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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of An Essay towards Fixing the True Standards
+of Wit, Humour, Railery, Satire, and Ridicule (1744), by Corbyn Morris
+
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+Title: An Essay towards Fixing the True Standards of Wit, Humour, Railery, Satire, and Ridicule (1744)
+
+Author: Corbyn Morris
+
+Commentator: James L. Clifford
+
+Release Date: July 7, 2005 [EBook #16233]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FIXING THE TRUE STANDARDS OF WIT ***
+
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+
+Produced by David Starner, Louise Hope and the Online
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+
+ Series Two:
+ _Essays on Wit_
+
+ No. 4
+
+
+ [Corbyn Morris]
+ _An Essay towards Fixing the True Standards
+ of Wit, Humour, Raillery, Satire, and Ridicule_
+ (1744)
+
+
+
+
+ With an Introduction by
+ James L. Clifford
+ and
+ a Bibliographical Note
+
+
+
+
+The Augustan Reprint Society
+November, 1947
+Price: $1.00
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GENERAL EDITORS
+
+RICHARD C. BOYS, University of Michigan
+EDWARD NILES HOOKER, University of California, Los Angeles
+H.T. SWEDENBERG, JR., University of California, Los Angeles
+
+
+ADVISORY EDITORS
+
+EMMETT L. AVERY, State College of Washington
+LOUIS I. BREDVOLD, University of Michigan
+BENJAMIN BOYCE, University of Nebraska
+CLEANTH BROOKS, Yale University
+JAMES L. CLIFFORD, Columbia University
+ARTHUR FRIEDMAN, University of Chicago
+SAMUEL H. MONK, University of Minnesota
+JAMES SUTHERLAND, Queen Mary College, London
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ INTRODUCTION
+
+The _Essay_ here reproduced was first advertised in the London _Daily
+Advertiser_ as "this day was published" on Thursday, 17 May 1744 (The
+same advertisement, except for the change of price from one shilling
+to two, appeared in this paper intermittently until 14 June). Although
+on the title-page the authorship is given as "By the Author of a
+Letter from a By-stander," there was no intention of anonymity, since
+the Dedication is boldly signed "Corbyn Morris, Inner Temple, Feb. 1,
+1743 [44]."
+
+Not much is known of the early life of Corbyn Morris. Born 14 August
+1710, he was the eldest son of Edmund Morris of Bishop's Castle,
+Salop. (_Alumni Cantabrigienses_). On 17 September 1727 he was
+admitted (pensioner) at Queen's College, Cambridge, as an exhibitioner
+from the famous Charterhouse School. Exactly when he left the
+university, or whether he took a degree, is not certain.
+
+Morris first achieved some prominence, though anonymously, with
+_A Letter from a By-stander to a Member of Parliament; wherein is
+examined what necessity there is for the maintenance of a large
+regular land-force in this island_. This pamphlet, dated at the end,
+26 February 1741/42, is a wholehearted eulogy of the Walpole
+administration and is filled with statistics and arguments for the
+Mercantilist theories of the day. At the time there was some suspicion
+that the work had been written either by Walpole himself or by his
+direction. When the _Letter from a By-stander_ was answered by the
+historian Thomas Carte, an angry pamphlet controversy ensued, with
+Morris writing under the pseudonym of "A Gentleman of Cambridge."
+Throughout, Morris showed himself a violent Whig, bitter in his
+attacks on Charles II and the non-jurors; and it was undoubtedly this
+fanatical party loyalty which laid the foundation for his later
+government career.
+
+The principal facts of Morris's later life may be briefly summarized.
+On 17 June 1743 he was admitted at the Inner Temple. Throughout
+the Pelham and Newcastle administrations he was employed by the
+government, as he once put it, "in conciliating opponents." From
+1751 to 1763 be acted as Secretary of the Customs and Salt Duty in
+Scotland, in which post he was acknowledged to have shown decided
+ability as an administrator. From 1763 to 1778 he was one of the
+commissioners of customs. He died at Wimbledon 22 December 1779
+(_Musgrave's Obituary_), described in the _Gentleman's Magazine_ as a
+"gentleman well known in the literary world, and universally esteemed
+for his unwearied services and attachment to government."
+
+Throughout his long years of public service he wrote numerous
+pamphlets, largely on economic and political questions. Merely the
+titles of a few may be sufficient to indicate the nature of his
+interests. _An Essay towards Deciding the Question whether Britain be
+Permitted by Right Policy to Insure the Ships of Her Enemies _(1747);
+_Observations on the Past Growth and Present State of the City of
+London_ (containing a complete table of christenings and burials 1601-
+1750) (175l); _A Letter Balancing the Causes of the Present Scarcity
+of Our Silver Coin_ (1757).
+
+It would be a mistake, however, to consider Morris merely as a
+statistical economist and Whig party hack. A gentleman of taste and
+wit, the friend of Hume, Boswell, and other discerning men of the day,
+he was elected F.R.S. in 1757, and appears to have been much
+respected. In later life Morris had a country place at Chiltern Vale,
+Herts., where he took an active delight in country sports. One
+of his late pamphlets, not listed in the _D.N.B_. account of him,
+entertainingly illustrates one of his hobbies. _The Bird-fancier's
+Recreation and Delight, with the newest and very best instructions for
+catching, taking, feeding, rearing, &c all the various sorts of SONG
+BIRDS... containing curious remarks on the nature, sex, management,
+and diseases of ENGLISH SONG BIRDS, with practical instructions for
+distinguishing the cock and hen, for taking, choosing, breeding,
+keeping, and teaching them to sing, for discovering and caring their
+diseases, and of learning them to sing to the greatest perfection_.
+
+Although there is little surviving evidence of Morris's purely
+literary interests, a set of verses combining his economic and
+artistic views appeared in a late edition of _The New Foundling
+Hospital for Wit_ (new edition, 1784, VI, 95). Occasioned by seeing
+Bowood in Wiltshire, the home of the Earl of Shelburne, the lines are
+entitled: "On Reading Dr. Goldsmith's Poem, the Deserted Village."
+
+This was the man who at the age of thirty-three brought out _An Essay
+towards Fixing the True Standards of Wit, Humour, Raillery, Satire,
+and Ridicule_. That it was ever widely read we have no evidence, but
+at least a number of men of wit and judgment found it interesting.
+Horace Walpole included it in a packet of "the only new books at all
+worth reading" sent to Horace Mann, but the fulsome dedication
+to the elder Walpole undoubtedly had something to do with this
+recommendation. More disinterested approval is shown in a letter
+printed in the _Daily Advertiser_ for 31 May 1744. Better than any
+modern critique the letter illustrates the contemporary reaction to
+the _Essay_.
+
+ Christ Church College, Oxford,
+
+ SIR:
+
+ I have examin'd the _Essay_ you have sent me for _fixing the true
+ Standards of Wit, Humour, &c._ and cannot perceive upon what
+ pretence the Definitions, as you tell me, are censured for
+ Obscurity, even by Gentlemen of Abilities, and such as in other
+ Parts of the Work very frankly allow it's Merit: the Definition
+ of Wit, which presents itself at first, you say is, particularly
+ objected to, as dark and involv'd; in answer to which I beg Leave
+ to give you my plain Sentiments upon it, and which I apprehend
+ should naturally occur to every Reader: In treating upon Wit, the
+ Author seems constantly to carry in his View a Distinction
+ between _This_ and _Vivacity_: there is a Lustre or Brilliancy
+ which often results from wild unprovok'd Sallies of Fancy; but
+ such unexpected Objects, which serve not to _elucidate_ each
+ other, discover only a Flow of Spirits, or rambling Vivacity;
+ whereas, says he, Wit is the Lustre which results from the
+ quick _Elucidation_ of one Subject, by the just and unexpected
+ Arrangement of it with another Subject.--To constitute _Wit_,
+ there must not only arise a _Lustre_ from the quick Arrangement
+ together of two Subjects, but the new Subject must be naturally
+ introduced, and also serve to _elucidate_ the original one: the
+ Word _Elucidation_, though it be not new, is elegant, and very
+ happily applied in this Definition; yet I have seen some old
+ Gentlemen here stumble at it, and have found it difficult to
+ persuade them to advance farther:--I have also heard Objections
+ made to the Words _Lustre_ and _Brilliancy_ of Ideas, though they
+ are Terms which have been used by the _Greeks_ and _Romans_, and
+ by elegant Writers of all Ages and Nations; and the Effect which
+ they express, is perfectly conceiv'd and felt by every Person of
+ true Genius and Imagination.
+
+ The Distinctions between _Wit_ and _Humour_, and the Reasons
+ why _Humour_ is more pleasurably felt than _Wit_, are new and
+ excellent: as is the Definition of an _Humourist_, and the happy
+ Analysis of the Characters of _Falstaff_, _Sir Roger de Coverly_,
+ and _Don Quixote_; But, as you say, the Merit of these Parts is
+ universally allowed; as well as the Novelty, and liberal Freedom
+ of the [word apparently omitted]; which have such Charms in my
+ Eye, as I had long ceased to expect in a Modern Writer.
+
+ I am, &c
+ 25 May, 1744
+ J---- W----
+ [not identified]
+
+If the "Gentlemen of Abilities" of the day found some of Morris's
+definitions obscure, modern readers will find them more precise than
+those of most of his predecessors. All who had gone before--Cowley,
+Barrow, Dryden, Locke, Addison, and Congreve (he does not mention
+Hobbes)--Morris felt had bungled the job. And although he apologizes
+for attempting what the great writers of the past had failed to do, he
+has no hesitation in setting forth exactly what he believes to be the
+proper distinctions in the meanings of such terms as wit, humour,
+judgment, invention, raillery, and ridicule. The mathematician and
+statistician in Morris made him strive for precise accuracy. It was
+all very clear to him, and by the use of numerous anecdotes and
+examples he hoped to make the distinctions obvious to the general
+reader.
+
+The _Essay_ shows what a man of some evident taste and perspicacity,
+with an analytical mind, can do in defining the subtle semantic
+distinctions in literary terms. Trying to fix immutably what is
+certain always to be shifting, Morris is noteworthy not only because
+of the nature of his attempt, but because he is relatively so
+successful. As Professor Edward Hooker has pointed out in an
+Introduction to an earlier _ARS_ issue (Series I, No. 2), his is
+"probably the best and clearest treatment of the subject in the first
+half of the eighteenth century." It may be regretted that political
+and economic concerns occupied so much of his later life, leaving him
+no time for further literary essays.
+
+In the present facsimile edition, for reasons of space, only the
+Introduction and the main body of the _Essay_ are reproduced. Although
+Morris once remarked to David Hume that he wrote all his books "for
+the sake of the Dedications" (_Letters of David Hume_ ed. Greig, I,
+380), modern readers need not regret too much the omission of the
+fulsome 32 page dedication to Walpole (The Earl of Orford). Morris
+insists at the beginning that the book was inspired by a fervent
+desire of "attempting a Composition, independent of Politics, which
+might furnish an occasional Amusement" to his patron. The praise which
+follows, in which Walpole is said to lead "the _Empire_ of _Letters_,"
+is so excessive as to produce only smiles in twentieth century
+readers. Walpole is praised for not curbing the press while
+necessarily curbing the theatre, his aid to commerce and industry,
+indeed almost every act of his administration, is lauded to the skies.
+The Church of England, in which "the _Exercise_ of _Reason_ in the
+solemn Worship of God, is the sacred _Right_, and indispensible
+_Duty_, of Man," receives its share of eulogy. In every connection the
+Tories are violently attacked.
+
+The Dedication ends in a peroration of praise for Walpole's public
+achievements which "shall adorn the History of _Britain_," and for his
+"_Private Virtues_ and all the _softer Features_" of his mind. His
+home of retirement is referred to in the lines of Milton:
+
+ "Great Palace now of Light!
+ Hither, as to their Fountain, other Stars
+ Repairing, in their golden Urns, draw Light;
+ And here [sic] the Morning Planet gilds her Horns."
+
+ [P.L. 7. 363-66]
+
+"Thus splendid, and superior, your Lordship now flourishes in
+honourable Ease, exerting universal Benevolence...." But in
+dedications, as in lapidary inscriptions, as Dr. Johnson might
+have agreed, a writer need not be upon oath.
+
+At the end of the _Essay_ Morris reprinted two essays from _The
+Spectator_, Nos. 35 and 62, and William Congreve's "An Essay concerning
+Humour in Comedy. To Mr. Dennis" (Congreve's _Works_, ed. Summers, III,
+161-68). Since these are readily available, they have not been included
+in this edition.
+
+The present facsimile is made from a copy owned by Louis I. Bredvold,
+with his kind permission.
+
+James L. Clifford
+
+Columbia University
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Transcriber's Note:
+The ARS edition included an errata slip, reproduced here. Where
+text was changed or deleted, the original is given in brackets.
+Corrections to the _Essay_ itself are listed after the ARS errata.]
+
+Please paste the following in your copy of Corbyn Morris's
+_Essay towards Fixing the True Standards of Wit_....
+
+(_ARS_, Series One, No. 4)
+
+ERRATA
+
+INTRODUCTION:
+
+page 5, line 1--"word apparently omitted" should be inclosed in
+brackets.
+
+page 5, line 6--"not identified" should be inclosed in brackets.
+
+page 6, line 5--the first "of" should be omitted.
+ ["modern readers need not regret too much of the omission
+ of the fulsome 32 page dedication"]
+
+page 6, line 12, should read
+ "Walpole is praised for not curbing the press while necessarily
+ curbing the theatre, his aid to commerce".
+ ["Walpole is praised for not curbing the theatre; his aid to
+ commerce"]
+
+page 6, line 25--"sic" should be inclosed in brackets, as also
+"P.L. 7. 363-66" in the next line.
+
+
+[ ESSAY ON WIT:
+
+page viii: Whence in _Aristotle_ such Persons are termed
+ "epidexioi", dexterous Men
+ The Greek _may_ read "epidezioi"; the letter-form makes it
+ uncertain.
+
+page 14: ... without any Reference to their whimsical _Oddities_
+ or _Foibles_;
+ Text reads _Oddistie_.
+
+page 20 and elsewhere: "Biass" is an attested variant spelling;
+ it has not been changed.
+
+page 25: "teizes" (modern "teases") is an attested variant spelling;
+ it has not been changed.
+
+page 40: --It is therefore no wonder that Signior _Don Quixote of
+ la Mancha_ ...
+ Text reads _Quoxote_. ]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+ * * * *
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ An
+ ESSAY
+
+ Towards Fixing the
+ TRUE STANDARDS
+ of
+ WIT, HUMOUR, RAILLERY,
+ SATIRE, and RIDICULE.
+
+
+ To which is Added, an
+ ANALYSIS
+ Of the CHARACTERS of
+
+ An HUMOURIST, Sir John Falstaff,
+ Sir Roger De Coverly,
+ and Don Quixote.
+
+
+
+ Inscribed to the RIGHT HONORABLE
+ ROBERT Earl of ORFORD.
+
+ By the AUTHOR of a
+ LETTER from a BY-STANDER.
+
+ ---- _Jacta est Alea_.
+
+
+ LONDON:
+
+ Printed for J. ROBERTS, at the Oxford-Arms,
+ in Warwick-lane; and W. BICKERTON,
+ in the Temple-Exchange, near the
+ Inner-Temple-Gate, Fleet-Street.
+
+ M DCC XLIV. [Price 2s.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ INTRODUCTION.
+
+
+An Attempt to _describe_ the precise _Limits_ of WIT, HUMOUR,
+RAILLERY, SATIRE and RIDICULE, I am sensible, is no easy or slight
+Undertaking. To give a _Definition_ of WIT, has been declared by
+Writers of the greatest Renown, to exceed their Reach and Power; and
+Gentlemen of no less Abilities, and Fame, than _Cowley_, _Barrow_,
+_Dryden_, _Locke_, _Congreve_, and _Addison_, have tryed their Force
+upon this Subject, and have all left it free, and unconquered. This,
+I perceive, will be an Argument with some, for condemning an _Essay_
+upon this Topic by a young Author, as rash and presumptious. But,
+though I desire to pay all proper Respect to these eminent Writers,
+if a tame Deference to great Names shall become fashionable, and the
+Imputation of Vanity be laid upon those who examine their Works, all
+Advancement in Knowledge will be absolutely stopp'd; and _Literary_
+Merit will be soon placed, in an _humble Stupidity_, and _solemn
+Faith_ in the Wisdom of our Ancestors.
+
+Whereas, if I rightly apprehend, _an Ambition to excell_ is the
+Principle which should animate a Writer, directed by a _Love_ of
+_Truth_, and a _free Spirit_ of _Candour_ and _Inquiry_. This is the
+_Flame_ which should warm the rising Members of every Science, not a
+poor Submission to those who have preceded. For, however it may be
+with a _Religious_ DEVOTION, a _Literary_ One is certainly the CHILD
+of _Ignorance_.
+
+However, I must acknowledge, that where I have differed from the great
+Authors before mentioned, it has been with a Diffidence, and after the
+most serious and particular Examination of what they have delivered.
+It is from hence, that I have thought it my Duty, to exhibit with the
+following _Essay_, their several Performances upon the same Subject,
+that every Variation of mine from their Suffrage, and the Reasons upon
+which I have grounded it, may clearly appear.
+
+
+The following _Ode_ upon WIT is written by Mr. _Cowley_.
+
+ ODE of WIT.
+
+ I.
+
+Tell me, oh tell!, what kind of Thing is _WIT_,
+ Thou who _Master_ art of it;
+For the _first Matter_ loves Variety _less_;
+Less _Women_ love't, either in _Love_ or _Dress_.
+ A thousand diff'rent Shapes it bears,
+ Comely in thousand Shapes appears;
+Yonder we saw it plain, and here 'tis now,
+Like _Spirits_ in a Place, we know not _how_.
+
+ II.
+
+_London_, that vents of _false Ware_ so much Store,
+ In no _Ware_ deceives us more;
+For Men, led by the _Colour_, and the Shape,
+Like _Zeuxis' Bird_, fly to the painted Grape.
+ Some things do through our Judgment pass,
+ As through a _Multiplying Glass_:
+And sometimes, if the _Object_ be too far,
+We take a _falling Meteor_ for a _Star_.
+
+ III.
+
+Hence 'tis a _Wit_, that greatest _Word_ of Fame,
+ Grows such a common Name;
+And _Wits_, by our _Creation_, they become;
+Just so as _Tit'lar Bishops_ made at _Rome_.
+ 'Tis not a _Tale_, 'tis not a _Jest_,
+ Admir'd with _Laughter_ at a Feast,
+Nor florid _Talk_ which can that _Title_ gain;
+The _Proofs_ of _Wit_ for ever must remain.
+
+ IV.
+
+'Tis not to force some Lifeless _Verses_ meet,
+ With their five gouty Feet.
+All ev'ry where, like _Man's_, must be the _Soul_,
+And _Reason_ the _inferior Pow'rs_ controul.
+ Such were the _Numbers_ which could call
+ The _Stones_ into the _Theban_ Wall.
+Such _Miracles_ are ceas'd, and now we see
+No _Towns_ or _Houses_ rais'd by _Poetry.
+
+ V.
+
+Yet 'tis not to adorn, and gild each Part,
+ That shews more _Cost_ than _Art_.
+_Jewels_ at _Nose_, and _Lips_, but ill appear;
+Rather than _all Things Wit_, let _none_ be there.
+ Several _Lights_ will not be seen,
+ If there be nothing else between.
+Men doubt; because they stand so thick i' th' Sky.
+If those be _Stars_ which paint the _Galaxy_.
+
+ VI.
+
+'Tis not when two like Words make up one Noise;
+ Jests for _Dutch Men_, and _English Boys_.
+In which, who finds out _Wit_, the same may see
+In _An'grams_ and _Acrostiques Poetry_.
+ Much less can that have any Place,
+ At which a _Virgin_ hides her Face;
+Such _Dross_ the _Fire_ must purge away; 'Tis just
+The _Author blush_, there where the _Reader_ must.
+
+ VII.
+
+'Tis not such _Lines_ as almost crack the _Stage_,
+ When _Bajazet_ begins to rage;
+Not a tall _Metaphor_ in th' _bombast Way_,
+Nor the dry Chips of short-lung'd _Seneca_.
+ Nor upon all Things to obtrude,
+ And force some odd _Similitude_.
+What is it then, which like the _Pow'r Divine_,
+We only can by _Negatives_ define?
+
+ VIII.
+
+In a true Piece of _Wit_, all Things must be,
+ Yet all Things there _agree_;
+As in the _Ark_, join 'd without Force or Strife,
+All _Creatures_ dwelt; all _Creatures_ that had Life.
+ Or as the _primitive Forms_ of all,
+ (If we compare great Things with small)
+Which without _Discord_ or _Confusion_ lie,
+In the strange _Mirror_ of the _Deity_.
+
+ IX.
+
+But _Love_, that moulds _one Man_ up out of _two_,
+ Makes me forget, and injure you.
+I took _You_ for _Myself_, sure when I thought
+That You in any thing were to be taught.
+ Correct my Error with thy Pen,
+ And if any ask me then,
+What thing right _Wit_, and Height of _Genius_ is,
+I'll only shew your _Lines_, and say, _'Tis this_.
+
+The _Spirit_ and _Wit_ of this _Ode_ are excellent; and yet it is
+evident, through the whole, that Mr. _Cowley_ had no clear Idea of
+_Wit_, though at the same time it _shines_ in most of these Lines:
+There is little Merit in saying what WIT _is not_, which is the chief
+Part of this _Ode_. Towards the End, he indeed attempts to describe what
+_it is_, but is quite vague and perplex'd in his Description; and at
+last, instead of collecting his scatter'd Rays into a _Focus_, and
+exhibiting succinctly the clear Essence and Power of WIT, he drops the
+whole with a trite Compliment.
+
+The learned Dr. _Barrow_, in his _Sermon against foolish Talking and
+Jesting_, gives the following profuse Description of WIT.
+
+ But first it may be demanded, What the Thing we speak of is? Or
+ what the Facetiousness (or _Wit_ as he calls it before) doth
+ import? To which Questions I might reply, as _Democritus_ did to
+ him that asked the Definition of a Man, _'Tis that we all see and
+ know._ Any one better apprehends what it is by Acquaintance,
+ than I can inform him by Description. It is indeed a Thing so
+ versatile and multiform, appearing in so many Shapes, so many
+ Postures, so many Garbs, so variously apprehended by several
+ Eyes and Judgments, that it seemeth no less hard to settle a
+ clear and certain Notion thereof, than to make a Portrait of
+ _Proteus_, or to define the Figure of the fleeting Air. Sometimes
+ it lieth in pat Allusion to a known Story, or in seasonable
+ Application of a trivial Saying, or in forging an apposite Tale:
+ Sometimes it playeth in Words and Phrases, taking Advantage from
+ the Ambiguity of their Sense, or the Affinity of their Sound:
+ Sometimes it is wrapp'd in a Dress of humorous Expression:
+ Sometimes it lurketh under an odd Similitude: Sometimes it
+ is lodged in a sly Question, in a smart Answer, in a quirkish
+ Reason, in a shrewd Intimation, in cunningly diverting, or
+ cleverly retorting an Objection: Sometimes it is couched in a
+ bold Scheme of Speech, in a tart Irony, in a lusty Hyperbole,
+ in a startling Metaphor, in a plausible Reconciling of
+ Contradictions, or in acute Nonsense; Sometimes a scenical
+ Representation of Persons or Things, a counterfeit Speech, a
+ mimical Look or Gesture passeth for it. Sometimes an affected
+ Simplicity, sometimes a presumptuous Bluntness giveth it Being.
+ Sometimes it riseth from a lucky Hitting upon what is Strange;
+ sometimes from a crafty wresting obvious Matter to the Purpose.
+ Often it' consisteth in one knows not what, and springeth
+ up one can hardly tell how. Its ways are unaccountable, and
+ inexplicable, being answerable to the numberless Rovings of
+ Fancy, and Windings of Language. It is, in short, a Manner
+ of Speaking out of the simple and plain Way (such as Reason
+ teacheth, and proveth Things by) which by a pretty, surprizing
+ Uncouthness in Conceit or Expression, doth affect and amuse the
+ Fancy, stirring in it some Wonder, and breeding some Delight
+ thereto. It raiseth Admiration, as signifying a nimble Sagacity
+ of Apprehension, a special Felicity of Invention, a Vivacity of
+ Spirit, and Reach of Wit, more than vulgar; it seeming to argue a
+ rare Quickness of Parts, that one can fetch in remote Conceits
+ applicable; a notable Skill that he can dextrously accommodate
+ them to the Purpose before him; together with a lively Briskness
+ of Humour, not apt to damp those Sportful Flashes of Imagination.
+ (Whence in _Aristotle_ such Persons are termed "epidexioi",
+ dexterous Men, and "eutropoi", Men of facile or versatile
+ Manners, who can easily turn themselves to all Things, or
+ turn all Things to themselves.) It also procureth Delight,
+ by gratifying Curiosity with its Rareness, or Semblance of
+ Difficulty. (As Monsters, not for their Beauty, but their
+ Rarity; as juggling Tricks, not for their Use, but their
+ Abstruseness, are beheld with Pleasure;) by diverting the Mind
+ from its Road of serious Thoughts, by instilling Gaiety, and
+ Airiness of Spirit; by provoking to such Disposition of Spirit
+ in Way of Emulation, or Complaisance; and by seasoning Matters
+ otherwise distasteful or insipid, with an unusual and thence
+ grateful Tange.
+
+This Description, it is easy to perceive, must have cost the Author of
+it a great deal of Labour. It is a very full Specimen of that Talent
+of entirely _exhausting_ a Subject, for which Dr. _Barrow_ was
+remarkable; and if the _Point_ was, to exhibit all the various Forms
+and Appearances, not of WIT only, but of _Raillery_, _Satire_,
+_Sarcasms_, and of every Kind of _Poignancy_ and _Pleasantry_ of
+Sentiment, and Expression, he seems to have perfectly succeeded; there
+being perhaps no Variety, in all the Extent of these Subjects, which
+he has not presented to View in this Description.--But he does not
+pretend to give any _Definition_ of WIT, intimating rather that it is
+quite impossible to be given: And indeed from his Description of it,
+as a _Proteus_, appearing in numberless various Colours, and Forms;
+and from his mistaking, and presenting for WIT, other different
+Mixtures and Substances, it is evident that his Idea of it was quite
+confused and uncertain: It is true, he has discovered a vast Scope of
+Fertility of Genius, and an uncommon Power of collecting together a
+Multitude of Objects upon any Occasion, but he has here absolutely
+mistaken his work; for instead of exhibiting the Properties of WIT in
+a clearer Light, and confuting the _false Claims_ which are made to
+it, he has made it his whole Business to perplex it the more, by
+introducing, from all Corners, a monstrous Troop of new unexpected
+_Pretenders_.
+
+_Dryden_, in the Preface to his _Opera_, entitled, _The State of
+Innocence_, or _Fall of Man_, gives the following _Decree_ upon WIT.
+ The _Definition of WIT_, (which has been so often attempted, and
+ ever unsuccessfully by many Poets) is only this: That it is _a
+ Propriety of Thoughts and Words; or in other Terms, Thoughts and
+ Words elegantly adapted to the Subject_.
+
+If Mr. _Dryden_ imagined, that he had succeeded _himself_ in this
+_Definition_, he was extremely mistaken; for nothing can be more
+distant from the Properties of WIT, than those he describes. He
+discovers no Idea of the _Surprize_, and _Brilliancy_ of WIT, or of
+the sudden _Light_ thrown upon a Subject. Instead of once pointing at
+these, he only describes the Properties of clear _Reasoning_, which
+are _a Propriety of Thoughts and Words_;--Whereas WIT, in its sudden
+_Flashes_, makes no Pretension to _Reasoning_; but is perceived in the
+pleasant _Surprize_ which it starts, and in the _Light_ darted upon
+a Subject, which instantly vanishes again, without abiding a strict
+Examination.
+
+The other Definition he gives, which is, _Thoughts and Words elegantly
+adapted to the Subject_, is very different from the former, but
+equally unhappy.
+
+For _Propriety_, in _Thoughts_ and _Words_, consists in exhibiting
+_clear, pertinent Ideas_, in _precise_ and _perspicuous Words_.
+
+Whereas ELEGANCE consists in the _compt_, _well pruned_ and _succinct
+Turn_ of a Subject.
+
+The Object of the _First_, is to be _clear_, and _perspicuous_; whence
+it often appears in pursuit of these, not _compt_ or _succinct_:
+Whereas the _Essence_ of ELEGANCE is to be _compt_ and _succinct_,
+for the Sake of which Ornaments it often neglect _Perspicuity_, and
+_Clearness_.--In short, a _Propriety_ of Thoughts and Words, may
+subsist without any _Elegance_; as an _Elegance_ of Thoughts and Words
+may appear without a perfect _Propriety_.
+
+The last _Definition_, as it is thus very different from the former is
+also equally unhappy: For ELEGANCE is no _essential_ Property of WIT.
+_Pure_ WIT resulting solely from the _quick Elucidation_ of one
+Subject, by the sudden _Arrangement_, and _Comparison_ of it,
+with another Subject.--If the two Objects _arranged_ together are
+_elegant_, and _polite_, there will then be superadded to the WIT,
+an _Elegance_ and _Politeness_ of Sentiment, which will render the
+WIT more amiable. But if the Objects are _vulgar_, _obscene_, or
+_deformed_, provided the _first_ be _elucidated_, in a lively Manner,
+by, the sudden _Arrangement_ of it with the _second_, there will be
+equally WIT; though, the Indelicacy of Sentiment attending it, will
+render such WIT shocking and abominable.
+
+It is with the highest Respect for the great Mr. _Locke_, that I
+deliver his Sentiments upon this Subject.
+
+ And hence, perhaps, may be given some Reason of that common
+ Observation, that Men who have a great deal of _Wit_, and prompt
+ Memories, have not always the clearest Judgment or deepest
+ Reason: For _Wit_ lying most in the Assemblage of _Ideas_, and
+ putting those together with Quickness and Variety, wherein can be
+ found any Assemblance or Congruity, thereby to make up pleasant
+ Pictures, and agreeable Visions in the Fancy. _Judgment_, on the
+ contrary, lies quite on the other side; in separating carefully
+ one from another, _Ideas_, wherein can be found the least
+ Difference, thereby to avoid being missed by Similitude, and
+ by Affinity to take one thing for another. This is a Way of
+ proceeding quite contrary to Metaphor and Allusion; wherein for
+ the most Part lies that Entertainment and Pleasantry of _Wit_,
+ which strikes so lively on the Fancy, and therefore is acceptable
+ to all People, because its Beauty appears at first Sight, and
+ there is required no Labour of Thoughts to examine what Truth,
+ or Reason, there is in it. The Mind, without looking any further,
+ rests satisfied with the Agreeableness of the Picture, and the
+ Gaiety of the Fancy. And it is a kind of an Affront to go about
+ to examine it by the severe Rules of Truth, and good Reason,
+ whereby it appears, that it conflicts in something that is not
+ perfectly conformable to them.
+
+It is to be observed that Mr. _Locke_ has here only occasionally,
+and passantly, delivered his Sentiments upon this Subject; but yet he
+has very happily explained the chief Properties of WIT. It was _his_
+Remark _First_, that it lies for the most _Part_ in _assembling_
+together with _Quickness_ and _Variety_ Objects, which possess an
+_Affinity_, or _Congruity_, with each other; which was the _first_
+just Information obtained by the literary World, upon this Subject.
+
+As to what he adds, That the Intention, and Effects, of this
+_Assemblage_ of _similar_ Objects, is _to make up pleasant Pictures,
+and agreeable Visions in the Fancy_, it is, as I humbly apprehend, not
+quite perfect: For the Business of this _Assemblage_ is not merely to
+raise pleasant Pictures in the Fancy, but also to _enlighten_
+thereby the _original_ Subject.--This is evident; because in such
+_Assemblages_, the only Foundation upon which the _new Subject_
+is suddenly introduced, is the _Affinity_, and consequently the
+_Illustration_, it bears to the _first_ Subject.--The Introduction of
+pleasant Pictures and Visions, which present not a new _Illustration_,
+and _Light_, to the _original_ Subjects, being rather wild Sallies of
+_Vivacity_, than well-aimed, apposite Strokes of WIT.
+
+It is Mr. _Locke_'s Conclusion, at last, That WIT _consists in
+something that is not perfectly conformable to Truth, and good
+Reason_.--This is a _Problem_ of some Curiosity; and I apprehend
+Mr. _Locke_'s Determination upon it to be right:--For the _Direction_
+of WIT is absolutely different from the _Direction of_ TRUTH and GOOD
+REASON; It being the Aim of WIT to strike the _Imagination_; of TRUTH
+and GOOD REASON, to convince the _Judgment_: From thence they can
+never be perfectly coincident.
+
+It is however true, that there may be Instances of WIT, wherein the
+_Agreement_ between the two Objects shall be absolutely _just_, and
+perceived to be such at the first Glance. Such Instances of WIT, will
+be then also _Self-evident_ TRUTHS. They will _both_ agree in their
+obvious, and quick _Perspicuity_; but will be still different in this,
+that the Effort of the _One_ is to strike the _Fancy_, whereas the
+_Other_ is wholly exerted in gratifying the _Judgment_.
+
+The Sentiments of Mr. _Addison_ upon WIT, are professedly delivered in
+the _Spectator_ No. 62. annexed to the following _Essay_. He has there
+justly commended Mr. _Locke_'s Description of WIT; but what he adds,
+by Way of Explanation to it, that the _Assemblage_ of Ideas must be
+such as shall give _Delight_, and _Surprize_, is not true, in regard
+to the Former, _Delight_ being no _essential_ Property of WIT; for
+if the _original_ Subject be unpleasant, or deformed, the sudden
+unexpected _Arrangement_ of a _similar_ Object with it, may give us
+_Surprize_, and be indisputably WIT, and yet be far from creating any
+_Delight_.
+
+This Gentleman has also given the following Example, in order to
+illustrate the Necessity there is, that _Surprize_ should be always
+an Attendant upon WIT.
+
+ "When a Poet tells us, the Bosom of his Mistress is as white as
+ Snow, there is no _Wit_ in the Comparison; but when he adds,
+ with a Sigh, that it as cold too, it then grows to Wit."
+
+--To compare a Girl's _Bosom_ to _Snow_ for its _Whiteness_ I
+apprehend to be WIT, notwithstanding the Authority of so great a
+Writer to the contrary. For there is a _Lustre_ resulting from the
+_natural_ and _splendid Agreement_ between these Objects, which will
+_always_ produce WIT; such, as cannot be destroyed, though it will
+quickly be rendered _trite_, by frequent Repetition.
+
+This _Problem_, _How far_ SURPRIZE _is, or is not, necessary to_ WIT,
+I humbly apprehend, may be thus solved.--In Subjects which have a
+_natural_ and _splendid Agreement_, there will always be WIT upon
+their _Arrangement_ together; though when it becomes _trite_, and not
+accompanied with _Surprize_, the _Lustre_ will be much faded;--But
+where the _Agreement_ is _forced_ and _strained_, _Novelty_ and
+_Surprize_ are absolutely necessary to usher it in; An unexpected
+_Assemblage_ of this Sort, striking our Fancy, and being gaily
+admitted at first to be WIT; which upon frequent Repetition, the
+_Judgment_ will have examined, and rise up against it wherever it
+appears;--So that in short, in Instances where the _Agreement_ is
+_strained_ and _defective_, which indeed are abundantly the most
+general, _Surprize_ is a necessary _Passport_ to WIT; but _Surprize_
+is not necessary to WIT, where the _Agreement_ between the two
+Subjects is _natural_ and _splendid_; though in these Instances
+it greatly heightens the _Brillancy_.
+
+The subsequent Remark of Mr. _Addison_, _That the Poet, after saying
+his Mistress's Bosom is as white as Snow, should add, with a Sigh,
+that it is as cold too, in order that it may grow to_ WIT, is I fear,
+very incorrect. For as to the _Sigh_, it avails not a Rush; and this
+Addition will be found to be only a _new_ Stroke of WIT, equally
+_trite_, and less perfect, and natural, than the former Comparison.
+
+It may also be observed, That Mr. _Addison_ has omitted the
+_Elucidation_ of the _original_ Subject, which is the grand Excellence
+of WIT. Nor has he prescribed any _Limits_ to the Subjects, which are
+to be arranged together; without which the Result will be frequently
+the SUBLIME or BURLESQUE; In which, it is true, WIT often appears,
+but taking their whole Compositions together, they are different
+Substances, and usually ranked in different _Classes_.
+
+All that Mr. _Congreve_ has delivered upon WIT, as far as I know,
+appears in his _Essay_ upon HUMOUR, annexed to this Treatise. He
+there says,
+ To define HUMOUR, perhaps, were as difficult, as to define WIT;
+ for, like that, it is of infinite Variety.
+--Again, he afterwards adds,
+ But though we cannot certainly tell what WIT is, or what HUMOUR
+ is, yet we may _go near_ to shew something, which is not WIT, or
+ not HUMOUR, and yet often mistaken for both.
+--In this _Essay_, wherein he particularly considers HUMOUR, and
+the Difference between _this_, and WIT, he may be expected to have
+delivered his best Sentiments upon both: But these Words, which I
+have quoted, seem to be as important and precise, as any which he has
+offered upon the Subject of WIT. As such, I present them, without any
+Remarks, to my Reader, who, if he only _goes near_ to be _edified_ by
+them, will discover a great Share of _Sagacity_.
+
+The Sentiments of these eminent Writers upon WIT, having thus been
+exhibited, I come next to the Subject of HUMOUR. This has been
+_defined_ by some, in the following Manner, with great _Perspicuity._
+--HUMOUR is the genuine WIT of _Comedies_,--which has afforded
+vast Satisfaction to many _Connoissures_ in the _Belles Lettres_;
+especially as WIT has been supposed to be incapable of any
+_Definition._
+
+This Subject has also been particularly considered by the
+_Spectatator_ No. 35. inserted at the End of the following
+_Essay_. Mr. _Addison_ therein _gravely_ remarks, that
+ It is indeed much easier to describe what is not HUMOUR, than
+ what it is;
+which, I humbly apprehend, is no very _important_ Piece of
+Information.--He adds,
+ And very difficult to define it otherwise, than as _Cowly_ has
+ done WIT, by Negatives.
+This Notion of _defining_ a Subject by _Negatives_, is a favourite
+_Crotchet_, and may perhaps be assumed upon other Occasions by future
+Writers: I hope therefore I shall be pardoned, if I offer a proper
+Explanation of so good a _Conceit_;--To declare then, _That a Subject is
+only to be_ DEFINED _by_ NEGATIVES, is to cloath it in a _respectable_
+Dress of _Darkness_. And about as much as to say, That it is a _Knight_
+of _tenebrose Virtues_; or a _serene Prince_, of the _Blood_ of _Occult
+Qualities_.
+
+Mr. _Addison_ proceeds,
+ Were I to give my own Notions of HUMOUR, I should deliver them
+ after _Plato's_ Manner, in a Kind of Allegory; and by supposing
+ HUMOUR to be a Person, deduce to him, all his Qualifications,
+ according to the following Genealogy: TRUTH was the Founder of
+ the Family, and the Father of GOOD SENSE; GOOD SENSE was the
+ Father of WIT, who married a Lady of a collateral Line called
+ MIRTH, by whom he had Issue HUMOUR.
+--It is very unfortunate for this _Allegorical_ Description, that
+there is not one Word of it just: For TRUTH, GOOD SENSE, WIT, and
+MIRTH, represented to be the immediate _Ancestors_ of HUMOUR; whereas
+HUMOUR is derived from the _Foibles_, and whimsical _Oddities_
+of _Persons_ in real Life, which flow rather from their
+_Inconsistencies_, and _Weakness_, than from TRUTH and GOOD SENSE;
+Nor is WIT any _Ancestor_ of HUMOUR, but of a quite different
+_Family_; it being notorious that much HUMOUR may be drawn from
+the Manners of _Dutchmen_, and of the most formal and dull Persons,
+who are yet never guilty of WIT. Again, MIRTH is not so properly
+the _Parent_ of HUMOUR, as the _Offspring_.--In short, this whole
+_Genealogy_ is a _nubilous_ Piece of Conceit, instead of being any
+_Elucidation_ of HUMOUR. It is a formal Method of trifling, introduced
+under a deep Ostentation of Learning, which deserves the severest
+Rebuke.--But I restrain my Pen, recollecting the _Visions_ of MIRZA,
+and heartily profess my high Veneration for their admirable Author.
+
+The _Essay_ upon HUMOUR, at the End of this Treatise, written by
+Mr. _Congreve_, is next to be considered. It appears, that at first
+he professes his absolute Uncertainty in regard to this Subject; and
+says, "_We cannot certainly tell what_ WIT _is, or what_ HUMOUR _is_."
+But yet, through his whole Piece, he neglects the Subject of HUMOUR in
+general, and only discourses upon the HUMOUR, by which he means barely
+the _Disposition_, of Persons: This may particularly appear from the
+following Words.
+
+ A Man may change his Opinion, but I believe he will find it a
+ Difficulty to part with his HUMOUR; and there is nothing more
+ provoking than the being made sensible of that Difficulty.
+ Sometimes we shall meet with those, who perhaps indifferently
+ enough, but at the same time impertinently, will ask the
+ Question, WHY ARE YOU NOT MERRY? WHY ARE YOU NOT GAY, PLEASANT,
+ AND CHEARFUL? Then instead of answering, could I ask such a
+ Person, WHY ARE YOU NOT HANDSOME? WHY HAVE YOU NOT BLACK EYES,
+ AND A BETTER COMPLEXION? Nature abhors to be forced.
+
+ The two famous Philosophers of _Ephesus_ and _Abdera_, have their
+ different Sects at this Day. Some weep, and others laugh at one
+ and the same Thing.
+
+ I don't doubt but you have observed several Men laugh when they
+ are angry; others, who are silent; some that are loud; yet I
+ cannot suppose that it is the Passion of ANGER, which is in
+ itself different, or more or less in one than t'other, but that
+ it is the HUMOUR of the Man that is predominant, and urges him to
+ express it in that Manner. Demonstrations of PLEASURE, are as
+ various: One Man has a HUMOUR of retiring from all Company, when
+ any thing has happened to please him beyond Expectation; he hugs
+ himself alone, and thinks it an Addition to the Pleasure to keep
+ it a Secret, &c.
+
+All which, I apprehend, is no more than saying; That there are different
+_Dispositions_ in different _Persons_.
+
+In another Place, he seems to understand by _Humour_, not only the
+_Disposition,_ but the _Tone_ of the _Nerves_, of a Person,
+thus,
+
+ "Suppose MOROSE to be a Man naturally splenetic, and melancholy;
+ is there any thing more offensive to one of such a DISPOSITION
+ (where he uses the Word instead of _Humour_) than Noise and
+ Clamour? Let any Man that has the Spleen (and there are enough in
+ England) be Judge. We see common Examples of this HUMOUR in
+ little every Day. 'Tis ten to one, but three Parts in four of the
+ Company you dine with, are discomposed, and started at the
+ cutting of a Cork, or scratching of a Plate with a Knife; it is
+ a Proportion of the same HUMOUR, that makes such, or any other
+ Noise, offensive to the Person that hears it; for there are
+ others who will not be disturbed at all by it.
+
+At this Rate every _Weakness_ of _Nerves_, or _Particularity_ of
+_Constitution,_ is HUMOUR.
+
+It is true, he justly points out in another Place the different
+Sentiments, which ought to be adapted to different _Characters_ in
+_Comedy_, according to their different _Dispositions_, or, as he
+phrases it, _Humours_: As for Instance, he very rightly observes,
+ That a Character of a splenetic and peevish HUMOUR, Should have
+ a satirical WIT. A jolly and sanguine HUMOUR should have a
+ facetious WIT.
+--But still this is no Description of what is well felt, and known, by
+the general Name of HUMOUR.
+
+However, as what I have already quoted, may appear to be only his
+looser Explanations, it will be necessary to deliver his more closed
+and collected Sentiments upon this Subject. These he gives in the
+following Words,
+ I should be unwilling to venture, even in a bare _Description_ of
+ _Humour_, much more to make a _Definition_ of it; but now my Hand
+ is in, I will tell you what serves me instead of either. I take
+ it to be, _A singular and unavoidable Manner of doing or saying
+ any thing, peculiar and natural to one Man only, by which his
+ Speech and Actions are distinguished from those of other Men."
+--This Description is very little applicable to HUMOUR, but tolerably
+well adapted to other Subjects.--Thus, a Person, who is happy in a
+particular _Grace_, which accompanies all his Actions, may be said to
+possess _a singular and unavoidable Manner of doing or saying any
+thing, peculiar and natural to him only, by which his Speech and
+Actions are distinguished from those of other Men_. And the same
+may be said of a Person of a peculiar _Vivacity_, _Heaviness_,
+or _Awkwardness_.--In short, this Description is suited to any
+_Particularity_ of a Person in general, instead of being adapted
+to the _Foibles_ and _whimsical Oddities_ of Persons, which alone
+constitute HUMOUR.
+
+These are the only Pieces upon WIT, and HUMOUR, which have fallen
+within my Knowledge; I have here fairly delivered them at length;
+and from the Respect which is due to such eminent Writers, have
+distinctly and deliberately examined the Merit of each.--As to my
+own _Performance_, which is now submitted to the Public, I have to
+wish, that it may gain a candid and strict Examination. It has been
+my Endeavour to give _Definitions_ of the Subjects, upon which I have
+treated; A _Plan_ the most difficult of all others to be executed by
+an Author; But such an one, as I apprehend, deserves to be more
+generally introduced, and established. If once it was expected by the
+Public, that _Authors_ should strictly _define_ their Subjects, it
+would instantly checque an Inundation of Scribbling. The _desultory_
+Manner of Writing would be absolutely exploded; and _Accuracy_ and
+_Precision_ would be necessarily introduced upon every Subject.
+
+This is the _Method_ pursued in Subjects of _Philosophy_; Without
+clear and precise _Definitions_ such noble Advances could never have
+been made in those Sciences; And it is by the Assistance of _these_
+only, that Subjects of _Polite Literature_, can ever be enlightened
+and embellished with just Ornaments. If _Definitions_ had been
+constantly exacted from Authors there would not have appeared _one
+hundreth_ Part of the present Books, and yet every Subject had been
+better ascertained.--Nor will this Method, as some may imagine, be
+encumbered with Stiffness; On the contrary, in _illustrating_ the
+Truth of _Definitions_ there is a full Scope of the utmost Genius,
+Imagination, and Spirit of a Writer; and a Work upon this _Plan_ is
+adorned with the highest Charms appearing with _Propriety_,
+_Clearness_, and _Conviction_, as well as Beauty.
+
+It is true, that the Difficulties, which attend an able Execution
+of this _Method_, are not open to a careless Eye; And it is some
+Mortification to an _Author_ upon this _Plan_, that his greatest
+_Merit_ is likely to lie concealed; A _Definition,_ or _Distinction,_
+which after much Attention and Time he has happily delivered with
+_Brevity_ and _Clearness_, appearing hereby quite obvious, to others,
+and what they cannot imagine could require Pains to discover.
+
+As to the _Examples_, by which I have illustrated the _Definition_ of
+_Wit_, they are _common_ and _trite_; but are the best, which I could
+find upon deliberate Enquiry. Many Modern instances of _Wit_, which
+left very lively Impressions upon me, when I heard them, appearing
+upon Re-examination to be quite strained and defective. These, which
+I have given, as they are thus _trite_, are not designed in themselves
+for any Entertainment to the Reader; but being various, and distant
+from each other, they very properly serve to explain the Truth, and
+Extent of the _Definition_.
+
+The Character of an HUMOURIST, I expect, will be strange to most of
+my Readers; and if no Gentleman is acquainted with a _Person_ of this
+_Cast_, it must pass for a _Monster_ of my own Creation;--As to the
+Character of Sir _John Falstaff_, it is chiefly extracted from
+_Shakespear_, in his 1st Part of King _Henry_ the _IVth_; But so far
+as _Sir John_ in _Shakspear's_ Description, sinks into a _Cheat_ or a
+_Scoundrel_, upon any Occasion, he is different from that _Falstaff_,
+who is designed in the following _Essay_, and is entirely an amiable
+Character.
+
+It is obvious, that the Appearance, which _Falstaff_ makes, in the
+unfinished Play of _The Merry Wives of Windsor_, is in general greatly
+below his true Character. His Imprisonment and Death in the latter
+Part of King _Henry_ the _IVth_, seem also to have been written by
+_Shakespear_ in Compliance with the _Austerity_ of the Times; and in
+order to avoid the Imputation of encouraging _Idleness_ and mirthful
+_Riot_ by too amiable and happy an Example.
+
+The Criticism, which I have made, upon _Horace_'s Narrative of his
+_Adventure_ with an _Impertinent Fellow_, I offer with Respect; And
+beg leave to observe that the chief Part which I object to, is the
+_Propriety_ of his introducing himself in so _ridiculous a Plight_;
+ --Dum sudor ad imos
+ Manaret Talos;
+And
+ Demitto Auriculas, ut iniquae mentis Acellus
+ Cum gravius dorso subiit onus.
+And other Representations of the same sort, seem to place _Horace_
+in a very mean and ludicrous Light; which it is probable he never
+apprehended in the full Course of exposing his Companion;--Besides,
+the Conduct of his Adversary is in several Places, excessively, and,
+as it may be construed, _designedly_, insolent and contemptuous; and
+as no Merit or Importance belongs to this Person, there appears no
+Reason why _Horace_ should endure such Treatment; or, if the other was
+too _powerful_ for him, it is not an _Adventure_ of _Honour_; or what
+_Horace_ should chuse to expose to the World in this manner, with all
+the Particulars of his own despicable Distress.
+
+However, the _Mirth_ which results from this Narrative, as it
+now stands, is perhaps rather the stronger at first, by the full
+_Ridicule_ which lies against _Horace_, and his Adversary;--But, upon
+Reflection, there arises a Disgust, at the Impropriety of _Horace's_
+exposing his own _Meanness_, as well as at the nauseous _Impudence_
+of his Companion.
+
+As to _uncommon_ Words, if any such appear in this _Introduction_,
+or in the following _Essay_, I hope they want neither _Propriety_,
+_Clearness_, nor _Strength_;--And if the _Length_of this Piece to an
+_Essay_ so _short_ shall happen at first to _disturb_ any _Critic_,
+I beg leave to inform him, that all, which can be fairly collected
+from it, is only, that it may have cost _me_ the more Trouble;--But
+upon mentioning the _Length_ of this Piece, what behoves me the most,
+is, to return my Thanks to two _Gentlemen_, who suffered me to read to
+them the whole, as it was gradually written; And by whose _judicious_
+and _friendly Instructions_ in the Course of it, my own _Imagination_
+was often prevented from running into _Riots_.
+
+However, I am far from imagining, that I have always been reduced
+within just Bounds; And now feel a sufficient Share of _Concern_ and
+_Anxiety_, for the _Fate_ of this Work;--Yet, I humbly apprehend, that
+_this_ must freely be allowed me, that I have not been a _Plagiary_;
+But have constantly delivered my own _original_ Sentiments, without
+_purloining_ or _disfiguring_ the Thoughts of others; An _Honesty_,
+which, I hope, is laudable in an _Author_; And as I have not _stolen_,
+neither have I _concealed_, the _Merit_ of other Writers.
+
+It will also be found, as I humbly apprehend, that I have never
+_shunned_ the Subject: I mention this particularly, because it is
+the Practice of many eminent Writers, after much _curvetting_ and
+_prauncing_, suddenly to wheel, and retire, when they are expected
+to make their most full Attack.--These Gentlemen, it is true, very
+happily avoid _Danger_, and advance and retreat in _excellent Order_:
+But, with their Leave, I must observe that they never do any
+_Execution_; For Subjects, which have not been surveyed, and laid
+open, are like _fortified Places_; and it is the Business of a
+_Writer_, as well as of a _Soldier_, to make an Attack;--This has been
+the Conduct I have held in the following _Essay_; and however I may
+be _shattered_ upon any Occasion, I hope it will appear (if I may be
+allowed the Expression) that I have fairly _charged_ the Subjects.
+
+Having offered these Circumstances in my Favour, I must frankly
+acknowledge, that I am not able to plead any _Hurry_ or _Precipitancy_
+in the publishing of this Work, in Excuse of its Errors; Though
+I clearly understand, that by making this Discovery, I absolutely
+deprive myself of the most _genteel_ and _fashionable Screen_ now used
+by Authors;--But I imagined, that it became me to spare no Labour or
+Attention upon a Work, which I should presume to offer to the World;
+Happening to esteem this _Care_ and _Concern_, a _Respect_ due to the
+_Public_, and the proper Species of _Humility_ and _Modesty_ in an
+_Author_.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ An
+ ESSAY
+ on
+ Wit, Humour, Raillery, & c.
+
+
+ WIT is the LUSTRE resulting from the quick ELUCIDATION of one
+ Subject, by a _just_ and unexpected ARRANGEMENT of it with
+ another Subject.
+
+This _Definition_ of WIT will more clearly appear by a short
+Explanation.
+
+It is the Province of WIT to _elucidate_, or _enlighten_ a Subject,
+not by reasoning upon that Subject, but by a just and unexpected
+Introduction of another _similar_, or _opposite_ Subject; whereby,
+upon their _Arrangement_ together, the _original_ Subject may be _set
+off_, and more clearly _enlighten'd_, by their obvious Comparison.
+
+It may be proper, for the sake of Distinction, to call the Subject,
+which is the Basis and Ground-work, the _original_ Subject; and that
+which is introduced, in order to _elucidate_ it, the _auxiliary_
+Subject.
+
+That there be always an apparent Chain or Connexion, or else an
+obvious Agreement or Contrast, between the two Subjects, is absolutely
+requir'd, in order that the _Auxiliary_ one may be _justly_
+introduced; otherwise, instead of WIT, there will only appear
+a rambling _Vivacity_, in wild, unprovoked Sallies.
+
+And yet _every just_ or _natural_ Introduction of an _auxiliary_
+Subject will not produce WIT, unless a new _Lustre_ is reflected
+from thence upon the _original_ Subject.
+
+It is further to be observed, that the Introduction of the _auxiliary_
+Subject ought not only to be _just_, but also _unexpected_, which are
+entirely consistent together; For as every Subject bears various
+Relations and Oppositions to other Subjects, it is evident that each
+of these Relations and Oppositions upon being exhibited, will be
+_unexpected_ to the Persons, who did not perceive them before; and
+yet they are _just_ by Supposition.
+
+It is upon such _unexpected_ Introductions of _auxiliary_ Subjects,
+that we are struck with a _Surprize_; from whence the high
+_Brilliancy_ and _Sparkling_ of WIT, result.
+
+Whereas _Auxiliary_ Subjects, introduced upon such Occasions, as they
+have been frequently exhibited before, are apt to fall dull, and heavy
+upon the Fancy; and unless they possess great natural Spirit, will
+excite no sprightly Sensation.
+
+It is also necessary to observe, that, in WIT, the Subjects concern'd
+must be _ordinary_ and _level_; By which are intended, not such as
+are _common_, but such as have no _extraordinarily exalted_, or
+_enlarged_, Qualities; and are not _unsizeable_ in the particular
+Circumstances in which they are compared to each other;--otherwise it
+is easy to perceive, that the Result of their _Arrangement_ will not
+be so properly WIT, as either the SUBLIME, or BURLESQUE.
+
+To all this is to be added, that either _Gallantry, Raillery_,
+_Humour_, _Satire_, _Ridicule_, _Sarcasms_, or other Subjects, are
+generally blended with WIT; It has been for want of this Discovery,
+and of a proper Separation of these Subjects, that the Attempts which
+have hitherto been made to _define_ WIT, have been all involv'd and
+overwhelm'd in Perplexity; For the different Mixtures of these foreign
+Ingredients with WIT, have discover'd such various and opposite
+_Colours_ and _Substances_, as were impossible to be comprehended in
+one certain steady _Definition_;--Whereas _pure_ WIT alone, constantly
+appears in _one uniform_ Manner; which is, _In the _quick Elucidation_
+of one Subject, by _unexpectedly_ exhibiting its _Agreement_ or
+_Contrast_ with another Subject_.
+
+It is proper in this Place, to distinguish between WIT, SIMILES,
+and METAPHORS. SIMILES, though they _illustrate_ one Subject, by
+_arranging_ it with another Subject, are yet different from WIT,
+as they want its _sudden_ and _quick Elucidation_.
+
+Again; In WIT, the _Elucidation_ is thrown only upon _one_ Point of a
+Subject; or if more Points be _elucidated_, they are so many different
+Strokes of WIT;--Whereas every SIMILE touches the Subject it
+_illustrates_ in _several Points_.
+
+It is from hence, that the _Elucidation_, as before mention'd, arising
+from a SIMILE, is _slower_ than from WIT; But then is is generally
+more _accurate_ and _compleat_;--In short, WIT, from its _Quickness_,
+exhibits more _Brilliancy_, But SIMILES possess greater _Perfection_.
+
+ A METAPHOR, is the _Arrayment_ of one Subject, with the _Dress_,
+ or _Colour_, or any _Attributes_, of another Subject.
+
+In WIT, the two Subjects are suddenly confronted with each other,
+and upon their joint View, the _original_ one is _elucidated_ by the
+obvious _Agreement_ or _Contrast_ of the _auxiliary_ Subject.
+
+But METAPHOR goes further, and not content with _arranging_ the two
+Subjects together, and exhibiting from thence their _Agreement_ or
+_Contrast_, it actually snatches the Properties of the _auxiliary_
+one, and fits them at once upon the _original_ Subject.
+
+It is evident from hence, that there may be WIT without any METAPHOR;
+But in every just METAPHOR there is WIT; The _Agreement_ of the two
+Subjects being in a METAPHOR more strictly and sensibly presented.
+
+There is also this Difference between WIT and METAPHOR, that in WIT
+the _original_ Subject is _enlighten'd_, without altering its _Dress_;
+whereas in METAPHOR the _original_ Subject is cloathed in a _new
+Dress_, and struts forwards at once with a different _Air_, and with
+strange _unexpected Ornaments_.
+
+It is from hence, that by METAPHOR a more masculine Air and Vigour is
+given to a Subject, than by WIT; But it too often happens, that the
+METAPHOR is carried so far, as instead of _elucidating_, to obscure
+and disfigure, the _original_ Subject.
+
+To exhibit some Examples of WIT.
+
+
+1.
+
+_Henry_ the IVth of _France_, intimating to the _Spanish_ Ambassador
+the Rapidity, with which he was able to over-run _Italy_, told him,
+that _if once he mounted on Horseback, he should breakfast at_ Milan,
+_and dine at_ Naples; To which the Ambassador added, _Since your
+Majesty travels at this rate, you may be at Vespers in_ Sicily.
+
+The Introduction of the _Vespers_ at SICILY is here _natural_, and
+easy; as it seems only to be carrying on his Majesty's Journey at the
+same rate, and to compleat the Progress of the Day; But it ushers at
+once into View the _Destruction_ of the _French_ upon a _similar_
+Occasion, when they formerly over-ran SICILY, and were all massacred
+there at the ringing of the Bell for _Vespers_;--The sudden
+Introduction and _Arrangement_ of this Catastrophe, with the
+Expedition then threaten'd, sets the Issue of such a Conquest in
+a new _Light_; And very happily exhibits and _elucidates_ the Result
+of such vain and restless Adventures.
+
+It may be observed, that the _quick_ Introduction and _Arrangement_
+of any former Conquest of _Italy_ by the _French_, with the Expedition
+then threaten'd, would have exhibited WIT; whatever the Issue had been
+of such former Conquest; But in this Instance, there sits couched
+under the WIT, a very _severe Rebuke_ upon the _French_ Monarch.
+
+
+2.
+
+_Alexander_ the VIth was very busily questioning the Ambassador of
+_Venice_, Of whom his Masters held their Customs and Prerogatives of
+the Sea? To which the Ambassador readily answer'd; _If your_ HOLINESS
+_will only please to examine your Charter of St._ PETER's _Patrimony,
+you will find upon the Back of it, the Grant made to the_ VENETIANS
+_of the_ ADRIATIC.
+
+The Authority of the _Grant_ to the _Venetians_ is in this Instance
+the _original_ Subject, which is thus suddenly _elucidated_ to the
+_Pope_, by _arranging_, and connecting it with the holy _Charter_ of
+St. _Peter_'s Patrimony; There is a peculiar Happiness in the Address
+of this Answer to the _Pope_, as he was obliged to receive it as a
+satisfactory Account of the Truth of the _Grant_, and a clear
+_Elucidation_ of its sacred Authority.
+
+In this Instance, besides the WIT which shines forth, the _Pope_ is
+severely expos'd to your _Raillery_, from the Scrape into which he has
+brought the _Charter_ of St. _Peter's_ Patrimony, by his Attack of the
+_Ambassador_; The _fictitious_ Existence of both the _Charter_ and
+_Grant_ being sarcastically pointed out, under this respectable Air
+of _Authenticity_.
+
+
+3.
+
+Upon the Restoration Mr. _Waller_ presented a congratulatory Copy of
+Verses to King _Charles_; His Majesty, after reading them, said,--
+_Mr_. Waller, _these are very good, but not so fine as you made upon
+the_ PROTECTOR.--To which Mr. _Waller_ return'd,--_Your Majesty will
+please to recollect, that we Poets always write best upon_ FICTIONS.
+
+The _original_ Subject in this Instance is _the superior Excellence of
+Mr_. WALLER's _Verses upon_ Cromwell; This he most happily excuses, by
+starting at once, and _arranging_ along with them, the Remark, that
+_Poets have always excell'd upon Fiction_; whereby he unexpectedly
+exhibits his _more excellent_ Verses to _Cromwell_, as a plain
+_Elucidation_ of the _fictitious_ Glory of the Protector; And
+intimates at the same time, that the _Inferiority_ of his present
+Performance was a natural _Illustration_ of his Majesty's _real_
+Glory;--Never was a deep Reproach averted by a more happy Reply; which
+comprehends both the highest Compliment to his Majesty, and a very
+firm poetical Excuse of the different Performances.
+
+
+4.
+
+_Leonidas_ the _Spartan_ General, when he advanced near the _Persian_
+Army, was told by one of his own Captains, that _their Enemies were so
+numerous, it was impossible to see the Sun for the Multitude of their
+Arrows_; To which he gallantly reply'd, _We shall then have the
+Pleasure of fighting in the Shade_.
+
+The vast Cope of _Persian_ Arrows is here the _original_ Subject;
+which instead of being observed by _Leonidas_ with Terror, presents
+to his Fancy the pleasant Idea of a cool _Canopy_. There is an
+_Agreement_ and Affinity between the two Objects, in regard to the
+_Shelter from the Sun_, which is at once obvious, and _unexpected_;
+And the Cloud of the Enemies Arrows is thus gaily _elucidated_, by the
+_Arrangement_ and Comparison of it with so desirable an Object as
+_shady Covering_.
+
+This Saying of the _Spartan_ General has been handed through many Ages
+to the present Time; But the chief Part of the Pleasure it gives us,
+results not so much from the WIT it contains, as from the _Gallantry_,
+and _chearful Spirit_, discover'd in Danger, by _Leonidas_.
+
+
+5.
+
+An Instance of WIT in the _Opposition_, I remember to have read
+somewhere in the _Spectators_; where Sir _Roger de Coverley_
+intimating the Splendor which the perverse Widow should have appear'd
+in, if she had commenced Lady _Coverley_, says:
+
+_That he would have given her a_ Coalpit _to have kept her in_ clean
+Linnen: _And that her Finger should have_ sparkled _with one hundred
+of his richest_ Acres.
+
+The joint Introduction of these _opposite_ Objects, as a _Coalpit_
+with _clean Linnen_, and _dirty Acres_ with the _Lustre_ of a _Jewel_,
+is _just_ in this Instance, as they really produce each other in their
+Consequences; The _natural Opposition_ between them, which is strongly
+_elucidated_ by their _Arrangement_ together, and at the same time
+their _unexpected Connexion_ in their Consequences, strike us with a
+_Surprize_, which exhibits the _Brilliancy_ and _Sparkling_ of WIT.
+
+There is also in this Instance, besides the WIT, a Spirit of
+_Generosity_, and _Magnificence_, discover'd by Sir _Roger_, from
+the known Value of a _Coalpit_, and of so many rich _Acres_.
+
+This Kind of WIT, resulting from the sudden _Arrangement_ together of
+two _opposite_ Objects, is rarer, than that which is obtained from
+two _similar_ Objects; It abounds with a high _Surprize_, and
+_Brilliancy_; and also strongly _elucidates_ the _original_ Object,
+from the _Contrast_ presented between _this_, and the _auxiliary_ one;
+In the same manner as _White_ is more clearly set _off_, by being
+arranged with _Black_.
+
+It may be proper to observe, that WIT, besides being struck out by
+_just_, and _direct_ Introductions of _auxiliary_ Subjects, is also
+sometimes obtain'd by _Transitions_ from one Subject to another, by
+the Help of an _equivocal Word_; which like a _Bridge_, with two
+Roads meeting at the End of it, leads to two different Places.
+_Transitions_, thus made from the right Course, have indeed the
+Pretence of being _natural_; but they ought always to lead us
+to something _brilliant_ or poignant, in order to justify their
+_Deviation_; and not to end only at a ridiculous PUN, void of all
+Spirit and Poignancy.
+
+The WIT, in such Instances, results, as in all others, from the quick
+_Arrangement_ together of two Subjects; But that, which was first
+intended for the _original_ one, is dropped; And a new _original_
+Subject is started, through the _double Meaning_ of a Word, and
+suddenly _enlighten'd_.
+
+To give a _trite_ Instance of this kind of WIT.
+
+A PEER coming out of the House of Lords, and wanting his Servant,
+called out, _Where's my Fellow?_ To which another PEER, who stood by
+him, returned, _Faith, my Lord, not in_ England.
+
+A Transition is here unexpededly made from the Sense intended in the
+Question to another Point, through the double Meaning of the word
+_Fellow_; it being obvious, that his Lordship's _Servant_ is the
+Sense of the Word in the Question; and what Person is _like_ to his
+Lordship, the Construction put upon it in the Answer: Thus a new
+_original_ Subject is started, and being suddenly _arranged_ with all
+that appear _similar_ to it, is _enlighten'd_ thereby, being found to
+have no _equal_ in _England_.
+
+However, though WIT may be _thus_ struck out, and also appears in the
+_Contrast_ with great _Brilliancy_, yet the highest and most perfect
+Instances of it result from the sudden and _direct Arrangement_
+together of two Objects, which hold a perspicuous and splendid
+_Agreement_ with each other; It is then adorn'd with the Charms of
+_Propriety_, _Clearness_ and _Illustration_; It dispels the Darkness
+around an Object, and presents it diftinctly and perfectly to our
+View; chearing us with its _Lustre_, and at the same time informing us
+with its _Light_.
+
+Thus, a Gentleman was observing, that _there was_ somewhat _extremely
+pleasing in an excellent_ Understanding, _when it appeared in a
+beautiful_ Person; To which another returned, _It is like a fine_
+Jewel _well set_; You are here pleased with the Happiness, Propriety,
+and Splendor of this _new_ Object, which finely _elucidates_ the
+original Sentiment;--In short, it is the Excellence of WIT, _to
+present the_ first Image _again to your mind, with new unexpected_
+Clearness _and_ Advantage.
+
+It is also proper to add, that there may be WIT in a _Picture_,
+_Landscape_, or in any _Prospect_, where a gay unexpected _Assemblage_
+of _similar_, or _opposite_ Objects, is presented.
+
+ JUDGMENT, is the Faculty of discerning the various _Dimensions_,
+ and _Differences_, of Subjects.
+
+ INVENTION is the Faculty of finding out new _Assortments_, and
+ _Combinations_, of _Ideas_.
+
+ HUMOUR is any _whimsical Oddity_ or _Foible_, appearing in the
+ _Temper_ or _Conduct_ of a _Person_ in _real Life_.
+
+This _whimsical Oddity_ of Conduct, which generally arises from the
+strange _Cast_, or _Turn_ of Mind of a _queer_ Person, may also result
+from _accidental_ Mistakes and Embarrassments between other Persons;
+who being misled by a wrong Information and Suspicion in regard to a
+Circumstance, shall act towards each other upon this Occasion, in the
+same _odd whimsical_ manner, as _queer_ Persons.
+
+If a _Person_ in real Life, discovers any odd and remarkable
+_Features_ of Temper or Conduct, I call such a Person in the _Book_
+of _Mankind_, a _Character_. So that the chief Subjects of HUMOUR are
+Persons in real Life, who are _Characters_.
+
+It is easy to be perceived, that HUMOUR, and WIT are extremely
+different.
+
+HUMOUR appears only in the _Foibles_ and _whimsical Conduct_ of
+_Persons_ in real Life; WIT appears in _Comparisons_, either between
+_Persons_ in real Life, or between _other Subjects_.
+
+HUMOUR is the _whimsical Oddity_, or _Foible_, which fairly appears in
+its Subject, of itself; whereas WIT, is the _Lustre_ which is thrown upon
+_one_ Subject, by the _sudden Introduction_ of another Subject.
+
+To constitute HUMOUR, there need be no more than _one_ Object
+concern'd, and this must be always some _Person_ in _real Life_;--
+whereas to produce WIT, there must be always _two_ Objects _arranged_
+together, and either or both of these may be _inanimate_.
+
+However, though HUMOUR and WIT are thus absolutely different in
+themselves, yet we frequently see them blended together.
+
+Thus if any _Foible_ of a _Character_ in real Life is _directly_
+attacked, by pointing out the unexpected and ridiculous _Affinity_ it
+bears to some _inanimate_ Circumstances, this Foible is then ridiculed
+with WIT, from the _Comparison_ which is made.--At the same time, as
+the _whimsical Oddity_ of a _Character_ in real Life is the _Ground_
+of the whole, there is also _Humour_ contain'd in the Attack.
+
+If instead of referring the _Foible_ of a Person to any _inanimate_
+Circumstance, the _Allusion_ had been made to any other ridiculous
+_Person_ in _real Life_; As a _conceited Fellow_, perpetually
+recommending his own Whims, to a _Quack-Doctor_;--This _Foible_
+will then be ridiculed with HUMOUR; which is likewise the original
+_Ground_: At the same Time, from the _Comparison_ which is made, there
+is apparently WIT in the Description.
+
+So that where-ever the _Foible_ of a _Character_ in real Life is
+concern'd, there HUMOUR comes in; and wherever a sprightly unexpected
+_Arrangement_ is presented of two _similar_, or _opposite_ Subjects,
+whether animate or inanimate, there WIT is exhibited.
+
+HUMOUR and WIT, as they may thus both be united in the same Subject,
+may also separately appear without the least Mixture together; that
+is, there may be HUMOUR without WIT, and WIT without HUMOUR.
+
+Thus, if in order to expose the _Foible_ of a _Character_, a _real
+Person_ is introduc'd, abounding in this _Foible_, gravely persisting
+in it, and valuing himself upon the Merit of it, with great Self-
+sufficiency, and Disdain of others; this _Foible_ is then solely
+ridiculed with HUMOUR.
+
+Again, if a gay unexpected _Allusion_ is made from one _inanimate_
+Object to another, or from one _Person_ in _real_ Life to another,
+without any Reference to their whimsical _Oddities_ or _Foibles_;
+there WIT only appears.--Various Instances of which, independent of
+HUMOUR, have been already exhibited.
+
+A _Man_ of WIT is
+ he, who is happy in _elucidating_ any Subject, _by a just and
+ unexpected Arrangement_ and _Comparison_ of it with another
+ Subject.
+
+It may be also proper to describe a _Man_ of HUMOUR, and an HUMOURIST,
+which are very different Persons.
+
+A _Man_ of HUMOUR is
+ one, who can happily exhibit a weak and ridiculous _Character_
+ in real Life, either by assuming it himself, or representing
+ another in it, so naturally, that the _whimsical Oddities,_ and
+ _Foibles,_ of that _Character,_ shall be palpably expos'd.
+
+Whereas an HUMOURIST
+ is a _Person_ in real Life, obstinately attached to sensible
+ peculiar _Oddities_ of his own genuine Growth, which appear in
+ his Temper and Conduct.
+
+In short, a _Man_ of _Humour_ is one, who can happily exhibit and
+expose the Oddities and Foibles of an _Humourist_, or of other
+_Characters_.
+
+The _Features_ of an HUMOURIST being very remarkable and singular,
+seem justly to deserve an explicit Description. It is then to be
+observ'd, that an _Humourist_, at the same time that he is guided in
+his Manners and Actions by his own genuine original Fancy and Temper,
+disdains all _Ostentation_; excepting that alone of his _Freedom_ and
+_Independency_, which he is forward of shewing upon every Occasion,
+without Ceremony; he is quite superior to the _Affectation_ of a
+Virtue or Accomplishment, which he thinks does not belong to him;
+scorns all _Imitation_ of others; and contemns the rest of the World
+for being servilely obedient to Forms and Customs; disclaiming all
+such Submission himself, and regulating his Conduct in general by his
+own _Conviction_,
+
+The _Humourist_ is forward upon many Occasions to deliver his Opinion,
+in a peremptory Manner, and before he is desir'd; but he gives it
+sincerely, unbiass'd by _Fear_ or _Regard_, and then leaves it to the
+Persons concern'd to determine for themselves; For he is more pleas'd
+in the Bottom to find his Opinion _slighted_, and to see the Conduct
+of others agreeable to that System of Folly and Weakness, which he has
+established with himself, to be the Course of their Actions.--To view
+a rational Conduct, even in pursuance of his own Advice, would greatly
+disappoint him; and be a Contradiction to this _System_ he has laid
+down;--Besides it would deprive him of an Occasion of gratifying his
+Spleen, with the Contempt of that Folly, which he esteems to be
+natural to the rest of Mankind; For he considers himself in the World,
+like a _sober_ Person in the Company of Men, who are _drunken_ or
+_mad_; He may advise them to be calm, and to avoid hurting themselves,
+but he does not expect they will regard his Advice; On the
+contrary, he is more pleas'd with observing their _Freaks_ and
+_Extravagancies_.--It is from hence that he discourages and
+depreciates all who pretend to _Discretion_; Persons of this Temper
+not yielding him Sport or Diversion.
+
+It is certain that the _Humourist_ is excessively _proud_, and yet
+without knowing or suspecting it. For from the Liberty which he
+frankly allows to others, of rejecting his Opinion, he is fully
+persuaded, that he is free from all _Pride_; But tho' he acts in this
+Circumstance without over-bearing, it has already appear'd, not to be
+the Effect of his _Humility_, but of a different Motive; a Pleasure
+which he takes in observing the Extravagancies of others, rather
+than their Discretion. But to demonstrate his _Pride_, besides the
+peremptory Manner in which he delivers his Opinion, and conducts
+himself upon every Occasion, without any Deference to others, there is
+this Circumstance against him; that he is the most stung by a Defeat,
+upon any Topic, of all Men living; And although he disregards
+Accusations of Roughness and Oddity, and rather esteems them to
+be meritorious; yet he will never admit, that he has been fairly
+overthrown in a Debate.
+
+It is odd to observe how the _Humourist_ is affected by _contemptuous_
+Treatment. An Insult of this Sort, which justly excites the
+_Resentment_ of others, _terrifies_ him: It sets him upon _suspecting_
+himself, and upon doubting whether he be really that Person of
+superior Sense to the rest of the World, which he has long fancied.
+The Apprehension, that he actually deserves the Contempt which is put
+upon him, and that he is no more than one of the common Herd, almost
+distracts him; And instead of violently depreciating, or attacking
+again, the Person who has contemn'd him, he will incessantly court his
+Favour and good Opinion, as a Cordial he wants, though without seeming
+to do so. This is a very extraordinary Weakness, and such as the
+_Humourist_ would be infinitely uneasy to find ever observ'd.
+
+The _Humourist_, though he quickly espies, and contemns the
+_Contradictions_ of others, is yet wilfully attach'd to several
+himself, which he will sometimes persue through a long Course of his
+own Mortification.--It may be often observ'd, that he will avoid the
+Company he likes, for fear they should think he needs their Support.--
+At the same time, if he happens to fall into Company, which he tallies
+not with, instead of avoiding this Company, he will continually haunt
+them: For he is anxious, lest any Imputation of a Defeat should stand
+out against him, and extremely sollicitous to wipe it away; Besides,
+he cannot endure it should be thought that he is driven from the Pit.
+--Thus, in the first Instance, his _Pride_ shall persuade him to
+neglect the Company he likes; and shall force him, in the last, to
+follow the Company he hates and despises.
+
+It is also observable that the _Humourist_, though he makes it his
+Point to regulate his Conduct only by his own Conviction, will
+sometimes run counter to it, merely from his Disdain of all
+_Imitation_. Thus he will persist in a wrong Course, which he knows
+to be such, and refuse his Compliance with an Amendment offer'd by
+others, rather than endure the Appearance of being an _Imitator_. This
+is a _narrow_ Side of the _Humourist_; and whenever he is turn'd upon
+it, he feels great Uneasiness himself. It strikes a durable Pain
+into his Breast, like the constant gnawing of a Worm; and is one
+considerable Source of that Stream of Peevishnesss incident to
+_Humourists_.
+
+Upon the same Principle of scorning all _Imitation_, the _Humourist_
+seldom heartily assents to any speculative Opinion, which is deliver'd
+by another; for he is above being inform'd or set right in his
+Judgment by any Person, even by a Brother _Humourist_. If two of this
+_Cast_ happen to meet, instead of uniting together, they are afraid of
+each other; and you shall observe _one_, in order to court the good
+Opinion of the _other_, produce a Specimen of his own Perfection as an
+_Humourist_; by exhibiting some unusual Strain of _sensible Oddity_,
+or by unexpectedly biting a poor _Insipid_; which the other
+_Humourist_ shall answer again in the same manner, in order to
+display _his_ Talents.
+
+These are the _Foibles_ and _narrow_ Whims of a perfect _Humourist_.
+But, on the other hand, he stands upon a very enlarged Basis; Is a
+Lover of Reason and Liberty; and scorns to flatter or betray; nor will
+he falsify his Principles, to court the Favour of the Great. He is not
+credulous, or fond of Religious or Philosophical Creeds or Creed-
+makers; But then he never offers himself to forge Articles of Faith
+for the rest of the World. Abounding in poignant and just Reflections;
+The Guardian of Freedom, and Scourge of such as do wrong. It is _He_
+checks the Frauds, and curbs the Usurpations of every Profession. The
+venal Biass of the assuming Judge, the cruel Pride of the starch'd
+Priest, the empty Froth of the florid Counsellor, the false Importance
+of the formal Man of Business, the specious Jargon of the grave
+Physician, and the creeping Taste of the trifling Connoisseur, are all
+bare to his Eye, and feel the Lash of his Censure; It is _He_ that
+watches the daring Strides, and secret Mines of the ambitious Prince,
+and desperate Minister: _He_ gives the Alarm, and prevents their
+Mischief. Others there are who have Sense and Foresight; but _they_
+are brib'd by Hopes or Fears, or bound by softer Ties; It is _He_
+only, the _Humourist_, that has the Courage and Honesty to cry out,
+unmov'd by personal Resentment: He flourishes only in a Land of
+_Freedom_, and when _that_ ceases he dies too, the last and noblest
+_Weed_ of the Soil of _Liberty_.
+
+It is a palpable _Absurdity_ to suppose a Person an _Humourist_,
+without excellent Sense and Abilities; as much as to suppose a _Smith_
+in his full Business, without his _Hammers_ or _Forge_.--But the
+_Humourist_, as he advances in Years, is apt to grow intolerable to
+himself and the World; becoming at length, uneasy, and fatigued with
+the constant View of the same Follies; like a Person who is tir'd
+with seeing the same Tragi-Comedy continually acted. This sowres his
+Temper; And unless some favorable Incidents happen to mellow him, he
+resigns himself wholly to Peevishness.--By which Time he perceives
+that the World is quite tir'd of _him_.--After which he drags on the
+Remainder of his Life, in a State of _War_ with the rest of Mankind.
+
+The _Humourist_ is constitutionally, and also from Reflection, a Man
+of _Sincerity_.--If he is a _Rogue_ upon any Occasion, he is more
+wilfully one, and puts greater Violence upon himself in being such,
+than the rest of the World; And though he may generally seem to have
+little _Benevolence_, which is the common Objection against him,
+it is only for want of proper Objects; for no Person has certainly
+a quicker _Feeling_; And there are Instances frequent, of greater
+Generosity and humane Warmth flowing from an _Humourist_, than are
+capable of proceeding from a weak _Insipid_, who labours under a
+continual Flux of Civility.
+
+Upon the whole, the _Humourist_ is perhaps the least of all others,
+a _despicable_ Character. But Imitations, which are frequently seen
+of this Character, are excessively despicable.--What can be more
+ridiculous, than a Wretch setting up for an _Humourist_, merely upon
+the Strength of disrelishing every Thing, without any Principle;--The
+Servants, Drawers, Victuals, Weather,--and growling without Poignancy
+of Sense, at every new Circumstance which appears, in public or
+private. A perfect and compleat _Humourist_ is rarely to be found;
+and when you hear his _Voice_, is a different Creature.--In writing to
+_Englishmen_, who are generally tinged, deeply or slightly, with the
+_Dye_ of the _Humourist_, it seem'd not improper to insist the longer
+upon this Character; However, let none be too fond of it; For though
+an _Humourist_ with his Roughness is greatly to be preferr'd to a
+smooth _Insipid_, yet the Extremes of both are equally wretched:
+_Ideots_ being only the lowest Scale of _Insipids_, as _Madmen_ are no
+other than _Humourists_ in Excess.
+
+It may be proper to observe in this place, that though all
+_Ostentation_, _Affectation_, and _Imitation_ are excluded from the
+Composition of a perfect _Humourist_; yet as they are the obvious
+_Foibles_ of some Persons in Life, they may justly be made the Subject
+of _Humour_.
+
+For HUMOUR extensively and fully understood, is _any remarkable_
+Oddity _or_ Foible _belonging to a_ Person _in_ real Life; _whether
+this_ Foible _be constitutional, habitual_, or _only affected; whether
+partial in one or two Circumstances; or tinging the whole Temper and
+Conduct of the_ Person.
+
+It has from hence been observ'd, that there is more HUMOUR in the
+_English_ Comedies than in others; as we have more various odd
+_Characters_ in real Life, than any other Nation, or perhaps than
+all other Nations together.
+
+That HUMOUR gives more Delight, and leaves a more pleasurable
+Impression behind it, than WIT, is universally felt and established;
+Though the Reasons for this have not yet been assign'd.--I shall
+therefore beg Leave to submit the following.
+
+1. HUMOUR is more _interesting_ than WIT in general, as the _Oddities_
+and _Foibles_ of _Persons_ in _real Life_ are more apt to affect our
+Passions, than any Oppositions or Relations between _inanimate_
+Objects.
+
+2. HUMOUR is _Nature_, or what really appears in the Subject, without
+any Embellishments; WIT only a Stroke of _Art_, where the original
+Subject, being insufficient of itself, is garnished and deck'd with
+auxiliary Objects.
+
+3. HUMOUR, or the Foible of a _Character_ in real Life, is usually
+insisted upon for some Length of Time. From whence, and from the
+common Knowledge of the Character, it is universally felt and
+understood.--Whereas the Strokes of WIT are like sudden _Flashes_,
+vanishing in an Instant, and usually flying too fast to be
+sufficiently marked and pursued by the Audience.
+
+4. HUMOUR, if the Representation of it be just, is compleat and
+perfect in its Kind, and entirely fair and unstrain'd.--Whereas in the
+Allusions of WIT, the Affinity is generally imperfect and defective in
+one Part or other; and even in those Points where the Affinity may be
+allow'd to subsist, some Nicety and Strain is usually requir'd to make
+it appear.
+
+5. HUMOUR generally appears in such Foibles, as each of the Company
+thinks himself superior to.--Whereas WIT shews the Quickness and
+Abilities of the Person who discovers it, and places him superior
+to the rest of the Company.
+
+6. Humour, in the Representation of the _Foibles_ of _Persons_ in
+_real Life_, frequently exhibits very _generous benevolent_ Sentiments
+of the Heart; And these, tho' exerted in a particular odd Manner,
+justly command our Fondness and Love.--Whereas in the Allusions of WIT,
+_Severity_, _Bitterness_, and _Satire_, are frequently exhibited.--And
+where these are avoided, not worthy amiable Sentiments of the _Heart_,
+but quick unexpected Efforts of the _Fancy_, are presented.
+
+7. The odd Adventures, and Embarrassments, which _Persons_ in _real
+Life_ are drawn into by their _Foibles_, are fit Subjects of _Mirth_.
+--Whereas in pure WIT, the Allusions are rather _surprizing_, than
+_mirthful_; and the _Agreements_ or _Contrasts_ which are started
+between Objects, without any relation to the _Foibles_ of _Persons_
+in real Life, are more fit to be _admired_ for their _Happiness_ and
+_Propriety_, than to excite our _Laughter_.--Besides, WIT, in the
+frequent Repetition of it, tires the Imagination with its precipitate
+Sallies and Flights; and teizes the Judgment.--Whereas HUMOUR, in the
+Representation of it, puts no Fatigue upon the _Imagination_, and
+gives exquisite Pleasure to the _Judgment_.
+
+These seem to me to be the different Powers and Effects of HUMOUR and
+WIT. However, the most agreeable Representations or Competitions of
+all others, appear not where they _separately_ exist, but where they
+are _united_ together in the same Fabric; where HUMOUR is the _Ground-
+work_ and chief Substance, and WIT happily spread, _quickens_ the
+whole with Embellishments.
+
+This is the Excellency of the _Character_ of Sir _John Falstaff_;
+the _Ground-work_ is _Humour_, the Representation and Detection of
+a bragging and vaunting _Coward_ in _real Life_; However, this alone
+would only have expos'd the _Knight_, as a meer _Noll Bluff_, to the
+Derision of the Company; And after they had once been gratify'd with
+his Chastisement, he would have sunk into Infamy, and become quite
+odious and intolerable: But here the inimitable _Wit_ of Sir _John_
+comes in to his Support, and gives a new _Rise_ and _Lustre_ to his
+Character; For the sake of his _Wit_ you forgive his _Cowardice_; or
+rather, are fond of his _Cowardice_ for the Occasions it gives to his
+_Wit_. In short, the _Humour_ furnishes a Subject and Spur to the
+_Wit_, and the _Wit_ again supports and embellishes the _Humour_.
+
+At the _first_ Entrance of the _Knight_, your good Humour and Tendency
+to _Mirth_ are irresistibly excited by his jolly Appearance and
+Corpulency; you feel and acknowledge him, to be the fittest Subject
+imaginable for yielding _Diversion_ and _Merriment_; but when you
+see him immediately set up for _Enterprize_ and _Activity_, with his
+evident _Weight_ and _Unweildiness_, your Attention is all call'd
+forth, and you are eager to watch him to the End of his Adventures;
+Your Imagination pointing out with a full Scope his future
+Embarrassments. All the while as you accompany him forwards, he
+_heightens_ your Relish for his future Disasters, by his happy Opinion
+of his own Sufficiency, and the gay Vaunts which he makes of his
+Talents and Accomplishments; so that at last when he falls into a
+Scrape, your Expectation is exquisitely gratify'd, and you have the
+full Pleasure of seeing all his trumpeted Honour laid in the Dust.
+When in the midst of his Misfortunes, instead of being utterly
+demolish'd and sunk, he rises again by the superior Force of his
+_Wit_, and begins a _new_ Course with fresh Spirit and Alacrity;
+This excites you the more to _renew_ the Chace, in full View of his
+_second_ Defeat; out of which he recovers again, and triumphs with
+new Pretensions and Boastings. After this he immediately starts upon
+a _third_ Race, and so on; continually detected and caught, and
+yet constantly extricating himself by his inimitable _Wit_ and
+_Invention_; thus yielding a perpetual _Round_ of Sport and Diversion.
+
+Again, the genteel _Quality_ of Sir _John_ is of great Use in
+supporting his Character; It prevents his _sinking_ too low after
+several of his Misfortunes; Besides, you allow him, in consequence of
+his _Rank_ and _Seniority_, the Privilege to dictate, and take the
+Lead, and to rebuke others upon many Occasions; By this he is sav'd
+from appearing too _nauseous_ and _impudent_. The good _Sense_
+which he possesses comes also to his Aid, and saves him from being
+_despicable_, by forcing your Esteem for his real Abilities.--Again,
+the _Privilege_ you allow him of rebuking and checking others, when he
+assumes it with proper Firmness and Superiority, helps to _settle_
+anew, and _compose_ his Character after an Embarrassment; And reduces
+in some measure the _Spirit_ of the Company to a proper _Level_,
+before he sets out again upon a fresh Adventure;--without this, they
+would be kept continually _strain'd_, and _wound up_ to the highest
+Pitch, without sufficient Relief and Diversity.
+
+It may also deserve to be remark'd of _Falstaff_, that the _Figure_
+of his _Person_ is admirably suited to the _Turn_ of his _Mind_; so
+that there arises before you a perpetual _Allusion_ from one to the
+other, which forms an incessant Series of _Wit_, whether they are in
+_Contrast_ or _Agreement_ together.--When he pretends to _Activity_,
+there is _Wit_ in the _Contrast_ between his _Mind_ and his _Person_,
+--And _Wit_ in their _Agreement_, when he triumphs in _Jollity_.
+
+To compleat the whole,--you have in this Character of _Falstaff_,
+not only a free Course of _Humour_, supported and embellish'd with
+admirable _Wit_; but this _Humour_ is of a Species the most _jovial_
+and _gay_ in all Nature.--Sir _Jobn Falstaff_ possesses Generosity,
+Chearfulness, Alacrity, Invention, Frolic and Fancy superior to all
+other Men;--The _Figure_ of his _Person_ is the Picture of Jollity,
+Mirth, and Good-nature, and banishes at once all other Ideas from your
+Breast; He is happy himself, and makes you happy.--If you examine him
+further, he has no Fierceness, Reserve, Malice or Peevishness lurking
+in his Heart; His Intentions are all pointed at innocent Riot and
+Merriment; Nor has the Knight any inveterate Design, except against
+_Sack_, and that too he _loves_.--If, besides this, he desires to
+pass for a Man of _Activity_ and _Valour_, you can easily excuse so
+harmless a _Foible_, which yields you the highest Pleasure in its
+constant _Detection_.
+
+If you put all these together, it is impossible to _hate_ honest
+_Jack Falstaff_; If you observe them again, it is impossible to avoid
+_loving_ him; He is the gay, the witty, the frolicksome, happy, and
+fat _Jack Falstaff_, the most delightful _Swaggerer_ in all Nature.--
+You must _love_ him for your _own_ sake,--At the same time you cannot
+but _love_ him for _his own_ Talents; And when you have _enjoy'd_
+them, you cannot but _love_ him in _Gratitude_;--He has nothing to
+disgust you, and every thing to give you Joy;--His _Sense_ and his
+_Foibles_ are equally directed to advance your Pleasure; And it is
+impossible to be tired or unhappy in his Company.
+
+This _jovial_ and _gay_ Humour, without any thing _envious_,
+_malicious_, _mischievous_, or _despicable_, and continually
+_quicken'd_ and adorn'd with _Wit_, yields that peculiar Delight,
+without any _Alloy_, which we all feel and acknowledge in _Falstaff's_
+Company.--_Ben Johnson_ has _Humour_ in his _Characters_, drawn with
+the most masterly Skill and Judgment; In Accuracy, Depth, Propriety,
+and Truth, he has no _Superior_ or _Equal_ amongst _Ancients_ or
+_Moderns_; But the _Characters_ he exhibits are of _satirical_, and
+_deceitful_, or of a _peevish_ or _despicable_ Species; as _Volpone_,
+_Subtle_, _Morose_, and _Abel Drugger_; In all of which there is
+something very justly to be _hated_ or _despised_; And you feel
+the same Sentiments of _Dislike_ for every other _Character_ of
+_Johnson_'s; so that after you have been _gratify'd_ with their
+_Detention_ and _Punishment_, you are quite tired and disgusted with
+their Company:--Whereas _Shakespear_, besides the peculiar _Gaiety_ in
+the _Humour_ of _Falstaff_, has guarded him from disgusting you with
+his _forward Advances_, by giving him _Rank_ and _Quality_; from being
+_despicable_ by his real good _Sense_ and excellent _Abilities_; from
+being _odious_ by his _harmless Plots_ and _Designs_; and from being
+_tiresome_ by his inimitable Wit, and his new and incessant _Sallies_
+of highest _Fancy_ and _Frolick_.
+
+This discovers the _Secret_ of carrying COMEDY to the highest Pitch of
+Delight; Which lies
+ in drawing the Persons exhibited, with such chearful and amiable
+ _Oddities_ and _Foibles_, as you would chuse in your own
+ _Companions_ in _real Life;
+--otherwise, tho' you may be diverted at first with the _Novelty_ of a
+Character, and with a proper _Detection_ and _Ridicule_ of it, yet its
+_Peevishness_, _Meanness_, or _Immorality_, will begin to disgust you
+after a little Reflection, and become soon _tiresome_ and _odious_; It
+being certain, that
+ whoever cannot be endured as an _accidental_ Companion in _real
+ Life_, will never become, for the very same Reasons, a _favorite
+ comic Character_ in the Theatre.
+
+This _Relish_ for _generous_ and _worthy_ Characters alone, which
+we all feel upon the _Theatre_, where no Biass of Envy, Malice, or
+personal Resentment draws us aside, seems to be some Evidence of our
+_natural_ and _genuin_ Disposition to _Probity_ and _Virtue_; tho' the
+Minds of most Persons being early and deeply _tinged_ with vicious
+Passions, it is no wonder that _Stains_ have been generally mistaken
+for _original Colours_.
+
+It may be added, that _Humour_ is the most exquisite and delightful,
+when the _Oddities_ and _Foibles_ introduc'd are not _mischievous_ or
+_sneaking_, but _free_, _jocund_, and _liberal_; and such as result
+from a generous Flow of Spirits, and a warm universal _Benevolence_.
+
+It is obviously from hence, that the _Character_ of Sir _Roger_ de
+_Coverly_ in the _Spectators_ is so extremely agreeable. His _Foibles_
+are all derived from some amiable Cause.--If he believes that _one
+Englishman_ can conquer _two Frenchmen_, you laugh at his _Foible_,
+and are fond of a _Weakness_ in the Knight, which proceeds from his
+high Esteem of his _own Country-men_.--If he chuses you should employ
+a _Waterman_ or _Porter_ with _one_ Leg, you readily excuse the
+Inconvenience he puts you to, for his worthy regard to the Suffering
+of a brave _Soldier_.--In short, though he is guilty of continual
+Absurdities, and has little Understanding or real Abilities, you
+cannot but _love_ and _esteem_ him, for his _Honour_, _Hospitality_,
+and universal _Benevolence_.
+
+It is indeed true, that his _Dignity_, _Age_, and _Rank_ in his
+Country, are of constant Service in _upholding_ his Character.
+These are a perpetual _Guard_ to the Knight, and preserve him from
+_Contempt_ upon many Occasions.--All which corresponds entirely with
+the fore-going _Remark_. For you would be fond of Sir _Roger's_
+Acquaintaince and Company in _real Life_, as he is a Gentleman of
+_Quality_ and _Virtue_; You love and admire him in the _Spectators_
+for the _same_ Reasons; And for these also he would become, if he was
+rightly exhibited, a _favorite_ Character in the _Theatre_.
+
+It may be proper to observe in this Place, that the _Business_
+of COMEDY is to exhibit the whimsical _unmischievous Oddities_,
+_Frolics,_ and _Foibles_ of _Persons_ in _real Life_; And also to
+_expose_ and _ridicule_ their _real Follies_, _Meanness_, and _Vices_.
+The _former_, it appears, is more pleasurable to the Audience, but the
+_latter_ has the Merit of being more instructive.
+
+The _Business_ of TRAGEDY is to exhibit the _Instability_ of _human_
+Grandeur, and the unexpected _Misfortunes_ and _Distresses_ incident
+to the _Innocent_ and _Worthy_ in all Stations.--And also to shew the
+terrible Sallies and the miserable Issue and Punishment of ungovern'd
+Passions and Wickedness.--The _former_ softens the Heart and fills it
+with Compassion, Humility and Benevolence.--Compositions of this Sort
+are the highest, most admirable, and useful in all Nature, when they
+are finish'd with Propriety and Delicacy, and justly wrought up
+with the Sublime and Simplicity.--The _latter_ Species of _Tragedy_
+terrifies and shocks us, in exhibiting both the Crimes and the
+Punishments. It threatens us into Moderation and Justice, by shewing
+the terrible Issue of their Contraries. Pieces of this Sort, conducted
+with Propriety, and carrying Application to ourselves, can scarcely be
+desireable; But as they are generally conducted, they amount only to
+giving us an absurd Representation of a Murther committed by some
+furious foaming _Basha_, or _Sultan_.
+
+To return.--_Johnson_ in his COMIC Scenes has expos'd and ridicul'd
+_Folly_ and _Vice_; _Shakespear_ has usher'd in _Joy_, _Frolic_ and
+_Happiness_.--The _Alchymist_, _Volpone_ and _Silent Woman_ of
+_Johnson_, are most exquisite _Satires_. The _comic_ Entertainments of
+_Shakespear_ are the highest Compositions of _Raillery_, _Wit_
+and _Humour_. _Johnson_ conveys some Lesson in every Character.
+_Shakespear_ some new Species of Foible and Oddity. The one pointed
+his Satire with masterly Skill; the other was inimitable in touching
+the Strings of Delight. With _Johnson_ you are confin'd and
+instructed, with _Shakespear_ unbent and dissolv'd in Joy. _Johnson_
+excellently concerts his Plots, and all his Characters unite in the
+one Design. _Shakespear_ is superior to such Aid or Restraint; His
+Characters continually sallying from one independent Scene to another,
+and charming you in each with fresh Wit and Humour.
+
+It may be further remark'd, that _Johnson_ by pursuing the most useful
+Intention of _Comedy_, is in Justice oblig'd to _hunt down_ and
+_demolish_ his own Characters. Upon this Plan he must necessarily
+expose them to your _Hatred_, and of course can never bring out an
+amiable Person. His _Subtle_, and _Face_ are detected at last, and
+become mean and despicable. Sir _Epicure Mammon_ is properly trick'd,
+and goes off ridiculous and detestable. The _Puritan Elders_ suffer
+for their Lust of Money, and are quite nauseous and abominable; And
+his _Morose_ meets with a severe Punishment, after having sufficiently
+tir'd you with his Peevishness.--But _Shakespear_, with happier
+Insight, always supports his Characters in your _Favour_. His Justice
+_Shallow_ withdraws before he is tedious; The _French_ Doctor, and
+_Welch_ Parson, go off in full Vigour and Spirit; Ancient _Pistoll_
+indeed is scurvily treated; however, he keeps up his Spirits, and
+continues to threaten so well, that you are still desirous of his
+Company; and it is impossible to be tir'd or dull with the gay
+unfading Evergreen _Falstaff_.
+
+But in remarking upon the Characters of _Johnson_, it would be unjust
+to pass _Abel Drugger_ without notice; This is a little, mean,
+sneaking, sordid Citizen, hearkening to a Couple of Sharpers, who
+promise to make him rich; they can scarcely prevail upon him to resign
+the least Tittle he possesses, though he is assur'd, it is in order to
+get more; and your Diversion arises, from seeing him _wrung_ between
+_Greediness_ to _get_ Money, and _Reluctance_ to _part_ with any for
+that Purpose. His Covetousness continually prompts him to follow the
+Conjurer, and puts him at the same Time upon endeavouring to stop his
+Fees. All the while he is excellently managed, and spirited on
+by _Face_. However, this Character upon the whole is _mean_ and
+_despicable_, without any of that free spirituous jocund Humour
+abounding in _Shakespear_. But having been strangely exhibited upon
+the Theatre, a few Years ago, with odd Grimaces and extravagant
+Gestures, it has been raised into more Attention than it justly
+deserved; It is however to be acknowledg'd, that _Abel_ has no
+Hatred, Malice or Immorality, nor any assuming Arrogance, Pertness
+or Peevishness; And his eager Desire of getting and saving Money, by
+Methods he thinks lawful, are excusable in a Person of his Business;
+He is therefore not odious or detestable, but harmless and inoffensive
+in private Life; and from thence, correspondent with the Rule already
+laid down, he is the most capable of any of _Johnson_'s Characters, of
+being a Favourite on the Theatre.
+
+It appears, that in Imagination, Invention, Jollity and gay Humour,
+_Johnson_ had little Power; But _Shakespear_ unlimited Dominion. The
+first was cautious and strict, not daring to sally beyond the Bounds
+of Regularity. The other bold and impetuous, rejoicing like a Giant to
+run his Course, through all the Mountains and Wilds of Nature and
+Fancy.
+
+It requires an almost painful Attention to mark the Propriety and
+Accuracy of _Johnson_, and your Satisfaction arises from Reflection
+and Comparison; But the Fire and Invention of _Shakespear_ in an
+Instant are shot into your Soul, and enlighten and chear the most
+indolent Mind with their own Spirit and Lustre.--Upon the whole,
+_Johnson_'s Compositions are like finished Cabinets, where every
+Part is wrought up with the most excellent Skill and Exactness;--
+_Shakespear_'s like magnificent Castles, not perfectly finished or
+regular, but adorn'd with such bold and magnificent Designs, as at
+once delight and astonish you with their Beauty and Grandeur.
+
+
+ RAILLERY is a genteel poignant Attack of a _Person_ upon any
+ _slight Foibles_, _Oddities_, or _Embarrassments_ of his, in
+ which he is tender, or may be supposed to be tender, and
+ unwilling to come to a free Explanation.
+
+ SATIRE is a witty and severe Attack of _mischievous Habits_ or
+ _Vices_;
+
+ RIDICULE is a free _Attack_ of any _Motly Composition_, wherein a
+ real or affected _Excellence_ and _Defect_ both jointly appear,
+ _glaring_ together, and _mocking_ each other, in the same
+ _Subject_.
+
+Hence the Aim of _Raillery_, is to please you, by some little
+_Embarrassment_ of a _Person_; Of _Satire_, to scourge _Vice_, and
+to deliver it up to your just _Detestation_; And of _Ridicule_, to
+set an Object in a mean ludicrous Light, so as to expose it to your
+_Derision_ and _Contempt_.
+
+It appears therefore that _Raillery_ and _Ridicule_ differ in several
+Circumstances.
+
+1. _Raillery_ can only be employ'd in relation to _Persons_, but
+_Ridicule_ may be employ'd in what relates either to _Persons_, or
+other _Objects_.
+
+2. _Raillery_ is us'd only upon _slight_ Subjects, where no real
+Abilities or Merit are questioned, in order to avoid degrading the
+Person you attack, or rendering him contemptible; Whereas _Ridicule_
+observes no such Decency, but endeavours really to degrade the Person
+attack'd, and to render him contemptible.
+
+3. _Raillery_ may be pointed at a whimsical Circumstance, only because
+a Person is known to be tender upon it; and your Pleasure will arise
+from the _Embarrassment_ he suffers, in being put to an Explanation;--
+Thus a young Gentleman may be _rallied_ upon his Passion for a Lady;--
+At the same Time there may be no Ground for _Ridicule_ in this
+Circumstance, as it may no way deserve your _Derision_ or _Contempt_.
+
+4. As it thus appears that there are Subjects of _Raillery_, into
+which _Ridicule_ cannot justly be admitted; So there are Subjects
+of _Ridicule_, wherein your Derision and Contempt are so strongly
+excited, that they are too gross for _Raillery_;--As a person tossed
+in a Blanket; or the unfortunate Attack which another has made upon a
+Windmill.
+
+5. In short, _Raillery_, if the Adventures it is turn'd upon are
+too _gross_ and _luscious_, becomes _Ridicule_; And therefore, in
+Comparison together, _Raillery_ appears like _Wine_ of a thin Body,
+and delicate poignant Flavour; _Ridicule_, like a _Wine_ which is
+fuller, and more rich, and luscious.
+
+_Quixote_ is a Character, wherein _Humour_ and _Ridicule_ are finely
+interwoven;--It is not a Subject of _Satire_, as the Knight is free
+from all Badness of Heart, and Immorality; Nor properly of _Raillery_,
+his Adventures in general being too _gross_ and _disastrous_;-- The
+_Humour_ appears, in the Representation of a Person in real Life,
+fancying himself to be, under the most solemn Obligations to attempt
+_hardy_ Atchievements; and upon this Whimsy immediately pursuing the
+most romantic Adventures, with great Gravity, Importance, and Self-
+sufficiency; To heighten your Mirth, the _hardy_ Atchievements to be
+accomplish'd by this Hero, are wittily contrasted by his own
+meagre weak Figure, and the _desperate Unfierceness_ of his Steed
+_Rozinante_;--The _Ridicule_ appears in the strange Absurdity of the
+Attempts, upon which the Knight chuses to exercise his Prowess; Its
+Poignancy is highly quicken'd, and consequently the Pleasure it gives
+you, by his miserable Disasters, and the doleful Mortifications of all
+his Importance and Dignity;--But here, after the Knight, by diverting
+you in this manner, has brought himself down to the lowest Mark, he
+rises again and forces your Esteem, by his excellent Sense, Learning
+and Judgment, upon any Subjects which are not ally'd to his Errantry;
+These continually act for the Advancement of his Character; And with
+such Supports and Abilities he always obtains your ready Attention,
+and never becomes heavy or tedious.
+
+To these you are to add the perfect _good Breeding_ and _Civility_ of
+the Knight upon every Occasion; which are some Kind of Merit in his
+Favour, and entitle him to Respect, by the Rules of common Gentility
+and Decency; At the same time his Courage, his Honour, Generosity,
+and Humanity, are conspicuous in every Act and Attempt; The _Foibles_
+which he possesses, besides giving you exquisite Pleasure, are wholly
+inspir'd by these worthy Principles; Nor is there any thing base, or
+detestable, in all his Temper or Conduct; It was from hence that the
+DUKE and the DUTCHESS were extremely delighted with his Visit at their
+_Castle_; And you yourself, if he existed in real Life, would be fond
+of his Company at your own Table; which proves him, upon the whole, to
+be an amiable Character;--It is therefore no wonder that Signior _Don
+Quixote of la Mancha_ has been so courteously receiv'd in every
+Country of _Europe_.
+
+Thus delightfully wrought, as this History is, with _Humour_ and
+_Ridicule_, yet _Cervantes_, still fearful of tiring you with too much
+of the _Errantry_, has introduc'd the most charming Variety of other
+Adventures; --All along in the pacific Intervals, you are inform'd of
+the private Occurrences between the Knight and his 'Squire; And from
+these, where it is least to be expected, you are surpriz'd with the
+most high and delicious Repast;-- Nothing can be more pregnant with
+Mirth, than the Opposition continually working between the grave
+Solemnity and Dignity of _Quixote_, and the arch Ribaldry and Meanness
+of _Sancho_; And the Contrast can never be sufficiently admir'd,
+between the _excellent fine Sense_ of the ONE, and the _dangerous
+common Sense_ of the OTHER.
+
+It is here that the Genius and Power of _Cervantes_ is most admirably
+shewn; He was the greatest Master that ever appear'd, in finely
+opposing, and contrasting his Characters. It is from hence that you
+feel a Poignancy and Relish in his Writings, which is not to be met
+with in any others; The natural Reflexions and Debates of _Quixote_
+and _Sancho_ would have been barren, insipid, and trite, under other
+Management; But _Cervantes_, by his excellent Skill in the _Contrast_,
+has from these drawn a Regale, which for high, quick, racy Flavour,
+and Spirit, has yet never been equall'd.
+
+It may here be enquir'd, What Species of Composition or Character is
+the most pleasurable, and mirthful, in all Nature?--In _Falstaff_,
+you have _Humour_ embelish'd with _Wit_; In _Quixote_, _Humour_ made
+poignant with _Ridicule_; And it is certain that _Humour_ must always
+be the Ground-work of such Subjects, no Oddities in inanimate Objects
+being capable of interesting our Passions so strongly, as the Foibles
+of Persons in real Life;--The chief Substance of _Johnson_'s
+Compositions is _Humour_ and _Satire_; upon which Plan, as hath been
+already observ'd, he is oblig'd to demolish, and render detestable,
+his own Characters;--_Humour_ and _Raillery_ are also capable
+of furnishing a Repast of quick Relish and Flavour; In written
+Compositions, the Attack of the _Raillery_, as well as the Reception
+of it, may be happily conducted, which in other accidental Encounters
+are liable to Hazard; All Peevishness or Offence is thus easily
+avoided, and the Character attack'd is sav'd from being really
+contemptible;--But then indeed the Pleasure you are to receive
+generally depends upon the Confusion of the Person attack'd, without
+there being in reason a sufficient Cause for this Confusion;--It is
+for want of this just Foundation, that the Pleasure arising from
+_Raillery_ is apt to come forth with less Freedom, Fulness, and
+Conviction, though with more Delicacy, than that which is derived
+from _Wit_, or _Ridicule_;--However, _Humour_ and _Raillery_ united
+together, when the _Raillery_ is founded upon some _real_
+Embarrassment in the Circumstance, as well as in the Confusion of the
+Person attack'd, will furnish a very high Entertainment; which has
+Pretensions to rival either _Humour_ and _Wit_, or _Humour_ and
+_Ridicule_.
+
+To give an Instance of _Humour_ and _Raillery_, I shall insert
+_Horace_'s famous Description of his Embarrassment with an impertinent
+Fellow. This indeed is entitl'd, in almost all the Editions of
+_Horace_, a _Satire_, but very improperly, as the Subject is not
+_Vice_ or _Immorality_;
+
+ Ibam forte via sacra, sicut meus est mos,
+ Nescio quid meditans nugarum, at totus in illis:
+ Accurrit quidam notus mihi nomine tantum;
+ Arreptaque manu, Quid agis, dulcissime rerum?
+ Suaviter, ut nunc est, inquam: & cupio omnia quae vis.
+ Cum affectaretur, Num quid vis? occupo. At ille,
+ Noris nos, inquit; docti sumus. Hic ego: Pluris
+ Hoc, inquam, mihi eris. Misere discedere quaerens,
+ Ire modo ocyus, interdum consistere: in aurem
+ Dicere nescio quid puero: cum sudor ad imos
+ Manaret talos. O te, Bollane, cerebri
+ Felicem: aiebam tacitus! Cum quidlibet ille
+ Garriret, vicos, urbem laudaret; ut illi
+ Nil respondebam: Misere cupis, inquit abire.
+ Jamdudum video: sed nil agis: usque tenebo:
+ Persequar: hinc quo nunc iter est tibi? Nil opus est te
+ Circumagi: quemdam volo visere, non tibi notum:
+ Trans Tiberim longe cubat is, prope Caesaris hortos.
+ Nil habeo quod agam, & non sum piger: usque sequar te,
+ Demitto auriculas ut iniquae mentis asellus,
+ Cum gravius dorso subiit onus. Incipit ille:
+ Si bene me novi, non Viscum pluris amicum,
+ Non Varium facies; nam quis me scribere plures
+ Aut citius possit versus? quis membra movere
+ Mollius? invideat quod & Hermogenes, ego canto.
+ Interpellandi locus hic erat: Est tibi mater,
+ Cognati, queis te salvo est opus? Haud mihi quisquam:
+ Omnes composui. Felices! nunc ego resto:
+ Confice: namque instat fatum mihi triste, Sabella
+ Quod puero cecinit divina mota anus urna,
+ Hunc neque dira venena, nec hosticus auferret ensis,
+ Nec laterum dolor, aut tussis, nec tarda podagra;
+ Garrulus hunc quando consumet cumque loquaces.
+ Si sapiat, vitet, simul atque adoleverit aetas.
+ Ventum erat ad Vestae, quarta jam parte diei
+ Praeterita; & casu tunc respondere vadato
+ Debebat: quod ni fecisset, perdere litem.
+ Si me amas, inquit, paulum hic ades. Inteream, si
+ Aut valeo stare, aut novi civilia jura:
+ Et propero quo scis. Dubius sum quid faciam, inquit;
+ Tene relinquam, an rem. Me, sodes. Non faciam, ille;
+ Et praecedere coepit. Ego, ut contendere durum est
+ Cum victore, sequor. Mecaenas quomodo tecum?
+ Hinc repetit. Paucorum hominum, & mentis bene sanae.
+ Nemo dexterius fortuna est usus. Haberes
+ Magnum adjutorem, posset qui ferre secundas,
+ Hunc hominem velles si tradere: dispeream, ni
+ Summosses omnes. Non isto vivimus illic
+ Quo tu rere modo, domus hac nec purior ulla est,
+ Nec magis his aliena malis: nil mi officit unquam,
+ Ditior hic, aut est quia doctior: est locus uni
+ Cuique suus. Magnum narras, vix credibile. Atqui
+ Sic habet. Accendis, quare cupiam magis illi
+ Proximus esse. Veils tantummodo: quae tua virtus,
+ Expugnabis; & est qui vinci possit: eoque
+ Difficiles aditus primos habet. Haud mihi deero,
+ Muneribus servos corrumpam: non, hodie si
+ Exclusus fuero, desistam: tempera quaeram:
+ Occurram in triviis: deducam. Nil sine magno
+ Vita labore dedit mortalibus. Haec dum agit, ecce
+ Fuscus Aristius occurrit mihi carus, & illum
+ Qui pulchre nosset. Consistimus. Unde venis? &
+ Quo tendis? rogat, & respondet. Vellere coepi,
+ Et prensare manu lentissima brachia, nutans,
+ Distorquens oculos, ut me eriperet. Male salsus
+ Ridens dissimulare: mecum jecur urere bilis.
+ Certe nescio quid secreto velle loqui te
+ Aiebas mecum. Memini bene; sed meliori
+ Tempora dicam: hodie tricesima sabbata, vin'tu
+ Curtis Judaeis oppedere? Nulla mihi, inquam,
+ Religio est. At mi, sum paulo infirmior; unus
+ Multorum ignosces; alias loquar. Hunccine solem
+ Tam nigrum surrexe mihi: Fugit improbus, ac me
+ Sub cultro linquit. Casu venit obvius illi
+ Adversarius; &, Quo tu turpissime! magna
+ Inclamat voce; &, Licet antestari? Ego vero
+ Oppono auriculam; rapit in jus. Clamor utrinque
+ Undique concursus. Sic me servavit _Apollo_.
+
+[Transcriber's Note:
+See end of _Essay_ for translation information.]
+
+The Intention of _Horace_ in this Piece, is to expose an _impertinent_
+Fellow, and to give a ludicrous Detail of his own _Embarrassment_;
+Your Pleasure arises from the View which he gives you of his own
+Mortification, whereby he lays himself fairly open to your _Raillery_;
+This is the more poignant, and quick, from the real Distress which you
+see he endur'd, in this odd Attack; At the same Time the particular Turn
+of the Fellow, who chose in this Manner to pin himself upon another, is
+a very odd Species of impertinent _Humour_.--This Piece, as it stands,
+irresistibly forces your Mirth, and shakes you with Laughter; But to
+a Person of Discernment, it is chiefly at _Horace_'s Expence; Who in
+receiving and enduring such insolent Treatment, appears in a Light too
+low and ridiculous, though he has thought fit himself to exhibit the
+Scene again for the Diversion of the Public;
+
+The
+ Misere, cupis, ---- abire,
+ Jamdudum video, sed nil agis, usque tenebo,
+ Persequar;--
+
+was an absolute Insult; And very unfit to be related by the Person
+who suffer'd it, as a Matter of Merriment;--Besides this Tameness
+of _Horace_, the Impudence of the Fellow is excessively nauseous and
+disgusting at the Bottom, though the whole carries a Froth of _Raillery_
+and _Humour_ upon the Surface.
+
+The Truth is, that this Piece, as it stands, would have properly
+proceeded from another Person, who had intended to expose the
+Impertinence and Impudence of the Fellow, and freely to _rally_ poor
+_Horace_, with some Mixture of _Ridicule_, upon his unfortunate
+Embarrassment; upon this Basis it will appear with Propriety; Without
+which all Compositions of _Wit_, or _Humour_, or _Taste_, tho' at
+first they may pleasurably strike the Fancy or Sight, are at last
+disgusting to the Judgment.
+
+Having here occasionally offer'd some Remarks upon this Composition,
+as it now stands, it may be proper to point out the Manner in which
+the _Humour_ and _Raillery_ of such an Embarrassment, might have been
+carried to the highest Pitch; And the Description of it have been
+given by _Horace_ himself, without any Diminution of his own Gentility
+or Importance;--Imagine then that he had been join'd in his Walk by a
+weak, ignorant Person, of Good-nature, and the utmost Civility; one
+who fancy'd himself possessed of the greatest Talents, and fully
+persuaded that he gave all he convers'd with a particular Pleasure;--
+Upon such an Attack, no Resentment or Anger could have been decently
+shewn by _Horace_, As the Person thus pestering him, was all the while
+intending the highest Compliment; And must therefore be received, and
+attended to, with perfect Complaisance; The _Humour_ of this Person
+would have been very entertaining, in the strange Conceit which he
+held of his own Abilities, and of the paticular Pleasure he was
+granting to _Horace_, in condescending to give him so much of his
+Company; In these Sentiments he should regard all _Horace_'s Excuses,
+Endeavours, and Struggles to be gone, as Expressions of his Sense of
+the Honour done him; which should be an Argument with this Person for
+obstinately persisting to honour him still further; All the while he
+must be supported by some _real Importance_ belonging to him, attended
+with _good Breeding_, and strengthened by such occasional Instances
+of _Sense_, as may secure him from being trampled upon, or becoming
+absolutely contemptible; In such an Adventure the Mortification, and
+Distress of _Horace_, would be excessively whimsical and severe;
+especially as he would be depriv'd of all Succour and Relief; being in
+Decency oblig'd, not only to suppress all Anger or Uneasiness, but,
+what is exquisitely quick, to receive this whole Treatment with the
+utmost Complacency; An _Embarrassment_ of this sort, finely described,
+would have yielded the greatest Pleasure to the Reader, and carried
+the _Raillery_ upon _Horace_, without hurting or degrading him, to the
+highest Degree of _Poignancy_; And from hence may be conceiv'd, what
+delightful Entertainments are capable of being drawn from _Humour_ and
+_Raillery_.
+
+It is also easy to apprehend, that the several Subjects of _Wit_,
+_Humour_, _Raillery_, _Satire_, and _Ridicule_, appear not only
+_singly_ upon many Occasions, or _two_ of them combined together,
+but are also frequently united in other Combinations, which are
+more _complicate_; An Instance of the Union together of _Humour_,
+_Raillery_, and _Ridicule_, I remember to have read somewhere
+in _Voiture_'s Letters; He is in _Spain_, and upon the Point of
+proceeding from thence to some other Place in an _English_ Vessel;
+After he has written this Account of himself to a Lady at _Paris_,
+he proceeds in his Letter to this Purpose;
+
+ "You may perhaps apprehend, that I shall be in some Danger this
+ Voyage, of falling into the Hands of a _Barbary_ Corsair; But to
+ relieve you from all such Fears, I shall beg Leave to tell you,
+ what my honest Captain has inform'd me himself, for my own
+ Satisfaction; He suspected, it seems, that I might have some
+ Uneasiness upon this Head; and has therefore privately assured
+ me, that I have no need to be afraid of being taken with him; for
+ that whenever it is likely to come to this, he will infallibly
+ blow up the Ship with his own Hands;--After this, I presume, you
+ will be perfectly easy, that I am in no Danger of going to
+ _Sallee_;"
+
+This is exquisitely _rich_; The brave and odd Fancy of the _English_
+Captain, in finding out for himself, and _privately_ communicating to
+_Voiture_, this Method of Security from Slavery, abounds with the
+highest _Humour_; At the same time the honest Tar, as a _Projecter_,
+is excessively open to _Ridicule_, for his Scheme to blow them all
+up, in order to prevent their being taken Prisoners; There is besides
+these, a very full _Raillery_, which _Voiture_ here opens upon
+_himself_; For as this Adventure, which he is going to be engaged in,
+has been attended, as yet, with no Mischief; nor is certain to be so,
+the whole is to be consider'd, at present, as only a slight Scrape;
+especially as he exhibits it in this manner himself, and invites you
+to make it the Object of your Pleasure, and _Raillery_;--It may also
+be observ'd, that the _Humour_ in this Subject, which flows from the
+_Captain_, is adorn'd with a very peculiar, and pleasing _Propriety_;
+As it is not barely a _Whim_, or the Result of an _odd Sourness_ or
+_queer Pride_, but the Effect of his _Courage_, and of that Freedom
+from all Terror at Death, which is perfectly amiable in his Character.
+
+There are other Combinations of _Wit_, _Humour_, _Raillery_, _Satire_,
+and _Ridicule_, where _four_ of them, or all _five_, are united in
+one Subject;--Like various _Notes_ in _Music_, sounding together, and
+jointly composing one exquisite Piece of Harmony;--Or like different
+_Rays_ of _Light_, shining together in one _Rainbow_: It is pleasant
+to _divide_ these _Combinations_, and to view as with a _Prism_, the
+different Rays united in each; of which _Humour_, like the _Red_, is
+eminent for its superior Force and Excellence;--When the Judgment is
+thus capable of parting, and easily assigning the several Quantities,
+and Proportions of each, it heightens our Pleasure, and gives us an
+absolute Command over the Subject; But they are often so intimately
+mix'd, and blended together, that it is difficult to separate them
+clearly, tho' they are all certainly felt in the same Piece;--Like
+the different _Flavours_ of rich _Fruits_, which are inseparably
+mix'd, yet all perfectly tasted, in one _Pine-Apple_.
+
+_Raillery_, and _Satire_, are extremely different;
+
+1. _Raillery_, is a genteel poignant Attack of _slight_ Foibles and
+Oddities; _Satire_ a witty and severe Attack of _mischievous_ Habits
+and Vices.
+
+2. The _Intention_ of _Raillery_, is to procure your _Pleasure_, by
+exposing the little Embarrassment of a Person; But the _Intention_
+of _Satire_, is to raise your _Detestation_, by exposing the real
+Deformity of his Vices.
+
+3. If in _Raillery_ the Sting be given too deep and severe, it
+will sink into Malice and Rudeness, And your Pleasure will not be
+justifiable; But _Satire_, the more deep and severe the Sting of it
+is, will be the more excellent; Its Intention being entirely to root
+out and destroy the Vice.
+
+4. It is a just Maxim upon these Subjects, that in _Raillery_ a
+good-natur'd Esteem ought always to appear, without any Resentment
+or Bitterness; In _Satire_ a generous free Indignation, without any
+sneaking Fear or Tenderness; It being a sort of partaking in the Guilt
+to keep any Terms with Vices.
+
+It is from hence that _Juvenal_, as a _Satirist_, is greatly superior
+to _Horace_; But indeed many of the short Compositions of _Horace_,
+which are indiscriminately ranged together, under the general Name
+of _Satires_, are not properly such, but Pieces of _Raillery_ or
+_Ridicule_.
+
+As _Raillery_, in order to be decent, can only be exercised upon
+_slight_ Misfortunes and Foibles, attended with no deep Mischief, nor
+with any Reproach upon real Merit, so it ought only to be used between
+_Equals_ and _Intimates_; It being evidently a Liberty too great to
+be taken by an _Inferior_; and too inequitable to be taken by a
+_Superior_, as his Rank shields him from any Return.
+
+_Raillery_ is the most agreeable, when it is founded on a _slight_
+Embarrassment or Foible, which upon being unfolded, appears to have
+arisen from the _real Merit_, or from the _Excess_ of any _Virtue_,
+in the Person attack'd.
+
+But yet this Embarrassment must always be _real_, and attended with
+the Chagrin or Confusion of the _rally'd_ Person, or capable of being
+fairly suppos'd to have been so; otherwise the Attack will be void of
+all Poignancy, and Pleasure to the Company; And evaporate either into
+_indirect Flattery_, or else into the _Insipid_.
+
+Thus, to attack a _fine Lady_ upon the Enemies she has made, by the
+mischievous Effects of her Beauty, will be properly genteel indirect
+_Flattery_--if it be well conducted,--otherwise, the _Insipid_; But
+it cannot be deem'd _Raillery_; It being impossible to suppose the
+Lady _really_ chagrin'd by such an imaginary Misfortune, or uneasy
+at any Explanation upon this Subject;
+
+_Raillery_ ought soon to be ended; For by long keeping the Person
+attack'd, even in a _slight_ Pain, and continuing to dwell upon
+his Mis-adventures, you become rude and ill-natur'd;--Or if the
+_Raillery_ be only turn'd upon an Embarrassment, arising from the
+Excess of Merit or Abilities, Yet if it be long confined upon the same
+Subject, the Person it is pointed at, will either suspect that your
+Aim is, to leave some _Impression_ against him, or else that you are
+designing him a tedious dark _Compliment_; And accordingly he will
+either regard you with Hatred or Contempt;--Much less should a
+Person, who introduces himself as a Subject of _Raillery_, insist long
+upon it; For either he will be offensive in engrossing all Attention
+to himself; or if the Company are pleas'd, it must be by his
+Buffoonery.
+
+The Difference between _Satire_, and _Ridicule_, has been already
+pointed out;--_Satire_ being always concerned with the _Vices_ of
+_Persons_;--Whereas _Ridicule_ is justly employ'd, not upon the
+_Vices_, but the _Foibles_ or _Meannesses_ of _Persons_, And also upon
+the _Improprieties_ of other Subjects; And is directed, not to raise
+your _Detestation_, but your _Derision_ and _Contempt_;--It being
+evident that _Immoralities_ and _Vice_ are too _detestable_ for
+_Ridicule_, and are therefore properly the Subject of _Satire_;
+Whereas _Foibles_ and _Meannesses_ are too _harmless_ for _Satire_,
+and deserve only to be treated with _Ridicule_.
+
+The usual Artillery of _Ridicule_ is _Wit_; whereby the _Affinity_
+or _Coincidence_ of any Object with others, which are absurd and
+contemptible, is unexpectedly exhibited;--There is also another, very
+forcible, Manner in which _Ridicule_ may act; And that is by employing
+_Humour_ alone; Thus the Foible or Queerness of any Person will be
+most fully _ridicul'd_, by naturally dressing yourself, or any other
+Person in that Foible, and exerting its full Strength and Vigour.
+
+ The POLITENESS of a Subject is the _Freedom_ of that Subject
+ from all _Indelicacy_, Aukardness_, and _Roughness_.
+
+ GOOD BREEDING consists in a _respectful_ Carriage to others,
+ accompany'd with _Ease_ and _Politeness_.
+
+It appears from hence that GOOD BREEDING and POLITENESS differ in
+this; that GOOD BREEDING relates only to the Manners of _Persons_
+in their Commerce together; Whereas Politeness may relate also to
+_Books_, as well as to _Persons_, or to any Subjects of Taste and
+Ornament.
+
+So that _Politeness_ may subsist in a Subject, as in a _Cornish_, or
+_Architrave_, where _good Breeding_ can't enter; But it is impossible
+for _good Breeding_ to be offer'd without _Politeness_.
+
+At the same time _good Breeding_ is not to be understood, as merely
+the _Politeness_ of _Persons_; But as _Respect_, tender'd with
+_Politeness_, in the Commerce between _Persons_.
+
+It is easy to perceive, that _good Breeding_ is a different Behaviour
+in different Countries, and in the same Countries at different
+Periods, according to the Manners which are us'd amongst _polite_
+Persons of those Places and Seasons.
+
+In _England_ the chief Point of it _formerly_ was plac'd, in carrying
+a _Respect_ in our Manners to all we convers'd with; whence every
+Omission of the slightest Ceremony, as it might be construed into
+a want of _Respect_, was particularly to be avoided; So that _good
+Breeding_ became then
+ a precise Observance and Exercise of all the Motions and
+ Ceremonies, expressive of Respect, which might justly be paid
+ to every Person;
+--This, as it is easy to imagine, requir'd much Nicety in the
+Adjustment upon many Occasions, and created immense Trouble and
+Constraint, and most ridiculous Embarrassments.
+
+However, these Modes of _good Breeding_ were not to be abolished,
+as it was impossible to dispense with the _Respect_ annex'd to them,
+without some further Pretence than of their _Inconvenience_ only;
+which no Person could decently urge, or admit in his own behalf,
+when it was his Province to pay any Ceremonies to another; In this
+Difficulty it was at last happily observ'd, for the Advantage of
+genteel Commerce and Society, that _whatever gives Trouble, is
+inconsistent with Respect_; Upon which Foundation, all Ceremonies
+which create Embarrassments or Trouble to either Side, are now justly
+exploded; And the _Ease_ of each other is the Point most peculiarly
+consulted by _well-bred_ Persons.
+
+If this Attention to _Ease_ was properly conducted, so that it might
+always appear to have _Respect_ for its Motive; And only to act in
+Obedience to _that_, as the ruling Principle, it would then comprehend
+the just Plan of _good Breeding_; But as _this_ was formerly
+encumber'd with Ceremonies and Embarrassments, so the modern _good
+Breeding_ perhaps deviates too far into Negligence and Disregard;
+--A Fault more unpardonable than the former; As an Inconvenience,
+evidently proceeding from the _Respect_ which is paid to us, may be
+easily excus'd; But a Freedom, which carries the Air of _Neglect_ with
+it, gives a lasting Offence.
+
+ BEAUTY is the delightful _Effect_ which arises from the
+ _joint Order_, _Proportion_, and _Harmony_ of all the Parts
+ of an _Object_.
+And
+ to have a good TASTE, is to have a just _Relish_ of BEAUTY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+
+Translations of Horace _Satire_ I.9 are available from Project
+Gutenberg as e-text 5419 (verse translation, plain text) or
+14020 (prose translation, text or html).]
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+An / Essay / Towards Fixing the / True Standards / of / Wit, Humour,
+Raillery, / Satire, and Ridicule. / To which is Added, an / Analysis /
+Of the Characters of / An Humourist, Sir John Falstaff, Sir Roger / De
+Coverly, and Don Quixote. / Inscribed, to the Right Honorable / Robert
+Earl of Orford. / [rule] / By the Author of a / Letter from a By-
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