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+Project Gutenberg's The Land of Contrasts, by James Fullarton Muirhead
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+Title: The Land of Contrasts
+ A Briton's View of His American Kin
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+Author: James Fullarton Muirhead
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+ The
+ Land of Contrasts
+
+ _A Briton's View of his American Kin_
+
+
+ By
+
+ James Fullarton Muirhead
+
+ Author of _Baedeker's Handbooks to Great Britain
+ and the United States_
+
+
+ Lamson, Wolffe and Company
+ Boston, New York and London
+ _MDCCCXCVIII._
+
+
+ Copyright, 1898
+ By Lamson, Wolffe and Company
+ _All rights reserved_
+
+
+ Press of
+ Rockwell and Churchill
+ BOSTON, U.S.A.
+
+
+ _To
+ The Land
+ That has given me
+ What makes Life most worth living_
+
+
+
+
+
+Contents
+
+
+ Chapter Page
+
+ I. Introductory 1
+
+ II. The Land of Contrasts 7
+
+ III. Lights and Shadows of American Society 24
+
+ IV. An Appreciation of the American Woman 45
+
+ V. The American Child 63
+
+ VI. International Misapprehensions and National Differences 74
+
+ VII. Sports and Amusements 106
+
+ VIII. The Humour of the "Man on the Cars" 128
+
+ IX. American Journalism--A Mixed Blessing 143
+
+ X. Some Literary Straws 162
+
+ XI. Certain Features of Certain Cities 190
+
+ XII. Baedekeriana 219
+
+ XIII. The American Note 273
+
+
+
+
+
+Author's Note
+
+
+My first visit to the United States of America--a short one--was paid
+in 1888. The observations on which this book is mainly based were,
+however, made in 1890-93, when I spent nearly three years in the
+country, engaged in the preparation of "Baedeker's Handbook to the
+United States." My work led me into almost every State and Territory
+in the Union, and brought me into direct contact with representatives
+of practically every class. The book was almost wholly written in what
+leisure I could find for it in 1895 and 1896. The foot-notes, added on
+my third visit to the country (1898), while I was seeing the chapters
+through the press, have at least this significance, that they show how
+rapidly things change in the Land of Contrasts.
+
+No part of the book has been previously published, except some ten
+pages or so, which appeared in the _Arena_ for July, 1892. Most of the
+matter in this article has been incorporated in Chapter II. of the
+present volume.
+
+So far as the book has any general intention, my aim has been, while
+not ignoring the defects of American civilisation, to dwell rather on
+those features in which, as it seems to me, John Bull may learn from
+Brother Jonathan. I certainly have not had so much trouble in finding
+these features as seems to have been the case with many other British
+critics of America. My sojourn in the United States has been full of
+benefit and stimulus to myself; and I should like to believe that my
+American readers will see that this book is substantially a tribute of
+admiration and gratitude.
+
+J.F.M.
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+Introductory
+
+
+It is not everyone's business, nor would it be everyone's pleasure, to
+visit the United States of America. More, perhaps, than in any other
+country that I know of will what the traveller finds there depend on
+what he brings with him. Preconception will easily fatten into a
+perfect mammoth of realisation; but the open mind will add
+immeasurably to its garner of interests and experiences. It may be
+"but a colourless crowd of barren life to the dilettante--a poisonous
+field of clover to the cynic" (Martin Morris); but he to whom man is
+more than art will easily find his account in a visit to the American
+Republic. The man whose bent of mind is distinctly conservative, to
+whom innovation always suggests a presumption of deterioration, will
+probably be much more irritated than interested by a peregrination of
+the Union. The Englishman who is wedded to his own ideas, and whose
+conception of comfort and pleasure is bounded by the way they do
+things at home, may be goaded almost to madness by the gnat-stings of
+American readjustments--and all the more because he cannot adopt the
+explanation that they are the natural outcome of an alien blood and a
+foreign tongue. If he expects the same servility from his "inferiors"
+that he has been accustomed to at home, his relations with them will
+be a series of electric shocks; nay, his very expectation of it will
+exasperate the American and make him show his very worst side. The
+stately English dame must let her amusement outweigh her resentment if
+she is addressed as "grandma" by some genial railway conductor of the
+West; she may feel assured that no impertinence is intended.
+
+The lover of scenery who expects to see a Jungfrau float into his ken
+before he has lost sight of a Mte. Rosa; the architect who expects to
+find the railway time-table punctuated at hourly intervals by a
+venerable monument of his art; the connoisseur who hopes to visit a
+Pitti Palace or a Dresden Picture Gallery in every large city; the
+student who counts on finding almost every foot of ground soaked with
+historic gore and every building hallowed by immemorial association;
+the sociologist who looks for different customs, costumes, and
+language at every stage of his journey;--each and all of these will do
+well to refrain his foot from the soil of the United States. On the
+other hand, the man who is interested in the workings of civilisation
+under totally new conditions; who can make allowances, and quickly and
+easily readjust his mental attitude; who has learned to let the new
+comforts of a new country make up, temporarily at least, for the loss
+of the old; who finds nothing alien to him that is human, and has a
+genuine love for mankind; who can appreciate the growth of general
+comfort at the expense of caste; who delights in promising experiments
+in politics, sociology, and education; who is not thrown off his
+balance by the shifting of the centre of gravity of honour and
+distinction; who, in a word, is not congealed by conventionality, but
+is ready to accept novelties on their merits,--he, unless I am very
+grievously mistaken, will find compensations in the United States that
+will go far to make up for Swiss Alp and Italian lake, for Gothic
+cathedral and Palladian palace, for historic charters and
+time-honoured tombs, for paintings by Raphael and statues by Phidias.
+
+Perhaps, in the last analysis, our appreciation of America will depend
+on whether we are optimistic or pessimistic in regard to the great
+social problem which is formed of so many smaller problems. If we
+think that the best we can do is to preserve what we have, America
+will be but a series of disappointments. If, however, we believe that
+man's sympathies for others will grow deeper, that his ingenuity will
+ultimately be equal to at least a partial solution of the social
+question, we shall watch the seething of the American crucible with
+intensest interest. The solution of the social problem, speaking
+broadly, must imply that each man must in some direction, simple or
+complex, work for his own livelihood. Equality will always be a word
+for fools and doctrinaires to conjure with, but those who believe in
+man's sympathy for man must have faith that some day relative human
+justice will be done, which will be as far beyond the justice of
+to-day as light is from dark.[1] And it would be hard to say where we
+are to look for this consummation if not in the United States of
+America, which "has been the home of the poor and the eccentric from
+all parts of the world, and has carried their poverty and passions on
+its stalwart young shoulders." We may visit the United States, like M.
+Bourget, _pour reprendre un peu de foi dans le lendemain de
+civilisation_.
+
+The paragraph on a previous page is not meant to imply that the United
+States are destitute of scenic, artistic, picturesque, and historic
+interest. The worst that can be said of American scenery is that its
+best points are separated by long intervals; the best can hardly be
+put too strongly. Places like the Yosemite Valley (of which Mr.
+Emerson said that it was the only scenery he ever saw where "the
+reality came up to the brag"), the Yellowstone Park, Niagara, and the
+stupendous Canon of the Colorado River amply make good their worldwide
+reputation; but there are innumerable other places less known in
+Europe, such as the primeval woods and countless lakes of the
+Adirondacks, the softer beauties of the Berkshire Hills, the Hudson
+(that grander American Rhine), the Swiss-like White Mountains, the
+Catskills, the mystic Ocklawaha of Florida, and the Black Mountains of
+Carolina that would amply repay the easy trouble of an Atlantic
+passage under modern conditions. The historic student, too, will find
+much that is worthy of his attention, especially in the older Eastern
+States; and will, perhaps, be surprised to realise how relative a term
+antiquity is. In a short time he will find himself looking at an
+American building of the seventeenth century with as much reverence as
+if it had been a contemporary of the Plantagenets; and, indeed, if
+antiquity is to be determined by change and development rather than by
+mere flight of time, the two centuries of New York will hold their own
+with a cycle of Cathay. It is, as Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes remarked
+to the present writer, like the different thermometrical scales; it
+does not take very long to realise that twenty-five degrees of Reaumur
+mean as great a heat as ninety degrees of Fahrenheit. Such a city as
+Boston amply justifies its inclusion in a "Historic Towns" series,
+along with London and Oxford; and it is by no means a singular
+instance. Even the lover of art will not find America an absolute
+Sahara. To say nothing of the many masterpieces of European painters
+that have found a resting-place in America, where there is at least
+one public picture gallery and several private ones of the first
+class, the best efforts of American painters, and perhaps still more
+those of American sculptors, are full of suggestion and charm; while I
+cannot believe that the student of modern architecture will anywhere
+find a more interesting field than among the enterprising and original
+works of the American school of architecture.
+
+This book will be grievously misunderstood if it is supposed to be in
+any way an attempt to cover, even sketchily, the whole ground of
+American civilisation, or to give anything like a coherent
+appreciation of it. In the main it is merely a record of personal
+impressions, a series of notes upon matters which happened to come
+under my personal observation and to excite my personal interest. Not
+only the conditions under which I visited the country, but also my own
+disqualifications of taste and knowledge, have prevented me from more
+than touching on countless topics, such as the phenomena of politics,
+religion, commerce, and industry, which would naturally find a place
+in any complete account of America. I have also tried to avoid, so far
+as possible, describing well-known scenery, or in other ways going
+over the tracks of my predecessors. The phenomena of the United States
+are so momentous in themselves that the observation of them from any
+new standpoint cannot be wholly destitute of value; while they change
+so rapidly that he would be unobservant indeed who could not find
+something new to chronicle.
+
+It is important, also, to remember that the generalisations of this
+book apply in very few cases to the whole extent of the United States.
+I shall be quite contented if any one section of the country thinks
+that I cannot mean _it_ in such-and-such an assertion, provided it
+allows that the cap fits some other portion of the great community. As
+a rule, however, it may be assumed that unqualified references to
+American civilisation relate to it as crystallised in such older
+communities as New York or Philadelphia, not to the fermenting process
+of life-in-the-making on the frontier.
+
+In the comparisons between Great Britain and the United States I have
+tried to oppose only those classes which substantially correspond to
+each other. Thus, in contrasting the Lowell manufacturer, the
+Hampshire squire, the Virginian planter, and the Manchester man, it
+must not be forgotten that the first and the last have many points of
+difference from the second and third which are not due to their
+geographical position. Many of the instances on which my remarks are
+based may undoubtedly be called _extreme_; but even extreme cases are
+suggestive, if not exactly typical. There is a breed of poultry in
+Japan, in which, by careful cultivation, the tail-feathers of the cock
+sometimes reach a length of ten or even fifteen feet. This is not
+precisely typical of the gallinaceous species; but it is none the less
+a phenomenon which might be mentioned in a comparison with the
+apteryx.
+
+Finally, I ought perhaps to say, with Mr. E.A. Freeman, that I
+sometimes find it almost impossible to believe that the whole nation
+can be so good as the people who have been so good to me.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] I have some suspicion that this ought to be in quotation marks,
+but cannot now trace the passage.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+The Land of Contrasts
+
+
+When I first thought of writing about the United States at all, I soon
+came to the conclusion that no title could better than the above
+express the general impression left on my mind by my experiences in
+the Great Republic. It may well be that a long list of inconsistencies
+might be made out for any country, just as for any individual; but so
+far as my knowledge goes the United States stands out as preeminently
+the "Land of Contrasts"--the land of stark, staring, and stimulating
+inconsistency; at once the home of enlightenment and the happy hunting
+ground of the charlatan and the quack; a land in which nothing happens
+but the unexpected; the home of Hyperion, but no less the haunt of the
+satyr; always the land of promise, but not invariably the land of
+performance; a land which may be bounded by the aurora borealis, but
+which has also undeniable acquaintance with the flames of the
+bottomless pit; a land which is laved at once by the rivers of
+Paradise and the leaden waters of Acheron.
+
+If I proceed to enumerate a few of the actual contrasts that struck
+me, in matters both weighty and trivial, it is not merely as an
+exercise in antithesis, but because I hope it will show how easy it
+would be to pass an entirely and even ridiculously untrue judgment
+upon the United States by having an eye only for one series of the
+startling opposites. It should show in a very concrete way one of the
+most fertile sources of those unfair international judgments which led
+the French Academician Jouey to the statement: "Plus on reflechit et
+plus on observe, plus on se convainct de la faussete de la plupart de
+ces jugements portes sur un nation entiere par quelques ecrivains et
+adoptes sans examen par les autres." The Americans themselves can
+hardly take umbrage at the label, if Mr. Howells truly represents them
+when he makes one of the characters in "A Traveller from Altruria"
+assert that they pride themselves even on the size of their
+inconsistencies. The extraordinary clashes that occur in the United
+States are doubtless largely due to the extraordinary mixture of youth
+and age in the character of the country. If ever an old head was set
+upon young shoulders, it was in this case of the United States--this
+"Strange New World, thet yit was never young." While it is easy, in a
+study of the United States, to see the essential truth of the analogy
+between the youth of an individual and the youth of a State, we must
+also remember that America was in many respects born full-grown, like
+Athena from the brain of Zeus, and cooerdinates in the most
+extraordinary way the shrewdness of the sage with the naivete of the
+child. Those who criticise the United States because, with the
+experience of all the ages behind her, she is in some points vastly
+defective as compared with the nations of Europe are as much mistaken
+as those who look to her for the fresh ingenuousness of youth unmarred
+by any trace of age's weakness. It is simply inevitable that she
+should share the vices as well as the virtues of both. Mr. Freeman
+has well pointed out how natural it is that a colony should rush ahead
+of the mother country in some things and lag behind it in others; and
+that just as you have to go to French Canada if you want to see Old
+France, so, for many things, if you wish to see Old England you must
+go to New England.
+
+Thus America may easily be abreast or ahead of us in such matters as
+the latest applications of electricity, while retaining in its legal
+uses certain cumbersome devices that we have long since discarded.
+Americans still have "Courts of Oyer and Terminer" and still insist on
+the unanimity of the jury, though their judges wear no robes and their
+counsel apply to the cuspidor as often as to the code. So, too, the
+extension of municipal powers accomplished in Great Britain still
+seems a formidable innovation in the United States.
+
+The general feeling of power and scope is probably another fruitful
+source of the inconsistencies of American life. Emerson has well said
+that consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds; and no doubt the
+largeness, the illimitable outlook, of the national mind of the United
+States makes it disregard surface discrepancies that would grate
+horribly on a more conventional community. The confident belief that
+all will come out right in the end, and that harmony can be attained
+when time is taken to consider it, carries one triumphantly over the
+roughest places of inconsistency. It is easy to drink our champagne
+from tin cans, when we know that it is merely a sense of hurry that
+prevents us fetching the chased silver goblets waiting for our use.
+
+This, I fancy, is the explanation of one series of contrasts which
+strikes an Englishman at once. America claims to be the land of
+liberty _par excellence_, and in a wholesale way this may be true in
+spite of the gap between the noble sentiments of the Declaration of
+Independence and the actual treatment of the negro and the Chinaman.
+But in what may be called the retail traffic of life the American puts
+up with innumerable restrictions of his personal liberty. Max O'Rell
+has expatiated with scarcely an exaggeration on the wondrous sight of
+a powerful millionaire standing meekly at the door of a hotel
+dining-room until the consequential head-waiter (very possibly a
+coloured gentleman) condescends to point out to him the seat he may
+occupy. So, too, such petty officials as policemen and railway
+conductors are generally treated rather as the masters than as the
+servants of the public. The ordinary American citizen accepts a long
+delay on the railway or an interminable "wait" at the theatre as a
+direct visitation of Providence, against which it would be useless
+folly to direct cat-calls, grumbles, or letters to the _Times_.
+Americans invented the slang word "kicker," but so far as I could see
+their vocabulary is here miles ahead of their practice; they dream
+noble deeds, but do not do them; Englishmen "kick" much better,
+without having a name for it. The right of the individual to do as he
+will is respected to such an extent that an entire company will put up
+with inconvenience rather than infringe it. A coal-carter will calmly
+keep a tramway-car waiting several minutes until he finishes his
+unloading. The conduct of the train-boy, as described in Chapter XII.,
+would infallibly lead to assault and battery in England, but hardly
+elicits an objurgation in America, where the right of one sinner to
+bang a door outweighs the desire of twenty just persons for a quiet
+nap. On the other hand, the old Puritan spirit of interference with
+individual liberty sometimes crops out in America in a way that would
+be impossible in this country. An inscription in one of the large
+mills at Lawrence, Mass., informs the employees (or did so some years
+ago) that "regular attendance at some place of worship and a proper
+observance of the Sabbath will be expected of every person employed."
+So, too, the young women of certain districts impose on their admirers
+such restrictions in the use of liquor and tobacco that any less
+patient animal than the native American would infallibly kick over the
+traces.
+
+In spite of their acknowledged nervous energy and excitability,
+Americans often show a good deal of a quality that rivals the phlegm
+of the Dutch. Their above-mentioned patience during railway or other
+delays is an instance of this. So, in the incident related in Chapter
+XII. the passengers in the inside coach retained their seats
+throughout the whole experiment. Their resemblance in such cases as
+this to placid domestic kine is enhanced--out West--by the inevitable
+champing of tobacco or chewing-gum, than which nothing I know of so
+robs the human countenance of the divine spark of intelligence. Boston
+men of business, after being whisked by the electric car from their
+suburban residences to the city at the rate of twelve miles an hour,
+sit stoically still while the congested traffic makes the car take
+twenty minutes to pass the most crowded section of Washington
+street,--a walk of barely five minutes.[2]
+
+Even in the matter of what Mr. Ambassador Bayard has styled "that form
+of Socialism, Protection," it seems to me that we can find traces of
+this contradictory tendency. Americans consider their country as
+emphatically the land of protection, and attribute most of their
+prosperity to their inhospitable customs barriers. This may be so; but
+where else in the world will you find such a volume and expanse of
+free trade as in these same United States? We find here a huge section
+of the world's surface, 3,000 miles long and 1,500 miles wide,
+occupied by about fifty practically independent States, containing
+seventy millions of inhabitants, producing a very large proportion of
+all the necessities and many of the luxuries of life, and all enjoying
+the freest of free trade with each other. Few of these States are as
+small as Great Britain, and many of them are immensely larger.
+Collectively they contain nearly half the railway mileage of the
+globe, besides an incomparable series of inland waterways. Over all
+these is continually passing an immense amount of goods. The San
+Francisco _News Letter_, a well-known weekly journal, points out that
+of the 1,400,000,000 tons of goods carried for 100 miles or upwards on
+the railways of the world in 1895, no less than 800,000,000 were
+carried in the United States. Even if we add the 140,000,000 carried
+by sea-going ships, there remains a balance of 60,000,000 tons in
+favor of the United States as against the rest of the world. It is,
+perhaps, impossible to ascertain whether or not the actual value of
+the goods carried would be in the same proportion; but it seems
+probable that the value of the 800,000,000 tons of the home trade of
+America must considerably exceed that of the _free_ portion of the
+trade of the British Empire, _i.e._, practically the whole of its
+import trade and that portion of its export trade carried on with
+free-trade countries or colonies. The internal commerce of the United
+States makes it the most wonderful market on the globe; and Brother
+Jonathan, the rampant Protectionist, stands convicted as the greatest
+Cobdenite of them all!
+
+We are all, it is said, apt to "slip up" on our strongest points.
+Perhaps this is why one of the leading writers of the American
+democracy is able to assert that "there is no country in the world
+where the separation of the classes is so absolute as ours," and to
+quote a Russian revolutionist, who lived in exile all over Europe and
+nowhere found such want of sympathy between the rich and poor as in
+America. If this were true it would certainly form a startling
+contrast to the general kind-heartedness of the American. But I fancy
+it rather points to the condition of greater relative equality. Our
+Russian friend was accustomed to the patronising kindness of the
+superior to the inferior, of the master to the servant. It is easy, on
+an empyrean rock, to be "kind" to the mortals toiling helplessly down
+below. It costs little, to use Mr. Bellamy's parable, for those
+securely seated on the top of the coach to subscribe for salve to
+alleviate the chafed wounds of those who drag it. In America there is
+less need and less use of this patronising kindness; there is less
+kindness from class to class simply because the conscious realisation
+of "class" is non-existent in thousands of cases where it would be to
+the fore in Europe. As for the first statement quoted at the head of
+this paragraph, I find it very hard of belief. It is true that there
+are exclusive _circles_, to which, for instance, Buffalo Bill would
+not have the entree, but the principle of exclusion is on the whole
+analogous to that by which we select our intimate personal friends. No
+man in America, who is personally fitted to adorn it, need feel that
+he is _automatically_ shut out (as he might well be in England) from a
+really congenial social sphere.
+
+Another of America's strong points is its sense of practical comfort
+and convenience. It is scarcely open to denial that the laying of too
+great stress on material comfort is one of the rocks ahead which the
+American vessel will need careful steering to avoid; and it is certain
+that Americans lead us in countless little points of household comfort
+and labour-saving ingenuity. But here, too, the exception that proves
+the rule is not too coy for our discovery. The terrible roads and the
+atrociously kept streets are amongst the most vociferous instances of
+this. It is one of the inexplicable mysteries of American civilisation
+that a young municipality,--or even, sometimes, an old one,--with a
+million dollars to spend, will choose to spend it in erecting a most
+unnecessarily gorgeous town-hall rather than in making the street in
+front of it passable for the ordinarily shod pedestrian. In New York
+itself the hilarious stockbroker returning at night to his palace
+often finds the pavement between his house and his carriage more
+difficult to negotiate than even the hole for his latch-key; and I
+have more than once been absolutely compelled to make a detour from
+Broadway in order to find a crossing where the icy slush would not
+come over the tops of my boots.[3] The American taste for luxury
+sometimes insists on gratification even at the expense of the ordinary
+decencies of life. It was an American who said, "Give me the luxuries
+of life and I will not ask for the necessities;" and there is more
+truth in this epigram, as characteristic of the American point of
+view, than its author intended or would, perhaps, allow. In private
+life this is seen in the preference shown for diamond earrings and
+Paris toilettes over neat and effective household service. The
+contrast between the slatternly, unkempt maid-servant who opens the
+door to you and the general luxury of the house itself is sometimes of
+the most startling, not to say appalling, description. It is not a
+sufficient answer to say that good servants are not so easily obtained
+in America as in England. This is true; but a slight rearrangement of
+expenditure would secure much better service than is now seen. To the
+English eye the cart in this matter often seems put before the horse;
+and the combination of excellent waiting with a modest table equipage
+is frequent enough in the United States to prove its perfect
+feasibility.
+
+In American hotels we are often overwhelmed with "all the discomforts
+that money can procure," while unable to obtain some of those things
+which we have been brought up to believe among the prime necessaries
+of existence. It is significant that in the printed directions
+governing the use of the electric bell in one's bedroom, I never found
+an instance in which the harmless necessary bath could be ordered with
+fewer than nine pressures of the button, while the fragrant cocktail
+or some other equally fascinating but dangerous luxury might often be
+summoned by three or four. The most elaborate dinner, served in the
+most gorgeous china, is sometimes spoiled by the Draconian regulation
+that it must be devoured between the unholy hours of twelve and two,
+or have all its courses brought on the table at once. Though the
+Americans invent the most delicate forms of machinery, their hoop-iron
+knives, silver plated for facility in cleaning, are hardly calculated
+to tackle anything harder than butter, and compel the beef-eater to
+return to the tearing methods of his remotest ancestors. The waiter
+sometimes rivals the hotel clerk himself in the splendour of his
+attire, but this does not render more appetising the spectacle of his
+thumb in the soup. The furniture of your bedroom would not have
+disgraced the Tuileries in their palmiest days, but, alas, you are
+parboiled by a diabolic chevaux-de-frise of steam-pipes which refuse
+to be turned off, and insist on accompanying your troubled slumbers by
+an intermittent series of bubbles, squeaks, and hisses. The mirror
+opposite which you brush your hair is enshrined in the heaviest of
+gilt frames and is large enough for a Brobdignagian, but the basin in
+which you wash your hands is little larger than a sugar-bowl; and when
+you emerge from your nine-times-summoned bath you find you have to dry
+your sacred person with six little towels, none larger than a
+snuff-taker's handkerchief. There is no carafe of water in the room;
+and after countless experiments you are reduced to the blood-curdling
+belief that the American tourist brushes his teeth with ice-water, the
+musical tinkling of which in the corridors is the most characteristic
+sound of the American caravanserai.
+
+If there is anything the Americans pride themselves on--and justly--it
+is their handsome treatment of woman. You will not meet five Americans
+without hearing ten times that a lone woman can traverse the length
+and breadth of the United States without fear of insult; every
+traveller reports that the United States is the Paradise of women.
+Special entrances are reserved for them at hotels, so that they need
+not risk contamination with the tobacco-defiled floors of the public
+office; they are not expected to join the patient file of room-seekers
+before the hotel clerk's desk, but wait comfortably in the
+reception-room while an employee secures their number and key. There
+is no recorded instance of the justifiable homicide of an American
+girl in her theatre hat. Man meekly submits to be the hewer of wood,
+the drawer of water, and the beast of burden for the superior sex. But
+even this gorgeous medal has its reverse side. Few things provided for
+a class well able to pay for comfort are more uncomfortable and
+indecent than the arrangements for ladies on board the sleeping cars.
+Their dressing accommodation is of the most limited description; their
+berths are not segregated at one end of the car, but are scattered
+above and below those of the male passengers; it is considered
+_tolerable_ that they should lie with the legs of a strange, disrobing
+man dangling within a foot of their noses.
+
+Another curious contrast to the practical, material, matter-of-fact
+side of the American is his intense interest in the supernatural, the
+spiritualistic, the superstitious. Boston, of all places in the world,
+is, perhaps, the happiest hunting-ground for the spiritualist medium,
+the faith healer, and the mind curer. You will find there the most
+advanced emancipation from theological superstition combined in the
+most extraordinary way with a more than half belief in the
+incoherences of a spiritualistic seance. The Boston Christian
+Scientists have just erected a handsome stone church, with chime of
+bells, organ, and choir of the most approved ecclesiastical cut; and,
+greatest marvel of all, have actually had to return a surplus of
+$50,000 (L10,000) that was subscribed for its building. There are two
+pulpits, one occupied by a man who expounds the Bible, while in the
+other a woman responds with the grandiloquent platitudes of Mrs. Eddy.
+In other parts of the country this desire to pry into the Book of Fate
+assumes grosser forms. Mr. Bryce tells us that Western newspapers
+devote a special column to the advertisements of astrologers and
+soothsayers, and assures us that this profession is as much recognised
+in the California of to-day as in the Greece of Homer.
+
+It seems to me that I have met in America the nearest approaches to my
+ideals of a _Bayard sans peur et sans reproche_; and it is in this
+same America that I have met flagrant examples of the being wittily
+described as _sans pere et sans proche_--utterly without the
+responsibility of background and entirely unacquainted with the
+obligation of _noblesse_. The superficial observer in the United
+States might conceivably imagine the characteristic national trait to
+be self-sufficiency or vanity (this mistake _has_, I believe, been
+made), and his opinion might be strengthened should he find, as I did,
+in an arithmetic published at Richmond during the late Civil War, such
+a modest example as the following: "If one Confederate soldier can
+whip seven Yankees, how many Confederate soldiers will it take to whip
+forty-nine Yankees?" America has been likened to a self-made man,
+hugging her conditions because she has made them, and considering
+them divine because they have grown up with the country. Another
+observer might quite as easily come to the conclusion that diffidence
+and self-distrust are the true American characteristics. Certainly
+Americans often show a saving consciousness of their faults, and lash
+themselves with biting satire. There are even Americans whose very
+attitude is an apology--wholly unnecessary--for the Great Republic,
+and who seem to despise any native product until it has received the
+hall-mark of London or of Paris. In the new world that has produced
+the new book, of the exquisite delicacy and insight of which Mr. Henry
+James and Mr. Howells may be taken as typical exponents, it seems to
+me that there are more than the usual proportion of critics who prefer
+to it what Colonel Higginson has well called "the brutalities of
+Haggard and the garlic-flavors of Kipling." While, perhaps, the
+characteristic charm of the American girl is her thorough-going
+individuality and the undaunted courage of her opinions, which leads
+her to say frankly, if she think so, that Martin Tupper is a greater
+poet than Shakespeare, yet I have, on the other hand, met a young
+American matron who confessed to me with bated breath that she and her
+sister, for the first time in their lives, had gone unescorted to a
+concert the night before last, and, _mirabile dictu_, no harm had come
+of it! It is in America that I have over and over again heard language
+to which the calling a spade a spade would seem the most delicate
+allusiveness; but it is also in America that I have summoned a blush
+to the cheek of conscious sixty-six by an incautious though innocent
+reference to the temperature of my morning tub. In that country I have
+seen the devotion of Sir Walter Raleigh to his queen rivalled again
+and again by the ordinary American man to the ordinary American woman
+(if there be an _ordinary_ American woman), and in the same country I
+have myself been scoffed at and made game of because I opened the
+window of a railway carriage for a girl in whose delicate veins flowed
+a few drops of coloured blood. In Washington I met Miss Susan B.
+Anthony, and realised, to some extent at least, all she stands for. In
+Boston and other places I find there is actually an organised
+opposition on the part of the ladies themselves to the extension of
+the franchise to women. I have hailed with delight the democratic
+spirit displayed in the greeting of my friend and myself by the porter
+of a hotel as "You fellows," and then had the cup of pleasure dashed
+from my lips by being told by the same porter that "the other
+_gentleman_ would attend to my baggage!" I have been parboiled with
+salamanders who seemed to find no inconvenience in a room-temperature
+of eighty degrees, and have been nigh frozen to death in open-air
+drives in which the same individuals seemed perfectly comfortable. Men
+appear at the theatre in orthodox evening dress, while the tall and
+exasperating hats of the ladies who accompany them would seem to
+indicate a theory of street toilette. From New York to Buffalo I am
+whisked through the air at the rate of fifty or sixty miles an hour;
+in California I travelled on a train on which the engineer shot
+rabbits from the locomotive, and the fireman picked them up in time to
+jump on the baggage-car at the rear end of the train. At Santa Barbara
+I visited an old mission church and convent which vied in quaint
+picturesqueness with anything in Europe; but, alas! the old monk who
+showed us round, though wearing the regulation gown and knotted cord,
+had replaced his sandals by elastic-sided boots and covered his
+tonsure with a common chummy.[4]
+
+Few things in the United States are more pleasing than the widespread
+habits of kindness to animals (most American whips are, as far as
+punishment to the horse is concerned, a mere farce). Yet no American
+seems to have any scruple about adding an extra hundred weight or two
+to an already villainously overloaded horse-car; and I have seen a
+score of American ladies sit serenely watching the frantic straining
+of two poor animals to get a derailed car on to the track again, when
+I knew that in "brutal" Old England every one of them would have been
+out on the sidewalk to lighten the load.
+
+In England that admirable body of men popularly known as Quakers are
+indissolubly associated in the public mind with a pristine simplicity
+of life and conversation. My amazement, therefore, may easily be
+imagined, when I found that an entertainment given by a young member
+of the Society of Friends in one of the great cities of the Eastern
+States turned out to be the most elaborate and beautiful private ball
+I ever attended, with about eight hundred guests dressed in the height
+of fashion, while the daily papers (if I remember rightly) estimated
+its expense as reaching a total of some thousands of pounds. Here the
+natural expansive liberality of the American man proved stronger than
+the traditional limitations of a religious society. But the opposite
+art of cheese-paring is by no means unknown in the United States.
+Perhaps not even canny Scotland can parallel the record of certain
+districts in New England, which actually elected their parish paupers
+to the State Legislature to keep them off the rates. Let the opponents
+of paid members of the House of Commons take notice!
+
+Amid the little band of tourists in whose company I happened to enter
+the Yosemite Valley was a San Francisco youth with a delightful
+baritone voice, who entertained the guests in the hotel parlour at
+Wawona by a good-natured series of songs. No one in the room except
+myself seemed to find it in the least incongruous or funny that he
+sandwiched "Nearer, my God, to thee" between "The man who broke the
+bank at Monte Carlo" and "Her golden hair was hanging down her back,"
+or that he jumped at once from the pathetic solemnity of "I know that
+my Redeemer liveth" to the jingle of "Little Annie Rooney." The name
+Wawona reminds me how American weather plays its part in the game of
+contrasts. When we visited the Grove of Big Trees near Wawona on May
+21, it was in the midst of a driving snow-storm, with the thermometer
+standing at 36 degrees Fahrenheit. Next day, as we drove into Raymond,
+less than forty miles to the west, the sun was beating down on our
+backs, and the thermometer marked 80 degrees in the shade.
+
+There is probably no country in the world where, at times, letters of
+introduction are more fully honoured than in the United States. The
+recipient does not content himself with inviting you to call or even
+to dinner. He invites you to make his house your home; he invites all
+his friends to meet you; he leaves his business to show you the lions
+of the town or to drive you about the country; he puts you up at his
+club; he sends you off provided with letters to ten other men like
+himself, only more so. On the other hand, there is probably no country
+in the world where a letter of introduction from a man quite entitled
+to give it could be wholly ignored as it sometimes is in the United
+States. The writer has had experience of both results. No more
+fundamental contrast can well be imagined than that between the noisy,
+rough, crude, and callous street-life of some Western towns and the
+quiet, reticence, delicacy, spirituality, and refinement of many of
+the adjacent interiors.
+
+The table manners of the less-educated American classes are hardly of
+the best, but where but in America will you find eleven hundred
+charity-school boys sit down daily to dinner, each with his own table
+napkin, as they do at Girard College, Philadelphia? And where except
+at that same institute will you find a man leaving millions for a
+charity, with the stipulation that no parson of any creed shall ever
+be allowed to enter its precincts?
+
+In concluding this chapter, let me say that its object, as indeed the
+object of this whole book, will have been achieved if it convinces a
+few Britons of the futility of generalising on the complex organism of
+American society from inductions that would not justify an opinion
+about the habits of a piece of protoplasm.[5]
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[2] The Boston Subway, opened in 1898, has impaired the truth of this
+sentence.
+
+[3] It is only fair to say that this was originally written in 1893,
+and that matters have been greatly improved since then.
+
+[4] This may be paralleled in Europe: "The Franciscan monks of Bosnia
+wear long black robes, with rope, black 'bowler hats,' and long and
+heavy military moustachios (by special permission of the
+Pope)."--_Daily Chronicle_, Oct 5, 1895.
+
+[5] In the just-ended war with Spain, the United States did not fail
+to justify its character as the Land of Contrasts. From the wealthy
+and enlightened United States we should certainly have expected all
+that money and science could afford in the shape of superior weapons
+and efficiency of commissariat and medical service, while we could
+have easily pardoned a little unsteadiness in civilians suddenly
+turned into soldiers. As a matter of fact, the poverty-stricken
+Spaniards had better rifles than the Americans; the Commissariat and
+Medical Departments are alleged to have broken down in the most
+disgraceful way; the citizen-soldiers behaved like veterans.
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+Lights and Shadows of American Society
+
+
+By "society" I do not mean that limited body which, whether as the
+Upper Ten Thousand of London or as the Four Hundred of New York,
+usually arrogates the title. Such narrowness of definition seems
+peculiarly out of place in the vigorous democracy of the West. By
+society I understand the great body of fairly well-educated and fairly
+well-mannered people, whose means and inclinations lead them to
+associate with each other on terms of equality for the ordinary
+purposes of good fellowship. Such people, not being fenced in by
+conventional barriers and owning no special or obtrusive privileges,
+represent much more fully and naturally the characteristic national
+traits of their country; and their ways and customs are the most
+fruitful field for a comparative study of national character. The
+daughters of dukes and princes can hardly be taken as typical English
+girls, since the conditions of their life are so vastly different from
+those of the huge majority of the species--conditions which deny a
+really natural or normal development to all but the choicest and
+strongest souls. So the daughter of a New York multimillionaire, who
+has been brought up to regard a British duke or an Italian prince as
+her natural partner for life, does not look out on the world through
+genuinely American spectacles, but is biassed by a point of view which
+may be somewhat paradoxically termed the "cosmopolitan-exclusive." As
+Mr. Henry James puts it: "After all, what one sees on a Newport piazza
+is not America; it is the back of Europe."
+
+There are, however, reasons special to the United States why we should
+not regard the "Newport set" as typical of American society. Illustrious
+foreign visitors fall not unnaturally into this mistake; even so keen a
+critic as M. Bourget leans this way, though Mr. Bryce gives another
+proof of his eminent sanity and good sense by his avoidance of the
+tempting error. But, as Walt Whitman says, "The pulse-beats of the nation
+are never to be found in the sure-to-be-put-forward-on-such-occasions
+citizens." European fashionable society, however unworthy many of its
+members may be, and however relaxed its rules of admission have
+become, has its roots in an honourable past; its theory is fine; not
+_all_ the big names of the British aristocracy can be traced back to
+strong ales or weak (Lucy) Waters. Even those who desire the abolition
+of the House of Peers, or look on it, with Bagehot, as "a vapid
+accumulation of torpid comfort," cannot deny that it is an institution
+that has grown up naturally with the country, and that it is only now
+(if even now) that it is felt with anything like universality to be an
+anomaly. The American society which is typified by the four hundred of
+New York, the society which marries its daughters to English peers, is
+in a very different position. It is of mushroom growth even according
+to American standards; it has theoretically no right to exist; it is
+entirely at variance with the spirit of the country and contradictory
+of its political system; it is almost solely conditioned by
+wealth;[6] it is disregarded if not despised by nine-tenths of the
+population; it does not really count. However seriously the little
+cliques of New York, Boston, and Philadelphia may take themselves,
+they are not regarded seriously by the rest of the country in any
+degree comparable to the attitude of the British Philistine towards
+the British Barbarian. Without the appropriate background of king and
+nobility, the whole system is ridiculous; it has no _national_ basis.
+The source of its honour is ineradicably tainted. It is the _reductio
+ad absurdum_ of the idea of aristocratic society. It is divorced from
+the real body of democracy. It sets no authoritative standard of
+taste. If anything could reconcile the British Radical to his House of
+Lords, it would be the rankness of taste, the irresponsible freaks of
+individual caprice, that rule in a country where there is no carefully
+polished noblesse to set the pattern. George William Curtis puts the
+case well: "Fine society is no exotic, does not avoid, but all that
+does not belong to it drops away like water from a smooth statue. We
+are still peasants and parvenues, although we call each other princes
+and build palaces. Before we are three centuries old we are
+endeavouring to surpass, by imitating, the results of all art and
+civilisation and social genius beyond the sea. By elevating the
+standard of expense we hope to secure select society, but have only
+aggravated the necessity of a labour integrally fatal to the kind of
+society we seek."
+
+It would, of course, be a serious mistake to assume that, because
+there are no titles and no theory of caste in the United States, there
+are no social distinctions worth the trouble of recognition. Besides
+the crudely obvious elevation of wealth and "smartness" already
+referred to, there are inner circles of good birth, of culture, and so
+on, which are none the less practically recognised because they are
+theoretically ignored. Of such are the old Dutch clans of New York,
+which still, I am informed, regard families like the Vanderbilts as
+upstarts and parvenues. In Chicago there is said to be an inner circle
+of forty or fifty families which is recognised as the "best society,"
+though by no means composed of the richest citizens. In Boston, though
+the Almighty Dollar now plays a much more important role than before,
+it is still a combination of culture and ancestry that sets the most
+highly prized hall-mark on the social items. And indeed the heredity
+of such families as the Quincys, the Lowells, the Winthrops, and the
+Adamses, which have maintained their superior position for
+generations, through sheer force of ability and character, without the
+external buttresses of primogeniture and entail, may safely measure
+itself against the stained lineage of many European families of high
+title. The very absence of titular distinction often causes the lines
+to be more clearly drawn; as Mr. Charles Dudley Warner says: "Popular
+commingling in pleasure resorts is safe enough in aristocratic
+countries, but it will not answer in a republic." There is, however,
+no universal theory that holds good from New York to California; and
+hence the generalising foreigner is apt to see nothing but practical
+as well as theoretical equality.
+
+In spite of anything in the foregoing that may seem incompatible, the
+fact remains that the distinguishing feature of American society, as
+contrasted with the societies of Europe, is the greater approach to
+equality that it has made. It is in this sphere, and not in those of
+industry, law, or politics, that the British observer must feel that
+the American breathes a distinctly more liberal and democratic air
+than he. The processes of endosmose and exosmose go on under much
+freer conditions; the individual particle is much more ready to
+filtrate up or down to its proper level. Mr. W.D. Howells writes that
+"once good society contained only persons of noble or gentle birth;
+then persons of genteel or sacred callings were admitted; now it
+welcomes to its level everyone of agreeable manners or cultivated
+mind;" and this, which may be true of modern society in general, is
+infinitely more true in America than elsewhere. It might almost be
+asserted that everyone in America ultimately finds his proper social
+niche; that while many are excluded from the circles for which they
+_think_ themselves adapted, practically none are shut off from their
+really harmonious _milieu_. The process of segregation is deprived to
+a large extent of the disagreeableness consequent upon a rigid table
+of precedence. Nothing surprises an American more in London society
+than the uneasy sense of inferiority that many a distinguished man of
+letters will show in the presence of a noble lord. No amount of
+philosophy enables one to rise entirely superior to the trammels of
+early training and hoary association. Even when the great novelist
+feels himself as at least on a level with his ducal interlocutor, he
+cannot ignore the fact that his fellow-guests do not share his
+opinion. Now, without going the length of asserting that there is
+absolutely nothing of this kind in the intercourse of the American
+author with the American railroad magnate, it may be safely stated
+that the general tone of society in America makes such an attitude
+rare and unlikely. There social equality has become an instinct, and
+the ruling note of good society is of pleasant cameraderie, without
+condescension on the one hand or fawning on the other. "The democratic
+system deprives people of weapons that everyone does not equally
+possess. No one is formidable; no one is on stilts; no one has great
+pretensions or any recognised right to be arrogant." (Henry James.)
+The spirit of goodwill, of a desire to make others happy (especially
+when it does not incommode you to do so), swings through a much larger
+arc in American society than in English. One can be surer of one's
+self, without either an overweening self-conceit or the assumption of
+brassy self-assertion.
+
+The main rock of offence in American society is, perhaps, its tendency
+to attach undue importance to materialistic effects. Plain living with
+high thinking is not so much of an American formula as one would wish.
+In the smart set of New York, and in other places _mutatis mutandis_,
+this shows itself in an appallingly vulgar and ostentatious display of
+mere purchase power. We are expected to find something grand in the
+fact that an entertainment costs so much; there is little recognition
+of the truth that a man who spends $100 where $10 would meet all the
+demands of good taste is not only a bad economist, but essentially
+bourgeois and _torne_ in soul. Even roses are vulgarised, if that be
+possible, by production in the almost obtrusively handsome variety
+known as the "American Beauty," and by being heaped up like hay-stacks
+in the reception rooms. At a recent fashionable marriage in New York
+no fewer than 20,000 sprays of lily of the valley are reported to have
+been used. A short time ago a wedding party travelled from Chicago to
+Burlington (Iowa) on a specially constructed train which cost L100,000
+to build; the fortunes of the heads of the few families represented
+aggregated L100,000,000. The private drawing-room cars of millionaires
+are _too_ handsome; they do not indicate so much a necessity of taste
+as a craving to spend. Many of the best hotels are characterised by a
+tasteless magnificence which annoys rather than attracts the artistic
+sense. At one hotel I stayed at in a fashionable watering-place the
+cheapest bedroom cost L1 a night; but I did not find that its costly
+tapestry hangings, huge Japanese vases, and elaborately carved
+furniture helped me to woo sweet slumber any more successfully than
+the simple equipments of an English village inn. Indeed, they rather
+suggested insomnia, just as the ominous name of "Macbeth," affixed to
+one of the bedrooms in the Shakespeare Hotel at Stratford-on-Avon,
+immediately suggested the line "Macbeth doth murder sleep."
+
+This materialistic tendency, however, which its defenders call a
+higher standard of comfort, is not confined to the circles of the
+millionaires; it crops out more or less at all the different levels.
+Americans seem a _little_ more dependent on bodily comforts than
+Englishmen, a _little_ more apt to coddle themselves, a _little_ less
+hardy. They are more susceptible to variations of temperature, and
+hence the prevalent over-heating of their houses, hotels, and
+railway-cars. A very slight shower will send an American into his
+overshoes.[7] There is more of a self-conscious effort in the
+encouragement of manly sports. Americans seldom walk when they can
+ride. The girls are apt to be annoyed if a pleasure-party be not
+carried out so as to provide in the fullest way for their personal
+comfort.
+
+This last sentence suggests a social practice of the United States
+which, perhaps, may come under the topic we are at present discussing.
+I mean the custom by which girls allow their young men friends to
+incur expense in their behalf. I am aware that this custom is on the
+wane in the older cities, that the most refined girls in all parts of
+the Union dislike it, that it is "bad form" in many circles. In the
+bowling-club to which I had the pleasure to belong the ladies paid
+their subscriptions "like a man;" when I drove out on sleigh-parties,
+the girls insisted on paying their share of the expense. The fact,
+however, remains that, speaking generally and taking class for class,
+the American girl allows her admirers to spend their money on her much
+more freely than the English girl. A man is considered mean if he does
+not pay the car-fare of his girl companion; a girl will allow a man
+who is merely a "friend" to take her to the theatre, fetching her and
+taking her home in a carriage hired at exorbitant rates. The
+_Illustrated American_ (Jan. 19, 1895) writes:
+
+ The advanced ideas prevalent in this country regarding the
+ relations of the opposite sexes make it not only proper, but
+ necessary, that a young man with serious intentions shall take
+ his sweetheart out, give her presents, send her flowers, go
+ driving with her, and in numberless little ways incur expense.
+ This is all very delightful for her, but to him it means ruin.
+ And at the end he may find that she was only flirting with him.
+
+In fact, whenever a young man and a young woman are associated in any
+enterprise, it is quite usual for the young man to pay for both. On
+the whole, this custom seems an undesirable one. It is so much a
+matter of habit that the American girl usually plays her part in the
+matter with absolute innocence and unconsciousness; she feels no more
+obligation than an English girl would for the opening of a door. The
+young man also takes it as a matter of course, and does not in the
+least presume on his services. But still, I think, it has a slight
+tendency to rub the bloom off what ought to be the most delicate and
+ethereal form of social intercourse. It favours the well-to-do youth
+by an additional handicap. It throws another obstacle in the track of
+poverty and thrift. It is contrary to the spirit of democratic
+equality; the woman who accepts such attentions is tacitly allowing
+that she is not on the same footing as man. On reflection it must
+grate a little on the finest feelings. There seems to me little doubt
+that it will gradually die out in circles to which it would be strange
+in Europe.
+
+On the whole, however, even with such drawbacks as the above, the
+social relationship of the sexes in the United States is one of the
+many points in which the new surpasses the old. The American girl is
+thrown into such free and ample relations with the American boy from
+her earliest youth up that she is very apt to look upon him simply as
+a girl of a stronger growth. Some such word as the German
+_Geschwister_ is needed to embrace the "young creatures" who, in
+petticoats or trousers, form the genuine democracy of American youth.
+Up to the doors of college, and often even beyond them, the boy and
+girl have been "co-educated;" at the high school the boy has probably
+had a woman for his teacher, at least in some branches, up to his
+sixteenth or seventeenth year. The hours of recreation are often spent
+in pastimes in which girls may share. In some of the most
+characteristic of American amusements, such as the "coasting" of
+winter, girls take a prominent place. There is no effort on the part
+of elders to play the spy on the meetings of boy or girl, or to place
+obstacles in their way. They are not thought of as opposite sexes; it
+is "just all the young people together." The result is a spirit of
+absolute good comradeship. There is little atmosphere of the unknown
+or the mysterious about the opposite sex. The love that leads to
+marriage is thus apt to be the product of a wider experience, and to
+be based on a more intimate knowledge. The sentimental may cry fie on
+so clear-sighted a Cupid, but the sensible cannot but rejoice over
+anything that tends to the undoing of the phrase "lottery of
+marriage."
+
+That the ideal attitude towards and in marriage has been attained in
+average American society I should be the last to assert. The way in
+which American wives leave their husbands toiling in the sweltering
+city while they themselves fleet the time in Europe would alone give
+me pause. But I am here concerned with the relative and not the
+absolute; and my contention is that the average marriage in America is
+apt to be made under conditions which, compared with those of other
+nations, increase the chances of happiness. A great deal has been said
+and written about the inconsistency of the marriage laws of the
+different States, and much cheap wit has been fired off at the fatal
+facility of divorce in the United States; but I could not ascertain
+from my own observation that these defects touched any very great
+proportion of the population, or played any larger part in American
+society, as I have defined it, than the differences between the
+marriage laws of England and Scotland do in our own island. M.
+Bourget, quite arbitrarily and (I think) with a trace of the
+proverbial Gallic way of looking at the relations of the sexes, has
+attributed the admitted moral purity of the atmosphere of American
+society to the coldness of the American temperament and the _sera
+juvenum Venus_. It seems to me, however, that there is no call to
+disparage American virtue by the suggestion of a constitutional want
+of liability to temptation, and that Mark Twain, in his somewhat
+irreverent rejoinder, is much nearer the mark when he attributes the
+prevalent sanctity of the marriage tie to the fact that the husbands
+and wives have generally married each other for love. This is
+undoubtedly the true note of America in this particular, though it may
+not be unreservedly characteristic of the smart set of New York. If
+the sacred flame of Cupid could be exposed to the alembic of
+statistics, I should be surprised to hear that the love matches of the
+United States did not reach a higher percentage than those of any
+other nation. One certainly meets more husbands and wives of mature
+age who seem thoroughly to enjoy each other's society.
+
+There is a certain "snap" to American society that is not due merely
+to a sense of novelty, and does not wholly wear off through
+familiarity. The sense of enjoyment is more obvious and more evenly
+distributed; there is a general willingness to be amused, a general
+absence of the _blase_. Even Matthew Arnold could not help noticing
+the "buoyancy, enjoyment, and freedom from restraint which are
+everywhere in America," and which he accounted for by the absence of
+the aristocratic incubus. The nervous fluid so characteristic of
+America in general flows briskly in the veins of its social organism;
+the feeling is abroad that what is worth doing is worth doing well.
+There is a more general ability than we possess to talk brightly on
+the topics of the moment; there is less lingering over one subject;
+there is a constant savour of the humorous view of life. The more even
+distribution of comfort in the United States (becoming, alas! daily
+less characteristic) adds largely to the pleasantness of society by
+minimising the semi-conscious feeling of remorse in playing while the
+"other half" starves. The inherent inability of the American to
+understand that there is any "higher" social order than his own
+minimises the feeling of envy of those "above" him. "How dreadful,"
+says the Englishman to the American girl, "to be governed by men to
+whom you would not speak!" "Yes," is the rejoinder, "and how
+delightful to be governed by men who won't speak to you!" From this
+latter form of delight American society is free. Henry James strikes a
+true note when he makes Miranda Hope (in "A Bundle of Letters")
+describe the fashionable girl she met at a Paris pension as "like the
+people they call 'haughty' in books," and then go on to say, "I have
+never seen anyone like that before--anyone that wanted to make a
+difference." And her feeling of impersonal interest in the phenomenon
+is equally characteristic. "She seemed to me so like a proud young
+lady in a novel. I kept saying to myself all day, 'haughty, haughty,'
+and I wished she would keep on so." Too much stress cannot easily be
+laid on this feeling of equality in the air as a potent enhancer of
+the pleasure of society. To feel yourself patronised--even, perhaps
+especially, when you know yourself to be in all respects the superior
+of the patroniser--may tickle your sense of humour for a while, but in
+the long run it is distinctly dispiriting. The philosopher, no doubt,
+is or should be able to disregard the petty annoyances arising from an
+ever-present consciousness of social limitation, but society is not
+entirely composed of philosophers, even in America; and the sense of
+freedom and space is unqualifiedly welcome to its members. It is not
+easy for a European to the manner born to realise the sort of
+extravagant, nightmare effect that many of our social customs have in
+the eyes of our untutored American cousins. The inherent absurdities
+that are second nature to us exhale for them the full flavour of their
+grotesqueness. The idea of an insignificant boy peer taking precedence
+of Mr. John Morley! The idea of _having_ to appear before royalty in a
+state of partial nudity on a cold winter day! The necessity of backing
+out of the royal presence! The idea of a freeborn Briton having to get
+out of an engagement long previously formed on the score that "he has
+been _commanded_ to dine with H.R.H." The horrible capillary plaster
+necessary before a man can serve decently as an opener of
+carriage-doors! The horsehair envelopes without which our legal brains
+cannot work! The unwritten law by which a man has to nurse his hat and
+stick throughout a call unless his hostess specially asks him to lay
+them aside!
+
+Mr. Bryce commits himself to the assertion that "Scotchmen and
+Irishmen are more unlike Englishmen, the native of Normandy more
+unlike the native of Provence, the Pomeranian more unlike the
+Wurtemberger, the Piedmontese more unlike the Neapolitan, the Basque
+more unlike the Andalusian, than the American from any part of the
+country is to the American from any other." Max O'Rell, on the other
+hand, writes: "L'habitant du Nord-est des Etats Unis, le Yankee,
+differe autant de l'Americain de l'Ouest et du Midi que l'Anglais
+differe de l'Allemand ou de l'Espagnol." On this point I find myself
+far more in accord with the French than with the British observer,
+though, perhaps, M. Blouet rather overstates his case. Wider
+differences among civilised men can hardly be imagined than those
+which subsist between the creole of New Orleans and the Yankee of
+Maine, the Kentucky farmer and the Michigan lumberer. It is, however,
+true that there is a distinct tendency for the stamp of the Eastern
+States to be applied to the inhabitants of the cities, at least, of
+the West. The founders of these cities are so largely men of Eastern
+birth, the means of their expansion are so largely advanced by Eastern
+capitalists, that this tendency is easily explicable. [So far as my
+observation went it was to Boston rather than to New York or
+Philadelphia that the educated classes of the Western cities looked
+as the cynosure of their eyes. Boston seemed to stand for something
+less material than these other cities, and the subtler nature of its
+influence seemed to magnify its pervasive force.] None the less do the
+people of the United States, compared with those of any one European
+country, seem to me to have their due share of variety and even of
+picturesqueness. This latter quality is indeed denied to the United
+States not only by European visitors, but also by many Americans. This
+denial, however, rests on a limited and traditional use of the word
+picturesque. America has not the European picturesqueness of costume,
+of relics of the past, of the constant presence of the potential
+foeman at the gate. But apart altogether from the almost theatrical
+romance of frontier life and the now obsolescent conflict with the
+aborigines, is there not some element of the picturesque in the
+processes of readjustment by which the emigrants of European stock
+have adapted themselves and are adapting themselves to the conditions
+of the New World? In some ways the nineteenth century is the most
+romantic of all; and the United States embody and express it as no
+other country. Is there not a picturesque side to the triumph of
+civilisation over barbarism? Is there nothing of the picturesque in
+the long thin lines of gleaming steel, thrown across the countless
+miles of desert sand and alkali plain, and in the mighty mass of metal
+with its glare of cyclopean eye and its banner of fire-illumined
+smoke, that bears the conquerors of stubborn nature from side to side
+of the great continent? Is there not an element of the picturesque in
+the struggles of the Western farmer? Can anything be finer in its way
+than a night view of Pittsburg--that "Hell with its lid off," where
+the cold gleam of electricity vies with the lurid glare of the
+furnaces and smelting works? I say nothing of the Californian
+Missions; of the sallow creoles of New Orleans with their gorgeous
+processions of Mardi-Gras; or of the almost equally fantastic fete of
+the Veiled Prophet of St. Louis; or of the lumberers of Michigan; or
+of the Mexicans of Arizona; or of the German beer-gardens of Chicago;
+or of the swinging lanterns and banners of Chinatown in San Francisco
+and Mott street in New York; or of the Italians of Mulberry Bend in
+the latter city; or of the alternating stretches on a long railway
+journey of forest and prairie, yellow corn-fields and sandy desert; or
+of many other classes and conditions which are by no means void of
+material for the artist in pen or brush. All these lend hues that are
+anything but prosaic to my kaleidoscopic recollections of the United
+States; but more than all these, _the_ characteristically picturesque
+feature of American life, stands out the omnipresent negro. It was a
+thrill to have one's boots blackened by a coloured "professor" in an
+alley-way of Boston, and to hear his richly intoned "as shoh's you're
+bawn." It was a delight to see the negro couples in the Public Garden,
+conducting themselves and their courting, as Mr. Howells has well
+remarked, with infinitely more restraint and refinement than their
+Milesian compeers, or to see them passing out of the Charles-street
+Church in all the Sunday bravery of broadcloth coats, shiny hats,
+wonderfully laundered skirts of snowy whiteness, and bodices of all
+the hues of the rainbow. And all through the Union their glossy black
+faces and gleaming white teeth shed a kind of dusky radiance over the
+traveller's path. Who but can recall with gratitude the expansive
+geniality and reassuring smile of the white-coated negro waiter, as
+compared with the supercilious indifference, if not positive rudeness,
+of his pale colleague? And what will ever efface the mental kodak of
+George (not Sambo any more) shuffling rapidly into the dining-room,
+with his huge flat palm inverted high over his head and bearing a
+colossal tray heaped up with good things for the guest under his
+charge? And shall I ever forget the grotesque gravity of the negro
+brakeman in Louisiana, with his tall silk hat? or the pair of gloves
+pathetically shared between two neatly dressed negro youths in a
+railway carriage in Georgia? or the pickaninnies slumbering sweetly in
+old packing-cases in a hut at Jacksonville, while their father
+thrummed the soft guitar with friendly grin? It has always seemed to
+me a reproach to American artists that they fill the air with sighs
+over the absence of the picturesque in the United States, while almost
+totally overlooking the fine flesh-tones and gay dressing of the
+coloured brother at their elbow.
+
+The most conventional society of America is apt to be more or less
+shrouded by the pall of monotony that attends convention elsewhere,
+but typical American society--the society of the great mass of
+Americans--shows distinctly more variety than that of England. In
+social meetings, as in business, the American is ever on the alert for
+some new thing: and the brain of every pretty girl is cudgelled in
+order to provide some novelty for her next party. Hence the
+progressive euchre, the "library" parties, the "shadow" dances, the
+conversation parties, and the long series of ingenious games, the
+adoption of which, for some of us at least, has done much to lighten
+the deadly dulness of English "small and earlies." Even the
+sacro-sanctity of whist has not been respected, and the astonished
+shade of Hoyle has to look on at his favourite game in the form of
+"drive" and "duplicate." The way in which whist has been taken up in
+the United States is a good example of the national unwillingness to
+remain in the ruts of one's ancestors. Possibly the best club-players
+of England are at least as good as the best Americans, but the general
+average of play and the general interest in the game are distinctly
+higher in the United States. Every English whist-player with any
+pretension to science knows what he has to expect when he finds an
+unknown lady as his partner, especially if she is below thirty; but in
+America he will often find himself "put to his trumps" by a bright
+girl in her teens. The girls in Boston and other large cities have
+organised afternoon whist-clubs, at which all the "rigour of the game"
+is observed. Many of them take regular lessons from whist experts; and
+among the latter themselves are not a few ladies, who find the
+teaching of their favourite game a more lucrative employment than
+governessing or journalism. Even so small a matter as the eating of
+ice-cream may illustrate the progressive nature of American society.
+Elderly Americans still remember the time when it was usual to eat
+this refreshing delicacy out of economical wine-glasses such as we
+have still to be content with in England. But now-a-days no American
+expects or receives less than a heaping saucer of ice-cream at a time.
+
+Americans are born dancers; they have far more quicksilver in their
+feet than their English cousins. Perhaps the very best waltzers I have
+ever danced with were English girls, who understood the poetry of the
+art and knew how to reflect not merely the time of the music, but its
+_nuances_ of rhythm and tone. But dancers such as these are like
+fairies' visits, that come but once or twice in a lifetime; and a
+large proportion of English girls dance very badly. In America one
+seldom or never finds a girl who cannot dance fairly, and most of them
+can claim much warmer adverbs than that. The American invention of
+"reversing" is admirable in its unexaggerated form, but requires both
+study and practice; and the reason that it was voted "bad form" in
+England was simply that the indolence of the gilded youth prevented
+him ever taking the trouble to master it. Our genial satirist _Punch_
+hit the nail on the head: "Shall we--eh--reverse, Miss Lilian?"
+"Reverse, indeed; it's as much as you can do to keep on your legs as
+it is."
+
+One custom at American dances struck me as singularly stupid and
+un-American in its inelasticity. I know not how widespread it is, or
+how fashionable, but it reigned in circles which seemed to my
+unsophisticated eyes quite _comme il faut_. The custom is that by
+which a man having once asked a lady to dance becomes responsible for
+her until someone else offers himself as her partner. It probably
+arose from the chivalrous desire not to leave any girl partnerless,
+but in practice it works out quite the other way. When a man realises
+that he _may_ have to retain the same partner for several dances, or
+even for the greater part of the evening, he will, unless he is a
+Bayard absolutely _sans peur et sans reproche_, naturally think twice
+of engaging a lady from whom his release is problematical. Hence the
+tendency is to increase the triumphs of the belle, and decrease the
+chances of the less popular maiden. It is also extremely uncomfortable
+for a girl to feel that a man has (to use the ugly slang of the
+occasion) "got stuck" with her; and it takes more adroitness and
+self-possession than any young girl can be expected to possess to
+extricate herself neatly from the awkward position. Another funny
+custom at subscription balls of a very respectable character is that
+many of the matrons wear their bonnets throughout the evening. But
+this, perhaps, is not stranger than the fact that ladies wear hats in
+the theatre, while the men who accompany them are in evening dress--a
+curious habit which to the uninitiated observer would suggest that the
+nymphs belonged to a less fashionable stratum than their attendant
+swains. A parallel instance is that of afternoon receptions, where the
+hostess and her myrmidons appear in ball costume, while the visitors
+are naturally in the toilette of the street. The contrast thus evolved
+of low necks and heavy furs is often very comical. The British
+convention by which the hostess always dresses as plainly as possible
+so as to avoid the chance of eclipsing any of her guests, and so
+chooses to _briller par sa simplicite_, is in other cases also more
+honoured in the breach than in the observance in America.
+
+A very characteristic little piece of the social democracy of America
+is seen at its best in Chicago, though not unknown in other large
+cities. On the evening of a hot summer day cushions and rugs are
+spread on the front steps of the houses, and the occupants take
+possession of these, the men to enjoy their after-dinner cigars, the
+women to talk and scan the passers-by. The general effect is very
+genial and picturesque, and decidedly suggestive of democratic
+sociability. The same American indifference to the exaggerated British
+love of privacy which leads John Bull to enclose his fifty-foot-square
+garden by a ten-foot wall is shown in the way in which the gardens of
+city houses are left unfenced. Nothing can be more attractive in its
+way than such a street as Euclid Avenue, Cleveland, where the pretty
+villas stand in unenclosed gardens, and the verdant lawns melt
+imperceptibly into each other without advertisement of where one
+leaves off and the other begins, while the fronts towards the street
+are equally exposed. The general effect is that of a large and
+beautiful park dotted with houses. The American is essentially
+gregarious in his instinct, and the possession of a vast feudal
+domain, with a high wall round it, can never make up to him for the
+excitement of near neighbours. It may seriously be doubted whether the
+American millionaire who buys a lordly demesne in England is not doing
+violence to his natural and national tastes every day that he inhabits
+it.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[6] Mrs. Burton Harrison reports that a young New York matron said to
+her, "Really, now that society in New York is getting so large, one
+must draw the line somewhere; after this I shall visit and invite only
+those who have more than five millions."
+
+[7] I have seen a brakeman on a passenger train wear overshoes on a
+showery day, though his duties hardly ever compelled him to leave the
+covered cars.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+An Appreciation of the American Woman
+
+
+Compared to the appearance of the American girl in books written about
+the United States, that of Charles I.'s head in Mr. Dick's memorial
+might perhaps be almost called casual. All down the literary ladder,
+from the weighty tomes of a Professor Bryce to the witty persiflage of
+a Max O'Rell, we find a considerable part of every rung occupied by
+the skirts appropriated to the gentler sex; and--what is, perhaps,
+stranger still--she holds her own even in books written by women. It
+need not be asserted that all the references to her are equally
+agreeable. That amiable critic, Sir Lepel Griffin, alludes to her only
+to assure us that "he had never met anyone who had lived long or
+travelled much in America who did not hold that female beauty in the
+States is extremely rare, while the average of ordinary good looks is
+unusually low," and even visitors of an infinitely more subtle and
+discriminating type, such as M. Bourget, mingle not a little vinegar
+with their syrup of appreciation. But the fact remains that almost
+every book on the United States contains a chapter devoted explicitly
+to the female citizen; and the inevitableness of the record must have
+some solid ground of reason behind or below it. It indicates a vein of
+unusual significance, or at the very least of unusual conspicuousness,
+in the phenomenon thus treated of. Observers have usually found it
+possible to write books on the social and economical traits of other
+countries without a parade of petticoats in the head-lines. This is
+not to say that one can ignore one-half of society in writing of it;
+but if you search the table of contents of such books as Mr. Philip
+Hamerton's charming "French and English," or Mr. T.H.S. Escott's
+"England: Its People, Polity, and Pursuits," you will not find the
+words "woman" or "girl," or any equivalent for them. But the writer on
+the United States seems irresistibly compelled to give woman all that
+cooerdinate importance which is implied by the prominence of capital
+letters and separate chapters.
+
+This predominance of woman in books on America is not by any means a
+phase of the "woman question," technically so called. It has no direct
+reference to the woman as voter, as doctor, as lawyer, as the
+competitor of man; the subject of interest is woman as woman, the
+_Ding an sich_ of German philosophical slang. No doubt the writer may
+have occasion to allude to Dr. Mary Walker, to the female mayors of
+Wyoming, to the presidential ambitions of Mrs. Belva Lockwood; but
+these are mere adjuncts, not explanations, of the question under
+consideration. The European visitor to the United States _has_ to
+write about American women because they bulk so largely in his view,
+because they seem essentially so prominent a feature of American life;
+because their _relative_ importance and interest impress him as
+greater than those of women in the lands of the Old World, because
+they seem to him to embody in so eminent a measure that intangible
+quality of Americanism, the existence, or indeed the possibility, of
+which is so hotly denied by some Americans.
+
+Indeed, those who look upon the prominent role of the American woman
+merely as one phase of the "new woman" question--merely as the
+inevitable conspicuousness of woman intruding on what has hitherto
+been exclusively the sphere of man--are many degrees beside the point.
+The American note is as obvious in the girl who has never taken the
+slightest interest in polities, the professions, or even the bicycle,
+as in Dr. Mary Walker or Mrs. Lockwood. The prevalent English idea of
+the actual interference of the American woman in public life is
+largely exaggerated. There are, for instance, in Massachusetts 625,000
+women entitled to vote for members of the school committees; and the
+largest actual vote recorded is 20,140. Of 175,000 women of voting age
+in Connecticut the numbers who used their vote in the last three years
+were 3,806, 3,241, and 1,906. These, if any, are typical American
+States; and there is not the shadow of a doubt that the 600,000 women
+who stayed at home are quite as "American" as the 20,000 who went to
+the poll. The sphere of the American woman's influence and the reason
+of her importance lie behind politics and publicity.
+
+It seems a reasonable assumption that the formation of the American
+girl is due to the same large elemental causes that account for
+American phenomena generally; and her _relative_ strikingness may be
+explained by the reflection that there was more room for these great
+forces to work in the case of woman than in the case of man. The
+Englishman, for instance, through his contact with public life and
+affairs, through his wider experience, through his rubbing shoulders
+with more varied types, had already been prepared for the working of
+American conditions in a way that his more sheltered womankind had
+not been. In the bleaching of the black and the grey, the change will
+be the more striking in the former; the recovery of health will be
+conspicuous in proportion to the gravity of the disease. America has
+meant opportunity for women even more in some ways than for men. The
+gap between them has been lessened in proportion as the gap between
+the American and the European has widened. The average American woman
+is distinctly more different from her average English sister than is
+the case with their respective brothers. The training of the English
+girl starts from the very beginning on a different basis from that of
+the boy; she is taught to restrain her impulses, while his are allowed
+much freer scope; the sister is expected to defer to the brother from
+the time she can walk or talk. In America this difference of training
+is constantly tending to the vanishing point. The American woman has
+never learned to play second fiddle. The American girl, as Mr. Henry
+James says, is rarely negative; she is either (and usually) a most
+charming success or (and exceptionally) a most disastrous failure. The
+pathetic army of ineffective spinsters clinging apologetically to the
+skirts of gentility is conspicuous by its absence in America. The
+conditions of life there encourage a girl to undertake what she can do
+best, with a comparatively healthy disregard of its fancied
+"respectability." Her consciousness of efficiency reacts in a thousand
+ways; her feet are planted on so solid a foundation that she
+inevitably seems an important constructive part of society. The
+contrast between the American woman and the English woman in this
+respect may be illustrated by the two Caryatides in the Braccio Nuovo
+at the Vatican. The first of these, a copy of one of the figures of
+the Erechtheum, seems to bear the superincumbent architrave easily and
+securely, with her feet planted squarely and the main lines running
+vertically. In the other, of a later period, the fact that the feet
+are placed close together gives an air of insecurity to the attitude,
+an effect heightened by the prevalence of curved lines in the folds of
+the drapery.
+
+The American woman, too, has had more time than the American man to
+cultivate the more amiable--if you will, the more showy--qualities of
+American civilisation. The leisured class of England consists of both
+sexes, that of America practically of one only. The problem of the
+American man so far has mainly been to subdue a new continent to human
+uses, while the woman has been sacrificing on the altar of the Graces.
+Hence the wider culture and the more liberal views are often found in
+the sex from which the European does not expect them; hence the woman
+of New York and other American cities is often conspicuously superior
+to her husband in looks, manners, and general intelligence. This has
+been denied by champions of the American man; but the observation of
+the writer, whatever it may be worth, would deny the denial.
+
+The way in which an expression such as "Ladies' Cabin" is understood
+in the United States has always seemed to me very typical of the
+position of the gentler sex in that country. In England, when we see
+an inscription of that kind, we assume that the enclosure referred to
+is for ladies _only_. In America, unless the "only" is emphasized, the
+"Ladies' Drawing Room" or the "Ladies' Waiting Room" extends its
+hospitality to all those of the male sex who are ready to behave as
+gentlemen and temporarily forego the delights of tobacco. Thus half of
+the male passengers of the United States journey, as it were, under
+the aegis of woman, and think it no shame to be enclosed in a box
+labelled with her name.
+
+Put roughly, what chiefly strikes the stranger in the American woman
+is her candour, her frankness, her hail-fellow-well-met-edness, her
+apparent absence of consciousness of self or of sex, her spontaneity,
+her vivacity, her fearlessness. If the observer himself is not of a
+specially refined or delicate type, he is apt at first to
+misunderstand the cameraderie of an American girl, to see in it
+suggestions of a possible coarseness of fibre. If a vain man, he may
+take it as a tribute to his personal charms, or at least to the
+superior claims of a representative of old-world civilisation. But
+even to the obtuse stranger of this character it will ultimately
+become obvious--as to the more refined observer _ab initio_--that he
+can no more (if as much) dare to take a liberty with the American girl
+than with his own countrywoman. The plum may appear to be more easily
+handled, but its bloom will be found to be as intact and as ethereal
+as in the jealously guarded hothouse fruit of Europe. He will find
+that her frank and charming companionability is as far removed from
+masculinity as from coarseness; that the points in which she differs
+from the European lady do not bring her nearer either to a man on the
+one hand, or to a common woman on the other. He will find that he has
+to readjust his standards, to see that divergence from the best type
+of woman hitherto known to him does not necessarily mean
+deterioration; if he is of an open and susceptible mind, he may even
+come to the conclusion that he prefers the transatlantic type!
+
+Unless his lines in England have lain in _very_ pleasant places, the
+intelligent Englishman in enjoying his first experience of
+transatlantic society will assuredly be struck by the sprightliness,
+the variety, the fearless individuality of the American girl, by her
+power of repartee, by the quaint appositeness of her expressions, by
+the variety of her interests, by the absence of undue deference to his
+masculine dignity. If in his newly landed innocence he ventures to
+compliment the girl he talks with on the purity of her English, and
+assumes that she differs in that respect from her companions, she will
+patriotically repel the suggested accusation of her countrywomen by
+assuring him, without the ghost of a smile, "that she has had special
+advantages, inasmuch as an English missionary had been stationed near
+her tribe." If she prefers Martin Tupper to Shakespeare, or Strauss to
+Beethoven, she will say so without a tremor. Why should she
+hypocritically subordinate her personal instincts to a general theory
+of taste? Her independence is visible in her very dress; she wears
+what she thinks suits her (and her taste is seldom at fault), not
+merely what happens to be the fashionable freak of the moment. What
+Englishman does not shudder when he remembers how each of his
+womankind--the comely and the homely, the short and the long, the
+stout and the lean--at once assumed the latest form of hat, apparently
+utterly oblivious to the question of whether it suited her special
+style of beauty or not? Now, an American girl is not built that way.
+She wishes to be in the fashion just as much as she can; but if a
+special item of fashion does not set her off to advantage, she
+gracefully and courageously resigns it to those who can wear it with
+profit. But honour where honour is due! The English girl generally
+shows more sense of fitness in the dress for walking and travelling;
+she, consciously or unconsciously, realises that adaptability for its
+practical purpose is essential in such a case.
+
+The American girl, as above said, strikes one as individual, as
+varied. In England when we meet a girl in a ball-room we can
+generally--not always--"place" her after a few minutes' talk; she
+belongs to a set of which you remember to have already met a volume or
+two. In some continental countries the patterns in common use seem
+reduced to three or four. In the United States every new girl is a new
+sensation. Society consists of a series of surprises. Expectation is
+continually piqued. A and B and C do not help you to induce D; when you
+reach Z you _may_ imagine you find a slight trace of reincarnation.
+Not that the surprises are invariably pleasant. The very force and
+self-confidence of the American girl doubly and trebly underline the
+undesirable. Vulgarity that would be stolid and stodgy in Middlesex
+becomes blatant and aggressive in New York.
+
+The American girl is not hampered by the feeling of class distinction,
+which has for her neither religious nor historical sanction. The
+English girl is first the squire's daughter, second a good
+churchwoman, third an English subject, and fourthly a woman. Even the
+best of them cannot rise wholly superior to the all-pervading, and,
+in its essence, vulgarising, superstition that some of her
+fellow-creatures are not fit to come between the wind and her
+nobility. Those who reject the theory do so by a self-conscious effort
+which in itself is crude and a strain. The American girl is, however,
+born into an atmosphere of unconsciousness of all this, and, unless
+she belongs to a very narrow coterie, does not reach this point of
+view either as believer or antagonist. This endues her, at her best,
+with a sweet and subtle fragrance of humanity that is, perhaps,
+unique. Free from any sense of inherited or conventional superiority
+or inferiority, as devoid of the brutality of condescension as of the
+meanness of toadyism, she combines in a strangely attractive way the
+charm of eternal womanliness with the latest aroma of a progressive
+century. It is, doubtless, this quality that M. Bourget has in view
+when he speaks of the incomparable delicacy of the American girl, or
+M. Paul Blouet when he asserts that "you find in the American woman a
+quality which, I fear, is beginning to disappear in Paris and is
+almost unknown in London--a kind of spiritualised politeness, a tender
+solicitude for other people, combined with strong individuality."
+
+There is one type of girl, with whom even the most modest and most
+moderately eligible of bachelors must be familiar in England, who is
+seldom in evidence in the United States--she whom the American
+aborigines might call the "Girl-Anxious-to-be-Married." What
+right-minded man in any circle of British society has not shuddered at
+the open pursuit of young Croesus? Have not our novelists and
+satirists reaped the most ample harvest from the pitiable spectacle
+and all its results? A large part of the advantage that American
+society has over English rests in the comparative absence of this
+phenomenon. Man there does not and cannot bear himself as the cynosure
+of the female eye; the art of throwing the handkerchief has not been
+included in his early curriculum. The American dancing man does not
+dare to arrive just in time for supper or to lounge in the doorway
+while dozens of girls line the walls in faded expectation of a waltz.
+The English girl herself can hardly be blamed for this state of
+things. She has been brought up to think that marriage is the be-all
+and end-all of her existence. "For my part," writes the author of
+"Cecil, the Coxcomb," "I never blame them when I see them capering and
+showing off their little monkey-tricks, for conquest. The fault is
+none of theirs. It is part of an erroneous system." Lady Jeune
+expresses the orthodox English position when she asserts flatly that
+"to deny that marriage is the object of woman's existence is absurd."
+The anachronistic survival of the laws of primogeniture and entail
+practically makes the marriage of the daughter the only alternative
+for a descent to a lower sphere of society. In the United States the
+proportion of girls who strike one as obvious candidates for marriage
+is remarkably small. This _may_ be owing to the art with which the
+American woman conceals her lures, but all the evidence points to its
+being in the main an entirely natural and unconscious attitude. The
+American girl has all along been so accustomed to associate on equal
+terms with the other sex that she naturally and inevitably regards him
+more in the light of a comrade than of a possible husband. She has so
+many resources, and is so independent, that marriage does not bound
+her horizon.
+
+Her position, however, is not one of antagonism to marriage. If it
+were, I should be the last to commend it. It rather rests on an
+assurance of equality, on the assumption that marriage is an
+honourable estate--a rounding and completing of existence--for man as
+much as for woman. Nor does it mean, I think, any lack of passion and
+the deepest instincts of womanhood. All these are present and can be
+wakened by the right man at the right time. Indeed, the very fact that
+marriage (with or without love) is not incessantly in the foreground
+of an American girl's consciousness probably makes the awakening all
+the more deep and tender because comparatively unanticipated and
+unforeseen.
+
+The marriages between American heiresses and European peers do not
+militate seriously against the above view of American marriage. It
+cannot be sufficiently emphasised that the doings of a few wealthy
+people in New York are not characteristic of American civilisation.
+The New York _Times_ was entirely right when it said, in commenting
+upon the frank statement of the bridegroom in a recent alliance of
+this kind that it had been _arranged_ by friends of both parties: "A
+few years ago this frankness would have cost him his bride, if his
+'friends' had chosen an American girl for that distinction, and even
+now it would be resented to the point of a rupture of the engagement
+by most American girls."
+
+The American girl may not be in reality better educated than her
+British sister, nor a more profound thinker; but her mind is
+indisputably more agile and elastic. In fact, a slow-going Britisher
+has to go through a regular course of training before he can follow
+the rapid transitions of her train of associations. She has the
+happiest faculty in getting at another's point of view and in putting
+herself in his place. Her imagination is more likely to be over-active
+than too sluggish. One of the most popular classes of the "Society for
+the Encouragement of Study at Home" is that devoted to imaginary
+travels in Europe. She is wonderfully adaptable, and makes herself at
+ease in an entirely strange _milieu_ almost before the transition is
+complete. Both M. Blouet and M. Bourget notice this, and claim that it
+is a quality she shares with the Frenchwoman. The wife of a recent
+President is a stock illustration of it--a girl who was transferred in
+a moment from what we should call a quiet "middle-class" existence to
+the apex of publicity, and comported herself in the most trying
+situations with the ease, dignity, unconsciousness, taste, and
+graciousness of a born princess.
+
+The innocence of the American girl is neither an affectation, nor a
+prejudiced fable, nor a piece of stupidity. The German woman, quoted
+by Mr. Bryce, found her American compeer _furchtbar frei_, but she had
+at once to add _und furchtbar fromm_. "The innocence of the American
+girl passes abysses of obscenity without stain or knowledge." She may
+be perfectly able to hold her own under any circumstances, but she has
+little of that detestable quality which we call "knowing." The
+immortal Daisy Miller is a charming illustration of this. I used
+sometimes to get into trouble with American ladies, who "hoped I did
+not take Daisy Miller as a type of the average American girl," by
+assuring them that "I did not--that I thought her much too good for
+that." And in truth there seemed to me a lack of subtlety in the
+current appreciation of the charming young lady from Schenectady, who
+is much _finer_ than many readers give her credit for. And on this
+point I think I may cite Mr. Henry James himself as a witness on my
+side, since, in a dramatic version of the tale published in the
+_Atlantic Monthly_ (Vol. 51, 1883), he makes his immaculate Bostonian,
+Mr. Winterbourne, marry Daisy with a full consciousness of all she was
+and had been. As I understand her, Miss Daisy Miller, in spite of her
+somewhat unpropitious early surroundings, was a young woman entirely
+able to appreciate the very best when she met it. She at once
+recognised the superiority of Winterbourne to the men she had hitherto
+known, and she also recognised that her "style" was not the "style" of
+him or of his associates. But she was very young, and had all the
+unreasonable pride of extreme youth; and so she determined not to
+alter her behaviour one jot or tittle in order to attract him--nay,
+with a sort of bravado, she exaggerated those very traits which she
+knew he disliked. Yet all the time she had the highest appreciation of
+his most delicate refinements, while she felt also that he ought to
+see that at bottom she was just as refined as he, though her outward
+mask was not so elegant. I have no doubt whatever that, as Mrs.
+Winterbourne, she adapted herself to her new _milieu_ with absolute
+success, and yet without loss of her own most fascinating
+individuality.[8]
+
+The whole atmosphere of the country tends to preserve the spirit of
+unsuspecting innocence in the American maiden. The function of a
+chaperon is very differently interpreted in the United States and in
+England. On one occasion I met in a Pullman car a young lady
+travelling in charge of her governess. A chance conversation elicited
+the fact that she was the daughter of a well-known New York banker;
+and the fact that we had some mutual acquaintances was accepted as
+all-sufficing credentials for my respectability. We had happened to
+fix on the same hotel at our destination; and in the evening, after
+dinner, I met in the corridor the staid and severe-looking
+_gouvernante_, who saluted me with "Oh, Mr. Muirhead, I have such a
+headache! Would you mind going out with my little girl while she makes
+some purchases?" I was a little taken aback at first; but a moment's
+reflection convinced me that I had just experienced a most striking
+tribute to the honour of the American man and the social atmosphere of
+the United States.
+
+The psychological method of suggestive criticism has, perhaps, never
+been applied with more delicacy of intelligence than in M. Bourget's
+chapter on the American woman. Each stroke of the pen, or rather each
+turn of the scalpel, amazes us by its keen penetration. As we at last
+close the book and meditate on what we have read, it is little by
+little borne in upon us that though due tribute is paid to the
+charming traits of the American woman, yet the general outcome of M.
+Bourget's analysis is truly damnatory. If this sprightly, fascinating,
+somewhat hard and calculating young woman be a true picture of the
+transatlantic maiden, we may sigh indeed for her lack of the _Ewig
+Weibliche_. I do not pretend to say where M. Bourget's appreciation is
+at fault, but that it is false--unaccountably false--in the general
+impression it leaves, I have no manner of doubt. Perhaps his attention
+has been fixed too exclusively on the Newport girl, who, it must again
+be insisted on, is too much impregnated with cosmopolitan _fin de
+siecle-ism_ to be taken as the American type. Botanise a flower, use
+the strongest glasses you will, tear apart and name and analyse,--the
+result is a catalogue, the flower with its beauty and perfume is not
+there. So M. Bourget has catalogued the separate qualities of the
+American woman; as a whole she has eluded his analysis. Perhaps this
+chapter of his may be taken as an eminent illustration of the
+limitations of the critical method, which is at times so illuminating,
+while at times it so utterly fails to touch the heart of things, or,
+better, the wholeness of things.
+
+Among the most searching tests of the state of civilisation reached by
+any country are the character of its roads, its minimising of noise,
+and the position of its women. If the United States does not stand
+very high on the application of the first two tests, its name
+assuredly leads all the rest in the third. In no other country is the
+legal status of women so high or so well secured, or their right to
+follow an independent career so fully recognised by society at large.
+In no other country is so much done to provide for their convenience
+and comfort. All the professions are open to them, and the opportunity
+has widely been made use of. Teaching, lecturing, journalism,
+preaching, and the practice of medicine have long been recognised as
+within woman's sphere, and she is by no means unknown at the bar.
+There are eighty qualified lady doctors in Boston alone, and
+twenty-five lady lawyers in Chicago. A business card before me as I
+write reads, "Mesdames Foster & Steuart, Members of the Cotton
+Exchange and Board of Trade, Real Estate and Stock Brokers, 143 Main
+Street, Houston, Texas." The American woman, however, is often found
+in still more unexpected occupations. There are numbers of women
+dentists, barbers, and livery-stable keepers. Miss Emily Faithful saw
+a railway pointswoman in Georgia; and one of the regular steamers on
+Lake Champlain, when I was there, was successfully steered by a pilot
+in petticoats. There is one profession that is closed to women in the
+United States--that of barmaid. That professional association of woman
+with man when he is apt to be in his most animal moods is firmly
+tabooed in America--all honour to it!
+
+The career of a lady whose acquaintance I made in New York, and whom I
+shall call Miss Undereast, illustrates the possibilities open to the
+American girl. Born in Iowa, Miss Undereast lost her mother when she
+was three years old, and spent her early childhood in company with her
+father, who was a travelling geologist and mining prospector. She
+could ride almost before she could walk, and soon became an expert
+shot. Once, when only ten years of age, she shot down an Indian who
+was in the act of killing a white woman with his tomahawk; and on
+another occasion, when her father's camp was surrounded by hostile
+Indians, she galloped out upon her pony and brought relief. "She was
+so much at home with the shy, wild creatures of the woods that she
+learned their calls, and they would come to her like so many domestic
+birds and animals. She would come into camp with wild birds and
+squirrels on her shoulder. She could lasso a steer with the best of
+them. When, at last, she went to graduate at the State University of
+Colorado, she paid for her last year's tuition with the proceeds of
+her own herd of cattle." After graduating at Colorado State
+University, she took a full course in a commercial college, and then
+taught school for some time at Denver. Later she studied and taught
+music, for which she had a marked gift. The next important step
+brought her to New York, where she gained in a competitive examination
+the position of secretary in the office of the Street Cleaning
+Department. Her linguistic accomplishments (for she had studied
+several foreign languages) stood her in good stead, and during the
+illness of her chief she practically managed the department and
+"bossed" fifteen hundred Italian labourers in their own tongue. Miss
+Undereast carried on her musical studies far enough to be offered a
+position in an operatic company, while her linguistic studies
+qualified her for the post of United States Custom House Inspectress.
+Latterly she has devoted her time mainly to journalism and literature,
+producing, _inter alia_, a guidebook to New York, a novel, and a
+volume of essays on social topics. It is a little difficult to realise
+when talking with the accomplished and womanly _litterateur_ that she
+has been in her day a slayer of Indians and "a mighty huntress before
+the Lord;" but both the facts and the opportunities underlying them
+testify in the most striking manner to the largeness of the sphere of
+action open to the _puella Americana_.
+
+If American women have been well treated by their men-folk, they have
+nobly discharged their debt. It is trite to refer to the numerous
+schemes of philanthropy in which American women have played so
+prominent a part, to allude to the fact that they have as a body used
+their leisure to cultivate those arts and graces of life which the
+preoccupation of man has led him too often to neglect. This chapter
+may well close with the words of Professor Bryce: "No country seems to
+owe more to its women than America does, nor to owe to them so much of
+what is best in its social institutions and in the beliefs that govern
+conduct."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[8] Since writing the above I have learned that Mr. W.D. Howells has
+written of "Daisy Miller" in a similar vein, speaking of her
+"indestructible innocence and her invulnerable new-worldliness." "It
+was so plain that Mr. James disliked her vulgar conditions that the
+very people to whom he revealed her essential sweetness and light were
+furious that he should have seemed not to see what existed through
+him."
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+The American Child
+
+
+The United States has sometimes been called the "Paradise of Women;"
+from the child's point of view it might equally well he termed the
+"Paradise of Children," though the thoughtful observer might be
+inclined to qualify the title by the prefix "Fool's." Nowhere is the
+child so constantly in evidence; nowhere are his wishes so carefully
+consulted; nowhere is he allowed to make his mark so strongly on
+society in general. The difference begins at the very moment of his
+birth, or indeed even sooner. As much fuss is made over each young
+republican as if he were the heir to a long line of kings; his
+swaddling clothes might make a ducal infant jealous; the family
+physician thinks $100 or $150 a moderate fee for ushering him into the
+light of day. Ordinary milk is not good enough for him; _sterilised_
+milk will hardly do; "_modified_" milk alone is considered fit for
+this democratic suckling. Even the father is expected to spend hours
+in patient consultation over his food, his dress, his teething-rings,
+and his outgoing. He is weighed daily, and his nourishment is changed
+at once if he is a fraction either behind or ahead of what is deemed a
+normal and healthy rate of growth. American writers on the care of
+children give directions for the use of the most complex and
+time-devouring devices for the proper preparation of their food, and
+seem really to expect that mamma and nurse will go through with the
+prescribed juggling with pots and pans, cylinders and lamps.
+
+A little later the importance of the American child is just as
+evident, though it takes on different forms. The small American seems
+to consider himself the father of the man in a way never contemplated
+by the poet. He interrupts the conversation of his elders, he has a
+voice in every matter, he eats and drinks what seems good to him, he
+(or at any rate _she_) wears finger-rings of price, he has no shyness
+or even modesty. The theory of the equality of man is rampant in the
+nursery (though I use this word only in its conventional and
+figurative sense, for American children do not confine themselves to
+their nurseries). You will actually hear an American mother say of a
+child of two or three years of age: "I can't _induce_ him to do this;"
+"She _won't_ go to bed when I tell her;" "She _will_ eat that lemon
+pie, though I _know_ it is bad for her." Even the public authorities
+seem to recognise the inherent right of the American child to have his
+own way, as the following paragraph from the New York _Herald_ of
+April 8, 1896, will testify:
+
+ WASHINGTON, April 7.--The lawn in front of the White
+ House this morning was littered with paper bags, the dyed shells
+ of eggs, and the remains of Easter luncheon baskets. It is said
+ that a large part of the lawn must be resodded. The children,
+ shut out from their usual romp in the grounds at the back of the
+ mansion, made their way into the front when the sun came out in
+ the afternoon, and gambolled about at will, to the great injury
+ of the rain-soaked turf.
+
+ The police stationed in the grounds _vainly endeavored to
+ persuade the youngsters to go away_, and were finally successful
+ only through pretending to be about to close all the gates for
+ the night.
+
+It is, perhaps, superfluous to say that this kind of bringing up
+hardly tends to make the American child an attractive object to the
+stranger from without. On the contrary, it is very apt to make the
+said stranger long strenuously to spank these budding citizens of a
+free republic, and to send them to bed _instanter_. So much of what I
+want to say on this topic has been well said by my brother Findlay
+Muirhead in an article on "The American Small Boy," contributed to the
+_St. James's Gazette_, that I venture to quote the bulk of that
+article below.
+
+ The American Small Boy
+
+ The American small boy is represented in history by the youthful
+ George Washington, who suffered through his inability to invent a
+ plausible fiction, and by Benjamin Franklin, whose abnormal
+ simplicity in the purchase of musical instruments has become
+ proverbial. But history is not taken down in shorthand as it
+ occurs, and it sometimes lags a little. The modern American small
+ boy is a vastly different being from either of these
+ transatlantic worthies; at all events his most prominent
+ characteristics, as they strike a stranger, are not illustrated
+ in the earlier period of their career.
+
+ The peculiarities of young America would, indeed, matter but
+ little to the stranger if young America stayed at home. But young
+ America does not stay at home. It is not necessary to track the
+ American small boy to his native haunts in order to see what he
+ is like. He is very much in evidence even on this side the
+ Atlantic. At certain seasons he circulates in Europe with the
+ facility of the British sovereign; for the American nation
+ cherishes the true nomadic habit of travelling in families, and
+ the small boy is not left behind. He abounds in Paris; he is
+ common in Italy; and he is a drug in Switzerland. He is an
+ element to be allowed for by all who make the Grand Tour, for his
+ voice is heard in every land. On the Continent, during the
+ season, no first-class hotel can be said to be complete without
+ its American family, including the small boy. He does not,
+ indeed, appear to "come off" to his full extent in this country,
+ but in all Continental resorts he is a small boy that may be
+ felt, as probably our fellow-countrymen all over Europe are now
+ discovering.
+
+ There is little use in attempting to disguise the fact that the
+ subject of the present paper is distinctly disagreeable. There is
+ little beauty in him that we should desire him. He is not only
+ restless himself, but he is the cause of restlessness in others.
+ He has no respect even for the quiescent evening hour, devoted to
+ cigarettes on the terrace after _table d'hote_, and he is not to
+ be overawed by a look. It is a constant source of wonder to the
+ thoughtfully inclined how the American man is evolved from the
+ American boy; it is a problem much more knotty than the
+ difficulty concerning apple-dumplings which so perplexed "Farmer
+ George." No one need desire a pleasanter travelling companion
+ than the American man; it is impossible to imagine a more
+ disagreeable one than the American boy.
+
+ The American small boy is precocious; but it is not with the
+ erudite precocity of the German Heinecken, who at three years of
+ age was intimately acquainted with history and geography ancient
+ and modern, sacred and profane, besides being able to converse
+ fluently in Latin, French, and German. We know, of course, that
+ each of the twenty-two Presidents of the United States gave such
+ lively promise in his youth that twenty-two aged friends of the
+ twenty-two families, without any collusion, placed their hands
+ upon the youthful heads, prophesying their future eminence. But
+ even this remarkable coincidence does not affect the fact that
+ the precocity of the average transatlantic boy is not generally
+ in the most useful branches of knowledge, but rather in the
+ direction of habits, tastes, and opinion. He is not, however,
+ evenly precocious. He unites a taste for jewelry with a passion
+ for candy. He combines a penetration into the motives of others
+ with an infantile indifference to exposing them at inconvenient
+ times. He has an adult decision in his wishes, but he has a
+ youthful shamelessness in seeking their fulfilment. One of his
+ most exasperating peculiarities is the manner in which he
+ querulously harps upon the single string of his wants. He sits
+ down before the refusal of his mother and shrilly besieges it. He
+ does not desist for company. He does not wish to behave well
+ before strangers. He desires to have his wish granted; and he
+ knows he will probably be allowed to succeed if he insists before
+ strangers. He is distinguished by a brutal frankness, combined
+ with a cynical disregard for all feminine ruses. He not seldom
+ calls up the blush of shame to the cheek of scheming innocence;
+ and he frequently crucifies his female relatives. He is generally
+ an adept in discovering what will most annoy his family circle;
+ and he is perfectly unscrupulous in avenging himself for all
+ injuries, of which he receives, in his own opinion, a large
+ number. He has an accurate memory for all promises made to his
+ advantage, and he is relentless in exacting payment to the
+ uttermost farthing. He not seldom displays a singular ingenuity
+ in interpreting ambiguous terms for his own behoof. A youth of
+ this kind is reported to have demanded (and received) eight
+ apples from his mother, who had bribed him to temporary
+ stillness by the promise of a few of that fruit, his ground being
+ that the Scriptures contained the sentence, "Wherein few, that
+ is, eight, souls were saved by water."
+
+ The American small boy is possessed, moreover, of a well-nigh
+ invincible _aplomb_. He is not impertinent, for it never enters
+ into his head to take up the position of protesting inferiority
+ which impertinence implies. He merely takes things as they come,
+ and does not hesitate to express his opinion of them. An American
+ young gentleman of the mature age of ten was one day overtaken by
+ a fault. His father, more in sorrow than in anger, expressed his
+ displeasure. "What am I to do with you, Tommy? What am I to do
+ with you?" "I have no suggestions to offer, sir," was the
+ response of Tommy, thus appealed to. Even in trying
+ circumstances, even when serious misfortune overtakes the
+ youthful American, his _aplomb_, his confidence in his own
+ opinion, does not wholly forsake him. Such a one was found
+ weeping in the street. On being asked the cause of his tears, he
+ sobbed out in mingled alarm and indignation: "I'm lost; mammy's
+ lost me; I _told_ the darned thing she'd lose me." The
+ recognition of his own liability to be lost, and at the same time
+ the recognition of his own superior wisdom, are exquisitely
+ characteristic. They would be quite incongruous in the son of any
+ other soil. In his intercourse with strangers this feeling
+ exhibits itself in the complete self-possession and _sang-froid_
+ of the youthful citizen of the Western Republic. He scorns to own
+ a curiosity which he dare not openly seek to satisfy by direct
+ questions, and he puts his questions accordingly on all subjects,
+ even the most private and even in the case of the most reverend
+ strangers. He is perfectly free in his remarks upon all that
+ strikes him as strange or reprehensible in any one's personal
+ appearance or behaviour; and he never dreams that his victims
+ might prefer not to be criticised in public. But he is quick to
+ resent criticism on himself, and he shows the most perverted
+ ingenuity in embroiling with his family any outsider who may
+ rashly attempt to restrain his ebullitions. He is, in fact, like
+ the Scottish thistle: no one may meddle with him with impunity.
+ It is better to "never mind him," as one of the evils under the
+ sun for which there is no remedy.
+
+ Probably this development of the American small boys is due in
+ great measure to the absorption of their fathers in business,
+ which necessarily surrenders the former to a too undiluted
+ "regiment of women." For though Thackeray is unquestionably right
+ in estimating highly the influence of refined feminine society
+ upon youths and young men, there is no doubt that a small boy is
+ all the better for contact with some one whose physical prowess
+ commands his respect. Some allowance must also be made for the
+ peevishness of boys condemned to prolonged railway journeys, and
+ to the confinement of hotel life in cities and scenes in which
+ they are not old enough to take an interest. They would,
+ doubtless, be more genial if they were left behind at school.
+
+The American boy has no monopoly of the characteristics under
+consideration. His little sister is often his equal in all
+departments. Miss Marryat tells of a little girl of five who appeared
+alone in the _table d'hote_ room of a large and fashionable hotel,
+ordered a copious and variegated breakfast, and silenced the timorous
+misgivings of the waiter with "I guess I pay my way." At another hotel
+I heard a similar little minx, in a fit of infantile rage, address her
+mother as "You nasty, mean, old crosspatch;" and the latter, who in
+other respects seemed a very sensible and intelligent woman, yielded
+to the storm, and had no words of rebuke. I am afraid it was a little
+boy who in the same way called his father a "black-eyed old skunk;"
+but it might just as well have been a girl.
+
+While not asserting that all American children are of this brand, I do
+maintain that the sketch is fairly typical of a very large
+class--perhaps of all except those of exceptionally firm and sensible
+parents. The strangest thing about the matter is, however, that the
+fruit does not by any means correspond to the seed; the wind is sown,
+but the whirlwind is not reaped. The unendurable child does not
+necessarily become an intolerable man. By some mysterious chemistry of
+the American atmosphere, social or otherwise, the horrid little minx
+blossoms out into a charming and womanly girl, with just enough of
+independence to make her piquant; the cross and dyspeptic little boy
+becomes a courteous and amiable man. Some sort of a moral miracle
+seems to take place about the age of fourteen or fifteen; a violent
+dislocation interrupts the natural continuity of progress; and,
+presto! out springs a new creature from the modern cauldron of Medea.
+
+The reason--or at any rate one reason--of the normal attitude of the
+American parent towards his child is not far to seek. It is almost
+undoubtedly one of the direct consequences of the circumambient spirit
+of democracy. The American is so accustomed to recognise the essential
+equality of others that he sometimes carries a good thing to excess.
+This spirit is seen in his dealings with underlings of all kinds, who
+are rarely addressed with the bluntness and brusqueness of the older
+civilisations. Hence the father and mother are apt to lay almost too
+much stress on the separate and individual entity of their child, to
+shun too scrupulously anything approaching the violent coercion of
+another's will. That the results are not more disastrous seems owing
+to a saving quality in the child himself. The characteristic American
+shrewdness and common sense do their work. A badly brought up American
+child introduced into a really well-regulated family soon takes his
+cue from his surroundings, adapts himself to his new conditions, and
+sheds his faults as a snake its skin. The whole process may tend to
+increase the individuality of the child; but the cost is often great,
+the consequences hard for the child itself. American parents are
+doubtless more familiar than others with the plaintive remonstrance:
+"Why did you not bring me up more strictly? Why did you give me so
+much of my own way?" The present type of the American child may be
+described as one of the experiments of democracy; that he is not a
+necessary type is proved by the by no means insignificant number of
+excellently trained children in the United States, of whom it has
+never been asserted that they make any less truly democratic citizens
+than their more pampered playmates.
+
+The idea of establishing summer camps for schoolchildren may not have
+originated in the United States--it was certainly put into operation
+in Switzerland and France several years ago; but the most
+characteristic and highly organised institution of the kind is the
+George Junior Republic at Freeville, near Ithaca, in the State of New
+York, and some account of this attempt to recognise the "rights of
+children," and develop the political capacity of boys and girls, may
+form an appropriate ending to this chapter. The republic was
+established by Mr. William R. George, in 1895. It occupies a large
+tent and several wooden buildings on a farm forty-eight acres in
+extent. In summer it accommodates about two hundred boys and girls
+between the ages of twelve and seventeen; and about forty of these
+remain in residence throughout the year. The republic is
+self-governing, and its economic basis is one of honest industry.
+Every citizen has to earn his living, and his work is paid for with
+the tin currency of the republic. Half of the day is devoted to work,
+the other half to recreation. The boys are employed in farming and
+carpentry; the girls sew, cook, and so on. The rates of wages vary
+from 50 cents to 90 cents a day according to the grade of work.
+Ordinary meals cost about 10 cents, and a night's lodging the same;
+but those who have the means and the inclination may have more
+sumptuous meals for 25 cents, or board at the "Waldorf" for about $4
+(16s.) a week. As the regular work offered to all is paid for at rates
+amply sufficient to cover the expenses of board and lodging, the idle
+and improvident have either to go without or make up for their neglect
+by overtime work. Those who save money receive its full value on
+leaving the republic, in clothes and provisions to take back to their
+homes in the slums of New York. Some boys have been known to save $50
+(L10) in the two months of summer work. The republic has its own
+legislature, court-house, jail, schools, and the like. The legislature
+has two branches. The members of the lower house are elected by ballot
+weekly, those of the senate fortnightly. Each grade of labour elects
+one member and one senator for every twelve constituents. Offences
+against the laws of the republic are stringently dealt with, and the
+jail, with its bread-and-water diet, is a by no means pleasant
+experience. The police force consists of thirteen boys and two girls;
+the office of "cop," with its wages of 90 cents a day, is eagerly
+coveted, but cannot be obtained without the passing of a stiff civil
+service examination.
+
+So far this interesting experiment is said by good authorities to have
+worked well. It is not a socialistic or Utopian scheme, but frankly
+accepts existing conditions and tries to make the best of them. It is
+not by any means merely "playing at house." The children have to do
+genuine work, and learn habits of real industry, thrift,
+self-restraint, and independence. The measures discussed by the
+legislature are not of the debating society order, but actually affect
+the personal welfare of the two hundred citizens. It has, for example,
+been found necessary to impose a duty of twenty-five per cent. "on all
+stuff brought in to be sold," so as to protect the native farmer.
+Female suffrage has been tried, but did not work well, and was
+discarded, largely through the votes of the girls themselves.
+
+The possible disadvantages connected with an experiment of this kind
+easily suggest themselves; but since the "precocity" of the American
+child is a recognised fact, it is perhaps well that it should be
+turned into such unobjectionable channels.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+International Misapprehensions and National Differences
+
+
+Some years ago I was visiting the cyclorama of Niagara Falls in London
+and listening to the intelligent description of the scene given by the
+"lecturer." In the course of this he pointed out Goat Island, the
+wooded islet that parts the headlong waters of the Niagara like a
+coulter and shears them into the separate falls of the American and
+Canadian shores. Behind me stood an English lady who did not quite
+catch what the lecturer said, and turned to her husband in surprise.
+"Rhode Island? Well, I knew Rhode Island was one of the smallest
+States, but I had no idea it was so small as that!" On another
+occasion an Englishman, invited to smile at the idea of a
+fellow-countryman that the Rocky Mountains flanked the west bank of
+the Hudson, exclaimed: "How absurd! The Rocky Mountains must be at
+least two hundred miles from the Hudson." Even so intelligent a
+traveller and so friendly a critic as Miss Florence Marryat (Mrs.
+Francis Lean), in her desire to do justice to the amplitude of the
+American continent, gravely asserts that "Pennsylvania covers a tract
+of land larger than England, France, Spain, and Germany all put
+together," the real fact being that even the smallest of the countries
+named is much larger than the State, while the combined area of the
+four is more than fourteen times as great. Texas, the largest State in
+the Union, is not so very much more extensive than either Germany or
+France.
+
+An analogous want of acquaintance with the mental geography of America
+was shown by the English lady whom Mr. Freeman heard explaining to a
+cultivated American friend who Sir Walter Scott was, and what were the
+titles of his chief works.
+
+It is to such international ignorance as this that much, if not most,
+of the British want of appreciation of the United States may be
+traced; just as the acute critic may see in the complacent and
+persistent misspelling of English names by the leading journals of
+Paris an index of that French attitude of indifference towards
+foreigners that involved the possibility of a Sedan. It is not,
+perhaps, easy to adduce exactly parallel instances of American
+ignorance of Great Britain, though Mr. Henry James, who probably knows
+his England better than nine out of ten Englishmen, describes Lord
+Lambeth, the eldest son of a duke, as himself a member of the House of
+Lords ("An International Episode"). It was amusing to find when _meine
+Wenigkeit_ was made the object of a lesson in a Massachusetts school,
+that many of the children knew the name England only in connection
+with their own New England home. Nor, I fear, can it be denied that
+much of the historical teaching in the primary schools of the United
+States gives a somewhat one-sided view of the past relations between
+the mother country and her revolted daughter. The American child is
+not taught as much as he ought to be that the English people of to-day
+repudiate the attitude of the aristocratic British government of 1770
+as strongly as Americans themselves.
+
+The American, however, must not plume himself too much on his superior
+knowledge. Shameful as the British ignorance of America often is, a
+corresponding American ignorance of Great Britain would be vastly more
+shameful. An American cannot understand himself unless he knows
+something of his origins beyond the seas; the geography and history of
+an American child must perforce include the history and geography of
+the British Isles. For a Briton, however, knowledge of America is
+rather one of the highly desirable things than one of the absolutely
+indispensable. It would certainly betoken a certain want of humanity
+in me if I failed to take any interest in the welfare of my sons and
+daughters who had emigrated to New Zealand; but it is evident that for
+the conduct of my own life a knowledge of their doings is not so
+essential for me as a knowledge of what my father was and did. The
+American of Anglo-Saxon stock visiting Westminster Abbey seems
+paralleled alone by the Greek of Syracuse or Magna Graecia visiting the
+Acropolis of Athens; and the experience of either is one that less
+favoured mortals may unfeignedly envy. But the American and the
+Syracusan alike would be wrong were he to feel either scorn or elation
+at the superiority of the guest's knowledge of the host over the
+host's knowledge of the guest.
+
+However that may be, and whatever latitude we allow to the proverbial
+connection of familiarity and contempt, there seems little reason to
+doubt that closer knowledge of one another will but increase the
+mutual sympathy and esteem of the Briton and the American. The former
+will find that Brother Jonathan is not so exuberantly and perpetually
+starred-and-striped as the comic cartoonist would have us believe;
+and the American will find that John Bull does not always wear
+top-boots or invariably wield a whip. Things that from a distance seem
+preposterous and even revolting will often assume a very different
+guise when seen in their native environment and judged by their
+inevitable conditions. It is not always true that "_coelum non
+animum mutant qui trans mare currunt_" that is, if we allow ourselves
+to translate "_animum_" in its Ciceronian sense of "opinion."[9] To
+hold this view does not make any excessive demand on our optimism.
+There seems absolutely no reason why in this particular case the line
+of cleavage between one's likes and one's dislikes should coincide
+with that of foreign and native birth. The very word "foreign" rings
+false in this connection. It is often easier to recognise a brother in
+a New Yorker than in a Yorkshireman, while, alas! it is only
+theoretically and in a mood of long-drawn-out aspiration that we can
+love our alien-tongued European neighbour as ourselves.
+
+The man who wishes to form a sound judgment of another is bound to
+attain as great a measure as possible of accurate self-knowledge, not
+merely to understand the reaction of the foreign character when
+brought into relation with his own, but also to make allowance for
+fundamental differences of taste and temperament. The golden rule of
+judging others by ourselves can easily become a dull and leaden
+despotism if we insist that what _we_ should think and feel on a given
+occasion ought also to be the thoughts and actions of the Frenchman,
+the German, or the American. There are, perhaps, no more pregnant
+sentences in Mr. Bryce's valuable book than those in which he warns
+his British readers against the assumption that the same phenomena in
+two different countries must imply the same sort of causes. Thus, an
+equal amount of corruption among British politicians, or an equal
+amount of vulgarity in the British press, would argue a much greater
+degree of rottenness in the general social system than the same
+phenomena in the United States. So, too, some of the characteristic
+British vices are, so to say, of a spontaneous, involuntary,
+semi-unconscious growth, and the American observer would commit a
+grievous error if he ascribed them to as deliberate an intent to do
+evil as the same tendencies would betoken in his own land. Neither
+Briton nor American can do full justice to the other unless each
+recognises that the other is fashioned of a somewhat different clay.
+
+The strong reasons, material and otherwise, why Great Britain and the
+United States should be friends need not be enumerated here. In spite
+of some recent and highly unexpected shocks, the tendencies that make
+for amity seem to me to be steadily increasing in strength and
+volume.[10] It is the American in the making rather than the matured
+native product that, as a rule, is guilty of blatant denunciation of
+Great Britain; and it is usually the untravelled and preeminently
+insular Briton alone that is utterly devoid of sympathy for his
+American cousins. The American, as has often been pointed out, has
+become vastly more pleasant to deal with since his country has won an
+undeniable place among the foremost nations of the globe. The
+epidermis of Brother Jonathan has toughened as he has grown in
+stature, and now that he can look over the heads of most of his
+compeers he regards the sting of a gnat as little as the best of them.
+Perhaps not _quite_ so little as John Bull, whose indifference to
+criticism and silent assurance of superiority are possibly as far
+wrong in the one direction as a too irritable skin is in the other.
+
+Of the books written about the United States in the last score of
+years by European writers of any weight, there are few which have not
+helped to dissipate the grotesquely one-sided view of America formerly
+held in the Old World. Preeminent among such books is, of course, the
+"American Commonwealth" of Mr. James Bryce; but such writers as Mr.
+Freeman, M. Paul Bourget, Sir George Campbell, Mr. William Sanders,
+Miss Catherine Bates, Mme. Blanc, Miss Emily Faithful, M. Paul de
+Rousiers, Max O'Rell, and Mr. Stevens have all, in their several
+degrees and to their several audiences, worked to the same end. It
+may, however, be worth while mentioning one or two literary
+performances of a somewhat different character, merely to remind my
+British readers of the sort of thing we have done to exasperate our
+American cousins in quite recent times, and so help them to understand
+the why and wherefore of certain traces of resentment still lingering
+beyond the Atlantic. In 1884 Sir Lepel Griffin, a distinguished Indian
+official, published a record of his visit to the United States, under
+the title of "The Great Republic." Perhaps this volume might have been
+left to the obscurity which has befallen it, were it not that Mr.
+Matthew Arnold lent it a fictitious importance by taking as the text
+for some of his own remarks on America Sir Lepel's assertion that he
+knew of no civilised country, Russia possibly excepted, where he
+should less like to live than the United States. To me it seems a book
+most admirably adapted to infuriate even a less sensitive folk than
+the Americans. I do not in the least desire to ascribe to Sir Lepel
+Griffin a deliberate design to be offensive; but it is just his calm,
+supercilious Philistinism, aggravated no doubt by his many years'
+experience as a ruler of submissive Orientals, that makes it no less a
+pleasure than a duty for a free and intelligent republican to resent
+and defy his criticisms.
+
+Can, for instance, anything more wantonly and pointlessly insulting be
+imagined than his assertion that an intelligent and well-informed
+American would probably name the pork-packing of Chicago as the thing
+_best worth seeing_ in the United States? After that it is not
+surprising that he considers American scenery singularly tame and
+unattractive, and that he finds female beauty (can his standard for
+this have been Orientalised?) very rare. He predicts that it would be
+impossible to maintain the Yellowstone National Park as such, and
+asserts that it was only a characteristic spirit of swagger and
+braggadocio that prompted this attempt at an impossible ideal. He also
+seems to think lynching an any-day possibility in the streets of New
+York. The value of his forecasts may, however, be discounted by his
+prophecy in the same book that the London County Council would be
+merely a glorified vestry, utterly indifferent to the public interest,
+and unlikely to attract any candidates of distinction!
+
+An almost equal display of Philistinism--perhaps greater in proportion
+to its length--is exhibited by an article entitled "Twelve Hours of
+New York," published by Count Gleichen in _Murray's Magazine_
+(February, 1890). This energetic young man succeeded (in his own
+belief) in seeing all the sights of New York in the time indicated by
+the title of his article, and apparently met nothing to his taste
+except the Hoffman House bar and the large rugs with which the
+cab-horses were swathed. He found his hotel a den of incivility and
+his dinner "a squashy, sloppy meal." He wishes he had spent the day in
+Canada instead. He is great in his scorn for the "glue kettle" helmets
+of the New York police, and for the ferry-boats in the harbour, to
+which he vastly prefers what he wittily and originally styles the
+"common or garden steamer." His feet, in his own elegant phrase, felt
+"like a jelly" after four hours of New York pavement. What are the
+Americans to think of us when they find one of our innermost and most
+aristocratic circle writing stuff like this under the aegis of,
+perhaps, the foremost of British publishers?
+
+As a third instance of the ingratiating manner in which Englishmen
+write of Americans, we may take the following paragraph from "Travel
+and Talk," an interesting record of much journeying by that well-known
+London clergyman, the Rev. H.R. Haweis: "Among the numerous kind
+attentions I was favoured with and somewhat embarrassed by was the
+assiduous hospitality of another singular lady, _also since dead_. I
+allude to Mrs. Barnard, the wife of the venerable principal of
+Columbia College, a well-known and admirably appointed educational
+institution in New York. This good lady was bent upon our staying at
+the college, and hunted us from house to house until we took up our
+abode with her, and, I confess, I found her rather amusing at first,
+and I am sure she meant most kindly. But there was an inconceivable
+fidgetiness about her, and an incapacity to let people alone, or even
+listen to anything they said in answer to her questions, which poured
+as from a quick-firing gun, that became at last intolerable." Comment
+on this passage would be entirely superfluous; but I cannot help
+drawing attention to the supreme touch of gracefulness added by the
+three words I have italicised.
+
+There is one English critic of American life whose opinion cannot be
+treated cavalierly--least of all by those who feel, as I do, how
+inestimable is our debt to him as a leader in the paths of sweetness
+and light. But even in the presence of Matthew Arnold I desire to
+preserve the attitude of "_nullius addictus jurare in verba
+magistri_," and I cannot but believe that his estimate of America,
+while including much that is subtle, clear-sighted, and tonic, is in
+certain respects inadequate and misleading. He unfortunately committed
+the mistake of writing on the United States before visiting the
+country, and had made up his mind in advance that it was almost
+exclusively peopled by, and entirely run in the interests of, the
+British dissenting Philistine with a difference.
+
+It is the more to be regretted that he adopted this attitude of
+premature judgment of American characteristics because it is only too
+prevalent among his less distinguished fellow-countrymen. From this
+position of _parti pris_, maintained with all his own inimitable
+suavity and grace, it seems to me that he was never wholly able to
+advance (or retire), though he candidly admitted that he found the
+difference between the British and American Philistine vastly greater
+than he anticipated. The members of his preconceived syllogism seem to
+be somewhat as follows: the money-making and comfort-loving classes in
+England are essentially Philistine; the United States as a nation is
+given over to money-making; _ergo_, its inhabitants must all be
+Philistines. Furthermore, the British Philistines are to a very large
+extent dissenters: the United States has no established church;
+_ergo_, it must be the Paradise of the dissenter.
+
+This line of argument ignores the fact that the stolid
+self-satisfaction in materialistic comfort, which he defines as the
+essence of Philistinism, is _not_ a predominant trait in the American
+class in which our English experience would lead us to look for it.
+The American man of business, with his restless discontent and
+nervous, over-strained pursuit of wealth, may not be a more inspiring
+object than his British brother, but he has little of the smugness
+which Mr. Arnold has taught us to associate with the label of
+Philistinism. And his womankind is perhaps even less open to this
+particular reproach. Mr. Arnold ignores a whole far-reaching series of
+American social phenomena which have practically nothing in common
+with British nonconformity, and lets a similarity of nomenclature
+blind him too much to the differentiation of entirely novel
+conditions. The Methodist "Moonshiner" of Tennessee is hardly cast in
+the same mould as the deacon of a London Little Bethel; and even the
+most legitimate children of the Puritans have not descended from the
+common stock in parallel lines in England and America.
+
+Mr. Arnold admitted that the political clothes of Brother Jonathan
+fitted him admirably, and allowed that he can and does think
+straighter (_c'est le bonheur des hommes quand ils pensent juste_)
+than we can in the maze of our unnatural and antiquated complications;
+he wholly admired the natural, unselfconscious manner of the American
+woman; he saw that the wage-earner lived more comfortably than in
+Europe; he noted that wealthy Americans were not dogged by envy in the
+same way as in England, partly because wealth was felt to be more
+within the range of all, and partly because it was much less often
+used for the gratification of vile and selfish appetites; he admitted
+that America was none the worse for the lack of a materialised
+aristocracy such as ours; he praises the spirit which levels false and
+conventional distinctions, and waives the use of such invidious
+discriminations as our "Mr." and "Esquire." Admissions such as these,
+coming from such a man as he, are of untold value in promoting the
+growth of a proper sentiment towards our transatlantic kinsmen. When
+he points out that the dangers of such a community as the United
+States include a tendency to rely too much on the machinery of
+institutions; an absence of the discipline of respect; a proneness to
+hardness, materialism, exaggeration, and boastfulness; a false
+smartness and a false audacity,--the wise American will do well to
+ponder his sayings, hard though they may sound. When, however, he goes
+on to point out the "prime necessity of civilisation being
+interesting," and to assert that American civilisation is lacking in
+interest, we may well doubt whether on the one hand the quality of
+interest is not too highly exalted, and, on the other, whether the
+denial of interest to American life does not indicate an almost
+insular narrowness in the conception of what is interesting. When he
+finds a want of soul and delicacy in the American as compared with
+John Bull, some of us must feel that if he is right the latitude of
+interpretation of these terms must indeed be oceanic. When he gravely
+cites the shrewd and ingenious Benjamin Franklin as the most
+considerable man whom America has yet produced, we must respectfully
+but firmly take exception to his standard of measurement. When he
+declares that Abraham Lincoln has no claim to distinction, we feel
+that the writer must have in mind distinction of a singularly
+conventional and superficial nature; and we are not reassured by the
+_quasi_ brutality of the remark in one of his letters, to the effect
+that Lincoln's assassination brought into American history a dash of
+the tragic and romantic in which it had hitherto been so sadly lacking
+("_sic semper tyrannis_ is so unlike anything Yankee or English middle
+class"). When he asserts that from Maine to Florida and back again all
+America Hebraises, we reflect with some bewilderment that hitherto we
+had believed the New Orleans creole (_e.g._) to be as far removed from
+Hebraising as any type we knew of. It is strikingly characteristic of
+the weak side of Mr. Arnold's outlook on America that he went to stay
+with Mr. P.T. Barnum, the celebrated showman, without the least idea
+that his American friends might think the choice of hosts a peculiar
+one. To him, to a very large extent, Americans were all alike
+middle-class, dissenting Philistines; and so far as appears on the
+surface, Mr. Barnum's desire to "belong to the minority" pleased him
+as much as any other sign of approval conferred upon him in America.
+
+A native of the British Isles is sometimes apt to be a little nettled
+when he finds a native of the United States regarding him as a
+"foreigner" and talking of him accordingly. An Englishman never means
+the natives of the United States when he speaks of "foreigners;" he
+reserves that epithet for non-English-speaking races. In this respect
+it would seem as if the Briton, for once, took the wider, the more
+genial and human, point of view; as if he had the keener appreciation
+of the ties of race and language. It is as if he cherished continually
+a sub-dominant consciousness of the fact that the occupation of the
+North American continent by the Anglo-Saxons is one of the greatest
+events in English history--that America is peopled by Englishmen. When
+he thinks of the events of 1776 he feels, to use Mr. Hall Caine's
+illustration, like Dr. Johnson, who dreamed that he had been worsted
+in conversation, but reflected when he awoke that the conversation of
+his adversary must also have been his own. As opposed to this there
+may be a grain of self-assertion in the American use of the term as
+applied to the British; it is as if they would emphasise the fact that
+they are no mere offshoot of England, that the Colonial days have long
+since gone by, and that the United States is an independent nation
+with a right to have its own "foreigners." An American friend suggests
+that the different usage of the two lands may be partly owing to the
+fact that the cordial, frank demeanour of the American, coupled with
+his use of the same tongue, makes an Englishman absolutely forget that
+he is not a fellow-countryman, while the subtler American is keenly
+conscious of differences which escape the obtuser Englishman. Another
+partial explanation is that the first step across our frontier brings
+us to a land where an unknown tongue is spoken, and that we have
+consequently welded into one the two ideas of foreignhood and
+unintelligibility; while the American, on the other hand, identifies
+himself with his continent and regards all as foreigners who are not
+natives of it.
+
+The point would hardly be worth dwelling upon, were it not that the
+different attitude it denotes really leads in some instances to actual
+misunderstanding. The Englishman, with his somewhat unsensitive
+feelers, is apt, in all good faith and unconsciousness, to criticise
+American ways to the American with much more freedom than he would
+criticise French ways to a Frenchman. It is as if he should say, "You
+and I are brothers, or at least cousins; we are a much better sort
+than all those foreign Johnnies; and so there's no harm in my pointing
+out to you that you're wrong here and ought to change there." But,
+alas, who is quicker to resent our criticism than they of our own
+household? And so the American, overlooking the sort of clumsy
+compliment that is implied in the assurance of kinship involved in the
+very frankness of our fault-finding criticism, resents most keenly the
+criticisms that are couched in his own language, and sees nothing but
+impertinent hostility in the attitude of John Bull. And who is to
+convince him that it is, as in a Scottish wooing, because we love him
+that we tease him, and in so doing put him (in our eyes) on a vastly
+higher pedestal than the "blasted foreigner" whose case we consider
+past praying for? And who is to teach us that Brother Jonathan is able
+now to give us at least as many hints as we can give him, and that we
+must realise that the same sauce must be served with both birds? Thus
+each resiles from the encounter infinitely more pained than if the
+antagonist had been a German or a Frenchman. The very fact that we
+speak the same tongue often leads to false assumptions of mutual
+knowledge, and so to offences of unguarded ignorance.
+
+One of the most conspicuous differences between the American and the
+Briton is that the former, take him for all in all, is distinctly the
+more articulate animal of the two. The Englishman seems to have
+learned, through countless generations, that he can express himself
+better and more surely in deeds than in words, and has come to
+distrust in others a fatal fluency of expressiveness which he feels
+would be exaggerated and even false in himself. A man often has to
+wait for his own death to find out what his English friend thinks of
+him; and
+
+ "Wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
+ To see oursels as others see us,"
+
+we might often be surprised to discover what a wealth of real
+affection and esteem lies hid under the glacier of Anglican
+indifference. The American poet who found his song in the heart of a
+friend could have done so, were the friend English, only by the aid of
+a post-mortem examination. The American, on the other hand, has the
+most open and genial way of expressing his interest in you; and when
+you have readjusted the scale of the moral thermometer so as to allow
+for the change of temperament, you will find this frankness most
+delightfully stimulating. It requires, however, an intimate knowledge
+of both countries to understand that when an Englishman congratulates
+you on a success by exclaiming, "Hallo, old chap, I didn't know you
+had it in you," he means just as much as your American friend, whose
+phrase is: "Bravo, Billy, I always _knew_ you could do something
+fine."
+
+That the superior powers of articulation possessed by the American
+sometimes takes the form of profuse and even extreme volubility will
+hardly be denied by those conversant with the facts. The American may
+not be more profound than his English cousin or even more fertile in
+ideas, but as a rule he is much more ready and easy in the discussion
+of the moment; whatever the state of his "gold reserve" may be, he has
+no lack of the small counters of conversation. In its proper place
+this faculty is undoubtedly most agreeable; in the fleeting interviews
+which compose so much of social intercourse, he is distinctly at an
+advantage who has the power of coming to the front at once without
+wasting precious time in preliminaries and reconnaissances. Other
+things being equal, the chances of agreeable conversation at dinner,
+at the club, or in the pauses of the dance are better in the United
+States than in England. The "next man" of the new world is apt to talk
+better and to be wider in his sympathies than the "next man" of the
+old. On the other hand, it seems to me equally true that the Americans
+possess the defects of their qualities in this as in other respects;
+they are often apt to talk too much, they are afraid of a
+conversational lull, and do not sufficiently appreciate the charm of
+"flashes of brilliant silence." It seemed to me that they often
+carried a most unnecessary amount of volubility into their business
+life; and I sometimes wondered whether the greater energy and rush
+that they apparently put into their conduct of affairs were not due to
+the necessity of making up time lost in superfluous chatter. If an
+Englishman has a mile to go to an appointment he will take his
+leisurely twenty minutes to do the distance, and then settle his
+business in two or three dozen sentences; an American is much more
+likely to devour the ground in five minutes, and then spend an hour or
+more in lively conversation not wholly pertinent to the matter in
+hand. The American mind is discursive, open, wide in its interests,
+alive to suggestion, pliant, emotional, imaginative; the English mind
+is concentrated, substantial, indifferent to the merely relative,
+matter-of-fact, stiff, and inflexible.
+
+The English have reduced to a fine art the practice of a stony
+impassivity, which on its highest plane is not devoid of a certain
+impressiveness. On ordinary occasions it is apt to excite either the
+ire or the amusement of the representatives of a more animated race. I
+suppose it is almost impossible for an untravelled Englishman to
+realise the ridiculous side of the Church Parade in Hyde Park--as it
+would appear, say, to a lively girl from Baltimore. The parade is a
+collection of human beings, presumably brought together for the sake
+of seeing and being seen. Yet the obvious aim of each English item in
+the crowd is to deprive his features of all expression, and to look as
+if he were absolutely unconscious that his own party were not the only
+one on the ground. Such vulgarity as the exhibition of the slightest
+interest in a being to whom he has not been introduced would be
+treason to his dearest traditions. In an American function of the same
+kind, the actors take an undisguised interest in each other, while a
+French or Italian assembly would be still more demonstrative. On the
+surface the English attitude is distinctly inhuman; it reminds one
+that England is still the stronghold of the obsolescent institution of
+caste, that it frankly and even brutally asserts the essential
+inequality of man. Nowhere, perhaps, will you see a bigger and
+handsomer, healthier, better-groomed, more efficient set of human
+animals; but their straight-ahead, phlegmatic, expressionless gaze,
+the want of animated talk, the absence of any show of intelligence,
+emphasises our feeling that they are _animals_.
+
+The Briton's indifference to criticism is at once his strength and his
+weakness. It makes him invincible in a cause which has dominated his
+conscience; it hinders him in the attainment of a luminous
+discrimination between cause and cause. His profound self-confidence,
+his sheer good sense, his dogged persistence, his bulldog courage, his
+essential honesty of purpose, bring him to the goal in spite of the
+unnecessary obstacles that have been heaped on his path by his own
+[Greek: hubris] and contempt of others. He chooses what is physically
+the shortest line in preference to the line of least resistance. He
+makes up for his want of light by his superiority in weight. Social
+adaptability is not his foible. He accepts the conventionality of his
+class and wears it as an impenetrable armour. Out of his own class he
+may sometimes appear less conventional than the American, simply
+because the latter is quick to adopt the manners of a new _milieu_,
+while John Bull clings doggedly or unconsciously to his old conventions.
+If an American and an English shop-girl were simultaneously married to
+peers of the realm, the odds would be a hundred to one in favour of the
+former in the race for self-identification with her new environment.
+
+The American facility of expression, if I do not err, springs largely
+from an amiable difference in temperament. The American is, on the
+whole, more genially disposed to all and sundry. I do not say that he
+is capable of truer friendships or of greater sacrifices for a friend
+than the Englishman; but the window through which he looks out on
+humanity at large has panes of a ruddier hue, he cultivates a mildness
+of tone, which a Briton is apt to despise as weakness. His desire to
+oblige sometimes impels him to uncharacteristic actions, which lead to
+fallacious generalisations on the part of his British critic. He
+shrinks from any assumption of superiority; he is apt to think twice
+of the feelings of his inferiors. The American tends to consider each
+stranger he meets--at any rate within his own social sphere--as a good
+fellow until he proves himself the contrary; with the Englishman the
+presumption is rather the other way. An Englishman usually excuses
+this national trait as really due to modesty and shyness; but I fear
+there is in it a very large element of sheer bad manners, and of a
+cowardly fear of compromising one's self with undesirable
+acquaintances. Englishmen are apt to take _omne ignotum pro
+horribile_, and their translation of the Latin phrase varies from the
+lifting of the aristocratic eyebrow over the unwarranted address of
+the casual companion at _table d'hote_ down to the "'ere's a stranger,
+let's 'eave 'arf a brick at 'im" of the Black Country. In England I am
+apt to feel painfully what a lame dog I am; in America I feel, well,
+if I am a lame dog I am being helped most delightfully over the
+conversational stile. An Englishman says, "Would you _mind_ doing
+so-and-so for me?" showing by the very form of the question that he
+thinks kindness likely to be troublesome. An American says, "Wouldn't
+you _like_ to do this for me?" assuming the superior attitude of one
+who feels that to give an opportunity to do a kindness is itself to
+confer a favour. The Continental European shares with the American the
+merit of having manners on the self-regarding pattern of _noblesse
+oblige_, while the Englishman wants to know who _you_ are, so as to
+put on his best manners only if the _force majeure_ of your social
+standing compels him. No one wishes the Englishman to express more
+than he really feels or to increase the already overwhelming mass of
+conventional insincerity; but it might undoubtedly be well for him to
+consider whether it is not his positive duty to drop a little more of
+the oil of human kindness on the wheels of the social machinery, and
+to understand that it is perfectly possible for two strangers to speak
+with and look at each other pleasantly without thereby contracting the
+obligation of eternal friendship. Why should an English traveller deem
+it worthy of special record that when calling at a Boston club, he
+found his friend and host not yet arrived, other members of the club,
+unknown to him, had put themselves about to entertain him? An American
+gentleman would find this too natural to call for remark.
+
+Whether we like it or not, we have to acknowledge the fact that our
+brutal frankness, our brusqueness, and our extreme fondness for
+calling a spade a spade are often extremely disagreeable to our
+American cousins, and make them (temporarily at any rate) feel
+themselves to be our superiors in the matter of gentle breeding. As
+Col. T.W. Higginson has phrased it, they think that "the English
+nation has truthfulness enough for a whole continent, and almost too
+much for an island." They think that a line might be drawn somewhere
+between dissembling our love and kicking them downstairs. They also
+object to our use of such terms as "beastly," "stinking," and "rot;"
+and we must admit that they do so with justice, while we cannot assoil
+them altogether of the opposite tendency of a prim prudishness in the
+avoidance of certain natural and necessary words. For myself I
+unfeignedly admire the delicacy which leads to a certain parsimony in
+the use of words like "perspiration," "cleaning one's self," and so
+on. And, however much we may laugh at the class that insists upon the
+name of "help" instead of "servant," we cannot but respect the class
+which yields to the demand and looks with horror on the English slang
+word "slavey."
+
+On the other hand there are certain little personal habits, such as
+the public use of the toothpick, and what Mr. Morley Roberts calls the
+modern form of [Greek: kottabos], which I think often find themselves
+in better company in America than in England. Still I desire to speak
+here with all due diffidence. I remember when I pointed out to a
+Boston girl that an American actor in a piece before us, representing
+high life in London, was committing a gross solecism in moistening his
+pencil in his mouth before adding his address to his visiting card,
+she trumped my criticism at once by the information that a
+distinguished English journalist, with a handle to his name, who
+recently made a successful lecturing tour in the United States,
+openly and deliberately moistened his thumb in the same ingenuous
+fashion to aid him in turning over the leaves of his manuscript.
+
+A feature of the average middle-class Englishman which the American
+cannot easily understand is his tacit recognition of the fact that
+somebody else (the aristocrat) is his superior. In fact, this is
+sometimes a fertile source of misunderstanding, and it is apt to beget
+in the American an entirely false idea of what he thinks the innate
+servility of the Englishman. He must remember that the aristocratic
+prestige is a growth of centuries, that it has come to form part of
+the atmosphere, that it is often accepted as unconsciously as the law
+of gravitation. This is a case where the same attitude in an American
+mind (and, alas, we occasionally see it in American residents in
+London) would betoken an infinitely lower moral and mental plane than
+it does in the Englishman. No true American could accept the
+proposition that "Lord Tom Noddy might do so-and-so, but it would be a
+very different thing for a man in my position;" and yet an Englishman
+(I regret to say) might speak thus and still be a very decent fellow,
+whom it would be unjust cruelty to call a snob. No doubt the English
+aristocracy (as I think Mr. Henry James has said) now occupies a
+heroic position without heroism; but the glamour of the past still
+shines on their faded escutcheons, and "the love of freedom itself is
+hardly stronger in England than the love of aristocracy."
+
+Matthew Arnold has pointed out to us how the aristocracy acts like an
+incubus on the middle classes of Great Britain, and he has put it on
+record that he was struck with the buoyancy, enjoyment of life, and
+freedom of constraint of the corresponding classes in America. In
+England, he says, a man feels that it is the _upper class_ which
+represents him; in the United States he feels that it is the _State_,
+_i.e._, himself. In England it is the Barbarian alone that dares be
+indifferent to the opinion of his fellows; in America everyone
+expresses his opinion and "voices" his idiosyncrasies with perfect
+freedom. This position has, however, its seamy side. There is in
+America a certain anarchy in questions of taste and manners which the
+long possession of a leisured, a cultivated class tends to save us
+from in England. I never felt so kindly a feeling towards our
+so-called "upper class" as when travelling in the United States and
+noting some effects of its absence. This class has an accepted
+position in the social hierarchy; its dicta are taken as authoritative
+on points of etiquette, just as the clergy are looked on as the
+official guardians of religious and ecclesiastical standards. I do not
+here pretend to discuss the value of the moral example of our
+_jeunesse doree_, filtering down through the successive strata of
+society; but their influence in setting the fashion on such points as
+scrupulous personal cleanliness, the avoidance of the _outre_ in
+costume, and the maintenance of an honourable and generous standard in
+their money dealings with each other, is distinctly on the side of the
+humanities. In America--at least, "Out West"--everyone practically is
+his own guide, and the _nouveau riche_ spends his money strictly in
+accordance with his own standard of taste. The result is often as
+appalling in its hideousness as it is startling in its costliness. On
+the other hand I am bound to state that I have known American men of
+great wealth whose simplicity of type could hardly be paralleled in
+England (except, perchance, within the Society of Friends). They do
+not feel any social pressure to imitate the establishment of My Lord
+or His Grace; and spend their money for what really interests them
+without reference to the demands of society.
+
+It is rather interesting to observe the different forms which
+vulgarity is apt to take in the two countries. In England vulgarity is
+stolid; in America it is smart and aggressive. We are apt, I think, to
+overestimate the amount in the latter country because it is so much
+more in voluble evidence. An English vulgarian is often hushed into
+silence by the presence of his social superior; an American vulgarian
+either recognises none such or tries to prove himself as good as you
+by being unnecessarily _grob_. This has, at any rate, a manlier air
+than the vulgar obsequiousness of England towards the superior on the
+one hand or its cynical insolence to the inferior on the other. The
+feeling which made a French lady of fashion in the seventeenth century
+dress herself in the presence of a footman with as much unconcern as
+if he were a piece of furniture still finds its modified analogy in
+England, but scarcely in America. Almost the only field in which the
+Americans struck me as showing anything like servility was in their
+treatment of such mighty potentates as railway conductors, hotel
+clerks, and policemen. Whether, until a millenial golden mean is
+attained, this is better than our English bullying tone in the same
+sphere might be an interesting question for casuists.
+
+Americans can rarely understand the amount of social recognition given
+by English duchesses to such American visitors as Col. William Cody,
+generally known as "Buffalo Bill." They do not reflect that it is
+just because the social gap between the two is so irretrievably vast
+and so universally recognised that the duchesses can afford to amuse
+themselves cursorily with any eccentricity that offers itself. As
+Pomona's husband put it, people in England are like types with letters
+at one end and can easily be sorted out of a state of "pi," while
+Americans are theoretically all alike, like carpet-tacks. Thus
+Americans of the best class often shun the free mixing that takes
+place in England, because they know that the process of redistribution
+will be neither easy nor popular. The intangible sieve thus placed
+between the best and the not-so-good is of a fine discrimination,
+beside which our conventional net-works seem coarse and ineffective.
+
+Since returning from the United States I have occasionally been asked
+how the general tone of morality in that country compared with that in
+our own. To answer such a question with anything approaching to an air
+of finality or absoluteness would be an act of extreme presumption.
+The opinions which one holds depend so obviously on a number of
+contingent and accidental circumstances, and must so inevitably be
+tinged by one's personal experiences, that their validity can at best
+have but an approximate and tentative character. In making this
+comparison, too, it is only right to disregard the phenomena of mining
+camps and other phases of life on the fringes of American
+civilisation, which can be fairly compared only with pioneer life on
+the extreme frontiers of the British Empire. From a similar cause we
+may omit from the comparison a great part of the Southern States,
+where we do not find a homogeneous mass of white civilisation, but a
+state of society inexpressibly complicated by the presence of an
+inferior race. To compare the Southerner with the Englishman we should
+need to observe the latter as he exists in, say, one of our African
+colonies. Speaking, then, with these reservations, I should feel
+inclined to say that in domestic and social morality the Americans are
+ahead of us, in commercial morality rather behind than before, and in
+political morality distinctly behind.
+
+Thus, in the first of these fields we find the American more
+good-tempered and good-natured than the Englishman. Women, children,
+and animals are treated with considerably more kindness. The American
+translation of paterfamilias is not domestic tyrant. Horses are driven
+by the voice rather than by the whip. The superior does not thrust his
+superiority on his inferior so brutally as we are apt to do. There is
+a general intention to make things pleasant--at any rate so long as it
+does not involve the doer in loss. There is less _gratuitous_
+insolence. Servility, with its attendant hypocrisy and deceit, is
+conspicuously absent; and the general spirit of independence, if
+sometimes needlessly boorish in its manifestations, is at least sturdy
+and manly. In England we are rude to those weaker than ourselves; in
+America the rudeness is apt to be directed against those whom we
+suspect to be in some way our superior. Man is regarded by man rather
+as an object of interest than as an object of suspicion. Charity is
+very widespread; and the idea of a fellow-creature actually suffering
+from want of food or shelter is, perhaps, more repugnant to the
+average American than to the average Englishman, and more apt to act
+immediately on his purse-strings. In that which popular language
+usually means when it speaks of immorality, all outward indications
+point to the greater purity of the American. The conversation of the
+smoking-room is a little less apt to be _risque_; the possibility of
+masculine continence is more often taken for granted; solicitation on
+the streets is rare; few American publishers of repute dare to issue
+the semi-prurient style of novel at present so rife in England; the
+columns of the leading magazines are almost prudishly closed to
+anything suggesting the improper. The tone of the stage is distinctly
+healthier, and adaptations of hectic French plays are by no means so
+popular, in spite of the general sympathy of American taste with
+French. The statistics of illegitimacy point in the same direction,
+though I admit that this is not necessarily a sign of unsophisticated
+morality. In a word, when an Englishman goes to France he feels that
+the moral tone in this respect is more lax than in England; when he
+goes to America he feels that it is more firm. And he will hardly find
+adequate the French explanation, _viz._, that there is not less vice
+but more hypocrisy in the Anglo-Saxon community.
+
+There is another very important sphere of morality in which the
+general attitude of the United States seems to me very appreciably
+superior to that of England. It is that to which St. Paul refers when
+he says, "If a man will not work, neither shall he eat." American
+public sentiment is distinctly ahead of ours in recognising that a
+life of idleness is wrong in itself, and that the possibility of
+leading such a life acts most prejudicially on character. The American
+answer to the Englishman trying to define what he meant by "gentlemen
+of leisure" "Ah, we call them _tramps_ in America"--is not merely a
+jest, but enshrines a deep ethnical and ethical principle. Most
+Americans would, I think, agree strongly with Mr. Bosanquet's
+philosophical if somewhat cumbersomely worded definition of legitimate
+private property, "that things should not come miraculously and be
+unaffected by your dealings with them, but that you should be in
+contact with something which in the external world is the definite
+material representative of yourself" ("Aspects of the Social Problem,"
+p. 313). The British gentleman, aware that his dinner does not agree
+with him unless he has put forth a certain amount of physical energy,
+reverts to one of the earliest and most primitive forms of work,
+_viz._, hunting. There is a small--a very small--class in the United
+States in the same predicament; but as a rule the worker there is not
+only more honoured, but also works more in accordance with the spirit
+of the age.
+
+The general attitude of Americans towards militarism seems to me also
+superior to ours; and one of the keenest dreads of the best American
+citizens during a recent wave of jingoism was that of "the reflex
+influence of militarism upon the national character, the
+transformation of a peace-loving people into a nation of swaggerers
+ever ready to take offence, prone to create difficulties, eager to
+shed blood, and taking all sorts of occasions to bring the Christian
+religion to shame under pretence of vindicating the rights of humanity
+in some other country." The spectacle of a section in the United
+States apparently ready to step down from its pedestal of honourable
+neutrality, and run its head into the ignoble web of European
+complications, was indeed one to make both gods and mortals weep. But
+I do not believe it expressed the true attitude of the real American
+people. Perhaps the personal element enters too largely into my
+ascription of superior morality to the Americans in this matter,
+because I can never thoroughly enjoy a military pageant, no matter how
+brilliant, for thinking of the brutal, animal, inhuman element in our
+nature of which it is, after all, the expression: military pomp is to
+me merely the surface iridescence of a malarious pool, and the honour
+paid to our life destroyers would, from my point of view, be
+infinitely better bestowed on life preservers, such as the noble and
+intrepid corps of firemen. Sympathisers with this view seem much more
+numerous in the United States than in England.[11]
+
+The judgment of an uncommercial traveller on commercial morality may
+well be held as a feather-weight in the balance. Such as mine is, it
+is gathered mainly from the tone of casual conversation, from which I
+should conclude that a considerable proportion of Americans read a
+well-known proverb as "All's fair in love or business." Men--I will
+not say of a high character and standing, but men of a standing and
+character who would not have done it in England--told me instances of
+their sharp practices in business, with an evident expectation of my
+admiration for their shrewdness, and with no apparent sense of the
+slightest moral delinquency. Possibly, when the "rules of the game"
+are universally understood, there is less moral obliquity in taking
+advantage of them than an outsider imagines. The prevalent belief that
+America is more sedulous in the worship of the Golden Calf than any
+other country arises largely, I believe, from the fact that the
+chances of acquiring wealth are more frequent and easy there than
+elsewhere. Opportunity makes the thief. Anyhow, the reproach comes
+with a bad grace from the natives of a country which has in its annals
+the outbreak of the South Sea Bubble, the railway mania of the Hudson
+era, and the revelations of Mr. Hooley.
+
+Politics enter so slightly into the scope of this book that a very few
+words on the question of political morality must suffice. That
+political corruption exists more commonly in the United States than in
+Great Britain--especially in municipal government--may be taken as
+admitted by the most eminent American publicists themselves. A very
+limited degree of intercourse with "professional politicians" yields
+ample confirmatory evidence. Thus, to give but one instance, a wealthy
+citizen of one of the largest Eastern towns told me, with absolute
+ingenuousness, how he had "dished" the (say) Republican party in a
+municipal contest, not in the least because he had changed his
+political sympathies, but simply because the candidates had refused to
+accede to certain personal demands of his own. He spoke throughout the
+conversation as if it must be perfectly apparent to me, as to any
+intelligent person, that the only possible reason for working and
+voting for a political party must be personal interest. I confess this
+seemed to me a very significant straw. On the other hand the
+conclusions usually drawn by stay-at-home English people on these
+admissions is ludicrously in excess of what is warranted by the facts.
+"To imagine for a moment that 60,000,000 of people--better educated
+than any other nation in the world--are openly tolerating universal
+corruption in all Federal, State, and municipal government is simply
+assuming that these 60,000,000 are either criminals or fools." Now,
+"you can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the
+people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of
+the time." A more competent judge[12] than the present writer estimates
+the morals of the American political "wire-puller" as about on a level
+with those of our company directors. And before my English readers
+make their final decision on the American political system let them
+study Chapter XLVI. of that very fascinating novel, "The Honorable
+Peter Stirling," by Paul Leicester Ford. It may give them some new
+light on the subject of "a government of the average," and show them
+what is meant by the saying, "The boss who does the most things that
+the people want can do the most things that the people don't want."
+
+We must remember, too, that nothing is hidden from general knowledge
+in America: every job comes sooner or later into the merciless glare
+of publicity. And if our political sins are not the same as theirs,
+they are perhaps equally heinous. Was not the British landlord who
+voted against the repeal of the corn laws, so that land might continue
+to bring in a high rent at the expense of the poor man, really acting
+from just as corrupt a motive of self-interest as the American
+legislator who accepts a bribe? It does not do to be too superior on
+this question.
+
+We may end this chapter by a typical instance of the way in which
+British opinion of America is apt to be formed that comes under my
+notice at the very moment I write these lines. The _Daily Chronicle_
+of March 24, 1896, published a leading article on "Family Life in
+America," in which it quotes with approval Mme. Blanc's assertion that
+"the single woman in the United States is infinitely superior to her
+European sister." In the same issue of the paper is a letter from Mrs.
+Fawcett relating to a recent very deplorable occurrence in Washington,
+where the daughter of a well-known resident shot a coloured boy who
+was robbing her father's orchard. In the _Chronicle_ of March 25th
+appears a triumphant British letter from "Old-Fashioned," asking
+satirically whether the habit of using loaded revolvers is a proof of
+the "infinite superiority" of the American girl. Now this estimable
+gentleman is making the mistake that nine out of ten of his countrymen
+constantly make in swooping down on a single _outre_ instance as
+_characteristic_ of American life. If "Old-Fashioned" has not time to
+pay a visit to America or to read Mr. Bryce's book, let him at least
+accept my assurance that the above-mentioned incident seems to the
+full as extraordinary to the Bostonian as to the Londoner, and that it
+is just as typical of the habits of the American society girl as the
+action of Miss Madeleine Smith was of English girls.
+
+ "Of all the sarse thet I can call to mind,
+ England doos make the most onpleasant kind.
+ It's you're the sinner ollers, she's the saint;
+ Whot's good's all English, all thet isn't, ain't.
+ She is all thet's honest, honnable, an' fair.
+ An' when the vartoos died they made her heir."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[9] See, _e.g._, "Ad Familiares," 5, 18.
+
+[10] This was written just after President Cleveland's pronunciamento
+in regard to Venezuela, and thus long before the outbreak of the war
+with Spain.
+
+[11] This paragraph was written before the outbreak of the
+Spanish-American war; but the events of that struggle do not seem to
+me to call for serious modification of the opinion expressed above.
+
+[12] Sir George Campbell, in "Black and White in America."
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+Sports and Amusements
+
+
+In face of the immense sums of money spent on all kinds of sport, the
+size and wealth of the athletic associations, the swollen salaries of
+baseball players, the prominence afforded to sporting events in the
+newspapers, the number of "world's records" made in the United States,
+and the tremendous excitement over inter-university football matches
+and international yacht-races, it may seem wanton to assert that the
+love of sport is not by any means so genuine or so universal in the
+United States as in Great Britain; and yet I am not at all sure that
+such a statement would not be absolutely true. By true "love of sport"
+I understand the enjoyment that arises from either practising or
+seeing others practise some form of skill-demanding amusement for its
+own sake, without question of pecuniary profit; and the true sport
+lover is not satisfied unless the best man wins, whether he be friend
+or foe. Sport ceases to be sport as soon as it is carried on as if it
+were war, where "all" is proverbially "fair." The excitement of
+gambling does not seem to me to be fairly covered by the phrase "love
+of sport," and no more does the mere desire to see one's university,
+state, or nation triumph over someone else's university, state, or
+nation. There are thousands of people who rejoice over or bewail the
+result of the Derby without thereby proving their possession of any
+right to the title of sportsman; there is no difference of quality
+between the speculator in grain and the speculator in horseflesh and
+jockeys' nerves. So, too, there are many thousands who yell for Yale
+in a football match who have no real sporting instinct whatever.
+Sport, to be sport, must jealously shun all attempts to make it a
+business; the more there is of the spirit of professionalism in any
+game or athletic exercise the less it deserves to be called a sport. A
+sport in the true sense of the word must be practised for fun or
+glory, not for dollars and cents; and the desire to win must be very
+strictly subordinated to the sense of honour and fair play. The
+book-making spirit has undoubtedly entered far too largely into many
+of the most characteristic of British sports, and I have no desire to
+palliate or excuse our national shortcomings in this or other
+respects. But the hard commercial spirit to which I have alluded seems
+to me to pervade American sport much more universally than it does the
+sport of England, and to form almost always a much larger factor in
+the interest excited by any contest.
+
+This is very clearly shown by the way in which games are carried on at
+the universities of the two countries. Most members of an English
+college are members of some one or other of the various athletic
+associations connected with it, and it cannot be denied that the
+general interest in sport is both wide and keen. But it does not
+assume so "business-like" an air as it does in such a university as
+Yale or Princeton. Not nearly so much money is spent in the
+paraphernalia of the sport or in the process of training. The
+operation of turning a pleasure into a toil is not so consistently
+carried on. The members of the intercollegiate team do not obtain
+leave of absence from their college duties to train and practise in
+some remote corner of England as if they were prize-fighters or
+yearlings. "Gate-money" does not bulk so largely in the view; in fact,
+admission to many of the chief encounters is free. The atmosphere of
+mystery about the doings of the crew or team is not so sedulously
+cultivated. The men do not take defeat so hardly, or regard the loss
+of a match as a serious calamity in life. I have the authority of Mr.
+Caspar W. Whitney, the editor of _Forest and Stream_, and perhaps the
+foremost living writer on sport in the United States, for the
+statement that members of a defeated football team in America will
+sometimes throw themselves on their faces on the turf and weep (see
+his "Sporting Pilgrimage," Chapter IV., pp. 94, 95).[13] It was an
+American orator who proposed the toast: "My country--right or wrong,
+my country;" and there is some reason to fear that American college
+athletes are tempted to adapt this in the form "Let us _win_, by fair
+means or foul." I should hesitate to suggest this were it not that the
+evidence on which I do so was supplied from American sources. Thus,
+one American friend of mine told me he heard a member of a leading
+university football team say to one of his colleagues: "You try to
+knock out A.B. this bout; I've been warned once." Tactics of this kind
+are freely alleged against our professional players of association
+football; but it may safely be asserted that no such sentence could
+issue from the lips of a member of the Oxford or Cambridge university
+teams.
+
+Mr. E.J. Brown, Track Captain of the University of California,
+asserted, on his return from a visit to the Eastern States, that
+Harvard was the only Eastern university in which the members of the
+athletic teams were all _bona fide_ students. This is doubtless a very
+exaggerated statement, but it would seem to indicate which way the
+wind blows. The entire American tendency is to take amusement too
+seriously, too strenuously. They do not allow sport to take care of
+itself. "It runs to rhetoric and interviews." All good contestants
+become "representatives of the American people." One serious effect of
+the way in which the necessity of winning or "making records" is
+constantly held up as the _raison d'etre_ of athletic sports is that
+it suggests to the ordinary student, who has no hopes of brilliant
+success in athletics, that moderate exercise is contemptible, and that
+he need do nothing to keep up his bodily vigour. Thus, Dr. Birkbeck
+Hill found that the proportion of students who took part in some
+athletic sport was distinctly less at Harvard than at Oxford. Nor
+could I ascertain that nearly so large a proportion of the adult
+population themselves played games or followed athletics of any kind
+as in England. I should say, speaking roughly, that the end of his
+university career or his first year in responsible business
+corresponded practically for the ordinary American to the forty-fifth
+year of the ordinary Englishman, _i.e._, after this time he would
+either entirely or partially give up his own active participation in
+outdoor exercises. Of course there are thousands of exceptions on both
+sides; but the general rule remains true. The average American
+professional or business man does not play baseball as his English
+cousin does cricket. He goes in his thousands to see baseball
+matches, and takes a very keen and vociferous interest in their
+progress; but he himself has probably not handled a club since he left
+college. No doubt this contrast is gradually diminishing, and such
+games as lawn tennis and golf have made it practically a vanishing
+quantity in the North-eastern States; but as one goes West one cannot
+but feel that baseball and other sports, like dancing in China, are
+almost wholly in the hands of paid performers.
+
+The national games of cricket and baseball serve very well to
+illustrate this, as well as other contrasts in the pastimes of the two
+nations. In cricket the line between the amateur and the professional
+has hitherto been very clearly drawn; and Englishmen are apt to
+believe that there is something elevating in the very nature of the
+game which makes it shed scandals as a duck's back sheds water. The
+American view is, perhaps, rather that cricket is so slow a game that
+there is little scope for betting, with all its attendant excitement
+and evils. They point to the fact that the staid city of Philadelphia
+is the only part of the United States in which cricket flourishes;
+and, if in a boasting mood, they may claim with justice that it has
+been cultivated there in a way that shows that it is not lack of
+ability to shine in it that makes most Americans indifferent to the
+game. A first-class match takes three days to play, and even a match
+between two teams of small boys requires a long half-holiday. Hence
+the game is largely practised by the members of the leisure class. The
+grounds on which it is played are covered with the greenest and
+best-kept of turf, and are often amid the most lovely surroundings.
+The season at which the game is played is summer, so that looking on
+is warm and comfortable. There is comparatively little chance of
+serious accident; and the absence of personal contact of player with
+player removes the prime cause of quarrelling and ill-feeling. Hence
+ladies feel that they may frequent cricket matches in their daintiest
+summer frocks and without dread of witnessing any painful accident or
+unseemly scuffle. The costumes of the players are varied, appropriate,
+and tasteful, and the arrangement of the fielders is very picturesque.
+
+Baseball, on the other hand (which, _pace_, my American friends, is
+simply glorified rounders), with the exception of school and college
+teams, is almost wholly practised by professional players; and the
+place of the county cricket matches is taken by the games between the
+various cities represented in the National League, in which the
+amateur is severely absent. The dress, with a long-sleeved semmet
+appearing below a short-sleeved jersey, is very ugly, and gives a sort
+of ruffianly look to a "nine" which it might be free from in another
+costume. The ground is theoretically grass, but practically (often, at
+least) hard-trodden earth or mud. A match is finished in about one
+hour and a half. In running for base a player has often to throw
+himself on his face, and thereby covers himself with dust or mud. The
+spectators have each paid a sum varying from 1s. or 2s. to 8s. or even
+10s. for admission, and are keenly excited in the contest; while their
+yells, and hoots, and slangy chaff are very different to the decorous
+applause of the cricket field, and rather recall an association
+football crowd in the Midlands. As a rule not much sympathy or
+courtesy is extended to the visiting team, and the duties of an
+umpire are sometimes accompanied by real danger.[14] Several features
+of the play seem distinctly unsportsmanlike. Thus, it is the regular
+duty of one of the batting team, when not in himself, to try to
+"rattle" the pitcher or fielder by yells and shouts just as he is
+about to "pitch" or "catch" or "touch." It is not considered
+dishonourable for one of the waiting strikers to pretend to be the
+player really at a base and run from base to base just outside the
+real line so as to confuse the fielders. On the other hand the game is
+rapid, full of excitement and variety, and susceptible of infinite
+development of skill. The accuracy with which a long field will throw
+to base might turn an English long-leg green with envy; and the way in
+which an expert pitcher will make a ball deflect _in the air_, either
+up or down, to the right or left, must be seen to be believed. A
+really skilful pitcher is said to be able to throw a ball in such a
+way that it will go straight to within a foot of a tree, _turn out for
+the tree_, and resume its original course on the other side of it!
+
+The football match between Yale and Princeton on Thanksgiving Day
+(last Thursday in November) may, perhaps, be said to hold the place in
+public estimation in America that the Oxford and Cambridge boat-race
+does in England. In spite of the inclement season, spectators of
+either sex turn out in their thousands; and the scene, except that
+furs are substituted for summer frocks, easily stands comparison with
+the Eton and Harrow day at Lord's. The field is surrounded in the same
+way with carriages and drags, on which the colours of the rival teams
+are profusely displayed; and there are the same merry coach-top
+luncheons, the same serried files of noisy partisans, and the same
+general air of festivity, while the final touch is given by the fact
+that a brilliant sun is not rarer in America in November than it is in
+England in June. The American game of football is a developed form of
+the Rugby game; but is, perhaps, not nearer it than baseball is to
+rounders. It is played by eleven a side. American judges think that
+neither Rugby nor Association football approaches the American game
+either in skill or in demand on the player's physical endurance. This
+may be so: in fact, so far as my very inexpert point of view goes I
+should say that it is so. Undoubtedly the American teams go through a
+much more prolonged and rigid system of training, and their scheme of
+tactics, codes of signals, and sharp devices of all kinds are much
+more complicated. "Tackling" is probably reduced to a finer art than
+in England. Mr. Whitney, a most competent and impartial observer, does
+not think that our system of "passing" would be possible with American
+tacklers. Whether all this makes a better _game_ is a very different
+question, and one that I should be disposed to answer in the negative.
+It is a more serious business, just as a duel _a outrance_ is a more
+serious business than a fencing match; but it is not so interesting to
+look at and does not seem to afford the players so much _fun_. There
+is little running with the ball, almost no dropping or punting, and
+few free kicks. The game between Princeton and Yale which I,
+shivering, saw from the top of a drag in 1891, seemed like one
+prolonged, though rather loose, scrimmage; and the spectators fairly
+yelled for joy when they saw the ball, which happened on an average
+about once every ten or fifteen minutes. Americans have to gain five
+yards for every three "downs" or else lose possession of the ball; and
+hence the field is marked off by five-yard lines all the way from goal
+to goal. American writers acknowledge that the English Rugby men are
+much better kickers than the American players, and that it is now
+seldom that the punter in America gets a fair chance to show his
+skill. There are many tiresome waits in the American game; and the
+practice of "interference," though certainly managed with wonderful
+skill, can never seem quite fair to one brought upon the English
+notions of "off-side." The concerted cheering of the students of each
+university, led by a regular fugle-man, marking time with voice and
+arms, seems odd to the spectator accustomed to the sparse,
+spontaneous, and independent applause of an English crowd.
+
+An American football player in full armour resembles a deep-sea diver
+or a Roman retiarius more than anything else. The dress itself
+consists of thickly padded knickerbockers, jersey, canvas jacket, very
+heavy boots, and very thick stockings. The player then farther
+protects himself by shin guards, shoulder caps, ankle and knee
+supporters, and wristbands. The apparatus on his head is fearful and
+wonderful to behold, including a rubber mouthpiece, a nose mask,
+padded ear guards, and a curious headpiece made of steel springs,
+leather straps, and India rubber. It is obvious that a man in this
+cumbersome attire cannot move so quickly as an English player clad
+simply in jersey, short breeches, boots, and stockings; and I question
+very much whether--slugging apart--the American assumption that the
+science of Yale would simply overwhelm the more elementary play of an
+English university is entirely justified. Anyone who has seen an
+American team in this curious paraphernalia can well understand the
+shudder of apprehension that shakes an American spectator the first
+time he sees an English team take the field with bare knees.
+
+Certainly the spirit and temper with which football is played in the
+United States would seem to indicate that the over-elaborate way in
+which it has been handled has not been favourable to a true ideal of
+manly sport. On this point I shall not rely on my own observation, but
+on the statements of Americans themselves, beginning with the
+semi-jocular assertion, which largely belongs to the order of true
+words spoken in jest, that "in old English football you kicked the
+ball; in modern English football you kick the man when you can't kick
+the ball; in American football you kick the ball when you can't kick
+the man." In Georgia, Indiana, Nebraska, and possibly some other
+States, bills to prohibit football have actually been introduced in
+the State Legislatures within the past few years. The following
+sentences are taken from an article in the _Nation_ (New York),
+referring to the Harvard and Yale game of 1894:
+
+ The game on Saturday at Springfield between the two great teams
+ of Harvard and Yale was by the testimony--unanimous, as far as
+ our knowledge goes--of spectators and newspapers the most brutal
+ ever witnessed in the United States. There are few members of
+ either university--we trust there are none--who have not hung
+ their heads for shame in talking over it, or thinking of it.
+
+ In the first place, we respectfully ask the governing body of all
+ colleges what they have to say for a game between youths
+ presumably engaged in the cultivation of the liberal arts which
+ needs among its preliminaries a supply on the field of litters
+ and surgeons? Such preparations are not only brutal, but
+ brutalising. How any spectator, especially any woman, can witness
+ them without a shudder, so distinctly do they recall the duelling
+ field and the prize ring, we are unable to understand. But that
+ they are necessary and proper under the circumstances the result
+ showed. There were actually seven casualties among twenty-two men
+ who began the game. This is nearly 33 per cent. of the
+ combatants--a larger proportion than among the Federals at Cold
+ Harbor (the bloodiest battle of modern times), and much larger
+ than at Waterloo or at Gravelotte. What has American culture and
+ civilisation to say to this mode of training youth? "Brewer was
+ so badly injured that he had to be taken off the field crying
+ with mortification." Wright, captain of the Yale men, jumped on
+ him with both knees, breaking his collar bone. Beard was next
+ turned over to the doctors. Hallowell had his nose broken. Murphy
+ was soon badly injured and taken off the field on a stretcher
+ unconscious, with concussion of the brain. Butterworth, who is
+ said nearly to have lost an eye, soon followed. Add that there
+ was a great deal of "slugging"--that is, striking with the fist
+ and kicking--which was not punished by the umpires, though two
+ men were ruled out for it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ It may be laid down as a sound rule among civilised people that
+ games which may be won by disabling your adversary, or wearing
+ out his strength, or killing him, ought to be prohibited, at all
+ events among its youth. Swiftness of foot, skill and agility,
+ quickness of sight, and cunning of hands, are things to be
+ encouraged in education. The use of brute force against an
+ unequally matched antagonist, on the other hand, is one of the
+ most debauching influences to which a young man can be exposed.
+ The hurling of masses of highly trained athletes against one
+ another with intent to overcome by mere weight or kicking or
+ cuffing, without the possibility of the rigid superintendence
+ which the referee exercises in the prize ring, cannot fail to
+ blunt the sensibilities of young men, stimulate their bad
+ passions, and drown their sense of fairness. When this is done in
+ the sight of thousands, under the stimulation of their frantic
+ cheers and encouragement, and in full view of the stretchers
+ which carry their fellows from the field, for aught they know
+ disabled for life, how, in the name of common sense, does it
+ differ in moral influence from the Roman arena?
+
+Now, the point in the above notice is that it is written of
+"gentlemen"--of university men. It is to be feared that very similar
+charges might be brought against some of the professionals of our
+association teams: but our amateurs are practically exempt from any
+such accusation. The climax of the whole thing is the statement by a
+professor of a well-known university, that a captain of one of the
+great football teams declared in a class prayer-meeting "that the
+great success of the team the previous season was in his opinion due
+to the fact that among the team and substitutes there were so many
+praying men." The true friends of sport in the United States must wish
+that the football mania may soon disappear in its present form; and
+the Harvard authorities are to be warmly congratulated on the manly
+stand they have taken against the evil. And it is to be devoutly hoped
+that no president of a college in the future will ever, as one did in
+1894, congratulate his students on the fact "that their progress and
+success in study during the term just finished had been _fully equal_
+to their success in intercollegiate athletics and football!".[15]
+
+I have, however, no desire to pose as the British Pharisee, and I am
+aware that, though we make the better showing in this instance, there
+are others in which our record is at least as bad. The following
+paragraph is taken from the _Field_ (December 7th, 1895):
+
+ HIGHCLERE.--As various incorrect reports have been
+ published of the shooting at Highclere last week, Lord Carnarvon
+ has desired me to forward the enclosed particulars of the game
+ shot on three days: November 26, 27, and 29, James McCraw (13,
+ Berkeley-square, w.). November 26, Grotto (Brooks) Beat, 5
+ partridges, 1,160 pheasants, 42 hares, 2,362 rabbits, 7 various;
+ total, 3,576. November 27, Highclere Wood (Cross) Beat, 5
+ partridges, 1,700 pheasants, 1 hare, 1,702 rabbits, 4 woodcock,
+ 16 various; total, 3,428. November 29, Beeches (Cross) Beat, 6
+ partridges, 2,811 pheasants, 969 rabbits, 2 wild fowl, 15
+ various; total, 3,803. Grand total: 16 partridges, 5,671
+ pheasants, 43 hares, 5,033 rabbits, 4 woodcock, 2 wild fowl, 38
+ various; total, 10,807. The shooters on the first two days were
+ Prince Victor Duleep Singh, Prince Frederick Duleep Singh, Lord
+ de Grey, Lord Ashburton, Lord Carnarvon, and Mr. Chaplin. On
+ November 29 Mr. Rutherford took the place of Mr. Chaplin.
+
+A little calculation will show that each of the six gentlemen
+mentioned in the paragraph must have killed one head of game every
+minute or two. This makes it impossible that there could have been
+many misses. This in turn makes it certain that the pheasants in the
+bag must have been nearly as tame as barndoor fowl. The shooting,
+then, must have been one long drawn-out massacre of semi-tame animals,
+with hardly a breathing interval. I confess such a record seems to me
+as absolutely devoid of sport and as full of brutality as the worst
+slugging match between Princeton and Yale; and it, moreover, lacks the
+element of physical courage which is certainly necessary in the
+football match. Besides, the English sinners are grown men and members
+of the class which is supposed to set the pattern for the rest of the
+nation; the university footballers, in spite of their own sense of
+importance, are after all raw youths, to whom reason does not
+altogether forbid us to hope that riper years may bring more sense and
+more true manliness.
+
+Two of the most popular outdoor amusements in the United States are
+driving and sailing. I do not know how far statistics would bear me
+out, but one certainly gets the impression that more people keep
+horses for pleasure in America than in England. Horses are
+comparatively cheap, and their keep is often lower than with us. The
+light buggies must cost less than the more substantial carriages of
+England. Hence, if a man is so fond of driving as to be willing to be
+his own coachman and groom, the keeping of a horse and shay is not
+very ruinous, especially in the country or smaller towns. As soon as
+the element of wages enters into the question the result is very
+different: carriage-hire is usually twice as high as in England and
+often more. However that may be, it is certainly very striking to see
+the immense number of one-horse "teams" that turn out for an afternoon
+or evening spin in the parks and suburban roads of places like New
+York, Boston, and Chicago. Many of these teams are of a plainness, not
+to say shabbiness, which would make an English owner too shamefaced to
+exhibit them in public. The fact that the owner is his own stableman
+is often indicated by the ungroomed coat of his horse, and by the
+month-old mud on his wheels. The horse, however, can generally do a
+bit of smart trotting, and his owner evidently enjoys his speed and
+grit. The buggies, unsubstantial as they look, are comfortable enough
+when one is seated; but the access, between, through, and over the
+wheels, is unpleasantly suggestive for the nervous. So fond are the
+Americans of driving that they evidently look upon it as a form of
+active exercise for themselves as well as for their nags. One man said
+to me: "I am really getting too stout; I must start a buggy."
+
+I am almost ashamed to avow that I spent five years in the United
+States without seeing a trotting-race, though this was owing to no
+lack of desire. The only remark that I shall, therefore, venture to
+make about this form of sport is that the American claim that it has a
+more practical bearing than the English form of horse-racing seems
+justified. It is alleged indeed that the English "running" races are
+of immense importance in keeping up the breed of horses; but it may
+well be open to question whether the same end could not be better
+attained by very different means. What is generally wanted in a horse
+is draught power and ability to trot well and far. It is not clear to
+the layman that a flying machine that can do a mile in a minute and a
+half is the ideal parent for this form of horse. On the other hand,
+the famous trotting-horses of America are just the kind of animal that
+is wanted for the ordinary uses of life. Moreover, the trot is the
+civilised or artificial gait as opposed to the wild and natural
+gallop. There are 1,500 trotting-tracks in the United States, owned by
+as many associations, besides those at all county and State fairs as
+well as many private tracks at brood-farms and elsewhere. Stakes,
+purses, and added moneys amount to more than $3,000,000 annually; and
+the capital invested in horses, tracks, stables, farms, etc., is
+enormous. The tracks are level, with start and finish directly in
+front of the grand stand, and are either one mile or one-half mile in
+length. They are always of earth, and are usually elliptical in shape,
+though the "kite-shaped track" was for a time popular on account of
+its increased speed. In this there is one straight stretch of
+one-third mile, then a wide turn of one-third mile, and then a
+straight run of one-third mile back to the start and finish. The
+horses are driven in two-wheeled "sulkies" of little weight, and the
+handicapping is exclusively by time-classes. Records of every race are
+kept by two national associations. Horses that have never trotted a
+mile in less than two minutes and forty seconds are in one class;
+those that have never beaten 2.35 in another; those that have never
+beaten 2.30 in a third; and so on down to 2.05, which has been beaten
+but a dozen times. Races are always run in heats, and the winner must
+win three heats. With a dozen entries (or even six or eight, the more
+usual number) a race may thus occupy an entire afternoon, and require
+many heats before a decision is reached. Betting is common at every
+meeting, but is not so prominent as at running tracks.
+
+The record for fast trotting is held at present by Mr. Morris Jones'
+mare "Alix," which trotted a mile in two minutes three and
+three-quarters seconds at Galesburg in 1894. Turfmen confidently
+expect that a mile will soon be trotted in two minutes. The two-minute
+mark was attained in 1897 by a _pacing_ horse.
+
+Sailing is tremendously popular at all American seaside resorts; and
+lolling over the ropes of a "cat-boat" is another form of active
+exercise that finds innumerable votaries. Rowing is probably practised
+in the older States with as much zest as in Great Britain, and the
+fresh-water facilities are perhaps better. Except as a means to an
+end, however, this mechanical form of sport has never appealed to me.
+The more nearly a man can approximate to a triple-expansion engine the
+better oarsman he is; no machine can be imagined that could play
+cricket, golf, or tennis.
+
+The recent development of golf--perhaps the finest of all games--both
+in England and America might give rise to a whole series of
+reflections on the curious vicissitudes of games and the mysterious
+reasons of their development. Golf has been played universally in
+Scotland for hundreds of years, right under the noses of Englishmen;
+yet it is just about thirty years ago that (except Blackheath) the
+first golf-club was established south of the Tweed, and the present
+craze for it is of the most recent origin (1885 or so). Yet of the
+eight hundred golf-clubs of the United Kingdom about four hundred are
+in England. The Scots of Canada have played golf for many years, but
+the practice of the game in the United States may be dated from the
+establishment of the St. Andrew's Club at Yonkers in 1888. Since then
+the game has been taken up with considerable enthusiasm at many
+centres, and it is estimated that there are now at least forty
+thousand American golfers. There is, perhaps, no game that requires
+more patience to acquire satisfactorily than golf, and the preliminary
+steps cannot be gobbled. It is therefore doubtful whether the game
+will ever become extensively popular in a country with so much nervous
+electricity in the air. I heartily wish that this half-prophecy may
+prove utterly mistaken, for no better relief to overcharged nerves and
+wearied brains has ever been devised than a well-matched "twosome" or
+the more social "foursome;" and the fact that golf gently exercises
+_all_ the muscles of the body and can be played at _all_ ages from
+eight to eighty gives it a unique place among outdoor games. The skill
+already attained by the best American players is simply marvellous;
+and it seems by no means beyond the bounds of possibility that the
+open champion of (say) the year 1902 may not have been trained on
+American soil. The natural impatience of the active-minded American
+makes him at present very apt to neglect the etiquette of the game.
+The chance of being "driven into" is much larger on the west side of
+the Atlantic than on the conservative greens of Scotland; and it seems
+almost impossible to make Brother Jonathan "replace that divot." I
+have seen three different parties holing out at the same time on the
+same putting green. In one open handicap tournament I took part in
+near Boston the scanty supply of caddies was monopolized by the
+members of the club holding the tournament, and strangers, who had
+never seen the course, were allowed to go round alone and carrying
+their own clubs. On another occasion a friend and myself played in a
+foursome handicap tournament and were informed afterwards that the
+handicaps were yet to be arranged! As the match was decided in our
+favour it would be ungracious to complain of this irregularity. Those
+little infringements of etiquette are, after all, mere details, and
+will undoubtedly become less and less frequent before the growing
+knowledge and love of the game.
+
+Lacrosse, perhaps the most perspicuous and fascinating of all games to
+the impartial spectator, is, of course, chiefly played in Canada, but
+there is a Lacrosse League in the Atlantic cities of the United
+States. The visitor to Canada should certainly make a point of seeing
+a good exposition of this most agile and graceful game, which is seen
+at its best in Montreal, Toronto, or Ottawa. Unfortunately it seems to
+be most trying to the temper, and I have more than once seen players
+in representative matches neglect the game to indulge in a bout of
+angry quarter-staff with their opponents until forcibly stopped by the
+umpires, while the spectators also interfere occasionally in the most
+disgraceful manner. Another drawback is the interval of ten minutes
+between each game of the match, even when the game has taken only two
+minutes to play. This absurd rule has been promptly discarded by the
+English Lacrosse Clubs, and should certainly be modified in Canada
+also.
+
+Lawn tennis is now played almost everywhere in the United States, and
+its best exponents, such as Larned and Wrenn, have attained all
+but--if not quite--English championship form. The annual contest for
+the championship of America, held at Newport in August, is one of the
+prettiest sporting scenes on the continent. Polo and court tennis also
+have their headquarters at Newport. Hunting, shooting, and fishing
+are, of course, immensely popular (at least the last two) in the
+United States, but lie practically beyond the pale of my experience.
+
+Bowling or ten-pins is a favourite winter amusement of both sexes, and
+occupies a far more exalted position than the English skittles. The
+alleys, attached to most gymnasia and athletic-club buildings, are
+often fitted up with great neatness and comfort; and even the
+fashionable belle does not disdain her "bowling-club" evening, where
+she meets a dozen or two of the young men and maidens of her
+acquaintance. Regular meetings take place between the teams of various
+athletic associations, records are made and chronicled, and
+championships decided. If the game could be naturalised in England
+under the same conditions as in America, our young people would find
+it a most admirable opportunity for healthy exercise in the long dark
+evenings of winter.
+
+Track athletics (running, jumping, etc.) occupy very much the same
+position in the United States as in England; and outside the
+university sphere the same abuses of the word "amateur" and the same
+instances of selling prizes and betting prevail. Mr. Caspar Whitney
+says that "amateur athletics are absolutely in danger of being
+exterminated in the United States if something is not done to cleanse
+them." The evils are said to be greatest in the middle and far West.
+There are about a score of important athletic clubs in fifteen of the
+largest cities of the United States, with a membership of nearly
+25,000; and many of these possess handsome clubhouses, combining the
+social accommodations of the Carlton or Reform with the sporting
+facilities of Queen's. The Country Club is another American
+institution which may be mentioned in this connection. It consists of
+a comfortably and elegantly fitted-up clubhouse, within easy driving
+distance of a large city, and surrounded by facilities for tennis,
+racquets, golf, polo, baseball, racing, etc. So far it has kept clear
+of the degrading sport of pigeon shooting.
+
+Training is carried out more thoroughly and consistently than in
+England, and many if not most of the "records" are held in America.
+The visits paid to the United States by athletic teams of the L.A.C.
+and Cambridge University opened the eyes of Englishmen to what
+Americans could do, the latter winning seventeen out of twenty events
+and making several world's records. Indeed, there is almost too much
+of a craze to make records, whereas the real sport is to beat a
+competitor, not to hang round a course till the weather or other
+conditions make "record-making" probable. A feature of American
+athletic meetings with which we are unfamiliar in England is the
+short sprinting-races, sometimes for as small a distance as fifteen
+yards.
+
+Bicycling also is exposed, as a public sport, to the same reproaches
+on both sides of the Atlantic. The bad roads of America prevented the
+spread of wheeling so long as the old high bicycle was the type, but
+the practice has assumed enormous proportions since the invention of
+the pneumatic-tired "safety." The League of American Wheelmen has done
+much to improve the country roads. The lady's bicycle was invented in
+the United States, and there are, perhaps, more lady riders in
+proportion in that country than in any other. As evidence of the
+rapidity with which things move in America it may be mentioned that
+when I quitted Boston in 1893 not a single "society" lady so far as I
+could hear had deigned to touch the wheel; now (1898) I understand
+that even a house in Beacon Street and a lot in Mt. Auburn Cemetery
+are not enough to give the guinea-stamp of rank unless at least one
+member of the family is an expert wheelwoman. An amazing instance of
+the receptivity and adaptability of the American attitude is seen in
+the fact that the outsides of the tramway-cars in at least one Western
+city are fitted with hooks for bicycles, so that the cyclist is saved
+the unpleasant, jolting ride over stone pavements before reaching
+suburban joys.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[13] I wish to confess my obligation to this interesting book for much
+help in writing the present chapter.
+
+[14] A match played in no less aristocratic a place than Newport on
+Sept. 2, 1897, between the local team and a club from Brockton, ended
+in a general scrimmage, in which even women joined in the cry of "Kill
+the umpire!"
+
+[15] It is, perhaps, only fair to quote on the other side the opinion
+of Mr. Rudolf Lehmann, the well-known English rowing coach, who
+witnessed the match between Harvard and the University of Pennsylvania
+in 1897. He writes in the London _News_: "I have never seen a finer
+game played with a manlier spirit. The quickness and the precision of
+the players were marvellous.... The game as I saw it, though it was
+violent and rough, was never brutal. Indeed, I cannot hope to see a
+finer exhibition of courage, strength, and manly endurance, without a
+trace of meanness."
+
+And to Mr. Lehmann's voice may be added that of a "Mother of Nine
+Sons," who wrote to the Boston _Evening Transcript_ in 1897, speaking
+warmly of the advantages of football in the formation of habits of
+self-control and submission to authority.
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+The Humour of the "Man on the Cars"
+
+
+"A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."
+So wrote George Eliot in "Daniel Deronda." And the truth of the
+apothegm may account for much of the friction in the intercourse of
+John Bull and Brother Jonathan. For, undoubtedly, there is a wide
+difference between the humour of the Englishman and the humour of the
+American. John Bull's downrightness appears in his jests also. His
+jokes must be unmistakable; he wants none of your quips masquerading
+as serious observations. A mere twinkle of the eye is not for him a
+sufficient illumination between the serious and the comic. "Those
+animals are horses," Artemus Ward used to say in showing his panorama.
+"I know they are--because my artist says so. I had the picture two
+years before I discovered the fact. The artist came to me about six
+months ago and said, 'It is useless to disguise it from you any
+longer--they are horses.'"[16] This is the form of introduction that
+John Bull prefers for his witticisms. He will welcome a joke as
+hospitably as a visitor, if only the credentials of the one as of the
+other are unimpeachable.
+
+Now the American does not wish his joke underlined like an urgent
+parliamentary whip. He wants something left to his imagination; he
+wants to be tickled by the feeling that it requires a keen eye to see
+the point; he may, in a word, like his champagne sweet, but he wants
+his humour dry. His telephone girls halloo, but his jokes don't. In
+this he resembles the Scotsman much more than the Englishman; and both
+European foreigners and the Americans themselves seem aware of this.
+Thus, Max O'Rell writes:
+
+ De tous les citoyens du _Royaume_ plus ou moins _Uni_ l'ami
+ Donald est le plus fini, le plus solide, le plus positif, le plus
+ perseverant, le plus laborieux, et le plus spirituel.
+
+ Le plus spirituel! voila un grand mot de lache. Oui, le plus
+ spirituel, n'en deplaise a l'ombre de Sydney Smith.... J'espere
+ bien prouver, par quelques anecdotes, que Donald a de l'esprit,
+ de l'esprit de bon aloi, d'humour surtout, de cet humour fin
+ subtil, qui passerait a travers la tete _d'un Cockney_ sans y
+ laisser la moindre trace, sans y faire la moindre impression.
+
+The testimony of the American is equally explicit.
+
+The following dialogue, quoted from memory, appeared some time since
+in one of the best American comic journals:
+
+ _Tomkyns_ (of London).--I say, Vanarsdale, I told such a good
+ joke, don't you know, to MacPherson, and he didn't laugh a bit! I
+ suppose that's because he's a Scotsman?
+
+ _Vanarsdale_ (of New York).--I don't know; I think it's more
+ likely that it's because you are an Englishman!
+
+An English audience is usually much slower than an American or
+Scottish one to take up a joke that is anything less than obvious. I
+heard Max O'Rell deliver one of his witty orations in London. The
+audience was good humored, entirely with the lecturer, and only too
+ready to laugh. But if his joke was the least bit subtle, the least
+bit less apparent than usual, it was extraordinary how the laughter
+hung fire. There would be an appreciable interval of silence; then,
+perhaps, a solitary laugh in a corner of the gallery; then a sort of
+platoon fire in different parts of the house; and, finally, a
+simultaneous roar. So, when Mr. John Morley, in his admirable lecture
+on the Carlyle centenary celebration (Dec. 5, 1895), quoted Carlyle's
+saying about Sterling: "We talked about this thing and that--except in
+opinion not disagreeing," there was a lapse of half-a-minute before
+the audience realised that the saying had a humorous turn. In an
+American audience, and I believe also in a Scottish one, the report
+would have been simultaneous with the flash.
+
+Perhaps the Americans themselves are just a little too sure of their
+superiority to the English in point of humour, and indeed they often
+carry their witticisms on the supposed English "obtuseness" to a point
+at which exaggeration ceases to be funny. It is certainly not every
+American who scoffs at English wit that is entitled to do so. There
+are dullards in the United States as well as elsewhere; and nothing
+can well be more ghastly than American humour run into the ground. On
+the other hand their sense of loyalty to humour makes them much more
+free in using it at their own expense; and some of their stories show
+themselves up in the light usually reserved for John Bull. I
+remember, unpatriotically, telling a stock story (to illustrate the
+English slowness to take a joke) to an American writer whose pictures
+of New England life are as full of a delicate sense of humour as they
+are of real and simple pathos. It was, perhaps, the tale of the London
+bookseller who referred to his own coiffure the American's remark
+apropos of the two-volume English edition of a well-known series of
+"Walks in London"--"Ah, I see you part your _Hare_ in the middle."
+Whatever it was, my hearer at once capped it by the reply of a Boston
+girl to her narration of the following anecdote: A railway conductor,
+on his way through the cars to collect and check the tickets, noticed
+a small hair-trunk lying in the forbidden central gangway, and told
+the old farmer to whom it apparently belonged that it must be moved
+from there at once. On a second round he found the trunk still in the
+passage, reiterated his instructions more emphatically, and passed on
+without listening to the attempted explanations of the farmer. On his
+third round he cried: "Now, I gave you fair warning; here goes;" and
+tipped the trunk overboard. Then, at last, the slow-moving farmer
+found utterance and exclaimed: "All right! the trunk is none o' mine!"
+To which the Boston girl: "Well, whose trunk was it?" We agreed, _nem.
+con._, that this was indeed _Anglis ipsis Anglior_.
+
+These remarks as to the comparative merits of English and American
+humour must be understood as referring to the average man in each
+case--the "Man on the Cars," as our cousins have it. It would be a
+very different position, and one hardly tenable, to maintain that the
+land of Mark Twain has produced greater literary humorists than the
+land of Charles Lamb. In the matter of comic papers it may also be
+doubted, even by those who most appreciate American humour, whether
+England has altogether the worst of it. It is the fashion in the
+States to speak of "poor old _Punch_," and to affect astonishment at
+seeing in its "senile pages" anything that they have to admit to be
+funny. Doubtless a great deal of very laborious and vapid jesting goes
+on in the pages of the _doyen_ of English comic weeklies; but at its
+best _Punch_ is hard to beat, and its humours have often a literary
+quality such as is seldom met with in an American journal of the same
+kind. No American paper can even remotely claim to have added so much
+to the gaiety of nations as the pages that can number names like Leech
+and Thackeray, Douglas Jerrold and Tom Hood, Burnand and Charles
+Keene, Du Maurier and Tenniel, Linley Sambourne and the author of
+"Vice Versa," among its contributors past and present. And
+besides--and the claim is a proud one--_Punch_ still remains the only
+comic paper of importance that is always a perfect gentleman--a
+gentleman who knows how to behave both in the smoking-room and the
+drawing-room, who knows when a jest oversteps the boundary line of
+coarseness, who realises that a laugh can sometimes be too dearly won.
+_Punch_ is certainly a comic journal of which the English have every
+reason to be proud; but if we had to name the paper most typical of
+the English taste in humour we should, perhaps, be shamefacedly
+compelled to turn to _Ally Sloper_.
+
+The best American comic paper is _Life_, which is modelled on the
+lines of the _Muenchener Fliegende Blaetter_, perhaps the funniest and
+most mirth-provoking of all professedly humorous weeklies. Among the
+most attractive features are the graceful and dignified drawings of
+Mr. Charles Dana Gibson, who has in its pages done for American
+society what Mr. Du Maurier has done for England by his scenes in
+_Punch_; the sketches of F.G. Attwood and S.W. Van Schaick; and the
+clever verses of M.E.W. The dryness, the smart exaggeration, the
+point, the unexpectedness of American humour are all often admirably
+represented in its pages; and the faults and foibles of contemporary
+society are touched off with an inimitable delicacy of satire both in
+pencil and pen work. _Life_, like _Punch_, has also its more serious
+side; and, if it has never produced a "Song of the Shirt," it earns
+our warm admiration for its steadfast championing of worthy causes,
+its severe and trenchant attacks on rampant evils, and its eloquent
+tributes to men who have deserved well of the country. On the other
+hand, it not unfrequently publishes jokes the birth of which
+considerably antedates that of the United States itself; and it
+sometimes descends to a level of trifling flatness and vapidity which
+no English paper of the kind can hope to equal. It is hard--for a
+British critic at any rate--to see any perennial interest in the long
+series of highly exaggerated drawings and jests referring to the
+gutter children of New York, a series in which the same threadbare
+_motifs_ are constantly recurring under the thinnest of disguises. And
+occasionally--very occasionally--there is a touch of coarseness in the
+drawings of _Life_ which suggests the worst features of its German
+prototype rather than anything it has borrowed from England.
+
+Among the political comic journals of America mention may be made of
+_Puck_, the rough and gaudy cartoons of which have often what the
+Germans would call a _packende Derbheit_ of their own that is by no
+means ineffective. Of the other American--as, indeed, of the other
+British--comic papers I prefer to say nothing, except that I have
+often seen them in houses and in hands to which they seemed but ill
+adapted.
+
+Among the characteristics of American humour--the humour of the
+average man, the average newspaper, the average play--are its utter
+irreverence, its droll extravagance, its dry suggestiveness, its
+_naivete_ (real or apparent), its affectation of seriousness, its
+fondness for antithesis and anti-climax. Mark Twain may stand as the
+high priest of irreverence in American humour, as witnessed in his
+"Innocents Abroad" and his "Yankee at the Court of King Arthur." In
+this regard the humour of our transatlantic cousins cannot wholly
+escape a charge of debasing the moral currency by buffoonery. It has
+no reverence for the awful mystery of death and the Great Beyond. An
+undertaker will place in his window a card bearing the words: "You
+kick the bucket; we do the rest." A paper will head an account of the
+hanging of three mulattoes with "Three Chocolate Drops." It has no
+reverence for the names and phrases associated with our deepest
+religious feelings. Buckeye's patent filter is advertised as
+thoroughly reliable--"being what it was in the beginning, is now, and
+ever shall be." Mr. Boyesen tells of meeting a venerable clergyman,
+whose longevity, according to his introducer, was due to the fact that
+"he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity." One of the daily
+bulletins of the captain of the large excursion steamer on which I
+visited Alaska read as follows: "The Lord only knows when it will
+clear; and _he_ won't tell." And none of the two hundred passengers
+seemed to find anything unseemly in this official freedom with the
+name of their Creator. On a British steamer there would almost
+certainly have been some sturdy Puritan to pull down the notice. One
+of the best newspaper accounts of the Republican convention that
+nominated Mr. J.G. Blaine for President in 1884 began as follows: "Now
+a man of God, with a bald head, calls the Deity down into the _melee_
+and bids him make the candidate the right one and induce the people to
+elect him in November." If I here mention the newspaper head-line
+(apropos of a hanging) "Jerked to Jesus," it is mainly to note that M.
+Blouet saw it in 1888 and M. Bourget also purports to have seen it in
+1894. Surely the American journalist has a fatal facility of
+repetition or--?
+
+American humour has no reverence for those in high position or
+authority. An American will say of his chief executive, "Yes, the
+President has a great deal of taste--and all of it bad." A current
+piece of doggerel when I was in Washington ran thus:
+
+ "Benny runs the White House,
+ Levi keeps a bar,
+ Johnny runs a Sunday School--
+ And, damme, there you are!"
+
+The gentlemen named are the then President, Mr. Harrison; the
+Vice-President, Mr. Morton, who was owner or part owner of one of the
+large Washington hotels; and Mr. Wanamaker, Postmaster General, well
+known as "an earnest Christian worker."
+
+I have seen even the sacred Declaration of Independence imitated, both
+in wording and in external form, as the advertisement of a hotel.
+
+A story current in Philadelphia refers to Mr. Richard Vaux, an eminent
+citizen and member of a highly respected old Quaker family, who in his
+youth had been an _attache_ of the American Legation in London. One of
+his letters home narrated with pardonable pride that he had danced
+with the Princess Victoria at a royal ball and had found her a very
+charming partner. His mother replied: "It pleaseth me much, Richard,
+to hear of thy success at the ball in Buckingham Palace; but thee must
+remember it would be a great blow to thy father to have thee marry out
+of meeting."
+
+Philosophy, art, and letters receive no greater deference at the hands
+of the American humorist. Even an Oliver Wendell Holmes will say of
+metaphysics that it is like "splitting a log; when you have done, you
+have two more to split." A poster long used by the comedians Crane and
+Robson represented these popular favourites in the guise of the two
+lowermost cherubs in the Sistine Madonna. Bill Nye's assertion that
+"the peculiarity of classical music is that it is so much better than
+it sounds" is typical of a whole battalion of quips. Scenery, even
+when associated with poetry, fares no better. The advertising fiend
+who defaces the most picturesque rocks with his atrocious
+announcements is, perhaps, hardly entitled to the name of humorist;
+but the man who affixed the name of Minniegiggle to a small fall near
+the famous Minnehaha evidently thought himself one. So, doubtless, did
+one of my predecessors in a dressing-cabin at Niagara, who had
+inscribed on its walls:
+
+ "Cannon to right of them,
+ Cannon to left of them,
+ Cannon in front of them,
+ Volleyed and thundered!
+ But the man who desc_i_nds
+ Through the Cave of the Winds
+ Can give points to the noble six hundred."
+
+Of the extravagant exaggeration of American humour it is hardly
+necessary to give examples. This, to the ordinary observer, has
+perhaps been always its salient feature; and stock examples will occur
+to everyone. It is easy to see how readily this form of humour can be
+abused, and as a matter of fact it is abused daily and hourly. Many
+would-be American humorists fail entirely to see that exaggeration
+_alone_ is not necessarily funny.
+
+To illustrate: the story of the woman who described the suddenness of
+the American cyclone by saying that, as she looked up from her
+gardening, "she saw the air black with her intimate friends," seems to
+me a thoroughly humorous application of the exaggeration principle.
+So, too, is the description of a man so terribly thin that he never
+could tell whether he had the stomach-ache or the lumbago. But the
+jester who expects you to laugh at the tale of the fish that was so
+large that the water of the lake subsided two feet when it was drawn
+ashore simply does not know where humour ends and drivelling idiocy
+begins.
+
+The dry suggestiveness of American humour is also a well-known
+feature. In its crudest phase it assumes such forms as the following:
+"Mrs. William Hankins lighted her fire with coal oil on February 23.
+Her clothes fit the present Mrs. Hankins to a T." The ordinary
+Englishman will see the point of a jest like this (though his mind
+will not fly to it with the electric rapidity of the American's), but
+the more delicate forms of this allusive style of wit will often
+escape him altogether. Or, if he now begins to "jump" with an almost
+American agility it is because the cleverest witticisms of the Detroit
+_Free Press_ are now constantly served up to him in the comic columns
+of his evening paper. We have got the length of being consumers if not
+producers of this style of jest.
+
+In its higher developments this quality of humour melts imperceptibly
+into irony. This has been cultivated by the Americans with great
+success--perhaps never better than in the columns of that admirable
+weekly journal the _Nation_. Anyone who cares to search the files of
+about eight or ten years back will find a number of ironical leaders,
+which by their subtlety and wit delighted those who "caught on,"
+while, on the other hand, they often deceived even the elect Americans
+themselves and provoked a shower of innocently approving or
+depreciatory letters.
+
+Apart altogether from the specific difference between American and
+English humour we cannot help noticing how humour penetrates and gives
+savour to the _whole_ of American life. There is almost no business
+too important to be smoothed over with a jest; and serio-comic
+allusions may crop up amongst the most barren-looking reefs of scrip
+and bargaining. It is almost impossible to imagine a governor of the
+Bank of England making a joke in his official capacity, but wit is
+perfected in the mouth of similar sucklings in New York. Of recent
+prominent speakers in America all except Carl Schurz and George
+William Curtis are professed humorists.
+
+When Professor Boyesen, at an examination in Columbia College, set as
+one of the questions, "Write an account of your life," he found that
+seventeen out of thirty-two responses were in a jocular vein. Fifteen
+of the seventeen students bore names that indicated American
+parentage, while all but three of the non-jokers had foreign names.
+Abraham Lincoln is, of course, the great example of this tendency to
+introduce the element of humour into the graver concerns of life; and
+his biography narrates many instances of its most happy effect. _All_
+the newspapers, including the religious weeklies, have a comic column.
+
+The tremendous seriousness with which the Englishman takes himself and
+everything else is practically unknown in America; and the ponderous
+machinery of commercial and political life is undoubtedly facilitated
+in its running by the presence of the oil of a sub-conscious humorous
+intention. The American attitude, when not carried too far, seems,
+perhaps, to suggest a truer view of the comparative importance of
+things; the American seems to say: "This matter is of importance to
+you and for me, but after all it does not concern the orbit of a
+planet and there is no use talking and acting as if it did." This
+sense of humour often saves the American in a situation in which the
+Englishman would have recourse to downright brutality; it unties the
+Gordian knot instead of cutting it. A too strong conviction of being
+in the right often leads to conflicts that would be avoided by a more
+humorous appreciation of the relative importance of phenomena. To look
+on life as a jest is no doubt a deep of cynicism which is not and
+cannot lead to good, but to recognise the humorous side, the humorous
+possibilities running through most of our practical existence, often
+works as a saving grace. To his lack of this grace the Englishman owes
+much of his unpopularity with foreigners, much of the difficulty he
+experiences in inducing others to take his point of view, even when
+that point of view is right. You may as well hang a dog as give him a
+bad name; and a sense of humour which would prevent John Bull from
+calling a thing "un-English," when he means bad or unpractical, would
+often help him smoothly towards his goal. To his possession of a keen
+sense of humour the Yankee owes much of his success; it leads him,
+with a shrug of his shoulders, to cease fighting over names when the
+real thing is granted; it may sometimes lean to a calculating
+selfishness rather than spontaneous generosity, but on the whole it
+softens, enriches, and facilitates the problems of existence. It may,
+however, be here noted that some observers, such as Professor Boyesen,
+think that there is altogether too much jocularity in American life,
+and claim that the constant presence of the jest and the comic
+anecdote have done much to destroy conversation and eloquence.
+
+Humour also acts as a great safety-valve for the excitement of
+political contests. When I was in New York, just before the election
+of President Harrison in 1888, two great political processions took
+place on the same day. In the afternoon some thirty thousand
+Republicans paraded the streets between lines of amused spectators,
+mostly Democrats. In the evening as many Democrats carried their
+torches through the same thoroughfares. No collisions of any kind
+took place; no ill humour was visible. The Republicans seemed to enjoy
+the jokes and squibs and flaunting mottoes of the Democrats; and when
+a Republican banner appeared with the legend, "No frigid North, no
+torrid South, no temperate East, no _Sackville West_," nobody appeared
+to relish it more than the hard-hit Democrat. The Cleveland cry of
+"Four, four, four years more" was met forcibly and effectively with
+the simple adaptation, "Four, four, four _months_ more," which proved
+the more prophetic of that gentleman's then stay at the White House.
+At midnight, three days later, I was jammed in the midst of a yelling
+crowd in Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, watching the electoral returns
+thrown by a stereopticon light, as they arrived, on large white
+sheets. Keener or more interested partisans I never saw; but at the
+same time I never saw a more good-humored crowd. If I encountered one
+policeman that night that was all I did see; and the police reports
+next morning, in a city of a million inhabitants let loose in the
+streets on a public holiday, reported the arrest of five drunk men and
+one pickpocket!
+
+Election bets are often made payable in practical jokes instead of in
+current coin. Thus, after election day you will meet a defeated
+Republican wheeling his Democratic friend through the chuckling crowd
+in a wheelbarrow, or walking down the Bond Street of his native town
+with a coal-black African laundress on his arm. But in such forms of
+jesting as in "White Hat Day," at the Stock Exchange of New York,
+Americans come perilously near the Londoner's standard of the truly
+funny.
+
+In comparing American humour with English we must take care that we
+take class for class. Those of us who find it difficult to get up a
+laugh at _Judge_, or Bill Nye, or Josh Billings, have at least to
+admit that they are not quite so feeble as _Ally Sloper_ and other
+cognate English humorists. When we reach the level of Artemus Ward, Ik
+Marvel, H.C. Bunner, Frank Stockton, and Mark Twain, we may find that
+we have no equally popular contemporary humorists of equal excellence;
+and these are emphatically humorists of a pure American type. If
+humour of a finer point be demanded it seems to me that there are few,
+if any, living English writers who can rival the delicate satiric
+powers of a Henry James or the subtle suggestiveness of Mr. W.D.
+Howells' farces, for an analogy to which we have to look to the best
+French work of the kind. But this takes us beyond the scope of this
+chapter, which deals merely with the humour of the "Man on the Cars."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[16] In an English issue of Artemus Ward, apparently edited by Mr.
+John Camden Hotten (Chatto and Windus), this passage is accompanied
+with the following gloss: "Here again Artemus called in the aid of
+pleasant banter as the most fitting apology for the atrocious badness
+of the painting."
+
+This note is an excellent illustration of English obtuseness--if
+needed, on the part of the reading public; if needless, on the part of
+the editor.
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+American Journalism--A Mixed Blessing
+
+
+The average British daily newspaper is, perhaps, slightly in advance
+of its average reader; if we could imagine an issue of the _Standard_,
+or the _Daily Chronicle_, or the _Scotsman_ metamorphosed into human
+form, we should probably have to admit that the being thus created was
+rather above the average man in taste, intelligence, and good feeling.
+Speaking roughly, and making allowances for all obvious exceptions, I
+should be inclined to say that a similar statement would not be as
+universally true of the American paper and the American public,
+particularly if the female citizen were included under the latter
+head. If the intelligent foreigner were to regard the British citizen
+as practically an incarnation of his daily press, whether metropolitan
+or provincial, he would be doing him more than justice; if he were to
+apply the same standard to the American press and the American
+citizen, it would not be the latter who would profit by the
+assumption. The American paper represents a distinctly lower level of
+life than the English one; it would often seem as if the one catered
+for the least intelligent class of its readers, while the other
+assumed a standard higher than most of its readers could reach. The
+cultivated American is certainly not so slangy as the paper he reads;
+he is certainly not keenly interested in the extremely silly social
+items of which it contains several columns. Such journals as the New
+York _Evening Post_ and the Springfield _Republican_ are undoubtedly
+worthy of mention alongside of our most reputable dailies; but
+journals of their admirably high standard are comparatively rare, and
+no cultivated English visitor to the United States can have been
+spared a shock at the contrast between his fastidious and gentlemanly
+host and the general tone of the sheet served up with the matutinal
+hot cakes, or read by him on the cars and at the club.
+
+Various causes may be suggested for this state of affairs. For one
+thing, the mass of half-educated people in the United States--people
+intelligent enough to take a lively interest in all that pertains to
+humanity, but not trained enough to insist on literary _form_--is so
+immense as practically to swamp the cultivated class and render it a
+comparatively unimportant object for the business-like editor. In
+England a standard of taste has been gradually evolved, which is
+insisted on by the educated class and largely taken on authority by
+others. In America practically no such standard is recognised; no one
+there would continue to take in a paper he found dull because the
+squire and the parson subscribed for it. The American reader--even
+when himself of high education and refinement--is a much less
+responsible being than the Englishman, and will content himself with a
+shrug of his shoulders where the latter would write a letter of
+indignant protest to the editor. I have more than once asked an
+American friend how he could endure such a daily repast of pointless
+vulgarity, slipshod English, and general second-rateness; but elicited
+no better answer than that one had to see the news, that the
+editorial part of the paper was well done, and that a man had to make
+the best of what existed. This is a national trait; it has simply to
+be recognised as such. Perhaps the fact that there is no metropolitan
+press in America to give tone to the rest of the country may also
+count for something in this connection. The press of Washington, the
+political capital, is distinctly provincial; and the New York papers,
+though practically representative of the United States for the outside
+world, can hardly be said to play a genuinely metropolitan role within
+the country itself.
+
+The principal characteristics of American journalism may be summed up
+in the word "enterprise." No one on earth is more fertile in
+expedients than an American editor, kept constantly to the collar by a
+sense of competing energies all around him. No trouble, or expense, or
+contrivance is spared in the collection of news; scarcely any item of
+interest is overlooked by the army of alert reporters day and night in
+the field. The old-world papers do not compete with those of the new
+in the matter of _quantity_ of news. But just here comes in one of the
+chief faults of the American journal, one of the besetting sins of the
+American people,--their well-known love of "bigness," their tendency
+to ask "How much?" rather than "Of what kind?" There is a lack of
+discrimination in the daily bill of fare served up by the American
+press that cannot but disgust the refined and tutored palate. It is
+only the boor who demands a savoury and a roast of equal bulk; it is
+only the vulgarian who wishes as much of his paper occupied by brutal
+prize-fights or vapid "personals" as by important political
+information or literary criticism. There is undoubtedly a modicum of
+truth in Matthew Arnold's sneer that American journals certainly
+supply news enough--but it is the news of the servants' hall. It is as
+if the helm were held rather by the active reporter than by the able
+editor. It is said that while there are eight editors to one reporter
+in Denmark, the proportion is exactly reversed in the United States.
+The net of the ordinary American editor is at least as indiscriminating
+as that of the German historiographer: every detail is swept in,
+irrespective of its intrinsic value. The very end for which the
+newspaper avowedly exists is often defeated by the impossibility of
+finding out what is the important news of the day. The reporter prides
+himself on being able to "write up" the most intrinsically
+uninteresting and unimportant matter. The best American critics
+themselves agree on this point. Mr. Howells writes: "There are too
+many things brought together in which the reader can and should have
+no interest. The thousand and one petty incidents of the various
+casualties of life that are grouped together in newspaper columns are
+profitless expenditure of money and energy."
+
+The culminating point of this aimless congeries of reading matter,
+good, bad, and indifferent, is attained in the Sunday editions of the
+larger papers. Nothing comes amiss to their endless columns: scandal,
+politics, crochet-patterns, bogus interviews, puerile hoaxes, highly
+seasoned police reports, exaggerations of every kind, records of
+miraculous cures, funny stories with comic cuts, society paragraphs,
+gossip about foreign royalties, personalities of every description. In
+fact, they form the very ragbag of journalism. An unreasonable pride
+is taken in their very bulk--as if forty pages _per se_ were better
+than one; as if the tons of garbage in the Sunday issue of the Gotham
+_Gasometer_ outweighed in any valuable sense the ten or twelve small
+pages of the Parisian _Temps_. Not but that there is a great deal of
+good matter in the Sunday papers. _Wer vieles bringt wird manchem
+etwas bringen_; and he who knows where to look for it will generally
+find some edible morsel in the hog-trough. It has been claimed that
+the Sunday papers of America correspond with the cheaper English
+magazines; and doubtless there is some truth in the assertion. The
+pretty little tale, the interesting note of popular science, or the
+able sketch of some contemporary political condition is, however, so
+hidden away amid a mass of feebly illustrated and vulgarly written
+notes on sport, society, criminal reports, and personal interviews
+with the most evanescent of celebrities that one cannot but stand
+aghast at this terrible misuse of the powerful engine of the press. It
+is idle to contend that the newspaper, as a business undertaking, must
+supply this sort of thing to meet the demand for it. It is (or ought
+to be) the proud boast of the press that it leads and moulds public
+opinion, and undoubtedly journalism (like the theatre) is at least as
+much the cause as the effect of the depravity of public taste.
+Enterprising stage-managers have before now proved that Shakespeare
+does _not_ spell ruin, and there are admirable journals in the United
+States which have shown themselves to be valuable properties without
+undue pandering to the frivolous or vicious side of the public
+instinct.[17]
+
+A straw shows how the wind blows; let one item show the unfathomable
+gulf in questions of tone and taste that can subsist between a great
+American daily and its English counterparts. In the summer of 1895 an
+issue of one of the richest and most influential of American
+journals--a paper that such men as Mr. Cleveland and Mr. McKinley have
+to take account of--published under the heading "A Fortunate Find" a
+picture of two girls in bathing dress, talking by the edge of the sea.
+One says to the other: "How did you manage your father? I thought he
+wouldn't let you come?" The answer is: "I caught him kissing the
+typewriter." It is, of course, perfectly inconceivable that any
+reputable British daily could descend to this depth of purposeless and
+odious vulgarity. If this be the style of humour desiderated, the
+Thunderer may take as a well-earned compliment the American sneer that
+"no joke appears in the London _Times_, save by accident." If another
+instance be wanted, take this: Major Calef, of Boston, officiated as
+marshal at the funeral of his friend, Gen. Francis Walker. In so doing
+he caught a cold, of which he died. An evening paper hereupon
+published a cartoon showing Major Calef walking arm in arm with Death
+at General Walker's funeral.
+
+Americans are also apt to be proud of the number of their journals,
+and will tell you, with evident appreciation of the fact, that "nearly
+two thousand daily papers and fourteen thousand weeklies are published
+in the United States." Unfortunately the character of their local
+journals does not altogether warrant the inference as to American
+intelligence that you are expected to draw. Many of them consist
+largely of paragraphs such as the following, copied verbatim from an
+issue of the Plattsburg _Sentinel_ (September, 1888):
+
+ George Blanshard, of Champlain, an experienced prescription clerk
+ and a graduate of the Albany School of Pharmacy, has accepted a
+ position in Breed's drug-store at Malone.
+
+ Clerk Whitcomb, of the steamer "Maquam," has finished his
+ season's work in the boat, and has resumed his studies at
+ Burlington.
+
+I admit that the interest of the readers of the _Sentinel_ in the
+doings of their friends Mr. Blanshard and Mr. Whitcomb is, perhaps,
+saner and healthier than that of the British snob in the fact that
+"Prince and Princess Christian walked in the gardens of Windsor Castle
+and afterwards drove out for an airing." But that is the utmost that
+can be said for the propagation of such utter vapidities; and the man
+who pays his five cents for the privilege of reading them can scarcely
+be said to produce a certificate of intelligence in so doing. If the
+exhibition of such intellectual feebleness were the worst charge that
+could be brought against the American newspaper, there would be little
+more to say; but, alas, "there are some among the so-called leading
+newspapers of which the influence is wholly pernicious because of the
+perverted intellectual ability with which they are conducted." (Prof.
+Chas. E. Norton, in the _Forum_, February, 1896.)
+
+The levity with which many--perhaps most--American journals treat
+subjects of serious importance is another unpleasant feature. They
+will talk of divorces as "matrimonial smash-ups," or enumerate them
+under the caption "Divorce Mill." Murders and fatal accidents are
+recorded with the same jocosity. Questions of international importance
+are handled as if the main purpose of the article was to show the
+writer's power of humour. Serious speeches and even sermons are
+reported in a vein of flippant jocularity. The same trait often
+obtrudes into the review of books of the first importance. The
+traditional "No case--abuse the plaintiff's attorney" is translated
+into "Can't understand or appreciate this--let's make fun of it."
+
+By the best papers--and these are steadily multiplying--the
+"interview" is looked upon as a serious opportunity to obtain in a
+concise form the views of a person of greater or less eminence on
+subjects of which he is entitled to speak with authority. By the
+majority of journals, however, the interview is abused to an
+inordinate extent, both as regards the individual and the public. It
+is used as a vehicle for the cheapest forms of wit and the most
+personal attack or laudation. My own experience was that the
+interviewer put a series of pre-arranged questions to me, published
+those of my answers which met his own preconceptions, and invented
+appropriate substitutes for those he did not honour with his approval.
+A Chicago reporter made me say that English ignorance of America was
+so dense that "a gentleman of considerable attainments asked me if
+Connecticut was not the capital of Pittsburgh and notable for its
+great Mormon temple,"--an elaborate combination due solely to his own
+active brain. The same ingenuous (and ingenious) youth caused me to
+invent "an erratic young Londoner, who packed his bag and started at
+once for any out-of-the-way country for which a new guide-book was
+published." Another, with equal lack of ground, committed me to the
+unpatriotic assertion that neither in Great Britain nor in any other
+part of Europe was there any scenery to compare with that of the
+United States. But perhaps the unkindest cut of all was that of the
+reporter at Washington who made me introduce my remarks by the fatuous
+expression "Methought"! Mr. E.A. Freeman was much amused by a reporter
+who said of him: "When he don't know a thing, he says he don't. When
+he does, he speaks as if he were certain of it." Mr. Freeman adds: "To
+the interviewer this way of action seemed a little strange, though he
+clearly approved of the eccentricity." This gentleman's mental
+attitude, like his superiority to grammar, is, unfortunately,
+characteristic of hundreds of his colleagues on the American press.
+
+The distinction between the editorial and reportorial functions of a
+newspaper are apt to be much less clearly defined in the United States
+than in England. The English reporter, as a rule, confines himself
+strictly to his report, which is made without bias. A Conservative
+speech is as accurately (though perhaps not as lengthily) reported in
+a Liberal paper as in one of its own colour. All comment or criticism
+is reserved for the editorial columns. This is by no means the case in
+America. Such an authority as the _Atlantic Monthly_ admits that
+wilful distortion is not infrequent: the reporter seems to consider it
+as part of his duty to amend the record in the interest of his own
+paper or party. The American reporter, in a word, may be more
+active-minded, more original, more amusing, than his English
+colleague; but he is seldom so accurate. This want of impartiality is
+another of the patent defects of the American daily press. It is a too
+unscrupulous partisan; it represents the ethics of the ward politician
+rather than the seeker after truth.
+
+If restraint be a sign of power, then the American press is weak
+indeed. There is no reticence about it. Nothing is sacred to an
+American reporter; everything that can be in any sense regarded as an
+item of news is exposed to the full glare of publicity. It has come to
+be so widely taken for granted that one likes to see his name in the
+papers, that it is often difficult to make a lady or gentleman of the
+American press understand that you really prefer to have your family
+affairs left in the dusk of private life. The touching little story
+entitled "A Thanksgiving Breakfast," in _Harper's Magazine_ for
+November, 1895, records an experience that is almost a commonplace
+except as regards the unusually thin skin of the victim and the
+unusual delicacy and good feeling of the operator. The writer of an
+interesting article in the _Outlook_ (April 25, 1896), an admirable
+weekly paper published in New York, sums it up in a sentence: "It is
+no exaggeration to say that the wanton and unrestricted invasion of
+privacy by the modern press constitutes in certain respects the most
+offensive form of tyranny which the world has ever known." The writer
+then narrates the following incident to illustrate the length to which
+this invasion of domestic privacy is carried:
+
+ A cultivated and refined woman living in a boarding-house was so
+ unfortunate as to awaken the admiration of a young man of
+ unbalanced mind who was living under the same roof. He paid her
+ attentions which were courteously but firmly declined. He wrote
+ her letters which were at first acknowledged in the most formal
+ way, and finally ignored. No woman could have been more
+ circumspect and dignified. The young man preserved copies of his
+ own letters, introduced the two or three brief and formal notes
+ which he had received in reply, made a story of the incident,
+ stole the photograph of the woman, enclosed his own photograph,
+ mailed the whole matter to a New York newspaper, and committed
+ suicide. The result was a two or three column report of the
+ incident, with portraits of the unfortunate woman and the
+ suicide, and an elaborate and startling exaggeration of the few
+ inconspicuous, insignificant, and colorless facts from which the
+ narrative was elaborated. That a refined woman in American
+ society should be exposed to such a brutal invasion of her
+ privacy as that which was committed in this case reflects upon
+ every gentleman in the country.
+
+No doubt, as the _Outlook_ goes on to show, the American people are
+themselves largely responsible for this attitude of the press. They
+have as a whole not only less reverence than Europeans for the privacy
+of others, but also less resentment for the violation of their own
+privacy. The new democracy has resigned itself to the custom of living
+in glass houses and regards the desire to shroud one's personal life
+in mystery as one of the survivals of the dark ages. The newspaper
+personalities are largely "the result of the desperate desire of the
+new classes, to whom democratic institutions have given their first
+chance, to discover the way to _live_, in the wide social meaning of
+the word."
+
+One regrettable result of the way in which the American papers turn
+liberty into license is that it actually deters many people from
+taking their share in public life. The fact that any public action is
+sure to bring down upon one's head a torrent of abuse or adulation,
+together with a microscopic investigation of one's most intimate
+affairs, is enough to give pause to all but the most resolute. Leading
+journals go incredible lengths in the way they speak of public men.
+One of the best New York dailies dismissed Mr. Bryan as "a wretched,
+rattle-pated boy." Others constantly alluded to Mr. Cleveland as "His
+Corpulency." For weeks the New York _Sun_ published a portrait of
+President Hayes with the word FRAUD printed across the forehead.
+
+Such competent observers as Mr. George W. Smalley (_Harper's
+Magazine_, July, 1898) bear testimony to the fact that the
+irresponsibility of the press has seriously diminished its influence
+for good. Thus he points out that "the combined and active support
+given by the American press to the Anglo-American Arbitration Treaty
+weighed as nothing with the Senate." In recent mayoralty contests in
+New York and in Boston, almost the whole of the local press carried on
+vigorous but futile campaigns against the successful candidates.
+Several public libraries and reading-rooms have actually put some of
+the leading journals in an Index Expurgatorius.[18]
+
+The moral and intellectual defects of the American newspaper are
+reflected in its outward dress. Neither the paper nor the printing of
+a New York or Boston daily paper is so good as that of the great
+English dailies. American editors are apt to claim a good deal of
+credit for the illustrations with which the pages of their journals
+are sprinkled; but a less justifiable claim for approbation was surely
+never filed. In nine cases out of ten the wood-cuts in an American
+paper are an insult to one's good taste and sense of propriety, and,
+indeed, form one of the chief reasons for classing the American daily
+press as distinctly lower than that of England. The reason of this
+physical inferiority I do not pretend to explain. It is, however, a
+strange phenomenon in a country which produces the most beautiful
+monthly magazines in the world, and also holds its own in the paper,
+printing, and binding of its books. But, as Mr. Freeman remarks, the
+magazines and books of England and America are merely varieties of the
+same species, while the daily journals of the two countries belong to
+totally different orders. Many of the better papers are now beginning
+to give up illustrations. A bill to prevent the insertion in
+newspapers of portraits without the consent of the portrayed was even
+brought before the New York Legislature. An exasperating feature of
+American newspapers, which seems to me to come also under the head of
+physical inferiority, is the practice of scattering an article over
+the whole of an issue. Thus, on reaching the foot of a column on page
+1 we are more likely than not to be directed for its continuation on
+page 7 or 8. The reason of this is presumably the desire to have all
+the best goods in the window; _i.e._, all the most important
+head-lines on the front page; but the custom is a most annoying one to
+the reader.
+
+It is frequently asserted by Americans that their press is very
+largely controlled by capitalists, and that its columns are often
+venal. On such points as these I venture to make no assertion. To
+prove them would require either a special knowledge of the
+back-lobbies of journalism or so intimate an understanding of the
+working of American institutions and the evolution of American
+character as to be able to decide definitely that no other explanation
+can be given of the source of such-and-such newspaper actions and
+attitude. I confine myself to criticism on matters such as he who runs
+may read. It is, however, true that, contrary to the general spirit of
+the country, such questions as socialism and the labour movement
+seldom receive so fair and sympathetic treatment as in the English
+press.
+
+So many of the journalists I met in the United States were men of high
+character, intelligence, and breeding that it may seem ungracious and
+exaggerated to say that American newspaper men as a class seem to me
+distinctly inferior to the pressmen of Great Britain. But I believe
+this to be the case; and indeed a study of the journals of the two
+countries would alone warrant the inference. The trail of the reporter
+is over them all. Not that I, mindful of the implied practicability of
+the passage of a needle's eye by a camel, believe it impossible for
+reporters to be gentlemen; but I do say that it is difficult for a
+reporter on the American system to preserve to the full that delicacy
+of respect for the mental privacy of others which we associate with
+the idea of true gentlemanliness. Mr. Smalley, in a passage
+controverting the general opinion that a journalist should always
+begin at the lowest rung of the ladder, admits that a modern reporter
+has often to approach people in a way that he will find it hard to
+reconcile with his own self-respect or the dignity of his profession.
+The representative of the press whom one meets in English society and
+clubs is very apt to be a university graduate, distinguished from his
+academic colleagues, if at all, by his superior ability and address.
+This is also true of many of the editorial writers of large American
+journals; but side by side with these will be found a large number of
+men who have worked their way up from the pettiest kind of reporting,
+and who have not had the advantage, at the most impressionable period
+of their career, of associating with the best-mannered men of the
+time. It is, of course, highly honourable to American society and to
+themselves that they have and take the opportunity of advancement, but
+the fact remains patent in their slipshod style and the faulty grammar
+of their writings, and in their vulgar familiarity of manner. It has
+been asserted that journalism in America is not a profession, and is
+"subject to none of the conditions that would entitle it to the name.
+There are no recognised rules of conduct for its members, and no
+tribunal to enforce them if there were."
+
+The startling contrasts in America which suggested the title of the
+present volume are, of course, well in evidence in the American press.
+Not only are there many papers which are eminently unobnoxious to the
+charges brought against the American press generally, but different
+parts of the same paper often seem as if they were products of totally
+different spheres (or, at any rate, hemispheres). The "editorials," or
+leaders, are sometimes couched in a form of which the scholarly
+restraint, chasteness of style, moral dignity, and intellectual force
+would do honour to the best possible of papers in the best possible of
+worlds, while several columns on the front page of the same issue are
+occupied by an illustrated account of a prize-fight, in which the most
+pointless and disgusting slang, such as "tapping his claret" and
+"bunging his peepers," is used with blood-curdling frequency.
+
+In a paper that lies before me as I write, something like a dozen
+columns are devoted to a detailed account of the great contest between
+John L. Sullivan and Jim Corbett (Sept. 7, 1892), while the principal
+place on the editorial page (but only _one_ column) is occupied by a
+well-written and most appreciative article on the Quaker poet
+Whittier, who had gone to his long home just about the time the
+pugilists were battering each other at New Orleans.[19]
+
+It would give a false impression of American journalism as a whole if
+we left the question here. While American newspapers certainly
+exemplify many of the worst sides of democracy and much of the rawness
+of a new country, it would be folly to deny that they also participate
+in the attendant virtues of both the one and the other. The same
+inspiring sense of largeness and freedom that we meet in other
+American institutions is also represented in the press: the same
+absence of slavish deference to effete authority, the same openness of
+opportunity, the same freshness of outlook, the same spontaneity of
+expression, the same readiness in windbag-piercing, the same
+admiration for talent in whatever field displayed. The time-honoured
+alliance of dulness and respectability has had its decree _nisi_ from
+the American press. Several of our own journalists have had the wit to
+see and the energy to adopt the best feature of the American style;
+and the result has been a distinct advance in the raciness and
+readableness of some of our best-known journals. The "Americanisation
+of the British press" is no bugbear to stand in awe of, if only it be
+carried on with good sense and discrimination. We can most
+advantageously exchange lessons of sobriety and restraint for
+suggestions of candour, humour, and point; and America's share in the
+form of the ideal English reading journal of the future will possibly
+not be the smaller.
+
+The _Nation_, a political and literary weekly, and the religious or
+semi-religious weekly journals like the _Outlook_ and the
+_Independent_, are superior to anything we have in the same _genre_;
+and the high-water mark even of the daily political press, though not
+very often attained, is perhaps almost on a level with the best in
+Europe. Richard Grant White found a richness in the English papers,
+due to the far-reaching interests of the British empire, which made
+all other journalism seem tame and narrow; but perhaps he would
+now-a-days hesitate to attach this stigma to the best journals of New
+York. And, in conclusion, we must not forget that American papers have
+often lent all their energies to the championship of noble causes,
+ranging from the enthusiastic anti-slavery agitation of the New York
+_Tribune_, under Horace Greeley, down to the crusade against
+body-snatching, successfully carried on by the _Press_ of
+Philadelphia, and to the agitation in favour of the horses of the
+Fifth-avenue stages so pertinaciously fomented by the humorous journal
+_Life_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I cannot resist the temptation of printing part of a notice of
+"Baedeker's Handbook to the United States," which will show the almost
+incredible lengths to which the less cultured scribes of the American
+press carry their "spread-eagleism" even now. It is from a journal
+published in a city of nearly 100,000 inhabitants, the capital (though
+not the largest city) of one of the most important States in the
+Union. It is headed "A Blind Guide:"
+
+ It is simply incomprehensible that an author of so much literary
+ merit in his preparation of guides to European countries should
+ make the absolute failure that he has in the building of a guide
+ to the United States intended for European travellers. As a
+ guide, it is a monstrosity, fully as deceptive and misleading in
+ its aims as it is ridiculous and unworthy in its criticisms of
+ our people, our customs and habitations. It is not a guide in any
+ sense, but a general tirade of abuse of Americans and their
+ country; a compilation of mean, unfair statements; of presumed
+ facts that are a tissue of transparent falsehoods; of comparisons
+ with Europe and Europeans that are odius (_sic_). Baedeker sees
+ very little to commend in America, but a great deal to criticise,
+ and warns Europeans coming to this country that they must use
+ discretion if they expect to escape the machinations of our
+ people and the snares with which they will be surrounded. Any
+ person who has ever travelled in Europe and America will concede
+ that in the United States the tourist enjoys better advantages in
+ every way than he can in Europe. Our hotels possess by far better
+ accommodations, and none of that "flunkeyism" which causes
+ Americans to smile as they witness it on arrival. Our railway
+ service is superior in every respect to that of Europe. As
+ regards civility to strangers the Americans are unequalled on the
+ face of the globe. In antiquity Europe excels; but in natural
+ picturesque scenery the majestic grandeur of our West is so far
+ ahead of anything to be seen in Europe, even in beautiful
+ Switzerland, that the alien beholder cannot but express wonder
+ and admiration. Baedeker has made a mistake in his attempt to
+ underrate America and Americans, its institutions and their
+ customs. True, our nation is in a crude state as compared with
+ the old monarchies of Europe, but in enterprise, business
+ qualifications, politeness, literary and scientific attainments,
+ and in fact all the essential qualities that tend to constitute a
+ people and a country, America is away in the advance of staid,
+ old foggy (_sic_) Europe, and Baedeker will find much difficulty
+ to eradicate that all-important fact.
+
+I hasten to assure my English readers that this is no fair sample of
+transatlantic journalism, and that nine out of ten of my American
+acquaintances would deem it as unique a literary specimen as they
+would. At the same time I may remind my American readers that the
+scutcheon of American journalism is not so bright as it might be while
+blots of this kind occur on it, and that it is the blatancy of
+Americans of this type that tends to give currency to the distorted
+opinion of Uncle Sam that prevails so widely in Europe.
+
+Perhaps I shall not be misunderstood if I say that this review is by
+no means typical of the notice taken by American journals of
+"Baedeker's Handbook to the United States." Whatever other defects
+were found in it, reviewers were almost unanimous in pronouncing it
+fair and free from prejudice. Indeed, the reception of the Handbook by
+the American press was so much more friendly than I had any right to
+expect that it has made me feel some qualms in writing this chapter of
+criticism, while it must certainly relieve me of any possible charge
+of a wish to retaliate.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[17] Writing of theatrical managers, the _Century_ (November, 1895)
+says: "One of the greatest obstacles in the way of reform is the
+inability of these same men to discern the trend of intelligent, to
+say nothing of cultivated, public opinion, or to inform themselves of
+the existence of the widespread craving for higher and better
+entertainment."
+
+[18] The so-called "Yellow Press" has reached such an extreme of
+extravagance during the progress of the Spanish-American war that it
+may be hoped that it has at last dug its own grave. On the other hand,
+many journals were perceptibly steadied by having so vital an issue to
+occupy their columns, and the tone of a large section of the press was
+distinctly creditable.
+
+[19] It may be doubted, however, whether any American author of
+similar standing would devote a chapter to the loathsome details of
+the prize-ring, as Mr. George Meredith does in his novel "The Amazing
+Marriage."
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+Some Literary Straws
+
+
+By far the most popular novel of the London season of 1894 was "The
+Manxman," by Mr. Hall Caine. Its sale is said to have reached a
+fabulous number of thousands of copies, and the testimony of the
+public press and the circulating library is unanimous as to the
+supremacy of its vogue. In the United States the favourite book of the
+year was Mr. George Du Maurier's "Trilby." To the practical and
+prosaic evidence of the eager purchase of half a million copies we
+have to add the more romantic homage of the new Western towns
+(Trilbyville!) and patent bug exterminators named after the heroine.
+It may, possibly, be worth while examining the predominant qualities
+of the two books with a view to ascertain what light their
+similarities and differences may throw upon the respective literary
+tastes of the Englishman and the American.
+
+There has, I believe, been no important critical denial of the right
+of "The Manxman" to rank as a "strong" book. The plot is drawn with
+consummate skill--not in the sense of a Gaborian-like unravelment of
+mystery, but in its organic, natural, inevitable development, and in
+the abiding interest of its evolution. The details are worked in with
+the most scrupulous care. Rarely, in modern fiction, have certain
+elemental features of the human being been displayed with more
+determination and pathos.
+
+The central _motif_ of the story--the corrosion of a predominantly
+righteous soul by a repented but hidden sin culminating in an
+overwhelming necessity of confession--is so powerfully presented to us
+that we forget all question of originality until our memory of the
+fascinating pages has cooled down. Then we may recall the resemblance
+of theme in the recent novel entitled "The Silence of Dean Maitland,"
+while we find the prototype of both these books in "The Scarlet
+Letter" of Nathaniel Hawthorne, who has handled the problem with a
+subtlety and haunting weirdness to which neither of the English works
+can lay any claim. As our first interest in the story farther cools,
+it may occur to us that the very perfection of plot in "The Manxman"
+gives it the effect of a "set piece;" its association with Mr. Wilson
+Barrett and the boards seems foreordained. It may seem to us that
+there is a little forcing of the pathos, that a certain artificiality
+pervades the scene. In a word, we may set down "The Manxman" as
+melodrama--melodrama at its best, but still melodrama. Its effects are
+vivid, positive, sensational; its analysis of character is keen, but
+hardly subtle; it appeals to the British public's love of the obvious,
+the full-blooded, the thorough-going; it runs on well-tried lines; it
+is admirable, but it is not new.
+
+"Trilby" is a very different book, and it would be a catholic palate
+indeed that would relish equally the story of the Paris grisette and
+the story of the Manx deemster. In "Trilby" the blending of the novel
+and the romance, of the real and the fantastic, is as much of a
+stumbling-block to John Bull as it is, for example, in Ibsen's "Lady
+from the Sea." "The central idea," he might exclaim, "is utterly
+extravagant; the transformation by hypnotism of the absolutely
+tone-deaf girl into the unutterably peerless singer is unthinkable and
+absurd." The admirers of "Trilby" may very well grant this, and yet
+feel that their withers are unwrung. It is not in the hypnotic device
+and its working out that they find the charm of the story; it is not
+the plot that they are mainly interested in; it is not even the
+slightly sentimental love-story of Trilby and Little Billee. They are
+willing to let the whole framework, as it were, of the book go by the
+board; it is not the thread of the narrative, but the sketches and
+incidents strung on it, that appeals to them. They revel in the
+fascinating novelty and ingenuousness of the Du Maurier vein, the art
+that is superficially so artless, the exquisitely simple delicacy of
+touch, the inimitable fineness of characterisation, the constant
+suggestion of the tender and true, the keen sense of the pathetic in
+life and the humour that makes it tolerable, the lovable drollery that
+corrects the tendency to the sentimental, the subtle blending of the
+strength of a man with the _naivete_ of the child, the ambidextrous
+familiarity with English and French life, the kindliness of the
+satire, the absence of all straining for effect, the deep humanity
+that pervades the book from cover to cover.
+
+If, therefore, we take "The Manxman" and "Trilby" as types of what
+specially appeals to the reading public of England and America, we
+should conclude that the Englishman calls for strength and directness,
+the American for delicacy and suggestiveness. The former does not
+insist so much on originality of theme, if the handling be but new and
+clever; there are certain elementary passions and dramatic situations
+of which the British public never wearies. The American does not
+clamour for telling "curtains," if the character-drawing be keen, the
+conversations fresh, sparkling, and humorous. John Bull likes
+vividness and solidity of impasto; Jonathan's eye is often more
+pleasantly affected by a delicate gradation of half-tones. The one
+desires the downright, the concrete, the real; the other is titillated
+by the subtle, the allusive, the half-spoken. The antithesis is
+between _force_ and _finesse_, between the palpable and the
+impalpable.[20]
+
+If anybody but George Du Maurier could have written "Trilby," it seems
+to me it would have been an American rather than a full-blooded
+Englishman. The keenness of the American appreciation of the book
+corresponds to elements in the American nature. The Anglo-French blend
+of Mr. Du Maurier's literary genius finds nearer analogues in American
+literature than in either English or French.
+
+The best writing of our American cousins has, of course, much that it
+shares with our own, much that is purely English in source and
+inspiration. Longfellow, for instance, might almost have been an
+Englishman, and his great popularity in England probably owed nothing
+to the attraction exercised by the unfamiliar. The English traits,
+moreover, are often readily discernible even in those works that smack
+most of the soil. When, however, we seek the differentiating marks of
+American literature, we find that many of them are also
+characteristics of the writings of Mr. Du Maurier, while they are much
+less conspicuous in those of Mr. Hall Caine. Among such marks are its
+freshness and spontaneity, untrammelled by authority or tradition; its
+courage in tackling problems elsewhere tabooed; its breezy
+intrepidity, rooted half in conscious will and half in _naive_
+ignorance. Besides these, we find features that we should hardly have
+expected on _a priori_ grounds. A wideness of sweep and elemental
+greatness in proportion to the natural majesty of the huge new
+continent are hardly present; Walt Whitman remains an isolated
+phenomenon. Instead, we meet in the best American literature an almost
+aristocratic daintiness and feeling for the refined and select. As
+compared with the British school, the leading American school is
+marked by an increased delicacy of _finesse_, a tendency to refine and
+refine, a perhaps exaggerated dread of the platitude and the
+commonplace, a fondness for analysis, a preference for character over
+event, an avoidance of absolutely untempered seriousness and solidity.
+Mr. Bryce notes that the verdicts of the best literary circles of the
+United States often seem to "proceed from a more delicate and
+sympathetic insight" than ours.
+
+This fastidiousness of the best writers and critics of America is by
+no means inconsistent with the existence of an enormous class of
+half-educated readers, who devour the kind of "literature" provided
+for them, and batten in their various degrees on the productions of
+Mr. E.P. Roe, Miss Laura Jean Libbey, or the _Sunday War-Whoop_. The
+evolution of democracy in the literary sphere is exactly analogous to
+its course in the political sphere. In both there is the same tendency
+to go too far, to overturn the good and legitimate authority as well
+as the bad and oppressive; both are apt, to use the homely German
+proverb, "to throw the baby out of the bath along with the dirty
+water." This lack of discrimination leads to the rushing in of fools
+where angels might well fear to tread. All sorts of men try to write
+books, and all sorts of men think they are able to judge them. The old
+standard of authority is overthrown, and for a time no other takes its
+place with the great mass of the reading public. This state of affairs
+is, however, by no means one that need make us despair of the literary
+future of America. It reminds me of the mental condition of a kindly
+American tourist who once called at our office in Leipsic to give us
+the benefit of the corrections he had made on "Baedeker's Handbooks"
+during his peregrination of Europe. "Here," he said, "is one error
+which I am absolutely sure of: you call this a statue of Minerva; but
+I know that's wrong, because I saw _Pallas_ carved on the pedestal!"
+When I told this tale to English friends, they saw in it nothing but a
+proof of the colossal ignorance of the travelling American. To my
+mind, however, it redounded more to the credit of America than to its
+discredit. It showed that Americans of defective education felt the
+need of culture and spared no pains to procure it. A London tradesman
+with the education of my American friend would probably never extend
+his ideas of travelling beyond Margate, or at most a week's excursion
+to "Parry." But this indefatigable tourist had visited all the chief
+galleries of Europe, and had doubtless greatly improved his taste in
+art and educated his sense of the refined and beautiful, even though
+his book-learning had not taught him that the same goddess might have
+two different names.
+
+The application of this anecdote to the present condition of American
+literature is obvious. The great fact is that there is an enormous
+crowd of readers, and the great hope is that they will eventually work
+their way up through Miss Laura Jean Libbey to heights of purer air.
+America has not so much degraded a previously existing literary palate
+as given a taste of some sort to those who under old-world conditions
+might never have come to it. In American literature as in American
+life we find all the phenomena of a transition period--all the
+symptoms that might be expected from the extraordinary mixture of the
+old and the new, the childlike and the knowing, the past and the
+present, in this Land of Contrasts. The startling difference between
+the best and the worst writers is often reflected in different works
+by the same author; or a real and strong natural talent for writing
+will be found conjoined with an extraordinary lack of education and
+training. An excellent piece of English--pithy, forcible, and even
+elegant--will often shatter on some simple grammatical reef, such as
+the use of "as" for "that" ("he did not know as he could"), or of the
+plural for the singular ("a long ways off"). Mr. James Lane Allen, the
+author of a series of refined and delicately worded romances, can
+write such phrases as "In a voice neither could scarce hear" and
+"Shake hands with me and _tell_ me good-by." ("The Choir Invisible,"
+pp. 222, 297.)
+
+I know not whether the phrase "was graduated," applied not to a
+vernier, but to a student, be legitimate or not; it is certainly so
+used by the best American writers. Another common American idiom that
+sounds queer to British ears is, "The minutes were ordered printed"
+(for "to be printed"). Misquotations and misuse of foreign phrases are
+terribly rife; and even so spirited and entertaining a writer as Miss
+F.C. Baylor will write: "This Jenny, with the _esprit de l'escalier_
+of her sex, had at once divined and resented" ("On Both Sides," p.
+26). In the same way one is constantly appalled in conversation by
+hearing college graduates say "acrost" for "across" and making other
+"bad breaks" which in England could not be conjoined with an equal
+amount of culture and education.
+
+The extreme fastidiousness and delicacy of the leading American
+writers, as above referred to, may be to a large extent accounted for
+by an inevitable reaction against the general tendency to the careless
+and the slipshod, and is thus in its way as significant and natural a
+result of existing conditions as any other feature of American
+literature. Perhaps a secondary cause of this type of writing may be
+looked for in the fact that so far the spirit of New England has
+dominated American literature. Even those writers of the South and
+West who are freshest in their material and vehicle are still
+permeated by the tone, the temper, the method, the ideals, of the New
+England school. And certainly Allibone's dictionary of authors shows
+that an enormous proportion of American writers are to this day of New
+England origin or descent.
+
+Among living American writers the two whose names occur most
+spontaneously to the mind as typical examples are, perhaps, Henry
+James and W.D. Howells. Of these the former has identified himself so
+much with European life and has devoted himself so largely to European
+subjects that we, perhaps, miss to some extent the American atmosphere
+in his works, though he undoubtedly possesses the American quality of
+workmanship in a very high degree. Or, to put it in another way, his
+touch is indisputably American, while his accessories, his _staffage_,
+are cosmopolitan. His American hand has become dyed to that it works
+in. This, however, is more true of his later than of his earlier
+works. That imperishable little classic "Daisy Miller" is a very
+exquisite and typical specimen of the American suggestiveness of
+style; indeed, as I have hinted (Chapter IV.), its suggestiveness
+almost overshot the mark and required the explanation of a dramatic
+key. His dislike of the obvious and the commonplace sometimes leads
+Mr. James to become artificial and even obscure,[21] but at its best
+his style is as perspicuous as it is distinguished, dainty, and
+subtle; there is, perhaps, no other living artist in words who can
+give his admirers so rare a literary pleasure in mere exquisiteness of
+workmanship.
+
+Mr. Howells, unlike Mr. James, is purely and exclusively American, in
+his style as in his subject, in his main themes as in his incidental
+illustrations, in his spirit, his temperament, his point of view. No
+one has written more pleasantly of Venice; but just as surely there is
+a something in his Venetian sketches which no one but an American
+could have put there. Mr. James may be as patriotic a citizen of the
+Great Republic, but there is not so much tangible evidence of the fact
+in his writings; Mr. Howells may be as cosmopolitan in his sympathies
+as Mr. James, but his writings alone would hardly justify the
+inference. Mr. Howells also possesses a _bonhomie_, a geniality, a
+good-nature veiled by a slight mask of cynicism, that may be personal,
+but which strikes one as also a characteristic American trait. Mr.
+James is not, I hasten to say, the reverse of this, but he shows a
+coolness in his treatment, a lordly indifference to the fate of his
+creations, an almost pitiless keenness of analysis, which savour a
+little more of an end-of-the-century European than of a young and
+genial democracy.
+
+Mr. Howells is, perhaps, not always so well appreciated in his own
+country as he deserves--and this in spite of the facts that his novels
+are widely read and his name is in all the magazines. What I mean is,
+that in the conversation of the cultured circles of Boston or New York
+too much stress is apt to be laid on the prosaic and commonplace
+character of his materials. There are, perhaps, unusually good reasons
+for this point of view. Cromwell's wife and daughters would probably
+prefer to have him painted wartless, but posterity wants him warts and
+all. So those to whom the average--the _very_ average--American is an
+every-day and all-day occurrence cannot abide him in their literature;
+while we who are removed by the ocean of space can enjoy these
+pictures of common life, as enabling us, better than any idealistic
+romance or study of the rare and extraordinary, to realise the life of
+our American cousins. To those who can read between the lines with any
+discretion, I should say that novels like "Silas Lapham" and "A Modern
+Instance" will give a clearer idea of American character and
+tendencies than any other contemporary works of fiction; to those who
+can read between the lines--for it is obvious that the commonplace and
+the slightly vulgar no more exhaust the field of society in the United
+States than elsewhere. But to me Mr. Howells, even when in his most
+realistic and sordid vein, always _suggests_ the ideal and the noble;
+the reverse of the medal proclaims loudly that it _is_ the reverse,
+and that there is an obverse of a very different kind to be seen by
+those who will turn the coin. It seems to me that no very great
+palaeontological skill is necessary to reconstruct the whole frame of
+the animal from the portion that Mr. Howells sets up for us. His
+novels remind me of those maps of a limited area which indicate very
+clearly what lies beyond, by arrows on their margins. In nothing does
+Mr. Howells more clearly show his "Americanism" than in his almost
+divinely sympathetic and tolerant attitude towards commonplace,
+erring, vulgar humanity. "Ah, poor real life, which I love!" he writes
+somewhere; "can I make others share the delight I find in thy foolish
+and insipid face!" We must remember in reading him his own theory of
+the duty of the novelist. "I am extremely opposed to what we call
+ideal characters. I think their portrayal is mischievous; it is
+altogether offensive to me as an artist, and, as far as the morality
+goes, I believe that when an artist tries to create an ideal he mixes
+some truth up with a vast deal of sentimentality, and produces
+something that is extremely noxious as well as nauseous. I think that
+no man can consistently portray a probable type of human character
+without being useful to his readers. When he endeavors to create
+something higher than that, he plays the fool himself and tempts his
+readers to folly. He tempts young men and women to try to form
+themselves upon models that would be detestable in life, if they were
+ever found there."
+
+Perhaps the delicacy of Mr. Howells' touch and the gentle subtlety of
+his satire are nowhere better illustrated than in the little
+drawing-room "farces" of which he frequently publishes one in an
+American magazine about Christmas time. I call them farces because he
+himself applies that name to them; but these dainty little comediettas
+contain none of the rollicking qualities which the word usually
+connotes to English ears. They have all the _finesse_ of the best
+French work of the kind, combined with a purity of atmosphere and of
+intent that we are apt to claim as Anglo-Saxon, and which, perhaps, is
+especially characteristic of America. One is tired of hearing, in this
+connection, of the blush that rises to the innocent girl's cheek; but
+why should even those who are supposed to be past the age of blushing
+not also enjoy humour unspiced by even a suggestion of lubricity? The
+"Mikado" and "Pinafore" have done yeoman's service in displacing the
+meretricious delights of Offenbach and Lecocq; and Howells' little
+pieces yield an exquisite, though innocent, enjoyment to those whose
+taste in farces has not been fashioned and spoiled by clumsy English
+adaptations or imitations of intriguing _levers-de-rideau_, and to
+those who do not associate the name of farce with horse-play and
+practical joking. They form the best illustration of what has been
+described as Mr. Howells' "method of occasionally opening up to the
+reader through the bewilderingly intricate mazes of his dialogue clear
+perceptions of the true values of his characters, imitating thus the
+actual trick of life, which can safely be depended on to now and then
+expose meanings that words have cleverly served the purpose of
+concealing." If I hesitate to call them comediettas "in porcelain," it
+is because the suggested analogy falls short, owing to the greater
+reconditeness, the purer intellectual quality, of Mr. Howells' humour
+as compared with Mr. Austin Dobson's. So intensely American in quality
+are these scenes from the lives of Mr. and Mrs. Willis Campbell, Mr.
+and Mrs. Roberts, and their friends, that it sometimes seems to me
+that they might almost be used as touchstones for the advisability of
+a visit to the United States. If you can appreciate and enjoy these
+farces, go to America by all means; you will have a "good time." If
+you cannot, better stay at home, unless your motive is merely one of
+base mechanic necessity; you will find the American atmosphere a
+little too rare.
+
+A recent phase of Mr. Howells' activity--that, namely, in which, like
+Mr. William Morris, he has boldly risked his reputation as a literary
+artist in order to espouse unpopular social causes of whose justice he
+is convinced--will interest all who have hearts to feel as well as
+brains to think. He made his fame by consummately artistic work,
+addressed to the daintiest of literacy palates; and yet in such books
+as "A Hazard of New Fortunes" and "A Traveller from Altruria" he has
+conscientiously taken up the defence and propagation of a form of
+socialism, without blanching before the epicure who demands his
+literature "neat" or the Philistine householder who brands all
+socialistic writings as dangerous. Mr. Howells, however, knows his
+public; and the reforming element in him cannot but rejoice at the
+hearing he has won through its artistic counterpart. No one of his
+literary brethren of any importance has, so far as I know, emulated
+his courage in this particular. Some, like Mr. Bellamy, have made a
+reputation by their socialistic writings; none has risked so
+magnificent a structure already built up on a purely artistic
+foundation. It is mainly on account of this phase of his work, in
+which he has not forsaken his art, but makes it "the expression of his
+whole life and the thought and feeling mature life has brought to
+him," that Mr. Howells has been claimed as _the_ American novelist,
+the best delineator of American life.[22]
+
+Mr. Howells the poet is not nearly so well known as Mr. Howells the
+novelist; and there are doubtless many European students of American
+literature who are unaware of the extremely characteristic work he has
+done in verse. The accomplished critic, Mr. R.H. Stoddard, writes thus
+of a volume of poems published by Mr. Howells about three years
+ago:[23] "There is something here which, if not new in American
+poetry, has never before made itself so manifest there, never before
+declared itself with such vivacity and force, the process by which it
+emerged from emotion and clothed itself in speech being so
+undiscoverable by critical analysis that it seems, as Matthew Arnold
+said of some of Wordsworth's poetry, as if Nature took the pen from
+his hand and wrote in his stead." These poems are all short, and their
+titles (such as "What Shall It Profit?" "The Sphinx," "If,"
+"To-morrow," "Good Society," "Equality," "Heredity," and so forth)
+sufficiently indicate that they do not rank among the lighter
+triflings with the muse. Their abiding sense of an awful and
+inevitable fate, their keen realisation of the startling contrasts
+between wealth and poverty, their symbolical grasp on the great
+realities of life and death, and the consummate skill of the artistic
+setting are all pervaded with something that recalls the paintings of
+Mr. G.F. Watts or the visions of Miss Olive Schreiner. One specimen
+can alone be given here:
+
+ "The Bewildered Guest
+
+ "I was not asked if I should like to come.
+ I have not seen my host here since I came,
+ Or had a word of welcome in his name.
+ Some say that we shall never see him, and some
+ That we shall see him elsewhere, and then know
+ Why we were bid. How long I am to stay
+ I have not the least notion. None, they say,
+ Was ever told when he should come or go.
+ But every now and then there bursts upon
+ The song and mirth a lamentable noise,
+ A sound of shrieks and sobs, that strikes our joys
+ Dumb in our breasts; and then, someone is gone.
+ They say we meet him. None knows where or when.
+ We know we shall not meet him here again."
+
+Mr. Howells has, naturally enough, the defects of his qualities; and
+if it were my purpose here to present an exhaustive study of his
+writings, rather than merely to touch lightly upon his "American"
+characteristics, it would be desirable to consider some of these in
+this place. In his desire to avoid the merely pompous he sometimes
+falls into the really trifling. His love of analysis runs away with
+him at times; and parts of such books as "A World of Chance" must
+weary all but his most undiscriminating admirers. His self-restraint
+sometimes disappoints us of a vivid colour or a passionate throb which
+we feel to be our due. His humour and his satire occasionally pass
+from the fine to the thin.
+
+It is, however, with Mr. Howells in his capacity of literary critic
+alone that my disappointment is too great to allow of silence. For the
+exquisiteness of a writer like Mr. Henry James he has the keenest
+insight, the warmest appreciation. His thorough-going conviction in
+the prime necessity of realism even leads him out of his way to
+commend Gabriele d'Annunzio, in whom some of us can detect little but
+a more than Zolaesque coarseness with a total lack of Zola's genius,
+insight, purpose, or philosophy. But when he comes to speak of a
+Thackeray or a Scott, his attitude is one that, to put it in the most
+complimentary form that I can think of, reminds us strongly of Homeric
+drowsiness. The virtue of James is one thing and the virtue of Scott
+is another; but surely admiration for both does not make too
+unreasonable a demand on catholicity of palate? Mr. Howells could
+never write himself down an ass, but surely in his criticism of the
+"Wizard of the North" he has written himself down as one whose
+literary creed is narrower than his human heart. The school of which
+Mr. Henry James is a most accomplished member has added more than one
+exquisite new flavour to the banquet of letters; but it may well be
+questioned whether a taste for these may not be acquired at too dear a
+cost if it necessitates a loss of relish for the steady good sense,
+the power of historic realisation, the rich humanity, and the
+marvellously fertile imagination of Walter Scott. It is not, I hope, a
+merely national prejudice that makes me oppose Mr. Howells in this
+point, though, perhaps, there is a touch of remonstrance in the
+reflection that that great novelist seems to have no use for the
+Briton in his works except as a foil or a butt for his American
+characters.
+
+In considering Mr. Howells as an exponent of Americanism in
+literature, we have left him in an attitude almost of _Americanus
+contra mundum_--at any rate in the posture of one who is so entirely
+absorbed by his delight in the contemporary and national existence
+around him as to be partially blind to claims separated from him by
+tracts of time and space. My next example of the American in
+literature is, I think, to the full as national a type as Mr. Howells,
+though her Americanism is shown rather in subjective character than in
+objective theme. Miss Emily Dickinson is still a name so unfamiliar to
+English readers that I may be pardoned a few lines of biographical
+explanation. She was born in 1830, the daughter of the leading lawyer
+of Amherst, a small and quiet town of New England, delightfully
+situated on a hill, looking out over the undulating woods of the
+Connecticut valley. It is a little larger than the English
+Marlborough, and like it owes its distinctive tone to the presence of
+an important educational institute, Amherst College being one of the
+best-known and worthiest of the smaller American colleges. In this
+quiet little spot Miss Dickinson spent the whole of her life, and even
+to its limited society she was almost as invisible as a cloistered nun
+except for her appearances at an annual reception given by her father
+to the dignitaries of the town and college. There was no definite
+reason either in her physical or mental health for this life of
+extraordinary seclusion; it seems to have been simply the natural
+outcome of a singularly introspective temperament. She rarely showed
+or spoke of her poems to any but one or two intimate friends; only
+three or four were published during her lifetime; and it was with
+considerable surprise that her relatives found, on her death in 1886,
+a large mass of poetical remains, finished and unfinished. A
+considerable selection from them has been published in three little
+volumes, edited with tender appreciation by two of her friends, Mrs.
+Mabel Loomis Todd and Col. T.W. Higginson.
+
+Her poems are all in lyrical form--if the word form may be applied to
+her utter disregard of all metrical conventions. Her lines are rugged
+and her expressions wayward to an extraordinary degree, but "her
+verses all show a strange cadence of inner rhythmical music," and the
+"thought-rhymes" which she often substitutes for the more regular
+assonances appeal "to an unrecognised sense more elusive than hearing"
+(Mrs. Todd). In this curious divergence from established rules of
+verse Miss Dickinson may be likened to Walt Whitman, whom she differs
+from in every other particular, and notably in her pithiness as
+opposed to his diffuseness; but with her we feel in the strongest way
+that her mode is natural and unsought, utterly free from affectation,
+posing, or self-consciousness.
+
+Colonel Higginson rightly finds her nearest analogue in William Blake;
+but this "nearest" is far from identity. While tenderly feminine in
+her sympathy for suffering, her love of nature, her loyalty to her
+friends, she is in expression the most unfeminine of poets. The usual
+feminine impulsiveness and full expression of emotion is replaced in
+her by an extraordinary condensation of phrase and feeling. In her
+letters we find the eternal womanly in her yearning love for her
+friends, her brooding anxiety and sympathy for the few lives closely
+intertwined with her own. In her poems, however, one is rather
+impressed with the deep well of poetic insight and feeling from which
+she draws, but never unreservedly. In spite of frequent strange
+exaggeration of phrase one is always conscious of a fund of reserve
+force. The subjects of her poems are few, but the piercing delicacy
+and depth of vision with which she turned from death and eternity to
+nature and to love make us feel the presence of that rare thing,
+genius. Hers is a wonderful instance of the way in which genius can
+dispense with experience; she sees more by pure intuition than others
+distil from the serried facts of an eventful life. Perhaps, in one of
+her own phrases, she is "too intrinsic for renown," but she has
+appealed strongly to a surprisingly large band of readers in the
+United States, and it seems to me will always hold her audience. Those
+who admit Miss Dickinson's talent, but deny it to be poetry, may be
+referred to Thoreau's saying that no definition of poetry can be given
+which the true poet will not somewhere sometime brush aside. It is a
+new departure, and the writer in the _Nation_ (Oct. 10, 1895) is
+probably right when he says: "So marked a new departure rarely leads
+to further growth. Neither Whitman nor Miss Dickinson ever stepped
+beyond the circle they first drew."
+
+It is difficult to select quite adequate samples of Miss Dickinson's
+art, but perhaps the following little poems will give some idea of her
+naked simplicity, terseness, oddness,--of her method, in short, if we
+can apply that word to anything so spontaneous and unconscious:
+
+ "I'm nobody! Who are you?
+ Are you nobody, too?
+ Then there's a pair of us. Don't tell!
+ They'd banish us, you know.
+
+ "How dreary to be somebody!
+ How public, like a frog,
+ To tell your name the livelong day
+ To an admiring bog!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "I taste a liquor never brewed,
+ From tankards scooped in pearl;
+ Not all the vats upon the Rhine
+ Yield such an alcohol!
+
+ "Inebriate of air am I,
+ And debauchee of dew,
+ Reeling, through endless summer days,
+ From inns of molten blue.
+
+ "When landlords turn the drunken bee
+ Out of the foxglove's door,
+ When butterflies renounce their drams,
+ I shall but drink the more!
+
+ "Till seraphs swing their snowy hats,
+ And saints to windows run,
+ To see the little tippler
+ Leaning against the sun!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "But how he set I know not.
+ There seemed a purple stile
+ Which little yellow boys and girls
+ Were climbing all the while,
+
+ "Till when they reached the other side,
+ A dominie in grey
+ Put gently up the evening bars,
+ And led the flock away."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "He preached upon 'breadth' till it argued him narrow--
+ The broad are too broad to define;
+ And of 'truth' until it proclaimed him a liar--
+ The truth never flaunted a sign.
+ Simplicity fled from his counterfeit presence
+ As gold the pyrites would shun.
+ What confusion would cover the innocent Jesus
+ To meet so enabled a man!"
+
+The "so _enabled_ a man" is a very characteristic Dickinsonian phrase.
+So, too, are these:
+
+ "He put the belt around my life--
+ I heard the buckle snap."
+ "Unfitted by an instant's grace
+ For the contented beggar's face
+ I wore an hour ago."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "Just his sigh, accented,
+ Had been legible to me."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "The bustle in a house
+ The morning after death
+ Is solemnest of industries
+ Enacted upon earth--
+ The sweeping up the heart,
+ And putting love away
+ We shall not want to use again
+ Until eternity."
+
+Her interest in all the familiar sights and sounds of a village garden
+is evident through all her verses. Her illustrations are not
+recondite, literary, or conventional; she finds them at her own door.
+The robin, the buttercup, the maple, furnish what she needs. The bee,
+in particular, seems to have had a peculiar fascination for her, and
+hums through all her poems. She had even a kindly word for that
+"neglected son of genius," the spider. Her love of children is equally
+evident, and no one has ever better caught the spirit of
+
+ "Saturday Afternoon
+
+ "From all the jails the boys and girls
+ Ecstatically leap,
+ Beloved, only afternoon
+ That prison doesn't keep.
+
+ "They storm the earth and stun the air,
+ A mob of solid bliss.
+ Alas! that frowns could lie in wait
+ For such a foe as this!"
+
+The bold extravagance of her diction (which is not, however, _mere_
+extravagance) and her ultra-American familiarity with the forces of
+nature may be illustrated by such stanzas as:
+
+ "What if the poles should frisk about
+ And stand upon their heads!
+ I hope I'm ready for the worst,
+ Whatever prank betides."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "If I could see you in a year,
+ I'd wind the months in balls,
+ And put them each in separate drawers
+ Until their time befalls.
+
+ "If certain, when this life was out,
+ That yours and mine should be,
+ I'd toss it yonder like a rind,
+ And taste eternity."
+
+For her the lightnings "skip like mice," the thunder "crumbles like a
+stuff." What a critic has called her "Emersonian self-possession"
+towards God may be seen in the little poem on the last page of her
+first volume, where she addresses the Deity as "burglar, banker,
+father." There is, however, no flippancy in this, no conscious
+irreverence; Miss Dickinson is not "orthodox," but she is genuinely
+spiritual and religious. Inspired by its truly American and "_actuel_"
+freedom, her muse does not fear to sing of such modern and mechanical
+phenomena as the railway train, which she loves to see "lap the miles
+and lick the valleys up," while she is fascinated by the contrast
+between its prodigious force and the way in which it stops, "docile
+and omnipotent, at its own stable door." But even she can hardly bring
+the smoking locomotive into such pathetic relations with nature as the
+"little brig," whose "white foot tripped, then dropped from sight,"
+leaving "the ocean's heart too smooth, too blue, to break for you."
+
+Her poems on death and the beyond, on time and eternity, are full of
+her peculiar note. Death is the "one dignity" that "delays for all;"
+the meanest brow is so ennobled by the majesty of death that "almost a
+powdered footman might dare to touch it now," and yet no beggar would
+accept "the _eclat_ of death, had he the power to spurn." "The quiet
+nonchalance of death" is a resting-place which has no terrors for her;
+death "abashed" her no more than "the porter of her father's lodge."
+Death's chariot also holds Immortality. The setting sail for "deep
+eternity" brings a "divine intoxication" such as the "inland soul"
+feels on its "first league out from land." Though she "never spoke
+with God, nor visited in heaven," she is "as certain of the spot as if
+the chart were given." "In heaven somehow, it will be even, some new
+equation given." "Christ will explain each separate anguish in the
+fair schoolroom of the sky."
+
+ "A death-blow is a life-blow to some
+ Who, till they died, did not alive become;
+ Who, had they lived, had died, but when
+ They died, vitality begun."
+
+The reader who has had the patience to accompany me through these
+pages devoted to Miss Dickinson will surely own, whether in scoff or
+praise, the essentially American nature of her muse. Her defects are
+easily paralleled in the annals of English literature; but only in the
+liberal atmosphere of the New World, comparatively unshadowed by
+trammels of authority and standards of taste, could they have
+co-existed with so much of the highest quality.
+
+A prominent phenomenon in the development of American literature--so
+prominent as to call for comment even in a fragmentary and haphazard
+sketch like the present--is the influence exercised by the monthly
+magazine. The editors of the leading literary periodicals have been
+practically able to wield a censorship to which there is no parallel
+in England. The magazine has been the recognised gateway to the
+literary public; the sweep of the editorial net has been so wide that
+it has gathered in nearly all the best literary work of the past few
+decades, at any rate in the department of _belles lettres_. It is not
+easy to name many important works of pure literature, as distinct from
+the scientific, the philosophical, and the instructive, that have not
+made their bow to the public through the pages of the _Century_, the
+_Atlantic Monthly_, or some one or other of their leading competitors.
+And probably the proportion of works by new authors that have appeared
+in the same way is still greater. There are, possibly, two sides as to
+the value of this supremacy of the magazine, though to most observers
+the advantages seem to outweigh the disadvantages. Among the former
+may be reckoned the general encouragement of reading, the
+opportunities afforded to young writers, the raising of the rate of
+authors' pay, the dissemination of a vast quantity of useful and
+salutary information in a popular form. Perhaps of more importance
+than any of these has been the maintenance of that purity of moral
+tone in which modern American literature is superior to all its
+contemporaries. Malcontents may rail at "grandmotherly legislation in
+letters," at the undue deference paid to the maiden's blush, at the
+encouragement of the mealy-mouthed and hypocritical; but it is a
+ground of very solid satisfaction, be the cause what it may, that
+recent American literature has been so free from the emasculate
+_fin-de-siecle-ism_, the nauseating pseudo-realism, the epigrammatic
+hysteria, that has of late been so rife in certain British circles.
+Moreover, it is impossible to believe that any really strong talent
+could have been stifled by the frown of the magazine editor. Walt
+Whitman made his mark without that potentate's assistance; and if
+America had produced a Zola, he would certainly have come to the
+front, even if his genius had been hampered with a burden of more than
+Zolaesque filth.
+
+It is undoubtedly to the predominance of the magazine, among other
+causes, that are due the prevalence and perfection of the American
+short story. It has often been remarked that French literature alone
+is superior in this _genre_; and many of the best American productions
+of the kind can scarcely be called second even to the French in
+daintiness of phrase, sureness of touch, sense of proportion, and
+skilful condensation of interest. Excellent examples of the short
+story have been common in American literature from the times of
+Hawthorne, Irving, and Poe down to the present day. Mr. Henry James,
+perhaps, stands at the head of living writers in this branch. Miss
+Mary E. Wilkins is inimitable in her sketches of New England, the
+pathos, as well as the humour of which she touches with a master hand.
+It is interesting to note that, foreign as her subject would seem to
+be to the French taste, her literary skill has been duly recognised by
+the _Revue des Deux Mondes_. Bret Harte and Frank Stockton are so
+eminently short-story writers that the longer their stories become,
+the nearer do they approach the brink of failure. Other names that
+suggest themselves in a list that might be indefinitely extended are
+those of Miss Jewett, Mrs. Elizabeth Phelps Ward, Mr. Richard Harding
+Davis, Mr. T.B. Aldrich, Mr. Thos. Nelson Page, Mr. Owen Wister, Mr.
+Hamlin Garland, Mr. G.W. Cable, and (in a lighter vein) Mr. H.C.
+Bunner.
+
+This chapter may fitly close with a straw of startling literary
+contrast, that seems to me alone almost enough to bring American
+literature under the rubric of this volume's title. If a critic
+familiar only with the work chiefly associated with the author's name
+were asked to indicate the source of the following quotations, I
+should be surprised if he were to guess correctly in his first hundred
+efforts. Indeed, I should not be astonished if some of his shots
+missed the mark by centuries of time as well as oceans of space. One
+hesitates to use lightly the word Elizabethan; but at present I do not
+recall any other modern work that suggests it more strongly than some
+of the lines I quote below:
+
+ "So wanton are all emblems that the cloak
+ Which folds a king will kiss a crooked nail
+ As quickly as a beggar's gabardine
+ Will do like office."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "Thou art so like to substance that I'd think
+ Myself a shadow ere thyself a dream."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "Not so much beauty, sire,
+ As would make full the pocket of thine eye."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "A vein
+ That spilt its tender blue upon her eyelid,
+ As though the cunning hand that dyed her eyes
+ Had slipped for joy of its own work."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "What am I who doth rail against the fate
+ That binds mankind? The atom of an atom,
+ Particle of this particle the earth,
+ That with its million kindred worlds doth spin
+ Like motes within the universal light.
+ What if I sin--am lost--do crack my life
+ Against the gateless walls of Fate's decree?
+ Is the world fouler for a gnat's corpse? Nay,
+ The ocean, is it shallower for the drop
+ It leaves upon a blade of grass?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "There is a boy in Essex, they do say,
+ Can crack an ox's ribs in one arm-crotch."
+
+All these passages are taken from the tragedy of "Athelwold," written
+by Miss Amelie Rives, the author of a novel entitled "The Quick and
+the Dead."
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[20] I confess I should have felt myself on still firmer ground in
+making the above comparison if I had been able to select "Peter
+Ibbetson" instead of "Trilby" as the American favourite. It is
+distinctly the finest, the most characteristic, and the most
+convincing of Mr. Du Maurier's novels, though it is easy to see why it
+did not enjoy such a "boom" as its successor. In "Peter Ibbetson" our
+moral sense does not feel outraged by the fact of the sympathy we have
+to extend to a man-slayer; we are made to feel that a man may kill his
+fellow in a moment of ungovernable and not unrighteous wrath without
+losing his fundamental goodness. On the other hand, it seems to me,
+Mr. Du Maurier fails to convert us to belief in the possibility of
+such a character as Trilby, and fails to make us wholly sympathise
+with his paeans in her praise. It seems psychologically impossible for
+a woman to sin so repeatedly as Trilby, and so apparently without any
+overwhelming temptation, and yet at the same time to retain her
+essential purity. It is a prostitution of the word "love" to excuse
+Trilby's temporary amourettes with a "_quia multum amavit_."
+
+[21] His extraordinary article on George Du Maurier in _Harper's
+Magazine_ for September, 1897, is, perhaps, so far as style is
+concerned, as glaring an example of how not to do it as can be found
+in the range of American letters.
+
+[22] Perhaps Mr. George W. Cable is entitled to rank with Mr. Howells
+in this respect as a man who refused to disguise his moral convictions
+behind his literary art, and thus infallibly and with full
+consciousness imperilled his popularity among his own people.
+
+[23] "Stops of Various Quills," by W.D. Howells (Harper & Brothers,
+New York, 1895).
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+Certain Features of Certain Cities
+
+
+One of the dicta in M. Bourget's "Outre Mer" to which I cannot but
+take exception is that which insists on the essential similarity and
+monotony of all the cities of the United States. Passing over the
+question of the right of a Parisian to quarrel with monotony of street
+architecture, I should simply ask what single country possesses cities
+more widely divergent than New York and New Orleans, Philadelphia and
+San Francisco, Chicago and San Antonio, Washington and Pittsburg? If
+M. Bourget merely means that there is a tendency to homogeneity in the
+case of modern cities which was not compatible with the picturesque
+though uncomfortable reasons for variety in more ancient foundations,
+his remark amounts to a truism. For his implied comparison with
+European cities to have any point, he should be able to assert that
+the recent architecture of the different cities of Europe is more
+varied than the contemporary architecture of the United States. This
+seems to me emphatically not the case. Modern Paris resembles modern
+Rome more closely than any two of the above-named cities resemble each
+other; and it is simply the universal tendency to note similarity
+first and then unlikeness that makes the brief visitor to the United
+States fail to find characteristic individuality in the various great
+cities of the country. We are also too prone to forget that the
+United States, though continental in its proportions, is after all but
+a single nation, enjoying the same institutions and speaking
+practically one tongue; and this of necessity introduces an element of
+sameness that must be absent from the continent of Europe with which
+we are apt to compare it. If we oppose to the United States that one
+European country which approaches it most nearly in size, we shall, I
+think, find the balance of uniformity does not incline to the American
+side. When all is said, however, it cannot be denied that there _is_ a
+great deal of similarity in the smaller and newer towns and cities of
+the West, and Mr. W.S. Caine's likening them to "international
+exhibitions a week before their opening" will strike many visitors as
+very apposite. It is only to the indiscriminate and unhedged form of
+M. Bourget's statement that objection need be made.
+
+Architecture struck me as, perhaps, the one art in which America, so
+far as modern times are concerned, could reasonably claim to be on a
+par with, if not ahead of, any European country whatsoever. I say this
+with a full realisation of the many artistic nightmares that oppress
+the soil from the Atlantic to the Pacific, with a perfect recollection
+of the acres of petty, monotonous, and mean structures in almost every
+great city of the Union, with a keen appreciation of the witty saying
+that the American architect often "shows no more self-restraint than a
+bunch of fire-crackers." It is, however, distinctly true, as Mr.
+Montgomery Schuyler well puts it, that "no progress can result from
+the labour of architects whose training has made them so fastidious
+that they are more revolted by the crudity of the forms that result
+from the attempt to express a new meaning than by the failure to make
+the attempt;" and it is in his freedom from this fastidious lack of
+courage that the American architect is strong. His earlier efforts at
+independence were, perhaps, hardly fortunate; but he is now entering a
+phase in which adequate professional knowledge cooeperates with good
+taste to define the limits within which his imagination may
+legitimately work. I know not where to look, within the last quarter
+of a century or so, for more tasteful designs, greater sincerity of
+purpose, or happier adaptations to environment than the best creations
+of men like Mr. H.H. Richardson, Mr. R.M. Hunt, Mr. J.W. Root, Mr.
+G.B. Post, and Messrs. McKim, Mead, and White. Some of the new
+residential streets of places as recent as Chicago or St. Paul more
+than hold their own, as it seems to me, with any contemporaneous
+thoroughfares of their own class in Europe. To my own opinion let me
+add the valuable testimony of Mr. E.A. Freeman, in his "Impressions of
+the United States" (pp. 246, 247):
+
+ I found the modern churches, of various denominations, certainly
+ better, as works of architecture, than I had expected. They may
+ quite stand beside the average of modern churches in England,
+ setting aside a few of the very best.... But I thought the
+ churches, whose style is most commonly Gothic of one kind or
+ another, decidedly less successful than some of the civil
+ buildings. In some of these, I hardly know how far by choice, how
+ far by happy accident, a style has been hit upon which seemed to
+ me far more at home than any of the reproductions of Gothic. Much
+ of the street architecture of several cities has very
+ successfully caught the leading idea of the true Italian style.
+
+New York, the gateway to America for, perhaps, nine out of ten
+visitors, is described by Mr. Richard Grant White, the American
+writer, as "the dashing, dirty, demi-rep of cities." Mr. Joaquin
+Miller, the poet of the Sierras, calls it "an iron-fronted,
+iron-footed, and iron-hearted town." Miss Florence Marryat asserts
+that New York is "_without any exception_ the most charming city she
+has ever been in." Miss Emily Faithful admits that at first it seems
+rough and new, but says that when one returns to it from the West, one
+recognises that it has everything essential in common with his
+European experiences. In my own note-book I find that New York
+impressed me as being "like a lady in ball costume, with diamonds in
+her ears, and her toes out at her boots."
+
+Here, then, is evidence that New York makes a pretty strong impression
+on her guests, and that this impression is not by any means the same
+in every case. New York is evidently a person of character, and of a
+character with many facets. To most European visitors it must, on the
+_whole_, be somewhat of a disappointment; and it is not really an
+advantageous or even a characteristic portal to the American
+continent. For one thing, it is too overwhelmingly cosmopolitan in the
+composition of its population to strike the distinctive American note.
+It is not alone that New York society imitates that of France and
+England in a more pronounced way than I found anywhere else in
+America, but the names one sees over the shops seem predominantly
+German and Jewish, accents we are familiar with at home resound in
+our ears, the quarters we are first introduced to recall the dinginess
+and shabbiness of the waterside quarters of cities like London and
+Glasgow. More intimate acquaintance finds much that is strongly
+American in New York; but this is not the first impression, and first
+impressions count for so much that it seems to me a pity that New York
+is for most travellers the prologue to their American experiences.
+
+The contrasts between the poverty and wealth of New York are so
+extreme as sometimes to suggest even London, where misery and
+prosperity rub shoulders in a more heartrending way than, perhaps,
+anywhere else in the wide world. But the contrasts that strike even
+the most unobservant visitor to the so-called American "metropolis"
+are of a different nature. When I was asked by American friends what
+had most struck me in America, I sometimes answered, if in malicious
+mood, "The fact that the principal street of the largest and richest
+city in the Union is so miserably paved;" and, indeed, my
+recollections of the holes in Broadway, and of the fact that in wintry
+weather I had sometimes to diverge into University Place in order to
+avoid a mid-shin crossing of liquid mud in Broadway, seem as strange
+as if they related to a dream.[24] New York, again, possesses some of
+the most sumptuous private residences in the world, often adorned in
+particular with exquisite carvings in stone, such as Europeans have
+sometimes furnished for a cathedral or minster, but which it has been
+reserved for republican simplicity to apply to the residence of a
+private citizen.[25] Yet it is by no means _ausgeschlossen_, as the
+Germans say, that the pavement in front of this abode of luxury may
+not be seamed by huge cracks and rents that make walking after
+nightfall positively dangerous.
+
+Fifth Avenue is not, to my mind, one of the most attractive city
+streets in the United States, but it is, perhaps, the one that makes
+the greatest impression of prosperity. It is eminently solid and
+substantial; it reeks with respectability and possibly dulness. It is
+a very alderman among streets. The shops at its lower end, and
+gradually creeping up higher like the modest guest of the parable,
+make no appeal to the lightly pursed, but are as aristocratic-looking
+as those of Hanover Square. Its hotels and clubs are equally
+suggestive of well-lined pockets. Its churches more than hint at
+golden offertories; and the visitor is not surprised to be assured (as
+he infallibly will be) that the pastor of one of them preaches every
+Sunday to "two hundred and fifty million dollars." Even the beautiful
+Roman Catholic cathedral lends its aid to this impression, and
+encourages the faithful by a charge of fifteen to twenty-five cents
+for a seat. The "stoops" of the lugubrious brown sandstone houses seem
+to retain something more of their Dutch origin than the mere name. The
+Sunday Parade here is better dressed than that of Hyde Park, but
+candour compels me to admit, at the expense of my present point,
+considerably less stiff and non-committal. Indeed, were it not for
+the miserable horses of the "stage lines" Fifth Avenue might present a
+clean bill of unimpeachable affluence.
+
+Madison Avenue, hitherto uninvaded by shops, rivals Fifth Avenue in
+its suggestions of extreme well-to-do-ness, and should be visited, if
+for no other reason, to see the Tiffany house, one of the most daring
+and withal most captivating experiments known to me in city
+residences.
+
+Unlike those of many other American cities, the best houses of New
+York are ranged side by side without the interposition of the tiniest
+bit of garden or greenery; it is only in the striking but unfinished
+Riverside Drive, with its grand views of the Hudson, that architecture
+derives any aid whatsoever from natural formations or scenic
+conditions. The student of architecture should not fail to note the
+success with which the problem of giving expression to a town house of
+comparatively simple outline has often been tackled, and he will find
+many charming single features, such as doors, or balconies, or
+windows. Good examples of these are the exquisite oriel and other
+decorative features of the house of Mr. W.K. Vanderbilt, by Mr. Hunt,
+in Fifth Avenue, at the corner of 52d Street, and specimens will also
+be found in 34th, 36th, 37th, 43d, 52d, 56th, and 57th Streets, near
+their junction with Fifth Avenue. The W.H. Vanderbilt houses (Fifth
+Avenue, between 50th and 51st Streets) have been described as
+"brown-stone boxes with architecture applique;" but the applied
+carving, though meaningless enough as far as its position goes, is so
+exquisite in itself as to deserve more than a passing glance. The iron
+railings which surround the houses are beautiful specimens of
+metal-work. The house of Mr. Cornelius Vanderbilt, a little farther
+up the avenue, with its red brick and slates, and its articulations
+and dormers of grey limestone, is a good example of an effective use
+of colour in domestic architecture--an effect which the clear, dry
+climate of New York admits and perpetuates.[26] The row of quiet
+oldtime houses on the north side of Washington Square will interest at
+least the historical student of architecture, so characteristic are
+they of times of restfulness and peace to which New York has long been
+a stranger. Down towards the point of the island, in the "city"
+proper, the visitor will find many happy creations for modern
+mercantile purposes, besides such older objects of architectural
+interest as Trinity Church and the City Hall, praised by Professor
+Freeman and many other connoisseurs of both continents. Among these
+business structures may be named the "Post Building," the building of
+the Union Trust Company (No. 80 Broadway), and the Guernsey Building
+(also in Broadway). At the extreme apex of Manhattan Island lie the
+historic Bowling Green and Battery Park, the charm of which has not
+been wholly annihilated by the intrusion of the elevated railway. Here
+rises the huge rotunda of Castle Garden, through which till lately all
+the immigrants to New York made their entry into the New World. Surely
+this has a pathetic interest of its own when we consider what this
+landing meant to so many thousands of the poor and needy. A suitable
+motto for its hospitable portals would have been, "Imbibe new hope,
+all ye who enter here."
+
+As I have said, there is no lack of good Americanism in New York. Let
+the Englishman who does not believe in an American school of sculpture
+look at St. Gaudens' statue of Admiral Farragut in Madison Square, and
+say where we have a better or as good a single figure in any of our
+streets. Let him who thinks that fine public picture galleries are
+confined to Europe go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art,[27] with its
+treasures by Rembrandt and Rubens, Holbein and Van Dyck, Frans Hals
+and Teniers, Reynolds and Hogarth, Meissonier and Detaille, Rosa
+Bonheur and Troyon, Corot and Breton. Let the admirer of engineering
+marvels, after he has sufficiently appreciated the elastic strength of
+the Brooklyn Suspension Bridge, betake himself to the other end of the
+island and enjoy the more solid, but in their way no less imposing,
+proportions of the Washington Bridge over the Harlem, and let him
+choose his route by the Ninth-avenue Elevated Railroad with its dizzy
+curve at 110th street. And, finally, let not the lover of the
+picturesque fail to enjoy the views from the already named Riverside
+Drive, the cleverly created beauties of Central Park, and the district
+known as Washington Heights.
+
+The Englishman in New York will probably here make his first
+acquaintance with the American system of street nomenclature; and if
+he at once masters its few simple principles, it will be strange if he
+does not find it of great utility and convenience. The objection
+usually made to it is that the numbering of streets, instead of
+naming them, is painfully arithmetical, bald, and uninteresting; but
+if a man stays long enough to be really familiar with the streets, he
+will find that the bare numbers soon clothe themselves with
+association, and Fifth Avenue will come to have as distinct an
+individuality as Broadway, while 23d Street will call up as definite a
+picture of shopping activity as Bond Street or Piccadilly. The chief
+trouble is the facility of confusing such an address as No. 44 East
+45th Street with No. 45 East 44th Street; and so natural is an
+inversion of the kind that one is sometimes heedless enough to make it
+in writing one's own address.
+
+The transition from New York to Boston in a chapter like this is as
+inevitable as the tax-collector, though perhaps less ingenuity is now
+spent in the invention of anecdotes typical of the contrasts between
+these two cities since Chicago, by the capture of the World's Fair,
+drew upon herself the full fire of the satire-shotted guns of New
+York's rivalry. It seems to me, however, that in many ways there is
+much more similarity between New York and Chicago than between New
+York and Boston, and that it is easier to use the latter couple than
+the former to point a moral or adorn a tale. In both New York and
+Chicago the prevailing note is that of wealth and commerce, the
+dominant social impression is one of boundless material luxury, the
+atmosphere is thick with the emanations of those who hurry to be rich.
+I hasten to add that of course this is largely tempered by other
+tendencies and features; it would be especially unpardonable of me to
+forget the eminently intellectual, artistic, and refined aspects of
+New York life of which I was privileged to enjoy glimpses. In Boston,
+however, there is something different. Mere wealth, even in these
+degenerate days, does not seem to play so important a part in her
+society. The names one constantly hears or sees in New York are names
+like Astor, Vanderbilt, Jay Gould, and Bradley-Martin, names which,
+whatever other qualities they connote, stand first and foremost for
+mere crude wealth. In Boston the prominent public names--the names
+that naturally occur to my mind as I think of Boston as I saw it--are
+Oliver Wendell Holmes, the poet and novelist; Eliot, the college
+president; Francis Walker, the political economist; Higginson, the
+generous cultivator of classical music; Robert Treat Paine, the
+philanthropist; Edward Everett Hale; and others of a more or less
+similar class. Again, in New York and in Chicago (Pullman, Marshall
+Field, Armour) the prominent names are emphatically men of to-day and
+seem to change with each generation. In Boston we have the names of
+the first governor and other leaders of the early settlers still
+shining in their descendants with almost undiminished lustre. The
+present mayor of Boston, for example, is a member of a family the name
+of which has been illustrious in the city's annals for two hundred
+years. He is the fifth of his name in the direct line to gain fame in
+the public service, and the third to occupy the mayor's chair. No less
+than sixteen immediate members of the family are recorded in the
+standard biographical dictionaries of America.
+
+While doubtless the Attic tales of Boeotian dulness were at least as
+often well invented as true, it is perhaps the case that there is
+generally some ground for the popular caricatures of any given
+community. I duly discounted the humorous and would-be humorous
+stories of Boston's pedantry that I heard in New York, and found that
+as a rule I had done right so to do. Blue spectacles are not more
+prominent in Boston than elsewhere; its theatres do not make a
+specialty of Greek plays; the little boys do not petition the
+Legislature for an increase in the hours of school. There yet remains,
+however, a basis of truth quite large enough to show the observer how
+the reputation was acquired. It is a solemn fact that what would
+appear in England as "No spitting allowed in this car" is translated
+in the electric cars of Boston into: "The Board of Health hereby
+adjudges that the deposit of sputum in street-cars is a public
+nuisance."[28] The framer of this announcement would undoubtedly speak
+of the limbs of a piano and allude to a spade as an agricultural
+implement. And in social intercourse I have often noticed needless
+celerity in skating over ice that seemed to my ruder British sense
+quite well able to bear any ordinary weight, as well as a certain
+subtlety of allusiveness that appeared to exalt ingenuity of phrase at
+the expense of common sense and common candour. Too high praise cannot
+easily be given to the Boston Symphony Concerts; but it is difficult
+to avoid a suspicion of affectation in the severe criticism one hears
+of the conductor whenever he allows a little music of a lighter class
+than usual to appear on the programme.
+
+Boston is, in its way, as prolific of contrasts as any part of the
+United States. There is certainly no more cultivated centre in the
+country, and yet the letter _r_ is as badly maltreated by the Boston
+scholar as by the veriest cockney. To the ear of Boston _centre_ has
+precisely the same sound as the name of the heroine of Wagner's
+"Flying Dutchman," and its most cultivated graduates speak of Herbert
+Spenc_ah_'s Data_r_ of Ethics. The critical programmes of the Symphony
+Concerts are prepared by one of the ablest of living musical critics,
+and are scholarly almost to excess; yet, as the observant Swiss
+critic, M. Wagniere, has pointed out, their refined and subtle text
+has to endure the immediate juxtaposition of the advertisements of
+tea-rooms and glove-sellers. Boston has the deserved reputation of
+being one of the best-governed cities in America, yet some of its
+important streets seldom see a municipal watering-cart, dust flies in
+clouds both summer and winter, and myriads of life-endangering
+bicycles shoot through its thoroughfares at night without lamps. The
+Boston matron holds up her hands in sanctified horror at the freedom
+of Western manners, and yet it is a local saying, founded on a solid
+basis of fact, that Kenney & Clark (a well-known firm of livery-stable
+keepers) are the only chaperon that a Boston girl needs in going to or
+from a ball. The Bostonians are not the least intelligent of mortals,
+and yet I know no other city in America which is content with such an
+anomalous system of hack hire, where no reduction in rate is made for
+the number of persons. One person may drive in a comfortable two-horse
+brougham to any point within Boston proper for 50 cents; two persons
+pay $1, three persons $1.50, and so on. My advice to a quartette of
+travellers visiting Boston is to hire _four_ carriages at once and _go
+in a procession_, until they find a liveryman who sees the point.
+
+One acute observer has pointed out that it is the men of New York who
+grow haggard, wrinkled, anxious-looking, and prematurely old in their
+desperate efforts to provide diamonds and balls and Worth costumes and
+trips to Europe for their debonair, handsome, easy-going, and
+well-nourished spouses and daughters; while the men of Boston are
+"jolly dogs, who make money by legitimate trade instead of wild
+speculation, and show it in their countenances, illumined with the
+light of good cigars and champagne and other little luxuries," while
+their womankind are constantly worried by the New England conscience,
+and constantly creating anxieties for themselves where none exist.
+There is indeed a large amount of truth in this description, if
+allowance be made for pardonable exaggeration. It is among the women
+of Boston that one finds its traditional mantle of intellectuality
+worn most universally, and it is among the women of New York that one
+finds the most characteristic displays of love of pleasure and social
+triumphs. It is, perhaps, not a mere accident that the daughters of
+Boston's millionaires seem to marry their fellow-citizens rather than
+foreign noblemen. "None of _their_ money goes to gild rococo
+coronets."
+
+I have a good deal of sympathy with a Canadian friend who exclaimed:
+"Oh, Boston! I don't include _Boston_ when I speak of the United
+States." Max O'Rell has similarly noted that if you wish to hear
+severe criticism of America you have only to go to Boston. "_La on
+loue Boston et Angleterre, et l'on debine l'Amerique a dire
+d'experts._" It would be a mistake, however, to infer that Boston is
+not truly American, or that it devotes itself to any voluntary
+imitation of England. In a very deep sense Boston is one of the most
+intensely American cities in the Union; it represents, perhaps, the
+finest development of many of the most characteristic ideals of
+Americanism. Its resemblances to England seem to be due to the simple
+fact that like causes produce like results. The original English stock
+by which Boston was founded has remained less mixed here than,
+perhaps, in any other city of America; and the differences between the
+descendants of the Puritans who emigrated and the descendants of those
+of them who remained at home are not complicated by a material
+infusion of alien blood in either case. The independence of the
+original settlers, their hatred of coercion and tyranny, have
+naturally grown with two centuries and a half of democracy; even the
+municipal administration has not been wholly captured by the Irish
+voter. The Bostonian has, to a very appreciable extent, solved the
+problem of combining the virtues of democracy with the manners of
+aristocracy; and I know not where you will find a better type of the
+American than the Boston gentleman: patriotic with enlightened
+patriotism; finely mannered even to the class immediately below his
+own; energetic, but not a slave to the pursuit of wealth; liberal in
+his religion, but with something of the Puritan conscience still lying
+_perdu_ beneath his universalism; distributing his leisure between
+art, literature, and outdoor occupations; a little cool in his initial
+manner to strangers, but warmly hospitable when his confidence in your
+merit is satisfied. We, in England, may well feel proud that the blood
+which flows in the veins of the ideal Bostonian is as distinctly and
+as truly English as that of our own Gladstones and Morleys, our
+Brownings and our Tennysons.
+
+Prof. Hugo Muensterberg, of Berlin, writes thus of Boston and Chicago:
+"_Ja, Boston ist die Hauptstadt jenes jungen, liebenswerthen,
+idealistischen Amerikas und wird es bleiben; Chicago dagegen ist die
+Hochburg der alten protzigen amerikanischen Dollarsucht, und die
+Weltausstellung schliesslich ist ueberhaupt nicht Amerika, sondern
+chicagosirtes Europa._" Whatever may be thought of the first part of
+this judgment, the second member of it seems to me rather unfair to
+Chicago and emphatically so as regards the Chicago exhibition.
+
+Since 1893 Chicago ought never to be mentioned as Porkopolis without a
+simultaneous reference to the fact that it was also the creator of the
+White City, with its Court of Honour, perhaps the most flawless and
+fairy-like creation, on a large scale, of man's invention. We expected
+that America would produce the largest, most costly, and most gorgeous
+of all international exhibitions; but who expected that she would
+produce anything so inexpressibly poetic, chaste, and restrained, such
+an absolutely refined and soul-satisfying picture, as the Court of
+Honour, with its lagoon and gondolas, its white marble steps and
+balustrades, its varied yet harmonious buildings, its colonnaded vista
+of the great lake, its impressive fountain, its fairy-like outlining
+after dark by the gems of electricity, its spacious and well-modulated
+proportions which made the largest crowd in it but an unobtrusive
+detail, its air of spontaneity and inevitableness which suggested
+nature itself, rather than art? No other scene of man's creation
+seemed to me so perfect as this Court of Honour. Venice, Naples, Rome,
+Florence, Edinburgh, Athens, Constantinople, each in its way is lovely
+indeed; but in each view of each of these there is some jarring
+feature, something that we have to _ignore_ in order to thoroughly
+lose ourselves in the beauty of the scene. The Court of Honour was
+practically blameless; the aesthetic sense of the beholder was as fully
+and unreservedly satisfied as in looking at a masterpiece of painting
+or sculpture, and at the same time was soothed and elevated by a sense
+of amplitude and grandeur such as no single work of art could produce.
+The glamour of old association that illumines Athens or Venice was in
+a way compensated by our deep impression of the pathetic
+transitoriness of the dream of beauty before us, and by the revelation
+it afforded of the soul of a great nation. For it will to all time
+remain impossibly ridiculous to speak of a country or a city as wholly
+given over to the worship of Mammon which almost involuntarily gave
+birth to this ethereal emanation of pure and uneconomic beauty.
+
+Undoubtedly there are few things more dismal than the sunless canons
+which in Chicago are called streets; and the luckless being who is
+concerned there with retail trade is condemned to pass the greater
+part of his life in unrelieved ugliness. Things, however, are rather
+better in the "office" quarter; and he who is ready to admit that
+exigency of site gives some excuse for "elevator architecture" will
+find a good deal to interest him in its practice at Chicago. Indeed,
+no one can fail to wonder at the marvellous skill of architectural
+engineering which can run up a building of twenty stories, the walls
+of which are merely a veneer or curtain. Few will cavil at the
+handsome and comfortable equipment of the best interiors; but, given
+the necessity of their existence, the wide-minded lover of art will
+find something to reward his attention even in their exteriors. In
+many instances their architects have succeeded admirably in steering a
+middle course between the ornate style of a palace on the one hand
+and the packing case with windows on the other; and the observer might
+unreservedly admire the general effect were it not for the crick in
+his neck that reminds him most forcibly that he cannot get far enough
+away for a proper estimate of the proportions. Any city might feel
+proud to count amid its commercial architecture such features as the
+entrance of the Phenix Building, the office of the American Express
+Company, and the monumental Field Building, by Richardson, with what
+Mr. Schuyler calls its grim utilitarianism of expression; and the same
+praise might, perhaps, be extended to the Auditorium, the Owings
+Building, the Rookery, and some others. In non-commercial architecture
+Chicago may point with some pride to its City Hall, its University,
+its libraries, the admirable Chicago Club (the old Art Institute), and
+the new Art Institute on the verge of Lake Michigan. Of its churches
+the less said the better; their architecture, regarded as a studied
+insult to religion, would go far to justify the highly uncomplimentary
+epithet Mr. Stead applied to Chicago.
+
+In some respects Chicago deserves the name City of Contrasts, just as
+the United States is the Land of Contrasts; and in no way is this more
+marked than in the difference between its business and its residential
+quarters. In the one--height, narrowness, noise, monotony, dirt,
+sordid squalor, pretentiousness; in the other--light, space,
+moderation, homelikeness. The houses in the Lake Shore Drive, the
+Michigan Boulevard, or the Drexel Boulevard are as varied in style as
+the brown-stone mansions of New York are monotonous; they face on
+parks or are surrounded with gardens of their own; they are seldom
+ostentatiously large; they suggest comfort, but not offensive
+affluence; they make credible the possession of some individuality of
+taste on the part of their owners. The number of massive round
+openings, the strong rusticated masonry, the open loggie, the absence
+of mouldings, and the red-tiled roofs suggest to the cognoscenti that
+Mr. H.H. Richardson's spirit was the one which brooded most
+efficaciously over the domestic architecture of Chicago. The two
+houses I saw that were designed by Mr. Richardson himself are
+undoubtedly not so satisfactory as some of his public buildings, but
+they had at least the merit of interest and originality; some of the
+numerous imitations were by no means successful.
+
+The parks of Chicago are both large and beautiful. They contain not a
+few very creditable pieces of sculpture, among which Mr. St. Gaudens'
+statue of Lincoln is conspicuous as a wonderful triumph of artistic
+genius over unpromising material. The show of flowers in the parks is
+not easily paralleled in public domains elsewhere. Of these, rather
+than of its stockyards and its lightning rapidity in pig-sticking,
+will the visitor who wishes to think well of Chicago carry off a
+mental picture.
+
+The man who has stood on Inspiration Point above Oakland and has
+watched the lights of San Francisco gleaming across its noble bay, or
+who has gazed down on the Golden Gate from the heights of the
+Presidio, must have an exceptionally rich gallery of memory if he does
+not feel that he has added to its treasures one of the most entrancing
+city views he has ever witnessed. The situation of San Francisco is
+indeed that of an empress among cities. Piled tier above tier on the
+hilly knob at the north end of a long peninsula, it looks down on the
+one side over the roomy waters of San Francisco Bay (fifty miles long
+and ten miles wide), backed by the ridge of the Coast Range, while in
+the other direction it is reaching out across the peninsula, here six
+miles wide, to the placid expanse of the Pacific Ocean. On the north
+the peninsula ends abruptly in precipitous cliffs some hundreds of
+feet high, while a similar peninsula, stretching southwards, faces it
+in a similar massive promontory, separated by a scant mile of water.
+This is the famous Golden Gate, the superb gateway leading from the
+ocean to the shelters of the bay. To the south the eye loses itself
+among the fertile valleys of corn and fruit stretching away toward the
+Mexican frontier.
+
+When we have once sated ourselves with the general effect, there still
+remains a number of details, picturesque, interesting, or quaint.
+There is the Golden Gate Park, the cypresses and eucalypti at one end
+of which testify to the balminess of the climate, while the sand-dunes
+at its other end show the original condition of the whole surface of
+the peninsula, and add to our admiration of nature a sense of
+respectful awe for the transforming energy of man. Beyond Golden Gate
+Park we reach Sutro Heights, another desert that has been made to
+blossom like the rose. Here we look out over the Pacific to the
+musically named Farralone Islands, thirty miles to the west. Then we
+descend for luncheon to the Cliff House below, and watch the uncouth
+gambols of hundreds of fat sea-lions (Spanish _lobos marinos_), which,
+strictly protected from the rifle or harpoon, swim, and plunge, and
+bark unconcernedly within a stone's throw of the observer. The largest
+of these animals are fifteen feet long and weigh about a ton; and it
+is said that certain individuals, recognisable by some peculiarity,
+are known to have frequented the rocks for many years. On our way back
+to the lower part of the city we use one of the cable-cars crawling up
+and down the steep inclines like flies on a window-pane; and we find,
+if the long polished seat of the car be otherwise unoccupied, that we
+have positive difficulty in preventing ourselves slipping down from
+one end of the car to the other. By this time the strong afternoon
+wind[29] has set in from the sea, and we notice with surprise that the
+seasoned Friscans, still clad in the muslins and linens that seemed
+suitable enough at high noon, seek by preference the open seats of the
+locomotive car, while we, puny visitors, turn up our coat-collars and
+flee to the shelter of the "trailer" or covered car. As we come over
+"Nob Hill" we take in the size of the houses of the Californian
+millionaires, note that they are of wood (on account of the
+earthquakes?), and bemoan the misdirected efforts of their architects,
+who, instead of availing themselves of the unique chance of producing
+monuments of characteristically developed timber architecture, have
+known no better than to slavishly imitate the incongruous features of
+stone houses in the style of the Renaissance. Indeed, we shall feel
+that San Francisco is badly off for fine buildings of all and every
+kind. If daylight still allows we may visit the Mission Dolores, one
+of the interesting old Spanish foundations that form the origin of so
+many places in California, and if we are historically inclined we may
+inspect the old Spanish grants in the Surveyor-General's office. Those
+of us whose tastes are modern and literary may find our account in
+identifying some of the places in R.L. Stevenson's "Ebb Tide," and it
+will go hard with us if we do not also meet a few of his characters
+amid the cosmopolitan crowd in the streets or on the wharves. At night
+we may visit China without the trouble of a voyage, and perambulate a
+city of 25,000 Celestials under the safe guidance of an Irish-accented
+detective. So often have the features of Chinatown been described--its
+incense-scented joss-houses, its interminable stage-plays, its
+opium-joints, its drug-stores with their extraordinary remedies, its
+curiosity shops, and its restaurants--that no repetition need be
+attempted here. We leave it with a sense of the curious incongruity
+which allows this colony of Orientals to live in the most wide-awake
+of western countries with an apparently almost total neglect of such
+sanitary observances as are held indispensable in all other modern
+municipalities. It is certain that no more horrible sight could be
+seen in the extreme East than the so-called "Hermit of Chinatown," an
+insane devotee who has lived for years crouched in a miserable little
+outhouse, subsisting on the offerings of the charitable, and degraded
+almost beyond the pale of humanity by his unbroken silence, his blank
+immobility, and his neglect of all the decencies of life. And this is
+an American resident, if not an American citizen! If the reader is as
+lucky as the writer, he may wind up the day with a smart shock of
+earthquake; and if he is equally sleepy and unintelligent (which
+Heaven forefend!), he may miss its keen relish by drowsily wondering
+what on earth they mean by moving that _very_ heavy grand piano
+overhead at that time of night.
+
+"Two-thirds of them come here to die, and they can't do it." This was
+said by the famous Mr. Barnum about Colorado Springs; and the active
+life and cheerful manners of the condemned invalids who flourish in
+this charming little city go far to confirm the truth concealed
+beneath the jest. The land has insensibly sloped upwards since the
+traveller left the Mississippi behind him, and he now finds himself in
+a flowery prairie 6,000 feet above the sea level, while close by one
+of the finest sections of the Rocky Mountains rears its snowy peaks to
+a height of 6,000 to 8,000 feet more. The climate resembles that of
+Davos, and like it is preeminently suited for all predisposed to or
+already affected with consumption; but Colorado enjoys more sunshine
+than its Swiss rival, and has no disagreeable period of melting snow.
+The town is sheltered by the foothills, except to the southeast, where
+it lies open to the great plains; and, being situated where they meet
+the mountains, it enjoys the openness and free supply of fresh air of
+the seashore, without its dampness. The name is somewhat of a
+misnomer, as the nearest springs are those of Manitou, about five
+miles to the north.
+
+Colorado Springs may be summed up as an oasis of Eastern civilisation
+and finish in an environment of Western rawness and enterprise. It has
+been described as "a charming big village, like the well-laid-out
+suburb of some large Eastern city." Its wide, tree-shaded streets are
+kept in excellent order. There is a refreshing absence of those "loose
+ends" of a new civilisation which even the largest of the Western
+cities are too apt to show. No manufactures are carried on, and no
+"saloons" are permitted. The inhabitants consist very largely of
+educated and refined people from the Eastern States and England, whose
+health does not allow them to live in their damper native climes. The
+tone of the place is a refreshing blend of the civilisation of the
+East and the unconventionalism of the West. Perhaps there is no
+pleasanter example of extreme social democracy. The young man of the
+East, unprovided with a private income, finds no scope here for his
+specially trained capacities, and is glad to turn an honest penny and
+occupy his time with anything he can get. Thus there are gentlemen in
+the conventional sense of the word among many of the so-called humbler
+callings, and one may rub shoulders at the charming little clubs with
+an Oxford-bred livery-stable keeper or a Harvard graduate who has
+turned his energies toward the selling of milk. Few visitors to
+Colorado Springs will fail to carry away a grateful and pleasant
+impression of the English doctor who has found vigorous life and a
+prosperous career in the place of exile to which his health condemned
+him in early manhood, and who has repaid the place for its gift of
+vitality by the most intelligent and effective championship of its
+advantages. These latter include an excellent hotel and a flourishing
+college for delicate girls and boys.
+
+Denver, a near neighbour of Colorado Springs (if we speak _more
+Americano_), is an excellent example, both in theory and practice, of
+the confident expectation of growth with which new American cities are
+founded. The necessary public buildings are not huddled together as a
+nucleus from which the municipal infant may grow outwards; but a large
+and generous view is taken of the possibilities of expansion. Events
+do not always justify this sanguine spirit of forethought. The capitol
+at Washington still turns its back on the city of which it was to be
+the centre as well as the crown. In a great number of cases, however,
+hope and fact eventually meet together. The capitol of Bismarck, chief
+town of North Dakota, was founded in 1883, nearly a mile from the
+city, on a rising site in the midst of the prairie. It has already
+been reached by the advancing tide of houses, and will doubtless, in
+no long time, occupy a conveniently central situation. Denver is an
+equally conspicuous instance of the same tendency. The changes that
+took place in that city between the date of my visit to it and the
+reading of the proof-sheets of "Baedeker's United States" a year or so
+later demanded an almost entire rewriting of the description.
+Doubtless it has altered at least as much since then, and very likely
+the one or two slightly critical remarks of the handbook of 1893 are
+already grossly libellous. Denver quadrupled its population between
+1880 and 1890. The value of its manufactures and of the precious ores
+smelted here reaches a fabulous amount of millions of dollars. The
+usual proportion of "million" and "two million dollar buildings" have
+been erected. Many of the principal streets are (most wonderful of
+all!) excellently paved and kept reasonably clean. But the crowning
+glory of Denver for every intelligent traveller is its magnificent
+view of the Rocky Mountains, which are seen to the West in an unbroken
+line of at least one hundred and fifty miles. Though forty miles
+distant, they look, owing to the purity of the atmosphere, as if they
+were within a walk of two or three hours. Denver is fond of calling
+herself the "Queen City of the Plains," and few will grudge the
+epithet queenly if it is applied to the possession of this matchless
+outlook on the grandest manifestations of nature. If the Denver
+citizen brags more of his State Capitol, his Metropole Hotel (no
+accent, please!), and his smelting works than of his snow-piled
+mountains and abysmal canons, he only follows a natural human instinct
+in estimating most highly that which has cost him most trouble.
+
+Mr. James Bryce has an interesting chapter on the absence of a capital
+in the United States. By capital he means "a city which is not only
+the seat of political government, but is also by the size, wealth, and
+character of its population the head and centre of the country, a
+leading seat of commerce and industry, a reservoir of financial
+resources, the favoured residence of the great and powerful, the spot
+in which the chiefs of the learned professions are to be found, where
+the most potent and widely read journals are published, whither men of
+literary and scientific capacity are drawn." New York journalists,
+with a happy disregard of the historical connotation of language, are
+prone to speak of their city as a metropolis; but it is very evident
+that the most liberal interpretation of the word cannot elevate New
+York to the relative position of such European metropolitan cities as
+Paris or London. Washington, the nominal capital of the United States,
+is perhaps still farther from satisfying Mr. Bryce's definition. It
+certainly is a relatively small city, and it is not a leading seat of
+trade, manufacture, or finance. It is also true that its journals do
+not rank among the leading papers of the land; but, on the other hand,
+it must be remembered that every important American journal has its
+Washington correspondent, and that in critical times the letters of
+these gentlemen are of very great weight. As the seat of the Supreme
+Judicial Bench of the United States, it has as good a claim as any
+other American city to be the residence of the "chiefs of the learned
+professions;" and it is quite remarkable how, owing to the great
+national collections and departments, it has come to the front as the
+main focus of the scientific interests of the country. The Cosmos
+Club's list of members is alone sufficient to illustrate this. Its
+attraction to men of letters has proved less cogent; but the life of
+an eminent literary man of (say) New Orleans or Boston is much more
+likely to include a prolonged visit to Washington than to any other
+American city not his own. The Library of Congress alone, now
+magnificently housed in an elaborately decorated new building, is a
+strong magnet. In the same way there is a growing tendency for all who
+can afford it to spend at least one season in Washington. The belle of
+Kalamazoo or Little Rock is not satisfied till she has made her bow in
+Washington under the wing of her State representative, and the senator
+is no-wise loath to see his wife's tea-parties brightened by a bevy of
+the prettiest girls from his native wilds. University men throughout
+the Union, leaders of provincial bars, and a host of others have often
+occasion to visit Washington. When we add to all this the army of
+government employees and the cosmopolitan element of the diplomatic
+corps, we can easily see that, so far as "society" is concerned,
+Washington is more like a European capital than any other American
+city. Nothing is more amusing--for a short time, at least--than a
+round of the teas, dinners, receptions, and balls of Washington, where
+the American girl is seen in all her glory, with captives of every
+clime, from the almond-eyed Chinaman to the most faultlessly correct
+Piccadilly exquisite, at her dainty feet. I never saw a bevy of more
+beautiful women than officiated at one senatorial afternoon tea I
+visited; so beautiful were they as to make me entirely forget what
+seemed to my untutored European taste the absurdity of their wearing
+low-necked evening gowns while their guests sported hat and jacket and
+fur. The whole tone of Washington society from the President downward
+is one of the greatest hospitality and geniality towards strangers.
+The city is beautifully laid out, and its plan may be described as
+that of a wheel laid on a gridiron, the rectangular arrangement of the
+streets having superimposed on it a system of radiating avenues, lined
+with trees and named for the different States of the Union. The city
+is governed and kept admirably in order by a board of commissioners
+appointed by the President. The sobriquet of "City of Magnificent
+Distances," applied to Washington when its framework seemed
+unnecessarily large for its growth, is still deserved, perhaps, for
+the width of its streets and the spaciousness of its parks and
+squares. The floating white dome of the Capitol dominates the entire
+city, and almost every street-vista ends in an imposing public
+building, a mass of luxuriant greenery, or at the least a memorial
+statue. The little wooden houses of the coloured squatters that used
+to alternate freely with the statelier mansions of officialdom are now
+rapidly disappearing; and some, perhaps, will regret the obliteration
+of the element of picturesqueness suggested in the quaint contrast.
+The absence of the wealth-suggesting but artistically somewhat sordid
+accompaniments of a busy industrialism also contributes to
+Washington's position as one of the most singularly handsome cities on
+the globe. Among the other striking features of the American capital
+is the Washington Memorial, a huge obelisk raising its metal-tipped
+apex to a height of five hundred and fifty-five feet. There are those
+who consider this a meaningless pile of masonry; but the writer
+sympathises rather with the critics who find it, in its massive and
+heaven-reaching simplicity, a fit counterpart to the Capitol and one
+of the noblest monuments ever raised to mortal man. When gleaming in
+the westering sun, like a slender, tapering, sky-pointing finger of
+gold, no finer index can be imagined to direct the gazer to the record
+of a glorious history. Near the monument is the White House, a
+building which, in its modest yet adequate dimensions, embodies the
+democratic ideal more fitly, it may be feared, than certain other
+phases of the Great Republic. Without cataloguing the other public
+buildings of Washington, we may quit it with a glow of patriotic
+fervour over the fact that the Smithsonian Institute here, one of the
+most important scientific institutions in the world, was founded by an
+Englishman, who, so far as is known, never even visited the United
+States, but left his large fortune for "the increase and diffusion of
+knowledge among men," to the care of that country with whose generous
+and popular principles he was most in sympathy.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[24] This refers to 1893; things are much better now.
+
+[25] This suggestion of topsy-turvydom in the relations of God and
+Mammon is much intensified when we find an apartment house like the
+"Osborne" towering high above the church-spire on the opposite side of
+the way, or see Trinity Church simply smothered by the contiguous
+office buildings.
+
+[26] Compare Montgomery Schuyler's "American Architecture," an
+excellent though brief account and appreciation of modern American
+building.
+
+[27] The position of the Metropolitan Museum of Art is so assured that
+in 1896 its trustees declined a bequest of 90 paintings (claiming to
+include specimens of Velazquez, Titian, Rubens, and other great
+artists), because it was hampered with the condition that it had to be
+accepted and exhibited _en bloc_.
+
+[28] This was changed to simple English in 1898.
+
+[29] It is to this wind, the temperature of which varies little all
+the year round, that San Francisco owes her wonderfully equable
+climate, which is never either too hot or too cold for comfortable
+work or play. The mean annual temperature is about 57 deg. Fahr., or
+rather higher than that of New York; but while the difference between
+the mean of the months is 40 deg. at the latter city, it is about 10 deg. only
+at the Golden Gate. The mean of July is about 60 deg., that of January
+about 50 deg.. September is a shade warmer than July. Observations
+extending over 30 years show that the freezing point on the one hand
+and 80 deg. Fahr. on the other are reached on an average only about half a
+dozen times a year. The hottest day of the year is more likely to
+occur in September than any other month.
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+Baedekeriana
+
+
+This chapter deals with subjects related to the tourist and the
+guidebook, and with certain points of a more personal nature connected
+with the preparation of "Baedeker's Handbook to the United States."
+Readers uninterested in topics of so practical and commonplace a
+character will do well to skip it altogether.
+
+When the scheme of publishing a "Baedeker" to the United States was
+originally entertained, the first thought was to invite an American to
+write the book for us. On more mature deliberation it was, however,
+decided that a member of our regular staff would, perhaps, do the work
+equally well, inasmuch as he would combine, with actual experience in
+the art of guidebook making, the stranger's point of view, and thus
+the more acutely realise, by experiment in his own _corpus vile_, the
+points on which the ignorant European would require advice, warning,
+or assistance. So far as my own voice had aught to do with this
+decision, I have to confess that I severely grudged the interesting
+task to an outsider. The opportunity of making a somewhat extensive
+survey of the country that stood preeminently for the modern ideas of
+democracy and progress was a peculiarly grateful one; and I even
+contrived to infuse (for my own consumption) a spice of the ideal into
+the homely brew of the guidebook by reflecting that it would
+contribute (so far as it went) to that mutual knowledge, intimacy of
+which is perhaps all that is necessary to ensure true friendship
+between the two great Anglo-Saxon powers.
+
+While thus reserving the editing of the book for one of our own
+household, we realised thoroughly that no approach to completeness
+would be attainable without the cooeperation of the Americans
+themselves; and I welcome this opportunity to reiterate my keen
+appreciation of the open-handed and open-minded way in which this was
+accorded. Besides the signed articles by men of letters and science in
+the introductory part of the handbook, I have to acknowledge thousands
+of other kindly offices and useful hints, many of which hardly allow
+themselves to be classified or defined, but all of which had their
+share in producing aught of good that the volume may contain. So many
+Americans have used their Baedekers in Europe that I found troops of
+ready-made sympathisers, who, half-interested, half-amused, at the
+attempt to Baedekerise their own continent, knew pretty well what was
+wanted, and were able to put me on the right track for procuring
+information. Indeed, the book could hardly have been written but for
+these innumerable streams of disinterested assistance, which enabled
+the writer so to economise his time as to finish his task before the
+part first written was entirely obsolete.
+
+The process of change in the United States goes on so rapidly that the
+attempt of a guidebook to keep abreast of the times (not easy in any
+country) becomes almost futile. The speed with which Denver
+metamorphosed her outward appearance has already been commented on at
+page 214; and this is but one instance in a thousand. Towns spring up
+literally in a night. McGregor in Texas, at the junction of two new
+railways, had twelve houses the day after it was fixed upon as a town
+site, and in two months contained five hundred souls. Towns may also
+disappear in a night, as Johnstown (Penn.) was swept away by the
+bursting of a dam on May 31, 1889, or as Chicago was destroyed by the
+great fire of 1871. These are simply exaggerated examples of what is
+happening less obtrusively all the time. The means of access to points
+of interest are constantly changing; the rough horse-trail of to-day
+becomes the stage-road of to-morrow and the railway of the day after.
+The conservative clinging to the old, so common in Europe, has no
+place in the New World; an apparently infinitesimal advantage will
+occasion a _bouleversement_ that is by no means infinitesimal.
+
+Next to the interest and beauty of the places to be visited, perhaps
+the two things in which a visitor to a new country has most concern
+are the means of moving from point to point and the accommodation
+provided for him at his nightly stopping-places--in brief, its
+conveyances and its inns. During the year or more I spent in almost
+continuous travelling in the United States I had abundant opportunity
+of testing both of these. In all I must have slept in over two hundred
+different beds, ranging from one in a hotel-chamber so gorgeous that
+it seemed almost as indelicate to go to bed in it as to undress in the
+drawing-room, down through the berths of Pullman cars and river
+steamboats, to an open-air couch of balsam boughs in the Adirondack
+forests. My means of locomotion included a safety bicycle, an
+Adirondack canoe, the back of a horse, the omnipresent buggy, a
+bob-sleigh, a "cutter," a "booby," four-horse "stages," river, lake,
+and sea-going steamers, horse-cars, cable-cars, electric cars,
+mountain elevators, narrow-gauge railways, and the Vestibuled Limited
+Express from New York to Chicago.
+
+Perhaps it is significant of the amount of truth in many of the
+assertions made about travelling in the United States that I traversed
+about 35,000 miles in the various ways indicated above without a
+scratch and almost without serious detention or delay. Once we were
+nearly swamped in a sudden squall in a mountain lake, and once we had
+a minute or two's pleasant experience of the iron-shod heels of our
+horse _inside_ the buggy, the unfortunate animal having hitched his
+hind-legs over the dash-board and nearly kicking out our brains in his
+frantic efforts to get free. These, however, were accidents that might
+have happened anywhere, and if my experiences by road and rail in
+America prove anything, they prove that travelling in the United
+States is just as safe as in Europe.[30] Some varieties of it are
+rougher than anything of the kind I know in the Old World; but on the
+other hand much of it is far pleasanter. The European system of small
+railway compartments, in spite of its advantage of privacy and quiet,
+would be simply unendurable in the long journeys that have to be made
+in the western hemisphere. The journey of twenty-four to thirty hours
+from New York to Chicago, if made by the Vestibuled Limited, is
+probably less fatiguing than the day-journey of half the time from
+London to Edinburgh. The comforts of this superb train include those
+of the drawing-room, the dining-room, the smoking-room, and the
+library. These apartments are perfectly ventilated by compressed air
+and lighted by movable electric lights, while in winter they are
+warmed to an agreeable temperature by steam-pipes. Card-tables and a
+selection of the daily papers minister to the traveller's amusement,
+while bulletin boards give the latest Stock Exchange quotations and
+the reports of the Government Weather Bureau. Those who desire it may
+enjoy a bath _en route_, or avail themselves of the services of a
+lady's maid, a barber, a stenographer, and a type-writer. There is
+even a small and carefully selected medicine chest within reach; and
+the way in which the minor delicacies of life are consulted may be
+illustrated by the fact that powdered soap is provided in the
+lavatories, so that no one may have to use the same cake of soap as
+his neighbour.
+
+No one who has not tried both can appreciate the immense difference in
+comfort given by the opportunity to move about in the train. No matter
+how pleasant one's companions are in an English first-class
+compartment, their _enforced_ proximity makes one heartily sick of
+them before many hours have elapsed; while a conversation with Daisy
+Miller in the American parlour car is rendered doubly delightful by
+the consciousness that you may at any moment transfer yourself and
+your _bons mots_ to Lydia Blood at the other end of the car, or retire
+with Gilead P. Beck to the snug little smoking-room. The great size
+and weight of the American cars make them very steady on well-laid
+tracks like those of the Pennsylvania Railway, and thus letter-writing
+need not be a lost art on a railway journey. Even when the permanent
+way is inferior, the same cause often makes the vibration less than on
+the admirable road-beds of England.
+
+Theoretically, there is no distinction of classes on an American
+railway; practically, there is whenever the line is important enough
+or the journey long enough to make it worth while. The parlour car
+corresponds to our first class; and its use has this advantage (rather
+curious in a democratic country), that the increased fare for its
+admirable comforts is relatively very low, usually (in my experience)
+not exceeding 1/2_d._ a mile. The ordinary fare from New York to
+Boston (220 to 250 miles) is $5 (L1); a seat in a parlour car costs $1
+(4_s._), and a sleeping-berth $1.50 (6_s._). Thus the ordinary
+passenger pays at the rate of about 1-1/4_d._ per mile, while the
+luxury of the Pullman may be obtained for an additional expenditure of
+just about 1/2_d._ a mile. The extra fare on even the Chicago
+Vestibuled Limited is only $8 (32_s._) for 912 miles, or considerably
+less than 1/2_d._ a mile. These rates are not only less than the
+difference between first-class and third-class fares in Europe, but
+also compare very advantageously with the rates for sleeping-berths on
+European lines, being usually 50 to 75 per cent. lower. The
+parlour-car rates, however, increase considerably as we go on towards
+the West and get into regions where competition is less active. A good
+instance of this is afforded by the parlour-car fares of the Canadian
+Pacific Railway, which I select because it spans the continent with
+its own rails from the Atlantic to the Pacific; the principle on the
+United States lines is similar. The price of a "sleeper" ticket from
+Montreal to Fort William (998 miles) is $6, or about 3/5_d._ per mile;
+that from Banff to Vancouver (560 miles) is the same, or at the rate
+of about 14/15_d._ per mile. The rate for the whole journey from
+Halifax to Vancouver (3,362 miles) is about 2/3_d._ per mile.
+
+Travellers who prefer the privacy of the European system may combine
+it with the liberty of the American system by hiring, at a small extra
+rate, the so-called "drawing-room" or "state-room," a small
+compartment containing four seats or berths, divided by partitions
+from the rest of the parlour car. The ordinary carriage or "day coach"
+corresponds to the English second-class carriage, or, rather, to the
+excellent third-class carriages on such railways as the Midland. It
+does not, I think, excel them in comfort except in the greater size,
+the greater liberty of motion, and the element of variety afforded by
+the greater number of fellow-passengers. The seats are disposed on
+each side of a narrow central aisle, and are so arranged that the
+occupants can ride forward or backward as they prefer. Each seat holds
+two persons, but with some difficulty if either has any amplitude of
+bulk. The space for the legs is also very limited. The chief
+discomfort, however, is the fact that there is no support for the head
+and shoulders, though this disability might be easily remedied by a
+movable head-rest. Very little provision is made for hand luggage, the
+American custom being to "check" anything checkable and have it put in
+the "baggage car." Rugs are entirely superfluous, as the cars are far
+more likely to be too warm than too cold. The windows are usually
+another weak point. They move vertically as ours do, but up instead of
+down; and they are frequently made so that they cannot be opened more
+than a few inches. The handles by which they are lifted are very
+small, and afford very little purchase; and the windows are frequently
+so stiff that it requires a strong man to move them. I have often seen
+half a dozen passengers struggle in vain with a refractory glass, and
+finally have to call in the help of the brawny brakeman. This
+difficulty, however, is of less consequence from the fact that even if
+you can open your window, there is sure to be some one among your
+forty or fifty fellow-passengers who objects to the draught. Or if
+_you_ object to the draught of a window in front of you, you have
+either to grin and bear it or do violence to your British diffidence
+in requesting its closure. The windows are all furnished with small
+slatted blinds, which can be arranged in hot weather so as to exclude
+the sun and let in the air. The conductor communicates with the
+engine-driver by a bell-cord suspended from the roof of the carriages
+and running throughout the entire length of the train. It is well to
+remember that this tempting clothes-rope is not meant for hanging up
+one's overcoat. Whatever be the reason, the plague of cinders from the
+locomotive smoke is often much worse in America than in England. As we
+proceed, they patter on the roof like hailstones, in a way that is
+often very trying to the nerves, and they not unfrequently make open
+windows a doubtful blessing, even on immoderately warm days. At
+intervals the brakeman carries round a pitcher of iced water, which he
+serves gratis to all who want it; and it is a pleasant sight on
+sultry summer days to see how the children welcome his coming. In some
+cases there is a permanent filter of ice-water with a tap in a corner
+of the car. At each end of the car is a lavatory, one for men and one
+for women. In spite, then, of the discomforts noted above, it may be
+asserted that the poor man is more comfortable on a long journey than
+in Europe; and that on a short journey the American system affords
+more entertainment than the European. When Richard Grant White
+announced his preference for the English system because it preserves
+the traveller's individuality, looks after his personal comfort, and
+carries all his baggage, he must have forgotten that it is practically
+first-class passengers only who reap the benefit of those advantages.
+
+One most unpleasantly suggestive equipment of an American railway
+carriage is the axe and crowbar suspended on the wall for use in an
+accident. This makes one reflect that there are only two doors in an
+American car containing sixty people, whereas the same number of
+passengers in Europe would have six, eight, or even ten. This is
+extremely inconvenient in crowded trains (_e.g._, in the New York
+Elevated), and might conceivably add immensely to the horrors of an
+accident. The latter reflection is emphasised by the fact that there
+are practically no soft places to fall on, sharp angles presenting
+themselves on every side, and the very arm-rests of the seats being
+made of polished iron.
+
+There is always a smoking-car attached to the train, generally
+immediately after the locomotive or luggage van. Labourers in their
+working clothes and the shabbily clad in general are apt to select
+this car, which thus practically takes the place of third-class
+carriages on European railways. On the long-distance trains running
+to the West there are emigrant cars which also represent our
+third-class cars, while the same function is performed in the South by
+the cars reserved for coloured passengers. In a few instances the
+trains are made up of first-class and second-class carriages actually
+so named. A "first-class ticket," however, in ordinary language means
+one for the universal day-coach as above described.
+
+The ticket system differs somewhat from that in vogue in Europe, and
+rather curious developments have been the result. For short journeys
+the ticket often resembles the small oblong of pasteboard with which
+we are all familiar. For longer journeys it consists of a narrow strip
+of coupons, sometimes nearly two feet in length. If this is
+"unlimited" it is available at any time until used, and the holder may
+"stop over" at any intermediate station. The "limited" and cheaper
+ticket is available for a continuous passage only, and does not allow
+of any stoppages _en route_. The coupons are collected in the cars by
+the conductors in charge of the various sections of the line. The
+skill shown by these officials, passing through a long and crowded
+train after a stoppage, in recognising the newcomers and asking for
+their tickets, is often very remarkable. Sometimes the conductor gives
+a coloured counter-check to enable him to recognise the sheep whom he
+has already shorn. These checks are generally placed in the hat-band
+or stuck in the back of the seat. The conductor collects them just
+before he hands over the train to the charge of his successor. As many
+complaints are made by English travellers of the incivility of
+American conductors, I may say that the first conductor I met found
+me, when he was on his rounds to collect his counter-checks, lolling
+back on my seat, with my hat high above me in the rack. I made a
+motion as if to get up for it, when he said, "Pray don't disturb
+yourself, sir; I'll reach up for it." Not all the conductors I met
+afterwards were as polite as this, but he has as good a right to pose
+as the type of American conductor as the overbearing ruffians who
+stalk through the books of sundry British tourists. In judging him it
+should be remembered that he democratically feels himself on a level
+with his passengers, that he would be insulted by the offer of a tip,
+that he is harassed all day long by hundreds of foolish questions from
+foolish travellers, that he has a great deal to do in a limited time,
+and that however "short" he may be with a male passenger he is almost
+invariably courteous and considerate to the unprotected female. Though
+his address may sometimes sound rather familiar, he means no
+disrespect; and if he takes a fancy to you and offers you a cigar, you
+need not feel insulted, and will probably find he smokes a better
+brand than your own.
+
+A feature connected with the American railway system that should not
+be overlooked is the mass of literature prepared by the railway
+companies and distributed gratis to their passengers. The illustrated
+pamphlets issued by the larger companies are marvels of paper and
+typography, with really charming illustrations and a text that is
+often clever and witty enough to suggest that authors of repute are
+sometimes tempted to lend their anonymous pens for this kind of work.
+But even the tiniest little "one-horse" railway distributes neat
+little "folders," showing conclusively that its tracks lead through
+the Elysian Fields and end at the Garden of Eden. A conspicuous
+feature in all hotel offices is a large rack containing packages of
+these gaily coloured folders, contributed by perhaps fifty different
+railways for the use of the hotel guests.
+
+Owing to the unlimited time for which tickets are available, and to
+other causes, a race of dealers in railway tickets has sprung up, who
+rejoice in the euphonious name of "scalpers," and often do a roaring
+trade in selling tickets at less than regular fares. Thus, if the fare
+from A to B be $10 and the return fare $15, it is often possible to
+obtain the half of a return ticket from a scalper for about $8. Or a
+man setting out for a journey of 100 miles buys a through ticket to
+the terminus of the line, which may be 400 miles distant. On this
+through ticket he pays a proportionally lower rate for the distance he
+actually travels, and sells the balance of his ticket to a scalper. Or
+if a man wishes to go from A to B and finds that a special excursion
+ticket there and back is being sold at a single fare ($10), he may use
+the half of this ticket and sell the other half to a scalper in B. It
+is obvious that anything he can get for it will be a gain to him,
+while the scalper _could_ afford to give up to about $7 for it, though
+he probably will not give more than $4. The profession of scalper may,
+however, very probably prove an evanescent one, as vigorous efforts
+are being made to suppress him by legislative enactment.
+
+Americans often claim that the ordinary railway-fare in the United
+States is less than in England, amounting only to 2 cents (1_d._) per
+mile. My experience, however, leads me to say that this assertion
+cannot be accepted without considerable deduction. It is true that in
+many States (including all the Eastern ones) there is a statutory fare
+of 2 cents per mile, but this (so far as I know) is not always granted
+for ordinary single or double tickets, but only on season,
+"commutation," or mileage tickets. The "commutation" tickets are good
+for a certain number of trips. The mileage tickets are books of small
+coupons, each of which represents a mile; the conductor tears out as
+many coupons as the passenger has travelled miles. This mileage system
+is an extremely convenient one for (say) a family, as the books are
+good until exhausted, and the coupons are available on any train (with
+possibly one or two exceptions) on any part of the system of the
+company issuing the ticket. Which of our enlightened British companies
+is going to be the first to win the hearts of its patrons by the
+adoption of this neat and easy device? Out West and down South the
+fares for ordinary tickets purchased at the station are often much
+higher than 2 cents a mile; on one short and very inferior line I
+traversed the rate was 7 cents (3-1/2_d._) per mile. I find that Mr.
+W.M. Acworth calculates the average fare in the United States as
+1-1/4_d._ per mile as against 1-1/6_d._ in Great Britain. Professor
+Hadley, an American authority, gives the rates as 2.35 cents and 2
+cents respectively.
+
+British critics would, perhaps, be more lenient in their
+animadversions on American railways, if they would more persistently
+bear in mind the great difference in the conditions under which
+railways have been constructed in the Old and the New World. In
+England, for example, the railway came _after_ the thick settlement
+of a district, and has naturally had to pay dearly for its privileges,
+and to submit to stringent conditions in regard to construction and
+maintenance. In the United States, on the other hand, the railways
+were often the first _roads_ (hence rail_road_ is the American name
+for them) in a new district, the inhabitants of which were glad to get
+them on almost any terms. Hence the cheap and provisional nature of
+many of the lines, and the numerous deadly level crossings. The land
+grants and other privileges accorded to the railway companies may be
+fairly compared to the road tax which we willingly submit to in
+England as the just price of an invaluable boon. This reflection,
+however, need not be carried so far as to cover with a mantle of
+justice _all_ the railway concessions of America!
+
+Two things in the American parlour-car system struck me as evils that
+were not only unnecessary, but easily avoidable. The first of these is
+that most illiberal regulation which compels the porter to let down
+the upper berth even when it is not occupied. The object of this is
+apparently to induce the occupant of the lower berth to hire the whole
+"section" of two berths, so as to have more ventilation and more room
+for dressing and undressing. Presumably the parlour-car companies know
+their own business best; but it would seem to the average "Britisher"
+that such a petty spirit of annoyance would be likely to do more harm
+than good, even in a financial way. The custom would be more excusable
+if it were confined to those cases in which two people shared the
+lower berth. The custom is so unlike the usual spirit of the United
+States, where the practice is to charge a liberal round sum and then
+relieve you of all minor annoyances and exactions, that its
+persistence is somewhat of a mystery.
+
+The continuance of the other evil I allude to is still less
+comprehensible. The United States is proverbially the paradise of what
+it is, perhaps, now behind the times to term the gentler sex. The path
+of woman, old or new, in America is made smooth in all directions, and
+as a rule she has the best of the accommodation and the lion's share
+of the attention wherever she goes. But this is emphatically not the
+case on the parlour car. No attempt is made there to divide the sexes
+or to respect the privacy of a lady. If there are twelve men and four
+women on the car, the latter are not grouped by themselves, but are
+scattered among the men, either in lower or upper berths, as the
+number of their tickets or the courtesy of the men dictates. The
+lavatory and dressing-room for men at one end of the car has two or
+more "set bowls" (fixed in basins), and can be used by several
+dressers at once. The parallel accommodation for ladies barely holds
+one, and its door is provided with a lock, which enables a selfish
+bang-frizzler and rouge-layer to occupy it for an hour while a queue
+of her unhappy sisters remains outside. It is difficult to see why a
+small portion at one end of the car should not be reserved for ladies,
+and separated at night from the rest of the car by a curtain across
+the central aisle. Of course the passage of the railway officials
+could not be hindered, but the masculine passengers might very well be
+confined for the night to entrance and egress at their own end of the
+car. An improvement in the toilette accommodation for ladies also
+seems a not unreasonable demand.
+
+Miss Catherine Bates, in her "Year in the Great Republic," narrates
+the case of a man who was nearly suffocated by the fact that a slight
+collision jarred the lid of the top berth in which he was sleeping and
+snapped it to! This story _may_ be true; but in the only top berths
+which I know the occupant _lies_ upon the lid, which, to close, would
+have to spring _upwards_ against his weight!
+
+A third nuisance, or combination of benefit and nuisance, or benefit
+with a very strong dash of avoidable nuisance, is the train boy. This
+young gentleman, whose age varies from fifteen to fifty, though
+usually nearer the former than the latter, is one of the most
+conspicuous of the embryo forms of the great American speculator or
+merchant. He occupies with his stock in trade a corner in the baggage
+car or end carriage of the train, and makes periodical rounds
+throughout the cars, offering his wares for sale. These are of the
+most various description, ranging from the daily papers and current
+periodicals through detective stories and tales of the Wild West, to
+chewing-gum, pencils, candy, bananas, skull-caps, fans, tobacco, and
+cigars. His pleasing way is to perambulate the cars, leaving samples
+of his wares on all the seats and afterwards calling for orders. He
+does this with supreme indifference to the occupation of the
+passenger. Thus, you settle yourself comfortably for a nap, and are
+just succumbing to the drowsy god, when you feel yourself "taken in
+the abdomen," not (fortunately) by "a chunk of old red sandstone," but
+by the latest number of the _Illustrated American_ or _Scribner's
+Monthly_. The rounds are so frequent that the door of the car never
+seems to cease banging or the cold draughts to cease blowing in on
+your bald head. Mr. Phil Robinson makes the very sensible suggestion
+that the train boy should have a little printed list of his wares
+which he could distribute throughout the train, whereupon the
+traveller could send for him when wanted. Another suggestion that I
+venture to present to this independent young trader is that he should
+provide himself with copies of the novels treating of the districts
+which the railway traverses. Thus, when I tried to procure from him
+"Ramona" in California, or "The Prophet of the Great Smoky Mountains"
+in Tennessee, or "The Hoosier Schoolmaster" in Ohio, or "The
+Grandissimes" near New Orleans, the nearest he could come to my modest
+demand was "The Kreutzer Sonata" or the last effort of Miss Laura Jean
+Libbey, a popular American novelist, who describes in glowing colours
+how two aristocratic Englishmen, fighting a duel near London somewhere
+in the seventies, were interrupted by the heroine, who drove between
+them in a hansom _and pair_ and received the shots in its panels! Out
+West, too, he could probably put more money in his pocket if he were
+disposed to put his pride there too. One pert youth in Arizona
+preferred to lose my order for cigars rather than bring the box to me
+for selection; he said "he'd be darned if he'd sling boxes around for
+me; I could come and choose for myself." However, when criticism has
+been exhausted it is an undeniable fact that the American Pullman cars
+are more comfortable and considerably cheaper than the so-called
+_compartiments de luxe_ of European railways.
+
+It is, perhaps, worth noting that the comfort of the engine-driver, or
+engineer as he is called _lingua Americana_, is much better catered
+for in the United States than in England. His cab is protected both
+overhead and at the sides, while his bull's-eye window permits him to
+look ahead without receiving the wind, dust, and snow in his eyes. The
+curious English conservatism which, apparently, believes that a driver
+will do his work better because exposed to almost the full violence of
+the elements always excites a very natural surprise in the American
+visitor to our shores.
+
+The speed of American trains is as a rule slower than that of English
+ones, though there are some brilliant exceptions to this rule. I never
+remember dawdling along in so slow and apparently purposeless a manner
+as in crossing the arid deserts of Arizona--unless, indeed, it was in
+travelling by the Manchester and Milford line in Wales. The train on
+the branch between Raymond (a starting-point for the Yosemite) and the
+main line went so cannily that the engine-driver (an excellent
+marksman) shot rabbits from the engine, while the fireman jumped down,
+picked them up, and clambered on again at the end of the train. The
+only time the train had to be stopped for him was when the engineer
+had a successful right and left, the victims of which expired at some
+distance from each other. It should be said that there was absolutely
+no reason to hurry on this trip, as we had "lashins" of time to spare
+for our connection at the junction, and the passengers were all much
+interested in the sport.
+
+At the other end of the scale are the trains which run from New York
+to Philadelphia (90 miles) in two hours, the train of the Reading
+Railway that makes the run of 55 miles from Camden to Atlantic City in
+52 minutes, and the Empire State Express which runs from New York to
+Buffalo (436-1/2 miles) at the rate of over 50 miles an hour,
+including stops. These, however, are exceptional, and the traveller
+may find that trains known as the "Greased Lightning," "Cannon Ball,"
+or "G-Whizz" do not exceed (if they even attain) 40 miles an hour. The
+possibility of speed on an American railway is shown by the record run
+of 436-1/2 miles in 6-3/4 hours, made on the New York Central Railroad
+in 1895 (= 64.22 miles per hour, exclusive of stops), and by the run
+of 148.8 miles in 137 minutes, made on the same railway in 1897. The
+longest unbroken runs of regular trains are one of 146 miles on the
+Chicago Limited train on the Pennsylvania route, and one of 143 miles
+by the New York Central Railway running up the Hudson to Albany. As
+experts will at once recognise, these are feats which compare well
+with anything done on this side of the Atlantic.
+
+In the matter of accidents the comparison with Great Britain is not
+so overwhelmingly unfavourable as is sometimes supposed. If, indeed,
+we accept the figures given by Mullhall in his "Dictionary of
+Statistics," we have to admit that the proportion of accidents is
+five times greater in the United States than in the United Kingdom.
+The statistics collected by the Railroad Commissioners of
+Massachusetts, however, reduce this ratio to five to four. The
+safety of railway travelling differs hugely in different parts of
+the country. Thus Mr. E.B. Dorsey shows ("English and American
+Railways Compared") that the average number of miles a passenger can
+travel in Massachusetts without being killed is 503,568,188, while
+in the United Kingdom the number is only 172,965,362, leaving a
+very comfortable margin of over 300,000,000 miles. On the whole,
+however, it cannot be denied that there are more accidents in
+American railway travelling than in European, and very many of them
+from easily preventable causes. The whole spirit of the American
+continent in such matters is more "casual" than that of Europe; the
+American is more willing to "chance it;" the patriarchal regime is
+replaced by the every-man-for-himself-and-devil-take-the-hindmost
+system. When I hired a horse to ride up a somewhat giddy path to the
+top of a mountain, I was supplied (without warning) with a young
+animal that had just arrived from the breeding farm and had never
+even seen a mountain. Many and curious, when I regained my hotel,
+were the enquiries as to how he had behaved himself; and it was no
+thanks to them that I could report that, though rather frisky on the
+road, he had sobered down in the most sagacious manner when we
+struck the narrow upward trail. In America the railway passenger has
+to look out for himself. There is no checking of tickets before
+starting to obviate the risk of being in the wrong train. There is
+no porter to carry the traveller's hand-baggage and see him
+comfortably ensconced in the right carriage. When the train does
+start, it glides away silently without any warning bell, and it is
+easy for an inadvertent traveller to be left behind. Even in large
+and important stations there is often no clear demarcation between
+the platforms and the permanent way. The whole floor of the station
+is on one level, and the rails are flush with the spot from which
+you climb into the car. Overhead bridges or subways are practically
+unknown; and the arriving passenger has often to cross several
+lines of rails before reaching shore. The level crossing is,
+perhaps, inevitable at the present stage of railroad development in
+the United States, but its annual butcher's bill is so huge that one
+cannot help feeling it might be better safeguarded. Richard Grant
+White tells how he said to the station-master at a small wayside
+station in England, _a propos_ of an overhead footbridge: "Ah, I
+suppose you had an accident through someone crossing the line, and
+then erected that?" "Oh, no," was the reply, "we don't wait for an
+accident." Mr. White makes the comment, "The trouble in America is
+that we _do_ wait for the accident."
+
+When I left England in September, 1888, we sailed down the Mersey on
+one of those absolutely perfect autumn days, the very memory of which
+is a continual joy. I remarked on the beauty of the weather to an
+American fellow-passenger. He replied, half in fun, "Yes, this is good
+enough for England; but wait till you see our American weather!" As
+luck would have it, it was raining heavily when we steamed up New York
+harbour, and the fog was so dense that we could not see the statue of
+Liberty Enlightening the World, though we passed close under it. The
+same American passenger had expatiated to me during the voyage on the
+merits of the American express service. "You have no trouble with
+porters and cabs, as in the Old World; you simply point out your
+trunks to an express agent, give him your address, take his receipt,
+and you will probably find your trunks at the house when you arrive."
+We reached New York on a Saturday; I confidently handed over my trunk
+to a representative of the Transfer Company about 9 A.M., hied to my
+friend's house in Brooklyn, and saw and heard nothing more of my trunk
+till Monday morning!
+
+Such was the way in which two of my most cherished beliefs about
+America were dissipated almost before I set foot upon her free and
+sacred soil! It is, however, only fair to say that if I had assumed
+these experiences to be really characteristic, I should have made a
+grievous mistake. It is true that I afterwards experienced a good many
+stormy days in the United States, and found that the predominant
+weather in all parts of the country was, to judge from my apologetic
+hosts, the "exceptional;" but none the less I revelled in the bright
+blue, clear, sunny days with which America is so abundantly blessed,
+and came to sympathise very deeply with the depression that sometimes
+overtakes the American exile during his sojourn on our fog-bound
+coasts. So, too, I found the express system on the whole what our
+friend Artemus Ward calls "a sweet boon." Certainly it is as a rule
+necessary, in starting from a private house, to have one's luggage
+ready an hour or so before one starts one's self, and this is hardly
+so convenient as a hansom with you inside and your portmanteau on top;
+and it is also true that there is sometimes (especially in New York) a
+certain delay in the delivery of one's belongings. In nine cases out
+of ten, however, it was a great relief to get rid of the trouble of
+taking your luggage to or from the station, and feel yourself free to
+meet it at your own time and will. It was not often that I was reduced
+to such straits as on one occasion in Brooklyn, when, at the last
+moment, I had to charter a green-grocer's van and drive down to the
+station in it, triumphantly seated on my portmanteau.
+
+The check system on the railway itself deserves almost unmitigated
+praise, and only needs to be understood to be appreciated. On arrival
+at the station the traveller hands over his impedimenta to the baggage
+master, who fastens a small metal disk, bearing the destination and a
+number, to each package, and gives the owner a duplicate check. The
+railway company then becomes responsible for the luggage, and holds it
+until reclaimed by presentation of the duplicate check. This system
+avoids on the one hand the chance of loss and trouble in claiming
+characteristic of the British system, and on the other the waste of
+time and expense of the Continental system of printed paper tickets.
+On arrival at his destination the traveller may hurry to his hotel
+without a moment's delay, after handing his check either to the hotel
+porter or to the so-called transfer agent, who usually passes through
+the train as it reaches an important station, undertaking the delivery
+of trunks and giving receipts in exchange for checks.
+
+Besides the city express or transfer companies, the chief duty of
+which is to convey luggage from the traveller's residence to the
+railway station or _vice versa_, there are also the large general
+express companies or carriers, which send articles all over the United
+States. One of the most characteristic of these is the Adams Express
+Company, the widely known name of which has originated a popular
+conundrum with the query, "Why was Eve created?" This company began in
+1840 with two men, a boy, and a wheelbarrow; now it employs 8,000 men
+and 2,000 wagons, and carries parcels over 25,000 miles of railway.
+The Wells, Fargo & Company Express operates over 40,000 miles of
+railway.
+
+Coaching in America is, as a rule, anything but a pleasure. It is true
+that the chance of being held up by "road agents" is to-day
+practically non-existent, and that the spectacle of a crowd of yelling
+Apaches making a stage-coach the pin-cushion for their arrows is now
+to be seen nowhere but in Buffalo Bill's Wild West show. But the
+roads! No European who has done much driving in the United States can
+doubt for one moment that the required Man of the Hour is General
+Wade.[31] Even in the State of New York I have been in a stage that
+was temporarily checked by a hole two feet deep in the centre of the
+road, and that had to be emptied _and held up_ while passing another
+part of the same road. In Virginia I drove over a road, leading to one
+of the most frequented resorts of the State, which it is simple truth
+to state offered worse going than any ordinary ploughed field. The
+wheels were often almost entirely submerged in liquid mud, and it is
+still a mystery to me how the tackle held together. To be jolted off
+one's seat so violently as to strike the top of the carriage was not a
+unique experience. Nor was the spending of ten hours in making thirty
+miles with four horses. In the Yellowstone one of the coaches of our
+party settled down in the midst of a slough of despond on the highway,
+from which it was finally extricated _backwards_ by the combined
+efforts of twelve horses borrowed from the other coaches. Misery makes
+strange bedfellows, and the ingredients of a Christmas pudding are not
+more thoroughly shaken together or more inextricably mingled than
+stage-coach passengers in America are apt to be. The difficulties of
+the roads have developed the skill, courage, and readiness of the
+stage-coach men to an extraordinary degree, and I have never seen
+bolder or more dexterous driving than when California Bill or Colorado
+Jack rushed his team of four young horses down the breakneck slopes of
+these terrible highways. After one particularly hair-raising descent
+the driver condescended to explain that he was afraid to come down
+more slowly, lest the hind wheels should skid on the smooth rocky
+outcrop in the road and swing the vehicle sideways into the abyss. In
+coming out of the Yosemite, owing to some disturbance of the ordinary
+traffic arrangements our coach met the incoming stage at a part of the
+road so narrow that it seemed absolutely impossible for the two to
+pass each other. On the one side was a yawning precipice, on the other
+the mountain rose steeply from the roadside. The off-wheels of the
+incoming coach were tilted up on the hillside as far as they could be
+without an upset. In vain; our hubs still locked. We were then allowed
+to dismount. Our coach was backed down for fifty yards or so. Small
+heaps of stones were piled opposite the hubs of the stationary coach.
+Our driver whipped his horses to a gallop, ran his near-wheels over
+these stones so that their hubs were raised _above_ those of the
+near-wheels of the other coach, and successfully made the dare-devil
+passage, in which he had not more than a couple of inches' margin to
+save him from precipitation into eternity. I hardly knew which to
+admire most--the ingenuity which thus made good in altitude what it
+lacked in latitude, or the phlegm with which the occupants of the
+other coach retained their seats throughout the entire episode.
+
+The Englishman arriving in Boston, say in the middle of the lovely
+autumnal weather of November, will be surprised to find a host of
+workmen in the Common and Public Garden busily engaged in laying down
+miles of portable "plank paths" or "board walks," elevated three or
+four inches above the level of the ground. A little later, when the
+snowy season has well set in, he will discover the usefulness of these
+apparently superfluous planks; and he will hardly be astonished to
+learn that the whole of the Northern States are covered in winter with
+a network of similar paths. These gangways are made in sections and
+numbered, so that when they are withdrawn from their summer seclusion
+they can be laid down with great precision and expedition. No
+statistician, so far as I know, has calculated the total length of the
+plank paths of an American winter; but I have not the least doubt that
+they would reach from the earth to the moon, if not to one of the
+planets.
+
+The river and lake steamboats of the United States are on the average
+distinctly better than any I am acquainted with elsewhere. The
+much-vaunted splendours of such Scottish boats as the "Iona" and
+"Columba" sink into insignificance when compared with the wonderful
+vessels of the line plying from New York to Fall River. These steamers
+deserve the name of floating hotel or palace much more than even the
+finest ocean-liner, because to their sumptuous appointments they add
+the fact that they are, except under very occasional circumstances,
+_floating_ palaces and not _reeling_ or _tossing_ ones. The only hotel
+to which I can honestly compare the "Campania" is the one at San
+Francisco in which I experienced my first earthquake. But even the
+veriest landsman of them all can enjoy the passage of Long Island
+Sound in one of these stately and stable vessels, whether sitting
+indoors listening to the excellent band in one of the spacious
+drawing-rooms in which there is absolutely no rude reminder of the
+sea, or on deck on a cool summer night watching the lights of New York
+gradually vanish in the black wake, or the moon riding triumphantly as
+queen of the heavenly host, and the innumerable twinkling beacons that
+safeguard our course. And when he retires to his cabin, pleasantly
+wearied by the glamour of the night and soothed by the supple
+stability of his floating home, he will find his bed and his bedroom
+twice as large as he enjoyed on the Atlantic, and may let the breeze
+enter, undeterred by fear of intruding wave or breach of regulation.
+If he takes a meal on board he will find the viands as well cooked and
+as dexterously served as in a fashionable restaurant on shore; he may
+have, should he desire it, all the elbow-room of a separate table, and
+nothing will suggest to him the confined limits of the cook's galley
+or the rough-and-ready ways of marine cookery.
+
+Little inferior to the Fall River boats are those which ascend the
+Hudson from New York to Albany, one of the finest river voyages in the
+world; and worthy to be compared with these are the Lake Superior
+steamers of the Canadian Pacific Railway. Among the special advantages
+of these last are the device by which meals are served in the fresh
+atmosphere of what is practically the upper deck, the excellent
+service of the neat lads who officiate as waiters and are said to be
+often college students turning an honest summer penny, and the
+frequent presence in the bill of fare of the _Coregonus clupeiformis_,
+or Lake Superior whitefish, one of the most toothsome morsels of the
+deep. Most of the other steamboat lines by which I travelled in the
+United States and Canada seemed to me as good as could be expected
+under the circumstances. There is, however, certainly room for
+improvement in some of the boats which ply on the St. Lawrence, and
+the Alaska service will probably grow steadily better with the growing
+rush of tourists.
+
+Another wonderful instance of British conservatism is the way in which
+we have stuck to the horrors of our own ferry-boat system long after
+America has shown us the way to cross a ferry comfortably. It is true
+that the American steam ferry-boats are not so graceful as ours,
+looking as they do like Noah's arks or floating houses, and being
+propelled by the grotesque daddy-long-leg-like arrangement of the
+walking-beam engine. They are, however, far more suitable for their
+purpose. The steamer as originally developed was, I take it, intended
+for long (or at any rate longish) voyages, and was built as far as
+possible on the lines of a sailing-vessel. The conservative John Bull
+never thought of modifying this shape, even when he adopted the
+steamboat for ferries such as that across the Mersey from Liverpool to
+Birkenhead. He still retained the sea-going form, and passengers had
+either to remain on a lofty deck, exposed to the full fury of the
+elements, or dive down into the stuffy depths of an unattractive
+cabin. As soon, however, as Brother Jonathan's keen brain had to
+concern itself with the problem, he saw the topsy-turvyness of this
+arrangement. Hence in his ferry-boats there are no "underground"
+cabins, no exasperating flights of steps. We enter the ferry-house and
+wait comfortably under shelter till the boat approaches its "slip,"
+which it does end on. The disembarking passengers depart by one
+passage, and as soon as they have all left the boat we enter by
+another. A roadway and two side-walks correspond to these divisions on
+the boat, which we enter on the level we are to retain for the
+passage. In the middle is the gangway for vehicles, to the right and
+left are the cabins for "ladies" and "gentlemen," each running almost
+the whole length of the boat. There is a small piece of open deck at
+each end, and those who wish may ascend to an upper deck. These
+long-drawn-out cabins are simply but suitably furnished with seats
+like those in a tramway-car or American railway-carriage. The boat
+retraces its course without turning round, as it is a "double-ender."
+On reaching the other side of the river we simply walk out of the boat
+as we should out of a house on the street-level. The tidal difficulty
+is met by making the landing-stage a floating one, and of such length
+that the angle it forms with terra firma is never inconvenient.
+
+A Swiss friend of mine, whose ocean steamer landed him on the New
+Jersey shore of the North River, actually entered the cabin of the
+ferry-boat under the impression that it was a waiting-room on shore.
+The boat slipped away so quietly that he did not discover his mistake
+until he had reached the New York side of the river; and then there
+was no more astonished man on the whole continent!
+
+The transition from travelling facilities to the telegraphic and
+postal services is natural. The telegraphs of the United States are
+not in the hands of the government, but are controlled by private
+companies, of which the Western Union, with its headquarters in New
+York, is _facile princeps_. This company possesses the largest
+telegraph system in the world, having 21,000 offices and 750,000 miles
+of wire. It also leases or uses seven Atlantic cables. In this,
+however, as in many other cases, size does not necessarily connote
+quality. My experiences _may_ (like the weather) have been
+exceptional, and the attempt to judge of this Hercules by the foot I
+saw may be wide of the mark; but here are three instances which are at
+any rate suspicious:
+
+I was living at Germantown, a suburb of Philadelphia, and left one day
+about 2 P.M. for the city, intending to return for dinner. On the way,
+however, I made up my mind to dine in town and go to the theatre, and
+immediately on my arrival at Broad-street station (about 2.15 P.M.)
+telegraphed back to this effect. When I reached the house again near
+midnight, I found the messenger with my telegram ringing the bell!
+Again, a friend of mine in Philadelphia sent a telegram to me one
+afternoon about a meeting in the evening; it reached me in Germantown,
+at a distance of about five miles, at 8 o'clock the following morning.
+Again, I left Salisbury (N.C.) one morning about 9 A.M. for Asheville,
+having previously telegraphed to the baggage-master at the latter
+place about a trunk of mine in his care. My train reached Asheville
+about 5 or 6 P.M. I went to the baggage-master, but found he had not
+received my wire. While I was talking to him, one of the train-men
+entered and handed it to him. _It had, apparently, been sent by hand
+on the train by which I had travelled!_ This telegraphic giant may, of
+course, have accidentally and exceptionally put his wrong foot
+foremost on those occasions; but such are the facts.
+
+The postal service also struck me as on the whole less prompt and
+accurate than that of Great Britain. The comparative infrequency of
+fully equipped post-offices is certainly an inconvenience. There are
+letter-boxes enough, and the commonest stamps may be procured in every
+drug-store (and of these there is no lack!) or even from the postmen;
+but to have a parcel weighed, to register a letter, to procure a
+money-order, or sometimes even to buy a foreign stamp or post-card,
+the New Yorker or Philadelphian has to go a distance which a Londoner
+or Glasgowegian would think distinctly excessive. It appears from an
+official table prepared in 1898 that about half the population of the
+United States live outside the free delivery service, and have to call
+at the post-office for their letters. On the other hand, the
+arrangements at the chief post-offices are very complete, and the
+subdivisions are numerous enough to prevent the tedious delays of the
+offices on the continent of Europe. The registration fee (eight cents)
+is double that of England. The convenient "special delivery stamp"
+(ten cents) entitles a letter to immediate delivery by special
+messenger. The tendency for the establishment of slight divergency in
+language between England and America is seen in the terms of the
+post-office as in those of the railway. A letter is "mailed," not
+"posted;" the "postman" gives way to the "letter-carrier;" a
+"post-card" is expanded into a "postal-card." The stranger on arrival
+at New York will be amused to see the confiding way in which newspaper
+or book packets, too large for the orifice, are placed on the top of
+the street letter-boxes (affixed to lamp-posts), and will doubtless be
+led to speculate on the different ways and instincts of the street
+Arabs of England and America. A second reflection will suggest to him
+the superior stability of the New York climate. On what day in England
+could we leave a postal packet of printed matter in the open air with
+any certainty that it would not be reduced to pulp in half an hour by
+a deluge of rain?
+
+No remarks on the possible inferiority of the American telegraph and
+postal systems would be fair if unaccompanied by a tribute to the
+wonderful development of the use of the telephone. New York has (or
+had very recently) more than twice as many subscribers to the
+telephonic exchanges as London, and some American towns possess one
+telephone for every twenty inhabitants, while the ratio in the British
+metropolis is 1:3,000. In 1891 the United States contained 240,000
+miles of telephone wires, used by over 200,000 regular subscribers. In
+1895 the United Kingdom had about 100,000 miles of wire. The
+Metropolitan telephone in New York alone has 30,000 miles of
+subterranean wire and about 9,000 stations. The great switch-board at
+its headquarters is 250 feet long, and accommodates the lines of 6,000
+subscribers. Some subscribers call for connection over a hundred times
+a day, and about one hundred and fifty girls are required to answer
+the calls.
+
+The generalisations made in travellers' books about the hotels of
+America seem to me as fallacious as most of the generalisations about
+this chameleon among nations. Some of the American hotels I stayed at
+were about the best of their kind in the world, others about the
+worst, others again about half-way between these extremes. On the
+whole, I liked the so-called "American system" of an inclusive price
+by the day, covering everything except such purely voluntary extras as
+wine; and it seems to me that an ideal hotel on this system would
+leave very little to wish for. The large American way of looking at
+things makes a man prefer to give twenty shillings per day for all he
+needs and consumes rather than be bothered with a bill for sixteen to
+seventeen shillings, including such items (not disdained even by the
+swellest European hotels) as one penny for stationery or a shilling
+for lights. The weak points of the system as at present carried on are
+its needless expense owing to the wasteful profusion of the
+management, the tendency to have cast-iron rules for the hours within
+which a guest is permitted to be hungry, the refusal to make any
+allowance for absence from meals, and the general preference for
+quantity over quality. It is also a pity that baths are looked upon as
+a luxury of the rich and figure as an expensive extra; it is seldom
+that a hotel bath can be obtained for less than two shillings. There
+would seem, however, to be no reason why the continental _table
+d'hote_ system should not be combined with the American plan. The
+bills of fare at present offered by large American hotels, with lists
+of fifty to one hundred different dishes to choose from, are simply
+silly, and mark, as compared with the _table d'hote_ of, say, a good
+Parisian hotel, a barbaric failure to understand the kind of meal a
+lady or gentleman should want. To prepare five times the quantity
+that will be called for or consumed is to confess a lack of all
+artistic perception of the relations of means and end. The man who
+gloats over a list of fifty possible dishes is not at all the kind of
+customer who deserves encouragement. The service would also be
+improved if the waiters had not to carry in their heads the
+heterogeneous orders of six or eight people, each selecting a dozen
+different meats, vegetables, and condiments. The European or _a la
+carte_ system is becoming more and more common in the larger cities,
+and many houses offer their patrons a choice of the two plans; but the
+fixed-price system is almost universal in the smaller towns and
+country districts. In houses on the American system the price
+generally varies according to the style of room selected; but most of
+the inconvenience of a bedchamber near the top of the house is
+obviated by the universal service of easy-running "elevators" or
+lifts. (By the way, the persistent manner in which the elevators are
+used on all occasions is often amusing. An American lady who has some
+twenty shallow steps to descend to the ground floor will rather wait
+patiently five minutes for the elevator than walk downstairs.)
+
+Many of the large American hotels have defects similar to those with
+which we are familiar in their European prototypes. They have the
+same, if not an exaggerated, gorgeousness of bad taste, the same
+plethora of ostentatious "luxuries" that add nothing to the real
+comfort of the man of refinement, the same pier glasses in heavy gilt
+frames, the same marble consoles, the same heavy hangings and absurdly
+soft carpets. On the other hand, they are apt to lack some of the
+unobtrusive decencies of life, which so often mark the distinction
+between the modest home of a private gentleman and the palace of the
+travelling public. Indeed, it might truthfully be said that, _on the
+whole_, the passion for show is more rampant among American
+hotel-keepers than elsewhere. They are apt to be more anxious to have
+all the latest "improvements" and inventions than to ensure the smooth
+and easy running of what they already have. You will find a huge
+"teleseme" or indicator in your bedroom, on the rim of which are
+inscribed about one hundred different objects that a traveller may
+conceivably be supposed to want; but you may set the pointer in vain
+for your modest lemonade or wait half an hour before the waiter
+answers his complicated electric call. The service is sometimes very
+poor, even in the most pretentious establishments. On the other hand,
+I never saw better service in my life than that of the neat and
+refined white-clad maidens in the summer hotels of the White
+Mountains, who would take the orders of half-a-dozen persons for half
+a dozen different dishes each, and execute them without a mistake. It
+is said that many of these waitresses are college-girls or even
+school-mistresses, and certainly their ladylike appearance and
+demeanour and the intelligent look behind their not infrequent
+spectacles would support the assertion. It gave one a positive thrill
+to see the margin of one's soup-plate embraced by a delicate little
+pink-and-white thumb that might have belonged to Hebe herself, instead
+of the rawly red or clumsily gloved intruder that we are all too
+familiar with. The waiting of the coloured gentleman is also pleasant
+in its way to all who do not demand the episcopal bearing of the best
+English butler. The smiling darkey takes a personal interest in your
+comfort, may possibly enquire whether you have dined to your liking,
+is indefatigable in ministering to your wants, slides and shuffles
+around with a never-failing _bonhomie_, does everything with a
+characteristic flourish, and in his neat little white jacket often
+presents a most refreshing cleanliness of aspect as compared with the
+greasy second-hand dress coats of the European waiter.
+
+As a matter of fact, so much latitude is usually allowed for each meal
+(breakfast from 8 to 11, dinner from 12 to 8, and so on) that it is
+seldom really difficult to get something to eat at an American hotel
+when one is hungry. At some hotels, however, the rules are very
+strict, and nothing is served out of meal hours. At Newport I came in
+one Sunday evening about 8 o'clock, and found that supper was over.
+The manager actually allowed me to leave his hotel at once (which I
+did) rather than give me anything to eat. The case is still more
+absurd when one arrives by train, having had no chance of a square
+meal all day, and is coolly expected to go to bed hungry! The genuine
+democrat, however, may take what comfort he can from the thought that
+this state of affairs is due to the independence of the American
+servants, who have their regular hours and refuse to work beyond them.
+
+The lack of smoking-rooms is a distinct weak point in American hotels.
+One may smoke in the large public office, often crowded with loungers
+not resident in the hotel, or may retire with his cigar to the
+bar-room; but there is no pleasant little snuggery provided with
+arm-chairs and smokers' tables, where friends may sit in pleasant,
+nicotine-wreathed chat, ringing, when they want it, for a
+whiskey-and-soda or a cup of coffee.
+
+American hotels, even when otherwise good, are apt to be noisier than
+European ones. The servants have little idea of silence over their
+work, and the early morning chambermaids crow to one another in a way
+that is very destructive of one's matutinal slumbers. Then somebody or
+other seems to crave ice-water at every hour of the day or night, and
+the tinkle, tinkle, tinkle of the ice-pitcher in the corridors becomes
+positively nauseous when one wants to go to sleep. The innumerable
+electric bells, always more or less on the go, are another auditory
+nuisance.
+
+While we are on the question of defects in American hotels, it should
+be noticed that the comfortable little second-class inns of Great
+Britain are practically unknown in the United States. The second-class
+inns there are run on the same lines as the best ones; but in an
+inferior manner at every point. The food is usually as abundant, but
+it is of poorer quality and worse cooked; the beds are good enough,
+but not so clean; the table linen is soiled; the sugar bowls are left
+exposed to the flies from week-end to week-end; the service is poor
+and apt to be forward; and (last, but not least) the manners of the
+other guests are apt to include a most superfluous proportion of
+tobacco-chewing, expectorating, an open and unashamed use of the
+toothpick, and other little amenities that probably inflict more
+torture on those who are not used to them than would decorous breaches
+of the Decalogue.
+
+In criticising American hotels, it must not be forgotten that the
+rapid process of change that is so characteristic of America operates
+in this sphere with especial force. This is at work a distinct
+tendency to substitute the subdued for the gaudy, the refined for the
+meretricious, the quiet for the loud; and even now the cultured
+American who knows his _monde_ may spend a great part of his time in
+hotels without conspicuously lowering the tone of his environment.
+
+The prevalent idea that the American hotel clerk is a mannerless
+despot is, _me judice_, rather too severe. He is certainly apt to be
+rather curt in his replies and ungenial in his manner; but this is not
+to be wondered at when one reflects under what a fire of questions he
+stands all day long and from week to week; and, besides, he does
+generally give the information that is wanted. That he should wear
+diamond studs and dress gorgeously is not unnatural when one considers
+the social stratum from which he is drawn. Do not our very cooks the
+same as far as they can? That he should somewhat magnify the
+importance of his office is likewise explicable; and, after all, how
+many human beings have greater power over the actual personal comforts
+of the fraction of the world they come into contact with? I can,
+however, truthfully boast that I met hotel clerks who, in moments of
+relief from pressure, treated me almost as an equal, and one or two
+who seemed actually disposed to look on me as a friend. I certainly
+never encountered any actual rudeness from the American hotel clerk
+such as I have experienced from the pert young ladies who sometimes
+fill his place in England; and in the less frequented resorts he
+sometimes took a good deal of trouble to put the stranger in the way
+to do his business speedily and comfortably. His omniscience is great,
+but not so phenomenal as I expected; I posed him more than once with
+questions about his abode which, it seemed to me, every intelligent
+citizen should have been able to answer easily. In his most
+characteristic development the American hotel clerk is an urbane
+living encyclopaedia, as passionless as the gods, as unbiassed as the
+multiplication table, and as tireless as a Corliss engine.
+
+Traveller's tales as to the system of "tipping" in American hotels
+differ widely. The truth is probably as far from the indignant
+Briton's assertion, based probably upon one flagrant instance in New
+York, that "it is ten times worse than in England and tantamount to
+robbery with violence," as from the patriotic American's assurance
+that "The thing, sir, is absolutely unknown in our free and
+enlightened country; no American citizen would demean himself to
+accept a gratuity." To judge from my own experience, I should say that
+the practice was quite as common in such cities as Boston, New York,
+and Philadelphia as in Europe, and more onerous because the amounts
+expected are larger. A dollar goes no farther than a shilling.
+Moreover, the gratuity is usually given in the form of "refreshers"
+from day to day, so that the vengeance of the disappointed is less
+easily evaded. Miss Bates, a very friendly writer on America, reports
+various unpleasantnesses that she received from untipped waiters, and
+tells of an American who found that his gratuities for two months at a
+Long Branch hotel (for three persons and their horses) amounted to
+L40. In certain other walks of life the habit of tipping is carried to
+more extremes in New York than in any European city I know of. Thus
+the charge for a shave (already sufficiently high) is 7-1/2_d._, but
+the operator expects 2-1/2_d._ more for himself. One barber with whom
+I talked on the subject openly avowed that he considered himself
+wronged if he did not get his fee, and recounted the various devices
+he and his fellows practised to extract gratuities from the unwilling.
+As one goes West or South the system of tipping seems to fall more and
+more into abeyance, though it will always be found a useful smoother
+of the way. In California, so far as I could judge, it was almost
+entirely unknown, and the Californian hotels are among the best in the
+Union.
+
+Among the lessons which English and other European hotels might learn
+from American hotels may be named the following:
+
+1. The combination of the present _a la carte_ system with the
+inclusive or American system, by which those who don't want the
+trouble of ordering their repasts may be sure of finding meals, with a
+reasonable latitude of choice in time and fare, ready when desired. It
+is a sensible comfort to know beforehand exactly, or almost exactly,
+what one's hotel expenses will amount to.
+
+2. The abolition of the charge for attendance.
+
+3. A greater variety of dishes than is usually offered in any except
+our very largest hotels. This is especially to be desired at
+breakfast. Without going to the American extreme of fifty or a hundred
+dishes to choose from, some intermediate point short of the Scylla of
+sole and the Charybdis of ham and eggs might surely be found. There is
+probably more pig-headed conservatism than justified fear of expense
+in the reluctance to follow this most excellent "American lead." The
+British tourist in the United States takes so kindly to the
+preliminary fruit and cereal dishes of America that he would probably
+show no objection to them on his native heath.
+
+4. An extension of the system of ringing once for the boots, twice for
+the chambermaid, and so on. The ordinary American table of calls goes
+up to nine.
+
+5. The provision of writing materials free for the guests of the
+hotels. The charge for stationery is one of the pettiest and most
+exasperating cheese-parings of the English Boniface's system of
+account-keeping. If, however, he imitates the liberality of his
+American brother, it is to be hoped that he will "go him one better"
+in the matter of blotting-paper. Nothing in the youthful country
+across the seas has a more venerable appearance than the strips of
+blotting-paper supplied in the writing-rooms of its hotels.
+
+Nothing in its way could be more inviting or seem more appropriate
+than the cool and airy architecture of the summer hotels in such
+districts as the White Mountains, with their wide and shady verandas,
+their overhanging eaves, their balconies, their spacious corridors and
+vestibules, their simple yet tasteful wood-panelling, their creepers
+outside and their growing plants within. Mr. Howells has somewhere
+reversed the threadbare comparison of an Atlantic liner to a floating
+hotel, by likening a hostelry of this kind to a saloon steamer; and
+indeed the comparison is an apt one, so light and buoyant does the
+construction seem, with its gaily painted wooden sides, its
+glass-covered veranda decks, and its streaming flags. Perhaps the
+nearest analogue that we have to the life of an American summer hotel
+is seen in our large hydropathic establishments, such as those at
+Peebles or Crieff, where the therapeutic appliances play but a
+subdued obbligato to the daily round of amusements. The same spirit of
+camaraderie generally rules at both; both have the same regular
+meal-hours, at which almost as little drinking is seen at the one as
+the other; both have their evening entertainments got up (_gotten_ up,
+our American cousins say, with a delightfully old fashioned flavour)
+by the enterprise of the most active guests. The hydropathists have to
+go to bed a little sooner, and must walk to the neighbouring village
+if they wish a bar-room; but on the whole their scheme of life is much
+the same. Whether it is due to the American temperament or the
+American weather, the palm for brightness, vivacity, variety, and
+picturesqueness must be adjudged to the hotel. For those who are young
+enough to "stand the racket," no form of social gaiety can he found
+more amusing than a short sojourn at a popular summer hotel among the
+mountains or by the sea, with its constant round of drives, rides,
+tennis and golf matches, picnics, "germans," bathing, boating, and
+loafing, all permeated by flirtation of the most audacious and
+innocent description. The focus of the whole carnival is found in the
+"piazza" or veranda, and no prettier sight in its way can be imagined
+than the groups and rows of "rockers" and wicker chairs, each occupied
+by a lithe young girl in a summer frock, or her athletic admirer in
+his tennis flannels.
+
+The enormous extent of the summer exodus to the mountains and the seas
+in America is overwhelming; and a population of sixty-five millions
+does not seem a bit too much to account for it. I used to think that
+about all the Americans who could afford to travel came to Europe. But
+the American tourists in Europe are, after all, but a drop in the
+bucket compared with the oceans of summer and winter visitors to the
+Adirondacks and Florida, Manitoba Springs and the coast of Maine, the
+Catskills and Long Branch, Newport and Lenox, Bar Harbor and
+California, White Sulphur Springs and the Minnesota Lakes, Saratoga
+and Richfield, The Thousand Isles and Martha's Vineyard, Niagara and
+Trenton Falls, Old Point Comfort and Asheville, the Yellowstone and
+the Yosemite, Alaska and the Hot Springs of Arkansas. And everywhere
+that the season's visitor is expected he will find hotels awaiting him
+that range all the way from reasonable comfort to outrageous
+magnificence; while a simpler taste will find a plain boarding-house
+by almost every mountain pool or practicable beach in the whole wide
+expanse of the United States. The Briton may not have yet abdicated
+his post as the champion traveller or explorer of unknown lands, but
+the American is certainly the most restless mover from one resort of
+civilisation to another.
+
+Perhaps the most beautiful hotel in the world is the Ponce de Leon at
+St. Augustine, Florida, named after the Spanish voyager who discovered
+the flowery[32] State in 1512, and explored its streams on his
+romantic search for the fountain of eternal youth. And when I say
+beautiful I use the word in no auctioneering sense of mere size, and
+height, and evidence of expenditure, but as meaning a truly artistic
+creation, fine in itself and appropriate to its environment. The hotel
+is built of "coquina," or shell concrete, in a Spanish renaissance
+style with Moorish features, which harmonises admirably with the
+sunny sky of Florida and the historic associations of St. Augustine.
+Its colour scheme, with the creamy white of the concrete, the
+overhanging roofs of red tile, and the brick and terra-cotta details,
+is very effective, and contrasts well with the deep-blue overhead and
+the luxuriant verdancy of the orange-trees, magnolias, palmettos,
+oleanders, bananas, and date-palms that surround it. The building
+encloses a large open court, and is lined by columned verandas, while
+the minaret-like towers dominate the expanse of dark-red roof. The
+interior is richly adorned with wall and ceiling paintings of
+historical or allegorical import, skilfully avoiding crudity or
+garishness; and the marble and oak decorations of the four-galleried
+rotunda are worthy of the rest of the structure. The general effect is
+one of luxurious and artistic ease, with suggestions of an Oriental
+_dolce far niente_ in excellent keeping with the idea of the winter
+idler's home. The Ponce de Leon and the adjoining and more or less
+similar structures of the Alcazar, the Cordova, and the Villa Zorayda
+form indeed an architectural group which, taken along with the
+semi-tropical vegetation and atmosphere, alone repays a long journey
+to see. But let the strictly economical traveller take up his quarters
+in one of the more modest hostelries of the little town, unless he is
+willing to pay dearly (and yet not perhaps too dearly) for the
+privilege of living in the most artistic hotel in the world.
+
+It is a long cry from Florida to California, where stands another
+hotel which suggests mention for its almost unique perfections. The
+little town of Monterey, with its balmy air, its beautiful sandy
+beach, its adobe buildings, and its charming surroundings, is, like
+St. Augustine, full of interesting Spanish associations, dating back
+to 1602. The Hotel del Monte, or "Hotel of the Forest," one of the
+most comfortable, best-kept, and moderate-priced hotels of America,
+lies amid bluegrass lawns and exquisite grounds, in some ways
+recalling the parks of England's gentry, though including among its
+noble trees such un-English specimens as the sprawling and moss-draped
+live-oaks and the curious Monterey pines and cypresses. Its gardens
+offer a continual feast of colour, with their solid acres of roses,
+violets, calla lilies, heliotrope, narcissus, tulips, and crocuses;
+and one part of them, known as "Arizona," contains a wonderful
+collection of cacti. The hotel itself has no pretension to rival the
+Ponce de Leon in its architecture or appointments, and is, I think,
+built of wood. It is, however, very large, encloses a spacious
+garden-court, and makes a pleasant enough impression, with its
+turrets, balconies, and verandas, its many sharp gables, dormers, and
+window-hoods. The economy of the interior reminded me more strongly of
+the amenities and decencies of the house of a refined, well-to-do, and
+yet not extravagantly wealthy family than of the usual hotel
+atmosphere. There were none of the blue satin hangings, ormolu vases,
+and other entirely superfluous luxuries for which we have to pay in
+the bills of certain hotels at Paris and elsewhere; but on the other
+hand nothing was lacking that a fastidious but reasonable taste could
+demand. The rooms and corridors are spacious and airy; everything was
+as clean and fresh as white paint and floor polish could make them;
+the beds were comfortable and fragrant; the linen was spotless; there
+was lots of "hanging room;" each pair of bedrooms shared a bathroom;
+the _cuisine_ was good and sufficiently varied; the waiters were
+attentive; flowers were abundant without and within. The price of all
+this real luxury was $3 to $3.50 (12_s._ to 14_s._) a day. Possibly
+the absolute perfection of the bright and soft Californian spring when
+I visited Monterey, and the exquisite beauty of its environment, may
+have lulled my critical faculties into a state of unusual somnolence;
+but when I quitted the Del Monte Hotel I felt that I was leaving one
+of the most charming homes I had ever had the good fortune to live in.
+
+The only hotel that to my mind contests with the Del Monte the
+position of the best hotel in the North American continent is the
+Canadian Pacific Hotel at Banff, in the National Rocky Mountains Park
+of Canada. Here also magnificent scenery, splendid weather, and
+moderate charges combined to bias my judgment; but the residuum, after
+all due allowance made for these factors, still, after five years,
+assures me of most unusual excellence. Two things in particular I
+remember in connection with this hotel. The one is the almost absolute
+perfection of the waiting, carried on by gentlemanly youths of about
+eighteen or twenty, who must, I think, have formed the _corps d'elite_
+of the thousands of waiters in the service of the Canadian Pacific
+Railway. The marvellous speed and dexterity with which they ministered
+to my wants, the absolutely neat and even dainty manner in which
+everything was done by them, and their modest readiness to make
+suggestions and help one's choice (always to the point!) make one of
+the pleasantest pictures of hotel life lurking in my memory. The other
+dominant recollection of the Banff Hotel is the wonderfully beautiful
+view from the summer-house at its northeast corner. Just below the
+bold bluff on which this hotel stands the piercingly blue Bow River
+throws itself down in a string of foaming white cataracts to mate with
+the amber and rapid-rushing Spray. The level valley through which the
+united and now placid stream flows is carpeted with the vivid-red
+painter's brush, white and yellow marguerites, asters, fireweed,
+golden-rod, and blue-bells; to the left rise the perpendicular cliffs
+of Tunnel Mountain, while to the right Mt. Rundle lifts its weirdly
+sloping, snow-flecked peaks into the azure.
+
+In the dense green woods of the Adirondacks, five miles from the
+nearest high road on the one side and on the other lapped by an ocean
+of virgin forest which to the novice seems almost as pathless as the
+realms of Neptune, stands the Adirondack Lodge, probably one of the
+most quaint, picturesque little hotels in the world. It is tastefully
+built in the style of a rustic log-hut, its timber being merely
+rough-hewn by the axe and not reduced to monotonous symmetry by the
+saw-mill. It is roofed with bark, and its wide-eaved verandas are
+borne by tree-trunks with the bark still on. The same idea is carried
+out in the internal equipment, and the bark is left intact on much of
+the furniture. The wood retains its natural colours, and there are no
+carpets or paint. This charming little hotel is due to the taste or
+whim of a New York electrical engineer (the inventor, I believe, of
+the well-known "ticker"), who acts the landlord in such a way as to
+make the sixty or seventy inmates feel like the guests of a private
+host. The clerk is a medical student, the very bell-boy ("Eddy") a
+candidate for Harvard, and both mix on equal terms with the genial
+circle that collects round the bonfire lighted in front of the house
+every summer's evening. As one lazily lay there, watching the wavering
+play of the ruddy blaze on the dark-green pines, listening to the
+educated chatter of the boy who cleaned the boots, realising that a
+deer, a bear, or perchance even a catamount might possibly be lurking
+in the dark woods around, and knowing that all the material comforts
+of civilised life awaited one inside the house, one felt very keenly
+the genuine Americanism of this Arcadia, and thought how hard it would
+be to reproduce the effect even in the imagination of the European.
+
+It was in this same Adirondack Wilderness that I stayed in the only
+hotel that, so far as I know, caught on to the fact that I was a
+"chiel amang them takin' notes" for a guidebook. With true American
+enterprise I was informed, when I called for my bill, that that was
+all right; and I still recall with amusement the incredulous and
+obstinate resistance of the clerk to my insistence on paying my way. I
+hope that the genial proprietors do not attribute the asterisk that I
+gave the hotel to their well-meant efforts to give me _quid pro quo_,
+but credit me with a totally unbiassed admiration for their good
+management and comfortable quarters.
+
+Mention has already been made (p. 30) of a hotel at a frequented
+watering-place, at which the lowest purchasable quantity of sleep cost
+one pound sterling. It is, perhaps, superfluous to say that the rest
+procured at this cost was certainly not four or five times better than
+that easily procurable for four or five shillings; and that the luxury
+of this hotel appealed, not in its taste perhaps, but certainly in
+its effect, to the shoddy rather than to the refined demands of the
+traveller. Shenstone certainly never associated the ease of his inn
+with any such hyperbolical sumptuousness as this; and it probably
+could not arise in any community that did not include a large class of
+individuals with literally more money than they knew what to do with,
+and desirous of any means of indicating their powers of expenditure.
+It has been said of another hotel at Bar Harbor that "Anyone can stay
+there who is worth two millions of dollars, or can produce a
+certificate from the Recorder of New York that he is a direct
+descendant of Hendrik Hudson or Diedrich Knickerbocker."
+
+Many other American hotels suggest themselves to me as sufficiently
+individual in character to discriminate them from the ruck. Such are
+the Hygieia at Old Point Comfort, with its Southern guests in summer
+and its Northern guests in winter; looking out from its carefully
+enclosed and glazed piazzas over the waste of Hampton Roads, where the
+"Merrimac" wrought devastation to the vessels of the Union until
+itself vanquished by the turret-ship "Monitor;" the enormous
+caravansaries of Saratoga, one of which alone accommodates two
+thousand visitors, or the population of a small town, while the three
+largest have together room for five thousand people; the hotel at the
+White Sulphur Springs of Virginia, for nearly a century the typical
+resort of the wealth and aristocracy of the South, and still
+furnishing the eligible stranger with a most attractive picture of
+Southern beauty, grace, warm-heartedness, and manners; the Stockbridge
+Inn in the Berkshire Hills, long a striking exception to the statement
+that no country inns of the best English type can be found in the
+United States, but unfortunately burned down a year or two ago; the
+Catskill Mountain House, situated on an escarpment rising so abruptly
+from the plain of the Hudson that the view from it has almost the same
+effect as if we were leaning out of the car of a balloon or over the
+battlements of a castle two thousand feet high; the colossal
+Auditorium of Chicago, with its banquet hall and kitchen on the tenth
+floor; and the Palace Hotel of San Francisco, with its twelve hundred
+beds and its covered and resonant central court. Enough has, however,
+been said to show that all American hotels are not the immense and
+featureless barracks that many Europeans believe, but that they also
+run through a full gamut of variety and character.
+
+The restaurant is by no means such an institution in the United States
+as in the continental part of Europe; in this matter the American
+habit is more on all fours with English usage. The cafe of Europe is,
+perhaps, best represented by the piazza. Of course there are numerous
+restaurants in all the larger cities; but elsewhere the traveller will
+do well to stick to the meals at his hotel. The best restaurants are
+often in the hands of Germans, Italians, or Frenchmen. This is
+conspicuously so at New York. Delmonico's has a worldwide reputation,
+and is undoubtedly a good restaurant; but it may well be questioned
+whether the New York estimate of its merits is not somewhat excessive.
+If price be the criterion, it has certainly few superiors. The _a la
+carte_ restaurants are, indeed, all apt to be expensive for the single
+traveller, who will find that he can easily spend eight to twelve
+shillings on a by no means sumptuous meal. The French system of
+supplying one portion for two persons or two portions for three is,
+however, in vogue, and this diminishes the cost materially. The _table
+d'hote_ restaurants, on the other hand, often give excellent value for
+their charges. The Italians have especially devoted themselves to this
+form of the art, and in New York and Boston furnish one with a very
+fair dinner indeed, including a flask of drinkable Chianti, for four
+or five shillings. At some of the simple German restaurants one gets
+excellent German fare and beer, but these are seldom available for
+ladies. The fair sex, however, takes care to be provided with more
+elegant establishments for its own use, to which it sometimes admits
+its husbands and brothers. The sign of a large restaurant in New York
+reads: "Women's Cooeperative Restaurant; tables reserved for
+gentlemen," in which I knew not whether more to admire the
+uncompromising antithesis between the plain word "women" and the
+complimentary term "gentlemen" or the considerateness that supplies
+separate accommodation for the shrinking creatures denoted by the
+latter. Perhaps this is as good a place as any to note that it is
+usually as unwise to patronise a restaurant which professedly caters
+for "gents" as to buy one's leg-coverings of a tailor who knows them
+only as "pants." Probably the "adult gents' bible-class," which
+Professor Freeman encountered, was equally unsatisfactory.
+
+Soup, poultry, game, and sweet dishes are generally as good as and
+often better than in English restaurants. Beef and mutton, on the
+other hand, are frequently inferior, though the American porterhouse
+and other steaks sometimes recall English glories that seem largely
+to have vanished. The list of American fish is by no means identical
+with that of Europe, and some of the varieties (such as salmon) seem
+scarcely as savoury. The stranger, however, will find some of his new
+fishy acquaintances decided acquisitions, and it takes no long time to
+acquire a very decided liking for the bass, the pompano, and the
+bluefish, while even the shad is discounted only by his innumerable
+bones. The praises of the American oyster should be sung by an abler
+and more poetic pen than mine! He may not possess the full oceanic
+flavour (coppery, the Americans call it) of our best "natives," but he
+is large, and juicy, and cool, and succulent, and fresh, and (above
+all) cheap and abundant. The variety of ways in which he is served is
+a striking index of the fertile ingenuity of the American mind; and
+the man who knows the oyster only on the half-shell or _en escalope_
+is a mere culinary suckling compared with him who has been brought
+face to face with the bivalve in stews, plain roasts, fancy roasts,
+fries, broils, and fricassees, to say nothing of the form "pigs in
+blankets," or as parboiled in its own liquor, creamed, sauted, or
+pickled.
+
+Wine or beer is much less frequently drunk at meals than in Europe,
+though the amount of alcoholic liquor seen on the tables of a hotel
+would be a very misleading measure of the amount consumed. The men
+have a curious habit of flocking to the bar-room immediately after
+dinner to imbibe the stimulant that preference, or custom, or the fear
+of their wives has deprived them of during the meal. Wine is generally
+poor and dear. The mixed drinks at the bar are fascinating and
+probably very indigestible. Their names are not so bizarre as it is
+an article of the European's creed to believe. America possesses the
+largest brewery in the world, that of Pabst at Milwaukee, producing
+more than a million of gallons a year; and there are also large
+breweries at St. Louis, Rochester, and many other places. The beer
+made resembles the German lager, and is often excellent. Its use is
+apparently spreading rapidly from the German Americans to Americans of
+other nationalities. The native wine of California is still fighting
+against the unfavourable reputation it acquired from the ignorance and
+impatience of its early manufacturers. The art of wine-growing,
+however, is now followed with more brains, more experience, and more
+capital, and the result is in many instances excellent. The _vin
+ordinaire_ of California, largely made from the Zinfandel grape, has
+been described as a "peasant's wine," but when drunk on the spot
+compares fairly with the cheaper wines of Europe. Some of the finest
+brands of Californian red wine (such as that known as Las Palmas),
+generally to be had from the producers only, are sound and
+well-flavoured wines, which will probably improve steadily. It is a
+thousand pities that the hotels and restaurants of the United States
+do not do more to push the sale of these native wines, which are at
+least better than most of the foreign wine sold in America at
+extravagant charges. It is also alleged that the Californian and other
+American wines are often sold under French labels and at French
+prices, thus doing a double injustice to their native soil. Coffee or
+tea is always included in the price of an American meal, and these
+comforting beverages (particularly coffee) appear at luncheon and
+dinner in the huge cups that we associate with breakfast exclusively.
+Nor do they follow the meal, as with us, but accompany it. This
+practice, of course, does not hold in the really first-class hotels
+and restaurants.
+
+The real national beverage is, however, ice-water. Of this I have
+little more to say than to warn the British visitor to suspend his
+judgment until he has been some time in the country. I certainly was
+not prejudiced in favour of this chilly draught when I started for the
+United States, but I soon came to find it natural and even necessary,
+and as much so from the dry hot air of the stove-heated room in winter
+as from the natural ambition of the mercury in summer. The habit so
+easily formed was as easily unlearned when I returned to civilisation.
+On the whole, it may be philosophic to conclude that a universal habit
+in any country has some solid if cryptic reason for its existence, and
+to surmise that the drinking of ice-water is not so deadly in the
+States as it might be elsewhere. It certainly is universal enough.
+When you ring a bell or look at a waiter, ice-water is immediately
+brought to you. Each meal is started with a full tumbler of that
+fluid, and the observant darkey rarely allows the tide to ebb until
+the meal is concluded. Ice-water is provided gratuitously and
+copiously on trains, in waiting-rooms, even sometimes in the public
+fountains. If, finally, I were asked to name the characteristic sound
+of the United States, which would tell you of your whereabouts if
+transported to America in an instant of time, it would be the musical
+tinkle of the ice in the small white pitchers that the bell-boys in
+hotels seem perennially carrying along all the corridors, day and
+night, year in and year out.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[30] Lady Theodora Guest, sister of the Duke of Westminster, in her
+book, "A Round Trip in North America," bears the same testimony: "Over
+eleven thousand miles of railway travelling and miles untold of
+driving besides, without an accident or a semblance of one. No
+_contretemps_ of any kind, except the little delay at Hope from the
+'washout,' which did not matter the least; lovely weather, and
+universal kindness and courtesy from man, woman, and child."
+
+[31]
+ "Had you seen but those roads before they were made,
+ You would hold up your hands and bless General Wade."
+
+[32] This epithet must not confirm the usual erroneous belief that
+Florida means "the flowery State." It is so called because discovered
+on Easter Day (Spanish _Pascua Florida_).
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+The American Note
+
+
+Those who have done me the honour to read through the earlier pages of
+this volume will probably find nothing in the present chapter that has
+not already been implied in them, if not expressed. Indeed, I should
+not consider these pages written to any purpose if they did not give
+some indication of what I believe to be the dominant trend of American
+civilisation. A certain amount of condensed explication and
+recapitulation may not, however, be out of place.
+
+In spite of the heterogeneous elements of which American civilisation
+consists, and in spite of the ever-ready pitfalls of spurious
+generalisation, it seems to me that there is very distinctly an
+American note, different in pitch and tone from any note in the
+European concert. The scale to which it belongs is not, indeed, one
+out of all relation to that of the older hemisphere, in the way, for
+example, in which the laws governing Chinese music seem to stand apart
+from all relations to those on which the Sonata Appassionata is
+constructed. "The American," as Emerson said, "is only the
+continuation of the English genius into new conditions, more or less
+propitious;" and the American note, as I understand it, is, with
+allowance for modifications by other nationalities, after all merely
+the New World incarnation of a British potentiality.
+
+To sum it up in one word is hardly practicable; even a Carlylean
+epithet could scarcely focus the content of this idea. It includes a
+sense of illimitable expansion and possibility; an almost childlike
+confidence in human ability and fearlessness of both the present and
+the future; a wider realisation of human brotherhood than has yet
+existed; a greater theoretical willingness to judge by the individual
+rather than by the class; a breezy indifference to authority and a
+positive predilection for innovation; a marked alertness of mind and a
+manifold variety of interest; above all, an inextinguishable
+hopefulness and courage. It is easy to lay one's finger in America
+upon almost every one of the great defects of civilisation--even those
+defects which are specially characteristic of the civilisation of the
+Old World. The United States cannot claim to be exempt from
+manifestations of economic slavery, of grinding the faces of the poor,
+of exploitation of the weak, of unfair distribution of wealth, of
+unjust monopoly, of unequal laws, of industrial and commercial
+chicanery, of disgraceful ignorance, of economic fallacies, of public
+corruption, of interested legislation, of want of public spirit, of
+vulgar boasting and chauvinism, of snobbery, of class prejudice, of
+respect of persons, of a preference of the material over the
+spiritual. In a word, America has not attained, or nearly attained,
+perfection. But below and behind and beyond all its weaknesses and
+evils, there is the grand fact of a noble national theory, founded on
+reason and conscience. Those may scoff who will at the idea of
+anything so intangible being allowed to count seriously in the
+estimation of a nation's or an individual's happiness but the man of
+any imagination can surely conceive the stimulus of the constantly
+abiding sense of a fine national ideal. The vagaries of the Congress
+at Washington may sometimes cause a man more personal inconvenience
+than the doings of the Parliament at Westminster, but they cannot
+wound his self-respect or insult his reason in the same way as the
+idea of being ruled by a group of individuals who have merely taken
+the trouble to be born. The hauteur and insolence of those "above" us
+are always unpleasant, but they are much easier to bear when we feel
+that they are entirely at variance with the theory of the society in
+which they appear, and are at worst merely sporadic manifestations.
+Even the tyranny of trusts is not to be compared to the tyranny of
+landlordism; for the one is felt to be merely an unhappy and (it is
+hoped) temporary aberration of well-meant social machinery, while the
+other seems bred in the very bone of the national existence. It is the
+old story of freedom and hardship being preferable to chains and
+luxury. The material environment of the American may often be far less
+interesting and suggestive than that of the European, but his mind is
+freer, his mental attitude more elastic. Every American carries a
+marshal's baton in his knapsack in a way that has hardly ever been
+true in Europe. It may not assume a more tangible shape than a feeling
+of self-respect that has never been wounded by the thought of personal
+inferiority for merely conventional reasons; but he must be a
+materialist indeed who undervalues this priceless possession. It is
+something for a country to have reached the stage of passing
+"resolutions," even if their conversion into "acts" lags a little; it
+is bootless to sneer at a real "land of promise" because it is not at
+once and in every way a "land of performance."
+
+There is something wonderfully rare and delicate in the finest
+blossoms of American civilisation--something that can hardly be
+paralleled in Europe. The mind that has been brought up in an
+atmosphere theoretically free from all false standards and
+conventional distinctions acquires a singularly unbiassed, detached,
+absolute, purely human way of viewing life. In Matthew Arnold's
+phrase, "it sees life steadily and sees it whole." Just this attitude
+seems unattainable in England; neither in my reading nor my personal
+experience have I encountered what I mean elsewhere than in America.
+We may feel ourselves, for example, the equal of a marquis, but does
+he? And even if he does, do A, and B, and C? No profoundness of belief
+in our own superiority or the superiority of a humble friend to the
+aristocrat can make us ignore the circumambient feeling on the subject
+in the same way that the man brought up in the American vacuum does.
+
+The true-born American is absolutely incapable of comprehending the
+sense of difference between a lord and a plebeian that is forced on
+the most philosophical among ourselves by the mere pressure of the
+social atmosphere. It is for him a fourth dimension of space; it may
+be talked about, but practically it has no existence. It is entirely
+within the bounds of possibility for an American to attempt graciously
+to put royalty at its ease, and to try politely to make it forget its
+anomalous position. The British radical philosopher may attain the
+height of saying, "With a great sum obtained I this 'freedom';" the
+American may honestly reply, "But I was free-born."
+
+It is necessary to take long views of American civilisation; not to
+fix our gaze upon small evils in the foreground, not to mistake an
+attack of moral measles for a scorbutic taint. It is quite conceivable
+that a philosophic observer of a century ago might almost have
+predicted the moral and social course of events in the United States,
+if he had only been informed of the coming material conditions, such
+as the overwhelmingly rapid growth of the country in wealth and
+population, coupled with a democratic form of government. Even if
+assured that the ultimate state of the nation would be satisfactory,
+he would still have foreseen the difficulties hemming its progress
+toward the ideal: the inevitable delays, disappointments, and
+set-backs; the struggle between the gross and the spiritual; the
+troubles arising from the constant accession of new raw material
+before the old was welded into shape. There is nothing in the present
+evils of America to lead us to despair of the Republic, if only we let
+a legitimate imagination place us on a view-point sufficiently distant
+and sufficiently high to enable us to look backwards and forwards over
+long stretches of time, and lose the effect of small roughnesses in
+the foreground. Even M. de Tocqueville exaggerated the evils existing
+when he wrote his famous work, and forecast catastrophes that have
+never arisen and seem daily less and less likely ever to arise. Let it
+be enough for the present that America has worked out "a rough average
+happiness for the million," that the great masses of the people have
+attained a by no means despicable amount of independence and comfort.
+Those who are apt to think that the comfort of the crowd must mean the
+_ennui_ of the cultured may safely be reminded of Obermann's saying,
+that no individual life can (or ought to) be happy _passee au milieu
+des generations qui souffrent_. _This_ source of unhappiness, at any
+rate, is less potent in the United States than elsewhere. It is only
+natural that material prosperity should come more quickly than
+emancipation from ignorance, as Professor Norton has noted in a
+masterly, though perhaps characteristically pessimistic, article in
+the _Forum_ for February, 1896. It may, too, be true, as the same
+writer remarks, that the common school system of America does little
+"to quicken the imagination, to refine and elevate the moral
+intelligence;" and the remark is valuable as a note of warning. But it
+may well be asked whether the American school system is in this
+respect unfavourably distinguished from that of any other country; and
+it must not be forgotten that even instruction in ordinary topics
+stimulates the soil for more valuable growths. The methods of the
+Salvation Army do not appeal to the dilettante; but it is more than
+possible that the grandchildren of the man whose imagination has been
+touched, if ever so slightly, by the crude appeal of trombones out of
+tune and the sight of poke-bonnets and backward-striding maidens, will
+be more intelligent and susceptible human beings than the
+grandchildren of the chawbacon whose mental horizon has been bounded
+by the bottom of his pewter mug.
+
+Those who think for themselves will naturally make more mistakes than
+those who carefully follow the dictates of a competent authority; but
+there are other counterbalancing advantages which bring the
+enterprising mistake-maker more speedily to the goal than his
+impeccable rival. The poet might almost have sung "'Tis better to have
+erred and learned than never to have erred at all." The _intellectual_
+monopoly of England is, perhaps, even more dangerous than the
+material. The monastic societies of Oxford and Cambridge are too apt
+to insist on certain _forms_ of knowledge, and to think that real
+wisdom is the prerogative of the few. And we undoubtedly owe many of
+the healthy breezes of rebellion and scepticism in such matters to the
+example of America. The keen-eyed Yankees distinguish more clearly
+than we do between the essential conditions of existence and the
+"stupid and vulgar accidents of human contrivance," and are
+consequently readier to lay irreverent hands on time-honoured abuses.
+If a balance could be struck between the influence of Europe on
+America and that of America on Europe, it is not by any means clear
+that the scale would descend in favour of the older world.
+
+There is a long list of influential witnesses in favour of the theory
+that the development of the democratic spirit is bound inevitably to
+hamper individuality and encourage mediocrity. De Tocqueville,
+Scherer, Renan, Maine, Bourget, Matthew Arnold, all lend the weight of
+their names to this conclusion. It does not seem to me that this
+theory is supported by the social facts of the United States. When we
+have made allowance for the absence of a number of picturesque
+phenomena which are due to temporal and physical conditions, and would
+be equally lacking if the country were an autocracy or oligarchy,
+there remains in the United States greater room for the development
+of idiosyncrasy than, perhaps, in any other country. It has been
+paradoxically argued by an English writer that individualism could not
+reach its highest point except in a socialistic community; _i.e._,
+that the unbridled competition of the present day drives square pegs
+into round holes and thus forces the individual, for the sake of bread
+and butter, to do that which is foreign to his nature; whereas in an
+ideal socialism each individual would be encouraged to follow his own
+bent and develop his own special talent for the good of the community.
+To a certain extent this seems true of the United States. The career
+there is more open to the talents; the world is an oyster which the
+individual can open with many kinds of knives; what the Germans call
+"_umsatteln_", or changing one's profession as one changes one's
+horse, is much more feasible in the New World than in the Old. The
+freedom and largeness of opportunity is a stimulus to all strong
+minds. Lincoln, as Professor Dowden remarks, would in the Middle Ages
+have probably continued to split rails all his life.
+
+ The fact is that if the predominant power of a few great minds is
+ diminished in a democracy, it is because, together with such
+ minds, a thousand others are at work contributing to the total
+ result.... It is surely for the advantage of the most eminent
+ minds that they should be surrounded by men of energy and
+ intellect, who belong neither to the class of hero-worshippers
+ nor to the class of _valets de chambre_.
+
+ The truth seems to be that with an increased population and the
+ multiplicity of interests and influences at play on men, we may
+ expect a greater diversity of mental types in the future than
+ could be found at any period in the past. The supposed uniformity
+ of society in a democratic age is apparent, not real; artificial
+ distinctions are replaced by natural differences; and within the
+ one great community exists a vast number of smaller communities,
+ each having its special intellectual and moral characteristics.
+ In the few essentials of social order the majority rightly has
+ its way, but within certain broad bounds, which are fixed, there
+ remains ample scope for the action of a multitude of various
+ minorities.--_"New Studies in Literature," by Prof. E. Dowden._
+
+The so-called uniformity and monotony of American life struck me as
+existing in appearance much more than in reality. If all my ten
+neighbours have pretty much the same income and enjoy pretty much the
+same comforts, their little social circle is certainly in a sense much
+more uniform than if their incomes ranged down from L10,000 to L300
+and their household state from several powdered footmen to a little
+maid-of-all-work; but surely in all that really matters--in thoughts,
+ideas, personal habits and tastes, internal storms and calms, the
+elements of tragedy and comedy, talents and ambitions, loves and
+fears--the former circle might be infinitely more varied than the
+latter. Many critics of American life seem to have been led away by
+merely external similarities, and to have jumped at once to the
+conclusion that one Philadelphian must be as much like another as each
+little red-brick, white-stooped house of the Quaker City is like its
+neighbours. A single glance at the enormous number of _intelligent_
+faces one sees in American society, or even in an American street, is
+enough to dissipate the idea that this can be a country of greater
+monotony than, say, England, where expressionless faces are by no
+means uncommon, even in the best circles. America is more monotonous
+than England, if a more equitable distribution of material comforts be
+monotony; it is not so, if the question be of originality of character
+and susceptibility to ideas.
+
+
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