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diff --git a/17843.txt b/17843.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c455e95 --- /dev/null +++ b/17843.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4163 @@ +Project Gutenberg's The Mysterious Shin Shira, by George Edward Farrow + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mysterious Shin Shira + +Author: George Edward Farrow + +Illustrator: W.G. Easton + +Release Date: February 24, 2006 [EBook #17843] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE MYSTERIOUS SHIN SHIRA *** + + + + +Produced by Malcolm Farmer and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + +[Illustration: "A short distance beyond lay a terrible dragon."] + +[_See page 28._] + + + + + THE MYSTERIOUS SHIN SHIRA + + BY + + G.E. FARROW + + + AUTHOR OF + The WALLYPUG of WHY + + + [Illustration] + + ILLUSTRATED BY W.G. EASTON + + + LONDON + HENRY FROWDE + HODDER & STOUGHTON + + + + + + CONTENTS + + PAGE + + Mystery No. I + SHIN SHIRA APPEARS 9 + + Mystery No. II + SHIN SHIRA AND THE DRAGON 23 + + Mystery No. III + THE MAGIC CARPET 33 + + Mystery No. IV + SHIN SHIRA AND THE DUCHESS 50 + + Mystery No. V + SHIN SHIRA AND THE LAME DUCK 65 + + Mystery No. VI + SHIN SHIRA AND THE DIAMOND 81 + + Mystery No. VII + SHIN SHIRA AND THE ROC 98 + + Mystery No. VIII + SHIN SHIRA AND THE MAD BULL 114 + + Mystery No. IX + SHIN SHIRA AND THE QUEEN OF HEARTS 130 + + Mystery No. X and Last + SHIN SHIRA DISAPPEARS 146 + + + + + + LIST OF COLOURED ILLUSTRATIONS + + + _To face page_ + + "A SHORT DISTANCE BEYOND LAY A TERRIBLE DRAGON" + (_See page 28_) _Frontispiece_ + + "THE EXECUTIONER IN HIS AGITATION DROPPED HIS AXE" 20 + + "WE FLOATED AWAY OVER THE ROOFS OF THE HOUSES" 38 + + "SHIN SHIRA PLACED THEM IN THE CRYSTAL BOWL" 58 + + "HIS PINIONS WERE STRONG AND MIGHTY" 108 + + "THIS WAS CAREFULLY SET BEFORE THE KING" 138 + + + + + +MYSTERY NO. I + +SHIN SHIRA APPEARS + + +It was very remarkable how I first came to make his acquaintance at all. +Shin Shira I mean. I had been sitting at my desk, writing, for quite a +long time, when suddenly I heard, as I thought, a noise in another part +of the room. I turned my head hastily and looked towards the door, but +it was fast closed and there was apparently nobody in the room but +myself. + +"Strange!" I murmured, looking about to try and discover what had caused +the sound, and then my eyes lighted, to my great surprise, upon a pair +of bright yellow morocco shoes with very long, pointed toes, standing on +the floor in front of a favourite little squat chair of mine which I +call "the Toad." + +I gazed at the yellow shoes in amazement, for they certainly did not +belong to me, and they had decidedly not been there a short time before, +for I had been sitting in the chair myself. + +I had just got up to examine them, when, to my utter astonishment, I saw +a pair of yellow stockings appearing above them; an instant later, a +little yellow body; and finally, the quaintest little head that I have +ever seen, surmounted by a yellow turban, in the front of which a large +jewel sparkled and shone. + +It was not the turban, however, but the face beneath it which claimed my +greatest attention, for the eyes were nearly starting out of the head +with fright, and the expression was one of the greatest anxiety. + +It gave way, however, to reassurance and content directly the little man +had given a hurried glance round the room, and he sank comfortably down +into "the Toad" with a sigh of relief. + +"Phew!" he exclaimed, drawing out a little yellow fan from his sleeve +and fanning himself vigorously, "that _was_ a narrow squeak! I really +don't think that I've been in such a tight corner before for two hundred +years at least." And he tucked his fan away again and beamed upon me +complacently. + +I was so astounded at the sudden appearance of this remarkable little +personage that for the moment I quite lost the use of my tongue; and in +the meantime my little visitor was glancing about the room with piercing +eyes that seemed to take in everything. + +"H'm!--writer, I suppose?" he said, nodding his head towards my desk, +which was as usual littered with papers. "What line? You don't look very +clever," and he glanced at me critically from under his bushy eyebrows. + +"I only write books for children," I answered, "and one doesn't have to +be very clever to do that." + +"Oh, children!" said the little Yellow Dwarf--as I had begun to call him +in my own mind. "No, you don't have to be _clever_, but you have to +be--er--by the way, do you write fairy stories?" he interrupted himself +to ask. + +"Sometimes," I answered. + +"Ah! then I can put you up to a thing or two. I'm partly a fairy +myself. + +"You see, it's this way," he went on hastily, seeing, I suppose, that +I looked somewhat surprised at this unexpected piece of information. +"Some hundreds of years ago--oh! ever so many--long before the present +Japanese Empire was founded, in fact, there was a man named Shin Shira +Scaramanga Manousa Yama Hawa----" + +"Good gracious!" I exclaimed. + +"Don't interrupt," said the little Yellow Dwarf, "it's rude, and +besides, you make me forget--I can't even think now what the rest of the +gentleman's name was--but anyhow, he was an ancestor of mine, and that +much of his name belongs to me." + +"How much?" I inquired. + +"Shin Shira Scaramanga Manousa Yama Hawa," repeated the Yellow Dwarf; +"but you needn't say it all," he added hastily, seeing, I suppose, that +I looked rather distressed, "Shin Shira will do; in fact, that's what I +am always called. Well, to continue. This ancestor of mine, part of +whose name I bear, did something or other to offend his +great-grandmother, who was a very influential sort of a fairy--I _could_ +tell you the whole story, but it's a very long one and I'll have to tell +you that another time--and she was so angry with him that she condemned +him to appear or disappear whenever she liked and at whatever time or +place that she chose, for ever." + +"For ever?" I inquired incredulously. + +"Why not?" asked Shin Shira. "Fairies, you know, are immortal, +and my ancestor had fairy blood in his veins. Well, to make a long +story short, the spell, or whatever you choose to call it, which his +great-grandmother cast over him, didn't work in him, nor in his son, nor +even in his grandson; but several hundreds of years afterwards _I_ was +born, and then it suddenly took effect, and I have always been afflicted +with the exceedingly uncomfortable misfortune of having to appear or +disappear whenever the old lady likes, and in whatever place she +chooses. + +"It's terribly awkward at times, for one minute I may be in China taking +tea with a Mandarin of the Blue Button, and have to disappear suddenly, +turning up a minute later in a first-class carriage on the Underground +Railway, greatly to the surprise and indignation of the passengers, +especially if it happens to be over-crowded without me, as it very +often is. + +"Not but what it has its advantages too," he added thoughtfully, "and +this very power of being able to disappear suddenly has just got me out +of a most serious dilemma." + +"Won't you tell me about it?" I inquired with considerable curiosity, +for I was beginning to be very interested in this singular little +person's account of himself. + +"With pleasure," said Shin Shira; and settling himself more comfortably +in "the Toad," resting his elbows on the arms of the chair, and placing +the tips of his fingers together, he told me the following story. + +"The very last place in which I appeared before turning up here, was in +the grounds of the Palace belonging to the Grand Panjandrum--" + +"Where is that situated, if you please?" I ventured to inquire. + +Shin Shira gave me a quick glance. + +"Do you mean to say that you actually don't even know where the land of +the Grand Panjandrum is?" he asked. "H'm! well," he continued as I shook +my head, "I remarked a short time ago that you didn't _look_ very +clever, but really, I couldn't have believed that you were so ignorant +as all that. You'd better look it up in your atlas when I am gone, I +can't bother to explain where it is now--but to resume my story. I +appeared there, as I said, and in the middle of the kitchen garden all +amongst the cabbages and beans. + +"I could at first see nobody about, but at last I heard somebody +singing, and presently came upon a man carrying a basket in which were +some cabbages that he had evidently just gathered. + +"Although he was singing so cheerfully, his head was bound up with a +handkerchief, and I could see that his face was badly swollen. + +"When he had come a little nearer, I bowed politely and inquired of him +what place it was, for my surroundings were quite strange to me, it +being my first visit to the neighbourhood. + +"He told me where I was, and explained that he was the Grand +Panjandrum's Chief Cook, and that he had been to gather cabbages to make +an apple pie with." + +I was about to ask how this was possible, when I caught Shin Shira's +eye, and I could see by the light in it that he was expecting me to make +some inquiry; but I was determined that he should not again have the +opportunity of remarking upon my ignorance, so I held my tongue and said +nothing, as though gathering cabbages in order to make an apple pie was +the most natural thing in the world to do. + +He waited for a moment and then continued-- + +"I stood talking to the man for some time, and at last I asked what was +the matter with his face. + +"'I've the toothache,' he said ruefully, 'and that's why I was singing; +I'm told that it's a capital remedy.' + +"'I'll see if I can't find a better one,' said I, taking up this little +book, which I always carry with me." And Shin Shira held out for my +inspection a tiny volume bound in yellow leather, with golden clasps, +which was attached to his girdle by a long golden chain. + +"This," he explained, "is a very remarkable book, and has been in our +family for many hundreds of years. It contains directions what to do in +any difficulty whatsoever, with the aid of the fairy power, which, as I +have told you, I inherit from my fairy ancestor. + +"The only difficulty is that, as I am partly a mortal, _sometimes_ +(owing perhaps to my fairy great-great-great-grandmother being in a bad +temper at the moment) the fairy spell refuses to work, and then I am +left in the lurch. + +"This time, however, it worked splendidly, for I had only to turn to the +word 'Toothache' to discover that the fairy remedy was to 'rub the +_other_ side of the face with a stinging nettle, and the pain and +swelling would instantly disappear.' + +"Fortunately there were plenty of nettles to be found in a neglected +corner of the garden, and I quickly applied the remedy, which worked, as +the saying is, 'like magic,' for the Grand Panjandrum's Chief Cook's +face resumed its normal size at once, and the pain vanished immediately. + +"It is needless to say that he was very grateful, and we were walking +back to the Palace, where he had just promised to regale me with some of +the choicest viands in his larder, when we met, coming towards us, a +most doleful-looking individual, clothed in black and wearing a most +woebegone visage. + +"'It's the Court Physician,' said the Cook; 'I wonder why he is looking +so melancholy. May I venture to ask, sir,' he inquired respectfully, +'the occasion of your sorrow?' + +"'I am to be executed to-morrow by the Grand Panjandrum's order,' said +the Court Physician dolefully, wiping a tear of self-pity from his eye. + +"The Chief Cook shrugged his shoulders. 'H'm!' said he, 'if _that's_ the +case, and His Supreme Importance has ordered your execution, nobody can +possibly prevent it, and there is nothing left but to grin and bear it.' + +"'No,' said the Court Physician indignantly. 'I may have to bear it, but +I shall _not_ grin. I absolutely refuse! They can't do more than kill +me, and I _won't_ grin, so there!' + +"The Chief Cook looked horrified. 'It's one of the laws of the land,' he +said, 'that whenever one suffers anything at the hands of the Grand +Panjandrum, one must grin and bear it; it's a most terrible offence not +to do so.' + +"'I don't care,' said the Court Physician recklessly, 'I shan't grin, +and there's an end of it.' + +"'Why are you sentenced to death?' I asked. + +"'His Supreme Importance, the Grand Panjandrum, has had the toothache +for three days, and I have been unable to subdue it without drawing the +tooth, which His Supreme Importance refuses to permit me to do, and in a +fit of temper yesterday he said that if he were not better to-day I +should be executed to-morrow--and it's worse.' + +"The Chief Cook looked at me delightedly. + +"'If _that's_ all,' he said, 'this gentleman, whose name I am +unfortunately unacquainted with, has a remedy which will soon get you +out of your trouble, and I shouldn't wonder if, after all, His Supreme +Importance's toothache were the means of raising us all to honour and +distinction;' and he proceeded to tell the Court Physician how I had +been successful in ridding _him_ of the toothache. + +"The Court Physician was greatly interested, and after I had read to him +the directions in the book, he suggested that he should take me to the +Palace at once and into the presence of the Grand Panjandrum. + +"'For no doubt the operation must be performed by yourself, since you +alone possess the fairy power,' said he. And so we made the best of our +way to the beautiful building which I could see in the distance. + +"I wish I could describe to you the magnificence of that marvellous +place. The jewelled windows and golden staircase; the wonderful velvety +carpets and silken hangings; the hundreds of silent servants dressed in +the beautiful royal livery of the Grand Panjandrum, who flitted about +executing immediately the slightest wish echoed in that wonderful place. + +"But it is sufficient to say that, after a lot of ceremony, I was at +last ushered into the presence of the Grand Panjandrum himself. + +"It is forbidden to anyone, under the most awful penalties, to describe +His Supreme Importance's appearance, so I cannot tell you what he was +like; but I found him suffering the most excruciating agony with the +toothache, and with his face even more swollen than the Chief Cook's had +been. + +"At a sign from the Court Physician I quickly prepared my nettle leaves, +which we had thought to gather on our way to the palace, and began to +rub them gently on the Grand Panjandrum's cheek, on the opposite side of +his face to that which was swollen. + +"To my horror and amazement, they had no effect whatever, except +immediately to raise a terrible rash upon His Supreme Importance's +cheek, and to cause him such pain that he called out angrily that it +was worse than the toothache itself. + +"I hurriedly and anxiously consulted my little book to see if by any +mischance I had failed in carrying out any of the directions; but no, +there it was in black and white--'rub the _other_ side with a stinging +nettle.' + +"I showed it to the Court Physician, and he said-- + +"'Try the "other" side, then: you've rubbed one side, try the other.' + +"So in fear and trembling I begged His Supreme Importance's permission +to apply the remedy to his other cheek, and after some demur he agreed, +but making it a condition that if it failed to act I was to be +immediately beheaded. + +"You may imagine with what anxiety I awaited the result of my +experiment, and how carefully I rubbed the nettles on. + +"It was all in vain: the rash spread under the nettles and the swelling +grew greater than ever--evidently my fairy power refused to work--and +the Grand Panjandrum was in a fearful rage. + +"'Fetch the Executioner!' he cried, in terrible tones. 'I will see this +impostor executed before my eyes!' And twenty slaves flew to obey his +command. + +"'Grin!' whispered the Court Physician behind his hand, 'grin and bear +it; it's the only thing to be done.' + +[Illustration: "The Executioner in his agitation dropped his axe."] + +"I gave him a wrathful glance, and was about to speak, when at a sign +from the Grand Panjandrum, two powerful slaves sprang forward and bound +and gagged me. + +"There was a sound of approaching footsteps, and from another entrance +the Executioner appeared, followed by some slaves carrying the block. + +"I thought my last moment had arrived, but just then, to my intense +delight, I felt a curious sensation, which told me that I was about to +disappear. + +"My feet went first (this is not always the case), and then my legs, and +I could see the amazement with which the Grand Panjandrum and all the +assembled company were regarding the, to them, extraordinary phenomenon. + +"The Executioner in his agitation dropped his axe, and stood +open-mouthed regarding what was left of me; and, although I was rather +anxious lest they should make an attempt to chop off my head before it +finally disappeared, I managed despite my gag to 'grin' in the Grand +Panjandrum's face, and an instant later I found myself here." + +Shin Shira, having finished his story, drew his little fan from his +sleeve and sat fanning himself with great composure, while he regarded +my doubtless astonished face with considerable amusement. + +"I--I'll put that story down at once, if you don't mind," I stammered, +hurrying to my desk and getting out some papers. + +The drawer stuck, and it was some seconds before I could get it open, +and when I turned round again, to my great dismay, Shin Shira had almost +disappeared. + +The little yellow shoes were still there and part of a stocking, but +even as I watched them they too disappeared, the long pointed toes of +the shoes waggling a kind of farewell--or so I thought--and my strange +little visitor had vanished. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. II + +SHIN SHIRA AND THE DRAGON + + +It was during my holidays in Cornwall that I next met Shin Shira. + +I had ridden by motor-car from Helston to the Lizard, and after +scrambling over rugged cliffs for some time, following the white stones +put by the coastguards to mark the way, I found myself at last at the +most beautiful little bay imaginable, called Kynance Cove. + +The tide was low, and from the glittering white sands, tall jagged rocks +rose up, covered with coloured seaweed; which, together with the deep +blue and green of the sky and sea, made a perfect feast of colour for +the eyes. + +On the shore I met an amiable young guide, who, for sixpence, undertook +to show me some caves in the rocks which are not generally discovered by +visitors. + +They were very fine caves, one of them being called The Princess's +Parlour; and while we were exploring this, I suddenly heard a roar as of +some mighty animal in terrible pain. + +I turned to the guide with, I expect, rather a white face, for an +explanation. + +He smiled at my alarm, however, and told me that it was "only the +Bellows," and suggested a visit to the spot whence the sound proceeded. + +We scrambled out of the cave and descended to the sands again, and +passing behind a tall rock called The Tower, we saw a curious sight. + +From between two enormous boulders came at intervals a great cloud of +fine spray, which puffed up into the air for about twenty feet, +accompanied by the roaring noise that I had previously noticed. My young +guide explained to me that the noise and the spray were caused by the +air in the hollow between the two boulders being forcibly expelled +through a narrow slit in the rocks as each wave of the incoming tide +entered. Having made this quite clear to me, he took his departure, +warning me not to remain too long on the sands, as the tide was coming +in rather rapidly. + +I sat for some time alone on the rocks, gazing with fascinated interest +at the curious effect produced by the clouds of spray coming from "the +Bellows," and was at last just turning to go when I started in surprise, +for there, sitting on another rock just behind me, was the little Yellow +Dwarf, Shin Shira, energetically fanning himself with the little yellow +fan which I had noticed at our previous meeting. + +"Oh! it's you, is it?" he remarked, when he caught sight of my face. "I +thought I recognised the back view; you see it was the last I saw of you +when I paid you that visit in your study." + +"And disappeared so very suddenly," I answered, going up and offering my +hand, for I was very pleased to see the little man again. + +[Illustration] + +"I was _obliged_ to. You know of my unfortunate affliction in having to +appear or disappear whenever my fairy great-great-great-grandmother +wishes. _He's_ safe enough, isn't he?" he added, inconsequently nodding +his head towards "the Bellows." + +"Who is? What do you mean?" I inquired. + +"The dragon, of course," said Shin Shira. + +"The dragon!" I exclaimed. + +"Certainly--you know that there's a dragon imprisoned behind those +rocks, don't you?" + +I laughed. + +"No," I said, "although I must admit that I was at first inclined to +think that something of the sort was concealed there. I've had it all +explained to me, though," and I proceeded to inform him of what the +guide had told me concerning the matter. + +"Pooh! Rubbish! He doesn't know what he's talking about," said Shin +Shira contemptuously; "I'll tell you the real story of those rocks as it +occurred, let's see--about eight or nine hundred years ago. I remember +it quite well, for it was one of those occasions when I was _most_ +distressed at having to disappear at what was for me the very worst +possible moment." + +I settled myself comfortably on the rocks beside Shin Shira and prepared +to listen with great interest. + +"Let's think for a moment," said the little Yellow Dwarf, looking about +him. + +"It began--oh, yes! I know now. In that cave over yonder--I was eight +or nine hundred years younger then, and a very warm-blooded and +impressionable young fellow at that time; and I can remember being +struck with the extreme beauty of the charming Princess whom I +discovered in tears there when I suddenly appeared. + +"The cave itself was hung about with the most beautiful silken curtains +and tapestries, and on the floor were spread rugs and carpets and +cushions of Oriental magnificence. Tiny tables, inlaid with ivory and +mother-of-pearl, were scattered about, on which were caskets filled with +beautiful jewels and rare curios from foreign lands. + +"The Princess herself was reclining on one of the cushions, sobbing as +though her heart would break, and her beautiful hair was lying in +dishevelled glory about her shoulders. + +"I was afraid of alarming her, so I coughed slightly to attract her +attention. + +"She started up immediately with a look of terror, but was calmed in an +instant when she saw who it was. + +"'Oh!' she cried, 'have you slain him? You must have done in order to +have reached here. Oh! have you come to save me?' and she looked at me +with wild, eager eyes. + +"'Calm yourself, fair lady!' said I. 'What is it that alarms you? Be +sure that I will do all in my power to protect you from any evil that +threatens you.' + +"'The Dragon!' gasped the Princess. 'Have you not slain him? How else +can you have entered? He lies at the door of the cave.' + +"She caught me by the hand and led me to the entrance, and then, +clasping one hand over her eyes and shuddering with terror, she pointed +to where, a short distance beyond, under the shadow of some rocks, lay a +terrible Dragon, watching with cruel and expectant eyes for any prey +that might come his way. + +"'I cannot get away from here except I pass him, and I have been +imprisoned here now for two days,' sobbed the Princess. 'The King, my +father, must indeed be distraught at my absence,' and she burst into +fresh weeping. + +"I pressed her to tell me how she came there, and she explained to me +that one day, while walking on the sands with one of her maidens in +attendance, they had together discovered this cave, which was only +accessible at low tide; and they had secretly brought the rugs and +tapestries and other furniture with which the cave was filled and made a +bower of it, to which the Princess was wont to retire whenever she +wished to be alone. + +"And, venturing here two days since without attendance, the Princess +had found, when she had wished to depart, the terrible monster lying in +her path. + +"'And so,' she cried, 'I have been a prisoner all this time.' + +"I cheered her as well as I was able, and turned to my little book to +see if by chance it gave me any directions how I might slay a Dragon by +means of my fairy powers; and I read there that though one might not +slay it (for a Dragon lives for a thousand years), one might rob it of +its power by casting at it a jewel of great brilliancy, at the same time +wishing that he might become dazed and impotent till one could escape, +and it would be so. + +"I told this to the Princess, and she hastened to unfasten from her +bosom a jewel of great value set in gold of curious workmanship, which +she gave to me, imploring me at the same time to do immediately as the +book directed. + +"'Nay,' said I, 'the jewel is yours; you must cast it at the Dragon, and +I will _wish_ that the fairies may aid us.' + +"And so we stood at the door of the cave, and the Dragon, seeing us, +came forward with wide-opened jaws. + +"The Princess clung to my arm with one hand, but with the other she cast +the jewel, while with all my desire I wished that my fairy powers might +not fail me now. + +"Whether, however, it was that the fairies willed it so, or perchance +because she was a girl, the Princess's aim was not straight, and she +hit, not the Dragon, but a great boulder in the shadow of which he was +lurking; and then a truly remarkable thing occurred, for the boulder, +immediately it was struck by the jewel, tumbled forward, and falling +upon one beside it, imprisoned the Dragon between the two, where he has +remained to this day." + +And Shin Shira pointed dramatically to the rocks, from which an extra +large puff of spray belched forth, with a groan and a cry which almost +convinced me that what he told me must be true. + +"And what became of the Princess after that?" I inquired, being anxious +to hear the end of the story. + +"Why," resumed Shin Shira, "we picked up the jewel and hurried away from +the spot, and presently came at the top of the cliffs to the Castle, the +ruins of which may still be seen up yonder--to where the King dwelt. + +"I cannot tell you with what joy the Princess was received, nor with +what honour and favour I was rewarded by the King--and, indeed, by all +of the people--as the Princess's deliverer. + +"It is enough to say that the King called a great assembly of people, +and before them all said that as a fitting reward he should give me the +fairest jewel in all his kingdom, and handed me the very stone which had +been cast at the Dragon, and which was valuable beyond price, being one +of the most perfect and flawless stones in the world. + +"I was glad enough to have the gem, but I had fallen madly in love with +the Princess's beauty, so I made bold to remind the King that the +fairest jewel in his kingdom was not the gem he had given me, but the +Princess, his daughter. + +"The answer pleased the King and the people, though I remember sometimes +sadly, even now, that the Princess's face fell as she heard the King +declare that his word should be kept, and the fairest jewel of all, even +the Princess herself, should be mine. + +"But now, alas! comes the sorrowful part, for, before the ceremony of our +marriage could be completed, I was doomed by the fairies to disappear, +and so I lost for ever my beautiful bride," and Shin Shira gave a deep +sigh. "The jewel though," he added, "remained mine, and I have always +worn it in the front of my turban in honour and memory of the lovely +Princess. You may like to see it," and Shin Shira reached up to his head +for the turban in which I had noticed the jewel sparkling only a moment +before. + +It was gone! + +"Dear me! I'm disappearing again myself, I'm afraid," said Shin Shira, +looking down at his legs, from which the feet had already vanished. + +"Good-bye!" he had just time to call out, before he departed in a little +yellow flicker. + +"Hi! Hi!" I heard voices shouting, and looking up to the cliffs I saw +some people waving frantically. "Come up quickly, or you'll be cut off," +they shouted. + +And I hurried along the sands, only just in time, for I had been so +interested in Shin Shira's story that I had not noticed how the tide had +been creeping up. I shall have a good look at that jewel in Shin Shira's +turban next time I see him--and as for "the Bellows," I hardly know +which explanation to accept, Shin Shira's or that of the guide. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. III + +THE MAGIC CARPET + + +It was just at the end of the school term, and I had received a letter +from my young cousin Lionel, who was at Marlborough, reminding me of my +promise that he should spend a part at least of his holidays with me. + +"Mind you're at the station in time," he had said; "and, I say! please +don't call me Lionel if there are any of our fellows about, it sounds so +kiddish. Just call me Sutcliffe, and I'll call you sir--as you're so +old--like we do the masters. Oh yes! and there's something I want you to +buy for me, very particularly--it's for my study. I've got a study this +term, and I share it with a fellow named Gammage. He's an awfully good +egg!" + +"What extraordinary language schoolboys do manage to get hold of," I +thought as I re-read the letter while bowling along in the cab on my +way to the station, which, a very few minutes later, came in sight, the +platform being crowded with parents, relatives and friends waiting to +meet the train by which so many Marlburians were travelling. + +There was a shriek from an engine, and a rattle and clatter outside the +station, as the train, every window filled with boys' excited faces, +came dashing up to the platform. + +"There's my people!" "There's Tom!" "Hi! hi! Here I am!" "There's the +pater with the trap!" "Hooray!" To the accompaniment of a babel of cries +like these, and amidst an excited scramble of half-wild schoolboys, I +at last discovered my small cousin. + +"There he is!" he said, pointing me out to a young friend who was with +him; and coming up he hurriedly offered his hand. + +"How are you, _Sutcliffe_?" I asked, remembering his letter. + +"All right, thanks," he replied. "This is Gammage. I wanted to show you +to him. He wouldn't believe I had a cousin as old as you are. See, +Gammage?" + +Gammage looked at me and nodded. "'Bye, Sutcliffe; good-bye, sir," said +he, raising his hat to me and hurrying off to his "people." + +"I say! don't forget the rug, Sutcliffe!" he bawled over his shoulder +before finally disappearing. + +"Oh no! I say, sir! _That's_ what I want to ask you about," said +Sutcliffe, scrambling into the taxi, and settling himself down with a +little nod of satisfaction. + +"What?" I inquired, as we bowled out of the station. + +"Why, a rug for my--our--study," said the boy. "Gammage has bought no +end of things to make our room comfortable, and they've sent me up some +pictures and chairs and things from home--and--it would be awfully +decent of you if you'd buy me a rug to put in front of the fire-place. +It's rather cheek to ask, but you generally give me something when I +come over to see you, and I arranged with Gammage to say I'd rather have +that than anything. What sort of a shop do you get rugs at? Couldn't we +get it on our way now, and then it would be done with? I might forget to +ask you about it later on." + +"What sort of a rug do you want?" I asked, as the taxi turned into +Tottenham Court Road. + +"Oh, I don't know, sir. Any sort of an ordinary kind of rug will do. +There's some in that window; one of those would do." + +I stopped the taxi and we got out. The window was filled with Oriental +rugs and carpets, and a card in their midst stated that they were "a +recent consignment of genuine old goods direct from Arabia." + +"Oh, they're too expensive, I expect," I remarked, as we stood amongst a +small crowd of people in front of the window, "those Oriental rugs are +generally so--" + +But Sutcliffe suddenly nudged my arm, and, with an amused twinkle in his +eye, called my attention to a remarkable little figure standing beside +him, dressed in an extraordinary yellow costume, and wearing a turban. + +"Why! bless me! It's Shin Shira!" I exclaimed. "I hadn't noticed you +before." + +"No," said the Yellow Dwarf, "I've only just appeared. How very strange +meeting you here!" + +I told him what we were doing, and introduced my young cousin, who was +greatly interested and somewhat awe-struck at the extraordinary little +personage in the Oriental costume, whose remarkable appearance was +causing quite a sensation amongst the bystanders. + +"Oh, these rugs," he said, looking at them casually. "No, I don't fancy +they are much good for your purpose, they seem to be too--hullo!" he +suddenly cried excitedly, "what's that? Good gracious! I really believe +it's--Why, yes! I'm sure of it! I recognise it quite well by the +pattern. There's not another in the world like it. How could it possibly +have got here?" + +"What _are_ you talking about?" I asked. + +"Why, this carpet," cried Shin Shira, pointing excitedly to a very +quaint-looking Oriental rug in the corner of the window. "It's the Magic +Carpet which everybody has read about in the _Arabian Nights_. It +enables anybody in whose possession it is to travel anywhere they +wish--surely you must have heard about it." + +"No!" cried Lionel, his eyes sparkling with eagerness, "not really? Oh, +sir! Do--_do_ please buy it--it will be simply ripping! Do! do! Why, it +will be better than an aeroplane." + +I had never in my life before seen my cousin so excited about anything. + +"I should certainly advise you to purchase it," whispered Shin Shira. +"It is a very valuable rug, and no doubt you would find it very useful +in many ways." + +I must confess to a considerable amount of curiosity myself as we +entered the shop and asked to be shown the carpet which Shin Shira +declared to be endued with such remarkable properties. + +It was a very handsome one, and the shopkeeper showed it to us with a +considerable amount of pride. + +"It's a genuine article, sir," he told me. "Came over only last week +from Arabia in a special parcel purchased by our agent in Baghdad--I +believe it's very old. These foreigners know how to make things which +will last." + +I inquired the price, and hesitated considerably when I found that it +was far in excess of the amount I had intended to pay for a rug. + +However, Lionel seemed so very eager, and Shin Shira assured me so +positively that it was really a bargain, that, with a sigh at what I +feared was a great piece of extravagance on my part, I took out my purse +and paid for it. "To where shall I send it?" inquired the shopkeeper. + +"Let's ride home on it and save the cab fare," whispered Shin Shira, +pulling me down to his level by my sleeve. + +"Good gracious!" I exclaimed. + +"Why not? It will be the quickest way home, and certainly the least +expensive," persuaded the little Yellow Dwarf. + +"But--but--" I protested. + +Shin Shira had already spread the carpet on the ground, and pulling +Lionel on to it, beckoned me to follow. + +Half mechanically I obeyed his instructions, and had no sooner sat down +on it, cross-legged, as I saw that Shin Shira and Lionel were doing, +than the little Yellow Dwarf cried out something in a language which I +supposed to be Arabic--and immediately we began to rise into the air. + +[Illustration: "We floated away over the roofs of the houses."] + +I shall never forget the expression of dismay on the countenance of the +shopkeeper and his assistants, when they saw us slowly floating in the +air towards the door. + +"Open it! open it, somebody!" shouted Shin Shira, and a +bewildered-looking customer who had just entered instinctively pulled +the handle. Before we knew where we were, we found ourselves out in the +open air with a shouting, gesticulating, excited crowd watching us as we +rose higher and higher, and floated away over the roofs of the houses. + +The sensation, I must admit, was a pleasant one, and, despite a slight +feeling of nervousness (which, however, young Sutcliffe did not appear +to share), I quite enjoyed the journey to my flat. + +There were, fortunately, but very few people about, and we arrived at +the door without attracting much attention. + +One nervous old lady, at whose feet we descended somewhat suddenly, did +threaten to call the police--saying rather angrily that "What with +motor-cars and such-like," she "didn't know what we were a-coming to, +and it wasn't safe for a respectable lady to walk about the streets, +what with one thing and another." + +I managed, however, to soothe her ruffled feelings, and, rolling the rug +up carefully, we went up to the flat. I threw myself into a chair in the +study, thoroughly tired out and not a little bewildered by the strange +events of the morning. + +Lionel, however, was full of excitement, and eager to be off again for a +ride on the marvellous Magic Carpet. + +"I say! you know! but it's the rippingest thing I've ever heard of. Why, +we'll be able to go anywhere. Just think what an awful lot we'll save in +railway fares and cabs and those sort of things. I suppose anybody can +use it?" he inquired, turning to Shin Shira. + +"Oh yes, of course," declared the little Yellow Dwarf, "so long as you +say, out loud, where you want to go to." + +"Oh! Do let's go out again--just for a little while," pleaded Lionel. +"Can't we go to Gammage's? He lives over at Wimbledon. It's quite easy +to get to, and it won't take long. We could be back to lunch, and I +should _so_ like him to see the Magic Carpet. Do come, sir." + +"No," I replied, shaking my head, "I'm too tired. You two can go if you +like, only be back in an hour and a half." + +"Oh, jolly!" cried Lionel. "Come on, please--let's start at once." + +And he picked up the carpet under his arm. + +"I think it would attract less attention if, instead of starting from +the pavement, we went out of the window," said Shin Shira. "What do you +say?" + +"By all means," I replied, "if you think best," for you see, having +ridden on it myself, I felt perfectly safe in trusting my young cousin +on the Magic Carpet, and I felt sure that Shin Shira would not let him +come to any harm. + +So we opened the window, and a minute later the two were gaily floating +away out of sight, both energetically waving their pocket-handkerchiefs +until they disappeared. + +I could tell by the noise in the street that their strange method of +conveyance was attracting considerable attention; but as I felt thankful +to note, no one seemed to connect their appearance with my rooms. + +The next hour or so passed quickly enough, and I did not begin to get in +the least anxious till I heard the clock strike two, and then I suddenly +realised that they were over half-an-hour late. + +"Oh, they're all right," I consoled myself with thinking. "I expect +Gammage is so interested in the wonderful carpet that they can't get +away." + +When three hours had passed, however, and there was no sign of their +return, I began to get seriously alarmed. + +"What can have happened?" I thought, and, to add to my discomfiture, a +telegram arrived from Lionel's parents inquiring if he had arrived in +London safely from Marlborough. + +I was able to reply, truthfully, that he _had_ arrived safely, but, as +hour after hour passed by without any trace of either Shin Shira or the +boy, I became more and more disturbed. + +At last I could stand it no longer, but putting on my hat, I hurried off +to the nearest Police Station. + +"H'm! What do you say, sir?" said the Police Inspector whom I found +there, seated before a large open book, when in a broken voice I had +hurriedly explained that I feared that my young cousin was lost. "Went +off in company with a foreign-looking gent--Just describe him to me, +please, as near as you can." + +I described Shin Shira's appearance as accurately as I could, and the +Police Inspector looked up hurriedly and gave me a searching glance. + +"Do you mean to say the gent was going about the streets dressed like +_that_?" he asked, when I had told him about Shin Shira's yellow costume +and turban. + +"Yes," I replied in some confusion, "he is a foreigner, you know, and--" + +"Where does he come from?" + +"From Japan, I think, or China, or--" + +"What's his name?" + +"Shin Shira Scaramanga Manousa Yama Hama is his full name, but--" + +The Police Inspector laid down his pen and stared again at me. + +"It's a curious name," said he; "I'll get you to write it down for me. I +don't think I should be surprised at _anything_ happening to _anyone_ +with a name like that. Where do you say they were going?" + +"Well," I explained, "they set out to go to Wimbledon to see a--" + +"Wimbledon? Let's see, from Kensington they'd go by train I suppose, +from High Street Station, and change at--" + +"No, no," I interrupted, "they didn't go by train at all, they--" and +here I paused, for I suddenly reflected how exceedingly unlikely the +Inspector would be to believe me if I told him exactly _how_ they set +out for Wimbledon. "You see," I began by way of explanation, "I bought +a rug this morning that--" + +"Excuse me, sir," said the Inspector somewhat impatiently, "would you +mind keeping to the subject. How did Mr. Shin--er--the foreigner I mean, +and your cousin go to Wimbledon? If they didn't go by train, did they +drive or go by motor, or what?" + +"Well, I was trying to tell you. You see, I bought a rug this morning, +that--" + +"I _don't_ want to hear about your rug, sir," said the Inspector quite +angrily. "If you wish us to try and find the young gentleman you must +answer my questions properly. How did he set out to go to Wimbledon? +Come, come! Let's begin at the beginning. Which way did they turn when +they left your door?" + +"You see, they didn't exactly leave by the door," I began. + +"How did they go then, out of the window?" asked the Inspector in a +somewhat sarcastic voice. + +"Yes," I replied, "that's just how they did go." + +The Inspector looked bewildered. + +"Look here, sir," he said at last, "you told me when you gave me your +name and address that you lived in a flat at Kensington on the second +floor, and now you tell me that your cousin and a foreign gentleman +with an outlandish name and dressed like a Guy Fawkes, left your house +by the window. Really!" + +"So they _did_," I explained; "you see, I bought a rug this morning +that--" + +"_Bother_ the rug, sir!" shouted the Inspector, angrily throwing down +his pen. + +"If you _won't_ listen to what I have to say," I said with some amount +of dignity, "how can I possibly tell you what I know? I am +_endeavouring_ to explain that my cousin and the gentleman left in a +very remarkable manner by means of a Magic Carpet, which--" + +"Excuse me, sir," said the Inspector, getting up from his seat and +showing me the door, "it strikes me that it's a lunatic asylum you want +and not a Police Station. I haven't any time to waste with people who +come here with stories like that. Good-evening!" And he shut the door, +leaving me outside on the step. + +I went to several other stations, and finally to Scotland Yard, but I +could get no one to believe my extraordinary story; and at last I went +to bed quite bewildered and in a terribly anxious frame of mind, leaving +the lights burning and the windows wide open in case the wanderers +returned during the night. + +The next day, not hearing any news, I was obliged to telegraph for +Lionel's father and mother; and I had a terrible scene with them, for +they reproached me over and over again for letting their son venture out +upon the Magic Carpet. + +"You must have known," said my aunt tearfully, "that it was dangerous to +trust to such heathenish and out-of-date methods of travelling, and now +the poor dear boy is probably transformed or bewitched, or done +something terrible to by this wretched Yellow Dwarf friend of yours, +with the awful name. It's really disgraceful of you to have let him go +at all!" + +And so, amid the most bitter reproaches, although I left no stone +unturned in my hopeless search for Lionel and Shin Shira, several days +flew by, till one morning I nearly leaped from my chair in surprise and +delight, at seeing the following report in the paper-- + + + "EXTRAORDINARY RESCUE AT SEA + + "By Marconigram comes a message from mid-ocean that two days ago + the S.S. _Ruby_, from Liverpool to New York, picked up at sea, + under extraordinary circumstances, an English school-boy who + states that he was travelling by means of a Magic Carpet, which he + was unable to manage. He was found to be in a state of complete + exhaustion, but has since recovered, and appears to be a lively, + intelligent lad. He will be landed at New York." + + +It is needless to say that my uncle and myself lost no time in putting +ourselves in communication with the steamship people, and of course +found that the rescued lad was no other than Lionel. + +His father and I crossed over by the next boat, and found him happy and +well and being made a tremendous fuss of by everybody at the hotel where +we had arranged for him to stay till our arrival. + +"Of course," he explained in telling us all about it, "everything went +all right at first, and we went to Gammage's house in no time, but he +was out. We landed in the garden, and nobody saw us, and I went up to +the front door and knocked, and when I found Gammage wasn't at home I +just went back to Shin Shira and asked where else we could go, because I +didn't want to go home so soon. + +"'How would you like to go over to France?' he said; 'we could do it in +about twenty minutes.' + +"So of course I said yes, and we were crossing the Channel all right +when he suddenly began to disappear. + +"You can guess I was in an awful funk when I found myself alone on the +beastly old carpet, and I couldn't manage it at all. I suppose it was +because I couldn't speak the language; Shin Shira used Arabic or +something, wasn't it? I tried all sorts of things too, a little bit of +French--you know, 'Avez-vous la plume de ma soeur?' and 'Donnez-moi du +pain,' and things like that out of my French exercises, but it didn't +do any good: we only went out to sea. + +[Illustration] + +"It was frightfully cold all night, and I couldn't sleep at all, and I +began to get awfully hungry; but the next morning about eleven o'clock I +began to descend very slowly and gradually down to the sea. I thought I +was going to be drowned, but fortunately just before I touched the water +they saw me from the _Ruby_, and sent a boat out to pick me up. +Everybody was awfully decent on board, and I had plenty of grub and +changed my clothes. A fellow who was going over with his people lent me +his while mine were being dried. + +"Then when I got to New York your cable message was there waiting for +me, so I knew it was all right." + +We were very thankful to have found the boy again, and within three +weeks we were happily home once more, and the adventure with the Magic +Carpet was a thing of the past. + +The carpet itself was left floating out at sea, and from that day to +this I have not heard of it again. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. IV + +SHIN SHIRA AND THE DUCHESS + + +It all began with the collar-stud--at least I put it down at that. + +You see, I was dressing rather nervously to go to a charity "At Home" at +the Duchess of Kingslake's. I had not met the lady previously, but some +young friends of mine had been invited to the "At Home," and they had +persuaded the Duchess to ask me too. + +I do not know many titled people, and had never before visited a real +live Duchess, so I was just telling myself that I must really be on my +very best behaviour, and above all, that I must not be late in arriving. +The card had mentioned "4 to 6.30," and it was past three o'clock now. + +I was just struggling to fix my collar, which was rather stiff and +tight, when suddenly the stud popped out and rolled away to--where? + +Down I got on my hands and knees, and groped about in every direction +that I could think of. I lit a candle, and searched in every available +hiding-place; but no--no collar-stud could be anywhere found. + +And the time was going on. I rang the bell for Mrs. Putchy, my +housekeeper. + +"Please, Mrs. Putchy, send at once to the nearest hosier's and buy me a +plain collar-stud, and kindly ask Mary to get back as quickly as +possible. I am expecting the cab every moment." + +"It is at the door, sir," said Mrs. Putchy; "and I don't know, I'm sure, +where Mary will be able to get a collar-stud for you to-day. This is +Thursday, you know, sir, early closing day." + +Too true. It was indeed _most_ unfortunate. In my neighbourhood all the +shops close at two o'clock Thursdays, and it would have been as easy to +buy a collar-stud as an elephant at Kensington just then. + +What was to be done? + +A sudden inspiration struck me. + +I ran across to the study, and undoing my desk, I found a little +yellow-covered book attached to a golden chain which I had picked up +just after my friend Shin Shira had vanished the last time he had +visited me. + +It was the book which the fairies had given him, and contained +directions as to what to do when in any difficulty. I hurriedly turned +to the letter C, intending to look for "collar-stud"--but, to my great +disappointment, there was no such word to be found. + +"Of course not," I suddenly thought; "the people who live in the land +from which Shin Shira comes don't wear such things," and I let my mind +wander back to my little friend with his yellow silk costume and turban. + +"Hullo! though," I exclaimed a moment later, "what's this?" + +My eyes had caught the words "_To obtain your wishes_" at the top of one +of the pages. + +I hastily read what followed, and gathered from what was written that +_anybody_ could have at least _two_ wishes granted by the fairies if he +only went about it in the right way and followed the given directions +closely. It appeared that one must hop round three times, first on one +foot and then on the other, repeating the following words aloud, and +wishing very hard-- + + "Fairies! fairies! grant my wishes, + You can do so if you will, + Birds and beasts and little fishes + One and all obey you still. + Fairies! Please to show me how + You can grant my wishes _now_." + +Of course _I_ immediately wished for a collar-stud, and I was just +hopping round on my right leg for the third time, having begun with the +left one, when Mrs. Putchy entered the room. + +She looked rather surprised at seeing me engaged in what must have +seemed to her rather an extraordinary occupation, but she is so used to +strange things happening with me that she made no remark, except to +point to a spot just in front of the fire-place, where, to my great +surprise, I could see the very collar-stud which I had wanted. + +"Extraordinary!" I exclaimed, as I picked it up. "I could have declared +that it was not there a minute ago, for as you know, Mrs. Putchy, I +searched everywhere for it." + +"The cabman, sir, is getting impatient," said Mrs. Putchy, as she put +down my coat and hat which she had thoughtfully brought to my room. + +"Well, we won't keep him waiting long now," I smilingly said as I +hurriedly completed my dressing, and a very few minutes later, the cab +was quickly bowling me towards my destination. + +The mansion near Grosvenor Square, at which the Duchess resided, was a +very grand one, and red carpet was laid down the steps and across the +pavement for the convenience of the guests, who were arriving in large +numbers at the same time as myself. Fortunately, just inside the hall I +met my little friends the Verrinder children; Vera, the little girl, +looking very pretty in her white party frock; and her two brothers, Dick +and Fidge, full of excitement and high spirits. + +They fastened on me at once and dragged me most unceremoniously up to +our hostess, who it appears was Vera's godmother, and introduced me in +their own fashion. + +"This is the gentleman who tells stories, godmamma," said Vera. + +"And knows all about the Wallypug and the Dodo and Shin Shira, and all +sorts of things," declared Dick. + +"And if you ask him--" began Fidge, when the Duchess interrupted him. + +"Really, children, you mustn't rattle on so. I am very pleased to meet +your friend, and I trust that he will have an enjoyable afternoon," and +the lady smiled graciously and held out the tips of her fingers for me +to shake. + +I bowed as politely as I knew how, and, following the children, was soon +in the large drawing-room, which was already half filled with young +people who had come to the "At Home." + +It appeared that a very grand personage indeed was to be present. A real +live Princess was coming to receive purses of money which the children +had collected themselves, on behalf of the poor and sick in the East-end +of London; and, after the purses had been given, there was to be a kind +of concert and entertainment. + +Footmen were walking about with tea and cakes of all sorts, and the time +passed very pleasantly, till presently there was a commotion at the +door, and Her Royal Highness the Princess entered and was led to the end +of the room, where a tiny little girl presented a beautiful bouquet of +flowers. + +The Princess made a gracious little speech, saying how glad she was to +come on behalf of the poor people to receive the purses of money which +the children had collected; and then as they passed up one by one and +laid their purses on the silver tray beside her, she had a smile and a +little happy nod for each of them. + +It was a very pretty sight, but soon over, for the Princess, who is +devoted to good works, had to hurry away to another work of charity in a +distant part of London. + +We were all sorry when she went, but were not allowed to get dull, for +almost immediately afterwards the concert began. + +Several ladies and gentlemen sang, and a wonderful boy-pianist played +some music of his own composing; a little girl played the violin +delightfully; and a very humorous gentleman was giving a musical sketch +at the piano and making us all laugh very much, when I suddenly noticed +that the Duchess, who was sitting by herself on a settee, had raised her +lorgnette and was staring curiously, and rather apprehensively, at +something beside her. + +It was yellow in colour and seemed to grow larger every minute. I had +imagined at first that it was a cushion, but now it suddenly occurred to +me that it was Shin Shira appearing. + +Of course! and a minute or two later there he sat, cross-legged, +composedly fanning himself on the settee beside the Duchess. + +I could see her draw her skirts aside and regard the little Yellow Dwarf +in a puzzled and bewildered manner; and, as soon as the musical sketch +was concluded, she called one of the footmen to her and told him to +"remove that extraordinary-looking person immediately." + +Vera and the boys, however, had caught sight of Shin Shira, and flew +forward to claim acquaintance with him. + +"It's Shin Shira, you know, godmamma. He's a friend of the gentleman +who came with us--and--" + +"He was not invited," said the Duchess, looking with great disfavour at +the little Yellow Dwarf, "and it was exceedingly impertinent of your +friend to bring him without an invitation--I am displeased." + +"Madam," said Shin Shira, getting down to the floor and bowing low in +the Oriental manner, "you are mistaken in thinking that I came with a +friend. I--er--appeared, because I was _obliged_ to do so--I--" + +The Duchess came over to where I was sitting. + +"_Do_ you know this person?" she inquired, pointing with her glasses +towards Shin Shira. "Who and what is he? Did you bring him here, and if +so why?" + +"I am acquainted with the gentleman, Duchess," I admitted, "but he did +not come with me. I can tell you, however, that now he is here he can be +made very useful in entertaining your guests--he is a conjurer of very +remarkable powers, and I've no doubt whatever but that he would be only +too happy to exercise them for the amusement of the company." + +"That is a different matter," said the Duchess, evidently somewhat +mollified. "You may introduce me." + +I went to fetch Shin Shira, and had soon performed the necessary +ceremony. + +"The Duchess would be very much obliged if you would perform some +conjuring tricks, as I know you will do with pleasure," I whispered. + +"Delighted, I'm sure," replied the little Yellow Dwarf; "that is one +thing which I flatter myself I can do very well, owing to my fairy +powers," and so it was arranged that he was to begin immediately. + +I cannot possibly tell you of all the wonderful things he showed us. He +made flowers grow straight up from the carpet, and turned a gentleman's +walking-stick into a kind of Christmas-tree, upon which hung a little +present for every child in the room: a fan for each of the ladies, and a +suitable gift for each of the gentlemen. + +This was a most popular trick, it is needless to say, and the numerous +ladies and gentlemen who had by this time joined the party were as +delighted as were the children themselves. + +Shin Shira had become quite a centre of attraction, and the Duchess +smiled at me approvingly. + +"Your friend is a great acquisition," she remarked, coming over to the +settee on which I was seated. "Look! look! whatever is he going to do +now?" + +I was as interested and puzzled as herself, for, knowing of the +extraordinary powers which my little friend possessed, I could never +be sure what to expect from him in the way of the marvellous. + +[Illustration: "Shin Shira placed them in the Crystal Bowl."] + +This time it was really a most interesting trick. + +First of all he turned an inkstand into a large clear crystal bowl, and +placed it on a little table which stood in front of him. Then he asked +for anything to be given to him which the owner wished to disappear. + +Several gentlemen gave their watches, and one or two ladies laughingly +took off their bracelets and handed them to Shin Shira, who immediately +placed them in the crystal bowl. + +To our utter astonishment, each article as it was placed into the bowl +vanished from sight, and Shin Shira turned the bowl upside down to show +that nothing was inside. + +"It's really most marvellous," murmured the Duchess, taking off a most +valuable diamond ornament and handing it to the Yellow Dwarf. "Please +make this disappear too. I shall value it more highly than ever if I +know that it has been through such a wonderful adventure." + +Shin Shira bowed, and taking the jewelled ornament from the lady, he +dropped it into the bowl, where it at once shared the same fate as the +other articles. + +"Ha! Hum!" said a grave and somewhat pompous voice, "our friend here +might readily become a very dangerous person if he exercised his +remarkable gifts in private, and made things disappear in this +extraordinary fashion, and then refused to produce them again. Eh? Ha! +Hum!" + +"Yes--ha! ha! very good. Ha! ha!" laughed a number of people who were +standing near to the guest who had spoken. + +"That's the Lord Chief Justice," explained a gentleman who stood near +me. "That's why everybody is laughing; it's considered very improper not +to laugh when the Lord Chief Justice makes a joke--however feeble it +is." + +I hardly listened to what he was saying, though, for I had suddenly +noticed something which caused me a good deal of anxiety. + +Shin Shira was beginning to look very thin and vapoury about the head, +and, while I was watching him, to my horror, he began to vanish +piecemeal till he had entirely disappeared from sight, after giving me a +strange, apologetic look. + +The people clapped and stamped and laughed, evidently imagining that it +was all part of the trick--but I--_I_ knew differently, and scarcely +dared realise what it all meant for me. + +For a few minutes everybody waited patiently for him to appear again, +and clapped and stamped in great good humour. Presently, however, they +began to get rather tired and impatient, and, after we had waited for +about twenty minutes, the delay began to get very awkward. + +"Why doesn't he come back?" inquired the Duchess, in an impatient voice, +coming over to where I was standing. "The delay is becoming very +embarrassing." + +I turned very red, I am afraid, for I hardly liked to explain that the +probability was that he would _not_ come back at all. + +"Several of my guests are wanting to go early, and they must have their +jewellery before they depart," she continued. "Can you not tell him to +hurry up?" + +"I--I--I--am--afraid n--not," I stammered. + +"But you _must_," insisted the lady. "He's your friend, and you brought +him here, and I shall look to you to--" + +"Oh, Duchess! I'm sorry to interrupt your charming party, but will you +please ask the clever little gentleman who made my diamond and ruby +bracelet disappear if he would kindly return it, as I really must be +going," said a lady, hurrying up. "And my emerald chain, dear Duchess." +"And my gold and pearl locket," chimed in several other voices. + +"Yes, you simply must fetch him back somehow," said the Duchess, +clutching my arm nervously. "You see my guests are beginning to get +alarmed. You must!--you must!" + +"B-but I can't--it's impossible," I endeavoured to explain. + +The Duchess grew pale. "Do you mean to say," she gasped, "that the man +has _really_ disappeared--and--and taken the things with him? It's too +terrible--too dreadful! What _am_ I to do? And all my guests! What will +they think of me? Oh! _Do--do_--do something! I don't mind so much about +my beautiful diamond pendant, but do somehow get back the things +belonging to my guests. You brought him here. You _must_!" + +The grown-up guests were whispering together in little anxious and +indignant groups, and things were beginning to look very serious--so +serious that I sank into a chair and buried my head in my hands, trying +to think of some possible way out of the difficulty. + +The Duchess was almost in tears, and several ladies were trying to +console her, when suddenly I thought of a means of escape. Of course! +the wish! I had another wish left according to what the little book had +told me. I had _wished_ for a collar-stud, and had found my own. +_Perhaps_ if I wished for the jewellery-- + +The thought no sooner entered my head than I jumped up and began hopping +on one leg repeating-- + + "Fairies, fairies! grant my wishes, + You can do so if you will, + Birds and beasts and--" + +"Oh, he's mad, he's gone mad. Hold him, somebody!" cried the Duchess +when she saw me hopping about in what must have appeared to her a _most_ +eccentric manner; but, though several gentlemen came up and caught hold +of me, I managed to get round three times on one leg, and three times on +the other, repeating the magic rhyme, and then I wished--_wished_ as +hard as ever I could--for the jewellery to be found, before I sank down +exhausted with my struggle. + +Then a most remarkable thing happened, for the gentleman who had been +pointed out to me as the Lord Chief Justice, and who had apparently been +more indignant than anyone else at the disappearance of the jewellery, +suddenly began behaving in a very strange manner too, diving his hands +first into one pocket and then into another and muttering--"Strange! +remarkable! Most extraordinary!" and finally drawing out from every part +of his clothing watches, chains, rings, bracelets and jewellery of all +kinds, till _every_ missing article, including the Duchess's diamond +pendant, was restored to its proper owner. + +There was a pause at first, and then everybody began to talk at +once--laughing and protesting that "of course they all _knew_ it was +part of the trick, and they weren't _really_ anxious at all," and so on, +and I knew that the situation was saved. + +Even the Duchess beamed and admitted that it was "really _quite_ the +most marvellous performance she had ever seen," and thanked me over and +over again for having introduced such a remarkable conjurer to her +party. The guests were all equally delighted, and amidst the laughter +and chatter that followed, the Verrinder children and myself made good +our escape, and I felt very thankful that the fairies' "wish" had got me +out of what at one time bid fair to have been a very awkward +predicament. + + * * * * * + +The Duchess called on me the next day to thank me again, and to ask +where she might write to my little friend to thank him also. This +information, however, I was naturally unable to impart. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. V + +SHIN SHIRA AND THE LAME DUCK + + +It was during the summer holidays and my young cousin Lionel was staying +with me again. We had been spending the hot afternoon strolling about +Kensington Gardens, and had just been enjoying a cup of tea and some +cakes under the trees at the little refreshment place near the Albert +Memorial. + +"I think we'd better be going home now," I said. "We'll get a motor-'bus +at the gate." + +"Oh! must we go yet?" pleaded Lionel. "It's so jolly out here under the +trees. Let's walk home past the Round Pond." + +"I've some letters to write before dinner," said I, "but--" + +"Oh, bother the old letters!" interrupted Lionel. "It won't take much +longer to walk, and you'll get them done all right. Come on!" + +With a sigh of resignation, I not altogether unwillingly let the young +scamp have his way. + +It was the best part of the day: the lengthening shadows and the cool +breeze which had sprung up made walking very enjoyable. + +We had nearly reached the Round Pond when I heard a startled +"squ-a-a-k!" at my feet, and a lame duck struggled up from the grass and +limped painfully off. + +"Poor thing!" cried Lionel, who was a kind-hearted little chap. "You +nearly trod on it. I wonder how it got to be lame." + +"Some boys," said an indistinct voice close at hand, "some boys threw a +stone at it this afternoon and injured its leg." + +We looked round in great surprise, for there seemed to be nobody about +to account for the voice; but presently I could just discern Shin +Shira's face and yellow turban appearing. + +"Can't shake hands yet," said he, nodding amiably, "for they haven't +arrived at present, but I've no doubt they'll be here shortly." + +"I wonder how he'd get on if he wanted to scratch his nose," whispered +Lionel, who had a keen sense of the ridiculous. + +"It's rude to whisper in company," said Shin Shira severely, evidently +aware that some remark had been made about himself--"but there, you're +only a boy, and boys are--Hullo! here come my legs! that's all right! I +thought I shouldn't have to wait long for them. Where are you off to?" +and the little Yellow Dwarf hurried up to us now that he was quite +complete. + +"Oh, we're just walking home," I replied, "only Lionel had a fancy to +pass the Round Pond on our way; the little model yachts one often sees +there are very amusing to watch." + +"Yes," agreed Shin Shira. "There's one been left behind to-day," he +continued. "The boys who threw the stone at the duck were seen by the +park keeper, and when he came after them they ran away, leaving their +boat behind them. Serve them right if they lose it." + +"Oh, yes! There it is now!" cried Lionel, running towards the edge of +the Round Pond. "What a jolly little yacht. Why, it's a perfect model," +and he regarded it with the greatest admiration. He took it from the +water and inspected it carefully. + +"I say!" he cried excitedly, "wouldn't it be ripping if we could become +small enough to go for a sail in it!" + +"It's a very simple matter to arrange, if you wish it," remarked Shin +Shira composedly. + +"D-do you really m-mean that it would be possible for you to make us as +tiny as that?" stammered Lionel in his eagerness, his eyes bright with +excitement. + +"I couldn't do it, but the fairies might," said the Dwarf, taking up the +little yellow book which I had restored to him after our last adventure. + +"But should we be able to return to our proper size again?" I inquired +carefully, for I remembered from previous experience that Shin Shira's +magical powers had an unfortunate habit of going wrong at times. + +"Without the least doubt," replied he; "in fact, from the time that you +are reduced to the size which you desire to be, you very gradually +increase, till your original size is reached." + +"Then there's no danger?" I hazarded. + +"None whatever," was the reassuring reply. + +"Then do, _do_ please let us be 'reduced,'" pleaded Lionel eagerly. + +"Very well, then," said I. "And do you propose that we should go for a +trip in the model yacht?" + +"Of course!" declared Lionel. + +"Put it in the water then," said Shin Shira, "and I'll see what I can +do." + +Lionel quickly put down the boat, and stood watching Shin Shira to see +what would happen. + +The little Yellow Dwarf was busily gathering pebbles from the edge of +the pond, examining each carefully, and then throwing them down again in +what appeared to be an aimless and unintelligible manner. + +Presently, however, he said, "There's _one_," and putting a stone +carefully away in his belt, he continued to search till he had found +another like it. + +"And there's the other," he said, coming towards us. + +"Now then, all you have to do is to swallow these two little white +stones and wish to be--let's see--an inch and a quarter high, and there +you are." + +"It seems rather a venturesome proceeding," I said, hesitatingly. + +"Oh no! it'll be all right! Come along! Let's swallow them!" cried +Lionel, suiting the action to the word and popping one of the stones +into his mouth without further ado. + +He immediately became so small that I had some difficulty in seeing him +at all amongst the stones at the edge of the Pond. + +"Are you not going to swallow one of the stones too?" I inquired of the +Dwarf before swallowing mine. + +"No, I think not," was the reply. "I'll remain as I am, I think, in +case you may require assistance of a kind which only a larger person +than yourself could afford." + +I then swallowed my stone, and immediately became almost as tiny as my +small cousin, having, for my part, wished to be reduced to the height of +an inch and a half, thinking that _some_ sort of distinction ought to be +preserved in our relative sizes. + +"There!" exclaimed Lionel in a vexed voice, when I had joined him. "It's +no use after all! How on earth are we going to get on board?" + +"Ah!" cried Shin Shira, laughing good-humouredly and now looking, to us, +like a good-natured giant, towering as he did high above our heads. +"_Now_ you see the wisdom of my having remained as I am. I can simply +lift you on board and push the boat off for you too." + +Suiting the action to the word, he very gently and carefully picked up +first Lionel and then me from the ground and placed us on board the +yacht, then gave the boat a little shove which, though he didn't intend +it to do so, sent us both sprawling on the deck and the boat itself well +out into the water. + +I think I have mentioned that a slight breeze had sprung up, and the +Pond was rippled over with tiny waves, upon which our yacht danced +merrily, the sails having filled out with wind which drove her along at +a fine rate. + +Lionel was running all over the deck examining everything eagerly. + +"I wish there was a real cabin," he said; "this is only a dummy one, and +I find a lot of the ropes to the sails won't act properly. I wonder how +you steer the thing, too." + +"By means of the rudder, I should imagine," I said. + +"Of course!" exclaimed Lionel impatiently; "any baby would know that; +but this one is fastened up so tightly that I can't move it." + +"Well, never mind," said I, "it is evidently set in the right direction; +for see, we are heading straight across the Pond, and there's Shin Shira +walking round to be there to meet us when we go ashore," and I settled +myself down comfortably to enjoy the pleasant trip. + +"Hullo! Look at that!" cried Lionel a moment or two later, pointing to +the shore. + +The lame duck had been disturbed by Shin Shira's passing, and was slowly +waddling towards the water. + +"She's coming in!" declared Lionel. "By Jove! doesn't she look a size +now we're so tiny!" + +The boy was right, for, to us, the duck now appeared a formidable +monster of strange and uncouth shape. Her bill, as she came quacking +into the water, opened and shut in an alarming manner, revealing the +fact that, if she desired to do so, she could make a meal of us at one +gulp. + +Somewhat to our dismay, she seemed impelled by some vague curiosity to +swim in our direction, and the situation began to get distinctly +alarming as she drew nearer and nearer. + +"What on earth shall we do?" exclaimed Lionel. "I hope to goodness she +isn't going to attack us. It would be too silly to be swallowed by a +duck." + +"I fancy she's only coming to have a look at us," I said, "and at any +rate, if we shouted at her loudly if she came too near it would probably +frighten her away." + +This seemed to be the only thing to do, and as the duck continued to +swim directly towards us we both began to shout and wave our arms about +in what must have appeared to Shin Shira a perfectly mad fashion. + +The noise, however, seemed to have the desired effect, for the duck +paused, looked at us in a puzzled manner for a moment, and then turned +tail and began moistening her bill in the water, lifting her head and +shaking it after each mouthful, as their habit is. + +"I wish she'd get out of the way," said Lionel anxiously. "We shall run +into her directly, she's right in our course," and he began to shout +vigorously again, in the hope of startling her. + +I added my voice to his, and we both yelled our loudest, with not the +slightest effect, however, for the duck continued unconcernedly to enjoy +herself in her own fashion in the middle of the lake. Presently what +Lionel had feared came to pass, and with a bump which sent us both off +our feet, the yacht was driven straight on to the duck, which gave a +terrific "Quack!" and swam off in a hurry. + +"Our bowsprit's broken," announced Lionel, directly he had recovered his +feet, "and it's fallen in the water and is dragging the sails with +it--and--look out!" This as a gust of wind filled the mainsail and +caused the boat to careen over on to her side in a highly dangerous +manner. + +"Look out!" and this time another and a stronger gust completed the +matter, and the sail touched the water and immediately became saturated, +so that the boat could not right itself. + +"Well, we shan't sink, that's one thing," I said, for Lionel was looking +at me in an alarmed manner. "The water cannot get into the hull, thanks +to there not being a 'real' cabin and the hatches only being sham ones." + +"That's all very well," said Lionel, though giving a little sigh of +relief at my reassuring words, "but we can't stop here for ever. I +should like to know how we are to get ashore." + +Shin Shira, who had seen our accident, was shouting and gesticulating at +the edge of the Pond, but the wind was blowing in his direction and +carried the sound of his voice away from us, so that we couldn't hear a +single word of what he was saying. + +"I suppose eventually we shall drift ashore," I said hopefully. + +"Yes, but not for hours and hours perhaps," said Lionel dolefully, +"because the wind may change, you know, and besides it's getting dusk." + +"It certainly isn't a very pleasant look-out," I agreed. "I can't see +what we are to do, unless--I say! what's that big box floating towards +us?" + +Lionel looked in the direction in which I was pointing. + +"It's an empty match-box," he said uninterestedly; "that's no good." + +"I'm not so sure about that," said I. "Try and get hold of it as it +drifts this way. I've an idea." + +"I can't see what good an empty match-box can be to us," grumbled +Lionel, doing his best, however, to aid me in capturing the prize as it +blew against the side of the overturned yacht, which we at last did with +some difficulty. + +It was a very large box and had evidently been in the water for some +time; the paper around it had become unstuck from the sides and hung +loose in the water beside it. + +"We must get the paper at all cost, and pray be careful not to tear it," +I cried. + +"Whatever for?" asked Lionel in amazement. + +"Do as you're told and don't ask questions," I replied rather crossly, +for I was very anxious to try an experiment which I had in my mind. So +we hauled the paper aboard and stretched it on the bulwarks to dry. + +Then we hauled the broken bowsprit aboard and freed it from the broken +ropes with our pen-knives--a long and difficult job--and by the time we +had finished, the paper which had been around the box had become dry and +quite stiff by reason of the gum with which it had been stuck to the +sides of the box. + +"Oh, I see!" cried Lionel, as I clambered on to the box (which was +fastened by a rope to the side of the yacht) and began to cut a hole in +the middle. "You're going to make a raft." + +"I'm going to try to," I answered grimly, for I wasn't at all sure that +my experiment would be a success. + +By dint of real hard work, cutting and contriving, however, we did +eventually succeed in making a raft of a sort, the stiff paper, fixed to +the broken bowsprit, making a capital sail; and somewhat in fear and +trembling, we both got aboard and pushed off from the derelict yacht. + +All went well for some time till we were nearing the shore, and then I +noticed something which caused me grave alarm. + +We were both growing rapidly! The raft, which had before been quite +large enough to support us, was now low down in the water with our +weight, and there was great danger of the water getting into the inside +of the box, in which case it would undoubtedly sink. + +Lionel noticed the difficulty at the same time as myself, for he gave me +a startled glance. + +"We're getting bigger," he said. "Do you think the raft will hold out?" + +"I don't think so," I replied, "but we're quite near the water's edge +now--perhaps I could swim ashore with you." + +"Good gracious! I can swim twice that distance myself, thank you. Why, I +beat Mullings Major hollow in the swimming competition last term, and +he's four years older than me, and--" + +Whatever Lionel was going to add was lost, for at that instant he had to +put his boasted prowess to the test. The box, having filled with water +just as I had feared it would do, sank slowly down, and we were left in +the water. + +Fortunately Lionel's boast was not a vain one, and he reached the shore +before I did, laughing and wringing the water out of his clothes. + +"Well, it's good to be on dry land once more at any rate," he said, as +I waded ashore, "isn't it?" + +"Yes," I agreed, looking about to see if I could discover any traces of +Shin Shira in the dusk. + +"There he is!" at last cried Lionel, "but his head has vanished, and +there are only his legs and arms waving about. _They_ won't be much use +to us, and--by Jove! yes! Look, here comes that wretched old duck after +us. We'll have to cut," and he gathered up his things and set the +example. + +It was quite true; the old duck had evidently come to the conclusion +that we were something dainty to eat--in the frog line probably--and was +waddling towards us as quickly as her game leg would allow. + +Fortunately we were soon able to out-distance her; and having fixed our +latitude by Kensington Palace, which we could just see in the distance, +we set out for the gate. + +To our tiny, but rapidly growing bodies the distance seemed an +interminable one, especially as darkness was now quickly falling. We +could see the lights in Kensington, but they seemed far, far away; and +to add to our dismay, when at last, tired and exhausted, we did reach +the gate, it was only to find it closed for the night, and that during +our journey from the Pond we had grown too big to be able to squeeze +through the railings. + +We waited a few minutes uncertain what to do, till presently a cab came +in sight, the horse walking leisurely and the cabby evidently on the +look-out for a fare. + +"Cabby! cabby!" I called, and Lionel added his shrill voice to mine. + +The cabman looked about in bewilderment. + +"Here, by the Park gates!" I yelled, and he got down from his seat and +came over to where we were standing. + +"Well, I'm blowed!" he exclaimed when he had had a good look at us. +"What the Dickens are you? Kids or dwarfs or what?" + +"Never mind what we are, cabby; get us out of here somehow, and drive us +home to Kensington Square, and I'll give you a sovereign." + +"Will you, though?" said the cabby. "Well, I'm gaun to do it, but the +question is--how? I'll go and knock up the park keeper." + +"No, no, don't do that!" I said hastily. "He'll want such a lot of +explanations, and we're wet and uncomfortable and anxious to get home. +Do please try and think of some way of getting us out without having to +call him." + +Our cabby was a man of resource, for having considered for a moment, he +backed the horse close against the gate, stood on the top and lowered +the horse's nosebag by means of a long rope which he kept by him in case +of emergencies, and cried-- + +"Now then, get in there, one at a time, and I'll soon have you over +here." + +Lionel got in first, and as the cabby had said, was easily hauled up and +deposited on the top of the cab. + +I followed, and in a very short space of time we were both inside the +cab and rattling home at a good pace. + +I got the cabby to knock at the door, and Mrs. Putchy, to whom I quickly +explained everything, gave him a sovereign for me. In a very few minutes +Lionel and I were warm and comfortable each in our respective beds. + +In the morning we had both grown to our original sizes, and the +adventure of the day before was nothing but a memory. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. VI + +SHIN SHIRA AND THE DIAMOND + + +I was exceedingly surprised a few weeks after our latest adventure with +the little Yellow Dwarf to receive the following extraordinary letter +from him. It was dated from Baghdad, and bore two very unusual postage +stamps, which Lionel promptly claimed for his collection. + + + "Kind and obliging Sir," it began, "I am in great and serious + trouble and in danger of my life, and I appeal to you to come to + my assistance by the first boat. I will explain everything when + we meet, but kindly do not delay, as everything depends upon your + presence here. + + "Again beseeching you not to delay, + "Your miserable and much-afflicted friend, + "SHIN SHIRA SCARAMANGA MANOUSA + YAMA HAWA. + + + "P.S.--Inquire for me at the State Prison, Baghdad." + + +"Well!" I exclaimed, after perusing this remarkable epistle, "of all the +extraordinary requests I have ever received this is the strangest. This +man, whom I have only met at the most half-a-dozen times in my life, +expects me to neglect my work and rush off to Baghdad, of all places in +the world, to his assistance, because he has got into some trouble which +has landed him in the State Prison there. I always thought somehow that +those uncanny powers which he possesses would get him into serious +difficulties at some time or another. I'll send him a letter stating +that I cannot go to him." And here I endeavoured to dismiss Shin Shira +and his affairs from my mind. + +I was so worried about the matter, however, that I couldn't settle to +work, so I lit my pipe and settled myself in my easy-chair to think the +matter out. + +Poor little fellow! If he really was in such desperate straits it seemed +very heartless to leave him to his fate if in any way I could be of real +assistance to him; and, after all, I could work almost as well while I +was away as I could at home, and the voyage would probably give me +plenty of new ideas for my book. I thought of all the kind things the +little chap had done for me, and how he had always somehow come to the +rescue when I had been in difficulties in my adventures with him; and +finally I came to the conclusion that it would be most ungrateful and +selfish of me if I let anything stand in the way of my going to my +friend's assistance. + +I had no sooner made up my mind on this point than I called a cab and +set out at once for Messrs. Cook's office and booked a passage by the +next steamer. + +I will not tell you anything about the somewhat uninteresting journey +either by sea or land, with the exception that when I at last stepped +ashore in an Oriental port, I found in the curious costumes and strange +surroundings many things to amuse me and to wonder at. + +The entire journey on the whole, however, was decidedly tedious, and I +was very glad to find myself at last in the ancient city of Baghdad. + +I went at once to the British Consul there and told him my object in +coming to the city. + +"Shin Shira!" he exclaimed. "Why, there is scarcely anything talked +about in these days but Shin Shira. He has stolen one of the most +valuable crown jewels, and was caught with it in his possession. +Despite the indisputable evidence against him, however, he persists in +declaring his innocence, and pleads that, with the assistance of a +friend from London, he can prove it conclusively. I suppose, sir, that +you are the friend from London." + +I told him that I was, and that I was deeply grieved to hear of the +trouble that Shin Shira was in, and that I felt convinced that there was +some mistake in the matter which could somehow or other be cleared up. + +"I should be very glad to think so," said the Consul, shaking his head, +"but I fear it is hopeless. You see, the stone--an almost priceless +diamond--was actually found in his possession. But come, you will be +anxious to see your friend as soon as possible. I will come with you to +the prison and see that you are admitted." + +The kind-hearted official called his carriage, and together we drove +through the unfamiliar narrow streets to the dismal-looking building in +which my poor friend was confined. + +A brief consultation with the authorities and the signing of various +papers made me free to enter the prison, and having thanked the Consul +for his kind offices, I was led away by one of the officials to a +terribly dark dungeon, in which, crouched in a corner, I found my poor +friend Shin Shira, looking the picture of misery. + +His face lit up with a smile of hope, however, when he saw me, and his +whole aspect changed. + +"My friend! my deliverer!" he cried, using all kinds of extravagant +Oriental phrases to express his delight at seeing me. "Ah! at last you +have come, and I shall be saved! May all the blessings of Allah be on +your head!" + +The official withdrew, locking the door carefully behind him, having +first given me to understand by various signs that he would return for +me in about half-an-hour. + +"Well, now," I inquired, when we were alone, "what is this terrible +trouble which has brought you here? What have you been doing?" + +"Nothing!" declared Shin Shira solemnly. "Nothing whatever to merit this +punishment. It is all a horrible mistake. Let me begin at the beginning. +About two months ago, after a series of my usual adventures, I suddenly +appeared here in Baghdad. Now I have been acquainted with the city for +many, many years--in fact, ever since the time of Sinbad the Sailor, +whom I knew quite well, and with whom I was at one time very friendly. +Well, I have many times appeared here since then, and on each occasion I +have taken a great interest in the place on account of old +associations. I have made many friends here, too; so when I found myself +here once more I was greatly delighted, and was making my way to the +Bazaar, where I knew I should be sure to find some acquaintances, when +greatly to my surprise I saw several passers-by stop and stare at me +curiously and then, whispering amongst themselves, follow me at some +distance behind. + +[Illustration] + +"It could not be my clothing which was attracting all this attention, +for it was more or less of the same pattern to which they were +accustomed. I caught sight of myself in a polished steel mirror in one +of the shops in the Bazaar, and stole a glance at myself, but could see +nothing wrong. What could be the cause? I had not long to wait, however, +before I found out to my cost what was wrong. + +"The crowd following me had increased in size, and at last two enormous +men in uniform came up and seized me by my arms, and I was immediately +surrounded by a throng of curious faces. + +"'Where did you get that diamond?' demanded one of my captors, pointing +to my turban, in which, as you know, I always wear the jewel which the +Princess gave me. + +"'Oh that! That was given to me many years ago by a friend--a +Princess--who has been dead now for many hundreds of years,' I said. + +"'Many hundreds of years? And you say she was a friend of yours?' +exclaimed the man. 'Absurd!' + +"'Preposterous!' declared the other. 'Look here! If you can't give us +some more reasonable explanation than that, we shall take you off at +once to the Chief Magistrate, and charge you with having stolen it.' + +"'But why?' I gasped. 'Why should you think that I have stolen it?' + +"'A diamond of exactly that size and colour has disappeared from amongst +the Crown jewels, and it strikes me very forcibly that this is the very +one.' + +"It was in vain for me to protest. I was taken before the Magistrate, +and experts were called to examine the jewel. + +"They weighed it and examined it carefully through powerful magnifying +glasses, and finally unanimously agreed that it was indeed the missing +jewel. + +"I was closely cross-questioned as to how it came into my possession, +and also as to my movements during the past six months. My explanations +were considered most unsatisfactory, and no one would believe me; +consequently I was thrown into prison and condemned to death. It was +only by the most earnest pleading that I managed to gain time for you to +get here, as I assured them that you would be able to put everything +right, and explain matters to their entire satisfaction." + +"I?" I stammered. "I am very, very sorry for you, my poor friend, and I +would do anything to help you, but what am I to say or do which will +convince them when you tell me that you have failed to do so?" + +"It is easy--easy," declared Shin Shira hopefully. "Now attend carefully +to what I say. I am of course not allowed outside the prison walls, and +there is no one here whom I would dare to trust with an important +commission. + +"Now I want you to go at once to the Bazaar, and find a man named +Mustapha, a dealer in old curiosities; and, without letting him know +whom it is for, purchase from him a large round crystal which you will +find in his shop. He will probably want a lot of money for it, but +whatever he asks offer him just half, and you will find that after a lot +of argument he will let you have it at that. These Oriental shopkeepers +are all like that. And then, having secured the crystal, hurry back here +and the rest will be easy." + +Although I could not in the least see what Shin Shira wanted the crystal +for, I was careful to execute his commission to the letter. + +I found no difficulty in reaching the Bazaar, and, once there, soon +found out Mustapha. I did not like the look of the man at all. + +He was a fawning, obsequious little man, with shifting eyes which never +looked you straight in the face. + +He stood bowing and smiling and rubbing his hands when I entered the +shop and asked to see the crystal. + +"Ah yea--very fine crystal--for those who know how to use it. Very +vallyble--lot money. You know this? You got?" and he gave me a searching +glance with his little bead-like eyes. + +"Oh yes, I can pay for it if I want it," I said, "but what do you call a +_lot_ of money? How much do you want for it?" + +[Illustration] + +He named a price which I knew to be very excessive, and I shook my head +decidedly. + +"No! too much!" I declared. + +"Oh! but see! Beautiful crystal!" he argued. + +"No," I replied, "too much! I'll give you half," and I began to walk +unconcernedly out of the shop. + +"And you give me little present besides?" pleaded Mustapha. + +"Not a penny," said I. + +The man gave a little sigh. + +"Oh well, you take him," he said. "Not enough money, but Mustapha very +poor, must sell him. I wrap him up for you, see!" + +I paid him the money and hurried out of the shop, for I must confess +that I had taken a great dislike to the little man with his smooth, oily +manner. + +However, I had got the crystal, and that was the main thing. + +I hastened back to the prison, and after a long argument with the +authorities, I managed to gain permission to see the prisoner once more. + +I found Shin Shira all eagerness to know if I had secured the crystal, +and when he saw it in my hand, his joy knew no bounds. + +"Now it is all easy," said he, "and I shall soon be free. This is a +Magic Crystal, and by wishing very hard to see any particular object and +gazing at it steadily for a moment or two, you will see just what you +wish to see reflected in it. Now I'm just going to wish +to--er--to--er--er--o--o-h! I'm going to vanish! To think that I've been +here all this time hoping every day that I should be able to disappear, +and now, just as I was about to get myself free--I--good-bye--!" + +And to my horror, the little Yellow Dwarf suddenly faded away, and I was +left alone in the dungeon. + +I say to my horror, for what was I to say when the jailer appeared? How +was I to account for the prisoner's escape? I was just puzzling about +these things when the door opened and the jailer hurriedly came to tell +me the time allowed for my visit was up. + +He saw at once that Shin Shira was not there, and in a great state of +excitement plied me with questions. + +I felt, however, that the best thing to do was to preserve silence: it +would at least gain time; so I shook my head and pretended not to +understand a word of what he was saying in his broken English. + +The man doubly locked the door and hurried off to inform his superior +officers, and I was left alone once more. + +My eyes fell upon the crystal, and I suddenly thought of what Shin Shira +had said. Holding it carefully in my hands, I wished to see the real +thief who had stolen the crown jewel. + +A vague mist spread over the crystal, which gradually cleared away, and +I distinctly saw revealed the features of--Mustapha. Then I wished to +see what he had done with the stone, and after gazing a moment or two +longer, I saw him take it down to a cellar under his shop and bury it in +a tin box under a stone, which he lifted up from the floor. + +That was enough for me. When the jailer and the other officers came +hurrying back I was ready for them. + +"Where is the prisoner?" they demanded. + +"He has escaped," I replied coolly. + +"What!" they exclaimed. "You dare to admit this, and that you assisted +him to do so? You shall take his place here, and will no doubt receive +the punishment which was intended for him." + +"He is an innocent man," said I calmly, "and ought never to have been +imprisoned. He did not steal the diamond." + +"How can you say that when we found it upon him? Why, he was actually +impudent enough to go walking about in the street with it boldly stuck +in his turban." + +"The stone he was wearing was his own, and he had every right, to wear +it where and how he liked," I replied steadily. + +"His own! Pooh! a likely story. Where is the missing jewel then? Can you +tell me that?" + +"Yes," I replied, to their great astonishment. + +"And the thief?" they questioned eagerly. + +"I know who he is too. Take me before the Magistrate at once, and I will +soon restore the lost jewel." + +My assured tone of voice seemed somewhat to impress the officials, and +they left me for a few moments to consult amongst themselves as to what +was best to be done. + +Presently they returned and told me to follow them. + +[Illustration] + +I found myself conducted to a plainly-furnished room where a +dignified-looking gentleman was seated at a table strewn with papers. He +looked up at me sharply as we entered the room, and addressing me in +excellent English, said-- + +"What is this extraordinary story I hear about the escape of the +prisoner Shin Shira, and that you are prepared to inform us of another +person who has, as you say, the crown jewel in his possession?" + +"It is true," said I, "and if you will allow some of your officers to +accompany me into the Bazaar I will point out the thief at once, and +show you where he has hidden the stone." + +The Magistrate thought for a moment. "I will come with you myself," he +said at last. "Have ready six men to accompany us," he commanded; and a +few minutes later we were on our way to Mustapha's shop. + +The wretched man gave a start and turned very pale when he saw us, but +endeavouring to put a bold face upon it, he came bowing and cringing +towards us, smiling and wringing his hands. + +"What an honour to my poor house!" he exclaimed. "How unworthy am I to +receive such august guests!" + +"We've come to see if you have any more crystals like the one I bought +of you to-day, Mustapha," I said. + +"Alas! honoured patron, none!" cried Mustapha in a relieved voice, +thinking that he now knew the object of our visit. + +"Think--think, Mustapha," said I. "Have you no piece of clear glass +that could be used in its place?" + +[Illustration: "I took up the stone."] + +"Alas, none!" he replied, shaking his head. + +"Look about," said I. "Here in the shop--and down in the cellar." + +The little man's face turned green. + +"The cellar? Noble patron, how should I find such a thing there?" + +"Lead the way and I will try to show you," said I; and despite his +agonised protests, the trembling wretch was made to lead us to the very +spot where the jewel was hidden. + +I took up the stone and showed the Magistrate the box in which the +diamond was concealed, while Mustapha grovelled on the ground, pleading +for mercy. + +What followed was a matter of course. The merchant Mustapha was +arrested, I was released and commissioned to let Shin Shira know that if +he applied in person for his jewel it would be returned to him, and an +apology offered for his unwarranted arrest. + +And so I was set free--a stranger and alone in Baghdad. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. VII + +SHIN SHIRA AND THE ROC + + +When I found myself alone in Baghdad after my extraordinary adventure +with the Magic Crystal, my first intention was to return at once to +England. + +I found, however, that it would be impossible for me to do so for at +least four days; so I prepared to make the best of matters by doing a +little sight-seeing while I was still confined to the ancient and +interesting city. + +There were two additional reasons which made the delay less disagreeable +to me. + +The first one was that I might possibly happen to meet Shin Shira again +before I departed; and the other was that, on the second day of my stay, +I saw a printed notice to the effect that, according to the ancient +usage of the country relating to condemned prisoners, all of Mustapha's +goods were to be immediately sold by public auction, and the money +realised was to be confiscated by the Crown. + +I had noticed a number of very quaint and curious articles in the shop, +and thought that it would be an excellent opportunity for me to purchase +some souvenirs of my visit, to take back with me to England. + +The sale took place the next day, and I was able to secure several +interesting pieces, which have a place in my study to this day. In fact, +I was tempted to buy so many things that I began to fear that I should +soon not have enough money left to take me back again to London; and I +was just about to leave the auction, in order to be out of the way of +temptation, when I caught sight of the quaintest, most uncanny-looking +brass lamp being offered for sale that you could possibly imagine. + +It was slightly damaged too, and looked very old, so I hoped that it +might be going very cheap. + +I was right, and to my great delight it was knocked down to me for a +mere trifle. + +Clutching my treasures about me, I hurried back to my hotel, and spent +the whole of the rest of the day examining and admiring my purchases. + +The lamp, though, pleased me most of all, although it was so old and +battered. It was so very quaint and uncommon, and so typically Oriental +in design--in fact, I felt sure there was not another like it in the +world. + +The time came, however, for packing up, and I had to get everything +ready for the morning, so that I might be in time for the early train. + +I had carefully wrapped up the other things, and was just taking a last +look at the lamp before putting it into the bag, when, turning around +for no apparent reason, I caught sight of a yellow turban on the floor. + +"Dear me!" I thought, "I suppose I must have brought this away from the +Bazaar, with my other things, by mistake. What a nuisance! Now I shall +have to take it back again, I suppose, or--No! it's Shin Shira's. And +here comes the rest of him!" for I could see a little hazy yellow figure +gradually growing out of nothing. + +"Ah! just in time, I see," said the little fellow, when he had quite +appeared. "I did so hope that I should be able to be visible again +before you left Baghdad. Well, how did you get on? You've got out of +prison, I'm glad to see." + +I told him about the crystal, and how I discovered that it was Mustapha +who stole the diamond. + +"Phew!" he whistled when he heard this. "I felt sure someone had stolen +it, but I didn't think of Mustapha. I never liked the man, though, +personally, and I'm glad he's found out at last. He has done a lot of +harm to many people in Baghdad, and he will be rightly punished. What is +to be done with _my_ diamond?" he inquired anxiously. + +"Oh, you're to have it back whenever you like to go for it, and you'll +receive an apology at the same time," said I. + +"Very well, then, I'm off to get it first thing in the morning," said +the little fellow gleefully. "I prize that stone far above its intrinsic +value, for it was given to me by my beautiful Princess, you know, and I +would not lose it for anything. But, I say! what's that curious-looking +old lamp in your hand? May I look at it?" + +I handed it over to him. + +"It's just a little thing which took my fancy at Mustapha's sale, and +which I picked up for a trifle," said I. + +"It's very dirty--wants cleaning badly," declared Shin Shira. "Why, I +believe it's solid brass, though it looks like rusty iron in its present +neglected state," and he seized a duster which was lying handy and gave +the lamp several smart rubs. + +"Just as I thought," said he, going on vigorously with the polishing. +"Why, it's splendid--" + +"Oh!" I exclaimed, sinking into a chair. "See! see what you've done!" + +An enormous form was rising from the floor, and presently stood before +us making a deep salaam. + +"W-who are you?" I stammered. + +"The Slave of the Lamp, Master," said he. + +"Good gracious!" I exclaimed, "you don't mean to say that this is--" + +"Aladdin's lamp," burst in Shin Shira. "I thought somehow that it looked +familiar. I knew Aladdin well, and I've often handled this lamp before." + +"Impossible!" I exclaimed, gazing at the big black giant who stood, with +his arms folded, in dignified silence before us. + +"Nothing is impossible in the East," said Shin Shira, "as you'll quickly +find out if you remain here long. And now--now that you are the +possessor of Aladdin's lamp--what are you going to do with it?" + +"I--I don't know," I stammered. "I must have time to think." + +"I should have diamonds," advised Shin Shira: "they're so easy to carry +and can always be converted into money. Command him to bring you a bag +full of diamonds of all sizes." + +"But, but," I said hesitatingly, as visions of untold wealth floated +before my eyes, "will he really do it?" + +"Try him and see," said Shin Shira. So I took the lamp in my hand, and +rather nervously commanded the Slave to bring me a bag of diamonds. + +[Illustration] + +The Slave fell to the ground and touched his head to the floor, paying +me the deepest mark of respect. + +"Alas, Master, that it should be so, but you ask your slave that which +is impossible, unless you would have me take from the shops that which +is not thine." + +"Not for worlds," I interrupted. "But how is it that you cannot get me +the diamonds from the mines as you used to do for your former Master +Aladdin in the olden days?" + +A bitter smile spread over the Slave's face. + +"The age, Master, has greatly changed, and now the mines in Africa, +which were known only to us, are being worked by greedy men with noisy +machinery, and we may not be seen there under peril of death. This is +the will of the Spirit of the Lamp of whom I am the Slave, and who also +calls you Master, though you will never see her." + +"Oh, well then, that's all knocked on the head," I said to Shin Shira, +who had been listening attentively. "I'll dismiss the man now, shall I, +and we'll talk over what's best to be done?" + +Shin Shira nodded, so I told the Slave I had no further use for him at +the moment, and he vanished. + +I stood looking at my little friend in great bewilderment. + +"It is a great power to possess," I said, regarding the lamp with awe +and amazement. "I hope I shan't do anything foolish with it." + +"Don't be silly," said Shin Shira crossly. "I only wish I had your +chance. Why, you can do _anything_ with a power like that. Leave it to +me to think over for to-night, and I'll tell you the best thing to do in +the morning." + +"But I'm starting for England the first thing to-morrow," I objected. + +"Oh! you must put that off for the present," was the decided reply. +"I'll be here about eleven, and we'll talk over what's best to be done. +Good-night!" and the little fellow held out his hand and strutted off. + +I slept very little that night, as you may imagine, and all sorts of +vague ideas came into my head as to what I should do with the wonderful +power which had so mysteriously come within my grasp. + +I had arrived at no definite decision as to what was best to be done, +however, by eleven the next morning, when, punctual to the minute, Shin +Shira, looking very spruce and alert, knocked at my door. + +I noticed with considerable interest that he wore in his turban the +diamond which I had so often admired, and he saw me looking at it at +once. + +"Yes," he said, with a series of little nods, "it was very easy. An hour +ago I called on the Chief Magistrate, and found him full of apologies +and quite convinced that he had made a grievous mistake. It appears that +the original diamond, which Mustapha stole, when found, had some of the +gold setting still attached to it, proving beyond doubt that it was the +missing jewel, so that my own was returned to me; and the Magistrate +even insisted on providing a new aigrette and in having it replaced in +my turban by a skilled person. So here it is," and he took off his +head-dress and regarded it with considerable pride. "But now to your +affairs. I am still in favour of the idea of the diamonds." + +"But how--" I began, when Shin Shira interrupted me. + +"Are you game for a very exciting adventure?" said he. + +"I--don't know." I hesitated. "I seem to have had about enough of +exciting adventures." + +"It will be something to write about," suggested the Dwarf, "and will +undoubtedly make your fortune." + +"Well," I said, "what is it? Let's hear." + +"Do you remember where Sinbad the Sailor got _his_ diamonds from?" + +"Yes, of course!" I replied, for I knew my _Arabian Nights_ by heart. + +"Very well, then," said Shin Shira. "All you've got to do is to get the +Slave of the Lamp to bring us the Roc, which I happen to know is still +alive; we can then fasten ourselves to his claws, and he will fly back +to his home with us, and there, as you know, the ground is strewn with +precious stones." + +"But why not send the Slave for them?" I argued. + +"He evidently doesn't know where they are, and it's as well to keep him +ignorant on the subject, in case the lamp passed out of your power, in +which case he might use his knowledge in favour of his next master. And, +besides, the Roc couldn't carry him there." + +"He wouldn't have to," said I. "The Slave evidently has the power of +being able to transport himself to any place at will." + +"But _we_ don't know where to direct him to," said Shin Shira +impatiently. He was evidently bent upon carrying out his project, and at +last I somewhat weakly consented to his proposal. + +I rubbed the lamp and summoned the Slave, who appeared promptly as +before. + +"I'm sorry to ask such a difficult thing, but can you catch the Roc for +me and bring it here?" said I, somewhat apologetically. + +"It shall be here, Master, in twenty minutes," replied the Slave +imperturbably, vanishing again at a wave from my hand. + +"I don't know, I'm sure, what I want diamonds for, when I have such a +willing servant," I grumbled, still rather unwilling to venture upon +what I regarded as an uncanny undertaking. + +"He can't provide you with money," said Shin Shira. + +"Why not?" I asked. + +"He'd have either to steal it or make it. If he did the latter it +wouldn't be legal, and, besides, if it was found out, you might be +arrested for circulating unauthorised coin." + +"Oh, very well, then, let's go on this wild-goose chase if you're so +bent upon it," I said, seeing that he was determined to have his way. A +few minutes later we heard a great commotion in the courtyard, and +looking from the balcony we saw my Slave carrying by the legs an +enormous bird, who turned his head about from side to side, staring +stupidly at everything around him. Shin Shira bustled about and got +ropes and straps, and with the assistance of the landlord and one or +two onlookers, we were soon harnessed in quite an ingenious manner to +the claws of our strange steed (if one may call him so). + +[Illustration: "His pinions were strong and mighty."] + +The Slave released him, and the Roc immediately flew slowly up into the +air, violently shaking his claws now and then in a vain endeavour to get +rid of the unusual weight. Fortunately, however, the straps and ropes, +which had been fastened over the bird's back as well, were very strong, +and so the worst thing that happened to us was a thorough shaking. + +This was of no consequence, and when I realised that I was quite safe, I +began actually to enjoy the strange experience of being carried through +the air, I knew not whither. In this case, however, the distance was not +nearly so great as one might have expected, for leaving the city, the +great bird soared over a tract of forest land, above one or two more +towns, and so out into the open desert, in the midst of which was a +range of rocky mountains. His pinions were strong and mighty, so that he +flew very rapidly, and in a little less than two hours he had alighted +on a kind of tableland, at the top of one of the mountain peaks, and we +were at our journey's end. + +There was no doubt but that we were at the right place, for the ground +was strewn with stones which, though uncut, sparkled, in the places +where they had been chipped or broken, with a hundred different +brilliant colours and shades. + +Shin Shira drew his knife and quickly cut the ropes and straps which +bound us to the now struggling bird, and he was soon released from his +uncomfortable burden. + +He shook himself once or twice and preened his great feathers, and then +stalked off to where an enormous nest could be seen in a cleft in the +rocks. + +I have no doubt the patient and stupid bird told his mate in bird +language what a very strange and uncomfortable experience he had had, +and at all events he kept out of our sight from that moment. + +Shin Shira at once busied himself by gathering some of the largest gems +as quickly as possible; and taking from his pockets some strong linen +bags which he had thoughtfully provided, he handed two to me and told me +to fill them for myself. + +This I did, and also put several into my various pockets. I was just +about to say that I thought we had sufficient, when Shin Shira called my +attention to a balloon hovering just above our heads. + +There were two people in the basket, and they were peering at us over +the edge through glasses. + +Presently one of them shouted an order, and the balloon quickly +descended, so that we could hear the rush of escaping gas as it was +being released. + +"Hullo there!" shouted a voice over our heads, "who are you? We've never +before heard that these mountains were inhabited." + +"Neither are they," replied Shin Shira. "We are geologists from Baghdad, +and are taking home specimens of the rocks and stones." + +"Oh, we're going to Baghdad. Can we give you a lift?" said the voice +kindly, and the balloon descended still further, till at last we were +able to see the two occupants distinctly. + +"It's really very kind of you;--I--I think we will accept your offer," +said I, while Shin Shira frowned disapproval. + +"Don't go," he whispered, "we can get some more precious stones if we +wait a little longer." + +"But how are we to get back?" I answered. + +"The Magic Lamp," said he. + +"Oh, but I've left that behind at the hotel," I replied. + +"In that case," said Shin Shira regretfully, "there's nothing else to be +done, I suppose." + +So we thankfully accepted the aeronauts' kind invitation, and were soon +floating comfortably towards Baghdad. + +I must confess that it was far more pleasant than the outward journey +had been. + +Before we got to Baghdad, though, Shin Shira had the misfortune to +disappear, much to the horror of the aeronauts, who thought he had +fallen out of the basket, and who would scarcely credit my explanation +when I told them of Shin Shira's peculiar misfortune in this respect. + +He left the two bags of precious stones behind him, and they stood +beside mine at the bottom of the basket. + +For a few minutes the balloon, being freed from Shin Shira's weight, +rapidly ascended, but presently there was a terrible escape of gas and +we began to descend again at a great rate. + +"Throw out the ballast!" cried one of the aeronauts, and the other, +seeing the four bags of what he thought were worthless stones, in his +haste and eagerness thrust them overboard. + +I was too alarmed at the moment to notice what he was doing, and it was +only when matters had been put right, by stopping the escape of gas, +that I realised what had happened. + +It was useless, however, to cry over spilt milk, and all my thought now +was to get back to the hotel in safety. + +This we eventually did, and my ballooning friends accepted my invitation +to take dinner at the hotel with me, so that after my adventure of the +day I had a very pleasant evening. It was not till the next morning that +I discovered that Aladdin's Lamp had vanished--had, in fact, probably +been stolen. + +There was nothing left to do now but to set out for England, which I +eventually reached; and on arriving in London, and having the stones +which I had brought back in my pockets valued, I found that there were +many worthless ones among them, and that the few good ones, when sold, +only realised sufficient to pay the rather heavy expenses of my journey +to and from Baghdad, with a very little over for myself to repay me for +the loss of my time. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. VIII + +SHIN SHIRA AND THE MAD BULL + + +The Verrinder children were in a state of great excitement and glee, for +we were going to spend the day at Burnham Beeches. + +The plan was to drive over in a wagonette and have a picnic under the +trees in the middle of the day. + +Lionel was amongst the party, and Lady Betty, a young friend of the +Verrinders, so that we were a merry crowd as we scrambled into the +wagonette. + +"It doesn't matter about your being old," said Fidge, snuggling up to me +and catching hold of my arm; "you're not like most grown-ups, and don't +mind us larking about a bit." + +"I hope not," I said smilingly. + +"Besides, he isn't old," chimed in Lady Betty, "at least not very," she +qualified. "He hasn't even got a beard, and if he wasn't a little bit +grown-up he couldn't afford to take us about," she added practically. + +"I expect we'll have some jolly decent grub," I heard Dick whisper to +Lionel. "Mrs. Putchy makes ripping pastry. I know, because we used to +stay at his place sometimes before you came." + +Marjorie looked up from her book and smiled and nodded across at me. +"It's lovely," she said, as we drove along. "We're going to have a +perfectly splendid day." + +We were sitting three aside, and there was just comfortable room for us; +and when we had got well into the country I began to tell the younger +ones, Fidge and Lady Betty, a story. Marjorie closed her book too and +leaned forward to listen, but the two big boys, evidently considering it +_infra dig_. to listen to anything so childish, were eagerly comparing +school experiences. Dick was at Harrow and Lionel at Marlborough, so +they had a lot to talk about. + +Presently, in the middle of my story, Marjorie called out, without +looking up, "Move further along, Dick, don't crowd so." + +"I'm not!" retorted Dick, "it's you. I can't move any further without +crowding Lionel out of the trap." + +"Oh, it's this cushion," cried Marjorie, turning about and trying to +remove what looked at first like a yellow silk cushion beside her. + +It was evidently too heavy though, and she gave a start as she touched +it. "Why!" she exclaimed, "it's got something alive in it!" + +We all turned around to see what she meant, and at once I knew that it +was Shin Shira appearing. + +"Oh, jolly!" cried all the children but Lionel, when I explained to them +what was happening. + +"It's all very well, and he's good fun and all that," said my young +cousin, "but if you'd had the experience that I had with his old Magic +Carpet, you'd be very careful not to have much to do with him--he's +rather dangerous." + +"But think of the adventures you have with him," said Dick enviously. "I +wouldn't funk it if he asked me to go anywhere with him." + +"Who's funking it?" demanded Lionel angrily. + +"Well, _you_ didn't seem to have much desire to repeat your experiences, +my friend," laughed Shin Shira. "My head and ears just happened to +arrive in time for me to gather that." + +Lionel turned very red. "Oh well, sir, I did have rather a rough time on +the Magic Carpet, you know." + +"So you did, so you did," agreed Shin Shira, amiably beaming on us all. +"And where may all you young people be off to this fine day?" + +"We're having a picnic," said Lady Betty shyly. + +"Going to have, you mean," corrected Fidge. "It isn't a picnic till you +begin to eat, you know." + +"Would you mind if I joined you?" asked the Yellow Dwarf, appealing to +me. + +"Well, it strikes me that you have done so," I laughed; "but we shall be +delighted with your company if you care to stay." + +"That's all right then," said Shin Shira, settling down comfortably; +"there's nothing I should like better this warm day," and he took off +his turban and rubbed his little bald head with a yellow silk +handkerchief. + +The sight of the jewel in it reminded him to ask me what became of the +two bags of diamonds he left in the basket of the balloon when he +disappeared on our way back to Baghdad. + +I told him what had happened, and how I had lost all of mine except the +few almost worthless ones which I had put in my pocket. + +"I was rather more fortunate," said Shin Shira, "for amongst those which +I saved were one or two very valuable ones, and several more which I can +sell at a very good price when it becomes necessary." + +"But I thought you could have whatever you wished for?" said Dick. + +"Oh no," replied the Dwarf, "not money, you know--almost anything else, +but not money, because, you see, it wouldn't be legal to make money, and +I can tell you I have often found it very awkward to have appeared in a +strange place with no money at all in my pocket. I have indeed once or +twice almost been tempted to sell even the jewel which the Princess gave +me. Now fortunately that will never be necessary." + +"What part of Burnham Beeches do you wish me to drive to, sir?" asked +the coachman at this moment; "we're just coming to the village." + +"Oh, you'd better put the horses up at the stables, and get a man to +help you with the hampers, and we'll walk on to the wood. You know where +I generally have luncheon." + +"Very well, sir!" said the man, touching his hat with his whip and +stopping at the old-fashioned inn in the village. + +We were all very glad to stretch our legs after the long ride, and +having had some lemonade and fruit at a little shop in the High Street, +we quite enjoyed the walk up to the wood. + +Here under the trees in a beautiful spot we sat down to wait for the men +with the hampers. + +After waiting for some time with growing impatience, our coachman turned +up with a rueful face. + +"There ain't no hamper, sir," he said. + +"What?" I exclaimed. "No hamper! What do you mean?" + +"There ain't no hamper in the trap, sir. I didn't have it up in front, +so I thought you had it in with you. Do you think it's fallen out, sir?" + +"By Jove, sir!" cried Lionel suddenly, "it's my fault. You told me to +see that the man put the hampers on in front, and I clean forgot all +about it." + +If it hadn't been such a serious matter it would have been highly +amusing to watch the blank dismay depicted on every face on hearing this +disastrous news. + +"What on earth are we to do?" exclaimed Dick, with almost tragic +concern. + +"There's only one thing to be done, I suppose," said I resignedly, after +sending the man away; "we shall have to return to the village and have +our luncheon at the inn." + +"It won't be a picnic at all then," pouted Lady Betty ruefully. + +Shin Shira was the only one who did not seem distressed about the +matter. He had seated himself cross-legged on the ground under one of +the old Beeches, and was slowly turning over the leaves of the little +yellow book fastened to his belt with a golden chain, which he always +wore. + +"I think I can be of some assistance to you here," said he, getting up +after a time and coming towards me. "Has anybody some paper and a +pencil?" + +[Illustration] + +This seemed a strange request at such a moment, but between us we +managed to find what he asked for. + +The Dwarf suddenly tore the paper into seven parts, handing us each one +and keeping one for himself. + +"Now," said he, "each of you write on the piece of paper the name of +something you would wish for luncheon." + +He handed me the pencil first, and just for fun I wrote "Lobster salad." + +Marjorie wrote "Game pie." + +Dick thought that "Pies and tarts and plenty of them" was a suitable +thing to ask for. + +Lionel could imagine nothing more to be desired than "Ham and tongue +sandwiches." + +Lady Betty wanted "Fruit and nuts," and Fidge, after various painful +attempts, wrote "Something nice to drink." + +Shin Shira read them out one by one. + +"Yes," he said, "they're all very well, but how are you going to eat +them when you have got them? Now you see what I wish for," and he +carefully wrote on his slip of paper, "Tablecloth, serviettes, plates, +dishes, knives, forks, spoons, salt, pepper, mustard, oil, vinegar, +glasses and a corkscrew." "There!" he exclaimed, "I think that will put +us right. Now watch carefully. You see there is no deception!" and he +laughingly rolled up his sleeves like a professional conjurer. + +He placed the paper upon which he had written his list into his turban, +shaking it violently. + +To our surprise, in a few seconds it sounded as though there was +something in it, and an instant later he drew forth from it a neatly +folded snow-white tablecloth, the serviettes, spoons, forks, and in fact +all the articles which he had named. + +He set the children to work laying the cloth, while he placed the other +lists in his turban, and in turn, beginning with a deliciously +fresh-looking lobster salad, and a large game pie, he brought forth +every one of the good things which had been wished for. + +Fidge's "something nice to drink" turned out to be bottles of lemonade, +milk, soda water, and a bottle of wine for the grown-ups. + +A more delicious feast it would be impossible to imagine. + +We were just sitting down to enjoy it, and I had stuck the knife and +fork into the game pie, when Marjorie sprang up with a little scream, +brushing something from her face. + +"Ough! a horrid caterpillar!" she cried. + +"And here's another!" declared Fidge, knocking one from his coat. + +"And an earwig!" exclaimed Dick, picking one up from the cloth. + +"Oh! and spiders!" screamed Lady Betty, jumping up and shaking her +frock. + +"Dear! dear! this will never do!" I said, for the place was swarming +with insects, owing to the very dry summer which we had had. + +"There ought to be a marquee like we had at the choir treat," said +Fidge. + +"Oh, I vote we get on with the grub," said Dick greedily. "The insects +won't kill us." + +"No, but a marquee would certainly be more comfortable," said Shin +Shira. "Come into the meadow just over there, and I'll see if I can +provide one." + +Leaving Lionel to guard our feast, the rest of us all trailed after him, +over the fence into the meadow, which was carpeted with soft long grass. + +"The only thing is, I can't exactly remember what a marquee is like," he +said. "Think, my dear boy, what the one was like which you had in your +mind." + +"Why, it had four poles, one at each corner," said Fidge, "and some iron +things connecting them at the top, and it was covered all over and round +the sides with some stripey stuff. Then there were ropes and things, and +pegs driven into the ground to tie the poles to, and a trestle table and +two long forms each side. That's all. Oh, yes, and Piggott & Son, +Tentmakers, was written in big letters on the stripey stuff." + +"Ah!" said Shin Shira, "I think I shall be able to imagine it +sufficiently well now. I'll try," and after consulting his little yellow +book again for instructions, he called for a stick, which the boys soon +cut from the hedge, and marked out a large square space in the meadow; +and then, using some magic words, he waved the stick three times, and +there stood the very marquee which Fidge had described, even to the +words Piggott & Son, Tentmakers, on the canvas covering. + +"Now go and bring the luncheon, children, and we'll try again," said +Shin Shira, in a rare good humour with himself (the little fellow was +evidently delighted to find that his fairy powers were acting so well +to-day); and soon we were seated around the table, which, I must +confess, I found a more comfortable way of enjoying my luncheon. + +To say that we did full justice to the good things provided, is but +mildly describing the way the food disappeared. + +The two elder boys in particular seemed as though they would never leave +off, but at last we settled down comfortably to the fruit and nuts, and +were just discussing what we should do with the marquee and its +contents, when we suddenly all started to our feet in alarm. + +A loud bellowing, combined with a dull sound of galloping hoofs, told us +that something was coming our way. + +I rushed to the door and looked out. + +"Good heavens! A mad bull!" I cried, "tearing this way at a furious +pace." + +Shin Shira sprang to the opening. + +"I'll attract him in another direction, and while he is after me you all +escape over the fence," he cried hurriedly, and snatching a red silk +handkerchief from Lionel's pocket, he rushed out into the open. + +The bull paused, and though I frantically shouted to Shin Shira to come +back, the brave little fellow flourished the red handkerchief to attract +the creature's attention. With a bellow of anger the infuriated animal, +holding his head down, tore after the Dwarf, who ran with surprising +swiftness in the opposite direction to the marquee. + +[Illustration] + +"Now children, quickly!" I cried, catching Lady Betty by the hand, and +we all made for the fence as quickly as possible. + +We were no sooner in safety than we turned to see how our gallant little +friend was faring. + +The yellow figure, still waving the red handkerchief, was running ahead +of the bull, but to our great distress we could see that the beast was +gaining on him. + +"Oh dear! he'll never reach the other side in time," cried Marjorie, +hiding her eyes in her hands and sinking to the ground in a panic of +fear and fright. + +Presently the boys gave an excited shout--"Hurrah! Bravo!" they cried, +jumping from the fence and skipping about, tossing their caps into the +air in an excess of relief. I sat down beside Marjorie and explained to +her what had happened. + +The bull was rapidly gaining on Shin Shira and the little fellow was +becoming exhausted, when, by a happy chance, at that very moment he +began to disappear, and before the bull could reach him he had vanished +altogether. + +The bull was rushing frantically about, bellowing and snorting and +looking in vain for him, and at last, turning his attention to the +marquee, he dashed into it, ripping up the canvas and over-turning the +table, smashing the dishes, and altogether making a most terrific +commotion. + +Now that we were all safe we could make light of the loss of the +marquee and its contents, and could even smile at the quaint remark of +Lady Betty when she said solemnly-- + +"In future I shall prefer to picnic where there are spiders, instead of +where mad bulls are about. In fact, I shall rather like spiders after +this: they're so gentle and don't bellow at all." + +The boys were still watching the havoc which the bull was creating, when +they noticed a man walking towards us beside the fence. + +He was a big, burly farmer and looked very angry. + +"Now then," he cried, in a surly voice, "what do you mean by all this?" + +"I don't understand you," I answered. + +"I speak plain English, don't I?" he said. "Wasn't it you that's been +trampling in my long grass, and building tents and what not on private +property? I'll learn you that I won't have no strangers in my meadows, I +can tell ye." + +"I'm very sorry if I've done any harm," said I, "and I'm sure if--" + +"_If_ you've done any harm!" shouted the farmer. "Look at all that long +grass trampled down all over the meadow." + +"Yes," I interrupted, "but it was your bull which did that." + +"He wouldn't have done it if you hadn't teased him," said the farmer +obstinately. "I saw one of you myself teasing him with a red rag and +making him furious. I'm not going to have any of it. Off you come with +me to the police station." + +"No, no, I can't do that," I cried in alarm; "I have these children with +me." + +"People shouldn't take children out if they can't do without getting +into mischief," grumbled the farmer. "No, you come along of me," and he +caught hold of my arm. + +"I'll give you my card," I said, "and if you have any serious complaint +to make you can write to me." + +"Aye, a likely story; and when I write to you, as likely as not I'll +find you've given me a wrong address." + +"Come back with me then to the inn: they know me there and will tell you +whether or no the address is a correct one." + +The old farmer was gradually persuaded to this course, though he +grumbled all the way there that I ought to be "locked up," while the +children, thoroughly subdued, walked in silence behind us. + +"You'll have to pay a pretty penny for damages," said he warningly, when +he had satisfied himself at the inn that I was known as "a gentleman +who often drove over there in the summer, and always paid for what he +had." + +I assured him that he should have what was just, and when he had gone I +ordered tea in the arbour at the end of the old-fashioned garden, and +over it we forgot the unfortunate, but exciting, termination to our +picnic. + +We arrived home quite safely. Sure enough, a few days afterwards I +received a preposterous claim for damage to the farmer's grass, which I +left my solicitor to deal with; and more extraordinary still, I had a +claim from Messrs. Piggott & Son for damages to a tent, which they +"could not trace as having been hired to me, but which I must have hired +at some time or another, since it bore their name marked as they only +marked their tents let out on hire." + +This letter also went to my solicitor, and to this day I've heard +nothing further about either matter. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. IX + +SHIN SHIRA AND THE QUEEN OF HEARTS + + +It was many months after this last adventure before I saw my friend Shin +Shira again. + +The summer was past, and it was the time of fires and warm drawn +curtains. One evening, after dinner, I was sitting alone in my study, +puzzling over a chess problem, when the servant brought me a card on +which I read-- + + "DR. SHIN SHIRA SCARAMANGA MANOUSA YAMA HAWA." + +"Oh!" I laughed, "show him in at once, please." For I had been longing +for an opportunity of thanking the gallant little fellow for the bravery +he had shown in the matter of the mad bull--a bravery to which some of +us, at all events, probably owed our lives. + +"Come in, come in! Delighted to see you!" I cried, getting up and +making him comfortable in "the Toad," the chair which I know he likes +best. I got out the tobacco jar, and we were soon chatting comfortably +over our pipes. + +"By the way," I said, picking up his card again and looking at it, when +we had exhausted most of the topics of conversation which came to our +minds, "I didn't know before that you were a doctor." + +"Oh, I don't practise, and I seldom use the title except on my cards. It +was given to me by the King of Hearts very many years ago. Ha-ha-ha!" +And Shin Shira laughed heartily at what was evidently a humorous +recollection. + +"Won't you tell me about it, please?" said I. + +"I don't know," replied the Dwarf, "that there is much to tell. + +"It was while I was travelling round the world in my earlier days, and I +had come, in the course of my wanderings, upon the country ruled over by +the King of Hearts and his most charming Queen. + +"Talk about turtle-doves! I had never seen such a perfectly devoted +couple before in my life. They were like a pair of happy lovers, +although they must have been married several years before I knew them. + +"I happened to appear at their Majesties' dinner-table one evening when +they were dining alone, just as dinner was being served. + +"Of course they were greatly astonished at seeing me suddenly appear in +their presence, especially as I arrived at a particularly awkward +moment, when, the servants being busy with the dishes and having their +backs turned, the King was squeezing her Majesty's hand under the table, +and looking lovingly into her eyes. + +"The King turned to the Lord Chief Butler, when that official returned, +and looking at me curiously, said, 'It's very thoughtless of me, but I +do not remember that I invited any guests for this evening.' + +"'I had heard nothing of it either, your Majesty,' said the Lord Chief +Butler, pursing up his lips and looking at me severely. 'Shall I request +the Lord High Footman and the Lord Under Footman to remove the person?' + +"'By no means,' said the King kindly; 'I will ask him myself what brings +him here.' + +"'It was a matter of compulsion, rather than of inclination, your +Majesty,' said I. And I explained as well as I was able the curious +affliction from which I suffer, of having to appear and disappear at the +fairies' pleasure. + +"'Most interesting--most!' said the Queen, smiling sweetly, 'and we +should be most inhospitable if we did not make you welcome here for so +long as the fairies will spare you to us.' + +"This gracious speech, and the Queen's beauty, quite won my heart, and +putting my hand on my heart, I bowed in the most graceful manner that I +could command. + +"The Lord Chief Butler, seeing that I was in favour with their +Majesties, now brought me a plate, and some glasses, and waited upon me +most obsequiously. + +"'Tarts, my lord!' he announced, handing me a silver dish on which were +piled some rather stodgy-looking jam affairs. + +"'No thank you,' I replied. + +"The man looked horrified, and the King and Queen greatly embarrassed by +my refusal. 'Er--tarts--er--your Highness,--er--her Majesty's own make,' +whispered the Lord Chief Butler. + +"'Oh, then by all means I will change my mind,' said I gallantly, and I +took two of the tarts on my plate, while the King and Queen looked on +approvingly. + +"I can safely say that in all my wanderings, through all these years, I +have never before or since tasted such exceedingly unpleasant tarts. + +"I hesitate to say more, out of respect to the most beautiful and +gracious Queen who ever lived, but I could say a great deal. + +"However, I managed to get through them, even to the bitter end, and +had the satisfaction of seeing her Majesty look greatly delighted. + +"'I really must have another one, my love,' declared the King; 'they are +most delicious, made as they were by your own royal and beautiful +hands.' + +"'No--no--dearest,' smiled the Queen, her pride in her pastry battling +with her consideration for her husband's health, 'you have already had +two.' + +"'Perhaps, my darling, you are right,' replied the King, with a sigh of +relief, and hurriedly motioning to the Lord Chief Butler to remove his +plate. + +"'Perhaps our guest, though--' began the Queen sweetly. + +"'No--no--thank you, your Majesty,' I hastened to say. 'I +never--_never_--by any chance indulge in more than two, under doctor's +strict orders.' + +"'Very well then,' said her Majesty, 'we will have dessert.' + +"The rest of the dinner was uneventful, and I was more and more +impressed as the time went on with the gracious and simple bearing of +the exalted personages of whom I was an uninvited guest. + +"At last her Majesty rose, gave me a bow, and was led with old-fashioned +courtesy by his Majesty to the door, which was thrown open by the +servants, and the King and I were left alone to our coffee and cigars. +After we had talked on various subjects for some time, I ventured to +express my admiration of, and devotion to, the gracious lady who had +just left us, and the King's eyes sparkled with delight. + +"'You may well admire her, sir; she is rightly beloved for her +graciousness and beauty from one end of my kingdom to the other, and her +thoughtfulness and kindness to myself are beyond expression. + +"'I _must_ tell you of a little incident (which you have just shared in) +to prove to you how wholly devoted she is to my interests. + +"'I have, as many other royal personages have at times, some difficulty +in regulating my affairs so as to make both ends meet comfortably. + +"'Her Majesty knew of this, and immediately began to take cooking +lessons with a view to cooking for us when we are alone, and thus saving +expenses in the kitchen. The tarts you tasted to-day are her Majesty's +first attempt.' + +"'R-eally!' I murmured, seeing that the King paused as though he +expected me to say something. + +"'Yes,' continued his Majesty, 'and to-morrow she has made me promise +to catch her some blackbirds, with which to make a pie.' + +"'Catch them?' I cried; 'why not shoot them?' + +"'Oh! the Queen wouldn't think of letting me do anything so cruel, she +is _so_ tender-hearted. But you'll come with me to-morrow, and help me +to catch some, won't you?' + +"I assured his Majesty that unless I had unfortunately to disappear +before then, I should be delighted, and we went up to join her Majesty +in the drawing-room. + +"We found the Queen surrounded by her Maids of Honour, of whom some were +sitting at the tambour frames, others doing fine embroidery, while two +of their number were at the piano playing and singing. + +"I was presented to these ladies, and, at the Queen's request, related +some of the extraordinary adventures which, as you know, have, at one +time or another in my long career, befallen me. The evening was quite a +success, and I felt that I had indeed fallen upon my feet in such +charming company. + +"At a moderately early hour we retired, and in the morning, soon after +breakfast, his Majesty and I started on our expedition in quest of +blackbirds for the Queen's pie. + +"Her Majesty and the Maids of Honour watched us start off from the +balcony, and several retainers followed at a respectful distance, +carrying various bags and implements of which I could not even imagine +the uses. + +"When we had got some distance from the Castle, his Majesty whispered to +me confidentially that he must confess that he didn't know much about +this sort of thing. + +"'Er--do you recommend--er--_salt_ for blackbirds?' he inquired +anxiously. + +"'What for?' I asked. + +"'To put on their tails, you know,' said the King. 'I have a +recollection of hearing something, somewhere, about catching birds by +putting salt on their tails. But perhaps that doesn't refer to +blackbirds?' he added. + +"I couldn't help smiling a little at the simple, good-natured, +inexperienced King, but suggested immediately afterwards that some grain +scattered before and inside a sieve propped up with a stick, to which +some string was attached, would probably be a more effectual way of +catching the birds. + +"'What a brilliant idea!' said the King. 'I'll send the salt back and +order some sieves, grain, sticks and string, as you suggest. Is there +anything else?' + +"'Something to put the birds in if we catch any, your Majesty,' said I. + +"'Oh! I've thought of that,' said the King, 'and have several baskets +ready.' + +"The men were soon back with the sieves, and I quickly rigged up two of +them as traps; and having baited them, I showed the King how to hide and +pull the string directly one of the birds was under the sieve. + +"Fortunately, blackbirds seemed to abound in that country, and there +were soon several fluttering about, pecking at and picking up the grain. + +"Presently, one got under my sieve, and pulling the support away by the +string, I was fortunate enough to catch it. The King was delighted, and +the more so when a few minutes afterwards he trapped two at once, in the +same manner. + +"After this, the 'sport,' if it could be called so, became fast and +furious, and ended in our catching four-and-twenty birds between us. + +"This the King considered would be sufficient, so we set off to the +Castle again, the men bearing the baskets in triumph before us. + +"'Oh! the dear, sweet little things!' cried Her Majesty, when she was +shown our captives, 'and how clever of you to have caught them all! +They'll make a perfectly lovely pie!' And she set off in high glee to +the kitchens, to try her hand at the culinary art again. + +[Illustration: "This was carefully set before the King."] + +"The afternoon was spent in the beautiful gardens surrounding the +Castle, playing fives, for which there was a specially built court, and +practising at archery, so that the time quickly passed, till we were +called in by the first dinner gong. + +"The Maids of Honour, together with some of the State Ministers, joined +us at dinner, and I could see that the Queen, though sweet and gracious +as ever, was very anxious as the dinner proceeded. + +"Presently there was a flourish of trumpets heard at the door, and two +pages appeared, bearing a silver salver upon which was an enormous pie. +This was carefully set before the King, and his Majesty, after smiling +at the Queen rather nervously, put the knife into the crust and removed +a portion of it. + +"Immediately afterwards, there was a great commotion heard from inside +the pie, and first one bird and then another began to sing, hopping out +of the pie and on to the table, evidently delighted at regaining its +liberty. + +"Finally, amid the breathless silence of all about the table, they flew +off through the open window, and nothing was left but the crust. + +"The Queen sat back in her chair looking half-triumphant and +half-ashamed. + +"'I'm afraid it isn't a very satisfactory pie, from the eating point of +view,' she faltered, 'but I _couldn't_ have the poor pretty little +things killed, and so I put them in the dish alive, and when the crust, +which I baked separately, was nearly cold, I cut a hole in the top, so +that they could breathe, and put it over them.' + +"'It does your heart much credit, my love,' cried the King, 'and, the +thought of cutting a hole in the crust was a very kind one.' + +"And indeed, wherever and in whatever country I have been since that +time, many years ago, and have related the story, the ladies of that +country have always made a hole in the top of their pies, in honour of +the beautiful and kind Queen who first invented it. + +"I did not hear much more of the conversation which followed this +episode, for unfortunately, just then, I felt myself disappearing, and +had only just time to incline my head respectfully to the King and Queen +before I had vanished." + +"But," I remarked, when Shin Shira left off speaking, "you haven't told +me yet how you came to get the title of 'Doctor.'" + +"Oh, that's all part of the same story," said Shin Shira, refilling his +pipe; "it has a sequel. About seven months after the events which I have +narrated" (you'll have noticed that Shin Shira loved using long words +when he could), "I found myself again in the same country, and I thought +I could not leave it without paying my respects to the amiable King and +Queen; so, one fine afternoon, I made my way up to the Castle. + +[Illustration] + +"I found the King in his counting-house, industriously counting out his +money. He left off when he saw me, though, and came forward to greet me +heartily. + +"'The Queen, bless her! will be as delighted to see you as I am,' said +he; 'we'll go and find her. I fancy I know where she is.' + +"He led the way at once to the parlour, and there we found her Majesty +looking sweet and amiable as ever. + +"She was rather confused at being discovered in the act of eating some +bread and honey. + +"'I am suffering from a very poor appetite,' her Majesty explained, +after she had made me welcome, 'and have eaten nothing at all to-day, +and just now I fancied a little honey, for which I have a great liking.' + +"'I hope your Majesty is not unwell, that your appetite is so feeble?' I +inquired with great solicitation. + +"'Oh no!' replied the Queen, with an effort at brightness; 'I'm a little +worried, that's all.' + +"'We're all worried, more or less,' chimed in the King. '_You_ remember +that blackbird pie, don't you?' + +"'Yes, your Majesty, of course I do,' said I, smiling at the +recollection. + +"'Well, those birds, the ones which were put into it, have become very +spiteful and dangerous. They have taken to haunting the precincts of the +Castle, and attack the servants when they go into the garden, +particularly the laundry maids; for, when they go into the garden to +hang out the clothes, they have to use both hands to do so, and then +these wretched birds fly down and peck at their noses. One poor creature +lost hers altogether, with the result that all of the maids have given +notice, and we can't get laundry maids for love or money.' + +"'It's very trying,' said the Queen; 'the poor King has to wear his +things much longer than he should, and I have a difficulty in even +getting a clean pocket-handkerchief.' + +"It was a curious difficulty to be in, certainly, and I felt very +anxious to help them if I could, so I asked permission to be allowed to +visit the servants' hall, and talk to the maids on the subject. + +"This was readily given, and I spoke to them as earnestly as I could +about their good Queen and mistress, and how willing and eager they +ought to be to do everything they could for her. + +"I could see that they felt this keenly themselves, for some of them +were in tears when I spoke of the Queen's goodness to everybody about +her. + +"'B--but our precious noses, sir!' sobbed one good-natured girl; 'we +can't afford to lose them, can we now?' + +"'No,' I said, 'but I have thought of a way by which it will be quite +safe for you to go into the garden. + +"'Now, like good creatures, the first thing in the morning, set to and +get some laundry work done, and I'll go out and hang up some of the +clothes, and you'll see that the birds won't hurt me.' + +"They all agreed to this, and the good-natured girl who had been crying +said, 'I'll come with you, if you like, and show you how to hang the +things up.' + +"'So you shall,' said I, and went up to my room to make preparations for +the morning. + +"It was quite simple. I sent for some coloured wax, and having made a +wooden model of a nose, I made on it some little waxen cases which could +be worn over one's own nose, and _then_, if the birds pecked at it, it +wouldn't matter in the least. + +"In the morning, the wax cases were quite set and hard, and when the +maid and I went out to hang up the clothes, it was great fun to see the +bewilderment of a large blackbird when he flew away with the maid's +false nose, and she calmly stuck on another. + +"The birds soon gave up their evil ways after that, but for some months, +as a precaution, the maids never ventured out without a nose protector. + +"It was for this useful invention that the King of Hearts bestowed on +me the title of 'Doctor to His Majesty's Household.'" + +"H'm!" I remarked, when he had finished, "it's a very remarkable story. +I seem to have heard of some of the incidents before, somehow." + +"Very likely, very likely," said Shin Shira, "Well, I must be going +now." And he shook hands and went out by the door, in a sensible way for +once. + +As he went out of the house, I heard him singing softly-- + + "The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts + All on a summer's day"-- + +And then he changed his song to-- + + "Sing a song of sixpence, + A pocketful of rye, + Four-and-twenty blackbirds + Baked in a pie. + + "The maid was in the garden + Hanging out the clothes, + And along came a blackbird + And nipped off her nose." + +And I remembered then why his story had seemed so familiar. + + + + +MYSTERY NO. X AND LAST + +SHIN SHIRA DISAPPEARS + + +The day after my little friend had related to me his experiences in the +land of the King and Queen of Hearts, I was surprised to receive a +portmanteau addressed to me, which, on my opening it, I found to contain +the little yellow costume, including the turban with the diamond +ornament, which Shin Shira had always worn. + +There was no note enclosed, and I naturally wondered very much what had +occasioned this strange parcel being sent to me. + +I had no means of communicating with Shin Shira, and so had to wait with +what patience I could summon for an explanation from him. + +I had not long to wait, fortunately, for in the afternoon of the same +day the little fellow burst in upon me, clothed in a frock coat, tall +hat and regulation costume of a gentleman in easy circumstances. + +I must say he was not nearly such a picturesque looking person as he had +been in his Oriental dress. He threw himself into a chair and seemed +overflowing with news. + +"I've decided to settle down," he said breathlessly. "I didn't tell you +yesterday because my arrangements were not quite completed, but I've +begun now, and I'm going to settle down." + +"What _do_ you mean?" I inquired, utterly bewildered by my friend's +abrupt statement. + +"Why," he began, "I'm tired of this constant changing from one place to +another; and as I've not had to disappear now for some time, I've come +to the conclusion that the fairies have overlooked the misdeeds of my +ancestors and are going to give me a rest. I've taken a house in the +highly respectable neighbourhood of Russell Square, and I've furnished +it by means of my fairy powers with everything that is necessary; +besides this, I've realised the full value of all my precious stones, +except, of course, that which the dear Princess gave me, and have opened +a banking account. There!" and the little fellow sat back, evidently +feeling quite exhausted by his long speech and vainly searching for his +little fan, which, of course, was not there. + +I scarcely knew what to say to this surprising statement, and waited for +further developments before replying. "I've engaged a housekeeper to +look after me, and two servants also; and--as you see--have discarded my +Oriental costume for one more suitable to this country and climate; I +sent you my old costume and turban by a trustworthy messenger this +morning, having changed at my tailor's into the attire in which you see +me. I hope it has arrived safely?" + +I assured him that it had, and sent for the portmanteau in order that he +might see for himself. + +"That's all right, then," he said with a sigh of relief; "and now I want +to hand you this blank cheque which I have signed, and, in case I +disappear, I want you to draw out the whole amount standing to my +account at the bank at the time, so that I may be able to get it in case +I appear again. I have an idea that I shall not have to undergo these +changes many more times. Of course, if I never come back, the money will +be yours, as I have no one else to leave it to." + +I thanked him very heartily for the trust he reposed in me, and assured +him that his wishes should be carried out to the letter. + +"That's all right, then!" he exclaimed in a tone of satisfaction; "and +now I want to arrange for a nice little party at my new home to act as a +kind of--er--home warming--I think you call it. Ask the children and any +of your friends who know me, and, if you let me know beforehand how many +are coming, I will arrange for what, I hope, will turn out to be a very +enjoyable evening." + +We fixed the date, and after my little friend had gone, I wrote +informally, as Shin Shira wished, to as many of my friends as would be +likely to wish to come, to ask them to attend. + +Nearly everybody accepted--for the little fellow was a great favourite +with everybody who knew him--and, as Shin Shira looked in every day to +know how the replies were coming in, I was able to tell him in a few +days that we might expect from twenty to twenty-five guests. + +From then till the date fixed Shin Shira was very busy, and I only saw +him once or twice, and on the eventful day I did not see him at all. + +The Verrinder children were coming in the carriage with me, and, +according to arrangement, we were the first to arrive. + +There was an awning at the door and a red carpet laid down the steps +and across the pavement; the house was brilliantly lighted, and +evidently grand preparations had been going on. + +I hurried up the steps, followed by Marjorie, Dick and Fidge. + +The servant who stood at the open door, and who knew me by sight, was +looking very anxious, and whispered, "The housekeeper would like to +speak to you at once in the dining-room, sir." + +"Anything the matter?" I asked. + +"Yes, sir, the master--he--he can't be found," said the man. + +I hurried down to the dining-room, and found the housekeeper in her best +black silk dress, looking even more distressed than the manservant had +been. + +"The master, sir," she began at once when I entered the room. "Whatever +_is_ to be done? He can't be found anywhere--and the guests beginning to +arrive--" + +"Never mind," said I, after thinking a moment. "I've no doubt he'll be +here presently--and, in the meantime, as I know most if not all of the +guests, I'll receive them, and explain that he has probably been called +away and will no doubt be back presently." + +I hurried up into the drawing-room, and found that by this time several +guests had arrived, and were looking greatly surprised at finding no +host to receive them. + +I apologised for my friend as well as I was able, and pointed out that +probably he would soon return, and, in the meantime, he would doubtless +wish us to make ourselves at home. + +We found everything arranged for our comfort. Professional singers gave +an excellent concert in the drawing-room--an excellent supper was served +downstairs. + +The children were not forgotten, and, while the concert had been +proceeding in the drawing-room, an amusing entertainment was provided +for them in another room. Beside each plate at supper, also, there was a +little present, chosen carefully, and our names written distinctly on +each. + +Everything was thoroughly well thought out and provided for--but--there +was no host to receive our thanks and to bid us "good-bye" when we went. + +The whole affair, therefore, though I naturally did my best for my +friend's sake to "keep things going," concluded rather flatly, and I +went home after it was all over feeling not a little depressed and +anxious. + +I called the next day, and the day after, but Shin Shira had not +returned, nor had anything been heard of, or from him. + +It was most mysterious, and I could only account for it by the fact that +the fairies may have, in fact _must_ have, caused him to disappear once +more. + +The housekeeper told me, on my inquiring of her, that he had been at +home the whole of the day on which the party had been held, +superintending all the arrangements, and had gone up early to his room +to dress, and from that time all trace of him had been lost. + +I was very sorry, and the more so as days and weeks flew by and nothing +happened to give us any clue as to his whereabouts. + +After a couple of months, I told the servants that they had better seek +other situations, and when they had done so I let them go. I closed the +house, and waited for events. + +It must have been quite a year later when I received the following +letter-- + + "_Isle of San Sosta_, + "_ South Pacific._ + + "MY DEAR FRIEND, + + "I write once more to let you know that I am again in great trouble, + but this time there is nothing in which you can help me, though I + know, in the goodness of your heart, you would wish to do so if it + were possible. + + "When, in accordance with the fairies' decree, to which I must + always most humbly bow, I was called upon to disappear at the very + moment when I was hoping to welcome my guests to my newly + established home, I found myself most unexpectedly in this place. + + "It is an island very little known, and far out of the beaten track + of vessels. + + "Once a year, however, a trader calls, bringing and taking letters + and exchanging for the produce of this place such necessities as we + require from more civilised lands. + + "The people of this country are very simple and of primitive habits, + so much so that it is the custom here if a maiden remains unmarried + after a certain age, and becomes a burden to her parents, to turn + her out of the community, and leave her to seek food for herself or + starve in the desert. + + "This cruel and unnatural law I have constantly tried to get + altered, and the King and his advisers consent to do so only on one + condition, and that is, that I find a husband for the only unmarried + daughter of the King, who is at present an outcast in the + wilderness, being of most uncomely appearance and greatly deformed. + + "I have been out into the wilderness to see the poor creature + myself. She is indeed in a pitiful plight, being far from fair to + look upon, and gaunt and thin with exposure and suffering. + + "I conversed with her and found her intelligent, and patient + under her great afflictions; in fact, her sad case so touched my + heart that, not only for her sake, but for the sake of the other + unfortunate maidens who, unless this cruel law is altered, may + have to suffer a fate similar to hers, I have decided to marry + her myself, and thus rescue her and others who may follow her. + + "I think of my sweet Princess and feel that she would approve--for + never shall I see her dear face again--and in making this marriage + she would know I was inclined to it from pity and not from any + untruthfulness to her most dear memory. + + "The stone she gave me I cannot bear to see any more, and this I + ask you to keep _until I claim it again_; all my other goods and + the money in the bank I leave to you absolutely. + + "I feel that I may never see you again, and if this be so, accept + my hearty and devoted thanks for all you have done for me. Think + of me sometimes and + + "Believe me to be, + "Your friend always, + "SHIN SHIRA SCARAMANGA MANOUSA YAMA HAWA." + + +I sat a long while after I had read this letter, thinking of all the +strange happenings since I had known my little friend. + +I had grown quite to love and respect him, and when I thought of the +noble and chivalrous deed he intended performing in order to save the +poor creature in that far-off island, I felt that he was indeed worthy +of all admiration. + +I got down a map, and tried in vain to find the island he mentioned. It +was not marked in any of those which I had by me. + +Then I found the portmanteau which Shin Shira had left with me, and +looked at the little yellow costume, which reminded me so much of my +friend. + +In lifting it from the bag, something heavy dropped from between the +folds. It was the Magic Crystal. I held it in my hand, and wished I +could see what Shin Shira was doing at that moment. The thought had no +sooner entered my head than I gave an exclamation of surprise. + +A mist in which vague figures were moving filled the crystal, and +presently I could see distinctly a large crowd of people gathered +together. A man and woman stood beneath a canopy--the man I soon +perceived was Shin Shira himself, still clothed in the immaculate frock +coat and tall hat in which I had last seen him dressed. The woman was a +poor, deformed thing and pitifully plain--her gaudy dress and many +jewels but helped to point the contrast. + +Before them stood a priest, and at the side the King, surrounded by his +warriors. It was evidently the celebration of a wedding, and the +ceremony was over, for the bridegroom led the bride from under the +canopy and knelt with her before the King, who stretched out his hands +as though he were giving them his blessing--and then, to my +astonishment, a most marvellous thing happened. A blaze of light flashed +across the scene, and a beautiful being, who I am convinced was the +Fairy Queen herself, floated down from the heights above, accompanied by +a crowd of beings nearly as beautiful as herself. She waved her wand +three times, and the bride became a beautiful Princess, and Shin Shira +grew tall, young and handsome in an instant. + +The King and his court gazed in amazement at the scene, and the Princess +fell into Shin Shira's arms. + +The Fairy waved her wand again, and a bright crown appeared on Shin +Shira's head, in which flashed a single stone of great brilliancy. At +the same instant the jewel vanished from the yellow turban beside me. + +The crystal grew clear as the beautiful scene faded away, and that was +the last glimpse I ever had of my little friend. + +I often think of him, and I like to imagine, as, indeed, I believe to be +the case, that the fairies have restored to him his full powers, and +that the bride he had so unselfishly wedded turned out to be the very +Princess to whom he had been faithful throughout his long life. + +It may be so--if the crystal spoke truly. 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