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+WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD
+
+by G.K. Chesterton
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+PART ONE: THE HOMELESSNESS OF MAN
+
+ I The Medical Mistake
+ II Wanted: An Unpractical Man
+ III The New Hypocrite
+ IV The Fear of the Past
+ V The Unfinished Temple
+ VI The Enemies of Property
+ VII The Free Family
+ XIII The Wildness of Domesticity
+ IX History of Hudge and Gudge
+ X Oppression by Optimism
+ XI The Homelessness of Jones
+
+PART TWO: IMPERIALISM, OR THE MISTAKE ABOUT MAN
+
+ I The Charm of Jingoism
+ II Wisdom and the Weather
+ III The Common Vision
+ IV The Insane Necessity
+
+PART THREE: FEMINISM, OR THE MISTAKE ABOUT WOMAN
+
+ I The Unmilitary Suffragette
+ II The Universal Stick
+ III The Emancipation of Domesticity
+ IV The Romance of Thrift
+ V The Coldness of Chloe
+ VI The Pedant and the Savage
+ VII The Modern Surrender of Woman
+ VIII The Brand of the Fleur-de-Lis
+ IX Sincerity and the Gallows
+ X The Higher Anarchy
+ XI The Queen and the Suffragettes
+ XII The Modern Slave
+
+PART FOUR: EDUCATION, OR THE MISTAKE ABOUT THE CHILD
+
+ I The Calvinism of To-day
+ II The Tribal Terror
+ III The Tricks of Environment
+ IV The Truth About Education
+ V An Evil Cry
+ VI Authority the Unavoidable
+ VII The Humility of Mrs. Grundy
+ VIII The Broken Rainbow
+ IX The Need for Narrowness
+ X The Case for the Public Schools
+ XI The School for Hypocrites
+ XII The Staleness of the New Schools
+ XIII The Outlawed Parent
+ XIV Folly and Female Education
+
+PART FIVE: THE HOME OF MAN
+
+ I The Empire of the Insect
+ II The Fallacy of the Umbrella Stand
+ III The Dreadful Duty of Gudge
+ IV A Last Instance
+ V Conclusion
+
+THREE NOTES
+
+ I On Female Suffrage
+ II On Cleanliness in Education
+ III On Peasant Proprietorship
+
+* * *
+
+DEDICATION
+
+To C. F G. Masterman, M. P.
+
+My Dear Charles,
+
+I originally called this book "What is Wrong," and it would
+have satisfied your sardonic temper to note the number of social
+misunderstandings that arose from the use of the title.
+Many a mild lady visitor opened her eyes when I remarked casually,
+"I have been doing 'What is Wrong' all this morning."
+And one minister of religion moved quite sharply in his chair
+when I told him (as he understood it) that I had to run upstairs
+and do what was wrong, but should be down again in a minute.
+Exactly of what occult vice they silently accused me I
+cannot conjecture, but I know of what I accuse myself; and that is,
+of having written a very shapeless and inadequate book, and one
+quite unworthy to be dedicated to you. As far as literature goes,
+this book is what is wrong and no mistake.
+
+It may seem a refinement of insolence to present so wild
+a composition to one who has recorded two or three of the really
+impressive visions of the moving millions of England. You are
+the only man alive who can make the map of England crawl with life;
+a most creepy and enviable accomplishment. Why then should I
+trouble you with a book which, even if it achieves its object
+(which is monstrously unlikely) can only be a thundering
+gallop of theory?
+
+Well, I do it partly because I think you politicians are none
+the worse for a few inconvenient ideals; but more because you
+will recognise the many arguments we have had, those arguments
+which the most wonderful ladies in the world can never endure
+for very long. And, perhaps, you will agree with me that
+the thread of comradeship and conversation must be protected
+because it is so frivolous. It must be held sacred, it must
+not be snapped, because it is not worth tying together again.
+It is exactly because argument is idle that men (I mean males)
+must take it seriously; for when (we feel), until the crack
+of doom, shall we have so delightful a difference again?
+But most of all I offer it to you because there exists not
+only comradeship, but a very different thing, called friendship;
+an agreement under all the arguments and a thread which,
+please God, will never break.
+
+Yours always,
+
+G. K. Chesterton.
+
+* * *
+
+PART ONE
+
+THE HOMELESSNESS OF MAN
+
+* * *
+
+THE MEDICAL MISTAKE
+
+A book of modern social inquiry has a shape that is somewhat
+sharply defined. It begins as a rule with an analysis, with statistics,
+tables of population, decrease of crime among Congregationalists,
+growth of hysteria among policemen, and similar ascertained facts;
+it ends with a chapter that is generally called "The Remedy." It is
+almost wholly due to this careful, solid, and scientific method
+that "The Remedy" is never found. For this scheme of medical question
+and answer is a blunder; the first great blunder of sociology.
+It is always called stating the disease before we find the cure.
+But it is the whole definition and dignity of man that in social
+matters we must actually find the cure before we find the disease .
+
+The fallacy is one of the fifty fallacies that come from the modern
+madness for biological or bodily metaphors. It is convenient
+to speak of the Social Organism, just as it is convenient to
+speak of the British Lion. But Britain is no more an organism
+than Britain is a lion. The moment we begin to give a nation
+the unity and simplicity of an animal, we begin to think wildly.
+Because every man is a biped, fifty men are not a centipede.
+This has produced, for instance, the gaping absurdity of
+perpetually talking about "young nations" and "dying nations,"
+as if a nation had a fixed and physical span of life.
+Thus people will say that Spain has entered a final senility;
+they might as well say that Spain is losing all her teeth.
+Or people will say that Canada should soon produce a literature;
+which is like saying that Canada must soon grow a new moustache.
+Nations consist of people; the first generation may
+be decrepit, or the ten thousandth may be vigorous.
+Similar applications of the fallacy are made by those who see
+in the increasing size of national possessions, a simple
+increase in wisdom and stature, and in favor with God and man.
+These people, indeed, even fall short in subtlety of the parallel
+of a human body. They do not even ask whether an empire is growing
+taller in its youth, or only growing fatter in its old age.
+But of all the instances of error arising from this
+physical fancy, the worst is that we have before us:
+the habit of exhaustively describing a social sickness,
+and then propounding a social drug.
+
+Now we do talk first about the disease in cases of bodily breakdown;
+and that for an excellent reason. Because, though there may be doubt
+about the way in which the body broke down, there is no doubt at all
+about the shape in which it should be built up again. No doctor proposes
+to produce a new kind of man, with a new arrangement of eyes or limbs.
+The hospital, by necessity, may send a man home with one leg less:
+but it will not (in a creative rapture) send him home with one leg extra.
+Medical science is content with the normal human body, and only seeks
+to restore it.
+
+But social science is by no means always content with the normal
+human soul; it has all sorts of fancy souls for sale. Man as a
+social idealist will say "I am tired of being a Puritan; I want
+to be a Pagan," or "Beyond this dark probation of Individualism I
+see the shining paradise of Collectivism." Now in bodily ills
+there is none of this difference about the ultimate ideal.
+The patient may or may not want quinine; but he certainly
+wants health No one says "I am tired of this headache;
+I want some toothache," or "The only thing for this Russian
+influenza is a few German measles," or "Through this dark
+probation of catarrh I see the shining paradise of rheumatism."
+But exactly the whole difficulty in our public problems
+is that some men are aiming at cures which other men would
+regard as worse maladies; are offering ultimate conditions
+as states of health which others would uncompromisingly
+call states of disease. Mr. Belloc once said that he would
+no more part with the idea of property than with his teeth;
+yet to Mr. Bernard Shaw property is not a tooth, but a toothache.
+Lord Milner has sincerely attempted to introduce German efficiency;
+and many of us would as soon welcome German measles.
+Dr. Saleeby would honestly like to have Eugenics; but I would
+rather have rheumatics.
+
+This is the arresting and dominant fact about modern
+social discussion; that the quarrel is not merely about
+the difficulties, but about the aim. We agree about the evil;
+it is about the good that we should tear each other's eyes cut.
+We all admit that a lazy aristocracy is a bad thing.
+We should not by any means all admit that an active aristocracy would
+be a good thing. We all feel angry with an irreligious priesthood;
+but some of us would go mad with disgust at a really religious one.
+Everyone is indignant if our army is weak, including the people
+who would be even more indignant if it were strong.
+The social case is exactly the opposite of the medical case.
+We do not disagree, like doctors, about the precise nature
+of the illness, while agreeing about the nature of health.
+On the contrary, we all agree that England is unhealthy, but half
+of us would not look at her in what the other half would call blooming
+health . Public abuses are so prominent and pestilent that they
+sweep all generous people into a sort of fictitious unanimity.
+We forget that, while we agree about the abuses of things,
+we should differ very much about the uses of them.
+Mr. Cadbury and I would agree about the bad public house.
+It would be precisely in front of the good public-house that our
+painful personal fracas would occur.
+
+I maintain, therefore, that the common sociological method
+is quite useless: that of first dissecting abject poverty
+or cataloguing prostitution. We all dislike abject poverty;
+but it might be another business if we began to discuss independent
+and dignified poverty. We all disapprove of prostitution;
+but we do not all approve of purity. The only way to discuss
+the social evil is to get at once to the social ideal.
+We can all see the national madness; but what is national sanity?
+I have called this book "What Is Wrong with the World?"
+and the upshot of the title can be easily and clearly stated.
+What is wrong is that we do not ask what is right.
+
+* * *
+
+II
+
+WANTED, AN UNPRACTICAL MAN
+
+There is a popular philosophical joke intended to typify
+the endless and useless arguments of philosophers; I mean
+the joke about which came first, the chicken or the egg?
+I am not sure that properly understood, it is so futile an inquiry
+after all. I am not concerned here to enter on those deep
+metaphysical and theological differences of which the chicken
+and egg debate is a frivolous, but a very felicitous, type.
+The evolutionary materialists are appropriately enough
+represented in the vision of all things coming from an egg,
+a dim and monstrous oval germ that had laid itself by accident.
+That other supernatural school of thought (to which I
+personally adhere) would be not unworthily typified in the fancy
+that this round world of ours is but an egg brooded upon
+by a sacred unbegotten bird; the mystic dove of the prophets.
+But it is to much humbler functions that I here call the awful
+power of such a distinction. Whether or no the living bird
+is at the beginning of our mental chain, it is absolutely
+necessary that it should be at the end of our mental chain.
+The bird is the thing to be aimed at--not with a gun, but a
+life-bestowing wand. What is essential to our right thinking is this:
+that the egg and the bird must not be thought of as equal cosmic
+occurrences recurring alternatively forever. They must not become
+a mere egg and bird pattern, like the egg and dart pattern. One is
+a means and the other an end; they are in different mental worlds.
+Leaving the complications of the human breakfast-table out
+of account, in an elemental sense, the egg only exists to produce
+the chicken. But the chicken does not exist only in order
+to produce another egg. He may also exist to amuse himself,
+to praise God, and even to suggest ideas to a French dramatist.
+Being a conscious life, he is, or may be, valuable in himself.
+Now our modern politics are full of a noisy forgetfulness;
+forgetfulness that the production of this happy and conscious
+life is after all the aim of all complexities and compromises.
+We talk of nothing but useful men and working institutions; that is,
+we only think of the chickens as things that will lay more eggs.
+Instead of seeking to breed our ideal bird, the eagle
+of Zeus or the Swan of Avon, or whatever we happen to want,
+we talk entirely in terms of the process and the embryo.
+The process itself, divorced from its divine object, becomes doubtful
+and even morbid; poison enters the embryo of everything;
+and our politics are rotten eggs.
+
+Idealism is only considering everything in its practical essence.
+Idealism only means that we should consider a poker in reference
+to poking before we discuss its suitability for wife-beating;
+that we should ask if an egg is good enough for practical
+poultry-rearing before we decide that the egg is bad enough
+for practical politics. But I know that this primary pursuit
+of the theory (which is but pursuit of the aim) exposes one
+to the cheap charge of fiddling while Rome is burning.
+A school, of which Lord Rosebery is representative, has endeavored
+to substitute for the moral or social ideals which have hitherto
+been the motive of politics a general coherency or completeness
+in the social system which has gained the nick-name of "efficiency."
+I am not very certain of the secret doctrine of this sect in the matter.
+But, as far as I can make out, "efficiency" means that we ought
+to discover everything about a machine except what it is for.
+There has arisen in our time a most singular fancy:
+the fancy that when things go very wrong we need a practical man.
+It would be far truer to say, that when things go very wrong we
+need an unpractical man. Certainly, at least, we need a theorist.
+A practical man means a man accustomed to mere daily practice,
+to the way things commonly work. When things will not work,
+you must have the thinker, the man who has some doctrine about why
+they work at all. It is wrong to fiddle while Rome is burning;
+but it is quite right to study the theory of hydraulics while
+Rome is burning.
+
+It is then necessary to drop one's daily agnosticism
+and attempt rerum cognoscere causas. If your aeroplane
+has a slight indisposition, a handy man may mend it.
+But, if it is seriously ill, it is all the more likely that some
+absent-minded old professor with wild white hair will have to be
+dragged out of a college or laboratory to analyze the evil.
+The more complicated the smash, the whiter-haired and more
+absent-minded will be the theorist who is needed to deal with it;
+and in some extreme cases, no one but the man (probably insane)
+who invented your flying-ship could possibly say what was
+the matter with it.
+
+"Efficiency," of course, is futile for the same reason
+that strong men, will-power and the superman are futile.
+That is, it is futile because it only deals with actions after
+they have been performed. It has no philosophy for incidents
+before they happen; therefore it has no power of choice.
+An act can only be successful or unsuccessful when it is over;
+if it is to begin, it must be, in the abstract, right or wrong.
+There is no such thing as backing a winner; for he cannot be a
+winner when he is backed. There is no such thing as fighting on
+the winning side; one fights to find out which is the winning side.
+If any operation has occurred, that operation was efficient.
+If a man is murdered, the murder was efficient. A tropical
+sun is as efficient in making people lazy as a Lancashire
+foreman bully in making them energetic. Maeterlinck is
+as efficient in filling a man with strange spiritual tremors
+as Messrs. Crosse and Blackwell are in filling a man with jam.
+But it all depends on what you want to be filled with.
+Lord Rosebery, being a modern skeptic, probably prefers the
+spiritual tremors. I, being an orthodox Christian, prefer the jam.
+But both are efficient when they have been effected; and inefficient
+until they are effected. A man who thinks much about success must
+be the drowsiest sentimentalist; for he must be always looking back.
+If he only likes victory he must always come late for the battle.
+For the man of action there is nothing but idealism.
+
+This definite ideal is a far more urgent and practical matter in our
+existing English trouble than any immediate plans or proposals.
+For the present chaos is due to a sort of general oblivion
+of all that men were originally aiming at. No man demands
+what he desires; each man demands what he fancies he can get.
+Soon people forget what the man really wanted first; and after
+a successful and vigorous political life, he forgets it himself.
+The whole is an extravagant riot of second bests, a pandemonium
+of pis-aller. Now this sort of pliability does not merely prevent any
+heroic consistency, it also prevents any really practical compromise.
+One can only find the middle distance between two points
+if the two points will stand still. We may make an arrangement
+between two litigants who cannot both get what they want;
+but not if they will not even tell us what they want.
+The keeper of a restaurant would much prefer that each customer
+should give his order smartly, though it were for stewed ibis
+or boiled elephant, rather than that each customer should
+sit holding his head in his hands, plunged in arithmetical
+calculations about how much food there can be on the premises.
+Most of us have suffered from a certain sort of ladies who, by their
+perverse unselfishness, give more trouble than the selfish; who almost
+clamor for the unpopular dish and scramble for the worst seat.
+Most of us have known parties or expeditions full of this seething
+fuss of self-effacement. From much meaner motives than those of such
+admirable women, our practical politicians keep things in the same
+confusion through the same doubt about their real demands.
+There is nothing that so much prevents a settlement as a tangle
+of small surrenders. We are bewildered on every side by politicians
+who are in favor of secular education, but think it hopeless
+to work for it; who desire total prohibition, but are certain
+they should not demand it; who regret compulsory education,
+but resignedly continue it; or who want peasant proprietorship
+and therefore vote for something else. It is this dazed and
+floundering opportunism that gets in the way of everything.
+If our statesmen were visionaries something practical might be done.
+If we ask for something in the abstract we might get something
+in the concrete. As it is, it is not only impossible to get
+what one wants, but it is impossible to get any part of it,
+because nobody can mark it out plainly like a map. That clear
+and even hard quality that there was in the old bargaining has
+wholly vanished. We forget that the word "compromise" contains,
+among other things, the rigid and ringing word "promise."
+Moderation is not vague; it is as definite as perfection.
+The middle point is as fixed as the extreme point.
+
+If I am made to walk the plank by a pirate, it is vain
+for me to offer, as a common-sense compromise, to walk
+along the plank for a reasonable distance. It is exactly
+about the reasonable distance that the pirate and I differ.
+There is an exquisite mathematical split second at which the plank
+tips up. My common-sense ends just before that instant;
+the pirate's common-sense begins just beyond it.
+But the point itself is as hard as any geometrical diagram;
+as abstract as any theological dogma.
+
+* * *
+
+III
+
+THE NEW HYPOCRITE
+
+But this new cloudy political cowardice has rendered useless
+the old English compromise. People have begun to be
+terrified of an improvement merely because it is complete.
+They call it utopian and revolutionary that anyone should really
+have his own way, or anything be really done, and done with.
+Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread.
+Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf
+is better than a whole loaf.
+
+As an instance to sharpen the argument, I take the one case
+of our everlasting education bills. We have actually contrived
+to invent a new kind of hypocrite. The old hypocrite,
+Tartuffe or Pecksniff, was a man whose aims were really worldly
+and practical, while he pretended that they were religious.
+The new hypocrite is one whose aims are really religious,
+while he pretends that they are worldly and practical.
+The Rev. Brown, the Wesleyan minister, sturdily declares
+that he cares nothing for creeds, but only for education;
+meanwhile, in truth, the wildest Wesleyanism is tearing his soul.
+The Rev. Smith, of the Church of England, explains gracefully,
+with the Oxford manner, that the only question for him is
+the prosperity and efficiency of the schools; while in truth
+all the evil passions of a curate are roaring within him.
+It is a fight of creeds masquerading as policies.
+I think these reverend gentlemen do themselves wrong; I think
+they are more pious than they will admit. Theology is not
+(as some suppose) expunged as an error. It is merely concealed,
+like a sin. Dr. Clifford really wants a theological atmosphere
+as much as Lord Halifax; only it is a different one.
+If Dr. Clifford would ask plainly for Puritanism and Lord Halifax
+ask plainly for Catholicism, something might be done for them.
+We are all, one hopes, imaginative enough to recognize the dignity
+and distinctness of another religion, like Islam or the cult
+of Apollo. I am quite ready to respect another man's faith;
+but it is too much to ask that I should respect his doubt,
+his worldly hesitations and fictions, his political bargain
+and make-believe. Most Nonconformists with an instinct for
+English history could see something poetic and national about
+the Archbishop of Canterbury as an Archbishop of Canterbury. It is
+when he does the rational British statesman that they very
+justifiably get annoyed. Most Anglicans with an eye for pluck
+and simplicity could admire Dr. Clifford as a Baptist minister.
+It is when he says that he is simply a citizen that nobody can
+possibly believe him.
+
+But indeed the case is yet more curious than this.
+The one argument that used to be urged for our creedless
+vagueness was that at least it saved us from fanaticism.
+But it does not even do that. On the contrary, it creates
+and renews fanaticism with a force quite peculiar to itself.
+This is at once so strange and so true that I will ask the reader's
+attention to it with a little more precision.
+
+Some people do not like the word "dogma." Fortunately they are free,
+and there is an alternative for them. There are two things,
+and two things only, for the human mind, a dogma and a prejudice.
+The Middle Ages were a rational epoch, an age of doctrine.
+Our age is, at its best, a poetical epoch, an age of prejudice.
+A doctrine is a definite point; a prejudice is a direction.
+That an ox may be eaten, while a man should not be eaten,
+is a doctrine. That as little as possible of anything should be
+eaten is a prejudice; which is also sometimes called an ideal.
+Now a direction is always far more fantastic than a plan.
+I would rather have the most archaic map of the road to
+Brighton than a general recommendation to turn to the left.
+Straight lines that are not parallel must meet at last; but curves
+may recoil forever. A pair of lovers might walk along the frontier
+of France and Germany, one on the one side and one on the other,
+so long as they were not vaguely told to keep away from each other.
+And this is a strictly true parable of the effect of our modern
+vagueness in losing and separating men as in a mist.
+
+It is not merely true that a creed unites men. Nay, a difference
+of creed unites men--so long as it is a clear difference.
+A boundary unites. Many a magnanimous Moslem and chivalrous Crusader
+must have been nearer to each other, because they were both dogmatists,
+than any two homeless agnostics in a pew of Mr. Campbell's chapel.
+"I say God is One," and "I say God is One but also Three,"
+that is the beginning of a good quarrelsome, manly friendship.
+But our age would turn these creeds into tendencies. It would tell
+the Trinitarian to follow multiplicity as such (because it was
+his "temperament"), and he would turn up later with three hundred
+and thirty-three persons in the Trinity. Meanwhile, it would
+turn the Moslem into a Monist: a frightful intellectual fall.
+It would force that previously healthy person not only to admit
+that there was one God, but to admit that there was nobody else.
+When each had, for a long enough period, followed the gleam
+of his own nose (like the Dong) they would appear again;
+the Christian a Polytheist, and the Moslem a Panegoist, both quite mad,
+and far more unfit to understand each other than before.
+
+It is exactly the same with politics. Our political vagueness
+divides men, it does not fuse them. Men will walk along the edge of a
+chasm in clear weather, but they will edge miles away from it in a fog.
+So a Tory can walk up to the very edge of Socialism, if he knows
+what is Socialism. But if he is told that Socialism is a spirit,
+a sublime atmosphere, a noble, indefinable tendency, why, then he keeps
+out of its way; and quite right too. One can meet an assertion
+with argument; but healthy bigotry is the only way in which one can
+meet a tendency. I am told that the Japanese method of wrestling
+consists not of suddenly pressing, but of suddenly giving way.
+This is one of my many reasons for disliking the Japanese civilization.
+To use surrender as a weapon is the very worst spirit of the East.
+But certainly there is no force so hard to fight as the force which it
+is easy to conquer; the force that always yields and then returns.
+Such is the force of a great impersonal prejudice, such as possesses
+the modern world on so many points. Against this there is no weapon
+at all except a rigid and steely sanity, a resolution not to listen
+to fads, and not to be infected by diseases.
+
+In short, the rational human faith must armor itself with prejudice
+in an age of prejudices, just as it armoured itself with logic in
+an age of logic. But the difference between the two mental methods
+is marked and unmistakable. The essential of the difference is this:
+that prejudices are divergent, whereas creeds are always in collision.
+Believers bump into each other; whereas bigots keep out of each other's
+way. A creed is a collective thing, and even its sins are sociable.
+A prejudice is a private thing, and even its tolerance is misanthropic.
+So it is with our existing divisions. They keep out of each other's way;
+the Tory paper and the Radical paper do not answer each other;
+they ignore each other. Genuine controversy, fair cut and thrust
+before a common audience, has become in our special epoch very rare.
+For the sincere controversialist is above all things a good listener.
+The really burning enthusiast never interrupts; he listens to the enemy's
+arguments as eagerly as a spy would listen to the enemy's arrangements.
+But if you attempt an actual argument with a modern paper of opposite
+politics, you will find that no medium is admitted between violence
+and evasion. You will have no answer except slanging or silence.
+A modern editor must not have that eager ear that goes with the
+honest tongue. He may be deaf and silent; and that is called dignity.
+Or he may be deaf and noisy; and that is called slashing journalism.
+In neither case is there any controversy; for the whole object of modern
+party combatants is to charge out of earshot.
+
+The only logical cure for all this is the assertion of a human ideal.
+In dealing with this, I will try to be as little transcendental
+as is consistent with reason; it is enough to say that unless we
+have some doctrine of a divine man, all abuses may be excused,
+since evolution may turn them into uses. It will be easy for
+the scientific plutocrat to maintain that humanity will adapt itself
+to any conditions which we now consider evil. The old tyrants
+invoked the past; the new tyrants will invoke the future evolution
+has produced the snail and the owl; evolution can produce a workman
+who wants no more space than a snail, and no more light than an owl.
+The employer need not mind sending a Kaffir to work underground;
+he will soon become an underground animal, like a mole.
+He need not mind sending a diver to hold his breath in the deep seas;
+he will soon be a deep-sea animal. Men need not trouble
+to alter conditions, conditions will so soon alter men.
+The head can be beaten small enough to fit the hat.
+Do not knock the fetters off the slave; knock the slave until
+he forgets the fetters. To all this plausible modem argument
+for oppression, the only adequate answer is, that there is a permanent
+human ideal that must not be either confused or destroyed.
+The most important man on earth is the perfect man who is not there.
+The Christian religion has specially uttered the ultimate sanity of Man,
+says Scripture, who shall judge the incarnate and human truth.
+Our lives and laws are not judged by divine superiority, but simply
+by human perfection. It is man, says Aristotle, who is the measure.
+It is the Son of Man, says Scripture, who shall judge the quick
+and the dead.
+
+Doctrine, therefore, does not cause dissensions;
+rather a doctrine alone can cure our dissensions.
+It is necessary to ask, however, roughly, what abstract and
+ideal shape in state or family would fulfil the human hunger;
+and this apart from whether we can completely obtain it or not.
+But when we come to ask what is the need of normal men,
+what is the desire of all nations, what is the ideal house,
+or road, or rule, or republic, or king, or priesthood,
+then we are confronted with a strange and irritating difficulty
+peculiar to the present time; and we must call a temporary halt
+and examine that obstacle.
+
+* * *
+
+IV
+
+THE FEAR OF THE PAST
+
+The last few decades have been marked by a special cultivation
+of the romance of the future. We seem to have made up our minds
+to misunderstand what has happened; and we turn, with a sort of relief,
+to stating what will happen--which is (apparently) much easier.
+The modern man no longer presents the memoirs of his great grandfather;
+but is engaged in writing a detailed and authoritative biography
+of his great-grandson. Instead of trembling before the specters
+of the dead, we shudder abjectly under the shadow of the babe unborn.
+This spirit is apparent everywhere, even to the creation of a form
+of futurist romance. Sir Walter Scott stands at the dawn of
+the nineteenth century for the novel of the past; Mr. H. G. Wells
+stands at the dawn of the twentieth century for the novel
+of the future. The old story, we know, was supposed to begin:
+"Late on a winter's evening two horsemen might have been seen--."
+The new story has to begin: "Late on a winter's evening two aviators
+will be seen--." The movement is not without its elements of charm;
+there is something spirited, if eccentric, in the sight of so many
+people fighting over again the fights that have not yet happened;
+of people still glowing with the memory of tomorrow morning.
+A man in advance of the age is a familiar phrase enough.
+An age in advance of the age is really rather odd.
+
+But when full allowance has been made for this harmless
+element of poetry and pretty human perversity in the thing,
+I shall not hesitate to maintain here that this cult of
+the future is not only a weakness but a cowardice of the age.
+It is the peculiar evil of this epoch that even its pugnacity
+is fundamentally frightened; and the Jingo is contemptible
+not because he is impudent, but because he is timid.
+The reason why modern armaments do not inflame the imagination
+like the arms and emblazonments of the Crusades is a reason
+quite apart from optical ugliness or beauty. Some battleships
+are as beautiful as the sea; and many Norman nosepieces were
+as ugly as Norman noses. The atmospheric ugliness that surrounds
+our scientific war is an emanation from that evil panic which is
+at the heart of it. The charge of the Crusades was a charge;
+it was charging towards God, the wild consolation of the braver.
+The charge of the modern armaments is not a charge at all.
+It is a rout, a retreat, a flight from the devil, who will catch
+the hindmost. It is impossible to imagine a mediaeval knight
+talking of longer and longer French lances, with precisely
+the quivering employed about larger and larger German ships The
+man who called the Blue Water School the "Blue Funk School"
+uttered a psychological truth which that school itself would
+scarcely essentially deny. Even the two-power standard,
+if it be a necessity, is in a sense a degrading necessity.
+Nothing has more alienated many magnanimous minds from Imperial
+enterprises than the fact that they are always exhibited as stealthy
+or sudden defenses against a world of cold rapacity and fear.
+The Boer War, for instance, was colored not so much by the creed
+that we were doing something right, as by the creed that Boers
+and Germans were probably doing something wrong; driving us
+(as it was said) to the sea. Mr. Chamberlain, I think,
+said that the war was a feather in his cap and so it was:
+a white feather.
+
+Now this same primary panic that I feel in our rush towards patriotic
+armaments I feel also in our rush towards future visions of society.
+The modern mind is forced towards the future by a certain sense
+of fatigue, not unmixed with terror, with which it regards the past.
+It is propelled towards the coming time; it is, in the exact words
+of the popular phrase, knocked into the middle of next week.
+And the goad which drives it on thus eagerly is not an affectation
+for futurity Futurity does not exist, because it is still future.
+Rather it is a fear of the past; a fear not merely of
+the evil in the past, but of the good in the past also.
+The brain breaks down under the unbearable virtue of mankind.
+There have been so many flaming faiths that we cannot hold;
+so many harsh heroisms that we cannot imitate; so many
+great efforts of monumental building or of military glory
+which seem to us at once sublime and pathetic. The future
+is a refuge from the fierce competition of our forefathers.
+The older generation, not the younger, is knocking at our door.
+It is agreeable to escape, as Henley said, into the Street
+of By-and-Bye, where stands the Hostelry of Never. It is
+pleasant to play with children, especially unborn children.
+The future is a blank wall on which every man can write his own
+name as large as he likes; the past I find already covered
+with illegible scribbles, such as Plato, Isaiah, Shakespeare,
+Michael Angelo, Napoleon. I can make the future as narrow as myself;
+the past is obliged to be as broad and turbulent as humanity.
+And the upshot of this modern attitude is really this:
+that men invent new ideals because they dare not attempt old ideals.
+They look forward with enthusiasm, because they are afraid
+to look back.
+
+Now in history there is no Revolution that is not a Restoration.
+Among the many things that Leave me doubtful about the modern
+habit of fixing eyes on the future, none is stronger than this:
+that all the men in history who have really done anything
+with the future have had their eyes fixed upon the past.
+I need not mention the Renaissance, the very word proves my case.
+The originality of Michael Angelo and Shakespeare began with
+the digging up of old vases and manuscripts. The mildness
+of poets absolutely arose out of the mildness of antiquaries.
+So the great mediaeval revival was a memory of the Roman Empire.
+So the Reformation looked back to the Bible and Bible times.
+So the modern Catholic movement has looked back to patristic times.
+But that modern movement which many would count the most
+anarchic of all is in this sense the most conservative of all.
+Never was the past more venerated by men than it was by the
+French Revolutionists. They invoked the little republics of
+antiquity with the complete confidence of one who invokes the gods.
+The Sans-culottes believed (as their name might imply) in a return
+to simplicity. They believed most piously in a remote past;
+some might call it a mythical past. For some strange reason
+man must always thus plant his fruit trees in a graveyard.
+Man can only find life among the dead. Man is a misshapen monster,
+with his feet set forward and his face turned back. He can make
+the future luxuriant and gigantic, so long as he is thinking
+about the past. When he tries to think about the future itself,
+his mind diminishes to a pin point with imbecility, which some
+call Nirvana. To-morrow is the Gorgon; a man must only see it
+mirrored in the shining shield of yesterday. If he sees it directly
+he is turned to stone. This has been the fate of all those who
+have really seen fate and futurity as clear and inevitable.
+The Calvinists, with their perfect creed of predestination,
+were turned to stone. The modern sociological scientists
+(with their excruciating Eugenics) are turned to stone.
+The only difference is that the Puritans make dignified,
+and the Eugenists somewhat amusing, statues.
+
+But there is one feature in the past which more than all
+the rest defies and depresses the moderns and drives them
+towards this featureless future. I mean the presence in
+the past of huge ideals, unfulfilled and sometimes abandoned.
+The sight of these splendid failures is melancholy to a restless
+and rather morbid generation; and they maintain a strange silence
+about them--sometimes amounting to an unscrupulous silence.
+They keep them entirely out of their newspapers and almost entirely
+out of their history books. For example, they will often tell you
+(in their praises of the coming age) that we are moving on towards
+a United States of Europe. But they carefully omit to tell
+you that we are moving away from a United States of Europe,
+that such a thing existed literally in Roman and essentially in
+mediaeval times. They never admit that the international hatreds
+(which they call barbaric) are really very recent, the mere
+breakdown of the ideal of the Holy Roman Empire. Or again,
+they will tell you that there is going to be a social revolution,
+a great rising of the poor against the rich; but they never rub it
+in that France made that magnificent attempt, unaided, and that we
+and all the world allowed it to be trampled out and forgotten.
+I say decisively that nothing is so marked in modern writing
+as the prediction of such ideals in the future combined with the
+ignoring of them in the past. Anyone can test this for himself.
+Read any thirty or forty pages of pamphlets advocating peace
+in Europe and see how many of them praise the old Popes or Emperors
+for keeping the peace in Europe. Read any armful of essays
+and poems in praise of social democracy, and see how many of them
+praise the old Jacobins who created democracy and died for it.
+These colossal ruins are to the modern only enormous eyesores.
+He looks back along the valley of the past and sees a perspective
+of splendid but unfinished cities. They are unfinished,
+not always through enmity or accident, but often through fickleness,
+mental fatigue, and the lust for alien philosophies.
+We have not only left undone those things that we ought to have done,
+but we have even left undone those things that we wanted to do
+
+It is very currently suggested that the modern man is the heir of all the
+ages, that he has got the good out of these successive human experiments.
+I know not what to say in answer to this, except to ask the reader
+to look at the modern man, as I have just looked at the modern man--
+in the looking-glass. Is it really true that you and I are two starry
+towers built up of all the most towering visions of the past?
+Have we really fulfilled all the great historic ideals one after
+the other, from our naked ancestor who was brave enough to till
+a mammoth with a stone knife, through the Greek citizen and the
+Christian saint to our own grandfather or great-grandfather, who may
+have been sabred by the Manchester Yeomanry or shot in the '48?
+Are we still strong enough to spear mammoths, but now tender enough
+to spare them? Does the cosmos contain any mammoth that we have
+either speared or spared? When we decline (in a marked manner)
+to fly the red flag and fire across a barricade like our grandfathers,
+are we really declining in deference to sociologists--or to soldiers?
+Have we indeed outstripped the warrior and passed the ascetical saint?
+I fear we only outstrip the warrior in the sense that we should
+probably run away from him. And if we have passed the saint,
+I fear we have passed him without bowing.
+
+This is, first and foremost, what I mean by the narrowness
+of the new ideas, the limiting effect of the future.
+Our modern prophetic idealism is narrow because it has undergone
+a persistent process of elimination. We must ask for new
+things because we are not allowed to ask for old things.
+The whole position is based on this idea that we have got
+all the good that can be got out of the ideas of the past.
+But we have not got all the good out of them, perhaps at this
+moment not any of the good out of them. And the need here is
+a need of complete freedom for restoration as well as revolution.
+
+We often read nowadays of the valor or audacity with which some
+rebel attacks a hoary tyranny or an antiquated superstition.
+There is not really any courage at all in attacking hoary
+or antiquated things, any more than in offering to fight
+one's grandmother. The really courageous man is he who defies
+tyrannies young as the morning and superstitions fresh
+as the first flowers. The only true free-thinker is he whose
+intellect is as much free from the future as from the past.
+He cares as little for what will be as for what has been;
+he cares only for what ought to be. And for my present
+purpose I specially insist on this abstract independence.
+If I am to discuss what is wrong, one of the first things
+that are wrong is this: the deep and silent modern assumption
+that past things have become impossible. There is one metaphor
+of which the moderns are very fond; they are always saying,
+"You can't put the clock back." The simple and obvious answer
+is "You can." A clock, being a piece of human construction,
+can be restored by the human finger to any figure or hour.
+In the same way society, being a piece of human construction,
+can be reconstructed upon any plan that has ever existed.
+
+There is another proverb, "As you have made your bed,
+so you must lie on it"; which again is simply a lie.
+If I have made my bed uncomfortable, please God I will make it again.
+We could restore the Heptarchy or the stage coaches if we chose.
+It might take some time to do, and it might be very inadvisable to do it;
+but certainly it is not impossible as bringing back last Friday
+is impossible. This is, as I say, the first freedom that I claim:
+the freedom to restore. I claim a right to propose as a solution
+the old patriarchal system of a Highland clan, if that should seem
+to eliminate the largest number of evils. It certainly would
+eliminate some evils; for instance, the unnatural sense of obeying
+cold and harsh strangers, mere bureaucrats and policemen.
+I claim the right to propose the complete independence of the small
+Greek or Italian towns, a sovereign city of Brixton or Brompton,
+if that seems the best way out of our troubles. It would be a way
+out of some of our troubles; we could not have in a small state,
+for instance, those enormous illusions about men or measures which
+are nourished by the great national or international newspapers.
+You could not persuade a city state that Mr. Beit was an Englishman,
+or Mr. Dillon a desperado, any more than you could persuade
+a Hampshire Village that the village drunkard was a teetotaller
+or the village idiot a statesman. Nevertheless, I do not as a
+fact propose that the Browns and the Smiths should be collected
+under separate tartans. Nor do I even propose that Clapham should
+declare its independence. I merely declare my independence.
+I merely claim my choice of all the tools in the universe;
+and I shall not admit that any of them are blunted merely because
+they have been used.
+
+* * *
+
+V
+
+THE UNFINISHED TEMPLE
+
+The task of modern idealists indeed is made much too easy for them
+by the fact that they are always taught that if a thing has been
+defeated it has been disproved. Logically, the case is quite
+clearly the other way. The lost causes are exactly those which
+might have saved the world. If a man says that the Young Pretender
+would have made England happy, it is hard to answer him.
+If anyone says that the Georges made England happy, I hope we all know
+what to answer. That which was prevented is always impregnable;
+and the only perfect King of England was he who was smothered.
+Exactly be cause Jacobitism failed we cannot call it a failure.
+Precisely because the Commune collapsed as a rebellion we cannot
+say that it collapsed as a system. But such outbursts were brief
+or incidental. Few people realize how many of the largest efforts,
+the facts that will fill history, were frustrated in their full
+design and come down to us as gigantic cripples. I have only
+space to allude to the two largest facts of modern history:
+the Catholic Church and that modern growth rooted in
+the French Revolution.
+
+When four knights scattered the blood and brains of St. Thomas
+of Canterbury, it was not only a sign of anger but of a sort
+of black admiration. They wished for his blood, but they wished
+even more for his brains. Such a blow will remain forever
+unintelligible unless we realise what the brains of St. Thomas were
+thinking about just before they were distributed over the floor.
+They were thinking about the great mediaeval conception that the church
+is the judge of the world. Becket objected to a priest being
+tried even by the Lord Chief Justice. And his reason was simple:
+because the Lord Chief Justice was being tried by the priest.
+The judiciary was itself sub judice. The kings were themselves
+in the dock. The idea was to create an invisible kingdom,
+without armies or prisons, but with complete freedom to condemn
+publicly all the kingdoms of the earth. Whether such a supreme
+church would have cured society we cannot affirm definitely;
+because the church never was a supreme church. We only know
+that in England at any rate the princes conquered the saints.
+What the world wanted we see before us; and some of us call it
+a failure. But we cannot call what the church wanted a failure,
+simply because the church failed. Tracy struck a little too soon.
+England had not yet made the great Protestant discovery that
+the king can do no wrong. The king was whipped in the cathedral;
+a performance which I recommend to those who regret the unpopularity
+of church-going. But the discovery was made; and Henry VIII scattered
+Becket's bones as easily as Tracy had scattered his brains.
+
+Of course, I mean that Catholicism was not tried;
+plenty of Catholics were tried, and found guilty.
+My point is that the world did not tire of the church's ideal,
+but of its reality. Monasteries were impugned not for
+the chastity of monks, but for the unchastity of monks.
+Christianity was unpopular not because of the humility,
+but of the arrogance of Christians. Certainly, if the
+church failed it was largely through the churchmen.
+But at the same time hostile elements had certainly begun
+to end it long before it could have done its work.
+In the nature of things it needed a common scheme of life and
+thought in Europe. Yet the mediaeval system began to be broken
+to pieces intellectually, long before it showed the slightest
+hint of falling to pieces morally. The huge early heresies,
+like the Albigenses, had not the faintest excuse in moral superiority.
+And it is actually true that the Reformation began to tear Europe
+apart before the Catholic Church had had time to pull it together.
+The Prussians, for instance, were not converted to Christianity
+at all until quite close to the Reformation. The poor
+creatures hardly had time to become Catholics before they
+were told to become Protestants. This explains a great deal
+of their subsequent conduct. But I have only taken this
+as the first and most evident case of the general truth:
+that the great ideals of the past failed not by being outlived
+(which must mean over-lived), but by not being lived enough.
+Mankind has not passed through the Middle Ages. Rather mankind
+has retreated from the Middle Ages in reaction and rout.
+The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting.
+It has been found difficult; and left untried.
+
+It is, of course, the same in the case of the French Revolution.
+A great part of our present perplexity arises from the fact
+that the French Revolution has half succeeded and half failed.
+In one sense, Valmy was the decisive battle of the West,
+and in another Trafalgar. We have, indeed, destroyed the largest
+territorial tyrannies, and created a free peasantry in almost all
+Christian countries except England; of which we shall say more anon.
+But representative government, the one universal relic,
+is a very poor fragment of the full republican idea.
+The theory of the French Revolution presupposed two things
+in government, things which it achieved at the time, but which it
+has certainly not bequeathed to its imitators in England, Germany,
+and America. The first of these was the idea of honorable poverty;
+that a statesman must be something of a stoic; the second was
+the idea of extreme publicity. Many imaginative English writers,
+including Carlyle, seem quite unable to imagine how it was
+that men like Robespierre and Marat were ardently admired.
+The best answer is that they were admired for being poor--
+poor when they might have been rich.
+
+No one will pretend that this ideal exists at all in the haute
+politique of this country. Our national claim to political
+incorruptibility is actually based on exactly the opposite argument;
+it is based on the theory that wealthy men in assured
+positions will have no temptation to financial trickery.
+Whether the history of the English aristocracy, from the spoliation
+of the monasteries to the annexation of the mines, entirely supports
+this theory I am not now inquiring; but certainly it is our theory,
+that wealth will be a protection against political corruption.
+The English statesman is bribed not to be bribed.
+He is born with a silver spoon in his mouth, so that he may
+never afterwards be found with the silver spoons in his pocket.
+So strong is our faith in this protection by plutocracy,
+that we are more and more trusting our empire in the hands of
+families which inherit wealth without either blood or manners.
+Some of our political houses are parvenue by pedigree;
+they hand on vulgarity like a coat of-arms. In the case of
+many a modern statesman to say that he is born with a silver
+spoon in his mouth, is at once inadequate and excessive.
+He is born with a silver knife in his mouth. But all this
+only illustrates the English theory that poverty is perilous
+for a politician.
+
+It will be the same if we compare the conditions that have
+come about with the Revolution legend touching publicity.
+The old democratic doctrine was that the more light that was let
+in to all departments of State, the easier it was for a righteous
+indignation to move promptly against wrong. In other words,
+monarchs were to live in glass houses, that mobs might throw stones.
+Again, no admirer of existing English politics (if there is
+any admirer of existing English politics) will really pretend
+that this ideal of publicity is exhausted, or even attempted.
+Obviously public life grows more private every day.
+The French have, indeed, continued the tradition of revealing
+secrets and making scandals; hence they are more flagrant
+and palpable than we, not in sin but in the confession of sin.
+The first trial of Dreyfus might have happened in England;
+it is exactly the second trial that would have been
+legally impossible. But, indeed, if we wish to realise
+how far we fall short of the original republican outline,
+the sharpest way to test it is to note how far we fall
+short even of the republican element in the older regime.
+Not only are we less democratic than Danton and Condorcet,
+but we are in many ways less democratic than Choiseul
+and Marie Antoinette. The richest nobles before the revolt
+were needy middle-class people compared with our Rothschilds
+and Roseberys. And in the matter of publicity the old French monarchy
+was infinitely more democratic than any of the monarchies of today.
+Practically anybody who chose could walk into the palace and see
+the king playing with his children, or paring his nails.
+The people possessed the monarch,, as the people possess Primrose Hill;
+that is, they cannot move it, but they can sprawl all over it.
+The old French monarchy was founded on the excellent principle
+that a cat may look at a king. But nowadays a cat may not look
+at a king; unless it is a very tame cat. Even where the press
+is free for criticism it is only used for adulation.
+The substantial difference comes to something uncommonly like this:
+Eighteenth century tyranny meant that you could say "The K__
+of Br__rd is a profligate." Twentieth century liberty really
+means that you are allowed to say "The King of Brentford is
+a model family man."
+
+But we have delayed the main argument too long for the parenthetical
+purpose of showing that the great democratic dream, like the great
+mediaeval dream, has in a strict and practical sense been
+a dream unfulfilled. Whatever is the matter with modern England
+it is not that we have carried out too literally, or achieved
+with disappointing completeness, either the Catholicism of Becket
+or the equality of Marat. Now I have taken these two cases merely
+because they are typical of ten thousand other cases; the world
+is full of these unfulfilled ideas, these uncompleted temples.
+History does not consist of completed and crumbling ruins; rather it
+consists of half-built villas abandoned by a bankrupt-builder. This
+world is more like an unfinished suburb than a deserted cemetery.
+
+
+* * *
+
+VI
+
+THE ENEMIES OF PROPERTY
+
+But it is for this especial reason that such an explanation
+is necessary on the very threshold of the definition of ideals.
+For owing to that historic fallacy with which I have just dealt,
+numbers of readers will expect me, when I propound an ideal, to propound
+a new ideal. Now I have no notion at all of propounding a new ideal.
+There is no new ideal imaginable by the madness of modern sophists,
+which will be anything like so startling as fulfilling any one
+of the old ones. On the day that any copybook maxim is carried
+out there will be something like an earthquake on the earth.
+There is only one thing new that can be done under the sun;
+and that is to look at the sun. If you attempt it on a blue day
+in June, you will know why men do not look straight at their ideals.
+There is only one really startling thing to be done with the ideal,
+and that is to do it. It is to face the flaming logical fact,
+and its frightful consequences. Christ knew that it would be
+a more stunning thunderbolt to fulfil the law than to destroy it.
+It is true of both the cases I have quoted, and of every case.
+The pagans had always adored purity: Athena, Artemis, Vesta. It was
+when the virgin martyrs began defiantly to practice purity that they
+rent them with wild beasts, and rolled them on red-hot coals.
+The world had always loved the notion of the poor man uppermost;
+it can be proved by every legend from Cinderella to Whittington,
+by every poem from the Magnificat to the Marseillaise. The kings
+went mad against France not because she idealized this ideal,
+but because she realized it. Joseph of Austria and Catherine
+of Russia quite agreed that the people should rule; what horrified
+them was that the people did. The French Revolution, therefore,
+is the type of all true revolutions, because its ideal is as old
+as the Old Adam, but its fulfilment almost as fresh, as miraculous,
+and as new as the New Jerusalem.
+
+But in the modern world we are primarily confronted with the
+extraordinary spectacle of people turning to new ideals because they
+have not tried the old. Men have not got tired of Christianity;
+they have never found enough Christianity to get tired of.
+Men have never wearied of political justice; they have wearied
+of waiting for it.
+
+Now, for the purpose of this book, I propose to take only one
+of these old ideals; but one that is perhaps the oldest.
+I take the principle of domesticity: the ideal house;
+the happy family, the holy family of history. For the moment
+it is only necessary to remark that it is like the church
+and like the republic, now chiefly assailed by those who have
+never known it, or by those who have failed to fulfil it.
+Numberless modern women have rebelled against domesticity in theory
+because they have never known it in practice. Hosts of the poor
+are driven to the workhouse without ever having known the house.
+Generally speaking, the cultured class is shrieking to be let
+out of the decent home, just as the working class is shouting
+to be let into it.
+
+Now if we take this house or home as a test, we may very
+generally lay the simple spiritual foundations or the idea.
+God is that which can make something out of nothing. Man (it may
+truly be said) is that which can make something out of anything.
+In other words, while the joy of God be unlimited creation,
+the special joy of man is limited creation, the combination
+of creation with limits. Man's pleasure, therefore, is to
+possess conditions, but also to be partly possessed by them;
+to be half-controlled by the flute he plays or by the field he digs.
+The excitement is to get the utmost out of given conditions;
+the conditions will stretch, but not indefinitely. A man can write an
+immortal sonnet on an old envelope, or hack a hero out of a lump of rock.
+But hacking a sonnet out of a rock would be a laborious business,
+and making a hero out of an envelope is almost out of the sphere
+of practical politics. This fruitful strife with limitations,
+when it concerns some airy entertainment of an educated class,
+goes by the name of Art. But the mass of men have neither time
+nor aptitude for the invention of invisible or abstract beauty.
+For the mass of men the idea of artistic creation can only be expressed
+by an idea unpopular in present discussions--the idea of property.
+The average man cannot cut clay into the shape of a man;
+but he can cut earth into the shape of a garden; and though
+he arranges it with red geraniums and blue potatoes in alternate
+straight lines, he is still an artist; because he has chosen.
+The average man cannot paint the sunset whose colors be admires;
+but he can paint his own house with what color he chooses, and though
+he paints it pea green with pink spots, he is still an artist;
+because that is his choice. Property is merely the art of the democracy.
+It means that every man should have something that he can shape
+in his own image, as he is shaped in the image of heaven.
+But because he is not God, but only a graven image of God,
+his self-expression must deal with limits; properly with limits
+that are strict and even small.
+
+I am well aware that the word "property" has been defied in our
+time by the corruption of the great capitalists. One would think,
+to hear people talk, that the Rothchilds and the Rockefellers
+were on the side of property. But obviously they are the enemies
+of property; because they are enemies of their own limitations.
+They do not want their own land; but other people's. When they
+remove their neighbor's landmark, they also remove their own.
+A man who loves a little triangular field ought to love it
+because it is triangular; anyone who destroys the shape,
+by giving him more land, is a thief who has stolen a triangle.
+A man with the true poetry of possession wishes to see the wall
+where his garden meets Smith's garden; the hedge where his farm
+touches Brown's. He cannot see the shape of his own land unless
+he sees the edges of his neighbor's. It is the negation of property
+that the Duke of Sutherland should have all the farms in one estate;
+just as it would be the negation of marriage if he had all our
+wives in one harem.
+
+* * *
+
+VII
+
+THE FREE FAMILY
+
+As I have said, I propose to take only one central instance;
+I will take the institution called the private house or home;
+the shell and organ of the family. We will consider cosmic
+and political tendencies simply as they strike that ancient and
+unique roof. Very few words will suffice for all I have to say
+about the family itself. I leave alone the speculations about
+its animal origin and the details of its social reconstruction;
+I am concerned only with its palpable omnipresence.
+It is a necessity far mankind; it is (if you like to put it so)
+a trap for mankind. Only by the hypocritical ignoring of a huge
+fact can any one contrive to talk of "free love"; as if love
+were an episode like lighting a cigarette, or whistling a tune.
+Suppose whenever a man lit a cigarette, a towering genie arose from
+the rings of smoke and followed him everywhere as a huge slave.
+Suppose whenever a man whistled a tune he "drew an angel down"
+and had to walk about forever with a seraph on a string.
+These catastrophic images are but faint parallels to the earthquake
+consequences that Nature has attached to sex; and it is perfectly
+plain at the beginning that a man cannot be a free lover;
+he is either a traitor or a tied man. The second element that creates
+the family is that its consequences, though colossal, are gradual;
+the cigarette produces a baby giant, the song only an infant seraph.
+Thence arises the necessity for some prolonged system of co-operation;
+and thence arises the family in its full educational sense.
+
+It may be said that this institution of the home is the one
+anarchist institution. That is to say, it is older than law,
+and stands outside the State. By its nature it is refreshed
+or corrupted by indefinable forces of custom or kinship.
+This is not to be understood as meaning that the State has no
+authority over families; that State authority is invoked and ought
+to be invoked in many abnormal cases. But in most normal cases
+of family joys and sorrows, the State has no mode of entry.
+It is not so much that the law should not interfere, as that
+the law cannot. Just as there are fields too far off for law,
+so there are fields too near; as a man may see the North Pole
+before he sees his own backbone. Small and near matters
+escape control at least as much as vast and remote ones;
+and the real pains and pleasures of the family form a strong
+instance of this. If a baby cries for the moon, the policeman
+cannot procure the moon--but neither can he stop the baby.
+Creatures so close to each other as husband and wife,
+or a mother and children, have powers of making each other
+happy or miserable with which no public coercion can deal.
+If a marriage could be dissolved every morning it would not give
+back his night's rest to a man kept awake by a curtain lecture;
+and what is the good of giving a man a lot of power where
+he only wants a little peace? The child must depend on the most
+imperfect mother; the mother may be devoted to the most
+unworthy children; in such relations legal revenges are vain.
+Even in the abnormal cases where the law may operate, this difficulty
+is constantly found; as many a bewildered magistrate knows.
+He has to save children from starvation by taking away
+their breadwinner. And he often has to break a wife's
+heart because her husband has already broken her head.
+The State has no tool delicate enough to deracinate the rooted
+habits and tangled affections of the family; the two sexes,
+whether happy or unhappy, are glued together too tightly
+for us to get the blade of a legal penknife in between them.
+The man and the woman are one flesh--yes, even when they are
+not one spirit. Man is a quadruped. Upon this ancient and
+anarchic intimacy, types of government have little or no effect;
+it is happy or unhappy, by its own sexual wholesomeness and
+genial habit, under the republic of Switzerland or the despotism
+of Siam. Even a republic in Siam would not have done much
+towards freeing the Siamese Twins.
+
+The problem is not in marriage, but in sex; and would be felt
+under the freest concubinage. Nevertheless, the overwhelming mass
+of mankind has not believed in freedom in this matter, but rather
+in a more or less lasting tie. Tribes and civilizations differ about
+the occasions on which we may loosen the bond, but they all agree
+that there is a bond to be loosened, not a mere universal detachment.
+For the purposes of this book I am not concerned to discuss
+that mystical view of marriage in which I myself believe:
+the great European tradition which has made marriage a sacrament.
+It is enough to say here that heathen and Christian alike have
+regarded marriage as a tie; a thing not normally to be sundered.
+Briefly, this human belief in a sexual bond rests on a principle
+of which the modern mind has made a very inadequate study.
+It is, perhaps, most nearly paralleled by the principle of the second
+wind in walking.
+
+The principle is this: that in everything worth having,
+even in every pleasure, there is a point of pain or tedium that
+must be survived, so that the pleasure may revive and endure.
+The joy of battle comes after the first fear of death;
+the joy of reading Virgil comes after the bore of learning him;
+the glow of the sea-bather comes after the icy shock of the sea bath;
+and the success of the marriage comes after the failure
+of the honeymoon. All human vows, laws, and contracts are
+so many ways of surviving with success this breaking point,
+this instant of potential surrender.
+
+In everything on this earth that is worth doing, there is a
+stage when no one would do it, except for necessity or honor.
+It is then that the Institution upholds a man and helps him
+on to the firmer ground ahead. Whether this solid fact of human
+nature is sufficient to justify the sublime dedication of Christian
+marriage is quite an other matter, it is amply sufficient to
+justify the general human feeling of marriage as a fixed thing,
+dissolution of which is a fault or, at least, an ignominy.
+The essential element is not so much duration as security.
+Two people must be tied together in order to do themselves justice;
+for twenty minutes at a dance, or for twenty years in a marriage
+In both cases the point is, that if a man is bored in the first
+five minutes he must go on and force himself to be happy.
+Coercion is a kind of encouragement; and anarchy (or what
+some call liberty) is essentially oppressive, because it is
+essentially discouraging. If we all floated in the air like bubbles,
+free to drift anywhere at any instant, the practical result would
+be that no one would have the courage to begin a conversation.
+It would be so embarrassing to start a sentence in a friendly whisper,
+and then have to shout the last half of it because the other
+party was floating away into the free and formless ether
+The two must hold each other to do justice to each other.
+If Americans can be divorced for "incompatibility of temper"
+I cannot conceive why they are not all divorced.
+I have known many happy marriages, but never a compatible one.
+The whole aim of marriage is to fight through and survive
+the instant when incompatibility becomes unquestionable.
+For a man and a woman, as such, are incompatible.
+
+* * *
+
+VIII
+
+THE WILDNESS OF DOMESTICITY
+
+In the course of this crude study we shall have to touch on what is
+called the problem of poverty, especially the dehumanized poverty
+of modern industrialism. But in this primary matter of the ideal
+the difficulty is not the problem of poverty, but the problem of wealth.
+It is the special psychology of leisure and luxury that falsifies life.
+Some experience of modern movements of the sort called "advanced" has
+led me to the conviction that they generally repose upon some experience
+peculiar to the rich. It is so with that fallacy of free love of which I
+have already spoken; the idea of sexuality as a string of episodes.
+That implies a long holiday in which to get tired of one woman,
+and a motor car in which to wander looking for others; it also implies
+money for maintenances. An omnibus conductor has hardly time
+to love his own wife, let alone other people's. And the success with
+which nuptial estrangements are depicted in modern "problem plays"
+is due to the fact that there is only one thing that a drama
+cannot depict--that is a hard day's work. I could give many other
+instances of this plutocratic assumption behind progressive fads.
+For instance, there is a plutocratic assumption behind the phrase
+"Why should woman be economically dependent upon man?"
+The answer is that among poor and practical people she isn't;
+except in the sense in which he is dependent upon her.
+A hunter has to tear his clothes; there must be somebody to mend them.
+A fisher has to catch fish; there must be somebody to cook them.
+It is surely quite clear that this modern notion that woman is a mere
+"pretty clinging parasite," "a plaything," etc., arose through the somber
+contemplation of some rich banking family, in which the banker, at least,
+went to the city and pretended to do something, while the banker's
+wife went to the Park and did not pretend to do anything at all.
+A poor man and his wife are a business partnership. If one partner
+in a firm of publishers interviews the authors while the other
+interviews the clerks, is one of them economically dependent?
+Was Hodder a pretty parasite clinging to Stoughton? Was Marshall
+a mere plaything for Snelgrove?
+
+But of all the modern notions generated by mere wealth the worst is this:
+the notion that domesticity is dull and tame. Inside the home (they say)
+is dead decorum and routine; outside is adventure and variety.
+This is indeed a rich man's opinion. The rich man knows that his own
+house moves on vast and soundless wheels of wealth, is run by regiments
+of servants, by a swift and silent ritual. On the other hand, every sort
+of vagabondage of romance is open to him in the streets outside.
+He has plenty of money and can afford to be a tramp.
+His wildest adventure will end in a restaurant, while the yokel's
+tamest adventure may end in a police-court. If he smashes a window
+he can pay for it; if he smashes a man he can pension him. He can
+(like the millionaire in the story) buy an hotel to get a glass of gin.
+And because he, the luxurious man, dictates the tone of nearly
+all "advanced" and "progressive" thought, we have almost forgotten
+what a home really means to the overwhelming millions of mankind.
+
+For the truth is, that to the moderately poor the home is the only
+place of liberty. Nay, it is the only place of anarchy.
+It is the only spot on the earth where a man can alter
+arrangements suddenly, make an experiment or indulge in a whim.
+Everywhere else he goes he must accept the strict rules
+of the shop, inn, club, or museum that he happens to enter.
+He can eat his meals on the floor in his own house if he likes.
+I often do it myself; it gives a curious, childish, poetic,
+picnic feeling. There would be considerable trouble if I tried
+to do it in an A.B.C. tea-shop. A man can wear a dressing gown
+and slippers in his house; while I am sure that this would not be
+permitted at the Savoy, though I never actually tested the point.
+If you go to a restaurant you must drink some of the wines on
+the wine list, all of them if you insist, but certainly some of them.
+But if you have a house and garden you can try to make hollyhock
+tea or convolvulus wine if you like. For a plain, hard-working man
+the home is not the one tame place in the world of adventure.
+It is the one wild place in the world of rules and set tasks.
+The home is the one place where he can put the carpet
+on the ceiling or the slates on the floor if he wants to.
+When a man spends every night staggering from bar to bar or from
+music-hall to music-hall, we say that he is living an irregular life.
+But he is not; he is living a highly regular life,
+under the dull, and often oppressive, laws of such places.
+Some times he is not allowed even to sit down in the bars;
+and frequently he is not allowed to sing in the music-halls.
+Hotels may be defined as places where you are forced to dress;
+and theaters may be defined as places where you are forbidden
+to smoke. A man can only picnic at home.
+
+Now I take, as I have said, this small human omnipotence,
+this possession of a definite cell or chamber of liberty,
+as the working model for the present inquiry.
+Whether we can give every English man a free home of his own
+or not, at least we should desire it; and he desires it.
+For the moment we speak of what he wants, not of what he
+expects to get. He wants, far instance, a separate house;
+he does not want a semi-detached house. He may be forced
+in the commercial race to share one wall with another man.
+Similarly he might be forced in a three-legged race to share
+one leg with another man; but it is not so that he pictures
+himself in his dreams of elegance and liberty. Again, he does
+not desire a flat. He can eat and sleep and praise God in a flat;
+he can eat and sleep and praise God in a railway train.
+But a railway train is not a house, because it is a house on wheels.
+And a flat is not a house, because it is a house on stilts.
+An idea of earthy contact and foundation, as well as an
+idea of separation and independence, is a part of this
+instructive human picture.
+
+I take, then, this one institution as a test. As every
+normal man desires a woman, and children born of a woman,
+every normal man desires a house of his own to put them into.
+He does not merely want a roof above him and a chair
+below him; he wants an objective and visible kingdom;
+a fire at which he can cook what food he likes, a door
+he can open to what friends he chooses. This is the normal
+appetite of men; I do not say there are not exceptions.
+There may be saints above the need and philanthropists below it.
+Opalstein, now he is a duke, may have got used to more than this;
+and when he was a convict may have got used to less.
+But the normality of the thing is enormous. To give nearly
+everybody ordinary houses would please nearly everybody;
+that is what I assert without apology. Now in modern England
+(as you eagerly point out) it is very difficult to give nearly
+everybody houses. Quite so; I merely set up the desideratum;
+and ask the reader to leave it standing there while he turns
+with me to a consideration of what really happens in the social
+wars of our time.
+
+* * *
+
+IX
+
+HISTORY OF HUDGE AND GUDGE
+
+There is, let us say, a certain filthy rookery in Hoxton,
+dripping with disease and honeycombed with crime and promiscuity.
+There are, let us say, two noble and courageous young men,
+of pure intentions and (if you prefer it) noble birth; let us call
+them Hudge and Gudge. Hudge, let us say, is of a bustling sort;
+he points out that the people must at all costs be got out
+of this den; he subscribes and collects money, but he finds
+(despite the large financial interests of the Hudges) that the thing
+will have to be done on the cheap if it is to be done on the spot.
+Her therefore, runs up a row of tall bare tenements like beehives;
+and soon has all the poor people bundled into their little
+brick cells, which are certainly better than their old quarters,
+in so far as they are weather proof, well ventilated and supplied
+with clean water. But Gudge has a more delicate nature.
+He feels a nameless something lacking in the little brick boxes;
+he raises numberless objections; he even assails the celebrated
+Hudge Report, with the Gudge Minority Report; and by the end
+of a year or so has come to telling Hudge heatedly that the people
+were much happier where they were before. As the people preserve
+in both places precisely the same air of dazed amiability,
+it is very difficult to find out which is right. But at least
+one might safely say that no people ever liked stench or starvation
+as such, but only some peculiar pleasures en tangled with them.
+Not so feels the sensitive Gudge. Long before the final quarrel
+(Hudge v. Gudge and Another), Gudge has succeeded in persuading
+himself that slums and stinks are really very nice things;
+that the habit of sleeping fourteen in a room is what has made
+our England great; and that the smell of open drains is absolutely
+essential to the rearing of a viking breed.
+
+But, meanwhile, has there been no degeneration in Hudge? Alas, I fear
+there has. Those maniacally ugly buildings which he originally
+put up as unpretentious sheds barely to shelter human life,
+grow every day more and more lovely to his deluded eye.
+Things he would never have dreamed of defending, except as crude
+necessities, things like common kitchens or infamous asbestos stoves,
+begin to shine quite sacredly before him, merely because they reflect
+the wrath of Gudge. He maintains, with the aid of eager little books
+by Socialists, that man is really happier in a hive than in a house.
+The practical difficulty of keeping total strangers out of your
+bedroom he describes as Brotherhood; and the necessity for
+climbing twenty-three flights of cold stone stairs, I dare say he
+calls Effort. The net result of their philanthropic adventure is this:
+that one has come to defending indefensible slums and still more
+indefensible slum-landlords, while the other has come to treating
+as divine the sheds and pipes which he only meant as desperate.
+Gudge is now a corrupt and apoplectic old Tory in the Carlton Club;
+if you mention poverty to him he roars at you in a thick,
+hoarse voice something that is conjectured to be "Do 'em good!"
+Nor is Hudge more happy; for he is a lean vegetarian with a gray,
+pointed beard and an unnaturally easy smile, who goes about telling
+everybody that at last we shall all sleep in one universal bedroom;
+and he lives in a Garden City, like one forgotten of God.
+
+Such is the lamentable history of Hudge and Gudge; which I merely
+introduce as a type of an endless and exasperating misunderstanding
+which is always occurring in modern England. To get men out of a rookery
+men are put into a tenement; and at the beginning the healthy human
+soul loathes them both. A man's first desire is to get away as far
+as possible from the rookery, even should his mad course lead him
+to a model dwelling. The second desire is, naturally, to get away from
+the model dwelling, even if it should lead a man back to the rookery.
+But I am neither a Hudgian nor a Gudgian; and I think the mistakes
+of these two famous and fascinating persons arose from one simple fact.
+They arose from the fact that neither Hudge nor Gudge had ever thought
+for an instant what sort of house a man might probably like for himself.
+In short, they did not begin with the ideal; and, therefore, were
+not practical politicians.
+
+We may now return to the purpose of our awkward parenthesis
+about the praise of the future and the failures of the past.
+A house of his own being the obvious ideal for every man, we may now ask
+(taking this need as typical of all such needs) why he hasn't got it;
+and whether it is in any philosophical sense his own fault.
+Now, I think that in some philosophical sense it is his own fault, I think
+in a yet more philosophical sense it is the fault of his philosophy.
+And this is what I have now to attempt to explain.
+
+Burke, a fine rhetorician, who rarely faced realities,
+said, I think, that an Englishman's house is his castle.
+This is honestly entertaining; for as it happens the Englishman
+is almost the only man in Europe whose house is not his castle.
+Nearly everywhere else exists the assumption of peasant proprietorship;
+that a poor man may be a landlord, though he is only lord
+of his own land. Making the landlord and the tenant the same
+person has certain trivial advantages, as that the tenant
+pays no rent, while the landlord does a little work.
+But I am not concerned with the defense of small proprietorship,
+but merely with the fact that it exists almost everywhere except
+in England. It is also true, however, that this estate of small
+possession is attacked everywhere today; it has never existed
+among ourselves, and it may be destroyed among our neighbors.
+We have, therefore, to ask ourselves what it is in human
+affairs generally, and in this domestic ideal in particular,
+that has really ruined the natural human creation,
+especially in this country.
+
+Man has always lost his way. He has been a tramp ever since Eden;
+but he always knew, or thought he knew, what he was looking for.
+Every man has a house somewhere in the elaborate cosmos;
+his house waits for him waist deep in slow Norfolk rivers
+or sunning itself upon Sussex downs. Man has always been
+looking for that home which is the subject matter of this book.
+But in the bleak and blinding hail of skepticism to which he has
+been now so long subjected, he has begun for the first time
+to be chilled, not merely in his hopes, but in his desires.
+For the first time in history he begins really to doubt the object
+of his wanderings on the earth. He has always lost his way;
+but now he has lost his address.
+
+Under the pressure of certain upper-class philosophies
+(or in other words, under the pressure of Hudge and Gudge)
+the average man has really become bewildered about the goal of
+his efforts; and his efforts, therefore, grow feebler and feebler.
+His simple notion of having a home of his own is derided as bourgeois,
+as sentimental, or as despicably Christian. Under various
+verbal forms he is recommended to go on to the streets--
+which is called Individualism; or to the work-house--which is
+called Collectivism. We shall consider this process somewhat
+more carefully in a moment. But it may be said here that Hudge
+and Gudge, or the governing class generally, will never fail for
+lack of some modern phrase to cover their ancient predominance.
+The great lords will refuse the English peasant his three acres
+and a cow on advanced grounds, if they cannot refuse it longer
+on reactionary grounds. They will deny him the three acres
+on grounds of State Ownership. They will forbid him the cow
+on grounds of humanitarianism.
+
+And this brings us to the ultimate analysis of this singular influence
+that has prevented doctrinal demands by the English people. There are,
+I believe, some who still deny that England is governed by an oligarchy.
+It is quite enough for me to know that a man might have gone to sleep
+some thirty years ago over the day's newspaper and woke up last week over
+the later newspaper, and fancied he was reading about the same people.
+In one paper he would have found a Lord Robert Cecil, a Mr. Gladstone,
+a Mr. Lyttleton, a Churchill, a Chamberlain, a Trevelyan, an Acland.
+In the other paper he would find a Lord Robert Cecil, a Mr. Gladstone,
+a Mr. Lyttleton, a Churchill, a Chamberlain, a Trevelyan, an Acland.
+If this is not being governed by families I cannot imagine what it is.
+I suppose it is being governed by extraordinary democratic coincidences.
+
+* * *
+
+X
+
+OPPRESSION BY OPTIMISM
+
+But we are not here concerned with the nature and existence
+of the aristocracy, but with the origin of its peculiar power,
+why is it the last of the true oligarchies of Europe; and why does
+there seem no very immediate prospect of our seeing the end of it?
+The explanation is simple though it remains strangely unnoticed.
+The friends of aristocracy often praise it for preserving
+ancient and gracious traditions. The enemies of aristocracy
+often blame it for clinging to cruel or antiquated customs.
+Both its enemies and its friends are wrong. Generally speaking
+the aristocracy does not preserve either good or bad traditions;
+it does not preserve anything except game. Who would dream
+of looking among aristocrats anywhere for an old custom?
+One might as well look for an old costume! The god of the aristocrats
+is not tradition, but fashion, which is the opposite of tradition.
+If you wanted to find an old-world Norwegian head-dress, would you
+look for it in the Scandinavian Smart Set? No; the aristocrats
+never have customs; at the best they have habits, like the animals.
+Only the mob has customs.
+
+The real power of the English aristocrats has lain in exactly
+the opposite of tradition. The simple key to the power of our upper
+classes is this: that they have always kept carefully on the side
+of what is called Progress. They have always been up to date,
+and this comes quite easy to an aristocracy. For the aristocracy are
+the supreme instances of that frame of mind of which we spoke just now.
+Novelty is to them a luxury verging on a necessity. They, above all,
+are so bored with the past and with the present, that they gape,
+with a horrible hunger, for the future.
+
+But whatever else the great lords forgot they never forgot that it
+was their business to stand for the new things, for whatever was
+being most talked about among university dons or fussy financiers.
+Thus they were on the side of the Reformation against the Church,
+of the Whigs against the Stuarts, of the Baconian science
+against the old philosophy, of the manufacturing system
+against the operatives, and (to-day) of the increased power
+of the State against the old-fashioned individualists.
+In short, the rich are always modern; it is their business.
+But the immediate effect of this fact upon the question we
+are studying is somewhat singular.
+
+In each of the separate holes or quandaries in which the ordinary
+Englishman has been placed, he has been told that his
+situation is, for some particular reason, all for the best.
+He woke up one fine morning and discovered that the public things,
+which for eight hundred years he had used at once as inns
+and sanctuaries, had all been suddenly and savagely abolished,
+to increase the private wealth of about six or seven men.
+One would think he might have been annoyed at that;
+in many places he was, and was put down by the soldiery.
+But it was not merely the army that kelp him quiet.
+He was kept quiet by the sages as well as the soldiers;
+the six or seven men who took away the inns of the poor told him
+that they were not doing it for themselves, but for the religion
+of the future, the great dawn of Protestantism and truth.
+So whenever a seventeenth century noble was caught pulling
+down a peasant's fence and stealing his field, the noble
+pointed excitedly at the face of Charles I or James II
+(which at that moment, perhaps, wore a cross expression)
+and thus diverted the simple peasant's attention. The great Puritan
+lords created the Commonwealth, and destroyed the common land.
+They saved their poorer countrymen from the disgrace of paying
+Ship Money, by taking from them the plow money and spade money
+which they were doubtless too weak to guard. A fine old English
+rhyme has immortalized this easy aristocratic habit--
+
+You prosecute the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common,
+But leave the larger felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.
+
+But here, as in the case of the monasteries, we confront the strange
+problem of submission. If they stole the common from the goose,
+one can only say that he was a great goose to stand it.
+The truth is that they reasoned with the goose; they explained
+to him that all this was needed to get the Stuart fox over seas.
+So in the nineteenth century the great nobles who became
+mine-owners and railway directors earnestly assured everybody
+that they did not do this from preference, but owing to a newly
+discovered Economic Law. So the prosperous politicians of our own
+generation introduce bills to prevent poor mothers from going
+about with their own babies; or they calmly forbid their tenants
+to drink beer in public inns. But this insolence is not (as you
+would suppose) howled at by everybody as outrageous feudalism.
+It is gently rebuked as Socialism. For an aristocracy
+is always progressive; it is a form of going the pace.
+Their parties grow later and later at night; for they are trying
+to live to-morrow.
+
+* * *
+
+XI
+
+THE HOMELESSNESS OF JONES
+
+Thus the Future of which we spoke at the beginning has
+(in England at least) always been the ally of tyranny.
+The ordinary Englishman has been duped out of his old possessions,
+such as they were, and always in the name of progress.
+The destroyers of the abbeys took away his bread and gave him
+a stone, assuring him that it was a precious stone, the white
+pebble of the Lord's elect. They took away his maypole and his
+original rural life and promised him instead the Golden Age
+of Peace and Commerce inaugurated at the Crystal Palace. And now
+they are taking away the little that remains of his dignity
+as a householder and the head of a family, promising him
+instead Utopias which are called (appropriately enough)
+"Anticipations" or "News from Nowhere." We come back, in fact,
+to the main feature which has already been mentioned.
+The past is communal: the future must be individualist.
+In the past are all the evils of democracy, variety and violence
+and doubt, but the future is pure despotism, for the future
+is pure caprice. Yesterday, I know I was a human fool,
+but to-morrow I can easily be the Superman.
+
+The modern Englishman, however, is like a man who should
+be perpetually kept out, for one reason after another,
+from the house in which he had meant his married life to begin.
+This man (Jones let us call him) has always desired
+the divinely ordinary things; he has married for love,
+he has chosen or built a small house that fits like a coat;
+he is ready to be a great grandfather and a local god.
+And just as he is moving in, something goes wrong.
+Some tyranny, personal or political, suddenly debars him from
+the home; and he has to take his meals in the front garden.
+A passing philosopher (who is also, by a mere coincidence, the man
+who turned him out) pauses, and leaning elegantly on the railings,
+explains to him that he is now living that bold life upon
+the bounty of nature which will be the life of the sublime future.
+He finds life in the front garden more bold than bountiful, and has
+to move into mean lodgings in the next spring. The philosopher
+(who turned him out), happening to call at these lodgings,
+with the probable intention of raising the rent, stops to explain
+to him that he is now in the real life of mercantile endeavor;
+the economic struggle between him and the landlady is the only thing
+out of which, in the sublime future, the wealth of nations can come.
+He is defeated in the economic struggle, and goes to the workhouse.
+The philosopher who turned him out (happening at that very moment
+to be inspecting the workhouse) assures him that he is now at
+last in that golden republic which is the goal of mankind;
+he is in an equal, scientific, Socialistic commonwealth,
+owned by the State and ruled by public officers; in fact,
+the commonwealth of the sublime future.
+
+Nevertheless, there are signs that the irrational Jones still
+dreams at night of this old idea of having an ordinary home.
+He asked for so little, and he has been offered so much.
+He has been offered bribes of worlds and systems; he has been offered
+Eden and Utopia and the New Jerusalem, and he only wanted a house;
+and that has been refused him.
+
+Such an apologue is literally no exaggeration of the facts
+of English history. The rich did literally turn the poor out
+of the old guest house on to the road, briefly telling them
+that it was the road of progress. They did literally force them
+into factories and the modern wage-slavery, assuring them all
+the time that this was the only way to wealth and civilization.
+Just as they had dragged the rustic from the convent food and ale
+by saying that the streets of heaven were paved with gold,
+so now they dragged him from the village food and ale by
+telling him that the streets of London were paved with gold.
+As he entered the gloomy porch of Puritanism, so he entered
+the gloomy porch of Industrialism, being told that each of them
+was the gate of the future. Hitherto he has only gone from prison
+to prison, nay, into darkening prisons, for Calvinism opened
+one small window upon heaven. And now he is asked, in the same
+educated and authoritative tones, to enter another dark porch,
+at which he has to surrender, into unseen hands, his children,
+his small possessions and all the habits of his fathers.
+
+Whether this last opening be in truth any more inviting than the old
+openings of Puritanism and Industrialism can be discussed later.
+But there can be little doubt, I think, that if some form
+of Collectivism is imposed upon England it will be imposed,
+as everything else has been, by an instructed political
+class upon a people partly apathetic and partly hypnotized.
+The aristocracy will be as ready to "administer" Collectivism as they
+were to administer Puritanism or Manchesterism; in some ways such
+a centralized political power is necessarily attractive to them.
+It will not be so hard as some innocent Socialists seem to
+suppose to induce the Honorable Tomnoddy to take over the milk
+supply as well as the stamp supply--at an increased salary.
+Mr. Bernard Shaw has remarked that rich men are better than poor men
+on parish councils because they are free from "financial timidity."
+Now, the English ruling class is quite free from financial timidity.
+The Duke of Sussex will be quite ready to be Administrator of Sussex
+at the same screw. Sir William Harcourt, that typical aristocrat,
+put it quite correctly. "We" (that is, the aristocracy)
+"are all Socialists now."
+
+But this is not the essential note on which I desire to end.
+My main contention is that, whether necessary or not,
+both Industrialism and Collectivism have been accepted as necessities--
+not as naked ideals or desires. Nobody liked the Manchester School;
+it was endured as the only way of producing wealth.
+Nobody likes the Marxian school; it is endured as the only way
+of preventing poverty. Nobody's real heart is in the idea
+of preventing a free man from owning his own farm, or an old
+woman from cultivating her own garden, any more than anybody's
+real heart was in the heartless battle of the machines.
+The purpose of this chapter is sufficiently served in indicating
+that this proposal also is a pis aller, a desperate second best--
+like teetotalism. I do not propose to prove here that Socialism
+is a poison; it is enough if I maintain that it is a medicine
+and not a wine.
+
+The idea of private property universal but private, the idea of families
+free but still families, of domesticity democratic but still domestic,
+of one man one house--this remains the real vision and magnet of mankind.
+The world may accept something more official and general, less human
+and intimate. But the world will be like a broken-hearted woman who makes
+a humdrum marriage because she may not make a happy one; Socialism may
+be the world's deliverance. but it is not the world's desire.
+
+* * *
+
+PART TWO
+
+IMPERIALISM, OR THE MISTAKE ABOUT MAN
+
+* * *
+
+I
+
+THE CHARM OF JINGOISM
+
+I have cast about widely to find a title for this section; and I confess
+that the word "Imperialism" is a clumsy version of my meaning. But no
+other word came nearer; "Militarism" would have been even more misleading,
+and "The Superman" makes nonsense of any discussion that he enters.
+Perhaps, upon the whole, the word "Caesarism" would have been better;
+but I desire a popular word; and Imperialism (as the reader will perceive)
+does cover for the most part the men and theories that I mean to discuss.
+
+This small confusion is increased, however, by the fact that I
+do also disbelieve in Imperialism in its popular sense,
+as a mode or theory of the patriotic sentiment of this country.
+But popular Imperialism in England has very little to do
+with the sort of Caesarean Imperialism I wish to sketch.
+I differ from the Colonial idealism of Rhodes' and Kipling;
+but I do not think, as some of its opponents do, that it
+is an insolent creation of English harshness and rapacity.
+Imperialism, I think, is a fiction created, not by English hardness,
+but by English softness; nay, in a sense, even by English kindness.
+
+The reasons for believing in Australia are mostly as sentimental
+as the most sentimental reasons for believing in heaven.
+New South Wales is quite literally regarded as a place where the wicked
+cease from troubling and the weary are at rest; that is, a paradise
+for uncles who have turned dishonest and for nephews who are born tired.
+British Columbia is in strict sense a fairyland, it is a world where
+a magic and irrational luck is supposed to attend the youngest sons.
+This strange optimism about the ends of the earth is an English weakness;
+but to show that it is not a coldness or a harshness it is quite
+sufficient to say that no one shared it more than that gigantic
+English sentimentalist--the great Charles Dickens. The end
+of "David Copperfield" is unreal not merely because it is an
+optimistic ending, but because it is an Imperialistic ending.
+The decorous British happiness planned out for David Copperfield and Agnes
+would be embarrassed by the perpetual presence of the hopeless tragedy
+of Emily, or the more hopeless farce of Micawber. Therefore, both Emily
+and Micawber are shipped off to a vague colony where changes
+come over them with no conceivable cause, except the climate.
+The tragic woman becomes contented and the comic man becomes responsible,
+solely as the result of a sea voyage and the first sight of a kangaroo.
+
+To Imperialism in the light political sense, therefore, my only
+objection is that it is an illusion of comfort; that an Empire whose
+heart is failing should be specially proud of the extremities,
+is to me no more sublime a fact than that an old dandy whose
+brain is gone should still be proud of his legs. It consoles men
+for the evident ugliness and apathy of England with legends of fair
+youth and heroic strenuousness in distant continents and islands.
+A man can sit amid the squalor of Seven Dials and feel that
+life is innocent and godlike in the bush or on the veldt.
+Just so a man might sit in the squalor of Seven Dials and feel that
+life was innocent and godlike in Brixton and Surbiton. Brixton and
+Surbiton are "new"; they are expanding; they are "nearer to nature,"
+in the sense that they have eaten up nature mile by mile.
+The only objection is the objection of fact. The young men of Brixton
+are not young giants. The lovers of Surbiton are not all pagan poets,
+singing with the sweet energy of the spring. Nor are the people
+of the Colonies when you meet them young giants or pagan poets.
+They are mostly Cockneys who have lost their last music of real things
+by getting out of the sound of Bow Bells. Mr. Rudyard Kipling,
+a man of real though decadent genius, threw a theoretic glamour
+over them which is already fading. Mr. Kipling is, in a precise
+and rather startling sense, the exception that proves the rule.
+For he has imagination, of an oriental and cruel kind, but he has it,
+not because he grew up in a new country, but precisely because he grew
+up in the oldest country upon earth. He is rooted in a past--
+an Asiatic past. He might never have written "Kabul River"
+if he had been born in Melbourne.
+
+I say frankly, therefore (lest there should be any air of evasion),
+that Imperialism in its common patriotic pretensions appears to me both
+weak and perilous. It is the attempt of a European country to create
+a kind of sham Europe which it can dominate, instead of the real Europe,
+which it can only share. It is a love of living with one's inferiors.
+The notion of restoring the Roman Empire by oneself and for oneself
+is a dream that has haunted every Christian nation in a different shape
+and in almost every shape as a snare. The Spanish are a consistent
+and conservative people; therefore they embodied that attempt at Empire
+in long and lingering dynasties. The French are a violent people,
+and therefore they twice conquered that Empire by violence of arms.
+The English are above all a poetical and optimistic people;
+and therefore their Empire is something vague and yet sympathetic,
+something distant and yet dear. But this dream of theirs of being
+powerful in the uttermost places, though a native weakness, is still
+a weakness in them; much more of a weakness than gold was to Spain
+or glory to Napoleon. If ever we were in collision with our real
+brothers and rivals we should leave all this fancy out of account.
+We should no more dream of pitting Australian armies against German than
+of pitting Tasmanian sculpture against French. I have thus explained,
+lest anyone should accuse me of concealing an unpopular attitude,
+why I do not believe in Imperialism as commonly understood.
+I think it not merely an occasional wrong to other peoples,
+but a continuous feebleness, a running sore, in my own.
+But it is also true that I have dwelt on this Imperialism that is
+an amiable delusion partly in order to show how different it is from
+the deeper, more sinister and yet more persuasive thing that I have
+been forced to call Imperialism for the convenience of this chapter.
+In order to get to the root of this evil and quite un-English Imperialism
+we must cast back and begin anew with a more general discussion
+of the first needs of human intercourse.
+
+* * *
+
+II
+
+WISDOM AND THE WEATHER
+
+It is admitted, one may hope, that common things are never commonplace.
+Birth is covered with curtains precisely because it is a staggering
+and monstrous prodigy. Death and first love, though they happen
+to everybody, can stop one's heart with the very thought of them.
+But while this is granted, something further may be claimed.
+It is not merely true that these universal things are strange;
+it is moreover true that they are subtle. In the last analysis
+most common things will be found to be highly complicated.
+Some men of science do indeed get over the difficulty by dealing
+only with the easy part of it: thus, they will call first
+love the instinct of sex, and the awe of death the instinct
+of self-preservation. But this is only getting over the difficulty
+of describing peacock green by calling it blue. There is blue in it.
+That there is a strong physical element in both romance and
+the Memento Mori makes them if possible more baffling than if they
+had been wholly intellectual. No man could say exactly how much
+his sexuality was colored by a clean love of beauty, or by the mere
+boyish itch for irrevocable adventures, like running away to sea.
+No man could say how far his animal dread of the end was mixed
+up with mystical traditions touching morals and religion.
+It is exactly because these things are animal, but not
+quite animal, that the dance of all the difficulties begins.
+The materialists analyze the easy part, deny the hard part and go
+home to their tea.
+
+It is complete error to suppose that because a thing is vulgar
+therefore it is not refined; that is, subtle and hard to define.
+A drawing-room song of my youth which began "In the gloaming,
+O, my darling," was vulgar enough as a song; but the connection
+between human passion and the twilight is none the less an exquisite
+and even inscrutable thing. Or to take another obvious instance:
+the jokes about a mother-in-law are scarcely delicate,
+but the problem of a mother-in-law is extremely delicate.
+A mother-in-law is subtle because she is a thing like the twilight.
+She is a mystical blend of two inconsistent things--
+law and a mother. The caricatures misrepresent her;
+but they arise out of a real human enigma. "Comic Cuts"
+deals with the difficulty wrongly, but it would need
+George Meredith at his best to deal with the difficulty rightly.
+The nearest statement of the problem perhaps is this:
+it is not that a mother-in-law must be nasty, but that she must
+be very nice.
+
+But it is best perhaps to take in illustration some daily
+custom we have all heard despised as vulgar or trite.
+Take, for the sake of argument, the custom of talking about
+the weather. Stevenson calls it "the very nadir and scoff
+of good conversationalists." Now there are very deep reasons
+for talking about the weather, reasons that are delicate as well
+as deep; they lie in layer upon layer of stratified sagacity.
+First of all it is a gesture of primeval worship.
+The sky must be invoked; and to begin everything with the weather
+is a sort of pagan way of beginning everything with prayer.
+Jones and Brown talk about the weather: but so do Milton
+and Shelley. Then it is an expression of that elementary
+idea in politeness--equality. For the very word politeness
+is only the Greek for citizenship. The word politeness is akin
+to the word policeman: a charming thought. Properly understood,
+the citizen should be more polite than the gentleman; perhaps the
+policeman should be the most courtly and elegant of the three.
+But all good manners must obviously begin with the sharing of
+something in a simple style. Two men should share an umbrella;
+if they have not got an umbrella, they should at least share
+the rain, with all its rich potentialities of wit and philosophy.
+"For He maketh His sun to shine...." This is the second element
+in the weather; its recognition of human equality in that we all have
+our hats under the dark blue spangled umbrella of the universe.
+Arising out of this is the third wholesome strain in the custom;
+I mean that it begins with the body and with our inevitable
+bodily brotherhood. All true friendliness begins with fire
+and food and drink and the recognition of rain or frost.
+Those who will not begin at the bodily end of things are already
+prigs and may soon be Christian Scientists. Each human soul
+has in a sense to enact for itself the gigantic humility
+of the Incarnation. Every man must descend into the flesh
+to meet mankind.
+
+Briefly, in the mere observation "a fine day" there is the whole
+great human idea of comradeship. Now, pure comradeship is another
+of those broad and yet bewildering things. We all enjoy it;
+yet when we come to talk about it we almost always talk nonsense,
+chiefly because we suppose it to be a simpler affair than it is.
+It is simple to conduct; but it is by no means simple to analyze.
+Comradeship is at the most only one half of human life;
+the other half is Love, a thing so different that one might fancy
+it had been made for another universe. And I do not mean mere
+sex love; any kind of concentrated passion, maternal love,
+or even the fiercer kinds of friendship are in their nature alien
+to pure comradeship. Both sides are essential to life; and both
+are known in differing degrees to everybody of every age or sex.
+But very broadly speaking it may still be said that women stand
+for the dignity of love and men for the dignity of comradeship.
+I mean that the institution would hardly be expected if the males
+of the tribe did not mount guard over it. The affections
+in which women excel have so much more authority and intensity
+that pure comradeship would be washed away if it were not rallied
+and guarded in clubs, corps, colleges, banquets and regiments.
+Most of us have heard the voice in which the hostess tells her
+husband not to sit too long over the cigars. It is the dreadful
+voice of Love, seeking to destroy Comradeship.
+
+All true comradeship has in it those three elements which I have
+remarked in the ordinary exclamation about the weather. First, it has
+a sort of broad philosophy like the common sky, emphasizing that we
+are all under the same cosmic conditions. We are all in the same boat,
+the "winged rock" of Mr. Herbert Trench. Secondly, it recognizes
+this bond as the essential one; for comradeship is simply
+humanity seen in that one aspect in which men are really equal.
+The old writers were entirely wise when they talked of the equality
+of men; but they were also very wise in not mentioning women.
+Women are always authoritarian; they are always above or below;
+that is why marriage is a sort of poetical see-saw. There are
+only three things in the world that women do not understand;
+and they are Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity. But men (a class
+little understood in the modern world) find these things the breath
+of their nostrils; and our most learned ladies will not even begin
+to understand them until they make allowance for this kind of
+cool camaraderie. Lastly, it contains the third quality of the weather,
+the insistence upon the body and its indispensable satisfaction.
+No one has even begun to understand comradeship who does not accept
+with it a certain hearty eagerness in eating, drinking, or smoking,
+an uproarious materialism which to many women appears only hoggish.
+You may call the thing an orgy or a sacrament; it is certainly
+an essential. It is at root a resistance to the superciliousness
+of the individual. Nay, its very swaggering and howling are humble.
+In the heart of its rowdiness there is a sort of mad modesty; a desire
+to melt the separate soul into the mass of unpretentious masculinity.
+It is a clamorous confession of the weakness of all flesh.
+No man must be superior to the things that are common to men.
+This sort of equality must be bodily and gross and comic.
+Not only are we all in the same boat, but we are all seasick.
+
+The word comradeship just now promises to become as fatuous as
+the word "affinity." There are clubs of a Socialist sort where all
+the members, men and women, call each other "Comrade." I have no
+serious emotions, hostile or otherwise, about this particular habit:
+at the worst it is conventionality, and at the best flirtation.
+I am convinced here only to point out a rational principle.
+If you choose to lump all flowers together, lilies and dahlias
+and tulips and chrysanthemums and call them all daisies,
+you will find that you have spoiled the very fine word daisy.
+If you choose to call every human attachment comradeship,
+if you include under that name the respect of a youth for a
+venerable prophetess, the interest of a man in a beautiful woman
+who baffles him, the pleasure of a philosophical old fogy in a girl
+who is impudent and innocent, the end of the meanest quarrel
+or the beginning of the most mountainous love; if you are going
+to call all these comradeship, you will gain nothing, you will
+only lose a word. Daisies are obvious and universal and open;
+but they are only one kind of flower. Comradeship is obvious
+and universal and open; but it is only one kind of affection;
+it has characteristics that would destroy any other kind.
+Anyone who has known true comradeship in a club or in a regiment,
+knows that it is impersonal. There is a pedantic phrase used
+in debating clubs which is strictly true to the masculine emotion;
+they call it "speaking to the question." Women speak to each other;
+men speak to the subject they are speaking about. Many an honest
+man has sat in a ring of his five best friends under heaven
+and forgotten who was in the room while he explained some system.
+This is not peculiar to intellectual men; men are all theoretical,
+whether they are talking about God or about golf.
+Men are all impersonal; that is to say, republican. No one
+remembers after a really good talk who has said the good things.
+Every man speaks to a visionary multitude; a mystical cloud,
+that is called the club.
+
+It is obvious that this cool and careless quality which is essential
+to the collective affection of males involves disadvantages and dangers.
+It leads to spitting; it leads to coarse speech; it must lead to
+these things so long as it is honorable; comradeship must be in some
+degree ugly. The moment beauty is mentioned in male friendship,
+the nostrils are stopped with the smell of abominable things.
+Friendship must be physically dirty if it is to be morally clean.
+It must be in its shirt sleeves. The chaos of habits that always goes
+with males when left entirely to themselves has only one honorable cure;
+and that is the strict discipline of a monastery. Anyone who has
+seen our unhappy young idealists in East End Settlements losing their
+collars in the wash and living on tinned salmon will fully understand
+why it was decided by the wisdom of St. Bernard or St. Benedict,
+that if men were to live without women, they must not live without rules.
+Something of the same sort of artificial exactitude, of course,
+is obtained in an army; and an army also has to be in many ways monastic;
+only that it has celibacy without chastity. But these things do not
+apply to normal married men. These have a quite sufficient restraint
+on their instinctive anarchy in the savage common-sense of the other sex.
+There is only one very timid sort of man that is not afraid of women.
+
+* * *
+
+III
+
+THE COMMON VISION
+
+Now this masculine love of an open and level camaraderie is
+the life within all democracies and attempts to govern by debate;
+without it the republic would be a dead formula. Even as it is,
+of course, the spirit of democracy frequently differs widely
+from the letter, and a pothouse is often a better test than
+a Parliament. Democracy in its human sense is not arbitrament
+by the majority; it is not even arbitrament by everybody.
+It can be more nearly defined as arbitrament by anybody.
+I mean that it rests on that club habit of taking a total
+stranger for granted, of assuming certain things to be inevitably
+common to yourself and him. Only the things that anybody
+may be presumed to hold have the full authority of democracy.
+Look out of the window and notice the first man who walks by.
+The Liberals may have swept England with an over-whelming majority;
+but you would not stake a button that the man is a Liberal. The Bible
+may be read in all schools and respected in all law courts; but you
+would not bet a straw that he believes in the Bible. But you would bet
+your week's wages, let us say, that he believes in wearing clothes.
+You would bet that he believes that physical courage is a fine thing,
+or that parents have authority over children. Of course,
+he might be the millionth man who does not believe these things;
+if it comes to that, he might be the Bearded Lady dressed up as a man.
+But these prodigies are quite a different thing from any mere
+calculation of numbers. People who hold these views are not a minority,
+but a monstrosity. But of these universal dogmas that have full
+democratic authority the only test is this test of anybody.
+What you would observe before any newcomer in a tavern--that is
+the real English law. The first man you see from the window,
+he is the King of England.
+
+The decay of taverns, which is but a part of the general decay
+of democracy, has undoubtedly weakened this masculine spirit
+of equality. I remember that a roomful of Socialists literally
+laughed when I told them that there were no two nobler words
+in all poetry than Public House. They thought it was a joke.
+Why they should think it a joke, since they want to make all houses
+public houses, I cannot imagine. But if anyone wishes to see
+the real rowdy egalitarianism which is necessary (to males, at least)
+he can find it as well as anywhere in the great old tavern disputes
+which come down to us in such books as Boswell's Johnson. It is
+worth while to mention that one name especially because the modern
+world in its morbidity has done it a strange injustice.
+The demeanor of Johnson, it is said, was "harsh and despotic."
+It was occasionally harsh, but it was never despotic.
+Johnson was not in the least a despot; Johnson was a demagogue,
+he shouted against a shouting crowd. The very fact that he wrangled
+with other people is proof that other people were allowed
+to wrangle with him. His very brutality was based on the idea
+of an equal scrimmage, like that of football. It is strictly true
+that he bawled and banged the table because he was a modest man.
+He was honestly afraid of being overwhelmed or even overlooked.
+Addison had exquisite manners and was the king of his company;
+he was polite to everybody; but superior to everybody;
+therefore he has been handed down forever in the immortal
+insult of Pope--
+
+"Like Cato, give his little Senate laws And sit attentive
+to his own applause."
+
+Johnson, so far from being king of his company, was a sort of Irish Member
+in his own Parliament. Addison was a courteous superior and was hated.
+Johnson was an insolent equal and therefore was loved by all who knew him,
+and handed down in a marvellous book, which is one of the mere
+miracles of love.
+
+This doctrine of equality is essential to conversation;
+so much may be admitted by anyone who knows what conversation is.
+Once arguing at a table in a tavern the most famous man on
+earth would wish to be obscure, so that his brilliant remarks
+might blaze like the stars on the background of his obscurity.
+To anything worth calling a man nothing can be conceived
+more cold or cheerless than to be king of your company.
+But it may be said that in masculine sports and games, other than
+the great game of debate, there is definite emulation and eclipse.
+There is indeed emulation, but this is only an ardent sort
+of equality. Games are competitive, because that is the only
+way of making them exciting. But if anyone doubts that men
+must forever return to the ideal of equality, it is only
+necessary to answer that there is such a thing as a handicap.
+If men exulted in mere superiority, they would seek to see
+how far such superiority could go; they would be glad
+when one strong runner came in miles ahead of all the rest.
+But what men like is not the triumph of superiors,
+but the struggle of equals; and, therefore, they introduce
+even into their competitive sports an artificial equality.
+It is sad to think how few of those who arrange our sporting
+handicaps can be supposed with any probability to realize
+that they are abstract and even severe republicans.
+
+No; the real objection to equality and self-rule has nothing to do with
+any of these free and festive aspects of mankind; all men are democrats
+when they are happy. The philosophic opponent of democracy would
+substantially sum up his position by saying that it "will not work."
+Before going further, I will register in passing a protest
+against the assumption that working is the one test of humanity.
+Heaven does not work; it plays. Men are most themselves when they
+are free; and if I find that men are snobs in their work but democrats
+on their holidays, I shall take the liberty to believe their holidays.
+But it is this question of work which really perplexes the question
+of equality; and it is with that that we must now deal.
+Perhaps the truth can be put most pointedly thus: that democracy
+has one real enemy, and that is civilization. Those utilitarian
+miracles which science has made are anti-democratic, not so much
+in their perversion, or even in their practical result, as in their
+primary shape and purpose. The Frame-Breaking Rioters were right;
+not perhaps in thinking that machines would make fewer men workmen;
+but certainly in thinking that machines would make fewer men masters.
+More wheels do mean fewer handles; fewer handles do mean fewer hands.
+The machinery of science must be individualistic and isolated.
+A mob can shout round a palace; but a mob cannot shout down a telephone.
+The specialist appears and democracy is half spoiled at a stroke.
+
+* * *
+
+IV
+
+THE INSANE NECESSITY
+
+The common conception among the dregs of Darwinian culture
+is that men have slowly worked their way out of inequality
+into a state of comparative equality. The truth is, I fancy,
+almost exactly the opposite. All men have normally and naturally
+begun with the idea of equality; they have only abandoned it late
+and reluctantly, and always for some material reason of detail.
+They have never naturally felt that one class of men was superior
+to another; they have always been driven to assume it through
+certain practical limitations of space and time.
+
+For example, there is one element which must always tend
+to oligarchy--or rather to despotism; I mean the element of hurry.
+If the house has caught fire a man must ring up the fire engines;
+a committee cannot ring them up. If a camp is surprised by night
+somebody must give the order to fire; there is no time to vote it.
+It is solely a question of the physical limitations of time and space;
+not at all of any mental limitations in the mass of men commanded.
+If all the people in the house were men of destiny it would
+still be better that they should not all talk into the telephone
+at once; nay, it would be better that the silliest man of all should
+speak uninterrupted. If an army actually consisted of nothing
+but Hanibals and Napoleons, it would still be better in the case
+of a surprise that they should not all give orders together.
+Nay, it would be better if the stupidest of them all gave the orders.
+Thus, we see that merely military subordination, so far from resting
+on the inequality of men, actually rests on the equality of men.
+Discipline does not involve the Carlylean notion that somebody
+is always right when everybody is wrong, and that we must discover
+and crown that somebody. On the contrary, discipline means that
+in certain frightfully rapid circumstances, one can trust anybody
+so long as he is not everybody. The military spirit does not mean
+(as Carlyle fancied) obeying the strongest and wisest man.
+On the contrary, the military spirit means, if anything, obeying the
+weakest and stupidest man, obeying him merely because he is a man,
+and not a thousand men. Submission to a weak man is discipline.
+Submission to a strong man is only servility.
+
+Now it can be easily shown that the thing we call aristocracy
+in Europe is not in its origin and spirit an aristocracy at all.
+It is not a system of spiritual degrees and distinctions like,
+for example, the caste system of India, or even like the old Greek
+distinction between free men and slaves. It is simply the remains
+of a military organization, framed partly to sustain the sinking
+Roman Empire, partly to break and avenge the awful onslaught
+of Islam. The word Duke simply means Colonel, just as the word
+Emperor simply means Commander-in-Chief. The whole story is told
+in the single title of Counts of the Holy Roman Empire, which merely
+means officers in the European army against the contemporary
+Yellow Peril. Now in an army nobody ever dreams of supposing
+that difference of rank represents a difference of moral reality.
+Nobody ever says about a regiment, "Your Major is very humorous
+and energetic; your Colonel, of course, must be even more
+humorous and yet more energetic " No one ever says, in reporting
+a mess-room conversation, "Lieutenant Jones was very witty,
+but was naturally inferior to Captain Smith." The essence of an army
+is the idea of official inequality, founded on unofficial equality.
+The Colonel is not obeyed because he is the best man, but because he is
+the Colonel. Such was probably the spirit of the system of dukes
+and counts when it first arose out of the military spirit and military
+necessities of Rome. With the decline of those necessities it
+has gradually ceased to have meaning as a military organization,
+and become honeycombed with unclean plutocracy. Even now it
+is not a spiritual aristocracy--it is not so bad as all that.
+It is simply an army without an enemy--billeted upon the people.
+
+Man, therefore, has a specialist as well as comrade-like aspect;
+and the case of militarism is not the only case of such
+specialist submission. The tinker and tailor, as well as the soldier
+and sailor, require a certain rigidity of rapidity of action:
+at least, if the tinker is not organized that is largely why he does
+not tink on any large scale. The tinker and tailor often represent
+the two nomadic races in Europe: the Gipsy and the Jew; but the Jew
+alone has influence because he alone accepts some sort of discipline.
+Man, we say, has two sides, the specialist side where he must
+have subordination, and the social side where he must have equality.
+There is a truth in the saying that ten tailors go to make a man;
+but we must remember also that ten Poets Laureate or ten Astronomers Royal
+go to make a man, too. Ten million tradesmen go to make Man himself;
+but humanity consists of tradesmen when they are not talking shop.
+Now the peculiar peril of our time, which I call for argument's sake
+Imperialism or Caesarism, is the complete eclipse of comradeship
+and equality by specialism and domination.
+
+There are only two kinds of social structure conceivable--
+personal government and impersonal government. If my
+anarchic friends will not have rules--they will have rulers.
+Preferring personal government, with its tact and flexibility,
+is called Royalism. Preferring impersonal government,
+with its dogmas and definitions, is called Republicanism.
+Objecting broadmindedly both to kings and creeds is called Bosh;
+at least, I know no more philosophic word for it. You can
+be guided by the shrewdness or presence of mind of one ruler,
+or by the equality and ascertained justice of one rule; but you must
+have one or the other, or you are not a nation, but a nasty mess.
+Now men in their aspect of equality and debate adore the idea
+of rules; they develop and complicate them greatly to excess.
+A man finds far more regulations and definitions in his club,
+where there are rules, than in his home, where there is a ruler.
+A deliberate assembly, the House of Commons, for instance,
+carries this mummery to the point of a methodical madness.
+The whole system is stiff with rigid unreason;
+like the Royal Court in Lewis Carroll. You would think
+the Speaker would speak; therefore he is mostly silent.
+You would think a man would take off his hat to stop and put
+it on to go away; therefore he takes off his hat to walk out
+and puts in on to stop in. Names are forbidden, and a man
+must call his own father "my right honorable friend the member
+for West Birmingham." These are, perhaps, fantasies of decay:
+but fundamentally they answer a masculine appetite.
+Men feel that rules, even if irrational, are universal;
+men feel that law is equal, even when it is not equitable.
+There is a wild fairness in the thing--as there is in tossing up.
+
+Again, it is gravely unfortunate that when critics do attack
+such cases as the Commons it is always on the points
+(perhaps the few points) where the Commons are right.
+They denounce the House as the Talking-Shop, and complain that it
+wastes time in wordy mazes. Now this is just one respect in
+which the Commons are actually like the Common People. If they
+love leisure and long debate, it is be cause all men love it;
+that they really represent England. There the Parliament does
+approach to the virile virtues of the pothouse.
+
+The real truth is that adumbrated in the introductory section
+when we spoke of the sense of home and property, as now we speak
+of the sense of counsel and community. All men do naturally
+love the idea of leisure, laughter, loud and equal argument;
+but there stands a specter in our hall. We are conscious
+of the towering modern challenge that is called specialism
+or cut-throat competition--Business. Business will have nothing
+to do with leisure; business will have no truck with comradeship;
+business will pretend to no patience with all the legal
+fictions and fantastic handicaps by which comradeship protects
+its egalitarian ideal. The modern millionaire, when engaged
+in the agreeable and typical task of sacking his own father,
+will certainly not refer to him as the right honorable clerk from
+the Laburnum Road, Brixton. Therefore there has arisen in modern
+life a literary fashion devoting itself to the romance of business,
+to great demigods of greed and to fairyland of finance.
+This popular philosophy is utterly despotic and anti-democratic;
+this fashion is the flower of that Caesarism against which I am
+concerned to protest. The ideal millionaire is strong in the
+possession of a brain of steel. The fact that the real millionaire
+is rather more often strong in the possession of a head of wood,
+does not alter the spirit and trend of the idolatry. The essential
+argument is "Specialists must be despots; men must be specialists.
+You cannot have equality in a soap factory; so you cannot have
+it anywhere. You cannot have comradeship in a wheat corner;
+so you cannot hare it at all. We must have commercial civilization;
+therefore we must destroy democracy." I know that plutocrats hare
+seldom sufficient fancy to soar to such examples as soap or wheat.
+They generally confine themselves, with fine freshness of mind,
+to a comparison between the state and a ship. One anti-democratic
+writer remarked that he would not like to sail in a vessel
+in which the cabin-boy had an equal vote with the captain.
+It might easily be urged in answer that many a ship (the Victoria,
+for instance) was sunk because an admiral gave an order which a
+cabin-boy could see was wrong. But this is a debating reply;
+the essential fallacy is both deeper and simpler. The elementary fact
+is that we were all born in a state; we were not all born on a ship;
+like some of our great British bankers. A ship still remains
+a specialist experiment, like a diving-bell or a flying ship:
+in such peculiar perils the need for promptitude constitutes the need
+for autocracy. But we live and die in the vessel of the state;
+and if we cannot find freedom camaraderie and the popular element
+in the state, we cannot find it at all. And the modern doctrine
+of commercial despotism means that we shall not find it at all.
+Our specialist trades in their highly civilized state cannot
+(it says) be run without the whole brutal business of bossing
+and sacking, "too old at forty" and all the rest of the filth.
+And they must be run, and therefore we call on Caesar. Nobody but
+the Superman could descend to do such dirty work.
+
+Now (to reiterate my title) this is what is wrong. This is the huge
+modern heresy of altering the human soul to fit its conditions,
+instead of altering human conditions to fit the human soul.
+If soap boiling is really inconsistent with brotherhood,
+so much the worst for soap-boiling, not for brotherhood.
+If civilization really cannot get on with democracy, so much
+the worse for civilization, not for democracy. Certainly, it would
+be far better to go back to village communes, if they really
+are communes. Certainly, it would be better to do without soap
+rather than to do without society. Certainly, we would sacrifice
+all our wires, wheels, systems, specialties, physical science
+and frenzied finance for one half-hour of happiness such
+as has often come to us with comrades in a common tavern.
+I do not say the sacrifice will be necessary; I only say it
+will be easy.
+
+* * *
+
+PART THREE
+
+FEMINISM, OR THE MISTAKE ABOUT WOMAN
+
+* * *
+
+I
+
+THE UNMILITARY SUFFRAGETTE
+
+It will be better to adopt in this chapter the same process
+that appeared a piece of mental justice in the last.
+My general opinions on the feminine question are such as many
+suffragists would warmly approve; and it would be easy to state
+them without any open reference to the current controversy.
+But just as it seemed more decent to say first that I was not
+in favor of Imperialism even in its practical and popular sense,
+so it seems more decent to say the same of Female Suffrage,
+in its practical and popular sense. In other words,
+it is only fair to state, however hurriedly, the superficial
+objection to the Suffragettes before we go on to the really
+subtle questions behind the Suffrage.
+
+Well, to get this honest but unpleasant business over, the objection
+to the Suffragettes is not that they are Militant Suffragettes.
+On the contrary, it is that they are not militant enough.
+A revolution is a military thing; it has all the military virtues;
+one of which is that it comes to an end. Two parties fight
+with deadly weapons, but under certain rules of arbitrary honor;
+the party that wins becomes the government and proceeds to govern.
+The aim of civil war, like the aim of all war, is peace.
+Now the Suffragettes cannot raise civil war in this
+soldierly and decisive sense; first, because they are women;
+and, secondly, because they are very few women. But they can
+raise something else; which is altogether another pair of shoes.
+They do not create revolution; what they do create is anarchy;
+and the difference between these is not a question of violence,
+but a question of fruitfulness and finality. Revolution of its
+nature produces government; anarchy only produces more anarchy.
+Men may have what opinions they please about the beheading
+of King Charles or King Louis, but they cannot deny that Bradshaw
+and Cromwell ruled, that Carnot and Napoleon governed.
+Someone conquered; something occurred. You can only knock off
+the King's head once. But you can knock off the King's hat any
+number of times. Destruction is finite, obstruction is infinite:
+so long as rebellion takes the form of mere disorder
+(instead of an attempt to enforce a new order) there is no logical
+end to it; it can feed on itself and renew itself forever.
+If Napoleon had not wanted to be a Consul, but only wanted to be
+a nuisance, he could, possibly, have prevented any government
+arising successfully out of the Revolution. But such a proceeding
+would not have deserved the dignified name of rebellion.
+
+It is exactly this unmilitant quality in the Suffragettes that makes
+their superficial problem. The problem is that their action has none
+of the advantages of ultimate violence; it does not afford a test.
+War is a dreadful thing; but it does prove two points sharply
+and unanswerably--numbers, and an unnatural valor. One does discover
+the two urgent matters; how many rebels there are alive, and how many
+are ready to be dead. But a tiny minority, even an interested minority,
+may maintain mere disorder forever. There is also, of course, in the case
+of these women, the further falsity that is introduced by their sex.
+It is false to state the matter as a mere brutal question of strength.
+If his muscles give a man a vote, then his horse ought to have two votes
+and his elephant five votes. The truth is more subtle than that;
+it is that bodily outbreak is a man's instinctive weapon, like the hoofs
+to the horse or the tusks to the elephant. All riot is a threat
+of war; but the woman is brandishing a weapon she can never use.
+There are many weapons that she could and does use. If (for example)
+all the women nagged for a vote they would get it in a month.
+But there again, one must remember, it would be necessary to get all
+the women to nag. And that brings us to the end of the political surface
+of the matter. The working objection to the Suffragette philosophy
+is simply that overmastering millions of women do not agree with it.
+I am aware that some maintain that women ought to have votes whether the
+majority wants them or not; but this is surely a strange and childish case
+of setting up formal democracy to the destruction of actual democracy.
+What should the mass of women decide if they do not decide their general
+place in the State? These people practically say that females may vote
+about everything except about Female Suffrage.
+
+But having again cleared my conscience of my merely political
+and possibly unpopular opinion, I will again cast back and try
+to treat the matter in a slower and more sympathetic style;
+attempt to trace the real roots of woman's position in
+the western state, and the causes of our existing traditions
+or perhaps prejudices upon the point. And for this purpose
+it is again necessary to travel far from the modern topic,
+the mere Suffragette of today, and to go back to subjects which,
+though much more old, are, I think, considerably more fresh.
+
+* * *
+
+II
+
+THE UNIVERSAL STICK
+
+Cast your eye round the room in which you sit, and select some three
+or four things that have been with man almost since his beginning;
+which at least we hear of early in the centuries and often among
+the tribes. Let me suppose that you see a knife on the table,
+a stick in the corner, or a fire on the hearth. About each of these
+you will notice one speciality; that not one of them is special.
+Each of these ancestral things is a universal thing;
+made to supply many different needs; and while tottering pedants
+nose about to find the cause and origin of some old custom,
+the truth is that it had fifty causes or a hundred origins.
+The knife is meant to cut wood, to cut cheese, to cut pencils,
+to cut throats; for a myriad ingenious or innocent human objects.
+The stick is meant partly to hold a man up, partly to knock a man down;
+partly to point with like a finger-post, partly to balance with
+like a balancing pole, partly to trifle with like a cigarette,
+partly to kill with like a club of a giant; it is a crutch and a cudgel;
+an elongated finger and an extra leg. The case is the same, of course,
+with the fire; about which the strangest modern views have arisen.
+A queer fancy seems to be current that a fire exists to warm people.
+It exists to warm people, to light their darkness, to raise
+their spirits, to toast their muffins, to air their rooms,
+to cook their chestnuts, to tell stories to their children, to make
+checkered shadows on their walls, to boil their hurried kettles,
+and to be the red heart of a man's house and that hearth for which,
+as the great heathens said, a man should die.
+
+Now it is the great mark of our modernity that people are always
+proposing substitutes for these old things; and these substitutes
+always answer one purpose where the old thing answered ten. The modern
+man will wave a cigarette instead of a stick; he will cut his pencil
+with a little screwing pencil-sharpener instead of a knife; and he will
+even boldly offer to be warmed by hot water pipes instead of a fire.
+I have my doubts about pencil-sharpeners even for sharpening pencils;
+and about hot water pipes even for heat. But when we think of all
+those other requirements that these institutions answered, there opens
+before us the whole horrible harlequinade of our civilization.
+We see as in a vision a world where a man tries to cut his throat with
+a pencil-sharpener; where a man must learn single-stick with a cigarette;
+where a man must try to toast muffins at electric lamps, and see red
+and golden castles in the surface of hot water pipes.
+
+The principle of which I speak can be seen everywhere in a
+comparison between the ancient and universal things and the modern
+and specialist things. The object of a theodolite is to lie level;
+the object of a stick is to swing loose at any angle; to whirl
+like the very wheel of liberty. The object of a lancet is to lance;
+when used for slashing, gashing, ripping, lopping off heads and limbs,
+it is a disappointing instrument. The object of an electric light is
+merely to light (a despicable modesty); and the object of an asbestos
+stove . . . I wonder what is the object of an asbestos stove?
+If a man found a coil of rope in a desert he could at least
+think of all the things that can be done with a coil of rope;
+and some of them might even be practical. He could tow a boat
+or lasso a horse. He could play cat's-cradle, or pick oakum.
+He could construct a rope-ladder for an eloping heiress, or cord
+her boxes for a travelling maiden aunt. He could learn to tie a bow,
+or he could hang himself. Far otherwise with the unfortunate
+traveller who should find a telephone in the desert. You can
+telephone with a telephone; you cannot do anything else with it.
+And though this is one of the wildest joys of life, it falls by one
+degree from its full delirium when there is nobody to answer you.
+The contention is, in brief, that you must pull up a hundred roots,
+and not one, before you uproot any of these hoary and simple expedients.
+It is only with great difficulty that a modem scientific sociologist
+can be got to see that any old method has a leg to stand on.
+But almost every old method has four or five legs to stand on.
+Almost all the old institutions are quadrupeds; and some of
+them are centipedes.
+
+Consider these cases, old and new, and you will observe
+the operation of a general tendency. Everywhere there was
+one big thing that served six purposes; everywhere now there
+are six small things; or, rather (and there is the trouble),
+there are just five and a half. Nevertheless, we will not
+say that this separation and specialism is entirely useless
+or inexcusable. I have often thanked God for the telephone;
+I may any day thank God for the lancet; and there is none
+of these brilliant and narrow inventions (except, of course,
+the asbestos stove) which might not be at some moment
+necessary and lovely. But I do not think the most austere
+upholder of specialism will deny that there is in these old,
+many-sided institutions an element of unity and universality
+which may well be preserved in its due proportion and place.
+Spiritually, at least, it will be admitted that some all-round
+balance is needed to equalize the extravagance of experts.
+It would not be difficult to carry the parable of the knife
+and stick into higher regions. Religion, the immortal maiden,
+has been a maid-of-all-work as well as a servant of mankind.
+She provided men at once with the theoretic laws of an unalterable
+cosmos and also with the practical rules of the rapid and
+thrilling game of morality. She taught logic to the student
+and told fairy tales to the children; it was her business
+to confront the nameless gods whose fears are on all flesh,
+and also to see the streets were spotted with silver and scarlet,
+that there was a day for wearing ribbons or an hour for
+ringing bells. The large uses of religion have been broken
+up into lesser specialities, just as the uses of the hearth
+have been broken up into hot water pipes and electric bulbs.
+The romance of ritual and colored emblem has been taken over
+by that narrowest of all trades, modem art (the sort called art
+for art's sake), and men are in modern practice informed that they
+may use all symbols so long as they mean nothing by them.
+The romance of conscience has been dried up into the science
+of ethics; which may well be called decency for decency's sake,
+decency unborn of cosmic energies and barren of artistic flower.
+The cry to the dim gods, cut off from ethics and cosmology,
+has become mere Psychical Research. Everything has been
+sundered from everything else, and everything has grown cold.
+Soon we shall hear of specialists dividing the tune from
+the words of a song, on the ground that they spoil each other;
+and I did once meet a man who openly advocated the separation
+of almonds and raisins. This world is all one wild divorce court;
+nevertheless, there are many who still hear in their souls
+the thunder of authority of human habit; those whom Man hath
+joined let no man sunder.
+
+This book must avoid religion, but there must (I say)
+be many, religious and irreligious, who will concede
+that this power of answering many purposes was a sort
+of strength which should not wholly die out of our lives.
+As a part of personal character, even the moderns will agree that
+many-sidedness is a merit and a merit that may easily be overlooked.
+This balance and universality has been the vision of many groups
+of men in many ages. It was the Liberal Education of Aristotle;
+the jack-of-all-trades artistry of Leonardo da Vinci and his friends;
+the august amateurishness of the Cavalier Person of Quality like
+Sir William Temple or the great Earl of Dorset. It has appeared
+in literature in our time in the most erratic and opposite shapes,
+set to almost inaudible music by Walter Pater and enunciated
+through a foghorn by Walt Whitman. But the great mass of men
+have always been unable to achieve this literal universality,
+because of the nature of their work in the world.
+Not, let it be noted, because of the existence of their work.
+Leonardo da Vinci must have worked pretty hard; on the other hand,
+many a government office clerk, village constable or elusive
+plumber may do (to all human appearance) no work at all,
+and yet show no signs of the Aristotelian universalism.
+What makes it difficult for the average man to be a
+universalist is that the average man has to be a specialist;
+he has not only to learn one trade, but to learn it so well
+as to uphold him in a more or less ruthless society.
+This is generally true of males from the first hunter to the last
+electrical engineer; each has not merely to act, but to excel.
+Nimrod has not only to be a mighty hunter before the Lord,
+but also a mighty hunter before the other hunters.
+The electrical engineer has to be a very electrical engineer,
+or he is outstripped by engineers yet more electrical.
+Those very miracles of the human mind on which the modern
+world prides itself, and rightly in the main, would be
+impossible without a certain concentration which disturbs
+the pure balance of reason more than does religious bigotry.
+No creed can be so limiting as that awful adjuration that
+the cobbler must not go beyond his last. So the largest and
+wildest shots of our world are but in one direction and with
+a defined trajectory: the gunner cannot go beyond his shot,
+and his shot so often falls short; the astronomer cannot go
+beyond his telescope and his telescope goes such a little way.
+All these are like men who have stood on the high peak of a mountain
+and seen the horizon like a single ring and who then descend down
+different paths towards different towns, traveling slow or fast.
+It is right; there must be people traveling to different towns;
+there must be specialists; but shall no one behold the horizon?
+Shall all mankind be specialist surgeons or peculiar plumbers;
+shall all humanity be monomaniac? Tradition has decided
+that only half of humanity shall be monomaniac. It has decided
+that in every home there shall be a tradesman and a Jack-of
+all-trades. But it has also decided, among other things,
+that the Jack of-all-trades shall be a Gill-of-all-trades. It
+has decided, rightly or wrongly, that this specialism
+and this universalism shall be divided between the sexes.
+Cleverness shall be left for men and wisdom for women.
+For cleverness kills wisdom; that is one of the few sad
+and certain things.
+
+But for women this ideal of comprehensive capacity (or common-sense)
+must long ago have been washed away. It must have melted
+in the frightful furnaces of ambition and eager technicality.
+A man must be partly a one-idead man, because he is a
+one-weaponed man--and he is flung naked into the fight.
+The world's demand comes to him direct; to his wife indirectly.
+In short, he must (as the books on Success say) give "his best";
+and what a small part of a man "his best" is! His second
+and third best are often much better. If he is the first violin
+he must fiddle for life; he must not remember that he is
+a fine fourth bagpipe, a fair fifteenth billiard-cue, a foil,
+a fountain pen, a hand at whist, a gun, and an image of God.
+
+* * *
+
+III
+
+THE EMANCIPATION OF DOMESTICITY
+
+And it should be remarked in passing that this force upon a man to develop
+one feature has nothing to do with what is commonly called our competitive
+system, but would equally exist under any rationally conceivable kind
+of Collectivism. Unless the Socialists are frankly ready for a fall
+in the standard of violins, telescopes and electric lights, they must
+somehow create a moral demand on the individual that he shall keep up
+his present concentration on these things. It was only by men being
+in some degree specialist that there ever were any telescopes; they must
+certainly be in some degree specialist in order to keep them going.
+It is not by making a man a State wage-earner that you can prevent him
+thinking principally about the very difficult way he earns his wages.
+There is only one way to preserve in the world that high levity and that
+more leisurely outlook which fulfils the old vision of universalism.
+That is, to permit the existence of a partly protected half of humanity;
+a half which the harassing industrial demand troubles indeed, but only
+troubles indirectly. In other words, there must be in every center
+of humanity one human being upon a larger plan; one who does not "give
+her best," but gives her all.
+
+Our old analogy of the fire remains the most workable one.
+The fire need not blaze like electricity nor boil like boiling water;
+its point is that it blazes more than water and warms more than light.
+The wife is like the fire, or to put things in their proper proportion,
+the fire is like the wife. Like the fire, the woman is expected
+to cook: not to excel in cooking, but to cook; to cook better
+than her husband who is earning the coke by lecturing on botany
+or breaking stones. Like the fire, the woman is expected to tell
+tales to the children, not original and artistic tales, but tales--
+better tales than would probably be told by a first-class cook.
+Like the fire, the woman is expected to illuminate and ventilate,
+not by the most startling revelations or the wildest winds of thought,
+but better than a man can do it after breaking stones or lecturing.
+But she cannot be expected to endure anything like this universal
+duty if she is also to endure the direct cruelty of competitive or
+bureaucratic toil. Woman must be a cook, but not a competitive cook;
+a school mistress, but not a competitive schoolmistress;
+a house-decorator but not a competitive house-decorator; a dressmaker,
+but not a competitive dressmaker. She should have not one trade but
+twenty hobbies; she, unlike the man, may develop all her second bests.
+This is what has been really aimed at from the first in what
+is called the seclusion, or even the oppression, of women.
+Women were not kept at home in order to keep them narrow;
+on the contrary, they were kept at home in order to keep them broad.
+The world outside the home was one mass of narrowness,
+a maze of cramped paths, a madhouse of monomaniacs.
+It was only by partly limiting and protecting the woman that she
+was enabled to play at five or six professions and so come almost
+as near to God as the child when he plays at a hundred trades.
+But the woman's professions, unlike the child's, were all truly
+and almost terribly fruitful; so tragically real that nothing but
+her universality and balance prevented them being merely morbid.
+This is the substance of the contention I offer about the historic
+female position. I do not deny that women have been wronged
+and even tortured; but I doubt if they were ever tortured so much
+as they are tortured now by the absurd modern attempt to make
+them domestic empresses and competitive clerks at the same time.
+I do not deny that even under the old tradition women had
+a harder time than men; that is why we take off our hats.
+I do not deny that all these various female functions were exasperating;
+but I say that there was some aim and meaning in keeping them various.
+I do not pause even to deny that woman was a servant; but at least
+she was a general servant.
+
+The shortest way of summarizing the position is to say that woman
+stands for the idea of Sanity; that intellectual home to which
+the mind must return after every excursion on extravagance.
+The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's;
+but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's. There must
+in every machine be a part that moves and a part that stands still;
+there must be in everything that changes a part that is unchangeable.
+And many of the phenomena which moderns hastily condemn are really parts
+of this position of the woman as the center and pillar of health.
+Much of what is called her subservience, and even her pliability,
+is merely the subservience and pliability of a universal remedy;
+she varies as medicines vary, with the disease. She has
+to be an optimist to the morbid husband, a salutary pessimist
+to the happy-go-lucky husband. She has to prevent the Quixote
+from being put upon, and the bully from putting upon others.
+The French King wrote--
+
+"Toujours femme varie Bien fol qui s'y fie,"
+
+but the truth is that woman always varies, and that is exactly why
+we always trust her. To correct every adventure and extravagance
+with its antidote in common-sense is not (as the moderns
+seem to think) to be in the position of a spy or a slave.
+It is to be in the position of Aristotle or (at the lowest)
+Herbert Spencer, to be a universal morality, a complete system
+of thought. The slave flatters; the complete moralist rebukes.
+It is, in short, to be a Trimmer in the true sense of that honorable term;
+which for some reason or other is always used in a sense exactly
+opposite to its own. It seems really to be supposed that a Trimmer
+means a cowardly person who always goes over to the stronger side.
+It really means a highly chivalrous person who always goes over
+to the weaker side; like one who trims a boat by sitting where there
+are few people seated. Woman is a trimmer; and it is a generous,
+dangerous and romantic trade.
+
+The final fact which fixes this is a sufficiently plain one.
+Supposing it to be conceded that humanity has acted at least
+not unnaturally in dividing itself into two halves, respectively
+typifying the ideals of special talent and of general sanity
+(since they are genuinely difficult to combine completely in one
+mind), it is not difficult to see why the line of cleavage has
+followed the line of sex, or why the female became the emblem
+of the universal and the male of the special and superior.
+Two gigantic facts of nature fixed it thus: first, that the woman
+who frequently fulfilled her functions literally could not be
+specially prominent in experiment and adventure; and second,
+that the same natural operation surrounded her with very young children,
+who require to be taught not so much anything as everything.
+Babies need not to be taught a trade, but to be introduced to a world.
+To put the matter shortly, woman is generally shut up in a house
+with a human being at the time when he asks all the questions
+that there are, and some that there aren't. It would be odd
+if she retained any of the narrowness of a specialist.
+Now if anyone says that this duty of general enlightenment
+(even when freed from modern rules and hours, and exercised
+more spontaneously by a more protected person) is in itself
+too exacting and oppressive, I can understand the view.
+I can only answer that our race has thought it worth while to cast
+this burden on women in order to keep common-sense in the world.
+But when people begin to talk about this domestic duty as not merely
+difficult but trivial and dreary, I simply give up the question.
+For I cannot with the utmost energy of imagination conceive what
+they mean. When domesticity, for instance, is called drudgery,
+all the difficulty arises from a double meaning in the word.
+If drudgery only means dreadfully hard work, I admit the woman
+drudges in the home, as a man might drudge at the Cathedral of Amiens
+or drudge behind a gun at Trafalgar. But if it means that the hard
+work is more heavy because it is trifling, colorless and of small
+import to the soul, then as I say, I give it up; I do not know
+what the words mean. To be Queen Elizabeth within a definite area,
+deciding sales, banquets, labors and holidays; to be Whiteley
+within a certain area, providing toys, boots, sheets cakes.
+and books, to be Aristotle within a certain area, teaching morals,
+manners, theology, and hygiene; I can understand how this might
+exhaust the mind, but I cannot imagine how it could narrow it.
+How can it be a large career to tell other people's children about
+the Rule of Three, and a small career to tell one's own children
+about the universe? How can it be broad to be the same thing
+to everyone, and narrow to be everything to someone? No; a woman's
+function is laborious, but because it is gigantic, not because it
+is minute I will pity Mrs. Jones for the hugeness of her task;
+I will never pity her for its smallness.
+
+But though the essential of the woman's task is universality,
+this does not, of course, prevent her from having one or two severe
+though largely wholesome prejudices. She has, on the whole,
+been more conscious than man that she is only one half of humanity;
+but she has expressed it (if one may say so of a lady) by getting her
+teeth into the two or three things which she thinks she stands for.
+I would observe here in parenthesis that much of the recent
+official trouble about women has arisen from the fact that they
+transfer to things of doubt and reason that sacred stubbornness
+only proper to the primary things which a woman was set to guard.
+One's own children, one's own altar, ought to be a matter of principle--
+or if you like, a matter of prejudice. On the other hand,
+who wrote Junius's Letters ought not to be a principle or a prejudice,
+it ought to be a matter of free and almost indifferent inquiry.
+But take an energetic modern girl secretary to a league
+to show that George III wrote Junius, and in three months she
+will believe it, too, out of mere loyalty to her employers.
+Modern women defend their office with all the fierceness of domesticity.
+They fight for desk and typewriter as for hearth and home, and develop
+a sort of wolfish wifehood on behalf of the invisible head of the firm.
+That is why they do office work so well; and that is why they ought
+not to do it.
+
+* * *
+
+IV
+
+THE ROMANCE OF THRIFT
+
+The larger part of womankind, however, have had to fight for things
+slightly more intoxicating to the eye than the desk or the typewriter;
+and it cannot be denied that in defending these, women have developed
+the quality called prejudice to a powerful and even menacing degree.
+But these prejudices will always be found to fortify the main position
+of the woman, that she is to remain a general overseer, an autocrat
+within small compass but on all sides. On the one or two points
+on which she really misunderstands the man's position, it is almost
+entirely in order to preserve her own. The two points on which woman,
+actually and of herself, is most tenacious may be roughly summarized
+as the ideal of thrift and the ideal of dignity
+
+Unfortunately for this book it is written by a male, and these
+two qualities, if not hateful to a man, are at least hateful in a man.
+But if we are to settle the sex question at all fairly,
+all males must make an imaginative attempt to enter into
+the attitude of all good women toward these two things.
+The difficulty exists especially, perhaps, in the thing called thrift;
+we men have so much encouraged each other in throwing money
+right and left, that there has come at last to be a sort
+of chivalrous and poetical air about losing sixpence.
+But on a broader and more candid consideration the case
+scarcely stands so.
+
+Thrift is the really romantic thing; economy is more romantic
+than extravagance. Heaven knows I for one speak disinterestedly
+in the matter; for I cannot clearly remember saving a half-penny ever
+since I was born. But the thing is true; economy, properly understood,
+is the more poetic. Thrift is poetic because it is creative;
+waste is unpoetic because it is waste. It is prosaic to throw
+money away, because it is prosaic to throw anything away;
+it is negative; it is a confession of indifference, that is,
+it is a confession of failure. The most prosaic thing about
+the house is the dustbin, and the one great objection to the new
+fastidious and aesthetic homestead is simply that in such
+a moral menage the dustbin must be bigger than the house.
+If a man could undertake to make use of all things in his dustbin
+he would be a broader genius than Shakespeare. When science
+began to use by-products; when science found that colors could
+be made out of coaltar, she made her greatest and perhaps
+her only claim on the real respect of the human soul.
+Now the aim of the good woman is to use the by-products, or,
+in other words, to rummage in the dustbin.
+
+A man can only fully comprehend it if he thinks of some sudden joke
+or expedient got up with such materials as may be found in a private
+house on a rainy day. A man's definite daily work is generally
+run with such rigid convenience of modern science that thrift,
+the picking up of potential helps here and there, has almost
+become unmeaning to him. He comes across it most (as I say)
+when he is playing some game within four walls; when in charades,
+a hearthrug will just do for a fur coat, or a tea-cozy just do
+for a cocked hat; when a toy theater needs timber and cardboard,
+and the house has just enough firewood and just enough bandboxes.
+This is the man's occasional glimpse and pleasing parody of thrift.
+But many a good housekeeper plays the same game every day
+with ends of cheese and scraps of silk, not because she is mean,
+but on the contrary, because she is magnanimous; because she
+wishes her creative mercy to be over all her works, that not one
+sardine should be destroyed, or cast as rubbish to the void,
+when she has made the pile complete.
+
+The modern world must somehow be made to understand
+(in theology and other things) that a view may be vast,
+broad, universal, liberal and yet come into conflict with
+another view that is vast, broad, universal and liberal also.
+There is never a war between two sects, but only between two
+universal Catholic Churches. The only possible collision
+is the collision of one cosmos with another. So in a smaller
+way it must be first made clear that this female economic ideal
+is a part of that female variety of outlook and all-round
+art of life which we have already attributed to the sex:
+thrift is not a small or timid or provincial thing; it is part
+of that great idea of the woman watching on all sides out of all
+the windows of the soul and being answerable for everything.
+For in the average human house there is one hole by
+which money comes in and a hundred by which it goes out;
+man has to do with the one hole, woman with the hundred.
+But though the very stinginess of a woman is a part of her
+spiritual breadth, it is none the less true that it brings her
+into conflict with the special kind of spiritual breadth that
+belongs to the males of the tribe. It brings her into conflict
+with that shapeless cataract of Comradeship, of chaotic feasting
+and deafening debate, which we noted in the last section.
+The very touch of the eternal in the two sexual tastes brings
+them the more into antagonism; for one stands for a universal
+vigilance and the other for an almost infinite output.
+Partly through the nature of his moral weakness, and partly
+through the nature or his physical strength, the male is
+normally prone to expand things into a sort of eternity;
+he always thinks of a dinner party as lasting all night;
+and he always thinks of a night as lasting forever.
+When the working women in the poor districts come to the doors
+of the public houses and try to get their husbands home,
+simple minded "social workers" always imagine that every husband
+is a tragic drunkard and every wife a broken-hearted saint.
+It never occurs to them that the poor woman is only doing under
+coarser conventions exactly what every fashionable hostess does
+when she tries to get the men from arguing over the cigars to come
+and gossip over the teacups. These women are not exasperated
+merely at the amount of money that is wasted in beer; they are
+exasperated also at the amount of time that is wasted in talk.
+It is not merely what goeth into the mouth but what cometh
+out the mouth that, in their opinion, defileth a man.
+They will raise against an argument (like their sisters of all ranks)
+the ridiculous objection that nobody is convinced by it;
+as if a man wanted to make a body-slave of anybody with whom he had
+played single-stick. But the real female prejudice on this point
+is not without a basis; the real feeling is this, that the most
+masculine pleasures have a quality of the ephemeral. A duchess
+may ruin a duke for a diamond necklace; but there is the necklace.
+A coster may ruin his wife for a pot of beer; and where is the beer?
+The duchess quarrels with another duchess in order to crush her,
+to produce a result; the coster does not argue with another
+coster in order to convince him, but in order to enjoy at once
+the sound of his own voice, the clearness of his own opinions
+and the sense of masculine society. There is this element
+of a fine fruitlessness about the male enjoyments; wine is poured
+into a bottomless bucket; thought plunges into a bottomless abyss.
+All this has set woman against the Public House--that is,
+against the Parliament House. She is there to prevent waste;
+and the "pub" and the parliament are the very palaces of waste.
+In the upper classes the "pub" is called the club, but that makes
+no more difference to the reason than it does to the rhyme.
+High and low, the woman's objection to the Public House is
+perfectly definite and rational, it is that the Public House
+wastes the energies that could be used on the private house.
+
+As it is about feminine thrift against masculine waste,
+so it is about feminine dignity against masculine rowdiness.
+The woman has a fixed and very well-founded idea that if
+she does not insist on good manners nobody else will.
+Babies are not always strong on the point of dignity,
+and grown-up men are quite unpresentable. It is true that
+there are many very polite men, but none that I ever heard
+of who were not either fascinating women or obeying them.
+But indeed the female ideal of dignity, like the female ideal
+of thrift, lies deeper and may easily be misunderstood.
+It rests ultimately on a strong idea of spiritual isolation;
+the same that makes women religious. They do not like being
+melted down; they dislike and avoid the mob That anonymous
+quality we have remarked in the club conversation would be common
+impertinence in a case of ladies. I remember an artistic
+and eager lady asking me in her grand green drawing-room whether
+I believed in comradeship between the sexes, and why not.
+I was driven back on offering the obvious and sincere answer
+"Because if I were to treat you for two minutes like a comrade
+you would turn me out of the house." The only certain rule on
+this subject is always to deal with woman and never with women.
+"Women" is a profligate word; I have used it repeatedly in
+this chapter; but it always has a blackguard sound. It smells
+of oriental cynicism and hedonism. Every woman is a captive queen.
+But every crowd of women is only a harem broken loose.
+
+I am not expressing my own views here, but those of nearly
+all the women I have known. It is quite unfair to say that
+a woman hates other women individually; but I think it would
+be quite true to say that she detests them in a confused heap.
+And this is not because she despises her own sex, but because she
+respects it; and respects especially that sanctity and separation
+of each item which is represented in manners by the idea of dignity
+and in morals by the idea of chastity.
+
+* * *
+
+V
+
+THE COLDNESS OF CHLOE
+
+We hear much of the human error which accepts what is sham
+and what is real. But it is worth while to remember that with
+unfamiliar things we often mistake what is real for what is sham.
+It is true that a very young man may think the wig of an
+actress is her hair. But it is equally true that a child
+yet younger may call the hair of a negro his wig.
+Just because the woolly savage is remote and barbaric he seems
+to be unnaturally neat and tidy. Everyone must have noticed
+the same thing in the fixed and almost offensive color
+of all unfamiliar things, tropic birds and tropic blossoms.
+Tropic birds look like staring toys out of a toy-shop. Tropic flowers
+simply look like artificial flowers, like things cut out of wax.
+This is a deep matter, and, I think, not unconnected with divinity;
+but anyhow it is the truth that when we see things for the first
+time we feel instantly that they are fictive creations;
+we feel the finger of God. It is only when we are thoroughly used
+to them and our five wits are wearied, that we see them as wild
+and objectless; like the shapeless tree-tops or the shifting cloud.
+It is the design in Nature that strikes us first; the sense
+of the crosses and confusions in that design only comes
+afterwards through experience and an almost eerie monotony.
+If a man saw the stars abruptly by accident he would
+think them as festive and as artificial as a firework.
+We talk of the folly of painting the lily; but if we saw
+the lily without warning we should think that it was painted.
+We talk of the devil not being so black as he is painted;
+but that very phrase is a testimony to the kinship between
+what is called vivid and what is called artificial.
+If the modern sage had only one glimpse of grass and sky,
+he would say that grass was not as green as it was painted;
+that sky was not as blue as it was painted. If one could see
+the whole universe suddenly, it would look like a bright-colored toy,
+just as the South American hornbill looks like a bright-colored toy.
+And so they are--both of them, I mean.
+
+But it was not with this aspect of the startling air of
+artifice about all strange objects that I meant to deal.
+I mean merely, as a guide to history, that we should not be surprised
+if things wrought in fashions remote from ours seem artificial;
+we should convince ourselves that nine times out of ten
+these things are nakedly and almost indecently honest.
+You will hear men talk of the frosted classicism of Corneille
+or of the powdered pomposities of the eighteenth century,
+but all these phrases are very superficial. There never was
+an artificial epoch. There never was an age of reason.
+Men were always men and women women: and their two generous appetites
+always were the expression of passion and the telling of truth.
+We can see something stiff and quaint in their mode of expression,
+just as our descendants will see something stiff and quaint
+in our coarsest slum sketch or our most naked pathological play.
+But men have never talked about anything but important things;
+and the next force in femininity which we have to consider can
+be considered best perhaps in some dusty old volume of verses
+by a person of quality.
+
+The eighteenth century is spoken of as the period of artificiality,
+in externals at least; but, indeed, there may be two words about that.
+In modern speech one uses artificiality as meaning indefinitely a sort
+of deceit; and the eighteenth century was far too artificial to deceive.
+It cultivated that completest art that does not conceal the art.
+Its fashions and costumes positively revealed nature by allowing artifice;
+as in that obvious instance of a barbering that frosted every head with
+the same silver. It would be fantastic to call this a quaint humility
+that concealed youth; but, at least, it was not one with the evil pride
+that conceals old age. Under the eighteenth century fashion people
+did not so much all pretend to be young, as all agree to be old.
+The same applies to the most odd and unnatural of their fashions;
+they were freakish, but they were not false. A lady may or may
+not be as red as she is painted, but plainly she was not so black
+as she was patched.
+
+But I only introduce the reader into this atmosphere of the older
+and franker fictions that he may be induced to have patience for a
+moment with a certain element which is very common in the decoration
+and literature of that age and of the two centuries preceding it.
+It is necessary to mention it in such a connection because it
+is exactly one of those things that look as superficial as powder,
+and are really as rooted as hair.
+
+In all the old flowery and pastoral love-songs, those of the
+seventeenth and eighteenth centuries especially, you will find
+a perpetual reproach against woman in the matter of her coldness;
+ceaseless an stale similes that compare her eyes to northern stars,
+her heart to ice, or her bosom to snow. Now most of us have always
+supposed these old and iterant phrases to be a mere pattern of dead words,
+a thing like a cold wall-paper. Yet I think those old cavalier poets
+who wrote about the coldness of Chloe had hold of a psychological
+truth missed in nearly all the realistic novels of today.
+Our psychological romancers perpetually represent wives as striking
+terror into their husbands by rolling on the floor, gnashing their teeth,
+throwing about the furniture or poisoning the coffee; all this upon
+some strange fixed theory that women are what they call emotional.
+But in truth the old and frigid form is much nearer to the vital fact.
+Most men if they spoke with any sincerity would agree that the most
+terrible quality in women, whether in friendship, courtship or marriage,
+was not so much being emotional as being unemotional.
+
+There is an awful armor of ice which may be the legitimate protection
+of a more delicate organism; but whatever be the psychological
+explanation there can surely be no question of the fact.
+The instinctive cry of the female in anger is noli me tangere.
+I take this as the most obvious and at the same time the least
+hackneyed instance of a fundamental quality in the female tradition,
+which has tended in our time to be almost immeasurably misunderstood,
+both by the cant of moralists and the cant of immoralists.
+The proper name for the thing is modesty; but as we live in an age
+of prejudice and must not call things by their right names,
+we will yield to a more modern nomenclature and call it dignity.
+Whatever else it is, it is the thing which a thousand poets and
+a million lovers have called the coldness of Chloe. It is akin
+to the classical, and is at least the opposite of the grotesque.
+And since we are talking here chiefly in types and symbols,
+perhaps as good an embodiment as any of the idea may
+be found in the mere fact of a woman wearing a skirt.
+It is highly typical of the rabid plagiarism which now passes
+everywhere for emancipation, that a little while ago it was common
+for an "advanced" woman to claim the right to wear trousers;
+a right about as grotesque as the right to wear a false nose.
+Whether female liberty is much advanced by the act of wearing
+a skirt on each leg I do not know; perhaps Turkish women might
+offer some information on the point. But if the western woman
+walks about (as it were) trailing the curtains of the harem
+with her, it is quite certain that the woven mansion is meant
+for a perambulating palace, not for a perambulating prison.
+It is quite certain that the skirt rneans female dignity,
+not female submission; it can be proved by the simplest of all tests.
+No ruler would deliberately dress up in the recognized fetters
+of a slave; no judge would appear covered with broad arrows.
+But when men wish to be safely impressive, as judges,
+priests or kings, they do wear skirts, the long, trailing robes
+of female dignity The whole world is under petticoat government;
+for even men wear petticoats when they wish to govern.
+
+
+* * *
+
+VI
+
+THE PEDANT AND THE SAVAGE
+
+We say then that the female holds up with two strong arms these two
+pillars of civilization; we say also that she could do neither,
+but for her position; her curious position of private omnipotence,
+universality on a small scale. The first element is thrift;
+not the destructive thrift of the miser, but the creative
+thrift of the peasant; the second element is dignity,
+which is but the expression of sacred personality and privacy.
+Now I know the question that will be abruptly and automatically
+asked by all that know the dull tricks and turns of the modern
+sexual quarrel. The advanced person will at once begin to argue
+about whether these instincts are inherent and inevitable
+in woman or whether they are merely prejudices produced
+by her history and education. Now I do not propose to discuss
+whether woman could now be educated out of her habits touching
+thrift and dignity; and that for two excellent reasons.
+First it is a question which cannot conceivably ever find
+any answer: that is why modern people are so fond of it.
+From the nature of the case it is obviously impossible
+to decide whether any of the peculiarities of civilized
+man have been strictly necessary to his civilization.
+It is not self-evident (for instance), that even the habit
+of standing upright was the only path of human progress.
+There might have been a quadrupedal civilization, in which a city
+gentleman put on four boots to go to the city every morning.
+Or there might have been a reptilian civilization, in which
+he rolled up to the office on his stomach; it is impossible to say
+that intelligence might not have developed in such creatures.
+All we can say is that man as he is walks upright; and that woman
+is something almost more upright than uprightness.
+
+And the second point is this: that upon the whole we rather
+prefer women (nay, even men) to walk upright; so we do not waste much
+of our noble lives in inventing any other way for them to walk.
+In short, my second reason for not speculating upon whether woman
+might get rid of these peculiarities, is that I do not want her to
+get rid of them; nor does she. I will not exhaust my intelligence
+by inventing ways in which mankind might unlearn the violin or
+forget how to ride horses; and the art of domesticity seems to me
+as special and as valuable as all the ancient arts of our race.
+Nor do I propose to enter at all into those formless and floundering
+speculations about how woman was or is regarded in the primitive
+times that we cannot remember, or in the savage countries which we
+cannot understand. Even if these people segregated their women
+for low or barbaric reasons it would not make our reasons barbaric;
+and I am haunted with a tenacious suspicion that these people's
+feelings were really, under other forms, very much the same as ours.
+Some impatient trader, some superficial missionary, walks across
+an island and sees the squaw digging in the fields while the man
+is playing a flute; and immediately says that the man is a mere
+lord of creation and the woman a mere serf. He does not remember
+that he might see the same thing in half the back gardens in Brixton,
+merely because women are at once more conscientious and more impatient,
+while men are at once more quiescent and more greedy for pleasure.
+It may often be in Hawaii simply as it is in Hoxton. That is,
+the woman does not work because the man tells her to work and she obeys.
+On the contrary, the woman works because she has told the man
+to work and he hasn't obeyed. I do not affirm that this
+is the whole truth, but I do affirm that we have too little
+comprehension of the souls of savages to know how far it is untrue.
+It is the same with the relations of our hasty and surface science,
+with the problem of sexual dignity and modesty. Professors find all
+over the world fragmentary ceremonies in which the bride affects some
+sort of reluctance, hides from her husband, or runs away from him.
+The professor then pompously proclaims that this is a survival
+of Marriage by Capture. I wonder he never says that the veil
+thrown over the bride is really a net. I gravely doubt whether
+women ever were married by capture I think they pretended to be;
+as they do still.
+
+It is equally obvious that these two necessary sanctities
+of thrift and dignity are bound to come into collision
+with the wordiness, the wastefulness, and the perpetual
+pleasure-seeking of masculine companionship. Wise women allow
+for the thing; foolish women try to crush it; but all women try
+to counteract it, and they do well. In many a home all round
+us at this moment, we know that the nursery rhyme is reversed.
+The queen is in the counting-house, counting out the money.
+The king is in the parlor, eating bread and honey.
+But it must be strictly understood that the king has captured
+the honey in some heroic wars. The quarrel can be found
+in moldering Gothic carvings and in crabbed Greek manuscripts.
+In every age, in every land, in every tribe and village, has been
+waged the great sexual war between the Private House and the
+Public House. I have seen a collection of mediaeval English poems,
+divided into sections such as "Religious Carols," "Drinking Songs,"
+and so on; and the section headed, "Poems of Domestic Life"
+consisted entirely (literally, entirely) of the complaints
+of husbands who were bullied by their wives. Though the English
+was archaic, the words were in many cases precisely the same
+as those which I have heard in the streets and public houses
+of Battersea, protests on behalf of an extension of time and talk,
+protests against the nervous impatience and the devouring
+utilitarianism of the female. Such, I say, is the quarrel;
+it can never be anything but a quarrel; but the aim of all morals
+and all society is to keep it a lovers' quarrel.
+
+* * *
+
+VII
+
+THE MODERN SURRENDER OF WOMAN
+
+But in this corner called England, at this end of the century,
+there has happened a strange and startling thing. Openly and to all
+appearance, this ancestral conflict has silently and abruptly ended;
+one of the two sexes has suddenly surrendered to the other.
+By the beginning of the twentieth century, within the last
+few years, the woman has in public surrendered to the man.
+She has seriously and officially owned that the man has been
+right all along; that the public house (or Parliament) is really
+more important than the private house; that politics are not
+(as woman had always maintained) an excuse for pots of beer,
+but are a sacred solemnity to which new female worshipers may kneel;
+that the talkative patriots in the tavern are not only admirable
+but enviable; that talk is not a waste of time, and therefore
+(as a consequence, surely) that taverns are not a waste of money.
+All we men had grown used to our wives and mothers,
+and grandmothers, and great aunts all pouring a chorus of
+contempt upon our hobbies of sport, drink and party politics.
+And now comes Miss Pankhurst with tears in her eyes,
+owning that all the women were wrong and all the men were right;
+humbly imploring to be admitted into so much as an outer court,
+from which she may catch a glimpse of those masculine merits
+which her erring sisters had so thoughtlessly scorned.
+
+Now this development naturally perturbs and even paralyzes us.
+Males, like females, in the course of that old fight between the public
+and private house, had indulged in overstatement and extravagance,
+feeling that they must keep up their end of the see-saw. We told
+our wives that Parliament had sat late on most essential business;
+but it never crossed our minds that our wives would believe it.
+We said that everyone must have a vote in the country; similarly our
+wives said that no one must have a pipe in the drawing room.
+In both cases the idea was the same. "It does not matter much,
+but if you let those things slide there is chaos." We said that
+Lord Huggins or Mr. Buggins was absolutely necessary to the country.
+We knew quite well that nothing is necessary to the country
+except that the men should be men and the women women.
+We knew this; we thought the women knew it even more clearly;
+and we thought the women would say it. Suddenly, without warning,
+the women have begun to say all the nonsense that we ourselves
+hardly believed when we said it. The solemnity of politics;
+the necessity of votes; the necessity of Huggins; the necessity
+of Buggins; all these flow in a pellucid stream from the lips
+of all the suffragette speakers. I suppose in every fight,
+however old, one has a vague aspiration to conquer; but we never
+wanted to conquer women so completely as this. We only expected
+that they might leave us a little more margin for our nonsense;
+we never expected that they would accept it seriously as sense.
+Therefore I am all at sea about the existing situation;
+I scarcely know whether to be relieved or enraged by this
+substitution of the feeble platform lecture for the forcible
+curtain-lecture. I am lost without the trenchant and candid
+Mrs. Caudle. I really do not know what to do with the prostrate
+and penitent Miss Pankhurst. This surrender of the modem woman
+has taken us all so much by surprise that it is desirable to pause
+a moment, and collect our wits about what she is really saying.
+
+As I have already remarked, there is one very simple answer to all this;
+these are not the modern women, but about one in two thousand
+of the modern women. This fact is important to a democrat;
+but it is of very little importance to the typically modern mind.
+Both the characteristic modern parties believed in a government
+by the few; the only difference is whether it is the Conservative
+few or Progressive few. It might be put, somewhat coarsely perhaps,
+by saying that one believes in any minority that is rich and the other
+in any minority that is mad. But in this state of things the democratic
+argument obviously falls out for the moment; and we are bound
+to take the prominent minority, merely because it is prominent.
+Let us eliminate altogether from our minds the thousands of women who
+detest this cause, and the millions of women who have hardly heard of it.
+Let us concede that the English people itself is not and will not
+be for a very long time within the sphere of practical politics.
+Let us confine ourselves to saying that these particular women want
+a vote and to asking themselves what a vote is. If we ask these
+ladies ourselves what a vote is, we shall get a very vague reply.
+It is the only question, as a rule, for which they are not prepared.
+For the truth is that they go mainly by precedent; by the mere fact
+that men have votes already. So far from being a mutinous movement,
+it is really a very Conservative one; it is in the narrowest rut of
+the British Constitution. Let us take a little wider and freer sweep
+of thought and ask ourselves what is the ultimate point and meaning
+of this odd business called voting.
+
+* * *
+
+VIII
+
+THE BRAND OF THE FLEUR-DE-LIS
+
+Seemingly from the dawn of man all nations have had governments;
+and all nations have been ashamed of them. Nothing is more openly
+fallacious than to fancy that in ruder or simpler ages ruling,
+judging and punishing appeared perfectly innocent and dignified.
+These things were always regarded as the penalties of the Fall;
+as part of the humiliation of mankind, as bad in themselves.
+That the king can do no wrong was never anything but a legal fiction;
+and it is a legal fiction still. The doctrine of Divine Right was not
+a piece of idealism, but rather a piece of realism, a practical way
+of ruling amid the ruin of humanity; a very pragmatist piece of faith.
+The religious basis of government was not so much that people
+put their trust in princes, as that they did not put their trust
+in any child of man. It was so with all the ugly institutions
+which disfigure human history. Torture and slavery were never talked
+of as good things; they were always talked of as necessary evils.
+A pagan spoke of one man owning ten slaves just as a modern business
+man speaks of one merchant sacking ten clerks: "It's very horrible;
+but how else can society be conducted?" A mediaeval scholastic regarded
+the possibility of a man being burned to death just as a modern
+business man regards the possibility of a man being starved to death:
+"It is a shocking torture; but can you organize a painless world?"
+It is possible that a future society may find a way of doing without
+the question by hunger as we have done without the question by fire.
+It is equally possible, for the matter of that, that a future society
+may reestablish legal torture with the whole apparatus of rack and fagot.
+The most modern of countries, America, has introduced with a vague
+savor of science, a method which it calls "the third degree."
+This is simply the extortion of secrets by nervous fatigue;
+which is surely uncommonly close to their extortion by bodily pain.
+And this is legal and scientific in America. Amateur ordinary America,
+of course, simply burns people alive in broad daylight, as they
+did in the Reformation Wars. But though some punishments are more
+inhuman than others there is no such thing as humane punishment.
+As long as nineteen men claim the right in any sense or shape to take
+hold of the twentieth man and make him even mildly uncomfortable,
+so long the whole proceeding must be a humiliating one for all concerned.
+And the proof of how poignantly men have always felt this lies in the fact
+that the headsman and the hangman, the jailors and the torturers,
+were always regarded not merely with fear but with contempt;
+while all kinds of careless smiters, bankrupt knights and swashbucklers
+and outlaws, were regarded with indulgence or even admiration. To kill
+a man lawlessly was pardoned. To kill a man lawfully was unpardonable.
+The most bare-faced duelist might almost brandish his weapon.
+But the executioner was always masked.
+
+This is the first essential element in government, coercion; a necessary
+but not a noble element. I may remark in passing that when people
+say that government rests on force they give an admirable instance
+of the foggy and muddled cynicism of modernity. Government does
+not rest on force. Government is force; it rests on consent or a
+conception of justice. A king or a community holding a certain thing
+to be abnormal, evil, uses the general strength to crush it out;
+the strength is his tool, but the belief is his only sanction.
+You might as well say that glass is the real reason for telescopes.
+But arising from whatever reason the act of government is coercive
+and is burdened with all the coarse and painful qualities of coercion.
+And if anyone asks what is the use of insisting on the ugliness
+of this task of state violence since all mankind is condemned
+to employ it, I have a simple answer to that. It would be
+useless to insist on it if all humanity were condemned to it.
+But it is not irrelevant to insist on its ugliness so long as half
+of humanity is kept out of it
+
+All government then is coercive; we happen to have created
+a government which is not only coercive; but collective.
+There are only two kinds of government, as I have already said,
+the despotic and the democratic. Aristocracy is not a government,
+it is a riot; that most effective kind of riot, a riot
+of the rich. The most intelligent apologists of aristocracy,
+sophists like Burke and Nietzsche, have never claimed
+for aristocracy any virtues but the virtues of a riot,
+the accidental virtues, courage, variety and adventure.
+There is no case anywhere of aristocracy having established a universal
+and applicable order, as despots and democracies have often done;
+as the last Caesars created the Roman law, as the last Jacobins
+created the Code Napoleon. With the first of these elementary
+forms of government, that of the king or chieftain, we are not
+in this matter of the sexes immediately concerned. We shall return
+to it later when we remark how differently mankind has dealt with
+female claims in the despotic as against the democratic field.
+But for the moment the essential point is that in self-governing
+countries this coercion of criminals is a collective coercion.
+The abnormal person is theoretically thumped by a million
+fists and kicked by a million feet. If a man is flogged we
+all flogged him; if a man is hanged, we all hanged him.
+That is the only possible meaning of democracy, which can give
+any meaning to the first two syllables and also to the last two.
+In this sense each citizen has the high responsibility of a rioter.
+Every statute is a declaration of war, to be backed by arms.
+Every tribunal is a revolutionary tribunal. In a republic
+all punishment is as sacred and solemn as lynching.
+
+* * *
+
+IX
+
+SINCERITY AND THE GALLOWS
+
+When, therefore, it is said that the tradition against Female Suffrage
+keeps women out of activity, social influence and citizenship,
+let us a little more soberly and strictly ask ourselves what it
+actually does keep her out of. It does definitely keep her out
+of the collective act of coercion; the act of punishment by a mob.
+The human tradition does say that, if twenty men hang a man from
+a tree or lamp-post, they shall be twenty men and not women.
+Now I do not think any reasonable Suffragist will deny
+that exclusion from this function, to say the least of it,
+might be maintained to be a protection as well as a veto.
+No candid person will wholly dismiss the proposition that the idea
+of having a Lord Chancellor but not a Lady Chancellor may at least
+be connected with the idea of having a headsman but not a headswoman,
+a hangman but not a hangwoman. Nor will it be adequate to answer
+(as is so often answered to this contention) that in modern
+civilization women would not really be required to capture,
+to sentence, or to slay; that all this is done indirectly,
+that specialists kill our criminals as they kill our cattle.
+To urge this is not to urge the reality of the vote, but to urge
+its unreality. Democracy was meant to be a more direct way
+of ruling, not a more indirect way; and if we do not feel that we
+are all jailers, so much the worse for us, and for the prisoners.
+If it is really an unwomanly thing to lock up a robber
+or a tyrant, it ought to be no softening of the situation
+that the woman does not feel as if she were doing the thing
+that she certainly is doing. It is bad enough that men can
+only associate on paper who could once associate in the street;
+it is bad enough that men have made a vote very much of a fiction.
+It is much worse that a great class should claim the vote be cause
+it is a fiction, who would be sickened by it if it were a fact.
+If votes for women do not mean mobs for women they do not mean
+what they were meant to mean. A woman can make a cross on a
+paper as well as a man; a child could do it as well as a woman;
+and a chimpanzee after a few lessons could do it as well as a child.
+But nobody ought to regard it merely as making a cross on paper;
+everyone ought to regard it as what it ultimately is, branding the
+fleur-de-lis, marking the broad arrow, signing the death warrant.
+Both men and women ought to face more fully the things they
+do or cause to be done; face them or leave off doing them.
+
+On that disastrous day when public executions were abolished,
+private executions were renewed and ratified, perhaps forever.
+Things grossly unsuited to the moral sentiment of a society cannot
+be safely done in broad daylight; but I see no reason why we
+should not still be roasting heretics alive, in a private room.
+It is very likely (to speak in the manner foolishly called Irish)
+that if there were public executions there would be no executions.
+The old open-air punishments, the pillory and the gibbet, at least
+fixed responsibility upon the law; and in actual practice they gave
+the mob an opportunity of throwing roses as well as rotten eggs;
+of crying "Hosannah" as well as "Crucify." But I do not like
+the public executioner being turned into the private executioner.
+I think it is a crooked oriental, sinister sort of business,
+and smells of the harem and the divan rather than of the forum
+and the market place. In modern times the official has lost
+all the social honor and dignity of the common hangman.
+He is only the bearer of the bowstring.
+
+Here, however, I suggest a plea for a brutal publicity
+only in order to emphasize the fact that it is this brutal
+publicity and nothing else from which women have been excluded.
+I also say it to emphasize the fact that the mere modern
+veiling of the brutality does not make the situation different,
+unless we openly say that we are giving the suffrage, not only
+because it is power but because it is not, or in other words,
+that women are not so much to vote as to play voting.
+No suffragist, I suppose, will take up that position; and a few
+suffragists will wholly deny that this human necessity of pains
+and penalties is an ugly, humiliating business, and that good
+motives as well as bad may have helped to keep women out of it.
+More than once I have remarked in these pages that female
+limitations may be the limits of a temple as well as of
+a prison, the disabilities of a priest and not of a pariah.
+I noted it, I think, in the case of the pontifical feminine dress.
+In the same way it is not evidently irrational, if men decided
+that a woman, like a priest, must not be a shedder of blood.
+
+* * *
+
+X
+
+THE HIGHER ANARCHY
+
+But there is a further fact; forgotten also because we
+moderns forget that there is a female point of view.
+The woman's wisdom stands partly, not only for a wholesome
+hesitation about punishment, but even for a wholesome hesitation
+about absolute rules. There was something feminine and
+perversely true in that phrase of Wilde's, that people should
+not be treated as the rule, but all of them as exceptions.
+Made by a man the remark was a little effeminate; for Wilde did
+lack the masculine power of dogma and of democratic cooperation.
+But if a woman had said it it would have been simply true;
+a woman does treat each person as a peculiar person.
+In other words, she stands for Anarchy; a very ancient
+and arguable philosophy; not anarchy in the sense of having
+no customs in one's life (which is inconceivable), but
+anarchy in the sense of having no rules for one's mind.
+To her, almost certainly, are due all those working traditions
+that cannot be found in books, especially those of education;
+it was she who first gave a child a stuffed stocking for
+being good or stood him in the corner for being naughty.
+This unclassified knowledge is sometimes called rule of thumb
+and sometimes motherwit. The last phrase suggests the whole truth,
+for none ever called it fatherwit.
+
+Now anarchy is only tact when it works badly. Tact is only anarchy
+when it works well. And we ought to realize that in one half
+of the world--the private house--it does work well. We modern men
+are perpetually forgetting that the case for clear rules and crude
+penalties is not self-evident, that there is a great deal to be
+said for the benevolent lawlessness of the autocrat, especially on
+a small scale; in short, that government is only one side of life.
+The other half is called Society, in which women are admittedly dominant.
+And they have always been ready to maintain that their kingdom is
+better governed than ours, because (in the logical and legal sense)
+it is not governed at all. "Whenever you have a real difficulty,"
+they say, "when a boy is bumptious or an aunt is stingy, when a silly
+girl will marry somebody, or a wicked man won't marry somebody, all your
+lumbering Roman Law and British Constitution come to a standstill.
+A snub from a duchess or a slanging from a fish-wife are much more
+likely to put things straight." So, at least, rang the ancient
+female challenge down the ages until the recent female capitulation.
+So streamed the red standard of the higher anarchy until Miss Pankhurst
+hoisted the white flag.
+
+It must be remembered that the modern world has done deep treason
+to the eternal intellect by believing in the swing of the pendulum.
+A man must be dead before he swings. It has substituted an idea
+of fatalistic alternation for the mediaeval freedom of the soul
+seeking truth. All modern thinkers are reactionaries; for their
+thought is always a reaction from what went before. When you meet
+a modern man he is always coming from a place, not going to it.
+Thus, mankind has in nearly all places and periods seen that there
+is a soul and a body as plainly as that there is a sun and moon.
+But because a narrow Protestant sect called Materialists declared
+for a short time that there was no soul, another narrow Protestant sect
+called Christian Science is now maintaining that there is no body.
+Now just in the same way the unreasonable neglect of government
+by the Manchester School has produced, not a reasonable regard
+for government, but an unreasonable neglect of everything else.
+So that to hear people talk to-day one would fancy that every
+important human function must be organized and avenged by law;
+that all education must be state education, and all employment
+state employment; that everybody and everything must be
+brought to the foot of the august and prehistoric gibbet.
+But a somewhat more liberal and sympathetic examination of mankind
+will convince us that the cross is even older than the gibbet,
+that voluntary suffering was before and independent of compulsory;
+and in short that in most important matters a man has always been
+free to ruin himself if he chose. The huge fundamental function
+upon which all anthropology turns, that of sex and childbirth,
+has never been inside the political state, but always outside of it.
+The state concerned itself with the trivial question of killing people,
+but wisely left alone the whole business of getting them born.
+A Eugenist might indeed plausibly say that the government is an
+absent-minded and inconsistent person who occupies himself with
+providing for the old age of people who have never been infants.
+I will not deal here in any detail with the fact that some Eugenists
+have in our time made the maniacal answer that the police ought
+to control marriage and birth as they control labor and death.
+Except for this inhuman handful (with whom I regret to say I shall
+have to deal with later) all the Eugenists I know divide themselves
+into two sections: ingenious people who once meant this, and rather
+bewildered people who swear they never meant it--nor anything else.
+But if it be conceded (by a breezier estimate of men) that they
+do mostly desire marriage to remain free from government, it does
+not follow that they desire it to remain free from everything. If man
+does not control the marriage market by law, is it controlled at all?
+Surely the answer is broadly that man does not control the marriage
+market by law, but the woman does control it by sympathy and prejudice.
+There was until lately a law forbidding a man to marry his deceased
+wife's sister; yet the thing happened constantly. There was no law
+forbidding a man to marry his deceased wife's scullery-maid; yet it did
+not happen nearly so often. It did not happen because the marriage
+market is managed in the spirit and by the authority of women;
+and women are generally conservative where classes are concerned.
+It is the same with that system of exclusiveness by which ladies
+have so often contrived (as by a process of elimination)
+to prevent marriages that they did not want and even sometimes
+procure those they did. There is no need of the broad arrow and
+the fleur-de lis, the turnkey's chains or the hangman's halter.
+You need not strangle a man if you can silence him. The branded
+shoulder is less effective and final than the cold shoulder;
+and you need not trouble to lock a man in when you can lock him out.
+
+The same, of course, is true of the colossal architecture which we
+call infant education: an architecture reared wholly by women.
+Nothing can ever overcome that one enormous sex superiority, that even
+the male child is born closer to his mother than to his father.
+No one, staring at that frightful female privilege, can quite
+believe in the equality of the sexes. Here and there we read
+of a girl brought up like a tom-boy; but every boy is brought up
+like a tame girl. The flesh and spirit of femininity surround
+him from the first like the four walls of a house; and even
+the vaguest or most brutal man has been womanized by being born.
+Man that is born of a woman has short days and full of misery;
+but nobody can picture the obscenity and bestial tragedy that would
+belong to such a monster as man that was born of a man.
+
+* * *
+
+XI
+
+THE QUEEN AND THE SUFFRAGETTES
+
+But, indeed, with this educational matter I must of necessity embroil
+myself later. The fourth section of discussion is supposed to be
+about the child, but I think it will be mostly about the mother.
+In this place I have systematically insisted on the large part
+of life that is governed, not by man with his vote, but by woman
+with her voice, or more often, with her horrible silence.
+Only one thing remains to be added. In a sprawling and explanatory style
+has been traced out the idea that government is ultimately coercion,
+that coercion must mean cold definitions as well as cruel consequences,
+and that therefore there is something to be said for the old human habit
+of keeping one-half of humanity out of so harsh and dirty a business.
+But the case is stronger still.
+
+Voting is not only coercion, but collective coercion.
+I think Queen Victoria would have been yet more popular and satisfying
+if she had never signed a death warrant. I think Queen Elizabeth
+would have stood out as more solid and splendid in history if she
+had not earned (among those who happen to know her history)
+the nickname of Bloody Bess. I think, in short, that the great historic
+woman is more herself when she is persuasive rather than coercive.
+But I feel all mankind behind me when I say that if a woman has
+this power it should be despotic power--not democratic power.
+There is a much stronger historic argument for giving Miss Pankhurst
+a throne than for giving her a vote. She might have a crown,
+or at least a coronet, like so many of her supporters;
+for these old powers are purely personal and therefore female.
+Miss Pankhurst as a despot might be as virtuous as Queen Victoria,
+and she certainly would find it difficult to be as wicked as Queen Bess,
+but the point is that, good or bad, she would be irresponsible--
+she would not be governed by a rule and by a ruler.
+There are only two ways of governing: by a rule and by a ruler.
+And it is seriously true to say of a woman, in education and domesticity,
+that the freedom of the autocrat appears to be necessary to her.
+She is never responsible until she is irresponsible.
+In case this sounds like an idle contradiction, I confidently
+appeal to the cold facts of history. Almost every despotic
+or oligarchic state has admitted women to its privileges.
+Scarcely one democratic state has ever admitted them to its rights
+The reason is very simple: that something female is endangered
+much more by the violence of the crowd. In short, one Pankhurst
+is an exception, but a thousand Pankhursts are a nightmare,
+a Bacchic orgie, a Witches Sabbath. For in all legends men have
+thought of women as sublime separately but horrible in a herd.
+
+* * *
+
+XII
+
+THE MODERN SLAVE
+
+Now I have only taken the test case of Female Suffrage because it
+is topical and concrete; it is not of great moment for me as a
+political proposal. I can quite imagine anyone substantially
+agreeing with my view of woman as universalist and autocrat
+in a limited area; and still thinking that she would be none
+the worse for a ballot paper. The real question is whether this
+old ideal of woman as the great amateur is admitted or not.
+There are many modern things which threaten it much more
+than suffragism; notably the increase of self-supporting women,
+even in the most severe or the most squalid employments.
+If there be something against nature in the idea of a horde
+of wild women governing, there is something truly intolerable
+in the idea of a herd of tame women being governed.
+And there are elements in human psychology that make
+this situation particularly poignant or ignominous.
+The ugly exactitudes of business, the bells and clocks the fixed
+hours and rigid departments, were all meant for the male:
+who, as a rule, can only do one thing and can only with the greatest
+difficulty be induced to do that. If clerks do not try to shirk
+their work, our whole great commercial system breaks down.
+It is breaking down, under the inroad of women who are adopting
+the unprecedented and impossible course of taking the system
+seriously and doing it well. Their very efficiency is
+the definition of their slavery. It is generally a very bad
+sign when one is trusted very much by one's employers.
+And if the evasive clerks have a look of being blackguards,
+the earnest ladies are often something very like blacklegs.
+But the more immediate point is that the modern working woman bears
+a double burden, for she endures both the grinding officialism
+of the new office and the distracting scrupulosity of the old home.
+Few men understand what conscientiousness is. They understand duty,
+which generally means one duty; but conscientiousness is
+the duty of the universalist. It is limited by no work days
+or holidays; it is a lawless, limitless, devouring decorum.
+If women are to be subjected to the dull rule of commerce,
+we must find some way of emancipating them from the wild
+rule of conscience. But I rather fancy you will find it
+easier to leave the conscience and knock off the commerce.
+As it is, the modern clerk or secretary exhausts herself to put
+one thing straight in the ledger and then goes home to put
+everything straight in the house.
+
+This condition (described by some as emancipated) is at least
+the reverse of my ideal. I would give woman, not more rights,
+but more privileges. Instead of sending her to seek such
+freedom as notoriously prevails in banks and factories,
+I would design specially a house in which she can be free.
+And with that we come to the last point of all; the point at
+which we can perceive the needs of women, like the rights of men,
+stopped and falsified by something which it is the object
+of this book to expose.
+
+The Feminist (which means, I think, one who dislikes the chief
+feminine characteristics) has heard my loose monologue,
+bursting all the time with one pent-up protest.
+At this point he will break out and say, "But what are we to do?
+There is modern commerce and its clerks; there is the modern family
+with its unmarried daughters; specialism is expected everywhere;
+female thrift and conscientiousness are demanded and supplied.
+What does it matter whether we should in the abstract prefer
+the old human and housekeeping woman; we might prefer the Garden
+of Eden. But since women have trades they ought to have trades unions.
+Since women work in factories, they ought to vote on factory-acts. If
+they are unmarried they must be commercial; if they are commercial
+they must be political. We must have new rules for a new world--
+even if it be not a better one." I said to a Feminist once:
+"The question is not whether women are good enough for votes:
+it is whether votes are good enough for women." He only answered:
+"Ah, you go and say that to the women chain-makers on Cradley Heath."
+
+Now this is the attitude which I attack. It is the huge heresy
+of Precedent. It is the view that because we have got into a mess
+we must grow messier to suit it; that because we have taken
+a wrong turn some time ago we must go forward and not backwards;
+that because we have lost our way we must lose our map also;
+and because we have missed our ideal, we must forget it.
+"There are numbers of excellent people who do not think votes unfeminine;
+and there may be enthusiasts for our beautiful modern industry
+who do not think factories unfeminine. But if these things are
+unfeminine it is no answer to say that they fit into each other.
+I am not satisfied with the statement that my daughter must
+have unwomanly powers because she has unwomanly wrongs.
+Industrial soot and political printer's ink are two blacks which do
+not make a white. Most of the Feminists would probably agree with me
+that womanhood is under shameful tyranny in the shops and mills.
+But I want to destroy the tyranny. They want to destroy womanhood.
+That is the only difference.
+
+Whether we can recover the clear vision of woman as a tower
+with many windows, the fixed eternal feminine from which her sons,
+the specialists, go forth; whether we can preserve the tradition
+of a central thing which is even more human than democracy
+and even more practical than politics; whether, in word,
+it is possible to re-establish the family, freed from the filthy
+cynicism and cruelty of the commercial epoch, I shall discuss
+in the last section of this book. But meanwhile do not talk
+to me about the poor chain-makers on Cradley Heath. I know
+all about them and what they are doing. They are engaged in a
+very wide-spread and flourishing industry of the present age.
+They are making chains.
+
+* * *
+
+PART FOUR
+
+EDUCATION: OR THE MISTAKE ABOUT THE CHILD
+
+* * *
+
+I
+
+THE CALVINISM OF TO-DAY
+
+When I wrote a little volume on my friend Mr. Bernard Shaw, it is
+needless to say that he reviewed it. I naturally felt tempted to answer
+and to criticise the book from the same disinterested and impartial
+standpoint from which Mr. Shaw had criticised the subject of it.
+I was not withheld by any feeling that the joke was getting a
+little obvious; for an obvious joke is only a successful joke; it is
+only the unsuccessful clowns who comfort themselves with being subtle.
+The real reason why I did not answer Mr. Shaw's amusing attack was this:
+that one simple phrase in it surrendered to me all that I
+have ever wanted, or could want from him to all eternity.
+I told Mr. Shaw (in substance) that he was a charming and clever fellow,
+but a common Calvinist. He admitted that this was true,
+and there (so far as I am concerned) is an end of the matter.
+He said that, of course, Calvin was quite right in holding
+that "if once a man is born it is too late to damn or save him."
+That is the fundamental and subterranean secret; that is the last
+lie in hell.
+
+The difference between Puritanism and Catholicism is not about
+whether some priestly word or gesture is significant and sacred.
+It is about whether any word or gesture is significant and sacred.
+To the Catholic every other daily act is dramatic dedication
+to the service of good or of evil. To the Calvinist no act
+can have that sort of solemnity, because the person doing
+it has been dedicated from eternity, and is merely filling
+up his time until the crack of doom. The difference is
+something subtler than plum-puddings or private theatricals;
+the difference is that to a Christian of my kind this short
+earthly life is intensely thrilling and precious; to a Calvinist
+like Mr. Shaw it is confessedly automatic and uninteresting.
+To me these threescore years and ten are the battle.
+To the Fabian Calvinist (by his own confession) they are only a long
+procession of the victors in laurels and the vanquished in chains.
+To me earthly life is the drama; to him it is the epilogue.
+Shavians think about the embryo; Spiritualists about the ghost;
+Christians about the man. It is as well to have these things clear.
+
+Now all our sociology and eugenics and the rest of it are
+not so much materialist as confusedly Calvinist, they are
+chiefly occupied in educating the child before he exists.
+The whole movement is full of a singular depression about
+what one can do with the populace, combined with a strange
+disembodied gayety about what may be done with posterity.
+These essential Calvinists have, indeed, abolished some of the more
+liberal and universal parts of Calvinism, such as the belief
+in an intellectual design or an everlasting happiness.
+But though Mr. Shaw and his friends admit it is a superstition that
+a man is judged after death, they stick to their central doctrine,
+that he is judged before he is born.
+
+In consequence of this atmosphere of Calvinism in the cultured world
+of to-day, it is apparently necessary to begin all arguments on education
+with some mention of obstetrics and the unknown world of the prenatal.
+All I shall have to say, however, on heredity will be very brief,
+because I shall confine myself to what is known about it, and that is
+very nearly nothing. It is by no means self-evident, but it is a current
+modern dogma, that nothing actually enters the body at birth except a life
+derived and compounded from the parents. There is at least quite as much
+to be said for the Christian theory that an element comes from God, or the
+Buddhist theory that such an element comes from previous existences.
+But this is not a religious work, and I must submit to those very narrow
+intellectual limits which the absence of theology always imposes.
+Leaving the soul on one side, let us suppose for the sake of argument
+that the human character in the first case comes wholly from parents;
+and then let us curtly state our knowledge rather than our ignorance.
+
+* * *
+
+II
+
+THE TRIBAL TERROR
+
+Popular science, like that of Mr. Blatchford, is in this matter as mild
+as old wives' tales. Mr. Blatchford, with colossal simplicity,
+explained to millions of clerks and workingmen that the mother is like
+a bottle of blue beads and the father is like a bottle of yellow beads;
+and so the child is like a bottle of mixed blue beads and yellow.
+He might just as well have said that if the father has two legs
+and the mother has two legs, the child will have four legs.
+Obviously it is not a question of simple addition or simple
+division of a number of hard detached "qualities," like beads.
+It is an organic crisis and transformation of the most mysterious sort;
+so that even if the result is unavoidable, it will still be unexpected.
+It is not like blue beads mixed with yellow beads; it is like blue
+mixed with yellow; the result of which is green, a totally novel
+and unique experience, a new emotion. A man might live in a complete
+cosmos of blue and yellow, like the "Edinburgh Review"; a man might
+never have seen anything but a golden cornfield and a sapphire sky;
+and still he might never have had so wild a fancy as green.
+If you paid a sovereign for a bluebell; if you spilled the mustard
+on the blue-books; if you married a canary to a blue baboon;
+there is nothing in any of these wild weddings that contains even
+a hint of green. Green is not a mental combination, like addition;
+it is a physical result like birth. So, apart from the fact that
+nobody ever really understands parents or children either, yet even
+if we could understand the parents, we could not make any conjecture
+about the children. Each time the force works in a different way;
+each time the constituent colors combine into a different spectacle.
+A girl may actually inherit her ugliness from her mother's good looks.
+A boy may actually get his weakness from his father's strength.
+Even if we admit it is really a fate, for us it must remain a fairy tale.
+Considered in regard to its causes, the Calvinists and materialists
+may be right or wrong; we leave them their dreary debate.
+But considered in regard to its results there is no doubt about it.
+The thing is always a new color; a strange star. Every birth is as
+lonely as a miracle. Every child is as uninvited as a monstrosity.
+
+On all such subjects there is no science, but only a sort of
+ardent ignorance; and nobody has ever been able to offer any theories
+of moral heredity which justified themselves in the only scientific sense;
+that is that one could calculate on them beforehand. There are
+six cases, say, of a grandson having the same twitch of mouth or vice
+of character as his grandfather; or perhaps there are sixteen cases,
+or perhaps sixty. But there are not two cases, there is not one case,
+there are no cases at all, of anybody betting half a crown that
+the grandfather will have a grandson with the twitch or the vice.
+In short, we deal with heredity as we deal with omens, affinities and
+the fulfillment of dreams. The things do happen, and when they
+happen we record them; but not even a lunatic ever reckons on them.
+Indeed, heredity, like dreams and omens, is a barbaric notion; that is,
+not necessarily an untrue, but a dim, groping and unsystematized notion.
+A civilized man feels himself a little more free from his family.
+Before Christianity these tales of tribal doom occupied the savage north;
+and since the Reformation and the revolt against Christianity
+(which is the religion of a civilized freedom) savagery is slowly
+creeping back in the form of realistic novels and problem plays.
+The curse of Rougon-Macquart is as heathen and superstitious as the curse
+of Ravenswood; only not so well written. But in this twilight barbaric
+sense the feeling of a racial fate is not irrational, and may be
+allowed like a hundred other half emotions that make life whole.
+The only essential of tragedy is that one should take it lightly.
+But even when the barbarian deluge rose to its highest in the madder
+novels of Zola (such as that called "The Human Beast", a gross
+libel on beasts as well as humanity), even then the application
+of the hereditary idea to practice is avowedly timid and fumbling.
+The students of heredity are savages in this vital sense; that they
+stare back at marvels, but they dare not stare forward to schemes.
+In practice no one is mad enough to legislate or educate upon dogmas
+of physical inheritance; and even the language of the thing is rarely
+used except for special modern purposes, such as the endowment
+of research or the oppression of the poor.
+
+* * *
+
+III
+
+THE TRICKS OF ENVIRONMENT
+
+After all the modern clatter of Calvinism, therefore, it is
+only with the born child that anybody dares to deal;
+and the question is not eugenics but education. Or again,
+to adopt that rather tiresome terminology of popular science,
+it is not a question of heredity but of environment.
+I will not needlessly complicate this question by urging at
+length that environment also is open to some of the objections
+and hesitations which paralyze the employment of heredity.
+I will merely suggest in passing that even about the effect of
+environment modern people talk much too cheerfully and cheaply.
+The idea that surroundings will mold a man is always mixed up
+with the totally different idea that they will mold him in one
+particular way. To take the broadest case, landscape no doubt
+affects the soul; but how it affects it is quite another matter.
+To be born among pine-trees might mean loving pine-trees.
+It might mean loathing pine-trees. It might quite seriously
+mean never having seen a pine-tree. Or it might mean
+any mixture of these or any degree of any of them.
+So that the scientific method here lacks a little in precision.
+I am not speaking without the book; on the contrary, I am
+speaking with the blue book, with the guide-book and the atlas.
+It may be that the Highlanders are poetical because they
+inhabit mountains; but are the Swiss prosaic because they
+inhabit mountains? It may be the Swiss have fought for freedom
+because they had hills; did the Dutch fight for freedom
+because they hadn't? Personally I should think it quite likely.
+Environment might work negatively as well as positively.
+The Swiss may be sensible, not in spite of their wild skyline,
+but be cause of their wild skyline. The Flemings may be
+fantastic artists, not in spite of their dull skyline,
+but because of it.
+
+I only pause on this parenthesis to show that, even in
+matters admittedly within its range, popular science goes
+a great deal too fast, and drops enormous links of logic.
+Nevertheless, it remains the working reality that what we
+have to deal with in the case of children is, for all practical
+purposes, environment; or, to use the older word, education.
+When all such deductions are made, education is at least
+a form of will-worship; not of cowardly fact-worship;
+it deals with a department that we can control; it does not
+merely darken us with the barbarian pessimism of Zola and
+the heredity-hunt. We shall certainly make fools of ourselves;
+that is what is meant by philosophy. But we shall not merely
+make beasts of ourselves; which is the nearest popular definition
+for merely following the laws of Nature and cowering under
+the vengeance of the flesh Education contains much moonshine;
+but not of the sort that makes mere mooncalves and idiots
+the slaves of a silver magnet, the one eye of the world.
+In this decent arena there are fads, but not frenzies.
+Doubtless we shall often find a mare's nest; but it will not
+always be the nightmare's.
+
+* * *
+
+IV
+
+THE TRUTH ABOUT EDUCATION
+
+When a man is asked to write down what he really thinks on education,
+a certain gravity grips and stiffens his soul, which might be mistaken
+by the superficial for disgust. If it be really true that men sickened
+of sacred words and wearied of theology, if this largely unreasoning
+irritation against "dogma" did arise out of some ridiculous excess
+of such things among priests in the past, then I fancy we must be
+laying up a fine crop of cant for our descendants to grow tired of.
+Probably the word "education" will some day seem honestly as old and
+objectless as the word "justification" now seems in a Puritan folio.
+Gibbon thought it frightfully funny that people should have fought about
+the difference between the "Homoousion" and the "Homoiousion." The time
+will come when somebody will laugh louder to think that men thundered
+against Sectarian Education and also against Secular Education;
+that men of prominence and position actually denounced the schools for
+teaching a creed and also for not teaching a faith. The two Greek words
+in Gibbon look rather alike; but they really mean quite different things.
+Faith and creed do not look alike, but they mean exactly the same thing.
+Creed happens to be the Latin for faith.
+
+Now having read numberless newspaper articles on education,
+and even written a good many of them, and having heard deafening
+and indeterminate discussion going on all around me almost ever
+since I was born, about whether religion was part of education,
+about whether hygiene was an essential of education,
+about whether militarism was inconsistent with true education,
+I naturally pondered much on this recurring substantive,
+and I am ashamed to say that it was comparatively late in life
+that I saw the main fact about it.
+
+Of course, the main fact about education is that there is no
+such thing. It does not exist, as theology or soldiering exist.
+Theology is a word like geology, soldiering is a word
+like soldering; these sciences may be healthy or no as hobbies;
+but they deal with stone and kettles, with definite things.
+But education is not a word like geology or kettles.
+Education is a word like "transmission" or "inheritance"; it
+is not an object, but a method. It must mean the conveying
+of certain facts, views or qualities, to the last baby born.
+They might be the most trivial facts or the most preposterous
+views or the most offensive qualities; but if they are handed
+on from one generation to another they are education.
+Education is not a thing like theology, it is not an inferior
+or superior thing; it is not a thing in the same category of terms.
+Theology and education are to each other like a love-letter
+to the General Post Office. Mr. Fagin was quite as educational
+as Dr. Strong; in practice probably more educational.
+It is giving something--perhaps poison. Education is tradition,
+and tradition (as its name implies) can be treason.
+
+This first truth is frankly banal; but it is so perpetually
+ignored in our political prosing that it must be made plain.
+A little boy in a little house, son of a little tradesman,
+is taught to eat his breakfast, to take his medicine, to love
+his country, to say his prayers, and to wear his Sunday clothes.
+Obviously Fagin, if he found such a boy, would teach him to drink gin,
+to lie, to betray his country, to blaspheme and to wear false whiskers.
+But so also Mr. Salt the vegetarian would abolish the boy's breakfast;
+Mrs. Eddy would throw away his medicine; Count Tolstoi would rebuke
+him for loving his country; Mr. Blatchford would stop his prayers,
+and Mr. Edward Carpenter would theoretically denounce Sunday clothes,
+and perhaps all clothes. I do not defend any of these advanced views,
+not even Fagin's. But I do ask what, between the lot of them, has become
+of the abstract entity called education. It is not (as commonly supposed)
+that the tradesman teaches education plus Christianity; Mr. Salt,
+education plus vegetarianism; Fagin, education plus crime. The truth is,
+that there is nothing in common at all between these teachers,
+except that they teach. In short, the only thing they share is the one
+thing they profess to dislike: the general idea of authority.
+It is quaint that people talk of separating dogma from education.
+Dogma is actually the only thing that cannot be separated from education.
+It is education. A teacher who is not dogmatic is simply a teacher
+who is not teaching.
+
+* * *
+
+V
+
+AN EVIL CRY
+
+The fashionable fallacy is that by education we can give people
+something that we have not got. To hear people talk one would think
+it was some sort of magic chemistry, by which, out of a laborious
+hotchpotch of hygienic meals, baths, breathing exercises, fresh air
+and freehand drawing, we can produce something splendid by accident;
+we can create what we cannot conceive. These pages have, of course,
+no other general purpose than to point out that we cannot create
+anything good until we have conceived it. It is odd that these people,
+who in the matter of heredity are so sullenly attached to law,
+in the matter of environment seem almost to believe in miracle.
+They insist that nothing but what was in the bodies of the parents
+can go to make the bodies of the children. But they seem somehow
+to think that things can get into the heads of the children which were
+not in the heads of the parents, or, indeed, anywhere else.
+
+There has arisen in this connection a foolish and wicked cry
+typical of the confusion. I mean the cry, "Save the children."
+It is, of course, part of that modern morbidity that
+insists on treating the State (which is the home of man)
+as a sort of desperate expedient in time of panic.
+This terrified opportunism is also the origin of the Socialist
+and other schemes. Just as they would collect and share
+all the food as men do in a famine, so they would divide
+the children from their fathers, as men do in a shipwreck.
+That a human community might conceivably not be in a condition
+of famine or shipwreck never seems to cross their minds.
+This cry of "Save the children" has in it the hateful
+implication that it is impossible to save the fathers;
+in other words, that many millions of grown-up, sane,
+responsible and self-supporting Europeans are to be treated
+as dirt or debris and swept away out of the discussion;
+called dipsomaniacs because they drink in public houses instead
+of private houses; called unemployables because nobody knows
+how to get them work; called dullards if they still adhere
+to conventions, and called loafers if they still love liberty.
+Now I am concerned, first and last, to maintain that unless you
+can save the fathers, you cannot save the children; that at
+present we cannot save others, for we cannot save ourselves.
+We cannot teach citizenship if we are not citizens; we cannot
+free others if we have forgotten the appetite of freedom.
+Education is only truth in a state of transmission; and how can we
+pass on truth if it has never come into our hand? Thus we find that
+education is of all the cases the clearest for our general purpose.
+It is vain to save children; for they cannot remain children.
+By hypothesis we are teaching them to be men; and how can it
+be so simple to teach an ideal manhood to others if it is so vain
+and hopeless to find one for ourselves?
+
+I know that certain crazy pedants have attempted to counter this
+difficulty by maintaining that education is not instruction at all,
+does not teach by authority at all. They present the process
+as coming, not from the outside, from the teacher, but entirely
+from inside the boy. Education, they say, is the Latin for
+leading out or drawing out the dormant faculties of each person.
+Somewhere far down in the dim boyish soul is a primordial yearning
+to learn Greek accents or to wear clean collars; and the schoolmaster
+only gently and tenderly liberates this imprisoned purpose.
+Sealed up in the newborn babe are the intrinsic secrets of how to
+eat asparagus and what was the date of Bannockburn. The educator
+only draws out the child's own unapparent love of long division;
+only leads out the child's slightly veiled preference for milk
+pudding to tarts. I am not sure that I believe in the derivation;
+I have heard the disgraceful suggestion that "educator," if applied
+to a Roman schoolmaster, did not mean leading our young functions
+into freedom; but only meant taking out little boys for a walk.
+But I am much more certain that I do not agree with the doctrine;
+I think it would be about as sane to say that the baby's milk comes
+from the baby as to say that the baby's educational merits do.
+There is, indeed, in each living creature a collection of forces
+and functions; but education means producing these in particular shapes
+and training them to particular purposes, or it means nothing at all.
+Speaking is the most practical instance of the whole situation.
+You may indeed "draw out" squeals and grunts from the child by simply
+poking him and pulling him about, a pleasant but cruel pastime to
+which many psychologists are addicted. But you will wait and watch
+very patiently indeed before you draw the English language out of him.
+That you have got to put into him; and there is an end of the matter.
+
+* * *
+
+VI
+
+AUTHORITY THE UNAVOIDABLE
+
+But the important point here is only that you cannot anyhow
+get rid of authority in education; it is not so much
+(as poor Conservatives say) that parental authority ought to
+be preserved, as that it cannot be destroyed. Mr. Bernard Shaw
+once said that he hated the idea of forming a child's mind.
+In that case Mr. Bernard Shaw had better hang himself;
+for he hates something inseparable from human life.
+I only mentioned educere and the drawing out of the faculties
+in order to point out that even this mental trick does not avoid
+the inevitable idea of parental or scholastic authority.
+The educator drawing out is just as arbitrary and coercive
+as the instructor pouring in; for he draws out what he chooses.
+He decides what in the child shall be developed and what
+shall not be developed. He does not (I suppose) draw out
+the neglected faculty of forgery. He does not (so far at least)
+lead out, with timid steps, a shy talent for torture.
+The only result of all this pompous and precise distinction
+between the educator and the instructor is that the instructor
+pokes where he likes and the educator pulls where he likes.
+Exactly the same intellectual violence is done to the creature
+who is poked and pulled. Now we must all accept the responsibility
+of this intellectual violence. Education is violent;
+because it is creative. It is creative because it is human.
+It is as reckless as playing on the fiddle; as dogmatic
+as drawing a picture; as brutal as building a house.
+In short, it is what all human action is; it is an interference
+with life and growth. After that it is a trifling and even
+a jocular question whether we say of this tremendous tormentor,
+the artist Man, that he puts things into us like an apothecary,
+or draws things out of us, like a dentist.
+
+The point is that Man does what he likes. He claims
+the right to take his mother Nature under his control;
+he claims the right to make his child the Superman, in his image.
+Once flinch from this creative authority of man, and the whole
+courageous raid which we call civilization wavers and falls
+to pieces. Now most modern freedom is at root fear.
+It is not so much that we are too bold to endure rules;
+it is rather that we are too timid to endure responsibilities.
+And Mr. Shaw and such people are especially shrinking from
+that awful and ancestral responsibility to which our fathers
+committed us when they took the wild step of becoming men.
+I mean the responsibility of affirming the truth of our human
+tradition and handing it on with a voice of authority,
+an unshaken voice. That is the one eternal education;
+to be sure enough that something is true that you dare to tell
+it to a child. From this high audacious duty the moderns
+are fleeing on every side; and the only excuse for them is,
+(of course,) that their modern philosophies are so half-baked
+and hypothetical that they cannot convince themselves
+enough to convince even a newborn babe. This, of course,
+is connected with the decay of democracy; and is somewhat
+of a separate subject. Suffice it to say here that when I say
+that we should instruct our children, I mean that we should do it,
+not that Mr. Sully or Professor Earl Barnes should do it.
+The trouble in too many of our modern schools is that the State,
+being controlled so specially by the few, allows cranks and
+experiments to go straight to the schoolroom when they have never
+passed through the Parliament, the public house, the private house,
+the church, or the marketplace. Obviously, it ought to be
+the oldest things that are taught to the youngest people;
+the assured and experienced truths that are put first to the baby.
+But in a school to-day the baby has to submit to a system
+that is younger than himself. The flopping infant of four
+actually has more experience, and has weathered the world longer,
+than the dogma to which he is made to submit. Many a school
+boasts of having the last ideas in education, when it has not
+even the first idea; for the first idea is that even innocence,
+divine as it is, may learn something from experience.
+But this, as I say, is all due to the mere fact that we are
+managed by a little oligarchy; my system presupposes that men
+who govern themselves will govern their children. To-day we
+all use Popular Education as meaning education of the people.
+I wish I could use it as meaning education by the people.
+
+The urgent point at present is that these expansive educators
+do not avoid the violence of authority an inch more than the old
+school masters. Nay, it might be maintained that they avoid it less.
+The old village schoolmaster beat a boy for not learning grammar
+and sent him out into the playground to play anything he liked;
+or at nothing, if he liked that better. The modern scientific
+schoolmaster pursues him into the playground and makes him play
+at cricket, because exercise is so good for the health. The modern
+Dr. Busby is a doctor of medicine as well as a doctor of divinity.
+He may say that the good of exercise is self-evident; but he must
+say it, and say it with authority. It cannot really be self-evident
+or it never could have been compulsory. But this is in modern
+practice a very mild case. In modern practice the free educationists
+forbid far more things than the old-fashioned educationists.
+A person with a taste for paradox (if any such shameless creature
+could exist) might with some plausibility maintain concerning
+all our expansion since the failure of Luther's frank paganism
+and its replacement by Calvin's Puritanism, that all this expansion
+has not been an expansion, but the closing in of a prison, so that
+less and less beautiful and humane things have been permitted.
+The Puritans destroyed images; the Rationalists forbade fairy tales.
+Count Tostoi practically issued one of his papal encyclicals
+against music; and I have heard of modern educationists who forbid
+children to play with tin soldiers. I remember a meek little madman
+who came up to me at some Socialist soiree or other, and asked me to use
+my influence (have I any influence?) against adventure stories for boys.
+It seems they breed an appetite for blood. But never mind that;
+one must keep one's temper in this madhouse. I need only insist here
+that these things, even if a just deprivation, are a deprivation.
+I do not deny that the old vetoes and punishments were often idiotic
+and cruel; though they are much more so in a country like England
+(where in practice only a rich man decrees the punishment and only a poor
+man receives it) than in countries with a clearer popular tradition--
+such as Russia. In Russia flogging is often inflicted by peasants
+on a peasant. In modern England flogging can only in practice
+be inflicted by a gentleman on a very poor man. Thus only a few
+days ago as I write a small boy (a son of the poor, of course)
+was sentenced to flogging and imprisonment for five years for having
+picked up a small piece of coal which the experts value at 5d.
+I am entirely on the side of such liberals and humanitarians as
+have protested against this almost bestial ignorance about boys.
+But I do think it a little unfair that these humanitarians, who excuse
+boys for being robbers, should denounce them for playing at robbers.
+I do think that those who understand a guttersnipe playing with a piece
+of coal might, by a sudden spurt of imagination, understand him
+playing with a tin soldier. To sum it up in one sentence:
+I think my meek little madman might have understood that there
+is many a boy who would rather be flogged, and unjustly flogged,
+than have his adventure story taken away.
+
+* * *
+
+VII
+
+THE HUMILITY OF MRS. GRUNDY
+
+In short, the new education is as harsh as the old, whether or no
+it is as high. The freest fad, as much as the strictest formula,
+is stiff with authority. It is because the humane father thinks
+soldiers wrong that they are forbidden; there is no pretense,
+there can be no pretense, that the boy would think so.
+The average boy's impression certainly would be simply this:
+"If your father is a Methodist you must not play with soldiers
+on Sunday. If your father is a Socialist you must not play
+with them even on week days." All educationists are utterly
+dogmatic and authoritarian. You cannot have free education;
+for if you left a child free you would not educate him at all.
+Is there, then, no distinction or difference between the most hide-bound
+conventionalists and the most brilliant and bizarre innovators?
+Is there no difference between the heaviest heavy father and the most
+reckless and speculative maiden aunt? Yes; there is. The difference
+is that the heavy father, in his heavy way, is a democrat.
+He does not urge a thing merely because to his fancy it should
+be done; but, because (in his own admirable republican formula)
+"Everybody does it." The conventional authority does claim
+some popular mandate; the unconventional authority does not.
+The Puritan who forbids soldiers on Sunday is at least
+expressing Puritan opinion; not merely his own opinion.
+He is not a despot; he is a democracy, a tyrannical democracy,
+a dingy and local democracy perhaps; but one that could do
+and has done the two ultimate virile things--fight and appeal
+to God. But the veto of the new educationist is like the veto
+of the House of Lords; it does not pretend to be representative.
+These innovators are always talking about the blushing modesty
+of Mrs. Grundy. I do not know whether Mrs. Grundy is more modest
+than they are; but I am sure she is more humble.
+
+But there is a further complication. The more anarchic modern
+may again attempt to escape the dilemma by saying that education
+should only be an enlargement of the mind, an opening of all
+the organs of receptivity. Light (he says) should be brought
+into darkness; blinded and thwarted existences in all our ugly
+corners should merely be permitted to perceive and expand; in short,
+enlightenment should be shed over darkest London. Now here is
+just the trouble; that, in so far as this is involved, there is no
+darkest London. London is not dark at all; not even at night.
+We have said that if education is a solid substance, then there
+is none of it. We may now say that if education is an abstract
+expansion there is no lack of it. There is far too much of it.
+In fact, there is nothing else.
+
+There are no uneducated people. Everybody in England is educated;
+only most people are educated wrong. The state schools were not
+the first schools, but among the last schools to be established;
+and London had been educating Londoners long before the
+London School Board. The error is a highly practical one.
+It is persistently assumed that unless a child is civilized by
+the established schools, he must remain a barbarian. I wish he did.
+Every child in London becomes a highly civilized person.
+But here are so many different civilizations, most of them born tired.
+Anyone will tell you that the trouble with the poor is not so much that
+the old are still foolish, but rather that the young are already wise.
+Without going to school at all, the gutter-boy would be educated.
+Without going to school at all, he would be over-educated. The
+real object of our schools should be not so much to suggest
+complexity as solely to restore simplicity. You will hear venerable
+idealists declare we must make war on the ignorance of the poor;
+but, indeed, we have rather to make war on their knowledge.
+Real educationists have to resist a kind of roaring cataract
+of culture. The truant is being taught all day. If the children
+do not look at the large letters in the spelling-book, they need
+only walk outside and look at the large letters on the poster.
+If they do not care for the colored maps provided by the school,
+they can gape at the colored maps provided by the Daily Mail. If they
+tire of electricity, they can take to electric trams.
+If they are unmoved by music, they can take to drink.
+If they will not work so as to get a prize from their school,
+they may work to get a prize from Prizy Bits. If they cannot
+learn enough about law and citizenship to please the teacher,
+they learn enough about them to avoid the policeman. If they will
+not learn history forwards from the right end in the history books,
+they will learn it backwards from the wrong end in the party newspapers.
+And this is the tragedy of the whole affair: that the London poor,
+a particularly quick-witted and civilized class, learn everything
+tail foremost, learn even what is right in the way of what is wrong.
+They do not see the first principles of law in a law book;
+they only see its last results in the police news.
+They do not see the truths of politics in a general survey.
+They only see the lies of politics, at a General Election.
+
+But whatever be the pathos of the London poor, it has nothing
+to do with being uneducated. So far from being without guidance,
+they are guided constantly, earnestly, excitedly; only guided wrong.
+The poor are not at all neglected, they are merely oppressed;
+nay, rather they are persecuted. There are no people in London
+who are not appealed to by the rich; the appeals of the rich
+shriek from every hoarding and shout from every hustings.
+For it should always be remembered that the queer, abrupt ugliness
+of our streets and costumes are not the creation of democracy,
+but of aristocracy. The House of Lords objected to the Embankment
+being disfigured by trams. But most of the rich men who disfigure
+the street-walls with their wares are actually in the House
+of Lords. The peers make the country seats beautiful by making
+the town streets hideous. This, however, is parenthetical.
+The point is, that the poor in London are not left alone,
+but rather deafened and bewildered with raucous and despotic advice.
+They are not like sheep without a shepherd. They are more like one
+sheep whom twenty-seven shepherds are shouting at. All the newspapers,
+all the new advertisements, all the new medicines and new theologies,
+all the glare and blare of the gas and brass of modern times--
+it is against these that the national school must bear up if it can.
+I will not question that our elementary education is better
+than barbaric ignorance. But there is no barbaric ignorance.
+I do not doubt that our schools would be good for uninstructed boys.
+But there are no uninstructed boys. A modern London school
+ought not merely to be clearer, kindlier, more clever and more
+rapid than ignorance and darkness. It must also be clearer
+than a picture postcard, cleverer than a Limerick competition,
+quicker than the tram, and kindlier than the tavern. The school,
+in fact, has the responsibility of universal rivalry. We need not
+deny that everywhere there is a light that must conquer darkness.
+But here we demand a light that can conquer light.
+
+* * *
+
+VIII
+
+THE BROKEN RAINBOW
+
+I will take one case that will serve both as symbol and example:
+the case of color. We hear the realists (those sentimental fellows)
+talking about the gray streets and the gray lives of the poor.
+But whatever the poor streets are they are not gray;
+but motley, striped, spotted, piebald and patched like a quilt.
+Hoxton is not aesthetic enough to be monochrome; and there is
+nothing of the Celtic twilight about it. As a matter of fact,
+a London gutter-boy walks unscathed among furnaces of color.
+Watch him walk along a line of hoardings, and you will see him
+now against glowing green, like a traveler in a tropic forest;
+now black like a bird against the burning blue of the Midi;
+now passant across a field gules, like the golden leopards
+of England. He ought to understand the irrational rapture of that cry
+of Mr. Stephen Phillips about "that bluer blue, that greener green."
+There is no blue much bluer than Reckitt's Blue and no blacking
+blacker than Day and Martin's; no more emphatic yellow than
+that of Colman's Mustard. If, despite this chaos of color,
+like a shattered rainbow, the spirit of the small boy is not exactly
+intoxicated with art and culture, the cause certainly does not lie
+in universal grayness or the mere starving of his senses. It lies
+in the fact that the colors are presented in the wrong connection,
+on the wrong scale, and, above all, from the wrong motive.
+It is not colors he lacks, but a philosophy of colors.
+In short, there is nothing wrong with Reckitt's Blue except that it
+is not Reckitt's. Blue does not belong to Reckitt, but to the sky;
+black does not belong to Day and Martin, but to the abyss.
+Even the finest posters are only very little things on a very
+large scale. There is something specially irritant in this way
+about the iteration of advertisements of mustard: a condiment,
+a small luxury; a thing in its nature not to be taken in quantity.
+There is a special irony in these starving streets to see
+such a great deal of mustard to such very little meat.
+Yellow is a bright pigment; mustard is a pungent pleasure.
+But to look at these seas of yellow is to be like a man
+who should swallow gallons of mustard. He would either die,
+or lose the taste of mustard altogether.
+
+Now suppose we compare these gigantic trivialities on
+the hoardings with those tiny and tremendous pictures in
+which the mediaevals recorded their dreams; little pictures
+where the blue sky is hardly longer than a single sapphire,
+and the fires of judgment only a pigmy patch of gold.
+The difference here is not merely that poster art is in its
+nature more hasty than illumination art; it is not even merely
+that the ancient artist was serving the Lord while the modern
+artist is serving the lords. It is that the old artist contrived
+to convey an impression that colors really were significant
+and precious things, like jewels and talismanic stones.
+The color was often arbitrary; but it was always authoritative.
+If a bird was blue, if a tree was golden, if a fish was silver,
+if a cloud was scarlet, the artist managed to convey that
+these colors were important and almost painfully intense;
+all the red red-hot and all the gold tried in the fire.
+Now that is the spirit touching color which the schools must
+recover and protect if they are really to give the children
+any imaginative appetite or pleasure in the thing.
+It is not so much an indulgence in color; it is rather, if anything,
+a sort of fiery thrift. It fenced in a green field in heraldry
+as straitly as a green field in peasant proprietorship.
+It would not fling away gold leaf any more than gold coin;
+it would not heedlessly pour out purple or crimson, any more
+than it would spill good wine or shed blameless blood.
+That is the hard task before educationists in this special matter;
+they have to teach people to relish colors like liquors.
+They have the heavy business of turning drunkards into wine tasters.
+If even the twentieth century succeeds in doing these things,
+it will almost catch up with the twelfth.
+
+The principle covers, however, the whole of modern life.
+Morris and the merely aesthetic mediaevalists always indicated
+that a crowd in the time of Chaucer would have been brightly
+clad and glittering, compared with a crowd in the time of
+Queen Victoria. I am not so sure that the real distinction
+is here. There would be brown frocks of friars in the first
+scene as well as brown bowlers of clerks in the second.
+There would be purple plumes of factory girls in the second
+scene as well as purple lenten vestments in the first.
+There would be white waistcoats against white ermine; gold watch
+chains against gold lions. The real difference is this:
+that the brown earth-color of the monk's coat was instinctively
+chosen to express labor and humility, whereas the brown color
+of the clerk's hat was not chosen to express anything.
+The monk did mean to say that he robed himself in dust.
+I am sure the clerk does not mean to say that he crowns
+himself with clay. He is not putting dust on his head,
+as the only diadem of man. Purple, at once rich and somber,
+does suggest a triumph temporarily eclipsed by a tragedy.
+But the factory girl does not intend her hat to express a triumph
+temporarily eclipsed by a tragedy; far from it. White ermine
+was meant to express moral purity; white waistcoats were not.
+Gold lions do suggest a flaming magnanimity; gold watch chains do not.
+The point is not that we have lost the material hues, but that we
+have lost the trick of turning them to the best advantage.
+We are not like children who have lost their paint box and
+are left alone with a gray lead-pencil. We are like children
+who have mixed all the colors in the paint-box together
+and lost the paper of instructions. Even then (I do not deny)
+one has some fun.
+
+Now this abundance of colors and loss of a color scheme is a pretty
+perfect parable of all that is wrong with our modern ideals
+and especially with our modern education. It is the same with
+ethical education, economic education, every sort of education.
+The growing London child will find no lack of highly controversial
+teachers who will teach him that geography means painting the map red;
+that economics means taxing the foreigner, that patriotism
+means the peculiarly un-English habit of flying a flag on
+Empire Day. In mentioning these examples specially I do not mean
+to imply that there are no similar crudities and popular fallacies
+upon the other political side. I mention them because they
+constitute a very special and arresting feature of the situation.
+I mean this, that there were always Radical revolutionists;
+but now there are Tory revolutionists also. The modern
+Conservative no longer conserves. He is avowedly an innovator.
+Thus all the current defenses of the House of Lords which describe
+it as a bulwark against the mob, are intellectually done for;
+the bottom has fallen out of them; because on five or six of the most
+turbulent topics of the day, the House of Lords is a mob itself;
+and exceedingly likely to behave like one.
+
+* * *
+
+IX
+
+THE NEED FOR NARROWNESS
+
+Through all this chaos, then we come back once more to our
+main conclusion. The true task of culture to-day is not a task
+of expansion, but very decidedly of selection--and rejection.
+The educationist must find a creed and teach it. Even if it be not
+a theological creed, it must still be as fastidious and as firm
+as theology. In short, it must be orthodox. The teacher may
+think it antiquated to have to decide precisely between the faith
+of Calvin and of Laud, the faith of Aquinas and of Swedenborg;
+but he still has to choose between the faith of Kipling and of Shaw,
+between the world of Blatchford and of General Booth. Call it,
+if you will, a narrow question whether your child shall be
+brought up by the vicar or the minister or the popish priest.
+You have still to face that larger, more liberal, more highly
+civilized question, of whether he shall be brought up by Harms
+worth or by Pearson, by Mr. Eustace Miles with his Simple Life
+or Mr. Peter Keary with his Strenuous Life; whether he shall most
+eagerly read Miss Annie S. Swan or Mr. Bart Kennedy; in short,
+whether he shall end up in the mere violence of the S. D. F. ,
+or in the mere vulgarity of the Primrose League. They say
+that nowadays the creeds are crumbling; I doubt it,
+but at least the sects are increasing; and education must
+now be sectarian education, merely for practical purposes.
+Out of all this throng of theories it must somehow select a theory;
+out of all these thundering voices it must manage to hear a voice;
+out of all this awful and aching battle of blinding lights,
+without one shadow to give shape to them, it must manage somehow
+to trace and to track a star.
+
+I have spoken so far of popular education, which began too
+vague and vast and which therefore has accomplished little.
+But as it happens there is in England something to compare it with.
+There is an institution, or class of institutions, which began
+with the same popular object, which has since followed a much
+narrower object, but which had the great advantage that it did
+follow some object, unlike our modern elementary schools.
+
+In all these problems I should urge the solution which is positive,
+or, as silly people say, "optimistic." I should set my face, that is,
+against most of the solutions that are solely negative and abolitionist.
+Most educators of the poor seem to think that they have to teach the poor
+man not to drink. I should be quite content if they teach him to drink;
+for it is mere ignorance about how to drink and when to drink that is
+accountable for most of his tragedies. I do not propose (like some
+of my revolutionary friends) that we should abolish the public schools.
+I propose the much more lurid and desperate experiment that we should make
+them public. I do not wish to make Parliament stop working, but rather
+to make it work; not to shut up churches, but rather to open them;
+not to put out the lamp of learning or destroy the hedge of property,
+but only to make some rude effort to make universities fairly universal
+and property decently proper.
+
+In many cases, let it be remembered, such action is not merely going
+back to the old ideal, but is even going back to the old reality.
+It would be a great step forward for the gin shop to go back
+to the inn. It is incontrovertibly true that to mediaevalize
+the public schools would be to democratize the public schools.
+Parliament did once really mean (as its name seems to imply)
+a place where people were allowed to talk. It is only lately
+that the general increase of efficiency, that is, of the Speaker,
+has made it mostly a place where people are prevented from talking.
+The poor do not go to the modern church, but they went to the ancient
+church all right; and if the common man in the past had a grave respect
+for property, it may conceivably have been because he sometimes had
+some of his own. I therefore can claim that I have no vulgar itch
+of innovation in anything I say about any of these institutions.
+Certainly I have none in that particular one which I am now obliged
+to pick out of the list; a type of institution to which I have
+genuine and personal reasons for being friendly and grateful:
+I mean the great Tudor foundations, the public schools
+of England. They have been praised for a great many things, mostly,
+I am sorry to say, praised by themselves and their children.
+And yet for some reason no one has ever praised them the one
+really convincing reason.
+
+* * *
+
+X
+
+THE CASE FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
+
+The word success can of course be used in two senses.
+It may be used with reference to a thing serving its immediate
+and peculiar purpose, as of a wheel going around; or it can
+be used with reference to a thing adding to the general welfare,
+as of a wheel being a useful discovery. It is one thing
+to say that Smith's flying machine is a failure, and quite
+another to say that Smith has failed to make a flying machine.
+Now this is very broadly the difference between the old
+English public schools and the new democratic schools.
+Perhaps the old public schools are (as I personally think they are)
+ultimately weakening the country rather than strengthening it,
+and are therefore, in that ultimate sense, inefficient.
+But there is such a thing as being efficiently inefficient.
+You can make your flying ship so that it flies, even if you
+also make it so that it kills you. Now the public school system
+may not work satisfactorily, but it works; the public schools
+may not achieve what we want, but they achieve what they want.
+The popular elementary schools do not in that sense achieve
+anything at all. It is very difficult to point to any guttersnipe
+in the street and say that he embodies the ideal for which popular
+education has been working, in the sense that the fresh-faced,
+foolish boy in "Etons" does embody the ideal for which
+the headmasters of Harrow and Winchester have been working.
+The aristocratic educationists have the positive purpose
+of turning out gentlemen, and they do turn out gentlemen,
+even when they expel them. The popular educationists would say
+that they had the far nobler idea of turning out citizens.
+I concede that it is a much nobler idea, but where are the citizens?
+I know that the boy in "Etons" is stiff with a rather silly
+and sentimental stoicism, called being a man of the world.
+I do not fancy that the errand-boy is rigid with that republican
+stoicism that is called being a citizen. The schoolboy will really
+say with fresh and innocent hauteur, "I am an English gentleman."
+I cannot so easily picture the errand-boy drawing up his
+head to the stars and answering, "Romanus civis sum."
+Let it be granted that our elementary teachers are teaching
+the very broadest code of morals, while our great headmasters
+are teaching only the narrowest code of manners.
+Let it be granted that both these things are being taught.
+But only one of them is being learned.
+
+It is always said that great reformers or masters of events
+can manage to bring about some specific and practical reforms,
+but that they never fulfill their visions or satisfy their souls.
+I believe there is a real sense in which this apparent platitude
+is quite untrue. By a strange inversion the political idealist
+often does not get what he asks for, but does get what he wants.
+The silent pressure of his ideal lasts much longer and reshapes the world
+much more than the actualities by which he attempted to suggest it.
+What perishes is the letter, which he thought so practical.
+What endures is the spirit, which he felt to be unattainable
+and even unutterable. It is exactly his schemes that are
+not fulfilled; it is exactly his vision that is fulfilled.
+Thus the ten or twelve paper constitutions of the French Revolution,
+which seemed so business-like to the framers of them, seem to
+us to have flown away on the wind as the wildest fancies.
+What has not flown away, what is a fixed fact in Europe,
+is the ideal and vision. The Republic, the idea of a land
+full of mere citizens all with some minimum of manners
+and minimum of wealth, the vision of the eighteenth century,
+the reality of the twentieth. So I think it will generally
+be with the creator of social things, desirable or undesirable.
+All his schemes will fail, all his tools break in his hands.
+His compromises will collapse, his concessions will be useless.
+He must brace himself to bear his fate; he shall have nothing
+but his heart's desire.
+
+Now if one may compare very small things with very great,
+one may say that the English aristocratic schools can claim
+something of the same sort of success and solid splendor
+as the French democratic politics. At least they can claim
+the same sort of superiority over the distracted and fumbling
+attempts of modern England to establish democratic education.
+Such success as has attended the public schoolboy throughout
+the Empire, a success exaggerated indeed by himself, but still
+positive and a fact of a certain indisputable shape and size,
+has been due to the central and supreme circumstance that the managers
+of our public schools did know what sort of boy they liked.
+They wanted something and they got something; instead of going
+to work in the broad-minded manner and wanting everything
+and getting nothing.
+
+The only thing in question is the quality of the thing they got.
+There is something highly maddening in the circumstance
+that when modern people attack an institution that really does
+demand reform, they always attack it for the wrong reasons.
+Thus many opponents of our public schools, imagining themselves
+to be very democratic, have exhausted themselves in an unmeaning
+attack upon the study of Greek. I can understand how Greek may be
+regarded as useless, especially by those thirsting to throw themselves
+into the cut throat commerce which is the negation of citizenship;
+but I do not understand how it can be considered undemocratic.
+I quite understand why Mr. Carnegie has a hatred of Greek. It is
+obscurely founded on the firm and sound impression that in
+any self-governing Greek city he would have been killed.
+But I cannot comprehend why any chance democrat, say Mr. Quelch,
+or Mr. Will Crooks, I or Mr. John M. Robertson, should be opposed to
+people learning the Greek alphabet, which was the alphabet of liberty.
+Why should Radicals dislike Greek? In that language is written
+all the earliest and, Heaven knows, the most heroic history
+of the Radical party. Why should Greek disgust a democrat,
+when the very word democrat is Greek?
+
+A similar mistake, though a less serious one, is merely
+attacking the athletics of public schools as something
+promoting animalism and brutality. Now brutality, in the only
+immoral sense, is not a vice of the English public schools.
+There is much moral bullying, owing to the general lack
+of moral courage in the public-school atmosphere.
+These schools do, upon the whole, encourage physical courage;
+but they do not merely discourage moral courage, they forbid it.
+The ultimate result of the thing is seen in the egregious
+English officer who cannot even endure to wear a bright uniform
+except when it is blurred and hidden in the smoke of battle.
+This, like all the affectations of our present plutocracy,
+is an entirely modern thing. It was unknown to the old aristocrats.
+The Black Prince would certainly have asked that any knight
+who had the courage to lift his crest among his enemies,
+should also have the courage to lift it among his friends.
+As regards moral courage, then it is not so much that the public
+schools support it feebly, as that they suppress it firmly.
+But physical courage they do, on the whole, support; and physical
+courage is a magnificent fundamental. The one great,
+wise Englishman of the eighteenth century said truly that if a man
+lost that virtue he could never be sure of keeping any other.
+Now it is one of the mean and morbid modern lies that physical
+courage is connected with cruelty. The Tolstoian and Kiplingite
+are nowhere more at one than in maintaining this. They have,
+I believe, some small sectarian quarrel with each other, the one
+saying that courage must be abandoned because it is connected
+with cruelty, and the other maintaining that cruelty is charming
+because it is a part of courage. But it is all, thank God, a lie.
+An energy and boldness of body may make a man stupid or reckless
+or dull or drunk or hungry, but it does not make him spiteful.
+And we may admit heartily (without joining in that perpetual
+praise which public-school men are always pouring upon themselves)
+that this does operate to the removal of mere evil cruelty
+in the public schools. English public school life is extremely
+like English public life, for which it is the preparatory school.
+It is like it specially in this, that things are either very open,
+common and conventional, or else are very secret indeed.
+Now there is cruelty in public schools, just as there is
+kleptomania and secret drinking and vices without a name.
+But these things do not flourish in the full daylight and common
+consciousness of the school, and no more does cruelty.
+A tiny trio of sullen-looking boys gather in corners and seem
+to have some ugly business always; it may be indecent literature,
+it may be the beginning of drink, it may occasionally be cruelty
+to little boys. But on this stage the bully is not a braggart.
+The proverb says that bullies are always cowardly, but these
+bullies are more than cowardly; they are shy.
+
+As a third instance of the wrong form of revolt against
+the public schools, I may mention the habit of using the word
+aristocracy with a double implication. To put the plain truth
+as briefly as possible, if aristocracy means rule by a rich ring,
+England has aristocracy and the English public schools support it.
+If it means rule by ancient families or flawless blood,
+England has not got aristocracy, and the public schools
+systematically destroy it. In these circles real aristocracy,
+like real democracy, has become bad form. A modern fashionable
+host dare not praise his ancestry; it would so often be an insult
+to half the other oligarchs at table, who have no ancestry.
+We have said he has not the moral Courage to wear his uniform;
+still less has he the moral courage to wear his coat-of-arms.
+The whole thing now is only a vague hotch-potch of nice and
+nasty gentlemen. The nice gentleman never refers to anyone
+else's father, the nasty gentleman never refers to his own.
+That is the only difference, the rest is the public-school manner.
+But Eton and Harrow have to be aristocratic because they consist
+so largely of parvenues. The public school is not a sort
+of refuge for aristocrats, like an asylum, a place where they
+go in and never come out. It is a factory for aristocrats;
+they come out without ever having perceptibly gone in.
+The poor little private schools, in their old-world, sentimental,
+feudal style, used to stick up a notice, "For the Sons of
+Gentlemen only." If the public schools stuck up a notice it
+ought to be inscribed, "For the Fathers of Gentlemen only."
+In two generations they can do the trick.
+
+* * *
+
+XI
+
+THE SCHOOL FOR HYPOCRITES
+
+These are the false accusations; the accusation of classicism,
+the accusation of cruelty, and the accusation of an exclusiveness based
+on perfection of pedigree. English public-school boys are not pedants,
+they are not torturers; and they are not, in the vast majority of cases,
+people fiercely proud of their ancestry, or even people with any ancestry
+to be proud of. They are taught to be courteous, to be good tempered,
+to be brave in a bodily sense, to be clean in a bodily sense;
+they are generally kind to animals, generally civil to servants,
+and to anyone in any sense their equal, the jolliest companions on earth.
+Is there then anything wrong in the public-school ideal?
+I think we all feel there is something very wrong in it, but a blinding
+network of newspaper phraseology obscures and entangles us; so that it
+is hard to trace to its beginning, beyond all words and phrases.
+the faults in this great English achievement.
+
+Surely, when all is said, the ultimate objection to the English
+public school is its utterly blatant and indecent disregard
+of the duty of telling the truth. I know there does still
+linger among maiden ladies in remote country houses a notion
+that English schoolboys are taught to tell the truth, but it
+cannot be maintained seriously for a moment. Very occasionally,
+very vaguely, English schoolboys are told not to tell lies,
+which is a totally different thing. I may silently support
+all the obscene fictions and forgeries in the universe,
+without once telling a lie. I may wear another man's coat,
+steal another man's wit, apostatize to another man's creed,
+or poison another man's coffee, all without ever telling a lie.
+But no English school-boy is ever taught to tell the truth, for the
+very simple reason that he is never taught to desire the truth.
+From the very first he is taught to be totally careless about whether
+a fact is a fact; he is taught to care only whether the fact can
+be used on his "side" when he is engaged in "playing the game."
+He takes sides in his Union debating society to settle whether
+Charles I ought to have been killed, with the same solemn
+and pompous frivolity with which he takes sides in the cricket
+field to decide whether Rugby or Westminster shall win.
+He is never allowed to admit the abstract notion of the truth,
+that the match is a matter of what may happen, but that Charles I
+is a matter of what did happen--or did not. He is Liberal or Tory
+at the general election exactly as he is Oxford or Cambridge
+at the boat race. He knows that sport deals with the unknown;
+he has not even a notion that politics should deal with the known.
+If anyone really doubts this self-evident proposition,
+that the public schools definitely discourage the love of truth,
+there is one fact which I should think would settle him.
+England is the country of the Party System, and it has always
+been chiefly run by public-school men. Is there anyone
+out of Hanwell who will maintain that the Party System,
+whatever its conveniences or inconveniences, could have been
+created by people particularly fond of truth?
+
+The very English happiness on this point is itself a hypocrisy.
+When a man really tells the truth, the first truth he tells is that
+he himself is a liar. David said in his haste, that is, in his honesty,
+that all men are liars. It was afterwards, in some leisurely official
+explanation, that he said the Kings of Israel at least told the truth.
+When Lord Curzon was Viceroy he delivered a moral lecture to
+the Indians on their reputed indifference to veracity, to actuality
+and intellectual honor. A great many people indignantly discussed
+whether orientals deserved to receive this rebuke; whether Indians
+were indeed in a position to receive such severe admonition.
+No one seemed to ask, as I should venture to ask, whether Lord Curzon
+was in a position to give it. He is an ordinary party politician; a party
+politician means a politician who might have belonged to either party.
+Being such a person, he must again and again, at every twist and turn of
+party strategy, either have deceived others or grossly deceived himself.
+I do not know the East; nor do I like what I know. I am quite ready to
+believe that when Lord Curzon went out he found a very false atmosphere.
+I only say it must have been something startlingly and chokingly false
+if it was falser than that English atmosphere from which he came.
+The English Parliament actually cares for everything except veracity.
+The public-school man is kind, courageous, polite, clean, companionable;
+but, in the most awful sense of the words, the truth is not in him.
+
+This weakness of untruthfulness in the English public schools,
+in the English political system, and to some extent in the English
+character, is a weakness which necessarily produces a curious
+crop of superstitions, of lying legends, of evident delusions
+clung to through low spiritual self-indulgence. There are so many
+of these public-school superstitions that I have here only space
+for one of them, which may be called the superstition of soap.
+It appears to have been shared by the ablutionary Pharisees,
+who resembled the English public-school aristocrats in so
+many respects: in their care about club rules and traditions,
+in their offensive optimism at the expense of other people,
+and above all in their unimaginative plodding patriotism
+in the worst interests of their country. Now the old human
+common sense about washing is that it is a great pleasure.
+Water (applied externally) is a splendid thing, like wine.
+Sybarites bathe in wine, and Nonconformists drink water;
+but we are not concerned with these frantic exceptions.
+Washing being a pleasure, it stands to reason that rich people can
+afford it more than poor people, and as long as this was recognized
+all was well; and it was very right that rich people should offer
+baths to poor people, as they might offer any other agreeable thing--
+a drink or a donkey ride. But one dreadful day, somewhere about
+the middle of the nineteenth century, somebody discovered
+(somebody pretty well off) the two great modern truths,
+that washing is a virtue in the rich and therefore a duty
+in the poor. For a duty is a virtue that one can't do.
+And a virtue is generally a duty that one can do quite easily;
+like the bodily cleanliness of the upper classes.
+But in the public-school tradition of public life, soap has become
+creditable simply because it is pleasant. Baths are represented
+as a part of the decay of the Roman Empire; but the same baths
+are represented as part of the energy and rejuvenation of
+the British Empire. There are distinguished public school men,
+bishops, dons, headmasters, and high politicians, who, in the course
+of the eulogies which from time to time they pass upon themselves,
+have actually identified physical cleanliness with moral purity.
+They say (if I remember rightly) that a public-school man is
+clean inside and out. As if everyone did not know that while
+saints can afford to be dirty, seducers have to be clean.
+As if everyone did not know that the harlot must be clean,
+because it is her business to captivate, while the good
+wife may be dirty, because it is her business to clean.
+As if we did not all know that whenever God's thunder cracks
+above us, it is very likely indeed to find the simplest man
+in a muck cart and the most complex blackguard in a bath.
+
+There are other instances, of course, of this oily trick
+of turning the pleasures of a gentleman into the virtues of
+an Anglo-Saxon. Sport, like soap, is an admirable thing, but,
+like soap, it is an agreeable thing. And it does not sum up
+all mortal merits to be a sportsman playing the game in a world
+where it is so often necessary to be a workman doing the work.
+By all means let a gentleman congratulate himself that he has
+not lost his natural love of pleasure, as against the blase,
+and unchildlike. But when one has the childlike joy it
+is best to have also the childlike unconsciousness; and I do
+not think we should have special affection for the little boy
+who ever lastingly explained that it was his duty to play Hide
+and Seek and one of his family virtues to be prominent in Puss
+in the Corner.
+
+Another such irritating hypocrisy is the oligarchic attitude towards
+mendicity as against organized charity. Here again, as in the case
+of cleanliness and of athletics, the attitude would be perfectly
+human and intelligible if it were not maintained as a merit.
+Just as the obvious thing about soap is that it is a convenience,
+so the obvious thing about beggars is that they are an inconvenience.
+The rich would deserve very little blame if they simply said
+that they never dealt directly with beggars, because in modern
+urban civilization it is impossible to deal directly with beggars;
+or if not impossible, at least very difficult. But these people do not
+refuse money to beggars on the ground that such charity is difficult.
+They refuse it on the grossly hypocritical ground that such
+charity is easy. They say, with the most grotesque gravity,
+"Anyone can put his hand in his pocket and give a poor man a penny;
+but we, philanthropists, go home and brood and travail over
+the poor man's troubles until we have discovered exactly
+what jail, reformatory, workhouse, or lunatic asylum it will
+really be best for him to go to." This is all sheer lying.
+They do not brood about the man when they get home, and if they
+did it would not alter the original fact that their motive for
+discouraging beggars is the perfectly rational one that beggars
+are a bother. A man may easily be forgiven for not doing this
+or that incidental act of charity, especially when the question
+is as genuinely difficult as is the case of mendicity.
+But there is something quite pestilently Pecksniffian about
+shrinking from a hard task on the plea that it is not hard enough.
+If any man will really try talking to the ten beggars who come
+to his door he will soon find out whether it is really so much
+easier than the labor of writing a check for a hospital.
+
+* * *
+
+XII
+
+THE STALENESS OF THE NEW SCHOOLS
+
+For this deep and disabling reason therefore, its cynical
+and abandoned indifference to the truth, the English public
+school does not provide us with the ideal that we require.
+We can only ask its modern critics to remember that right
+or wrong the thing can be done; the factory is working,
+the wheels are going around, the gentlemen are being produced,
+with their soap, cricket and organized charity all complete.
+And in this, as we have said before, the public school really has
+an advantage over all the other educational schemes of our time.
+You can pick out a public-school man in any of the many
+companies into which they stray, from a Chinese opium
+den to a German Jewish dinner-party. But I doubt if you
+could tell which little match girl had been brought up
+by undenominational religion and which by secular education.
+The great English aristocracy which has ruled us since the
+Reformation is really, in this sense, a model to the moderns.
+It did have an ideal, and therefore it has produced a reality.
+
+We may repeat here that these pages propose mainly to show one thing:
+that progress ought to be based on principle, while our modern progress
+is mostly based on precedent. We go, not by what may be affirmed
+in theory, but by what has been already admitted in practice.
+That is why the Jacobites are the last Tories in history
+with whom a high-spirited person can have much sympathy.
+They wanted a specific thing; they were ready to go forward
+for it, and so they were also ready to go back for it.
+But modern Tories have only the dullness of defending
+situations that they had not the excitement of creating.
+Revolutionists make a reform, Conservatives only conserve the reform.
+They never reform the reform, which is often very much wanted.
+Just as the rivalry of armaments is only a sort of sulky plagiarism,
+so the rivalry of parties is only a sort of sulky inheritance.
+Men have votes, so women must soon have votes; poor children
+are taught by force, so they must soon be fed by force;
+the police shut public houses by twelve o'clock, so soon they
+must shut them by eleven o'clock; children stop at school till
+they are fourteen, so soon they will stop till they are forty.
+No gleam of reason, no momentary return to first principles,
+no abstract asking of any obvious question, can interrupt this
+mad and monotonous gallop of mere progress by precedent.
+It is a good way to prevent real revolution.
+By this logic of events, the Radical gets as much into
+a rut as the Conservative. We meet one hoary old lunatic
+who says his grandfather told him to stand by one stile.
+We meet another hoary old lunatic who says his grandfather told
+him only to walk along one lane.
+
+I say we may repeat here this primary part of the argument,
+because we have just now come to the place where it is most
+startlingly and strongly shown. The final proof that our
+elementary schools have no definite ideal of their own is the fact
+that they so openly imitate the ideals of the public schools.
+In the elementary schools we have all the ethical prejudices
+and exaggerations of Eton and Harrow carefully copied
+for people to whom they do not even roughly apply.
+We have the same wildly disproportionate doctrine of
+the effect of physical cleanliness on moral character.
+Educators and educational politicians declare, amid warm cheers,
+that cleanliness is far more important than all the squabbles
+about moral and religious training. It would really seem
+that so long as a little boy washes his hands it does not matter
+whether he is washing off his mother's jam or his brother's gore.
+We have the same grossly insincere pretense that sport always
+encourages a sense of honor, when we know that it often ruins it.
+Above all, we have the same great upperclass assumption
+that things are done best by large institutions handling
+large sums of money and ordering everybody about; and that
+trivial and impulsive charity is in some way contemptible.
+As Mr. Blatchford says, "The world does not want piety, but soap--
+and Socialism." Piety is one of the popular virtues, whereas soap
+and Socialism are two hobbies of the upper middle class.
+
+These "healthy" ideals, as they are called, which our politicians
+and schoolmasters have borrowed from the aristocratic schools and
+applied to the democratic, are by no means particularly appropriate
+to an impoverished democracy. A vague admiration for organized
+government and a vague distrust of individual aid cannot be made
+to fit in at all into the lives of people among whom kindness means
+lending a saucepan and honor means keeping out of the workhouse.
+It resolves itself either into discouraging that system of prompt
+and patchwork generosity which is a daily glory of the poor,
+or else into hazy advice to people who have no money not to give
+it recklessly away. Nor is the exaggerated glory of athletics,
+defensible enough in dealing with the rich who, if they did not romp
+and race, would eat and drink unwholesomely, by any means so much
+to the point when applied to people, most of whom will take a great
+deal of exercise anyhow, with spade or hammer, pickax or saw.
+And for the third case, of washing, it is obvious that the same sort
+of rhetoric about corporeal daintiness which is proper to an ornamental
+class cannot, merely as it stands, be applicable to a dustman.
+A gentleman is expected to be substantially spotless all the time.
+But it is no more discreditable for a scavenger to be dirty than for
+a deep-sea diver to be wet. A sweep is no more disgraced when he is
+covered with soot than Michael Angelo when he is covered with clay,
+or Bayard when he is covered with blood. Nor have these extenders
+of the public-school tradition done or suggested anything by way
+of a substitute for the present snobbish system which makes cleanliness
+almost impossible to the poor; I mean the general ritual of linen
+and the wearing of the cast-off clothes of the rich. One man moves
+into another man's clothes as he moves into another man's house.
+No wonder that our educationists are not horrified at a man picking
+up the aristocrat's second-hand trousers, when they themselves
+have only taken up the aristocrat's second-hand ideas.
+
+* * *
+
+XIII
+
+THE OUTLAWED PARENT
+
+There is one thing at least of which there is never so much
+as a whisper inside the popular schools; and that is the opinion
+of the people The only persons who seem to have nothing
+to do with the education of the children are the parents.
+Yet the English poor have very definite traditions in many ways.
+They are hidden under embarrassment and irony; and those psychologists
+who have disentangled them talk of them as very strange,
+barbaric and secretive things But, as a matter of fact,
+the traditions of the poor are mostly simply the traditions
+of humanity, a thing which many of us have not seen for some time.
+For instance, workingmen have a tradition that if one is talking
+about a vile thing it is better to talk of it in coarse language;
+one is the less likely to be seduced into excusing it.
+But mankind had this tradition also, until the Puritans
+and their children, the Ibsenites, started the opposite idea,
+that it does not matter what you say so long as you say it
+with long words and a long face. Or again, the educated
+classes have tabooed most jesting about personal appearance;
+but in doing this they taboo not only the humor of the slums,
+but more than half the healthy literature of the world; they put
+polite nose-bags on the noses of Punch and Bardolph, Stiggins and
+Cyrano de Bergerac. Again, the educated classes have adopted
+a hideous and heathen custom of considering death as too dreadful
+to talk about, and letting it remain a secret for each person,
+like some private malformation. The poor, on the contrary,
+make a great gossip and display about bereavement; and they
+are right. They have hold of a truth of psychology which is at
+the back of all the funeral customs of the children of men.
+The way to lessen sorrow is to make a lot of it. The way to endure
+a painful crisis is to insist very much that it is a crisis;
+to permit people who must feel sad at least to feel important.
+In this the poor are simply the priests of the universal civilization;
+and in their stuffy feasts and solemn chattering there is
+the smell of the baked meats of Hamlet and the dust and echo
+of the funeral games of Patroclus.
+
+The things philanthropists barely excuse (or do not excuse)
+in the life of the laboring classes are simply the things we have
+to excuse in all the greatest monuments of man. It may be that
+the laborer is as gross as Shakespeare or as garrulous as Homer;
+that if he is religious he talks nearly as much about hell as Dante;
+that if he is worldly he talks nearly as much about drink
+as Dickens. Nor is the poor man without historic support if he thinks
+less of that ceremonial washing which Christ dismissed, and rather
+more of that ceremonial drinking which Christ specially sanctified.
+The only difference between the poor man of to-day and the saints
+and heroes of history is that which in all classes separates the common
+man who can feel things from the great man who can express them.
+What he feels is merely the heritage of man. Now nobody expects
+of course that the cabmen and coal-heavers can be complete
+instructors of their children any more than the squires and colonels
+and tea merchants are complete instructors of their children.
+There must be an educational specialist in loco parentis.
+But the master at Harrow is in loco parentis; the master in Hoxton
+is rather contra parentem. The vague politics of the squire,
+the vaguer virtues of the colonel, the soul and spiritual yearnings
+of a tea merchant, are, in veritable practice, conveyed to
+the children of these people at the English public schools.
+But I wish here to ask a very plain and emphatic question.
+Can anyone alive even pretend to point out any way in which these special
+virtues and traditions of the poor are reproduced in the education
+of the poor? I do not wish the coster's irony to appeal as coarsely
+in the school as it does in the tap room; but does it appear at all?
+Is the child taught to sympathize at all with his father's
+admirable cheerfulness and slang? I do not expect the pathetic,
+eager pietas of the mother, with her funeral clothes and funeral
+baked meats, to be exactly imitated in the educational system;
+but has it any influence at all on the educational system?
+Does any elementary schoolmaster accord it even an instant's
+consideration or respect? I do not expect the schoolmaster to hate
+hospitals and C.O.S. centers so much as the schoolboy's father;
+but does he hate them at all? Does he sympathize in the least
+with the poor man's point of honor against official institutions?
+Is it not quite certain that the ordinary elementary schoolmaster
+will think it not merely natural but simply conscientious to
+eradicate all these rugged legends of a laborious people, and on
+principle to preach soap and Socialism against beer and liberty?
+In the lower classes the school master does not work for the parent,
+but against the parent. Modern education means handing down the customs
+of the minority, and rooting out the customs of the majority.
+Instead of their Christlike charity, their Shakespearean laughter
+and their high Homeric reverence for the dead, the poor have imposed
+on them mere pedantic copies of the prejudices of the remote rich.
+They must think a bathroom a necessity because to the lucky it
+is a luxury; they must swing Swedish clubs because their masters
+are afraid of English cudgels; and they must get over their prejudice
+against being fed by the parish, because aristocrats feel no shame
+about being fed by the nation.
+
+* * *
+
+XIV
+
+FOLLY AND FEMALE EDUCATION
+
+It is the same in the case of girls. I am often solemnly
+asked what I think of the new ideas about female education.
+But there are no new ideas about female education.
+There is not, there never has been, even the vestige of a new idea.
+All the educational reformers did was to ask what was being done to
+boys and then go and do it to girls; just as they asked what was being
+taught to young squires and then taught it to young chimney sweeps.
+What they call new ideas are very old ideas in the wrong place.
+Boys play football, why shouldn't girls play football;
+boys have school colors, why shouldn't girls have school-colors;
+boys go in hundreds to day-schools, why shouldn't girls go
+in hundreds to day-schools; boys go to Oxford, why shouldn't
+girls go to Oxford--in short, boys grow mustaches, why shouldn't
+girls grow mustaches--that is about their notion of a new idea.
+There is no brain-work in the thing at all; no root query
+of what sex is, of whether it alters this or that, and why,
+anymore than there is any imaginative grip of the humor
+and heart of the populace in the popular education.
+There is nothing but plodding, elaborate, elephantine imitation.
+And just as in the case of elementary teaching, the cases are
+of a cold and reckless inappropriateness. Even a savage could see
+that bodily things, at least, which are good for a man are very likely
+to be bad for a woman. Yet there is no boy's game, however brutal,
+which these mild lunatics have not promoted among girls.
+To take a stronger case, they give girls very heavy home-work;
+never reflecting that all girls have home-work already in
+their homes. It is all a part of the same silly subjugation;
+there must be a hard stick-up collar round the neck of a woman,
+because it is already a nuisance round the neck of a man.
+Though a Saxon serf, if he wore that collar of cardboard,
+would ask for his collar of brass.
+
+It will then be answered, not without a sneer, "And what would
+you prefer? Would you go back to the elegant early Victorian female,
+with ringlets and smelling-bottle, doing a little in water colors,
+dabbling a little in Italian, playing a little on the harp,
+writing in vulgar albums and painting on senseless screens?
+Do you prefer that?" To which I answer, "Emphatically, yes."
+I solidly prefer it to the new female education, for this reason,
+that I can see in it an intellectual design, while there is
+none in the other. I am by no means sure that even in point
+of practical fact that elegant female would not have been
+more than a match for most of the inelegant females.
+I fancy Jane Austen was stronger, sharper and shrewder than
+Charlotte Bronte; I am quite certain she was stronger, sharper and
+shrewder than George Eliot. She could do one thing neither
+of them could do: she could coolly and sensibly describe a man.
+I am not sure that the old great lady who could only smatter
+Italian was not more vigorous than the new great lady who can
+only stammer American; nor am I certain that the bygone
+duchesses who were scarcely successful when they painted
+Melrose Abbey, were so much more weak-minded than the modern
+duchesses who paint only their own faces, and are bad at that.
+But that is not the point. What was the theory, what was the idea,
+in their old, weak water-colors and their shaky Italian? The idea
+was the same which in a ruder rank expressed itself in home-made
+wines and hereditary recipes; and which still, in a thousand
+unexpected ways, can be found clinging to the women of the poor.
+It was the idea I urged in the second part of this book:
+that the world must keep one great amateur, lest we all become
+artists and perish. Somebody must renounce all specialist conquests,
+that she may conquer all the conquerors. That she may be a queen
+of life, she must not be a private soldier in it. I do not think
+the elegant female with her bad Italian was a perfect product,
+any more than I think the slum woman talking gin and funerals
+is a perfect product; alas! there are few perfect products.
+But they come from a comprehensible idea; and the new woman comes
+from nothing and nowhere. It is right to have an ideal, it is
+right to have the right ideal, and these two have the right ideal.
+The slum mother with her funerals is the degenerate daughter
+of Antigone, the obstinate priestess of the household gods.
+The lady talking bad Italian was the decayed tenth cousin of Portia,
+the great and golden Italian lady, the Renascence amateur of life,
+who could be a barrister because she could be anything.
+Sunken and neglected in the sea of modern monotony and imitation,
+the types hold tightly to their original truths. Antigone, ugly,
+dirty and often drunken, will still bury her father.
+The elegant female, vapid and fading away to nothing, still feels
+faintly the fundamental difference between herself and her husband:
+that he must be Something in the City, that she may be everything
+in the country.
+
+There was a time when you and I and all of us were all very close to God;
+so that even now the color of a pebble (or a paint), the smell of a flower
+(or a firework), comes to our hearts with a kind of authority
+and certainty; as if they were fragments of a muddled message,
+or features of a forgotten face. To pour that fiery simplicity
+upon the whole of life is the only real aim of education;
+and closest to the child comes the woman--she understands.
+To say what she understands is beyond me; save only this, that it
+is not a solemnity. Rather it is a towering levity, an uproarious
+amateurishness of the universe, such as we felt when we were little,
+and would as soon sing as garden, as soon paint as run. To smatter
+the tongues of men and angels, to dabble in the dreadful sciences,
+to juggle with pillars and pyramids and toss up the planets like balls,
+this is that inner audacity and indifference which the human soul,
+like a conjurer catching oranges, must keep up forever.
+This is that insanely frivolous thing we call sanity.
+And the elegant female, drooping her ringlets over her water-colors, knew
+it and acted on it. She was juggling with frantic and flaming suns.
+She was maintaining the bold equilibrium of inferiorities which is
+the most mysterious of superiorities and perhaps the most unattainable.
+She was maintaining the prime truth of woman, the universal mother:
+that if a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
+
+* * *
+
+PART FIVE
+
+THE HOME OF MAN
+
+* * *
+
+I
+
+THE EMPIRE OF THE INSECT
+
+A cultivated Conservative friend of mine once exhibited great
+distress because in a gay moment I once called Edmund Burke
+an atheist. I need scarcely say that the remark lacked
+something of biographical precision; it was meant to.
+Burke was certainly not an atheist in his conscious cosmic theory,
+though he had not a special and flaming faith in God,
+like Robespierre. Nevertheless, the remark had reference to a truth
+which it is here relevant to repeat. I mean that in the quarrel
+over the French Revolution, Burke did stand for the atheistic attitude
+and mode of argument, as Robespierre stood for the theistic.
+The Revolution appealed to the idea of an abstract and
+eternal justice, beyond all local custom or convenience.
+If there are commands of God, then there must be rights of man.
+Here Burke made his brilliant diversion; he did not attack
+the Robespierre doctrine with the old mediaeval doctrine of
+jus divinum (which, like the Robespierre doctrine, was theistic),
+he attacked it with the modern argument of scientific relativity;
+in short, the argument of evolution. He suggested that
+humanity was everywhere molded by or fitted to its environment
+and institutions; in fact, that each people practically got,
+not only the tyrant it deserved, but the tyrant it ought to have.
+"I know nothing of the rights of men," he said, "but I know something
+of the rights of Englishmen." There you have the essential atheist.
+His argument is that we have got some protection by natural
+accident and growth; and why should we profess to think beyond it,
+for all the world as if we were the images of God! We are born
+under a House of Lords, as birds under a house of leaves;
+we live under a monarchy as niggers live under a tropic sun;
+it is not their fault if they are slaves, and it is not ours
+if we are snobs. Thus, long before Darwin struck his great blow
+at democracy, the essential of the Darwinian argument had been
+already urged against the French Revolution. Man, said Burke
+in effect, must adapt himself to everything, like an animal;
+he must not try to alter everything, like an angel.
+The last weak cry of the pious, pretty, half-artificial optimism
+and deism of the eighteenth century carne in the voice
+of Sterne, saying, "God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb."
+And Burke, the iron evolutionist, essentially answered,
+"No; God tempers the shorn lamb to the wind." It is the lamb
+that has to adapt himself. That is, he either dies or becomes
+a particular kind of lamb who likes standing in a draught.
+
+The subconscious popular instinct against Darwinism was not a mere
+offense at the grotesque notion of visiting one's grandfather in a cage
+in the Regent's Park. Men go in for drink, practical jokes and many other
+grotesque things; they do not much mind making beasts of themselves,
+and would not much mind having beasts made of their forefathers.
+The real instinct was much deeper and much more valuable.
+It was this: that when once one begins to think of man as a shifting
+and alterable thing, it is always easy for the strong and crafty
+to twist him into new shapes for all kinds of unnatural purposes.
+the popular instinct sees in such developments the possibility
+of backs bowed and hunch-backed for their burden, or limbs
+twisted for their task. It has a very well-grounded guess that
+whatever is done swiftly and systematically will mostly be done
+be a successful class and almost solely in their interests.
+It has therefore a vision of inhuman hybrids and half-human experiments
+much in the style of Mr. Wells's "Island of Dr. Moreau." The rich
+man may come to breeding a tribe of dwarfs to be his jockeys,
+and a tribe of giants to be his hall-porters. Grooms might be born
+bow-legged and tailors born cross-legged; perfumers might have long,
+large noses and a crouching attitude, like hounds of scent;
+and professional wine-tasters might have the horrible expression
+of one tasting wine stamped upon their faces as infants.
+Whatever wild image one employs it cannot keep pace with the panic
+of the human fancy, when once it supposes that the fixed type
+called man could be changed. If some millionaire wanted arms,
+some porter must grow ten arms like an octopus; if he wants legs,
+some messenger-boy must go with a hundred trotting legs like a centipede.
+In the distorted mirror of hypothesis, that is, of the unknown,
+men can dimly see such monstrous and evil shapes; men run all to eye,
+or all to fingers, with nothing left but one nostril or one ear.
+That is the nightmare with which the mere notion of adaptation
+threatens us. That is the nightmare that is not so very far
+from the reality.
+
+It will be said that not the wildest evolutionist really asks
+that we should become in any way unhuman or copy any other animal.
+Pardon me, that is exactly what not merely the wildest
+evolutionists urge, but some of the tamest evolutionists too.
+There has risen high in recent history an important cultus which bids
+fair to be the religion of the future--which means the religion
+of those few weak-minded people who live in the future. It is typical
+of our time that it has to look for its god through a microscope;
+and our time has marked a definite adoration of the insect.
+Like most things we call new, of course, it is not at all new as an idea;
+it is only new as an idolatry. Virgil takes bees seriously
+but I doubt if he would have kept bees as carefully as he wrote
+about them. The wise king told the sluggard to watch the ant,
+a charming occupation--for a sluggard. But in our own time has
+appeared a very different tone, and more than one great man,
+as well as numberless intelligent men, have in our time seriously
+suggested that we should study the insect because we are his inferiors.
+The old moralists merely took the virtues of man and distributed
+them quite decoratively and arbitrarily among the animals.
+The ant was an almost heraldic symbol of industry, as the lion was
+of courage, or, for the matter of that, the pelican of charity.
+But if the mediaevals had been convinced that a lion was not courageous,
+they would have dropped the lion and kept the courage; if the pelican
+is not charitable, they would say, so much the worse for the pelican.
+The old moralists, I say, permitted the ant to enforce and typify
+man's morality; they never allowed the ant to upset it.
+They used the ant for industry as the lark for punctuality;
+they looked up at the flapping birds and down at the crawling
+insects for a homely lesson. But we have lived to see a sect
+that does not look down at the insects, but looks up at the insects,
+that asks us essentially to bow down and worship beetles,
+like ancient Egyptians.
+
+Maurice Maeterlinck is a man of unmistakable genius, and genius
+always carries a magnifying glass. In the terrible crystal
+of his lens we have seen the bees not as a little yellow swarm,
+but rather in golden armies and hierarchies of warriors and queens.
+Imagination perpetually peers and creeps further down the avenues
+and vistas in the tubes of science, and one fancies every
+frantic reversal of proportions; the earwig striding across
+the echoing plain like an elephant, or the grasshopper coming
+roaring above our roofs like a vast aeroplane, as he leaps from
+Hertfordshire to Surrey. One seems to enter in a dream a temple
+of enormous entomology, whose architecture is based on something
+wilder than arms or backbones; in which the ribbed columns
+have the half-crawling look of dim and monstrous caterpillars;
+or the dome is a starry spider hung horribly in the void.
+There is one of the modern works of engineering that gives one
+something of this nameless fear of the exaggerations of an underworld;
+and that is the curious curved architecture of the under ground railway,
+commonly called the Twopenny Tube. Those squat archways,
+without any upright line or pillar, look as if they had been
+tunneled by huge worms who have never learned to lift their heads
+It is the very underground palace of the Serpent, the spirit
+of changing shape and color, that is the enemy of man.
+
+But it is not merely by such strange aesthetic suggestions
+that writers like Maeterlinck have influenced us in the matter;
+there is also an ethical side to the business.
+The upshot of M. Maeterlinck's book on bees is an admiration,
+one might also say an envy, of their collective spirituality;
+of the fact that they live only for something which he calls
+the Soul of the Hive. And this admiration for the communal morality
+of insects is expressed in many other modern writers in various
+quarters and shapes; in Mr. Benjamin Kidd's theory of living
+only for the evolutionary future of our race, and in the great
+interest of some Socialists in ants, which they generally prefer
+to bees, I suppose, because they are not so brightly colored.
+Not least among the hundred evidences of this vague insectolatry
+are the floods of flattery poured by modern people on that
+energetic nation of the Far East of which it has been said
+that "Patriotism is its only religion"; or, in other words,
+that it lives only for the Soul of the Hive. When at long intervals
+of the centuries Christendom grows weak, morbid or skeptical,
+and mysterious Asia begins to move against us her dim populations
+and to pour them westward like a dark movement of matter,
+in such cases it has been very common to compare the invasion
+to a plague of lice or incessant armies of locusts.
+The Eastern armies were indeed like insects; in their blind,
+busy destructiveness, in their black nihilism of personal outlook,
+in their hateful indifference to individual life and love,
+in their base belief in mere numbers, in their pessimistic
+courage and their atheistic patriotism, the riders and raiders
+of the East are indeed like all the creeping things of the earth.
+But never before, I think, have Christians called a Turk a locust
+and meant it as a compliment. Now for the first time we worship
+as well as fear; and trace with adoration that enormous form
+advancing vast and vague out of Asia, faintly discernible amid
+the mystic clouds of winged creatures hung over the wasted lands,
+thronging the skies like thunder and discoloring the skies
+like rain; Beelzebub, the Lord of Flies.
+
+In resisting this horrible theory of the Soul of the Hive,
+we of Christendom stand not for ourselves, but for all humanity;
+for the essential and distinctive human idea that one good and
+happy man is an end in himself, that a soul is worth saving.
+Nay, for those who like such biological fancies it might well be
+said that we stand as chiefs and champions of a whole section
+of nature, princes of the house whose cognizance is the backbone,
+standing for the milk of the individual mother and the courage
+of the wandering cub, representing the pathetic chivalry of the dog,
+the humor and perversity of cats, the affection of the tranquil horse,
+the loneliness of the lion. It is more to the point, however,
+to urge that this mere glorification of society as it is in
+the social insects is a transformation and a dissolution in one
+of the outlines which have been specially the symbols of man.
+In the cloud and confusion of the flies and bees is growing fainter
+and fainter, as is finally disappearing, the idea of the human family.
+The hive has become larger than the house, the bees are destroying
+their captors; what the locust hath left, the caterpillar hath eaten;
+and the little house and garden of our friend Jones is in a bad way.
+
+* * *
+
+II
+
+THE FALLACY OF THE UMBRELLA STAND
+
+When Lord Morley said that the House of Lords must be either
+mended or ended, he used a phrase which has caused some confusion;
+because it might seem to suggest that mending and ending are somewhat
+similar things. I wish specially to insist on the fact that mending
+and ending are opposite things. You mend a thing because you like it;
+you end a thing because you don't. To mend is to strengthen.
+I, for instance, disbelieve in oligarchy; so l would no more mend
+the House of Lords than I would mend a thumbscrew. On the other hand,
+I do believe in the family; therefore I would mend the family
+as I would mend a chair; and I will never deny for a moment that
+the modern family is a chair that wants mending. But here comes
+in the essential point about the mass of modern advanced sociologists.
+Here are two institutions that have always been fundamental with mankind,
+the family and the state. Anarchists, I believe, disbelieve in both.
+It is quite unfair to say that Socialists believe in the state,
+but do not believe in the family; thousands of Socialists believe
+more in the family than any Tory. But it is true to say that while
+anarchists would end both, Socialists are specially engaged in mending
+(that is, strengthening and renewing) the state; and they are
+not specially engaged in strengthening and renewing the family.
+They are not doing anything to define the functions of father, mother,
+and child, as such; they are not tightening the machine up again;
+they are not blackening in again the fading lines of the old drawing.
+With the state they are doing this; they are sharpening its machinery,
+they are blackening in its black dogmatic lines, they are making mere
+government in every way stronger and in some ways harsher than before.
+While they leave the home in ruins, they restore the hive,
+especially the stings. Indeed, some schemes of labor and Poor Law
+reform recently advanced by distinguished Socialists, amount to little
+more than putting the largest number of people in the despotic
+power of Mr. Bumble. Apparently, progress means being moved on--
+by the police.
+
+The point it is my purpose to urge might perhaps be suggested thus:
+that Socialists and most social reformers of their color are vividly
+conscious of the line between the kind of things that belong to the state
+and the kind of things that belong to mere chaos or uncoercible nature;
+they may force children to go to school before the sun rises, but they
+will not try to force the sun to rise; they will not, like Canute,
+banish the sea, but only the sea-bathers. But inside the outline of
+the state their lines are confused, and entities melt into each other.
+They have no firm instinctive sense of one thing being in its nature
+private and another public, of one thing being necessarily bond
+and another free. That is why piece by piece, and quite silently,
+personal liberty is being stolen from Englishmen, as personal land has
+been silently stolen ever since the sixteenth century.
+
+I can only put it sufficiently curtly in a careless simile.
+A Socialist means a man who thinks a walking-stick like
+an umbrella because they both go into the umbrella-stand.
+Yet they are as different as a battle-ax and a bootjack.
+The essential idea of an umbrella is breadth and protection.
+The essential idea of a stick is slenderness and, partly, attack.
+The stick is the sword, the umbrella is the shield,
+but it is a shield against another and more nameless enemy--
+the hostile but anonymous universe. More properly, therefore,
+the umbrella is the roof; it is a kind of collapsible house.
+But the vital difference goes far deeper than this; it branches
+off into two kingdoms of man's mind, with a chasm between.
+For the point is this: that the umbrella is a shield
+against an enemy so actual as to be a mere nuisance;
+whereas the stick is a sword against enemies so entirely imaginary
+as to be a pure pleasure. The stick is not merely a sword,
+but a court sword; it is a thing of purely ceremonial swagger.
+One cannot express the emotion in any way except by saying
+that a man feels more like a man with a stick in his hand,
+just as he feels more like a man with a sword at his side.
+But nobody ever had any swelling sentiments about an umbrella;
+it is a convenience, like a door scraper. An umbrella is a
+necessary evil. A walking-stick is a quite unnecessary good.
+This, I fancy, is the real explanation of the perpetual losing
+of umbrellas; one does not hear of people losing walking sticks.
+For a walking-stick is a pleasure, a piece of real
+personal property; it is missed even when it is not needed.
+When my right hand forgets its stick may it forget its cunning.
+But anybody may forget an umbrella, as anybody might
+forget a shed that he has stood up in out of the rain.
+Anybody can forget a necessary thing.
+
+If I might pursue the figure of speech, I might briefly say
+that the whole Collectivist error consists in saying that because
+two men can share an umbrella, therefore two men can share
+a walking-stick. Umbrellas might possibly be replaced by some kind
+of common awnings covering certain streets from particular showers.
+But there is nothing but nonsense in the notion of swinging a
+communal stick; it is as if one spoke of twirling a communal mustache.
+It will be said that this is a frank fantasia and that no sociologists
+suggest such follies. Pardon me if they do. I will give a precise
+parallel to the case of confusion of sticks and umbrellas,
+a parallel from a perpetually reiterated suggestion of reform.
+At least sixty Socialists out of a hundred, when they have spoken
+of common laundries, will go on at once to speak of common kitchens.
+This is just as mechanical and unintelligent as the fanciful
+case I have quoted. Sticks and umbrellas are both stiff rods
+that go into holes in a stand in the hall. Kitchens and
+washhouses are both large rooms full of heat and damp and steam.
+But the soul and function of the two things are utterly opposite.
+There is only one way of washing a shirt; that is, there is only
+one right way. There is no taste and fancy in tattered shirts.
+Nobody says, "Tompkins likes five holes in his shirt, but I
+must say, give me the good old four holes." Nobody says,
+"This washerwoman rips up the left leg of my pyjamas; now if
+there is one thing I insist on it is the right leg ripped up."
+The ideal washing is simply to send a thing back washed.
+But it is by no means true that the ideal cooking is simply
+to send a thing back cooked. Cooking is an art; it has
+in it personality, and even perversity, for the definition
+of an art is that which must be personal and may be perverse.
+I know a man, not otherwise dainty, who cannot touch
+common sausages unless they are almost burned to a coal.
+He wants his sausages fried to rags, yet he does not insist
+on his shirts being boiled to rags. I do not say that
+such points of culinary delicacy are of high importance.
+I do not say that the communal ideal must give way to them.
+What I say is that the communal ideal is not conscious of
+their existence, and therefore goes wrong from the very start,
+mixing a wholly public thing with a highly individual one.
+Perhaps we ought to accept communal kitchens in the social crisis,
+just as we should accept communal cat's-meat in a siege.
+But the cultured Socialist, quite at his ease, by no means
+in a siege, talks about communal kitchens as if they
+were the same kind of thing as communal laundries.
+This shows at the start that he misunderstands human nature.
+It is as different as three men singing the same chorus from
+three men playing three tunes on the same piano.
+
+* * *
+
+III
+
+THE DREADFUL DUTY OF GUDGE
+
+In the quarrel earlier alluded to between the energetic Progressive
+and the obstinate Conservative (or, to talk a tenderer language,
+between Hudge and Gudge), the state of cross-purposes is at the present
+moment acute. The Tory says he wants to preserve family life
+in Cindertown; the Socialist very reasonably points out to him that
+in Cindertown at present there isn't any family life to preserve.
+But Hudge, the Socialist, in his turn, is highly vague and mysterious
+about whether he would preserve the family life if there were any;
+or whether he will try to restore it where it has disappeared.
+It is all very confusing. The Tory sometimes talks as if he wanted
+to tighten the domestic bonds that do not exist; the Socialist
+as if he wanted to loosen the bonds that do not bind anybody.
+The question we all want to ask of both of them is the original
+ideal question, "Do you want to keep the family at all?" If Hudge,
+the Socialist, does want the family he must be prepared for the
+natural restraints, distinctions and divisions of labor in the family.
+He must brace himself up to bear the idea of the woman having
+a preference for the private house and a man for the public house.
+He must manage to endure somehow the idea of a woman being womanly,
+which does not mean soft and yielding, but handy, thrifty, rather hard,
+and very humorous. He must confront without a quiver the notion
+of a child who shall be childish, that is, full of energy,
+but without an idea of independence; fundamentally as eager for
+authority as for information and butter-scotch. If a man, a woman
+and a child live together any more in free and sovereign households,
+these ancient relations will recur; and Hudge must put up with it.
+He can only avoid it by destroying the family, driving both sexes into
+sexless hives and hordes, and bringing up all children as the children of
+the state--like Oliver Twist. But if these stern words must be addressed
+to Hudge, neither shall Gudge escape a somewhat severe admonition.
+For the plain truth to be told pretty sharply to the Tory is this,
+that if he wants the family to remain, if he wants to be strong enough
+to resist the rending forces of our essentially savage commerce,
+he must make some very big sacrifices and try to equalize property.
+The overwhelming mass of the English people at this particular instant
+are simply too poor to be domestic. They are as domestic as they
+can manage; they are much more domestic than the governing class;
+but they cannot get what good there was originally meant to be in
+this institution, simply because they have not got enough money.
+The man ought to stand for a certain magnanimity, quite lawfully expressed
+in throwing money away: but if under given circumstances he can only
+do it by throwing the week's food away, then he is not magnanimous,
+but mean. The woman ought to stand for a certain wisdom which is
+well expressed in valuing things rightly and guarding money sensibly;
+but how is she to guard money if there is no money to guard?
+The child ought to look on his mother as a fountain of natural fun
+and poetry; but how can he unless the fountain, like other fountains,
+is allowed to play? What chance have any of these ancient arts
+and functions in a house so hideously topsy-turvy; a house where
+the woman is out working and the man isn't; and the child is forced
+by law to think his schoolmaster's requirements more important
+than his mother's? No, Gudge and his friends in the House of Lords
+and the Carlton Club must make up their minds on this matter,
+and that very quickly. If they are content to have England turned into
+a beehive and an ant-hill, decorated here and there with a few faded
+butterflies playing at an old game called domesticity in the intervals
+of the divorce court, then let them have their empire of insects;
+they will find plenty of Socialists who will give it to them.
+But if they want a domestic England, they must "shell out,"
+as the phrase goes, to a vastly greater extent than any Radical
+politician has yet dared to suggest; they must endure burdens much
+heavier than the Budget and strokes much deadlier than the death duties;
+for the thing to be done is nothing more nor less than the distribution
+of the great fortunes and the great estates. We can now only avoid
+Socialism by a change as vast as Socialism. If we are to save property,
+we must distribute property, almost as sternly and sweepingly as did
+the French Revolution. If we are to preserve the family we must
+revolutionize the nation.
+
+* * *
+
+IV
+
+A LAST INSTANCE
+
+And now, as this book is drawing to a close, I will whisper in
+the reader's ear a horrible suspicion that has sometimes haunted me:
+the suspicion that Hudge and Gudge are secretly in partnership.
+That the quarrel they keep up in public is very much of a put-up job,
+and that the way in which they perpetually play into each other's hands
+is not an everlasting coincidence. Gudge, the plutocrat, wants an
+anarchic industrialism; Hudge, the idealist, provides him with lyric
+praises of anarchy. Gudge wants women-workers because they are cheaper;
+Hudge calls the woman's work "freedom to live her own life."
+Gudge wants steady and obedient workmen, Hudge preaches teetotalism--
+to workmen, not to Gudge--Gudge wants a tame and timid population
+who will never take arms against tyranny; Hudge proves from Tolstoi
+that nobody must take arms against anything. Gudge is naturally
+a healthy and well-washed gentleman; Hudge earnestly preaches
+the perfection of Gudge's washing to people who can't practice it.
+Above all, Gudge rules by a coarse and cruel system of sacking
+and sweating and bi-sexual toil which is totally inconsistent with
+the free family and which is bound to destroy it; therefore Hudge,
+stretching out his arms to the universe with a prophetic smile, tells us
+that the family is something that we shall soon gloriously outgrow.
+
+I do not know whether the partnership of Hudge and Gudge is conscious
+or unconscious. I only know that between them they still keep the common
+man homeless. I only know I still meet Jones walking the streets
+in the gray twilight, looking sadly at the poles and barriers and low
+red goblin lanterns which still guard the house which is none the less
+his because he has never been in it.
+
+* * *
+
+V
+
+CONCLUSION
+
+Here, it may be said, my book ends just where it ought to begin.
+I have said that the strong centers of modern English property
+must swiftly or slowly be broken up, if even the idea of property
+is to remain among Englishmen. There are two ways in which it
+could be done, a cold administration by quite detached officials,
+which is called Collectivism, or a personal distribution,
+so as to produce what is called Peasant Proprietorship. I think
+the latter solution the finer and more fully human, because it
+makes each man as somebody blamed somebody for saying of the Pope,
+a sort of small god. A man on his own turf tastes eternity or,
+in other words, will give ten minutes more work than is required.
+But I believe I am justified in shutting the door on this vista
+of argument, instead of opening it. For this book is not designed
+to prove the case for Peasant Proprietorship, but to prove
+the case against modern sages who turn reform to a routine.
+The whole of this book has been a rambling and elaborate urging
+of one purely ethical fact. And if by any chance it should happen
+that there are still some who do not quite see what that point is,
+I will end with one plain parable, which is none the worse
+for being also a fact.
+
+A little while ago certain doctors and other persons permitted
+by modern law to dictate to their shabbier fellow-citizens, sent
+out an order that all little girls should have their hair cut short.
+I mean, of course, all little girls whose parents were poor.
+Many very unhealthy habits are common among rich little girls,
+but it will be long before any doctors interfere forcibly with them.
+Now, the case for this particular interference was this,
+that the poor are pressed down from above into such stinking
+and suffocating underworlds of squalor, that poor people must not
+be allowed to have hair, because in their case it must mean lice
+in the hair. Therefore, the doctors propose to abolish the hair.
+It never seems to have occurred to them to abolish the lice.
+Yet it could be done. As is common in most modern discussions
+the unmentionable thing is the pivot of the whole discussion.
+It is obvious to any Christian man (that is, to any man with a
+free soul) that any coercion applied to a cabman's daughter ought,
+if possible, to be applied to a Cabinet Minister's daughter.
+I will not ask why the doctors do not, as a matter of fact
+apply their rule to a Cabinet Minister's daughter.
+I will not ask, because I know. They do not because they dare not.
+But what is the excuse they would urge, what is the plausible
+argument they would use, for thus cutting and clipping poor children
+and not rich? Their argument would be that the disease is more
+likely to be in the hair of poor people than of rich. And why?
+Because the poor children are forced (against all the instincts
+of the highly domestic working classes) to crowd together in close
+rooms under a wildly inefficient system of public instruction;
+and because in one out of the forty children there may be offense.
+And why? Because the poor man is so ground down by the great
+rents of the great ground landlords that his wife often has
+to work as well as he. Therefore she has no time to look
+after the children, therefore one in forty of them is dirty.
+Because the workingman has these two persons on top of him,
+the landlord sitting (literally) on his stomach, and the
+schoolmaster sitting (literally) on his head, the workingman must
+allow his little girl's hair, first to be neglected from poverty,
+next to be poisoned by promiscuity, and, lastly, to be abolished
+by hygiene. He, perhaps, was proud of his little girl's hair.
+But he does not count.
+
+Upon this simple principle (or rather precedent) the sociological
+doctor drives gayly ahead. When a crapulous tyranny crushes men
+down into the dirt, so that their very hair is dirty, the scientific
+course is clear. It would be long and laborious to cut off the heads
+of the tyrants; it is easier to cut off the hair of the slaves.
+In the same way, if it should ever happen that poor children,
+screaming with toothache, disturbed any schoolmaster or artistic
+gentleman, it would be easy to pull out all the teeth of the poor;
+if their nails were disgustingly dirty, their nails could be
+plucked out; if their noses were indecently blown, their noses
+could be cut off. The appearance of our humbler fellow-citizen
+could be quite strikingly simplified before we had done with him.
+But all this is not a bit wilder than the brute fact that a doctor
+can walk into the house of a free man, whose daughter's hair
+may be as clean as spring flowers, and order him to cut it off.
+It never seems to strike these people that the lesson of lice
+in the slums is the wrongness of slums, not the wrongness of hair.
+Hair is, to say the least of it, a rooted thing. Its enemy
+(like the other insects and oriental armies of whom we have spoken)
+sweep upon us but seldom. In truth, it is only by eternal institutions
+like hair that we can test passing institutions like empires.
+If a house is so built as to knock a man's head off when he enters it,
+it is built wrong.
+
+The mob can never rebel unless it is conservative, at least enough
+to have conserved some reasons for rebelling. It is the most
+awful thought in all our anarchy, that most of the ancient blows
+struck for freedom would not be struck at all to-day, because of
+the obscuration of the clean, popular customs from which they came.
+The insult that brought down the hammer of Wat Tyler might now
+be called a medical examination. That which Virginius loathed
+and avenged as foul slavery might now be praised as free love.
+The cruel taunt of Foulon, "Let them eat grass," might now be
+represented as the dying cry of an idealistic vegetarian.
+Those great scissors of science that would snip off the curls
+of the poor little school children are ceaselessly snapping
+closer and closer to cut off all the corners and fringes
+of the arts and honors of the poor. Soon they will be twisting
+necks to suit clean collars, and hacking feet to fit new boots.
+It never seems to strike them that the body is more than raiment;
+that the Sabbath was made for man; that all institutions shall
+be judged and damned by whether they have fitted the normal flesh
+and spirit. It is the test of political sanity to keep your head.
+It is the test of artistic sanity to keep your hair on.
+
+Now the whole parable and purpose of these last pages, and indeed of all
+these pages, is this: to assert that we must instantly begin all over
+again, and begin at the other end. I begin with a little girl's hair.
+That I know is a good thing at any rate. Whatever else is evil,
+the pride of a good mother in the beauty of her daughter is good.
+It is one of those adamantine tendernesses which are the touchstones
+of every age and race. If other things are against it, other things
+must go down. If landlords and laws and sciences are against it,
+landlords and laws and sciences must go down. With the red hair of one
+she-urchin in the gutter I will set fire to all modern civilization.
+Because a girl should have long hair, she should have clean hair;
+because she should have clean hair, she should not have an unclean home:
+because she should not have an unclean home, she should have a free
+and leisured mother; because she should have a free mother, she should
+not have an usurious landlord; because there should not be an usurious
+landlord, there should be a redistribution of property; because there
+should be a redistribution of property, there shall be a revolution.
+That little urchin with the gold-red hair, whom I have just watched
+toddling past my house, she shall not be lopped and lamed and altered;
+her hair shall not be cut short like a convict's; no, all the kingdoms
+of the earth shall be hacked about and mutilated to suit her.
+She is the human and sacred image; all around her the social fabric
+shall sway and split and fall; the pillars of society shall be shaken,
+and the roofs of ages come rushing down, and not one hair of her head
+shall be harmed.
+
+* * *
+
+THREE NOTES
+
+* * *
+
+I
+
+ON FEMALE SUFFRAGE
+
+Not wishing to overload this long essay with too many parentheses,
+apart from its thesis of progress and precedent, I append here three
+notes on points of detail that may possibly be misunderstood.
+
+The first refers to the female controversy. It may seem
+to many that I dismiss too curtly the contention that all women
+should have votes, even if most women do not desire them.
+It is constantly said in this connection that males have
+received the vote (the agricultural laborers for instance)
+when only a minority of them were in favor of it. Mr. Galsworthy,
+one of the few fine fighting intellects of our time, has talked
+this language in the "Nation." Now, broadly, I have only to
+answer here, as everywhere in this book, that history is not a
+toboggan slide, but a road to be reconsidered and even retraced.
+If we really forced General Elections upon free laborers who
+definitely disliked General Elections, then it was a thoroughly
+undemocratic thing to do; if we are democrats we ought to undo it.
+We want the will of the people, not the votes of the people;
+and to give a man a vote against his will is to make voting
+more valuable than the democracy it declares.
+
+But this analogy is false, for a plain and particular reason.
+Many voteless women regard a vote as unwomanly.
+Nobody says that most voteless men regarded a vote as unmanly.
+Nobody says that any voteless men regarded it as unmanly.
+Not in the stillest hamlet or the most stagnant fen could you
+find a yokel or a tramp who thought he lost his sexual dignity
+by being part of a political mob. If he did not care about a vote
+it was solely because he did not know about a vote; he did not
+understand the word any better than Bimetallism. His opposition,
+if it existed, was merely negative. His indifference to a vote
+was really indifference.
+
+But the female sentiment against the franchise, whatever its size,
+is positive. It is not negative; it is by no means indifferent.
+Such women as are opposed to the change regard it (rightly or wrongly)
+as unfeminine. That is, as insulting certain affirmative traditions
+to which they are attached. You may think such a view prejudiced;
+but I violently deny that any democrat has a right to override
+such prejudices, if they are popular and positive. Thus he would
+not have a right to make millions of Moslems vote with a cross
+if they had a prejudice in favor of voting with a crescent.
+Unless this is admitted, democracy is a farce we need scarcely keep up.
+If it is admitted, the Suffragists have not merely to awaken
+an indifferent, but to convert a hostile majority.
+
+* * *
+
+II
+
+ON CLEANLINESS IN EDUCATION
+
+On re-reading my protest, which I honestly think much needed,
+against our heathen idolatry of mere ablution, I see that it
+may possibly be misread. I hasten to say that I think washing
+a most important thing to be taught both to rich and poor.
+I do not attack the positive but the relative position of soap.
+Let it be insisted on even as much as now; but let other
+things be insisted on much more. I am even ready to admit
+that cleanliness is next to godliness; but the moderns
+will not even admit godliness to be next to cleanliness.
+In their talk about Thomas Becket and such saints and heroes
+they make soap more important than soul; they reject godliness
+whenever it is not cleanliness. If we resent this about remote
+saints and heroes, we should resent it more about the many saints
+and heroes of the slums, whose unclean hands cleanse the world.
+Dirt is evil chiefly as evidence of sloth; but the fact remains
+that the classes that wash most are those that work least.
+Concerning these, the practical course is simple; soap should
+be urged on them and advertised as what it is--a luxury.
+With regard to the poor also the practical course is not hard
+to harmonize with our thesis. If we want to give poor people
+soap we must set out deliberately to give them luxuries.
+If we will not make them rich enough to be clean,
+then emphatically we must do what we did with the saints.
+We must reverence them for being dirty.
+
+* * *
+
+III
+
+ON PEASANT PROPRIETORSHIP
+
+I have not dealt with any details touching distributed ownership,
+or its possibility in England, for the reason stated in the text.
+This book deals with what is wrong, wrong in our root of
+argument and effort. This wrong is, I say, that we will go
+forward because we dare not go back. Thus the Socialist says
+that property is already concentrated into Trusts and Stores:
+the only hope is to concentrate it further in the State. I say
+the only hope is to unconcentrate it; that is, to repent and return;
+the only step forward is the step backward.
+
+But in connection with this distribution I have laid myself open to
+another potential mistake. In speaking of a sweeping redistribution,
+I speak of decision in the aim, not necessarily of abruptness
+in the means. It is not at all too late to restore an approximately
+rational state of English possessions without any mere confiscation.
+A policy of buying out landlordism, steadily adopted in England
+as it has already been adopted in Ireland (notably in Mr. Wyndham's
+wise and fruitful Act), would in a very short time release the lower
+end of the see-saw and make the whole plank swing more level.
+The objection to this course is not at all that it would not do,
+only that it will not be done. If we leave things as they are,
+there will almost certainly be a crash of confiscation.
+If we hesitate, we shall soon have to hurry. But if we start doing
+it quickly we have still time to do it slowly.
+
+This point, however, is not essential to my book. All I have to urge
+between these two boards is that I dislike the big Whiteley shop,
+and that I dislike Socialism because it will (according to Socialists)
+be so like that shop. It is its fulfilment, not its reversal.
+I do not object to Socialism because it will revolutionize our commerce,
+but because it will leave it so horribly the same.
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg Etext What's Wrong With The World by Chesterton
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