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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at <a href = "https://www.gutenberg.org">www.gutenberg.org</a></pre> +<p>Title: A Voyage to Cacklogallinia</p> +<p> With a Description of the Religion, Policy, Customs and Manners of That Country</p> +<p>Author: Captain Samuel Brunt</p> +<p>Release Date: July 4, 2005 [eBook #16202]</p> +<p>Language: English</p> +<p>Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1</p> +<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A VOYAGE TO CACKLOGALLINIA***</p> +<p> </p> +<h4>E-text prepared by David Starner, Louise Hope, William Flis,<br /> + and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team<br /> + (<a href="https://www.pgdp.net/">https://www.pgdp.net/</a>)</h4> +<p> </p> +<table border="0" cellpadding="10" style="background-color: #ccccff;"> + <tr> + <td width="25%" valign="top"> + Transcriber's note: + </td> + <td> + A few typographical errors have been corrected. They + appear in the text <ins class="correction" + title="explanation will pop up">like this</ins>, and the + explanation will appear when the cursor is placed on the marked + passage.<br /> + <br /> + In addition to the ordinary page numbers, the printed text + labeled the recto (odd) pages of the first four leaves of + each 16-page signature. These appear in the right + margin as A, A2, A3… + </td> + </tr> +</table> +<p> </p> +<hr class="full" /> +<p> </p> +<br /> + + <p align="center">A VOYAGE TO<br /> + <br /> + <font size="+2">CACKLOGALLINIA</font><br /> + <br /> + <span class="smallcaps">with a description of<br /> + the religion, policy, customs<br /> + and manners of that country</span><br /> + <br /> + <i>By Captain Samuel Brunt</i><br /> + <br /> + <br /> + <br /> + <span class="smallcaps">reproduced from<br /> + the original edition, 1727,<br /> + with an introduction by<br /> + marjorie nicolson</span></p><br /> + <br /> + <hr class="disp" /> + <br /> + <br /> + <p align="center"><font size="-1"><i>Published for</i><br /> + <br /> + THE FACSIMILE TEXT SOCIETY<br /> + <i>By</i> COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY PRESS<br /> + NEW YORK: MCMXL</font></p> + <br /> + <br /> + <hr /> + <br /> + + <table align="center" + summary="table of contents"> + <tr> + <td><a href="#intro">Introduction (1939)</a><br /> + <a href="#illus">Illustration</a><br /> + <a href="#voyage">A Voyage to Cacklogallinia</a><br /> + <a href="#character">Character</a><br /> + <a href="#religion">Religion</a><br /> + <a href="#policy">Policy and Government</a><br /> + <a href="#customs">Customs, Manners, Dress, and + Diversions</a><br /> + <a href="#moon">The Journey to the Moon</a></td> + </tr> + </table><br /> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum">v</span> <br /> + + <h3><a name="intro" + id="intro">INTRODUCTION</a></h3> + + <p><i>A Voyage to Cacklogallinia</i> appeared in London, in + 1727, from the pen of a pseudonymous "Captain Samuel Brunt." + Posterity has continued to preserve the anonymity of the + author, perhaps more jealously than he would have wished. + Whatever his real parentage, he must for the present be + referred only to the literary family of which his progenitor + "Captain Lemuel Gulliver" is the most distinguished member. + Like so many other works of that period, <i>A Voyage to + Cacklogallinia</i> has sometimes been attributed to Swift; its + similarities to the fourth book of <i>Gulliver's Travels</i> + are unmistakable. Again, the work has sometimes been attributed + to Defoe. There is, however, no good reason to believe that + either Defoe or Swift was concerned in its authorship, except + in so far as both gave impetus to lesser writers in this form + of composition.</p> + + <p>Fortunately the authorship of the work is of little + importance. It lives, not because of anything remarkable in the + style or anything original in its author's point of view, but + because of its satiric reflection of the background of its age. + It is republished both because of its historical + <span class="pagenum">vi</span> value and because of its + peculiarly contemporary appeal today. Its satire needs no + learned paraphernalia of footnotes; it can be readily + understood and appreciated by readers in an age dominated on + the one hand by economics and on the other, by science. Its + satire—not too subtle—is as pertinent in our own + period as it was two hundred years ago. Its irony is concerned + with stock exchanges and feverish speculation. It is a tale of + incredible inflation and abrupt and devastating depression. Its + "voyage to the moon" has not lost its appeal to men and women + who can still remember a period when human flights seemed + incredible and who have lived to see "flying chariots" spanning + oceans and continents and ascending into the stratosphere.</p> + + <p>The first and most obvious interest of the tale is in its + reflection of economic conditions in the early eighteenth + century. The period following the Revolution of 1688 saw + tremendous changes in attitudes toward credit and speculation. + A new and powerful economic instrument was put into the hands + of men who had not yet discovered its dangers. With the natural + confusion which ensued between "credit" and "wealth," with a + new emphasis upon the possible values inherent in "expectations + of wealth" rather than immediate control over money, an + unheard-of speculative emphasis appeared in business. The rapid + increase in new trades and <span class="pagenum">vii</span> new + industrial systems afforded possibilities of immediate rise to + affluence. The outside public engaged in speculation to a + degree not before known. Exaggerated gains, violent + fluctuations in prices, meteoric rises and + collapses—these gave rein to a gambling spirit perennial + in man. The word "Projects" enters into literature as a + recurrent motif, strangely familiar to our present generation, + which needs only to turn Defoe's <i>Essay on Projects</i> into + contemporary language to see the similarities between the year + 1697 and the year 1939. That essay is filled with talk of "new + Inventions, Engines, and I know not what, which have rais'd the + Fancies of Credulous People to such height, that merely on the + shadow of Expectation, they have form'd Companies, chose + Committees, appointed Officers, Shares, and Books, rais'd great + Stocks, and cri'd up an empty Notion to that degree that People + have been betray'd to part with their Money for Shares in a + New-Nothing."</p> + + <p>Of the many speculative schemes of the early eighteenth + century, none is better known than the "South Sea Bubble." + After a long period during which English trade with the Spanish + West Indies was carried on by subterfuge, an Act of Parliament + in 1710 incorporated into a joint-stock company the state + creditors, upon the basis of their loan of ten million pounds + to the Government and conferred upon them the + <span class="pagenum">viii</span> monopoly of the English trade + with the Indies. In spite of these advantages, however, the + South Sea Company found itself so hampered and limited in + credit that it offered to convert the national debt into a + "single redeemable obligation" to the company in return for a + monopoly of British foreign trade outside England. The + immediate and spectacular effect of that offer is reflected in + the many descriptions, both serious and satiric, of an era of + speculation which to many generations might seem + incredible—though not to this generation which has itself + lived through an orgy of speculation.</p> + + <p>Clearly the South Sea Bubble, which reached its climax in + 1720, was the chief source of Captain Samuel Brunt's satire, + which has an important place in the minor literature called + forth by the wild speculation connected with the + Bubble.<a href="#note1" + name="tag1" + id="tag1"><sup>1</sup></a> If the "Projects" proposed to + Captain Brunt<a href="#note2" + name="tag2" + id="tag2"><sup>2</sup></a> seem extreme to any modern + reader, let him turn to the list of "bubbles," still + accessible in many places.<a href="#note3" + name="tag3" + id="tag3"><sup>3</sup></a> Nothing in Brunt is so fantastic + <span class="pagenum">ix</span> as many of the actual + schemes suggested and acted upon in the eighteenth century. + The possibility of extracting gold from the mountains of the + moon is no more fanciful than several of the proposals + seriously received by Englishmen under the spell of + speculation. As in the kingdom of Cacklogallinia, so in + London, men mortgaged their homes and women sold their + jewels <a href="#note4" + name="tag4" + id="tag4"><sup>4</sup></a> in order to purchase shares in + wildcat companies, born one day, only to die the next. As + the anonymous author of one of many South Sea Ballads wrote + in his "Merry Remarks upon Exchange Alley Bubbles":</p> + + <div class="verse"> + Our greatest ladies hither come,<br /> + And ply in chariots daily;<br /> + Oft pawn their jewels for a sum<br /> + To venture in the Alley. + </div> + + <p>The meteoric rise in the price of shares in the + moon-mountain project of the Cacklogallinians is no greater + than the actual rise in prices of shares during the South Sea + Bubble, when, between April and July, 1720, shares rose from + £120 to £1,020. The fluctuating market of the Cacklogallinian + 'Change, which responded to every rumor, follows faithfully the + actual situation in London in 1720; and the final crash + <span class="pagenum">x</span> which shook Cacklogallinian + foundations—subtly suggested by Brunt's unwillingness to + return and face the enraged multitude—is an echo of the + crash which shook England when the Bubble was pricked.</p> + + <p>But its reflection of the economic background of the age is + not the only reason for the interest and importance of <i>A + Voyage to Cacklogallinia</i>, either in its generation or in + our own. The little tale has its place in the history of + science, particularly in that movement of science which, + beginning with the "new astronomy" in the early seventeenth + century, was to produce one of the most important chapters in + the history of aviation.<a href="#note5" + name="tag5" + id="tag5"><sup>5</sup></a> So far as literature is + concerned, <i>A Voyage to Cacklogallinia</i> belongs to the + literary <i>genre</i> of "voyages to the moon" which from + Lucian to H.G. Wells (even to modern "pulp magazines") have + enthralled human imagination. Yet while its fantasy looks + back to Lucian's Icaro-Menippus, who flew to the moon by + using the wing of a vulture and the wing of an eagle, its + suggestion of the growing scientific temper of modern times + makes it much more than mere <span class="pagenum">xi</span> + fantasy. In the semilegendary history of Iran is to be found + a tale, retold by Firdausi in the <ins class="correction" + title="spelling as in original"><i>Shaknameh</i></ins> of + <ins class="correction" + title="no comma in original">Kavi Usan, who</ins> "essayed + the sky To outsoar angels" by fastening four eagles to his + throne. The Iranian motif was adopted in the romances of + Alexander the Great and so passed into European + literature. The researches of Leonardo da Vinci upon the + muscles of birds and the principles of the flight of birds + brought over to the realm of science ideas long familiar + in tale and legend. Francis Bacon did not hesitate to + suggest in his <i>Natural History</i> (Experiment 886) + that there are possibilities of human flight by the use of + birds and "advises others to think further upon this + experiment as giving some light to the invention of the + art of flying."</p> + + <p>John Wilkins, one of the most influential early members of + the Royal Society, in his <i>Mathematicall + Magick</i>,<a href="#note6" + name="tag6" + id="tag6"><sup>6</sup></a> in 1648, suggested "four several + ways whereby this flying in the air hath been or may be + attempted." He listed, as the second, "By the help of + fowls." Ten years earlier there appeared in England during + the same year two works which were to have great influence + in popularizing the theme of light: Wilkins's + <span class="pagenum">xii</span> <i>Discovery of a World in + the Moone</i>,<a href="#note7" + name="tag7" + id="tag7"><sup>7</sup></a> a serious semiscientific work on + the nature of the moon and the possibility of man's flying + thither, and a prose romance by Francis Godwin, <i>The Man + in the Moone: or, A Discourse of a Voyage thither by D. + Gonsales.</i><a href="#note8" + name="tag8" + id="tag8"><sup>8</sup></a> These two works were largely + responsible for the emergence of the old theme of flight to + the moon in imaginative literature; the English translation + of Lucian at almost the same time perhaps aided in advancing + the popularity of the idea.</p> + + <p>The similarities between Brunt's romance and Godwin's tale a + century earlier are too striking to be fortuitous, and, indeed, + there is no question that Brunt used Godwin as one of his chief + sources. An earlier <i>Robinson Crusoe</i>, an idyllic + <i>Gulliver's Travels</i>, Godwin's <i>The Man in the Moone</i> + helped to establish in English literature the vogue of the + traveler's tale to strange countries. Domingo, like Captain + Samuel Brunt, draws from the "exotic" tradition. Both travelers + find themselves in strange lands; both experience + <span class="pagenum">xiii</span> many other adventures before + they make their way to the moon, drawn by birds.</p> + + <p>But the century which elapsed between Godwin's fanciful tale + and Brunt's fantastic romance felt the impact of the new + science. No matter how clearly both tales draw from old + traditions of legend and literature, no matter how many + elements of fantasy remain, there is a profound and fundamental + difference between them. Godwin's hero made his way to the moon + by mere chance; it happened that he harnessed himself to his + gansas during their period of hibernation. Too late, he + discovered that gansas hibernate in the moon! The earlier + voyage took only "Eleven or Twelve daies"—and that by + gansa power! The earlier author did not suggest that his hero + encountered any particular difficulties of respiration, nor did + he pause to consider in detail the problem of the nature of the + intervening air through which his hero passed.</p> + + <p>But a hundred years of science had intervened between + Godwin's tale and that of Captain Samuel Brunt. The later + voyage to the moon is no less fantastic in its outlines than is + the earlier, yet it shows clearly the impact of science upon + popular imagination. The imagination of man had expanded with + the expanding universe. Brunt takes care to indicate the vast + distance between the earth and the moon by subtle mathematical + suggestion. Although both travelers flew + <span class="pagenum">xiv</span> "with incredible swiftness," + the eighteenth-century flyers found that it was "about a Month + before we came into the Attraction of the Moon." Brunt's + account of the preparation for the ascent into the orb of the + moon is almost as careful as a modern account of an ascent into + the stratosphere. His bird flyers lay their plans deliberately + and upon the basis of the most recent scientific discoveries. + There is nothing fortuitous about their final ascent. Brunt was + clearly aware of the work of many scientists, notably Boyle, + upon the nature and rarefaction of the air. His flyers proceed + by slow stages, accustoming themselves gradually to the + rarefied air, assisting their respiration by the use of wet + sponges. They learn by experience the answer to the problems + with which Godwin's mind had played but which many later + scientific writers had considered more definitely: what is the + nature of gravity; how far beyond the confines of the earth + does it extend; what would happen to man could he "pass the + Atmosphere"? The generation to which Captain Samuel Brunt + belonged might still delight in the fantastic; but like our own + generation, it insisted that fantasy must rest upon that which + is at least scientifically possible, if not probable.</p> + + <p><i>A Voyage to Cacklogallinia</i> is republished today + because of its appeal to many readers. It offers something to + the student of economic history; something to the student of + early science. <span class="pagenum">xv</span> It is one of + several little-known "voyages to the moon," of which the most + famous are those of Cyrano de Bergerac, a form of reading in + which our ancestors delighted and which deserve to be + collected. But apart from having a not-inconsiderable + historical interest, it remains the kind of tale which may be + read at any time because it appeals to the fundamental love of + adventure in human beings. Its author was undoubtedly only one + of many men who, under the influence of Godwin, Swift, and + others, could weave a tale in an accepted pattern. Yet there + are elements which make it unique; and it deserves at least + this opportunity of rising phoenix-like from the ashes of the + past and being treasured by posterity.</p> + + <p align="right"><span class="smallcaps">Marjorie + Nicolson</span></p> + + <p>Smith College<br /> + Northampton, Mass.<br /> + Nov. 3, 1939</p><br /> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note1" + href="#tag1" + id="note1">1.</a> The best treatment of the South Sea + Bubble for students of literature will be found in + Lewis Melville, <i>The South Sea Bubble</i>, Boston, + 1923. The author has also included in his volume + extracts from dozens of satires which appeared after + 1720. He does not, however, mention <i>A Voyage to + Cacklogallinia</i>. + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note2" + href="#tag2" + id="note2">2.</a> Pages 107 ff. + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note3" + href="#tag3" + id="note3">3.</a> The list of "bubbles" may be found + in Melville, <i>op. cit.</i>, chap, iv; Cobbett, + <i>Parliamentary History</i>, VII, 656 ff., Somers, + <i>Tracts</i> [ed. 1815], XIII, 818. + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note4" + href="#tag4" + id="note4">4.</a> Contemporary letters indicating the + interest of both men and women in speculation may be + found in <i>Historical Manuscripts Commission</i>, + XLV, 200, and CXXV, 288, 294-95, 349-50. + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note5" + href="#tag5" + id="note5">5.</a> I have discussed the relationship + between aviation and the "new astronomy" in several + articles dealing with voyages to the moon. + Bibliography may be found in two of these, "A World in + the Moon," in <i>Smith College Studies in Modern + Languages</i>, Vol. XVII (No. 2, January, 1936), and + "Swift's 'Flying Island' in the 'Voyage to Laputa,'" + <i>Annals of Science</i>, II (October, 1937), 405-31. + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note6" + href="#tag6" + id="note6">6.</a> <i>Mathematicall Magick; or, The + Wonders That May Be Performed by Mechanicall + Geometry</i>, London, 1648; in <i>Mathematical and + Philosophical Works</i>, London, 1802, II, 199. + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note7" + href="#tag7" + id="note7">7.</a> <i>The Discovery of a World in the + Moone; or, A Discourse Tending to Prove, That 'Tis + Probable There May Be Another Habitable World in That + Planet</i>, London, 1638. + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + <a name="note8" + href="#tag8" + id="note8">8.</a> <i>The Man in the Moone; or, A + Discourse of a Voyage thither by D. Gonsales</i>, [By + F.G.], London, 1638. This has recently been + republished from the first edition by Grant McColley + in <i>Smith College Studies in Modern Languages</i> + XIX (1937). + </div><br /> + <hr /> + + <a name="illus" + id="illus"></a><br /> + + <p align="center"><img src="images/frontis.png" + width="396" + height="598" + alt="frontispiece" /></p> + <hr /> + <br /> + + <p align="center">A<br /> + <br /> + <font size="+3"><span class="extended">VOYAGE</span></font><br /> + + <br /> + TO<br /> + <br /> + <font size="+2"><i>Cacklogallinia:</i></font><br /> + <br /> + With a Description of the<br /> + <br /> + <font size="+1"><span class="smallcaps">Religion, Policy, + Customs</span><br /> + and <span class="smallcaps">Manners</span>, of that<br /> + <span class="smallcaps">Country</span>.</font></p> + <hr class="disp" /> + + <p align="center"><font size="+1">By Captain + <span class="smallcaps">Samuel Brunt</span>.</font></p> + <hr class="disp" /> + + <p align="center"> + <font size="-1"><span class="extended"><i>LONDON:</i></span><br /> + + <br /> + Printed by <span class="smallcaps">J. Watson</span> in + <i>Black-Fryers</i>, and<br /> + sold by the Booksellers of <i>London</i> and<br /> + <i>Westminster</i>. 1727<br /> + <br /> + [Price Sticht, Two Shillings and Sixpence.]</font></p> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum">1</span> <span class="folionum">B</span> + <a name="voyage" + id="voyage"></a><br /> + + <p align="center">A<br /> + <br /> + <font size="+3"><span class="extended">VOYAGE</span></font><br /> + + <br /> + TO<br /> + <br /> + <font size="+1"><i>Cacklogallinia</i>, &c.</font></p><br /> + + <p><img src="images/n_cap.gif" + align="left" + hspace="5" + width="162" + height="166" + alt="N" /> <span class="smallcaps">Othing</span> is more + common than a Traveller's beginning the Account of his + Voyages with one of his own Family; in which, if he can't + boast Antiquity, he is sure to make it up with the Probity + of his Ancestors. As it can no way interest my Reader, I + shall decline following a Method, which I can't but think + ridiculous, as unnecessary. I shall only say, that by the + Death of my Father and Mother, which happen'd while I was + an Infant, I fell to the Care of my Grandfather by + <span class="pagenum">2</span> my Mother, who was a + Citizen of some Note in <i>Bristol</i>, and at the Age of + Thirteen sent me to Sea Prentice to a Master of a + Merchant-man.</p> + + <p>My two first Voyages were to <i>Jamaica</i>, in which + nothing remarkable happen'd. Our third Voyage was to + <i>Guinea</i> and <i>Jamaica</i>; we slaved, and arrived + happily at that Island; but it being Time of War, and our Men + fearing they should be press'd (for we were mann'd a-peak) + Twelve, and myself, went on Shore a little to the Eastward of + <i>Port Morante</i>, designing to foot it to <i>Port Royal</i>. + We had taken no Arms, suspecting no Danger; but I soon found we + wanted Precaution: For we were, in less than an Hour after our + Landing, encompass'd by about Forty Run-away Negroes, well + arm'd, who, without a Word speaking, pour'd in upon us a Volley + of Shot, which laid Eight of our Company dead, and wounded the + rest. I was shot thro' the right Arm.</p> + + <p>After this Discharge, they ran upon us with their Axes, and + (tho' we cried for Mercy) cruelly butcher'd my remaining four + Companions.</p> + + <p>I had shared their Fate, had not he who seemed to Head the + Party, interposed between me and the fatal Axe + <span class="pagenum">3</span> <span class="folionum">B2</span> + already lifted for my Destruction. He seized the designed + Executioner by the Arm, and said, <i>No kill te Boy, me scavez + him; me no have him make deady</i>. I knew not to what I should + attribute this Humanity, and was not less surprized than + pleas'd at my Escape.</p> + + <p>They struck off the Heads of my Companions, which they + carried with 'em to the Mountains, putting me in the Center of + the Company.</p> + + <p>I march'd very pensively, lamenting the Murder of my + Ship-mates, and often wish'd the Negro who saved me had been + less charitable; for I began to doubt I was reserved for future + Tortures, and to be made a Spectacle to their Wives and + Children; when my Protector coming up to me, said, <i>No be + sadd</i>, Sam, <i>you no scavez me?</i> I look'd earnestly at + the Fellow, and remember'd he was a Slave of a Planter's, a + distant Relation of mine, who had been a long while settled in + the Island: He had twice before run from his Master, and while + I was at the Plantation my first Voyage, he was brought in, and + his Feet ordered to be cut off to the Instep (a common + Punishment inflicted on run-away Slaves) by my Intercession + this was remitted, and he escaped with a Whipping.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">4</span> I ask'd if his Name was not + <i>Cuffey</i>, Mr. <i>Tenant</i>'s Negro? <i>My Name</i> + Cuffey, said he, <i>me no</i> * Baccararo <i>Negro now; me + Freeman. You no let cutty my Foot, so me no let cutty your + Head; no be sadd, you have</i> bumby grande † yam + yam<i>.</i></p> + + <div class="footnote"> + * Baccararo<i>, the Name Negroes give the Whites.</i> + </div> + + <div class="footnote"> + † Yam yam<i>, in Negroes Dialect, signifies + victuals.</i> + </div> + + <p>He endeavoured to comfort me under my Afflictions in this + barbarous Dialect; but I was so possess'd with the Notion of my + being reserv'd to be murdered, that I received but little + Consolation.</p> + + <p>We marched very slowly, both on account of the Heat, and of + the Plunder they had got from some Plantations; for every one + had his Load of Kidds, Turkies, and other Provisions.</p> + + <p>About Three in the Afternoon, we reach'd a Village of + run-away Negroes, and we were received by the Inhabitants with + all possible Demonstrations of Joy. The Women sung, danc'd, and + clapp'd their Hands, and the Men brought <i>Mobby</i> (a sort + of Drink) and Rum, to welcome the return'd Party. One of the + Negro Men ask'd <i>Cuffey</i>, why he did not bring my Head, + instead of bringing me alive? He gave his Reason, at which he + seem'd satisfied, but said it was dangerous + <span class="pagenum">5</span> <span class="folionum">B3</span> + to let a <i>Baccararo</i> know their Retreat; that he would + tell Captain <i>Thomas</i>, and he must expect his Orders + concerning me.</p> + + <p><i>Cuffey</i> said he would go to give Captain <i>Thomas</i> + an Account of what had happen'd in this <i>Sortie</i>, and + would carry me with him. As they spoke in the Negroes + <i>English</i>, I understood them perfectly well. My Friend + then went to Captain <i>Thomas</i>, who was the Chief of all + the run-away Blacks, and took me with him. This Chief of theirs + was about Seventy Five Years old, a hale, strong, + well-proportion'd Man, about Six Foot Three Inches high; the + Wooll of his Head and his Beard were white with Age, he sat + upon a little Platform rais'd about a Foot from the Ground, + accompanied by Eight or Ten near his own Age, smoaking Segars, + which are Tobacco Leaves roll'd up hollow.</p> + + <p><i>Cuffey</i>, at his Entrance, threw himself on his Face, + and clapp'd his Hands over his Head; then rising, he, with a + visible Awe in his Countenance, drew nearer, and address'd the + Captain in the <i>Cholomantęan</i> Language, in which he gave + an Account, as I suppose, of his Expedition; for when he had + done speaking, my Comrades Heads were + <span class="pagenum">6</span> brought in, and thrown at the + Captain's Feet, who returned but a short Answer to + <i>Cuffey</i>, tho' he presented him with a Segar, made him sit + down, and drank to him in a Calabash of Rum.</p> + + <p>After this Ceremony, Captain <i>Thomas</i> address'd himself + to me in perfect good <i>English</i>. <i>Young Man</i>, said + he, <i>I would have you banish all Fear; you are not fallen + into the Hands of barbarous Christians, whose Practice and + Profession are as distant as the Country they came from, is + from this Island, which they have usurp'd from the original + Natives. Capt.</i> Cuffey<i>'s returning the Service you once + did him, by saving your Life, which we shall not, after the + Example of your Country, take in cold Blood, may give you a + Specimen of our Morals. We believe in, and fear a God, and + whatever you may conclude from the Slaughter of your + Companions, yet we are far from thirsting after the Blood of + the Whites; and it's Necessity alone which obliges us to what + bears the face of Cruelty. Nothing is so dear to Man as + Liberty, and we have no way of avoiding Slavery, of which our + Bodies wear the inhuman Marks, but by a War, in which, if we + give no Quarter, the</i> English <i>must blame themselves; + since even, with a shew of Justice, they put to the most cruel + Deaths those among us, who</i> <span class="pagenum">7</span> + <span class="folionum">B4</span> <i>have the Misfortune to fall + into their Hands; and make that a Crime in us (the Desire of + Liberty, I mean) which they look upon as the distinguishing + Mark of a great Soul. Your Wound shall be dress'd; you shall + want nothing necessary we have; and we will see you safe to + some Plantation the first Opportunity. All the Return we + expect, is, that you will not discover to the Whites our Place + of Retreat: I don't exact from you an Oath to keep the Secret; + for who will violate his Word, will not be bound down, by + calling God for a Witness. If you betray us, he will punish + you; and the Fear of your being a Villain shall not engage me + to put it out of your Power to hurt us, by taking the Life of + one to whom any of us has promised Security. Go and repose your + self, Captain</i> Cuffey <i>will shew you his House.</i></p> + + <p>I made an Answer full of Acknowledgments, and <i>Cuffey</i> + carried me home, where my Hurt, which was a Flesh Wound, was + dress'd: He saw me laid on a Matrass, and left me. About Eight, + a Negro Wench brought me some Kid very well drest, and leaving + me, bid me good Night. Notwithstanding my Hurt, I slept + tolerably well, being heartily fatigued with the Day's + Walk.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">8</span> Next Morning, <i>Cuffey</i> + saw my Wound drest by a Negro sent for from another Village, + who had been Slave to a Surgeon several Years, and was very + expert in his Business. The Village where I was contained about + Two and Fifty Houses, made of wild Canes and Cabbage Trees; it + was the Residence of Captain <i>Thomas</i>. Here were all sorts + of Handicrafts, as, Joyners, Smiths, Gunsmiths, Taylors, + <i>&c.</i> for in <i>Jamaica</i> the Whites teach their + Slaves the Arts they severally exercise. The Houses were + furnished with all Necessaries, which they had plundered from + the Plantations; and they had great Quantities of Corn and + Dunghill Fowl.</p> + + <p>Captain <i>Thomas</i> sometimes sent for me, and + endeavour'd, by his Kindness, to make my Stay among 'em as + little irksome as possible. He often entertain'd me with the + Cruelty of the <i>English</i> to their Slaves, and the + Injustice of depriving Men of that Liberty they were born + to.</p> + + <p>In about a Fortnight, my Wound was thoroughly cured, and I + begg'd of Captain <i>Thomas</i> to let me be directed to the + next Plantation. He promis'd I shou'd, as, soon as he could do + it with Safety. I waited with Patience, for I did not think it + just he should, for my sake, hazard + <span class="pagenum">9</span> his own, and the Lives of his + Followers.</p> + + <p>About a Week after this Promise, I reminded him of it, and + he told me, that a Party from a Neighbour Village being out, he + could not send me away: For shou'd those Men miscarry, he might + be suspected of having, by my Means, betray'd 'em to make his + own Peace with the Whites; for (said he) the Treachery our + People have observed among those of your Colour, has made 'em + extreamly suspicious. I was obliged to seem contented with his + Reason, and waited the Return of this Party, which in about ten + Days after, came back, laden with Provisions, Kitchen Furniture + and Bedding; but the most acceptable part of their Booty, was + Two small Caggs of Powder, of Eight Pound Weight each, and near + Two Hundred of Lead. They also brought with 'em the Heads of + the Overseer, and the Distiller belonging to <i>Littleton</i>'s + Plantation, both white Men, whom they met separately in the + Woods.</p> + + <p>Captain <i>Thomas</i> now promis'd me, that the next Day I + should be guided to <i>Plantane-Garden-River-Plantation</i>, + which was no small Satisfaction to me. I left the Captain at + Eleven o' Clock who gave Orders for the entertaining the Party, + <span class="pagenum">10</span> and the spending the Day in + Merriment. About Three, when they were in the midst of their + Jollity, one of the Scouts brought Word, that he had discovered + a Party of white Men, who were coming up the Mountain. The + Captain immediately ordered all the Women and Children to a + more remote Village, and sent for the ablest Men from thence, + while he prepared to give the Enemy a warm Reception. Every Man + took a Fusil, a Pistol, and an Axe: Ambuscades were laid in all + the Avenues to the Village; he exhorted his Men to behave + themselves bravely, there being no way to save their Lives, but + by exposing them for the common Safety. He told 'em, they had + many Advantages; for the Whites did not so well, as they, know + all the Passages to the Mountain; and that they could not, at + most, march in the widest, above Two a-breast; that the Way was + rugged, troublesome to climb, and expos'd them to their Fire, + while they lay hid in their Ambuscades he had appointed 'em. + <i>But</i> (said he) <i>were we to meet 'em upon even Terms, + yet our Circumstances ought to inspire Resolution in the most + fearful: For, were any among us of so poor a Spirit, to prefer + Slavery to Death, Experience shews us, all Hopes of Life, even + on such vile</i> <span class="pagenum">11</span> <i>Terms, are + entirely vain. It is then certainly more eligible to die + bravely in Defence of our Liberty, than to end our Lives in + lingring and exquisite Torments by the Hands of an Executioner. + For my Part, I am resolved never to fall alive into the Hands + of the Whites, and I think every one in the same Circumstances + ought to take the same Resolution.</i></p> + + <p>After this Exhortation, and the Departure of those laid in + Ambush, he order'd me to go with the Women, Children, and + <i>Cuffey</i>, whom he had sent to head the Men he had + commanded from the other Village. I had not been gone a Quarter + of an Hour, in which time I was hardly got Half a Mile, before + I heard a very warm Firing. We went still higher up the + Mountain, thro' a very difficult Passage; the Village we were + order'd to, was about half a League from that we left, than + which it was much larger, and more populous; for here were at + least One Hundred and Twenty Houses, and as many able Men, with + about four times the Number of Women and Children.</p> + + <p>The Alarm had been given them by an Express from Captain + <i>Thomas</i>, and we met about half way, near Fifty Negroes + arm'd in the manner already mentioned. + <span class="pagenum">12</span> They were headed by an old + Woman, whom they look'd upon a Prophetess. <i>Cuffey</i> + recommended me to her Protection, took upon him the Command of + the Men, and return'd, after asking this Beldame's Blessing, + which she gave him with Assurance of repelling the Whites.</p> + + <p>The Fire all this while was very brisk, and the old Woman + said to me, that she saw those in Ambush run away from the + Whites, tho' she lay with her Face on the Ground. <i>No + matter</i>, continued she, <i>let the Cowards perish, the + Whites will burn</i> Cormaco (the Village I came from) + <i>that's all. They come again another Day, then poor Negroes + all lost.</i></p> + + <p>The Shot continued near two Hours, but not with near that + Briskness it began; and the old Woman rising, bid me see the + Smoke of <i>Cormaco</i>. <i>Captain Thomas</i>, said she, + <i>send away the white Man.</i></p> + + <p>I staid by my Protectress, whom I durst not quit, tho' I did + not like her Company. About half an Hour after the Shot began, + and continued for near that Space pretty brisk, and then + ceas'd. Soon after, we saw a Negro dispatch'd by Captain + <i>Thomas</i>, who told us the Whites had burnt <i>Cormaco</i>, + but were gone away, and that Captain <i>Thomas</i> + <span class="pagenum">13</span> was coming. He appeared not + long after with <i>Cuffey</i>, and about Forty other Negroes. I + learn'd from him, that the <i>English</i>, by Fault of their + Scouts, had seized the Places where he design'd his Ambushes, + kill'd Part of the Men he had sent, and pursued the rest to the + Village, where they defended themselves, till the Whites had + broke thro' the back Part of some Houses, and set Fire to the + whole Village; that he then retired with his Men up the + Mountains, the Whites following him; but he having the Start, + while they were busied in burning and plundering, he wheel'd + round, and came upon their Backs, and from the Woods and Bushes + poured in his Shot; his Men being all well cover'd, the Whites + did them no Harm, and thought proper to retire with the Loss of + Six Men, and many wounded, for there were Thirty and a Captain. + We have lost, said he, Twenty Two Men, and our Village is + burnt. Soon after, we were join'd by about Forty more Negroes, + and we all went to the Village I was order'd to, which they + called <i>Barbascouta</i>.</p> + + <p>The next Morning, a Council was call'd, which breaking up, + four Negroes, who had not behaved well in this last + <span class="pagenum">14</span> Action, were brought bound, and + laid in the largest Street upon their Backs; all the Women and + Children piss'd upon them; after which, Captain <i>Thomas</i> + told 'em, That the Example they had given, had it been + follow'd, must have ended in the Destruction of 'em all; and + tho' their Crime was pardon'd, and their Lives given 'em, yet + they must not hereafter think of being Freemen, since they did + not deserve that Liberty which they were not zealous in + defending; neither cou'd they, after the Disgrace they had + suffer'd, and which they deservedly had brought on themselves, + hope ever to be admitted into the Company of brave Men, were + they exempted from the Slavery to which their Pusillanimity had + condemn'd 'em. After this they were sold to the best Bidder. I + remember, he who was sold at the greatest Price, brought no + more than Two Dozen of Fowls and a Kid, to be paid the next + publick Festival. The Scout who had not given timely Advice of + the Enemy's Approach, was next brought out and beheaded; and + Three, who run away at the first Attack, were hang'd. + Out-Centinels were placed, and all the Men lay that Night on + their Arms, for <i>Qwanaboa</i>, their Prophetess, foretold + another Attack, which she apprehended wou'd + <span class="pagenum">15</span> prove their Ruine, if not + prevented by uncommon Vigilance and Bravery.</p> + + <p>Four Days pass'd, and none of the Enemy appearing, they + began to recover their Spirits, and grew less cautious; their + most advanced Scouts were recalled, and they imagin'd the + <i>English</i> had no Knowledge of this Village. The Fifth at + Night, when they were in perfect Tranquillity, the + <i>English</i>, who had, by a distant and difficult way, + climb'd the Mountains, and got above the Village, about Twelve + at Night, came down upon 'em, and were in the Streets before + the Negroes had any Inkling of their being so near. They + enter'd the Village with Thirty or Forty Men, and about half + that Number intercepted all the Ways. Here began a cruel + Slaughter, for none they could light on were spared, but Women + and Children, who were all taken. Capt. <i>Thomas</i> fought, + and died like a Hero; my grateful <i>Cuffey</i>, join'd by + about a Dozen more, made all possible Resistance; but finding + their utmost Efforts useless, taking me with them, with + Menaces, if I did not go freely, they clamber'd over some + Rocks, and skulking thro' the thick of the Woods, reach'd a + Morass on the top of the Mountain, where we lay hid Three Days. + The Fourth, press'd by <span class="pagenum">16</span> Hunger, + Six of 'em ventured out to get Plantanes, but they never + returned; for which Reason, the Fifth Day we went in Search of + Food. At Night we got into a Plantane Walk, from whence, after + having fill'd our Bellies, and loaded our Backs, with the ripe + Fruit, we retired to the Woods.</p> + + <p>Next Day, <i>Cuffey</i> went out by himself, and, at his + Return, told us, he had observ'd a large Canoe with Sails and + Paddles, at the Sea Side, which belonged he believ'd to some + Fishing Negroes. He propos'd the siezing, loading it with + Plantanes, and going to the <i>Spanish</i> Coast, which he was + sure he could make shift to find, having been there with the + <i>Buccaniers</i>. This was unanimously agreed to by the rest. + I desired to be left behind, but their Fear wou'd not let 'em + consent to my Stay. At Night we went again to the Plantane + Walk, where I hop'd to make my Escape; but one of 'em always + held me by the Arm, suspecting I would give 'em the slip. Being + loaded, we follow'd <i>Cuffey</i> to the Canoe, where we found + a Negro asleep, whom they bound, and having taken what + Plantanes they thought fit, and found two large Runlets of + Water in the Canoe, with Fishing-nets and other Tackle, they + set Sail about <span class="pagenum">17</span> + <span class="folionum">C</span> Eleven o' Clock with a fine + Hand Breeze, which carried us before Day to the last End of the + Island.</p> + + <p>The next Day about Even, we saw <i>Hispaniola</i>, and + landed at Four o'Clock the Day following in a Creek, where we + filled our Runlets with fresh Water, and going up into the + Country, we catched a Number of Land Crabbs, which we dress'd + and eat.</p> + + <p>We lay two Days in this Creek, and in the Night of the + second, coasted along the Island unperceived; but as we cross'd + the Streights between Cape <i>Maese</i> and Cape + <i>Nicholas</i>, which divides the Islands of <i>Hispaniola</i> + and <i>Cuba</i>, we were seen and chased by a Sloop, which very + soon came up with us, and proved a Free-booter, whose Crew was + of all Nations and Colours. They offer'd the Seven Negroes + their Liberty, and each Half a Share of an able Seaman, which + they readily accepted. To me they would have given a whole + Share, but I refusing to join 'em, they resolved to set me on + Shore with the first Conveniency, tho' some were for throwing + me over-board.</p> + + <p>We were Eight Days without seeing a Sail, but the Ninth, + about Break of day the Man at the Top-mast Head, descried one + on our Leeward Bow. The <span class="pagenum">18</span> Pyrates + immediately prepared for an Engagement; we clapp'd our Helm + a-weather, eas'd out our Main-sheet, and gave Chase. She proved + a tall Ship, and did not seem to make Sail to avoid us; which + was the Reason we brought to, and a Consultation was held, + whether it was safe or not to venture upon her? It was resolved + in the Affirmative. In Consequence of this, we bore away for + her, and when we were in less than Gun Shot, we perceived she + was very deep, <i>Spanish</i> built, and mounted Thirty Guns by + the Number of Ports, tho' we were surprized they were all + close, and not a Man appeared on her Decks.</p> + + <p>The Resolution was taken, to board on the Quarter, which + they did; but seeing no body appear, they feared some + Stratagem. However, some of the Crew ran into the Steerage and + Great Cabbin; but seeing nobody, they went between Decks, and, + upon Examination, found her a Ship abandon'd, and that she had + Six Foot Water in the Hold. They took out of the Great Cabbin + Two Chests of Pieces of Eight, with some Hammocks and Cloaths + from between Decks, and so left her.</p> + + <p>The next Day, we spied another Sail, which gave us Chase: We + lay bye, till <span class="pagenum">19</span> + <span class="folionum">C2</span> we saw she was an Overmatch + for us; for by the Canvass she spread, we concluded her no less + than a Man of War of Fifty Guns. We clapp'd upon a Wind, and + made all the Sail, and lay as close as we possibly could, but + it blowing a fresh Gale, we found she gain'd upon us. This + obliged our Men to throw over the Treasure which they had found + the Day before, and had been the Cause of no small Joy. Finding + she still gained upon us, we threw over our Eight Guns, which + together with the Wind's slackening, was the Means of our + Escape; for now we visibly wrong'd the Ship, and in less than + Six Hours, lost her.</p> + + <p>The Loss of the Money was a considerable Affliction to the + Crew, but that of their Guns was so great a one, it had well + near set them all together by the Ears. Some condemn'd the + Captain for ordering them to be thrown over, others justifying + what he had done, as the only Means of their Escape. At length, + good Words, and a Bowl of Punch the Captain made for each Mess, + laid this Storm for a while; but that which at first pacify'd + these turbulent Spirits, was what blew them up again: For when + they were all drunk, the Boatswain said the Captain was a + Coward, and took a Merchant-man <span class="pagenum">20</span> + for a Man of War: That his Fear had magnified the Object, and + deprived them of the Means of either taking others, or + defending themselves. This he said in the Captain's Hearing, + who, without returning any Answer, took a Pistol from his + Girdle, and shot him dead; and then seizing another Mutineer, + he ordered him a Hundred Lashes at the Gangway, which were very + honestly paid him.</p> + + <p>After this, he called all Hands upon Deck, and told them he + should not be fit to command so many brave Fellows, would he + suffer any to insult him: That if any on board thought he was a + braver Man than himself, he was ready to shew him his Error, + either with his Fusil, Pistol, or Cutlass: That since they had + done him the Honour to chuse him Captain, he would carry + Command, which all brave and experienced Men knew necessary, + and none but Cowards would murmur at. That, as to the + Boatswain, he had deserved his Death, since one Mutineer was + enough to breed Confusion in the Vessel, which must end in the + Destruction of them all. <i>What</i>, continued he, <i>I have + already said, I repeat, If any Man has a Mind to exchange a + Ball with me, I am ready for him; but while I am Captain, I + will be Captain,</i> <span class="pagenum">21</span> + <span class="folionum">C3</span> <i>and let the boldest of ye + disobey my Commands.</i> This resolute Procedure quash'd the + Mutineers, and he ever after kept a strict Command, and was + esteemed a gallant Man.</p> + + <p>Two Days after this, we fell in with a <i>Spanish Garde de + Costa</i>, and Two Sloops; they boarded, and with very little + Resistance, took the Ship, tho' she had Fourscore Hands on + board, and our Sloop but Ninety. She was mounted with Twenty + Guns, but her great Shot did us but little Damage. The two + Sloops were <i>English</i>, going to the Bay of <i>Campechy</i> + with Provisions, which we wanted very much. They were taken but + the Day before by the <i>Spaniards</i>, and tho' they + endeavoured to get off, when they saw we had carried the + Frigate, yet our Sloop wrong'd 'em so much, that we soon came + up with, and took them. There were Twelve <i>Englishmen</i> on + board the Prize, Four of which took on with us.</p> + + <p>Our Captain now quitted his Sloop, went on board the Ship, + which he called the <i>Basilisk</i>, and left the Three Sloops + to the <i>Spaniards</i>. The Eight <i>English</i>, who refused + to take on with him, he kept on board, promising to set them on + shore on the East End of <i>Jamaica</i> in few Days, but + refused them one of the Sloops, <span class="pagenum">22</span> + which they desired; I suppose, fearing, at their Arrival, some + Man of War might be sent in Search of him, or, may be, hoping + to bring them over, for, it's certain he had no Design to land + them as he promis'd.</p> + + <p>Our Ship's Crew was now extreamly jocund, for they had + Provisions for at least Three Months, with what they took out + of the <i>English</i> Sloops, and, in Money, they found upwards + of an Hundred and Sixty Thousand Pieces of Eight, and Two + Thousand Gold Quadruples. We lost but Three Men in boarding, so + that our Crew, with the Four <i>English</i> who join'd 'em, + consisted of Ninety and One Man.</p> + + <p>For Three Weeks after we met with no Adventure; wherefore + the Captain resolved to cruize off the <i>Havana</i>, and many + of our Water-casks being emptied, and we not far from the River + of <i>Chagre</i>, we made for, and came to an Anchor at the + Mouth of that River, and sent our Boats ashore with the + Casks.</p> + + <p>After we had water'd, we steer'd for the <i>Havana</i>, and + between <i>Portobello</i> and <i>Carthagena</i>, we spied a + Sail; as she clapp'd upon a Wind, as soon as she descry'd us, + and we went upon One Mast, we soon met, but were as willing to + shake her off, as we had been to speak to + <span class="pagenum">23</span> + <span class="folionum">C4</span> her. She proved a Forty Gun + <i>French</i> Ship, which handled us without the least + Ceremony. We began the Fight by a Broad-side, as we were under + her Stern, which raked her fore and aft, and must, doubtless, + as she was full of Men, do great Execution. She returned the + Compliment; and tho' we lost but few Men, yet they miserably + cut our Rigging. Our Captain found his Business was to board, + or her Weight of Metal would soon send us to the Bottom. We + enter'd the greater Number of our Men, who were so warmly + received, that but few came off; and as she was preparing to + board us in her Turn, if we had not, by a lucky Shot, brought + her Main-top-mast by the board, by which Accident we got off, + she had certainly carried us. Upon this we got our Fore-Tack to + the Cat-head, hoisted our Top-sails a-trip, and went away all + Sails drawing. In few Hours we lost Sight of her, and then upon + the Muster, we found that she had kill'd us Two and Forty of + our Men, and wounded Fifteen, which was a very sensible Loss, + and made the Captain alter his Course, and think of lying off + <i>Campechy</i>, in hopes of geting more Men.</p> + + <p>He order'd all the well Men upon Deck, and proposed it to + 'em: They all <span class="pagenum">24</span> agreed it was the + best Course they cou'd take, and many of them advised to quit + the Ship, for the first good Sloop which should fall in their + Way. The Captain answered, it was Time enough to think of that + when they had met with one for their Turn.</p> + + <p>They now fell to knotting and splicing the Rigging, when the + Day began to be overcast, and threaten dirty Weather: The + Thunder growl'd at a distance, and it began to blow hard; a + smart Thunder-shower was succeeded by a Flash of Lightning, + which shiver'd our Main-mast down to the Step. A dreadful Peal + of Thunder follow'd; the Sea began to run high, the Wind + minutely encreas'd, and dark Clouds intercepted the Day; so + that we had little more Light, than what the terrifying flashes + of Lightning afforded us. Our Captain, who was an able Seaman, + at the first Signal of an approaching Storm, handed his + Top-sails, took a Reef in his Foresail, and the Men were + furling the Mainsail, when the Lightning shiver'd the Mast, + which was cut away with the utmost Expedition. We lay some time + under a Mizzen-balast, but were at last forc'd to put before + the Wind, and, for Four Days, we scudded with the Goose-wings + of our Foresail, in <span class="pagenum">25</span> which Time + we had not the least Glimpse of Sun or Stars, but by very short + Intervals; nor indeed did I see them, till after we struck, but + by Slatches. The Fifth Day, about Noon, our Foremast came by + the board; we broach'd to, and a Sea fill'd us; we were at our + Dying Rowls, and every Man gave himself for lost. But in this + Danger, which ought to have awakened those unhappy Wretches, to + some Care of their future Happiness, the Ship rang with + Imprecations, and not a Word was uttered, not back'd with Oaths + and Curses. However, it pleased the Great Disposer of Life and + Death, that the Ship cleared her self of the Water, which had + filled the Waist to the Top of the Gunnel. They did all they + could to keep her Head to the Sea, and setting up a small + Jury-mast, to which they clapp'd a Top-gallant-yard, we again + scudded, altogether ignorant where we were; for a Sea which + pooped us the second Day, had carried away the Binnacle with + the Two Compasses; and they either had not, or knew not, where + to find another. We left our selves to the Mercy of the Sea and + Wind, for we had no other Party to take; and tho' the former + run Mountain-high, yet finding the Ship made no Water, the + Captain apprehended <span class="pagenum">26</span> no Danger, + but that of being drove on some Coast.</p> + + <p>I had not the least Compassion for any of the Pyrates, he + alone excepted; for he was much more humane to us who would not + take on with him, than could be expected from one of his + Profession, which he told me, one Day, he had enter'd upon much + against his Inclinations, and that he would gladly quit that + detestable Life, were it possible for him: But as he had no + Hopes of Pardon, having, on board a Man of War, killed a + Boatswain, who abused him, he was obliged to continue his + Villainies for his own Security. This Man alone shewed some + Sense of a Deity. I never heard him in the Storm swear an Oath; + but, on the contrary, I often heard him, as by stealth, say, + <i>Lord have Mercy on me! Great God forgive me!</i> The Seventh + Day, a Sea poop'd us, and wash'd away this unhappy Man, and the + Two who were at the Wheel, whom we never more set Eyes on. Two + others immediately stepp'd into their Places. The Loss of the + Captain was an Addition to our Misfortune, which together with + the violent Continuance of the Storm, took away all Hopes of + Safety.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">27</span> On the Tenth Day, about Nine + in the Morning, we struck upon a Rock with that Violence, that + those who were in their Hammocks were thrown out, and those who + walk'd the Deck, were struck off their Legs. The Pumps were + immediately try'd, and some ran into the Hold, and found the + Ship made a great deal of Water. They plied the Pumps, but in + less than ten Minutes, she struck again, and a Sea coming over + us, I saw no more either of the Ship or the Crew. I rose by the + Side of a large Timber, which I laid hold of, and got upon, + heartily recommending my self to my Creator, and sincerely + endeavouring to reconcile myself to my God, by an unfeigned + Repentance of the Follies of my past Life, and by making a very + solemn Resolution, that if his Mercy should preserve me from a + Danger which none but his Omnipotence could draw me out of, to + have, for the future, a strict Guard upon all my Thoughts, + Words, and Actions, and to shew my Gratitude, by the Purity and + Uprightness of my future Life.</p> + + <p>The Want of an Observation for so many Days, and the Loss of + our Captain, the only Artist on board, with the Want of a + Compass, was the Reason of our being altogether ignorant of the + Coast <span class="pagenum">28</span> on which our Vessel + perish'd. The Piece of the Wreck which I was upon, was, after + being toss'd some Hours, thrown ashore, and I got so far on + Land, that the returning Surf did not reach me. What became of + the rest of the Crew, I know not, but concluded they all + perish'd, till some Years after, I met in <i>England</i> one of + the <i>Englishmen</i> who would not take on with the Pyrates, + and who told me, that, by a peculiar Providence, he and the + other Seven, were, after four Days floating on broken Pieces of + the Ship, taken up by some <i>Indian</i> Canoes; that they were + two Years among the <i>Indians</i>, who treated them very + humanly; and when they were one Day a-fishing with them about + three Leagues from the Shore, they spied a Sail at a great + Distance, and signifying their Desire to return to + <i>Europe</i>, the <i>Indians</i> very courteously gave them a + Canoe and Eight Paddles, with which they reach'd the Ship, it + being becalm'd, and found her <i>French</i>. They were received + on board in the Latitude of <ins class="correction" + title="blank in original"> </ins> Degrees + North, and when they arrived at <i>Rochelle</i>, were + kindly used, and sent to <i>England</i>.</p> + + <p>As we naturally are fond of Life, I return'd Thanks to + Providence for my Escape, and thought myself extreamly + <span class="pagenum">29</span> happy, tho' thrown on an + unknown Coast, and destitute of every thing necessary to + sustain me: But I trusted in that Goodness which had preserved, + and which I hoped would provide for me. To despond, I thought, + would be mistrusting the Bounty of our Creator, and might be + the ready way to plunge me into the Miseries Men naturally + apprehend in my Circumstances. I therefore heartily recommended + me to the Divine Protection, and enter'd the Woods which lay + along the Coast.</p> + + <p>The Storm, which seem'd rais'd for the Destruction of those + Enemies of Mankind, and Shame of human Nature, ceas'd in few + Hours after the Vessel perish'd. I found in the Woods all sorts + of <i>Indian</i> Fruits, as, Guavers, Cushoes, Sowresops, + Oranges, <i>&c.</i> with which I appeased my Hunger. I was + desirous, yet fearful of discovering, whether I was in a + desolate or inhabited Country, and whether I was on the + Continent, or some Island.</p> + + <p>I wandered in the Woods till Sun-set, and then apprehending + Danger from wild Beasts, I climb'd a tall Tree, where I sat, + tho' I could not sleep, till Morning. By the time it had been + dark about an Hour, I was cruelly terrified by hearing + <span class="pagenum">30</span> human Voices in the Air; for + tho' I did not understand, I plainly heard these Words: <i>Sup + gravimiaco caputasco deumorian</i>; with others which I could + not retain.</p> + + <p>Let any Man suppose himself in my Circumstances, and he will + much easier form an Idea, than I describe the Agony I was in on + this surprizing Accident. The Sun was two Hours high before I + durst descend; but seeing nothing to apprehend, I came down, + prosecuted my Journey, as I had begun, Eastward. In three + Hours, or thereabout, I came to the Extremity of the Wood, + which was bounded by a large Meadow, enamell'd with the most + beautiful-coloured Flowers, and hedg'd on the three other Sides + with Limes, and with large Orange-Trees, placed at equal + Distances in the Fence. This, with the Prospect I had of Corn + Fields, made me conclude the Country inhabited by a civiliz'd + People.</p> + + <p>I cross'd the Meadow, highly delighted with the agreeable + Prospect which lay before me. To avoid trampling on, and doing + Damage to the Corn, I turn'd a little to the Northward, in + hopes of falling in with some Village, or meeting with some or + other of the Inhabitants. I found here very rich Pastures, and + large <span class="pagenum">31</span> Flocks of Sheep, + intermix'd with Deer; the Sheep were, as in <i>Jamaica</i>, + cover'd with short Hair, like that of a Greyhound; and the + Deer, which I wonder'd at instead of flying from, came up to + me, and gazed, as if I was a Creature which they were not + accustomed to the Sight of. The Sheep following their Example, + I was so hemm'd in, that, had I not made my way with a Stick I + broke out of a Hedge, I don't know how I should have got clear + of them.</p> + + <p>What astonished me, was to see such a Number of Corn-fields + and Pasture-grounds, in a flourishing Condition, and well + fenced, and yet not meet with the least Track or Path. However, + I walk'd on till about Three o' Clock, as I guess'd by the Sun, + which, tho' it was excessive hot, was no way uneasy to me, + being flickered by the Hedges. Being come to the Banks of a + large River, bordered with Cedars, the tallest I ever saw, and + being under no Apprehension of wild Beasts in a Country so well + cultivated, I laid me down under one of the largest, and slept + till the Sun was near setting; and doubtless, not having closed + my Eyes the Night before, I should have continued my Nap, had I + not been wakened with the Sound of human Voices.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">32</span> I started up, and look'd + round me, but could perceive nothing like a Man. I then + holloo'd, and heard somebody say, <i>Quaw shoomaw</i>: I + answered, <i>Quaw shoomaw</i>; upon which I heard Two speak, + and answer each other, as I thought, over my Head. I look'd up, + but could, by reason of the Thickness and Height of the Tree, + see nothing. I went some Paces from it, and looking up again, I + heard a Voice, which utered these Words hastily, <i>Quaw + shoomaw? starts</i>; which is, having afterwards learned the + Language, <i>Who art thou? stand</i>.</p> + + <p>Hardly had these Words reached my Ears, when I saw a Cock + and Hen fly down from the Tree, and light near me; they were + about Six Foot tall, and their Bodies somewhat larger than a + good Weather. The Cock who was the larger the Two, coming + pretty near me, tho' he discover'd in his Eyes both Fear and + Astonishment, repeated the Words, <i>Quaw shoomaw</i>. The Hen, + who kept a greater Distance, cried out, <i>Ednu sinvi</i>, + which I since learn'd, is, <i>Whence come you?</i></p> + + <p>I was as much surprized to hear Fowls speak, as they were to + see such a Monster as I appeared to be. I answer'd in her own + Words, <i>Ednu sinvi</i>, upon which + <span class="pagenum">33</span> <span class="folionum">D</span> + she ask'd me, I suppose, a String of Questions, with a + Loquacity common to the sex and then fell a cackling. Three or + four Chickens came running to her, and at the Sight of me hid + their Heads under their Mother's Wing, as I suppos'd her. One + of them, who was a Cock not above Five Foot high, at last took + Courage to peep out, and said something to his Father; and, as + I guess taking Courage from what Answer he return'd, ventured + to approach me. He walk'd round me tho' he kept some Distance, + and spoke in a threatning Tone. I answer'd in a melancholy one, + and in my own Language, That I was an unfortunate shipwreck'd + Man. The Youngster, I suppose, thinking me a harmless Animal, + ventured to strike at me, and if I had not avoided the Stroke, + I believe he had split my Skull, for his Spurrs were about + Eighteen Inches long, near Five about, and as sharp as + Needles.</p> + + <p>I saw his Father angry at this Proceeding, and he gave him a + terrible Cuff with his Wing, and sent him home. Then speaking + to me, he made Signs I should follow him; I understood, and + obey'd him. After we had pass'd a small Copse of about a + Quarter of a Mile, we came into a fine Meadow, where we saw + <span class="pagenum">34</span> several Hens milking Goats; + they sat on their Rumps, and were as dextrous with their two + Feet, as any of our Dairy-Maids with their Hands. They carried + two Pails a-piece with a Yoke, like our Tub-women; and indeed + there are not in <i>Europe</i> any who exceed this Nation in + Mechanicks, as far as they are useful to them. I have seen a + <i>Cacklogallinian</i> (for so they call themselves) hover with + a Pair of Sheers in his two Feet, and cut Trees with all the + Regularity imaginable; for, in a Walk of a League long, which + is very common before the Houses of the Nobility, you won't see + (not to say a Bough, but even) a Leaf grow beyond the rest. + They are the best Weavers in the Universe, and make Cloath of + stript Feathers, which they have the Art of spinning, and which + is the Staple Commodity of the Kingdom; for no Feathers are + comparable to these for this Manufacture. When I pass'd the + Meadow, every one quitted her Employment to come and stare at + me; they all spoke together so loud, and with such Volubility, + that I almost fancied my self among a Score of Gammers at a + Country Christening.</p> + + <p>This Meadow led to a Farm House which belonged to my Guide, + or more <span class="pagenum">35</span> + <span class="folionum">D2</span> properly, Master; for I soon + was made sensible, that they look'd upon me as an irrational + Beast, of a Species hitherto unknown to them. We were no sooner + within Doors, than the Family flock'd round to admire me, + asking Abundance of Questions which I did not understand. One + of the Hens brought me a Bowl of Goats Milk, which I received + very thankfully, and drank off. They then offer'd me Corn, + which I rejecting, one of them went out, and fetch'd me a Piece + of boil'd Mutton; for these <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, contrary + to the Nature of <i>European</i> Cocks, live mostly on Flesh, + except the poorer Sort, who feed on Grain. They do not go to + Roost, but lye on Feather-beds and Matrass, with warm + Coverings; for, at the setting of the Sun, there falls so great + a Dew, that I was, in the Night, as sensible of Cold, as ever I + was in <i>Europe</i> in the Winter.</p> + + <p>After I had eat my Piece of Meat, a Bed was made for me in + my Master's Chamber, whither he conducted me. He made Signs, + that I should lye down, and was not a little astonish'd, I + perceived, to see me open the Bedding, go into it, and cover my + self up. The pulling off my Cloaths he did not wonder at, for + the Rich and Great among 'em wear + <span class="pagenum">36</span> Mantles, and cover their Legs + with fine Cloath.</p> + + <p>I slept very heartily, and very much at my Ease. My Master, + who was a rich Farmer, went the next Day to <i>Ludbitallya</i>, + the Metropolis of the Kingdom, about Forty Miles from his Home, + to acquaint his Landlord, who was a Minister of State, what a + Rarity he had in Possession. He set out about Six in the + Morning, and returned at Noon; for the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> + will fly at the Rate of Twenty Miles an Hour. His Landlord came + in less than that Space after in great State. He was preceded + by Half a Dozen Servants, who carried large Battens in their + right Feet, and made no Ceremony of knocking any on the Head + who came in their Way. He was in a sort of Palanquin, covered + with fine Cloth, and powdered with silver Stars in Circles, + supported by four <i>Cacklogallinians</i> adorn'd with silver + Chains. As to his Person, he was about Nine Foot high when he + stood upright, and very corpulent; for, what is wonderful among + these People (if I may be allow'd that Term) they grow in Bulk, + and their Appetites increase in Proportion to their Riches and + Honour, of which I was an Eye-witness in the Persons of my + Master <span class="pagenum">37</span> + <span class="folionum">D3</span> and his Male Children, for the + Females are not perceivably affected with a Change of Fortune. + This holds good in its Opposite, for Adversity will bring down + the tallest to the Size or a Dwarf, that is, to Three Foot.</p> + + <p>But to return to this Minister, whose Name was + <i>Brusquallio</i>. He was cover'd with a rich loose Garment + embroider'd, and wore on his Neck a yellow, green and red + Ribbon, from which hung a Gold Medal of a Cock trampling on a + Lion, which is the Badge of the greatest Honour the Emperor of + <i>Cacklogallinia</i> can bestow on a Subject. He had a great + Number of Followers, who paid him a sort of Adoration. When he + alighted, my Master met him on the Out-side of the Door, threw + himself on his Belly, and held his Beak to the Ground, till the + other order'd him to rise; for I have since learnt both their + Customs and Language. When he came in, I was brought to + him.</p> + + <p>My Master, as I have since learnt, told his Lordship, that + he fancied I had some Glimmerings of Reason, notwithstanding + the hideous Make of my Person, and gave for an Instance, my + getting into my Bed as decently as a <i>Cacklogallinian</i>; + and that of my Species certainly had a Language + <span class="pagenum">38</span> among 'em, for he had heard me + very distinctly utter some unintelligible Words, and even + repeat some after him.</p> + + <p>I threw my self on my Knees, and in the most humble Posture + address'd my self to his Lordship, telling him in + <i>English</i>, that I was a harmless unfortunate Man, who was + cast upon their Coast, was an Object of Compassion, and below + their Anger; that as I never did, nor meant Harm to any, I + hoped to experience his Lordship's Mercy.</p> + + <p>He seem'd highly delighted to hear me speak, and viewed me + with a visible Surprize. My Master coming to me, said, <i>Ednu + sinvi</i>? which I repeated after him (as I perceiv'd he was + desirous I should) to the great Satisfaction of the Minister, + who, as I have since known, desired to purchase, have me taught + the <i>Cacklogallinian</i> and Court Language (for the Court + did not speak that of the Country, for a Reason hereafter to be + mention'd) and present me to his Imperial Majesty, as the + greatest Rarity in Nature. When he bid my Master set a Price, + he answer'd, That his Lordship's doing him the Honour to accept + such a Trifle from his Slave, he esteem'd beyond any Sum of + Money, notwithstanding his Poverty. <i>Well</i>, says + <span class="pagenum">39</span> + <span class="folionum">D4</span> the Grandee, <i>bring him to + me to-morrow, I accept the Present, and you shall have no + Reason to repent your trusting to me</i>.</p> + + <p>The Minister got into his Palanquin, and his four Bearers + flew off with him with that incredible Swiftness, his + Attendance had much ado to keep up with it.</p> + + <p>The next Morning, my Master taking me by the Sleeve with his + Beak, led me out of Doors, and then walk'd forward. I stood + still, and he returned, pull'd me by the Coat, and walk'd on + again; by which I guess'd he would have me follow him, as I + accordingly did, accompanied by one of his Servants, who kept + by my Side. He went too fast, for me to keep him Company; which + he perceiving, spoke to the Servant, and they took Wing + together, and each of them laying hold on an Arm, lifted me + about Thirty Foot from the Ground, and in Four Hours, alighted + about a Quarter of a Mile distant from a very large Town.</p> + + <p>I had forgot to acquaint the Reader, that before I began + this airy Journey, my Master took a Mantle, which his Servant + carried under his Wing, and cover'd me, that I had only an Open + to see and respire: This was to prevent the Impertinence he + might expect from the Mob <span class="pagenum">40</span> at + the Sight of such a Novelty as I was.</p> + + <p>When we alighted, he made Signs to me to lye down, sent his + Servant to the Town, and cover'd me all over. The Servant soon + returned with a close Palanquin, which they made me Signs to go + into, and I was in an Instant hurried thro' the Air, and set + down in a Stable Yard, and conducted from thence into a little + House, to which this Yard afforded the only Passage. Both the + Avenue, and the Smallness of the House no way answerable to the + Charge and Titles of the Minister to whom it belong'd, were + Matter of Surprize to me; tho' I since learnt it was in him + Policy, that he made no greater Figure in Town than a private + Gentleman, not to encrease the Number of those who envied him; + for tho' he was now Nine Foot high, yet in a late Reign he was + dwindled from the Height peculiar to the Rank of his Family, of + Six Foot Nine Inches, to Three Foot Ten. In the Country, I was + told his Seat far exceeded any of the Royal Palaces, tho' as + yet not finish'd, and both his Furniture and Equipage were + answerable; and he never travelled without a great Number of + Servants, who join'd him a Mile or two without the Gates.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">41</span> This great Person shewed me + to his family, every one of which admired me as a most + monstrous Production of Nature. My Master was rewarded, by + being made <i>Nosocomionarcha</i>, or Paymaster to the + Invalids, had the Title of <i>Quityardo</i>, which answers to + our <i>Squire</i>, conferred on him, and was ever after a + Favourite of the Minister. He sprung up immediately Nine Inches + higher, grew considerably more bulky, and would eat you Three + or Four <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Chicks in a Day; for the + Ministers, and those in Post, feed on their own Species, and + not one of the poorer Sort is in any Security of their Lives, + in case a hungry Grandee sets his Eyes on, and has a Mind to + him. Nay, the slavish Spirit of the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> is + such, that many of them, thro' Folly or Superstition, will come + in Bodies to the House of a Minister, and beg as the greatest + Favour and Honour, they and their Families may be served up to + his Lordship's Table; and I have seen the Fools, who had thus + offered themselves, and been accepted, if there was not + immediate Occasion for them, strut in the Streets with a Chain + of Silver about their Necks, which they look'd upon as the + greatest Honour; and when call'd for by his Lordship's Cook, + run <span class="pagenum">42</span> exulting, and offer their + Throats to his Knife; tho' this Nation was, in Time past, the + bravest, and the most tenacious of their Liberty, of any of the + feather'd Race. But I have digress'd too far.</p> + + <p>My new Master, or, more properly, Lord, order'd an Apartment + and a Table for me, with a Tutor to teach me the Languages, by + whose Diligence, and my own <i>Avidity</i> of Learning, I began + in Four Months to understand a great Part of what was said to + me; and my Lord was so very much pleased at my Progress, that + he gave my Tutor a Post, which raised him about Four Inches. My + Lord forbore asking me any Questions concerning my self, till I + was perfectly Master or the Languages, which I was in about + Eleven Months.</p> + + <p>He one Day sent for me into his Chamber, and accosted me in + the following Words: <i>Probusomo</i> (which is, Monster of + Nature, the Name he gave me) <i>I have suspended my Curiosity + of enquiring whence, and how you came into this Kingdom, till + we could perfectly understand each other, that I might not be + troubled with an imperfect Relation: Now that you are Master of + our Language, tell me of what Part of the World you are; + whether you are of savage, or a civiliz'd Nation? if of the</i> + <span class="pagenum">43</span> <i>latter, what is your Policy, + what are your Manners and Customs, and what Accident brought + you hither?</i> I threw my self on my Face, and kiss'd his + right golden Spur (for the Grandees saw off those which Nature + has provided them, and substitute these in their Places) then + rising, I answer'd, That I was of <i>Europe</i>, a Country so + distant from <i>Cacklogallinia</i>, that I was near Six Moons + at Sea, before I was cast on its Coast. <i>Why</i>, said he, + <i>is it possible you can swim so long? for you being destitute + of Wings, can have no other Method of passing so vast a + Water.</i> I told him we pass'd the Seas in Ships, and gave him + a Description of them, but could not make him have the least + Idea of what I meant, till the next Day, that I hollow'd, + shap'd, and rigg'd a Piece of Cork, made Sails of fine Linnen, + and brought it to his Excellency in a Bason of Water. I told + him, we were a civiliz'd Nation, and govern'd by a King, who + however did nothing without the Advice of his Great Council, + which consisted of Grandees born to that Honour, and + <i>Quityardo's</i> elected by the People to represent them. + That, to these Representatives the People had delegated the + Power of acting for them, and entrusted their Liberty and + Estates to their Probity; consequently + <span class="pagenum">44</span> nothing could be supposed to be + done by the Prince, but by the universal Consent of the Nation, + and the People could bear no Burthens, but what they + voluntarily took upon themselves for the common Good.</p> + + <p><i>I have never</i>, answer'd he, <i>read, that any of your + Species was seen in this Kingdom before you; but it is certain + you must have copy'd your Policy from us. But</i>, said he, + <i>are all these Representatives publick-spirited, zealous for + the common Welfare, Proof against Preferments, Titles, and + private Advantages? Have they always the Good of the Nation at + Heart so far, as to prefer it to that of their Families? Do + they sollicite the People to chuse them, or are they their free + Choice? If the latter, what Amends do the People make to these + Representatives, who neglect their private Affairs, to apply + themselves to those of the Publick?</i></p> + + <p>I told his Excellency, that I did not doubt their being such + Men as he spoke them; that I was very young when I left my + Country, and beside I was not born in a Rank which, had I been + of riper Years, permitted me to meddle with State Affairs: + However, I had heard from my Elders, that none were elected, + till the King sent his Mandates to the + <span class="pagenum">45</span> several Provinces, ordering + them to chuse the wisest among them to assist his Majesty with + their Advice: And as the Interest of each Province in + particular, and of the whole Nation in general, turn'd upon the + Probity and Judgment of the Representatives, to whom an + unlimited Power was delegated, it did not stand to Reason, that + they would make Choice of any, whose Love for his Country, + whose Sagacity and Honour they had not made Proof of; or at + least, whose Life did not give them Hopes, that he would prove + a real Patriot.</p> + + <p>That they were the free Choice of the People, was plain, by + the Backwardness shewn by those elected to undertake so weighty + a Charge, which had no other Recompence than the Applause of + the Publick, for the faithful Execution of their Trust. Another + Reason which induced me to believe the Choice such, was, that + the <i>English</i>, (of which Nation I own'd my self) were any + one rich enough to bribe the Majority of a Province, and are + too wise a People to entrust their Liberty to such a Person; + for it's natural to believe, whoever would buy their Votes, + would sell his own: But, that the Majority of a Province was to + be brib'd, or that a free People would, on any account, + <span class="pagenum">46</span> risque their Liberty, by giving + their Representatives a Power to enslave 'em, either by making + the Prince absolute, and furnishing him with Standing Armies, + to maintain a despotick Power or else by selling them to + Foreigners, could never enter into the Thoughts of a reasonable + Creature.</p> + + <p><i>Has</i>, said he, (who smiled all the while I held this + Discourse) <i>your Nation any near Neighbours?</i> I answer'd, + That, by the means of our Shipping, we might be said near + Neighbours to every Nation; but that our Island was separated + but Seven Leagues from the Continent, inhabited by a warlike + and powerful People. <i>Have you any Commerce with the Nations + on the Continent?</i> We are, said I, the greatest Dealers in + <i>Europe</i>. <i>Have you any Religion among you?</i> We have, + in the main, I replied, but one, tho' it is branch'd out into a + great many Sects, differing only in some trifling Ceremonies, + in Essentials we all agree. <i>Religion</i>, answer'd my Lord, + <i>is absolutely necessary in a well-govern'd State; but do + your great Men make any Profession of Religion? or, to ask a + more proper Question, do they do more than profess it?</i> My + Lord, said I, our great Men are the brightest Examples of + Piety. Their Veracity is such, <span class="pagenum">47</span> + that they would not for an Empire falsify their Word once + given. Their Justice won't suffer a Creditor to go from their + Gate unsatisfied: Their Chastity makes them look on Adultery + and Furnication the most abominable Crimes; and even the naming + of them will make their Bloods run cold. They exhaust their + Revenues in Acts of Charity, and every great Man among us is a + Husband and Father to the Widow and Orphan. They esteem + themselves Stewards to the Poor, and that in a future State + they are accountable for every Doit lavish'd in Equipage or + superfluous Dishes. Their Tables are not nicely, but + plentifully served, and always open to the honest Needy. At + Court, as I have learn'd, there is neither Envy nor Detraction, + no one undermines another, nor intercepts the Prince's Bounty + or Favour by slandrous Reports; and neither Interest, Riches, + nor Quality, but Merit only recommends the Candidate to a Post: + A Bribe was never heard of there; which, together with the + exact Justice practised, is the Reason that a Minister, after + Twelve or Fourteen Years, shall die not a Doit richer than he + was at the Entrance upon his Office: Nay, I've been told, that + a Paymaster General of the Army, after + <span class="pagenum">48</span> he had past his Accounts before + the Grand Council of the Nation, with a general Applause, found + his Patrimony so impoverish'd by his Charity to Soldiers + Widows, he was oblig'd to turn Merchant for his Support; but + being unfortunate, he petition'd for a small Government. <i>As + you say you have divers Sects of Religion, you must have + Priests among you, pray what sort of Men are they?</i> I + answer'd, their Lives and Doctrine were of a-piece, their + Example differing nothing from their Precepts: That Hypocrisy, + Avarice, Ambition, litigious Suits, Lying, Revenge, and + Obscenity, were Vices known to 'em by Name only: That they were + a mortify'd Set of Men, who look'd upon nothing transitory + worth their Concern; and having their Thoughts always employ'd + on Meditations of a future Happiness, neglected every thing on + Earth but their Duty; and for this Reason, they often became a + Prey to Knaves, who slipp'd no Opportunity of spoiling them, + knowing their Lenity such, that, if detected, they should not + be prosecuted. I have been assured, that a Priest being told, + such a Farmer had stole away a great many Tithe Sheafs, the + good Divine answer'd, <i>If he's poor, it's no Theft; what I + have belongs to the Needy, and he</i> + <span class="pagenum">49</span> <span class="folionum">E</span> + <i>takes but his own</i>. The Day after he sent him all the + Corn he was Master of, and by this Act of Charity, wou'd have + starved before next Harvest, if a Minister of State, in love + with his Virtue, had not provided for him. And I myself knew + one, who hearing black Puddings were a Preservative against + pestilential Infections, and that the Plague was within Two + Thousand Leagues of our Island, laid out his whole Patrimony in + Puddings, and sent 'em to every Sea-port in the Kingdom.</p> + + <p><i>Have you Physicians among you?</i> We have, said I, Men + of extensive Charity, great Humility, profound Learning, + without the least Tincture of Vanity. They are so very + conscientious, that shou'd they prescribe for a Patient, and he + recover before he had taken all the Druggs brought in, they + will pay for those which remain, out of their own Pockets. They + never take a fee, but when they prescribe, tho' they visit you + frequently, and never prescribe, without they see an absolute + Necessity. They are so modest, that they attribute the Recovery + of a Person to divine Providence, and are ready to accuse + themselves of Ignorance or Negligence should he die under their + Hands.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">48</span> <i>Have you any Lawyers in + your part of the World?</i> Lawyers, said I, we have, but not + more than necessary.</p> + + <p><i>You have then</i>, said my Lord, <i>very few, or are a + litigious People. What sort of Creatures are they?</i> They + are, said I, brought up many Years in the Study of the Laws, + and pass a strict Examination, not only as to their Knowledge, + but their Morals, before they are admitted to the Bar; which is + the Reason, that we have no Tricks, no Delays, to weary and + ruine the poor Client who has a Right, but no Money; they come + directly to the Merits of the Cause, and never endeavour by + their Rhetorick to put a fair Face on a bad one; and not one, + if his Client does not deceive him, will appear on the Side of + Oppression or Injustice; and if he is himself impos'd upon, + when he perceives it, he will not defend the Wrong. This Care + of examining into the Probity of the Students, and Candidates + for the Bar, is the Reason our Lawyers are very near in as + great Reputation as our Priests.</p> + + <p><i>Do you know from what you have said,</i> Probusomo<i>, + that I conclude your Statesmen Fools, and that you will soon + fall a Prey to some other Nation; or you either very ignorant + of your National Affairs, or</i> + <span class="pagenum">51</span> + <span class="folionum">E2</span> <i>a very great Lyar; or + otherwise think me easily impos'd upon. I have been many Years + at the Head of the</i> Cacklogallinian <i>Affairs, under our + August Master,</i> Hippomina Connuferento<i>, Darling of the + Sun, Delight of the Moon, Terror of the Universe, Gate of + Happiness, Source of Honour, Disposer of Kingdoms, and High + Priest of the</i> Cacklogallinian <i>Church. I have, I say, + long, in Obedience to this Most Potent Prince, acted as Prime + Minister, and to tell me, that such a one will baulk his + Master's, or his own Interest, on the Score of Religion; nay, + in his publick Capacity, that he believes one Word of it, or + has Ears for Justice or Compassion, wou'd be the same thing as + telling me, a Flatterer, in his Encomiums has a strict Eye to + Truth, or that a Poet who writes in Praise of great Men, + believes them really possess'd of the Virtues he attributes to + 'em, and has no other View in his Epistle than that of edifying + others, by shewing the bright Example of his Patrons. My + Business now calls me to Court; the Emperor, as yet, has never + heard of you: For whoever dares acquaint him with any thing, + without my Permission, passes his Time very ill. To Morrow, + I'll present you to His Majesty.</i></p> + + <p>He left the Room, and I retired to my Apartment, where none + cou'd come <span class="pagenum">52</span> at me, but who + pass'd thro' my Lord's, which was Death to do, or even to fly + within Twenty Yards of his House, without Permission. Nay, the + proudest among them, and those of the highest Rank alight at + his Outer-gate, and walk into the House.</p> + + <p>The next Morning my Lord came into my Apartment:</p> + + <blockquote> + "Well, <i>Probusomo</i>, <i>said he</i>, I intend this Day + to present you to his Imperial Majesty; and tho' you are of + a Species hitherto unknown in our Parts of the World, and + are, for that Reason, look'd upon as a kind of Monster, as + perhaps one of us should be, were we to appear in your + Nation, yet I have observ'd some Points of Discretion in + your Behaviour, and I begin to have a Kindness for you, for + which Reason I intend to instruct you how to demean your + self; and if you are wise enough to act and be guided by + the Counsels I shall prescribe to you, while you are at + Court, I can, in spite of your awkard Form, get you + naturalized, and then perhaps may prefer you to some Charge + in the Government, considerable enough to enable you to + pass the rest of your Days in Ease and Plenty. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + <span class="pagenum">53</span> + <span class="folionum">E3</span> "You that don't know what + a Court is (<i>proceeded he</i>) should receive some Idea + of it before you enter there. You must first be informed, + that Emperors do not always trouble themselves with the + Affairs of State; for they sometimes pass their whole Lives + in a continued Round of indolent Pleasures, while their + Favourites govern all. I don't doubt but you have already + made your Observation upon the servile Crowd who attend my + Motions, who wait upon my Commands, with an Obsequiousness + that perhaps is not practised in your Parts of the World, + betwixt Creatures of the same Species, yet many of them + hate me, as I do them,—perhaps you'll think this + strange; but when the secret Springs of this Attachment to + my Interest come to unfold themselves to you, which will + soon happen, by the Observations I see you are capable of + making, your Admiration will cease. However, I shall be a + little particular in explaining some Matters to you, that + you may thereby be the better qualified to serve my + Interest. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "You must then know, that all this assiduous Court is not + paid to my Person, but to my Place. They know, + <span class="pagenum">54</span> that I not only hold the + Reins of the Government in my Hands, but keep the publick + Treasure under my own Eye, and that the Power of giving is + only mine. It is not their Love, but their Avarice, that + makes them thus obedient to my Nod; and the same Respect + would be paid to the meanest of my Domesticks, were such a + one put in my Place. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Their Hatred to me proceeds from various Causes. In some + it is Envy, because they think themselves affronted and + injur'd by my great Rise, as knowing themselves to be of + greater Consideration in their Country, and fancifying + themselves themselves to be as well qualified by their + Parts. Others again are out of Humour, because I do not + comply with all their unreasonable Demands, their Luxury + always keeping them necessitous. Some of these are such as + have Parts enough to be troublesome; they are hard to be + managed, and indeed are the most dangerous Creatures I have + to deal with. There is a third Sort, who hate and oppose + me, only because they love their Country, but these I don't + much fear, for their Party is very weak at present. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + <span class="pagenum">55</span> + <span class="folionum">E4</span> "And since I am upon this + Subject, I can't forbear observing to you, that were it not + for the Luxury of some, and the Folly of others, I could + never have stood my Ground so long, and executed those + Measures which I have brought about; and happy it is for a + Person in my Station (if he has any odd Measure in View) + that many of the upper Rank should happen to be Fools; I + have myself kept several Persons dancing Attendance after + me, Year after Year, made them maintain in publick + Assemblies, that Nine was more than Fifteen; that Black was + White and a Hundred other things of equal Absurdity, only + by promising to stick a parti-colour'd Feather in their + Tails; and when this was done, it only made them the Scorn + and Jest of every thing of good Sense: Yet it answered my + Purpose, and did not hinder others of equal Folly from + making Court for the same thing. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Thus I have accounted with you why these People are + subservient to me, while they hate me; but I have not given + you the Reason on my Side for keeping up this + Correspondence and Union with them, for whom I have as + little Esteem as they can have + <span class="pagenum">56</span> for me. Then, in a Word it + is, I can't do without them. This you'll easily comprehend + when you understand the Nature of our Government; for + you'll know, that this Power here is lodged in the many, + not in the few: It is they who can abolish old Laws, and + make new; the Power of Life and Death is in them, and from + their Decrees there is no Appeal; and tho' I do all, and + command all, nay, command even them, yet the Right is + theirs, and they might exert it all times if they had + Virtue enough to break off their Correspondence with me. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Things being in this Situation, no doubt, you'll think my + Establishment well fix'd; but I am not without my Fears and + my Dangers, and there is no judging of the Power of one in + my Station, by the Flattery that is paid him, for + Flatterers take things frequently by outward Appearances; + and notwithstanding my arbitrary manner of treating some + Persons, my Safety is depending upon the Breath of others, + and I am obliged to pay a more servile Court to some behind + the Curtain, than is paid to me without. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Those upon whom my Fate and Fortune depend, are the + <i>Squabbaws</i> <span class="pagenum">57</span> of the + Court" (the Reader is to understand, that this is a Name + for certain Females, who are maintain'd for the Emperor's + Luxury and Pleasure, and always sojourn at Court) "and it + is to their Avarice that I owe my Grandeur, as well as its + Continuance so long. There was a Time, when I foolishly + mistook my own Interest so far, as by my Conduct to give + some Offence to these <i>Squabbaws</i> for which I suffered + a severe Disgrace: I then endeavour'd to shelter my self + among those who are stiled the Patriots, but they would + neither receive me into their Counsels, nor put the least + Trust in me. I had then Leisure to reflect on the Folly of + this Conduct, and had Time to compute how much I was a + Loser, by putting on the Mask of the Patriot and, I + confess, it had such an Effect upon me, and gave me such an + Aversion to Patriotism, that I could never prevail upon + myself to do any thing for the publick Good ever since. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "I then immediately apply'd all my Thoughts towards making + my Peace, and there fell out a Chain of lucky Incidents, + which happily brought it about. One of these was the Death + of several great Personages, who were + <span class="pagenum">58</span> too mighty for me at that + time in Rank and Dignity, and whose Parts eclipsed mine in + the Opinion of the Publick, tho' I always thought + otherwise. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Their Deaths were so sudden, that the Emperor was puzzled + whom to chuse in their Places, (it being necessary they + should soon be fill'd up) and he had but a very small + Acquaintance among his People; so that he was under a kind + of Necessity of throwing his Affairs into my Hands, I + having the Reputation of being pretty well practised in + certain Branches of his Revenues. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "I had Reason to suspect, that this new Preferment was not + intended as a Favour, and that I was to continue no longer + in this Station, than till some other Person more agreeable + could be fix'd upon; but in order to improve the + Opportunity, I apply'd my self strenuously to the Avarice + of the <i>Squabbaws</i>, and gave with Prodigality; for I + bore in Mind my former Miscarriages. This had all its + Effect; they had never met with a Person so fit for their + Purpose, and by these Arguments they began to be convinc'd, + that if another should be preferr'd to + <span class="pagenum">59</span> my Place, they would be no + Gainers by the Change. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Since this good Understanding betwixt us, Matters have + been so managed, that no Person has had Access to the + Emperor, but thro' my Recommendation; so that my Enemies + cannot fill his Ears with Complaints of my Administration; + and whenever I observe any Person attempting to lay the + State of Affairs before his Imperial Majesty, the + <i>Squabbaws</i>, by my Instructions, are to insinuate into + the royal Ear some Jealousies and Fears of that Person, + that the Emperor may forbid his Admittance; so that he only + sees with my Eyes, and hears by my Report. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "As this in a great Measure has render'd me safe against + the Attempts of my Enemies, yet I can't deny but that it + has encreas'd their Number, and furnish'd them with Matter + to clamour against me; and these Clamours have possess'd + the Publick with a kind of an Aversion to my Conduct, tho' + they have not reach'd the Throne. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "But as it is not possible, but that the Officers of State + belonging to a great Emperor, of which there must be many + in Number, must sometimes <span class="pagenum">60</span> + have Opportunities of talking with him, I have taken Care + to prevent any Danger from thence, by chusing for those + Posts Birds of the weakest Capacities, altogether ignorant + of the Affairs of the Empire; for one in a high Station, + who makes the publick Interest subservient to his own, will + never be safe, unless he takes Care, that no Creature who + acts with him, shall have any Sense except himself. I am + not the first who have laid this down as a Maxim; some of + my Predecessors began to practise it, as a necessary Piece + of Self-Defence. 'Tis true I have carried it a little + further than they, and with greater Reason, because I have + not forgot in how bad a Light I stood when <i>Fowls</i> of + Parts sway'd the publick Counsels, with what Sagacity they + saw thro' all my private Views and Designs, and with what + Facility they brought about my Disgrace; and therefore, + when I have discover'd in any of those concern'd with me in + Business, a fine Discernment, and a Genius for great + Affairs, I have from that Minute look'd upon such as + dangerous, and for that Reason either procured their + Disgrace, or under the Pretence of doing them Honour, + prevail'd <span class="pagenum">61</span> upon the Emperor + to confer upon them the Government of some distant + Province, where they are removed too far from the Imperial + Counsels, to be able to do me any Harm. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "But to come nearer to my present Purpose; my Design of + placing you at Court, is to serve as a Spy for me upon the + <i>Squabbaws</i>; for my Enemies, who have tried in vain + all other Means to overturn me, may perhaps at last attempt + it that Way; and the Avarice of these <i>Squabbaws</i>, + which has hitherto been my Support, may one Time or other + (if I am not very vigilant) prove my Ruine. For if my + Enemies should bribe them, to be privately introduced to + confer with the Emperor, there is an End of my Reign; for I + am not insensible, that his Imperial Majesty has no + Personal Affection for me, and it is his own Ease and + Indolence that hinders him from looking out for some other + Servant to supply my Place; for Alterations cannot be made + without some little Trouble. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Be therefore vigilant for my Interest, as you value your + own: Be always quick in your Intelligence, watch every Step + and Motion of the <i>Squabbaws</i>, and acquaint me with + every thing <span class="pagenum">62</span> that passes in + their most secret Transactions. Let me know who are their + Advisers, their Favourites, their Companions; but above + all, be quick in informing me, if any Person should be + admitted to confer with the Emperor; and if possible, hear + what is the Subject of their Discourse. Your grotesque Form + may recommend you to the <i>Squabbaws</i>; for Animals + sometimes become Favourites amongst us, only for the + Oddness of their Figure. They will say or do any thing + before you, because they will never imagine you capable of + making any Remarks; for the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> have + such a Notion, that no Creatures are endued with Reason + like themselves. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "But it will be necessary to instruct you in the Manner of + making your Address, when you enter the Court. You must + remember then to pay your Compliments to the + <i>Squabbaws</i>, before you do to the Emperor; and of + these the <i>Vultuaquilians</i> claim the Precedence to + those of our own Nation, particularly the bulkiest. It is + the Praftice here to do so, for the Emperor, as to what + regards himself, is no great Lover of Ceremony. The Form of + addressing these <i>Squabbaws</i> has + <span class="pagenum">63</span> something in it very + singular; but the servile Manners of the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i> to those in any Power has made it + necessary to be comply'd with, and is the Cause that they + now expect it. You must make a low Obeisance to the Ground, + at which time they will turn their Backsides upon you, and + spreading all the Feathers of their Tails, give you an + Opportunity of saluting them behind. You will see the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i> of Figure and Rank pressing in, + endeavouring who shall be first in kissing the Posteriors + of these <i>Squabbaws</i>; and those upon whom they are + graciously pleased to turn their Backsides, and spread + their Tails, return highly satisfied, as if some + extraordinary Honour had been conferr'd upon them; nay, I + my self am obliged to do it in as obsequious a Manner as + any other, every time I approach them." + </blockquote> + + <p>When he had spoke these Words, a Servant came in to give him + Notice, that the Coach was ready. He ordered me to put on my + Mantle, and attend him: I did so, and he was pleased to do me + the Honour to carry me with him in his Coach. In the Way, he + discoursed me upon several Subjects. Among other things, it + came into his Head to enquire <span class="pagenum">64</span> + of me, whether, in the Parts of the World from whence I came, + there were any such things as Poets. I gave him to understand, + that we had several who had been famous in my own Country. He + desired to know what kind of Persons they were: I answered him, + they were the faithful Registers of the glorious Actions of + great Men, whose Praises they sung, in order to stir up others, + by their Examples, to the Practice of Vertue, and Love of their + Country; and that as it required a great Genius, and fine + Understanding, to be a good Poet, they were, for that Reason, + highly caressed by the Great, and their Works so well paid for, + that it was as rare to see a Poet poor, as a Minister of State + grow rich by his Employment. This I said, as well out of Regard + to Truth, as for the Honour of my Country. He appeared pretty + much surpriz'd at this Account of our Poets, and told me theirs + were of a different Character, and met with a different Fate; + for they were but little regarded by any great Birds, except + the Vain and the Silly, who wanted a little Flattery, for which + they paid some small Gratuity, while they wou'd not accept of + them as Companions; for it was not fashionable for those of + <span class="pagenum">65</span> <span class="folionum">F</span> + Figure to converse with any thing inferior to them in Wealth or + Quality, which was reputed to have Sense: On the contrary, when + they receiv'd such for Companions, it was upon the Account of + their being either <i>Buffoons</i> or <i>Pandars</i>; and this + he was pleased to say was the Fashion.</p> + + <p>He also confess'd to me, that he himself never had any great + Regard for that Sort of Persons, which he own'd he sometimes + had Reason to repent; for he found that by their Verses and + Discourses, they influenced the Publick very much, by whom they + were look'd upon with more Esteem, than by the Courtiers; and + that his Enemies had made a proper Advantage of his Contempt of + them; for they had taken the most ingenious amongst them into + their Party, and exasperated them against him; so that their + Compositions had kept up a Spirit against him, and he had the + Mortification of seeing the People always receive with Pleasure + any thing that exposed and satyriz'd his Conduct. That indeed + in his own Defence, he had imploy'd some others to chant his + Praise; but they were such wretched Poetasters, and did it so + awkardly, that their Performances prov'd more bitter Invectives + <span class="pagenum">66</span> than the Satyrs of the others; + for whenever there happen'd the least Flaw in his + Administration, he was sure to receive congratulatory Verses + immediately upon it; and that was the Time they chose to + proclaim the Happiness the Subject enjoy'd by his wise + Management: And they carried this Matter to such a ridiculous + Height, that there was not a Vice or a Folly, that either he or + any of his Family were remarkable for, but they were prais'd + for the contrary Vertues and Accomplishments.</p> + + <p>By this Time we arriv'd at the Gates of the Palace; for the + Coach being drawn by Six Ostriches, we were but a little Time + upon the Way; and mounting the great Stair-case, without being + any way molested by the People's Curiosity (for the Moment my + Lord appear'd every Fowl of what Quality soever, clapp'd his + Beak to the Ground, and did not alter that Posture till he was + past) he bid me stay in the Anti-chamber till sent for, and + went himself into the Presence. He had not been there five + Minutes, before I heard that Door open, and a Jay with a + strait-body'd Coat, which button'd on his Breast, and thro' + which his Wings and Legs pass'd, came hopping into the Room + where I was, surrounded by <span class="pagenum">67</span> + <span class="folionum">F2</span> the Courtiers, who view'd me + with Surprize, but were so well bred as to whisper their + Sentiments of me. This impertinent Jay peck'd 'em by the Legs, + or pull'd 'em by the Crown-feathers, without Distinction: Nay, + I saw some <i>Cacklogallinians</i> of the great Order, whose + Heads he could not reach, stoop to him, and beg he would do + them the Honour to pull their Crowns. Every one shew'd him + Respect, and made way for him to come up to me; he view'd me + some time, and then peck'd me by the Finger; for he did not + reach higher than my Hand, when it hung down. I returned the + Compliment with a Wherret of my Fist, which knock'd him over, + and had cost me my Life, durst any have struck in the Palace. + There was a terrible Uproar, and I was apprehensive, that I + should pay dear for my Resentment; but the Emperor to whom my + Lord was then giving an Account of me, being inform'd, that the + Impertinence of the Jay had caus'd the Disturbance, he order'd + him to be carried to the Guard, that he should be lock'd up for + three Days, and take two Purges and a Vomit (for Criminals not + guilty of Capital Crimes, are punish'd by a Number of Vomits or + Purges, which are <span class="pagenum">68</span> more or less, + according to the Vileness of the Fact) I was called into the + Presence-chamber, where I made my Compliment as instructed, and + then address'd my self to the Ladies, giving the Precedence + always to the bulkiest, according to my Instructions. The first + <i>Squabbaw</i> whom I address'd my self to, was about Seven + Foot round; her Crop hung within Six Inches of the Floor, which + I have since learn'd is a particular Beauty; the Effluvia of + her Body were extreamly strong, and oblig'd his Imperial + Majesty, when she spread her Tail to me, to smell to an + Aromatick Leaf.</p> + + <p>This Prince, tho' of a very advanced Age, has been + represented, both by the Reports of his Ministers, and others, + as a Person of great Incontinency, in which I think he was + injured; for tho' he pass'd most of his private Hours only in + the Company of the <i>Vultuaquilian Squabbaws</i> (so call'd + from the Province where they were born) he did it, partly + because of his long Accquaintance with them, and partly to + hinder the too frequent Visits of the first Minister, who + scarce ever came into his Presence, but to importune him, for + new Grants and Promotions for Himself and Family; and as to the + <i>Cacklogallinian Squabbaws</i>, he sometimes + <span class="pagenum">69</span> + <span class="folionum">F3</span> admitted them to please their + Husbands and Relations, who flatter themselves with an + imaginary Honour, to have their Wives and Daughters near him. I + have good Grounds for what I advance; for I was Five Years in + his Court, and frequently convers'd with his <i>Squabbaws</i>. + This won't I hope, be thought a piece of Vanity in me, when the + Reader reflects, that I was look'd upon as a Monkey is with our + Ladies.</p> + + <p>The Emperor was highly delighted with the Present his + Minister made him, and order'd all possible Care to be taken of + me. My Lord told him I might be as useful to his Majesty as my + Make was curious, for he found me very intelligent, learning + the Languages with great Facility, and that it was possible I + might be serviceable in extending his Dominions, by bringing + that Part of the World, which my Species inhabited, in + Subjection to his Imperial Majesty.</p> + + <p><i>Have they</i>, said the Emperor, <i>any Gold among + them?</i> I took the Liberty of assuring his Majesty, that we + were the richest Nation in the Universe; that by our Trade, + which never was so flourishing as at this Time, we brought in + immense Quantities of that valuable Metal, and that we suffer'd + none to be <span class="pagenum">70</span> exported. <i>It may + then</i>, replied his Majesty, <i>be worth our while, one Day + to think of this.</i></p> + + <p>The Emperor order'd me to be conducted to an Apartment, and + Leave was given to all the <i>Vultuaquilian</i> first, and + <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Quality, to see me the next Day. I had + every thing I could wish provided for me, and a Month after I + had been at Court, I had the Liberty of the Palace, and the + Emperor would often call me into his Closet (as he found I was + not ignorant in Arithmetick) to help him weigh and count his + Wedges of Gold, and set down the Number, Weight and Value of + each Piece; for this was a Diversion in which he amused + himself.</p> + + <p>This Prince was not very curious, for in the five Years I + was in his Court, he scarce ever asked me one Question + concerning the <i>Europeans</i>; nor was he in one Respect the + Bubble of his Favourites, for I never saw him give one Piece of + Gold to any of them, even the <i>Squabbaws</i>.</p> + + <p>The Grandees, who perceived me grow in Favour so far, as + that the Jay was turn'd out of Court for his Sawciness to me, + which he redoubled after his having been confined, strove who + shou'd shew me the most Respect, and + <span class="pagenum">71</span> + <span class="folionum">F4</span> make me the greatest + Professions of friendship. They not only offer'd me their + Purses, but even their Wives and Daughters, whom they often + left with me and whose Immodesty has often put me to the Blush. + Nay, a <i>Boutofallalian</i>, a Title answering to our Duke, + told me, if I continued this Shyness, and would not do him the + Honour to pass now and then an Hour with his Lady, he shou'd + not take me for his Friend; and leaving her with me, he lock'd + the Door.</p> + + <p>Her Grace was as generous as her Spouse; and when I urg'd + the Difference of our Species, she said, she was satisfied that + wou'd be no Impediment, by what she had seen, for I had indeed + no other Covering than a Mantle, and both his Majesty and his + <i>Squabbaws</i> took a Pleasure to teaze me, by pulling it + off, and leaving me naked in a full Circle. In short, I was + forc'd to save my self by the Window being on a Ground Floor, + after all my Excuses were to no Purpose: But fearing the Lady's + Resentment, I begg'd the Minister, exaggerating her Husband's + Merits, to give him a Pension, and I my self carried and + delivered the Grant to her Grace, which made my Peace with + both.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">72</span> One Day, an old Colonel, who + was very poor, accosted me in the Emperor's Garden. <i>My + Lord</i>, said he, <i>I beg you will vouchsafe me an Audience + of Quarter of an Hour; I shall look upon it as the greatest + Condescension in you, and as the greatest Honour done me.</i> I + told him he mistook my Title, and gave me one I never did + aspire to; but that I was very ready to hear and serve him, for + I had seen him often at Court offering Petitions, which were + always rejected, and I had a Compassion for him.</p> + + <blockquote> + "Your Goodness, <i>said he</i>, can alone be equalled by + your Modesty; give me Leave then to tell you, I have served + long and faithfully in the late Wars against the + <i>Owls</i> and <i>Magpyes</i>, but to my great Surprize, + at my Return home; my Regiment, without any Fault alledg'd, + was taken from me, and given to a <i>Valet de Chambre</i> + who had never seen an Enemy; his Master was a + <i>Boutofallalian</i>, had a Mind to reward his Pimp, and + all that I cou'd say, might as well have been let alone. I + had no Estate but what I sold, and gave to a Courtier to + get this Regiment, after I had served many Years as a + Captain, without the least Blemish in my Character. I have + <span class="pagenum">73</span> since been in almost a + starving Condition, and have wearied my self out with + Petitions to no Purpose; for if any, as very few, were + received, they were never answered, and perhaps never read. + I have therefore no Hopes but what are founded on your + Charity: I see it vain to hope for Employment, and shall + change my Suit to that of being put into the Hospital of + the <i>Meritorians</i> (<i>which in</i> English<i>, + signifies disabled and superannuated Soldiers</i>) I beg + your Compassion for a most unfortunate and perishing Man, + who has served his Prince and Country with Fidelity, and on + several Occasions has distinguish'd himself, as Your Honour + will be satisfied, if you will take the Pains to examine + these Certificates." + </blockquote> + + <div class="mynote"> + [Transcriber's Note:<br /> + In the original text, the remainder of the chapter is a + single long paragraph.] + </div> + + <p>He put several into my Hands; one mentioned his being the + first who broke Ranks, and put the right Wing of the Enemy in + Disorder, which was followed by a signal Victory over the + <i>Magpyes</i> and <i>Owls</i>: Then another mentioned his + taking the Royal Banner, in the Battle of <i>Bellfugaro</i>: A + third certify'd his surprizing a great Convoy of Provisions, + carrying to the Enemy's Camp, <span class="pagenum">74</span> + the Loss of which, made them break up the Siege of + <i>Barbaquero</i>. In short, he had about Twenty, signed by the + General and chief Officers, which spoke him a Fool of singular + Gallantry. When I had return'd them, I ask'd, in what he + thought I could serve him?</p> + + <blockquote> + "I beg, <i>said he</i>, you wou'd recommend me to the + Minister to be provided for as a superannuated Officer; + your Honour cannot do an Act of greater Charity." + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Sir, <i>said I</i>, is it possible you can be so great a + Stranger to the Court, as to imagine Merit carries any + Weight with it. Your Certificates prove you have done your + Duty like a gallant Officer; but then you have done no more + than what was expected from you, and what you were paid + for." + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "I acknowledge what your Honour says, <i>replied the + Colonel</i>, but I can name many, who have run away, or + been taken violently ill at the time of a Battle, and who + are not only continued in Post, but even advanced." + </blockquote> + + <p>I answer'd, it was very true; but that such Fowls were + otherwise serviceable in the Government, had handsome Wives or + Daughters, or could procure such of their Acquaintance, or + perhaps were elected into the Grand Council of the Nation, and + had a Vote to dispose of. <i>But,</i> + <span class="pagenum">75</span> <i>Sir, I will deal with you + ingenuously, I can do you no Service at all in this Affair; for + the Minister has so many</i> Bable-Cypherians (in + <i>English</i>, Members of the Great Council) <i>to oblige, and + they have so many</i> Valet de Chambres<i>, Butlers, and + Footmen to provide for in the Hospital, that it's more likely + the Officers and Soldiers now there will be turn'd out to make + Place for them, than any other will be admitted. If you have + Interest to get a Number of these</i> Bable-Cypherians <i>to + back your Petition, which you may get, if you can bribe and + cajole the Attendants of their</i> Squabbaws<i>, or their own + Valets, it's possible you may succeed in your + Pretensions.</i></p> + + <p>"I'll sooner, <i>said he</i>, starve, than be guilty of so + great a Condescension, or more properly, so mean an Action." + This he said with some Warmth, and I replied as coolly, it was + in his own Option. "I find then, <i>said the Colonel</i>, you + won't serve me." <i>I have</i>, said I, <i>given you Reasons + which prove this Way I cannot: But if giving your Petition and + Certificates to the Emperor will be of use, I'll venture to do + it for you.</i> "The Emperor, <i>replied he</i>, is a good + Prince, but has little Interest with the Minister; and to hope + any thing, but thro' his Canal, is <ins class="correction" + title="original has 'altoherget'">altogether</ins> vain." + Saying this, he took <span class="pagenum">76</span> his + Leave in a very courteous manner. The Minister was + inform'd, that I had entertain'd a long Discourse with + this Officer, and ask'd me the Subject of it. I told him + what he desired, but that I declined troubling his + Excellency with such Trifles.</p> + + <blockquote> + "These Fowls, <i>said he</i>, who build on their own Merit, + are extremely impertinent. The Colonel now in Question is + one of your Fowls who might by his Principles have made a + Fortune, had he lived Two or Three Hundred Years ago; but + they are now obsolete, and he starves by tenaciously + practising his musty Morals. Why, he'll have the Impudence + to be always speaking Truth; and tho' he has been thrust + out of the Palace for this Vice more than once, he is not + to be corrected. He will tell a Fowl of Quality without + Ceremony, that he's a Pimp, and was raised by the Hens of + his Family: He'll make no Bones of telling another, if his + Prudence made him decline Danger, that he's a Coward: A + Third he'll impudently remind of his former Livery, tho' + his good Fortune has raised him to the Title of a Grandee. + Nay, he had the Face to tell me, upon my refusing to take + his Petition, That it was great Pity, when I was imprisoned + for <span class="pagenum">77</span> Peculation, that the + Justice of the Nation did not first purge, and then hang + me; that I was a publick Robber, and deserv'd the Gallows + more richly than a common Thief. His Poverty and Folly made + me pity and pardon him, if leaving him to be laugh'd at and + starv'd, are to be esteemed no Punishment. As I really + pity'd the Fowl, I found where he lodged, and supplied him + with sufficient to keep him above Want, tho' I would never + trust him with the Knowledge of his Benefactor, nor would + ever after be seen to give him the least Countenance." + </blockquote> + + <h2><a name="character" + id="character"><i>The Character of the</i> Cacklogallinians + <i>in general.</i></a></h2> + + <p><span class="firstletter">T</span>HE <i>Cacklogallinians</i> + were, in former Ages, a Wise and a Warlike Nation, both fear'd + and esteem'd by their Neighbours. Their Blood was pure, without + being mix'd with that of the <i>Owls</i>, <i>Magpies</i>, + <i>Eagles</i>, <i>Vulturs</i>, <i>Jays</i>, <i>Partridges</i>, + <i>Herns</i>, <i>Hawks</i>, or any other Species; the Scum of + which Nation, by the Fertility of the Country, and the want of + Foresight in the <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, + <span class="pagenum">78</span> has been + <ins class="correction" + title="not an error">allured to</ins>, and permitted to + settle in <i>Cacklogallinia</i>, and by their + Intermarriages has caused the great Degeneracy those + Families, which have kept their Blood untainted, complain + of.</p> + + <p>The History of their Neighbours are standing Witnesses of + the Worth of their Ancestors, and shew the vast Difference + between the ancient and modern <i>Cacklogallinians</i>. The + former, tho' tenacious of their Liberty, were remarkable for + their Loyalty; and each thought it his peculiar Interest + zealously to promote that of the Publick. But not to be prolix + in the Character of the old <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, I shall + give it in few Words. They were what the <i>English</i> now + are, Wise, Modest, Brave, Human, Loyal, Publick-spirited, + capable of governing their own, and conquering other Kingdoms; + Hospitable to Strangers: They encourag'd Merit, and abominated + Flattery. A Pimp in those Days wou'd have starv'd, and even the + Concubine of a Prince not been admitted among Hens of Virtue, + tho' to make the Fortune of a Husband. There was no Upstarts + among the Nobility, and if any were rais'd to Titles, it was by + Force of a conspicuous Merit, which gave a Lustre to the August + Assembly in which he was enroll'd. + <span class="pagenum">79</span> Justice was impartially + administer'd, and the selling of the People to a Prince or + Minister, was a Villainy unknown. None bribed the People to + chuse 'em for their Representatives; Posts in the Government + were given to Fowls capable to serve it, without being + burthened with this or that Family, nor were their Revenues + loaded with Pensions to worthless and vicious Persons, and + given for Services which would be a Disgrace to publish. Trade + flourish'd, Money was plenty, none of their Neighbours durst + encroach on their Commerce; their Taxes were inconsiderable: In + a Word, as I before said, they were what our happy Nation now + is, admired for the Prudence of their Administration at home, + and the Terror of their Arms abroad. They are now directly the + Reverse of what they were, and even in my Time, they were + sinking in the Opinion of their Neighbours, who began to + consider them as a declining Nation, which Alteration, I must + own (for I love to speak the Truth) was not a little owing to + the Administration of my Friend, the first Minister, who in + taking upon him to manage the Interests of Nations, went out of + his Depth, for Affairs of that Nature seemed to be above his + Capacity. His <span class="pagenum">80</span> Education, his + Study, his Practice, were rather mercantile, than otherwise, + and all that Knowledge which his Partizans boast so much in + him, was confined to the Business of the Taxes, a Road in which + he was (as it were) grown old, and to Money-Projects, which was + owing to a strict Correspondence he always kept with certain + projecting and mercantile People, and being used to carry all + Points at home by Gold, he knew no other way of doing Business + abroad; so that when their Neighbours used to differ among + themselves, about some Points of Interest, and one Side or + other stood in Need of the Assistance of the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, they sometimes push'd themselves into + the Quarrel, and perhaps paid great Sums of Money for the + Favour of sending Armies to the Succour of one Side or other, + so that they became the Tools which other Nations work'd with. + They are naturally prone to Rebellion, have let the + <i>Cormorants</i> chouse them out of several valuable Branches + of their Commerce; and yet the <i>Cormorants</i> are People + with whom they have kept the most lasting Friendship of all + their Neighbours. They love War, and rather than not fight, + they will give Money to be let into the Quarrel (as has + <span class="pagenum">81</span> <span class="folionum">G</span> + been hinted before) they know beforehand, however victorious + they may prove, nothing but Blows will fall to their Share. If + they are under a mild Government, and grow rich, they are + always finding Fault with their Superiors, and ever ready to + revolt: But if they are oppress'd and kept poor, like our + Spaniels, they fawn on their Masters, and seem in Love with + Tyranny; which should any dare to speak against, he is esteem'd + an Enemy to the Happiness of his Country. They are very proud, + yet very mean in some Particulars, and will, for their + Interest, sacrifice the Honour of their Families. They look + upon nothing infamous but Poverty, for which Reason, the most + scandalous Methods of procuring Riches, such as Lying, Robbing + the Publick, Cheating Orphans, Pimping, Perjury, <i>& + c.</i> are not look'd upon with evil Eyes, provided they prove + successful. This Maxim holds with 'em, both in publick and + private Affairs. I knew One rais'd from a Fowl of Three Foot + Six Inches, to be a <i>Makeseulsibi</i>, a Post which rais'd + him to Eight Foot Six, and is one of the greatest in the + Kingdom. He is to instruct the Grandees, when in Council, in + Points of Law, and is Guardian to all Orphans. Complaint was + made to the <span class="pagenum">82</span> Emperor, that he + converted their Estates to his own Use, and left them all to + starve; he was therefore, by the Emperor's Consent, and to + satisfy the People, brought to a Tryal. He answer'd, That he + did not deny the Charge; but that he wanted the Money to make a + Figure equal to his Post: However, the Enquiry discover'd his + vast Acqusitions, and prov'd him to be so rich, that he was + look'd upon with Respect, and he lived and died in as much + Grandeur, and Tranquillity, as if he had been a Patriot, and at + his Funeral, his great Service to his Country was blazon'd out + in Figures and Hieroglyphicks by the Heralds; which being a + thing I seem'd amaz'd at, and enquiring of many, how it came to + pass, that a Fowl should be treated with Honour, who had been + esteem'd an Oppressor? the common Answer was, he died rich, and + that was enough for all Honours.</p> + + <h2><a name="religion" + id="religion"><i>The Religion of the</i> + Cacklogallinians.</a></h2> + + <p><span class="firstletter">T</span>HIS Nation pretends to + believe a first Being, and to worship one God, tho' I confess, + when I was first amongst them, I thought otherwise; for + <span class="pagenum">83</span> + <span class="folionum">G2</span> I Found the People of the best + Rank amongst them always ridiculing Religion. They had formerly + a Globe of pure Gold in their Temples, an Emblem of Eternity: + It was inscribed with unintelligible Characters, by which they + figured the Inscrurability of his Decrees. This some call'd + superstitious, and were for having razed, and the Ball, which + was, in their Opinion, too big, new melted, and cast into a + different Form. Some were for a Square, to give an Emblem, of + Justice; others would have it, an Octogon, by which they would + shadow his Ubiquity. Another Party insisted upon its being cast + again, but in no regular Form; for all Forms and Regularity + they look'd upon superstitious. Their Disputes on this Subject + ran so high, that they came to Blows, and each Party, as it was + victorious, modelled the Globe to his own Humour or Caprice. + But the Ball being so often melted, and Part of the Gold being + lost in each Fusion, it was at last almost imperceivable. These + Bickerings shed a great deal of Blood, and being at length + tired with worrying each other upon this Account, a new Globe + was cast, but not exactly round, to satisfy tender Consciences. + In process of Time, it was thought that a + <span class="pagenum">84</span> brazen Globe might do as well + as one of Gold, <ins class="correction" + title="original has 'and and new'">and new</ins> Disputes + beginning to arise, it was decreed, that this Globe should + stand in the Temple, but that every one in particular + should have at home an Idol after his own Fashion provided + they wou'd only bow to this, and the Revenues were + continued to the Priests to furnish Sacrifices. The Heads + of the Priests at last thinking these Sacrifices + altogether needless, and a very great Expence, dropp'd 'em + by Degrees: However, some say this was done by some of the + Grandees, as a Means to make the Priests less respected, + and put the Money in their own Coffers, which has made + them both rich and insolent. They were formerly a cunning + Set, but they are not look'd upon as such now, for they + take but little Care, either to cultivate the Interest, or + support the Credit and Dignity of their Order; and as some + of them are given to Luxury, which they have not taken due + Care to conceal, the common Sort do not entertain the same + Respect for them they did in former Times.</p> + + <p>However, the poor Clergy (for they are not all + <ins class="correction" + title="original has ) in place of comma">rich, + Affairs</ins> of Religion being modell'd after those of + the State, the Great devouring the Small) lead moral + <span class="pagenum">85</span> + <span class="folionum">G3</span> Lives, and there is a + Sect amongst them which keeps up the golden Ball, + continues the Sacrifices, and detests Perjury; but these + are obliged to perform their Ceremonies by Stealth, and + are prosecuted as an obstinate ill-designing People.</p> + + <p>The Grandees have no Statues in their Houses; they own + indeed a Deity, some of them at least, but don't think the + worshipping that Deity of any Consequence. The meaner People + began to be as polite as the Courtiers, and to have as little + Religion, before I left <i>Cacklogallinia</i>. This Irreligion + I can attribute to nothing so much as the Contempt of the + Clergy, whom some of the Nobility, especially of the Court, + have endeavour'd to render hateful and ridiculous to the + People, by representing them as a lazy, useless, Order of + Birds, no better than the Drones. They also chufe out now and + then, some to place at their Head, who had distinguish'd + themselves for their Infidelity, and had declared themselves + Enemies to the Religion of the Country, by which means the + whole Order lost their Sway with the People; besides which, the + richer Sort amongst them were generally reputed to be much + addicted to Gluttony.</p><span class="pagenum">86</span> + + <h2><a name="policy" + id="policy"><i>Of the Policy and Government of the</i> + Cacklogallinians.</a></h2> + + <p><span class="firstletter">T</span>HE <i>Cacklogallinians</i> + boast mightily of their being the only Nation in the World + which enjoys Liberty, and therefore, upon all Occasions, they + talk of, and treat the rest of the World as Slaves. They + pretend to maintain, that their Monarchy being elective, their + Emperors are no more than their Servants, and that they can + exercise no longer a Power, than they are pleas'd to give it + them, which is just as much as will serve to put the Laws in + Execution, and keep the great Machine of Government in good + Order; and that whenever he attempts to transgress those + Bounds, they make no Ceremony of turning him out, and setting + up another in his Room. But, by what I could judge by my own + proper Observation, this appeared to me, to be no more than an + empty Boast (for indeed the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> are apt to + run into an Extravagance of Vanity, whenever they speak of + themselves) for in my Time my Friend and Patron the first + Minister acted as absolutely, and + <span class="pagenum">87</span> + <span class="folionum">G4</span> dependently of all Creatures + (except of the <i>Squabbaws</i>) as the most arbitrary Prince, + who acknowledges no Law but his own Will and Pleasure.</p> + + <p><ins class="correction" + title="comma in original">It is, true</ins> there is a + Council consisting of a great Number of Persons, in whose + Name all great Affairs relating to the Civil Government + are transacted, the Members of which Council are call'd + <i>Bable-Cypherians</i>; but it is no Secret, that the + first Minister causes whom he pleases to sit in this + Council, as well as turns out any Person he dislikes; and + while I was amongst them, there happen'd some Instances of + what I maintain; and he contrived to have several whom he + suspected of being Enemies to his Family, or to his + Administration, to be disgraced from the said Council, and + others appointed in their Places: Nay, I have often seen + several worthless Birds paying their Court to the first + Minister, and solliciting him to be admitted into the + Great Council, in the same manner that they begg'd for an + Employment; yet at the same time, if you were to talk to a + <i>Cacklogallinian</i>, he wou'd pretend to persuade you, + that no Fowl of any Rank or Quality whatsoever can ever + sit in the said Council, but by the Majority of free + Voices of Persons who <span class="pagenum">88</span> are + his Equals. But as I oserv'd before, they are so possess'd + with a Spirit of boasting, that when they talk of + themselves, there is no Regard to be had to any thing they + say.</p> + + <p>What is most remarkable is, that Hens as well as Cocks + frequently stand Candidates to be Members of the said Council, + and especially those who are distinguish'd by the Name of + <i>Squabbaws</i>; and tho' the important Affairs of managing + their Amours takes up so much of their Time, that they have but + little Leisure to attend such publick Affairs, yet they very + much influence what passes there, especially the Court + <i>Squabbaws</i>, whom I have frequently seen to receive + Presents from Persons who had Matters to lay before the said + Council. When this happened, it was their Custom to send for my + Friend the first Minister, and instruct him how they would have + the thing done; upon which Occasions they designedly absented + themselves from the said Council, that by their not appearing + to favour or oppose such things, the Bribery might not be + suspected; and it generally pass'd as well without them, for my + good Patron who carried it so loftily to the rest of the World, + was nevertheless extreamly their Slave.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">89</span> As to their Laws, which they + pretend to be the best and wisest of any in the World, they + are, in Effect, a Source of continual Plague and Vexation to + the Subject, which is owing to many Causes, but principally to + this, that when a new Law is agreed to pass, the great Council + generally appoint such amongst them as are Lawyers by + Profession, to word it, or (as we say) to draw it up, who + always, in Order to promote the Business of their own + Profession, contrive it in ambiguous Terms; so that there is a + double Meaning runs thro' every Sentence. This furnishes + eternal Matter of Dispute betwixt Party and Party, and at the + same time gives the <i>Caja</i> (for so they call a Judge) a + Power of putting what Construction he pleases upon the Law. I + have my self been frequently present, when the <i>Caja</i> has + been sitting to hear and determine Causes, and have observ'd, + that when the <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Advocates have been + setting forth the Merit of their Cause, and one of them has + produced a Precedent, to shew, that such a <i>Caja</i> in + former Times, put such a Construction upon such a Law, yet the + <i>Caja</i> then presiding has determined the thing quite + otherwise, giving for a Reason, <i>That might be his Opinion, + but this is ours.</i></p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">90</span> Upon the whole, the Property + of private Birds, which they would make you believe was much + safer amongst them, than under any other Government in the + World, appeared to me to stand upon a very precarious Foot, + since it was always at the Mercy of the Law, and the most + cunning and sagacious amongst them could never pretend to be + sure what Law was: Nay, it was often found by Experience, that + what was Law one Day amongst them, was not so another; so that + I could not help thinking, that whenever Party and Party + differr'd concerning Matters of Property, the least expensive, + and most prudent Method would have been, to have referr'd the + Decision of the Cause to some Game of Hazard.</p> + + <p>This Ambiguity of the Law makes a corrupt <i>Caja</i> a + terrible Plague to the Subject; and it is a Plague which they + have often felt, as I found, by consulting their Annals; for + frequently, under bad Ministers, Birds have been chosen out for + <i>Caja</i>'s, not for their Integrity or Knowledge, but for + their Obsequiousness to the Commands of those who chose them; + and my Patron, the first Minister, was censured for + endeavouring to corrupt, and making them as bad as he + <span class="pagenum">91</span> could. By which Means, and by + retaining Spies in the Houses of all Fowl of great Interest and + Figure in their Country, it was reported he awed them from + attempting any Measures against his Interest, or that of his + Family, and that he had threaten'd several with Confiscation + and Banishment, when he found them attempting to introduce + better Schemes than his own, because such Proceedings might + tend to overthrow him.</p> + + <p>But this I speak from common Report; for I cannot give any + Instances of Corruption in any of the <i>Caja</i>'s from my own + personal Knowledge; for I conceived so dreadful a Notion of + their Laws, that I endeavoured to avoid all Converse with any + who belong'd to it.</p> + + <p>How often have I reflected on the Happiness of my dear + Country, in that Liberty there enjoy'd, where none are + oppress'd by Force, or allured by Bribes, to give up their + native Freedom; where a self-interested and designing Minister + is sure to answer for his Administration to a Parliament freely + chosen, consisting of Gentlemen of publick Spirits, Honour, + known Probity and Wisdom; whose Fortunes put them above a + servile Dependence; who have an Eye to nothing + <span class="pagenum">92</span> but the publick Good, and exact + from the Ministers a just Account of the <i>Publick + Treasure</i>! When I have seen the Fowl of Honour thrust out to + make Place for a Sycophant, Court paid to Pandars and lewd + Hens, and no Posts disposed of, but thro' the Interest of Lust; + how often, <i>Britain</i>, have I congratulated thy Happiness, + where Virtue is rewarded, Vice discountenanc'd and punish'd; + where the Man of Merit is provided for, and not oblig'd to pay + a Levee to the kept Mistress of a Statesman; and where the + Ignorant, Pusillanimous, and Vicious, however distinguish'd by + Birth and Fortune, are held in Contempt, and never admitted to + publick Employment!</p> + + <p>When among the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> Taxes are laid, the + Money is brought into the publick Treasury, of which the + Minister keeps the Keys: He lets this Money out upon Pawns, at + an exorbitant Interest. If an inferior Agent is to pass his + Accounts, he must share the Pillage with the Minister, and some + few Heads of the Grand Council. I knew one paid him Three + Hundred Thousand <i>Rackfantassines</i>, equal to a Hundred + Thousand Pounds Sterling, which he computed was about one Third + of his Acquisition; and Birds of most abandon'd Reputations are + sometimes <span class="pagenum">93</span> put into Places of + Profit, which, like Spunges, suck all they can, and are easily + squeezed again.</p> + + <p>As to their Trade, they have, of late Years, lost some of + the most advantageous Parts of it to the <i>Cormorants</i>, + which perhaps might be brought about by several that were + <i>Cormorants</i> by Birth, who found Means of working + themselves into the Management of their publick Affairs. They + seem to endeavour all they can, (for what Policy I know not) to + encourage the young <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Nobility and Gentry, + in a Contempt of Religion, and in all Debauchery, perhaps to + render them supine and thoughtless; and bringing them up + without Principle, they may be fit Tools to work the enslaving + their Country.</p> + + <p>They are extremely severe in their military Discipline: A + Soldier, for a trifling Fault, shall have all the Feathers + stripp'd off his Back, and a corroding Plaister clapp'd on, + which will eat to the Bones in a small Space of Time. For a + capital Crime, every one in the Regiment is ordered to peck him + as he's ty'd to a Post, till he dies. I have seen one who was + condemn'd to this Death have Part of his Entrails torn out of + his Side in a few Pecks.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">94</span> Whoever speaks against the + Ministry, is purged or vomited so severely, that he sometimes + dies. Even Want of Complaisance to any menial Servant of a + Minister, is esteem'd an Affront to his Master, and punish'd by + a Year's Imprisonment; but a Slight put on any of the + <i>Squabbaws</i>, is so heinous, that the Offender is punish'd, + as for the highest Scandal. Sometimes it has happened, that + Persons Question'd and Convicted for Fraud, Bribery, or other + Crimes, by some Turn of Fortune having better'd their + Circumstances, have afterwards been raised to Posts of Honour + and Trust, and afterwards growing more wealthy, have been + look'd upon with the same Esteem as the most worthy. I've known + a Sharper, who could neither write nor read, made a + <i>Battano</i>, in <i>English</i>, a Judge Advocate; and what + rais'd him was his Dexterity at <i>Gestaro</i>, which is like + the Play our School-boys divert themselves with, call'd + <i>Hussle-cap</i>.</p> + + <p>Tho' they have a Standing Army, yet the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i> are all inlisted, and obliged to serve + (in case of an Invasion) without Pay. They have no fortify'd + Places, they being look'd upon as a Refuge for Malecontents, + except only the imperial Palace. The Reader may wonder + <span class="pagenum">95</span> how any Place can be fortified + against those who can fly over the highest Walls; I must + therefore inform him, that their strong Holds have all the open + Places cover'd with Canvass stretch'd from Side to Side; upon + which is strew'd an Herb so venemous, that, in six Hours after + it has been expos'd to the Sun, it emits so pestiferous a + Stench, that no Fowl can approach it by many Yards, but what + will fall dead; and this Stench, by the Effluvia mounting, is + no way offensive to those below. This is the Reason their + Sieges are rather Blockades, and no fortify'd Town was ever + taken but by starving. For tho' I have said, the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i> have no such, yet their Neighbours have + this Canvass, and Plenty of the Herb in and about most of their + Towns, and can, in Twenty four Hours, put them in a Posture of + Defence.</p> + + <p>Upon the Decease of any Party, his Estate goes to the eldest + of his Children, whether Male or Female; for the others, the + Cocks are put into the Army, or to Trades; the Hens are married + to the next Relations, who are obliged to take them, or allow + them a Pension for Life, according to their Quality. Polygamy + is forbid, tho' universally practised among the better Sort. + There were publick Colleges <span class="pagenum">96</span> + erected for the Education and Provision of poor Chickens; but + as there is a strong Party, which takes them to be of ill + Consequence; they are discountenanc'd so much, that it is + thought they must fall some time or other.</p> + + <h2><a name="customs" + id="customs"><i>The Customs, Manners, Dress, and Diversions + of the</i> Cacklogallinians.</a></h2> + + <p><span class="firstletter">T</span>HE <i>Cacklogallinians</i> + value themselves on being a polite Nation; and indeed those + amongst them who have travell'd, are very complaisant, full of + their Professions of Friendship, and Offers of Service, tho' + it's the first time they ever set Eyes on the Party to whom + they make them; but if he takes this for any more than the + Effects of good Breeding, and reminds a Courtier of his + Promise, he is look'd upon as one who wants Education, and + treated as a Peasant.</p> + + <p>They are not at all sociable, tho' they frequently visit + each other, which is with much Ceremony amongst the better + Sort; for he who makes the Visit, sends before him a Servant to + give Notice, <span class="pagenum">97</span> + <span class="folionum">H</span> that he intends to do himself + the Honour to kiss the Spur of the Master of the House. If he + is, or will be at home, Answer is made, that he returns Thanks + for the Honour intended him, which he will expect with + Impatience. When the Visiter arrives, Notice is given to the + Family by one of his Servants, who strikes a brass Pan (hung at + the Doors of all Persons of Distinction) so long, and with such + Violence, that were it in <i>England</i>, he'd be indicted for + a common Disturber. After this Peal, the Door is opened, and + the Visiter received according to his Quality, either at the + Street Door, Parlour Door, or in the Hall. He's led in, and + seated on a Carpet, enquires after the Welfare of the Family, + after which he takes Notice of the Weather, and then with great + Ceremony takes his Leave, conducted as he was received.</p> + + <p>None visit the Minister of State, neither is there any thing + like the <i>English</i> Hospitality seen in the Visits of + private Persons; for they never present you any Refreshment, + not even that of cold Water, except at a formal Invitation, or + a Wedding. At the latter they are very profuse. When a young + Couple is married, for a Week they are never seen asunder; but + after that, it is look'd upon <span class="pagenum">98</span> + indecent to be seen with a Wife in any publick Company; and one + would think they married to be reveng'd on each other for some + former Injuries; for the Wife takes Care to shew her Contempt + of her Husband, and he his Aversion to his Wife. They are great + Admirers of Puppet-shews and other Spectacles, and will let + their Families at Home want Necessaries, rather than not be + seen at the Booth. What they most delight in is bloody + Spectacles. There are poor <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, who fight + on Stages for Money; if they cut one another to Pieces, the + Spectators go away highly satisfied; but if their Art prevents + their shedding much Blood, the Combatants are poorly rewarded, + and look'd upon as a Couple of Cheats or Cowards.</p> + + <p>A Goat had (as Tradition says) done formerly great Damage to + the Corn of <i>Danafalio</i>, a Saint in great Veneration + amongst them, who lived about Twelve Hundred Years ago; for + which Reason, every Family, on a certain Day, diverts it self + by breaking the Legs and Ribs of a Goat, and flaying it + alive.</p> + + <p>Their Burial of the Dead is so expensive, that it often + ruines the Heir. When the Corpse is carried out of the House, a + Herald goes before, who proclaims + <span class="pagenum">89</span> + <span class="folionum">H2</span> the Titles of the Deceas'd: If + he has none, he has Three Days Notice to make a Genealogy for + him. I saw the Burial of a <i>quondam</i> Taylor, who was + nearly ally'd to a first Minister, and heard the Herald's + Oration, which was as near as I remember, in these Words. + <i>See, Fellow-Citizens, the Vanity of all sublunary Things! + and lament your own hard Fate in the Loss of the + Illustrious</i> Evanosmador<i>. If Virtue, if Art, if Nobility + of Blood, could any way have influenc'd the Tyrant Death, who + could boast a greater Soul! Who exceed him in the Mysteries of + his Art! Or lastly, Whose Veins were fill'd with a more noble + Blood!</i></p> + + <p>Here he repeated his Genealogy, which spoke him descended + from a Number of Sovereign Princes, Grandees, <i>Caja</i>'s, + &c.</p> + + <p>When the Corpse arrives at the great Market-place, where all + the Dead are burnt, a Priest makes a Funeral Oration; which + done, a great Number of Mourners, hired for that purpose, begin + their Lamentations, which last till the Body is entirely + consum'd. The Fire is made with Billets, on which the Arms of + the Deceased are either carv'd or painted, which cannot cost + less than an <i>English</i> Crown each. Every one of the + Company is presented with two of these Billets; + <span class="pagenum">100</span> one he lays on the Pile, the + other he carries home, and hangs up in his House. After the + Consumption of the Corpse, the Picture of the Deceas'd is hung + over the Door for the Space of Twelve Moons. Their Ceremonies + in marshalling the Company are tedious, and therefore I shall + not mention them; I shall only take Notice, that the Dead are + drawn by Six, or Eight Ostriches, cover'd with Cloath of Gold, + upon an open Chariot.</p> + + <p>When any begins to sicken, a Physician is sent for, who, + after having examin'd the Patient, sends for a + <i>Venenugallpotior</i>, something like our Apothecary, and + gives him his Direction, takes his Fee, which is extravagant + enough, and goes into his <i>Palanquin</i>; for a Physician, + let him be a Second <i>Hermes</i>, or <i>Galen</i>, will never + get Bread, if he does not make a Figure. He's sure to repeat + his Visits, Morning and Even, if the Patient as often repeats + his Fees; but whenever he finds any Symptoms of a weak Purse, + he sets a Mark on that House, and no Intreaties will prevail + with him to go under that Roof.</p> + + <p>When the Relations of the Sick perceive him past Hopes of + Recovery, they fall to plundering his House, neglect him + <span class="pagenum">101</span> + <span class="folionum">H3</span> entirely, and very often fall + together by the Ears, begin with Blows, and end with a + Law-suit, which seldom fails ruining both Plaintiff and + Defendant; for their Lawyers rarely bring a Suit to Issue, till + their Clients are brought to Beggary; and tho' they all know + this to be the Consequence of their Litigation, yet is there no + Nation so fond of going to Law.</p> + + <p>When any one falls into Poverty, he's look'd upon as + infected; for all his Acquaintance shun him; nay, very often + his own Children will not own him, if in happier Circumstances: + And what will seem wonderful to a <i>Briton</i>, who esteems + Merit in Rags, and contemns the Vicious, tho' encompass'd with + a Crowd of Servants, and distinguish'd by the glaring Titles of + his Family; no sooner does a <i>Cacklogollinian</i> grow rich, + but all the World courts him, tho' sprung from a Dunghill: And + even those who can never hope any thing from him, shew him a + profound Respect. Ask who such a one is, and they never tell + you, that he is such a Fowl of Honour, or of such good + Qualities, but answer, he is worth so much: Nay, Riches give a + Man such Superiority, that a Merchant, the Son of a Butcher, + presum'd so much upon the immense Sums he possess'd, that he + had the Boldness <span class="pagenum">102</span> to tell the + Emperor to his Face, if he did not prohibit the Importation of + Corn (which was then very much wanted) he having a great + Quantity by him, would draw his Money out of the publick + Treasury, and then his Majesty might see who was able to supply + him. The Emperor was advised to lay him by the Heels for his + Sawciness, but the good Prince forgave him.</p> + + <p>Their Dress is a close Doublet, and a a loose Mantle, which + is either rich or plain, fine or coarse, not according to the + Quality, but according to the Ability of the Wearer; for very + often you can't distinguish, in respect of Dress, the Grandee + from the Merchant, or the <i>Squabbaw</i> from her Attendant; + for the meaner Sort lay all on their Backs. Their Necks are + adorned with Ribbons, Bells, Medals, <i>&c.</i> and their + Tail-feathers are beautify'd with additional ones from the + Peacock, or Figures painted with various Colours, which must be + by the Emperor's Permission, as has been before observ'd.</p> + + <p>Their Exercises are pretty violent, and they are great + Lovers of a Play for which I can find no Name in + <i>English</i>. They begin with giving their next Neighbour a + great Bang with the Wing, which is return'd by a Kick or Peck, + or Stroke <span class="pagenum">103</span> + <span class="folionum">H4</span> with the Spur; you would + imagine they were so many engaged in a Battle, for they strike + without Fear or Wit, and never mind on whom the Strokes light; + for every one deals them about promiscuously, and as thick as + he can lay them on. They will continue this Diversion, till + they are not able to stand, or till some of the Company gets a + Wing, a Leg, or a Head broke, or some other Damage, which the + Party hurt never takes ill. This Play is indeed practised only + among the younger, or the meaner Sort.</p> + + <p>They are mighty fond of the <i>Cuckoo</i>, and will sit two + Hours upon a Stretch to hear a Set of them exercise their + natural Talent, for which they are paid and caress'd. I knew a + Lady of Quality who gave a Pension of Five Thousand + <i>Spasma</i>'s, each <i>Spasma</i> worth Two Shillings + Sterling, to one of these Birds to sing her to Sleep every + Night. The Air of this Country is too cold for these + <i>Cuckoo</i>'s, who come from a more southern Clime, which is + the Reason they stay not above three Years before they wing + their Flight home, where they build Palaces with the Profits of + their Journey: But as those who return send others in their + stead, the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> are never long deprived of + the Entertainment these Birds afford 'em.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">104</span> Another Diversion they + have, is the making the Ostriches run Races: The Feeding, + Training, and Betting upon these Birds, have ruined many of the + noblest Families. They are also mightily addicted to Dice, and + will set and lose their Wives and Children, which they + sometimes see eaten by the Winner, if he is of + Quality.</p><br /> + + <p>This small Sketch of the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> I thought + necessary, that the Reader might have some Idea of them. I + happen'd to be cast on their Coast, just after they had made a + Peace with the <i>Magpyes</i>, a puissant and neighbouring + Nation, after a long, sanguine, and expensive War, which had + well nigh exhausted the Forces and Treasure of both Parties, + occasioned by the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> pretending they had a + Right to nominate a Successor to the Emperor <i>Chuctinio</i>, + who was in an advanced Age, and without issue; and the + <i>Magpyes</i> pretended their King, as a Relation to that + Emperor, had a Right to succeed to the Throne of the + <i>Bubohibonians</i>, which is the Nation of <i>Owls</i>.</p> + + <p>All the neighbouring States join'd the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, in endeavouring to prevent this vast + Increase of Power to the <span class="pagenum">105</span> + <i>Magpyes</i>, since it must necessarily destroy the Balance + of Power; and as their prince was both powerful and ambitious, + they apprehended he would aim at an universal Monarchy: But + then they would not allow the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> had any + more Right than their Neighbours, to name a Successor; and if + that Monarchy were to fall to the Share of any powerful Prince, + it might be as dangerous to the common Good, as if yielded to + the <i>Magpyes</i>; they therefore would have it divided.</p> + + <p>The Peacock, who pretends to be the High-Priest of all + Nations, and exacts on that Account Tributes from them, and + calls himself the Disposer of Kingdoms, had his Tributes + stopp'd by the <i>Magpyes</i>, about the same time; and + complaining of this Injury, he invited <i>Bigoteasy</i> to + declare War against <i>Gripeallyominte</i>, King of the + <i>Magpyes</i>, which, on account of former Friendship, he + absolutely refused. This so enraged the good High Priest, that + he raised a Rebellion against him; he was dethron'd, taken + Prisoner by his Subjects, and died in Confinement, and his + Kingdom given by the Peacock, and the unanimous Consent of the + People, to the greatest Prince that History ever mention'd, + either for Wisdom or Bravery.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">106</span> These Wars lasted Sixty and + Seven Years, and the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> bore the greatest + Share of the Expence; which had so far indebted them, that + every Brain was at Work to project Methods for raising Money to + pay the Interest.</p> + + <p>These Schemes, which were every Day presented to the + Minister, grew so numerous, that, had he applied himself to + nothing else but their Examination, it would have taken up a + great Part of his Time: And, indeed, I must own, that my + Friend, the first Minister, gave himself but very little + Trouble in things of this Nature, for all his Schemes, and all + his Thoughts center'd in himself; and when I have gone to carry + him Intelligence in a Morning, and all the great Fowl that came + to pay their Levee, have been answer'd, that he was busy in his + Closet upon Affairs of Importance to the State, and saw no + Company, I have found him (for there were Orders for admitting + me) either writing Directions concerning his Ostriches, or his + Country Sports, or his Buildings, or examining his private + Accounts; and tho' I often thought but meanly of my own + Species, yet I began to think, from the Conduct of this great + Minister, that a Cock was a far more selfish, and more + worthless Animal than <span class="pagenum">107</span> Man; + insomuch, that I have so despised them ever since, as to think + them good for nothing but the Spit.</p> + + <p>The Schemes which he put in Practice were all the Invention + of others, tho' he assum'd the Credit of them; and I will be + bold to say, that, before my Time, amongst Numbers that were + offer'd to him, he generally chose the worst.</p> + + <p>I was therefore order'd, after I had been two Years at + Court, to take this Business upon me, with the Title of + <i>Castleairiano</i>, or Project Examiner, and a Salary of + Thirty Thousand <i>Spasma</i>'s. The first Project offer'd me, + was the laying a Tax on Cloath, and all manner of Stuffs. This + I rejected, because it being the chief Manufacture of the + Country, it would, by raising the Price abroad, be a Hindrance + to the Commerce of the Nation, and give the <i>Cormorants</i> + who made it, tho' nothing so fine as the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, an Opportunity, by under-selling them, + to become the chief Merchants in this Branch of Trade. But it + would be tedious to mention the many Offers, with my Reasons + for accepting or rejecting them, which I once a Week gave a + List of to the Minister, who was often so good as to approve my + Judgment.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">108</span> There were Projects for + taxing Soot, Corn, Ribbons, for coining all the Plate of the + Nobility, for prohibiting the wearing of Gold or Silver. Some + were for the Government's taking all the Torchtrees (which gave + a Light, and are used like our Candles) and dispose of them, by + which great Sums might be raised. Some were for laying a Tax on + all who kept Coaches; others upon all who wore Silver or Gold + Spurs: But these touching only the Rich, the Minister would not + listen to. The Tax which he approved of most, was on the Light + of the Sun, according to the Hours it was enjoy'd; so that the + poor Peasant, who rose with it, paid for Twelve Hours + Day-light, and the Nobility and Gentry, who kept their Beds + till Noon, paid only for Six.</p> + + <p>Another Tax was laid upon those who drank only Spring Water. + This fell altogether on the Poor, for the better Sort drank the + Juice of a certain Tree imported from the + <i>Bubohibonians</i>.</p> + + <p>Whoever had not an Estate in Land of an Hundred + <i>Spasma</i>'s was also tax'd Ten <i>Spasma</i>'s a Year, to + be paid out of their Day Labour. He who deliver'd a Project of + fetching Gold from the Moon, was caress'd prodigiously, and his + way <span class="pagenum">109</span> of reasoning approved; + tho' I gave it in with a † as rejected by me, yet he was + rewarded, and Preparation order'd for the Journey, in which I + was commanded to accompany him: For, he insinuated to the + Minister, that it was possible the Inhabitants might be of my + Species; nay, that I myself might have dropp'd out of that + World, which was more reasonable than to believe the Story I + told, of having pass'd so great a Sea; and that I very likely + had form'd this Story out of a Tenderness to my Country lest + his Imperial Majesty should attempt its Conquest.</p> + + <p>He had so possess'd the Minister with this Notion, that my + arguing against it was to no purpose. He told me one Day, That + all the Philosophers allow'd, nay, maintain'd, that both + Animals, Vegetables, and Minerals, were generated, grew, and + were nourished, by the Spirit of the World: A Quintessence + partaking of all the Four Elements, tho' it was no One, might + be called Air, and was not; Fire, and was not Fire, + <i>&c.</i> That this Spirit was assisted by the Influence + of the Planets, and tended to the highest Perfection of Purity. + That all Metals were generated by the said Spirit, and differ'd + from one another, but according + <span class="pagenum">110</span> to the Purity or Impurity of + the <i>Matrices</i> which receiv'd it. That as the Planets + Influence was necessary, that of the Moon must, as the nearest + to the Earth, be the most efficacious: That as it was visible + to the Eye, the Moon was more depurated than the Earth; was + surrounded by a thinner Air, in which the Spirit of the World + is more abundant, and was nearer to the other Planets, he + naturally concluded, that it must abound in Gold Mines; and + this Conclusion was strengthened by the Mountains discernible + in the Moon; and Mountains being mostly rocky, afforded the + purest <i>Matrice</i> for the Universal Spirit; so that it + seem'd to him impossible, that any other Metal, less pure, + could be generated in that World. That such Metals, for their + Use, were often preferable to Gold, and that in denying my + Descent from thence, I was in Fact, doing an Injury to those I + wish'd to serve, since by Intercourse with those Inhabitants, + both Worlds might find their Advantage.</p> + + <p>I answered his Excellency, That I wished he might ever find + his and his Country's Good, in all his Undertakings, since I + had so great Obligations to both; but that what I had told him + of my self was every way consonant to Truth; + <span class="pagenum">111</span> that I was so far from being + an Inhabitant of the Moon, that I did not believe it habitable; + and if it were, I did not think a Voyage thither practicable, + for Reasons I wou'd give the Projector, whenever his Excellency + would condescend to hear my Objections and his Answers: That if + he, after that, would persist in the Undertaking, she should + find me ready to sacrifice that Life in the Attempt, which I + held from his Goodness. <i>Well</i>, return'd he, <i>to morrow + I will have him at my House, don't fail being there at Dinner; + I will be denied to every one else, and hope his Reasons will + convince you; for I have, I own, a greater Opinion of your + Veracity, in what relates to this Affair, than of your + Judgment.</i></p> + + <p>The next Day I waited on his Excellency, where I found the + Projector mention'd. He began the Discourse, addressing himself + to me, after the usual Ceremonies.</p> + + <blockquote> + "I am sorry, <i>said he</i>, to find what I propos'd meet + with any Objection from one whose Penetration makes me fear + some Obstacle considerable, which has escaped my Scrutiny. + However, if I have the Mortification to have my Views + baffled, yet shall I reap the Advantage of being instructed + in what I am ignorant of. His Excellency + <span class="pagenum">112</span> has commanded me to lay + before you what my Reasons are, for supposing the Moon an + inhabited Globe. I shall therefore, with all possible + Brevity, obey his Excellency's Commands. I shall not name + the ancient Sages, both of this and the neighbouring + Nations, who have been of the same Opinion, because I have + already cited them in my Memorial; but shall first offer + you some Principles on which I have, beside the Authorities + mention'd, founded my own. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "First, I esteem the Moon an opaque solid Body, as is our + Earth, and consequently adapted for the Entertainment and + Nourishment of its Inhabitants. Now, that it is a solid + Body, is evident by the Repercussion of the Light which it + receives from the Sun." + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Sir, <i>said I</i>, you are here begging the Question; for + it is possible, that the Moon of itself is a luminous Body; + and I am apt to believe it such for this Reason: Its Light + is seen in more than one Place at a time, whereas a Body + which gives a Light by Reflection only, that Light is + perceivable in that Point alone, where the Angle of + Reflection is equal to that of Incidence." + </blockquote> + + <p><span class="pagenum">113</span> + <span class="folionum">I</span> He answer'd,</p> + + <blockquote> + "My Objection did not hold good in regard to a Body whose + Surface is rugged and uneven, as is that of the Moon. That + it is an opaque and solid Body, is visible by the Eclipses + of the Sun; for a pellucid Body could not deprive us of the + Light of that glorious Planet. That the Moon does eclipse + the Sun in the same manner as our Earth eclipses the Moon + (as all know it does) makes me conclude these two Bodies of + a Nature, since the like Interposition produces the like + Effect. When I say they are of a Nature, I mean opaque, + which to prove, I argue thus: If this Planet be of it self + luminous, it must appear much brighter when eclips'd in its + <i>perigée</i>, or nearest Distance from the Earth, and its + Light must be less consequently when in its <i>Apogée</i>, + or greatest Distance from it; for the nearer a luminous + Body approaches the Eye, the stronger Impression it makes + upon the Sight. Beside, the Shadow of the Earth, had the + Moon any innate and peculiar Light, cou'd not obscure it, + but, on the contrary, would render it more conspicuous, as + is evident to Reason. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + <span class="pagenum">114</span> "Now Experience shews us, + that the Moon appears with the greater Light eclips'd in + its <i>Apogée</i>, or greater Distance, and more obscure + when in its <i>Perigée</i>, or nearer Distance, consequent + has no peculiar Light of its own. That a Shadow could + obscure its inherent Light, had it any, would be making a + Body of a Shadow, which is so far from being corporeal, + that it is nothing but a Deprivation of the Light of the + Sun, by the Interposition of the opaque Body of the Earth. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "I could give many more Reasons, but to avoid Prolixity, I + refer you to my Memorial, knowing how precious Time is to + your Excellency. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "I shall now speak of the principal and constituent Parts + of this Planet; to wit, the Sea, the firm Land; its + Extrinsicks, as Meteors, Seasons, and Inhabitants." + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "I find, <i>said his Excellency</i>, you have forgot what + you promised, the being concise; you have already couch'd + what you are going to repeat, in Writing. I am satisfied + that you have in your Memorial demonstrated, that the Moon + is like ours, a World, and this Earth, like that, a Planet; + I would willingly hear if <i>Probusomo</i> can bring + <span class="pagenum">115</span> + <span class="folionum">I2</span> any Objection of Weight to + the undertaking the Journey; for I look upon the Distance + which you have computed to be about 179712 <i>Lapidians</i> + (answerable to so many <i>English</i> Miles) to be none at + all, since we have <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, who, with + Provisions for a Week, will fly 480 <i>Lapidians</i> a Day, + and hold it for many Days. But this Swiftness, as you have + made appear, is not requisite, since you judge, that in + ascending some five <i>Lapidians</i>, you will have reach'd + the Atmosphere, and the rest will be attended by no other + Fatigue, than that of preventing too swift a Descent. + Propose what you have to object, <i>Probusomo</i>, for I + will provide you able Bearers, who shall carry you, and + with the Strength of theirs, supply your Defect of Wings." + </blockquote> + + <p>I answer'd, That since his Excellency commanded, I would + give in those Objections which occurr'd: The first was the + extream Coldness of the Air; the second its great Subtlety, + which to me made this Undertaking impracticable; besides, the + Distance is such, by the learned Gentleman's Calculation, that + could the <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, without resting, fly at the + rate of 1500 <i>Lapidians</i> a Day, the Journey could not be + ended in less than <span class="pagenum">116</span> six Moons: + That there were no Inns in the Way, nor Places to rest in; and + supposing we could carry Provisions for that Length of Time, I + could not perceive how they could be always on Wing, and + subsist without Sleep.</p> + + <p>His Excellency seem'd to think the Difficulties I rais'd + merited Consideration, and after some Pause, asked the + Projector, if he could solve them.</p> + + <blockquote> + "As to the first Objection, my Lord, <i>said he</i>, I + answer, that altho' the second Region may be endow'd with + Coldness proper for the Production of Meteors, yet may it + not be unsupportable; neither can we suppose, that the Air + above, which if not destin'd to the same End, is of the + same Nature, but on the contrary, we may rather suppose it + exempt from all Extremes, consequently our Passage thro' + this cold Region being performed, which we have Reason to + conclude but short, for this condens'd Air which + encompasses the Earth on every Part, weighs about 108 + <i>Liparia</i>'s on a Square Inch (<i>Liparia</i> is near a + Sixth of our Pound) and we may very easily compute from + thence, what Space of this Air we have to pass, by + computing what is necessary to support this Globe of + <span class="pagenum">117</span> + <span class="folionum">I3</span> Earth, we shall find the + Ętherial altogether temperate. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "As to the second Objection, I anwer, that the Subtlety of + the Air I look upon no Obstacle; for the Air near the + Earth, especially in dry Places, where there are no impure + Exhalations, by the intense Heat of the Sun, it is perhaps + as thin, and as much rarified, as the Ętherial. This I + suppose from the Tenuity of the Air on the top of the + Mountain <i>Tenera</i>, where 'tis said none can inhabit on + that account. But I have my self flown to the top of this + Mountain, and carry'd with me a wet Spunge, thro' which I + drew my Breath for some time, but by Degrees I became + habituated to this Tenuity, and respired with Ease; nay, + after staying there some few Days, I found the denser Air, + on my Descent, caus'd a Difficulty in my Respiration: From + whence I concluded, that, by Degrees, the thinnest Air may + become Natural; and as I felt no Hunger while on the + Mountain, I may suppose the same Air we breathe may also + nourish us. And this is no vain Imagination, for the + <i>Aker</i> (that is, Viper) we see live by the Spirit + included in the Air, which is the Principle + <span class="pagenum">118</span> of Life in all; but in + case I am out in this Conjecture, we may carry Provisions + with us. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "As to the resting our selves, I affirm from the Principles + of sound Philosophy, that when once out of the Reach of the + magnetick Power of the Earth, we shall no longer gravitate, + for what we call Gravity, is no other than Attraction, + consequently we may repose our selves in the Air, if there + is Occasion, which I believe there will not; for as we + shall then have no Weight to exhaust the Spirits, there can + be no Need of refreshing them either with Meat or Sleep." + </blockquote> + + <p>The Minister rose up, and said he was fully satisfied with + his Answers; the only Thing gave him Uneasiness, was the Length + of Time I said was requisite to make this Journey.</p> + + <blockquote> + "My Lord, <i>replied the Projector</i>, I can't agree that + such a Time is necessary; for being above the Attraction of + the Earth, which is the only laborious Part of our Passage, + we may go with an inconceivable Swiftness, especially when + we come within the Attraction of the Moon, which will + certainly be encreas'd by the Weight of Provisions, which + we shall by way <span class="pagenum">119</span> + <span class="folionum">I4</span> of Precaution carry with + us, and which will be no Burthen after we have pass'd the + Atmosphere; so that what Weight a Thousand + <i>Cacklogallinians</i> can hardly raise to that Heighth, + one might support, the rest of the Journey." + </blockquote> + + <p>His Excellency perceiv'd by my Countenance I was not + satisfied, and therefore bid me take Heart, he wou'd send a + Number of <i>Palanquins</i> with us, and if we found the second + Region impervious by Reason of the Cold, we shou'd have the + Liberty to return.</p> + + <p>The only Talk now in Town was our designed Journey to the + Moon, for which a great many of the swiftest Flyers were + inlifted with Promises of great Reward. <i>Palanquins</i> were + made sharp at each End, to cut the Air; the warmest Mantles and + Hoods were made for the Bearers, and the Projector's and my + <i>Palanquin</i> were close, and lined with Down.</p> + + <p>A Company was erected, Shares sold of the + <ins class="correction" + title="original has 'Teasure'">Treasure</ins> we were to + bring back; and happy was he who could first subscribe. + These Subscriptions were sold at 2000 <i>per Cent.</i> + Advantage, and in less than two Months, the Time spent in + preparing for our Journey, I saw at least Five Hundred + Lacqueys, who had fallen <span class="pagenum">120</span> + into the Trade of buying and selling these Subscriptions + in their gilt <i>Palanquins</i>, and Train of Servants + after them. The <i>Squabbaws</i>, the + <i>Vultuaquilians</i>, the Minister, and some of the Grand + Council, shared amongst them Fifty Millions of + <i>Spasma</i>'s, ready Money, for what they sold of this + chimerical Treasure.</p> + + <p>This open'd my Eyes, and I found I had been very + short-sighted, in condemning the Minister for giving Ear to a + Project so contrary to Reason: But when I saw the noblest + Families, and such whose Ruine was necessary to his own + Support, sell their Estates to buy Shares, I look'd upon him as + the wisest Minister in the known World; and was lost in Wonder, + when I confider'd the Depth of his Designs.</p> + + <p>I took the Liberty, once to mention my Astonishment to him, + with all the Deference due to his exalted Quality, and with the + Praises he justly deserved. He answer'd me, that he fear'd I + saw farther than was either convenient, or safe for me, if my + Taciturnity did not equal my Penetration. This he spoke in a + Tone which gave me Apprehension of Danger; I threw my self at + his Feet, and begg'd he would rather kill me, than suspect my + Zeal for his Service; that what + <span class="pagenum">121</span> I had taken the Liberty of + saying to his Excellency, I had never the Imprudence to mention + to any other; and that I hop'd the Experience he had of me + would assure him of my Secrecy. <i>Learn</i>, said he, <i>that + Ministers work like Moles, and it's as dangerous to shew them + you can enter into their Views, as to attempt their Lives: I + have a Confidence in you; but had any other held me the same + Discourse, I would have put it out of his Power to have + repeated it to a third Person.</i></p><br /> + <hr /> + <span class="pagenum">122</span> <br /> + + + <p align="center"><img src="images/122img.png" + width="417" + height="89" + alt="Parnassus" /></p> + + <h2><a name="moon" + id="moon"><i>The Author begins his Journey to the + <span class="extended">MOON</span>.</i></a></h2> + + <p><img src="images/a_cap.png" + align="left" + hspace="5" + width="81" + height="79" + alt="A" /> LL things necessary being provided, and the + <i>Palanquins</i> of Provisions being sent before to join + us at the Mountain <i>Tenera</i>, I had an Audience of + Leave of his Imperial Majesty and his <i>Squabbaws</i>; + after which, I went to receive my last Instructions from + his Excellency. He gave me a Paper, with Orders not to + open it, till I was arrived at the Mountain, which was + about a Thousand Miles from the City. He having wish'd me + a good Journey, said he had given Orders to six lusty + <i>Cacklogallimans</i> to obey those I should give them; + that he depended on my Fidelity and Prudence, and + therefore, as I would find, had reposed a great Trust in + me. I made him a suitable Answer, and retired to my + Apartment in the Palace, where I found the Projector, who + told me we were to set out the next Morning before Day. I + <span class="pagenum">123</span> asked him, in Case we + succeeded in our Journey, and found the Riches we coveted, + how we should bring away any Quantity?</p> + + <blockquote> + "If, <i>said he</i>, that happens, we shall, in a second + Journey, be provided with Vehicles, if there is Occasion; + but I propose to extract such a Quantity of the Soul of + Gold, which I can infuse into Lead at our Return, that we + may be rich enough to pave the Streets with that valuable + Metal; for a Grain will, infused into Lead, make an Ounce + of pure Gold. Now, if a Penny-weight of the Soul will make + Twenty four Ounces, or Two Pound of Gold, consider what + immense Treasure we may bring back with us, since the + <i>Palanquineers</i> can fly with Five Hundred Weight in a + <i>Palanquin</i>." + </blockquote> + + <p>The next Morning we set forward at about Three o' Clock, and + reach'd the Mountain in about Forty six Hours. We first + refresh'd our selves, and when I was alone, I open'd my + Instructions, which ran thus:</p> + + <p><span class="firstletter">A</span><i>S Experience proves you + are not to be led by chimerical Notions, and that your Capacity + and Fidelity render you fit to undertake the most difficult and + secret Affairs, his Imperial Majesty thought none</i> + <span class="pagenum">124</span> <i>so fit as yourself to be + entrusted in the Management of the present Scheme; which that + you may do to his Majesty's Satisfaction, and your own Interest + and Credit, you are to observe the following + Instructions.</i></p> + + <blockquote> + <span class="firstletter">"Y</span>OU are to order + <i>Volatilio</i>, the first Proposer of the Journey now + undertaken, to go to the Top of the Hill a Day before you, + and from thence to acquaint you with the Nature of the Air; + and if you find it practicable, you are to follow him. If + you gain the Summit, and that the Air is too thin for + Respiration, you are to descend again, dispatch an Express + to his Majesty, and clap <i>Volatilio</i> in Irons, then + dispatch away one of the six Messengers whom I ordered to + attend you: They, <i>Volatilio</i>, and the whole Caravan, + are to obey you, till you have pass'd the Atmosphere, when + you and they are to follow the Directions of + <i>Volatilio</i>, in what regards the Way only; but, in + Case that you can respire on the Top of the Mountain, order + <i>Volatilio</i> to precede you a Day's Ascent, return the + next, and immediately dispatch a second Messenger with the + Account he gives, and continue on the Mountain for farther + Instructions, before <span class="pagenum">125</span> you + proceed, should it prove practicable. I need not tell you + the Publick must be amused with Hopes of Success, tho' you + have Reason to despair of it; nor need I even hint to you + what Method you ought to take. I wish you Health, and that + your Conduct may answer my Expectations." + </blockquote> + + <p>I acted pursuant to these Instructions, and sent + <i>Volatilio</i> forward, who reach'd the Top of the Hill; but + finding the Air too thin to continue there, without the Help of + humected Spunges, he therefore sent those back he carried with + him to the mid Space of the Mountain, and an Express to me, by + which he informed me what he had done; that he resolved to + continue there a natural Day, and then join me where he had + sent his Followers, to which Place he desired I would ascend, + and defer the dispatching any Express to his Majesty, till he + saw me again.</p> + + <p>I ascended to the Mid-space, and found a vast Alteration in + the Air, which even here was very sensibly rarified.</p> + + <p>My Projector came to me at his appointed Time, and told me + he did not question the Success of our Enterprize, since he + imagined the Air above the second Region rather denser than + that near the Earth, and hoped the Cold was not + <span class="pagenum">126</span> more intense than on the + Mountain's Top; and that if this prov'd so, we cou'd breathe + and support the Cold with little Difficulty. I answer'd, that + it was natural to conclude the Air next the Earth more dense + than that above it, as the weightiest always descends the + first.</p> + + <blockquote> + "That Reason, <i>said he</i>, is not conclusive, for the + Air immediately encompassing the Earth, is more sensible of + its attractive Power, than that at a greater Distance, as + you may be satisfied, in placing two Pieces of Iron, one + near, and the other at a Distance from the Loadstone; the + nearest Piece will be strongly attracted, while that at a + greater Distance is but weakly affected. Now supposing the + Air only of an equal Density thro'out when we have left the + Earth, (which, by the Reflection of Heat from the + Mountains, rarifies the circumambient Air, and renders it + more subtle than that above it) we may respire without + Pain; for in less than Six Hours I, by Degrees, withdrew my + Spunge." + </blockquote> + + <p>I dispatch'd an Express with the Account I had received, and + set forward, resolving to wait for further Instructions on the + top of the Mountain. I was at a good Distance from the Summit, + when I was obliged, by the Thinness of the + <span class="pagenum">127</span> Air, to have Recourse to my + wet Spunge, and was Four and Twenty Hours before I could + intirely remove it. The <i>Cacklogallinians</i> found less + Difficulty than I in their Respiration, but more in supporting + the rigid Cold, especially at Night, when the Damps fell. We + staid here Eight Days, that the Subtlety of the Air might + become habitual to us.</p> + + <p>On the seventh Day, the Messenger return'd with Credentials + for <i>Volatilio</i> and my self, to the Potentate in whose + Dominions we might happen, and Orders to proceed on our + Journey. This Messenger told me, that on the Contents of my + Letter being publish'd, the Town was illuminated throughout, + and such a Number of Coaches and <i>Palanquins</i> bespoke, + that he believed, at our Return, we should find none out of + them but the Ostriches. Our Credentials ran thus.</p> + + <blockquote> + <span class="firstletter">"H</span><span class="smallcaps">ippomene-Connuferento</span>, + Emperor and absolute Monarch of the greatest Empire in the + Terrestrial Globe, Disposer of Kingdoms, Judge of Kings, + Dispenser of Justice, Light of the World, Joy of the Sun, + Darling of Mortals, Scourge of Tyrants, and Refuge of the + Distress'd, to the Puissant Monarch of that Kingdom + <span class="pagenum">128</span> in the Moon, to which our + Ambassadors shall arrive: Or, To the Mighty and Sole Lord + of that beautiful Planet, sends Greeting. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Dearly Beloved Brother, and most Mighty Prince, as it has + been long doubted by our Ancestors, as well as by those of + our Time, whether the Moon were, or were not inhabited, We, + who have ever encouraged those who seek the universal Good + of Mortals, supposing it possible, if that Planet were + possess'd by such, that an Intercourse between the two + Worlds might be of mutual Advantage to both, have sent our + two Ambassadors, <i>Volatilio</i> and <i>Probusomo</i>, to + attempt a Passage to your World, and to assure you, if they + succeed, of the great Desire we have of entertaining with + you a reciprocal Friendship, of giving all possible + Demonstrations of our Affection, and to invite you to send + to our World your Ambassadors, with whom we may consult our + common Interest. So recommending ours to your Protection, + we heartily bid you farewell. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Given at our Court, <i>&c.</i>" + </blockquote> + + <p>According to the Orders we receiv'd, <i>Volatilio</i> took + his Flight in an oblique <span class="pagenum">129</span> + <span class="folionum">K</span> Ascent, without a + <i>Palanquin</i>, but wrapt up as warm as possible, accompanied + by two Servants. He parted with great Alacrity, and we soon + lost Sight of him. Some Half a Score, in Complaisance, took a + Flight of three Hours to see him part of his Way towards his + Discovery.</p> + + <p>He went off at break of Day, to avoid those Vapours which + the Heat of the Sun exhales, and which by Night would have + rendered his Passage, he thought, impossible; for he hoped, in + a small Space to gain beyond the Heighth they rise to. At the + Return of those who convoy'd him, I sent away an Express, to + acquaint the Emperor with their Report, which was, That they + found no sensible Alteration as to the Rarefaction of the Air, + and that the Cold was rather less intense. This News at Court + made every one run mad after Shares, which the Proprietors sold + at what Rate they pleas'd.</p> + + <p>The next Day in the Even, we saw <i>Volatilio</i> on his + Return: His first Salutation was, <i>Courage my Friend, I have + pas'd the Atmosphere, and, by Experience, have found my + Conjecture true; for being out of the magnetick Power of the + Earth, we rested in the Air, as on the solid Earth, and in an + Air extreamly</i> <span class="pagenum">130</span> + <i>temperate, and less subtle than what we breathe.</i></p> + + <p>I sent again this Account to Court, but the Courtiers having + no more Shares to sell, gave out, that <i>Volatilio</i> did not + return as he promis'd, and it was expected, that I despair'd of + the Undertaking, and believ'd him lost.</p> + + <p>This was such a Damp to the Town; that Shares fell to Half + Value, and none of the Courtiers would buy, sell they cou'd + not, having (I mean those let into the Secret) already dispos'd + of all by their Agents, tho' they pretended the contrary.</p> + + <p>The Express return'd, with private Orders for me to confirm + this Report, which I was oblig'd to do, and stay eight Days + longer, as the publick Instructions to us both commanded.</p> + + <p>This was a great Mortification to <i>Volatilio</i>, and, I + own, the Report he made had rais'd my Curiosity so much, that I + was uneasy at this Delay; but we were to obey, and not to + enquire into the Reasons of it.</p> + + <p>The Messenger returning, told me, that my last Letter had + fallen the Shares to five <i>per Cent.</i> under <i>Par</i>, + nothing but Lamentations eccho'd thro' the Streets, and it was + impossible to give an Idea of <span class="pagenum">131</span> + <span class="folionum">K2</span> the Change it had occasion'd. + The Letter the Minister sent me order'd me to write him Word, + that <i>Volatilio</i> was returned, had found no Obstacles, and + that I was preparing to depart. That the Court had bought up a + vast Number of Shares, and that he took Care of my Interest in + particular; that I need stay for no farther Instructions, but + make the best of my Way.</p> + + <p>I gave Notice to the Caravan, that we would set forward the + next Morning, which we accordingly did, and as near as I could + compute, we flew that Day, 180 Miles. What surpriz'd me was, + that in less than an Hour and half's Ascent, <i>Volatilio</i>, + who would not go in his <i>Palanquin</i>, folded his Wings, and + came to me on Foot, and told me I might get out and stretch my + Limbs. My <i>Palanquineers</i> stood still, and confirm'd what + he said; and more, that they had not for a Quarter of an Hour + past been sensible of my Weight, which had lessen'd by Degrees, + so as not to be felt at all.</p> + + <p>I left my <i>Palanquin</i>, and found what <i>Volatilio</i> + had conjectur'd, and his Report verified; for I could with as + much Ease lift a <i>Palanquin</i> of Provisions, which did not + on Earth weigh less than 500 Weight, + <span class="pagenum">132</span> as I could on our Globe raise + a Feather. The Cold was very much abated, and I found my + Spirits rais'd.</p> + + <p>I would here have sent back half the + <i>Palanquin</i>-Bearers, but <i>Volatilio</i> was of Opinion + we should keep them a Day longer; for, perhaps, said he, we may + send them all (except those which carry you) away; for if the + Universal Spirit included in the Air should suffice for our + Nourishment, we have no Business with Provisions.</p> + + <p>I approv'd his Reason, and we proceeded on, sure of falling + first into the Attraction of the Moon, it being the nearest + Planet to us.</p> + + <p>I shall not detain the Reader with my Observations in this + aerial Journey; <i>Gallileus</i>, who by his Writings gives me + room to believe he had, before me, visited this Planet, + whatever were his Reasons for not owning it, having left + nothing, which is not mentioned in his <i>Systema + Mundi</i>.</p> + + <p>I observ'd only, which I take Notice of for those who have + not read him, that when the Moon has but a small Part of his + Body enlighten'd, that the Earth, the other Moon, has a + proportionable Part of its Hemisphere visibly darken'd; I mean + a Part in proportion to that of the Moon which is enlighten'd; + and that <span class="pagenum">133</span> + <span class="folionum">K3</span> both these Moons, of which + ours is much the larger, mutually participate the same Light of + the Sun, and the same Obscurity of the Eclipses, and mutually + assist each other: For when the Moon is in Conjunction with the + Sun, and its <i>pars superior</i> receives all the Light, then + its inferior Hemisphere is enlighten'd by the Earth's + reflecting the Rays of the Sun, otherwise it would be intirely + dark; and when those two Planets are in Opposition, then that + Part of the Earth which is deprived of the Rays of the Sun, is + enlighten'd by a full Moon.</p> + + <p>The next Day <i>Volatilio</i> was for sending back the + Provisions, but I judg'd it proper not to go forward, but to + stay the Space of a natural Day, in the same Situation, because + in that time, or in no other in the Journey, we should require + Sustenance, and also because their Return would be easier, than + if we carried them still forward.</p> + + <p>This was agreed to, and none of us finding any Appetite, + Weakness, or Sinking of our Spirits, dismiss'd all but those + who carried my <i>Palanquin</i>, and proceeded forward with an + incredible Swiftness.</p> + + <p>We were about a Month before we came into the Attraction of + the Moon, in all which time none of us had the + <span class="pagenum">134</span> least Inclination to Sleep or + Meat, or found our selves any way fatigued, nor, till we + reach'd that Planet, did we close our Eyes; the Attraction was + so great, that it was all the Bearers and <i>Volatilio</i> + could do to prevent our being dash'd to Pieces on a Mountain; + we descended with that inconceivable Swiftness, that I + apprehended it impossible, in our Return, to avoid that + Misfortune in the World we left; since the Attraction, if its + Virtue was augmented in proportion to its Magnitude, must be + much stronger.</p> + + <p>This Thought made me very uneasy for those who return'd. I + spoke of it to <i>Volatilio</i> who bid me apprehend nothing; + for, said he, the Magnetick Virtue of the Load-stone is so far + from being in Proportion to its Size, that the very large ones + have less attractive Power than those which are middling.</p> + + <p>When I had recover'd from the Fright, which the Rapidity of + our Descent had put me into, I view'd the circumjacent Country + with equal Wonder and Delight; Nature seem'd here to have + lavish'd all her Favours; on whatsoever Side I turn'd my Eye, + the most ravishing Prospect was offer'd to my Sight. The + Mountain yielded a gradual Descent to most beautiful Meadows, + enamell'd <span class="pagenum">135</span> + <span class="folionum">K4</span> with Cowslips, Roses, Lilies, + Jessamines, Carnations, and other fragrant Flowers, unknown to + the Inhabitants of our Globe, which were as grateful to the + Smell, as entertaining to the Eye. The chrystal Rivulets which + smoothly glided thro' these inchanting Meads, seem'd so many + Mirrors reflecting the various Beauties of those odoriferous + Flowers which adorn'd their Banks. The Mountain, which was of + considerable Height, afforded us a great Variety in our + Prospect, and the Woods, Pastures, Meads, and small Arms of the + Sea, were intermingled with that surprizing Beauty and Order, + that they seem'd rather dispos'd by Art, than the Product of + Nature; the Earth it self yielded a grateful and enlivening + Scent, and is so pure, that it does not sully the Hands. The + Cedars, which cloath'd the middle Part of the Summit, were + streight, tall, and so large, that seven Men would hardly + fathom the Bowl of one; round these twin'd the grateful + Honey-suckle, and encircling Vine, whose purple Grapes + appearing frequent from among the Leaves of the wide extended + Branches, gave an inconceivable Pleasure to the Beholder. The + Lily of the Valley, Violet, Tuberose, Pink, + <ins class="correction" + title="probably a misprint for 'Tulip'">Julip</ins> and + Jonquil, cloath'd <span class="pagenum">136</span> their + spacious Roots, and the verdant Soil afforded every + salutiferous Herb and Plant, whose Vertues diffus'd thro' + the ambient Air (without the invenom'd and the griping + Fist of the <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Empiricks) + Preservatives to the blessed Inhabitants of the Lunar + World.</p> + + <p>The Heavens here were ever serene; no Thunder-bearing Cloud + obscur'd the Sky; the whispering Zephyrs wanton'd in the + Leaves, and gently bore along the enchanting Musick of the + feather'd Choir: The Sea here knew no Storms, nor threatning + Wave, with Mountain swell, menaced the Ships, which safely + plough'd the peaceful Bosom of the Deep. <i>Ęolus</i> and all + his boisterous Sons were banish'd from these happy Seats, and + only kindly Breezes fann'd the fragrant Air. In short, all was + ravishing, and Nature seem'd here to have given her last + Perfection to her Works, and to rejoice in her finish'd + Labours.</p> + + <p>I found my Spirits so invigorated by the refreshing Odours, + of this Paradice, so elated with the Serenity of the Heavens, + and the Beauties which every where entertained and rejoiced my + Sight, that in Extasy I broke out into this grateful + Soliloquy.</p> + + <p><i>O Source of Wisdom, Eternal Light of the Universe! + what</i> <span class="pagenum">137</span> <i>Adorations can + express the grateful Acknowledgments of thy diffusive Bounty! + Who can contemplate the beauty of thy Works, the Product of thy + single</i> Fiat<i>, and not acknowledge thy Omnipotence, + Omniscience, and extensive Goodness! What Tongue can refrain + from singing thy Praise! What Heart so hard, but must be melted + into Love! Oh Eternal Creator, pity my Weakness, and since I + cannot speak a Gratitude adequate to thy Mercies, accept the + Fulness of my Heart, too redundant for Expression.</i></p> + + <p>As I spoke this, in the <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Tongue, + <i>Volatilio</i> came up to me, and said,</p> + + <blockquote> + "Alas! <i>Probusomo</i>, how can a finite Being return + Praises adequate to infinite Mercies! Let us return such as + we are capable of; let the Probity of our Lives speak our + Gratitude; by our Charity for each other endeavour to + imitate the Divine Goodness, and speak our Love to him, by + that we shew to Mortals, the Work of his Divine Will, + however they may differ from us, and from one another, in + their Species. I am glad I am not deceived in my Opinion of + you. I believed from the Observation I made of your Life in + a corrupt and dissolute Court, that you fear'd the first + <span class="pagenum">138</span> Being of Beings, and for + that Reason chose you Companion of this hitherto + unattempted Journey; for I expected a Blessing would attend + my Undertaking, while such a one was embark'd with me: For + to the Shame of our Nation, we own a Deity in Words, but + deny him in our Actions: We acknowledge this Divine Being + must be pure and just, and that our Lives (as he must + abominate all Impurity and Injustice) ought to be + conformable to his Attributes, wou'd we hope his Favour and + Protection, notwithstanding we act diametrically opposite, + as the most ready Method to procure our Happiness." + </blockquote> + + <p>Finding our selves press'd by Hunger, we descended the + Mountain, at the Foot of which we found a Plantation of Olive + Trees, and abundance of Pear, standing Apricock, Nectarn, + Peach, Orange, and Lemon Trees, interspers'd. We satisfied our + craving Appetites with the Fruit we gather'd, and then getting + into my <i>Palanquin</i>, <i>Volatilio</i> leading the Way, we + went in Search of the Inhabitants. Our Flight was little better + than a Soar, that we might with more Advantage view the + <ins class="correction" + title="original has comma at end">Country.</ins></p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">139</span> After a couple of Hours, he + saw a House, but of so great a Height, and so very large, I who + was short-sighted in Comparison of the <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, + took it for a great Hill; I told him my Opinion, but he assured + me I was mistaken. We therefore urg'd forward, and I alighted + not far from this Palace, for I could term it no other, from + the Largeness and Beauty of its Structure. We had been + discover'd, as I had reason to believe, some Time, and a Number + of People about Thirty, at our alighting, immediately + encompass'd me. The gigantick Make of these Inhabitants struck + me with a panick Fear, which I also discover'd in the Eyes of + the <i>Cacklogallinians</i>.</p> + + <p>They were of different Statures, from Thirty to an Hundred + and Fifty Foot high, as near as I cou'd guess; some of them + were near as thick as long, some proportionable, and others + shap'd like a Pine, being no thicker than my self, tho' tall of + an Hundred Foot.</p> + + <p>I resolv'd however to conceal, if possible, the Terror I was + in, and coming out of my <i>Palanquin</i>, I went to salute the + Company, when I observ'd they retired from me in proportion as + I advanced, and like a Vapour, or an <i>Ignis</i> + <span class="pagenum">140</span> <i>fatuus</i>, the Air being + mov'd by my Motion, drove those which were directly opposite + still before me.</p> + + <p>I stood still, they did the same; if I was astonish'd at + their Make, and at what other things I had observ'd, I was more + so, when I saw one of the tallest, dwindle in the Twinkling of + an Eye, to a Pigmy, fly into the Air without Wings, and carry + off a Giant in each Hand by the Hair of the Head.</p> + + <p>They were all differently dress'd at their first Appearance; + some like Generals in Armour, some were in Ecclesiastical, and + some in Gowns not unlike our Barristers at Law. Some were + dress'd as fine as Imagination could make 'em, but with the + quickness of Thought, these Dresses were all changed, who was + cover'd with Rags one Moment, the next was in Purple, with a + Crown on his Head; the Beau in Rags; the Priest assum'd the Air + and Dress of a Bully, and the General was turn'd into a demure + Figure resembling a <i>Quaker</i>.</p> + + <p>I was struck dumb with Amazement, and while I was + considering with my self what this should mean, I observ'd a + Man riding up to us, mounted on a Lion; when he came to the + others, I found him of the common Size with the Inhabitants + <span class="pagenum">141</span> of our Globe; he had on his + Head a Crown of Bays, which in an Instant chang'd to a Fool's + Cap, and his Lion to an Ass. He drew from his Breast a Rowl + like a Quire of Written Paper, which using as a Sword, he set + upon the others, and dispers'd them. Some ran over the Sea, as + on dry Ground; others flew into the Air, and some sunk into the + Earth. Then alighting from his Ass, he opened the Jaws of the + Animal, went down his Throat, and they both vanish'd.</p> + + <p>After I had recover'd my Fright, I told <i>Volatilio</i>, + that I fear'd this Planet was inhabited by evil Spirits. He + answered, that what we had seen, was sufficient to induce us to + believe so. We look'd for the House, which we saw rise into the + Air, and vanish in Flame and Smoke, which strengthen'd our + Opinion. However, we resolv'd to go forward, when one of the + <i>Palanquineers</i> said he saw a House on the left, and + People of my Size and Species making towards us.</p> + + <p>We determin'd therefore to wait their Arrival, which was in + less than a Quarter of an Hour. They accosted me very + courteously, as I could gather from their Gestures, tho' they + seem'd surprized at <span class="pagenum">142</span> the Size + of the <i>Cacklogallinians</i>. I was not less amaz'd at the + Beauty of their Persons, and the Becomingness of their Dress, + either of which I can give no just Idea of. Let it suffice, + that I seem'd both in my own, and in the Eyes of the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, something of the same Species, but + frightfully ugly.</p> + + <p>These People are neither a corporeal, nor an aerial + Substance, but (I know not how otherwise to express my self) + between both. They spoke to me in a Language I did not + understand, but the Tone of their Voices, and the Smoothness of + their Syllables, were divinely harmonious. I bow'd my Body to + the Ground three times, and offer'd my Credentials, which one + of them took, but by the shaking of his Head, I found + understood nothing of the Contents. <i>Volatilio</i> then + address'd himself to them, which made them look on one another, + as People who hardly believed their Senses. As I had address'd + these <i>Selenites</i> in the <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Language, + I had a Mind to try, if speaking in those of the + <i>Europeans</i> (for I understood, beside my own, the + <i>French</i> and <i>Spanish</i>) I should have any better + Success. I therefore spoke in <i>English</i>, and, to my great + Joy, one of the Company answer'd me. He ask'd me, Whether + <span class="pagenum">143</span> I came from the World? if so, + how I durst undertake so perilous a Journey? I told him, I + would satisfy his Curiosity in answering all his Questions, but + desired he would give me some Time; for I had been so terrified + by Phantoms, since my Arrival, that I was hardly capable of + Recollection.</p> + + <p>While I was speaking, a Man on Horseback ran full speed upon + me with a drawn Sabre, to cleave me down; but the + <i>Selenite</i> waving his Hand, he soon vanish'd.</p> + + <blockquote> + "You need, <i>said he</i>, apprehend nothing from these + Shades; they are the Souls of the Inhabitants of your + World, which being loos'd from the Body by Sleep, resort + here, and for the short Space allotted them, indulge the + Passions which predominate, or undergo the Misfortunes they + fear while they are in your Globe. Look ye, <i>said he</i>, + yonder is a Wretch going to the Gallows, and his Soul feels + the same Agony, as if it was a real Sentence to be executed + on him. Our Charity obliges us, when we see those imaginary + Ills, to drive the Soul back to its Body, which we do, by + waving our Hand in the Air, and the agonizing Dreamer + wakes. We do also retain them by a Virtue peculiar to the + <i>Selenites</i>, and as they + <span class="pagenum">144</span> sometimes administer a + great deal of Diversion, we do it for our Entertainment, + which is the Reason of those long Naps of two or three + Days, nay, of as many Weeks, which cause the Wonder of your + World. The Souls of your impure Dreamers never reach beyond + the middle Region. But we delay too long inviting you to + our Habitations, where you shall have all possible Care + taken of you. But by what Art have you taught Fowls + articulate Sounds? and where could you possibly find them + of that Size?" + </blockquote> + + <p>I told him they were rational Beings, but that the Story was + now too long to tell him; he presented me to the rest of the + Company, and, at my Request, the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> were + humanly treated, whom otherwise they had look'd upon as + overgrown dunghill Fowls. <i>Volatilio</i> did not appear much + surpriz'd at this, who had once esteem'd me a Prodigy of + Nature. As we walk'd to the House, one of the <i>Selenites</i> + address'd me in the <i>Spanish</i> Language, with the known + <ins class="correction" + title="spelling as in original">Affiability</ins> and + Gravity of that Nation.</p> + + <blockquote> + "Sir, <i>said he</i>, I cannot consider you as other, than + the bravest and wisest of all Mortals, who could find the + <span class="pagenum">145</span> + <span class="folionum">L</span> Way to reach our World, and + had the Courage to undertake the Journey; for it's certain, + none cloath'd in Flesh ever (before you) made so bold an + Attempt, or at least succeeded in it: Tho' I have read the + Chimera's of <i>Dominick Gonzales</i>. While you stay + amongst us, you may depend upon our treating you with all + the Respect answerable to so great Merit, and in every + thing endeavour, as far as the Power we have will permit, + that the Design of your Journey may not be frustrated, + which I am apt to believe, is no other than to extend your + Knowledge." + </blockquote> + + <p>I return'd him many Thanks for his Humanity, but told him I + durst not attribute to my self the Character he gave me; that I + was a Lover of Truth, and would not, on any Account, disguise + the real Motive which sent me on an Undertaking I look'd upon + impossible to go thro' with, and which I very unwillingly + embark'd in: But since, contrary to my Expectations, Providence + has guided me to this Terrestrial Paradice, I should esteem my + self extreamly happy, if I might be permitted to ask such + Questions as my Curiosity might prompt me to.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">146</span> He answer'd, that nothing I + desir'd to know should be kept from me. We soon reach'd the + House, which was regular, neat, and convenient. We all sat down + in an inner Hall, and he who spoke <i>English</i>, desired I + would give an Account, both of the Motives, the Manner, and + Accidents of my Journey, which I did as succinctly as possible, + interpreting the Credentials, when I gave them.</p> + + <p>He was astonish'd at the Account I gave him of the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, and said, if my Account was not back'd + with ocular Demonstration, he should take their Story for the + Ravings of a distemper'd Brain.</p> + + <blockquote> + "I find, <i>said he</i>, you begin to be drowzy; I would + therefore have you and your rational Fowls (as you call + them) repose your selves, while I in the <i>Vernacular</i> + Language, repeat to my Companions the Wonders I have heard + from you." + </blockquote> + + <p>We were indeed very sleepy, and I was heartily glad of the + Proposal, as were also the <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, when I + mention'd it to them. They, as well as my self, were provided + each of them with a Bed, in very handsome and commodious Rooms. + These Beds were so very soft, that I seem'd to lye on a + <span class="pagenum">147</span> + <span class="folionum">L2</span> Couch of Air. When we awak'd, + the <i>Selenites</i> came into my Chamber, and told me it was + time to take some Nourishment; that they had provided Corn for + my Companions, and desir'd I would sit down to Supper with + them, it being their usual time.</p> + + <blockquote> + "Why, Sir, <i>said I</i>, to our <i>English</i> + Interpreter, do you sup by Day-light? You mistake, <i>said + he</i>, it is now Night; your World to the Inhabitants of + this Hemisphere (which is always turn'd to it, this Planet + moving in an Epicycle) reflects so strong the Sun's Light, + that your Error is excusable. What then, <i>said I</i>, do + those of the other Hemisphere for Light? They have it, + <i>said he</i>, from the Planets." + </blockquote> + + <p><ins class="correction" + title="original has quotation marks to end of paragraph">I + went</ins> with them into a Parlour, where, after a Hymn + was sung, we sat down to a Table cover'd with Sallets and + all sorts of Fruits.</p> + + <blockquote> + "You must, <i>said the Selenite</i>, content your self with + what we can offer you, which is nothing but the spontaneous + Products of the Earth: We cannot invite you to other, since + the eating any thing that has had Life, is look'd upon with + Abhorrence, and never known in this World: But I am + satisfied you will easily accommodate + <span class="pagenum">148</span> your self to our Diet, + since the Taste of our Fruits is much more exquisite than + yours, since they fully satisfy, and never cloy:" + </blockquote> + + <p>Which I found true by Experience, and I was so far from + hankering after Flesh, that even the Thoughts of it were + shocking and nauseous to me.</p> + + <p>We drank the most delicious Wine, which they press'd from + the Grape into their Cups, and which was no way intoxicating. + After Supper, the <i>Selenite</i> address'd himself to me in + Words to this Effect.</p> + + <blockquote> + "I have acquainted my Friends here present, who are come to + pass some Days with me, both with the Contents of the + <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Emperor's Letter, and the Reasons + which mov'd this Prince to desire an Intercourse between + the two Worlds, and we will all of us wait on you to our + Prince's Court, tho' strictly speaking, we neither have, + nor need a Governour; and we pay the distant Respect due to + your Princes to the eldest among us, as he is the nearest + to eternal Happiness. But that I may give you some Idea, + both of this World, and its Inhabitants, you must learn, + that Men in yours are endued with a Soul and an + Understanding; <span class="pagenum">149</span> + <span class="folionum">L3</span> the Soul is a material + Substance, and cloathes the Understanding, as the Body does + the Soul; at the Separation of these two, the Body is again + resolved into Earth, and the Soul of the Virtuous is placed + in this Planet, till the Understanding being freed from it + by a Separation we may call Death, tho' not attended with + Fear or Agony, it is resolved into our Earth, and its + Principle of Life, the Understanding, returns to the Great + Creator; for till we have here purg'd off what of Humanity + remains attach'd to the Soul, we can never hope to appear + before the pure Eyes of the Deity. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "We are here, <i>said he</i>, in a State of Ease and + Happiness, tho' no way comparable to that we expect at our + Dissolution, which we as earnestly long for, as you Mortals + carefully avoid it. We forget nothing that pass'd while we + were cloath'd in Flesh, and Inhabitants of your Globe, and + have no other Uneasiness, than what the Reflection of our + Ingratitude to the Eternal Goodness, while in Life, creates + in us, which the Eternal lessens in proportion to our + Repentance, which is here very sincere. This will cease + your Wonder at hearing the Sublunary Languages. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + <span class="pagenum">150</span> "We have here no Passions + to gratify, no Wants to supply, the Roots of Vice, which + under no Denomination is known among us; consequently no + Laws, nor Governours to execute them, are here necessary. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Had the <i>Cacklogallinian</i> Prince known thus much, he + would have been sensible how vain were his Expectations of + getting from us the Gold he thirsts after: For were we to + meet with the purest Veins of that Metal, by removing only + one Turf, not a <i>Selenite</i> would think it worth his + while. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "This is a Place of Peace and Tranquillity, and this World + is exactly adapted to the Temper of its Inhabitants: Nature + here is in an Eternal Calm; we enjoy an everlasting Spring; + the Soil yields nothing noxious, and we can never want the + Necessaries of Life, since every Herb affords a salubrious + Repast to the <i>Selenites</i>. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "We pass our Days without Labour, without other Anxiety, + than what I mention'd, and the longing Desire we have for + our Dissolution, makes every coming Day encrease our + Happiness. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "We have not here, as in your World, Distinction of Sexes; + for know, all Souls are masculine (if I may be allow'd + <span class="pagenum">151</span> + <span class="folionum">L4</span> that Term, after what I've + said) however distinguish'd in the Body; and tho' of late + Years the Number of those which change your World for this + (especially of the <i>European</i> Quarter) is very small; + yet we do not apprehend our World will be left unpeopled." + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "You say, <i>replied I</i>, that none but the virtuous Soul + reaches these blissfull Seats; what then becomes of the + Vicious? and how comes it, that the Soul, when loosed by + Sleep, I suppose without Distinction, retires hither?" + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "The Decrees, <i>said he</i>, of the Almighty are + inscrutable, and you ask me Questions are not in my Power + to resolve you." + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "Have not, <i>said I</i>, the <i>Cacklogallinians</i> + Souls, think you, since they're endued with Reason?" "If + they have, <i>said he</i>, they never are sent hither." + </blockquote> + + <p><ins class="correction" + title="original has quotation marks">I repeated</ins> this + Discourse to the <i>Cacklogallinians</i>, which made + <i>Volatilio</i> extreamly melancholly. <i>Happy Men!</i> + said he, <i>to whose Species the divine Goodness has been + so indulgent! Miserable</i> Cacklogallinians<i>! if + destin'd, after bearing the Ills of Life, to Annihilation. + Let us,</i> Probusomo<i>, never think of returning, but + beg we may be allow'd to end our Days with these + Favourites of Heaven.</i></p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">152</span> I interpreted this to the + <i>Selenite</i>, who shook his Head, and said it was, he + believ'd, impossible. That he did not doubt but Providence + would reward the Virtuous of his Species; that his Mercy and + Justice were without Bound, which ought to keep him from + desponding.</p> + + <p>The next Day a great Number of <i>Selenites</i> came to see + me, and entertain'd me with abundance of Candour. I seeing no + Difference in Dress, nor any Deference paid to any, as + distinguish'd by a superior Rank, I took Liberty to ask my + <i>English Selenite</i>, if all the Inhabitants were upon a + Level, and if they had no Servants nor Artificers?</p> + + <blockquote> + "We have, <i>said he</i>, no Distinctions among us; who in + your World begg'd Alms, with us, has the same Respect as he + who govern'd a Province: Tho', to say Truth, we have but + few of your sublunary Quality among us. We have no Occasion + for Servants; we are all Artificers, and none where Help is + necessary, but offers his with Alacrity. For Example, would + I build a House, every one here, and as many more as were + wanting, would take a Pleasure to assist me." + </blockquote> + + <p><ins class="correction" + title="original has quotation marks to end of paragraph">He + told me,</ins> that the next Day they intended to present + me to <i>Abrahijo</i>, the oldest <i>Selenite</i>.</p> + + <p><span class="pagenum">153</span> Accordingly, we set out at + Sun-rising, and entered a Bark about a League from the House, + and having pass'd about four Leagues on a River which ran thro' + a Valley beautiful beyond Description, we went ashore within an + Hundred Yards <i>Abrahijo</i>'s Place of Abode.</p> + + <p>When we came in, the venerable old Man, whose compos'd and + chearful Countenance spoke the Heaven of his Mind, rose from + his Chair, and came to meet us; he was of a great Age, but free + from the Infirmities which attend it in our World.</p> + + <p>The <i>English Selenite</i> presented me to him with few + Words, and he received me with Tenderness.</p> + + <p>After he was inform'd of my Story, he spoke to me by our + Interpreter, to this Effect.</p> + + <blockquote> + "My Son, I hope you will reap a solid Advantage from the + perilous Journey you have made, tho' your Expectation of + finding Riches among us is frustrated. All that I have to + give you, is my Advice to return to your World, place your + Happiness in nothing transitory; nor imagine that any + Riches, but those which are Eternal, which neither <i>Thief + can carry away, nor Rust corrupt</i>, are worthy of your + Pursuit. <span class="pagenum">154</span> Keep continually + in your Eye the Joys prepared for those who employ the + Talents they are entrusted with, as they ought: Reflect + upon the little Content your World can afford you: Consider + how short is Life, and that you have but little Time to + spare for Trifles, when the grand Business, the securing + your eternal Rest, ought to employ your Mind. You are there + in a State of Probation, and you must there chuse whether + you will be happy or miserable; you will not be put to a + second Trial; you sign at once your own Sentence, and it + will stand irrevocable, either for or against you. Weigh + well the Difference between a momentary and imperfect, and + an eternal and solid Happiness, to which the Divine + Goodness invites you; nay, by that Calmness, that Peace of + Mind, which attends a virtuous Life, bribes you to make + Choice of, if you desire to be among us, be your own + Friend, and you will be sure to have those Desires + gratify'd. But you must now return, since it was never + known, that gross Flesh and Blood ever before breath'd this + Air, and that your Stay may be fatal to you, and disturb + the Tranquillity of the <i>Selenites</i>. This I prophesy, + <span class="pagenum">155</span> and my Compassion obliges + me to warn you of it." + </blockquote> + + <p>I made him a profound Reverence, thank'd him for his + charitable Admonition, and told him I hoped nothing should win + me from the Performance of a Duty which carry'd with it such + ineffable Rewards. That if no greater were promised, than those + indulged to the <i>Selenites</i>, I would refuse no Misery + attending the most abject Life, to be enrolled in the Number of + the Inhabitants of that happy Region.</p> + + <blockquote> + "I wish, <i>replied he</i>, the false Glare of the World + does not hinder the Execution of these just Resolutions: + But that I may give you what Assistance is in our Power, in + hopes of having you among us, we will shew the World + unmask'd; that is, we will detain some time the Souls of + Sleepers, that you may see what Man is, how false, how + vain, in all he acts or wishes. Know, that the Soul loos'd + by Sleep, has the Power to call about it all the Images + which it would employ, can raise imaginary Structures, form + Seas, Lands, Fowls, Beasts, or whatever the rational + Faculty is intent upon. You shall now take some + Refreshment, and after that we will both divert and + instruct you." + </blockquote> + + <p><span class="pagenum">156</span> The Table was spread by + himself and the other <i>Selenites</i>, the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i> and my self invited, and I observ'd it + differ'd nothing, either in Quality or Quantity, from that of + my <i>English</i> Host.</p> + + <p>After a solemn Adoration of the ineffable Creator, each took + his Place; having finish'd our Meal, at which a strict Silence + was observed, <i>Abrahijo</i> took me by the Hand, and led me + into a neighbouring Field, the Beauty of which far excell'd + that of the most labour'd and artificial Garden among us.</p> + + <blockquote> + "Here, <i>said he</i>, observe yon Shade; I shall not + detain it, that you may see the Care and Uneasiness + attending Riches." + </blockquote> + + <p>The Shade represented an old withered starv'd Carcass, + brooding over Chests of Money. Immediately appeared three + ill-look'd Fellows; Want, Despair, and Murder, were + lively-pictur'd in their Faces; they were taking out the Iron + Bars of the old Man's Window, when all vanish'd of a sudden. I + ask'd the Meaning of it; he told me, the Terror the Dream of + Thieves put him into, had awaken'd him; and the Minute he slept + again, I should see again his Shade. Hardly had <i>Abrahijo</i> + done speaking, when I again saw the old Man, with a young + well-dress'd Spark <span class="pagenum">157</span> standing by + him, who paid him great Respect. I heard him say very + distinctly,</p> + + <blockquote> + "Sir, do you think I am made of Money, or can you imagine + the Treasure of a Nation will supply your Extravagance? The + Value I have for you on Account of your Father, who was my + good Friend, has made me tire all my Acquaintance, by + borrowing of them to furnish your Pockets: However, I'll + try, if I cannot borrow One Thousand more for you, tho' I + wish your Estate will bear it, and that I don't out of my + Love to you, rashly bring myself into Trouble. You know I + am engaged for all; and if the Mortgage you have given + should not be valid, I am an undone Man. I can't, I + protest, raise this Money under Fifteen <i>per Cent</i>, + and it's cheap, very cheap, considering how scarce a + Commodity it is grown. It's a Pity so generous a young + Gentleman should be straiten'd. I don't question a Pair of + Gloves for the Trouble I have. I know you too well to + insist on't: I am old and crazy, Coach-hire is very dear, I + can't walk, God help me, and my Circumstances won't afford + a Coach. A Couple of Guineas is a Trifle with you: I'll get + you the Thousand Pound, if I can, at + <span class="pagenum">158</span> Fifteen <i>per Cent.</i> + but if my Friend should insist on Twenty (for Money is very + hard to be got with the best Security) must I refuse it? + Yes; I can't suffer you to pay such an exorbitant Premium; + it is too much, too much in Conscience; I can't advise you + to it." + </blockquote> + + <p>The young Gentleman answer'd, he was sensible of his + Friendship, and left all to him.</p> + + <blockquote> + "Well, well, <i>said the Miser</i>, come again two Hours + hence, I'll see what's to be done." + </blockquote> + + <p>He went away, t'other barr'd the Door after him, and falls + to rummaging his Bags, and telling out the Sum to be lent to + the young Gentleman: When, on a sudden, his Doors flew open, + and a Couple of Rogues bound him in his Bed, and went off laden + with Baggs. Soon after, a meagre Servant comes in, and unbinds + him; he tears his Hair, raves, stamps, and has all the Gestures + of a Madman; he sends the Servant out, takes a Halter, throws + it over a Beam, and going to hang himself, vanishes.</p> + + <p>Soon after, he appeared again with Officers, who hurry the + young Gentleman to <ins class="correction" + title="spelling as in original">Goal</ins>. He follows + him, gets his Estate made over to him, and then sets his + Prisoner at Liberty: The Scene of the + <ins class="correction" + title="spelling as in original">Goal</ins> vanishes, and + he's in a noble <span class="pagenum">159</span> + Mansion-Seat with the young Gentleman in Rags, who gives + him Possession, and receives a Trifle from him for that + Consideration. He turns away all the Servants, and in a + Palace he is alone roasting an Egg over a Handful of Fire + for his Dinner. His Son comes in, as he is by himself, + goes to murder him, and he vanishes again. He returns to + our Sight, digging in his Garden, and hiding Money, for + Soldiers appear in the neighbouring Village: He has scarce + buried it, when they rifle his House; this makes us lose + him again for a little Space. His Coachman comes to him, + tells him his Son is kill'd; he answers,</p> + + <blockquote> + "No matter, he was a great Expence, I shall save at least + Forty Pounds a Year by his Death, it's a good Legacy, + <i>Tom</i>." + </blockquote> + + <p>He tells him a Lord offer'd him Five Hundred Pounds to carry + off his young Lady, but that he refused it, and thought himself + obliged to acquaint him with his Lordship's Design.</p> + + <blockquote> + "You are a Fool, <i>replies the old Man</i>; take the + Money, I'll consent, we'll snack it—Quit of another. + My Lord shan't have a Groat with her. What a Charge are + Children! This Lord is the best Friend I have, to take her + off my Hands. To be sure bring the Money, carry her to + <span class="pagenum">160</span> my Lord, and bring the + Money; go take Time by the Fore-lock, he may recant, then + so much Money's lost. Go, run to my Lord, tell him you'll + do it." + </blockquote> + + <p>Here he thrust the Fellow out, and appear'd with a smiling + Countenance. A Man comes in, and tells him the Exchequer is + shut up, Stocks are fallen, a War declar'd, and a new Tax laid + on Land; he beats his Breast, groans aloud, and vanishes.</p> + + <blockquote> + "By this Wretch, <i>said Abrahijo</i>, you see the Care and + Anxiety wait on the Miserable. The Love of Gold in him has + extinguish'd Nature; nay, it predominates over Self-love; + for he hastens his End, by not allowing his Body either + Rest, or sufficient Nourishment, only that he may encrease + the Number of his Coffers." + </blockquote> + + <p>Another Shade appear'd with a great Crowd of People, + huzzaing, a <i>Venditor</i>, a <i>Venditor</i>; he goes before + them, steps into every Shop, enquires after the Health of each + Family, kisses the Wives, and out of his thrusts Gold into + their Mouths. Here he bows to a Tinker, there embraces a + Cobler, shakes a Scavinger by the Hand, stands bare-headed, and + compliments an Ale-Wife, invites a Score of Shoemakers, + Taylors, Pedlars, Weavers, <span class="pagenum">161</span> + <span class="folionum">M</span> and Hostlers, to do him the + Honour of their Company to Dinner.</p> + + <p>The Scene changes; he's at Court, the Ministers repay him + his servile Cringes by theirs; one comes up to him, and says, + he hopes, when the Bill comes into the House, he will favour + him with his Vote for its passing: He answers, he shall + discharge the Trust reposed in him, like a Man of Honour, in + forwarding what is for the Good of his Country, and opposing + the contrary, tho' the Consequence were his own Ruin: That he + begg'd his Lordship's Pardon, if he dissented from him in + Opinion, and did not think what he required warrantable in a + Man of Honour.</p> + + <blockquote> + "You are not well inform'd, <i>replied the Nobleman</i>, + but we'll talk of that another Day, when I hope I shall + convince you, that you did not well understand me; my + present Business is to wish you Joy, <i>Courvite</i>'s + <ins class="correction" + title="original has 'Reigment'">Regiment</ins> + is vacant, and tho' you have never serv'd, your + personal Bravery and good Conduct in the Senate + have spoke so much in your behalf, that you + will to morrow have the Commission sent you." + "My Lord, <i>replied the Patriot</i>, this is + an unexpected favour, and I am satisfied I owe + it to your Lordship's Goodness. + <span class="pagenum">162</span> I hope an + Opportunity to speak my Gratitude, will present + it self; in the mean while count upon me, in + whatever I can serve your Interest." + </blockquote> + + <p>At these Words, with a visible Joy in his Looks, he + vanish'd.</p> + + <p>Three dirty Mechanicks appeared in a Shoemaker's Shop, who + was a Dreamer. He was declaiming to his Companions over a Pot + of Beer, after the followingManner.</p> + + <blockquote> + "Look ye, Neighbours, there's an old Proverb says, <i>It is + not the Hood which makes the Monk</i>; the being born a + Gentleman does not make a Man of Sense; and the being bred + a Tradesman, does not deprive us of it; for how many great + Men have leap'd from the Shop-board, sprung up from the + Stall, and have, by patching and heel-piecing Religion and + the State, made their Names famous to After-Ages? I can + name many, but I shall mention only <i>John</i> of + <i>Leyden</i>. Now, I see no Reason, why Meanness of Birth + should be an Obstacle to Merit, and I am resolved, as I + find a great many Things which ought to be redress'd both + in Church and State, if you my Friends will stand by me, to + aim at the setting both upright: For you must own, they are + basely trod awry. Trade is <span class="pagenum">163</span> + <span class="folionum">M2</span> dead, Money is scarce, the + Parsons are proud, rich and lazy; War is necessary for the + Circulation of Money; and an honest Man may starve in these + Times of Peace and Beggary. + </blockquote> + + <blockquote> + "There are a great many Mysteries in Religion, which, as we + don't know what to make of them, are altogether + unnecessary, and ought to be laid aside, as well as a great + many Ceremonies, which ought to be lopp'd off for being + chargeable." + </blockquote> + + <p>The rest gave their assenting Nod, and seem'd to wonder at, + and applaud his Eloquency. In a Moment, I saw him preaching to + a Mobb against the Luxury of the Age, and telling them it + shew'd a Meanness of Spirit to want Necessaries, while the + Gentry, by force of long Usurpations on their Rights, rioted in + all manner of Excess. That Providence brought none into the + World that he might starve; but that all on Earth had a Right + to what was necessary to their Support, which they ought to + sieze, since the Rich refus'd to share with them. From a + Preacher I saw him a Captain of a Rabble, plundering the Houses + of the Nobility, was terrible to all; and tho' he declared for + levelling, would be serv'd with the Pomp and Delicacy of a + Prince; <span class="pagenum">164</span> marries his Daughters + to Lords, hoards an immense Treasure, and wakes from his golden + Dream.</p> + + <p>Another Shade I saw suborning Witnesses, giving them + Instructions what to swear, packing Juries, banishing, hanging + and beheading all his Enemies, sending immense Sums to foreign + Courts, to support his Power at Home, bribing Senates, and + carrying all before him without Controul, when he vanish'd. My + <i>English</i> Friend told me, that Soul belong'd to the Body + of a Money-Scrivener, who almost crack'd his Brain with + Politicks, and thought of nothing less than being a prime + Minister. I knew him while I was in the World; his whole + Discourse always ran on Liberty, Trade, Free Elections, + <i>&c.</i> and constantly inveigh'd against all corrupt and + self-interested Practices. I saw Persons descended from the + ancient Nobility fawning on Valets who were arrived to great + Preferment for Pimping; I beheld others contriving Schemes, to + bring their Wives and Daughters into the Company of Persons in + Power, and aiming to gain Preferment for themselves, at the + Expence of the Vertue of their Families; nor was there a Vice, + a Folly or a Baseness, practised in this World below, tho' ever + so secret, which I did <span class="pagenum">165</span> not see + there represented, the Particulars of which being too long for + this Place, I must beg Leave to refer them to the Second Volume + of my Voyages.</p> + + <p>In the mean time I was allow'd a Week to satisfy my + Curiosity, and make my Observations on all the strange things + which were there to be seen, which I may justly reckon the most + agreeable Part of my whole Life; and also a further Time to + refresh my self: Which being done, we prepared for our Journey, + being provided with all things necessary for that Purpose.</p> + + <p>As I found in my self that longing Desire (which is natural + to all Men, who have been long absent from Home) of returning + to see my own Country; and being besides unwilling to go back + to <i>Cacklogallinia</i>, the Actions and Designs of the first + Minister, to which I was privy, having made such Impressions + upon me, that I was prejudic'd against their whole Nation; nor + was that Prejudice remov'd, by being acquainted with their + Laws, Customs and Manners, some of which appeared to me + unreasonable, and others barbarous.</p> + + <p>I say, upon the aforesaid Considerations, I apply'd my self + to some of the <i>Selenites</i>, whose Courtesy I had already + <span class="pagenum">166</span> experienced, asking them, + whether they could direct me to find out some Part of the + Terrestrial World, known and frequented to by <i>Europeans</i>: + They were so good to give me full and plain Instructions what + Course to steer thro' the Air for that Purpose, which I was + very well able to follow, having a Pocket Compass about me, + which I brought from <i>England</i>, it having long been my + Custom never to stir any where without one.</p> + + <p>It being necessary to bring <i>Volatilio</i> into the + Design, I went to him and told him, that as we were so + unfortunate not to succeed in finding out the Country of Gold, + it would be adviseable to return home some other Way, in hopes + of better Success in going back; otherwise we might, in all + Probability, meet with a disagreeable Welcome from the Emperor + and the whole Court. <i>Volatilio</i> hearken'd to these + Reasons, and besides having the true Spirit of a Projector in + him, which is, not to be discouraged at Disappointments, he + consented to my Proposal.</p> + + <p>Accordingly we set out, and after some Days travelling, we + meeting with little or nothing in our Journey differing from + our former, we lighted safely upon the <i>Blue Mountain</i> in + <i>Jamaica</i>. Here I was <span class="pagenum">167</span> + within my own Knowledge; for having formerly made several + Voyages to <i>Jamaica</i>, was no Stranger to the Place.</p> + + <p>Now therefore I thought it time to acquaint the + <i>Cacklogallinians</i> with the innocent Fraud I had put upon + them; they seem'd frighted and surprized, as not knowing how to + get home to their own Country: For <i>Volatilio</i> apear'd to + be quite out of his Element. However, I directed them which Way + to steer, which was directly Southward; and having rested for + some time, they took their Leave of me, and <i>Volatilio</i>, + with his <i>Palanquineers</i>, began their Flight, as I had + directed them, and I never saw them more.</p> + + <p>As for my Part, I made the best of my Way to + <i>Kingston</i>, where coming acquainted with one Captain + <i>Madden</i>, Commander of the <i>London Frigate</i>, he was + so kind, upon hearing my Story, to offer to give me my Passage + <i>gratis</i>, with whom having embark'd at <i>Port Royal</i>, + I reach'd my native Country, after a Passage of Nine Weeks.</p> + + <h2><span class="extended"><i>FINIS.</i></span></h2> + +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<hr class="full" /> +<p>***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A VOYAGE TO CACKLOGALLINIA***</p> +<p>******* This file should be named 16202-h.txt or 16202-h.zip *******</p> +<p>This and all associated files of various formats will be found in:<br /> +<a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/1/6/2/0/16202">https://www.gutenberg.org/1/6/2/0/16202</a></p> +<p>Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed.</p> + +<p>Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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