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+Project Gutenberg's Billy and the Big Stick, by Richard Harding Davis
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+Title: Billy and the Big Stick
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+Author: Richard Harding Davis
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+Posting Date: September 21, 2008 [EBook #1764]
+Release Date: May, 1999
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BILLY AND THE BIG STICK ***
+
+
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+
+Produced by Aaron Cannon
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+
+BILLY AND THE BIG STICK
+
+by Richard Harding Davis
+
+
+
+Had the Wilmot Electric Light people remained content only to make
+light, had they not, as a by-product, attempted to make money, they need
+not have left Hayti.
+
+When they flooded with radiance the unpaved streets of Port-au-Prince no
+one, except the police, who complained that the lights kept them awake,
+made objection; but when for this illumination the Wilmot Company
+demanded payment, every one up to President Hamilear Poussevain was
+surprised and grieved. So grieved was President Ham, as he was lovingly
+designated, that he withdrew the Wilmot concession, surrounded the
+power-house with his barefooted army, and in a proclamation announced
+that for the future the furnishing of electric light would be a monopoly
+of the government.
+
+In Hayti, as soon as it begins to make money, any industry, native or
+foreign, becomes a monopoly of the government. The thing works
+automatically. It is what in Hayti is understood as _haute_ finance. The
+Wilmot people should have known that. Because they did not know that,
+they stood to lose what they had sunk in the electric-light plant, and
+after their departure to New York, which departure was accelerated as
+far as the wharf by seven generals and twelve privates, they proceeded
+to lose more money on lobbyists and lawyers who claimed to understand
+international law; even the law of Hayti. And lawyers who understand
+that are high-priced.
+
+The only employee of the Wilmot force who was not escorted to the wharf
+under guard was Billy Barlow. He escaped the honor because he was
+superintendent of the power-house, and President Ham believed that
+without him the lightning would not strike. Accordingly by an executive
+order Billy became an employee of the government. With this arrangement
+the Wilmot people were much pleased. For they trusted Billy, and they
+knew while in the courts they were righting to regain their property,
+he would see no harm came to it.
+
+Billy's title was Directeur General et Inspecteur Municipal de Luminaire
+Electrique, which is some title, and his salary was fifty dollars a
+week. In spite of Billy's color President Ham always treated his only
+white official with courtesy and gave him his full title. About giving
+him his full salary he was less particular. This neglect greatly annoyed
+Billy. He came of sturdy New England stock and possessed that New
+England conscience which makes the owner a torment to himself, and to
+every one else a nuisance. Like all the other Barlows of Barnstable on
+Cape Cod, Billy had worked for his every penny. He was no shirker. From
+the first day that he carried a pair of pliers in the leg pocket of his
+overalls, and in a sixty-knot gale stretched wires between ice-capped
+tele graph poles, he had more than earned his wages. Never, whether on
+time or at piece-work, had he by a slovenly job, or by beating the
+whistle, robbed his employer. And for his honest toil he was determined
+to be as honestly paid--even by President Hamilcar Poussevain. And
+President Ham never paid anybody; neither the Armenian street peddlers,
+in whose sweets he delighted, nor the Bethlehem Steel Company, nor the
+house of Rothschild.
+
+Why he paid Billy even the small sums that from time to time Billy wrung
+from the president's strong box the foreign colony were at a loss to
+explain. Wagner, the new American consul, asked Billy how he managed it.
+As an American minister had not yet been appointed to the duties of the
+consul, as Wagner assured everybody, were added those of diplomacy. But
+Haytian diplomacy he had yet to master. At the seaport in Scotland where
+he had served as vice-consul, law and order were as solidly established
+as the stone jetties, and by contrast the eccentricities of the Black
+REPUBLIC baffled and distressed him.
+
+"It can't be that you blackmail the president," said the consul,
+"because I understand he boasts he has committed all the known crimes."
+
+"And several he invented," agreed Billy.
+
+"And you can't do it with a gun, because they tell me the president
+isn't afraid of anything except a voodoo priestess. What is your
+secret?" coaxed the consul. "If you'll only sell it, I know several
+Powers that would give you your price." Billy smiled modestly.
+
+"It's very simple," he said. "The first time my wages were shy I went to
+the palace and told him if he didn't come across I'd shut off the juice.
+I think he was so stunned at anybody asking him for real money that
+while he was still stunned he opened his safe and handed me two thousand
+francs. I think he did it more in admiration for my nerve than because
+he owed it. The next time pay-day arrived, and the pay did not, I didn't
+go to the palace. I just went to bed, and the lights went to bed, too.
+You may remember?" The consul snorted indignantly.
+
+"I was holding three queens at the time," he protested. "Was it YOU did
+that?"
+
+"It was," said Billy. "The police came for me to start the current going
+again, but I said I was too ill. Then the president's own doctor came,
+old Gautier, and Gautier examined me with a lantern and said that in
+Hayti my disease frequently proved fatal, but he thought if I turned on
+the lights I might recover. I told him I was tired of life, anyway, but
+that if I could see three thousand francs it might give me an incentive.
+He reported back to the president and the three thousand francs arrived
+almost instantly, and a chicken broth from Ham's own chef, with His
+Excellency's best wishes for the recovery of the invalid. My recovery
+was instantaneous, and I switched on the lights.
+
+"I had just moved into the Widow Ducrot's hotel that week, and her
+daughter Claire wouldn't let me eat the broth. I thought it was because,
+as she's a dandy cook herself, she was professionally jealous. She put
+the broth on the top shelf of the pantry and wrote on a piece of paper,
+'Gare!' But the next morning a perfectly good cat, who apparently
+couldn't read, was lying beside it dead."
+
+The consul frowned reprovingly.
+
+"You should not make such reckless charges," he protested. "I would call
+it only a coincidence."
+
+"You can call it what you please," said Billy, "but it won't bring the
+cat back. Anyway, the next time I went to the palace to collect, the
+president was ready for me. He said he'd been taking out information,
+and he found if I shut off the lights again he could hire another man
+in the States to turn them on. I told him he'd been deceived. I told him
+the Wilmot Electric Lights were produced by a secret process, and that
+only a trained Wilmot man could work them. And I pointed out to him
+if he dismissed me it wasn't likely the Wilmot people would loan him
+another expert; not while they were fighting him through the courts
+and the State Department. That impressed the old man; so I issued my
+ultimatum. I said if he must have electric lights he must have me, too.
+Whether he liked it or not, mine was a life job."
+
+"What did he say to that?" gasped the new consul.
+
+"Said it wasn't a life job, because he was going to have me shot at
+sunset."
+
+"Then you said?"
+
+"I said if he did that there wouldn't be any electric lights, and you
+would bring a warship and shoot Hayti off the map."
+
+The new consul was most indignant.
+
+"You had no right to say that!" he protested. "You did very ill. My
+instructions are to avoid all serious complications."
+
+"That was what I was trying to avoid," said Billy. "Don't you call
+being shot at sunset a serious complication? Or would that be just a
+coincidence, too? You're a hellofa consul!"
+
+Since his talk with the representative of his country four months had
+passed and Billy still held his job. But each month the number of francs
+he was able to wrest from President Hamilcar dwindled, and were won only
+after verbal conflicts that each month increased in violence.
+
+To the foreign colony it became evident that, in the side of President
+Ham, Billy was a thorn, sharp, irritating, virulent, and that at any
+moment Ham might pluck that thorn and Billy would leave Hayti in haste,
+and probably in hand-cuffs. This was evident to Billy, also, and the
+prospect was most disquieting. Not because he loved Hayti, but because
+since he went to lodge at the cafe of the Widow Ducrot, he had learned
+to love her daughter Claire, and Claire loved him.
+
+On the two thousand dollars due him from Ham they plotted to marry. This
+was not as great an adventure as it might appear. Billy knew that from
+the Wilmot people he always was sure of a salary, and one which, with
+such an excellent housekeeper as was Claire, would support them both.
+But with his two thousand dollars as capital they could afford to
+plunge; they could go upon a honeymoon; they need not dread a rainy day,
+and, what was of greatest importance, they need not delay. There was
+good reason against delay, for the hand of the beautiful Claire was
+already promised. The Widow Ducrot had promised it to Paillard, he of
+the prosperous commission business, the prominent EMBONPOINT, and four
+children. Monsieur Paillard possessed an establishment of his own, but
+it was a villa in the suburbs; and so, each day at noon, for his DEJEUNE
+he left his office and crossed the street to the Cafe Ducrot. For five
+years this had been his habit. At first it was the widow's cooking that
+attracted him, then for a time the widow herself; but when from the
+convent Claire came to assist her mother in the cafe, and when from a
+lanky, big-eyed, long-legged child she grew into a slim, joyous, and
+charming young woman, she alone was the attraction, and the Widower
+Paillard decided to make her his wife. Other men had made the same
+decision; and when it was announced that between Claire and the widower
+a marriage had been "arranged," the clerks in the foreign commission
+houses and the agents of the steamship lines drowned their sorrow in
+rum and ran the house flags to half-staff. Paillard himself took the
+proposed alliance calmly. He was not an impetuous suitor. With Widow
+Ducrot he agreed that Claire was still too young to marry, and to
+himself kept the fact that to remarry he was in no haste. In his mind
+doubts still lingered. With a wife, young enough to be one of his
+children, disorganizing, the routine of his villa, would it be any more
+comfortable than he now found it? Would his eldest daughter and her
+stepmother dwell together in harmony? The eldest daughter had assured
+him that so far as she was concerned they would not; and, after all, in
+marrying a girl, no matter how charming, without a dot, and the daughter
+of a boarding-house keeper, no matter how respectable, was he not
+disposing of himself too cheaply? These doubts assailed Papa Paillard;
+these speculations were in his mind. And while he speculated Billy
+acted.
+
+"I know that in France," Billy assured Claire, "marriages are arranged
+by the parents; but in my country they are arranged in heaven. And who
+are we to disregard the edicts of heaven? Ages and ages ago, before the
+flood, before Napoleon, even before old Paillard with his four children,
+it was arranged in heaven that you were to marry me. So, what little
+plans your good mother may make don't cut enough ice to cool a green
+mint. Now, we can't try to get married here," continued Billy, "without
+your mother and Paillard knowing it. In this town as many people have to
+sign the marriage contract as signed our Declaration of Independence:
+all the civil authorities, all the clergy, all the relatives; if every
+man in the telephone book isn't a witness, the marriage doesn't 'take.'
+So, we must elope!"
+
+Having been brought up in a convent, where she was taught to obey
+her mother and forbidden to think of marriage, Claire was naturally
+delighted with the idea of an elopement.
+
+"To where will we elope to?" she demanded. Her English, as she learned
+it from Billy, was sometimes confusing.
+
+"To New York," said Billy. "On the voyage there I will put you in charge
+of the stewardess and the captain; and there isn't a captain on the
+Royal Dutch or the Atlas that hasn't known you since you were a baby.
+And as soon as we dock we'll drive straight to the city hall for a
+license and the mayor himself will marry us. Then I'll get back my old
+job from the Wilmot folks and we'll live happy ever after!"
+
+"In New York, also," asked Claire proudly, "are you directeur of the
+electric lights?"
+
+"On Broadway alone," Billy explained reprovingly, "there is one sign
+that uses more bulbs than there are in the whole of Hayti!"
+
+"New York is a large town!" exclaimed Claire.
+
+"It's a large sign," corrected Billy. "But," he pointed out, "with no
+money we'll never see it. So to-morrow I'm going to make a social call
+on Grandpa Ham and demand my ten thousand francs." Claire grasped his
+arm.
+
+"Be careful," she pleaded. "Remember the chicken soup. If he offers you
+the champagne, refuse it!"
+
+"He won't offer me the champagne," Billy assured her. "It won't be that
+kind of a call."
+
+Billy left the Cafe Ducrot and made his way to the water-front. He was
+expecting some electrical supplies by the PRINZ DER NEDERLANDEN, and she
+had already come to anchor.
+
+He was late, and save for a group of his countrymen, who with the
+customs officials were having troubles of their own, the customs shed
+was all but deserted. Billy saw his freight cleared and was going away
+when one of those in trouble signalled for assistance.
+
+He was a good-looking young man in a Panama hat and his manner seemed
+to take it for granted that Billy knew who he was. "They want us to pay
+duty on our trunks," he explained, "and we want to leave them in bond.
+We'll be here only until to-night, when we're going on down the coast
+to Santo Domingo. But we don't speak French, and we can't make them
+understand that."
+
+"You don't need to speak any language to give a man ten dollars," said
+Billy.
+
+"Oh!" exclaimed the man in the Panama. "I was afraid if I tried that
+they might arrest us."
+
+"They may arrest you if you don't," said Billy. Acting both as
+interpreter and disbursing agent, Billy satisfied the demands of
+his fellow employees of the government, and his fellow countrymen he
+directed to the Hotel Ducrot.
+
+As some one was sure to take their money, he thought it might as well
+go to his mother-in-law elect. The young man in the Panama expressed
+the deepest gratitude, and Billy, assuring him he would see him later,
+continued to the power-house, still wondering where he had seen him
+before.
+
+At the power-house he found seated at his desk a large, bearded stranger
+whose derby hat and ready-to-wear clothes showed that he also had but
+just arrived on the PRINZ DER NEDERLANDEN.
+
+"You William Barlow?" demanded the stranger. "I understand you been
+threatening, unless you get your pay raised, to commit sabotage on these
+works?"
+
+"Who the devil are you?" inquired Billy.
+
+The stranger produced an impressive-looking document covered with seals.
+
+"Contract with the president," he said. "I've taken over your job. You
+better get out quiet," he advised, "as they've given me a squad of
+nigger policemen to see that you do."
+
+"Are you aware that these works are the property of the Wilmot Company?"
+asked Billy, "and that if anything went wrong here they'd hold you
+responsible?" The stranger smiled complacently.
+
+"I've run plants," he said, "that make these lights look like a stable
+lantern on a foggy night."
+
+"In that case," assented Billy, "should anything happen, you'll know
+exactly what to do, and I can leave you in charge without feeling the
+least anxiety."
+
+"That's just what you can do," the stranger agreed heartily, "and you
+can't do it too quick!" From the desk he took Billy's favorite pipe and
+loaded it from Billy's tobacco-jar. But when Billy had reached the door
+he called to him. "Before you go, son," he said "you might give me a tip
+about this climate. I never been in the tropics. It's kind of unhealthy,
+ain't it?"
+
+His expression was one of concern.
+
+"If you hope to keep alive," began Billy, "there are two things to
+avoid----" The stranger laughed knowingly.
+
+"I got you!" he interrupted. "You're going to tell me to cut out wine
+and women."
+
+"I was going to tell you," said Billy, "to cut out hoping to collect any
+wages and to avoid every kind of soup."
+
+From the power-house Billy went direct to the palace. His anxiety was
+great. Now that Claire had consented to leave Hayti, the loss of his
+position did not distress him. But the possible loss of his back pay
+would be a catastrophe. He had hardly enough money to take them both
+to New York, and after they arrived none with which to keep them alive.
+Before the Wilmot Company could find a place for him a month might pass,
+and during that month they might starve. If he went alone and arranged
+for Claire to follow, he might lose her. Her mother might marry her to
+Paillard; Claire might fall ill; without him at her elbow to keep her to
+their purpose the voyage to an unknown land might require more courage
+than she possessed. Billy saw it was imperative they should depart
+together, and to that end he must have his two thousand dollars. The
+money was justly his. For it he had sweated and slaved; had given
+his best effort. And so, when he faced the president, he was in no
+conciliatory mood. Neither was the president.
+
+By what right, he demanded, did this foreigner affront his ears with
+demands for money; how dared he force his way into his presence and
+to his face babble of back pay? It was insolent, incredible. With
+indignation the president set forth the position of the government:
+Billy had been discharged and, with the appointment of his successor,
+the stranger in the derby hat, had ceased to exist. The government could
+not pay money to some one who did not exist. All indebtedness to Billy
+also had ceased to exist. The account had been wiped out. Billy had been
+wiped out. The big negro, with the chest and head of a gorilla, tossed
+his kinky white curls so violently that the ringlets danced. Billy, he
+declared, had been a pest; a fly that buzzed and buzzed and disturbed
+his slumbers. And now when the fly thought he slept he had caught and
+crushed it-so. President Ham clinched his great fist convulsively and,
+with delight in his pantomime, opened his fingers one by one, and held
+out his pink palm, wrinkled and crossed like the hand of a washerwoman,
+as though to show Billy that in it lay the fly, dead.
+
+"C'EST UNE CHOSE JUGEE!" thundered the president. He reached for his
+quill pen.
+
+But Billy, with Claire in his heart, with the injustice of it rankling
+in his mind, did not agree.
+
+"It is not an affair closed," shouted Billy in his best French. "It is
+an affair international, diplomatic; a cause for war!"
+
+Believing he had gone mad, President Ham gazed at him speechless.
+
+"From here I go to the cable Office," shouted Billy. "I cable for a
+warship! If, by to-night, I am not paid my money, marines will
+surround our power-house, and the Wilmot people will back me up, and my
+government will back me up!"
+
+It was, so Billy thought, even as he launched it, a tirade satisfying
+and magnificent. But in his turn the president did not agree.
+
+He rose. He was a large man. Billy wondered he had not previously
+noticed how very large he was.
+
+"To-night at nine o'clock," he said, "the German boat departs for New
+York." As though aiming a pistol, he raised his arm and at Billy pointed
+a finger. "If, after she departs, you are found in Port-au-Prince, you
+will be shot!"
+
+The audience-chamber was hung with great mirrors in frames of tarnished
+gilt. In these Billy saw himself reproduced in a wavering line of
+Billies that, like the ghost of Banquo, stretched to the disappearing
+point. Of such images there was an army, but of the real Billy, as he
+was acutely conscious, there was but one. Among the black faces scowling
+from the doorways he felt the odds were against him. Without making a
+reply he passed out between the racks of rusty muskets in the anteroom,
+between the two Gatling guns guarding the entrance, and on the palace
+steps, in indecision, halted.
+
+As Billy hesitated an officer followed him from the palace and beckoned
+to the guard that sat in the bare dust of the Champ de Mars playing
+cards for cartridges. Two abandoned the game, and, having received their
+orders, picked their muskets from the dust and stood looking expectantly
+at Billy.
+
+They were his escort, and it was evident that until nine o'clock, when
+he sailed, his movements would be spied upon; his acts reported to the
+president.
+
+Such being the situation, Billy determined that his first act to be
+reported should be of a nature to cause the president active mental
+anguish. With his guard at his heels he went directly to the cable
+station, and to the Secretary of State of the United States addressed
+this message: "President refuses my pay; threatens shoot; wireless
+nearest war-ship proceed here full speed. William Barlow."
+
+Billy and the director of telegraphs, who out of office hours was a
+field-marshal, and when not in his shirt-sleeves always appeared in
+uniform, went over each word of the cablegram together. When Billy was
+assured that the field-marshal had grasped the full significance of it
+he took it back and added, "Love to Aunt Maria." The extra words cost
+four dollars and eighty cents gold, but, as they suggested ties of blood
+between himself and the Secretary of State, they seemed advisable.
+In the account-book in which he recorded his daily expenditures Billy
+credited the item to "life-insurance."
+
+The revised cablegram caused the field-marshal deep concern. He frowned
+at Billy ferociously.
+
+"I will forward this at once," he promised. "But, I warn you," he added,
+"I deliver also a copy to MY president!"
+
+Billy sighed hopefully.
+
+"You might deliver the copy first," he suggested.
+
+From the cable station Billy, still accompanied by his faithful
+retainers, returned to the power-house. There he bade farewell to the
+black brothers who had been his assistants, and upon one of them pressed
+a sum of money.
+
+As they parted, this one, as though giving the password of a secret
+society, chanted solemnly:
+
+"A HUIT HEURES JUSTE!" And Billy clasped his hand and nodded.
+
+At the office of the Royal Dutch West India Line Billy purchased a
+ticket to New York and inquired were there many passengers. "The ship is
+empty," said the agent.
+
+"I am glad," said Billy, "for one of my assistants may come with me. He
+also is being deported."
+
+"You can have as many cabins as you want," said the agent. "We are so
+sorry to see you go that we will try to make you feel you leave us on
+your private yacht."
+
+The next two hours Billy spent in seeking out those acquaintances
+from whom he could borrow money. He found that by asking for it in
+homoeopathic doses he was able to shame the foreign colony into loaning
+him all of one hundred dollars. This, with what he had in hand, would
+take Claire and himself to New York and for a week keep them alive.
+After that he must find work or they must starve.
+
+In the garden of the Cafe Ducrot Billy placed his guard at a table with
+bottles of beer between them, and at an 'adjoining table with Claire
+plotted the elopement for that night. The garden was in the rear of the
+hotel and a door in the lower wall opened into the rue Cambon, that led
+directly to the water-front.
+
+Billy proposed that at eight o'clock Claire should be waiting in the rue
+Cambon outside this door. They would then make their way to one of the
+less frequented wharfs, where Claire would arrange to have a rowboat in
+readiness, and in it they would take refuge on the steamer. An hour
+later, before the flight of Claire could be discovered, they would have
+started on their voyage to the mainland.
+
+"I warn you," said Billy, "that after we reach New York I have only
+enough to keep us for a week. It will be a brief honey-moon. After that
+we will probably starve. I'm not telling you this to discourage you," he
+explained; "only trying to be honest."
+
+"I would rather starve with you in New York," said Claire, "than die
+here without you."
+
+At these words Billy desired greatly to kiss Claire, but the guards were
+scowling at him. It was not until Claire had gone to her room to pack
+her bag and the chance to kiss her had passed that Billy recognized that
+the scowls were intended to convey the fact that the beer bottles were
+empty. He remedied this and remained alone at his table considering the
+out look. The horizon was, indeed, gloomy, and the only light upon it,
+the loyalty and love of the girl, only added to his bitterness. Above
+all things he desired to make her content, to protect her from disquiet,
+to convince her that in the sacrifice she was making she also was
+plotting her own happiness. Had he been able to collect his ten thousand
+francs his world would have danced in sunshine. As it was, the heavens
+were gray and for the future the skies promised only rainy days. In
+these de pressing reflections Billy was interrupted by the approach of
+the young man in the Panama hat. Billy would have avoided him, but the
+young man and his two friends would not be denied. For the service Billy
+had rendered them they wished to express their gratitude. It found
+expression in the form of Planter's punch. As they consumed this Billy
+explained to the strangers why the customs men had detained them.
+
+"You told them you were leaving to-night for Santo Domingo," said Billy;
+"but they knew that was impossible, for there is no steamer down the
+coast for two weeks."
+
+The one whose features seemed familiar replied:
+
+"Still, we are leaving to-night," he said; "not on a steamer, but on a
+war-ship."
+
+"A war-ship?" cried Billy. His heart beat at high speed. "Then," he
+exclaimed, "you are a naval officer?"
+
+The young man shook his head and, as though challenging Billy to make
+another guess, smiled.
+
+"Then," Billy complied eagerly, "you are a diplomat! Are you our new
+minister?"
+
+One of the other young men exclaimed reproachfully:
+
+"You know him perfectly well!" he protested. "You've seen his picture
+thousands of times."
+
+With awe and pride he placed his hand on Billy's arm and with the other
+pointed at the one in the Panama hat.
+
+"It's Harry St. Clair," he announced. "Harry St. Clair, the King of the
+Movies!"
+
+"The King of the Movies," repeated Billy. His disappointment was so keen
+as to be embarrassing.
+
+"Oh!" he exclaimed, "I thought you----" Then he remembered his manners.
+"Glad to meet you," he said. "Seen you on the screen."
+
+Again his own troubles took precedence. "Did you say," he demanded, "One
+of our war-ships is coming here TO-DAY?"
+
+"Coming to take me to Santo Domingo," explained Mr. St. Clair. He spoke
+airily, as though to him as a means of locomotion battle-ships were
+as trolley-cars. The Planter's punch, which was something he had
+never before encountered, encouraged the great young man to unbend. He
+explained further and fully, and Billy, his mind intent upon his own
+affair, pretended to listen.
+
+The United States Government, Mr. St. Clair explained, was assisting him
+and the Apollo Film Company in producing the eight-reel film entitled
+"The Man Behind the Gun."
+
+With it the Navy Department plotted to advertise the navy and encourage
+recruiting. In moving pictures, in the form of a story, with love
+interest, villain, comic relief, and thrills, it would show the life of
+American bluejackets afloat and ashore, at home and abroad. They would
+be seen at Yokohama playing baseball with Tokio University; in the
+courtyard of the Vatican receiving the blessing of the Pope; at Waikiki
+riding the breakers on a scrubbing-board; in the Philippines eating
+cocoanuts in the shade of the sheltering palm, and in Brooklyn in the
+Y. M. C. A. club, in the shadow of the New York sky-scrapers, playing
+billiards and reading the sporting extras.
+
+As it would be illustrated on the film the life of "The Man Behind the
+Gun" was one of luxurious ease. In it coal-passing, standing watch in a
+blizzard, and washing down decks, cold and unsympathetic, held no part.
+But to prove that the life of Jack was not all play he would be seen
+fighting for the flag. That was where, as "Lieutenant Hardy, U. S. A.,"
+the King of the Movies entered.
+
+"Our company arrived in Santo Domingo last week," he explained. "And
+they're waiting for me now. I'm to lead the attack on the fortress. We
+land in shore boats under the guns of the ship and I take the fortress.
+First, we show the ship clearing for action and the men lowering the
+boats and pulling for shore. Then we cut back to show the gun-crews
+serving the guns. Then we jump to the landing-party wading through the
+breakers. I lead them. The man who is carrying the flag gets shot and
+drops in the surf. I pick him up, put him on my shoulder, and carry him
+and the flag to the beach, where----"
+
+Billy suddenly awoke. His tone was one of excited interest.
+
+"You got a uniform?" he demanded.
+
+"Three," said St. Clair impressively, "made to order according to
+regulations on file in the Quartermaster's Department. Each absolutely
+correct." Without too great a show of eagerness he inquired: "Like to
+see them?"
+
+Without too great a show of eagerness Billy assured him that he would.
+
+"I got to telephone first," he added, "but by the time you get your
+trunk open I'll join you in your room."
+
+In the cafe, over the telephone, Billy addressed himself to the
+field-marshal in charge of the cable office. When Billy gave his name,
+the voice of that dignitary became violently agitated.
+
+"Monsieur Barlow," he demanded, "do you know that the war-ship for which
+you cabled your Secretary of State makes herself to arrive?"
+
+At the other end of the 'phone, although restrained by the confines of
+the booth, Billy danced joyously. But his voice was stern.
+
+"Naturally," he replied. "Where is she now?"
+
+An hour before, so the field-marshal informed him, the battle-ship
+LOUISIANA had been sighted and by telegraph reported. She was
+approaching under forced draft. At any moment she might anchor in the
+outer harbor. Of this President Ham had been informed. He was grieved,
+indignant; he was also at a loss to understand.
+
+"It is very simple," explained Billy. "She probably was somewhere in
+the Windward Passage. When the Secretary got my message he cabled
+Guantanamo, and Guantanamo wired the war-ship nearest Port-au-Prince."
+
+"President Poussevain," warned the field marshal, "is greatly disturbed."
+
+"Tell him not to worry," said Billy. "Tell him when the bombardment
+begins I will see that the palace is outside the zone of fire."
+
+As Billy entered the room of St. Clair his eyes shone with a strange
+light. His manner, which toward a man of his repute St. Clair
+had considered a little too casual, was now enthusiastic, almost
+affectionate.
+
+"My dear St. Clair," cried Billy, "I'VE FIXED IT! But, until I was SURE,
+I didn't want to raise your hopes!"
+
+"Hopes of what?" demanded the actor.
+
+"An audience with the president!" cried Billy. "I've just called him up
+and he says I'm to bring you to the palace at once. He's heard of you,
+of course, and he's very pleased to meet you. I told him about 'The Man
+Behind the Gun,' and he says you must come in your makeup as 'Lieutenant
+Hardy, U.S.A.,' just as he'll see you on the screen."
+
+Mr. St. Clair stammered delightedly.
+
+"In uniform," he protested; "won't that be----"
+
+"White, special full dress," insisted Billy. "Medals, side-arms,
+full-dress belt, and gloves. What a press story! 'The King of the Movies
+Meets the President of Hayti!' Of course, he's only an ignorant negro,
+but on Broadway they don't know that; and it will sound fine!" St. Clair
+coughed nervously.
+
+"DON'T forget," he stammered, "I can't speak French, or understand it,
+either."
+
+The eyes of Billy became as innocent as those of a china doll.
+
+"Then I'll interpret," he said. "And, oh, yes," he added, "he's sending
+two of the palace soldiers to act as an escort--sort of guard of honor!"
+
+The King of the Movies chuckled excitedly.
+
+"Fine!" he exclaimed. "You ARE a brick!"
+
+With trembling fingers he began to shed his outer garments.
+
+To hide his own agitation Billy walked to the window and turned his
+back. Night had fallen and the electric lights, that once had been his
+care, sprang into life. Billy looked at his watch. It was seven o'clock.
+The window gave upon the harbor, and a mile from shore he saw the cargo
+lights of the PRINZ DER NEDERLANDEN, and slowly approaching, as though
+feeling for her berth, a great battle-ship. When Billy turned from the
+window his voice was apparently undisturbed.
+
+"We've got to hurry," he said. "The LOUISIANA is standing in. She'll
+soon be sending a launch for you. We've just time to drive to the palace
+and back before the launch gets here."
+
+From his mind President Ham had dismissed all thoughts of the war-ship
+that had been sighted and that now had come to anchor. For the moment he
+was otherwise concerned. Fate could not harm him; he was about to dine.
+
+But, for the first time in the history of his administration, that
+solemn ceremony was rudely halted. An excited aide, trembling at his own
+temerity, burst upon the president's solitary state.
+
+In the anteroom, he announced, an officer from the battle-ship LOUISIANA
+demanded instant audience.
+
+For a moment, transfixed in amazement, anger, and alarm President Ham
+remained seated. Such a visit, uninvited, was against all tradition; it
+was an affront, an insult. But that it was against all precedent argued
+some serious necessity. He decided it would be best to receive the
+officer. Besides, to continue his dinner was now out of the question.
+Both appetite and digestion had fled from him.
+
+In the anteroom Billy was whispering final instructions to St. Clair.
+
+"Whatever happens," he begged, "don't LAUGH! Don't even smile politely!
+He's very ignorant, you see, and he's sensitive. When he meets
+foreigners and can't understand their language, he's always afraid if
+they laugh that he's made a break and that they're laughing at HIM. So,
+be solemn; look grave; look haughty!"
+
+"I got you!" assented St. Clair. "I'm to 'register' pride."
+
+"Exactly!" said Billy. "The more pride you register, the better for us."
+
+Inwardly cold with alarm, outwardly frigidly polite, Billy presented
+"Lieutenant Hardy." He had come, Billy explained, in answer to the call
+for help sent by himself to the Secretary of State, which by wireless
+had been communicated to the LOUISIANA. Lieutenant Hardy begged him
+to say to the president that he was desolate at having to approach His
+Excellency so unceremoniously. But His Excellency, having threatened the
+life of an American citizen, the captain, of the LOUISIANA was forced to
+act quickly.
+
+"And this officer?" demanded President Ham; "what does he want?"
+
+"He says," Billy translated to St. Clair, "that he is very glad to meet
+you, and he wants to know how much you earn a week."
+
+The actor suppressed his surprise and with pardonable pride said that
+his salary was six hundred dollars a week and royalties on each film.
+Billy bowed to the president.
+
+"He says," translated Billy, "he is here to see that I get my ten
+thousand francs, and that if I don't get them in ten minutes he will
+return to the ship and land marines."
+
+To St. Clair it seemed as though the president received his statement
+as to the amount of his salary, with a disapproval that was hardly
+flattering. With the heel of his giant fist the president beat upon the
+table, his curls shook, his gorilla-like shoulders heaved.
+
+In an explanatory aside Billy made this clear.
+
+"He says," he interpreted, "that you get more as an actor than he gets
+as president, and it makes him mad."
+
+"I can see it does myself," whispered St. Clair. "And I don't understand
+French, either."
+
+President Ham was protesting violently. It was outrageous, he exclaimed;
+it was inconceivable that a great republic should shake the Big Stick
+over the head of a small republic, and for a contemptible ten thousand
+francs.
+
+"I will not believe," he growled, "that this officer has authority
+to threaten me. You have deceived him. If he knew the truth, he would
+apologize. Tell him," he roared suddenly, "that I DEMAND that he
+apologize!"
+
+Billy felt like the man who, after jauntily forcing the fighting,
+unexpectedly gets a jolt on the chin that drops him to the canvas.
+
+While the referee might have counted three Billy remained upon the
+canvas.
+
+Then again he forced the fighting. Eagerly he turned to St. Clair.
+
+"He says," he translated, "you must recite something." St. Clair
+exclaimed incredulously: "Recite!" he gasped.
+
+Than his indignant protest nothing could have been more appropriate.
+
+"Wants to see you act out," insisted Billy. "Go on," he begged; "humor
+him. Do what he wants or he'll put us in jail!"
+
+"But what shall I----"
+
+"He wants the curse of Rome from Richelieu," explained Billy. "He knows
+it in French and he wants you to recite it in English. Do you know it?"
+
+The actor smiled haughtily.
+
+"I WROTE it," he protested. "Richelieu's my middle name. I've done it in
+stock."
+
+"Then do it now!" commanded Billy. "Give it to him hot. I'm Julie de
+Mortemar. He's the villain Barabas. Begin where Barabas hands you the
+cue, 'The country is the king!'"
+
+In embarrassment St. Clair coughed tentatively.
+
+"Whoever heard of Cardinal Richelieu," he protested, "in a navy
+uniform?"
+
+"Begin!" begged Billy.
+
+"What'll I do with my cap?" whispered St. Clair.
+
+In an ecstasy of alarm Billy danced from foot to foot. "I'll hold your
+cap," he cried. "Go on!"
+
+St. Clair gave his cap of gold braid to Billy and shifted his
+"full-dress" sword-belt. Not without concern did President Ham observe
+these preparations. For the fraction of a second, in alarm, his eyes
+glanced to the exits. He found that the officers of his staff completely
+filled them. Their presence gave him confidence and his eyes returned to
+Lieutenant Hardy.
+
+That gentleman heaved a deep sigh. Dejectedly, his head fell forward
+until his chin rested upon his chest. Much to the relief of the
+president, it appeared evident that Lieutenant Hardy was about to accede
+to his command and apologize. St. Clair groaned heavily.
+
+"Ay, is it so?" he muttered. His voice was deep, resonant, vibrating
+like a bell. His eyes no longer suggested apology. They were strange,
+flashing; the eyes of a religious fanatic; and balefully they were fixed
+upon President Ham.
+
+"Then wakes the power," the deep voice rumbled, "that in the age of iron
+burst forth to curb the great and raise the low." He flung out his left
+arm and pointed it at Billy.
+
+"Mark where she stands!" he commanded.
+
+With a sweeping, protecting gesture he drew around Billy an imaginary
+circle. The pantomime was only too clear. To the aged negro, who feared
+neither God nor man, but only voodoo, there was in the voice and gesture
+that which caused his blood to chill.
+
+"Around her form," shrieked St. Clair, "I draw the awful circle of
+our solemn church! Set but one foot within that holy ground and on thy
+head----" Like a semaphore the left arm dropped, and the right arm, with
+the fore-finger pointed, shot out at President Ham. "Yea, though it wore
+a CROWN--I launch the CURSE OF ROME!"
+
+No one moved. No one spoke. What terrible threat had hit him President
+Ham could not guess. He did not ask. Stiffly, like a man in a trance, he
+turned to the rusty iron safe behind his chair and spun the handle. When
+again he faced them he held a long envelope which he presented to Billy.
+
+"There are the ten thousand francs," he said. "Ask him if he is
+satisfied, and demand that he go at once!"
+
+Billy turned to St. Clair.
+
+"He says," translated Billy, "he's very much obliged and hopes we will
+come again. Now," commanded Billy, "bow low and go out facing him. We
+don't want him to shoot us in the back!"
+
+Bowing to the president, the actor threw at Billy a glance full of
+indignation. "Was I as BAD as that?" he demanded.
+
+On schedule time Billy drove up to the Hotel Ducrot and relinquished St.
+Clair to the ensign in charge of the launch from the LOUISIANA. At sight
+of St. Clair in the regalia of a superior officer, that young gentleman
+showed his surprise.
+
+"I've been giving a 'command' performance for the president," explained
+the actor modestly. "I recited for him, and, though I spoke in English,
+I think I made quite a hit."
+
+"You certainly," Billy assured him gratefully, "made a terrible hit with
+me."
+
+As the moving-picture actors, escorted by the ensign, followed their
+trunks to the launch, Billy looked after them with a feeling of great
+loneliness. He was aware that from the palace his carriage had been
+followed; that drawn in a cordon around the hotel negro policemen
+covertly observed him. That President Ham still hoped to recover his
+lost prestige and his lost money was only too evident.
+
+It was just five minutes to eight.
+
+Billy ran to his room, and with his suit-case in his hand slipped down
+the back stairs and into the garden. Cautiously he made his way to the
+gate in the wall, and in the street outside found Claire awaiting him.
+
+With a cry of relief she clasped his arm.
+
+"You are safe!" she cried. "I was so frightened for you. That President
+Ham, he is a beast, an ogre!" Her voice sank to a whisper. "And for
+myself also I have been frightened. The police, they are at each corner.
+They watch the hotel. They watch ME! Why? What do they want?"
+
+"They want something of mine," said Billy. "But I can't tell you what it
+is until I'm sure it is mine. Is the boat at the wharf?"
+
+"All is arranged," Claire assured him. "The boatmen are our friends;
+they will take us safely to the steamer."
+
+With a sigh of relief Billy lifted her valise and his own, but he did
+not move forward. Anxiously Claire pulled at his sleeve.
+
+"Come!" she begged. "For what it is that you wait?"
+
+It was just eight o'clock.
+
+Billy was looking up at the single electric light bulb that lit the
+narrow street, and following the direction of his eyes, Claire saw the
+light grow dim, saw the tiny wires grow red, and disappear. From
+over all the city came shouts, and cries of consternation oaths, and
+laughter, and then darkness.
+
+"I was waiting for THIS!" cried Billy.
+
+With the delight of a mischievous child Claire laughed aloud.
+
+"You-you did it!" she accused.
+
+"I did!" said Billy. "And now-we must run like the devil!"
+
+The PRINZ DER NEDERLANDEN was drawing slowly out of the harbor. Shoulder
+to shoulder Claire and Billy leaned upon the rail. On the wharfs of
+Port-au-Prince they saw lanterns tossing and candles twinkling; saw the
+LOUISIANA, blazing like a Christmas-tree, steaming majestically south;
+in each other's eyes saw that all was well.
+
+From his pocket Billy drew a long envelope.
+
+"I can now with certainty," said Billy, "state that this is mine--OURS."
+
+He opened the envelope, and while Claire gazed upon many mille-franc
+notes Billy told how he had retrieved them.
+
+"But what danger!" cried Claire. "In time Ham would have paid. Your
+president at Washington would have made him pay. Why take such risks?
+You had but to wait!"
+
+Billy smiled contentedly.
+
+"Dear one!" he exclaimed, "the policy of watchful waiting is safer, but
+the Big Stick acts quicker and gets results!"
+
+
+
+
+
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