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+<h1 class="pg">The Project Gutenberg eBook, A Jolly by Josh, by "Josh"</h1>
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+<p>Title: A Jolly by Josh</p>
+<p>Author: "Josh"</p>
+<p>Release Date: January 13, 2006 [eBook #17499]</p>
+<p>Language: English</p>
+<p>Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1</p>
+<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A JOLLY BY JOSH***</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h4 class="pg">E-text prepared by Barbara Tozier, Bill Tozier,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team<br />
+ (http://www.pgdp.net/)</h4>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h1>A JOLLY BY JOSH</h1>
+<h4>PRIVATELY PRINTED</h4>
+<h3>MCMII</h3>
+<hr />
+<div class="preface">
+<p>Dear Charlie,&mdash;Having a spare moment as I crossed the
+continent last time, I sat down in the rear end of a Lake Shore
+Limited train, and began to cast about me with a view to hitting
+upon some way of passing the time amicably with myself. As I looked
+about the car, I studied the faces and persons of my
+fellow-travellers, and found them uniformly uninteresting. My mind
+wandered from them out of the window, and I noted with a casual eye
+the advance civilization was making on both sides of the track. I
+began wandering vaguely from that back to the time when this was a
+trackless wilderness; and I pictured to myself the advent of the
+white man, and so on in an aimless sort of a way, from the
+beginning of our country until I reached the Declaration of
+Independence, the terms of which have always remained vividly
+impressed upon my mind.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!&rdquo; That
+is what we are after. So it is. How ridiculous! Why don&rsquo;t we
+think of it oftener? How many of us are free? How many of us are
+happy? And, particularly, how many of us would be any happier if we
+got the things we want? What foolish wants we have, anyway! Almost
+everybody wants something they don&rsquo;t want.</p>
+<p>Just then my eye caught sight of the official stenographer
+advertised as free. To an economical soul like mine the opportunity
+of having a free stenographer for a day and a half was too good to
+let slip by. So, placing my chair up alongside of his, I took from
+my pocket a letter which I had just received from my nephew, who
+had been spending his vacation in the West, and which I had not
+known exactly how to answer.</p>
+<p>The train of thoughts in which I had indulged, and the
+peculiarly vacant condition of my mind, made the time favorable for
+expansion upon the theme which had occurred to me; and so I
+inflicted on the poor boy a long letter, or sermon, or essay, or
+whatever you may please to call it, which I am enclosing to
+you.</p>
+<p>I know that you are interested in topics of this sort, and so
+send it along with an apology for the amount of your valuable time
+which I am so wilfully wasting.</p>
+<p class="signature">Your old friend,</p>
+<p class="name">JOSH.</p>
+</div>
+<hr class="short" />
+<p><em>Dear Tom</em>,&mdash;I have just received your letter,
+asking if you could bring a pony back from Colorado. I answer most
+assuredly, &ldquo;Yes&rdquo;; that is, if you want to! But do you
+want to? This question having occurred to my mind, and perhaps not
+to yours, you must excuse my becoming a little long-winded if I
+launch out on a train of ideas which has presented itself to my
+mind.</p>
+<p>Let me briefly serve up the circumstances that surround you, and
+perhaps I can paint them so that you will look at them from a new
+point of view.</p>
+<p>You are eighteen years of age. You have lived surrounded by
+wealth and a good deal of luxury; but the luxury in which you were
+lapped was the comfort with which a man of great working brain, who
+has well earned the right to spend freely, chose to take for his
+own rest and amusement, knowing well the value of every cent he has
+spent or given away.</p>
+<p>As the youngest of many sons, you have never had any
+responsibility; and yet your parents have left you with a taste for
+all kinds of expensive things, although, when you come to your
+money in a few years, you will have enough to gratify only a small
+part of the tastes which you have acquired. Nevertheless, the money
+to which you are heir, while necessitating a lower rate of
+expenditures than that of the household you have been brought up
+in, is sufficient to enable you to live under much easier
+circumstances than most of your neighbors.</p>
+<p>In fact, if many of your friends started life with the income
+that will be yours, they would consider themselves decidedly rich,
+and would become, for a time at least, very much happier.</p>
+<p>It seems to me that the Declaration of Independence has put it
+pat when it defines the principal object for which we strive as
+&ldquo;<span class="sc">Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of
+Happiness</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This may seem wandering far from the question of a pony; but, if
+you have patience and follow me closely, you will find the old man
+is not too far from the point.</p>
+<p>Now let us bear fully in mind that Life, Liberty, and Happiness
+are the objects which we have in view. In the tangled complications
+of modern existence one gets lost and bewildered, unless having
+very definitely in mind the objects for which we are striving. We
+would be like a ship drifting or sailing in a fog without a
+compass. We do not know whether we are attaining and accomplishing,
+or losing ground, unless we have definitely in mind an objective
+point or points with which to make comparisons of our position at
+different times.</p>
+<p>I do not hesitate to write freely that we are engaged in the
+pursuit of happiness, even though shallow minds might take
+exceptions on the ground of selfishness. This is not so, as to a
+properly constituted mind happiness includes seeing others happy,
+and the greatest satisfaction comes from making them so. I will
+therefore let the Declaration of Independence stand for the present
+without amendment.</p>
+<p>Let us begin by postulating a great degree of happiness for
+friend Harris, who has a dear little wife, a small house, and
+twenty-five hundred per year. He will have no vacations and several
+children; and though we see him full of happiness now, and envy his
+good luck and all, yet we foresee that in twenty years, even though
+his salary is doubled, he will have been enabled to lay by nothing,
+and will have a little heart-burning at the thought that he cannot
+give his three daughters the ball dresses and jewels they see among
+their boon companions.</p>
+<p>Thompy, who has four thousand now, is not quite as happy as
+Harris, and complains a good deal of being poor. He is hard-working
+and progressive, and will doubtless double his salary; while Perry
+who is getting ten thousand, part as income from property and part
+as trustee of something or other, is the poorest man I know. He has
+desires, tastes, and expensive habits which would make fifteen
+thousand a year look small to him, and can&rsquo;t get along
+without entertainments and personal expenses on a considerably
+higher plane than he can now afford.</p>
+<p>Where will you land? As you are heading now, you will never be
+an earner&mdash;it is more likely that you will be a
+spender&mdash;of money. You have been accustomed to lots of things
+you could not afford on ten thousand a year. Of course, you can cut
+down to that figure; but where will it land you when you are
+married and have three daughters to send into society? You will be
+worse off than Harris or Thompy in spite of the fact that you have
+twice as much as one and just as much as the other.</p>
+<p>Here is a curious fact I noticed when in college. I was asked by
+the manager of the crew to collect subscriptions for him, and I
+undertook the job in the dormitory in which I lived. I often found
+that the richest men were the poorest. They never had money with
+them, and, while they promised large amounts, they seldom paid;
+while the men of moderate means seemed to be the ones who would
+readily promise reasonable amounts, and then draw a check for it
+the first time you asked them. I am stating these facts for the
+purpose of drawing some conclusions; and I think you will agree
+with me, particularly when I have proved them up by testing them
+from the other side.</p>
+<p>The obvious conclusion sounds almost like a
+platitude,&mdash;that it is not the amount of money one has that
+increases one&rsquo;s happiness, but the use it is put to and the
+attitude of mind you have toward your income and the life you can
+lead with it.</p>
+<p>Let us now apply this to your particular case, and draw some
+more conclusions.</p>
+<p><em>A priori</em>, you would be dissatisfied because you will be
+unable to do the things you have been accustomed to doing, and your
+attitude will be that of a man who has to deny himself things he
+thinks he wants. You will then cut down the rate of expenditure to
+within your income, as you have a certain modicum of sense in
+regard to matters of this kind,&mdash;not acquired, but
+inherited,&mdash;and permit yourself to spend freely up to your
+limits. Observe the result:&mdash;</p>
+<p>When at the end of ten years you are married, you will find
+there is no increase in income, and you will have a lot of
+expensive tastes for things which you have come to look upon as
+necessary; and the increased expenses of a household will make you
+give up all sorts of personal comforts. This will make you feel
+poor, much poorer than Harris, for instance. As your children
+appear, they will in turn rob you of more of the things you have
+been accustomed to. You will have to keep a family horse and a
+pony, and give up trotters and boats.</p>
+<p>I am not detailing these tragedies with the idea of painting a
+gloomy future, but merely to illustrate a point of view,&mdash;a
+habit of mind. I might say.</p>
+<p>It becomes evident, then, that, in order to bring your mind to
+the point of view that will make you happy, it would be well to
+study the case of Harris, the happiest man you know. Perhaps you
+could manage to do artificially, as it were, what nature or
+circumstances has done for him. He had no prospects, but good
+health, good heart, and good mind. He was perfectly delighted when
+he found he could earn twenty-five hundred dollars a year, a larger
+sum than he had ever had; and he saved some and spent some in new
+ways until he found, when he married, that his living expenses
+consumed it all. His wife, expecting little, was pleased with all
+she got; and, altogether, they seemed to get, in a large measure,
+the objects for which we strove and fought the war of 1776.</p>
+<p>From the start you were differently placed. You became
+accustomed to gratifying your desires: you had little purpose in
+your actions; and, accordingly, you have now the habit of looking
+on each wish, whether of long standing or momentary, as something
+you might as well gratify.</p>
+<p>My second conclusion I will jump to now, without filling in the
+intermediate steps leading up to it; namely, that, to attain
+happiness, it is necessary to cultivate the custom of restraining
+your impulse to gratify your every desire.</p>
+<p>To illustrate this, I will carry out my threat of proving it up
+from the other side. You have often in your yachting experiences
+seen the yachts belonging to the Goulds, Vanderbilts, and other men
+of great wealth. These men feel it necessary to own ships almost as
+large and expensive to operate as ocean steamers. They build houses
+that cost several hundreds of thousands of dollars, and they give
+balls that would ruin men of moderate wealth, while their weddings
+are likely to cost in the neighborhood of a million dollars in
+decorations, gifts, and expenses. The deduction from this is that
+the ability of man to spend is only limited by the length of his
+purse, and a man&rsquo;s desire to spend has no such limits.</p>
+<p>The conclusion to be drawn from this is that you have got to
+curb your desires unless you are unusual in one of two respects,
+either in your money-getting ability or in your lack of imagination
+for inventing new desires. In any case <em>you</em> can eliminate
+these possibilities. Now, admitting that at some point you have got
+to curb your desires, why not do it at a point near Harris&rsquo;s,
+which will leave you in a more comfortable frame of mind in regard
+to your money matters, rather than Perry&rsquo;s, who does not have
+all he wants, and is discontented, or Vanderbilt, who would
+consider himself ruined if he had to live on ten thousand a
+year?</p>
+<p>I know that you may think that you cannot come to Harris&rsquo;s
+point of view, as your points of view have always been horizontally
+opposite, he looking up to a sum upon which you look down. But
+never mind. I am suggesting that we do reach that point,
+nevertheless, or, if not that point, that we shall use our
+intellects, and, with a view to expediency, select a point it would
+be wise to reach.</p>
+<p>I assert that we have now an intellectual problem before us. The
+question is what scale of expenditure we shall use and what
+proportion of our desires, etc., shall we curb.</p>
+<p>The usual hand-to-mouth method is to go ahead, do what we want
+until we are &ldquo;up against it&rdquo; and have to economize, and
+then for a while do without some of the more important things which
+we find we cannot afford, having already spent our money on things
+of lesser importance. This is the lazy man&rsquo;s way, the one who
+does not care to do his thinking, and chooses to let circumstances
+make his course rather than wisdom.</p>
+<p>The system seems to have some points of merit, and it is
+whispered that even Uncle Sam has sometimes let his affairs be
+managed on this plan, but that need not enter into this case; for
+you and I are both of us intelligent beings, observers after a
+fashion, and we intend to plan things out a bit and see what we can
+do with them, and perhaps see what stuff this luck that people talk
+about is made of.</p>
+<p>Let us see where we now stand. We have found that it is the
+attitude toward your income, and the scale of living your income
+permits, that must be regulated; that your desires, if all were
+granted, will soon grow to a point far out of reach of your purse,
+no matter how rich you get; and, therefore, that the intellectual
+problem is before us of picking out a scale of living somewhere
+well within your present income and endeavoring to attain an
+attitude of mind toward living on that scale which will make you
+happy rather than discontented.</p>
+<p>I know that you are thinking that I have forgotten the personal
+equation, that I am arguing as if all people were of the same
+temperament, forgetting that under given conditions one person
+would be happy and another would not, and that you, with your
+varied interests and contented disposition, would always find
+things to make you happy, even if you had to give up many of the
+luxuries which you now enjoy. This is true, but you must please
+note that I have not intimated that you couldn&rsquo;t; and, in
+fact, the point of what I say rests on the assumption that you
+could. Moreover, in regard to other people, you will notice that
+this letter is not addressed to them; and, if any of them should
+happen to see it, they can put on the garment if it fits, or they
+can leave it alone,&mdash;it is all one to me.</p>
+<p>But how can we bring this about? how tell what things you have
+been used to keep and what to give up? how keen a desire it is well
+to quell, and which ones? To reach this point, it is necessary to
+digress again in order to find the element of the magic touchstone
+which will tell us whether the thing we are looking at is made of
+gold or some baser metal.</p>
+<p>You must first have a look at our objective points, and try to
+analyze these a little bit. Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of
+Happiness. These are somewhat intermingled, as we consider liberty
+an essence of happiness. We also want health, and all that conduces
+thereto, particularly cleanliness and exercise. We want a fair
+amount of amusement and a good amount of work. We want the sense of
+being useful and the sense of being respected. This people will
+accord us if we are striving to accomplish some of the innumerable
+things which people want to have done. There is, of course, a
+higher field for man&rsquo;s energy,&mdash;that of striving for
+things which mankind ought to want for and doesn&rsquo;t; the
+position of the martyr or reformer, who works for the welfare of
+the people and receives ill-treatment for it, like Christ. But,
+while we all of us hope we would not be found wanting, were the
+demand made, we cannot help joining with Kipling in the wish
+&ldquo;which I &rsquo;ope it won&rsquo;t &rsquo;appen to
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Accordingly, while I am not blind to disagreeable but necessary
+possibilities, you will see that, if I digress to satisfy each one
+of them, I shall never reach the point, which no doubt in your mind
+by this time is the end; and so you must not pick flaws if I make
+statements which cover the probable, but not all the possible,
+contingencies.</p>
+<p>We have found, then, that we want employment which will somehow
+add to the welfare of the human race; and is not this well worth
+doing? If you make something of that nature your object, and keep
+it fully before your mind, how much better off you will be than if
+you have continually in mind your own amusement, your own comfort!
+If you have your amusement as your life object, you will soon
+become a bored man, whom nothing will amuse. If you have comfort,
+you will be the discontented man who is never comfortable; for you
+soon fix in your mind the ideal combination of temperature,
+garment, palate, belly, and entertainment, and, seldom being able
+to get them all at once, you will seldom quite reach your
+ideal.</p>
+<p>You might remark that I have made the statement that employment
+in something useful is the element of happiness; but I have not
+proved it by reasoning, nor have I led up to it by any line of
+argument. Let it rest at that. I shall let your intelligence and
+experience supply the proof that a definite object of employment
+with something in view of interest and benefit to the human race
+is, if not an essence of happiness, perhaps the easiest way to
+obtain the elements of happiness; namely, an object for yourself, a
+sense of usefulness, and the respect of your associates.</p>
+<p>In addition to this, you must not be unpleasant to the senses.
+You must be morally and physically clean. You must have good
+manners, which is mostly being courteous and sympathetic and doing
+sundry social things according to the social code which happens to
+be then in vogue. You must learn, though it bores you as much as
+your Latin composition did, the proper way to dress at various
+functions and to answer people&rsquo;s invitations and generally do
+the correct thing.</p>
+<p>It won&rsquo;t take long to learn these things; and you need not
+remember them, as, if you once have in mind that there is a correct
+way of doing things, you can always find out the particular one at
+issue by asking.</p>
+<p>It seems to me that I can best illustrate my point by comparing
+you to a tool, of which there are two ends,&mdash;the handle and
+the working or cutting end.</p>
+<p>It is your business for your first thirty years of existence to
+make as good a tool of yourself as you can, and your business for
+the rest of your life to do as much work as possible; that is, let
+the tool be used after it is made. Thus, then, let us divide your
+experiences and acquirements into the handle and the edge of your
+tool. The handle,&mdash;your manners, education on general topics,
+such as history, literature, art, etc., your habits of cleanliness,
+promptness, etc., and your physical ability, health, etc.</p>
+<p>Your edge is your special fitness for work; that is, your
+education, experiences, aptness, power of concentration, and
+accomplishment.</p>
+<p>Now I am going to ask you to keep this division clearly in mind,
+as I think you will find in it many of the elements of the
+touchstone for which we are looking.</p>
+<p>I know the thought will have occurred to you that you do not
+know what you will take up, and are in no position to tell what
+things will go to make up the right sort of an edge; yet you will
+observe that you are, of course, in the same position as other
+pieces of unshaped wood and steel, and for your first ten years
+nothing is done except to shape you up gradually, teaching you to
+speak and read, and generally getting house broken. During your
+teens you are going to college, learning how to meet with and talk
+to men, to be a gentleman and develop your muscles. Incidentally,
+you pick up a little knowledge of what the world has been
+doing.</p>
+<p>Most of this you will forget; but, if you are wise, you will
+have drawn a few conclusions and made some observations, one of
+which is that it was mighty good of those old chaps who have been
+workers in the past to have cleared such good roads for us in every
+direction, so that a fellow could almost begin where they left off,
+when his handle is polished and he starts cutting.</p>
+<p>An important thing at this period is to get the handle evenly
+balanced,&mdash;turned correct on centres, as they say; that is,
+not to get too far out of the normal in any particular, such as
+dress, promptness, profanity, or length of hair.</p>
+<p>So much for the rounding of the handle; and now about the tool.
+At first, by watching, handling, and careful work, you must begin
+to show the quality and amount of metal you possess. Find out, as
+it were, by tentative trials whether it is capable of good edge or
+not. In other words, you want to find your bent and your abilities.
+To this end, if you are naturally good at mathematics and have a
+scientific and inquiring turn of mind, as you have, it is well to
+give it vent. Do not fear, for instance, to spend your time and
+earnings on electrical apparatus or studies and experiments in
+physical science. If you have a fondness and desire for teaching or
+philosophy or accounting or trade, try to find out the essential
+requisites of the particular one which interests you, and follow up
+and acquire all the attainments which may be found useful. If you
+wish to enter politics or the lecture field, learn to speak and
+collect and classify your ideas when you are speaking and before
+people.</p>
+<p>Let me summarize briefly the points that I have just
+covered.</p>
+<p>You are now working for a definite object. You have money enough
+to do more than you want to do at present; but, if you learn habits
+expensive enough to spend the whole of it, you are going to be hard
+up when your expenses increase, as they will if you marry or assume
+greater responsibilities. Therefore, it is necessary for you to
+practise self-denial and deny yourself wisely. We have seen that
+self-denial of some sort is necessary to everybody who have not
+fixed their habits, and by that I mean fixed their habits to such
+an extent that no change in their circumstances will induce them to
+lead a more expensive life. It becomes obvious that those who have
+fixed their habits on economical and praiseworthy lines will not
+only be the wealthiest, but will be the people who enjoy the most
+freedom. It is to them that wealth is a real blessing; and it is
+they who make their wealth a blessing to others, always keeping in
+mind the personal equation.</p>
+<p>It is therefore up to you to choose habits and fix them, so they
+will bring about the best result, and thus conduce to your
+happiness, the merit of your actions, and the use of your money.
+How, then, among all the opportunities which arise shall you
+choose, how tell which ones of the luxuries to which you have been
+accustomed you shall discard?</p>
+<p>We have several times spoken of the touchstone we were seeking,
+one that will tell what actions are good and what bad, which
+desires to fulfil and which to deny. We have now reached something
+pretty close to our definition. Gratify those which contribute
+toward the success of the object you have in mind: deny yourself
+those which are detrimental to it, and which do not tend directly
+or indirectly toward its accomplishment.</p>
+<p>We wish to attain the attitude of mind of a Stoic toward the
+first class of desires, and that of a spendthrift almost toward the
+second. For example, keep your personal comfort well in bounds, and
+train yourself to disregard it entirely; otherwise, you may say
+farewell to freedom.</p>
+<p>Be temperate in eating your food, drinking cold water, taking
+exposure, in your hours and in general. For example, it is not a
+good plan to have too much of anything which you like particularly.
+It immediately dulls the sense of pleasure in that thing, and,
+raising the level of your likes to a degree that makes you dislike
+some other thing, perhaps, which you liked before, thus working a
+loss rather than a gain. Therefore, temperance, which is synonymous
+of moderation, in my use of the word, is the wisest thing you can
+practise. But be intemperate in the pursuit of your object. Let no
+expense be too large to equip yourself physically or mentally for
+your life&rsquo;s work, as, for example, to assure regular
+exercise, to cure any physical imperfection or disease, or for the
+furtherance of any desire for investigation on natural or
+scientific subjects or points of interest allied to the thing which
+you are seeking to attain. There is no need of moderation in labor,
+exposure, or discomfort. Thus you will eventually reach your ends,
+and may obtain results at which people will stand amazed, believing
+them to be beyond the range of possibilities, as they will not know
+that for years a systematic preparation has been going on to
+prepare yourself for this result.</p>
+<p>As a boy, your desires have been limited by your opportunities.
+You have had certain kinds of recreation provided for you which you
+have enjoyed. Your expenditure of money has been limited by your
+purse, which will have been small if your parents were wise; and
+your expenditure of time will have been limited by the hours you
+have been unable to take from study, which will also have been
+small.</p>
+<p>At college your opportunities will have broadened, and you begin
+to have something similar to the elective system. You can choose
+more freely how to spend your time. Your development to this point,
+I have already said, may be called the rounding of the handle; and
+your education will be normal if you have average application,
+intelligence, and memory. During college your future course will
+begin to shape itself, but before you fix upon your definite object
+there is likely to be a period at which you can be tempted into the
+greatest dissipation. By dissipation I do not mean the accepted
+term, but the scientific use of the word; namely, the useless
+expenditure of energy in futile pursuits. It is the opposite of
+concentration, which means directing energy upon your object. To
+make myself clearer, I will define energy as also meaning, in
+addition to your labor, your money, as money is the accumulated
+energy of your ancestors, just as coal is the accumulated energy of
+sunshine.</p>
+<p>You must remember also that there is a certain amount of
+allowance to be made for some rather indefinite objects, which are
+none the less important, and which, for want of a better name, I
+shall call the Discard. Among these can be named the education of
+the imagination, having a good time generally, foolishness,
+mysticism, good fellowship, &aelig;sthetics, humanity, and
+humanities in general. The fact that many a man has thrown himself
+away by putting all his time into these things, and lived solely
+for good fellowship, for foolishness, or for imagination without
+attainment, is no reason why you should not partake in a small
+measure of these qualities, which is like the wheel grease on the
+axle or the clown in the circus. It is apt to be even more
+important yet, as it may prove to be the road to friendship,
+societies, society, and love. Moreover, you should not forget that,
+in the pursuit of your object, you must provide a material
+recreation for yourself,&mdash;literature, music, art, billiards,
+anything; something that will give you (and others, if possible)
+pleasure and diversion, and render your happiness independent of
+your work, if for any reason you are prevented from devoting your
+life to it.</p>
+<p>We are now prepared to go over some of your pursuits with our
+touchstone, and see which ones we can recommend and which we
+cannot, which of the desires with which you are confronted or may
+be confronted are worth while or worth the expenditure of
+energy.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Food?</p>
+<p>You should make no stipulation about your food, except that it
+be wholesome. The pleasantness of its taste in your mouth should
+have little weight with you. If you confine yourself to just that
+food which you like, and get so that your comfort depends on it,
+you will deliver over your freedom just as though you delivered
+yourself to be bound hand and foot in a dungeon. When the time
+comes that you must cut down your expenditure and live less
+&ldquo;well,&rdquo; you become unhappy, as you have taught yourself
+to look upon all food with the idea that it should give you
+pleasure rather than sustenance.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Yachting?</p>
+<p>By all means. It gives judgment, coolness, and readiness to face
+and overcome danger, muscle, ozone, handiness of hands, steadiness
+of eye, experience, and a sense of the depth and expanse of the
+ocean. By all means, yachting, but not for the purpose of show, as
+giving orders before other people, of taking dilatory trips in fair
+weather only, and lounging in an easy-chair on the deck of some
+yacht while others take the responsibility and do the work. While
+going to the expense of keeping a boat, you should so mould your
+life as to use it constantly. If you keep a boat on the off chance
+of wanting it every other week or just for the sense of having it
+ready, you will make it an annoyance to yourself rather than a
+pleasure. But here caution is recommended; and you should only keep
+a yacht if you can do so well within your means, and thoroughly
+understanding that some day you may have to give it up, and that
+you must not think that a hardship.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Clothes?</p>
+<p>Yes, but within bounds. You can always afford to pay more for
+clothes than they are worth, and pay more attention to them also
+than they are worth; but here again temperance is recommended.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Horses?</p>
+<p>Yes; that is, enough to learn to ride, to master your horse,
+develop your muscle and <em>abandon</em> and poise, but not enough
+to watch jockeys carrying your colors or your coachman before you
+carrying your reins. Learn to ride, learn to drive; but that does
+not mean necessarily that you had better bring a pony back with
+you.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Theatres?</p>
+<p>Use theatres sparingly. They are perfect gluttons for time, and
+use up money. But of these the more important is time, and they
+make desperate inroads into the next day. So be temperate in
+theatres. Put part in for education and part for the discard.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Books?</p>
+<p>By all means. Spare no money on them. Be a spendthrift for
+books. We can always afford them; but pay for the printed matter,
+and not for the covers. If you choose books wisely and know what is
+in them and where to get at them when you want them, you can for a
+very small expense have a mine of information and recreation at
+your elbow, which could make you the best educated of men.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Clubs?</p>
+<p>Freely. It mostly goes to the discard; but you can afford that,
+provided you are careful not to have too great a waste of time.
+There are more opportunities lost inside of club walls than are
+gained.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Cards?</p>
+<p>There is no gain in gambling beyond the opportunity of watching
+the human character, and, incidentally to develop it; but it is
+time lost, and unworthily lost. The end does not justify the means.
+You had better play and read and sleep rather than gamble.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Wine?</p>
+<p>Yes and no. Always in moderation. Do not acquire the habit of
+drinking. It is useless; and, after all that is said in favor of it
+by our mutual friend, Omar, and others, I can never see that a man
+is worse off for never having been drunk, and I am even Puritanical
+enough to think that he is better off, and, moreover, he has more
+self-respect, to say nothing of the respect of others. Nobody ever
+loses caste by refusing to drink. It is a difficult thing to do
+sometimes; but you know the old adage, that any man can lead a
+horse to water, but a hundred cannot make him drink. It is a pity
+that men should be inferior to horses in that respect. You will
+think that this is becoming a temperance lecture. Perhaps it is;
+but never mind, it does not call for total abstinence.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Tobacco?</p>
+<p>I can see no advantage to be gained by tobacco; and you will
+find that it administers to your comfort, and that is the only
+advantage that it has. This in itself is a very damaging kind of an
+advantage, as, without advancing your object, it endangers your
+freedom, as all comforts do.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Athletic Prowess?</p>
+<p>By all means cultivate this and in every form possible, but even
+here have an eye to moderation. Do not develop your heart and lungs
+to such an extent that, when you have taken up a more sedentary
+life later, they will suffer a reaction. Almost all the great
+athletes suffer a few years&rsquo; discomfort while adjusting
+themselves to a less athletic existence than was theirs in college.
+Therefore, be moderate and specialize in this, so that in after
+life you may do what you are best fitted for, and in the attainment
+of athletic success make a test case of your proficiency of
+attainment. Do not fear to be prodigal of energy concentrated on
+the right thing.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Furniture?</p>
+<p>In fixing up your room, your house, or personal surroundings,
+have good, comfortable furniture for rest and for work, but not for
+show. Be simple, even to the extent of being severe. The fewer
+things you have, the better off you are. Shun all other possessions
+as the devil would holy water. Have nothing that is not for a
+definite purpose and that you do not actually use. The criterion to
+be applied to these is not what you can find use for, but what you
+cannot get along without. A traveller who knows his business can
+travel on very slender baggage, and be perfectly comfortable and
+clean. Consider yourself a traveller through this world, and study
+to cut down your baggage. Thus you will avoid dissipation, and keep
+your freedom.</p>
+<p class="sectionTitle">Pictures?</p>
+<p>Yes. Do not be afraid to cultivate the artistic. It is a card
+thrown to the discard, but one which you cannot regret. Do not have
+too many. A jumble of pictures is not what you want, but a few good
+ones. Only beware lest a craze for expensive pictures overtake you,
+which would interfere with your more definite object. If, however,
+your career lies in the line of the artistic, the purchase and
+collection of fine pictures come well within the golden things
+passed by our touchstone. Many men get a craze after the
+futile,&mdash;a hobby it is usually called; and they will dissipate
+great amounts of energy in collecting such things as
+postage-stamps, post-marks, or some other object of little use, and
+at great expense of time and money.</p>
+<p>If you allow such things to distract your attention from your
+object, you may lose it entirely, just as you lose sight of
+something in the hands of a conjurer who has succeeded in directing
+your attention to something of momentary interest. In this
+connection it is well to say that the habit of spending must be
+avoided. Let a large expenditure be a circumstance. You can afford,
+however, to spend money on charities even to the point of
+dissipation. It is a cultivation of the heart. It might prove a
+career; and so, before your object is chosen, you approach it, as a
+possibility, afterward, as a card for the discard, in either case
+creditable.</p>
+<p>There are other classes of desires which appeal to the sensuous
+and sensual nature of man. Among these can be reckoned a taste for
+opium or morphine, a taste for women, or for those kinds of
+literature and drama which appeal to the sensuous nature. All these
+desires are like drunkenness, in that no one is the better off for
+gratifying them. Arguments of all sorts will be brought forward by
+men who have yielded to these desires; but, while convincing the
+one who is eager to be convinced, they are all of the negative
+sort,&mdash;they try to prove there is no reason why they should
+not. Our touchstone will not pass any such arguments: there must be
+positive reason why you should do a thing, otherwise do not do
+it.</p>
+<p>This may seem Puritanical, but let&rsquo;s be Puritans to a
+certain extent. Play no games that are not distinctly winning
+games. There is a winning game to be played. Why, then, play a game
+which is neither a winning nor a losing game? It never gave me any
+pleasure to gamble with a machine or with cards, because I know
+these to be losing games. The plan of the game is always laid out
+so that the balance of chance is slightly against the player,
+sometimes considerably against the player, else why should the game
+be started?</p>
+<p>We are left better off in no respect after all these desires are
+gratified. We are poorer in money, in pocket, in self-respect, and
+often in virtue.</p>
+<p>We could go on so indefinitely through the list of all sorts of
+desires, but I have only touched upon a few of the more crucial
+ones to show how the touchstone should be applied; and even then
+results are crude, and would be of little help to you in fixing on
+a low scale of expenditure. They may, however, give you some ideas
+which will seem to guide you when you come to meet the problems for
+yourself.</p>
+<p>And now we come back to the original question, whether you
+really want a pony. There are several really good ones in the
+stable that you can use. You are to be away a large part of the
+year, and you have never made half the use which you might have of
+your opportunities to ride.</p>
+<p>I am, nevertheless, enclosing a check for the amount necessary
+to purchase your pony, because at your age I took a trip through
+the Rocky Mountains, which awakened in me a new desire for riding.
+It has proved my greatest ally in the severe strains to which the
+pursuit of my object has subjected me to, and because your
+ancestors have always kept their iron constitutions into extreme
+old age by almost daily rides, and because the sense of ownership
+of a horse may awaken in you the love and knowledge of the animal,
+and may accomplish a similar happy result.</p>
+<p class="signature">Yours very truly,</p>
+<p class="name"><span class="sc">Uncle Josh</span>.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
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