Hughes smiled down at his victim. + +"Inspector Bray," he said, "or Von der Herts, as you choose, I arrest +you on two counts: First, as the head of the Wilhelmstrasse spy system +in England; second, as the murderer of Captain Fraser-Freer. And, if you +will allow me, I wish to compliment you on your efficiency." + +Bray did not reply for a moment. I sat numb in my chair. Finally the +inspector looked up. He actually tried to smile. + +"You win the hat," he said, "but you must go to Homburg for it. I will +gladly pay all expenses." + +"Thank you," answered Hughes. "I hope to visit your country before long; +but I shall not be occupied with hats. Again I congratulate you. You +were a bit careless, but your position justified that. As head of the +department at Scotland Yard given over to the hunt for spies, precaution +doubtless struck you as unnecessary. How unlucky for poor Fraser-Freer +that it was to you he went to arrange for your own arrest! I got that +information from a clerk at the Cecil. You were quite right, from your +point of view, to kill him. And, as I say, you could afford to be rather +reckless. You had arranged that when the news of his murder came to +Scotland Yard you yourself would be on hand to conduct the search for +the guilty man. A happy situation, was it not?" + +"It seemed so at the time," admitted Bray; and at last I thought I +detected a note of bitterness in his voice. + +"I'm very sorry--really," said Hughes. "To-day, or to-morrow at the +latest, England will enter the war. You know what that means, Von der +Herts. The Tower of London--and a firing squad!" + +Deliberately he walked away from the inspector, and stood facing the +window. Von der Herts was fingering idly that Indian knife which lay on +his desk. With a quick hunted look about the room, he raised his hand; +and before I could leap forward to stop him he had plunged the knife +into his heart. + +Colonel Hughes turned round at my cry, but even at what met his eyes now +that Englishman was imperturbable. + +"Too bad!" he said. "Really too bad! The man had courage and, beyond +all doubt, brains. But--this is most considerate of him. He has saved me +such a lot of trouble." + +The colonel effected my release at once; and he and I walked down +Whitehall together in the bright sun that seemed so good to me after the +bleak walls of the Yard. Again he apologized for turning suspicion my +way the previous day; but I assured him I held no grudge for that. + +"One or two things I do not understand," I said. "That letter I brought +from Interlaken--" + +"Simple enough," he replied. "Enwright--who, by the way, is now in the +Tower--wanted to communicate with Fraser-Freer, who he supposed was a +loyal member of the band. Letters sent by post seemed dangerous. With +your kind assistance he informed the captain of his whereabouts and the +date of his imminent arrival in London. Fraser-Freer, not wanting you +entangled in his plans, eliminated you by denying the existence of this +cousin--the truth, of course." + +"Why," I asked, "did the countess call on me to demand that I alter my +testimony?" + +"Bray sent her. He had rifled Fraser-Freer's desk and he held that +letter from Enwright. He was most anxious to fix the guilt upon the +young lieutenant's head. You and your testimony as to the hour of the +crime stood in the way. He sought to intimidate you with threats--" + +"But--" + +"I know--you are wondering why the countess confessed to me next day. +I had the woman in rather a funk. In the meshes of my rapid-fire +questioning she became hopelessly involved. This was because she was +suddenly terrified she realized I must have been watching her for weeks, +and that perhaps Von der Herts was not so immune from suspicion as he +supposed. At the proper moment I suggested that I might have to take her +to Inspector Bray. This gave her an idea. She made her fake confession +to reach his side; once there, she warned him of his danger and they +fled together." + +We walked along a moment in silence. All about us the lurid special +editions of the afternoon were flaunting their predictions of the horror +to come. The face of the colonel was grave. + +"How long had Von der Herts held his position at the Yard?" I asked. + +"For nearly five years," Hughes answered. + +"It seems incredible," I murmured. + +"So it does," he answered; "but it is only the first of many incredible +things that this war will reveal. Two months from now we shall all have +forgotten it in the face of new revelations far more unbelievable." He +sighed. "If these men about us realized the terrible ordeal that +lies ahead! Misgoverned; unprepared--I shudder at the thought of the +sacrifices we must make, many of them in vain. But I suppose that +somehow, some day, we shall muddle through." + +He bade me good-by in Trafalgar Square, saying that he must at once +seek out the father and brother of the late captain, and tell them the +news--that their kinsman was really loyal to his country. + +"It will come to them as a ray of light in the dark--my news," he said. +"And now, thank you once again." + +We parted and I came back here to my lodgings. The mystery is finally +solved, though in such a way it is difficult to believe that it was +anything but a nightmare at any time. But solved none the less; and I +should be at peace, except for one great black fact that haunts me, will +not let me rest. I must tell you, dear lady--And yet I fear it means the +end of everything. If only I can make you understand! + +I have walked my floor, deep in thought, in puzzlement, in indecision. +Now I have made up my mind. There is no other way--I must tell you the +truth. + +Despite the fact that Bray was Von der Herts; despite the fact that +he killed himself at the discovery--despite this and that, and +everything--Bray did not kill Captain Fraser-Freer! + +On last Thursday evening, at a little after seven o'clock, I myself +climbed the stairs, entered the captain's rooms, picked up that knife +from his desk, and stabbed him just above the heart! + +What provocation I was under, what stern necessity moved me--all this +you must wait until to-morrow to know. I shall spend another anxious day +preparing my defense, hoping that through some miracle of mercy you may +forgive me--understand that there was nothing else I could do. + +Do not judge, dear lady, until you know everything--until all my +evidence is in your lovely hands. + +YOURS, IN ALL HUMILITY. + + +The first few paragraphs of this the sixth and next to the last letter +from the Agony Column man had brought a smile of relief to the face of +the girl who read. She was decidedly glad to learn that her friend no +longer languished back of those gray walls on Victoria Embankment. With +excitement that increased as she went along, she followed Colonel Hughes +as--in the letter--he moved nearer and nearer his denouement, until +finally his finger pointed to Inspector Bray sitting guilty in his +chair. This was an eminently satisfactory solution, and it served the +inspector right for locking up her friend. Then, with the suddenness +of a bomb from a Zeppelin, came, at the end, her strawberry man's +confession of guilt. He was the murderer, after all! He admitted it! She +could scarcely believe her eyes. + +Yet there it was, in ink as violet as those eyes, on the note paper that +had become so familiar to her during the thrilling week just past. She +read it a second time, and yet a third. Her amazement gave way to anger; +her cheeks flamed. Still--he had asked her not to judge until all his +evidence was in. This was a reasonable request surely, and she could not +in fairness refuse to grant it. + + +CHAPTER VIII + +So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for all +London as well. Her father was bursting with new diplomatic secrets +recently extracted from his bootblack adviser. Later, in Washington, he +was destined to be a marked man because of his grasp of the situation +abroad. No one suspected the bootblack, the power behind the throne; +but the gentleman from Texas was destined to think of that able diplomat +many times, and to wish that he still had him at his feet to advise him. + +"War by midnight, sure!" he proclaimed on the morning of this fateful +Tuesday. "I tell you, Marian, we're lucky to have our tickets on the +Saronia. Five thousand dollars wouldn't buy them from me to-day! I'll be +a happy man when we go aboard that liner day after to-morrow." + +Day after to-morrow! The girl wondered. At any rate, she would have that +last letter then--the letter that was to contain whatever defense +her young friend could offer to explain his dastardly act. She waited +eagerly for that final epistle. + +The day dragged on, bringing at its close England's entrance into the +war; and the Carlton bootblack was a prophet not without honor in a +certain Texas heart. And on the following morning there arrived a letter +which was torn open by eager trembling fingers. The letter spoke: + +DEAR LADY JUDGE: This is by far the hardest to write of all the letters +you have had from me. For twenty-four hours I have been planning it. +Last night I walked on the Embankment while the hansoms jogged by and +the lights of the tramcars danced on Westminster Bridge just as the +fireflies used to in the garden back of our house in Kansas. While I +walked I planned. To-day, shut up in my rooms, I was also planning. And +yet now, when I sit down to write, I am still confused; still at a loss +where to begin and what to say, once I have begun. + +At the close of my last letter I confessed to you that it was I who +murdered Captain Fraser-Freer. That is the truth. Soften the blow as I +may, it all comes down to that. The bitter truth! + +Not a week ago--last Thursday night at seven--I climbed our dark stairs +and plunged a knife into the heart of that defenseless gentleman. If +only I could point out to you that he had offended me in some way; if I +could prove to you that his death was necessary to me, as it really +was to Inspector Bray--then there might be some hope of your ultimate +pardon. But, alas! he had been most kind to me--kinder than I have +allowed you to guess from my letters. There was no actual need to do +away with him. Where shall I look for a defense? + +At the moment the only defense I can think of is simply this--the +captain knows I killed him! + +Even as I write this, I hear his footsteps above me, as I heard them +when I sat here composing my first letter to you. He is dressing for +dinner. We are to dine together at Romano's. + +And there, my lady, you have finally the answer to the mystery that +has--I hope--puzzled you. I killed my friend the captain in my second +letter to you, and all the odd developments that followed lived only in +my imagination as I sat here beside the green-shaded lamp in my study, +plotting how I should write seven letters to you that would, as the +novel advertisements say, grip your attention to the very end. Oh, I am +guilty--there is no denying that. And, though I do not wish to ape old +Adam and imply that I was tempted by a lovely woman, a strict regard for +the truth forces me to add that there is also guilt upon your head. +How so? Go back to that message you inserted in the Daily Mail: "The +grapefruit lady's great fondness for mystery and romance--" + +You did not know it, of course; but in those words you passed me a +challenge I could not resist; for making plots is the business of +life--more, the breath of life--to me. I have made many; and perhaps you +have followed some of them, on Broadway. Perhaps you have seen a play of +mine announced for early production in London. There was mention of it +in the program at the Palace. That was the business which kept me in +England. The project has been abandoned now and I am free to go back +home. + +Thus you see that when you granted me the privilege of those seven +letters you played into my hands. So, said I, she longs for mystery and +romance. Then, by the Lord Harry, she shall have them! + +And it was the tramp of Captain Fraser-Freer's boots above my head that +showed me the way. A fine, stalwart, cordial fellow--the captain--who +has been very kind to me since I presented my letter of introduction +from his cousin, Archibald Enwright. Poor Archie! A meek, correct little +soul, who would be horrified beyond expression if he knew that of him I +had made a spy and a frequenter of Limehouse! + +The dim beginnings of the plot were in my mind when I wrote that first +letter, suggesting that all was not regular in the matter of Archie's +note of introduction. Before I wrote my second, I knew that nothing but +the death of Fraser-Freer would do me. I recalled that Indian knife I +had seen upon his desk, and from that moment he was doomed. At that +time I had no idea how I should solve the mystery. But I had read and +wondered at those four strange messages in the Mail, and I resolved that +they must figure in the scheme of things. + +The fourth letter presented difficulties until I returned from dinner +that night and saw a taxi waiting before our quiet house. Hence +the visit of the woman with the lilac perfume. I am afraid the +Wilhelmstrasse would have little use for a lady spy who advertised +herself in so foolish a manner. Time for writing the fifth letter +arrived. I felt that I should now be placed under arrest. I had a faint +little hope that you would be sorry about that. Oh, I'm a brute, I know! + +Early in the game I had told the captain of the cruel way in which I had +disposed of him. He was much amused; but he insisted, absolutely, that +he must be vindicated before the close of the series, and I was with him +there. He had been so bully about it all. A chance remark of his gave me +my solution. He said he had it on good authority that the chief of +the Czar's bureau for capturing spies in Russia was himself a spy. And +so--why not a spy in Scotland Yard? + +I assure you, I am most contrite as I set all this down here. You must +remember that when I began my story there was no idea of war. Now all +Europe is aflame; and in the face of the great conflict, the awful +suffering to come, I and my little plot begin to look--well, I fancy you +know just how we look. + +Forgive me. I am afraid I can never find the words to tell you how +important it seemed to interest you in my letters--to make you feel that +I am an entertaining person worthy of your notice. That morning when you +entered the Carlton breakfast room was really the biggest in my life. I +felt as though you had brought with you through that doorway--But I have +no right to say it. I have the right to say nothing save that now--it +is all left to you. If I have offended, then I shall never hear from you +again. + +The captain will be here in a moment. It is near the hour set and he is +never late. He is not to return to India, but expects to be drafted for +the Expeditionary Force that will be sent to the Continent. I hope the +German Army will be kinder to him than I was! + +My name is Geoffrey West. I live at nineteen Adelphi Terrace--in rooms +that look down on the most wonderful garden in London. That, at +least, is real. It is very quiet there to-night, with the city and its +continuous hum of war and terror seemingly a million miles away. + +Shall we meet at last? The answer rests entirely with you. But, believe +me, I shall be anxiously waiting to know; and if you decide to give me a +chance to explain--to denounce myself to you in person--then a happy man +will say good-by to this garden and these dim dusty rooms and follow you +to the ends of the earth--aye, to Texas itself! + +Captain Fraser-Freer is coming down the stairs. Is this good-by forever, +my lady? With all my soul, I hope not. + +YOUR CONTRITE STRAWBERRY MAN. + + + +CHAPTER IX + +Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the +feelings of the girl at the Carlton as she read this, the last letter +of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight. +Turning the pages of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a +few--for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder. Perhaps, to go +back to the letter a, even amusement. We may leave her with the solution +to the puzzle in her hand, the Saronia a little more than a day away, +and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in her soul. + +And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young man +exceedingly worried. + +Once he knew that his letter was delivered, Mr. Geoffrey West took his +place most humbly on the anxious seat. There he writhed through the long +hours of Wednesday morning. Not to prolong this painful picture, let us +hasten to add that at three o'clock that same afternoon came a telegram +that was to end suspense. He tore it open and read: + +STRAWBERRY MAN: I shall never, never forgive, you. But we are sailing +tomorrow on the Saronia. Were you thinking of going home soon? MARIAN A. +LARNED. + +Thus it happened that, a few minutes later, to the crowd of troubled +Americans in a certain steamship booking office there was added a +wild-eyed young man who further upset all who saw him. To weary clerks +he proclaimed in fiery tones that he must sail on the Saronia. There +seemed to be no way of appeasing him. The offer of a private liner would +not have interested him. + +He raved and tore his hair. He ranted. All to no avail. There was, in +plain American, "nothing doing!" + +Damp but determined, he sought among the crowd for one who had bookings +on the Saronia. He could find, at first, no one so lucky; but finally he +ran across Tommy Gray. Gray, an old friend, admitted when pressed that +he had a passage on that most desirable boat. But the offer of all the +king's horses and all the king's gold left him unmoved. Much, he said, +as he would have liked to oblige, he and his wife were determined. They +would sail. + +It was then that Geoffrey West made a compact with his friend. He +secured from him the necessary steamer labels and it was arranged that +his baggage was to go aboard the Saronia as the property of Gray. + +"But," protested Gray, "even suppose you do put this through; suppose +you do manage to sail without a ticket--where will you sleep? In chains +somewhere below, I fancy." + +"No matter!" bubbled West. "I'll sleep in the dining saloon, in a +lifeboat, on the lee scuppers--whatever they are. I'll sleep in the +air, without any visible support! I'll sleep anywhere--nowhere--but I'll +sail! And as for irons--they don't make 'em strong enough to hold me." + +At five o'clock on Thursday afternoon the Saronia slipped smoothly away +from a Liverpool dock. Twenty-five hundred Americans--about twice the +number the boat could comfortably carry--stood on her decks and cheered. +Some of those in that crowd who had millions of money were booked +for the steerage. All of them were destined to experience during that +crossing hunger, annoyance, discomfort. They were to be stepped on, sat +on, crowded and jostled. They suspected as much when the boat left the +dock. Yet they cheered! + +Gayest among them was Geoffrey West, triumphant amid the confusion. He +was safely aboard; the boat was on its way! Little did it trouble him +that he went as a stowaway, since he had no ticket; nothing but an +overwhelming determination to be on the good ship Saronia. + +That night as the Saronia stole along with all deck lights out and every +porthole curtained, West saw on the dim deck the slight figure of a +girl who meant much to him. She was standing staring out over the black +waters; and, with wildly beating heart, he approached her, not knowing +what to say, but feeling that a start must be made somehow. + +"Please pardon me for addressing--" he began. "But I want to tell you--" + +She turned, startled; and then smiled an odd little smile, which he +could not see in the dark. + +"I beg your pardon," she said. "I haven't met you, that I recall--" + +"I know," he answered. "That's going to be arranged to-morrow. Mrs. +Tommy Gray says you crossed with them--" + +"Mere steamer acquaintances," the girl replied coldly. + +"Of course! But Mrs. Gray is a darling--she'll fix that all right. I +just want to say, before to-morrow comes--" + +"Wouldn't it be better to wait?" + +"I can't! I'm on this ship without a ticket. I've got to go down in a +minute and tell the purser that. Maybe he'll throw me overboard; maybe +he'll lock me up. I don't know what they do with people like me. Maybe +they'll make a stoker of me. And then I shall have to stoke, with no +chance of seeing you again. So that's why I want to say now--I'm sorry +I have such a keen imagination. It carried me away--really it did! +I didn't mean to deceive you with those letters; but, once I got +started--You know, don't you, that I love you with all my heart? From +the moment you came into the Carlton that morning I--" + +"Really--Mr.--Mr.--" + +"West--Geoffrey West. I adore you! What can I do to prove it? I'm going +to prove it--before this ship docks in the North River. Perhaps I'd +better talk to your father, and tell him about the Agony Column and +those seven letters--" + +"You'd better not! He's in a terribly bad humor. The dinner was awful, +and the steward said we'd be looking back to it and calling it a banquet +before the voyage ends. Then, too, poor dad says he simply can not sleep +in the stateroom they've given him--" + +"All the better! I'll see him at once. If he stands for me now he'll +stand for me any time! And, before I go down and beard a harsh-looking +purser in his den, won't you believe me when I say I'm deeply in love--" + +"In love with mystery and romance! In love with your own remarkable +powers of invention! Really, I can't take you seriously--" + +"Before this voyage is ended you'll have to. I'll prove to you that I +care. If the purser lets me go free--" + +"You have much to prove," the girl smiled. "To-morrow--when Mrs. Tommy +Gray introduces us--I may accept you--as a builder of plots. I happen +to know you are good. But--as--It's too silly! Better go and have it out +with that purser." + +Reluctantly he went. In five minutes he was back. The girl was still +standing by the rail. + +"It's all right!" West said. "I thought I was doing something original, +but there were eleven other people in the same fix. One of them is a +billionaire from Wall Street. The purser collected some money from us +and told us to sleep on the deck--if we could find room." + +"I'm sorry," said the girl. "I rather fancied you in the role of +stoker." She glanced about her at the dim deck. "Isn't this exciting? +I'm sure this voyage is going to be filled with mystery and romance." + +"I know it will be full of romance," West answered. "And the mystery +will be--can I convince you--" + +"Hush!" broke in the girl. "Here comes father! I shall be very happy to +meet you--to-morrow. Poor dad! he's looking for a place to sleep." + +Five days later poor dad, having slept each night on deck in his clothes +while the ship plowed through a cold drizzle, and having starved in +a sadly depleted dining saloon, was a sight to move the heart of +a political opponent. Immediately after a dinner that had scarcely +satisfied a healthy Texas appetite he lounged gloomily in the deck chair +which was now his stateroom. Jauntily Geoffrey West came and sat at his +side. + +"Mr. Larned," he said, "I've got something for you." + +And, with a kindly smile, he took from his pocket and handed over a +large, warm baked potato. The Texan eagerly accepted the gift. + +"Where'd you get it?" he demanded, breaking open his treasure. + +"That's a secret," West answered. "But I can get as many as I want. Mr. +Larned, I can say this--you will not go hungry any longer. And there's +something else I ought to speak of. I am sort of aiming to marry your +daughter." + +Deep in his potato the Congressman spoke: + +"What does she say about it?" + +"Oh, she says there isn't a chance. But--" + +"Then look out, my boy! She's made up her mind to have you." + +"I'm glad to hear you say that. I really ought to tell you who I am. +Also, I want you to know that, before your daughter and I met, I wrote +her seven letters--" + +"One minute," broke in the Texan. "Before you go into all that, won't +you be a good fellow and tell me where you got this potato?" + +West nodded. + +"Sure!" he said; and, leaning over, he whispered. + +For the first time in days a smile appeared on the face of the older +man. + +"My boy," he said, "I feel I'm going to like you. Never mind the rest. +I heard all about you from your friend Gray; and as for those +letters--they were the only thing that made the first part of this trip +bearable. Marian gave them to me to read the night we came on board." + +Suddenly from out of the clouds a long-lost moon appeared, and bathed +that over-crowded ocean liner in a flood of silver. West left the old +man to his potato and went to find the daughter. + +She was standing in the moonlight by the rail of the forward deck, her +eyes staring dreamily ahead toward the great country that had sent her +forth light-heartedly for to adventure and to see. She turned as West +came up. + +"I have just been talking with your father," he said. "He tells me he +thinks you mean to take me, after all." + +She laughed. "To-morrow night," she answered, "will be our last on +board. I shall give you my final decision then." + +"But that is twenty-four hours away! Must I wait so long as that?" + +"A little suspense won't hurt you. I can't forget those long days when I +waited for your letters--" + +"I know! But can't you give me--just a little hint--here--to-night?" + +"I am without mercy--absolutely without mercy!" + +And then, as West's fingers closed over her hand, she added softly: +"Not even the suspicion of a hint, my dear--except to tell you that--my +answer will be--yes." + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Agony Column, by Earl Derr Biggers + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE AGONY COLUMN *** + +***** This file should be named 1814.txt or 1814.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/1/8/1/1814/ + +Produced by An Anonymous Project Gutenberg Volunteer + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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