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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Rocket Book, by Peter Newell
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
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+
+Title: The Rocket Book
+
+Author: Peter Newell
+
+Release Date: November 19, 2005 [EBook #17104]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ROCKET BOOK ***
+
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+Produced by Jason Isbell, David Garcia and the Online
+Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net
+
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: FRONT COVER]
+
+
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ The ROCKET Book
+
+ by PETER NEWELL
+
+
+
+ HARPER & BROTHERS
+ NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+ COPYRIGHT, 1912, BY HARPER & BROTHERS
+ --------------
+ PATENTED JUNE 4, 1912
+ --------------
+ PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
+ PUBLISHED OCTOBER, 1912
+
+
+
+
+
+
+THE ROCKET BOOK
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+THE BASEMENT
+
+
+ When Fritz, the Janitor's bad kid,
+ Went snooping in the basement,
+ He found a rocket snugly hid
+ Beneath the window casement.
+
+ He struck a match with one fell swoop;
+ Then, on the concrete kneeling,
+ He lit the rocket and--she--oop!
+ It shot up through the ceiling.
+
+
+[Illustration: THE BASEMENT]
+
+
+
+
+FIRST FLAT
+
+
+ The Steiners on the floor above
+ Of breakfast were partaking;
+ Crash! came the rocket, unannounced,
+ And set them all a-quaking!
+
+ It smote a catsup bottle, fair,
+ And bang! the thing exploded!
+ And now these people all declare
+ That catsup flask was loaded.
+
+
+[Illustration: FIRST FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+SECOND FLAT
+
+
+ Before the fire old Grandpa Hopp
+ Dozed in his arm-chair big,
+ When from a trunk the rocket burst
+ And carried off his wig!
+
+ It passed so near his ancient head
+ He roused up with a start,
+ And, turning to his grandsons, said,
+ "You fellows think you're smart!"
+
+
+[Illustration: SECOND FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+THIRD FLAT
+
+
+ Algernon Bracket, somewhat rash,
+ Had blown a monster bubble,
+ When, oh! there came a blinding flash,
+ Precipitating trouble!
+
+ But Algy turned in mild disgust,
+ And called to Mama Bracket,
+ "Say, did you hear that bubble bu'st?
+ It made an awful racket!"
+
+
+[Illustration: THIRD FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+FOURTH FLAT
+
+
+ Jo Budd, who'd bought a potted plant,
+ Was dousing it with water.
+ He fancied this would make it grow,
+ And Joseph loved to potter.
+
+ Then through the pot the rocket shot
+ And made the scene look sickly!
+ "Well, now," said Jo, "I never thought
+ That plant would shoot so quickly!"
+
+
+[Illustration: FOURTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+FIFTH FLAT
+
+
+ Right here 'tis needful to remark
+ That Dick and "Little Son"
+ Were playing with a Noah's ark
+ And having loads of fun,
+
+ When all at once that rocket, stout,
+ Up through the ark came blazing!
+ The animals were tossed about
+ And did some stunts amazing.
+
+
+[Illustration: FIFTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+SIXTH FLAT
+
+
+ A Burglar on the next floor up
+ The sideboard was exploring.
+ (The family, with the brindled pup,
+ Were still asleep and snoring.)
+
+ Just then, up through the silverware
+ The rocket thundered, flaring!
+ The Burglar got a dreadful scare;
+ Then out the door went tearing.
+
+
+[Illustration: SIXTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+SEVENTH FLAT
+
+
+ Miss Mamie Briggs with no mean skill
+ Was playing "Casey's Fling"
+ To please her cousin, Amos Gill,
+ Who liked that sort of thing,
+
+ When suddenly the rocket, hot,
+ The old piano jumbled!
+ It stopped that rag-time like a shot,
+ Then through the ceiling rumbled.
+
+
+[Illustration: SEVENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+EIGHTH FLAT
+
+
+ Up through the next floor on its way
+ That rocket, dread, went tearing
+ Where Winkle stood in bath-robe, gay,
+ A tepid bath preparing.
+
+ The tub it punctured like a shot
+ And made a mighty splashing.
+ The man was rooted to the spot;
+ Then out the door went dashing.
+
+
+[Illustration: EIGHTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+NINTH FLAT
+
+
+ Bob Brooks was puffing very hard
+ His football to inflate,
+ While round him stood his faithful guard,
+ And they could hardly wait.
+
+ Then came the rocket, fierce and bright,
+ And through the football rumbled.
+ "You've got a pair of lungs, all right!"
+ His staring playmates grumbled.
+
+
+[Illustration: NINTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+TENTH FLAT
+
+
+ The family dog, with frenzied mien,
+ Was chasing Fluff, the mouser,
+ When, poof! the rocket flashed between,
+ And quite astonished Towzer.
+
+ Now, if this dog had wit enough
+ The English tongue to torture,
+ He might have growled such silly stuff
+ As, "Whew! that cat's a scorcher!"
+
+
+[Illustration: TENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+ELEVENTH FLAT
+
+
+ While Carrie Cook sat with a book
+ The phonograph played sweetly.
+ Then came the rocket and it smashed
+ That instrument completely.
+
+ Fair Carrie promptly turned her head,
+ Attracted by the roar.
+ "Dear me, I never heard," she said,
+ "That record played before!"
+
+
+[Illustration: ELEVENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+TWELFTH FLAT
+
+
+ De Vere was searching for a match
+ To light a cigarette,
+ But failed to find one with despatch,
+ Which threw him in a pet.
+
+ Just then the rocket flared up bright
+ Before his face and crackled,
+ Supplying him the needed light--
+ "Thanks, awfully," he cackled.
+
+
+[Illustration: TWELFTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+THIRTEENTH FLAT
+
+
+ Home from the shop came Maud's new hat--
+ A hat of monstrous size!
+ It almost filled the tiny flat
+ Before her ravished eyes.
+
+ When, sch-u-u! up through the box so proud
+ The rocket flared and spluttered.
+ "I said that hat was all too loud!"
+ Her peevish husband muttered.
+
+
+[Illustration: THIRTEENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+FOURTEENTH FLAT
+
+
+ Tom's pap had helped him start his train,
+ And all would have been fine
+ Had not the rocket, raising Cain,
+ Blocked traffic on the line.
+
+ It blew the engine into scrap,
+ As in a fit of passion.
+ "Who would have thought that toy," said pap,
+ "Would blow up in such fashion!"
+
+
+[Illustration: FOURTEENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+FIFTEENTH FLAT
+
+
+ Orlando Pease, quite at his ease,
+ The "Morning Star" was reading.
+ "My dear," said he to Mrs. Pease,
+ "Here's a report worth heeding."
+
+ The rocket then in wanton sport
+ Flashed through the printed pages.
+ The lady gasped, "A wild report!"
+ Then swooned by easy stages.
+
+
+[Illustration: FIFTEENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+SIXTEENTH FLAT
+
+
+ Doc Danby was a stupid guy,
+ So, lest he sleep too late,
+ He placed a tattoo clock near by
+ To waken him at eight.
+
+ But, ah! the rocket smote that clock
+ And smashed its way clean through it!
+ "You have a fine alarm," said Doc,
+ "But, say, you overdo it!"
+
+
+[Illustration: SIXTEENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+SEVENTEENTH FLAT
+
+
+ A penny-liner, Abram Stout,
+ Was writing a description.
+ "The flame shot up," he pounded out--
+ Then threw a mild conniption.
+
+ For through his Flemington there shied
+ A rocket, hot and mystic.
+ "I didn't mean to be," he cried,
+ "So deuced realistic!"
+
+
+[Illustration: SEVENTEENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+EIGHTEENTH FLAT
+
+
+ Gus Gummer long had set his head
+ Upon some strange invention.
+ "Be careful, Gus," his good wife said;
+ "It might explode. I mention--"
+
+ Just then the pesky rocket flared
+ And wrecked that Yankee notion.
+ "I feared as much!" his wife declared;
+ Then fainted from emotion.
+
+
+[Illustration: EIGHTEENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+NINETEENTH FLAT
+
+
+ While Burt was on his hobby-horse
+ And riding it like mad,
+ The rocket on its fiery course
+ Upset the startled lad.
+
+ The frightened pony plunged a lot,
+ Like Fury playing tag.
+ "Whoa, Spot!" said Burt. "Who would have thought
+ You such a fiery nag!"
+
+
+[Illustration: NINETEENTH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+TWENTIETH FLAT
+
+
+ A taxidermist plied his trade
+ Upon a walrus' head.
+ It really made him quite afraid
+ To meet its stare so dread.
+
+ When suddenly the rocket, bright,
+ Flared up and then was off!
+ "Oh, Minnie," cried the man in fright,
+ "Just hear that walrus cough!"
+
+
+[Illustration: TWENTIETH FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+TOP FLAT
+
+
+ Oh, it was just a splendid flight--
+ That rocket's wild career!
+ But to an end it came, all right,
+ As you shall straightway hear.
+
+ It plunged into a can of cream
+ That Billy Bunk was freezing,
+ And froze quite stiff, as it would seem,
+ And so subsided, wheezing.
+
+
+[Illustration: TOP FLAT]
+
+
+
+
+
+
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