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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/17669-8.txt b/17669-8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..04f9907 --- /dev/null +++ b/17669-8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13551 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Three Brides, Love in a Cottage, and +Other Tales, by Francis A. Durivage + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Three Brides, Love in a Cottage, and Other Tales + +Author: Francis A. Durivage + +Release Date: February 3, 2006 [EBook #17669] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE THREE BRIDES, LOVE IN A *** + + + + +Produced by Barbara Tozier, Bill Tozier, Sankar Viswanathan, +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at +http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + + + THE + + THREE BRIDES, + + LOVE IN A COTTAGE, + + AND + + OTHER TALES + + BY + + FRANCIS A. DURIVAGE. + + + + + + BOSTON: + SANBORN, CARTER, BAZIN & CO., + 25 & 29 CORNHILL. + + + + + +Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1853, by + +F.A. DURIVAGE, + +In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the District of +Massachusetts. + + + + +TO + +MY MOTHER, + +THE FIRST TO ENCOURAGE MY EFFORTS, + +AND THE MOST INDULGENT OF MY CRITICS, + +THIS VOLUME + +IS AFFECTIONATELY INSCRIBED. + + + + +PREFACE. + + +The volume here submitted to the public is composed of selections from +my contributions to the columns of the American press. The stories and +sketches were written, most of them, in the intervals of relaxation +from more serious labor and the daily business of life; and they would +be suffered to disappear in the Lethe that awaits old magazines and +newspapers, had not their extensive circulation, and the partial +judgment of friends,--for I must not omit the stereotyped plea of +scribblers,--flattered me that their collection in a permanent form +would not prove wholly unacceptable. Some of these articles were +published anonymously, or under the signature of "The Old 'Un," and +have enjoyed the honor of adoption by persons having no claim to their +paternity; and it seems time to call home and assemble these vagabond +children under the paternal wing. + +The materials for the tales were gathered from various sources: some +are purely imaginative, some authentic, not a few jotted down from +oral narrative, or derived from the vague remembrance of some old play +or adventure; but the form at least is my own, and that is about all +that a professional story-teller, gleaning his matter at random, can +generally lay claim to. + +Some of these sketches were originally published in the Boston "Olive +Branch," and many in Mr. Gleason's popular papers, the "Flag of Our +Union," and the "Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion." Others have +appeared in the "New York Mirror," the "American Monthly Magazine," +the New York "Spirit of the Times," the "Symbol," and other magazines +and papers. + +Should their perusal serve to beguile some hours of weariness and +illness, as their composition has done, I shall feel that my labor has +not been altogether vain; while the moderate success of this venture +will stimulate me to attempt something more worthy the attention of +the public. + +FRANCIS A. DURIVAGE. + + + + +TABLE OF CONTENTS. + + +THE GOLDSMITH'S DAUGHTER. + +PHILETUS POTTS. + +THE GONDOLIER. + +THE SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS. + +THE THREE BRIDES. + +CALIFORNIA SPECULATION. + +THE FRENCH GUARDSMAN. + +PERSONAL SATISFACTION. + +THE CASTLE ON THE RHINE. + +LOVE IN A COTTAGE. + +THE CAREER OF AN ARTIST. + +SOUVENIRS OF A RETIRED OYSTERMAN IN ILL HEALTH. + +THE NEW YEAR'S STOCKINGS. + +THE OBLIGING YOUNG MAN. + +EULALIE LASALLE. + +THE OLD CITY PUMP. + +THE TWO PORTRAITS. + +UNCLE OBED. + +THE CASKET OF JEWELS. + +ACTING CHARADES. + +THE GREEN CHAMBER. + +HE WASN'T A HORSE JOCKEY. + +FUNERAL SHADOWS. + +THE LATE ELIAS MUGGS. + +THE SOLDIER'S WIFE. + +A KISS ON DEMAND. + +THE RIFLE SHOT. + +THE WATER CURE. + +THE COSSACK. + +MARRIED FOR MONEY. + +THE EMIGRANT SHIP. + +THE LAST OF THE STAGE COACHES. + +THE SEXTON OF ST. HUBERT'S. + +JACK WITHERS. + +THE SILVER HAMMER. + +THE CHRIST CHURCH CHIMES. + +THE POLISH SLAVE. + +OBEYING ORDERS. + +THE DEACON'S HORSE. + +THE CONTRABANDISTA. + +THE STAGE-STRUCK GENTLEMAN. + +THE DIAMOND STAR. + +THE GAME OF CHANCE. + +THE SOLDIER'S SON. + +TAKING CHARGE OF A LADY. + +THE NEW YEAR'S BELLS. + +THE OLD YEAR AND THE NEW. + + + + +THE GOLDSMITH'S DAUGHTER. + +A LEGEND OF MADRID. + + +Many, many years ago, in those "good old times" so much bepraised by +antiquaries and the _laudatores temporis acti_,--the good old times, +that is to say, of the holy office, of those magnificent _autos_ when +the smell of roasted heretics was as sweet a savor in the nostrils of +the faithful, as that of Quakers done remarkably brown was to our +godly Puritan ancestors,--there dwelt in the royal city of Madrid a +wealthy goldsmith by the name of Antonio Perez, whose family--having +lost his wife--consisted of a lovely daughter, named Magdalena, and a +less beautiful but still charming niece, Juanita. The housekeeping and +the care of the girls were committed to a starched old duenna, Donna +Margarita, whose vinegar aspect and sharp tongue might well keep at a +distance the boldest gallants of the court and camp. For the rest, +some half dozen workmen and servitors, and a couple of stout Asturian +serving wenches made up the establishment of the wealthy artisan. As +the chief care of the latter was to accumulate treasure, his family, +while they were denied no comfort, were debarred from luxury, and, +perhaps, fared the better from this very frugality of the master. Yet +in the stable, which occupied a portion of the basement story of his +residence,--the other half being devoted to the _almacen_, or +store,--there were a couple of long-tailed Flemish mares, and a +heavy, lumbering chariot; and in the rear of the house a garden, +enclosed on three sides with a stone wall, and comprising arbors, a +fountain, and a choice variety of fruits and flowers. + +One evening, the goldsmith's daughter and her cousin sat in their +apartment, on the second story, peeping out through the closed +"jalousies," or blinds, into the twilight street, haply on the watch +for some gallant cavalier, whose horsemanship and costume they might +admire or criticize. Seeing nothing there, however, to attract their +attention, they turned to each other. + +"Juanita," said the goldsmith's daughter, "I believe I have secured an +admirer." + +"An admirer!" exclaimed the pretty cousin. "If your father and dame +Margarita didn't keep us cooped here like a pair of pigeons, we should +have, at least, twenty apiece. But what manner of man is this +phoenix of yours? Is he tall? Has he black eyes, or blue? Is he +courtier or soldier?" + +"He is tall," replied Magdalena, smiling; "but for his favor, or the +color of his eyes, or quality, I cannot answer. His face and figure +shrouded in a cloak, his _sombrero_ pulled down over his eyes, he +takes up his station against a pillar of the church whenever I go to +San Ildefonso with my duenna, and watches me till mass is ended. I +have caught him following our footsteps. But be he gentle or simple, +fair or dark, I know not." + +"A very mysterious character!" cried Juanita, laughing, "like unto the +bravo of some Italian tale. Jesu Maria!" she exclaimed, springing to +the window, "what goodly cavalier rides hither? His mantle is of +three-pile velvet, and he wears golden spurs upon his heels. And with +what a grace he sits and manages his fiery genet! Pray Heaven your +suitor be as goodly a cavalier." + +Magdalena gazed forth upon the horseman, and her heart silently +confessed that the praises of her cousin were well bestowed. As the +cavalier approached the goldsmith's house, he checked the impatient +speed of his horse, and gazed upward earnestly at the window where the +young girls sat. + +"Magdalena!" cried the mischievous Juanita, "old Margarita is not here +to document us, and I declare your beauty shall have one chance." As +she spoke she threw open the blind, and exposed her lovely and +blushing cousin to the gaze of the cavalier. + +Ardently and admiringly he gazed upon her dark and faultless features, +and then raising his plumed hat, bowed to his very saddle bow, and +rode on, but turned, ever and anon, till he was lost in the distance +and gradual darkening of the street. + +"Mutual admiration!" cried the gay Juanita, clapping her hands. "Thank +me for the stratagem. Yon cavalier is, without a doubt, the mysterious +admirer of San Ildefonso." + +Don Julio Montero--for that was the name of the cavalier--returned +again beneath the casement, and again saw Magdalena. He also made some +purchases of the old goldsmith, and managed to speak a word with his +fair daughter in the shop; and in spite of the duenna, billets were +exchanged between the parties. The very secrecy with which this little +intrigue was managed, the mystery of it, influenced the imagination of +Magdalena and increased the violence of her attachment, and loving +with all the fervor of her meridian nature, she felt that any +disappointment would be her death. + +One evening, as her secret suitor was passing along a narrow and +unfrequent street, a light touch was laid upon his shoulder, and +turning, he perceived a tall figure, muffled in a long, dark cloak. + +"Senor Montero," said the stranger, "one word with you." And then, +observing that he hesitated, he threw open his cloak, and added, "Nay, +senor, suspect not that my purpose is unfriendly; you see I have no +arms, while you wear both rapier and dagger. I merely wish to say a +few words on a matter of deep import to yourself." + +"Your name, senor," replied the other, "methinks should precede any +communication you have to make me, would you secure my confidence." + +"My name, senor, I cannot disclose." + +"Umph! a somewhat strange adventure!" muttered the young cavalier. +"However, friend, since such you purport to be, say your say, and that +right briefly, for I have affairs of urgency on my hands." + +"Briefly, then, senor. You have cast your eyes on the daughter of +Antonio Perez, the rich goldsmith?" + +"That is my affair, methinks," replied the cavalier, haughtily. "By +what right do you interfere with it? Are you brother or relative of +the fair Magdalena?" + +"Neither, senor; but I take a deep interest in your affairs; and I +warn you, if your heart be not irretrievably involved, to withdraw +from the prosecution of your addresses. To my certain knowledge, +Magdalena is beloved by another." + +"What of that, man? A fair field and no favor, is all I ask." + +"But what if _she_ loves another?" + +"Ha!" exclaimed the cavalier. "Can she be sporting with me?--playing +the coquette? But no! I will not believe it, at least upon the say so +of a stranger. I must have proofs." + +"Pray, senor, have you never observed upon the lady's fair arm a +turquoise bracelet?" + +"Yea, have I," replied the cavalier; "by the same token that she has +promised it to me as a _gage d'amour_." + +"Do you recognize the bracelet?" cried the stranger, holding up, as he +spoke, the ornament in question. "Or, if that convince you not, do you +recognize this tress of raven hair--this bouquet that she wore upon +her bosom yesternight?" + +"That I gave her myself!" cried the cavalier. "By Heaven! she has +proved false to me. But I must know," he added, fiercely, "who thou +art ere thou goest hence. I must have thy secret, if I force it from +thee at the dagger's point. Who art thou? speak!" + +"Prithee, senor, press me not," said the stranger, drawing his cloak +yet closer about him, and retreating a pace or two. + +"Who art thou?" cried the cavalier, menacingly, and striding forward +as the other receded. + +"One whose name breathed in thine ear," replied the other, "would +curdle thy young blood with horror." + +Julio laughed loud and scornfully. + +"Now, by Saint Iago! thou art some juggling knave--some impish +charlatan, who seeks to conceal his imposture in the garb of mystery +and terror. Little knowest thou the mettle of a Castilian heart. Thy +name?" + +The stranger stooped forward, and whispered a word or two in the ear +of his companion. The young man recoiled, while his cheek turned from +the glowing tinge of health and indignation to the hue of ashes; and, +as he stood, rooted to the spot in terror and dismay, the stranger +threw the hem of his cloak over his shoulder, and glided away like a +dark shadow. + +Julio's heart was so far enlisted in favor of Magdalena, that it cost +him a severe struggle to throw her off as utterly unworthy of his +attachment, but pride came to his rescue, and he performed his task. +He wrote a letter, in which, assigning no cause for the procedure, he +calmly, coldly, contemptuously renounced her hand, and told her that +henceforth, should they meet, it must be as strangers. + +This unexpected blow almost paralyzed Magdalena's reason. It was to be +expected of her temperament that her anguish should be in proportion +to her former rapture. At first stunned, she roused to the paroxysm of +wild despair. Henceforth, if she lived, her life, she felt, would be +an utter blank. Passion completely overmastering her reason, she +resolved to destroy herself. This fearful resolution adopted, her +excitement ceased. She became calm--calm as the senseless stone; no +tremors shook her soul, no remorse, no regret. + +She was seated alone, one evening, at that very window whence she had +first beheld her false suitor, and bitter memories were crowding on +her brain, when the door of her apartment opened, and closed again +after admitting her old duenna, Margarita. The old woman approached +with a stealthy, cat-like step, and sitting down beside the maiden, +and gazing inquisitively into her dim eyes, said, in a whining voice, +intended to be very winning and persuasive,-- + +"What ails my pretty pet? Is she unwell?" + +"I am not unwell," replied Magdalena, coldly, rousing herself to the +exertion of conversing, with an effort. + +"Nay, my darling," said the old woman, in the same whining tone, "I am +sure that something is the matter with you. You look feverish." + +"I am well, Margarita; let that suffice." + +"And feel no regret for the false suitor, hey?" + +Magdalena turned upon her quickly--almost fiercely. + +"What do you know of him?" + +"All! all!" cried the old woman, while her gray eyes flashed with +exultation. + +"Then you know him for a false and perjured villain!" cried the +beautiful Spaniard. + +"I know him for an honorable cavalier; true as the steel of his Toledo +blade!" retorted the duenna. "I speak riddles, Magdalena, but I will +explain myself. Do you think I can forget your insults, jeers, and +jokes? Do you think I knew not when you mocked me behind my back, or +sought to trick me before my face? You little knew, when you and your +gay-faced cousin were making merry at my expense, what wrath you were +storing up against the day of evil. But I come of a race that never +forgets or forgives; there is some of the blood of the wild Zingara +coursing in these shrivelled veins--a love of vengeance, that is +dearer than the love of life. I watched your love intrigue from the +very first. I saw that it bade fair to end in happiness. Don Julio was +wealthy and well born, and his intentions were honorable. After +indulging your romantic spirit by a secret wooing, he would have +openly claimed you of your father, and the old man would have been but +too proud to give his consent. Now came the moment for revenge. I +traduced you to your lover, making use of an agent who was wholly +mine. Trifles produce conviction when once the faith of jealous man is +shaken. A few toys--a turquoise bracelet, a lock of hair, a bunch of +faded flowers--sufficed to turn the scale; and now, were an angel of +heaven to pronounce you true, Don Julio would disbelieve the +testimony. Ha, ha! am I not avenged?" + +"And was it," said Magdalena, in a low, pathetic voice,--"was it for +a few jests,--a little childish chafing against restraint, that you +wrecked the happiness of a poor young girl,--blighted her hopes, and +broke her heart? Woman--fiend! dare you tell me this?" she cried, +kindling into passion with a sudden transition. "Avaunt! begone! Leave +my sight, you hideous and evil thing! But take with you my bitter +curse--no empty anathema! but one that will cling to you like the +garment of flame that wraps the doomed heretic! Begone! accursed +wretch--hideous in soul as you are abhorrent and repulsive in person." + +Cowed, but muttering wrathful words, the stricken wretch hurried out +of the apartment, into which Juanita instantly rushed. + +"Magdalena, what means this?" she cried. "I heard you uttering fearful +threats against old Margarita. Calm yourself; you are strangely +excited." + +"O Juanita, Juanita!" cried Magdalena, the tears starting from her +eyes, and wringing her fair hands. "If you knew all--if you knew the +wrong that woman has done me; but not now--not now; leave me, good +cousin,--leave me!" + +"You are not well, dearest," said Juanita; "take my advice, go to bed +and repose. To-morrow you will be calm, and to-morrow you shall tell +me all." + +"To-morrow! to-morrow!" muttered Magdalena. "Well, well; to-morrow you +will find me!" + +"Yes; I will waken you, and sit at your bedside, and laugh your griefs +away. Good night, Magdalena!" + +"Farewell, dearest!" said the heart-stricken girl; and Juanita left +the chamber. + +Before a silver crucifix, Magdalena knelt in prayer. + +"Father of mercies, blessed Virgin, absolve me of the sin--if sin it +be to rush unbidden to the presence of my Judge! My burden is too +great to bear!" + +She rose from her knees, took from a cupboard a goblet of Venetian +glass, and a flask of Xeres wine. Into the goblet she first dropped +the contents of a paper she took from her bosom, and then filled it to +the brim with wine. She had already stretched forth her hand to the +fatal glass, when she heard her name called by her father. + +"He would give me a good-night kiss," said the wretched girl. "I must +receive it with pure lips. I come, dear father,--I come." + +Scarcely had she left her chamber when the old duenna again stole into +the room. + +"If I could only find one of the gallant's letters," she muttered to +herself, "I could arm her father's mind against her; and then if madam +tried to get me turned away, she would have her labor for her pains. +What have we here? A flask of Xeres, as I live! So ho, senorita! Is +this the source of your inspiration when you berate your betters? I +declare it smells good; the jade is no bad judge of wine!" + +As she spoke, the old woman, who had no particular aversion to the +juice of the grape, hurriedly drank off the contents of the goblet, +and immediately filled it up again from the flask. + +"There! she'll be no wiser," said she, with a cunning leer. "And now I +must hurry off. I would not have the young baggage find me here for a +month's wages!" + +Margarita effected her retreat just in time. Magdalena returned, after +having, as she supposed, seen her poor father for the last time. + +Had not despair completely overmastered the reason of the poor girl, +she would have shrunk from the idea of committing suicide. But misery +had completely, though temporarily, wrecked her intellect. She felt no +horror, no remorse at the deed she was about to commit. With a steady +hand she raised the goblet to her lips, and then drank the fatal +draught, as she supposed it, to the last dregs. + +"I must sleep now," she said, with a deep sigh. "I shall never wake +again." And throwing herself, dressed as she was, upon her couch, she +soon fell into a deep slumber. + +How long her senses were steeped in oblivion, she could not tell. But +she was awakened by shrill screams, and started to her feet in terror. + +"Where am I?" she exclaimed. "Are those the cries of the condemned? Am +I indeed in another world?" + +"But louder and louder came the shrieks, and now she recognized the +tones as those of the old duenna. Deeply as the woman had wronged her, +Magdalena's feminine nature could not be insensible to her distress. +She sprang down the stairway, and now stood by the bedside of the +duenna, over which Juanita was already bending. + +"What _is_ the matter?" she exclaimed. + +"The wine! the wine! the flask of Xeres! the Venetian goblet! I am +poisoned!" cried the old woman, as she writhed in agony. + +The truth instantly flashed on the preternaturally-sharpened intellect +of Magdalena. Her own immunity from pain confirmed the fatal +supposition. + +"Good God!" she cried, in tones of unutterable anguish, "I have killed +her!" + +The exclamation caught the keen ear of the malignant hag, suffering as +she was. She raised herself up on her elbow, and pointing with her +skinny finger to the horror-stricken girl, she screamed,-- + +"Yes, yes; you have murdered me! Send for a leech, a priest, an +officer of justice! Do not let that wretch escape! She gave me a +poisoned draught! she knew it--she confesses it! Ha, ha! I shall not +die unavenged!" + +These fearful words caught the ear of Don Antonio, as, having hastily +dressed himself, he rushed into the room. They caught the ear, too, of +a curious servitor, who flew to the alguazil before he summoned priest +and chirurgeon. + +In less than an hour afterwards, the old beldam had breathed her last, +but not before she had made her false deposition to the officer of +justice; not before she had learned that a paper containing evidence +of poison had been found in Magdalena's room; not before she had seen +the hapless girl arrested; and then she died with a lie and a smile of +hideous triumph on her lips. + +We cannot attempt to describe the anguish of the old goldsmith, and +the despair of Juanita, as they beheld Magdalena torn from their arms +to be carried before a judge for examination, and thence to be cast +into prison. Believing in her innocence, and confident that it would +be established in the eyes of the world, they longed for the dread +ordeal of the trial. The hour came, but only to crush their hearts +within them. The guilt was fixed by circumstantial evidence on the +unfortunate Magdalena. Poor Juanita was forced to testify to the facts +of a quarrel between her cousin and the hapless duenna, and to violent +language used by the former to the latter. A paper which had contained +poison had been found in the apartment of the accused. Her own hasty +confession of guilt, the dying declaration of the victim added + + "--confirmation strong + As proofs of Holy Writ." + +Magdalena was condemned to die. In that supreme hour, when her +protestations of innocence had proved of no avail, the film fell from +the organs of her mental vision. Knowing herself guilty of +premeditated suicide, she saw in the established charge of murder a +dreadful retribution. To make her peace with Heaven in the solitude of +the prison cell, was now all that she desired. She had proved the +worthlessness of life, and now she prepared herself to die. But her +tortures were not ended. Julio, her lost lover, demanded an interview +with her, and when, after listening to her sad tale, he renewed his +vows of love, and expressed his firm belief in her innocence, earth +once more bloomed attractive to her eyes; life became again dear to +her at the very moment she was condemned to surrender it. Her +execution was fixed for the next day, at the hour of noon. At that +hour, she was to take her last look of her father, her cousin, her +lover--the last look of God's blessed earth. + +The morning came. She had passed the night in prayer, and it found her +firm and resigned. In the heart of a true woman there lies a reserve +of courage that shames the prouder boast of man. She may not face +death on the battle-field with the same defying front; but when it +comes in a more appalling form and scene, she shrinks not from the +dread ordeal. When man's foot trembles on the scaffold, woman stands +there serene, unwavering, and self-sustained. + +One hour before the appointed time, the door of Magdalena's cell +opened, and a tall figure, wrapped in a dark cloak, with a slouched +hat and sable plume, stood before her. It was the same who had gazed +on her so often in the church of San Ildefonso, the same who had +encountered Julio in the narrow street with proofs of her alleged +falsity. + +"Is the hour arrived?" asked Magdalena, calmly. + +"Nay," replied the stranger, in a deep tone. "Can you not see the +prison clock through the bars of your cell door? Look; it lacks yet an +hour of noon." + +"Then, sir, you come to announce the arrival of the holy father,--of +my friends." + +"They will be here anon," said the stranger. + +"I do not," said Magdalena, in the same calm tone she had before +employed, "see you now for the first time." + +"Beautiful girl!" cried the stranger; "no! I have for months haunted +you like your shadow. Your fair face threw the first gleams of +sunshine into my heart that have visited it from early manhood. I love +you, Magdalena!" + +"This is no hour and no place for words like these," replied the +captive, coldly. + +"Nay!" cried the stranger, with sudden energy. "Beautiful girl, I come +to save you!" + +"To save me!" cried Magdalena, a sudden, wild hope springing in her +breast,"--to save me! It is well done. Believe me, I am innocent. You +have bribed the jailer to open my prison doors; you have contrived +some means of evasion. I know not--I care not what. I shall be freed! +I shall clasp my father's knees once more. I shall go forth into the +blessed air and light of heaven. God bless you, whoever you are, for +your words of hope!" + +"You shall go forth, if you will," replied the stranger; "but openly, +in the face and eyes of man. At my word the prison bars will fall, the +keys will turn, the gates will be unbarred. I have a royal pardon!" + +"Give it me! give it me!" almost shrieked Magdalena. + +"It is bestowed on one condition: that you become my wife." + +"That I become your wife!" repeated Magdalena, as if she but half +comprehended the words. "Forsake poor Julio! And yet the bribe, to +escape a death of infamy, to save my father's gray hairs from going +down to a dishonored grave! Speak! who are you, with power to save me +on these terms?" + +The stranger tossed aside his sable hat and plume, and dropped his +cloak, and stood before her in a rich dress of black velvet, trimmed +with point lace, a broadsword belted to his waist. He was a man of +middle age, of a fine, athletic figure, and handsome face, but there +was an indescribable expression in his dark eyes, in the stern lines +about his handsome mouth, that affected the gazer with a strange, +shuddering horror. + +"Peruse me well, maiden," said the stranger. "I am not deformed. I am +as other men. If there be no glow in my cheek, still the blood that +flows through my veins is healthy and untainted. Moreover, though I be +not noble, my character is stainless. If to be the wife of an honest +man is not too dear a purchase for your life, accept my hand, and you +are saved." + +"Who are you?" cried Magdalena, intense curiosity mastering her even +in that moment. + +"I am the executioner of Madrid!" replied the stranger. + +Magdalena covered her face with her hands, and uttered a low cry of +horror. + +"I am the executioner of Madrid!" repeated he. "I have never committed +crime in my life, though my blade has been reddened with the blood of +my fellow-creatures. Yet no man takes my hand,--no man breaks bread or +drinks wine with me. I, the dread minister of justice, a necessity of +society, like the soldier on the rampart, or the priest at the altar, +am a being lonely, abhorred, accursed. Yet I have the feelings, the +passions of other men. But what maiden would listen to the suit of +one like me? What father would give his daughter to my arms? None, +none! And, therefore, the state decrees that when the executioner +would wed, he must take to his arms a woman doomed to death. I loved +you, Magdalena, hopelessly, ere I dreamed the hour would ever arrive +when I might hope to claim you. That hour has now come. I offer you +your life and my hand. You must be my bride, or my victim!" + +"Your victim! your victim!" cried Magdalena. "Death a thousand times, +though a thousand times undeserved, rather than your foul embrace!" + +"You have chosen. Your blood be on your own head!" cried the +executioner, stamping his foot. "You die unshriven and unblessed!" + +"At least, abhorred ruffian," cried Magdalena, "I have some little +time for preparation! The hour has not yet arrived." + +"Has it not?" cried the executioner. "Behold yon clock!" + +And as her eyes were strained upon the dial, he strode out of the +cell, and seizing the hands, advanced them to the hour of noon. Then, +at a signal from his hand, the prison bell began to toll. + +"Mercy; mercy!" cried Magdalena, as he rejoined her. "Slay me not +before my time!" + +But the hand of the ruffian already grasped her arm, and he dragged +her forth into the corridor. + +At that moment, however, a loud shout arose, and a group of officials, +escorting the goldsmith and Julio, waving a paper in his hand, rushed +breathlessly along the passage. + +"Saved, saved!" cried Magdalena. "Hither, hither, father, Julio!" + +The executioner had wreathed his hand in her dark, flowing tresses; +already his dreadful weapon was brandished in the air, when it was +crossed by the bright Toledo blade of the young cavalier, and flew +from his grasp, clanging against the prison wall. + +"Unhand her, dog!" cried Julio, "or die the death!" + +Sullenly the executioner released his hold, and sullenly listened to +the royal pardon. + +Magdalena was soon beneath her father's roof,--soon in the arms of her +cousin Juanita. Long did she resist the importunities of Julio; for +though innocent in fact, judicially she stood convicted of a capital +offence. But as time rolled on,--as her innocence became the popular +belief,--she finally relented, accepted his hand, and beneath the +beautiful sky of Italy, forgot, or remembered only as a dream, the +perils and sorrows of her early life. + + + + +PHILETUS POTTS. + +A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. + + +Philetus Potts is dead. Like Grimes, he was a "good old man!" A true +gentleman of the old school, he clung to many of the fashions of a +by-gone period with a pertinacity, which, to the eyes of the +thoughtless, savored somewhat of the ludicrous. It was only of late +years that he relinquished his three-cornered hat; to breeches, +buckles, and hair powder he adhered to the last. He was also partial +to pigtails, though his earliest was shorn from his head by a +dangerous rival, who cut him out of the good graces of Miss Polly +Martine, a powdered beauty of the past century, by amputating his cue; +while his latest one was sacrificed on the altar of humanity--but +thereby hangs a tale. + +If Mr. Potts was behind his age in dress, he was in advance of it in +sentiment. In his breast the milk of human kindness never curdled, and +his intelligent mind was ever actively employed in devising ways and +means to alleviate the sufferings of humanity, and to change the +hearts of evil doers. His comprehensive kindness included the brute +creation as well as mankind, in the circle of his active sympathy. + +We remember an instance of his sympathy for animals. We had been +making an excursion into the country. It was high noon of a sultry +summer day; eggs were cooking in the sun, and the mercury in the +thermometer stood at the top of the tube. Passing out of a small +village, we passed a young lady pleasantly and coolly attired in +white, and carrying a sunshade whose grateful shadow melted into the +cool, clear olive of her fine complexion. + +Mr. Potts sighed, for she reminded him of Miss Polly Martine at the +same age; and Polly Martine reminded him of parasols by some recondite +association. Mr. Potts remembered the first umbrella that was brought +into Boston. He always carried one that might have been the first, it +was so venerable, yet whole and decent, like an old gentleman in good +preservation. It was a green silk one, with a plain, mahogany handle, +and a ring instead of a ferrule, and very large. Discoursing of +umbrellas, we came upon a cow. Mr. Potts was fond of cows--grateful to +them--always spoke of them with respect. This particular cow inhabited +a small paddock by the roadside, which was enclosed by a Virginia +fence, and contained very little grass, and no provision for shade and +shelter. So the cow stood in the sunshine, with her head resting on +the fence, and her tongue lolling out of her mouth, and her large, +intelligent eyes fixed on the far distance, where a herd of kine were +feasting knee-deep in a field of clover, beside a running brook, +overshadowed by magnificent walnut trees. + +"Poor thing!" said Mr. Potts; and he stopped short and looked at the +cow. + +The cow looked at Mr. Potts. One had evidently magnetically influenced +the other. + +"She is a female, like the lady we encountered," said Mr. Potts, +"but," added he, with a burst of feeling, "she has no parasol!" + +The assertion was indisputable. It was a truism, cows are never +provided with parasols,--but then great men are famous for uttering +truisms, and we venerated Mr. Potts for following the example. + +"It is now twelve o'clock!" said Mr. Potts, consulting his repeater. +"At half past four, the shadow of the buttonwood will fall into this +poor animal's pasture. Four hours and a half of torture, rendered more +painful by the contemplation of the luxuries of her remote companions! +It is insufferable!" + +Then Mr. Potts, with a genial smile on his Pickwickian countenance, +expanded his green silk umbrella, mounted the fence, on which he sat +astride, and patiently held the umbrella over the cow's head for the +space of four and a half mortal hours. The action was sublime. I +regret to add that the animal proved ungrateful, and, when Mr. Potts +closed his umbrella on the shadow of the buttonwood relieving guard, +facilitated his descent from the Virginia fence by an ungraceful +application of her horns to the amplitude of his venerable person. + +It was in the summer following, that the incident I am about to relate +occurred. It was fly-time,--I remember it well. We were again walking +together, when we came to a wall-eyed horse, harnessed to a dog's meat +cart, and left standing by his unfeeling master while he indulged in +porter and pipes in a small suburban pothouse, much affected by +Milesians. The horse was much annoyed by flies, and testified his +impatience and suffering by stamping and tossing his head. Mr. Potts +was the first to notice that the poor animal had no tail,--for the two +or three vertebrę attached to the termination of the spine could +hardly be supposed to constitute a tail proper. The discovery filled +him with horror. A horse in fly-time without a tail! The case was +worse than that of the cow. + +"And here I am!" exclaimed the great and good man, in a tone of the +bitterest self-reproach, "luxuriating in a pigtail which that poor +creature would be glad of!" + +With these words he produced a penknife, and placing it in my hands, +resolutely bade me amputate his cue. I did so with tears in my eyes, +and placed the severed ornament in the hands of my companion. With a +piece of tape he affixed it to the horse's stump, and the gush of +satisfaction he felt at seeing the first fly despatched by the +ingenious but costly substitute for a tail, must have been, I think, +an adequate recompense for the sacrifice. + +I think it was in that same summer that Mr. Potts laid before the +Philanthropic and Humane Society, of which he was an honorable and +honorary member, his "plan for the amelioration of the condition of +no-tailed horses in fly-time, by the substitution of feather dusters +for the natural appendage, to which are added some hints on the +grafting of tails with artificial scions, by a retired farrier in ill +health." + +During the last year of his life, Mr. Potts offered a prize of five +thousand dollars for the discovery of a harmless and indelible white +paint, to be used in changing the complexion of the colored +population, to place them on an equality with ourselves, or for any +chemical process which would produce the same result. + +Mr. Potts proposed to substitute for capital punishment, houses of +seclusion for murderers, where, remote from the world, in rural +retreats, they might converse with nature, and in the cultivation of +the earth, or the pursuit of botany, might become gradually softened +and humanized. At the expiration of a few months' probation, he +proposed to restore them to society. + +A criminal is an erring brother. The object of punishment is +reformation, and not vengeance. Hence, Mr. Potts proposed to supply +our prisoners with teachers of languages, arts and sciences, dancing +and gymnastics. Every prison should have, he contended, a billiard +room and bowling saloon, a hairdresser, and a French cook. +Occasionally, accompanied by proper officers, the convicts should be +taken to the Italian Opera, or allowed to dance at Papanti's. The +object would be so to refine their tastes that they should shrink from +theft and murder, simply because they were ungentlemanly. Readmitted +to society, these gentlemen would give tone to the upper classes. + +But Mr. Potts has gone in the midst of his schemes of usefulness. The +tailless quadruped, the shedless cow, the unwhitewashed African, the +condemned felon, the unhappy prisoner, actually treated as if he were +no gentleman, in him have lost a friend. When shall we see his like +again? Echo answers, Probably not for a very long period. + + + + +THE GONDOLIER. + + O, rest thee here, my gondolier, + Rest, rest, while up I go, + To climb yon light balcony's height + While thou keep'st watch below. + Ah! if high Heaven had tongues as well + As starry eyes to see-- + O, think what tales 'twould hate to tell + Of wandering youths like me. + + MOORE. + + +The traveller of to-day who visits Venice sees in that once splendid +city nothing but a mass of mouldering palaces, the melancholy remains +of former grandeur and magnificence; but few tokens to remind him that +she was once the queen of the Adriatic, the emporium of Europe. But at +the period of which we write the "sea Cybele" was in the very zenith +of her brilliancy and power. + +It was the season of carnival, and nowhere else in Italy were the +holidays celebrated with such zest and magnificence. By night millions +of lamps burned in the palace windows, rivalling the splendors of the +firmament, and reflected in the still waters of the lagoons like +myriads of stars. Night and day music was resounding. There were +regattas, balls, and festas, and the entire population seemed to have +gone mad with gayety, and to have lost all thought of the Council of +Ten, the Bridge of Signs, and the poniards of the bravoes. + +On a bright morning of this holiday season, a group of young +gondoliers, attired in their gayest costume, were sitting at the head +of a flight of marble steps that led up from one of the canals, +waiting for their fares. A cavalier and lady, both gayly attired, and +both masked, had just alighted from a gondola and passed the boatman +on their way to some rendezvous. + +The gondolier who had conducted them, an old, gray-headed, +hard-looking fellow, had pocketed his fee, nodded his thanks, and +pushed off again from the landing. + +"There goes old Beppo," said one of the gondoliers on shore. "He will +make a good day's work of it. I can swear I saw the glitter of gold in +his hand just now." + +"Yes, yes!" said another. "Let him alone for making his money. And +what he makes, he keeps. He's a close-fisted old hunks." + +"And what is he so scrimping and saving for?" asked a third. "He is +unmarried--he has no children." + +"No--but he is to be married," said the first. + +"How! the man's past sixty." + +"Yes, comrade, but he will not be the first old fellow who has taken a +young wife in his dotage. Have you never heard that he has a young +ward, beautiful as an angel, whom he keeps cooped up as tenderly as a +brooding dove in his tumble-down old house on the Canal Orfano? Nobody +but himself has ever set eyes on her to my knowledge." + +"There you're mistaken, Stefano," said a young man, who had not +hitherto spoken. He was a fine, dashing, handsome young fellow of +twenty-six, in a holiday suit of crimson and gold, with a fiery eye, +long, curling locks, and a mustache as black as jet. + +"Let's hear what Antonio Giraldo has to say about the matter!" cried +his companions. + +"Simply this," said the young man. "I have seen the imprisoned fair +one--the peerless Zanetta--for such is her name. She is lovely as the +day; and for her voice--why--_Corpo di Bacco_! La Gianina, the prima +donna, is a screechowl to _my_ nightingale." + +"_Your_ nightingale! Bravo!" cried Stefano, in a tone of mocking +irony. "What can you know about her voice?" + +"Simply this, Master Stefano," replied the young gondolier. "When +floating beneath her window in my gondola, I have addressed her in +such rude strains of melody as I best knew how to frame. She has +replied in tones so liquid and pure that the angels might have +listened." + +"By Heaven! the fellow's in love!" cried Stefano. + +"Long live music and love!" cried Antonio. "What were life worth +without them?" + +"You're in excellent spirits!" cried Stefano. + +"And why shouldn't a man be, on his wedding day?" + +"Mad as a march hare," cried Stefano. + +"Mark me," said Antonio. "That girl shall never marry old Beppo--my +word for it. She hates him." + +"She'll elope with some noble, then." + +"To be cast off to wither when he is tired of her charms? No! the +bridegroom for Zanetta is a gondolier." + +"With all my heart," said Stefano. "But come, comrades, it is no use +waiting here. Let us to our gondolas, and row for St. Marks. You'll +come with us, Antonio." + +"Not I--my occupation's gone." + +"How so?" + +"I have sold my gondola." + +"Sold your gondola." + +"Ay--that was my word." + +"But why?" + +"I wanted money." + +"Your gondola was the means of earning it." + +"Very true--but I had occasion for a certain sum at once." + +"And why not have recourse to our purses, Antonio? Light as they are, +we would have made it up by contributions among us." + +"I doubted not your kindness--but my self-respect would not permit me +to ask your aid. Good by, comrades; we shall meet again to-morrow." + +"To-morrow. _Addio_!" + + * * * * * + +There was a brilliant masquerade that evening at the palazzo of Count +Giulio Colonna. Invitations had been issued to all the world, and all +the world was present. The finest music, the richest wines, the most +splendid decorations were lavished on the occasion. Perhaps, among +that brilliant company, there was more than one plebeian, who, under +cover of the masque, and employing the license common at these +saturnalia, had intruded himself unbidden. + +Old Beppo, the gondolier, was in attendance at the vestibule of the +palace, feasting his avaricious eyes on the glimpses of wealth and +luxury he noted within doors, when a gentleman in rich costume, and +wearing a mask, beckoned him to one side, and desired a moment's +interview. + +"Do you know me?" was the first question asked by the stranger. + +"No, signor," replied the old gondolier. + +"Do you know these gentlemen?" asked the mask, slipping a couple of +gold pieces into the miser's hand. + +"Perfectly," replied the boatman, grinning. "What are your lordship's +commands?" + +"Is your gondola in waiting?" + +"Yes, signor. It lies below, moored to the landing." + +"'Tis well; hast thou any scruples about aiding in a love intrigue?" + +"None in the world, signor." + +"Then I'll make a confidant of you." + +"I will be all secrecy, signor." + +"Briefly then, gondolier," said the mask, "I am in love with a very +charming young person." + +"Well." + +"Well--and this young person loves me in return." + +"Good; and you are going to marry her." + +"Not so fast, gondolier. She has an old guardian, who, at the age of +sixty, or more, has been absurd enough--only think of it--to propose +to marry her himself." + +"The absurd old fool!" cried Beppo, not without some twinges, for he +thought of his own projects with regard to Zanetta. + +"Now, then," said the mask, "I have resolved to run away with her +to-night. I have the opportunity--for she is here in the Palazzo +Colonna. Now will and can you aid me? I will recompense you +liberally." + +"Ah! my lord--your lordship has come to the right market," said the +old sinner. "I'm used to affairs of this kind. Has your lordship a +priest engaged?" + +"I have not." + +"Then I can recommend one. Hard by is a chapel dedicated to Our Lady, +where there is a very worthy man, accustomed to affairs of this kind, +who will tie the knot for a moderate fee, without asking any +impertinent questions." + +"His name?" + +"Father Dominic." + +"Good! he is the man for us--and you are the prince of gondoliers. +Get your gondola ready, and I will rejoin you at the foot of the +stairs with the lady in a moment." + +Old Beppo hastened to prepare his gondola, and while so doing, +muttered to himself,-- + +"Well, well--this is a good night's work. I'm getting old, and I must +soon retire from business. Every stroke of luck like this helps on the +day when I shall call Zanetta mine. So, there's another old fool to be +duped to-night! Serve him right! Why don't he keep his treasure under +lock and key, as I do? But men will never learn wisdom. Here they +come." + +The young cavalier reappeared upon the marble steps, leading a lady, +masked and veiled, but whose elastic step and graceful bearing seemed +to designate her as one moving in the highest circles. The young +lovers took their seats in the centre of the light craft, and drew the +curtains round them, while Beppo pushed off, and his vigorous oar soon +sent the shallop dancing over the waters of the lagoon. After a few +moments the motion ceased, and Beppo informed his patron that they had +arrived at their place of destination. After making the boat fast, the +gondolier landed, and entered the small chapel which stood on the +brink of the canal. In a few moments he returned, and informed the +masked cavalier that all was prepared. The gentleman then handed out +the lady, and both entered the chapel, Beppo keeping guard without, to +prevent or give notice of any intrusion. + +The marriage ceremony was performed very rapidly by Father Dominic, +for he was just going to bed when the gondola arrived, and was duly +anxious to despatch his business, that he might consign his wearied +limbs to rest. + +"Is it all over?" whispered Beppo, in the ear of the cavalier, as he +came out with his lady. + +"All right," replied the mask, in the same tone of voice. "But one +thing perplexes me. I have no place that I can call my home, to-night. +The lady will be missed; my palace will be watched--I should incur the +risk of swords crossing and bloodshed, if I sought to take her +thither, to-night." + +"If my house were not so very humble," said the gondolier, +hesitatingly. + +"The very thing," said the mask, joyfully. "No matter how humble the +roof, provided that it shelter us. To-morrow we can arrange matters +for flight, or for remaining." + +"Then get into the gondola, my lord, and I will row you thither in a +few minutes." + +The party reėmbarked, and soon reached the gondolier's residence. +After fastening his craft, he unlocked his door; and striking a light, +conducted his distinguished guests up stairs. As he passed one of the +chamber doors, the old gondolier, addressing the masked lady as he +pointed to it, said,-- + +"You have made a moonlight flitting, to-night, signora, and I wish you +joy of your escape. But if you had been as safely kept as a precious +charge I have in this room, you would never have stood before the +altar to-night, with your noble bridegroom." + +"You forget that 'love laughs at locksmiths,'" said the cavalier. + +At the door of their apartments, the old man, before bidding them good +night, pausing, said,-- + +"Pardon me, signor, but I would fain know the name of the noble +cavalier I have had the honor of serving to-night." + +"You shall know to-morrow," replied the mask. "_Buona notte_, Beppo. +Remember it's carnival time." + +The next morning Beppo was up betimes, anxious to learn the mystery +connected with the married couple. He was not kept long in suspense. +His patron of the preceding evening soon made his appearance, but +masked as before. + +"Beppo!" said the stranger, "you rendered me an inestimable service +last night." + +"You rewarded me handsomely, signor, and I shall never regret it." + +"Give me your word then, that you will never upbraid me with the +service I imposed on you." + +"I give you my word," said the old man, surprised; "but why do you +exact it?" + +"Because," said the stranger, raising his mask, "I am no Venetian +noble, but simply Antonio Giraldi, a gondolier like yourself." + +"You! Antonio Giraldi! And the lady--?" + +"Was your ward, Zanetta. You locked her chamber door, and took the +house key with you--but a ladder of ropes from a lady's balcony is as +good as a staircase; and as I told you last night, 'love laughs at +locksmiths.'" + +Of course old Beppo stormed and swore, as irascible old gentlemen are +very apt to do in similar circumstances, but he ended by forgiving the +lovers, as that was the only act in his power. He not only forgave +them, but gave up his gondola to the stronger hands of Antonio, and +settled a handsome portion on Zanetta; nor did he ever regret his +generosity, for they proved grateful and affectionate, and were the +stay and solace of his declining years. Such is the veritable history +of a carnival incident of the olden days of Venice. + + + + +THE SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS. + +A MILITARY SKETCH. + + +It was a great day for Dogtown, being no other than the anniversary of +the annual militia muster; and on this occasion not only the Dogtown +Blues were on parade upon the village green, but the entire regiment +of which they formed a part, commanded by the gallant Colonel +Zephaniah Slorkey, postmaster and variety-store keeper, was to engage +in a sham fight, representing the surrender of Cornwallis. There was +no attempt at historical costume, but it was understood that Slorkey, +with his cowhide boots and rusty plated spurs, his long, +swallow-tailed blue coat, and threadbare chapeau with a cock's tail +feather in it, mounted on his seventy-five dollar piebald mare, +promoted from the plough and "dump cart," was the representative of +General Washington. Major Israel Ryely, his second in command, a +native of the rival village of Hardscrabble, was to figure as Lord +Cornwallis; and the selection was the more appropriate, since the +private relations of these two great men were any thing but amicable, +and they espoused opposite sides in politics. Dr. Galenius Jalap, an +apothecary and surgeon of the regiment, a man with a hatchet face, +hook nose, and thin, weeping whiskers, the color of sugar gingerbread, +undertook the character of La Fayette at very short notice, and a very +dim conception of the character he had. + +The entire population of Dogtown and Hardscrabble turned out to +witness the stupendous military operations of the day. On the American +side were the Dogtown Blues, with four companies of ununiformed +militia, armed with rifles, fowling pieces, and rusty muskets, and +typifying the continental army. Their artillery consisted of two light +field pieces, served by a select band of volunteers. These pieces were +posted on an eminence commanding the entire plain. At the foot of this +hill, Colonel Slorkey drew up his troops in line of battle, his left +wing protected by an impassable frog pond, and his right resting on a +large piggery, whose extent prevented the enemy from turning his flank +in that direction. + +On the descent of an opposing eminence, likewise strengthened by two +guns, Major Ryely placed the Hardscrabble Guards, the Sheet Iron +Riflemen, the Mudhollow Invincibles, the Dandelion Fireeaters, and the +Scrufftown Sharpshooters. A thousand bright eyes, from the commanding +eminences, looked down on the serried ranks of bayonets, the +brazen-throated artillery, the panoplied plough horses, the plumed +commanders, the rustling banners, and all the "pomp, pride, and +circumstance of glorious war." + +Preliminaries being thus settled, the commanding officers put spurs to +their horses, and met in the centre of the plain, there saluting with +their scythe-blade swords. + +"Major Ryely," said the colonel, rising in his stirrups, "the +follerin' are the odder of pufformances: we open with eour +artillery--you reply with yourn. Under kiver of eour guns we advance +to the attack. You do the same to meet us--firin' like smoke. Arter a +sharp scrimmedge you retire--send us a flag of truce with terms--and +finally lay down your arms." + +The major bowed till his ostrich feather touched the mane of his +wall-eyed plough horse, then turned bridle, and regained his ranks at +a gait something between a stumble and a rack. The representative of +General Washington rejoined his men at a hard trot, rising two feet +from his saddle at every concussion of his bony steed. + +"Fellur sogers!" roared the temporary father of his country; "yonder +stands Cornwallis and his redcoats--only they haint got red coats, +partickerlarly them in blue swaller-tails. We air bound to lick +'em--hurrah for our side! Go inter 'em like a thousand of bricks +fallin' off 'n a slated rufe. The genius of Ammerikin liberty, in the +shape of the carnivorous eagle, soarin' aloft on diluted pillions, +seems to mutter _E Pluribus Unum_--we are one of 'em! Hail Columby +happy land! Sing Yankee Doodle that fine tune--cry havock! and let +looset the dogs of war." + +Then commenced the horror of the sham fight. The continental guns +opened in thunder tones. The British artillery hurled back their +terrific echoes. Bang! bang! boom! boom! The canopy of heaven was +stained with the sulphurous smoke. The drummers rattled away on their +sheepskins--the fifers distended their cheeks till they resembled +blown bladders. In the midst of all this noise and tumult, the +undaunted Slorkey, and the indomitable Jalap, rushed to and fro, with +clanking scabbards, and brandished scythe blades, twin thunderbolts of +war. + +"Forrard march!" roared Slorkey. With the yell of demons, his fierce +followers advanced to the onset, firing their blank cartridges with +desperate valor. + +Equally alert were Major Ryely and his followers. + + "Their swords were a thousand, their bosoms were one." + +Their faces begrimed with powder, their eyes gleaming with ferocity, +they descended to the plain--an avalanche of heroes. The soul of +Headly would have swelled within him had he seen them. + +For more than one hour that deadly consumption of blank cartridges +endured, and then Ryely and his troops retired in good order. + +"Boys," said the major, "old Slorkey wants us to gin out--send a flag +of truce--a white pocket handkerchief on a beanpole--and propose to +surrender. But it goes agin my grit for Hardscrabble to cave in to +Dogtown, when we could knock the hindsights off 'em, if we was only a +mind to." + +"Hurray for the major!" responded the Hardscrabblers. + +"I've got a grudge agin the kurnil," said the major, "and if you'll +stand by me, I'll take it out of 'em. What say?" + +"Agreed!" was the spontaneous response. + +While Slorkey was waiting for the covenanted flag of truce, he saw the +hated Ryely rise in his stirrups, and heard his stentorian voice roar +out the word, "Charge!" + +A deafening shout answered his appeal. In an instant Hardscrabble and +its allies were down on Dogtown and its defenders. The latter stood it +for a moment, but Ryely knocked the colonel off his horse, the surgeon +had his nose pulled, the Dogtown Blues justified their name by their +looks, and, seized with a sudden panic, fled--fled ingloriously from +their native training field. The audacious outrage was +consummated--history was violated--and General Washington was beaten by +Cornwallis. + +Dire were the threats against Ryely uttered by the colonel, as he was +carried home on a shutter; nothing short of a court martial was his +slightest menace. But no court martial ever took place. The military +pride and glory of Dogtown were wounded to the quick; the force of +popular opinion compelled Slorkey to resign, and to consummate his +chagrin, his treacherous rival was chosen colonel of the regiment. So +unstable are human honors--so ungrateful are republics. + + + + +THE THREE BRIDES. + + +Towards the close of a chilly afternoon, in the latter part of last +November, I was travelling in New Hampshire on horseback. The road was +solitary and rugged, and wound along through gloomy pine forests and +over abrupt and stony hills. Several circumstances conduced to my +discomfort. I was not sure of my way; I had a hurt in my bridle hand, +and evening was approaching, heralded by an icy rain and a cold, +searching wind. I felt a sinking of spirits which I could not dispel +by rapid riding; for my horse, fatigued by a long day's journey, +refused to answer spur and whip with his usual animation. In an hour +after, I was convinced that I had mistaken my road, and night +surprised me in the forest. I had been in more unpleasant situations; +so I adopted my usual expedient of letting the reins fall upon my +courser's neck. He, however, blundered on, with his nose drooping to +the ground, stumbling every moment, though ordinarily as surefooted as +a roebuck. So we plodded on for a mile, while the landscape grew +darker and darker. At length, finding my horse less intelligent or +more despairing than myself, I resumed the rein, and endeavored to +cheer my brute companion. To tell the truth, I stood in need of +something exhilarating myself. The sombre air of the eternal pines +struck a deathly gloom to my heart, as one by one they seemed to rise +on my path, like threatening genii extending their scathed limbs to +meet me. The rain, fine and cold, bedewed me from head to foot, and I +question if a more miserable pair of animals ever threaded their way +through the mazes of an enchanted forest. I thought of the comfortable +home I had left for my forlorn pleasure excursion, of that cheerful +hearth around which my family were gathered, of wine, music, love, and +the thousand endearments I had left behind, and then I gazed into the +recesses of the shadowy wood that closed about me, almost in despair. +I began to dread the apparition of some giant intruder, and was +seriously meditating the production of a pair of pistols, when my +quick glance caught the glimmer of distant lights, twinkling through +some opening in the trees, and darting a beam of hope upon the +wanderer's soul. My reins were instantly grasped, and my rowels were +struck into the sides of my charger. He snorted, pricked up his ears, +erected his head, and sprang forth in an uncontrollable gallop. Up +hill and down hill I pricked my gallant gray; and when the forest was +past, and his hoofs glinted on the stones of a street leading through +a small village, I felt an animation that I cannot well describe. A +creaking signboard, swinging in the wind on rusty irons, directed me +to the only inn of the village. It was a two-story brick building, +standing a little back from the road. I drew rein at the door, and +dismounted my weary nag. My loud vociferations summoned to my side a +bull dog, cursed with a most unhappy disposition, and a hostler whose +temper was hardly more amiable. He took my horse with an air of surly +indifference, and gruffly directed me to the bar room. + +This apartment was tenanted by half a dozen rough farmers, rendered +savage and morose by incessantly imbibing alcohol; and by the +proprietor of the tavern, a bluff man, with a portly paunch, a hard +gray eye, and a stern Caledonian lip. He welcomed me without much +frankness or cordiality, and I sank into a wooden settle, eyed by the +surly guests of mine host, and the subject of sundry muttered remarks. +The group, as it was lighted up by the strong red glare of the fire, +had certainly a bandit appearance, which, however delightful to a +Salvator Rosa, was by no means inviting to a traveller who had sought +the bosom of the hills for pleasure. After making a few remarks, which +elicited only monosyllables in answer, I relapsed into silence; from +which, however, I was soon aroused by the entrance of the surly +hostler, who in no very gracious manner informed me that my horse was +lame, and likely to be sick. This intelligence produced a visit to the +stable, and the conviction that I could not possibly resume my journey +on the ensuing day; which was somewhat disagreeable to a man who had +taken up a decided prejudice against the inn and all its inmates. + +Having succeeded in procuring a private room and a fire, I ignited an +execrable cigar, (ah, how unlike thy _principes_, dear S.,) and +endeavored to lose myself in the agreeable occupation of castle +building while supper was preparing. Alas! my fancy came not at my +call. I had lost my power of abstraction--the realities around me were +too engrossing. Ere the dying shriek of a majestic rooster had ceased +to sound in my ear, his remains were served upon my table, together +with a cup or two of very villanous gunpowder tea, and a pitcher of +cider, with coarse bread and butter _ad libitum_. Supper was soon +despatched, and in answer to a bell, lightly touched, a +vinegar-visaged waiting-maid, of the interesting age of forty-five, +entered and removed the scarcely touched viands--the _rudis +indigestaque moles_. I ventured to address her, with a request that I +might be supplied with a few books, to enable me to while away the +evening. I anticipated a literary feast from the readiness with which +she rushed from the room; but she reappeared, bringing only Young's +Night Thoughts, (very greasy,) a volume of tales with the catastrophes +torn out, a set of plays consisting only of first acts, and an odd +number of the Eclectic Magazine. This was sufficiently provoking; but +I read a few pages, and tried a second cigar, and made the tour of the +apartment, examining a family mourning-piece worked in satin, a +genealogical tree done in worsted, and a portrait of the mutton-headed +landlord and his snappish wife. I counted the ticks of the clock for +half an hour, and was finally reduced to the forlorn expedient of +seeing likenesses in the burning embers. When the clock struck nine, I +rang for slippers and a guide to my bed room, and the landlord +appeared, candle in hand, to usher me to my sleeping apartment. As I +followed him up the creaking staircase, and along the dark upper +entry, I could not help regretting that fancy was unable to convert +him into the seneschal of a baronial mansion, and the room to which I +was going a haunted chamber. It seemed as if my surly host had the +power of divining what was passing in my mind, for when he had ushered +me into the room, and placed the candle on the light stand, he said,-- + +"I hope you'll sleep comfortable, for there ain't many rats here, sir. +And as for the ghost they say frequents this chamber, I believe that's +all in my eye, though, to be sure, the window does look out on the +burial ground." + +"Umph! a comfortable prospect." + +"Very, sir; you have a fine view of the squire's new tomb and the +poorhouse, with a wing of the jail behind the trees. And I've stuck my +second-best hat in that broken pane of glass, and there's a chest of +drawers to set against the door; so you'll be warm and free from +intrusion. I wish you good night, sir." + +All that night I was troubled with strange dreams, peopled by phantoms +from the neighboring churchyard; but a _bona fide_ ghost I cannot say +I saw. In the morning I rose very early, and took a look from the +window, but the prospect was very uninviting. The churchyard was a +bleak, desolate place, overgrown with weeds, and studded with slate +stones, bounded by a ruinous brick wall, and having an entrance +through a dilapidated gateway. One or two melancholy-looking cows were +feeding on the rank herbage that sprang from the unctuous soil, +spurning many a _hic jacet_ with their cloven hoofs. But afar, in the +most distant part of the field, I espied the figure of a man who was +busily occupied in digging a grave. There was something within that +impelled me to stroll forth and accost him. I dressed, descended, and +having ordered breakfast, left the inn, clambered over the ruinous +wall, and stood within the precincts of the burial-place. The spot had +evidently been used for the purposes of sepulture for a number of +years, for the ground rose into numerous hillocks, and I could hardly +walk a step without stumbling upon some grassy mound. Even where the +perishable gravestones had been shattered by the hand of time, the +length of the elevations enabled me to judge of the age of the +deceased. This slight swell rose over the remains of some beloved +child, who had been committed to the dust with only the simple +ceremonies of the Protestant faith, bedewed by the tears of parents, +and blessed by the broken voice of farewell affection. This mound, of +larger dimension, was heaped above the giant frame of manhood. Some +sturdy tiller of the soil, or rough dweller in the forest, perhaps cut +off by a sudden casualty, had been laid here in his last leaden +sleep--no more to start at the rising beam of the sun, no more to rush +to the glorious excitement of the hunt, no more to pant in noonday +toil. Over the whole field of the dead there seemed to brood the +spirit of desolation. Stern heads, rudely chiselled, from the grave +stones, and frightful emblems met the eye at every turn. Here was none +of that simple elegance with which modern taste loves to invest the +memorials of the departed; no graceful acacias, or nodding elms, or +sorrowing willows shed their dews upon the turf--every thing spoke of +the bitterness of parting, of the agony of the last hour, of the +passing away from earth--nothing of the reunion in heaven! + +I passed on to where the grave digger was pursuing his occupation. He +answered my morning salutation civilly enough, but continued intent +upon his work. He was a man of about fifty years of age, spare, but +strong, with gray hair, and sunken cheeks, and certain lines about the +mouth which augured a propensity to indulge in dry jest, though the +sternness of his gray eye seemed to contradict the tacit assertion. + +"An unpleasant morning, sir, to work in the open air," said I. + +"He that regardeth the clouds shall not reap," replied the grave +digger, still plying his spade. "Death stalks abroad fair day and foul +day, and we that follow in his footsteps must prepare for the dead, +rain or shine." + +"A melancholy occupation." + +"A fit one for a moralist. Some would find a pleasure in it. Deacon +Giles, I am sure, would willingly be in my place now." + +"And why so?" + +"This grave is for his wife," replied the grave digger, looking up +from his occupation with a dry smile that wrinkled his sallow cheek +and distorted his shrunken lips. Perceiving that his merriment was not +infectious, he resumed his employment, and that so assiduously, that +in a very short time he had hollowed the last resting-place of Deacon +Giles's consort. This done, he ascended from the trench with a +lightness that surprised me, and walking a few paces from the new-made +grave, sat down upon a tombstone, and beckoned me to approach. I did +so. + +"Young man," said he, "a sexton and a grave digger, if he is one who +has a zeal for his calling, becomes something of an historian, +amassing many a curious tale and strange legend concerning the people +with whom he has to do, living and dead. For a man with a taste for +his profession cannot provide for the last repose of his fellows +without taking an interest in their story, the manner of their death, +and the concern of the relatives who follow their remains so tearfully +to the grave." + +"Then," replied I, taking a seat beside the sexton, "methinks you +could relate some interesting tales." + +Again the withering smile that I had before observed passed over the +face of the sexton, as he answered,-- + +"I am no story teller, sir; I deal in fact, not fiction. Yes, yes, I +could chronicle some strange events. But of all things I know, there +is nothing stranger than the melancholy history of the three brides." + +"The three brides?" + +"Ay. Do you see three hillocks yonder, side by side? There they sleep, +and will till the last trumpet comes wailing and wailing through the +heart of these lone hills, with a tone so strange and stirring, that +the dead will start from their graves at its first awful note. Then +will come the judgment and the retribution. But to my tale. Look +there, sir; on yonder hill you may observe a little isolated house, +with a straggling fence in front, and a few stunted apple trees on the +ascent behind it. It is sadly out of repair now, and the garden is all +overgrown with weeds and brambles, and the whole place has a desolate +appearance. If the wind were high now, you might hear the old crazy +shutters flapping against the sides, and the wind tearing the gray +shingles off the roof. Many years ago, there lived in that house an +old man and his son, who cultivated the few acres of arable land which +belong to it. + +"The father was a self-taught man, deeply versed in the mysteries of +science, and, as he could tell the name of every flower that blossomed +in the wood and grew in the garden, and used to sit up late of nights +at his books, or reading the mystic story of the starry heavens, men +thought he was crazed or bewitched, and avoided him, and even hated +him, as the ignorant ever shun and dread the gifted and enlightened. A +few there were, and among others the minister, and lawyer, and +physician of the place, who showed some willingness to afford him +countenance; but they soon dropped his acquaintance, for they found +the old man somewhat reserved and morose, and, moreover, their vanity +was wounded by discovering the extent of his knowledge. To the +minister he would quote the Fathers and the Scriptures in the original +tongues and showed himself well armed with the weapons of polemical +controversy. He astonished the lawyer by his profound acquaintance +with jurisprudence; and the physician was surprised at the extent of +his medical knowledge. So they all deserted him, and the minister, +from whom the old man differed in some trifling points of doctrine, +spoke very slightingly of him; and by and by all looked upon the +self-educated farmer with eyes of aversion. But he little cared for +that, for he derived his consolation from loftier resources, and in +the untracked paths of science found a pleasure as in the pathless +woods! He instructed his son in all his lore--the languages, +literature, history, philosophy, science, were unfolded, one by one, +to the enthusiastic son of the solitary. Years rolled away, and the +old man died. He died when a storm convulsed the face of nature, when +the wind howled around his shattered dwelling, and the lightning +played above the roof; and though he went to heaven in faith and +purity, the vulgar thought and said that the evil one had claimed his +own in the thunder and commotion of the elements. I cannot paint to +you the grief of the son at his bereavement. He was, for a time, as +one distracted. The minister came and muttered a few cold and hollow +phrases in his ear, and a few neighbors, impelled by curiosity to see +the interior of the old man's dwelling, came to his funeral. With a +proud and lofty look the son stood beside the departed in the midst of +the band of hypocritical mourners, with a pang at his heart, but a +serenity on his brow. He thanked his friends for their kindness, +acknowledged their courtesy, and then strode away from the grave to +bury his grief in the privacy of his deserted dwelling. + +"He found, at first, the solitude of the mansion almost insupportable, +and he paced the echoing floors from morning till night, in all the +agony of woe and desolation, vainly imploring Heaven for relief. It +came to him first in the guise of poetic inspiration. He wrote with a +wonderful ease and power. Page after page came from his prolific pen, +almost without an effort; and there was a time when he dreamed (vain +fool!) of immortality. Some of his productions came before the world. +They were praised and circulated, and inquiries were set on foot in +the hope of discovering the author. He, wrapped in the veil of +impenetrable obscurity, listened to the voice of applause, more +delicious because it was obtained by stealth. From the obscurity of +yonder lone mansion, and from this remote region, to send forth lays +which astonished the world, was, indeed, a triumph to the visionary +bard. + +"His thirst for fame was gratified, and now he began to yearn for the +companionship of some sweet being of the other sex, to share the +laurels he had won, to whisper consolation in his ear in moments of +despondency, and to supply the void which the death of his old father +had occasioned. He would picture to himself the felicity of a refined +intercourse with a highly intellectual and beautiful woman, and, as he +had chosen for his motto, _What has been done may still be done_, he +did not despair of success. In this village lived three sisters, all +beautiful and all accomplished. Their names were Mary, Adelaide, and +Madeleine. I am far enough past the age of enthusiasm, but never can I +forget the beauty of those young girls. Mary was the youngest, and a +fairer-haired, more laughing damsel never danced upon a green. +Adelaide, who was a few years older, was dark haired and pensive; but +of the three, Madeleine, the eldest, possessed the most fire, spirit, +cultivation, and intellectuality. Their father was a man of taste and +education, and, being somewhat above vulgar prejudices, permitted the +visits of the hero of my story. Still he did not altogether encourage +the affection which he found springing up between Mary and the poet. +When, however, he found that her affections were engaged, he did not +withhold his consent from her marriage, and the recluse bore to his +solitary mansion the young bride of his affections. O sir, the house +assumed a new appearance within and without. Roses bloomed in the +garden, jessamines peeped through its lattices, and the fields about +it smiled with the effects of careful cultivation. Lights were seen in +the little parlor in the evening, and many a time would the passenger +pause by the garden gate to listen to strains of the sweetest music, +breathed by choral voices from the cottage. If the mysterious student +and his wife were neglected by their neighbors, what cared they? Their +endearing and mutual affection made their home a little paradise. But +death came to Eden. Mary fell suddenly sick, and, after a few hours' +illness, died in the arms of her husband and her sister Madeleine. +This was the student's second heavy affliction. + +"Days, months, rolled on, and the only solace of the bereaved was to +sit with the sisters of the deceased, and talk of the lost one. To +Adelaide, at length, he offered his widowed heart. She came to his +lone house like the dove, bearing the olive branch of peace and +consolation. Their bridal was not one of revelry and mirth, for a sad +recollection brooded over the hour. Yet they lived happily; the +husband again smiled, and, with a new spring, the roses again +blossomed in their garden. But it seemed as if a fatality pursued this +singular man. When the rose withered and the leaf fell, in the mellow +autumn of the year, Adelaide, too, sickened and died, like her younger +sister, in the arms of her husband and of Madeleine. + +"Perhaps you will think it strange, young man, that, after all, the +wretched survivor stood again at the altar. But he was a mysterious +being, whose ways were inscrutable, who, thirsting for domestic bliss, +was doomed ever to seek and never to find it. His third bride was +Madeleine. I well remember her. She was a beauty, in the true sense of +the word. It may seem strange to you to hear the praise of beauty from +such lips as mine; but I cannot help expatiating upon hers. She might +have sat upon a throne, and the most loyal subject, the proudest peer, +would have sworn the blood within her veins had descended from a +hundred kings. She was a proud creature, with a tall, commanding +form, and raven tresses, that floated, dark and cloud-like, over her +shoulders. She was a singularly-gifted woman, and possessed of rare +inspiration. She loved the widower for his power and his fame, and she +wedded him. They were married in that church. It was on a summer +afternoon--I recollect it well. During the ceremony, the blackest +cloud I ever saw overspread the heavens like a pall, and, at the +moment when the _third bride_ pronounced her vow, a clap of thunder +shook the building to the centre. All the females shrieked, but the +bride herself made the response with a steady voice, and her eyes +glittered with wild fire as she gazed upon her bridegroom. He remarked +a kind of incoherence in her expressions as they rode home-ward, which +surprised him at the time. Arrived at his house, she shrunk upon the +threshold: but this was the timidity of a maiden. When they were alone +he clasped her hand--it was as cold as ice! He looked into her face. + +"Madeleine," said he, "what means this? your cheeks are as pale as +your wedding gown!" The bride uttered a frantic shriek. + +"My wedding gown!" exclaimed she; "no, no--this--this is my sister's +shroud! The hour for confession has arrived. It is God that impels me +to speak. To win you I have lost my soul! Yes--yes--I am a murderess! +She smiled upon me in the joyous affection of her young heart--but I +gave her the fatal drug! Adelaide twined her white arms about my neck, +but I administered the poison! Take me to your arms: I have lost my +soul for you, and mine must you be!" + +"She spread her long, white arms, and stood like a maniac before him," +said the sexton, rising, in the excitement of the moment, and assuming +the attitude he described; "and then," continued he, in a hollow +voice, "at that moment came the thunder and the flash, and the guilty +woman fell dead upon the floor!" The countenance of the narrator +expressed all the horror that he felt. + +"And the bridegroom," asked I; "the husband of the destroyer and the +victims--what became of him?" + +"_He stands before you_!" was the thrilling answer. + + + + +CALIFORNIA SPECULATION. + + +Mose Jenkins did not take the California fever when it first broke +out; for he was, as he acknowledged himself, "slow-motioned," and his +skull was of such formidable thickness, that it required a good many +months for an idea to penetrate into his brain. In the interim, he +delved and digged away on a corner of his father's farm, having leased +the land of the old gentleman, and purchased his time of the same +respectable individual for the purpose of working it. But to work a +farm where the rocks are so near together, that the sheep's noses have +to be sharpened before they can graze between them, is not a very +profitable business; and Mose, by dint of hard thinking, arrived at +the conclusion that there might possibly be some other occupation less +laborious and quite as lucrative. + +"Confound these granite rocks!" he exclaimed, one day, as he was +ploughing, after he had broken his trace chains for a second time; +"they hev another kind er rocks in Calliforny. Jehosaphat! If I was +only _thar_. There a fellur hez to dig; but he gets pretty good +wages--five thousand dollars a month is middlin', not to say fair." + +In short, Mose Jenkins made up his mind to go to San Francisco, having +got the wherewithal to carry him in a packet to the land of promise. +Fearful of opposition, he communicated his project neither to the +author of his days, the venerable Zephaniah Jenkins, nor to the +beloved of his heart, Miss Prudence Salter, a cherry-cheeked damsel +in a state of orphanage; but wrote down to a friend in Boston to +secure a passage. He reserved his communications to the very last +moment, when he was all ready for starting. His father gave him his +blessing; Prudence was more difficult to manage. + +"It's a breach of promise case," said she, "I don't believe you mean +to marry me arter all." + +"Yes, I do, ye silly critter," said Mose. "I'll come and make you Mrs. +Jenkins; but I want to get the rocks first." + +"Ain't there rocks enough here?" asked Prudence, simply. + +"Pooh! I mean the rocks what folks carries in their pockets, an' +treats every body with--all sollid gold." + +"I don't believe half them stories," said Prudence, contemptuously. + +"They're as true as gospil," said Mose, "'cause I see it in a paper. +And there's Curnil Hateful Slowboy, that went from here last +year--you'd ort to know him, Prudence, coz he was one of your old +beaux--wall, now, they say he's one of the richest men in Calliforny. +I tell you I'm bound to make my fortin' there." + +"And so am I," said Prudence, resolutely. + +"You!" exclaimed Mose. + +"Yes. I'm bound to go, too; and I'll follow you in the next ship, else +you'll be green enough to marry one of them 'ere Ingine gals." + +"Prudence, you're spunk!" exclaimed Mose, in terms of the warmest +admiration. "Good by! And I swow I'll marry you jest as soon as you +set foot in Calliforny." + +Not to amplify on details, our adventurer landed there safely, and +was, of course, like all verdant voyagers, much surprised at the +tariff of prices subjected to his notice. The porter who carried his +trunk to the hotel charged him ten dollars; and though that same hotel +was a leaky tent, a plate of tough beef was charged seventy-five +cents, and a watery potato fifty. Business was very dull, too, at the +moment of his arrival; the accounts from the mines were disastrous, +and every thing announced an approaching crisis. Moses confided his +griefs to Colonel Hateful Slowboy, his fellow-townsman, who was really +one of the richest men in California, winding up with lamentations +over the expected arrival of Prudence, whom he had promised to marry. + +"What kin I do with a wife," said he, "when I can't support myself, +even?" + +"Very true," said the colonel. "Now, if it were me, the case would be +very different." + +"Prudence done all the courtin' herself, curnil," said our hero, +sulkily. "I never should have offered if it hadn't been for her. I +kinder like 'er pretty well, though: she's a sort of pretty nice gal." + +"Well, Mose," said the colonel, "what do you say to giving up your +claim?" + +"Eh?" said Mose, pricking up his ears. + +"What'll you take for your right and title--cash down--no questions +asked?" + +"Wall, I dunnow," said Mose, opening his jackknife and picking up a +chip. "Prudence is a pretty nice gal, as you said, curnil." + +"As _you_ said, Mr. Jenkins." + +"Wall, it's all the same. The critter's very fond of me and so be I of +her. I had plaguy hard work, I tell you, to get her consent." + +"Come, come," said the colonel, "you want to drive a hard bargain with +me. I'm willing to give you a fair price, say twenty thousand; but I +don't want to be swindled." + +"Say twenty-five thousand and take her, curnil." + +"No--twenty." + +"Cash down?" + +"Cash down." + +"Done." + +"The money's ready whenever Prudence is." + +In a few days another ship from Boston came in, and Prudence was among +the first to land. Mose met her with very little ardor, the colonel +remaining in the background. After some little conversation, the young +lady reminded her lover of their agreement. + +"I can't do it, Prudence; I've swore off--I've jined the old bachelor +society." + +"But you promised me," screamed Prudence. + +"Can't help that; you can't get a verdict here for breaches of +promise; there ain't no law here; every body goes on his own +individual hook." + +"You cruel monster, why can't you marry me?" + +"'Cause." + +"'Cause what?" + +"'Cause," said Mose, retreating to a safe distance, "_I've traded you +away_!" + +Colonel Slowboy was at hand to catch the fair one as she came near +falling. He was her old beau, and he knew the weak points of her +character; moreover he had splendid red whiskers and a million of +money--she married him, partly from ambition and partly from revenge. + +The moment they were united, Moses set sail for the United States, +with his twenty thousand dollars, and arrived back safely. When asked +how he had accumulated such a sum in so short a time, he answered, +"trading," and when questioned about the prospects of the El Dorado, +would answer, with a grin, that it was a "great country for women." +And this was the end of his California speculation. + + + + +THE FRENCH GUARDSMAN. + + +With the army of Marshal Saxe, encamped near Fontenoy ready to give +battle to the allies, there were not a few ladies, who, impelled by a +chivalric feeling, or personally interested in the fate of some of the +combatants, had followed the troops to witness the triumph of the +French arms. Their presence was at once the incitement and reward of +valor, for what soldier would not fight with tenfold gallantry when he +knew that his exploits were witnessed by the eyes of her he loved as +wife, mistress, or mother, and whose safety or honor, perhaps, +depended on his prowess? + +Among those most distinguished for their beauty was the youthful +Heloise, the lovely daughter of the Baron de Clairville, a French +general officer. The _beaux yeux_ of the demoiselle had enslaved more +than one young officer, but of the host of suitors none could boast +with reason of encouragement, except Henri de Grandville, and Raoul, +Count de St. Prix, both commanding companies in the French Guards. +Both were handsome and accomplished young men, and both had yet their +spurs to win upon the field of battle. They had been fast friends +until the pursuit of the same lady had created a sort of estrangement +between them. Little was known of Henri de Grandville previous to his +reception of his commission in the guards. He had been brought up by +his mother in an old provincial chateau, and though his manners and +education were those of a gentleman, still he seemed but little +acquainted with the world, and above all ignorant of the lighter +accomplishments of the courtier. Perhaps this very simplicity of +manner and frankness of character, contrasting so strangely with the +fashionable affectations of the court, endeared him to his comrades, +and strongly prepossessed Heloise de Clairville in his favor. His +rival was of a different stamp. Raoul de St. Prix was a dashing, +brilliant officer, brave as steel, but fond of dress, reckless, +dissipated, and extravagant. Yet his faults were those of his age, and +belonged to the circumstances by which he was surrounded. The Baron de +Clairville, while he left his daughter free to make her election, yet, +as a plain, blunt soldier, rather than a courtier, secretly inclined +to favor the pretensions of Henri. Still, his treatment of the two +young guardsmen was the same, for they gave equal promise of military +gallantry. + +It was on the eve of the battle of Fontenoy that Henri sought an +interview with Heloise, who occupied a gay pavilion near her father's +tent. He found her alone and weeping. + +"Mademoiselle," said he, "you are unhappy. Will you permit a friend to +inquire the cause of your sorrow?" + +"Can you ask me, Monsieur de Grandville! Of the thousands of brave men +who lie down to-night in peaceful slumber, how many sleep their last +sleep on earth! How many eyes, that will witness to-morrow's sun +arise, will be closed forever before it goes down at evening! O, what +a dreadful business is this trade of war! My poor father, he never +cares for himself, he never asks his men to go where he is unwilling +to lead. I fear for his safety in the deadly conflict of to-morrow." + +"If the devotion of one faithful follower can save him, lady," +answered Henri, "be assured of his safety. I would pour out the blood +in my veins as freely as water to shield the father of Heloise de +Clairville." + +"But you--you--Henri--Monsieur de Grandville--you think nothing of +your own life." + +"If I fall," answered the young soldier, "my poor mother will weep +bitterly for her only son, though he perish on the field of honor. But +who else will shed a tear for the poor guardsman?" + +"Henri!" exclaimed the young girl, reproachfully, and the soft eyes +she raised to his were filled with tears. + +"Is it possible?" cried the young soldier. "Can my fate awaken even a +momentary interest in the heart of the loveliest, the gentlest of her +sex? Ah, why do you render life so dear to me at the moment I must +peril it?" + +"Believe me," answered Heloise, drying her tears, "that I would not +hold you back, when honor beckons you. It is to such hands as yours +that the honor of the golden lilies is committed. I am the daughter of +a soldier, and though these tears confess my sex, I honor bravery when +it is displayed in a good cause. I honor the soldier as much as I +detest the duellist." + +"Then listen to one whose sword was never stained with his brother's +blood. I had thought to go to the field with my secret concealed in my +own breast, but something impels me to speak out. I love you, +Heloise--I have dared to love--to adore you." + +The fair girl blushed till her very temples were crimsoned over with +eloquent blood. The young soldier threw himself at her feet, and +taking the fair hand she abandoned to him, covered it with kisses; nor +did he rise till he had received confirmation of his new-born hopes, +and knew that, for good or ill, the heart of Heloise was irrevocably +his. Finally, he was compelled to tear himself away, but he carried +to his tent a feeling of delicious joy which steeled his mind against +all thought of the chances of the morrow. + +The moments passed away in delirious revery, but at length he was +interrupted by St. Prix. + +The count was in the worst of humors--his brow was dark with passion, +and he threw himself into a seat, and flung his plumed hat on the +table with an energy that betrayed the violence of his emotions. + +"What's the matter, Raoul?" asked Henri. "Has Saxe changed his plans? +Do we fall back instead of advancing?" + +"No, thank God! there will be plenty of throat-cutting to-morrow, and +the French Guards have the post of honor." + +"Thank Heaven!" exclaimed Henri, joyfully. + +"You seem in excellent spirits to-night, Captain Henri de Grandville." + +"I wish I could say as much of you, Captain Raoul de St. Prix." + +"Tell me the cause of your felicity." + +"Enlighten me respecting your ill humor." + +"Willingly, on condition that you will explain your satisfaction." + +"Agreed." + +"Well, then--you know the marked preference--marked preference, I +say--always shown me by Mademoiselle Heloise de Clairville." + +"I will not dispute with you--go on." + +"You must have been blinded by absurd hopes not to have noticed it; +every officer in the army looked to me as the _futur_ of the lady. +Well, sir, encouraged and led on by this siren, I made my proposals to +her to-night. _Ventre St. Gris_! I had engaged to settle with my +creditors out of her marriage portion." + +"Go on--go on--this is excellent, St. Prix." + +"Well, sir, she rejected me--me, the Count de St. Prix. A prior +engagement, forsooth! I wish to Heaven I knew the fellow! Before +sunrise he should have more button holes in his doublet than ever his +tailor made." + +"Captain St. Prix," replied Henri, "you have not far to look. In me +behold the fortunate suitor. Come, come; confess that your pride, and +not your heart, was engaged in the affair. The game was fairly played; +the stakes are mine." + +"This trifling will not pass muster with me, sir," said the count, +sternly. "Know--if you knew it not before--that Raoul de St. Prix +never fixed his eye on a prize that he did not obtain, or missing it, +failed to punish his successful rival. You are a soldier, and you +understand me, sir," he added, touching his sword knot with his gloved +hand. + +"This is midsummer madness, Raoul," answered Henri, with good temper. +"Had I been unsuccessful, painful, fatal as the disappointment would +have been, I should have resigned the lady to you without a struggle." + +"That shows the difference between a gentleman and a _parvenu_," +retorted St. Prix. + +"A _parvenu_!" cried De Grandville, starting to his feet. + +"Yes. Who knows you? Whence came you? You are an intruder in our +ranks." + +"I bear the king's commission." + +"Yes, and have not courage enough to sustain it. I have defied you to +your teeth, and you refuse to fight." + +"My principles are opposed to duelling. In the words of the lady whose +preference honors me, 'I honor the soldier as much as I detest the +duellist.' Besides, has not the marshal strictly forbidden duels in +the camp? Conscience, reason, authority, every consideration forbids +my acceptance of the challenge." + +"Then," said St. Prix, "you shall submit to an indignity that +disgraces a French gentleman forever." And raising his sheathed sword, +he struck De Grandville with the flat of the scabbard. + +Henri's sword instantly flashed in the lamplight, and St. Prix drawing +his rapier, they were instantly engaged in deadly combat. Both were +expert swordsmen, and while one fought with the ferocity of hatred and +disappointment, the arm of the other was nerved by a sense of wrong. +The metallic ring of their blades was unintermitted, for neither +paused to take breath, but, with teeth set and eyes glaring, thrust, +parried, advanced, and fell back in the fierce ardor of the combat. At +last, De Grandville, seeing an opportunity, sent his adversary's blade +whirling through the air, and drawing back his weapon, prepared to +thrust it through his breast. + +"Strike!" said St. Prix; "you have vanquished me in love and in arms, +and there is nothing left me but to die." + +"Die, then, but on the field of battle, brave Raoul," said de +Grandville, "and since I have deprived you of your sword, take mine; I +shall be honored by the exchange." + +"Hold!" said a stern voice; and turning, Henri beheld with confusion +the countenance of Marshal Saxe, who, attended by a file of +musketeers, had entered the tent at the close of the duel. "You will +give up your sword to this officer, Captain de Grandville," added he, +pointing to a commissioned officer by whom he was accompanied. "Count +de St. Prix, you will pick up your weapon, also, and surrender it. +Officers who forget themselves so far as to seek each other's lives +upon the eve of battle, with the enemy before them, are unworthy of +command. This is matter for the provost marshal." + +And the old soldier seated himself at the table, and eyed the +offenders angrily and sternly. + +"May it please your excellency," said St. Prix, "I alone deserve to +suffer. I insulted the gentleman, and forced him to fight." + +"Forced him to fight?" said the marshal. "Hadn't he read the orders of +the day?" + +"I do not claim your clemency, marshal," said Henri. "I committed this +fault with my eyes open. But a man cannot always command his +passions." + +"That's true, my lad. But what were you fighting about?" + +"A woman, your excellency," said St. Prix. + +"A woman! fools! a woman that's not to be had without fighting for +isn't worth having. Well, well--boys will be boys. I pardon you on two +conditions. In the first place, you must shake hands." Henri and Raoul +advanced and joined their hands. "And in the next place, that you give +a good account of yourselves to-morrow. _Sacre nom de Dieu_! I can ill +spare two lads of spirit from the guards. And now," said the marshal, +rising, after restoring their swords to the officers, "good night, +gentlemen; and plenty of hard knocks to-morrow." + +The next day witnessed one of those terrible encounters, whose +sanguinary prints make a more indelible impression on the page of +history than the records of the more generous deeds of peaceful life. +The greatest gallantry was displayed on both sides, and on the part of +the French no officers were more distinguished for their valor than +the two guardsmen whose encounter on the previous evening we have just +related. Raoul de St. Prix, in the early part of the engagement, fell +sword in hand at the head of his company, thus meeting with honor a +fate he had earnestly desired. Henri de Grandville, in the course of +the day, found himself in command of the regiment, every officer of +higher rank having fallen. When the carnage had ceased, he laid a +stand of captured colors at the feet of the commander-in-chief, and +was complimented by Marshal Saxe at the head of the army, receiving +assurance that his gallantry should be at once reported to the king. + +Flushed with triumph, the young guardsman flew to the presence of his +mother, to receive her embrace and recount in modest terms the story +of his deeds. She rejoiced in his safety, and sympathized with his +joy. But all at once, as he made her the confident of other hopes, and +enlarged on the prospect of his speedy union with Heloise de +Clairville, her countenance changed, and her eyes became suffused with +tears. + +"Dear Henri," said she, "I knew nothing of this. Why did you not +sooner apprise me of this fatal passion?" + +"Fatal passion, dear mother! Why do you thus characterize the love I +bear to the purest, the most beautiful of her sex?" + +"She is, indeed, all that you paint her, Henri; but you must learn the +hard task of renouncing your hopes. You can never marry her." + +"And why so? Do you refuse your consent?" + +"Alas! no. But the Baron de Clairville--" + +"He regards me with a favorable eye. I have reason to think he knows +of my attachment to his daughter, and approves of it. Even now, his +congratulations had a marked meaning, which could hardly be +ambiguous." + +"But a fatal, an insurmountable barrier lies between you and the +object of your hopes." + +"Do not keep me in suspense," cried the young soldier, "Explain this +mystery, I implore you." + +"Have you fortitude to listen to a dreadful secret, the possession of +which has well nigh destroyed the life of your mother?" + +"God will give me strength to bear any stroke," replied Henri. "Thanks +to your instruction and example, I have schooled myself to suffer, +unrepining, whatever Providence, in its infinite wisdom, sees fitting +to inflict. If I have a soul for the dangers of the field, I have +also, I think, the courage to confront those trials that pierce the +heart with keener agonies than any the steel of a foeman can inflict. +Fear not to task me beyond my strength." + +"I will be as brief as possible," said the lady. "Your father, Henri, +was of noble birth and possessed of fortune. My own share of the +world's goods was small, and yet it was on this pittance alone that we +were sustained, till the exertions of a generous friend procured you, +under the name of De Grandville, (my maiden name,) a commission in the +guards." + +"Then De Grandville was not the name of my father." + +"No--he belonged to the noble house of Montmorenci. The early years of +our married life were passed in happiness that I always feared was too +great to be enduring. It was brought to a bitter and miserable end. +Deadly enemies--for the best and noblest have their foes--conspired +against your father, and he was accused--falsely accused, mark me--of +treason to his king and country. I will not tell you by what forgery +and perjury he was made to appear guilty--but he was convicted--and +sentenced--" + +"Sentenced!" + +"Ay, sentenced, and suffered. He died by the hands of _Monsieur de +Paris_!" + +"_Monsieur de Paris_!" + +"The executioner!" + +Henri uttered a piercing cry, and covered his face with his hands. He +remained a long time in this attitude, his frame convulsed by the +agonies of grief, while his mother watched, with streaming eyes, the +effect of her communication. At length he removed his hands, and +raised his head. His countenance was deadly pale,--the only indication +of the train of emotions which had just convulsed him,--but his look +was firm and high. + +"Mother," said he, pressing her hand, "I thank you. It was better to +learn this dreadful secret from your lips than from the words of +another. Henceforth we will live for each other--we shall have a +common sorrow and a common fate. I pray you to excuse me for a few +moments. I will soon rejoin you, but I have first a duty to perform." + +The young guardsman passed from his mother's presence to that of the +Baron de Clairville. + +"Welcome, welcome! my brave boy," said the old soldier. "You have +fairly won your spurs." + +"Sir, you flatter me," replied Henri, gravely. + +"Not at all. Saxe himself says that more distinguished gallantry never +fell beneath his notice." + +"You think then, baron, I can claim a post of honor and danger in the +next engagement?" + +"You can lead the Forlorn Hope if you like." + +"Enough, baron. I came to ask your forgiveness." + +"My forgiveness!" + +"Yes, sir, for having wronged you unconsciously so lately as last +evening." + +"Wronged me, and how, strange boy? you talk in riddles." + +"Last evening, sir, on the eve of battle, which might well, +considering what followed, have been my last of life, I sought your +daughter. Her manner, some unguarded words she dropped, emboldened me +to declare a secret which I had hitherto kept fast locked in my +breast. I threw myself at her feet, and told her that I loved her." + +"And she--" + +"Confessed that she loved me in return." + +"Henri! my boy--my son--my hero! this news makes me young again! it +gladdens my old heart like the shout of victory upon a stricken field. +Is this your offence? I freely pardon it." + +"You know not all, baron. You knew that I was a poor and obscure +soldier of fortune." + +"The man who has distinguished himself as you have done this day, +might claim the hand of an emperor's daughter." + +"Baron, between me and Heloise there lies a black shadow--a memory--a +horror, which forbids our meeting. The very name I bear does not +belong to me." + +"And how may you be named, young man, if not De Grandville?" + +"Henri de Montmorenci," replied the young soldier. + +"De Montmorenci!" cried the baron. "That is a noble and historic name. +The house of Montmorenci has been well represented in the field." + +"_And on the scaffold_!" added Henri, with deep emotion. + +"The scaffold!" exclaimed the baron. "Yes, yes; I remember now a +dreadful tragedy. But _he_ suffered unjustly." + +"No matter," answered Henri. "The ignominious punishment remains a +stain upon our escutcheon. Men will point to me as the son of a +condemned and executed traitor. Could I forget for a moment the +tragedy which has rendered my poor mother an animated image of death, +the finger of the world would recall my wandering thoughts to the +horrors of the fact. The scaffold, with all its bloody paraphernalia, +would rise up before me." + +"Henri, you are too sensitive," said the baron. "The best and bravest +of France (alas for our history!) have closed their lives upon the +scaffold. I believe your father innocent. If it were otherwise, you +have redeemed the honor of your race. You deserve my daughter's +hand--take her and be happy." + +"Make her the companion of my agony! Never." + +"Come with me," said the baron; "her smiles shall dispel these gloomy +fantasies." + +"No, no! urge me not," said the young guardsman. "Let me return to my +poor mother. She has need of all my consolation. I renounce forever my +ill-fated attachment. Heaven, for its own wise purposes, has chosen to +afflict me. Farewell, baron; I thank you for your kindness--your +generous friendship. You and Heloise will soon learn that Henri de +Montmorenci is no more. After the next battle, if you seek me out, you +will find me where the French dead lie thickest on the field." + +"Noble-hearted fellow!" cried the baron, when Henri had left him. "He +ought to be a field marshal." + +"Marshal Saxe requests your immediate presence, baron," said an +aide-de-camp, presenting himself with a salute. + +"Monsieur de Baron," said the commander-in-chief, when De Clairville +had obeyed the summons, "I have chosen you to carry my despatches to +the king; you will find yourself honorably mentioned therein, and I +think the favor of royalty will reward your merit." + +The baron bowed low as he received the despatches from the hand of the +marshal, and was soon ready for the journey, first taking a hasty +farewell of his daughter, whom he commended to the care of Madame de +Grandville, (or rather Montmorenci,) during his absence. + +In five days thereafter, he reported himself to the marshal, and was +then at liberty to attend to his private concerns. He found Heloise in +the company of Henri and his mother, and the gloom depicted on their +countenances presented a singular contrast to the radiant joy that +sparkled in the eyes and smiled on the lips of the genial and +warm-hearted old soldier. He kissed his daughter, saluted Madame de +Grandville, and then, shaking the young guardsman warmly by the hand, +exclaimed,-- + +"Good news, Henri; I bring you a budget of them. The king has heard of +your gallantry, and inquired into your story." + +"Heaven bless him!" exclaimed the mother. + +"The memory of your father," continued the baron, "has been vindicated +by a parliamentry decree affirming his innocence. His forfeited +estates are restored to his family; and I bring you, under the king's +seal, your commission as full colonel in the French Guards, and +letters patent of nobility, _Count_ Henri de Montmorenci!" + +Henri and his mother were nearly overwhelmed by this good news; while +Heloise clung to her father's arm for support. + +"No fainting, girl," said the happy baron. "That will never do for a +soldier's wife. Here, take her, count, make her happy--and let us hear +no more of your volunteering on Forlorn Hopes--at least, during the +honeymoon." + +We need not add that the baron's injunctions were implicitly obeyed. + + + + +PERSONAL SATISFACTION. + + +Mrs. Tubbs had been a very fine woman--she was still good looking at +the period of which we write, but then-- + + "Fanny was younger once than she is now, + And prettier of course." + +She had been married some years. Tubbs was a gentleman farmer, and +lived out in Roxbury, when land was cheaper there than it is now, and +a man of moderate means could own a few acres within three miles of +Boston State House. On retiring from the wholesale West India goods +business, he had purchased a little estate in the vicinity of the +Norfolk House, and raised vegetables and other "notions" with the +usual success attendant upon the agricultural experiments of gentlemen +amateurs; that is, his potatoes cost him about half a dollar a peck, +and his quinces ninepence apiece. He had a greenhouse one quarter of a +mile long, and kept a fire in it all the year round, at the suggestion +of a rascally gardener, whose brother kept a wood and coal yard. We +could tell some droll stories about Tubbs's gardening, if they were to +the purpose. We will mention, however, that when he went into the +vegetable business he was innocent as a lamb, and verdant as one of +his own green peapods, and of course he made some curious mistakes. He +was not aware that the infant bean, like the pious Ęneas, was "in the +habit of carrying its father on its back," and so thinking that nature +had made a mistake, he reversed the order of the young sprouts, and +reinterred the aged beans. This was one of his many blunders. However, +we have nothing to do with his gardening. We have said he was innocent +as a lamb, but he was by no means so pacific; on the contrary, his +temper was as inflammable as gun cotton--the slightest spark would set +it in a blaze. + +To return to Mrs. Tubbs, whom we have most ungallantly left in the +lurch since the first paragraph. She had been into Boston one day, +shopping, and returned home in the omnibus. She sat between two young +men. The one on her right was modest and well-behaved, while the other +was entirely the reverse. He might have been drinking--he might have +been partially insane--these are charitable suppositions; but at all +events, he had the impertinence to address Mrs. Tubbs in a low tone, +audible only to herself. He muttered some compliment to her +appearance--talked a little nonsense--inoffensive in itself, but +intolerable as coming from a stranger. Mrs. Tubbs made no reply, but +she was glad to spring from the conveyance when the driver pulled up +at the Norfolk House. To her great joy she espied the faithful Tubbs, +attired in a _blouse_, and wheeling a barrow full of gravel down +Bartlett Street, with all the dignity of a gentleman farmer, conscious +of being a useful, if not an ornamental, member of society. She +accosted him with,-- + +"Tubbs, love, I've got something to tell you." + +Tubbs relinquished the handles of the barrow, and sat down in the +gravel. + +"Mr. Tubbs!" screamed the lady, "you've got your best pantaloons on." + +"Never mind, my dear; out with your story, for I'm busy." + +"Mr. Tubbs! I've been insulted!" + +Mr. Tubbs's head instantly became as red as one of his own blood +beets. + +"Who is the miscreant?" he yelled, jumping up. + +"A young man who sat next to me in the omnibus." + +"Describe him!" + +"Dark hair and eyes, with a black stock, light waistcoat, dark-colored +coat and pantaloons--" + +"Which way did he go?" interrupted Mr. Tubbs. + +"Into the hourly office." + +"'Tis well! Mrs. T., I'll have his heart's blood!" + +"Now, T., be calm!" interposed his better half. + +"Mrs. T., I will be calm," was the dignified reply, "calm as the +surface of Mount Ętna, on the eve of an eruption. Farewell, love, for +a moment. Have an eye to the wheelbarrow while I have a settlement +with this scoundrel!" + +With these words, Tubbs marched up the hill. He entered the hourly +office, and looked round him. His first glance lighted on a young man +who answered the description given by Mrs. Tubbs; but he wished to +make assurance doubly sure, and so he accosted him politely,-- + +"Fine growing weather, sir." + +"Yes, sir," replied the stranger. + +"Peas are doing finely," said Mr. Tubbs. + +"Indeed!" + +"If the weather holds, we can plant corn next week." + +"Indeed!" + +"Pray, sir," continued Tubbs, "did you come out in the last coach?" + +"I did, sir." + +"Was there a lady in the coach?" + +"There was, sir. I recollect a lady sat next to me." + +"_You scoundrel! what did you mean by insulting my wife_?" + +This question was followed by a blow, which sent the young gentleman +sprawling on the floor. Tubbs stood him up, and knocked him down again +and again, like a man practising on a single pin in a bowling alley. +The sufferer showed some fight, but Tubbs's blood was up, and he +hammered down all opposition. The drivers looked on in admiration to +see "Old Tubbs vollop the chap as had insulted his wife," and so he +had it all his own way. He dragged the offender out of the office, and +finished him off on the sidewalk. He was engaged in this laudable +occupation, when his better half, tired of mounting guard over the +wheelbarrow, appeared upon the field. + +"Mr. Tubbs!" she screamed. + +"Wait a minute, my dear. I've only done one side of his head." + +"But, Mr. Tubbs! _That wasn't the man_!" + +Tubbs suspended operations, and stood fixed in horror. The remains of +the injured individual were taken into the hourly office. Then came +remorse and apologies unaccepted and unacceptable--a lawyer's +letter--an action for assault and battery, and heavy damages. The real +offender had escaped, and was never heard of; the victim was the +well-behaved young gentleman, who had sat on Mrs. Tubbs's right. Her +description, which had answered for both, had occasioned the dilemma, +which, while it proved an expensive lesson to Mr. Tubbs, was also an +effectual one, and saved him from many a rash and hasty action, and +induced him ever afterwards to adopt Colonel Crockett's golden maxim, +"_Be always sure you're right, then go ahead_." + + + + +THE CASTLE ON THE RHINE. + + +In one of those old feudal castles, which, perched, like eagle nests, +upon the picturesque hills that overhang + + "The wide and winding Rhine," + +and with their crumbling and ivy-grown towers, arrest the eyes of the +delighted traveller, as he views them from the deck of the gliding +steamer, there dwelt, some years ago, the Baron Von Rosenburg and his +lady Mathilde. The baron was a very proud man, and continually +boasting of his descent from a "long and noble line of martial +ancestors," gentlemen who were wont, in the "good old times," to wear +steel on head, back, and breast, and each of whom supported a score of +retainers in his feudal castle. Where the money comes from to support +a princely housekeeping, when the head of the family has no property +or employment, is sometimes a mystery nowadays; but no such doubt +attached to the resources of the baron's ancestors. These gentlemen, +when short of provisions, would sally forth at the head of their +followers, and capture the first drove of cattle they encountered, +without stopping to inquire into the ownership. Sometimes they made +excursions on the river, and levied contributions on the little barks +of traders who often carried valuable cargoes from one Rhine town to +another. + +But the privileges of the robber knights and bandit nobles were sadly +shorn by the progressive spirit of modern civilization. With a total +disregard of the immunities of chivalry, modern legislators declared +that it was as great a crime for a baron to seize on a herd of cattle +as for a peasant to steal a sheep. Hence the great families along the +Rhine went into decay. The castles were dismantled, many noble names +died out, very few remained, the representatives of the ancestral +glory of olden times. + +Among them was the baron. He had been a soldier and a courtier in his +youth, had spent some time abroad, and was about forty when he married +a lady of the same age, and settled down in the old family castle of +Rosenberg. Here he lorded it over the surrounding valley, the simple +inhabitants of which, though exempt from all feudal obligations, yet +in some sort regarded themselves as vassals of the baron. They made +him presents of fish, accompanied him to the chase, and lent him a +willing hand, whenever he required assistance at the castle. + +The baron, though he had the wherewithal to live comfortably enough, +was yet a poor representative of the race he sprang from. His army +consisted of a few farm servants, his cavalry of a ploughboy on a +cart-horse, and his navy of a fishing boat. But, on the whole, he was +happy. He passed his days either in trimming his vines or hunting, and +his evenings in poring over mildewed parchments or books of heraldry, +hunting up long pedigrees, and puffing a monstrous meerschaum till the +atmosphere was as dense as the interior of a smokehouse. The lady +Mathilde embroidered from morning till night. + +They had, however, a common source of grief. Fate had not blessed them +with children. The lady yearned for the companionship of a daughter; +the baron mourned at the prospect of the extinction of his name for +want of a male heir. + +It was while pondering on this subject one day, as they were strolling +out together, that the baron and his lady came upon the cottage of an +old soldier named Karl Mueller, who cultivated a little vineyard not +far from the castle. + +The old man was seated on a bench before his door, smoking, and so +deeply plunged in revery, that he was not aware of the approach of +visitors till the baron touched him on the shoulder. + +"In a brown study, Karl?" said the baron. + +"I have enough to think about," returned the soldier "I'm getting old, +and one thing troubles me." + +"What's that, my good fellow?" + +"Why, you see, baron, I'm not alone here." + +"Not alone?" + +"No, sir--I--have--I have a little child here." + +"I never knew you were married, Karl." + +"Nor was I, your honor. For I always thought an infantry soldier ought +to be in marching order, and never have more baggage than he could +carry in his knapsack. No, no; the child is none of mine." + +"But it is related to you," said the baroness. + +"It is my grandchild, madam," replied the soldier, fixing his eyes on +the lady; "and the child of as brave a man as ever faced the fire of +the enemy. He might have been a field marshal, for the matter of that. +I saw him at Oberstadt when the hussars went down to charge the +enemy's light cavalry. Faith, madam, they made daylight shine through +their ranks. Their curved sabres cut them up as the sickle does the +corn. I saw him, the girl's father, madam, go into that affair with +the hussars; but he came not out safe. It was pitiful to see his +uniform all dabbled with blood, as he lay on the ground, and to see +his pale lips quivering, as he prayed for water. I gave him the last +drop in my canteen, and I swore I'd protect the child. But I fear I'm +getting too old for the task." + +The baroness, whose eyes were filled with tears, turned to her +husband, and asked,-- + +"Shall we not give a shelter to the child of a brave man?" + +The baron nodded, and the proposal was accepted by Karl, who retired +into his cottage, and immediately reappeared, bringing forth a +beautiful girl of ten, with fair hair and blue eyes, and a form of +graceful symmetry. + +"A girl! nonsense!" said the baron, in a tone of disappointment. But +the baroness folded the child in her arms with rapture. The child +responded to the caresses of the lady with equal ardor. + +So the little Adelaide was soon domesticated in the castle which her +frolic spirit filled with gayety. The baroness renewed her youth in +gazing upon hers, and the baron never scolded her, even when she took +his pipe out of his mouth, or rummaged among his parchments. + +As she grew up to womanhood, she became more serious and thoughtful. +She was anxious to learn every thing touching her father, but on this +subject the baroness could give her no information; and Karl, her +grandfather, seemed equally averse to speaking of it. When hard +pressed, he promised to speak out at some future time. + +One day she was summoned in great haste to the cottage of old Karl. +The old man had suddenly been taken ill, and required the presence of +his granddaughter. It was evident, at a glance, that he was on his +death bed. + +"Adelaide," said he, "forgive me, before I die, that I may depart in +peace." + +"Forgive you, dear grandfather! am I not deeply indebted to you?" + +"I should have reposed more confidence in you; I should have spoken to +you about your parents." + +"My father?" asked Adelaide. + +"Was a brave and good man. But of your mother--your good mother--she +was--" + +Here a spasm interrupted his utterance, and he lay back on his pillow +gasping for breath. After a brief space he seemed to revive again, and +made strong efforts to express himself, but his breath failed him. He +motioned to Adelaide to fetch him writing materials, and while she +held a sheet of paper on a book before him, he essayed with feeble +fingers to trace a sentence with a pen. But the rapid approach of +death foiled all his endeavors to communicate a secret that evidently +lay close to his heart; and while the young girl bent over him in an +agony of grief, he gently sighed away his last. The baron and baroness +found their _protégée_, an hour afterwards, still sorrowing by the +bedside of her early friend and protector. With gentle violence they +removed her from the chamber of death, and took her home to the +castle, where they gave directions to the proper persons to take +charge of the old soldier's remains, and inter them with that decent +respect which was due to his character and station. Among his effects +was found a will, in which he made Adelaide his heiress, bequeathing +to her his little landed estate, and a small sum in gold, the produce +of his toil and frugality. This event cast a gloom over the spirits of +the young maiden, from which, however, her religious persuasions, the +attention of her friends, and the elasticity of her youth, eventually +relieved her. + +The old castle on the Rhine was gay once more, when Rudolph Ernstein, +a nephew of the baron, a gay young captain of hussars, whose +gallantry and beauty had given him reputation at Vienna, came to pay a +long visit to his uncle. He was a high-spirited and accomplished young +man, had served with distinction, was a devoted admirer of the ladies, +and one of those military Adonises who are born to conquest. He was +charmed to find domesticated beneath the old roof tree so fair and +lovable a girl as Adelaide, and of course did his best to render his +society agreeable to her. He sang to her songs of his own writing, to +airs of his own composition, accompanied on his guitar; he told her +tales of strange lands that he had visited, of cavalry skirmishes in +which he had participated, sketched her favorite scenes in pencil, and +offered to teach her the newest dances in vogue at Vienna. He was a +dangerous companion to a young girl whose imagination needed but a +spark to kindle it, and for a time she indulged in the wild hope that +she had made a conquest of Rudolph. But then her reason told her, that +even if he loved her, it would be impossible for a young man of family +to offer his hand to an almost portionless girl, about whose origin a +veil of mystery seemed wrapped. The names of her parents, even, had +never been disclosed to her, by the lips of probably the only man who +knew her history, and those lips were now cold and mute in death. +Hence the little gleam of sunshine which had for a moment penetrated +her heart was speedily quenched in a deeper darkness than that which +reigned in it before, and she could not help viewing the visit of +Rudolph as an ominous event. + +One morning, she was witness to a scene which dashed out the last +faint glimmering of hope. They were all seated at a huge oaken table, +from which the servants had just removed the apparatus of the morning +meal. + +"Rudolph," said the baron, after lighting his pipe,--an operation of +great solemnity and deliberation, and taking a few whiffs to make sure +that its contents were duly ignited,--"Rudolph, do you know why I sent +for you to Rosenburg?" + +"Why, sir," replied the hussar, "I suppose it was because you really +have a sort of regard for an idle, good-for-nothing fellow, whose +redeeming quality is an attachment to a very kind old uncle, and whose +nonsense and good spirits are perhaps a partial compensation for the +trouble he gives every body in this tumble-down old castle." + +"Tumble-down old castle!" exclaimed the baron, in high dudgeon, the +latter part of the soldier's speech cancelling the former; "why, you +jackanapes, it will stand for centuries. It resisted the cannon of +Napoleon, and it bids defiance to the battering of time. Yes, sir, +Rosenburg will stand long after your great-great-grandchildren are +superannuated." + +"I am not likely to be blessed in the way you hint at, uncle," said +the soldier, carelessly. "I am likely, for aught I see, to die a +bachelor." + +"Nonsense!" said the baron. "What's to become of your family name? Do +you think I will allow it to die out, like the Pumpernickels, the +Snaphausens, and the Ollenstoffenburgers? No, boy. I sent for you to +tell you that I have contracted for your hand with my friend the Baron +Von Steinberg." + +"Really, sir, you dispose of me in a very cavalier way." + +"That's because you're too careless or lazy to look out for yourself," +retorted the baron. "But then you can have no possible objection to +the present match. The fair Julia is just twenty--eyes, you dog--lips, +you rascal--a shape, you blockhead, to bewitch an anchorite. And then +she has the gelt--the money, my boy." + +"A commodity of which I happen to be minus," said the soldier. + +"Arn't you my heir?" asked the baron. + +"You are very kind," said the hussar, with a slight sigh. + +He glanced at Adelaide, but he read no sentiment on her calm and +pensive countenance. + +"She's as cold as a glacier on the Donderberg!" he muttered to +himself. + +"Well, sir--you haven't given me an answer," said the baron, +impatiently. + +"My dear uncle," said the soldier, jumping up, and snatching his +fowling-piece, "it's a glorious morning for sport; and I'm much +mistaken if I don't add a half dozen brace of birds to your bill of +fare to-day." + +"But the fair Julia Von Steinberg?" said the baron. + +"O! I forgot," said Rudolph. "I'm entirely in your hands. Do with me +as you please. My profession, you know, has given me habits of +obedience. I suppose I must sacrifice myself. Good morning." + +And away he went to enjoy his sport upon the mountains. + +"Young, lovely, and rich!" said poor Adelaide, with a sigh, when she +had regained her room. "If this be true, she is indeed worthy of +Ernstein. He will love her--they will be happy--and I--I can but wish +them joy, and die." + +There was great preparation in the castle Von Rosenburg, that day +week, for the reception of the prospective bride. Every thing was +cleaned and furbished up, from battlement to dungeon keep. An old flag +with the family arms was hoisted from the rampart, and the butler, who +had served in the wars of the Alliance, mounted an old swivel on the +ramparts with the intention of firing it off, on the approach of the +old family carriage of the Von Steinbergs, Captain Rudolph Von +Ernstein, in his splendid hussar uniform, looked the beau ideal of a +soldier lover. Even the baron was rejuvenated by a court suit that had +not seen the light since the nuptials of Maria Louisa and the Emperor +Napoleon. + +At last the carriage appeared. The villagers and hangers on of the +establishment hurrahed in the court yard as it drew up, the old butler +applied the match to the priming of the swivel and was prostrated by +the discharge, while the baron came near tumbling over his sword in +his eagerness to welcome his old friend and his old friend's daughter. + +The Baron Von Steinberg alighted and bowed his thanks; while Captain +Rudolph handed out the lovely Julia. As her light foot touched the +pavement, Adelaide advanced to offer a bouquet; at one glance she +appreciated the exquisite beauty of her rival, and dropping the +flowers, retired to an obscure corner of the court yard to conceal her +anguish and despair. + +The festive train swept into the castle. All was gayety and uproar +within doors. The baron could scarce contain the transports of his +joy; and Von Steinberg was equally excited. The excitement, however, +seemed to be too much for the fair Julia, whose cheek was paler than +the satin robe she wore, while Rudolph, perhaps from sympathy, was +uneasy and agitated. + +At last the bell of the castle was rung for dinner, and the party +proceeded to the great hall. But Adelaide did not make her appearance. +Search was made for her; she was not in her apartment. An angry flush +overspread the brow of old Rosenburg at this announcement, and after +some minutes passed in waiting for her appearance, he ordered dinner +to be served without her. The repast was not a very gay one, +notwithstanding the efforts of the master of the house to make it so. +Night had long fallen, and Adelaide did not reappear. The family, from +being vexed, now became alarmed, and it was determined to go in search +of her. Rudolph and the baron went forth with two servants and torches +to scour the woods, after vainly searching through the castle. One of +the men went on in advance. He had been gone but a short time when he +came back speechless with grief and amazement. Rudolph and his uncle +pushed forward through the thickets, and on the banks of a small +stream, dammed up to form a lake, they found the bonnet and shawl of +the missing girl. + +"Good God!" exclaimed Rudolph, "she has destroyed herself. I have +noticed a strange wildness in her appearance for several days past; in +a fit of mental aberration she has wandered away, and here found her +death." + +A piercing scream was heard at this moment. The baroness, who had +followed them, had recognized the garments of Adelaide. + +"My child! my child!" she shrieked, "my own! my beautiful! she is no +more." + +"This is worse and worse," said the baron, wringing his hands. "This +will make us all mad." + +But at this moment a boat was seen approaching. It was the miller, who +brought with him the body of Adelaide, dripping as it had been drawn +from the water. He laid her fair form upon the bank. The baroness, who +could not be restrained, threw herself beside her, and kissed her pale +lips. Rudolph, too, seized the cold hands. + +"She lives!" he exclaimed. "She is not lost to us!" + +"Rudolph--dear Rudolph!" murmured the poor girl. + +"My child! my child! she lives!" cried the baroness. + +And it was indeed so. She had thrown herself into the water, indeed, +but the miller, who happened to be at hand, had flown to her rescue, +and she was now, by the united efforts of her friends, restored to +consciousness. + +"Dear, dear Adelaide!" cried the baroness; "your life repays me now +for all my sufferings. Yes, dearest, you are my own, my only child. +Yes, baron," she added, noticing the incredulous expression of her +husband--"the supposed death of a daughter has wrung from a mother's +heart the despairing cry that betrayed her secret. In former days, I +married, secretly, Colonel Schonfeldt, a brave soldier of the emperor, +against whom my parents cherished a deadly enmity. He fell upon the +field of battle, and this poor girl, the fruit of our love, was +committed to the hands of strangers, till such time as I could take +her to my heart. I avow it without shame, nor can you, baron, whose +noble qualities won my heart, reproach me with the love I bear this +dear girl." + +"She is my child now," said the baron, "as well as yours. Let us take +her back to the castle; she is a precious charge." + +"I will see to her," said Rudolph, "and it shall not be my fault if +she ever have another protector." + +So the party regained the castle, where Von Steinberg and Julia were +anxiously awaiting their return. + +When Adelaide had been carefully attended to, Rudolph sought his uncle +and guests in the great hall. + +"Miss Julia Von Steinberg," said the soldier, "since confessions are +the order of the night, I must place mine on record. I met you to-day +in obedience to orders, believing my heart was my own. The event of +to-night has told me too truly that I had unconsciously lost it. But I +am a man of honor, and if you will accept my hand without my heart, +it is yours." + +"Captain Ernstein," replied the beauty, "I thank you for your frank +confession. I cannot possibly accept your hand without your heart. +Nay--do not frown, father--I have a secret for your ear, and if you do +not wish to wreck your daughter's happiness, you will urge me no +further." + +Von Steinberg frowned, and pshawed, and pished, and then, clearing his +voice, addressed the baron. + +"Come, Von Rosenberg," said he, "confess that we have been acting like +a couple of old fools, in trying our hand at match making--it is a +business for the young people themselves, and not for old soldiers +like us. Say, shall we reduce the mutineers to obedience, or shall we +let them have it their own way?" + +"Circumstances alter cases," answered the baron. "When I proposed for +Julia's hand, I didn't know my wife had a daughter to marry. And if +that were not the case, I am inclined to think the secret alluded to +by the young lady, would prove an insuperable obstacle to the +ratification of our treaty." + +This secret was no other than a love affair between the fair Julia and +a certain count who had waltzed with her at the baths of Baden-Baden, +the preceding summer. We are glad to say that the flirtation thus +happily commenced ended in matrimony. As for Rudolph, he was shortly +after united to the fair Adelaide, on which occasion the baron gave +such a rouse as the old towers of Von Rosenberg had not known since +the rollicking days of its first feudal masters. It was illuminated at +every window and loophole, so that the waters of the Rhine rolled +beneath it a sea of fire, or as if their channels were overflowed +with generous Asmanshausen; and the old butler discharged his swivel +so many times that he had to be taken down from the battlements and +drenched with Rhenish to preserve his life. + +Thus ended all that is worthy commemorating in the modern history of +the Castle on the Rhine. + + + + +LOVE IN A COTTAGE. + + +"Tell me, Charley, who is that fascinating creature in blue that +waltzes so divinely?" asked young Frank Belmont of his friend Charles +Hastings, as they stood "playing wallflower" for the moment, at a +military ball. + +"Julia Heathcote," answered Charles, with a half sigh, "an old flame +of mine. I proposed, but she refused me." + +"On what ground?" + +"Simply because I had a comfortable income. Her head is full of +romantic notions, and she dreams of nothing but love in a cottage. She +contends that poverty is essential to happiness--and money its bane." + +"Have you given up all hopes of her?" + +"Entirely; in fact, I'm engaged." + +"Then you have no objections to my addressing this dear, romantic +angel?" + +"None whatever. But I see my _fiancée_--excuse me--I must walk through +the next quadrille with her." + +Frank Belmont was a stranger in Boston--a New Yorker--immensely rich +and fashionable, but his reputation had not preceded him, and Charley +Hastings was the only man who knew him in New England. He procured an +introduction to the beauty from one of the managers, and soon danced +and talked himself into her good graces. In fact, it was a clear case +of love at first sight on both sides. + +The enamoured pair were sitting apart, enjoying a most delightful +_tźte-ą-tźte_. Suddenly Belmont heaved a deep sigh. + +"Why do you sigh, Mr. Belmont?" asked the fair Julia, somewhat pleased +with this proof of sensibility. "Is not this a gay scene?" + +"Alas! yes," replied Belmont, gloomily; "but fate does not permit me +to mingle habitually in scenes like this. They only make my ordinary +life doubly gloomy--and even here I deem to see the shadow of a fiend +waving me away. What right have I to be here?" + +"What fiend do you allude to?" asked Miss Heathcote, with increasing +interest. + +"A fiend hardly presentable in good society," replied Belmont, +bitterly. "One could tolerate a Mephistophiles--a dignified fiend, +with his pockets full of money--but my tormentor, if personified, +would appear with seedy boots and a shocking bad hat." + +"How absurd!" + +"It is too true," sighed Belmont, "and the name of this fiend is +_Poverty_!" + +"Are you poor?" + +"Yes, madam. I am poor, and when I would fain render myself agreeable +in the eyes of beauty--in the eyes of one I could love, this fiend +whispers me, 'Beware! you have nothing to offer her but love in a +cottage.'" + +"Mr. Belmont," said Julia, with sparkling eyes, and a voice of unusual +animation, "although there are sordid souls in this world, who only +judge of the merits of an individual by his pecuniary possessions, I +am not one of that number. I respect poverty; there is something +highly poetical about it, and I imagine that happiness is oftener +found in the humble cottage than beneath the palace roof." + +Belmont appeared enchanted with this encouraging avowal. The next +day, after cautioning his friend Charley to say nothing of his actual +circumstances, he called on the widow Heathcote and her fair daughter +in the character of the "poor gentleman." The widow had very different +notions from her romantic offspring, and when Belmont candidly +confessed his poverty on soliciting permission to address Julia, he +was very politely requested to change the subject, and never mention +it again. + +The result of all this manoeuvring was an elopement; the belle of +the ball jumping out of a chamber window on a shed, and coming down a +flight of steps to reach her lover, for the sake of being romantic, +when she might just as well have walked out of the front door. + +The happy couple passed a day in New York city, and then Frank took +his beloved to his "cottage." + +An Irish hack conveyed them to a miserable shanty in the environs of +New York, where they alighted, and Frank, escorting the bride into the +apartment which served for parlor, kitchen, and drawing room, and was +neither papered nor carpeted, introduced her to his mother, much in +the way Claude Melnotte presents Pauline. The old woman, who was +peeling potatoes, hastily wiped her hands and face with a greasy +apron, and saluted her "darter," as she called her, on both cheeks. + +"Can it be possible," thought Julia, "that this vulgar creature is my +Belmont's mother?" + +"Frank!" screamed the old woman, "you'd better go right up stairs and +take off them clothes--for the boy's been sent arter 'em more'n fifty +times. Frank borried them clothes, ma'am," she added to Julia, by way +of explanation, "to look smart when he went down east." + +The bridegroom retired on this hint, and soon reappeared in a pair of +faded nankeen pantaloons, reaching to about the calf of the leg, a +very shabby black coat, out at the elbows, a ragged black vest, and, +instead of his varnished leather boots, a pair of immense cowhide +brogans. + +"Now," said he, sitting quietly down by the cooking stove, "I begin to +feel at home. Ah! this is delightful, isn't it, dearest?" and he +warbled,-- + + "Though never so humble, there's no place like home." + +Julia's heart swelled so that she could not utter a word. + +"Dearest," said Frank, "I think you told me you had no objection to +smoking?" + +"None in the least," said the bride; "I rather like the flavor of a +cigar." + +"O, a cigar!" replied Belmont; "that would never do for a poor man." + +And O, horror! he produced an old clay pipe, and filling it from a +little newspaper parcel of tobacco, began to smoke with a keen relish. + +"Dinner! dinner!" he exclaimed at length; "ah! thank you, mother; I'm +as hungry as a bear. Codfish and potatoes, Julia--not very tempting +fare--but what of that? our aliment is love!" + +"Yes, and by way of treat," added the old woman, "I've been and gone +and bought a whole pint of Albany ale, and three cream cakes, from the +candy shop next block." + +Poor Julia pleaded indisposition, and could not eat a mouthful. Before +Belmont, however, the codfish and potatoes, and the ale, and cream +cakes disappeared with a very unromantic and unlover-like velocity. At +the close of the meal, a thundering double knock was heard at the +door. + +"Come in!" cried Belmont. + +A low-browed man, in a green waistcoat, entered. + +"Now, Misther Belmont," he exclaimed, in a strong Hibernian accent, +"are ye ready to go to work? By the powers! if I don't see ye sailed +to-morrow on the shopboard, I'll discharge ye without a character--and +ye shall starve on the top of that." + +"To-morrow morning, Mr. Maloney," replied Belmont, meekly, "I'll be at +my post." + +"And it'll be mighty healthy for you to do that same," replied the man +as he retired. + +"Belmont, speak--tell me," gasped Julia, "who is that man--that +loafer?" + +"He is my employer," answered Belmont, smiling. + +"And his profession?" + +"He is a tailor." + +"And you?" + +"Am a journeyman tailor, at your service--a laborious and thankless +calling it ever was to me--but now, dearest, as I drive the hissing +goose across the smoking seam, I shall think of my own angel and my +dear cottage, and be happy." + +That night Julia retired weeping to her room in the attic. + +"That 'ere counterpin, darter," said the old woman, "I worked with +these here old hands. Ain't it putty? I hope you'll sleep well here. +There's a broken pane of glass, but I've put one of Frank's old hats +in it, and I don't think you'll feel the draught. There used to be a +good many rats here, but I don't think they'll trouble you now, for +Frank's been a pizinin' of 'em." + +Left alone, Julia threw herself into a chair, and burst into a flood +of tears. Even Belmont had ceased to be attractive in her eyes--the +stern privations that surrounded her banished all thoughts of love. +The realities of life had cured her in one day of all her Quixotic +notions. + +"Well, Julia, how do you like poverty and love in a cottage?" asked +Belmont, entering in his bridal dress. + +"Not so well, sir, as you seem to like that borrowed suit," answered +the bride, reddening with vexation. + +"Very well; you shall suffer it no longer. My carriage awaits your +orders at the door." + +"Your carriage, indeed!" + +"Yes, dearest, it waits but for you, to bear us to Belmont Hall, my +lovely villa on the Hudson." + +"And your mother?" + +"I have no mother, alas! The old woman down stairs is an old servant +of the family." + +"Then you've been deceiving me, Frank--how wicked!" + +"It was all done with a good motive. You were not born to endure a +life of privation, but to shine the ornament of an elegant and refined +circle. I hope you will not love me the less when you learn that I am +worth nearly half a million--that's the melancholy fact, and I can't +help it." + +"O Frank!" cried the beautiful girl, and hid her face in his bosom. + +She presided with grace at the elegant festivities of Belmont Hall, +and seemed to support her husband's wealth and luxurious style of +living with the greatest fortitude and resignation, never complaining +of her comforts, nor murmuring a wish for living in a cottage. + + + + +THE CAREER OF AN ARTIST. + + I woke up one morning and found myself + famous.--BYRON. + + +Julian Montfort was a farmer's boy; bred up to the plough handle and +cart tail. His father and mother were plain, honest people, of +hard-working habits and limited ideas, and without the slightest dash +of romance in their temperaments. Their house, their lands were +unprepossessing in appearance. The soil was impoverished by long and +illiberal culture; and old Montfort had a true old-fashioned prejudice +against trees. Instead of smiling hedgerows, with here and there a +weeping elm or plumy evergreen to cast their graceful shadows upon the +pasture land, his acres were enclosed with harsh stone walls, or an +unpicturesque Virginia fence with its zigzag of rude rails. The farmer +had an equal prejudice against books, "book larnin', and book-larned +men." Of course, with these ideas, Julian's education was limited to a +few quarters' schooling under an old pedagogue, whose native language +was Dutch, and who never took very kindly to the English tongue. +Besides, teaching was only an episode with him; for his vocation was +that of a clergyman, and he held forth on Sundays in alternate Dutch +and English to his little congregation--as is still the custom in many +of the small agricultural parishes in New York State, where the scene +of our veritable story lies. + +Our hero, young Julian, early began to show a restiveness under the +training he received, which sadly perplexed his plain matter-of-fact +father. The latter could not conceive why the boy should sometimes +leave his plough in the furrow, and sit upon a hillock, gazing +curiously and admiringly upon a simple wild flower. He knew not why +the youth should stand with his eyes fixed upon the western sky when +it was pavilioned with crimson, and gold, and purple; or later yet, +when, one by one, the stars came timidly forth and took their places +in the darkening heaven. He shook his head at these manifestations, +and confidently informed his help-mate that he feared the boy was "not +right"--significantly touching, as he spoke, that portion of his +anatomy where he fondly imagined a vast quantity of brain of very +superior quality was safely stowed away, guarded by a sufficient +quantity of skull to protect it against any accident. Neither he nor +the good wife imagined, for a moment, that Julian was a genius, and +that his talent, circumscribed by circumstances, was struggling for an +outlet for its development. + +At last the divine spark within him was kindled into flame. An +itinerant portrait painter came round, with his tools of trade, and +did the dominie in brown and red, and the squire's daughter in +vermilion and flake white, and set the whole village agog with his +marvellous achievements. Julian cultivated his acquaintance, received +some secret instructions in the A B C of art, and bargained for some +drawing and painting materials. His aspirations had at length found an +object. Long and painfully he labored in secret; but his advances were +rapid, for he took nature as a model. At last he ventured to display +his latest achievement--a small portrait of his father. It was first +shown to his mother, and filled her with astonishment and delight. It +is the privilege of woman, however circumstanced, to appreciate and +applaud true genius. Of course, Moliere's housekeeper occurs to the +reader as an illustration. The picture was next shown to the old man. +He gazed at it with a sort of silent horror, puffing the smoke from +his pipe in short, spasmodic jerks, and slowly shaking his head before +he spoke. + +"Do you know it, father?" asked the young artist. + +"Know it!" exclaimed the old man. "Yes--yes--I see myself there like I +was lookin' into a glass. There's my nose, and eyes, and mouth, and +hair; yes, and there's my pipe. It ain't right--it can't be +right--it's witchcraft. Satan must ha' helped you, boy--you couldn't +never ha' done it without the aid of the evil one." + +This was a sad damper. But just then the dominie luckily happened in +to take a pipe with his parishioner. He pronounced the work excellent, +and satisfied his old friend's doubts as to the honesty of the +transaction. Julian blessed the old man in his heart for the comfort +he afforded. + +And now the fame of the young painter flew through the village. The +tavern keeper ordered a head of General Washington for his sign board, +the old one--originally a portrait of the Duke of Cambridge with the +court dress painted out--not satisfying some of his critical +customers. And for the blacksmith, Montfort painted a rampant black +horse, prevented from falling backward by a solid tail. The stable +keeper also gave him orders for sundry coats of arms to be depicted on +wagon panels and sleigh dashers, so that the incipient artist had +plenty of orders and not a little cash. + +But he soon grew tired of this local reputation. He panted for the +association of kindred spirits; for the impulse and example to be +found in some great centre of civilization; for refinement, fame--all +that is dear to an ardent imagination. And so, one morning, he +announced his intention of seeking his fortune in the city of New +York. + +His mother was sad, but did not oppose his wishes; his father shook +his head, as he always did when any thing was proposed--no matter +what. The old gentleman seemed to derive great pleasure from shaking +his head, and no one interfered with so harmless an amusement. + +"Goin' to York, hey?" said he, emitting sundry puffs of smoke. "The +Yorkers are a curious set of people, boy. I read into a paper once't +about how they car' on--droppin' pocket books, and sellin' brass +watches for gold, and knockin' people down and stompin' onto 'em." + +"But the dominie thinks I might make money there," said the young man. + +"O, then you'd better go. The dominie's got a longer head than you or +I, boy," said the old man. + +"Yes, father," said the youth, kindling with animation. "In New York I +am sure to win fame and fortune. I shall come back, then, and buy you +a better farm, and hire hands for you, so that you won't be obliged to +work so hard--and you can set out trees." + +"Hain't no opinion of trees," said the old man, shaking his head. + +"Well, well, father, you shall have money, and do what you like with +it; for my part I shall be content with fame." + +"Fame! what is that?" said the old man, laying down his pipe in +bewilderment. + +"Fame! Do you ask what fame is?" exclaimed the romantic boy. But he +paused, convinced in a moment of the perfect futility of attempting to +convey an idea of the unsubstantial phantom to the old man's +intellect. Perhaps the old farmer was the better philosopher of the +two. + +But Julian gained his point, and departed for the great city--the goal +of so many struggles, the grave of so many hopes. He was at first +dazzled by the splendors of the artificial life, into the heart of +which he plunged; and then, with a homesick feeling, he sighed for +that verdurous luxury of nature he had left. He missed the trees--for +he thought the shabby and rusty foliage of the Battery and Park hardly +worthy of that name. But, in time to save him from utter +disappointment and heart sickness, there opened on his vision the +glorious dawning of the world of art. He passed from gallery to +gallery, and from studio to studio, drinking in the beauties that +unfolded before him with the eyes of his body and his soul. He was +enraptured, dazzled, enchanted. Then he settled down to work in his +humble room, economizing the scanty funds he had brought with him to +the city. Like many young aspirants, he grasped, at first, at the most +difficult subjects. He constantly groped for a high ideal. He would +fly before he had learned to walk. With an imperfect knowledge of +architecture and anatomy, and a limited stock of information, he would +paint history--mythology. He sought to illustrate poetry, and dared +attempt scenes from the Bible, Shakspeare, and Milton. He failed, +though there were glimpses of grandeur and glory in his faulty +attempts. + +Then he turned back, with a sickening feeling, to the elements of art, +distasteful as he found them. It was hard to pore over rectangles and +curves, bones and muscles, angles and measurements, after sporting +with irregular forms and fascinating colors. He tried portraiture, but +he had no feeling for the business. He could not transfigure the dull +and commonplace heads he was to copy. He had not the nice tact that +makes beauty of ugliness without the loss of identity. He could not +ennoble vulgarians. The sordid man bore the stamp of baseness on his +canvas. His pictures were too true; and truth is death to the portrait +painter. + +He began to grow morbid in his feelings, and was fast verging to a +misanthrope. His clothes grew shabby, and looked shabbier for his +careless way of wearing them. He was often cold and hungry. There were +times when he viewed with envy and hate the evidences of prosperity he +saw about him. He railed against those pursuits of life which made men +rich and prosperous. He began to think with the French demagogue, that +"property was a theft," and to regard with great favor the socialistic +doctrines then coming into vogue. The American social system he +pronounced corrupt and rotten, and deserving to be uprooted and +subverted. And this was the rustic boy, who, a few months before, had +left his home so full of hope, and generous feeling, and high +aspiration. + +There were times when he yearned for the humble scenes of his boyhood. +But he was too proud to throw up his pencils and palette, and go back +to the old farm house; and so he found a vent for his home feeling in +painting some of the scenes of his earliest life--the rustic dances, +the huskings, the haymakings, and junketings with which he was so +familiar. + +One of these pictures--a rustic dance was the subject--he sent to a +gilder's to be framed. He had consecrated three dollars to this +purpose, and went one day to see how his commission had been executed. +He found the picture framer, who was also a picture dealer, in his +shirt sleeves, talking with a middle-aged gentleman, who was praising +his performance. + +"Really a very clever thing," said the gentleman, scanning the +painting through his gold-bowed eye glasses. + +"The composition, coloring, and light and shade, are admirable; but +the life, animation, and naturalness of the figures make its great +charm. Ah, why don't our artists study to produce life as it exists +around them, and as they themselves know it and feel it, instead of +giving us the gods and goddesses of a defunct and false religion, and +scenes three thousand miles and years away?" + +"Mr. Greville," said the picture framer, "allow me to make you +acquainted with the artist, Mr. Montfort; he's a next-door neighbor of +yours--lives at No ----, Broadway." + +"Mr. Montfort," said the gentleman, warmly shaking the hand the artist +shyly extended, "you found me admiring your work. And I'm sure I did +not know I had so talented a neighbor. I shall be glad to be better +acquainted with you. I presume your picture is for sale." + +"Not so, sir," replied the artist, coldly. "It is a reminiscence of +earlier and happier days. It was painted for my own satisfaction, and +I shall keep it as long as I have a place to hang it in. It is a +common mistake, sir, with our patrons, to suppose they can buy our +souls as well as our labor." + +Mr. Greville's cheek flushed; but as he glanced at the shabby exterior +and wan face of the artist, his color faded, and he answered gently-- + +"Believe me, Mr. Montfort, I am not one of the persons you +describe--if, indeed, they exist elsewhere but in your imagination. I +should be the last person to fail in sympathy for the high-toned +feelings of an artist; for in early life I was thought to manifest a +talent for art--and, indeed, I had a strong desire to follow the +vocation." + +"And you abandoned it--you turned a deaf ear to the divine +inspiration--you preferred wealth to glory--to be one of the vulgar +many rather than to belong to the choice few. I congratulate you, Mr. +Greville, on your taste." + +"You judge me harshly, Mr. Montfort," replied the gentleman, +pleasantly. "I am hardly required to justify my choice of calling to a +perfect stranger; and yet your very frankness induces me to say a word +or two of the motives which impelled me. My parents were poor. An +artist's life seemed to hold no immediate prospects of competence. +They to whom I owed my being might die of want before I had +established a reputation. I had an opportunity to enter commercial +life advantageously. I prospered. I have lived to see the declining +days of my parents cheered by every comfort, and to rear a family in +comfort and opulence. One of my boys promises to make a good artist. +Fortunately, I can bestow on him the means of following the bent of +his inclination. Instead of being an indifferent painter myself, I am +an extensive purchaser of works of art, so that my conscience acquits +me of any very great wrong in the course I adopted." + +Montfort was silent; he was worsted in the argument. + +"Mr. Montfort," pursued the gentleman, after a pause, "my evenings are +always at my disposal, and I like to surround myself with men of +talent. I have already a large circle of acquaintances among artists, +musicians, and literary men, and once a week they meet at my house; I +shall be very happy to see you among us. To-night is my evening of +reception--will you join us?" + +Proud and shy as he was, Montfort could not help accepting an +invitation so frankly and pleasantly tendered. He promised to come. + +"One favor more," said Mr. Greville. "You won't sell that picture. +Will you lend it to me for a day or two?" + +"I cannot refuse you, of course, Mr. Greville." + +"If you have the slightest objection, say so frankly," said the +kind-hearted merchant. + +"I have not the slightest objection, Mr. Greville. It is entirely at +your disposal." + +Mr. Greville was profuse in his thanks. + +"Shall I send it to your house?" said the picture framer. + +"No, Mr. Tennant," replied the merchant. "It is too valuable to be +trusted out of my hands. I am personally responsible, and I fear that +I am not rich enough to remunerate the artist, if any harm happens to +it." + +With these words, bowing to the artist, Mr. Greville took the picture +carefully under his arm, and left the shop, Montfort soon following. + +"Well, I declare," said the picture framer, when he was left alone, +"artists is queer animils, and no mistake. Neglect 'em, and it makes +'em as mad as a short-horned bull in fly time; coax 'em and pat 'em, +and they lets fly their heels in your face. Seems to me, if I was an +artist, I shouldn't be particular about being a hog, too. There ain't +no sense in it. Now, it beats my notion all to pieces to see how Mr. +Greville could talk so pleasantly and gentlemanly to that dratted +Montfort, and he flyin' into his face all the time like a tarrier dog. +I'd a punched his head for him, I would--if they'd had me up afore the +Sessions for saltin' and batterin'. Consequently it's better to be a +pictur' framer than a pictur' painter. Cause why?--a pictur' framer is +a gentleman, and a pictur' painter is a hog." + +There was a good deal of truth in what Mr. Tennant said, mixed up with +a good deal of uncharitableness. But what did he know of the _genus +irritabile vatum_? + +Evening came; and after many misgivings, Montfort, in an eclectic +costume, selected from his whole wardrobe, at a late hour, ventured +to emerge from his humble domicile, and present himself at the +rosewood portal of his aristocratic neighbor. He soon found himself in +the dazzling drawing room, bewildered by the lights, and the splendor +of the decoration and the furniture. Mr. Greville saw his +embarrassment, and hastened to dispel it. He shook him warmly by the +hand, and presented him to his lady and daughter, and then to a crowd +of guests. A distinguished artist begged the honor of an introduction +to him, and he soon found himself among people who understood him, and +with whom he could converse at his ease. Though he was lionized, he +was lionized by people who understood the sensitiveness of artistic +natures. They flattered delicately and tastefully. Their incense +excited, but did not intoxicate or suffocate. In one of the drawing +rooms the gratified artist beheld his picture placed in an admirable +light, the cynosure of all eyes, and the theme of all lips. + +"I am certainly very much indebted to you for placing it so +advantageously," said the artist to his host. "It owes at least half +its success to the arrangement of the light." + +"Do you hear that, Caroline?" asked Mr. Greville, turning to his +beautiful daughter, who stood smiling beside him. + +"I was afraid I had made some mistake in the arrangement," said the +beautiful girl, blushing with pleasure. + +Montfort attempted a complimentary remark, but his tongue failed him. +He would have given worlds for the self-possession of some of the +_nonchalant_ dandies he saw hovering around the peerless beauty. He +was forced to content himself with awkwardly bowing his thanks. + +In the latter part of the evening, one of the rooms was cleared for a +dance. Montfort was solicited to join in a quadrille, and a beautiful +partner was even presented to his notice; but he wanted confidence +and knowledge, and he had no faith in the integrity of the gaiter +shoes he had vamped up for the occasion, so that he was forced to +decline. This incident revived some of his morbid feelings that had +begun to slumber, and he caught himself muttering something about the +"frivolities of fashion." + +He thought to make his exit unnoticed; but Mr. Greville detected him, +and urged him to repeat his visit. + +The next day, during his reception hours, several visitors called--an +unheard-of thing. They glanced indifferently at his mythological +daubs, but were enthusiastic in their praises of his rustic subjects. +The day following, more visitors came. He was offered and accepted +four hundred dollars for one of his cabinet pictures. In a word, +orders flowed in upon him; he could hardly paint fast enough to supply +the demand. He became rather fastidious in his dress--patronized the +first tailors and boot makers, cultivated the graces, and took lessons +in the waltz and polka. At Mr. Greville's, and some of the other +houses he visited, he was remarked as being somewhat of a dandy. And +this was Montfort the misanthrope--Montfort the socialist--Montfort +the agrarian. + +An important episode in his career was an order to paint the portrait +of Miss Caroline Greville. He had already had three or four sittings, +and the picture was approaching completion; then the work suddenly +ceased. Day after day the artist pleaded engagements. At the same time +he discontinued his visits at the house. + +Mr. Greville, somewhat offended, called on Montfort for an +explanation. He found his daughter's picture covered by a curtain. + +"My dear sir," said he, "how does it happen that you can't go on with +that picture? My wife is very anxious about it." + +"I can never finish it," said the artist sadly. + +"How so, my young friend?" + +"Mr. Greville, I will be frank with you. I love your daughter; I, a +poor artist, have dared to lift my eyes to the child of the opulent +merchant. I have never in look or word, though, led her to divine my +feelings--the secret is in my own keeping. But I cannot see her day +after day--I cannot scan her beautiful and innocent features, or +listen to the brilliant flow of her conversation, without agony. This +has compelled me, sir, to suspend my work." + +"Mr. Julian Montfort," said the merchant, "you seem bent--excuse +me--on making yourself miserable. You are no longer a poor artist; you +have a fortune in your pencil. Your profession is now a surer thing +than mine. There is no gentleman in the city who ought not to be proud +of your alliance; and if you can make yourself acceptable to my +daughter, why, take her and be happy." + +How Julian sped in his wooing may be inferred from the fact that, at a +certain wedding ceremony in Grace Church, he performed the important +part of bridegroom to the bride of Miss Caroline Greville; and after +the usual quantity of hand shakings, and tears, and kisses, and all +the usual efforts to make a wedding resemble a funeral as much as +possible, Mr. and Mrs. Montfort took passage in one of the Havre +steamers for an extensive tour upon the European continent. + +When they returned, Mr. Montfort's reputation rose higher than ever, +of course, and he made money with marvellous rapidity. He is now as +well known in Wall Street as in his studio, has a town and country +house, is a strong conservative in politics, and talks very learnedly +about the moneyed interest. He has made some efforts to transplant +his good old father and mother to New York; but they prefer residing +at his villa, and taking care of his Durham cattle and Suffolk pigs, +and seeing that his "Cochin Chinas" and "Brahma Pootras" do not +trample down the children when they go out to feed the poultry of a +summer morning. + + + + +SOUVENIRS OF A RETIRED OYSTERMAN IN ILL HEALTH. + + +Samivel, my boy, always stick to the shop; and if ever you become a +_millionhair_, like me, never be seduced by any womankind into +enterin' fash'nable society, and moving among the circles of _bong +tong_. (I have been obligated to study French without a master; 'cause +the Upper Ten always talks in bad French, and so a word or two will +slip in onawares, even ven talking to a friend--just as a bad oyster +will sometimes make its way into a good stew, spite of the best +artist.) + +I envies you, Samivel. You don't know what a treat it is to me to be +admitted confidentially behind the counter, and to find myself +surrounded once more by these here congenial bivalves. I can't escape +from old associations. Oysters stare me in the face wherever I go. +They're fash'nable, Samivel, and it's about the only think in fash'n +as I reg'larly likes. + +The other day we gave a _derjerner_, (that's French for brekfax, +Samivel,) which took place about dinner time, and consisted of several +distinguished pussons of the city, and three or four Hungry'uns as +came over in the last steamer--reg'lar rang-a-tangs, vith these 'ere +yaller anchovies growin' onto their upper lips. The old ooman, or +madame, as she calls herself, was on hand to receive--but I was out of +the way. She was mightily flustered, for she know'd I could talk a +little Dutch, and she wanted me for to interpret with the Hungry'uns. + +So she speaks up werry sharp, (the old ooman can speak werry sharp by +times,) and says to my youngest, a boy,-- + +"Where on airth _can_ your father be?" + +"O, daddy's in the sink room," says the young 'un, "a openin' +eyesters." + +The whole _derjerner_ bust into a hoss larff--for these Upper Ten +folks, Samivel,--betwixt you and me and the pump, my boy,--ain't got +no more manners than hogs. The child was voted an _ongfong +terriblee_--but it wor a fack. I had went down into the sink room, as +a mere looker-on in Veneer, and I seen one of my _employees_ a making +such botchwork of openin', hagglin' up his hands, and misusin' the +oysters, than I off coat, tucked up sleeves, and went to work, and +rolled 'em off amazin'--I tell you. The past rushed back on me--the +familiar feel of the knife almost banished my dyspepsy--I lived--I +breathed--I vas a oysterman again. Did I ever show you them lines I +wrote into my darter's album? No. Vell, then, 'ere goes:-- + + TO AN UNOPENED OYSTER. + + Thou liest fair within thy shell; + Thy charms no mortal eye can see; + And so, as Lamprey[A] says, of old + Was Wenus lodged--the fairest she. + + But beauties such as yourn and hern + Were never born unseen to waste; + Like her, you're bound to come to light, + To gratify refinement's taste. + + The fairest of the female race + To Ilium vent vith Priam's boy; + So the best oysters that I see + Are sent by railroad off to Troy. + + Sleep on--sleep on--nor dream of woe + Until the horrid deed be done-- + Then out and die, like Simile,[B] + In thy first glance upon the sun. + +[Footnote A: Probably Lempriere.] + +[Footnote B: Semele (?)] + +Well, and 'ows bizness, Samivel? You've got a good stand, and you're +bound to succeed. But beware of the Cracker-Fiend. I'll tell you about +him. + +There vas a chap as used to _patronize_ me that vas one of the +hungriest customers you ever did see. He was werry shabbily dressed, +and he looked for all the world like the picturs I've seen of +Shakspeare's "lean and hungry Cashier." + +He used to come in, give his order, (generally a stew,) and then go +and set down in a box and drop the curting. It allers looks suspicious +for a customer to drop his curting _afore_ you bring him the +oysters--_arterwards_ it's all perfectly proper, in course. Afore the +stew was ready, he would call out-- + +"Waiter! crackers!" + +The boy would hand him a basket; but when his stew was set before him, +there warn't no crackers in _his_ box. + +So ve put him on a allowance of a dozen crackers, which is werry +liberal, considerin' as pickles and pepper-sarce is throw'd in gratis. +But he used to step out quietly and snake baskets of crackers outen +other boxes, so's the other customers, as alvays conducted themselves +like perfick gen'lemen, vas all the time a singing out, "Waiter! plate +of crackers." + +Then we kept a boy a-watching of him, so's to keep him in his box +till he'd eat his oysters, and then you had to keep a werry sharp eye +on him ven he was paying, and you vas a-makin' change, els't you'd hev +all the crackers took off the counter. + +One day arter he vas gone, ve found all the crackers missin' from one +side of the room. Of course, ve suspected he done it, but how he done +it vas as much a puzzle as the Spinks. + +Next day, arter ve got him into his box, ve vatched and listened. Ve +heard a queer kind of sound, like a man trying to play the jewsharp +vith his boots; and, sir, ve detected the cracker-fiend a climbin' +over the partitions into the neighborin' boxes, and a collarin' all +the crackers he could come acrost. + +Perhaps you think I vent into him like a knife into a Prince's Bay. +But I didn't do no such think. I treated him werry perlite, and gin +him two dollars, a keg of crackers, and a jar of pickled oysters, on +condition he'd go and patronize some other establishment. Keep an eye +open for him, Samivel. + +Be generous, Samivel, but don't carry generosity to XS, for an +antidote I'm about to relate, out of my pusnol experience, illustrates +the evil effex of excessive philanthrophy. + +A little gal used to come into my shop to buy oysters. I seen she was +some kind of a foreigner, so I set her down for Dutch--as them vas the +only foreigners I vas acquainted vith at the time. I artervards +discovered she was French. She was werry thin, and as pale as a +soft-shelled clam; there was a dark blue color under her eyes, like +these here muscle shells. At first, she used to buy ninepence worth of +oysters. Arter a while it came down to fourpence; and one day she +only vanted two cents vorth. I asked her who they vas for, and she +said,-- + +"For my grandfather; he is very sick, sare." + +I followed her, and found out where her grandfather lived. So one +night I opened four gallons of prime New Yorkers, put 'em in a kettle, +took a lot of crackers and soft bread, and started for the +Frenchman's. The little gal came to the door, and showed me up stairs. +The poor old customer was all alone, in bed, and yaller as a blanket. +He start up ven he see us, and exclaimed,-- + +_"Ah! mon Dieu! Antoinette, priez le gentilhomme de 'asseoir."_ + +The leetle gal offered me a stool, but I didn't set down. + +"Mounseer," said I, in some French manufactured for the occasion, "I +havey broughtee you sommey oysteries," and I showed him the kittle, +with the kiver off. + +I thought his eyes kind of vatered at the sight, but he sighed, and +turnin' to the leetle gal, said,-- + +_"Antoinette, dites ą Monsieur, que je n'ai plus d'argent--pas un +sou."_ + +I guessed it was something about money, so afore the leetle gal could +translate it, I sang out,-- + +"I don't want no money, Mounseer; these here are free gratis, for +nothin' at all. I always treats my customers once in a while." + +That was a lie, Samivel--but never mind, I gin him a dozen, and the +old fellur seemed to like 'em fust rate. Then I offered him some more, +but he hung back. However I made him swallow 'em, and offered some to +the leetle gal. + +"After grandpapa," said she. + +So I offered him some more. + +"No more, I zank you; I 'ave eat too moosh." + +I know'd he was only sogerin' out of delixy. So I says as perlite as +possible,-- + +"None of that, old fellur--catch hold. I fetched 'em for you, and I'm +bound to see you eat 'em." + +"Sare, you are _too_ kind," said he; and he vent to vork again. Arter +a spell, he stopped. + +"Don't like 'em--hey?" says I, pretendin' to be mad. + +"I sall prove ze contraire," said he, in a kind of die-away manner, +and he went into 'em agin. + +Presently, he gin over, and fell back on his piller murmurin'-- + +"Sare, you are too good." + +I gin the balance to the leetle gal, and told her to come round in the +mornin', and I'd fill her kittle for her, adding that her grandfather +would be all straight in the mornin'. + +Samivel! he _vas_ all straight in the morning, but just as stiff as a +cold poker. The last two or three dozen finished him; his digestion +wasn't strong enough for 'em, and he know'd it, but he eat himself to +death out of politeness. The French are certingly the perlitest people +on the face of the yairth. + +Howsever, I see him buried decently, and I adopted the leetle gal. She +was well brung up and educated, and she larned my darters French--the +real Simon Pure--for she was a Canadian, and her grandfather came from +Gascony. But his fate vos a orful lesson. Benevolence, like an +oyster-roast, is good for nothink if it's over done. And now, Samivel, +my boy, _a-jew_, for I have a _sworray_ this evenin', and receive half +Beacon Street. _A-jew._ + + + + +THE NEW YEAR'S STOCKINGS. + + +"Never crosses his t's, nor dots his i's, and his n's and v's and r's +are all alike!" said, almost despairingly, Mr. Simon Quillpen, the +painstaking clerk of old Lawyer Latitat, as he sat late at night, on +the last day of the year, digging away at the copy of a legal document +his liberal patron and employer had placed in his hands in the early +part of the evening. "Thank Heaven!" he added, laying down his pen, +and consulting a huge silver bull's eye which he pulled from a +threadbare fob, "I shall soon get through this job, and then, hey for +roast potatoes and the charming society of Mrs. Q.!" And with this +consolatory reflection, he resumed his work with redoubled energy. + +Mr. Quillpen was a little man; not so very little as to pass for a +phenomenon, but certainly too small to be noticed by a recruiting +grenadier sergeant. His nose was quite sharp and gave his mild, thin +countenance, particularly as he carried his head a little on one side, +a very bird-like air. He trod, too, gingerly and lightly, very like a +sparrow or a tomtit; and, to complete the analogy, his head being +almost always surmounted by a pen, he had a sort of crested, +blue-jayish aspect, that was rather comical. Quillpen had a very +little wife and three very little children, Bob, Chiffy, and the baby; +the last the ultimate specimen of the _diminuendo_. It was well for +them that they were so small, for Quillpen obtained his _starvelihood_ +by driving the quill for Mr. Latitat at four hundred dollars a year, +to which Mrs. Quillpen added, from time to time, certain little sums +derived from making shirts and overalls at the rate of about ten cents +the million stitches. + +Whether Mr. Latitat was able to pay more was a question that never +entered the minute brain of Simon Quillpen; for he had so humble an +opinion of his own merits, and was always so contented and cheerful, +that he regarded his salary as enormous, and was wont playfully to +sign little confidential notes Croesus Quillpen and Girard Quillpen, +and on rare convivial occasions would sometimes style himself Baron +Rothschild. But this last title was very rarely indulged in, because +it once sent his particular crony, a chuckle-headed clerk in the +post-office, into a cachinnatory fit which was "rayther in the +apoplectic line." + +"To return to our muttons." Simon dug away at his copying with an +occasional reverential glance at a certain low oaken door, opening +into the _penetralia_ of this abode of law and righteousness, behind +which oaken door, at that very moment, sat Mr. Lucius Latitat, either +deeply engaged in the solution of some vast legal problem, or +calculating the interest on an outstanding note, or consulting with +chuckling delight a list of mortgages to be foreclosed. + +Well--Quillpen finished his document, wiped his pen on a thick velvet +butterfly, laid it in the rack above the ink, pushed back his chair +from the table, withdrew the cambric sleeve from his right arm, and +smoothed down his wristbands, having first put on his India rubber +overshoes. The fact is, he was very anxious to get home, and he could +not go without first seeing Mr. Latitat. The idea of knocking at Mr. +Latitat's door on business of his own never once occurred to him. He +would do that for a client, but not for himself. So he ventured on a +series of low coughs, and finding no notice was taken of them, he +dropped the poker into the coalhod, the most daring act he had ever +perpetrated. The slight noise thus produced crashed on his guilty ears +like thunder, or rather with the roar of a universal earthquake. +Slight, however, as it was, it brought out Mr. Latitat from his +interior. + +"What the deuse are you making such a racket for?" he exclaimed in +tones that thrilled to the heart of his employee; then, without +waiting for an answer, he slightly glanced at the table, and asked, +"Have you got through that job?" + +"Yes'm--I mean, yes'r" replied the quivering Simon. + +"Well, then, you can go. I'm going myself. You blow out the lights and +lock the room. And mind and be here early to-morrow morning. Nothing +like beginning the New Year well. Good night." + +"Mr. Latitat, sir!" cried Quillpen, with desperate resolution, as he +saw the great man about to disappear--"please, sir--could you let me +have a little money to-night?" + +"Why! what do you want of money?" retorted the lawyer. "O! I 'spose +you have a host of unpaid bills." + +"No, sir; no, sir; that's not it," Simon hastened to say. "I hain't +got narry bill standing. I pay as I go. Cash takes the lot!" + +"None of your coarse, vulgar slang to me!" said Latitat. "Reserve it +for your loose companions. If not to pay bills, what for?" + +"Please, sir,--we, that is Mrs. Q. and myself, want to put something +in the children's stockings, sir." + +"Then put the children's legs in 'em!" said the lawyer with a grin. "I +make no payments to be used for any such ridiculous purposes. Good +night. Yet stay--take this letter--there's money in it--a large +amount--put it in the post-office with your own hands as you go +home." + +"And you can't let me have a trifle?" gasped Simon. + +"Not a cent!" snarled the lawyer; and he slammed the door behind him, +and went heavily down the stairs. + +"I wonder how it feels to punch a man's head," said Simon, as he stood +rooted to the spot where Mr. Latitat left him. "It's illegal--it's +actionable--there are fines and penalties provided by the statute: but it +seems as if there were cases that might justify the operation--morally. But +then, again--what good would it do to punch his head? Punching his head +wouldn't get me money--and if I was to try it, on finding that the licks +didn't bring out the cash, I might be tempted to help myself to the cash, +and that would be highway robbery; and when the punchee ventured to suggest +that, the puncher might be tempted to silence him. O Lord! that's the way +these murders in the first degree happen; and I think that I was almost on +the point of taking the first step. I really think I look a little like +Babe the pirate," added the poor man, glancing at his mild but disturbed +features in the glass; "or like Captain Kidd, or leastways like Country +McClusky--a regular bruiser!" + +Sitting down before the grate, and stirring it feebly with the poker, +he tried to devise some feasible plan for supplying the vacuum in his +treasury. He might borrow, but then all his friends were very poor, +and particularly hard up--at this particular season of the year. The +bull's eye watch might have been "spouted," if he had foreseen this +contingency; but every avuncular relative was now at this hour of the +night snug abed to a dead certainty. Purchasing on credit was not to +be thought of, and the only toy shop which kept open late enough for +his purchases, was kept by a man to whom he was totally unknown. Time +galloped on, meanwhile, and the half-hour struck. + +"I'll slip that letter in the post-office, and then go home," said +Simon sorrowfully, rising as he spoke, and grasping his inseparable +umbrella. + +"Hallo! shipmate! where-away?" cried a hoarse voice. And Mr. Quillpen +became aware of the presence of an "ancient mariner," enveloped in a +very rough dreadnought, and finished off with a large amount of +whiskers and tarpaulin. + +"I was going home, sir," replied Simon, with the deferential air of a +very little to a very big man. + +"Ay--going to clap on hatches and deadlights. Well, tell me one +thing--where-away may one find one Mr. Latitat--a shore-going cove, a +regular land-shark, d'ye see?" + +"This is Mr. Latitat's office, sir," said Simon. + +"Ay--and is he within hail?" + +"No, sir, he has gone home." + +"Slipped his cable--hey? just my luck! Well, one might snooze +comfortably on this here table--mightn't he? You can clear out, and +I'll take care of the shop till morning." + +"That would be perfectly inadmissible, sir," said Simon, "the idea of +a stranger's sleeping here!" + +"A stranger!" cried the sailor. "Why, shipmate, do you happen to know +who I am? Look at me! Don't you find somewhat of a family likeness to +Lucius in my old weather-beaten mug? Why, man-alive, I'm his +brother,--his own blood brother! You must a heard him speak of me. +Been cruising round the world in chase of Fortune, but could never +overhaul her. Been sick, shipwrecked, and now come back as poor as I +went. But Lucius has got enough for both of us. How glad he'll be to +see me to-morrow, hey, old Ink-and-tape?" + +Simon had his doubts about that matter, but told the sailor to come in +the morning, and see. + +"That I will," said the tar, "and start him up with a rousing Happy +New Year! But I say, shipmate, I don't want to sleep in the +watch-house. Have you never a shilling about your trousers?" + +Simon answered that he hadn't a cent. + +"Why, don't that brother of mine give you good wages?" + +"Enormous!" said Simon. + +"What becomes of it all?" + +"I spend it all--I'm very extravagant," said Simon, shaking his head. +"And then, I'm sorry to say, your brother isn't always punctual in his +payments. To-night, for instance, I couldn't get a cent from him." + +"Then I tell you what I'd do, shipmate," said the sailor, +confidentially. "I'd overhaul some of his letters. Steam will loosen a +wafer, and a hot knife-blade, wax. I'd overhaul his money-letters and +pay myself. Ha! ha! do you take? Now, that letter you've got in your +fin, my boy, looks woundy like a dokiment chock full of shinplasters. +What do you say to making prize of 'em? wouldn't it be a jolly go?" + +"Stand off!" said Simon, assuming a heavy round ruler and a commanding +attitude. "Don't you come anigh me, or there'll be a case of +justifiable homicide here. How dare you counsel me to commit a robbery +on your own brother? I wonder you ain't ashamed to look me in the +face." + +"A chap as has cruised as many years as I have in the low latitudes +ain't afraid to look any body in the face," answered the "ancient +mariner," grimly. "I made you a fair offer, shipmate, and you +rejected it like a long-shore jackass as you are. Good night to ye." + +Much to his relief, the sailor took himself off, and Simon, after +locking and double locking his door, went to the post-office and +deposited the letter with which he had been intrusted. As he lived a +great way up on the Neck, he did not reach home until after all the +clocks of the city had struck twelve, so that he was able to surprise +his little wife, who was sitting up for him, with a "Happy New Year!" + +He cast a rueful eye at the line of stockings hung along the +mantel-piece in the sitting room, and then sorrowfully announced to +his wife his failure to obtain money of Mr. Latitat. + +"There'll be nothing for the stockings, Meg," said he, "unless what +the poor children put in ours." + +"I am very sorry," said his wife, who bore the announcement much +better than he anticipated; "but we'll have a happy New Year for all +that." + +Simon's roasted potatoes were completely charred, he had been detained +so late; but there was a little meal in the centre of each, and +charcoal is not at all unhealthy. He went to bed, and in spite of his +cares, slept the sleep of the just. + +A confused babbling awoke him at daylight. Master Bobby was standing +on his stomach, Miss Chiffy was seated nearly on his head, and baby +was crowing in its cradle. Happy New Years and kisses were exchanged. +"O, dear papa and mamma!" cried Bobby, "what a beautiful horse I found +in my stocking!" + +"And what a beautiful wax doll, with eyes that move, in mine," said +Chiffy,--"and such a splendid rattle and coral in baby's. Now, pray go +down and see what there is in yours." + +"This is some of your work, little woman," whispered Simon to his +wife. But the little woman denied it emphatically. Much mystified, he +hurried down to the breakfast room. The children had made the usual +offering of very hard and highly-colored sugar plums; but in each of +the two large stockings, stowed away at the bottom, was a roll of bank +notes, five hundred dollars in each. + +"Somebody wants to ruin us!" cried Simon, bursting into tears. "This +is stolen money, and they want to lay it on to us." + +"All I know about it," said Mrs. Quillpen, "is, that last night, just +before you came home, a sailor man came here with all these things, +and said they were for us, and made me promise to put them in the +stockings, as he directed, and say nothing about his visit to you." + +"A sailor!" cried Simon--"I have it! I think I know who it is. Good +by--I'll be back to breakfast directly." + +Simon ran to the office, and found, as he anticipated, Mr. Latitat +there before him. + +"A happy New Year to you, sir," said he. "Have you seen your brother?" + +"I have not," replied Mr. Latitat. + +Simon then told him all that happened on the preceding night; the +apparition of the sailor,--the temptation,--the money found in the +stockings, in proof of which he showed the thousand dollars, and +stating his fears that they had been stolen, offered to deposit the +sum in his employer's hands. + +"Keep 'em, shipmate; they were meant for you!" exclaimed Mr. Latitat, +suddenly and queerly, assuming the very voice and look of the nautical +brother of the preceding evening. + +While Simon stared his eyes out of his head, Mr. Latitat informed him +that he had no brother--that he had disguised himself for the purpose +of putting his clerk's long-tried fidelity to a final test, and, that +sustained triumphantly, had rewarded him in the manner we have seen. +He told how, disgusted in early life by the treachery and ingratitude +of friends and relations who had combined to ruin him, he had become a +misanthrope and miser; how the spectacle of Simon's disinterested +fidelity, rigid sense of honor, self-denial and cheerfulness, had won +back his better nature; and he wound off, as he shook Quillpen warmly +by the hand, by announcing that he had raised his salary to twelve +hundred dollars per annum. + +The good news almost killed Simon. "Please your honor," said he, +endeavoring to frame an appropriate reply,--"no--that ain't it--please +your excellency--you've gone and done it--you've gone and done it! I +was Baron Rothschild before, and now--no--I can't tell what I am--it +isn't in no biographical dictionary, and I don't believe it's in the +'Wealth of Nations!'" + +"Well, never mind," said Latitat, laughing, "go home and tell Mrs. Q. +the office won't be open till to-morrow, and that I shall depend on +dining with you all to-day." + + + + +THE OBLIGING YOUNG MAN. + + +"Cars ready for Boston and way stations!" shouted the conductor of a +railroad train, as the steamhorse, harnessed for his twenty mile trip, +stood chafing, snorting, and coughing, throwing up angry puffs of +mingled gray and dingy vapor from his sturdy lungs. "Cars ready for +Boston and way stations!" + +"O, yes!" replied a brisk young man, with a bright eye, peculiar +smirk, spotted neckcloth, and gray gaiters with pearl buttons. "Cars +ready for Boston and way stations. All aboard. Now's your time--quick, +or you'll lose 'em. Now then, ma'am." + +"But, sir," remonstrated the old lady he addressed, and whom he was +urging at the steps of a first class car. + +"O, never mind!" replied the brisk young man. "Know what you're going +to say--too much trouble--none whatever, I assure you. Perfect +stranger, true--but scriptural injunction, do as you'd be done by. In +with you--ding! ding!--there's the bell--off we go." + +And so in fact they did go off at forty miles an hour. + +"But, sir," said the old lady, trembling violently. + +"I see," interrupted the OBLIGING YOUNG MAN; "want a +seat--here it is--a great bargain--cars full--quick, or you'll lose +it." + +"But, sir," said the old lady, with nervous trepidation, "I--I--wasn't +going to Boston." + +"The deuce you weren't. Well, well, well, why couldn't you say so? +Hullo! Conductor! Stop the cars!" + +"Can't do it," replied the conductor. "This train don't stop short of +Woburn watering station." + +"Woburn watering station!" whimpered the old woman, wringing her +hands. "O, what shall I do?" + +"Sit still; take it easy--no use crying for spilt milk; what can't be +cured must be endured. I'll look out sharp; you might have saved +yourself all this trouble." + +Away went the cars, racketting and oscillating, while the obliging +young man was looking round for another recipient of his good +services. + +"Ha!" he muttered to himself. "There's a poor young fellow quite +alone. Lovesick, perhaps; pale cheek--sunken eye--never told his love; +but let--Shakspeare--I'm his man! Must look out for the old woman. +Here we are, ma'am, fifteen miles to Lowell--out with you--look out +for the cars on the back track. Good by--pleasant trip!" + +Ding dong, went the bell again. + +"Hullo! here's her bundle! Catch, there--heads! All right--get on, +driver!" + +And having tossed a bundle after the old woman, he resumed his seat. + +"Confound it!" roared a fat man in a blue spencer. "You're treading on +my corns." + +"Beg pardon," said the obliging young man. "Bad things, +corns,--'trifling sum of misery new added to the foot of your +account;' old author--name forgotten. Never mind--drive on!" + +"But where's my bundle?" asked the fat man. "Conductor! Where's my +bundle? Brown paper--red string. Saw it here a moment since." + +The conductor knew nothing about it. The obliging young man did. It +was the same he had thrown out after the old woman. + +"You'll find it some where," he said, with a consolatory wink. "Can't +lose a brown paper bundle. I've tried--often--always turned up; little +boy sure to bring it. 'Here's your bundle, sir; ninepence, please.' +All right--go ahead!" + +Here the obliging young man took his seat beside the pale-faced youth. + +"Ill health, sir?" + +"No, sir," replied the pale-faced youth, fidgeting. + +"Mental malady--eh?" + +The young man sighed. + +"See it all. Don't say a word, man! Cupid, heart from heart, forced to +part. Flinty-hearted father?" + +"No, sir." + +"Flinty-hearted mother?" + +"No, sir." + +"Flinty-hearted aunt?" + +The lovesick young man sighed, and nodded assent. + +"Tell me the story. I'm a stranger--but my heart is here, sir." +Whereupon the obliging young man referred to a watch pocket in his +plaid vest, and nodded with a great deal of intelligence. "Tell me +all--like to serve my fellows--no other occupation; out with it, as +the doctor said to the little boy that swallowed his sister's +necklace." + +The lovesick youth informed the obliging young man that he loved and +was beloved by a young lady of Boston, whose aunt, acting as her +guardian, opposed his suit. He was going to Boston to put a plan of +elopement into operation. He had prepared two letters, one to the aunt +renouncing his hopes, to throw her off her guard; the other to the +young lady, appointing a meeting at the Providence cars. The +difficulty was to get the letters delivered. This the obliging young +man readily undertook to do in person. Both the aunt and niece bore +the same name--Emeline Brown; but the aunt's letter was sealed with +black, the niece's with red wax. The letters were delivered with many +injunctions to the obliging young man, and the two new-made friends +parted on the arrival of the cars in Boston. + +The Providence cars were just getting ready to start, when, amid all +the bustle and confusion, a pale-faced young man "might have been +seen," as Mr. James, the novelist, says, nervously pacing to and fro, +and occasionally darting into Pleasant Street, and scrutinizing every +approaching passenger and vehicle. At last, when there was but a +single moment to spare, a hack drove up furiously, and a veiled lady +hastily descended, and gave her hand to her expectant admirer. + +"Quick, Emeline, or we shall lose the train!" + +The enamoured couple were soon seated beside each other, and whirling +away to Providence. The lady said little, but sat with downcast head +and veiled face, apparently overwhelmed with confusion at the step she +had taken. But it was enough for young Dovekin to know she was beside +him, and he poured forth an unbroken stream of delicious nonsense, +till the train arrived at its destination. + +In the station house the lady lifted her veil. Horror and confusion! +It was the aunt! The obliging young man had delivered the wrong +letter. + +"Yes, sir," said Miss Brown, "I am the person whom you qualified, in +your letter intended for my niece, as a 'hateful hag, in whose eyes +you were throwing dust'. What do you say to that, sir?" + +"Say!" replied the disconsolate Dovekin. "It's no use to say any +thing; for it is my settled purpose to spring over the parapet of the +railroad bridge and seek oblivion in a watery grave. But first, if I +could find that obliging young man, I'd be the death of him." + +"No you wouldn't," said the voice of that interesting individual, as +he made his appearance with a lady on his arm. "Here she is--take +her--be happy. After I'd given the notes, mind misgave me--went back +to the house--found the aunt gone--niece in tears--followed +after--same train--last car--here she is!" + +"I hope this will be a lesson," said Dovekin. + +"So it is. Henceforth, I shall mind my own business; for every thing +I've undertaken lately, on other folks' account, has gone amiss. Come, +aunty, give your blessing--let 'em go. Train ready--I'm off--best of +wishes--good by. Cars ready for Boston and way stations!--all aboard." + +The aunt gave her blessing; and this was the last that any of the +party saw of the _Obliging Young Man_. + + + + +EULALIE LASALLE. + +A STORY OF THE REIGN OF TERROR. + + O, what was love made for if 'twas not for this, + The same amidst sorrow, and transport, and bliss? + + MOORE. + + +The fanaticism of the French revolutionists had reached its height; +the excitable population, intoxicated with power, and maddened by the +vague dread of the retribution of despair, goaded on by profligate, +ferocious, or insane leaders, was plunging into the most revolting and +sanguinary excesses. The son of St. Louis had ascended to heaven, the +beautiful and unfortunate Marie Antoinette had laid her head upon the +block, the baby heir of the throne of the Capets was languishing in +the hands of his keepers, and the Girondists, the true friends of +republican liberty, were silenced by exile or the scaffold. In short, +the Reign of Terror, the memorable sway of Robespierre, hung like a +funeral pall upon the land which was fast becoming a vast cemetery. +The provincial towns, faithful echoes of the central capital, were +repeating the theme of horror with a thousand variations. Each +considerable city had its guillotine, and where that instrument of +punishment was wanting, the fusillade or the mitraille supplied its +place. + +At this crisis, Eugene Beauvallon, a young merchant of Toulouse, +presented himself one morning in the drawing room of Mademoiselle +Eulalie Lasalle, an orphan girl of great beauty and accomplishment, to +whom he had long been betrothed, and whom he would ere this have +married but for the political troubles of the period. Eulalie was a +graceful creature, slenderly and symmetrically formed, with soft blue +eyes, and an exceedingly gentle expression, which was indicative of +her character. She seemed too fair and fragile to buffet with the +storms of life, and ill fitted to endure its troubles, created to be +the idol of a drawing room, the fairy queen of a boudoir. + +Eugene was a handsome, manly fellow, of great energy and character. +The revolution surprised him in the act of making a fortune; the +whirlwind had stripped him of most of his property, but had yet left +him liberty and life. He had contrived to avoid rendering himself +obnoxious to the sansculottes without securing their confidence. The +tri-colored cockade which he wore in his hat shielded him from the +fatal epithet of aristocrat--a certain passport to the guillotine. + +Beauvallon then seated himself beside Eulalie, who was struck with the +radiant expression of his countenance, and begged to know the reason +of his joyous excitement. + +"I have good news to tell you," he said, gayly; "but we are not +alone," he added, stopping short, as his eyes rested on the sinister +face of an old woman, humbly attired, who was busily engaged in +knitting, not far from the lovers. + +"O, don't mind poor old Mannette," said Eulalie. "The poor old +creature is past hearing thunder. It is a woman, Eugene, I rescued +from absolute starvation, and she is so grateful, and seems so +desirous of doing something to render herself useful, that I am +mortified almost at her sense of the obligation." + +"I hope she has not supplanted your pretty _femme de chambre_, Julie, +of whom you threatened to be jealous. My admiration, I hope, has not +cost the girl her place." + +"O, dear, no! I couldn't part with Julie!" replied Eulalie, laughing +gayly. "But come, you must not tantalize me--what has occurred to make +you so gay, at a time when every true Frenchman wears a face of +mourning?" + +"The Marquis de Montmorenci is at liberty." + +"At liberty? How happened it that the Revolutionary Tribunal acquitted +him?" + +"Acquitted him! Eulalie, does the tiger that has once tasted the blood +of his prey permit him to escape? Is Robespierre more lenient than the +beast of prey? No, Eulalie, he escaped by the aid of a true friend. He +fled from Paris, reached Toulouse, and found shelter under my roof!" + +The cheek of Eulalie turned ashy pale. "Under your roof!" she +faltered. "Do you know the penalty of sheltering a fugitive from +justice?" + +"It is death upon the scaffold," answered the young merchant, calmly. +"But better that a thousand times than the sin of ingratitude; the sin +of turning a deaf ear to the claims of humanity." + +"My own noble Eugene!" exclaimed the young girl, enthusiastically, +pressing her lover's hand. "Every day increases my love, my respect +for you, and my sense of my own unworthiness. But you will never have +to blush for the inferiority of your wife." + +"What do you mean, dearest?" inquired Eugene, with alarm. + +"This is no time for marriage," said Eulalie, sadly. "Images of death +and violence meet our eyes whichever way they turn. We were born, +Eugene, in melancholy times, and our loves are misplaced. We shall +meet hereafter; on this earth, I fear, our destinies will never be +united." + +"Prophetess of evil!" said Beauvallon, gayly. "Your rosy lips belie +your gloomy augury. No, Eulalie, this dark cloud cannot forever +overshadow the land--even now I think I can see glimpses of the blue +sky. _Le bon temps viendra_,--the good time is coming,--and then, +Eulalie, be sure that I will claim your promised hand." + +The conversation of the lovers had been so animated and interesting +that they did not notice the moment when old Mannette had glided like +a spectre from the apartment. + +Beauvallon lingered a while,--"parting is such sweet sorrow,"--and +finally reluctantly tore himself from the presence of Eulalie, +promising to see her again on the ensuing day, and let her know +whatever had transpired in the interim. + +As he approached the street in which his store and house were +situated, he heard the confused murmur of a multitude, and soon +perceived, on turning the corner, that a very large crowd was +collected outside his door. There were men and women--many of the +former armed with pikes and sabres--the latter, the refuse of the +populace, who appeared like birds of evil omen at every scene of +violence and tumult. + +A hundred voices called out his name as he approached, and menacing +gestures were addressed to him by the multitude. + +"Citizens," said the merchant, "what is the meaning of all this?" + +"You shall know, traitor," shrieked a palsied hag of eighty, whose +lurid eyes had already gloated on every public execution that had +taken place in Toulouse. "Here is Citizen Dumart of the revolutionary +committee--ah, _he_ is a true friend of the people--he is no +aristocrat in disguise! _Vive le Citoyen Dumart!_" + +"Long live Citizen Dumart! Down with the aristocrats!" shouted a +hundred voices. + +The Citizen Dumart was a sallow-faced man, dressed in rusty black, +wearing an enormous tri-colored cockade in his three-cornered hat, +with a sash of the same color girt around his waist. His bloodshot +eyes expressed a mixture of cowardice with ferocity. He was flanked by +a couple of pikemen as hideous as the Afrites of Eastern romance. + +"Citizen Beauvallon," said he, in a voice whose tremor betrayed his +native timidity, "I arrest you in the name of the revolutionary +committee of Toulouse. Citizen Beauvallon, it is useless to resist the +authority of the representatives of the people; if you have any +concealed weapons about you, I advise you to surrender them. You see I +stand here protected by the arms of the people." + +"I have no weapons," replied Beauvallon. "I have no sinister designs. +I know not why I am arrested. Acquaint me with the charge, and +confront me with my accusers." + +"Seize upon the prisoner!" cried Dumart to his satellites. And he +breathed freer when he saw the merchant in the gripe of two muscular +ruffians, whose iron hands compressed his wrists as if they were +manacles. + +"Away with him!" screamed the hag who had spoken before. "Away with +him to the revolutionary committee! Down with the aristocrats!" + +Followed by the imprecations of the crowd, Beauvallon was conducted to +the town house, and in a very few moments was placed at the bar of the +revolutionary committee--a body invested with the power of life and +death. On his way thither he had found means to speak a word to an +acquaintance in the crowd, and to beg him to inform Eulalie of what +had happened. + +So soon as he had heard the accusation read, and knew that he was +charged with the crime of aiding the Marquis de Montmorenci, a +fugitive from justice, he felt that his situation was indeed critical; +but mingled with his astonishment and dread was a curiosity to learn +whence his denunciation could have proceeded--who could have lodged +the information against him. He was not long kept in suspense, for the +witness brought on the stand to confront him was no other than +Mannette, the supposed deaf servant of Eulalie Lasalle, who had +overheard his confession of the morning, and hastened to denounce him. +Though his sentence was not immediately pronounced, and the decision +of his case was deferred till the next day, Beauvallon felt that his +doom was sealed. + +He was conveyed to a house in the vicinity of the town hall for +confinement, as the prisons were all overstocked. His jailer was a man +whom the merchant had formerly befriended, and whose heart was not +inaccessible to emotions of pity, though he was above bribery, and +evidently determined to execute his duty to the letter. + +"I have a favor to ask of you, my friend," said the prisoner, slipping +a golden louis into his hand. + +"If it is one that I can grant without violating my duty," replied the +jailer, returning the money to Beauvallon, "I will do so for the sake +of old times, but not for gold." + +Beauvallon explained that he wished to send a note to Mlle. Lasalle, +requesting her to visit him in prison--an interview which would +probably be their last, and the jailer undertook readily to see the +missive delivered, and to permit the visit. The note having been +despatched, Beauvallon sat down to wait for the arrival of his +mistress. + +The sad hours passed away,--but though he learned from the jailer that +his errand had been performed, no Eulalie made her appearance. + +"She forsakes me!" he muttered bitterly. "The wounded deer is +abandoned by the herd, and an unfortunate man is shunned by his +fellows. Well, the dream was pleasant while it lasted--the regret of +awakening can scarce be tedious--a few hours, and all the incidents of +this transitory life will be forgotten. But Eulalie--whom I loved +better than my life itself--it is hard to die without one word from +thee." + +When on the following day Beauvallon was again taken before the +revolutionary committee, he looked anxiously around the court room to +see if he could discover the face of Eulalie among the spectators, +many of whom were women. But he was disappointed. Her absence +convinced him that she had abandoned him, and wholly absorbed by this +reflection, he paid no attention to the formula of his trial. He was +condemned to death, the sentence to be executed on the following day. + +"Mr. President," said he, rising, "I thank you, and I have merely one +favor to ask. Anticipate the time of punishment--let it be to-day +instead of to-morrow--let me go hence to the scaffold." + +"Your request is reasonable," replied the president, in a bland voice, +"and if circumstances permitted, it would afford me the greatest +pleasure to grant it. But the guillotine requires repair, and will not +be in a condition to perform its functions until to-morrow, at which +time, Citizen Beauvallon, at the hour of ten, A.M., you will have +ceased to exist. Good night, and pleasant dreams!" + +This sally was received with roars of applause, and the unhappy +prisoner was reconducted to the place of confinement. + +That night was a sleepless one. Beauvallon's arrest, his speedy trial +and condemnation, the desertion of Eulalie, had followed each other +with such stunning rapidity, that, until now, he had hardly time to +reflect upon the dismal chain of circumstances--now they pressed upon +his attention, and crowded his mind to overflowing. At midnight, as he +lay tossing on his bed, upon which he had thrown himself without +undressing, he thought he heard a confused noise in the apartment of +the next house adjoining his. The noise increased. He placed his hand +upon the wall, and felt it jar under successive shocks. Suddenly a +current of air blew in upon him, and at the same time a faint ray of +light streamed through an opening in the partition. + +"Courage!" said a soft voice. "The opening enlarges. Now, Julie!" + +Julie! Beauvallon was sure he heard the name, and yet uncertain +whether or not he was dreaming. + +"Julie!" he exclaimed, cautiously. + +"Yes, monsieur--it is Julie--sure enough," answered a pleasant voice. + +"Then you, at least, have not forgotten me." + +"No one who has once known you can ever forget you. Courage! you will +soon be free. Aid us if you can." + +"Then you are not alone?" + +"Have patience, and you will see." + +His own exertions, added to those of his friends without, soon enabled +the prisoner to force his way into the next house; but there +disappointment awaited him. Two soldiers in the uniform of the +_gensdarmerie_ stood before him. + +"_On ne passe par ici_,--you can't pass here,"--said one. + +"What cruel mockery is this?" cried Beauvallon. "Is it not enough that +I am condemned to death, but you must subject me to an atrocious +pleasantry? This is refinement of cruelty." + +"It seems that our disguise is perfect, Julie," said the soldier who +had not yet spoken. "Eugene does not know his best friends." + +In an instant the speaker was folded in the arms of Beauvallon. It was +Eulalie herself, as bewitchingly beautiful in her uniform as in the +habiliments of her sex. She hurriedly explained that the moment she +heard of Eugene's arrest, she prepared to meet the worst contingency. +She had already converted her money into cash. Learning the place of +his imprisonment, she had hired, through the agency of another person, +the adjoining house, which happened to be unoccupied. The task of +making an aperture in the partition was an easy one--the difficulty of +passing through the city was greater. The idea of military disguises +then occurred. Julie and herself had already equipped themselves, and +they were provided with a uniform for Beauvallon. + +Secured by this costume, the three fugitives ventured forth. In the +great square of the city, workmen were busily employed in repairing +the hideous engine of death, and Beauvallon passed, not without a +shudder, beneath the very shadow of the guillotine, to which he had +been doomed. + +Seated on the cold ground, beneath the fatal apparatus, was an old +woman muttering to herself. + +"Good evening, citizens," said she. "We shall have a fine day for the +show to-morrow. Look how the bonny stars are winking and blinking on +the gay knife blade they've been sharpening. It will be darker and +redder when the clock strikes ten again. Down with the aristocrats!" + +The fugitives needed no more to quicken their steps. They reached the +frontiers in safety, and beyond the Rhine, in the hospitable land of +Germany, the lovers were united; nor did they return to France till +the star of Robespierre had set in blood, and the master mind of +Napoleon had placed its impress on the destinies of France. + + + + +THE OLD CITY PUMP. + + +Many evenings since, we were passing up State Street late at night. +State Street at midnight is a very different affair from State Street +at high noon. The shadows of the tall buildings fall on a deserted +thoroughfare; save where, here and there, a spectral bank watchman +keeps ward over the granite sepulchres of golden eagles, and the +flimsier representatives of wealth. The bulls and bears have retired +to their dens, and East India merchants are invisible. Newsboys are +nowhere, and every sound has died away. There stands the Old State +House, peculiar and picturesque, rising with a look of other days, a +relic of past time, against the deep blue sky, or webbing the full +moon with the delicate tracery of its slender spars and signal +halliards. And there stands--no! there stood the old Town Pump. But it +is no more--_Ilium fuit_ was written on its forehead--it has been +reformed out of office, its occupation has gone, its handle has been +amputated, its body has been dissected, and there is nothing of it +left. + +Yet on the evening to which we alluded in the beginning, the old pump +was there, and crossing over from the Merchants Bank, we leaned +against its handle, as one leans against the arm of an old friend, in +a musing, idle mood. Presently we heard a gurgling sound and confused +murmurs issuing from its lips--"like airy tongues that syllable men's +names." Anon these murmurs shaped themselves into distinct +articulations, and as we listened, wonderingly, the old pump spoke:-- + +"Past twelve o'clock, and a moonlight night. All well, as I'm a pump. +Nobody breaking into banks, and nobody kicking up rows--watchmen fast +asleep, and every body quiet. But I can't sleep. No! the city +government has murdered sleep! There's something heavy on my buckets, +and I fear me, I'm a gone sucker! They thought I couldn't find out +what they were up to--the municipal government--but I'm a deep one, +and I know every thing that's going for'ard. What a jolly go, to be +sure! They told me Mayor Bigelow hated proscription--but I knew it was +gammon! He must follow the fashion, and Cochituate is all the go. +There ain't no pumps now--it's all fountain! Pump water is full of +animalculę, and straddle bugs don't exist in pond water--of course +not. Nobody ever see young pollywogs and snapping turtles floating +down stream in fly-time. Certainly not! I'm getting old--of course I +am; that's the talk! I've been in office too long. Well, well, I know +I'm rather asthmatic and phthisicky--but nobody ever knowed me to +suck, even in the driest time. These living waters have welled up even +from the time when the salt sea was divided from the land, and the +rocks were cloven by the hand of Omnipotence, and the sweet spring +came bursting upward from the fragrant earth, and light and flowers +came together to welcome the birthday of the glad and glorious gift. +Here, many a century back, the giant mastodon trod the earth into deep +hollows, as he moved upon his sounding path. Then came another time. +In the hollow of the three hills, the Indian raised his bark wigwam, +and the smoke of his council fire curled up like a mist-wreath in the +forest. Here the red man filled the wild gourd cup when he returned +weary from the chase or the skirmish. And here, too, the Indian +maiden smoothed her dark locks, and her lustrous, laughing eyes gazed +upon the image of her own dusky beauty, mirrored on the surface of the +wave. By and by the red man ceased to drink of my unfailing rill. +Beings with pale faces came to me to quench their thirst; bearded lips +were moistened with my diamond drops; and I looked up upon iron +corselet and steel hauberk, and faces harder than either. But the old +Puritans gave me form and substance--a 'local habitation and a name.' +The spirit of the fountain was wedded to its present tabernacle. The +dwellings of men sprang up around me in the place of the departing +forest. I gave them all a cheerful welcome. If the colonists worked +hard, I worked harder yet. I filled their pails and cups, and revived +their failing hearts, and cheered their unremitting labors. They +called me their friend. The pretty girls smiled upon me, as, under +pretence of levying contributions on my treasures, they chatted with +young men who gathered at my side. Then came a sterner period. I heard +no more love tales--no more idle gossip. Men stood here, and spoke of +deep wrong, of tyranny, of trampled rights, of resistance, of liberty! +That was a word I had not heard since the red man drank of my +unfettered tide. One night, there was a great gathering here. There +were men and boys, a multitude. There was much angry talk and much +confusion. Then I heard the roll of the drum and the regular tramp of +an armed force. A band of British soldiers, all resplendent with +scarlet, and gold, and burnished muskets that glittered in the +moonbeams, were formed into line at the command of an officer, and +confronted the dark array of citizens. Then came an angry +discussion--orders on the part of the commander for the multitude to +disperse, which were unheeded or disobeyed. Then that line of +glittering tubes was levelled. I heard the fatal word "fire!" the +flame leaped from the muzzles of the muskets, and the volley crashed +and echoed in the street. Blood flowed upon the pavement--the blood of +citizens mingled with my waters, and I was the witness of a fearful +tragedy. In after times, I heard it named the Boston Massacre. Since +then, I have seen hours of sunshine and triumph, of fun and frolic, of +anger and rejoicing. My waters have laved the dust that it might not +soil the uniform of Washington as he rode past on his snow-white +charger, amid the acclamations of the multitude. I have seen Hull and +his tars pass up the street, bearing the stripes and stars in triumph +from the war of the ocean. I have heard long-winded orators spout over +my head in emulation of my craft, "in one weak, washy, everlasting +flood." I have seen many a military, many a civic pageant. The last I +witnessed was, as Dick Swiveller remarks, a 'stifler.' It was that +confounded Water Celebration. Republics _is_ ungrateful. I was +forgotten on that occasion. Nobody drank at the old city pump. People +sat on my head and stood on my nose, just as if I had no feelings. I +heard a young lady in the gallery overhead say, 'Well, that horrid old +pump will soon be out of the way now.' And a city father answered her, +'Of course.' It was a workin' then--treason and fate, and all them +things. I knew they were going to 'put me out of my misery,' as the +saying goes. I'm getting superannuated--I heard 'em say so. Sometimes +an office boy tastes a drop, and then turns up his nose,--as if it +wasn't pug enough before,--and says, 'What horrid stuff! the +Cochituate for my money!' General Washington's canteen was filled +here--and he said, 'Delicious!' when he raised it to his lips. But he +was no judge, of course not. Time was when I wasn't slow but I'm not +fast enough for this generation. When folks write letters with +lightning, and sail ships with tea-kettles, pumps can't come it over +'em. Well, well, I'll hold out to the last--I'll make 'em carry me off +and bury me decently at the city's expense, and perhaps some kind old +friend will write my epitaph." + +The old pump was mute--the speech was ended--its "song had died into +an echo." We passed on mournful and thoughtful. Republics are +ungrateful--old friends are forgotten with a change of fashion, and +there is a period to the greatness of town pumps as well as the glory +of individuals. + + + + +THE TWO PORTRAITS. + + +"Beautiful! beautiful!" exclaimed Ernest Lavalle, as, throwing himself +back in his chair, he contemplated, with eyes half shut, a lovely +countenance that smiled on him from a canvas, to which he had just +added a few hesitating touches. It was but a sketch--little more than +outline and dead coloring, and a misty haze seemed spread over the +face, so that it looked vision-like and intangible. The young +painter's exclamation was not addressed to his workmanship--he was not +even looking at that faint image; but, through its medium, was gazing +on lineaments as rare and fascinating as ever floated through a poet's +or an artist's dream. Deep, lustrous blue eyes, in whose depth +sincerity and feeling lay crystallized; features as regular as those +of a Grecian statue; a lip melting, ripe, and dewy, half concealing, +half revealing, a line of pearls; soft brown hair, descending in waves +upon a neck and shoulders of satin surface and Parian firmness. Such +were some of the external traits of loveliness belonging to + + "A creature not too bright and good + For human nature's daily food," + +who had completely actualized the ideal of the young Parisian artist, +into whose studio we have introduced our readers. The fair original, +whose portrait is before us, was Rose d'Amour, a beautiful actress of +one of the metropolitan theatres, who had just made her debut with +distinguished success. There was quite a romance in her history. Of +unknown parents, she had commenced her career--like the celebrated +Rachel--as a street singer, and was looking forward to no more +brilliant future, when her beauty, genius, and purity of character +attracted the attention of a distinguished newspaper editor, by whose +benevolent generosity she was enabled to prepare herself for the +stage, by two or three years of assiduous study. The success of his +protégée more than repaid the kind patron for his exertions and +expenditure. + +A word of Ernest Lavalle, and it shall suffice. He was the son of a +humble vine dresser in one of the agricultural departments of France. +His talent for drawing, early manifested, attracted the notice of his +parish priest, whose earnest representations induced his father to +send the boy to Paris, and give him the advantages afforded by the +capital for students of art. In the great city, Ernest allowed none of +the attractions, by which he was surrounded, to divert him from the +assiduous pursuit of his beloved art. His mornings were passed in the +gallery of the Louvre, his afternoons in private study, and his +evenings at the academy, where he drew from casts and the living +model. The only relaxation he permitted himself, was an occasional +excursion in the picturesque environs of the French capital; and he +always took his sketch book with him, thus making even his pleasure +subservient to his studies. Two prizes obtained, for a drawing and a +picture, secured for him the patronage of the academy, at whose +expense he was sent to Italy, to pursue his studies in the famous +galleries of Rome and Florence. He returned with a mind imbued with +the beauty and majesty of the works of those great masters, whose +glory will outlive the canvas and marble which achieved it, +determined to win for himself a niche in the temple of Fame, or perish +in his laborious efforts to obtain it. At this time he was in his +twenty-second year. A vigorous constitution was his heritage; and his +rounded cheek glowed with the warm color of health. His strictly +classical features were enhanced by the luxuriance of his hair, which +he wore flowing in its native curls, while his full beard and mustache +relieved his face from the charge of effeminacy. + +Ernest was yet engaged in the contemplation of the unfinished work--or +rather in dreaming of the bright original--when a light tap was heard +at his door. He opened it eagerly, and his poor studio was suddenly +illuminated, as it were, by the radiant apparition of Rose d'Amour. +She was dressed with a charming simplicity, which well became a sylph +like form, that required no adventitious aid from art. + +"Good morning, Monsieur Lavalle!" said the beautiful actress, +cheerfully, as she dropped gracefully into the _fauteuil_ prepared for +her reception. "You find me in the best possible humor to-day, thanks +to this bright morning sun, and to the success of last night. _Mon +Dieu!_ so many bouquets! you can't think! Really, the life of an +_artiste_ begins to be amusing. Don't you find it so, as a painter?" + +"I confess to you, mademoiselle, I have my moments of despondency." + +"With your fine talent! Think better of yourself. I hope, at least, +that I have not been so unlucky as to surprise you in one of those +inopportune moments." + +"Ah, mademoiselle," said the painter, "if it were so, one of your +smiles would dispel the cloud in a moment." + +"Really!" replied the actress, gayly. "Are you quite sure there is no +flattery in the remark? I am aware that flattery is an essential part +of an artist's profession." + +"Not of a true artist's," replied Ernest. "The aim and end of all art +is truth; and he who forgets it is untrue to his high mission." + +"True," said the lady. "Well, then, _faites votre possible_--as +Napoleon said to his friend David--for I am anxious that this portrait +shall be a _chef-d'oeuvre_. I design it for a present." + +"With such a subject before me," replied the painter "I could not +labor more conscientiously, if the picture were designed for myself." + +The sitting passed away rapidly, for the artist; and he was surprised +when the lady, after consulting her watch, rose hastily, and +exclaimed, "That odious rehearsal! I must leave you--but you ought to +be satisfied, for I have given you two hours of my valuable time. +Adieu, then, until to-morrow." + +With a smile that seemed natural to her, the beautiful girl vanished, +taking with her half the sunshine of the room. + +The painter continued his labor of love. Indeed, so absorbed was he in +his employment, that he did not notice the entrance of a visitor, +until he felt a light tap on his shoulder, accompanied by the words,-- + +"Bravo, _mon cher_! You are getting on famously. That is Rose +herself--as radiant as she appears on the stage, when the focus of a +_lorgnette_ has excluded all the stupid and _ennuyantes_ figures that +surround her." + +The speaker was Sir Frederic Stanley, an English baronet, now some +months in Paris, where he had plunged into all the gayeties of the +season. He was a handsome man, of middle age, whose features bore the +impress of dissipation. + +"You know the original, then?" asked the painter, somewhat coldly. + +"Know her! My dear fellow, I don't know any body else, as the Yankees +say. Why, I have the entry of the _Gaité_, and pass all my evenings +behind the scenes. I flatter myself--but no matter. I have taken a +fancy to that picture: what do you say to a hundred louis for it?" + +"It is not for me to dispose of it." + +"You have succeeded so well, you wish to keep it for yourself--eh? +Double the price, and let me have it!" + +"Impossible, Sir Frederic. It is painted for Mlle. d'Amour herself, +and she designs it for a present." + +"Say no more," said the baronet, with a self-satisfied smile. "I think +I could name the happy individual." + +Ernest would not gratify his visitor by a question, and the latter, +finding the artist reserved and _distrait_, suddenly recollected the +races at Chantilly, and took his leave. + +"Can it be possible," thought the painter, "that Rose has suffered her +affections to repose on that conceited, purse-proud, elderly +Englishman? O, woman! woman! how readily you barter the wealth of your +heart for a handful of gold!" + +Another tap at the door--another visitor! Really, Lavalle must be +getting famous! This time it is a lady--a lady of surpassing +loveliness--one of those well-preserved Englishwomen, who, at forty, +are as attractive as at twenty. This lady was tall and stately, with +elegant manners, and perhaps a thought of sadness in her expression. +She gazed long and earnestly upon the portrait of Rose d'Amour. + +"It is a beautiful face!" she said, at length. "And one that +indicates, I should think, goodness of heart." + +"She is an angel!" said the painter. + +"You speak warmly, sir," said the lady, with a sad smile. + +Ernest blushed, for he feared that he had betrayed his secret. The +lady did not appear to notice his embarrassment, and passed to the +occasion of her visit, which was to engage the young artist to paint +her portrait--a task which he readily undertook, for he was pleased +with, and interested in, his fair patroness. The picture was +immediately commenced, and an hour fixed for a second sitting, on the +next day. It was on that occasion that the fair unknown encountered +the actress, and they retired in company. + +The two portraits were finished at the same time, and reflected the +greatest credit upon the artist. They were varnished, framed, and paid +for, but the painter had received no orders for their final +disposition, when, one morning, he was waited on by the two ladies, +who informed him that they should call upon him the following day, +when the two portraits would be presented, in his study, to the +persons for whom they were designed. The artist was enjoined to place +them on two separate easels,--that of the actress to stand nearest the +door of the studio, and both to be concealed by a curtain until the +ladies should give the signal for their exposure. The portrait of the +English lady, we will here remark, had, by her request, been hitherto +seen only by the artist. There was a mystery in this arrangement, +which piqued, excessively, the curiosity of the painter, and he was +anxious to witness the _denouement_. + +The next day, at eleven o'clock, every thing was in readiness, and the +painter awaited the solution of the mystery. + +The first person who presented himself was Sir Frederic Stanley. He +was very radiant. + +"Congratulate me, _mon cher_," said he. "Read that." + +Ernest took an open note from his hand, and read as follows:-- + + "Be at the studio of Ernest Lavalle, to-morrow, at eleven. + You will there receive a present, which, if there be any + truth in man's vows, will certainly delight you. + + "Rose." + +The astonishment and disappointment of Ernest was at its height, when +his door opened, and the actress entered, followed by a female, +closely veiled. + +"You are true to your appointment, Sir Frederic," said the actress, +gayly, "and your punctuality shall be rewarded." + +She advanced to the farther easel, and, lifting the curtain, disclosed +the features of the English lady. + +"This is for you!" she said, laughing. + +"My wife! by all that's wonderful!" exclaimed the baronet. + +"Accompanied by the original!" said Lady Stanley, as she unveiled and +advanced. "Sir Frederic! Sir Frederic! when you were amusing yourself, +by paying unmeaning attentions to this young lady, I am afraid you +forgot to tell her that you had a wife in England." + +"I thought it unnecessary," stammered the baronet. + +"How could you disturb the peace of mind of a young girl, when you +knew you could not requite her affection?" continued Lady Stanley. + +"It was only a flirtation, to pass the time," said Sir Frederic; "but +I acknowledge it was culpable. My dear Emeline, I thank you for your +present. I shall ever cherish it as my dearest possession--next to +yourself." + +"For you, sir," said the beautiful actress, turning to Ernest, "I +cannot think of depriving you of your best effort. Take the portrait. +I wish the subject were worthier." And she withdrew the curtain from +her picture. + +"I am ungrateful," said Ernest, in a low and tremulous tone. "Much as +I prize the picture, I can never be happy without the original." + +"Is it so?" replied the actress, in the same low tone of emotion; +then, placing her hand timidly in his, she added, "The original is +yours!" + + + + +UNCLE OBED. + +A FULL LENGTH PORTRAIT IN PEN AND INK. + + +Uncle Obed--we omit his family name for various reasons--lived away +down east, in a small but flourishing village, where he occupied a +snug house, and what with a little farming, a little fishing, a little +hunting, and a little trading, contrived, not only to make both ends +meet at the expiration of each year, but accumulated quite a little +property. + +In personal appearance he was small, but muscular and wiry. He was far +from handsome; a pug nose, set between a pair of gooseberry eyes, a +long, straight mouth, a head of hair in which sandy red and iron gray +were mixed together, did not give him a very fascinating aspect. He +rarely smiled, but when he did, his smile was expressive of the +deepest cunning. + +Uncle Obed had one grievous fault--an unhappy propensity for acquiring +the property of others--"a natural proclivity," as General Pillow +says, to stealing. The Spartans thought there was no harm in +stealing--in fact that it was rather meritorious than otherwise, +providing that it was never found out; and both in theory and +practice, Uncle Obed was a thorough Spartan. A few of his exploits in +this way will serve to show his extraordinary 'cuteness. + +A neighbor of his had a black heifer with a white face, which +occasionally made irruptions into Uncle Obed's pasturage. One evening, +Obed made a seizure of her, and tied her up in his barn. He then went +to the owner of the animal. + +"Mr. Stagg," said he, "there's been a cantankerous heifer a breaking +into my lot, and I've been a lookin' for her, and I've cotched her at +last." + +"Well," said the unconscious Mr. Stagg, "I 'spose you're going to +drive her to the pound." + +"No, I ain't," answered Uncle Obed, with the smile we have alluded to, +"I know a trick worth two of that. I'm going to kill her; and if you +won't say nothing to nobody, but'll come up to-night and help me, you +shall hev the horns and hide for your trouble." + +"Done," said Mr. Stagg. "I'll come." + +In the mean time, Uncle Obed took a pot of black paint, and covered +the white face of the heifer, so as to prevent recognition. The +neighbor came up at night, and helped despatch his own "critter," +receiving the horns and hide for his pay, and laughing with Obed to +think how cleverly the owner had been "done." + +The next day he missed his heifer, and called on Obed to ask if he had +seen her. + +"I hain't seen her to-day," replied Uncle Obed, "but if you'll go to +the tannery, where you sold that hide, and 'll just take the trouble +to overhaul it, Mr. Stagg, prehaps you'll find out where your heifer +is." + +_Pre_haps he did. + +On another occasion Uncle Obed appropriated--we scorn to charge him +with stealing--a cow which had had the misfortune to lose her tail. +Stepping into a tannery, he cut off a tail, and sewed it on to the +fragment which yet decorated the hind quarters of the stolen animal. +He then drove her along towards the next market, and having to cross a +ferry, had just got on board the boat with his booty, when down came +the owner of the missing cow, "bloody with spurring, fiery red with +haste," and took passage on the same boat. + +He eyed his cow very sharply, while Uncle Obed stood quietly by, +watching the result of the investigation. + +"That's a pretty good cow, ain't it?" said Uncle Obed. + +"Yes," replied the owner, "and if her tail was cut off, I could swear +it was mine." + +Uncle Obed quietly took his knife out of his pocket, and cutting the +tail short off _above_ where the false one was joined on, threw it +into the river. + +"Now, neighbor," said he, triumphantly, "can you swear that's your +cow?" + +"Of course not," said the owner. "But they look very much alike." + +After stealing something or other, we forget what, Uncle Obed was +observed, and the sheriff was sent in pursuit of him, in hot haste, +mounted on a fine and very fast horse. After a hard run, Uncle Obed +halted at the edge of a rough piece of ground, pulled off his coat, +and pulled down about a rod of stone wall, then quietly went to work +building it up again, as if that was his regular occupation. + +Presently the sheriff came riding up on the spur, and reining in, +asked Obed if he had seen a fellow running for his life. + +"Yes," said Obed, "I see him jest now streakin' it like a quarter hoss +in _that_ direction," pointing off. "But he was pretty nigh blown, and +I 'xpect you can catch him in about two minnits." + +"Well, just hold my horse," said the sheriff, "and I'll overhaul him." + +The sheriff scrambled over the stones and through the bushes in the +direction indicated, and the moment he was out of sight, Uncle Obed +jumped on the horse and rode off at the top of his speed. He rode his +prize to a town a good ways off, and sold the horse for a hundred and +fifty dollars. + +For some similar exploit, he was arrested and committed to jail in +Essex county, to await his trial. But the prison being then in a +process of repair, Uncle Obed, with other victims of the law, was +incarcerated in the fort in Salem harbor. He made his escape, however, +by crawling through the sewer, as Jack Sheppard did from Newgate +prison. The sentinel on duty saw a mass of seaweed floating on the +surface of the water. Now, this was nothing extraordinary, but it +_was_ extraordinary for seaweed to float _against_ the tide. Uncle +Obed's head was in that floating mass. He was hailed and ordered to +swim back. He made no answer. A volley of musketry was discharged at +him, but no boat being very handy, he got off and made his escape, +very much after the manner of Rob Roy at the ford of Avondow. + +Uncle Obed had a famous black Newfoundland dog, worth from sixty to +eighty dollars. When hard up, he used to take the dog about fifty or a +hundred miles from home, where he was unknown, and sell him. No matter +what the distance was, the dog always came back to his old master, who +realized several hundred dollars by the repeated sales of him. + +Such were a few of the exploits of this departed worthy, actually +vouched for by contemporaries. His passion for stealing was +undoubtedly a monomania, for he was known in many cases to make +voluntary restitution of articles that he had purloined, and his +circumstances did not allow him the plea of necessity which palliates +the errors of desperately poor rogues in every eye except that of the +law. + + + + +THE CASKET OF JEWELS. + + +Mr. Luke Brandon was a Wall Street broker, of moderate business +capacity, little education, and of plain manners, partaking of the +rustic simplicity of his original employment--he was, in early life, a +farmer in one of the western counties of New York. With less talent +and more cunning, he might have become a very rich man, at short +notice; but being brought up in an old-fashioned school of morality, +he could never learn to dignify swindling by the epithet of smartness, +nor consider overreaching his neighbor a "fair business transaction." +Hence he plodded along the even tenor of his way, contented with +moderate profits, and satisfied with the prospect of becoming +independent by slow degrees. + +But in an evil hour, during a fortnight's relaxation at the Catskill +Mountain House, this steady and respectable gentleman, at the mature +age of thirty-five, quite an old bachelor indeed, fell desperately in +love with a dashing girl of twenty, the orphan daughter of a bankrupt +ship chandler. Miss Maria Manners was highly educated; that is, she +could write short notes on perfumed billet paper, without making any +orthographical or grammatical mistakes, had taken three quarters' +lessons of a French barber, could work worsted lapdogs and embroider +slippers, danced like a sylph, and played on the piano indifferently +well. She had visited the Catskills on a matrimonial speculation, and +made a dead set at poor Brandon. Of course with his experience in the +ways of women, he fell a ready dupe to the fascinating wiles of Miss +Manners. She kept him in an agony of suspense for a week, during every +evening of which she waltzed with a young lieutenant of dragoons, who +was playing billiards and drinking champagne on a sick leave, until +she could hear from a fabulous guardian at Philadelphia, and obtain +his consent to a sacrifice of her brilliant prospects--nothing a year +and a very suspicious account at a fashionable milliner's. + +Mr. Brandon went down to the city, purchased a snug house, furnished +it modestly, gave a liberal order on his tailor, and one memorable +morning, might have been seen looking very uncomfortable, in a white +satin stock and kids, beside a lady elegantly dressed in satin and +blonde lace, while a portly clergyman pronounced his sentence in the +shape of a marriage benediction. + +There was a snug wedding breakfast in the new house, at which were +present several eminent apple speculators from Fulton market, two or +three bank clerks, and a reporter for a weekly newspaper, who consumed +a ruinous amount of sandwiches and bottled ale. + +Before the honeymoon was over, the bride began to display some of the +less amiable features of her character. She sneered at the situation +and simplicity of the establishment, and protested she was +unaccustomed to that sort of style. She was perfectly sincere in this, +for the defunct ship chandler had lived in a basement and two attic +chambers. + +By dint of repeated persecutions, she induced her husband to move into +a larger house; and finally, after the expiration of many years, we +find them established in the upper part of the city, in a splendid +mansion, looking out upon a fashionable square, with a little marble +boy in front sitting on a brick, and spouting a stream of Croton +through a clam shell. + +One morning, Mr. Brandon came home about eleven o'clock. On entering +his front door, he beheld, lounging on a sofa, with the _Courrier des +Etats Unis_ in his hand, Claude, the handsome French page of Mrs. B. + +"Where is Mrs. B.?" asked the elderly broker. + +"Madame is in her boudoir," replied the page; "but," he added, seeing +his master move in that direction, "I do not know whether she is +visible." + +"That I will ascertain myself, young gentleman," replied the broker, +with a slight shade of irony in his tone. "But tell me, is there any +one with her?" + +"Only M. Auguste Charmant," said the page. + +"That confounded Frenchman!" muttered the plebeian broker. "My Yankee +house is turned topsyturvy by these foreigners. There's a French cook, +and a French chambermaid, and the friend of the family is a Frenchman. +I don't know what I'm eating, and I hardly understand a word that's +said at my table. Sometimes, by way of change, they talk Italian +instead of French. One might as well associate with a stack of +monkeys. Out of the way, jackanapes." + +"Monsieur," said the page, with true Gallic dignity, "I was about to +proceed to announce monsieur." + +"Monsieur can announce himself," replied Brandon, with the grin of a +hyena; and proceeding up stairs, he entered the boudoir without +knocking. + +Mrs. Brandon was lounging on a _fauteuil_, in an elegant morning +toilet--literally plunged and embowered in costly Brussels lace. Her +delicate, bejewelled fingers were playing with the petals of an +exquisite bouquet. Thanks to a good constitution, a life of ease, an +accomplished milliner and an incomparable dentist, the fair Maria, +though the mother of a marriageable girl, was still a lovely and +fascinating woman, and Brandon, as he gazed on her superb figure, +almost forgave her absurd ambition and her ruinous extravagance. +Still, when he glanced at his own anxious, emaciated, and careworn +features, in the splendid Versailles mirror that hung opposite, his +transitory pleasure gave way to stern and bitter feelings. He merely +nodded to his wife, and bowed coldly to her companion, a young man +attired in the height of fashion, with dark eyes and hair, and the +most superb mustache imaginable. + +"Ah! my dear Meestare Brandon," said the dandy, "give me your hand. I +congratulate you on such a _bonne fortune_--such good luck as has +befallen you." + +"Explain yourself, sir," said the broker. + +"_Avec plaisir._ I have secured for you a box at the opera for the +whole season--and for only five hundred dollars." + +The broker whistled. + +"Really nothing," said Mrs. Brandon; "only think--the best troupe we +have yet had--a new _prima donna_ and a new _basso_." + +"Fiddlestick!" said the matter-of-fact husband. "What does it amount +to?" + +"Brandon," said the lady with a true maternal dignity, "reflect upon +the importance of the opera to the education of your daughter." + +"Nonsense!" said the broker, angrily. "My daughter Julia would please +me much better if she cultivated a little common sense, and adopted +the plain, republican manners fitted to the eventualities of her +future life, instead of aping foreign fashions, and doing her best to +denationalize her character." + +Monsieur Auguste Charmant shrugged his shoulders, Mrs. Brandon clasped +her hands, and the former, rising said,-- + +"_Au revoir_, madame, _au plaisir_, Monsieur Brandon. I will bid you +good morning, and leave you to the pleasures of a conjugal +_tźte-a-tźte_." + +Mr. Brandon rose and paced the room to and fro for several minutes +after the departure of the Frenchman, narrowly eyed by Mrs. Brandon, +who was anticipating a "scene," and preparing to meet it. In these +contests the victory generally rested with the lady. The broker +finally opened the door, and finding the page with ear glued against +the keyhole, quietly took that young gentleman by the lobe of his left +ear, and leading him to the head of the staircase, advised him, as a +friend, to descend it as speedily as possible, before his gravitation +was assisted by the application of an extraneous power. This +accomplished, he returned to the boudoir, and locking the door, sat +down beside his wife. The latter playfully tapped his cheek with her +bouquet, but the broker took no notice of the coquettish action, and +gloomily contemplating his gaiters, as if afraid to trust his eyes +with the siren glances of his partner, commenced:-- + +"Mrs. B., I want to have some serious talk with you." + +"You never have any other kind of small talk," retorted the lady. "You +have a rare gift at sermonizing." + +Mr. Brandon passed over the sneer, and continued:-- + +"You alluded just now to Julia; it is of her I wish to speak. Let me +remind you of her future prospects, and ask you whether it be not time +to change your system of educating her, and prepare her for a change +of life. You will remember then, that, two years ago, with the +consent of all parties, she was engaged to Arthur Merton, a very +promising young dry goods merchant of Boston." + +"Only a retail merchant," said Mrs. Brandon. + +"A promising young merchant, the son of my old friend Jasper Merton. +It was agreed between us that I should bestow ten thousand dollars on +my daughter, and Merton an equal sum upon his son. In case of the +failure of either party to fulfil the engagement, the father of the +party was to forfeit to the aggrieved person the sum of ten thousand +dollars. This very week, I expect my old friend and his son to ratify +the contract. You know with what difficulty, owing to the enormous +expenses of our mode of life, I have laid aside the stipulated sum; +for in your hands, the hands of the mother of my child, I have lodged +this sacred deposit." + +"Very true," said the lady, "and it is now in my secretary, under lock +and key. But what an odious arrangement! How the contract and the +forfeit smell of the shop!" + +"Don't despise the smell of the shop, Maria," said the broker, smiling +gravely, "it is the smell of the shop that perfumes the boudoir." + +"And then Arthur Merton is such a shocking person," continued the +lady; "really, no manners." + +"To my mind, Maria," said the broker, "his manners, plain, open, and +frank, are infinitely superior to those of the French butterfly who is +always fluttering at your elbow." + +"And if he is always fluttering at my elbow," retorted the lady, "it +is because you are always away." + +"That is because I always have business," said the broker. "If we +lived in less style, I should have more leisure. Ah! Maria! Maria! I +fear that we are driving on too recklessly; the day of reckoning will +come--we seem to be sailing prosperously now, but a shipwreck may +terminate the voyage." + +"Not while I have the helm," said the lady. "Listen to me, Brandon. +You know little of the philosophy of life. To command success, we must +seem to have obtained it. To be rich, we must seem so. You have done +well to follow my advice in one particular. You have taken a very +prominent part in the present presidential canvass. There cannot fail +to be a change of administration, and while you have been making +yourself conspicuous in public, I have been electioneering for you in +private. I have been feasting and petting the men who hold the winning +cards in their hands. It is not for mere ostentation that I have +invited to my _soirées_, the Hon. Mr. A., and Judge B., and Counsellor +C." + +"I don't see what you're driving at," said the broker. + +"O, of course not. But when you find yourself a _millionnaire_, and +all by the scheming of your wife, perhaps, B., you'd think there was +some wisdom in what you are pleased to call my fashionable follies. +But to make the matter plain--a change of administration occurs--you +are the confidential friend of the secretary of the treasury--your +talents as a financier are duly recognized--you have the management of +the most important loans and contracts--you have four years, perhaps +eight, to flourish in, and your fortune is made." + +"Ah!" said the broker, doubtfully. + +"If such success attends you, and there can be no doubt of it, how +painful would be your reflections, if you thought that you had +sacrificed your daughter's future in an alliance with a petty trader. +I have arranged a brighter destiny for her--a marriage with a foreign +nobleman." + +"I'd rather see her the wife of a Yankee peddler." + +"Out upon you!" cried the lady. "I tell you, your opposition will have +little weight, Mr. B. Come to my _soirée_ this evening, and I will +present you to Count Alfred de Roseville, an exile from France for +political offences--only think, B., he was the intimate friend of +Henry V." + +"And who vouches for this paragon?" + +"Our friend, Auguste." + +"_Your_ friend, Auguste, you mean." + +"I mean M. Charmant, the friend of the family." + +"And what does Julia think of this Phoenix?" + +"She adores him." + +"Alas! how her gentleness of nature must have been perverted! Well, +well, Maria, in spite of myself, I cannot resolve to humble your +pride, or thwart your schemes. I believe you love me and your +daughter. Yet you are playing a desperate game--remember, our all is +staked upon the issue." + +"And I'll await the hazard of the die," replied Mrs. B., as she kissed +her husband fondly, and dismissed him with a wave of the hand. + +When Brandon came down into the hall, he was thunder-struck at meeting +there three persons, whose appearance, after what had just passed up +stairs in the boudoir, might well be considered inopportune. The first +was uncle Richard Watkins, a relative of Mr. Brandon's, who resided in +the country, and had become immensely rich by land speculations, and +the others were Mr. Merton and his son. A pile of baggage announced +that they were not mere callers. + +"Give us your hand, Luke," said uncle Richard, extending his enormous +brown palm, "you ain't glad to see me, nor nothin', be you? Brought my +trunk, valise, carpet bag, and hatbox, and cal'late to spend six +weeks here. How's the old woman and the gal--pretty smart? Well, +that's hearty." + +The broker shook the old man by the hand, and then turned to welcome +with the best grace he could his friend Merton, and his proposed +son-in-law. + +"You know what _we've_ come for," said the elder Merton, with a sly +wink. + +"Pray walk into the drawing room," said the broker, and 'on hospitable +thoughts intent,' he threw wide the door, and the party entered. + +Ah! unlucky Brandon! why didst thou not summon the French page to +announce thy guests? Thou hadst then been spared a scene that might +have figured in a comedy, and came near furnishing material for a +tragedy. + +An elegant young man was kneeling at the feet of an elegant young +lady. The former was Count Alfred de Roseville, the latter Miss Julia +Brandon. The count started to his feet, the young lady blushed and +shrieked. The count was the first to recover his voice and +self-possession. Rushing to the broker, he exclaimed in broken +English,-- + +"O, my dear monsieur, how I moost glad to see you--your daughter--Mees +Julie--she 'ave say--yais--yais--yais--to my ardent love suit--and now +I have the honneur to salute her respectable papa." + +"O, father," said the terrified girl, "it was with mother's knowledge +and consent." + +Brandon could not speak a word. + +"This lady, sir," said Merton, fiercely, advancing to the count, "is +my affianced bride." + +"Your bride--eh?" cried the count, "when she has just come to +say--yais--to my ardent love suit!" + +"What does the gal say? what does the gal say?" asked uncle Richard, +interposing. + +"Speak, Julia," said her father, sternly, "and weigh well your words. +I will not force you to fulfil a contract against your will--the +penalty and contingency of such a refusal have been provided for--but +pause before you reject the son of my old friend for a foreigner--a +man with whom you can have had but a few days' acquaintance." + +Julia averted her eyes, and blushed scarlet, but placed her hand in +that of the count just as her mother entered the apartment. + +"Enough," said young Merton, "I am satisfied. Come, father, let us +retire--our presence here is only a burden. O, Julia!" he added, in a +tone of deep feeling, "little did I expect this at your hands. I have +looked forward to this meeting with the fondest hope. It is +past--farewell--may you be happy." + +"I shall be very happy to see you again--nevair!" said the count. + +"O, as to that," said young Merton, approaching him, and addressing +him in a low tone, "I think _you_, at least, have not seen the last of +me, monsieur. At any rate, you shall hear from me soon." + +"I 'ave not nozzin to do nor not to say viz _canaille_," said the +count. + +"Then, perhaps, it will be more agreeable to you, sir, to be +horsewhipped in Broadway," said Merton. + +"Me! horsevhip! me! the friend of Henri V.! horreur!" cried the count. + +"Very good, monsieur, I have presented the alternative. Where may you +be found?" + +"_Hōtel de Ville_--City Hotel." + +"_Au plaisir_, then _Count_ Alfred de Roseville," said Merton, +glancing at the card the Frenchman handed him. "Come, father." + +"Mr. Brandon, I shall wait on you at your counting room in the course +of the forenoon," said Mr. Merton, senior; "we have an account to +settle together." + +And the father and son bowed themselves out of the room. Julia was so +much agitated at the events which had just transpired, that she was +compelled to retire to her room. Uncle Richard and Mr. and Mrs. +Brandon remained upon the field of battle. + +"Well, Maria," said the broker, "the first act of the comedy has been +played, in which you have assigned me a very insignificant and +low-comedy part, but I don't think either of us has made a very +distinguished figure in it. I hope the last act will redeem the +first." + +The lady reddened, but made no reply. + +"Let us foot up the column to see what amount is to be carried +forward," continued the broker. "Here's an old friendship dissolved--a +worthy young man broken hearted--a suspicious suitor introduced into +my family, and ten thousand dollars to be paid on demand. A very +pretty morning's work." + +"It will come out right," said Mrs. Brandon. + +"As the boy remarked when he was gored by the cow's horn," observed +uncle Richard, philosophically, as he extended his length upon an +ottoman, including his boots in the enjoyment of the comfort of cut +velvet. + +"I leave uncle Richard to your care, madam," said the broker, "while I +go down in town to ascertain the value of my new son-in-law's paper +upon 'change." + + * * * * * + +On an evening not long after the above scenes, the broker's house was +brilliantly lighted up from basement to attic. Through the open hall +door, at the head of the flight of marble steps, servants in livery +were seen receiving the shawls and hats of the guests, as carriage +after carriage deposited its brilliant contents at the house of the +financier. Mingled with the black coats of the gentlemen, and the +gossamer attire of the ladies, were seen the brilliant uniforms of +officers of the army and navy. The crowd poured into the magnificent +ball room, where, flanked by her husband, and by the indefatigable +Monsieur Charmant, the lovely hostess received her guests with an +elegance of manner truly aristocratic. The delicious waltzes of +Strauss, performed by a German band, floated through the magnificent +rooms. Glistening chandeliers poured down a flood of soft light on the +fair faces and the polished ivory shoulders of the ladies. It was a +scene of enchantment, and Mrs. Brandon revelled in the splendor that +surrounded her and the incense that was offered. She was pleased at +the distinguished appearance of her husband, pleased to see her +daughter hanging on the arm of the French count, pleased at every +thing but one. One object alone, like the black mask at the bridal of +Hernani, marred the festivity, and created a discord in the midst of +the harmony--that was uncle Richard, walking up and down the ball room +in a meal-colored coat and cowhide boots. + +Various efforts were made to get possession of uncle Richard and lead +him away into captivity. A whist table was suggested in an anteroom, +an Havana was proposed in the library, but he "didn't want to play +cards, and had just quit smoking," and so he paraded his coat and +boots before the company, the "observed of all observers." + +Mrs. B. made the best of it, whispering confidentially that he was a +distant connection, immensely rich, partially insane, but perfectly +harmless. O, how dazzling was Mrs. Brandon that evening, in the +beauty of her person and of her attire! She wore diamonds that were +valued at ten thousand dollars. + +In the midst of the brilliant festivities, Mr. Brandon was suddenly +summoned from the ball room. He presently returned, looking very pale, +and beckoned his wife, who followed him into the library. Mr. Merton, +senior, was there, with a very stern expression on his countenance. + +"What's the matter?" asked Mrs. Brandon. + +"The matter," said her husband, "is simply this--Mr. Merton leaves +town to-night for Philadelphia, on special business, and having +occasion for a large sum of money, requires the immediate payment of +the ten thousand dollars which are due him for our violation of the +marriage contract." + +"Yes, madam," said Mr. Merton, "and I called on your husband for it, +and he referred me to you as having the deposit in your possession." + +"Wouldn't to-morrow do as well?" asked the lady anxiously. + +"No, madam, my necessity is urgent." + +"Go, Maria," said the broker, "and bring the money instantly. A debt +like this admits of no postponement." + +"Alas! alas!" stammered the poor woman, "I have not this money by me. +Surely, Mr. Brandon, you must be able to command it." + +"Not one dollar, madam," said the broker. "I would have spared you +this explanation to-night, but you have brought it on yourself. This +is our last night of factitious splendor--my affairs are in +inextricable confusion--losses have this day come to light which +complete my ruin--and to-morrow the world will know me as a bankrupt." + +Mrs. Brandon wrung her hands and sobbed bitterly. + +"But that is a grief for to-morrow," said the broker, sternly. "There +is music and dancing, champagne and flowers, in the next room--enough +glory for to-night. But this business of Mr. Merton's requires instant +attention. What have you done with the ten thousand dollars? Have you +dared to squander it?" + +"No, no," said Mrs. Brandon earnestly. "I am not so bad as that. I +deposited it with Sandford, the jeweller, of whom I hired the casket +of jewels to deck myself to-night." + +"Mr. Merton," said the broker, calmly, "I shall have to trouble your +patience a little while longer. I will write instantly to Mr. +Sandford, late as it is, and bid him bring the money here at once." + +After despatching the note, Brandon and his wife returned to the ball +room. O, how insipid to the lady's ear seemed now the babble of her +guests! The flowers had lost their perfume--the music its divine +influence. Yet, with the serpent of remorse and anguish gnawing at her +heart, she was forced to smile and seem happy and at ease. A half hour +passed in this way seemed an age of torture; and when the messenger +despatched by her husband had returned and summoned them again to the +library, it gave her inexpressible relief. + +"O, Mr. Sandford!" she exclaimed to the jeweller, who was now added to +the party, "how happy I am to see you! There is your casket--and here +are your diamonds!" and she tore the jewels from her neck, ears, and +wrists, and offered them to the jeweller. + +"Madam," said the jeweller, gravely, after having examined the gems, +"these are not the articles I furnished you. I lent you a set of +diamonds--these are paste!" + +"What is the meaning of this?" asked the broker sternly. + +"I know not. I cannot explain. O, Luke! Luke! I am innocent!" and Mrs. +Brandon sunk fainting into a chair. + +When she had recovered her senses, Mr. Brandon asked,-- + +"Did you make this arrangement in person?" + +"No," she replied; "it was through the mediation of Mr. Charmant." + +"Let's send for him," said Merton. + +"Stay," said the broker; "an idea has occurred to me. I have observed +at times that this Monsieur Charmant had a good deal to say to your +French page, my good lady." + +"It was he that recommended Claude," said Mrs. Brandon. + +"Then we will have Claude before us," said the broker. + +Claude soon made his appearance. + +"Claude," said Mrs. Brandon, "do you know any thing about this casket +of jewels?" + +The boy changed color, but shook his head. + +"Now, my Christian friend," said the broker, "you need not tell us +what you know about the jewels, if you are unwilling; but in case of +your refusal, I shall send for a police officer, who will, +undoubtedly, drum the whole affair out of you." + +The threat had the desired effect. The boy confessed that Charmant and +De Roseville were impostors--that they were not even Frenchmen, but a +brace of London thieves, who had picked up a knowledge of French +during a professional tour on the continent, and who had emigrated to +America for the purpose of introducing their art among our +unsophisticated countrymen. Charmant had been a jeweller, and this +enabled him to counterfeit the gems obtained of Mr. Sandford, which he +purposed disposing of at the first favorable opportunity. The boy +believed that Charmant had them about him at that moment. In England, +Charmant was known as French Jack, and Roseville as Rusty Joe. + +"Go back to the ball room," said Mr. Merton to Brandon, "and take your +wife with you. Mr. Sandford, you stay by the boy. I'll go for an +officer." + +Brandon and his lady returned to the ball room, the latter somewhat +relieved, but mortified at the deceptions which had been practised on +her. + +In a few minutes a burly member of the police, with a very thick +stick, and a very red handkerchief knotted round his neck, made his +appearance, to the astonishment and consternation of the guests, amid +whom the host and hostess alone testified no excitement or alarm. + +"Sarvant, ladies and gentlemen, sarvant," said the legal functionary, +scraping his right boot, and plucking desperately at the brim of his +hat. "Don't let me interrupt yer innercent amusement--sorry to +intrude, as the bull said when he rushed into the china shop--but +business before pleasure--now then, my hearty! how are you?" + +The last words were accompanied by a vigorous blow on the shoulder of +M. Auguste Charmant, who was at that moment paying his attentions to a +belle from Union Square. + +"_Monsieur me parle-t-il_?" exclaimed the dandy, with well-feigned +astonishment. + +"O, nix the lingo, French Jack," said the officer, "or leastways +patter Romany so's a cove can understand you. Fork over them are +dimonds--or else it will go harder with you. The boy's peached, and +the game's up--you were spotted long ago." + +With a smothered curse, French Jack dived his hand into his vest +pocket and produced the stolen jewels. While this was enacting, the +count had been quietly stealing to the door, but the vigilant officer +had an eye upon his movements, and a hand upon his shoulder before he +could escape. + +"Now I've got the pair of you," said the worthy man, chuckling +apoplectically in the folds of his red handkerchief. "Now, don't ride +rusty, Joe--for there's a small few of us outside with amazin' thick +sticks, that might fall on your head and hurt you, if so be you +happened to be rambustical." + +"Curse the luck!" muttered the thief, as with his companion he marched +off. + +It may well be imagined that the scene dispersed the party in a hurry. +They took French leave, like birds scattered by a sudden storm. Julia +was carried to bed in hysterics, accompanied by her mother. Merton and +the jeweller had disappeared, the three rogues had been taken into +custody, and only Brandon and uncle Richard + + ----"trod alone + The banquet hall deserted." + +"Well, uncle," said the broker, bitterly, "the game's up. I have been +ruined, stock and fluke, by letting my wife have her own way, and +to-morrow I shall be a bankrupt." + +"No you won't," said uncle Richard. + +"Yes I shall," said the broker, angrily. "And Julia, abandoned by her +lover, will be broken hearted." + +"No she won't," said uncle Richard. + +"Who's to prevent it?" asked the broker. + +"Uncle Richard," replied that personage. "What's the use of a friend, +unless he's a friend in need. I've got plenty of money, and neither +chick nor child in the world. I'll meet your liabilities with cash. +Young Merton loves Julia in spite of her temporary alienation--he will +gladly take her back. The rogues will get their deserts. Your wife, +sick and ashamed of her fashionable follies, will gladly gin' up this +house and the servants. You'll buy a little country seat on the +Hudson, and I'll come and live with you." + +As every thing turned out exactly as uncle Richard promised and +predicted, we have no occasion to enlarge on the fortunate subsiding +of this "sea of troubles." + + + + +ACTING CHARADES. + + But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not + written down, yet forget not that I am an + ass.--SHAKSPEARE, _Much Ado about Nothing._ + + +Many of our readers have doubtless witnessed, or perchance +participated in, the amusement of acting charades--a divertisement +much in vogue in social circles, and if cleverly done, productive of +much mirth. To the uninitiated, a brief description of an acted +charade may not be unacceptable. A word of two or more syllables is +selected, each part of which must make sense by itself--as, for +instance, the word inspector, which would be decomposed, thus; _inn +spectre_. The company of performers would then extemporize a scene at +a public house, leaving the spectators to guess at the first syllable, +_inn_. The second scene would represent the terror occasioned by the +apparition of a phantom, and give the second part of the word spectre. +The third scene would represent the whole word, and would perhaps be a +brigade inspector reviewing his troops, giving occasion for the humors +of a Yankee militia training. Much ingenuity is required in the +selection of a word, and in carrying out the representation, with +appropriate dialogue, &c. + +Acting charades generally turns a house topsy turvy; wardrobes and +garrets are ransacked for costumes and properties; hats, canes, +umbrellas, and firearms are mustered, and old dresses that haven't +seen the light for forty years are rummaged out as disguises for the +actors in these extempore theatricals. + +In a certain circle in this city there was a knot of clever young +people, of both sexes, strongly addicted to acting charades, and very +happy in their execution. But they were unfortunately afflicted by an +interloper, + + "Whose head + Was not of brains particularly full," + +one of those geniuses who have a fatal facility for making blunders. +Yet, with a pleasing unconsciousness of his deficiencies, he was +always volunteering his services, and always expected, in this matter +of acting charades, to be intrusted with the leading parts. + +One evening the usual coterie was assembled, charades were proposed, +as usual, and the little knot of performers retired to the back +drawing room, dropping the curtain behind them, and prepared for their +performance, congratulating themselves that Mr. Blinks, the name of +the marplot, was not on hand to spoil their sport. They selected the +word _catastrophe_, and the curtain went up. + +A very pretty and lively young lady, who had been abroad, gave a very +happy imitation of the almost inimitable Jenny Vertpré, in the French +vaudeville of the "Cat metamorphosed to a Woman," in that scene where +she betrays her original nature. She purred, she frolicked, she +pounced on an imaginary mouse, caught it, tossed it up in the air, and +went through all the manoeuvres of a veritable grimalkin. When the +curtain fell, amidst roars of laughter and applause, the first +syllable--cat--was whispered from mouth to mouth, among the audience. + +At this moment the hated Blinks arrived in the green-room. + +"What are you up to? Acting charades--eh? By Jove! I'm just in time. +You must give me a part--can't get along without me. What's the word?" + +"No matter," said the young lady who had played the cat, with a wicked +smile of intelligence. "Prompter, ring the curtain up. All you've got +to do, Mr. Blinks, is to walk across the stage." + +"But where's my dress?" + +"What you have on. Appear in your own character." + +The curtain went up, and Blinks stalked across with his accustomed air +of intolerable stupidity. Amidst smothered laughter, the audience +guessed the second syllable of the charade--_ass_. + +The curtain went up for the third time. A group of Indian chiefs were +located in a wigwam. A young brave entered, distinguished by the eagle +plume and wampum belt, the bow and hatchet, and threw down at the feet +of the eldest warrior a bundle of the scalps he had brought back from +battle. A hum of approbation rose from the assembly. The curtain fell. +The word _trophy_ had been thus indicated. The whole word was then +represented by an appropriate scene from the close of a popular +tragedy, and the spectators, cheering the performance, called out +_catastrophe_ to the actors. + +"Well, they made out to guess it," said Blinks, when the curtain had +fallen, for the last time. "But now it's all over, you made one +confounded blunder." + +"What was that?" asked the wicked young lady. + +"You didn't act the second syllable." + +"No?" + +"No! indeed!" said Blinks, with a look of intense cunning. "You had +_cat_ and _trophy_--but where was the _ass_?" + +"O, indeed!" said the young lady. + +"You see, ladies and gentleman," said Blinks, enjoying his triumph, +"you can't get along without me. If I'd been here in the beginning, +you'd have had the ass." + +"We certainly should," said the young lady, winking to her companions, +who could hardly suppress their laughter. + +"And I move we repeat this charade to-morrow night," said Blinks--"and +mind, I'm the ass." + +"Of course." + +"I'll get a costume and disguise myself." + +"Disguise yourself!" echoed his tormentor--"for Heaven's sake, don't +do that--they'd never guess it." + +The next night the charade was ass-ass-in, and Blinks went on for the +first two syllables. He was perfectly at home--"Richard himself +again!" and the wicked young lady, in complimenting his performance, +declared it was "_perfectly natural_." + + + + +THE GREEN CHAMBER. + + +In my younger days, "ghost stories" were the most popular narratives +extant, and the lady or gentleman who could recite the most thrilling +adventure, involving a genuine spiritual visitant, was sure to be the +lion or lioness of the evening party he enlivened (?) with the dismal +details. The elder auditors never seemed particularly horrified or +terror-stricken, however much gratified they were, but the younger +members would drink in every word, "supping full of horrors." After +listening to one of these authentic narratives, we used to be very +reluctant to retire to our dormitories, and never ventured to get into +bed till we had examined suspicious-looking closets, old wardrobes, +and, indeed, every nook and corner that might be supposed to harbor a +ghost or a ghoul. + +Fortunately for the rising generation, these tales have gone out of +fashion, and though some attempts to revive the taste have been +made--as in the "Night Side of Nature"--such efforts have proved +deplorable failures. The young people of to-day make light of ghosts. +The spectres in the incantation scene of "Der Freyschutz" are received +with roars of laughter, and even the statue in Don Giovanni seems +"jolly," notwithstanding the illusive music of Mozart. We were about +to remark that the age had outgrown superstition, but we remembered +the Rochester knockings, and concluded to be modestly silent. + +One evening, many years since--it was a blustering December +evening--the wind howling as it dashed the old buttonwood limbs in its +fury against the parlor windows of the country house where a few of us +were assembled to pass the winter holidays, we gathered before a +roaring fire of walnut and oak, which made every thing within doors as +cheery and comfortable as all without was desolate and dreary. The +window shutters were left unfastened, that the bright lamplight and +ruddy firelight might stream afar upon the wintry waste, and perhaps +guide some benighted wayfarer to a hospitable shelter. + +We shall not attempt to describe the group, as any such portrait +painting would not be germane to the matter more immediately in hand. +Suffice it to say, that one of the youngsters begged aunt Deborah, the +matron of the mansion, to tell us a ghost story,--"a real ghost story, +aunt Deborah,"--for in those days we were terribly afraid of +counterfeits, and hated to hear a narrative where the ghost turned out +in the end to be no ghost after all, but a mere compound of flesh and +blood like ourselves. + +Aunt Deborah smiled at our earnestness, and tantalized our impatience +by some of those little arts with which the practised story-teller +enhances the value and interest of her narrative. She tapped her +silver snuffbox, opened it deliberately, took a very delicate pinch of +the Lundy Foot, shut the box, replaced it in her pocket, folded her +hands before her, looked round a minute on the expectant group, and +then began. + +I shall despair of imparting to this cold pen-and-ink record of her +story the inimitable conversational grace with which she embellished +it. It made an indelible impression on my memory, and if I have never +before repeated it, it was from a lurking fear that--though the old +lady assured us it was "not to be found in any book or newspaper"--it +might have found its way into print. However, as twenty years have +elapsed, and I have never yet met with it in type, I will venture to +give the outlines of the narrative. + +Major Rupert Stanley, a "bold dragoon" in the service of his majesty +George III., found himself, one dark and blustering night in autumn, +riding towards London on the old York road. He had supped with a +friend who lived at a village some distance off the road, and he was +unfamiliar with the country. Though not raining, the air was damp, and +the heavy, surcharged clouds threatened every moment to pour down +their contents. But the major, though a young man, was an old +campaigner; and with a warm cloak wrapped about him, and a good horse +under him, would have cared very little for storm and darkness, had he +felt sure of a good bed for himself, and comfortable quarters for his +horse, when he had ridden far enough for the strength of his faithful +animal. A good horseman cares as much for the comfort of his steed as +for his own ease. To add to the discomfort of the evening, there was +some chance of meeting highwaymen; but Major Stanley felt no +uneasiness on that score, as, just before leaving his friend's house, +he had examined his holster pistols, and freshly primed them. A brush +with a highwayman would enhance the romance of a night journey. + +So he jogged along; but mile after mile was passed, and no twinkling +light in the distance gave notice of the appearance of the wished-for +inn. The major's horse began to give unmistakable evidence of +distress--stumbling once or twice, and recovering himself with +difficulty. At last, a dim light suddenly appeared at a turn of the +road. The horse pricked up his ears, and trotted forward with spirit, +soon halting beside a one-story cottage. The major was disappointed, +but he rode up to the door and rapped loudly with the but of his +riding whip. The summons brought a sleepy cotter to the door. + +"My good friend," said the major, "can you tell me how far it is to +the next inn?" + +"Eh! it be about zeven mile, zur," was the answer, in the broad +Yorkshire dialect of the district. + +"Seven miles!" exclaimed the major, in a tone of deep disappointment, +"and my horse is already blown! My good fellow, can't you put my horse +somewhere, and give me a bed? I will pay you liberally for your +trouble." + +"Eh! goodness zakes!" said the rustic. "I be nought but a ditcher! +There be noa plaze to put the nag in, and there be only one room and +one bed in the cot." + +"What _shall_ I do?" cried the major, at his wits' end. + +"I'll tell 'ee, zur," said the rustic, scratching his head violently, +as if to extract his ideas by the roots. "There be a voine large house +on the road, about a moile vurther on. It's noa an inn, but the +colonel zees company vor the vun o' the thing--'cause he loikes to zee +company about 'un. You must 'a heard ov him--Colonel Rogers--a' used +to be a soger once." + +"Say no more," cried the major. "I _have_ heard of this hospitable +gentleman; and his having been in the army gives me a sure claim to +his attention. Here's a crown for your information, my good friend. +Come, Marlborough!" + +Touching his steed with the spur, the major rode off, feeling an +exhilaration of spirits which soon communicated itself to the horse. A +sharp trot of a few minutes brought him to a large mansion, which +stood unfenced, like a huge caravansery, by the roadside. He made for +the front door and, without dismounting, plied the large brass knocker +till a servant in livery made his appearance. + +"Is your master up?" asked the major. + +"I am the occupant of this house," said a venerable gentleman, making +his appearance at the hall door. + +"I am a benighted traveller, sir," said the major, touching his hat, +"and come to claim your well-known hospitality. Can you give me a bed +for the night? I am afraid my four-footed companion is hardly able to +carry me to the next inn." + +"I cannot promise you a bed, sir," said the host, "for I have but one +spare bed in the house." + +"And that----" said the major. + +"Happens to be in a room that does not enjoy a very pleasing +reputation. In short, sir, one room of my house is haunted; and that +is the only one, unfortunately, that I can place at your disposal +to-night." + +"My dear sir," said the major, springing from his horse, and tossing +the bridle to the servant, "you enchant me beyond expression! A +haunted chamber! The very thing--and I, who have never seen a ghost! +What luck!" + +The host shook his head gravely. + +"I never knew a man," he said, "to pass a night in that chamber +without regretting it." + +Major Stanley laughed as he took his pistols from the holster pipes. +"With these friends of mine," he said, "I fear neither ghost nor +demon." + +Colonel Rogers showed his guest into a comfortable parlor, where a +seacoal fire was burning cheerfully in a grate, and refreshments most +welcome to a weary traveller stood upon a table. + +"Mine host" was an old campaigner, and had seen much service during +the war of the American revolution, and he was full of interesting +anecdotes and descriptions of adventures. But while Major Stanley was +apparently listening attentively to the narrative of his hospitable +entertainer, throwing in the appropriate ejaculations of surprise and +pleasure at the proper intervals, his whole attention was in reality +absorbed by a charming girl of twenty, the daughter of the colonel, +who graced the table with her presence. Never, he thought, had he seen +so beautiful, so modest, and so ladylike a creature; and she, in turn, +seemed very favorably impressed with the manly beauty and frank +manners of their military guest. + +At length she retired. The colonel, who was a three-bottle man, and +had found a listener to his heart, was somewhat inclined to prolong +the session into the small hours of the morning, but finding that his +guest was much fatigued, and even beginning to nod in the midst of his +choicest story, he felt compelled to ask him if he would not like to +retire. Major Stanley replied promptly in the affirmative, and the old +gentleman, taking up a silver candlestick, ceremoniously marshalled +his guest to a large, old-fashioned room, the walls of which being +papered with green, gave it its appellation of the "Green Chamber." A +comfortable bed invited to repose; a cheerful fire was blazing on the +hearth, and every thing was cosy and quiet. The major looked round him +with a smile of satisfaction. + +"I am deeply indebted to you, colonel," said he, "for affording me +such comfortable quarters. I shall sleep like a top." + +"I am afraid not," answered the colonel, shaking his head gravely. "I +never knew a guest of mine to pass a quiet night in the Green +Chamber." + +"I shall prove an exception," said the major, smiling. "But I must +make one remark," he added, seriously. "It is ill sporting with the +feelings of a soldier; and should any of your servants attempt to play +tricks upon me, they will have occasion to repent it." And he laid +his heavy pistol on the lightstand by his bedside. + +"My servants, Major Stanley," said the old gentleman, with an air of +offended dignity, "are too well drilled to dare attempt any tricks +upon my guests. Good night, major." + +"Good night, colonel." + +The door closed. Major Stanley locked it. Having done so, he took a +survey of the apartment. Besides the door opening into the entry, +there was another leading to some other room. There was no lock upon +this second door, but a heavy table, placed across, completely +barricaded it. + +"I am safe," thought the major, "unless there is a storming party of +ghosts to attack me in my fastness. I think I shall sleep well." + +He threw himself into an arm chair before the fire, and watching the +glowing embers, amused himself with building castles in the air, and +musing on the attractions of the fair Julia, his host's daughter. He +was far enough from thinking of spectral visitants, when a very slight +noise struck on his ear. Glancing in the direction of the inner door, +he thought he saw the heavy table glide backwards from its place. +Quick as thought, he caught up a pistol, and challenged the intruder. +There was no reply--but the door continued to open, and the table to +slide back. At last there glided into the room a tall, graceful +figure, robed in white. At the first glance, the blood curdled in the +major's veins; at the second, he recognized the daughter of his host. +Her eyes were wide open, and she advanced with an assured step, but it +was very evident she was asleep. Here was the mystery of the Green +Chamber solved at once. The young girl walked to the fireplace and +seated herself in the arm chair from which the soldier had just +risen. His first impulse was to vacate the room, and go directly and +alarm the colonel. But, in the first place, he knew not what apartment +his host occupied, and in the second, curiosity prompted him to watch +the _dénouement_ of this singular scene. Julia raised her left hand, +and gazing on a beautiful ring that adorned one of her white and taper +fingers, pressed it repeatedly to her lips. She then sank into an +attitude of repose, her arms drooping listlessly by her sides. + +The major approached her, and stole the ring from her finger. His +action disturbed, but did not awaken her. She seemed to miss the ring, +however, and, after groping hopelessly for it, rose and glided through +the doorway as silently as she had entered. She had no sooner retired +than the major replaced the table, and drawing a heavy clothes press +against it, effectually guarded himself against a second intrusion. + +This done, he threw himself upon the bed, and slept soundly till a +late hour of the morning. When he awoke, he sprang out of bed, and ran +to the window. Every trace of the storm had passed away, and an +unclouded sun was shining on the radiant landscape. After performing +the duties of his toilet, he was summoned to breakfast, where he met +the colonel and his daughter. + +"Well, major, and how did you pass the night?" asked the colonel, +anxiously. + +"Famously," replied Stanley. "I slept like a top, as I told you I +should." + +"Then, thank Heaven, the spell is broken at last," said the colonel, +"and the White Phantom has ceased to haunt the Green Chamber." + +"By no means," said the major, smiling; "the White Phantom paid me a +visit last night, and left me a token of the honor." + +"A token!" exclaimed the father and daughter in a breath. + +"Yes, my friends, and here it is." And the major handed the ring to +the old gentleman. + +"What's the meaning of this, Julia?" exclaimed the colonel. "This ring +I gave you last week!" + +Julia uttered a faint cry, and turned deadly pale. + +"The mystery is easily explained," said the major. "The young lady is +a sleep-walker. She came into my room before I had retired, utterly +unconscious of her actions. I took the ring from her hand, that I +might be able to convince you and her of the reality of what I had +witnessed." + +The major's business was not pressing, and he readily yielded to the +colonel's urgent request to pass a few days with him. Their mutual +liking increased upon better acquaintance, and in a few weeks the +White Phantom's ring, inscribed with the names of Rupert Stanley and +Julia Rogers, served as the sacred symbol of their union for life. + + + + +HE WASN'T A HORSE JOCKEY. + + +It was at the close of a fine, autumnal afternoon, that a +simple-looking traveller, attired in a homespun suit of gray, and +wearing a broad-brimmed, Quaker-looking hat, drove up to the door of +the Spread Eagle Tavern, in the town of B----, State of Maine, kept by +Major E. Spike, and ordered refreshments for himself and horse. There +was nothing particular about the traveller, except his air of +simplicity; but his horse was a character. The animal was at least +thirty years of age, and was as gaunt as Rosinante, and would have +been a dear bargain at fifteen dollars. The traveller acknowledged +that he had been taken in somewhat when he bought the animal, for he +"wasn't a horse jockey," and "did'nt know much about critters!" +However, he added, "that if he had good luck in his trip down east, +[he was agent for a Hartford Life Assurance Company,] he meant to pick +up something handsome in the way of horse flesh to take home with +him." After communicating his name and business, and sundry other +particulars, with a frankness which, while it satisfied the curiosity, +excited the contempt of Major Spike, the stranger, whom we shall call +Zebulon Smith, departed. + +He had a business call to make on the widow Stebbins, who lived about +three miles off, in a very old, unfinished, shingled house, of immense +extent, in the centre of an unfenced lot, the chief products of which +were rocks, brambles, and barberry bushes. + +"Keep much stock, Miss Stebbins?" said he, as, having transacted his +business, he prepared to resume his journey. + +"Why, no," said she; "I'm a lone woman, and hain't got no help; so I +keep only a cow and that 'ere colt. I wish I could sell him, for I +ain't got nobody to break him in properly." + +Zebulon looked at the colt. He was a limpsey, long-legged, shaggy +animal, with a ewe-neck, drooping head, and little, undecided tail, +completely knotted up with burs; but then he was only five years old. + +"Heow'll yeou trade, Miss Stebbins?" asked the agent. "I've a mind to +take the critter, if you'll trade even, though I don't know the pints +of a horse. I ain't a horse jockey. Heowever, you're a lone woman, and +I want to oblige you. You hain't got nobody to break the colt for you, +and here's my hoss would suit you to a T. He's a nice family hoss." + +"Heow old is he?" asked Mrs. Stebbins. + +"He's _risin'_ six years," said Zebulon, and so he was. + +"He looks pretty well along," said the widow. "How much boot will you +give me?" + +"Boot!" exclaimed Zebulon. "O, if you talk about boot, I'm off. I +ain't no horse jockey, but I know I'm flingin' my hoss--good old +hoss--away by tradin' even. But generosity and consideration for +widders--specially good-lookin' ones--was allers a failin' in my +family." + +"I don't know as I had orter," said the widow, thoughtfully; "if Mr. +Stebbins was alive, you wouldn't get the colt so cheap, for he sot +every thing by him. He's sot his pedigree down in the births, deaths, +and marriages, in our family Bible. He allers said, poor man, he was +goin' to make a great hoss." + +"That 'ere was an optical delusion," said the agent; "he warn't never +a goin' to make a great hoss, and he won't never be a great hoss. I +know so much, if I ain't a horse jockey. Come, now, what say? Shall I +ungear, and leave my critter, or put on the string and be a +travellin'?" + +"You may have the colt," said the widow, bursting into tears, and +retiring, unable to witness the consummation of the sacrifice. + +"Come, young Burtail," said Zebulon, addressing the colt. "It's time +you was sot to work. I don't know whether you ever had a collar over +your darned ewe-neck or not. I don't see how any thing short of a +crooked-neck squash could fit it; but I'll try mine on." And with +these words he harnessed up the colt, and leaving his old "hoss" with +the widow, drove on his way rejoicing. + +About fifteen miles farther east, he stopped and put up at a tavern, +where he made an arrangement to leave the colt for a week, hiring the +landlord's horse to pursue his journey. He gave directions to have the +colt fed high in the interim, to have his tail nicked and put in +pulleys, his head checked up, and his coat carefully shaved according +to the new practice. A very astute hostler promised that every thing +should be done according to his directions, and to his perfect +satisfaction. + +Accordingly, in a week's time, when Zebulon came back, he hardly knew +his bargain. The colt was fat as a hog. His sides shone like silver; +his mane was neatly trimmed; his tail was crimped, and rose and fell +in a graceful curve; and he carried his head as proudly as an Arabian. + +With the metamorphosed animal in the fills, the agent drove back to +the Spread Eagle, and put up for the night. In the morning, he ordered +his team, and paid his bill. Major Spike, who was great on horses, +standing at the front door, was struck with the appearance of his +guest's "cattle." + +"Been buying a new hoss?" said the major. + +"Yes; I thought I'd try one, though I ain't a horse jockey," answered +the agent, making an excuse to examine the buckles of his harness. + +"Don't want to sell him, do you?" said the major. + +"Why, no, major, I reckon not. I expect he'll suit me fust rate. I'm +doin' pooty well, now, and can afford to hev' somethin' nice. I +calklate to keep him." + +"I don't like his color," said the major. + +"Well, I do," said Zebulon, getting into his wagon. "Good mornin', +major." + +"Hold on," said the major. "I've got a hoss I want to show you. Jake, +bring out the bay, and let Mr. Smith have a squint at him." + +The hostler brought out a square-built, chunky, bay horse, in fine +condition, and looking like a capital roadster. + +"What do you think of _that_ hoss, Mr. Smith?" asked the major, +triumphantly. + +"Pretty fair hoss," said the agent. "But I tell you I'm no judge of +horses; I ain't a horse jockey." + +"Well, now, I tell you what," said the major; "I'm a darned fool for +doin' of it; but when I take a fancy, I don't mind expense to gratify +it. I'm willing to swap hosses even with you." + +"Even!" screamed the agent. "Now, major, that's a good one. I ain't a +horse jockey. I don't know the value of the critters; but I ain't +altogether a reg'lar, soft-headed, know-nothin' fool; and if I had a +mind to part with this 'ere splendiferous animal, I should want boot." + +"You're a hard one," said the major; "but as fur as twenty +dollars----" + +"Twenty dollars! get out," said the agent, indignantly. "G'lang, Bob!" +and he actually started his team. + +"Hold on!" roared the major. "What do you want?" + +"Say forty, and I'll do it--no, I won't," said the agent. + +"You said you would. It's a bargain. You said forty, didn't he, Jake?" + +The hostler could not deny it. + +"Well, you're the hardest customer _I_ ever see!" muttered the agent, +as he got out of the wagon. "This is the wust mornin's work I ever +did. Let me have your old bay, and be a travellin'. You'd hev' a +fellur's eye teeth afore he knowed it, ef you wanted 'em." + +The major chuckled as he counted out forty dollars and handed them to +the agent. He eagerly assisted the hostler to ungear the coveted +horse; and when the bay was harnessed up, did not urge the agent to +stop, and the latter drove off, looking as melancholy as if he had +buried all his relations. + +The major drove out with his new purchase that very day; but his +performance did not equal his expectations. However, as an experienced +horse jockey, he knew that great allowances are to be made for a green +horse, and he promised to train him up to "2.50," at the least. But +before one week had passed over his head, his expectations were all +dashed. There was no "go" in the animal. His nose dropped to the +ground, his tail slunk, and his toes dug into the gravel as if he was +boring for water. The major had to confess that he had been completely +taken in. + +"That infernal rascal!" said he; "I wish I could catch him here +again." + +"You ain't very likely to," remarked Jake, the hostler, dryly. + +"Why so? Do you know any thing about him? Did you ever see him +before?" + +"Ever see him! why, he came from the same place that I did." + +"Where's that?" + +"Meredith Bridge." + +"Meredith Bridge!" exclaimed the landlord. "And he said he wasn't a +horse jockey. O, what an ass I was." + +"Very true," said the hostler. + +"Any how, you never saw the horse before?" said the landlord. + +"Never see the horse before!" exclaimed Jake. "Why, Lord bless you, I +know'd him soonsever I sot eyes on him. He's Miss Stebbins's colt." + +"And you never told me of this, you scoundrel!" + +"I want a goin' to spile a trade," said the hostler. "And then I've +heard you say so often that nobody could take you in on a hoss, that I +thought it warnt no use." + +"The cussed swindler!" said the major. "After havin' shaved every body +he came across, he went and shaved a hoss, and put him off on +me--_me_, the greatest hossman in the State of Maine. The next chap +from Meredith Bridge that comes into these diggins, I'll get a fight +out of and lick him, jest as sure as my name's Elnathan Spike!" + + + + +FUNERAL SHADOWS. + +A MYSTERY. + + +The wind was howling and moaning through the almost deserted streets +of Boston, on a chilly evening of September, as a young man of medium +height and slight figure drew a faded and threadbare black cloak +around him, pulled his fur cap down on his forehead to shelter his +eyes from the cutting wind, and strode down Washington Street in a +northerly direction, with a rapid and impatient step. Arrived at the +door of a house of moderate pretensions, he entered hastily. We shall +follow him to the third story, enter with him a large and wholly dark +apartment, and watch him while he kindles a fire on the ample hearth +stone. A pale-blue flame flickers hesitatingly among the wood, and +conjures up from the walls around strange shapes and countenances +bathed in the indistinct and lurid light. And now the flame grows +brighter, and the heavy furniture in the apartment flings strange +shadows, horizontal, diagonal, and perpendicular; and the pictures on +the wall (for we are in a painter's studio) looked quite as vague and +vapory as the projected shadows. It is not difficult to imagine some +of these faces endowed with vitality, and so wild and startling are +many of them that the wavering shadows seem to belong to them, and to +be their strangely-animated limbs. + +The painter lit a lamp, and then a huge meerschaum filled with +fragrant tobacco, his nightly solace and daily inspiration. While the +smoke wreaths slowly ascended to the ceiling, he wove his Gothic +fancies, and saw, in the blue clouds that hovered over him, embryo +designs and groups that he afterwards transferred to canvas. + +Malise Grey was an artist of great but peculiar talent--a fine +draughtsman, an admirable colorist, but his imagination was of a +Gothic cast, and he delighted in strange, fantastical, and +supernatural subjects. He had travelled much in Germany, and his mind +was imbued with the superstitions and legends of that storied land. +These he loved to illustrate with his pencil, and his walls were +covered with German scenes and subjects, from the "Witches' Sabbath" +to the "Castled Crag of Drachenfels." Portraits he painted from +necessity, not choice; but he was too true an artist for the million. +The sleek hypocrite wore not on his canvas the deceptive look of +holiness that bore him on through life to wealth and honor, but the +crafty, sensual smile, the libertine eye, and lips that indicated the +secret phases of his character. Imbecile beauty saw her index in the +painted mirror. Folly stood convicted by the pencil. It was frequently +remarked, that you might learn more of a man from a glance at his +portrait than from months' companionship with the original. Malise +Grey was not popular--but he lived for his art, and bread and water +satisfied his earthly cravings. + +The meerschaum fairly smoked out, the artist drew from a dusty pile of +canvases one on which he had painted a family group. It was a fancy +piece. An old man lay upon his death bed, over which bent a weeping +wife and a sorrowing and lovely child. The face of the latter was one +of unearthly beauty, and Raphael or Titian might not have disdained +the painting of those glistening blue eyes, and the falling sunbeams +of that golden hair. The painter had poured out his soul upon that +angelic countenance and perfect figure. + +"It is my ideal," said the artist, "and, by the mystic whisper of the +heart, by the bright teaching of the star that rules my destiny, by +the forbidden lore of which I have drank deeply, I know that the ideal +of each mind is the reflex of the actual, and with the true artist +fancy is existence!" + +The meerschaum was again filled, and Malise Grey contemplated his +picture. The smoke wreaths rolled around it, but it shone out luminous +and starlike. Its harmony was like the silent melody of the spheres, +and its musical radiance dispelled the remembrance of all his +sufferings, and lulled him like the melody of falling waters. When, at +length, he drew his poor couch from its recess, and threw himself upon +it, he left the picture full in sight, and continued to watch it by +the fading firelight till its last luminous point disappeared with the +blaze, and slumber closed his lids to make its memory brighter. + +The next morning was clear and sparkling; the first rays of the sun +were like fiery rubies on the walls of the studio. + +The painter sprang to his feet. "The dream!" he cried. "My heart did +not deceive me. The spirits are at work for its accomplishment." + +He went forth to take his daily walk. There were times when an +appalling dread of insanity smote his heart, and once the expression +of a friend at the recital of one of his wildest fantasies led him +into a train of reflection and self-examination which shook his very +soul. For a time he forsook his studio, and went abroad into the gay +world and formed fashionable acquaintances; but he went back to his +lonely room and his hermit life at the expiration of a few weeks, +convinced that the madness of art was preferable to the madness of +society. And it was a painful thing for him to go abroad, for no one +sympathized with him. His mind dwelt either on the shadowy past, or +the yet more shadowy future. He held no communion with the present. +So, on the occasion we have referred to, after a hurried walk, he +returned to his room, the door of which he had left unlocked. A veiled +lady sat before his easel. She rose upon his entrance. His heart beat +high with anticipations. The lady thus addressed him:-- + +"Malise Grey, we have known each other in the land of dreams!" and +removing her veil, she pointed with her left hand to the picture, +while she extended her right to the painter. The ideal and the actual +stood before him. A strange light gleamed upon the painter's mind, and +he spoke as if prompted by some unseen power. + +"Esther Vaughan, by this token do I know you." He took her hand, and +added, "By the mystic spell that drew us to each other, I conjure you +here to plight your troth to me for weal and woe." + +"My father died shortly after that picture was painted," replied the +maiden, "and my mother--my poor mother--soon followed him. The spirit +summons commanded me to seek you out. I have obeyed." + + * * * * * + +A strange marriage was solemnized in the Old King's Chapel. The bride +wore no rose or orange flower in her braided hair, and a long, black +veil enveloped her from head to foot. In fact, her entire raiment, and +that of the bridegroom, was of the same ghastly hue; and the ceremony +was performed beneath the light of torches, which threw their funeral +glare upon the mortuary tablets and reliefs that decorate the interior +of the sacred edifice. As the newly-married pair were about to step +into the carriage at the door, a thin figure in black approached the +bride, and laid its hand upon her arm. The countenance was not +visible. The bride uttered a sharp cry of pain and terror, and the +figure instantly stepped back. + +"Hold up your torch, there, sexton," cried the painter; "some one has +insulted the bride." + +A tall figure was seen stealing away through the tombstones in the +churchyard, to which he had probably gained access through a breach in +the wall, at that time wholly ruinous. + +It is not our intention to describe the happiness of Malise Grey and +his strangely-found and strangely-wedded bride. Enough to say, it was +like all the circumstances that composed his existence--dream-like and +strange. So vivid were his dreams and reveries, that he often wondered +whether they were not the actual, and his marriage life the imaginary, +part of his existence. He could not give himself up to enjoyment; and +sometimes, when his young wife would have lavished on him the wealth +of her innocent caresses, he turned from her moodily, and muttered, +"What have I to do with a spirit bride? When the sun rises, these +shadows will disperse." + +Esther Grey had often solicited her husband to paint her portrait, +since the likeness in the family picture showed her under the +influence of grief. She wished a record of her happiness. Grey set +about complying with her request. He assumed the task in a moment of +inspired and fresh feeling, and went to work with heart and soul. His +sketch was instantaneously executed, and then + + "His touches they flew like leaves in a storm; + And the pure pearly white, and the carnation warm, + Contending in harmony, glowed." + +Suddenly he threw down his pencil, and paced the apartment to and fro +with rapid strides. "The doomed look!" he muttered, "the doomed look! +Esther, I can paint no more to-day." + +But the morrow found him early at his task. A few hours' work +completed a portrait which, for fidelity of likeness, harmony of +accessories, and felicity of coloring, was almost unsurpassable. Yet +the painter refused to have it framed, and concealed it from view +behind a curtain in his studio. + +A day or two afterwards, a stranger called upon the artist. He was a +tall, thin man, attired in a threadbare suit of black bombazine. He +was frightfully pale. His jaws were prominent, and the sallow, +shrunken skin clung close to every muscle of his countenance. His +dark, sunken, and glossy eyes had an unearthly expression, and his air +was melancholy in the extreme. A nameless chill came over the painter +as he surveyed the aspect of his unknown visitor. The stranger coldly +surveyed the productions of the artist, and honored them with a few +brief comments. At length he paused before the veiled picture, and +said, "This picture of your wife belongs to me." + +The painter was so strong a believer in the supernatural, had been +subject to so many inexplicable influences, that he felt no surprise +at the stranger's naming the subject of the veiled picture without +uncovering it. But he repeated, sternly, "Belongs to you? What mean +you by that remark?" + +"I mean it is, or will be mine, by purchase." + +"Not so." + +"Then you will not sell it?" + +"I will not part with it at any price." + +The stranger smiled, but not sneeringly or sarcastically The +expression of his countenance was mournful in the extreme, and +likewise unpleasant, because the parting of his shrivelled lips +displayed his large, yellow teeth in unpleasant relief. He opened the +door, but paused upon the threshold. + +"You will not part with it?" + +"Once more, no!" replied the painter. + +"No matter; the original will soon be mine." + +The door closed rapidly behind his noiseless steps. A vague terror +shot through the soul of the artist. + +When Esther Vaughan came to the dwelling of the painter, she was +radiant with a health which had triumphed over sorrow and long +watching, but the seeds of disease now fastened upon her frame, and +she sunk under its influence, growing daily feebler. The almost +distracted husband employed the best physicians in the city, and under +their efforts Esther, for a while, seemed to revive. One day, in +solemn conclave, they decided that the patient would live, and +announced the intelligence to the poor painter, as he sat in his +lonely studio, with much pomposity and emphasis. At the time of this +announcement, the painter was standing opposite the open door through +which the physicians had just entered. At the moment when a smile of +gratified love was lighting up his intelligent countenance, his eyes, +looking beyond the group of visitors, caught in the corridor those of +the strange bidder for the veiled picture. The unknown shook his head +slowly and mournfully, then turned and retired. + +"Stop him, gentlemen," cried the painter, bursting through the group +of leeches; "he is a deadly enemy!" + +The physicians looked at each other, smiled darkly, and shook their +heads. + +"Poor Grey!" said an old doctor. + +"Mad?" asked the youngest of the group. + +"The cell, the chain, and scourge would be a wholesome prescription," +said the first speaker. + +Such were the tender mercies of science to madness in the eighteenth +century. + + * * * * * + +It was a hushed midsummer night. The hum of busy footsteps had long +since died away, and the twinkling lights had faded, one by one, from +the huge bulk of the metropolis. To the lonely night watcher, there +was enough of light in the mild effulgence of the moon to distinguish +whether the pale invalid woke or slumbered; whether the repose of the +dead was inviolate, or invaded by noisome things that move abroad only +in darkness. And midway between life and death, so motionless that you +would say she belonged to the dark realm of the latter, so lovely that +the former still seemed to claim her own, lay the earth-born love of +the painter, with her ethereal essence yet hovering near the beloved +of her soul. The painter sat by the bedside, with her thin, pale hand +clasped in his. He had listened to her last accents; he had heard her +call him, in the fervor of her affection, "her beautiful, her own;" +and he knew that, ere the unseen clock had recorded the death of +another hour, the feeble pulse that fluttered beneath his fingers +would have ceased to beat. Yet, with all this, his eyes were tearless, +and his heart less heavy than in those dark dreams which had +foreshadowed this event. In weal or woe, his prophetic dreams seemed +even more impressive than the realities which followed them. + +It appeared as if there were a magnetic influence in the touch of the +dying hand; that the soul of Esther, bathed in the dawning light of +the better world, had communicated a portion of its brightness to his +own. So the hours wore on; the feeble pulse yet beat, but fainter and +fainter. At last, through the open window which commanded a view of +the east, the brightening streaks of dawn appeared; in the leaves of a +solitary tree, that stood amid a wilderness of brick hard by, was +heard the faint, tremulous twitter of a bird waiting but a ruddier ray +to launch forth upon his dewy pinions. A smile, like a ray of light, +dawned upon the countenance of Esther. She pointed to a shadowy alcove +in the chamber, and the painter's eye, following the indication, +detected the figure of his mysterious and prophetic visitor. But the +countenance of the unknown was milder, softer; a veil of brightness +had fallen upon the more repulsive lineaments, and when the broad +daylight beamed into the apartment, his image melted into the ray, +like a rain-drop into a sunny sea. A thrill ran through the painter's +frame; he gazed upon the face of Esther; it was that of death. + + * * * * * + +An unfinished painting rests upon an easel; it is a glimpse of +paradise. In the centre is a focus of almost intolerable splendor, the +luminous veil of the Inconceivable and Infinite; while towards it, as +if drawn by a vortex of glory, yet held in suspense when too near, +hovers a cloud of radiant forms and faces, their souls, pure and +beatified, beaming from their countenances, all full of adoration, +intelligence, and bliss. The painter sat before it, giving the last +touches with a feeble yet graceful hand. A light seemed to stream upon +him from the picture, and lit up his pale, inspired countenance. + +The door opened, yet the painter turned not from his task; he heard no +footstep, yet he knew that the messenger--no longer feared, but hoped +for--was standing at his side. + +"One touch more," he said, softly. "Thus 'tis done, and bravely done!" + +He turned--the mysterious messenger was truly there. But as the +painter gazed, the herald's form was transfigured; his poor garments +had given place to shining raiments; his countenance beamed glory and +goodness; effulgent wings expanded their snowy plumage from his +glorious shoulders, and on his forehead shone a star like that of +morning. He touched the mortal hand that throbbed to meet his clasp; +the last film fell from the painter's eye, and he saw, with ecstasy, +no horrid phantom, but AZRAEL, the Angel of Death, great, +beautiful, and good. + + + + +THE LATE ELIAS MUGGS, + +CAPTAIN IN THE M. V. M. + + +Elias Muggs is no more! Hepzibah Muggs is a widow; a stranger has +purchased the stock of West India goods, and the Bluetown Fusileers +are commanded by the first lieutenant. These are sad changes. + +It is not a little remarkable that though Captain Elias Muggs was not +born in the same year as the Duke of Wellington, (though, by the way, +every body else seems to have been,) yet he died about the same time. +There was a striking similarity between their characters and +positions. The Iron Duke was commander-in-chief of the allied forces +at the battle of Waterloo, and Elias Muggs was commander of the +Bluetown Fusileers. If Elias Muggs had been born on the other side of +the water, he probably would have been the Duke of Wellington; and if +the Duke of Wellington had been born here, he would probably have been +Elias Muggs. This proposition may appear a metaphysical subtlety to +obtuse minds, but to ours it seems as clear as mud. + +When such a man dies, he must not be permitted to depart + + "Without the meed of one melodious tear." + +His loss is a national loss. Nature seems to have intended him for +President of the United States, but "left him two drinks behind;" +whence we may conclude that Nature is a humbug, a conclusion +practically arrived at by most artists, living and dead. + +Elias Muggs, from his tenderest years, was devoted to groceries and +glory. His venerable schoolmistress, who has outlived her illustrious +pupil, and is now supported by the town whose founders were formed by +her care, and who laid the foundation of our hero's greatness by the +powerful application of birch at the seat of learning, assured us, in +a recent interview, that the military propensities of Muggs were +developed at an early age. She observed that it was impossible to fix +his attention on the classic page of Noah Webster when the Bluetown +Fusileers were passing the school house with drum and fife, and that +the motive of his first experiment at "hooking jack" was a desire to +attend a country muster in the neighboring town. She added, that she +distinctly remembered having confiscated a box of tin soldiers with +which he was amusing himself, and that he threatened to "punch her +eye" if she did not release the unconscious prisoners of war on +_parole_. These are very important facts. + +We are unable to state the precise age at which Elias entered the +service--but the town clerk of Bluetown places it at twenty-one. He +went through the different grades with great rapidity, and was finally +chosen captain in a warmly-contested election. There is no question +that he would have been elected unanimously, without difficulty, had +there not existed a great doubt in the _corps_ (Captain Muggs, by the +way, always pronounced this word, and spelled it, _corpse_) of his +ability to "treat;" whereas his adversary was distinguished for +possessing a "pocket full of rocks," and a willingness "to treat every +body." The success of our hero, under the circumstances, was purely +owing to military merit. The moment he was chosen, he took the field +at the head of his command. Admiring Bluetown gazed approvingly upon +his swallow-tailed coat, his tall plume, his shining battle blade, his +plated scabbard, worsted sash, and low-heeled, cowhide boots. The +fair, who are ever ready to award their smiles to chivalry, were +unanimous in their approval, and Deacon Dogget's daughter was heard to +murmur, "O, what a pooty soger 'lias makes!" "Upon this hint he spake" +a few days afterwards, and in due time they were married. But enough +of that--our essay treats of war, not love. + +In his "first field," Captain Muggs displayed his extraordinary +knowledge of tactics. He it was who first discovered the method of +"dressing" a line, by backing it up against a curbstone. He also +divested military science of many pedantic terms, which tend only to +confuse the young conscript, and dampen the military ardor of the +patriot soldier. He substituted the brief and soldierly words of +command, "haw!" "gee!" and "whoa!" for "left," "right," and "halt." +His spirited "let her rip!" was an infinite improvement on the "fire" +of the Steuben manual. The object of the commander is to make himself +understood readily by his men, and in this Captain Muggs was perfectly +successful. + +The greatest commanders have been famous for their terse eloquence. +Napoleon said to his troops in Egypt, "Soldiers, from the summit of +these pyramids twenty centuries look down on you this day." Scott, in +Mexico, said to Smith's brigade, "Brave rifles, you have been baptized +in fire, and have come out steel." And Muggs, at Bluetown, after the +last manoeuvre, said, "Feller sogers, that 'ere was prime--and now +less adjourn to the tavern and likker up at my expense." It is +questionable whether any speech of Napoleon or Scott ever excited more +enthusiasm. + +The company adjourned to the tavern, and after plentifully refreshing +with long nines, pigtail, New England, and crackers, departed with +three cheers for the "cap'n." We would fain draw a veil over what +followed. But a strict regard for truth compels us to "speak right out +in meetin'." All great men have their weaknesses. Cęsar was not +immaculate. Alexander the Great died of _mania a potu_. There was no +Maine liquor law at the time of which we speak. There was not even a +temperance society in all Bluetown. + +Captain Muggs was in the green and salad days of youth. He was flushed +with military success, young, ardent, and imprudent. + +He retired to a private room with the commissioned officers of his +"corps," and left a liberal order at the bar. Healths were drank, +songs sung, patriotic and otherwise, more otherwise than patriotic, +and the "fast and furious" fun was driven into the small hours of the +morning. When the bill was presented, Captain Muggs was without funds; +and his gallant subordinates, on the bare suggestion of a loan, +incontinently vanished. Captain Muggs intimated something about +credit. The landlord shook his head. Captain Muggs was grieved, and +the landlord consulted the flytraps on the ceiling, still extending +his open hand, with the palm upwards, in the direction of the officer. +Finding the publican obdurate, the captain proposed to leave his +uniform and equipments in pawn, and the offer was accepted. + +And here let us pause to contemplate the moral greatness of this act. +Those insignia of rank were as dear to Muggs as the apple of his eye. +They were to him what the sceptre and crown were to Napoleon. It was +like tugging at his heartstrings to unfasten the belt and sash, and +lay the sword upon the table. Marsyas suffered not more when Apollo +removed his skin than Muggs did when the landlord stripped off his +coat and epaulets. When the hat and plume were laid upon the altar of +offended Mammon, Muggs uttered a deep groan, and departed in his shirt +sleeves. If we were a great historical painter, we should prefer this +subject to that of Washington resigning his commission as +commander-in-chief of the revolutionary army. + +The same integrity distinguished Captain Muggs throughout his life. +When, some years afterwards, he received a letter from a lawyer, +stating that, in case he did not immediately satisfy a certain claim +of five years' standing, legal measures would be adopted to enforce +payment, he remitted the sum in question without a murmur. + +Personal courage is not deemed indispensable to great commanders. +Marlborough is said to have trembled on the battle field. It is the +part of the officer to command--of the men to execute. But Muggs was +as valiant as he was wise. On a field day, when a certain turbulent +apple woman persisted in encroaching on the lines, Captain Muggs +charged her in person, unsupported by his troops, upset her apple +stall, and expelled her from the lines. Such achievements are of rare +occurrence. + +On every parade day, Muggs was "thar." In every sham fight he was +first and foremost. He was always loudest in proclaiming the "dooty of +the milingtary to support the civil power." Yet in the great riot +caused by the illegal impounding of Steve Gubbins's bull, when +Bluetown was divided against itself, her constabulary force and +"specials" ignominiously beaten and routed, Captain Muggs, with an +heroic deafness to the call of glory and the selectmen, from a +reluctance to shed the blood of his fellow-citizens, refused to call +out his company, and concealed himself in a hayloft till the affray +was over, the pound completely demolished, and the bull rescued from +the minions of the law. + +The loss of such a man is irreparable. What a president he would have +made! Magnanimity, self-denial, punctuality, eloquence, popularity, +military glory--why, he had all the elements of success. But our +heroes are fast passing away. Muggs is gone, and we must make up our +minds to be governed by mere statesmen! + + + + +THE SOLDIER'S WIFE. + + +It was a fine night in the autumn of the year 1805, and the stars +shone as brilliantly over the gay city of Paris as if they had burned +in an Italian heaven. The cumbrous mass of the palace of the +Tuileries, instead of lying like a dark leviathan in the shadows of +the night, blazed with light in all its many-windowed length; for the +soldier emperor, the idol of his subjects, that night gave a grand +ball and reception to the world. Troops in full uniform were under +arms, and the great lamps of the court yard gazed brightly on the +channelled bayonets and polished musket barrels of the sentinels. +Carriage after carriage drew up at the great portal, and emitted +beautiful ladies, brilliantly attired, and marshals and staff officers +blazing with embroidery; for Napoleon, simple and unostentatious in +his own person, well knew the importance of surrounding himself with a +brilliant court; and the people, even the rude and ragged denizens of +the Faubourgs St. Antoine and St. Marceau, as they hung upon the iron +railing and scanned the splendid dresses of the guests as they +alighted from their carriages, were well pleased to see that a throne +created by themselves could vie in splendor with the old hereditary +seats of loyalty that existed in spite of the execrations of the +million. They marked with pleasure the arms of some of the ancient +Bourbon nobility on the panels of some of the glittering equipages, +for all the aristocracy of France had not joined the banners of her +adversaries. + +Within the walls of the palace, in the reception room, the scene was +yet more dazzling. The draperies of the throne, at the foot of which +stood Josephine, more impressive from her native and winning +loveliness than the splendor of the priceless diamonds that decked her +brow and neck, and the emperor in the simple attire of a gentleman, +with no distinctive ornament save the grand cross of the Legion of +Honor: the draperies of the throne, we say, no longer presented the +golden lilies of the Bourbon, but the golden bees of Napoleon--symbols +of the industry and perseverance which had raised him to his rank. The +eye, as it roamed around the brilliant circle, encountered few of +those vapid faces which make the staple of the surroundings of an +hereditary throne. Every epaulet that sparkled there graced the +shoulder of a man who had won his grade by exposure, gallantry, and +intellect. There was the scarred veteran of the Sambre and the Meuse, +heroes who had crossed "that terrible bridge of Lodi" in the path of +the French tricolor and the face of the withering fire of Austrian +batteries--dim eyes that had been blighted by the burning sands of +Egypt, warriors who had braved the perils of the Alps, and the dangers +of the plains of Lombardy. + +Somewhat apart from the brilliant circle, in the embrasure of one of +the deep and lofty windows, stood a young officer, in conversation +with a beautiful young woman. The latter was attired in white satin, +and the rich lace veil that half hid the orange flower in her hair, +and descended gracefully over her faultless shoulders, proclaimed her +to be a bride. And the young soldier, her companion? The radiant pride +and joy that beamed from his fine dark eye, the animation of his +manner, and the tenderness of his tone, as he addressed the lady, +emphatically proclaimed the bridegroom. Such, indeed, were the +relations of Colonel Lioncourt and Leonide Lasalle, who had that day +only lost her maiden appellation at the altar of Notre Dame. + +So absorbed was the young colonel in the conversation, that it was +only after he had been twice addressed that he turned and noticed the +proximity of a third person. + +"Sorry to interrupt you, colonel," said the new comer, a young man +with dark lowering brows, deep-set eyes, and a sinister expression, +heightened by a sabre cut that traversed his left cheek diagonally, +"but his majesty desires to speak to you." + +"_Au revoir_, Leonide," said the young colonel to his bride; "I will +join you again in a few moments. The emperor is laconic enough in his +communications. Meanwhile, I leave you to the care of my friend." + +The emperor was already impatient, and the moment the colonel appeared +he grasped his arm familiarly, and led him aside, while the immediate +group of courtiers fell back respectfully, and out of earshot. + +"Colonel," said Napoleon, "I have news--great news. The enemies of +France will not give us a moment's repose. It is no longer England +alone that threatens us. I could have crushed England, had she met me +single handed. In a month my eagles would have lighted on the tower of +London. Russia, Austria, and Sweden have joined her. Our frontier is +threatened by half a million men. Lioncourt, you are brave and trusty, +and I will tell you what I dare communicate to few. My movements must +be as secret as the grave. Paris must not suspect them. What do you +think I propose doing?" + +"To strengthen the frontier by concentrating your troops on different +points, sire." + +Napoleon smiled. + +"No, Lioncourt; we will beard the lion in his den. I have broken up +the camp at Boulogne. I will rush at once into the heart of Germany. I +will separate the enemy's columns from each other. The first division +that marches against me shall be outflanked, attacked in the rear, and +cut to pieces. One after another they shall fall before me. In three +months I shall triumph over the coalition. I shall dictate terms of +peace from the field of battle. Lioncourt, they are short sighted. +They know nothing of me yet. They fancy that my heart is engaged in +these frivolous pomps and gayeties with which I amuse the people--that +I have become enervated by 'Capuan delights.' But you know me better. +You know that my throne is the back of my war horse--that the sword is +my sceptre, cannon my diplomatists. I wished for peace--they have +elected war; on their heads be the guilt and the bloodshed." + +He paused, out of breath with the rapidity of his utterance. Colonel +Lioncourt waited respectfully till he should recommence. + +"Colonel," he said, at last, in a tone of sadness, a melancholy shade +passing over his fine features, "they have described me as a +sanguinary monster. History will do me justice. History will attest +that I never drew the sword without just cause--that I returned it to +its scabbard on the earliest opportunity. Not on my soul the guilt of +slaughtered thousands, of villages burned, of peasants driven from +their homes, of fields ravaged, of women widowed, and children +orphaned. My whole soul yearns for peace. I would build my true +greatness on the promulgation of just laws, the culture of religion +and intellect, the triumphs of agriculture, and the arts of peace. But +I must obey my destiny. Europe must be ploughed by the sword. The +struggle is between civilization and barbarism, freedom and despotism, +the Frank and the Cossack. But I prate too long. Colonel, I sent for +you to pronounce a hard sentence. Your regiment of hussars is already +under arms. You must march to-night--instantly." + +"Sire," said Lioncourt, with a sigh. "This news will kill my poor +wife." + +"Josephine shall console her," said the emperor. "I would have +informed you earlier, but St. Eustache, your lieutenant colonel, whom +I now see talking with madame, advised me not to do so." + +"I thank him," muttered Lioncourt bitterly. + +"You have no time to lose. I counsel you to leave the presence +quietly. Let your wife learn that you have marched by a letter. Better +that than the agony of parting. I know something of human, and +particularly feminine, nature. Adieu, colonel. Courage and good +fortune." + +And so saying, the emperor glided easily back to the circle he had +left. Lioncourt's brain reeled under the blow he had received. He +gazed upon his wife as she stood radiant, beautiful, and unsuspicious, +under a glittering chandelier, with the same feelings with which a man +takes his last look of the shore as he sinks forever in the +treacherous wave. In another moment he was gone. The sentries +presented arms as he passed out of the palace. His orderly was in the +court yard holding his charger by the bridle. The colonel threw +himself into the saddle, and was soon at the head of the regiment. The +trumpets and kettledrums were mute--for such were the general orders +and the regiment rode out of the city in silence, broken only by the +heavy tramping of the horses' hoofs, and the clanking of scabbards +rebounding from their flanks. As they passed out of one of the gates, +the lieutenant colonel, St. Eustache, joined the column at a gallop, +and reported to his commander. + +St. Eustache had been a lover of Leonide Lasalle, had proposed for her +hand, and been rejected. Still, he had not utterly ceased to love her, +but his desire of possession was now mingled with a thirst of +vengeance. He both hated and loved the beautiful Leonide, while he +regarded his fortunate rival and commanding officer with feelings of +unmitigated hatred. Yet he had art enough to conceal his guilty +feelings and guilty projects. While he rode beside the colonel, his +thoughts ran somewhat in this vein:-- + +"Well, at least I have succeeded in marring their joy. Lioncourt's +triumph over me was short lived. He may never see his bride again. He +is venturesome and rash. We have sharp work before us, or I'm very +much mistaken, and Colonel Eugene Lioncourt may figure in the list of +killed in the first general engagement. Then I renew my suit, and if +Leonide again reject me, there's no virtue in determination." + +While the colonel's regiment was slowly pursuing its way, the +festivities at the Tuileries were drawing to a close. Madame Lioncourt +wondered very much at the absence of her husband, and still more so +when the guests began to depart, and he did not reappear to escort her +to her carriage. It was then that the empress honored her with an +interview, and, with tears in her beautiful eyes, informed her of her +husband's march in obedience to orders. The poor lady bore bravely up +against the effect of this intelligence so long as she was in the +presence of the emperor and empress; but when alone in her carriage, +on her way to her now solitary home, she burst into a flood of tears, +and it seemed as if her very heart were breaking. The next morning +brought a short but kind note from her husband. It was overflowing +with affection and full of hope. The campaign, conducted by Napoleon's +genius, he thought, could not fail to be brief, and he should return +with new laurels, to lay them at the feet of his lovely bride. This +little note was treasured up by Leonide as if it had been the relic of +a saint, and its words of love and promise cheered her day after day +in the absence of her husband. + +At last, news came to the capital from the seat of war. The battle of +Austerlitz had been fought and won. The cannon thundered from the +Invalides, Paris blazed with illuminations, and the steeples reeled +with the crashing peals of the joy bells. No particulars came at +first; many had been killed and wounded; but the French eagles were +victorious, and this was all the people at first cared for. +Lioncourt's regiment had covered itself with glory, but no special +mention was made of him in the first despatches. + +At last, one morning, a visitor was announced to Madame Lioncourt, and +she hastily descended to her salon to receive him. St. Eustache +advanced to meet her. She eagerly scanned his countenance as he held +out his hand. It was grave and sombre. A second glance showed her a +black crape sword knot on the hilt of his sabre. She fainted and sank +upon the floor before St. Eustache could catch her in his arms. He +summoned her maid, and the latter, with the assistance of another +servant, bore her mistress from the apartment. + +St. Eustache paced the room to and fro, occasionally raising his eyes +to contemplate the rich gilded ceiling, the paintings and statuettes, +which adorned the _salon_. + +"Some style here!" he muttered. "And they say she has this in her own +right. Lioncourt left her some funds, I fancy. Young, beautiful, rich; +by Jove, she is a prize." + +His meditations were interrupted by the return of Madame Lioncourt, +who motioned her visitor to be seated, and sank into a _fauteuil_ +herself. She was pale as marble, and her eyes were red with recent +tears, but her voice was calm and firm as she said,-- + +"I need hardly ask you, sir, if my poor husband has fallen. I could +read ill news in your countenance as soon as you appeared. Were you +near him when he fell?" + +"I was beside him, madame. We were charging the flying Russians. Our +horses, maddened with excitement, had carried us far in advance of our +column, when suddenly we were surrounded by a group of horsemen, who +took courage and rallied for a moment. Lioncourt was carrying death in +every blow he dealt, when a Russian cavalry officer, discharging his +pistol at point blank distance, shot him dead from the saddle. I saw +no more, for I was myself wounded and swept away in the torrent of the +fight. But he is dead. Even if that pistol shot had not slain him, the +hoofs of his own troopers, as they rushed madly forward in pursuit of +the enemy, would have trampled every spark of life out of his bosom." + +Leonide wrung her hands. + +"But you, at least, recovered his--his remains?" + +"Pardon, madame. I instituted a search for our colonel's body where he +fell. But the spot had already been visited by marauders. All the +insignia of rank had disappeared; and in the mangled heap of stripped +and mutilated corpses, it was impossible to distinguish friend from +foe." + +The widowed bride groaned deeply as she covered her face with her +handkerchief and rocked to and fro on her seat. + +"Madame," said St. Eustache, "I will no longer intrude upon your +grief. When time has somewhat assuaged the poignancy of your +affliction, I will again call on you to tender my respectful +sympathies." + +Time wore on, and with it brought those alleviations it affords to +even the keenest sorrow. The assiduity of friends compelled Madame +Lioncourt to lay aside her widow's weeds, and reappear in the great +world of fashion. There, whatever may have been her secret sorrow, she +learned to wear the mask of a smiling exterior, and even to appear +gayest among the gay, as if she sought forgetfulness in the wildest +excitement and most frivolous amusement. + +During all this time, St. Eustache, who had got a military appointment +at Paris, was ever at her side. It was impossible for her to avoid +him. He escorted her to her carriage when she left a ball room; he was +the first to claim her hand when she entered. He was so respectful, so +sad, so humble, that it was impossible to take offence at his +assiduities, and she even began to like him in spite of former +prejudices. Though it was evident that the freedom of her hand had +renewed his former hopes, still no words of his ever betrayed their +revival; only sometimes a suppressed sigh, the trembling of his hand +as it touched hers, gave evidence that could not be mistaken. + +Affairs were in this condition, when a brother of Leonide, Alfred +Lasalle, a young advocate from the provinces, came to establish +himself in Paris. He at once became the protector and guardian of his +sister, and, as such, conceived the same violent dislike to St. +Eustache that Leonide had formerly entertained towards him. St. +Eustache, after many fruitless attempts to conciliate the brother, +gave it up in despair. Still, whenever Alfred's affairs called him +away, he supplied his place with the young widow. + +At this time, play sometimes ran very high in the salons of the +capital; and Leonide rose from the _écarté_ table one night, indebted +to St. Eustache in the sum of a thousand crowns. + +"Call on me to-morrow," said Leonide, with a flushed face, "and I will +repay you." + +St. Eustache was pretty well acquainted with the affairs of the young +widow. He knew that she had been living on her capital for some time, +and that she had reached the limit of her resources. He knew that it +was utterly impossible for her to raise a thousand crowns in +twenty-four hours. She must, therefore, he thought, cancel her debt by +her hand. This was the alternative to which he had been manoeuvring +to bring her; therefore he entered her salon the next day with the air +of a victor. He was no longer covetous of wealth; he had prospered in +his own speculations, and was immensely rich; the hand of Leonide, +even without her heart, was now all he sought. + +Madame Lioncourt received him with the easy assurance of a woman of +the world. He, on his part, advanced with the grace of a French +courtier. + +"You came to remind me, sir," said the lady, "that I was unfortunate +at play last night." + +"No, madame," said St. Eustache, "it is yourself who reminds me of it. +Pardon me, I am somewhat acquainted with your circumstances. I know +that you are no longer as rich as you are beautiful----" + +"Sir!" + +"Pardon the allusion, madam; I did not intend to insult you, but only +to suggest that the payment of money was not the only method of +cancelling a debt." + +"I do not understand you, sir." + +"Leonide, it is time that you did understand me!" cried St. Eustache, +impetuously. "It is time that I should throw off the mask and assert +my claim to your hand. I loved you once--I love you still. You are now +in my power. You cannot pay me the money you owe me; but you can make +me happy. Your hand----" + +"Colonel St. Eustache," said the lady, coldly, as she rose and handed +him a pocket book, "be good enough to count those notes." + +St. Eustache ran over them hastily. + +"A thousand crowns, madame," he said. + +"Then the debt is cancelled. Never renew the proposal of this morning. +Good day, sir." + +With a haughty inclination of the head, she swept out of the room. + +"Never renew the proposal of this morning!" said St. Eustache to +himself. "A thousand furies! It shall be renewed to-night. She will be +at the masquerade at the opera house. I have bribed her chambermaid, +and know her dress. She shall hear me plead my suit. I have dared too +much, perilled too much, to give her up so easily." + + * * * * * + +Amidst the gay crowd at the opera house was a light figure in a pink +domino, attended by one in black. Not to make a mystery of these +characters, they were Madame Lioncourt and her brother. + +"Dear Alfred," said the lady, "I am afraid you impoverished yourself +to aid me in extricating myself from the toils of my persevering +suitor." + +"Say nothing of it, Leonide," replied Alfred. "Your liberty is cheaply +purchased by the sacrifice." + +"Lady, one word with you," said a low voice at her side. + +She turned, and beheld a pilgrim with scrip, staff, and cross, and +closely masked. + +"Twenty, if you will, reverend sir," she replied gayly. "But methinks +this is a strange scene for one of your solemn vocation." + +"The true man," replied the mask, "finds something to interest him in +every scene of life. Wherever men and women assemble in crowds, there +is always an opportunity for counsel and consolation. The pious +pilgrim should console the sad; and are not the saddest hearts found +in the gayest throngs?" + +"True, true," replied Leonide, with a deep sigh. + +"But you, at least, are happy, lady," said the pilgrim. + +"Happy! Could you see my face, you would see a mask more impenetrable +than this velvet one I wear. It is all smiles," she whispered. "But," +she added, laying her hand on her bosom,-- + + "'I have a silent sorrow here, + A grief I'll ne'er impart; + It heaves no sigh, it sheds no tear, + But it consumes my heart.'" + +"Can it be possible!" cried the pilgrim. "You have the reputation of +being one of the gayest of the Parisian ladies." + +"Then you know me not." + +"I know you by name, Madame Lioncourt." + +"Then you should know that name represents a noble and gallant +heart--the life of my own widowed bosom. You should know that +Lioncourt, the bravest of the brave, the truest of the true, lies in +a nameless grave at Austerlitz, the very spot unknown." + +"I too was at Austerlitz," said the pilgrim, in a deep voice. + +"You were at Austerlitz!" + +"Yes, madame, in the--hussars." + +"It was my husband's regiment." + +"Yes, madame. I was for a long time supposed to be dead. My comrades +saw me fall, and I was reported for dead. Faith, I came near dying. +But I fell into the hands of some good people, though they were +Austrians, and they took good care of me, and cured my wounds; and +here I am at last." + +"Ah! why," exclaimed Madame Lioncourt, "may this not have been the +fate of your colonel? Why may not he too have survived the carnage, +and been preserved in the same manner? His body was never recognized." + +"Very possibly Lioncourt may still be living." + +"Yet St. Eustache told me he was dead." + +"He is a false traitor!" cried the pilgrim. "Leonide!" cried he, with +thrilling emphasis, "you have borne bad news; can you bear good?" + +"God will give me strength to bear good tidings," cried the lady. + +"Then arm yourself with all your energy," said the stranger. +"Lioncourt lives." + +"Lives!" said Leonide, faintly, grasping the arm of the stranger to +support herself from falling. + +"Courage, madame; I tell you the truth. He lives." + +"Then take me to him. The crisis is past. I can bear to meet him; +nothing but delay will kill me now!" cried the lady, hurriedly. + +"He stands beside you!" said the stranger. + +A long, deep sigh, and Leonide lay in the arms of the pilgrim, who was +still masked. But she recovered herself with superhuman energy, and +said,-- + +"Come, come, I must see you. I must kneel at your feet. I must clasp +your hands; my joy--my love--my life!" + +"Room, room, there!" cried a seneschal. "The emperor!" + +"Dearest Leonide," whispered a voice in her ear, "I resolved to see +you again to-night, in spite of your prohibition to renew my suit." + +"Then wait here beside me; do not leave me," answered the lady, as she +recognized St. Eustache. + +"That will I not, dearest," was the fervent reply. + +Napoleon, with Josephine leaning on his arm, advanced through the +broad space cleared by the attendants, and when he had taken up a +position in the centre of the hall, near Lioncourt and his bride, St. +Eustache and Lasalle, gave the signal for the company to unmask. As +they obeyed, and every face was uncovered, his quick glance caught the +pale and handsome features of the young cavalry colonel. + +"What!" he exclaimed, impetuously. "Can the grave give up its dead? Do +our eyes deceive us? Is this indeed Lioncourt, whom we left dead upon +the field of Austerlitz? Advance, man, and satisfy our doubts." + +Lioncourt advanced, and the emperor laid his hand upon his arm. + +"You are pale as a ghost, man; but still you're flesh and blood. Give +an account of yourself. Speak quickly; don't you see these ladies are +dying of curiosity? and, faith, so I am too," he added, smiling. + +"Sire," said the colonel, "you will, perhaps, remember ordering my +regiment in pursuit of the flying Russians?" + +"Perfectly well; and they performed the service gallantly. Their rear +was cut to pieces." + +"St. Eustache and I rode side by side," pursued the colonel. + +"Here is St. Eustache," cried the emperor, beckoning the officer to +advance. + +"My dear colonel!" cried St. Eustache, embracing his old commander. + +"Go on, colonel," cried the emperor, stamping his foot impatiently. + +"We hung upon the flying rear of the enemy, sabring every man we +overtook. Faith, I hardly know what happened afterwards," said the +colonel, pausing. + +"Take up the thread of the story, St. Eustache," said the emperor; +"don't let it break off here." + +"Well, sire," said St. Eustache, drawing, a long breath, "as the +colonel and I were charging side by side, cutting right and left, +separated from our men by the superior speed of our horses, a Russian +officer wheeled and shot the colonel from his saddle." + +"That was how it happened, Lioncourt," said the emperor. "Now go on. +Afterwards----" + +"When I came to my senses, sire," resumed Lioncourt, gloomily, "I +found myself in the hands of some Austrian peasants. I had been +plundered of my epaulets and uniform, and they took me for a common +soldier. But they carried me to their cottage, and dressed my wound, +and eventually I got well." + +"But where were you wounded, colonel?" asked the emperor. + +"A pistol ball had entered behind my left shoulder, and came out by my +collar bone." + +"_Behind_ your left shoulder!" cried Napoleon. "And yet you were +facing the enemy. How was that?" + +"Because," said the colonel, sternly, "a Frenchman, a soldier, an +officer, a disappointed rival, took that opportunity of assassinating +me, and shot me with his own hostler pistol." + +"His name!" shouted the emperor, quivering with passion, "his name; do +you know him?" + +"Well.--It was Lieutenant Colonel St. Eustache!" + +All eyes were turned on St. Eustache. His knees knocked together, his +eyes were fixed, cold drops of perspiration stood on his forehead. But +in all that circle of indignant eyes, the detected criminal saw only +the eagle orbs of the emperor, that pierced to his very soul. + +"Is this charge true?" asked Napoleon, quickly, quivering with one of +his tremendous tornadoes of passion. + +St. Eustache could not answer; but he nodded his head. + +"Your sword!" cried the emperor. + +Mechanically the criminal drew his sabre; he had thrown off his +domino, and now stood revealed in the uniform he disgraced, and +offered the hilt to the emperor. Napoleon clutched it, and snapped the +blade under foot. Then, tearing off his epaulets, he threw them on the +floor, stamped on them, and beckoning to an officer who stood by, +gasped out,-- + +"A guard, a guard!" + +In a few minutes the tramp of armed men was heard in the saloon, and +the wretched culprit was removed. + +"_General_ Lioncourt," said the emperor to his recovered officer, +"your new commission shall be made out to-morrow. In the mean while +the lovely Leonide shall teach you to forget your trials." + +The assemblage broke up. Lioncourt, his wife, and her faithful brother +retired to their now happy home. + +The next day was fixed for the trial of the guilty St. Eustache before +a court martial--a mere formal preliminary to his execution, for he +had confessed his crime; but it appeared that during the preceding +night he had managed to escape. + +Flying from justice, the wretched criminal reached one of the bridges +that span the Seine. Climbing to the parapet, he gazed down into the +dark and turbid flood, now black as midnight, that rolled beneath the +yawning arch. There was no star in the sky, and here and there only a +dim light twinkled, reflected in the muddy wave. Daylight was +beginning to streak the east with sickly rays. Soon the great city +would be astir. Soon hoarse voices would be clamoring for the traitor, +the assassin, the dastard, who, in the hour of victory, had raised his +hand against a brother Frenchman. Soon, if he lingered, his ears would +be doomed to hear the death penalty--soon the muskets, whose fire he +had so often commanded, would be levelled against his breast. All was +lost,--all for which he had schemed and sinned,--the applause of his +countrymen, the favor of his emperor, the love of Leonide. At least, +he would disappoint Paris of a spectacle. He would die by his own act. +A sudden spring, a heavy plunge, a few bubbles breaking on the black +surface, and the wretched criminal was no more! + +Days afterwards, a couple of soldiers, lounging into La Morgue, the +dismal receptacle where bodies are exposed for identification, +recognized in a pallid and bloated corpse the remains of the late +lieutenant colonel of the ----th hussars. + +Lioncourt learned his fate, but it threw no shadow over his bright and +cloudless happiness. + + + + +A KISS ON DEMAND. + + +It was a very peculiar sound, something like the popping of a +champagne cork, something like the report of a small pocket pistol, +but exactly like nothing but itself. It was a kiss. + +A kiss implies two parties--unless it be one of those symbolical +kisses produced by one pair of lips, and wafted through the air in +token of affection or admiration. But this particular kiss was +genuine. The parties in the case were Mrs. Phebe Mayflower, the +newly-married wife of honest Tom Mayflower, gardener to Mr. Augustus +Scatterly, and that young gentleman himself. Augustus was a +good-hearted, rattle-brained spendthrift, who had employed the two or +three years which had elapsed since his majority in "making ducks and +drakes" of the pretty little fortune left him by his defunct sire. +There was nothing very bad about him, excepting his prodigal habits, +and by these he was himself the severest sufferer. Tom, his gardener, +had been married a few weeks, and Gus, who had failed to be at the +wedding, and missed the opportunity of "saluting the bride," took it +into his head that it was both proper and polite that he should do so +on the first occasion of his meeting her subsequently to that +interesting ceremony. Mrs. Mayflower, the other party interested in +the case, differed from him in opinion, and the young landlord kissed +her in spite of herself. But she was not without a champion, for at +the precise moment when Scatterly placed his audacious lips in contact +with the blooming cheek of Mrs. M., Tom entered the garden and beheld +the outrage. + +"What are you doing of, Mr. Scatterly?" he roared. + +"O, nothing, Tom, but asserting my rights! I was only saluting the +bride." + +"Against my will, Tommy," said the poor bride, blushing like a peony, +and wiping the offended cheek with her checked apron. + +"And I'll make you pay dear for it, if there's law in the land," said +Tom. + +"Poh, poh! don't make a fool of yourself," said Scatterly. + +"I don't mean to," answered the gardener, dryly. + +"You're not seriously offended at the innocent liberty I took?" + +"Yes I be," said Tom. + +"Well, if you view it in that light," answered Scatterly, "I shall +feel bound to make you reparation. You shall have a kiss from my +bride, when I'm married." + +"That you never will be." + +"I must confess," said Scatterly, laughing, "the prospect of repayment +seems rather distant. But who knows what will happen? I may not die a +bachelor, after all. And if I marry--I repeat it, my dear fellow--you +shall have a kiss from my wife." + +"No he shan't," said Phebe. "He shall kiss nobody but me." + +"Yes he shall," said Scatterly. "Have you got pen, ink, and paper, +Tom?" + +"To be sure," answered the gardener. "Here they be, all handy." + +Scatterly sat down and wrote as follows:-- + + "THE WILLOWS, August --, 18--. + + "Value received, I promise to pay Thomas Mayflower or order, + one kiss on demand. + + "AUGUSTUS SCATTERLY." + +"There you have a legal document," said the young man, as he handed +the paper to the grinning gardener. "And now, good folks, good by." + +"Mistakes will happen in the best regulated families," and so it +chanced that, in the autumn of the same year, our bachelor met at the +Springs a charming belle of Baltimore, to whom he lost his heart +incontinently. His person and address were attractive, and though his +prodigality had impaired his fortune, still a rich old maiden aunt, +who doted on him, Miss Persimmon Verjuice, promised to do the handsome +thing by him on condition of his marrying and settling quietly to the +management of his estate. So, under these circumstances, he proposed, +was accepted, and married, and brought home his beautiful young bride +to reside with Miss Verjuice at the Willows. + +In the early days of the honeymoon, one fine morning, when Mr. and +Mrs. Scatterly and the maiden aunt were walking together in the +garden, Tom Mayflower, dressed in his best, made his appearance, +wearing a smile of most peculiar meaning. + +"Julia," said Augustus, carelessly, to his young bride, "this is my +gardener, come to pay his respects to you--honest Tom Mayflower, a +very worthy fellow, I assure you." + +Mrs. Scatterly nodded condescendingly to the gardener who gazed upon +her with the open eyes of admiration. She spoke a few words to him, +inquired about his wife, his flowers, &c., and then turned away with +the aunt, as if to terminate the interview. + +But Tom could not take his eyes off her, and he stood, gaping and +admiring, and every now and then passing the back of his hand across +his lips. + +"What do you think of my choice, Tom?" asked Scatterly, +confidentially. + +"O, splendiferous!" said the gardener. + +"Roses and lilies in her cheeks--eh?" said Scatterly. + +"Her lips are as red as carnations, and her eyes as blue as +larkspurs," said the gardener. + +"I'm glad you like your new mistress; now go to work, Tom." + +"I beg pardon, Mr. Scatterly; but I called to see you on business." + +"Well--out with it." + +"Do you remember any thing about saluting the bride?" + +"I remember I paid the customary homage to Mrs. Mayflower." + +"Well, don't you remember what you promised in case of your marriage?" + +"No!" + +Tom produced the promissory note with a grin of triumph. "It's my turn +now, Mr. Scatterly." + +"What do you mean?" + +"I mean to kiss Mrs. Scatterly." + +"Go to the deuse, you rascal!" + +"O, what is the matter?" exclaimed both the ladies, startled by +Scatterly's exclamation, and turning back to learn the cause. + +"This fellow has preferred a demand against me," said Scatterly. + +"A legal demand," said the gardener, sturdily; "and here's the +dokiment." + +"Give it to me," said the old maid aunt. Tom handed her the paper with +an air of triumph. + +"Am I right?" said he. + +"Perfectly, young man," replied Miss Verjuice; "only, when my nephew +married, I assumed all his debts; and I am now ready myself to pay +your claim." + +"Fairly trapped, by Jupiter!" exclaimed Scatterly, in an ecstasy of +delight. + +"Stop, stop!" cried the unhappy gardener, recoiling from the withered +face, bearded lip, and sharp nose of the ancient spinster; "I +relinquish my claim--I'll write a receipt in full." + +"No, sir," said Scatterly; "you pressed me for payment this +moment--and you shall take your pay, or I discharge you from my +employ." + +"I am ready," said the spinster, meekly. + +Tom shuddered--crawled up to the old lady--shut his eyes--made up a +horrible face, and kissed her, while Mr. and Mrs. S. stood by, +convulsed with laughter. + +Five minutes afterwards, Tom entered the gardener's lodge, pale, weak, +and trembling, and sank into a chair. + +"Give me a glass of water, Phebe!" he gasped. + +"Dear, what has happened?" asked the little woman. + +"Happened! why that cussed Miss Verjuice is paying Mr. Scatterly's +debts." + +"Well?" + +"Well, I presented my promissory note--he handed it to +her--and--and--O murder!--_I've been kissing the old woman!_" + +Phebe threw her arms about his neck, and pressed her lips to his, and +Thomas Mayflower then and there solemnly promised that he would +nevermore have any thing to do with KISSES ON DEMAND! + + + + +THE RIFLE SHOT. + +A MADMAN'S CONFESSION. + + +It is midnight. The stealthy step of the restless maniac is no longer +heard in the long, cheerless corridors; the ravings of the incurable +cannot penetrate the deep walls of the cells in which their despair is +immured; even the guardians of the establishment are asleep. Without, +what silence! The branches of the immemorial trees hang pendulous and +motionless; the last railway train, with its monster eyes of light, +has thundered by. The neighboring city seems like one vast mausoleum, +over which the silent stars are keeping watch and ward, and weeping +silvery dew like angels' tears. Only crime and despair are sleepless. + +To my task. They allow me a lamp. They are not afraid that the +_madman_ will fire his living tomb and perish in the ruins. Wise men +of science! Cunning readers of the human heart, your decrees are +infallible. I am mad. But perhaps some eager individual whose eyes +shall rest upon these pages will pronounce a different sentence; +perhaps he may know how to distinguish _crime_ from _madness_. + +A vision of my youth comes over me--a happy boyhood--a tree-embowered +home, babbling brooks, fertile lawns--a father's blessing--a mother's +kiss that was both joy and blessing--a brother's brave and tender +friendship--and first love, that dearest, sweetest, holiest charm of +all. O God! that those things were and are not! It is agony to recall +them. + +Pass, too, the brief Elysian period of wedded love. Julia sleeps well +in her woodland grave. I was false to her memory. + +If my boyhood were happy, my manhood was a melancholy one. A morbid +temperament, fostered by indulgence, dropped poison even in the cup of +bliss. I loved and I hated with intensity. + +To my widowed home came, after the death of my wife, my fair cousin +Amy, and my young brother Norman. Both were orphans like myself. Amy +was a glorious young creature--my antithesis in every respect. She was +light hearted, I was melancholy; she was beautiful, I ill favored; she +was young, I past the middle age of life, arrived at that period when +philosophers falsely tell us that the pulses beat moderately, the +blood flows temperately, and the heart is tranquil. Fools! the fierce +passions of the soul belong not to the period of youth or early +manhood. But let my story illustrate my position. + +Amy filled my lonely home with mirth and music. She rose with the +lark, and carolled as wildly and gayly the livelong day, till, like a +child tired of play, she sank from very exhaustion on her pure and +peaceful couch. Norman was her playmate. In early manhood he retained +the buoyant and elastic spirit of his youth. His was one of those +natures which never grow old. Have you ever noticed one of those aged +men, whose fresh cheeks and bright eyes, and ardent sympathy with all +that is youthful and animated, belie the chronicle of Time? Such might +have been the age of Norman, had not----But I am anticipating. + +Between my cold and exhausted nature and Amy's warm, fresh heart, you +might have supposed that there could have been no union. Yet she +loved me warmly and well--loved me as a friend and father. I returned +her pure and innocent affection with a fierce passion. I longed to +possess her. The memory of her I had loved and lost was but as the +breath on the surface of a steel mirror, which heat displaces and +obliterates. + +I was not long in perceiving the exact state of her feelings towards +me, and with that knowledge came the instantaneous conviction of her +fondness for my brother, so well calculated to inspire a young girl's +love. I watched them with the keen and angry eyes of jealousy. I +followed them in their walks; I played the eavesdropper, and caught up +the words of their innocent conversation, endeavoring to turn them to +their disadvantage. By degrees I came to hate Norman; and what equals +in intensity a brother's hate? It surpasses the hate of woman. + +In the insanity of my passion--then I was insane indeed--I sought to +rival my brother in all those things in which he was my superior. He +was fond of field sports, and a master of all athletic exercises; he +was fond of bringing home the trophies of his manly skill and +displaying them in the eyes of his mistress. He could bring down the +hawk from the clouds, or arrest the career of the deer in full spring. +I practised shooting, and failed miserably. His good-natured smile at +my maladroitness I treasured up as a deadly wrong. While he rode +fearlessly, I trembled at the thought of a leap. He danced gracefully +and lightly; my awkward attempts at waltzing made both Amy and her +lover smile. + +But in mental accomplishments I was the superior of Norman; and in my +capacity of teacher both to Amy and my brother, I had ample +opportunity of displaying the powers of my mind. + +Amy was gifted with quick intelligence; Norman was a dull scholar. +What pleasure I took in humbling him in the eyes of his mistress! what +asperity and scorn I threw into my pedantic rebukes! Norman was +astonished and wounded at my manner. As he was in a good degree +dependent on me, as he owed to me his nurture, sustenance, and +training, I took full advantage of our relative position. With +well-feigned earnestness and sorrow, I exaggerated my pecuniary +embarrassments, and pointed out to him the necessity of his providing +for himself, suggesting, with tears in my eyes, that he must adopt +some servile trade or calling, as his melancholy deficiencies +precluded the possibility of his success in any other line. + +Norman had little care for money. Before the fatal advent of Amy, I +had supplied him freely with the means of gratifying his tastes; but +when I found that he expended his allowance in presents for his fair +cousin, on the plea of hard necessity I restricted his supplies, and +finally limited him to a pittance, which only a feeble regard for the +memory of our indulgent mother forced me to grant. + +One day--I remember it well--he came to me with joy depicted in his +countenance, and displayed a recent purchase, the fruits of his forced +economy. It was a fine rifle; and he urged me and Amy to come and see +him make a trial of the weapon. I rebuked him for his extravagance +with a sharpness which brought tears into his eyes--but I consented to +witness the trial. His first shot centered the target. He loaded +again, and handed the weapon to me. My bullet was nowhere to be found. +Norman's second shot lapped his first. Mine was again wide of the +mark. Norman laughed thoughtlessly. Amy looked grave, for with a +woman's quickness she had guessed at the truth of my feelings. I cut +the scene short by summoning both to their studies. That morning +Norman, whose thoughts were with his rifle, blundered sadly in his +mathematics, and I rebuked him with more than my usual asperity. + +Be it understood that my character stood high with the world. I was +not undistinguished in public life, and had the rare good fortune to +conciliate both parties. I was a working man in many charitable and +philanthropic societies. I was a member of a church, and looked up to +as a model of piety. As a husband and brother, I was held up as an +example. I had so large a capital of character, I could deal in crime +to an unlimited amount. + +Some days after the occurrence just related, I was alone with my +brother in the library. + +"Come, Norman," said I, "leave those stupid books. Study is a poor +business for a young free heart like yours. Leave books for old age +and the rheumatism." + +Norman sprang up joyously. "With all my heart, brother; I'm with you +for a gallop or a ramble." + +"I'm but a poor horseman, and an indifferent walker," I answered. +"What do you say to a little rifle practice? I should like to try to +mend my luck." + +Norman's rifle was in his hand in a moment, and whistling his favorite +spaniel, he sallied forth with me into the bright, sunshiny autumnal +day. We hied to a hollow in the woods where he had set up a target. He +made the first shot--a splendid one--and then reloaded the rifle. + +"Take care," said he, "how you handle the trigger; you know the lock +is an easy one--I am going to have it altered." And he went forward to +set the target firmer in the ground, as his shot had shaken it. + +He was twenty paces off--his back turned towards me. I lifted the +rifle, and covered him with both sights. It was the work of a moment. +My hand touched the trigger. A sharp report followed--the puff of +blue smoke swirled upward--and my brother fell headlong to the ground. +The bullet had gone crashing through his skull. He never moved. + +A revulsion of feeling instantly followed. All the love of former +years--all the tender passages of our boyhood--rushed through my brain +in an instant. I flew to him and raised him from the earth. At sight +of his pale face, beautiful in death, of his long bright locks dabbled +in warm blood, I shrieked in despair. A mother bewailing her first +born could not have felt her loss more keenly, or mourned it more +wildly. Two or three woodmen rushed to the spot. They saw, as they +supposed, the story at a glance. One of those accidents so common to +the careless use of firearms--and I was proverbially unacquainted with +their use--had produced the catastrophe. We were borne home, for I had +fainted, and was as cold and lifeless as my victim. What passed during +a day or two I scarcely remember. Something of strange people in the +house--of disconnected words of sympathy--of a coffin--a funeral--a +pilgrimage to the woodland cemetery, where my parents and my wife +slept--are all the memory records of those days. + +Then I resumed the full possession of my senses. Amy's pale face and +shadowy form were all that were left of _her_--my brother's seat at +the table and the fireside were empty. But his clothes, his picture, +his riding cap and spurs, a thousand trifles scattered round, called +up his dread image every day to the fratricide. His dog left the house +every morning, and came not back till evening. One day he was found +dead in the graveyard where his master had been laid. + +Amy clung to me with despairing love. She _would_ talk of the lost +one. She _would_ find every day in me some resemblance to him. +Perhaps she would even have wedded in me the memory of the departed. +But that thought was too horrible. I loved her no longer. + +Friends came to condole with me. Every word of sympathy was a barbed +arrow. I could bear it no longer. Conscience stung me not to madness, +but confession. I repelled sympathy--I solicited denunciation. I told +them I was my brother's murderer. I forced my confession on every one +who would hear it. Then it became rumored about that my "fine mind," +so they phrased it, had given way beneath the weight of sorrow. I was +regarded with fear. A physician of my acquaintance made me a friendly +visit, and shook his head when he heard my story. One day this +gentleman invited me to ride in his carriage. He left me here. Society +believes me mad--that I am not, is to me a miracle. + +O ye wise ones of the earth,--legislators of the land,--would ye +avenge the blood that has been spilt by violence on the ruthless +murderer, would ye inflict punishment upon him, spare and slay him +not. Take down the gallows, and in its place erect your prisons doubly +strong, for there, within their ever-during walls of granite, lies the +hell of the villain who has robbed his brother of his life. + + + + +THE WATER CURE. + + +Since the introduction of the limpid waters of Lake Cochituate into +the goodly city of Boston, the water commissioners have had their +hands full of business, for the various accidents incidental to the +commencement of the service, the bursting of pipes, the demands for +payments of damages, applications for accommodations, &c., have +rendered the offices no sinecures. + +The other day, a poorly but decently-dressed Irish woman entered the +office of the commissioners on Washington Street, and walked up to the +head clerk. + +"Well, my good woman, what do you want?" + +"I want to see the dochthor." + +"The doctor! what doctor?" + +"How should I know his name, and me niver seeing him?" + +"This is the water commissioner's office, my good woman." + +"Ah! and sure I've hard of the wonderful cures you've made. If my poor +Teddy had been alive at this moment, he wouldn't have been dead the +day." + +"O, you want the water brought into your house." + +"Sure and I'd like that same." + +"Well, where do you live?" + +"Broad Strate--near Purchase Strate--it's a small cellar I have to +myself. I used to take boarders; but it's poorly I am, and I can't +work as I used to, dochthor." + +"Well, haven't you got any water?" + +"Divil a bit. I have to take my pail and go to Bread Strate for it." + +"And the water doesn't come into your cellar?" + +"Sure it comes into me cellar sometimes--but it's as salt as brine; +it's the say water. I've tried to drink it, but it made me sick. O, +I'm bad, dochthor, dear; if you think the water'll cure me, tell me +where I can get it." + +"You've got the pipes down your way?" + +"I've got the pipes, dochthor, dear--but sorrow a bit of tibaccy. Do +you think smoking is good for the rheumatiz?" + +"There's some mistake here," said the clerk; "what's that you've got +in your hand?" + +"They tould me to bring this bit ov pasteboord here, sure." + +The clerk took it. It was a dispensary ticket. He explained the +mistake, and told the applicant where she should go to obtain medicine +and advice. + +"No, dochthor, dear--it's no mistake--it's the water cure I'm after. +Sure it's the blissid wather that saves us. There was Pat Murphy that +brak his leg when he fell with a hod of bricks aff the ladder in Say +Strate, and they put a bit of wet rag round it, and the next wake he +was dancing a jig to the chune of Paddy Rafferty, at the ball given by +the Social Burial Society. And there was my sister Molly's old man, +Phelim, that was took bad wid the fever--and he drank walth of +whiskey, but it never did him a bit of good--but when he lift off the +whiskey, and drank nothin' but wather, he came round in a wake. O, +dochthor, let me have the blissid water." + +"You must see your landlord about that." + +"You wouldn't sind me to him, dochthor." + +"I'm no doctor, good woman," said the clerk, now thoroughly annoyed, +"and you've come to the wrong shop, as I told you." + +"How do you use the water?" inquired the woman. + +"Why, you turn the cock and let it on--in this way," said the clerk, +letting a little Cochituate into a basin. "There, go along now, and go +to the doctor's, as I have directed you." + +"Sorrow a dochthor I go to but the water dochthor, this blissid day," +said the woman, and she left the office. + +She repaired to her cellar in no enviable frame of mind. She was sick +and discouraged, and labored under the impression that she had been to +the right place, but they had imposed upon her, from an unwillingness +to aid her. In the mean while, however, during her absence, a service +pipe had been admitted into her premises by the landlord, though she +was not aware of the fact. She became acquainted with it soon enough, +however. The next morning, about four o'clock, as she lay on the +floor, bemoaning her hard fate and the neglect of the "dochthor," she +heard a rushing noise. The water pipe had burst, and a stream, like a +fountain, was now steadily falling into the cellar. + +"Bless their hearts!" exclaimed the old woman, "they haven't forgotten +the poor. The dochthor's sent the water at last--and I must lie still +and take it." + +The first shock of the invading flood was a severe one. + +"Millia murther!" she exclaimed, "how could it is! Dochthor, dear, +couldn't ye have let me had it a thrifle warmer?" + +The water continued to pour in, and she was thoroughly soaked. Under +the belief that the doctor must be somewhere about, superintending the +operation, but keeping himself out of sight from motives of delicacy, +she continued to address him. + +"There! dochthor, dear. Blessings on ye! That'll do for this time. +It's could I am! Stop it, dochthor! I've had enough! It's too good for +the likes of me. I fale betther, dochthor; I won't throuble ye more, +dochthor; many thanks to ye, dochthor! do ye hear? It's drowning I +am!" + +By this time she had risen, and was standing ankle deep in water. As +the element was still rising, and the "dochthor" failed to make his +appearance, the poor woman climbed upon a stool, which was soon +insulated by the tide. From this she managed to escape in a large +bread trough, and ferried herself over to a shelf, where she lay in +comparative safety, watching the rising of the waters. + +What would have been her fate, if she had remained alone, it is +impossible to say. After some time the noise of waters alarmed the +neighbors; they came to see what was the matter, and finally succeeded +in rescuing the tenant of the cellar from the threatened deluge. She +was comfortably cared for by a fellow-countrywoman, and a regular +dispensary physician sent for. Wonderful to relate, the shock of the +cold bath had accomplished one of those accidental cures, of which +many are recorded in the history of rheumatic disorders; and in a few +days, the sufferer was on her legs again. Furthermore, her sickness +had proved the means of interesting several benevolent individuals in +her fate, and by their assistance she was established in a little +shop, where she is making an honest penny, and laying by something +against a rainy day. This she all attributes to the "blissid wather," +and, in her veneration for the element, has totally abjured whiskey, +and signed the pledge, an act which gives assurance of her future +fortune. + + + + +THE COSSACK. + +CHAPTER I. + + I'd give + The Ukraine back again to live + It o'er once more, and be a page, + The happy page, who was the lord + Of one soft heart and his own sword. + + MAZEPPA. + +Count Willnitz was striding to and fro in the old hall of his +ancestral castle, in the heart of Lithuania. Through the high and +narrow Gothic windows the light fell dimly into the cold apartment, +just glancing on the massive pillars, and bringing into faint relief +the dusty banners and old trophies of arms that hung along the walls, +for the wintry day was near its close. The count was a dark-browed, +stern-featured man. His cold, gray eyes were sunken in their orbits; +and deep lines were drawn about his mouth, as if some secret grief +were gnawing at his vitals. And, indeed, good cause existed for his +sorrow; for, but a few days previously, he had lost his wife. They had +buried the countess at midnight, as was the custom of the family, in +the old, ancestral vault of the castle. Vassal and serf had waved +their torches over the black throat of the grave, and the wail of +women had gone up through the rocky arches. Still the count had been +seen to shed no tear. An old warrior, schooled in the stern academy +of military life, he had early learned to conquer his emotions; +indeed, there were those who said that nature, in moulding his +aristocratic form, had forgotten to provide it with a heart; and this +legend found facile credence with the cowering serfs who owned his +sway, and the ill-paid soldiers who followed his banner. The last male +descendant of a long and noble line, he was ill able to maintain the +splendor of his family name; for his dominions had been "curtailed of +their fair proportion," and his finances were in a disordered state. + +As, like Hardicanute in the old ballad, + + "Stately strode he east the wa', + And stately strode he west," + +there entered a figure almost as grim and stern as himself. This was +an old woman who now filled the office of housekeeper, having +succeeded to full sway on the death of the countess, the young +daughter of the count being unable or unwilling to assume any care in +the household. + +"Well, dame," said the count, pausing in his walk, and confronting the +old woman, "how goes it with you, and how with Alvina? Still sorrowing +over her mother's death?" + +"The tears of a maiden are like the dews in the morning, count," +replied the old woman. "The first sunbeam dries them up." + +"And what ray of joy can penetrate the dismal hole?" asked the count. + +"Do you remember the golden bracelet you gave your lady daughter on +her wedding day?" inquired the old woman, fixing her keen, gray eye on +her master's face as she spoke. + +"Ay, well," replied the count; "golden gifts are not so easily +obtained, of late, that I should forget their bestowal But what of the +bawble?" + +"I saw it in the hands of the page Alexis, when he thought himself +unobserved." + +"How!" cried the count, his cheek first reddening, and then becoming +deadly pale with anger; "is the blood of the gitano asserting its +claim? Has he begun to pilfer? The dog shall hang from the highest +battlement of the castle!" + +"May it not have been a free gift, sir count?" suggested the hideous +hag. + +"A free gift! What mean you? A love token? Ha! dare you insinuate? And +yet her blood is----" + +"Hush! walls have sometimes ears," said the old woman, looking +cautiously around. "The gypsy child you picked up in the forest is now +almost a man; your daughter is a woman. The page is beautiful; they +have been thrown much together. Alvina is lonely, romantic----" + +"Enough, enough!" said the count, stamping his foot. "I will watch +him. If your suspicions be correct----" He paused, and added between +his clinched teeth, "I shall know how to punish the daring of the dog. +Away!" + +The old woman hobbled away, rubbing her skinny hands together, and +chuckling at the prospect of having her hatred of the young countess +and the page, both of whom had excited her malevolence, speedily +gratified. + +Count Willnitz was on the eve of a journey to Paris with his daughter. +They were to start in a day or two. This circumstance brought on the +adventure we shall speedily relate. + +Between Alexis, the beautiful page whom the late countess had found +and fancied among a wandering Bohemian horde, and the high-born +daughter of the feudal house, an attachment had sprung up, nurtured +by the isolation in which they lived, and the romantic character and +youth of the parties. About to be separated from his mistress for a +long time, the page had implored her to grant him an interview, and +the lovers met in an apartment joining the suite of rooms appropriated +to the countess, and where they were little likely to be intruded +upon. In the innocence of their hearts, they had not dreamed that +their looks and movements had been watched, and they gave themselves +up to the happiness of unrestrained converse. But at the moment when +the joy of Alexis seemed purest and brightest, the gathering thunder +cloud was overhanging him. At the moment when, sealing his pledge of +eternal fidelity and memory in absence, he tremblingly printed a first +and holy kiss upon the blushing cheek of Alvina, an iron hand was laid +upon his shoulder, and, torn ruthlessly from the spot, he was dashed +against the wall, while a terrible voice exclaimed,-- + +"Dog, you shall reckon with me for this!" + +Alvina threw herself at her father's feet. + +"Pardon--pardon for Alexis, father! I alone am to blame." + +"Rise! rise!" thundered the count. "Art thou not sufficiently +humiliated? Dare to breathe a word in his favor, and it shall go hard +with thy minion. Punishment thou canst not avert; say but a word, and +that punishment becomes death; for he is mine, soul and body, to have +and to hold, to head or to hang--my vassal, my slave! What ho, there!" + +As he stamped his foot, a throng of attendants poured into the room. + +"Search me that fellow!" cried the count, pointing with his finger to +Alexis. + +A dozen officers' hands examined the person of Alexis, one of them, +more eager than the rest, discovered a golden bracelet, and brought it +to the count. + +"Ha!" cried the count, as he gazed upon the trinket; "truly do I +recognize this bawble. Speak, dog! when got'st thou this?" + +Alvina was about to speak, and acknowledge that she had bestowed it; +but before she could utter a syllable, the page exclaimed,-- + +"I confess all--I stole it." + +"Enough!" cried the count. "Daughter, retire to your apartment." + +"Father!" cried the wretched girl, wringing her hands. + +"Silence, countess!" cried the count, with terrific emphasis. +"Remember that I wield the power of life and _death_!" + +Casting one look of mute agony at the undaunted page, the hapless lady +retired from the room. + +"Zabitzki," said the count, addressing the foremost of his attendants, +"take me this thieving dog into the court yard, and lay fifty stripes +upon his back. Then bear him to the dungeon in the eastern turret that +overlooks the moat; there keep him till you learn my further +pleasure." + +The page was brave as steel. His cheek did not blanch, nor did his +heart quail, as he heard the dreadful sentence. His lips uttered no +unmanly entreaty for forgiveness; but, folding his arms, and drawing +up his elegant figure to its full height, he fixed his eagle eye upon +the count, with a glance full of bitter hatred and mortal defiance. +And afterwards, when submitting to the ignominious punishment, with +his flesh lacerated by the scourge, no groan escaped his lips that +might reach the listening ear of Alvina. He bore it all with Spartan +firmness. + +Midnight had struck when the young countess, shrouded in a cloak, and +bearing a key which she had purchased by its weight in gold, ascended +to the eastern turret, resolved to liberate the prisoner. The door +swung heavily back on its rusted hinges as she cautiously entered the +dungeon. Drawing back the slide from a lantern she carried in her left +hand, she threw its blaze before her, calling out at the same time, +"Alexis!" + +No voice responded. + +"They have murdered him!" she murmured, as she rushed forward and +glanced wildly around her. + +The cell was empty. She sprang to the grated window. The bars had been +sawn through and wrenched apart, with the exception of one, from which +dangled a rope made of fragments of linen and blanket twisted and +knotted together. Had Alexis escaped, or perished in the attempt? The +moat was deep and broad; but the page was a good swimmer and a good +climber, and his heart was above all proof. There was little doubt in +the mind of his mistress that fortune had favored him. Sinking on her +knees, she gave utterance to a fervent thanksgiving to the almighty +Power which had protected the hapless boy, and then retired to her +couch to weep in secret. The next day the castle rang with the escape +of Alexis. Messengers were sent out in pursuit of him in every +direction; but a fall of snow in the latter part of the night +prevented the possibility of tracking him, and even the dogs that the +count put upon the scent were completely baffled. The next day the +count and his daughter started on their journey. + + +CHAPTER II. + + For time at last sets all things even; + And if we do but watch the hour, + There never yet was human power + Which could evade, if unforgiven, + The patient search and vigil long + Of him who treasures up a wrong. + + BYRON. + + +Years had passed away. The storm of war had rolled over the country, +and the white eagle of Poland had ceased to wave over an independent +land. Count Willnitz and his daughter had returned to the old castle; +the former stern and harsh as ever, the latter completely in the power +of an inexorable master. She had received no tidings of Alexis, and +had given him up as lost to her forever. Her father, straightened in +his circumstances and menaced with ruin, had secured relief and safety +by pledging his daughter's hand to a wealthy nobleman, Count Radetsky, +who was now in the castle awaiting the fulfilment of the bargain. + +"Go, my child," said the count, with more gentleness than he usually +manifested in his manner. "You must prepare yourself for the altar." + +"Father," said the young girl, earnestly, "does he know that I love +him not?" + +"I have told him all, Alvina." + +"And yet he is willing to wed me!" She raised her eyes to heaven, +rose, and slowly retired to her room. + +Louisa, the old woman presented in the first scene of our tale, decked +the unfortunate girl in her bridal robes, and went with her to the +chapel, where her father and Radetsky awaited her. An old priest +mumbled over the ceremony, and joined the hands of the bride and +bridegroom. The witnesses were few--only the vassals of the count; and +no attempt at festivity preceded or followed the dismal ceremony. + +Alvina retired to her chamber when it was over, promising to join her +bridegroom at the table in a few moments. The housekeeper accompanied +her. + +"I give you joy, Countess Radetsky," said the old woman. + +"I sorely need it," was the bitter answer. "I have sacrificed myself +to the duty I owe my sole surviving parent." + +The old woman rubbed her hands and chuckled as she noted the tone of +anguish in which these words were uttered. + +"I can now speak out," she said. "After long years of silence, the +seal is removed from my lips. I can now repay your childish scorn, and +bitter jests, by a bitterer jest than any you have yet dreamed of. +Countess Radetsky----" + +"Spare me that name," said the countess. + +"Nay, sweet, it is one you will bear through life," said the hag, "and +you had better accustom yourself early to its sound. Know, then, my +sweet lady, that the count, my master, had no claims on your +obedience." + +"How?" + +"He is a childless man. He found you an abandoned orphan. Struck with +your beauty, he brought you to his lady, and, though they loved you +not, they adopted you, with a view to making your charms useful to +them when you should have grown up. The count has amply paid himself +to-day for all the expense and trouble you have put him to. He has +sold you to an eager suitor for a good round price. Ha, ha!" + +"And you knew this, and never told me!" cried the hapless girl. + +"I was bound by an oath not to reveal the secret till you were +married. And I did not love you enough to perjure myself." + +"Wretch--miserable wretch!" cried Alvina. "Alas! to what a fate have I +been doomed! Ah! why did they not let me rather perish than rear me to +this doom? My heart is given to Alexis--my hand to Radetsky!" + +"Go down, sweet, to your bridegroom," said the old woman, who was +totally deaf to her complaints, "or he will seek you here." + +Alvina descended to the banquet hall, uncertain what course to pursue. +Escape appeared impossible, and what little she knew of Radetsky +convinced her that he was as pitiless and base as her reputed father. +She sank into a seat, pale, inanimate, and despairing. + +At that moment, ere any one present could say a word, a man, white +with terror, rushed into the hall, and stammered out,-- + +"My lord count!" + +"What is it, fellow? Speak!" + +"The Cossacks!" cried the man. And his information was confirmed by a +loud hurrah, or rather yell, that rose without. + +"Raise the drawbridge!" cried the count. "Curses on it!" he added, "I +had forgotten that drawbridge and portcullis, every means of defence, +were gone long ago." + +"The Cossacks are in the court yard!" cried a second servant, rushing +in. + +"A thousand curses on the dogs!" cried Radetsky, drawing his sword. +"Count, look to your child; I will to the court yard with your +fellows, to do what we may." + +By this time the court yard of the castle was filled with uproar and +turmoil. The clashing of swords was mingled with pistol shots and +groans, the shouts of triumph and the shrieks of despair. Alvina, left +alone by her father and Radetsky, trembled not at the prospect of +approaching death; she felt only joy at her deliverance from the arms +of a hated bridegroom. But when the crackling of flames was heard, +when a lurid light streamed up against the window, when wreaths of +smoke began to pour in from the corridors, the instinct of +self-preservation awakened in her breast, and almost unconsciously she +shrieked aloud for help. + +Her appeal was answered unexpectedly. A tall, plumed figure dashed +into the room; a vigorous arm was thrown around her waist, and she was +lifted from her feet. Her unknown preserver, unimpeded by her light +weight, passed into the corridor with a fleet step. The grand +staircase was already on fire, but, drawing his furred cloak closely +around her, the stranger dashed through the flames, and bore her out +into the court yard. Almost before she knew it, she was sitting behind +him on a fiery steed. The rider gave the animal the spur, and he +dashed through the gate, followed by a hundred wild Cossacks, shouting +and yelling in the frenzy of their triumph. + +Gratitude for an escape from a dreadful death was now banished from +Alvina's mind by the fear of a worse fate at the hands of these wild +men. + +"You have saved my life," she said to her unknown companion; "do not +make that life a curse. Take pity on an unfortunate and sorely +persecuted girl. I have no ransom to pay you; but free me, and you +will earn my daily prayers and blessings." + +"Fear nothing," answered a deep and manly voice. "No harm is intended +thee; no harm shall befall thee. I swear it on the word of a Cossack +chieftain." + +Alvina was tranquillized at once by the evident sincerity of the +assurance. + +"You are alone now in the world," pursued the stranger "I strove to +save your bridegroom, but he fell before I reached him." + +"I loved him not," answered Alvina, coldly; "I mourn him not." + +"You may hate me for the deed," said the stranger, "and I would fain +escape that woe; but here I vouch it in the face of heaven, Count +Willnitz fell by my hand. My sabre clove him to the teeth. Years had +passed, but I could not forget that he once laid the bloody scourge +upon my back." + +"Alexis!" cried Alvina, now recognizing her preserver. + +"Yes, dear but unfortunate girl," cried the Cossack leader, turning +and gazing on the young girl, "I feel that thou art lost to me +forever. I have slain thy father. Love for thee should have stayed my +hand; but I had sworn an oath of vengeance, and I kept my vow." + +"Alexis," whispered Alvina, "he was not my father. He was my bitterest +enemy. Nor am I nobly born. Like you, I am an orphan." + +"Say you so?" shouted the Cossack. "Then thou art mine--mine and +forever--joy of my youth--blessing of my manhood!" + +"Yes, thine--thine only." + +"But bethink thee, sweetest," said the Cossack; "I lead a strange wild +life." + +"I will share it with thee," said Alvina, firmly. + +"My companions are rude men." + +"I shall see only thee." + +"My home is the saddle, my palace the wide steppe." + +"With thee, Alexis, I could be happy any where." + +"Then be it so," said the Cossack, joyously. "What ho!" he shouted, at +the top of his ringing, trumpet-like voice. "Comrades, behold your +hetman's bride!" + +From mouth to mouth the words of the Cossack chieftain were repeated, +and oft as they were uttered wild shouts of joy rose from the bearded +warriors; for they had loved the gallant Alexis from the moment when, +a wayworn, famished, and bleeding fugitive, he came among them. They +galloped round and round the hetman and his fair companion in dizzying +circles, like the whirling leaves of autumn, firing their pistols, +brandishing their lances and sabres, and making the welkin ring with +their terrific shouts. Alvina clung, terrified, to the waist of her +lover, and he finally silenced the noisy demonstrations by a wave of +his hand. Then, under his leadership, and in more regular order, the +formidable band of horsemen pursued their march to those distant +solitudes where happiness awaited their chieftain and his bride. + + + + +MARRIED FOR MONEY. + + +"Jack Cleveland!" exclaimed a fast young man in a drab driving coat +with innumerable capes, (it was twenty years ago, reader, in the palmy +days of Tom and Jerry and tandem teams,) as he encountered an equally +fast young man in Cornhill; "what's the matter with you?" + +"It's all over, Frank; I've gone and done it." + +"Gone and done what, you spooney?" + +"Proposed." + +"Proposed what?--a match at billiards, a trot on the milldam, or a +main of cocks?" + +"Pooh!--something more serious," said Cleveland, gravely; "I've +offered myself." + +"Offered yourself? To whom?" + +"Widow--Waffles--shy name--never mind--soon changed--one hundred and +fifty thousand--cool, eh?--age forty--good looks--married for +money--sheriff would have it--no friends--pockets to let--pays my +debts--sets me up--house in Beacon Street--carriage--can't help it." + +"You're a candidate for Bedlam," said Frank; "I've a great mind to +order you a strait jacket." + +"Be my bridesman--see me off--eh?" asked Cleveland. + +"Yes, yes, of course--it will be great fun." + +And so it was. Jack Cleveland was united to the widow Waffles in Trinity +Church, and a smashing wedding it was. The party that followed it was, to +use Cleveland's own expressions, "a crusher--all Boston invited--all Africa +waiting--wax lights--champagne--music--ices--pretty girls--a bang-up +execution." + +During the honeymoon Jack Cleveland was all attention to his bride, +(_il faut soigner les anciennes_,) but he promised to indemnify +himself by taking full and complete liberty so soon as that +interesting period of time had been brought to a close. Besides, his +chains sat lightly at first; for the widow was one of those splendid +Lady Blessington kind of women, who at forty have just arrived at the +imperial maturity of their charms, and she was deeply enamoured of the +young gentleman whom she had chosen for her second partner in the +matrimonial speculation. Moreover, she paid the debts of the fast +young man with an exemplary cheerfulness. The only drawback to this +gush of felicity was that her property was "tied up;" not a cent could +Cleveland handle except by permission of his lady. Then she kept him +as close to her apron strings as she did her Blenheim spaniel; she +required him to obey her call as promptly as her coachman. Galling to +his pride though it was, he was even forced to go a shopping with her; +and the elegant Cleveland, who once thought it degrading to carry an +umbrella, might be seen loaded with bandboxes, or nonchalantly lilting +bundles of cashmere shawls. The only difference between Mrs. +Cleveland's husband and her footman was that he received wages; but +then the footman could leave when he chose, and there the parallel +ended. Jack's habits had to submit to a rigid and inexorable +censorship. "Those odious cigars" were prohibited, and then "his list +of friends" was challenged. Frank Aikin, the bridesman, was tolerated +the longest of all, and then he was "bluffed off" by Mrs. Cleveland, +who determined to make her husband a domestic man. It was the old +story of Hercules and Omphale modernized to suit the times. + +Jack began to think the happiest day of his life had made him the most +miserable dog alive, and, like Sir Peter Teazle, "had lost all comfort +in the world before his friends had done wishing him joy." But his +debts were paid--that was a great consolation. Several streets in +Boston, which were blocked up by creditors, as those of London were to +the respected Mr. Richard Swiveller, were now opened by the magic wand +of matrimony. He could exhibit his "Hyperion curls" in Washington +Street, without any fear of a gentle "reminder" in the shape of a tap +upon the shoulder. + +One morning, however, a lady was ushered up into the splendid drawing +room in Beacon Street, being announced as Madame St. Germain. She was +a showy French woman, about the same age as Mrs. Cleveland, and the +latter waited with some curiosity to learn the object of her visit. + +"You are Mrs. Cleveland, I believe," said the French woman. + +Mrs. Cleveland bowed in her stateliest manner. + +"You have undertaken, I learn, to pay the debts of Monsieur Cleveland, +contracted before your marriage." + +Mrs. Cleveland bowed again. + +"I hold a note of his drawn in my favor for a thousand dollars, +payable at sight, with interest, dated two years back." + +"What was it given for?" asked Mrs. Cleveland, with some asperity. + +"Pardon me, madam--I cannot state that without the permission of your +husband." + +Mrs. Cleveland applied her hand vigorously to a bell-pull +communicating with her husband's dressing room. + +He made his presence in a splendid _robe de chambre_ and a Turkish cap +with a gold tassel. + +"This woman," said his better half, "says you owe her a thousand +dollars." + +"Monsieur cannot deny it," said the French woman, fixing her keen +black eyes on the thunder-struck Cleveland. + +"It's all right--pay her up!" said Mr. Cleveland. + +"Not till I know what the debt was incurred for." + +"I can't tell you," said Mr. Cleveland. + +"I insist," said Mrs. Cleveland, stamping her foot. + +"Then I won't tell--if you die!" said the rebellious Cleveland. + +"I shall trouble you, ma'am, to leave my house," said the irritated +mistress of the mansion. "Not one farthing on that note do you get out +of me." + +"Then I shall be under the unpleasant necessity of taking legal +measures to obtain the debt," said the French woman, rising. "Mr. +Cleveland, I wish you very much happiness with your amiable lady." + +There was a storm--a regular equinoctial gale--after the departure of +Madame St. Germain. Mrs. Cleveland was very provoking, and Mr. +Cleveland indulged in epithets unbecoming a scholar and a gentleman. +That night the "happy couple" luxuriated in separate apartments. The +next day came a lawyer's letter, then a civil process, and finally Mr. +John Cleveland was marched off to Leverett Street jail, where, after +giving due notice to his creditor and obtaining bail, he was allowed +the benefit of the "limits," with the privilege of "swearing out," at +the expiration of thirty days. + +Jack engaged lodging at a little tavern, on the limits, where he found +Frank Aikin, who had run through _his_ "pile," and a few kindred +spirits of the fast young men school enacting the part of "gentlemen +in difficulties." Cigars, champagne, and cards were ordered, and Jack +became a fast young man once more. Towards the small hours of the +morning, he forgot having married a widow, and thinking himself a +bachelor, he proposed the health of a certain Miss Julia Vining, which +was drank with three times three. The next morning, he sat down to a +capital breakfast, with more fast young men, and for a whole week he +enjoyed himself _en garēon_, without once thinking of the forsaken +Dido in Beacon Street. + +One day, however, when he had exhausted his cash and credit, and a +racking headache induced him to regret the speed of his late life, a +carriage rattled up to the door of the tavern, his own door was +shortly after thrown open, and a lady flung herself into his arms. +Mrs. Cleveland looked really fascinating. + +"Come home, my dear Jack," said she, bursting into tears; "I've been +so lonely without you." + +"Not so fast, Mrs. Cleveland," said the young gentleman, as he +perceived his power. "I'm very happy where I am. I can't go back +except on certain conditions." + +"Name them, dearest." + +"I'm to smoke as many cigars as I please." + +"Granted." + +"Not to carry any more bandboxes or tomcats." + +"Granted." + +"To give a dinner party to the 'boys' once in a while." + +"Granted--granted. And I've paid your note, and opened a cash account +for you at the bank." + +"You are an angel," said Cleveland; "and now it's all over--that note +was given Madame St. Germain for tuition of a young girl, Miss Julia +Vining, whom I educated with the romantic notion of making her my +wife, when she should arrive at a suitable age, at which period she +ran off with a one-eyed French fiddler, and is now taking in sewing at +191st Street, New York." + +The happy pair went home in their carriage, and we never heard of any +differences between them. Mrs. Cleveland wears very well, and Mr. +Cleveland is now an alderman, remarkable chiefly for the ponderosity +of his person, and the heaviness of his municipal harangues. "Sich is +life." + + + + +THE EMIGRANT SHIP. + + +On a summer's day, some years ago, business brought me to one of the +wharves of this city, at the moment when a ship from Liverpool had +just arrived, with some two hundred and fifty emigrants, men, women, +and children, chiefly Irish. Much as I had heard and read of the +condition of many of the poor passengers, I never fully realized their +distresses until I personally witnessed them. + +Under the most favorable circumstances, the removal of families from +the land of their birth is attended by many painful incidents. About +to embark upon a long and perilous voyage, to seek the untried +hospitalities of a stranger soil, the old landmarks and associations +which the heartstrings grasp with a cruel tenacity are viewed through +the mist of tears and agony. + +The old church--the weather-worn homestead--the ancient school house, +the familiar play ground, and more sadly dear than all, the green +graveyard, offer a mute appeal "more eloquent than words." But when to +these afflictions of the heart are added the pangs of physical +suffering and privation; when emigrants, in embarking, embark their +all in the expenses of the voyage, and have no hope, even for +existence, but in a happy combination of possible chances; when near +and dear ones must be left behind, certainly to suffer, and probably +to die,--the pangs of separation embrace all that can be conceived of +agony and distress. + +The emigrant ship whose arrival we witnessed had been seventy odd days +from port to port. Her passengers were of the poorest class. Their +means had been nearly exhausted in going from Dublin to Liverpool, and +in endeavors to obtain work in the latter city, previous to bidding a +reluctant but eternal farewell to the old country. They came on board +worn out--wan--the very life of many dependent on a speedy passage +over the Atlantic. In this they were disappointed. The ship had +encountered a succession of terrific gales; it had leaked badly, and +they had been confined, a great part of the voyage, to their narrow +quarters between decks, herded together in a noisome and pestilential +atmosphere, littered with damp straw, and full of filth. + +What marvel that disease and death invaded their ranks? One after +another, many died and were launched into the deep sea. The ship +entered Fayal to refit, and there that clime of endless summer proved +to the emigrants more fatal than the blast of the upas-poisoned valley +of Java. The delicious oranges, and the mild Pico wine, used liberally +by the passengers, sowed the seeds of death yet more freely among +their ranks. On the passage from Fayal, the mortality was dreadful, +but at length, decimated and diseased, the band of emigrants arrived +at Boston. + +It was a summer's day--but no cheering ray of light fell upon the +spires of the city. The sky was dark and gloomy; the bay spread out +before the eye like a huge sheet of lead, and the clouds swept low and +heavily over the hills and house tops. + +After the vessel was moored, all the passengers who were capable of +moving, or of being moved, came up or were brought up on deck. We +scanned their wan and haggard features with curiosity and pity. + +Here was the wreck of an athletic man. His eyes, deep-sunken in their +orbits, were nearly as glassy as those of a corpse; his poor attire +hung loosely on his square shoulders. His matted beard rendered his +sickly, greenish countenance yet more wan and livid. He crawled about +the deck _alone_--his wife and five children, they for whom he had +lived and struggled, for whose sake he was making a last desperate +exertion, had all been taken from him on the voyage. We addressed him +some questions touching his family. + +"They are all gone," said he, "the wife and the childer. The last +one--the babby--died this mornin'--she lies below. They're best off +where they are." + +In another place sat a shivering, ragged man, the picture of despair. +A few of his countrymen, who had gathered round him, offered him some +food. He might have taken it eagerly some days before. _Now_ he gazed +on vacancy, without noticing their efforts to induce him to take some +nourishment. Still they persevered, and one held a cooling glass of +lemonade to his parched lips. + +Seated on the after hatchway was a little boy who had that morning +lost both his parents. He shed no tear. Familiarity with misery had +deprived him of that sad consolation. + +We passed on to a group of Irishmen gathered round an old gray-haired +man lying at length upon the forward deck. One of them was kneeling +beside him. + +"Father, father!" said he, earnestly, "rouse up, for the love of +Heaven. See here--I've brought ye some porridge--tak a sup ov it--it +will give ye heart and life." + +"Sorrow a bit of life's left in the old man any how. Lave him alone, +Jamie." + +"Lift him ashore," said the mate--"he wants air." + +The dying man was carefully lifted on the wharf, and laid down upon a +plank. His features changed rapidly during the transit. His head now +fell back--the pallid hue of death invaded his lips--his lower jaw +relaxed--the staring eyeballs had no speculation in them--a slight +shudder convulsed his frame. The son kneeled beside him; closed his +eyes--it was all over. And there, in the open air, with no covering to +shield his reverend locks from the falling rain, passed away the soul +of the old man from its earthly tabernacle. + +The hospital cart arrived. Busy agents lifted into it, with +professional _sang froid_, crippled age and tottering childhood. But +all the spectators of this harrowing scene testified, by their +expressions, sympathy and sorrow, one low-browed ruffian alone +excepted. + +"Serves 'em right ----d ----n 'em!" said he, savagely. "Why don't they +stay at home in their own country, and not come here to take the bread +out of honest people's mouths?" + +Honest, quotha? If ever "flat burglary" and "treason dire" were +written on a man's face, it stood out in staring capitals upon that +Cain-like brow. + +But there were lights as well as shadows to the picture. Out of that +grim den of death, out of that floating lazar house, there came a few +blooming maidens and stalwart youths, like fair flowers springing from +the rankness of a charnel. Their sorrows were but for the misfortunes +of others; and even these were a while forgotten in the joy of meeting +near and dear relatives, and old friends upon the shore of the +promised land. They went their way rejoicing, and with them passed the +solitary ray of sunshine that streamed athwart the dark horrors of the +emigrant ship, like the wandering pencil of light that sometimes +visits the condemned cell of a prison. + + + + +THE LAST OF THE STAGE COACHES. + +A FRAGMENT OF A CLUB-ROOM CONVERSATION. + + +"Did you ever," said the one-eyed gentleman, fixing his single sound +optic upon us with an intensity which made it glow like one of the +coals in the grate before us, "did you ever hear how I met with this +misfortune?" + +"What misfortune, sir?" + +"The misfortune which made a Cyclops of me--the loss of my left eye." + +"Never, sir. Pray how was it?" + +"Put out by the cinder of a locomotive," growled the one-eyed +gentleman, seizing the poker and stirring up the fire viciously. "Bad +things these railroads, sir," he added, when he had demolished a huge +fragment of sea coal. "Only last week--little boy playing on bank in +his father's garden--little dog ran on the track--boy went down to +call him off--express train came along--forty-five miles an hour and +no stoppages--ran over boy and dog--agonized parents sought for the +remains--nothing found except one shoe, the buckle of his hatband, and +brass collar of the dog." + +"Extraordinary!" + +"No, sir; not extraordinary," said the one-eyed gentleman. "I maintain +it's a common occurrence. Sir, I keep a railroad journal at home, as +large as a family Bible. It is filled with brief accounts--_brief_, +mind you--of railroad accidents. Next year I shall have to buy another +book." + +"Then you are a decided enemy of railroads?" + +"Decided!" said the one-eyed gentleman. "Their prevalence and extent +is a proof that the age is lapsing into barbarism. Ah! you remember +the stage coaches?" + +"Certainly." + +"Well, sir," said the one-eyed gentleman, warmly, "travelling was +travelling in those days; sir, it was a pleasure. The coaches were fast +enough for any reasonable man; ten miles an hour, including stoppages. +Ah!" he added, smacking his lips, "what a fine thing it was to start on +a journey of a glorious October morning, when every thing looked bright +and smiling! You mounted to the box or the roof, well wrapped up in your +greatcoat and shawl, with your trunk safely strapped upon the rack +behind. The driver was a man of substance--solid, of a gravity tempered +with humor, a giant in a brown box-coat, with gray hat and mittens. How +he handled the ribbons and took his cattle through Elm Street! How the +long bridges rumbled and thundered as we bowled along away, away into +the country! The country! it _was_ the country then; inhabited by +country people, not peopled with a mixed society of farmers and cits, +six o' one and half a dozen of t'other. How nicely we glided along! +There were birds, in those days, singing by the roadside; now the +confounded locomotives have scared them all off. By and by we came to a +tavern. Out rushed a troop of hostlers and keepers skilled in horse +flesh. The cattle were just allowed to wet their lips, water was dashed +on their legs and feet, and then, after the parcels and papers had been +tossed off, away we went again. Five miles farther on, we pulled up to +change. The fresh team was led out, bright, shining, and glittering, in +tip-top condition. The driver descended to stretch his legs and +personally superintend the putting to of the fresh horses. When he +mounted the box again, his experienced eye glanced rapidly at the team, +and then, with an 'all right--let 'em go!' we were on the road once +more." + +The one-eyed gentleman paused, after this flow of eloquence, and gazed +pensively into the midst of the glowing coals. After a few moments' +silence, he resumed:-- + +"Rather a singular occurrence happened to me last year on the 14th of +October, about half past twelve, P.M. I am thus particular about +dates, because this event is one that forms an era in my life. I had +been driving across the country in my gig, to visit a friend who had +recently moved upon a farm. The localities were new to me, and the +roads blind. Guideboards were few, and human beings fewer. In short, I +got astray, and hadn't the remotest conception of what part of the +country I was in. It was a cold, cloudy day, with a sort of drizzling +Scotch mist that wet one to the bone. I plodded along in hopes of soon +reaching some tavern, where I could bait my horse and get some dinner +for myself. All at once, at a turn of the road, just after having +crossed the Concord River, I perceived a stage coach coming towards +me. I had heard no noise of wheels or horses' feet; but there it was. +The road was narrow, and the coachman pulled up to let me work my way +past. The vehicle was a queer old affair, that looked as if it had +been dug out of some antediluvian stable yard. The curtains were brown +with age and dust, and riddled with holes; the body was bare and +worm-eaten, and the springs perfectly green with mould. The horses +were thin and lank, and the harness in as sorry a condition as the +coach. The driver's clothes, which were very old fashioned, hung about +him in loose folds, and he gazed upon me with a strange, stony stare +that was absolutely appalling; yet his lips unclosed as I worked past +him, and he exclaimed in a harsh, croaking voice, 'One eye!' Thereupon +two or three queer people poked their heads out of the coach window. +There was one old woman with false teeth, in an unpleasant state of +decay, and a voice like a parrot. 'One eye!' she shrieked, as she +gazed on me with an eye as stony as the coachman. A pale, simpering +miss smirked in my face, and cried, 'One eye!' and a military +gentleman, with a ghastly frown, hissed forth the same words. I should +have scrutinized the queer coach and the queer people closer, had not +my horse--my good, old, quiet, steady horse--seized the bit in his +mouth and started off at a dead run. I tried to saw him up, but it was +no use; he ran for a couple of miles, and did not slacken till he had +brought me to the door of an old, decayed tavern, where I resigned him +to the charge of a lame hostler, and made my way into the house in +search of the landlord. I found him at last--a poor, poverty-pinched +man, who had been ruined by the railroad. He complained bitterly of +the hard times. 'But,' said I, 'you must have some custom; the stage +coaches----' 'Bless your soul,' replied he, 'there hasn't been a coach +on this road for fifteen years.' 'What do you, mean?' said I; 'I met a +coach and passengers two miles back, near the river.' The landlord +turned pale. 'What day is this?' he asked. 'The 14th of October.' 'The +14th of October!' cried the landlord; 'I remember that date well. That +day, fifteen years since, was the last trip of the old mail coach. It +left here, with Bill Snaffle, the driver, and three insides, a +military man, an old woman, and a young lady. They were never heard of +after they left here. Their trail was followed as far as the bridge. +It is supposed that the horses got frightened at something, and backed +off into the Concord River. But I have heard,' added the landlord, in +a hollow whisper, 'that on this anniversary the ghost of that coach +and company may be seen upon the turnpike. More, I will tell you, in +confidence, that I have seen them myself.' After this I was convinced +that I had been favored--if favor it may be called--with a spiritual +visitation." + +The one-eyed gentleman looked me full in the face, as if to say, "What +do you think of it?" It was useless to argue with him; so I only shook +my head. He nodded his in a very mysterious manner, and fell to poking +the fire with redoubled activity; and I bade him good night, and left +him to pursue his occupation. + + + + +THE SEXTON OF ST. HUBERT'S. + +A STORY OF OLD ENGLAND. + +CHAPTER I. + +THE QUEEN OF THE MAY. + + +In a remote region in the northern part of England, the people still +cherish an attachment to old usages and sports, and hold the +observance of Christmas, May-day, and other time-honored festivals, a +sacred obligation. One village, in particular, is famous for its +May-day sports, which, as the curate is a little withered antiquary, +are conducted with great ceremony and fidelity to old authorities. The +May-pole is brought home, garlanded, and decked with ribbons, to the +sound of pipe and tabor, surrounded by a laughing throng of sturdy +yeomen and buxom maidens. It is erected on the great green, in the +centre of the village, to the universal delight of old and young, and +the dancing commences round it with high glee. The scene presented is +like that described by Goldsmith,-- + + "Where all the village train, from labor free, + Led up their sports beneath the spreading tree; + While many a pastime circled in the shade, + The young contending as the old surveyed; + And many a gambol frolicked o'er the ground, + And sleights of art and feats of strength went round." + +It was a delightful spring, that of 17--, and a softer sky never +before smiled upon the village-green of Redwood, upon the 1st of May; +and among the merry damsels dancing round the May-pole, no heart was +happier, and no step was lighter, than that of Margaret Ellis, who, +for the first time, joined in the sports of the day. She was a child +of May, and this was the sixteenth anniversary of her birthday. A gay +brunette, her sparkling eyes had all the fire and the mirth of the +sunny and passionate south, while no lighter or more delicate foot +than hers could have been found upon the merry green. A rich bloom +mantled on her cheek, her lips were fresh and red, and her regular +teeth, displayed as she panted in the dance, were white as unsullied +snow. A tight little bodice, and a milk-white frock, set off the +charms of her person in the best manner. Then there was an air of +gayety and innocence about her which delighted every good-natured +observer; and all the villagers allowed that Margaret Ellis deserved +the tiara of flowers that crowned her Queen of the May. She blushed at +the tokens of good will and approbation, as she placed her hand in +that of a young and rustic stranger, who led her off triumphantly at +the head of the dancers. The youth was fair-haired, ruddy, athletic, +and active; and those who saw them in the dance could not help +acknowledging that they were a lovely pair. + +There was one who regarded them with eyes of jealous displeasure. This +was a man of forty, of a handsome face and figure, but swarthy, +dark-haired, and melancholy. He bent over the seat upon which old +Farmer Ellis and his dame were seated, and whispered, "Do you know the +young man who is dancing with your daughter?" + +"Ah! he be a right good young mon, I warrant me," said the dame. "He +do come fra the next county. William Evans, he calls himself." + +"He calls himself!--umph!" muttered the person who had first spoken. +"But what do others call him? Who knows any thing about him? Who can +vouch for his character? I would not suffer a daughter of mine to be +gadding about, and dancing with a stranger." + +"Whoy, for the matter o' that," said Farmer Ellis, "you were nought +but a stranger yourself, when you first did come to see us, Maister +Pembroke. We didn't know you were the sexton of St. Hubert's. And yet +you turned out a right good friend to me, mon; for when ye first knew +me, things were deadly cross wi' me. What wi' the rot among my sheep, +and the murrain among my cattle, I were all but ruined. Short crops +and a hard landlord are bitter bad things. But you were the salvation +of me, and I'll work my fingers to the bone, but what you shall have +your own again, John Pembroke." + +"There is one way in which you can liquidate your debt." + +"Name it, Maister Pembroke," said the farmer, eagerly. + +"No matter," muttered the sexton, and a hollow sigh escaped his lips. +"I had an idea, but it is gone. Touching the stranger, in whom you +both repose such confidence. In what manner does he earn his daily +bread?" + +"Whoy," said the farmer, "in the way that Adam did, mon. He do say he +is a gardener." + +"A likely tale!" ejaculated the sexton. "Look at his hands. Why, his +fingers are delicate and white. Your gardener has horny fingers, and a +palm of iron." + +"Dang it! so they be!" cried Ellis. "Well, I never noticed that afore. +Whoy, dame, he may be an impostor And though he be so cruel koind, +and deadly fond of the girl, now, he may forsake--may----" + +"Look at, them, now," said the sexton of St. Hubert's. "See how he +grasps her hand; and how, as he whispers his soft, insinuating +flattery in her ear, she blushes and smiles upon him. Damnation!" + +"Whoy, John!" exclaimed Dame Ellis; "what would the rector say to hear +thee? Thou art surely distraught." + +And now, as Margaret, flushed and panting with exercise, was suffering +her partner to lead her towards her seat, her father beckoned her to +approach. + +"Come hither, girl," said he. The smiling maiden obeyed. "Margaret," +said the old man, "thou knowest I love thee. I ha' always been cruel +koind to thee, and so has thy mother, girl. If any harm was to happen +to thee, I should take it desperately to heart. I should, indeed. It +would kill thy father, Margaret. Now, William Evans may be a good +young man, and he may not; but we must beware of strangers. Wait till +we have tried him a bit. Many a handsome nag turns out a vicious one. +So it be my pleasure, and the dame's, that thou dost not dance any +more to-day wi' William Evans; and even if he speaks to thee, be a +little offish loike to him." + +The poor girl sighed. "I hope, sir," said she, glancing at the sexton, +"that no person possessed of an unhappy and suspicious temper has been +prejudicing you against poor William. I hope Mr. Pembroke----" + +"Hush, girl--hush!" cried Ellis. "Doant thee say a word against that +man. But for him we mought all ha' been beggars. Do as I bid thee, +girl, and doan't thee ask no questions; for you know I've got no head +to argury." + +Margaret slowly sank into a seat. The sexton leaned over her, and +addressed to her some commonplace remarks, to all of which she +returned answer in monosyllables. When the music recommenced a lively +air, William advanced, and solicited her hand for the next dance. Poor +Margaret bent her eyes upon the ground, and falteringly refused. +Thinking he could not have heard her rightly, Evans again asked the +question, and received, a second time, the same answer. For a moment +his countenance expressed astonishment; the next there was a look of +grief, and then his lip curled, and drawing himself up proudly, he +stalked away. He was followed by the sexton of St. Hubert's, who +overtook him, and laid his hand upon his shoulder. William turned +fiercely, and endeavored to shake off the grasp. + +"Young man," said the sexton, "you are discovered!" + +"Discovered!" exclaimed William. "What do you mean?" + +"You understand me," said the sexton; "your manners, your language, +your figure, contradict the story you have fabricated. Margaret shall +never be your victim. With her your boasted arts are valueless!" + +"If you were a gentleman----" said William. + +"Ha, ha!" laughed the sexton of St. Hubert's. "Is this the resentment +of a rustic? Go, young man; you have exposed yourself." + +"Remove your hand!" said the young man; "and think it unusual +forbearance on my part, that I do not chastise you as you deserve. We +shall meet again, and with a sterner greeting." So they parted. + + +CHAPTER II. + +THE GYPSY CAMP. + + +The clear, unshadowed sun, as it declined towards the western verge of +the horizon, shone brightly upon the gypsy encampment, a few miles +from Redwood. The wandering tribe had displayed their proverbial +taste, in their selection of a spot wherein to pitch their tents. A +green and glossy pasture was partly surrounded by a luxuriant forest +of ancient oaks, which supplied the crew with firewood; while a +beautiful and clear stream, the pride and boast of the county, curved +into the waving grass land, and kept it ever fresh and verdant. Here +and there its silvery bosom reflected a small tent, or the figure of +an idler, bending over the bank, with fishing rod in hand, a perfect +picture of patience and philosophy. Half a dozen tents served to +accommodate the gregarious fraternity; and though the sail cloths +which composed them were worn and weather-beaten, yet their brown hues +harmonized well with the rich tints of the landscape, and showed +distinct enough against the dark background of the forest. As the +shades of the evening darkened the ancestral trees, a line of fire was +lit up, the flames of which glared ruddily against the huge trunks of +the woodland, and played and flickered in the rippling stream. Huge +kettles, suspended on forked sticks, were beginning to send up a +savory steam; and several swarthy beings, lounging round the fires, +occasionally fed them, or basking in the blaze, watched the bubbling +of the caldrons with intense anxiety. Even the king of the gypsies +observed the preparations for supper with an eager air, which ill +assorted with his lofty forehead and reverend white beard. Every +moment some stroller would come in with a pilfered fowl, or a basket +of eggs; and each addition to the feast was hailed with shouts of +applause by the swarthy crew. + +Somewhat remote from this scene of bustle and noise, at the door of a +small tent, sat two female gypsies. One of these was the queen, an +aged crone, who, though bent with age and care, and wrinkled by time +and the indulgence of vehement passions, yet prided herself upon the +unfrosted darkness of her raven tresses, which fell over her shoulders +in profusion. A turban of rich crimson cloth crowned her head, and a +shawl of the same color and material was wrapped around her shoulders. +Her skinny hands were supported by a silver-headed staff, which was +covered with quaint carvings. Her gown was of dark serge, and her +shoes were pointed, and turned up in the Oriental fashion, and +garnished with broad silver buckles. She sat apart, and the rising +moon shone down upon her dusky figure, and threw her wild features +into bold relief. At her feet sat a beautiful girl, with dark Grecian +features, and a full, voluptuous form. She, too, had long, flowing, +raven tresses, into which were twisted strings of pearl. From a +necklace of topaz hung a little silver crucifix, resting upon a full +and heaving bust, to which was fitted a close jacket, made of +deep-blue cloth, and fastened together with loops and silver buttons. +Her soft and round arms were naked, save at the shoulders, and her +wrists were encircled with tarnished gold bracelets. Her white +petticoat was short enough to display a well-turned ankle, and a small +foot, encased in neat black slippers. Her features, dark and +sun-browned, showed to more advantage in the pale moonlight than they +would have done in the broad blaze of day. The gypsy girl sat at the +feet of the queen, and looking up in her face, listened attentively to +her discourse. + +"Myra," said the queen of the gypsies, "do you love him yet?" + +"Love him!" repeated the girl. "Yes, mother--passionately. To obtain +his hand--his heart, I would peril every thing!" + +"Strange and mysterious passion!" said the crone, "which defies reason +and law. Many years agone I loved with the same intense devotion. The +same fiery blood courses in your veins; the same contempt of +obstacles. Yet the man I loved was nobler and prouder than the sexton +of St. Hubert's. We lived among the Gitanos of Spain, when we were +wedded. Five sons I bore to the partner of my cares. Where are they? +One followed his father to the gibbet; a second hurled defiance at his +enemies, as he perished in the flames of an _auto da fe_; the third +and fourth died in the galleys; the fifth--the fifth, Myra--my best +beloved, my brave, my beautiful, received his death wound in defending +me from outrage. _You are his child!_ Judge, then, how I love you, my +daughter. You love the sexton of St. Hubert's--he shall marry you." + +"Ah, mother!" said the gypsy girl, "I fear me he is lost. He is the +accepted lover of Margaret Ellis. She did love a young stranger; but +the sexton of St. Hubert's has Farmer Ellis in his debt, and +threatened to throw him in jail, if the latter did not grant him the +hand of his daughter. He has done so, and the wedding day is fixed. +Alas! before he saw his May-day queen, he loved me, and promised to +marry me. Often beneath that very moon, mother, has he sat and told me +his love. When I smiled at his protestations, he would speak of his +wealth, and tell me of hidden stores of gold, for a thrifty and a +rich man is the sexton of St. Hubert's. I do not love him less because +he does not frown upon our wandering tribe, but has lax principles +that suit the fiery passions of our race. I know not in what consists +the art by which he won me; it is enough for me to know that I am +devoted to him. Alas! that knowledge is too much, since he has owned +the fascination of the Queen of the May." + +"Enough said, daughter!" cried the crone. "Before the altar he shall +marry you. He shall love you better than he loves the May queen. What +are her attractions when compared to yours? Praise from the old is +little to the young; yet let me say that I have wandered east and +west, north and south; have seen the Georgian and Sicilian maids, have +seen the dark-haired girls of Naples, and the donnas of Madrid; yet +never did these aged eyes rest on a finer form or face than yours, my +daughter." + +The gypsy girl smiled. + +"Ay," said the old woman, "now you look lovelier than ever. That smile +is like a sunbeam to my heart; it thaws the frost of age. Believe me, +Myra, the sexton of St. Hubert's shall adore you." + +"Then you must have love charms," said the gypsy girl, blushing. + +"Love charms I have," said the old woman, "and those of wondrous +potency. We are a favored race, Myra. Descended from the old +Egyptians, we inherit their mysterious learning. To a few among us, +the queens and magi of our tribes, there has come down a knowledge of +charms and medicine, and some of the secrets of astrology. Go, Myra; +leave me. I will provide for your peace. Yes, yes, I have love charms. +I have them!" + +The gypsy girl smiled, rose, kissed the hand of her grandmother, and +then bounded away like a fawn. + +"Poor child!" muttered the old woman, when alone; "she must not die of +a broken heart. Love charms, did she say! Yes--I have them for fools; +but the love charm I shall use to give her joy is poison. The +betrothed bride of the sexton of St. Hubert's lies ill of an unknown +malady. The physicians cannot do her good, for she is sick of a +wounded heart. To-night the sexton of St. Hubert's, who has faith in +my skill, comes to seek a remedy. He shall have one. Does he think to +spurn the poor gypsy girl? He is mistaken. He plighted his troth to +her in the silence of the forest; they broke a piece of gold across a +running brook; they swore truth and fidelity! One has broken the oath, +but it shall be sworn anew. None but Myra shall wed the sexton of St. +Hubert's!" + + +CHAPTER III. + +RETRIBUTION. + + +It was a fierce and stormy night. The wind howled around the houses of +Redwood, and wherever a shutter had lost its fastening, it flapped to +and fro with a frequent and alarming sound. The rain, too, descended +in torrents, and flooded the streets of the village, while ever and +anon heavy peals of thunder and vivid flashes of lightning increased +the terror of the night. In the house of Farmer Ellis a few persons +were assembled to witness the bridal of the sexton of St. Hubert's. +The bridegroom was as one excited by wine, for there was a wild +radiance in his eyes and an unwonted smile upon his lips, and he +occasionally gave utterance to some jest, and when it failed of +producing the expected mirth, his own laugh sounded hollow and +strange. The bride, too, so pearly pale, in her white dress, with +white roses in her hair, seemed like the bride of Corinth in the +German tale. A few of the guests, huddled anxiously together, +whispered among themselves, "It is a churchyard bridal." + +Still the cake and wine went round, and the strange laugh of the +bridegroom was more frequent. The night wore on, and the arrival of +the clergyman was prolonged far beyond the expected time. At length he +came, and the ceremony was about to take place, when the bride +suddenly sank in the arms of her companions. They raised her, and +applied the usual remedies resorted to in cases of fainting, but the +vital spark itself had fled. + +In the depth of a stormy night, the sexton of St. Hubert's sought the +queen of the gypsies. He was mounted on an active horse, and +accompanied by the sheriff of the county and a few resolute men, well +mounted and armed to the teeth. As he approached the river which +bounded the gypsy camp upon one side, the sexton looked in vain for a +guiding light--no fires blazed upon the green, no hidden glare was +reflected in the mirror of the stream. Still he spurred on his horse, +and followed hard by his companions, gallantly forded the stream and +crossed the open meadows. The tents had all been struck, and no sound +was heard in that deserted place, except the rushing of the boisterous +wind and the tinkling of the raindrops as they fell upon the river. +The parties reined up their horses, and the sexton and the sheriff +held a brief conference together. While they were yet conversing, a +broad and brilliant blaze shot up from the centre of the forest, +illuminating a wide and well-trodden path which led directly to the +light. The first flash of radiance dazzled the eyes of the horsemen, +but when they became accustomed to the glare, they beheld distinctly +several wild forms lounging around the fire, evidently unconscious of +the approach of danger. + +"Now is our time, my lads," said the sheriff, in a low tone. "Forward, +and we shall have them all." + +Every rowel was instantly employed, and the party pushed forward at a +gallop. Bowing their heads to avoid the swaying branches, they bent +over their horses' necks in the intense ardor of pursuit. The sheriff +and the sexton rode side by side, and had nearly attained their +object, when their horses fell suddenly, and threw them to the ground +with violence. In fine, the whole party had stumbled upon pitfalls dug +for them, and not a horseman of the troop escaped an overthrow. While +they were rolling on the ground, entangled in the stirrups, and +receiving severe injuries from the struggling horses, a shrill cry +arose from the depth of the woods, and a dozen stout ruffians set upon +them, seized, and pinioned them. The sexton and the sheriff were +conducted by two of the gang to the presence of the gypsy queen, who +sat upon a rude form raised upon the trunk of a huge oak, and +sheltered by an ample awning of oiled cloth. The sheriff's followers +were borne away in another direction. The wild woman and her wilder +attendants were perfectly distinct in the ruddy firelight, though the +whole scene had, to the eyes of the victims, the appearance of a +vision of night. + +"Well, sirs," said the queen, "you came to see us, and you have found +us. Have you not some message for us? You myrmidon of the law, have +you no greeting for the queen of the gypsies?" + +The sheriff looked at the queen and then at her attendants. They were +fierce-looking, unshorn fellows, with butchers' knives stuck in their +rope girdles, and seemed but to await a nod from her tawny majesty to +employ their formidable weapons. + +"Have you nothing for us?" asked the dark lady. + +"Nothing," said the sheriff, faintly. + +"Ho, ho!" laughed the wrinkled crone. "The man of law is forgetful. +You, _Dommerar_, search him, and see if he speaks the truth." + +A sandy-haired little fellow advanced at the summons, and rifled the +pockets of the sheriff with a dexterity which proved him an adept in +the business. A teacher of music would have envied his fingering. +Having caused the pockets of the sheriff to disgorge, he thus, in the +canting language, enumerated their contents:-- + +"The _moabite's ribbin runs thin_, (the sheriff's cash runs low.) He +has no _mint_, (gold,) and only a _mopus_ or two." + +"Fool!" said the queen, "has he no paper?" + +"Ay, ay, missus, here's his _fiddle_," (writ,) was the answer. + +"Give it me," cried the queen. "Here, you _patrico_, our eyes are bad. +Read this scrawl, and acquaint us with the contents." + +The _patrico_, or hedge priest, a fellow in a rusty, black suit, with +a beard of three weeks' growth, bleared eyes, and a red, Bardolph +nose, took the writ, which he had more difficulty in reading than Tony +Lumpkin, when he received the letter of Hastings. At first, he held it +upside down, then reversed it, looking at it at arm's length, and then +gave it a closer scrutiny. He finally gave it as his opinion, that it +empowered the _queer-cuffin_ (so he termed the sheriff) to seize upon +the so called queen of the gypsies, accused of the crime of murder, +and also to apprehend her followers. When he had concluded, the old +crone snatched the writ from his hand, and, tearing it to pieces, +flung the fragments into the face of the sheriff. + +"Take him away," said she, "and leave us alone with the sexton of St. +Hubert's. Guard him well, for we wish to show him how we administer +justice among us. We will be judge and jury, and our _upright man_ +shall be the executioner." + +She waved her tawny hand with the air of a princess dismissing her +courtiers, and her mandate was obeyed. She was left alone with the +sexton of St. Hubert's. Looking him steadily in the face, she said,-- + +"John Pembroke, I give you joy of your marriage." + +"Wretched woman!" said the sexton, "you poisoned her. By your hand she +died." + +"You are mistaken," answered the old woman, with a bitter smile. "She +is not dead, but sleepeth. You see the devil can quote Scripture. It +was my first intention to have poisoned her; but my second thoughts +were better. So, instead of the medicine you sought, I gave you a +powerful narcotic, which has thrown her into a deep sleep. She lies, +at this moment, you know, in the chapel of St. Hubert's. There are +flowers on her coffin, and there is a shroud around her. If I am not +very much mistaken, about this hour she awakes." + +"And perishes! Fiend in human shape, how you have deceived me! At this +hour, remote from help, my Margaret is dying." + +"She is not your Margaret, neither is she dying," said the crone. +"Listen to me. I sent a trusty messenger to him that Margaret +loves--to him who loves her fondly and faithfully--and if all things +have gone as well as I anticipate, by this time she is in his arms. +The draught she drank is harmless." + +"Cursed deceiver!" cried the sexton, struggling frantically to free +himself from the ligatures which bound him. "You have done an accursed +deed. You have deprived me of my betrothed bride." + +"Your betrothed bride!" said the queen of the gypsies. "Behold her!" +She waved her hand, and Myra stood before the sexton of St. Hubert's. +"There she stands," said the gypsy. "Have you forgotten that your +troth is plighted to her? The bride and the priest are ready. Man of +guilt and passion, wed her you may, wed her you must!" + +"Never!" cried the sexton. "When I sought your lawless crew to indulge +my love of revelling and pleasure, the person of Myra lighted a fire +in my breast. But it was an unholy flame. I will never marry her. Let +her live--live to be branded with infamy and disgrace!" + +"Ha!" cried the crone, rising from her seat. "Is it so? Speak, Myra! +child of my heart, is it so?" + +The gypsy girl clasped her hands together, and hung her head in shame. +Her cheeks were suffused with crimson; then they became deadly pale, +and she sank lifeless on the ground. + +"You have killed her!" shrieked the gypsy queen, "and dearly shall you +rue it." + +She placed a whistle to her lips, and blew a shrill blast. But she +received a far different answer than she had anticipated; for one of +the sheriff's men had succeeded in escaping from the hands of the +gypsy crew, and galloped to the neighboring town, where a troop of +horse was quartered. The commanding officer instantly repaired to the +gypsy camp, where he arrived in time to apprehend the crew before +they had committed any act of violence. The sexton of St. Hubert's did +not long survive this night, and Myra became a maniac. The fate of the +lovers we shall next describe. + +When the lover of Margaret received the message of the queen of the +gypsies, he repaired to the spot where his mistress lay, to all +appearance, in the arms of death. But life had not departed; and even +as he hung gazing over her, a faint color mounted to her cheek, and +her bosom began to heave beneath her white garment. He raised her in +his arms, bore her to the air, and she revived. When her senses were +fully restored, she consented to guard against another separation by +marrying her lover and savior. William had provided a humble +post-chaise to convey his bride far from the scene of her past perils +and temptations. They journeyed by slow stages to the north, and at +the close of a few days entered a romantic village. The lover +bridegroom pointed out a gray and noble old pile, the turrets of which +rose lofty above the waving trees of an ancient park. He asked if she +should like to visit it. She replied in the affirmative, and they +drove, unchallenged, through the gateway and along a noble avenue +shaded by huge oaks. When they reached the portals of the building, +the post-boy stopped the horses, dismounted, threw open the door of +the chaise, and let down the steps. William lifted his companion from +her seat in his arms. + +"Margaret," said he, "look up. This is Woodley Castle, and you are +Lady Armitage." + + + + +JACK WITHERS. + + +Every body liked Jack Withers. He was a handsome, active young fellow +of five-and-twenty, of a good family, an orphan, who came into +possession of thirty thousand dollars when he came of age. In this age +of California gold, when fortunes are made by shovelling dust, and the +wonders of Aladdin's treasure house are realized by men of no capital +but pickaxes and muscles, thirty thousand dollars does not seem a +prodigious sum. Yet our great-grandfathers retired from business on +that amount, and were thought, at least, comfortably well off; and +even nowadays, thirty thousand dollars, judiciously managed, will keep +a man out of the poorhouse, and give him a clean shirt and a leg of +mutton for his lifetime. But poor Jack was not a judicious manager, +and a tandem team and champagne suppers, with a shooting-box and turf +speculations, soon made ducks and drakes of a little fortune. Thus at +twenty-five, our friend Jack was _minus_; or, in the elegant +phraseology of the day, "a gentleman at large with pockets to let." + +When a man's riches have taken wings and _vamosed_, when all his old +uncles are used up, and he has no prospective legacy to fall back +upon, he is generally cut by the acquaintances of his prosperous days. +The memory of "what he used to was" is seldom cherished, and the +unhappy victim of prodigality discovers to his sorrow, that + + "'Tis a very good world that we live in, + To lend, or to spend, or to give in; + But to beg, or to borrow, or get a man's own, + 'Tis the very worst world, sir, that ever was known." + +Jack, however, was not destined to drink the cup of this bitter +experience. He was just as popular and just as much courted without a +penny in his pocket, as he was when he possessed the means to be +extravagant, when he + + "Spread to the liberal air his silken sails, + And lavished guineas like a Prince of Wales." + +The secret of his prodigious popularity was his obliging disposition. +His time and talents--and he had plenty of the former, and no lack of +the latter--were always at the service of his friends; and though the +idlest dog in the world when his own affairs were in question, in the +cause of his friends he was the busiest man alive. Thus he fairly won +his dinners, his rides, his drives, and his opera tickets--they were +trifling commissions on his benevolent transactions. + +"Jack," one fellow would say, "my horse is too confoundedly high +strung, and only half broke. He threw me yesterday." + +"I'll ride him for you, Bill," would be the ready reply; "give me your +spurs, and I'll give him a lesson." + +And away he would go, without a thought of his neck, to mount a +restive rascal that had half killed the rough rider of a cavalry +regiment. + +"Jack," another would say, "I've got an awkward affair on hand with +Lieutenant ----; he fancies I've insulted him, and has thrown out dark +hints about coffee and pistols." + +"Make yourself perfectly easy, my boy; I'll bring him to reason or +fight him myself." + +So Jack had his hands full of business. Well, one dreary, desolate +afternoon in March, when the barbs of all the vanes in the city were +looking pertinaciously eastward, and people were shivering over +anthracite grates, Jack Withers "might have been seen," as James would +say, seated in the little back parlor of the coffee room in School +Street, sipping Mocha with his particular friend Bill Bliffins, who +had an especial claim upon his kindness, from the fact that he had +already extricated Bill from scrapes innumerable. + +Mocha is a great prompter of social and kindly feelings, and prompts, +in _tźte-ą-tźtes_, to that unreserved confidence on one part, and that +obliging interest on the other, which unite two congenial and kindred +spirits in adamantine bonds. + +"Jack," said Bill, smiting the marble table emphatically, "you are my +best friend." + +"Pooh, pooh! you flatter me," said Jack, blushing like a peony; "I've +never done any thing for you." + +"Yes, you have, and you know it," persisted Bliffins. "Didn't you +fight Lieutenant Jenkins, of the Salamander, when I ought to have +fought him myself? Haven't you endorsed my notes when nobody else +would back my paper?" + +"I'll do it again, my boy," said Jack, with a gush of enthusiastic +feeling. + +"Ahem! your name on short or long paper isn't exactly what it used to +be," said Bill, rather unfeelingly, perhaps. + +"True, true," returned Jack, in a more subdued tone; "I haven't got +many friends left in the synagogues." + +"But what you have done, Jack," continued Bliffins, with enthusiasm, +"emboldens me to trespass yet further on your patience." + +"With all my heart," said Jack; and there was no reservation implied +in the hearty tone in which the words were uttered. + +"Then listen to my story, as the postilion of Longjumeau sings. Hear +me for my cause, and be silent that you may hear." + +"I'll be mute as the codfish in the House of Representatives." + +"Well, then," said Bill, in a solemn tone, "I'm dead broke." + +"Dead broke?" + +"Yes; I'm running on my last hundred." + +"Impossible!" + +"True, though, for all that. Yet my circumstances are not so +desperate, either. There's a vacant clerkship in the secretary of +state's office; and the governor has been sounded, and I think he +might be disposed to give it to me." + +"Go to him at once, then, my dear boy. If he wants any reference, send +him to me. I'll endorse your character, as I used to your paper when +my name was worth something on 'change. Go to him at once." + +"It's easy to say it, Jack; but the fact is, that I have such a +confounded hesitating address that I fear I should make an unfavorable +impression, and ruin my cause; whereas, if a plausible, voluble fellow +like yourself could get his ear and plead for me, my appointment would +be certain. Now will you----" + +"Call on the governor? With all my heart--consider the thing settled." + +"That's not all; you must be my advocate in another quarter. I'm over +head and ears in love with Juliet Trevor--Trapp & Trevor--W. I. Goods, +wholesale. You know the firm?" + +"Like a book." + +"I want you to see the girl and the old people; I haven't confidence +to propose in person. You can do it for me?" + +"With all my heart. I give you joy of the clerkship and the +girl--they're yours." + +"I'm eternally obliged, Jack." + +"Not the least, my boy--always ready to serve my friends. By the way, +have you got any money about your clothes? I invited you to take +coffee, but I forgot my purse in my other trousers--no change, you +know." + +"There, get this V changed," said Bliffins, handing him a bank note. + +Jack took the note and walked up to the counter. + +"Coffee and pie for two, my dear" said he to the attendant. "It's all +right--you know me--pay next time--Withers and friend. Come, Bill, +I've fixed it." + +"But the change!" said Bill. + +"Never mind the change--morrow do as well. By, by,--_au revoir_." + +"Remember the governor!" + +"All right, my boy." + +"And Juliet!" + +"Make yourself easy." + +So they parted. The next day, Jack sent in his card to the governor at +the Adams House, and followed the pasteboard before the message could +be returned. The governor received his visitor with his usual +urbanity. + +"Good quarters, governor!" said Jack, looking round him as he dropped +into a rocking chair, and tapped his boot with his walking stick. +"Chief magistrate of the commonwealth--well lodged--people pay--all +right." + +The governor was much amused at the coolness of his guest, and waited +patiently to learn his business. He was not kept long in suspense. + +"Governor," said Jack, "I come to solicit your favor not on my behalf, +but in the cause of friendship--sacred friendship--holy bond of two +congenial hearts, &c.--but you know all that. My friend, sir, William +Bliffins--unfortunate young man--reduced in circumstances--good +family--good blood--grandfather in the revolution--soil of Bunker Hill +irrigated with the blood of Bliffins--but you know all that--run +through his fortune--on the town--not a penny--hard case." + +"Do you solicit charity, sir, for your friend?" + +"Not exactly--official favor--vacant clerkship--secretary's +office--make him comfortable--but you know all that." + +"Really, sir, you run on at such a rate----" + +"Way I've got--few leading points all you want--time precious--money +(old saw)--Bliffins--clerkship--don't you take?" + +"I think I recollect the name, now. But I must inquire into the +character of the applicant. How did he lose his fortune?" + +"Unbounded benevolence--heart like an ox--bigger--endorsing notes for +friends--founding hospitals for indigent Africans--temperance +movement--philanthropy expensive--but you know all that." + +"The office in question requires a good penman. Can your friend write +well?" + +"Splendid hand--copperplate--_currente calamo_--shine in your eyes." + +"Have you a specimen of his penmanship?" + +"Cords at home--some in pocket. Here you have it! no, that's my +washerwoman's bill. Ah, here it is!" and Jack pulled out a crumpled +note, and placed it before the governor. + +The governor scanned the document curiously, and with great difficulty +deciphered the following words, which he read silently:-- + +"Dear Jack,--Fashion has been beaten, and I lost on the mare. I shall +back Tom Hyer to the extent of my pile. He is training finely. Bricks +has a couple of Santa Anna's game cocks for me, on board the Raritan, +at Lewis's wharf. Can you run down and get 'em from the steward? Yrs, +&c." + +The governor smiled as he handed back the note, but made no remark. + +"Where can I communicate with you, sir?" he asked. + +"Dog and Thistle, Blackstone Street. I'll write my address." + +So Jack wrote his address card, (by the way, he wrote a splendid +hand,) and took his leave of the governor. + +From the Adams House he posted to Louisburg Square, where the Trevors +were living in great style. Slightly acquainted with Miss Trevor, he +found no difficulty in being admitted to her presence. After rattling +over a few commonplace topics, he came to the object of his mission. + +"Have you seen Bliffins lately?" + +"Not very," replied the fair one, languidly. + +"Dying, ma'am, dying." + +"Is it possible? What's the matter, sir?" + +"Love--desperation--patience on a monument couldn't sit there +forever--heart ache--only one thing to save him." + +"Indeed! and what is that?" + +"He loves you, madam, passionately, devotedly, enormously--Petrarch, +Abelard, lukewarm lovers in comparison. Throws himself at your +feet--save him!--marry him quick! or you'll lose him!--say yes." + +"Sir, my father will communicate with you," said the lady, rising to +terminate the interview. + +"Dog and Thistle, Blackstone Street," said Jack, and bowed himself +away. + +The next day Jack and Bill were again seated together in a small room +at the Dog and Thistle, waiting the result of the obliging operations +of the former. In a few moments a waiter brought in a note, +superscribed John Withers, Esq. Jack tore it open, and read as +follows:-- + + "Sir,--In answer to your application yesterday, I am sorry + to return you an unfavorable reply; but the chirography of + the person you recommended, to say nothing of other + considerations, unfits him for the vacancy in question. + Having made inquiries with regard to yourself, and finding + that you are in circumstances which might render employment + acceptable, while your conduct proves that you have + sincerely repented of the follies of your early years, I + have concluded to request your acceptance of the office + yourself. If you accept the offer, please report yourself + to-morrow. + +"Yours, respectfully, +---- ----, +"Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts." + +"You're an impostor!" shouted Bliffins. "Is this your friendship?" + +"I can't help it," said Jack, ruefully. "I'm innocent--I did the best +I could for you." + +"How did he know any thing about my penmanship?" + +"I showed him this note," said the unhappy Jack, producing the +document. + +"That note? You've ruined me! Do you know what it was about?" + +"I'd forgotten." + +"Why, it was all about horseracing, pugilism, and cock fighting, you +jackass!" + +"Letter for Mr. Bliffins!" said the waiter, entering with another +epistle. Bliffins read it aloud. + + "Mr. William Bliffins. + + "Sir: In answer to application of your friend, yesterday, + for daughter's hand, have to reply for daughter, and say + that the honor is respectfully declined. Had you obtained + the office you applied for, might have treated with you. + Daughter requests me to say that she could not have done so + in any case. + +"Your ob't servant, +J. TREVOR." + + "P.S. Please hand the enclosed to Mr. Withers." + +The "enclosed" was an invitation to a grand ball given by the Trevors +on the ensuing night. + +After overwhelming his friend with anathemas, Bliffins rushed wildly +from the Dog and Thistle, and enlisted in the second dragoons. + +Jack Withers, who had never before looked out for number one, now +became so "obliging" as to take care of that neglected personage. He +became a praiseworthy clerk, and a steady man of business. He went to +the ball and polked himself into the good graces of Miss Juliet +Trevor. The old gentleman and lady smiled upon their loves, and in +due time he was united to the object of his affections, securing +thereby a handsome and amiable wife, and an independent fortune, which +she insisted on settling upon her husband on the wedding day. There is +no fear of Jack's relapsing into his old habits of extravagance; and +while he is still as popular as ever, he never neglects his own +affairs for those of other people. + + + + +THE SILVER HAMMER. + + +The sun was sinking in the west, and gilding with its slant beams a +pastoral landscape, as a young soldier, weary and footsore, slowly +toiled along a lonely road that ran parallel with the course of the +bright and winding Seine. A dusty foraging cap rested on his dark +locks, and his youthful form bent beneath the weight of a well-filled +knapsack. Pierre Lacour had served with honor in that glorious little +band of heroes, which, under the leadership of the youthful Bonaparte, +had crossed the snow-clad Alps, and fallen like an avalanche upon the +plains of Lombardy, sweeping before it the veteran troops of Austria, +and astonishing all Europe by unparalleled audacity and unexampled +success. Pierre had marched farther on that day than he had ever done +while following the colors of his regiment--but he was on his way +home, and he longed to see his mother, his fair young sister Maria, +and a lovely maiden, named Estelle, dearer to his heart than all +beside. They had news of his coming,--at least, Maria and his mother +had,--and he had sent them in advance, by a sure hand, a large amount +of money, his share of the spoils of battle honorably won--enough, in +short, to give a dowry to his sister, and enable him to demand the +reward of all his toils and dangers--the hand of his betrothed. + +His heart beat quick as he climbed the last vine-clad hill which +separated him from his native valley. A few steps more would bring him +to the summit, whence his eye would rest on the neat whitewashed +cottage, with its surrounding palings, and trim garden; and there, +perhaps, at the rustic gate, he should see the well-known figures of +his mother and sister. Far as he had travelled, he sprang up the +ascent with a buoyant step, and soon gained the eminence. The cottage +lay full in view, but though it was the usual hour for preparing the +evening meal, no blue smoke wreath curled upward from the chimney. A +vague presentiment of evil weighed upon his heart. Hastening to dispel +the dark and chilling fears that came thick upon him, he hurried down +the slope, and soon passed through the garden and stood within the +cottage. He called aloud--no voice responded to his cry. He rushed +into the little room, which served at once for kitchen and parlor. It +was empty--no fire burned upon the hearth. The humble furniture was in +strange disarray. The casement, which looked out upon the garden was +shattered. The walls and floor were charred and blackened with smoke, +as if the house had taken fire and been saved with difficulty. Pierre +sprang up stairs. In neither of the chambers could he find the loved +ones whom he sought--only the same scene of confusion and desolation. +Turning in dismay from the spectacle, he rushed out of the cottage to +make his way to the nearest neighbors, and inquire into this appalling +mystery. As he hurried along--his brain whirling, his footsteps +uncertain and unsteady--he stumbled against an aged man of venerable +appearance, who was coming in the opposite direction. The young +soldier halted, and touching his cap, begged pardon for his +involuntary rudeness. + +"My poor Pierre," said the old man, "I know too well the cause of your +forgetfulness." + +The soldier looked up and recognized the familiar and benevolent +features of the good priest of the village, his old tutor and pastor. + +"Father," he said, pointing to the cottage, "you have been there--you +know all--tell me--where are they?" + +The old man's eyes filled with tears, as he shook his head, and laid +his hand kindly on the young man's shoulder. + +"Pierre," said he, "you have read 'whom the Lord loveth he +chasteneth?'" + +The soldier bowed his head. + +"Pierre," exclaimed the good priest, "let us sit down on this bank. +You are a good and brave boy. You can face danger, and I have sought +to furnish you weapons to wage war against sorrow and trial." + +"You have been a father to me, sir," replied the young soldier, +complying with the invitation of his pastor, and taking a seat beside +him. "I will endeavor to listen calmly to all you have to communicate. +Where are my mother and sister?" + +"Pierre," said the old man, "arm yourself with all your fortitude. You +will never see your mother more till you meet her in that happier +world, where the wicked cease from troubling and the weary are at +rest." + +Pierre groaned deeply, and covering his face with his hands, rocked +his body to and fro as he burst into an agony of tears. The priest +sought not to interrupt him, but turned away his own weeping +countenance, for the anguish of the youth was too painful to +contemplate. + +At last the poor soldier looked up and spoke again: "What of my poor +sister?" + +"I know nothing," replied the priest; "she is gone whither, none can +tell. A great crime has been committed. By whom, none knows, save God +and the perpetrator thereof. You sent home a large sum of money to +your mother. She was so overjoyed at your good fortune, that she made +no secret of its reception, though I cautioned her against speaking of +it. A fortnight ago, the village was alarmed by the cry of fire. Your +cottage was seen to be in flames. The neighbors hastened thither and +extinguished the blaze. In the smoke and confusion it was not +perceived at first that murder, as well as incendiarism, had done its +foul work." The priest paused, overcome with agitation. + +"On! on!" shouted Pierre, "I can bear it all now!" + +"Your poor mother was the victim," continued the priest; "she lay on +the hearthstone dead and bleeding. Her bureau had been broken open and +rifled of its contents." + +"My sister! my sister!" cried the soldier. + +"She was gone. The whole surrounding country was searched, but nothing +was discovered." + +"Maria! Maria! could gold have tempted _you_? No! no!--dog that I am, +to suspect you! Misery has driven me mad!" cried the soldier, dashing +his hand against his forehead. + +"The whole dreadful crime," said the old priest, "is shrouded in a +mystery as appalling as death itself. But God does not permit such +deeds to slumber undetected or unavenged. Sooner or later they are +brought to light." + +"May I prove the instrument of detection!" said the soldier. "Some of +the coins that I sent my poor murdered mother were marked--I could +recognize them again. Father, you shall take me to my mother's grave. +One prayer there--one word with Estelle--and then I will go to Paris; +it is the resort of every criminal, and thence it sends forth its +crime-blackened ruffians to desecrate this fair earth with horror. +Come, father, come--my mother's grave--lead me there at once!" + + * * * * * + +Years passed away. Save by two or three persons, the crime which had +desecrated the hearthstone of a humble village home was forgotten in +those great historical events, of which Europe and France were then +the theatres. In those days of bloodshed and battle, of victory and +triumph, Pierre Lacour, who had commenced his military career as a +brave young soldier, might have risen to the highest honors, had he +followed the victorious eagles of his emperor. Why might not he rise +as well as Murat, Ney, Lannes, or a hundred others? The epaulets of a +colonel, nay, the baton of a marshal of France, were prizes within the +reach of the lowliest, provided he had the head to plan and the heart +to execute daring and chivalric deeds. But his heart no longer bounded +like a war horse to the charge of the trumpet and the roll of the +drum. He lived for one purpose--to discover the assassin of his mother +and the sister, of whom nothing had been heard since the dreadful +night of murder and conflagration. To facilitate his purposes, he had +procured himself to be enrolled in the unrivalled police force of +Fouché. That wily minister had no more able assistant under his +command, and none in that fraternity (of which many were miscreants, +who had purchased impunity for crime by selling the lives and +liberties of former accomplices and comrades) who could compare with +him for purity of life and elevation of motive. To punish evil for the +sake of society, was the aim of the young police officer. None more +untiring or intelligent than he in ferreting out the perpetrators of +deeds of violence. In the criminals whose arrest he effected, and +whose conviction he secured, he expected, constantly, to find some +cognizant of the offence which had thrown so black a shadow over his +life. He read with eager avidity the dying confessions of the +condemned. He caught eagerly every syllable that fell from the lips of +men, who, standing on the brink of eternity, seemed to be impressed +with the necessity of revealing truth. But for years his expectations +were baffled. + +At last, all Paris was thrown into commotion by the murder of a +Colonel Belleville, an officer who had served with distinction in the +grand army, and who was found dead, one morning, in a room at house +number 96 Rue La Harpe. The only mark of violence discovered by the +surgeons was a dark, purple spot, about the size of a five-franc +piece, on the left temple. The police were apprised that, on the +morning of the day before, a slight young man, with fair hair and +polished address, giving his name as Adolph Belmont, had hired the +room at number 96 Rue La Harpe, and paid a week's rent in advance. It +further appeared that, in the evening, just after the close of the +performances at the opera, this young man had come home in company +with an officer of the army. After the lapse of about an hour, the +young man, Belmont, left the house, telling the porter he should +return in a few minutes. But he never reappeared. About ten o'clock in +the morning, the porter went up to his room, and found the door +locked. He knocked and called, without receiving any answer. Looking +through the keyhole, he saw the feet and legs of a man, in military +boots and pantaloons, lying on the floor. Much alarmed and disturbed, +he sought out a commissary of police, and that functionary, breaking +open the door, discovered the body of Colonel Belleville. This tragedy +excited an unusual sensation. Even the emperor heard of it, and, from +his private purse provided a large sum of money to be paid as a reward +to the discoverer of the perpetrator of this fearful crime. + +Not many days after this occurrence, and while it yet remained +shrouded in mystery, another murder roused the excitable population of +Paris to a frenzy of anxiety and horror. An army commissary, named +Captain Eugene Descartes, was found dead in his lodgings, in the Rue +Richelieu, with the same fatal purple mark on the left temple. + +Yet a third murder was perpetrated in the Boulevard des Italiens. A +banker, named Monval, was, in this instance, the victim. His left +temple bore the fatal discoloration of the size of a five-franc piece; +but, although he had a large sum of money on his person, and wore a +costly watch and many valuable trinkets, and though articles of high +price abounded in his sumptuously-furnished apartment, not an article, +as his steward testified, was missing. + +On the morning of the announcement of this last crime in the Moniteur, +the minister of police received a summons from the emperor to attend +him. He found him in his private cabinet, pacing to and fro in high +excitement. His face was more colorless than ever, except that an +angry hectic spot burned upon each cheek. As the minister entered, the +emperor turned upon him, and exclaimed,-- + +"Fouché, what is the meaning of all this? Is this Paris, and are we +living in the nineteenth century? It appears that there is no security +for life in our capital. Mr. Fouché, if such crimes can be committed +with impunity, there is an end of all things; and if you cannot ferret +out the perpetrators of such atrocities as these, it is time for you +to vacate your position. I must appoint a new minister of police." + +"Sire," replied the minister, "how much time will you give me to +discover the assassin?" + +"One week," replied the emperor. + +"I thank your majesty," replied the minister, bowing. "In one week, +you shall have the assassin's head, or my resignation." + +"Good," said the emperor; "and to stimulate the activity of your +people, I hereby authorize you to offer a reward of twenty thousand +francs, for the detection of the assassin of the Rue La Harpe, the Rue +Richelieu, and the Boulevard, if it prove, as I imagine, that one +individual perpetrated these crimes, or five thousand francs each, if +there were three criminals. Good day, Mr. Fouché; let me have a report +of your doings without delay." + +The secret of Mr. Fouché's confident promise to detect the assassin +was the reliance he placed in the activity, daring, and intelligence +of Pierre Lacour. He sent for him, and related his conversation with +the emperor, enlarging on the munificent reward promised by Napoleon. + +"I am poor," said Lacour, "but higher motives than hopes of reward +stimulate me to perform this duty. Yet, should I be successful, a sum +of money like this would enable me to wed one, who, though I +voluntarily offered to release her from her engagement has loved me as +well in my misfortunes as in happier times. In one week, therefore, +Mr. Fouché, I will enable you to redeem your pledge to the emperor." + +Four days passed away, and yet the minister of police heard nothing +from Lacour. But the young man had not been inactive; and once or +twice he had obtained, what he considered, traces of the person +calling himself Belmont, the supposed assassin of the Rue la Harpe, +and, by presumption, of the other murders; but these traces led to no +result. + +Whether in search of diversion, or that a vague hope whispered to him +that he might obtain some intelligence by so doing, Lacour, on the +fifth night after his interview with the minister, went to a masked +ball at the grand opera house, in the costume of an officer of the +Fusilier Guard, which chance led him to select. Weary of the noise and +confusion, sad and discouraged, he had withdrawn from the crowded +circle of dancers, when some one touched him on the shoulder. + +"Captain Lassalle," said a sweet musical voice, "you are known, though +the uniform you wear is not that of your own corps." + +Lacour turned with the intention of correcting the mistake, when a +secret impulse restrained the disavowal. The person who addressed him +was a slight young man, fashionably dressed, with no other disguise +than a half-mask of black velvet, which did not conceal his light +hair. + +"I perceive you know me," said Lacour, favoring the mistake; "though +you have the advantage of me. I cannot possibly conjecture whom I am +addressing." + +The masked laughed lightly. + +"Perhaps it would be of no use for me to unmask," was the reply; "but +if I tell you I have something of importance to communicate to +you--something in reference to your application to the emperor for +preferment, you may be disposed to listen to me." + +"With all my heart." + +"I see you are tired of this noisy scene," said the mask, "and so in +faith am I. Besides, this is no place to talk of business. What say +you to a moonlight walk to my lodgings, in the Rue Montmartre? There +we can discuss our affairs over a glass of champagne." + +"I will willingly accompany you," said Lacour, "if you will give me a +few minutes to speak to a friend, with whom I had a previous +appointment." + +"Make haste, then," said the mask; "you will find me here for fifteen +minutes." + +Lacour hastened to the nearest post, and made himself known to the +commandant. + +"Quick!" said he, "I want a sergeant and a dozen _gens d'armes_. In +fifteen minutes I shall leave the opera house, in company with a young +man, for the Rue Montmartre. Let the squad follow us without appearing +to do so. Keep in the shadow of the houses. We shall enter a house. As +soon as the door has closed, demand instant admittance of the porter. +Let the sergeant follow hard upon my heels, and wait outside the door +of whatever room I enter. At a call from me, let him be ready to burst +in and secure the person with whom I am in company." + +As soon as he had given these directions, the police officer hastened +back to the opera house, where the mask was still awaiting him. Arm in +arm they left the hall, and chatting familiarly, entered the Rue +Montmartre, and soon arrived at an old house of seven stories, to +which they were admitted by the porter. Lacour's heart beat as he +accompanied his guide, in the dark, up three pairs of stairs--but +before he had reached the head of the third flight, he heard the +street door open and shut below, and knew that the sergeant had obeyed +his directions, and that help was at hand in case his suspicions +proved true. + +The mask opened the door of a room, and ushered in his guest. It was a +small, boudoir-like apartment, and exquisitely furnished. Silken +hangings fell over gold arrows, from the ceiling to the floor. +Tapestry carpets, soft as velvet, covered the floor. Rich ottomans, +superb mirrors, marble tables, and pictures, were crowded together. A +soft light was diffused through the apartment by an alabaster +shade-lamp. An intoxicating perfume loaded the atmosphere, and even +oppressed the senses. Lacour, as he sank upon the sofa, felt overcome +by a strange languor. The mask sat close beside him. + +"Captain," said the mask, in a musical, insinuating voice, "have you +ever loved?" + +"Before I answer this question," replied Lacour, "I must first know +what prompts you thus to catechize me." + +"Because," replied the unknown, "I have deceived you--because I am a +woman--one who has long known and loved you, till an uncontrollable +desire to make this confession has compelled her to a step that you +will blame, and, perhaps, despise her for." + +Lacour was puzzled, and remained silent for a few moments. + +"I see," said the mask, with a sigh, "you despise me for my very +boldness. Yet, I am a lady of rank and reputation, and my affection +for you is as pure as that of maiden can be." + +"Fair lady," said Lacour, "if such you be indeed, you must permit me +to request you to remove that envious mask." + +"It may not be," replied the stranger, with a laugh. "Ask that, or +presume to remove this shield, and I vanish like a fairy or a phantom. +But if you promise to be very obedient, I may give you hopes of +disclosing my face--perhaps my name--at our next interview. But in +reward for your submission to my behest, I will allow you, like a +benignant sovereign, to do homage to my ungloved hand." + +She withdrew her kid glove, and presented, playfully, a hand so white, +so delicately veined, and small, that Lacour could no longer doubt +that he was addressing a lady. He raised the hand respectfully to his +lips. But he felt now that his suspicions were groundless, and that he +did wrong in deceiving a person, who, however romantic and +unjustifiable her behavior might seem, was still one entitled to +respect and honor. But as he was framing an apology for taking +advantage of her mistaking him, the stranger suddenly sprang upon him +like a tigress. The delicate hand he had just kissed now compressed +his throat like an iron vice; the other suddenly brandished in the air +a small _silver hammer_, while a fierce voice hissed in his ear, +"Lassalle! your hour has come! Belleville, Descartes, and Monval, have +gone before you to answer for their crimes. You are the fourth, and +last. Die, villain!" + +But Lacour struggled free, and shouted for help. The door fell with a +crash; the soldiers poured in, and the female assassin was secured and +disarmed. Eager to unravel the mystery, the police officer tore the +mask from the face of the unknown, and recognized in the wild and +inflamed features of the assassin of the Rue La Harpe, the Rue +Richelieu, and the Boulevard des Italiens, his sister, Maria Lacour! + + * * * * * + +But Maria Lacour died not on the scaffold. She was saved from that +doom by unquestionable proofs of insanity. Her sad story was learned +afterwards from various sources, and corroborated, in the most +important particulars, by Captain Lassalle, who was arrested for a +criminal offence shortly after the above incident, and made a full +confession of his guilt. It appeared, then, that the house of the +widow Lacour, a short time before the opening of our story, had been +broken into by four villains, named Belleville, Descartes, Monval, and +Lassalle. They were all men of bad habits, and urgently necessitous, +but yet of decent education and family. Hearing a noise in the +kitchen, Maria descended only in time to witness the death pangs of +the mother. The three first-named ruffians, demons who had murdered to +rob, wished to destroy this witness of their guilt, but the fourth +interceded, and her life was spared. But the horror of the deed +overthrew her reason. She fled from the house that night a maniac; +whither she wandered, how she was cared for, for a long time was and +must ever remain a mystery. She finally, it seems, became in a degree +tranquillized, found her way to Paris, and there she supported herself +by her extraordinary skill as an embroideress. + +But it was conjectured that her memory of early events had gone. The +casual sight of one of the assassins, all of whom had prospered and +risen in the world, revived the recollection of that one fearful night +of horror, and with it came to her disordered brain the thirst of +vengeance. It did not appear that for a moment she had dreamed of +appealing to the interposition of the law. To execute a summary +vengeance, personally, was her terrible resolve. With a cunning that +often supplies the loss of reason with the insane, she contrived +snares, into which three of the assassins fell, and, with the singular +implement her fancy had suggested, was the means of their death. +Chance led to the failure of her plan for punishing the last of the +assassins, Lassalle, and to her discovery by her brother. + +Immediately after her arrest and examination, on proof of the +condition of her mind, she was conveyed to a private asylum, and +carefully attended to. Fortunately, her madness here assumed a happier +phase. She took great pleasure in seeing her brother, and appeared to +have forgotten that her mother was no more, asking him every day how +soon their mother would come and take her back to the country. But the +trials she had undergone had undermined her health. She sank very +rapidly, and soon breathed her last. + +Lacour only remained long enough in the service of the police to +effect the arrest, and witness the condemnation of Lassalle, the last +of the four assassins, who escaped the silver hammer of the maniac +girl, to die by the hand of the executioner. + +The sorrows he had experienced would have blighted the heart and +sapped the life of Pierre Lacour, but for the love of one who had +proved true to him through all his trials. Some months after the death +of his sister, he married his faithful Estelle, and retired to a small +and well-stocked farm, for which he was indebted to the generosity of +the emperor; and he lived long enough, if not to forget his sorrows, +at least to find consolation in the bosom of his family. + + + + +THE CHRIST CHURCH CHIMES. + + +It was a cold winter evening. The chill blast came sweeping from the +chain of hills that guard our city on the north, laden with the cold +breath of a thousand leagues of ice and snow. There was a sharp, polar +glitter in the myriad stars that wheeled on their appointed course +through the dark blue heaven, in whose expanse no single cloud was +visible. Howling through the icy streets came the strong, wild north +wind, tearing in its fierce frenzy the sailcloth awnings into tatters, +swinging the public-house signs, and shaking the window shutters, like +a bold burglar bent on the perpetration of crime. Then onward, onward +it sped over the dark steel-colored bay, and out to the wild, wide, +open sea, to do battle with the sails of the stanch barks that were +struggling towards a haven. + +But within, the good people of Boston were stoutly waging battle +against the common enemy on this bitter Christmas eve. In some of the +old-fashioned houses at the North End, inhabited by old-fashioned +people, the ruddy light that streamed through the parlor windows on +the street announced that huge fires of oak and hickory were blazing +on the ample hearths. But in far the greater number of dwellings, the +less genial, but more powerful anthracite was contending with the +wintry elements. + +In an upper room of an old, crazy, wooden house, a poor woman, thinly +clad, sat sewing beside a rusty, sheet-iron stove, poorly supplied +with chips. She had been once eminently handsome, and but for the +wanness and hollowness of her face, would have appeared so still. + +Two little boys, of eight and nine years of age, were warming +themselves, or seeking to warm themselves, at the stove, before +retiring to their little bed in a small room adjoining. + +"Isn't this nice, mother?" said the younger, a bright, black-eyed boy. +"Didn't I get a nice lot of chips to-day?" + +"Yes, dearest, you are always a good and industrious boy," said the +mother, snatching a moment from her work to imprint a kiss upon his +forehead. + +"Poor pa' will have a nice fire to warm him when he comes home," said +the elder boy. + +At this allusion to the child's father, the mother burst into tears. +The countenances of both the children fell. They knew too well the +cause of their mother's bitter sorrow--the same cause had blighted +their own young hearts and clouded their innocent lives--their father +was a drunkard! Hence it was that, bright and intelligent as they +were, they could not go to school--they were too ragged for that--and +their time was required on the wharves to pick up fuel and such scraps +of provision as are scattered from the sheaves of the prosperous and +prodigal. For this reason, too, the mother had carefully forborne to +remind the children that this was Christmas eve. But they knew it too +well, and they contrasted its gloominess and sorrow with the +well-remembered anniversaries when this was a season of delight--the +eve of promised pleasures, of feasts, of dances, and of presents. With +this thought in their hearts they silently kissed their mother, and +retired to their little bed, committing themselves to "Our Father who +art in heaven," while the poor mother toiled on, listening with dread +for the returning footsteps of her husband. + +The husband and father, whose return was thus dreaded, had worked late +at night in the shop of the carpenter who had given him temporary +employment, and who was to pay him this evening. Five or six dollars +were coming to him, more than he had earned honestly for a long while, +and his hand shook with eagerness as his employer counted out his +wages. As he put on his hat to leave the shop, he observed his +fellow-workmen, who were all sober and steady men, eying him with sad, +inquiring looks; he almost ran out of the shop. + +"I know what they mean," he said to himself. "But what is it to them +how I spend my money--the prying busy-bodies! I'm not a slave--I have +a right to do what I please with my own. Whew! how cutting the wind +is! A glass or two of hot whiskey toddy will be just the thing!" + +Without one thought of his toiling wife and neglected children, the +poor, infatuated man hastened towards a grocery with the intention of +slaking his morbid thirst. At the moment his foot was on the +threshold, out from the belfry of Christ Church, ringing clear in the +frosty air, streamed a tide of sweet and solemn music. Simple, yet +touching, was the melody of those sacred bells, chiming forth the +advent of the blessed Christmas time. And as the song of the bells +fell upon his ear, it awakened in the drunkard a thousand memories of +happier, because better days. The comfortable dwelling, the quiet, +neat parlor, with its Christmas dressings, the sweet face of his wife, +the merry laugh of his bright-eyed children--all flashed back vividly +upon his mind. He recked not of the bitter blast--he forgot his late +purpose--he could wish those sweet bells to play on forever. But they +ceased. + +"It was a voice from heaven!" said the man, as the tears rolled down +his cheeks. "Surely God has blessed those Christ Church chimes. I'll +never more drink one drop. This money shall go to my family, every +cent of it. It is not too late yet to buy provision for to-morrow, and +some comfortable things for the children." + +It was late that night when the watching wife heard the step of her +husband on the staircase. It was as slow and heavy as usual; but how +relieved, how astonished, how grateful she felt, when the door opened, +and he came in, happy, sober, bearing a huge basket filled with +provisions, and threw down a parcel containing stockings, comforters, +and mittens for the children, not forgetting some simple Christmas +wreaths, and some of those condiments which children love. + +The next day was a happy one indeed for the mother and the little +boys--a merry Christmas that reminded them of old times, and gave them +assurance of a happy future. May we not hope that the effect we have +attributed to the Christ Church chimes is not a solitary instance of +the power of music? + + + + +THE POLISH SLAVE. + + +Gayly opened the bright summer morning on the gray feudal turrets of +Castle Tekeli, the residence of the old Count Alexis Tekeli, that +crowned a rocky eminence, and was embosomed in the deep secular +forests of Lithuania. The court yard was a scene of joyous noise and +gay confusion; for the whole household was mustering for the chase. +Half a dozen horses, gaily caparisoned, were neighing, snorting, and +pawing the ground with hot impatience; a pack of stanch hounds, with +difficulty restrained by the huntsmen, mingled their voices with the +neighing of the steeds, while the slaves and relatives of the family +were all busy in preparation for the day's sport. + +Count Alexis was the first in the saddle; aged, but hale and vigorous, +he was alert and active as a young man of five-and-twenty. + +"Where are my daughters?" he exclaimed, impatiently, as he drew on his +buff gantlets. "The sun is mounting apace, and we should not lose the +best portion of the day." + +As if in reply to his question, a tall, dark-haired girl, of elegant +figure and stately bearing, appeared by his side, and with the +assistance of a groom, mounted her prancing gray palfrey. + +"This is well, Anna," said the count. "But where is Eudocia? She must +not keep us waiting." + +"Eudocia declines to be of our party, father," replied the girl. + +"Pshaw!" said the old man; "she will never have your color in her +cheeks, if she persist in moping in her chamber, reading old legends +and missals, and the rhymes of worthless minnesingers. But let her go; +I have one daughter who can live with the hunt, and see the boar at +bay without flinching. Sound, bugle, and forward!" + +Amid the ringing of silver curb chains, the baying of hounds, and the +enlivening notes of the bugle, the cavalcade and the train of footmen +swept out of the court yard, and descending the winding path, plunged +into the heart of the primeval forest. The dogs and the beaters darted +into the thick copsewood, and soon the shouts of the huntsmen and the +fierce bay of the dogs announced that a wild boar had been found and +started. On dashed the merry company, Count Alexis leading on the +spur. The lady Anna soon found herself alone, but she pressed her +palfrey in the direction of the sounds of the chase as they receded in +the distance. Suddenly she found herself in a small clearing, and drew +her rein to rest her panting steed. She had not remained long in her +position, when she heard, opposite to her, a crashing among the +branches, and the next moment a huge wild boar, maddened with pursuit, +and foaming with rage, broke into the opening and sprang directly +towards her. Her horse, terrified at the apparition, reared so +suddenly that he fell backwards, throwing his rider heavily, and +narrowly missing crushing her. Springing to his feet, he dashed wildly +away with flying mane and rein, while the lady lay at the mercy of the +infuriated animal, faint and incapable of exertion. + +At that critical moment, a young man, in the livery of the count, +dashed before the prostrate form of the lady, and dropping on one +knee, levelled his short spear, and sternly received the charge of the +boar. Though the weapon was well directed, it shivered in the grasp of +the young huntsman; and though he drew his short sword with the +rapidity of thought, the boar was upon him. The struggle was short and +fierce, and the young huntsman succeeded in slaying the monster, but +not until he had received a severe wound in the arm from the tusks of +the boar. Heedless of his sufferings, however, he ran to a neighboring +rivulet, and filling his cap with water, returned and sprinkled the +face of the fainting girl. In a few moments she revived. + +Her first words, uttered with a trembling voice, were,-- + +"Where--where is the wild boar?" + +"There, lady," said the huntsman, pointing to the grizzly monster. +"His career is ended." + +"And it is you who have saved my life," exclaimed Anna, with a +grateful smile. + +"I did my duty, lady," answered the huntsman. + +"But who are you, sir? Let me, at least, know your name that I may +remember you in my prayers." + +"My name is Michael Erlitz; though your eyes, lady, may never have +dwelt on one so lowly as myself, I am ever in your father's train when +he goes to the chase. I am Count Tekeli's _slave_," he added, casting +his eyes on the ground. + +"A slave? and so brave--so handsome!" thought the lady Anna; but she +gave no utterance to the thought. + +At this moment the count rode up, followed by two or three of his +retainers, and throwing himself from his horse, clasped his daughter +in his arms. + +"My child, my child!" he exclaimed; "thank God, you are alive! I saw +your horse dash past me riderless, and flew to your assistance. But +there is blood upon your dress." + +"It is my blood!" said the slave, calmly. + +"Yours, Michael?" cried the count, looking round him. "Now I see it +all--the dead boar, the broken spear, your bleeding arm. You saved my +daughter's life at the risk of your own!" + +"The life of a slave belongs to his master and his master's family," +answered Michael, calmly. "Of what value is the existence of a serf? +He belongs not to himself. He is of no more account than a horse or a +hound." + +"Say not so," said Count Alexis, warmly. "Michael, you are a slave no +longer. I will directly make out your manumission papers. In the mean +time you shall do no menial service; you shall sit at my board, if you +will; and be my friend, if you will accept my friendship." + +The eagle eye of the young huntsman kindled with rapture. He essayed +to speak, but the words died upon his tongue. Falling on his knees, he +seized the count's hand, and pressed it to his lips and heart. Tekeli +raised him from his humble posture. + +"Michael," said he, "henceforth kneel only to your Maker. And now to +the castle; your hurt needs care." + +"Willingly," said the young man, "would I shed the best blood in my +body to obtain my freedom." + +"Ho, there!" said the count to his squire; "dismount, and let Michael +have your horse; and bring after us Michael's dearly-earned hunting +trophy. He has eclipsed us all to-day." + +Michael was soon in the saddle, riding next to the lady Anna, who, +from time to time, turned her countenance, beaming with gratitude, +upon him, and addressed him words of encouragement and kindness; for +her proud and imperious nature was entirely subdued and changed, for +the time, by the service he had rendered her. + +When the cavalcade reached the castle, they found the lady Eudocia, +the count's eldest daughter, waiting to receive them. She heard the +recital of the morning's adventure with deep interest; but a keen +observer would have noticed that she seemed less moved by the +recollection of her sister's danger, than by the present condition of +the wounded huntsman. It was to her care that he was committed, as she +was skilled in the healing art, having inherited the knowledge from +her mother. She compelled Michael to give up all active employment, +and, in the course of a few weeks, succeeded in effecting a complete +restoration of the wounded arm. + +Count Tekeli treated the young man with the kindness of a father, +losing all his aristocratic prejudices in a generous sense of +gratitude. Splendidly attired, promised an honorable career in arms, +if he chose to adopt the military profession, his whole future changed +by a fortunate accident, Michael was happy in the intimacy of the two +sisters. He now dared to aspire to the hand of her whom he had saved, +and whom he loved with all the intensity of a passionate nature. Thus +weeks and months rolled on like minutes, and he only awaited the +delivery of his manumission papers to join the banner of his +sovereign. + +One day--an eventful day, indeed, for him--he received from Eudocia, +the elder sister, a message, inviting him to meet her in a summer +house that stood in a small garden connected with the castle. Punctual +to the hour named, he presented himself before her. + +"Michael," said she, extending her hand to him, "I sent for you to +tell you a secret." + +Her voice was so tremulous and broken, that the young man gazed +earnestly into her face, and saw that she had been weeping, and now +with difficulty suppressed her tears. + +"Nay," said she, smiling feebly; "it will not be a secret long, for I +must tell it to my father as soon as he returns from court with the +royal endorsement to your manumission. I am going to leave you all." + +"To leave us, lady?" + +"Yes; I am going to take the veil." + +"You, so beautiful, so young! It cannot be." + +"Alas! youth, beauty, are insufficient to secure happiness. The world +may be a lonely place, even to the young and beautiful; the cloister +is a still and sacred haven on the road to a better world." + +"And what has induced you to take this step? I have not noticed +hitherto any trace of sorrow or weariness in your countenance." + +"You were studying a brighter page--the fair face of my sister. Start +not, Michael; I have divined your secret. She loves you, Michael; she +loves you with her whole soul. You will wed her and be happy; while +I----" She turned away her face to conceal her tears. + +The young man heard only the blissful prediction that concerned +himself; he noted not the pangs of her who uttered it. + +"Dearest lady!" he exclaimed, "you have rendered me the happiest of +men;" and dropping on his knees, he seized her hand and covered it +with kisses. + +"Hark!" said Eudocia, in alarm; "footsteps! We are surprised; I must +not be seen here!" and with these words she fled. + +Michael sprang to his feet. Before him stood the younger daughter of +Count Alexis, her eyes flashing fire, her whole frame quivering with +passion. He advanced and took her hand, but she flung it from him +fiercely. + +"Slave!" she exclaimed, "dare you pollute with your vile touch the +hand of a high-born dame--the daughter of your master?" + +"Anna, what means this passion?" cried Michael, in astonishment. + +"Silence, slave!" cried the imperious woman. "What ho, there!" she +added, stamping her foot; "who waits?" + +Half a dozen menials sprang to her call. + +"Take me this slave to the court yard!" she cried vehemently; "he has +been guilty of misbehavior. Let him taste the knout; and woe be to you +if you spare him. Away with him! Rid me of his hateful presence!" + +While Michael was subjected to this hateful punishment, the vindictive +girl, still burning with passion, sought her sister. What passed +between them may be conjectured from what follows. + +Michael, released from the hands of the menials, stood, with swelling +heart and burning brow, in one of the lofty apartments of the castle. +He had felt no pain from the lash, but the ignominy of the punishment +burned in his very soul, consuming the image that had been in his +inner heart for years. The scales had fallen from his eyes, and he now +beheld the younger daughter of the count in all the deformity of her +moral nature--proud, imperious, passionate, and cruel. + +A door opened--a female, with dishevelled hair, and a countenance of +agony, rushed forward and threw herself at his feet, embracing his +knees convulsively. It was Anna! + +"O Michael!" she cried, "forgive me, forgive me! I shall never forgive +myself for the pain I inflicted upon you." + +"I have suffered no pain," replied Michael, coldly. "Or if I did, it +is the duty of a slave to suffer pain. You reminded me this morning +that I was still a slave." + +"No, no! It is _I_ that am _your_ slave!" cried the lady. "Your +slave--body and soul. Behold! I kiss your feet in token of submission, +my lord and master! Michael, I love you--I adore you! I would follow +you barefoot to the end of the world. Let me kiss your burning wounds; +and O, forgive--forgive me!" + +Michael raised her to her feet, and gazed steadily in her countenance. + +"Lady," said he, "I loved you years ago, when, as a boy, I was only +permitted to gaze on you, as we gaze upon the stars, that we may +worship, but never possess. It was this high adoration that refined +and ennobled my nature; that, in the mire of thraldom, taught me to +aspire--taught me that, though a slave, I was yet a man. Through your +silent influence, I was enabled to refine my manners, to cultivate my +mind, and to fit myself for the freedom which bounteous Heaven had in +store for me." + +"Yes, yes!" replied Anna. "You have made yourself all that can render +a woman happy. There is not a noble in the land who can boast of +accomplishments like yours; and you are beautiful as a virgin's dream +of angels." + +"These are flattering _words_, lady." + +"They come from the heart, Michael." + +"You have told me what I am, lady. Now hear what I require in the +woman I would wed. She must be beautiful, for beauty should ever mate +with beauty; high born, for the lowly of birth are aspiring, and never +wed their equals; yet above all, gentle, womanly, kind, forgiving, +affectionate. No unsexed Semiramis or Zenobia for me." + +"I will make myself all that you desire, Michael." + +"We cannot change our natures," replied Michael, coldly. + +"But you will forgive me?" + +"I am not now in a condition to answer you. Smarting with indignation +I can ill suppress, I cannot command the calmness requisite to reply +in fit terms to the generous confidence of a high-born lady. Retire to +your apartment, lady, for your father is expected momently, and I must +see him first alone." + +Anna kissed the hand of the slave, and retired slowly. A few moments +afterwards the gallop of a horse was heard entering the court yard, +and this sound was followed by the appearance of Count Alexis, who +threw himself into the arms of Michael, and pressed him to his heart. + +"Joy, joy, Michael!" he exclaimed. "You are now free--as free as air! +Here are the documents; my slave no longer--my friend always. And as +soon as you choose to join the service, you can lead a troop of the +royal cavaliers." + +Michael poured out his thanks to his generous master. + +"And now," said the count, "to touch upon a matter nearer still to my +heart. Since the adventure in the forest, I have loved you as a son. +To make you such in reality would be to crown my old age with +happiness. My daughters are acknowledged to be beautiful, fitting +mates for the proudest of the land. I offer you the hand of her you +can love the best; make your election, and I doubt not her heart will +second my wishes and yours." + +"My noble friend," said Michael, "I accept your offer gratefully. You +have made me the happiest of men. You will pardon me, I know, when I +confess that I have dared to raise my eyes to one of your daughters. +Without your consent the secret should have been hidden forever in my +own heart, even had it consumed it." + +Count Tekeli shook the hand of the young man warmly, and then summoned +his two daughters. They obeyed promptly. Both were agitated, and bent +their eyes upon the floor. + +"Count Tekeli," said Michael, speaking in a calm, clear voice, "I have +a word to say to this your younger daughter, the lady Anna." + +As her name was uttered, the young girl raised her eyes, inquiringly, +to the face of the speaker. + +"Lady, but now," said Michael, "you solicited my forgiveness on your +knees." + +"What!" cried the count, the blood mounting to his temples; "a +daughter of mine solicit on her knees forgiveness of one so late my +more than vassal--my slave! What is the meaning of this?" + +"It means," cried Michael, kindling as he spoke, "that this morning, +during your absence, count,--nay, a half hour before your return, +this, your younger daughter, in a moment of ill-founded jealousy and +rage, usurping your virtual rights,--rights you had yourself +annulled,--doomed me to the knout!--yea, had me scourged by menials in +the court yard of your castle!" + +"How," cried the count, addressing his daughter, "dared you commit +this infamy on the person of my friend--the savior of your life?" + +"I did, I did!" cried Anna, wringing her hands. + +"And you asked me to forgive you," said Michael. "You offered me your +hand, and begged me to accept it. My answer is, Never, never, never! +The moment you laid the bloody scourge upon my back, you lost your +hold upon my heart forever! I were less than a man could I forgive +this outrage on my manhood. I saved your life--you repaid it with the +lash. It is not the lash that wounds, it is the shame. The one eats +into the living flesh, the other into the living heart. Were you ten +times more lovely than you are, you would ever be a monster in my +eyes." + +The tears that coursed freely down the cheeks of the lady Anna ceased +to fall as Michael ceased to speak. A deep red flush mounted to her +temples, and her eyes, so lately humid, shot forth glances like those +of an angry tigress. She turned to the count. + +"Father," said she, "will you permit a base-born slave to use such +language to your daughter?" + +"Silence!" said the old man. "His heart is nobler than yours. More +measured terms could not have passed his lips. I should have despised +him had he felt and said less. Get thee to thy chamber, and in +penitence and prayer relieve thy conscience of the sin thou hast +committed." + +The lady Anna retired from the apartment with a haughty air and +measured step. + +"Lady," said Michael, approaching Eudocia, "between your sister and +myself there is a gulf impassable. If ever I can forgive her, it must +be when those sweet and tender eyes, that speak a heart all steeped in +gentleness and love, have smiled upon my hopes, and made me at peace +with all the world. Dearest Eudocia, will you accept the devotion of +my heart and life?" + +He took her hand; it trembled in his grasp, but was not withdrawn. She +struggled for composure a moment, and then, resting her head upon his +shoulder, wept for joy. + +The nuptials of Michael and Eudocia were soon celebrated. A brilliant +assemblage graced the old castle on the occasion; but long before the +solemnization, the count's younger daughter had fled to a convent to +conceal her anger and despair. + + + + +OBEYING ORDERS. + + +The "oldest inhabitant" perfectly remembers the Widow Trotter, who +used, many years ago, to inhabit a small wooden house away down in +Hanover Street, in somewhat close proximity to Salutation Alley. Well, +this widow was blessed with a son, who, like Goldsmith, and many other +men distinguished in after life, was the dunce of his class. Numerous +were the floggings which his stupidity brought upon him, and the road +to knowledge was with him truly a "wale of tears." + +One day he came home, as usual, with red eyes and hands. + +"O, you blockhead!" screamed his mother,--she was a bit of a virago, +Mrs. Trotter was,--"you've ben gettin' another lickin', I know." + +"O, yes," replied young Mr. Trotter; "that's one uv the reg'lar +exercises--lickin' me. 'Arter I've licked Trotter,' sez the master, +'I'll hear the 'rithmetic class.' But, mother, to change the subject, +as the criminal said, when he found the judge was getting personal, is +there enny arrand I can do for you?" + +"Yes," grumbled the widow; "only you're so eternal slow about every +thing you undertake--go get a pitcher of water, and be four years +about it, will ye?" + +Bob Trotter took the pitcher, and wended his way in the direction of +the street pump; but he hadn't got far when he encountered his +friend, Joe Buffer, the mate of a vessel, issuing from his house, +dragging a heavy sea chest after him. + +"Come Bob," said Joe, "bear a hand, and help us down to Long Wharf +with this." + +"Well, so I would," answered Bob, "only you see mother sent me arter a +pitcher o' water." + +"What do you care about your mother--she don't care for you? Come +along." + +"Well," said Bob, "first let me hide the pitcher where I can find it +again." + +With these words he stowed away his earthenware under a flight of +stone steps, and accompanied his friend aboard his ship. The pilot was +urging the captain to cast off, and take advantage of the tide and +wind, but the latter was awaiting the arrival of a boy who had shipped +the day before, wishing no good to his eyes for the delay he had +occasioned. + +At last he turned to Bob, and said,-- + +"What do you say, youngster, to shipping with me? I'll treat you well, +and give you ten dollars a month." + +"I should like to go," said Bob, hesitatingly. "But my mother----" + +"Hang your mother!" interrupted the captain. "She'll be glad to get +rid of you. Come--will you go?" + +"I hain't got no clothes." + +"Here's a chestfull. That other chap was just your size; they'll fit +you to a T." + +"I'll go." + +"Cast off that line there!" shouted the captain; and the ship fell off +with the tide, and was soon standing down the bay with a fair wind, +and every stitch of canvas set. She was bound for the northwest coast, +_via_ Canton, and back again, which was then called the "double +voyage," and usually occupied about four years. + +In the mean while, the non-appearance of Bob seriously alarmed his +mother. A night passed, and the town crier was called into requisition +a week, when she gave him up, had a note read for her in meeting, and +went into mourning. + +Just four years after these occurrences the ship returned to port, and +Bob and his friend were paid off. The wages of the widow's son +amounted to just four hundred and eighty dollars, and he found, on +squaring his accounts with the captain, that his advances had amounted +to the odd tens, and four hundred dollars clear were the fruits of his +long cruise. + +As he walked in the direction of his mother's house, in company with +Joe, he scanned with a curious eye the houses, the shops, and the +people that he passed. Nothing appeared changed; the same signs +indicated an unchanging hospitality on the part of the same landlords, +the same lumpers were standing at the same corners--it seemed as if he +had been gone only a day. With the old sights and sounds, Bob's old +feelings revived, and he almost dreaded to see, debouching from some +alley, a detachment of boys sent by his ancient enemy, the +schoolmaster, to know why he had been playing truant, and to carry him +back to receive the customary walloping. + +When he was quite near home, he said,-- + +"Joe, I wonder if any body's found that old pitcher." + +He stooped down, thrust his arm under the stone steps, and withdrew +the identical piece of earthenware he had deposited there just four +years ago. + +Having rinsed and filled it at the pump, he walked into his mother's +house, and found her seated in her accustomed arm chair. She looked +at him for a minute, recognized him, screamed, and exclaimed,-- + +"Why, Bob! where _have_ you been? What have you been doing?" + +"Gettin' that pitcher o' water," answered Bob, setting it upon the +table. "I always obey orders--you told me to be four years about it, +and I was." + + + + +THE DEACON'S HORSE. + + +As you turn a corner of the road, passing the base of a huge hill of +granite all overgrown with ivy and scrub oak, the deacon's house comes +full in sight. It is a quaint old edifice of wood, whose architecture +proclaims it as belonging to the ante-revolutionary period. Innocent +of paint, its dingy shingles and moss-grown roof assimilated with the +gray tint of the old stone fences and the granite boulders that rise +from the surrounding pasture land. The upper story projects over the +lower one, and in the huge double door that gives entrance to the hall +there are traces of Indian bullets and tomahawks, reminiscences of +that period when it was used as a blockhouse and served as a fortalice +to protect the inhabitants of the surrounding district, who fled +hither for protection from the vengeful steel and lead of the +aborigines. On one side of the mansion is an extensive apple orchard +of great antiquity, through which runs a living stream, whose babble +in the summer solstice, mingled with the hum of insects, is the most +refreshing sound to which the ear can listen. On the other side is one +of those old-fashioned wells, whose "old oaken bucket" rises to the +action of a "sweep." Two immemorial elm trees, in a green old age, +shadow the trim shaven lawn in front. Opposite the house, on the other +side of the road, is a vast barn, whose open doors, in the latter part +of July, afford a glimpse of a compact mass of English hay, destined +for the sustenance of the cattle in the dreary months of winter. We +must not forget the huge wood pile, suggestive of a cheerful fireside +in the long winter evenings. + +But where is the deacon's horse? Last year, and for the past twenty +years preceding, you could hardly pass of a summer evening, without +noticing an old gray quietly feeding by the roadside, lazily brushing +off, with his long switch tail, the hungry flies that fastened on his +flanks. The landscape is nothing without the old horse. The deacon +reared him on the homestead. When a yearling he used to come regularly +to the back door and there receive crusts of bread, crumbs of cake, +and other delicacies, the free gifts of the children to their pet. He +was the most wonderful colt that ever was--as docile as the house dog. +When stray poultry trespassed on the grounds, he would lay his little +ears back, and putting his nose close to the ground, curling up his +lips and showing his white teeth, drive the marauders from the +premises with such a "scare," that they would refrain from their +incursions for a week to come. But he was incapable of injuring a +living thing. + +When old enough for use, he submitted to the discipline of bit and +bridle without a single opposing effort. And what a fine figure he +made in harness! How smartly he trotted off to church carrying the +whole family behind him in a Dearborn wagon! How proud was his +carriage when he bore the deacon on his back! + +The old man once made a long journey on horseback, to visit a brother +who lived in the northern part of New England. A great portion of the +way there was only a bridle path to follow through the woods, and this +was frequently obstructed by fallen trees. When the impediment was +merely a bare trunk, the gallant gray cleared it gayly at a flying +leap; when the tree was encumbered with branches, he clambered over +it like a wild cat. Once the deacon was obliged to dismount, and crawl +on his hands and knees through the dense branches; the sagacious horse +imitated his example, and worked his way through like a panther. + +But age came upon the good gray. His sight began to fail--his knees to +falter. His teeth were entirely worn away. + +After a bitter struggle the deacon concluded to replace him by a +younger horse. Life had become a burden to the old family servant, of +which it was a mercy to relieve him. Yet, even then, the deacon was +reluctant to give a positive order for his execution. + +One day he called his eldest son to him. + +"Abijah," said he, "I'm going over to W., to get that colt I was +speaking about. While I am gone I want you to _dispose_ of the poor +old gray. I shouldn't like to sell him to any body that would abuse +him." + +He could say no more--but Abijah understood him. When his father had +gone, he went into the meadow, and dug a deep pit, beside which he +placed the sods at first removed by the spade. He then carefully +loaded his rifle and called to the old gray. The poor animal, who was +accustomed to obey the voice of every member of the family, feebly +neighed and tottered to the brink of the pit. The young man threw a +handkerchief over the horse's eyes, and placing the muzzle of the +rifle to his ear, fired. The poor old horse fell, without a groan, +into the grave which had been prepared for him. With streaming eyes, +Abijah threw the earth over the remains of his playmate, and then +carefully replaced the sod. + +When the deacon returned with his fine new horse, he manifested no +elation at his purchase, nor, though he perceived that the stall was +empty, did he trust himself to make any inquiries respecting the old +gray. Only the family noticed, that in the course of the afternoon, in +wandering through the meadow, he came upon the new-made grave, and +though the sods had been carefully replaced, he evidently noticed +traces of the spade, and suspected the cause, for he tried the soil +with his foot, and was also observed to pass the back of his hand +across his eyes. But he never alluded to his old servant. + +If there be men who can smile at the grief of a family for the loss of +an animal who has been long endeared to them by service and +association, be assured that their hearts are not in the right place; +and that they are individuals who would exhibit a like callousness to +the loss of human friends. + + + + +THE CONTRABANDISTA. + +A TALE OF THE PACIFIC COAST. + + +Night was setting in--a clear, starlight night--as a small armed brig +was working her way into a little bay upon the western coast of +Mexico. She was a trim-built craft, and not too deeply laden to +conceal the symmetry of her dark and exquisitely-modelled hull. The +cleanness of her run, the elegance of her lines, the rake of her +slender masts, and the cut of her sails, showed her, at a glance, to +be a Baltimore-built clipper--at the time of which we speak--some +years ago--the fastest thing upon the ocean. She was working to +windward against a light breeze, and hence was unable to exhibit any +thing of her qualities, though a seaman's eye would have decided at a +glance that she could sail like a witch. The Zanthe, for that was the +name inscribed in gilt letters on her stern and sideboards, might have +been a dangerous customer in a brush, for her armament consisted of +ten brass eighteens, and her crew of sixty picked seamen--an abundance +of men to work the brig, and serve her batteries with satisfaction and +credit. + +Not to keep the reader any longer in suspense with regard to her +character and purpose, we will inform him that the Zanthe was a +smuggler, and for some years had been engaged in the illegal game of +defrauding the revenue of the Mexican republic. She was commanded by a +Scotchman named Morris, and her first mate was a Yankee, answering to +the hail of Pardon G. Simpkins, as gallant a fellow and as good a +seaman as ever trod a plank. It was her custom to land contraband +goods at different points upon the coast where lighters were kept +concealed, and where the merchandise was taken charge of by the +shore-gang, a numerous and well-appointed body of picked men, mounted +and armed to the teeth, and provided with a large number of mules for +transporting the goods into the interior. The merchandise, lightered +off from the brig, was hidden in the _chaparral_, if it came on shore +before the mule trains were ready, and it was piled up with +combustibles, in such a manner that, should the _vigilantes_ surprise +them in sufficient numbers to effect a seizure, and overcome +resistance, a match thrown among the booty secured its destruction in +a few moments. A smoke by day and a fire by night, upon the shore, was +the signal for the brig to approach and come to anchor. + +The Zanthe, as we before said, slowly worked her way to her anchorage. +One by one, her white sails, on which the last flush of the sunset +fires had just faded, were all furled, and, her anchors dropped, she +swung round with the tide, and rode in safety. A Bengola light was +displayed for a moment from the foretop, and answered by another from +the shore. + +"All right, cap'n," said the mate, walking aft to where Morris was +standing, near the wheel. "The critters have seen us, and that are +firework means that there aint no vigilantes round abeout. I spose we +shall hev the lighters along side airly in the mornin'." + +"Yes," said the captain. "I wonder whether Don Martinez is with the +shore gang." + +"Not knowin', can't say," replied the mate. "Most likely he is, +howsomdever--'cause our cargo is vallable, and he'd be likely to look +after it." + +"You know, Pardon," said the captain, "this is to be our last voyage." + +"Edxactly," answered the mate. + +"And I hope it will turn out well for the owners. For my part, I'm +tired of this life. Circumstances induced me to adopt it; but I can't +say that in my conscience I have ever approved it." + +"Why, cap'n, you astonish me!" exclaimed the mate. "You don't mean to +say that you think it's any harm to cheat the greasers." + +"Yes I do," replied the captain, shaking his head. "And I think the +aggravation of the offence is, that I am an adopted citizen of the +republic of the stars and stripes. I am engaged in defrauding the +government of a sister republic." + +"A pretty sort er sister republic," replied the mate, disdainfully. "A +poor, miserable set of thievin', throat-cuttin', monte-playin', +cattle-stealin', bean-eatin' griffins. If our government had had any +spunk, we'd have pitched into 'em long ago. And it was only because +they're weaker than we be, that we haven't licked 'em into spun yarn." + +"But suppose, Pardon, we should be (a chance that, thank Heaven, has +never yet occurred) overhauled by one of their revenue cutters." + +"The little Zanthe could walk away from her like a racer from a plough +horse." + +"But, supposing we were surprised, and lay where we couldn't run." + +"Cap'n," said Pardon, glancing along the grim batteries of the Zanthe, +"do you see them are lovely bull dogs? And them are sturdy Jacks +what's a sittin' on the breeches of the guns? What on airth was they +made for? A couple of broadsides, starboard and larboard, would settle +the hash of the smartest revenue cutter that ever dipped her fore foot +in the water." + +"And the after thought would never trouble you, Pardon?" + +"Never! 'shelp me, Bob," replied the mate, energetically. "Greasers +isn't human bein's. Besides, it's all fair play, life for life, and +the gentleman with the single fluke tail take the loser. Haint they +set a price on our heads? Eight thousand dollars on your'n, and five +thousand on mine? I never was worth five thousand down at Portland; +but if they've marked me up too high, it's their own look out. They'll +never be called upon to pay it. But this sellin' a fellur's head +standin', like a lot of firewood, is excessively aggravatin', and gets +a fellur's mad up. But, hallo, cap'n, here comes a shore boat. I'll +bet it's Don Martinez." + +A row boat, manned by eight Mexicans, with a muffled figure in the +stern sheets, now pulled out for the brig, and soon lay alongside. On +being challenged, a preconcerted watchword was given in reply, and the +oars being shipped, a couple of boat hooks held the boat fast at the +foot of the starboard side-ladder. This done, the person in the stern +sheets arose and prepared to ascend the brig's side. + +"Petticoats, by thunder!" muttered the mate. "What does this mean, +cap'n?" + +Captain Morris was evidently surprised at the sex of his visitor, but +he assisted and welcomed her on board with the frank courtesy of a +seaman. The light of a battle lantern that stood upon the harness +cask, displayed the dark but handsome features of a young Mexican +seńorita, whose small and graceful hand, sparkling with rings, +gathered her silken _rebosa_ around her symmetrical figure, in folds +that would have enchanted an artist. + +"Seńor captain," said she, "I bear you a message from Martinez. He +bade me tell you to land half your cargo here to-morrow, as before +agreed upon. The remainder goes to Santa Rosara, fifty miles to the +northward, where he awaits you with a chosen band." + +"Seńorita," replied the captain, with hesitation, "it were ungallant +to express a doubt. But ours is a perilous business, and on the mere +word of a stranger--though that stranger be an accomplished lady----" + +"O, I come furnished with credentials, seńor," interrupted the lady, +with a smile; "there is a letter from Martinez." + +Captain Morris hastily perused the letter which the lady handed him. +Its contents vouched for her fidelity, and, intimating that the lady +was a dear friend of his, and likely to be soon intimately connected +with him, committed her to the charge of the captain, and requested +him to bring her on to Santa Rosara on board the brig. + +Morris immediately expressed his sense of the honor done him, and +escorted the seńorita below, where he abandoned his state room and +cabin to her use. Pardon G. Simpkins walked his watch in great ill +humor, muttering to himself incessantly. + +"What in the blazes keeps these here women folks continually emergin' +from their aliment and mixin' into other spheres? They're well enough +ashore, but on soundin's and blue water they beat old Nick. And aboard +a _contrabandista_, too! It's enough to make a Quaker kick his +grandmother. Howsomdever, Morris is just soft-headed fool enough to +like it, and think it all fine fun. I shouldn't wonder if he was ass +enough to get spliced one of these days, and take his wife to sea. I +think I see a doggarytype of myself took as mate of a vessel that +sails with a cap'n's wife aboard." + +And, chuckling at this idea, he put an extra quid in his mouth, and +ruminated in a better frame of mind. + +In the morning, Mr. Simpkins turned out betimes to prepare for the +landing of a portion of the cargo; and he was busied in this duty, +when an incident occurred that might well have startled a less ready +and self-possessed man than the mate of the Zanthe. + +Suddenly rounding the headland on the north, a cutter, with the +Mexican flag flying at her mizzen peak, and the muzzles of her guns +gleaming through the port holes, came in view of the astonished mate. +She stood into the bay, till within rifle shot of the bow of the +Zanthe, when she dropped her sails and came to anchor. + +As she accomplished this manoeuvre, the mate mustered the crew, run +out his guns, which were all shotted, and then quietly roused the +captain and brought him on deck. + +"That looks a little wicked, cap'n," said the mate, pointing at the +revenue cutter. + +The captain shook his head. + +"Now, cap'n," said the mate, briskly, "just speak the word, and I'll +give him my starboard battery before the slow-motioned critter fires a +gun." + +"No, no," said the captain; "wait!" + +Mr. Simpkins looked fixedly at the captain, thrust his hands deep into +the pockets of his pea jacket, and sitting down on the breech of a +gun, whistled Yankee Doodle in such slow time that it sounded like a +dead march. + +In another minute, a barge was lowered from the side of the Mexican +cutter, and manned with armed sailors, while an officer in uniform +took his seat in the stern sheets. + +The barge pulled alongside, Captain Morris neither hailing nor +offering to take any action in the premises. Leaving only a boatkeeper +in the barge, the Mexican officer, followed by his crew, sprang up the +ladder, and bounding on deck, struck his drawn sword on the capstan, +and announced the Zanthe as his prize. + +"To whom shall I have the honor of surrendering?" asked Captain +Morris, touching his hat. + +"My name," said the officer, glancing from a paper he held in his +hand, as he spoke, "is Captain Ramon Morena, of the Vengador cutter. +You, I presume, are Captain Morris, of the Zanthe." + +Morris bowed. + +"And you are Pardon G. Simpkins, I suppose," said the Mexican, +addressing the mate. + +"Pardon G. Simpkins--five thousand dollars," replied that gentleman. + +"Captain Morena," said Morris, "before we proceed to business, do me +the favor to walk into my cabin. While we are below," he added, "I +trust your men will be ordered not to maltreat my poor fellows." + +The Mexican captain glanced, with some surprise, at the formidable +array of men upon the deck of the Zanthe, and then, after a few words +in Spanish to his boat's crew, followed the captain and mate into the +cabin. + +Captain Morena was a very fine looking man of thirty, with magnificent +hair and mustaches, and wore a very showy uniform. He threw himself +carelessly upon the transom, and laid his sword upon the cabin table, +while Morris and the mate seated themselves on camp stools. + +"Seńor capitan," said Morris, "I trust, though it be early in the day, +that you have no objection to take a glass of wine with me." + +The Mexican assented to the proposition, and the steward produced a +bottle, glasses, and cigars. + +"Your health, capitan," said Morris, with a courteous smile; "and may +you ever be as successful as on the present occasion." + +"Muchas gracias seńor," replied the Mexican; "you bear the loss of +your brig very good humoredly. What may she be worth?" + +"She cost thirty thousand dollars in Baltimore," replied Morris. + +"You must regret to lose her." + +"That admits no question, seńor." + +"But that is of minor importance, compared with your other loss." + +"What loss?" + +"The loss of your life. I fear nothing can save you or your friend +here. Yet, perhaps, intercession may do something. I suppose you would +prefer being shot to hanging from the yard-arm." + +"Decidedly," answered Morris. + +"Or working for life on the highway, with a ball and chain, you would +think preferable to both." + +"Cap'n Morris," said the mate, speaking in English, "it strikes me +that our friend in the hairy face is a leetle grain out in his +reckoning; 'pears to me, that instead of our bein' in his power, he's +in ourn. Just say the word, and I'll gin the Vengador a broadside +that'll sink her in the shiver of a main topsail." + +"You are right, Pardon," said the captain, smiling; "the gentleman has +missed a figure, certainly. Captain Morena," he added, speaking in +Spanish, "you have made a small mistake; you are _my_ prisoner, sir. +Nay, start not; you are completely in my power. Dare but to breathe +another word of menace, or offer to resist me, and the Vengador shall +go to Davy Jones. Pass me that sword." + +Morena, taken by surprise, obeyed. + +"Gi' me his toastin' fork, cap'n," said the mate, "and I'll lock it up +in my state room;" which was done almost as soon as said. + +"And now, Captain Morena," said Morris, "just walk on deck and explain +matters to your people, and then I'll show you how fast a Yankee crew +and Mexican lightermen can unload a contrabandista." + +They adjourned to the deck, and the Mexican captain was compelled to +remain an inactive witness, while boat load after boat load of +contraband goods was landed under his own eyes, and the very guns of +his cutter. When the work was finished, Captain Morris approached +Morena, and said,-- + +"Captain, I have a word to say to you. I am going up the coast fifty +miles, to land the remainder of my cargo at Santa Rosara. Give me your +word that you will not follow and molest me, that you will not breathe +a word of what you have seen and heard, and I will restore your sword +and release you on _parole_." + +The revenue captain gave the required pledge, and his sword was +restored; after which his men were permitted to man the barge. + +"And now, captain, one bumper at parting," said the hospitable Morris. +"The steward has just opened a fresh bottle, and besides I have a +pleasant surprise for you." + +As they entered the cabin, Morena started back and uttered an +exclamation as his eyes fell on the beautiful face and graceful figure +of the Mexican seńorita, who had taken her seat at the table. + +"Maria!" he exclaimed. + +"Yes," replied the lady, with sparkling eyes and heightened color. "I +have escaped your power. The man who basely sought to coerce my +inclinations has been baffled, and ere another sun has set, I shall be +the bride of the smuggler Martinez." + +"Malediction!" cried the Mexican. + +"Come, come, cap'n," said the mate, "take a horn, and settle your +proud stomach." + +"Never," said the Mexican. "A curse on all of ye!" and he sprang to +the deck, threw himself into his barge, and was soon aboard of the +cutter. + +As the clipper brig, with all her canvas set, and her larboard tacks +aboard, bowed gracefully to the freshening breeze, and bowled away +under the stern of the Mexican cutter, the mate said to the captain,-- + +"Cap'n, I wish you'd just let me give that fellur a broadside, if it +was only just to clean the guns, afore I run 'em in." + +"No, no," replied the captain, smiling, "honor bright, my boy. We'll +keep our word to him." + +"That's more than he'll do to us," answered the mate, "or I don't know +the natur of a greaser. One broadside from our starboard battery would +settle him, and save all future trouble, and make every thing pleasant +and comfortable on all sides." + +But Captain Morris would not listen to reason, and so the guns were +secured, and the ports closed, and the little Zanthe went bounding on +her course to Santa Rosara. + +She came to anchor in a deep bay which she entered at nightfall, and +almost immediately a shore boat, under the command of Martinez, +boarded the brig. The meeting between the smuggler and his bride was +so affectionate, as to call a tear even into the eye of Mr. Pardon G. +Simpkins. The smuggler laughed loudly when he heard of the +discomfiture of Captain Morena, the discarded suitor of the seńorita +Maria. + +The next day all hands were employed in landing the remainder of the +cargo, and at night a very worthy and accommodating priest came off +from the shore, and united Martinez and Maria in the bonds of holy +matrimony. The nuptials were celebrated with great rejoicings and +revelry, and the fun was kept up till a late hour of the night, when +the happy couple retired to the cabin. + +The first faint streaks of dawn were beginning to appear in the east, +when the ever vigilant ear of the mate, who never took a wink of sleep +while the brig was lying on shore, detected the cautious plunge of +oars, and soon he descried a barge pulling towards the brig. + +"Catch a weazle asleep," said the Yankee to himself; "these greasers +don't know as much as a farrer hen." And without arousing the captain, +he quietly mustered the crew, and with as little noise as possible, +the guns were run out upon the starboard side, which the boat was fast +approaching. + +A moment after he hailed. No answer was given, but the light of the +lanterns flashed on the arms of a large body of men, and the mate +recognized the figure of the captain of the Vengador in the stern +sheets. + +"Sheer off," shouted the mate, "or by the shade of Gin'ral Jackson, +I'll blow you all to Davy Jones." + +"Pull for your lives," shouted the voice of Morena; and the boat +bounded towards the brig. + +"Fire!" cried the mate. + +Crash went the guns! The iron hurtled through the air, and the +splintering of wood, as the metal struck the barge, was distinctly +heard amid the groans and shrieks of the vigilantes. + +In one moment it was all over. Morris and Martinez rushed to the deck. + +"What's the matter, Pardon?" asked the former. + +"Nothin', cap'n--cap'n, nothin'," answered the mate. "Only there aint +quite so many greasers in the world at present, as there was five +minutes since. Morena broke his parole, and tried to board us by +surprise, and I gin' him my starboard battery--that's all." + +"Then I'm off for blue water!" cried the captain. + +"And I for the mountains!" said Martinez. "The mules are all packed +and the horses saddled. The vigilantes must wear sharp spurs if they +catch us." + +It was a hurried parting--that of the smuggler and his bride with the +captain and mate of the Zanthe. But they got safely on shore, and the +whole band effected their escape. + +The Zanthe spread her wings, and some days afterwards was crossing the +equator. She was never known again as a free trader. The captain and +mate had both "made their piles," and after arriving at the Atlantic +states retired from sea. Pardon G. Simpkins took up his residence in +Boston, and during the late war with Mexico, was very prominent in his +denunciations of that republic, and very liberal in his donations to +the Massachusetts regiment, to the members of which his parting +admonition was, to "give them greasers fits." + + + + +THE STAGE-STRUCK GENTLEMAN. + + +Few amateurs of the drama have passed through their town lives, +without having been, at some one period of their career, what is +called stage struck, afflicted with a maniacal desire to make a "first +appearance," to be designated in posters as a "YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF +THIS CITY," in connection with one Mr. Shakspeare, the "author of +certain plays." The stage-struck youth is easily recognized by certain +symptoms which manifest themselves at an early stage of the disorder. +He is apt to pass his hand frequently through his "horrent locks," to +frown darkly without any possible reason, and to look daggers at his +landlady when invited to help himself to brown-bread toast. His voice, +in imitation of the "Boy," the "Great American tragedian," alternates +between the deep bass of a veteran porker and the mellifluous tenor of +a "pig's whisper." He is apt to roll his eyes quickly from side to +side, to gasp and heave his chest most unaccountably. He reads nothing +of the papers but the theatrical advertisements and critiques. He has +an acquaintance with two or three fourth-rate stock actors and a scene +shifter, and is consequently "up" in any amount of professional +information and slang, which he retails to every one he meets, without +regard to the taste or time of his auditors. Have you seen the new +drama of the Parricidal Oysterman? If you have, you must agree with +him it is the greatest affair old Pel. has ever brought out; if you +have not, you must submit to his contemptuous pity for your ignorance. +For a person who passes his evenings in the society of books and +friends, or in the country, the stage-struck gentleman has the most +profound contempt. How one can live without nightly inhaling the odor +of gas and orange peel, is to him a mystery inexplicable. He is aided +and abetted in his practices by the sympathy and example of other +stage-struck youths, all "foredoomed their fathers' soul to cross," +all loathing their daily avocations for the time being, all spending +their earnings, or borrowings, or stealings, on bits of pasteboard +that admit them to their nightly banquet. The stage struck always copy +the traits of the leading actor of the hour, whoever he may be, and +grunt and bluster in imitation of "Ned"--meaning Forrest--or quack and +stutter _ą la_ "Bill"--that is, Macready--as the wind of popular favor +veers and changes. It is curious, at a representation of the +"Gladiator," to winnow these young gentlemen from the mass by the lens +of an opera glass. There you may see the knit brows, the high shirt +collars, the folded arms, the pursed-up lips, the hats drawn down over +the eyes, that are the certain indications of the stage-struck +Forrestians. + +If, after the performance, fate and a designing oysterman place you in +the next box to three or four of these geniuses, you will, unless very +much of a philosopher, be disgusted, for the time being, with human +nature. Their paltry imitations, their miserable brayings, their +misquotations from Shakspeare, their mendacious accounts of interviews +with the "Boy," will be enough to drive you mad. Some such thing as +the following will occur:-- + +_Waiter._ Here are your oysters, _gentlemen_; ("a slight shade of +irony in the emphasis.") + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 1_, (in a deep guttural tone.) "Let em come +in--we're armed!" + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 2_, (to waiter.) "Red ruffian, retire!" + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 3_, (to Stage-struck Youth, No. 4.) "How are +you _now_, Dick?" + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 4._ "Richard's himself again!" + +_O, Dii immortales!_ can these things be? In other words, _can_ such +_animals_ exist? + +It has been calculated by a celebrated mathematician, that out of +every fourteen dozen of these stage-struck young gentlemen, one +actually makes a first appearance. This event causes an enormous +flutter in the circle of aspirants from which the promotion takes +place. As the eventful night approaches, the most active and +enterprising among them besiege the newspapers with elaborate puffs of +their _confrčre_, a column long, and are astonished and enraged that +editors exclude them entirely, or exscissorize them to a dozen lines. +Of what importance is the foreign news, in comparison with the first +appearance of Bill Smithy in the arduous character of Hamlet? Has +Colonel Greene no sympathy with struggling genius? Or is it the result +of an infernal plot of the actors to put down competition, and sustain +a professional monopoly? + +The stage-struck young gentleman has passed through the fiery ordeal +of "rehearsals," has been duly pushed and shaken into his "suit of +sables," glittering with steel bugles, his hands have been adorned +with black kids, his plumed hat rests upon his brow, his rapier +dangles at his side. The curtain goes up and he is pushed upon the +stage. His first appearance is the signal for a thundering round of +generous applause, in which his faithful fellow-Forrestians are +leading _claquers_. But the audience soon discover that he is a "guy" +escaped from the _surveillance_ an anxious mother. The stage-struck +young gentleman is "goosed." Storms of hisses or bursts of ironical +applause greet every sentence that he utters, and the curtain finally +falls on his disgrace. This generally cures the disease of which we +have been speaking. A night of agony, a week of pain, and the young +gentleman, disenchanted and disenthralled, looks back upon his +temporary mania with feelings of humiliation and surprise, cuts his +aiders and abettors, and betakes himself seriously to the rational +business of life. + +But there are some stage-struck gentlemen whom nothing can convince of +their total unfitness for the stage. You may hiss them night after +night, you may present them with bouquets of carrots, and wreaths of +cabbage leaves and onions, and leather medals, and services of tin +plate; and if you find them "insensible to kindness," you may try +brickbats--but in vain. They will cling to the stage for life--living, +or rather starving, as _attachés_ to some theatre, the signal for +disturbance whenever they present themselves; detected by the lynx +eyes of the public, whether disguised as Roman citizens or Neapolitan +brigands, and severely punished for incompetency by heaped-up insult +and abuse. These men live and die miserably; yet, doubtless, their +lives are checkered with rays of hope; they regard themselves as +martyrs, and die with the secret consciousness that they have "acted +well their parts." + + + + +THE DIAMOND STAR; + +OR, + +THE ENGLISHMAN'S ADVENTURE. + +A STORY OF VALENCIA. + + +In a fine summer night in the latter half of the seventeenth century, +(the day and year are immaterial,) Clarence Landon, a handsome and +high-spirited young Englishman, who had been passing some time in the +south of Spain, was standing on the banks of the Guadalquiver, in the +environs of the ancient city of Valencia, watching with anxious eyes +the fading sails of a small felucca, just visible in the golden rays +of the rising moon, as, catching a breath of the freshening western +breeze, they bore the light craft out upon the blue bosom of the +Mediterranean. Though the scene was one of surpassing beauty, though +the air was balmy, and came to his brow laden with the fragrance of +the orange, the myrtle, and the rose, the expression of the young +man's face was melancholy in the extreme. + +"Too late!" he muttered to himself; "too late! It is hard, after +having ventured so much for them, that I should have been baffled in +my attempt to escape with them. However, they are safe and happy. If +this breeze holds, they will soon pass Cape St. Martin. Dear Estella, +how I value this pledge of your friendship and gratitude." + +And the young man, after raising to his lips a small diamond star, +attached to a golden chain, deposited the trinket in his bosom, and +then, with a parting glance at the distant vessel, turned homewards in +the direction of the city gates. + +Absorbed in his own reflections, he did not notice that his footsteps +were dogged by a tall figure, muffled in a black cloak, which pursued +him in the moonlight, like his shadow, and left him only when he +entered his _posada_. + +Landon spent some time in his room in reading and arranging letters +and papers; and when the clock of a neighboring cathedral sounded the +hour of eleven, threw himself upon his bed without undressing, and was +soon asleep. From a disturbed and unrefreshing slumber, crowded with +vexatious visions, he was suddenly and rudely roused by a rough hand +laid upon his shoulder. He started upright in bed, and gazed around +him with astonishment. His chamber was filled by half a dozen +sinister-looking men, robed entirely in black, in whom he recognized, +not without a shudder, the dreaded familiars of the Holy Office, the +officials of the Inquisitorial Tribune. His first impulse was to grope +for his arms; but his sword and pistols had been removed. A rough +voice bade him arise and follow, and he had no choice but to obey the +mandate. Preceded and followed by the familiars, who were all armed, +as he judged by the clash of steel that attended each footstep, though +no weapons were apparent, he descended the staircase, came out upon +the street, and was conducted through many a winding lane and passage +to a low-browed arch, which opened into the basement story of a huge +embattled building, that rose like a fortress before him. The +conductor of the band halted here, and knocking thrice upon an oaken +door, studded with huge iron nails, it was opened silently, and the +party entered a dark, subterranean passage of stone, lighted only by +a smoky cresset lamp swinging in a recess. + +After passing through this corridor, Landon was conducted into a huge +vaulted hall, dimly illuminated by the branches of an iron chandelier, +by whose light he discovered in front of him a raised platform, on +which were seated three men, robed in black, while before them, at a +table, sat two others, similarly attired, with writing implements +before them. On the platform was planted a huge banner, the blazon on +the folds of which was a wooden cross, flanked by a branch of olive +and a naked sword, the motto being, "_Exurge, Domine, et judica causam +tuam._" _Rise, Lord, and judge thy cause._ It wanted neither this +formidable standard, nor the implements of torture scattered around, +to convince the young Englishman that he stood in the halls of the +Inquisition. + +After being permitted to stand some time before the judges, that his +mind might be impressed with the terrors of the place, the principal +Inquisitor addressed him, demanding his name. + +"Clarence Landon," was the reply. + +"Your birthplace?" + +"London, England." + +"Your age?" + +"Twenty-five years." + +"Occupation?" + +"I am a gentleman of fortune, with no pursuit but that of knowledge +and pleasure." + +"You are accused," said the judge, "of having aided and abetted a +countryman of yours, named Walter Hamilton, in seducing and carrying +off Estella Martinez, a lady of a noble house, and a sister of St. +Ursula. How say you, guilty or not guilty?" + +"I am not guilty--I am not capable of the infamy with which you charge +me." + +"He refuses to confess," said the judge, turning to a familiar, the +sworn tormentor. "We must try the question. Sanchez, is the rack +prepared?" + +The man addressed was a brawny, muscular ruffian, with a livid and +forbidding countenance, whose dark eyes sparkled with pleasure as he +bowed assent to the interrogation. + +"Hold!" cried Landon. "The truth can no longer harm any but myself; +and though you may inflict death upon me, you shall not enjoy the +fiendish satisfaction of mutilating my limbs with your horrid +enginery. I did aid Hamilton, not indeed in ruining an injured maiden, +but in rescuing from the thraldom she abhorred a lovely lady whom +Providence formed to make the happiness of an honorable man. By this +time Estella is a happy bride." + +"Her joys will be shortened," said the inquisitor, frowning. "They +cannot long elude the power of Rodrigo d'Almonte, at once judge of the +Holy Office and governor of Valencia." + +"Moderate your transports, governor," replied the Englishman, boldly; +"the fugitives are beyond your reach. This very night a swift-winged +felucca bore them away from these accursed shores, to a land of +liberty and happiness." + +The brow of Rodrigo grew black as night. + +"Insolent!" he answered; "you have outraged and set at naught the +authority of church and state; your life shall pay the forfeit." + +"Be it so," replied Landon, folding his arms; "but let me tell you, +that for every drop of blood shed, my country will demand a life. The +cross of St. George protects the meanest subject of the English +crown." + +Rodrigo d'Almonte made no reply, but waving his hand, Landon was +removed from the tribunal and thrown into a dungeon on the same floor +with the hall of torture. + + * * * * * + +Towards the close of a sultry summer day, the narrow streets of +Valencia wore an aspect of unusual activity and life, filled, as they +were, with representatives of every class of citizens. The tide of +human beings seemed to be setting in one direction, towards a plaza, +or square, in the centre. The Alameda was deserted by its fashionable +promenaders; and young and old--all, indeed, who were not +bedridden--were at length congregated in the square. The attraction +was soon explained; for in the centre of the plaza was seen a lofty +platform of wood, on which was erected a stout stake or pillar, to +which was affixed an iron chain and ring. Around this were heaped, to +the height of several feet, huge fagots of dry wood, ready for the +torch. A large body of men-at-arms kept the crowd back from a large +open space around the platform. These preparations were made, so the +popular rumor ran, for the punishment of a young Englishman, who had +aided a Spanish nun in the violation of her vows. + +The numerous bells of the city were tolling heavily; and at length, +after the patience of the populace had been nearly exhausted, the head +of a column of men, marching in slow time, was seen to enter upon the +plaza. First came the governor's guard, their steel caps and cuirasses +and halberds polished like silver. After these, walked the officials +of the Inquisition, and some friars of the order of St. Dominic, +surrounding the unfortunate Landon, who wore the _corazo_, or pointed +cap, upon his head, and the _san benito_, a robe painted all over +with flames and devils, typifying the awful fate which awaited him. He +ascended the scaffold with a firm step, while the _cortége_ ranged +themselves around it; and the governor of Valencia, mounted on a +splendid barbed charger, and wearing his inquisitorial robes over his +military uniform, rode into the square, amid the _vivas_ of the crowd +and the presented arms of the troops, and made a sign for the ceremony +to proceed. + +As an officer, appointed for the purpose, was about to read the +sentence, a great tumult arose in the square, and attracted the +attention of all the spectators. + +"What is the meaning of this, Alvarez?" asked the governor, addressing +one of his lieutenants. + +"The people, please your excellency, have got hold of Isaac, the rich +Jew, and insist on his beholding the august spectacle of the _auto da +fe_." + +"The unbelieving dog has never liked these brave shows," answered the +governor, with a grim smile, "since his well-beloved brother, +Issachar, expiated his heresy on this spot in the great auto, when we +burned twenty of his tribe before the king. Beshrew my heart! he +abuses my clemency in permitting him to hold house and gold here in +Valencia. He shall behold the execution! Make room there, and drag him +into the heart of the hollow square." + +The cruel order was obeyed; and the old Jew, who was a mild and +venerable-looking man, was forced into the centre of the plaza, whence +he could have a full view of the horrid scene about to be enacted. + +But the indignities to which he had been subjected aroused a latent +spark of fire even in the soul of the aged Hebrew. He lifted up his +voice and cried aloud:-- + +"Spaniards! Christians! are ye men, or are ye brutes? Fear ye not the +vengeance of Heaven, when ye enact deeds that would make the savage +blush? Think ye that Heaven will long withhold its vengeance from +atrocities that cry aloud to it night and day--that the innocent blood +ye have spilt will sink, unavenged, into the earth? Fear and tremble, +for the hour of wrath and woe is at hand!" + +The energy and eloquence with which he spoke sent a strange thrill of +terror through the crowd. The governor, alone insensible to fear, +shouted from his saddle:-- + +"Tremble for yourself, Isaac! for, by the rood! if you dare question +the justice of the Holy Office, you shall share the fate of yonder +prisoner." + +"I fear not the wrath of man," replied the Jew; "fear you the wrath of +Heaven!" + +And at this moment, as if in vindication of his words, a heavy clap of +thunder, that shook the city like the discharge of a park of +artillery, broke upon the ear; and one of those sudden storms, so +common in southerly latitudes, rolled up its dark masses of clouds, +and the light of day was suddenly quenched, as in an eclipse. Vivid +flashes of lightning lit the upturned and terror-stricken faces of the +cowering multitude. At the same time, the wind howled fiercely through +the streets that debouched upon the plaza, and tore the plumage that +waved and tossed upon the helmets of the soldiery. + +"Executioner!" roared the governor, whose high, stern tones of +military command were heard above the roar of the sudden tornado, "do +your duty! Set fire to the fagots!" + +The order was obeyed; the torch was applied, and already a quivering, +lurid flame shot up at the feet of the luckless Landon, when the storm +burst forth with ungovernable fury. The scaffolding was blown down, +the fragments scattered, and the rain, descending in torrents, +instantly quenched both torch and fagot. The vast crowd was thrown +into utter confusion; the terrified horses of the cavalry plunged +madly among the footmen; hundreds fell and were trampled under foot; +and prayers, shrieks, and imprecations filled the darkened air. + +Landon was unhurt amid the wreck of the sacrificial pyre. A ray of +hope shot up in his heart. Scrambling out of the ruins, unobserved and +unpursued, he fled down the nearest lane with the utmost speed. +Anxious to obtain shelter, he, without even a thought, climbed a +garden wall; once within which he was safe, for a moment, from +pursuit. Rushing through a shaded alley of the garden, he found +himself at the door of a large and splendid house. Almost without a +hope of finding it yield, he tried the handle, and the door opened. +Silently and swiftly he ascended a large, stone staircase, and took +refuge in the first apartment which he found before him. A beautiful +young girl, the only occupant of the room, starting at the fearful +apparition of a stranger flying for his life, in the robe of the _san +benito_, fell upon her knees and crossed herself repeatedly, as her +dark eyes were fixed in terror on the intruder. + +"Lady!" cried Landon, "for the love of that Being whom we both +worship, though in a different form, take pity on a wretched +fellow-being. Save me! save me!" + +"You are accursed and condemned," she answered, rising and recoiling. + +"I am! I am!--but you know my offence. If you ever loved yourself, you +know how to pardon it. Think of the horrid fate which awaits me, if +you are pitiless." + +The lady paused and reflected, Landon watching the expression of her +countenance with the most intense anxiety. At length her brow cleared +up; there was an expression of sweetness about her rosy lips that +revived hope in the heart of the fugitive. + +"I will save you if I can," she answered. + +"Heaven's best blessing on you for the word!" exclaimed the +Englishman. + +"But you have come to a dangerous place for shelter and safety," she +continued, sadly. "Do you know whose house this is? It is the dwelling +of my father, Don Rodrigo d'Almonte, the governor of Valencia." + +Landon started back in terror, but he instantly recovered from that +feeling. + +"You, then," he said, "are Donna Florinda, in praise of whose beauty +and goodness all Valencia is eloquent. I feel that I am safe in your +hands." + +"I will never betray you," said the lady. "You are safe here. It is my +bed chamber," she continued, blushing; "but I resign it to you--sure, +from your countenance, that you are a cavalier of honor, who will +never give me cause to repent of the step." + +"Be sure of that." + +"Swear it," she said, "upon this trinket, which my father took from +your person in the hall of the Inquisition." + +Landon took from Florinda's hand the diamond star given him by +Estella, and thus mysteriously restored, and pressed it to his lips. + +"By this talisman," he said, "by this token, which I prize so highly, +I pledge myself not to abuse your confidence, but to repay the +priceless service you render me by a life of gratitude." + +"You may remain here, then, for the present," said Florinda, "till I +can think what can be done for you." + +"If I can only make my way to the house of the English ambassador," +replied Landon, "I think I can count upon my safety." + +Donna Florinda, after lighting a lamp, (for it was now nightfall,) +and setting upon a table some wine and fruit, left the chamber, +locking the door behind her. + +Descending to the garden, she went directly to a secluded arbor, +embowered in foliage, at no great distance from the house. + +"Cesareo!" she whispered. + +A young cavalier, who was concealed in the arbor, instantly advanced, +and clasped her in his arms. + +"Dear Florinda," he cried, "I feared that you would disappoint me. But +we have yet some happy moments to pass together." + +"Not a moment, Cesareo," replied the lady; "my father will soon +return. I come to beg you to retire instantly, and await another +opportunity of meeting." + +"You are anxious to get rid of me!" replied the cavalier. + +"Not so; my father will soon return, and he will be sure to inquire +for me directly." + +"Well, then," said the lover, "if it must be so, go you to the house, +and leave me the solitary pleasure of watching the window of the room +gladdened by your presence." + +"No, no, Cesareo," cried Florinda, in terror, "that must not be." + +As she said this, her eyes were instinctively turned to the window of +her room, and Cesareo's followed the same direction. The shadow of +Landon's figure, as it passed between the lamp and the window, was +seen defined distinctly on the curtain. + +"By Heaven!" cried Cesareo, "there is a man in your bed chamber!" + +"My father!" said Florinda. + +"You told me in your last breath that he had not returned. You are +playing me false, Florinda. You have a lover, and a favored one." + +"No, no!" cried the agonized girl. "It is nothing, believe me--trust +not appearances. I will explain all." + +But at this moment the distant clang of trumpets and kettledrums was +heard, announcing the governor's return. + +"I must begone!" cried Florinda; "believe me, I am faithful;" and with +these words she fled into the house. + +"The dream is over!" said Cesareo. "But I will have vengeance on my +rival;" and he left the garden, muttering curses, and grasping the +cross hilt of his sword. + +Florinda flew to her chamber. + +"Fly!" she cried to Landon. "I have sheltered you at the risk of my +reputation--my father is returning, and you must leave this house. A +jealous lover may denounce me, and both of us be ruined forever. +Farewell; climb the wall at the back of the garden, and take refuge in +the next house. I will still watch over you." + +Landon obeyed, and made his escape from the governor's garden just as +Don Rodrigo was entering his court yard. He crossed another small +garden, and entered a small house at the extremity, the door of which +was unbarred, and again found refuge in a room on the first floor, +where he concealed himself behind a screen. + +He had not been here long before he heard footsteps entering the room, +and the voices of two persons in conversation, one of whom was +evidently a female, and the other an old man. + +"Dear father!" said the female, "I am rejoiced to see that you are +returned. You never go forth in this city that you do not leave me +trembling for your safety." + +"I have passed through much peril, Miriam," replied the man. "Snares +and violence have beset my path. I went to carry the gold and the +silver I had promised to Jacob, the goldsmith, when, lo! I was beset +by the ungodly rabble." + +"Dear father!" + +"Yea! and they dragged me to their place of skulls--even to their +accursed Golgotha, where the blood of mine only brother was drunken by +the ravening flames, and where thirty of our brethren perished because +they believed in the God of Abraham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob." + +"And did they force you to witness the _auto da fe_?" + +"They brought me to the place, Miriam--but there the spirit of +prophecy descended upon me, and I lifted up my voice and denounced +their abominations, even as the prophet of old did the iniquities of +the Egyptian king. And lo! Miriam, there was a miracle wrought. The +voice of Heaven spake in thunder to rebuke their impious +bloodthirstiness. The floodgates of heaven were opened, and the rain +descended in mighty torrents, and quenched the Moloch fires kindled by +the Christians. And a great wind arose, and the scaffold was +destroyed, and the goodly youth that stood thereupon was saved from +the death of fire as the multitude were scattered." + +"And lives he, father?" + +"I fear not," answered the old man, sadly. "For if he were not crushed +by the falling scaffold, yet verily the cruel swords of the troopers +and the men-at-arms must have sought out his young life." + +At this moment, Landon stepped from his concealment. + +"No, my friends," said he, "I yet live to thank Heaven for its +providential care. I have even found a friend in the household of my +bitter enemy, for Donna Florinda d'Almonte sheltered me, and commended +me to your roof." + +He now had time to scan the persons of his hosts. The elder, Isaac, +the Jew, was, as we described him on his appearance in the plaza, a +man of venerable appearance, with a mild and noble countenance, +wearing the long beard and flowing robes of his race. His daughter, +Miriam, had the commanding beauty, the dark eyes, the flowing hair, +and the bold features of the daughters of Israel. She was richly clad +in robes of silk, and many a jewel of price gleamed in the raven +tresses of her hair. + +"Thou art safe beneath this roof," said the Hebrew, "for Donna +Florinda, though the daughter of the man of tiger blood, hath yet +befriended us and ours, and for her sake as well as for thine, thou +art welcome." + +Landon thanked his new friends for their hospitable pledges. + +"I would fain," said the old Hebrew, "give thee garments more fitting +than the accursed robe that wraps thy youthful limbs. But of a truth I +have none of Spanish fashion, and the Jewish gabardine is almost as +fatal to the wearer as the robe of the _san benito_." + +"Here comes Reuben," said Miriam. "Welcome home, dear brother." + +A handsome youth of sixteen entered at this moment, and saluted his +father, his sister, and the stranger. He bore a bundle in his arms. + +"I was charged," he said, "by the lady Florinda, to bear this packet +to the stranger I should find here. It contains a Spanish dress. She +bid me say," he continued, addressing Landon, "that when you have put +on these habiliments, you can repair with me to the governor's garden +at midnight. The waiting maid and confidant will conduct you through +the house to the street, and once there you can make your way to the +English ambassador's." + +After thanking the youthful messenger, Landon was shown to an +apartment, where he was left alone to change his dress. Donna Florinda +had supplied him with a plain but handsome cavalier's suit, including +mantle, hat, and plume, and in addition to these, a good sword. Landon +hailed this latter gift with joy, and buckled the belt with trembling +eagerness. He drew the weapon, and found it to be a Toledo blade of +the best temper. He kissed the sword with ecstasy. + +"Welcome!" he cried, "old friend! With you I can cut through odds, and +at least sell my life dearly, if I fall again into the hands of the +Philistines." + +Returning to his new friends, he sat down to a hearty meal which they +had prepared for him, and to which he did an Englishman's justice. At +the hour of twelve, his young friend Reuben signified his readiness to +accompany him on his adventure. + +"Farewell!" he cried; "I owe you a debt that nothing can repay. But +believe me that your kindness will always dwell in the heart of +Clarence Landon." + +Reuben and the Englishman were soon in the governor's garden. It was +pitch dark, and they advanced cautiously, groping their way. All at +once Landon stumbled against some person. + +"Is it you, Reuben?" said he, in a low tone. + +But he was instantly grasped by the throat. Dealing his unknown +assailant a blow with his clinched hand, which made him release his +hold, the Englishman instantly drew his sword and threw himself on +guard. His steel was crossed by another blade, and a fierce encounter +ensued, the combatants being practised swordsmen, and guided, in the +dark, by what swordsmen term the "perception of the blade." Reuben had +made his escape, and gone to inform his father of this new disaster. +The struggle was brief, for the antagonist of Landon, closing at the +peril of his life, and being a man of herculean strength, wrested the +sword from the Englishman's grasp, and held him at his mercy. + +"Now, dog!" whispered the victor, "have you any thing to offer why I +should not take your life as a minion of the tyrant Rodrigo?" + +"I scorn to ask my life of an unknown assassin," replied Landon; "but +I am no minion of Rodrigo's, and I was even now seeking to escape his +clutches." + +"If there was light here," said the stranger, "I could see whether you +lied, friend, by your looks. You may be palming off a tale upon me. +How did you propose to escape Rodrigo?" + +"By making my way through his house," answered Landon. + +"A likely tale. How are you to gain access to his house?" + +"A waiting maid was to let me in." + +"Well, I'll test your veracity. I have your life in my hands. You are +unarmed; I have rapier and dagger. The experiment costs me nothing." + +"It would be idle in me to interrogate you," said Landon; "it would be +idle to ask who you are." + +"I will answer you frankly," replied the stranger; "I am one of those +freebooters whose fortunes are their swords. If I were in Rodrigo's +power, my life would not be worth five minutes' purchase; and yet I am +seeking him to-night." + +"You speak in riddles." + +"Perhaps; but be silent now, if you value your life, and follow me." + +The stranger, still retaining a firm grasp upon the luckless Landon, +approached a door which led into the governor's house, showing, in +their progress, a perfect acquaintance with the labyrinthian alleys of +the garden. They halted, and a female voice spoke in a whisper, +saying, "Here's the key." + +The stranger grasped it, and dragging Landon into the house, instantly +locked the door behind him. A dark lantern was placed on the floor of +the corridor; the stranger told Landon to take this up, and precede +him up stairs. Landon obeyed, the stranger following close behind, and +giving him whispered directions as to his course. + +Having reached a certain door, the stranger took the light and entered +a chamber, followed by the wondering Englishman. The walls of the room +were heavily draped, and upon a huge bed the governor of Valencia was +reclining, buried in a deep slumber. + +"He sleeps!" whispered the stranger in the ear of Landon; "he sleeps, +as if he had never shed blood--as if the head of my brother had never +fallen on the block by the hand of his bloody executioner. He will +soon sleep sounder." + +"What mean you?" asked Landon. + +"Wait and see," was the reply. + +The stranger cautiously lifted the light in his left hand, bending +over the sleeper, while with his right he drew a broad, sharp poniard +from his belt, and raised it in the act to strike. But just as it was +descending, Landon caught the assassin's arm, and shouted in his +loudest tones,-- + +"Don Rodrigo, wake!" + +"Baffled!" cried the ruffian, with an oath. "You shall pay with your +life for interfering." + +The governor sprang from his bed in time to witness the deadly +struggle between Landon and the midnight assassin. It was short and +decisive, for as the robber was aiming a blow at his antagonist, the +latter changed the direction, and it was buried to the hilt in his +own heart. He fell, and died without a groan. The noise of the +struggle had aroused the household, and the servants came pouring into +the room with lights, accompanied by Donna Florinda, who was agonized +with terror. + +"Dear father!" she cried, rushing into the governor's arms, "what does +this mean?" + +"It means," replied Don Rodrigo, "that this ruffian, who had sworn to +take my life because I had condemned his brother to death for manifold +misdeeds, has been slain in the attempt by this young man." + +"And do you recognize your generous savior?" exclaimed the daughter. +"Behold! it is the young Englishman you condemned to perish at the +stake. O father!" And she explained the manner in which Landon had +been enabled to save the governor's life. + +"Young man," said the governor, addressing Landon with deep emotion, +"a mightier Power than the hand of man is visible in this. For the +life you have saved I will repay you in the same manner. I insure you +a full and free pardon, and you shall not have it to say that Don +Rodrigo d'Almonte, bad as he has been represented, was a monster of +ingratitude." + +And he kept his word. Landon soon after set sail for England, in +company with the Hebrew family who had sheltered him, and there, in +due time, was united to the lovely Miriam, with whose beauty he had +been impressed on first sight. In England, he rejoined Hamilton and +his Spanish bride, to secure whose happiness he had perilled his own +life; and he always preserved Estella's diamond star as a memorial of +his adventures in Valencia. Soon after his arrival he received a +letter from Donna Florinda, announcing her marriage to Cesareo, whose +jealousy had been so signally excited by Landon's shadow on the +window curtain. When Don Rodrigo died, he was buried with all the +honors due to a soldier, a governor, and an eminent member of that +mild and benevolent institution, the Spanish Inquisition. + + + + +THE GAME OF CHANCE. + +CHAPTER I. + + +At nightfall, on an autumnal evening, when the stars were just +beginning to twinkle overhead like diamonds on a canopy of azure, two +young men were standing together, engaged in conversation on the steps +of the Black Eagle, a fashionable hotel in one of the principal +streets of the gay and celebrated city of Vienna. One of them wore the +rich uniform of an Austrian hussar; the other was clad in the civic +costume of a gentleman. + +"So, all is completed at the ministry of war, except the signature of +the commission, and the payment of the purchase money?" said the +soldier. + +"Exactly so." + +"And to-morrow, then," continued the hussar, "I am to congratulate you +on the command of a company, and salute you as Captain Ernest +Walstein." + +The last speaker was Captain Christian Steinfort, an officer who had +seen some two years' service. + +"Ah! my boy!" continued he, twirling his jet black mustache, "your +uniform will be a passport to the smiles of the fair. But you already +seem to have made your way to the good graces of Madame Von Berlingen, +the rich widow who resides at this hotel." + +"Bah! she is forty," answered Ernest, carelessly. + +"But in fine preservation, and a beauty for all that," said Captain +Steinfort. "The Baron Von Dangerfeld was desperately in love with her; +but within a few days, the widow seems rather to have cut him. You are +the happy man, after all." + +"Undeceive yourself, my dear Christian," said Ernest, blushing; "I +have only flirted with the handsome widow. My hand is already engaged +to a charming girl, Meena Altenburg, the playmate of my infancy, +adopted and brought up by my good father. I am to marry her as soon as +I get my company." + +"And what is to support you, Captain Ernest?" + +"My pay, of course, and the income of the moderate dowry my father, +who is well enough off for a farmer, proposes to give his favorite. +So, you see my lot in life is settled." + +"Precisely so," replied the captain. "But since you are free this +evening, I engage you to pass it with me. Have you got any money about +you?" + +"A good deal. Besides the price of my company, which is safely stowed +away in bank notes in this breast pocket, I have a handful of ducats +about me, with which I propose purchasing some trinkets for my bride. +But I have a gold piece or two that I can spare, if----" + +"Poh! poh! I'm well enough provided," answered the captain. "You know +this is pay day. Come along." + +"But whither?" + +"You shall see." + +With these words, the captain thrust his arm within that of his +companion, and the pair walked off at a rapid rate. After passing +through several streets, Steinfort halted, and rang at the door of a +stately mansion. It was opened by a servant in handsome livery, and +the young gentlemen entered and went up stairs. + +Walstein soon found himself in a scene very different from any of +which he had ever dreamed of in his rustic and simple life upon his +father's farm. Around a large table, covered with cloth, were seated +more than a dozen persons of different ages, all so intent upon what +was going forward, that the captain and his friend took their seats +unnoticed. At the head of the table sat a man in a gray wig, with a +pair of green spectacles upon his nose, before whom lay a pile of +gold, and who was busily engaged in paying and receiving money, and in +giving an impetus to a small ivory ball, which spun at intervals its +appointed course. Walstein soon learned that this was a +_rouge-et-noir_ table. The gentleman in the gray wig was the banker. + +"Make your game, gentlemen," said this individual, "while the ball +spins. Your luck's as good as mine. It's all luck, gentlemen, at +rouge-et-noir. Rouge-et-noir, gentlemen, the finest in all the world. +Black wins; it's yours, sir--twenty ducats, and you've doubled it. +Make your game--black or red." + +"Try your fortune, Ernest," said the captain. Ernest mechanically put +down a few ducats on the red. + +"Red wins," said the banker, in the same monotonous tone. "Make your +game, gentlemen, while the ball rolls." + +Why need we follow the fortunes of Ernest on this fatal evening, as he +yielded, step by step, to the seduction to which he was now exposed +for the first time in his life? Long after Steinfort left the gambling +house, he continued to play. His luck turned. He had soon lost all his +winnings, and the money set apart for his bridal presents. Still the +ball rolled, and he continued to stake. He had broken the package of +bank notes, the money he had received from his father for the +purchase of his commission; and though he saw bill after bill swept +away before his eyes, he continued to play, in the desperate hope of +winning back his losses. At length his last ducat was gone. He rose +and left the room, the last words ringing in his ears being,-- + +"Make your game, gentlemen, while the ball rolls." + +Despairing and heart-stricken, the young man sought his hotel and his +chamber. On the staircase he encountered Madame Von Berlingen, but he +saw her not. His eyes were glazed. He did not notice or return her +salutation. He threw himself upon his bed without undressing, and +towards morning fell into an unrefreshing and dream-peopled slumber. + +When he arose, late the next day, he looked at himself in the glass, +but scarcely recognized his own face, so changed was he by the mental +agonies he had undergone. When he had paid some little attention to +his toilet, he received a message from Madame Von Berlingen, +requesting the favor of an interview in her apartments. He +mechanically obeyed the summons, though ill fitted to sustain a +conversation with a lady. + +The widow requested him to be seated. + +"Mr. Walstein," said she, with a smile, "you are growing very +ungallant. I met you last night upon the staircase; but though I spoke +to you, you had not a word or a nod for me." + +"Last night, madam," answered the unfortunate young man, "I was beside +myself. O madam, if you knew all!" + +"I do know all," replied the lady. + +"What! that I had been gambling--that I had thrown away--yes, those +are the words--every ducat of the money my poor father furnished me +with to purchase my commission?" + +"Yes, I know all that. But the loss is not irreparable." + +"Pardon me, madam. My father, though reputed wealthy, is unable to +furnish me with a similar sum, even if I were base enough to accept it +at his hands." + +"But if some friend were to step forward." + +"Alas! I know none." + +"Mr. Walstein," said the lady, "I am rich. A loan of the requisite +amount would not affect me in the least." + +"O madam!" cried the young man, "if you would indeed save me by such +generosity, you would be an angel of mercy." + +"What is the amount of your loss?" inquired the lady, calmly, as she +unlocked her desk. + +"Three thousand ducats," answered Ernest. "But I can give you no +security for the payment." + +"Your note of hand is sufficient," said the lady, handing the young +man a package of notes. "Please to count those, and see if the sum is +correct. Here are writing materials." + +Ernest did as he was bid--counted the money, and then sat down at the +desk. + +"Write at my dictation," said the lady. + +Ernest took up a pen and commenced. + +"The date," said the lady. + +Ernest wrote it. + +"Received of Anna Von Berlingen the sum of three thousand ducats." + +Ernest wrote and repeated, "three thousand ducats." + +"In consideration whereof, I promise to marry the aforesaid Anna Von +Berlingen." + +"To marry you?" exclaimed Ernest. + +"Ay--to marry me!" said the lady. "Am I deformed--am I ugly--am I +poor?" + +"I cannot do it--you know not the reason that induces me to refuse." + +"Then go home to your father and confess your guilt." + +Ernest reflected a few moments. He could not go home to his father +with the frightful tale. It was a question between suicide and +marriage--he signed the paper. + +"Now then, baron," said the widow to herself, as she carefully secured +the promise, "you cannot say that you broke the heart of Anna by your +cruelty. Take the money, Ernest," she added aloud; "go and purchase +your commission." + +Ernest obeyed. His dreams of yesterday morning had all been dissipated +by his own act; he felt a degraded and broken-spirited criminal. He +had sold himself for gold. + + +CHAPTER II. + + +"Here comes Captain Ernest!" cried a youthful voice. And a beautiful, +blue-eyed girl of nineteen stood at the garden gate of a pretty farm +house, watching the approach of a horseman, who, gayly attired in a +hussar uniform, was galloping up the road. At her shout of delight, a +sturdy old gray-haired man came forth and stood beside her. + +"Captain Ernest!" he repeated. "That sounds well. When I was of his +age, I only carried a musket in the ranks. I never dreamed then that a +son of mine could ever aspire to the epaulet." + +Ernest, waving his hand to Meena Altenburg and his father, rode past +them to the stable, where he left his horse. He then rushed into the +farm house where his father met him. + +"What is the meaning of this, boy?" he said. "How wild and haggard you +look! And you have avoided Meena--and this, too, upon your wedding +day." + +"My wedding day--O Heavens! I shall die," said the young man, sinking +into a seat. + +As soon as he could collect himself, he told his father that he could +not marry Meena, and the reason--he had pledged himself to another. +The old man, who was the soul of honor, burst forth in violent +imprecations, and drove him from his presence. As he left the house, +the unfortunate young man encountered a person whom he at once +recognized as the Baron Von Dangerfeld, the reputed suitor of Madame +Von Berlingen. + +"I have been looking for you, Captain Walstein," said the baron, +sternly. + +"And you have found me," answered the young man, shortly. + +"Yes--and I thank Heaven you wear that uniform. It entitles you to +meet a German noble, and answer for your conduct." + +"I am answerable for my conduct to no living man," retorted Ernest. + +"You wear a sword." + +"Yes." + +"Very well--if you refuse to give satisfaction for the injury you have +done me, in robbing me of my mistress, I will proclaim you a coward in +the presence of the regiment upon parade." + +"O, make yourself easy on that score, baron," answered Ernest. "Life +is of too little worth for me to think of shielding it. If you will +step with me into the shadow of yonder grove, we can soon regulate our +accounts." + +The two men walked silently to the appointed spot, and without any +preliminary, drew their swords and engaged in combat. The struggle was +not of long duration, for Ernest wounded his adversary in the sword +arm, and disarmed him. + +"Are you satisfied?" he asked. + +"I must be so for the present," replied the baron, sullenly. "When I +recover, you shall hear from me again." + +"As you please," said Ernest, coldly. "In the mean time, suffer me to +bind up your arm." + +The young man bandaged the wound of his adversary, and as he faltered +from the loss of blood, led him towards the farm house. As they +approached it, two ladies advanced to meet them--one of them was +Meena, the other Madame Von Berlingen. + +"Dangerfeld wounded!" cried the latter, bursting into tears--"O, I +have been the cause of this: forgive me--forgive me, Dangerfeld, or +you will kill me." + +"You forget, madame, that you belong to another." + +"I am yours only--I can never love another. Nor does the person you +allude to," added the lady, turning to Ernest, "cherish any attachment +to me." + +"My only feeling for you, madame," said Ernest, with meaning, "would +be gratitude, were a certain paper destroyed." + +"What is the meaning of all this?" asked the father of Ernest, coming +forward. + +"It means," said Ernest, tearing to atoms the promissory note he +received from the widow's hands, "that I had very ugly dreams last +night--I dreamed that I played at rouge-et-noir, and lost all the +money you gave me to purchase my commission with, and then that I made +up the loss by promising----" + +"Hush!" said the widow, laying her finger on her lips. + +"Then it was all a dream," said the old man. + +"Look at my uniform," replied the captain. + +"And what did you mean in the story you told me just now?" asked the +old man. + +"Forget it, father," said Ernest. "Dear Meena, look up, my love. It is +our wedding day; and if you do but smile, I'm the happiest dog that +wears a sabre and a doliman." + +That very day two weddings were celebrated in the farm house, those of +Captain Ernest Walstein with the Fraulein Meena Altenburg, and Baron +Von Dangerfeld with the yet beautiful and wealthy widow. The captain +never tried his luck again at any GAME OF CHANCE. + + + + +THE SOLDIER'S SON. + + +Many, many years ago, at the close of a sultry summer's day, a man of +middle age was slowly toiling up a hill in the environs of the +pleasant village of Aumont, a small town in the south of France. The +wayfarer was clad in the habiliments of a private of the infantry of +the line; that is to say, he wore a long-skirted, blue coat, faced +with red, much soiled and stained; kerseymere breeches that were once +white, met at the knee by tattered gaiters of black cloth, an old +battered chapeau, and a haversack, which he carried slung over his +right shoulder, on a sheathed sabre. From time to time, he paused and +wiped the heavy drops of perspiration that gathered constantly upon +his forehead. + +"Courage, Franēois, courage," said the soldier to himself; "a few +paces more, and you will reach home. Ah, this is sufficiently +fatiguing, but nothing to the sands of Egypt. May Heaven preserve my +eyesight long enough to see my home--my wife--my brave boy Victor, +once more! Grant me but that, kind Heaven, and I think I will repine +at nothing that may happen further." + +It will be seen from the above, that Franēois Bertrand belonged to the +army which had recently covered itself with glory in the Egyptian +campaign, under the command of General Bonaparte, a name already +famous in military annals. He had fought like a hero in the battle of +the Pyramids, when the squares of the French infantry repulsed the +brilliant cavalry of Murad Bey, and destroyed the flower of the +Mamelukes by the deadly fire of their musketry. Wounded in that +memorable battle, he was afterwards attacked by the ophthalmia of the +country; but his eyesight, though impaired, was not yet utterly +destroyed. Honorably discharged, he had just arrived at Marseilles, +from Egypt, and was now on his way home, eager to be folded in the +arms of his beloved wife and his young son. So the soldier toiled +bravely up the hill, for he knew that the white walls of his cottage +and the foliage of his little vineyard would be visible in the valley +commanded by the summit. + +At length he reached the brow of the hill, and gazed eagerly in the +direction of his humble home; but O, agony, it was gone! In its place, +a heap of blackened ruins lay smouldering in the sunlight that seemed +to mock its desolation. Fatigue--weakness--were instantly forgotten, +and the soldier rushed down the brow of the hill to the scene of the +disaster. At the gate of his vineyard, he was met by little Victor, a +boy of ten. + +"A soldier!" cried the boy, who did not recognize his father. "O sir, +you come back from the wars, don't you? Perhaps you can tell me +something about my poor papa?" + +"Victor, my boy, my dear boy! don't you know me?" cried the poor +soldier; and he strained his son convulsively in his arms. + +"O, I know you now, my dear, dear papa," said the boy, sobbing. "I +knew you by the voice--but how changed you are! Why, your mustaches +are turned gray." + +"Victor, Victor, where is your mother?" gasped the soldier. + +"Poor mamma!" said the boy. + +"Speak--I charge you, boy." + +"She is dead." + +"Dead!" Franēois fell to the ground as if a bullet had passed through +his brain. When he recovered his senses, he saw Victor kneeling beside +him, and bathing his head with cold water, which he had brought in his +hat from a neighboring spring. In a few words, the child told him +their cottage had taken fire in the night, and been burned to the +ground, and his mother had perished in the flames. + +A kind cottager soon made his appearance, and conducted the +unfortunate father and son to his humble cabin. Here they passed the +night and one or two days following. During that time, Franēois +Bertrand neither ate nor slept, but wept over his misfortune with an +agony that refused all consolation. On the third day only he regained +his composure; but it was only to be conscious of a new and +overwhelming misfortune. His eyesight was gone. The agony of mind he +had suffered, and the tears he had shed, had completed the ravages of +his disorder. + +"Where are you, Victor?" said the soldier. + +"Here, by your side, father; don't you see me?" + +"Alas! no, my boy. I can see nothing. Give me your little hand. Your +poor father is blind." + +The agonizing sobs of the boy told him how keenly he appreciated his +father's misfortune. + +"Dry your eyes, Victor;" said the soldier. "Remember the instructions +of your poor mother, how she taught you to submit with resignation to +all the sufferings that Providence sees fit to inflict upon us in this +world of sorrow. Henceforth you must see for both of us; you will be +my eyes, my boy." + +"Yes, father; and I will work for you and support you." + +"You are too young and delicate, Victor. We must beg our bread." + +"_Beg_, father?" + +"Yes, you shall guide my footsteps. There are good people in the world +who will pity my infirmities and your youth. When they see my ragged +uniform, they will say, 'There is one of the braves who upheld the +honor of France upon the burning sands of Egypt,' and they will not +fail to drop a few sous into the old soldier's hat. Come, Victor, we +must march. We have been too long a burden on our poor neighbor. +_Courage, mon enfant, le bon temps viendra._" + +And so the boy and his father set forth upon their wanderings. Neither +asked alms; but when seated by the roadside, under the shadow of an +overhanging tree, the passer-by would halt, and bestow a small sum +upon the worn and blind soldier. Victor was devoted to his father, and +Heaven smiled upon his filial affection. Though denied the society and +sports so dear to his youth, he was always cheerful and happy in the +accomplishment of his task. Often did his innocent gayety beguile his +father into a temporary forgetfulness of his sufferings. Then he would +place his hand upon the boy's head, and stroking his soft, curling +locks, smile sweetly as his sightless eyes were turned towards him, +and commence some stirring narrative of military adventure. + +In this way, days, weeks, months, and even years rolled by. They were +every where well received and kindly treated; and all their physical +wants were supplied. But the old soldier often sighed to think of the +burden his misfortunes imposed upon his boy, and of his wearing out +his young life without congenial companionship, without instruction, +without a future beyond the life of a mendicant. He often prayed in +secret that death might liberate, his little guide from his voluntary +service. + +One day, Franēois was seated alone on a stone by the roadside, Victor +having gone to the neighboring village on an errand, when he suddenly +heard a carriage stop beside him. The occupant, a man of middle age, +alighted, and approached the soldier. + +"Your name," said the stranger, "is, I think, Franēois Bertrand." + +"The same." + +"A soldier of the army of Egypt?" + +"Yes." + +"And that pretty boy who guides you is your son?" + +"He is--Heaven bless him!" + +"Amen! But has it never occurred to you, my friend, that you are doing +him great injustice in keeping him by you at an age when he ought to +be getting an education to enable him to push his way in the world?" + +"Alas! sir, I have often thought of it. But what could supply his +place? and then, who would befriend and educate him?" + +"His place might be supplied by a dog--and for his protector, I, +myself, who have no son, should be glad to adopt and educate him." + +His son's place supplied by a dog! The thought was agony. And to part +with Victor! The idea was as cruel as death itself. The old soldier +was silent. + +"You are silent, my friend. Has my offer offended you?" + +"No sir--no. But you will pardon a father's feelings." + +"I respect them--and I do not wish to hurry you. Take a day to think +of my proposition, and to inform yourself respecting my character and +position. I am a merchant. My name is Eugene Marmont, and I reside at +No. 17 Rue St. Honoré, Paris. I will meet you at this spot to-morrow +at the same hour, and shall then expect an answer. _Au revoir._" He +placed a golden louis in the hand of the soldier, and departed. + +A little reflection convinced Bertrand that it was his duty to accept +the merchant's offer. But cruel as was the task of reconciling himself +to parting with his son, that of inducing Victor to acquiesce in the +arrangement was yet more difficult. It required the exercise of +authority to sever the ties that bound the son to the father. But it +was done--Victor resigned his task to a little dog that was procured +by the merchant, and after an agonizing farewell was whirled away in +Marmont's carriage. + +Years passed on. Victor outstripped all his companions at school, and +stood at the head of the military academy; for he was striving to win +a name and fortune for his father. The good Marmont, from time to +time, endeavored to obtain tidings of the soldier; but the latter had +purposely changed his usual route, and, satisfied that his son was in +good hands, felt a sort of pride in not intruding his poverty and +misfortunes on the notice of Victor's new companions. The boy, +himself, was much distressed at not seeing or hearing from his father; +but he kept struggling on, saying to himself, "_Courage, Victor--le +bon temps viendra_--the good time will come." + +On the death of Marmont, he entered the army as a sub-lieutenant, and +fought his way up to a captaincy under the eye of the emperor. At the +close of a brilliant campaign he was invited to pass a few weeks at +the chateau of a general officer named Duvivier, a few leagues from +Paris. The company there was brilliant, composed of all that was most +beautiful, talented, and distinguished in the circle in which the +general moved. But the "star of that goodly company" was Julie +Duvivier, the youthful and accomplished daughter of the general. Many +distinguished suitors contended for the honor of her hand; but the +moment Victor appeared, they felt they had a formidable rival. The +belle of the chateau could not help showing her decided preference for +him, though, with a modesty and delicacy natural to his position, he +refrained from making any decided advances. + +One night, however, transported beyond himself by passion, he betrayed +the secret of his heart to Julie, as he led her to her seat after an +intoxicating waltz. The reception of his almost involuntary avowal was +such as to convince him that his affection was returned. But he felt +that he had done wrong--and a high sense of honor induced the young +soldier immediately to seek the general, and make him a party to his +wishes. + +He found him alone in the embrasure of a window that opened on the +garden of the chateau. + +"General," said he, with military frankness, "I love your daughter." + +The general started, and cast a glance of displeasure on the young +man. + +"I know you but slightly, Captain Bertrand," he answered, "but you are +aware that the man who marries my daughter must be able to give her +her true position in society. Show me the proofs of your nobility and +wealth, and I will entertain your proposition." + +"Alas!" answered the young soldier in a faltering voice, "I feel that +I have erred--pity me--forgive me--I was led astray by a passion too +strong to be controlled. I have no name--and my fortune is my sword." + +The general bowed coldly, and the young soldier passed out into the +garden. It was a brilliant moonlight evening. Every object was defined +as clearly as if illuminated by the sun's rays. Removing his chapeau, +that the night air might cool his fevered brow, he was about to take +his favorite seat beside the fountain where he had passed many hours +in weaving bright visions of the future, when he perceived that it was +already occupied. An old man in a faded military uniform sat there, +with a little dog lying at his feet. One glance was sufficient--the +next instant Victor folded his father in his arms. + +"Father!" "My boy!" The words were interrupted by convulsive sobs. + +After the first passionate greeting was over, the old man passed his +hand over his son's dress, and a smile of joy was revealed by the +bright moonbeams. + +"A soldier! I thought I heard the clatter of your sabre," said the old +man. "Where did you get these epaulets?" + +"At Austerlitz, father--they were given me by the emperor." + +"Long live the emperor!" said the old man. "He never forgets his +children." + +"No, father. For when he gave me my commission, he said, thoughtfully, +'Bertrand! your name is familiar.' 'Yes, sire--my father served under +the tricolor.' 'I remember--he was one of my old Egyptians.' And +then--father--then he gave me the cross of the legion--and told me, +when I found you, to affix it to your breast in his name." + +"It is almost too much!" sighed the old soldier, as the young officer +produced the cross and attached it to his father's breast. + +"And now," said the young man, "give me your hand as of old, dear +father, and let me lead you." + +"Whither?" + +"Into the saloon of the chateau, to present you to General Duvivier +and his guests." + +"What! in my rags! before all that grand company?" + +"Why not, father? The ragged uniform of a brave soldier who bears the +cross of honor on his breast is the proudest decoration in the world. +Come, father." + +Leading his blind father, young Bertrand reėntered the saloon he had +so lately left, and went directly to the general, who was standing, +surrounded by his glittering staff. + +"General," said he, "_here_ is my title of nobility--my father is all +the wealth I possess in the world." + +Tears started to the general's eyes, and he shook the old soldier +warmly by the hand. Then beckoning to Julie, he led her to Victor, and +placed her trembling hand in his. + +"Let this dear girl," said he, "make amends for my coldness a moment +since. A son so noble hearted is worthy of all happiness." + +In a word, Captain, afterwards Colonel, Bertrand married the general's +daughter, and the happiness of their fireside was completed by the +constant presence of the good old soldier, to whose self-denial Victor +owed his honors and domestic bliss. + + + + +TAKING CHARGE OF A LADY. + + +The steamer Ben Franklin--it was many years ago, reader--was just on +the point of leaving her dock at Providence, when a slender, pale +young man, with sandy whiskers and green eyes, who had just safely +stowed away his valise, honorably paid his fare, and purchased a +supper ticket, and now stood on the upper deck, leaning on his blue +cotton umbrella in a mild attitude of contemplation, was accosted by a +benevolent-looking old gentleman, in gold-bowed spectacles, upon whose +left arm hung a feminine, in a bright mazarine blue broadcloth +travelling habit, with a gold watch at her waist, and a green veil +over her face, with the (to a timid young man) startling question +of,-- + +"Pray, sir, will you be so kind as to take charge of a lady?" + +The slender young man with the blue cotton umbrella blushed up to the +roots of his sandy hair, but he bowed deeply and affirmatively. + +"We were disappointed in not meeting a friend, sir," continued the +benevolent-looking old gentleman, "and so I had to trust to chance for +finding an escort to Fanny. Only as far as New York, sir; my daughter +will give you very little trouble. She's a strong-minded, independent +woman, sir, and abundantly able to take care of herself; but I don't +like the idea of ladies travelling alone. If the boat sinks, sir, +she's abundantly able to swim ashore. Good by, Fanny." + +"Father," said the lady in the blue habit, in a deep and mellow +baritone,--rather a queer voice for a woman, though,--"a parting +salute!" She threw back her veil, displaying a pair of piercing black +eyes, kissed the paternal cheek, veiled the black eyes a moment with a +lace-bordered handkerchief, as her sire descended the gang plank,--his +exit being deprived of dignity by the sudden withdrawal of the +board,--and then placed her arm within that of the sandy-haired young +gentleman, and began walking him up and down the promenade deck. + +"Isn't this delightful?" said she. "O, what can exceed the pleasure of +travelling, when one has a sympathizing friend as a companion!" And +she rather pressed the arm of her companion. She was strong-handed as +well as strong-minded. + +Mr. Brown, for that was the name of the timid young gentleman with the +sandy hair and the blue cotton umbrella, was not particularly +susceptible, for he had already lost his heart to a sandy-haired young +lady, who resided in New York; and, besides, he didn't like +strong-minded women; so he asked, very unromantically, but sensibly, +if the happy parent of the lady in the blue habit had purchased her a +ticket. + +"I believe--I am certain that he did not," was the reply. "Father is +so forgetful!" + +"I'll do it myself then, ma'am--if you'll excuse me a moment. What +name?" + +"Brown," said the lady. + +"My own name!" cried the young man. + +"Is it possible?" cried the blue beauty. "What a coincidence! How +striking! charming!" + +She made no offer of money, and Brown invested his own funds in a +passage and supper ticket. + +"You dear creature!" cried the lady, when he handed them to her, "you +are very attentive. But there was no necessity for this supper ticket. +I am the least eater in the world." + +She said nothing about the cost of the tickets; and how could Brown +broach the subject? + +"There's that bell, at last!" she cried, when the supper bell rang; +"do let's hurry down, Brown, for people are so rude and eager on board +steamboats, that unless you move quick you lose your chance." + +Brown was hurried along by his fair friend, and she struggled through +the crowd till she headed the column and got an excellent seat at the +table. Our sandy-haired friend had exalted opinions of the delicacy of +female appetites; he had never helped ladies at a ball, or seen them +in a pantry at luncheon time, and fancied they fed as lightly as +canary birds. He was rather glad to hear Fanny make that remark about +the supper ticket on the promenade deck. But now he found she could +eat. The cold drops of perspiration stood upon his forehead as he +watched the evidences of her voracity. She was helped four times, by +the captain, to beefsteak--no miniature slices either, but huge, broad +cubes of solid flesh. A dish of oysters attracted her eye, and she +gobbled them up every one. Toast and hot bread disappeared before her +ravenous appetite. Sponge and pound cake were despatched with fearful +celerity. She took up the attention of one particular nigger, and he +looked weary and collapsed when the supper was finished. + +Yet, after all this, Fanny paraded the deck, and had the heart to talk +about the "orbs of heaven," and Shelley, and Byron, and Tennyson, and +Ralph Waldo Emerson, and Fanny Ellsler, and Schiller. Brown was very +glad when she retired to the lady's cabin. + +The morning he rose late, purposely to avoid her till the boat touched +the wharf. He engaged a carriage and hunted up the lady's baggage; +fortunately there was not much of it. This done, he escorted her on +shore, and handed her into the coach. + +"Now, then," said the one-eyed driver,--he had recently lost his eye +in a fight, on the first night of his return from Blackwell's +Island,--"where away? Oyster House, Merrikin, or Globe?" + +"Where are you going, madam?" asked Brown. + +"Where are _you_ going?" asked the lady. + +"To the American, ma'am." + +"What a coincidence!" exclaimed the lady, rolling up her black eyes. + +"American House, driver." + +"All right--in with you!" cried the one-eyed man, as he pitched Brown +headlong into the coach, slammed the rickety door on him, sprang to +his box, and lashed his sorry steeds into a gallop. In due time they +arrived, and a room was engaged for the lady, and one for her +cavalier. + +Brown went up town as soon as he had dressed, to see his sweetheart, +taking particular care to say nothing of his namesake, the fair Fanny. + +The next day he was promenading Broadway with Miss S., when he was +confronted, opposite St. Paul's, by a furious man, with black +whiskers, who halted directly in his path. + +"Do you call yourself Brown?" asked the furious man, furiously. + +"That's my name, sir," said the sandy-haired young gentleman, meekly. + +"It's _my_ name, sir," shouted the furious man. "John Brown. Now you +know who I am. Do you know Mrs. Brown?" + +"I don't know," stammered the unfortunate young man with sandy hair. + +"Who did you come from Providence with? answer me that!" roared the +furious man, getting as black as his whiskers with apoplectic rage. + +"I--I took charge of a lady, certainly," stammered the guiltless but +confounded young man. + +"You took charge of Mrs. Brown, sir--Fanny Sophonisba Brown, sir, who +has left my bed and board without provocation, sir,--_vide_ the +Providence papers, sir,--left me, sir, because I didn't approve of her +strong-minded goings on, sir, her woman's-rights meetings, sir, and +her nigger colonizations, sir, and her--but that's enough, sir." + +Here Miss Sumker, who was a mild, freckled-faced girl, dropped the arm +of her companion, and meekly sat down on a doorstep, and covered her +face with a handkerchief. + +"Mr. Brown, sir!" cried our poor young friend, finally plucking up a +spirit. + +"Go it, lemons!" shouted a listening drayman, as he hung over the +scene from one of his cart stakes. + +"Captain Brown," suggested the furious man, with smothered rage. + +"Well then, _Captain_ Brown," said Brown, 2d., spitefully, "the lady +you allude to is a total stranger to me. She was put under my care by +a benevolent-looking old gentleman, with gold-bowed spectacles, and +she has already cost me ten dollars, money advanced on her account." + +"All persons are forbidden to trust the same, as I will pay no debts +of her contracting," said the furious man, with gleams of unmitigated +ferocity and savage exultation. + +"Then I'm done brown, that's all," said the young man, gloomily. "As +for Mrs. Fanny Sophonisba Brown, I never want to see her face again. +She is at the American House, and you can recover her by proving +property and paying charges. And, for my part, I hope I may be kicked +to death by grasshoppers if ever I take charge of a lady again." + +This was the largest speech, probably, that the sandy-haired young man +had ever made in his life. It was a regular "stunner," though. It +convinced Miss Sumker, who had for a moment thought of withdrawing the +light of her freckles from him forever, and who now hastened to +replace her arm in his; and it convinced Captain Brown, who became +suddenly as mild as moonbeams, shook his new acquaintance by the hand, +and declared him a "fine young fellow." + +But the drayman was disgusted at the affair ending without a fight, +and expressed his feelings, as he laid the lash across his horse, by +the single exclamation, "Pickles!" thereby insinuating that the +nauseous sweetness of the reconciliation required a strong dash of +acidity to neutralize its flavor. + +The captain regained his strong-minded wife, and our sandy-haired +friend went home with Miss Sumker, metamorphosed into Mrs. Brown, +having "taken charge" of her for life. + + + + +THE NEW YEAR'S BELLS. + + +How the wind blew on the evening of the 31st December, in the +year--but no matter for the date. It came roaring from the north, +fraught with the icy chillness of those hyperborean regions that are +lost to the sunlight for six months, the realm of ice-ribbed caverns, +and snow mountains heaped up above the horizon in the cold and +cheerless sky. On it came, that northern blast, howling and tearing, +and menacing with destruction every obstacle that crossed its path. It +dashed right through a gorge in the mountains, and twisted the arms of +the rock-rooted hemlock and the giant oak, as if they were the twigs +of saplings. Then it swept over the wild, waste meadows, rattling the +frozen sedge, and whirling into eddies the few dry leaves that +remained upon the surface of the earth. Next it invaded the principal +street of the quaint old village, and played the mischief with the +tall elms and the venerable buttonwoods that stood on either side like +sentinels guarding the highway. How the old gilt lion that swung from +the sign post of the tavern, hanging like a malefactor in irons, was +shaken and disturbed! Backwards and forwards the animal was tossed, +like a bark upon the ocean. Now he seemed as if about to turn a +somerset and circumnavigate the beam from which he hung, creaking and +groaning dismally all the while, like an unhappy soul in purgatory. +The loose shutters of the upper story of the tavern chattered like +the teeth of a witch-ridden old crone. But cheerful fires of hickory +and maple were burning within doors; a merry group was gathered in the +old oak parlor, and little recked the guests of the elemental war +without. In fact, they knew nothing of it, till the driver of the +village stage coach, making his appearance with a few flakes of snow +on his snuff-colored surtout, announced, as he expanded his broad +hands to the genial blaze, that it was a "wild night out of doors." + +But on--on sped the wild wind, driving the snow flakes before it as a +victorious army sweeps away the routed skirmishers and outposts of the +enemy. Away went the night wind on its wild errand, reaching at last a +solitary cottage on the outskirts of the village. Here it revelled in +unwonted fury, ripping up the loose shingles from the moss-grown +rooftree, and forcing an entrance through many a yawning crevice. + +The scene within the cottage presented a strange and painful contrast +to the interior of most of the comfortable houses in the flourishing +village through which we have been hurrying on the wings of the cold +north wind. The room was scantily furnished. There were two or three +very old-fashioned, rickety, straw-bottomed chairs, an oaken stool or +two, and a pine table. The hour hand of a wooden clock on the mantel +piece pointed to eleven. A fire of chips and brushwood was smouldering +on the hearth. In one corner of the room, near the fireplace, on a +heap of straw, covered with a blanket, two little boys lay sleeping in +each other's arms. Crouched near the table, her features dimly lighted +by a tallow candle, sat a woman advanced in life, clad in faded but +cleanly garments, whose hollow cheeks and sunken eye told a painful +tale of sorrow and destitution. Those sad eyes were fixed anxiously +and imploringly upon the stern, grim face of a hard-featured old man, +who, with hat pulled over his shaggy gray eyebrows, was standing, +resting on a stout staff, in the centre of the floor. + +"So, you haven't got any money for me," said the old man, in the +harshest of all possible voices. + +"Alas! no, Mr. Wurm--if I had I should have brought it to you long +ago," answered the poor woman. "I had raked and scraped a little +together--but the sickness of these poor children--poor William's +orphans--swept it all away--I haven't got a cent." + +"So much the worse for you, Mrs. Redman," answered the old man, +harshly. "I've been easy with you--I've waited and waited--trusting +your promises. I can't wait any longer. I want the money." + +"You want the money! Is it possible? Report speaks you rich." + +"It's false--false!" said the old man, bitterly. "I'm poor--I'm +pinched. Ask the townspeople how I live. Do I look like a rich man? +No, no! I tell you I want my dues--and I will have 'em." + +"I can't pay you," said the woman, sadly. + +"Then you must abide the consequences!" + +"What consequences?" + +"I've got an execution--that's all," said the hardhearted landlord. + +"An execution! what's that?" + +"A warrant to take all your goods." + +"My goods!" said the poor woman, looking round her with a melancholy +smile. "Why I have nothing but what few things you see in this room. +You surely wouldn't take those." + +"I'll take all I can get." + +"And leave me here with the bare walls." + +"No, no! you walk out of this to-morrow." + +"In the depth of winter! You cannot be so hardhearted." + +"We shall see that." + +"I care not for myself; but what is to become of these poor children?" + +"Send 'em to work in the factory." + +"But they are just recovering from sickness; they are too young to +work. O, where, where can we go?" + +"To the poorhouse," said the landlord, fiercely. + +The poor woman rose, and approaching the landlord's feet, fell upon +her knees, clasped her hands, and looked upward in his stern and +unrelenting face. + +"Israel Wurm," she said, "has your heart grown as hard as the nether +millstone? Have you forgotten the days of old lang syne? O, remember +that we were once prosperous and happy; remember that misfortune and +not sin has reduced me and mine to the deplorable state in which you +find us. Remember that my husband was your early friend--your +schoolfellow--your playmate. Remember that when he was rich and you +poor, he gave you from his plenty--freely--bountifully--not gave with +the expectation of a return; his gifts were bounties, not loans." + +"Therefore I owed him nothing," said the obdurate miser, turning away. + +"You shall hear me out," said the woman, starting to her feet. "I ask +for a further delay; I ask you to stay the hard hand of the law. You +profess to be a Christian; I demand justice and mercy in the name of +those sleeping innocents, my poor grandchildren, whose father is in +heaven. You _shall_ be merciful." + +"Heyday!" exclaimed the miser; "this is fine talk, upon my word. You +_demand_ justice, do you? Well, you shall have it. The law is on my +side, and I will carry it out to the letter." + +"Then," said the outraged woman, stretching forth her trembling hand, +"the curse of the widow and the orphan shall be upon you. Sleeping or +waking, it shall haunt you; and on your miserable death bed, when the +ugly shapes that throng about the pillow of the dying sinner shall +close around you, our malediction shall weigh like lead upon you, and +your palsied lips shall fail to articulate the impotent prayer for +that mercy to yourself which you denied to others. And now begone. +This house is mine to-night, at least. Afflict it no longer with your +presence. Go forth into the night; it is not darker than your +benighted soul, nor is the north wind one half so pitiless as you." + +With a bitter curse upon his lips, but trembling and dismayed in spite +of himself, Israel Wurm left the presence of the indignant victim of +his cruelty, and turned his footsteps in the direction of his home. +His _home_! It scarcely deserved the name. There was no fire there to +thaw his chilled and trembling frame--no light to gleam athwart the +darkness, and send forth its pilgrim rays to meet him and guide his +footsteps to his threshold. No wife, no children, waited eagerly his +return. It was the miser's home--dark, desolate, stern, and repulsive. +Its deep cellars, its thick walls held hidden stores of gold, and +notes, and bonds, but there were garnered up no treasures of the +heart. + +The miser's path lay through the churchyard, a desolate place enough +even in the gay noon of a midsummer day, now doubly repulsive in the +wild midnight of midwinter. The wall was ruinous. The black iron +gateway frowned, naked and ominous. The field of death was crowded +with headstones of slate, and innumerable mounds marked the +resting-place of many generations. The snow was now gathering fast +over the dreary and desolate abode, as the miser stumbled along the +beaten pathway, bending against the blast and drift. A strange +numbness and drowsiness crept over him. He no longer felt the cold; an +uncontrollable desire of slumber possessed him. He sat down upon a +flat tombstone, and soon lost all consciousness of his actual +situation. + +Suddenly he saw before him the well-known figure of the old sexton of +the village, busily occupied in digging a grave. The winter had passed +away; it was now midsummer. The birds were singing in the trees, and +from the far green meadows sounded the low of cattle, and the tinkling +of sheep bells. Even the graveyard looked no longer desolate, for on +many of the little hillocks bright flowers were springing into bloom +and verdure, attesting the affection that outlived death, and +decorating with living bloom the precincts of decay. + +"My friend, for whom are you digging that grave?" asked Israel. + +The sexton looked up from his work, but did not seem to recognize the +spokesman. + +"For a man that died last night; he is to be buried to-day." + +"Methinks this haste is somewhat indecorous," said Israel Wurm. + +"O, for the matter of that," said the sexton, "the sooner this +fellow's out of the way the better. There's nobody to mourn for him." + +"Is he a pauper, then?" + +"O no! he was immensely rich." + +"And had he no relations--no friends?" + +"For relations, he had a nephew, who inherits all his property. The +young dog will make the money fly, I tell you. As for friends, he had +none. The poor dreaded him--the good despised him; for he was a +hardhearted, selfish, griping man. In a word, he was a MISER," said the +sexton. + +"A miser," faltered the trembling dreamer; "what was his name?" + +"Israel Wurm," replied the sexton. + +Graveyard and sexton faded away; in their place arose a splendid grove +of trees--a clearing--a village school house. Two boys were sauntering +along the roadside, engaged in serious, childish talk. One was fair, +with golden locks; the other dark-haired and grave of aspect. Israel +started, for in the latter he recognized himself--a boy of fifty years +ago. + +"Israel," said the golden-haired boy, "it's 'lection day to-morrow; +we'll hire Browning's horse and chaise, and go to Boston, and have a +grand time on the Common, seeing all the shows." + +"You forget, Mark," said the dark-haired boy, sadly, "that I have no +money." + +"What of that?" replied the other; "I have a pocket full; and what's +mine is yours, you know. Come, cheer up, you'll one day he as rich as +I am; and then it will be your turn to treat, you know. I can afford +to be generous, and so would you be, if you had the means." + +Then the shadow passed from the face of the dark-haired boy, and a +smile lighted up his countenance, and the two schoolfellows passed on +their way together. + +Grove and school house passed away, melting into another scene like +one of the dissolving views. Israel stood before a huge illuminated +screen, in the midst of a gaping company of sight seers. He could see +nothing but a confused mass of heads, vaguely lighted by the rays +from that vast screen. It was some kind of an exhibition. + +"Now, ladies and gentlemen," said a strange voice issuing from the +darkness, "we shall show you the wonders of the oxy-hydrogen +microscope; natural objects magnified five thousand times. Look and +behold the proboscis of the common house fly." + +Israel gazed with the rest, and soon a huge object, resembling the +trunk of a monster elephant, appeared on the illuminated disk. It +passed away. + +"Now, ladies and gentlemen," said the voice, "look well to the +illuminated screen. What do you see now?" + +"Nothing!" was the universal and indignant answer. + +"I thought so," replied the voice. "Yet you have before you a miser's +soul magnified five thousand times; a million such would not produce +an image on the screen." + +The illuminated disk grew dark and disappeared; then a lurid light +seemed to fill all space; and soon huge billows of flames rolled +upward, and writhed and twisted together like a myriad of gigantic +serpents. Shrieks and howls of anguish issued from the fiery mass, but +above all was heard the startling clangor of a bell. + +"Halloo! who's this?" cried a voice that evidently issued from a set +of powerful human lungs. The miser felt himself roughly shaken by the +shoulder, and awoke. + +"What's the noise?--fire?" he asked; for the bell he had heard in his +dream now jarred upon his waking senses. + +"Fire! no!" said the man who had awakened him--the butcher of the +village. "It's the boys ringing in the new year. By the way, I wish +you a happy new year, Mr. Wurm." + +"A happy new year, Mr. Wurm," said the schoolmaster for he, too, was +present. + +"A happy new year," said Farmer Harrowby. + +"And a happy new year" chorused a dozen other voices. It was great fun +wishing a miser a happy new year. + +"Thank you, neighbors; I wish you a thousand," replied Israel, +cheerfully. + +"How came you asleep there?" asked Farmer Harrowby. "Why, you might +have perished in the drift." + +"I was overcome by drowsiness," answered Israel. "I was very cold; I'd +been to make a call on Widow Redman, and the poor soul was out of +wood. By the way, farmer, the first thing after sunrise, I want you to +be sure to gear up your ox team, and take a cord of your best hickory +and pitch pine to the widow." + +"And who'll pay me?" asked the farmer, doubtfully. + +"I will, to be sure," answered Israel. "Have not I got money enough? +Here--hold your hand;" and he put a handful of silver in the farmer's +honest palm. "And you, Mr. Wilkins," he added, addressing the butcher, +"take her the best turkey you've got, and half a pig, with my +compliments, and a happy new year to her." + +"And how about that execution?" asked the constable, who was round +with the rest, 'seeing the old year out and the new year in.' + +"Confound the execution! Don't let me hear another word about it," +said Israel, magnanimously. "And now, neighbors," he added, "I owe you +something for your good wishes; come along with me to the Golden Lion, +and I'll give you the best supper the tavern affords. Hurrah! New year +don't come but once in a twelvemonth." + +We will be bound that a merrier party never left a churchyard, even +after a funeral, nor a merrier set ever sat down to a festal board, +than that which gathered to greet the hospitality of Israel Wurm. In +the course of the evening, an old Scotch gardener gave it as his +opinion that the "miser was _fey_." (When a man suddenly changes his +character, as when a spendthrift becomes saving, or a niggard +generous, the Scotch say that he is _fey_, and consider the change a +forerunner of sudden death.) + +"No, my friends," said Israel, overhearing the remark, "I am not +_fey_; and I mean to live a long while, Heaven willing, for I have +just learned that the true secret of enjoying life is to do good to +others. I had a dream to-night which has, I trust, made me a wiser and +better man. The miser lies buried in yonder churchyard; Israel Wurm, a +new man, has risen in his place; and as far as my means go, I intend +that this shall be a happy new year to every one of my acquaintances." + +Israel was as good as his word, and never relapsed into his old +habits. The widow and the orphan children were provided for by his +bounty; he gave liberally to every object of charity. Hospitals, +schools, and colleges were the recipients of his bounty; and when he +died, in the fulness of years, the blessings of old and young followed +him to his last resting-place in the old churchyard where he had +dreamed the mysterious dream, and been awakened to a better life by +the pealing of the NEW YEAR'S BELLS. + + + + +THE OLD YEAR AND THE NEW. + + +"O, this is beautiful--beautiful indeed!" cried a young and silvery +voice, musical as fairy bells heard at midnight. "How white this snowy +drapery hangs upon the roofs of these bright palaces!" and the +speaker, a gay boy, danced trippingly along, following in the +footsteps of an old, gray-bearded man who was tottering before him. + +The old man turned. "You call that snowy drapery beautiful?" said he. + +"Yes--it is like the raiment of a bride," said the boy. + +"To me it seems a shroud thrown over the grave of buried hopes," +answered the old man. + +"But what are these joy bells ringing for?" said the boy. + +"For a death and for a birth!" replied the old man. + +"You speak riddles." + +"I speak truth. The same sounds have a different import to different +ears. To mine there is a death knell in these tremulous vibrations of +the air." + +"You are very old, father--and age has cankered you." + +"A twelvemonth since, young child of Time," replied the old man, "I +was like you." + +"A twelvemonth! Your back is bent, your locks are silvery, your voice +is tremulous. How is this?" + +"Wrinkles and gray hairs are the work of sorrows, not of years. Eyes +that are weary of the sight of suffering grow dim apace." + +"But hark!" said the youth. "Hear you not that music--the peals of +laughter that come from yonder illuminated house? It is a wedding +festival." + +"Yes," replied the old man, sadly. "A twelvemonth since, I heard the +same sounds in the same house. There was music and feasting--it was, +as now, a wedding festival. Where is the bride? Go to yonder +churchyard. You will find her name inscribed on a simple stone. If you +pass out of the city to the north, you will see some huge buildings of +brick, towering upon an eminence. If you linger by the garden wall you +will hear shrieks and curses, the howls of despair, the ravings of +hopeless lunacy. The husband is there--the victim of his own evil +passions--a raving maniac." + +"Away with these croaking reminiscences!" cried the younger voice. +"Let the music peal--let the dance go on. The wine is red within the +cup." + +"Yes--and the deadly serpent lurks below." + +"Then the world is all desolate!" cried the New Year. + +"No! there are green spots in the desert!" said the Old Year; "but +beware of deeming it all fairyland! But a little while and you will +follow me. But the end is not here--after Time, Eternity! There +suffering and sin are unknown. There each departed spirit, after +making the circuit of its appointed sphere, shall rise to a higher and +a higher, while boundless love and wisdom illuminate all, radiating +from a centre whose brightness no human senses can conceive." + +The old man was gone. The joyous bells had rung his requiem. The young +heir was enthroned--and with mingled hope and foreboding commenced the +reign of 1853. + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Three Brides, Love in a Cottage, +and Other Tales, by Francis A. 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Durivage + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Three Brides, Love in a Cottage, and Other Tales + +Author: Francis A. Durivage + +Release Date: February 3, 2006 [EBook #17669] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE THREE BRIDES, LOVE IN A *** + + + + +Produced by Barbara Tozier, Bill Tozier, Sankar Viswanathan, +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at +http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + +</pre> + + + + + + + + + + + + +<h1>THE<br /> + +THREE BRIDES,<br /> + +LOVE IN A COTTAGE,</h1> + +<h3>AND<br /> + +OTHER TALES</h3> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<h4>BY</h4> +<p> </p> +<h2>FRANCIS A. DURIVAGE.</h2> + +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<h3>BOSTON:<br /> +SANBORN, CARTER, BAZIN & CO.,</h3> +<h4>25 & 29 CORNHILL.</h4> + +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> + + + +<p class="center">Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1853, by</p> + +<p class="center">F.A. DURIVAGE,</p> + +<p class="center">In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the District of Massachusetts. +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> + +<h4>TO</h4> + +<h2>MY MOTHER,</h2> + +<h3>THE FIRST TO ENCOURAGE MY EFFORTS,</h3> + +<h3>AND THE MOST INDULGENT OF MY CRITICS,</h3> + +<h2>THIS VOLUME</h2> + +<h3>IS AFFECTIONATELY INSCRIBED.</h3> + + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="PREFACE" id="PREFACE"></a>PREFACE.</h2> + + +<p>The volume here submitted to the public is composed of selections from +my contributions to the columns of the American press. The stories and +sketches were written, most of them, in the intervals of relaxation +from more serious labor and the daily business of life; and they would +be suffered to disappear in the Lethe that awaits old magazines and +newspapers, had not their extensive circulation, and the partial +judgment of friends,—for I must not omit the stereotyped plea of +scribblers,—flattered me that their collection in a permanent form +would not prove wholly unacceptable. Some of these articles were +published anonymously, or under the signature of "The Old 'Un," and +have enjoyed the honor of adoption by persons having no claim to their +paternity; and it seems time to call home and assemble these vagabond +children under the paternal wing. <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span></p> + +<p>The materials for the tales were gathered from various sources: some +are purely imaginative, some authentic, not a few jotted down from +oral narrative, or derived from the vague remembrance of some old play +or adventure; but the form at least is my own, and that is about all +that a professional story-teller, gleaning his matter at random, can +generally lay claim to.</p> + +<p>Some of these sketches were originally published in the Boston "Olive +Branch," and many in Mr. Gleason's popular papers, the "Flag of Our +Union," and the "Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion." Others have +appeared in the "New York Mirror," the "American Monthly Magazine," +the New York "Spirit of the Times," the "Symbol," and other magazines +and papers.</p> + +<p>Should their perusal serve to beguile some hours of weariness and +illness, as their composition has done, I shall feel that my labor has +not been altogether vain; while the moderate success of this venture +will stimulate me to attempt something more worthy the attention of +the public.</p> + +<p class="sig"> +FRANCIS A. DURIVAGE.<br /> +</p> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="TABLE_OF_CONTENTS" id="TABLE_OF_CONTENTS"></a>TABLE OF CONTENTS.</h2> + + + + +<table summary="Contents"> +<tr><td> </td><td class="tocpg" >PAGE</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td> </td> + <td class="tocpg" > </td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_GOLDSMITHS_DAUGHTER">THE GOLDSMITH'S DAUGHTER.</a></td><td class="tocpg" ><a href="#Page_11">11</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#PHILETUS_POTTS">PHILETUS POTTS.</a></td><td class="tocpg" ><a href="#Page_27">27</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_GONDOLIER">THE GONDOLIER.</a></td><td class="tocpg" ><a href="#Page_32">32</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_SURRENDER_OF_CORNWALLIS">THE SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_40">40</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_THREE_BRIDES">THE THREE BRIDES.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_45">45</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#CALIFORNIA_SPECULATION">CALIFORNIA SPECULATION.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_58">58</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_FRENCH_GUARDSMAN">THE FRENCH GUARDSMAN.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_63">63</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#PERSONAL_SATISFACTION">PERSONAL SATISFACTION.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_76">76</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_CASTLE_ON_THE_RHINE">THE CASTLE ON THE RHINE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_80">80</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#LOVE_IN_A_COTTAGE">LOVE IN A COTTAGE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_93">93</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_CAREER_OF_AN_ARTIST">THE CAREER OF AN ARTIST.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_99">99</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#SOUVENIRS_OF_A_RETIRED_OYSTERMAN_IN_ILL_HEALTH">SOUVENIRS OF A RETIRED OYSTERMAN IN ILL HEALTH.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_112">112</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_NEW_YEARS_STOCKINGS">THE NEW YEAR'S STOCKINGS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_118">118</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_OBLIGING_YOUNG_MAN">THE OBLIGING YOUNG MAN.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_127">127</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#EULALIE_LASALLE">EULALIE LASALLE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_132">132</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_OLD_CITY_PUMP">THE OLD CITY PUMP.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_142">142</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_TWO_PORTRAITS">THE TWO PORTRAITS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_147">147</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#UNCLE_OBED">UNCLE OBED.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_155">155</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_CASKET_OF_JEWELS">THE CASKET OF JEWELS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_160">160</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#ACTING_CHARADES">ACTING CHARADES.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_178">178</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_GREEN_CHAMBER">THE GREEN CHAMBER.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_182">182</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#HE_WASNT_A_HORSE_JOCKEY">HE WASN'T A HORSE JOCKEY.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_191">191</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#FUNERAL_SHADOWS">FUNERAL SHADOWS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_197">197</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_LATE_ELIAS_MUGGS">THE LATE ELIAS MUGGS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_207">207</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_SOLDIERS_WIFE">THE SOLDIER'S WIFE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_213">213</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#A_KISS_ON_DEMAND">A KISS ON DEMAND.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_231">231</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_RIFLE_SHOT">THE RIFLE SHOT.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_237">237</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_WATER_CURE">THE WATER CURE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_244">244</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_COSSACK">THE COSSACK.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_248">248</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#MARRIED_FOR_MONEY">MARRIED FOR MONEY.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_260">260</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_EMIGRANT_SHIP">THE EMIGRANT SHIP.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_266">266</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_LAST_OF_THE_STAGE_COACHES">THE LAST OF THE STAGE COACHES.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_271">271</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_SEXTON_OF_ST_HUBERTS">THE SEXTON OF ST. HUBERT'S.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_276">276</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#JACK_WITHERS">JACK WITHERS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_292">292</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_SILVER_HAMMER">THE SILVER HAMMER.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_302">302</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_CHRIST_CHURCH_CHIMES">THE CHRIST CHURCH CHIMES.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_316">316</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_POLISH_SLAVE">THE POLISH SLAVE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_320">320</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#OBEYING_ORDERS">OBEYING ORDERS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_331">331</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_DEACONS_HORSE">THE DEACON'S HORSE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_335">335</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_CONTRABANDISTA">THE CONTRABANDISTA.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_339">339</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_STAGE-STRUCK_GENTLEMAN">THE STAGE-STRUCK GENTLEMAN.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_351">351</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_DIAMOND_STAR">THE DIAMOND STAR.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_355">355</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_GAME_OF_CHANCE">THE GAME OF CHANCE.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_373">373</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_SOLDIERS_SON">THE SOLDIER'S SON.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_382">382</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#TAKING_CHARGE_OF_A_LADY">TAKING CHARGE OF A LADY.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_391">391</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_NEW_YEARS_BELLS">THE NEW YEAR'S BELLS.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_397">397</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td ><a href="#THE_OLD_YEAR_AND_THE_NEW">THE OLD YEAR AND THE NEW.</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_407">407</a></td> +</tr> +</table> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_GOLDSMITHS_DAUGHTER" id="THE_GOLDSMITHS_DAUGHTER"></a>THE GOLDSMITH'S DAUGHTER.</h2> + +<h3>A LEGEND OF MADRID.</h3> + + +<p>Many, many years ago, in those "good old times" so much bepraised by +antiquaries and the <i>laudatores temporis acti</i>,—the good old times, +that is to say, of the holy office, of those magnificent <i>autos</i> when +the smell of roasted heretics was as sweet a savor in the nostrils of +the faithful, as that of Quakers done remarkably brown was to our +godly Puritan ancestors,—there dwelt in the royal city of Madrid a +wealthy goldsmith by the name of Antonio Perez, whose family—having +lost his wife—consisted of a lovely daughter, named Magdalena, and a +less beautiful but still charming niece, Juanita. The housekeeping and +the care of the girls were committed to a starched old duenna, Donna +Margarita, whose vinegar aspect and sharp tongue might well keep at a +distance the boldest gallants of the court and camp. For the rest, +some half dozen workmen and servitors, and a couple of stout Asturian +serving wenches made up the establishment of the wealthy artisan. As +the chief care of the latter was to accumulate treasure, his family, +while they were denied no comfort, were debarred from luxury, and, +perhaps, fared the better from this very frugality of the master. Yet +in the stable, which occupied a portion of the basement story of his +residence,—the other half being devoted to the <i>almacen</i>, or +store,—there were a couple of long-tailed Flemish mares, and a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span> +heavy, lumbering chariot; and in the rear of the house a garden, +enclosed on three sides with a stone wall, and comprising arbors, a +fountain, and a choice variety of fruits and flowers.</p> + +<p>One evening, the goldsmith's daughter and her cousin sat in their +apartment, on the second story, peeping out through the closed +"jalousies," or blinds, into the twilight street, haply on the watch +for some gallant cavalier, whose horsemanship and costume they might +admire or criticize. Seeing nothing there, however, to attract their +attention, they turned to each other.</p> + +<p>"Juanita," said the goldsmith's daughter, "I believe I have secured an +admirer."</p> + +<p>"An admirer!" exclaimed the pretty cousin. "If your father and dame +Margarita didn't keep us cooped here like a pair of pigeons, we should +have, at least, twenty apiece. But what manner of man is this +phœnix of yours? Is he tall? Has he black eyes, or blue? Is he +courtier or soldier?"</p> + +<p>"He is tall," replied Magdalena, smiling; "but for his favor, or the +color of his eyes, or quality, I cannot answer. His face and figure +shrouded in a cloak, his <i>sombrero</i> pulled down over his eyes, he +takes up his station against a pillar of the church whenever I go to +San Ildefonso with my duenna, and watches me till mass is ended. I +have caught him following our footsteps. But be he gentle or simple, +fair or dark, I know not."</p> + +<p>"A very mysterious character!" cried Juanita, laughing, "like unto the +bravo of some Italian tale. Jesu Maria!" she exclaimed, springing to +the window, "what goodly cavalier rides hither? His mantle is of +three-pile velvet, and he wears golden spurs upon his heels. And with +what a grace he sits and manages his fiery genet! Pray Heaven your +suitor be as goodly a cavalier." <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span></p> + +<p>Magdalena gazed forth upon the horseman, and her heart silently +confessed that the praises of her cousin were well bestowed. As the +cavalier approached the goldsmith's house, he checked the impatient +speed of his horse, and gazed upward earnestly at the window where the +young girls sat.</p> + +<p>"Magdalena!" cried the mischievous Juanita, "old Margarita is not here +to document us, and I declare your beauty shall have one chance." As +she spoke she threw open the blind, and exposed her lovely and +blushing cousin to the gaze of the cavalier.</p> + +<p>Ardently and admiringly he gazed upon her dark and faultless features, +and then raising his plumed hat, bowed to his very saddle bow, and +rode on, but turned, ever and anon, till he was lost in the distance +and gradual darkening of the street.</p> + +<p>"Mutual admiration!" cried the gay Juanita, clapping her hands. "Thank +me for the stratagem. Yon cavalier is, without a doubt, the mysterious +admirer of San Ildefonso."</p> + +<p>Don Julio Montero—for that was the name of the cavalier—returned +again beneath the casement, and again saw Magdalena. He also made some +purchases of the old goldsmith, and managed to speak a word with his +fair daughter in the shop; and in spite of the duenna, billets were +exchanged between the parties. The very secrecy with which this little +intrigue was managed, the mystery of it, influenced the imagination of +Magdalena and increased the violence of her attachment, and loving +with all the fervor of her meridian nature, she felt that any +disappointment would be her death.</p> + +<p>One evening, as her secret suitor was passing along a narrow and +unfrequent street, a light touch was laid upon<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span> his shoulder, and +turning, he perceived a tall figure, muffled in a long, dark cloak.</p> + +<p>"Senor Montero," said the stranger, "one word with you." And then, +observing that he hesitated, he threw open his cloak, and added, "Nay, +senor, suspect not that my purpose is unfriendly; you see I have no +arms, while you wear both rapier and dagger. I merely wish to say a +few words on a matter of deep import to yourself."</p> + +<p>"Your name, senor," replied the other, "methinks should precede any +communication you have to make me, would you secure my confidence."</p> + +<p>"My name, senor, I cannot disclose."</p> + +<p>"Umph! a somewhat strange adventure!" muttered the young cavalier. +"However, friend, since such you purport to be, say your say, and that +right briefly, for I have affairs of urgency on my hands."</p> + +<p>"Briefly, then, senor. You have cast your eyes on the daughter of +Antonio Perez, the rich goldsmith?"</p> + +<p>"That is my affair, methinks," replied the cavalier, haughtily. "By +what right do you interfere with it? Are you brother or relative of +the fair Magdalena?"</p> + +<p>"Neither, senor; but I take a deep interest in your affairs; and I +warn you, if your heart be not irretrievably involved, to withdraw +from the prosecution of your addresses. To my certain knowledge, +Magdalena is beloved by another."</p> + +<p>"What of that, man? A fair field and no favor, is all I ask."</p> + +<p>"But what if <i>she</i> loves another?"</p> + +<p>"Ha!" exclaimed the cavalier. "Can she be sporting with me?—playing +the coquette? But no! I will not believe it, at least upon the say so +of a stranger. I must have proofs."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Pray, senor, have you never observed upon the lady's fair arm a +turquoise bracelet?"</p> + +<p>"Yea, have I," replied the cavalier; "by the same token that she has +promised it to me as a <i>gage d'amour</i>."</p> + +<p>"Do you recognize the bracelet?" cried the stranger, holding up, as he +spoke, the ornament in question. "Or, if that convince you not, do you +recognize this tress of raven hair—this bouquet that she wore upon +her bosom yesternight?"</p> + +<p>"That I gave her myself!" cried the cavalier. "By Heaven! she has +proved false to me. But I must know," he added, fiercely, "who thou +art ere thou goest hence. I must have thy secret, if I force it from +thee at the dagger's point. Who art thou? speak!"</p> + +<p>"Prithee, senor, press me not," said the stranger, drawing his cloak +yet closer about him, and retreating a pace or two.</p> + +<p>"Who art thou?" cried the cavalier, menacingly, and striding forward +as the other receded.</p> + +<p>"One whose name breathed in thine ear," replied the other, "would +curdle thy young blood with horror."</p> + +<p>Julio laughed loud and scornfully.</p> + +<p>"Now, by Saint Iago! thou art some juggling knave—some impish +charlatan, who seeks to conceal his imposture in the garb of mystery +and terror. Little knowest thou the mettle of a Castilian heart. Thy +name?"</p> + +<p>The stranger stooped forward, and whispered a word or two in the ear +of his companion. The young man recoiled, while his cheek turned from +the glowing tinge of health and indignation to the hue of ashes; and, +as he stood, rooted to the spot in terror and dismay, the stranger +threw the hem of his cloak over his shoulder, and glided away like a +dark shadow.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span></p> + +<p>Julio's heart was so far enlisted in favor of Magdalena, that it cost +him a severe struggle to throw her off as utterly unworthy of his +attachment, but pride came to his rescue, and he performed his task. +He wrote a letter, in which, assigning no cause for the procedure, he +calmly, coldly, contemptuously renounced her hand, and told her that +henceforth, should they meet, it must be as strangers.</p> + +<p>This unexpected blow almost paralyzed Magdalena's reason. It was to be +expected of her temperament that her anguish should be in proportion +to her former rapture. At first stunned, she roused to the paroxysm of +wild despair. Henceforth, if she lived, her life, she felt, would be +an utter blank. Passion completely overmastering her reason, she +resolved to destroy herself. This fearful resolution adopted, her +excitement ceased. She became calm—calm as the senseless stone; no +tremors shook her soul, no remorse, no regret.</p> + +<p>She was seated alone, one evening, at that very window whence she had +first beheld her false suitor, and bitter memories were crowding on +her brain, when the door of her apartment opened, and closed again +after admitting her old duenna, Margarita. The old woman approached +with a stealthy, cat-like step, and sitting down beside the maiden, +and gazing inquisitively into her dim eyes, said, in a whining voice, +intended to be very winning and persuasive,—</p> + +<p>"What ails my pretty pet? Is she unwell?"</p> + +<p>"I am not unwell," replied Magdalena, coldly, rousing herself to the +exertion of conversing, with an effort.</p> + +<p>"Nay, my darling," said the old woman, in the same whining tone, "I am +sure that something is the matter with you. You look feverish."</p> + +<p>"I am well, Margarita; let that suffice."</p> + +<p>"And feel no regret for the false suitor, hey?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span></p> + +<p>Magdalena turned upon her quickly—almost fiercely.</p> + +<p>"What do you know of him?"</p> + +<p>"All! all!" cried the old woman, while her gray eyes flashed with +exultation.</p> + +<p>"Then you know him for a false and perjured villain!" cried the +beautiful Spaniard.</p> + +<p>"I know him for an honorable cavalier; true as the steel of his Toledo +blade!" retorted the duenna. "I speak riddles, Magdalena, but I will +explain myself. Do you think I can forget your insults, jeers, and +jokes? Do you think I knew not when you mocked me behind my back, or +sought to trick me before my face? You little knew, when you and your +gay-faced cousin were making merry at my expense, what wrath you were +storing up against the day of evil. But I come of a race that never +forgets or forgives; there is some of the blood of the wild Zingara +coursing in these shrivelled veins—a love of vengeance, that is +dearer than the love of life. I watched your love intrigue from the +very first. I saw that it bade fair to end in happiness. Don Julio was +wealthy and well born, and his intentions were honorable. After +indulging your romantic spirit by a secret wooing, he would have +openly claimed you of your father, and the old man would have been but +too proud to give his consent. Now came the moment for revenge. I +traduced you to your lover, making use of an agent who was wholly +mine. Trifles produce conviction when once the faith of jealous man is +shaken. A few toys—a turquoise bracelet, a lock of hair, a bunch of +faded flowers—sufficed to turn the scale; and now, were an angel of +heaven to pronounce you true, Don Julio would disbelieve the +testimony. Ha, ha! am I not avenged?"</p> + +<p>"And was it," said Magdalena, in a low, pathetic voice,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span>—"was it for +a few jests,—a little childish chafing against restraint, that you +wrecked the happiness of a poor young girl,—blighted her hopes, and +broke her heart? Woman—fiend! dare you tell me this?" she cried, +kindling into passion with a sudden transition. "Avaunt! begone! Leave +my sight, you hideous and evil thing! But take with you my bitter +curse—no empty anathema! but one that will cling to you like the +garment of flame that wraps the doomed heretic! Begone! accursed +wretch—hideous in soul as you are abhorrent and repulsive in person."</p> + +<p>Cowed, but muttering wrathful words, the stricken wretch hurried out +of the apartment, into which Juanita instantly rushed.</p> + +<p>"Magdalena, what means this?" she cried. "I heard you uttering fearful +threats against old Margarita. Calm yourself; you are strangely +excited."</p> + +<p>"O Juanita, Juanita!" cried Magdalena, the tears starting from her +eyes, and wringing her fair hands. "If you knew all—if you knew the +wrong that woman has done me; but not now—not now; leave me, good +cousin,—leave me!"</p> + +<p>"You are not well, dearest," said Juanita; "take my advice, go to bed +and repose. To-morrow you will be calm, and to-morrow you shall tell +me all."</p> + +<p>"To-morrow! to-morrow!" muttered Magdalena. "Well, well; to-morrow you +will find me!"</p> + +<p>"Yes; I will waken you, and sit at your bedside, and laugh your griefs +away. Good night, Magdalena!"</p> + +<p>"Farewell, dearest!" said the heart-stricken girl; and Juanita left +the chamber.</p> + +<p>Before a silver crucifix, Magdalena knelt in prayer.</p> + +<p>"Father of mercies, blessed Virgin, absolve me of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span> sin—if sin it +be to rush unbidden to the presence of my Judge! My burden is too +great to bear!"</p> + +<p>She rose from her knees, took from a cupboard a goblet of Venetian +glass, and a flask of Xeres wine. Into the goblet she first dropped +the contents of a paper she took from her bosom, and then filled it to +the brim with wine. She had already stretched forth her hand to the +fatal glass, when she heard her name called by her father.</p> + +<p>"He would give me a good-night kiss," said the wretched girl. "I must +receive it with pure lips. I come, dear father,—I come."</p> + +<p>Scarcely had she left her chamber when the old duenna again stole into +the room.</p> + +<p>"If I could only find one of the gallant's letters," she muttered to +herself, "I could arm her father's mind against her; and then if madam +tried to get me turned away, she would have her labor for her pains. +What have we here? A flask of Xeres, as I live! So ho, senorita! Is +this the source of your inspiration when you berate your betters? I +declare it smells good; the jade is no bad judge of wine!"</p> + +<p>As she spoke, the old woman, who had no particular aversion to the +juice of the grape, hurriedly drank off the contents of the goblet, +and immediately filled it up again from the flask.</p> + +<p>"There! she'll be no wiser," said she, with a cunning leer. "And now I +must hurry off. I would not have the young baggage find me here for a +month's wages!"</p> + +<p>Margarita effected her retreat just in time. Magdalena returned, after +having, as she supposed, seen her poor father for the last time.</p> + +<p>Had not despair completely overmastered the reason of the poor girl, +she would have shrunk from the idea of com<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span>mitting suicide. But misery +had completely, though temporarily, wrecked her intellect. She felt no +horror, no remorse at the deed she was about to commit. With a steady +hand she raised the goblet to her lips, and then drank the fatal +draught, as she supposed it, to the last dregs.</p> + +<p>"I must sleep now," she said, with a deep sigh. "I shall never wake +again." And throwing herself, dressed as she was, upon her couch, she +soon fell into a deep slumber.</p> + +<p>How long her senses were steeped in oblivion, she could not tell. But +she was awakened by shrill screams, and started to her feet in terror.</p> + +<p>"Where am I?" she exclaimed. "Are those the cries of the condemned? Am +I indeed in another world?"</p> + +<p>"But louder and louder came the shrieks, and now she recognized the +tones as those of the old duenna. Deeply as the woman had wronged her, +Magdalena's feminine nature could not be insensible to her distress. +She sprang down the stairway, and now stood by the bedside of the +duenna, over which Juanita was already bending.</p> + +<p>"What <i>is</i> the matter?" she exclaimed.</p> + +<p>"The wine! the wine! the flask of Xeres! the Venetian goblet! I am +poisoned!" cried the old woman, as she writhed in agony.</p> + +<p>The truth instantly flashed on the preternaturally-sharpened intellect +of Magdalena. Her own immunity from pain confirmed the fatal +supposition.</p> + +<p>"Good God!" she cried, in tones of unutterable anguish, "I have killed +her!"</p> + +<p>The exclamation caught the keen ear of the malignant hag, suffering as +she was. She raised herself up on her elbow, and pointing with her +skinny finger to the horror-stricken girl, she screamed,—</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes; you have murdered me! Send for a leech,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span> a priest, an +officer of justice! Do not let that wretch escape! She gave me a +poisoned draught! she knew it—she confesses it! Ha, ha! I shall not +die unavenged!"</p> + +<p>These fearful words caught the ear of Don Antonio, as, having hastily +dressed himself, he rushed into the room. They caught the ear, too, of +a curious servitor, who flew to the alguazil before he summoned priest +and chirurgeon.</p> + +<p>In less than an hour afterwards, the old beldam had breathed her last, +but not before she had made her false deposition to the officer of +justice; not before she had learned that a paper containing evidence +of poison had been found in Magdalena's room; not before she had seen +the hapless girl arrested; and then she died with a lie and a smile of +hideous triumph on her lips.</p> + +<p>We cannot attempt to describe the anguish of the old goldsmith, and +the despair of Juanita, as they beheld Magdalena torn from their arms +to be carried before a judge for examination, and thence to be cast +into prison. Believing in her innocence, and confident that it would +be established in the eyes of the world, they longed for the dread +ordeal of the trial. The hour came, but only to crush their hearts +within them. The guilt was fixed by circumstantial evidence on the +unfortunate Magdalena. Poor Juanita was forced to testify to the facts +of a quarrel between her cousin and the hapless duenna, and to violent +language used by the former to the latter. A paper which had contained +poison had been found in the apartment of the accused. Her own hasty +confession of guilt, the dying declaration of the victim added</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i7">"—confirmation strong<br /></span> +<span class="i0">As proofs of Holy Writ."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>Magdalena was condemned to die. In that supreme<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span> hour, when her +protestations of innocence had proved of no avail, the film fell from +the organs of her mental vision. Knowing herself guilty of +premeditated suicide, she saw in the established charge of murder a +dreadful retribution. To make her peace with Heaven in the solitude of +the prison cell, was now all that she desired. She had proved the +worthlessness of life, and now she prepared herself to die. But her +tortures were not ended. Julio, her lost lover, demanded an interview +with her, and when, after listening to her sad tale, he renewed his +vows of love, and expressed his firm belief in her innocence, earth +once more bloomed attractive to her eyes; life became again dear to +her at the very moment she was condemned to surrender it. Her +execution was fixed for the next day, at the hour of noon. At that +hour, she was to take her last look of her father, her cousin, her +lover—the last look of God's blessed earth.</p> + +<p>The morning came. She had passed the night in prayer, and it found her +firm and resigned. In the heart of a true woman there lies a reserve +of courage that shames the prouder boast of man. She may not face +death on the battle-field with the same defying front; but when it +comes in a more appalling form and scene, she shrinks not from the +dread ordeal. When man's foot trembles on the scaffold, woman stands +there serene, unwavering, and self-sustained.</p> + +<p>One hour before the appointed time, the door of Magdalena's cell +opened, and a tall figure, wrapped in a dark cloak, with a slouched +hat and sable plume, stood before her. It was the same who had gazed +on her so often in the church of San Ildefonso, the same who had +encountered Julio in the narrow street with proofs of her alleged +falsity. <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Is the hour arrived?" asked Magdalena, calmly.</p> + +<p>"Nay," replied the stranger, in a deep tone. "Can you not see the +prison clock through the bars of your cell door? Look; it lacks yet an +hour of noon."</p> + +<p>"Then, sir, you come to announce the arrival of the holy father,—of +my friends."</p> + +<p>"They will be here anon," said the stranger.</p> + +<p>"I do not," said Magdalena, in the same calm tone she had before +employed, "see you now for the first time."</p> + +<p>"Beautiful girl!" cried the stranger; "no! I have for months haunted +you like your shadow. Your fair face threw the first gleams of +sunshine into my heart that have visited it from early manhood. I love +you, Magdalena!"</p> + +<p>"This is no hour and no place for words like these," replied the +captive, coldly.</p> + +<p>"Nay!" cried the stranger, with sudden energy. "Beautiful girl, I come +to save you!"</p> + +<p>"To save me!" cried Magdalena, a sudden, wild hope springing in her +breast,"—to save me! It is well done. Believe me, I am innocent. You +have bribed the jailer to open my prison doors; you have contrived +some means of evasion. I know not—I care not what. I shall be freed! +I shall clasp my father's knees once more. I shall go forth into the +blessed air and light of heaven. God bless you, whoever you are, for +your words of hope!"</p> + +<p>"You shall go forth, if you will," replied the stranger; "but openly, +in the face and eyes of man. At my word the prison bars will fall, the +keys will turn, the gates will be unbarred. I have a royal pardon!"</p> + +<p>"Give it me! give it me!" almost shrieked Magdalena.</p> + +<p>"It is bestowed on one condition: that you become my wife."</p> + +<p>"That I become your wife!" repeated Magdalena, as if<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span> she but half +comprehended the words. "Forsake poor Julio! And yet the bribe, to +escape a death of infamy, to save my father's gray hairs from going +down to a dishonored grave! Speak! who are you, with power to save me +on these terms?"</p> + +<p>The stranger tossed aside his sable hat and plume, and dropped his +cloak, and stood before her in a rich dress of black velvet, trimmed +with point lace, a broadsword belted to his waist. He was a man of +middle age, of a fine, athletic figure, and handsome face, but there +was an indescribable expression in his dark eyes, in the stern lines +about his handsome mouth, that affected the gazer with a strange, +shuddering horror.</p> + +<p>"Peruse me well, maiden," said the stranger. "I am not deformed. I am +as other men. If there be no glow in my cheek, still the blood that +flows through my veins is healthy and untainted. Moreover, though I be +not noble, my character is stainless. If to be the wife of an honest +man is not too dear a purchase for your life, accept my hand, and you +are saved."</p> + +<p>"Who are you?" cried Magdalena, intense curiosity mastering her even +in that moment.</p> + +<p>"I am the executioner of Madrid!" replied the stranger.</p> + +<p>Magdalena covered her face with her hands, and uttered a low cry of +horror.</p> + +<p>"I am the executioner of Madrid!" repeated he. "I have never committed +crime in my life, though my blade has been reddened with the blood of +my fellow-creatures. Yet no man takes my hand,—no man breaks bread or +drinks wine with me. I, the dread minister of justice, a necessity of +society, like the soldier on the rampart, or the priest at the altar, +am a being lonely, abhorred, accursed. Yet I have the feelings, the +passions of other men. But<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span> what maiden would listen to the suit of +one like me? What father would give his daughter to my arms? None, +none! And, therefore, the state decrees that when the executioner +would wed, he must take to his arms a woman doomed to death. I loved +you, Magdalena, hopelessly, ere I dreamed the hour would ever arrive +when I might hope to claim you. That hour has now come. I offer you +your life and my hand. You must be my bride, or my victim!"</p> + +<p>"Your victim! your victim!" cried Magdalena. "Death a thousand times, +though a thousand times undeserved, rather than your foul embrace!"</p> + +<p>"You have chosen. Your blood be on your own head!" cried the +executioner, stamping his foot. "You die unshriven and unblessed!"</p> + +<p>"At least, abhorred ruffian," cried Magdalena, "I have some little +time for preparation! The hour has not yet arrived."</p> + +<p>"Has it not?" cried the executioner. "Behold yon clock!"</p> + +<p>And as her eyes were strained upon the dial, he strode out of the +cell, and seizing the hands, advanced them to the hour of noon. Then, +at a signal from his hand, the prison bell began to toll.</p> + +<p>"Mercy; mercy!" cried Magdalena, as he rejoined her. "Slay me not +before my time!"</p> + +<p>But the hand of the ruffian already grasped her arm, and he dragged +her forth into the corridor.</p> + +<p>At that moment, however, a loud shout arose, and a group of officials, +escorting the goldsmith and Julio, waving a paper in his hand, rushed +breathlessly along the passage.</p> + +<p>"Saved, saved!" cried Magdalena. "Hither, hither, father, Julio!"</p> + +<p>The executioner had wreathed his hand in her dark,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span> flowing tresses; +already his dreadful weapon was brandished in the air, when it was +crossed by the bright Toledo blade of the young cavalier, and flew +from his grasp, clanging against the prison wall.</p> + +<p>"Unhand her, dog!" cried Julio, "or die the death!"</p> + +<p>Sullenly the executioner released his hold, and sullenly listened to +the royal pardon.</p> + +<p>Magdalena was soon beneath her father's roof,—soon in the arms of her +cousin Juanita. Long did she resist the importunities of Julio; for +though innocent in fact, judicially she stood convicted of a capital +offence. But as time rolled on,—as her innocence became the popular +belief,—she finally relented, accepted his hand, and beneath the +beautiful sky of Italy, forgot, or remembered only as a dream, the +perils and sorrows of her early life.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="PHILETUS_POTTS" id="PHILETUS_POTTS"></a>PHILETUS POTTS.</h2> + +<h3>A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH.</h3> + + +<p>Philetus Potts is dead. Like Grimes, he was a "good old man!" A true +gentleman of the old school, he clung to many of the fashions of a +by-gone period with a pertinacity, which, to the eyes of the +thoughtless, savored somewhat of the ludicrous. It was only of late +years that he relinquished his three-cornered hat; to breeches, +buckles, and hair powder he adhered to the last. He was also partial +to pigtails, though his earliest was shorn from his head by a +dangerous rival, who cut him out of the good graces of Miss Polly +Martine, a powdered beauty of the past century, by amputating his cue; +while his latest one was sacrificed on the altar of humanity—but +thereby hangs a tale.</p> + +<p>If Mr. Potts was behind his age in dress, he was in advance of it in +sentiment. In his breast the milk of human kindness never curdled, and +his intelligent mind was ever actively employed in devising ways and +means to alleviate the sufferings of humanity, and to change the +hearts of evil doers. His comprehensive kindness included the brute +creation as well as mankind, in the circle of his active sympathy.</p> + +<p>We remember an instance of his sympathy for animals. We had been +making an excursion into the country. It was high noon of a sultry +summer day; eggs were cooking<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span> in the sun, and the mercury in the +thermometer stood at the top of the tube. Passing out of a small +village, we passed a young lady pleasantly and coolly attired in +white, and carrying a sunshade whose grateful shadow melted into the +cool, clear olive of her fine complexion.</p> + +<p>Mr. Potts sighed, for she reminded him of Miss Polly Martine at the +same age; and Polly Martine reminded him of parasols by some recondite +association. Mr. Potts remembered the first umbrella that was brought +into Boston. He always carried one that might have been the first, it +was so venerable, yet whole and decent, like an old gentleman in good +preservation. It was a green silk one, with a plain, mahogany handle, +and a ring instead of a ferrule, and very large. Discoursing of +umbrellas, we came upon a cow. Mr. Potts was fond of cows—grateful to +them—always spoke of them with respect. This particular cow inhabited +a small paddock by the roadside, which was enclosed by a Virginia +fence, and contained very little grass, and no provision for shade and +shelter. So the cow stood in the sunshine, with her head resting on +the fence, and her tongue lolling out of her mouth, and her large, +intelligent eyes fixed on the far distance, where a herd of kine were +feasting knee-deep in a field of clover, beside a running brook, +overshadowed by magnificent walnut trees.</p> + +<p>"Poor thing!" said Mr. Potts; and he stopped short and looked at the +cow.</p> + +<p>The cow looked at Mr. Potts. One had evidently magnetically influenced +the other.</p> + +<p>"She is a female, like the lady we encountered," said Mr. Potts, +"but," added he, with a burst of feeling, "she has no parasol!"</p> + +<p>The assertion was indisputable. It was a truism,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span> cows are never +provided with parasols,—but then great men are famous for uttering +truisms, and we venerated Mr. Potts for following the example.</p> + +<p>"It is now twelve o'clock!" said Mr. Potts, consulting his repeater. +"At half past four, the shadow of the buttonwood will fall into this +poor animal's pasture. Four hours and a half of torture, rendered more +painful by the contemplation of the luxuries of her remote companions! +It is insufferable!"</p> + +<p>Then Mr. Potts, with a genial smile on his Pickwickian countenance, +expanded his green silk umbrella, mounted the fence, on which he sat +astride, and patiently held the umbrella over the cow's head for the +space of four and a half mortal hours. The action was sublime. I +regret to add that the animal proved ungrateful, and, when Mr. Potts +closed his umbrella on the shadow of the buttonwood relieving guard, +facilitated his descent from the Virginia fence by an ungraceful +application of her horns to the amplitude of his venerable person.</p> + +<p>It was in the summer following, that the incident I am about to relate +occurred. It was fly-time,—I remember it well. We were again walking +together, when we came to a wall-eyed horse, harnessed to a dog's meat +cart, and left standing by his unfeeling master while he indulged in +porter and pipes in a small suburban pothouse, much affected by +Milesians. The horse was much annoyed by flies, and testified his +impatience and suffering by stamping and tossing his head. Mr. Potts +was the first to notice that the poor animal had no tail,—for the two +or three vertebræ attached to the termination of the spine could +hardly be supposed to constitute a tail proper. The discovery filled +him with horror. A horse in fly-time without a tail! The case was +worse than that of the cow.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span></p> + +<p>"And here I am!" exclaimed the great and good man, in a tone of the +bitterest self-reproach, "luxuriating in a pigtail which that poor +creature would be glad of!"</p> + +<p>With these words he produced a penknife, and placing it in my hands, +resolutely bade me amputate his cue. I did so with tears in my eyes, +and placed the severed ornament in the hands of my companion. With a +piece of tape he affixed it to the horse's stump, and the gush of +satisfaction he felt at seeing the first fly despatched by the +ingenious but costly substitute for a tail, must have been, I think, +an adequate recompense for the sacrifice.</p> + +<p>I think it was in that same summer that Mr. Potts laid before the +Philanthropic and Humane Society, of which he was an honorable and +honorary member, his "plan for the amelioration of the condition of +no-tailed horses in fly-time, by the substitution of feather dusters +for the natural appendage, to which are added some hints on the +grafting of tails with artificial scions, by a retired farrier in ill +health."</p> + +<p>During the last year of his life, Mr. Potts offered a prize of five +thousand dollars for the discovery of a harmless and indelible white +paint, to be used in changing the complexion of the colored +population, to place them on an equality with ourselves, or for any +chemical process which would produce the same result.</p> + +<p>Mr. Potts proposed to substitute for capital punishment, houses of +seclusion for murderers, where, remote from the world, in rural +retreats, they might converse with nature, and in the cultivation of +the earth, or the pursuit of botany, might become gradually softened +and humanized. At the expiration of a few months' probation, he +proposed to restore them to society.</p> + +<p>A criminal is an erring brother. The object of punish<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span>ment is +reformation, and not vengeance. Hence, Mr. Potts proposed to supply +our prisoners with teachers of languages, arts and sciences, dancing +and gymnastics. Every prison should have, he contended, a billiard +room and bowling saloon, a hairdresser, and a French cook. +Occasionally, accompanied by proper officers, the convicts should be +taken to the Italian Opera, or allowed to dance at Papanti's. The +object would be so to refine their tastes that they should shrink from +theft and murder, simply because they were ungentlemanly. Readmitted +to society, these gentlemen would give tone to the upper classes.</p> + +<p>But Mr. Potts has gone in the midst of his schemes of usefulness. The +tailless quadruped, the shedless cow, the unwhitewashed African, the +condemned felon, the unhappy prisoner, actually treated as if he were +no gentleman, in him have lost a friend. When shall we see his like +again? Echo answers, Probably not for a very long period.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_GONDOLIER" id="THE_GONDOLIER"></a>THE GONDOLIER.</h2> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">O, rest thee here, my gondolier,<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Rest, rest, while up I go,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">To climb yon light balcony's height<br /></span> +<span class="i1">While thou keep'st watch below.<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Ah! if high Heaven had tongues as well<br /></span> +<span class="i1">As starry eyes to see—<br /></span> +<span class="i0">O, think what tales 'twould hate to tell<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Of wandering youths like me.<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p ><span style="margin-left: 17em;" class="smcap">Moore.</span></p> + + +<p>The traveller of to-day who visits Venice sees in that once splendid +city nothing but a mass of mouldering palaces, the melancholy remains +of former grandeur and magnificence; but few tokens to remind him that +she was once the queen of the Adriatic, the emporium of Europe. But at +the period of which we write the "sea Cybele" was in the very zenith +of her brilliancy and power.</p> + +<p>It was the season of carnival, and nowhere else in Italy were the +holidays celebrated with such zest and magnificence. By night millions +of lamps burned in the palace windows, rivalling the splendors of the +firmament, and reflected in the still waters of the lagoons like +myriads of stars. Night and day music was resounding. There were +regattas, balls, and festas, and the entire population seemed to have +gone mad with gayety, and to have lost all thought of the Council of +Ten, the Bridge of Signs, and the poniards of the bravoes.</p> + +<p>On a bright morning of this holiday season, a group of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span> young +gondoliers, attired in their gayest costume, were sitting at the head +of a flight of marble steps that led up from one of the canals, +waiting for their fares. A cavalier and lady, both gayly attired, and +both masked, had just alighted from a gondola and passed the boatman +on their way to some rendezvous.</p> + +<p>The gondolier who had conducted them, an old, gray-headed, +hard-looking fellow, had pocketed his fee, nodded his thanks, and +pushed off again from the landing.</p> + +<p>"There goes old Beppo," said one of the gondoliers on shore. "He will +make a good day's work of it. I can swear I saw the glitter of gold in +his hand just now."</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes!" said another. "Let him alone for making his money. And +what he makes, he keeps. He's a close-fisted old hunks."</p> + +<p>"And what is he so scrimping and saving for?" asked a third. "He is +unmarried—he has no children."</p> + +<p>"No—but he is to be married," said the first.</p> + +<p>"How! the man's past sixty."</p> + +<p>"Yes, comrade, but he will not be the first old fellow who has taken a +young wife in his dotage. Have you never heard that he has a young +ward, beautiful as an angel, whom he keeps cooped up as tenderly as a +brooding dove in his tumble-down old house on the Canal Orfano? Nobody +but himself has ever set eyes on her to my knowledge."</p> + +<p>"There you're mistaken, Stefano," said a young man, who had not +hitherto spoken. He was a fine, dashing, handsome young fellow of +twenty-six, in a holiday suit of crimson and gold, with a fiery eye, +long, curling locks, and a mustache as black as jet.</p> + +<p>"Let's hear what Antonio Giraldo has to say about the matter!" cried +his companions.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Simply this," said the young man. "I have seen the imprisoned fair +one—the peerless Zanetta—for such is her name. She is lovely as the +day; and for her voice—why—<i>Corpo di Bacco</i>! La Gianina, the prima +donna, is a screechowl to <i>my</i> nightingale."</p> + +<p>"<i>Your</i> nightingale! Bravo!" cried Stefano, in a tone of mocking +irony. "What can you know about her voice?"</p> + +<p>"Simply this, Master Stefano," replied the young gondolier. "When +floating beneath her window in my gondola, I have addressed her in +such rude strains of melody as I best knew how to frame. She has +replied in tones so liquid and pure that the angels might have +listened."</p> + +<p>"By Heaven! the fellow's in love!" cried Stefano.</p> + +<p>"Long live music and love!" cried Antonio. "What were life worth +without them?"</p> + +<p>"You're in excellent spirits!" cried Stefano.</p> + +<p>"And why shouldn't a man be, on his wedding day?"</p> + +<p>"Mad as a march hare," cried Stefano.</p> + +<p>"Mark me," said Antonio. "That girl shall never marry old Beppo—my +word for it. She hates him."</p> + +<p>"She'll elope with some noble, then."</p> + +<p>"To be cast off to wither when he is tired of her charms? No! the +bridegroom for Zanetta is a gondolier."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said Stefano. "But come, comrades, it is no use +waiting here. Let us to our gondolas, and row for St. Marks. You'll +come with us, Antonio."</p> + +<p>"Not I—my occupation's gone."</p> + +<p>"How so?"</p> + +<p>"I have sold my gondola."</p> + +<p>"Sold your gondola."</p> + +<p>"Ay—that was my word."</p> + +<p>"But why?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I wanted money."</p> + +<p>"Your gondola was the means of earning it."</p> + +<p>"Very true—but I had occasion for a certain sum at once."</p> + +<p>"And why not have recourse to our purses, Antonio? Light as they are, +we would have made it up by contributions among us."</p> + +<p>"I doubted not your kindness—but my self-respect would not permit me +to ask your aid. Good by, comrades; we shall meet again to-morrow."</p> + +<p>"To-morrow. <i>Addio</i>!"</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>There was a brilliant masquerade that evening at the palazzo of Count +Giulio Colonna. Invitations had been issued to all the world, and all +the world was present. The finest music, the richest wines, the most +splendid decorations were lavished on the occasion. Perhaps, among +that brilliant company, there was more than one plebeian, who, under +cover of the masque, and employing the license common at these +saturnalia, had intruded himself unbidden.</p> + +<p>Old Beppo, the gondolier, was in attendance at the vestibule of the +palace, feasting his avaricious eyes on the glimpses of wealth and +luxury he noted within doors, when a gentleman in rich costume, and +wearing a mask, beckoned him to one side, and desired a moment's +interview.</p> + +<p>"Do you know me?" was the first question asked by the stranger.</p> + +<p>"No, signor," replied the old gondolier.</p> + +<p>"Do you know these gentlemen?" asked the mask, slipping a couple of +gold pieces into the miser's hand.</p> + +<p>"Perfectly," replied the boatman, grinning. "What are your lordship's +commands?"</p> + +<p>"Is your gondola in waiting?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Yes, signor. It lies below, moored to the landing."</p> + +<p>"'Tis well; hast thou any scruples about aiding in a love intrigue?"</p> + +<p>"None in the world, signor."</p> + +<p>"Then I'll make a confidant of you."</p> + +<p>"I will be all secrecy, signor."</p> + +<p>"Briefly then, gondolier," said the mask, "I am in love with a very +charming young person."</p> + +<p>"Well."</p> + +<p>"Well—and this young person loves me in return."</p> + +<p>"Good; and you are going to marry her."</p> + +<p>"Not so fast, gondolier. She has an old guardian, who, at the age of +sixty, or more, has been absurd enough—only think of it—to propose +to marry her himself."</p> + +<p>"The absurd old fool!" cried Beppo, not without some twinges, for he +thought of his own projects with regard to Zanetta.</p> + +<p>"Now, then," said the mask, "I have resolved to run away with her +to-night. I have the opportunity—for she is here in the Palazzo +Colonna. Now will and can you aid me? I will recompense you +liberally."</p> + +<p>"Ah! my lord—your lordship has come to the right market," said the +old sinner. "I'm used to affairs of this kind. Has your lordship a +priest engaged?"</p> + +<p>"I have not."</p> + +<p>"Then I can recommend one. Hard by is a chapel dedicated to Our Lady, +where there is a very worthy man, accustomed to affairs of this kind, +who will tie the knot for a moderate fee, without asking any +impertinent questions."</p> + +<p>"His name?"</p> + +<p>"Father Dominic."</p> + +<p>"Good! he is the man for us—and you are the prince<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</a></span> of gondoliers. +Get your gondola ready, and I will rejoin you at the foot of the +stairs with the lady in a moment."</p> + +<p>Old Beppo hastened to prepare his gondola, and while so doing, +muttered to himself,—</p> + +<p>"Well, well—this is a good night's work. I'm getting old, and I must +soon retire from business. Every stroke of luck like this helps on the +day when I shall call Zanetta mine. So, there's another old fool to be +duped to-night! Serve him right! Why don't he keep his treasure under +lock and key, as I do? But men will never learn wisdom. Here they +come."</p> + +<p>The young cavalier reappeared upon the marble steps, leading a lady, +masked and veiled, but whose elastic step and graceful bearing seemed +to designate her as one moving in the highest circles. The young +lovers took their seats in the centre of the light craft, and drew the +curtains round them, while Beppo pushed off, and his vigorous oar soon +sent the shallop dancing over the waters of the lagoon. After a few +moments the motion ceased, and Beppo informed his patron that they had +arrived at their place of destination. After making the boat fast, the +gondolier landed, and entered the small chapel which stood on the +brink of the canal. In a few moments he returned, and informed the +masked cavalier that all was prepared. The gentleman then handed out +the lady, and both entered the chapel, Beppo keeping guard without, to +prevent or give notice of any intrusion.</p> + +<p>The marriage ceremony was performed very rapidly by Father Dominic, +for he was just going to bed when the gondola arrived, and was duly +anxious to despatch his business, that he might consign his wearied +limbs to rest.</p> + +<p>"Is it all over?" whispered Beppo, in the ear of the cavalier, as he +came out with his lady.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</a></span></p> + +<p>"All right," replied the mask, in the same tone of voice. "But one +thing perplexes me. I have no place that I can call my home, to-night. +The lady will be missed; my palace will be watched—I should incur the +risk of swords crossing and bloodshed, if I sought to take her +thither, to-night."</p> + +<p>"If my house were not so very humble," said the gondolier, +hesitatingly.</p> + +<p>"The very thing," said the mask, joyfully. "No matter how humble the +roof, provided that it shelter us. To-morrow we can arrange matters +for flight, or for remaining."</p> + +<p>"Then get into the gondola, my lord, and I will row you thither in a +few minutes."</p> + +<p>The party reëmbarked, and soon reached the gondolier's residence. +After fastening his craft, he unlocked his door; and striking a light, +conducted his distinguished guests up stairs. As he passed one of the +chamber doors, the old gondolier, addressing the masked lady as he +pointed to it, said,—</p> + +<p>"You have made a moonlight flitting, to-night, signora, and I wish you +joy of your escape. But if you had been as safely kept as a precious +charge I have in this room, you would never have stood before the +altar to-night, with your noble bridegroom."</p> + +<p>"You forget that 'love laughs at locksmiths,'" said the cavalier.</p> + +<p>At the door of their apartments, the old man, before bidding them good +night, pausing, said,—</p> + +<p>"Pardon me, signor, but I would fain know the name of the noble +cavalier I have had the honor of serving to-night."</p> + +<p>"You shall know to-morrow," replied the mask. "<i>Buona notte</i>, Beppo. +Remember it's carnival time."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</a></span></p> + +<p>The next morning Beppo was up betimes, anxious to learn the mystery +connected with the married couple. He was not kept long in suspense. +His patron of the preceding evening soon made his appearance, but +masked as before.</p> + +<p>"Beppo!" said the stranger, "you rendered me an inestimable service +last night."</p> + +<p>"You rewarded me handsomely, signor, and I shall never regret it."</p> + +<p>"Give me your word then, that you will never upbraid me with the +service I imposed on you."</p> + +<p>"I give you my word," said the old man, surprised; "but why do you +exact it?"</p> + +<p>"Because," said the stranger, raising his mask, "I am no Venetian +noble, but simply Antonio Giraldi, a gondolier like yourself."</p> + +<p>"You! Antonio Giraldi! And the lady—?"</p> + +<p>"Was your ward, Zanetta. You locked her chamber door, and took the +house key with you—but a ladder of ropes from a lady's balcony is as +good as a staircase; and as I told you last night, 'love laughs at +locksmiths.'"</p> + +<p>Of course old Beppo stormed and swore, as irascible old gentlemen are +very apt to do in similar circumstances, but he ended by forgiving the +lovers, as that was the only act in his power. He not only forgave +them, but gave up his gondola to the stronger hands of Antonio, and +settled a handsome portion on Zanetta; nor did he ever regret his +generosity, for they proved grateful and affectionate, and were the +stay and solace of his declining years. Such is the veritable history +of a carnival incident of the olden days of Venice.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[40]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_SURRENDER_OF_CORNWALLIS" id="THE_SURRENDER_OF_CORNWALLIS"></a>THE SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS.</h2> + +<h3>A MILITARY SKETCH.</h3> + + +<p>It was a great day for Dogtown, being no other than the anniversary of +the annual militia muster; and on this occasion not only the Dogtown +Blues were on parade upon the village green, but the entire regiment +of which they formed a part, commanded by the gallant Colonel +Zephaniah Slorkey, postmaster and variety-store keeper, was to engage +in a sham fight, representing the surrender of Cornwallis. There was +no attempt at historical costume, but it was understood that Slorkey, +with his cowhide boots and rusty plated spurs, his long, +swallow-tailed blue coat, and threadbare chapeau with a cock's tail +feather in it, mounted on his seventy-five dollar piebald mare, +promoted from the plough and "dump cart," was the representative of +General Washington. Major Israel Ryely, his second in command, a +native of the rival village of Hardscrabble, was to figure as Lord +Cornwallis; and the selection was the more appropriate, since the +private relations of these two great men were any thing but amicable, +and they espoused opposite sides in politics. Dr. Galenius Jalap, an +apothecary and surgeon of the regiment, a man with a hatchet face, +hook nose, and thin, weeping whiskers, the color of sugar gingerbread, +undertook the character of La Fayette at very short notice, and a very +dim conception of the character he had.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[41]</a></span></p> + +<p>The entire population of Dogtown and Hardscrabble turned out to +witness the stupendous military operations of the day. On the American +side were the Dogtown Blues, with four companies of ununiformed +militia, armed with rifles, fowling pieces, and rusty muskets, and +typifying the continental army. Their artillery consisted of two light +field pieces, served by a select band of volunteers. These pieces were +posted on an eminence commanding the entire plain. At the foot of this +hill, Colonel Slorkey drew up his troops in line of battle, his left +wing protected by an impassable frog pond, and his right resting on a +large piggery, whose extent prevented the enemy from turning his flank +in that direction.</p> + +<p>On the descent of an opposing eminence, likewise strengthened by two +guns, Major Ryely placed the Hardscrabble Guards, the Sheet Iron +Riflemen, the Mudhollow Invincibles, the Dandelion Fireeaters, and the +Scrufftown Sharpshooters. A thousand bright eyes, from the commanding +eminences, looked down on the serried ranks of bayonets, the +brazen-throated artillery, the panoplied plough horses, the plumed +commanders, the rustling banners, and all the "pomp, pride, and +circumstance of glorious war."</p> + +<p>Preliminaries being thus settled, the commanding officers put spurs to +their horses, and met in the centre of the plain, there saluting with +their scythe-blade swords.</p> + +<p>"Major Ryely," said the colonel, rising in his stirrups, "the +follerin' are the odder of pufformances: we open with eour +artillery—you reply with yourn. Under kiver of eour guns we advance +to the attack. You do the same to meet us—firin' like smoke. Arter a +sharp scrimmedge you retire—send us a flag of truce with terms—and +finally lay down your arms."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[42]</a></span></p> + +<p>The major bowed till his ostrich feather touched the mane of his +wall-eyed plough horse, then turned bridle, and regained his ranks at +a gait something between a stumble and a rack. The representative of +General Washington rejoined his men at a hard trot, rising two feet +from his saddle at every concussion of his bony steed.</p> + +<p>"Fellur sogers!" roared the temporary father of his country; "yonder +stands Cornwallis and his redcoats—only they haint got red coats, +partickerlarly them in blue swaller-tails. We air bound to lick +'em—hurrah for our side! Go inter 'em like a thousand of bricks +fallin' off 'n a slated rufe. The genius of Ammerikin liberty, in the +shape of the carnivorous eagle, soarin' aloft on diluted pillions, +seems to mutter <i>E Pluribus Unum</i>—we are one of 'em! Hail Columby +happy land! Sing Yankee Doodle that fine tune—cry havock! and let +looset the dogs of war."</p> + +<p>Then commenced the horror of the sham fight. The continental guns +opened in thunder tones. The British artillery hurled back their +terrific echoes. Bang! bang! boom! boom! The canopy of heaven was +stained with the sulphurous smoke. The drummers rattled away on their +sheepskins—the fifers distended their cheeks till they resembled +blown bladders. In the midst of all this noise and tumult, the +undaunted Slorkey, and the indomitable Jalap, rushed to and fro, with +clanking scabbards, and brandished scythe blades, twin thunderbolts of +war.</p> + +<p>"Forrard march!" roared Slorkey. With the yell of demons, his fierce +followers advanced to the onset, firing their blank cartridges with +desperate valor.</p> + +<p>Equally alert were Major Ryely and his followers.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>"Their swords were a thousand, their bosoms were one." </p></div> + +<p>Their faces begrimed with powder, their eyes gleaming<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[43]</a></span> with ferocity, +they descended to the plain—an avalanche of heroes. The soul of +Headly would have swelled within him had he seen them.</p> + +<p>For more than one hour that deadly consumption of blank cartridges +endured, and then Ryely and his troops retired in good order.</p> + +<p>"Boys," said the major, "old Slorkey wants us to gin out—send a flag +of truce—a white pocket handkerchief on a beanpole—and propose to +surrender. But it goes agin my grit for Hardscrabble to cave in to +Dogtown, when we could knock the hindsights off 'em, if we was only a +mind to."</p> + +<p>"Hurray for the major!" responded the Hardscrabblers.</p> + +<p>"I've got a grudge agin the kurnil," said the major, "and if you'll +stand by me, I'll take it out of 'em. What say?"</p> + +<p>"Agreed!" was the spontaneous response.</p> + +<p>While Slorkey was waiting for the covenanted flag of truce, he saw the +hated Ryely rise in his stirrups, and heard his stentorian voice roar +out the word, "Charge!"</p> + +<p>A deafening shout answered his appeal. In an instant Hardscrabble and +its allies were down on Dogtown and its defenders. The latter stood it +for a moment, but Ryely knocked the colonel off his horse, the surgeon +had his nose pulled, the Dogtown Blues justified their name by their +looks, and, seized with a sudden panic, fled—fled ingloriously from +their native training field. The audacious outrage was +consummated—history was violated—and General Washington was beaten +by Cornwallis.</p> + +<p>Dire were the threats against Ryely uttered by the colonel, as he was +carried home on a shutter; nothing short of a court martial was his +slightest menace. But no court<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[44]</a></span> martial ever took place. The military +pride and glory of Dogtown were wounded to the quick; the force of +popular opinion compelled Slorkey to resign, and to consummate his +chagrin, his treacherous rival was chosen colonel of the regiment. So +unstable are human honors—so ungrateful are republics.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[45]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_THREE_BRIDES" id="THE_THREE_BRIDES"></a>THE THREE BRIDES.</h2> + + +<p>Towards the close of a chilly afternoon, in the latter part of last +November, I was travelling in New Hampshire on horseback. The road was +solitary and rugged, and wound along through gloomy pine forests and +over abrupt and stony hills. Several circumstances conduced to my +discomfort. I was not sure of my way; I had a hurt in my bridle hand, +and evening was approaching, heralded by an icy rain and a cold, +searching wind. I felt a sinking of spirits which I could not dispel +by rapid riding; for my horse, fatigued by a long day's journey, +refused to answer spur and whip with his usual animation. In an hour +after, I was convinced that I had mistaken my road, and night +surprised me in the forest. I had been in more unpleasant situations; +so I adopted my usual expedient of letting the reins fall upon my +courser's neck. He, however, blundered on, with his nose drooping to +the ground, stumbling every moment, though ordinarily as surefooted as +a roebuck. So we plodded on for a mile, while the landscape grew +darker and darker. At length, finding my horse less intelligent or +more despairing than myself, I resumed the rein, and endeavored to +cheer my brute companion. To tell the truth, I stood in need of +something exhilarating myself. The sombre air of the eternal pines +struck a deathly gloom to my heart, as one by one they seemed to rise +on my path, like threatening genii extending their scathed limbs to +meet me. The rain, fine<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[46]</a></span> and cold, bedewed me from head to foot, and I +question if a more miserable pair of animals ever threaded their way +through the mazes of an enchanted forest. I thought of the comfortable +home I had left for my forlorn pleasure excursion, of that cheerful +hearth around which my family were gathered, of wine, music, love, and +the thousand endearments I had left behind, and then I gazed into the +recesses of the shadowy wood that closed about me, almost in despair. +I began to dread the apparition of some giant intruder, and was +seriously meditating the production of a pair of pistols, when my +quick glance caught the glimmer of distant lights, twinkling through +some opening in the trees, and darting a beam of hope upon the +wanderer's soul. My reins were instantly grasped, and my rowels were +struck into the sides of my charger. He snorted, pricked up his ears, +erected his head, and sprang forth in an uncontrollable gallop. Up +hill and down hill I pricked my gallant gray; and when the forest was +past, and his hoofs glinted on the stones of a street leading through +a small village, I felt an animation that I cannot well describe. A +creaking signboard, swinging in the wind on rusty irons, directed me +to the only inn of the village. It was a two-story brick building, +standing a little back from the road. I drew rein at the door, and +dismounted my weary nag. My loud vociferations summoned to my side a +bull dog, cursed with a most unhappy disposition, and a hostler whose +temper was hardly more amiable. He took my horse with an air of surly +indifference, and gruffly directed me to the bar room.</p> + +<p>This apartment was tenanted by half a dozen rough farmers, rendered +savage and morose by incessantly imbibing alcohol; and by the +proprietor of the tavern, a bluff man, with a portly paunch, a hard +gray eye, and a stern Caledonian lip. He welcomed me without much +frankness or<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[47]</a></span> cordiality, and I sank into a wooden settle, eyed by the +surly guests of mine host, and the subject of sundry muttered remarks. +The group, as it was lighted up by the strong red glare of the fire, +had certainly a bandit appearance, which, however delightful to a +Salvator Rosa, was by no means inviting to a traveller who had sought +the bosom of the hills for pleasure. After making a few remarks, which +elicited only monosyllables in answer, I relapsed into silence; from +which, however, I was soon aroused by the entrance of the surly +hostler, who in no very gracious manner informed me that my horse was +lame, and likely to be sick. This intelligence produced a visit to the +stable, and the conviction that I could not possibly resume my journey +on the ensuing day; which was somewhat disagreeable to a man who had +taken up a decided prejudice against the inn and all its inmates.</p> + +<p>Having succeeded in procuring a private room and a fire, I ignited an +execrable cigar, (ah, how unlike thy <i>principes</i>, dear S.,) and +endeavored to lose myself in the agreeable occupation of castle +building while supper was preparing. Alas! my fancy came not at my +call. I had lost my power of abstraction—the realities around me were +too engrossing. Ere the dying shriek of a majestic rooster had ceased +to sound in my ear, his remains were served upon my table, together +with a cup or two of very villanous gunpowder tea, and a pitcher of +cider, with coarse bread and butter <i>ad libitum</i>. Supper was soon +despatched, and in answer to a bell, lightly touched, a +vinegar-visaged waiting-maid, of the interesting age of forty-five, +entered and removed the scarcely touched viands—the <i>rudis +indigestaque moles</i>. I ventured to address her, with a request that I +might be supplied with a few books, to enable me to while away the +evening. I anticipated a literary feast from the readiness with which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[48]</a></span> +she rushed from the room; but she reappeared, bringing only Young's +Night Thoughts, (very greasy,) a volume of tales with the catastrophes +torn out, a set of plays consisting only of first acts, and an odd +number of the Eclectic Magazine. This was sufficiently provoking; but +I read a few pages, and tried a second cigar, and made the tour of the +apartment, examining a family mourning-piece worked in satin, a +genealogical tree done in worsted, and a portrait of the mutton-headed +landlord and his snappish wife. I counted the ticks of the clock for +half an hour, and was finally reduced to the forlorn expedient of +seeing likenesses in the burning embers. When the clock struck nine, I +rang for slippers and a guide to my bed room, and the landlord +appeared, candle in hand, to usher me to my sleeping apartment. As I +followed him up the creaking staircase, and along the dark upper +entry, I could not help regretting that fancy was unable to convert +him into the seneschal of a baronial mansion, and the room to which I +was going a haunted chamber. It seemed as if my surly host had the +power of divining what was passing in my mind, for when he had ushered +me into the room, and placed the candle on the light stand, he said,—</p> + +<p>"I hope you'll sleep comfortable, for there ain't many rats here, sir. +And as for the ghost they say frequents this chamber, I believe that's +all in my eye, though, to be sure, the window does look out on the +burial ground."</p> + +<p>"Umph! a comfortable prospect."</p> + +<p>"Very, sir; you have a fine view of the squire's new tomb and the +poorhouse, with a wing of the jail behind the trees. And I've stuck my +second-best hat in that broken pane of glass, and there's a chest of +drawers to set against the door; so you'll be warm and free from +intrusion. I wish you good night, sir."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</a></span></p> + +<p>All that night I was troubled with strange dreams, peopled by phantoms +from the neighboring churchyard; but a <i>bona fide</i> ghost I cannot say +I saw. In the morning I rose very early, and took a look from the +window, but the prospect was very uninviting. The churchyard was a +bleak, desolate place, overgrown with weeds, and studded with slate +stones, bounded by a ruinous brick wall, and having an entrance +through a dilapidated gateway. One or two melancholy-looking cows were +feeding on the rank herbage that sprang from the unctuous soil, +spurning many a <i>hic jacet</i> with their cloven hoofs. But afar, in the +most distant part of the field, I espied the figure of a man who was +busily occupied in digging a grave. There was something within that +impelled me to stroll forth and accost him. I dressed, descended, and +having ordered breakfast, left the inn, clambered over the ruinous +wall, and stood within the precincts of the burial-place. The spot had +evidently been used for the purposes of sepulture for a number of +years, for the ground rose into numerous hillocks, and I could hardly +walk a step without stumbling upon some grassy mound. Even where the +perishable gravestones had been shattered by the hand of time, the +length of the elevations enabled me to judge of the age of the +deceased. This slight swell rose over the remains of some beloved +child, who had been committed to the dust with only the simple +ceremonies of the Protestant faith, bedewed by the tears of parents, +and blessed by the broken voice of farewell affection. This mound, of +larger dimension, was heaped above the giant frame of manhood. Some +sturdy tiller of the soil, or rough dweller in the forest, perhaps cut +off by a sudden casualty, had been laid here in his last leaden +sleep—no more to start at the rising beam of the sun, no more to rush +to the glorious excitement of the hunt, no more to pant in noonday +toil. Over the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</a></span> whole field of the dead there seemed to brood the +spirit of desolation. Stern heads, rudely chiselled, from the grave +stones, and frightful emblems met the eye at every turn. Here was none +of that simple elegance with which modern taste loves to invest the +memorials of the departed; no graceful acacias, or nodding elms, or +sorrowing willows shed their dews upon the turf—every thing spoke of +the bitterness of parting, of the agony of the last hour, of the +passing away from earth—nothing of the reunion in heaven!</p> + +<p>I passed on to where the grave digger was pursuing his occupation. He +answered my morning salutation civilly enough, but continued intent +upon his work. He was a man of about fifty years of age, spare, but +strong, with gray hair, and sunken cheeks, and certain lines about the +mouth which augured a propensity to indulge in dry jest, though the +sternness of his gray eye seemed to contradict the tacit assertion.</p> + +<p>"An unpleasant morning, sir, to work in the open air," said I.</p> + +<p>"He that regardeth the clouds shall not reap," replied the grave +digger, still plying his spade. "Death stalks abroad fair day and foul +day, and we that follow in his footsteps must prepare for the dead, +rain or shine."</p> + +<p>"A melancholy occupation."</p> + +<p>"A fit one for a moralist. Some would find a pleasure in it. Deacon +Giles, I am sure, would willingly be in my place now."</p> + +<p>"And why so?"</p> + +<p>"This grave is for his wife," replied the grave digger, looking up +from his occupation with a dry smile that wrinkled his sallow cheek +and distorted his shrunken lips. Perceiving that his merriment was not +infectious, he resumed his employment, and that so assiduously, that +in a very short<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</a></span> time he had hollowed the last resting-place of Deacon +Giles's consort. This done, he ascended from the trench with a +lightness that surprised me, and walking a few paces from the new-made +grave, sat down upon a tombstone, and beckoned me to approach. I did +so.</p> + +<p>"Young man," said he, "a sexton and a grave digger, if he is one who +has a zeal for his calling, becomes something of an historian, +amassing many a curious tale and strange legend concerning the people +with whom he has to do, living and dead. For a man with a taste for +his profession cannot provide for the last repose of his fellows +without taking an interest in their story, the manner of their death, +and the concern of the relatives who follow their remains so tearfully +to the grave."</p> + +<p>"Then," replied I, taking a seat beside the sexton, "methinks you +could relate some interesting tales."</p> + +<p>Again the withering smile that I had before observed passed over the +face of the sexton, as he answered,—</p> + +<p>"I am no story teller, sir; I deal in fact, not fiction. Yes, yes, I +could chronicle some strange events. But of all things I know, there +is nothing stranger than the melancholy history of the three brides."</p> + +<p>"The three brides?"</p> + +<p>"Ay. Do you see three hillocks yonder, side by side? There they sleep, +and will till the last trumpet comes wailing and wailing through the +heart of these lone hills, with a tone so strange and stirring, that +the dead will start from their graves at its first awful note. Then +will come the judgment and the retribution. But to my tale. Look +there, sir; on yonder hill you may observe a little isolated house, +with a straggling fence in front, and a few stunted apple trees on the +ascent behind it. It is sadly out of repair now, and the garden is all +overgrown with weeds<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</a></span> and brambles, and the whole place has a desolate +appearance. If the wind were high now, you might hear the old crazy +shutters flapping against the sides, and the wind tearing the gray +shingles off the roof. Many years ago, there lived in that house an +old man and his son, who cultivated the few acres of arable land which +belong to it.</p> + +<p>"The father was a self-taught man, deeply versed in the mysteries of +science, and, as he could tell the name of every flower that blossomed +in the wood and grew in the garden, and used to sit up late of nights +at his books, or reading the mystic story of the starry heavens, men +thought he was crazed or bewitched, and avoided him, and even hated +him, as the ignorant ever shun and dread the gifted and enlightened. A +few there were, and among others the minister, and lawyer, and +physician of the place, who showed some willingness to afford him +countenance; but they soon dropped his acquaintance, for they found +the old man somewhat reserved and morose, and, moreover, their vanity +was wounded by discovering the extent of his knowledge. To the +minister he would quote the Fathers and the Scriptures in the original +tongues and showed himself well armed with the weapons of polemical +controversy. He astonished the lawyer by his profound acquaintance +with jurisprudence; and the physician was surprised at the extent of +his medical knowledge. So they all deserted him, and the minister, +from whom the old man differed in some trifling points of doctrine, +spoke very slightingly of him; and by and by all looked upon the +self-educated farmer with eyes of aversion. But he little cared for +that, for he derived his consolation from loftier resources, and in +the untracked paths of science found a pleasure as in the pathless +woods! He instructed his son in all his lore—the languages, +literature, history, philosophy, science, were unfolded, one by one, +to the en<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</a></span>thusiastic son of the solitary. Years rolled away, and the +old man died. He died when a storm convulsed the face of nature, when +the wind howled around his shattered dwelling, and the lightning +played above the roof; and though he went to heaven in faith and +purity, the vulgar thought and said that the evil one had claimed his +own in the thunder and commotion of the elements. I cannot paint to +you the grief of the son at his bereavement. He was, for a time, as +one distracted. The minister came and muttered a few cold and hollow +phrases in his ear, and a few neighbors, impelled by curiosity to see +the interior of the old man's dwelling, came to his funeral. With a +proud and lofty look the son stood beside the departed in the midst of +the band of hypocritical mourners, with a pang at his heart, but a +serenity on his brow. He thanked his friends for their kindness, +acknowledged their courtesy, and then strode away from the grave to +bury his grief in the privacy of his deserted dwelling.</p> + +<p>"He found, at first, the solitude of the mansion almost insupportable, +and he paced the echoing floors from morning till night, in all the +agony of woe and desolation, vainly imploring Heaven for relief. It +came to him first in the guise of poetic inspiration. He wrote with a +wonderful ease and power. Page after page came from his prolific pen, +almost without an effort; and there was a time when he dreamed (vain +fool!) of immortality. Some of his productions came before the world. +They were praised and circulated, and inquiries were set on foot in +the hope of discovering the author. He, wrapped in the veil of +impenetrable obscurity, listened to the voice of applause, more +delicious because it was obtained by stealth. From the obscurity of +yonder lone mansion, and from this remote<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</a></span> region, to send forth lays +which astonished the world, was, indeed, a triumph to the visionary +bard.</p> + +<p>"His thirst for fame was gratified, and now he began to yearn for the +companionship of some sweet being of the other sex, to share the +laurels he had won, to whisper consolation in his ear in moments of +despondency, and to supply the void which the death of his old father +had occasioned. He would picture to himself the felicity of a refined +intercourse with a highly intellectual and beautiful woman, and, as he +had chosen for his motto, <i>What has been done may still be done</i>, he +did not despair of success. In this village lived three sisters, all +beautiful and all accomplished. Their names were Mary, Adelaide, and +Madeleine. I am far enough past the age of enthusiasm, but never can I +forget the beauty of those young girls. Mary was the youngest, and a +fairer-haired, more laughing damsel never danced upon a green. +Adelaide, who was a few years older, was dark haired and pensive; but +of the three, Madeleine, the eldest, possessed the most fire, spirit, +cultivation, and intellectuality. Their father was a man of taste and +education, and, being somewhat above vulgar prejudices, permitted the +visits of the hero of my story. Still he did not altogether encourage +the affection which he found springing up between Mary and the poet. +When, however, he found that her affections were engaged, he did not +withhold his consent from her marriage, and the recluse bore to his +solitary mansion the young bride of his affections. O sir, the house +assumed a new appearance within and without. Roses bloomed in the +garden, jessamines peeped through its lattices, and the fields about +it smiled with the effects of careful cultivation. Lights were seen in +the little parlor in the evening, and many a time would the passenger +pause by the garden gate to listen to strains<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</a></span> of the sweetest music, +breathed by choral voices from the cottage. If the mysterious student +and his wife were neglected by their neighbors, what cared they? Their +endearing and mutual affection made their home a little paradise. But +death came to Eden. Mary fell suddenly sick, and, after a few hours' +illness, died in the arms of her husband and her sister Madeleine. +This was the student's second heavy affliction.</p> + +<p>"Days, months, rolled on, and the only solace of the bereaved was to +sit with the sisters of the deceased, and talk of the lost one. To +Adelaide, at length, he offered his widowed heart. She came to his +lone house like the dove, bearing the olive branch of peace and +consolation. Their bridal was not one of revelry and mirth, for a sad +recollection brooded over the hour. Yet they lived happily; the +husband again smiled, and, with a new spring, the roses again +blossomed in their garden. But it seemed as if a fatality pursued this +singular man. When the rose withered and the leaf fell, in the mellow +autumn of the year, Adelaide, too, sickened and died, like her younger +sister, in the arms of her husband and of Madeleine.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps you will think it strange, young man, that, after all, the +wretched survivor stood again at the altar. But he was a mysterious +being, whose ways were inscrutable, who, thirsting for domestic bliss, +was doomed ever to seek and never to find it. His third bride was +Madeleine. I well remember her. She was a beauty, in the true sense of +the word. It may seem strange to you to hear the praise of beauty from +such lips as mine; but I cannot help expatiating upon hers. She might +have sat upon a throne, and the most loyal subject, the proudest peer, +would have sworn the blood within her veins had descended from a +hundred kings. She was a proud creature, with a tall, commanding<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</a></span> +form, and raven tresses, that floated, dark and cloud-like, over her +shoulders. She was a singularly-gifted woman, and possessed of rare +inspiration. She loved the widower for his power and his fame, and she +wedded him. They were married in that church. It was on a summer +afternoon—I recollect it well. During the ceremony, the blackest +cloud I ever saw overspread the heavens like a pall, and, at the +moment when the <i>third bride</i> pronounced her vow, a clap of thunder +shook the building to the centre. All the females shrieked, but the +bride herself made the response with a steady voice, and her eyes +glittered with wild fire as she gazed upon her bridegroom. He remarked +a kind of incoherence in her expressions as they rode home-ward, which +surprised him at the time. Arrived at his house, she shrunk upon the +threshold: but this was the timidity of a maiden. When they were alone +he clasped her hand—it was as cold as ice! He looked into her face.</p> + +<p>"Madeleine," said he, "what means this? your cheeks are as pale as +your wedding gown!" The bride uttered a frantic shriek.</p> + +<p>"My wedding gown!" exclaimed she; "no, no—this—this is my sister's +shroud! The hour for confession has arrived. It is God that impels me +to speak. To win you I have lost my soul! Yes—yes—I am a murderess! +She smiled upon me in the joyous affection of her young heart—but I +gave her the fatal drug! Adelaide twined her white arms about my neck, +but I administered the poison! Take me to your arms: I have lost my +soul for you, and mine must you be!"</p> + +<p>"She spread her long, white arms, and stood like a maniac before him," +said the sexton, rising, in the excitement of the moment, and assuming +the attitude he described;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</a></span> "and then," continued he, in a hollow +voice, "at that moment came the thunder and the flash, and the guilty +woman fell dead upon the floor!" The countenance of the narrator +expressed all the horror that he felt.</p> + +<p>"And the bridegroom," asked I; "the husband of the destroyer and the +victims—what became of him?"</p> + +<p>"<i>He stands before you</i>!" was the thrilling answer.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="CALIFORNIA_SPECULATION" id="CALIFORNIA_SPECULATION"></a>CALIFORNIA SPECULATION.</h2> + + +<p>Mose Jenkins did not take the California fever when it first broke +out; for he was, as he acknowledged himself, "slow-motioned," and his +skull was of such formidable thickness, that it required a good many +months for an idea to penetrate into his brain. In the interim, he +delved and digged away on a corner of his father's farm, having leased +the land of the old gentleman, and purchased his time of the same +respectable individual for the purpose of working it. But to work a +farm where the rocks are so near together, that the sheep's noses have +to be sharpened before they can graze between them, is not a very +profitable business; and Mose, by dint of hard thinking, arrived at +the conclusion that there might possibly be some other occupation less +laborious and quite as lucrative.</p> + +<p>"Confound these granite rocks!" he exclaimed, one day, as he was +ploughing, after he had broken his trace chains for a second time; +"they hev another kind er rocks in Calliforny. Jehosaphat! If I was +only <i>thar</i>. There a fellur hez to dig; but he gets pretty good +wages—five thousand dollars a month is middlin', not to say fair."</p> + +<p>In short, Mose Jenkins made up his mind to go to San Francisco, having +got the wherewithal to carry him in a packet to the land of promise. +Fearful of opposition, he communicated his project neither to the +author of his days, the venerable Zephaniah Jenkins, nor to the +beloved of his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</a></span> heart, Miss Prudence Salter, a cherry-cheeked damsel +in a state of orphanage; but wrote down to a friend in Boston to +secure a passage. He reserved his communications to the very last +moment, when he was all ready for starting. His father gave him his +blessing; Prudence was more difficult to manage.</p> + +<p>"It's a breach of promise case," said she, "I don't believe you mean +to marry me arter all."</p> + +<p>"Yes, I do, ye silly critter," said Mose. "I'll come and make you Mrs. +Jenkins; but I want to get the rocks first."</p> + +<p>"Ain't there rocks enough here?" asked Prudence, simply.</p> + +<p>"Pooh! I mean the rocks what folks carries in their pockets, an' +treats every body with—all sollid gold."</p> + +<p>"I don't believe half them stories," said Prudence, contemptuously.</p> + +<p>"They're as true as gospil," said Mose, "'cause I see it in a paper. +And there's Curnil Hateful Slowboy, that went from here last +year—you'd ort to know him, Prudence, coz he was one of your old +beaux—wall, now, they say he's one of the richest men in Calliforny. +I tell you I'm bound to make my fortin' there."</p> + +<p>"And so am I," said Prudence, resolutely.</p> + +<p>"You!" exclaimed Mose.</p> + +<p>"Yes. I'm bound to go, too; and I'll follow you in the next ship, else +you'll be green enough to marry one of them 'ere Ingine gals."</p> + +<p>"Prudence, you're spunk!" exclaimed Mose, in terms of the warmest +admiration. "Good by! And I swow I'll marry you jest as soon as you +set foot in Calliforny."</p> + +<p>Not to amplify on details, our adventurer landed there safely, and +was, of course, like all verdant voyagers, much<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</a></span> surprised at the +tariff of prices subjected to his notice. The porter who carried his +trunk to the hotel charged him ten dollars; and though that same hotel +was a leaky tent, a plate of tough beef was charged seventy-five +cents, and a watery potato fifty. Business was very dull, too, at the +moment of his arrival; the accounts from the mines were disastrous, +and every thing announced an approaching crisis. Moses confided his +griefs to Colonel Hateful Slowboy, his fellow-townsman, who was really +one of the richest men in California, winding up with lamentations +over the expected arrival of Prudence, whom he had promised to marry.</p> + +<p>"What kin I do with a wife," said he, "when I can't support myself, +even?"</p> + +<p>"Very true," said the colonel. "Now, if it were me, the case would be +very different."</p> + +<p>"Prudence done all the courtin' herself, curnil," said our hero, +sulkily. "I never should have offered if it hadn't been for her. I +kinder like 'er pretty well, though: she's a sort of pretty nice gal."</p> + +<p>"Well, Mose," said the colonel, "what do you say to giving up your +claim?"</p> + +<p>"Eh?" said Mose, pricking up his ears.</p> + +<p>"What'll you take for your right and title—cash down—no questions +asked?"</p> + +<p>"Wall, I dunnow," said Mose, opening his jackknife and picking up a +chip. "Prudence is a pretty nice gal, as you said, curnil."</p> + +<p>"As <i>you</i> said, Mr. Jenkins."</p> + +<p>"Wall, it's all the same. The critter's very fond of me and so be I of +her. I had plaguy hard work, I tell you, to get her consent."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Come, come," said the colonel, "you want to drive a hard bargain with +me. I'm willing to give you a fair price, say twenty thousand; but I +don't want to be swindled."</p> + +<p>"Say twenty-five thousand and take her, curnil."</p> + +<p>"No—twenty."</p> + +<p>"Cash down?"</p> + +<p>"Cash down."</p> + +<p>"Done."</p> + +<p>"The money's ready whenever Prudence is."</p> + +<p>In a few days another ship from Boston came in, and Prudence was among +the first to land. Mose met her with very little ardor, the colonel +remaining in the background. After some little conversation, the young +lady reminded her lover of their agreement.</p> + +<p>"I can't do it, Prudence; I've swore off—I've jined the old bachelor +society."</p> + +<p>"But you promised me," screamed Prudence.</p> + +<p>"Can't help that; you can't get a verdict here for breaches of +promise; there ain't no law here; every body goes on his own +individual hook."</p> + +<p>"You cruel monster, why can't you marry me?"</p> + +<p>"'Cause."</p> + +<p>"'Cause what?"</p> + +<p>"'Cause," said Mose, retreating to a safe distance, "<i>I've traded you +away</i>!"</p> + +<p>Colonel Slowboy was at hand to catch the fair one as she came near +falling. He was her old beau, and he knew the weak points of her +character; moreover he had splendid red whiskers and a million of +money—she married him, partly from ambition and partly from revenge.</p> + +<p>The moment they were united, Moses set sail for the United States, +with his twenty thousand dollars, and ar<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</a></span>rived back safely. When asked +how he had accumulated such a sum in so short a time, he answered, +"trading," and when questioned about the prospects of the El Dorado, +would answer, with a grin, that it was a "great country for women." +And this was the end of his California speculation.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_FRENCH_GUARDSMAN" id="THE_FRENCH_GUARDSMAN"></a>THE FRENCH GUARDSMAN.</h2> + + +<p>With the army of Marshal Saxe, encamped near Fontenoy ready to give +battle to the allies, there were not a few ladies, who, impelled by a +chivalric feeling, or personally interested in the fate of some of the +combatants, had followed the troops to witness the triumph of the +French arms. Their presence was at once the incitement and reward of +valor, for what soldier would not fight with tenfold gallantry when he +knew that his exploits were witnessed by the eyes of her he loved as +wife, mistress, or mother, and whose safety or honor, perhaps, +depended on his prowess?</p> + +<p>Among those most distinguished for their beauty was the youthful +Heloise, the lovely daughter of the Baron de Clairville, a French +general officer. The <i>beaux yeux</i> of the demoiselle had enslaved more +than one young officer, but of the host of suitors none could boast +with reason of encouragement, except Henri de Grandville, and Raoul, +Count de St. Prix, both commanding companies in the French Guards. +Both were handsome and accomplished young men, and both had yet their +spurs to win upon the field of battle. They had been fast friends +until the pursuit of the same lady had created a sort of estrangement +between them. Little was known of Henri de Grandville previous to his +reception of his commission in the guards. He had been brought up by +his mother in an old provincial chateau, and though his manners and +education were those of a gentle<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</a></span>man, still he seemed but little +acquainted with the world, and above all ignorant of the lighter +accomplishments of the courtier. Perhaps this very simplicity of +manner and frankness of character, contrasting so strangely with the +fashionable affectations of the court, endeared him to his comrades, +and strongly prepossessed Heloise de Clairville in his favor. His +rival was of a different stamp. Raoul de St. Prix was a dashing, +brilliant officer, brave as steel, but fond of dress, reckless, +dissipated, and extravagant. Yet his faults were those of his age, and +belonged to the circumstances by which he was surrounded. The Baron de +Clairville, while he left his daughter free to make her election, yet, +as a plain, blunt soldier, rather than a courtier, secretly inclined +to favor the pretensions of Henri. Still, his treatment of the two +young guardsmen was the same, for they gave equal promise of military +gallantry.</p> + +<p>It was on the eve of the battle of Fontenoy that Henri sought an +interview with Heloise, who occupied a gay pavilion near her father's +tent. He found her alone and weeping.</p> + +<p>"Mademoiselle," said he, "you are unhappy. Will you permit a friend to +inquire the cause of your sorrow?"</p> + +<p>"Can you ask me, Monsieur de Grandville! Of the thousands of brave men +who lie down to-night in peaceful slumber, how many sleep their last +sleep on earth! How many eyes, that will witness to-morrow's sun +arise, will be closed forever before it goes down at evening! O, what +a dreadful business is this trade of war! My poor father, he never +cares for himself, he never asks his men to go where he is unwilling +to lead. I fear for his safety in the deadly conflict of to-morrow."</p> + +<p>"If the devotion of one faithful follower can save him, lady," +answered Henri, "be assured of his safety. I would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</a></span> pour out the blood +in my veins as freely as water to shield the father of Heloise de +Clairville."</p> + +<p>"But you—you—Henri—Monsieur de Grandville—you think nothing of +your own life."</p> + +<p>"If I fall," answered the young soldier, "my poor mother will weep +bitterly for her only son, though he perish on the field of honor. But +who else will shed a tear for the poor guardsman?"</p> + +<p>"Henri!" exclaimed the young girl, reproachfully, and the soft eyes +she raised to his were filled with tears.</p> + +<p>"Is it possible?" cried the young soldier. "Can my fate awaken even a +momentary interest in the heart of the loveliest, the gentlest of her +sex? Ah, why do you render life so dear to me at the moment I must +peril it?"</p> + +<p>"Believe me," answered Heloise, drying her tears, "that I would not +hold you back, when honor beckons you. It is to such hands as yours +that the honor of the golden lilies is committed. I am the daughter of +a soldier, and though these tears confess my sex, I honor bravery when +it is displayed in a good cause. I honor the soldier as much as I +detest the duellist."</p> + +<p>"Then listen to one whose sword was never stained with his brother's +blood. I had thought to go to the field with my secret concealed in my +own breast, but something impels me to speak out. I love you, +Heloise—I have dared to love—to adore you."</p> + +<p>The fair girl blushed till her very temples were crimsoned over with +eloquent blood. The young soldier threw himself at her feet, and +taking the fair hand she abandoned to him, covered it with kisses; nor +did he rise till he had received confirmation of his new-born hopes, +and knew that, for good or ill, the heart of Heloise was irrevocably +his. Finally, he was compelled to tear himself away,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</a></span> but he carried +to his tent a feeling of delicious joy which steeled his mind against +all thought of the chances of the morrow.</p> + +<p>The moments passed away in delirious revery, but at length he was +interrupted by St. Prix.</p> + +<p>The count was in the worst of humors—his brow was dark with passion, +and he threw himself into a seat, and flung his plumed hat on the +table with an energy that betrayed the violence of his emotions.</p> + +<p>"What's the matter, Raoul?" asked Henri. "Has Saxe changed his plans? +Do we fall back instead of advancing?"</p> + +<p>"No, thank God! there will be plenty of throat-cutting to-morrow, and +the French Guards have the post of honor."</p> + +<p>"Thank Heaven!" exclaimed Henri, joyfully.</p> + +<p>"You seem in excellent spirits to-night, Captain Henri de Grandville."</p> + +<p>"I wish I could say as much of you, Captain Raoul de St. Prix."</p> + +<p>"Tell me the cause of your felicity."</p> + +<p>"Enlighten me respecting your ill humor."</p> + +<p>"Willingly, on condition that you will explain your satisfaction."</p> + +<p>"Agreed."</p> + +<p>"Well, then—you know the marked preference—marked preference, I +say—always shown me by Mademoiselle Heloise de Clairville."</p> + +<p>"I will not dispute with you—go on."</p> + +<p>"You must have been blinded by absurd hopes not to have noticed it; +every officer in the army looked to me as the <i>futur</i> of the lady. +Well, sir, encouraged and led on by this siren, I made my proposals to +her to-night. <i>Ventre St. Gris</i>! I had engaged to settle with my +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</a></span> +creditors out of her marriage portion."</p> + +<p>"Go on—go on—this is excellent, St. Prix."</p> + +<p>"Well, sir, she rejected me—me, the Count de St. Prix. A prior +engagement, forsooth! I wish to Heaven I knew the fellow! Before +sunrise he should have more button holes in his doublet than ever his +tailor made."</p> + +<p>"Captain St. Prix," replied Henri, "you have not far to look. In me +behold the fortunate suitor. Come, come; confess that your pride, and +not your heart, was engaged in the affair. The game was fairly played; +the stakes are mine."</p> + +<p>"This trifling will not pass muster with me, sir," said the count, +sternly. "Know—if you knew it not before—that Raoul de St. Prix +never fixed his eye on a prize that he did not obtain, or missing it, +failed to punish his successful rival. You are a soldier, and you +understand me, sir," he added, touching his sword knot with his gloved +hand.</p> + +<p>"This is midsummer madness, Raoul," answered Henri, with good temper. +"Had I been unsuccessful, painful, fatal as the disappointment would +have been, I should have resigned the lady to you without a struggle."</p> + +<p>"That shows the difference between a gentleman and a <i>parvenu</i>," +retorted St. Prix.</p> + +<p>"A <i>parvenu</i>!" cried De Grandville, starting to his feet.</p> + +<p>"Yes. Who knows you? Whence came you? You are an intruder in our +ranks."</p> + +<p>"I bear the king's commission."</p> + +<p>"Yes, and have not courage enough to sustain it. I have defied you to +your teeth, and you refuse to fight."</p> + +<p>"My principles are opposed to duelling. In the words of the lady whose +preference honors me, 'I honor the soldier as much as I detest the +duellist.' Besides, has not the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</a></span> marshal strictly forbidden duels in +the camp? Conscience, reason, authority, every consideration forbids +my acceptance of the challenge."</p> + +<p>"Then," said St. Prix, "you shall submit to an indignity that +disgraces a French gentleman forever." And raising his sheathed sword, +he struck De Grandville with the flat of the scabbard.</p> + +<p>Henri's sword instantly flashed in the lamplight, and St. Prix drawing +his rapier, they were instantly engaged in deadly combat. Both were +expert swordsmen, and while one fought with the ferocity of hatred and +disappointment, the arm of the other was nerved by a sense of wrong. +The metallic ring of their blades was unintermitted, for neither +paused to take breath, but, with teeth set and eyes glaring, thrust, +parried, advanced, and fell back in the fierce ardor of the combat. At +last, De Grandville, seeing an opportunity, sent his adversary's blade +whirling through the air, and drawing back his weapon, prepared to +thrust it through his breast.</p> + +<p>"Strike!" said St. Prix; "you have vanquished me in love and in arms, +and there is nothing left me but to die."</p> + +<p>"Die, then, but on the field of battle, brave Raoul," said de +Grandville, "and since I have deprived you of your sword, take mine; I +shall be honored by the exchange."</p> + +<p>"Hold!" said a stern voice; and turning, Henri beheld with confusion +the countenance of Marshal Saxe, who, attended by a file of +musketeers, had entered the tent at the close of the duel. "You will +give up your sword to this officer, Captain de Grandville," added he, +pointing to a commissioned officer by whom he was accompanied. "Count +de St. Prix, you will pick up your weapon, also, and surrender it. +Officers who forget themselves so far as to seek each other's lives +upon the eve of battle, with the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</a></span> enemy before them, are unworthy of +command. This is matter for the provost marshal."</p> + +<p>And the old soldier seated himself at the table, and eyed the +offenders angrily and sternly.</p> + +<p>"May it please your excellency," said St. Prix, "I alone deserve to +suffer. I insulted the gentleman, and forced him to fight."</p> + +<p>"Forced him to fight?" said the marshal. "Hadn't he read the orders of +the day?"</p> + +<p>"I do not claim your clemency, marshal," said Henri. "I committed this +fault with my eyes open. But a man cannot always command his +passions."</p> + +<p>"That's true, my lad. But what were you fighting about?"</p> + +<p>"A woman, your excellency," said St. Prix.</p> + +<p>"A woman! fools! a woman that's not to be had without fighting for +isn't worth having. Well, well—boys will be boys. I pardon you on two +conditions. In the first place, you must shake hands." Henri and Raoul +advanced and joined their hands. "And in the next place, that you give +a good account of yourselves to-morrow. <i>Sacre nom de Dieu</i>! I can ill +spare two lads of spirit from the guards. And now," said the marshal, +rising, after restoring their swords to the officers, "good night, +gentlemen; and plenty of hard knocks to-morrow."</p> + +<p>The next day witnessed one of those terrible encounters, whose +sanguinary prints make a more indelible impression on the page of +history than the records of the more generous deeds of peaceful life. +The greatest gallantry was displayed on both sides, and on the part of +the French no officers were more distinguished for their valor than +the two guardsmen whose encounter on the previous evening we have just +related. Raoul de St. Prix, in the early part<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[70]</a></span> of the engagement, fell +sword in hand at the head of his company, thus meeting with honor a +fate he had earnestly desired. Henri de Grandville, in the course of +the day, found himself in command of the regiment, every officer of +higher rank having fallen. When the carnage had ceased, he laid a +stand of captured colors at the feet of the commander-in-chief, and +was complimented by Marshal Saxe at the head of the army, receiving +assurance that his gallantry should be at once reported to the king.</p> + +<p>Flushed with triumph, the young guardsman flew to the presence of his +mother, to receive her embrace and recount in modest terms the story +of his deeds. She rejoiced in his safety, and sympathized with his +joy. But all at once, as he made her the confident of other hopes, and +enlarged on the prospect of his speedy union with Heloise de +Clairville, her countenance changed, and her eyes became suffused with +tears.</p> + +<p>"Dear Henri," said she, "I knew nothing of this. Why did you not +sooner apprise me of this fatal passion?"</p> + +<p>"Fatal passion, dear mother! Why do you thus characterize the love I +bear to the purest, the most beautiful of her sex?"</p> + +<p>"She is, indeed, all that you paint her, Henri; but you must learn the +hard task of renouncing your hopes. You can never marry her."</p> + +<p>"And why so? Do you refuse your consent?"</p> + +<p>"Alas! no. But the Baron de Clairville—"</p> + +<p>"He regards me with a favorable eye. I have reason to think he knows +of my attachment to his daughter, and approves of it. Even now, his +congratulations had a marked meaning, which could hardly be +ambiguous."</p> + +<p>"But a fatal, an insurmountable barrier lies between you and the +object of your hopes."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Do not keep me in suspense," cried the young soldier, "Explain this mystery, I implore you."</p> + +<p>"Have you fortitude to listen to a dreadful secret, the possession of +which has well nigh destroyed the life of your mother?"</p> + +<p>"God will give me strength to bear any stroke," replied Henri. "Thanks +to your instruction and example, I have schooled myself to suffer, +unrepining, whatever Providence, in its infinite wisdom, sees fitting +to inflict. If I have a soul for the dangers of the field, I have +also, I think, the courage to confront those trials that pierce the +heart with keener agonies than any the steel of a foeman can inflict. +Fear not to task me beyond my strength."</p> + +<p>"I will be as brief as possible," said the lady. "Your father, Henri, +was of noble birth and possessed of fortune. My own share of the +world's goods was small, and yet it was on this pittance alone that we +were sustained, till the exertions of a generous friend procured you, +under the name of De Grandville, (my maiden name,) a commission in the +guards."</p> + +<p>"Then De Grandville was not the name of my father."</p> + +<p>"No—he belonged to the noble house of Montmorenci. The early years of +our married life were passed in happiness that I always feared was too +great to be enduring. It was brought to a bitter and miserable end. +Deadly enemies—for the best and noblest have their foes—conspired +against your father, and he was accused—falsely accused, mark me—of +treason to his king and country. I will not tell you by what forgery +and perjury he was made to appear guilty—but he was convicted—and +sentenced—"</p> + +<p>"Sentenced!"</p> + +<p>"Ay, sentenced, and suffered. He died by the hands of <i>Monsieur de +Paris</i>!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</a></span></p> + +<p>"<i>Monsieur de Paris</i>!"</p> + +<p>"The executioner!"</p> + +<p>Henri uttered a piercing cry, and covered his face with his hands. He +remained a long time in this attitude, his frame convulsed by the +agonies of grief, while his mother watched, with streaming eyes, the +effect of her communication. At length he removed his hands, and +raised his head. His countenance was deadly pale,—the only indication +of the train of emotions which had just convulsed him,—but his look +was firm and high.</p> + +<p>"Mother," said he, pressing her hand, "I thank you. It was better to +learn this dreadful secret from your lips than from the words of +another. Henceforth we will live for each other—we shall have a +common sorrow and a common fate. I pray you to excuse me for a few +moments. I will soon rejoin you, but I have first a duty to perform."</p> + +<p>The young guardsman passed from his mother's presence to that of the +Baron de Clairville.</p> + +<p>"Welcome, welcome! my brave boy," said the old soldier. "You have +fairly won your spurs."</p> + +<p>"Sir, you flatter me," replied Henri, gravely.</p> + +<p>"Not at all. Saxe himself says that more distinguished gallantry never +fell beneath his notice."</p> + +<p>"You think then, baron, I can claim a post of honor and danger in the +next engagement?"</p> + +<p>"You can lead the Forlorn Hope if you like."</p> + +<p>"Enough, baron. I came to ask your forgiveness."</p> + +<p>"My forgiveness!"</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir, for having wronged you unconsciously so lately as last +evening."</p> + +<p>"Wronged me, and how, strange boy? you talk in riddles."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Last evening, sir, on the eve of battle, which might well, +considering what followed, have been my last of life, I sought your +daughter. Her manner, some unguarded words she dropped, emboldened me +to declare a secret which I had hitherto kept fast locked in my +breast. I threw myself at her feet, and told her that I loved her."</p> + +<p>"And she—"</p> + +<p>"Confessed that she loved me in return."</p> + +<p>"Henri! my boy—my son—my hero! this news makes me young again! it +gladdens my old heart like the shout of victory upon a stricken field. +Is this your offence? I freely pardon it."</p> + +<p>"You know not all, baron. You knew that I was a poor and obscure +soldier of fortune."</p> + +<p>"The man who has distinguished himself as you have done this day, +might claim the hand of an emperor's daughter."</p> + +<p>"Baron, between me and Heloise there lies a black shadow—a memory—a +horror, which forbids our meeting. The very name I bear does not +belong to me."</p> + +<p>"And how may you be named, young man, if not De Grandville?"</p> + +<p>"Henri de Montmorenci," replied the young soldier.</p> + +<p>"De Montmorenci!" cried the baron. "That is a noble and historic name. +The house of Montmorenci has been well represented in the field."</p> + +<p>"<i>And on the scaffold</i>!" added Henri, with deep emotion.</p> + +<p>"The scaffold!" exclaimed the baron. "Yes, yes; I remember now a +dreadful tragedy. But <i>he</i> suffered unjustly."</p> + +<p>"No matter," answered Henri. "The ignominious punishment remains a +stain upon our escutcheon. Men will<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</a></span> point to me as the son of a +condemned and executed traitor. Could I forget for a moment the +tragedy which has rendered my poor mother an animated image of death, +the finger of the world would recall my wandering thoughts to the +horrors of the fact. The scaffold, with all its bloody paraphernalia, +would rise up before me."</p> + +<p>"Henri, you are too sensitive," said the baron. "The best and bravest +of France (alas for our history!) have closed their lives upon the +scaffold. I believe your father innocent. If it were otherwise, you +have redeemed the honor of your race. You deserve my daughter's +hand—take her and be happy."</p> + +<p>"Make her the companion of my agony! Never."</p> + +<p>"Come with me," said the baron; "her smiles shall dispel these gloomy +fantasies."</p> + +<p>"No, no! urge me not," said the young guardsman. "Let me return to my +poor mother. She has need of all my consolation. I renounce forever my +ill-fated attachment. Heaven, for its own wise purposes, has chosen to +afflict me. Farewell, baron; I thank you for your kindness—your +generous friendship. You and Heloise will soon learn that Henri de +Montmorenci is no more. After the next battle, if you seek me out, you +will find me where the French dead lie thickest on the field."</p> + +<p>"Noble-hearted fellow!" cried the baron, when Henri had left him. "He +ought to be a field marshal."</p> + +<p>"Marshal Saxe requests your immediate presence, baron," said an +aide-de-camp, presenting himself with a salute.</p> + +<p>"Monsieur de Baron," said the commander-in-chief, when De Clairville +had obeyed the summons, "I have chosen you to carry my despatches to +the king; you will find yourself honorably mentioned therein, and I +think the favor of royalty will reward your merit."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</a></span></p> + +<p>The baron bowed low as he received the despatches from the hand of the +marshal, and was soon ready for the journey, first taking a hasty +farewell of his daughter, whom he commended to the care of Madame de +Grandville, (or rather Montmorenci,) during his absence.</p> + +<p>In five days thereafter, he reported himself to the marshal, and was +then at liberty to attend to his private concerns. He found Heloise in +the company of Henri and his mother, and the gloom depicted on their +countenances presented a singular contrast to the radiant joy that +sparkled in the eyes and smiled on the lips of the genial and +warm-hearted old soldier. He kissed his daughter, saluted Madame de +Grandville, and then, shaking the young guardsman warmly by the hand, +exclaimed,—</p> + +<p>"Good news, Henri; I bring you a budget of them. The king has heard of +your gallantry, and inquired into your story."</p> + +<p>"Heaven bless him!" exclaimed the mother.</p> + +<p>"The memory of your father," continued the baron, "has been vindicated +by a parliamentry decree affirming his innocence. His forfeited +estates are restored to his family; and I bring you, under the king's +seal, your commission as full colonel in the French Guards, and +letters patent of nobility, <i>Count</i> Henri de Montmorenci!"</p> + +<p>Henri and his mother were nearly overwhelmed by this good news; while +Heloise clung to her father's arm for support.</p> + +<p>"No fainting, girl," said the happy baron. "That will never do for a +soldier's wife. Here, take her, count, make her happy—and let us hear +no more of your volunteering on Forlorn Hopes—at least, during the +honeymoon."</p> + +<p>We need not add that the baron's injunctions were implicitly obeyed.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="PERSONAL_SATISFACTION" id="PERSONAL_SATISFACTION"></a>PERSONAL SATISFACTION.</h2> + + +<p>Mrs. Tubbs had been a very fine woman—she was still good looking at +the period of which we write, but then—</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Fanny was younger once than she is now,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And prettier of course."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>She had been married some years. Tubbs was a gentleman farmer, and +lived out in Roxbury, when land was cheaper there than it is now, and +a man of moderate means could own a few acres within three miles of +Boston State House. On retiring from the wholesale West India goods +business, he had purchased a little estate in the vicinity of the +Norfolk House, and raised vegetables and other "notions" with the +usual success attendant upon the agricultural experiments of gentlemen +amateurs; that is, his potatoes cost him about half a dollar a peck, +and his quinces ninepence apiece. He had a greenhouse one quarter of a +mile long, and kept a fire in it all the year round, at the suggestion +of a rascally gardener, whose brother kept a wood and coal yard. We +could tell some droll stories about Tubbs's gardening, if they were to +the purpose. We will mention, however, that when he went into the +vegetable business he was innocent as a lamb, and verdant as one of +his own green peapods, and of course he made some curious mistakes. He +was not aware that the infant bean, like the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</a></span> pious Æneas, was "in the +habit of carrying its father on its back," and so thinking that nature +had made a mistake, he reversed the order of the young sprouts, and +reinterred the aged beans. This was one of his many blunders. However, +we have nothing to do with his gardening. We have said he was innocent +as a lamb, but he was by no means so pacific; on the contrary, his +temper was as inflammable as gun cotton—the slightest spark would set +it in a blaze.</p> + +<p>To return to Mrs. Tubbs, whom we have most ungallantly left in the +lurch since the first paragraph. She had been into Boston one day, +shopping, and returned home in the omnibus. She sat between two young +men. The one on her right was modest and well-behaved, while the other +was entirely the reverse. He might have been drinking—he might have +been partially insane—these are charitable suppositions; but at all +events, he had the impertinence to address Mrs. Tubbs in a low tone, +audible only to herself. He muttered some compliment to her +appearance—talked a little nonsense—inoffensive in itself, but +intolerable as coming from a stranger. Mrs. Tubbs made no reply, but +she was glad to spring from the conveyance when the driver pulled up +at the Norfolk House. To her great joy she espied the faithful Tubbs, +attired in a <i>blouse</i>, and wheeling a barrow full of gravel down +Bartlett Street, with all the dignity of a gentleman farmer, conscious +of being a useful, if not an ornamental, member of society. She +accosted him with,—</p> + +<p>"Tubbs, love, I've got something to tell you."</p> + +<p>Tubbs relinquished the handles of the barrow, and sat down in the +gravel.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Tubbs!" screamed the lady, "you've got your best pantaloons on."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Never mind, my dear; out with your story, for I'm busy."</p> + +<p>"Mr. Tubbs! I've been insulted!"</p> + +<p>Mr. Tubbs's head instantly became as red as one of his own blood +beets.</p> + +<p>"Who is the miscreant?" he yelled, jumping up.</p> + +<p>"A young man who sat next to me in the omnibus."</p> + +<p>"Describe him!"</p> + +<p>"Dark hair and eyes, with a black stock, light waistcoat, dark-colored +coat and pantaloons—"</p> + +<p>"Which way did he go?" interrupted Mr. Tubbs.</p> + +<p>"Into the hourly office."</p> + +<p>"'Tis well! Mrs. T., I'll have his heart's blood!"</p> + +<p>"Now, T., be calm!" interposed his better half.</p> + +<p>"Mrs. T., I will be calm," was the dignified reply, "calm as the +surface of Mount Ætna, on the eve of an eruption. Farewell, love, for +a moment. Have an eye to the wheelbarrow while I have a settlement +with this scoundrel!"</p> + +<p>With these words, Tubbs marched up the hill. He entered the hourly +office, and looked round him. His first glance lighted on a young man +who answered the description given by Mrs. Tubbs; but he wished to +make assurance doubly sure, and so he accosted him politely,—</p> + +<p>"Fine growing weather, sir."</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir," replied the stranger.</p> + +<p>"Peas are doing finely," said Mr. Tubbs.</p> + +<p>"Indeed!"</p> + +<p>"If the weather holds, we can plant corn next week."</p> + +<p>"Indeed!"</p> + +<p>"Pray, sir," continued Tubbs, "did you come out in the last coach?"</p> + +<p>"I did, sir."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Was there a lady in the coach?"</p> + +<p>"There was, sir. I recollect a lady sat next to me."</p> + +<p>"<i>You scoundrel! what did you mean by insulting my wife</i>?"</p> + +<p>This question was followed by a blow, which sent the young gentleman +sprawling on the floor. Tubbs stood him up, and knocked him down again +and again, like a man practising on a single pin in a bowling alley. +The sufferer showed some fight, but Tubbs's blood was up, and he +hammered down all opposition. The drivers looked on in admiration to +see "Old Tubbs vollop the chap as had insulted his wife," and so he +had it all his own way. He dragged the offender out of the office, and +finished him off on the sidewalk. He was engaged in this laudable +occupation, when his better half, tired of mounting guard over the +wheelbarrow, appeared upon the field.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Tubbs!" she screamed.</p> + +<p>"Wait a minute, my dear. I've only done one side of his head."</p> + +<p>"But, Mr. Tubbs! <i>That wasn't the man</i>!"</p> + +<p>Tubbs suspended operations, and stood fixed in horror. The remains of +the injured individual were taken into the hourly office. Then came +remorse and apologies unaccepted and unacceptable—a lawyer's +letter—an action for assault and battery, and heavy damages. The real +offender had escaped, and was never heard of; the victim was the +well-behaved young gentleman, who had sat on Mrs. Tubbs's right. Her +description, which had answered for both, had occasioned the dilemma, +which, while it proved an expensive lesson to Mr. Tubbs, was also an +effectual one, and saved him from many a rash and hasty action, and +induced him ever afterwards to adopt Colonel Crockett's golden maxim, +"<i>Be always sure you're right, then go ahead</i>."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_CASTLE_ON_THE_RHINE" id="THE_CASTLE_ON_THE_RHINE"></a>THE CASTLE ON THE RHINE.</h2> + + +<p>In one of those old feudal castles, which, perched, like eagle nests, +upon the picturesque hills that overhang</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"The wide and winding Rhine,"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>and with their crumbling and ivy-grown towers, arrest the eyes of the +delighted traveller, as he views them from the deck of the gliding +steamer, there dwelt, some years ago, the Baron Von Rosenburg and his +lady Mathilde. The baron was a very proud man, and continually +boasting of his descent from a "long and noble line of martial +ancestors," gentlemen who were wont, in the "good old times," to wear +steel on head, back, and breast, and each of whom supported a score of +retainers in his feudal castle. Where the money comes from to support +a princely housekeeping, when the head of the family has no property +or employment, is sometimes a mystery nowadays; but no such doubt +attached to the resources of the baron's ancestors. These gentlemen, +when short of provisions, would sally forth at the head of their +followers, and capture the first drove of cattle they encountered, +without stopping to inquire into the ownership. Sometimes they made +excursions on the river, and levied contributions on the little barks +of traders who often carried valuable cargoes from one Rhine town to +another.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</a></span></p> + +<p>But the privileges of the robber knights and bandit nobles were sadly +shorn by the progressive spirit of modern civilization. With a total +disregard of the immunities of chivalry, modern legislators declared +that it was as great a crime for a baron to seize on a herd of cattle +as for a peasant to steal a sheep. Hence the great families along the +Rhine went into decay. The castles were dismantled, many noble names +died out, very few remained, the representatives of the ancestral +glory of olden times.</p> + +<p>Among them was the baron. He had been a soldier and a courtier in his +youth, had spent some time abroad, and was about forty when he married +a lady of the same age, and settled down in the old family castle of +Rosenberg. Here he lorded it over the surrounding valley, the simple +inhabitants of which, though exempt from all feudal obligations, yet +in some sort regarded themselves as vassals of the baron. They made +him presents of fish, accompanied him to the chase, and lent him a +willing hand, whenever he required assistance at the castle.</p> + +<p>The baron, though he had the wherewithal to live comfortably enough, +was yet a poor representative of the race he sprang from. His army +consisted of a few farm servants, his cavalry of a ploughboy on a +cart-horse, and his navy of a fishing boat. But, on the whole, he was +happy. He passed his days either in trimming his vines or hunting, and +his evenings in poring over mildewed parchments or books of heraldry, +hunting up long pedigrees, and puffing a monstrous meerschaum till the +atmosphere was as dense as the interior of a smokehouse. The lady +Mathilde embroidered from morning till night.</p> + +<p>They had, however, a common source of grief. Fate had not blessed them +with children. The lady yearned for the companionship of a daughter; +the baron mourned at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</a></span> the prospect of the extinction of his name for +want of a male heir.</p> + +<p>It was while pondering on this subject one day, as they were strolling +out together, that the baron and his lady came upon the cottage of an +old soldier named Karl Mueller, who cultivated a little vineyard not +far from the castle.</p> + +<p>The old man was seated on a bench before his door, smoking, and so +deeply plunged in revery, that he was not aware of the approach of +visitors till the baron touched him on the shoulder.</p> + +<p>"In a brown study, Karl?" said the baron.</p> + +<p>"I have enough to think about," returned the soldier "I'm getting old, +and one thing troubles me."</p> + +<p>"What's that, my good fellow?"</p> + +<p>"Why, you see, baron, I'm not alone here."</p> + +<p>"Not alone?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir—I—have—I have a little child here."</p> + +<p>"I never knew you were married, Karl."</p> + +<p>"Nor was I, your honor. For I always thought an infantry soldier ought +to be in marching order, and never have more baggage than he could +carry in his knapsack. No, no; the child is none of mine."</p> + +<p>"But it is related to you," said the baroness.</p> + +<p>"It is my grandchild, madam," replied the soldier, fixing his eyes on +the lady; "and the child of as brave a man as ever faced the fire of +the enemy. He might have been a field marshal, for the matter of that. +I saw him at Oberstadt when the hussars went down to charge the +enemy's light cavalry. Faith, madam, they made daylight shine through +their ranks. Their curved sabres cut them up as the sickle does the +corn. I saw him, the girl's father, madam, go into that affair with +the hussars; but he came not out safe. It was pitiful to see his +uniform all dabbled<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</a></span> with blood, as he lay on the ground, and to see +his pale lips quivering, as he prayed for water. I gave him the last +drop in my canteen, and I swore I'd protect the child. But I fear I'm +getting too old for the task."</p> + +<p>The baroness, whose eyes were filled with tears, turned to her +husband, and asked,—</p> + +<p>"Shall we not give a shelter to the child of a brave man?"</p> + +<p>The baron nodded, and the proposal was accepted by Karl, who retired +into his cottage, and immediately reappeared, bringing forth a +beautiful girl of ten, with fair hair and blue eyes, and a form of +graceful symmetry.</p> + +<p>"A girl! nonsense!" said the baron, in a tone of disappointment. But +the baroness folded the child in her arms with rapture. The child +responded to the caresses of the lady with equal ardor.</p> + +<p>So the little Adelaide was soon domesticated in the castle which her +frolic spirit filled with gayety. The baroness renewed her youth in +gazing upon hers, and the baron never scolded her, even when she took +his pipe out of his mouth, or rummaged among his parchments.</p> + +<p>As she grew up to womanhood, she became more serious and thoughtful. +She was anxious to learn every thing touching her father, but on this +subject the baroness could give her no information; and Karl, her +grandfather, seemed equally averse to speaking of it. When hard +pressed, he promised to speak out at some future time.</p> + +<p>One day she was summoned in great haste to the cottage of old Karl. +The old man had suddenly been taken ill, and required the presence of +his granddaughter. It was evident, at a glance, that he was on his +death bed.</p> + +<p>"Adelaide," said he, "forgive me, before I die, that I may depart in +peace."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Forgive you, dear grandfather! am I not deeply indebted to you?"</p> + +<p>"I should have reposed more confidence in you; I should have spoken to +you about your parents."</p> + +<p>"My father?" asked Adelaide.</p> + +<p>"Was a brave and good man. But of your mother—your good mother—she +was—"</p> + +<p>Here a spasm interrupted his utterance, and he lay back on his pillow +gasping for breath. After a brief space he seemed to revive again, and +made strong efforts to express himself, but his breath failed him. He +motioned to Adelaide to fetch him writing materials, and while she +held a sheet of paper on a book before him, he essayed with feeble +fingers to trace a sentence with a pen. But the rapid approach of +death foiled all his endeavors to communicate a secret that evidently +lay close to his heart; and while the young girl bent over him in an +agony of grief, he gently sighed away his last. The baron and baroness +found their <i>protégée</i>, an hour afterwards, still sorrowing by the +bedside of her early friend and protector. With gentle violence they +removed her from the chamber of death, and took her home to the +castle, where they gave directions to the proper persons to take +charge of the old soldier's remains, and inter them with that decent +respect which was due to his character and station. Among his effects +was found a will, in which he made Adelaide his heiress, bequeathing +to her his little landed estate, and a small sum in gold, the produce +of his toil and frugality. This event cast a gloom over the spirits of +the young maiden, from which, however, her religious persuasions, the +attention of her friends, and the elasticity of her youth, eventually +relieved her.</p> + +<p>The old castle on the Rhine was gay once more, when Rudolph Ernstein, +a nephew of the baron, a gay young<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</a></span> captain of hussars, whose +gallantry and beauty had given him reputation at Vienna, came to pay a +long visit to his uncle. He was a high-spirited and accomplished young +man, had served with distinction, was a devoted admirer of the ladies, +and one of those military Adonises who are born to conquest. He was +charmed to find domesticated beneath the old roof tree so fair and +lovable a girl as Adelaide, and of course did his best to render his +society agreeable to her. He sang to her songs of his own writing, to +airs of his own composition, accompanied on his guitar; he told her +tales of strange lands that he had visited, of cavalry skirmishes in +which he had participated, sketched her favorite scenes in pencil, and +offered to teach her the newest dances in vogue at Vienna. He was a +dangerous companion to a young girl whose imagination needed but a +spark to kindle it, and for a time she indulged in the wild hope that +she had made a conquest of Rudolph. But then her reason told her, that +even if he loved her, it would be impossible for a young man of family +to offer his hand to an almost portionless girl, about whose origin a +veil of mystery seemed wrapped. The names of her parents, even, had +never been disclosed to her, by the lips of probably the only man who +knew her history, and those lips were now cold and mute in death. +Hence the little gleam of sunshine which had for a moment penetrated +her heart was speedily quenched in a deeper darkness than that which +reigned in it before, and she could not help viewing the visit of +Rudolph as an ominous event.</p> + +<p>One morning, she was witness to a scene which dashed out the last +faint glimmering of hope. They were all seated at a huge oaken table, +from which the servants had just removed the apparatus of the morning +meal.</p> + +<p>"Rudolph," said the baron, after lighting his pipe,—an<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</a></span> operation of +great solemnity and deliberation, and taking a few whiffs to make sure +that its contents were duly ignited,—"Rudolph, do you know why I sent +for you to Rosenburg?"</p> + +<p>"Why, sir," replied the hussar, "I suppose it was because you really +have a sort of regard for an idle, good-for-nothing fellow, whose +redeeming quality is an attachment to a very kind old uncle, and whose +nonsense and good spirits are perhaps a partial compensation for the +trouble he gives every body in this tumble-down old castle."</p> + +<p>"Tumble-down old castle!" exclaimed the baron, in high dudgeon, the +latter part of the soldier's speech cancelling the former; "why, you +jackanapes, it will stand for centuries. It resisted the cannon of +Napoleon, and it bids defiance to the battering of time. Yes, sir, +Rosenburg will stand long after your great-great-grandchildren are +superannuated."</p> + +<p>"I am not likely to be blessed in the way you hint at, uncle," said +the soldier, carelessly. "I am likely, for aught I see, to die a +bachelor."</p> + +<p>"Nonsense!" said the baron. "What's to become of your family name? Do +you think I will allow it to die out, like the Pumpernickels, the +Snaphausens, and the Ollenstoffenburgers? No, boy. I sent for you to +tell you that I have contracted for your hand with my friend the Baron +Von Steinberg."</p> + +<p>"Really, sir, you dispose of me in a very cavalier way."</p> + +<p>"That's because you're too careless or lazy to look out for yourself," +retorted the baron. "But then you can have no possible objection to +the present match. The fair Julia is just twenty—eyes, you dog—lips, +you rascal—a shape, you blockhead, to bewitch an anchorite. And then +she has the gelt—the money, my boy."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</a></span></p> + +<p>"A commodity of which I happen to be minus," said the soldier.</p> + +<p>"Arn't you my heir?" asked the baron.</p> + +<p>"You are very kind," said the hussar, with a slight sigh.</p> + +<p>He glanced at Adelaide, but he read no sentiment on her calm and +pensive countenance.</p> + +<p>"She's as cold as a glacier on the Donderberg!" he muttered to +himself.</p> + +<p>"Well, sir—you haven't given me an answer," said the baron, +impatiently.</p> + +<p>"My dear uncle," said the soldier, jumping up, and snatching his +fowling-piece, "it's a glorious morning for sport; and I'm much +mistaken if I don't add a half dozen brace of birds to your bill of +fare to-day."</p> + +<p>"But the fair Julia Von Steinberg?" said the baron.</p> + +<p>"O! I forgot," said Rudolph. "I'm entirely in your hands. Do with me +as you please. My profession, you know, has given me habits of +obedience. I suppose I must sacrifice myself. Good morning."</p> + +<p>And away he went to enjoy his sport upon the mountains.</p> + +<p>"Young, lovely, and rich!" said poor Adelaide, with a sigh, when she +had regained her room. "If this be true, she is indeed worthy of +Ernstein. He will love her—they will be happy—and I—I can but wish +them joy, and die."</p> + +<p>There was great preparation in the castle Von Rosenburg, that day +week, for the reception of the prospective bride. Every thing was +cleaned and furbished up, from battlement to dungeon keep. An old flag +with the family arms was hoisted from the rampart, and the butler, who +had served in the wars of the Alliance, mounted an old swivel on the +ramparts with the intention of firing it off, on the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</a></span> approach of the +old family carriage of the Von Steinbergs, Captain Rudolph Von +Ernstein, in his splendid hussar uniform, looked the beau ideal of a +soldier lover. Even the baron was rejuvenated by a court suit that had +not seen the light since the nuptials of Maria Louisa and the Emperor +Napoleon.</p> + +<p>At last the carriage appeared. The villagers and hangers on of the +establishment hurrahed in the court yard as it drew up, the old butler +applied the match to the priming of the swivel and was prostrated by +the discharge, while the baron came near tumbling over his sword in +his eagerness to welcome his old friend and his old friend's daughter.</p> + +<p>The Baron Von Steinberg alighted and bowed his thanks; while Captain +Rudolph handed out the lovely Julia. As her light foot touched the +pavement, Adelaide advanced to offer a bouquet; at one glance she +appreciated the exquisite beauty of her rival, and dropping the +flowers, retired to an obscure corner of the court yard to conceal her +anguish and despair.</p> + +<p>The festive train swept into the castle. All was gayety and uproar +within doors. The baron could scarce contain the transports of his +joy; and Von Steinberg was equally excited. The excitement, however, +seemed to be too much for the fair Julia, whose cheek was paler than +the satin robe she wore, while Rudolph, perhaps from sympathy, was +uneasy and agitated.</p> + +<p>At last the bell of the castle was rung for dinner, and the party +proceeded to the great hall. But Adelaide did not make her appearance. +Search was made for her; she was not in her apartment. An angry flush +overspread the brow of old Rosenburg at this announcement, and after +some minutes passed in waiting for her appearance, he ordered dinner +to be served without her. The repast was not a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</a></span> very gay one, +notwithstanding the efforts of the master of the house to make it so. +Night had long fallen, and Adelaide did not reappear. The family, from +being vexed, now became alarmed, and it was determined to go in search +of her. Rudolph and the baron went forth with two servants and torches +to scour the woods, after vainly searching through the castle. One of +the men went on in advance. He had been gone but a short time when he +came back speechless with grief and amazement. Rudolph and his uncle +pushed forward through the thickets, and on the banks of a small +stream, dammed up to form a lake, they found the bonnet and shawl of +the missing girl.</p> + +<p>"Good God!" exclaimed Rudolph, "she has destroyed herself. I have +noticed a strange wildness in her appearance for several days past; in +a fit of mental aberration she has wandered away, and here found her +death."</p> + +<p>A piercing scream was heard at this moment. The baroness, who had +followed them, had recognized the garments of Adelaide.</p> + +<p>"My child! my child!" she shrieked, "my own! my beautiful! she is no +more."</p> + +<p>"This is worse and worse," said the baron, wringing his hands. "This +will make us all mad."</p> + +<p>But at this moment a boat was seen approaching. It was the miller, who +brought with him the body of Adelaide, dripping as it had been drawn +from the water. He laid her fair form upon the bank. The baroness, who +could not be restrained, threw herself beside her, and kissed her pale +lips. Rudolph, too, seized the cold hands.</p> + +<p>"She lives!" he exclaimed. "She is not lost to us!"</p> + +<p>"Rudolph—dear Rudolph!" murmured the poor girl.</p> + +<p>"My child! my child! she lives!" cried the baroness.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</a></span></p> + +<p>And it was indeed so. She had thrown herself into the water, indeed, +but the miller, who happened to be at hand, had flown to her rescue, +and she was now, by the united efforts of her friends, restored to +consciousness.</p> + +<p>"Dear, dear Adelaide!" cried the baroness; "your life repays me now +for all my sufferings. Yes, dearest, you are my own, my only child. +Yes, baron," she added, noticing the incredulous expression of her +husband—"the supposed death of a daughter has wrung from a mother's +heart the despairing cry that betrayed her secret. In former days, I +married, secretly, Colonel Schonfeldt, a brave soldier of the emperor, +against whom my parents cherished a deadly enmity. He fell upon the +field of battle, and this poor girl, the fruit of our love, was +committed to the hands of strangers, till such time as I could take +her to my heart. I avow it without shame, nor can you, baron, whose +noble qualities won my heart, reproach me with the love I bear this +dear girl."</p> + +<p>"She is my child now," said the baron, "as well as yours. Let us take +her back to the castle; she is a precious charge."</p> + +<p>"I will see to her," said Rudolph, "and it shall not be my fault if +she ever have another protector."</p> + +<p>So the party regained the castle, where Von Steinberg and Julia were +anxiously awaiting their return.</p> + +<p>When Adelaide had been carefully attended to, Rudolph sought his uncle +and guests in the great hall.</p> + +<p>"Miss Julia Von Steinberg," said the soldier, "since confessions are +the order of the night, I must place mine on record. I met you to-day +in obedience to orders, believing my heart was my own. The event of +to-night has told me too truly that I had unconsciously lost it. But I +am a man<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</a></span> of honor, and if you will accept my hand without my heart, +it is yours."</p> + +<p>"Captain Ernstein," replied the beauty, "I thank you for your frank +confession. I cannot possibly accept your hand without your heart. +Nay—do not frown, father—I have a secret for your ear, and if you do +not wish to wreck your daughter's happiness, you will urge me no +further."</p> + +<p>Von Steinberg frowned, and pshawed, and pished, and then, clearing his +voice, addressed the baron.</p> + +<p>"Come, Von Rosenberg," said he, "confess that we have been acting like +a couple of old fools, in trying our hand at match making—it is a +business for the young people themselves, and not for old soldiers +like us. Say, shall we reduce the mutineers to obedience, or shall we +let them have it their own way?"</p> + +<p>"Circumstances alter cases," answered the baron. "When I proposed for +Julia's hand, I didn't know my wife had a daughter to marry. And if +that were not the case, I am inclined to think the secret alluded to +by the young lady, would prove an insuperable obstacle to the +ratification of our treaty."</p> + +<p>This secret was no other than a love affair between the fair Julia and +a certain count who had waltzed with her at the baths of Baden-Baden, +the preceding summer. We are glad to say that the flirtation thus +happily commenced ended in matrimony. As for Rudolph, he was shortly +after united to the fair Adelaide, on which occasion the baron gave +such a rouse as the old towers of Von Rosenberg had not known since +the rollicking days of its first feudal masters. It was illuminated at +every window and loophole, so that the waters of the Rhine rolled +beneath it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</a></span> a sea of fire, or as if their channels were overflowed +with generous Asmanshausen; and the old butler discharged his swivel +so many times that he had to be taken down from the battlements and +drenched with Rhenish to preserve his life.</p> + +<p>Thus ended all that is worthy commemorating in the modern history of +the Castle on the Rhine.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="LOVE_IN_A_COTTAGE" id="LOVE_IN_A_COTTAGE"></a>LOVE IN A COTTAGE.</h2> + + +<p>"Tell me, Charley, who is that fascinating creature in blue that +waltzes so divinely?" asked young Frank Belmont of his friend Charles +Hastings, as they stood "playing wallflower" for the moment, at a +military ball.</p> + +<p>"Julia Heathcote," answered Charles, with a half sigh, "an old flame +of mine. I proposed, but she refused me."</p> + +<p>"On what ground?"</p> + +<p>"Simply because I had a comfortable income. Her head is full of +romantic notions, and she dreams of nothing but love in a cottage. She +contends that poverty is essential to happiness—and money its bane."</p> + +<p>"Have you given up all hopes of her?"</p> + +<p>"Entirely; in fact, I'm engaged."</p> + +<p>"Then you have no objections to my addressing this dear, romantic +angel?"</p> + +<p>"None whatever. But I see my <i>fiancée</i>—excuse me—I must walk through +the next quadrille with her."</p> + +<p>Frank Belmont was a stranger in Boston—a New Yorker—immensely rich +and fashionable, but his reputation had not preceded him, and Charley +Hastings was the only man who knew him in New England. He procured an +introduction to the beauty from one of the managers, and soon danced +and talked himself into her good graces. In fact, it was a clear case +of love at first sight on both sides.</p> + +<p>The enamoured pair were sitting apart, enjoying a most<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</a></span> delightful +<i>tête-à-tête</i>. Suddenly Belmont heaved a deep sigh.</p> + +<p>"Why do you sigh, Mr. Belmont?" asked the fair Julia, somewhat pleased +with this proof of sensibility. "Is not this a gay scene?"</p> + +<p>"Alas! yes," replied Belmont, gloomily; "but fate does not permit me +to mingle habitually in scenes like this. They only make my ordinary +life doubly gloomy—and even here I deem to see the shadow of a fiend +waving me away. What right have I to be here?"</p> + +<p>"What fiend do you allude to?" asked Miss Heathcote, with increasing +interest.</p> + +<p>"A fiend hardly presentable in good society," replied Belmont, +bitterly. "One could tolerate a Mephistophiles—a dignified fiend, +with his pockets full of money—but my tormentor, if personified, +would appear with seedy boots and a shocking bad hat."</p> + +<p>"How absurd!"</p> + +<p>"It is too true," sighed Belmont, "and the name of this fiend is +<i>Poverty</i>!"</p> + +<p>"Are you poor?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, madam. I am poor, and when I would fain render myself agreeable +in the eyes of beauty—in the eyes of one I could love, this fiend +whispers me, 'Beware! you have nothing to offer her but love in a +cottage.'"</p> + +<p>"Mr. Belmont," said Julia, with sparkling eyes, and a voice of unusual +animation, "although there are sordid souls in this world, who only +judge of the merits of an individual by his pecuniary possessions, I +am not one of that number. I respect poverty; there is something +highly poetical about it, and I imagine that happiness is oftener +found in the humble cottage than beneath the palace roof."</p> + +<p>Belmont appeared enchanted with this encouraging<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</a></span> avowal. The next +day, after cautioning his friend Charley to say nothing of his actual +circumstances, he called on the widow Heathcote and her fair daughter +in the character of the "poor gentleman." The widow had very different +notions from her romantic offspring, and when Belmont candidly +confessed his poverty on soliciting permission to address Julia, he +was very politely requested to change the subject, and never mention +it again.</p> + +<p>The result of all this manœuvring was an elopement; the belle of +the ball jumping out of a chamber window on a shed, and coming down a +flight of steps to reach her lover, for the sake of being romantic, +when she might just as well have walked out of the front door.</p> + +<p>The happy couple passed a day in New York city, and then Frank took +his beloved to his "cottage."</p> + +<p>An Irish hack conveyed them to a miserable shanty in the environs of +New York, where they alighted, and Frank, escorting the bride into the +apartment which served for parlor, kitchen, and drawing room, and was +neither papered nor carpeted, introduced her to his mother, much in +the way Claude Melnotte presents Pauline. The old woman, who was +peeling potatoes, hastily wiped her hands and face with a greasy +apron, and saluted her "darter," as she called her, on both cheeks.</p> + +<p>"Can it be possible," thought Julia, "that this vulgar creature is my +Belmont's mother?"</p> + +<p>"Frank!" screamed the old woman, "you'd better go right up stairs and +take off them clothes—for the boy's been sent arter 'em more'n fifty +times. Frank borried them clothes, ma'am," she added to Julia, by way +of explanation, "to look smart when he went down east."</p> + +<p>The bridegroom retired on this hint, and soon reappeared in a pair of +faded nankeen pantaloons, reaching to about the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</a></span> calf of the leg, a +very shabby black coat, out at the elbows, a ragged black vest, and, +instead of his varnished leather boots, a pair of immense cowhide +brogans.</p> + +<p>"Now," said he, sitting quietly down by the cooking stove, "I begin to +feel at home. Ah! this is delightful, isn't it, dearest?" and he +warbled,—</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Though never so humble, there's no place like home."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>Julia's heart swelled so that she could not utter a word.</p> + +<p>"Dearest," said Frank, "I think you told me you had no objection to +smoking?"</p> + +<p>"None in the least," said the bride; "I rather like the flavor of a +cigar."</p> + +<p>"O, a cigar!" replied Belmont; "that would never do for a poor man."</p> + +<p>And O, horror! he produced an old clay pipe, and filling it from a +little newspaper parcel of tobacco, began to smoke with a keen relish.</p> + +<p>"Dinner! dinner!" he exclaimed at length; "ah! thank you, mother; I'm +as hungry as a bear. Codfish and potatoes, Julia—not very tempting +fare—but what of that? our aliment is love!"</p> + +<p>"Yes, and by way of treat," added the old woman, "I've been and gone +and bought a whole pint of Albany ale, and three cream cakes, from the +candy shop next block."</p> + +<p>Poor Julia pleaded indisposition, and could not eat a mouthful. Before +Belmont, however, the codfish and potatoes, and the ale, and cream +cakes disappeared with a very unromantic and unlover-like velocity. At +the close of the meal, a thundering double knock was heard at the +door.</p> + +<p>"Come in!" cried Belmont.</p> + +<p>A low-browed man, in a green waistcoat, entered.</p> + +<p>"Now, Misther Belmont," he exclaimed, in a strong Hi<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</a></span>bernian accent, +"are ye ready to go to work? By the powers! if I don't see ye sailed +to-morrow on the shopboard, I'll discharge ye without a character—and +ye shall starve on the top of that."</p> + +<p>"To-morrow morning, Mr. Maloney," replied Belmont, meekly, "I'll be at +my post."</p> + +<p>"And it'll be mighty healthy for you to do that same," replied the man +as he retired.</p> + +<p>"Belmont, speak—tell me," gasped Julia, "who is that man—that +loafer?"</p> + +<p>"He is my employer," answered Belmont, smiling.</p> + +<p>"And his profession?"</p> + +<p>"He is a tailor."</p> + +<p>"And you?"</p> + +<p>"Am a journeyman tailor, at your service—a laborious and thankless +calling it ever was to me—but now, dearest, as I drive the hissing +goose across the smoking seam, I shall think of my own angel and my +dear cottage, and be happy."</p> + +<p>That night Julia retired weeping to her room in the attic.</p> + +<p>"That 'ere counterpin, darter," said the old woman, "I worked with +these here old hands. Ain't it putty? I hope you'll sleep well here. +There's a broken pane of glass, but I've put one of Frank's old hats +in it, and I don't think you'll feel the draught. There used to be a +good many rats here, but I don't think they'll trouble you now, for +Frank's been a pizinin' of 'em."</p> + +<p>Left alone, Julia threw herself into a chair, and burst into a flood +of tears. Even Belmont had ceased to be attractive in her eyes—the +stern privations that surrounded her banished all thoughts of love. +The realities of life had cured her in one day of all her Quixotic +notions.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[98]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Well, Julia, how do you like poverty and love in a cottage?" asked +Belmont, entering in his bridal dress.</p> + +<p>"Not so well, sir, as you seem to like that borrowed suit," answered +the bride, reddening with vexation.</p> + +<p>"Very well; you shall suffer it no longer. My carriage awaits your +orders at the door."</p> + +<p>"Your carriage, indeed!"</p> + +<p>"Yes, dearest, it waits but for you, to bear us to Belmont Hall, my +lovely villa on the Hudson."</p> + +<p>"And your mother?"</p> + +<p>"I have no mother, alas! The old woman down stairs is an old servant +of the family."</p> + +<p>"Then you've been deceiving me, Frank—how wicked!"</p> + +<p>"It was all done with a good motive. You were not born to endure a +life of privation, but to shine the ornament of an elegant and refined +circle. I hope you will not love me the less when you learn that I am +worth nearly half a million—that's the melancholy fact, and I can't +help it."</p> + +<p>"O Frank!" cried the beautiful girl, and hid her face in his bosom.</p> + +<p>She presided with grace at the elegant festivities of Belmont Hall, +and seemed to support her husband's wealth and luxurious style of +living with the greatest fortitude and resignation, never complaining +of her comforts, nor murmuring a wish for living in a cottage.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_CAREER_OF_AN_ARTIST" id="THE_CAREER_OF_AN_ARTIST"></a>THE CAREER OF AN ARTIST.</h2> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>I woke up one morning and found myself +famous.—<span class="smcap">Byron.</span> </p></div> + + +<p>Julian Montfort was a farmer's boy; bred up to the plough handle and +cart tail. His father and mother were plain, honest people, of +hard-working habits and limited ideas, and without the slightest dash +of romance in their temperaments. Their house, their lands were +unprepossessing in appearance. The soil was impoverished by long and +illiberal culture; and old Montfort had a true old-fashioned prejudice +against trees. Instead of smiling hedgerows, with here and there a +weeping elm or plumy evergreen to cast their graceful shadows upon the +pasture land, his acres were enclosed with harsh stone walls, or an +unpicturesque Virginia fence with its zigzag of rude rails. The farmer +had an equal prejudice against books, "book larnin', and book-larned +men." Of course, with these ideas, Julian's education was limited to a +few quarters' schooling under an old pedagogue, whose native language +was Dutch, and who never took very kindly to the English tongue. +Besides, teaching was only an episode with him; for his vocation was +that of a clergyman, and he held forth on Sundays in alternate Dutch +and English to his little congregation—as is still the custom in many +of the small agricultural parishes in New York State, where the scene +of our veritable story lies.</p> + +<p>Our hero, young Julian, early began to show a restiveness<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[100]</a></span> under the +training he received, which sadly perplexed his plain matter-of-fact +father. The latter could not conceive why the boy should sometimes +leave his plough in the furrow, and sit upon a hillock, gazing +curiously and admiringly upon a simple wild flower. He knew not why +the youth should stand with his eyes fixed upon the western sky when +it was pavilioned with crimson, and gold, and purple; or later yet, +when, one by one, the stars came timidly forth and took their places +in the darkening heaven. He shook his head at these manifestations, +and confidently informed his help-mate that he feared the boy was "not +right"—significantly touching, as he spoke, that portion of his +anatomy where he fondly imagined a vast quantity of brain of very +superior quality was safely stowed away, guarded by a sufficient +quantity of skull to protect it against any accident. Neither he nor +the good wife imagined, for a moment, that Julian was a genius, and +that his talent, circumscribed by circumstances, was struggling for an +outlet for its development.</p> + +<p>At last the divine spark within him was kindled into flame. An +itinerant portrait painter came round, with his tools of trade, and +did the dominie in brown and red, and the squire's daughter in +vermilion and flake white, and set the whole village agog with his +marvellous achievements. Julian cultivated his acquaintance, received +some secret instructions in the A B C of art, and bargained for some +drawing and painting materials. His aspirations had at length found an +object. Long and painfully he labored in secret; but his advances were +rapid, for he took nature as a model. At last he ventured to display +his latest achievement—a small portrait of his father. It was first +shown to his mother, and filled her with astonishment and delight. It +is the privilege of woman, however circumstanced, to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[101]</a></span> appreciate and +applaud true genius. Of course, Moliere's housekeeper occurs to the +reader as an illustration. The picture was next shown to the old man. +He gazed at it with a sort of silent horror, puffing the smoke from +his pipe in short, spasmodic jerks, and slowly shaking his head before +he spoke.</p> + +<p>"Do you know it, father?" asked the young artist.</p> + +<p>"Know it!" exclaimed the old man. "Yes—yes—I see myself there like I +was lookin' into a glass. There's my nose, and eyes, and mouth, and +hair; yes, and there's my pipe. It ain't right—it can't be +right—it's witchcraft. Satan must ha' helped you, boy—you couldn't +never ha' done it without the aid of the evil one."</p> + +<p>This was a sad damper. But just then the dominie luckily happened in +to take a pipe with his parishioner. He pronounced the work excellent, +and satisfied his old friend's doubts as to the honesty of the +transaction. Julian blessed the old man in his heart for the comfort +he afforded.</p> + +<p>And now the fame of the young painter flew through the village. The +tavern keeper ordered a head of General Washington for his sign board, +the old one—originally a portrait of the Duke of Cambridge with the +court dress painted out—not satisfying some of his critical +customers. And for the blacksmith, Montfort painted a rampant black +horse, prevented from falling backward by a solid tail. The stable +keeper also gave him orders for sundry coats of arms to be depicted on +wagon panels and sleigh dashers, so that the incipient artist had +plenty of orders and not a little cash.</p> + +<p>But he soon grew tired of this local reputation. He panted for the +association of kindred spirits; for the impulse and example to be +found in some great centre of civilization; for refinement, fame—all +that is dear to an ardent imagi<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[102]</a></span>nation. And so, one morning, he +announced his intention of seeking his fortune in the city of New +York.</p> + +<p>His mother was sad, but did not oppose his wishes; his father shook +his head, as he always did when any thing was proposed—no matter +what. The old gentleman seemed to derive great pleasure from shaking +his head, and no one interfered with so harmless an amusement.</p> + +<p>"Goin' to York, hey?" said he, emitting sundry puffs of smoke. "The +Yorkers are a curious set of people, boy. I read into a paper once't +about how they car' on—droppin' pocket books, and sellin' brass +watches for gold, and knockin' people down and stompin' onto 'em."</p> + +<p>"But the dominie thinks I might make money there," said the young man.</p> + +<p>"O, then you'd better go. The dominie's got a longer head than you or +I, boy," said the old man.</p> + +<p>"Yes, father," said the youth, kindling with animation. "In New York I +am sure to win fame and fortune. I shall come back, then, and buy you +a better farm, and hire hands for you, so that you won't be obliged to +work so hard—and you can set out trees."</p> + +<p>"Hain't no opinion of trees," said the old man, shaking his head.</p> + +<p>"Well, well, father, you shall have money, and do what you like with +it; for my part I shall be content with fame."</p> + +<p>"Fame! what is that?" said the old man, laying down his pipe in +bewilderment.</p> + +<p>"Fame! Do you ask what fame is?" exclaimed the romantic boy. But he +paused, convinced in a moment of the perfect futility of attempting to +convey an idea of the unsubstantial phantom to the old man's +intellect. Perhaps the old farmer was the better philosopher of the +two.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[103]</a></span></p> + +<p>But Julian gained his point, and departed for the great city—the goal +of so many struggles, the grave of so many hopes. He was at first +dazzled by the splendors of the artificial life, into the heart of +which he plunged; and then, with a homesick feeling, he sighed for +that verdurous luxury of nature he had left. He missed the trees—for +he thought the shabby and rusty foliage of the Battery and Park hardly +worthy of that name. But, in time to save him from utter +disappointment and heart sickness, there opened on his vision the +glorious dawning of the world of art. He passed from gallery to +gallery, and from studio to studio, drinking in the beauties that +unfolded before him with the eyes of his body and his soul. He was +enraptured, dazzled, enchanted. Then he settled down to work in his +humble room, economizing the scanty funds he had brought with him to +the city. Like many young aspirants, he grasped, at first, at the most +difficult subjects. He constantly groped for a high ideal. He would +fly before he had learned to walk. With an imperfect knowledge of +architecture and anatomy, and a limited stock of information, he would +paint history—mythology. He sought to illustrate poetry, and dared +attempt scenes from the Bible, Shakspeare, and Milton. He failed, +though there were glimpses of grandeur and glory in his faulty +attempts.</p> + +<p>Then he turned back, with a sickening feeling, to the elements of art, +distasteful as he found them. It was hard to pore over rectangles and +curves, bones and muscles, angles and measurements, after sporting +with irregular forms and fascinating colors. He tried portraiture, but +he had no feeling for the business. He could not transfigure the dull +and commonplace heads he was to copy. He had not the nice tact that +makes beauty of ugliness without the loss of identity. He could not +ennoble vulgarians. The sordid<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[104]</a></span> man bore the stamp of baseness on his +canvas. His pictures were too true; and truth is death to the portrait +painter.</p> + +<p>He began to grow morbid in his feelings, and was fast verging to a +misanthrope. His clothes grew shabby, and looked shabbier for his +careless way of wearing them. He was often cold and hungry. There were +times when he viewed with envy and hate the evidences of prosperity he +saw about him. He railed against those pursuits of life which made men +rich and prosperous. He began to think with the French demagogue, that +"property was a theft," and to regard with great favor the socialistic +doctrines then coming into vogue. The American social system he +pronounced corrupt and rotten, and deserving to be uprooted and +subverted. And this was the rustic boy, who, a few months before, had +left his home so full of hope, and generous feeling, and high +aspiration.</p> + +<p>There were times when he yearned for the humble scenes of his boyhood. +But he was too proud to throw up his pencils and palette, and go back +to the old farm house; and so he found a vent for his home feeling in +painting some of the scenes of his earliest life—the rustic dances, +the huskings, the haymakings, and junketings with which he was so +familiar.</p> + +<p>One of these pictures—a rustic dance was the subject—he sent to a +gilder's to be framed. He had consecrated three dollars to this +purpose, and went one day to see how his commission had been executed. +He found the picture framer, who was also a picture dealer, in his +shirt sleeves, talking with a middle-aged gentleman, who was praising +his performance.</p> + +<p>"Really a very clever thing," said the gentleman, scanning the +painting through his gold-bowed eye glasses.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[105]</a></span></p> + +<p>"The composition, coloring, and light and shade, are admirable; but +the life, animation, and naturalness of the figures make its great +charm. Ah, why don't our artists study to produce life as it exists +around them, and as they themselves know it and feel it, instead of +giving us the gods and goddesses of a defunct and false religion, and +scenes three thousand miles and years away?"</p> + +<p>"Mr. Greville," said the picture framer, "allow me to make you +acquainted with the artist, Mr. Montfort; he's a next-door neighbor of +yours—lives at No ——, Broadway."</p> + +<p>"Mr. Montfort," said the gentleman, warmly shaking the hand the artist +shyly extended, "you found me admiring your work. And I'm sure I did +not know I had so talented a neighbor. I shall be glad to be better +acquainted with you. I presume your picture is for sale."</p> + +<p>"Not so, sir," replied the artist, coldly. "It is a reminiscence of +earlier and happier days. It was painted for my own satisfaction, and +I shall keep it as long as I have a place to hang it in. It is a +common mistake, sir, with our patrons, to suppose they can buy our +souls as well as our labor."</p> + +<p>Mr. Greville's cheek flushed; but as he glanced at the shabby exterior +and wan face of the artist, his color faded, and he answered gently—</p> + +<p>"Believe me, Mr. Montfort, I am not one of the persons you +describe—if, indeed, they exist elsewhere but in your imagination. I +should be the last person to fail in sympathy for the high-toned +feelings of an artist; for in early life I was thought to manifest a +talent for art—and, indeed, I had a strong desire to follow the +vocation."</p> + +<p>"And you abandoned it—you turned a deaf ear to the divine +inspiration—you preferred wealth to glory—to be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[106]</a></span> one of the vulgar +many rather than to belong to the choice few. I congratulate you, Mr. +Greville, on your taste."</p> + +<p>"You judge me harshly, Mr. Montfort," replied the gentleman, +pleasantly. "I am hardly required to justify my choice of calling to a +perfect stranger; and yet your very frankness induces me to say a word +or two of the motives which impelled me. My parents were poor. An +artist's life seemed to hold no immediate prospects of competence. +They to whom I owed my being might die of want before I had +established a reputation. I had an opportunity to enter commercial +life advantageously. I prospered. I have lived to see the declining +days of my parents cheered by every comfort, and to rear a family in +comfort and opulence. One of my boys promises to make a good artist. +Fortunately, I can bestow on him the means of following the bent of +his inclination. Instead of being an indifferent painter myself, I am +an extensive purchaser of works of art, so that my conscience acquits +me of any very great wrong in the course I adopted."</p> + +<p>Montfort was silent; he was worsted in the argument.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Montfort," pursued the gentleman, after a pause, "my evenings are +always at my disposal, and I like to surround myself with men of +talent. I have already a large circle of acquaintances among artists, +musicians, and literary men, and once a week they meet at my house; I +shall be very happy to see you among us. To-night is my evening of +reception—will you join us?"</p> + +<p>Proud and shy as he was, Montfort could not help accepting an +invitation so frankly and pleasantly tendered. He promised to come.</p> + +<p>"One favor more," said Mr. Greville. "You won't sell that picture. +Will you lend it to me for a day or two?"</p> + +<p>"I cannot refuse you, of course, Mr. Greville."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[107]</a></span></p> + +<p>"If you have the slightest objection, say so frankly," said the +kind-hearted merchant.</p> + +<p>"I have not the slightest objection, Mr. Greville. It is entirely at +your disposal."</p> + +<p>Mr. Greville was profuse in his thanks.</p> + +<p>"Shall I send it to your house?" said the picture framer.</p> + +<p>"No, Mr. Tennant," replied the merchant. "It is too valuable to be +trusted out of my hands. I am personally responsible, and I fear that +I am not rich enough to remunerate the artist, if any harm happens to +it."</p> + +<p>With these words, bowing to the artist, Mr. Greville took the picture +carefully under his arm, and left the shop, Montfort soon following.</p> + +<p>"Well, I declare," said the picture framer, when he was left alone, +"artists is queer animils, and no mistake. Neglect 'em, and it makes +'em as mad as a short-horned bull in fly time; coax 'em and pat 'em, +and they lets fly their heels in your face. Seems to me, if I was an +artist, I shouldn't be particular about being a hog, too. There ain't +no sense in it. Now, it beats my notion all to pieces to see how Mr. +Greville could talk so pleasantly and gentlemanly to that dratted +Montfort, and he flyin' into his face all the time like a tarrier dog. +I'd a punched his head for him, I would—if they'd had me up afore the +Sessions for saltin' and batterin'. Consequently it's better to be a +pictur' framer than a pictur' painter. Cause why?—a pictur' framer is +a gentleman, and a pictur' painter is a hog."</p> + +<p>There was a good deal of truth in what Mr. Tennant said, mixed up with +a good deal of uncharitableness. But what did he know of the <i>genus +irritabile vatum</i>?</p> + +<p>Evening came; and after many misgivings, Montfort, in an eclectic +costume, selected from his whole wardrobe, at a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[108]</a></span> late hour, ventured +to emerge from his humble domicile, and present himself at the +rosewood portal of his aristocratic neighbor. He soon found himself in +the dazzling drawing room, bewildered by the lights, and the splendor +of the decoration and the furniture. Mr. Greville saw his +embarrassment, and hastened to dispel it. He shook him warmly by the +hand, and presented him to his lady and daughter, and then to a crowd +of guests. A distinguished artist begged the honor of an introduction +to him, and he soon found himself among people who understood him, and +with whom he could converse at his ease. Though he was lionized, he +was lionized by people who understood the sensitiveness of artistic +natures. They flattered delicately and tastefully. Their incense +excited, but did not intoxicate or suffocate. In one of the drawing +rooms the gratified artist beheld his picture placed in an admirable +light, the cynosure of all eyes, and the theme of all lips.</p> + +<p>"I am certainly very much indebted to you for placing it so +advantageously," said the artist to his host. "It owes at least half +its success to the arrangement of the light."</p> + +<p>"Do you hear that, Caroline?" asked Mr. Greville, turning to his +beautiful daughter, who stood smiling beside him.</p> + +<p>"I was afraid I had made some mistake in the arrangement," said the +beautiful girl, blushing with pleasure.</p> + +<p>Montfort attempted a complimentary remark, but his tongue failed him. +He would have given worlds for the self-possession of some of the +<i>nonchalant</i> dandies he saw hovering around the peerless beauty. He +was forced to content himself with awkwardly bowing his thanks.</p> + +<p>In the latter part of the evening, one of the rooms was cleared for a +dance. Montfort was solicited to join in a quadrille, and a beautiful +partner was even presented to his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[109]</a></span> notice; but he wanted confidence +and knowledge, and he had no faith in the integrity of the gaiter +shoes he had vamped up for the occasion, so that he was forced to +decline. This incident revived some of his morbid feelings that had +begun to slumber, and he caught himself muttering something about the +"frivolities of fashion."</p> + +<p>He thought to make his exit unnoticed; but Mr. Greville detected him, +and urged him to repeat his visit.</p> + +<p>The next day, during his reception hours, several visitors called—an +unheard-of thing. They glanced indifferently at his mythological +daubs, but were enthusiastic in their praises of his rustic subjects. +The day following, more visitors came. He was offered and accepted +four hundred dollars for one of his cabinet pictures. In a word, +orders flowed in upon him; he could hardly paint fast enough to supply +the demand. He became rather fastidious in his dress—patronized the +first tailors and boot makers, cultivated the graces, and took lessons +in the waltz and polka. At Mr. Greville's, and some of the other +houses he visited, he was remarked as being somewhat of a dandy. And +this was Montfort the misanthrope—Montfort the socialist—Montfort +the agrarian.</p> + +<p>An important episode in his career was an order to paint the portrait +of Miss Caroline Greville. He had already had three or four sittings, +and the picture was approaching completion; then the work suddenly +ceased. Day after day the artist pleaded engagements. At the same time +he discontinued his visits at the house.</p> + +<p>Mr. Greville, somewhat offended, called on Montfort for an +explanation. He found his daughter's picture covered by a curtain.</p> + +<p>"My dear sir," said he, "how does it happen that you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[110]</a></span> can't go on with +that picture? My wife is very anxious about it."</p> + +<p>"I can never finish it," said the artist sadly.</p> + +<p>"How so, my young friend?"</p> + +<p>"Mr. Greville, I will be frank with you. I love your daughter; I, a +poor artist, have dared to lift my eyes to the child of the opulent +merchant. I have never in look or word, though, led her to divine my +feelings—the secret is in my own keeping. But I cannot see her day +after day—I cannot scan her beautiful and innocent features, or +listen to the brilliant flow of her conversation, without agony. This +has compelled me, sir, to suspend my work."</p> + +<p>"Mr. Julian Montfort," said the merchant, "you seem bent—excuse +me—on making yourself miserable. You are no longer a poor artist; you +have a fortune in your pencil. Your profession is now a surer thing +than mine. There is no gentleman in the city who ought not to be proud +of your alliance; and if you can make yourself acceptable to my +daughter, why, take her and be happy."</p> + +<p>How Julian sped in his wooing may be inferred from the fact that, at a +certain wedding ceremony in Grace Church, he performed the important +part of bridegroom to the bride of Miss Caroline Greville; and after +the usual quantity of hand shakings, and tears, and kisses, and all +the usual efforts to make a wedding resemble a funeral as much as +possible, Mr. and Mrs. Montfort took passage in one of the Havre +steamers for an extensive tour upon the European continent.</p> + +<p>When they returned, Mr. Montfort's reputation rose higher than ever, +of course, and he made money with marvellous rapidity. He is now as +well known in Wall Street as in his studio, has a town and country +house, is a strong conservative in politics, and talks very learnedly +about the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[111]</a></span> moneyed interest. He has made some efforts to transplant +his good old father and mother to New York; but they prefer residing +at his villa, and taking care of his Durham cattle and Suffolk pigs, +and seeing that his "Cochin Chinas" and "Brahma Pootras" do not +trample down the children when they go out to feed the poultry of a +summer morning. </p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[112]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="SOUVENIRS_OF_A_RETIRED_OYSTERMAN_IN_ILL_HEALTH" id="SOUVENIRS_OF_A_RETIRED_OYSTERMAN_IN_ILL_HEALTH"></a>SOUVENIRS OF A RETIRED OYSTERMAN IN ILL HEALTH.</h2> + + +<p>Samivel, my boy, always stick to the shop; and if ever you become a +<i>millionhair</i>, like me, never be seduced by any womankind into +enterin' fash'nable society, and moving among the circles of <i>bong +tong</i>. (I have been obligated to study French without a master; 'cause +the Upper Ten always talks in bad French, and so a word or two will +slip in onawares, even ven talking to a friend—just as a bad oyster +will sometimes make its way into a good stew, spite of the best +artist.)</p> + +<p>I envies you, Samivel. You don't know what a treat it is to me to be +admitted confidentially behind the counter, and to find myself +surrounded once more by these here congenial bivalves. I can't escape +from old associations. Oysters stare me in the face wherever I go. +They're fash'nable, Samivel, and it's about the only think in fash'n +as I reg'larly likes.</p> + +<p>The other day we gave a <i>derjerner</i>, (that's French for brekfax, +Samivel,) which took place about dinner time, and consisted of several +distinguished pussons of the city, and three or four Hungry'uns as +came over in the last steamer—reg'lar rang-a-tangs, vith these 'ere +yaller anchovies growin' onto their upper lips. The old ooman, or +madame, as she calls herself, was on hand to receive—but I was out of +the way. She was mightily flustered, for she know'd<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</a></span> I could talk a +little Dutch, and she wanted me for to interpret with the Hungry'uns.</p> + +<p>So she speaks up werry sharp, (the old ooman can speak werry sharp by +times,) and says to my youngest, a boy,—</p> + +<p>"Where on airth <i>can</i> your father be?"</p> + +<p>"O, daddy's in the sink room," says the young 'un, "a openin' +eyesters."</p> + +<p>The whole <i>derjerner</i> bust into a hoss larff—for these Upper Ten +folks, Samivel,—betwixt you and me and the pump, my boy,—ain't got +no more manners than hogs. The child was voted an <i>ongfong +terriblee</i>—but it wor a fack. I had went down into the sink room, as +a mere looker-on in Veneer, and I seen one of my <i>employees</i> a making +such botchwork of openin', hagglin' up his hands, and misusin' the +oysters, than I off coat, tucked up sleeves, and went to work, and +rolled 'em off amazin'—I tell you. The past rushed back on me—the +familiar feel of the knife almost banished my dyspepsy—I lived—I +breathed—I vas a oysterman again. Did I ever show you them lines I +wrote into my darter's album? No. Vell, then, 'ere goes:—</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">TO AN UNOPENED OYSTER.<br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">Thou liest fair within thy shell;<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Thy charms no mortal eye can see;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And so, as Lamprey<a name="FNanchor_A_1" id="FNanchor_A_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_A_1" class="fnanchor">[A]</a> says, of old<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Was Wenus lodged—the fairest she.<br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">But beauties such as yourn and hern<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Were never born unseen to waste;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Like her, you're bound to come to light,<br /></span> +<span class="i1">To gratify refinement's taste.<br /></span> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</a></span></div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">The fairest of the female race<br /></span> +<span class="i1">To Ilium vent vith Priam's boy;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">So the best oysters that I see<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Are sent by railroad off to Troy.<br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">Sleep on—sleep on—nor dream of woe<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Until the horrid deed be done—<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Then out and die, like Simile,<a name="FNanchor_B_2" id="FNanchor_B_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_B_2" class="fnanchor">[B]</a><br /></span> +<span class="i1">In thy first glance upon the sun.<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_A_1" id="Footnote_A_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_A_1"><span class="label">[A]</span></a> Probably Lempriere.</p></div> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_B_2" id="Footnote_B_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_B_2"><span class="label">[B]</span></a> Semele (?)</p></div> + +<p>Well, and 'ows bizness, Samivel? You've got a good stand, and you're +bound to succeed. But beware of the Cracker-Fiend. I'll tell you about +him.</p> + +<p>There vas a chap as used to <i>patronize</i> me that vas one of the +hungriest customers you ever did see. He was werry shabbily dressed, +and he looked for all the world like the picturs I've seen of +Shakspeare's "lean and hungry Cashier."</p> + +<p>He used to come in, give his order, (generally a stew,) and then go +and set down in a box and drop the curting. It allers looks suspicious +for a customer to drop his curting <i>afore</i> you bring him the +oysters—<i>arterwards</i> it's all perfectly proper, in course. Afore the +stew was ready, he would call out—</p> + +<p>"Waiter! crackers!"</p> + +<p>The boy would hand him a basket; but when his stew was set before him, +there warn't no crackers in <i>his</i> box.</p> + +<p>So ve put him on a allowance of a dozen crackers, which is werry +liberal, considerin' as pickles and pepper-sarce is throw'd in gratis. +But he used to step out quietly and snake baskets of crackers outen +other boxes, so's the other customers, as alvays conducted themselves +like perfick gen'lemen, vas all the time a singing out, "Waiter! plate +of crackers."</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</a></span></p><p>Then we kept a boy a-watching of him, so's to keep him in his box +till he'd eat his oysters, and then you had to keep a werry sharp eye +on him ven he was paying, and you vas a-makin' change, els't you'd hev +all the crackers took off the counter.</p> + +<p>One day arter he vas gone, ve found all the crackers missin' from one +side of the room. Of course, ve suspected he done it, but how he done +it vas as much a puzzle as the Spinks.</p> + +<p>Next day, arter ve got him into his box, ve vatched and listened. Ve +heard a queer kind of sound, like a man trying to play the jewsharp +vith his boots; and, sir, ve detected the cracker-fiend a climbin' +over the partitions into the neighborin' boxes, and a collarin' all +the crackers he could come acrost.</p> + +<p>Perhaps you think I vent into him like a knife into a Prince's Bay. +But I didn't do no such think. I treated him werry perlite, and gin +him two dollars, a keg of crackers, and a jar of pickled oysters, on +condition he'd go and patronize some other establishment. Keep an eye +open for him, Samivel.</p> + +<p>Be generous, Samivel, but don't carry generosity to XS, for an +antidote I'm about to relate, out of my pusnol experience, illustrates +the evil effex of excessive philanthrophy.</p> + +<p>A little gal used to come into my shop to buy oysters. I seen she was +some kind of a foreigner, so I set her down for Dutch—as them vas the +only foreigners I vas acquainted vith at the time. I artervards +discovered she was French. She was werry thin, and as pale as a +soft-shelled clam; there was a dark blue color under her eyes, like +these here muscle shells. At first, she used to buy ninepence worth of +oysters. Arter a while it came down to fourpence; and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</a></span> one day she +only vanted two cents vorth. I asked her who they vas for, and she +said,—</p> + +<p>"For my grandfather; he is very sick, sare."</p> + +<p>I followed her, and found out where her grandfather lived. So one +night I opened four gallons of prime New Yorkers, put 'em in a kettle, +took a lot of crackers and soft bread, and started for the +Frenchman's. The little gal came to the door, and showed me up stairs. +The poor old customer was all alone, in bed, and yaller as a blanket. +He start up ven he see us, and exclaimed,—</p> + +<p><i>"Ah! mon Dieu! Antoinette, priez le gentilhomme de 'asseoir."</i></p> + +<p>The leetle gal offered me a stool, but I didn't set down.</p> + +<p>"Mounseer," said I, in some French manufactured for the occasion, "I +havey broughtee you sommey oysteries," and I showed him the kittle, +with the kiver off.</p> + +<p>I thought his eyes kind of vatered at the sight, but he sighed, and +turnin' to the leetle gal, said,—</p> + +<p><i>"Antoinette, dites à Monsieur, que je n'ai plus d'argent—pas un +sou."</i></p> + +<p>I guessed it was something about money, so afore the leetle gal could +translate it, I sang out,—</p> + +<p>"I don't want no money, Mounseer; these here are free gratis, for +nothin' at all. I always treats my customers once in a while."</p> + +<p>That was a lie, Samivel—but never mind, I gin him a dozen, and the +old fellur seemed to like 'em fust rate. Then I offered him some more, +but he hung back. However I made him swallow 'em, and offered some to +the leetle gal.</p> + +<p>"After grandpapa," said she.</p> + +<p>So I offered him some more.</p> + +<p>"No more, I zank you; I 'ave eat too moosh."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</a></span></p> + +<p>I know'd he was only sogerin' out of delixy. So I says as perlite as +possible,—</p> + +<p>"None of that, old fellur—catch hold. I fetched 'em for you, and I'm +bound to see you eat 'em."</p> + +<p>"Sare, you are <i>too</i> kind," said he; and he vent to vork again. Arter +a spell, he stopped.</p> + +<p>"Don't like 'em—hey?" says I, pretendin' to be mad.</p> + +<p>"I sall prove ze contraire," said he, in a kind of die-away manner, +and he went into 'em agin.</p> + +<p>Presently, he gin over, and fell back on his piller murmurin'—</p> + +<p>"Sare, you are too good."</p> + +<p>I gin the balance to the leetle gal, and told her to come round in the +mornin', and I'd fill her kittle for her, adding that her grandfather +would be all straight in the mornin'.</p> + +<p>Samivel! he <i>vas</i> all straight in the morning, but just as stiff as a +cold poker. The last two or three dozen finished him; his digestion +wasn't strong enough for 'em, and he know'd it, but he eat himself to +death out of politeness. The French are certingly the perlitest people +on the face of the yairth.</p> + +<p>Howsever, I see him buried decently, and I adopted the leetle gal. She +was well brung up and educated, and she larned my darters French—the +real Simon Pure—for she was a Canadian, and her grandfather came from +Gascony. But his fate vos a orful lesson. Benevolence, like an +oyster-roast, is good for nothink if it's over done. And now, Samivel, +my boy, <i>a-jew</i>, for I have a <i>sworray</i> this evenin', and receive half +Beacon Street. <i>A-jew.</i></p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_NEW_YEARS_STOCKINGS" id="THE_NEW_YEARS_STOCKINGS"></a>THE NEW YEAR'S STOCKINGS.</h2> + + +<p>"Never crosses his t's, nor dots his i's, and his n's and v's and r's +are all alike!" said, almost despairingly, Mr. Simon Quillpen, the +painstaking clerk of old Lawyer Latitat, as he sat late at night, on +the last day of the year, digging away at the copy of a legal document +his liberal patron and employer had placed in his hands in the early +part of the evening. "Thank Heaven!" he added, laying down his pen, +and consulting a huge silver bull's eye which he pulled from a +threadbare fob, "I shall soon get through this job, and then, hey for +roast potatoes and the charming society of Mrs. Q.!" And with this +consolatory reflection, he resumed his work with redoubled energy.</p> + +<p>Mr. Quillpen was a little man; not so very little as to pass for a +phenomenon, but certainly too small to be noticed by a recruiting +grenadier sergeant. His nose was quite sharp and gave his mild, thin +countenance, particularly as he carried his head a little on one side, +a very bird-like air. He trod, too, gingerly and lightly, very like a +sparrow or a tomtit; and, to complete the analogy, his head being +almost always surmounted by a pen, he had a sort of crested, +blue-jayish aspect, that was rather comical. Quillpen had a very +little wife and three very little children, Bob, Chiffy, and the baby; +the last the ultimate specimen of the <i>diminuendo</i>. It was well for +them that they were so small, for Quillpen obtained his <i>starvelihood</i> +by driving the quill for Mr. Latitat<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[119]</a></span> at four hundred dollars a year, +to which Mrs. Quillpen added, from time to time, certain little sums +derived from making shirts and overalls at the rate of about ten cents +the million stitches.</p> + +<p>Whether Mr. Latitat was able to pay more was a question that never +entered the minute brain of Simon Quillpen; for he had so humble an +opinion of his own merits, and was always so contented and cheerful, +that he regarded his salary as enormous, and was wont playfully to +sign little confidential notes Crœsus Quillpen and Girard Quillpen, +and on rare convivial occasions would sometimes style himself Baron +Rothschild. But this last title was very rarely indulged in, because +it once sent his particular crony, a chuckle-headed clerk in the +post-office, into a cachinnatory fit which was "rayther in the +apoplectic line."</p> + +<p>"To return to our muttons." Simon dug away at his copying with an +occasional reverential glance at a certain low oaken door, opening +into the <i>penetralia</i> of this abode of law and righteousness, behind +which oaken door, at that very moment, sat Mr. Lucius Latitat, either +deeply engaged in the solution of some vast legal problem, or +calculating the interest on an outstanding note, or consulting with +chuckling delight a list of mortgages to be foreclosed.</p> + +<p>Well—Quillpen finished his document, wiped his pen on a thick velvet +butterfly, laid it in the rack above the ink, pushed back his chair +from the table, withdrew the cambric sleeve from his right arm, and +smoothed down his wristbands, having first put on his India rubber +overshoes. The fact is, he was very anxious to get home, and he could +not go without first seeing Mr. Latitat. The idea of knocking at Mr. +Latitat's door on business of his own never once occurred to him. He +would do that for a client, but not for himself. So he ventured on a +series of low coughs, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[120]</a></span> finding no notice was taken of them, he +dropped the poker into the coalhod, the most daring act he had ever +perpetrated. The slight noise thus produced crashed on his guilty ears +like thunder, or rather with the roar of a universal earthquake. +Slight, however, as it was, it brought out Mr. Latitat from his +interior.</p> + +<p>"What the deuse are you making such a racket for?" he exclaimed in +tones that thrilled to the heart of his employee; then, without +waiting for an answer, he slightly glanced at the table, and asked, +"Have you got through that job?"</p> + +<p>"Yes'm—I mean, yes'r" replied the quivering Simon.</p> + +<p>"Well, then, you can go. I'm going myself. You blow out the lights and +lock the room. And mind and be here early to-morrow morning. Nothing +like beginning the New Year well. Good night."</p> + +<p>"Mr. Latitat, sir!" cried Quillpen, with desperate resolution, as he +saw the great man about to disappear—"please, sir—could you let me +have a little money to-night?"</p> + +<p>"Why! what do you want of money?" retorted the lawyer. "O! I 'spose +you have a host of unpaid bills."</p> + +<p>"No, sir; no, sir; that's not it," Simon hastened to say. "I hain't +got narry bill standing. I pay as I go. Cash takes the lot!"</p> + +<p>"None of your coarse, vulgar slang to me!" said Latitat. "Reserve it +for your loose companions. If not to pay bills, what for?"</p> + +<p>"Please, sir,—we, that is Mrs. Q. and myself, want to put something +in the children's stockings, sir."</p> + +<p>"Then put the children's legs in 'em!" said the lawyer with a grin. "I +make no payments to be used for any such ridiculous purposes. Good +night. Yet stay—take this letter—there's money in it—a large +amount—put<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[121]</a></span> it in the post-office with your own hands as you go +home."</p> + +<p>"And you can't let me have a trifle?" gasped Simon.</p> + +<p>"Not a cent!" snarled the lawyer; and he slammed the door behind him, +and went heavily down the stairs.</p> + +<p>"I wonder how it feels to punch a man's head," said Simon, as he stood +rooted to the spot where Mr. Latitat left him. "It's illegal—it's +actionable—there are fines and penalties provided by the statute: but +it seems as if there were cases that might justify the +operation—morally. But then, again—what good would it do to punch +his head? Punching his head wouldn't get me money—and if I was to try +it, on finding that the licks didn't bring out the cash, I might be +tempted to help myself to the cash, and that would be highway robbery; +and when the punchee ventured to suggest that, the puncher might be +tempted to silence him. O Lord! that's the way these murders in the +first degree happen; and I think that I was almost on the point of +taking the first step. I really think I look a little like Babe the +pirate," added the poor man, glancing at his mild but disturbed +features in the glass; "or like Captain Kidd, or leastways like +Country McClusky—a regular bruiser!"</p> + +<p>Sitting down before the grate, and stirring it feebly with the poker, +he tried to devise some feasible plan for supplying the vacuum in his +treasury. He might borrow, but then all his friends were very poor, +and particularly hard up—at this particular season of the year. The +bull's eye watch might have been "spouted," if he had foreseen this +contingency; but every avuncular relative was now at this hour of the +night snug abed to a dead certainty. Purchasing on credit was not to +be thought of, and the only toy shop which kept open late enough for +his purchases, was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[122]</a></span> kept by a man to whom he was totally unknown. Time +galloped on, meanwhile, and the half-hour struck.</p> + +<p>"I'll slip that letter in the post-office, and then go home," said +Simon sorrowfully, rising as he spoke, and grasping his inseparable +umbrella.</p> + +<p>"Hallo! shipmate! where-away?" cried a hoarse voice. And Mr. Quillpen +became aware of the presence of an "ancient mariner," enveloped in a +very rough dreadnought, and finished off with a large amount of +whiskers and tarpaulin.</p> + +<p>"I was going home, sir," replied Simon, with the deferential air of a +very little to a very big man.</p> + +<p>"Ay—going to clap on hatches and deadlights. Well, tell me one +thing—where-away may one find one Mr. Latitat—a shore-going cove, a +regular land-shark, d'ye see?"</p> + +<p>"This is Mr. Latitat's office, sir," said Simon.</p> + +<p>"Ay—and is he within hail?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir, he has gone home."</p> + +<p>"Slipped his cable—hey? just my luck! Well, one might snooze +comfortably on this here table—mightn't he? You can clear out, and +I'll take care of the shop till morning."</p> + +<p>"That would be perfectly inadmissible, sir," said Simon, "the idea of +a stranger's sleeping here!"</p> + +<p>"A stranger!" cried the sailor. "Why, shipmate, do you happen to know +who I am? Look at me! Don't you find somewhat of a family likeness to +Lucius in my old weather-beaten mug? Why, man-alive, I'm his +brother,—his own blood brother! You must a heard him speak of me. +Been cruising round the world in chase of Fortune, but could never +overhaul her. Been sick, shipwrecked, and now come back as poor as I +went. But Lucius has got<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[123]</a></span> enough for both of us. How glad he'll be to +see me to-morrow, hey, old Ink-and-tape?"</p> + +<p>Simon had his doubts about that matter, but told the sailor to come in +the morning, and see.</p> + +<p>"That I will," said the tar, "and start him up with a rousing Happy +New Year! But I say, shipmate, I don't want to sleep in the +watch-house. Have you never a shilling about your trousers?"</p> + +<p>Simon answered that he hadn't a cent.</p> + +<p>"Why, don't that brother of mine give you good wages?"</p> + +<p>"Enormous!" said Simon.</p> + +<p>"What becomes of it all?"</p> + +<p>"I spend it all—I'm very extravagant," said Simon, shaking his head. +"And then, I'm sorry to say, your brother isn't always punctual in his +payments. To-night, for instance, I couldn't get a cent from him."</p> + +<p>"Then I tell you what I'd do, shipmate," said the sailor, +confidentially. "I'd overhaul some of his letters. Steam will loosen a +wafer, and a hot knife-blade, wax. I'd overhaul his money-letters and +pay myself. Ha! ha! do you take? Now, that letter you've got in your +fin, my boy, looks woundy like a dokiment chock full of shinplasters. +What do you say to making prize of 'em? wouldn't it be a jolly go?"</p> + +<p>"Stand off!" said Simon, assuming a heavy round ruler and a commanding +attitude. "Don't you come anigh me, or there'll be a case of +justifiable homicide here. How dare you counsel me to commit a robbery +on your own brother? I wonder you ain't ashamed to look me in the +face."</p> + +<p>"A chap as has cruised as many years as I have in the low latitudes +ain't afraid to look any body in the face," answered the "ancient +mariner," grimly. "I made you a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</a></span> fair offer, shipmate, and you +rejected it like a long-shore jackass as you are. Good night to ye."</p> + +<p>Much to his relief, the sailor took himself off, and Simon, after +locking and double locking his door, went to the post-office and +deposited the letter with which he had been intrusted. As he lived a +great way up on the Neck, he did not reach home until after all the +clocks of the city had struck twelve, so that he was able to surprise +his little wife, who was sitting up for him, with a "Happy New Year!"</p> + +<p>He cast a rueful eye at the line of stockings hung along the +mantel-piece in the sitting room, and then sorrowfully announced to +his wife his failure to obtain money of Mr. Latitat.</p> + +<p>"There'll be nothing for the stockings, Meg," said he, "unless what +the poor children put in ours."</p> + +<p>"I am very sorry," said his wife, who bore the announcement much +better than he anticipated; "but we'll have a happy New Year for all +that."</p> + +<p>Simon's roasted potatoes were completely charred, he had been detained +so late; but there was a little meal in the centre of each, and +charcoal is not at all unhealthy. He went to bed, and in spite of his +cares, slept the sleep of the just.</p> + +<p>A confused babbling awoke him at daylight. Master Bobby was standing +on his stomach, Miss Chiffy was seated nearly on his head, and baby +was crowing in its cradle. Happy New Years and kisses were exchanged. +"O, dear papa and mamma!" cried Bobby, "what a beautiful horse I found +in my stocking!"</p> + +<p>"And what a beautiful wax doll, with eyes that move, in mine," said +Chiffy,—"and such a splendid rattle and coral in baby's. Now, pray go +down and see what there is in yours."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</a></span></p> + +<p>"This is some of your work, little woman," whispered Simon to his +wife. But the little woman denied it emphatically. Much mystified, he +hurried down to the breakfast room. The children had made the usual +offering of very hard and highly-colored sugar plums; but in each of +the two large stockings, stowed away at the bottom, was a roll of bank +notes, five hundred dollars in each.</p> + +<p>"Somebody wants to ruin us!" cried Simon, bursting into tears. "This +is stolen money, and they want to lay it on to us."</p> + +<p>"All I know about it," said Mrs. Quillpen, "is, that last night, just +before you came home, a sailor man came here with all these things, +and said they were for us, and made me promise to put them in the +stockings, as he directed, and say nothing about his visit to you."</p> + +<p>"A sailor!" cried Simon—"I have it! I think I know who it is. Good +by—I'll be back to breakfast directly."</p> + +<p>Simon ran to the office, and found, as he anticipated, Mr. Latitat +there before him.</p> + +<p>"A happy New Year to you, sir," said he. "Have you seen your brother?"</p> + +<p>"I have not," replied Mr. Latitat.</p> + +<p>Simon then told him all that happened on the preceding night; the +apparition of the sailor,—the temptation,—the money found in the +stockings, in proof of which he showed the thousand dollars, and +stating his fears that they had been stolen, offered to deposit the +sum in his employer's hands.</p> + +<p>"Keep 'em, shipmate; they were meant for you!" exclaimed Mr. Latitat, +suddenly and queerly, assuming the very voice and look of the nautical +brother of the preceding evening.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</a></span></p> + +<p>While Simon stared his eyes out of his head, Mr. Latitat informed him +that he had no brother—that he had disguised himself for the purpose +of putting his clerk's long-tried fidelity to a final test, and, that +sustained triumphantly, had rewarded him in the manner we have seen. +He told how, disgusted in early life by the treachery and ingratitude +of friends and relations who had combined to ruin him, he had become a +misanthrope and miser; how the spectacle of Simon's disinterested +fidelity, rigid sense of honor, self-denial and cheerfulness, had won +back his better nature; and he wound off, as he shook Quillpen warmly +by the hand, by announcing that he had raised his salary to twelve +hundred dollars per annum.</p> + +<p>The good news almost killed Simon. "Please your honor," said he, +endeavoring to frame an appropriate reply,—"no—that ain't it—please +your excellency—you've gone and done it—you've gone and done it! I +was Baron Rothschild before, and now—no—I can't tell what I am—it +isn't in no biographical dictionary, and I don't believe it's in the +'Wealth of Nations!'"</p> + +<p>"Well, never mind," said Latitat, laughing, "go home and tell Mrs. Q. +the office won't be open till to-morrow, and that I shall depend on +dining with you all to-day."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_OBLIGING_YOUNG_MAN" id="THE_OBLIGING_YOUNG_MAN"></a>THE OBLIGING YOUNG MAN.</h2> + + +<p>"Cars ready for Boston and way stations!" shouted the conductor of a +railroad train, as the steamhorse, harnessed for his twenty mile trip, +stood chafing, snorting, and coughing, throwing up angry puffs of +mingled gray and dingy vapor from his sturdy lungs. "Cars ready for +Boston and way stations!"</p> + +<p>"O, yes!" replied a brisk young man, with a bright eye, peculiar +smirk, spotted neckcloth, and gray gaiters with pearl buttons. "Cars +ready for Boston and way stations. All aboard. Now's your time—quick, +or you'll lose 'em. Now then, ma'am."</p> + +<p>"But, sir," remonstrated the old lady he addressed, and whom he was +urging at the steps of a first class car.</p> + +<p>"O, never mind!" replied the brisk young man. "Know what you're going +to say—too much trouble—none whatever, I assure you. Perfect +stranger, true—but scriptural injunction, do as you'd be done by. In +with you—ding! ding!—there's the bell—off we go."</p> + +<p>And so in fact they did go off at forty miles an hour.</p> + +<p>"But, sir," said the old lady, trembling violently.</p> + +<p>"I see," interrupted the <span class="smcap">obliging young man</span>; "want a +seat—here it is—a great bargain—cars full—quick, or you'll lose +it."</p> + +<p>"But, sir," said the old lady, with nervous trepidation, "I—I—wasn't +going to Boston."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[128]</a></span></p> + +<p>"The deuce you weren't. Well, well, well, why couldn't you say so? +Hullo! Conductor! Stop the cars!"</p> + +<p>"Can't do it," replied the conductor. "This train don't stop short of +Woburn watering station."</p> + +<p>"Woburn watering station!" whimpered the old woman, wringing her +hands. "O, what shall I do?"</p> + +<p>"Sit still; take it easy—no use crying for spilt milk; what can't be +cured must be endured. I'll look out sharp; you might have saved +yourself all this trouble."</p> + +<p>Away went the cars, racketting and oscillating, while the obliging +young man was looking round for another recipient of his good +services.</p> + +<p>"Ha!" he muttered to himself. "There's a poor young fellow quite +alone. Lovesick, perhaps; pale cheek—sunken eye—never told his love; +but let—Shakspeare—I'm his man! Must look out for the old woman. +Here we are, ma'am, fifteen miles to Lowell—out with you—look out +for the cars on the back track. Good by—pleasant trip!"</p> + +<p>Ding dong, went the bell again.</p> + +<p>"Hullo! here's her bundle! Catch, there—heads! All right—get on, +driver!"</p> + +<p>And having tossed a bundle after the old woman, he resumed his seat.</p> + +<p>"Confound it!" roared a fat man in a blue spencer. "You're treading on +my corns."</p> + +<p>"Beg pardon," said the obliging young man. "Bad things, +corns,—'trifling sum of misery new added to the foot of your +account;' old author—name forgotten. Never mind—drive on!"</p> + +<p>"But where's my bundle?" asked the fat man. "Conductor! Where's my +bundle? Brown paper—red string. Saw it here a moment since."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</a></span></p> + +<p>The conductor knew nothing about it. The obliging young man did. It +was the same he had thrown out after the old woman.</p> + +<p>"You'll find it some where," he said, with a consolatory wink. "Can't +lose a brown paper bundle. I've tried—often—always turned up; little +boy sure to bring it. 'Here's your bundle, sir; ninepence, please.' +All right—go ahead!"</p> + +<p>Here the obliging young man took his seat beside the pale-faced youth.</p> + +<p>"Ill health, sir?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir," replied the pale-faced youth, fidgeting.</p> + +<p>"Mental malady—eh?"</p> + +<p>The young man sighed.</p> + +<p>"See it all. Don't say a word, man! Cupid, heart from heart, forced to +part. Flinty-hearted father?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir."</p> + +<p>"Flinty-hearted mother?"</p> + +<p>"No, sir."</p> + +<p>"Flinty-hearted aunt?"</p> + +<p>The lovesick young man sighed, and nodded assent.</p> + +<p>"Tell me the story. I'm a stranger—but my heart is here, sir." +Whereupon the obliging young man referred to a watch pocket in his +plaid vest, and nodded with a great deal of intelligence. "Tell me +all—like to serve my fellows—no other occupation; out with it, as +the doctor said to the little boy that swallowed his sister's +necklace."</p> + +<p>The lovesick youth informed the obliging young man that he loved and +was beloved by a young lady of Boston, whose aunt, acting as her +guardian, opposed his suit. He was going to Boston to put a plan of +elopement into operation. He had prepared two letters, one to the aunt +renouncing his hopes, to throw her off her guard; the other<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</a></span> to the +young lady, appointing a meeting at the Providence cars. The +difficulty was to get the letters delivered. This the obliging young +man readily undertook to do in person. Both the aunt and niece bore +the same name—Emeline Brown; but the aunt's letter was sealed with +black, the niece's with red wax. The letters were delivered with many +injunctions to the obliging young man, and the two new-made friends +parted on the arrival of the cars in Boston.</p> + +<p>The Providence cars were just getting ready to start, when, amid all +the bustle and confusion, a pale-faced young man "might have been +seen," as Mr. James, the novelist, says, nervously pacing to and fro, +and occasionally darting into Pleasant Street, and scrutinizing every +approaching passenger and vehicle. At last, when there was but a +single moment to spare, a hack drove up furiously, and a veiled lady +hastily descended, and gave her hand to her expectant admirer.</p> + +<p>"Quick, Emeline, or we shall lose the train!"</p> + +<p>The enamoured couple were soon seated beside each other, and whirling +away to Providence. The lady said little, but sat with downcast head +and veiled face, apparently overwhelmed with confusion at the step she +had taken. But it was enough for young Dovekin to know she was beside +him, and he poured forth an unbroken stream of delicious nonsense, +till the train arrived at its destination.</p> + +<p>In the station house the lady lifted her veil. Horror and confusion! +It was the aunt! The obliging young man had delivered the wrong +letter.</p> + +<p>"Yes, sir," said Miss Brown, "I am the person whom you qualified, in +your letter intended for my niece, as a 'hateful hag, in whose eyes +you were throwing dust'. What do you say to that, sir?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Say!" replied the disconsolate Dovekin. "It's no use to say any +thing; for it is my settled purpose to spring over the parapet of the +railroad bridge and seek oblivion in a watery grave. But first, if I +could find that obliging young man, I'd be the death of him."</p> + +<p>"No you wouldn't," said the voice of that interesting individual, as +he made his appearance with a lady on his arm. "Here she is—take +her—be happy. After I'd given the notes, mind misgave me—went back +to the house—found the aunt gone—niece in tears—followed +after—same train—last car—here she is!"</p> + +<p>"I hope this will be a lesson," said Dovekin.</p> + +<p>"So it is. Henceforth, I shall mind my own business; for every thing +I've undertaken lately, on other folks' account, has gone amiss. Come, +aunty, give your blessing—let 'em go. Train ready—I'm off—best of +wishes—good by. Cars ready for Boston and way stations!—all aboard."</p> + +<p>The aunt gave her blessing; and this was the last that any of the +party saw of the <i>Obliging Young Man</i>.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="EULALIE_LASALLE" id="EULALIE_LASALLE"></a>EULALIE LASALLE.</h2> + +<h3>A STORY OF THE REIGN OF TERROR.</h3> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">O, what was love made for if 'twas not for this,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">The same amidst sorrow, and transport, and bliss?<br /></span> +</div></div><p class="sig"> +<span class="smcap">Moore.</span> +</p> + + +<p>The fanaticism of the French revolutionists had reached its height; +the excitable population, intoxicated with power, and maddened by the +vague dread of the retribution of despair, goaded on by profligate, +ferocious, or insane leaders, was plunging into the most revolting and +sanguinary excesses. The son of St. Louis had ascended to heaven, the +beautiful and unfortunate Marie Antoinette had laid her head upon the +block, the baby heir of the throne of the Capets was languishing in +the hands of his keepers, and the Girondists, the true friends of +republican liberty, were silenced by exile or the scaffold. In short, +the Reign of Terror, the memorable sway of Robespierre, hung like a +funeral pall upon the land which was fast becoming a vast cemetery. +The provincial towns, faithful echoes of the central capital, were +repeating the theme of horror with a thousand variations. Each +considerable city had its guillotine, and where that instrument of +punishment was wanting, the fusillade or the mitraille supplied its +place.</p> + +<p>At this crisis, Eugene Beauvallon, a young merchant of Toulouse, +presented himself one morning in the drawing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</a></span> room of Mademoiselle +Eulalie Lasalle, an orphan girl of great beauty and accomplishment, to +whom he had long been betrothed, and whom he would ere this have +married but for the political troubles of the period. Eulalie was a +graceful creature, slenderly and symmetrically formed, with soft blue +eyes, and an exceedingly gentle expression, which was indicative of +her character. She seemed too fair and fragile to buffet with the +storms of life, and ill fitted to endure its troubles, created to be +the idol of a drawing room, the fairy queen of a boudoir.</p> + +<p>Eugene was a handsome, manly fellow, of great energy and character. +The revolution surprised him in the act of making a fortune; the +whirlwind had stripped him of most of his property, but had yet left +him liberty and life. He had contrived to avoid rendering himself +obnoxious to the sansculottes without securing their confidence. The +tri-colored cockade which he wore in his hat shielded him from the +fatal epithet of aristocrat—a certain passport to the guillotine.</p> + +<p>Beauvallon then seated himself beside Eulalie, who was struck with the +radiant expression of his countenance, and begged to know the reason +of his joyous excitement.</p> + +<p>"I have good news to tell you," he said, gayly; "but we are not +alone," he added, stopping short, as his eyes rested on the sinister +face of an old woman, humbly attired, who was busily engaged in +knitting, not far from the lovers.</p> + +<p>"O, don't mind poor old Mannette," said Eulalie. "The poor old +creature is past hearing thunder. It is a woman, Eugene, I rescued +from absolute starvation, and she is so grateful, and seems so +desirous of doing something to render herself useful, that I am +mortified almost at her sense of the obligation."</p> + +<p>"I hope she has not supplanted your pretty <i>femme de chambre</i>, Julie, +of whom you threatened to be jealous. My admiration, I hope, has not +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</a></span> +cost the girl her place."</p> + +<p>"O, dear, no! I couldn't part with Julie!" replied Eulalie, laughing +gayly. "But come, you must not tantalize me—what has occurred to make +you so gay, at a time when every true Frenchman wears a face of +mourning?"</p> + +<p>"The Marquis de Montmorenci is at liberty."</p> + +<p>"At liberty? How happened it that the Revolutionary Tribunal acquitted +him?"</p> + +<p>"Acquitted him! Eulalie, does the tiger that has once tasted the blood +of his prey permit him to escape? Is Robespierre more lenient than the +beast of prey? No, Eulalie, he escaped by the aid of a true friend. He +fled from Paris, reached Toulouse, and found shelter under my roof!"</p> + +<p>The cheek of Eulalie turned ashy pale. "Under your roof!" she +faltered. "Do you know the penalty of sheltering a fugitive from +justice?"</p> + +<p>"It is death upon the scaffold," answered the young merchant, calmly. +"But better that a thousand times than the sin of ingratitude; the sin +of turning a deaf ear to the claims of humanity."</p> + +<p>"My own noble Eugene!" exclaimed the young girl, enthusiastically, +pressing her lover's hand. "Every day increases my love, my respect +for you, and my sense of my own unworthiness. But you will never have +to blush for the inferiority of your wife."</p> + +<p>"What do you mean, dearest?" inquired Eugene, with alarm.</p> + +<p>"This is no time for marriage," said Eulalie, sadly. "Images of death +and violence meet our eyes whichever way they turn. We were born, +Eugene, in melancholy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</a></span> times, and our loves are misplaced. We shall +meet hereafter; on this earth, I fear, our destinies will never be +united."</p> + +<p>"Prophetess of evil!" said Beauvallon, gayly. "Your rosy lips belie +your gloomy augury. No, Eulalie, this dark cloud cannot forever +overshadow the land—even now I think I can see glimpses of the blue +sky. <i>Le bon temps viendra</i>,—the good time is coming,—and then, +Eulalie, be sure that I will claim your promised hand."</p> + +<p>The conversation of the lovers had been so animated and interesting +that they did not notice the moment when old Mannette had glided like +a spectre from the apartment.</p> + +<p>Beauvallon lingered a while,—"parting is such sweet sorrow,"—and +finally reluctantly tore himself from the presence of Eulalie, +promising to see her again on the ensuing day, and let her know +whatever had transpired in the interim.</p> + +<p>As he approached the street in which his store and house were +situated, he heard the confused murmur of a multitude, and soon +perceived, on turning the corner, that a very large crowd was +collected outside his door. There were men and women—many of the +former armed with pikes and sabres—the latter, the refuse of the +populace, who appeared like birds of evil omen at every scene of +violence and tumult.</p> + +<p>A hundred voices called out his name as he approached, and menacing +gestures were addressed to him by the multitude.</p> + +<p>"Citizens," said the merchant, "what is the meaning of all this?"</p> + +<p>"You shall know, traitor," shrieked a palsied hag of eighty, whose +lurid eyes had already gloated on every public execution that had +taken place in Toulouse. "Here is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</a></span> Citizen Dumart of the revolutionary +committee—ah, <i>he</i> is a true friend of the people—he is no +aristocrat in disguise! <i>Vive le Citoyen Dumart!</i>"</p> + +<p>"Long live Citizen Dumart! Down with the aristocrats!" shouted a +hundred voices.</p> + +<p>The Citizen Dumart was a sallow-faced man, dressed in rusty black, +wearing an enormous tri-colored cockade in his three-cornered hat, +with a sash of the same color girt around his waist. His bloodshot +eyes expressed a mixture of cowardice with ferocity. He was flanked by +a couple of pikemen as hideous as the Afrites of Eastern romance.</p> + +<p>"Citizen Beauvallon," said he, in a voice whose tremor betrayed his +native timidity, "I arrest you in the name of the revolutionary +committee of Toulouse. Citizen Beauvallon, it is useless to resist the +authority of the representatives of the people; if you have any +concealed weapons about you, I advise you to surrender them. You see I +stand here protected by the arms of the people."</p> + +<p>"I have no weapons," replied Beauvallon. "I have no sinister designs. +I know not why I am arrested. Acquaint me with the charge, and +confront me with my accusers."</p> + +<p>"Seize upon the prisoner!" cried Dumart to his satellites. And he +breathed freer when he saw the merchant in the gripe of two muscular +ruffians, whose iron hands compressed his wrists as if they were +manacles.</p> + +<p>"Away with him!" screamed the hag who had spoken before. "Away with +him to the revolutionary committee! Down with the aristocrats!"</p> + +<p>Followed by the imprecations of the crowd, Beauvallon was conducted to +the town house, and in a very few moments was placed at the bar of the +revolutionary committee<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</a></span>—a body invested with the power of life and +death. On his way thither he had found means to speak a word to an +acquaintance in the crowd, and to beg him to inform Eulalie of what +had happened.</p> + +<p>So soon as he had heard the accusation read, and knew that he was +charged with the crime of aiding the Marquis de Montmorenci, a +fugitive from justice, he felt that his situation was indeed critical; +but mingled with his astonishment and dread was a curiosity to learn +whence his denunciation could have proceeded—who could have lodged +the information against him. He was not long kept in suspense, for the +witness brought on the stand to confront him was no other than +Mannette, the supposed deaf servant of Eulalie Lasalle, who had +overheard his confession of the morning, and hastened to denounce him. +Though his sentence was not immediately pronounced, and the decision +of his case was deferred till the next day, Beauvallon felt that his +doom was sealed.</p> + +<p>He was conveyed to a house in the vicinity of the town hall for +confinement, as the prisons were all overstocked. His jailer was a man +whom the merchant had formerly befriended, and whose heart was not +inaccessible to emotions of pity, though he was above bribery, and +evidently determined to execute his duty to the letter.</p> + +<p>"I have a favor to ask of you, my friend," said the prisoner, slipping +a golden louis into his hand.</p> + +<p>"If it is one that I can grant without violating my duty," replied the +jailer, returning the money to Beauvallon, "I will do so for the sake +of old times, but not for gold."</p> + +<p>Beauvallon explained that he wished to send a note to Mlle. Lasalle, +requesting her to visit him in prison—an interview which would +probably be their last, and the jailer<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</a></span> undertook readily to see the +missive delivered, and to permit the visit. The note having been +despatched, Beauvallon sat down to wait for the arrival of his +mistress.</p> + +<p>The sad hours passed away,—but though he learned from the jailer that +his errand had been performed, no Eulalie made her appearance.</p> + +<p>"She forsakes me!" he muttered bitterly. "The wounded deer is +abandoned by the herd, and an unfortunate man is shunned by his +fellows. Well, the dream was pleasant while it lasted—the regret of +awakening can scarce be tedious—a few hours, and all the incidents of +this transitory life will be forgotten. But Eulalie—whom I loved +better than my life itself—it is hard to die without one word from +thee."</p> + +<p>When on the following day Beauvallon was again taken before the +revolutionary committee, he looked anxiously around the court room to +see if he could discover the face of Eulalie among the spectators, +many of whom were women. But he was disappointed. Her absence +convinced him that she had abandoned him, and wholly absorbed by this +reflection, he paid no attention to the formula of his trial. He was +condemned to death, the sentence to be executed on the following day.</p> + +<p>"Mr. President," said he, rising, "I thank you, and I have merely one +favor to ask. Anticipate the time of punishment—let it be to-day +instead of to-morrow—let me go hence to the scaffold."</p> + +<p>"Your request is reasonable," replied the president, in a bland voice, +"and if circumstances permitted, it would afford me the greatest +pleasure to grant it. But the guillotine requires repair, and will not +be in a condition to perform its functions until to-morrow, at which +time, Citi<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[139]</a></span>zen Beauvallon, at the hour of ten, A.M., you will have +ceased to exist. Good night, and pleasant dreams!"</p> + +<p>This sally was received with roars of applause, and the unhappy +prisoner was reconducted to the place of confinement.</p> + +<p>That night was a sleepless one. Beauvallon's arrest, his speedy trial +and condemnation, the desertion of Eulalie, had followed each other +with such stunning rapidity, that, until now, he had hardly time to +reflect upon the dismal chain of circumstances—now they pressed upon +his attention, and crowded his mind to overflowing. At midnight, as he +lay tossing on his bed, upon which he had thrown himself without +undressing, he thought he heard a confused noise in the apartment of +the next house adjoining his. The noise increased. He placed his hand +upon the wall, and felt it jar under successive shocks. Suddenly a +current of air blew in upon him, and at the same time a faint ray of +light streamed through an opening in the partition.</p> + +<p>"Courage!" said a soft voice. "The opening enlarges. Now, Julie!"</p> + +<p>Julie! Beauvallon was sure he heard the name, and yet uncertain +whether or not he was dreaming.</p> + +<p>"Julie!" he exclaimed, cautiously.</p> + +<p>"Yes, monsieur—it is Julie—sure enough," answered a pleasant voice.</p> + +<p>"Then you, at least, have not forgotten me."</p> + +<p>"No one who has once known you can ever forget you. Courage! you will +soon be free. Aid us if you can."</p> + +<p>"Then you are not alone?"</p> + +<p>"Have patience, and you will see."</p> + +<p>His own exertions, added to those of his friends without, soon enabled +the prisoner to force his way into the next house; but there +disappointment awaited him. Two<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</a></span> soldiers in the uniform of the +<i>gensdarmerie</i> stood before him.</p> + +<p>"<i>On ne passe par ici</i>,—you can't pass here,"—said one.</p> + +<p>"What cruel mockery is this?" cried Beauvallon. "Is it not enough that +I am condemned to death, but you must subject me to an atrocious +pleasantry? This is refinement of cruelty."</p> + +<p>"It seems that our disguise is perfect, Julie," said the soldier who +had not yet spoken. "Eugene does not know his best friends."</p> + +<p>In an instant the speaker was folded in the arms of Beauvallon. It was +Eulalie herself, as bewitchingly beautiful in her uniform as in the +habiliments of her sex. She hurriedly explained that the moment she +heard of Eugene's arrest, she prepared to meet the worst contingency. +She had already converted her money into cash. Learning the place of +his imprisonment, she had hired, through the agency of another person, +the adjoining house, which happened to be unoccupied. The task of +making an aperture in the partition was an easy one—the difficulty of +passing through the city was greater. The idea of military disguises +then occurred. Julie and herself had already equipped themselves, and +they were provided with a uniform for Beauvallon.</p> + +<p>Secured by this costume, the three fugitives ventured forth. In the +great square of the city, workmen were busily employed in repairing +the hideous engine of death, and Beauvallon passed, not without a +shudder, beneath the very shadow of the guillotine, to which he had +been doomed.</p> + +<p>Seated on the cold ground, beneath the fatal apparatus, was an old +woman muttering to herself.</p> + +<p>"Good evening, citizens," said she. "We shall have a fine day for the +show to-morrow. Look how the bonny<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[141]</a></span> stars are winking and blinking on +the gay knife blade they've been sharpening. It will be darker and +redder when the clock strikes ten again. Down with the aristocrats!"</p> + +<p>The fugitives needed no more to quicken their steps. They reached the +frontiers in safety, and beyond the Rhine, in the hospitable land of +Germany, the lovers were united; nor did they return to France till +the star of Robespierre had set in blood, and the master mind of +Napoleon had placed its impress on the destinies of France. </p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[142]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_OLD_CITY_PUMP" id="THE_OLD_CITY_PUMP"></a>THE OLD CITY PUMP.</h2> + + +<p>Many evenings since, we were passing up State Street late at night. +State Street at midnight is a very different affair from State Street +at high noon. The shadows of the tall buildings fall on a deserted +thoroughfare; save where, here and there, a spectral bank watchman +keeps ward over the granite sepulchres of golden eagles, and the +flimsier representatives of wealth. The bulls and bears have retired +to their dens, and East India merchants are invisible. Newsboys are +nowhere, and every sound has died away. There stands the Old State +House, peculiar and picturesque, rising with a look of other days, a +relic of past time, against the deep blue sky, or webbing the full +moon with the delicate tracery of its slender spars and signal +halliards. And there stands—no! there stood the old Town Pump. But it +is no more—<i>Ilium fuit</i> was written on its forehead—it has been +reformed out of office, its occupation has gone, its handle has been +amputated, its body has been dissected, and there is nothing of it +left.</p> + +<p>Yet on the evening to which we alluded in the beginning, the old pump +was there, and crossing over from the Merchants Bank, we leaned +against its handle, as one leans against the arm of an old friend, in +a musing, idle mood. Presently we heard a gurgling sound and confused +murmurs issuing from its lips—"like airy tongues that syllable men's +names." Anon these murmurs shaped themselves<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[143]</a></span> into distinct +articulations, and as we listened, wonderingly, the old pump spoke:—</p> + +<p>"Past twelve o'clock, and a moonlight night. All well, as I'm a pump. +Nobody breaking into banks, and nobody kicking up rows—watchmen fast +asleep, and every body quiet. But I can't sleep. No! the city +government has murdered sleep! There's something heavy on my buckets, +and I fear me, I'm a gone sucker! They thought I couldn't find out +what they were up to—the municipal government—but I'm a deep one, +and I know every thing that's going for'ard. What a jolly go, to be +sure! They told me Mayor Bigelow hated proscription—but I knew it was +gammon! He must follow the fashion, and Cochituate is all the go. +There ain't no pumps now—it's all fountain! Pump water is full of +animalculæ, and straddle bugs don't exist in pond water—of course +not. Nobody ever see young pollywogs and snapping turtles floating +down stream in fly-time. Certainly not! I'm getting old—of course I +am; that's the talk! I've been in office too long. Well, well, I know +I'm rather asthmatic and phthisicky—but nobody ever knowed me to +suck, even in the driest time. These living waters have welled up even +from the time when the salt sea was divided from the land, and the +rocks were cloven by the hand of Omnipotence, and the sweet spring +came bursting upward from the fragrant earth, and light and flowers +came together to welcome the birthday of the glad and glorious gift. +Here, many a century back, the giant mastodon trod the earth into deep +hollows, as he moved upon his sounding path. Then came another time. +In the hollow of the three hills, the Indian raised his bark wigwam, +and the smoke of his council fire curled up like a mist-wreath in the +forest. Here the red man filled the wild gourd cup when he returned +weary from the chase or the skirmish. And here,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[144]</a></span> too, the Indian +maiden smoothed her dark locks, and her lustrous, laughing eyes gazed +upon the image of her own dusky beauty, mirrored on the surface of the +wave. By and by the red man ceased to drink of my unfailing rill. +Beings with pale faces came to me to quench their thirst; bearded lips +were moistened with my diamond drops; and I looked up upon iron +corselet and steel hauberk, and faces harder than either. But the old +Puritans gave me form and substance—a 'local habitation and a name.' +The spirit of the fountain was wedded to its present tabernacle. The +dwellings of men sprang up around me in the place of the departing +forest. I gave them all a cheerful welcome. If the colonists worked +hard, I worked harder yet. I filled their pails and cups, and revived +their failing hearts, and cheered their unremitting labors. They +called me their friend. The pretty girls smiled upon me, as, under +pretence of levying contributions on my treasures, they chatted with +young men who gathered at my side. Then came a sterner period. I heard +no more love tales—no more idle gossip. Men stood here, and spoke of +deep wrong, of tyranny, of trampled rights, of resistance, of liberty! +That was a word I had not heard since the red man drank of my +unfettered tide. One night, there was a great gathering here. There +were men and boys, a multitude. There was much angry talk and much +confusion. Then I heard the roll of the drum and the regular tramp of +an armed force. A band of British soldiers, all resplendent with +scarlet, and gold, and burnished muskets that glittered in the +moonbeams, were formed into line at the command of an officer, and +confronted the dark array of citizens. Then came an angry +discussion—orders on the part of the commander for the multitude to +disperse, which were unheeded or disobeyed. Then that line of +glittering tubes was levelled.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[145]</a></span> I heard the fatal word "fire!" the +flame leaped from the muzzles of the muskets, and the volley crashed +and echoed in the street. Blood flowed upon the pavement—the blood of +citizens mingled with my waters, and I was the witness of a fearful +tragedy. In after times, I heard it named the Boston Massacre. Since +then, I have seen hours of sunshine and triumph, of fun and frolic, of +anger and rejoicing. My waters have laved the dust that it might not +soil the uniform of Washington as he rode past on his snow-white +charger, amid the acclamations of the multitude. I have seen Hull and +his tars pass up the street, bearing the stripes and stars in triumph +from the war of the ocean. I have heard long-winded orators spout over +my head in emulation of my craft, "in one weak, washy, everlasting +flood." I have seen many a military, many a civic pageant. The last I +witnessed was, as Dick Swiveller remarks, a 'stifler.' It was that +confounded Water Celebration. Republics <i>is</i> ungrateful. I was +forgotten on that occasion. Nobody drank at the old city pump. People +sat on my head and stood on my nose, just as if I had no feelings. I +heard a young lady in the gallery overhead say, 'Well, that horrid old +pump will soon be out of the way now.' And a city father answered her, +'Of course.' It was a workin' then—treason and fate, and all them +things. I knew they were going to 'put me out of my misery,' as the +saying goes. I'm getting superannuated—I heard 'em say so. Sometimes +an office boy tastes a drop, and then turns up his nose,—as if it +wasn't pug enough before,—and says, 'What horrid stuff! the +Cochituate for my money!' General Washington's canteen was filled +here—and he said, 'Delicious!' when he raised it to his lips. But he +was no judge, of course not. Time was when I wasn't slow but I'm not +fast enough for this gen<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</a></span>eration. When folks write letters with +lightning, and sail ships with tea-kettles, pumps can't come it over +'em. Well, well, I'll hold out to the last—I'll make 'em carry me off +and bury me decently at the city's expense, and perhaps some kind old +friend will write my epitaph."</p> + +<p>The old pump was mute—the speech was ended—its "song had died into +an echo." We passed on mournful and thoughtful. Republics are +ungrateful—old friends are forgotten with a change of fashion, and +there is a period to the greatness of town pumps as well as the glory +of individuals.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_TWO_PORTRAITS" id="THE_TWO_PORTRAITS"></a>THE TWO PORTRAITS.</h2> + + +<p>"Beautiful! beautiful!" exclaimed Ernest Lavalle, as, throwing himself +back in his chair, he contemplated, with eyes half shut, a lovely +countenance that smiled on him from a canvas, to which he had just +added a few hesitating touches. It was but a sketch—little more than +outline and dead coloring, and a misty haze seemed spread over the +face, so that it looked vision-like and intangible. The young +painter's exclamation was not addressed to his workmanship—he was not +even looking at that faint image; but, through its medium, was gazing +on lineaments as rare and fascinating as ever floated through a poet's +or an artist's dream. Deep, lustrous blue eyes, in whose depth +sincerity and feeling lay crystallized; features as regular as those +of a Grecian statue; a lip melting, ripe, and dewy, half concealing, +half revealing, a line of pearls; soft brown hair, descending in waves +upon a neck and shoulders of satin surface and Parian firmness. Such +were some of the external traits of loveliness belonging to</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"A creature not too bright and good<br /></span> +<span class="i0">For human nature's daily food,"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>who had completely actualized the ideal of the young Parisian artist, +into whose studio we have introduced our readers. The fair original, +whose portrait is before us, was Rose d'Amour, a beautiful actress of +one of the metropoli<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</a></span>tan theatres, who had just made her debut with +distinguished success. There was quite a romance in her history. Of +unknown parents, she had commenced her career—like the celebrated +Rachel—as a street singer, and was looking forward to no more +brilliant future, when her beauty, genius, and purity of character +attracted the attention of a distinguished newspaper editor, by whose +benevolent generosity she was enabled to prepare herself for the +stage, by two or three years of assiduous study. The success of his +protégée more than repaid the kind patron for his exertions and +expenditure.</p> + +<p>A word of Ernest Lavalle, and it shall suffice. He was the son of a +humble vine dresser in one of the agricultural departments of France. +His talent for drawing, early manifested, attracted the notice of his +parish priest, whose earnest representations induced his father to +send the boy to Paris, and give him the advantages afforded by the +capital for students of art. In the great city, Ernest allowed none of +the attractions, by which he was surrounded, to divert him from the +assiduous pursuit of his beloved art. His mornings were passed in the +gallery of the Louvre, his afternoons in private study, and his +evenings at the academy, where he drew from casts and the living +model. The only relaxation he permitted himself, was an occasional +excursion in the picturesque environs of the French capital; and he +always took his sketch book with him, thus making even his pleasure +subservient to his studies. Two prizes obtained, for a drawing and a +picture, secured for him the patronage of the academy, at whose +expense he was sent to Italy, to pursue his studies in the famous +galleries of Rome and Florence. He returned with a mind imbued with +the beauty and majesty of the works of those great masters, whose +glory will outlive the canvas and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</a></span> marble which achieved it, +determined to win for himself a niche in the temple of Fame, or perish +in his laborious efforts to obtain it. At this time he was in his +twenty-second year. A vigorous constitution was his heritage; and his +rounded cheek glowed with the warm color of health. His strictly +classical features were enhanced by the luxuriance of his hair, which +he wore flowing in its native curls, while his full beard and mustache +relieved his face from the charge of effeminacy.</p> + +<p>Ernest was yet engaged in the contemplation of the unfinished work—or +rather in dreaming of the bright original—when a light tap was heard +at his door. He opened it eagerly, and his poor studio was suddenly +illuminated, as it were, by the radiant apparition of Rose d'Amour. +She was dressed with a charming simplicity, which well became a sylph +like form, that required no adventitious aid from art.</p> + +<p>"Good morning, Monsieur Lavalle!" said the beautiful actress, +cheerfully, as she dropped gracefully into the <i>fauteuil</i> prepared for +her reception. "You find me in the best possible humor to-day, thanks +to this bright morning sun, and to the success of last night. <i>Mon +Dieu!</i> so many bouquets! you can't think! Really, the life of an +<i>artiste</i> begins to be amusing. Don't you find it so, as a painter?"</p> + +<p>"I confess to you, mademoiselle, I have my moments of despondency."</p> + +<p>"With your fine talent! Think better of yourself. I hope, at least, +that I have not been so unlucky as to surprise you in one of those +inopportune moments."</p> + +<p>"Ah, mademoiselle," said the painter, "if it were so, one of your +smiles would dispel the cloud in a moment."</p> + +<p>"Really!" replied the actress, gayly. "Are you quite sure there is no +flattery in the remark? I am aware that flattery is an essential part +of an artist's profession."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Not of a true artist's," replied Ernest. "The aim and end of all art +is truth; and he who forgets it is untrue to his high mission."</p> + +<p>"True," said the lady. "Well, then, <i>faites votre possible</i>—as +Napoleon said to his friend David—for I am anxious that this portrait +shall be a <i>chef-d'œuvre</i>. I design it for a present."</p> + +<p>"With such a subject before me," replied the painter "I could not +labor more conscientiously, if the picture were designed for myself."</p> + +<p>The sitting passed away rapidly, for the artist; and he was surprised +when the lady, after consulting her watch, rose hastily, and +exclaimed, "That odious rehearsal! I must leave you—but you ought to +be satisfied, for I have given you two hours of my valuable time. +Adieu, then, until to-morrow."</p> + +<p>With a smile that seemed natural to her, the beautiful girl vanished, +taking with her half the sunshine of the room.</p> + +<p>The painter continued his labor of love. Indeed, so absorbed was he in +his employment, that he did not notice the entrance of a visitor, +until he felt a light tap on his shoulder, accompanied by the words,—</p> + +<p>"Bravo, <i>mon cher</i>! You are getting on famously. That is Rose +herself—as radiant as she appears on the stage, when the focus of a +<i>lorgnette</i> has excluded all the stupid and <i>ennuyantes</i> figures that +surround her."</p> + +<p>The speaker was Sir Frederic Stanley, an English baronet, now some +months in Paris, where he had plunged into all the gayeties of the +season. He was a handsome man, of middle age, whose features bore the +impress of dissipation.</p> + +<p>"You know the original, then?" asked the painter, somewhat coldly.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Know her! My dear fellow, I don't know any body else, as the Yankees +say. Why, I have the entry of the <i>Gaité</i>, and pass all my evenings +behind the scenes. I flatter myself—but no matter. I have taken a +fancy to that picture: what do you say to a hundred louis for it?"</p> + +<p>"It is not for me to dispose of it."</p> + +<p>"You have succeeded so well, you wish to keep it for yourself—eh? +Double the price, and let me have it!"</p> + +<p>"Impossible, Sir Frederic. It is painted for Mlle. d'Amour herself, +and she designs it for a present."</p> + +<p>"Say no more," said the baronet, with a self-satisfied smile. "I think +I could name the happy individual."</p> + +<p>Ernest would not gratify his visitor by a question, and the latter, +finding the artist reserved and <i>distrait</i>, suddenly recollected the +races at Chantilly, and took his leave.</p> + +<p>"Can it be possible," thought the painter, "that Rose has suffered her +affections to repose on that conceited, purse-proud, elderly +Englishman? O, woman! woman! how readily you barter the wealth of your +heart for a handful of gold!"</p> + +<p>Another tap at the door—another visitor! Really, Lavalle must be +getting famous! This time it is a lady—a lady of surpassing +loveliness—one of those well-preserved Englishwomen, who, at forty, +are as attractive as at twenty. This lady was tall and stately, with +elegant manners, and perhaps a thought of sadness in her expression. +She gazed long and earnestly upon the portrait of Rose d'Amour.</p> + +<p>"It is a beautiful face!" she said, at length. "And one that +indicates, I should think, goodness of heart."</p> + +<p>"She is an angel!" said the painter.</p> + +<p>"You speak warmly, sir," said the lady, with a sad smile.</p> + +<p>Ernest blushed, for he feared that he had betrayed his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</a></span> secret. The +lady did not appear to notice his embarrassment, and passed to the +occasion of her visit, which was to engage the young artist to paint +her portrait—a task which he readily undertook, for he was pleased +with, and interested in, his fair patroness. The picture was +immediately commenced, and an hour fixed for a second sitting, on the +next day. It was on that occasion that the fair unknown encountered +the actress, and they retired in company.</p> + +<p>The two portraits were finished at the same time, and reflected the +greatest credit upon the artist. They were varnished, framed, and paid +for, but the painter had received no orders for their final +disposition, when, one morning, he was waited on by the two ladies, +who informed him that they should call upon him the following day, +when the two portraits would be presented, in his study, to the +persons for whom they were designed. The artist was enjoined to place +them on two separate easels,—that of the actress to stand nearest the +door of the studio, and both to be concealed by a curtain until the +ladies should give the signal for their exposure. The portrait of the +English lady, we will here remark, had, by her request, been hitherto +seen only by the artist. There was a mystery in this arrangement, +which piqued, excessively, the curiosity of the painter, and he was +anxious to witness the <i>denouement</i>.</p> + +<p>The next day, at eleven o'clock, every thing was in readiness, and the +painter awaited the solution of the mystery.</p> + +<p>The first person who presented himself was Sir Frederic Stanley. He +was very radiant.</p> + +<p>"Congratulate me, <i>mon cher</i>," said he. "Read that."</p> + +<p>Ernest took an open note from his hand, and read as follows:—</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</a></span></p><div class="blockquot"><p>"Be at the studio of Ernest Lavalle, to-morrow, at eleven. +You will there receive a present, which, if there be any +truth in man's vows, will certainly delight you. </p></div> + +<p class="sig1"> +"Rose." +</p> + +<p>The astonishment and disappointment of Ernest was at its height, when +his door opened, and the actress entered, followed by a female, +closely veiled.</p> + +<p>"You are true to your appointment, Sir Frederic," said the actress, +gayly, "and your punctuality shall be rewarded."</p> + +<p>She advanced to the farther easel, and, lifting the curtain, disclosed +the features of the English lady.</p> + +<p>"This is for you!" she said, laughing.</p> + +<p>"My wife! by all that's wonderful!" exclaimed the baronet.</p> + +<p>"Accompanied by the original!" said Lady Stanley, as she unveiled and +advanced. "Sir Frederic! Sir Frederic! when you were amusing yourself, +by paying unmeaning attentions to this young lady, I am afraid you +forgot to tell her that you had a wife in England."</p> + +<p>"I thought it unnecessary," stammered the baronet.</p> + +<p>"How could you disturb the peace of mind of a young girl, when you +knew you could not requite her affection?" continued Lady Stanley.</p> + +<p>"It was only a flirtation, to pass the time," said Sir Frederic; "but +I acknowledge it was culpable. My dear Emeline, I thank you for your +present. I shall ever cherish it as my dearest possession—next to +yourself."</p> + +<p>"For you, sir," said the beautiful actress, turning to Ernest, "I +cannot think of depriving you of your best effort. Take the portrait. +I wish the subject were worthier." And she withdrew the curtain from +her picture.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I am ungrateful," said Ernest, in a low and tremulous tone. "Much as +I prize the picture, I can never be happy without the original."</p> + +<p>"Is it so?" replied the actress, in the same low tone of emotion; +then, placing her hand timidly in his, she added, "The original is +yours!"</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="UNCLE_OBED" id="UNCLE_OBED"></a>UNCLE OBED.</h2> + +<h3>A FULL LENGTH PORTRAIT IN PEN AND INK.</h3> + + +<p>Uncle Obed—we omit his family name for various reasons—lived away +down east, in a small but flourishing village, where he occupied a +snug house, and what with a little farming, a little fishing, a little +hunting, and a little trading, contrived, not only to make both ends +meet at the expiration of each year, but accumulated quite a little +property.</p> + +<p>In personal appearance he was small, but muscular and wiry. He was far +from handsome; a pug nose, set between a pair of gooseberry eyes, a +long, straight mouth, a head of hair in which sandy red and iron gray +were mixed together, did not give him a very fascinating aspect. He +rarely smiled, but when he did, his smile was expressive of the +deepest cunning.</p> + +<p>Uncle Obed had one grievous fault—an unhappy propensity for acquiring +the property of others—"a natural proclivity," as General Pillow +says, to stealing. The Spartans thought there was no harm in +stealing—in fact that it was rather meritorious than otherwise, +providing that it was never found out; and both in theory and +practice, Uncle Obed was a thorough Spartan. A few of his exploits in +this way will serve to show his extraordinary 'cuteness.</p> + +<p>A neighbor of his had a black heifer with a white face,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</a></span> which +occasionally made irruptions into Uncle Obed's pasturage. One evening, +Obed made a seizure of her, and tied her up in his barn. He then went +to the owner of the animal.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Stagg," said he, "there's been a cantankerous heifer a breaking +into my lot, and I've been a lookin' for her, and I've cotched her at +last."</p> + +<p>"Well," said the unconscious Mr. Stagg, "I 'spose you're going to +drive her to the pound."</p> + +<p>"No, I ain't," answered Uncle Obed, with the smile we have alluded to, +"I know a trick worth two of that. I'm going to kill her; and if you +won't say nothing to nobody, but'll come up to-night and help me, you +shall hev the horns and hide for your trouble."</p> + +<p>"Done," said Mr. Stagg. "I'll come."</p> + +<p>In the mean time, Uncle Obed took a pot of black paint, and covered +the white face of the heifer, so as to prevent recognition. The +neighbor came up at night, and helped despatch his own "critter," +receiving the horns and hide for his pay, and laughing with Obed to +think how cleverly the owner had been "done."</p> + +<p>The next day he missed his heifer, and called on Obed to ask if he had +seen her.</p> + +<p>"I hain't seen her to-day," replied Uncle Obed, "but if you'll go to +the tannery, where you sold that hide, and 'll just take the trouble +to overhaul it, Mr. Stagg, prehaps you'll find out where your heifer +is."</p> + +<p><i>Pre</i>haps he did.</p> + +<p>On another occasion Uncle Obed appropriated—we scorn to charge him +with stealing—a cow which had had the misfortune to lose her tail. +Stepping into a tannery, he cut off a tail, and sewed it on to the +fragment which yet<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</a></span> decorated the hind quarters of the stolen animal. +He then drove her along towards the next market, and having to cross a +ferry, had just got on board the boat with his booty, when down came +the owner of the missing cow, "bloody with spurring, fiery red with +haste," and took passage on the same boat.</p> + +<p>He eyed his cow very sharply, while Uncle Obed stood quietly by, +watching the result of the investigation.</p> + +<p>"That's a pretty good cow, ain't it?" said Uncle Obed.</p> + +<p>"Yes," replied the owner, "and if her tail was cut off, I could swear +it was mine."</p> + +<p>Uncle Obed quietly took his knife out of his pocket, and cutting the +tail short off <i>above</i> where the false one was joined on, threw it +into the river.</p> + +<p>"Now, neighbor," said he, triumphantly, "can you swear that's your +cow?"</p> + +<p>"Of course not," said the owner. "But they look very much alike."</p> + +<p>After stealing something or other, we forget what, Uncle Obed was +observed, and the sheriff was sent in pursuit of him, in hot haste, +mounted on a fine and very fast horse. After a hard run, Uncle Obed +halted at the edge of a rough piece of ground, pulled off his coat, +and pulled down about a rod of stone wall, then quietly went to work +building it up again, as if that was his regular occupation.</p> + +<p>Presently the sheriff came riding up on the spur, and reining in, +asked Obed if he had seen a fellow running for his life.</p> + +<p>"Yes," said Obed, "I see him jest now streakin' it like a quarter hoss +in <i>that</i> direction," pointing off. "But he was pretty nigh blown, and +I 'xpect you can catch him in about two minnits."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Well, just hold my horse," said the sheriff, "and I'll overhaul him."</p> + +<p>The sheriff scrambled over the stones and through the bushes in the +direction indicated, and the moment he was out of sight, Uncle Obed +jumped on the horse and rode off at the top of his speed. He rode his +prize to a town a good ways off, and sold the horse for a hundred and +fifty dollars.</p> + +<p>For some similar exploit, he was arrested and committed to jail in +Essex county, to await his trial. But the prison being then in a +process of repair, Uncle Obed, with other victims of the law, was +incarcerated in the fort in Salem harbor. He made his escape, however, +by crawling through the sewer, as Jack Sheppard did from Newgate +prison. The sentinel on duty saw a mass of seaweed floating on the +surface of the water. Now, this was nothing extraordinary, but it +<i>was</i> extraordinary for seaweed to float <i>against</i> the tide. Uncle +Obed's head was in that floating mass. He was hailed and ordered to +swim back. He made no answer. A volley of musketry was discharged at +him, but no boat being very handy, he got off and made his escape, +very much after the manner of Rob Roy at the ford of Avondow.</p> + +<p>Uncle Obed had a famous black Newfoundland dog, worth from sixty to +eighty dollars. When hard up, he used to take the dog about fifty or a +hundred miles from home, where he was unknown, and sell him. No matter +what the distance was, the dog always came back to his old master, who +realized several hundred dollars by the repeated sales of him.</p> + +<p>Such were a few of the exploits of this departed worthy, actually +vouched for by contemporaries. His passion for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</a></span> stealing was +undoubtedly a monomania, for he was known in many cases to make +voluntary restitution of articles that he had purloined, and his +circumstances did not allow him the plea of necessity which palliates +the errors of desperately poor rogues in every eye except that of the +law.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_CASKET_OF_JEWELS" id="THE_CASKET_OF_JEWELS"></a>THE CASKET OF JEWELS.</h2> + + +<p>Mr. Luke Brandon was a Wall Street broker, of moderate business +capacity, little education, and of plain manners, partaking of the +rustic simplicity of his original employment—he was, in early life, a +farmer in one of the western counties of New York. With less talent +and more cunning, he might have become a very rich man, at short +notice; but being brought up in an old-fashioned school of morality, +he could never learn to dignify swindling by the epithet of smartness, +nor consider overreaching his neighbor a "fair business transaction." +Hence he plodded along the even tenor of his way, contented with +moderate profits, and satisfied with the prospect of becoming +independent by slow degrees.</p> + +<p>But in an evil hour, during a fortnight's relaxation at the Catskill +Mountain House, this steady and respectable gentleman, at the mature +age of thirty-five, quite an old bachelor indeed, fell desperately in +love with a dashing girl of twenty, the orphan daughter of a bankrupt +ship chandler. Miss Maria Manners was highly educated; that is, she +could write short notes on perfumed billet paper, without making any +orthographical or grammatical mistakes, had taken three quarters' +lessons of a French barber, could work worsted lapdogs and embroider +slippers, danced like a sylph, and played on the piano indifferently +well. She had visited the Catskills on a matrimonial specu<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</a></span>lation, and +made a dead set at poor Brandon. Of course with his experience in the +ways of women, he fell a ready dupe to the fascinating wiles of Miss +Manners. She kept him in an agony of suspense for a week, during every +evening of which she waltzed with a young lieutenant of dragoons, who +was playing billiards and drinking champagne on a sick leave, until +she could hear from a fabulous guardian at Philadelphia, and obtain +his consent to a sacrifice of her brilliant prospects—nothing a year +and a very suspicious account at a fashionable milliner's.</p> + +<p>Mr. Brandon went down to the city, purchased a snug house, furnished +it modestly, gave a liberal order on his tailor, and one memorable +morning, might have been seen looking very uncomfortable, in a white +satin stock and kids, beside a lady elegantly dressed in satin and +blonde lace, while a portly clergyman pronounced his sentence in the +shape of a marriage benediction.</p> + +<p>There was a snug wedding breakfast in the new house, at which were +present several eminent apple speculators from Fulton market, two or +three bank clerks, and a reporter for a weekly newspaper, who consumed +a ruinous amount of sandwiches and bottled ale.</p> + +<p>Before the honeymoon was over, the bride began to display some of the +less amiable features of her character. She sneered at the situation +and simplicity of the establishment, and protested she was +unaccustomed to that sort of style. She was perfectly sincere in this, +for the defunct ship chandler had lived in a basement and two attic +chambers.</p> + +<p>By dint of repeated persecutions, she induced her husband to move into +a larger house; and finally, after the expiration of many years, we +find them established in the upper part of the city, in a splendid +mansion, looking out<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</a></span> upon a fashionable square, with a little marble +boy in front sitting on a brick, and spouting a stream of Croton +through a clam shell.</p> + +<p>One morning, Mr. Brandon came home about eleven o'clock. On entering +his front door, he beheld, lounging on a sofa, with the <i>Courrier des +Etats Unis</i> in his hand, Claude, the handsome French page of Mrs. B.</p> + +<p>"Where is Mrs. B.?" asked the elderly broker.</p> + +<p>"Madame is in her boudoir," replied the page; "but," he added, seeing +his master move in that direction, "I do not know whether she is +visible."</p> + +<p>"That I will ascertain myself, young gentleman," replied the broker, +with a slight shade of irony in his tone. "But tell me, is there any +one with her?"</p> + +<p>"Only M. Auguste Charmant," said the page.</p> + +<p>"That confounded Frenchman!" muttered the plebeian broker. "My Yankee +house is turned topsyturvy by these foreigners. There's a French cook, +and a French chambermaid, and the friend of the family is a Frenchman. +I don't know what I'm eating, and I hardly understand a word that's +said at my table. Sometimes, by way of change, they talk Italian +instead of French. One might as well associate with a stack of +monkeys. Out of the way, jackanapes."</p> + +<p>"Monsieur," said the page, with true Gallic dignity, "I was about to +proceed to announce monsieur."</p> + +<p>"Monsieur can announce himself," replied Brandon, with the grin of a +hyena; and proceeding up stairs, he entered the boudoir without +knocking.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Brandon was lounging on a <i>fauteuil</i>, in an elegant morning +toilet—literally plunged and embowered in costly Brussels lace. Her +delicate, bejewelled fingers were playing with the petals of an +exquisite bouquet. Thanks to a good constitution, a life of ease, an +accomplished milliner<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</a></span> and an incomparable dentist, the fair Maria, +though the mother of a marriageable girl, was still a lovely and +fascinating woman, and Brandon, as he gazed on her superb figure, +almost forgave her absurd ambition and her ruinous extravagance. +Still, when he glanced at his own anxious, emaciated, and careworn +features, in the splendid Versailles mirror that hung opposite, his +transitory pleasure gave way to stern and bitter feelings. He merely +nodded to his wife, and bowed coldly to her companion, a young man +attired in the height of fashion, with dark eyes and hair, and the +most superb mustache imaginable.</p> + +<p>"Ah! my dear Meestare Brandon," said the dandy, "give me your hand. I +congratulate you on such a <i>bonne fortune</i>—such good luck as has +befallen you."</p> + +<p>"Explain yourself, sir," said the broker.</p> + +<p>"<i>Avec plaisir.</i> I have secured for you a box at the opera for the +whole season—and for only five hundred dollars."</p> + +<p>The broker whistled.</p> + +<p>"Really nothing," said Mrs. Brandon; "only think—the best troupe we +have yet had—a new <i>prima donna</i> and a new <i>basso</i>."</p> + +<p>"Fiddlestick!" said the matter-of-fact husband. "What does it amount +to?"</p> + +<p>"Brandon," said the lady with a true maternal dignity, "reflect upon +the importance of the opera to the education of your daughter."</p> + +<p>"Nonsense!" said the broker, angrily. "My daughter Julia would please +me much better if she cultivated a little common sense, and adopted +the plain, republican manners fitted to the eventualities of her +future life, instead of aping foreign fashions, and doing her best to +denationalize her character."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</a></span></p> + +<p>Monsieur Auguste Charmant shrugged his shoulders, Mrs. Brandon clasped +her hands, and the former, rising said,—</p> + +<p>"<i>Au revoir</i>, madame, <i>au plaisir</i>, Monsieur Brandon. I will bid you +good morning, and leave you to the pleasures of a conjugal +<i>tête-a-tête</i>."</p> + +<p>Mr. Brandon rose and paced the room to and fro for several minutes +after the departure of the Frenchman, narrowly eyed by Mrs. Brandon, +who was anticipating a "scene," and preparing to meet it. In these +contests the victory generally rested with the lady. The broker +finally opened the door, and finding the page with ear glued against +the keyhole, quietly took that young gentleman by the lobe of his left +ear, and leading him to the head of the staircase, advised him, as a +friend, to descend it as speedily as possible, before his gravitation +was assisted by the application of an extraneous power. This +accomplished, he returned to the boudoir, and locking the door, sat +down beside his wife. The latter playfully tapped his cheek with her +bouquet, but the broker took no notice of the coquettish action, and +gloomily contemplating his gaiters, as if afraid to trust his eyes +with the siren glances of his partner, commenced:—</p> + +<p>"Mrs. B., I want to have some serious talk with you."</p> + +<p>"You never have any other kind of small talk," retorted the lady. "You +have a rare gift at sermonizing."</p> + +<p>Mr. Brandon passed over the sneer, and continued:—</p> + +<p>"You alluded just now to Julia; it is of her I wish to speak. Let me +remind you of her future prospects, and ask you whether it be not time +to change your system of educating her, and prepare her for a change +of life. You will remember then, that, two years ago, with the +consent<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</a></span> of all parties, she was engaged to Arthur Merton, a very +promising young dry goods merchant of Boston."</p> + +<p>"Only a retail merchant," said Mrs. Brandon.</p> + +<p>"A promising young merchant, the son of my old friend Jasper Merton. +It was agreed between us that I should bestow ten thousand dollars on +my daughter, and Merton an equal sum upon his son. In case of the +failure of either party to fulfil the engagement, the father of the +party was to forfeit to the aggrieved person the sum of ten thousand +dollars. This very week, I expect my old friend and his son to ratify +the contract. You know with what difficulty, owing to the enormous +expenses of our mode of life, I have laid aside the stipulated sum; +for in your hands, the hands of the mother of my child, I have lodged +this sacred deposit."</p> + +<p>"Very true," said the lady, "and it is now in my secretary, under lock +and key. But what an odious arrangement! How the contract and the +forfeit smell of the shop!"</p> + +<p>"Don't despise the smell of the shop, Maria," said the broker, smiling +gravely, "it is the smell of the shop that perfumes the boudoir."</p> + +<p>"And then Arthur Merton is such a shocking person," continued the +lady; "really, no manners."</p> + +<p>"To my mind, Maria," said the broker, "his manners, plain, open, and +frank, are infinitely superior to those of the French butterfly who is +always fluttering at your elbow."</p> + +<p>"And if he is always fluttering at my elbow," retorted the lady, "it +is because you are always away."</p> + +<p>"That is because I always have business," said the broker. "If we +lived in less style, I should have more leisure. Ah! Maria! Maria! I +fear that we are driving on too<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</a></span> recklessly; the day of reckoning will +come—we seem to be sailing prosperously now, but a shipwreck may +terminate the voyage."</p> + +<p>"Not while I have the helm," said the lady. "Listen to me, Brandon. +You know little of the philosophy of life. To command success, we must +seem to have obtained it. To be rich, we must seem so. You have done +well to follow my advice in one particular. You have taken a very +prominent part in the present presidential canvass. There cannot fail +to be a change of administration, and while you have been making +yourself conspicuous in public, I have been electioneering for you in +private. I have been feasting and petting the men who hold the winning +cards in their hands. It is not for mere ostentation that I have +invited to my <i>soirées</i>, the Hon. Mr. A., and Judge B., and Counsellor +C."</p> + +<p>"I don't see what you're driving at," said the broker.</p> + +<p>"O, of course not. But when you find yourself a <i>millionnaire</i>, and +all by the scheming of your wife, perhaps, B., you'd think there was +some wisdom in what you are pleased to call my fashionable follies. +But to make the matter plain—a change of administration occurs—you +are the confidential friend of the secretary of the treasury—your +talents as a financier are duly recognized—you have the management of +the most important loans and contracts—you have four years, perhaps +eight, to flourish in, and your fortune is made."</p> + +<p>"Ah!" said the broker, doubtfully.</p> + +<p>"If such success attends you, and there can be no doubt of it, how +painful would be your reflections, if you thought that you had +sacrificed your daughter's future in an alliance with a petty trader. +I have arranged a brighter destiny for her—a marriage with a foreign +nobleman."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[167]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I'd rather see her the wife of a Yankee peddler."</p> + +<p>"Out upon you!" cried the lady. "I tell you, your opposition will have +little weight, Mr. B. Come to my <i>soirée</i> this evening, and I will +present you to Count Alfred de Roseville, an exile from France for +political offences—only think, B., he was the intimate friend of +Henry V."</p> + +<p>"And who vouches for this paragon?"</p> + +<p>"Our friend, Auguste."</p> + +<p>"<i>Your</i> friend, Auguste, you mean."</p> + +<p>"I mean M. Charmant, the friend of the family."</p> + +<p>"And what does Julia think of this Phœnix?"</p> + +<p>"She adores him."</p> + +<p>"Alas! how her gentleness of nature must have been perverted! Well, +well, Maria, in spite of myself, I cannot resolve to humble your +pride, or thwart your schemes. I believe you love me and your +daughter. Yet you are playing a desperate game—remember, our all is +staked upon the issue."</p> + +<p>"And I'll await the hazard of the die," replied Mrs. B., as she kissed +her husband fondly, and dismissed him with a wave of the hand.</p> + +<p>When Brandon came down into the hall, he was thunder-struck at meeting +there three persons, whose appearance, after what had just passed up +stairs in the boudoir, might well be considered inopportune. The first +was uncle Richard Watkins, a relative of Mr. Brandon's, who resided in +the country, and had become immensely rich by land speculations, and +the others were Mr. Merton and his son. A pile of baggage announced +that they were not mere callers.</p> + +<p>"Give us your hand, Luke," said uncle Richard, extending his enormous +brown palm, "you ain't glad to see me, nor nothin', be you? Brought my +trunk, valise, carpet<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[168]</a></span> bag, and hatbox, and cal'late to spend six +weeks here. How's the old woman and the gal—pretty smart? Well, +that's hearty."</p> + +<p>The broker shook the old man by the hand, and then turned to welcome +with the best grace he could his friend Merton, and his proposed +son-in-law.</p> + +<p>"You know what <i>we've</i> come for," said the elder Merton, with a sly +wink.</p> + +<p>"Pray walk into the drawing room," said the broker, and 'on hospitable +thoughts intent,' he threw wide the door, and the party entered.</p> + +<p>Ah! unlucky Brandon! why didst thou not summon the French page to +announce thy guests? Thou hadst then been spared a scene that might +have figured in a comedy, and came near furnishing material for a +tragedy.</p> + +<p>An elegant young man was kneeling at the feet of an elegant young +lady. The former was Count Alfred de Roseville, the latter Miss Julia +Brandon. The count started to his feet, the young lady blushed and +shrieked. The count was the first to recover his voice and +self-possession. Rushing to the broker, he exclaimed in broken +English,—</p> + +<p>"O, my dear monsieur, how I moost glad to see you—your daughter—Mees +Julie—she 'ave say—yais—yais—yais—to my ardent love suit—and now +I have the honneur to salute her respectable papa."</p> + +<p>"O, father," said the terrified girl, "it was with mother's knowledge +and consent."</p> + +<p>Brandon could not speak a word.</p> + +<p>"This lady, sir," said Merton, fiercely, advancing to the count, "is +my affianced bride."</p> + +<p>"Your bride—eh?" cried the count, "when she has just come to +say—yais—to my ardent love suit!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[169]</a></span></p> + +<p>"What does the gal say? what does the gal say?" asked uncle Richard, +interposing.</p> + +<p>"Speak, Julia," said her father, sternly, "and weigh well your words. +I will not force you to fulfil a contract against your will—the +penalty and contingency of such a refusal have been provided for—but +pause before you reject the son of my old friend for a foreigner—a +man with whom you can have had but a few days' acquaintance."</p> + +<p>Julia averted her eyes, and blushed scarlet, but placed her hand in +that of the count just as her mother entered the apartment.</p> + +<p>"Enough," said young Merton, "I am satisfied. Come, father, let us +retire—our presence here is only a burden. O, Julia!" he added, in a +tone of deep feeling, "little did I expect this at your hands. I have +looked forward to this meeting with the fondest hope. It is +past—farewell—may you be happy."</p> + +<p>"I shall be very happy to see you again—nevair!" said the count.</p> + +<p>"O, as to that," said young Merton, approaching him, and addressing +him in a low tone, "I think <i>you</i>, at least, have not seen the last of +me, monsieur. At any rate, you shall hear from me soon."</p> + +<p>"I 'ave not nozzin to do nor not to say viz <i>canaille</i>," said the +count.</p> + +<p>"Then, perhaps, it will be more agreeable to you, sir, to be +horsewhipped in Broadway," said Merton.</p> + +<p>"Me! horsevhip! me! the friend of Henri V.! horreur!" cried the count.</p> + +<p>"Very good, monsieur, I have presented the alternative. Where may you +be found?"</p> + +<p>"<i>Hôtel de Ville</i>—City Hotel."</p> + +<p>"<i>Au plaisir</i>, then <i>Count</i> Alfred de Roseville," said Mer<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[170]</a></span>ton, +glancing at the card the Frenchman handed him. "Come, father."</p> + +<p>"Mr. Brandon, I shall wait on you at your counting room in the course +of the forenoon," said Mr. Merton, senior; "we have an account to +settle together."</p> + +<p>And the father and son bowed themselves out of the room. Julia was so +much agitated at the events which had just transpired, that she was +compelled to retire to her room. Uncle Richard and Mr. and Mrs. +Brandon remained upon the field of battle.</p> + +<p>"Well, Maria," said the broker, "the first act of the comedy has been +played, in which you have assigned me a very insignificant and +low-comedy part, but I don't think either of us has made a very +distinguished figure in it. I hope the last act will redeem the +first."</p> + +<p>The lady reddened, but made no reply.</p> + +<p>"Let us foot up the column to see what amount is to be carried +forward," continued the broker. "Here's an old friendship dissolved—a +worthy young man broken hearted—a suspicious suitor introduced into +my family, and ten thousand dollars to be paid on demand. A very +pretty morning's work."</p> + +<p>"It will come out right," said Mrs. Brandon.</p> + +<p>"As the boy remarked when he was gored by the cow's horn," observed +uncle Richard, philosophically, as he extended his length upon an +ottoman, including his boots in the enjoyment of the comfort of cut +velvet.</p> + +<p>"I leave uncle Richard to your care, madam," said the broker, "while I +go down in town to ascertain the value of my new son-in-law's paper +upon 'change."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>On an evening not long after the above scenes, the broker's house was +brilliantly lighted up from basement to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</a></span> attic. Through the open hall +door, at the head of the flight of marble steps, servants in livery +were seen receiving the shawls and hats of the guests, as carriage +after carriage deposited its brilliant contents at the house of the +financier. Mingled with the black coats of the gentlemen, and the +gossamer attire of the ladies, were seen the brilliant uniforms of +officers of the army and navy. The crowd poured into the magnificent +ball room, where, flanked by her husband, and by the indefatigable +Monsieur Charmant, the lovely hostess received her guests with an +elegance of manner truly aristocratic. The delicious waltzes of +Strauss, performed by a German band, floated through the magnificent +rooms. Glistening chandeliers poured down a flood of soft light on the +fair faces and the polished ivory shoulders of the ladies. It was a +scene of enchantment, and Mrs. Brandon revelled in the splendor that +surrounded her and the incense that was offered. She was pleased at +the distinguished appearance of her husband, pleased to see her +daughter hanging on the arm of the French count, pleased at every +thing but one. One object alone, like the black mask at the bridal of +Hernani, marred the festivity, and created a discord in the midst of +the harmony—that was uncle Richard, walking up and down the ball room +in a meal-colored coat and cowhide boots.</p> + +<p>Various efforts were made to get possession of uncle Richard and lead +him away into captivity. A whist table was suggested in an anteroom, +an Havana was proposed in the library, but he "didn't want to play +cards, and had just quit smoking," and so he paraded his coat and +boots before the company, the "observed of all observers."</p> + +<p>Mrs. B. made the best of it, whispering confidentially that he was a +distant connection, immensely rich, partially insane, but perfectly +harmless. O, how dazzling was Mrs.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[172]</a></span> Brandon that evening, in the +beauty of her person and of her attire! She wore diamonds that were +valued at ten thousand dollars.</p> + +<p>In the midst of the brilliant festivities, Mr. Brandon was suddenly +summoned from the ball room. He presently returned, looking very pale, +and beckoned his wife, who followed him into the library. Mr. Merton, +senior, was there, with a very stern expression on his countenance.</p> + +<p>"What's the matter?" asked Mrs. Brandon.</p> + +<p>"The matter," said her husband, "is simply this—Mr. Merton leaves +town to-night for Philadelphia, on special business, and having +occasion for a large sum of money, requires the immediate payment of +the ten thousand dollars which are due him for our violation of the +marriage contract."</p> + +<p>"Yes, madam," said Mr. Merton, "and I called on your husband for it, +and he referred me to you as having the deposit in your possession."</p> + +<p>"Wouldn't to-morrow do as well?" asked the lady anxiously.</p> + +<p>"No, madam, my necessity is urgent."</p> + +<p>"Go, Maria," said the broker, "and bring the money instantly. A debt +like this admits of no postponement."</p> + +<p>"Alas! alas!" stammered the poor woman, "I have not this money by me. +Surely, Mr. Brandon, you must be able to command it."</p> + +<p>"Not one dollar, madam," said the broker. "I would have spared you +this explanation to-night, but you have brought it on yourself. This +is our last night of factitious splendor—my affairs are in +inextricable confusion—losses have this day come to light which +complete my ruin—and to-morrow the world will know me as a bankrupt."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Brandon wrung her hands and sobbed bitterly.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[173]</a></span></p> + +<p>"But that is a grief for to-morrow," said the broker, sternly. "There +is music and dancing, champagne and flowers, in the next room—enough +glory for to-night. But this business of Mr. Merton's requires instant +attention. What have you done with the ten thousand dollars? Have you +dared to squander it?"</p> + +<p>"No, no," said Mrs. Brandon earnestly. "I am not so bad as that. I +deposited it with Sandford, the jeweller, of whom I hired the casket +of jewels to deck myself to-night."</p> + +<p>"Mr. Merton," said the broker, calmly, "I shall have to trouble your +patience a little while longer. I will write instantly to Mr. +Sandford, late as it is, and bid him bring the money here at once."</p> + +<p>After despatching the note, Brandon and his wife returned to the ball +room. O, how insipid to the lady's ear seemed now the babble of her +guests! The flowers had lost their perfume—the music its divine +influence. Yet, with the serpent of remorse and anguish gnawing at her +heart, she was forced to smile and seem happy and at ease. A half hour +passed in this way seemed an age of torture; and when the messenger +despatched by her husband had returned and summoned them again to the +library, it gave her inexpressible relief.</p> + +<p>"O, Mr. Sandford!" she exclaimed to the jeweller, who was now added to +the party, "how happy I am to see you! There is your casket—and here +are your diamonds!" and she tore the jewels from her neck, ears, and +wrists, and offered them to the jeweller.</p> + +<p>"Madam," said the jeweller, gravely, after having examined the gems, +"these are not the articles I furnished you. I lent you a set of +diamonds—these are paste!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[174]</a></span></p> + +<p>"What is the meaning of this?" asked the broker sternly.</p> + +<p>"I know not. I cannot explain. O, Luke! Luke! I am innocent!" and Mrs. +Brandon sunk fainting into a chair.</p> + +<p>When she had recovered her senses, Mr. Brandon asked,—</p> + +<p>"Did you make this arrangement in person?"</p> + +<p>"No," she replied; "it was through the mediation of Mr. Charmant."</p> + +<p>"Let's send for him," said Merton.</p> + +<p>"Stay," said the broker; "an idea has occurred to me. I have observed +at times that this Monsieur Charmant had a good deal to say to your +French page, my good lady."</p> + +<p>"It was he that recommended Claude," said Mrs. Brandon.</p> + +<p>"Then we will have Claude before us," said the broker.</p> + +<p>Claude soon made his appearance.</p> + +<p>"Claude," said Mrs. Brandon, "do you know any thing about this casket +of jewels?"</p> + +<p>The boy changed color, but shook his head.</p> + +<p>"Now, my Christian friend," said the broker, "you need not tell us +what you know about the jewels, if you are unwilling; but in case of +your refusal, I shall send for a police officer, who will, +undoubtedly, drum the whole affair out of you."</p> + +<p>The threat had the desired effect. The boy confessed that Charmant and +De Roseville were impostors—that they were not even Frenchmen, but a +brace of London thieves, who had picked up a knowledge of French +during a professional tour on the continent, and who had emigrated to +America for the purpose of introducing their art among our +unsophisticated countrymen. Charmant had been a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[175]</a></span> jeweller, and this +enabled him to counterfeit the gems obtained of Mr. Sandford, which he +purposed disposing of at the first favorable opportunity. The boy +believed that Charmant had them about him at that moment. In England, +Charmant was known as French Jack, and Roseville as Rusty Joe.</p> + +<p>"Go back to the ball room," said Mr. Merton to Brandon, "and take your +wife with you. Mr. Sandford, you stay by the boy. I'll go for an +officer."</p> + +<p>Brandon and his lady returned to the ball room, the latter somewhat +relieved, but mortified at the deceptions which had been practised on +her.</p> + +<p>In a few minutes a burly member of the police, with a very thick +stick, and a very red handkerchief knotted round his neck, made his +appearance, to the astonishment and consternation of the guests, amid +whom the host and hostess alone testified no excitement or alarm.</p> + +<p>"Sarvant, ladies and gentlemen, sarvant," said the legal functionary, +scraping his right boot, and plucking desperately at the brim of his +hat. "Don't let me interrupt yer innercent amusement—sorry to +intrude, as the bull said when he rushed into the china shop—but +business before pleasure—now then, my hearty! how are you?"</p> + +<p>The last words were accompanied by a vigorous blow on the shoulder of +M. Auguste Charmant, who was at that moment paying his attentions to a +belle from Union Square.</p> + +<p>"<i>Monsieur me parle-t-il</i>?" exclaimed the dandy, with well-feigned +astonishment.</p> + +<p>"O, nix the lingo, French Jack," said the officer, "or leastways +patter Romany so's a cove can understand you. Fork over them are +dimonds—or else it will go harder with you. The boy's peached, and +the game's up—you were spotted long ago."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[176]</a></span></p> + +<p>With a smothered curse, French Jack dived his hand into his vest +pocket and produced the stolen jewels. While this was enacting, the +count had been quietly stealing to the door, but the vigilant officer +had an eye upon his movements, and a hand upon his shoulder before he +could escape.</p> + +<p>"Now I've got the pair of you," said the worthy man, chuckling +apoplectically in the folds of his red handkerchief. "Now, don't ride +rusty, Joe—for there's a small few of us outside with amazin' thick +sticks, that might fall on your head and hurt you, if so be you +happened to be rambustical."</p> + +<p>"Curse the luck!" muttered the thief, as with his companion he marched +off.</p> + +<p>It may well be imagined that the scene dispersed the party in a hurry. +They took French leave, like birds scattered by a sudden storm. Julia +was carried to bed in hysterics, accompanied by her mother. Merton and +the jeweller had disappeared, the three rogues had been taken into +custody, and only Brandon and uncle Richard</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i9">——"trod alone<br /></span> +<span class="i0">The banquet hall deserted."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>"Well, uncle," said the broker, bitterly, "the game's up. I have been +ruined, stock and fluke, by letting my wife have her own way, and +to-morrow I shall be a bankrupt."</p> + +<p>"No you won't," said uncle Richard.</p> + +<p>"Yes I shall," said the broker, angrily. "And Julia, abandoned by her +lover, will be broken hearted."</p> + +<p>"No she won't," said uncle Richard.</p> + +<p>"Who's to prevent it?" asked the broker.</p> + +<p>"Uncle Richard," replied that personage. "What's the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[177]</a></span> use of a friend, +unless he's a friend in need. I've got plenty of money, and neither +chick nor child in the world. I'll meet your liabilities with cash. +Young Merton loves Julia in spite of her temporary alienation—he will +gladly take her back. The rogues will get their deserts. Your wife, +sick and ashamed of her fashionable follies, will gladly gin' up this +house and the servants. You'll buy a little country seat on the +Hudson, and I'll come and live with you."</p> + +<p>As every thing turned out exactly as uncle Richard promised and +predicted, we have no occasion to enlarge on the fortunate subsiding +of this "sea of troubles."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[178]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="ACTING_CHARADES" id="ACTING_CHARADES"></a>ACTING CHARADES.</h2> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not +written down, yet forget not that I am an +ass.—<span class="smcap">Shakspeare</span>, <i>Much Ado about Nothing.</i> </p></div> + + +<p>Many of our readers have doubtless witnessed, or perchance +participated in, the amusement of acting charades—a divertisement +much in vogue in social circles, and if cleverly done, productive of +much mirth. To the uninitiated, a brief description of an acted +charade may not be unacceptable. A word of two or more syllables is +selected, each part of which must make sense by itself—as, for +instance, the word inspector, which would be decomposed, thus; <i>inn +spectre</i>. The company of performers would then extemporize a scene at +a public house, leaving the spectators to guess at the first syllable, +<i>inn</i>. The second scene would represent the terror occasioned by the +apparition of a phantom, and give the second part of the word spectre. +The third scene would represent the whole word, and would perhaps be a +brigade inspector reviewing his troops, giving occasion for the humors +of a Yankee militia training. Much ingenuity is required in the +selection of a word, and in carrying out the representation, with +appropriate dialogue, &c.</p> + +<p>Acting charades generally turns a house topsy turvy; wardrobes and +garrets are ransacked for costumes and properties; hats, canes, +umbrellas, and firearms are mus<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[179]</a></span>tered, and old dresses that haven't +seen the light for forty years are rummaged out as disguises for the +actors in these extempore theatricals.</p> + +<p>In a certain circle in this city there was a knot of clever young +people, of both sexes, strongly addicted to acting charades, and very +happy in their execution. But they were unfortunately afflicted by an +interloper,</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i8">"Whose head<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Was not of brains particularly full,"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>one of those geniuses who have a fatal facility for making blunders. +Yet, with a pleasing unconsciousness of his deficiencies, he was +always volunteering his services, and always expected, in this matter +of acting charades, to be intrusted with the leading parts.</p> + +<p>One evening the usual coterie was assembled, charades were proposed, +as usual, and the little knot of performers retired to the back +drawing room, dropping the curtain behind them, and prepared for their +performance, congratulating themselves that Mr. Blinks, the name of +the marplot, was not on hand to spoil their sport. They selected the +word <i>catastrophe</i>, and the curtain went up.</p> + +<p>A very pretty and lively young lady, who had been abroad, gave a very +happy imitation of the almost inimitable Jenny Vertpré, in the French +vaudeville of the "Cat metamorphosed to a Woman," in that scene where +she betrays her original nature. She purred, she frolicked, she +pounced on an imaginary mouse, caught it, tossed it up in the air, and +went through all the manœuvres of a veritable grimalkin. When the +curtain fell, amidst roars of laughter and applause, the first +syllable—cat—was whispered from mouth to mouth, among the audience.</p> + +<p>At this moment the hated Blinks arrived in the green-room.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[180]</a></span></p> + +<p>"What are you up to? Acting charades—eh? By Jove! I'm just in time. +You must give me a part—can't get along without me. What's the word?"</p> + +<p>"No matter," said the young lady who had played the cat, with a wicked +smile of intelligence. "Prompter, ring the curtain up. All you've got +to do, Mr. Blinks, is to walk across the stage."</p> + +<p>"But where's my dress?"</p> + +<p>"What you have on. Appear in your own character."</p> + +<p>The curtain went up, and Blinks stalked across with his accustomed air +of intolerable stupidity. Amidst smothered laughter, the audience +guessed the second syllable of the charade—<i>ass</i>.</p> + +<p>The curtain went up for the third time. A group of Indian chiefs were +located in a wigwam. A young brave entered, distinguished by the eagle +plume and wampum belt, the bow and hatchet, and threw down at the feet +of the eldest warrior a bundle of the scalps he had brought back from +battle. A hum of approbation rose from the assembly. The curtain fell. +The word <i>trophy</i> had been thus indicated. The whole word was then +represented by an appropriate scene from the close of a popular +tragedy, and the spectators, cheering the performance, called out +<i>catastrophe</i> to the actors.</p> + +<p>"Well, they made out to guess it," said Blinks, when the curtain had +fallen, for the last time. "But now it's all over, you made one +confounded blunder."</p> + +<p>"What was that?" asked the wicked young lady.</p> + +<p>"You didn't act the second syllable."</p> + +<p>"No?"</p> + +<p>"No! indeed!" said Blinks, with a look of intense cunning. "You had +<i>cat</i> and <i>trophy</i>—but where was the <i>ass</i>?"</p> + +<p>"O, indeed!" said the young lady.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[181]</a></span></p> + +<p>"You see, ladies and gentleman," said Blinks, enjoying his triumph, +"you can't get along without me. If I'd been here in the beginning, +you'd have had the ass."</p> + +<p>"We certainly should," said the young lady, winking to her companions, +who could hardly suppress their laughter.</p> + +<p>"And I move we repeat this charade to-morrow night," said Blinks—"and +mind, I'm the ass."</p> + +<p>"Of course."</p> + +<p>"I'll get a costume and disguise myself."</p> + +<p>"Disguise yourself!" echoed his tormentor—"for Heaven's sake, don't +do that—they'd never guess it."</p> + +<p>The next night the charade was ass-ass-in, and Blinks went on for the +first two syllables. He was perfectly at home—"Richard himself +again!" and the wicked young lady, in complimenting his performance, +declared it was "<i>perfectly natural</i>."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[182]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_GREEN_CHAMBER" id="THE_GREEN_CHAMBER"></a>THE GREEN CHAMBER.</h2> + + +<p>In my younger days, "ghost stories" were the most popular narratives +extant, and the lady or gentleman who could recite the most thrilling +adventure, involving a genuine spiritual visitant, was sure to be the +lion or lioness of the evening party he enlivened (?) with the dismal +details. The elder auditors never seemed particularly horrified or +terror-stricken, however much gratified they were, but the younger +members would drink in every word, "supping full of horrors." After +listening to one of these authentic narratives, we used to be very +reluctant to retire to our dormitories, and never ventured to get into +bed till we had examined suspicious-looking closets, old wardrobes, +and, indeed, every nook and corner that might be supposed to harbor a +ghost or a ghoul.</p> + +<p>Fortunately for the rising generation, these tales have gone out of +fashion, and though some attempts to revive the taste have been +made—as in the "Night Side of Nature"—such efforts have proved +deplorable failures. The young people of to-day make light of ghosts. +The spectres in the incantation scene of "Der Freyschutz" are received +with roars of laughter, and even the statue in Don Giovanni seems +"jolly," notwithstanding the illusive music of Mozart. We were about +to remark that the age had outgrown superstition, but we remembered +the Rochester knockings, and concluded to be modestly silent.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[183]</a></span></p> + +<p>One evening, many years since—it was a blustering December +evening—the wind howling as it dashed the old buttonwood limbs in its +fury against the parlor windows of the country house where a few of us +were assembled to pass the winter holidays, we gathered before a +roaring fire of walnut and oak, which made every thing within doors as +cheery and comfortable as all without was desolate and dreary. The +window shutters were left unfastened, that the bright lamplight and +ruddy firelight might stream afar upon the wintry waste, and perhaps +guide some benighted wayfarer to a hospitable shelter.</p> + +<p>We shall not attempt to describe the group, as any such portrait +painting would not be germane to the matter more immediately in hand. +Suffice it to say, that one of the youngsters begged aunt Deborah, the +matron of the mansion, to tell us a ghost story,—"a real ghost story, +aunt Deborah,"—for in those days we were terribly afraid of +counterfeits, and hated to hear a narrative where the ghost turned out +in the end to be no ghost after all, but a mere compound of flesh and +blood like ourselves.</p> + +<p>Aunt Deborah smiled at our earnestness, and tantalized our impatience +by some of those little arts with which the practised story-teller +enhances the value and interest of her narrative. She tapped her +silver snuffbox, opened it deliberately, took a very delicate pinch of +the Lundy Foot, shut the box, replaced it in her pocket, folded her +hands before her, looked round a minute on the expectant group, and +then began.</p> + +<p>I shall despair of imparting to this cold pen-and-ink record of her +story the inimitable conversational grace with which she embellished +it. It made an indelible impression on my memory, and if I have never +before repeated it, it was from a lurking fear that—though the old +lady assured<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[184]</a></span> us it was "not to be found in any book or newspaper"—it +might have found its way into print. However, as twenty years have +elapsed, and I have never yet met with it in type, I will venture to +give the outlines of the narrative.</p> + +<p>Major Rupert Stanley, a "bold dragoon" in the service of his majesty +George III., found himself, one dark and blustering night in autumn, +riding towards London on the old York road. He had supped with a +friend who lived at a village some distance off the road, and he was +unfamiliar with the country. Though not raining, the air was damp, and +the heavy, surcharged clouds threatened every moment to pour down +their contents. But the major, though a young man, was an old +campaigner; and with a warm cloak wrapped about him, and a good horse +under him, would have cared very little for storm and darkness, had he +felt sure of a good bed for himself, and comfortable quarters for his +horse, when he had ridden far enough for the strength of his faithful +animal. A good horseman cares as much for the comfort of his steed as +for his own ease. To add to the discomfort of the evening, there was +some chance of meeting highwaymen; but Major Stanley felt no +uneasiness on that score, as, just before leaving his friend's house, +he had examined his holster pistols, and freshly primed them. A brush +with a highwayman would enhance the romance of a night journey.</p> + +<p>So he jogged along; but mile after mile was passed, and no twinkling +light in the distance gave notice of the appearance of the wished-for +inn. The major's horse began to give unmistakable evidence of +distress—stumbling once or twice, and recovering himself with +difficulty. At last, a dim light suddenly appeared at a turn of the +road. The horse pricked up his ears, and trotted forward with spirit, +soon halting beside a one-story cottage. The major was disap<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[185]</a></span>pointed, +but he rode up to the door and rapped loudly with the but of his +riding whip. The summons brought a sleepy cotter to the door.</p> + +<p>"My good friend," said the major, "can you tell me how far it is to +the next inn?"</p> + +<p>"Eh! it be about zeven mile, zur," was the answer, in the broad +Yorkshire dialect of the district.</p> + +<p>"Seven miles!" exclaimed the major, in a tone of deep disappointment, +"and my horse is already blown! My good fellow, can't you put my horse +somewhere, and give me a bed? I will pay you liberally for your +trouble."</p> + +<p>"Eh! goodness zakes!" said the rustic. "I be nought but a ditcher! +There be noa plaze to put the nag in, and there be only one room and +one bed in the cot."</p> + +<p>"What <i>shall</i> I do?" cried the major, at his wits' end.</p> + +<p>"I'll tell 'ee, zur," said the rustic, scratching his head violently, +as if to extract his ideas by the roots. "There be a voine large house +on the road, about a moile vurther on. It's noa an inn, but the +colonel zees company vor the vun o' the thing—'cause he loikes to zee +company about 'un. You must 'a heard ov him—Colonel Rogers—a' used +to be a soger once."</p> + +<p>"Say no more," cried the major. "I <i>have</i> heard of this hospitable +gentleman; and his having been in the army gives me a sure claim to +his attention. Here's a crown for your information, my good friend. +Come, Marlborough!"</p> + +<p>Touching his steed with the spur, the major rode off, feeling an +exhilaration of spirits which soon communicated itself to the horse. A +sharp trot of a few minutes brought him to a large mansion, which +stood unfenced, like a huge caravansery, by the roadside. He made for +the front door and, without dismounting, plied the large brass knocker +till a servant in livery made his appearance.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[186]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Is your master up?" asked the major.</p> + +<p>"I am the occupant of this house," said a venerable gentleman, making +his appearance at the hall door.</p> + +<p>"I am a benighted traveller, sir," said the major, touching his hat, +"and come to claim your well-known hospitality. Can you give me a bed +for the night? I am afraid my four-footed companion is hardly able to +carry me to the next inn."</p> + +<p>"I cannot promise you a bed, sir," said the host, "for I have but one +spare bed in the house."</p> + +<p>"And that——" said the major.</p> + +<p>"Happens to be in a room that does not enjoy a very pleasing +reputation. In short, sir, one room of my house is haunted; and that +is the only one, unfortunately, that I can place at your disposal +to-night."</p> + +<p>"My dear sir," said the major, springing from his horse, and tossing +the bridle to the servant, "you enchant me beyond expression! A +haunted chamber! The very thing—and I, who have never seen a ghost! +What luck!"</p> + +<p>The host shook his head gravely.</p> + +<p>"I never knew a man," he said, "to pass a night in that chamber +without regretting it."</p> + +<p>Major Stanley laughed as he took his pistols from the holster pipes. +"With these friends of mine," he said, "I fear neither ghost nor +demon."</p> + +<p>Colonel Rogers showed his guest into a comfortable parlor, where a +seacoal fire was burning cheerfully in a grate, and refreshments most +welcome to a weary traveller stood upon a table.</p> + +<p>"Mine host" was an old campaigner, and had seen much service during +the war of the American revolution, and he was full of interesting +anecdotes and descriptions of adventures. But while Major Stanley was +apparently listening<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[187]</a></span> attentively to the narrative of his hospitable +entertainer, throwing in the appropriate ejaculations of surprise and +pleasure at the proper intervals, his whole attention was in reality +absorbed by a charming girl of twenty, the daughter of the colonel, +who graced the table with her presence. Never, he thought, had he seen +so beautiful, so modest, and so ladylike a creature; and she, in turn, +seemed very favorably impressed with the manly beauty and frank +manners of their military guest.</p> + +<p>At length she retired. The colonel, who was a three-bottle man, and +had found a listener to his heart, was somewhat inclined to prolong +the session into the small hours of the morning, but finding that his +guest was much fatigued, and even beginning to nod in the midst of his +choicest story, he felt compelled to ask him if he would not like to +retire. Major Stanley replied promptly in the affirmative, and the old +gentleman, taking up a silver candlestick, ceremoniously marshalled +his guest to a large, old-fashioned room, the walls of which being +papered with green, gave it its appellation of the "Green Chamber." A +comfortable bed invited to repose; a cheerful fire was blazing on the +hearth, and every thing was cosy and quiet. The major looked round him +with a smile of satisfaction.</p> + +<p>"I am deeply indebted to you, colonel," said he, "for affording me +such comfortable quarters. I shall sleep like a top."</p> + +<p>"I am afraid not," answered the colonel, shaking his head gravely. "I +never knew a guest of mine to pass a quiet night in the Green +Chamber."</p> + +<p>"I shall prove an exception," said the major, smiling. "But I must +make one remark," he added, seriously. "It is ill sporting with the +feelings of a soldier; and should any of your servants attempt to play +tricks upon me, they will<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[188]</a></span> have occasion to repent it." And he laid +his heavy pistol on the lightstand by his bedside.</p> + +<p>"My servants, Major Stanley," said the old gentleman, with an air of +offended dignity, "are too well drilled to dare attempt any tricks +upon my guests. Good night, major."</p> + +<p>"Good night, colonel."</p> + +<p>The door closed. Major Stanley locked it. Having done so, he took a +survey of the apartment. Besides the door opening into the entry, +there was another leading to some other room. There was no lock upon +this second door, but a heavy table, placed across, completely +barricaded it.</p> + +<p>"I am safe," thought the major, "unless there is a storming party of +ghosts to attack me in my fastness. I think I shall sleep well."</p> + +<p>He threw himself into an arm chair before the fire, and watching the +glowing embers, amused himself with building castles in the air, and +musing on the attractions of the fair Julia, his host's daughter. He +was far enough from thinking of spectral visitants, when a very slight +noise struck on his ear. Glancing in the direction of the inner door, +he thought he saw the heavy table glide backwards from its place. +Quick as thought, he caught up a pistol, and challenged the intruder. +There was no reply—but the door continued to open, and the table to +slide back. At last there glided into the room a tall, graceful +figure, robed in white. At the first glance, the blood curdled in the +major's veins; at the second, he recognized the daughter of his host. +Her eyes were wide open, and she advanced with an assured step, but it +was very evident she was asleep. Here was the mystery of the Green +Chamber solved at once. The young girl walked to the fireplace and +seated herself in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[189]</a></span> arm chair from which the soldier had just +risen. His first impulse was to vacate the room, and go directly and +alarm the colonel. But, in the first place, he knew not what apartment +his host occupied, and in the second, curiosity prompted him to watch +the <i>dénouement</i> of this singular scene. Julia raised her left hand, +and gazing on a beautiful ring that adorned one of her white and taper +fingers, pressed it repeatedly to her lips. She then sank into an +attitude of repose, her arms drooping listlessly by her sides.</p> + +<p>The major approached her, and stole the ring from her finger. His +action disturbed, but did not awaken her. She seemed to miss the ring, +however, and, after groping hopelessly for it, rose and glided through +the doorway as silently as she had entered. She had no sooner retired +than the major replaced the table, and drawing a heavy clothes press +against it, effectually guarded himself against a second intrusion.</p> + +<p>This done, he threw himself upon the bed, and slept soundly till a +late hour of the morning. When he awoke, he sprang out of bed, and ran +to the window. Every trace of the storm had passed away, and an +unclouded sun was shining on the radiant landscape. After performing +the duties of his toilet, he was summoned to breakfast, where he met +the colonel and his daughter.</p> + +<p>"Well, major, and how did you pass the night?" asked the colonel, +anxiously.</p> + +<p>"Famously," replied Stanley. "I slept like a top, as I told you I +should."</p> + +<p>"Then, thank Heaven, the spell is broken at last," said the colonel, +"and the White Phantom has ceased to haunt the Green Chamber."</p> + +<p>"By no means," said the major, smiling; "the White Phantom paid me a +visit last night, and left me a token of the honor."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[190]</a></span></p> + +<p>"A token!" exclaimed the father and daughter in a breath.</p> + +<p>"Yes, my friends, and here it is." And the major handed the ring to +the old gentleman.</p> + +<p>"What's the meaning of this, Julia?" exclaimed the colonel. "This ring +I gave you last week!"</p> + +<p>Julia uttered a faint cry, and turned deadly pale.</p> + +<p>"The mystery is easily explained," said the major. "The young lady is +a sleep-walker. She came into my room before I had retired, utterly +unconscious of her actions. I took the ring from her hand, that I +might be able to convince you and her of the reality of what I had +witnessed."</p> + +<p>The major's business was not pressing, and he readily yielded to the +colonel's urgent request to pass a few days with him. Their mutual +liking increased upon better acquaintance, and in a few weeks the +White Phantom's ring, inscribed with the names of Rupert Stanley and +Julia Rogers, served as the sacred symbol of their union for life.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[191]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="HE_WASNT_A_HORSE_JOCKEY" id="HE_WASNT_A_HORSE_JOCKEY"></a>HE WASN'T A HORSE JOCKEY.</h2> + + +<p>It was at the close of a fine, autumnal afternoon, that a +simple-looking traveller, attired in a homespun suit of gray, and +wearing a broad-brimmed, Quaker-looking hat, drove up to the door of +the Spread Eagle Tavern, in the town of B——, State of Maine, kept by +Major E. Spike, and ordered refreshments for himself and horse. There +was nothing particular about the traveller, except his air of +simplicity; but his horse was a character. The animal was at least +thirty years of age, and was as gaunt as Rosinante, and would have +been a dear bargain at fifteen dollars. The traveller acknowledged +that he had been taken in somewhat when he bought the animal, for he +"wasn't a horse jockey," and "did'nt know much about critters!" +However, he added, "that if he had good luck in his trip down east, +[he was agent for a Hartford Life Assurance Company,] he meant to pick +up something handsome in the way of horse flesh to take home with +him." After communicating his name and business, and sundry other +particulars, with a frankness which, while it satisfied the curiosity, +excited the contempt of Major Spike, the stranger, whom we shall call +Zebulon Smith, departed.</p> + +<p>He had a business call to make on the widow Stebbins, who lived about +three miles off, in a very old, unfinished, shingled house, of immense +extent, in the centre of an<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[192]</a></span> unfenced lot, the chief products of which +were rocks, brambles, and barberry bushes.</p> + +<p>"Keep much stock, Miss Stebbins?" said he, as, having transacted his +business, he prepared to resume his journey.</p> + +<p>"Why, no," said she; "I'm a lone woman, and hain't got no help; so I +keep only a cow and that 'ere colt. I wish I could sell him, for I +ain't got nobody to break him in properly."</p> + +<p>Zebulon looked at the colt. He was a limpsey, long-legged, shaggy +animal, with a ewe-neck, drooping head, and little, undecided tail, +completely knotted up with burs; but then he was only five years old.</p> + +<p>"Heow'll yeou trade, Miss Stebbins?" asked the agent. "I've a mind to +take the critter, if you'll trade even, though I don't know the pints +of a horse. I ain't a horse jockey. Heowever, you're a lone woman, and +I want to oblige you. You hain't got nobody to break the colt for you, +and here's my hoss would suit you to a T. He's a nice family hoss."</p> + +<p>"Heow old is he?" asked Mrs. Stebbins.</p> + +<p>"He's <i>risin'</i> six years," said Zebulon, and so he was.</p> + +<p>"He looks pretty well along," said the widow. "How much boot will you +give me?"</p> + +<p>"Boot!" exclaimed Zebulon. "O, if you talk about boot, I'm off. I +ain't no horse jockey, but I know I'm flingin' my hoss—good old +hoss—away by tradin' even. But generosity and consideration for +widders—specially good-lookin' ones—was allers a failin' in my +family."</p> + +<p>"I don't know as I had orter," said the widow, thoughtfully; "if Mr. +Stebbins was alive, you wouldn't get the colt so cheap, for he sot +every thing by him. He's sot his pedigree down in the births, deaths, +and marriages, in our family Bible. He allers said, poor man, he was +goin' to make a great hoss."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[193]</a></span></p> + +<p>"That 'ere was an optical delusion," said the agent; "he warn't never +a goin' to make a great hoss, and he won't never be a great hoss. I +know so much, if I ain't a horse jockey. Come, now, what say? Shall I +ungear, and leave my critter, or put on the string and be a +travellin'?"</p> + +<p>"You may have the colt," said the widow, bursting into tears, and +retiring, unable to witness the consummation of the sacrifice.</p> + +<p>"Come, young Burtail," said Zebulon, addressing the colt. "It's time +you was sot to work. I don't know whether you ever had a collar over +your darned ewe-neck or not. I don't see how any thing short of a +crooked-neck squash could fit it; but I'll try mine on." And with +these words he harnessed up the colt, and leaving his old "hoss" with +the widow, drove on his way rejoicing.</p> + +<p>About fifteen miles farther east, he stopped and put up at a tavern, +where he made an arrangement to leave the colt for a week, hiring the +landlord's horse to pursue his journey. He gave directions to have the +colt fed high in the interim, to have his tail nicked and put in +pulleys, his head checked up, and his coat carefully shaved according +to the new practice. A very astute hostler promised that every thing +should be done according to his directions, and to his perfect +satisfaction.</p> + +<p>Accordingly, in a week's time, when Zebulon came back, he hardly knew +his bargain. The colt was fat as a hog. His sides shone like silver; +his mane was neatly trimmed; his tail was crimped, and rose and fell +in a graceful curve; and he carried his head as proudly as an Arabian.</p> + +<p>With the metamorphosed animal in the fills, the agent drove back to +the Spread Eagle, and put up for the night. In the morning, he ordered +his team, and paid his bill. Major Spike, who was great on horses, +standing at the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[194]</a></span> front door, was struck with the appearance of his +guest's "cattle."</p> + +<p>"Been buying a new hoss?" said the major.</p> + +<p>"Yes; I thought I'd try one, though I ain't a horse jockey," answered +the agent, making an excuse to examine the buckles of his harness.</p> + +<p>"Don't want to sell him, do you?" said the major.</p> + +<p>"Why, no, major, I reckon not. I expect he'll suit me fust rate. I'm +doin' pooty well, now, and can afford to hev' somethin' nice. I +calklate to keep him."</p> + +<p>"I don't like his color," said the major.</p> + +<p>"Well, I do," said Zebulon, getting into his wagon. "Good mornin', +major."</p> + +<p>"Hold on," said the major. "I've got a hoss I want to show you. Jake, +bring out the bay, and let Mr. Smith have a squint at him."</p> + +<p>The hostler brought out a square-built, chunky, bay horse, in fine +condition, and looking like a capital roadster.</p> + +<p>"What do you think of <i>that</i> hoss, Mr. Smith?" asked the major, +triumphantly.</p> + +<p>"Pretty fair hoss," said the agent. "But I tell you I'm no judge of +horses; I ain't a horse jockey."</p> + +<p>"Well, now, I tell you what," said the major; "I'm a darned fool for +doin' of it; but when I take a fancy, I don't mind expense to gratify +it. I'm willing to swap hosses even with you."</p> + +<p>"Even!" screamed the agent. "Now, major, that's a good one. I ain't a +horse jockey. I don't know the value of the critters; but I ain't +altogether a reg'lar, soft-headed, know-nothin' fool; and if I had a +mind to part with this 'ere splendiferous animal, I should want boot."</p> + +<p>"You're a hard one," said the major; "but as fur as twenty +dollars——"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[195]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Twenty dollars! get out," said the agent, indignantly. "G'lang, Bob!" +and he actually started his team.</p> + +<p>"Hold on!" roared the major. "What do you want?"</p> + +<p>"Say forty, and I'll do it—no, I won't," said the agent.</p> + +<p>"You said you would. It's a bargain. You said forty, didn't he, Jake?"</p> + +<p>The hostler could not deny it.</p> + +<p>"Well, you're the hardest customer <i>I</i> ever see!" muttered the agent, +as he got out of the wagon. "This is the wust mornin's work I ever +did. Let me have your old bay, and be a travellin'. You'd hev' a +fellur's eye teeth afore he knowed it, ef you wanted 'em."</p> + +<p>The major chuckled as he counted out forty dollars and handed them to +the agent. He eagerly assisted the hostler to ungear the coveted +horse; and when the bay was harnessed up, did not urge the agent to +stop, and the latter drove off, looking as melancholy as if he had +buried all his relations.</p> + +<p>The major drove out with his new purchase that very day; but his +performance did not equal his expectations. However, as an experienced +horse jockey, he knew that great allowances are to be made for a green +horse, and he promised to train him up to "2.50," at the least. But +before one week had passed over his head, his expectations were all +dashed. There was no "go" in the animal. His nose dropped to the +ground, his tail slunk, and his toes dug into the gravel as if he was +boring for water. The major had to confess that he had been completely +taken in.</p> + +<p>"That infernal rascal!" said he; "I wish I could catch him here +again."</p> + +<p>"You ain't very likely to," remarked Jake, the hostler, dryly.</p> + +<p>"Why so? Do you know any thing about him? Did you ever see him +before?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[196]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Ever see him! why, he came from the same place that I did."</p> + +<p>"Where's that?"</p> + +<p>"Meredith Bridge."</p> + +<p>"Meredith Bridge!" exclaimed the landlord. "And he said he wasn't a +horse jockey. O, what an ass I was."</p> + +<p>"Very true," said the hostler.</p> + +<p>"Any how, you never saw the horse before?" said the landlord.</p> + +<p>"Never see the horse before!" exclaimed Jake. "Why, Lord bless you, I +know'd him soonsever I sot eyes on him. He's Miss Stebbins's colt."</p> + +<p>"And you never told me of this, you scoundrel!"</p> + +<p>"I want a goin' to spile a trade," said the hostler. "And then I've +heard you say so often that nobody could take you in on a hoss, that I +thought it warnt no use."</p> + +<p>"The cussed swindler!" said the major. "After havin' shaved every body +he came across, he went and shaved a hoss, and put him off on +me—<i>me</i>, the greatest hossman in the State of Maine. The next chap +from Meredith Bridge that comes into these diggins, I'll get a fight +out of and lick him, jest as sure as my name's Elnathan Spike!"</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[197]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="FUNERAL_SHADOWS" id="FUNERAL_SHADOWS"></a>FUNERAL SHADOWS.</h2> + +<h3>A MYSTERY.</h3> + + +<p>The wind was howling and moaning through the almost deserted streets +of Boston, on a chilly evening of September, as a young man of medium +height and slight figure drew a faded and threadbare black cloak +around him, pulled his fur cap down on his forehead to shelter his +eyes from the cutting wind, and strode down Washington Street in a +northerly direction, with a rapid and impatient step. Arrived at the +door of a house of moderate pretensions, he entered hastily. We shall +follow him to the third story, enter with him a large and wholly dark +apartment, and watch him while he kindles a fire on the ample hearth +stone. A pale-blue flame flickers hesitatingly among the wood, and +conjures up from the walls around strange shapes and countenances +bathed in the indistinct and lurid light. And now the flame grows +brighter, and the heavy furniture in the apartment flings strange +shadows, horizontal, diagonal, and perpendicular; and the pictures on +the wall (for we are in a painter's studio) looked quite as vague and +vapory as the projected shadows. It is not difficult to imagine some +of these faces endowed with vitality, and so wild and startling are +many of them that the wavering shadows seem to belong to them, and to +be their strangely-animated limbs.</p> + +<p>The painter lit a lamp, and then a huge meerschaum filled<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[198]</a></span> with +fragrant tobacco, his nightly solace and daily inspiration. While the +smoke wreaths slowly ascended to the ceiling, he wove his Gothic +fancies, and saw, in the blue clouds that hovered over him, embryo +designs and groups that he afterwards transferred to canvas.</p> + +<p>Malise Grey was an artist of great but peculiar talent—a fine +draughtsman, an admirable colorist, but his imagination was of a +Gothic cast, and he delighted in strange, fantastical, and +supernatural subjects. He had travelled much in Germany, and his mind +was imbued with the superstitions and legends of that storied land. +These he loved to illustrate with his pencil, and his walls were +covered with German scenes and subjects, from the "Witches' Sabbath" +to the "Castled Crag of Drachenfels." Portraits he painted from +necessity, not choice; but he was too true an artist for the million. +The sleek hypocrite wore not on his canvas the deceptive look of +holiness that bore him on through life to wealth and honor, but the +crafty, sensual smile, the libertine eye, and lips that indicated the +secret phases of his character. Imbecile beauty saw her index in the +painted mirror. Folly stood convicted by the pencil. It was frequently +remarked, that you might learn more of a man from a glance at his +portrait than from months' companionship with the original. Malise +Grey was not popular—but he lived for his art, and bread and water +satisfied his earthly cravings.</p> + +<p>The meerschaum fairly smoked out, the artist drew from a dusty pile of +canvases one on which he had painted a family group. It was a fancy +piece. An old man lay upon his death bed, over which bent a weeping +wife and a sorrowing and lovely child. The face of the latter was one +of unearthly beauty, and Raphael or Titian might not have disdained +the painting of those glistening blue eyes, and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[199]</a></span> falling sunbeams +of that golden hair. The painter had poured out his soul upon that +angelic countenance and perfect figure.</p> + +<p>"It is my ideal," said the artist, "and, by the mystic whisper of the +heart, by the bright teaching of the star that rules my destiny, by +the forbidden lore of which I have drank deeply, I know that the ideal +of each mind is the reflex of the actual, and with the true artist +fancy is existence!"</p> + +<p>The meerschaum was again filled, and Malise Grey contemplated his +picture. The smoke wreaths rolled around it, but it shone out luminous +and starlike. Its harmony was like the silent melody of the spheres, +and its musical radiance dispelled the remembrance of all his +sufferings, and lulled him like the melody of falling waters. When, at +length, he drew his poor couch from its recess, and threw himself upon +it, he left the picture full in sight, and continued to watch it by +the fading firelight till its last luminous point disappeared with the +blaze, and slumber closed his lids to make its memory brighter.</p> + +<p>The next morning was clear and sparkling; the first rays of the sun +were like fiery rubies on the walls of the studio.</p> + +<p>The painter sprang to his feet. "The dream!" he cried. "My heart did +not deceive me. The spirits are at work for its accomplishment."</p> + +<p>He went forth to take his daily walk. There were times when an +appalling dread of insanity smote his heart, and once the expression +of a friend at the recital of one of his wildest fantasies led him +into a train of reflection and self-examination which shook his very +soul. For a time he forsook his studio, and went abroad into the gay +world and formed fashionable acquaintances; but he went back to his +lonely room and his hermit life at the expiration of a few<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[200]</a></span> weeks, +convinced that the madness of art was preferable to the madness of +society. And it was a painful thing for him to go abroad, for no one +sympathized with him. His mind dwelt either on the shadowy past, or +the yet more shadowy future. He held no communion with the present. +So, on the occasion we have referred to, after a hurried walk, he +returned to his room, the door of which he had left unlocked. A veiled +lady sat before his easel. She rose upon his entrance. His heart beat +high with anticipations. The lady thus addressed him:—</p> + +<p>"Malise Grey, we have known each other in the land of dreams!" and +removing her veil, she pointed with her left hand to the picture, +while she extended her right to the painter. The ideal and the actual +stood before him. A strange light gleamed upon the painter's mind, and +he spoke as if prompted by some unseen power.</p> + +<p>"Esther Vaughan, by this token do I know you." He took her hand, and +added, "By the mystic spell that drew us to each other, I conjure you +here to plight your troth to me for weal and woe."</p> + +<p>"My father died shortly after that picture was painted," replied the +maiden, "and my mother—my poor mother—soon followed him. The spirit +summons commanded me to seek you out. I have obeyed."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>A strange marriage was solemnized in the Old King's Chapel. The bride +wore no rose or orange flower in her braided hair, and a long, black +veil enveloped her from head to foot. In fact, her entire raiment, and +that of the bridegroom, was of the same ghastly hue; and the ceremony +was performed beneath the light of torches, which threw their funeral +glare upon the mortuary tablets and reliefs that decorate the interior +of the sacred edifice. As<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[201]</a></span> the newly-married pair were about to step +into the carriage at the door, a thin figure in black approached the +bride, and laid its hand upon her arm. The countenance was not +visible. The bride uttered a sharp cry of pain and terror, and the +figure instantly stepped back.</p> + +<p>"Hold up your torch, there, sexton," cried the painter; "some one has +insulted the bride."</p> + +<p>A tall figure was seen stealing away through the tombstones in the +churchyard, to which he had probably gained access through a breach in +the wall, at that time wholly ruinous.</p> + +<p>It is not our intention to describe the happiness of Malise Grey and +his strangely-found and strangely-wedded bride. Enough to say, it was +like all the circumstances that composed his existence—dream-like and +strange. So vivid were his dreams and reveries, that he often wondered +whether they were not the actual, and his marriage life the imaginary, +part of his existence. He could not give himself up to enjoyment; and +sometimes, when his young wife would have lavished on him the wealth +of her innocent caresses, he turned from her moodily, and muttered, +"What have I to do with a spirit bride? When the sun rises, these +shadows will disperse."</p> + +<p>Esther Grey had often solicited her husband to paint her portrait, +since the likeness in the family picture showed her under the +influence of grief. She wished a record of her happiness. Grey set +about complying with her request. He assumed the task in a moment of +inspired and fresh feeling, and went to work with heart and soul. His +sketch was instantaneously executed, and then</p> + +<div class="poem"> + <div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"His touches they flew like leaves in a storm;<br /> +</span> +<span class="i0">And the pure pearly white, and the carnation warm,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Contending in harmony, glowed."<br /></span> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[202]</a></span></div></div> + +<p>Suddenly he threw down his pencil, and paced the apartment to and fro +with rapid strides. "The doomed look!" he muttered, "the doomed look! +Esther, I can paint no more to-day."</p> + +<p>But the morrow found him early at his task. A few hours' work +completed a portrait which, for fidelity of likeness, harmony of +accessories, and felicity of coloring, was almost unsurpassable. Yet +the painter refused to have it framed, and concealed it from view +behind a curtain in his studio.</p> + +<p>A day or two afterwards, a stranger called upon the artist. He was a +tall, thin man, attired in a threadbare suit of black bombazine. He +was frightfully pale. His jaws were prominent, and the sallow, +shrunken skin clung close to every muscle of his countenance. His +dark, sunken, and glossy eyes had an unearthly expression, and his air +was melancholy in the extreme. A nameless chill came over the painter +as he surveyed the aspect of his unknown visitor. The stranger coldly +surveyed the productions of the artist, and honored them with a few +brief comments. At length he paused before the veiled picture, and +said, "This picture of your wife belongs to me."</p> + +<p>The painter was so strong a believer in the supernatural, had been +subject to so many inexplicable influences, that he felt no surprise +at the stranger's naming the subject of the veiled picture without +uncovering it. But he repeated, sternly, "Belongs to you? What mean +you by that remark?"</p> + +<p>"I mean it is, or will be mine, by purchase."</p> + +<p>"Not so."</p> + +<p>"Then you will not sell it?"</p> + +<p>"I will not part with it at any price."</p> + +<p>The stranger smiled, but not sneeringly or sarcastically<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[203]</a></span> The +expression of his countenance was mournful in the extreme, and +likewise unpleasant, because the parting of his shrivelled lips +displayed his large, yellow teeth in unpleasant relief. He opened the +door, but paused upon the threshold.</p> + +<p>"You will not part with it?"</p> + +<p>"Once more, no!" replied the painter.</p> + +<p>"No matter; the original will soon be mine."</p> + +<p>The door closed rapidly behind his noiseless steps. A vague terror +shot through the soul of the artist.</p> + +<p>When Esther Vaughan came to the dwelling of the painter, she was +radiant with a health which had triumphed over sorrow and long +watching, but the seeds of disease now fastened upon her frame, and +she sunk under its influence, growing daily feebler. The almost +distracted husband employed the best physicians in the city, and under +their efforts Esther, for a while, seemed to revive. One day, in +solemn conclave, they decided that the patient would live, and +announced the intelligence to the poor painter, as he sat in his +lonely studio, with much pomposity and emphasis. At the time of this +announcement, the painter was standing opposite the open door through +which the physicians had just entered. At the moment when a smile of +gratified love was lighting up his intelligent countenance, his eyes, +looking beyond the group of visitors, caught in the corridor those of +the strange bidder for the veiled picture. The unknown shook his head +slowly and mournfully, then turned and retired.</p> + +<p>"Stop him, gentlemen," cried the painter, bursting through the group +of leeches; "he is a deadly enemy!"</p> + +<p>The physicians looked at each other, smiled darkly, and shook their +heads.</p> + +<p>"Poor Grey!" said an old doctor.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[204]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Mad?" asked the youngest of the group.</p> + +<p>"The cell, the chain, and scourge would be a wholesome prescription," +said the first speaker.</p> + +<p>Such were the tender mercies of science to madness in the eighteenth +century.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>It was a hushed midsummer night. The hum of busy footsteps had long +since died away, and the twinkling lights had faded, one by one, from +the huge bulk of the metropolis. To the lonely night watcher, there +was enough of light in the mild effulgence of the moon to distinguish +whether the pale invalid woke or slumbered; whether the repose of the +dead was inviolate, or invaded by noisome things that move abroad only +in darkness. And midway between life and death, so motionless that you +would say she belonged to the dark realm of the latter, so lovely that +the former still seemed to claim her own, lay the earth-born love of +the painter, with her ethereal essence yet hovering near the beloved +of her soul. The painter sat by the bedside, with her thin, pale hand +clasped in his. He had listened to her last accents; he had heard her +call him, in the fervor of her affection, "her beautiful, her own;" +and he knew that, ere the unseen clock had recorded the death of +another hour, the feeble pulse that fluttered beneath his fingers +would have ceased to beat. Yet, with all this, his eyes were tearless, +and his heart less heavy than in those dark dreams which had +foreshadowed this event. In weal or woe, his prophetic dreams seemed +even more impressive than the realities which followed them.</p> + +<p>It appeared as if there were a magnetic influence in the touch of the +dying hand; that the soul of Esther, bathed in the dawning light of +the better world, had communicated a portion of its brightness to his +own. So the hours wore<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[205]</a></span> on; the feeble pulse yet beat, but fainter and +fainter. At last, through the open window which commanded a view of +the east, the brightening streaks of dawn appeared; in the leaves of a +solitary tree, that stood amid a wilderness of brick hard by, was +heard the faint, tremulous twitter of a bird waiting but a ruddier ray +to launch forth upon his dewy pinions. A smile, like a ray of light, +dawned upon the countenance of Esther. She pointed to a shadowy alcove +in the chamber, and the painter's eye, following the indication, +detected the figure of his mysterious and prophetic visitor. But the +countenance of the unknown was milder, softer; a veil of brightness +had fallen upon the more repulsive lineaments, and when the broad +daylight beamed into the apartment, his image melted into the ray, +like a rain-drop into a sunny sea. A thrill ran through the painter's +frame; he gazed upon the face of Esther; it was that of death.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>An unfinished painting rests upon an easel; it is a glimpse of +paradise. In the centre is a focus of almost intolerable splendor, the +luminous veil of the Inconceivable and Infinite; while towards it, as +if drawn by a vortex of glory, yet held in suspense when too near, +hovers a cloud of radiant forms and faces, their souls, pure and +beatified, beaming from their countenances, all full of adoration, +intelligence, and bliss. The painter sat before it, giving the last +touches with a feeble yet graceful hand. A light seemed to stream upon +him from the picture, and lit up his pale, inspired countenance.</p> + +<p>The door opened, yet the painter turned not from his task; he heard no +footstep, yet he knew that the messenger—no longer feared, but hoped +for—was standing at his side.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[206]</a></span></p> + +<p>"One touch more," he said, softly. "Thus 'tis done, and bravely done!"</p> + +<p>He turned—the mysterious messenger was truly there. But as the +painter gazed, the herald's form was transfigured; his poor garments +had given place to shining raiments; his countenance beamed glory and +goodness; effulgent wings expanded their snowy plumage from his +glorious shoulders, and on his forehead shone a star like that of +morning. He touched the mortal hand that throbbed to meet his clasp; +the last film fell from the painter's eye, and he saw, with ecstasy, +no horrid phantom, but <span class="smcap">Azrael</span>, the Angel of Death, great, +beautiful, and good.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[207]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_LATE_ELIAS_MUGGS" id="THE_LATE_ELIAS_MUGGS"></a>THE LATE ELIAS MUGGS,</h2> + +<h3>CAPTAIN IN THE M. V. M.</h3> + + +<p>Elias Muggs is no more! Hepzibah Muggs is a widow; a stranger has +purchased the stock of West India goods, and the Bluetown Fusileers +are commanded by the first lieutenant. These are sad changes.</p> + +<p>It is not a little remarkable that though Captain Elias Muggs was not +born in the same year as the Duke of Wellington, (though, by the way, +every body else seems to have been,) yet he died about the same time. +There was a striking similarity between their characters and +positions. The Iron Duke was commander-in-chief of the allied forces +at the battle of Waterloo, and Elias Muggs was commander of the +Bluetown Fusileers. If Elias Muggs had been born on the other side of +the water, he probably would have been the Duke of Wellington; and if +the Duke of Wellington had been born here, he would probably have been +Elias Muggs. This proposition may appear a metaphysical subtlety to +obtuse minds, but to ours it seems as clear as mud.</p> + +<p>When such a man dies, he must not be permitted to depart</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Without the meed of one melodious tear."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>His loss is a national loss. Nature seems to have intended<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[208]</a></span> him for +President of the United States, but "left him two drinks behind;" +whence we may conclude that Nature is a humbug, a conclusion +practically arrived at by most artists, living and dead.</p> + +<p>Elias Muggs, from his tenderest years, was devoted to groceries and +glory. His venerable schoolmistress, who has outlived her illustrious +pupil, and is now supported by the town whose founders were formed by +her care, and who laid the foundation of our hero's greatness by the +powerful application of birch at the seat of learning, assured us, in +a recent interview, that the military propensities of Muggs were +developed at an early age. She observed that it was impossible to fix +his attention on the classic page of Noah Webster when the Bluetown +Fusileers were passing the school house with drum and fife, and that +the motive of his first experiment at "hooking jack" was a desire to +attend a country muster in the neighboring town. She added, that she +distinctly remembered having confiscated a box of tin soldiers with +which he was amusing himself, and that he threatened to "punch her +eye" if she did not release the unconscious prisoners of war on +<i>parole</i>. These are very important facts.</p> + +<p>We are unable to state the precise age at which Elias entered the +service—but the town clerk of Bluetown places it at twenty-one. He +went through the different grades with great rapidity, and was finally +chosen captain in a warmly-contested election. There is no question +that he would have been elected unanimously, without difficulty, had +there not existed a great doubt in the <i>corps</i> (Captain Muggs, by the +way, always pronounced this word, and spelled it, <i>corpse</i>) of his +ability to "treat;" whereas his adversary was distinguished for +possessing a "pocket full of rocks," and a willingness "to treat every +body." The success<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[209]</a></span> of our hero, under the circumstances, was purely +owing to military merit. The moment he was chosen, he took the field +at the head of his command. Admiring Bluetown gazed approvingly upon +his swallow-tailed coat, his tall plume, his shining battle blade, his +plated scabbard, worsted sash, and low-heeled, cowhide boots. The +fair, who are ever ready to award their smiles to chivalry, were +unanimous in their approval, and Deacon Dogget's daughter was heard to +murmur, "O, what a pooty soger 'lias makes!" "Upon this hint he spake" +a few days afterwards, and in due time they were married. But enough +of that—our essay treats of war, not love.</p> + +<p>In his "first field," Captain Muggs displayed his extraordinary +knowledge of tactics. He it was who first discovered the method of +"dressing" a line, by backing it up against a curbstone. He also +divested military science of many pedantic terms, which tend only to +confuse the young conscript, and dampen the military ardor of the +patriot soldier. He substituted the brief and soldierly words of +command, "haw!" "gee!" and "whoa!" for "left," "right," and "halt." +His spirited "let her rip!" was an infinite improvement on the "fire" +of the Steuben manual. The object of the commander is to make himself +understood readily by his men, and in this Captain Muggs was perfectly +successful.</p> + +<p>The greatest commanders have been famous for their terse eloquence. +Napoleon said to his troops in Egypt, "Soldiers, from the summit of +these pyramids twenty centuries look down on you this day." Scott, in +Mexico, said to Smith's brigade, "Brave rifles, you have been baptized +in fire, and have come out steel." And Muggs, at Bluetown, after the +last manœuvre, said, "Feller sogers, that 'ere was prime—and now +less adjourn to the tavern and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[210]</a></span> likker up at my expense." It is +questionable whether any speech of Napoleon or Scott ever excited more +enthusiasm.</p> + +<p>The company adjourned to the tavern, and after plentifully refreshing +with long nines, pigtail, New England, and crackers, departed with +three cheers for the "cap'n." We would fain draw a veil over what +followed. But a strict regard for truth compels us to "speak right out +in meetin'." All great men have their weaknesses. Cæsar was not +immaculate. Alexander the Great died of <i>mania a potu</i>. There was no +Maine liquor law at the time of which we speak. There was not even a +temperance society in all Bluetown.</p> + +<p>Captain Muggs was in the green and salad days of youth. He was flushed +with military success, young, ardent, and imprudent.</p> + +<p>He retired to a private room with the commissioned officers of his +"corps," and left a liberal order at the bar. Healths were drank, +songs sung, patriotic and otherwise, more otherwise than patriotic, +and the "fast and furious" fun was driven into the small hours of the +morning. When the bill was presented, Captain Muggs was without funds; +and his gallant subordinates, on the bare suggestion of a loan, +incontinently vanished. Captain Muggs intimated something about +credit. The landlord shook his head. Captain Muggs was grieved, and +the landlord consulted the flytraps on the ceiling, still extending +his open hand, with the palm upwards, in the direction of the officer. +Finding the publican obdurate, the captain proposed to leave his +uniform and equipments in pawn, and the offer was accepted.</p> + +<p>And here let us pause to contemplate the moral greatness of this act. +Those insignia of rank were as dear to Muggs as the apple of his eye. +They were to him what<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[211]</a></span> the sceptre and crown were to Napoleon. It was +like tugging at his heartstrings to unfasten the belt and sash, and +lay the sword upon the table. Marsyas suffered not more when Apollo +removed his skin than Muggs did when the landlord stripped off his +coat and epaulets. When the hat and plume were laid upon the altar of +offended Mammon, Muggs uttered a deep groan, and departed in his shirt +sleeves. If we were a great historical painter, we should prefer this +subject to that of Washington resigning his commission as +commander-in-chief of the revolutionary army.</p> + +<p>The same integrity distinguished Captain Muggs throughout his life. +When, some years afterwards, he received a letter from a lawyer, +stating that, in case he did not immediately satisfy a certain claim +of five years' standing, legal measures would be adopted to enforce +payment, he remitted the sum in question without a murmur.</p> + +<p>Personal courage is not deemed indispensable to great commanders. +Marlborough is said to have trembled on the battle field. It is the +part of the officer to command—of the men to execute. But Muggs was +as valiant as he was wise. On a field day, when a certain turbulent +apple woman persisted in encroaching on the lines, Captain Muggs +charged her in person, unsupported by his troops, upset her apple +stall, and expelled her from the lines. Such achievements are of rare +occurrence.</p> + +<p>On every parade day, Muggs was "thar." In every sham fight he was +first and foremost. He was always loudest in proclaiming the "dooty of +the milingtary to support the civil power." Yet in the great riot +caused by the illegal impounding of Steve Gubbins's bull, when +Bluetown was divided against itself, her constabulary force and +"specials" ignominiously beaten and routed, Captain Muggs, with an +heroic deafness to the call of glory and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[212]</a></span> selectmen, from a +reluctance to shed the blood of his fellow-citizens, refused to call +out his company, and concealed himself in a hayloft till the affray +was over, the pound completely demolished, and the bull rescued from +the minions of the law.</p> + +<p>The loss of such a man is irreparable. What a president he would have +made! Magnanimity, self-denial, punctuality, eloquence, popularity, +military glory—why, he had all the elements of success. But our +heroes are fast passing away. Muggs is gone, and we must make up our +minds to be governed by mere statesmen!</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[213]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_SOLDIERS_WIFE" id="THE_SOLDIERS_WIFE"></a>THE SOLDIER'S WIFE.</h2> + + +<p>It was a fine night in the autumn of the year 1805, and the stars +shone as brilliantly over the gay city of Paris as if they had burned +in an Italian heaven. The cumbrous mass of the palace of the +Tuileries, instead of lying like a dark leviathan in the shadows of +the night, blazed with light in all its many-windowed length; for the +soldier emperor, the idol of his subjects, that night gave a grand +ball and reception to the world. Troops in full uniform were under +arms, and the great lamps of the court yard gazed brightly on the +channelled bayonets and polished musket barrels of the sentinels. +Carriage after carriage drew up at the great portal, and emitted +beautiful ladies, brilliantly attired, and marshals and staff officers +blazing with embroidery; for Napoleon, simple and unostentatious in +his own person, well knew the importance of surrounding himself with a +brilliant court; and the people, even the rude and ragged denizens of +the Faubourgs St. Antoine and St. Marceau, as they hung upon the iron +railing and scanned the splendid dresses of the guests as they +alighted from their carriages, were well pleased to see that a throne +created by themselves could vie in splendor with the old hereditary +seats of loyalty that existed in spite of the execrations of the +million. They marked with pleasure the arms of some of the ancient +Bourbon nobility on the panels of some of the glittering<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[214]</a></span> equipages, +for all the aristocracy of France had not joined the banners of her +adversaries.</p> + +<p>Within the walls of the palace, in the reception room, the scene was +yet more dazzling. The draperies of the throne, at the foot of which +stood Josephine, more impressive from her native and winning +loveliness than the splendor of the priceless diamonds that decked her +brow and neck, and the emperor in the simple attire of a gentleman, +with no distinctive ornament save the grand cross of the Legion of +Honor: the draperies of the throne, we say, no longer presented the +golden lilies of the Bourbon, but the golden bees of Napoleon—symbols +of the industry and perseverance which had raised him to his rank. The +eye, as it roamed around the brilliant circle, encountered few of +those vapid faces which make the staple of the surroundings of an +hereditary throne. Every epaulet that sparkled there graced the +shoulder of a man who had won his grade by exposure, gallantry, and +intellect. There was the scarred veteran of the Sambre and the Meuse, +heroes who had crossed "that terrible bridge of Lodi" in the path of +the French tricolor and the face of the withering fire of Austrian +batteries—dim eyes that had been blighted by the burning sands of +Egypt, warriors who had braved the perils of the Alps, and the dangers +of the plains of Lombardy.</p> + +<p>Somewhat apart from the brilliant circle, in the embrasure of one of +the deep and lofty windows, stood a young officer, in conversation +with a beautiful young woman. The latter was attired in white satin, +and the rich lace veil that half hid the orange flower in her hair, +and descended gracefully over her faultless shoulders, proclaimed her +to be a bride. And the young soldier, her companion? The radiant pride +and joy that beamed from his fine dark eye,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[215]</a></span> the animation of his +manner, and the tenderness of his tone, as he addressed the lady, +emphatically proclaimed the bridegroom. Such, indeed, were the +relations of Colonel Lioncourt and Leonide Lasalle, who had that day +only lost her maiden appellation at the altar of Notre Dame.</p> + +<p>So absorbed was the young colonel in the conversation, that it was +only after he had been twice addressed that he turned and noticed the +proximity of a third person.</p> + +<p>"Sorry to interrupt you, colonel," said the new comer, a young man +with dark lowering brows, deep-set eyes, and a sinister expression, +heightened by a sabre cut that traversed his left cheek diagonally, +"but his majesty desires to speak to you."</p> + +<p>"<i>Au revoir</i>, Leonide," said the young colonel to his bride; "I will +join you again in a few moments. The emperor is laconic enough in his +communications. Meanwhile, I leave you to the care of my friend."</p> + +<p>The emperor was already impatient, and the moment the colonel appeared +he grasped his arm familiarly, and led him aside, while the immediate +group of courtiers fell back respectfully, and out of earshot.</p> + +<p>"Colonel," said Napoleon, "I have news—great news. The enemies of +France will not give us a moment's repose. It is no longer England +alone that threatens us. I could have crushed England, had she met me +single handed. In a month my eagles would have lighted on the tower of +London. Russia, Austria, and Sweden have joined her. Our frontier is +threatened by half a million men. Lioncourt, you are brave and trusty, +and I will tell you what I dare communicate to few. My movements must +be as secret as the grave. Paris must not suspect them. What do you +think I propose doing?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[216]</a></span></p> + +<p>"To strengthen the frontier by concentrating your troops on different +points, sire."</p> + +<p>Napoleon smiled.</p> + +<p>"No, Lioncourt; we will beard the lion in his den. I have broken up +the camp at Boulogne. I will rush at once into the heart of Germany. I +will separate the enemy's columns from each other. The first division +that marches against me shall be outflanked, attacked in the rear, and +cut to pieces. One after another they shall fall before me. In three +months I shall triumph over the coalition. I shall dictate terms of +peace from the field of battle. Lioncourt, they are short sighted. +They know nothing of me yet. They fancy that my heart is engaged in +these frivolous pomps and gayeties with which I amuse the people—that +I have become enervated by 'Capuan delights.' But you know me better. +You know that my throne is the back of my war horse—that the sword is +my sceptre, cannon my diplomatists. I wished for peace—they have +elected war; on their heads be the guilt and the bloodshed."</p> + +<p>He paused, out of breath with the rapidity of his utterance. Colonel +Lioncourt waited respectfully till he should recommence.</p> + +<p>"Colonel," he said, at last, in a tone of sadness, a melancholy shade +passing over his fine features, "they have described me as a +sanguinary monster. History will do me justice. History will attest +that I never drew the sword without just cause—that I returned it to +its scabbard on the earliest opportunity. Not on my soul the guilt of +slaughtered thousands, of villages burned, of peasants driven from +their homes, of fields ravaged, of women widowed, and children +orphaned. My whole soul yearns for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[217]</a></span> peace. I would build my true +greatness on the promulgation of just laws, the culture of religion +and intellect, the triumphs of agriculture, and the arts of peace. But +I must obey my destiny. Europe must be ploughed by the sword. The +struggle is between civilization and barbarism, freedom and despotism, +the Frank and the Cossack. But I prate too long. Colonel, I sent for +you to pronounce a hard sentence. Your regiment of hussars is already +under arms. You must march to-night—instantly."</p> + +<p>"Sire," said Lioncourt, with a sigh. "This news will kill my poor +wife."</p> + +<p>"Josephine shall console her," said the emperor. "I would have +informed you earlier, but St. Eustache, your lieutenant colonel, whom +I now see talking with madame, advised me not to do so."</p> + +<p>"I thank him," muttered Lioncourt bitterly.</p> + +<p>"You have no time to lose. I counsel you to leave the presence +quietly. Let your wife learn that you have marched by a letter. Better +that than the agony of parting. I know something of human, and +particularly feminine, nature. Adieu, colonel. Courage and good +fortune."</p> + +<p>And so saying, the emperor glided easily back to the circle he had +left. Lioncourt's brain reeled under the blow he had received. He +gazed upon his wife as she stood radiant, beautiful, and unsuspicious, +under a glittering chandelier, with the same feelings with which a man +takes his last look of the shore as he sinks forever in the +treacherous wave. In another moment he was gone. The sentries +presented arms as he passed out of the palace. His orderly was in the +court yard holding his charger by the bridle. The colonel threw +himself into the saddle, and was soon at the head of the regiment. The +trumpets and kettledrums were mute—for such were the general orders<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[218]</a></span> +and the regiment rode out of the city in silence, broken only by the +heavy tramping of the horses' hoofs, and the clanking of scabbards +rebounding from their flanks. As they passed out of one of the gates, +the lieutenant colonel, St. Eustache, joined the column at a gallop, +and reported to his commander.</p> + +<p>St. Eustache had been a lover of Leonide Lasalle, had proposed for her +hand, and been rejected. Still, he had not utterly ceased to love her, +but his desire of possession was now mingled with a thirst of +vengeance. He both hated and loved the beautiful Leonide, while he +regarded his fortunate rival and commanding officer with feelings of +unmitigated hatred. Yet he had art enough to conceal his guilty +feelings and guilty projects. While he rode beside the colonel, his +thoughts ran somewhat in this vein:—</p> + +<p>"Well, at least I have succeeded in marring their joy. Lioncourt's +triumph over me was short lived. He may never see his bride again. He +is venturesome and rash. We have sharp work before us, or I'm very +much mistaken, and Colonel Eugene Lioncourt may figure in the list of +killed in the first general engagement. Then I renew my suit, and if +Leonide again reject me, there's no virtue in determination."</p> + +<p>While the colonel's regiment was slowly pursuing its way, the +festivities at the Tuileries were drawing to a close. Madame Lioncourt +wondered very much at the absence of her husband, and still more so +when the guests began to depart, and he did not reappear to escort her +to her carriage. It was then that the empress honored her with an +interview, and, with tears in her beautiful eyes, informed her of her +husband's march in obedience to orders. The poor lady bore bravely up +against the effect of this intelligence so long as she was in the +presence of the emperor<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[219]</a></span> and empress; but when alone in her carriage, +on her way to her now solitary home, she burst into a flood of tears, +and it seemed as if her very heart were breaking. The next morning +brought a short but kind note from her husband. It was overflowing +with affection and full of hope. The campaign, conducted by Napoleon's +genius, he thought, could not fail to be brief, and he should return +with new laurels, to lay them at the feet of his lovely bride. This +little note was treasured up by Leonide as if it had been the relic of +a saint, and its words of love and promise cheered her day after day +in the absence of her husband.</p> + +<p>At last, news came to the capital from the seat of war. The battle of +Austerlitz had been fought and won. The cannon thundered from the +Invalides, Paris blazed with illuminations, and the steeples reeled +with the crashing peals of the joy bells. No particulars came at +first; many had been killed and wounded; but the French eagles were +victorious, and this was all the people at first cared for. +Lioncourt's regiment had covered itself with glory, but no special +mention was made of him in the first despatches.</p> + +<p>At last, one morning, a visitor was announced to Madame Lioncourt, and +she hastily descended to her salon to receive him. St. Eustache +advanced to meet her. She eagerly scanned his countenance as he held +out his hand. It was grave and sombre. A second glance showed her a +black crape sword knot on the hilt of his sabre. She fainted and sank +upon the floor before St. Eustache could catch her in his arms. He +summoned her maid, and the latter, with the assistance of another +servant, bore her mistress from the apartment.</p> + +<p>St. Eustache paced the room to and fro, occasionally raising his eyes +to contemplate the rich gilded ceiling, the paintings and statuettes, +which adorned the <i>salon</i>.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[220]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Some style here!" he muttered. "And they say she has this in her own +right. Lioncourt left her some funds, I fancy. Young, beautiful, rich; +by Jove, she is a prize."</p> + +<p>His meditations were interrupted by the return of Madame Lioncourt, +who motioned her visitor to be seated, and sank into a <i>fauteuil</i> +herself. She was pale as marble, and her eyes were red with recent +tears, but her voice was calm and firm as she said,—</p> + +<p>"I need hardly ask you, sir, if my poor husband has fallen. I could +read ill news in your countenance as soon as you appeared. Were you +near him when he fell?"</p> + +<p>"I was beside him, madame. We were charging the flying Russians. Our +horses, maddened with excitement, had carried us far in advance of our +column, when suddenly we were surrounded by a group of horsemen, who +took courage and rallied for a moment. Lioncourt was carrying death in +every blow he dealt, when a Russian cavalry officer, discharging his +pistol at point blank distance, shot him dead from the saddle. I saw +no more, for I was myself wounded and swept away in the torrent of the +fight. But he is dead. Even if that pistol shot had not slain him, the +hoofs of his own troopers, as they rushed madly forward in pursuit of +the enemy, would have trampled every spark of life out of his bosom."</p> + +<p>Leonide wrung her hands.</p> + +<p>"But you, at least, recovered his—his remains?"</p> + +<p>"Pardon, madame. I instituted a search for our colonel's body where he +fell. But the spot had already been visited by marauders. All the +insignia of rank had disappeared; and in the mangled heap of stripped +and mutilated corpses, it was impossible to distinguish friend from +foe."</p> + +<p>The widowed bride groaned deeply as she covered her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[221]</a></span> face with her +handkerchief and rocked to and fro on her seat.</p> + +<p>"Madame," said St. Eustache, "I will no longer intrude upon your +grief. When time has somewhat assuaged the poignancy of your +affliction, I will again call on you to tender my respectful +sympathies."</p> + +<p>Time wore on, and with it brought those alleviations it affords to +even the keenest sorrow. The assiduity of friends compelled Madame +Lioncourt to lay aside her widow's weeds, and reappear in the great +world of fashion. There, whatever may have been her secret sorrow, she +learned to wear the mask of a smiling exterior, and even to appear +gayest among the gay, as if she sought forgetfulness in the wildest +excitement and most frivolous amusement.</p> + +<p>During all this time, St. Eustache, who had got a military appointment +at Paris, was ever at her side. It was impossible for her to avoid +him. He escorted her to her carriage when she left a ball room; he was +the first to claim her hand when she entered. He was so respectful, so +sad, so humble, that it was impossible to take offence at his +assiduities, and she even began to like him in spite of former +prejudices. Though it was evident that the freedom of her hand had +renewed his former hopes, still no words of his ever betrayed their +revival; only sometimes a suppressed sigh, the trembling of his hand +as it touched hers, gave evidence that could not be mistaken.</p> + +<p>Affairs were in this condition, when a brother of Leonide, Alfred +Lasalle, a young advocate from the provinces, came to establish +himself in Paris. He at once became the protector and guardian of his +sister, and, as such, conceived the same violent dislike to St. +Eustache that Leonide had formerly entertained towards him. St. +Eustache, after many fruitless attempts to conciliate the brother, +gave it up<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[222]</a></span> in despair. Still, whenever Alfred's affairs called him +away, he supplied his place with the young widow.</p> + +<p>At this time, play sometimes ran very high in the salons of the +capital; and Leonide rose from the <i>écarté</i> table one night, indebted +to St. Eustache in the sum of a thousand crowns.</p> + +<p>"Call on me to-morrow," said Leonide, with a flushed face, "and I will +repay you."</p> + +<p>St. Eustache was pretty well acquainted with the affairs of the young +widow. He knew that she had been living on her capital for some time, +and that she had reached the limit of her resources. He knew that it +was utterly impossible for her to raise a thousand crowns in +twenty-four hours. She must, therefore, he thought, cancel her debt by +her hand. This was the alternative to which he had been manœuvring +to bring her; therefore he entered her salon the next day with the air +of a victor. He was no longer covetous of wealth; he had prospered in +his own speculations, and was immensely rich; the hand of Leonide, +even without her heart, was now all he sought.</p> + +<p>Madame Lioncourt received him with the easy assurance of a woman of +the world. He, on his part, advanced with the grace of a French +courtier.</p> + +<p>"You came to remind me, sir," said the lady, "that I was unfortunate +at play last night."</p> + +<p>"No, madame," said St. Eustache, "it is yourself who reminds me of it. +Pardon me, I am somewhat acquainted with your circumstances. I know +that you are no longer as rich as you are beautiful——"</p> + +<p>"Sir!"</p> + +<p>"Pardon the allusion, madam; I did not intend to insult you, but only +to suggest that the payment of money was not the only method of +cancelling a debt."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[223]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I do not understand you, sir."</p> + +<p>"Leonide, it is time that you did understand me!" cried St. Eustache, +impetuously. "It is time that I should throw off the mask and assert +my claim to your hand. I loved you once—I love you still. You are now +in my power. You cannot pay me the money you owe me; but you can make +me happy. Your hand——"</p> + +<p>"Colonel St. Eustache," said the lady, coldly, as she rose and handed +him a pocket book, "be good enough to count those notes."</p> + +<p>St. Eustache ran over them hastily.</p> + +<p>"A thousand crowns, madame," he said.</p> + +<p>"Then the debt is cancelled. Never renew the proposal of this morning. +Good day, sir."</p> + +<p>With a haughty inclination of the head, she swept out of the room.</p> + +<p>"Never renew the proposal of this morning!" said St. Eustache to +himself. "A thousand furies! It shall be renewed to-night. She will be +at the masquerade at the opera house. I have bribed her chambermaid, +and know her dress. She shall hear me plead my suit. I have dared too +much, perilled too much, to give her up so easily."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Amidst the gay crowd at the opera house was a light figure in a pink +domino, attended by one in black. Not to make a mystery of these +characters, they were Madame Lioncourt and her brother.</p> + +<p>"Dear Alfred," said the lady, "I am afraid you impoverished yourself +to aid me in extricating myself from the toils of my persevering +suitor."</p> + +<p>"Say nothing of it, Leonide," replied Alfred. "Your liberty is cheaply +purchased by the sacrifice."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[224]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Lady, one word with you," said a low voice at her side.</p> + +<p>She turned, and beheld a pilgrim with scrip, staff, and cross, and +closely masked.</p> + +<p>"Twenty, if you will, reverend sir," she replied gayly. "But methinks +this is a strange scene for one of your solemn vocation."</p> + +<p>"The true man," replied the mask, "finds something to interest him in +every scene of life. Wherever men and women assemble in crowds, there +is always an opportunity for counsel and consolation. The pious +pilgrim should console the sad; and are not the saddest hearts found +in the gayest throngs?"</p> + +<p>"True, true," replied Leonide, with a deep sigh.</p> + +<p>"But you, at least, are happy, lady," said the pilgrim.</p> + +<p>"Happy! Could you see my face, you would see a mask more impenetrable +than this velvet one I wear. It is all smiles," she whispered. "But," +she added, laying her hand on her bosom,—</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"'I have a silent sorrow here,<br /></span> +<span class="i1">A grief I'll ne'er impart;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">It heaves no sigh, it sheds no tear,<br /></span> +<span class="i1">But it consumes my heart.'"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>"Can it be possible!" cried the pilgrim. "You have the reputation of +being one of the gayest of the Parisian ladies."</p> + +<p>"Then you know me not."</p> + +<p>"I know you by name, Madame Lioncourt."</p> + +<p>"Then you should know that name represents a noble and gallant +heart—the life of my own widowed bosom. You should know that +Lioncourt, the bravest of the brave,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[225]</a></span> the truest of the true, lies in +a nameless grave at Austerlitz, the very spot unknown."</p> + +<p>"I too was at Austerlitz," said the pilgrim, in a deep voice.</p> + +<p>"You were at Austerlitz!"</p> + +<p>"Yes, madame, in the—hussars."</p> + +<p>"It was my husband's regiment."</p> + +<p>"Yes, madame. I was for a long time supposed to be dead. My comrades +saw me fall, and I was reported for dead. Faith, I came near dying. +But I fell into the hands of some good people, though they were +Austrians, and they took good care of me, and cured my wounds; and +here I am at last."</p> + +<p>"Ah! why," exclaimed Madame Lioncourt, "may this not have been the +fate of your colonel? Why may not he too have survived the carnage, +and been preserved in the same manner? His body was never recognized."</p> + +<p>"Very possibly Lioncourt may still be living."</p> + +<p>"Yet St. Eustache told me he was dead."</p> + +<p>"He is a false traitor!" cried the pilgrim. "Leonide!" cried he, with +thrilling emphasis, "you have borne bad news; can you bear good?"</p> + +<p>"God will give me strength to bear good tidings," cried the lady.</p> + +<p>"Then arm yourself with all your energy," said the stranger. +"Lioncourt lives."</p> + +<p>"Lives!" said Leonide, faintly, grasping the arm of the stranger to +support herself from falling.</p> + +<p>"Courage, madame; I tell you the truth. He lives."</p> + +<p>"Then take me to him. The crisis is past. I can bear to meet him; +nothing but delay will kill me now!" cried the lady, hurriedly.</p> + +<p>"He stands beside you!" said the stranger.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[226]</a></span></p> + +<p>A long, deep sigh, and Leonide lay in the arms of the pilgrim, who was +still masked. But she recovered herself with superhuman energy, and +said,—</p> + +<p>"Come, come, I must see you. I must kneel at your feet. I must clasp +your hands; my joy—my love—my life!"</p> + +<p>"Room, room, there!" cried a seneschal. "The emperor!"</p> + +<p>"Dearest Leonide," whispered a voice in her ear, "I resolved to see +you again to-night, in spite of your prohibition to renew my suit."</p> + +<p>"Then wait here beside me; do not leave me," answered the lady, as she +recognized St. Eustache.</p> + +<p>"That will I not, dearest," was the fervent reply.</p> + +<p>Napoleon, with Josephine leaning on his arm, advanced through the +broad space cleared by the attendants, and when he had taken up a +position in the centre of the hall, near Lioncourt and his bride, St. +Eustache and Lasalle, gave the signal for the company to unmask. As +they obeyed, and every face was uncovered, his quick glance caught the +pale and handsome features of the young cavalry colonel.</p> + +<p>"What!" he exclaimed, impetuously. "Can the grave give up its dead? Do +our eyes deceive us? Is this indeed Lioncourt, whom we left dead upon +the field of Austerlitz? Advance, man, and satisfy our doubts."</p> + +<p>Lioncourt advanced, and the emperor laid his hand upon his arm.</p> + +<p>"You are pale as a ghost, man; but still you're flesh and blood. Give +an account of yourself. Speak quickly; don't you see these ladies are +dying of curiosity? and, faith, so I am too," he added, smiling.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[227]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Sire," said the colonel, "you will, perhaps, remember ordering my +regiment in pursuit of the flying Russians?"</p> + +<p>"Perfectly well; and they performed the service gallantly. Their rear +was cut to pieces."</p> + +<p>"St. Eustache and I rode side by side," pursued the colonel.</p> + +<p>"Here is St. Eustache," cried the emperor, beckoning the officer to +advance.</p> + +<p>"My dear colonel!" cried St. Eustache, embracing his old commander.</p> + +<p>"Go on, colonel," cried the emperor, stamping his foot impatiently.</p> + +<p>"We hung upon the flying rear of the enemy, sabring every man we +overtook. Faith, I hardly know what happened afterwards," said the +colonel, pausing.</p> + +<p>"Take up the thread of the story, St. Eustache," said the emperor; +"don't let it break off here."</p> + +<p>"Well, sire," said St. Eustache, drawing, a long breath, "as the +colonel and I were charging side by side, cutting right and left, +separated from our men by the superior speed of our horses, a Russian +officer wheeled and shot the colonel from his saddle."</p> + +<p>"That was how it happened, Lioncourt," said the emperor. "Now go on. +Afterwards——"</p> + +<p>"When I came to my senses, sire," resumed Lioncourt, gloomily, "I +found myself in the hands of some Austrian peasants. I had been +plundered of my epaulets and uniform, and they took me for a common +soldier. But they carried me to their cottage, and dressed my wound, +and eventually I got well."</p> + +<p>"But where were you wounded, colonel?" asked the emperor.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[228]</a></span></p> + +<p>"A pistol ball had entered behind my left shoulder, and came out by my +collar bone."</p> + +<p>"<i>Behind</i> your left shoulder!" cried Napoleon. "And yet you were +facing the enemy. How was that?"</p> + +<p>"Because," said the colonel, sternly, "a Frenchman, a soldier, an +officer, a disappointed rival, took that opportunity of assassinating +me, and shot me with his own hostler pistol."</p> + +<p>"His name!" shouted the emperor, quivering with passion, "his name; do +you know him?"</p> + +<p>"Well.—It was Lieutenant Colonel St. Eustache!"</p> + +<p>All eyes were turned on St. Eustache. His knees knocked together, his +eyes were fixed, cold drops of perspiration stood on his forehead. But +in all that circle of indignant eyes, the detected criminal saw only +the eagle orbs of the emperor, that pierced to his very soul.</p> + +<p>"Is this charge true?" asked Napoleon, quickly, quivering with one of +his tremendous tornadoes of passion.</p> + +<p>St. Eustache could not answer; but he nodded his head.</p> + +<p>"Your sword!" cried the emperor.</p> + +<p>Mechanically the criminal drew his sabre; he had thrown off his +domino, and now stood revealed in the uniform he disgraced, and +offered the hilt to the emperor. Napoleon clutched it, and snapped the +blade under foot. Then, tearing off his epaulets, he threw them on the +floor, stamped on them, and beckoning to an officer who stood by, +gasped out,—</p> + +<p>"A guard, a guard!"</p> + +<p>In a few minutes the tramp of armed men was heard in the saloon, and +the wretched culprit was removed.</p> + +<p>"<i>General</i> Lioncourt," said the emperor to his recovered<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[229]</a></span> officer, +"your new commission shall be made out to-morrow. In the mean while +the lovely Leonide shall teach you to forget your trials."</p> + +<p>The assemblage broke up. Lioncourt, his wife, and her faithful brother +retired to their now happy home.</p> + +<p>The next day was fixed for the trial of the guilty St. Eustache before +a court martial—a mere formal preliminary to his execution, for he +had confessed his crime; but it appeared that during the preceding +night he had managed to escape.</p> + +<p>Flying from justice, the wretched criminal reached one of the bridges +that span the Seine. Climbing to the parapet, he gazed down into the +dark and turbid flood, now black as midnight, that rolled beneath the +yawning arch. There was no star in the sky, and here and there only a +dim light twinkled, reflected in the muddy wave. Daylight was +beginning to streak the east with sickly rays. Soon the great city +would be astir. Soon hoarse voices would be clamoring for the traitor, +the assassin, the dastard, who, in the hour of victory, had raised his +hand against a brother Frenchman. Soon, if he lingered, his ears would +be doomed to hear the death penalty—soon the muskets, whose fire he +had so often commanded, would be levelled against his breast. All was +lost,—all for which he had schemed and sinned,—the applause of his +countrymen, the favor of his emperor, the love of Leonide. At least, +he would disappoint Paris of a spectacle. He would die by his own act. +A sudden spring, a heavy plunge, a few bubbles breaking on the black +surface, and the wretched criminal was no more!</p> + +<p>Days afterwards, a couple of soldiers, lounging into La Morgue, the +dismal receptacle where bodies are exposed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[230]</a></span> for identification, +recognized in a pallid and bloated corpse the remains of the late +lieutenant colonel of the ——th hussars.</p> + +<p>Lioncourt learned his fate, but it threw no shadow over his bright and +cloudless happiness.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[231]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="A_KISS_ON_DEMAND" id="A_KISS_ON_DEMAND"></a>A KISS ON DEMAND.</h2> + + +<p>It was a very peculiar sound, something like the popping of a +champagne cork, something like the report of a small pocket pistol, +but exactly like nothing but itself. It was a kiss.</p> + +<p>A kiss implies two parties—unless it be one of those symbolical +kisses produced by one pair of lips, and wafted through the air in +token of affection or admiration. But this particular kiss was +genuine. The parties in the case were Mrs. Phebe Mayflower, the +newly-married wife of honest Tom Mayflower, gardener to Mr. Augustus +Scatterly, and that young gentleman himself. Augustus was a +good-hearted, rattle-brained spendthrift, who had employed the two or +three years which had elapsed since his majority in "making ducks and +drakes" of the pretty little fortune left him by his defunct sire. +There was nothing very bad about him, excepting his prodigal habits, +and by these he was himself the severest sufferer. Tom, his gardener, +had been married a few weeks, and Gus, who had failed to be at the +wedding, and missed the opportunity of "saluting the bride," took it +into his head that it was both proper and polite that he should do so +on the first occasion of his meeting her subsequently to that +interesting ceremony. Mrs. Mayflower, the other party interested in +the case, differed from him in opinion, and the young landlord kissed +her in spite of herself. But she was not without a champion, for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[232]</a></span> at +the precise moment when Scatterly placed his audacious lips in contact +with the blooming cheek of Mrs. M., Tom entered the garden and beheld +the outrage.</p> + +<p>"What are you doing of, Mr. Scatterly?" he roared.</p> + +<p>"O, nothing, Tom, but asserting my rights! I was only saluting the +bride."</p> + +<p>"Against my will, Tommy," said the poor bride, blushing like a peony, +and wiping the offended cheek with her checked apron.</p> + +<p>"And I'll make you pay dear for it, if there's law in the land," said +Tom.</p> + +<p>"Poh, poh! don't make a fool of yourself," said Scatterly.</p> + +<p>"I don't mean to," answered the gardener, dryly.</p> + +<p>"You're not seriously offended at the innocent liberty I took?"</p> + +<p>"Yes I be," said Tom.</p> + +<p>"Well, if you view it in that light," answered Scatterly, "I shall +feel bound to make you reparation. You shall have a kiss from my +bride, when I'm married."</p> + +<p>"That you never will be."</p> + +<p>"I must confess," said Scatterly, laughing, "the prospect of repayment +seems rather distant. But who knows what will happen? I may not die a +bachelor, after all. And if I marry—I repeat it, my dear fellow—you +shall have a kiss from my wife."</p> + +<p>"No he shan't," said Phebe. "He shall kiss nobody but me."</p> + +<p>"Yes he shall," said Scatterly. "Have you got pen, ink, and paper, +Tom?"</p> + +<p>"To be sure," answered the gardener. "Here they be, all handy."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[233]</a></span></p> + +<p>Scatterly sat down and wrote as follows:—</p> + +<p class="sig">"<span class="smcap">The Willows</span>, August —, 18—.</p> + +<p>"Value received, I promise to pay Thomas Mayflower or order, +one kiss on demand.</p> + +<p class="sig1">"<span class="smcap">Augustus Scatterly.</span>" </p> + +<p>"There you have a legal document," said the young man, as he handed +the paper to the grinning gardener. "And now, good folks, good by."</p> + +<p>"Mistakes will happen in the best regulated families," and so it +chanced that, in the autumn of the same year, our bachelor met at the +Springs a charming belle of Baltimore, to whom he lost his heart +incontinently. His person and address were attractive, and though his +prodigality had impaired his fortune, still a rich old maiden aunt, +who doted on him, Miss Persimmon Verjuice, promised to do the handsome +thing by him on condition of his marrying and settling quietly to the +management of his estate. So, under these circumstances, he proposed, +was accepted, and married, and brought home his beautiful young bride +to reside with Miss Verjuice at the Willows.</p> + +<p>In the early days of the honeymoon, one fine morning, when Mr. and +Mrs. Scatterly and the maiden aunt were walking together in the +garden, Tom Mayflower, dressed in his best, made his appearance, +wearing a smile of most peculiar meaning.</p> + +<p>"Julia," said Augustus, carelessly, to his young bride, "this is my +gardener, come to pay his respects to you—honest Tom Mayflower, a +very worthy fellow, I assure you."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Scatterly nodded condescendingly to the gardener<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[234]</a></span> who gazed upon +her with the open eyes of admiration. She spoke a few words to him, +inquired about his wife, his flowers, &c., and then turned away with +the aunt, as if to terminate the interview.</p> + +<p>But Tom could not take his eyes off her, and he stood, gaping and +admiring, and every now and then passing the back of his hand across +his lips.</p> + +<p>"What do you think of my choice, Tom?" asked Scatterly, +confidentially.</p> + +<p>"O, splendiferous!" said the gardener.</p> + +<p>"Roses and lilies in her cheeks—eh?" said Scatterly.</p> + +<p>"Her lips are as red as carnations, and her eyes as blue as +larkspurs," said the gardener.</p> + +<p>"I'm glad you like your new mistress; now go to work, Tom."</p> + +<p>"I beg pardon, Mr. Scatterly; but I called to see you on business."</p> + +<p>"Well—out with it."</p> + +<p>"Do you remember any thing about saluting the bride?"</p> + +<p>"I remember I paid the customary homage to Mrs. Mayflower."</p> + +<p>"Well, don't you remember what you promised in case of your marriage?"</p> + +<p>"No!"</p> + +<p>Tom produced the promissory note with a grin of triumph. "It's my turn +now, Mr. Scatterly."</p> + +<p>"What do you mean?"</p> + +<p>"I mean to kiss Mrs. Scatterly."</p> + +<p>"Go to the deuse, you rascal!"</p> + +<p>"O, what is the matter?" exclaimed both the ladies, startled by +Scatterly's exclamation, and turning back to learn the cause.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[235]</a></span></p> + +<p>"This fellow has preferred a demand against me," said Scatterly.</p> + +<p>"A legal demand," said the gardener, sturdily; "and here's the +dokiment."</p> + +<p>"Give it to me," said the old maid aunt. Tom handed her the paper with +an air of triumph.</p> + +<p>"Am I right?" said he.</p> + +<p>"Perfectly, young man," replied Miss Verjuice; "only, when my nephew +married, I assumed all his debts; and I am now ready myself to pay +your claim."</p> + +<p>"Fairly trapped, by Jupiter!" exclaimed Scatterly, in an ecstasy of +delight.</p> + +<p>"Stop, stop!" cried the unhappy gardener, recoiling from the withered +face, bearded lip, and sharp nose of the ancient spinster; "I +relinquish my claim—I'll write a receipt in full."</p> + +<p>"No, sir," said Scatterly; "you pressed me for payment this +moment—and you shall take your pay, or I discharge you from my +employ."</p> + +<p>"I am ready," said the spinster, meekly.</p> + +<p>Tom shuddered—crawled up to the old lady—shut his eyes—made up a +horrible face, and kissed her, while Mr. and Mrs. S. stood by, +convulsed with laughter.</p> + +<p>Five minutes afterwards, Tom entered the gardener's lodge, pale, weak, +and trembling, and sank into a chair.</p> + +<p>"Give me a glass of water, Phebe!" he gasped.</p> + +<p>"Dear, what has happened?" asked the little woman.</p> + +<p>"Happened! why that cussed Miss Verjuice is paying Mr. Scatterly's +debts."</p> + +<p>"Well?"</p> + +<p>"Well, I presented my promissory note—he handed it to +her—and—and—O murder!—<i>I've been kissing the old woman!</i>"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[236]</a></span></p> + +<p>Phebe threw her arms about his neck, and pressed her lips to his, and +Thomas Mayflower then and there solemnly promised that he would +nevermore have any thing to do with <span class="smcap">Kisses on Demand</span>!</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[237]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_RIFLE_SHOT" id="THE_RIFLE_SHOT"></a>THE RIFLE SHOT.</h2> + +<h3>A MADMAN'S CONFESSION.</h3> + + +<p>It is midnight. The stealthy step of the restless maniac is no longer +heard in the long, cheerless corridors; the ravings of the incurable +cannot penetrate the deep walls of the cells in which their despair is +immured; even the guardians of the establishment are asleep. Without, +what silence! The branches of the immemorial trees hang pendulous and +motionless; the last railway train, with its monster eyes of light, +has thundered by. The neighboring city seems like one vast mausoleum, +over which the silent stars are keeping watch and ward, and weeping +silvery dew like angels' tears. Only crime and despair are sleepless.</p> + +<p>To my task. They allow me a lamp. They are not afraid that the +<i>madman</i> will fire his living tomb and perish in the ruins. Wise men +of science! Cunning readers of the human heart, your decrees are +infallible. I am mad. But perhaps some eager individual whose eyes +shall rest upon these pages will pronounce a different sentence; +perhaps he may know how to distinguish <i>crime</i> from <i>madness</i>.</p> + +<p>A vision of my youth comes over me—a happy boyhood—a tree-embowered +home, babbling brooks, fertile lawns—a father's blessing—a mother's +kiss that was both joy and blessing—a brother's brave and tender +friendship—and first love, that dearest, sweetest, holiest charm of +all.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[238]</a></span> O God! that those things were and are not! It is agony to recall +them.</p> + +<p>Pass, too, the brief Elysian period of wedded love. Julia sleeps well +in her woodland grave. I was false to her memory.</p> + +<p>If my boyhood were happy, my manhood was a melancholy one. A morbid +temperament, fostered by indulgence, dropped poison even in the cup of +bliss. I loved and I hated with intensity.</p> + +<p>To my widowed home came, after the death of my wife, my fair cousin +Amy, and my young brother Norman. Both were orphans like myself. Amy +was a glorious young creature—my antithesis in every respect. She was +light hearted, I was melancholy; she was beautiful, I ill favored; she +was young, I past the middle age of life, arrived at that period when +philosophers falsely tell us that the pulses beat moderately, the +blood flows temperately, and the heart is tranquil. Fools! the fierce +passions of the soul belong not to the period of youth or early +manhood. But let my story illustrate my position.</p> + +<p>Amy filled my lonely home with mirth and music. She rose with the +lark, and carolled as wildly and gayly the livelong day, till, like a +child tired of play, she sank from very exhaustion on her pure and +peaceful couch. Norman was her playmate. In early manhood he retained +the buoyant and elastic spirit of his youth. His was one of those +natures which never grow old. Have you ever noticed one of those aged +men, whose fresh cheeks and bright eyes, and ardent sympathy with all +that is youthful and animated, belie the chronicle of Time? Such might +have been the age of Norman, had not——But I am anticipating.</p> + +<p>Between my cold and exhausted nature and Amy's warm, fresh heart, you +might have supposed that there could have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[239]</a></span> been no union. Yet she +loved me warmly and well—loved me as a friend and father. I returned +her pure and innocent affection with a fierce passion. I longed to +possess her. The memory of her I had loved and lost was but as the +breath on the surface of a steel mirror, which heat displaces and +obliterates.</p> + +<p>I was not long in perceiving the exact state of her feelings towards +me, and with that knowledge came the instantaneous conviction of her +fondness for my brother, so well calculated to inspire a young girl's +love. I watched them with the keen and angry eyes of jealousy. I +followed them in their walks; I played the eavesdropper, and caught up +the words of their innocent conversation, endeavoring to turn them to +their disadvantage. By degrees I came to hate Norman; and what equals +in intensity a brother's hate? It surpasses the hate of woman.</p> + +<p>In the insanity of my passion—then I was insane indeed—I sought to +rival my brother in all those things in which he was my superior. He +was fond of field sports, and a master of all athletic exercises; he +was fond of bringing home the trophies of his manly skill and +displaying them in the eyes of his mistress. He could bring down the +hawk from the clouds, or arrest the career of the deer in full spring. +I practised shooting, and failed miserably. His good-natured smile at +my maladroitness I treasured up as a deadly wrong. While he rode +fearlessly, I trembled at the thought of a leap. He danced gracefully +and lightly; my awkward attempts at waltzing made both Amy and her +lover smile.</p> + +<p>But in mental accomplishments I was the superior of Norman; and in my +capacity of teacher both to Amy and my brother, I had ample +opportunity of displaying the powers of my mind.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[240]</a></span></p> + +<p>Amy was gifted with quick intelligence; Norman was a dull scholar. +What pleasure I took in humbling him in the eyes of his mistress! what +asperity and scorn I threw into my pedantic rebukes! Norman was +astonished and wounded at my manner. As he was in a good degree +dependent on me, as he owed to me his nurture, sustenance, and +training, I took full advantage of our relative position. With +well-feigned earnestness and sorrow, I exaggerated my pecuniary +embarrassments, and pointed out to him the necessity of his providing +for himself, suggesting, with tears in my eyes, that he must adopt +some servile trade or calling, as his melancholy deficiencies +precluded the possibility of his success in any other line.</p> + +<p>Norman had little care for money. Before the fatal advent of Amy, I +had supplied him freely with the means of gratifying his tastes; but +when I found that he expended his allowance in presents for his fair +cousin, on the plea of hard necessity I restricted his supplies, and +finally limited him to a pittance, which only a feeble regard for the +memory of our indulgent mother forced me to grant.</p> + +<p>One day—I remember it well—he came to me with joy depicted in his +countenance, and displayed a recent purchase, the fruits of his forced +economy. It was a fine rifle; and he urged me and Amy to come and see +him make a trial of the weapon. I rebuked him for his extravagance +with a sharpness which brought tears into his eyes—but I consented to +witness the trial. His first shot centered the target. He loaded +again, and handed the weapon to me. My bullet was nowhere to be found. +Norman's second shot lapped his first. Mine was again wide of the +mark. Norman laughed thoughtlessly. Amy looked grave, for with a +woman's quickness she had guessed at the truth of my feelings. I cut +the scene short by summoning both to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[241]</a></span> their studies. That morning +Norman, whose thoughts were with his rifle, blundered sadly in his +mathematics, and I rebuked him with more than my usual asperity.</p> + +<p>Be it understood that my character stood high with the world. I was +not undistinguished in public life, and had the rare good fortune to +conciliate both parties. I was a working man in many charitable and +philanthropic societies. I was a member of a church, and looked up to +as a model of piety. As a husband and brother, I was held up as an +example. I had so large a capital of character, I could deal in crime +to an unlimited amount.</p> + +<p>Some days after the occurrence just related, I was alone with my +brother in the library.</p> + +<p>"Come, Norman," said I, "leave those stupid books. Study is a poor +business for a young free heart like yours. Leave books for old age +and the rheumatism."</p> + +<p>Norman sprang up joyously. "With all my heart, brother; I'm with you +for a gallop or a ramble."</p> + +<p>"I'm but a poor horseman, and an indifferent walker," I answered. +"What do you say to a little rifle practice? I should like to try to +mend my luck."</p> + +<p>Norman's rifle was in his hand in a moment, and whistling his favorite +spaniel, he sallied forth with me into the bright, sunshiny autumnal +day. We hied to a hollow in the woods where he had set up a target. He +made the first shot—a splendid one—and then reloaded the rifle.</p> + +<p>"Take care," said he, "how you handle the trigger; you know the lock +is an easy one—I am going to have it altered." And he went forward to +set the target firmer in the ground, as his shot had shaken it.</p> + +<p>He was twenty paces off—his back turned towards me. I lifted the +rifle, and covered him with both sights. It was the work of a moment. +My hand touched the trigger. A<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[242]</a></span> sharp report followed—the puff of +blue smoke swirled upward—and my brother fell headlong to the ground. +The bullet had gone crashing through his skull. He never moved.</p> + +<p>A revulsion of feeling instantly followed. All the love of former +years—all the tender passages of our boyhood—rushed through my brain +in an instant. I flew to him and raised him from the earth. At sight +of his pale face, beautiful in death, of his long bright locks dabbled +in warm blood, I shrieked in despair. A mother bewailing her first +born could not have felt her loss more keenly, or mourned it more +wildly. Two or three woodmen rushed to the spot. They saw, as they +supposed, the story at a glance. One of those accidents so common to +the careless use of firearms—and I was proverbially unacquainted with +their use—had produced the catastrophe. We were borne home, for I had +fainted, and was as cold and lifeless as my victim. What passed during +a day or two I scarcely remember. Something of strange people in the +house—of disconnected words of sympathy—of a coffin—a funeral—a +pilgrimage to the woodland cemetery, where my parents and my wife +slept—are all the memory records of those days.</p> + +<p>Then I resumed the full possession of my senses. Amy's pale face and +shadowy form were all that were left of <i>her</i>—my brother's seat at +the table and the fireside were empty. But his clothes, his picture, +his riding cap and spurs, a thousand trifles scattered round, called +up his dread image every day to the fratricide. His dog left the house +every morning, and came not back till evening. One day he was found +dead in the graveyard where his master had been laid.</p> + +<p>Amy clung to me with despairing love. She <i>would</i> talk of the lost +one. She <i>would</i> find every day in me some<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[243]</a></span> resemblance to him. +Perhaps she would even have wedded in me the memory of the departed. +But that thought was too horrible. I loved her no longer.</p> + +<p>Friends came to condole with me. Every word of sympathy was a barbed +arrow. I could bear it no longer. Conscience stung me not to madness, +but confession. I repelled sympathy—I solicited denunciation. I told +them I was my brother's murderer. I forced my confession on every one +who would hear it. Then it became rumored about that my "fine mind," +so they phrased it, had given way beneath the weight of sorrow. I was +regarded with fear. A physician of my acquaintance made me a friendly +visit, and shook his head when he heard my story. One day this +gentleman invited me to ride in his carriage. He left me here. Society +believes me mad—that I am not, is to me a miracle.</p> + +<p>O ye wise ones of the earth,—legislators of the land,—would ye +avenge the blood that has been spilt by violence on the ruthless +murderer, would ye inflict punishment upon him, spare and slay him +not. Take down the gallows, and in its place erect your prisons doubly +strong, for there, within their ever-during walls of granite, lies the +hell of the villain who has robbed his brother of his life.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[244]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_WATER_CURE" id="THE_WATER_CURE"></a>THE WATER CURE.</h2> + + +<p>Since the introduction of the limpid waters of Lake Cochituate into +the goodly city of Boston, the water commissioners have had their +hands full of business, for the various accidents incidental to the +commencement of the service, the bursting of pipes, the demands for +payments of damages, applications for accommodations, &c., have +rendered the offices no sinecures.</p> + +<p>The other day, a poorly but decently-dressed Irish woman entered the +office of the commissioners on Washington Street, and walked up to the +head clerk.</p> + +<p>"Well, my good woman, what do you want?"</p> + +<p>"I want to see the dochthor."</p> + +<p>"The doctor! what doctor?"</p> + +<p>"How should I know his name, and me niver seeing him?"</p> + +<p>"This is the water commissioner's office, my good woman."</p> + +<p>"Ah! and sure I've hard of the wonderful cures you've made. If my poor +Teddy had been alive at this moment, he wouldn't have been dead the +day."</p> + +<p>"O, you want the water brought into your house."</p> + +<p>"Sure and I'd like that same."</p> + +<p>"Well, where do you live?"</p> + +<p>"Broad Strate—near Purchase Strate—it's a small<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[245]</a></span> cellar I have to +myself. I used to take boarders; but it's poorly I am, and I can't +work as I used to, dochthor."</p> + +<p>"Well, haven't you got any water?"</p> + +<p>"Divil a bit. I have to take my pail and go to Bread Strate for it."</p> + +<p>"And the water doesn't come into your cellar?"</p> + +<p>"Sure it comes into me cellar sometimes—but it's as salt as brine; +it's the say water. I've tried to drink it, but it made me sick. O, +I'm bad, dochthor, dear; if you think the water'll cure me, tell me +where I can get it."</p> + +<p>"You've got the pipes down your way?"</p> + +<p>"I've got the pipes, dochthor, dear—but sorrow a bit of tibaccy. Do +you think smoking is good for the rheumatiz?"</p> + +<p>"There's some mistake here," said the clerk; "what's that you've got +in your hand?"</p> + +<p>"They tould me to bring this bit ov pasteboord here, sure."</p> + +<p>The clerk took it. It was a dispensary ticket. He explained the +mistake, and told the applicant where she should go to obtain medicine +and advice.</p> + +<p>"No, dochthor, dear—it's no mistake—it's the water cure I'm after. +Sure it's the blissid wather that saves us. There was Pat Murphy that +brak his leg when he fell with a hod of bricks aff the ladder in Say +Strate, and they put a bit of wet rag round it, and the next wake he +was dancing a jig to the chune of Paddy Rafferty, at the ball given by +the Social Burial Society. And there was my sister Molly's old man, +Phelim, that was took bad wid the fever—and he drank walth of +whiskey, but it never did him a bit of good—but when he lift off the +whiskey, and drank nothin' but wather, he came round in a wake. O, +dochthor, let me have the blissid water."</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[246]</a></span></p><p>"You must see your landlord about that."</p> + +<p>"You wouldn't sind me to him, dochthor."</p> + +<p>"I'm no doctor, good woman," said the clerk, now thoroughly annoyed, +"and you've come to the wrong shop, as I told you."</p> + +<p>"How do you use the water?" inquired the woman.</p> + +<p>"Why, you turn the cock and let it on—in this way," said the clerk, +letting a little Cochituate into a basin. "There, go along now, and go +to the doctor's, as I have directed you."</p> + +<p>"Sorrow a dochthor I go to but the water dochthor, this blissid day," +said the woman, and she left the office.</p> + +<p>She repaired to her cellar in no enviable frame of mind. She was sick +and discouraged, and labored under the impression that she had been to +the right place, but they had imposed upon her, from an unwillingness +to aid her. In the mean while, however, during her absence, a service +pipe had been admitted into her premises by the landlord, though she +was not aware of the fact. She became acquainted with it soon enough, +however. The next morning, about four o'clock, as she lay on the +floor, bemoaning her hard fate and the neglect of the "dochthor," she +heard a rushing noise. The water pipe had burst, and a stream, like a +fountain, was now steadily falling into the cellar.</p> + +<p>"Bless their hearts!" exclaimed the old woman, "they haven't forgotten +the poor. The dochthor's sent the water at last—and I must lie still +and take it."</p> + +<p>The first shock of the invading flood was a severe one.</p> + +<p>"Millia murther!" she exclaimed, "how could it is! Dochthor, dear, +couldn't ye have let me had it a thrifle warmer?"</p> + +<p>The water continued to pour in, and she was thoroughly soaked. Under +the belief that the doctor must be somewhere about, superintending the +operation, but keeping<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[247]</a></span> himself out of sight from motives of delicacy, +she continued to address him.</p> + +<p>"There! dochthor, dear. Blessings on ye! That'll do for this time. +It's could I am! Stop it, dochthor! I've had enough! It's too good for +the likes of me. I fale betther, dochthor; I won't throuble ye more, +dochthor; many thanks to ye, dochthor! do ye hear? It's drowning I +am!"</p> + +<p>By this time she had risen, and was standing ankle deep in water. As +the element was still rising, and the "dochthor" failed to make his +appearance, the poor woman climbed upon a stool, which was soon +insulated by the tide. From this she managed to escape in a large +bread trough, and ferried herself over to a shelf, where she lay in +comparative safety, watching the rising of the waters.</p> + +<p>What would have been her fate, if she had remained alone, it is +impossible to say. After some time the noise of waters alarmed the +neighbors; they came to see what was the matter, and finally succeeded +in rescuing the tenant of the cellar from the threatened deluge. She +was comfortably cared for by a fellow-countrywoman, and a regular +dispensary physician sent for. Wonderful to relate, the shock of the +cold bath had accomplished one of those accidental cures, of which +many are recorded in the history of rheumatic disorders; and in a few +days, the sufferer was on her legs again. Furthermore, her sickness +had proved the means of interesting several benevolent individuals in +her fate, and by their assistance she was established in a little +shop, where she is making an honest penny, and laying by something +against a rainy day. This she all attributes to the "blissid wather," +and, in her veneration for the element, has totally abjured whiskey, +and signed the pledge, an act which gives assurance of her future +fortune.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[248]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_COSSACK" id="THE_COSSACK"></a>THE COSSACK.</h2> + +<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i9">I'd give<br /></span> +<span class="i0">The Ukraine back again to live<br /></span> +<span class="i0">It o'er once more, and be a page,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">The happy page, who was the lord<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Of one soft heart and his own sword.<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p ><span style="margin-left: 17em;" class="smcap">Mazeppa.</span></p> + + +<p>Count Willnitz was striding to and fro in the old hall of his +ancestral castle, in the heart of Lithuania. Through the high and +narrow Gothic windows the light fell dimly into the cold apartment, +just glancing on the massive pillars, and bringing into faint relief +the dusty banners and old trophies of arms that hung along the walls, +for the wintry day was near its close. The count was a dark-browed, +stern-featured man. His cold, gray eyes were sunken in their orbits; +and deep lines were drawn about his mouth, as if some secret grief +were gnawing at his vitals. And, indeed, good cause existed for his +sorrow; for, but a few days previously, he had lost his wife. They had +buried the countess at midnight, as was the custom of the family, in +the old, ancestral vault of the castle. Vassal and serf had waved +their torches over the black throat of the grave, and the wail of +women had gone up through the rocky arches. Still the count had been +seen to shed no tear. An old warrior, schooled in the stern academy +of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[249]</a></span> military life, he had early learned to conquer his emotions; +indeed, there were those who said that nature, in moulding his +aristocratic form, had forgotten to provide it with a heart; and this +legend found facile credence with the cowering serfs who owned his +sway, and the ill-paid soldiers who followed his banner. The last male +descendant of a long and noble line, he was ill able to maintain the +splendor of his family name; for his dominions had been "curtailed of +their fair proportion," and his finances were in a disordered state.</p> + +<p>As, like Hardicanute in the old ballad,</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Stately strode he east the wa',<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And stately strode he west,"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>there entered a figure almost as grim and stern as himself. This was +an old woman who now filled the office of housekeeper, having +succeeded to full sway on the death of the countess, the young +daughter of the count being unable or unwilling to assume any care in +the household.</p> + +<p>"Well, dame," said the count, pausing in his walk, and confronting the +old woman, "how goes it with you, and how with Alvina? Still sorrowing +over her mother's death?"</p> + +<p>"The tears of a maiden are like the dews in the morning, count," +replied the old woman. "The first sunbeam dries them up."</p> + +<p>"And what ray of joy can penetrate the dismal hole?" asked the count.</p> + +<p>"Do you remember the golden bracelet you gave your lady daughter on +her wedding day?" inquired the old woman, fixing her keen, gray eye on +her master's face as she spoke.</p> + +<p>"Ay, well," replied the count; "golden gifts are not so<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[250]</a></span> easily +obtained, of late, that I should forget their bestowal But what of the +bawble?"</p> + +<p>"I saw it in the hands of the page Alexis, when he thought himself +unobserved."</p> + +<p>"How!" cried the count, his cheek first reddening, and then becoming +deadly pale with anger; "is the blood of the gitano asserting its +claim? Has he begun to pilfer? The dog shall hang from the highest +battlement of the castle!"</p> + +<p>"May it not have been a free gift, sir count?" suggested the hideous +hag.</p> + +<p>"A free gift! What mean you? A love token? Ha! dare you insinuate? And +yet her blood is——"</p> + +<p>"Hush! walls have sometimes ears," said the old woman, looking +cautiously around. "The gypsy child you picked up in the forest is now +almost a man; your daughter is a woman. The page is beautiful; they +have been thrown much together. Alvina is lonely, romantic——"</p> + +<p>"Enough, enough!" said the count, stamping his foot. "I will watch +him. If your suspicions be correct——" He paused, and added between +his clinched teeth, "I shall know how to punish the daring of the dog. +Away!"</p> + +<p>The old woman hobbled away, rubbing her skinny hands together, and +chuckling at the prospect of having her hatred of the young countess +and the page, both of whom had excited her malevolence, speedily +gratified.</p> + +<p>Count Willnitz was on the eve of a journey to Paris with his daughter. +They were to start in a day or two. This circumstance brought on the +adventure we shall speedily relate.</p> + +<p>Between Alexis, the beautiful page whom the late countess had found +and fancied among a wandering Bohemian horde, and the high-born +daughter of the feudal<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[251]</a></span> house, an attachment had sprung up, nurtured +by the isolation in which they lived, and the romantic character and +youth of the parties. About to be separated from his mistress for a +long time, the page had implored her to grant him an interview, and +the lovers met in an apartment joining the suite of rooms appropriated +to the countess, and where they were little likely to be intruded +upon. In the innocence of their hearts, they had not dreamed that +their looks and movements had been watched, and they gave themselves +up to the happiness of unrestrained converse. But at the moment when +the joy of Alexis seemed purest and brightest, the gathering thunder +cloud was overhanging him. At the moment when, sealing his pledge of +eternal fidelity and memory in absence, he tremblingly printed a first +and holy kiss upon the blushing cheek of Alvina, an iron hand was laid +upon his shoulder, and, torn ruthlessly from the spot, he was dashed +against the wall, while a terrible voice exclaimed,—</p> + +<p>"Dog, you shall reckon with me for this!"</p> + +<p>Alvina threw herself at her father's feet.</p> + +<p>"Pardon—pardon for Alexis, father! I alone am to blame."</p> + +<p>"Rise! rise!" thundered the count. "Art thou not sufficiently +humiliated? Dare to breathe a word in his favor, and it shall go hard +with thy minion. Punishment thou canst not avert; say but a word, and +that punishment becomes death; for he is mine, soul and body, to have +and to hold, to head or to hang—my vassal, my slave! What ho, there!"</p> + +<p>As he stamped his foot, a throng of attendants poured into the room.</p> + +<p>"Search me that fellow!" cried the count, pointing with his finger to +Alexis.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[252]</a></span></p> + +<p>A dozen officers' hands examined the person of Alexis, one of them, +more eager than the rest, discovered a golden bracelet, and brought it +to the count.</p> + +<p>"Ha!" cried the count, as he gazed upon the trinket; "truly do I +recognize this bawble. Speak, dog! when got'st thou this?"</p> + +<p>Alvina was about to speak, and acknowledge that she had bestowed it; +but before she could utter a syllable, the page exclaimed,—</p> + +<p>"I confess all—I stole it."</p> + +<p>"Enough!" cried the count. "Daughter, retire to your apartment."</p> + +<p>"Father!" cried the wretched girl, wringing her hands.</p> + +<p>"Silence, countess!" cried the count, with terrific emphasis. +"Remember that I wield the power of life and <i>death</i>!"</p> + +<p>Casting one look of mute agony at the undaunted page, the hapless lady +retired from the room.</p> + +<p>"Zabitzki," said the count, addressing the foremost of his attendants, +"take me this thieving dog into the court yard, and lay fifty stripes +upon his back. Then bear him to the dungeon in the eastern turret that +overlooks the moat; there keep him till you learn my further +pleasure."</p> + +<p>The page was brave as steel. His cheek did not blanch, nor did his +heart quail, as he heard the dreadful sentence. His lips uttered no +unmanly entreaty for forgiveness; but, folding his arms, and drawing +up his elegant figure to its full height, he fixed his eagle eye upon +the count, with a glance full of bitter hatred and mortal defiance. +And afterwards, when submitting to the ignominious punishment, with +his flesh lacerated by the scourge, no groan escaped his lips that +might reach the listening ear of Alvina. He bore it all with Spartan +firmness.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[253]</a></span></p> + +<p>Midnight had struck when the young countess, shrouded in a cloak, and +bearing a key which she had purchased by its weight in gold, ascended +to the eastern turret, resolved to liberate the prisoner. The door +swung heavily back on its rusted hinges as she cautiously entered the +dungeon. Drawing back the slide from a lantern she carried in her left +hand, she threw its blaze before her, calling out at the same time, +"Alexis!"</p> + +<p>No voice responded.</p> + +<p>"They have murdered him!" she murmured, as she rushed forward and +glanced wildly around her.</p> + +<p>The cell was empty. She sprang to the grated window. The bars had been +sawn through and wrenched apart, with the exception of one, from which +dangled a rope made of fragments of linen and blanket twisted and +knotted together. Had Alexis escaped, or perished in the attempt? The +moat was deep and broad; but the page was a good swimmer and a good +climber, and his heart was above all proof. There was little doubt in +the mind of his mistress that fortune had favored him. Sinking on her +knees, she gave utterance to a fervent thanksgiving to the almighty +Power which had protected the hapless boy, and then retired to her +couch to weep in secret. The next day the castle rang with the escape +of Alexis. Messengers were sent out in pursuit of him in every +direction; but a fall of snow in the latter part of the night +prevented the possibility of tracking him, and even the dogs that the +count put upon the scent were completely baffled. The next day the +count and his daughter started on their journey.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[254]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">For time at last sets all things even;<br /></span> +<span class="i1">And if we do but watch the hour,<br /></span> +<span class="i1">There never yet was human power<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Which could evade, if unforgiven,<br /></span> +<span class="i1">The patient search and vigil long<br /></span> +<span class="i1">Of him who treasures up a wrong.<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p class="sig"> +<span class="smcap">Byron.</span> +</p> + + +<p>Years had passed away. The storm of war had rolled over the country, +and the white eagle of Poland had ceased to wave over an independent +land. Count Willnitz and his daughter had returned to the old castle; +the former stern and harsh as ever, the latter completely in the power +of an inexorable master. She had received no tidings of Alexis, and +had given him up as lost to her forever. Her father, straightened in +his circumstances and menaced with ruin, had secured relief and safety +by pledging his daughter's hand to a wealthy nobleman, Count Radetsky, +who was now in the castle awaiting the fulfilment of the bargain.</p> + +<p>"Go, my child," said the count, with more gentleness than he usually +manifested in his manner. "You must prepare yourself for the altar."</p> + +<p>"Father," said the young girl, earnestly, "does he know that I love +him not?"</p> + +<p>"I have told him all, Alvina."</p> + +<p>"And yet he is willing to wed me!" She raised her eyes to heaven, +rose, and slowly retired to her room.</p> + +<p>Louisa, the old woman presented in the first scene of our tale, decked +the unfortunate girl in her bridal robes, and went with her to the +chapel, where her father and Radetsky awaited her. An old priest +mumbled over the cere<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[255]</a></span>mony, and joined the hands of the bride and +bridegroom. The witnesses were few—only the vassals of the count; and +no attempt at festivity preceded or followed the dismal ceremony.</p> + +<p>Alvina retired to her chamber when it was over, promising to join her +bridegroom at the table in a few moments. The housekeeper accompanied +her.</p> + +<p>"I give you joy, Countess Radetsky," said the old woman.</p> + +<p>"I sorely need it," was the bitter answer. "I have sacrificed myself +to the duty I owe my sole surviving parent."</p> + +<p>The old woman rubbed her hands and chuckled as she noted the tone of +anguish in which these words were uttered.</p> + +<p>"I can now speak out," she said. "After long years of silence, the +seal is removed from my lips. I can now repay your childish scorn, and +bitter jests, by a bitterer jest than any you have yet dreamed of. +Countess Radetsky——"</p> + +<p>"Spare me that name," said the countess.</p> + +<p>"Nay, sweet, it is one you will bear through life," said the hag, "and +you had better accustom yourself early to its sound. Know, then, my +sweet lady, that the count, my master, had no claims on your +obedience."</p> + +<p>"How?"</p> + +<p>"He is a childless man. He found you an abandoned orphan. Struck with +your beauty, he brought you to his lady, and, though they loved you +not, they adopted you, with a view to making your charms useful to +them when you should have grown up. The count has amply paid himself +to-day for all the expense and trouble you have put him to. He has +sold you to an eager suitor for a good round price. Ha, ha!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[256]</a></span></p> + +<p>"And you knew this, and never told me!" cried the hapless girl.</p> + +<p>"I was bound by an oath not to reveal the secret till you were +married. And I did not love you enough to perjure myself."</p> + +<p>"Wretch—miserable wretch!" cried Alvina. "Alas! to what a fate have I +been doomed! Ah! why did they not let me rather perish than rear me to +this doom? My heart is given to Alexis—my hand to Radetsky!"</p> + +<p>"Go down, sweet, to your bridegroom," said the old woman, who was +totally deaf to her complaints, "or he will seek you here."</p> + +<p>Alvina descended to the banquet hall, uncertain what course to pursue. +Escape appeared impossible, and what little she knew of Radetsky +convinced her that he was as pitiless and base as her reputed father. +She sank into a seat, pale, inanimate, and despairing.</p> + +<p>At that moment, ere any one present could say a word, a man, white +with terror, rushed into the hall, and stammered out,—</p> + +<p>"My lord count!"</p> + +<p>"What is it, fellow? Speak!"</p> + +<p>"The Cossacks!" cried the man. And his information was confirmed by a +loud hurrah, or rather yell, that rose without.</p> + +<p>"Raise the drawbridge!" cried the count. "Curses on it!" he added, "I +had forgotten that drawbridge and portcullis, every means of defence, +were gone long ago."</p> + +<p>"The Cossacks are in the court yard!" cried a second servant, rushing +in.</p> + +<p>"A thousand curses on the dogs!" cried Radetsky, drawing his sword. +"Count, look to your child; I will to the court yard with your +fellows, to do what we may."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[257]</a></span></p> + +<p>By this time the court yard of the castle was filled with uproar and +turmoil. The clashing of swords was mingled with pistol shots and +groans, the shouts of triumph and the shrieks of despair. Alvina, left +alone by her father and Radetsky, trembled not at the prospect of +approaching death; she felt only joy at her deliverance from the arms +of a hated bridegroom. But when the crackling of flames was heard, +when a lurid light streamed up against the window, when wreaths of +smoke began to pour in from the corridors, the instinct of +self-preservation awakened in her breast, and almost unconsciously she +shrieked aloud for help.</p> + +<p>Her appeal was answered unexpectedly. A tall, plumed figure dashed +into the room; a vigorous arm was thrown around her waist, and she was +lifted from her feet. Her unknown preserver, unimpeded by her light +weight, passed into the corridor with a fleet step. The grand +staircase was already on fire, but, drawing his furred cloak closely +around her, the stranger dashed through the flames, and bore her out +into the court yard. Almost before she knew it, she was sitting behind +him on a fiery steed. The rider gave the animal the spur, and he +dashed through the gate, followed by a hundred wild Cossacks, shouting +and yelling in the frenzy of their triumph.</p> + +<p>Gratitude for an escape from a dreadful death was now banished from +Alvina's mind by the fear of a worse fate at the hands of these wild +men.</p> + +<p>"You have saved my life," she said to her unknown companion; "do not +make that life a curse. Take pity on an unfortunate and sorely +persecuted girl. I have no ransom to pay you; but free me, and you +will earn my daily prayers and blessings."</p> + +<p>"Fear nothing," answered a deep and manly voice. "No<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[258]</a></span> harm is intended +thee; no harm shall befall thee. I swear it on the word of a Cossack +chieftain."</p> + +<p>Alvina was tranquillized at once by the evident sincerity of the +assurance.</p> + +<p>"You are alone now in the world," pursued the stranger "I strove to +save your bridegroom, but he fell before I reached him."</p> + +<p>"I loved him not," answered Alvina, coldly; "I mourn him not."</p> + +<p>"You may hate me for the deed," said the stranger, "and I would fain +escape that woe; but here I vouch it in the face of heaven, Count +Willnitz fell by my hand. My sabre clove him to the teeth. Years had +passed, but I could not forget that he once laid the bloody scourge +upon my back."</p> + +<p>"Alexis!" cried Alvina, now recognizing her preserver.</p> + +<p>"Yes, dear but unfortunate girl," cried the Cossack leader, turning +and gazing on the young girl, "I feel that thou art lost to me +forever. I have slain thy father. Love for thee should have stayed my +hand; but I had sworn an oath of vengeance, and I kept my vow."</p> + +<p>"Alexis," whispered Alvina, "he was not my father. He was my bitterest +enemy. Nor am I nobly born. Like you, I am an orphan."</p> + +<p>"Say you so?" shouted the Cossack. "Then thou art mine—mine and +forever—joy of my youth—blessing of my manhood!"</p> + +<p>"Yes, thine—thine only."</p> + +<p>"But bethink thee, sweetest," said the Cossack; "I lead a strange wild +life."</p> + +<p>"I will share it with thee," said Alvina, firmly.</p> + +<p>"My companions are rude men."</p> + +<p>"I shall see only thee."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[259]</a></span></p> + +<p>"My home is the saddle, my palace the wide steppe."</p> + +<p>"With thee, Alexis, I could be happy any where."</p> + +<p>"Then be it so," said the Cossack, joyously. "What ho!" he shouted, at +the top of his ringing, trumpet-like voice. "Comrades, behold your +hetman's bride!"</p> + +<p>From mouth to mouth the words of the Cossack chieftain were repeated, +and oft as they were uttered wild shouts of joy rose from the bearded +warriors; for they had loved the gallant Alexis from the moment when, +a wayworn, famished, and bleeding fugitive, he came among them. They +galloped round and round the hetman and his fair companion in dizzying +circles, like the whirling leaves of autumn, firing their pistols, +brandishing their lances and sabres, and making the welkin ring with +their terrific shouts. Alvina clung, terrified, to the waist of her +lover, and he finally silenced the noisy demonstrations by a wave of +his hand. Then, under his leadership, and in more regular order, the +formidable band of horsemen pursued their march to those distant +solitudes where happiness awaited their chieftain and his bride.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[260]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="MARRIED_FOR_MONEY" id="MARRIED_FOR_MONEY"></a>MARRIED FOR MONEY.</h2> + + +<p>"Jack Cleveland!" exclaimed a fast young man in a drab driving coat +with innumerable capes, (it was twenty years ago, reader, in the palmy +days of Tom and Jerry and tandem teams,) as he encountered an equally +fast young man in Cornhill; "what's the matter with you?"</p> + +<p>"It's all over, Frank; I've gone and done it."</p> + +<p>"Gone and done what, you spooney?"</p> + +<p>"Proposed."</p> + +<p>"Proposed what?—a match at billiards, a trot on the milldam, or a +main of cocks?"</p> + +<p>"Pooh!—something more serious," said Cleveland, gravely; "I've +offered myself."</p> + +<p>"Offered yourself? To whom?"</p> + +<p>"Widow—Waffles—shy name—never mind—soon changed—one hundred and +fifty thousand—cool, eh?—age forty—good looks—married for +money—sheriff would have it—no friends—pockets to let—pays my +debts—sets me up—house in Beacon Street—carriage—can't help it."</p> + +<p>"You're a candidate for Bedlam," said Frank; "I've a great mind to +order you a strait jacket."</p> + +<p>"Be my bridesman—see me off—eh?" asked Cleveland.</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes, of course—it will be great fun."</p> + +<p>And so it was. Jack Cleveland was united to the widow<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[261]</a></span> Waffles in +Trinity Church, and a smashing wedding it was. The party that followed +it was, to use Cleveland's own expressions, "a crusher—all Boston +invited—all Africa waiting—wax +lights—champagne—music—ices—pretty girls—a bang-up execution."</p> + +<p>During the honeymoon Jack Cleveland was all attention to his bride, +(<i>il faut soigner les anciennes</i>,) but he promised to indemnify +himself by taking full and complete liberty so soon as that +interesting period of time had been brought to a close. Besides, his +chains sat lightly at first; for the widow was one of those splendid +Lady Blessington kind of women, who at forty have just arrived at the +imperial maturity of their charms, and she was deeply enamoured of the +young gentleman whom she had chosen for her second partner in the +matrimonial speculation. Moreover, she paid the debts of the fast +young man with an exemplary cheerfulness. The only drawback to this +gush of felicity was that her property was "tied up;" not a cent could +Cleveland handle except by permission of his lady. Then she kept him +as close to her apron strings as she did her Blenheim spaniel; she +required him to obey her call as promptly as her coachman. Galling to +his pride though it was, he was even forced to go a shopping with her; +and the elegant Cleveland, who once thought it degrading to carry an +umbrella, might be seen loaded with bandboxes, or nonchalantly lilting +bundles of cashmere shawls. The only difference between Mrs. +Cleveland's husband and her footman was that he received wages; but +then the footman could leave when he chose, and there the parallel +ended. Jack's habits had to submit to a rigid and inexorable +censorship. "Those odious cigars" were prohibited, and then "his list +of friends" was challenged. Frank Aikin, the bridesman, was tolerated +the longest of all, and then he was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[262]</a></span> "bluffed off" by Mrs. Cleveland, +who determined to make her husband a domestic man. It was the old +story of Hercules and Omphale modernized to suit the times.</p> + +<p>Jack began to think the happiest day of his life had made him the most +miserable dog alive, and, like Sir Peter Teazle, "had lost all comfort +in the world before his friends had done wishing him joy." But his +debts were paid—that was a great consolation. Several streets in +Boston, which were blocked up by creditors, as those of London were to +the respected Mr. Richard Swiveller, were now opened by the magic wand +of matrimony. He could exhibit his "Hyperion curls" in Washington +Street, without any fear of a gentle "reminder" in the shape of a tap +upon the shoulder.</p> + +<p>One morning, however, a lady was ushered up into the splendid drawing +room in Beacon Street, being announced as Madame St. Germain. She was +a showy French woman, about the same age as Mrs. Cleveland, and the +latter waited with some curiosity to learn the object of her visit.</p> + +<p>"You are Mrs. Cleveland, I believe," said the French woman.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Cleveland bowed in her stateliest manner.</p> + +<p>"You have undertaken, I learn, to pay the debts of Monsieur Cleveland, +contracted before your marriage."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Cleveland bowed again.</p> + +<p>"I hold a note of his drawn in my favor for a thousand dollars, +payable at sight, with interest, dated two years back."</p> + +<p>"What was it given for?" asked Mrs. Cleveland, with some asperity.</p> + +<p>"Pardon me, madam—I cannot state that without the permission of your +husband."</p> + +<p>Mrs. Cleveland applied her hand vigorously to a bell-pull +communicating with her husband's dressing room.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[263]</a></span></p> + +<p>He made his presence in a splendid <i>robe de chambre</i> and a Turkish cap +with a gold tassel.</p> + +<p>"This woman," said his better half, "says you owe her a thousand +dollars."</p> + +<p>"Monsieur cannot deny it," said the French woman, fixing her keen +black eyes on the thunder-struck Cleveland.</p> + +<p>"It's all right—pay her up!" said Mr. Cleveland.</p> + +<p>"Not till I know what the debt was incurred for."</p> + +<p>"I can't tell you," said Mr. Cleveland.</p> + +<p>"I insist," said Mrs. Cleveland, stamping her foot.</p> + +<p>"Then I won't tell—if you die!" said the rebellious Cleveland.</p> + +<p>"I shall trouble you, ma'am, to leave my house," said the irritated +mistress of the mansion. "Not one farthing on that note do you get out +of me."</p> + +<p>"Then I shall be under the unpleasant necessity of taking legal +measures to obtain the debt," said the French woman, rising. "Mr. +Cleveland, I wish you very much happiness with your amiable lady."</p> + +<p>There was a storm—a regular equinoctial gale—after the departure of +Madame St. Germain. Mrs. Cleveland was very provoking, and Mr. +Cleveland indulged in epithets unbecoming a scholar and a gentleman. +That night the "happy couple" luxuriated in separate apartments. The +next day came a lawyer's letter, then a civil process, and finally Mr. +John Cleveland was marched off to Leverett Street jail, where, after +giving due notice to his creditor and obtaining bail, he was allowed +the benefit of the "limits," with the privilege of "swearing out," at +the expiration of thirty days.</p> + +<p>Jack engaged lodging at a little tavern, on the limits, where he found +Frank Aikin, who had run through <i>his</i> "pile," and a few kindred +spirits of the fast young men school<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[264]</a></span> enacting the part of "gentlemen +in difficulties." Cigars, champagne, and cards were ordered, and Jack +became a fast young man once more. Towards the small hours of the +morning, he forgot having married a widow, and thinking himself a +bachelor, he proposed the health of a certain Miss Julia Vining, which +was drank with three times three. The next morning, he sat down to a +capital breakfast, with more fast young men, and for a whole week he +enjoyed himself <i>en garçon</i>, without once thinking of the forsaken +Dido in Beacon Street.</p> + +<p>One day, however, when he had exhausted his cash and credit, and a +racking headache induced him to regret the speed of his late life, a +carriage rattled up to the door of the tavern, his own door was +shortly after thrown open, and a lady flung herself into his arms. +Mrs. Cleveland looked really fascinating.</p> + +<p>"Come home, my dear Jack," said she, bursting into tears; "I've been +so lonely without you."</p> + +<p>"Not so fast, Mrs. Cleveland," said the young gentleman, as he +perceived his power. "I'm very happy where I am. I can't go back +except on certain conditions."</p> + +<p>"Name them, dearest."</p> + +<p>"I'm to smoke as many cigars as I please."</p> + +<p>"Granted."</p> + +<p>"Not to carry any more bandboxes or tomcats."</p> + +<p>"Granted."</p> + +<p>"To give a dinner party to the 'boys' once in a while."</p> + +<p>"Granted—granted. And I've paid your note, and opened a cash account +for you at the bank."</p> + +<p>"You are an angel," said Cleveland; "and now it's all over—that note +was given Madame St. Germain for tuition of a young girl, Miss Julia +Vining, whom I educated with the romantic notion of making her my +wife, when she should<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[265]</a></span> arrive at a suitable age, at which period she +ran off with a one-eyed French fiddler, and is now taking in sewing at +191st Street, New York."</p> + +<p>The happy pair went home in their carriage, and we never heard of any +differences between them. Mrs. Cleveland wears very well, and Mr. +Cleveland is now an alderman, remarkable chiefly for the ponderosity +of his person, and the heaviness of his municipal harangues. "Sich is +life." </p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[266]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_EMIGRANT_SHIP" id="THE_EMIGRANT_SHIP"></a>THE EMIGRANT SHIP.</h2> + + +<p>On a summer's day, some years ago, business brought me to one of the +wharves of this city, at the moment when a ship from Liverpool had +just arrived, with some two hundred and fifty emigrants, men, women, +and children, chiefly Irish. Much as I had heard and read of the +condition of many of the poor passengers, I never fully realized their +distresses until I personally witnessed them.</p> + +<p>Under the most favorable circumstances, the removal of families from +the land of their birth is attended by many painful incidents. About +to embark upon a long and perilous voyage, to seek the untried +hospitalities of a stranger soil, the old landmarks and associations +which the heartstrings grasp with a cruel tenacity are viewed through +the mist of tears and agony.</p> + +<p>The old church—the weather-worn homestead—the ancient school house, +the familiar play ground, and more sadly dear than all, the green +graveyard, offer a mute appeal "more eloquent than words." But when to +these afflictions of the heart are added the pangs of physical +suffering and privation; when emigrants, in embarking, embark their +all in the expenses of the voyage, and have no hope, even for +existence, but in a happy combination of possible chances; when near +and dear ones must be left behind, certainly to suffer, and probably +to die,—the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[267]</a></span> pangs of separation embrace all that can be conceived of +agony and distress.</p> + +<p>The emigrant ship whose arrival we witnessed had been seventy odd days +from port to port. Her passengers were of the poorest class. Their +means had been nearly exhausted in going from Dublin to Liverpool, and +in endeavors to obtain work in the latter city, previous to bidding a +reluctant but eternal farewell to the old country. They came on board +worn out—wan—the very life of many dependent on a speedy passage +over the Atlantic. In this they were disappointed. The ship had +encountered a succession of terrific gales; it had leaked badly, and +they had been confined, a great part of the voyage, to their narrow +quarters between decks, herded together in a noisome and pestilential +atmosphere, littered with damp straw, and full of filth.</p> + +<p>What marvel that disease and death invaded their ranks? One after +another, many died and were launched into the deep sea. The ship +entered Fayal to refit, and there that clime of endless summer proved +to the emigrants more fatal than the blast of the upas-poisoned valley +of Java. The delicious oranges, and the mild Pico wine, used liberally +by the passengers, sowed the seeds of death yet more freely among +their ranks. On the passage from Fayal, the mortality was dreadful, +but at length, decimated and diseased, the band of emigrants arrived +at Boston.</p> + +<p>It was a summer's day—but no cheering ray of light fell upon the +spires of the city. The sky was dark and gloomy; the bay spread out +before the eye like a huge sheet of lead, and the clouds swept low and +heavily over the hills and house tops.</p> + +<p>After the vessel was moored, all the passengers who<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[268]</a></span> were capable of +moving, or of being moved, came up or were brought up on deck. We +scanned their wan and haggard features with curiosity and pity.</p> + +<p>Here was the wreck of an athletic man. His eyes, deep-sunken in their +orbits, were nearly as glassy as those of a corpse; his poor attire +hung loosely on his square shoulders. His matted beard rendered his +sickly, greenish countenance yet more wan and livid. He crawled about +the deck <i>alone</i>—his wife and five children, they for whom he had +lived and struggled, for whose sake he was making a last desperate +exertion, had all been taken from him on the voyage. We addressed him +some questions touching his family.</p> + +<p>"They are all gone," said he, "the wife and the childer. The last +one—the babby—died this mornin'—she lies below. They're best off +where they are."</p> + +<p>In another place sat a shivering, ragged man, the picture of despair. +A few of his countrymen, who had gathered round him, offered him some +food. He might have taken it eagerly some days before. <i>Now</i> he gazed +on vacancy, without noticing their efforts to induce him to take some +nourishment. Still they persevered, and one held a cooling glass of +lemonade to his parched lips.</p> + +<p>Seated on the after hatchway was a little boy who had that morning +lost both his parents. He shed no tear. Familiarity with misery had +deprived him of that sad consolation.</p> + +<p>We passed on to a group of Irishmen gathered round an old gray-haired +man lying at length upon the forward deck. One of them was kneeling +beside him.</p> + +<p>"Father, father!" said he, earnestly, "rouse up, for the love of +Heaven. See here—I've brought ye some porridge—tak a sup ov it—it +will give ye heart and life."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[269]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Sorrow a bit of life's left in the old man any how. Lave him alone, +Jamie."</p> + +<p>"Lift him ashore," said the mate—"he wants air."</p> + +<p>The dying man was carefully lifted on the wharf, and laid down upon a +plank. His features changed rapidly during the transit. His head now +fell back—the pallid hue of death invaded his lips—his lower jaw +relaxed—the staring eyeballs had no speculation in them—a slight +shudder convulsed his frame. The son kneeled beside him; closed his +eyes—it was all over. And there, in the open air, with no covering to +shield his reverend locks from the falling rain, passed away the soul +of the old man from its earthly tabernacle.</p> + +<p>The hospital cart arrived. Busy agents lifted into it, with +professional <i>sang froid</i>, crippled age and tottering childhood. But +all the spectators of this harrowing scene testified, by their +expressions, sympathy and sorrow, one low-browed ruffian alone +excepted.</p> + +<p>"Serves 'em right d—— n—— 'em!" said he, savagely. "Why don't they +stay at home in their own country, and not come here to take the bread +out of honest people's mouths?"</p> + +<p>Honest, quotha? If ever "flat burglary" and "treason dire" were +written on a man's face, it stood out in staring capitals upon that +Cain-like brow.</p> + +<p>But there were lights as well as shadows to the picture. Out of that +grim den of death, out of that floating lazar house, there came a few +blooming maidens and stalwart youths, like fair flowers springing from +the rankness of a charnel. Their sorrows were but for the misfortunes +of others; and even these were a while forgotten in the joy of meeting +near and dear relatives, and old friends upon<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[270]</a></span> the shore of the +promised land. They went their way rejoicing, and with them passed the +solitary ray of sunshine that streamed athwart the dark horrors of the +emigrant ship, like the wandering pencil of light that sometimes +visits the condemned cell of a prison.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[271]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_LAST_OF_THE_STAGE_COACHES" id="THE_LAST_OF_THE_STAGE_COACHES"></a>THE LAST OF THE STAGE COACHES.</h2> + +<h3>A FRAGMENT OF A CLUB-ROOM CONVERSATION.</h3> + + +<p>"Did you ever," said the one-eyed gentleman, fixing his single sound +optic upon us with an intensity which made it glow like one of the +coals in the grate before us, "did you ever hear how I met with this +misfortune?"</p> + +<p>"What misfortune, sir?"</p> + +<p>"The misfortune which made a Cyclops of me—the loss of my left eye."</p> + +<p>"Never, sir. Pray how was it?"</p> + +<p>"Put out by the cinder of a locomotive," growled the one-eyed +gentleman, seizing the poker and stirring up the fire viciously. "Bad +things these railroads, sir," he added, when he had demolished a huge +fragment of sea coal. "Only last week—little boy playing on bank in +his father's garden—little dog ran on the track—boy went down to +call him off—express train came along—forty-five miles an hour and +no stoppages—ran over boy and dog—agonized parents sought for the +remains—nothing found except one shoe, the buckle of his hatband, and +brass collar of the dog."</p> + +<p>"Extraordinary!"</p> + +<p>"No, sir; not extraordinary," said the one-eyed gentleman. "I maintain +it's a common occurrence. Sir, I keep a railroad journal at home, as +large as a family Bible. It<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[272]</a></span> is filled with brief accounts—<i>brief</i>, +mind you—of railroad accidents. Next year I shall have to buy another +book."</p> + +<p>"Then you are a decided enemy of railroads?"</p> + +<p>"Decided!" said the one-eyed gentleman. "Their prevalence and extent +is a proof that the age is lapsing into barbarism. Ah! you remember +the stage coaches?"</p> + +<p>"Certainly."</p> + +<p>"Well, sir," said the one-eyed gentleman, warmly, "travelling was +travelling in those days; sir, it was a pleasure. The coaches were +fast enough for any reasonable man; ten miles an hour, including +stoppages. Ah!" he added, smacking his lips, "what a fine thing it was +to start on a journey of a glorious October morning, when every thing +looked bright and smiling! You mounted to the box or the roof, well +wrapped up in your greatcoat and shawl, with your trunk safely +strapped upon the rack behind. The driver was a man of +substance—solid, of a gravity tempered with humor, a giant in a brown +box-coat, with gray hat and mittens. How he handled the ribbons and +took his cattle through Elm Street! How the long bridges rumbled and +thundered as we bowled along away, away into the country! The country! +it <i>was</i> the country then; inhabited by country people, not peopled +with a mixed society of farmers and cits, six o' one and half a dozen +of t'other. How nicely we glided along! There were birds, in those +days, singing by the roadside; now the confounded locomotives have +scared them all off. By and by we came to a tavern. Out rushed a troop +of hostlers and keepers skilled in horse flesh. The cattle were just +allowed to wet their lips, water was dashed on their legs and feet, +and then, after the parcels and papers had been tossed off, away we +went again. Five miles farther on, we pulled up to change. The fresh +team was led out, bright, shining, and glittering, in tip-top +condition.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[273]</a></span> The driver descended to stretch his legs and personally +superintend the putting to of the fresh horses. When he mounted the +box again, his experienced eye glanced rapidly at the team, and then, +with an 'all right—let 'em go!' we were on the road once more."</p> + +<p>The one-eyed gentleman paused, after this flow of eloquence, and gazed +pensively into the midst of the glowing coals. After a few moments' +silence, he resumed:—</p> + +<p>"Rather a singular occurrence happened to me last year on the 14th of +October, about half past twelve, P.M. I am thus particular about +dates, because this event is one that forms an era in my life. I had +been driving across the country in my gig, to visit a friend who had +recently moved upon a farm. The localities were new to me, and the +roads blind. Guideboards were few, and human beings fewer. In short, I +got astray, and hadn't the remotest conception of what part of the +country I was in. It was a cold, cloudy day, with a sort of drizzling +Scotch mist that wet one to the bone. I plodded along in hopes of soon +reaching some tavern, where I could bait my horse and get some dinner +for myself. All at once, at a turn of the road, just after having +crossed the Concord River, I perceived a stage coach coming towards +me. I had heard no noise of wheels or horses' feet; but there it was. +The road was narrow, and the coachman pulled up to let me work my way +past. The vehicle was a queer old affair, that looked as if it had +been dug out of some antediluvian stable yard. The curtains were brown +with age and dust, and riddled with holes; the body was bare and +worm-eaten, and the springs perfectly green with mould. The horses +were thin and lank, and the harness in as sorry a condition as the +coach. The driver's clothes, which were very old fashioned, hung about +him in loose folds, and he gazed upon me with a strange, stony<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[274]</a></span> stare +that was absolutely appalling; yet his lips unclosed as I worked past +him, and he exclaimed in a harsh, croaking voice, 'One eye!' Thereupon +two or three queer people poked their heads out of the coach window. +There was one old woman with false teeth, in an unpleasant state of +decay, and a voice like a parrot. 'One eye!' she shrieked, as she +gazed on me with an eye as stony as the coachman. A pale, simpering +miss smirked in my face, and cried, 'One eye!' and a military +gentleman, with a ghastly frown, hissed forth the same words. I should +have scrutinized the queer coach and the queer people closer, had not +my horse—my good, old, quiet, steady horse—seized the bit in his +mouth and started off at a dead run. I tried to saw him up, but it was +no use; he ran for a couple of miles, and did not slacken till he had +brought me to the door of an old, decayed tavern, where I resigned him +to the charge of a lame hostler, and made my way into the house in +search of the landlord. I found him at last—a poor, poverty-pinched +man, who had been ruined by the railroad. He complained bitterly of +the hard times. 'But,' said I, 'you must have some custom; the stage +coaches——' 'Bless your soul,' replied he, 'there hasn't been a coach +on this road for fifteen years.' 'What do you, mean?' said I; 'I met a +coach and passengers two miles back, near the river.' The landlord +turned pale. 'What day is this?' he asked. 'The 14th of October.' 'The +14th of October!' cried the landlord; 'I remember that date well. That +day, fifteen years since, was the last trip of the old mail coach. It +left here, with Bill Snaffle, the driver, and three insides, a +military man, an old woman, and a young lady. They were never heard of +after they left here. Their trail was followed as far as the bridge. +It is supposed that the horses got frightened at something, and backed +off into the Concord<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[275]</a></span> River. But I have heard,' added the landlord, in +a hollow whisper, 'that on this anniversary the ghost of that coach +and company may be seen upon the turnpike. More, I will tell you, in +confidence, that I have seen them myself.' After this I was convinced +that I had been favored—if favor it may be called—with a spiritual +visitation."</p> + +<p>The one-eyed gentleman looked me full in the face, as if to say, "What +do you think of it?" It was useless to argue with him; so I only shook +my head. He nodded his in a very mysterious manner, and fell to poking +the fire with redoubled activity; and I bade him good night, and left +him to pursue his occupation.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[276]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_SEXTON_OF_ST_HUBERTS" id="THE_SEXTON_OF_ST_HUBERTS"></a>THE SEXTON OF ST. HUBERT'S.</h2> + +<h3>A STORY OF OLD ENGLAND.</h3> + +<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3> + +<h3>THE QUEEN OF THE MAY.</h3> + + +<p>In a remote region in the northern part of England, the people still +cherish an attachment to old usages and sports, and hold the +observance of Christmas, May-day, and other time-honored festivals, a +sacred obligation. One village, in particular, is famous for its +May-day sports, which, as the curate is a little withered antiquary, +are conducted with great ceremony and fidelity to old authorities. The +May-pole is brought home, garlanded, and decked with ribbons, to the +sound of pipe and tabor, surrounded by a laughing throng of sturdy +yeomen and buxom maidens. It is erected on the great green, in the +centre of the village, to the universal delight of old and young, and +the dancing commences round it with high glee. The scene presented is +like that described by Goldsmith,—</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Where all the village train, from labor free,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Led up their sports beneath the spreading tree;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">While many a pastime circled in the shade,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">The young contending as the old surveyed;<br /></span> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[277]</a></span><span class="i0">And many a gambol frolicked o'er the ground,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And sleights of art and feats of strength went round."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>It was a delightful spring, that of 17—, and a softer sky never +before smiled upon the village-green of Redwood, upon the 1st of May; +and among the merry damsels dancing round the May-pole, no heart was +happier, and no step was lighter, than that of Margaret Ellis, who, +for the first time, joined in the sports of the day. She was a child +of May, and this was the sixteenth anniversary of her birthday. A gay +brunette, her sparkling eyes had all the fire and the mirth of the +sunny and passionate south, while no lighter or more delicate foot +than hers could have been found upon the merry green. A rich bloom +mantled on her cheek, her lips were fresh and red, and her regular +teeth, displayed as she panted in the dance, were white as unsullied +snow. A tight little bodice, and a milk-white frock, set off the +charms of her person in the best manner. Then there was an air of +gayety and innocence about her which delighted every good-natured +observer; and all the villagers allowed that Margaret Ellis deserved +the tiara of flowers that crowned her Queen of the May. She blushed at +the tokens of good will and approbation, as she placed her hand in +that of a young and rustic stranger, who led her off triumphantly at +the head of the dancers. The youth was fair-haired, ruddy, athletic, +and active; and those who saw them in the dance could not help +acknowledging that they were a lovely pair.</p> + +<p>There was one who regarded them with eyes of jealous displeasure. This +was a man of forty, of a handsome face and figure, but swarthy, +dark-haired, and melancholy. He bent over the seat upon which old +Farmer Ellis and his dame were seated, and whispered, "Do you know the +young man who is dancing with your daughter?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[278]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Ah! he be a right good young mon, I warrant me," said the dame. "He +do come fra the next county. William Evans, he calls himself."</p> + +<p>"He calls himself!—umph!" muttered the person who had first spoken. +"But what do others call him? Who knows any thing about him? Who can +vouch for his character? I would not suffer a daughter of mine to be +gadding about, and dancing with a stranger."</p> + +<p>"Whoy, for the matter o' that," said Farmer Ellis, "you were nought +but a stranger yourself, when you first did come to see us, Maister +Pembroke. We didn't know you were the sexton of St. Hubert's. And yet +you turned out a right good friend to me, mon; for when ye first knew +me, things were deadly cross wi' me. What wi' the rot among my sheep, +and the murrain among my cattle, I were all but ruined. Short crops +and a hard landlord are bitter bad things. But you were the salvation +of me, and I'll work my fingers to the bone, but what you shall have +your own again, John Pembroke."</p> + +<p>"There is one way in which you can liquidate your debt."</p> + +<p>"Name it, Maister Pembroke," said the farmer, eagerly.</p> + +<p>"No matter," muttered the sexton, and a hollow sigh escaped his lips. +"I had an idea, but it is gone. Touching the stranger, in whom you +both repose such confidence. In what manner does he earn his daily +bread?"</p> + +<p>"Whoy," said the farmer, "in the way that Adam did, mon. He do say he +is a gardener."</p> + +<p>"A likely tale!" ejaculated the sexton. "Look at his hands. Why, his +fingers are delicate and white. Your gardener has horny fingers, and a +palm of iron."</p> + +<p>"Dang it! so they be!" cried Ellis. "Well, I never noticed that afore. +Whoy, dame, he may be an impostor<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[279]</a></span> And though he be so cruel koind, +and deadly fond of the girl, now, he may forsake—may——"</p> + +<p>"Look at, them, now," said the sexton of St. Hubert's. "See how he +grasps her hand; and how, as he whispers his soft, insinuating +flattery in her ear, she blushes and smiles upon him. Damnation!"</p> + +<p>"Whoy, John!" exclaimed Dame Ellis; "what would the rector say to hear +thee? Thou art surely distraught."</p> + +<p>And now, as Margaret, flushed and panting with exercise, was suffering +her partner to lead her towards her seat, her father beckoned her to +approach.</p> + +<p>"Come hither, girl," said he. The smiling maiden obeyed. "Margaret," +said the old man, "thou knowest I love thee. I ha' always been cruel +koind to thee, and so has thy mother, girl. If any harm was to happen +to thee, I should take it desperately to heart. I should, indeed. It +would kill thy father, Margaret. Now, William Evans may be a good +young man, and he may not; but we must beware of strangers. Wait till +we have tried him a bit. Many a handsome nag turns out a vicious one. +So it be my pleasure, and the dame's, that thou dost not dance any +more to-day wi' William Evans; and even if he speaks to thee, be a +little offish loike to him."</p> + +<p>The poor girl sighed. "I hope, sir," said she, glancing at the sexton, +"that no person possessed of an unhappy and suspicious temper has been +prejudicing you against poor William. I hope Mr. Pembroke——"</p> + +<p>"Hush, girl—hush!" cried Ellis. "Doant thee say a word against that +man. But for him we mought all ha' been beggars. Do as I bid thee, +girl, and doan't thee ask no questions; for you know I've got no head +to argury."</p> + +<p>Margaret slowly sank into a seat. The sexton leaned over her, and +addressed to her some commonplace remarks,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[280]</a></span> to all of which she +returned answer in monosyllables. When the music recommenced a lively +air, William advanced, and solicited her hand for the next dance. Poor +Margaret bent her eyes upon the ground, and falteringly refused. +Thinking he could not have heard her rightly, Evans again asked the +question, and received, a second time, the same answer. For a moment +his countenance expressed astonishment; the next there was a look of +grief, and then his lip curled, and drawing himself up proudly, he +stalked away. He was followed by the sexton of St. Hubert's, who +overtook him, and laid his hand upon his shoulder. William turned +fiercely, and endeavored to shake off the grasp.</p> + +<p>"Young man," said the sexton, "you are discovered!"</p> + +<p>"Discovered!" exclaimed William. "What do you mean?"</p> + +<p>"You understand me," said the sexton; "your manners, your language, +your figure, contradict the story you have fabricated. Margaret shall +never be your victim. With her your boasted arts are valueless!"</p> + +<p>"If you were a gentleman——" said William.</p> + +<p>"Ha, ha!" laughed the sexton of St. Hubert's. "Is this the resentment +of a rustic? Go, young man; you have exposed yourself."</p> + +<p>"Remove your hand!" said the young man; "and think it unusual +forbearance on my part, that I do not chastise you as you deserve. We +shall meet again, and with a sterner greeting." So they parted.</p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[281]</a></span></p> + +<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3> + +<h3>THE GYPSY CAMP.</h3> + + +<p>The clear, unshadowed sun, as it declined towards the western verge of +the horizon, shone brightly upon the gypsy encampment, a few miles +from Redwood. The wandering tribe had displayed their proverbial +taste, in their selection of a spot wherein to pitch their tents. A +green and glossy pasture was partly surrounded by a luxuriant forest +of ancient oaks, which supplied the crew with firewood; while a +beautiful and clear stream, the pride and boast of the county, curved +into the waving grass land, and kept it ever fresh and verdant. Here +and there its silvery bosom reflected a small tent, or the figure of +an idler, bending over the bank, with fishing rod in hand, a perfect +picture of patience and philosophy. Half a dozen tents served to +accommodate the gregarious fraternity; and though the sail cloths +which composed them were worn and weather-beaten, yet their brown hues +harmonized well with the rich tints of the landscape, and showed +distinct enough against the dark background of the forest. As the +shades of the evening darkened the ancestral trees, a line of fire was +lit up, the flames of which glared ruddily against the huge trunks of +the woodland, and played and flickered in the rippling stream. Huge +kettles, suspended on forked sticks, were beginning to send up a +savory steam; and several swarthy beings, lounging round the fires, +occasionally fed them, or basking in the blaze, watched the bubbling +of the caldrons with intense anxiety. Even the king of the gypsies +observed the preparations for supper with an eager air, which ill +assorted with his lofty forehead and reverend white<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[282]</a></span> beard. Every +moment some stroller would come in with a pilfered fowl, or a basket +of eggs; and each addition to the feast was hailed with shouts of +applause by the swarthy crew.</p> + +<p>Somewhat remote from this scene of bustle and noise, at the door of a +small tent, sat two female gypsies. One of these was the queen, an +aged crone, who, though bent with age and care, and wrinkled by time +and the indulgence of vehement passions, yet prided herself upon the +unfrosted darkness of her raven tresses, which fell over her shoulders +in profusion. A turban of rich crimson cloth crowned her head, and a +shawl of the same color and material was wrapped around her shoulders. +Her skinny hands were supported by a silver-headed staff, which was +covered with quaint carvings. Her gown was of dark serge, and her +shoes were pointed, and turned up in the Oriental fashion, and +garnished with broad silver buckles. She sat apart, and the rising +moon shone down upon her dusky figure, and threw her wild features +into bold relief. At her feet sat a beautiful girl, with dark Grecian +features, and a full, voluptuous form. She, too, had long, flowing, +raven tresses, into which were twisted strings of pearl. From a +necklace of topaz hung a little silver crucifix, resting upon a full +and heaving bust, to which was fitted a close jacket, made of +deep-blue cloth, and fastened together with loops and silver buttons. +Her soft and round arms were naked, save at the shoulders, and her +wrists were encircled with tarnished gold bracelets. Her white +petticoat was short enough to display a well-turned ankle, and a small +foot, encased in neat black slippers. Her features, dark and +sun-browned, showed to more advantage in the pale moonlight than they +would have done in the broad blaze of day. The gypsy girl<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[283]</a></span> sat at the +feet of the queen, and looking up in her face, listened attentively to +her discourse.</p> + +<p>"Myra," said the queen of the gypsies, "do you love him yet?"</p> + +<p>"Love him!" repeated the girl. "Yes, mother—passionately. To obtain +his hand—his heart, I would peril every thing!"</p> + +<p>"Strange and mysterious passion!" said the crone, "which defies reason +and law. Many years agone I loved with the same intense devotion. The +same fiery blood courses in your veins; the same contempt of +obstacles. Yet the man I loved was nobler and prouder than the sexton +of St. Hubert's. We lived among the Gitanos of Spain, when we were +wedded. Five sons I bore to the partner of my cares. Where are they? +One followed his father to the gibbet; a second hurled defiance at his +enemies, as he perished in the flames of an <i>auto da fe</i>; the third +and fourth died in the galleys; the fifth—the fifth, Myra—my best +beloved, my brave, my beautiful, received his death wound in defending +me from outrage. <i>You are his child!</i> Judge, then, how I love you, my +daughter. You love the sexton of St. Hubert's—he shall marry you."</p> + +<p>"Ah, mother!" said the gypsy girl, "I fear me he is lost. He is the +accepted lover of Margaret Ellis. She did love a young stranger; but +the sexton of St. Hubert's has Farmer Ellis in his debt, and +threatened to throw him in jail, if the latter did not grant him the +hand of his daughter. He has done so, and the wedding day is fixed. +Alas! before he saw his May-day queen, he loved me, and promised to +marry me. Often beneath that very moon, mother, has he sat and told me +his love. When I smiled at his protestations, he would speak of his +wealth, and tell<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[284]</a></span> me of hidden stores of gold, for a thrifty and a +rich man is the sexton of St. Hubert's. I do not love him less because +he does not frown upon our wandering tribe, but has lax principles +that suit the fiery passions of our race. I know not in what consists +the art by which he won me; it is enough for me to know that I am +devoted to him. Alas! that knowledge is too much, since he has owned +the fascination of the Queen of the May."</p> + +<p>"Enough said, daughter!" cried the crone. "Before the altar he shall +marry you. He shall love you better than he loves the May queen. What +are her attractions when compared to yours? Praise from the old is +little to the young; yet let me say that I have wandered east and +west, north and south; have seen the Georgian and Sicilian maids, have +seen the dark-haired girls of Naples, and the donnas of Madrid; yet +never did these aged eyes rest on a finer form or face than yours, my +daughter."</p> + +<p>The gypsy girl smiled.</p> + +<p>"Ay," said the old woman, "now you look lovelier than ever. That smile +is like a sunbeam to my heart; it thaws the frost of age. Believe me, +Myra, the sexton of St. Hubert's shall adore you."</p> + +<p>"Then you must have love charms," said the gypsy girl, blushing.</p> + +<p>"Love charms I have," said the old woman, "and those of wondrous +potency. We are a favored race, Myra. Descended from the old +Egyptians, we inherit their mysterious learning. To a few among us, +the queens and magi of our tribes, there has come down a knowledge of +charms and medicine, and some of the secrets of astrology. Go, Myra; +leave me. I will provide for your peace. Yes, yes, I have love charms. +I have them!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[285]</a></span></p> + +<p>The gypsy girl smiled, rose, kissed the hand of her grandmother, and +then bounded away like a fawn.</p> + +<p>"Poor child!" muttered the old woman, when alone; "she must not die of +a broken heart. Love charms, did she say! Yes—I have them for fools; +but the love charm I shall use to give her joy is poison. The +betrothed bride of the sexton of St. Hubert's lies ill of an unknown +malady. The physicians cannot do her good, for she is sick of a +wounded heart. To-night the sexton of St. Hubert's, who has faith in +my skill, comes to seek a remedy. He shall have one. Does he think to +spurn the poor gypsy girl? He is mistaken. He plighted his troth to +her in the silence of the forest; they broke a piece of gold across a +running brook; they swore truth and fidelity! One has broken the oath, +but it shall be sworn anew. None but Myra shall wed the sexton of St. +Hubert's!"</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER III.</h3> + +<h3>RETRIBUTION.</h3> + + +<p>It was a fierce and stormy night. The wind howled around the houses of +Redwood, and wherever a shutter had lost its fastening, it flapped to +and fro with a frequent and alarming sound. The rain, too, descended +in torrents, and flooded the streets of the village, while ever and +anon heavy peals of thunder and vivid flashes of lightning increased +the terror of the night. In the house of Farmer Ellis a few persons +were assembled to witness the bridal of the sexton of St. Hubert's. +The bridegroom was as one excited by wine, for there was a wild +radiance in his eyes<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[286]</a></span> and an unwonted smile upon his lips, and he +occasionally gave utterance to some jest, and when it failed of +producing the expected mirth, his own laugh sounded hollow and +strange. The bride, too, so pearly pale, in her white dress, with +white roses in her hair, seemed like the bride of Corinth in the +German tale. A few of the guests, huddled anxiously together, +whispered among themselves, "It is a churchyard bridal."</p> + +<p>Still the cake and wine went round, and the strange laugh of the +bridegroom was more frequent. The night wore on, and the arrival of +the clergyman was prolonged far beyond the expected time. At length he +came, and the ceremony was about to take place, when the bride +suddenly sank in the arms of her companions. They raised her, and +applied the usual remedies resorted to in cases of fainting, but the +vital spark itself had fled.</p> + +<p>In the depth of a stormy night, the sexton of St. Hubert's sought the +queen of the gypsies. He was mounted on an active horse, and +accompanied by the sheriff of the county and a few resolute men, well +mounted and armed to the teeth. As he approached the river which +bounded the gypsy camp upon one side, the sexton looked in vain for a +guiding light—no fires blazed upon the green, no hidden glare was +reflected in the mirror of the stream. Still he spurred on his horse, +and followed hard by his companions, gallantly forded the stream and +crossed the open meadows. The tents had all been struck, and no sound +was heard in that deserted place, except the rushing of the boisterous +wind and the tinkling of the raindrops as they fell upon the river. +The parties reined up their horses, and the sexton and the sheriff +held a brief conference together. While they were yet conversing, a +broad and brilliant blaze shot up from the centre of the forest, +illuminating a wide<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[287]</a></span> and well-trodden path which led directly to the +light. The first flash of radiance dazzled the eyes of the horsemen, +but when they became accustomed to the glare, they beheld distinctly +several wild forms lounging around the fire, evidently unconscious of +the approach of danger.</p> + +<p>"Now is our time, my lads," said the sheriff, in a low tone. "Forward, +and we shall have them all."</p> + +<p>Every rowel was instantly employed, and the party pushed forward at a +gallop. Bowing their heads to avoid the swaying branches, they bent +over their horses' necks in the intense ardor of pursuit. The sheriff +and the sexton rode side by side, and had nearly attained their +object, when their horses fell suddenly, and threw them to the ground +with violence. In fine, the whole party had stumbled upon pitfalls dug +for them, and not a horseman of the troop escaped an overthrow. While +they were rolling on the ground, entangled in the stirrups, and +receiving severe injuries from the struggling horses, a shrill cry +arose from the depth of the woods, and a dozen stout ruffians set upon +them, seized, and pinioned them. The sexton and the sheriff were +conducted by two of the gang to the presence of the gypsy queen, who +sat upon a rude form raised upon the trunk of a huge oak, and +sheltered by an ample awning of oiled cloth. The sheriff's followers +were borne away in another direction. The wild woman and her wilder +attendants were perfectly distinct in the ruddy firelight, though the +whole scene had, to the eyes of the victims, the appearance of a +vision of night.</p> + +<p>"Well, sirs," said the queen, "you came to see us, and you have found +us. Have you not some message for us? You myrmidon of the law, have +you no greeting for the queen of the gypsies?"</p> + +<p>The sheriff looked at the queen and then at her attend<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[288]</a></span>ants. They were +fierce-looking, unshorn fellows, with butchers' knives stuck in their +rope girdles, and seemed but to await a nod from her tawny majesty to +employ their formidable weapons.</p> + +<p>"Have you nothing for us?" asked the dark lady.</p> + +<p>"Nothing," said the sheriff, faintly.</p> + +<p>"Ho, ho!" laughed the wrinkled crone. "The man of law is forgetful. +You, <i>Dommerar</i>, search him, and see if he speaks the truth."</p> + +<p>A sandy-haired little fellow advanced at the summons, and rifled the +pockets of the sheriff with a dexterity which proved him an adept in +the business. A teacher of music would have envied his fingering. +Having caused the pockets of the sheriff to disgorge, he thus, in the +canting language, enumerated their contents:—</p> + +<p>"The <i>moabite's ribbin runs thin</i>, (the sheriff's cash runs low.) He +has no <i>mint</i>, (gold,) and only a <i>mopus</i> or two."</p> + +<p>"Fool!" said the queen, "has he no paper?"</p> + +<p>"Ay, ay, missus, here's his <i>fiddle</i>," (writ,) was the answer.</p> + +<p>"Give it me," cried the queen. "Here, you <i>patrico</i>, our eyes are bad. +Read this scrawl, and acquaint us with the contents."</p> + +<p>The <i>patrico</i>, or hedge priest, a fellow in a rusty, black suit, with +a beard of three weeks' growth, bleared eyes, and a red, Bardolph +nose, took the writ, which he had more difficulty in reading than Tony +Lumpkin, when he received the letter of Hastings. At first, he held it +upside down, then reversed it, looking at it at arm's length, and then +gave it a closer scrutiny. He finally gave it as his opinion, that it +empowered the <i>queer-cuffin</i> (so he termed the sheriff) to seize upon +the so called queen of the gypsies, accused of the crime of murder, +and also to apprehend her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[289]</a></span> followers. When he had concluded, the old +crone snatched the writ from his hand, and, tearing it to pieces, +flung the fragments into the face of the sheriff.</p> + +<p>"Take him away," said she, "and leave us alone with the sexton of St. +Hubert's. Guard him well, for we wish to show him how we administer +justice among us. We will be judge and jury, and our <i>upright man</i> +shall be the executioner."</p> + +<p>She waved her tawny hand with the air of a princess dismissing her +courtiers, and her mandate was obeyed. She was left alone with the +sexton of St. Hubert's. Looking him steadily in the face, she said,—</p> + +<p>"John Pembroke, I give you joy of your marriage."</p> + +<p>"Wretched woman!" said the sexton, "you poisoned her. By your hand she +died."</p> + +<p>"You are mistaken," answered the old woman, with a bitter smile. "She +is not dead, but sleepeth. You see the devil can quote Scripture. It +was my first intention to have poisoned her; but my second thoughts +were better. So, instead of the medicine you sought, I gave you a +powerful narcotic, which has thrown her into a deep sleep. She lies, +at this moment, you know, in the chapel of St. Hubert's. There are +flowers on her coffin, and there is a shroud around her. If I am not +very much mistaken, about this hour she awakes."</p> + +<p>"And perishes! Fiend in human shape, how you have deceived me! At this +hour, remote from help, my Margaret is dying."</p> + +<p>"She is not your Margaret, neither is she dying," said the crone. +"Listen to me. I sent a trusty messenger to him that Margaret +loves—to him who loves her fondly and faithfully—and if all things +have gone as well as I antici<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[290]</a></span>pate, by this time she is in his arms. +The draught she drank is harmless."</p> + +<p>"Cursed deceiver!" cried the sexton, struggling frantically to free +himself from the ligatures which bound him. "You have done an accursed +deed. You have deprived me of my betrothed bride."</p> + +<p>"Your betrothed bride!" said the queen of the gypsies. "Behold her!" +She waved her hand, and Myra stood before the sexton of St. Hubert's. +"There she stands," said the gypsy. "Have you forgotten that your +troth is plighted to her? The bride and the priest are ready. Man of +guilt and passion, wed her you may, wed her you must!"</p> + +<p>"Never!" cried the sexton. "When I sought your lawless crew to indulge +my love of revelling and pleasure, the person of Myra lighted a fire +in my breast. But it was an unholy flame. I will never marry her. Let +her live—live to be branded with infamy and disgrace!"</p> + +<p>"Ha!" cried the crone, rising from her seat. "Is it so? Speak, Myra! +child of my heart, is it so?"</p> + +<p>The gypsy girl clasped her hands together, and hung her head in shame. +Her cheeks were suffused with crimson; then they became deadly pale, +and she sank lifeless on the ground.</p> + +<p>"You have killed her!" shrieked the gypsy queen, "and dearly shall you +rue it."</p> + +<p>She placed a whistle to her lips, and blew a shrill blast. But she +received a far different answer than she had anticipated; for one of +the sheriff's men had succeeded in escaping from the hands of the +gypsy crew, and galloped to the neighboring town, where a troop of +horse was quartered. The commanding officer instantly repaired to the +gypsy camp, where he arrived in time to apprehend the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[291]</a></span> crew before +they had committed any act of violence. The sexton of St. Hubert's did +not long survive this night, and Myra became a maniac. The fate of the +lovers we shall next describe.</p> + +<p>When the lover of Margaret received the message of the queen of the +gypsies, he repaired to the spot where his mistress lay, to all +appearance, in the arms of death. But life had not departed; and even +as he hung gazing over her, a faint color mounted to her cheek, and +her bosom began to heave beneath her white garment. He raised her in +his arms, bore her to the air, and she revived. When her senses were +fully restored, she consented to guard against another separation by +marrying her lover and savior. William had provided a humble +post-chaise to convey his bride far from the scene of her past perils +and temptations. They journeyed by slow stages to the north, and at +the close of a few days entered a romantic village. The lover +bridegroom pointed out a gray and noble old pile, the turrets of which +rose lofty above the waving trees of an ancient park. He asked if she +should like to visit it. She replied in the affirmative, and they +drove, unchallenged, through the gateway and along a noble avenue +shaded by huge oaks. When they reached the portals of the building, +the post-boy stopped the horses, dismounted, threw open the door of +the chaise, and let down the steps. William lifted his companion from +her seat in his arms.</p> + +<p>"Margaret," said he, "look up. This is Woodley Castle, and you are +Lady Armitage."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[292]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="JACK_WITHERS" id="JACK_WITHERS"></a>JACK WITHERS.</h2> + + +<p>Every body liked Jack Withers. He was a handsome, active young fellow +of five-and-twenty, of a good family, an orphan, who came into +possession of thirty thousand dollars when he came of age. In this age +of California gold, when fortunes are made by shovelling dust, and the +wonders of Aladdin's treasure house are realized by men of no capital +but pickaxes and muscles, thirty thousand dollars does not seem a +prodigious sum. Yet our great-grandfathers retired from business on +that amount, and were thought, at least, comfortably well off; and +even nowadays, thirty thousand dollars, judiciously managed, will keep +a man out of the poorhouse, and give him a clean shirt and a leg of +mutton for his lifetime. But poor Jack was not a judicious manager, +and a tandem team and champagne suppers, with a shooting-box and turf +speculations, soon made ducks and drakes of a little fortune. Thus at +twenty-five, our friend Jack was <i>minus</i>; or, in the elegant +phraseology of the day, "a gentleman at large with pockets to let."</p> + +<p>When a man's riches have taken wings and <i>vamosed</i>, when all his old +uncles are used up, and he has no prospective legacy to fall back +upon, he is generally cut by the acquaintances of his prosperous days. +The memory of "what he used to was" is seldom cherished, and the +unhappy victim of prodigality discovers to his sorrow, that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[293]</a></span></p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"'Tis a very good world that we live in,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">To lend, or to spend, or to give in;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">But to beg, or to borrow, or get a man's own,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">'Tis the very worst world, sir, that ever was known."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>Jack, however, was not destined to drink the cup of this bitter +experience. He was just as popular and just as much courted without a +penny in his pocket, as he was when he possessed the means to be +extravagant, when he</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Spread to the liberal air his silken sails,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And lavished guineas like a Prince of Wales."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>The secret of his prodigious popularity was his obliging disposition. +His time and talents—and he had plenty of the former, and no lack of +the latter—were always at the service of his friends; and though the +idlest dog in the world when his own affairs were in question, in the +cause of his friends he was the busiest man alive. Thus he fairly won +his dinners, his rides, his drives, and his opera tickets—they were +trifling commissions on his benevolent transactions.</p> + +<p>"Jack," one fellow would say, "my horse is too confoundedly high +strung, and only half broke. He threw me yesterday."</p> + +<p>"I'll ride him for you, Bill," would be the ready reply; "give me your +spurs, and I'll give him a lesson."</p> + +<p>And away he would go, without a thought of his neck, to mount a +restive rascal that had half killed the rough rider of a cavalry +regiment.</p> + +<p>"Jack," another would say, "I've got an awkward affair on hand with +Lieutenant ——; he fancies I've insulted him, and has thrown out dark +hints about coffee and pistols."</p> + +<p>"Make yourself perfectly easy, my boy; I'll bring him to reason or +fight him myself."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[294]</a></span></p> + +<p>So Jack had his hands full of business. Well, one dreary, desolate +afternoon in March, when the barbs of all the vanes in the city were +looking pertinaciously eastward, and people were shivering over +anthracite grates, Jack Withers "might have been seen," as James would +say, seated in the little back parlor of the coffee room in School +Street, sipping Mocha with his particular friend Bill Bliffins, who +had an especial claim upon his kindness, from the fact that he had +already extricated Bill from scrapes innumerable.</p> + +<p>Mocha is a great prompter of social and kindly feelings, and prompts, +in <i>tête-à-têtes</i>, to that unreserved confidence on one part, and that +obliging interest on the other, which unite two congenial and kindred +spirits in adamantine bonds.</p> + +<p>"Jack," said Bill, smiting the marble table emphatically, "you are my +best friend."</p> + +<p>"Pooh, pooh! you flatter me," said Jack, blushing like a peony; "I've +never done any thing for you."</p> + +<p>"Yes, you have, and you know it," persisted Bliffins. "Didn't you +fight Lieutenant Jenkins, of the Salamander, when I ought to have +fought him myself? Haven't you endorsed my notes when nobody else +would back my paper?"</p> + +<p>"I'll do it again, my boy," said Jack, with a gush of enthusiastic +feeling.</p> + +<p>"Ahem! your name on short or long paper isn't exactly what it used to +be," said Bill, rather unfeelingly, perhaps.</p> + +<p>"True, true," returned Jack, in a more subdued tone; "I haven't got +many friends left in the synagogues."</p> + +<p>"But what you have done, Jack," continued Bliffins, with enthusiasm, +"emboldens me to trespass yet further on your patience."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart," said Jack; and there was no reser<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[295]</a></span>vation implied +in the hearty tone in which the words were uttered.</p> + +<p>"Then listen to my story, as the postilion of Longjumeau sings. Hear +me for my cause, and be silent that you may hear."</p> + +<p>"I'll be mute as the codfish in the House of Representatives."</p> + +<p>"Well, then," said Bill, in a solemn tone, "I'm dead broke."</p> + +<p>"Dead broke?"</p> + +<p>"Yes; I'm running on my last hundred."</p> + +<p>"Impossible!"</p> + +<p>"True, though, for all that. Yet my circumstances are not so +desperate, either. There's a vacant clerkship in the secretary of +state's office; and the governor has been sounded, and I think he +might be disposed to give it to me."</p> + +<p>"Go to him at once, then, my dear boy. If he wants any reference, send +him to me. I'll endorse your character, as I used to your paper when +my name was worth something on 'change. Go to him at once."</p> + +<p>"It's easy to say it, Jack; but the fact is, that I have such a +confounded hesitating address that I fear I should make an unfavorable +impression, and ruin my cause; whereas, if a plausible, voluble fellow +like yourself could get his ear and plead for me, my appointment would +be certain. Now will you——"</p> + +<p>"Call on the governor? With all my heart—consider the thing settled."</p> + +<p>"That's not all; you must be my advocate in another quarter. I'm over +head and ears in love with Juliet Trevor—Trapp & Trevor—W. I. Goods, +wholesale. You know the firm?"</p> + +<p>"Like a book."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[296]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I want you to see the girl and the old people; I haven't confidence +to propose in person. You can do it for me?"</p> + +<p>"With all my heart. I give you joy of the clerkship and the +girl—they're yours."</p> + +<p>"I'm eternally obliged, Jack."</p> + +<p>"Not the least, my boy—always ready to serve my friends. By the way, +have you got any money about your clothes? I invited you to take +coffee, but I forgot my purse in my other trousers—no change, you +know."</p> + +<p>"There, get this V changed," said Bliffins, handing him a bank note.</p> + +<p>Jack took the note and walked up to the counter.</p> + +<p>"Coffee and pie for two, my dear" said he to the attendant. "It's all +right—you know me—pay next time—Withers and friend. Come, Bill, +I've fixed it."</p> + +<p>"But the change!" said Bill.</p> + +<p>"Never mind the change—morrow do as well. By, by,—<i>au revoir</i>."</p> + +<p>"Remember the governor!"</p> + +<p>"All right, my boy."</p> + +<p>"And Juliet!"</p> + +<p>"Make yourself easy."</p> + +<p>So they parted. The next day, Jack sent in his card to the governor at +the Adams House, and followed the pasteboard before the message could +be returned. The governor received his visitor with his usual +urbanity.</p> + +<p>"Good quarters, governor!" said Jack, looking round him as he dropped +into a rocking chair, and tapped his boot with his walking stick. +"Chief magistrate of the commonwealth—well lodged—people pay—all +right."</p> + +<p>The governor was much amused at the coolness of his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[297]</a></span> guest, and waited +patiently to learn his business. He was not kept long in suspense.</p> + +<p>"Governor," said Jack, "I come to solicit your favor not on my behalf, +but in the cause of friendship—sacred friendship—holy bond of two +congenial hearts, &c.—but you know all that. My friend, sir, William +Bliffins—unfortunate young man—reduced in circumstances—good +family—good blood—grandfather in the revolution—soil of Bunker Hill +irrigated with the blood of Bliffins—but you know all that—run +through his fortune—on the town—not a penny—hard case."</p> + +<p>"Do you solicit charity, sir, for your friend?"</p> + +<p>"Not exactly—official favor—vacant clerkship—secretary's +office—make him comfortable—but you know all that."</p> + +<p>"Really, sir, you run on at such a rate——"</p> + +<p>"Way I've got—few leading points all you want—time precious—money +(old saw)—Bliffins—clerkship—don't you take?"</p> + +<p>"I think I recollect the name, now. But I must inquire into the +character of the applicant. How did he lose his fortune?"</p> + +<p>"Unbounded benevolence—heart like an ox—bigger—endorsing notes for +friends—founding hospitals for indigent Africans—temperance +movement—philanthropy expensive—but you know all that."</p> + +<p>"The office in question requires a good penman. Can your friend write +well?"</p> + +<p>"Splendid hand—copperplate—<i>currente calamo</i>—shine in your eyes."</p> + +<p>"Have you a specimen of his penmanship?"</p> + +<p>"Cords at home—some in pocket. Here you have it! no, that's my +washerwoman's bill. Ah, here it is!" and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[298]</a></span> Jack pulled out a crumpled +note, and placed it before the governor.</p> + +<p>The governor scanned the document curiously, and with great difficulty +deciphered the following words, which he read silently:—</p> + +<p>"Dear Jack,—Fashion has been beaten, and I lost on the mare. I shall +back Tom Hyer to the extent of my pile. He is training finely. Bricks +has a couple of Santa Anna's game cocks for me, on board the Raritan, +at Lewis's wharf. Can you run down and get 'em from the steward? Yrs, +&c."</p> + +<p>The governor smiled as he handed back the note, but made no remark.</p> + +<p>"Where can I communicate with you, sir?" he asked.</p> + +<p>"Dog and Thistle, Blackstone Street. I'll write my address."</p> + +<p>So Jack wrote his address card, (by the way, he wrote a splendid +hand,) and took his leave of the governor.</p> + +<p>From the Adams House he posted to Louisburg Square, where the Trevors +were living in great style. Slightly acquainted with Miss Trevor, he +found no difficulty in being admitted to her presence. After rattling +over a few commonplace topics, he came to the object of his mission.</p> + +<p>"Have you seen Bliffins lately?"</p> + +<p>"Not very," replied the fair one, languidly.</p> + +<p>"Dying, ma'am, dying."</p> + +<p>"Is it possible? What's the matter, sir?"</p> + +<p>"Love—desperation—patience on a monument couldn't sit there +forever—heart ache—only one thing to save him."</p> + +<p>"Indeed! and what is that?"</p> + +<p>"He loves you, madam, passionately, devotedly, enormously—Petrarch, +Abelard, lukewarm lovers in compari<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[299]</a></span>son. Throws himself at your +feet—save him!—marry him quick! or you'll lose him!—say yes."</p> + +<p>"Sir, my father will communicate with you," said the lady, rising to +terminate the interview.</p> + +<p>"Dog and Thistle, Blackstone Street," said Jack, and bowed himself +away.</p> + +<p>The next day Jack and Bill were again seated together in a small room +at the Dog and Thistle, waiting the result of the obliging operations +of the former. In a few moments a waiter brought in a note, +superscribed John Withers, Esq. Jack tore it open, and read as +follows:—</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>"Sir,—In answer to your application yesterday, I am sorry +to return you an unfavorable reply; but the chirography of +the person you recommended, to say nothing of other +considerations, unfits him for the vacancy in question. +Having made inquiries with regard to yourself, and finding +that you are in circumstances which might render employment +acceptable, while your conduct proves that you have +sincerely repented of the follies of your early years, I +have concluded to request your acceptance of the office +yourself. If you accept the offer, please report yourself +to-morrow.</p> + +<p class="sig"> +"Yours, respectfully,<br /> +—— ——,</p> +<p><span style="margin-left:5em; "> +"Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts." </span></p> + +</div> + +<p>"You're an impostor!" shouted Bliffins. "Is this your friendship?"</p> + +<p>"I can't help it," said Jack, ruefully. "I'm innocent—I did the best +I could for you."</p> + +<p>"How did he know any thing about my penmanship?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[300]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I showed him this note," said the unhappy Jack, producing the +document.</p> + +<p>"That note? You've ruined me! Do you know what it was about?"</p> + +<p>"I'd forgotten."</p> + +<p>"Why, it was all about horseracing, pugilism, and cock fighting, you +jackass!"</p> + +<p>"Letter for Mr. Bliffins!" said the waiter, entering with another +epistle. Bliffins read it aloud.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>"Mr. William Bliffins.</p> + +<p>"Sir: In answer to application of your friend, yesterday, +for daughter's hand, have to reply for daughter, and say +that the honor is respectfully declined. Had you obtained +the office you applied for, might have treated with you. +Daughter requests me to say that she could not have done so +in any case.</p> + +<p class="sig"> +"Your ob't servant,</p> +<p class="sig1"> +<span class="smcap">J. Trevor.</span>" +</p> + +<p>"P.S. Please hand the enclosed to Mr. Withers." </p></div> + +<p>The "enclosed" was an invitation to a grand ball given by the Trevors +on the ensuing night.</p> + +<p>After overwhelming his friend with anathemas, Bliffins rushed wildly +from the Dog and Thistle, and enlisted in the second dragoons.</p> + +<p>Jack Withers, who had never before looked out for number one, now +became so "obliging" as to take care of that neglected personage. He +became a praiseworthy clerk, and a steady man of business. He went to +the ball and polked himself into the good graces of Miss Juliet +Trevor. The old gentleman and lady smiled upon their loves, and in +due<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[301]</a></span> time he was united to the object of his affections, securing +thereby a handsome and amiable wife, and an independent fortune, which +she insisted on settling upon her husband on the wedding day. There is +no fear of Jack's relapsing into his old habits of extravagance; and +while he is still as popular as ever, he never neglects his own +affairs for those of other people.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[302]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_SILVER_HAMMER" id="THE_SILVER_HAMMER"></a>THE SILVER HAMMER.</h2> + + +<p>The sun was sinking in the west, and gilding with its slant beams a +pastoral landscape, as a young soldier, weary and footsore, slowly +toiled along a lonely road that ran parallel with the course of the +bright and winding Seine. A dusty foraging cap rested on his dark +locks, and his youthful form bent beneath the weight of a well-filled +knapsack. Pierre Lacour had served with honor in that glorious little +band of heroes, which, under the leadership of the youthful Bonaparte, +had crossed the snow-clad Alps, and fallen like an avalanche upon the +plains of Lombardy, sweeping before it the veteran troops of Austria, +and astonishing all Europe by unparalleled audacity and unexampled +success. Pierre had marched farther on that day than he had ever done +while following the colors of his regiment—but he was on his way +home, and he longed to see his mother, his fair young sister Maria, +and a lovely maiden, named Estelle, dearer to his heart than all +beside. They had news of his coming,—at least, Maria and his mother +had,—and he had sent them in advance, by a sure hand, a large amount +of money, his share of the spoils of battle honorably won—enough, in +short, to give a dowry to his sister, and enable him to demand the +reward of all his toils and dangers—the hand of his betrothed.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[303]</a></span></p> + +<p>His heart beat quick as he climbed the last vine-clad hill which +separated him from his native valley. A few steps more would bring him +to the summit, whence his eye would rest on the neat whitewashed +cottage, with its surrounding palings, and trim garden; and there, +perhaps, at the rustic gate, he should see the well-known figures of +his mother and sister. Far as he had travelled, he sprang up the +ascent with a buoyant step, and soon gained the eminence. The cottage +lay full in view, but though it was the usual hour for preparing the +evening meal, no blue smoke wreath curled upward from the chimney. A +vague presentiment of evil weighed upon his heart. Hastening to dispel +the dark and chilling fears that came thick upon him, he hurried down +the slope, and soon passed through the garden and stood within the +cottage. He called aloud—no voice responded to his cry. He rushed +into the little room, which served at once for kitchen and parlor. It +was empty—no fire burned upon the hearth. The humble furniture was in +strange disarray. The casement, which looked out upon the garden was +shattered. The walls and floor were charred and blackened with smoke, +as if the house had taken fire and been saved with difficulty. Pierre +sprang up stairs. In neither of the chambers could he find the loved +ones whom he sought—only the same scene of confusion and desolation. +Turning in dismay from the spectacle, he rushed out of the cottage to +make his way to the nearest neighbors, and inquire into this appalling +mystery. As he hurried along—his brain whirling, his footsteps +uncertain and unsteady—he stumbled against an aged man of venerable +appearance, who was coming in the opposite direction. The young +soldier halted, and touching his cap, begged pardon for his +involuntary rudeness.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[304]</a></span></p> + +<p>"My poor Pierre," said the old man, "I know too well the cause of your +forgetfulness."</p> + +<p>The soldier looked up and recognized the familiar and benevolent +features of the good priest of the village, his old tutor and pastor.</p> + +<p>"Father," he said, pointing to the cottage, "you have been there—you +know all—tell me—where are they?"</p> + +<p>The old man's eyes filled with tears, as he shook his head, and laid +his hand kindly on the young man's shoulder.</p> + +<p>"Pierre," said he, "you have read 'whom the Lord loveth he +chasteneth?'"</p> + +<p>The soldier bowed his head.</p> + +<p>"Pierre," exclaimed the good priest, "let us sit down on this bank. +You are a good and brave boy. You can face danger, and I have sought +to furnish you weapons to wage war against sorrow and trial."</p> + +<p>"You have been a father to me, sir," replied the young soldier, +complying with the invitation of his pastor, and taking a seat beside +him. "I will endeavor to listen calmly to all you have to communicate. +Where are my mother and sister?"</p> + +<p>"Pierre," said the old man, "arm yourself with all your fortitude. You +will never see your mother more till you meet her in that happier +world, where the wicked cease from troubling and the weary are at +rest."</p> + +<p>Pierre groaned deeply, and covering his face with his hands, rocked +his body to and fro as he burst into an agony of tears. The priest +sought not to interrupt him, but turned away his own weeping +countenance, for the anguish of the youth was too painful to +contemplate.</p> + +<p>At last the poor soldier looked up and spoke again: "What of my poor +sister?"</p> + +<p>"I know nothing," replied the priest; "she is gone<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[305]</a></span> whither, none can +tell. A great crime has been committed. By whom, none knows, save God +and the perpetrator thereof. You sent home a large sum of money to +your mother. She was so overjoyed at your good fortune, that she made +no secret of its reception, though I cautioned her against speaking of +it. A fortnight ago, the village was alarmed by the cry of fire. Your +cottage was seen to be in flames. The neighbors hastened thither and +extinguished the blaze. In the smoke and confusion it was not +perceived at first that murder, as well as incendiarism, had done its +foul work." The priest paused, overcome with agitation.</p> + +<p>"On! on!" shouted Pierre, "I can bear it all now!"</p> + +<p>"Your poor mother was the victim," continued the priest; "she lay on +the hearthstone dead and bleeding. Her bureau had been broken open and +rifled of its contents."</p> + +<p>"My sister! my sister!" cried the soldier.</p> + +<p>"She was gone. The whole surrounding country was searched, but nothing +was discovered."</p> + +<p>"Maria! Maria! could gold have tempted <i>you</i>? No! no!—dog that I am, +to suspect you! Misery has driven me mad!" cried the soldier, dashing +his hand against his forehead.</p> + +<p>"The whole dreadful crime," said the old priest, "is shrouded in a +mystery as appalling as death itself. But God does not permit such +deeds to slumber undetected or unavenged. Sooner or later they are +brought to light."</p> + +<p>"May I prove the instrument of detection!" said the soldier. "Some of +the coins that I sent my poor murdered mother were marked—I could +recognize them again. Father, you shall take me to my mother's grave. +One prayer there—one word with Estelle—and then I will go to Paris; +it is the resort of every criminal, and thence it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[306]</a></span> sends forth its +crime-blackened ruffians to desecrate this fair earth with horror. +Come, father, come—my mother's grave—lead me there at once!"</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Years passed away. Save by two or three persons, the crime which had +desecrated the hearthstone of a humble village home was forgotten in +those great historical events, of which Europe and France were then +the theatres. In those days of bloodshed and battle, of victory and +triumph, Pierre Lacour, who had commenced his military career as a +brave young soldier, might have risen to the highest honors, had he +followed the victorious eagles of his emperor. Why might not he rise +as well as Murat, Ney, Lannes, or a hundred others? The epaulets of a +colonel, nay, the baton of a marshal of France, were prizes within the +reach of the lowliest, provided he had the head to plan and the heart +to execute daring and chivalric deeds. But his heart no longer bounded +like a war horse to the charge of the trumpet and the roll of the +drum. He lived for one purpose—to discover the assassin of his mother +and the sister, of whom nothing had been heard since the dreadful +night of murder and conflagration. To facilitate his purposes, he had +procured himself to be enrolled in the unrivalled police force of +Fouché. That wily minister had no more able assistant under his +command, and none in that fraternity (of which many were miscreants, +who had purchased impunity for crime by selling the lives and +liberties of former accomplices and comrades) who could compare with +him for purity of life and elevation of motive. To punish evil for the +sake of society, was the aim of the young police officer. None more +untiring or intelligent than he in ferreting out the perpetrators of +deeds of violence. In the criminals whose arrest he effected, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[307]</a></span> +whose conviction he secured, he expected, constantly, to find some +cognizant of the offence which had thrown so black a shadow over his +life. He read with eager avidity the dying confessions of the +condemned. He caught eagerly every syllable that fell from the lips of +men, who, standing on the brink of eternity, seemed to be impressed +with the necessity of revealing truth. But for years his expectations +were baffled.</p> + +<p>At last, all Paris was thrown into commotion by the murder of a +Colonel Belleville, an officer who had served with distinction in the +grand army, and who was found dead, one morning, in a room at house +number 96 Rue La Harpe. The only mark of violence discovered by the +surgeons was a dark, purple spot, about the size of a five-franc +piece, on the left temple. The police were apprised that, on the +morning of the day before, a slight young man, with fair hair and +polished address, giving his name as Adolph Belmont, had hired the +room at number 96 Rue La Harpe, and paid a week's rent in advance. It +further appeared that, in the evening, just after the close of the +performances at the opera, this young man had come home in company +with an officer of the army. After the lapse of about an hour, the +young man, Belmont, left the house, telling the porter he should +return in a few minutes. But he never reappeared. About ten o'clock in +the morning, the porter went up to his room, and found the door +locked. He knocked and called, without receiving any answer. Looking +through the keyhole, he saw the feet and legs of a man, in military +boots and pantaloons, lying on the floor. Much alarmed and disturbed, +he sought out a commissary of police, and that functionary, breaking +open the door, discovered the body of Colonel Belleville. This tragedy +excited an unusual sensation. Even the emperor<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[308]</a></span> heard of it, and, from +his private purse provided a large sum of money to be paid as a reward +to the discoverer of the perpetrator of this fearful crime.</p> + +<p>Not many days after this occurrence, and while it yet remained +shrouded in mystery, another murder roused the excitable population of +Paris to a frenzy of anxiety and horror. An army commissary, named +Captain Eugene Descartes, was found dead in his lodgings, in the Rue +Richelieu, with the same fatal purple mark on the left temple.</p> + +<p>Yet a third murder was perpetrated in the Boulevard des Italiens. A +banker, named Monval, was, in this instance, the victim. His left +temple bore the fatal discoloration of the size of a five-franc piece; +but, although he had a large sum of money on his person, and wore a +costly watch and many valuable trinkets, and though articles of high +price abounded in his sumptuously-furnished apartment, not an article, +as his steward testified, was missing.</p> + +<p>On the morning of the announcement of this last crime in the Moniteur, +the minister of police received a summons from the emperor to attend +him. He found him in his private cabinet, pacing to and fro in high +excitement. His face was more colorless than ever, except that an +angry hectic spot burned upon each cheek. As the minister entered, the +emperor turned upon him, and exclaimed,—</p> + +<p>"Fouché, what is the meaning of all this? Is this Paris, and are we +living in the nineteenth century? It appears that there is no security +for life in our capital. Mr. Fouché, if such crimes can be committed +with impunity, there is an end of all things; and if you cannot ferret +out the perpetrators of such atrocities as these, it is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[309]</a></span> time for you +to vacate your position. I must appoint a new minister of police."</p> + +<p>"Sire," replied the minister, "how much time will you give me to +discover the assassin?"</p> + +<p>"One week," replied the emperor.</p> + +<p>"I thank your majesty," replied the minister, bowing. "In one week, +you shall have the assassin's head, or my resignation."</p> + +<p>"Good," said the emperor; "and to stimulate the activity of your +people, I hereby authorize you to offer a reward of twenty thousand +francs, for the detection of the assassin of the Rue La Harpe, the Rue +Richelieu, and the Boulevard, if it prove, as I imagine, that one +individual perpetrated these crimes, or five thousand francs each, if +there were three criminals. Good day, Mr. Fouché; let me have a report +of your doings without delay."</p> + +<p>The secret of Mr. Fouché's confident promise to detect the assassin +was the reliance he placed in the activity, daring, and intelligence +of Pierre Lacour. He sent for him, and related his conversation with +the emperor, enlarging on the munificent reward promised by Napoleon.</p> + +<p>"I am poor," said Lacour, "but higher motives than hopes of reward +stimulate me to perform this duty. Yet, should I be successful, a sum +of money like this would enable me to wed one, who, though I +voluntarily offered to release her from her engagement has loved me as +well in my misfortunes as in happier times. In one week, therefore, +Mr. Fouché, I will enable you to redeem your pledge to the emperor."</p> + +<p>Four days passed away, and yet the minister of police heard nothing +from Lacour. But the young man had not been inactive; and once or +twice he had obtained, what he considered, traces of the person +calling himself Belmont,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[310]</a></span> the supposed assassin of the Rue la Harpe, +and, by presumption, of the other murders; but these traces led to no +result.</p> + +<p>Whether in search of diversion, or that a vague hope whispered to him +that he might obtain some intelligence by so doing, Lacour, on the +fifth night after his interview with the minister, went to a masked +ball at the grand opera house, in the costume of an officer of the +Fusilier Guard, which chance led him to select. Weary of the noise and +confusion, sad and discouraged, he had withdrawn from the crowded +circle of dancers, when some one touched him on the shoulder.</p> + +<p>"Captain Lassalle," said a sweet musical voice, "you are known, though +the uniform you wear is not that of your own corps."</p> + +<p>Lacour turned with the intention of correcting the mistake, when a +secret impulse restrained the disavowal. The person who addressed him +was a slight young man, fashionably dressed, with no other disguise +than a half-mask of black velvet, which did not conceal his light +hair.</p> + +<p>"I perceive you know me," said Lacour, favoring the mistake; "though +you have the advantage of me. I cannot possibly conjecture whom I am +addressing."</p> + +<p>The masked laughed lightly.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps it would be of no use for me to unmask," was the reply; "but +if I tell you I have something of importance to communicate to +you—something in reference to your application to the emperor for +preferment, you may be disposed to listen to me."</p> + +<p>"With all my heart."</p> + +<p>"I see you are tired of this noisy scene," said the mask, "and so in +faith am I. Besides, this is no place to talk of business. What say +you to a moonlight walk to my lodg<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[311]</a></span>ings, in the Rue Montmartre? There +we can discuss our affairs over a glass of champagne."</p> + +<p>"I will willingly accompany you," said Lacour, "if you will give me a +few minutes to speak to a friend, with whom I had a previous +appointment."</p> + +<p>"Make haste, then," said the mask; "you will find me here for fifteen +minutes."</p> + +<p>Lacour hastened to the nearest post, and made himself known to the +commandant.</p> + +<p>"Quick!" said he, "I want a sergeant and a dozen <i>gens d'armes</i>. In +fifteen minutes I shall leave the opera house, in company with a young +man, for the Rue Montmartre. Let the squad follow us without appearing +to do so. Keep in the shadow of the houses. We shall enter a house. As +soon as the door has closed, demand instant admittance of the porter. +Let the sergeant follow hard upon my heels, and wait outside the door +of whatever room I enter. At a call from me, let him be ready to burst +in and secure the person with whom I am in company."</p> + +<p>As soon as he had given these directions, the police officer hastened +back to the opera house, where the mask was still awaiting him. Arm in +arm they left the hall, and chatting familiarly, entered the Rue +Montmartre, and soon arrived at an old house of seven stories, to +which they were admitted by the porter. Lacour's heart beat as he +accompanied his guide, in the dark, up three pairs of stairs—but +before he had reached the head of the third flight, he heard the +street door open and shut below, and knew that the sergeant had obeyed +his directions, and that help was at hand in case his suspicions +proved true.</p> + +<p>The mask opened the door of a room, and ushered in his guest. It was a +small, boudoir-like apartment, and exquisitely furnished. Silken +hangings fell over gold arrows,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[312]</a></span> from the ceiling to the floor. +Tapestry carpets, soft as velvet, covered the floor. Rich ottomans, +superb mirrors, marble tables, and pictures, were crowded together. A +soft light was diffused through the apartment by an alabaster +shade-lamp. An intoxicating perfume loaded the atmosphere, and even +oppressed the senses. Lacour, as he sank upon the sofa, felt overcome +by a strange languor. The mask sat close beside him.</p> + +<p>"Captain," said the mask, in a musical, insinuating voice, "have you +ever loved?"</p> + +<p>"Before I answer this question," replied Lacour, "I must first know +what prompts you thus to catechize me."</p> + +<p>"Because," replied the unknown, "I have deceived you—because I am a +woman—one who has long known and loved you, till an uncontrollable +desire to make this confession has compelled her to a step that you +will blame, and, perhaps, despise her for."</p> + +<p>Lacour was puzzled, and remained silent for a few moments.</p> + +<p>"I see," said the mask, with a sigh, "you despise me for my very +boldness. Yet, I am a lady of rank and reputation, and my affection +for you is as pure as that of maiden can be."</p> + +<p>"Fair lady," said Lacour, "if such you be indeed, you must permit me +to request you to remove that envious mask."</p> + +<p>"It may not be," replied the stranger, with a laugh. "Ask that, or +presume to remove this shield, and I vanish like a fairy or a phantom. +But if you promise to be very obedient, I may give you hopes of +disclosing my face—perhaps my name—at our next interview. But in +reward for your submission to my behest, I will allow you, like a +benignant sovereign, to do homage to my ungloved hand."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[313]</a></span></p> + +<p>She withdrew her kid glove, and presented, playfully, a hand so white, +so delicately veined, and small, that Lacour could no longer doubt +that he was addressing a lady. He raised the hand respectfully to his +lips. But he felt now that his suspicions were groundless, and that he +did wrong in deceiving a person, who, however romantic and +unjustifiable her behavior might seem, was still one entitled to +respect and honor. But as he was framing an apology for taking +advantage of her mistaking him, the stranger suddenly sprang upon him +like a tigress. The delicate hand he had just kissed now compressed +his throat like an iron vice; the other suddenly brandished in the air +a small <i>silver hammer</i>, while a fierce voice hissed in his ear, +"Lassalle! your hour has come! Belleville, Descartes, and Monval, have +gone before you to answer for their crimes. You are the fourth, and +last. Die, villain!"</p> + +<p>But Lacour struggled free, and shouted for help. The door fell with a +crash; the soldiers poured in, and the female assassin was secured and +disarmed. Eager to unravel the mystery, the police officer tore the +mask from the face of the unknown, and recognized in the wild and +inflamed features of the assassin of the Rue La Harpe, the Rue +Richelieu, and the Boulevard des Italiens, his sister, Maria Lacour!</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>But Maria Lacour died not on the scaffold. She was saved from that +doom by unquestionable proofs of insanity. Her sad story was learned +afterwards from various sources, and corroborated, in the most +important particulars, by Captain Lassalle, who was arrested for a +criminal offence shortly after the above incident, and made a full +confession of his guilt. It appeared, then, that the house of the +widow Lacour, a short time before the opening of our story, had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[314]</a></span> been +broken into by four villains, named Belleville, Descartes, Monval, and +Lassalle. They were all men of bad habits, and urgently necessitous, +but yet of decent education and family. Hearing a noise in the +kitchen, Maria descended only in time to witness the death pangs of +the mother. The three first-named ruffians, demons who had murdered to +rob, wished to destroy this witness of their guilt, but the fourth +interceded, and her life was spared. But the horror of the deed +overthrew her reason. She fled from the house that night a maniac; +whither she wandered, how she was cared for, for a long time was and +must ever remain a mystery. She finally, it seems, became in a degree +tranquillized, found her way to Paris, and there she supported herself +by her extraordinary skill as an embroideress.</p> + +<p>But it was conjectured that her memory of early events had gone. The +casual sight of one of the assassins, all of whom had prospered and +risen in the world, revived the recollection of that one fearful night +of horror, and with it came to her disordered brain the thirst of +vengeance. It did not appear that for a moment she had dreamed of +appealing to the interposition of the law. To execute a summary +vengeance, personally, was her terrible resolve. With a cunning that +often supplies the loss of reason with the insane, she contrived +snares, into which three of the assassins fell, and, with the singular +implement her fancy had suggested, was the means of their death. +Chance led to the failure of her plan for punishing the last of the +assassins, Lassalle, and to her discovery by her brother.</p> + +<p>Immediately after her arrest and examination, on proof of the +condition of her mind, she was conveyed to a private asylum, and +carefully attended to. Fortunately, her madness here assumed a happier +phase. She took great pleas<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[315]</a></span>ure in seeing her brother, and appeared to +have forgotten that her mother was no more, asking him every day how +soon their mother would come and take her back to the country. But the +trials she had undergone had undermined her health. She sank very +rapidly, and soon breathed her last.</p> + +<p>Lacour only remained long enough in the service of the police to +effect the arrest, and witness the condemnation of Lassalle, the last +of the four assassins, who escaped the silver hammer of the maniac +girl, to die by the hand of the executioner.</p> + +<p>The sorrows he had experienced would have blighted the heart and +sapped the life of Pierre Lacour, but for the love of one who had +proved true to him through all his trials. Some months after the death +of his sister, he married his faithful Estelle, and retired to a small +and well-stocked farm, for which he was indebted to the generosity of +the emperor; and he lived long enough, if not to forget his sorrows, +at least to find consolation in the bosom of his family.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[316]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_CHRIST_CHURCH_CHIMES" id="THE_CHRIST_CHURCH_CHIMES"></a>THE CHRIST CHURCH CHIMES.</h2> + + +<p>It was a cold winter evening. The chill blast came sweeping from the +chain of hills that guard our city on the north, laden with the cold +breath of a thousand leagues of ice and snow. There was a sharp, polar +glitter in the myriad stars that wheeled on their appointed course +through the dark blue heaven, in whose expanse no single cloud was +visible. Howling through the icy streets came the strong, wild north +wind, tearing in its fierce frenzy the sailcloth awnings into tatters, +swinging the public-house signs, and shaking the window shutters, like +a bold burglar bent on the perpetration of crime. Then onward, onward +it sped over the dark steel-colored bay, and out to the wild, wide, +open sea, to do battle with the sails of the stanch barks that were +struggling towards a haven.</p> + +<p>But within, the good people of Boston were stoutly waging battle +against the common enemy on this bitter Christmas eve. In some of the +old-fashioned houses at the North End, inhabited by old-fashioned +people, the ruddy light that streamed through the parlor windows on +the street announced that huge fires of oak and hickory were blazing +on the ample hearths. But in far the greater number of dwellings, the +less genial, but more powerful anthracite was contending with the +wintry elements.</p> + +<p>In an upper room of an old, crazy, wooden house, a poor woman, thinly +clad, sat sewing beside a rusty, sheet-iron<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[317]</a></span> stove, poorly supplied +with chips. She had been once eminently handsome, and but for the +wanness and hollowness of her face, would have appeared so still.</p> + +<p>Two little boys, of eight and nine years of age, were warming +themselves, or seeking to warm themselves, at the stove, before +retiring to their little bed in a small room adjoining.</p> + +<p>"Isn't this nice, mother?" said the younger, a bright, black-eyed boy. +"Didn't I get a nice lot of chips to-day?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, dearest, you are always a good and industrious boy," said the +mother, snatching a moment from her work to imprint a kiss upon his +forehead.</p> + +<p>"Poor pa' will have a nice fire to warm him when he comes home," said +the elder boy.</p> + +<p>At this allusion to the child's father, the mother burst into tears. +The countenances of both the children fell. They knew too well the +cause of their mother's bitter sorrow—the same cause had blighted +their own young hearts and clouded their innocent lives—their father +was a drunkard! Hence it was that, bright and intelligent as they +were, they could not go to school—they were too ragged for that—and +their time was required on the wharves to pick up fuel and such scraps +of provision as are scattered from the sheaves of the prosperous and +prodigal. For this reason, too, the mother had carefully forborne to +remind the children that this was Christmas eve. But they knew it too +well, and they contrasted its gloominess and sorrow with the +well-remembered anniversaries when this was a season of delight—the +eve of promised pleasures, of feasts, of dances, and of presents. With +this thought in their hearts they silently kissed their mother, and +retired to their little bed, committing themselves to "Our Father who +art<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[318]</a></span> in heaven," while the poor mother toiled on, listening with dread +for the returning footsteps of her husband.</p> + +<p>The husband and father, whose return was thus dreaded, had worked late +at night in the shop of the carpenter who had given him temporary +employment, and who was to pay him this evening. Five or six dollars +were coming to him, more than he had earned honestly for a long while, +and his hand shook with eagerness as his employer counted out his +wages. As he put on his hat to leave the shop, he observed his +fellow-workmen, who were all sober and steady men, eying him with sad, +inquiring looks; he almost ran out of the shop.</p> + +<p>"I know what they mean," he said to himself. "But what is it to them +how I spend my money—the prying busy-bodies! I'm not a slave—I have +a right to do what I please with my own. Whew! how cutting the wind +is! A glass or two of hot whiskey toddy will be just the thing!"</p> + +<p>Without one thought of his toiling wife and neglected children, the +poor, infatuated man hastened towards a grocery with the intention of +slaking his morbid thirst. At the moment his foot was on the +threshold, out from the belfry of Christ Church, ringing clear in the +frosty air, streamed a tide of sweet and solemn music. Simple, yet +touching, was the melody of those sacred bells, chiming forth the +advent of the blessed Christmas time. And as the song of the bells +fell upon his ear, it awakened in the drunkard a thousand memories of +happier, because better days. The comfortable dwelling, the quiet, +neat parlor, with its Christmas dressings, the sweet face of his wife, +the merry laugh of his bright-eyed children—all flashed back vividly +upon his mind. He recked not of the bitter blast—he forgot his late +purpose—he could wish those sweet bells to play on forever. But they +ceased.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[319]</a></span></p> + +<p>"It was a voice from heaven!" said the man, as the tears rolled down +his cheeks. "Surely God has blessed those Christ Church chimes. I'll +never more drink one drop. This money shall go to my family, every +cent of it. It is not too late yet to buy provision for to-morrow, and +some comfortable things for the children."</p> + +<p>It was late that night when the watching wife heard the step of her +husband on the staircase. It was as slow and heavy as usual; but how +relieved, how astonished, how grateful she felt, when the door opened, +and he came in, happy, sober, bearing a huge basket filled with +provisions, and threw down a parcel containing stockings, comforters, +and mittens for the children, not forgetting some simple Christmas +wreaths, and some of those condiments which children love.</p> + +<p>The next day was a happy one indeed for the mother and the little +boys—a merry Christmas that reminded them of old times, and gave them +assurance of a happy future. May we not hope that the effect we have +attributed to the Christ Church chimes is not a solitary instance of +the power of music?</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[320]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_POLISH_SLAVE" id="THE_POLISH_SLAVE"></a>THE POLISH SLAVE.</h2> + + +<p>Gayly opened the bright summer morning on the gray feudal turrets of +Castle Tekeli, the residence of the old Count Alexis Tekeli, that +crowned a rocky eminence, and was embosomed in the deep secular +forests of Lithuania. The court yard was a scene of joyous noise and +gay confusion; for the whole household was mustering for the chase. +Half a dozen horses, gaily caparisoned, were neighing, snorting, and +pawing the ground with hot impatience; a pack of stanch hounds, with +difficulty restrained by the huntsmen, mingled their voices with the +neighing of the steeds, while the slaves and relatives of the family +were all busy in preparation for the day's sport.</p> + +<p>Count Alexis was the first in the saddle; aged, but hale and vigorous, +he was alert and active as a young man of five-and-twenty.</p> + +<p>"Where are my daughters?" he exclaimed, impatiently, as he drew on his +buff gantlets. "The sun is mounting apace, and we should not lose the +best portion of the day."</p> + +<p>As if in reply to his question, a tall, dark-haired girl, of elegant +figure and stately bearing, appeared by his side, and with the +assistance of a groom, mounted her prancing gray palfrey.</p> + +<p>"This is well, Anna," said the count. "But where is Eudocia? She must +not keep us waiting."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[321]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Eudocia declines to be of our party, father," replied the girl.</p> + +<p>"Pshaw!" said the old man; "she will never have your color in her +cheeks, if she persist in moping in her chamber, reading old legends +and missals, and the rhymes of worthless minnesingers. But let her go; +I have one daughter who can live with the hunt, and see the boar at +bay without flinching. Sound, bugle, and forward!"</p> + +<p>Amid the ringing of silver curb chains, the baying of hounds, and the +enlivening notes of the bugle, the cavalcade and the train of footmen +swept out of the court yard, and descending the winding path, plunged +into the heart of the primeval forest. The dogs and the beaters darted +into the thick copsewood, and soon the shouts of the huntsmen and the +fierce bay of the dogs announced that a wild boar had been found and +started. On dashed the merry company, Count Alexis leading on the +spur. The lady Anna soon found herself alone, but she pressed her +palfrey in the direction of the sounds of the chase as they receded in +the distance. Suddenly she found herself in a small clearing, and drew +her rein to rest her panting steed. She had not remained long in her +position, when she heard, opposite to her, a crashing among the +branches, and the next moment a huge wild boar, maddened with pursuit, +and foaming with rage, broke into the opening and sprang directly +towards her. Her horse, terrified at the apparition, reared so +suddenly that he fell backwards, throwing his rider heavily, and +narrowly missing crushing her. Springing to his feet, he dashed wildly +away with flying mane and rein, while the lady lay at the mercy of the +infuriated animal, faint and incapable of exertion.</p> + +<p>At that critical moment, a young man, in the livery of the count, +dashed before the prostrate form of the lady,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[322]</a></span> and dropping on one +knee, levelled his short spear, and sternly received the charge of the +boar. Though the weapon was well directed, it shivered in the grasp of +the young huntsman; and though he drew his short sword with the +rapidity of thought, the boar was upon him. The struggle was short and +fierce, and the young huntsman succeeded in slaying the monster, but +not until he had received a severe wound in the arm from the tusks of +the boar. Heedless of his sufferings, however, he ran to a neighboring +rivulet, and filling his cap with water, returned and sprinkled the +face of the fainting girl. In a few moments she revived.</p> + +<p>Her first words, uttered with a trembling voice, were,—</p> + +<p>"Where—where is the wild boar?"</p> + +<p>"There, lady," said the huntsman, pointing to the grizzly monster. +"His career is ended."</p> + +<p>"And it is you who have saved my life," exclaimed Anna, with a +grateful smile.</p> + +<p>"I did my duty, lady," answered the huntsman.</p> + +<p>"But who are you, sir? Let me, at least, know your name that I may +remember you in my prayers."</p> + +<p>"My name is Michael Erlitz; though your eyes, lady, may never have +dwelt on one so lowly as myself, I am ever in your father's train when +he goes to the chase. I am Count Tekeli's <i>slave</i>," he added, casting +his eyes on the ground.</p> + +<p>"A slave? and so brave—so handsome!" thought the lady Anna; but she +gave no utterance to the thought.</p> + +<p>At this moment the count rode up, followed by two or three of his +retainers, and throwing himself from his horse, clasped his daughter +in his arms.</p> + +<p>"My child, my child!" he exclaimed; "thank God, you are alive! I saw +your horse dash past me riderless, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[323]</a></span> flew to your assistance. But +there is blood upon your dress."</p> + +<p>"It is my blood!" said the slave, calmly.</p> + +<p>"Yours, Michael?" cried the count, looking round him. "Now I see it +all—the dead boar, the broken spear, your bleeding arm. You saved my +daughter's life at the risk of your own!"</p> + +<p>"The life of a slave belongs to his master and his master's family," +answered Michael, calmly. "Of what value is the existence of a serf? +He belongs not to himself. He is of no more account than a horse or a +hound."</p> + +<p>"Say not so," said Count Alexis, warmly. "Michael, you are a slave no +longer. I will directly make out your manumission papers. In the mean +time you shall do no menial service; you shall sit at my board, if you +will; and be my friend, if you will accept my friendship."</p> + +<p>The eagle eye of the young huntsman kindled with rapture. He essayed +to speak, but the words died upon his tongue. Falling on his knees, he +seized the count's hand, and pressed it to his lips and heart. Tekeli +raised him from his humble posture.</p> + +<p>"Michael," said he, "henceforth kneel only to your Maker. And now to +the castle; your hurt needs care."</p> + +<p>"Willingly," said the young man, "would I shed the best blood in my +body to obtain my freedom."</p> + +<p>"Ho, there!" said the count to his squire; "dismount, and let Michael +have your horse; and bring after us Michael's dearly-earned hunting +trophy. He has eclipsed us all to-day."</p> + +<p>Michael was soon in the saddle, riding next to the lady Anna, who, +from time to time, turned her countenance, beaming with gratitude, +upon him, and addressed him words of encouragement and kindness; for +her proud and im<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[324]</a></span>perious nature was entirely subdued and changed, for +the time, by the service he had rendered her.</p> + +<p>When the cavalcade reached the castle, they found the lady Eudocia, +the count's eldest daughter, waiting to receive them. She heard the +recital of the morning's adventure with deep interest; but a keen +observer would have noticed that she seemed less moved by the +recollection of her sister's danger, than by the present condition of +the wounded huntsman. It was to her care that he was committed, as she +was skilled in the healing art, having inherited the knowledge from +her mother. She compelled Michael to give up all active employment, +and, in the course of a few weeks, succeeded in effecting a complete +restoration of the wounded arm.</p> + +<p>Count Tekeli treated the young man with the kindness of a father, +losing all his aristocratic prejudices in a generous sense of +gratitude. Splendidly attired, promised an honorable career in arms, +if he chose to adopt the military profession, his whole future changed +by a fortunate accident, Michael was happy in the intimacy of the two +sisters. He now dared to aspire to the hand of her whom he had saved, +and whom he loved with all the intensity of a passionate nature. Thus +weeks and months rolled on like minutes, and he only awaited the +delivery of his manumission papers to join the banner of his +sovereign.</p> + +<p>One day—an eventful day, indeed, for him—he received from Eudocia, +the elder sister, a message, inviting him to meet her in a summer +house that stood in a small garden connected with the castle. Punctual +to the hour named, he presented himself before her.</p> + +<p>"Michael," said she, extending her hand to him, "I sent for you to +tell you a secret."</p> + +<p>Her voice was so tremulous and broken, that the young<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[325]</a></span> man gazed +earnestly into her face, and saw that she had been weeping, and now +with difficulty suppressed her tears.</p> + +<p>"Nay," said she, smiling feebly; "it will not be a secret long, for I +must tell it to my father as soon as he returns from court with the +royal endorsement to your manumission. I am going to leave you all."</p> + +<p>"To leave us, lady?"</p> + +<p>"Yes; I am going to take the veil."</p> + +<p>"You, so beautiful, so young! It cannot be."</p> + +<p>"Alas! youth, beauty, are insufficient to secure happiness. The world +may be a lonely place, even to the young and beautiful; the cloister +is a still and sacred haven on the road to a better world."</p> + +<p>"And what has induced you to take this step? I have not noticed +hitherto any trace of sorrow or weariness in your countenance."</p> + +<p>"You were studying a brighter page—the fair face of my sister. Start +not, Michael; I have divined your secret. She loves you, Michael; she +loves you with her whole soul. You will wed her and be happy; while +I——" She turned away her face to conceal her tears.</p> + +<p>The young man heard only the blissful prediction that concerned +himself; he noted not the pangs of her who uttered it.</p> + +<p>"Dearest lady!" he exclaimed, "you have rendered me the happiest of +men;" and dropping on his knees, he seized her hand and covered it +with kisses.</p> + +<p>"Hark!" said Eudocia, in alarm; "footsteps! We are surprised; I must +not be seen here!" and with these words she fled.</p> + +<p>Michael sprang to his feet. Before him stood the younger daughter of +Count Alexis, her eyes flashing fire,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[326]</a></span> her whole frame quivering with +passion. He advanced and took her hand, but she flung it from him +fiercely.</p> + +<p>"Slave!" she exclaimed, "dare you pollute with your vile touch the +hand of a high-born dame—the daughter of your master?"</p> + +<p>"Anna, what means this passion?" cried Michael, in astonishment.</p> + +<p>"Silence, slave!" cried the imperious woman. "What ho, there!" she +added, stamping her foot; "who waits?"</p> + +<p>Half a dozen menials sprang to her call.</p> + +<p>"Take me this slave to the court yard!" she cried vehemently; "he has +been guilty of misbehavior. Let him taste the knout; and woe be to you +if you spare him. Away with him! Rid me of his hateful presence!"</p> + +<p>While Michael was subjected to this hateful punishment, the vindictive +girl, still burning with passion, sought her sister. What passed +between them may be conjectured from what follows.</p> + +<p>Michael, released from the hands of the menials, stood, with swelling +heart and burning brow, in one of the lofty apartments of the castle. +He had felt no pain from the lash, but the ignominy of the punishment +burned in his very soul, consuming the image that had been in his +inner heart for years. The scales had fallen from his eyes, and he now +beheld the younger daughter of the count in all the deformity of her +moral nature—proud, imperious, passionate, and cruel.</p> + +<p>A door opened—a female, with dishevelled hair, and a countenance of +agony, rushed forward and threw herself at his feet, embracing his +knees convulsively. It was Anna!</p> + +<p>"O Michael!" she cried, "forgive me, forgive me! I shall never forgive +myself for the pain I inflicted upon you."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[327]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I have suffered no pain," replied Michael, coldly. "Or if I did, it +is the duty of a slave to suffer pain. You reminded me this morning +that I was still a slave."</p> + +<p>"No, no! It is <i>I</i> that am <i>your</i> slave!" cried the lady. "Your +slave—body and soul. Behold! I kiss your feet in token of submission, +my lord and master! Michael, I love you—I adore you! I would follow +you barefoot to the end of the world. Let me kiss your burning wounds; +and O, forgive—forgive me!"</p> + +<p>Michael raised her to her feet, and gazed steadily in her countenance.</p> + +<p>"Lady," said he, "I loved you years ago, when, as a boy, I was only +permitted to gaze on you, as we gaze upon the stars, that we may +worship, but never possess. It was this high adoration that refined +and ennobled my nature; that, in the mire of thraldom, taught me to +aspire—taught me that, though a slave, I was yet a man. Through your +silent influence, I was enabled to refine my manners, to cultivate my +mind, and to fit myself for the freedom which bounteous Heaven had in +store for me."</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes!" replied Anna. "You have made yourself all that can render +a woman happy. There is not a noble in the land who can boast of +accomplishments like yours; and you are beautiful as a virgin's dream +of angels."</p> + +<p>"These are flattering <i>words</i>, lady."</p> + +<p>"They come from the heart, Michael."</p> + +<p>"You have told me what I am, lady. Now hear what I require in the +woman I would wed. She must be beautiful, for beauty should ever mate +with beauty; high born, for the lowly of birth are aspiring, and never +wed their equals; yet above all, gentle, womanly, kind, forgiving, +affectionate. No unsexed Semiramis or Zenobia for me."</p> + +<p>"I will make myself all that you desire, Michael."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[328]</a></span></p> + +<p>"We cannot change our natures," replied Michael, coldly.</p> + +<p>"But you will forgive me?"</p> + +<p>"I am not now in a condition to answer you. Smarting with indignation +I can ill suppress, I cannot command the calmness requisite to reply +in fit terms to the generous confidence of a high-born lady. Retire to +your apartment, lady, for your father is expected momently, and I must +see him first alone."</p> + +<p>Anna kissed the hand of the slave, and retired slowly. A few moments +afterwards the gallop of a horse was heard entering the court yard, +and this sound was followed by the appearance of Count Alexis, who +threw himself into the arms of Michael, and pressed him to his heart.</p> + +<p>"Joy, joy, Michael!" he exclaimed. "You are now free—as free as air! +Here are the documents; my slave no longer—my friend always. And as +soon as you choose to join the service, you can lead a troop of the +royal cavaliers."</p> + +<p>Michael poured out his thanks to his generous master.</p> + +<p>"And now," said the count, "to touch upon a matter nearer still to my +heart. Since the adventure in the forest, I have loved you as a son. +To make you such in reality would be to crown my old age with +happiness. My daughters are acknowledged to be beautiful, fitting +mates for the proudest of the land. I offer you the hand of her you +can love the best; make your election, and I doubt not her heart will +second my wishes and yours."</p> + +<p>"My noble friend," said Michael, "I accept your offer gratefully. You +have made me the happiest of men. You will pardon me, I know, when I +confess that I have dared to raise my eyes to one of your daughters. +Without your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_329" id="Page_329">[329]</a></span> consent the secret should have been hidden forever in my +own heart, even had it consumed it."</p> + +<p>Count Tekeli shook the hand of the young man warmly, and then summoned +his two daughters. They obeyed promptly. Both were agitated, and bent +their eyes upon the floor.</p> + +<p>"Count Tekeli," said Michael, speaking in a calm, clear voice, "I have +a word to say to this your younger daughter, the lady Anna."</p> + +<p>As her name was uttered, the young girl raised her eyes, inquiringly, +to the face of the speaker.</p> + +<p>"Lady, but now," said Michael, "you solicited my forgiveness on your +knees."</p> + +<p>"What!" cried the count, the blood mounting to his temples; "a +daughter of mine solicit on her knees forgiveness of one so late my +more than vassal—my slave! What is the meaning of this?"</p> + +<p>"It means," cried Michael, kindling as he spoke, "that this morning, +during your absence, count,—nay, a half hour before your return, +this, your younger daughter, in a moment of ill-founded jealousy and +rage, usurping your virtual rights,—rights you had yourself +annulled,—doomed me to the knout!—yea, had me scourged by menials in +the court yard of your castle!"</p> + +<p>"How," cried the count, addressing his daughter, "dared you commit +this infamy on the person of my friend—the savior of your life?"</p> + +<p>"I did, I did!" cried Anna, wringing her hands.</p> + +<p>"And you asked me to forgive you," said Michael. "You offered me your +hand, and begged me to accept it. My answer is, Never, never, never! +The moment you laid the bloody scourge upon my back, you lost your +hold upon my heart forever! I were less than a man could I forgive<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_330" id="Page_330">[330]</a></span> +this outrage on my manhood. I saved your life—you repaid it with the +lash. It is not the lash that wounds, it is the shame. The one eats +into the living flesh, the other into the living heart. Were you ten +times more lovely than you are, you would ever be a monster in my +eyes."</p> + +<p>The tears that coursed freely down the cheeks of the lady Anna ceased +to fall as Michael ceased to speak. A deep red flush mounted to her +temples, and her eyes, so lately humid, shot forth glances like those +of an angry tigress. She turned to the count.</p> + +<p>"Father," said she, "will you permit a base-born slave to use such +language to your daughter?"</p> + +<p>"Silence!" said the old man. "His heart is nobler than yours. More +measured terms could not have passed his lips. I should have despised +him had he felt and said less. Get thee to thy chamber, and in +penitence and prayer relieve thy conscience of the sin thou hast +committed."</p> + +<p>The lady Anna retired from the apartment with a haughty air and +measured step.</p> + +<p>"Lady," said Michael, approaching Eudocia, "between your sister and +myself there is a gulf impassable. If ever I can forgive her, it must +be when those sweet and tender eyes, that speak a heart all steeped in +gentleness and love, have smiled upon my hopes, and made me at peace +with all the world. Dearest Eudocia, will you accept the devotion of +my heart and life?"</p> + +<p>He took her hand; it trembled in his grasp, but was not withdrawn. She +struggled for composure a moment, and then, resting her head upon his +shoulder, wept for joy.</p> + +<p>The nuptials of Michael and Eudocia were soon celebrated. A brilliant +assemblage graced the old castle on the occasion; but long before the +solemnization, the count's younger daughter had fled to a convent to +conceal her anger and despair.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_331" id="Page_331">[331]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="OBEYING_ORDERS" id="OBEYING_ORDERS"></a>OBEYING ORDERS.</h2> + + +<p>The "oldest inhabitant" perfectly remembers the Widow Trotter, who +used, many years ago, to inhabit a small wooden house away down in +Hanover Street, in somewhat close proximity to Salutation Alley. Well, +this widow was blessed with a son, who, like Goldsmith, and many other +men distinguished in after life, was the dunce of his class. Numerous +were the floggings which his stupidity brought upon him, and the road +to knowledge was with him truly a "wale of tears."</p> + +<p>One day he came home, as usual, with red eyes and hands.</p> + +<p>"O, you blockhead!" screamed his mother,—she was a bit of a virago, +Mrs. Trotter was,—"you've ben gettin' another lickin', I know."</p> + +<p>"O, yes," replied young Mr. Trotter; "that's one uv the reg'lar +exercises—lickin' me. 'Arter I've licked Trotter,' sez the master, +'I'll hear the 'rithmetic class.' But, mother, to change the subject, +as the criminal said, when he found the judge was getting personal, is +there enny arrand I can do for you?"</p> + +<p>"Yes," grumbled the widow; "only you're so eternal slow about every +thing you undertake—go get a pitcher of water, and be four years +about it, will ye?"</p> + +<p>Bob Trotter took the pitcher, and wended his way in the direction of +the street pump; but he hadn't got far when<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_332" id="Page_332">[332]</a></span> he encountered his +friend, Joe Buffer, the mate of a vessel, issuing from his house, +dragging a heavy sea chest after him.</p> + +<p>"Come Bob," said Joe, "bear a hand, and help us down to Long Wharf +with this."</p> + +<p>"Well, so I would," answered Bob, "only you see mother sent me arter a +pitcher o' water."</p> + +<p>"What do you care about your mother—she don't care for you? Come +along."</p> + +<p>"Well," said Bob, "first let me hide the pitcher where I can find it +again."</p> + +<p>With these words he stowed away his earthenware under a flight of +stone steps, and accompanied his friend aboard his ship. The pilot was +urging the captain to cast off, and take advantage of the tide and +wind, but the latter was awaiting the arrival of a boy who had shipped +the day before, wishing no good to his eyes for the delay he had +occasioned.</p> + +<p>At last he turned to Bob, and said,—</p> + +<p>"What do you say, youngster, to shipping with me? I'll treat you well, +and give you ten dollars a month."</p> + +<p>"I should like to go," said Bob, hesitatingly. "But my mother——"</p> + +<p>"Hang your mother!" interrupted the captain. "She'll be glad to get +rid of you. Come—will you go?"</p> + +<p>"I hain't got no clothes."</p> + +<p>"Here's a chestfull. That other chap was just your size; they'll fit +you to a T."</p> + +<p>"I'll go."</p> + +<p>"Cast off that line there!" shouted the captain; and the ship fell off +with the tide, and was soon standing down the bay with a fair wind, +and every stitch of canvas set. She was bound for the northwest coast, +<i>via</i> Canton, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_333" id="Page_333">[333]</a></span> back again, which was then called the "double +voyage," and usually occupied about four years.</p> + +<p>In the mean while, the non-appearance of Bob seriously alarmed his +mother. A night passed, and the town crier was called into requisition +a week, when she gave him up, had a note read for her in meeting, and +went into mourning.</p> + +<p>Just four years after these occurrences the ship returned to port, and +Bob and his friend were paid off. The wages of the widow's son +amounted to just four hundred and eighty dollars, and he found, on +squaring his accounts with the captain, that his advances had amounted +to the odd tens, and four hundred dollars clear were the fruits of his +long cruise.</p> + +<p>As he walked in the direction of his mother's house, in company with +Joe, he scanned with a curious eye the houses, the shops, and the +people that he passed. Nothing appeared changed; the same signs +indicated an unchanging hospitality on the part of the same landlords, +the same lumpers were standing at the same corners—it seemed as if he +had been gone only a day. With the old sights and sounds, Bob's old +feelings revived, and he almost dreaded to see, debouching from some +alley, a detachment of boys sent by his ancient enemy, the +schoolmaster, to know why he had been playing truant, and to carry him +back to receive the customary walloping.</p> + +<p>When he was quite near home, he said,—</p> + +<p>"Joe, I wonder if any body's found that old pitcher."</p> + +<p>He stooped down, thrust his arm under the stone steps, and withdrew +the identical piece of earthenware he had deposited there just four +years ago.</p> + +<p>Having rinsed and filled it at the pump, he walked into his mother's +house, and found her seated in her accustomed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_334" id="Page_334">[334]</a></span> arm chair. She looked +at him for a minute, recognized him, screamed, and exclaimed,—</p> + +<p>"Why, Bob! where <i>have</i> you been? What have you been doing?"</p> + +<p>"Gettin' that pitcher o' water," answered Bob, setting it upon the +table. "I always obey orders—you told me to be four years about it, +and I was."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_335" id="Page_335">[335]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_DEACONS_HORSE" id="THE_DEACONS_HORSE"></a>THE DEACON'S HORSE.</h2> + + +<p>As you turn a corner of the road, passing the base of a huge hill of +granite all overgrown with ivy and scrub oak, the deacon's house comes +full in sight. It is a quaint old edifice of wood, whose architecture +proclaims it as belonging to the ante-revolutionary period. Innocent +of paint, its dingy shingles and moss-grown roof assimilated with the +gray tint of the old stone fences and the granite boulders that rise +from the surrounding pasture land. The upper story projects over the +lower one, and in the huge double door that gives entrance to the hall +there are traces of Indian bullets and tomahawks, reminiscences of +that period when it was used as a blockhouse and served as a fortalice +to protect the inhabitants of the surrounding district, who fled +hither for protection from the vengeful steel and lead of the +aborigines. On one side of the mansion is an extensive apple orchard +of great antiquity, through which runs a living stream, whose babble +in the summer solstice, mingled with the hum of insects, is the most +refreshing sound to which the ear can listen. On the other side is one +of those old-fashioned wells, whose "old oaken bucket" rises to the +action of a "sweep." Two immemorial elm trees, in a green old age, +shadow the trim shaven lawn in front. Opposite the house, on the other +side of the road, is a vast barn, whose open doors, in the latter part +of July, afford a glimpse of a compact mass of English hay, destined +for the sustenance of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_336" id="Page_336">[336]</a></span> the cattle in the dreary months of winter. We +must not forget the huge wood pile, suggestive of a cheerful fireside +in the long winter evenings.</p> + +<p>But where is the deacon's horse? Last year, and for the past twenty +years preceding, you could hardly pass of a summer evening, without +noticing an old gray quietly feeding by the roadside, lazily brushing +off, with his long switch tail, the hungry flies that fastened on his +flanks. The landscape is nothing without the old horse. The deacon +reared him on the homestead. When a yearling he used to come regularly +to the back door and there receive crusts of bread, crumbs of cake, +and other delicacies, the free gifts of the children to their pet. He +was the most wonderful colt that ever was—as docile as the house dog. +When stray poultry trespassed on the grounds, he would lay his little +ears back, and putting his nose close to the ground, curling up his +lips and showing his white teeth, drive the marauders from the +premises with such a "scare," that they would refrain from their +incursions for a week to come. But he was incapable of injuring a +living thing.</p> + +<p>When old enough for use, he submitted to the discipline of bit and +bridle without a single opposing effort. And what a fine figure he +made in harness! How smartly he trotted off to church carrying the +whole family behind him in a Dearborn wagon! How proud was his +carriage when he bore the deacon on his back!</p> + +<p>The old man once made a long journey on horseback, to visit a brother +who lived in the northern part of New England. A great portion of the +way there was only a bridle path to follow through the woods, and this +was frequently obstructed by fallen trees. When the impediment was +merely a bare trunk, the gallant gray cleared it gayly at a flying +leap; when the tree was encumbered with branches,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_337" id="Page_337">[337]</a></span> he clambered over +it like a wild cat. Once the deacon was obliged to dismount, and crawl +on his hands and knees through the dense branches; the sagacious horse +imitated his example, and worked his way through like a panther.</p> + +<p>But age came upon the good gray. His sight began to fail—his knees to +falter. His teeth were entirely worn away.</p> + +<p>After a bitter struggle the deacon concluded to replace him by a +younger horse. Life had become a burden to the old family servant, of +which it was a mercy to relieve him. Yet, even then, the deacon was +reluctant to give a positive order for his execution.</p> + +<p>One day he called his eldest son to him.</p> + +<p>"Abijah," said he, "I'm going over to W., to get that colt I was +speaking about. While I am gone I want you to <i>dispose</i> of the poor +old gray. I shouldn't like to sell him to any body that would abuse +him."</p> + +<p>He could say no more—but Abijah understood him. When his father had +gone, he went into the meadow, and dug a deep pit, beside which he +placed the sods at first removed by the spade. He then carefully +loaded his rifle and called to the old gray. The poor animal, who was +accustomed to obey the voice of every member of the family, feebly +neighed and tottered to the brink of the pit. The young man threw a +handkerchief over the horse's eyes, and placing the muzzle of the +rifle to his ear, fired. The poor old horse fell, without a groan, +into the grave which had been prepared for him. With streaming eyes, +Abijah threw the earth over the remains of his playmate, and then +carefully replaced the sod.</p> + +<p>When the deacon returned with his fine new horse, he manifested no +elation at his purchase, nor, though he perceived that the stall was +empty, did he trust himself to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_338" id="Page_338">[338]</a></span> make any inquiries respecting the old +gray. Only the family noticed, that in the course of the afternoon, in +wandering through the meadow, he came upon the new-made grave, and +though the sods had been carefully replaced, he evidently noticed +traces of the spade, and suspected the cause, for he tried the soil +with his foot, and was also observed to pass the back of his hand +across his eyes. But he never alluded to his old servant.</p> + +<p>If there be men who can smile at the grief of a family for the loss of +an animal who has been long endeared to them by service and +association, be assured that their hearts are not in the right place; +and that they are individuals who would exhibit a like callousness to +the loss of human friends.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_339" id="Page_339">[339]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_CONTRABANDISTA" id="THE_CONTRABANDISTA"></a>THE CONTRABANDISTA.</h2> + +<h3>A TALE OF THE PACIFIC COAST.</h3> + + +<p>Night was setting in—a clear, starlight night—as a small armed brig +was working her way into a little bay upon the western coast of +Mexico. She was a trim-built craft, and not too deeply laden to +conceal the symmetry of her dark and exquisitely-modelled hull. The +cleanness of her run, the elegance of her lines, the rake of her +slender masts, and the cut of her sails, showed her, at a glance, to +be a Baltimore-built clipper—at the time of which we speak—some +years ago—the fastest thing upon the ocean. She was working to +windward against a light breeze, and hence was unable to exhibit any +thing of her qualities, though a seaman's eye would have decided at a +glance that she could sail like a witch. The Zanthe, for that was the +name inscribed in gilt letters on her stern and sideboards, might have +been a dangerous customer in a brush, for her armament consisted of +ten brass eighteens, and her crew of sixty picked seamen—an abundance +of men to work the brig, and serve her batteries with satisfaction and +credit.</p> + +<p>Not to keep the reader any longer in suspense with regard to her +character and purpose, we will inform him that the Zanthe was a +smuggler, and for some years had been engaged in the illegal game of +defrauding the revenue of the Mexican republic. She was commanded by a +Scotch<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_340" id="Page_340">[340]</a></span>man named Morris, and her first mate was a Yankee, answering to +the hail of Pardon G. Simpkins, as gallant a fellow and as good a +seaman as ever trod a plank. It was her custom to land contraband +goods at different points upon the coast where lighters were kept +concealed, and where the merchandise was taken charge of by the +shore-gang, a numerous and well-appointed body of picked men, mounted +and armed to the teeth, and provided with a large number of mules for +transporting the goods into the interior. The merchandise, lightered +off from the brig, was hidden in the <i>chaparral</i>, if it came on shore +before the mule trains were ready, and it was piled up with +combustibles, in such a manner that, should the <i>vigilantes</i> surprise +them in sufficient numbers to effect a seizure, and overcome +resistance, a match thrown among the booty secured its destruction in +a few moments. A smoke by day and a fire by night, upon the shore, was +the signal for the brig to approach and come to anchor.</p> + +<p>The Zanthe, as we before said, slowly worked her way to her anchorage. +One by one, her white sails, on which the last flush of the sunset +fires had just faded, were all furled, and, her anchors dropped, she +swung round with the tide, and rode in safety. A Bengola light was +displayed for a moment from the foretop, and answered by another from +the shore.</p> + +<p>"All right, cap'n," said the mate, walking aft to where Morris was +standing, near the wheel. "The critters have seen us, and that are +firework means that there aint no vigilantes round abeout. I spose we +shall hev the lighters along side airly in the mornin'."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said the captain. "I wonder whether Don Martinez is with the +shore gang."</p> + +<p>"Not knowin', can't say," replied the mate. "Most<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_341" id="Page_341">[341]</a></span> likely he is, +howsomdever—'cause our cargo is vallable, and he'd be likely to look +after it."</p> + +<p>"You know, Pardon," said the captain, "this is to be our last voyage."</p> + +<p>"Edxactly," answered the mate.</p> + +<p>"And I hope it will turn out well for the owners. For my part, I'm +tired of this life. Circumstances induced me to adopt it; but I can't +say that in my conscience I have ever approved it."</p> + +<p>"Why, cap'n, you astonish me!" exclaimed the mate. "You don't mean to +say that you think it's any harm to cheat the greasers."</p> + +<p>"Yes I do," replied the captain, shaking his head. "And I think the +aggravation of the offence is, that I am an adopted citizen of the +republic of the stars and stripes. I am engaged in defrauding the +government of a sister republic."</p> + +<p>"A pretty sort er sister republic," replied the mate, disdainfully. "A +poor, miserable set of thievin', throat-cuttin', monte-playin', +cattle-stealin', bean-eatin' griffins. If our government had had any +spunk, we'd have pitched into 'em long ago. And it was only because +they're weaker than we be, that we haven't licked 'em into spun yarn."</p> + +<p>"But suppose, Pardon, we should be (a chance that, thank Heaven, has +never yet occurred) overhauled by one of their revenue cutters."</p> + +<p>"The little Zanthe could walk away from her like a racer from a plough +horse."</p> + +<p>"But, supposing we were surprised, and lay where we couldn't run."</p> + +<p>"Cap'n," said Pardon, glancing along the grim batteries of the Zanthe, +"do you see them are lovely bull dogs? And them are sturdy Jacks +what's a sittin' on the breeches<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_342" id="Page_342">[342]</a></span> of the guns? What on airth was they +made for? A couple of broadsides, starboard and larboard, would settle +the hash of the smartest revenue cutter that ever dipped her fore foot +in the water."</p> + +<p>"And the after thought would never trouble you, Pardon?"</p> + +<p>"Never! 'shelp me, Bob," replied the mate, energetically. "Greasers +isn't human bein's. Besides, it's all fair play, life for life, and +the gentleman with the single fluke tail take the loser. Haint they +set a price on our heads? Eight thousand dollars on your'n, and five +thousand on mine? I never was worth five thousand down at Portland; +but if they've marked me up too high, it's their own look out. They'll +never be called upon to pay it. But this sellin' a fellur's head +standin', like a lot of firewood, is excessively aggravatin', and gets +a fellur's mad up. But, hallo, cap'n, here comes a shore boat. I'll +bet it's Don Martinez."</p> + +<p>A row boat, manned by eight Mexicans, with a muffled figure in the +stern sheets, now pulled out for the brig, and soon lay alongside. On +being challenged, a preconcerted watchword was given in reply, and the +oars being shipped, a couple of boat hooks held the boat fast at the +foot of the starboard side-ladder. This done, the person in the stern +sheets arose and prepared to ascend the brig's side.</p> + +<p>"Petticoats, by thunder!" muttered the mate. "What does this mean, +cap'n?"</p> + +<p>Captain Morris was evidently surprised at the sex of his visitor, but +he assisted and welcomed her on board with the frank courtesy of a +seaman. The light of a battle lantern that stood upon the harness +cask, displayed the dark but handsome features of a young Mexican +señorita, whose small and graceful hand, sparkling with rings, +gathered her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_343" id="Page_343">[343]</a></span> silken <i>rebosa</i> around her symmetrical figure, in folds +that would have enchanted an artist.</p> + +<p>"Señor captain," said she, "I bear you a message from Martinez. He +bade me tell you to land half your cargo here to-morrow, as before +agreed upon. The remainder goes to Santa Rosara, fifty miles to the +northward, where he awaits you with a chosen band."</p> + +<p>"Señorita," replied the captain, with hesitation, "it were ungallant +to express a doubt. But ours is a perilous business, and on the mere +word of a stranger—though that stranger be an accomplished lady——"</p> + +<p>"O, I come furnished with credentials, señor," interrupted the lady, +with a smile; "there is a letter from Martinez."</p> + +<p>Captain Morris hastily perused the letter which the lady handed him. +Its contents vouched for her fidelity, and, intimating that the lady +was a dear friend of his, and likely to be soon intimately connected +with him, committed her to the charge of the captain, and requested +him to bring her on to Santa Rosara on board the brig.</p> + +<p>Morris immediately expressed his sense of the honor done him, and +escorted the señorita below, where he abandoned his state room and +cabin to her use. Pardon G. Simpkins walked his watch in great ill +humor, muttering to himself incessantly.</p> + +<p>"What in the blazes keeps these here women folks continually emergin' +from their aliment and mixin' into other spheres? They're well enough +ashore, but on soundin's and blue water they beat old Nick. And aboard +a <i>contrabandista</i>, too! It's enough to make a Quaker kick his +grandmother. Howsomdever, Morris is just soft-headed fool enough to +like it, and think it all fine fun. I shouldn't wonder if he was ass +enough to get spliced one of these days,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_344" id="Page_344">[344]</a></span> and take his wife to sea. I +think I see a doggarytype of myself took as mate of a vessel that +sails with a cap'n's wife aboard."</p> + +<p>And, chuckling at this idea, he put an extra quid in his mouth, and +ruminated in a better frame of mind.</p> + +<p>In the morning, Mr. Simpkins turned out betimes to prepare for the +landing of a portion of the cargo; and he was busied in this duty, +when an incident occurred that might well have startled a less ready +and self-possessed man than the mate of the Zanthe.</p> + +<p>Suddenly rounding the headland on the north, a cutter, with the +Mexican flag flying at her mizzen peak, and the muzzles of her guns +gleaming through the port holes, came in view of the astonished mate. +She stood into the bay, till within rifle shot of the bow of the +Zanthe, when she dropped her sails and came to anchor.</p> + +<p>As she accomplished this manœuvre, the mate mustered the crew, run +out his guns, which were all shotted, and then quietly roused the +captain and brought him on deck.</p> + +<p>"That looks a little wicked, cap'n," said the mate, pointing at the +revenue cutter.</p> + +<p>The captain shook his head.</p> + +<p>"Now, cap'n," said the mate, briskly, "just speak the word, and I'll +give him my starboard battery before the slow-motioned critter fires a +gun."</p> + +<p>"No, no," said the captain; "wait!"</p> + +<p>Mr. Simpkins looked fixedly at the captain, thrust his hands deep into +the pockets of his pea jacket, and sitting down on the breech of a +gun, whistled Yankee Doodle in such slow time that it sounded like a +dead march.</p> + +<p>In another minute, a barge was lowered from the side of the Mexican +cutter, and manned with armed sailors, while an officer in uniform +took his seat in the stern sheets.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_345" id="Page_345">[345]</a></span></p> + +<p>The barge pulled alongside, Captain Morris neither hailing nor +offering to take any action in the premises. Leaving only a boatkeeper +in the barge, the Mexican officer, followed by his crew, sprang up the +ladder, and bounding on deck, struck his drawn sword on the capstan, +and announced the Zanthe as his prize.</p> + +<p>"To whom shall I have the honor of surrendering?" asked Captain +Morris, touching his hat.</p> + +<p>"My name," said the officer, glancing from a paper he held in his +hand, as he spoke, "is Captain Ramon Morena, of the Vengador cutter. +You, I presume, are Captain Morris, of the Zanthe."</p> + +<p>Morris bowed.</p> + +<p>"And you are Pardon G. Simpkins, I suppose," said the Mexican, +addressing the mate.</p> + +<p>"Pardon G. Simpkins—five thousand dollars," replied that gentleman.</p> + +<p>"Captain Morena," said Morris, "before we proceed to business, do me +the favor to walk into my cabin. While we are below," he added, "I +trust your men will be ordered not to maltreat my poor fellows."</p> + +<p>The Mexican captain glanced, with some surprise, at the formidable +array of men upon the deck of the Zanthe, and then, after a few words +in Spanish to his boat's crew, followed the captain and mate into the +cabin.</p> + +<p>Captain Morena was a very fine looking man of thirty, with magnificent +hair and mustaches, and wore a very showy uniform. He threw himself +carelessly upon the transom, and laid his sword upon the cabin table, +while Morris and the mate seated themselves on camp stools.</p> + +<p>"Señor capitan," said Morris, "I trust, though it be early in the day, +that you have no objection to take a glass of wine with me."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_346" id="Page_346">[346]</a></span></p> + +<p>The Mexican assented to the proposition, and the steward produced a +bottle, glasses, and cigars.</p> + +<p>"Your health, capitan," said Morris, with a courteous smile; "and may +you ever be as successful as on the present occasion."</p> + +<p>"Muchas gracias señor," replied the Mexican; "you bear the loss of +your brig very good humoredly. What may she be worth?"</p> + +<p>"She cost thirty thousand dollars in Baltimore," replied Morris.</p> + +<p>"You must regret to lose her."</p> + +<p>"That admits no question, señor."</p> + +<p>"But that is of minor importance, compared with your other loss."</p> + +<p>"What loss?"</p> + +<p>"The loss of your life. I fear nothing can save you or your friend +here. Yet, perhaps, intercession may do something. I suppose you would +prefer being shot to hanging from the yard-arm."</p> + +<p>"Decidedly," answered Morris.</p> + +<p>"Or working for life on the highway, with a ball and chain, you would +think preferable to both."</p> + +<p>"Cap'n Morris," said the mate, speaking in English, "it strikes me +that our friend in the hairy face is a leetle grain out in his +reckoning; 'pears to me, that instead of our bein' in his power, he's +in ourn. Just say the word, and I'll gin the Vengador a broadside +that'll sink her in the shiver of a main topsail."</p> + +<p>"You are right, Pardon," said the captain, smiling; "the gentleman has +missed a figure, certainly. Captain Morena," he added, speaking in +Spanish, "you have made a small mistake; you are <i>my</i> prisoner, sir. +Nay, start not; you are completely in my power. Dare but to breathe +another word<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_347" id="Page_347">[347]</a></span> of menace, or offer to resist me, and the Vengador shall +go to Davy Jones. Pass me that sword."</p> + +<p>Morena, taken by surprise, obeyed.</p> + +<p>"Gi' me his toastin' fork, cap'n," said the mate, "and I'll lock it up +in my state room;" which was done almost as soon as said.</p> + +<p>"And now, Captain Morena," said Morris, "just walk on deck and explain +matters to your people, and then I'll show you how fast a Yankee crew +and Mexican lightermen can unload a contrabandista."</p> + +<p>They adjourned to the deck, and the Mexican captain was compelled to +remain an inactive witness, while boat load after boat load of +contraband goods was landed under his own eyes, and the very guns of +his cutter. When the work was finished, Captain Morris approached +Morena, and said,—</p> + +<p>"Captain, I have a word to say to you. I am going up the coast fifty +miles, to land the remainder of my cargo at Santa Rosara. Give me your +word that you will not follow and molest me, that you will not breathe +a word of what you have seen and heard, and I will restore your sword +and release you on <i>parole</i>."</p> + +<p>The revenue captain gave the required pledge, and his sword was +restored; after which his men were permitted to man the barge.</p> + +<p>"And now, captain, one bumper at parting," said the hospitable Morris. +"The steward has just opened a fresh bottle, and besides I have a +pleasant surprise for you."</p> + +<p>As they entered the cabin, Morena started back and uttered an +exclamation as his eyes fell on the beautiful face and graceful figure +of the Mexican señorita, who had taken her seat at the table.</p> + +<p>"Maria!" he exclaimed.</p> + +<p>"Yes," replied the lady, with sparkling eyes and height<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_348" id="Page_348">[348]</a></span>ened color. "I +have escaped your power. The man who basely sought to coerce my +inclinations has been baffled, and ere another sun has set, I shall be +the bride of the smuggler Martinez."</p> + +<p>"Malediction!" cried the Mexican.</p> + +<p>"Come, come, cap'n," said the mate, "take a horn, and settle your +proud stomach."</p> + +<p>"Never," said the Mexican. "A curse on all of ye!" and he sprang to +the deck, threw himself into his barge, and was soon aboard of the +cutter.</p> + +<p>As the clipper brig, with all her canvas set, and her larboard tacks +aboard, bowed gracefully to the freshening breeze, and bowled away +under the stern of the Mexican cutter, the mate said to the captain,—</p> + +<p>"Cap'n, I wish you'd just let me give that fellur a broadside, if it +was only just to clean the guns, afore I run 'em in."</p> + +<p>"No, no," replied the captain, smiling, "honor bright, my boy. We'll +keep our word to him."</p> + +<p>"That's more than he'll do to us," answered the mate, "or I don't know +the natur of a greaser. One broadside from our starboard battery would +settle him, and save all future trouble, and make every thing pleasant +and comfortable on all sides."</p> + +<p>But Captain Morris would not listen to reason, and so the guns were +secured, and the ports closed, and the little Zanthe went bounding on +her course to Santa Rosara.</p> + +<p>She came to anchor in a deep bay which she entered at nightfall, and +almost immediately a shore boat, under the command of Martinez, +boarded the brig. The meeting between the smuggler and his bride was +so affectionate, as to call a tear even into the eye of Mr. Pardon G. +Simpkins. The smuggler laughed loudly when he heard of the +discom<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_349" id="Page_349">[349]</a></span>fiture of Captain Morena, the discarded suitor of the señorita +Maria.</p> + +<p>The next day all hands were employed in landing the remainder of the +cargo, and at night a very worthy and accommodating priest came off +from the shore, and united Martinez and Maria in the bonds of holy +matrimony. The nuptials were celebrated with great rejoicings and +revelry, and the fun was kept up till a late hour of the night, when +the happy couple retired to the cabin.</p> + +<p>The first faint streaks of dawn were beginning to appear in the east, +when the ever vigilant ear of the mate, who never took a wink of sleep +while the brig was lying on shore, detected the cautious plunge of +oars, and soon he descried a barge pulling towards the brig.</p> + +<p>"Catch a weazle asleep," said the Yankee to himself; "these greasers +don't know as much as a farrer hen." And without arousing the captain, +he quietly mustered the crew, and with as little noise as possible, +the guns were run out upon the starboard side, which the boat was fast +approaching.</p> + +<p>A moment after he hailed. No answer was given, but the light of the +lanterns flashed on the arms of a large body of men, and the mate +recognized the figure of the captain of the Vengador in the stern +sheets.</p> + +<p>"Sheer off," shouted the mate, "or by the shade of Gin'ral Jackson, +I'll blow you all to Davy Jones."</p> + +<p>"Pull for your lives," shouted the voice of Morena; and the boat +bounded towards the brig.</p> + +<p>"Fire!" cried the mate.</p> + +<p>Crash went the guns! The iron hurtled through the air, and the +splintering of wood, as the metal struck the barge, was distinctly +heard amid the groans and shrieks of the vigilantes.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_350" id="Page_350">[350]</a></span></p> + +<p>In one moment it was all over. Morris and Martinez rushed to the deck.</p> + +<p>"What's the matter, Pardon?" asked the former.</p> + +<p>"Nothin', cap'n—cap'n, nothin'," answered the mate. "Only there aint +quite so many greasers in the world at present, as there was five +minutes since. Morena broke his parole, and tried to board us by +surprise, and I gin' him my starboard battery—that's all."</p> + +<p>"Then I'm off for blue water!" cried the captain.</p> + +<p>"And I for the mountains!" said Martinez. "The mules are all packed +and the horses saddled. The vigilantes must wear sharp spurs if they +catch us."</p> + +<p>It was a hurried parting—that of the smuggler and his bride with the +captain and mate of the Zanthe. But they got safely on shore, and the +whole band effected their escape.</p> + +<p>The Zanthe spread her wings, and some days afterwards was crossing the +equator. She was never known again as a free trader. The captain and +mate had both "made their piles," and after arriving at the Atlantic +states retired from sea. Pardon G. Simpkins took up his residence in +Boston, and during the late war with Mexico, was very prominent in his +denunciations of that republic, and very liberal in his donations to +the Massachusetts regiment, to the members of which his parting +admonition was, to "give them greasers fits."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_351" id="Page_351">[351]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_STAGE-STRUCK_GENTLEMAN" id="THE_STAGE-STRUCK_GENTLEMAN"></a>THE STAGE-STRUCK GENTLEMAN.</h2> + + +<p>Few amateurs of the drama have passed through their town lives, +without having been, at some one period of their career, what is +called stage struck, afflicted with a maniacal desire to make a "first +appearance," to be designated in posters as a "<span class="smcap">Young Gentleman of +this City</span>," in connection with one Mr. Shakspeare, the "author of +certain plays." The stage-struck youth is easily recognized by certain +symptoms which manifest themselves at an early stage of the disorder. +He is apt to pass his hand frequently through his "horrent locks," to +frown darkly without any possible reason, and to look daggers at his +landlady when invited to help himself to brown-bread toast. His voice, +in imitation of the "Boy," the "Great American tragedian," alternates +between the deep bass of a veteran porker and the mellifluous tenor of +a "pig's whisper." He is apt to roll his eyes quickly from side to +side, to gasp and heave his chest most unaccountably. He reads nothing +of the papers but the theatrical advertisements and critiques. He has +an acquaintance with two or three fourth-rate stock actors and a scene +shifter, and is consequently "up" in any amount of professional +information and slang, which he retails to every one he meets, without +regard to the taste or time of his auditors. Have you seen the new +drama of the Parricidal Oysterman? If you have, you must agree with +him it is the greatest affair old Pel. has ever brought<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_352" id="Page_352">[352]</a></span> out; if you +have not, you must submit to his contemptuous pity for your ignorance. +For a person who passes his evenings in the society of books and +friends, or in the country, the stage-struck gentleman has the most +profound contempt. How one can live without nightly inhaling the odor +of gas and orange peel, is to him a mystery inexplicable. He is aided +and abetted in his practices by the sympathy and example of other +stage-struck youths, all "foredoomed their fathers' soul to cross," +all loathing their daily avocations for the time being, all spending +their earnings, or borrowings, or stealings, on bits of pasteboard +that admit them to their nightly banquet. The stage struck always copy +the traits of the leading actor of the hour, whoever he may be, and +grunt and bluster in imitation of "Ned"—meaning Forrest—or quack and +stutter <i>à la</i> "Bill"—that is, Macready—as the wind of popular favor +veers and changes. It is curious, at a representation of the +"Gladiator," to winnow these young gentlemen from the mass by the lens +of an opera glass. There you may see the knit brows, the high shirt +collars, the folded arms, the pursed-up lips, the hats drawn down over +the eyes, that are the certain indications of the stage-struck +Forrestians.</p> + +<p>If, after the performance, fate and a designing oysterman place you in +the next box to three or four of these geniuses, you will, unless very +much of a philosopher, be disgusted, for the time being, with human +nature. Their paltry imitations, their miserable brayings, their +misquotations from Shakspeare, their mendacious accounts of interviews +with the "Boy," will be enough to drive you mad. Some such thing as +the following will occur:—</p> + +<p><i>Waiter.</i> Here are your oysters, <i>gentlemen</i>; ("a slight shade of +irony in the emphasis.")</p> + +<p><i>Stage-struck Youth, No. 1</i>, (in a deep guttural tone.) "Let em come +in—we're armed!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_353" id="Page_353">[353]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Stage-struck Youth, No. 2</i>, (to waiter.) "Red ruffian, retire!"</p> + +<p><i>Stage-struck Youth, No. 3</i>, (to Stage-struck Youth, No. 4.) "How are +you <i>now</i>, Dick?"</p> + +<p><i>Stage-struck Youth, No. 4.</i> "Richard's himself again!"</p> + +<p><i>O, Dii immortales!</i> can these things be? In other words, <i>can</i> such +<i>animals</i> exist?</p> + +<p>It has been calculated by a celebrated mathematician, that out of +every fourteen dozen of these stage-struck young gentlemen, one +actually makes a first appearance. This event causes an enormous +flutter in the circle of aspirants from which the promotion takes +place. As the eventful night approaches, the most active and +enterprising among them besiege the newspapers with elaborate puffs of +their <i>confrère</i>, a column long, and are astonished and enraged that +editors exclude them entirely, or exscissorize them to a dozen lines. +Of what importance is the foreign news, in comparison with the first +appearance of Bill Smithy in the arduous character of Hamlet? Has +Colonel Greene no sympathy with struggling genius? Or is it the result +of an infernal plot of the actors to put down competition, and sustain +a professional monopoly?</p> + +<p>The stage-struck young gentleman has passed through the fiery ordeal +of "rehearsals," has been duly pushed and shaken into his "suit of +sables," glittering with steel bugles, his hands have been adorned +with black kids, his plumed hat rests upon his brow, his rapier +dangles at his side. The curtain goes up and he is pushed upon the +stage. His first appearance is the signal for a thundering round of +generous applause, in which his faithful fellow-Forrestians are +leading <i>claquers</i>. But the audience soon discover that he is a "guy" +escaped from the <i>surveillance</i> an anxious mother. The stage-struck +young gentleman is "goosed."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_354" id="Page_354">[354]</a></span> Storms of hisses or bursts of ironical +applause greet every sentence that he utters, and the curtain finally +falls on his disgrace. This generally cures the disease of which we +have been speaking. A night of agony, a week of pain, and the young +gentleman, disenchanted and disenthralled, looks back upon his +temporary mania with feelings of humiliation and surprise, cuts his +aiders and abettors, and betakes himself seriously to the rational +business of life.</p> + +<p>But there are some stage-struck gentlemen whom nothing can convince of +their total unfitness for the stage. You may hiss them night after +night, you may present them with bouquets of carrots, and wreaths of +cabbage leaves and onions, and leather medals, and services of tin +plate; and if you find them "insensible to kindness," you may try +brickbats—but in vain. They will cling to the stage for life—living, +or rather starving, as <i>attachés</i> to some theatre, the signal for +disturbance whenever they present themselves; detected by the lynx +eyes of the public, whether disguised as Roman citizens or Neapolitan +brigands, and severely punished for incompetency by heaped-up insult +and abuse. These men live and die miserably; yet, doubtless, their +lives are checkered with rays of hope; they regard themselves as +martyrs, and die with the secret consciousness that they have "acted +well their parts."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_355" id="Page_355">[355]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_DIAMOND_STAR" id="THE_DIAMOND_STAR"></a>THE DIAMOND STAR;</h2> + +<h5>OR,</h5> + +<h3>THE ENGLISHMAN'S ADVENTURE.</h3> + +<h4>A STORY OF VALENCIA.</h4> + + +<p>In a fine summer night in the latter half of the seventeenth century, +(the day and year are immaterial,) Clarence Landon, a handsome and +high-spirited young Englishman, who had been passing some time in the +south of Spain, was standing on the banks of the Guadalquiver, in the +environs of the ancient city of Valencia, watching with anxious eyes +the fading sails of a small felucca, just visible in the golden rays +of the rising moon, as, catching a breath of the freshening western +breeze, they bore the light craft out upon the blue bosom of the +Mediterranean. Though the scene was one of surpassing beauty, though +the air was balmy, and came to his brow laden with the fragrance of +the orange, the myrtle, and the rose, the expression of the young +man's face was melancholy in the extreme.</p> + +<p>"Too late!" he muttered to himself; "too late! It is hard, after +having ventured so much for them, that I should have been baffled in +my attempt to escape with them. However, they are safe and happy. If +this breeze holds, they will soon pass Cape St. Martin. Dear Estella, +how I value this pledge of your friendship and gratitude."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_356" id="Page_356">[356]</a></span></p> + +<p>And the young man, after raising to his lips a small diamond star, +attached to a golden chain, deposited the trinket in his bosom, and +then, with a parting glance at the distant vessel, turned homewards in +the direction of the city gates.</p> + +<p>Absorbed in his own reflections, he did not notice that his footsteps +were dogged by a tall figure, muffled in a black cloak, which pursued +him in the moonlight, like his shadow, and left him only when he +entered his <i>posada</i>.</p> + +<p>Landon spent some time in his room in reading and arranging letters +and papers; and when the clock of a neighboring cathedral sounded the +hour of eleven, threw himself upon his bed without undressing, and was +soon asleep. From a disturbed and unrefreshing slumber, crowded with +vexatious visions, he was suddenly and rudely roused by a rough hand +laid upon his shoulder. He started upright in bed, and gazed around +him with astonishment. His chamber was filled by half a dozen +sinister-looking men, robed entirely in black, in whom he recognized, +not without a shudder, the dreaded familiars of the Holy Office, the +officials of the Inquisitorial Tribune. His first impulse was to grope +for his arms; but his sword and pistols had been removed. A rough +voice bade him arise and follow, and he had no choice but to obey the +mandate. Preceded and followed by the familiars, who were all armed, +as he judged by the clash of steel that attended each footstep, though +no weapons were apparent, he descended the staircase, came out upon +the street, and was conducted through many a winding lane and passage +to a low-browed arch, which opened into the basement story of a huge +embattled building, that rose like a fortress before him. The +conductor of the band halted here, and knocking thrice upon an oaken +door, studded with huge iron nails, it was opened silently, and the +party entered a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_357" id="Page_357">[357]</a></span> dark, subterranean passage of stone, lighted only by +a smoky cresset lamp swinging in a recess.</p> + +<p>After passing through this corridor, Landon was conducted into a huge +vaulted hall, dimly illuminated by the branches of an iron chandelier, +by whose light he discovered in front of him a raised platform, on +which were seated three men, robed in black, while before them, at a +table, sat two others, similarly attired, with writing implements +before them. On the platform was planted a huge banner, the blazon on +the folds of which was a wooden cross, flanked by a branch of olive +and a naked sword, the motto being, "<i>Exurge, Domine, et judica causam +tuam.</i>" <i>Rise, Lord, and judge thy cause.</i> It wanted neither this +formidable standard, nor the implements of torture scattered around, +to convince the young Englishman that he stood in the halls of the +Inquisition.</p> + +<p>After being permitted to stand some time before the judges, that his +mind might be impressed with the terrors of the place, the principal +Inquisitor addressed him, demanding his name.</p> + +<p>"Clarence Landon," was the reply.</p> + +<p>"Your birthplace?"</p> + +<p>"London, England."</p> + +<p>"Your age?"</p> + +<p>"Twenty-five years."</p> + +<p>"Occupation?"</p> + +<p>"I am a gentleman of fortune, with no pursuit but that of knowledge +and pleasure."</p> + +<p>"You are accused," said the judge, "of having aided and abetted a +countryman of yours, named Walter Hamilton, in seducing and carrying +off Estella Martinez, a lady of a noble house, and a sister of St. +Ursula. How say you, guilty or not guilty?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_358" id="Page_358">[358]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I am not guilty—I am not capable of the infamy with which you charge +me."</p> + +<p>"He refuses to confess," said the judge, turning to a familiar, the +sworn tormentor. "We must try the question. Sanchez, is the rack +prepared?"</p> + +<p>The man addressed was a brawny, muscular ruffian, with a livid and +forbidding countenance, whose dark eyes sparkled with pleasure as he +bowed assent to the interrogation.</p> + +<p>"Hold!" cried Landon. "The truth can no longer harm any but myself; +and though you may inflict death upon me, you shall not enjoy the +fiendish satisfaction of mutilating my limbs with your horrid +enginery. I did aid Hamilton, not indeed in ruining an injured maiden, +but in rescuing from the thraldom she abhorred a lovely lady whom +Providence formed to make the happiness of an honorable man. By this +time Estella is a happy bride."</p> + +<p>"Her joys will be shortened," said the inquisitor, frowning. "They +cannot long elude the power of Rodrigo d'Almonte, at once judge of the +Holy Office and governor of Valencia."</p> + +<p>"Moderate your transports, governor," replied the Englishman, boldly; +"the fugitives are beyond your reach. This very night a swift-winged +felucca bore them away from these accursed shores, to a land of +liberty and happiness."</p> + +<p>The brow of Rodrigo grew black as night.</p> + +<p>"Insolent!" he answered; "you have outraged and set at naught the +authority of church and state; your life shall pay the forfeit."</p> + +<p>"Be it so," replied Landon, folding his arms; "but let me tell you, +that for every drop of blood shed, my country<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_359" id="Page_359">[359]</a></span> will demand a life. The +cross of St. George protects the meanest subject of the English +crown."</p> + +<p>Rodrigo d'Almonte made no reply, but waving his hand, Landon was +removed from the tribunal and thrown into a dungeon on the same floor +with the hall of torture.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Towards the close of a sultry summer day, the narrow streets of +Valencia wore an aspect of unusual activity and life, filled, as they +were, with representatives of every class of citizens. The tide of +human beings seemed to be setting in one direction, towards a plaza, +or square, in the centre. The Alameda was deserted by its fashionable +promenaders; and young and old—all, indeed, who were not +bedridden—were at length congregated in the square. The attraction +was soon explained; for in the centre of the plaza was seen a lofty +platform of wood, on which was erected a stout stake or pillar, to +which was affixed an iron chain and ring. Around this were heaped, to +the height of several feet, huge fagots of dry wood, ready for the +torch. A large body of men-at-arms kept the crowd back from a large +open space around the platform. These preparations were made, so the +popular rumor ran, for the punishment of a young Englishman, who had +aided a Spanish nun in the violation of her vows.</p> + +<p>The numerous bells of the city were tolling heavily; and at length, +after the patience of the populace had been nearly exhausted, the head +of a column of men, marching in slow time, was seen to enter upon the +plaza. First came the governor's guard, their steel caps and cuirasses +and halberds polished like silver. After these, walked the officials +of the Inquisition, and some friars of the order of St. Dominic, +surrounding the unfortunate Landon, who wore the <i>corazo</i>, or pointed +cap, upon his head, and the <i>san benito</i>, a robe painted<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_360" id="Page_360">[360]</a></span> all over +with flames and devils, typifying the awful fate which awaited him. He +ascended the scaffold with a firm step, while the <i>cortége</i> ranged +themselves around it; and the governor of Valencia, mounted on a +splendid barbed charger, and wearing his inquisitorial robes over his +military uniform, rode into the square, amid the <i>vivas</i> of the crowd +and the presented arms of the troops, and made a sign for the ceremony +to proceed.</p> + +<p>As an officer, appointed for the purpose, was about to read the +sentence, a great tumult arose in the square, and attracted the +attention of all the spectators.</p> + +<p>"What is the meaning of this, Alvarez?" asked the governor, addressing +one of his lieutenants.</p> + +<p>"The people, please your excellency, have got hold of Isaac, the rich +Jew, and insist on his beholding the august spectacle of the <i>auto da +fe</i>."</p> + +<p>"The unbelieving dog has never liked these brave shows," answered the +governor, with a grim smile, "since his well-beloved brother, +Issachar, expiated his heresy on this spot in the great auto, when we +burned twenty of his tribe before the king. Beshrew my heart! he +abuses my clemency in permitting him to hold house and gold here in +Valencia. He shall behold the execution! Make room there, and drag him +into the heart of the hollow square."</p> + +<p>The cruel order was obeyed; and the old Jew, who was a mild and +venerable-looking man, was forced into the centre of the plaza, whence +he could have a full view of the horrid scene about to be enacted.</p> + +<p>But the indignities to which he had been subjected aroused a latent +spark of fire even in the soul of the aged Hebrew. He lifted up his +voice and cried aloud:—</p> + +<p>"Spaniards! Christians! are ye men, or are ye brutes? Fear ye not the +vengeance of Heaven, when ye enact deeds<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_361" id="Page_361">[361]</a></span> that would make the savage +blush? Think ye that Heaven will long withhold its vengeance from +atrocities that cry aloud to it night and day—that the innocent blood +ye have spilt will sink, unavenged, into the earth? Fear and tremble, +for the hour of wrath and woe is at hand!"</p> + +<p>The energy and eloquence with which he spoke sent a strange thrill of +terror through the crowd. The governor, alone insensible to fear, +shouted from his saddle:—</p> + +<p>"Tremble for yourself, Isaac! for, by the rood! if you dare question +the justice of the Holy Office, you shall share the fate of yonder +prisoner."</p> + +<p>"I fear not the wrath of man," replied the Jew; "fear you the wrath of +Heaven!"</p> + +<p>And at this moment, as if in vindication of his words, a heavy clap of +thunder, that shook the city like the discharge of a park of +artillery, broke upon the ear; and one of those sudden storms, so +common in southerly latitudes, rolled up its dark masses of clouds, +and the light of day was suddenly quenched, as in an eclipse. Vivid +flashes of lightning lit the upturned and terror-stricken faces of the +cowering multitude. At the same time, the wind howled fiercely through +the streets that debouched upon the plaza, and tore the plumage that +waved and tossed upon the helmets of the soldiery.</p> + +<p>"Executioner!" roared the governor, whose high, stern tones of +military command were heard above the roar of the sudden tornado, "do +your duty! Set fire to the fagots!"</p> + +<p>The order was obeyed; the torch was applied, and already a quivering, +lurid flame shot up at the feet of the luckless Landon, when the storm +burst forth with ungovernable fury. The scaffolding was blown down, +the fragments scattered, and the rain, descending in torrents, +instantly quenched both torch and fagot. The vast crowd was thrown +into<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_362" id="Page_362">[362]</a></span> utter confusion; the terrified horses of the cavalry plunged +madly among the footmen; hundreds fell and were trampled under foot; +and prayers, shrieks, and imprecations filled the darkened air.</p> + +<p>Landon was unhurt amid the wreck of the sacrificial pyre. A ray of +hope shot up in his heart. Scrambling out of the ruins, unobserved and +unpursued, he fled down the nearest lane with the utmost speed. +Anxious to obtain shelter, he, without even a thought, climbed a +garden wall; once within which he was safe, for a moment, from +pursuit. Rushing through a shaded alley of the garden, he found +himself at the door of a large and splendid house. Almost without a +hope of finding it yield, he tried the handle, and the door opened. +Silently and swiftly he ascended a large, stone staircase, and took +refuge in the first apartment which he found before him. A beautiful +young girl, the only occupant of the room, starting at the fearful +apparition of a stranger flying for his life, in the robe of the <i>san +benito</i>, fell upon her knees and crossed herself repeatedly, as her +dark eyes were fixed in terror on the intruder.</p> + +<p>"Lady!" cried Landon, "for the love of that Being whom we both +worship, though in a different form, take pity on a wretched +fellow-being. Save me! save me!"</p> + +<p>"You are accursed and condemned," she answered, rising and recoiling.</p> + +<p>"I am! I am!—but you know my offence. If you ever loved yourself, you +know how to pardon it. Think of the horrid fate which awaits me, if +you are pitiless."</p> + +<p>The lady paused and reflected, Landon watching the expression of her +countenance with the most intense anxiety. At length her brow cleared +up; there was an expression of sweetness about her rosy lips that +revived hope in the heart of the fugitive.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_363" id="Page_363">[363]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I will save you if I can," she answered.</p> + +<p>"Heaven's best blessing on you for the word!" exclaimed the +Englishman.</p> + +<p>"But you have come to a dangerous place for shelter and safety," she +continued, sadly. "Do you know whose house this is? It is the dwelling +of my father, Don Rodrigo d'Almonte, the governor of Valencia."</p> + +<p>Landon started back in terror, but he instantly recovered from that +feeling.</p> + +<p>"You, then," he said, "are Donna Florinda, in praise of whose beauty +and goodness all Valencia is eloquent. I feel that I am safe in your +hands."</p> + +<p>"I will never betray you," said the lady. "You are safe here. It is my +bed chamber," she continued, blushing; "but I resign it to you—sure, +from your countenance, that you are a cavalier of honor, who will +never give me cause to repent of the step."</p> + +<p>"Be sure of that."</p> + +<p>"Swear it," she said, "upon this trinket, which my father took from +your person in the hall of the Inquisition."</p> + +<p>Landon took from Florinda's hand the diamond star given him by +Estella, and thus mysteriously restored, and pressed it to his lips.</p> + +<p>"By this talisman," he said, "by this token, which I prize so highly, +I pledge myself not to abuse your confidence, but to repay the +priceless service you render me by a life of gratitude."</p> + +<p>"You may remain here, then, for the present," said Florinda, "till I +can think what can be done for you."</p> + +<p>"If I can only make my way to the house of the English ambassador," +replied Landon, "I think I can count upon my safety."</p> + +<p>Donna Florinda, after lighting a lamp, (for it was now<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_364" id="Page_364">[364]</a></span> nightfall,) +and setting upon a table some wine and fruit, left the chamber, +locking the door behind her.</p> + +<p>Descending to the garden, she went directly to a secluded arbor, +embowered in foliage, at no great distance from the house.</p> + +<p>"Cesareo!" she whispered.</p> + +<p>A young cavalier, who was concealed in the arbor, instantly advanced, +and clasped her in his arms.</p> + +<p>"Dear Florinda," he cried, "I feared that you would disappoint me. But +we have yet some happy moments to pass together."</p> + +<p>"Not a moment, Cesareo," replied the lady; "my father will soon +return. I come to beg you to retire instantly, and await another +opportunity of meeting."</p> + +<p>"You are anxious to get rid of me!" replied the cavalier.</p> + +<p>"Not so; my father will soon return, and he will be sure to inquire +for me directly."</p> + +<p>"Well, then," said the lover, "if it must be so, go you to the house, +and leave me the solitary pleasure of watching the window of the room +gladdened by your presence."</p> + +<p>"No, no, Cesareo," cried Florinda, in terror, "that must not be."</p> + +<p>As she said this, her eyes were instinctively turned to the window of +her room, and Cesareo's followed the same direction. The shadow of +Landon's figure, as it passed between the lamp and the window, was +seen defined distinctly on the curtain.</p> + +<p>"By Heaven!" cried Cesareo, "there is a man in your bed chamber!"</p> + +<p>"My father!" said Florinda.</p> + +<p>"You told me in your last breath that he had not re<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_365" id="Page_365">[365]</a></span>turned. You are +playing me false, Florinda. You have a lover, and a favored one."</p> + +<p>"No, no!" cried the agonized girl. "It is nothing, believe me—trust +not appearances. I will explain all."</p> + +<p>But at this moment the distant clang of trumpets and kettledrums was +heard, announcing the governor's return.</p> + +<p>"I must begone!" cried Florinda; "believe me, I am faithful;" and with +these words she fled into the house.</p> + +<p>"The dream is over!" said Cesareo. "But I will have vengeance on my +rival;" and he left the garden, muttering curses, and grasping the +cross hilt of his sword.</p> + +<p>Florinda flew to her chamber.</p> + +<p>"Fly!" she cried to Landon. "I have sheltered you at the risk of my +reputation—my father is returning, and you must leave this house. A +jealous lover may denounce me, and both of us be ruined forever. +Farewell; climb the wall at the back of the garden, and take refuge in +the next house. I will still watch over you."</p> + +<p>Landon obeyed, and made his escape from the governor's garden just as +Don Rodrigo was entering his court yard. He crossed another small +garden, and entered a small house at the extremity, the door of which +was unbarred, and again found refuge in a room on the first floor, +where he concealed himself behind a screen.</p> + +<p>He had not been here long before he heard footsteps entering the room, +and the voices of two persons in conversation, one of whom was +evidently a female, and the other an old man.</p> + +<p>"Dear father!" said the female, "I am rejoiced to see that you are +returned. You never go forth in this city that you do not leave me +trembling for your safety."</p> + +<p>"I have passed through much peril, Miriam," replied the man. "Snares +and violence have beset my path. I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_366" id="Page_366">[366]</a></span> went to carry the gold and the +silver I had promised to Jacob, the goldsmith, when, lo! I was beset +by the ungodly rabble."</p> + +<p>"Dear father!"</p> + +<p>"Yea! and they dragged me to their place of skulls—even to their +accursed Golgotha, where the blood of mine only brother was drunken by +the ravening flames, and where thirty of our brethren perished because +they believed in the God of Abraham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob."</p> + +<p>"And did they force you to witness the <i>auto da fe</i>?"</p> + +<p>"They brought me to the place, Miriam—but there the spirit of +prophecy descended upon me, and I lifted up my voice and denounced +their abominations, even as the prophet of old did the iniquities of +the Egyptian king. And lo! Miriam, there was a miracle wrought. The +voice of Heaven spake in thunder to rebuke their impious +bloodthirstiness. The floodgates of heaven were opened, and the rain +descended in mighty torrents, and quenched the Moloch fires kindled by +the Christians. And a great wind arose, and the scaffold was +destroyed, and the goodly youth that stood thereupon was saved from +the death of fire as the multitude were scattered."</p> + +<p>"And lives he, father?"</p> + +<p>"I fear not," answered the old man, sadly. "For if he were not crushed +by the falling scaffold, yet verily the cruel swords of the troopers +and the men-at-arms must have sought out his young life."</p> + +<p>At this moment, Landon stepped from his concealment.</p> + +<p>"No, my friends," said he, "I yet live to thank Heaven for its +providential care. I have even found a friend in the household of my +bitter enemy, for Donna Florinda d'Almonte sheltered me, and commended +me to your roof."</p> + +<p>He now had time to scan the persons of his hosts. The<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_367" id="Page_367">[367]</a></span> elder, Isaac, +the Jew, was, as we described him on his appearance in the plaza, a +man of venerable appearance, with a mild and noble countenance, +wearing the long beard and flowing robes of his race. His daughter, +Miriam, had the commanding beauty, the dark eyes, the flowing hair, +and the bold features of the daughters of Israel. She was richly clad +in robes of silk, and many a jewel of price gleamed in the raven +tresses of her hair.</p> + +<p>"Thou art safe beneath this roof," said the Hebrew, "for Donna +Florinda, though the daughter of the man of tiger blood, hath yet +befriended us and ours, and for her sake as well as for thine, thou +art welcome."</p> + +<p>Landon thanked his new friends for their hospitable pledges.</p> + +<p>"I would fain," said the old Hebrew, "give thee garments more fitting +than the accursed robe that wraps thy youthful limbs. But of a truth I +have none of Spanish fashion, and the Jewish gabardine is almost as +fatal to the wearer as the robe of the <i>san benito</i>."</p> + +<p>"Here comes Reuben," said Miriam. "Welcome home, dear brother."</p> + +<p>A handsome youth of sixteen entered at this moment, and saluted his +father, his sister, and the stranger. He bore a bundle in his arms.</p> + +<p>"I was charged," he said, "by the lady Florinda, to bear this packet +to the stranger I should find here. It contains a Spanish dress. She +bid me say," he continued, addressing Landon, "that when you have put +on these habiliments, you can repair with me to the governor's garden +at midnight. The waiting maid and confidant will conduct you through +the house to the street, and once there you can make your way to the +English ambassador's."</p> + +<p>After thanking the youthful messenger, Landon was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_368" id="Page_368">[368]</a></span> shown to an +apartment, where he was left alone to change his dress. Donna Florinda +had supplied him with a plain but handsome cavalier's suit, including +mantle, hat, and plume, and in addition to these, a good sword. Landon +hailed this latter gift with joy, and buckled the belt with trembling +eagerness. He drew the weapon, and found it to be a Toledo blade of +the best temper. He kissed the sword with ecstasy.</p> + +<p>"Welcome!" he cried, "old friend! With you I can cut through odds, and +at least sell my life dearly, if I fall again into the hands of the +Philistines."</p> + +<p>Returning to his new friends, he sat down to a hearty meal which they +had prepared for him, and to which he did an Englishman's justice. At +the hour of twelve, his young friend Reuben signified his readiness to +accompany him on his adventure.</p> + +<p>"Farewell!" he cried; "I owe you a debt that nothing can repay. But +believe me that your kindness will always dwell in the heart of +Clarence Landon."</p> + +<p>Reuben and the Englishman were soon in the governor's garden. It was +pitch dark, and they advanced cautiously, groping their way. All at +once Landon stumbled against some person.</p> + +<p>"Is it you, Reuben?" said he, in a low tone.</p> + +<p>But he was instantly grasped by the throat. Dealing his unknown +assailant a blow with his clinched hand, which made him release his +hold, the Englishman instantly drew his sword and threw himself on +guard. His steel was crossed by another blade, and a fierce encounter +ensued, the combatants being practised swordsmen, and guided, in the +dark, by what swordsmen term the "perception of the blade." Reuben had +made his escape, and gone to inform his father of this new disaster. +The struggle was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_369" id="Page_369">[369]</a></span> brief, for the antagonist of Landon, closing at the +peril of his life, and being a man of herculean strength, wrested the +sword from the Englishman's grasp, and held him at his mercy.</p> + +<p>"Now, dog!" whispered the victor, "have you any thing to offer why I +should not take your life as a minion of the tyrant Rodrigo?"</p> + +<p>"I scorn to ask my life of an unknown assassin," replied Landon; "but +I am no minion of Rodrigo's, and I was even now seeking to escape his +clutches."</p> + +<p>"If there was light here," said the stranger, "I could see whether you +lied, friend, by your looks. You may be palming off a tale upon me. +How did you propose to escape Rodrigo?"</p> + +<p>"By making my way through his house," answered Landon.</p> + +<p>"A likely tale. How are you to gain access to his house?"</p> + +<p>"A waiting maid was to let me in."</p> + +<p>"Well, I'll test your veracity. I have your life in my hands. You are +unarmed; I have rapier and dagger. The experiment costs me nothing."</p> + +<p>"It would be idle in me to interrogate you," said Landon; "it would be +idle to ask who you are."</p> + +<p>"I will answer you frankly," replied the stranger; "I am one of those +freebooters whose fortunes are their swords. If I were in Rodrigo's +power, my life would not be worth five minutes' purchase; and yet I am +seeking him to-night."</p> + +<p>"You speak in riddles."</p> + +<p>"Perhaps; but be silent now, if you value your life, and follow me."</p> + +<p>The stranger, still retaining a firm grasp upon the luckless Landon, +approached a door which led into the governor's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_370" id="Page_370">[370]</a></span> house, showing, in +their progress, a perfect acquaintance with the labyrinthian alleys of +the garden. They halted, and a female voice spoke in a whisper, +saying, "Here's the key."</p> + +<p>The stranger grasped it, and dragging Landon into the house, instantly +locked the door behind him. A dark lantern was placed on the floor of +the corridor; the stranger told Landon to take this up, and precede +him up stairs. Landon obeyed, the stranger following close behind, and +giving him whispered directions as to his course.</p> + +<p>Having reached a certain door, the stranger took the light and entered +a chamber, followed by the wondering Englishman. The walls of the room +were heavily draped, and upon a huge bed the governor of Valencia was +reclining, buried in a deep slumber.</p> + +<p>"He sleeps!" whispered the stranger in the ear of Landon; "he sleeps, +as if he had never shed blood—as if the head of my brother had never +fallen on the block by the hand of his bloody executioner. He will +soon sleep sounder."</p> + +<p>"What mean you?" asked Landon.</p> + +<p>"Wait and see," was the reply.</p> + +<p>The stranger cautiously lifted the light in his left hand, bending +over the sleeper, while with his right he drew a broad, sharp poniard +from his belt, and raised it in the act to strike. But just as it was +descending, Landon caught the assassin's arm, and shouted in his +loudest tones,—</p> + +<p>"Don Rodrigo, wake!"</p> + +<p>"Baffled!" cried the ruffian, with an oath. "You shall pay with your +life for interfering."</p> + +<p>The governor sprang from his bed in time to witness the deadly +struggle between Landon and the midnight assassin. It was short and +decisive, for as the robber was aiming a blow at his antagonist, the +latter changed the direction, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_371" id="Page_371">[371]</a></span> it was buried to the hilt in his +own heart. He fell, and died without a groan. The noise of the +struggle had aroused the household, and the servants came pouring into +the room with lights, accompanied by Donna Florinda, who was agonized +with terror.</p> + +<p>"Dear father!" she cried, rushing into the governor's arms, "what does +this mean?"</p> + +<p>"It means," replied Don Rodrigo, "that this ruffian, who had sworn to +take my life because I had condemned his brother to death for manifold +misdeeds, has been slain in the attempt by this young man."</p> + +<p>"And do you recognize your generous savior?" exclaimed the daughter. +"Behold! it is the young Englishman you condemned to perish at the +stake. O father!" And she explained the manner in which Landon had +been enabled to save the governor's life.</p> + +<p>"Young man," said the governor, addressing Landon with deep emotion, +"a mightier Power than the hand of man is visible in this. For the +life you have saved I will repay you in the same manner. I insure you +a full and free pardon, and you shall not have it to say that Don +Rodrigo d'Almonte, bad as he has been represented, was a monster of +ingratitude."</p> + +<p>And he kept his word. Landon soon after set sail for England, in +company with the Hebrew family who had sheltered him, and there, in +due time, was united to the lovely Miriam, with whose beauty he had +been impressed on first sight. In England, he rejoined Hamilton and +his Spanish bride, to secure whose happiness he had perilled his own +life; and he always preserved Estella's diamond star as a memorial of +his adventures in Valencia. Soon after his arrival he received a +letter from Donna Florinda, announcing her marriage to Cesareo, whose +jealousy had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_372" id="Page_372">[372]</a></span> been so signally excited by Landon's shadow on the +window curtain. When Don Rodrigo died, he was buried with all the +honors due to a soldier, a governor, and an eminent member of that +mild and benevolent institution, the Spanish Inquisition. </p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_373" id="Page_373">[373]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_GAME_OF_CHANCE" id="THE_GAME_OF_CHANCE"></a>THE GAME OF CHANCE.</h2> + +<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3> + + +<p>At nightfall, on an autumnal evening, when the stars were just +beginning to twinkle overhead like diamonds on a canopy of azure, two +young men were standing together, engaged in conversation on the steps +of the Black Eagle, a fashionable hotel in one of the principal +streets of the gay and celebrated city of Vienna. One of them wore the +rich uniform of an Austrian hussar; the other was clad in the civic +costume of a gentleman.</p> + +<p>"So, all is completed at the ministry of war, except the signature of +the commission, and the payment of the purchase money?" said the +soldier.</p> + +<p>"Exactly so."</p> + +<p>"And to-morrow, then," continued the hussar, "I am to congratulate you +on the command of a company, and salute you as Captain Ernest +Walstein."</p> + +<p>The last speaker was Captain Christian Steinfort, an officer who had +seen some two years' service.</p> + +<p>"Ah! my boy!" continued he, twirling his jet black mustache, "your +uniform will be a passport to the smiles of the fair. But you already +seem to have made your way to the good graces of Madame Von Berlingen, +the rich widow who resides at this hotel."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_374" id="Page_374">[374]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Bah! she is forty," answered Ernest, carelessly.</p> + +<p>"But in fine preservation, and a beauty for all that," said Captain +Steinfort. "The Baron Von Dangerfeld was desperately in love with her; +but within a few days, the widow seems rather to have cut him. You are +the happy man, after all."</p> + +<p>"Undeceive yourself, my dear Christian," said Ernest, blushing; "I +have only flirted with the handsome widow. My hand is already engaged +to a charming girl, Meena Altenburg, the playmate of my infancy, +adopted and brought up by my good father. I am to marry her as soon as +I get my company."</p> + +<p>"And what is to support you, Captain Ernest?"</p> + +<p>"My pay, of course, and the income of the moderate dowry my father, +who is well enough off for a farmer, proposes to give his favorite. +So, you see my lot in life is settled."</p> + +<p>"Precisely so," replied the captain. "But since you are free this +evening, I engage you to pass it with me. Have you got any money about +you?"</p> + +<p>"A good deal. Besides the price of my company, which is safely stowed +away in bank notes in this breast pocket, I have a handful of ducats +about me, with which I propose purchasing some trinkets for my bride. +But I have a gold piece or two that I can spare, if——"</p> + +<p>"Poh! poh! I'm well enough provided," answered the captain. "You know +this is pay day. Come along."</p> + +<p>"But whither?"</p> + +<p>"You shall see."</p> + +<p>With these words, the captain thrust his arm within that of his +companion, and the pair walked off at a rapid rate. After passing +through several streets, Steinfort halted, and rang at the door of a +stately mansion. It was opened by<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_375" id="Page_375">[375]</a></span> a servant in handsome livery, and +the young gentlemen entered and went up stairs.</p> + +<p>Walstein soon found himself in a scene very different from any of +which he had ever dreamed of in his rustic and simple life upon his +father's farm. Around a large table, covered with cloth, were seated +more than a dozen persons of different ages, all so intent upon what +was going forward, that the captain and his friend took their seats +unnoticed. At the head of the table sat a man in a gray wig, with a +pair of green spectacles upon his nose, before whom lay a pile of +gold, and who was busily engaged in paying and receiving money, and in +giving an impetus to a small ivory ball, which spun at intervals its +appointed course. Walstein soon learned that this was a +<i>rouge-et-noir</i> table. The gentleman in the gray wig was the banker.</p> + +<p>"Make your game, gentlemen," said this individual, "while the ball +spins. Your luck's as good as mine. It's all luck, gentlemen, at +rouge-et-noir. Rouge-et-noir, gentlemen, the finest in all the world. +Black wins; it's yours, sir—twenty ducats, and you've doubled it. +Make your game—black or red."</p> + +<p>"Try your fortune, Ernest," said the captain. Ernest mechanically put +down a few ducats on the red.</p> + +<p>"Red wins," said the banker, in the same monotonous tone. "Make your +game, gentlemen, while the ball rolls."</p> + +<p>Why need we follow the fortunes of Ernest on this fatal evening, as he +yielded, step by step, to the seduction to which he was now exposed +for the first time in his life? Long after Steinfort left the gambling +house, he continued to play. His luck turned. He had soon lost all his +winnings, and the money set apart for his bridal presents. Still the +ball rolled, and he continued to stake. He had broken the package of +bank notes, the money he had re<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_376" id="Page_376">[376]</a></span>ceived from his father for the +purchase of his commission; and though he saw bill after bill swept +away before his eyes, he continued to play, in the desperate hope of +winning back his losses. At length his last ducat was gone. He rose +and left the room, the last words ringing in his ears being,—</p> + +<p>"Make your game, gentlemen, while the ball rolls."</p> + +<p>Despairing and heart-stricken, the young man sought his hotel and his +chamber. On the staircase he encountered Madame Von Berlingen, but he +saw her not. His eyes were glazed. He did not notice or return her +salutation. He threw himself upon his bed without undressing, and +towards morning fell into an unrefreshing and dream-peopled slumber.</p> + +<p>When he arose, late the next day, he looked at himself in the glass, +but scarcely recognized his own face, so changed was he by the mental +agonies he had undergone. When he had paid some little attention to +his toilet, he received a message from Madame Von Berlingen, +requesting the favor of an interview in her apartments. He +mechanically obeyed the summons, though ill fitted to sustain a +conversation with a lady.</p> + +<p>The widow requested him to be seated.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Walstein," said she, with a smile, "you are growing very +ungallant. I met you last night upon the staircase; but though I spoke +to you, you had not a word or a nod for me."</p> + +<p>"Last night, madam," answered the unfortunate young man, "I was beside +myself. O madam, if you knew all!"</p> + +<p>"I do know all," replied the lady.</p> + +<p>"What! that I had been gambling—that I had thrown away—yes, those +are the words—every ducat of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_377" id="Page_377">[377]</a></span> money my poor father furnished me +with to purchase my commission?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, I know all that. But the loss is not irreparable."</p> + +<p>"Pardon me, madam. My father, though reputed wealthy, is unable to +furnish me with a similar sum, even if I were base enough to accept it +at his hands."</p> + +<p>"But if some friend were to step forward."</p> + +<p>"Alas! I know none."</p> + +<p>"Mr. Walstein," said the lady, "I am rich. A loan of the requisite +amount would not affect me in the least."</p> + +<p>"O madam!" cried the young man, "if you would indeed save me by such +generosity, you would be an angel of mercy."</p> + +<p>"What is the amount of your loss?" inquired the lady, calmly, as she +unlocked her desk.</p> + +<p>"Three thousand ducats," answered Ernest. "But I can give you no +security for the payment."</p> + +<p>"Your note of hand is sufficient," said the lady, handing the young +man a package of notes. "Please to count those, and see if the sum is +correct. Here are writing materials."</p> + +<p>Ernest did as he was bid—counted the money, and then sat down at the +desk.</p> + +<p>"Write at my dictation," said the lady.</p> + +<p>Ernest took up a pen and commenced.</p> + +<p>"The date," said the lady.</p> + +<p>Ernest wrote it.</p> + +<p>"Received of Anna Von Berlingen the sum of three thousand ducats."</p> + +<p>Ernest wrote and repeated, "three thousand ducats."</p> + +<p>"In consideration whereof, I promise to marry the aforesaid Anna Von +Berlingen."</p> + +<p>"To marry you?" exclaimed Ernest.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_378" id="Page_378">[378]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Ay—to marry me!" said the lady. "Am I deformed—am I ugly—am I +poor?"</p> + +<p>"I cannot do it—you know not the reason that induces me to refuse."</p> + +<p>"Then go home to your father and confess your guilt."</p> + +<p>Ernest reflected a few moments. He could not go home to his father +with the frightful tale. It was a question between suicide and +marriage—he signed the paper.</p> + +<p>"Now then, baron," said the widow to herself, as she carefully secured +the promise, "you cannot say that you broke the heart of Anna by your +cruelty. Take the money, Ernest," she added aloud; "go and purchase +your commission."</p> + +<p>Ernest obeyed. His dreams of yesterday morning had all been dissipated +by his own act; he felt a degraded and broken-spirited criminal. He +had sold himself for gold.</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3> + + +<p>"Here comes Captain Ernest!" cried a youthful voice. And a beautiful, +blue-eyed girl of nineteen stood at the garden gate of a pretty farm +house, watching the approach of a horseman, who, gayly attired in a +hussar uniform, was galloping up the road. At her shout of delight, a +sturdy old gray-haired man came forth and stood beside her.</p> + +<p>"Captain Ernest!" he repeated. "That sounds well. When I was of his +age, I only carried a musket in the ranks. I never dreamed then that a +son of mine could ever aspire to the epaulet."</p> + +<p>Ernest, waving his hand to Meena Altenburg and his father, rode past +them to the stable, where he left his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_379" id="Page_379">[379]</a></span> horse. He then rushed into the +farm house where his father met him.</p> + +<p>"What is the meaning of this, boy?" he said. "How wild and haggard you +look! And you have avoided Meena—and this, too, upon your wedding +day."</p> + +<p>"My wedding day—O Heavens! I shall die," said the young man, sinking +into a seat.</p> + +<p>As soon as he could collect himself, he told his father that he could +not marry Meena, and the reason—he had pledged himself to another. +The old man, who was the soul of honor, burst forth in violent +imprecations, and drove him from his presence. As he left the house, +the unfortunate young man encountered a person whom he at once +recognized as the Baron Von Dangerfeld, the reputed suitor of Madame +Von Berlingen.</p> + +<p>"I have been looking for you, Captain Walstein," said the baron, +sternly.</p> + +<p>"And you have found me," answered the young man, shortly.</p> + +<p>"Yes—and I thank Heaven you wear that uniform. It entitles you to +meet a German noble, and answer for your conduct."</p> + +<p>"I am answerable for my conduct to no living man," retorted Ernest.</p> + +<p>"You wear a sword."</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"Very well—if you refuse to give satisfaction for the injury you have +done me, in robbing me of my mistress, I will proclaim you a coward in +the presence of the regiment upon parade."</p> + +<p>"O, make yourself easy on that score, baron," answered Ernest. "Life +is of too little worth for me to think of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_380" id="Page_380">[380]</a></span> shielding it. If you will +step with me into the shadow of yonder grove, we can soon regulate our +accounts."</p> + +<p>The two men walked silently to the appointed spot, and without any +preliminary, drew their swords and engaged in combat. The struggle was +not of long duration, for Ernest wounded his adversary in the sword +arm, and disarmed him.</p> + +<p>"Are you satisfied?" he asked.</p> + +<p>"I must be so for the present," replied the baron, sullenly. "When I +recover, you shall hear from me again."</p> + +<p>"As you please," said Ernest, coldly. "In the mean time, suffer me to +bind up your arm."</p> + +<p>The young man bandaged the wound of his adversary, and as he faltered +from the loss of blood, led him towards the farm house. As they +approached it, two ladies advanced to meet them—one of them was +Meena, the other Madame Von Berlingen.</p> + +<p>"Dangerfeld wounded!" cried the latter, bursting into tears—"O, I +have been the cause of this: forgive me—forgive me, Dangerfeld, or +you will kill me."</p> + +<p>"You forget, madame, that you belong to another."</p> + +<p>"I am yours only—I can never love another. Nor does the person you +allude to," added the lady, turning to Ernest, "cherish any attachment +to me."</p> + +<p>"My only feeling for you, madame," said Ernest, with meaning, "would +be gratitude, were a certain paper destroyed."</p> + +<p>"What is the meaning of all this?" asked the father of Ernest, coming +forward.</p> + +<p>"It means," said Ernest, tearing to atoms the promissory note he +received from the widow's hands, "that I had very ugly dreams last +night—I dreamed that I played at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_381" id="Page_381">[381]</a></span> rouge-et-noir, and lost all the +money you gave me to purchase my commission with, and then that I made +up the loss by promising——"</p> + +<p>"Hush!" said the widow, laying her finger on her lips.</p> + +<p>"Then it was all a dream," said the old man.</p> + +<p>"Look at my uniform," replied the captain.</p> + +<p>"And what did you mean in the story you told me just now?" asked the +old man.</p> + +<p>"Forget it, father," said Ernest. "Dear Meena, look up, my love. It is +our wedding day; and if you do but smile, I'm the happiest dog that +wears a sabre and a doliman."</p> + +<p>That very day two weddings were celebrated in the farm house, those of +Captain Ernest Walstein with the Fraulein Meena Altenburg, and Baron +Von Dangerfeld with the yet beautiful and wealthy widow. The captain +never tried his luck again at any <span class="smcap">GAME OF CHANCE</span>. </p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_382" id="Page_382">[382]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_SOLDIERS_SON" id="THE_SOLDIERS_SON"></a>THE SOLDIER'S SON.</h2> + + +<p>Many, many years ago, at the close of a sultry summer's day, a man of +middle age was slowly toiling up a hill in the environs of the +pleasant village of Aumont, a small town in the south of France. The +wayfarer was clad in the habiliments of a private of the infantry of +the line; that is to say, he wore a long-skirted, blue coat, faced +with red, much soiled and stained; kerseymere breeches that were once +white, met at the knee by tattered gaiters of black cloth, an old +battered chapeau, and a haversack, which he carried slung over his +right shoulder, on a sheathed sabre. From time to time, he paused and +wiped the heavy drops of perspiration that gathered constantly upon +his forehead.</p> + +<p>"Courage, François, courage," said the soldier to himself; "a few +paces more, and you will reach home. Ah, this is sufficiently +fatiguing, but nothing to the sands of Egypt. May Heaven preserve my +eyesight long enough to see my home—my wife—my brave boy Victor, +once more! Grant me but that, kind Heaven, and I think I will repine +at nothing that may happen further."</p> + +<p>It will be seen from the above, that François Bertrand belonged to the +army which had recently covered itself with glory in the Egyptian +campaign, under the command of General Bonaparte, a name already +famous in military annals. He had fought like a hero in the battle of +the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_383" id="Page_383">[383]</a></span> Pyramids, when the squares of the French infantry repulsed the +brilliant cavalry of Murad Bey, and destroyed the flower of the +Mamelukes by the deadly fire of their musketry. Wounded in that +memorable battle, he was afterwards attacked by the ophthalmia of the +country; but his eyesight, though impaired, was not yet utterly +destroyed. Honorably discharged, he had just arrived at Marseilles, +from Egypt, and was now on his way home, eager to be folded in the +arms of his beloved wife and his young son. So the soldier toiled +bravely up the hill, for he knew that the white walls of his cottage +and the foliage of his little vineyard would be visible in the valley +commanded by the summit.</p> + +<p>At length he reached the brow of the hill, and gazed eagerly in the +direction of his humble home; but O, agony, it was gone! In its place, +a heap of blackened ruins lay smouldering in the sunlight that seemed +to mock its desolation. Fatigue—weakness—were instantly forgotten, +and the soldier rushed down the brow of the hill to the scene of the +disaster. At the gate of his vineyard, he was met by little Victor, a +boy of ten.</p> + +<p>"A soldier!" cried the boy, who did not recognize his father. "O sir, +you come back from the wars, don't you? Perhaps you can tell me +something about my poor papa?"</p> + +<p>"Victor, my boy, my dear boy! don't you know me?" cried the poor +soldier; and he strained his son convulsively in his arms.</p> + +<p>"O, I know you now, my dear, dear papa," said the boy, sobbing. "I +knew you by the voice—but how changed you are! Why, your mustaches +are turned gray."</p> + +<p>"Victor, Victor, where is your mother?" gasped the soldier.</p> + +<p>"Poor mamma!" said the boy.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_384" id="Page_384">[384]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Speak—I charge you, boy."</p> + +<p>"She is dead."</p> + +<p>"Dead!" François fell to the ground as if a bullet had passed through +his brain. When he recovered his senses, he saw Victor kneeling beside +him, and bathing his head with cold water, which he had brought in his +hat from a neighboring spring. In a few words, the child told him +their cottage had taken fire in the night, and been burned to the +ground, and his mother had perished in the flames.</p> + +<p>A kind cottager soon made his appearance, and conducted the +unfortunate father and son to his humble cabin. Here they passed the +night and one or two days following. During that time, François +Bertrand neither ate nor slept, but wept over his misfortune with an +agony that refused all consolation. On the third day only he regained +his composure; but it was only to be conscious of a new and +overwhelming misfortune. His eyesight was gone. The agony of mind he +had suffered, and the tears he had shed, had completed the ravages of +his disorder.</p> + +<p>"Where are you, Victor?" said the soldier.</p> + +<p>"Here, by your side, father; don't you see me?"</p> + +<p>"Alas! no, my boy. I can see nothing. Give me your little hand. Your +poor father is blind."</p> + +<p>The agonizing sobs of the boy told him how keenly he appreciated his +father's misfortune.</p> + +<p>"Dry your eyes, Victor;" said the soldier. "Remember the instructions +of your poor mother, how she taught you to submit with resignation to +all the sufferings that Providence sees fit to inflict upon us in this +world of sorrow. Henceforth you must see for both of us; you will be +my eyes, my boy."</p> + +<p>"Yes, father; and I will work for you and support you."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_385" id="Page_385">[385]</a></span></p> + +<p>"You are too young and delicate, Victor. We must beg our bread."</p> + +<p>"<i>Beg</i>, father?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, you shall guide my footsteps. There are good people in the world +who will pity my infirmities and your youth. When they see my ragged +uniform, they will say, 'There is one of the braves who upheld the +honor of France upon the burning sands of Egypt,' and they will not +fail to drop a few sous into the old soldier's hat. Come, Victor, we +must march. We have been too long a burden on our poor neighbor. +<i>Courage, mon enfant, le bon temps viendra.</i>"</p> + +<p>And so the boy and his father set forth upon their wanderings. Neither +asked alms; but when seated by the roadside, under the shadow of an +overhanging tree, the passer-by would halt, and bestow a small sum +upon the worn and blind soldier. Victor was devoted to his father, and +Heaven smiled upon his filial affection. Though denied the society and +sports so dear to his youth, he was always cheerful and happy in the +accomplishment of his task. Often did his innocent gayety beguile his +father into a temporary forgetfulness of his sufferings. Then he would +place his hand upon the boy's head, and stroking his soft, curling +locks, smile sweetly as his sightless eyes were turned towards him, +and commence some stirring narrative of military adventure.</p> + +<p>In this way, days, weeks, months, and even years rolled by. They were +every where well received and kindly treated; and all their physical +wants were supplied. But the old soldier often sighed to think of the +burden his misfortunes imposed upon his boy, and of his wearing out +his young life without congenial companionship, without in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_386" id="Page_386">[386]</a></span>struction, +without a future beyond the life of a mendicant. He often prayed in +secret that death might liberate, his little guide from his voluntary +service.</p> + +<p>One day, François was seated alone on a stone by the roadside, Victor +having gone to the neighboring village on an errand, when he suddenly +heard a carriage stop beside him. The occupant, a man of middle age, +alighted, and approached the soldier.</p> + +<p>"Your name," said the stranger, "is, I think, François Bertrand."</p> + +<p>"The same."</p> + +<p>"A soldier of the army of Egypt?"</p> + +<p>"Yes."</p> + +<p>"And that pretty boy who guides you is your son?"</p> + +<p>"He is—Heaven bless him!"</p> + +<p>"Amen! But has it never occurred to you, my friend, that you are doing +him great injustice in keeping him by you at an age when he ought to +be getting an education to enable him to push his way in the world?"</p> + +<p>"Alas! sir, I have often thought of it. But what could supply his +place? and then, who would befriend and educate him?"</p> + +<p>"His place might be supplied by a dog—and for his protector, I, +myself, who have no son, should be glad to adopt and educate him."</p> + +<p>His son's place supplied by a dog! The thought was agony. And to part +with Victor! The idea was as cruel as death itself. The old soldier +was silent.</p> + +<p>"You are silent, my friend. Has my offer offended you?"</p> + +<p>"No sir—no. But you will pardon a father's feelings."</p> + +<p>"I respect them—and I do not wish to hurry you. Take a day to think +of my proposition, and to inform your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_387" id="Page_387">[387]</a></span>self respecting my character and +position. I am a merchant. My name is Eugene Marmont, and I reside at +No. 17 Rue St. Honoré, Paris. I will meet you at this spot to-morrow +at the same hour, and shall then expect an answer. <i>Au revoir.</i>" He +placed a golden louis in the hand of the soldier, and departed.</p> + +<p>A little reflection convinced Bertrand that it was his duty to accept +the merchant's offer. But cruel as was the task of reconciling himself +to parting with his son, that of inducing Victor to acquiesce in the +arrangement was yet more difficult. It required the exercise of +authority to sever the ties that bound the son to the father. But it +was done—Victor resigned his task to a little dog that was procured +by the merchant, and after an agonizing farewell was whirled away in +Marmont's carriage.</p> + +<p>Years passed on. Victor outstripped all his companions at school, and +stood at the head of the military academy; for he was striving to win +a name and fortune for his father. The good Marmont, from time to +time, endeavored to obtain tidings of the soldier; but the latter had +purposely changed his usual route, and, satisfied that his son was in +good hands, felt a sort of pride in not intruding his poverty and +misfortunes on the notice of Victor's new companions. The boy, +himself, was much distressed at not seeing or hearing from his father; +but he kept struggling on, saying to himself, "<i>Courage, Victor—le +bon temps viendra</i>—the good time will come."</p> + +<p>On the death of Marmont, he entered the army as a sub-lieutenant, and +fought his way up to a captaincy under the eye of the emperor. At the +close of a brilliant campaign he was invited to pass a few weeks at +the chateau of a general officer named Duvivier, a few leagues from +Paris. The company there was brilliant, composed of all that was most<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_388" id="Page_388">[388]</a></span> +beautiful, talented, and distinguished in the circle in which the +general moved. But the "star of that goodly company" was Julie +Duvivier, the youthful and accomplished daughter of the general. Many +distinguished suitors contended for the honor of her hand; but the +moment Victor appeared, they felt they had a formidable rival. The +belle of the chateau could not help showing her decided preference for +him, though, with a modesty and delicacy natural to his position, he +refrained from making any decided advances.</p> + +<p>One night, however, transported beyond himself by passion, he betrayed +the secret of his heart to Julie, as he led her to her seat after an +intoxicating waltz. The reception of his almost involuntary avowal was +such as to convince him that his affection was returned. But he felt +that he had done wrong—and a high sense of honor induced the young +soldier immediately to seek the general, and make him a party to his +wishes.</p> + +<p>He found him alone in the embrasure of a window that opened on the +garden of the chateau.</p> + +<p>"General," said he, with military frankness, "I love your daughter."</p> + +<p>The general started, and cast a glance of displeasure on the young +man.</p> + +<p>"I know you but slightly, Captain Bertrand," he answered, "but you are +aware that the man who marries my daughter must be able to give her +her true position in society. Show me the proofs of your nobility and +wealth, and I will entertain your proposition."</p> + +<p>"Alas!" answered the young soldier in a faltering voice, "I feel that +I have erred—pity me—forgive me—I was led astray by a passion too +strong to be controlled. I have no name—and my fortune is my sword."</p> + +<p>The general bowed coldly, and the young soldier passed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_389" id="Page_389">[389]</a></span> out into the +garden. It was a brilliant moonlight evening. Every object was defined +as clearly as if illuminated by the sun's rays. Removing his chapeau, +that the night air might cool his fevered brow, he was about to take +his favorite seat beside the fountain where he had passed many hours +in weaving bright visions of the future, when he perceived that it was +already occupied. An old man in a faded military uniform sat there, +with a little dog lying at his feet. One glance was sufficient—the +next instant Victor folded his father in his arms.</p> + +<p>"Father!" "My boy!" The words were interrupted by convulsive sobs.</p> + +<p>After the first passionate greeting was over, the old man passed his +hand over his son's dress, and a smile of joy was revealed by the +bright moonbeams.</p> + +<p>"A soldier! I thought I heard the clatter of your sabre," said the old +man. "Where did you get these epaulets?"</p> + +<p>"At Austerlitz, father—they were given me by the emperor."</p> + +<p>"Long live the emperor!" said the old man. "He never forgets his +children."</p> + +<p>"No, father. For when he gave me my commission, he said, thoughtfully, +'Bertrand! your name is familiar.' 'Yes, sire—my father served under +the tricolor.' 'I remember—he was one of my old Egyptians.' And +then—father—then he gave me the cross of the legion—and told me, +when I found you, to affix it to your breast in his name."</p> + +<p>"It is almost too much!" sighed the old soldier, as the young officer +produced the cross and attached it to his father's breast.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_390" id="Page_390">[390]</a></span></p> + +<p>"And now," said the young man, "give me your hand as of old, dear +father, and let me lead you."</p> + +<p>"Whither?"</p> + +<p>"Into the saloon of the chateau, to present you to General Duvivier +and his guests."</p> + +<p>"What! in my rags! before all that grand company?"</p> + +<p>"Why not, father? The ragged uniform of a brave soldier who bears the +cross of honor on his breast is the proudest decoration in the world. +Come, father."</p> + +<p>Leading his blind father, young Bertrand reëntered the saloon he had +so lately left, and went directly to the general, who was standing, +surrounded by his glittering staff.</p> + +<p>"General," said he, "<i>here</i> is my title of nobility—my father is all +the wealth I possess in the world."</p> + +<p>Tears started to the general's eyes, and he shook the old soldier +warmly by the hand. Then beckoning to Julie, he led her to Victor, and +placed her trembling hand in his.</p> + +<p>"Let this dear girl," said he, "make amends for my coldness a moment +since. A son so noble hearted is worthy of all happiness."</p> + +<p>In a word, Captain, afterwards Colonel, Bertrand married the general's +daughter, and the happiness of their fireside was completed by the +constant presence of the good old soldier, to whose self-denial Victor +owed his honors and domestic bliss.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_391" id="Page_391">[391]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="TAKING_CHARGE_OF_A_LADY" id="TAKING_CHARGE_OF_A_LADY"></a>TAKING CHARGE OF A LADY.</h2> + + +<p>The steamer Ben Franklin—it was many years ago, reader—was just on +the point of leaving her dock at Providence, when a slender, pale +young man, with sandy whiskers and green eyes, who had just safely +stowed away his valise, honorably paid his fare, and purchased a +supper ticket, and now stood on the upper deck, leaning on his blue +cotton umbrella in a mild attitude of contemplation, was accosted by a +benevolent-looking old gentleman, in gold-bowed spectacles, upon whose +left arm hung a feminine, in a bright mazarine blue broadcloth +travelling habit, with a gold watch at her waist, and a green veil +over her face, with the (to a timid young man) startling question +of,—</p> + +<p>"Pray, sir, will you be so kind as to take charge of a lady?"</p> + +<p>The slender young man with the blue cotton umbrella blushed up to the +roots of his sandy hair, but he bowed deeply and affirmatively.</p> + +<p>"We were disappointed in not meeting a friend, sir," continued the +benevolent-looking old gentleman, "and so I had to trust to chance for +finding an escort to Fanny. Only as far as New York, sir; my daughter +will give you very little trouble. She's a strong-minded, independent +woman, sir, and abundantly able to take care of herself; but I don't +like the idea of ladies travelling alone. If the boat sinks,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_392" id="Page_392">[392]</a></span> sir, +she's abundantly able to swim ashore. Good by, Fanny."</p> + +<p>"Father," said the lady in the blue habit, in a deep and mellow +baritone,—rather a queer voice for a woman, though,—"a parting +salute!" She threw back her veil, displaying a pair of piercing black +eyes, kissed the paternal cheek, veiled the black eyes a moment with a +lace-bordered handkerchief, as her sire descended the gang plank,—his +exit being deprived of dignity by the sudden withdrawal of the +board,—and then placed her arm within that of the sandy-haired young +gentleman, and began walking him up and down the promenade deck.</p> + +<p>"Isn't this delightful?" said she. "O, what can exceed the pleasure of +travelling, when one has a sympathizing friend as a companion!" And +she rather pressed the arm of her companion. She was strong-handed as +well as strong-minded.</p> + +<p>Mr. Brown, for that was the name of the timid young gentleman with the +sandy hair and the blue cotton umbrella, was not particularly +susceptible, for he had already lost his heart to a sandy-haired young +lady, who resided in New York; and, besides, he didn't like +strong-minded women; so he asked, very unromantically, but sensibly, +if the happy parent of the lady in the blue habit had purchased her a +ticket.</p> + +<p>"I believe—I am certain that he did not," was the reply. "Father is +so forgetful!"</p> + +<p>"I'll do it myself then, ma'am—if you'll excuse me a moment. What +name?"</p> + +<p>"Brown," said the lady.</p> + +<p>"My own name!" cried the young man.</p> + +<p>"Is it possible?" cried the blue beauty. "What a coincidence! How +striking! charming!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_393" id="Page_393">[393]</a></span></p> + +<p>She made no offer of money, and Brown invested his own funds in a +passage and supper ticket.</p> + +<p>"You dear creature!" cried the lady, when he handed them to her, "you +are very attentive. But there was no necessity for this supper ticket. +I am the least eater in the world."</p> + +<p>She said nothing about the cost of the tickets; and how could Brown +broach the subject?</p> + +<p>"There's that bell, at last!" she cried, when the supper bell rang; +"do let's hurry down, Brown, for people are so rude and eager on board +steamboats, that unless you move quick you lose your chance."</p> + +<p>Brown was hurried along by his fair friend, and she struggled through +the crowd till she headed the column and got an excellent seat at the +table. Our sandy-haired friend had exalted opinions of the delicacy of +female appetites; he had never helped ladies at a ball, or seen them +in a pantry at luncheon time, and fancied they fed as lightly as +canary birds. He was rather glad to hear Fanny make that remark about +the supper ticket on the promenade deck. But now he found she could +eat. The cold drops of perspiration stood upon his forehead as he +watched the evidences of her voracity. She was helped four times, by +the captain, to beefsteak—no miniature slices either, but huge, broad +cubes of solid flesh. A dish of oysters attracted her eye, and she +gobbled them up every one. Toast and hot bread disappeared before her +ravenous appetite. Sponge and pound cake were despatched with fearful +celerity. She took up the attention of one particular nigger, and he +looked weary and collapsed when the supper was finished.</p> + +<p>Yet, after all this, Fanny paraded the deck, and had the heart to talk +about the "orbs of heaven," and Shelley, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_394" id="Page_394">[394]</a></span> Byron, and Tennyson, and +Ralph Waldo Emerson, and Fanny Ellsler, and Schiller. Brown was very +glad when she retired to the lady's cabin.</p> + +<p>The morning he rose late, purposely to avoid her till the boat touched +the wharf. He engaged a carriage and hunted up the lady's baggage; +fortunately there was not much of it. This done, he escorted her on +shore, and handed her into the coach.</p> + +<p>"Now, then," said the one-eyed driver,—he had recently lost his eye +in a fight, on the first night of his return from Blackwell's +Island,—"where away? Oyster House, Merrikin, or Globe?"</p> + +<p>"Where are you going, madam?" asked Brown.</p> + +<p>"Where are <i>you</i> going?" asked the lady.</p> + +<p>"To the American, ma'am."</p> + +<p>"What a coincidence!" exclaimed the lady, rolling up her black eyes.</p> + +<p>"American House, driver."</p> + +<p>"All right—in with you!" cried the one-eyed man, as he pitched Brown +headlong into the coach, slammed the rickety door on him, sprang to +his box, and lashed his sorry steeds into a gallop. In due time they +arrived, and a room was engaged for the lady, and one for her +cavalier.</p> + +<p>Brown went up town as soon as he had dressed, to see his sweetheart, +taking particular care to say nothing of his namesake, the fair Fanny.</p> + +<p>The next day he was promenading Broadway with Miss S., when he was +confronted, opposite St. Paul's, by a furious man, with black +whiskers, who halted directly in his path.</p> + +<p>"Do you call yourself Brown?" asked the furious man, furiously.</p> + +<p>"That's my name, sir," said the sandy-haired young gentleman, meekly.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_395" id="Page_395">[395]</a></span></p> + +<p>"It's <i>my</i> name, sir," shouted the furious man. "John Brown. Now you +know who I am. Do you know Mrs. Brown?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know," stammered the unfortunate young man with sandy hair.</p> + +<p>"Who did you come from Providence with? answer me that!" roared the +furious man, getting as black as his whiskers with apoplectic rage.</p> + +<p>"I—I took charge of a lady, certainly," stammered the guiltless but +confounded young man.</p> + +<p>"You took charge of Mrs. Brown, sir—Fanny Sophonisba Brown, sir, who +has left my bed and board without provocation, sir,—<i>vide</i> the +Providence papers, sir,—left me, sir, because I didn't approve of her +strong-minded goings on, sir, her woman's-rights meetings, sir, and +her nigger colonizations, sir, and her—but that's enough, sir."</p> + +<p>Here Miss Sumker, who was a mild, freckled-faced girl, dropped the arm +of her companion, and meekly sat down on a doorstep, and covered her +face with a handkerchief.</p> + +<p>"Mr. Brown, sir!" cried our poor young friend, finally plucking up a +spirit.</p> + +<p>"Go it, lemons!" shouted a listening drayman, as he hung over the +scene from one of his cart stakes.</p> + +<p>"Captain Brown," suggested the furious man, with smothered rage.</p> + +<p>"Well then, <i>Captain</i> Brown," said Brown, 2d., spitefully, "the lady +you allude to is a total stranger to me. She was put under my care by +a benevolent-looking old gentleman, with gold-bowed spectacles, and +she has already cost me ten dollars, money advanced on her account."</p> + +<p>"All persons are forbidden to trust the same, as I will pay no debts +of her contracting," said the furious man, with gleams of unmitigated +ferocity and savage exultation.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_396" id="Page_396">[396]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Then I'm done brown, that's all," said the young man, gloomily. "As +for Mrs. Fanny Sophonisba Brown, I never want to see her face again. +She is at the American House, and you can recover her by proving +property and paying charges. And, for my part, I hope I may be kicked +to death by grasshoppers if ever I take charge of a lady again."</p> + +<p>This was the largest speech, probably, that the sandy-haired young man +had ever made in his life. It was a regular "stunner," though. It +convinced Miss Sumker, who had for a moment thought of withdrawing the +light of her freckles from him forever, and who now hastened to +replace her arm in his; and it convinced Captain Brown, who became +suddenly as mild as moonbeams, shook his new acquaintance by the hand, +and declared him a "fine young fellow."</p> + +<p>But the drayman was disgusted at the affair ending without a fight, +and expressed his feelings, as he laid the lash across his horse, by +the single exclamation, "Pickles!" thereby insinuating that the +nauseous sweetness of the reconciliation required a strong dash of +acidity to neutralize its flavor.</p> + +<p>The captain regained his strong-minded wife, and our sandy-haired +friend went home with Miss Sumker, metamorphosed into Mrs. Brown, +having "taken charge" of her for life.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_397" id="Page_397">[397]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_NEW_YEARS_BELLS" id="THE_NEW_YEARS_BELLS"></a>THE NEW YEAR'S BELLS.</h2> + + +<p>How the wind blew on the evening of the 31st December, in the +year—but no matter for the date. It came roaring from the north, +fraught with the icy chillness of those hyperborean regions that are +lost to the sunlight for six months, the realm of ice-ribbed caverns, +and snow mountains heaped up above the horizon in the cold and +cheerless sky. On it came, that northern blast, howling and tearing, +and menacing with destruction every obstacle that crossed its path. It +dashed right through a gorge in the mountains, and twisted the arms of +the rock-rooted hemlock and the giant oak, as if they were the twigs +of saplings. Then it swept over the wild, waste meadows, rattling the +frozen sedge, and whirling into eddies the few dry leaves that +remained upon the surface of the earth. Next it invaded the principal +street of the quaint old village, and played the mischief with the +tall elms and the venerable buttonwoods that stood on either side like +sentinels guarding the highway. How the old gilt lion that swung from +the sign post of the tavern, hanging like a malefactor in irons, was +shaken and disturbed! Backwards and forwards the animal was tossed, +like a bark upon the ocean. Now he seemed as if about to turn a +somerset and circumnavigate the beam from which he hung, creaking and +groaning dismally all the while, like an unhappy soul in purgatory. +The loose shutters of the upper story of the tavern chat<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_398" id="Page_398">[398]</a></span>tered like +the teeth of a witch-ridden old crone. But cheerful fires of hickory +and maple were burning within doors; a merry group was gathered in the +old oak parlor, and little recked the guests of the elemental war +without. In fact, they knew nothing of it, till the driver of the +village stage coach, making his appearance with a few flakes of snow +on his snuff-colored surtout, announced, as he expanded his broad +hands to the genial blaze, that it was a "wild night out of doors."</p> + +<p>But on—on sped the wild wind, driving the snow flakes before it as a +victorious army sweeps away the routed skirmishers and outposts of the +enemy. Away went the night wind on its wild errand, reaching at last a +solitary cottage on the outskirts of the village. Here it revelled in +unwonted fury, ripping up the loose shingles from the moss-grown +rooftree, and forcing an entrance through many a yawning crevice.</p> + +<p>The scene within the cottage presented a strange and painful contrast +to the interior of most of the comfortable houses in the flourishing +village through which we have been hurrying on the wings of the cold +north wind. The room was scantily furnished. There were two or three +very old-fashioned, rickety, straw-bottomed chairs, an oaken stool or +two, and a pine table. The hour hand of a wooden clock on the mantel +piece pointed to eleven. A fire of chips and brushwood was smouldering +on the hearth. In one corner of the room, near the fireplace, on a +heap of straw, covered with a blanket, two little boys lay sleeping in +each other's arms. Crouched near the table, her features dimly lighted +by a tallow candle, sat a woman advanced in life, clad in faded but +cleanly garments, whose hollow cheeks and sunken eye told a painful +tale of sorrow and destitution. Those sad eyes were fixed anxiously +and imploringly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_399" id="Page_399">[399]</a></span> upon the stern, grim face of a hard-featured old man, +who, with hat pulled over his shaggy gray eyebrows, was standing, +resting on a stout staff, in the centre of the floor.</p> + +<p>"So, you haven't got any money for me," said the old man, in the +harshest of all possible voices.</p> + +<p>"Alas! no, Mr. Wurm—if I had I should have brought it to you long +ago," answered the poor woman. "I had raked and scraped a little +together—but the sickness of these poor children—poor William's +orphans—swept it all away—I haven't got a cent."</p> + +<p>"So much the worse for you, Mrs. Redman," answered the old man, +harshly. "I've been easy with you—I've waited and waited—trusting +your promises. I can't wait any longer. I want the money."</p> + +<p>"You want the money! Is it possible? Report speaks you rich."</p> + +<p>"It's false—false!" said the old man, bitterly. "I'm poor—I'm +pinched. Ask the townspeople how I live. Do I look like a rich man? +No, no! I tell you I want my dues—and I will have 'em."</p> + +<p>"I can't pay you," said the woman, sadly.</p> + +<p>"Then you must abide the consequences!"</p> + +<p>"What consequences?"</p> + +<p>"I've got an execution—that's all," said the hardhearted landlord.</p> + +<p>"An execution! what's that?"</p> + +<p>"A warrant to take all your goods."</p> + +<p>"My goods!" said the poor woman, looking round her with a melancholy +smile. "Why I have nothing but what few things you see in this room. +You surely wouldn't take those."</p> + +<p>"I'll take all I can get."</p> + +<p>"And leave me here with the bare walls."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_400" id="Page_400">[400]</a></span></p> + +<p>"No, no! you walk out of this to-morrow."</p> + +<p>"In the depth of winter! You cannot be so hardhearted."</p> + +<p>"We shall see that."</p> + +<p>"I care not for myself; but what is to become of these poor children?"</p> + +<p>"Send 'em to work in the factory."</p> + +<p>"But they are just recovering from sickness; they are too young to +work. O, where, where can we go?"</p> + +<p>"To the poorhouse," said the landlord, fiercely.</p> + +<p>The poor woman rose, and approaching the landlord's feet, fell upon +her knees, clasped her hands, and looked upward in his stern and +unrelenting face.</p> + +<p>"Israel Wurm," she said, "has your heart grown as hard as the nether +millstone? Have you forgotten the days of old lang syne? O, remember +that we were once prosperous and happy; remember that misfortune and +not sin has reduced me and mine to the deplorable state in which you +find us. Remember that my husband was your early friend—your +schoolfellow—your playmate. Remember that when he was rich and you +poor, he gave you from his plenty—freely—bountifully—not gave with +the expectation of a return; his gifts were bounties, not loans."</p> + +<p>"Therefore I owed him nothing," said the obdurate miser, turning away.</p> + +<p>"You shall hear me out," said the woman, starting to her feet. "I ask +for a further delay; I ask you to stay the hard hand of the law. You +profess to be a Christian; I demand justice and mercy in the name of +those sleeping innocents, my poor grandchildren, whose father is in +heaven. You <i>shall</i> be merciful."</p> + +<p>"Heyday!" exclaimed the miser; "this is fine talk, upon my word. You +<i>demand</i> justice, do you? Well, you shall<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_401" id="Page_401">[401]</a></span> have it. The law is on my +side, and I will carry it out to the letter."</p> + +<p>"Then," said the outraged woman, stretching forth her trembling hand, +"the curse of the widow and the orphan shall be upon you. Sleeping or +waking, it shall haunt you; and on your miserable death bed, when the +ugly shapes that throng about the pillow of the dying sinner shall +close around you, our malediction shall weigh like lead upon you, and +your palsied lips shall fail to articulate the impotent prayer for +that mercy to yourself which you denied to others. And now begone. +This house is mine to-night, at least. Afflict it no longer with your +presence. Go forth into the night; it is not darker than your +benighted soul, nor is the north wind one half so pitiless as you."</p> + +<p>With a bitter curse upon his lips, but trembling and dismayed in spite +of himself, Israel Wurm left the presence of the indignant victim of +his cruelty, and turned his footsteps in the direction of his home. +His <i>home</i>! It scarcely deserved the name. There was no fire there to +thaw his chilled and trembling frame—no light to gleam athwart the +darkness, and send forth its pilgrim rays to meet him and guide his +footsteps to his threshold. No wife, no children, waited eagerly his +return. It was the miser's home—dark, desolate, stern, and repulsive. +Its deep cellars, its thick walls held hidden stores of gold, and +notes, and bonds, but there were garnered up no treasures of the +heart.</p> + +<p>The miser's path lay through the churchyard, a desolate place enough +even in the gay noon of a midsummer day, now doubly repulsive in the +wild midnight of midwinter. The wall was ruinous. The black iron +gateway frowned, naked and ominous. The field of death was crowded +with headstones of slate, and innumerable mounds marked the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_402" id="Page_402">[402]</a></span> +resting-place of many generations. The snow was now gathering fast +over the dreary and desolate abode, as the miser stumbled along the +beaten pathway, bending against the blast and drift. A strange +numbness and drowsiness crept over him. He no longer felt the cold; an +uncontrollable desire of slumber possessed him. He sat down upon a +flat tombstone, and soon lost all consciousness of his actual +situation.</p> + +<p>Suddenly he saw before him the well-known figure of the old sexton of +the village, busily occupied in digging a grave. The winter had passed +away; it was now midsummer. The birds were singing in the trees, and +from the far green meadows sounded the low of cattle, and the tinkling +of sheep bells. Even the graveyard looked no longer desolate, for on +many of the little hillocks bright flowers were springing into bloom +and verdure, attesting the affection that outlived death, and +decorating with living bloom the precincts of decay.</p> + +<p>"My friend, for whom are you digging that grave?" asked Israel.</p> + +<p>The sexton looked up from his work, but did not seem to recognize the +spokesman.</p> + +<p>"For a man that died last night; he is to be buried to-day."</p> + +<p>"Methinks this haste is somewhat indecorous," said Israel Wurm.</p> + +<p>"O, for the matter of that," said the sexton, "the sooner this +fellow's out of the way the better. There's nobody to mourn for him."</p> + +<p>"Is he a pauper, then?"</p> + +<p>"O no! he was immensely rich."</p> + +<p>"And had he no relations—no friends?"</p> + +<p>"For relations, he had a nephew, who inherits all his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_403" id="Page_403">[403]</a></span> property. The +young dog will make the money fly, I tell you. As for friends, he had +none. The poor dreaded him—the good despised him; for he was a +hardhearted, selfish, griping man. In a word, he was a +<span class="smcap">miser</span>," said the sexton.</p> + +<p>"A miser," faltered the trembling dreamer; "what was his name?"</p> + +<p>"Israel Wurm," replied the sexton.</p> + +<p>Graveyard and sexton faded away; in their place arose a splendid grove +of trees—a clearing—a village school house. Two boys were sauntering +along the roadside, engaged in serious, childish talk. One was fair, +with golden locks; the other dark-haired and grave of aspect. Israel +started, for in the latter he recognized himself—a boy of fifty years +ago.</p> + +<p>"Israel," said the golden-haired boy, "it's 'lection day to-morrow; +we'll hire Browning's horse and chaise, and go to Boston, and have a +grand time on the Common, seeing all the shows."</p> + +<p>"You forget, Mark," said the dark-haired boy, sadly, "that I have no +money."</p> + +<p>"What of that?" replied the other; "I have a pocket full; and what's +mine is yours, you know. Come, cheer up, you'll one day he as rich as +I am; and then it will be your turn to treat, you know. I can afford +to be generous, and so would you be, if you had the means."</p> + +<p>Then the shadow passed from the face of the dark-haired boy, and a +smile lighted up his countenance, and the two schoolfellows passed on +their way together.</p> + +<p>Grove and school house passed away, melting into another scene like +one of the dissolving views. Israel stood before a huge illuminated +screen, in the midst of a gaping company of sight seers. He could see +nothing but a confused mass<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_404" id="Page_404">[404]</a></span> of heads, vaguely lighted by the rays +from that vast screen. It was some kind of an exhibition.</p> + +<p>"Now, ladies and gentlemen," said a strange voice issuing from the +darkness, "we shall show you the wonders of the oxy-hydrogen +microscope; natural objects magnified five thousand times. Look and +behold the proboscis of the common house fly."</p> + +<p>Israel gazed with the rest, and soon a huge object, resembling the +trunk of a monster elephant, appeared on the illuminated disk. It +passed away.</p> + +<p>"Now, ladies and gentlemen," said the voice, "look well to the +illuminated screen. What do you see now?"</p> + +<p>"Nothing!" was the universal and indignant answer.</p> + +<p>"I thought so," replied the voice. "Yet you have before you a miser's +soul magnified five thousand times; a million such would not produce +an image on the screen."</p> + +<p>The illuminated disk grew dark and disappeared; then a lurid light +seemed to fill all space; and soon huge billows of flames rolled +upward, and writhed and twisted together like a myriad of gigantic +serpents. Shrieks and howls of anguish issued from the fiery mass, but +above all was heard the startling clangor of a bell.</p> + +<p>"Halloo! who's this?" cried a voice that evidently issued from a set +of powerful human lungs. The miser felt himself roughly shaken by the +shoulder, and awoke.</p> + +<p>"What's the noise?—fire?" he asked; for the bell he had heard in his +dream now jarred upon his waking senses.</p> + +<p>"Fire! no!" said the man who had awakened him—the butcher of the +village. "It's the boys ringing in the new year. By the way, I wish +you a happy new year, Mr. Wurm."</p> + +<p>"A happy new year, Mr. Wurm," said the schoolmaster for he, too, was +present.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_405" id="Page_405">[405]</a></span></p> + +<p>"A happy new year," said Farmer Harrowby.</p> + +<p>"And a happy new year" chorused a dozen other voices. It was great fun +wishing a miser a happy new year.</p> + +<p>"Thank you, neighbors; I wish you a thousand," replied Israel, +cheerfully.</p> + +<p>"How came you asleep there?" asked Farmer Harrowby. "Why, you might +have perished in the drift."</p> + +<p>"I was overcome by drowsiness," answered Israel. "I was very cold; I'd +been to make a call on Widow Redman, and the poor soul was out of +wood. By the way, farmer, the first thing after sunrise, I want you to +be sure to gear up your ox team, and take a cord of your best hickory +and pitch pine to the widow."</p> + +<p>"And who'll pay me?" asked the farmer, doubtfully.</p> + +<p>"I will, to be sure," answered Israel. "Have not I got money enough? +Here—hold your hand;" and he put a handful of silver in the farmer's +honest palm. "And you, Mr. Wilkins," he added, addressing the butcher, +"take her the best turkey you've got, and half a pig, with my +compliments, and a happy new year to her."</p> + +<p>"And how about that execution?" asked the constable, who was round +with the rest, 'seeing the old year out and the new year in.'</p> + +<p>"Confound the execution! Don't let me hear another word about it," +said Israel, magnanimously. "And now, neighbors," he added, "I owe you +something for your good wishes; come along with me to the Golden Lion, +and I'll give you the best supper the tavern affords. Hurrah! New year +don't come but once in a twelvemonth."</p> + +<p>We will be bound that a merrier party never left a churchyard, even +after a funeral, nor a merrier set ever sat down to a festal board, +than that which gathered to greet the hospitality of Israel Wurm. In +the course of the even<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_406" id="Page_406">[406]</a></span>ing, an old Scotch gardener gave it as his +opinion that the "miser was <i>fey</i>." (When a man suddenly changes his +character, as when a spendthrift becomes saving, or a niggard +generous, the Scotch say that he is <i>fey</i>, and consider the change a +forerunner of sudden death.)</p> + +<p>"No, my friends," said Israel, overhearing the remark, "I am not +<i>fey</i>; and I mean to live a long while, Heaven willing, for I have +just learned that the true secret of enjoying life is to do good to +others. I had a dream to-night which has, I trust, made me a wiser and +better man. The miser lies buried in yonder churchyard; Israel Wurm, a +new man, has risen in his place; and as far as my means go, I intend +that this shall be a happy new year to every one of my acquaintances."</p> + +<p>Israel was as good as his word, and never relapsed into his old +habits. The widow and the orphan children were provided for by his +bounty; he gave liberally to every object of charity. Hospitals, +schools, and colleges were the recipients of his bounty; and when he +died, in the fulness of years, the blessings of old and young followed +him to his last resting-place in the old churchyard where he had +dreamed the mysterious dream, and been awakened to a better life by +the pealing of the <span class="smcap">New Year's Bells</span>.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_407" id="Page_407">[407]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_OLD_YEAR_AND_THE_NEW" id="THE_OLD_YEAR_AND_THE_NEW"></a>THE OLD YEAR AND THE NEW.</h2> + + +<p>"O, this is beautiful—beautiful indeed!" cried a young and silvery +voice, musical as fairy bells heard at midnight. "How white this snowy +drapery hangs upon the roofs of these bright palaces!" and the +speaker, a gay boy, danced trippingly along, following in the +footsteps of an old, gray-bearded man who was tottering before him.</p> + +<p>The old man turned. "You call that snowy drapery beautiful?" said he.</p> + +<p>"Yes—it is like the raiment of a bride," said the boy.</p> + +<p>"To me it seems a shroud thrown over the grave of buried hopes," +answered the old man.</p> + +<p>"But what are these joy bells ringing for?" said the boy.</p> + +<p>"For a death and for a birth!" replied the old man.</p> + +<p>"You speak riddles."</p> + +<p>"I speak truth. The same sounds have a different import to different +ears. To mine there is a death knell in these tremulous vibrations of +the air."</p> + +<p>"You are very old, father—and age has cankered you."</p> + +<p>"A twelvemonth since, young child of Time," replied the old man, "I +was like you."</p> + +<p>"A twelvemonth! Your back is bent, your locks are silvery, your voice +is tremulous. How is this?"</p> + +<p>"Wrinkles and gray hairs are the work of sorrows, not of years. Eyes +that are weary of the sight of suffering grow dim apace."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_408" id="Page_408">[408]</a></span></p> + +<p>"But hark!" said the youth. "Hear you not that music—the peals of +laughter that come from yonder illuminated house? It is a wedding +festival."</p> + +<p>"Yes," replied the old man, sadly. "A twelvemonth since, I heard the +same sounds in the same house. There was music and feasting—it was, +as now, a wedding festival. Where is the bride? Go to yonder +churchyard. You will find her name inscribed on a simple stone. If you +pass out of the city to the north, you will see some huge buildings of +brick, towering upon an eminence. If you linger by the garden wall you +will hear shrieks and curses, the howls of despair, the ravings of +hopeless lunacy. The husband is there—the victim of his own evil +passions—a raving maniac."</p> + +<p>"Away with these croaking reminiscences!" cried the younger voice. +"Let the music peal—let the dance go on. The wine is red within the +cup."</p> + +<p>"Yes—and the deadly serpent lurks below."</p> + +<p>"Then the world is all desolate!" cried the New Year.</p> + +<p>"No! there are green spots in the desert!" said the Old Year; "but +beware of deeming it all fairyland! But a little while and you will +follow me. But the end is not here—after Time, Eternity! There +suffering and sin are unknown. There each departed spirit, after +making the circuit of its appointed sphere, shall rise to a higher and +a higher, while boundless love and wisdom illuminate all, radiating +from a centre whose brightness no human senses can conceive."</p> + +<p>The old man was gone. The joyous bells had rung his requiem. The young +heir was enthroned—and with mingled hope and foreboding commenced the +reign of 1853.</p> +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Three Brides, Love in a Cottage, +and Other Tales, by Francis A. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Three Brides, Love in a Cottage, and Other Tales + +Author: Francis A. Durivage + +Release Date: February 3, 2006 [EBook #17669] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE THREE BRIDES, LOVE IN A *** + + + + +Produced by Barbara Tozier, Bill Tozier, Sankar Viswanathan, +and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at +http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + + + THE + + THREE BRIDES, + + LOVE IN A COTTAGE, + + AND + + OTHER TALES + + BY + + FRANCIS A. DURIVAGE. + + + + + + BOSTON: + SANBORN, CARTER, BAZIN & CO., + 25 & 29 CORNHILL. + + + + + +Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1853, by + +F.A. DURIVAGE, + +In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the District of +Massachusetts. + + + + +TO + +MY MOTHER, + +THE FIRST TO ENCOURAGE MY EFFORTS, + +AND THE MOST INDULGENT OF MY CRITICS, + +THIS VOLUME + +IS AFFECTIONATELY INSCRIBED. + + + + +PREFACE. + + +The volume here submitted to the public is composed of selections from +my contributions to the columns of the American press. The stories and +sketches were written, most of them, in the intervals of relaxation +from more serious labor and the daily business of life; and they would +be suffered to disappear in the Lethe that awaits old magazines and +newspapers, had not their extensive circulation, and the partial +judgment of friends,--for I must not omit the stereotyped plea of +scribblers,--flattered me that their collection in a permanent form +would not prove wholly unacceptable. Some of these articles were +published anonymously, or under the signature of "The Old 'Un," and +have enjoyed the honor of adoption by persons having no claim to their +paternity; and it seems time to call home and assemble these vagabond +children under the paternal wing. + +The materials for the tales were gathered from various sources: some +are purely imaginative, some authentic, not a few jotted down from +oral narrative, or derived from the vague remembrance of some old play +or adventure; but the form at least is my own, and that is about all +that a professional story-teller, gleaning his matter at random, can +generally lay claim to. + +Some of these sketches were originally published in the Boston "Olive +Branch," and many in Mr. Gleason's popular papers, the "Flag of Our +Union," and the "Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion." Others have +appeared in the "New York Mirror," the "American Monthly Magazine," +the New York "Spirit of the Times," the "Symbol," and other magazines +and papers. + +Should their perusal serve to beguile some hours of weariness and +illness, as their composition has done, I shall feel that my labor has +not been altogether vain; while the moderate success of this venture +will stimulate me to attempt something more worthy the attention of +the public. + +FRANCIS A. DURIVAGE. + + + + +TABLE OF CONTENTS. + + +THE GOLDSMITH'S DAUGHTER. + +PHILETUS POTTS. + +THE GONDOLIER. + +THE SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS. + +THE THREE BRIDES. + +CALIFORNIA SPECULATION. + +THE FRENCH GUARDSMAN. + +PERSONAL SATISFACTION. + +THE CASTLE ON THE RHINE. + +LOVE IN A COTTAGE. + +THE CAREER OF AN ARTIST. + +SOUVENIRS OF A RETIRED OYSTERMAN IN ILL HEALTH. + +THE NEW YEAR'S STOCKINGS. + +THE OBLIGING YOUNG MAN. + +EULALIE LASALLE. + +THE OLD CITY PUMP. + +THE TWO PORTRAITS. + +UNCLE OBED. + +THE CASKET OF JEWELS. + +ACTING CHARADES. + +THE GREEN CHAMBER. + +HE WASN'T A HORSE JOCKEY. + +FUNERAL SHADOWS. + +THE LATE ELIAS MUGGS. + +THE SOLDIER'S WIFE. + +A KISS ON DEMAND. + +THE RIFLE SHOT. + +THE WATER CURE. + +THE COSSACK. + +MARRIED FOR MONEY. + +THE EMIGRANT SHIP. + +THE LAST OF THE STAGE COACHES. + +THE SEXTON OF ST. HUBERT'S. + +JACK WITHERS. + +THE SILVER HAMMER. + +THE CHRIST CHURCH CHIMES. + +THE POLISH SLAVE. + +OBEYING ORDERS. + +THE DEACON'S HORSE. + +THE CONTRABANDISTA. + +THE STAGE-STRUCK GENTLEMAN. + +THE DIAMOND STAR. + +THE GAME OF CHANCE. + +THE SOLDIER'S SON. + +TAKING CHARGE OF A LADY. + +THE NEW YEAR'S BELLS. + +THE OLD YEAR AND THE NEW. + + + + +THE GOLDSMITH'S DAUGHTER. + +A LEGEND OF MADRID. + + +Many, many years ago, in those "good old times" so much bepraised by +antiquaries and the _laudatores temporis acti_,--the good old times, +that is to say, of the holy office, of those magnificent _autos_ when +the smell of roasted heretics was as sweet a savor in the nostrils of +the faithful, as that of Quakers done remarkably brown was to our +godly Puritan ancestors,--there dwelt in the royal city of Madrid a +wealthy goldsmith by the name of Antonio Perez, whose family--having +lost his wife--consisted of a lovely daughter, named Magdalena, and a +less beautiful but still charming niece, Juanita. The housekeeping and +the care of the girls were committed to a starched old duenna, Donna +Margarita, whose vinegar aspect and sharp tongue might well keep at a +distance the boldest gallants of the court and camp. For the rest, +some half dozen workmen and servitors, and a couple of stout Asturian +serving wenches made up the establishment of the wealthy artisan. As +the chief care of the latter was to accumulate treasure, his family, +while they were denied no comfort, were debarred from luxury, and, +perhaps, fared the better from this very frugality of the master. Yet +in the stable, which occupied a portion of the basement story of his +residence,--the other half being devoted to the _almacen_, or +store,--there were a couple of long-tailed Flemish mares, and a +heavy, lumbering chariot; and in the rear of the house a garden, +enclosed on three sides with a stone wall, and comprising arbors, a +fountain, and a choice variety of fruits and flowers. + +One evening, the goldsmith's daughter and her cousin sat in their +apartment, on the second story, peeping out through the closed +"jalousies," or blinds, into the twilight street, haply on the watch +for some gallant cavalier, whose horsemanship and costume they might +admire or criticize. Seeing nothing there, however, to attract their +attention, they turned to each other. + +"Juanita," said the goldsmith's daughter, "I believe I have secured an +admirer." + +"An admirer!" exclaimed the pretty cousin. "If your father and dame +Margarita didn't keep us cooped here like a pair of pigeons, we should +have, at least, twenty apiece. But what manner of man is this +phoenix of yours? Is he tall? Has he black eyes, or blue? Is he +courtier or soldier?" + +"He is tall," replied Magdalena, smiling; "but for his favor, or the +color of his eyes, or quality, I cannot answer. His face and figure +shrouded in a cloak, his _sombrero_ pulled down over his eyes, he +takes up his station against a pillar of the church whenever I go to +San Ildefonso with my duenna, and watches me till mass is ended. I +have caught him following our footsteps. But be he gentle or simple, +fair or dark, I know not." + +"A very mysterious character!" cried Juanita, laughing, "like unto the +bravo of some Italian tale. Jesu Maria!" she exclaimed, springing to +the window, "what goodly cavalier rides hither? His mantle is of +three-pile velvet, and he wears golden spurs upon his heels. And with +what a grace he sits and manages his fiery genet! Pray Heaven your +suitor be as goodly a cavalier." + +Magdalena gazed forth upon the horseman, and her heart silently +confessed that the praises of her cousin were well bestowed. As the +cavalier approached the goldsmith's house, he checked the impatient +speed of his horse, and gazed upward earnestly at the window where the +young girls sat. + +"Magdalena!" cried the mischievous Juanita, "old Margarita is not here +to document us, and I declare your beauty shall have one chance." As +she spoke she threw open the blind, and exposed her lovely and +blushing cousin to the gaze of the cavalier. + +Ardently and admiringly he gazed upon her dark and faultless features, +and then raising his plumed hat, bowed to his very saddle bow, and +rode on, but turned, ever and anon, till he was lost in the distance +and gradual darkening of the street. + +"Mutual admiration!" cried the gay Juanita, clapping her hands. "Thank +me for the stratagem. Yon cavalier is, without a doubt, the mysterious +admirer of San Ildefonso." + +Don Julio Montero--for that was the name of the cavalier--returned +again beneath the casement, and again saw Magdalena. He also made some +purchases of the old goldsmith, and managed to speak a word with his +fair daughter in the shop; and in spite of the duenna, billets were +exchanged between the parties. The very secrecy with which this little +intrigue was managed, the mystery of it, influenced the imagination of +Magdalena and increased the violence of her attachment, and loving +with all the fervor of her meridian nature, she felt that any +disappointment would be her death. + +One evening, as her secret suitor was passing along a narrow and +unfrequent street, a light touch was laid upon his shoulder, and +turning, he perceived a tall figure, muffled in a long, dark cloak. + +"Senor Montero," said the stranger, "one word with you." And then, +observing that he hesitated, he threw open his cloak, and added, "Nay, +senor, suspect not that my purpose is unfriendly; you see I have no +arms, while you wear both rapier and dagger. I merely wish to say a +few words on a matter of deep import to yourself." + +"Your name, senor," replied the other, "methinks should precede any +communication you have to make me, would you secure my confidence." + +"My name, senor, I cannot disclose." + +"Umph! a somewhat strange adventure!" muttered the young cavalier. +"However, friend, since such you purport to be, say your say, and that +right briefly, for I have affairs of urgency on my hands." + +"Briefly, then, senor. You have cast your eyes on the daughter of +Antonio Perez, the rich goldsmith?" + +"That is my affair, methinks," replied the cavalier, haughtily. "By +what right do you interfere with it? Are you brother or relative of +the fair Magdalena?" + +"Neither, senor; but I take a deep interest in your affairs; and I +warn you, if your heart be not irretrievably involved, to withdraw +from the prosecution of your addresses. To my certain knowledge, +Magdalena is beloved by another." + +"What of that, man? A fair field and no favor, is all I ask." + +"But what if _she_ loves another?" + +"Ha!" exclaimed the cavalier. "Can she be sporting with me?--playing +the coquette? But no! I will not believe it, at least upon the say so +of a stranger. I must have proofs." + +"Pray, senor, have you never observed upon the lady's fair arm a +turquoise bracelet?" + +"Yea, have I," replied the cavalier; "by the same token that she has +promised it to me as a _gage d'amour_." + +"Do you recognize the bracelet?" cried the stranger, holding up, as he +spoke, the ornament in question. "Or, if that convince you not, do you +recognize this tress of raven hair--this bouquet that she wore upon +her bosom yesternight?" + +"That I gave her myself!" cried the cavalier. "By Heaven! she has +proved false to me. But I must know," he added, fiercely, "who thou +art ere thou goest hence. I must have thy secret, if I force it from +thee at the dagger's point. Who art thou? speak!" + +"Prithee, senor, press me not," said the stranger, drawing his cloak +yet closer about him, and retreating a pace or two. + +"Who art thou?" cried the cavalier, menacingly, and striding forward +as the other receded. + +"One whose name breathed in thine ear," replied the other, "would +curdle thy young blood with horror." + +Julio laughed loud and scornfully. + +"Now, by Saint Iago! thou art some juggling knave--some impish +charlatan, who seeks to conceal his imposture in the garb of mystery +and terror. Little knowest thou the mettle of a Castilian heart. Thy +name?" + +The stranger stooped forward, and whispered a word or two in the ear +of his companion. The young man recoiled, while his cheek turned from +the glowing tinge of health and indignation to the hue of ashes; and, +as he stood, rooted to the spot in terror and dismay, the stranger +threw the hem of his cloak over his shoulder, and glided away like a +dark shadow. + +Julio's heart was so far enlisted in favor of Magdalena, that it cost +him a severe struggle to throw her off as utterly unworthy of his +attachment, but pride came to his rescue, and he performed his task. +He wrote a letter, in which, assigning no cause for the procedure, he +calmly, coldly, contemptuously renounced her hand, and told her that +henceforth, should they meet, it must be as strangers. + +This unexpected blow almost paralyzed Magdalena's reason. It was to be +expected of her temperament that her anguish should be in proportion +to her former rapture. At first stunned, she roused to the paroxysm of +wild despair. Henceforth, if she lived, her life, she felt, would be +an utter blank. Passion completely overmastering her reason, she +resolved to destroy herself. This fearful resolution adopted, her +excitement ceased. She became calm--calm as the senseless stone; no +tremors shook her soul, no remorse, no regret. + +She was seated alone, one evening, at that very window whence she had +first beheld her false suitor, and bitter memories were crowding on +her brain, when the door of her apartment opened, and closed again +after admitting her old duenna, Margarita. The old woman approached +with a stealthy, cat-like step, and sitting down beside the maiden, +and gazing inquisitively into her dim eyes, said, in a whining voice, +intended to be very winning and persuasive,-- + +"What ails my pretty pet? Is she unwell?" + +"I am not unwell," replied Magdalena, coldly, rousing herself to the +exertion of conversing, with an effort. + +"Nay, my darling," said the old woman, in the same whining tone, "I am +sure that something is the matter with you. You look feverish." + +"I am well, Margarita; let that suffice." + +"And feel no regret for the false suitor, hey?" + +Magdalena turned upon her quickly--almost fiercely. + +"What do you know of him?" + +"All! all!" cried the old woman, while her gray eyes flashed with +exultation. + +"Then you know him for a false and perjured villain!" cried the +beautiful Spaniard. + +"I know him for an honorable cavalier; true as the steel of his Toledo +blade!" retorted the duenna. "I speak riddles, Magdalena, but I will +explain myself. Do you think I can forget your insults, jeers, and +jokes? Do you think I knew not when you mocked me behind my back, or +sought to trick me before my face? You little knew, when you and your +gay-faced cousin were making merry at my expense, what wrath you were +storing up against the day of evil. But I come of a race that never +forgets or forgives; there is some of the blood of the wild Zingara +coursing in these shrivelled veins--a love of vengeance, that is +dearer than the love of life. I watched your love intrigue from the +very first. I saw that it bade fair to end in happiness. Don Julio was +wealthy and well born, and his intentions were honorable. After +indulging your romantic spirit by a secret wooing, he would have +openly claimed you of your father, and the old man would have been but +too proud to give his consent. Now came the moment for revenge. I +traduced you to your lover, making use of an agent who was wholly +mine. Trifles produce conviction when once the faith of jealous man is +shaken. A few toys--a turquoise bracelet, a lock of hair, a bunch of +faded flowers--sufficed to turn the scale; and now, were an angel of +heaven to pronounce you true, Don Julio would disbelieve the +testimony. Ha, ha! am I not avenged?" + +"And was it," said Magdalena, in a low, pathetic voice,--"was it for +a few jests,--a little childish chafing against restraint, that you +wrecked the happiness of a poor young girl,--blighted her hopes, and +broke her heart? Woman--fiend! dare you tell me this?" she cried, +kindling into passion with a sudden transition. "Avaunt! begone! Leave +my sight, you hideous and evil thing! But take with you my bitter +curse--no empty anathema! but one that will cling to you like the +garment of flame that wraps the doomed heretic! Begone! accursed +wretch--hideous in soul as you are abhorrent and repulsive in person." + +Cowed, but muttering wrathful words, the stricken wretch hurried out +of the apartment, into which Juanita instantly rushed. + +"Magdalena, what means this?" she cried. "I heard you uttering fearful +threats against old Margarita. Calm yourself; you are strangely +excited." + +"O Juanita, Juanita!" cried Magdalena, the tears starting from her +eyes, and wringing her fair hands. "If you knew all--if you knew the +wrong that woman has done me; but not now--not now; leave me, good +cousin,--leave me!" + +"You are not well, dearest," said Juanita; "take my advice, go to bed +and repose. To-morrow you will be calm, and to-morrow you shall tell +me all." + +"To-morrow! to-morrow!" muttered Magdalena. "Well, well; to-morrow you +will find me!" + +"Yes; I will waken you, and sit at your bedside, and laugh your griefs +away. Good night, Magdalena!" + +"Farewell, dearest!" said the heart-stricken girl; and Juanita left +the chamber. + +Before a silver crucifix, Magdalena knelt in prayer. + +"Father of mercies, blessed Virgin, absolve me of the sin--if sin it +be to rush unbidden to the presence of my Judge! My burden is too +great to bear!" + +She rose from her knees, took from a cupboard a goblet of Venetian +glass, and a flask of Xeres wine. Into the goblet she first dropped +the contents of a paper she took from her bosom, and then filled it to +the brim with wine. She had already stretched forth her hand to the +fatal glass, when she heard her name called by her father. + +"He would give me a good-night kiss," said the wretched girl. "I must +receive it with pure lips. I come, dear father,--I come." + +Scarcely had she left her chamber when the old duenna again stole into +the room. + +"If I could only find one of the gallant's letters," she muttered to +herself, "I could arm her father's mind against her; and then if madam +tried to get me turned away, she would have her labor for her pains. +What have we here? A flask of Xeres, as I live! So ho, senorita! Is +this the source of your inspiration when you berate your betters? I +declare it smells good; the jade is no bad judge of wine!" + +As she spoke, the old woman, who had no particular aversion to the +juice of the grape, hurriedly drank off the contents of the goblet, +and immediately filled it up again from the flask. + +"There! she'll be no wiser," said she, with a cunning leer. "And now I +must hurry off. I would not have the young baggage find me here for a +month's wages!" + +Margarita effected her retreat just in time. Magdalena returned, after +having, as she supposed, seen her poor father for the last time. + +Had not despair completely overmastered the reason of the poor girl, +she would have shrunk from the idea of committing suicide. But misery +had completely, though temporarily, wrecked her intellect. She felt no +horror, no remorse at the deed she was about to commit. With a steady +hand she raised the goblet to her lips, and then drank the fatal +draught, as she supposed it, to the last dregs. + +"I must sleep now," she said, with a deep sigh. "I shall never wake +again." And throwing herself, dressed as she was, upon her couch, she +soon fell into a deep slumber. + +How long her senses were steeped in oblivion, she could not tell. But +she was awakened by shrill screams, and started to her feet in terror. + +"Where am I?" she exclaimed. "Are those the cries of the condemned? Am +I indeed in another world?" + +"But louder and louder came the shrieks, and now she recognized the +tones as those of the old duenna. Deeply as the woman had wronged her, +Magdalena's feminine nature could not be insensible to her distress. +She sprang down the stairway, and now stood by the bedside of the +duenna, over which Juanita was already bending. + +"What _is_ the matter?" she exclaimed. + +"The wine! the wine! the flask of Xeres! the Venetian goblet! I am +poisoned!" cried the old woman, as she writhed in agony. + +The truth instantly flashed on the preternaturally-sharpened intellect +of Magdalena. Her own immunity from pain confirmed the fatal +supposition. + +"Good God!" she cried, in tones of unutterable anguish, "I have killed +her!" + +The exclamation caught the keen ear of the malignant hag, suffering as +she was. She raised herself up on her elbow, and pointing with her +skinny finger to the horror-stricken girl, she screamed,-- + +"Yes, yes; you have murdered me! Send for a leech, a priest, an +officer of justice! Do not let that wretch escape! She gave me a +poisoned draught! she knew it--she confesses it! Ha, ha! I shall not +die unavenged!" + +These fearful words caught the ear of Don Antonio, as, having hastily +dressed himself, he rushed into the room. They caught the ear, too, of +a curious servitor, who flew to the alguazil before he summoned priest +and chirurgeon. + +In less than an hour afterwards, the old beldam had breathed her last, +but not before she had made her false deposition to the officer of +justice; not before she had learned that a paper containing evidence +of poison had been found in Magdalena's room; not before she had seen +the hapless girl arrested; and then she died with a lie and a smile of +hideous triumph on her lips. + +We cannot attempt to describe the anguish of the old goldsmith, and +the despair of Juanita, as they beheld Magdalena torn from their arms +to be carried before a judge for examination, and thence to be cast +into prison. Believing in her innocence, and confident that it would +be established in the eyes of the world, they longed for the dread +ordeal of the trial. The hour came, but only to crush their hearts +within them. The guilt was fixed by circumstantial evidence on the +unfortunate Magdalena. Poor Juanita was forced to testify to the facts +of a quarrel between her cousin and the hapless duenna, and to violent +language used by the former to the latter. A paper which had contained +poison had been found in the apartment of the accused. Her own hasty +confession of guilt, the dying declaration of the victim added + + "--confirmation strong + As proofs of Holy Writ." + +Magdalena was condemned to die. In that supreme hour, when her +protestations of innocence had proved of no avail, the film fell from +the organs of her mental vision. Knowing herself guilty of +premeditated suicide, she saw in the established charge of murder a +dreadful retribution. To make her peace with Heaven in the solitude of +the prison cell, was now all that she desired. She had proved the +worthlessness of life, and now she prepared herself to die. But her +tortures were not ended. Julio, her lost lover, demanded an interview +with her, and when, after listening to her sad tale, he renewed his +vows of love, and expressed his firm belief in her innocence, earth +once more bloomed attractive to her eyes; life became again dear to +her at the very moment she was condemned to surrender it. Her +execution was fixed for the next day, at the hour of noon. At that +hour, she was to take her last look of her father, her cousin, her +lover--the last look of God's blessed earth. + +The morning came. She had passed the night in prayer, and it found her +firm and resigned. In the heart of a true woman there lies a reserve +of courage that shames the prouder boast of man. She may not face +death on the battle-field with the same defying front; but when it +comes in a more appalling form and scene, she shrinks not from the +dread ordeal. When man's foot trembles on the scaffold, woman stands +there serene, unwavering, and self-sustained. + +One hour before the appointed time, the door of Magdalena's cell +opened, and a tall figure, wrapped in a dark cloak, with a slouched +hat and sable plume, stood before her. It was the same who had gazed +on her so often in the church of San Ildefonso, the same who had +encountered Julio in the narrow street with proofs of her alleged +falsity. + +"Is the hour arrived?" asked Magdalena, calmly. + +"Nay," replied the stranger, in a deep tone. "Can you not see the +prison clock through the bars of your cell door? Look; it lacks yet an +hour of noon." + +"Then, sir, you come to announce the arrival of the holy father,--of +my friends." + +"They will be here anon," said the stranger. + +"I do not," said Magdalena, in the same calm tone she had before +employed, "see you now for the first time." + +"Beautiful girl!" cried the stranger; "no! I have for months haunted +you like your shadow. Your fair face threw the first gleams of +sunshine into my heart that have visited it from early manhood. I love +you, Magdalena!" + +"This is no hour and no place for words like these," replied the +captive, coldly. + +"Nay!" cried the stranger, with sudden energy. "Beautiful girl, I come +to save you!" + +"To save me!" cried Magdalena, a sudden, wild hope springing in her +breast,"--to save me! It is well done. Believe me, I am innocent. You +have bribed the jailer to open my prison doors; you have contrived +some means of evasion. I know not--I care not what. I shall be freed! +I shall clasp my father's knees once more. I shall go forth into the +blessed air and light of heaven. God bless you, whoever you are, for +your words of hope!" + +"You shall go forth, if you will," replied the stranger; "but openly, +in the face and eyes of man. At my word the prison bars will fall, the +keys will turn, the gates will be unbarred. I have a royal pardon!" + +"Give it me! give it me!" almost shrieked Magdalena. + +"It is bestowed on one condition: that you become my wife." + +"That I become your wife!" repeated Magdalena, as if she but half +comprehended the words. "Forsake poor Julio! And yet the bribe, to +escape a death of infamy, to save my father's gray hairs from going +down to a dishonored grave! Speak! who are you, with power to save me +on these terms?" + +The stranger tossed aside his sable hat and plume, and dropped his +cloak, and stood before her in a rich dress of black velvet, trimmed +with point lace, a broadsword belted to his waist. He was a man of +middle age, of a fine, athletic figure, and handsome face, but there +was an indescribable expression in his dark eyes, in the stern lines +about his handsome mouth, that affected the gazer with a strange, +shuddering horror. + +"Peruse me well, maiden," said the stranger. "I am not deformed. I am +as other men. If there be no glow in my cheek, still the blood that +flows through my veins is healthy and untainted. Moreover, though I be +not noble, my character is stainless. If to be the wife of an honest +man is not too dear a purchase for your life, accept my hand, and you +are saved." + +"Who are you?" cried Magdalena, intense curiosity mastering her even +in that moment. + +"I am the executioner of Madrid!" replied the stranger. + +Magdalena covered her face with her hands, and uttered a low cry of +horror. + +"I am the executioner of Madrid!" repeated he. "I have never committed +crime in my life, though my blade has been reddened with the blood of +my fellow-creatures. Yet no man takes my hand,--no man breaks bread or +drinks wine with me. I, the dread minister of justice, a necessity of +society, like the soldier on the rampart, or the priest at the altar, +am a being lonely, abhorred, accursed. Yet I have the feelings, the +passions of other men. But what maiden would listen to the suit of +one like me? What father would give his daughter to my arms? None, +none! And, therefore, the state decrees that when the executioner +would wed, he must take to his arms a woman doomed to death. I loved +you, Magdalena, hopelessly, ere I dreamed the hour would ever arrive +when I might hope to claim you. That hour has now come. I offer you +your life and my hand. You must be my bride, or my victim!" + +"Your victim! your victim!" cried Magdalena. "Death a thousand times, +though a thousand times undeserved, rather than your foul embrace!" + +"You have chosen. Your blood be on your own head!" cried the +executioner, stamping his foot. "You die unshriven and unblessed!" + +"At least, abhorred ruffian," cried Magdalena, "I have some little +time for preparation! The hour has not yet arrived." + +"Has it not?" cried the executioner. "Behold yon clock!" + +And as her eyes were strained upon the dial, he strode out of the +cell, and seizing the hands, advanced them to the hour of noon. Then, +at a signal from his hand, the prison bell began to toll. + +"Mercy; mercy!" cried Magdalena, as he rejoined her. "Slay me not +before my time!" + +But the hand of the ruffian already grasped her arm, and he dragged +her forth into the corridor. + +At that moment, however, a loud shout arose, and a group of officials, +escorting the goldsmith and Julio, waving a paper in his hand, rushed +breathlessly along the passage. + +"Saved, saved!" cried Magdalena. "Hither, hither, father, Julio!" + +The executioner had wreathed his hand in her dark, flowing tresses; +already his dreadful weapon was brandished in the air, when it was +crossed by the bright Toledo blade of the young cavalier, and flew +from his grasp, clanging against the prison wall. + +"Unhand her, dog!" cried Julio, "or die the death!" + +Sullenly the executioner released his hold, and sullenly listened to +the royal pardon. + +Magdalena was soon beneath her father's roof,--soon in the arms of her +cousin Juanita. Long did she resist the importunities of Julio; for +though innocent in fact, judicially she stood convicted of a capital +offence. But as time rolled on,--as her innocence became the popular +belief,--she finally relented, accepted his hand, and beneath the +beautiful sky of Italy, forgot, or remembered only as a dream, the +perils and sorrows of her early life. + + + + +PHILETUS POTTS. + +A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH. + + +Philetus Potts is dead. Like Grimes, he was a "good old man!" A true +gentleman of the old school, he clung to many of the fashions of a +by-gone period with a pertinacity, which, to the eyes of the +thoughtless, savored somewhat of the ludicrous. It was only of late +years that he relinquished his three-cornered hat; to breeches, +buckles, and hair powder he adhered to the last. He was also partial +to pigtails, though his earliest was shorn from his head by a +dangerous rival, who cut him out of the good graces of Miss Polly +Martine, a powdered beauty of the past century, by amputating his cue; +while his latest one was sacrificed on the altar of humanity--but +thereby hangs a tale. + +If Mr. Potts was behind his age in dress, he was in advance of it in +sentiment. In his breast the milk of human kindness never curdled, and +his intelligent mind was ever actively employed in devising ways and +means to alleviate the sufferings of humanity, and to change the +hearts of evil doers. His comprehensive kindness included the brute +creation as well as mankind, in the circle of his active sympathy. + +We remember an instance of his sympathy for animals. We had been +making an excursion into the country. It was high noon of a sultry +summer day; eggs were cooking in the sun, and the mercury in the +thermometer stood at the top of the tube. Passing out of a small +village, we passed a young lady pleasantly and coolly attired in +white, and carrying a sunshade whose grateful shadow melted into the +cool, clear olive of her fine complexion. + +Mr. Potts sighed, for she reminded him of Miss Polly Martine at the +same age; and Polly Martine reminded him of parasols by some recondite +association. Mr. Potts remembered the first umbrella that was brought +into Boston. He always carried one that might have been the first, it +was so venerable, yet whole and decent, like an old gentleman in good +preservation. It was a green silk one, with a plain, mahogany handle, +and a ring instead of a ferrule, and very large. Discoursing of +umbrellas, we came upon a cow. Mr. Potts was fond of cows--grateful to +them--always spoke of them with respect. This particular cow inhabited +a small paddock by the roadside, which was enclosed by a Virginia +fence, and contained very little grass, and no provision for shade and +shelter. So the cow stood in the sunshine, with her head resting on +the fence, and her tongue lolling out of her mouth, and her large, +intelligent eyes fixed on the far distance, where a herd of kine were +feasting knee-deep in a field of clover, beside a running brook, +overshadowed by magnificent walnut trees. + +"Poor thing!" said Mr. Potts; and he stopped short and looked at the +cow. + +The cow looked at Mr. Potts. One had evidently magnetically influenced +the other. + +"She is a female, like the lady we encountered," said Mr. Potts, +"but," added he, with a burst of feeling, "she has no parasol!" + +The assertion was indisputable. It was a truism, cows are never +provided with parasols,--but then great men are famous for uttering +truisms, and we venerated Mr. Potts for following the example. + +"It is now twelve o'clock!" said Mr. Potts, consulting his repeater. +"At half past four, the shadow of the buttonwood will fall into this +poor animal's pasture. Four hours and a half of torture, rendered more +painful by the contemplation of the luxuries of her remote companions! +It is insufferable!" + +Then Mr. Potts, with a genial smile on his Pickwickian countenance, +expanded his green silk umbrella, mounted the fence, on which he sat +astride, and patiently held the umbrella over the cow's head for the +space of four and a half mortal hours. The action was sublime. I +regret to add that the animal proved ungrateful, and, when Mr. Potts +closed his umbrella on the shadow of the buttonwood relieving guard, +facilitated his descent from the Virginia fence by an ungraceful +application of her horns to the amplitude of his venerable person. + +It was in the summer following, that the incident I am about to relate +occurred. It was fly-time,--I remember it well. We were again walking +together, when we came to a wall-eyed horse, harnessed to a dog's meat +cart, and left standing by his unfeeling master while he indulged in +porter and pipes in a small suburban pothouse, much affected by +Milesians. The horse was much annoyed by flies, and testified his +impatience and suffering by stamping and tossing his head. Mr. Potts +was the first to notice that the poor animal had no tail,--for the two +or three vertebrae attached to the termination of the spine could +hardly be supposed to constitute a tail proper. The discovery filled +him with horror. A horse in fly-time without a tail! The case was +worse than that of the cow. + +"And here I am!" exclaimed the great and good man, in a tone of the +bitterest self-reproach, "luxuriating in a pigtail which that poor +creature would be glad of!" + +With these words he produced a penknife, and placing it in my hands, +resolutely bade me amputate his cue. I did so with tears in my eyes, +and placed the severed ornament in the hands of my companion. With a +piece of tape he affixed it to the horse's stump, and the gush of +satisfaction he felt at seeing the first fly despatched by the +ingenious but costly substitute for a tail, must have been, I think, +an adequate recompense for the sacrifice. + +I think it was in that same summer that Mr. Potts laid before the +Philanthropic and Humane Society, of which he was an honorable and +honorary member, his "plan for the amelioration of the condition of +no-tailed horses in fly-time, by the substitution of feather dusters +for the natural appendage, to which are added some hints on the +grafting of tails with artificial scions, by a retired farrier in ill +health." + +During the last year of his life, Mr. Potts offered a prize of five +thousand dollars for the discovery of a harmless and indelible white +paint, to be used in changing the complexion of the colored +population, to place them on an equality with ourselves, or for any +chemical process which would produce the same result. + +Mr. Potts proposed to substitute for capital punishment, houses of +seclusion for murderers, where, remote from the world, in rural +retreats, they might converse with nature, and in the cultivation of +the earth, or the pursuit of botany, might become gradually softened +and humanized. At the expiration of a few months' probation, he +proposed to restore them to society. + +A criminal is an erring brother. The object of punishment is +reformation, and not vengeance. Hence, Mr. Potts proposed to supply +our prisoners with teachers of languages, arts and sciences, dancing +and gymnastics. Every prison should have, he contended, a billiard +room and bowling saloon, a hairdresser, and a French cook. +Occasionally, accompanied by proper officers, the convicts should be +taken to the Italian Opera, or allowed to dance at Papanti's. The +object would be so to refine their tastes that they should shrink from +theft and murder, simply because they were ungentlemanly. Readmitted +to society, these gentlemen would give tone to the upper classes. + +But Mr. Potts has gone in the midst of his schemes of usefulness. The +tailless quadruped, the shedless cow, the unwhitewashed African, the +condemned felon, the unhappy prisoner, actually treated as if he were +no gentleman, in him have lost a friend. When shall we see his like +again? Echo answers, Probably not for a very long period. + + + + +THE GONDOLIER. + + O, rest thee here, my gondolier, + Rest, rest, while up I go, + To climb yon light balcony's height + While thou keep'st watch below. + Ah! if high Heaven had tongues as well + As starry eyes to see-- + O, think what tales 'twould hate to tell + Of wandering youths like me. + + MOORE. + + +The traveller of to-day who visits Venice sees in that once splendid +city nothing but a mass of mouldering palaces, the melancholy remains +of former grandeur and magnificence; but few tokens to remind him that +she was once the queen of the Adriatic, the emporium of Europe. But at +the period of which we write the "sea Cybele" was in the very zenith +of her brilliancy and power. + +It was the season of carnival, and nowhere else in Italy were the +holidays celebrated with such zest and magnificence. By night millions +of lamps burned in the palace windows, rivalling the splendors of the +firmament, and reflected in the still waters of the lagoons like +myriads of stars. Night and day music was resounding. There were +regattas, balls, and festas, and the entire population seemed to have +gone mad with gayety, and to have lost all thought of the Council of +Ten, the Bridge of Signs, and the poniards of the bravoes. + +On a bright morning of this holiday season, a group of young +gondoliers, attired in their gayest costume, were sitting at the head +of a flight of marble steps that led up from one of the canals, +waiting for their fares. A cavalier and lady, both gayly attired, and +both masked, had just alighted from a gondola and passed the boatman +on their way to some rendezvous. + +The gondolier who had conducted them, an old, gray-headed, +hard-looking fellow, had pocketed his fee, nodded his thanks, and +pushed off again from the landing. + +"There goes old Beppo," said one of the gondoliers on shore. "He will +make a good day's work of it. I can swear I saw the glitter of gold in +his hand just now." + +"Yes, yes!" said another. "Let him alone for making his money. And +what he makes, he keeps. He's a close-fisted old hunks." + +"And what is he so scrimping and saving for?" asked a third. "He is +unmarried--he has no children." + +"No--but he is to be married," said the first. + +"How! the man's past sixty." + +"Yes, comrade, but he will not be the first old fellow who has taken a +young wife in his dotage. Have you never heard that he has a young +ward, beautiful as an angel, whom he keeps cooped up as tenderly as a +brooding dove in his tumble-down old house on the Canal Orfano? Nobody +but himself has ever set eyes on her to my knowledge." + +"There you're mistaken, Stefano," said a young man, who had not +hitherto spoken. He was a fine, dashing, handsome young fellow of +twenty-six, in a holiday suit of crimson and gold, with a fiery eye, +long, curling locks, and a mustache as black as jet. + +"Let's hear what Antonio Giraldo has to say about the matter!" cried +his companions. + +"Simply this," said the young man. "I have seen the imprisoned fair +one--the peerless Zanetta--for such is her name. She is lovely as the +day; and for her voice--why--_Corpo di Bacco_! La Gianina, the prima +donna, is a screechowl to _my_ nightingale." + +"_Your_ nightingale! Bravo!" cried Stefano, in a tone of mocking +irony. "What can you know about her voice?" + +"Simply this, Master Stefano," replied the young gondolier. "When +floating beneath her window in my gondola, I have addressed her in +such rude strains of melody as I best knew how to frame. She has +replied in tones so liquid and pure that the angels might have +listened." + +"By Heaven! the fellow's in love!" cried Stefano. + +"Long live music and love!" cried Antonio. "What were life worth +without them?" + +"You're in excellent spirits!" cried Stefano. + +"And why shouldn't a man be, on his wedding day?" + +"Mad as a march hare," cried Stefano. + +"Mark me," said Antonio. "That girl shall never marry old Beppo--my +word for it. She hates him." + +"She'll elope with some noble, then." + +"To be cast off to wither when he is tired of her charms? No! the +bridegroom for Zanetta is a gondolier." + +"With all my heart," said Stefano. "But come, comrades, it is no use +waiting here. Let us to our gondolas, and row for St. Marks. You'll +come with us, Antonio." + +"Not I--my occupation's gone." + +"How so?" + +"I have sold my gondola." + +"Sold your gondola." + +"Ay--that was my word." + +"But why?" + +"I wanted money." + +"Your gondola was the means of earning it." + +"Very true--but I had occasion for a certain sum at once." + +"And why not have recourse to our purses, Antonio? Light as they are, +we would have made it up by contributions among us." + +"I doubted not your kindness--but my self-respect would not permit me +to ask your aid. Good by, comrades; we shall meet again to-morrow." + +"To-morrow. _Addio_!" + + * * * * * + +There was a brilliant masquerade that evening at the palazzo of Count +Giulio Colonna. Invitations had been issued to all the world, and all +the world was present. The finest music, the richest wines, the most +splendid decorations were lavished on the occasion. Perhaps, among +that brilliant company, there was more than one plebeian, who, under +cover of the masque, and employing the license common at these +saturnalia, had intruded himself unbidden. + +Old Beppo, the gondolier, was in attendance at the vestibule of the +palace, feasting his avaricious eyes on the glimpses of wealth and +luxury he noted within doors, when a gentleman in rich costume, and +wearing a mask, beckoned him to one side, and desired a moment's +interview. + +"Do you know me?" was the first question asked by the stranger. + +"No, signor," replied the old gondolier. + +"Do you know these gentlemen?" asked the mask, slipping a couple of +gold pieces into the miser's hand. + +"Perfectly," replied the boatman, grinning. "What are your lordship's +commands?" + +"Is your gondola in waiting?" + +"Yes, signor. It lies below, moored to the landing." + +"'Tis well; hast thou any scruples about aiding in a love intrigue?" + +"None in the world, signor." + +"Then I'll make a confidant of you." + +"I will be all secrecy, signor." + +"Briefly then, gondolier," said the mask, "I am in love with a very +charming young person." + +"Well." + +"Well--and this young person loves me in return." + +"Good; and you are going to marry her." + +"Not so fast, gondolier. She has an old guardian, who, at the age of +sixty, or more, has been absurd enough--only think of it--to propose +to marry her himself." + +"The absurd old fool!" cried Beppo, not without some twinges, for he +thought of his own projects with regard to Zanetta. + +"Now, then," said the mask, "I have resolved to run away with her +to-night. I have the opportunity--for she is here in the Palazzo +Colonna. Now will and can you aid me? I will recompense you +liberally." + +"Ah! my lord--your lordship has come to the right market," said the +old sinner. "I'm used to affairs of this kind. Has your lordship a +priest engaged?" + +"I have not." + +"Then I can recommend one. Hard by is a chapel dedicated to Our Lady, +where there is a very worthy man, accustomed to affairs of this kind, +who will tie the knot for a moderate fee, without asking any +impertinent questions." + +"His name?" + +"Father Dominic." + +"Good! he is the man for us--and you are the prince of gondoliers. +Get your gondola ready, and I will rejoin you at the foot of the +stairs with the lady in a moment." + +Old Beppo hastened to prepare his gondola, and while so doing, +muttered to himself,-- + +"Well, well--this is a good night's work. I'm getting old, and I must +soon retire from business. Every stroke of luck like this helps on the +day when I shall call Zanetta mine. So, there's another old fool to be +duped to-night! Serve him right! Why don't he keep his treasure under +lock and key, as I do? But men will never learn wisdom. Here they +come." + +The young cavalier reappeared upon the marble steps, leading a lady, +masked and veiled, but whose elastic step and graceful bearing seemed +to designate her as one moving in the highest circles. The young +lovers took their seats in the centre of the light craft, and drew the +curtains round them, while Beppo pushed off, and his vigorous oar soon +sent the shallop dancing over the waters of the lagoon. After a few +moments the motion ceased, and Beppo informed his patron that they had +arrived at their place of destination. After making the boat fast, the +gondolier landed, and entered the small chapel which stood on the +brink of the canal. In a few moments he returned, and informed the +masked cavalier that all was prepared. The gentleman then handed out +the lady, and both entered the chapel, Beppo keeping guard without, to +prevent or give notice of any intrusion. + +The marriage ceremony was performed very rapidly by Father Dominic, +for he was just going to bed when the gondola arrived, and was duly +anxious to despatch his business, that he might consign his wearied +limbs to rest. + +"Is it all over?" whispered Beppo, in the ear of the cavalier, as he +came out with his lady. + +"All right," replied the mask, in the same tone of voice. "But one +thing perplexes me. I have no place that I can call my home, to-night. +The lady will be missed; my palace will be watched--I should incur the +risk of swords crossing and bloodshed, if I sought to take her +thither, to-night." + +"If my house were not so very humble," said the gondolier, +hesitatingly. + +"The very thing," said the mask, joyfully. "No matter how humble the +roof, provided that it shelter us. To-morrow we can arrange matters +for flight, or for remaining." + +"Then get into the gondola, my lord, and I will row you thither in a +few minutes." + +The party reembarked, and soon reached the gondolier's residence. +After fastening his craft, he unlocked his door; and striking a light, +conducted his distinguished guests up stairs. As he passed one of the +chamber doors, the old gondolier, addressing the masked lady as he +pointed to it, said,-- + +"You have made a moonlight flitting, to-night, signora, and I wish you +joy of your escape. But if you had been as safely kept as a precious +charge I have in this room, you would never have stood before the +altar to-night, with your noble bridegroom." + +"You forget that 'love laughs at locksmiths,'" said the cavalier. + +At the door of their apartments, the old man, before bidding them good +night, pausing, said,-- + +"Pardon me, signor, but I would fain know the name of the noble +cavalier I have had the honor of serving to-night." + +"You shall know to-morrow," replied the mask. "_Buona notte_, Beppo. +Remember it's carnival time." + +The next morning Beppo was up betimes, anxious to learn the mystery +connected with the married couple. He was not kept long in suspense. +His patron of the preceding evening soon made his appearance, but +masked as before. + +"Beppo!" said the stranger, "you rendered me an inestimable service +last night." + +"You rewarded me handsomely, signor, and I shall never regret it." + +"Give me your word then, that you will never upbraid me with the +service I imposed on you." + +"I give you my word," said the old man, surprised; "but why do you +exact it?" + +"Because," said the stranger, raising his mask, "I am no Venetian +noble, but simply Antonio Giraldi, a gondolier like yourself." + +"You! Antonio Giraldi! And the lady--?" + +"Was your ward, Zanetta. You locked her chamber door, and took the +house key with you--but a ladder of ropes from a lady's balcony is as +good as a staircase; and as I told you last night, 'love laughs at +locksmiths.'" + +Of course old Beppo stormed and swore, as irascible old gentlemen are +very apt to do in similar circumstances, but he ended by forgiving the +lovers, as that was the only act in his power. He not only forgave +them, but gave up his gondola to the stronger hands of Antonio, and +settled a handsome portion on Zanetta; nor did he ever regret his +generosity, for they proved grateful and affectionate, and were the +stay and solace of his declining years. Such is the veritable history +of a carnival incident of the olden days of Venice. + + + + +THE SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS. + +A MILITARY SKETCH. + + +It was a great day for Dogtown, being no other than the anniversary of +the annual militia muster; and on this occasion not only the Dogtown +Blues were on parade upon the village green, but the entire regiment +of which they formed a part, commanded by the gallant Colonel +Zephaniah Slorkey, postmaster and variety-store keeper, was to engage +in a sham fight, representing the surrender of Cornwallis. There was +no attempt at historical costume, but it was understood that Slorkey, +with his cowhide boots and rusty plated spurs, his long, +swallow-tailed blue coat, and threadbare chapeau with a cock's tail +feather in it, mounted on his seventy-five dollar piebald mare, +promoted from the plough and "dump cart," was the representative of +General Washington. Major Israel Ryely, his second in command, a +native of the rival village of Hardscrabble, was to figure as Lord +Cornwallis; and the selection was the more appropriate, since the +private relations of these two great men were any thing but amicable, +and they espoused opposite sides in politics. Dr. Galenius Jalap, an +apothecary and surgeon of the regiment, a man with a hatchet face, +hook nose, and thin, weeping whiskers, the color of sugar gingerbread, +undertook the character of La Fayette at very short notice, and a very +dim conception of the character he had. + +The entire population of Dogtown and Hardscrabble turned out to +witness the stupendous military operations of the day. On the American +side were the Dogtown Blues, with four companies of ununiformed +militia, armed with rifles, fowling pieces, and rusty muskets, and +typifying the continental army. Their artillery consisted of two light +field pieces, served by a select band of volunteers. These pieces were +posted on an eminence commanding the entire plain. At the foot of this +hill, Colonel Slorkey drew up his troops in line of battle, his left +wing protected by an impassable frog pond, and his right resting on a +large piggery, whose extent prevented the enemy from turning his flank +in that direction. + +On the descent of an opposing eminence, likewise strengthened by two +guns, Major Ryely placed the Hardscrabble Guards, the Sheet Iron +Riflemen, the Mudhollow Invincibles, the Dandelion Fireeaters, and the +Scrufftown Sharpshooters. A thousand bright eyes, from the commanding +eminences, looked down on the serried ranks of bayonets, the +brazen-throated artillery, the panoplied plough horses, the plumed +commanders, the rustling banners, and all the "pomp, pride, and +circumstance of glorious war." + +Preliminaries being thus settled, the commanding officers put spurs to +their horses, and met in the centre of the plain, there saluting with +their scythe-blade swords. + +"Major Ryely," said the colonel, rising in his stirrups, "the +follerin' are the odder of pufformances: we open with eour +artillery--you reply with yourn. Under kiver of eour guns we advance +to the attack. You do the same to meet us--firin' like smoke. Arter a +sharp scrimmedge you retire--send us a flag of truce with terms--and +finally lay down your arms." + +The major bowed till his ostrich feather touched the mane of his +wall-eyed plough horse, then turned bridle, and regained his ranks at +a gait something between a stumble and a rack. The representative of +General Washington rejoined his men at a hard trot, rising two feet +from his saddle at every concussion of his bony steed. + +"Fellur sogers!" roared the temporary father of his country; "yonder +stands Cornwallis and his redcoats--only they haint got red coats, +partickerlarly them in blue swaller-tails. We air bound to lick +'em--hurrah for our side! Go inter 'em like a thousand of bricks +fallin' off 'n a slated rufe. The genius of Ammerikin liberty, in the +shape of the carnivorous eagle, soarin' aloft on diluted pillions, +seems to mutter _E Pluribus Unum_--we are one of 'em! Hail Columby +happy land! Sing Yankee Doodle that fine tune--cry havock! and let +looset the dogs of war." + +Then commenced the horror of the sham fight. The continental guns +opened in thunder tones. The British artillery hurled back their +terrific echoes. Bang! bang! boom! boom! The canopy of heaven was +stained with the sulphurous smoke. The drummers rattled away on their +sheepskins--the fifers distended their cheeks till they resembled +blown bladders. In the midst of all this noise and tumult, the +undaunted Slorkey, and the indomitable Jalap, rushed to and fro, with +clanking scabbards, and brandished scythe blades, twin thunderbolts of +war. + +"Forrard march!" roared Slorkey. With the yell of demons, his fierce +followers advanced to the onset, firing their blank cartridges with +desperate valor. + +Equally alert were Major Ryely and his followers. + + "Their swords were a thousand, their bosoms were one." + +Their faces begrimed with powder, their eyes gleaming with ferocity, +they descended to the plain--an avalanche of heroes. The soul of +Headly would have swelled within him had he seen them. + +For more than one hour that deadly consumption of blank cartridges +endured, and then Ryely and his troops retired in good order. + +"Boys," said the major, "old Slorkey wants us to gin out--send a flag +of truce--a white pocket handkerchief on a beanpole--and propose to +surrender. But it goes agin my grit for Hardscrabble to cave in to +Dogtown, when we could knock the hindsights off 'em, if we was only a +mind to." + +"Hurray for the major!" responded the Hardscrabblers. + +"I've got a grudge agin the kurnil," said the major, "and if you'll +stand by me, I'll take it out of 'em. What say?" + +"Agreed!" was the spontaneous response. + +While Slorkey was waiting for the covenanted flag of truce, he saw the +hated Ryely rise in his stirrups, and heard his stentorian voice roar +out the word, "Charge!" + +A deafening shout answered his appeal. In an instant Hardscrabble and +its allies were down on Dogtown and its defenders. The latter stood it +for a moment, but Ryely knocked the colonel off his horse, the surgeon +had his nose pulled, the Dogtown Blues justified their name by their +looks, and, seized with a sudden panic, fled--fled ingloriously from +their native training field. The audacious outrage was +consummated--history was violated--and General Washington was beaten by +Cornwallis. + +Dire were the threats against Ryely uttered by the colonel, as he was +carried home on a shutter; nothing short of a court martial was his +slightest menace. But no court martial ever took place. The military +pride and glory of Dogtown were wounded to the quick; the force of +popular opinion compelled Slorkey to resign, and to consummate his +chagrin, his treacherous rival was chosen colonel of the regiment. So +unstable are human honors--so ungrateful are republics. + + + + +THE THREE BRIDES. + + +Towards the close of a chilly afternoon, in the latter part of last +November, I was travelling in New Hampshire on horseback. The road was +solitary and rugged, and wound along through gloomy pine forests and +over abrupt and stony hills. Several circumstances conduced to my +discomfort. I was not sure of my way; I had a hurt in my bridle hand, +and evening was approaching, heralded by an icy rain and a cold, +searching wind. I felt a sinking of spirits which I could not dispel +by rapid riding; for my horse, fatigued by a long day's journey, +refused to answer spur and whip with his usual animation. In an hour +after, I was convinced that I had mistaken my road, and night +surprised me in the forest. I had been in more unpleasant situations; +so I adopted my usual expedient of letting the reins fall upon my +courser's neck. He, however, blundered on, with his nose drooping to +the ground, stumbling every moment, though ordinarily as surefooted as +a roebuck. So we plodded on for a mile, while the landscape grew +darker and darker. At length, finding my horse less intelligent or +more despairing than myself, I resumed the rein, and endeavored to +cheer my brute companion. To tell the truth, I stood in need of +something exhilarating myself. The sombre air of the eternal pines +struck a deathly gloom to my heart, as one by one they seemed to rise +on my path, like threatening genii extending their scathed limbs to +meet me. The rain, fine and cold, bedewed me from head to foot, and I +question if a more miserable pair of animals ever threaded their way +through the mazes of an enchanted forest. I thought of the comfortable +home I had left for my forlorn pleasure excursion, of that cheerful +hearth around which my family were gathered, of wine, music, love, and +the thousand endearments I had left behind, and then I gazed into the +recesses of the shadowy wood that closed about me, almost in despair. +I began to dread the apparition of some giant intruder, and was +seriously meditating the production of a pair of pistols, when my +quick glance caught the glimmer of distant lights, twinkling through +some opening in the trees, and darting a beam of hope upon the +wanderer's soul. My reins were instantly grasped, and my rowels were +struck into the sides of my charger. He snorted, pricked up his ears, +erected his head, and sprang forth in an uncontrollable gallop. Up +hill and down hill I pricked my gallant gray; and when the forest was +past, and his hoofs glinted on the stones of a street leading through +a small village, I felt an animation that I cannot well describe. A +creaking signboard, swinging in the wind on rusty irons, directed me +to the only inn of the village. It was a two-story brick building, +standing a little back from the road. I drew rein at the door, and +dismounted my weary nag. My loud vociferations summoned to my side a +bull dog, cursed with a most unhappy disposition, and a hostler whose +temper was hardly more amiable. He took my horse with an air of surly +indifference, and gruffly directed me to the bar room. + +This apartment was tenanted by half a dozen rough farmers, rendered +savage and morose by incessantly imbibing alcohol; and by the +proprietor of the tavern, a bluff man, with a portly paunch, a hard +gray eye, and a stern Caledonian lip. He welcomed me without much +frankness or cordiality, and I sank into a wooden settle, eyed by the +surly guests of mine host, and the subject of sundry muttered remarks. +The group, as it was lighted up by the strong red glare of the fire, +had certainly a bandit appearance, which, however delightful to a +Salvator Rosa, was by no means inviting to a traveller who had sought +the bosom of the hills for pleasure. After making a few remarks, which +elicited only monosyllables in answer, I relapsed into silence; from +which, however, I was soon aroused by the entrance of the surly +hostler, who in no very gracious manner informed me that my horse was +lame, and likely to be sick. This intelligence produced a visit to the +stable, and the conviction that I could not possibly resume my journey +on the ensuing day; which was somewhat disagreeable to a man who had +taken up a decided prejudice against the inn and all its inmates. + +Having succeeded in procuring a private room and a fire, I ignited an +execrable cigar, (ah, how unlike thy _principes_, dear S.,) and +endeavored to lose myself in the agreeable occupation of castle +building while supper was preparing. Alas! my fancy came not at my +call. I had lost my power of abstraction--the realities around me were +too engrossing. Ere the dying shriek of a majestic rooster had ceased +to sound in my ear, his remains were served upon my table, together +with a cup or two of very villanous gunpowder tea, and a pitcher of +cider, with coarse bread and butter _ad libitum_. Supper was soon +despatched, and in answer to a bell, lightly touched, a +vinegar-visaged waiting-maid, of the interesting age of forty-five, +entered and removed the scarcely touched viands--the _rudis +indigestaque moles_. I ventured to address her, with a request that I +might be supplied with a few books, to enable me to while away the +evening. I anticipated a literary feast from the readiness with which +she rushed from the room; but she reappeared, bringing only Young's +Night Thoughts, (very greasy,) a volume of tales with the catastrophes +torn out, a set of plays consisting only of first acts, and an odd +number of the Eclectic Magazine. This was sufficiently provoking; but +I read a few pages, and tried a second cigar, and made the tour of the +apartment, examining a family mourning-piece worked in satin, a +genealogical tree done in worsted, and a portrait of the mutton-headed +landlord and his snappish wife. I counted the ticks of the clock for +half an hour, and was finally reduced to the forlorn expedient of +seeing likenesses in the burning embers. When the clock struck nine, I +rang for slippers and a guide to my bed room, and the landlord +appeared, candle in hand, to usher me to my sleeping apartment. As I +followed him up the creaking staircase, and along the dark upper +entry, I could not help regretting that fancy was unable to convert +him into the seneschal of a baronial mansion, and the room to which I +was going a haunted chamber. It seemed as if my surly host had the +power of divining what was passing in my mind, for when he had ushered +me into the room, and placed the candle on the light stand, he said,-- + +"I hope you'll sleep comfortable, for there ain't many rats here, sir. +And as for the ghost they say frequents this chamber, I believe that's +all in my eye, though, to be sure, the window does look out on the +burial ground." + +"Umph! a comfortable prospect." + +"Very, sir; you have a fine view of the squire's new tomb and the +poorhouse, with a wing of the jail behind the trees. And I've stuck my +second-best hat in that broken pane of glass, and there's a chest of +drawers to set against the door; so you'll be warm and free from +intrusion. I wish you good night, sir." + +All that night I was troubled with strange dreams, peopled by phantoms +from the neighboring churchyard; but a _bona fide_ ghost I cannot say +I saw. In the morning I rose very early, and took a look from the +window, but the prospect was very uninviting. The churchyard was a +bleak, desolate place, overgrown with weeds, and studded with slate +stones, bounded by a ruinous brick wall, and having an entrance +through a dilapidated gateway. One or two melancholy-looking cows were +feeding on the rank herbage that sprang from the unctuous soil, +spurning many a _hic jacet_ with their cloven hoofs. But afar, in the +most distant part of the field, I espied the figure of a man who was +busily occupied in digging a grave. There was something within that +impelled me to stroll forth and accost him. I dressed, descended, and +having ordered breakfast, left the inn, clambered over the ruinous +wall, and stood within the precincts of the burial-place. The spot had +evidently been used for the purposes of sepulture for a number of +years, for the ground rose into numerous hillocks, and I could hardly +walk a step without stumbling upon some grassy mound. Even where the +perishable gravestones had been shattered by the hand of time, the +length of the elevations enabled me to judge of the age of the +deceased. This slight swell rose over the remains of some beloved +child, who had been committed to the dust with only the simple +ceremonies of the Protestant faith, bedewed by the tears of parents, +and blessed by the broken voice of farewell affection. This mound, of +larger dimension, was heaped above the giant frame of manhood. Some +sturdy tiller of the soil, or rough dweller in the forest, perhaps cut +off by a sudden casualty, had been laid here in his last leaden +sleep--no more to start at the rising beam of the sun, no more to rush +to the glorious excitement of the hunt, no more to pant in noonday +toil. Over the whole field of the dead there seemed to brood the +spirit of desolation. Stern heads, rudely chiselled, from the grave +stones, and frightful emblems met the eye at every turn. Here was none +of that simple elegance with which modern taste loves to invest the +memorials of the departed; no graceful acacias, or nodding elms, or +sorrowing willows shed their dews upon the turf--every thing spoke of +the bitterness of parting, of the agony of the last hour, of the +passing away from earth--nothing of the reunion in heaven! + +I passed on to where the grave digger was pursuing his occupation. He +answered my morning salutation civilly enough, but continued intent +upon his work. He was a man of about fifty years of age, spare, but +strong, with gray hair, and sunken cheeks, and certain lines about the +mouth which augured a propensity to indulge in dry jest, though the +sternness of his gray eye seemed to contradict the tacit assertion. + +"An unpleasant morning, sir, to work in the open air," said I. + +"He that regardeth the clouds shall not reap," replied the grave +digger, still plying his spade. "Death stalks abroad fair day and foul +day, and we that follow in his footsteps must prepare for the dead, +rain or shine." + +"A melancholy occupation." + +"A fit one for a moralist. Some would find a pleasure in it. Deacon +Giles, I am sure, would willingly be in my place now." + +"And why so?" + +"This grave is for his wife," replied the grave digger, looking up +from his occupation with a dry smile that wrinkled his sallow cheek +and distorted his shrunken lips. Perceiving that his merriment was not +infectious, he resumed his employment, and that so assiduously, that +in a very short time he had hollowed the last resting-place of Deacon +Giles's consort. This done, he ascended from the trench with a +lightness that surprised me, and walking a few paces from the new-made +grave, sat down upon a tombstone, and beckoned me to approach. I did +so. + +"Young man," said he, "a sexton and a grave digger, if he is one who +has a zeal for his calling, becomes something of an historian, +amassing many a curious tale and strange legend concerning the people +with whom he has to do, living and dead. For a man with a taste for +his profession cannot provide for the last repose of his fellows +without taking an interest in their story, the manner of their death, +and the concern of the relatives who follow their remains so tearfully +to the grave." + +"Then," replied I, taking a seat beside the sexton, "methinks you +could relate some interesting tales." + +Again the withering smile that I had before observed passed over the +face of the sexton, as he answered,-- + +"I am no story teller, sir; I deal in fact, not fiction. Yes, yes, I +could chronicle some strange events. But of all things I know, there +is nothing stranger than the melancholy history of the three brides." + +"The three brides?" + +"Ay. Do you see three hillocks yonder, side by side? There they sleep, +and will till the last trumpet comes wailing and wailing through the +heart of these lone hills, with a tone so strange and stirring, that +the dead will start from their graves at its first awful note. Then +will come the judgment and the retribution. But to my tale. Look +there, sir; on yonder hill you may observe a little isolated house, +with a straggling fence in front, and a few stunted apple trees on the +ascent behind it. It is sadly out of repair now, and the garden is all +overgrown with weeds and brambles, and the whole place has a desolate +appearance. If the wind were high now, you might hear the old crazy +shutters flapping against the sides, and the wind tearing the gray +shingles off the roof. Many years ago, there lived in that house an +old man and his son, who cultivated the few acres of arable land which +belong to it. + +"The father was a self-taught man, deeply versed in the mysteries of +science, and, as he could tell the name of every flower that blossomed +in the wood and grew in the garden, and used to sit up late of nights +at his books, or reading the mystic story of the starry heavens, men +thought he was crazed or bewitched, and avoided him, and even hated +him, as the ignorant ever shun and dread the gifted and enlightened. A +few there were, and among others the minister, and lawyer, and +physician of the place, who showed some willingness to afford him +countenance; but they soon dropped his acquaintance, for they found +the old man somewhat reserved and morose, and, moreover, their vanity +was wounded by discovering the extent of his knowledge. To the +minister he would quote the Fathers and the Scriptures in the original +tongues and showed himself well armed with the weapons of polemical +controversy. He astonished the lawyer by his profound acquaintance +with jurisprudence; and the physician was surprised at the extent of +his medical knowledge. So they all deserted him, and the minister, +from whom the old man differed in some trifling points of doctrine, +spoke very slightingly of him; and by and by all looked upon the +self-educated farmer with eyes of aversion. But he little cared for +that, for he derived his consolation from loftier resources, and in +the untracked paths of science found a pleasure as in the pathless +woods! He instructed his son in all his lore--the languages, +literature, history, philosophy, science, were unfolded, one by one, +to the enthusiastic son of the solitary. Years rolled away, and the +old man died. He died when a storm convulsed the face of nature, when +the wind howled around his shattered dwelling, and the lightning +played above the roof; and though he went to heaven in faith and +purity, the vulgar thought and said that the evil one had claimed his +own in the thunder and commotion of the elements. I cannot paint to +you the grief of the son at his bereavement. He was, for a time, as +one distracted. The minister came and muttered a few cold and hollow +phrases in his ear, and a few neighbors, impelled by curiosity to see +the interior of the old man's dwelling, came to his funeral. With a +proud and lofty look the son stood beside the departed in the midst of +the band of hypocritical mourners, with a pang at his heart, but a +serenity on his brow. He thanked his friends for their kindness, +acknowledged their courtesy, and then strode away from the grave to +bury his grief in the privacy of his deserted dwelling. + +"He found, at first, the solitude of the mansion almost insupportable, +and he paced the echoing floors from morning till night, in all the +agony of woe and desolation, vainly imploring Heaven for relief. It +came to him first in the guise of poetic inspiration. He wrote with a +wonderful ease and power. Page after page came from his prolific pen, +almost without an effort; and there was a time when he dreamed (vain +fool!) of immortality. Some of his productions came before the world. +They were praised and circulated, and inquiries were set on foot in +the hope of discovering the author. He, wrapped in the veil of +impenetrable obscurity, listened to the voice of applause, more +delicious because it was obtained by stealth. From the obscurity of +yonder lone mansion, and from this remote region, to send forth lays +which astonished the world, was, indeed, a triumph to the visionary +bard. + +"His thirst for fame was gratified, and now he began to yearn for the +companionship of some sweet being of the other sex, to share the +laurels he had won, to whisper consolation in his ear in moments of +despondency, and to supply the void which the death of his old father +had occasioned. He would picture to himself the felicity of a refined +intercourse with a highly intellectual and beautiful woman, and, as he +had chosen for his motto, _What has been done may still be done_, he +did not despair of success. In this village lived three sisters, all +beautiful and all accomplished. Their names were Mary, Adelaide, and +Madeleine. I am far enough past the age of enthusiasm, but never can I +forget the beauty of those young girls. Mary was the youngest, and a +fairer-haired, more laughing damsel never danced upon a green. +Adelaide, who was a few years older, was dark haired and pensive; but +of the three, Madeleine, the eldest, possessed the most fire, spirit, +cultivation, and intellectuality. Their father was a man of taste and +education, and, being somewhat above vulgar prejudices, permitted the +visits of the hero of my story. Still he did not altogether encourage +the affection which he found springing up between Mary and the poet. +When, however, he found that her affections were engaged, he did not +withhold his consent from her marriage, and the recluse bore to his +solitary mansion the young bride of his affections. O sir, the house +assumed a new appearance within and without. Roses bloomed in the +garden, jessamines peeped through its lattices, and the fields about +it smiled with the effects of careful cultivation. Lights were seen in +the little parlor in the evening, and many a time would the passenger +pause by the garden gate to listen to strains of the sweetest music, +breathed by choral voices from the cottage. If the mysterious student +and his wife were neglected by their neighbors, what cared they? Their +endearing and mutual affection made their home a little paradise. But +death came to Eden. Mary fell suddenly sick, and, after a few hours' +illness, died in the arms of her husband and her sister Madeleine. +This was the student's second heavy affliction. + +"Days, months, rolled on, and the only solace of the bereaved was to +sit with the sisters of the deceased, and talk of the lost one. To +Adelaide, at length, he offered his widowed heart. She came to his +lone house like the dove, bearing the olive branch of peace and +consolation. Their bridal was not one of revelry and mirth, for a sad +recollection brooded over the hour. Yet they lived happily; the +husband again smiled, and, with a new spring, the roses again +blossomed in their garden. But it seemed as if a fatality pursued this +singular man. When the rose withered and the leaf fell, in the mellow +autumn of the year, Adelaide, too, sickened and died, like her younger +sister, in the arms of her husband and of Madeleine. + +"Perhaps you will think it strange, young man, that, after all, the +wretched survivor stood again at the altar. But he was a mysterious +being, whose ways were inscrutable, who, thirsting for domestic bliss, +was doomed ever to seek and never to find it. His third bride was +Madeleine. I well remember her. She was a beauty, in the true sense of +the word. It may seem strange to you to hear the praise of beauty from +such lips as mine; but I cannot help expatiating upon hers. She might +have sat upon a throne, and the most loyal subject, the proudest peer, +would have sworn the blood within her veins had descended from a +hundred kings. She was a proud creature, with a tall, commanding +form, and raven tresses, that floated, dark and cloud-like, over her +shoulders. She was a singularly-gifted woman, and possessed of rare +inspiration. She loved the widower for his power and his fame, and she +wedded him. They were married in that church. It was on a summer +afternoon--I recollect it well. During the ceremony, the blackest +cloud I ever saw overspread the heavens like a pall, and, at the +moment when the _third bride_ pronounced her vow, a clap of thunder +shook the building to the centre. All the females shrieked, but the +bride herself made the response with a steady voice, and her eyes +glittered with wild fire as she gazed upon her bridegroom. He remarked +a kind of incoherence in her expressions as they rode home-ward, which +surprised him at the time. Arrived at his house, she shrunk upon the +threshold: but this was the timidity of a maiden. When they were alone +he clasped her hand--it was as cold as ice! He looked into her face. + +"Madeleine," said he, "what means this? your cheeks are as pale as +your wedding gown!" The bride uttered a frantic shriek. + +"My wedding gown!" exclaimed she; "no, no--this--this is my sister's +shroud! The hour for confession has arrived. It is God that impels me +to speak. To win you I have lost my soul! Yes--yes--I am a murderess! +She smiled upon me in the joyous affection of her young heart--but I +gave her the fatal drug! Adelaide twined her white arms about my neck, +but I administered the poison! Take me to your arms: I have lost my +soul for you, and mine must you be!" + +"She spread her long, white arms, and stood like a maniac before him," +said the sexton, rising, in the excitement of the moment, and assuming +the attitude he described; "and then," continued he, in a hollow +voice, "at that moment came the thunder and the flash, and the guilty +woman fell dead upon the floor!" The countenance of the narrator +expressed all the horror that he felt. + +"And the bridegroom," asked I; "the husband of the destroyer and the +victims--what became of him?" + +"_He stands before you_!" was the thrilling answer. + + + + +CALIFORNIA SPECULATION. + + +Mose Jenkins did not take the California fever when it first broke +out; for he was, as he acknowledged himself, "slow-motioned," and his +skull was of such formidable thickness, that it required a good many +months for an idea to penetrate into his brain. In the interim, he +delved and digged away on a corner of his father's farm, having leased +the land of the old gentleman, and purchased his time of the same +respectable individual for the purpose of working it. But to work a +farm where the rocks are so near together, that the sheep's noses have +to be sharpened before they can graze between them, is not a very +profitable business; and Mose, by dint of hard thinking, arrived at +the conclusion that there might possibly be some other occupation less +laborious and quite as lucrative. + +"Confound these granite rocks!" he exclaimed, one day, as he was +ploughing, after he had broken his trace chains for a second time; +"they hev another kind er rocks in Calliforny. Jehosaphat! If I was +only _thar_. There a fellur hez to dig; but he gets pretty good +wages--five thousand dollars a month is middlin', not to say fair." + +In short, Mose Jenkins made up his mind to go to San Francisco, having +got the wherewithal to carry him in a packet to the land of promise. +Fearful of opposition, he communicated his project neither to the +author of his days, the venerable Zephaniah Jenkins, nor to the +beloved of his heart, Miss Prudence Salter, a cherry-cheeked damsel +in a state of orphanage; but wrote down to a friend in Boston to +secure a passage. He reserved his communications to the very last +moment, when he was all ready for starting. His father gave him his +blessing; Prudence was more difficult to manage. + +"It's a breach of promise case," said she, "I don't believe you mean +to marry me arter all." + +"Yes, I do, ye silly critter," said Mose. "I'll come and make you Mrs. +Jenkins; but I want to get the rocks first." + +"Ain't there rocks enough here?" asked Prudence, simply. + +"Pooh! I mean the rocks what folks carries in their pockets, an' +treats every body with--all sollid gold." + +"I don't believe half them stories," said Prudence, contemptuously. + +"They're as true as gospil," said Mose, "'cause I see it in a paper. +And there's Curnil Hateful Slowboy, that went from here last +year--you'd ort to know him, Prudence, coz he was one of your old +beaux--wall, now, they say he's one of the richest men in Calliforny. +I tell you I'm bound to make my fortin' there." + +"And so am I," said Prudence, resolutely. + +"You!" exclaimed Mose. + +"Yes. I'm bound to go, too; and I'll follow you in the next ship, else +you'll be green enough to marry one of them 'ere Ingine gals." + +"Prudence, you're spunk!" exclaimed Mose, in terms of the warmest +admiration. "Good by! And I swow I'll marry you jest as soon as you +set foot in Calliforny." + +Not to amplify on details, our adventurer landed there safely, and +was, of course, like all verdant voyagers, much surprised at the +tariff of prices subjected to his notice. The porter who carried his +trunk to the hotel charged him ten dollars; and though that same hotel +was a leaky tent, a plate of tough beef was charged seventy-five +cents, and a watery potato fifty. Business was very dull, too, at the +moment of his arrival; the accounts from the mines were disastrous, +and every thing announced an approaching crisis. Moses confided his +griefs to Colonel Hateful Slowboy, his fellow-townsman, who was really +one of the richest men in California, winding up with lamentations +over the expected arrival of Prudence, whom he had promised to marry. + +"What kin I do with a wife," said he, "when I can't support myself, +even?" + +"Very true," said the colonel. "Now, if it were me, the case would be +very different." + +"Prudence done all the courtin' herself, curnil," said our hero, +sulkily. "I never should have offered if it hadn't been for her. I +kinder like 'er pretty well, though: she's a sort of pretty nice gal." + +"Well, Mose," said the colonel, "what do you say to giving up your +claim?" + +"Eh?" said Mose, pricking up his ears. + +"What'll you take for your right and title--cash down--no questions +asked?" + +"Wall, I dunnow," said Mose, opening his jackknife and picking up a +chip. "Prudence is a pretty nice gal, as you said, curnil." + +"As _you_ said, Mr. Jenkins." + +"Wall, it's all the same. The critter's very fond of me and so be I of +her. I had plaguy hard work, I tell you, to get her consent." + +"Come, come," said the colonel, "you want to drive a hard bargain with +me. I'm willing to give you a fair price, say twenty thousand; but I +don't want to be swindled." + +"Say twenty-five thousand and take her, curnil." + +"No--twenty." + +"Cash down?" + +"Cash down." + +"Done." + +"The money's ready whenever Prudence is." + +In a few days another ship from Boston came in, and Prudence was among +the first to land. Mose met her with very little ardor, the colonel +remaining in the background. After some little conversation, the young +lady reminded her lover of their agreement. + +"I can't do it, Prudence; I've swore off--I've jined the old bachelor +society." + +"But you promised me," screamed Prudence. + +"Can't help that; you can't get a verdict here for breaches of +promise; there ain't no law here; every body goes on his own +individual hook." + +"You cruel monster, why can't you marry me?" + +"'Cause." + +"'Cause what?" + +"'Cause," said Mose, retreating to a safe distance, "_I've traded you +away_!" + +Colonel Slowboy was at hand to catch the fair one as she came near +falling. He was her old beau, and he knew the weak points of her +character; moreover he had splendid red whiskers and a million of +money--she married him, partly from ambition and partly from revenge. + +The moment they were united, Moses set sail for the United States, +with his twenty thousand dollars, and arrived back safely. When asked +how he had accumulated such a sum in so short a time, he answered, +"trading," and when questioned about the prospects of the El Dorado, +would answer, with a grin, that it was a "great country for women." +And this was the end of his California speculation. + + + + +THE FRENCH GUARDSMAN. + + +With the army of Marshal Saxe, encamped near Fontenoy ready to give +battle to the allies, there were not a few ladies, who, impelled by a +chivalric feeling, or personally interested in the fate of some of the +combatants, had followed the troops to witness the triumph of the +French arms. Their presence was at once the incitement and reward of +valor, for what soldier would not fight with tenfold gallantry when he +knew that his exploits were witnessed by the eyes of her he loved as +wife, mistress, or mother, and whose safety or honor, perhaps, +depended on his prowess? + +Among those most distinguished for their beauty was the youthful +Heloise, the lovely daughter of the Baron de Clairville, a French +general officer. The _beaux yeux_ of the demoiselle had enslaved more +than one young officer, but of the host of suitors none could boast +with reason of encouragement, except Henri de Grandville, and Raoul, +Count de St. Prix, both commanding companies in the French Guards. +Both were handsome and accomplished young men, and both had yet their +spurs to win upon the field of battle. They had been fast friends +until the pursuit of the same lady had created a sort of estrangement +between them. Little was known of Henri de Grandville previous to his +reception of his commission in the guards. He had been brought up by +his mother in an old provincial chateau, and though his manners and +education were those of a gentleman, still he seemed but little +acquainted with the world, and above all ignorant of the lighter +accomplishments of the courtier. Perhaps this very simplicity of +manner and frankness of character, contrasting so strangely with the +fashionable affectations of the court, endeared him to his comrades, +and strongly prepossessed Heloise de Clairville in his favor. His +rival was of a different stamp. Raoul de St. Prix was a dashing, +brilliant officer, brave as steel, but fond of dress, reckless, +dissipated, and extravagant. Yet his faults were those of his age, and +belonged to the circumstances by which he was surrounded. The Baron de +Clairville, while he left his daughter free to make her election, yet, +as a plain, blunt soldier, rather than a courtier, secretly inclined +to favor the pretensions of Henri. Still, his treatment of the two +young guardsmen was the same, for they gave equal promise of military +gallantry. + +It was on the eve of the battle of Fontenoy that Henri sought an +interview with Heloise, who occupied a gay pavilion near her father's +tent. He found her alone and weeping. + +"Mademoiselle," said he, "you are unhappy. Will you permit a friend to +inquire the cause of your sorrow?" + +"Can you ask me, Monsieur de Grandville! Of the thousands of brave men +who lie down to-night in peaceful slumber, how many sleep their last +sleep on earth! How many eyes, that will witness to-morrow's sun +arise, will be closed forever before it goes down at evening! O, what +a dreadful business is this trade of war! My poor father, he never +cares for himself, he never asks his men to go where he is unwilling +to lead. I fear for his safety in the deadly conflict of to-morrow." + +"If the devotion of one faithful follower can save him, lady," +answered Henri, "be assured of his safety. I would pour out the blood +in my veins as freely as water to shield the father of Heloise de +Clairville." + +"But you--you--Henri--Monsieur de Grandville--you think nothing of +your own life." + +"If I fall," answered the young soldier, "my poor mother will weep +bitterly for her only son, though he perish on the field of honor. But +who else will shed a tear for the poor guardsman?" + +"Henri!" exclaimed the young girl, reproachfully, and the soft eyes +she raised to his were filled with tears. + +"Is it possible?" cried the young soldier. "Can my fate awaken even a +momentary interest in the heart of the loveliest, the gentlest of her +sex? Ah, why do you render life so dear to me at the moment I must +peril it?" + +"Believe me," answered Heloise, drying her tears, "that I would not +hold you back, when honor beckons you. It is to such hands as yours +that the honor of the golden lilies is committed. I am the daughter of +a soldier, and though these tears confess my sex, I honor bravery when +it is displayed in a good cause. I honor the soldier as much as I +detest the duellist." + +"Then listen to one whose sword was never stained with his brother's +blood. I had thought to go to the field with my secret concealed in my +own breast, but something impels me to speak out. I love you, +Heloise--I have dared to love--to adore you." + +The fair girl blushed till her very temples were crimsoned over with +eloquent blood. The young soldier threw himself at her feet, and +taking the fair hand she abandoned to him, covered it with kisses; nor +did he rise till he had received confirmation of his new-born hopes, +and knew that, for good or ill, the heart of Heloise was irrevocably +his. Finally, he was compelled to tear himself away, but he carried +to his tent a feeling of delicious joy which steeled his mind against +all thought of the chances of the morrow. + +The moments passed away in delirious revery, but at length he was +interrupted by St. Prix. + +The count was in the worst of humors--his brow was dark with passion, +and he threw himself into a seat, and flung his plumed hat on the +table with an energy that betrayed the violence of his emotions. + +"What's the matter, Raoul?" asked Henri. "Has Saxe changed his plans? +Do we fall back instead of advancing?" + +"No, thank God! there will be plenty of throat-cutting to-morrow, and +the French Guards have the post of honor." + +"Thank Heaven!" exclaimed Henri, joyfully. + +"You seem in excellent spirits to-night, Captain Henri de Grandville." + +"I wish I could say as much of you, Captain Raoul de St. Prix." + +"Tell me the cause of your felicity." + +"Enlighten me respecting your ill humor." + +"Willingly, on condition that you will explain your satisfaction." + +"Agreed." + +"Well, then--you know the marked preference--marked preference, I +say--always shown me by Mademoiselle Heloise de Clairville." + +"I will not dispute with you--go on." + +"You must have been blinded by absurd hopes not to have noticed it; +every officer in the army looked to me as the _futur_ of the lady. +Well, sir, encouraged and led on by this siren, I made my proposals to +her to-night. _Ventre St. Gris_! I had engaged to settle with my +creditors out of her marriage portion." + +"Go on--go on--this is excellent, St. Prix." + +"Well, sir, she rejected me--me, the Count de St. Prix. A prior +engagement, forsooth! I wish to Heaven I knew the fellow! Before +sunrise he should have more button holes in his doublet than ever his +tailor made." + +"Captain St. Prix," replied Henri, "you have not far to look. In me +behold the fortunate suitor. Come, come; confess that your pride, and +not your heart, was engaged in the affair. The game was fairly played; +the stakes are mine." + +"This trifling will not pass muster with me, sir," said the count, +sternly. "Know--if you knew it not before--that Raoul de St. Prix +never fixed his eye on a prize that he did not obtain, or missing it, +failed to punish his successful rival. You are a soldier, and you +understand me, sir," he added, touching his sword knot with his gloved +hand. + +"This is midsummer madness, Raoul," answered Henri, with good temper. +"Had I been unsuccessful, painful, fatal as the disappointment would +have been, I should have resigned the lady to you without a struggle." + +"That shows the difference between a gentleman and a _parvenu_," +retorted St. Prix. + +"A _parvenu_!" cried De Grandville, starting to his feet. + +"Yes. Who knows you? Whence came you? You are an intruder in our +ranks." + +"I bear the king's commission." + +"Yes, and have not courage enough to sustain it. I have defied you to +your teeth, and you refuse to fight." + +"My principles are opposed to duelling. In the words of the lady whose +preference honors me, 'I honor the soldier as much as I detest the +duellist.' Besides, has not the marshal strictly forbidden duels in +the camp? Conscience, reason, authority, every consideration forbids +my acceptance of the challenge." + +"Then," said St. Prix, "you shall submit to an indignity that +disgraces a French gentleman forever." And raising his sheathed sword, +he struck De Grandville with the flat of the scabbard. + +Henri's sword instantly flashed in the lamplight, and St. Prix drawing +his rapier, they were instantly engaged in deadly combat. Both were +expert swordsmen, and while one fought with the ferocity of hatred and +disappointment, the arm of the other was nerved by a sense of wrong. +The metallic ring of their blades was unintermitted, for neither +paused to take breath, but, with teeth set and eyes glaring, thrust, +parried, advanced, and fell back in the fierce ardor of the combat. At +last, De Grandville, seeing an opportunity, sent his adversary's blade +whirling through the air, and drawing back his weapon, prepared to +thrust it through his breast. + +"Strike!" said St. Prix; "you have vanquished me in love and in arms, +and there is nothing left me but to die." + +"Die, then, but on the field of battle, brave Raoul," said de +Grandville, "and since I have deprived you of your sword, take mine; I +shall be honored by the exchange." + +"Hold!" said a stern voice; and turning, Henri beheld with confusion +the countenance of Marshal Saxe, who, attended by a file of +musketeers, had entered the tent at the close of the duel. "You will +give up your sword to this officer, Captain de Grandville," added he, +pointing to a commissioned officer by whom he was accompanied. "Count +de St. Prix, you will pick up your weapon, also, and surrender it. +Officers who forget themselves so far as to seek each other's lives +upon the eve of battle, with the enemy before them, are unworthy of +command. This is matter for the provost marshal." + +And the old soldier seated himself at the table, and eyed the +offenders angrily and sternly. + +"May it please your excellency," said St. Prix, "I alone deserve to +suffer. I insulted the gentleman, and forced him to fight." + +"Forced him to fight?" said the marshal. "Hadn't he read the orders of +the day?" + +"I do not claim your clemency, marshal," said Henri. "I committed this +fault with my eyes open. But a man cannot always command his +passions." + +"That's true, my lad. But what were you fighting about?" + +"A woman, your excellency," said St. Prix. + +"A woman! fools! a woman that's not to be had without fighting for +isn't worth having. Well, well--boys will be boys. I pardon you on two +conditions. In the first place, you must shake hands." Henri and Raoul +advanced and joined their hands. "And in the next place, that you give +a good account of yourselves to-morrow. _Sacre nom de Dieu_! I can ill +spare two lads of spirit from the guards. And now," said the marshal, +rising, after restoring their swords to the officers, "good night, +gentlemen; and plenty of hard knocks to-morrow." + +The next day witnessed one of those terrible encounters, whose +sanguinary prints make a more indelible impression on the page of +history than the records of the more generous deeds of peaceful life. +The greatest gallantry was displayed on both sides, and on the part of +the French no officers were more distinguished for their valor than +the two guardsmen whose encounter on the previous evening we have just +related. Raoul de St. Prix, in the early part of the engagement, fell +sword in hand at the head of his company, thus meeting with honor a +fate he had earnestly desired. Henri de Grandville, in the course of +the day, found himself in command of the regiment, every officer of +higher rank having fallen. When the carnage had ceased, he laid a +stand of captured colors at the feet of the commander-in-chief, and +was complimented by Marshal Saxe at the head of the army, receiving +assurance that his gallantry should be at once reported to the king. + +Flushed with triumph, the young guardsman flew to the presence of his +mother, to receive her embrace and recount in modest terms the story +of his deeds. She rejoiced in his safety, and sympathized with his +joy. But all at once, as he made her the confident of other hopes, and +enlarged on the prospect of his speedy union with Heloise de +Clairville, her countenance changed, and her eyes became suffused with +tears. + +"Dear Henri," said she, "I knew nothing of this. Why did you not +sooner apprise me of this fatal passion?" + +"Fatal passion, dear mother! Why do you thus characterize the love I +bear to the purest, the most beautiful of her sex?" + +"She is, indeed, all that you paint her, Henri; but you must learn the +hard task of renouncing your hopes. You can never marry her." + +"And why so? Do you refuse your consent?" + +"Alas! no. But the Baron de Clairville--" + +"He regards me with a favorable eye. I have reason to think he knows +of my attachment to his daughter, and approves of it. Even now, his +congratulations had a marked meaning, which could hardly be +ambiguous." + +"But a fatal, an insurmountable barrier lies between you and the +object of your hopes." + +"Do not keep me in suspense," cried the young soldier, "Explain this +mystery, I implore you." + +"Have you fortitude to listen to a dreadful secret, the possession of +which has well nigh destroyed the life of your mother?" + +"God will give me strength to bear any stroke," replied Henri. "Thanks +to your instruction and example, I have schooled myself to suffer, +unrepining, whatever Providence, in its infinite wisdom, sees fitting +to inflict. If I have a soul for the dangers of the field, I have +also, I think, the courage to confront those trials that pierce the +heart with keener agonies than any the steel of a foeman can inflict. +Fear not to task me beyond my strength." + +"I will be as brief as possible," said the lady. "Your father, Henri, +was of noble birth and possessed of fortune. My own share of the +world's goods was small, and yet it was on this pittance alone that we +were sustained, till the exertions of a generous friend procured you, +under the name of De Grandville, (my maiden name,) a commission in the +guards." + +"Then De Grandville was not the name of my father." + +"No--he belonged to the noble house of Montmorenci. The early years of +our married life were passed in happiness that I always feared was too +great to be enduring. It was brought to a bitter and miserable end. +Deadly enemies--for the best and noblest have their foes--conspired +against your father, and he was accused--falsely accused, mark me--of +treason to his king and country. I will not tell you by what forgery +and perjury he was made to appear guilty--but he was convicted--and +sentenced--" + +"Sentenced!" + +"Ay, sentenced, and suffered. He died by the hands of _Monsieur de +Paris_!" + +"_Monsieur de Paris_!" + +"The executioner!" + +Henri uttered a piercing cry, and covered his face with his hands. He +remained a long time in this attitude, his frame convulsed by the +agonies of grief, while his mother watched, with streaming eyes, the +effect of her communication. At length he removed his hands, and +raised his head. His countenance was deadly pale,--the only indication +of the train of emotions which had just convulsed him,--but his look +was firm and high. + +"Mother," said he, pressing her hand, "I thank you. It was better to +learn this dreadful secret from your lips than from the words of +another. Henceforth we will live for each other--we shall have a +common sorrow and a common fate. I pray you to excuse me for a few +moments. I will soon rejoin you, but I have first a duty to perform." + +The young guardsman passed from his mother's presence to that of the +Baron de Clairville. + +"Welcome, welcome! my brave boy," said the old soldier. "You have +fairly won your spurs." + +"Sir, you flatter me," replied Henri, gravely. + +"Not at all. Saxe himself says that more distinguished gallantry never +fell beneath his notice." + +"You think then, baron, I can claim a post of honor and danger in the +next engagement?" + +"You can lead the Forlorn Hope if you like." + +"Enough, baron. I came to ask your forgiveness." + +"My forgiveness!" + +"Yes, sir, for having wronged you unconsciously so lately as last +evening." + +"Wronged me, and how, strange boy? you talk in riddles." + +"Last evening, sir, on the eve of battle, which might well, +considering what followed, have been my last of life, I sought your +daughter. Her manner, some unguarded words she dropped, emboldened me +to declare a secret which I had hitherto kept fast locked in my +breast. I threw myself at her feet, and told her that I loved her." + +"And she--" + +"Confessed that she loved me in return." + +"Henri! my boy--my son--my hero! this news makes me young again! it +gladdens my old heart like the shout of victory upon a stricken field. +Is this your offence? I freely pardon it." + +"You know not all, baron. You knew that I was a poor and obscure +soldier of fortune." + +"The man who has distinguished himself as you have done this day, +might claim the hand of an emperor's daughter." + +"Baron, between me and Heloise there lies a black shadow--a memory--a +horror, which forbids our meeting. The very name I bear does not +belong to me." + +"And how may you be named, young man, if not De Grandville?" + +"Henri de Montmorenci," replied the young soldier. + +"De Montmorenci!" cried the baron. "That is a noble and historic name. +The house of Montmorenci has been well represented in the field." + +"_And on the scaffold_!" added Henri, with deep emotion. + +"The scaffold!" exclaimed the baron. "Yes, yes; I remember now a +dreadful tragedy. But _he_ suffered unjustly." + +"No matter," answered Henri. "The ignominious punishment remains a +stain upon our escutcheon. Men will point to me as the son of a +condemned and executed traitor. Could I forget for a moment the +tragedy which has rendered my poor mother an animated image of death, +the finger of the world would recall my wandering thoughts to the +horrors of the fact. The scaffold, with all its bloody paraphernalia, +would rise up before me." + +"Henri, you are too sensitive," said the baron. "The best and bravest +of France (alas for our history!) have closed their lives upon the +scaffold. I believe your father innocent. If it were otherwise, you +have redeemed the honor of your race. You deserve my daughter's +hand--take her and be happy." + +"Make her the companion of my agony! Never." + +"Come with me," said the baron; "her smiles shall dispel these gloomy +fantasies." + +"No, no! urge me not," said the young guardsman. "Let me return to my +poor mother. She has need of all my consolation. I renounce forever my +ill-fated attachment. Heaven, for its own wise purposes, has chosen to +afflict me. Farewell, baron; I thank you for your kindness--your +generous friendship. You and Heloise will soon learn that Henri de +Montmorenci is no more. After the next battle, if you seek me out, you +will find me where the French dead lie thickest on the field." + +"Noble-hearted fellow!" cried the baron, when Henri had left him. "He +ought to be a field marshal." + +"Marshal Saxe requests your immediate presence, baron," said an +aide-de-camp, presenting himself with a salute. + +"Monsieur de Baron," said the commander-in-chief, when De Clairville +had obeyed the summons, "I have chosen you to carry my despatches to +the king; you will find yourself honorably mentioned therein, and I +think the favor of royalty will reward your merit." + +The baron bowed low as he received the despatches from the hand of the +marshal, and was soon ready for the journey, first taking a hasty +farewell of his daughter, whom he commended to the care of Madame de +Grandville, (or rather Montmorenci,) during his absence. + +In five days thereafter, he reported himself to the marshal, and was +then at liberty to attend to his private concerns. He found Heloise in +the company of Henri and his mother, and the gloom depicted on their +countenances presented a singular contrast to the radiant joy that +sparkled in the eyes and smiled on the lips of the genial and +warm-hearted old soldier. He kissed his daughter, saluted Madame de +Grandville, and then, shaking the young guardsman warmly by the hand, +exclaimed,-- + +"Good news, Henri; I bring you a budget of them. The king has heard of +your gallantry, and inquired into your story." + +"Heaven bless him!" exclaimed the mother. + +"The memory of your father," continued the baron, "has been vindicated +by a parliamentry decree affirming his innocence. His forfeited +estates are restored to his family; and I bring you, under the king's +seal, your commission as full colonel in the French Guards, and +letters patent of nobility, _Count_ Henri de Montmorenci!" + +Henri and his mother were nearly overwhelmed by this good news; while +Heloise clung to her father's arm for support. + +"No fainting, girl," said the happy baron. "That will never do for a +soldier's wife. Here, take her, count, make her happy--and let us hear +no more of your volunteering on Forlorn Hopes--at least, during the +honeymoon." + +We need not add that the baron's injunctions were implicitly obeyed. + + + + +PERSONAL SATISFACTION. + + +Mrs. Tubbs had been a very fine woman--she was still good looking at +the period of which we write, but then-- + + "Fanny was younger once than she is now, + And prettier of course." + +She had been married some years. Tubbs was a gentleman farmer, and +lived out in Roxbury, when land was cheaper there than it is now, and +a man of moderate means could own a few acres within three miles of +Boston State House. On retiring from the wholesale West India goods +business, he had purchased a little estate in the vicinity of the +Norfolk House, and raised vegetables and other "notions" with the +usual success attendant upon the agricultural experiments of gentlemen +amateurs; that is, his potatoes cost him about half a dollar a peck, +and his quinces ninepence apiece. He had a greenhouse one quarter of a +mile long, and kept a fire in it all the year round, at the suggestion +of a rascally gardener, whose brother kept a wood and coal yard. We +could tell some droll stories about Tubbs's gardening, if they were to +the purpose. We will mention, however, that when he went into the +vegetable business he was innocent as a lamb, and verdant as one of +his own green peapods, and of course he made some curious mistakes. He +was not aware that the infant bean, like the pious AEneas, was "in the +habit of carrying its father on its back," and so thinking that nature +had made a mistake, he reversed the order of the young sprouts, and +reinterred the aged beans. This was one of his many blunders. However, +we have nothing to do with his gardening. We have said he was innocent +as a lamb, but he was by no means so pacific; on the contrary, his +temper was as inflammable as gun cotton--the slightest spark would set +it in a blaze. + +To return to Mrs. Tubbs, whom we have most ungallantly left in the +lurch since the first paragraph. She had been into Boston one day, +shopping, and returned home in the omnibus. She sat between two young +men. The one on her right was modest and well-behaved, while the other +was entirely the reverse. He might have been drinking--he might have +been partially insane--these are charitable suppositions; but at all +events, he had the impertinence to address Mrs. Tubbs in a low tone, +audible only to herself. He muttered some compliment to her +appearance--talked a little nonsense--inoffensive in itself, but +intolerable as coming from a stranger. Mrs. Tubbs made no reply, but +she was glad to spring from the conveyance when the driver pulled up +at the Norfolk House. To her great joy she espied the faithful Tubbs, +attired in a _blouse_, and wheeling a barrow full of gravel down +Bartlett Street, with all the dignity of a gentleman farmer, conscious +of being a useful, if not an ornamental, member of society. She +accosted him with,-- + +"Tubbs, love, I've got something to tell you." + +Tubbs relinquished the handles of the barrow, and sat down in the +gravel. + +"Mr. Tubbs!" screamed the lady, "you've got your best pantaloons on." + +"Never mind, my dear; out with your story, for I'm busy." + +"Mr. Tubbs! I've been insulted!" + +Mr. Tubbs's head instantly became as red as one of his own blood +beets. + +"Who is the miscreant?" he yelled, jumping up. + +"A young man who sat next to me in the omnibus." + +"Describe him!" + +"Dark hair and eyes, with a black stock, light waistcoat, dark-colored +coat and pantaloons--" + +"Which way did he go?" interrupted Mr. Tubbs. + +"Into the hourly office." + +"'Tis well! Mrs. T., I'll have his heart's blood!" + +"Now, T., be calm!" interposed his better half. + +"Mrs. T., I will be calm," was the dignified reply, "calm as the +surface of Mount AEtna, on the eve of an eruption. Farewell, love, for +a moment. Have an eye to the wheelbarrow while I have a settlement +with this scoundrel!" + +With these words, Tubbs marched up the hill. He entered the hourly +office, and looked round him. His first glance lighted on a young man +who answered the description given by Mrs. Tubbs; but he wished to +make assurance doubly sure, and so he accosted him politely,-- + +"Fine growing weather, sir." + +"Yes, sir," replied the stranger. + +"Peas are doing finely," said Mr. Tubbs. + +"Indeed!" + +"If the weather holds, we can plant corn next week." + +"Indeed!" + +"Pray, sir," continued Tubbs, "did you come out in the last coach?" + +"I did, sir." + +"Was there a lady in the coach?" + +"There was, sir. I recollect a lady sat next to me." + +"_You scoundrel! what did you mean by insulting my wife_?" + +This question was followed by a blow, which sent the young gentleman +sprawling on the floor. Tubbs stood him up, and knocked him down again +and again, like a man practising on a single pin in a bowling alley. +The sufferer showed some fight, but Tubbs's blood was up, and he +hammered down all opposition. The drivers looked on in admiration to +see "Old Tubbs vollop the chap as had insulted his wife," and so he +had it all his own way. He dragged the offender out of the office, and +finished him off on the sidewalk. He was engaged in this laudable +occupation, when his better half, tired of mounting guard over the +wheelbarrow, appeared upon the field. + +"Mr. Tubbs!" she screamed. + +"Wait a minute, my dear. I've only done one side of his head." + +"But, Mr. Tubbs! _That wasn't the man_!" + +Tubbs suspended operations, and stood fixed in horror. The remains of +the injured individual were taken into the hourly office. Then came +remorse and apologies unaccepted and unacceptable--a lawyer's +letter--an action for assault and battery, and heavy damages. The real +offender had escaped, and was never heard of; the victim was the +well-behaved young gentleman, who had sat on Mrs. Tubbs's right. Her +description, which had answered for both, had occasioned the dilemma, +which, while it proved an expensive lesson to Mr. Tubbs, was also an +effectual one, and saved him from many a rash and hasty action, and +induced him ever afterwards to adopt Colonel Crockett's golden maxim, +"_Be always sure you're right, then go ahead_." + + + + +THE CASTLE ON THE RHINE. + + +In one of those old feudal castles, which, perched, like eagle nests, +upon the picturesque hills that overhang + + "The wide and winding Rhine," + +and with their crumbling and ivy-grown towers, arrest the eyes of the +delighted traveller, as he views them from the deck of the gliding +steamer, there dwelt, some years ago, the Baron Von Rosenburg and his +lady Mathilde. The baron was a very proud man, and continually +boasting of his descent from a "long and noble line of martial +ancestors," gentlemen who were wont, in the "good old times," to wear +steel on head, back, and breast, and each of whom supported a score of +retainers in his feudal castle. Where the money comes from to support +a princely housekeeping, when the head of the family has no property +or employment, is sometimes a mystery nowadays; but no such doubt +attached to the resources of the baron's ancestors. These gentlemen, +when short of provisions, would sally forth at the head of their +followers, and capture the first drove of cattle they encountered, +without stopping to inquire into the ownership. Sometimes they made +excursions on the river, and levied contributions on the little barks +of traders who often carried valuable cargoes from one Rhine town to +another. + +But the privileges of the robber knights and bandit nobles were sadly +shorn by the progressive spirit of modern civilization. With a total +disregard of the immunities of chivalry, modern legislators declared +that it was as great a crime for a baron to seize on a herd of cattle +as for a peasant to steal a sheep. Hence the great families along the +Rhine went into decay. The castles were dismantled, many noble names +died out, very few remained, the representatives of the ancestral +glory of olden times. + +Among them was the baron. He had been a soldier and a courtier in his +youth, had spent some time abroad, and was about forty when he married +a lady of the same age, and settled down in the old family castle of +Rosenberg. Here he lorded it over the surrounding valley, the simple +inhabitants of which, though exempt from all feudal obligations, yet +in some sort regarded themselves as vassals of the baron. They made +him presents of fish, accompanied him to the chase, and lent him a +willing hand, whenever he required assistance at the castle. + +The baron, though he had the wherewithal to live comfortably enough, +was yet a poor representative of the race he sprang from. His army +consisted of a few farm servants, his cavalry of a ploughboy on a +cart-horse, and his navy of a fishing boat. But, on the whole, he was +happy. He passed his days either in trimming his vines or hunting, and +his evenings in poring over mildewed parchments or books of heraldry, +hunting up long pedigrees, and puffing a monstrous meerschaum till the +atmosphere was as dense as the interior of a smokehouse. The lady +Mathilde embroidered from morning till night. + +They had, however, a common source of grief. Fate had not blessed them +with children. The lady yearned for the companionship of a daughter; +the baron mourned at the prospect of the extinction of his name for +want of a male heir. + +It was while pondering on this subject one day, as they were strolling +out together, that the baron and his lady came upon the cottage of an +old soldier named Karl Mueller, who cultivated a little vineyard not +far from the castle. + +The old man was seated on a bench before his door, smoking, and so +deeply plunged in revery, that he was not aware of the approach of +visitors till the baron touched him on the shoulder. + +"In a brown study, Karl?" said the baron. + +"I have enough to think about," returned the soldier "I'm getting old, +and one thing troubles me." + +"What's that, my good fellow?" + +"Why, you see, baron, I'm not alone here." + +"Not alone?" + +"No, sir--I--have--I have a little child here." + +"I never knew you were married, Karl." + +"Nor was I, your honor. For I always thought an infantry soldier ought +to be in marching order, and never have more baggage than he could +carry in his knapsack. No, no; the child is none of mine." + +"But it is related to you," said the baroness. + +"It is my grandchild, madam," replied the soldier, fixing his eyes on +the lady; "and the child of as brave a man as ever faced the fire of +the enemy. He might have been a field marshal, for the matter of that. +I saw him at Oberstadt when the hussars went down to charge the +enemy's light cavalry. Faith, madam, they made daylight shine through +their ranks. Their curved sabres cut them up as the sickle does the +corn. I saw him, the girl's father, madam, go into that affair with +the hussars; but he came not out safe. It was pitiful to see his +uniform all dabbled with blood, as he lay on the ground, and to see +his pale lips quivering, as he prayed for water. I gave him the last +drop in my canteen, and I swore I'd protect the child. But I fear I'm +getting too old for the task." + +The baroness, whose eyes were filled with tears, turned to her +husband, and asked,-- + +"Shall we not give a shelter to the child of a brave man?" + +The baron nodded, and the proposal was accepted by Karl, who retired +into his cottage, and immediately reappeared, bringing forth a +beautiful girl of ten, with fair hair and blue eyes, and a form of +graceful symmetry. + +"A girl! nonsense!" said the baron, in a tone of disappointment. But +the baroness folded the child in her arms with rapture. The child +responded to the caresses of the lady with equal ardor. + +So the little Adelaide was soon domesticated in the castle which her +frolic spirit filled with gayety. The baroness renewed her youth in +gazing upon hers, and the baron never scolded her, even when she took +his pipe out of his mouth, or rummaged among his parchments. + +As she grew up to womanhood, she became more serious and thoughtful. +She was anxious to learn every thing touching her father, but on this +subject the baroness could give her no information; and Karl, her +grandfather, seemed equally averse to speaking of it. When hard +pressed, he promised to speak out at some future time. + +One day she was summoned in great haste to the cottage of old Karl. +The old man had suddenly been taken ill, and required the presence of +his granddaughter. It was evident, at a glance, that he was on his +death bed. + +"Adelaide," said he, "forgive me, before I die, that I may depart in +peace." + +"Forgive you, dear grandfather! am I not deeply indebted to you?" + +"I should have reposed more confidence in you; I should have spoken to +you about your parents." + +"My father?" asked Adelaide. + +"Was a brave and good man. But of your mother--your good mother--she +was--" + +Here a spasm interrupted his utterance, and he lay back on his pillow +gasping for breath. After a brief space he seemed to revive again, and +made strong efforts to express himself, but his breath failed him. He +motioned to Adelaide to fetch him writing materials, and while she +held a sheet of paper on a book before him, he essayed with feeble +fingers to trace a sentence with a pen. But the rapid approach of +death foiled all his endeavors to communicate a secret that evidently +lay close to his heart; and while the young girl bent over him in an +agony of grief, he gently sighed away his last. The baron and baroness +found their _protegee_, an hour afterwards, still sorrowing by the +bedside of her early friend and protector. With gentle violence they +removed her from the chamber of death, and took her home to the +castle, where they gave directions to the proper persons to take +charge of the old soldier's remains, and inter them with that decent +respect which was due to his character and station. Among his effects +was found a will, in which he made Adelaide his heiress, bequeathing +to her his little landed estate, and a small sum in gold, the produce +of his toil and frugality. This event cast a gloom over the spirits of +the young maiden, from which, however, her religious persuasions, the +attention of her friends, and the elasticity of her youth, eventually +relieved her. + +The old castle on the Rhine was gay once more, when Rudolph Ernstein, +a nephew of the baron, a gay young captain of hussars, whose +gallantry and beauty had given him reputation at Vienna, came to pay a +long visit to his uncle. He was a high-spirited and accomplished young +man, had served with distinction, was a devoted admirer of the ladies, +and one of those military Adonises who are born to conquest. He was +charmed to find domesticated beneath the old roof tree so fair and +lovable a girl as Adelaide, and of course did his best to render his +society agreeable to her. He sang to her songs of his own writing, to +airs of his own composition, accompanied on his guitar; he told her +tales of strange lands that he had visited, of cavalry skirmishes in +which he had participated, sketched her favorite scenes in pencil, and +offered to teach her the newest dances in vogue at Vienna. He was a +dangerous companion to a young girl whose imagination needed but a +spark to kindle it, and for a time she indulged in the wild hope that +she had made a conquest of Rudolph. But then her reason told her, that +even if he loved her, it would be impossible for a young man of family +to offer his hand to an almost portionless girl, about whose origin a +veil of mystery seemed wrapped. The names of her parents, even, had +never been disclosed to her, by the lips of probably the only man who +knew her history, and those lips were now cold and mute in death. +Hence the little gleam of sunshine which had for a moment penetrated +her heart was speedily quenched in a deeper darkness than that which +reigned in it before, and she could not help viewing the visit of +Rudolph as an ominous event. + +One morning, she was witness to a scene which dashed out the last +faint glimmering of hope. They were all seated at a huge oaken table, +from which the servants had just removed the apparatus of the morning +meal. + +"Rudolph," said the baron, after lighting his pipe,--an operation of +great solemnity and deliberation, and taking a few whiffs to make sure +that its contents were duly ignited,--"Rudolph, do you know why I sent +for you to Rosenburg?" + +"Why, sir," replied the hussar, "I suppose it was because you really +have a sort of regard for an idle, good-for-nothing fellow, whose +redeeming quality is an attachment to a very kind old uncle, and whose +nonsense and good spirits are perhaps a partial compensation for the +trouble he gives every body in this tumble-down old castle." + +"Tumble-down old castle!" exclaimed the baron, in high dudgeon, the +latter part of the soldier's speech cancelling the former; "why, you +jackanapes, it will stand for centuries. It resisted the cannon of +Napoleon, and it bids defiance to the battering of time. Yes, sir, +Rosenburg will stand long after your great-great-grandchildren are +superannuated." + +"I am not likely to be blessed in the way you hint at, uncle," said +the soldier, carelessly. "I am likely, for aught I see, to die a +bachelor." + +"Nonsense!" said the baron. "What's to become of your family name? Do +you think I will allow it to die out, like the Pumpernickels, the +Snaphausens, and the Ollenstoffenburgers? No, boy. I sent for you to +tell you that I have contracted for your hand with my friend the Baron +Von Steinberg." + +"Really, sir, you dispose of me in a very cavalier way." + +"That's because you're too careless or lazy to look out for yourself," +retorted the baron. "But then you can have no possible objection to +the present match. The fair Julia is just twenty--eyes, you dog--lips, +you rascal--a shape, you blockhead, to bewitch an anchorite. And then +she has the gelt--the money, my boy." + +"A commodity of which I happen to be minus," said the soldier. + +"Arn't you my heir?" asked the baron. + +"You are very kind," said the hussar, with a slight sigh. + +He glanced at Adelaide, but he read no sentiment on her calm and +pensive countenance. + +"She's as cold as a glacier on the Donderberg!" he muttered to +himself. + +"Well, sir--you haven't given me an answer," said the baron, +impatiently. + +"My dear uncle," said the soldier, jumping up, and snatching his +fowling-piece, "it's a glorious morning for sport; and I'm much +mistaken if I don't add a half dozen brace of birds to your bill of +fare to-day." + +"But the fair Julia Von Steinberg?" said the baron. + +"O! I forgot," said Rudolph. "I'm entirely in your hands. Do with me +as you please. My profession, you know, has given me habits of +obedience. I suppose I must sacrifice myself. Good morning." + +And away he went to enjoy his sport upon the mountains. + +"Young, lovely, and rich!" said poor Adelaide, with a sigh, when she +had regained her room. "If this be true, she is indeed worthy of +Ernstein. He will love her--they will be happy--and I--I can but wish +them joy, and die." + +There was great preparation in the castle Von Rosenburg, that day +week, for the reception of the prospective bride. Every thing was +cleaned and furbished up, from battlement to dungeon keep. An old flag +with the family arms was hoisted from the rampart, and the butler, who +had served in the wars of the Alliance, mounted an old swivel on the +ramparts with the intention of firing it off, on the approach of the +old family carriage of the Von Steinbergs, Captain Rudolph Von +Ernstein, in his splendid hussar uniform, looked the beau ideal of a +soldier lover. Even the baron was rejuvenated by a court suit that had +not seen the light since the nuptials of Maria Louisa and the Emperor +Napoleon. + +At last the carriage appeared. The villagers and hangers on of the +establishment hurrahed in the court yard as it drew up, the old butler +applied the match to the priming of the swivel and was prostrated by +the discharge, while the baron came near tumbling over his sword in +his eagerness to welcome his old friend and his old friend's daughter. + +The Baron Von Steinberg alighted and bowed his thanks; while Captain +Rudolph handed out the lovely Julia. As her light foot touched the +pavement, Adelaide advanced to offer a bouquet; at one glance she +appreciated the exquisite beauty of her rival, and dropping the +flowers, retired to an obscure corner of the court yard to conceal her +anguish and despair. + +The festive train swept into the castle. All was gayety and uproar +within doors. The baron could scarce contain the transports of his +joy; and Von Steinberg was equally excited. The excitement, however, +seemed to be too much for the fair Julia, whose cheek was paler than +the satin robe she wore, while Rudolph, perhaps from sympathy, was +uneasy and agitated. + +At last the bell of the castle was rung for dinner, and the party +proceeded to the great hall. But Adelaide did not make her appearance. +Search was made for her; she was not in her apartment. An angry flush +overspread the brow of old Rosenburg at this announcement, and after +some minutes passed in waiting for her appearance, he ordered dinner +to be served without her. The repast was not a very gay one, +notwithstanding the efforts of the master of the house to make it so. +Night had long fallen, and Adelaide did not reappear. The family, from +being vexed, now became alarmed, and it was determined to go in search +of her. Rudolph and the baron went forth with two servants and torches +to scour the woods, after vainly searching through the castle. One of +the men went on in advance. He had been gone but a short time when he +came back speechless with grief and amazement. Rudolph and his uncle +pushed forward through the thickets, and on the banks of a small +stream, dammed up to form a lake, they found the bonnet and shawl of +the missing girl. + +"Good God!" exclaimed Rudolph, "she has destroyed herself. I have +noticed a strange wildness in her appearance for several days past; in +a fit of mental aberration she has wandered away, and here found her +death." + +A piercing scream was heard at this moment. The baroness, who had +followed them, had recognized the garments of Adelaide. + +"My child! my child!" she shrieked, "my own! my beautiful! she is no +more." + +"This is worse and worse," said the baron, wringing his hands. "This +will make us all mad." + +But at this moment a boat was seen approaching. It was the miller, who +brought with him the body of Adelaide, dripping as it had been drawn +from the water. He laid her fair form upon the bank. The baroness, who +could not be restrained, threw herself beside her, and kissed her pale +lips. Rudolph, too, seized the cold hands. + +"She lives!" he exclaimed. "She is not lost to us!" + +"Rudolph--dear Rudolph!" murmured the poor girl. + +"My child! my child! she lives!" cried the baroness. + +And it was indeed so. She had thrown herself into the water, indeed, +but the miller, who happened to be at hand, had flown to her rescue, +and she was now, by the united efforts of her friends, restored to +consciousness. + +"Dear, dear Adelaide!" cried the baroness; "your life repays me now +for all my sufferings. Yes, dearest, you are my own, my only child. +Yes, baron," she added, noticing the incredulous expression of her +husband--"the supposed death of a daughter has wrung from a mother's +heart the despairing cry that betrayed her secret. In former days, I +married, secretly, Colonel Schonfeldt, a brave soldier of the emperor, +against whom my parents cherished a deadly enmity. He fell upon the +field of battle, and this poor girl, the fruit of our love, was +committed to the hands of strangers, till such time as I could take +her to my heart. I avow it without shame, nor can you, baron, whose +noble qualities won my heart, reproach me with the love I bear this +dear girl." + +"She is my child now," said the baron, "as well as yours. Let us take +her back to the castle; she is a precious charge." + +"I will see to her," said Rudolph, "and it shall not be my fault if +she ever have another protector." + +So the party regained the castle, where Von Steinberg and Julia were +anxiously awaiting their return. + +When Adelaide had been carefully attended to, Rudolph sought his uncle +and guests in the great hall. + +"Miss Julia Von Steinberg," said the soldier, "since confessions are +the order of the night, I must place mine on record. I met you to-day +in obedience to orders, believing my heart was my own. The event of +to-night has told me too truly that I had unconsciously lost it. But I +am a man of honor, and if you will accept my hand without my heart, +it is yours." + +"Captain Ernstein," replied the beauty, "I thank you for your frank +confession. I cannot possibly accept your hand without your heart. +Nay--do not frown, father--I have a secret for your ear, and if you do +not wish to wreck your daughter's happiness, you will urge me no +further." + +Von Steinberg frowned, and pshawed, and pished, and then, clearing his +voice, addressed the baron. + +"Come, Von Rosenberg," said he, "confess that we have been acting like +a couple of old fools, in trying our hand at match making--it is a +business for the young people themselves, and not for old soldiers +like us. Say, shall we reduce the mutineers to obedience, or shall we +let them have it their own way?" + +"Circumstances alter cases," answered the baron. "When I proposed for +Julia's hand, I didn't know my wife had a daughter to marry. And if +that were not the case, I am inclined to think the secret alluded to +by the young lady, would prove an insuperable obstacle to the +ratification of our treaty." + +This secret was no other than a love affair between the fair Julia and +a certain count who had waltzed with her at the baths of Baden-Baden, +the preceding summer. We are glad to say that the flirtation thus +happily commenced ended in matrimony. As for Rudolph, he was shortly +after united to the fair Adelaide, on which occasion the baron gave +such a rouse as the old towers of Von Rosenberg had not known since +the rollicking days of its first feudal masters. It was illuminated at +every window and loophole, so that the waters of the Rhine rolled +beneath it a sea of fire, or as if their channels were overflowed +with generous Asmanshausen; and the old butler discharged his swivel +so many times that he had to be taken down from the battlements and +drenched with Rhenish to preserve his life. + +Thus ended all that is worthy commemorating in the modern history of +the Castle on the Rhine. + + + + +LOVE IN A COTTAGE. + + +"Tell me, Charley, who is that fascinating creature in blue that +waltzes so divinely?" asked young Frank Belmont of his friend Charles +Hastings, as they stood "playing wallflower" for the moment, at a +military ball. + +"Julia Heathcote," answered Charles, with a half sigh, "an old flame +of mine. I proposed, but she refused me." + +"On what ground?" + +"Simply because I had a comfortable income. Her head is full of +romantic notions, and she dreams of nothing but love in a cottage. She +contends that poverty is essential to happiness--and money its bane." + +"Have you given up all hopes of her?" + +"Entirely; in fact, I'm engaged." + +"Then you have no objections to my addressing this dear, romantic +angel?" + +"None whatever. But I see my _fiancee_--excuse me--I must walk through +the next quadrille with her." + +Frank Belmont was a stranger in Boston--a New Yorker--immensely rich +and fashionable, but his reputation had not preceded him, and Charley +Hastings was the only man who knew him in New England. He procured an +introduction to the beauty from one of the managers, and soon danced +and talked himself into her good graces. In fact, it was a clear case +of love at first sight on both sides. + +The enamoured pair were sitting apart, enjoying a most delightful +_tete-a-tete_. Suddenly Belmont heaved a deep sigh. + +"Why do you sigh, Mr. Belmont?" asked the fair Julia, somewhat pleased +with this proof of sensibility. "Is not this a gay scene?" + +"Alas! yes," replied Belmont, gloomily; "but fate does not permit me +to mingle habitually in scenes like this. They only make my ordinary +life doubly gloomy--and even here I deem to see the shadow of a fiend +waving me away. What right have I to be here?" + +"What fiend do you allude to?" asked Miss Heathcote, with increasing +interest. + +"A fiend hardly presentable in good society," replied Belmont, +bitterly. "One could tolerate a Mephistophiles--a dignified fiend, +with his pockets full of money--but my tormentor, if personified, +would appear with seedy boots and a shocking bad hat." + +"How absurd!" + +"It is too true," sighed Belmont, "and the name of this fiend is +_Poverty_!" + +"Are you poor?" + +"Yes, madam. I am poor, and when I would fain render myself agreeable +in the eyes of beauty--in the eyes of one I could love, this fiend +whispers me, 'Beware! you have nothing to offer her but love in a +cottage.'" + +"Mr. Belmont," said Julia, with sparkling eyes, and a voice of unusual +animation, "although there are sordid souls in this world, who only +judge of the merits of an individual by his pecuniary possessions, I +am not one of that number. I respect poverty; there is something +highly poetical about it, and I imagine that happiness is oftener +found in the humble cottage than beneath the palace roof." + +Belmont appeared enchanted with this encouraging avowal. The next +day, after cautioning his friend Charley to say nothing of his actual +circumstances, he called on the widow Heathcote and her fair daughter +in the character of the "poor gentleman." The widow had very different +notions from her romantic offspring, and when Belmont candidly +confessed his poverty on soliciting permission to address Julia, he +was very politely requested to change the subject, and never mention +it again. + +The result of all this manoeuvring was an elopement; the belle of +the ball jumping out of a chamber window on a shed, and coming down a +flight of steps to reach her lover, for the sake of being romantic, +when she might just as well have walked out of the front door. + +The happy couple passed a day in New York city, and then Frank took +his beloved to his "cottage." + +An Irish hack conveyed them to a miserable shanty in the environs of +New York, where they alighted, and Frank, escorting the bride into the +apartment which served for parlor, kitchen, and drawing room, and was +neither papered nor carpeted, introduced her to his mother, much in +the way Claude Melnotte presents Pauline. The old woman, who was +peeling potatoes, hastily wiped her hands and face with a greasy +apron, and saluted her "darter," as she called her, on both cheeks. + +"Can it be possible," thought Julia, "that this vulgar creature is my +Belmont's mother?" + +"Frank!" screamed the old woman, "you'd better go right up stairs and +take off them clothes--for the boy's been sent arter 'em more'n fifty +times. Frank borried them clothes, ma'am," she added to Julia, by way +of explanation, "to look smart when he went down east." + +The bridegroom retired on this hint, and soon reappeared in a pair of +faded nankeen pantaloons, reaching to about the calf of the leg, a +very shabby black coat, out at the elbows, a ragged black vest, and, +instead of his varnished leather boots, a pair of immense cowhide +brogans. + +"Now," said he, sitting quietly down by the cooking stove, "I begin to +feel at home. Ah! this is delightful, isn't it, dearest?" and he +warbled,-- + + "Though never so humble, there's no place like home." + +Julia's heart swelled so that she could not utter a word. + +"Dearest," said Frank, "I think you told me you had no objection to +smoking?" + +"None in the least," said the bride; "I rather like the flavor of a +cigar." + +"O, a cigar!" replied Belmont; "that would never do for a poor man." + +And O, horror! he produced an old clay pipe, and filling it from a +little newspaper parcel of tobacco, began to smoke with a keen relish. + +"Dinner! dinner!" he exclaimed at length; "ah! thank you, mother; I'm +as hungry as a bear. Codfish and potatoes, Julia--not very tempting +fare--but what of that? our aliment is love!" + +"Yes, and by way of treat," added the old woman, "I've been and gone +and bought a whole pint of Albany ale, and three cream cakes, from the +candy shop next block." + +Poor Julia pleaded indisposition, and could not eat a mouthful. Before +Belmont, however, the codfish and potatoes, and the ale, and cream +cakes disappeared with a very unromantic and unlover-like velocity. At +the close of the meal, a thundering double knock was heard at the +door. + +"Come in!" cried Belmont. + +A low-browed man, in a green waistcoat, entered. + +"Now, Misther Belmont," he exclaimed, in a strong Hibernian accent, +"are ye ready to go to work? By the powers! if I don't see ye sailed +to-morrow on the shopboard, I'll discharge ye without a character--and +ye shall starve on the top of that." + +"To-morrow morning, Mr. Maloney," replied Belmont, meekly, "I'll be at +my post." + +"And it'll be mighty healthy for you to do that same," replied the man +as he retired. + +"Belmont, speak--tell me," gasped Julia, "who is that man--that +loafer?" + +"He is my employer," answered Belmont, smiling. + +"And his profession?" + +"He is a tailor." + +"And you?" + +"Am a journeyman tailor, at your service--a laborious and thankless +calling it ever was to me--but now, dearest, as I drive the hissing +goose across the smoking seam, I shall think of my own angel and my +dear cottage, and be happy." + +That night Julia retired weeping to her room in the attic. + +"That 'ere counterpin, darter," said the old woman, "I worked with +these here old hands. Ain't it putty? I hope you'll sleep well here. +There's a broken pane of glass, but I've put one of Frank's old hats +in it, and I don't think you'll feel the draught. There used to be a +good many rats here, but I don't think they'll trouble you now, for +Frank's been a pizinin' of 'em." + +Left alone, Julia threw herself into a chair, and burst into a flood +of tears. Even Belmont had ceased to be attractive in her eyes--the +stern privations that surrounded her banished all thoughts of love. +The realities of life had cured her in one day of all her Quixotic +notions. + +"Well, Julia, how do you like poverty and love in a cottage?" asked +Belmont, entering in his bridal dress. + +"Not so well, sir, as you seem to like that borrowed suit," answered +the bride, reddening with vexation. + +"Very well; you shall suffer it no longer. My carriage awaits your +orders at the door." + +"Your carriage, indeed!" + +"Yes, dearest, it waits but for you, to bear us to Belmont Hall, my +lovely villa on the Hudson." + +"And your mother?" + +"I have no mother, alas! The old woman down stairs is an old servant +of the family." + +"Then you've been deceiving me, Frank--how wicked!" + +"It was all done with a good motive. You were not born to endure a +life of privation, but to shine the ornament of an elegant and refined +circle. I hope you will not love me the less when you learn that I am +worth nearly half a million--that's the melancholy fact, and I can't +help it." + +"O Frank!" cried the beautiful girl, and hid her face in his bosom. + +She presided with grace at the elegant festivities of Belmont Hall, +and seemed to support her husband's wealth and luxurious style of +living with the greatest fortitude and resignation, never complaining +of her comforts, nor murmuring a wish for living in a cottage. + + + + +THE CAREER OF AN ARTIST. + + I woke up one morning and found myself + famous.--BYRON. + + +Julian Montfort was a farmer's boy; bred up to the plough handle and +cart tail. His father and mother were plain, honest people, of +hard-working habits and limited ideas, and without the slightest dash +of romance in their temperaments. Their house, their lands were +unprepossessing in appearance. The soil was impoverished by long and +illiberal culture; and old Montfort had a true old-fashioned prejudice +against trees. Instead of smiling hedgerows, with here and there a +weeping elm or plumy evergreen to cast their graceful shadows upon the +pasture land, his acres were enclosed with harsh stone walls, or an +unpicturesque Virginia fence with its zigzag of rude rails. The farmer +had an equal prejudice against books, "book larnin', and book-larned +men." Of course, with these ideas, Julian's education was limited to a +few quarters' schooling under an old pedagogue, whose native language +was Dutch, and who never took very kindly to the English tongue. +Besides, teaching was only an episode with him; for his vocation was +that of a clergyman, and he held forth on Sundays in alternate Dutch +and English to his little congregation--as is still the custom in many +of the small agricultural parishes in New York State, where the scene +of our veritable story lies. + +Our hero, young Julian, early began to show a restiveness under the +training he received, which sadly perplexed his plain matter-of-fact +father. The latter could not conceive why the boy should sometimes +leave his plough in the furrow, and sit upon a hillock, gazing +curiously and admiringly upon a simple wild flower. He knew not why +the youth should stand with his eyes fixed upon the western sky when +it was pavilioned with crimson, and gold, and purple; or later yet, +when, one by one, the stars came timidly forth and took their places +in the darkening heaven. He shook his head at these manifestations, +and confidently informed his help-mate that he feared the boy was "not +right"--significantly touching, as he spoke, that portion of his +anatomy where he fondly imagined a vast quantity of brain of very +superior quality was safely stowed away, guarded by a sufficient +quantity of skull to protect it against any accident. Neither he nor +the good wife imagined, for a moment, that Julian was a genius, and +that his talent, circumscribed by circumstances, was struggling for an +outlet for its development. + +At last the divine spark within him was kindled into flame. An +itinerant portrait painter came round, with his tools of trade, and +did the dominie in brown and red, and the squire's daughter in +vermilion and flake white, and set the whole village agog with his +marvellous achievements. Julian cultivated his acquaintance, received +some secret instructions in the A B C of art, and bargained for some +drawing and painting materials. His aspirations had at length found an +object. Long and painfully he labored in secret; but his advances were +rapid, for he took nature as a model. At last he ventured to display +his latest achievement--a small portrait of his father. It was first +shown to his mother, and filled her with astonishment and delight. It +is the privilege of woman, however circumstanced, to appreciate and +applaud true genius. Of course, Moliere's housekeeper occurs to the +reader as an illustration. The picture was next shown to the old man. +He gazed at it with a sort of silent horror, puffing the smoke from +his pipe in short, spasmodic jerks, and slowly shaking his head before +he spoke. + +"Do you know it, father?" asked the young artist. + +"Know it!" exclaimed the old man. "Yes--yes--I see myself there like I +was lookin' into a glass. There's my nose, and eyes, and mouth, and +hair; yes, and there's my pipe. It ain't right--it can't be +right--it's witchcraft. Satan must ha' helped you, boy--you couldn't +never ha' done it without the aid of the evil one." + +This was a sad damper. But just then the dominie luckily happened in +to take a pipe with his parishioner. He pronounced the work excellent, +and satisfied his old friend's doubts as to the honesty of the +transaction. Julian blessed the old man in his heart for the comfort +he afforded. + +And now the fame of the young painter flew through the village. The +tavern keeper ordered a head of General Washington for his sign board, +the old one--originally a portrait of the Duke of Cambridge with the +court dress painted out--not satisfying some of his critical +customers. And for the blacksmith, Montfort painted a rampant black +horse, prevented from falling backward by a solid tail. The stable +keeper also gave him orders for sundry coats of arms to be depicted on +wagon panels and sleigh dashers, so that the incipient artist had +plenty of orders and not a little cash. + +But he soon grew tired of this local reputation. He panted for the +association of kindred spirits; for the impulse and example to be +found in some great centre of civilization; for refinement, fame--all +that is dear to an ardent imagination. And so, one morning, he +announced his intention of seeking his fortune in the city of New +York. + +His mother was sad, but did not oppose his wishes; his father shook +his head, as he always did when any thing was proposed--no matter +what. The old gentleman seemed to derive great pleasure from shaking +his head, and no one interfered with so harmless an amusement. + +"Goin' to York, hey?" said he, emitting sundry puffs of smoke. "The +Yorkers are a curious set of people, boy. I read into a paper once't +about how they car' on--droppin' pocket books, and sellin' brass +watches for gold, and knockin' people down and stompin' onto 'em." + +"But the dominie thinks I might make money there," said the young man. + +"O, then you'd better go. The dominie's got a longer head than you or +I, boy," said the old man. + +"Yes, father," said the youth, kindling with animation. "In New York I +am sure to win fame and fortune. I shall come back, then, and buy you +a better farm, and hire hands for you, so that you won't be obliged to +work so hard--and you can set out trees." + +"Hain't no opinion of trees," said the old man, shaking his head. + +"Well, well, father, you shall have money, and do what you like with +it; for my part I shall be content with fame." + +"Fame! what is that?" said the old man, laying down his pipe in +bewilderment. + +"Fame! Do you ask what fame is?" exclaimed the romantic boy. But he +paused, convinced in a moment of the perfect futility of attempting to +convey an idea of the unsubstantial phantom to the old man's +intellect. Perhaps the old farmer was the better philosopher of the +two. + +But Julian gained his point, and departed for the great city--the goal +of so many struggles, the grave of so many hopes. He was at first +dazzled by the splendors of the artificial life, into the heart of +which he plunged; and then, with a homesick feeling, he sighed for +that verdurous luxury of nature he had left. He missed the trees--for +he thought the shabby and rusty foliage of the Battery and Park hardly +worthy of that name. But, in time to save him from utter +disappointment and heart sickness, there opened on his vision the +glorious dawning of the world of art. He passed from gallery to +gallery, and from studio to studio, drinking in the beauties that +unfolded before him with the eyes of his body and his soul. He was +enraptured, dazzled, enchanted. Then he settled down to work in his +humble room, economizing the scanty funds he had brought with him to +the city. Like many young aspirants, he grasped, at first, at the most +difficult subjects. He constantly groped for a high ideal. He would +fly before he had learned to walk. With an imperfect knowledge of +architecture and anatomy, and a limited stock of information, he would +paint history--mythology. He sought to illustrate poetry, and dared +attempt scenes from the Bible, Shakspeare, and Milton. He failed, +though there were glimpses of grandeur and glory in his faulty +attempts. + +Then he turned back, with a sickening feeling, to the elements of art, +distasteful as he found them. It was hard to pore over rectangles and +curves, bones and muscles, angles and measurements, after sporting +with irregular forms and fascinating colors. He tried portraiture, but +he had no feeling for the business. He could not transfigure the dull +and commonplace heads he was to copy. He had not the nice tact that +makes beauty of ugliness without the loss of identity. He could not +ennoble vulgarians. The sordid man bore the stamp of baseness on his +canvas. His pictures were too true; and truth is death to the portrait +painter. + +He began to grow morbid in his feelings, and was fast verging to a +misanthrope. His clothes grew shabby, and looked shabbier for his +careless way of wearing them. He was often cold and hungry. There were +times when he viewed with envy and hate the evidences of prosperity he +saw about him. He railed against those pursuits of life which made men +rich and prosperous. He began to think with the French demagogue, that +"property was a theft," and to regard with great favor the socialistic +doctrines then coming into vogue. The American social system he +pronounced corrupt and rotten, and deserving to be uprooted and +subverted. And this was the rustic boy, who, a few months before, had +left his home so full of hope, and generous feeling, and high +aspiration. + +There were times when he yearned for the humble scenes of his boyhood. +But he was too proud to throw up his pencils and palette, and go back +to the old farm house; and so he found a vent for his home feeling in +painting some of the scenes of his earliest life--the rustic dances, +the huskings, the haymakings, and junketings with which he was so +familiar. + +One of these pictures--a rustic dance was the subject--he sent to a +gilder's to be framed. He had consecrated three dollars to this +purpose, and went one day to see how his commission had been executed. +He found the picture framer, who was also a picture dealer, in his +shirt sleeves, talking with a middle-aged gentleman, who was praising +his performance. + +"Really a very clever thing," said the gentleman, scanning the +painting through his gold-bowed eye glasses. + +"The composition, coloring, and light and shade, are admirable; but +the life, animation, and naturalness of the figures make its great +charm. Ah, why don't our artists study to produce life as it exists +around them, and as they themselves know it and feel it, instead of +giving us the gods and goddesses of a defunct and false religion, and +scenes three thousand miles and years away?" + +"Mr. Greville," said the picture framer, "allow me to make you +acquainted with the artist, Mr. Montfort; he's a next-door neighbor of +yours--lives at No ----, Broadway." + +"Mr. Montfort," said the gentleman, warmly shaking the hand the artist +shyly extended, "you found me admiring your work. And I'm sure I did +not know I had so talented a neighbor. I shall be glad to be better +acquainted with you. I presume your picture is for sale." + +"Not so, sir," replied the artist, coldly. "It is a reminiscence of +earlier and happier days. It was painted for my own satisfaction, and +I shall keep it as long as I have a place to hang it in. It is a +common mistake, sir, with our patrons, to suppose they can buy our +souls as well as our labor." + +Mr. Greville's cheek flushed; but as he glanced at the shabby exterior +and wan face of the artist, his color faded, and he answered gently-- + +"Believe me, Mr. Montfort, I am not one of the persons you +describe--if, indeed, they exist elsewhere but in your imagination. I +should be the last person to fail in sympathy for the high-toned +feelings of an artist; for in early life I was thought to manifest a +talent for art--and, indeed, I had a strong desire to follow the +vocation." + +"And you abandoned it--you turned a deaf ear to the divine +inspiration--you preferred wealth to glory--to be one of the vulgar +many rather than to belong to the choice few. I congratulate you, Mr. +Greville, on your taste." + +"You judge me harshly, Mr. Montfort," replied the gentleman, +pleasantly. "I am hardly required to justify my choice of calling to a +perfect stranger; and yet your very frankness induces me to say a word +or two of the motives which impelled me. My parents were poor. An +artist's life seemed to hold no immediate prospects of competence. +They to whom I owed my being might die of want before I had +established a reputation. I had an opportunity to enter commercial +life advantageously. I prospered. I have lived to see the declining +days of my parents cheered by every comfort, and to rear a family in +comfort and opulence. One of my boys promises to make a good artist. +Fortunately, I can bestow on him the means of following the bent of +his inclination. Instead of being an indifferent painter myself, I am +an extensive purchaser of works of art, so that my conscience acquits +me of any very great wrong in the course I adopted." + +Montfort was silent; he was worsted in the argument. + +"Mr. Montfort," pursued the gentleman, after a pause, "my evenings are +always at my disposal, and I like to surround myself with men of +talent. I have already a large circle of acquaintances among artists, +musicians, and literary men, and once a week they meet at my house; I +shall be very happy to see you among us. To-night is my evening of +reception--will you join us?" + +Proud and shy as he was, Montfort could not help accepting an +invitation so frankly and pleasantly tendered. He promised to come. + +"One favor more," said Mr. Greville. "You won't sell that picture. +Will you lend it to me for a day or two?" + +"I cannot refuse you, of course, Mr. Greville." + +"If you have the slightest objection, say so frankly," said the +kind-hearted merchant. + +"I have not the slightest objection, Mr. Greville. It is entirely at +your disposal." + +Mr. Greville was profuse in his thanks. + +"Shall I send it to your house?" said the picture framer. + +"No, Mr. Tennant," replied the merchant. "It is too valuable to be +trusted out of my hands. I am personally responsible, and I fear that +I am not rich enough to remunerate the artist, if any harm happens to +it." + +With these words, bowing to the artist, Mr. Greville took the picture +carefully under his arm, and left the shop, Montfort soon following. + +"Well, I declare," said the picture framer, when he was left alone, +"artists is queer animils, and no mistake. Neglect 'em, and it makes +'em as mad as a short-horned bull in fly time; coax 'em and pat 'em, +and they lets fly their heels in your face. Seems to me, if I was an +artist, I shouldn't be particular about being a hog, too. There ain't +no sense in it. Now, it beats my notion all to pieces to see how Mr. +Greville could talk so pleasantly and gentlemanly to that dratted +Montfort, and he flyin' into his face all the time like a tarrier dog. +I'd a punched his head for him, I would--if they'd had me up afore the +Sessions for saltin' and batterin'. Consequently it's better to be a +pictur' framer than a pictur' painter. Cause why?--a pictur' framer is +a gentleman, and a pictur' painter is a hog." + +There was a good deal of truth in what Mr. Tennant said, mixed up with +a good deal of uncharitableness. But what did he know of the _genus +irritabile vatum_? + +Evening came; and after many misgivings, Montfort, in an eclectic +costume, selected from his whole wardrobe, at a late hour, ventured +to emerge from his humble domicile, and present himself at the +rosewood portal of his aristocratic neighbor. He soon found himself in +the dazzling drawing room, bewildered by the lights, and the splendor +of the decoration and the furniture. Mr. Greville saw his +embarrassment, and hastened to dispel it. He shook him warmly by the +hand, and presented him to his lady and daughter, and then to a crowd +of guests. A distinguished artist begged the honor of an introduction +to him, and he soon found himself among people who understood him, and +with whom he could converse at his ease. Though he was lionized, he +was lionized by people who understood the sensitiveness of artistic +natures. They flattered delicately and tastefully. Their incense +excited, but did not intoxicate or suffocate. In one of the drawing +rooms the gratified artist beheld his picture placed in an admirable +light, the cynosure of all eyes, and the theme of all lips. + +"I am certainly very much indebted to you for placing it so +advantageously," said the artist to his host. "It owes at least half +its success to the arrangement of the light." + +"Do you hear that, Caroline?" asked Mr. Greville, turning to his +beautiful daughter, who stood smiling beside him. + +"I was afraid I had made some mistake in the arrangement," said the +beautiful girl, blushing with pleasure. + +Montfort attempted a complimentary remark, but his tongue failed him. +He would have given worlds for the self-possession of some of the +_nonchalant_ dandies he saw hovering around the peerless beauty. He +was forced to content himself with awkwardly bowing his thanks. + +In the latter part of the evening, one of the rooms was cleared for a +dance. Montfort was solicited to join in a quadrille, and a beautiful +partner was even presented to his notice; but he wanted confidence +and knowledge, and he had no faith in the integrity of the gaiter +shoes he had vamped up for the occasion, so that he was forced to +decline. This incident revived some of his morbid feelings that had +begun to slumber, and he caught himself muttering something about the +"frivolities of fashion." + +He thought to make his exit unnoticed; but Mr. Greville detected him, +and urged him to repeat his visit. + +The next day, during his reception hours, several visitors called--an +unheard-of thing. They glanced indifferently at his mythological +daubs, but were enthusiastic in their praises of his rustic subjects. +The day following, more visitors came. He was offered and accepted +four hundred dollars for one of his cabinet pictures. In a word, +orders flowed in upon him; he could hardly paint fast enough to supply +the demand. He became rather fastidious in his dress--patronized the +first tailors and boot makers, cultivated the graces, and took lessons +in the waltz and polka. At Mr. Greville's, and some of the other +houses he visited, he was remarked as being somewhat of a dandy. And +this was Montfort the misanthrope--Montfort the socialist--Montfort +the agrarian. + +An important episode in his career was an order to paint the portrait +of Miss Caroline Greville. He had already had three or four sittings, +and the picture was approaching completion; then the work suddenly +ceased. Day after day the artist pleaded engagements. At the same time +he discontinued his visits at the house. + +Mr. Greville, somewhat offended, called on Montfort for an +explanation. He found his daughter's picture covered by a curtain. + +"My dear sir," said he, "how does it happen that you can't go on with +that picture? My wife is very anxious about it." + +"I can never finish it," said the artist sadly. + +"How so, my young friend?" + +"Mr. Greville, I will be frank with you. I love your daughter; I, a +poor artist, have dared to lift my eyes to the child of the opulent +merchant. I have never in look or word, though, led her to divine my +feelings--the secret is in my own keeping. But I cannot see her day +after day--I cannot scan her beautiful and innocent features, or +listen to the brilliant flow of her conversation, without agony. This +has compelled me, sir, to suspend my work." + +"Mr. Julian Montfort," said the merchant, "you seem bent--excuse +me--on making yourself miserable. You are no longer a poor artist; you +have a fortune in your pencil. Your profession is now a surer thing +than mine. There is no gentleman in the city who ought not to be proud +of your alliance; and if you can make yourself acceptable to my +daughter, why, take her and be happy." + +How Julian sped in his wooing may be inferred from the fact that, at a +certain wedding ceremony in Grace Church, he performed the important +part of bridegroom to the bride of Miss Caroline Greville; and after +the usual quantity of hand shakings, and tears, and kisses, and all +the usual efforts to make a wedding resemble a funeral as much as +possible, Mr. and Mrs. Montfort took passage in one of the Havre +steamers for an extensive tour upon the European continent. + +When they returned, Mr. Montfort's reputation rose higher than ever, +of course, and he made money with marvellous rapidity. He is now as +well known in Wall Street as in his studio, has a town and country +house, is a strong conservative in politics, and talks very learnedly +about the moneyed interest. He has made some efforts to transplant +his good old father and mother to New York; but they prefer residing +at his villa, and taking care of his Durham cattle and Suffolk pigs, +and seeing that his "Cochin Chinas" and "Brahma Pootras" do not +trample down the children when they go out to feed the poultry of a +summer morning. + + + + +SOUVENIRS OF A RETIRED OYSTERMAN IN ILL HEALTH. + + +Samivel, my boy, always stick to the shop; and if ever you become a +_millionhair_, like me, never be seduced by any womankind into +enterin' fash'nable society, and moving among the circles of _bong +tong_. (I have been obligated to study French without a master; 'cause +the Upper Ten always talks in bad French, and so a word or two will +slip in onawares, even ven talking to a friend--just as a bad oyster +will sometimes make its way into a good stew, spite of the best +artist.) + +I envies you, Samivel. You don't know what a treat it is to me to be +admitted confidentially behind the counter, and to find myself +surrounded once more by these here congenial bivalves. I can't escape +from old associations. Oysters stare me in the face wherever I go. +They're fash'nable, Samivel, and it's about the only think in fash'n +as I reg'larly likes. + +The other day we gave a _derjerner_, (that's French for brekfax, +Samivel,) which took place about dinner time, and consisted of several +distinguished pussons of the city, and three or four Hungry'uns as +came over in the last steamer--reg'lar rang-a-tangs, vith these 'ere +yaller anchovies growin' onto their upper lips. The old ooman, or +madame, as she calls herself, was on hand to receive--but I was out of +the way. She was mightily flustered, for she know'd I could talk a +little Dutch, and she wanted me for to interpret with the Hungry'uns. + +So she speaks up werry sharp, (the old ooman can speak werry sharp by +times,) and says to my youngest, a boy,-- + +"Where on airth _can_ your father be?" + +"O, daddy's in the sink room," says the young 'un, "a openin' +eyesters." + +The whole _derjerner_ bust into a hoss larff--for these Upper Ten +folks, Samivel,--betwixt you and me and the pump, my boy,--ain't got +no more manners than hogs. The child was voted an _ongfong +terriblee_--but it wor a fack. I had went down into the sink room, as +a mere looker-on in Veneer, and I seen one of my _employees_ a making +such botchwork of openin', hagglin' up his hands, and misusin' the +oysters, than I off coat, tucked up sleeves, and went to work, and +rolled 'em off amazin'--I tell you. The past rushed back on me--the +familiar feel of the knife almost banished my dyspepsy--I lived--I +breathed--I vas a oysterman again. Did I ever show you them lines I +wrote into my darter's album? No. Vell, then, 'ere goes:-- + + TO AN UNOPENED OYSTER. + + Thou liest fair within thy shell; + Thy charms no mortal eye can see; + And so, as Lamprey[A] says, of old + Was Wenus lodged--the fairest she. + + But beauties such as yourn and hern + Were never born unseen to waste; + Like her, you're bound to come to light, + To gratify refinement's taste. + + The fairest of the female race + To Ilium vent vith Priam's boy; + So the best oysters that I see + Are sent by railroad off to Troy. + + Sleep on--sleep on--nor dream of woe + Until the horrid deed be done-- + Then out and die, like Simile,[B] + In thy first glance upon the sun. + +[Footnote A: Probably Lempriere.] + +[Footnote B: Semele (?)] + +Well, and 'ows bizness, Samivel? You've got a good stand, and you're +bound to succeed. But beware of the Cracker-Fiend. I'll tell you about +him. + +There vas a chap as used to _patronize_ me that vas one of the +hungriest customers you ever did see. He was werry shabbily dressed, +and he looked for all the world like the picturs I've seen of +Shakspeare's "lean and hungry Cashier." + +He used to come in, give his order, (generally a stew,) and then go +and set down in a box and drop the curting. It allers looks suspicious +for a customer to drop his curting _afore_ you bring him the +oysters--_arterwards_ it's all perfectly proper, in course. Afore the +stew was ready, he would call out-- + +"Waiter! crackers!" + +The boy would hand him a basket; but when his stew was set before him, +there warn't no crackers in _his_ box. + +So ve put him on a allowance of a dozen crackers, which is werry +liberal, considerin' as pickles and pepper-sarce is throw'd in gratis. +But he used to step out quietly and snake baskets of crackers outen +other boxes, so's the other customers, as alvays conducted themselves +like perfick gen'lemen, vas all the time a singing out, "Waiter! plate +of crackers." + +Then we kept a boy a-watching of him, so's to keep him in his box +till he'd eat his oysters, and then you had to keep a werry sharp eye +on him ven he was paying, and you vas a-makin' change, els't you'd hev +all the crackers took off the counter. + +One day arter he vas gone, ve found all the crackers missin' from one +side of the room. Of course, ve suspected he done it, but how he done +it vas as much a puzzle as the Spinks. + +Next day, arter ve got him into his box, ve vatched and listened. Ve +heard a queer kind of sound, like a man trying to play the jewsharp +vith his boots; and, sir, ve detected the cracker-fiend a climbin' +over the partitions into the neighborin' boxes, and a collarin' all +the crackers he could come acrost. + +Perhaps you think I vent into him like a knife into a Prince's Bay. +But I didn't do no such think. I treated him werry perlite, and gin +him two dollars, a keg of crackers, and a jar of pickled oysters, on +condition he'd go and patronize some other establishment. Keep an eye +open for him, Samivel. + +Be generous, Samivel, but don't carry generosity to XS, for an +antidote I'm about to relate, out of my pusnol experience, illustrates +the evil effex of excessive philanthrophy. + +A little gal used to come into my shop to buy oysters. I seen she was +some kind of a foreigner, so I set her down for Dutch--as them vas the +only foreigners I vas acquainted vith at the time. I artervards +discovered she was French. She was werry thin, and as pale as a +soft-shelled clam; there was a dark blue color under her eyes, like +these here muscle shells. At first, she used to buy ninepence worth of +oysters. Arter a while it came down to fourpence; and one day she +only vanted two cents vorth. I asked her who they vas for, and she +said,-- + +"For my grandfather; he is very sick, sare." + +I followed her, and found out where her grandfather lived. So one +night I opened four gallons of prime New Yorkers, put 'em in a kettle, +took a lot of crackers and soft bread, and started for the +Frenchman's. The little gal came to the door, and showed me up stairs. +The poor old customer was all alone, in bed, and yaller as a blanket. +He start up ven he see us, and exclaimed,-- + +_"Ah! mon Dieu! Antoinette, priez le gentilhomme de 'asseoir."_ + +The leetle gal offered me a stool, but I didn't set down. + +"Mounseer," said I, in some French manufactured for the occasion, "I +havey broughtee you sommey oysteries," and I showed him the kittle, +with the kiver off. + +I thought his eyes kind of vatered at the sight, but he sighed, and +turnin' to the leetle gal, said,-- + +_"Antoinette, dites a Monsieur, que je n'ai plus d'argent--pas un +sou."_ + +I guessed it was something about money, so afore the leetle gal could +translate it, I sang out,-- + +"I don't want no money, Mounseer; these here are free gratis, for +nothin' at all. I always treats my customers once in a while." + +That was a lie, Samivel--but never mind, I gin him a dozen, and the +old fellur seemed to like 'em fust rate. Then I offered him some more, +but he hung back. However I made him swallow 'em, and offered some to +the leetle gal. + +"After grandpapa," said she. + +So I offered him some more. + +"No more, I zank you; I 'ave eat too moosh." + +I know'd he was only sogerin' out of delixy. So I says as perlite as +possible,-- + +"None of that, old fellur--catch hold. I fetched 'em for you, and I'm +bound to see you eat 'em." + +"Sare, you are _too_ kind," said he; and he vent to vork again. Arter +a spell, he stopped. + +"Don't like 'em--hey?" says I, pretendin' to be mad. + +"I sall prove ze contraire," said he, in a kind of die-away manner, +and he went into 'em agin. + +Presently, he gin over, and fell back on his piller murmurin'-- + +"Sare, you are too good." + +I gin the balance to the leetle gal, and told her to come round in the +mornin', and I'd fill her kittle for her, adding that her grandfather +would be all straight in the mornin'. + +Samivel! he _vas_ all straight in the morning, but just as stiff as a +cold poker. The last two or three dozen finished him; his digestion +wasn't strong enough for 'em, and he know'd it, but he eat himself to +death out of politeness. The French are certingly the perlitest people +on the face of the yairth. + +Howsever, I see him buried decently, and I adopted the leetle gal. She +was well brung up and educated, and she larned my darters French--the +real Simon Pure--for she was a Canadian, and her grandfather came from +Gascony. But his fate vos a orful lesson. Benevolence, like an +oyster-roast, is good for nothink if it's over done. And now, Samivel, +my boy, _a-jew_, for I have a _sworray_ this evenin', and receive half +Beacon Street. _A-jew._ + + + + +THE NEW YEAR'S STOCKINGS. + + +"Never crosses his t's, nor dots his i's, and his n's and v's and r's +are all alike!" said, almost despairingly, Mr. Simon Quillpen, the +painstaking clerk of old Lawyer Latitat, as he sat late at night, on +the last day of the year, digging away at the copy of a legal document +his liberal patron and employer had placed in his hands in the early +part of the evening. "Thank Heaven!" he added, laying down his pen, +and consulting a huge silver bull's eye which he pulled from a +threadbare fob, "I shall soon get through this job, and then, hey for +roast potatoes and the charming society of Mrs. Q.!" And with this +consolatory reflection, he resumed his work with redoubled energy. + +Mr. Quillpen was a little man; not so very little as to pass for a +phenomenon, but certainly too small to be noticed by a recruiting +grenadier sergeant. His nose was quite sharp and gave his mild, thin +countenance, particularly as he carried his head a little on one side, +a very bird-like air. He trod, too, gingerly and lightly, very like a +sparrow or a tomtit; and, to complete the analogy, his head being +almost always surmounted by a pen, he had a sort of crested, +blue-jayish aspect, that was rather comical. Quillpen had a very +little wife and three very little children, Bob, Chiffy, and the baby; +the last the ultimate specimen of the _diminuendo_. It was well for +them that they were so small, for Quillpen obtained his _starvelihood_ +by driving the quill for Mr. Latitat at four hundred dollars a year, +to which Mrs. Quillpen added, from time to time, certain little sums +derived from making shirts and overalls at the rate of about ten cents +the million stitches. + +Whether Mr. Latitat was able to pay more was a question that never +entered the minute brain of Simon Quillpen; for he had so humble an +opinion of his own merits, and was always so contented and cheerful, +that he regarded his salary as enormous, and was wont playfully to +sign little confidential notes Croesus Quillpen and Girard Quillpen, +and on rare convivial occasions would sometimes style himself Baron +Rothschild. But this last title was very rarely indulged in, because +it once sent his particular crony, a chuckle-headed clerk in the +post-office, into a cachinnatory fit which was "rayther in the +apoplectic line." + +"To return to our muttons." Simon dug away at his copying with an +occasional reverential glance at a certain low oaken door, opening +into the _penetralia_ of this abode of law and righteousness, behind +which oaken door, at that very moment, sat Mr. Lucius Latitat, either +deeply engaged in the solution of some vast legal problem, or +calculating the interest on an outstanding note, or consulting with +chuckling delight a list of mortgages to be foreclosed. + +Well--Quillpen finished his document, wiped his pen on a thick velvet +butterfly, laid it in the rack above the ink, pushed back his chair +from the table, withdrew the cambric sleeve from his right arm, and +smoothed down his wristbands, having first put on his India rubber +overshoes. The fact is, he was very anxious to get home, and he could +not go without first seeing Mr. Latitat. The idea of knocking at Mr. +Latitat's door on business of his own never once occurred to him. He +would do that for a client, but not for himself. So he ventured on a +series of low coughs, and finding no notice was taken of them, he +dropped the poker into the coalhod, the most daring act he had ever +perpetrated. The slight noise thus produced crashed on his guilty ears +like thunder, or rather with the roar of a universal earthquake. +Slight, however, as it was, it brought out Mr. Latitat from his +interior. + +"What the deuse are you making such a racket for?" he exclaimed in +tones that thrilled to the heart of his employee; then, without +waiting for an answer, he slightly glanced at the table, and asked, +"Have you got through that job?" + +"Yes'm--I mean, yes'r" replied the quivering Simon. + +"Well, then, you can go. I'm going myself. You blow out the lights and +lock the room. And mind and be here early to-morrow morning. Nothing +like beginning the New Year well. Good night." + +"Mr. Latitat, sir!" cried Quillpen, with desperate resolution, as he +saw the great man about to disappear--"please, sir--could you let me +have a little money to-night?" + +"Why! what do you want of money?" retorted the lawyer. "O! I 'spose +you have a host of unpaid bills." + +"No, sir; no, sir; that's not it," Simon hastened to say. "I hain't +got narry bill standing. I pay as I go. Cash takes the lot!" + +"None of your coarse, vulgar slang to me!" said Latitat. "Reserve it +for your loose companions. If not to pay bills, what for?" + +"Please, sir,--we, that is Mrs. Q. and myself, want to put something +in the children's stockings, sir." + +"Then put the children's legs in 'em!" said the lawyer with a grin. "I +make no payments to be used for any such ridiculous purposes. Good +night. Yet stay--take this letter--there's money in it--a large +amount--put it in the post-office with your own hands as you go +home." + +"And you can't let me have a trifle?" gasped Simon. + +"Not a cent!" snarled the lawyer; and he slammed the door behind him, +and went heavily down the stairs. + +"I wonder how it feels to punch a man's head," said Simon, as he stood +rooted to the spot where Mr. Latitat left him. "It's illegal--it's +actionable--there are fines and penalties provided by the statute: but it +seems as if there were cases that might justify the operation--morally. But +then, again--what good would it do to punch his head? Punching his head +wouldn't get me money--and if I was to try it, on finding that the licks +didn't bring out the cash, I might be tempted to help myself to the cash, +and that would be highway robbery; and when the punchee ventured to suggest +that, the puncher might be tempted to silence him. O Lord! that's the way +these murders in the first degree happen; and I think that I was almost on +the point of taking the first step. I really think I look a little like +Babe the pirate," added the poor man, glancing at his mild but disturbed +features in the glass; "or like Captain Kidd, or leastways like Country +McClusky--a regular bruiser!" + +Sitting down before the grate, and stirring it feebly with the poker, +he tried to devise some feasible plan for supplying the vacuum in his +treasury. He might borrow, but then all his friends were very poor, +and particularly hard up--at this particular season of the year. The +bull's eye watch might have been "spouted," if he had foreseen this +contingency; but every avuncular relative was now at this hour of the +night snug abed to a dead certainty. Purchasing on credit was not to +be thought of, and the only toy shop which kept open late enough for +his purchases, was kept by a man to whom he was totally unknown. Time +galloped on, meanwhile, and the half-hour struck. + +"I'll slip that letter in the post-office, and then go home," said +Simon sorrowfully, rising as he spoke, and grasping his inseparable +umbrella. + +"Hallo! shipmate! where-away?" cried a hoarse voice. And Mr. Quillpen +became aware of the presence of an "ancient mariner," enveloped in a +very rough dreadnought, and finished off with a large amount of +whiskers and tarpaulin. + +"I was going home, sir," replied Simon, with the deferential air of a +very little to a very big man. + +"Ay--going to clap on hatches and deadlights. Well, tell me one +thing--where-away may one find one Mr. Latitat--a shore-going cove, a +regular land-shark, d'ye see?" + +"This is Mr. Latitat's office, sir," said Simon. + +"Ay--and is he within hail?" + +"No, sir, he has gone home." + +"Slipped his cable--hey? just my luck! Well, one might snooze +comfortably on this here table--mightn't he? You can clear out, and +I'll take care of the shop till morning." + +"That would be perfectly inadmissible, sir," said Simon, "the idea of +a stranger's sleeping here!" + +"A stranger!" cried the sailor. "Why, shipmate, do you happen to know +who I am? Look at me! Don't you find somewhat of a family likeness to +Lucius in my old weather-beaten mug? Why, man-alive, I'm his +brother,--his own blood brother! You must a heard him speak of me. +Been cruising round the world in chase of Fortune, but could never +overhaul her. Been sick, shipwrecked, and now come back as poor as I +went. But Lucius has got enough for both of us. How glad he'll be to +see me to-morrow, hey, old Ink-and-tape?" + +Simon had his doubts about that matter, but told the sailor to come in +the morning, and see. + +"That I will," said the tar, "and start him up with a rousing Happy +New Year! But I say, shipmate, I don't want to sleep in the +watch-house. Have you never a shilling about your trousers?" + +Simon answered that he hadn't a cent. + +"Why, don't that brother of mine give you good wages?" + +"Enormous!" said Simon. + +"What becomes of it all?" + +"I spend it all--I'm very extravagant," said Simon, shaking his head. +"And then, I'm sorry to say, your brother isn't always punctual in his +payments. To-night, for instance, I couldn't get a cent from him." + +"Then I tell you what I'd do, shipmate," said the sailor, +confidentially. "I'd overhaul some of his letters. Steam will loosen a +wafer, and a hot knife-blade, wax. I'd overhaul his money-letters and +pay myself. Ha! ha! do you take? Now, that letter you've got in your +fin, my boy, looks woundy like a dokiment chock full of shinplasters. +What do you say to making prize of 'em? wouldn't it be a jolly go?" + +"Stand off!" said Simon, assuming a heavy round ruler and a commanding +attitude. "Don't you come anigh me, or there'll be a case of +justifiable homicide here. How dare you counsel me to commit a robbery +on your own brother? I wonder you ain't ashamed to look me in the +face." + +"A chap as has cruised as many years as I have in the low latitudes +ain't afraid to look any body in the face," answered the "ancient +mariner," grimly. "I made you a fair offer, shipmate, and you +rejected it like a long-shore jackass as you are. Good night to ye." + +Much to his relief, the sailor took himself off, and Simon, after +locking and double locking his door, went to the post-office and +deposited the letter with which he had been intrusted. As he lived a +great way up on the Neck, he did not reach home until after all the +clocks of the city had struck twelve, so that he was able to surprise +his little wife, who was sitting up for him, with a "Happy New Year!" + +He cast a rueful eye at the line of stockings hung along the +mantel-piece in the sitting room, and then sorrowfully announced to +his wife his failure to obtain money of Mr. Latitat. + +"There'll be nothing for the stockings, Meg," said he, "unless what +the poor children put in ours." + +"I am very sorry," said his wife, who bore the announcement much +better than he anticipated; "but we'll have a happy New Year for all +that." + +Simon's roasted potatoes were completely charred, he had been detained +so late; but there was a little meal in the centre of each, and +charcoal is not at all unhealthy. He went to bed, and in spite of his +cares, slept the sleep of the just. + +A confused babbling awoke him at daylight. Master Bobby was standing +on his stomach, Miss Chiffy was seated nearly on his head, and baby +was crowing in its cradle. Happy New Years and kisses were exchanged. +"O, dear papa and mamma!" cried Bobby, "what a beautiful horse I found +in my stocking!" + +"And what a beautiful wax doll, with eyes that move, in mine," said +Chiffy,--"and such a splendid rattle and coral in baby's. Now, pray go +down and see what there is in yours." + +"This is some of your work, little woman," whispered Simon to his +wife. But the little woman denied it emphatically. Much mystified, he +hurried down to the breakfast room. The children had made the usual +offering of very hard and highly-colored sugar plums; but in each of +the two large stockings, stowed away at the bottom, was a roll of bank +notes, five hundred dollars in each. + +"Somebody wants to ruin us!" cried Simon, bursting into tears. "This +is stolen money, and they want to lay it on to us." + +"All I know about it," said Mrs. Quillpen, "is, that last night, just +before you came home, a sailor man came here with all these things, +and said they were for us, and made me promise to put them in the +stockings, as he directed, and say nothing about his visit to you." + +"A sailor!" cried Simon--"I have it! I think I know who it is. Good +by--I'll be back to breakfast directly." + +Simon ran to the office, and found, as he anticipated, Mr. Latitat +there before him. + +"A happy New Year to you, sir," said he. "Have you seen your brother?" + +"I have not," replied Mr. Latitat. + +Simon then told him all that happened on the preceding night; the +apparition of the sailor,--the temptation,--the money found in the +stockings, in proof of which he showed the thousand dollars, and +stating his fears that they had been stolen, offered to deposit the +sum in his employer's hands. + +"Keep 'em, shipmate; they were meant for you!" exclaimed Mr. Latitat, +suddenly and queerly, assuming the very voice and look of the nautical +brother of the preceding evening. + +While Simon stared his eyes out of his head, Mr. Latitat informed him +that he had no brother--that he had disguised himself for the purpose +of putting his clerk's long-tried fidelity to a final test, and, that +sustained triumphantly, had rewarded him in the manner we have seen. +He told how, disgusted in early life by the treachery and ingratitude +of friends and relations who had combined to ruin him, he had become a +misanthrope and miser; how the spectacle of Simon's disinterested +fidelity, rigid sense of honor, self-denial and cheerfulness, had won +back his better nature; and he wound off, as he shook Quillpen warmly +by the hand, by announcing that he had raised his salary to twelve +hundred dollars per annum. + +The good news almost killed Simon. "Please your honor," said he, +endeavoring to frame an appropriate reply,--"no--that ain't it--please +your excellency--you've gone and done it--you've gone and done it! I +was Baron Rothschild before, and now--no--I can't tell what I am--it +isn't in no biographical dictionary, and I don't believe it's in the +'Wealth of Nations!'" + +"Well, never mind," said Latitat, laughing, "go home and tell Mrs. Q. +the office won't be open till to-morrow, and that I shall depend on +dining with you all to-day." + + + + +THE OBLIGING YOUNG MAN. + + +"Cars ready for Boston and way stations!" shouted the conductor of a +railroad train, as the steamhorse, harnessed for his twenty mile trip, +stood chafing, snorting, and coughing, throwing up angry puffs of +mingled gray and dingy vapor from his sturdy lungs. "Cars ready for +Boston and way stations!" + +"O, yes!" replied a brisk young man, with a bright eye, peculiar +smirk, spotted neckcloth, and gray gaiters with pearl buttons. "Cars +ready for Boston and way stations. All aboard. Now's your time--quick, +or you'll lose 'em. Now then, ma'am." + +"But, sir," remonstrated the old lady he addressed, and whom he was +urging at the steps of a first class car. + +"O, never mind!" replied the brisk young man. "Know what you're going +to say--too much trouble--none whatever, I assure you. Perfect +stranger, true--but scriptural injunction, do as you'd be done by. In +with you--ding! ding!--there's the bell--off we go." + +And so in fact they did go off at forty miles an hour. + +"But, sir," said the old lady, trembling violently. + +"I see," interrupted the OBLIGING YOUNG MAN; "want a +seat--here it is--a great bargain--cars full--quick, or you'll lose +it." + +"But, sir," said the old lady, with nervous trepidation, "I--I--wasn't +going to Boston." + +"The deuce you weren't. Well, well, well, why couldn't you say so? +Hullo! Conductor! Stop the cars!" + +"Can't do it," replied the conductor. "This train don't stop short of +Woburn watering station." + +"Woburn watering station!" whimpered the old woman, wringing her +hands. "O, what shall I do?" + +"Sit still; take it easy--no use crying for spilt milk; what can't be +cured must be endured. I'll look out sharp; you might have saved +yourself all this trouble." + +Away went the cars, racketting and oscillating, while the obliging +young man was looking round for another recipient of his good +services. + +"Ha!" he muttered to himself. "There's a poor young fellow quite +alone. Lovesick, perhaps; pale cheek--sunken eye--never told his love; +but let--Shakspeare--I'm his man! Must look out for the old woman. +Here we are, ma'am, fifteen miles to Lowell--out with you--look out +for the cars on the back track. Good by--pleasant trip!" + +Ding dong, went the bell again. + +"Hullo! here's her bundle! Catch, there--heads! All right--get on, +driver!" + +And having tossed a bundle after the old woman, he resumed his seat. + +"Confound it!" roared a fat man in a blue spencer. "You're treading on +my corns." + +"Beg pardon," said the obliging young man. "Bad things, +corns,--'trifling sum of misery new added to the foot of your +account;' old author--name forgotten. Never mind--drive on!" + +"But where's my bundle?" asked the fat man. "Conductor! Where's my +bundle? Brown paper--red string. Saw it here a moment since." + +The conductor knew nothing about it. The obliging young man did. It +was the same he had thrown out after the old woman. + +"You'll find it some where," he said, with a consolatory wink. "Can't +lose a brown paper bundle. I've tried--often--always turned up; little +boy sure to bring it. 'Here's your bundle, sir; ninepence, please.' +All right--go ahead!" + +Here the obliging young man took his seat beside the pale-faced youth. + +"Ill health, sir?" + +"No, sir," replied the pale-faced youth, fidgeting. + +"Mental malady--eh?" + +The young man sighed. + +"See it all. Don't say a word, man! Cupid, heart from heart, forced to +part. Flinty-hearted father?" + +"No, sir." + +"Flinty-hearted mother?" + +"No, sir." + +"Flinty-hearted aunt?" + +The lovesick young man sighed, and nodded assent. + +"Tell me the story. I'm a stranger--but my heart is here, sir." +Whereupon the obliging young man referred to a watch pocket in his +plaid vest, and nodded with a great deal of intelligence. "Tell me +all--like to serve my fellows--no other occupation; out with it, as +the doctor said to the little boy that swallowed his sister's +necklace." + +The lovesick youth informed the obliging young man that he loved and +was beloved by a young lady of Boston, whose aunt, acting as her +guardian, opposed his suit. He was going to Boston to put a plan of +elopement into operation. He had prepared two letters, one to the aunt +renouncing his hopes, to throw her off her guard; the other to the +young lady, appointing a meeting at the Providence cars. The +difficulty was to get the letters delivered. This the obliging young +man readily undertook to do in person. Both the aunt and niece bore +the same name--Emeline Brown; but the aunt's letter was sealed with +black, the niece's with red wax. The letters were delivered with many +injunctions to the obliging young man, and the two new-made friends +parted on the arrival of the cars in Boston. + +The Providence cars were just getting ready to start, when, amid all +the bustle and confusion, a pale-faced young man "might have been +seen," as Mr. James, the novelist, says, nervously pacing to and fro, +and occasionally darting into Pleasant Street, and scrutinizing every +approaching passenger and vehicle. At last, when there was but a +single moment to spare, a hack drove up furiously, and a veiled lady +hastily descended, and gave her hand to her expectant admirer. + +"Quick, Emeline, or we shall lose the train!" + +The enamoured couple were soon seated beside each other, and whirling +away to Providence. The lady said little, but sat with downcast head +and veiled face, apparently overwhelmed with confusion at the step she +had taken. But it was enough for young Dovekin to know she was beside +him, and he poured forth an unbroken stream of delicious nonsense, +till the train arrived at its destination. + +In the station house the lady lifted her veil. Horror and confusion! +It was the aunt! The obliging young man had delivered the wrong +letter. + +"Yes, sir," said Miss Brown, "I am the person whom you qualified, in +your letter intended for my niece, as a 'hateful hag, in whose eyes +you were throwing dust'. What do you say to that, sir?" + +"Say!" replied the disconsolate Dovekin. "It's no use to say any +thing; for it is my settled purpose to spring over the parapet of the +railroad bridge and seek oblivion in a watery grave. But first, if I +could find that obliging young man, I'd be the death of him." + +"No you wouldn't," said the voice of that interesting individual, as +he made his appearance with a lady on his arm. "Here she is--take +her--be happy. After I'd given the notes, mind misgave me--went back +to the house--found the aunt gone--niece in tears--followed +after--same train--last car--here she is!" + +"I hope this will be a lesson," said Dovekin. + +"So it is. Henceforth, I shall mind my own business; for every thing +I've undertaken lately, on other folks' account, has gone amiss. Come, +aunty, give your blessing--let 'em go. Train ready--I'm off--best of +wishes--good by. Cars ready for Boston and way stations!--all aboard." + +The aunt gave her blessing; and this was the last that any of the +party saw of the _Obliging Young Man_. + + + + +EULALIE LASALLE. + +A STORY OF THE REIGN OF TERROR. + + O, what was love made for if 'twas not for this, + The same amidst sorrow, and transport, and bliss? + + MOORE. + + +The fanaticism of the French revolutionists had reached its height; +the excitable population, intoxicated with power, and maddened by the +vague dread of the retribution of despair, goaded on by profligate, +ferocious, or insane leaders, was plunging into the most revolting and +sanguinary excesses. The son of St. Louis had ascended to heaven, the +beautiful and unfortunate Marie Antoinette had laid her head upon the +block, the baby heir of the throne of the Capets was languishing in +the hands of his keepers, and the Girondists, the true friends of +republican liberty, were silenced by exile or the scaffold. In short, +the Reign of Terror, the memorable sway of Robespierre, hung like a +funeral pall upon the land which was fast becoming a vast cemetery. +The provincial towns, faithful echoes of the central capital, were +repeating the theme of horror with a thousand variations. Each +considerable city had its guillotine, and where that instrument of +punishment was wanting, the fusillade or the mitraille supplied its +place. + +At this crisis, Eugene Beauvallon, a young merchant of Toulouse, +presented himself one morning in the drawing room of Mademoiselle +Eulalie Lasalle, an orphan girl of great beauty and accomplishment, to +whom he had long been betrothed, and whom he would ere this have +married but for the political troubles of the period. Eulalie was a +graceful creature, slenderly and symmetrically formed, with soft blue +eyes, and an exceedingly gentle expression, which was indicative of +her character. She seemed too fair and fragile to buffet with the +storms of life, and ill fitted to endure its troubles, created to be +the idol of a drawing room, the fairy queen of a boudoir. + +Eugene was a handsome, manly fellow, of great energy and character. +The revolution surprised him in the act of making a fortune; the +whirlwind had stripped him of most of his property, but had yet left +him liberty and life. He had contrived to avoid rendering himself +obnoxious to the sansculottes without securing their confidence. The +tri-colored cockade which he wore in his hat shielded him from the +fatal epithet of aristocrat--a certain passport to the guillotine. + +Beauvallon then seated himself beside Eulalie, who was struck with the +radiant expression of his countenance, and begged to know the reason +of his joyous excitement. + +"I have good news to tell you," he said, gayly; "but we are not +alone," he added, stopping short, as his eyes rested on the sinister +face of an old woman, humbly attired, who was busily engaged in +knitting, not far from the lovers. + +"O, don't mind poor old Mannette," said Eulalie. "The poor old +creature is past hearing thunder. It is a woman, Eugene, I rescued +from absolute starvation, and she is so grateful, and seems so +desirous of doing something to render herself useful, that I am +mortified almost at her sense of the obligation." + +"I hope she has not supplanted your pretty _femme de chambre_, Julie, +of whom you threatened to be jealous. My admiration, I hope, has not +cost the girl her place." + +"O, dear, no! I couldn't part with Julie!" replied Eulalie, laughing +gayly. "But come, you must not tantalize me--what has occurred to make +you so gay, at a time when every true Frenchman wears a face of +mourning?" + +"The Marquis de Montmorenci is at liberty." + +"At liberty? How happened it that the Revolutionary Tribunal acquitted +him?" + +"Acquitted him! Eulalie, does the tiger that has once tasted the blood +of his prey permit him to escape? Is Robespierre more lenient than the +beast of prey? No, Eulalie, he escaped by the aid of a true friend. He +fled from Paris, reached Toulouse, and found shelter under my roof!" + +The cheek of Eulalie turned ashy pale. "Under your roof!" she +faltered. "Do you know the penalty of sheltering a fugitive from +justice?" + +"It is death upon the scaffold," answered the young merchant, calmly. +"But better that a thousand times than the sin of ingratitude; the sin +of turning a deaf ear to the claims of humanity." + +"My own noble Eugene!" exclaimed the young girl, enthusiastically, +pressing her lover's hand. "Every day increases my love, my respect +for you, and my sense of my own unworthiness. But you will never have +to blush for the inferiority of your wife." + +"What do you mean, dearest?" inquired Eugene, with alarm. + +"This is no time for marriage," said Eulalie, sadly. "Images of death +and violence meet our eyes whichever way they turn. We were born, +Eugene, in melancholy times, and our loves are misplaced. We shall +meet hereafter; on this earth, I fear, our destinies will never be +united." + +"Prophetess of evil!" said Beauvallon, gayly. "Your rosy lips belie +your gloomy augury. No, Eulalie, this dark cloud cannot forever +overshadow the land--even now I think I can see glimpses of the blue +sky. _Le bon temps viendra_,--the good time is coming,--and then, +Eulalie, be sure that I will claim your promised hand." + +The conversation of the lovers had been so animated and interesting +that they did not notice the moment when old Mannette had glided like +a spectre from the apartment. + +Beauvallon lingered a while,--"parting is such sweet sorrow,"--and +finally reluctantly tore himself from the presence of Eulalie, +promising to see her again on the ensuing day, and let her know +whatever had transpired in the interim. + +As he approached the street in which his store and house were +situated, he heard the confused murmur of a multitude, and soon +perceived, on turning the corner, that a very large crowd was +collected outside his door. There were men and women--many of the +former armed with pikes and sabres--the latter, the refuse of the +populace, who appeared like birds of evil omen at every scene of +violence and tumult. + +A hundred voices called out his name as he approached, and menacing +gestures were addressed to him by the multitude. + +"Citizens," said the merchant, "what is the meaning of all this?" + +"You shall know, traitor," shrieked a palsied hag of eighty, whose +lurid eyes had already gloated on every public execution that had +taken place in Toulouse. "Here is Citizen Dumart of the revolutionary +committee--ah, _he_ is a true friend of the people--he is no +aristocrat in disguise! _Vive le Citoyen Dumart!_" + +"Long live Citizen Dumart! Down with the aristocrats!" shouted a +hundred voices. + +The Citizen Dumart was a sallow-faced man, dressed in rusty black, +wearing an enormous tri-colored cockade in his three-cornered hat, +with a sash of the same color girt around his waist. His bloodshot +eyes expressed a mixture of cowardice with ferocity. He was flanked by +a couple of pikemen as hideous as the Afrites of Eastern romance. + +"Citizen Beauvallon," said he, in a voice whose tremor betrayed his +native timidity, "I arrest you in the name of the revolutionary +committee of Toulouse. Citizen Beauvallon, it is useless to resist the +authority of the representatives of the people; if you have any +concealed weapons about you, I advise you to surrender them. You see I +stand here protected by the arms of the people." + +"I have no weapons," replied Beauvallon. "I have no sinister designs. +I know not why I am arrested. Acquaint me with the charge, and +confront me with my accusers." + +"Seize upon the prisoner!" cried Dumart to his satellites. And he +breathed freer when he saw the merchant in the gripe of two muscular +ruffians, whose iron hands compressed his wrists as if they were +manacles. + +"Away with him!" screamed the hag who had spoken before. "Away with +him to the revolutionary committee! Down with the aristocrats!" + +Followed by the imprecations of the crowd, Beauvallon was conducted to +the town house, and in a very few moments was placed at the bar of the +revolutionary committee--a body invested with the power of life and +death. On his way thither he had found means to speak a word to an +acquaintance in the crowd, and to beg him to inform Eulalie of what +had happened. + +So soon as he had heard the accusation read, and knew that he was +charged with the crime of aiding the Marquis de Montmorenci, a +fugitive from justice, he felt that his situation was indeed critical; +but mingled with his astonishment and dread was a curiosity to learn +whence his denunciation could have proceeded--who could have lodged +the information against him. He was not long kept in suspense, for the +witness brought on the stand to confront him was no other than +Mannette, the supposed deaf servant of Eulalie Lasalle, who had +overheard his confession of the morning, and hastened to denounce him. +Though his sentence was not immediately pronounced, and the decision +of his case was deferred till the next day, Beauvallon felt that his +doom was sealed. + +He was conveyed to a house in the vicinity of the town hall for +confinement, as the prisons were all overstocked. His jailer was a man +whom the merchant had formerly befriended, and whose heart was not +inaccessible to emotions of pity, though he was above bribery, and +evidently determined to execute his duty to the letter. + +"I have a favor to ask of you, my friend," said the prisoner, slipping +a golden louis into his hand. + +"If it is one that I can grant without violating my duty," replied the +jailer, returning the money to Beauvallon, "I will do so for the sake +of old times, but not for gold." + +Beauvallon explained that he wished to send a note to Mlle. Lasalle, +requesting her to visit him in prison--an interview which would +probably be their last, and the jailer undertook readily to see the +missive delivered, and to permit the visit. The note having been +despatched, Beauvallon sat down to wait for the arrival of his +mistress. + +The sad hours passed away,--but though he learned from the jailer that +his errand had been performed, no Eulalie made her appearance. + +"She forsakes me!" he muttered bitterly. "The wounded deer is +abandoned by the herd, and an unfortunate man is shunned by his +fellows. Well, the dream was pleasant while it lasted--the regret of +awakening can scarce be tedious--a few hours, and all the incidents of +this transitory life will be forgotten. But Eulalie--whom I loved +better than my life itself--it is hard to die without one word from +thee." + +When on the following day Beauvallon was again taken before the +revolutionary committee, he looked anxiously around the court room to +see if he could discover the face of Eulalie among the spectators, +many of whom were women. But he was disappointed. Her absence +convinced him that she had abandoned him, and wholly absorbed by this +reflection, he paid no attention to the formula of his trial. He was +condemned to death, the sentence to be executed on the following day. + +"Mr. President," said he, rising, "I thank you, and I have merely one +favor to ask. Anticipate the time of punishment--let it be to-day +instead of to-morrow--let me go hence to the scaffold." + +"Your request is reasonable," replied the president, in a bland voice, +"and if circumstances permitted, it would afford me the greatest +pleasure to grant it. But the guillotine requires repair, and will not +be in a condition to perform its functions until to-morrow, at which +time, Citizen Beauvallon, at the hour of ten, A.M., you will have +ceased to exist. Good night, and pleasant dreams!" + +This sally was received with roars of applause, and the unhappy +prisoner was reconducted to the place of confinement. + +That night was a sleepless one. Beauvallon's arrest, his speedy trial +and condemnation, the desertion of Eulalie, had followed each other +with such stunning rapidity, that, until now, he had hardly time to +reflect upon the dismal chain of circumstances--now they pressed upon +his attention, and crowded his mind to overflowing. At midnight, as he +lay tossing on his bed, upon which he had thrown himself without +undressing, he thought he heard a confused noise in the apartment of +the next house adjoining his. The noise increased. He placed his hand +upon the wall, and felt it jar under successive shocks. Suddenly a +current of air blew in upon him, and at the same time a faint ray of +light streamed through an opening in the partition. + +"Courage!" said a soft voice. "The opening enlarges. Now, Julie!" + +Julie! Beauvallon was sure he heard the name, and yet uncertain +whether or not he was dreaming. + +"Julie!" he exclaimed, cautiously. + +"Yes, monsieur--it is Julie--sure enough," answered a pleasant voice. + +"Then you, at least, have not forgotten me." + +"No one who has once known you can ever forget you. Courage! you will +soon be free. Aid us if you can." + +"Then you are not alone?" + +"Have patience, and you will see." + +His own exertions, added to those of his friends without, soon enabled +the prisoner to force his way into the next house; but there +disappointment awaited him. Two soldiers in the uniform of the +_gensdarmerie_ stood before him. + +"_On ne passe par ici_,--you can't pass here,"--said one. + +"What cruel mockery is this?" cried Beauvallon. "Is it not enough that +I am condemned to death, but you must subject me to an atrocious +pleasantry? This is refinement of cruelty." + +"It seems that our disguise is perfect, Julie," said the soldier who +had not yet spoken. "Eugene does not know his best friends." + +In an instant the speaker was folded in the arms of Beauvallon. It was +Eulalie herself, as bewitchingly beautiful in her uniform as in the +habiliments of her sex. She hurriedly explained that the moment she +heard of Eugene's arrest, she prepared to meet the worst contingency. +She had already converted her money into cash. Learning the place of +his imprisonment, she had hired, through the agency of another person, +the adjoining house, which happened to be unoccupied. The task of +making an aperture in the partition was an easy one--the difficulty of +passing through the city was greater. The idea of military disguises +then occurred. Julie and herself had already equipped themselves, and +they were provided with a uniform for Beauvallon. + +Secured by this costume, the three fugitives ventured forth. In the +great square of the city, workmen were busily employed in repairing +the hideous engine of death, and Beauvallon passed, not without a +shudder, beneath the very shadow of the guillotine, to which he had +been doomed. + +Seated on the cold ground, beneath the fatal apparatus, was an old +woman muttering to herself. + +"Good evening, citizens," said she. "We shall have a fine day for the +show to-morrow. Look how the bonny stars are winking and blinking on +the gay knife blade they've been sharpening. It will be darker and +redder when the clock strikes ten again. Down with the aristocrats!" + +The fugitives needed no more to quicken their steps. They reached the +frontiers in safety, and beyond the Rhine, in the hospitable land of +Germany, the lovers were united; nor did they return to France till +the star of Robespierre had set in blood, and the master mind of +Napoleon had placed its impress on the destinies of France. + + + + +THE OLD CITY PUMP. + + +Many evenings since, we were passing up State Street late at night. +State Street at midnight is a very different affair from State Street +at high noon. The shadows of the tall buildings fall on a deserted +thoroughfare; save where, here and there, a spectral bank watchman +keeps ward over the granite sepulchres of golden eagles, and the +flimsier representatives of wealth. The bulls and bears have retired +to their dens, and East India merchants are invisible. Newsboys are +nowhere, and every sound has died away. There stands the Old State +House, peculiar and picturesque, rising with a look of other days, a +relic of past time, against the deep blue sky, or webbing the full +moon with the delicate tracery of its slender spars and signal +halliards. And there stands--no! there stood the old Town Pump. But it +is no more--_Ilium fuit_ was written on its forehead--it has been +reformed out of office, its occupation has gone, its handle has been +amputated, its body has been dissected, and there is nothing of it +left. + +Yet on the evening to which we alluded in the beginning, the old pump +was there, and crossing over from the Merchants Bank, we leaned +against its handle, as one leans against the arm of an old friend, in +a musing, idle mood. Presently we heard a gurgling sound and confused +murmurs issuing from its lips--"like airy tongues that syllable men's +names." Anon these murmurs shaped themselves into distinct +articulations, and as we listened, wonderingly, the old pump spoke:-- + +"Past twelve o'clock, and a moonlight night. All well, as I'm a pump. +Nobody breaking into banks, and nobody kicking up rows--watchmen fast +asleep, and every body quiet. But I can't sleep. No! the city +government has murdered sleep! There's something heavy on my buckets, +and I fear me, I'm a gone sucker! They thought I couldn't find out +what they were up to--the municipal government--but I'm a deep one, +and I know every thing that's going for'ard. What a jolly go, to be +sure! They told me Mayor Bigelow hated proscription--but I knew it was +gammon! He must follow the fashion, and Cochituate is all the go. +There ain't no pumps now--it's all fountain! Pump water is full of +animalculae, and straddle bugs don't exist in pond water--of course +not. Nobody ever see young pollywogs and snapping turtles floating +down stream in fly-time. Certainly not! I'm getting old--of course I +am; that's the talk! I've been in office too long. Well, well, I know +I'm rather asthmatic and phthisicky--but nobody ever knowed me to +suck, even in the driest time. These living waters have welled up even +from the time when the salt sea was divided from the land, and the +rocks were cloven by the hand of Omnipotence, and the sweet spring +came bursting upward from the fragrant earth, and light and flowers +came together to welcome the birthday of the glad and glorious gift. +Here, many a century back, the giant mastodon trod the earth into deep +hollows, as he moved upon his sounding path. Then came another time. +In the hollow of the three hills, the Indian raised his bark wigwam, +and the smoke of his council fire curled up like a mist-wreath in the +forest. Here the red man filled the wild gourd cup when he returned +weary from the chase or the skirmish. And here, too, the Indian +maiden smoothed her dark locks, and her lustrous, laughing eyes gazed +upon the image of her own dusky beauty, mirrored on the surface of the +wave. By and by the red man ceased to drink of my unfailing rill. +Beings with pale faces came to me to quench their thirst; bearded lips +were moistened with my diamond drops; and I looked up upon iron +corselet and steel hauberk, and faces harder than either. But the old +Puritans gave me form and substance--a 'local habitation and a name.' +The spirit of the fountain was wedded to its present tabernacle. The +dwellings of men sprang up around me in the place of the departing +forest. I gave them all a cheerful welcome. If the colonists worked +hard, I worked harder yet. I filled their pails and cups, and revived +their failing hearts, and cheered their unremitting labors. They +called me their friend. The pretty girls smiled upon me, as, under +pretence of levying contributions on my treasures, they chatted with +young men who gathered at my side. Then came a sterner period. I heard +no more love tales--no more idle gossip. Men stood here, and spoke of +deep wrong, of tyranny, of trampled rights, of resistance, of liberty! +That was a word I had not heard since the red man drank of my +unfettered tide. One night, there was a great gathering here. There +were men and boys, a multitude. There was much angry talk and much +confusion. Then I heard the roll of the drum and the regular tramp of +an armed force. A band of British soldiers, all resplendent with +scarlet, and gold, and burnished muskets that glittered in the +moonbeams, were formed into line at the command of an officer, and +confronted the dark array of citizens. Then came an angry +discussion--orders on the part of the commander for the multitude to +disperse, which were unheeded or disobeyed. Then that line of +glittering tubes was levelled. I heard the fatal word "fire!" the +flame leaped from the muzzles of the muskets, and the volley crashed +and echoed in the street. Blood flowed upon the pavement--the blood of +citizens mingled with my waters, and I was the witness of a fearful +tragedy. In after times, I heard it named the Boston Massacre. Since +then, I have seen hours of sunshine and triumph, of fun and frolic, of +anger and rejoicing. My waters have laved the dust that it might not +soil the uniform of Washington as he rode past on his snow-white +charger, amid the acclamations of the multitude. I have seen Hull and +his tars pass up the street, bearing the stripes and stars in triumph +from the war of the ocean. I have heard long-winded orators spout over +my head in emulation of my craft, "in one weak, washy, everlasting +flood." I have seen many a military, many a civic pageant. The last I +witnessed was, as Dick Swiveller remarks, a 'stifler.' It was that +confounded Water Celebration. Republics _is_ ungrateful. I was +forgotten on that occasion. Nobody drank at the old city pump. People +sat on my head and stood on my nose, just as if I had no feelings. I +heard a young lady in the gallery overhead say, 'Well, that horrid old +pump will soon be out of the way now.' And a city father answered her, +'Of course.' It was a workin' then--treason and fate, and all them +things. I knew they were going to 'put me out of my misery,' as the +saying goes. I'm getting superannuated--I heard 'em say so. Sometimes +an office boy tastes a drop, and then turns up his nose,--as if it +wasn't pug enough before,--and says, 'What horrid stuff! the +Cochituate for my money!' General Washington's canteen was filled +here--and he said, 'Delicious!' when he raised it to his lips. But he +was no judge, of course not. Time was when I wasn't slow but I'm not +fast enough for this generation. When folks write letters with +lightning, and sail ships with tea-kettles, pumps can't come it over +'em. Well, well, I'll hold out to the last--I'll make 'em carry me off +and bury me decently at the city's expense, and perhaps some kind old +friend will write my epitaph." + +The old pump was mute--the speech was ended--its "song had died into +an echo." We passed on mournful and thoughtful. Republics are +ungrateful--old friends are forgotten with a change of fashion, and +there is a period to the greatness of town pumps as well as the glory +of individuals. + + + + +THE TWO PORTRAITS. + + +"Beautiful! beautiful!" exclaimed Ernest Lavalle, as, throwing himself +back in his chair, he contemplated, with eyes half shut, a lovely +countenance that smiled on him from a canvas, to which he had just +added a few hesitating touches. It was but a sketch--little more than +outline and dead coloring, and a misty haze seemed spread over the +face, so that it looked vision-like and intangible. The young +painter's exclamation was not addressed to his workmanship--he was not +even looking at that faint image; but, through its medium, was gazing +on lineaments as rare and fascinating as ever floated through a poet's +or an artist's dream. Deep, lustrous blue eyes, in whose depth +sincerity and feeling lay crystallized; features as regular as those +of a Grecian statue; a lip melting, ripe, and dewy, half concealing, +half revealing, a line of pearls; soft brown hair, descending in waves +upon a neck and shoulders of satin surface and Parian firmness. Such +were some of the external traits of loveliness belonging to + + "A creature not too bright and good + For human nature's daily food," + +who had completely actualized the ideal of the young Parisian artist, +into whose studio we have introduced our readers. The fair original, +whose portrait is before us, was Rose d'Amour, a beautiful actress of +one of the metropolitan theatres, who had just made her debut with +distinguished success. There was quite a romance in her history. Of +unknown parents, she had commenced her career--like the celebrated +Rachel--as a street singer, and was looking forward to no more +brilliant future, when her beauty, genius, and purity of character +attracted the attention of a distinguished newspaper editor, by whose +benevolent generosity she was enabled to prepare herself for the +stage, by two or three years of assiduous study. The success of his +protegee more than repaid the kind patron for his exertions and +expenditure. + +A word of Ernest Lavalle, and it shall suffice. He was the son of a +humble vine dresser in one of the agricultural departments of France. +His talent for drawing, early manifested, attracted the notice of his +parish priest, whose earnest representations induced his father to +send the boy to Paris, and give him the advantages afforded by the +capital for students of art. In the great city, Ernest allowed none of +the attractions, by which he was surrounded, to divert him from the +assiduous pursuit of his beloved art. His mornings were passed in the +gallery of the Louvre, his afternoons in private study, and his +evenings at the academy, where he drew from casts and the living +model. The only relaxation he permitted himself, was an occasional +excursion in the picturesque environs of the French capital; and he +always took his sketch book with him, thus making even his pleasure +subservient to his studies. Two prizes obtained, for a drawing and a +picture, secured for him the patronage of the academy, at whose +expense he was sent to Italy, to pursue his studies in the famous +galleries of Rome and Florence. He returned with a mind imbued with +the beauty and majesty of the works of those great masters, whose +glory will outlive the canvas and marble which achieved it, +determined to win for himself a niche in the temple of Fame, or perish +in his laborious efforts to obtain it. At this time he was in his +twenty-second year. A vigorous constitution was his heritage; and his +rounded cheek glowed with the warm color of health. His strictly +classical features were enhanced by the luxuriance of his hair, which +he wore flowing in its native curls, while his full beard and mustache +relieved his face from the charge of effeminacy. + +Ernest was yet engaged in the contemplation of the unfinished work--or +rather in dreaming of the bright original--when a light tap was heard +at his door. He opened it eagerly, and his poor studio was suddenly +illuminated, as it were, by the radiant apparition of Rose d'Amour. +She was dressed with a charming simplicity, which well became a sylph +like form, that required no adventitious aid from art. + +"Good morning, Monsieur Lavalle!" said the beautiful actress, +cheerfully, as she dropped gracefully into the _fauteuil_ prepared for +her reception. "You find me in the best possible humor to-day, thanks +to this bright morning sun, and to the success of last night. _Mon +Dieu!_ so many bouquets! you can't think! Really, the life of an +_artiste_ begins to be amusing. Don't you find it so, as a painter?" + +"I confess to you, mademoiselle, I have my moments of despondency." + +"With your fine talent! Think better of yourself. I hope, at least, +that I have not been so unlucky as to surprise you in one of those +inopportune moments." + +"Ah, mademoiselle," said the painter, "if it were so, one of your +smiles would dispel the cloud in a moment." + +"Really!" replied the actress, gayly. "Are you quite sure there is no +flattery in the remark? I am aware that flattery is an essential part +of an artist's profession." + +"Not of a true artist's," replied Ernest. "The aim and end of all art +is truth; and he who forgets it is untrue to his high mission." + +"True," said the lady. "Well, then, _faites votre possible_--as +Napoleon said to his friend David--for I am anxious that this portrait +shall be a _chef-d'oeuvre_. I design it for a present." + +"With such a subject before me," replied the painter "I could not +labor more conscientiously, if the picture were designed for myself." + +The sitting passed away rapidly, for the artist; and he was surprised +when the lady, after consulting her watch, rose hastily, and +exclaimed, "That odious rehearsal! I must leave you--but you ought to +be satisfied, for I have given you two hours of my valuable time. +Adieu, then, until to-morrow." + +With a smile that seemed natural to her, the beautiful girl vanished, +taking with her half the sunshine of the room. + +The painter continued his labor of love. Indeed, so absorbed was he in +his employment, that he did not notice the entrance of a visitor, +until he felt a light tap on his shoulder, accompanied by the words,-- + +"Bravo, _mon cher_! You are getting on famously. That is Rose +herself--as radiant as she appears on the stage, when the focus of a +_lorgnette_ has excluded all the stupid and _ennuyantes_ figures that +surround her." + +The speaker was Sir Frederic Stanley, an English baronet, now some +months in Paris, where he had plunged into all the gayeties of the +season. He was a handsome man, of middle age, whose features bore the +impress of dissipation. + +"You know the original, then?" asked the painter, somewhat coldly. + +"Know her! My dear fellow, I don't know any body else, as the Yankees +say. Why, I have the entry of the _Gaite_, and pass all my evenings +behind the scenes. I flatter myself--but no matter. I have taken a +fancy to that picture: what do you say to a hundred louis for it?" + +"It is not for me to dispose of it." + +"You have succeeded so well, you wish to keep it for yourself--eh? +Double the price, and let me have it!" + +"Impossible, Sir Frederic. It is painted for Mlle. d'Amour herself, +and she designs it for a present." + +"Say no more," said the baronet, with a self-satisfied smile. "I think +I could name the happy individual." + +Ernest would not gratify his visitor by a question, and the latter, +finding the artist reserved and _distrait_, suddenly recollected the +races at Chantilly, and took his leave. + +"Can it be possible," thought the painter, "that Rose has suffered her +affections to repose on that conceited, purse-proud, elderly +Englishman? O, woman! woman! how readily you barter the wealth of your +heart for a handful of gold!" + +Another tap at the door--another visitor! Really, Lavalle must be +getting famous! This time it is a lady--a lady of surpassing +loveliness--one of those well-preserved Englishwomen, who, at forty, +are as attractive as at twenty. This lady was tall and stately, with +elegant manners, and perhaps a thought of sadness in her expression. +She gazed long and earnestly upon the portrait of Rose d'Amour. + +"It is a beautiful face!" she said, at length. "And one that +indicates, I should think, goodness of heart." + +"She is an angel!" said the painter. + +"You speak warmly, sir," said the lady, with a sad smile. + +Ernest blushed, for he feared that he had betrayed his secret. The +lady did not appear to notice his embarrassment, and passed to the +occasion of her visit, which was to engage the young artist to paint +her portrait--a task which he readily undertook, for he was pleased +with, and interested in, his fair patroness. The picture was +immediately commenced, and an hour fixed for a second sitting, on the +next day. It was on that occasion that the fair unknown encountered +the actress, and they retired in company. + +The two portraits were finished at the same time, and reflected the +greatest credit upon the artist. They were varnished, framed, and paid +for, but the painter had received no orders for their final +disposition, when, one morning, he was waited on by the two ladies, +who informed him that they should call upon him the following day, +when the two portraits would be presented, in his study, to the +persons for whom they were designed. The artist was enjoined to place +them on two separate easels,--that of the actress to stand nearest the +door of the studio, and both to be concealed by a curtain until the +ladies should give the signal for their exposure. The portrait of the +English lady, we will here remark, had, by her request, been hitherto +seen only by the artist. There was a mystery in this arrangement, +which piqued, excessively, the curiosity of the painter, and he was +anxious to witness the _denouement_. + +The next day, at eleven o'clock, every thing was in readiness, and the +painter awaited the solution of the mystery. + +The first person who presented himself was Sir Frederic Stanley. He +was very radiant. + +"Congratulate me, _mon cher_," said he. "Read that." + +Ernest took an open note from his hand, and read as follows:-- + + "Be at the studio of Ernest Lavalle, to-morrow, at eleven. + You will there receive a present, which, if there be any + truth in man's vows, will certainly delight you. + + "Rose." + +The astonishment and disappointment of Ernest was at its height, when +his door opened, and the actress entered, followed by a female, +closely veiled. + +"You are true to your appointment, Sir Frederic," said the actress, +gayly, "and your punctuality shall be rewarded." + +She advanced to the farther easel, and, lifting the curtain, disclosed +the features of the English lady. + +"This is for you!" she said, laughing. + +"My wife! by all that's wonderful!" exclaimed the baronet. + +"Accompanied by the original!" said Lady Stanley, as she unveiled and +advanced. "Sir Frederic! Sir Frederic! when you were amusing yourself, +by paying unmeaning attentions to this young lady, I am afraid you +forgot to tell her that you had a wife in England." + +"I thought it unnecessary," stammered the baronet. + +"How could you disturb the peace of mind of a young girl, when you +knew you could not requite her affection?" continued Lady Stanley. + +"It was only a flirtation, to pass the time," said Sir Frederic; "but +I acknowledge it was culpable. My dear Emeline, I thank you for your +present. I shall ever cherish it as my dearest possession--next to +yourself." + +"For you, sir," said the beautiful actress, turning to Ernest, "I +cannot think of depriving you of your best effort. Take the portrait. +I wish the subject were worthier." And she withdrew the curtain from +her picture. + +"I am ungrateful," said Ernest, in a low and tremulous tone. "Much as +I prize the picture, I can never be happy without the original." + +"Is it so?" replied the actress, in the same low tone of emotion; +then, placing her hand timidly in his, she added, "The original is +yours!" + + + + +UNCLE OBED. + +A FULL LENGTH PORTRAIT IN PEN AND INK. + + +Uncle Obed--we omit his family name for various reasons--lived away +down east, in a small but flourishing village, where he occupied a +snug house, and what with a little farming, a little fishing, a little +hunting, and a little trading, contrived, not only to make both ends +meet at the expiration of each year, but accumulated quite a little +property. + +In personal appearance he was small, but muscular and wiry. He was far +from handsome; a pug nose, set between a pair of gooseberry eyes, a +long, straight mouth, a head of hair in which sandy red and iron gray +were mixed together, did not give him a very fascinating aspect. He +rarely smiled, but when he did, his smile was expressive of the +deepest cunning. + +Uncle Obed had one grievous fault--an unhappy propensity for acquiring +the property of others--"a natural proclivity," as General Pillow +says, to stealing. The Spartans thought there was no harm in +stealing--in fact that it was rather meritorious than otherwise, +providing that it was never found out; and both in theory and +practice, Uncle Obed was a thorough Spartan. A few of his exploits in +this way will serve to show his extraordinary 'cuteness. + +A neighbor of his had a black heifer with a white face, which +occasionally made irruptions into Uncle Obed's pasturage. One evening, +Obed made a seizure of her, and tied her up in his barn. He then went +to the owner of the animal. + +"Mr. Stagg," said he, "there's been a cantankerous heifer a breaking +into my lot, and I've been a lookin' for her, and I've cotched her at +last." + +"Well," said the unconscious Mr. Stagg, "I 'spose you're going to +drive her to the pound." + +"No, I ain't," answered Uncle Obed, with the smile we have alluded to, +"I know a trick worth two of that. I'm going to kill her; and if you +won't say nothing to nobody, but'll come up to-night and help me, you +shall hev the horns and hide for your trouble." + +"Done," said Mr. Stagg. "I'll come." + +In the mean time, Uncle Obed took a pot of black paint, and covered +the white face of the heifer, so as to prevent recognition. The +neighbor came up at night, and helped despatch his own "critter," +receiving the horns and hide for his pay, and laughing with Obed to +think how cleverly the owner had been "done." + +The next day he missed his heifer, and called on Obed to ask if he had +seen her. + +"I hain't seen her to-day," replied Uncle Obed, "but if you'll go to +the tannery, where you sold that hide, and 'll just take the trouble +to overhaul it, Mr. Stagg, prehaps you'll find out where your heifer +is." + +_Pre_haps he did. + +On another occasion Uncle Obed appropriated--we scorn to charge him +with stealing--a cow which had had the misfortune to lose her tail. +Stepping into a tannery, he cut off a tail, and sewed it on to the +fragment which yet decorated the hind quarters of the stolen animal. +He then drove her along towards the next market, and having to cross a +ferry, had just got on board the boat with his booty, when down came +the owner of the missing cow, "bloody with spurring, fiery red with +haste," and took passage on the same boat. + +He eyed his cow very sharply, while Uncle Obed stood quietly by, +watching the result of the investigation. + +"That's a pretty good cow, ain't it?" said Uncle Obed. + +"Yes," replied the owner, "and if her tail was cut off, I could swear +it was mine." + +Uncle Obed quietly took his knife out of his pocket, and cutting the +tail short off _above_ where the false one was joined on, threw it +into the river. + +"Now, neighbor," said he, triumphantly, "can you swear that's your +cow?" + +"Of course not," said the owner. "But they look very much alike." + +After stealing something or other, we forget what, Uncle Obed was +observed, and the sheriff was sent in pursuit of him, in hot haste, +mounted on a fine and very fast horse. After a hard run, Uncle Obed +halted at the edge of a rough piece of ground, pulled off his coat, +and pulled down about a rod of stone wall, then quietly went to work +building it up again, as if that was his regular occupation. + +Presently the sheriff came riding up on the spur, and reining in, +asked Obed if he had seen a fellow running for his life. + +"Yes," said Obed, "I see him jest now streakin' it like a quarter hoss +in _that_ direction," pointing off. "But he was pretty nigh blown, and +I 'xpect you can catch him in about two minnits." + +"Well, just hold my horse," said the sheriff, "and I'll overhaul him." + +The sheriff scrambled over the stones and through the bushes in the +direction indicated, and the moment he was out of sight, Uncle Obed +jumped on the horse and rode off at the top of his speed. He rode his +prize to a town a good ways off, and sold the horse for a hundred and +fifty dollars. + +For some similar exploit, he was arrested and committed to jail in +Essex county, to await his trial. But the prison being then in a +process of repair, Uncle Obed, with other victims of the law, was +incarcerated in the fort in Salem harbor. He made his escape, however, +by crawling through the sewer, as Jack Sheppard did from Newgate +prison. The sentinel on duty saw a mass of seaweed floating on the +surface of the water. Now, this was nothing extraordinary, but it +_was_ extraordinary for seaweed to float _against_ the tide. Uncle +Obed's head was in that floating mass. He was hailed and ordered to +swim back. He made no answer. A volley of musketry was discharged at +him, but no boat being very handy, he got off and made his escape, +very much after the manner of Rob Roy at the ford of Avondow. + +Uncle Obed had a famous black Newfoundland dog, worth from sixty to +eighty dollars. When hard up, he used to take the dog about fifty or a +hundred miles from home, where he was unknown, and sell him. No matter +what the distance was, the dog always came back to his old master, who +realized several hundred dollars by the repeated sales of him. + +Such were a few of the exploits of this departed worthy, actually +vouched for by contemporaries. His passion for stealing was +undoubtedly a monomania, for he was known in many cases to make +voluntary restitution of articles that he had purloined, and his +circumstances did not allow him the plea of necessity which palliates +the errors of desperately poor rogues in every eye except that of the +law. + + + + +THE CASKET OF JEWELS. + + +Mr. Luke Brandon was a Wall Street broker, of moderate business +capacity, little education, and of plain manners, partaking of the +rustic simplicity of his original employment--he was, in early life, a +farmer in one of the western counties of New York. With less talent +and more cunning, he might have become a very rich man, at short +notice; but being brought up in an old-fashioned school of morality, +he could never learn to dignify swindling by the epithet of smartness, +nor consider overreaching his neighbor a "fair business transaction." +Hence he plodded along the even tenor of his way, contented with +moderate profits, and satisfied with the prospect of becoming +independent by slow degrees. + +But in an evil hour, during a fortnight's relaxation at the Catskill +Mountain House, this steady and respectable gentleman, at the mature +age of thirty-five, quite an old bachelor indeed, fell desperately in +love with a dashing girl of twenty, the orphan daughter of a bankrupt +ship chandler. Miss Maria Manners was highly educated; that is, she +could write short notes on perfumed billet paper, without making any +orthographical or grammatical mistakes, had taken three quarters' +lessons of a French barber, could work worsted lapdogs and embroider +slippers, danced like a sylph, and played on the piano indifferently +well. She had visited the Catskills on a matrimonial speculation, and +made a dead set at poor Brandon. Of course with his experience in the +ways of women, he fell a ready dupe to the fascinating wiles of Miss +Manners. She kept him in an agony of suspense for a week, during every +evening of which she waltzed with a young lieutenant of dragoons, who +was playing billiards and drinking champagne on a sick leave, until +she could hear from a fabulous guardian at Philadelphia, and obtain +his consent to a sacrifice of her brilliant prospects--nothing a year +and a very suspicious account at a fashionable milliner's. + +Mr. Brandon went down to the city, purchased a snug house, furnished +it modestly, gave a liberal order on his tailor, and one memorable +morning, might have been seen looking very uncomfortable, in a white +satin stock and kids, beside a lady elegantly dressed in satin and +blonde lace, while a portly clergyman pronounced his sentence in the +shape of a marriage benediction. + +There was a snug wedding breakfast in the new house, at which were +present several eminent apple speculators from Fulton market, two or +three bank clerks, and a reporter for a weekly newspaper, who consumed +a ruinous amount of sandwiches and bottled ale. + +Before the honeymoon was over, the bride began to display some of the +less amiable features of her character. She sneered at the situation +and simplicity of the establishment, and protested she was +unaccustomed to that sort of style. She was perfectly sincere in this, +for the defunct ship chandler had lived in a basement and two attic +chambers. + +By dint of repeated persecutions, she induced her husband to move into +a larger house; and finally, after the expiration of many years, we +find them established in the upper part of the city, in a splendid +mansion, looking out upon a fashionable square, with a little marble +boy in front sitting on a brick, and spouting a stream of Croton +through a clam shell. + +One morning, Mr. Brandon came home about eleven o'clock. On entering +his front door, he beheld, lounging on a sofa, with the _Courrier des +Etats Unis_ in his hand, Claude, the handsome French page of Mrs. B. + +"Where is Mrs. B.?" asked the elderly broker. + +"Madame is in her boudoir," replied the page; "but," he added, seeing +his master move in that direction, "I do not know whether she is +visible." + +"That I will ascertain myself, young gentleman," replied the broker, +with a slight shade of irony in his tone. "But tell me, is there any +one with her?" + +"Only M. Auguste Charmant," said the page. + +"That confounded Frenchman!" muttered the plebeian broker. "My Yankee +house is turned topsyturvy by these foreigners. There's a French cook, +and a French chambermaid, and the friend of the family is a Frenchman. +I don't know what I'm eating, and I hardly understand a word that's +said at my table. Sometimes, by way of change, they talk Italian +instead of French. One might as well associate with a stack of +monkeys. Out of the way, jackanapes." + +"Monsieur," said the page, with true Gallic dignity, "I was about to +proceed to announce monsieur." + +"Monsieur can announce himself," replied Brandon, with the grin of a +hyena; and proceeding up stairs, he entered the boudoir without +knocking. + +Mrs. Brandon was lounging on a _fauteuil_, in an elegant morning +toilet--literally plunged and embowered in costly Brussels lace. Her +delicate, bejewelled fingers were playing with the petals of an +exquisite bouquet. Thanks to a good constitution, a life of ease, an +accomplished milliner and an incomparable dentist, the fair Maria, +though the mother of a marriageable girl, was still a lovely and +fascinating woman, and Brandon, as he gazed on her superb figure, +almost forgave her absurd ambition and her ruinous extravagance. +Still, when he glanced at his own anxious, emaciated, and careworn +features, in the splendid Versailles mirror that hung opposite, his +transitory pleasure gave way to stern and bitter feelings. He merely +nodded to his wife, and bowed coldly to her companion, a young man +attired in the height of fashion, with dark eyes and hair, and the +most superb mustache imaginable. + +"Ah! my dear Meestare Brandon," said the dandy, "give me your hand. I +congratulate you on such a _bonne fortune_--such good luck as has +befallen you." + +"Explain yourself, sir," said the broker. + +"_Avec plaisir._ I have secured for you a box at the opera for the +whole season--and for only five hundred dollars." + +The broker whistled. + +"Really nothing," said Mrs. Brandon; "only think--the best troupe we +have yet had--a new _prima donna_ and a new _basso_." + +"Fiddlestick!" said the matter-of-fact husband. "What does it amount +to?" + +"Brandon," said the lady with a true maternal dignity, "reflect upon +the importance of the opera to the education of your daughter." + +"Nonsense!" said the broker, angrily. "My daughter Julia would please +me much better if she cultivated a little common sense, and adopted +the plain, republican manners fitted to the eventualities of her +future life, instead of aping foreign fashions, and doing her best to +denationalize her character." + +Monsieur Auguste Charmant shrugged his shoulders, Mrs. Brandon clasped +her hands, and the former, rising said,-- + +"_Au revoir_, madame, _au plaisir_, Monsieur Brandon. I will bid you +good morning, and leave you to the pleasures of a conjugal +_tete-a-tete_." + +Mr. Brandon rose and paced the room to and fro for several minutes +after the departure of the Frenchman, narrowly eyed by Mrs. Brandon, +who was anticipating a "scene," and preparing to meet it. In these +contests the victory generally rested with the lady. The broker +finally opened the door, and finding the page with ear glued against +the keyhole, quietly took that young gentleman by the lobe of his left +ear, and leading him to the head of the staircase, advised him, as a +friend, to descend it as speedily as possible, before his gravitation +was assisted by the application of an extraneous power. This +accomplished, he returned to the boudoir, and locking the door, sat +down beside his wife. The latter playfully tapped his cheek with her +bouquet, but the broker took no notice of the coquettish action, and +gloomily contemplating his gaiters, as if afraid to trust his eyes +with the siren glances of his partner, commenced:-- + +"Mrs. B., I want to have some serious talk with you." + +"You never have any other kind of small talk," retorted the lady. "You +have a rare gift at sermonizing." + +Mr. Brandon passed over the sneer, and continued:-- + +"You alluded just now to Julia; it is of her I wish to speak. Let me +remind you of her future prospects, and ask you whether it be not time +to change your system of educating her, and prepare her for a change +of life. You will remember then, that, two years ago, with the +consent of all parties, she was engaged to Arthur Merton, a very +promising young dry goods merchant of Boston." + +"Only a retail merchant," said Mrs. Brandon. + +"A promising young merchant, the son of my old friend Jasper Merton. +It was agreed between us that I should bestow ten thousand dollars on +my daughter, and Merton an equal sum upon his son. In case of the +failure of either party to fulfil the engagement, the father of the +party was to forfeit to the aggrieved person the sum of ten thousand +dollars. This very week, I expect my old friend and his son to ratify +the contract. You know with what difficulty, owing to the enormous +expenses of our mode of life, I have laid aside the stipulated sum; +for in your hands, the hands of the mother of my child, I have lodged +this sacred deposit." + +"Very true," said the lady, "and it is now in my secretary, under lock +and key. But what an odious arrangement! How the contract and the +forfeit smell of the shop!" + +"Don't despise the smell of the shop, Maria," said the broker, smiling +gravely, "it is the smell of the shop that perfumes the boudoir." + +"And then Arthur Merton is such a shocking person," continued the +lady; "really, no manners." + +"To my mind, Maria," said the broker, "his manners, plain, open, and +frank, are infinitely superior to those of the French butterfly who is +always fluttering at your elbow." + +"And if he is always fluttering at my elbow," retorted the lady, "it +is because you are always away." + +"That is because I always have business," said the broker. "If we +lived in less style, I should have more leisure. Ah! Maria! Maria! I +fear that we are driving on too recklessly; the day of reckoning will +come--we seem to be sailing prosperously now, but a shipwreck may +terminate the voyage." + +"Not while I have the helm," said the lady. "Listen to me, Brandon. +You know little of the philosophy of life. To command success, we must +seem to have obtained it. To be rich, we must seem so. You have done +well to follow my advice in one particular. You have taken a very +prominent part in the present presidential canvass. There cannot fail +to be a change of administration, and while you have been making +yourself conspicuous in public, I have been electioneering for you in +private. I have been feasting and petting the men who hold the winning +cards in their hands. It is not for mere ostentation that I have +invited to my _soirees_, the Hon. Mr. A., and Judge B., and Counsellor +C." + +"I don't see what you're driving at," said the broker. + +"O, of course not. But when you find yourself a _millionnaire_, and +all by the scheming of your wife, perhaps, B., you'd think there was +some wisdom in what you are pleased to call my fashionable follies. +But to make the matter plain--a change of administration occurs--you +are the confidential friend of the secretary of the treasury--your +talents as a financier are duly recognized--you have the management of +the most important loans and contracts--you have four years, perhaps +eight, to flourish in, and your fortune is made." + +"Ah!" said the broker, doubtfully. + +"If such success attends you, and there can be no doubt of it, how +painful would be your reflections, if you thought that you had +sacrificed your daughter's future in an alliance with a petty trader. +I have arranged a brighter destiny for her--a marriage with a foreign +nobleman." + +"I'd rather see her the wife of a Yankee peddler." + +"Out upon you!" cried the lady. "I tell you, your opposition will have +little weight, Mr. B. Come to my _soiree_ this evening, and I will +present you to Count Alfred de Roseville, an exile from France for +political offences--only think, B., he was the intimate friend of +Henry V." + +"And who vouches for this paragon?" + +"Our friend, Auguste." + +"_Your_ friend, Auguste, you mean." + +"I mean M. Charmant, the friend of the family." + +"And what does Julia think of this Phoenix?" + +"She adores him." + +"Alas! how her gentleness of nature must have been perverted! Well, +well, Maria, in spite of myself, I cannot resolve to humble your +pride, or thwart your schemes. I believe you love me and your +daughter. Yet you are playing a desperate game--remember, our all is +staked upon the issue." + +"And I'll await the hazard of the die," replied Mrs. B., as she kissed +her husband fondly, and dismissed him with a wave of the hand. + +When Brandon came down into the hall, he was thunder-struck at meeting +there three persons, whose appearance, after what had just passed up +stairs in the boudoir, might well be considered inopportune. The first +was uncle Richard Watkins, a relative of Mr. Brandon's, who resided in +the country, and had become immensely rich by land speculations, and +the others were Mr. Merton and his son. A pile of baggage announced +that they were not mere callers. + +"Give us your hand, Luke," said uncle Richard, extending his enormous +brown palm, "you ain't glad to see me, nor nothin', be you? Brought my +trunk, valise, carpet bag, and hatbox, and cal'late to spend six +weeks here. How's the old woman and the gal--pretty smart? Well, +that's hearty." + +The broker shook the old man by the hand, and then turned to welcome +with the best grace he could his friend Merton, and his proposed +son-in-law. + +"You know what _we've_ come for," said the elder Merton, with a sly +wink. + +"Pray walk into the drawing room," said the broker, and 'on hospitable +thoughts intent,' he threw wide the door, and the party entered. + +Ah! unlucky Brandon! why didst thou not summon the French page to +announce thy guests? Thou hadst then been spared a scene that might +have figured in a comedy, and came near furnishing material for a +tragedy. + +An elegant young man was kneeling at the feet of an elegant young +lady. The former was Count Alfred de Roseville, the latter Miss Julia +Brandon. The count started to his feet, the young lady blushed and +shrieked. The count was the first to recover his voice and +self-possession. Rushing to the broker, he exclaimed in broken +English,-- + +"O, my dear monsieur, how I moost glad to see you--your daughter--Mees +Julie--she 'ave say--yais--yais--yais--to my ardent love suit--and now +I have the honneur to salute her respectable papa." + +"O, father," said the terrified girl, "it was with mother's knowledge +and consent." + +Brandon could not speak a word. + +"This lady, sir," said Merton, fiercely, advancing to the count, "is +my affianced bride." + +"Your bride--eh?" cried the count, "when she has just come to +say--yais--to my ardent love suit!" + +"What does the gal say? what does the gal say?" asked uncle Richard, +interposing. + +"Speak, Julia," said her father, sternly, "and weigh well your words. +I will not force you to fulfil a contract against your will--the +penalty and contingency of such a refusal have been provided for--but +pause before you reject the son of my old friend for a foreigner--a +man with whom you can have had but a few days' acquaintance." + +Julia averted her eyes, and blushed scarlet, but placed her hand in +that of the count just as her mother entered the apartment. + +"Enough," said young Merton, "I am satisfied. Come, father, let us +retire--our presence here is only a burden. O, Julia!" he added, in a +tone of deep feeling, "little did I expect this at your hands. I have +looked forward to this meeting with the fondest hope. It is +past--farewell--may you be happy." + +"I shall be very happy to see you again--nevair!" said the count. + +"O, as to that," said young Merton, approaching him, and addressing +him in a low tone, "I think _you_, at least, have not seen the last of +me, monsieur. At any rate, you shall hear from me soon." + +"I 'ave not nozzin to do nor not to say viz _canaille_," said the +count. + +"Then, perhaps, it will be more agreeable to you, sir, to be +horsewhipped in Broadway," said Merton. + +"Me! horsevhip! me! the friend of Henri V.! horreur!" cried the count. + +"Very good, monsieur, I have presented the alternative. Where may you +be found?" + +"_Hotel de Ville_--City Hotel." + +"_Au plaisir_, then _Count_ Alfred de Roseville," said Merton, +glancing at the card the Frenchman handed him. "Come, father." + +"Mr. Brandon, I shall wait on you at your counting room in the course +of the forenoon," said Mr. Merton, senior; "we have an account to +settle together." + +And the father and son bowed themselves out of the room. Julia was so +much agitated at the events which had just transpired, that she was +compelled to retire to her room. Uncle Richard and Mr. and Mrs. +Brandon remained upon the field of battle. + +"Well, Maria," said the broker, "the first act of the comedy has been +played, in which you have assigned me a very insignificant and +low-comedy part, but I don't think either of us has made a very +distinguished figure in it. I hope the last act will redeem the +first." + +The lady reddened, but made no reply. + +"Let us foot up the column to see what amount is to be carried +forward," continued the broker. "Here's an old friendship dissolved--a +worthy young man broken hearted--a suspicious suitor introduced into +my family, and ten thousand dollars to be paid on demand. A very +pretty morning's work." + +"It will come out right," said Mrs. Brandon. + +"As the boy remarked when he was gored by the cow's horn," observed +uncle Richard, philosophically, as he extended his length upon an +ottoman, including his boots in the enjoyment of the comfort of cut +velvet. + +"I leave uncle Richard to your care, madam," said the broker, "while I +go down in town to ascertain the value of my new son-in-law's paper +upon 'change." + + * * * * * + +On an evening not long after the above scenes, the broker's house was +brilliantly lighted up from basement to attic. Through the open hall +door, at the head of the flight of marble steps, servants in livery +were seen receiving the shawls and hats of the guests, as carriage +after carriage deposited its brilliant contents at the house of the +financier. Mingled with the black coats of the gentlemen, and the +gossamer attire of the ladies, were seen the brilliant uniforms of +officers of the army and navy. The crowd poured into the magnificent +ball room, where, flanked by her husband, and by the indefatigable +Monsieur Charmant, the lovely hostess received her guests with an +elegance of manner truly aristocratic. The delicious waltzes of +Strauss, performed by a German band, floated through the magnificent +rooms. Glistening chandeliers poured down a flood of soft light on the +fair faces and the polished ivory shoulders of the ladies. It was a +scene of enchantment, and Mrs. Brandon revelled in the splendor that +surrounded her and the incense that was offered. She was pleased at +the distinguished appearance of her husband, pleased to see her +daughter hanging on the arm of the French count, pleased at every +thing but one. One object alone, like the black mask at the bridal of +Hernani, marred the festivity, and created a discord in the midst of +the harmony--that was uncle Richard, walking up and down the ball room +in a meal-colored coat and cowhide boots. + +Various efforts were made to get possession of uncle Richard and lead +him away into captivity. A whist table was suggested in an anteroom, +an Havana was proposed in the library, but he "didn't want to play +cards, and had just quit smoking," and so he paraded his coat and +boots before the company, the "observed of all observers." + +Mrs. B. made the best of it, whispering confidentially that he was a +distant connection, immensely rich, partially insane, but perfectly +harmless. O, how dazzling was Mrs. Brandon that evening, in the +beauty of her person and of her attire! She wore diamonds that were +valued at ten thousand dollars. + +In the midst of the brilliant festivities, Mr. Brandon was suddenly +summoned from the ball room. He presently returned, looking very pale, +and beckoned his wife, who followed him into the library. Mr. Merton, +senior, was there, with a very stern expression on his countenance. + +"What's the matter?" asked Mrs. Brandon. + +"The matter," said her husband, "is simply this--Mr. Merton leaves +town to-night for Philadelphia, on special business, and having +occasion for a large sum of money, requires the immediate payment of +the ten thousand dollars which are due him for our violation of the +marriage contract." + +"Yes, madam," said Mr. Merton, "and I called on your husband for it, +and he referred me to you as having the deposit in your possession." + +"Wouldn't to-morrow do as well?" asked the lady anxiously. + +"No, madam, my necessity is urgent." + +"Go, Maria," said the broker, "and bring the money instantly. A debt +like this admits of no postponement." + +"Alas! alas!" stammered the poor woman, "I have not this money by me. +Surely, Mr. Brandon, you must be able to command it." + +"Not one dollar, madam," said the broker. "I would have spared you +this explanation to-night, but you have brought it on yourself. This +is our last night of factitious splendor--my affairs are in +inextricable confusion--losses have this day come to light which +complete my ruin--and to-morrow the world will know me as a bankrupt." + +Mrs. Brandon wrung her hands and sobbed bitterly. + +"But that is a grief for to-morrow," said the broker, sternly. "There +is music and dancing, champagne and flowers, in the next room--enough +glory for to-night. But this business of Mr. Merton's requires instant +attention. What have you done with the ten thousand dollars? Have you +dared to squander it?" + +"No, no," said Mrs. Brandon earnestly. "I am not so bad as that. I +deposited it with Sandford, the jeweller, of whom I hired the casket +of jewels to deck myself to-night." + +"Mr. Merton," said the broker, calmly, "I shall have to trouble your +patience a little while longer. I will write instantly to Mr. +Sandford, late as it is, and bid him bring the money here at once." + +After despatching the note, Brandon and his wife returned to the ball +room. O, how insipid to the lady's ear seemed now the babble of her +guests! The flowers had lost their perfume--the music its divine +influence. Yet, with the serpent of remorse and anguish gnawing at her +heart, she was forced to smile and seem happy and at ease. A half hour +passed in this way seemed an age of torture; and when the messenger +despatched by her husband had returned and summoned them again to the +library, it gave her inexpressible relief. + +"O, Mr. Sandford!" she exclaimed to the jeweller, who was now added to +the party, "how happy I am to see you! There is your casket--and here +are your diamonds!" and she tore the jewels from her neck, ears, and +wrists, and offered them to the jeweller. + +"Madam," said the jeweller, gravely, after having examined the gems, +"these are not the articles I furnished you. I lent you a set of +diamonds--these are paste!" + +"What is the meaning of this?" asked the broker sternly. + +"I know not. I cannot explain. O, Luke! Luke! I am innocent!" and Mrs. +Brandon sunk fainting into a chair. + +When she had recovered her senses, Mr. Brandon asked,-- + +"Did you make this arrangement in person?" + +"No," she replied; "it was through the mediation of Mr. Charmant." + +"Let's send for him," said Merton. + +"Stay," said the broker; "an idea has occurred to me. I have observed +at times that this Monsieur Charmant had a good deal to say to your +French page, my good lady." + +"It was he that recommended Claude," said Mrs. Brandon. + +"Then we will have Claude before us," said the broker. + +Claude soon made his appearance. + +"Claude," said Mrs. Brandon, "do you know any thing about this casket +of jewels?" + +The boy changed color, but shook his head. + +"Now, my Christian friend," said the broker, "you need not tell us +what you know about the jewels, if you are unwilling; but in case of +your refusal, I shall send for a police officer, who will, +undoubtedly, drum the whole affair out of you." + +The threat had the desired effect. The boy confessed that Charmant and +De Roseville were impostors--that they were not even Frenchmen, but a +brace of London thieves, who had picked up a knowledge of French +during a professional tour on the continent, and who had emigrated to +America for the purpose of introducing their art among our +unsophisticated countrymen. Charmant had been a jeweller, and this +enabled him to counterfeit the gems obtained of Mr. Sandford, which he +purposed disposing of at the first favorable opportunity. The boy +believed that Charmant had them about him at that moment. In England, +Charmant was known as French Jack, and Roseville as Rusty Joe. + +"Go back to the ball room," said Mr. Merton to Brandon, "and take your +wife with you. Mr. Sandford, you stay by the boy. I'll go for an +officer." + +Brandon and his lady returned to the ball room, the latter somewhat +relieved, but mortified at the deceptions which had been practised on +her. + +In a few minutes a burly member of the police, with a very thick +stick, and a very red handkerchief knotted round his neck, made his +appearance, to the astonishment and consternation of the guests, amid +whom the host and hostess alone testified no excitement or alarm. + +"Sarvant, ladies and gentlemen, sarvant," said the legal functionary, +scraping his right boot, and plucking desperately at the brim of his +hat. "Don't let me interrupt yer innercent amusement--sorry to +intrude, as the bull said when he rushed into the china shop--but +business before pleasure--now then, my hearty! how are you?" + +The last words were accompanied by a vigorous blow on the shoulder of +M. Auguste Charmant, who was at that moment paying his attentions to a +belle from Union Square. + +"_Monsieur me parle-t-il_?" exclaimed the dandy, with well-feigned +astonishment. + +"O, nix the lingo, French Jack," said the officer, "or leastways +patter Romany so's a cove can understand you. Fork over them are +dimonds--or else it will go harder with you. The boy's peached, and +the game's up--you were spotted long ago." + +With a smothered curse, French Jack dived his hand into his vest +pocket and produced the stolen jewels. While this was enacting, the +count had been quietly stealing to the door, but the vigilant officer +had an eye upon his movements, and a hand upon his shoulder before he +could escape. + +"Now I've got the pair of you," said the worthy man, chuckling +apoplectically in the folds of his red handkerchief. "Now, don't ride +rusty, Joe--for there's a small few of us outside with amazin' thick +sticks, that might fall on your head and hurt you, if so be you +happened to be rambustical." + +"Curse the luck!" muttered the thief, as with his companion he marched +off. + +It may well be imagined that the scene dispersed the party in a hurry. +They took French leave, like birds scattered by a sudden storm. Julia +was carried to bed in hysterics, accompanied by her mother. Merton and +the jeweller had disappeared, the three rogues had been taken into +custody, and only Brandon and uncle Richard + + ----"trod alone + The banquet hall deserted." + +"Well, uncle," said the broker, bitterly, "the game's up. I have been +ruined, stock and fluke, by letting my wife have her own way, and +to-morrow I shall be a bankrupt." + +"No you won't," said uncle Richard. + +"Yes I shall," said the broker, angrily. "And Julia, abandoned by her +lover, will be broken hearted." + +"No she won't," said uncle Richard. + +"Who's to prevent it?" asked the broker. + +"Uncle Richard," replied that personage. "What's the use of a friend, +unless he's a friend in need. I've got plenty of money, and neither +chick nor child in the world. I'll meet your liabilities with cash. +Young Merton loves Julia in spite of her temporary alienation--he will +gladly take her back. The rogues will get their deserts. Your wife, +sick and ashamed of her fashionable follies, will gladly gin' up this +house and the servants. You'll buy a little country seat on the +Hudson, and I'll come and live with you." + +As every thing turned out exactly as uncle Richard promised and +predicted, we have no occasion to enlarge on the fortunate subsiding +of this "sea of troubles." + + + + +ACTING CHARADES. + + But, masters, remember that I am an ass; though it be not + written down, yet forget not that I am an + ass.--SHAKSPEARE, _Much Ado about Nothing._ + + +Many of our readers have doubtless witnessed, or perchance +participated in, the amusement of acting charades--a divertisement +much in vogue in social circles, and if cleverly done, productive of +much mirth. To the uninitiated, a brief description of an acted +charade may not be unacceptable. A word of two or more syllables is +selected, each part of which must make sense by itself--as, for +instance, the word inspector, which would be decomposed, thus; _inn +spectre_. The company of performers would then extemporize a scene at +a public house, leaving the spectators to guess at the first syllable, +_inn_. The second scene would represent the terror occasioned by the +apparition of a phantom, and give the second part of the word spectre. +The third scene would represent the whole word, and would perhaps be a +brigade inspector reviewing his troops, giving occasion for the humors +of a Yankee militia training. Much ingenuity is required in the +selection of a word, and in carrying out the representation, with +appropriate dialogue, &c. + +Acting charades generally turns a house topsy turvy; wardrobes and +garrets are ransacked for costumes and properties; hats, canes, +umbrellas, and firearms are mustered, and old dresses that haven't +seen the light for forty years are rummaged out as disguises for the +actors in these extempore theatricals. + +In a certain circle in this city there was a knot of clever young +people, of both sexes, strongly addicted to acting charades, and very +happy in their execution. But they were unfortunately afflicted by an +interloper, + + "Whose head + Was not of brains particularly full," + +one of those geniuses who have a fatal facility for making blunders. +Yet, with a pleasing unconsciousness of his deficiencies, he was +always volunteering his services, and always expected, in this matter +of acting charades, to be intrusted with the leading parts. + +One evening the usual coterie was assembled, charades were proposed, +as usual, and the little knot of performers retired to the back +drawing room, dropping the curtain behind them, and prepared for their +performance, congratulating themselves that Mr. Blinks, the name of +the marplot, was not on hand to spoil their sport. They selected the +word _catastrophe_, and the curtain went up. + +A very pretty and lively young lady, who had been abroad, gave a very +happy imitation of the almost inimitable Jenny Vertpre, in the French +vaudeville of the "Cat metamorphosed to a Woman," in that scene where +she betrays her original nature. She purred, she frolicked, she +pounced on an imaginary mouse, caught it, tossed it up in the air, and +went through all the manoeuvres of a veritable grimalkin. When the +curtain fell, amidst roars of laughter and applause, the first +syllable--cat--was whispered from mouth to mouth, among the audience. + +At this moment the hated Blinks arrived in the green-room. + +"What are you up to? Acting charades--eh? By Jove! I'm just in time. +You must give me a part--can't get along without me. What's the word?" + +"No matter," said the young lady who had played the cat, with a wicked +smile of intelligence. "Prompter, ring the curtain up. All you've got +to do, Mr. Blinks, is to walk across the stage." + +"But where's my dress?" + +"What you have on. Appear in your own character." + +The curtain went up, and Blinks stalked across with his accustomed air +of intolerable stupidity. Amidst smothered laughter, the audience +guessed the second syllable of the charade--_ass_. + +The curtain went up for the third time. A group of Indian chiefs were +located in a wigwam. A young brave entered, distinguished by the eagle +plume and wampum belt, the bow and hatchet, and threw down at the feet +of the eldest warrior a bundle of the scalps he had brought back from +battle. A hum of approbation rose from the assembly. The curtain fell. +The word _trophy_ had been thus indicated. The whole word was then +represented by an appropriate scene from the close of a popular +tragedy, and the spectators, cheering the performance, called out +_catastrophe_ to the actors. + +"Well, they made out to guess it," said Blinks, when the curtain had +fallen, for the last time. "But now it's all over, you made one +confounded blunder." + +"What was that?" asked the wicked young lady. + +"You didn't act the second syllable." + +"No?" + +"No! indeed!" said Blinks, with a look of intense cunning. "You had +_cat_ and _trophy_--but where was the _ass_?" + +"O, indeed!" said the young lady. + +"You see, ladies and gentleman," said Blinks, enjoying his triumph, +"you can't get along without me. If I'd been here in the beginning, +you'd have had the ass." + +"We certainly should," said the young lady, winking to her companions, +who could hardly suppress their laughter. + +"And I move we repeat this charade to-morrow night," said Blinks--"and +mind, I'm the ass." + +"Of course." + +"I'll get a costume and disguise myself." + +"Disguise yourself!" echoed his tormentor--"for Heaven's sake, don't +do that--they'd never guess it." + +The next night the charade was ass-ass-in, and Blinks went on for the +first two syllables. He was perfectly at home--"Richard himself +again!" and the wicked young lady, in complimenting his performance, +declared it was "_perfectly natural_." + + + + +THE GREEN CHAMBER. + + +In my younger days, "ghost stories" were the most popular narratives +extant, and the lady or gentleman who could recite the most thrilling +adventure, involving a genuine spiritual visitant, was sure to be the +lion or lioness of the evening party he enlivened (?) with the dismal +details. The elder auditors never seemed particularly horrified or +terror-stricken, however much gratified they were, but the younger +members would drink in every word, "supping full of horrors." After +listening to one of these authentic narratives, we used to be very +reluctant to retire to our dormitories, and never ventured to get into +bed till we had examined suspicious-looking closets, old wardrobes, +and, indeed, every nook and corner that might be supposed to harbor a +ghost or a ghoul. + +Fortunately for the rising generation, these tales have gone out of +fashion, and though some attempts to revive the taste have been +made--as in the "Night Side of Nature"--such efforts have proved +deplorable failures. The young people of to-day make light of ghosts. +The spectres in the incantation scene of "Der Freyschutz" are received +with roars of laughter, and even the statue in Don Giovanni seems +"jolly," notwithstanding the illusive music of Mozart. We were about +to remark that the age had outgrown superstition, but we remembered +the Rochester knockings, and concluded to be modestly silent. + +One evening, many years since--it was a blustering December +evening--the wind howling as it dashed the old buttonwood limbs in its +fury against the parlor windows of the country house where a few of us +were assembled to pass the winter holidays, we gathered before a +roaring fire of walnut and oak, which made every thing within doors as +cheery and comfortable as all without was desolate and dreary. The +window shutters were left unfastened, that the bright lamplight and +ruddy firelight might stream afar upon the wintry waste, and perhaps +guide some benighted wayfarer to a hospitable shelter. + +We shall not attempt to describe the group, as any such portrait +painting would not be germane to the matter more immediately in hand. +Suffice it to say, that one of the youngsters begged aunt Deborah, the +matron of the mansion, to tell us a ghost story,--"a real ghost story, +aunt Deborah,"--for in those days we were terribly afraid of +counterfeits, and hated to hear a narrative where the ghost turned out +in the end to be no ghost after all, but a mere compound of flesh and +blood like ourselves. + +Aunt Deborah smiled at our earnestness, and tantalized our impatience +by some of those little arts with which the practised story-teller +enhances the value and interest of her narrative. She tapped her +silver snuffbox, opened it deliberately, took a very delicate pinch of +the Lundy Foot, shut the box, replaced it in her pocket, folded her +hands before her, looked round a minute on the expectant group, and +then began. + +I shall despair of imparting to this cold pen-and-ink record of her +story the inimitable conversational grace with which she embellished +it. It made an indelible impression on my memory, and if I have never +before repeated it, it was from a lurking fear that--though the old +lady assured us it was "not to be found in any book or newspaper"--it +might have found its way into print. However, as twenty years have +elapsed, and I have never yet met with it in type, I will venture to +give the outlines of the narrative. + +Major Rupert Stanley, a "bold dragoon" in the service of his majesty +George III., found himself, one dark and blustering night in autumn, +riding towards London on the old York road. He had supped with a +friend who lived at a village some distance off the road, and he was +unfamiliar with the country. Though not raining, the air was damp, and +the heavy, surcharged clouds threatened every moment to pour down +their contents. But the major, though a young man, was an old +campaigner; and with a warm cloak wrapped about him, and a good horse +under him, would have cared very little for storm and darkness, had he +felt sure of a good bed for himself, and comfortable quarters for his +horse, when he had ridden far enough for the strength of his faithful +animal. A good horseman cares as much for the comfort of his steed as +for his own ease. To add to the discomfort of the evening, there was +some chance of meeting highwaymen; but Major Stanley felt no +uneasiness on that score, as, just before leaving his friend's house, +he had examined his holster pistols, and freshly primed them. A brush +with a highwayman would enhance the romance of a night journey. + +So he jogged along; but mile after mile was passed, and no twinkling +light in the distance gave notice of the appearance of the wished-for +inn. The major's horse began to give unmistakable evidence of +distress--stumbling once or twice, and recovering himself with +difficulty. At last, a dim light suddenly appeared at a turn of the +road. The horse pricked up his ears, and trotted forward with spirit, +soon halting beside a one-story cottage. The major was disappointed, +but he rode up to the door and rapped loudly with the but of his +riding whip. The summons brought a sleepy cotter to the door. + +"My good friend," said the major, "can you tell me how far it is to +the next inn?" + +"Eh! it be about zeven mile, zur," was the answer, in the broad +Yorkshire dialect of the district. + +"Seven miles!" exclaimed the major, in a tone of deep disappointment, +"and my horse is already blown! My good fellow, can't you put my horse +somewhere, and give me a bed? I will pay you liberally for your +trouble." + +"Eh! goodness zakes!" said the rustic. "I be nought but a ditcher! +There be noa plaze to put the nag in, and there be only one room and +one bed in the cot." + +"What _shall_ I do?" cried the major, at his wits' end. + +"I'll tell 'ee, zur," said the rustic, scratching his head violently, +as if to extract his ideas by the roots. "There be a voine large house +on the road, about a moile vurther on. It's noa an inn, but the +colonel zees company vor the vun o' the thing--'cause he loikes to zee +company about 'un. You must 'a heard ov him--Colonel Rogers--a' used +to be a soger once." + +"Say no more," cried the major. "I _have_ heard of this hospitable +gentleman; and his having been in the army gives me a sure claim to +his attention. Here's a crown for your information, my good friend. +Come, Marlborough!" + +Touching his steed with the spur, the major rode off, feeling an +exhilaration of spirits which soon communicated itself to the horse. A +sharp trot of a few minutes brought him to a large mansion, which +stood unfenced, like a huge caravansery, by the roadside. He made for +the front door and, without dismounting, plied the large brass knocker +till a servant in livery made his appearance. + +"Is your master up?" asked the major. + +"I am the occupant of this house," said a venerable gentleman, making +his appearance at the hall door. + +"I am a benighted traveller, sir," said the major, touching his hat, +"and come to claim your well-known hospitality. Can you give me a bed +for the night? I am afraid my four-footed companion is hardly able to +carry me to the next inn." + +"I cannot promise you a bed, sir," said the host, "for I have but one +spare bed in the house." + +"And that----" said the major. + +"Happens to be in a room that does not enjoy a very pleasing +reputation. In short, sir, one room of my house is haunted; and that +is the only one, unfortunately, that I can place at your disposal +to-night." + +"My dear sir," said the major, springing from his horse, and tossing +the bridle to the servant, "you enchant me beyond expression! A +haunted chamber! The very thing--and I, who have never seen a ghost! +What luck!" + +The host shook his head gravely. + +"I never knew a man," he said, "to pass a night in that chamber +without regretting it." + +Major Stanley laughed as he took his pistols from the holster pipes. +"With these friends of mine," he said, "I fear neither ghost nor +demon." + +Colonel Rogers showed his guest into a comfortable parlor, where a +seacoal fire was burning cheerfully in a grate, and refreshments most +welcome to a weary traveller stood upon a table. + +"Mine host" was an old campaigner, and had seen much service during +the war of the American revolution, and he was full of interesting +anecdotes and descriptions of adventures. But while Major Stanley was +apparently listening attentively to the narrative of his hospitable +entertainer, throwing in the appropriate ejaculations of surprise and +pleasure at the proper intervals, his whole attention was in reality +absorbed by a charming girl of twenty, the daughter of the colonel, +who graced the table with her presence. Never, he thought, had he seen +so beautiful, so modest, and so ladylike a creature; and she, in turn, +seemed very favorably impressed with the manly beauty and frank +manners of their military guest. + +At length she retired. The colonel, who was a three-bottle man, and +had found a listener to his heart, was somewhat inclined to prolong +the session into the small hours of the morning, but finding that his +guest was much fatigued, and even beginning to nod in the midst of his +choicest story, he felt compelled to ask him if he would not like to +retire. Major Stanley replied promptly in the affirmative, and the old +gentleman, taking up a silver candlestick, ceremoniously marshalled +his guest to a large, old-fashioned room, the walls of which being +papered with green, gave it its appellation of the "Green Chamber." A +comfortable bed invited to repose; a cheerful fire was blazing on the +hearth, and every thing was cosy and quiet. The major looked round him +with a smile of satisfaction. + +"I am deeply indebted to you, colonel," said he, "for affording me +such comfortable quarters. I shall sleep like a top." + +"I am afraid not," answered the colonel, shaking his head gravely. "I +never knew a guest of mine to pass a quiet night in the Green +Chamber." + +"I shall prove an exception," said the major, smiling. "But I must +make one remark," he added, seriously. "It is ill sporting with the +feelings of a soldier; and should any of your servants attempt to play +tricks upon me, they will have occasion to repent it." And he laid +his heavy pistol on the lightstand by his bedside. + +"My servants, Major Stanley," said the old gentleman, with an air of +offended dignity, "are too well drilled to dare attempt any tricks +upon my guests. Good night, major." + +"Good night, colonel." + +The door closed. Major Stanley locked it. Having done so, he took a +survey of the apartment. Besides the door opening into the entry, +there was another leading to some other room. There was no lock upon +this second door, but a heavy table, placed across, completely +barricaded it. + +"I am safe," thought the major, "unless there is a storming party of +ghosts to attack me in my fastness. I think I shall sleep well." + +He threw himself into an arm chair before the fire, and watching the +glowing embers, amused himself with building castles in the air, and +musing on the attractions of the fair Julia, his host's daughter. He +was far enough from thinking of spectral visitants, when a very slight +noise struck on his ear. Glancing in the direction of the inner door, +he thought he saw the heavy table glide backwards from its place. +Quick as thought, he caught up a pistol, and challenged the intruder. +There was no reply--but the door continued to open, and the table to +slide back. At last there glided into the room a tall, graceful +figure, robed in white. At the first glance, the blood curdled in the +major's veins; at the second, he recognized the daughter of his host. +Her eyes were wide open, and she advanced with an assured step, but it +was very evident she was asleep. Here was the mystery of the Green +Chamber solved at once. The young girl walked to the fireplace and +seated herself in the arm chair from which the soldier had just +risen. His first impulse was to vacate the room, and go directly and +alarm the colonel. But, in the first place, he knew not what apartment +his host occupied, and in the second, curiosity prompted him to watch +the _denouement_ of this singular scene. Julia raised her left hand, +and gazing on a beautiful ring that adorned one of her white and taper +fingers, pressed it repeatedly to her lips. She then sank into an +attitude of repose, her arms drooping listlessly by her sides. + +The major approached her, and stole the ring from her finger. His +action disturbed, but did not awaken her. She seemed to miss the ring, +however, and, after groping hopelessly for it, rose and glided through +the doorway as silently as she had entered. She had no sooner retired +than the major replaced the table, and drawing a heavy clothes press +against it, effectually guarded himself against a second intrusion. + +This done, he threw himself upon the bed, and slept soundly till a +late hour of the morning. When he awoke, he sprang out of bed, and ran +to the window. Every trace of the storm had passed away, and an +unclouded sun was shining on the radiant landscape. After performing +the duties of his toilet, he was summoned to breakfast, where he met +the colonel and his daughter. + +"Well, major, and how did you pass the night?" asked the colonel, +anxiously. + +"Famously," replied Stanley. "I slept like a top, as I told you I +should." + +"Then, thank Heaven, the spell is broken at last," said the colonel, +"and the White Phantom has ceased to haunt the Green Chamber." + +"By no means," said the major, smiling; "the White Phantom paid me a +visit last night, and left me a token of the honor." + +"A token!" exclaimed the father and daughter in a breath. + +"Yes, my friends, and here it is." And the major handed the ring to +the old gentleman. + +"What's the meaning of this, Julia?" exclaimed the colonel. "This ring +I gave you last week!" + +Julia uttered a faint cry, and turned deadly pale. + +"The mystery is easily explained," said the major. "The young lady is +a sleep-walker. She came into my room before I had retired, utterly +unconscious of her actions. I took the ring from her hand, that I +might be able to convince you and her of the reality of what I had +witnessed." + +The major's business was not pressing, and he readily yielded to the +colonel's urgent request to pass a few days with him. Their mutual +liking increased upon better acquaintance, and in a few weeks the +White Phantom's ring, inscribed with the names of Rupert Stanley and +Julia Rogers, served as the sacred symbol of their union for life. + + + + +HE WASN'T A HORSE JOCKEY. + + +It was at the close of a fine, autumnal afternoon, that a +simple-looking traveller, attired in a homespun suit of gray, and +wearing a broad-brimmed, Quaker-looking hat, drove up to the door of +the Spread Eagle Tavern, in the town of B----, State of Maine, kept by +Major E. Spike, and ordered refreshments for himself and horse. There +was nothing particular about the traveller, except his air of +simplicity; but his horse was a character. The animal was at least +thirty years of age, and was as gaunt as Rosinante, and would have +been a dear bargain at fifteen dollars. The traveller acknowledged +that he had been taken in somewhat when he bought the animal, for he +"wasn't a horse jockey," and "did'nt know much about critters!" +However, he added, "that if he had good luck in his trip down east, +[he was agent for a Hartford Life Assurance Company,] he meant to pick +up something handsome in the way of horse flesh to take home with +him." After communicating his name and business, and sundry other +particulars, with a frankness which, while it satisfied the curiosity, +excited the contempt of Major Spike, the stranger, whom we shall call +Zebulon Smith, departed. + +He had a business call to make on the widow Stebbins, who lived about +three miles off, in a very old, unfinished, shingled house, of immense +extent, in the centre of an unfenced lot, the chief products of which +were rocks, brambles, and barberry bushes. + +"Keep much stock, Miss Stebbins?" said he, as, having transacted his +business, he prepared to resume his journey. + +"Why, no," said she; "I'm a lone woman, and hain't got no help; so I +keep only a cow and that 'ere colt. I wish I could sell him, for I +ain't got nobody to break him in properly." + +Zebulon looked at the colt. He was a limpsey, long-legged, shaggy +animal, with a ewe-neck, drooping head, and little, undecided tail, +completely knotted up with burs; but then he was only five years old. + +"Heow'll yeou trade, Miss Stebbins?" asked the agent. "I've a mind to +take the critter, if you'll trade even, though I don't know the pints +of a horse. I ain't a horse jockey. Heowever, you're a lone woman, and +I want to oblige you. You hain't got nobody to break the colt for you, +and here's my hoss would suit you to a T. He's a nice family hoss." + +"Heow old is he?" asked Mrs. Stebbins. + +"He's _risin'_ six years," said Zebulon, and so he was. + +"He looks pretty well along," said the widow. "How much boot will you +give me?" + +"Boot!" exclaimed Zebulon. "O, if you talk about boot, I'm off. I +ain't no horse jockey, but I know I'm flingin' my hoss--good old +hoss--away by tradin' even. But generosity and consideration for +widders--specially good-lookin' ones--was allers a failin' in my +family." + +"I don't know as I had orter," said the widow, thoughtfully; "if Mr. +Stebbins was alive, you wouldn't get the colt so cheap, for he sot +every thing by him. He's sot his pedigree down in the births, deaths, +and marriages, in our family Bible. He allers said, poor man, he was +goin' to make a great hoss." + +"That 'ere was an optical delusion," said the agent; "he warn't never +a goin' to make a great hoss, and he won't never be a great hoss. I +know so much, if I ain't a horse jockey. Come, now, what say? Shall I +ungear, and leave my critter, or put on the string and be a +travellin'?" + +"You may have the colt," said the widow, bursting into tears, and +retiring, unable to witness the consummation of the sacrifice. + +"Come, young Burtail," said Zebulon, addressing the colt. "It's time +you was sot to work. I don't know whether you ever had a collar over +your darned ewe-neck or not. I don't see how any thing short of a +crooked-neck squash could fit it; but I'll try mine on." And with +these words he harnessed up the colt, and leaving his old "hoss" with +the widow, drove on his way rejoicing. + +About fifteen miles farther east, he stopped and put up at a tavern, +where he made an arrangement to leave the colt for a week, hiring the +landlord's horse to pursue his journey. He gave directions to have the +colt fed high in the interim, to have his tail nicked and put in +pulleys, his head checked up, and his coat carefully shaved according +to the new practice. A very astute hostler promised that every thing +should be done according to his directions, and to his perfect +satisfaction. + +Accordingly, in a week's time, when Zebulon came back, he hardly knew +his bargain. The colt was fat as a hog. His sides shone like silver; +his mane was neatly trimmed; his tail was crimped, and rose and fell +in a graceful curve; and he carried his head as proudly as an Arabian. + +With the metamorphosed animal in the fills, the agent drove back to +the Spread Eagle, and put up for the night. In the morning, he ordered +his team, and paid his bill. Major Spike, who was great on horses, +standing at the front door, was struck with the appearance of his +guest's "cattle." + +"Been buying a new hoss?" said the major. + +"Yes; I thought I'd try one, though I ain't a horse jockey," answered +the agent, making an excuse to examine the buckles of his harness. + +"Don't want to sell him, do you?" said the major. + +"Why, no, major, I reckon not. I expect he'll suit me fust rate. I'm +doin' pooty well, now, and can afford to hev' somethin' nice. I +calklate to keep him." + +"I don't like his color," said the major. + +"Well, I do," said Zebulon, getting into his wagon. "Good mornin', +major." + +"Hold on," said the major. "I've got a hoss I want to show you. Jake, +bring out the bay, and let Mr. Smith have a squint at him." + +The hostler brought out a square-built, chunky, bay horse, in fine +condition, and looking like a capital roadster. + +"What do you think of _that_ hoss, Mr. Smith?" asked the major, +triumphantly. + +"Pretty fair hoss," said the agent. "But I tell you I'm no judge of +horses; I ain't a horse jockey." + +"Well, now, I tell you what," said the major; "I'm a darned fool for +doin' of it; but when I take a fancy, I don't mind expense to gratify +it. I'm willing to swap hosses even with you." + +"Even!" screamed the agent. "Now, major, that's a good one. I ain't a +horse jockey. I don't know the value of the critters; but I ain't +altogether a reg'lar, soft-headed, know-nothin' fool; and if I had a +mind to part with this 'ere splendiferous animal, I should want boot." + +"You're a hard one," said the major; "but as fur as twenty +dollars----" + +"Twenty dollars! get out," said the agent, indignantly. "G'lang, Bob!" +and he actually started his team. + +"Hold on!" roared the major. "What do you want?" + +"Say forty, and I'll do it--no, I won't," said the agent. + +"You said you would. It's a bargain. You said forty, didn't he, Jake?" + +The hostler could not deny it. + +"Well, you're the hardest customer _I_ ever see!" muttered the agent, +as he got out of the wagon. "This is the wust mornin's work I ever +did. Let me have your old bay, and be a travellin'. You'd hev' a +fellur's eye teeth afore he knowed it, ef you wanted 'em." + +The major chuckled as he counted out forty dollars and handed them to +the agent. He eagerly assisted the hostler to ungear the coveted +horse; and when the bay was harnessed up, did not urge the agent to +stop, and the latter drove off, looking as melancholy as if he had +buried all his relations. + +The major drove out with his new purchase that very day; but his +performance did not equal his expectations. However, as an experienced +horse jockey, he knew that great allowances are to be made for a green +horse, and he promised to train him up to "2.50," at the least. But +before one week had passed over his head, his expectations were all +dashed. There was no "go" in the animal. His nose dropped to the +ground, his tail slunk, and his toes dug into the gravel as if he was +boring for water. The major had to confess that he had been completely +taken in. + +"That infernal rascal!" said he; "I wish I could catch him here +again." + +"You ain't very likely to," remarked Jake, the hostler, dryly. + +"Why so? Do you know any thing about him? Did you ever see him +before?" + +"Ever see him! why, he came from the same place that I did." + +"Where's that?" + +"Meredith Bridge." + +"Meredith Bridge!" exclaimed the landlord. "And he said he wasn't a +horse jockey. O, what an ass I was." + +"Very true," said the hostler. + +"Any how, you never saw the horse before?" said the landlord. + +"Never see the horse before!" exclaimed Jake. "Why, Lord bless you, I +know'd him soonsever I sot eyes on him. He's Miss Stebbins's colt." + +"And you never told me of this, you scoundrel!" + +"I want a goin' to spile a trade," said the hostler. "And then I've +heard you say so often that nobody could take you in on a hoss, that I +thought it warnt no use." + +"The cussed swindler!" said the major. "After havin' shaved every body +he came across, he went and shaved a hoss, and put him off on +me--_me_, the greatest hossman in the State of Maine. The next chap +from Meredith Bridge that comes into these diggins, I'll get a fight +out of and lick him, jest as sure as my name's Elnathan Spike!" + + + + +FUNERAL SHADOWS. + +A MYSTERY. + + +The wind was howling and moaning through the almost deserted streets +of Boston, on a chilly evening of September, as a young man of medium +height and slight figure drew a faded and threadbare black cloak +around him, pulled his fur cap down on his forehead to shelter his +eyes from the cutting wind, and strode down Washington Street in a +northerly direction, with a rapid and impatient step. Arrived at the +door of a house of moderate pretensions, he entered hastily. We shall +follow him to the third story, enter with him a large and wholly dark +apartment, and watch him while he kindles a fire on the ample hearth +stone. A pale-blue flame flickers hesitatingly among the wood, and +conjures up from the walls around strange shapes and countenances +bathed in the indistinct and lurid light. And now the flame grows +brighter, and the heavy furniture in the apartment flings strange +shadows, horizontal, diagonal, and perpendicular; and the pictures on +the wall (for we are in a painter's studio) looked quite as vague and +vapory as the projected shadows. It is not difficult to imagine some +of these faces endowed with vitality, and so wild and startling are +many of them that the wavering shadows seem to belong to them, and to +be their strangely-animated limbs. + +The painter lit a lamp, and then a huge meerschaum filled with +fragrant tobacco, his nightly solace and daily inspiration. While the +smoke wreaths slowly ascended to the ceiling, he wove his Gothic +fancies, and saw, in the blue clouds that hovered over him, embryo +designs and groups that he afterwards transferred to canvas. + +Malise Grey was an artist of great but peculiar talent--a fine +draughtsman, an admirable colorist, but his imagination was of a +Gothic cast, and he delighted in strange, fantastical, and +supernatural subjects. He had travelled much in Germany, and his mind +was imbued with the superstitions and legends of that storied land. +These he loved to illustrate with his pencil, and his walls were +covered with German scenes and subjects, from the "Witches' Sabbath" +to the "Castled Crag of Drachenfels." Portraits he painted from +necessity, not choice; but he was too true an artist for the million. +The sleek hypocrite wore not on his canvas the deceptive look of +holiness that bore him on through life to wealth and honor, but the +crafty, sensual smile, the libertine eye, and lips that indicated the +secret phases of his character. Imbecile beauty saw her index in the +painted mirror. Folly stood convicted by the pencil. It was frequently +remarked, that you might learn more of a man from a glance at his +portrait than from months' companionship with the original. Malise +Grey was not popular--but he lived for his art, and bread and water +satisfied his earthly cravings. + +The meerschaum fairly smoked out, the artist drew from a dusty pile of +canvases one on which he had painted a family group. It was a fancy +piece. An old man lay upon his death bed, over which bent a weeping +wife and a sorrowing and lovely child. The face of the latter was one +of unearthly beauty, and Raphael or Titian might not have disdained +the painting of those glistening blue eyes, and the falling sunbeams +of that golden hair. The painter had poured out his soul upon that +angelic countenance and perfect figure. + +"It is my ideal," said the artist, "and, by the mystic whisper of the +heart, by the bright teaching of the star that rules my destiny, by +the forbidden lore of which I have drank deeply, I know that the ideal +of each mind is the reflex of the actual, and with the true artist +fancy is existence!" + +The meerschaum was again filled, and Malise Grey contemplated his +picture. The smoke wreaths rolled around it, but it shone out luminous +and starlike. Its harmony was like the silent melody of the spheres, +and its musical radiance dispelled the remembrance of all his +sufferings, and lulled him like the melody of falling waters. When, at +length, he drew his poor couch from its recess, and threw himself upon +it, he left the picture full in sight, and continued to watch it by +the fading firelight till its last luminous point disappeared with the +blaze, and slumber closed his lids to make its memory brighter. + +The next morning was clear and sparkling; the first rays of the sun +were like fiery rubies on the walls of the studio. + +The painter sprang to his feet. "The dream!" he cried. "My heart did +not deceive me. The spirits are at work for its accomplishment." + +He went forth to take his daily walk. There were times when an +appalling dread of insanity smote his heart, and once the expression +of a friend at the recital of one of his wildest fantasies led him +into a train of reflection and self-examination which shook his very +soul. For a time he forsook his studio, and went abroad into the gay +world and formed fashionable acquaintances; but he went back to his +lonely room and his hermit life at the expiration of a few weeks, +convinced that the madness of art was preferable to the madness of +society. And it was a painful thing for him to go abroad, for no one +sympathized with him. His mind dwelt either on the shadowy past, or +the yet more shadowy future. He held no communion with the present. +So, on the occasion we have referred to, after a hurried walk, he +returned to his room, the door of which he had left unlocked. A veiled +lady sat before his easel. She rose upon his entrance. His heart beat +high with anticipations. The lady thus addressed him:-- + +"Malise Grey, we have known each other in the land of dreams!" and +removing her veil, she pointed with her left hand to the picture, +while she extended her right to the painter. The ideal and the actual +stood before him. A strange light gleamed upon the painter's mind, and +he spoke as if prompted by some unseen power. + +"Esther Vaughan, by this token do I know you." He took her hand, and +added, "By the mystic spell that drew us to each other, I conjure you +here to plight your troth to me for weal and woe." + +"My father died shortly after that picture was painted," replied the +maiden, "and my mother--my poor mother--soon followed him. The spirit +summons commanded me to seek you out. I have obeyed." + + * * * * * + +A strange marriage was solemnized in the Old King's Chapel. The bride +wore no rose or orange flower in her braided hair, and a long, black +veil enveloped her from head to foot. In fact, her entire raiment, and +that of the bridegroom, was of the same ghastly hue; and the ceremony +was performed beneath the light of torches, which threw their funeral +glare upon the mortuary tablets and reliefs that decorate the interior +of the sacred edifice. As the newly-married pair were about to step +into the carriage at the door, a thin figure in black approached the +bride, and laid its hand upon her arm. The countenance was not +visible. The bride uttered a sharp cry of pain and terror, and the +figure instantly stepped back. + +"Hold up your torch, there, sexton," cried the painter; "some one has +insulted the bride." + +A tall figure was seen stealing away through the tombstones in the +churchyard, to which he had probably gained access through a breach in +the wall, at that time wholly ruinous. + +It is not our intention to describe the happiness of Malise Grey and +his strangely-found and strangely-wedded bride. Enough to say, it was +like all the circumstances that composed his existence--dream-like and +strange. So vivid were his dreams and reveries, that he often wondered +whether they were not the actual, and his marriage life the imaginary, +part of his existence. He could not give himself up to enjoyment; and +sometimes, when his young wife would have lavished on him the wealth +of her innocent caresses, he turned from her moodily, and muttered, +"What have I to do with a spirit bride? When the sun rises, these +shadows will disperse." + +Esther Grey had often solicited her husband to paint her portrait, +since the likeness in the family picture showed her under the +influence of grief. She wished a record of her happiness. Grey set +about complying with her request. He assumed the task in a moment of +inspired and fresh feeling, and went to work with heart and soul. His +sketch was instantaneously executed, and then + + "His touches they flew like leaves in a storm; + And the pure pearly white, and the carnation warm, + Contending in harmony, glowed." + +Suddenly he threw down his pencil, and paced the apartment to and fro +with rapid strides. "The doomed look!" he muttered, "the doomed look! +Esther, I can paint no more to-day." + +But the morrow found him early at his task. A few hours' work +completed a portrait which, for fidelity of likeness, harmony of +accessories, and felicity of coloring, was almost unsurpassable. Yet +the painter refused to have it framed, and concealed it from view +behind a curtain in his studio. + +A day or two afterwards, a stranger called upon the artist. He was a +tall, thin man, attired in a threadbare suit of black bombazine. He +was frightfully pale. His jaws were prominent, and the sallow, +shrunken skin clung close to every muscle of his countenance. His +dark, sunken, and glossy eyes had an unearthly expression, and his air +was melancholy in the extreme. A nameless chill came over the painter +as he surveyed the aspect of his unknown visitor. The stranger coldly +surveyed the productions of the artist, and honored them with a few +brief comments. At length he paused before the veiled picture, and +said, "This picture of your wife belongs to me." + +The painter was so strong a believer in the supernatural, had been +subject to so many inexplicable influences, that he felt no surprise +at the stranger's naming the subject of the veiled picture without +uncovering it. But he repeated, sternly, "Belongs to you? What mean +you by that remark?" + +"I mean it is, or will be mine, by purchase." + +"Not so." + +"Then you will not sell it?" + +"I will not part with it at any price." + +The stranger smiled, but not sneeringly or sarcastically The +expression of his countenance was mournful in the extreme, and +likewise unpleasant, because the parting of his shrivelled lips +displayed his large, yellow teeth in unpleasant relief. He opened the +door, but paused upon the threshold. + +"You will not part with it?" + +"Once more, no!" replied the painter. + +"No matter; the original will soon be mine." + +The door closed rapidly behind his noiseless steps. A vague terror +shot through the soul of the artist. + +When Esther Vaughan came to the dwelling of the painter, she was +radiant with a health which had triumphed over sorrow and long +watching, but the seeds of disease now fastened upon her frame, and +she sunk under its influence, growing daily feebler. The almost +distracted husband employed the best physicians in the city, and under +their efforts Esther, for a while, seemed to revive. One day, in +solemn conclave, they decided that the patient would live, and +announced the intelligence to the poor painter, as he sat in his +lonely studio, with much pomposity and emphasis. At the time of this +announcement, the painter was standing opposite the open door through +which the physicians had just entered. At the moment when a smile of +gratified love was lighting up his intelligent countenance, his eyes, +looking beyond the group of visitors, caught in the corridor those of +the strange bidder for the veiled picture. The unknown shook his head +slowly and mournfully, then turned and retired. + +"Stop him, gentlemen," cried the painter, bursting through the group +of leeches; "he is a deadly enemy!" + +The physicians looked at each other, smiled darkly, and shook their +heads. + +"Poor Grey!" said an old doctor. + +"Mad?" asked the youngest of the group. + +"The cell, the chain, and scourge would be a wholesome prescription," +said the first speaker. + +Such were the tender mercies of science to madness in the eighteenth +century. + + * * * * * + +It was a hushed midsummer night. The hum of busy footsteps had long +since died away, and the twinkling lights had faded, one by one, from +the huge bulk of the metropolis. To the lonely night watcher, there +was enough of light in the mild effulgence of the moon to distinguish +whether the pale invalid woke or slumbered; whether the repose of the +dead was inviolate, or invaded by noisome things that move abroad only +in darkness. And midway between life and death, so motionless that you +would say she belonged to the dark realm of the latter, so lovely that +the former still seemed to claim her own, lay the earth-born love of +the painter, with her ethereal essence yet hovering near the beloved +of her soul. The painter sat by the bedside, with her thin, pale hand +clasped in his. He had listened to her last accents; he had heard her +call him, in the fervor of her affection, "her beautiful, her own;" +and he knew that, ere the unseen clock had recorded the death of +another hour, the feeble pulse that fluttered beneath his fingers +would have ceased to beat. Yet, with all this, his eyes were tearless, +and his heart less heavy than in those dark dreams which had +foreshadowed this event. In weal or woe, his prophetic dreams seemed +even more impressive than the realities which followed them. + +It appeared as if there were a magnetic influence in the touch of the +dying hand; that the soul of Esther, bathed in the dawning light of +the better world, had communicated a portion of its brightness to his +own. So the hours wore on; the feeble pulse yet beat, but fainter and +fainter. At last, through the open window which commanded a view of +the east, the brightening streaks of dawn appeared; in the leaves of a +solitary tree, that stood amid a wilderness of brick hard by, was +heard the faint, tremulous twitter of a bird waiting but a ruddier ray +to launch forth upon his dewy pinions. A smile, like a ray of light, +dawned upon the countenance of Esther. She pointed to a shadowy alcove +in the chamber, and the painter's eye, following the indication, +detected the figure of his mysterious and prophetic visitor. But the +countenance of the unknown was milder, softer; a veil of brightness +had fallen upon the more repulsive lineaments, and when the broad +daylight beamed into the apartment, his image melted into the ray, +like a rain-drop into a sunny sea. A thrill ran through the painter's +frame; he gazed upon the face of Esther; it was that of death. + + * * * * * + +An unfinished painting rests upon an easel; it is a glimpse of +paradise. In the centre is a focus of almost intolerable splendor, the +luminous veil of the Inconceivable and Infinite; while towards it, as +if drawn by a vortex of glory, yet held in suspense when too near, +hovers a cloud of radiant forms and faces, their souls, pure and +beatified, beaming from their countenances, all full of adoration, +intelligence, and bliss. The painter sat before it, giving the last +touches with a feeble yet graceful hand. A light seemed to stream upon +him from the picture, and lit up his pale, inspired countenance. + +The door opened, yet the painter turned not from his task; he heard no +footstep, yet he knew that the messenger--no longer feared, but hoped +for--was standing at his side. + +"One touch more," he said, softly. "Thus 'tis done, and bravely done!" + +He turned--the mysterious messenger was truly there. But as the +painter gazed, the herald's form was transfigured; his poor garments +had given place to shining raiments; his countenance beamed glory and +goodness; effulgent wings expanded their snowy plumage from his +glorious shoulders, and on his forehead shone a star like that of +morning. He touched the mortal hand that throbbed to meet his clasp; +the last film fell from the painter's eye, and he saw, with ecstasy, +no horrid phantom, but AZRAEL, the Angel of Death, great, +beautiful, and good. + + + + +THE LATE ELIAS MUGGS, + +CAPTAIN IN THE M. V. M. + + +Elias Muggs is no more! Hepzibah Muggs is a widow; a stranger has +purchased the stock of West India goods, and the Bluetown Fusileers +are commanded by the first lieutenant. These are sad changes. + +It is not a little remarkable that though Captain Elias Muggs was not +born in the same year as the Duke of Wellington, (though, by the way, +every body else seems to have been,) yet he died about the same time. +There was a striking similarity between their characters and +positions. The Iron Duke was commander-in-chief of the allied forces +at the battle of Waterloo, and Elias Muggs was commander of the +Bluetown Fusileers. If Elias Muggs had been born on the other side of +the water, he probably would have been the Duke of Wellington; and if +the Duke of Wellington had been born here, he would probably have been +Elias Muggs. This proposition may appear a metaphysical subtlety to +obtuse minds, but to ours it seems as clear as mud. + +When such a man dies, he must not be permitted to depart + + "Without the meed of one melodious tear." + +His loss is a national loss. Nature seems to have intended him for +President of the United States, but "left him two drinks behind;" +whence we may conclude that Nature is a humbug, a conclusion +practically arrived at by most artists, living and dead. + +Elias Muggs, from his tenderest years, was devoted to groceries and +glory. His venerable schoolmistress, who has outlived her illustrious +pupil, and is now supported by the town whose founders were formed by +her care, and who laid the foundation of our hero's greatness by the +powerful application of birch at the seat of learning, assured us, in +a recent interview, that the military propensities of Muggs were +developed at an early age. She observed that it was impossible to fix +his attention on the classic page of Noah Webster when the Bluetown +Fusileers were passing the school house with drum and fife, and that +the motive of his first experiment at "hooking jack" was a desire to +attend a country muster in the neighboring town. She added, that she +distinctly remembered having confiscated a box of tin soldiers with +which he was amusing himself, and that he threatened to "punch her +eye" if she did not release the unconscious prisoners of war on +_parole_. These are very important facts. + +We are unable to state the precise age at which Elias entered the +service--but the town clerk of Bluetown places it at twenty-one. He +went through the different grades with great rapidity, and was finally +chosen captain in a warmly-contested election. There is no question +that he would have been elected unanimously, without difficulty, had +there not existed a great doubt in the _corps_ (Captain Muggs, by the +way, always pronounced this word, and spelled it, _corpse_) of his +ability to "treat;" whereas his adversary was distinguished for +possessing a "pocket full of rocks," and a willingness "to treat every +body." The success of our hero, under the circumstances, was purely +owing to military merit. The moment he was chosen, he took the field +at the head of his command. Admiring Bluetown gazed approvingly upon +his swallow-tailed coat, his tall plume, his shining battle blade, his +plated scabbard, worsted sash, and low-heeled, cowhide boots. The +fair, who are ever ready to award their smiles to chivalry, were +unanimous in their approval, and Deacon Dogget's daughter was heard to +murmur, "O, what a pooty soger 'lias makes!" "Upon this hint he spake" +a few days afterwards, and in due time they were married. But enough +of that--our essay treats of war, not love. + +In his "first field," Captain Muggs displayed his extraordinary +knowledge of tactics. He it was who first discovered the method of +"dressing" a line, by backing it up against a curbstone. He also +divested military science of many pedantic terms, which tend only to +confuse the young conscript, and dampen the military ardor of the +patriot soldier. He substituted the brief and soldierly words of +command, "haw!" "gee!" and "whoa!" for "left," "right," and "halt." +His spirited "let her rip!" was an infinite improvement on the "fire" +of the Steuben manual. The object of the commander is to make himself +understood readily by his men, and in this Captain Muggs was perfectly +successful. + +The greatest commanders have been famous for their terse eloquence. +Napoleon said to his troops in Egypt, "Soldiers, from the summit of +these pyramids twenty centuries look down on you this day." Scott, in +Mexico, said to Smith's brigade, "Brave rifles, you have been baptized +in fire, and have come out steel." And Muggs, at Bluetown, after the +last manoeuvre, said, "Feller sogers, that 'ere was prime--and now +less adjourn to the tavern and likker up at my expense." It is +questionable whether any speech of Napoleon or Scott ever excited more +enthusiasm. + +The company adjourned to the tavern, and after plentifully refreshing +with long nines, pigtail, New England, and crackers, departed with +three cheers for the "cap'n." We would fain draw a veil over what +followed. But a strict regard for truth compels us to "speak right out +in meetin'." All great men have their weaknesses. Caesar was not +immaculate. Alexander the Great died of _mania a potu_. There was no +Maine liquor law at the time of which we speak. There was not even a +temperance society in all Bluetown. + +Captain Muggs was in the green and salad days of youth. He was flushed +with military success, young, ardent, and imprudent. + +He retired to a private room with the commissioned officers of his +"corps," and left a liberal order at the bar. Healths were drank, +songs sung, patriotic and otherwise, more otherwise than patriotic, +and the "fast and furious" fun was driven into the small hours of the +morning. When the bill was presented, Captain Muggs was without funds; +and his gallant subordinates, on the bare suggestion of a loan, +incontinently vanished. Captain Muggs intimated something about +credit. The landlord shook his head. Captain Muggs was grieved, and +the landlord consulted the flytraps on the ceiling, still extending +his open hand, with the palm upwards, in the direction of the officer. +Finding the publican obdurate, the captain proposed to leave his +uniform and equipments in pawn, and the offer was accepted. + +And here let us pause to contemplate the moral greatness of this act. +Those insignia of rank were as dear to Muggs as the apple of his eye. +They were to him what the sceptre and crown were to Napoleon. It was +like tugging at his heartstrings to unfasten the belt and sash, and +lay the sword upon the table. Marsyas suffered not more when Apollo +removed his skin than Muggs did when the landlord stripped off his +coat and epaulets. When the hat and plume were laid upon the altar of +offended Mammon, Muggs uttered a deep groan, and departed in his shirt +sleeves. If we were a great historical painter, we should prefer this +subject to that of Washington resigning his commission as +commander-in-chief of the revolutionary army. + +The same integrity distinguished Captain Muggs throughout his life. +When, some years afterwards, he received a letter from a lawyer, +stating that, in case he did not immediately satisfy a certain claim +of five years' standing, legal measures would be adopted to enforce +payment, he remitted the sum in question without a murmur. + +Personal courage is not deemed indispensable to great commanders. +Marlborough is said to have trembled on the battle field. It is the +part of the officer to command--of the men to execute. But Muggs was +as valiant as he was wise. On a field day, when a certain turbulent +apple woman persisted in encroaching on the lines, Captain Muggs +charged her in person, unsupported by his troops, upset her apple +stall, and expelled her from the lines. Such achievements are of rare +occurrence. + +On every parade day, Muggs was "thar." In every sham fight he was +first and foremost. He was always loudest in proclaiming the "dooty of +the milingtary to support the civil power." Yet in the great riot +caused by the illegal impounding of Steve Gubbins's bull, when +Bluetown was divided against itself, her constabulary force and +"specials" ignominiously beaten and routed, Captain Muggs, with an +heroic deafness to the call of glory and the selectmen, from a +reluctance to shed the blood of his fellow-citizens, refused to call +out his company, and concealed himself in a hayloft till the affray +was over, the pound completely demolished, and the bull rescued from +the minions of the law. + +The loss of such a man is irreparable. What a president he would have +made! Magnanimity, self-denial, punctuality, eloquence, popularity, +military glory--why, he had all the elements of success. But our +heroes are fast passing away. Muggs is gone, and we must make up our +minds to be governed by mere statesmen! + + + + +THE SOLDIER'S WIFE. + + +It was a fine night in the autumn of the year 1805, and the stars +shone as brilliantly over the gay city of Paris as if they had burned +in an Italian heaven. The cumbrous mass of the palace of the +Tuileries, instead of lying like a dark leviathan in the shadows of +the night, blazed with light in all its many-windowed length; for the +soldier emperor, the idol of his subjects, that night gave a grand +ball and reception to the world. Troops in full uniform were under +arms, and the great lamps of the court yard gazed brightly on the +channelled bayonets and polished musket barrels of the sentinels. +Carriage after carriage drew up at the great portal, and emitted +beautiful ladies, brilliantly attired, and marshals and staff officers +blazing with embroidery; for Napoleon, simple and unostentatious in +his own person, well knew the importance of surrounding himself with a +brilliant court; and the people, even the rude and ragged denizens of +the Faubourgs St. Antoine and St. Marceau, as they hung upon the iron +railing and scanned the splendid dresses of the guests as they +alighted from their carriages, were well pleased to see that a throne +created by themselves could vie in splendor with the old hereditary +seats of loyalty that existed in spite of the execrations of the +million. They marked with pleasure the arms of some of the ancient +Bourbon nobility on the panels of some of the glittering equipages, +for all the aristocracy of France had not joined the banners of her +adversaries. + +Within the walls of the palace, in the reception room, the scene was +yet more dazzling. The draperies of the throne, at the foot of which +stood Josephine, more impressive from her native and winning +loveliness than the splendor of the priceless diamonds that decked her +brow and neck, and the emperor in the simple attire of a gentleman, +with no distinctive ornament save the grand cross of the Legion of +Honor: the draperies of the throne, we say, no longer presented the +golden lilies of the Bourbon, but the golden bees of Napoleon--symbols +of the industry and perseverance which had raised him to his rank. The +eye, as it roamed around the brilliant circle, encountered few of +those vapid faces which make the staple of the surroundings of an +hereditary throne. Every epaulet that sparkled there graced the +shoulder of a man who had won his grade by exposure, gallantry, and +intellect. There was the scarred veteran of the Sambre and the Meuse, +heroes who had crossed "that terrible bridge of Lodi" in the path of +the French tricolor and the face of the withering fire of Austrian +batteries--dim eyes that had been blighted by the burning sands of +Egypt, warriors who had braved the perils of the Alps, and the dangers +of the plains of Lombardy. + +Somewhat apart from the brilliant circle, in the embrasure of one of +the deep and lofty windows, stood a young officer, in conversation +with a beautiful young woman. The latter was attired in white satin, +and the rich lace veil that half hid the orange flower in her hair, +and descended gracefully over her faultless shoulders, proclaimed her +to be a bride. And the young soldier, her companion? The radiant pride +and joy that beamed from his fine dark eye, the animation of his +manner, and the tenderness of his tone, as he addressed the lady, +emphatically proclaimed the bridegroom. Such, indeed, were the +relations of Colonel Lioncourt and Leonide Lasalle, who had that day +only lost her maiden appellation at the altar of Notre Dame. + +So absorbed was the young colonel in the conversation, that it was +only after he had been twice addressed that he turned and noticed the +proximity of a third person. + +"Sorry to interrupt you, colonel," said the new comer, a young man +with dark lowering brows, deep-set eyes, and a sinister expression, +heightened by a sabre cut that traversed his left cheek diagonally, +"but his majesty desires to speak to you." + +"_Au revoir_, Leonide," said the young colonel to his bride; "I will +join you again in a few moments. The emperor is laconic enough in his +communications. Meanwhile, I leave you to the care of my friend." + +The emperor was already impatient, and the moment the colonel appeared +he grasped his arm familiarly, and led him aside, while the immediate +group of courtiers fell back respectfully, and out of earshot. + +"Colonel," said Napoleon, "I have news--great news. The enemies of +France will not give us a moment's repose. It is no longer England +alone that threatens us. I could have crushed England, had she met me +single handed. In a month my eagles would have lighted on the tower of +London. Russia, Austria, and Sweden have joined her. Our frontier is +threatened by half a million men. Lioncourt, you are brave and trusty, +and I will tell you what I dare communicate to few. My movements must +be as secret as the grave. Paris must not suspect them. What do you +think I propose doing?" + +"To strengthen the frontier by concentrating your troops on different +points, sire." + +Napoleon smiled. + +"No, Lioncourt; we will beard the lion in his den. I have broken up +the camp at Boulogne. I will rush at once into the heart of Germany. I +will separate the enemy's columns from each other. The first division +that marches against me shall be outflanked, attacked in the rear, and +cut to pieces. One after another they shall fall before me. In three +months I shall triumph over the coalition. I shall dictate terms of +peace from the field of battle. Lioncourt, they are short sighted. +They know nothing of me yet. They fancy that my heart is engaged in +these frivolous pomps and gayeties with which I amuse the people--that +I have become enervated by 'Capuan delights.' But you know me better. +You know that my throne is the back of my war horse--that the sword is +my sceptre, cannon my diplomatists. I wished for peace--they have +elected war; on their heads be the guilt and the bloodshed." + +He paused, out of breath with the rapidity of his utterance. Colonel +Lioncourt waited respectfully till he should recommence. + +"Colonel," he said, at last, in a tone of sadness, a melancholy shade +passing over his fine features, "they have described me as a +sanguinary monster. History will do me justice. History will attest +that I never drew the sword without just cause--that I returned it to +its scabbard on the earliest opportunity. Not on my soul the guilt of +slaughtered thousands, of villages burned, of peasants driven from +their homes, of fields ravaged, of women widowed, and children +orphaned. My whole soul yearns for peace. I would build my true +greatness on the promulgation of just laws, the culture of religion +and intellect, the triumphs of agriculture, and the arts of peace. But +I must obey my destiny. Europe must be ploughed by the sword. The +struggle is between civilization and barbarism, freedom and despotism, +the Frank and the Cossack. But I prate too long. Colonel, I sent for +you to pronounce a hard sentence. Your regiment of hussars is already +under arms. You must march to-night--instantly." + +"Sire," said Lioncourt, with a sigh. "This news will kill my poor +wife." + +"Josephine shall console her," said the emperor. "I would have +informed you earlier, but St. Eustache, your lieutenant colonel, whom +I now see talking with madame, advised me not to do so." + +"I thank him," muttered Lioncourt bitterly. + +"You have no time to lose. I counsel you to leave the presence +quietly. Let your wife learn that you have marched by a letter. Better +that than the agony of parting. I know something of human, and +particularly feminine, nature. Adieu, colonel. Courage and good +fortune." + +And so saying, the emperor glided easily back to the circle he had +left. Lioncourt's brain reeled under the blow he had received. He +gazed upon his wife as she stood radiant, beautiful, and unsuspicious, +under a glittering chandelier, with the same feelings with which a man +takes his last look of the shore as he sinks forever in the +treacherous wave. In another moment he was gone. The sentries +presented arms as he passed out of the palace. His orderly was in the +court yard holding his charger by the bridle. The colonel threw +himself into the saddle, and was soon at the head of the regiment. The +trumpets and kettledrums were mute--for such were the general orders +and the regiment rode out of the city in silence, broken only by the +heavy tramping of the horses' hoofs, and the clanking of scabbards +rebounding from their flanks. As they passed out of one of the gates, +the lieutenant colonel, St. Eustache, joined the column at a gallop, +and reported to his commander. + +St. Eustache had been a lover of Leonide Lasalle, had proposed for her +hand, and been rejected. Still, he had not utterly ceased to love her, +but his desire of possession was now mingled with a thirst of +vengeance. He both hated and loved the beautiful Leonide, while he +regarded his fortunate rival and commanding officer with feelings of +unmitigated hatred. Yet he had art enough to conceal his guilty +feelings and guilty projects. While he rode beside the colonel, his +thoughts ran somewhat in this vein:-- + +"Well, at least I have succeeded in marring their joy. Lioncourt's +triumph over me was short lived. He may never see his bride again. He +is venturesome and rash. We have sharp work before us, or I'm very +much mistaken, and Colonel Eugene Lioncourt may figure in the list of +killed in the first general engagement. Then I renew my suit, and if +Leonide again reject me, there's no virtue in determination." + +While the colonel's regiment was slowly pursuing its way, the +festivities at the Tuileries were drawing to a close. Madame Lioncourt +wondered very much at the absence of her husband, and still more so +when the guests began to depart, and he did not reappear to escort her +to her carriage. It was then that the empress honored her with an +interview, and, with tears in her beautiful eyes, informed her of her +husband's march in obedience to orders. The poor lady bore bravely up +against the effect of this intelligence so long as she was in the +presence of the emperor and empress; but when alone in her carriage, +on her way to her now solitary home, she burst into a flood of tears, +and it seemed as if her very heart were breaking. The next morning +brought a short but kind note from her husband. It was overflowing +with affection and full of hope. The campaign, conducted by Napoleon's +genius, he thought, could not fail to be brief, and he should return +with new laurels, to lay them at the feet of his lovely bride. This +little note was treasured up by Leonide as if it had been the relic of +a saint, and its words of love and promise cheered her day after day +in the absence of her husband. + +At last, news came to the capital from the seat of war. The battle of +Austerlitz had been fought and won. The cannon thundered from the +Invalides, Paris blazed with illuminations, and the steeples reeled +with the crashing peals of the joy bells. No particulars came at +first; many had been killed and wounded; but the French eagles were +victorious, and this was all the people at first cared for. +Lioncourt's regiment had covered itself with glory, but no special +mention was made of him in the first despatches. + +At last, one morning, a visitor was announced to Madame Lioncourt, and +she hastily descended to her salon to receive him. St. Eustache +advanced to meet her. She eagerly scanned his countenance as he held +out his hand. It was grave and sombre. A second glance showed her a +black crape sword knot on the hilt of his sabre. She fainted and sank +upon the floor before St. Eustache could catch her in his arms. He +summoned her maid, and the latter, with the assistance of another +servant, bore her mistress from the apartment. + +St. Eustache paced the room to and fro, occasionally raising his eyes +to contemplate the rich gilded ceiling, the paintings and statuettes, +which adorned the _salon_. + +"Some style here!" he muttered. "And they say she has this in her own +right. Lioncourt left her some funds, I fancy. Young, beautiful, rich; +by Jove, she is a prize." + +His meditations were interrupted by the return of Madame Lioncourt, +who motioned her visitor to be seated, and sank into a _fauteuil_ +herself. She was pale as marble, and her eyes were red with recent +tears, but her voice was calm and firm as she said,-- + +"I need hardly ask you, sir, if my poor husband has fallen. I could +read ill news in your countenance as soon as you appeared. Were you +near him when he fell?" + +"I was beside him, madame. We were charging the flying Russians. Our +horses, maddened with excitement, had carried us far in advance of our +column, when suddenly we were surrounded by a group of horsemen, who +took courage and rallied for a moment. Lioncourt was carrying death in +every blow he dealt, when a Russian cavalry officer, discharging his +pistol at point blank distance, shot him dead from the saddle. I saw +no more, for I was myself wounded and swept away in the torrent of the +fight. But he is dead. Even if that pistol shot had not slain him, the +hoofs of his own troopers, as they rushed madly forward in pursuit of +the enemy, would have trampled every spark of life out of his bosom." + +Leonide wrung her hands. + +"But you, at least, recovered his--his remains?" + +"Pardon, madame. I instituted a search for our colonel's body where he +fell. But the spot had already been visited by marauders. All the +insignia of rank had disappeared; and in the mangled heap of stripped +and mutilated corpses, it was impossible to distinguish friend from +foe." + +The widowed bride groaned deeply as she covered her face with her +handkerchief and rocked to and fro on her seat. + +"Madame," said St. Eustache, "I will no longer intrude upon your +grief. When time has somewhat assuaged the poignancy of your +affliction, I will again call on you to tender my respectful +sympathies." + +Time wore on, and with it brought those alleviations it affords to +even the keenest sorrow. The assiduity of friends compelled Madame +Lioncourt to lay aside her widow's weeds, and reappear in the great +world of fashion. There, whatever may have been her secret sorrow, she +learned to wear the mask of a smiling exterior, and even to appear +gayest among the gay, as if she sought forgetfulness in the wildest +excitement and most frivolous amusement. + +During all this time, St. Eustache, who had got a military appointment +at Paris, was ever at her side. It was impossible for her to avoid +him. He escorted her to her carriage when she left a ball room; he was +the first to claim her hand when she entered. He was so respectful, so +sad, so humble, that it was impossible to take offence at his +assiduities, and she even began to like him in spite of former +prejudices. Though it was evident that the freedom of her hand had +renewed his former hopes, still no words of his ever betrayed their +revival; only sometimes a suppressed sigh, the trembling of his hand +as it touched hers, gave evidence that could not be mistaken. + +Affairs were in this condition, when a brother of Leonide, Alfred +Lasalle, a young advocate from the provinces, came to establish +himself in Paris. He at once became the protector and guardian of his +sister, and, as such, conceived the same violent dislike to St. +Eustache that Leonide had formerly entertained towards him. St. +Eustache, after many fruitless attempts to conciliate the brother, +gave it up in despair. Still, whenever Alfred's affairs called him +away, he supplied his place with the young widow. + +At this time, play sometimes ran very high in the salons of the +capital; and Leonide rose from the _ecarte_ table one night, indebted +to St. Eustache in the sum of a thousand crowns. + +"Call on me to-morrow," said Leonide, with a flushed face, "and I will +repay you." + +St. Eustache was pretty well acquainted with the affairs of the young +widow. He knew that she had been living on her capital for some time, +and that she had reached the limit of her resources. He knew that it +was utterly impossible for her to raise a thousand crowns in +twenty-four hours. She must, therefore, he thought, cancel her debt by +her hand. This was the alternative to which he had been manoeuvring +to bring her; therefore he entered her salon the next day with the air +of a victor. He was no longer covetous of wealth; he had prospered in +his own speculations, and was immensely rich; the hand of Leonide, +even without her heart, was now all he sought. + +Madame Lioncourt received him with the easy assurance of a woman of +the world. He, on his part, advanced with the grace of a French +courtier. + +"You came to remind me, sir," said the lady, "that I was unfortunate +at play last night." + +"No, madame," said St. Eustache, "it is yourself who reminds me of it. +Pardon me, I am somewhat acquainted with your circumstances. I know +that you are no longer as rich as you are beautiful----" + +"Sir!" + +"Pardon the allusion, madam; I did not intend to insult you, but only +to suggest that the payment of money was not the only method of +cancelling a debt." + +"I do not understand you, sir." + +"Leonide, it is time that you did understand me!" cried St. Eustache, +impetuously. "It is time that I should throw off the mask and assert +my claim to your hand. I loved you once--I love you still. You are now +in my power. You cannot pay me the money you owe me; but you can make +me happy. Your hand----" + +"Colonel St. Eustache," said the lady, coldly, as she rose and handed +him a pocket book, "be good enough to count those notes." + +St. Eustache ran over them hastily. + +"A thousand crowns, madame," he said. + +"Then the debt is cancelled. Never renew the proposal of this morning. +Good day, sir." + +With a haughty inclination of the head, she swept out of the room. + +"Never renew the proposal of this morning!" said St. Eustache to +himself. "A thousand furies! It shall be renewed to-night. She will be +at the masquerade at the opera house. I have bribed her chambermaid, +and know her dress. She shall hear me plead my suit. I have dared too +much, perilled too much, to give her up so easily." + + * * * * * + +Amidst the gay crowd at the opera house was a light figure in a pink +domino, attended by one in black. Not to make a mystery of these +characters, they were Madame Lioncourt and her brother. + +"Dear Alfred," said the lady, "I am afraid you impoverished yourself +to aid me in extricating myself from the toils of my persevering +suitor." + +"Say nothing of it, Leonide," replied Alfred. "Your liberty is cheaply +purchased by the sacrifice." + +"Lady, one word with you," said a low voice at her side. + +She turned, and beheld a pilgrim with scrip, staff, and cross, and +closely masked. + +"Twenty, if you will, reverend sir," she replied gayly. "But methinks +this is a strange scene for one of your solemn vocation." + +"The true man," replied the mask, "finds something to interest him in +every scene of life. Wherever men and women assemble in crowds, there +is always an opportunity for counsel and consolation. The pious +pilgrim should console the sad; and are not the saddest hearts found +in the gayest throngs?" + +"True, true," replied Leonide, with a deep sigh. + +"But you, at least, are happy, lady," said the pilgrim. + +"Happy! Could you see my face, you would see a mask more impenetrable +than this velvet one I wear. It is all smiles," she whispered. "But," +she added, laying her hand on her bosom,-- + + "'I have a silent sorrow here, + A grief I'll ne'er impart; + It heaves no sigh, it sheds no tear, + But it consumes my heart.'" + +"Can it be possible!" cried the pilgrim. "You have the reputation of +being one of the gayest of the Parisian ladies." + +"Then you know me not." + +"I know you by name, Madame Lioncourt." + +"Then you should know that name represents a noble and gallant +heart--the life of my own widowed bosom. You should know that +Lioncourt, the bravest of the brave, the truest of the true, lies in +a nameless grave at Austerlitz, the very spot unknown." + +"I too was at Austerlitz," said the pilgrim, in a deep voice. + +"You were at Austerlitz!" + +"Yes, madame, in the--hussars." + +"It was my husband's regiment." + +"Yes, madame. I was for a long time supposed to be dead. My comrades +saw me fall, and I was reported for dead. Faith, I came near dying. +But I fell into the hands of some good people, though they were +Austrians, and they took good care of me, and cured my wounds; and +here I am at last." + +"Ah! why," exclaimed Madame Lioncourt, "may this not have been the +fate of your colonel? Why may not he too have survived the carnage, +and been preserved in the same manner? His body was never recognized." + +"Very possibly Lioncourt may still be living." + +"Yet St. Eustache told me he was dead." + +"He is a false traitor!" cried the pilgrim. "Leonide!" cried he, with +thrilling emphasis, "you have borne bad news; can you bear good?" + +"God will give me strength to bear good tidings," cried the lady. + +"Then arm yourself with all your energy," said the stranger. +"Lioncourt lives." + +"Lives!" said Leonide, faintly, grasping the arm of the stranger to +support herself from falling. + +"Courage, madame; I tell you the truth. He lives." + +"Then take me to him. The crisis is past. I can bear to meet him; +nothing but delay will kill me now!" cried the lady, hurriedly. + +"He stands beside you!" said the stranger. + +A long, deep sigh, and Leonide lay in the arms of the pilgrim, who was +still masked. But she recovered herself with superhuman energy, and +said,-- + +"Come, come, I must see you. I must kneel at your feet. I must clasp +your hands; my joy--my love--my life!" + +"Room, room, there!" cried a seneschal. "The emperor!" + +"Dearest Leonide," whispered a voice in her ear, "I resolved to see +you again to-night, in spite of your prohibition to renew my suit." + +"Then wait here beside me; do not leave me," answered the lady, as she +recognized St. Eustache. + +"That will I not, dearest," was the fervent reply. + +Napoleon, with Josephine leaning on his arm, advanced through the +broad space cleared by the attendants, and when he had taken up a +position in the centre of the hall, near Lioncourt and his bride, St. +Eustache and Lasalle, gave the signal for the company to unmask. As +they obeyed, and every face was uncovered, his quick glance caught the +pale and handsome features of the young cavalry colonel. + +"What!" he exclaimed, impetuously. "Can the grave give up its dead? Do +our eyes deceive us? Is this indeed Lioncourt, whom we left dead upon +the field of Austerlitz? Advance, man, and satisfy our doubts." + +Lioncourt advanced, and the emperor laid his hand upon his arm. + +"You are pale as a ghost, man; but still you're flesh and blood. Give +an account of yourself. Speak quickly; don't you see these ladies are +dying of curiosity? and, faith, so I am too," he added, smiling. + +"Sire," said the colonel, "you will, perhaps, remember ordering my +regiment in pursuit of the flying Russians?" + +"Perfectly well; and they performed the service gallantly. Their rear +was cut to pieces." + +"St. Eustache and I rode side by side," pursued the colonel. + +"Here is St. Eustache," cried the emperor, beckoning the officer to +advance. + +"My dear colonel!" cried St. Eustache, embracing his old commander. + +"Go on, colonel," cried the emperor, stamping his foot impatiently. + +"We hung upon the flying rear of the enemy, sabring every man we +overtook. Faith, I hardly know what happened afterwards," said the +colonel, pausing. + +"Take up the thread of the story, St. Eustache," said the emperor; +"don't let it break off here." + +"Well, sire," said St. Eustache, drawing, a long breath, "as the +colonel and I were charging side by side, cutting right and left, +separated from our men by the superior speed of our horses, a Russian +officer wheeled and shot the colonel from his saddle." + +"That was how it happened, Lioncourt," said the emperor. "Now go on. +Afterwards----" + +"When I came to my senses, sire," resumed Lioncourt, gloomily, "I +found myself in the hands of some Austrian peasants. I had been +plundered of my epaulets and uniform, and they took me for a common +soldier. But they carried me to their cottage, and dressed my wound, +and eventually I got well." + +"But where were you wounded, colonel?" asked the emperor. + +"A pistol ball had entered behind my left shoulder, and came out by my +collar bone." + +"_Behind_ your left shoulder!" cried Napoleon. "And yet you were +facing the enemy. How was that?" + +"Because," said the colonel, sternly, "a Frenchman, a soldier, an +officer, a disappointed rival, took that opportunity of assassinating +me, and shot me with his own hostler pistol." + +"His name!" shouted the emperor, quivering with passion, "his name; do +you know him?" + +"Well.--It was Lieutenant Colonel St. Eustache!" + +All eyes were turned on St. Eustache. His knees knocked together, his +eyes were fixed, cold drops of perspiration stood on his forehead. But +in all that circle of indignant eyes, the detected criminal saw only +the eagle orbs of the emperor, that pierced to his very soul. + +"Is this charge true?" asked Napoleon, quickly, quivering with one of +his tremendous tornadoes of passion. + +St. Eustache could not answer; but he nodded his head. + +"Your sword!" cried the emperor. + +Mechanically the criminal drew his sabre; he had thrown off his +domino, and now stood revealed in the uniform he disgraced, and +offered the hilt to the emperor. Napoleon clutched it, and snapped the +blade under foot. Then, tearing off his epaulets, he threw them on the +floor, stamped on them, and beckoning to an officer who stood by, +gasped out,-- + +"A guard, a guard!" + +In a few minutes the tramp of armed men was heard in the saloon, and +the wretched culprit was removed. + +"_General_ Lioncourt," said the emperor to his recovered officer, +"your new commission shall be made out to-morrow. In the mean while +the lovely Leonide shall teach you to forget your trials." + +The assemblage broke up. Lioncourt, his wife, and her faithful brother +retired to their now happy home. + +The next day was fixed for the trial of the guilty St. Eustache before +a court martial--a mere formal preliminary to his execution, for he +had confessed his crime; but it appeared that during the preceding +night he had managed to escape. + +Flying from justice, the wretched criminal reached one of the bridges +that span the Seine. Climbing to the parapet, he gazed down into the +dark and turbid flood, now black as midnight, that rolled beneath the +yawning arch. There was no star in the sky, and here and there only a +dim light twinkled, reflected in the muddy wave. Daylight was +beginning to streak the east with sickly rays. Soon the great city +would be astir. Soon hoarse voices would be clamoring for the traitor, +the assassin, the dastard, who, in the hour of victory, had raised his +hand against a brother Frenchman. Soon, if he lingered, his ears would +be doomed to hear the death penalty--soon the muskets, whose fire he +had so often commanded, would be levelled against his breast. All was +lost,--all for which he had schemed and sinned,--the applause of his +countrymen, the favor of his emperor, the love of Leonide. At least, +he would disappoint Paris of a spectacle. He would die by his own act. +A sudden spring, a heavy plunge, a few bubbles breaking on the black +surface, and the wretched criminal was no more! + +Days afterwards, a couple of soldiers, lounging into La Morgue, the +dismal receptacle where bodies are exposed for identification, +recognized in a pallid and bloated corpse the remains of the late +lieutenant colonel of the ----th hussars. + +Lioncourt learned his fate, but it threw no shadow over his bright and +cloudless happiness. + + + + +A KISS ON DEMAND. + + +It was a very peculiar sound, something like the popping of a +champagne cork, something like the report of a small pocket pistol, +but exactly like nothing but itself. It was a kiss. + +A kiss implies two parties--unless it be one of those symbolical +kisses produced by one pair of lips, and wafted through the air in +token of affection or admiration. But this particular kiss was +genuine. The parties in the case were Mrs. Phebe Mayflower, the +newly-married wife of honest Tom Mayflower, gardener to Mr. Augustus +Scatterly, and that young gentleman himself. Augustus was a +good-hearted, rattle-brained spendthrift, who had employed the two or +three years which had elapsed since his majority in "making ducks and +drakes" of the pretty little fortune left him by his defunct sire. +There was nothing very bad about him, excepting his prodigal habits, +and by these he was himself the severest sufferer. Tom, his gardener, +had been married a few weeks, and Gus, who had failed to be at the +wedding, and missed the opportunity of "saluting the bride," took it +into his head that it was both proper and polite that he should do so +on the first occasion of his meeting her subsequently to that +interesting ceremony. Mrs. Mayflower, the other party interested in +the case, differed from him in opinion, and the young landlord kissed +her in spite of herself. But she was not without a champion, for at +the precise moment when Scatterly placed his audacious lips in contact +with the blooming cheek of Mrs. M., Tom entered the garden and beheld +the outrage. + +"What are you doing of, Mr. Scatterly?" he roared. + +"O, nothing, Tom, but asserting my rights! I was only saluting the +bride." + +"Against my will, Tommy," said the poor bride, blushing like a peony, +and wiping the offended cheek with her checked apron. + +"And I'll make you pay dear for it, if there's law in the land," said +Tom. + +"Poh, poh! don't make a fool of yourself," said Scatterly. + +"I don't mean to," answered the gardener, dryly. + +"You're not seriously offended at the innocent liberty I took?" + +"Yes I be," said Tom. + +"Well, if you view it in that light," answered Scatterly, "I shall +feel bound to make you reparation. You shall have a kiss from my +bride, when I'm married." + +"That you never will be." + +"I must confess," said Scatterly, laughing, "the prospect of repayment +seems rather distant. But who knows what will happen? I may not die a +bachelor, after all. And if I marry--I repeat it, my dear fellow--you +shall have a kiss from my wife." + +"No he shan't," said Phebe. "He shall kiss nobody but me." + +"Yes he shall," said Scatterly. "Have you got pen, ink, and paper, +Tom?" + +"To be sure," answered the gardener. "Here they be, all handy." + +Scatterly sat down and wrote as follows:-- + + "THE WILLOWS, August --, 18--. + + "Value received, I promise to pay Thomas Mayflower or order, + one kiss on demand. + + "AUGUSTUS SCATTERLY." + +"There you have a legal document," said the young man, as he handed +the paper to the grinning gardener. "And now, good folks, good by." + +"Mistakes will happen in the best regulated families," and so it +chanced that, in the autumn of the same year, our bachelor met at the +Springs a charming belle of Baltimore, to whom he lost his heart +incontinently. His person and address were attractive, and though his +prodigality had impaired his fortune, still a rich old maiden aunt, +who doted on him, Miss Persimmon Verjuice, promised to do the handsome +thing by him on condition of his marrying and settling quietly to the +management of his estate. So, under these circumstances, he proposed, +was accepted, and married, and brought home his beautiful young bride +to reside with Miss Verjuice at the Willows. + +In the early days of the honeymoon, one fine morning, when Mr. and +Mrs. Scatterly and the maiden aunt were walking together in the +garden, Tom Mayflower, dressed in his best, made his appearance, +wearing a smile of most peculiar meaning. + +"Julia," said Augustus, carelessly, to his young bride, "this is my +gardener, come to pay his respects to you--honest Tom Mayflower, a +very worthy fellow, I assure you." + +Mrs. Scatterly nodded condescendingly to the gardener who gazed upon +her with the open eyes of admiration. She spoke a few words to him, +inquired about his wife, his flowers, &c., and then turned away with +the aunt, as if to terminate the interview. + +But Tom could not take his eyes off her, and he stood, gaping and +admiring, and every now and then passing the back of his hand across +his lips. + +"What do you think of my choice, Tom?" asked Scatterly, +confidentially. + +"O, splendiferous!" said the gardener. + +"Roses and lilies in her cheeks--eh?" said Scatterly. + +"Her lips are as red as carnations, and her eyes as blue as +larkspurs," said the gardener. + +"I'm glad you like your new mistress; now go to work, Tom." + +"I beg pardon, Mr. Scatterly; but I called to see you on business." + +"Well--out with it." + +"Do you remember any thing about saluting the bride?" + +"I remember I paid the customary homage to Mrs. Mayflower." + +"Well, don't you remember what you promised in case of your marriage?" + +"No!" + +Tom produced the promissory note with a grin of triumph. "It's my turn +now, Mr. Scatterly." + +"What do you mean?" + +"I mean to kiss Mrs. Scatterly." + +"Go to the deuse, you rascal!" + +"O, what is the matter?" exclaimed both the ladies, startled by +Scatterly's exclamation, and turning back to learn the cause. + +"This fellow has preferred a demand against me," said Scatterly. + +"A legal demand," said the gardener, sturdily; "and here's the +dokiment." + +"Give it to me," said the old maid aunt. Tom handed her the paper with +an air of triumph. + +"Am I right?" said he. + +"Perfectly, young man," replied Miss Verjuice; "only, when my nephew +married, I assumed all his debts; and I am now ready myself to pay +your claim." + +"Fairly trapped, by Jupiter!" exclaimed Scatterly, in an ecstasy of +delight. + +"Stop, stop!" cried the unhappy gardener, recoiling from the withered +face, bearded lip, and sharp nose of the ancient spinster; "I +relinquish my claim--I'll write a receipt in full." + +"No, sir," said Scatterly; "you pressed me for payment this +moment--and you shall take your pay, or I discharge you from my +employ." + +"I am ready," said the spinster, meekly. + +Tom shuddered--crawled up to the old lady--shut his eyes--made up a +horrible face, and kissed her, while Mr. and Mrs. S. stood by, +convulsed with laughter. + +Five minutes afterwards, Tom entered the gardener's lodge, pale, weak, +and trembling, and sank into a chair. + +"Give me a glass of water, Phebe!" he gasped. + +"Dear, what has happened?" asked the little woman. + +"Happened! why that cussed Miss Verjuice is paying Mr. Scatterly's +debts." + +"Well?" + +"Well, I presented my promissory note--he handed it to +her--and--and--O murder!--_I've been kissing the old woman!_" + +Phebe threw her arms about his neck, and pressed her lips to his, and +Thomas Mayflower then and there solemnly promised that he would +nevermore have any thing to do with KISSES ON DEMAND! + + + + +THE RIFLE SHOT. + +A MADMAN'S CONFESSION. + + +It is midnight. The stealthy step of the restless maniac is no longer +heard in the long, cheerless corridors; the ravings of the incurable +cannot penetrate the deep walls of the cells in which their despair is +immured; even the guardians of the establishment are asleep. Without, +what silence! The branches of the immemorial trees hang pendulous and +motionless; the last railway train, with its monster eyes of light, +has thundered by. The neighboring city seems like one vast mausoleum, +over which the silent stars are keeping watch and ward, and weeping +silvery dew like angels' tears. Only crime and despair are sleepless. + +To my task. They allow me a lamp. They are not afraid that the +_madman_ will fire his living tomb and perish in the ruins. Wise men +of science! Cunning readers of the human heart, your decrees are +infallible. I am mad. But perhaps some eager individual whose eyes +shall rest upon these pages will pronounce a different sentence; +perhaps he may know how to distinguish _crime_ from _madness_. + +A vision of my youth comes over me--a happy boyhood--a tree-embowered +home, babbling brooks, fertile lawns--a father's blessing--a mother's +kiss that was both joy and blessing--a brother's brave and tender +friendship--and first love, that dearest, sweetest, holiest charm of +all. O God! that those things were and are not! It is agony to recall +them. + +Pass, too, the brief Elysian period of wedded love. Julia sleeps well +in her woodland grave. I was false to her memory. + +If my boyhood were happy, my manhood was a melancholy one. A morbid +temperament, fostered by indulgence, dropped poison even in the cup of +bliss. I loved and I hated with intensity. + +To my widowed home came, after the death of my wife, my fair cousin +Amy, and my young brother Norman. Both were orphans like myself. Amy +was a glorious young creature--my antithesis in every respect. She was +light hearted, I was melancholy; she was beautiful, I ill favored; she +was young, I past the middle age of life, arrived at that period when +philosophers falsely tell us that the pulses beat moderately, the +blood flows temperately, and the heart is tranquil. Fools! the fierce +passions of the soul belong not to the period of youth or early +manhood. But let my story illustrate my position. + +Amy filled my lonely home with mirth and music. She rose with the +lark, and carolled as wildly and gayly the livelong day, till, like a +child tired of play, she sank from very exhaustion on her pure and +peaceful couch. Norman was her playmate. In early manhood he retained +the buoyant and elastic spirit of his youth. His was one of those +natures which never grow old. Have you ever noticed one of those aged +men, whose fresh cheeks and bright eyes, and ardent sympathy with all +that is youthful and animated, belie the chronicle of Time? Such might +have been the age of Norman, had not----But I am anticipating. + +Between my cold and exhausted nature and Amy's warm, fresh heart, you +might have supposed that there could have been no union. Yet she +loved me warmly and well--loved me as a friend and father. I returned +her pure and innocent affection with a fierce passion. I longed to +possess her. The memory of her I had loved and lost was but as the +breath on the surface of a steel mirror, which heat displaces and +obliterates. + +I was not long in perceiving the exact state of her feelings towards +me, and with that knowledge came the instantaneous conviction of her +fondness for my brother, so well calculated to inspire a young girl's +love. I watched them with the keen and angry eyes of jealousy. I +followed them in their walks; I played the eavesdropper, and caught up +the words of their innocent conversation, endeavoring to turn them to +their disadvantage. By degrees I came to hate Norman; and what equals +in intensity a brother's hate? It surpasses the hate of woman. + +In the insanity of my passion--then I was insane indeed--I sought to +rival my brother in all those things in which he was my superior. He +was fond of field sports, and a master of all athletic exercises; he +was fond of bringing home the trophies of his manly skill and +displaying them in the eyes of his mistress. He could bring down the +hawk from the clouds, or arrest the career of the deer in full spring. +I practised shooting, and failed miserably. His good-natured smile at +my maladroitness I treasured up as a deadly wrong. While he rode +fearlessly, I trembled at the thought of a leap. He danced gracefully +and lightly; my awkward attempts at waltzing made both Amy and her +lover smile. + +But in mental accomplishments I was the superior of Norman; and in my +capacity of teacher both to Amy and my brother, I had ample +opportunity of displaying the powers of my mind. + +Amy was gifted with quick intelligence; Norman was a dull scholar. +What pleasure I took in humbling him in the eyes of his mistress! what +asperity and scorn I threw into my pedantic rebukes! Norman was +astonished and wounded at my manner. As he was in a good degree +dependent on me, as he owed to me his nurture, sustenance, and +training, I took full advantage of our relative position. With +well-feigned earnestness and sorrow, I exaggerated my pecuniary +embarrassments, and pointed out to him the necessity of his providing +for himself, suggesting, with tears in my eyes, that he must adopt +some servile trade or calling, as his melancholy deficiencies +precluded the possibility of his success in any other line. + +Norman had little care for money. Before the fatal advent of Amy, I +had supplied him freely with the means of gratifying his tastes; but +when I found that he expended his allowance in presents for his fair +cousin, on the plea of hard necessity I restricted his supplies, and +finally limited him to a pittance, which only a feeble regard for the +memory of our indulgent mother forced me to grant. + +One day--I remember it well--he came to me with joy depicted in his +countenance, and displayed a recent purchase, the fruits of his forced +economy. It was a fine rifle; and he urged me and Amy to come and see +him make a trial of the weapon. I rebuked him for his extravagance +with a sharpness which brought tears into his eyes--but I consented to +witness the trial. His first shot centered the target. He loaded +again, and handed the weapon to me. My bullet was nowhere to be found. +Norman's second shot lapped his first. Mine was again wide of the +mark. Norman laughed thoughtlessly. Amy looked grave, for with a +woman's quickness she had guessed at the truth of my feelings. I cut +the scene short by summoning both to their studies. That morning +Norman, whose thoughts were with his rifle, blundered sadly in his +mathematics, and I rebuked him with more than my usual asperity. + +Be it understood that my character stood high with the world. I was +not undistinguished in public life, and had the rare good fortune to +conciliate both parties. I was a working man in many charitable and +philanthropic societies. I was a member of a church, and looked up to +as a model of piety. As a husband and brother, I was held up as an +example. I had so large a capital of character, I could deal in crime +to an unlimited amount. + +Some days after the occurrence just related, I was alone with my +brother in the library. + +"Come, Norman," said I, "leave those stupid books. Study is a poor +business for a young free heart like yours. Leave books for old age +and the rheumatism." + +Norman sprang up joyously. "With all my heart, brother; I'm with you +for a gallop or a ramble." + +"I'm but a poor horseman, and an indifferent walker," I answered. +"What do you say to a little rifle practice? I should like to try to +mend my luck." + +Norman's rifle was in his hand in a moment, and whistling his favorite +spaniel, he sallied forth with me into the bright, sunshiny autumnal +day. We hied to a hollow in the woods where he had set up a target. He +made the first shot--a splendid one--and then reloaded the rifle. + +"Take care," said he, "how you handle the trigger; you know the lock +is an easy one--I am going to have it altered." And he went forward to +set the target firmer in the ground, as his shot had shaken it. + +He was twenty paces off--his back turned towards me. I lifted the +rifle, and covered him with both sights. It was the work of a moment. +My hand touched the trigger. A sharp report followed--the puff of +blue smoke swirled upward--and my brother fell headlong to the ground. +The bullet had gone crashing through his skull. He never moved. + +A revulsion of feeling instantly followed. All the love of former +years--all the tender passages of our boyhood--rushed through my brain +in an instant. I flew to him and raised him from the earth. At sight +of his pale face, beautiful in death, of his long bright locks dabbled +in warm blood, I shrieked in despair. A mother bewailing her first +born could not have felt her loss more keenly, or mourned it more +wildly. Two or three woodmen rushed to the spot. They saw, as they +supposed, the story at a glance. One of those accidents so common to +the careless use of firearms--and I was proverbially unacquainted with +their use--had produced the catastrophe. We were borne home, for I had +fainted, and was as cold and lifeless as my victim. What passed during +a day or two I scarcely remember. Something of strange people in the +house--of disconnected words of sympathy--of a coffin--a funeral--a +pilgrimage to the woodland cemetery, where my parents and my wife +slept--are all the memory records of those days. + +Then I resumed the full possession of my senses. Amy's pale face and +shadowy form were all that were left of _her_--my brother's seat at +the table and the fireside were empty. But his clothes, his picture, +his riding cap and spurs, a thousand trifles scattered round, called +up his dread image every day to the fratricide. His dog left the house +every morning, and came not back till evening. One day he was found +dead in the graveyard where his master had been laid. + +Amy clung to me with despairing love. She _would_ talk of the lost +one. She _would_ find every day in me some resemblance to him. +Perhaps she would even have wedded in me the memory of the departed. +But that thought was too horrible. I loved her no longer. + +Friends came to condole with me. Every word of sympathy was a barbed +arrow. I could bear it no longer. Conscience stung me not to madness, +but confession. I repelled sympathy--I solicited denunciation. I told +them I was my brother's murderer. I forced my confession on every one +who would hear it. Then it became rumored about that my "fine mind," +so they phrased it, had given way beneath the weight of sorrow. I was +regarded with fear. A physician of my acquaintance made me a friendly +visit, and shook his head when he heard my story. One day this +gentleman invited me to ride in his carriage. He left me here. Society +believes me mad--that I am not, is to me a miracle. + +O ye wise ones of the earth,--legislators of the land,--would ye +avenge the blood that has been spilt by violence on the ruthless +murderer, would ye inflict punishment upon him, spare and slay him +not. Take down the gallows, and in its place erect your prisons doubly +strong, for there, within their ever-during walls of granite, lies the +hell of the villain who has robbed his brother of his life. + + + + +THE WATER CURE. + + +Since the introduction of the limpid waters of Lake Cochituate into +the goodly city of Boston, the water commissioners have had their +hands full of business, for the various accidents incidental to the +commencement of the service, the bursting of pipes, the demands for +payments of damages, applications for accommodations, &c., have +rendered the offices no sinecures. + +The other day, a poorly but decently-dressed Irish woman entered the +office of the commissioners on Washington Street, and walked up to the +head clerk. + +"Well, my good woman, what do you want?" + +"I want to see the dochthor." + +"The doctor! what doctor?" + +"How should I know his name, and me niver seeing him?" + +"This is the water commissioner's office, my good woman." + +"Ah! and sure I've hard of the wonderful cures you've made. If my poor +Teddy had been alive at this moment, he wouldn't have been dead the +day." + +"O, you want the water brought into your house." + +"Sure and I'd like that same." + +"Well, where do you live?" + +"Broad Strate--near Purchase Strate--it's a small cellar I have to +myself. I used to take boarders; but it's poorly I am, and I can't +work as I used to, dochthor." + +"Well, haven't you got any water?" + +"Divil a bit. I have to take my pail and go to Bread Strate for it." + +"And the water doesn't come into your cellar?" + +"Sure it comes into me cellar sometimes--but it's as salt as brine; +it's the say water. I've tried to drink it, but it made me sick. O, +I'm bad, dochthor, dear; if you think the water'll cure me, tell me +where I can get it." + +"You've got the pipes down your way?" + +"I've got the pipes, dochthor, dear--but sorrow a bit of tibaccy. Do +you think smoking is good for the rheumatiz?" + +"There's some mistake here," said the clerk; "what's that you've got +in your hand?" + +"They tould me to bring this bit ov pasteboord here, sure." + +The clerk took it. It was a dispensary ticket. He explained the +mistake, and told the applicant where she should go to obtain medicine +and advice. + +"No, dochthor, dear--it's no mistake--it's the water cure I'm after. +Sure it's the blissid wather that saves us. There was Pat Murphy that +brak his leg when he fell with a hod of bricks aff the ladder in Say +Strate, and they put a bit of wet rag round it, and the next wake he +was dancing a jig to the chune of Paddy Rafferty, at the ball given by +the Social Burial Society. And there was my sister Molly's old man, +Phelim, that was took bad wid the fever--and he drank walth of +whiskey, but it never did him a bit of good--but when he lift off the +whiskey, and drank nothin' but wather, he came round in a wake. O, +dochthor, let me have the blissid water." + +"You must see your landlord about that." + +"You wouldn't sind me to him, dochthor." + +"I'm no doctor, good woman," said the clerk, now thoroughly annoyed, +"and you've come to the wrong shop, as I told you." + +"How do you use the water?" inquired the woman. + +"Why, you turn the cock and let it on--in this way," said the clerk, +letting a little Cochituate into a basin. "There, go along now, and go +to the doctor's, as I have directed you." + +"Sorrow a dochthor I go to but the water dochthor, this blissid day," +said the woman, and she left the office. + +She repaired to her cellar in no enviable frame of mind. She was sick +and discouraged, and labored under the impression that she had been to +the right place, but they had imposed upon her, from an unwillingness +to aid her. In the mean while, however, during her absence, a service +pipe had been admitted into her premises by the landlord, though she +was not aware of the fact. She became acquainted with it soon enough, +however. The next morning, about four o'clock, as she lay on the +floor, bemoaning her hard fate and the neglect of the "dochthor," she +heard a rushing noise. The water pipe had burst, and a stream, like a +fountain, was now steadily falling into the cellar. + +"Bless their hearts!" exclaimed the old woman, "they haven't forgotten +the poor. The dochthor's sent the water at last--and I must lie still +and take it." + +The first shock of the invading flood was a severe one. + +"Millia murther!" she exclaimed, "how could it is! Dochthor, dear, +couldn't ye have let me had it a thrifle warmer?" + +The water continued to pour in, and she was thoroughly soaked. Under +the belief that the doctor must be somewhere about, superintending the +operation, but keeping himself out of sight from motives of delicacy, +she continued to address him. + +"There! dochthor, dear. Blessings on ye! That'll do for this time. +It's could I am! Stop it, dochthor! I've had enough! It's too good for +the likes of me. I fale betther, dochthor; I won't throuble ye more, +dochthor; many thanks to ye, dochthor! do ye hear? It's drowning I +am!" + +By this time she had risen, and was standing ankle deep in water. As +the element was still rising, and the "dochthor" failed to make his +appearance, the poor woman climbed upon a stool, which was soon +insulated by the tide. From this she managed to escape in a large +bread trough, and ferried herself over to a shelf, where she lay in +comparative safety, watching the rising of the waters. + +What would have been her fate, if she had remained alone, it is +impossible to say. After some time the noise of waters alarmed the +neighbors; they came to see what was the matter, and finally succeeded +in rescuing the tenant of the cellar from the threatened deluge. She +was comfortably cared for by a fellow-countrywoman, and a regular +dispensary physician sent for. Wonderful to relate, the shock of the +cold bath had accomplished one of those accidental cures, of which +many are recorded in the history of rheumatic disorders; and in a few +days, the sufferer was on her legs again. Furthermore, her sickness +had proved the means of interesting several benevolent individuals in +her fate, and by their assistance she was established in a little +shop, where she is making an honest penny, and laying by something +against a rainy day. This she all attributes to the "blissid wather," +and, in her veneration for the element, has totally abjured whiskey, +and signed the pledge, an act which gives assurance of her future +fortune. + + + + +THE COSSACK. + +CHAPTER I. + + I'd give + The Ukraine back again to live + It o'er once more, and be a page, + The happy page, who was the lord + Of one soft heart and his own sword. + + MAZEPPA. + +Count Willnitz was striding to and fro in the old hall of his +ancestral castle, in the heart of Lithuania. Through the high and +narrow Gothic windows the light fell dimly into the cold apartment, +just glancing on the massive pillars, and bringing into faint relief +the dusty banners and old trophies of arms that hung along the walls, +for the wintry day was near its close. The count was a dark-browed, +stern-featured man. His cold, gray eyes were sunken in their orbits; +and deep lines were drawn about his mouth, as if some secret grief +were gnawing at his vitals. And, indeed, good cause existed for his +sorrow; for, but a few days previously, he had lost his wife. They had +buried the countess at midnight, as was the custom of the family, in +the old, ancestral vault of the castle. Vassal and serf had waved +their torches over the black throat of the grave, and the wail of +women had gone up through the rocky arches. Still the count had been +seen to shed no tear. An old warrior, schooled in the stern academy +of military life, he had early learned to conquer his emotions; +indeed, there were those who said that nature, in moulding his +aristocratic form, had forgotten to provide it with a heart; and this +legend found facile credence with the cowering serfs who owned his +sway, and the ill-paid soldiers who followed his banner. The last male +descendant of a long and noble line, he was ill able to maintain the +splendor of his family name; for his dominions had been "curtailed of +their fair proportion," and his finances were in a disordered state. + +As, like Hardicanute in the old ballad, + + "Stately strode he east the wa', + And stately strode he west," + +there entered a figure almost as grim and stern as himself. This was +an old woman who now filled the office of housekeeper, having +succeeded to full sway on the death of the countess, the young +daughter of the count being unable or unwilling to assume any care in +the household. + +"Well, dame," said the count, pausing in his walk, and confronting the +old woman, "how goes it with you, and how with Alvina? Still sorrowing +over her mother's death?" + +"The tears of a maiden are like the dews in the morning, count," +replied the old woman. "The first sunbeam dries them up." + +"And what ray of joy can penetrate the dismal hole?" asked the count. + +"Do you remember the golden bracelet you gave your lady daughter on +her wedding day?" inquired the old woman, fixing her keen, gray eye on +her master's face as she spoke. + +"Ay, well," replied the count; "golden gifts are not so easily +obtained, of late, that I should forget their bestowal But what of the +bawble?" + +"I saw it in the hands of the page Alexis, when he thought himself +unobserved." + +"How!" cried the count, his cheek first reddening, and then becoming +deadly pale with anger; "is the blood of the gitano asserting its +claim? Has he begun to pilfer? The dog shall hang from the highest +battlement of the castle!" + +"May it not have been a free gift, sir count?" suggested the hideous +hag. + +"A free gift! What mean you? A love token? Ha! dare you insinuate? And +yet her blood is----" + +"Hush! walls have sometimes ears," said the old woman, looking +cautiously around. "The gypsy child you picked up in the forest is now +almost a man; your daughter is a woman. The page is beautiful; they +have been thrown much together. Alvina is lonely, romantic----" + +"Enough, enough!" said the count, stamping his foot. "I will watch +him. If your suspicions be correct----" He paused, and added between +his clinched teeth, "I shall know how to punish the daring of the dog. +Away!" + +The old woman hobbled away, rubbing her skinny hands together, and +chuckling at the prospect of having her hatred of the young countess +and the page, both of whom had excited her malevolence, speedily +gratified. + +Count Willnitz was on the eve of a journey to Paris with his daughter. +They were to start in a day or two. This circumstance brought on the +adventure we shall speedily relate. + +Between Alexis, the beautiful page whom the late countess had found +and fancied among a wandering Bohemian horde, and the high-born +daughter of the feudal house, an attachment had sprung up, nurtured +by the isolation in which they lived, and the romantic character and +youth of the parties. About to be separated from his mistress for a +long time, the page had implored her to grant him an interview, and +the lovers met in an apartment joining the suite of rooms appropriated +to the countess, and where they were little likely to be intruded +upon. In the innocence of their hearts, they had not dreamed that +their looks and movements had been watched, and they gave themselves +up to the happiness of unrestrained converse. But at the moment when +the joy of Alexis seemed purest and brightest, the gathering thunder +cloud was overhanging him. At the moment when, sealing his pledge of +eternal fidelity and memory in absence, he tremblingly printed a first +and holy kiss upon the blushing cheek of Alvina, an iron hand was laid +upon his shoulder, and, torn ruthlessly from the spot, he was dashed +against the wall, while a terrible voice exclaimed,-- + +"Dog, you shall reckon with me for this!" + +Alvina threw herself at her father's feet. + +"Pardon--pardon for Alexis, father! I alone am to blame." + +"Rise! rise!" thundered the count. "Art thou not sufficiently +humiliated? Dare to breathe a word in his favor, and it shall go hard +with thy minion. Punishment thou canst not avert; say but a word, and +that punishment becomes death; for he is mine, soul and body, to have +and to hold, to head or to hang--my vassal, my slave! What ho, there!" + +As he stamped his foot, a throng of attendants poured into the room. + +"Search me that fellow!" cried the count, pointing with his finger to +Alexis. + +A dozen officers' hands examined the person of Alexis, one of them, +more eager than the rest, discovered a golden bracelet, and brought it +to the count. + +"Ha!" cried the count, as he gazed upon the trinket; "truly do I +recognize this bawble. Speak, dog! when got'st thou this?" + +Alvina was about to speak, and acknowledge that she had bestowed it; +but before she could utter a syllable, the page exclaimed,-- + +"I confess all--I stole it." + +"Enough!" cried the count. "Daughter, retire to your apartment." + +"Father!" cried the wretched girl, wringing her hands. + +"Silence, countess!" cried the count, with terrific emphasis. +"Remember that I wield the power of life and _death_!" + +Casting one look of mute agony at the undaunted page, the hapless lady +retired from the room. + +"Zabitzki," said the count, addressing the foremost of his attendants, +"take me this thieving dog into the court yard, and lay fifty stripes +upon his back. Then bear him to the dungeon in the eastern turret that +overlooks the moat; there keep him till you learn my further +pleasure." + +The page was brave as steel. His cheek did not blanch, nor did his +heart quail, as he heard the dreadful sentence. His lips uttered no +unmanly entreaty for forgiveness; but, folding his arms, and drawing +up his elegant figure to its full height, he fixed his eagle eye upon +the count, with a glance full of bitter hatred and mortal defiance. +And afterwards, when submitting to the ignominious punishment, with +his flesh lacerated by the scourge, no groan escaped his lips that +might reach the listening ear of Alvina. He bore it all with Spartan +firmness. + +Midnight had struck when the young countess, shrouded in a cloak, and +bearing a key which she had purchased by its weight in gold, ascended +to the eastern turret, resolved to liberate the prisoner. The door +swung heavily back on its rusted hinges as she cautiously entered the +dungeon. Drawing back the slide from a lantern she carried in her left +hand, she threw its blaze before her, calling out at the same time, +"Alexis!" + +No voice responded. + +"They have murdered him!" she murmured, as she rushed forward and +glanced wildly around her. + +The cell was empty. She sprang to the grated window. The bars had been +sawn through and wrenched apart, with the exception of one, from which +dangled a rope made of fragments of linen and blanket twisted and +knotted together. Had Alexis escaped, or perished in the attempt? The +moat was deep and broad; but the page was a good swimmer and a good +climber, and his heart was above all proof. There was little doubt in +the mind of his mistress that fortune had favored him. Sinking on her +knees, she gave utterance to a fervent thanksgiving to the almighty +Power which had protected the hapless boy, and then retired to her +couch to weep in secret. The next day the castle rang with the escape +of Alexis. Messengers were sent out in pursuit of him in every +direction; but a fall of snow in the latter part of the night +prevented the possibility of tracking him, and even the dogs that the +count put upon the scent were completely baffled. The next day the +count and his daughter started on their journey. + + +CHAPTER II. + + For time at last sets all things even; + And if we do but watch the hour, + There never yet was human power + Which could evade, if unforgiven, + The patient search and vigil long + Of him who treasures up a wrong. + + BYRON. + + +Years had passed away. The storm of war had rolled over the country, +and the white eagle of Poland had ceased to wave over an independent +land. Count Willnitz and his daughter had returned to the old castle; +the former stern and harsh as ever, the latter completely in the power +of an inexorable master. She had received no tidings of Alexis, and +had given him up as lost to her forever. Her father, straightened in +his circumstances and menaced with ruin, had secured relief and safety +by pledging his daughter's hand to a wealthy nobleman, Count Radetsky, +who was now in the castle awaiting the fulfilment of the bargain. + +"Go, my child," said the count, with more gentleness than he usually +manifested in his manner. "You must prepare yourself for the altar." + +"Father," said the young girl, earnestly, "does he know that I love +him not?" + +"I have told him all, Alvina." + +"And yet he is willing to wed me!" She raised her eyes to heaven, +rose, and slowly retired to her room. + +Louisa, the old woman presented in the first scene of our tale, decked +the unfortunate girl in her bridal robes, and went with her to the +chapel, where her father and Radetsky awaited her. An old priest +mumbled over the ceremony, and joined the hands of the bride and +bridegroom. The witnesses were few--only the vassals of the count; and +no attempt at festivity preceded or followed the dismal ceremony. + +Alvina retired to her chamber when it was over, promising to join her +bridegroom at the table in a few moments. The housekeeper accompanied +her. + +"I give you joy, Countess Radetsky," said the old woman. + +"I sorely need it," was the bitter answer. "I have sacrificed myself +to the duty I owe my sole surviving parent." + +The old woman rubbed her hands and chuckled as she noted the tone of +anguish in which these words were uttered. + +"I can now speak out," she said. "After long years of silence, the +seal is removed from my lips. I can now repay your childish scorn, and +bitter jests, by a bitterer jest than any you have yet dreamed of. +Countess Radetsky----" + +"Spare me that name," said the countess. + +"Nay, sweet, it is one you will bear through life," said the hag, "and +you had better accustom yourself early to its sound. Know, then, my +sweet lady, that the count, my master, had no claims on your +obedience." + +"How?" + +"He is a childless man. He found you an abandoned orphan. Struck with +your beauty, he brought you to his lady, and, though they loved you +not, they adopted you, with a view to making your charms useful to +them when you should have grown up. The count has amply paid himself +to-day for all the expense and trouble you have put him to. He has +sold you to an eager suitor for a good round price. Ha, ha!" + +"And you knew this, and never told me!" cried the hapless girl. + +"I was bound by an oath not to reveal the secret till you were +married. And I did not love you enough to perjure myself." + +"Wretch--miserable wretch!" cried Alvina. "Alas! to what a fate have I +been doomed! Ah! why did they not let me rather perish than rear me to +this doom? My heart is given to Alexis--my hand to Radetsky!" + +"Go down, sweet, to your bridegroom," said the old woman, who was +totally deaf to her complaints, "or he will seek you here." + +Alvina descended to the banquet hall, uncertain what course to pursue. +Escape appeared impossible, and what little she knew of Radetsky +convinced her that he was as pitiless and base as her reputed father. +She sank into a seat, pale, inanimate, and despairing. + +At that moment, ere any one present could say a word, a man, white +with terror, rushed into the hall, and stammered out,-- + +"My lord count!" + +"What is it, fellow? Speak!" + +"The Cossacks!" cried the man. And his information was confirmed by a +loud hurrah, or rather yell, that rose without. + +"Raise the drawbridge!" cried the count. "Curses on it!" he added, "I +had forgotten that drawbridge and portcullis, every means of defence, +were gone long ago." + +"The Cossacks are in the court yard!" cried a second servant, rushing +in. + +"A thousand curses on the dogs!" cried Radetsky, drawing his sword. +"Count, look to your child; I will to the court yard with your +fellows, to do what we may." + +By this time the court yard of the castle was filled with uproar and +turmoil. The clashing of swords was mingled with pistol shots and +groans, the shouts of triumph and the shrieks of despair. Alvina, left +alone by her father and Radetsky, trembled not at the prospect of +approaching death; she felt only joy at her deliverance from the arms +of a hated bridegroom. But when the crackling of flames was heard, +when a lurid light streamed up against the window, when wreaths of +smoke began to pour in from the corridors, the instinct of +self-preservation awakened in her breast, and almost unconsciously she +shrieked aloud for help. + +Her appeal was answered unexpectedly. A tall, plumed figure dashed +into the room; a vigorous arm was thrown around her waist, and she was +lifted from her feet. Her unknown preserver, unimpeded by her light +weight, passed into the corridor with a fleet step. The grand +staircase was already on fire, but, drawing his furred cloak closely +around her, the stranger dashed through the flames, and bore her out +into the court yard. Almost before she knew it, she was sitting behind +him on a fiery steed. The rider gave the animal the spur, and he +dashed through the gate, followed by a hundred wild Cossacks, shouting +and yelling in the frenzy of their triumph. + +Gratitude for an escape from a dreadful death was now banished from +Alvina's mind by the fear of a worse fate at the hands of these wild +men. + +"You have saved my life," she said to her unknown companion; "do not +make that life a curse. Take pity on an unfortunate and sorely +persecuted girl. I have no ransom to pay you; but free me, and you +will earn my daily prayers and blessings." + +"Fear nothing," answered a deep and manly voice. "No harm is intended +thee; no harm shall befall thee. I swear it on the word of a Cossack +chieftain." + +Alvina was tranquillized at once by the evident sincerity of the +assurance. + +"You are alone now in the world," pursued the stranger "I strove to +save your bridegroom, but he fell before I reached him." + +"I loved him not," answered Alvina, coldly; "I mourn him not." + +"You may hate me for the deed," said the stranger, "and I would fain +escape that woe; but here I vouch it in the face of heaven, Count +Willnitz fell by my hand. My sabre clove him to the teeth. Years had +passed, but I could not forget that he once laid the bloody scourge +upon my back." + +"Alexis!" cried Alvina, now recognizing her preserver. + +"Yes, dear but unfortunate girl," cried the Cossack leader, turning +and gazing on the young girl, "I feel that thou art lost to me +forever. I have slain thy father. Love for thee should have stayed my +hand; but I had sworn an oath of vengeance, and I kept my vow." + +"Alexis," whispered Alvina, "he was not my father. He was my bitterest +enemy. Nor am I nobly born. Like you, I am an orphan." + +"Say you so?" shouted the Cossack. "Then thou art mine--mine and +forever--joy of my youth--blessing of my manhood!" + +"Yes, thine--thine only." + +"But bethink thee, sweetest," said the Cossack; "I lead a strange wild +life." + +"I will share it with thee," said Alvina, firmly. + +"My companions are rude men." + +"I shall see only thee." + +"My home is the saddle, my palace the wide steppe." + +"With thee, Alexis, I could be happy any where." + +"Then be it so," said the Cossack, joyously. "What ho!" he shouted, at +the top of his ringing, trumpet-like voice. "Comrades, behold your +hetman's bride!" + +From mouth to mouth the words of the Cossack chieftain were repeated, +and oft as they were uttered wild shouts of joy rose from the bearded +warriors; for they had loved the gallant Alexis from the moment when, +a wayworn, famished, and bleeding fugitive, he came among them. They +galloped round and round the hetman and his fair companion in dizzying +circles, like the whirling leaves of autumn, firing their pistols, +brandishing their lances and sabres, and making the welkin ring with +their terrific shouts. Alvina clung, terrified, to the waist of her +lover, and he finally silenced the noisy demonstrations by a wave of +his hand. Then, under his leadership, and in more regular order, the +formidable band of horsemen pursued their march to those distant +solitudes where happiness awaited their chieftain and his bride. + + + + +MARRIED FOR MONEY. + + +"Jack Cleveland!" exclaimed a fast young man in a drab driving coat +with innumerable capes, (it was twenty years ago, reader, in the palmy +days of Tom and Jerry and tandem teams,) as he encountered an equally +fast young man in Cornhill; "what's the matter with you?" + +"It's all over, Frank; I've gone and done it." + +"Gone and done what, you spooney?" + +"Proposed." + +"Proposed what?--a match at billiards, a trot on the milldam, or a +main of cocks?" + +"Pooh!--something more serious," said Cleveland, gravely; "I've +offered myself." + +"Offered yourself? To whom?" + +"Widow--Waffles--shy name--never mind--soon changed--one hundred and +fifty thousand--cool, eh?--age forty--good looks--married for +money--sheriff would have it--no friends--pockets to let--pays my +debts--sets me up--house in Beacon Street--carriage--can't help it." + +"You're a candidate for Bedlam," said Frank; "I've a great mind to +order you a strait jacket." + +"Be my bridesman--see me off--eh?" asked Cleveland. + +"Yes, yes, of course--it will be great fun." + +And so it was. Jack Cleveland was united to the widow Waffles in Trinity +Church, and a smashing wedding it was. The party that followed it was, to +use Cleveland's own expressions, "a crusher--all Boston invited--all Africa +waiting--wax lights--champagne--music--ices--pretty girls--a bang-up +execution." + +During the honeymoon Jack Cleveland was all attention to his bride, +(_il faut soigner les anciennes_,) but he promised to indemnify +himself by taking full and complete liberty so soon as that +interesting period of time had been brought to a close. Besides, his +chains sat lightly at first; for the widow was one of those splendid +Lady Blessington kind of women, who at forty have just arrived at the +imperial maturity of their charms, and she was deeply enamoured of the +young gentleman whom she had chosen for her second partner in the +matrimonial speculation. Moreover, she paid the debts of the fast +young man with an exemplary cheerfulness. The only drawback to this +gush of felicity was that her property was "tied up;" not a cent could +Cleveland handle except by permission of his lady. Then she kept him +as close to her apron strings as she did her Blenheim spaniel; she +required him to obey her call as promptly as her coachman. Galling to +his pride though it was, he was even forced to go a shopping with her; +and the elegant Cleveland, who once thought it degrading to carry an +umbrella, might be seen loaded with bandboxes, or nonchalantly lilting +bundles of cashmere shawls. The only difference between Mrs. +Cleveland's husband and her footman was that he received wages; but +then the footman could leave when he chose, and there the parallel +ended. Jack's habits had to submit to a rigid and inexorable +censorship. "Those odious cigars" were prohibited, and then "his list +of friends" was challenged. Frank Aikin, the bridesman, was tolerated +the longest of all, and then he was "bluffed off" by Mrs. Cleveland, +who determined to make her husband a domestic man. It was the old +story of Hercules and Omphale modernized to suit the times. + +Jack began to think the happiest day of his life had made him the most +miserable dog alive, and, like Sir Peter Teazle, "had lost all comfort +in the world before his friends had done wishing him joy." But his +debts were paid--that was a great consolation. Several streets in +Boston, which were blocked up by creditors, as those of London were to +the respected Mr. Richard Swiveller, were now opened by the magic wand +of matrimony. He could exhibit his "Hyperion curls" in Washington +Street, without any fear of a gentle "reminder" in the shape of a tap +upon the shoulder. + +One morning, however, a lady was ushered up into the splendid drawing +room in Beacon Street, being announced as Madame St. Germain. She was +a showy French woman, about the same age as Mrs. Cleveland, and the +latter waited with some curiosity to learn the object of her visit. + +"You are Mrs. Cleveland, I believe," said the French woman. + +Mrs. Cleveland bowed in her stateliest manner. + +"You have undertaken, I learn, to pay the debts of Monsieur Cleveland, +contracted before your marriage." + +Mrs. Cleveland bowed again. + +"I hold a note of his drawn in my favor for a thousand dollars, +payable at sight, with interest, dated two years back." + +"What was it given for?" asked Mrs. Cleveland, with some asperity. + +"Pardon me, madam--I cannot state that without the permission of your +husband." + +Mrs. Cleveland applied her hand vigorously to a bell-pull +communicating with her husband's dressing room. + +He made his presence in a splendid _robe de chambre_ and a Turkish cap +with a gold tassel. + +"This woman," said his better half, "says you owe her a thousand +dollars." + +"Monsieur cannot deny it," said the French woman, fixing her keen +black eyes on the thunder-struck Cleveland. + +"It's all right--pay her up!" said Mr. Cleveland. + +"Not till I know what the debt was incurred for." + +"I can't tell you," said Mr. Cleveland. + +"I insist," said Mrs. Cleveland, stamping her foot. + +"Then I won't tell--if you die!" said the rebellious Cleveland. + +"I shall trouble you, ma'am, to leave my house," said the irritated +mistress of the mansion. "Not one farthing on that note do you get out +of me." + +"Then I shall be under the unpleasant necessity of taking legal +measures to obtain the debt," said the French woman, rising. "Mr. +Cleveland, I wish you very much happiness with your amiable lady." + +There was a storm--a regular equinoctial gale--after the departure of +Madame St. Germain. Mrs. Cleveland was very provoking, and Mr. +Cleveland indulged in epithets unbecoming a scholar and a gentleman. +That night the "happy couple" luxuriated in separate apartments. The +next day came a lawyer's letter, then a civil process, and finally Mr. +John Cleveland was marched off to Leverett Street jail, where, after +giving due notice to his creditor and obtaining bail, he was allowed +the benefit of the "limits," with the privilege of "swearing out," at +the expiration of thirty days. + +Jack engaged lodging at a little tavern, on the limits, where he found +Frank Aikin, who had run through _his_ "pile," and a few kindred +spirits of the fast young men school enacting the part of "gentlemen +in difficulties." Cigars, champagne, and cards were ordered, and Jack +became a fast young man once more. Towards the small hours of the +morning, he forgot having married a widow, and thinking himself a +bachelor, he proposed the health of a certain Miss Julia Vining, which +was drank with three times three. The next morning, he sat down to a +capital breakfast, with more fast young men, and for a whole week he +enjoyed himself _en garcon_, without once thinking of the forsaken +Dido in Beacon Street. + +One day, however, when he had exhausted his cash and credit, and a +racking headache induced him to regret the speed of his late life, a +carriage rattled up to the door of the tavern, his own door was +shortly after thrown open, and a lady flung herself into his arms. +Mrs. Cleveland looked really fascinating. + +"Come home, my dear Jack," said she, bursting into tears; "I've been +so lonely without you." + +"Not so fast, Mrs. Cleveland," said the young gentleman, as he +perceived his power. "I'm very happy where I am. I can't go back +except on certain conditions." + +"Name them, dearest." + +"I'm to smoke as many cigars as I please." + +"Granted." + +"Not to carry any more bandboxes or tomcats." + +"Granted." + +"To give a dinner party to the 'boys' once in a while." + +"Granted--granted. And I've paid your note, and opened a cash account +for you at the bank." + +"You are an angel," said Cleveland; "and now it's all over--that note +was given Madame St. Germain for tuition of a young girl, Miss Julia +Vining, whom I educated with the romantic notion of making her my +wife, when she should arrive at a suitable age, at which period she +ran off with a one-eyed French fiddler, and is now taking in sewing at +191st Street, New York." + +The happy pair went home in their carriage, and we never heard of any +differences between them. Mrs. Cleveland wears very well, and Mr. +Cleveland is now an alderman, remarkable chiefly for the ponderosity +of his person, and the heaviness of his municipal harangues. "Sich is +life." + + + + +THE EMIGRANT SHIP. + + +On a summer's day, some years ago, business brought me to one of the +wharves of this city, at the moment when a ship from Liverpool had +just arrived, with some two hundred and fifty emigrants, men, women, +and children, chiefly Irish. Much as I had heard and read of the +condition of many of the poor passengers, I never fully realized their +distresses until I personally witnessed them. + +Under the most favorable circumstances, the removal of families from +the land of their birth is attended by many painful incidents. About +to embark upon a long and perilous voyage, to seek the untried +hospitalities of a stranger soil, the old landmarks and associations +which the heartstrings grasp with a cruel tenacity are viewed through +the mist of tears and agony. + +The old church--the weather-worn homestead--the ancient school house, +the familiar play ground, and more sadly dear than all, the green +graveyard, offer a mute appeal "more eloquent than words." But when to +these afflictions of the heart are added the pangs of physical +suffering and privation; when emigrants, in embarking, embark their +all in the expenses of the voyage, and have no hope, even for +existence, but in a happy combination of possible chances; when near +and dear ones must be left behind, certainly to suffer, and probably +to die,--the pangs of separation embrace all that can be conceived of +agony and distress. + +The emigrant ship whose arrival we witnessed had been seventy odd days +from port to port. Her passengers were of the poorest class. Their +means had been nearly exhausted in going from Dublin to Liverpool, and +in endeavors to obtain work in the latter city, previous to bidding a +reluctant but eternal farewell to the old country. They came on board +worn out--wan--the very life of many dependent on a speedy passage +over the Atlantic. In this they were disappointed. The ship had +encountered a succession of terrific gales; it had leaked badly, and +they had been confined, a great part of the voyage, to their narrow +quarters between decks, herded together in a noisome and pestilential +atmosphere, littered with damp straw, and full of filth. + +What marvel that disease and death invaded their ranks? One after +another, many died and were launched into the deep sea. The ship +entered Fayal to refit, and there that clime of endless summer proved +to the emigrants more fatal than the blast of the upas-poisoned valley +of Java. The delicious oranges, and the mild Pico wine, used liberally +by the passengers, sowed the seeds of death yet more freely among +their ranks. On the passage from Fayal, the mortality was dreadful, +but at length, decimated and diseased, the band of emigrants arrived +at Boston. + +It was a summer's day--but no cheering ray of light fell upon the +spires of the city. The sky was dark and gloomy; the bay spread out +before the eye like a huge sheet of lead, and the clouds swept low and +heavily over the hills and house tops. + +After the vessel was moored, all the passengers who were capable of +moving, or of being moved, came up or were brought up on deck. We +scanned their wan and haggard features with curiosity and pity. + +Here was the wreck of an athletic man. His eyes, deep-sunken in their +orbits, were nearly as glassy as those of a corpse; his poor attire +hung loosely on his square shoulders. His matted beard rendered his +sickly, greenish countenance yet more wan and livid. He crawled about +the deck _alone_--his wife and five children, they for whom he had +lived and struggled, for whose sake he was making a last desperate +exertion, had all been taken from him on the voyage. We addressed him +some questions touching his family. + +"They are all gone," said he, "the wife and the childer. The last +one--the babby--died this mornin'--she lies below. They're best off +where they are." + +In another place sat a shivering, ragged man, the picture of despair. +A few of his countrymen, who had gathered round him, offered him some +food. He might have taken it eagerly some days before. _Now_ he gazed +on vacancy, without noticing their efforts to induce him to take some +nourishment. Still they persevered, and one held a cooling glass of +lemonade to his parched lips. + +Seated on the after hatchway was a little boy who had that morning +lost both his parents. He shed no tear. Familiarity with misery had +deprived him of that sad consolation. + +We passed on to a group of Irishmen gathered round an old gray-haired +man lying at length upon the forward deck. One of them was kneeling +beside him. + +"Father, father!" said he, earnestly, "rouse up, for the love of +Heaven. See here--I've brought ye some porridge--tak a sup ov it--it +will give ye heart and life." + +"Sorrow a bit of life's left in the old man any how. Lave him alone, +Jamie." + +"Lift him ashore," said the mate--"he wants air." + +The dying man was carefully lifted on the wharf, and laid down upon a +plank. His features changed rapidly during the transit. His head now +fell back--the pallid hue of death invaded his lips--his lower jaw +relaxed--the staring eyeballs had no speculation in them--a slight +shudder convulsed his frame. The son kneeled beside him; closed his +eyes--it was all over. And there, in the open air, with no covering to +shield his reverend locks from the falling rain, passed away the soul +of the old man from its earthly tabernacle. + +The hospital cart arrived. Busy agents lifted into it, with +professional _sang froid_, crippled age and tottering childhood. But +all the spectators of this harrowing scene testified, by their +expressions, sympathy and sorrow, one low-browed ruffian alone +excepted. + +"Serves 'em right ----d ----n 'em!" said he, savagely. "Why don't they +stay at home in their own country, and not come here to take the bread +out of honest people's mouths?" + +Honest, quotha? If ever "flat burglary" and "treason dire" were +written on a man's face, it stood out in staring capitals upon that +Cain-like brow. + +But there were lights as well as shadows to the picture. Out of that +grim den of death, out of that floating lazar house, there came a few +blooming maidens and stalwart youths, like fair flowers springing from +the rankness of a charnel. Their sorrows were but for the misfortunes +of others; and even these were a while forgotten in the joy of meeting +near and dear relatives, and old friends upon the shore of the +promised land. They went their way rejoicing, and with them passed the +solitary ray of sunshine that streamed athwart the dark horrors of the +emigrant ship, like the wandering pencil of light that sometimes +visits the condemned cell of a prison. + + + + +THE LAST OF THE STAGE COACHES. + +A FRAGMENT OF A CLUB-ROOM CONVERSATION. + + +"Did you ever," said the one-eyed gentleman, fixing his single sound +optic upon us with an intensity which made it glow like one of the +coals in the grate before us, "did you ever hear how I met with this +misfortune?" + +"What misfortune, sir?" + +"The misfortune which made a Cyclops of me--the loss of my left eye." + +"Never, sir. Pray how was it?" + +"Put out by the cinder of a locomotive," growled the one-eyed +gentleman, seizing the poker and stirring up the fire viciously. "Bad +things these railroads, sir," he added, when he had demolished a huge +fragment of sea coal. "Only last week--little boy playing on bank in +his father's garden--little dog ran on the track--boy went down to +call him off--express train came along--forty-five miles an hour and +no stoppages--ran over boy and dog--agonized parents sought for the +remains--nothing found except one shoe, the buckle of his hatband, and +brass collar of the dog." + +"Extraordinary!" + +"No, sir; not extraordinary," said the one-eyed gentleman. "I maintain +it's a common occurrence. Sir, I keep a railroad journal at home, as +large as a family Bible. It is filled with brief accounts--_brief_, +mind you--of railroad accidents. Next year I shall have to buy another +book." + +"Then you are a decided enemy of railroads?" + +"Decided!" said the one-eyed gentleman. "Their prevalence and extent +is a proof that the age is lapsing into barbarism. Ah! you remember +the stage coaches?" + +"Certainly." + +"Well, sir," said the one-eyed gentleman, warmly, "travelling was +travelling in those days; sir, it was a pleasure. The coaches were fast +enough for any reasonable man; ten miles an hour, including stoppages. +Ah!" he added, smacking his lips, "what a fine thing it was to start on +a journey of a glorious October morning, when every thing looked bright +and smiling! You mounted to the box or the roof, well wrapped up in your +greatcoat and shawl, with your trunk safely strapped upon the rack +behind. The driver was a man of substance--solid, of a gravity tempered +with humor, a giant in a brown box-coat, with gray hat and mittens. How +he handled the ribbons and took his cattle through Elm Street! How the +long bridges rumbled and thundered as we bowled along away, away into +the country! The country! it _was_ the country then; inhabited by +country people, not peopled with a mixed society of farmers and cits, +six o' one and half a dozen of t'other. How nicely we glided along! +There were birds, in those days, singing by the roadside; now the +confounded locomotives have scared them all off. By and by we came to a +tavern. Out rushed a troop of hostlers and keepers skilled in horse +flesh. The cattle were just allowed to wet their lips, water was dashed +on their legs and feet, and then, after the parcels and papers had been +tossed off, away we went again. Five miles farther on, we pulled up to +change. The fresh team was led out, bright, shining, and glittering, in +tip-top condition. The driver descended to stretch his legs and +personally superintend the putting to of the fresh horses. When he +mounted the box again, his experienced eye glanced rapidly at the team, +and then, with an 'all right--let 'em go!' we were on the road once +more." + +The one-eyed gentleman paused, after this flow of eloquence, and gazed +pensively into the midst of the glowing coals. After a few moments' +silence, he resumed:-- + +"Rather a singular occurrence happened to me last year on the 14th of +October, about half past twelve, P.M. I am thus particular about +dates, because this event is one that forms an era in my life. I had +been driving across the country in my gig, to visit a friend who had +recently moved upon a farm. The localities were new to me, and the +roads blind. Guideboards were few, and human beings fewer. In short, I +got astray, and hadn't the remotest conception of what part of the +country I was in. It was a cold, cloudy day, with a sort of drizzling +Scotch mist that wet one to the bone. I plodded along in hopes of soon +reaching some tavern, where I could bait my horse and get some dinner +for myself. All at once, at a turn of the road, just after having +crossed the Concord River, I perceived a stage coach coming towards +me. I had heard no noise of wheels or horses' feet; but there it was. +The road was narrow, and the coachman pulled up to let me work my way +past. The vehicle was a queer old affair, that looked as if it had +been dug out of some antediluvian stable yard. The curtains were brown +with age and dust, and riddled with holes; the body was bare and +worm-eaten, and the springs perfectly green with mould. The horses +were thin and lank, and the harness in as sorry a condition as the +coach. The driver's clothes, which were very old fashioned, hung about +him in loose folds, and he gazed upon me with a strange, stony stare +that was absolutely appalling; yet his lips unclosed as I worked past +him, and he exclaimed in a harsh, croaking voice, 'One eye!' Thereupon +two or three queer people poked their heads out of the coach window. +There was one old woman with false teeth, in an unpleasant state of +decay, and a voice like a parrot. 'One eye!' she shrieked, as she +gazed on me with an eye as stony as the coachman. A pale, simpering +miss smirked in my face, and cried, 'One eye!' and a military +gentleman, with a ghastly frown, hissed forth the same words. I should +have scrutinized the queer coach and the queer people closer, had not +my horse--my good, old, quiet, steady horse--seized the bit in his +mouth and started off at a dead run. I tried to saw him up, but it was +no use; he ran for a couple of miles, and did not slacken till he had +brought me to the door of an old, decayed tavern, where I resigned him +to the charge of a lame hostler, and made my way into the house in +search of the landlord. I found him at last--a poor, poverty-pinched +man, who had been ruined by the railroad. He complained bitterly of +the hard times. 'But,' said I, 'you must have some custom; the stage +coaches----' 'Bless your soul,' replied he, 'there hasn't been a coach +on this road for fifteen years.' 'What do you, mean?' said I; 'I met a +coach and passengers two miles back, near the river.' The landlord +turned pale. 'What day is this?' he asked. 'The 14th of October.' 'The +14th of October!' cried the landlord; 'I remember that date well. That +day, fifteen years since, was the last trip of the old mail coach. It +left here, with Bill Snaffle, the driver, and three insides, a +military man, an old woman, and a young lady. They were never heard of +after they left here. Their trail was followed as far as the bridge. +It is supposed that the horses got frightened at something, and backed +off into the Concord River. But I have heard,' added the landlord, in +a hollow whisper, 'that on this anniversary the ghost of that coach +and company may be seen upon the turnpike. More, I will tell you, in +confidence, that I have seen them myself.' After this I was convinced +that I had been favored--if favor it may be called--with a spiritual +visitation." + +The one-eyed gentleman looked me full in the face, as if to say, "What +do you think of it?" It was useless to argue with him; so I only shook +my head. He nodded his in a very mysterious manner, and fell to poking +the fire with redoubled activity; and I bade him good night, and left +him to pursue his occupation. + + + + +THE SEXTON OF ST. HUBERT'S. + +A STORY OF OLD ENGLAND. + +CHAPTER I. + +THE QUEEN OF THE MAY. + + +In a remote region in the northern part of England, the people still +cherish an attachment to old usages and sports, and hold the +observance of Christmas, May-day, and other time-honored festivals, a +sacred obligation. One village, in particular, is famous for its +May-day sports, which, as the curate is a little withered antiquary, +are conducted with great ceremony and fidelity to old authorities. The +May-pole is brought home, garlanded, and decked with ribbons, to the +sound of pipe and tabor, surrounded by a laughing throng of sturdy +yeomen and buxom maidens. It is erected on the great green, in the +centre of the village, to the universal delight of old and young, and +the dancing commences round it with high glee. The scene presented is +like that described by Goldsmith,-- + + "Where all the village train, from labor free, + Led up their sports beneath the spreading tree; + While many a pastime circled in the shade, + The young contending as the old surveyed; + And many a gambol frolicked o'er the ground, + And sleights of art and feats of strength went round." + +It was a delightful spring, that of 17--, and a softer sky never +before smiled upon the village-green of Redwood, upon the 1st of May; +and among the merry damsels dancing round the May-pole, no heart was +happier, and no step was lighter, than that of Margaret Ellis, who, +for the first time, joined in the sports of the day. She was a child +of May, and this was the sixteenth anniversary of her birthday. A gay +brunette, her sparkling eyes had all the fire and the mirth of the +sunny and passionate south, while no lighter or more delicate foot +than hers could have been found upon the merry green. A rich bloom +mantled on her cheek, her lips were fresh and red, and her regular +teeth, displayed as she panted in the dance, were white as unsullied +snow. A tight little bodice, and a milk-white frock, set off the +charms of her person in the best manner. Then there was an air of +gayety and innocence about her which delighted every good-natured +observer; and all the villagers allowed that Margaret Ellis deserved +the tiara of flowers that crowned her Queen of the May. She blushed at +the tokens of good will and approbation, as she placed her hand in +that of a young and rustic stranger, who led her off triumphantly at +the head of the dancers. The youth was fair-haired, ruddy, athletic, +and active; and those who saw them in the dance could not help +acknowledging that they were a lovely pair. + +There was one who regarded them with eyes of jealous displeasure. This +was a man of forty, of a handsome face and figure, but swarthy, +dark-haired, and melancholy. He bent over the seat upon which old +Farmer Ellis and his dame were seated, and whispered, "Do you know the +young man who is dancing with your daughter?" + +"Ah! he be a right good young mon, I warrant me," said the dame. "He +do come fra the next county. William Evans, he calls himself." + +"He calls himself!--umph!" muttered the person who had first spoken. +"But what do others call him? Who knows any thing about him? Who can +vouch for his character? I would not suffer a daughter of mine to be +gadding about, and dancing with a stranger." + +"Whoy, for the matter o' that," said Farmer Ellis, "you were nought +but a stranger yourself, when you first did come to see us, Maister +Pembroke. We didn't know you were the sexton of St. Hubert's. And yet +you turned out a right good friend to me, mon; for when ye first knew +me, things were deadly cross wi' me. What wi' the rot among my sheep, +and the murrain among my cattle, I were all but ruined. Short crops +and a hard landlord are bitter bad things. But you were the salvation +of me, and I'll work my fingers to the bone, but what you shall have +your own again, John Pembroke." + +"There is one way in which you can liquidate your debt." + +"Name it, Maister Pembroke," said the farmer, eagerly. + +"No matter," muttered the sexton, and a hollow sigh escaped his lips. +"I had an idea, but it is gone. Touching the stranger, in whom you +both repose such confidence. In what manner does he earn his daily +bread?" + +"Whoy," said the farmer, "in the way that Adam did, mon. He do say he +is a gardener." + +"A likely tale!" ejaculated the sexton. "Look at his hands. Why, his +fingers are delicate and white. Your gardener has horny fingers, and a +palm of iron." + +"Dang it! so they be!" cried Ellis. "Well, I never noticed that afore. +Whoy, dame, he may be an impostor And though he be so cruel koind, +and deadly fond of the girl, now, he may forsake--may----" + +"Look at, them, now," said the sexton of St. Hubert's. "See how he +grasps her hand; and how, as he whispers his soft, insinuating +flattery in her ear, she blushes and smiles upon him. Damnation!" + +"Whoy, John!" exclaimed Dame Ellis; "what would the rector say to hear +thee? Thou art surely distraught." + +And now, as Margaret, flushed and panting with exercise, was suffering +her partner to lead her towards her seat, her father beckoned her to +approach. + +"Come hither, girl," said he. The smiling maiden obeyed. "Margaret," +said the old man, "thou knowest I love thee. I ha' always been cruel +koind to thee, and so has thy mother, girl. If any harm was to happen +to thee, I should take it desperately to heart. I should, indeed. It +would kill thy father, Margaret. Now, William Evans may be a good +young man, and he may not; but we must beware of strangers. Wait till +we have tried him a bit. Many a handsome nag turns out a vicious one. +So it be my pleasure, and the dame's, that thou dost not dance any +more to-day wi' William Evans; and even if he speaks to thee, be a +little offish loike to him." + +The poor girl sighed. "I hope, sir," said she, glancing at the sexton, +"that no person possessed of an unhappy and suspicious temper has been +prejudicing you against poor William. I hope Mr. Pembroke----" + +"Hush, girl--hush!" cried Ellis. "Doant thee say a word against that +man. But for him we mought all ha' been beggars. Do as I bid thee, +girl, and doan't thee ask no questions; for you know I've got no head +to argury." + +Margaret slowly sank into a seat. The sexton leaned over her, and +addressed to her some commonplace remarks, to all of which she +returned answer in monosyllables. When the music recommenced a lively +air, William advanced, and solicited her hand for the next dance. Poor +Margaret bent her eyes upon the ground, and falteringly refused. +Thinking he could not have heard her rightly, Evans again asked the +question, and received, a second time, the same answer. For a moment +his countenance expressed astonishment; the next there was a look of +grief, and then his lip curled, and drawing himself up proudly, he +stalked away. He was followed by the sexton of St. Hubert's, who +overtook him, and laid his hand upon his shoulder. William turned +fiercely, and endeavored to shake off the grasp. + +"Young man," said the sexton, "you are discovered!" + +"Discovered!" exclaimed William. "What do you mean?" + +"You understand me," said the sexton; "your manners, your language, +your figure, contradict the story you have fabricated. Margaret shall +never be your victim. With her your boasted arts are valueless!" + +"If you were a gentleman----" said William. + +"Ha, ha!" laughed the sexton of St. Hubert's. "Is this the resentment +of a rustic? Go, young man; you have exposed yourself." + +"Remove your hand!" said the young man; "and think it unusual +forbearance on my part, that I do not chastise you as you deserve. We +shall meet again, and with a sterner greeting." So they parted. + + +CHAPTER II. + +THE GYPSY CAMP. + + +The clear, unshadowed sun, as it declined towards the western verge of +the horizon, shone brightly upon the gypsy encampment, a few miles +from Redwood. The wandering tribe had displayed their proverbial +taste, in their selection of a spot wherein to pitch their tents. A +green and glossy pasture was partly surrounded by a luxuriant forest +of ancient oaks, which supplied the crew with firewood; while a +beautiful and clear stream, the pride and boast of the county, curved +into the waving grass land, and kept it ever fresh and verdant. Here +and there its silvery bosom reflected a small tent, or the figure of +an idler, bending over the bank, with fishing rod in hand, a perfect +picture of patience and philosophy. Half a dozen tents served to +accommodate the gregarious fraternity; and though the sail cloths +which composed them were worn and weather-beaten, yet their brown hues +harmonized well with the rich tints of the landscape, and showed +distinct enough against the dark background of the forest. As the +shades of the evening darkened the ancestral trees, a line of fire was +lit up, the flames of which glared ruddily against the huge trunks of +the woodland, and played and flickered in the rippling stream. Huge +kettles, suspended on forked sticks, were beginning to send up a +savory steam; and several swarthy beings, lounging round the fires, +occasionally fed them, or basking in the blaze, watched the bubbling +of the caldrons with intense anxiety. Even the king of the gypsies +observed the preparations for supper with an eager air, which ill +assorted with his lofty forehead and reverend white beard. Every +moment some stroller would come in with a pilfered fowl, or a basket +of eggs; and each addition to the feast was hailed with shouts of +applause by the swarthy crew. + +Somewhat remote from this scene of bustle and noise, at the door of a +small tent, sat two female gypsies. One of these was the queen, an +aged crone, who, though bent with age and care, and wrinkled by time +and the indulgence of vehement passions, yet prided herself upon the +unfrosted darkness of her raven tresses, which fell over her shoulders +in profusion. A turban of rich crimson cloth crowned her head, and a +shawl of the same color and material was wrapped around her shoulders. +Her skinny hands were supported by a silver-headed staff, which was +covered with quaint carvings. Her gown was of dark serge, and her +shoes were pointed, and turned up in the Oriental fashion, and +garnished with broad silver buckles. She sat apart, and the rising +moon shone down upon her dusky figure, and threw her wild features +into bold relief. At her feet sat a beautiful girl, with dark Grecian +features, and a full, voluptuous form. She, too, had long, flowing, +raven tresses, into which were twisted strings of pearl. From a +necklace of topaz hung a little silver crucifix, resting upon a full +and heaving bust, to which was fitted a close jacket, made of +deep-blue cloth, and fastened together with loops and silver buttons. +Her soft and round arms were naked, save at the shoulders, and her +wrists were encircled with tarnished gold bracelets. Her white +petticoat was short enough to display a well-turned ankle, and a small +foot, encased in neat black slippers. Her features, dark and +sun-browned, showed to more advantage in the pale moonlight than they +would have done in the broad blaze of day. The gypsy girl sat at the +feet of the queen, and looking up in her face, listened attentively to +her discourse. + +"Myra," said the queen of the gypsies, "do you love him yet?" + +"Love him!" repeated the girl. "Yes, mother--passionately. To obtain +his hand--his heart, I would peril every thing!" + +"Strange and mysterious passion!" said the crone, "which defies reason +and law. Many years agone I loved with the same intense devotion. The +same fiery blood courses in your veins; the same contempt of +obstacles. Yet the man I loved was nobler and prouder than the sexton +of St. Hubert's. We lived among the Gitanos of Spain, when we were +wedded. Five sons I bore to the partner of my cares. Where are they? +One followed his father to the gibbet; a second hurled defiance at his +enemies, as he perished in the flames of an _auto da fe_; the third +and fourth died in the galleys; the fifth--the fifth, Myra--my best +beloved, my brave, my beautiful, received his death wound in defending +me from outrage. _You are his child!_ Judge, then, how I love you, my +daughter. You love the sexton of St. Hubert's--he shall marry you." + +"Ah, mother!" said the gypsy girl, "I fear me he is lost. He is the +accepted lover of Margaret Ellis. She did love a young stranger; but +the sexton of St. Hubert's has Farmer Ellis in his debt, and +threatened to throw him in jail, if the latter did not grant him the +hand of his daughter. He has done so, and the wedding day is fixed. +Alas! before he saw his May-day queen, he loved me, and promised to +marry me. Often beneath that very moon, mother, has he sat and told me +his love. When I smiled at his protestations, he would speak of his +wealth, and tell me of hidden stores of gold, for a thrifty and a +rich man is the sexton of St. Hubert's. I do not love him less because +he does not frown upon our wandering tribe, but has lax principles +that suit the fiery passions of our race. I know not in what consists +the art by which he won me; it is enough for me to know that I am +devoted to him. Alas! that knowledge is too much, since he has owned +the fascination of the Queen of the May." + +"Enough said, daughter!" cried the crone. "Before the altar he shall +marry you. He shall love you better than he loves the May queen. What +are her attractions when compared to yours? Praise from the old is +little to the young; yet let me say that I have wandered east and +west, north and south; have seen the Georgian and Sicilian maids, have +seen the dark-haired girls of Naples, and the donnas of Madrid; yet +never did these aged eyes rest on a finer form or face than yours, my +daughter." + +The gypsy girl smiled. + +"Ay," said the old woman, "now you look lovelier than ever. That smile +is like a sunbeam to my heart; it thaws the frost of age. Believe me, +Myra, the sexton of St. Hubert's shall adore you." + +"Then you must have love charms," said the gypsy girl, blushing. + +"Love charms I have," said the old woman, "and those of wondrous +potency. We are a favored race, Myra. Descended from the old +Egyptians, we inherit their mysterious learning. To a few among us, +the queens and magi of our tribes, there has come down a knowledge of +charms and medicine, and some of the secrets of astrology. Go, Myra; +leave me. I will provide for your peace. Yes, yes, I have love charms. +I have them!" + +The gypsy girl smiled, rose, kissed the hand of her grandmother, and +then bounded away like a fawn. + +"Poor child!" muttered the old woman, when alone; "she must not die of +a broken heart. Love charms, did she say! Yes--I have them for fools; +but the love charm I shall use to give her joy is poison. The +betrothed bride of the sexton of St. Hubert's lies ill of an unknown +malady. The physicians cannot do her good, for she is sick of a +wounded heart. To-night the sexton of St. Hubert's, who has faith in +my skill, comes to seek a remedy. He shall have one. Does he think to +spurn the poor gypsy girl? He is mistaken. He plighted his troth to +her in the silence of the forest; they broke a piece of gold across a +running brook; they swore truth and fidelity! One has broken the oath, +but it shall be sworn anew. None but Myra shall wed the sexton of St. +Hubert's!" + + +CHAPTER III. + +RETRIBUTION. + + +It was a fierce and stormy night. The wind howled around the houses of +Redwood, and wherever a shutter had lost its fastening, it flapped to +and fro with a frequent and alarming sound. The rain, too, descended +in torrents, and flooded the streets of the village, while ever and +anon heavy peals of thunder and vivid flashes of lightning increased +the terror of the night. In the house of Farmer Ellis a few persons +were assembled to witness the bridal of the sexton of St. Hubert's. +The bridegroom was as one excited by wine, for there was a wild +radiance in his eyes and an unwonted smile upon his lips, and he +occasionally gave utterance to some jest, and when it failed of +producing the expected mirth, his own laugh sounded hollow and +strange. The bride, too, so pearly pale, in her white dress, with +white roses in her hair, seemed like the bride of Corinth in the +German tale. A few of the guests, huddled anxiously together, +whispered among themselves, "It is a churchyard bridal." + +Still the cake and wine went round, and the strange laugh of the +bridegroom was more frequent. The night wore on, and the arrival of +the clergyman was prolonged far beyond the expected time. At length he +came, and the ceremony was about to take place, when the bride +suddenly sank in the arms of her companions. They raised her, and +applied the usual remedies resorted to in cases of fainting, but the +vital spark itself had fled. + +In the depth of a stormy night, the sexton of St. Hubert's sought the +queen of the gypsies. He was mounted on an active horse, and +accompanied by the sheriff of the county and a few resolute men, well +mounted and armed to the teeth. As he approached the river which +bounded the gypsy camp upon one side, the sexton looked in vain for a +guiding light--no fires blazed upon the green, no hidden glare was +reflected in the mirror of the stream. Still he spurred on his horse, +and followed hard by his companions, gallantly forded the stream and +crossed the open meadows. The tents had all been struck, and no sound +was heard in that deserted place, except the rushing of the boisterous +wind and the tinkling of the raindrops as they fell upon the river. +The parties reined up their horses, and the sexton and the sheriff +held a brief conference together. While they were yet conversing, a +broad and brilliant blaze shot up from the centre of the forest, +illuminating a wide and well-trodden path which led directly to the +light. The first flash of radiance dazzled the eyes of the horsemen, +but when they became accustomed to the glare, they beheld distinctly +several wild forms lounging around the fire, evidently unconscious of +the approach of danger. + +"Now is our time, my lads," said the sheriff, in a low tone. "Forward, +and we shall have them all." + +Every rowel was instantly employed, and the party pushed forward at a +gallop. Bowing their heads to avoid the swaying branches, they bent +over their horses' necks in the intense ardor of pursuit. The sheriff +and the sexton rode side by side, and had nearly attained their +object, when their horses fell suddenly, and threw them to the ground +with violence. In fine, the whole party had stumbled upon pitfalls dug +for them, and not a horseman of the troop escaped an overthrow. While +they were rolling on the ground, entangled in the stirrups, and +receiving severe injuries from the struggling horses, a shrill cry +arose from the depth of the woods, and a dozen stout ruffians set upon +them, seized, and pinioned them. The sexton and the sheriff were +conducted by two of the gang to the presence of the gypsy queen, who +sat upon a rude form raised upon the trunk of a huge oak, and +sheltered by an ample awning of oiled cloth. The sheriff's followers +were borne away in another direction. The wild woman and her wilder +attendants were perfectly distinct in the ruddy firelight, though the +whole scene had, to the eyes of the victims, the appearance of a +vision of night. + +"Well, sirs," said the queen, "you came to see us, and you have found +us. Have you not some message for us? You myrmidon of the law, have +you no greeting for the queen of the gypsies?" + +The sheriff looked at the queen and then at her attendants. They were +fierce-looking, unshorn fellows, with butchers' knives stuck in their +rope girdles, and seemed but to await a nod from her tawny majesty to +employ their formidable weapons. + +"Have you nothing for us?" asked the dark lady. + +"Nothing," said the sheriff, faintly. + +"Ho, ho!" laughed the wrinkled crone. "The man of law is forgetful. +You, _Dommerar_, search him, and see if he speaks the truth." + +A sandy-haired little fellow advanced at the summons, and rifled the +pockets of the sheriff with a dexterity which proved him an adept in +the business. A teacher of music would have envied his fingering. +Having caused the pockets of the sheriff to disgorge, he thus, in the +canting language, enumerated their contents:-- + +"The _moabite's ribbin runs thin_, (the sheriff's cash runs low.) He +has no _mint_, (gold,) and only a _mopus_ or two." + +"Fool!" said the queen, "has he no paper?" + +"Ay, ay, missus, here's his _fiddle_," (writ,) was the answer. + +"Give it me," cried the queen. "Here, you _patrico_, our eyes are bad. +Read this scrawl, and acquaint us with the contents." + +The _patrico_, or hedge priest, a fellow in a rusty, black suit, with +a beard of three weeks' growth, bleared eyes, and a red, Bardolph +nose, took the writ, which he had more difficulty in reading than Tony +Lumpkin, when he received the letter of Hastings. At first, he held it +upside down, then reversed it, looking at it at arm's length, and then +gave it a closer scrutiny. He finally gave it as his opinion, that it +empowered the _queer-cuffin_ (so he termed the sheriff) to seize upon +the so called queen of the gypsies, accused of the crime of murder, +and also to apprehend her followers. When he had concluded, the old +crone snatched the writ from his hand, and, tearing it to pieces, +flung the fragments into the face of the sheriff. + +"Take him away," said she, "and leave us alone with the sexton of St. +Hubert's. Guard him well, for we wish to show him how we administer +justice among us. We will be judge and jury, and our _upright man_ +shall be the executioner." + +She waved her tawny hand with the air of a princess dismissing her +courtiers, and her mandate was obeyed. She was left alone with the +sexton of St. Hubert's. Looking him steadily in the face, she said,-- + +"John Pembroke, I give you joy of your marriage." + +"Wretched woman!" said the sexton, "you poisoned her. By your hand she +died." + +"You are mistaken," answered the old woman, with a bitter smile. "She +is not dead, but sleepeth. You see the devil can quote Scripture. It +was my first intention to have poisoned her; but my second thoughts +were better. So, instead of the medicine you sought, I gave you a +powerful narcotic, which has thrown her into a deep sleep. She lies, +at this moment, you know, in the chapel of St. Hubert's. There are +flowers on her coffin, and there is a shroud around her. If I am not +very much mistaken, about this hour she awakes." + +"And perishes! Fiend in human shape, how you have deceived me! At this +hour, remote from help, my Margaret is dying." + +"She is not your Margaret, neither is she dying," said the crone. +"Listen to me. I sent a trusty messenger to him that Margaret +loves--to him who loves her fondly and faithfully--and if all things +have gone as well as I anticipate, by this time she is in his arms. +The draught she drank is harmless." + +"Cursed deceiver!" cried the sexton, struggling frantically to free +himself from the ligatures which bound him. "You have done an accursed +deed. You have deprived me of my betrothed bride." + +"Your betrothed bride!" said the queen of the gypsies. "Behold her!" +She waved her hand, and Myra stood before the sexton of St. Hubert's. +"There she stands," said the gypsy. "Have you forgotten that your +troth is plighted to her? The bride and the priest are ready. Man of +guilt and passion, wed her you may, wed her you must!" + +"Never!" cried the sexton. "When I sought your lawless crew to indulge +my love of revelling and pleasure, the person of Myra lighted a fire +in my breast. But it was an unholy flame. I will never marry her. Let +her live--live to be branded with infamy and disgrace!" + +"Ha!" cried the crone, rising from her seat. "Is it so? Speak, Myra! +child of my heart, is it so?" + +The gypsy girl clasped her hands together, and hung her head in shame. +Her cheeks were suffused with crimson; then they became deadly pale, +and she sank lifeless on the ground. + +"You have killed her!" shrieked the gypsy queen, "and dearly shall you +rue it." + +She placed a whistle to her lips, and blew a shrill blast. But she +received a far different answer than she had anticipated; for one of +the sheriff's men had succeeded in escaping from the hands of the +gypsy crew, and galloped to the neighboring town, where a troop of +horse was quartered. The commanding officer instantly repaired to the +gypsy camp, where he arrived in time to apprehend the crew before +they had committed any act of violence. The sexton of St. Hubert's did +not long survive this night, and Myra became a maniac. The fate of the +lovers we shall next describe. + +When the lover of Margaret received the message of the queen of the +gypsies, he repaired to the spot where his mistress lay, to all +appearance, in the arms of death. But life had not departed; and even +as he hung gazing over her, a faint color mounted to her cheek, and +her bosom began to heave beneath her white garment. He raised her in +his arms, bore her to the air, and she revived. When her senses were +fully restored, she consented to guard against another separation by +marrying her lover and savior. William had provided a humble +post-chaise to convey his bride far from the scene of her past perils +and temptations. They journeyed by slow stages to the north, and at +the close of a few days entered a romantic village. The lover +bridegroom pointed out a gray and noble old pile, the turrets of which +rose lofty above the waving trees of an ancient park. He asked if she +should like to visit it. She replied in the affirmative, and they +drove, unchallenged, through the gateway and along a noble avenue +shaded by huge oaks. When they reached the portals of the building, +the post-boy stopped the horses, dismounted, threw open the door of +the chaise, and let down the steps. William lifted his companion from +her seat in his arms. + +"Margaret," said he, "look up. This is Woodley Castle, and you are +Lady Armitage." + + + + +JACK WITHERS. + + +Every body liked Jack Withers. He was a handsome, active young fellow +of five-and-twenty, of a good family, an orphan, who came into +possession of thirty thousand dollars when he came of age. In this age +of California gold, when fortunes are made by shovelling dust, and the +wonders of Aladdin's treasure house are realized by men of no capital +but pickaxes and muscles, thirty thousand dollars does not seem a +prodigious sum. Yet our great-grandfathers retired from business on +that amount, and were thought, at least, comfortably well off; and +even nowadays, thirty thousand dollars, judiciously managed, will keep +a man out of the poorhouse, and give him a clean shirt and a leg of +mutton for his lifetime. But poor Jack was not a judicious manager, +and a tandem team and champagne suppers, with a shooting-box and turf +speculations, soon made ducks and drakes of a little fortune. Thus at +twenty-five, our friend Jack was _minus_; or, in the elegant +phraseology of the day, "a gentleman at large with pockets to let." + +When a man's riches have taken wings and _vamosed_, when all his old +uncles are used up, and he has no prospective legacy to fall back +upon, he is generally cut by the acquaintances of his prosperous days. +The memory of "what he used to was" is seldom cherished, and the +unhappy victim of prodigality discovers to his sorrow, that + + "'Tis a very good world that we live in, + To lend, or to spend, or to give in; + But to beg, or to borrow, or get a man's own, + 'Tis the very worst world, sir, that ever was known." + +Jack, however, was not destined to drink the cup of this bitter +experience. He was just as popular and just as much courted without a +penny in his pocket, as he was when he possessed the means to be +extravagant, when he + + "Spread to the liberal air his silken sails, + And lavished guineas like a Prince of Wales." + +The secret of his prodigious popularity was his obliging disposition. +His time and talents--and he had plenty of the former, and no lack of +the latter--were always at the service of his friends; and though the +idlest dog in the world when his own affairs were in question, in the +cause of his friends he was the busiest man alive. Thus he fairly won +his dinners, his rides, his drives, and his opera tickets--they were +trifling commissions on his benevolent transactions. + +"Jack," one fellow would say, "my horse is too confoundedly high +strung, and only half broke. He threw me yesterday." + +"I'll ride him for you, Bill," would be the ready reply; "give me your +spurs, and I'll give him a lesson." + +And away he would go, without a thought of his neck, to mount a +restive rascal that had half killed the rough rider of a cavalry +regiment. + +"Jack," another would say, "I've got an awkward affair on hand with +Lieutenant ----; he fancies I've insulted him, and has thrown out dark +hints about coffee and pistols." + +"Make yourself perfectly easy, my boy; I'll bring him to reason or +fight him myself." + +So Jack had his hands full of business. Well, one dreary, desolate +afternoon in March, when the barbs of all the vanes in the city were +looking pertinaciously eastward, and people were shivering over +anthracite grates, Jack Withers "might have been seen," as James would +say, seated in the little back parlor of the coffee room in School +Street, sipping Mocha with his particular friend Bill Bliffins, who +had an especial claim upon his kindness, from the fact that he had +already extricated Bill from scrapes innumerable. + +Mocha is a great prompter of social and kindly feelings, and prompts, +in _tete-a-tetes_, to that unreserved confidence on one part, and that +obliging interest on the other, which unite two congenial and kindred +spirits in adamantine bonds. + +"Jack," said Bill, smiting the marble table emphatically, "you are my +best friend." + +"Pooh, pooh! you flatter me," said Jack, blushing like a peony; "I've +never done any thing for you." + +"Yes, you have, and you know it," persisted Bliffins. "Didn't you +fight Lieutenant Jenkins, of the Salamander, when I ought to have +fought him myself? Haven't you endorsed my notes when nobody else +would back my paper?" + +"I'll do it again, my boy," said Jack, with a gush of enthusiastic +feeling. + +"Ahem! your name on short or long paper isn't exactly what it used to +be," said Bill, rather unfeelingly, perhaps. + +"True, true," returned Jack, in a more subdued tone; "I haven't got +many friends left in the synagogues." + +"But what you have done, Jack," continued Bliffins, with enthusiasm, +"emboldens me to trespass yet further on your patience." + +"With all my heart," said Jack; and there was no reservation implied +in the hearty tone in which the words were uttered. + +"Then listen to my story, as the postilion of Longjumeau sings. Hear +me for my cause, and be silent that you may hear." + +"I'll be mute as the codfish in the House of Representatives." + +"Well, then," said Bill, in a solemn tone, "I'm dead broke." + +"Dead broke?" + +"Yes; I'm running on my last hundred." + +"Impossible!" + +"True, though, for all that. Yet my circumstances are not so +desperate, either. There's a vacant clerkship in the secretary of +state's office; and the governor has been sounded, and I think he +might be disposed to give it to me." + +"Go to him at once, then, my dear boy. If he wants any reference, send +him to me. I'll endorse your character, as I used to your paper when +my name was worth something on 'change. Go to him at once." + +"It's easy to say it, Jack; but the fact is, that I have such a +confounded hesitating address that I fear I should make an unfavorable +impression, and ruin my cause; whereas, if a plausible, voluble fellow +like yourself could get his ear and plead for me, my appointment would +be certain. Now will you----" + +"Call on the governor? With all my heart--consider the thing settled." + +"That's not all; you must be my advocate in another quarter. I'm over +head and ears in love with Juliet Trevor--Trapp & Trevor--W. I. Goods, +wholesale. You know the firm?" + +"Like a book." + +"I want you to see the girl and the old people; I haven't confidence +to propose in person. You can do it for me?" + +"With all my heart. I give you joy of the clerkship and the +girl--they're yours." + +"I'm eternally obliged, Jack." + +"Not the least, my boy--always ready to serve my friends. By the way, +have you got any money about your clothes? I invited you to take +coffee, but I forgot my purse in my other trousers--no change, you +know." + +"There, get this V changed," said Bliffins, handing him a bank note. + +Jack took the note and walked up to the counter. + +"Coffee and pie for two, my dear" said he to the attendant. "It's all +right--you know me--pay next time--Withers and friend. Come, Bill, +I've fixed it." + +"But the change!" said Bill. + +"Never mind the change--morrow do as well. By, by,--_au revoir_." + +"Remember the governor!" + +"All right, my boy." + +"And Juliet!" + +"Make yourself easy." + +So they parted. The next day, Jack sent in his card to the governor at +the Adams House, and followed the pasteboard before the message could +be returned. The governor received his visitor with his usual +urbanity. + +"Good quarters, governor!" said Jack, looking round him as he dropped +into a rocking chair, and tapped his boot with his walking stick. +"Chief magistrate of the commonwealth--well lodged--people pay--all +right." + +The governor was much amused at the coolness of his guest, and waited +patiently to learn his business. He was not kept long in suspense. + +"Governor," said Jack, "I come to solicit your favor not on my behalf, +but in the cause of friendship--sacred friendship--holy bond of two +congenial hearts, &c.--but you know all that. My friend, sir, William +Bliffins--unfortunate young man--reduced in circumstances--good +family--good blood--grandfather in the revolution--soil of Bunker Hill +irrigated with the blood of Bliffins--but you know all that--run +through his fortune--on the town--not a penny--hard case." + +"Do you solicit charity, sir, for your friend?" + +"Not exactly--official favor--vacant clerkship--secretary's +office--make him comfortable--but you know all that." + +"Really, sir, you run on at such a rate----" + +"Way I've got--few leading points all you want--time precious--money +(old saw)--Bliffins--clerkship--don't you take?" + +"I think I recollect the name, now. But I must inquire into the +character of the applicant. How did he lose his fortune?" + +"Unbounded benevolence--heart like an ox--bigger--endorsing notes for +friends--founding hospitals for indigent Africans--temperance +movement--philanthropy expensive--but you know all that." + +"The office in question requires a good penman. Can your friend write +well?" + +"Splendid hand--copperplate--_currente calamo_--shine in your eyes." + +"Have you a specimen of his penmanship?" + +"Cords at home--some in pocket. Here you have it! no, that's my +washerwoman's bill. Ah, here it is!" and Jack pulled out a crumpled +note, and placed it before the governor. + +The governor scanned the document curiously, and with great difficulty +deciphered the following words, which he read silently:-- + +"Dear Jack,--Fashion has been beaten, and I lost on the mare. I shall +back Tom Hyer to the extent of my pile. He is training finely. Bricks +has a couple of Santa Anna's game cocks for me, on board the Raritan, +at Lewis's wharf. Can you run down and get 'em from the steward? Yrs, +&c." + +The governor smiled as he handed back the note, but made no remark. + +"Where can I communicate with you, sir?" he asked. + +"Dog and Thistle, Blackstone Street. I'll write my address." + +So Jack wrote his address card, (by the way, he wrote a splendid +hand,) and took his leave of the governor. + +From the Adams House he posted to Louisburg Square, where the Trevors +were living in great style. Slightly acquainted with Miss Trevor, he +found no difficulty in being admitted to her presence. After rattling +over a few commonplace topics, he came to the object of his mission. + +"Have you seen Bliffins lately?" + +"Not very," replied the fair one, languidly. + +"Dying, ma'am, dying." + +"Is it possible? What's the matter, sir?" + +"Love--desperation--patience on a monument couldn't sit there +forever--heart ache--only one thing to save him." + +"Indeed! and what is that?" + +"He loves you, madam, passionately, devotedly, enormously--Petrarch, +Abelard, lukewarm lovers in comparison. Throws himself at your +feet--save him!--marry him quick! or you'll lose him!--say yes." + +"Sir, my father will communicate with you," said the lady, rising to +terminate the interview. + +"Dog and Thistle, Blackstone Street," said Jack, and bowed himself +away. + +The next day Jack and Bill were again seated together in a small room +at the Dog and Thistle, waiting the result of the obliging operations +of the former. In a few moments a waiter brought in a note, +superscribed John Withers, Esq. Jack tore it open, and read as +follows:-- + + "Sir,--In answer to your application yesterday, I am sorry + to return you an unfavorable reply; but the chirography of + the person you recommended, to say nothing of other + considerations, unfits him for the vacancy in question. + Having made inquiries with regard to yourself, and finding + that you are in circumstances which might render employment + acceptable, while your conduct proves that you have + sincerely repented of the follies of your early years, I + have concluded to request your acceptance of the office + yourself. If you accept the offer, please report yourself + to-morrow. + +"Yours, respectfully, +---- ----, +"Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts." + +"You're an impostor!" shouted Bliffins. "Is this your friendship?" + +"I can't help it," said Jack, ruefully. "I'm innocent--I did the best +I could for you." + +"How did he know any thing about my penmanship?" + +"I showed him this note," said the unhappy Jack, producing the +document. + +"That note? You've ruined me! Do you know what it was about?" + +"I'd forgotten." + +"Why, it was all about horseracing, pugilism, and cock fighting, you +jackass!" + +"Letter for Mr. Bliffins!" said the waiter, entering with another +epistle. Bliffins read it aloud. + + "Mr. William Bliffins. + + "Sir: In answer to application of your friend, yesterday, + for daughter's hand, have to reply for daughter, and say + that the honor is respectfully declined. Had you obtained + the office you applied for, might have treated with you. + Daughter requests me to say that she could not have done so + in any case. + +"Your ob't servant, +J. TREVOR." + + "P.S. Please hand the enclosed to Mr. Withers." + +The "enclosed" was an invitation to a grand ball given by the Trevors +on the ensuing night. + +After overwhelming his friend with anathemas, Bliffins rushed wildly +from the Dog and Thistle, and enlisted in the second dragoons. + +Jack Withers, who had never before looked out for number one, now +became so "obliging" as to take care of that neglected personage. He +became a praiseworthy clerk, and a steady man of business. He went to +the ball and polked himself into the good graces of Miss Juliet +Trevor. The old gentleman and lady smiled upon their loves, and in +due time he was united to the object of his affections, securing +thereby a handsome and amiable wife, and an independent fortune, which +she insisted on settling upon her husband on the wedding day. There is +no fear of Jack's relapsing into his old habits of extravagance; and +while he is still as popular as ever, he never neglects his own +affairs for those of other people. + + + + +THE SILVER HAMMER. + + +The sun was sinking in the west, and gilding with its slant beams a +pastoral landscape, as a young soldier, weary and footsore, slowly +toiled along a lonely road that ran parallel with the course of the +bright and winding Seine. A dusty foraging cap rested on his dark +locks, and his youthful form bent beneath the weight of a well-filled +knapsack. Pierre Lacour had served with honor in that glorious little +band of heroes, which, under the leadership of the youthful Bonaparte, +had crossed the snow-clad Alps, and fallen like an avalanche upon the +plains of Lombardy, sweeping before it the veteran troops of Austria, +and astonishing all Europe by unparalleled audacity and unexampled +success. Pierre had marched farther on that day than he had ever done +while following the colors of his regiment--but he was on his way +home, and he longed to see his mother, his fair young sister Maria, +and a lovely maiden, named Estelle, dearer to his heart than all +beside. They had news of his coming,--at least, Maria and his mother +had,--and he had sent them in advance, by a sure hand, a large amount +of money, his share of the spoils of battle honorably won--enough, in +short, to give a dowry to his sister, and enable him to demand the +reward of all his toils and dangers--the hand of his betrothed. + +His heart beat quick as he climbed the last vine-clad hill which +separated him from his native valley. A few steps more would bring him +to the summit, whence his eye would rest on the neat whitewashed +cottage, with its surrounding palings, and trim garden; and there, +perhaps, at the rustic gate, he should see the well-known figures of +his mother and sister. Far as he had travelled, he sprang up the +ascent with a buoyant step, and soon gained the eminence. The cottage +lay full in view, but though it was the usual hour for preparing the +evening meal, no blue smoke wreath curled upward from the chimney. A +vague presentiment of evil weighed upon his heart. Hastening to dispel +the dark and chilling fears that came thick upon him, he hurried down +the slope, and soon passed through the garden and stood within the +cottage. He called aloud--no voice responded to his cry. He rushed +into the little room, which served at once for kitchen and parlor. It +was empty--no fire burned upon the hearth. The humble furniture was in +strange disarray. The casement, which looked out upon the garden was +shattered. The walls and floor were charred and blackened with smoke, +as if the house had taken fire and been saved with difficulty. Pierre +sprang up stairs. In neither of the chambers could he find the loved +ones whom he sought--only the same scene of confusion and desolation. +Turning in dismay from the spectacle, he rushed out of the cottage to +make his way to the nearest neighbors, and inquire into this appalling +mystery. As he hurried along--his brain whirling, his footsteps +uncertain and unsteady--he stumbled against an aged man of venerable +appearance, who was coming in the opposite direction. The young +soldier halted, and touching his cap, begged pardon for his +involuntary rudeness. + +"My poor Pierre," said the old man, "I know too well the cause of your +forgetfulness." + +The soldier looked up and recognized the familiar and benevolent +features of the good priest of the village, his old tutor and pastor. + +"Father," he said, pointing to the cottage, "you have been there--you +know all--tell me--where are they?" + +The old man's eyes filled with tears, as he shook his head, and laid +his hand kindly on the young man's shoulder. + +"Pierre," said he, "you have read 'whom the Lord loveth he +chasteneth?'" + +The soldier bowed his head. + +"Pierre," exclaimed the good priest, "let us sit down on this bank. +You are a good and brave boy. You can face danger, and I have sought +to furnish you weapons to wage war against sorrow and trial." + +"You have been a father to me, sir," replied the young soldier, +complying with the invitation of his pastor, and taking a seat beside +him. "I will endeavor to listen calmly to all you have to communicate. +Where are my mother and sister?" + +"Pierre," said the old man, "arm yourself with all your fortitude. You +will never see your mother more till you meet her in that happier +world, where the wicked cease from troubling and the weary are at +rest." + +Pierre groaned deeply, and covering his face with his hands, rocked +his body to and fro as he burst into an agony of tears. The priest +sought not to interrupt him, but turned away his own weeping +countenance, for the anguish of the youth was too painful to +contemplate. + +At last the poor soldier looked up and spoke again: "What of my poor +sister?" + +"I know nothing," replied the priest; "she is gone whither, none can +tell. A great crime has been committed. By whom, none knows, save God +and the perpetrator thereof. You sent home a large sum of money to +your mother. She was so overjoyed at your good fortune, that she made +no secret of its reception, though I cautioned her against speaking of +it. A fortnight ago, the village was alarmed by the cry of fire. Your +cottage was seen to be in flames. The neighbors hastened thither and +extinguished the blaze. In the smoke and confusion it was not +perceived at first that murder, as well as incendiarism, had done its +foul work." The priest paused, overcome with agitation. + +"On! on!" shouted Pierre, "I can bear it all now!" + +"Your poor mother was the victim," continued the priest; "she lay on +the hearthstone dead and bleeding. Her bureau had been broken open and +rifled of its contents." + +"My sister! my sister!" cried the soldier. + +"She was gone. The whole surrounding country was searched, but nothing +was discovered." + +"Maria! Maria! could gold have tempted _you_? No! no!--dog that I am, +to suspect you! Misery has driven me mad!" cried the soldier, dashing +his hand against his forehead. + +"The whole dreadful crime," said the old priest, "is shrouded in a +mystery as appalling as death itself. But God does not permit such +deeds to slumber undetected or unavenged. Sooner or later they are +brought to light." + +"May I prove the instrument of detection!" said the soldier. "Some of +the coins that I sent my poor murdered mother were marked--I could +recognize them again. Father, you shall take me to my mother's grave. +One prayer there--one word with Estelle--and then I will go to Paris; +it is the resort of every criminal, and thence it sends forth its +crime-blackened ruffians to desecrate this fair earth with horror. +Come, father, come--my mother's grave--lead me there at once!" + + * * * * * + +Years passed away. Save by two or three persons, the crime which had +desecrated the hearthstone of a humble village home was forgotten in +those great historical events, of which Europe and France were then +the theatres. In those days of bloodshed and battle, of victory and +triumph, Pierre Lacour, who had commenced his military career as a +brave young soldier, might have risen to the highest honors, had he +followed the victorious eagles of his emperor. Why might not he rise +as well as Murat, Ney, Lannes, or a hundred others? The epaulets of a +colonel, nay, the baton of a marshal of France, were prizes within the +reach of the lowliest, provided he had the head to plan and the heart +to execute daring and chivalric deeds. But his heart no longer bounded +like a war horse to the charge of the trumpet and the roll of the +drum. He lived for one purpose--to discover the assassin of his mother +and the sister, of whom nothing had been heard since the dreadful +night of murder and conflagration. To facilitate his purposes, he had +procured himself to be enrolled in the unrivalled police force of +Fouche. That wily minister had no more able assistant under his +command, and none in that fraternity (of which many were miscreants, +who had purchased impunity for crime by selling the lives and +liberties of former accomplices and comrades) who could compare with +him for purity of life and elevation of motive. To punish evil for the +sake of society, was the aim of the young police officer. None more +untiring or intelligent than he in ferreting out the perpetrators of +deeds of violence. In the criminals whose arrest he effected, and +whose conviction he secured, he expected, constantly, to find some +cognizant of the offence which had thrown so black a shadow over his +life. He read with eager avidity the dying confessions of the +condemned. He caught eagerly every syllable that fell from the lips of +men, who, standing on the brink of eternity, seemed to be impressed +with the necessity of revealing truth. But for years his expectations +were baffled. + +At last, all Paris was thrown into commotion by the murder of a +Colonel Belleville, an officer who had served with distinction in the +grand army, and who was found dead, one morning, in a room at house +number 96 Rue La Harpe. The only mark of violence discovered by the +surgeons was a dark, purple spot, about the size of a five-franc +piece, on the left temple. The police were apprised that, on the +morning of the day before, a slight young man, with fair hair and +polished address, giving his name as Adolph Belmont, had hired the +room at number 96 Rue La Harpe, and paid a week's rent in advance. It +further appeared that, in the evening, just after the close of the +performances at the opera, this young man had come home in company +with an officer of the army. After the lapse of about an hour, the +young man, Belmont, left the house, telling the porter he should +return in a few minutes. But he never reappeared. About ten o'clock in +the morning, the porter went up to his room, and found the door +locked. He knocked and called, without receiving any answer. Looking +through the keyhole, he saw the feet and legs of a man, in military +boots and pantaloons, lying on the floor. Much alarmed and disturbed, +he sought out a commissary of police, and that functionary, breaking +open the door, discovered the body of Colonel Belleville. This tragedy +excited an unusual sensation. Even the emperor heard of it, and, from +his private purse provided a large sum of money to be paid as a reward +to the discoverer of the perpetrator of this fearful crime. + +Not many days after this occurrence, and while it yet remained +shrouded in mystery, another murder roused the excitable population of +Paris to a frenzy of anxiety and horror. An army commissary, named +Captain Eugene Descartes, was found dead in his lodgings, in the Rue +Richelieu, with the same fatal purple mark on the left temple. + +Yet a third murder was perpetrated in the Boulevard des Italiens. A +banker, named Monval, was, in this instance, the victim. His left +temple bore the fatal discoloration of the size of a five-franc piece; +but, although he had a large sum of money on his person, and wore a +costly watch and many valuable trinkets, and though articles of high +price abounded in his sumptuously-furnished apartment, not an article, +as his steward testified, was missing. + +On the morning of the announcement of this last crime in the Moniteur, +the minister of police received a summons from the emperor to attend +him. He found him in his private cabinet, pacing to and fro in high +excitement. His face was more colorless than ever, except that an +angry hectic spot burned upon each cheek. As the minister entered, the +emperor turned upon him, and exclaimed,-- + +"Fouche, what is the meaning of all this? Is this Paris, and are we +living in the nineteenth century? It appears that there is no security +for life in our capital. Mr. Fouche, if such crimes can be committed +with impunity, there is an end of all things; and if you cannot ferret +out the perpetrators of such atrocities as these, it is time for you +to vacate your position. I must appoint a new minister of police." + +"Sire," replied the minister, "how much time will you give me to +discover the assassin?" + +"One week," replied the emperor. + +"I thank your majesty," replied the minister, bowing. "In one week, +you shall have the assassin's head, or my resignation." + +"Good," said the emperor; "and to stimulate the activity of your +people, I hereby authorize you to offer a reward of twenty thousand +francs, for the detection of the assassin of the Rue La Harpe, the Rue +Richelieu, and the Boulevard, if it prove, as I imagine, that one +individual perpetrated these crimes, or five thousand francs each, if +there were three criminals. Good day, Mr. Fouche; let me have a report +of your doings without delay." + +The secret of Mr. Fouche's confident promise to detect the assassin +was the reliance he placed in the activity, daring, and intelligence +of Pierre Lacour. He sent for him, and related his conversation with +the emperor, enlarging on the munificent reward promised by Napoleon. + +"I am poor," said Lacour, "but higher motives than hopes of reward +stimulate me to perform this duty. Yet, should I be successful, a sum +of money like this would enable me to wed one, who, though I +voluntarily offered to release her from her engagement has loved me as +well in my misfortunes as in happier times. In one week, therefore, +Mr. Fouche, I will enable you to redeem your pledge to the emperor." + +Four days passed away, and yet the minister of police heard nothing +from Lacour. But the young man had not been inactive; and once or +twice he had obtained, what he considered, traces of the person +calling himself Belmont, the supposed assassin of the Rue la Harpe, +and, by presumption, of the other murders; but these traces led to no +result. + +Whether in search of diversion, or that a vague hope whispered to him +that he might obtain some intelligence by so doing, Lacour, on the +fifth night after his interview with the minister, went to a masked +ball at the grand opera house, in the costume of an officer of the +Fusilier Guard, which chance led him to select. Weary of the noise and +confusion, sad and discouraged, he had withdrawn from the crowded +circle of dancers, when some one touched him on the shoulder. + +"Captain Lassalle," said a sweet musical voice, "you are known, though +the uniform you wear is not that of your own corps." + +Lacour turned with the intention of correcting the mistake, when a +secret impulse restrained the disavowal. The person who addressed him +was a slight young man, fashionably dressed, with no other disguise +than a half-mask of black velvet, which did not conceal his light +hair. + +"I perceive you know me," said Lacour, favoring the mistake; "though +you have the advantage of me. I cannot possibly conjecture whom I am +addressing." + +The masked laughed lightly. + +"Perhaps it would be of no use for me to unmask," was the reply; "but +if I tell you I have something of importance to communicate to +you--something in reference to your application to the emperor for +preferment, you may be disposed to listen to me." + +"With all my heart." + +"I see you are tired of this noisy scene," said the mask, "and so in +faith am I. Besides, this is no place to talk of business. What say +you to a moonlight walk to my lodgings, in the Rue Montmartre? There +we can discuss our affairs over a glass of champagne." + +"I will willingly accompany you," said Lacour, "if you will give me a +few minutes to speak to a friend, with whom I had a previous +appointment." + +"Make haste, then," said the mask; "you will find me here for fifteen +minutes." + +Lacour hastened to the nearest post, and made himself known to the +commandant. + +"Quick!" said he, "I want a sergeant and a dozen _gens d'armes_. In +fifteen minutes I shall leave the opera house, in company with a young +man, for the Rue Montmartre. Let the squad follow us without appearing +to do so. Keep in the shadow of the houses. We shall enter a house. As +soon as the door has closed, demand instant admittance of the porter. +Let the sergeant follow hard upon my heels, and wait outside the door +of whatever room I enter. At a call from me, let him be ready to burst +in and secure the person with whom I am in company." + +As soon as he had given these directions, the police officer hastened +back to the opera house, where the mask was still awaiting him. Arm in +arm they left the hall, and chatting familiarly, entered the Rue +Montmartre, and soon arrived at an old house of seven stories, to +which they were admitted by the porter. Lacour's heart beat as he +accompanied his guide, in the dark, up three pairs of stairs--but +before he had reached the head of the third flight, he heard the +street door open and shut below, and knew that the sergeant had obeyed +his directions, and that help was at hand in case his suspicions +proved true. + +The mask opened the door of a room, and ushered in his guest. It was a +small, boudoir-like apartment, and exquisitely furnished. Silken +hangings fell over gold arrows, from the ceiling to the floor. +Tapestry carpets, soft as velvet, covered the floor. Rich ottomans, +superb mirrors, marble tables, and pictures, were crowded together. A +soft light was diffused through the apartment by an alabaster +shade-lamp. An intoxicating perfume loaded the atmosphere, and even +oppressed the senses. Lacour, as he sank upon the sofa, felt overcome +by a strange languor. The mask sat close beside him. + +"Captain," said the mask, in a musical, insinuating voice, "have you +ever loved?" + +"Before I answer this question," replied Lacour, "I must first know +what prompts you thus to catechize me." + +"Because," replied the unknown, "I have deceived you--because I am a +woman--one who has long known and loved you, till an uncontrollable +desire to make this confession has compelled her to a step that you +will blame, and, perhaps, despise her for." + +Lacour was puzzled, and remained silent for a few moments. + +"I see," said the mask, with a sigh, "you despise me for my very +boldness. Yet, I am a lady of rank and reputation, and my affection +for you is as pure as that of maiden can be." + +"Fair lady," said Lacour, "if such you be indeed, you must permit me +to request you to remove that envious mask." + +"It may not be," replied the stranger, with a laugh. "Ask that, or +presume to remove this shield, and I vanish like a fairy or a phantom. +But if you promise to be very obedient, I may give you hopes of +disclosing my face--perhaps my name--at our next interview. But in +reward for your submission to my behest, I will allow you, like a +benignant sovereign, to do homage to my ungloved hand." + +She withdrew her kid glove, and presented, playfully, a hand so white, +so delicately veined, and small, that Lacour could no longer doubt +that he was addressing a lady. He raised the hand respectfully to his +lips. But he felt now that his suspicions were groundless, and that he +did wrong in deceiving a person, who, however romantic and +unjustifiable her behavior might seem, was still one entitled to +respect and honor. But as he was framing an apology for taking +advantage of her mistaking him, the stranger suddenly sprang upon him +like a tigress. The delicate hand he had just kissed now compressed +his throat like an iron vice; the other suddenly brandished in the air +a small _silver hammer_, while a fierce voice hissed in his ear, +"Lassalle! your hour has come! Belleville, Descartes, and Monval, have +gone before you to answer for their crimes. You are the fourth, and +last. Die, villain!" + +But Lacour struggled free, and shouted for help. The door fell with a +crash; the soldiers poured in, and the female assassin was secured and +disarmed. Eager to unravel the mystery, the police officer tore the +mask from the face of the unknown, and recognized in the wild and +inflamed features of the assassin of the Rue La Harpe, the Rue +Richelieu, and the Boulevard des Italiens, his sister, Maria Lacour! + + * * * * * + +But Maria Lacour died not on the scaffold. She was saved from that +doom by unquestionable proofs of insanity. Her sad story was learned +afterwards from various sources, and corroborated, in the most +important particulars, by Captain Lassalle, who was arrested for a +criminal offence shortly after the above incident, and made a full +confession of his guilt. It appeared, then, that the house of the +widow Lacour, a short time before the opening of our story, had been +broken into by four villains, named Belleville, Descartes, Monval, and +Lassalle. They were all men of bad habits, and urgently necessitous, +but yet of decent education and family. Hearing a noise in the +kitchen, Maria descended only in time to witness the death pangs of +the mother. The three first-named ruffians, demons who had murdered to +rob, wished to destroy this witness of their guilt, but the fourth +interceded, and her life was spared. But the horror of the deed +overthrew her reason. She fled from the house that night a maniac; +whither she wandered, how she was cared for, for a long time was and +must ever remain a mystery. She finally, it seems, became in a degree +tranquillized, found her way to Paris, and there she supported herself +by her extraordinary skill as an embroideress. + +But it was conjectured that her memory of early events had gone. The +casual sight of one of the assassins, all of whom had prospered and +risen in the world, revived the recollection of that one fearful night +of horror, and with it came to her disordered brain the thirst of +vengeance. It did not appear that for a moment she had dreamed of +appealing to the interposition of the law. To execute a summary +vengeance, personally, was her terrible resolve. With a cunning that +often supplies the loss of reason with the insane, she contrived +snares, into which three of the assassins fell, and, with the singular +implement her fancy had suggested, was the means of their death. +Chance led to the failure of her plan for punishing the last of the +assassins, Lassalle, and to her discovery by her brother. + +Immediately after her arrest and examination, on proof of the +condition of her mind, she was conveyed to a private asylum, and +carefully attended to. Fortunately, her madness here assumed a happier +phase. She took great pleasure in seeing her brother, and appeared to +have forgotten that her mother was no more, asking him every day how +soon their mother would come and take her back to the country. But the +trials she had undergone had undermined her health. She sank very +rapidly, and soon breathed her last. + +Lacour only remained long enough in the service of the police to +effect the arrest, and witness the condemnation of Lassalle, the last +of the four assassins, who escaped the silver hammer of the maniac +girl, to die by the hand of the executioner. + +The sorrows he had experienced would have blighted the heart and +sapped the life of Pierre Lacour, but for the love of one who had +proved true to him through all his trials. Some months after the death +of his sister, he married his faithful Estelle, and retired to a small +and well-stocked farm, for which he was indebted to the generosity of +the emperor; and he lived long enough, if not to forget his sorrows, +at least to find consolation in the bosom of his family. + + + + +THE CHRIST CHURCH CHIMES. + + +It was a cold winter evening. The chill blast came sweeping from the +chain of hills that guard our city on the north, laden with the cold +breath of a thousand leagues of ice and snow. There was a sharp, polar +glitter in the myriad stars that wheeled on their appointed course +through the dark blue heaven, in whose expanse no single cloud was +visible. Howling through the icy streets came the strong, wild north +wind, tearing in its fierce frenzy the sailcloth awnings into tatters, +swinging the public-house signs, and shaking the window shutters, like +a bold burglar bent on the perpetration of crime. Then onward, onward +it sped over the dark steel-colored bay, and out to the wild, wide, +open sea, to do battle with the sails of the stanch barks that were +struggling towards a haven. + +But within, the good people of Boston were stoutly waging battle +against the common enemy on this bitter Christmas eve. In some of the +old-fashioned houses at the North End, inhabited by old-fashioned +people, the ruddy light that streamed through the parlor windows on +the street announced that huge fires of oak and hickory were blazing +on the ample hearths. But in far the greater number of dwellings, the +less genial, but more powerful anthracite was contending with the +wintry elements. + +In an upper room of an old, crazy, wooden house, a poor woman, thinly +clad, sat sewing beside a rusty, sheet-iron stove, poorly supplied +with chips. She had been once eminently handsome, and but for the +wanness and hollowness of her face, would have appeared so still. + +Two little boys, of eight and nine years of age, were warming +themselves, or seeking to warm themselves, at the stove, before +retiring to their little bed in a small room adjoining. + +"Isn't this nice, mother?" said the younger, a bright, black-eyed boy. +"Didn't I get a nice lot of chips to-day?" + +"Yes, dearest, you are always a good and industrious boy," said the +mother, snatching a moment from her work to imprint a kiss upon his +forehead. + +"Poor pa' will have a nice fire to warm him when he comes home," said +the elder boy. + +At this allusion to the child's father, the mother burst into tears. +The countenances of both the children fell. They knew too well the +cause of their mother's bitter sorrow--the same cause had blighted +their own young hearts and clouded their innocent lives--their father +was a drunkard! Hence it was that, bright and intelligent as they +were, they could not go to school--they were too ragged for that--and +their time was required on the wharves to pick up fuel and such scraps +of provision as are scattered from the sheaves of the prosperous and +prodigal. For this reason, too, the mother had carefully forborne to +remind the children that this was Christmas eve. But they knew it too +well, and they contrasted its gloominess and sorrow with the +well-remembered anniversaries when this was a season of delight--the +eve of promised pleasures, of feasts, of dances, and of presents. With +this thought in their hearts they silently kissed their mother, and +retired to their little bed, committing themselves to "Our Father who +art in heaven," while the poor mother toiled on, listening with dread +for the returning footsteps of her husband. + +The husband and father, whose return was thus dreaded, had worked late +at night in the shop of the carpenter who had given him temporary +employment, and who was to pay him this evening. Five or six dollars +were coming to him, more than he had earned honestly for a long while, +and his hand shook with eagerness as his employer counted out his +wages. As he put on his hat to leave the shop, he observed his +fellow-workmen, who were all sober and steady men, eying him with sad, +inquiring looks; he almost ran out of the shop. + +"I know what they mean," he said to himself. "But what is it to them +how I spend my money--the prying busy-bodies! I'm not a slave--I have +a right to do what I please with my own. Whew! how cutting the wind +is! A glass or two of hot whiskey toddy will be just the thing!" + +Without one thought of his toiling wife and neglected children, the +poor, infatuated man hastened towards a grocery with the intention of +slaking his morbid thirst. At the moment his foot was on the +threshold, out from the belfry of Christ Church, ringing clear in the +frosty air, streamed a tide of sweet and solemn music. Simple, yet +touching, was the melody of those sacred bells, chiming forth the +advent of the blessed Christmas time. And as the song of the bells +fell upon his ear, it awakened in the drunkard a thousand memories of +happier, because better days. The comfortable dwelling, the quiet, +neat parlor, with its Christmas dressings, the sweet face of his wife, +the merry laugh of his bright-eyed children--all flashed back vividly +upon his mind. He recked not of the bitter blast--he forgot his late +purpose--he could wish those sweet bells to play on forever. But they +ceased. + +"It was a voice from heaven!" said the man, as the tears rolled down +his cheeks. "Surely God has blessed those Christ Church chimes. I'll +never more drink one drop. This money shall go to my family, every +cent of it. It is not too late yet to buy provision for to-morrow, and +some comfortable things for the children." + +It was late that night when the watching wife heard the step of her +husband on the staircase. It was as slow and heavy as usual; but how +relieved, how astonished, how grateful she felt, when the door opened, +and he came in, happy, sober, bearing a huge basket filled with +provisions, and threw down a parcel containing stockings, comforters, +and mittens for the children, not forgetting some simple Christmas +wreaths, and some of those condiments which children love. + +The next day was a happy one indeed for the mother and the little +boys--a merry Christmas that reminded them of old times, and gave them +assurance of a happy future. May we not hope that the effect we have +attributed to the Christ Church chimes is not a solitary instance of +the power of music? + + + + +THE POLISH SLAVE. + + +Gayly opened the bright summer morning on the gray feudal turrets of +Castle Tekeli, the residence of the old Count Alexis Tekeli, that +crowned a rocky eminence, and was embosomed in the deep secular +forests of Lithuania. The court yard was a scene of joyous noise and +gay confusion; for the whole household was mustering for the chase. +Half a dozen horses, gaily caparisoned, were neighing, snorting, and +pawing the ground with hot impatience; a pack of stanch hounds, with +difficulty restrained by the huntsmen, mingled their voices with the +neighing of the steeds, while the slaves and relatives of the family +were all busy in preparation for the day's sport. + +Count Alexis was the first in the saddle; aged, but hale and vigorous, +he was alert and active as a young man of five-and-twenty. + +"Where are my daughters?" he exclaimed, impatiently, as he drew on his +buff gantlets. "The sun is mounting apace, and we should not lose the +best portion of the day." + +As if in reply to his question, a tall, dark-haired girl, of elegant +figure and stately bearing, appeared by his side, and with the +assistance of a groom, mounted her prancing gray palfrey. + +"This is well, Anna," said the count. "But where is Eudocia? She must +not keep us waiting." + +"Eudocia declines to be of our party, father," replied the girl. + +"Pshaw!" said the old man; "she will never have your color in her +cheeks, if she persist in moping in her chamber, reading old legends +and missals, and the rhymes of worthless minnesingers. But let her go; +I have one daughter who can live with the hunt, and see the boar at +bay without flinching. Sound, bugle, and forward!" + +Amid the ringing of silver curb chains, the baying of hounds, and the +enlivening notes of the bugle, the cavalcade and the train of footmen +swept out of the court yard, and descending the winding path, plunged +into the heart of the primeval forest. The dogs and the beaters darted +into the thick copsewood, and soon the shouts of the huntsmen and the +fierce bay of the dogs announced that a wild boar had been found and +started. On dashed the merry company, Count Alexis leading on the +spur. The lady Anna soon found herself alone, but she pressed her +palfrey in the direction of the sounds of the chase as they receded in +the distance. Suddenly she found herself in a small clearing, and drew +her rein to rest her panting steed. She had not remained long in her +position, when she heard, opposite to her, a crashing among the +branches, and the next moment a huge wild boar, maddened with pursuit, +and foaming with rage, broke into the opening and sprang directly +towards her. Her horse, terrified at the apparition, reared so +suddenly that he fell backwards, throwing his rider heavily, and +narrowly missing crushing her. Springing to his feet, he dashed wildly +away with flying mane and rein, while the lady lay at the mercy of the +infuriated animal, faint and incapable of exertion. + +At that critical moment, a young man, in the livery of the count, +dashed before the prostrate form of the lady, and dropping on one +knee, levelled his short spear, and sternly received the charge of the +boar. Though the weapon was well directed, it shivered in the grasp of +the young huntsman; and though he drew his short sword with the +rapidity of thought, the boar was upon him. The struggle was short and +fierce, and the young huntsman succeeded in slaying the monster, but +not until he had received a severe wound in the arm from the tusks of +the boar. Heedless of his sufferings, however, he ran to a neighboring +rivulet, and filling his cap with water, returned and sprinkled the +face of the fainting girl. In a few moments she revived. + +Her first words, uttered with a trembling voice, were,-- + +"Where--where is the wild boar?" + +"There, lady," said the huntsman, pointing to the grizzly monster. +"His career is ended." + +"And it is you who have saved my life," exclaimed Anna, with a +grateful smile. + +"I did my duty, lady," answered the huntsman. + +"But who are you, sir? Let me, at least, know your name that I may +remember you in my prayers." + +"My name is Michael Erlitz; though your eyes, lady, may never have +dwelt on one so lowly as myself, I am ever in your father's train when +he goes to the chase. I am Count Tekeli's _slave_," he added, casting +his eyes on the ground. + +"A slave? and so brave--so handsome!" thought the lady Anna; but she +gave no utterance to the thought. + +At this moment the count rode up, followed by two or three of his +retainers, and throwing himself from his horse, clasped his daughter +in his arms. + +"My child, my child!" he exclaimed; "thank God, you are alive! I saw +your horse dash past me riderless, and flew to your assistance. But +there is blood upon your dress." + +"It is my blood!" said the slave, calmly. + +"Yours, Michael?" cried the count, looking round him. "Now I see it +all--the dead boar, the broken spear, your bleeding arm. You saved my +daughter's life at the risk of your own!" + +"The life of a slave belongs to his master and his master's family," +answered Michael, calmly. "Of what value is the existence of a serf? +He belongs not to himself. He is of no more account than a horse or a +hound." + +"Say not so," said Count Alexis, warmly. "Michael, you are a slave no +longer. I will directly make out your manumission papers. In the mean +time you shall do no menial service; you shall sit at my board, if you +will; and be my friend, if you will accept my friendship." + +The eagle eye of the young huntsman kindled with rapture. He essayed +to speak, but the words died upon his tongue. Falling on his knees, he +seized the count's hand, and pressed it to his lips and heart. Tekeli +raised him from his humble posture. + +"Michael," said he, "henceforth kneel only to your Maker. And now to +the castle; your hurt needs care." + +"Willingly," said the young man, "would I shed the best blood in my +body to obtain my freedom." + +"Ho, there!" said the count to his squire; "dismount, and let Michael +have your horse; and bring after us Michael's dearly-earned hunting +trophy. He has eclipsed us all to-day." + +Michael was soon in the saddle, riding next to the lady Anna, who, +from time to time, turned her countenance, beaming with gratitude, +upon him, and addressed him words of encouragement and kindness; for +her proud and imperious nature was entirely subdued and changed, for +the time, by the service he had rendered her. + +When the cavalcade reached the castle, they found the lady Eudocia, +the count's eldest daughter, waiting to receive them. She heard the +recital of the morning's adventure with deep interest; but a keen +observer would have noticed that she seemed less moved by the +recollection of her sister's danger, than by the present condition of +the wounded huntsman. It was to her care that he was committed, as she +was skilled in the healing art, having inherited the knowledge from +her mother. She compelled Michael to give up all active employment, +and, in the course of a few weeks, succeeded in effecting a complete +restoration of the wounded arm. + +Count Tekeli treated the young man with the kindness of a father, +losing all his aristocratic prejudices in a generous sense of +gratitude. Splendidly attired, promised an honorable career in arms, +if he chose to adopt the military profession, his whole future changed +by a fortunate accident, Michael was happy in the intimacy of the two +sisters. He now dared to aspire to the hand of her whom he had saved, +and whom he loved with all the intensity of a passionate nature. Thus +weeks and months rolled on like minutes, and he only awaited the +delivery of his manumission papers to join the banner of his +sovereign. + +One day--an eventful day, indeed, for him--he received from Eudocia, +the elder sister, a message, inviting him to meet her in a summer +house that stood in a small garden connected with the castle. Punctual +to the hour named, he presented himself before her. + +"Michael," said she, extending her hand to him, "I sent for you to +tell you a secret." + +Her voice was so tremulous and broken, that the young man gazed +earnestly into her face, and saw that she had been weeping, and now +with difficulty suppressed her tears. + +"Nay," said she, smiling feebly; "it will not be a secret long, for I +must tell it to my father as soon as he returns from court with the +royal endorsement to your manumission. I am going to leave you all." + +"To leave us, lady?" + +"Yes; I am going to take the veil." + +"You, so beautiful, so young! It cannot be." + +"Alas! youth, beauty, are insufficient to secure happiness. The world +may be a lonely place, even to the young and beautiful; the cloister +is a still and sacred haven on the road to a better world." + +"And what has induced you to take this step? I have not noticed +hitherto any trace of sorrow or weariness in your countenance." + +"You were studying a brighter page--the fair face of my sister. Start +not, Michael; I have divined your secret. She loves you, Michael; she +loves you with her whole soul. You will wed her and be happy; while +I----" She turned away her face to conceal her tears. + +The young man heard only the blissful prediction that concerned +himself; he noted not the pangs of her who uttered it. + +"Dearest lady!" he exclaimed, "you have rendered me the happiest of +men;" and dropping on his knees, he seized her hand and covered it +with kisses. + +"Hark!" said Eudocia, in alarm; "footsteps! We are surprised; I must +not be seen here!" and with these words she fled. + +Michael sprang to his feet. Before him stood the younger daughter of +Count Alexis, her eyes flashing fire, her whole frame quivering with +passion. He advanced and took her hand, but she flung it from him +fiercely. + +"Slave!" she exclaimed, "dare you pollute with your vile touch the +hand of a high-born dame--the daughter of your master?" + +"Anna, what means this passion?" cried Michael, in astonishment. + +"Silence, slave!" cried the imperious woman. "What ho, there!" she +added, stamping her foot; "who waits?" + +Half a dozen menials sprang to her call. + +"Take me this slave to the court yard!" she cried vehemently; "he has +been guilty of misbehavior. Let him taste the knout; and woe be to you +if you spare him. Away with him! Rid me of his hateful presence!" + +While Michael was subjected to this hateful punishment, the vindictive +girl, still burning with passion, sought her sister. What passed +between them may be conjectured from what follows. + +Michael, released from the hands of the menials, stood, with swelling +heart and burning brow, in one of the lofty apartments of the castle. +He had felt no pain from the lash, but the ignominy of the punishment +burned in his very soul, consuming the image that had been in his +inner heart for years. The scales had fallen from his eyes, and he now +beheld the younger daughter of the count in all the deformity of her +moral nature--proud, imperious, passionate, and cruel. + +A door opened--a female, with dishevelled hair, and a countenance of +agony, rushed forward and threw herself at his feet, embracing his +knees convulsively. It was Anna! + +"O Michael!" she cried, "forgive me, forgive me! I shall never forgive +myself for the pain I inflicted upon you." + +"I have suffered no pain," replied Michael, coldly. "Or if I did, it +is the duty of a slave to suffer pain. You reminded me this morning +that I was still a slave." + +"No, no! It is _I_ that am _your_ slave!" cried the lady. "Your +slave--body and soul. Behold! I kiss your feet in token of submission, +my lord and master! Michael, I love you--I adore you! I would follow +you barefoot to the end of the world. Let me kiss your burning wounds; +and O, forgive--forgive me!" + +Michael raised her to her feet, and gazed steadily in her countenance. + +"Lady," said he, "I loved you years ago, when, as a boy, I was only +permitted to gaze on you, as we gaze upon the stars, that we may +worship, but never possess. It was this high adoration that refined +and ennobled my nature; that, in the mire of thraldom, taught me to +aspire--taught me that, though a slave, I was yet a man. Through your +silent influence, I was enabled to refine my manners, to cultivate my +mind, and to fit myself for the freedom which bounteous Heaven had in +store for me." + +"Yes, yes!" replied Anna. "You have made yourself all that can render +a woman happy. There is not a noble in the land who can boast of +accomplishments like yours; and you are beautiful as a virgin's dream +of angels." + +"These are flattering _words_, lady." + +"They come from the heart, Michael." + +"You have told me what I am, lady. Now hear what I require in the +woman I would wed. She must be beautiful, for beauty should ever mate +with beauty; high born, for the lowly of birth are aspiring, and never +wed their equals; yet above all, gentle, womanly, kind, forgiving, +affectionate. No unsexed Semiramis or Zenobia for me." + +"I will make myself all that you desire, Michael." + +"We cannot change our natures," replied Michael, coldly. + +"But you will forgive me?" + +"I am not now in a condition to answer you. Smarting with indignation +I can ill suppress, I cannot command the calmness requisite to reply +in fit terms to the generous confidence of a high-born lady. Retire to +your apartment, lady, for your father is expected momently, and I must +see him first alone." + +Anna kissed the hand of the slave, and retired slowly. A few moments +afterwards the gallop of a horse was heard entering the court yard, +and this sound was followed by the appearance of Count Alexis, who +threw himself into the arms of Michael, and pressed him to his heart. + +"Joy, joy, Michael!" he exclaimed. "You are now free--as free as air! +Here are the documents; my slave no longer--my friend always. And as +soon as you choose to join the service, you can lead a troop of the +royal cavaliers." + +Michael poured out his thanks to his generous master. + +"And now," said the count, "to touch upon a matter nearer still to my +heart. Since the adventure in the forest, I have loved you as a son. +To make you such in reality would be to crown my old age with +happiness. My daughters are acknowledged to be beautiful, fitting +mates for the proudest of the land. I offer you the hand of her you +can love the best; make your election, and I doubt not her heart will +second my wishes and yours." + +"My noble friend," said Michael, "I accept your offer gratefully. You +have made me the happiest of men. You will pardon me, I know, when I +confess that I have dared to raise my eyes to one of your daughters. +Without your consent the secret should have been hidden forever in my +own heart, even had it consumed it." + +Count Tekeli shook the hand of the young man warmly, and then summoned +his two daughters. They obeyed promptly. Both were agitated, and bent +their eyes upon the floor. + +"Count Tekeli," said Michael, speaking in a calm, clear voice, "I have +a word to say to this your younger daughter, the lady Anna." + +As her name was uttered, the young girl raised her eyes, inquiringly, +to the face of the speaker. + +"Lady, but now," said Michael, "you solicited my forgiveness on your +knees." + +"What!" cried the count, the blood mounting to his temples; "a +daughter of mine solicit on her knees forgiveness of one so late my +more than vassal--my slave! What is the meaning of this?" + +"It means," cried Michael, kindling as he spoke, "that this morning, +during your absence, count,--nay, a half hour before your return, +this, your younger daughter, in a moment of ill-founded jealousy and +rage, usurping your virtual rights,--rights you had yourself +annulled,--doomed me to the knout!--yea, had me scourged by menials in +the court yard of your castle!" + +"How," cried the count, addressing his daughter, "dared you commit +this infamy on the person of my friend--the savior of your life?" + +"I did, I did!" cried Anna, wringing her hands. + +"And you asked me to forgive you," said Michael. "You offered me your +hand, and begged me to accept it. My answer is, Never, never, never! +The moment you laid the bloody scourge upon my back, you lost your +hold upon my heart forever! I were less than a man could I forgive +this outrage on my manhood. I saved your life--you repaid it with the +lash. It is not the lash that wounds, it is the shame. The one eats +into the living flesh, the other into the living heart. Were you ten +times more lovely than you are, you would ever be a monster in my +eyes." + +The tears that coursed freely down the cheeks of the lady Anna ceased +to fall as Michael ceased to speak. A deep red flush mounted to her +temples, and her eyes, so lately humid, shot forth glances like those +of an angry tigress. She turned to the count. + +"Father," said she, "will you permit a base-born slave to use such +language to your daughter?" + +"Silence!" said the old man. "His heart is nobler than yours. More +measured terms could not have passed his lips. I should have despised +him had he felt and said less. Get thee to thy chamber, and in +penitence and prayer relieve thy conscience of the sin thou hast +committed." + +The lady Anna retired from the apartment with a haughty air and +measured step. + +"Lady," said Michael, approaching Eudocia, "between your sister and +myself there is a gulf impassable. If ever I can forgive her, it must +be when those sweet and tender eyes, that speak a heart all steeped in +gentleness and love, have smiled upon my hopes, and made me at peace +with all the world. Dearest Eudocia, will you accept the devotion of +my heart and life?" + +He took her hand; it trembled in his grasp, but was not withdrawn. She +struggled for composure a moment, and then, resting her head upon his +shoulder, wept for joy. + +The nuptials of Michael and Eudocia were soon celebrated. A brilliant +assemblage graced the old castle on the occasion; but long before the +solemnization, the count's younger daughter had fled to a convent to +conceal her anger and despair. + + + + +OBEYING ORDERS. + + +The "oldest inhabitant" perfectly remembers the Widow Trotter, who +used, many years ago, to inhabit a small wooden house away down in +Hanover Street, in somewhat close proximity to Salutation Alley. Well, +this widow was blessed with a son, who, like Goldsmith, and many other +men distinguished in after life, was the dunce of his class. Numerous +were the floggings which his stupidity brought upon him, and the road +to knowledge was with him truly a "wale of tears." + +One day he came home, as usual, with red eyes and hands. + +"O, you blockhead!" screamed his mother,--she was a bit of a virago, +Mrs. Trotter was,--"you've ben gettin' another lickin', I know." + +"O, yes," replied young Mr. Trotter; "that's one uv the reg'lar +exercises--lickin' me. 'Arter I've licked Trotter,' sez the master, +'I'll hear the 'rithmetic class.' But, mother, to change the subject, +as the criminal said, when he found the judge was getting personal, is +there enny arrand I can do for you?" + +"Yes," grumbled the widow; "only you're so eternal slow about every +thing you undertake--go get a pitcher of water, and be four years +about it, will ye?" + +Bob Trotter took the pitcher, and wended his way in the direction of +the street pump; but he hadn't got far when he encountered his +friend, Joe Buffer, the mate of a vessel, issuing from his house, +dragging a heavy sea chest after him. + +"Come Bob," said Joe, "bear a hand, and help us down to Long Wharf +with this." + +"Well, so I would," answered Bob, "only you see mother sent me arter a +pitcher o' water." + +"What do you care about your mother--she don't care for you? Come +along." + +"Well," said Bob, "first let me hide the pitcher where I can find it +again." + +With these words he stowed away his earthenware under a flight of +stone steps, and accompanied his friend aboard his ship. The pilot was +urging the captain to cast off, and take advantage of the tide and +wind, but the latter was awaiting the arrival of a boy who had shipped +the day before, wishing no good to his eyes for the delay he had +occasioned. + +At last he turned to Bob, and said,-- + +"What do you say, youngster, to shipping with me? I'll treat you well, +and give you ten dollars a month." + +"I should like to go," said Bob, hesitatingly. "But my mother----" + +"Hang your mother!" interrupted the captain. "She'll be glad to get +rid of you. Come--will you go?" + +"I hain't got no clothes." + +"Here's a chestfull. That other chap was just your size; they'll fit +you to a T." + +"I'll go." + +"Cast off that line there!" shouted the captain; and the ship fell off +with the tide, and was soon standing down the bay with a fair wind, +and every stitch of canvas set. She was bound for the northwest coast, +_via_ Canton, and back again, which was then called the "double +voyage," and usually occupied about four years. + +In the mean while, the non-appearance of Bob seriously alarmed his +mother. A night passed, and the town crier was called into requisition +a week, when she gave him up, had a note read for her in meeting, and +went into mourning. + +Just four years after these occurrences the ship returned to port, and +Bob and his friend were paid off. The wages of the widow's son +amounted to just four hundred and eighty dollars, and he found, on +squaring his accounts with the captain, that his advances had amounted +to the odd tens, and four hundred dollars clear were the fruits of his +long cruise. + +As he walked in the direction of his mother's house, in company with +Joe, he scanned with a curious eye the houses, the shops, and the +people that he passed. Nothing appeared changed; the same signs +indicated an unchanging hospitality on the part of the same landlords, +the same lumpers were standing at the same corners--it seemed as if he +had been gone only a day. With the old sights and sounds, Bob's old +feelings revived, and he almost dreaded to see, debouching from some +alley, a detachment of boys sent by his ancient enemy, the +schoolmaster, to know why he had been playing truant, and to carry him +back to receive the customary walloping. + +When he was quite near home, he said,-- + +"Joe, I wonder if any body's found that old pitcher." + +He stooped down, thrust his arm under the stone steps, and withdrew +the identical piece of earthenware he had deposited there just four +years ago. + +Having rinsed and filled it at the pump, he walked into his mother's +house, and found her seated in her accustomed arm chair. She looked +at him for a minute, recognized him, screamed, and exclaimed,-- + +"Why, Bob! where _have_ you been? What have you been doing?" + +"Gettin' that pitcher o' water," answered Bob, setting it upon the +table. "I always obey orders--you told me to be four years about it, +and I was." + + + + +THE DEACON'S HORSE. + + +As you turn a corner of the road, passing the base of a huge hill of +granite all overgrown with ivy and scrub oak, the deacon's house comes +full in sight. It is a quaint old edifice of wood, whose architecture +proclaims it as belonging to the ante-revolutionary period. Innocent +of paint, its dingy shingles and moss-grown roof assimilated with the +gray tint of the old stone fences and the granite boulders that rise +from the surrounding pasture land. The upper story projects over the +lower one, and in the huge double door that gives entrance to the hall +there are traces of Indian bullets and tomahawks, reminiscences of +that period when it was used as a blockhouse and served as a fortalice +to protect the inhabitants of the surrounding district, who fled +hither for protection from the vengeful steel and lead of the +aborigines. On one side of the mansion is an extensive apple orchard +of great antiquity, through which runs a living stream, whose babble +in the summer solstice, mingled with the hum of insects, is the most +refreshing sound to which the ear can listen. On the other side is one +of those old-fashioned wells, whose "old oaken bucket" rises to the +action of a "sweep." Two immemorial elm trees, in a green old age, +shadow the trim shaven lawn in front. Opposite the house, on the other +side of the road, is a vast barn, whose open doors, in the latter part +of July, afford a glimpse of a compact mass of English hay, destined +for the sustenance of the cattle in the dreary months of winter. We +must not forget the huge wood pile, suggestive of a cheerful fireside +in the long winter evenings. + +But where is the deacon's horse? Last year, and for the past twenty +years preceding, you could hardly pass of a summer evening, without +noticing an old gray quietly feeding by the roadside, lazily brushing +off, with his long switch tail, the hungry flies that fastened on his +flanks. The landscape is nothing without the old horse. The deacon +reared him on the homestead. When a yearling he used to come regularly +to the back door and there receive crusts of bread, crumbs of cake, +and other delicacies, the free gifts of the children to their pet. He +was the most wonderful colt that ever was--as docile as the house dog. +When stray poultry trespassed on the grounds, he would lay his little +ears back, and putting his nose close to the ground, curling up his +lips and showing his white teeth, drive the marauders from the +premises with such a "scare," that they would refrain from their +incursions for a week to come. But he was incapable of injuring a +living thing. + +When old enough for use, he submitted to the discipline of bit and +bridle without a single opposing effort. And what a fine figure he +made in harness! How smartly he trotted off to church carrying the +whole family behind him in a Dearborn wagon! How proud was his +carriage when he bore the deacon on his back! + +The old man once made a long journey on horseback, to visit a brother +who lived in the northern part of New England. A great portion of the +way there was only a bridle path to follow through the woods, and this +was frequently obstructed by fallen trees. When the impediment was +merely a bare trunk, the gallant gray cleared it gayly at a flying +leap; when the tree was encumbered with branches, he clambered over +it like a wild cat. Once the deacon was obliged to dismount, and crawl +on his hands and knees through the dense branches; the sagacious horse +imitated his example, and worked his way through like a panther. + +But age came upon the good gray. His sight began to fail--his knees to +falter. His teeth were entirely worn away. + +After a bitter struggle the deacon concluded to replace him by a +younger horse. Life had become a burden to the old family servant, of +which it was a mercy to relieve him. Yet, even then, the deacon was +reluctant to give a positive order for his execution. + +One day he called his eldest son to him. + +"Abijah," said he, "I'm going over to W., to get that colt I was +speaking about. While I am gone I want you to _dispose_ of the poor +old gray. I shouldn't like to sell him to any body that would abuse +him." + +He could say no more--but Abijah understood him. When his father had +gone, he went into the meadow, and dug a deep pit, beside which he +placed the sods at first removed by the spade. He then carefully +loaded his rifle and called to the old gray. The poor animal, who was +accustomed to obey the voice of every member of the family, feebly +neighed and tottered to the brink of the pit. The young man threw a +handkerchief over the horse's eyes, and placing the muzzle of the +rifle to his ear, fired. The poor old horse fell, without a groan, +into the grave which had been prepared for him. With streaming eyes, +Abijah threw the earth over the remains of his playmate, and then +carefully replaced the sod. + +When the deacon returned with his fine new horse, he manifested no +elation at his purchase, nor, though he perceived that the stall was +empty, did he trust himself to make any inquiries respecting the old +gray. Only the family noticed, that in the course of the afternoon, in +wandering through the meadow, he came upon the new-made grave, and +though the sods had been carefully replaced, he evidently noticed +traces of the spade, and suspected the cause, for he tried the soil +with his foot, and was also observed to pass the back of his hand +across his eyes. But he never alluded to his old servant. + +If there be men who can smile at the grief of a family for the loss of +an animal who has been long endeared to them by service and +association, be assured that their hearts are not in the right place; +and that they are individuals who would exhibit a like callousness to +the loss of human friends. + + + + +THE CONTRABANDISTA. + +A TALE OF THE PACIFIC COAST. + + +Night was setting in--a clear, starlight night--as a small armed brig +was working her way into a little bay upon the western coast of +Mexico. She was a trim-built craft, and not too deeply laden to +conceal the symmetry of her dark and exquisitely-modelled hull. The +cleanness of her run, the elegance of her lines, the rake of her +slender masts, and the cut of her sails, showed her, at a glance, to +be a Baltimore-built clipper--at the time of which we speak--some +years ago--the fastest thing upon the ocean. She was working to +windward against a light breeze, and hence was unable to exhibit any +thing of her qualities, though a seaman's eye would have decided at a +glance that she could sail like a witch. The Zanthe, for that was the +name inscribed in gilt letters on her stern and sideboards, might have +been a dangerous customer in a brush, for her armament consisted of +ten brass eighteens, and her crew of sixty picked seamen--an abundance +of men to work the brig, and serve her batteries with satisfaction and +credit. + +Not to keep the reader any longer in suspense with regard to her +character and purpose, we will inform him that the Zanthe was a +smuggler, and for some years had been engaged in the illegal game of +defrauding the revenue of the Mexican republic. She was commanded by a +Scotchman named Morris, and her first mate was a Yankee, answering to +the hail of Pardon G. Simpkins, as gallant a fellow and as good a +seaman as ever trod a plank. It was her custom to land contraband +goods at different points upon the coast where lighters were kept +concealed, and where the merchandise was taken charge of by the +shore-gang, a numerous and well-appointed body of picked men, mounted +and armed to the teeth, and provided with a large number of mules for +transporting the goods into the interior. The merchandise, lightered +off from the brig, was hidden in the _chaparral_, if it came on shore +before the mule trains were ready, and it was piled up with +combustibles, in such a manner that, should the _vigilantes_ surprise +them in sufficient numbers to effect a seizure, and overcome +resistance, a match thrown among the booty secured its destruction in +a few moments. A smoke by day and a fire by night, upon the shore, was +the signal for the brig to approach and come to anchor. + +The Zanthe, as we before said, slowly worked her way to her anchorage. +One by one, her white sails, on which the last flush of the sunset +fires had just faded, were all furled, and, her anchors dropped, she +swung round with the tide, and rode in safety. A Bengola light was +displayed for a moment from the foretop, and answered by another from +the shore. + +"All right, cap'n," said the mate, walking aft to where Morris was +standing, near the wheel. "The critters have seen us, and that are +firework means that there aint no vigilantes round abeout. I spose we +shall hev the lighters along side airly in the mornin'." + +"Yes," said the captain. "I wonder whether Don Martinez is with the +shore gang." + +"Not knowin', can't say," replied the mate. "Most likely he is, +howsomdever--'cause our cargo is vallable, and he'd be likely to look +after it." + +"You know, Pardon," said the captain, "this is to be our last voyage." + +"Edxactly," answered the mate. + +"And I hope it will turn out well for the owners. For my part, I'm +tired of this life. Circumstances induced me to adopt it; but I can't +say that in my conscience I have ever approved it." + +"Why, cap'n, you astonish me!" exclaimed the mate. "You don't mean to +say that you think it's any harm to cheat the greasers." + +"Yes I do," replied the captain, shaking his head. "And I think the +aggravation of the offence is, that I am an adopted citizen of the +republic of the stars and stripes. I am engaged in defrauding the +government of a sister republic." + +"A pretty sort er sister republic," replied the mate, disdainfully. "A +poor, miserable set of thievin', throat-cuttin', monte-playin', +cattle-stealin', bean-eatin' griffins. If our government had had any +spunk, we'd have pitched into 'em long ago. And it was only because +they're weaker than we be, that we haven't licked 'em into spun yarn." + +"But suppose, Pardon, we should be (a chance that, thank Heaven, has +never yet occurred) overhauled by one of their revenue cutters." + +"The little Zanthe could walk away from her like a racer from a plough +horse." + +"But, supposing we were surprised, and lay where we couldn't run." + +"Cap'n," said Pardon, glancing along the grim batteries of the Zanthe, +"do you see them are lovely bull dogs? And them are sturdy Jacks +what's a sittin' on the breeches of the guns? What on airth was they +made for? A couple of broadsides, starboard and larboard, would settle +the hash of the smartest revenue cutter that ever dipped her fore foot +in the water." + +"And the after thought would never trouble you, Pardon?" + +"Never! 'shelp me, Bob," replied the mate, energetically. "Greasers +isn't human bein's. Besides, it's all fair play, life for life, and +the gentleman with the single fluke tail take the loser. Haint they +set a price on our heads? Eight thousand dollars on your'n, and five +thousand on mine? I never was worth five thousand down at Portland; +but if they've marked me up too high, it's their own look out. They'll +never be called upon to pay it. But this sellin' a fellur's head +standin', like a lot of firewood, is excessively aggravatin', and gets +a fellur's mad up. But, hallo, cap'n, here comes a shore boat. I'll +bet it's Don Martinez." + +A row boat, manned by eight Mexicans, with a muffled figure in the +stern sheets, now pulled out for the brig, and soon lay alongside. On +being challenged, a preconcerted watchword was given in reply, and the +oars being shipped, a couple of boat hooks held the boat fast at the +foot of the starboard side-ladder. This done, the person in the stern +sheets arose and prepared to ascend the brig's side. + +"Petticoats, by thunder!" muttered the mate. "What does this mean, +cap'n?" + +Captain Morris was evidently surprised at the sex of his visitor, but +he assisted and welcomed her on board with the frank courtesy of a +seaman. The light of a battle lantern that stood upon the harness +cask, displayed the dark but handsome features of a young Mexican +senorita, whose small and graceful hand, sparkling with rings, +gathered her silken _rebosa_ around her symmetrical figure, in folds +that would have enchanted an artist. + +"Senor captain," said she, "I bear you a message from Martinez. He +bade me tell you to land half your cargo here to-morrow, as before +agreed upon. The remainder goes to Santa Rosara, fifty miles to the +northward, where he awaits you with a chosen band." + +"Senorita," replied the captain, with hesitation, "it were ungallant +to express a doubt. But ours is a perilous business, and on the mere +word of a stranger--though that stranger be an accomplished lady----" + +"O, I come furnished with credentials, senor," interrupted the lady, +with a smile; "there is a letter from Martinez." + +Captain Morris hastily perused the letter which the lady handed him. +Its contents vouched for her fidelity, and, intimating that the lady +was a dear friend of his, and likely to be soon intimately connected +with him, committed her to the charge of the captain, and requested +him to bring her on to Santa Rosara on board the brig. + +Morris immediately expressed his sense of the honor done him, and +escorted the senorita below, where he abandoned his state room and +cabin to her use. Pardon G. Simpkins walked his watch in great ill +humor, muttering to himself incessantly. + +"What in the blazes keeps these here women folks continually emergin' +from their aliment and mixin' into other spheres? They're well enough +ashore, but on soundin's and blue water they beat old Nick. And aboard +a _contrabandista_, too! It's enough to make a Quaker kick his +grandmother. Howsomdever, Morris is just soft-headed fool enough to +like it, and think it all fine fun. I shouldn't wonder if he was ass +enough to get spliced one of these days, and take his wife to sea. I +think I see a doggarytype of myself took as mate of a vessel that +sails with a cap'n's wife aboard." + +And, chuckling at this idea, he put an extra quid in his mouth, and +ruminated in a better frame of mind. + +In the morning, Mr. Simpkins turned out betimes to prepare for the +landing of a portion of the cargo; and he was busied in this duty, +when an incident occurred that might well have startled a less ready +and self-possessed man than the mate of the Zanthe. + +Suddenly rounding the headland on the north, a cutter, with the +Mexican flag flying at her mizzen peak, and the muzzles of her guns +gleaming through the port holes, came in view of the astonished mate. +She stood into the bay, till within rifle shot of the bow of the +Zanthe, when she dropped her sails and came to anchor. + +As she accomplished this manoeuvre, the mate mustered the crew, run +out his guns, which were all shotted, and then quietly roused the +captain and brought him on deck. + +"That looks a little wicked, cap'n," said the mate, pointing at the +revenue cutter. + +The captain shook his head. + +"Now, cap'n," said the mate, briskly, "just speak the word, and I'll +give him my starboard battery before the slow-motioned critter fires a +gun." + +"No, no," said the captain; "wait!" + +Mr. Simpkins looked fixedly at the captain, thrust his hands deep into +the pockets of his pea jacket, and sitting down on the breech of a +gun, whistled Yankee Doodle in such slow time that it sounded like a +dead march. + +In another minute, a barge was lowered from the side of the Mexican +cutter, and manned with armed sailors, while an officer in uniform +took his seat in the stern sheets. + +The barge pulled alongside, Captain Morris neither hailing nor +offering to take any action in the premises. Leaving only a boatkeeper +in the barge, the Mexican officer, followed by his crew, sprang up the +ladder, and bounding on deck, struck his drawn sword on the capstan, +and announced the Zanthe as his prize. + +"To whom shall I have the honor of surrendering?" asked Captain +Morris, touching his hat. + +"My name," said the officer, glancing from a paper he held in his +hand, as he spoke, "is Captain Ramon Morena, of the Vengador cutter. +You, I presume, are Captain Morris, of the Zanthe." + +Morris bowed. + +"And you are Pardon G. Simpkins, I suppose," said the Mexican, +addressing the mate. + +"Pardon G. Simpkins--five thousand dollars," replied that gentleman. + +"Captain Morena," said Morris, "before we proceed to business, do me +the favor to walk into my cabin. While we are below," he added, "I +trust your men will be ordered not to maltreat my poor fellows." + +The Mexican captain glanced, with some surprise, at the formidable +array of men upon the deck of the Zanthe, and then, after a few words +in Spanish to his boat's crew, followed the captain and mate into the +cabin. + +Captain Morena was a very fine looking man of thirty, with magnificent +hair and mustaches, and wore a very showy uniform. He threw himself +carelessly upon the transom, and laid his sword upon the cabin table, +while Morris and the mate seated themselves on camp stools. + +"Senor capitan," said Morris, "I trust, though it be early in the day, +that you have no objection to take a glass of wine with me." + +The Mexican assented to the proposition, and the steward produced a +bottle, glasses, and cigars. + +"Your health, capitan," said Morris, with a courteous smile; "and may +you ever be as successful as on the present occasion." + +"Muchas gracias senor," replied the Mexican; "you bear the loss of +your brig very good humoredly. What may she be worth?" + +"She cost thirty thousand dollars in Baltimore," replied Morris. + +"You must regret to lose her." + +"That admits no question, senor." + +"But that is of minor importance, compared with your other loss." + +"What loss?" + +"The loss of your life. I fear nothing can save you or your friend +here. Yet, perhaps, intercession may do something. I suppose you would +prefer being shot to hanging from the yard-arm." + +"Decidedly," answered Morris. + +"Or working for life on the highway, with a ball and chain, you would +think preferable to both." + +"Cap'n Morris," said the mate, speaking in English, "it strikes me +that our friend in the hairy face is a leetle grain out in his +reckoning; 'pears to me, that instead of our bein' in his power, he's +in ourn. Just say the word, and I'll gin the Vengador a broadside +that'll sink her in the shiver of a main topsail." + +"You are right, Pardon," said the captain, smiling; "the gentleman has +missed a figure, certainly. Captain Morena," he added, speaking in +Spanish, "you have made a small mistake; you are _my_ prisoner, sir. +Nay, start not; you are completely in my power. Dare but to breathe +another word of menace, or offer to resist me, and the Vengador shall +go to Davy Jones. Pass me that sword." + +Morena, taken by surprise, obeyed. + +"Gi' me his toastin' fork, cap'n," said the mate, "and I'll lock it up +in my state room;" which was done almost as soon as said. + +"And now, Captain Morena," said Morris, "just walk on deck and explain +matters to your people, and then I'll show you how fast a Yankee crew +and Mexican lightermen can unload a contrabandista." + +They adjourned to the deck, and the Mexican captain was compelled to +remain an inactive witness, while boat load after boat load of +contraband goods was landed under his own eyes, and the very guns of +his cutter. When the work was finished, Captain Morris approached +Morena, and said,-- + +"Captain, I have a word to say to you. I am going up the coast fifty +miles, to land the remainder of my cargo at Santa Rosara. Give me your +word that you will not follow and molest me, that you will not breathe +a word of what you have seen and heard, and I will restore your sword +and release you on _parole_." + +The revenue captain gave the required pledge, and his sword was +restored; after which his men were permitted to man the barge. + +"And now, captain, one bumper at parting," said the hospitable Morris. +"The steward has just opened a fresh bottle, and besides I have a +pleasant surprise for you." + +As they entered the cabin, Morena started back and uttered an +exclamation as his eyes fell on the beautiful face and graceful figure +of the Mexican senorita, who had taken her seat at the table. + +"Maria!" he exclaimed. + +"Yes," replied the lady, with sparkling eyes and heightened color. "I +have escaped your power. The man who basely sought to coerce my +inclinations has been baffled, and ere another sun has set, I shall be +the bride of the smuggler Martinez." + +"Malediction!" cried the Mexican. + +"Come, come, cap'n," said the mate, "take a horn, and settle your +proud stomach." + +"Never," said the Mexican. "A curse on all of ye!" and he sprang to +the deck, threw himself into his barge, and was soon aboard of the +cutter. + +As the clipper brig, with all her canvas set, and her larboard tacks +aboard, bowed gracefully to the freshening breeze, and bowled away +under the stern of the Mexican cutter, the mate said to the captain,-- + +"Cap'n, I wish you'd just let me give that fellur a broadside, if it +was only just to clean the guns, afore I run 'em in." + +"No, no," replied the captain, smiling, "honor bright, my boy. We'll +keep our word to him." + +"That's more than he'll do to us," answered the mate, "or I don't know +the natur of a greaser. One broadside from our starboard battery would +settle him, and save all future trouble, and make every thing pleasant +and comfortable on all sides." + +But Captain Morris would not listen to reason, and so the guns were +secured, and the ports closed, and the little Zanthe went bounding on +her course to Santa Rosara. + +She came to anchor in a deep bay which she entered at nightfall, and +almost immediately a shore boat, under the command of Martinez, +boarded the brig. The meeting between the smuggler and his bride was +so affectionate, as to call a tear even into the eye of Mr. Pardon G. +Simpkins. The smuggler laughed loudly when he heard of the +discomfiture of Captain Morena, the discarded suitor of the senorita +Maria. + +The next day all hands were employed in landing the remainder of the +cargo, and at night a very worthy and accommodating priest came off +from the shore, and united Martinez and Maria in the bonds of holy +matrimony. The nuptials were celebrated with great rejoicings and +revelry, and the fun was kept up till a late hour of the night, when +the happy couple retired to the cabin. + +The first faint streaks of dawn were beginning to appear in the east, +when the ever vigilant ear of the mate, who never took a wink of sleep +while the brig was lying on shore, detected the cautious plunge of +oars, and soon he descried a barge pulling towards the brig. + +"Catch a weazle asleep," said the Yankee to himself; "these greasers +don't know as much as a farrer hen." And without arousing the captain, +he quietly mustered the crew, and with as little noise as possible, +the guns were run out upon the starboard side, which the boat was fast +approaching. + +A moment after he hailed. No answer was given, but the light of the +lanterns flashed on the arms of a large body of men, and the mate +recognized the figure of the captain of the Vengador in the stern +sheets. + +"Sheer off," shouted the mate, "or by the shade of Gin'ral Jackson, +I'll blow you all to Davy Jones." + +"Pull for your lives," shouted the voice of Morena; and the boat +bounded towards the brig. + +"Fire!" cried the mate. + +Crash went the guns! The iron hurtled through the air, and the +splintering of wood, as the metal struck the barge, was distinctly +heard amid the groans and shrieks of the vigilantes. + +In one moment it was all over. Morris and Martinez rushed to the deck. + +"What's the matter, Pardon?" asked the former. + +"Nothin', cap'n--cap'n, nothin'," answered the mate. "Only there aint +quite so many greasers in the world at present, as there was five +minutes since. Morena broke his parole, and tried to board us by +surprise, and I gin' him my starboard battery--that's all." + +"Then I'm off for blue water!" cried the captain. + +"And I for the mountains!" said Martinez. "The mules are all packed +and the horses saddled. The vigilantes must wear sharp spurs if they +catch us." + +It was a hurried parting--that of the smuggler and his bride with the +captain and mate of the Zanthe. But they got safely on shore, and the +whole band effected their escape. + +The Zanthe spread her wings, and some days afterwards was crossing the +equator. She was never known again as a free trader. The captain and +mate had both "made their piles," and after arriving at the Atlantic +states retired from sea. Pardon G. Simpkins took up his residence in +Boston, and during the late war with Mexico, was very prominent in his +denunciations of that republic, and very liberal in his donations to +the Massachusetts regiment, to the members of which his parting +admonition was, to "give them greasers fits." + + + + +THE STAGE-STRUCK GENTLEMAN. + + +Few amateurs of the drama have passed through their town lives, +without having been, at some one period of their career, what is +called stage struck, afflicted with a maniacal desire to make a "first +appearance," to be designated in posters as a "YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF +THIS CITY," in connection with one Mr. Shakspeare, the "author of +certain plays." The stage-struck youth is easily recognized by certain +symptoms which manifest themselves at an early stage of the disorder. +He is apt to pass his hand frequently through his "horrent locks," to +frown darkly without any possible reason, and to look daggers at his +landlady when invited to help himself to brown-bread toast. His voice, +in imitation of the "Boy," the "Great American tragedian," alternates +between the deep bass of a veteran porker and the mellifluous tenor of +a "pig's whisper." He is apt to roll his eyes quickly from side to +side, to gasp and heave his chest most unaccountably. He reads nothing +of the papers but the theatrical advertisements and critiques. He has +an acquaintance with two or three fourth-rate stock actors and a scene +shifter, and is consequently "up" in any amount of professional +information and slang, which he retails to every one he meets, without +regard to the taste or time of his auditors. Have you seen the new +drama of the Parricidal Oysterman? If you have, you must agree with +him it is the greatest affair old Pel. has ever brought out; if you +have not, you must submit to his contemptuous pity for your ignorance. +For a person who passes his evenings in the society of books and +friends, or in the country, the stage-struck gentleman has the most +profound contempt. How one can live without nightly inhaling the odor +of gas and orange peel, is to him a mystery inexplicable. He is aided +and abetted in his practices by the sympathy and example of other +stage-struck youths, all "foredoomed their fathers' soul to cross," +all loathing their daily avocations for the time being, all spending +their earnings, or borrowings, or stealings, on bits of pasteboard +that admit them to their nightly banquet. The stage struck always copy +the traits of the leading actor of the hour, whoever he may be, and +grunt and bluster in imitation of "Ned"--meaning Forrest--or quack and +stutter _a la_ "Bill"--that is, Macready--as the wind of popular favor +veers and changes. It is curious, at a representation of the +"Gladiator," to winnow these young gentlemen from the mass by the lens +of an opera glass. There you may see the knit brows, the high shirt +collars, the folded arms, the pursed-up lips, the hats drawn down over +the eyes, that are the certain indications of the stage-struck +Forrestians. + +If, after the performance, fate and a designing oysterman place you in +the next box to three or four of these geniuses, you will, unless very +much of a philosopher, be disgusted, for the time being, with human +nature. Their paltry imitations, their miserable brayings, their +misquotations from Shakspeare, their mendacious accounts of interviews +with the "Boy," will be enough to drive you mad. Some such thing as +the following will occur:-- + +_Waiter._ Here are your oysters, _gentlemen_; ("a slight shade of +irony in the emphasis.") + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 1_, (in a deep guttural tone.) "Let em come +in--we're armed!" + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 2_, (to waiter.) "Red ruffian, retire!" + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 3_, (to Stage-struck Youth, No. 4.) "How are +you _now_, Dick?" + +_Stage-struck Youth, No. 4._ "Richard's himself again!" + +_O, Dii immortales!_ can these things be? In other words, _can_ such +_animals_ exist? + +It has been calculated by a celebrated mathematician, that out of +every fourteen dozen of these stage-struck young gentlemen, one +actually makes a first appearance. This event causes an enormous +flutter in the circle of aspirants from which the promotion takes +place. As the eventful night approaches, the most active and +enterprising among them besiege the newspapers with elaborate puffs of +their _confrere_, a column long, and are astonished and enraged that +editors exclude them entirely, or exscissorize them to a dozen lines. +Of what importance is the foreign news, in comparison with the first +appearance of Bill Smithy in the arduous character of Hamlet? Has +Colonel Greene no sympathy with struggling genius? Or is it the result +of an infernal plot of the actors to put down competition, and sustain +a professional monopoly? + +The stage-struck young gentleman has passed through the fiery ordeal +of "rehearsals," has been duly pushed and shaken into his "suit of +sables," glittering with steel bugles, his hands have been adorned +with black kids, his plumed hat rests upon his brow, his rapier +dangles at his side. The curtain goes up and he is pushed upon the +stage. His first appearance is the signal for a thundering round of +generous applause, in which his faithful fellow-Forrestians are +leading _claquers_. But the audience soon discover that he is a "guy" +escaped from the _surveillance_ an anxious mother. The stage-struck +young gentleman is "goosed." Storms of hisses or bursts of ironical +applause greet every sentence that he utters, and the curtain finally +falls on his disgrace. This generally cures the disease of which we +have been speaking. A night of agony, a week of pain, and the young +gentleman, disenchanted and disenthralled, looks back upon his +temporary mania with feelings of humiliation and surprise, cuts his +aiders and abettors, and betakes himself seriously to the rational +business of life. + +But there are some stage-struck gentlemen whom nothing can convince of +their total unfitness for the stage. You may hiss them night after +night, you may present them with bouquets of carrots, and wreaths of +cabbage leaves and onions, and leather medals, and services of tin +plate; and if you find them "insensible to kindness," you may try +brickbats--but in vain. They will cling to the stage for life--living, +or rather starving, as _attaches_ to some theatre, the signal for +disturbance whenever they present themselves; detected by the lynx +eyes of the public, whether disguised as Roman citizens or Neapolitan +brigands, and severely punished for incompetency by heaped-up insult +and abuse. These men live and die miserably; yet, doubtless, their +lives are checkered with rays of hope; they regard themselves as +martyrs, and die with the secret consciousness that they have "acted +well their parts." + + + + +THE DIAMOND STAR; + +OR, + +THE ENGLISHMAN'S ADVENTURE. + +A STORY OF VALENCIA. + + +In a fine summer night in the latter half of the seventeenth century, +(the day and year are immaterial,) Clarence Landon, a handsome and +high-spirited young Englishman, who had been passing some time in the +south of Spain, was standing on the banks of the Guadalquiver, in the +environs of the ancient city of Valencia, watching with anxious eyes +the fading sails of a small felucca, just visible in the golden rays +of the rising moon, as, catching a breath of the freshening western +breeze, they bore the light craft out upon the blue bosom of the +Mediterranean. Though the scene was one of surpassing beauty, though +the air was balmy, and came to his brow laden with the fragrance of +the orange, the myrtle, and the rose, the expression of the young +man's face was melancholy in the extreme. + +"Too late!" he muttered to himself; "too late! It is hard, after +having ventured so much for them, that I should have been baffled in +my attempt to escape with them. However, they are safe and happy. If +this breeze holds, they will soon pass Cape St. Martin. Dear Estella, +how I value this pledge of your friendship and gratitude." + +And the young man, after raising to his lips a small diamond star, +attached to a golden chain, deposited the trinket in his bosom, and +then, with a parting glance at the distant vessel, turned homewards in +the direction of the city gates. + +Absorbed in his own reflections, he did not notice that his footsteps +were dogged by a tall figure, muffled in a black cloak, which pursued +him in the moonlight, like his shadow, and left him only when he +entered his _posada_. + +Landon spent some time in his room in reading and arranging letters +and papers; and when the clock of a neighboring cathedral sounded the +hour of eleven, threw himself upon his bed without undressing, and was +soon asleep. From a disturbed and unrefreshing slumber, crowded with +vexatious visions, he was suddenly and rudely roused by a rough hand +laid upon his shoulder. He started upright in bed, and gazed around +him with astonishment. His chamber was filled by half a dozen +sinister-looking men, robed entirely in black, in whom he recognized, +not without a shudder, the dreaded familiars of the Holy Office, the +officials of the Inquisitorial Tribune. His first impulse was to grope +for his arms; but his sword and pistols had been removed. A rough +voice bade him arise and follow, and he had no choice but to obey the +mandate. Preceded and followed by the familiars, who were all armed, +as he judged by the clash of steel that attended each footstep, though +no weapons were apparent, he descended the staircase, came out upon +the street, and was conducted through many a winding lane and passage +to a low-browed arch, which opened into the basement story of a huge +embattled building, that rose like a fortress before him. The +conductor of the band halted here, and knocking thrice upon an oaken +door, studded with huge iron nails, it was opened silently, and the +party entered a dark, subterranean passage of stone, lighted only by +a smoky cresset lamp swinging in a recess. + +After passing through this corridor, Landon was conducted into a huge +vaulted hall, dimly illuminated by the branches of an iron chandelier, +by whose light he discovered in front of him a raised platform, on +which were seated three men, robed in black, while before them, at a +table, sat two others, similarly attired, with writing implements +before them. On the platform was planted a huge banner, the blazon on +the folds of which was a wooden cross, flanked by a branch of olive +and a naked sword, the motto being, "_Exurge, Domine, et judica causam +tuam._" _Rise, Lord, and judge thy cause._ It wanted neither this +formidable standard, nor the implements of torture scattered around, +to convince the young Englishman that he stood in the halls of the +Inquisition. + +After being permitted to stand some time before the judges, that his +mind might be impressed with the terrors of the place, the principal +Inquisitor addressed him, demanding his name. + +"Clarence Landon," was the reply. + +"Your birthplace?" + +"London, England." + +"Your age?" + +"Twenty-five years." + +"Occupation?" + +"I am a gentleman of fortune, with no pursuit but that of knowledge +and pleasure." + +"You are accused," said the judge, "of having aided and abetted a +countryman of yours, named Walter Hamilton, in seducing and carrying +off Estella Martinez, a lady of a noble house, and a sister of St. +Ursula. How say you, guilty or not guilty?" + +"I am not guilty--I am not capable of the infamy with which you charge +me." + +"He refuses to confess," said the judge, turning to a familiar, the +sworn tormentor. "We must try the question. Sanchez, is the rack +prepared?" + +The man addressed was a brawny, muscular ruffian, with a livid and +forbidding countenance, whose dark eyes sparkled with pleasure as he +bowed assent to the interrogation. + +"Hold!" cried Landon. "The truth can no longer harm any but myself; +and though you may inflict death upon me, you shall not enjoy the +fiendish satisfaction of mutilating my limbs with your horrid +enginery. I did aid Hamilton, not indeed in ruining an injured maiden, +but in rescuing from the thraldom she abhorred a lovely lady whom +Providence formed to make the happiness of an honorable man. By this +time Estella is a happy bride." + +"Her joys will be shortened," said the inquisitor, frowning. "They +cannot long elude the power of Rodrigo d'Almonte, at once judge of the +Holy Office and governor of Valencia." + +"Moderate your transports, governor," replied the Englishman, boldly; +"the fugitives are beyond your reach. This very night a swift-winged +felucca bore them away from these accursed shores, to a land of +liberty and happiness." + +The brow of Rodrigo grew black as night. + +"Insolent!" he answered; "you have outraged and set at naught the +authority of church and state; your life shall pay the forfeit." + +"Be it so," replied Landon, folding his arms; "but let me tell you, +that for every drop of blood shed, my country will demand a life. The +cross of St. George protects the meanest subject of the English +crown." + +Rodrigo d'Almonte made no reply, but waving his hand, Landon was +removed from the tribunal and thrown into a dungeon on the same floor +with the hall of torture. + + * * * * * + +Towards the close of a sultry summer day, the narrow streets of +Valencia wore an aspect of unusual activity and life, filled, as they +were, with representatives of every class of citizens. The tide of +human beings seemed to be setting in one direction, towards a plaza, +or square, in the centre. The Alameda was deserted by its fashionable +promenaders; and young and old--all, indeed, who were not +bedridden--were at length congregated in the square. The attraction +was soon explained; for in the centre of the plaza was seen a lofty +platform of wood, on which was erected a stout stake or pillar, to +which was affixed an iron chain and ring. Around this were heaped, to +the height of several feet, huge fagots of dry wood, ready for the +torch. A large body of men-at-arms kept the crowd back from a large +open space around the platform. These preparations were made, so the +popular rumor ran, for the punishment of a young Englishman, who had +aided a Spanish nun in the violation of her vows. + +The numerous bells of the city were tolling heavily; and at length, +after the patience of the populace had been nearly exhausted, the head +of a column of men, marching in slow time, was seen to enter upon the +plaza. First came the governor's guard, their steel caps and cuirasses +and halberds polished like silver. After these, walked the officials +of the Inquisition, and some friars of the order of St. Dominic, +surrounding the unfortunate Landon, who wore the _corazo_, or pointed +cap, upon his head, and the _san benito_, a robe painted all over +with flames and devils, typifying the awful fate which awaited him. He +ascended the scaffold with a firm step, while the _cortege_ ranged +themselves around it; and the governor of Valencia, mounted on a +splendid barbed charger, and wearing his inquisitorial robes over his +military uniform, rode into the square, amid the _vivas_ of the crowd +and the presented arms of the troops, and made a sign for the ceremony +to proceed. + +As an officer, appointed for the purpose, was about to read the +sentence, a great tumult arose in the square, and attracted the +attention of all the spectators. + +"What is the meaning of this, Alvarez?" asked the governor, addressing +one of his lieutenants. + +"The people, please your excellency, have got hold of Isaac, the rich +Jew, and insist on his beholding the august spectacle of the _auto da +fe_." + +"The unbelieving dog has never liked these brave shows," answered the +governor, with a grim smile, "since his well-beloved brother, +Issachar, expiated his heresy on this spot in the great auto, when we +burned twenty of his tribe before the king. Beshrew my heart! he +abuses my clemency in permitting him to hold house and gold here in +Valencia. He shall behold the execution! Make room there, and drag him +into the heart of the hollow square." + +The cruel order was obeyed; and the old Jew, who was a mild and +venerable-looking man, was forced into the centre of the plaza, whence +he could have a full view of the horrid scene about to be enacted. + +But the indignities to which he had been subjected aroused a latent +spark of fire even in the soul of the aged Hebrew. He lifted up his +voice and cried aloud:-- + +"Spaniards! Christians! are ye men, or are ye brutes? Fear ye not the +vengeance of Heaven, when ye enact deeds that would make the savage +blush? Think ye that Heaven will long withhold its vengeance from +atrocities that cry aloud to it night and day--that the innocent blood +ye have spilt will sink, unavenged, into the earth? Fear and tremble, +for the hour of wrath and woe is at hand!" + +The energy and eloquence with which he spoke sent a strange thrill of +terror through the crowd. The governor, alone insensible to fear, +shouted from his saddle:-- + +"Tremble for yourself, Isaac! for, by the rood! if you dare question +the justice of the Holy Office, you shall share the fate of yonder +prisoner." + +"I fear not the wrath of man," replied the Jew; "fear you the wrath of +Heaven!" + +And at this moment, as if in vindication of his words, a heavy clap of +thunder, that shook the city like the discharge of a park of +artillery, broke upon the ear; and one of those sudden storms, so +common in southerly latitudes, rolled up its dark masses of clouds, +and the light of day was suddenly quenched, as in an eclipse. Vivid +flashes of lightning lit the upturned and terror-stricken faces of the +cowering multitude. At the same time, the wind howled fiercely through +the streets that debouched upon the plaza, and tore the plumage that +waved and tossed upon the helmets of the soldiery. + +"Executioner!" roared the governor, whose high, stern tones of +military command were heard above the roar of the sudden tornado, "do +your duty! Set fire to the fagots!" + +The order was obeyed; the torch was applied, and already a quivering, +lurid flame shot up at the feet of the luckless Landon, when the storm +burst forth with ungovernable fury. The scaffolding was blown down, +the fragments scattered, and the rain, descending in torrents, +instantly quenched both torch and fagot. The vast crowd was thrown +into utter confusion; the terrified horses of the cavalry plunged +madly among the footmen; hundreds fell and were trampled under foot; +and prayers, shrieks, and imprecations filled the darkened air. + +Landon was unhurt amid the wreck of the sacrificial pyre. A ray of +hope shot up in his heart. Scrambling out of the ruins, unobserved and +unpursued, he fled down the nearest lane with the utmost speed. +Anxious to obtain shelter, he, without even a thought, climbed a +garden wall; once within which he was safe, for a moment, from +pursuit. Rushing through a shaded alley of the garden, he found +himself at the door of a large and splendid house. Almost without a +hope of finding it yield, he tried the handle, and the door opened. +Silently and swiftly he ascended a large, stone staircase, and took +refuge in the first apartment which he found before him. A beautiful +young girl, the only occupant of the room, starting at the fearful +apparition of a stranger flying for his life, in the robe of the _san +benito_, fell upon her knees and crossed herself repeatedly, as her +dark eyes were fixed in terror on the intruder. + +"Lady!" cried Landon, "for the love of that Being whom we both +worship, though in a different form, take pity on a wretched +fellow-being. Save me! save me!" + +"You are accursed and condemned," she answered, rising and recoiling. + +"I am! I am!--but you know my offence. If you ever loved yourself, you +know how to pardon it. Think of the horrid fate which awaits me, if +you are pitiless." + +The lady paused and reflected, Landon watching the expression of her +countenance with the most intense anxiety. At length her brow cleared +up; there was an expression of sweetness about her rosy lips that +revived hope in the heart of the fugitive. + +"I will save you if I can," she answered. + +"Heaven's best blessing on you for the word!" exclaimed the +Englishman. + +"But you have come to a dangerous place for shelter and safety," she +continued, sadly. "Do you know whose house this is? It is the dwelling +of my father, Don Rodrigo d'Almonte, the governor of Valencia." + +Landon started back in terror, but he instantly recovered from that +feeling. + +"You, then," he said, "are Donna Florinda, in praise of whose beauty +and goodness all Valencia is eloquent. I feel that I am safe in your +hands." + +"I will never betray you," said the lady. "You are safe here. It is my +bed chamber," she continued, blushing; "but I resign it to you--sure, +from your countenance, that you are a cavalier of honor, who will +never give me cause to repent of the step." + +"Be sure of that." + +"Swear it," she said, "upon this trinket, which my father took from +your person in the hall of the Inquisition." + +Landon took from Florinda's hand the diamond star given him by +Estella, and thus mysteriously restored, and pressed it to his lips. + +"By this talisman," he said, "by this token, which I prize so highly, +I pledge myself not to abuse your confidence, but to repay the +priceless service you render me by a life of gratitude." + +"You may remain here, then, for the present," said Florinda, "till I +can think what can be done for you." + +"If I can only make my way to the house of the English ambassador," +replied Landon, "I think I can count upon my safety." + +Donna Florinda, after lighting a lamp, (for it was now nightfall,) +and setting upon a table some wine and fruit, left the chamber, +locking the door behind her. + +Descending to the garden, she went directly to a secluded arbor, +embowered in foliage, at no great distance from the house. + +"Cesareo!" she whispered. + +A young cavalier, who was concealed in the arbor, instantly advanced, +and clasped her in his arms. + +"Dear Florinda," he cried, "I feared that you would disappoint me. But +we have yet some happy moments to pass together." + +"Not a moment, Cesareo," replied the lady; "my father will soon +return. I come to beg you to retire instantly, and await another +opportunity of meeting." + +"You are anxious to get rid of me!" replied the cavalier. + +"Not so; my father will soon return, and he will be sure to inquire +for me directly." + +"Well, then," said the lover, "if it must be so, go you to the house, +and leave me the solitary pleasure of watching the window of the room +gladdened by your presence." + +"No, no, Cesareo," cried Florinda, in terror, "that must not be." + +As she said this, her eyes were instinctively turned to the window of +her room, and Cesareo's followed the same direction. The shadow of +Landon's figure, as it passed between the lamp and the window, was +seen defined distinctly on the curtain. + +"By Heaven!" cried Cesareo, "there is a man in your bed chamber!" + +"My father!" said Florinda. + +"You told me in your last breath that he had not returned. You are +playing me false, Florinda. You have a lover, and a favored one." + +"No, no!" cried the agonized girl. "It is nothing, believe me--trust +not appearances. I will explain all." + +But at this moment the distant clang of trumpets and kettledrums was +heard, announcing the governor's return. + +"I must begone!" cried Florinda; "believe me, I am faithful;" and with +these words she fled into the house. + +"The dream is over!" said Cesareo. "But I will have vengeance on my +rival;" and he left the garden, muttering curses, and grasping the +cross hilt of his sword. + +Florinda flew to her chamber. + +"Fly!" she cried to Landon. "I have sheltered you at the risk of my +reputation--my father is returning, and you must leave this house. A +jealous lover may denounce me, and both of us be ruined forever. +Farewell; climb the wall at the back of the garden, and take refuge in +the next house. I will still watch over you." + +Landon obeyed, and made his escape from the governor's garden just as +Don Rodrigo was entering his court yard. He crossed another small +garden, and entered a small house at the extremity, the door of which +was unbarred, and again found refuge in a room on the first floor, +where he concealed himself behind a screen. + +He had not been here long before he heard footsteps entering the room, +and the voices of two persons in conversation, one of whom was +evidently a female, and the other an old man. + +"Dear father!" said the female, "I am rejoiced to see that you are +returned. You never go forth in this city that you do not leave me +trembling for your safety." + +"I have passed through much peril, Miriam," replied the man. "Snares +and violence have beset my path. I went to carry the gold and the +silver I had promised to Jacob, the goldsmith, when, lo! I was beset +by the ungodly rabble." + +"Dear father!" + +"Yea! and they dragged me to their place of skulls--even to their +accursed Golgotha, where the blood of mine only brother was drunken by +the ravening flames, and where thirty of our brethren perished because +they believed in the God of Abraham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob." + +"And did they force you to witness the _auto da fe_?" + +"They brought me to the place, Miriam--but there the spirit of +prophecy descended upon me, and I lifted up my voice and denounced +their abominations, even as the prophet of old did the iniquities of +the Egyptian king. And lo! Miriam, there was a miracle wrought. The +voice of Heaven spake in thunder to rebuke their impious +bloodthirstiness. The floodgates of heaven were opened, and the rain +descended in mighty torrents, and quenched the Moloch fires kindled by +the Christians. And a great wind arose, and the scaffold was +destroyed, and the goodly youth that stood thereupon was saved from +the death of fire as the multitude were scattered." + +"And lives he, father?" + +"I fear not," answered the old man, sadly. "For if he were not crushed +by the falling scaffold, yet verily the cruel swords of the troopers +and the men-at-arms must have sought out his young life." + +At this moment, Landon stepped from his concealment. + +"No, my friends," said he, "I yet live to thank Heaven for its +providential care. I have even found a friend in the household of my +bitter enemy, for Donna Florinda d'Almonte sheltered me, and commended +me to your roof." + +He now had time to scan the persons of his hosts. The elder, Isaac, +the Jew, was, as we described him on his appearance in the plaza, a +man of venerable appearance, with a mild and noble countenance, +wearing the long beard and flowing robes of his race. His daughter, +Miriam, had the commanding beauty, the dark eyes, the flowing hair, +and the bold features of the daughters of Israel. She was richly clad +in robes of silk, and many a jewel of price gleamed in the raven +tresses of her hair. + +"Thou art safe beneath this roof," said the Hebrew, "for Donna +Florinda, though the daughter of the man of tiger blood, hath yet +befriended us and ours, and for her sake as well as for thine, thou +art welcome." + +Landon thanked his new friends for their hospitable pledges. + +"I would fain," said the old Hebrew, "give thee garments more fitting +than the accursed robe that wraps thy youthful limbs. But of a truth I +have none of Spanish fashion, and the Jewish gabardine is almost as +fatal to the wearer as the robe of the _san benito_." + +"Here comes Reuben," said Miriam. "Welcome home, dear brother." + +A handsome youth of sixteen entered at this moment, and saluted his +father, his sister, and the stranger. He bore a bundle in his arms. + +"I was charged," he said, "by the lady Florinda, to bear this packet +to the stranger I should find here. It contains a Spanish dress. She +bid me say," he continued, addressing Landon, "that when you have put +on these habiliments, you can repair with me to the governor's garden +at midnight. The waiting maid and confidant will conduct you through +the house to the street, and once there you can make your way to the +English ambassador's." + +After thanking the youthful messenger, Landon was shown to an +apartment, where he was left alone to change his dress. Donna Florinda +had supplied him with a plain but handsome cavalier's suit, including +mantle, hat, and plume, and in addition to these, a good sword. Landon +hailed this latter gift with joy, and buckled the belt with trembling +eagerness. He drew the weapon, and found it to be a Toledo blade of +the best temper. He kissed the sword with ecstasy. + +"Welcome!" he cried, "old friend! With you I can cut through odds, and +at least sell my life dearly, if I fall again into the hands of the +Philistines." + +Returning to his new friends, he sat down to a hearty meal which they +had prepared for him, and to which he did an Englishman's justice. At +the hour of twelve, his young friend Reuben signified his readiness to +accompany him on his adventure. + +"Farewell!" he cried; "I owe you a debt that nothing can repay. But +believe me that your kindness will always dwell in the heart of +Clarence Landon." + +Reuben and the Englishman were soon in the governor's garden. It was +pitch dark, and they advanced cautiously, groping their way. All at +once Landon stumbled against some person. + +"Is it you, Reuben?" said he, in a low tone. + +But he was instantly grasped by the throat. Dealing his unknown +assailant a blow with his clinched hand, which made him release his +hold, the Englishman instantly drew his sword and threw himself on +guard. His steel was crossed by another blade, and a fierce encounter +ensued, the combatants being practised swordsmen, and guided, in the +dark, by what swordsmen term the "perception of the blade." Reuben had +made his escape, and gone to inform his father of this new disaster. +The struggle was brief, for the antagonist of Landon, closing at the +peril of his life, and being a man of herculean strength, wrested the +sword from the Englishman's grasp, and held him at his mercy. + +"Now, dog!" whispered the victor, "have you any thing to offer why I +should not take your life as a minion of the tyrant Rodrigo?" + +"I scorn to ask my life of an unknown assassin," replied Landon; "but +I am no minion of Rodrigo's, and I was even now seeking to escape his +clutches." + +"If there was light here," said the stranger, "I could see whether you +lied, friend, by your looks. You may be palming off a tale upon me. +How did you propose to escape Rodrigo?" + +"By making my way through his house," answered Landon. + +"A likely tale. How are you to gain access to his house?" + +"A waiting maid was to let me in." + +"Well, I'll test your veracity. I have your life in my hands. You are +unarmed; I have rapier and dagger. The experiment costs me nothing." + +"It would be idle in me to interrogate you," said Landon; "it would be +idle to ask who you are." + +"I will answer you frankly," replied the stranger; "I am one of those +freebooters whose fortunes are their swords. If I were in Rodrigo's +power, my life would not be worth five minutes' purchase; and yet I am +seeking him to-night." + +"You speak in riddles." + +"Perhaps; but be silent now, if you value your life, and follow me." + +The stranger, still retaining a firm grasp upon the luckless Landon, +approached a door which led into the governor's house, showing, in +their progress, a perfect acquaintance with the labyrinthian alleys of +the garden. They halted, and a female voice spoke in a whisper, +saying, "Here's the key." + +The stranger grasped it, and dragging Landon into the house, instantly +locked the door behind him. A dark lantern was placed on the floor of +the corridor; the stranger told Landon to take this up, and precede +him up stairs. Landon obeyed, the stranger following close behind, and +giving him whispered directions as to his course. + +Having reached a certain door, the stranger took the light and entered +a chamber, followed by the wondering Englishman. The walls of the room +were heavily draped, and upon a huge bed the governor of Valencia was +reclining, buried in a deep slumber. + +"He sleeps!" whispered the stranger in the ear of Landon; "he sleeps, +as if he had never shed blood--as if the head of my brother had never +fallen on the block by the hand of his bloody executioner. He will +soon sleep sounder." + +"What mean you?" asked Landon. + +"Wait and see," was the reply. + +The stranger cautiously lifted the light in his left hand, bending +over the sleeper, while with his right he drew a broad, sharp poniard +from his belt, and raised it in the act to strike. But just as it was +descending, Landon caught the assassin's arm, and shouted in his +loudest tones,-- + +"Don Rodrigo, wake!" + +"Baffled!" cried the ruffian, with an oath. "You shall pay with your +life for interfering." + +The governor sprang from his bed in time to witness the deadly +struggle between Landon and the midnight assassin. It was short and +decisive, for as the robber was aiming a blow at his antagonist, the +latter changed the direction, and it was buried to the hilt in his +own heart. He fell, and died without a groan. The noise of the +struggle had aroused the household, and the servants came pouring into +the room with lights, accompanied by Donna Florinda, who was agonized +with terror. + +"Dear father!" she cried, rushing into the governor's arms, "what does +this mean?" + +"It means," replied Don Rodrigo, "that this ruffian, who had sworn to +take my life because I had condemned his brother to death for manifold +misdeeds, has been slain in the attempt by this young man." + +"And do you recognize your generous savior?" exclaimed the daughter. +"Behold! it is the young Englishman you condemned to perish at the +stake. O father!" And she explained the manner in which Landon had +been enabled to save the governor's life. + +"Young man," said the governor, addressing Landon with deep emotion, +"a mightier Power than the hand of man is visible in this. For the +life you have saved I will repay you in the same manner. I insure you +a full and free pardon, and you shall not have it to say that Don +Rodrigo d'Almonte, bad as he has been represented, was a monster of +ingratitude." + +And he kept his word. Landon soon after set sail for England, in +company with the Hebrew family who had sheltered him, and there, in +due time, was united to the lovely Miriam, with whose beauty he had +been impressed on first sight. In England, he rejoined Hamilton and +his Spanish bride, to secure whose happiness he had perilled his own +life; and he always preserved Estella's diamond star as a memorial of +his adventures in Valencia. Soon after his arrival he received a +letter from Donna Florinda, announcing her marriage to Cesareo, whose +jealousy had been so signally excited by Landon's shadow on the +window curtain. When Don Rodrigo died, he was buried with all the +honors due to a soldier, a governor, and an eminent member of that +mild and benevolent institution, the Spanish Inquisition. + + + + +THE GAME OF CHANCE. + +CHAPTER I. + + +At nightfall, on an autumnal evening, when the stars were just +beginning to twinkle overhead like diamonds on a canopy of azure, two +young men were standing together, engaged in conversation on the steps +of the Black Eagle, a fashionable hotel in one of the principal +streets of the gay and celebrated city of Vienna. One of them wore the +rich uniform of an Austrian hussar; the other was clad in the civic +costume of a gentleman. + +"So, all is completed at the ministry of war, except the signature of +the commission, and the payment of the purchase money?" said the +soldier. + +"Exactly so." + +"And to-morrow, then," continued the hussar, "I am to congratulate you +on the command of a company, and salute you as Captain Ernest +Walstein." + +The last speaker was Captain Christian Steinfort, an officer who had +seen some two years' service. + +"Ah! my boy!" continued he, twirling his jet black mustache, "your +uniform will be a passport to the smiles of the fair. But you already +seem to have made your way to the good graces of Madame Von Berlingen, +the rich widow who resides at this hotel." + +"Bah! she is forty," answered Ernest, carelessly. + +"But in fine preservation, and a beauty for all that," said Captain +Steinfort. "The Baron Von Dangerfeld was desperately in love with her; +but within a few days, the widow seems rather to have cut him. You are +the happy man, after all." + +"Undeceive yourself, my dear Christian," said Ernest, blushing; "I +have only flirted with the handsome widow. My hand is already engaged +to a charming girl, Meena Altenburg, the playmate of my infancy, +adopted and brought up by my good father. I am to marry her as soon as +I get my company." + +"And what is to support you, Captain Ernest?" + +"My pay, of course, and the income of the moderate dowry my father, +who is well enough off for a farmer, proposes to give his favorite. +So, you see my lot in life is settled." + +"Precisely so," replied the captain. "But since you are free this +evening, I engage you to pass it with me. Have you got any money about +you?" + +"A good deal. Besides the price of my company, which is safely stowed +away in bank notes in this breast pocket, I have a handful of ducats +about me, with which I propose purchasing some trinkets for my bride. +But I have a gold piece or two that I can spare, if----" + +"Poh! poh! I'm well enough provided," answered the captain. "You know +this is pay day. Come along." + +"But whither?" + +"You shall see." + +With these words, the captain thrust his arm within that of his +companion, and the pair walked off at a rapid rate. After passing +through several streets, Steinfort halted, and rang at the door of a +stately mansion. It was opened by a servant in handsome livery, and +the young gentlemen entered and went up stairs. + +Walstein soon found himself in a scene very different from any of +which he had ever dreamed of in his rustic and simple life upon his +father's farm. Around a large table, covered with cloth, were seated +more than a dozen persons of different ages, all so intent upon what +was going forward, that the captain and his friend took their seats +unnoticed. At the head of the table sat a man in a gray wig, with a +pair of green spectacles upon his nose, before whom lay a pile of +gold, and who was busily engaged in paying and receiving money, and in +giving an impetus to a small ivory ball, which spun at intervals its +appointed course. Walstein soon learned that this was a +_rouge-et-noir_ table. The gentleman in the gray wig was the banker. + +"Make your game, gentlemen," said this individual, "while the ball +spins. Your luck's as good as mine. It's all luck, gentlemen, at +rouge-et-noir. Rouge-et-noir, gentlemen, the finest in all the world. +Black wins; it's yours, sir--twenty ducats, and you've doubled it. +Make your game--black or red." + +"Try your fortune, Ernest," said the captain. Ernest mechanically put +down a few ducats on the red. + +"Red wins," said the banker, in the same monotonous tone. "Make your +game, gentlemen, while the ball rolls." + +Why need we follow the fortunes of Ernest on this fatal evening, as he +yielded, step by step, to the seduction to which he was now exposed +for the first time in his life? Long after Steinfort left the gambling +house, he continued to play. His luck turned. He had soon lost all his +winnings, and the money set apart for his bridal presents. Still the +ball rolled, and he continued to stake. He had broken the package of +bank notes, the money he had received from his father for the +purchase of his commission; and though he saw bill after bill swept +away before his eyes, he continued to play, in the desperate hope of +winning back his losses. At length his last ducat was gone. He rose +and left the room, the last words ringing in his ears being,-- + +"Make your game, gentlemen, while the ball rolls." + +Despairing and heart-stricken, the young man sought his hotel and his +chamber. On the staircase he encountered Madame Von Berlingen, but he +saw her not. His eyes were glazed. He did not notice or return her +salutation. He threw himself upon his bed without undressing, and +towards morning fell into an unrefreshing and dream-peopled slumber. + +When he arose, late the next day, he looked at himself in the glass, +but scarcely recognized his own face, so changed was he by the mental +agonies he had undergone. When he had paid some little attention to +his toilet, he received a message from Madame Von Berlingen, +requesting the favor of an interview in her apartments. He +mechanically obeyed the summons, though ill fitted to sustain a +conversation with a lady. + +The widow requested him to be seated. + +"Mr. Walstein," said she, with a smile, "you are growing very +ungallant. I met you last night upon the staircase; but though I spoke +to you, you had not a word or a nod for me." + +"Last night, madam," answered the unfortunate young man, "I was beside +myself. O madam, if you knew all!" + +"I do know all," replied the lady. + +"What! that I had been gambling--that I had thrown away--yes, those +are the words--every ducat of the money my poor father furnished me +with to purchase my commission?" + +"Yes, I know all that. But the loss is not irreparable." + +"Pardon me, madam. My father, though reputed wealthy, is unable to +furnish me with a similar sum, even if I were base enough to accept it +at his hands." + +"But if some friend were to step forward." + +"Alas! I know none." + +"Mr. Walstein," said the lady, "I am rich. A loan of the requisite +amount would not affect me in the least." + +"O madam!" cried the young man, "if you would indeed save me by such +generosity, you would be an angel of mercy." + +"What is the amount of your loss?" inquired the lady, calmly, as she +unlocked her desk. + +"Three thousand ducats," answered Ernest. "But I can give you no +security for the payment." + +"Your note of hand is sufficient," said the lady, handing the young +man a package of notes. "Please to count those, and see if the sum is +correct. Here are writing materials." + +Ernest did as he was bid--counted the money, and then sat down at the +desk. + +"Write at my dictation," said the lady. + +Ernest took up a pen and commenced. + +"The date," said the lady. + +Ernest wrote it. + +"Received of Anna Von Berlingen the sum of three thousand ducats." + +Ernest wrote and repeated, "three thousand ducats." + +"In consideration whereof, I promise to marry the aforesaid Anna Von +Berlingen." + +"To marry you?" exclaimed Ernest. + +"Ay--to marry me!" said the lady. "Am I deformed--am I ugly--am I +poor?" + +"I cannot do it--you know not the reason that induces me to refuse." + +"Then go home to your father and confess your guilt." + +Ernest reflected a few moments. He could not go home to his father +with the frightful tale. It was a question between suicide and +marriage--he signed the paper. + +"Now then, baron," said the widow to herself, as she carefully secured +the promise, "you cannot say that you broke the heart of Anna by your +cruelty. Take the money, Ernest," she added aloud; "go and purchase +your commission." + +Ernest obeyed. His dreams of yesterday morning had all been dissipated +by his own act; he felt a degraded and broken-spirited criminal. He +had sold himself for gold. + + +CHAPTER II. + + +"Here comes Captain Ernest!" cried a youthful voice. And a beautiful, +blue-eyed girl of nineteen stood at the garden gate of a pretty farm +house, watching the approach of a horseman, who, gayly attired in a +hussar uniform, was galloping up the road. At her shout of delight, a +sturdy old gray-haired man came forth and stood beside her. + +"Captain Ernest!" he repeated. "That sounds well. When I was of his +age, I only carried a musket in the ranks. I never dreamed then that a +son of mine could ever aspire to the epaulet." + +Ernest, waving his hand to Meena Altenburg and his father, rode past +them to the stable, where he left his horse. He then rushed into the +farm house where his father met him. + +"What is the meaning of this, boy?" he said. "How wild and haggard you +look! And you have avoided Meena--and this, too, upon your wedding +day." + +"My wedding day--O Heavens! I shall die," said the young man, sinking +into a seat. + +As soon as he could collect himself, he told his father that he could +not marry Meena, and the reason--he had pledged himself to another. +The old man, who was the soul of honor, burst forth in violent +imprecations, and drove him from his presence. As he left the house, +the unfortunate young man encountered a person whom he at once +recognized as the Baron Von Dangerfeld, the reputed suitor of Madame +Von Berlingen. + +"I have been looking for you, Captain Walstein," said the baron, +sternly. + +"And you have found me," answered the young man, shortly. + +"Yes--and I thank Heaven you wear that uniform. It entitles you to +meet a German noble, and answer for your conduct." + +"I am answerable for my conduct to no living man," retorted Ernest. + +"You wear a sword." + +"Yes." + +"Very well--if you refuse to give satisfaction for the injury you have +done me, in robbing me of my mistress, I will proclaim you a coward in +the presence of the regiment upon parade." + +"O, make yourself easy on that score, baron," answered Ernest. "Life +is of too little worth for me to think of shielding it. If you will +step with me into the shadow of yonder grove, we can soon regulate our +accounts." + +The two men walked silently to the appointed spot, and without any +preliminary, drew their swords and engaged in combat. The struggle was +not of long duration, for Ernest wounded his adversary in the sword +arm, and disarmed him. + +"Are you satisfied?" he asked. + +"I must be so for the present," replied the baron, sullenly. "When I +recover, you shall hear from me again." + +"As you please," said Ernest, coldly. "In the mean time, suffer me to +bind up your arm." + +The young man bandaged the wound of his adversary, and as he faltered +from the loss of blood, led him towards the farm house. As they +approached it, two ladies advanced to meet them--one of them was +Meena, the other Madame Von Berlingen. + +"Dangerfeld wounded!" cried the latter, bursting into tears--"O, I +have been the cause of this: forgive me--forgive me, Dangerfeld, or +you will kill me." + +"You forget, madame, that you belong to another." + +"I am yours only--I can never love another. Nor does the person you +allude to," added the lady, turning to Ernest, "cherish any attachment +to me." + +"My only feeling for you, madame," said Ernest, with meaning, "would +be gratitude, were a certain paper destroyed." + +"What is the meaning of all this?" asked the father of Ernest, coming +forward. + +"It means," said Ernest, tearing to atoms the promissory note he +received from the widow's hands, "that I had very ugly dreams last +night--I dreamed that I played at rouge-et-noir, and lost all the +money you gave me to purchase my commission with, and then that I made +up the loss by promising----" + +"Hush!" said the widow, laying her finger on her lips. + +"Then it was all a dream," said the old man. + +"Look at my uniform," replied the captain. + +"And what did you mean in the story you told me just now?" asked the +old man. + +"Forget it, father," said Ernest. "Dear Meena, look up, my love. It is +our wedding day; and if you do but smile, I'm the happiest dog that +wears a sabre and a doliman." + +That very day two weddings were celebrated in the farm house, those of +Captain Ernest Walstein with the Fraulein Meena Altenburg, and Baron +Von Dangerfeld with the yet beautiful and wealthy widow. The captain +never tried his luck again at any GAME OF CHANCE. + + + + +THE SOLDIER'S SON. + + +Many, many years ago, at the close of a sultry summer's day, a man of +middle age was slowly toiling up a hill in the environs of the +pleasant village of Aumont, a small town in the south of France. The +wayfarer was clad in the habiliments of a private of the infantry of +the line; that is to say, he wore a long-skirted, blue coat, faced +with red, much soiled and stained; kerseymere breeches that were once +white, met at the knee by tattered gaiters of black cloth, an old +battered chapeau, and a haversack, which he carried slung over his +right shoulder, on a sheathed sabre. From time to time, he paused and +wiped the heavy drops of perspiration that gathered constantly upon +his forehead. + +"Courage, Francois, courage," said the soldier to himself; "a few +paces more, and you will reach home. Ah, this is sufficiently +fatiguing, but nothing to the sands of Egypt. May Heaven preserve my +eyesight long enough to see my home--my wife--my brave boy Victor, +once more! Grant me but that, kind Heaven, and I think I will repine +at nothing that may happen further." + +It will be seen from the above, that Francois Bertrand belonged to the +army which had recently covered itself with glory in the Egyptian +campaign, under the command of General Bonaparte, a name already +famous in military annals. He had fought like a hero in the battle of +the Pyramids, when the squares of the French infantry repulsed the +brilliant cavalry of Murad Bey, and destroyed the flower of the +Mamelukes by the deadly fire of their musketry. Wounded in that +memorable battle, he was afterwards attacked by the ophthalmia of the +country; but his eyesight, though impaired, was not yet utterly +destroyed. Honorably discharged, he had just arrived at Marseilles, +from Egypt, and was now on his way home, eager to be folded in the +arms of his beloved wife and his young son. So the soldier toiled +bravely up the hill, for he knew that the white walls of his cottage +and the foliage of his little vineyard would be visible in the valley +commanded by the summit. + +At length he reached the brow of the hill, and gazed eagerly in the +direction of his humble home; but O, agony, it was gone! In its place, +a heap of blackened ruins lay smouldering in the sunlight that seemed +to mock its desolation. Fatigue--weakness--were instantly forgotten, +and the soldier rushed down the brow of the hill to the scene of the +disaster. At the gate of his vineyard, he was met by little Victor, a +boy of ten. + +"A soldier!" cried the boy, who did not recognize his father. "O sir, +you come back from the wars, don't you? Perhaps you can tell me +something about my poor papa?" + +"Victor, my boy, my dear boy! don't you know me?" cried the poor +soldier; and he strained his son convulsively in his arms. + +"O, I know you now, my dear, dear papa," said the boy, sobbing. "I +knew you by the voice--but how changed you are! Why, your mustaches +are turned gray." + +"Victor, Victor, where is your mother?" gasped the soldier. + +"Poor mamma!" said the boy. + +"Speak--I charge you, boy." + +"She is dead." + +"Dead!" Francois fell to the ground as if a bullet had passed through +his brain. When he recovered his senses, he saw Victor kneeling beside +him, and bathing his head with cold water, which he had brought in his +hat from a neighboring spring. In a few words, the child told him +their cottage had taken fire in the night, and been burned to the +ground, and his mother had perished in the flames. + +A kind cottager soon made his appearance, and conducted the +unfortunate father and son to his humble cabin. Here they passed the +night and one or two days following. During that time, Francois +Bertrand neither ate nor slept, but wept over his misfortune with an +agony that refused all consolation. On the third day only he regained +his composure; but it was only to be conscious of a new and +overwhelming misfortune. His eyesight was gone. The agony of mind he +had suffered, and the tears he had shed, had completed the ravages of +his disorder. + +"Where are you, Victor?" said the soldier. + +"Here, by your side, father; don't you see me?" + +"Alas! no, my boy. I can see nothing. Give me your little hand. Your +poor father is blind." + +The agonizing sobs of the boy told him how keenly he appreciated his +father's misfortune. + +"Dry your eyes, Victor;" said the soldier. "Remember the instructions +of your poor mother, how she taught you to submit with resignation to +all the sufferings that Providence sees fit to inflict upon us in this +world of sorrow. Henceforth you must see for both of us; you will be +my eyes, my boy." + +"Yes, father; and I will work for you and support you." + +"You are too young and delicate, Victor. We must beg our bread." + +"_Beg_, father?" + +"Yes, you shall guide my footsteps. There are good people in the world +who will pity my infirmities and your youth. When they see my ragged +uniform, they will say, 'There is one of the braves who upheld the +honor of France upon the burning sands of Egypt,' and they will not +fail to drop a few sous into the old soldier's hat. Come, Victor, we +must march. We have been too long a burden on our poor neighbor. +_Courage, mon enfant, le bon temps viendra._" + +And so the boy and his father set forth upon their wanderings. Neither +asked alms; but when seated by the roadside, under the shadow of an +overhanging tree, the passer-by would halt, and bestow a small sum +upon the worn and blind soldier. Victor was devoted to his father, and +Heaven smiled upon his filial affection. Though denied the society and +sports so dear to his youth, he was always cheerful and happy in the +accomplishment of his task. Often did his innocent gayety beguile his +father into a temporary forgetfulness of his sufferings. Then he would +place his hand upon the boy's head, and stroking his soft, curling +locks, smile sweetly as his sightless eyes were turned towards him, +and commence some stirring narrative of military adventure. + +In this way, days, weeks, months, and even years rolled by. They were +every where well received and kindly treated; and all their physical +wants were supplied. But the old soldier often sighed to think of the +burden his misfortunes imposed upon his boy, and of his wearing out +his young life without congenial companionship, without instruction, +without a future beyond the life of a mendicant. He often prayed in +secret that death might liberate, his little guide from his voluntary +service. + +One day, Francois was seated alone on a stone by the roadside, Victor +having gone to the neighboring village on an errand, when he suddenly +heard a carriage stop beside him. The occupant, a man of middle age, +alighted, and approached the soldier. + +"Your name," said the stranger, "is, I think, Francois Bertrand." + +"The same." + +"A soldier of the army of Egypt?" + +"Yes." + +"And that pretty boy who guides you is your son?" + +"He is--Heaven bless him!" + +"Amen! But has it never occurred to you, my friend, that you are doing +him great injustice in keeping him by you at an age when he ought to +be getting an education to enable him to push his way in the world?" + +"Alas! sir, I have often thought of it. But what could supply his +place? and then, who would befriend and educate him?" + +"His place might be supplied by a dog--and for his protector, I, +myself, who have no son, should be glad to adopt and educate him." + +His son's place supplied by a dog! The thought was agony. And to part +with Victor! The idea was as cruel as death itself. The old soldier +was silent. + +"You are silent, my friend. Has my offer offended you?" + +"No sir--no. But you will pardon a father's feelings." + +"I respect them--and I do not wish to hurry you. Take a day to think +of my proposition, and to inform yourself respecting my character and +position. I am a merchant. My name is Eugene Marmont, and I reside at +No. 17 Rue St. Honore, Paris. I will meet you at this spot to-morrow +at the same hour, and shall then expect an answer. _Au revoir._" He +placed a golden louis in the hand of the soldier, and departed. + +A little reflection convinced Bertrand that it was his duty to accept +the merchant's offer. But cruel as was the task of reconciling himself +to parting with his son, that of inducing Victor to acquiesce in the +arrangement was yet more difficult. It required the exercise of +authority to sever the ties that bound the son to the father. But it +was done--Victor resigned his task to a little dog that was procured +by the merchant, and after an agonizing farewell was whirled away in +Marmont's carriage. + +Years passed on. Victor outstripped all his companions at school, and +stood at the head of the military academy; for he was striving to win +a name and fortune for his father. The good Marmont, from time to +time, endeavored to obtain tidings of the soldier; but the latter had +purposely changed his usual route, and, satisfied that his son was in +good hands, felt a sort of pride in not intruding his poverty and +misfortunes on the notice of Victor's new companions. The boy, +himself, was much distressed at not seeing or hearing from his father; +but he kept struggling on, saying to himself, "_Courage, Victor--le +bon temps viendra_--the good time will come." + +On the death of Marmont, he entered the army as a sub-lieutenant, and +fought his way up to a captaincy under the eye of the emperor. At the +close of a brilliant campaign he was invited to pass a few weeks at +the chateau of a general officer named Duvivier, a few leagues from +Paris. The company there was brilliant, composed of all that was most +beautiful, talented, and distinguished in the circle in which the +general moved. But the "star of that goodly company" was Julie +Duvivier, the youthful and accomplished daughter of the general. Many +distinguished suitors contended for the honor of her hand; but the +moment Victor appeared, they felt they had a formidable rival. The +belle of the chateau could not help showing her decided preference for +him, though, with a modesty and delicacy natural to his position, he +refrained from making any decided advances. + +One night, however, transported beyond himself by passion, he betrayed +the secret of his heart to Julie, as he led her to her seat after an +intoxicating waltz. The reception of his almost involuntary avowal was +such as to convince him that his affection was returned. But he felt +that he had done wrong--and a high sense of honor induced the young +soldier immediately to seek the general, and make him a party to his +wishes. + +He found him alone in the embrasure of a window that opened on the +garden of the chateau. + +"General," said he, with military frankness, "I love your daughter." + +The general started, and cast a glance of displeasure on the young +man. + +"I know you but slightly, Captain Bertrand," he answered, "but you are +aware that the man who marries my daughter must be able to give her +her true position in society. Show me the proofs of your nobility and +wealth, and I will entertain your proposition." + +"Alas!" answered the young soldier in a faltering voice, "I feel that +I have erred--pity me--forgive me--I was led astray by a passion too +strong to be controlled. I have no name--and my fortune is my sword." + +The general bowed coldly, and the young soldier passed out into the +garden. It was a brilliant moonlight evening. Every object was defined +as clearly as if illuminated by the sun's rays. Removing his chapeau, +that the night air might cool his fevered brow, he was about to take +his favorite seat beside the fountain where he had passed many hours +in weaving bright visions of the future, when he perceived that it was +already occupied. An old man in a faded military uniform sat there, +with a little dog lying at his feet. One glance was sufficient--the +next instant Victor folded his father in his arms. + +"Father!" "My boy!" The words were interrupted by convulsive sobs. + +After the first passionate greeting was over, the old man passed his +hand over his son's dress, and a smile of joy was revealed by the +bright moonbeams. + +"A soldier! I thought I heard the clatter of your sabre," said the old +man. "Where did you get these epaulets?" + +"At Austerlitz, father--they were given me by the emperor." + +"Long live the emperor!" said the old man. "He never forgets his +children." + +"No, father. For when he gave me my commission, he said, thoughtfully, +'Bertrand! your name is familiar.' 'Yes, sire--my father served under +the tricolor.' 'I remember--he was one of my old Egyptians.' And +then--father--then he gave me the cross of the legion--and told me, +when I found you, to affix it to your breast in his name." + +"It is almost too much!" sighed the old soldier, as the young officer +produced the cross and attached it to his father's breast. + +"And now," said the young man, "give me your hand as of old, dear +father, and let me lead you." + +"Whither?" + +"Into the saloon of the chateau, to present you to General Duvivier +and his guests." + +"What! in my rags! before all that grand company?" + +"Why not, father? The ragged uniform of a brave soldier who bears the +cross of honor on his breast is the proudest decoration in the world. +Come, father." + +Leading his blind father, young Bertrand reentered the saloon he had +so lately left, and went directly to the general, who was standing, +surrounded by his glittering staff. + +"General," said he, "_here_ is my title of nobility--my father is all +the wealth I possess in the world." + +Tears started to the general's eyes, and he shook the old soldier +warmly by the hand. Then beckoning to Julie, he led her to Victor, and +placed her trembling hand in his. + +"Let this dear girl," said he, "make amends for my coldness a moment +since. A son so noble hearted is worthy of all happiness." + +In a word, Captain, afterwards Colonel, Bertrand married the general's +daughter, and the happiness of their fireside was completed by the +constant presence of the good old soldier, to whose self-denial Victor +owed his honors and domestic bliss. + + + + +TAKING CHARGE OF A LADY. + + +The steamer Ben Franklin--it was many years ago, reader--was just on +the point of leaving her dock at Providence, when a slender, pale +young man, with sandy whiskers and green eyes, who had just safely +stowed away his valise, honorably paid his fare, and purchased a +supper ticket, and now stood on the upper deck, leaning on his blue +cotton umbrella in a mild attitude of contemplation, was accosted by a +benevolent-looking old gentleman, in gold-bowed spectacles, upon whose +left arm hung a feminine, in a bright mazarine blue broadcloth +travelling habit, with a gold watch at her waist, and a green veil +over her face, with the (to a timid young man) startling question +of,-- + +"Pray, sir, will you be so kind as to take charge of a lady?" + +The slender young man with the blue cotton umbrella blushed up to the +roots of his sandy hair, but he bowed deeply and affirmatively. + +"We were disappointed in not meeting a friend, sir," continued the +benevolent-looking old gentleman, "and so I had to trust to chance for +finding an escort to Fanny. Only as far as New York, sir; my daughter +will give you very little trouble. She's a strong-minded, independent +woman, sir, and abundantly able to take care of herself; but I don't +like the idea of ladies travelling alone. If the boat sinks, sir, +she's abundantly able to swim ashore. Good by, Fanny." + +"Father," said the lady in the blue habit, in a deep and mellow +baritone,--rather a queer voice for a woman, though,--"a parting +salute!" She threw back her veil, displaying a pair of piercing black +eyes, kissed the paternal cheek, veiled the black eyes a moment with a +lace-bordered handkerchief, as her sire descended the gang plank,--his +exit being deprived of dignity by the sudden withdrawal of the +board,--and then placed her arm within that of the sandy-haired young +gentleman, and began walking him up and down the promenade deck. + +"Isn't this delightful?" said she. "O, what can exceed the pleasure of +travelling, when one has a sympathizing friend as a companion!" And +she rather pressed the arm of her companion. She was strong-handed as +well as strong-minded. + +Mr. Brown, for that was the name of the timid young gentleman with the +sandy hair and the blue cotton umbrella, was not particularly +susceptible, for he had already lost his heart to a sandy-haired young +lady, who resided in New York; and, besides, he didn't like +strong-minded women; so he asked, very unromantically, but sensibly, +if the happy parent of the lady in the blue habit had purchased her a +ticket. + +"I believe--I am certain that he did not," was the reply. "Father is +so forgetful!" + +"I'll do it myself then, ma'am--if you'll excuse me a moment. What +name?" + +"Brown," said the lady. + +"My own name!" cried the young man. + +"Is it possible?" cried the blue beauty. "What a coincidence! How +striking! charming!" + +She made no offer of money, and Brown invested his own funds in a +passage and supper ticket. + +"You dear creature!" cried the lady, when he handed them to her, "you +are very attentive. But there was no necessity for this supper ticket. +I am the least eater in the world." + +She said nothing about the cost of the tickets; and how could Brown +broach the subject? + +"There's that bell, at last!" she cried, when the supper bell rang; +"do let's hurry down, Brown, for people are so rude and eager on board +steamboats, that unless you move quick you lose your chance." + +Brown was hurried along by his fair friend, and she struggled through +the crowd till she headed the column and got an excellent seat at the +table. Our sandy-haired friend had exalted opinions of the delicacy of +female appetites; he had never helped ladies at a ball, or seen them +in a pantry at luncheon time, and fancied they fed as lightly as +canary birds. He was rather glad to hear Fanny make that remark about +the supper ticket on the promenade deck. But now he found she could +eat. The cold drops of perspiration stood upon his forehead as he +watched the evidences of her voracity. She was helped four times, by +the captain, to beefsteak--no miniature slices either, but huge, broad +cubes of solid flesh. A dish of oysters attracted her eye, and she +gobbled them up every one. Toast and hot bread disappeared before her +ravenous appetite. Sponge and pound cake were despatched with fearful +celerity. She took up the attention of one particular nigger, and he +looked weary and collapsed when the supper was finished. + +Yet, after all this, Fanny paraded the deck, and had the heart to talk +about the "orbs of heaven," and Shelley, and Byron, and Tennyson, and +Ralph Waldo Emerson, and Fanny Ellsler, and Schiller. Brown was very +glad when she retired to the lady's cabin. + +The morning he rose late, purposely to avoid her till the boat touched +the wharf. He engaged a carriage and hunted up the lady's baggage; +fortunately there was not much of it. This done, he escorted her on +shore, and handed her into the coach. + +"Now, then," said the one-eyed driver,--he had recently lost his eye +in a fight, on the first night of his return from Blackwell's +Island,--"where away? Oyster House, Merrikin, or Globe?" + +"Where are you going, madam?" asked Brown. + +"Where are _you_ going?" asked the lady. + +"To the American, ma'am." + +"What a coincidence!" exclaimed the lady, rolling up her black eyes. + +"American House, driver." + +"All right--in with you!" cried the one-eyed man, as he pitched Brown +headlong into the coach, slammed the rickety door on him, sprang to +his box, and lashed his sorry steeds into a gallop. In due time they +arrived, and a room was engaged for the lady, and one for her +cavalier. + +Brown went up town as soon as he had dressed, to see his sweetheart, +taking particular care to say nothing of his namesake, the fair Fanny. + +The next day he was promenading Broadway with Miss S., when he was +confronted, opposite St. Paul's, by a furious man, with black +whiskers, who halted directly in his path. + +"Do you call yourself Brown?" asked the furious man, furiously. + +"That's my name, sir," said the sandy-haired young gentleman, meekly. + +"It's _my_ name, sir," shouted the furious man. "John Brown. Now you +know who I am. Do you know Mrs. Brown?" + +"I don't know," stammered the unfortunate young man with sandy hair. + +"Who did you come from Providence with? answer me that!" roared the +furious man, getting as black as his whiskers with apoplectic rage. + +"I--I took charge of a lady, certainly," stammered the guiltless but +confounded young man. + +"You took charge of Mrs. Brown, sir--Fanny Sophonisba Brown, sir, who +has left my bed and board without provocation, sir,--_vide_ the +Providence papers, sir,--left me, sir, because I didn't approve of her +strong-minded goings on, sir, her woman's-rights meetings, sir, and +her nigger colonizations, sir, and her--but that's enough, sir." + +Here Miss Sumker, who was a mild, freckled-faced girl, dropped the arm +of her companion, and meekly sat down on a doorstep, and covered her +face with a handkerchief. + +"Mr. Brown, sir!" cried our poor young friend, finally plucking up a +spirit. + +"Go it, lemons!" shouted a listening drayman, as he hung over the +scene from one of his cart stakes. + +"Captain Brown," suggested the furious man, with smothered rage. + +"Well then, _Captain_ Brown," said Brown, 2d., spitefully, "the lady +you allude to is a total stranger to me. She was put under my care by +a benevolent-looking old gentleman, with gold-bowed spectacles, and +she has already cost me ten dollars, money advanced on her account." + +"All persons are forbidden to trust the same, as I will pay no debts +of her contracting," said the furious man, with gleams of unmitigated +ferocity and savage exultation. + +"Then I'm done brown, that's all," said the young man, gloomily. "As +for Mrs. Fanny Sophonisba Brown, I never want to see her face again. +She is at the American House, and you can recover her by proving +property and paying charges. And, for my part, I hope I may be kicked +to death by grasshoppers if ever I take charge of a lady again." + +This was the largest speech, probably, that the sandy-haired young man +had ever made in his life. It was a regular "stunner," though. It +convinced Miss Sumker, who had for a moment thought of withdrawing the +light of her freckles from him forever, and who now hastened to +replace her arm in his; and it convinced Captain Brown, who became +suddenly as mild as moonbeams, shook his new acquaintance by the hand, +and declared him a "fine young fellow." + +But the drayman was disgusted at the affair ending without a fight, +and expressed his feelings, as he laid the lash across his horse, by +the single exclamation, "Pickles!" thereby insinuating that the +nauseous sweetness of the reconciliation required a strong dash of +acidity to neutralize its flavor. + +The captain regained his strong-minded wife, and our sandy-haired +friend went home with Miss Sumker, metamorphosed into Mrs. Brown, +having "taken charge" of her for life. + + + + +THE NEW YEAR'S BELLS. + + +How the wind blew on the evening of the 31st December, in the +year--but no matter for the date. It came roaring from the north, +fraught with the icy chillness of those hyperborean regions that are +lost to the sunlight for six months, the realm of ice-ribbed caverns, +and snow mountains heaped up above the horizon in the cold and +cheerless sky. On it came, that northern blast, howling and tearing, +and menacing with destruction every obstacle that crossed its path. It +dashed right through a gorge in the mountains, and twisted the arms of +the rock-rooted hemlock and the giant oak, as if they were the twigs +of saplings. Then it swept over the wild, waste meadows, rattling the +frozen sedge, and whirling into eddies the few dry leaves that +remained upon the surface of the earth. Next it invaded the principal +street of the quaint old village, and played the mischief with the +tall elms and the venerable buttonwoods that stood on either side like +sentinels guarding the highway. How the old gilt lion that swung from +the sign post of the tavern, hanging like a malefactor in irons, was +shaken and disturbed! Backwards and forwards the animal was tossed, +like a bark upon the ocean. Now he seemed as if about to turn a +somerset and circumnavigate the beam from which he hung, creaking and +groaning dismally all the while, like an unhappy soul in purgatory. +The loose shutters of the upper story of the tavern chattered like +the teeth of a witch-ridden old crone. But cheerful fires of hickory +and maple were burning within doors; a merry group was gathered in the +old oak parlor, and little recked the guests of the elemental war +without. In fact, they knew nothing of it, till the driver of the +village stage coach, making his appearance with a few flakes of snow +on his snuff-colored surtout, announced, as he expanded his broad +hands to the genial blaze, that it was a "wild night out of doors." + +But on--on sped the wild wind, driving the snow flakes before it as a +victorious army sweeps away the routed skirmishers and outposts of the +enemy. Away went the night wind on its wild errand, reaching at last a +solitary cottage on the outskirts of the village. Here it revelled in +unwonted fury, ripping up the loose shingles from the moss-grown +rooftree, and forcing an entrance through many a yawning crevice. + +The scene within the cottage presented a strange and painful contrast +to the interior of most of the comfortable houses in the flourishing +village through which we have been hurrying on the wings of the cold +north wind. The room was scantily furnished. There were two or three +very old-fashioned, rickety, straw-bottomed chairs, an oaken stool or +two, and a pine table. The hour hand of a wooden clock on the mantel +piece pointed to eleven. A fire of chips and brushwood was smouldering +on the hearth. In one corner of the room, near the fireplace, on a +heap of straw, covered with a blanket, two little boys lay sleeping in +each other's arms. Crouched near the table, her features dimly lighted +by a tallow candle, sat a woman advanced in life, clad in faded but +cleanly garments, whose hollow cheeks and sunken eye told a painful +tale of sorrow and destitution. Those sad eyes were fixed anxiously +and imploringly upon the stern, grim face of a hard-featured old man, +who, with hat pulled over his shaggy gray eyebrows, was standing, +resting on a stout staff, in the centre of the floor. + +"So, you haven't got any money for me," said the old man, in the +harshest of all possible voices. + +"Alas! no, Mr. Wurm--if I had I should have brought it to you long +ago," answered the poor woman. "I had raked and scraped a little +together--but the sickness of these poor children--poor William's +orphans--swept it all away--I haven't got a cent." + +"So much the worse for you, Mrs. Redman," answered the old man, +harshly. "I've been easy with you--I've waited and waited--trusting +your promises. I can't wait any longer. I want the money." + +"You want the money! Is it possible? Report speaks you rich." + +"It's false--false!" said the old man, bitterly. "I'm poor--I'm +pinched. Ask the townspeople how I live. Do I look like a rich man? +No, no! I tell you I want my dues--and I will have 'em." + +"I can't pay you," said the woman, sadly. + +"Then you must abide the consequences!" + +"What consequences?" + +"I've got an execution--that's all," said the hardhearted landlord. + +"An execution! what's that?" + +"A warrant to take all your goods." + +"My goods!" said the poor woman, looking round her with a melancholy +smile. "Why I have nothing but what few things you see in this room. +You surely wouldn't take those." + +"I'll take all I can get." + +"And leave me here with the bare walls." + +"No, no! you walk out of this to-morrow." + +"In the depth of winter! You cannot be so hardhearted." + +"We shall see that." + +"I care not for myself; but what is to become of these poor children?" + +"Send 'em to work in the factory." + +"But they are just recovering from sickness; they are too young to +work. O, where, where can we go?" + +"To the poorhouse," said the landlord, fiercely. + +The poor woman rose, and approaching the landlord's feet, fell upon +her knees, clasped her hands, and looked upward in his stern and +unrelenting face. + +"Israel Wurm," she said, "has your heart grown as hard as the nether +millstone? Have you forgotten the days of old lang syne? O, remember +that we were once prosperous and happy; remember that misfortune and +not sin has reduced me and mine to the deplorable state in which you +find us. Remember that my husband was your early friend--your +schoolfellow--your playmate. Remember that when he was rich and you +poor, he gave you from his plenty--freely--bountifully--not gave with +the expectation of a return; his gifts were bounties, not loans." + +"Therefore I owed him nothing," said the obdurate miser, turning away. + +"You shall hear me out," said the woman, starting to her feet. "I ask +for a further delay; I ask you to stay the hard hand of the law. You +profess to be a Christian; I demand justice and mercy in the name of +those sleeping innocents, my poor grandchildren, whose father is in +heaven. You _shall_ be merciful." + +"Heyday!" exclaimed the miser; "this is fine talk, upon my word. You +_demand_ justice, do you? Well, you shall have it. The law is on my +side, and I will carry it out to the letter." + +"Then," said the outraged woman, stretching forth her trembling hand, +"the curse of the widow and the orphan shall be upon you. Sleeping or +waking, it shall haunt you; and on your miserable death bed, when the +ugly shapes that throng about the pillow of the dying sinner shall +close around you, our malediction shall weigh like lead upon you, and +your palsied lips shall fail to articulate the impotent prayer for +that mercy to yourself which you denied to others. And now begone. +This house is mine to-night, at least. Afflict it no longer with your +presence. Go forth into the night; it is not darker than your +benighted soul, nor is the north wind one half so pitiless as you." + +With a bitter curse upon his lips, but trembling and dismayed in spite +of himself, Israel Wurm left the presence of the indignant victim of +his cruelty, and turned his footsteps in the direction of his home. +His _home_! It scarcely deserved the name. There was no fire there to +thaw his chilled and trembling frame--no light to gleam athwart the +darkness, and send forth its pilgrim rays to meet him and guide his +footsteps to his threshold. No wife, no children, waited eagerly his +return. It was the miser's home--dark, desolate, stern, and repulsive. +Its deep cellars, its thick walls held hidden stores of gold, and +notes, and bonds, but there were garnered up no treasures of the +heart. + +The miser's path lay through the churchyard, a desolate place enough +even in the gay noon of a midsummer day, now doubly repulsive in the +wild midnight of midwinter. The wall was ruinous. The black iron +gateway frowned, naked and ominous. The field of death was crowded +with headstones of slate, and innumerable mounds marked the +resting-place of many generations. The snow was now gathering fast +over the dreary and desolate abode, as the miser stumbled along the +beaten pathway, bending against the blast and drift. A strange +numbness and drowsiness crept over him. He no longer felt the cold; an +uncontrollable desire of slumber possessed him. He sat down upon a +flat tombstone, and soon lost all consciousness of his actual +situation. + +Suddenly he saw before him the well-known figure of the old sexton of +the village, busily occupied in digging a grave. The winter had passed +away; it was now midsummer. The birds were singing in the trees, and +from the far green meadows sounded the low of cattle, and the tinkling +of sheep bells. Even the graveyard looked no longer desolate, for on +many of the little hillocks bright flowers were springing into bloom +and verdure, attesting the affection that outlived death, and +decorating with living bloom the precincts of decay. + +"My friend, for whom are you digging that grave?" asked Israel. + +The sexton looked up from his work, but did not seem to recognize the +spokesman. + +"For a man that died last night; he is to be buried to-day." + +"Methinks this haste is somewhat indecorous," said Israel Wurm. + +"O, for the matter of that," said the sexton, "the sooner this +fellow's out of the way the better. There's nobody to mourn for him." + +"Is he a pauper, then?" + +"O no! he was immensely rich." + +"And had he no relations--no friends?" + +"For relations, he had a nephew, who inherits all his property. The +young dog will make the money fly, I tell you. As for friends, he had +none. The poor dreaded him--the good despised him; for he was a +hardhearted, selfish, griping man. In a word, he was a MISER," said the +sexton. + +"A miser," faltered the trembling dreamer; "what was his name?" + +"Israel Wurm," replied the sexton. + +Graveyard and sexton faded away; in their place arose a splendid grove +of trees--a clearing--a village school house. Two boys were sauntering +along the roadside, engaged in serious, childish talk. One was fair, +with golden locks; the other dark-haired and grave of aspect. Israel +started, for in the latter he recognized himself--a boy of fifty years +ago. + +"Israel," said the golden-haired boy, "it's 'lection day to-morrow; +we'll hire Browning's horse and chaise, and go to Boston, and have a +grand time on the Common, seeing all the shows." + +"You forget, Mark," said the dark-haired boy, sadly, "that I have no +money." + +"What of that?" replied the other; "I have a pocket full; and what's +mine is yours, you know. Come, cheer up, you'll one day he as rich as +I am; and then it will be your turn to treat, you know. I can afford +to be generous, and so would you be, if you had the means." + +Then the shadow passed from the face of the dark-haired boy, and a +smile lighted up his countenance, and the two schoolfellows passed on +their way together. + +Grove and school house passed away, melting into another scene like +one of the dissolving views. Israel stood before a huge illuminated +screen, in the midst of a gaping company of sight seers. He could see +nothing but a confused mass of heads, vaguely lighted by the rays +from that vast screen. It was some kind of an exhibition. + +"Now, ladies and gentlemen," said a strange voice issuing from the +darkness, "we shall show you the wonders of the oxy-hydrogen +microscope; natural objects magnified five thousand times. Look and +behold the proboscis of the common house fly." + +Israel gazed with the rest, and soon a huge object, resembling the +trunk of a monster elephant, appeared on the illuminated disk. It +passed away. + +"Now, ladies and gentlemen," said the voice, "look well to the +illuminated screen. What do you see now?" + +"Nothing!" was the universal and indignant answer. + +"I thought so," replied the voice. "Yet you have before you a miser's +soul magnified five thousand times; a million such would not produce +an image on the screen." + +The illuminated disk grew dark and disappeared; then a lurid light +seemed to fill all space; and soon huge billows of flames rolled +upward, and writhed and twisted together like a myriad of gigantic +serpents. Shrieks and howls of anguish issued from the fiery mass, but +above all was heard the startling clangor of a bell. + +"Halloo! who's this?" cried a voice that evidently issued from a set +of powerful human lungs. The miser felt himself roughly shaken by the +shoulder, and awoke. + +"What's the noise?--fire?" he asked; for the bell he had heard in his +dream now jarred upon his waking senses. + +"Fire! no!" said the man who had awakened him--the butcher of the +village. "It's the boys ringing in the new year. By the way, I wish +you a happy new year, Mr. Wurm." + +"A happy new year, Mr. Wurm," said the schoolmaster for he, too, was +present. + +"A happy new year," said Farmer Harrowby. + +"And a happy new year" chorused a dozen other voices. It was great fun +wishing a miser a happy new year. + +"Thank you, neighbors; I wish you a thousand," replied Israel, +cheerfully. + +"How came you asleep there?" asked Farmer Harrowby. "Why, you might +have perished in the drift." + +"I was overcome by drowsiness," answered Israel. "I was very cold; I'd +been to make a call on Widow Redman, and the poor soul was out of +wood. By the way, farmer, the first thing after sunrise, I want you to +be sure to gear up your ox team, and take a cord of your best hickory +and pitch pine to the widow." + +"And who'll pay me?" asked the farmer, doubtfully. + +"I will, to be sure," answered Israel. "Have not I got money enough? +Here--hold your hand;" and he put a handful of silver in the farmer's +honest palm. "And you, Mr. Wilkins," he added, addressing the butcher, +"take her the best turkey you've got, and half a pig, with my +compliments, and a happy new year to her." + +"And how about that execution?" asked the constable, who was round +with the rest, 'seeing the old year out and the new year in.' + +"Confound the execution! Don't let me hear another word about it," +said Israel, magnanimously. "And now, neighbors," he added, "I owe you +something for your good wishes; come along with me to the Golden Lion, +and I'll give you the best supper the tavern affords. Hurrah! New year +don't come but once in a twelvemonth." + +We will be bound that a merrier party never left a churchyard, even +after a funeral, nor a merrier set ever sat down to a festal board, +than that which gathered to greet the hospitality of Israel Wurm. In +the course of the evening, an old Scotch gardener gave it as his +opinion that the "miser was _fey_." (When a man suddenly changes his +character, as when a spendthrift becomes saving, or a niggard +generous, the Scotch say that he is _fey_, and consider the change a +forerunner of sudden death.) + +"No, my friends," said Israel, overhearing the remark, "I am not +_fey_; and I mean to live a long while, Heaven willing, for I have +just learned that the true secret of enjoying life is to do good to +others. I had a dream to-night which has, I trust, made me a wiser and +better man. The miser lies buried in yonder churchyard; Israel Wurm, a +new man, has risen in his place; and as far as my means go, I intend +that this shall be a happy new year to every one of my acquaintances." + +Israel was as good as his word, and never relapsed into his old +habits. The widow and the orphan children were provided for by his +bounty; he gave liberally to every object of charity. Hospitals, +schools, and colleges were the recipients of his bounty; and when he +died, in the fulness of years, the blessings of old and young followed +him to his last resting-place in the old churchyard where he had +dreamed the mysterious dream, and been awakened to a better life by +the pealing of the NEW YEAR'S BELLS. + + + + +THE OLD YEAR AND THE NEW. + + +"O, this is beautiful--beautiful indeed!" cried a young and silvery +voice, musical as fairy bells heard at midnight. "How white this snowy +drapery hangs upon the roofs of these bright palaces!" and the +speaker, a gay boy, danced trippingly along, following in the +footsteps of an old, gray-bearded man who was tottering before him. + +The old man turned. "You call that snowy drapery beautiful?" said he. + +"Yes--it is like the raiment of a bride," said the boy. + +"To me it seems a shroud thrown over the grave of buried hopes," +answered the old man. + +"But what are these joy bells ringing for?" said the boy. + +"For a death and for a birth!" replied the old man. + +"You speak riddles." + +"I speak truth. The same sounds have a different import to different +ears. To mine there is a death knell in these tremulous vibrations of +the air." + +"You are very old, father--and age has cankered you." + +"A twelvemonth since, young child of Time," replied the old man, "I +was like you." + +"A twelvemonth! Your back is bent, your locks are silvery, your voice +is tremulous. How is this?" + +"Wrinkles and gray hairs are the work of sorrows, not of years. Eyes +that are weary of the sight of suffering grow dim apace." + +"But hark!" said the youth. "Hear you not that music--the peals of +laughter that come from yonder illuminated house? It is a wedding +festival." + +"Yes," replied the old man, sadly. "A twelvemonth since, I heard the +same sounds in the same house. There was music and feasting--it was, +as now, a wedding festival. Where is the bride? Go to yonder +churchyard. You will find her name inscribed on a simple stone. If you +pass out of the city to the north, you will see some huge buildings of +brick, towering upon an eminence. If you linger by the garden wall you +will hear shrieks and curses, the howls of despair, the ravings of +hopeless lunacy. The husband is there--the victim of his own evil +passions--a raving maniac." + +"Away with these croaking reminiscences!" cried the younger voice. +"Let the music peal--let the dance go on. The wine is red within the +cup." + +"Yes--and the deadly serpent lurks below." + +"Then the world is all desolate!" cried the New Year. + +"No! there are green spots in the desert!" said the Old Year; "but +beware of deeming it all fairyland! But a little while and you will +follow me. But the end is not here--after Time, Eternity! There +suffering and sin are unknown. There each departed spirit, after +making the circuit of its appointed sphere, shall rise to a higher and +a higher, while boundless love and wisdom illuminate all, radiating +from a centre whose brightness no human senses can conceive." + +The old man was gone. The joyous bells had rung his requiem. The young +heir was enthroned--and with mingled hope and foreboding commenced the +reign of 1853. + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Three Brides, Love in a Cottage, +and Other Tales, by Francis A. 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