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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Station; The Party Fight And Funeral;
+The Lough Derg Pilgrim, by William Carleton
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+Title: The Station; The Party Fight And Funeral; The Lough Derg Pilgrim
+ Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of
+ William Carleton, Volume Three
+
+Author: William Carleton
+
+Illustrator: M. L. Flanery
+
+Release Date: June 7, 2005 [EBook #16013]
+Last Updated: March 2, 2018
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: UTF-8
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE STATION AND OTHERS ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+</pre>
+
+ <h1>
+ THE WORKS OF WILLIAM CARLETON
+ </h1>
+ <h3>
+ VOLUME III.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ TRAITS AND STORIES OF THE IRISH PEASANTRY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ PART II.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:80%">
+ <img src="images/page818.jpg" alt="Frontispiece " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:80%">
+ <img src="images/titlepage.jpg" alt="Titlepage " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ CONTENTS
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE STATION. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> THE PARTY FIGHT AND FUNERAL. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> THE LOUGH DERG PILGRIM. </a>
+ </p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ List of Illustrations
+ </h2>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0001"> Frontispiece </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0002"> Titlepage </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0003"> Page 756&mdash; They Set Off, Whip and Spur, at
+ Full Speed </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0004"> Page 763&mdash; Usually Stood, Shaking at Us
+ his Rod </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#linkimage-0005"> Page 818&mdash; In This Trim Did I Return to My
+ Friends </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_TOC" id="link2H_TOC">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a> <br /><br /> <a name="link2H_4_0003"
+ id="link2H_4_0003">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE STATION.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Our readers are to suppose the Reverend Philemy M'Guirk, parish priest of
+ Tir-neer, to be standing upon the altar of the chapel, facing the
+ congregation, after having gone through the canon of the Mass; and having
+ nothing more of the service to perform, than the usual prayers with which
+ he closes the ceremony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Take notice, that the Stations for the following week will be held as
+ follows:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>On Monday, in Jack Gallagher's of Corraghnamoddagh</i>. Are you there,
+ Jack?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To the fore, yer Reverence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, then, Jack, there's something ominous&mdash;something auspicious&mdash;to
+ happen, or we wouldn't have you here; for it's very seldom that you make
+ part or parcel of this <i>present</i> congregation; seldom are you here,
+ Jack, it must be confessed: however, you know the old classical proverb,
+ or if you don't, I do, which will just answer as well&mdash;<i>Non semper
+ ridet Apollo</i>&mdash;it's not every day <i>Manus</i> kills a bullock;
+ so, as you are here, be prepared for us on Monday.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never fear, yer Reverence, never fear; I think you ought to know that the
+ grazin' at Corraghnamoddagh's not bad.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To do you justice, Jack, the mutton was always good with you, only if you
+ would get it better killed it would be an improvement. Get Tom McCusker to
+ kill it, and then it'll have the right smack.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well, yer Rev'rence, I'll do it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>On Tuesday, in Peter Murtagh's of the Crooked Commons</i>. Are you
+ there, Peter?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, yer Reverence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed, Peter, I might know you are here; and I wish that a great many of
+ my flock would take example by you: if they did, I wouldn't be so far
+ behind in getting in my <i>dues</i>. Well, Peter, I suppose you know that
+ this is Michaelmas?&rdquo; *
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Michaelmas is here jocularly alluded to as that period
+ of the year when geese are fattest.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So fat, yer Reverence, that they're not able to wag; but, any way, Katty
+ has them marked for you&mdash;two fine young crathurs, only this year's
+ fowl, and the ducks isn't a taste behind them&mdash;she crammin' them this
+ month past.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe you, Peter, and I would take your word for more than the
+ condition of the geese. Remember me to Katty, Peter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>On Wednesday, in Parrah More Slevin's of Mullaghfadh</i>. Are you
+ there, Parrah More?&rdquo;&mdash;No answer. &ldquo;Parrah More Sle-vin?&rdquo;&mdash;Silence.
+ &ldquo;Parrah More Slevin, of Mullaghfadh?&rdquo;&mdash;No reply. &ldquo;Dan Fagan?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Present, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you know what keeps that reprobate from mass?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I bleeve he's takin' advantage, sir, of the frost, to get in his praties
+ to-day, in respect of the bad footin', sir, for the horses in the bog when
+ there's not a frost. Any how, betune that and a bit of a sore head that he
+ got, yer Reverence, on Thursday last in takin' part wid the O'Scallaghans
+ agin the Bradys, I bleeve he had to stay away to-day.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;On the Sabbath day, too, without my leave! Well, tell him from me, that
+ I'll make an example of him to the whole parish, if he doesn't attend mass
+ better. Will the Bradys and the O'Scallaghans never be done with their
+ quarrelling? I protest, if they don't live like Christians, I'll read them
+ out from the altar. Will you tell Parrah More that I'll hold a station in
+ his house on next Wednesday?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I will, sir; I will, yer Reverence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>On Thursday, in Phaddhy Sheemus Phaddhy's of the Esker</i>. Are you
+ there, Phaddhy?&rdquo;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wid the help of God, I'm here, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Phaddhy, how is yer son Briney, that's at the Latin? I hope he's
+ coming on well at it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, sir, he's not more nor a year and a half at it yet, and he's got
+ more books amost nor he can carry; he'll break me buying books for him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that's a good sign, Phaddhy; but why don't you bring him to me till
+ I examine him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, never a one of me can get him to come, sir, he's so much afeard of
+ yer Reverence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Phaddhy, we were once modest and bashful ourselves, and I'm glad to
+ hear that he's afraid of his clargy; but let him be prepared for me on
+ Thursday, and maybe I'll let him know something he never heard before;
+ I'll open his eyes for him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you hear that, Briney?&rdquo; said the father, aside to the son, who knelt
+ at his knee; &ldquo;you must give up yer hurling and idling now, you see. Thank
+ yer Reverence; thank you, docthor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>On Friday, in Barny O'Darby's, alias Barny Butters</i>. Are you there,
+ Barny?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All that's left of me is here, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Barny, how is the butter trade this season?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a little on the rise, now, sir: in a, month or so I'm expecting it
+ will be brisk enough. Boney, sir, is doing that much for us anyway.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, and, Barny, he'll do more than that for us: God prosper him at all
+ events; I only hope the time's coming, Barny, when every one will be able
+ to eat his own butter, and his own beef, too.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God send it, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Barny, I didn't hear from your brother Ned these two or three
+ months; what has become of him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, yer Reverence, Pentland done him up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What! the gauger?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He did, the thief; but maybe he'll sup sorrow for it, afore he's much
+ oulder.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And who do you think informed, Barny?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, I only wish we knew that, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish I knew it, and if I thought any miscreant here would become an
+ informer, I'd make an example of him. Well, Barny, on Friday next: but I
+ suppose Ned has a drop still&mdash;eh, Barny?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, sir, we'll be apt to have something stronger nor wather, anyhow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well, Barny; your family was always a dacent and spirited family,
+ I'll say that for them; but, tell me, Barny, did you begin to dam the
+ river yet? * I think the trouts and eels are running by this time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * It is usual among the peasantry to form, about
+ Michaelmas, small artificial cascades, called dams,
+ under which they place long, deep, wicker creels,
+ shaped like inverted cones, for the purpose of securing
+ the fish that are now on their return to the large
+ rivers, after having deposited their spawn in the
+ higher and remoter streams. It is surprising what a
+ number of fish, particularly of eels, are caught in
+ this manner&mdash;sometimes from one barrel to three in the
+ course of a single night!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The creels are made, yer Reverence, though we did not set them yet; but
+ on Tuesday night, sir, wid the help o' God, we'll be ready.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can corn the trouts, Barny, and the eels too; but should you catch
+ nothing, go to Pat Hartigan, Captain Sloethorn's gamekeeper, and, if you
+ tell him it's for me, he'll drag you a batch out of the fish-pond.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! then, you're Reverence, it's himself that'll do that wid a heart an'
+ a half.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such was the conversation which took place between the Reverend Philemy
+ M'Guirk, and those of his parishioners in whose houses he had appointed to
+ hold a series of Stations, for the week ensuing the Sunday laid in this
+ our account of that hitherto undescribed portion of the Romish discipline.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, the reader is to understand, that a station in this sense differs
+ from a station made to any peculiar spot remarkable for local sanctity.
+ There, a station means the performance of a pilgrimage to a certain place,
+ under peculiar circumstances, and the going through a stated number of
+ prayers and other penitential ceremonies, for the purpose of wiping out
+ sin in this life, or of relieving the soul of some relation from the pains
+ of purgatory in the other; here, it simply means the coming of the parish
+ priest and his curate to some house in the town-land, on a day publicly
+ announced from the altar for that purpose, on the preceding Sabbath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is done to give those who live within the district in which the
+ station is held an opportunity of coming to their duty, as frequenting the
+ ordinance of confession is emphatically called. Those who attend
+ confession in this manner once a year, are considered merely to have done
+ their duty; it is expected, however, that they should approach the
+ tribunal,* as it is termed, at least twice during that period, that is, at
+ the two great festivals of Christmas and Easter. The observance or
+ omission of this rite among Roman Catholics, establishes, in a great
+ degeee, the nature of individual character. The man who,frequents his duty
+ will seldom be pronounced a bad man, let his conduct and principles be
+ what they may in other respects; and he who neglects it, is looked upon,
+ by those who attend it, as in a state little short of reprobation.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * That is, of confession&mdash;so going to confession is
+ termed by the priests.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When the &ldquo;giving out&rdquo; of the stations was over, and a few more jests were
+ broken by his Reverence, to which the congregation paid the tribute of a
+ general and uproarious laugh, he turned round, and resumed the performance
+ of the mass, whilst his &ldquo;flock&rdquo; began to finger their beads with faces as
+ grave as if nothing of the kind had occurred. When mass was finished, and
+ the holy water sprinkled upon the people, out of a tub carried by the
+ mass-server through the chapel for that purpose, the priest gave them a
+ Latin benediction, and they dispersed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, of the five individuals in whose houses the &ldquo;stations&rdquo; were appointed
+ to be held, we will select <i>Phaddhy Sheemus Phaddhy</i> for our purpose;
+ and this we do, because it was the first time in which a station was ever
+ kept in his house, and consequently Phaddhy and his wife had to undergo
+ the initiatory ceremony of entertaining Father <i>Philemy</i> and his
+ curate, the Reverend <i>Con M'Coul</i>, at dinner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Phaddhy Sheemus Phaddhy</i> had been, until a short time before the
+ period in question, a very poor man; but a little previous to that event,
+ a brother of his, who had no children, died very rich&mdash;that is, for a
+ farmer&mdash;and left him his property, or, at least, the greater part of
+ it. While Phaddhy was poor, it was surprising what little notice he
+ excited from his Reverence; in fact, I have heard him acknowledge, that
+ during all the days of his poverty, he never got a nod of recognition or
+ kindness from Father Philemy, although he sometimes did, he said, from
+ Father Con, his curate, who honored him on two occasions so far as to
+ challenge him to a bout at throwing the shoulder-stone, and once to a
+ leaping match, at both of which exercises Father Con, but for the superior
+ power of Phaddhy, had been unrivalled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was an unlucky day to him,&rdquo; says Phaddy, &ldquo;that he went to challenge
+ me, at all at all; for I was the only man that ever bate him, and he
+ wasn't able to hould up his head in the parish for many a day afther.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon, however, as Phaddhy became a man of substance, one would almost
+ think that there had been a secret relationship between his good fortune
+ and Father Philemy's memory; for, on their first meeting, after Phaddhy's
+ getting the property, the latter shook him most cordially by the hand&mdash;a
+ proof that, had not his recollection been as much improved as Phaddhy's
+ circumstances, he could by no means have remembered him; but this is a
+ failing in the memory of many, as well as in that of Father Philemy.
+ Phaddhy, however, <i>was no Donnell</i>, to use his own expression, and
+ saw as far into a deal board as another man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so, Phaddy,&rdquo; said the priest, &ldquo;how are all your family?&mdash;six you
+ have, I think?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Four, your Rev'rence, only four,&rdquo; said Phaddy, winking at Tim Dillon, his
+ neighbor, who happened to be present&mdash;&ldquo;three boys an' one girl.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bless my soul, and so it is indeed, Phaddy, and I ought to know it; an
+ how is your wife Sarah?&mdash;I mean, I hope Mrs. Sheemus Phaddhy is well:
+ by the by, is that old complaint of hers gone yet?&mdash;a pain in the
+ stomach, I think it was, that used to trouble her; I hope in God, Phaddhy,
+ she's getting over it, poor thing. Indeed, I remember telling her, last
+ Easter, when she came to her duty, to eat oaten bread and butter with
+ water-grass every morning fasting, it cured myself of the same complaint.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, thin, I'm very much obliged to your Rev'rence for purscribin' for
+ her,&rdquo; replied Phaddhy; &ldquo;for, sure enough, she has neither pain nor ache,
+ at the present time, for the best rason in the world, docthor, that she'll
+ be dead jist seven years, if God spares your Rev'rence an' myself till
+ to-morrow fortnight, about five o'clock in the mornin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was more than Father Philemy could stand with a good conscience, so
+ after getting himself out of the dilemma as well as he could, he shook
+ Phaddhy again very cordially by the hand, saying, &ldquo;Well, good-bye,
+ Phaddliy, and God be good to poor Sarah's soul&mdash;I now remember her
+ funeral, sure enough, and a dacent one it was, for indeed she was a woman
+ that had everybody's good word&mdash;and, between you and me, she made a
+ happy death, that's as far as we can judge here; for, after all, there may
+ be danger, Phaddy, there may be danger, you understand&mdash;however, it's
+ your own business, and your duty, too, to think of that; but I believe
+ you're not the man that would be apt to forget her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Phaddhy, ye thief o' the world,&rdquo; said Jim Dillon, when Father Philemy was
+ gone, there's no comin' up to ye; how could you make sich a fool of his
+ Rev'rence, as to tell im that Katty was dead, and that you had only four
+ childher, an' you has eleven o' them, an' the wife in good health?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, jist, Tim,&rdquo; replied Phaddhy, with his usual shrewdness, &ldquo;to tache
+ his Reverence himself to practise truth a little; if he didn't know that I
+ got the stockin' of guineas and the Linaskey farm by my brother Barney's
+ death, do ye think that he'd notish me at all at all?&mdash;not himself,
+ avick; an' maybe he won't be afther comin' round to me for a sack of my
+ best oats,* instead of the bushel I used to give him, and houldin' a
+ couple of stations wid me every year.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * The priest accompanied by a couple of servants each
+ with a horse and sack, collects from such of his
+ parishioners as can afford it, a quantity of oats,
+ varying with the circumstances of the donor. This
+ collection&mdash;called <i>Questing</i>&mdash;is voluntary on the part
+ of his parishioners who may refuse it it they wish;
+ very few are found however, hardy enough to risk the
+ obloquy of declining to contribute, and the consequence
+ is that the custom operates with as much force as if it
+ were legal and compulsory.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But won't he go mad when he hears you tould him nothing but lies?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not now, Tim,&rdquo; answered Phaddhy&mdash;&ldquo;not now; thank God,&mdash;I'm not
+ a poor man, an' he'll keep his temper. I'll warrant you the horsewhip
+ won't be up now, although, afore this, I wouldn't say but it might&mdash;though
+ the poorest day I ever was, 'id's myself that wouldn't let priest or friar
+ lay a horsewhip to my back, an' that you know, Tim.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Phaddhy's sagacity, however, was correct; for, a short time after this
+ conversation, Father Philemy, when collecting his oats, gave him a call,
+ laughed heartily at the sham account of Katty's death, examined young
+ Briney in his Latin, who was called after his uncle, pronounced him very
+ cute, and likely to become a great scholar&mdash;promised his interest
+ with the bishop to get him into Maynooth, and left the family, after
+ having shaken hands with, and stroked down the heads of all the children.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Phaddhy, on the Sunday in question, heard the public notice given of
+ the Station about to be held in his house, notwithstanding his correct
+ knowledge of Father Philemy's character, on which he looked with a
+ competent portion of contempt, he felt a warmth of pride about his heart,
+ that arose from the honor of having a station, and of entertaining the
+ clergy, in their official capacity, under his own roof, and at his own
+ expense&mdash;that gave him, he thought, a personal consequence, which
+ even the &ldquo;stockin' of guineas&rdquo; and the Linaskey farm were unable, of
+ themselves, to confer upon him. He did enjoy, 'tis true, a very fair
+ portion of happiness on succeeding to his brother's property; but this
+ would be a triumph over the envious and ill-natured remarks which several
+ of his neighbors and distant relations had taken the liberty of indulging
+ in against him, on the occasion of his good fortune. He left the chapel,
+ therefore, in good spirits, whilst Briney, on the contrary, hung a lip of
+ more melancholy pendency than usual, in dread apprehension of the
+ examination that he expected to be inflicted on him by his Reverence at
+ the station.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before I introduce the conversation which took place between Phaddhy and
+ Briney, as they went home, on the subject of this literary ordeal, I must
+ observe, that there is a custom, hereditary in some Irish families, of
+ calling fathers by their Christian names, instead of by the usual
+ appellation of &ldquo;father.&rdquo; This usage was observed, not only by Phaddhy and
+ his son, but by all the Phaddys of that family, generally. Their surname
+ was Doran, but in consequence of the great numbers in that part of the
+ country who bore the same name, it was necessary as of old, to distinguish
+ the several branches of it by the Christian names of their fathers and
+ grandfathers, and sometimes this distinction went as far back as the
+ great-grandfather. For instance&mdash;Phaddhy Sheemus Phaddhy, meant
+ Phaddhy, the son of Sheemus, the son of Phaddhy; and his son, Briney, was
+ called, Brian Phaddy Sheemus Phaddy, or, <i>anglice</i>, Bernard the son
+ of Patrick, the son of James, the son of Patrick. But the custom of
+ children calling fathers, in a viva voce manner, by their Christian names,
+ was independent of the other more general usage of the patronymic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Briney,&rdquo; said Phaddy, as the father and son returned home, cheek by
+ jowl from the chapel, &ldquo;I suppose Father Philemy will go very deep in the
+ Latin wid ye on Thursday; do ye think ye'll be able to answer him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Phaddhy,&rdquo; replied Briney, &ldquo;how could I be able to answer a clargy?&mdash;doesn't
+ he know all the languages, and I'm only in the <i>Fibulae AEsiopii</i>
+ yet.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that Latin or Greek, Briney?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's Latin, Phaddhy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what's the translation of that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It signifies the Fables of AEsiopius.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bliss my sowl! and Briney, did ye consther that out of yer own head?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hogh! that's little of it. If ye war to hear me consther <i>Gallus
+ Gallinaceus</i>, a dunghill cock?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And, Briney, are ye in Greek at all yet?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, Phaddhy, I'll not be in Greek till I'm in Virgil and Horace, and thin
+ I'll be near finished.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And how long will it be till that, Briney?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Phaddhy, you know I'm only a year and a half at the Latin, and in
+ two years more I'll be in the Greek.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do ye think will ye ever be as larned as! Father Philemy, Briney?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't ye, know whin I'm a clargy I will but I'm only a <i>lignum
+ sacerdotis</i> yet, Phaddhy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's <i>ligdum saucerdoatis</i>, Briney?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A block of a priest, Phaddhy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Briney, I suppose Father Philemy knows everything.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, to be sure he does; all the languages' that's spoken through the
+ world, Phaddhy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And must all the priests know them, Briney?&mdash;how many are they?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Seven&mdash;sartainly, every priest must know them, or how could they lay
+ the divil, if he'd, spake to them in a tongue they couldn't understand,
+ Phaddhy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, I declare, Briney, I see it now; only for that, poor Father Philip,
+ the heavens be his bed, wouldn't be able to lay ould Warnock, that haunted
+ Squire Sloethorn's stables.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is that when the two horses was stole, Phaddhy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The very time, Briney; but God be thanked, Father Philip settled him to
+ the day of judgment.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And where did he put him, Phaddhy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, he wanted to be put anundher the hearth-stone; but Father Philip
+ made him walk away with himself into a thumb-bottle, and tied a stone to
+ it, and then sent him to where he got a cooling, the thief, at the bottom
+ of the lough behind the house.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'll tell you what I'm thinking I'll be apt to do, Phaddhy, when
+ I'm a clargy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what is that, Briney?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, I'll&mdash;but, Phaddhy,don't be talking of this, bekase, if it
+ should come to be known, I might get my brains knocked out by some of the
+ heretics.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never fear, Briney, there's no danger of that&mdash;but what is it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, I'll translate all the Protestants into asses, and then we'll get
+ our hands red of them altogether.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that flogs for cuteness, and it's a wondher the clargy* doesn't do
+ it, and them has the power; for 'twould give us pace entirely. But,
+ Briney, will you speak in Latin to Father Philemy on Thursday?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ * I have no hesitation in asserting that the bulk of the uneducated
+ peasantry really believe that the priests have this power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To tell you the thruth, Phaddhy, I would rather he wouldn't examine me
+ this bout, at all at all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, but you know we couldn't go agin him, Briney, bekase he promised to
+ get you into the college. Will you speak some Latin, now till I hear you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hem!&mdash;<i>Verbum personaley cohairit cum nomnatibo numbera at persona
+ at numquam sera yeast at bonis moras voia</i>.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bless my heart!&mdash;and, Briney, where's that taken from?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;From Syntax, Phaddhy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And who was Syntax&mdash;do you know, Briney?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He was a Roman, Phaddhy, bekase there's a Latin prayer in the beginning
+ of the book.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, was he&mdash;a priest, I'll warrant him. Well, Briney, do you mind
+ yer Latin, and get on wid yer larnin', and when you grow up you'll have a
+ pair of boots, and a horse of your own (and a good broadcloth black coat,
+ too) to ride on, every bit as good as Father Philemy's, and may be betther
+ nor Father Con's.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From this point, which usually wound up these colloquies between the
+ father and son, the conversation generally diverged into the more spacious
+ fields of science; so that by the time they reached home, Briney had
+ probably given the father a learned dissertation upon the elevation of the
+ clouds above the earth, and told him within how many thousand miles they
+ approached it, at their nearest point of approximation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Katty,&rdquo; said Phaddhy, when he got home, &ldquo;we're to have a station here on
+ Thursday next: 'twas given out from the altar to-day by Father Philemy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, wurrah, wurrah!&rdquo; exclaimed Katty, overwhelmed at the consciousness of
+ her own incapacity to get up a dinner in sufficient style for such guests&mdash;&ldquo;wurrah,
+ wurrah! Phaddhy, ahagur, what on the livin' earth will we do at all at
+ all! Why, we'll never be able to manage it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Arrah, why, woman; what do they want but their skinful to eat and dhrink,
+ and I'm sure we're able to allow them that, any way?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Arrah, bad manners to me, but you're enough to vex a saint&mdash;'their
+ skinful to eat and dhrink!'&mdash;you common crathur you, to speak that
+ way of the clargy, as if it was ourselves or the laborers you war spaking
+ of.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, and aren't we every bit as good as they are, if you go to that?&mdash;haven't
+ we sowls to be saved as well as themselves?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'As good as they are!'&mdash;as good as the clargy!! <i>Manum a yea agus
+ a wurrah!</i>*&mdash;listen to what he says! Phaddhy, take care of
+ yourself, you've got rich, now; but for all that, take care of yourself.
+ You had betther not bring the priest's ill-will, or his bad heart upon us.
+ You know they never thruv that had it; and maybe it's a short time your
+ riches might stay wid you, or maybe it's a short time you might stay wid
+ them: at any rate, God forgive you, and I hope he will, for making use of
+ sich unsanctified words to your lawful clargy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * My soul to God and the Virgin.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, but what do you intind to do?&mdash;-or, what do you think of
+ getting for them?&rdquo; inquired Phaddy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed, it's very little matther what I get for them, or what I'll do
+ either&mdash;sorrow one of myself cares almost: for a man in his senses,
+ that ought to know better, to make use of such low language about the
+ blessed and holy crathurs, that hasn't a stain of sin about them, no more
+ than the child unborn!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So you think.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So I think! aye, and it would be betther for you that you thought so,
+ too; but ye don't know what's before ye yet, Phaddhy&mdash;and now take
+ warnin' in time, and mend your life.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why what do you see wrong in my life? Am I a drunkard? am I lazy? did
+ ever I neglect my business? was I ever bad to you or to the childher?
+ didn't I always give yez yer fill to ate, and kept yez as well clad as yer
+ neighbors that was richer? Don't I go to my knees, too, every night and
+ morning?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's true enough, but what signifies it all? When did ye cross a
+ priest's foot to go to your duty? Not for the last five years, Phaddhy&mdash;not
+ since poor Torly (God be good to him) died of the mazles, and that'll be
+ five years, a fortnight before Christmas.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what are you the betther of all yer confessions? Did they ever mend
+ yer temper, avourneen? no, indeed, Katty, but you're ten times worse
+ tempered coming back from the priest than before you go to him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! Phaddhy! Phaddhy! God look down upon you this day, or any man that's
+ in yer hardened state&mdash;I see there's no use in spaking to you, for
+ you'll still be the ould cut.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, will I; so you may as well give up talking about it Arrah, woman!&rdquo;
+ said. Phaddhy, raising his voice, &ldquo;who does it ever make betther&mdash;show
+ me a man now in all the neighborhood, that's a pin-point the holier of it?
+ Isn't there Jemmy Shields, that goes to <i>his duty</i> wanst a month,
+ malivogues his wife and family this minute, and then claps them to a
+ Rosary the next; but the ould boy's a thrifle to him of a fast day, afther
+ coming from the priest. Betune ourselves, Katty, you're not much behind
+ him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Katty made no reply to him, but turned up her eyes, and crossed herself,
+ at the wickedness of her unmanageable husband. &ldquo;Well, Briney,&rdquo; said she,
+ turning abruptly to the son, &ldquo;don't take patthern by that man, if you
+ expect to do any good; let him be a warning to you to mind yer duty, and
+ respect yer clargy&mdash;and prepare yerself, now that I think of it, to
+ go to Father Philemy or Father Con on Thursday: but don't be said or led
+ by that man, for I'm sure I dunna how he intends to face the Man above
+ when he laves this world&mdash;and to keep from his duty, and to spake of
+ his clargy as he does!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are few men without their weak sides. Phaddhy, although the priests
+ were never very much his favorites, was determined to give what he himself
+ called a <i>let-out</i> on this occasion, simply to show his ill-natured
+ neighbors that, notwithstanding their unfriendly remarks, he knew &ldquo;what it
+ was to be dacent,&rdquo; as well as his betters; and Katty seconded him in his
+ resolution, from her profound veneration for the clargy. Every preparation
+ was accordingly entered into, and every plan adopted that could possibly
+ be twisted into a capability of contributing to the entertainment of
+ Fathers Philemy and Con.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of those large, round, stercoraceous nosegays that, like many other
+ wholesome plants, make up by odor what is wanting in floral beauty, and
+ which lay rather too contagious as Phaddhy expressed it, to the door of
+ his house, was transplanted by about half a dozen laborers, and as many
+ barrows, in the course of a day or two, to a bed some yards distant from
+ the spot of its first growth; because, without any reference whatever to
+ the nasal sense, it was considered that it might be rather an eye-sore to
+ their Reverences, on approaching the door. Several concave inequalities,
+ which constant attrition had worn in the earthen floor of the kitchen,
+ were filled up with blue clay, brought on a cart from the bank of a
+ neighboring river, for the purpose. The dresser, chairs, tables, I pots,
+ and pans, all underwent a rigor of discipline, as if some remarkable event
+ was about to occur; nothing less, it must be supposed than a complete,
+ domestic revolution, and a new state of things. Phaddhy himself cut two or
+ three large furze bushes, and, sticking them on the end of a pitchfork,
+ attempted to sweep down the chimney. For this purpose he mounted on the
+ back of a chair, that he might be able to reach the top with more ease;
+ but, in order that his footing might be firm, he made one of the
+ servant-men sit upon the chair, to keep it steady during the operation.
+ Unfortunately, however, it so happened that this man was needed to assist
+ in removing a meal-chest to another part of the house; this was under
+ Katty's superintendence, who, seeing the fellow sit rather more at his
+ ease than she thought the hurry and importance of the occasion permitted,
+ called him, with a little of her usual sharpness and energy, to assist in
+ removing the chest. For some reason or other, which it is not necessary to
+ mention here, the fellow bounced from his seat, in obedience to the shrill
+ tones of Katty, and the next moment Phaddhy (who was in a state of
+ abstraction in the chimney, and totally unconscious of what was going
+ forward below) made a descent decidedly contrary to the nature of that
+ which most aspirants would be inclined to relish. A severe stun, however,
+ was the most serious injury he received on his own part, and several round
+ oaths, with a good drubbing, fell to the servant; but unluckily he left
+ the furze bush behind him in the highest and narrowest part of the
+ chimney; and were it not that an active fellow succeeded in dragging it up
+ from the outside of the roof, the chimney ran considerable risk, as Katy
+ said, of being choked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But along with the lustration which every fixture within the house was
+ obliged to undergo, it was necessary that all the youngsters should get
+ new clothes; and for this purpose, Jemmy Lynch, the tailor, with his two
+ journeymen and three apprentices, were sent for in all haste, that he
+ might fit Phaddhy and each of his six sons, in suits, from a piece of
+ home-made frieze, which Katty did not intend to break up till &ldquo;towards
+ Christmas.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A station is no common event, and accordingly the web was cut up, and the
+ tailor left a wedding-suit, half-made, belonging to Edy Dolan, a thin old
+ bachelor, who took it into his head to try his hand at becoming a husband
+ ere he'd die. As soon as Jemmy and his train arrived, a door was taken off
+ the hinges, and laid on the floor, for himself to sit upon, and a new
+ drugget quilt was spread beside it, for his journeymen and apprentices.
+ With nimble fingers they plied the needle and thread, and when night came,
+ a turf was got, into which was stuck a piece of rod, pointed at one end
+ and split at the other; the &ldquo;the white candle,&rdquo; slipped into a shaving of
+ the fringe that was placed in the cleft end of the stick, was then lit,
+ whilst many a pleasant story, told by Jemmy, who had been once in Dublin
+ for six weeks, delighted the circle of lookers-on that sat around them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the day previous to the important one arrived. Hitherto, all
+ hands had contributed to make every thing in and about the house look
+ &ldquo;dacent&rdquo;&mdash;scouring, washing, sweeping, pairing, and repairing, had
+ been all disposed of. The boys got their hair cut to the quick with the
+ tailor's scissors; and such of the girls as were not full grown, not only
+ that which grew on the upper part of the head taken off, by a cut somewhat
+ resembling the clerical tonsure, so that they looked extremely wild and
+ unsettled with their straight locks projecting over their ears; every
+ thing, therefore, of the less important arrangements had been gone through&mdash;the
+ weighty and momentous concern was as yet unsettled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was the feast; and alas! never was the want of experience more
+ strongly felt than here. Katty was a bad cook, even to a proverb; and bore
+ so indifferent a character in the country for cleanliness, that very few
+ would undertake to eat her butter. Indeed, she was called Katty Sallagh (*
+ Dirty Katy) on this account: however, this prejudice, whether ill or weil
+ founded, was wearing fast away, since Phaddhy had succeeded to the
+ stocking of guineas, and the Lisnaskey farm. It might be, indeed, that her
+ former poverty helped her neighbors to see this blemish more clearly: but
+ the world is so seldom in the habit of judging people's qualities or
+ failings through this uncharitable medium, that the supposition is rather
+ doubtful. Be this as it may, the arrangements for the breakfast and dinner
+ must be made. There was plenty of bacon, and abundance of cabbages&mdash;eggs,
+ ad infinitum&mdash;oaten and wheaten bread in piles&mdash;turkeys, geese,
+ pullets, as fat as aldermen&mdash;cream as rich as Croesus&mdash;and three
+ gallons of poteen, one sparkle of which, as Father Philemy said in the
+ course of the evening, would lay the hairs on St. Francis himself in his
+ most self-negative mood, if he saw it. So far so good: everything
+ excellent and abundant in its way. Still the higher and more refined items&mdash;the
+ <i>deliciae epidarum</i>&mdash;must be added. White bread, and tea, and
+ sugar, were yet to be got; and lump-sugar for the punch; and a tea-pot and
+ cups and saucers to be borrowed; all which was accordingly done.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, suppose everything disposed for tomorrow's feast;&mdash;suppose
+ Phaddhy himself to have butchered the fowl, because Katty, who was not
+ able to bear the sight of blood, had not the heart to kill &ldquo;the crathurs&rdquo;
+ and imagine to yourself one of the servant men taking his red-hot tongs
+ out of the fire, and squeezing a large lump of hog's lard, placed in a
+ grisset, or <i>Kam</i>, on the hearth, to grease all their brogues; then
+ see in your mind's eye those two fine, fresh-looking girls, slyly take
+ their old rusty fork out of the fire, and going to a bit of three-corned
+ looking-glass, pasted into a board, or, perhaps, to a pail of water, there
+ to curl up their rich-flowing locks, that had hitherto never known a curl
+ but such, as nature gave them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On one side of the hob sit two striplings, &ldquo;thryin' wan another in their
+ catechiz,&rdquo; that they may be able to answer, with some credit, to-morrow.
+ On the other hob sits Briney, hard at his syntax, with the <i>Fibulae
+ AEsiopii</i>, as he called it, placed open at a particular passage, on the
+ seat under him, with a hope that, when Philemy will examine him, the book
+ may open at his favorite fable of &ldquo;<i>Gallus Gallinaceus</i>&mdash;a
+ dung-hill cock.&rdquo; Phaddy himself is obliged to fast this day, there being
+ one day of his penance yet unperformed, since the last time he was at his
+ duty; which was, as aforesaid, about five years: and Katty, now that
+ everything is cleaned up and ready, kneels down in a corner to go over her
+ beads, rocking herself in a placid silence that is only broken by an
+ occasional malediction against the servants, or the cat, when it attempts
+ the abduction of one of the dead fowl.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning the family were up before the sun, who rubbed his eyes,
+ and swore that he must have overslept himself, on seeing such a merry
+ column of smoke dancing over Phaddhy's chimney. A large wooden dish was
+ placed upon the threshold of the kitchen door, filled with water, in
+ which, with a trencher of oatmeal for soap,* they successively scrubbed
+ their faces and hands to some purpose. In a short time afterwards, Phaddhy
+ and the sons were cased, stiff and awkward, in their new suits, with the
+ tops of their fingers just peeping over the sleeve cuffs. The horses in
+ the stable were turned out to the fields, being obliged to make room for
+ their betters, that were soon expected under the reverend bodies of Father
+ Philemy and his curate; whilst about half a bushel of oats was left in the
+ manger, to regale them on their arrival. Little Richard Maguire was sent
+ down to the five-acres, with the pigs, on purpose to keep them from about
+ the house, they not being supposed fit company at a set-dinner. A roaring
+ turf fire, which blazed two yards up the chimney, had been put down; on
+ this was placed a large pot, filled with water for the tea, because they
+ had no kettle.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Fact&mdash;Oatmeal is in general substituted for soap, by
+ those who cannot afford to buy the latter.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ By this time the morning was tolerably advanced, and the neighbors were
+ beginning to arrive in twos and threes, to wipe out old scores. Katty had
+ sent several of the gorsoons &ldquo;to see if they could see any sight of the
+ clargy,&rdquo; but hitherto their Reverences were invisible. At length, after
+ several fruitless embassies of this description, Father Con was seen
+ jogging along on his easygoing hack, engaged in the perusal of his Office,
+ previous to his commencing the duties of the day. As soon as his approach
+ was announced, a chair was immediately placed for him in a room off the
+ kitchen&mdash;the parlor, such as it was, having been reserved for Father
+ Phileniy himself, as the place of greater honor. This was an arrangement,
+ however, which went against the grain of Phaddhy, who, had he got his
+ will, would have established Father Con in the most comfortable apartment
+ of the house: but that old vagabond, human nature, is the same under all
+ circumstances&mdash;or, as Katty would have (in her own phraseology)
+ expressed it, &ldquo;still the ould cut;&rdquo; for even there the influence of rank
+ and elevation was sufficient to throw merit into the shade; and the
+ parlor-seat was allotted to Father Philemy, merely for being Parish
+ Priest, although it was well known that he could not &ldquo;tare off&rdquo; * mass in
+ half the time that Father Con could, nor throw a sledge, or shoulder-stone
+ within a perch of him, nor scarcely clear a street-channel, whilst the
+ latter could jump one-and-twenty feet at a running leap. But these are
+ rubs which men of merit must occasionally bear; and, when exposed to them,
+ they must only rest satisfied in the consciousness of their own deserts.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * The people look upon that priest as the best and most
+ learned who can perform the ceremony of the mass in the
+ shortest period of time. They call it as above &ldquo;tareing
+ off&rdquo;. The quickest description of mass, however, is the
+ &ldquo;hunting mass,&rdquo; so termed from the speed at which the
+ priest goes over it&mdash;that is, &ldquo;at the rate of a hunt.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ From the moment that Father Con became visible, the conversation of those
+ who were collected in Phaddhy's dropped gradually, as he approached the
+ house, into a silence which was only broken by an occasional short
+ observation, made by one or two of those who were in habits of the
+ greatest familiarity with the priest; but when they heard the noise of his
+ horse's feet near the door, the silence became general and uninterrupted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There can scarcely be a greater contrast in anything than that presented
+ by the beginning of a station-day and its close. In the morning, the faces
+ of those who are about to confess present an expression in which terror,
+ awe, guilt, and veneration may be easily traced; but in the evening all is
+ mirth and jollity. Before confession every man's memory is employed in
+ running over the catalogue of crimes, as they are to be found in the
+ prayer-books, under the ten commandments, the seven deadly sins, the
+ Commandments of the Church, the four sins that cry to heaven for
+ vengeance, and the seven sins against the Holy Ghost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Father Con arrived, Phaddhy and Katty were instantly at the door to
+ welcome him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Musha, cead millia failtha ghud</i> (* A hundred thousand welcomes to
+ you.) to our house, Father Con, avourneen!&rdquo; says Katty, dropping him a low
+ curtsey, and spreading her new, brown, quilted petticoat as far out on
+ each side of her as it would go&mdash;&ldquo;musha, an' it's you that's welcome
+ from my heart out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I thank you,&rdquo; said honest Con, who, as he knew not her name, did not
+ pretend to know it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Father Con,&rdquo; said Phaddhy, this is, the first time you have ever
+ come to us this, way; but, plase God, it won't be the last, I hope.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I hope not, Phaddhy,&rdquo; said Father Con, who, notwithstanding his
+ simplicity of character, loved a good dinner in the very core of his
+ heart, &ldquo;I hope not, indeed, Phaddhy.&rdquo; He then threw his eye about the
+ premises, to see what point he might set his temper to during the
+ remainder of the day; for it is right to inform our readers that a
+ priest's temper, at a station, generally rises or falls according to the
+ prospect of his cheer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here, however, a little vista, or pantry, jutting out from the kitchen,
+ and left ostentatiously open, presented him with a view which made his
+ very nose curl with kindness. What it contained we do not pretend to say,
+ not having seen it ourselves; we judge, therefore, only by its effects
+ upon his physiognomy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Phaddhy,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;this is a very fine house you've got over you;&rdquo;
+ throwing his eye again towards a wooden buttress which supported one of
+ the rafters that was broken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why then, your Reverence, it would not be a bad one,&rdquo; Phaddhy replied,
+ &ldquo;if it had a new roof and new side-walls; and I intend to get both next
+ summer, if God spares me till then.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then, upon my word, if it had new side-walls, a new roof, and new gavels,
+ too,&rdquo; replied Father Con, &ldquo;it would look certainly a great deal the better
+ for it;&mdash;and do you intend to to get them next summer, Paddy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If God spares me, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are all these fine gorsoons yours, Phaddhy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, so Katty says, your Reverence,&rdquo; replied Phaddhy, with a good-natured
+ laugh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Haven't you got one of them for the church, Phaddhy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, your Reverence, there's one of them that I hope will live to have
+ the robes upon him Come over, Briney, and speak to Father Con. He's not
+ very far in his Latin yet, sir but his master tells me that he hasn't the
+ likes of him in the school for brightness&mdash;Briney, will you come
+ over, I say; come over, sarrah, and spake to the gintleman, and him wants
+ to shake hands wid you&mdash;come up, man, what are you afeard of?&mdash;sure
+ Father Con's not going to examine you now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no, Briney,&rdquo; said Father Con, &ldquo;I'm not about to examine you at
+ present.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's a little dashed, yer Reverence, be-kase he thought you war going to
+ put him through some of his Latin,&rdquo; said the father, bringing him up like
+ a culprit to Father Con, who shook hands with him, and, after a few
+ questions as to the books he read, and his progress, dismissed him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, Father Con, wid submission,&rdquo; said Katty, &ldquo;where's Father Philemy
+ from us?&mdash;sure, we expected him along wid you, and he wouldn't go to
+ disappoint us?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, you needn't fear that, Katty,&rdquo; replied Father Con; &ldquo;he'll be here
+ presently&mdash;before breakfast, I'll engage for him at any rate; but he
+ had a touch of the headache this morning, and wasn't able to rise so early
+ as I was.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During this conversation a little crowd had collected about the door of
+ the room in which he was to hear the confessions, each struggling and
+ fighting to get the first turn; but here, as in the more important
+ concerns of this world, the weakest went to the wall. He now went into the
+ room, and taking Katty herself first, the door was closed upon them, and
+ he gave her absolution; and thus he continued to confess and absolve them,
+ one by one, until breakfast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whenever a station occurs in Ireland, a crowd of mendicants and other
+ strolling impostors seldom fail to attend it; on this occasion, at least,
+ they did not. The day, though frosty, was fine; and the door was
+ surrounded by a train of this description, including both sexes, some
+ sitting on stones, some on stools, with their blankets rolled up under
+ them; and others, more ostensibly devout, on their knees, hard at prayer;
+ which, lest their piety might escape notice, our readers may be assured,
+ they did not offer up in silence. On one side you might observe a sturdy
+ fellow, with a pair of tattered urchins secured to his back by a sheet or
+ blanket pinned across his breast with a long iron skewer, their heads just
+ visible at his shoulders, munching a thick piece of wheaten bread, and the
+ father on his knees, with a a huge wooden cross in hand, repeating <i>padareens</i>,
+ and occasionally throwing a jolly eye towards the door, or through the;
+ window, opposite which he knelt, into the kitchen, as often as any
+ peculiar stir or commotion led him to suppose that breakfast, the loadstar
+ of his devotion, was about to be produced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scattered about the door were knots of these, men and women, occasionally
+ chatting together; and when the subject of their conversation happened to
+ be exhausted, resuming their beads, until some new topic would occur, and
+ so on alternately.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The interior of the kitchen where the neighbors were assembled, presented
+ an appearance somewhat more decorous. Andy Lalor, the mass-server, in whom
+ the priest had the greatest confidence, stood in a corner examining, in
+ their catechism, those who intended to confess; and, if they were able to
+ stand the test, he gave them a bit of twisted brown paper as a ticket, and
+ they were received at the tribunal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first question the priest uniformly puts to the penitent is, &ldquo;Can you
+ repeat the Confiteor?&rdquo; If the latter answers in the affirmative, he goes
+ on until he comes to the words, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa,
+ when he stops, it being improper to repeat the remainder until after he
+ has confessed; but, if he is ignorant of the &ldquo;Confiteor,&rdquo; the priest
+ repeats it for him! and he commences the rehearsal of his offences,
+ specifically as they occurred; and not only does he reveal his individual
+ crimes, but his very thoughts and intentions. By this regulation our
+ readers may easily perceive, that the penitent is completely at the mercy
+ of the priest&mdash;that all family feuds, quarrels, and secrets are laid
+ open to his eye&mdash;that the ruling; passions of men's lives are held up
+ before him, the weaknesses and propensities of nature&mdash;all the
+ unguarded avenues of the human heart and character are brought within his
+ positive knowledge, and that, too, as they exist in the young and the old,
+ the married and the single, the male and the female.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was curious to remark the ludicrous expression of temporary sanctity
+ which was apparent on the countenances of many young men and maidens who
+ were remarkable in the neighborhood for attending dances and wakes, but
+ who, on the present occasion, were sobered down to a gravity which sat
+ very awkwardly upon them; particularly in I the eyes of those who knew the
+ lightness and drollery of their characters. This, however, was observable
+ only before confession; for, as soon as, &ldquo;the priest's blessed hand had
+ been over them,&rdquo; their gloom and anxiety passed away, and the thoughtless
+ buoyancy of their natural disposition resumed its influence over their
+ minds. A good-humored nod, or a sly wink, from a young man to his female
+ acquaintance, would now be indulged in; or, perhaps a small joke would
+ escape, which seldom failed to produce a subdued laugh from such as had
+ confessed, or an impatient rebuke from those who had not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tim!&rdquo; one would exclaim, &ldquo;arn't ye ashamed or afeared to get an that way,
+ and his Reverence undher the wan roof wid ye?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Tim, you had better dhrop your joking,&rdquo; a second would observe, &ldquo;and not
+ be putting us through other, (* confusing us) when we have our offenses to
+ remimber; you have got your job over, and now you have nothing to trouble
+ you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed, it's fine behavior,&rdquo; a third would say, &ldquo;and you afther coming
+ from the priest's knee; and what more, didn't resave (* Communicate) yet;
+ but wait till Father Con appears, and, I'll warrant, you'll be as grave as
+ another, for all you're so stout now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The conversation would then pass to the merits of Father Philemy and
+ Father Con, as Confessors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; one would observe&mdash;&ldquo;for my part, I'd rather go to Father
+ Philemy, fifty times over, than wanst to Father Con, bekase he never axes
+ questions; but whatever you like to tell him, he hears it, and forgives
+ you at wanst.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so sign's an it,&rdquo; observed another; &ldquo;he could confess more in a day
+ that Father Con could in a week.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But for all that,&rdquo; observed Andy Lalor, &ldquo;it's still best to go to the man
+ that puts the questions, you persave, and that won't let the turning of a
+ straw escape him. Whin myself goes to Father Philemy, somehow or other, I
+ totally disremember more nor wan half of what I intinded to tell him, but
+ Father Con misses nothing, for he axes it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the last observation was finished, Father Con, finding that the usual
+ hour for breakfast had arrived, came into the kitchen, to prepare for the
+ celebration of mass. For this purpose, a table was cleared, and just in
+ the nick of time arrived old Moll Brian, the vestment woman, or itinerant
+ sacristan, whose usual occupation was to carry the priests' robes and
+ other apparatus, from station to station. In a short time, Father Con was
+ surpliced and robed; Andy Lalor, whose face was charged with commensurate
+ importance during the ceremony, sarved Mass, and answered the priest
+ stoutly in Latin although he had not the advantage of understanding that
+ sacerdotal language. Those who had confessed, now communicated; after
+ which, each of them took a draught, of water out of a small jug, which was
+ handed round from one to another. The ceremony then closed, and those who
+ had partaken of the sacrament, with the exception of such as were detained
+ for breakfast, after filling their bottles with holy water, went home with
+ a light heart. A little before the mass had been finished, Father Philemy
+ arrived; but, as Phaddy and Katty were then preparing to resave they could
+ not at that moment give him a formal reception. As soon, however, as
+ communion was over, the <i>cead millia failtha</i> was repeated with the
+ usual warmth, by both, and by all their immediate friends. Breakfast was
+ now laid in Katty's best style, and with an originality of arrangement
+ that scorned all precedent. Two tables were placed, one after another, in
+ the kitchen; for the other rooms were not sufficiently large to
+ accommodate the company. Father Philemy filled the seat of honor at the
+ head of the table, with his back to an immense fire. On his right hand sat
+ Father Con; on his left, Phaddhy himself, &ldquo;to keep the-clargy company;&rdquo;
+ and, in due succession after them, their friends and neighbors, each
+ taking precedence according to the most scrupulous notions of
+ respectability. Beside Father Con sat &ldquo;Pettier Malone,&rdquo; a &ldquo;young
+ collegian,&rdquo; who had been sent home from Maynooth to try his native air,
+ for the recovery of his health, which was declining. He arrived only a few
+ minutes after Father Philemy, and was a welcome reinforcement to Phaddhy,
+ in the arduous task of sustaining the conversation with suitable credit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With respect to the breakfast, I can only say, that it was superabundant&mdash;that
+ the tea was as black as bog water&mdash;that there were hen, turkey, and
+ geese eggs&mdash;plates of toast soaked, crust and crumb, in butter; and
+ lest there might be a deficiency, one of the daughters sat on a stool at
+ the fire, with her open hand, by way of a fire screen, across her red,
+ half-scorched brows, toasting another plateful, and, to crown all, on each
+ corner of the table was a bottle of whiskey. At the lower board sat the
+ youngsters, under the surveillance of Katty's sister, who presided in that
+ quarter. When they were commencing breakfast, &ldquo;Father Philemy,&rdquo; said
+ Katty, &ldquo;won't yer Rev'rence bless the mate (* food) if ye plase?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I don't do it myself,&rdquo; said Father Philemy, who was just after
+ sweeping the top off a turkey egg, &ldquo;I'll get them that will. Come,&rdquo; said
+ he to the collegian, &ldquo;give us grace, Peter; you'll never learn younger.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This, however, was an unexpected blow to Peter, who knew that an English
+ grace would be incompatible with his &ldquo;college feeding,&rdquo; yet was unprovided
+ with any in Latin&mdash;The eyes of the company were now fixed upon him,
+ and he blushed like scarlet on finding himself in a predicament so awkward
+ and embarrassing. &ldquo;<i>Aliquid, Petre, alliquid; 'de profundis'&mdash;si
+ habes nihil aliud</i>,&rdquo; said Father Philemy, feeling for his
+ embarrassment, and giving him a hint. This was not lost, for Peter began,
+ and gave them the <i>De profundis</i>&mdash;a Latin psalm, which Roman
+ Catholics repeat for the relief of the souls in, purgatory. They forgot,
+ however, that there was a person in company who considered himself as
+ having an equal claim to the repetition of at least the one-half of it;
+ and accordingly, when Peter got up and repeated the first verse, Andy
+ Lalor got also on his legs, and repeated the response.* This staggered
+ Peter a little, who hesitated, as uncertain how to act.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * This prayer is generally repeated by two persons, who
+ recite each a verse alternately.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Perge, Petre, perge</i>,&rdquo; said Father Philemy, looking rather
+ wistfully at his egg&mdash;&ldquo;<i>perge, stultus est et asinus quoque</i>.&rdquo;
+ Peter and Andy proceeded until it was finished, when they resumed their
+ seats.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The conversation during breakfast was as sprightly, as full of fun and
+ humor as such breakfasts usually are. The priest, Phaddhy, and the young
+ collegian, had a topic of their own, whilst the rest were engaged in a
+ kind of by play, until the meal was finished.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Father Philemy,&rdquo; said Phaddhy, in his capacity of host, &ldquo;before we begin
+ we'll all take a dhrop of what's in the bottle, if it's not displasing to
+ yer Reverence; and, sure, I know, 'tis the same that doesn't come wrong at
+ a station, any how.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This, <i>more majorum</i>, was complied with; and the glass, as usual,
+ went round the table, beginning with their Reverences. Hitherto, Father
+ Philemy had not had time to bestow any attention on the state of Kitty's
+ larder, as he was in the habit of doing, with a view to ascertain the
+ several items contained therein for dinner. But as soon as the
+ breakfast-things were removed, and the coast clear, he took a peep into
+ the pantry, and, after throwing his eye over its contents, sat down at the
+ fire, making Phaddhy take a seat beside him, for the especial purpose of
+ sounding him as to the practicability of effecting a certain design, which
+ was then snugly latent in his Reverence's fancy. The fact was, that on
+ taking the survey of the premises aforesaid, he discovered that, although
+ there was abundance of fowl, and fish, and bacon, and hung-beef&mdash;yet,
+ by some unaccountable and disastrous omission, there was neither fresh
+ mutton nor fresh beef. The priest, it must be confessed, was a man of
+ considerable fortitude, but this was a blow for which he was scarcely
+ prepared, particularly as a boiled leg of mutton was one of his fifteen
+ favorite joints at dinner. He accordingly took two or three pinches of
+ snuff in rapid succession, and a seat at the fire, as I have said, placing
+ Phaddhy, unconscious of his design, immediately beside him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, the reader knows that Phaddhy was a man possessing a considerable
+ portion of dry, sarcastic humor, along with that natural, quickness of
+ penetration and shrewdness for which most of the Irish peasantry are in a
+ very peculiar degree remarkable; add to this that Father Philemy, in
+ consequence of his contemptuous bearing to him before he came in for his
+ brother's property, stood not very high in his estimation. The priest knew
+ this, and consequently felt that the point in question would require to be
+ managed, on his part, with suitable address.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Phaddhy,&rdquo; says his Reverence, &ldquo;sit down here till we chat a little,
+ before I commence the duties of the day. I'm happy to, see that you have
+ such a fine thriving family: how many sons and daughters have you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Six sons, yer Reverence,&rdquo; replied. Phaddhy, &ldquo;and five daughters: indeed,
+ sir, they're as well to be seen as their neighbors, considhering all
+ things. Poor crathurs, they get fair play* now, thank Grod, compared to
+ what they used to get&mdash;God rest their poor uncle's sowl for that!
+ Only for him, your Reverence, there would be very few inquiring this or
+ any other day about them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * By this is meant good food and clothing.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did he die as rich as they said, Phaddhy?&rdquo; inquired his Reverence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hut, sir,&rdquo; replied Phaddhy, determined to take what he afterwards called
+ a rise out of the priest; &ldquo;they knew little about it&mdash;as rich as they
+ said, sir! no, but three times as rich, itself: but, any how, he was the
+ man that could make the money.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm very happy to hear it, Phaddhy, on, your account, and that of your
+ children. God be good to him&mdash;<i>requiescat animus ejus in pace, per
+ omnia secula seculorum</i>, Amen!&mdash;he liked a drop in his time,
+ Phaddhy, as well as ourselves, eh?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Amen, amen&mdash;the heavens be his bed!&mdash;he-did, poor man! but he
+ had it at first cost, your Reverence, for he run it all himself in the
+ mountains: he could afford to take it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, Phaddhy, the heavens be his bed, I pray; no Christmas or Easter ever
+ passed but he was sure to send me the little keg of stuff that never saw
+ water; but, Phaddhy, there's one thing that concerns me about him, in
+ regard of his love of drink&mdash;I'm afraid it's a throuble to him where
+ he is at present; and I was sorry to find that, although he died full of
+ money, he didn't think it worth his while to leave even the price of a
+ mass to be said for the benefit of his own soul.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, sure you know, Father Philemy, that he wasn't what they call a
+ dhrinking man: once a quarther, or so, he sartinly did take a jorum; and
+ except at these times, he was very sober. But God look upon us, yer
+ Reverence&mdash;or upon myself, anyway; for if he's to suffer for his
+ doings that way, I'm afeard we'll have a troublesome reck'ning of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hem, a-hem!&mdash;Phaddhy,&rdquo; replied the priest, &ldquo;he has raised you and
+ your children from poverty, at all events, and you ought to consider that.
+ If there is anything in your power to contribute to the relief of his
+ soul, you havs a strong duty upon you to do it; and a number of masses,
+ offered up devoutly, would&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, he did, sir, raise both myself and my childre from poverty,&rdquo; said
+ Phaddhy, not willing to let that point go farther&mdash;&ldquo;that I'll always
+ own to; and I hope in God that whatever little trouble might be upon him
+ for the dhrop of dhrink, will be wiped off by this kindness to us.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He hadn't even a Month's mind!&rdquo;*
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * A Mouth's Mind is the repetition of one or more
+ masses, at the expiration of a month after death, for
+ the repose of a departed soul. There are generally more
+ than the usual number of priests on such occasions:
+ each of whom receives a sum of money, varying according
+ to the wealth of the survivors&mdash;sometimes five
+ shillings, and sometimes five guineas.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And it's not but I spoke to him about both, yer Eeverence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what did he say, Phaddy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Phaddy,' said he, 'I have been giving Father M'Guirk, one way or
+ another, between whiskey, oats, and dues, a great deal of money every
+ year; and now, afther I'm dead,' says he, 'isn't it an ungrateful thing of
+ him not to offer up one mass for my sowl, except I leave him payment for
+ it?'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did he say that, Phaddhy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm giving you his very words, yer Reverence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Phaddhy, I deny it; it's a big lie&mdash;he could not make much use of
+ such words, and he going to face death. I say you could not listen to
+ them; the hair would stand on your head if he did; but God forgive him&mdash;that's
+ the worst I wish him. Didn't the hair stand on your head, Phaddhy, to hear
+ him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, then, to tell yer Reverence God's truth, I can't say it did.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You can't say it did! and if I was in your coat, I would be ashamed to
+ say it did not. I was always troubled about the way the fellow died, but I
+ hadn't the slightest notion: that he went off such a reprobate. I fought
+ his battle and yours hard enough yesterday; but I knew less about him than
+ I do now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what, wid submission, did you fight our battles about, yer
+ Reverence?&rdquo; inquired Phaddhy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yesterday evening, in Parrah More Slevin's, they had him a miser, and
+ yourself they set down as very little better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then I don't think I desarved that from Parrah More, anyhow, Father
+ Philemy; I think I can show myself as dacent as Parrah More or any of his
+ faction.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was not Parrah More himself, nor his family, that said anything about
+ you, Phaddhy,&rdquo; said the priest, &ldquo;but others that were present. You must
+ know that we were all to be starved here to-day.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! ho!&rdquo; exclaimed Phaddhy, who was hit most palpably upon the weakest
+ side&mdash;the very sorest spot about him, &ldquo;they think bekase this is the
+ first station that ever was held in my house, that you won't be thrated as
+ you ought; but they'll be disappointed; and I hope, for so far, that yer
+ Reverence and yer friends had no rason to complain.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not in the least, Phaddhy, considering that it was a first station; and
+ if the dinner goes as well off as the breakfast, they'll be biting their
+ nails: but I should not wish myself that they would have it in their power
+ to sneer or throw any slur over you about it.&mdash;Go along, Dolan,&rdquo;
+ exclaimed his Reverence to a countryman who came in from the street, where
+ those stood who were for confession, to see if he had gone to his room&mdash;&ldquo;Go
+ along, you vagrant, don't you see I'm not gone to the tribunal yet?&mdash;But
+ it's no matter about that, Phaddhy, it's of other things you ought to
+ think: when were you at your duty?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This morning, sir,&rdquo; replied the other&mdash;&ldquo;but I'd have them to
+ understand, that had the presumption to use my name in any such manner,
+ that I know when and where to be dacent with any mother's son of Parrah
+ More's faction; and that I'll be afther whispering to them some of these
+ fine mornings, plase goodness.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, well, Phaddhy, don't put yourself in a passion about it,
+ particularly so soon after having been at confession&mdash;it's not right&mdash;I
+ told them myself, that we'd have a leg of mutton and a bottle of wine at
+ all events for it was what they had; but that's not worth talking about&mdash;when
+ were you with the priest before Phaddhy?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I wasn't able, it would be another thing, but as long as I'm able,
+ I'll let them know that I've the spirit&rdquo;&mdash;said Phaddhy, smarting
+ under the implication of niggardliness&mdash;&ldquo;when was I at confession
+ before, Father Philemy? Why, then, dear forgive me, not these five years;&mdash;and
+ I'd surely be the first of the family that would show a mane spirit, or a
+ want of hospitality.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A leg of mutton is a good dish, and a bottle of wine is fit for the first
+ man in the land!&rdquo; observed his Reverence; &ldquo;five years!&mdash;why, is it
+ possible you stayed away so long, Phaddhy! how could you expect to prosper
+ with five years' burden of sin upon your conscience&mdash;what would it
+ cost you&mdash;?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed, myselfs no judge, your Reverence, as to that; but, cost what it
+ will, I'll get both.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, Phaddhy, what trouble would it cost you to come to your duty twice
+ a year at the very least; and, indeed, I would advise you to become a
+ monthly communicant. Parrah More was speaking of it as to himself, and you
+ ought to go&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I will go and bring Parrah More here to his dinner, this very day, if
+ it was only to let him see with his own eyes&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You ought to go once a month, if it was only to set an example to your
+ children, and to show the neighbors how a man of substance and
+ respectability, and the head of a family, ought to carry himself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where is the best wine got, your Reverence?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Alick M'Loughlin, my nephew, I believe, keeps the best wine and spirits
+ in Ballyslantha.&mdash;You ought also, Phaddy, to get a scapular, and
+ become a scapularian; I wish your brother had thought of that, and he
+ wouldn't have died in so hardened a state, nor neglected to make a
+ provision for the benefit of his soul, as he did.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lave the rest to me, yer Reverence, I'll get it; Mr. M'Loughlin will give
+ me the right sort, if he has it betune him and death.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;M'Laughlin! what are you talking about?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, what is your Reverence talking about?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The scapular,&rdquo; said the priest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But I mane the wine and the mutton,&rdquo; says Phaddhy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And is that the way you treat me, you reprobate you?&rdquo; replied his
+ Reverence in a passion: &ldquo;is that the kind of attention you're paying me,
+ and I, advising you, all this time, for the good of your soul? Phaddhy, I
+ tell you, you're enough to vex me to the core&mdash;five years!&mdash;only
+ once at confession in five years! What do I care about your mutton and
+ your wine!&mdash;you may get dozens of them if you wish; or, may be, it
+ would be more like a Christian to never mind getting them, and let the
+ neighbors laugh away. It would teach you humility, you hardened creature,
+ and God knows you want it; for my part, I'm speaking to you about other
+ things; but that's the way with the most of you&mdash;mention any
+ spiritual subject that concerns your soul, and you turn a deaf ear to it&mdash;here,
+ Dolan, come in to your duty. In the meantime, you may as well tell Katty
+ not to boil the mutton too much; it's on your knees you ought to be at
+ your rosary, or the seven penitential psalms, any way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thrue for you, sir,&rdquo; says Phaddhy; &ldquo;but as to going wanst a month, I'm
+ afeard, your Rev'rence, if it would shorten my timper as it does Katty's,
+ that we'd be bad company for one another; she comes home from confession,
+ newly set, like a razor, every bit as sharp; and I'm sure that I'm within
+ the truth when I say there's no bearing her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's because you've no relish for anything spiritual yourself, you
+ nager you,&rdquo; replied his Reverence, &ldquo;or you wouldn't see her temper in that
+ light&mdash;but, now that I think of it, where did you get that stuff we
+ had at breakfast?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, that's the sacret; but I knew your Rev'rence would like it; did
+ Parrah More aiquil it? No, nor one of his faction couldn't lay his finger
+ on such a dhrop.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I wish you could get me a few gallons of it,&rdquo; said the priest; &ldquo;but let
+ us drop that; I say, Phaddhy, you're too worldly and too careless about
+ your duty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Father Philemy, there's a good time coming; I'll mend yet.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You want it, Phaddhy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Would three gallons do, sir?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I would rather you would make it five, Phaddhy; but go to your rosary.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's the penitential psalms, first, sir,&rdquo; said Phaddhy, &ldquo;and the rosary
+ at night. I'll try, anyhow; and if I can make off five for you, I will.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you, Phaddhy; but I would recommend you to say the rosary before
+ night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe yer Reverence is right,&rdquo; replied Phaddhy, looking somewhat
+ slyly in the priest's face; &ldquo;I think it's best to make sure of it now, in
+ regard that in the evening, your Reverence&mdash;do you persave?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said his Reverence, &ldquo;you're in a better frame of mind at present,
+ Phaddhy, being fresh from confession.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, his Reverence&mdash;for whom Phaddhy, with all his shrewdness
+ in general, was not a match&mdash;went into his room, that he might send
+ home about four dozen of honest, good-humored, thoughtless, jovial,
+ swearing, drinking, fighting Hibernians, free from every possible stain of
+ sin and wickedness!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you all ready now?&rdquo; said the priest to a crowd of country people who
+ were standing about the kitchen door, pressing to get the &ldquo;first turn&rdquo; at
+ the tribunal, which on this occasion consisted of a good oaken chair, with
+ his Reverence upon it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why do you crush forward in that manner, you ill-bred spalpeens? Can't
+ you stand back, and behave yourselves like common Christians?&mdash;back
+ with you! or, if you make me get my whip, I'll soon clear you from about
+ the dacent man's door. Hagarty, why do you crush them two girls there, you
+ great Turk, you? Look at the vagabonds! Where's my whip,&rdquo; said he, running
+ in, and coming out in a fury, when he commenced cutting about him, until
+ they dispersed in all directions. He then returned into the house; and,
+ after calling in about two dozen, began to catechize them as follows,
+ still holding the whip in his hand, whilst many of those individuals, who
+ at a party quarrel or faction fight, in fair or market, were incapable of
+ the slightest terror, now stood trembling before him, absolutely pale and
+ breathless with fear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come, Kelly,&rdquo; said he to one of them, &ldquo;are you fully prepared for the two
+ blessed sacraments of Penance and the Eucharist, that you are about to
+ receive? Can you read, sir?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Can I read, is id?&mdash;my brother Barney can, yor Rev'rence,&rdquo; replied
+ Kelly, sensible, amid all the disadvantages around him, of the degradation
+ of his ignorance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's that to me, sir?&rdquo; said the priest, &ldquo;what your brother Barney can
+ do&mdash;can you not read yourself?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can not, your Reverence,&rdquo; said Kelly, in a tone of regret.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I hope you have your Christian Doctrine, at all events,&rdquo; said the priest.
+ &ldquo;Go on with the Confiteor.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kelly went on&mdash;&ldquo;Confeetur Dimnipotenmti batchy Mary semplar virginy,
+ batchy Mickletoe Archy Angelo, batchy Johnny Bartisty, sanctris postlis&mdash;Petrum
+ hit Paulum omnium sanctris, et tabby pasture, quay a pixavit minus coglety
+ ashy hony verbum et offer him smaxy quilia smaxy quilta&mdash;sniaxy maxin
+ in quilia.&rdquo; *
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Let not our readers suppose that the above version in
+ the mouth of a totally illiterate peasant is
+ overcharged; for we have the advantage of remembering
+ how we ourselves used to hear it pronounced in our
+ early days. We will back the version in the text
+ against Edward Irving's new language&mdash;for any money.&mdash;
+ Original note.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well, Kelly, right enough, all except the pronouncing, which
+ wouldn't pass muster in Maynooth, however. How many kinds of commandments
+ are there?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Two, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What are they?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God's and the Church's.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Repeat God's share of them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He then repeated the first commandment according to his catechism.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very good, Kelly, very good. Well now, repeat the commandments of the
+ Church.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;First&mdash;Sundays and holidays, Mass thou shalt sartinly hear;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Second&mdash;All holidays sanctificate throughout all the whole year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Third&mdash;Lent, Ember days, and Virgins, thou shalt be sartain to fast;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fourth&mdash;Fridays and Saturdays flesh thou shalt not, good, bad or
+ indifferent, taste.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fifth&mdash;In Lent and Advent, nuptial fastes gallantly forbear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sixth&mdash;Confess your sins, at laste once dacently and soberly every
+ year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Seventh&mdash;Resave your God at confission about great Easter-day;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Eighth&mdash;And to his Church and his own frolicsome clargy neglect not
+ tides (tithes) to pay.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said his Eeverence, &ldquo;now, to great point is, do you understand
+ them?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wid the help of God, I hope so, your Rev'rence; and I have also the three
+ thriptological vartues.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Theological, sirrah!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Theojollyological vartues; the four sins that cry to heaven for
+ vingeance; the five carnal vartues&mdash;prudence, justice, timptation,
+ and solitude; (* Temperance and fortitude) the seven deadly sins; the
+ eight grey attitudes&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Grey attitudes! Oh, the Boeotian!&rdquo; exclaimed his Eeverence, &ldquo;listen to
+ the way in which he's playing havoc among them. Stop, sir,&rdquo; for Kelly was
+ going on at full speed&mdash;&ldquo;Stop, sir. I tell you it's not gray
+ attitudes, but bay attitudes&mdash;doesn't every one know the eight
+ beatitudes?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The eight bay attitudes; the nine ways of being guilty of another's sins;
+ the ten commandments; the twelve fruits of a Christian; the fourteen
+ stations of the cross; the fifteen mystheries of the passion&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Kelly,&rdquo; said his Eeverence, interrupting him, and heralding, the joke,
+ for so it was intended, with a hearty chuckle, &ldquo;you're getting fast out of
+ your teens, ma bouchal?&rdquo; and this was of course, honored with a merry
+ peal; extorted as much by an effort of softening the rigor of examination,
+ as by the traditionary duty which entails upon the Irish laity the
+ necessity of laughing at a priest's jokes, without any reference at all to
+ their quality. Nor was his Reverence's own voice the first to subside into
+ that gravity which became the solemnity of the occasion; or even whilst he
+ continued the interrogatories, his eye was laughing at the conceit with
+ which it was evident the inner man was not competent to grapple. &ldquo;Well,
+ Kelly, I can't say but you've answered very well, as far as the repealing
+ of them goes; but do you perfectly understand all the commandments of the
+ church?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do, sir,&rdquo; replied Kelly, whose confidence kept pace with his
+ Reverence's good-humor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what is meant by the fifth?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fifth, sir?&rdquo; said the other, rather confounded&mdash;&ldquo;I must begin
+ agin, sir, and go on till I come to it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the priest, &ldquo;never mind that; but tell us what the eighth
+ means?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kelly stared at him a second time, but was not able to advance &ldquo;First&mdash;Sundays
+ and holidays, mass thou shalt hear;&rdquo; but before he had proceeded to the
+ second, a person who stood at his elbow began to whisper to him the proper
+ reply, and in the act of so doing received a lash of the whip across the
+ ear for his pains.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You blackguard, you!&rdquo; exclaimed Father Philemy, &ldquo;take that&mdash;how dare
+ you attempt to prompt any person that I'm examining?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Those who stood around Kelly now fell back to a safe distance, and all was
+ silence, terror, and trepidation once more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come, Kelly, go on&mdash;the eighth?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kelly was still silent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, you ninny you, didn't you repeat it just now. 'Eighth&mdash;And to
+ his church neglect not tithes to pay.' Now that I have put the words in
+ your mouth, what does it mean?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kelly having thus got the cue, replied, in the words of the Catechism, &ldquo;To
+ pay <i>tides</i> to the lawful <i>pasterns</i> of the church, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pasterns!&mdash;oh, you ass you! <i>Pasterns!</i> you poor; base,
+ contemptible, crawling reptile, as if we trampled you under our hooves&mdash;oh,
+ you scruff of the earth! Stop, I say&mdash;it's pastors.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pastures of the church.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And, tell me, do you fulfil that commandment?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a lie, sir,&rdquo; replied the priest, brandishing the whip over his head,
+ whilst Kelly instinctively threw up his guard to protect himself from the
+ blow. &ldquo;It's a lie, sir,&rdquo; repeated his Eeverence; &ldquo;you don't fulfil it.
+ What is the church?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The church is the congregation of the faithful that purfiss the true
+ faith, and are obadient to the Pope.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And who do you pay tithes to?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To the parson, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And, you poor varmint you, is he obadient to the Pope?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Kelly only smiled at the want of comprehension which prevented him from
+ seeing the thing according to the view which his Reverence took of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, now,&rdquo; continued Father Philemy, &ldquo;who are the lawful pastors of
+ God's church?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You are, sir: and all our own priests.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And who ought you to pay your tithes to?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To you, sir, in coorse; sure I always knew that, your Rev'rence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what's the reason, then, you don't pay them to me, instead of the
+ parson?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was a puzzler to Kelly, who only knew his own side of the question.
+ &ldquo;You have me there, sir,&rdquo; he replied, with a grin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; said his Reverence, &ldquo;the Protestants, for the present, have,
+ the law of the land on their side, and power over you to compel the
+ payment of tithes to themselves; but we have right, justice, and the law
+ of God on ours; and, if every thing was in its proper place, it is not to
+ the parsons, but to us, that you would pay them.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, well, sir,&rdquo; replied Kelly, who now experienced a community of
+ feeling upon the subject with his Reverence, that instantly threw him into
+ a familiarity of manner which he thought the point between them justified&mdash;&ldquo;who
+ knows, sir?&rdquo; said he with a knowing smile, &ldquo;there's a good time coming,
+ yer Rev'rence.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay,&rdquo; said Father Philemy, &ldquo;wait till we get once into the Big* House, and
+ if we don't turn the scales&mdash;if the Established Church doesn't go
+ down, why, it won't be our fault. Now, Kelly, all's right but the money&mdash;have
+ you brought your dues?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Parliament. This was written before the passing of
+ the Emancipation Bill.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here it is, sir,&rdquo; said Kelly, handing him his dues for the last year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is to be observed here, that, according as the penitents went to be
+ examined, or to kneel down to confess, a certain sum was exacted from
+ each, which varied according to the arrears that might have been due to
+ the priest. Indeed, it is not unusual for the host and hostess, on these
+ occasions, to be refused a participation in the sacrament, until they pay
+ this money, notwithstanding the considerable expense they are put to in
+ entertaining not only the clergy, but a certain number of their own
+ friends and relations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, stand aside, I'll hear you first; and now, come up here, you young
+ gentleman, that laughed so heartily a while ago at my joke&mdash;ha, ha,
+ ha!&mdash;come up here, child.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A lad now approached him, whose face, on a first view, had something
+ simple and thoughtless in it, but in which, on a closer inspection, might
+ be traced a lurking, sarcastic humor, of which his Reverence never dreamt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're for confession, of course?&rdquo; said the priest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Of coorse</i>,&rdquo; said the lad, echoing him, and laying a stress upon
+ the word, which did not much elevate the meaning of the compliance in
+ general with the rite in question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; exclaimed the priest, recognizing him when he approached&mdash;&ldquo;you
+ are Dan Fagan's son, and designed for the church yourself; you are a good
+ Latinist, for I remember examining you in Erasmus about two years ago&mdash;<i>Quomodo
+ sehabet corpus tuum, charum lignum sacredotis</i>&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Valde, Domine</i>,&rdquo; replied the lad, &ldquo;<i>Quomodo se habet anima tua,
+ charum exemplar sacerdotage, et fulcrum robustissium Ecclesiae sacrosancte</i>?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very good, Harry,&rdquo; replied his Reverence, laughing&mdash;&ldquo;stand aside;
+ I'll hear you after Kelly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He then called up a man with a long melancholy face, which he noticed
+ before to have been proof against his joke, and after making two or three
+ additional and fruitless experiments upon his gravity, he commenced a
+ cross fire of peevish interrogatories, which would have excluded him from
+ the &ldquo;tribunal&rdquo; on that occasion, were it not that the man was remarkably
+ well prepared, and answered the priest's questions very pertinently.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This over, he repaired to his room, where the work of absolution
+ commenced; and, as there was a considerable number to be rendered sinless
+ before the hour of dinner, he contrived to unsin them with an alacrity
+ that was really surprising.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Immediately after the conversation already detailed between his Reverence
+ and Phaddhy, the latter sought Katty, that he might communicate to her the
+ unlucky oversight which they had committed, in neglecting to provide fresh
+ meat and wine. &ldquo;We'll be disgraced forever,&rdquo; said Phaddhy, &ldquo;without either
+ a bit of mutton or a bottle of wine for the gintlemen, and that big thief
+ Parrah More Slevin had both.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I hope,&rdquo; replied Katty, &ldquo;that you're not so mane as to let any of
+ that faction outdo you in dacency, the nagerly set? It was enough for them
+ to bate us in the law-shoot about the horse, and not to have the laugh
+ agin at us about this.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that same law-shoot is not over with them yet,&rdquo; said Phaddhy; &ldquo;wait
+ till the spring fair comes, and if I don't have a faction gathered that'll
+ sweep them out of the town, why my name's not Phaddhy! But where is Matt
+ till we sind him off?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Arrah, Phaddhy,&rdquo; said Katty, &ldquo;wasn't it friendly of Father Philemy to
+ give us the hard word about the wine and mutton?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very friendly,&rdquo; retorted Phaddhy, who, after all, appeared to have
+ suspected the priest&mdash;&ldquo;very friendly, indeed, when it's to put a good
+ joint before himself, and a bottle of wine in his jacket. No, no, Katty!
+ it's not altogether for the sake of Father Philemy, but I wouldn't have
+ the neighbors say that I was near and undacent; and above all tilings, I
+ wouldn't be worse nor the Slevins&mdash;for the same set would keep it up
+ agin us long enough.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our readers will admire the tact with which Father Philemy worked upon the
+ rival feeling between the factions; but, independently of this, there is a
+ generous hospitality in an Irish peasant which would urge him to any
+ stratagem, were it even the disposal of his only cow, sooner than incur
+ the imputation of a narrow, or, as he himself terms it, &ldquo;undacent&rdquo; or
+ &ldquo;nagerly&rdquo; spirit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of a short time, Phaddhy dispatched two messengers, one for
+ the wine, and another for the mutton; and, that they might not have cause
+ for any unnecessary delay, he gave them the two reverend gentlemen's
+ horses, ordering them to spare neither whip nor spur until they returned.
+ This was an agreeable command to the messengers, who, as soon as they
+ found themselves mounted, made a bet of a &ldquo;trate,&rdquo; to be paid on arriving
+ in the town to which they were sent, to him who should first reach a
+ little stream that crossed the road at the entrance of it, called the
+ &ldquo;Pound burn.&rdquo; But I must not forget to state, that they not only were
+ mounted on the priest's horses, but took their great-coats, as the day had
+ changed, and threatened to rain. Accordingly, on getting out upon the main
+ road, they set off, whip and spur, at full speed, jostling one another,
+ and cutting each other's horses as if they had been intoxicated; and the
+ fact is, that, owing to the liberal distribution of the bottle that
+ morning, they were not far from it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003">
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+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:80%">
+ <img src="images/page756.jpg"
+ alt="Page 756-- They Set Off, Whip and Spur, at Full Speed " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bliss us!&rdquo; exclaimed the country people, as they passed, &ldquo;what on airth
+ can be the matther with Father Philemy and Father Con, that they're
+ abusing wan another at sich a rate!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; exclaimed another, &ldquo;it's apt to be a sick call, and they're thrying,
+ maybe, to be there before the body grows cowld.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, it may be,&rdquo; a third conjectured, &ldquo;it's to old Magennis, that's on the
+ point of death, and going to lave all his money behind him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But their astonishment was not a whit lessened, when, in about an hour
+ afterwards, they perceived them both return; the person who represented
+ Father Con having an overgrown leg of mutton slung behind his back like an
+ Irish harp, reckless of its friction against his Reverence's coat, which
+ it had completely saturated with grease; and the duplicate of Father
+ Philemy with a sack over his shoulder, in the bottom of which was half a
+ dozen of Mr. M'Laughlin's best port.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Phaddhy, in the meantime, being determined to mortify his rival Parrah
+ More by a superior display of hospitality, waited upon that parsonage, and
+ exacted a promise from him to come down and partake of the dinner&mdash;a
+ promise which the other was not slack in fulfilling. Phaddhy's heart was
+ now on the point of taking its rest, when it occurred to him that there
+ yet remained one circumstance in which he might utterly eclipse his rival,
+ and that was to ask Captain Wilson, his landlord, to meet their Reverences
+ at dinner. He accordingly went over to him, for he only lived a few fields
+ distant, having first communicated the thing privately to Katty, and
+ requested that, as their Reverences that day held a station in his house,
+ and would dine there, he would have the kindness to dine along with them.
+ To this the Captain, who was intimate with both the clergymen, gave a
+ ready compliance, and Phaddhy returned home in high spirits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the meantime, the two priests were busy in the work of absolution; the
+ hour of three had arrived, and they had many to shrive; but, in the course
+ of a short time, a reverend auxiliary made his appearance, accompanied by
+ one of Father Philemy's nephews, who was then about to enter Maynooth.
+ This clerical gentleman had been appointed to a parish; but, owing to some
+ circumstances which were known only in the distant part of the diocese
+ where he had resided, he was deprived of it, and had, at the period I am
+ writing of, no appointment in the church, though he was in full orders. If
+ I mistake not, he incurred his bishop's displeasure by being too warm an
+ advocate for Domestic Nomination,* a piece of discipline, the
+ re-establishment of which was then attempted by the junior clergymen of
+ the diocese wherein the scene of this station is laid. Be this as it may,
+ he came in time to assist the gentlemen in absolving those penitents (as
+ we must call them so) who still remained unconfessed.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Domestic Nomination was the right claimed by a
+ portion of the Irish clergy to appoint their own
+ bishops, independently of the Pope.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ During all this time Katty was in the plenitude of her authority, and her
+ sense of importance manifested itself in a manner that was by no means
+ softened by having been that morning at her duty. Her tones were not so
+ shrill, nor so loud as they would have been, had not their Reverences been
+ within hearing; but what was wanting in loudness, was displayed in a firm
+ and decided energy, that vented, itself frequently in the course of the
+ day upon the backs and heads of her sons, daughters, and servants, as they
+ crossed her path in the impatience and bustle of her employment. It was
+ truly ludicrous to see her, on encountering one of them in these fretful
+ moments, give him a drive head-foremost against the wall, exclaiming, as
+ she shook her fist at him, &ldquo;Ho, you may bless your stars, that they're
+ under the roof, or it wouldn't go so asy wid you; for if goodness hasn't
+ said it, you'll make me lose my sowl this blessed and holy day: but this
+ is still the case&mdash;the very time I go to my duty, the devil (between
+ us and harm) is sure to throw fifty temptations acrass me, and to help
+ him, you must come in my way&mdash;but wait till tomorrow, and if I, don't
+ pay you for this, I'm not here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That a station is an expensive ordinance to the peasant who is honored by
+ having one held in his house, no one who knows the characteristic
+ hospitality of the Irish people can doubt. I have reason, however, to know
+ that, within the last few years, stations in every sense have been very
+ much improved, where they have not been abolished altogether. The priests
+ now are not permitted to dine in the houses of their parishioners, by
+ which a heavy tax has been removed from the people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About four o'clock the penitents were at length all despatched; and those
+ who were to be detained for dinner, many of whom had not eaten anything
+ until then, in consequence of the necessity of receiving the Eucharist
+ fasting, were taken aside to taste some of Phaddhy's poteen. At length the
+ hour of dinner arrived, and along with it the redoubtable Parra More
+ Slevin, Captain Wilson, and another nephew of Father Philemy's, who had
+ come to know what detained his brother who had conducted the auxiliary
+ priest to Phaddhy's. It is surprising on these occasions, to think how
+ many uncles, nephews, and cousins, to the forty-Second degree, find it
+ needful to follow their Reverences on messages of various kinds; and it is
+ equally surprising to observe with what exactness they drop in during the
+ hour of dinner. Of course, any blood-relation or friend of the priests
+ must be received with cordiality; and consequently they do not return
+ without solid proofs of the good-natured hospitality of poor Paddy, who
+ feels no greater pleasure than in showing his &ldquo;dacency&rdquo; to any one
+ belonging to his Reverence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I dare say it would be difficult to find a more motley and diversified
+ company than sat down to the ungarnished fare which Katty laid before
+ them. There were first Fathers Philemy, Con, and the Auxiliary from the
+ far part of the diocese; next followed Captain Wilson, Peter Malone, and
+ Father Philemy's two nephews; after these came Phaddhy himself, Parrah
+ More Slevin, with about two dozen more of the most remarkable and uncouth
+ personages that could sit down to table. There were besides about a dozen
+ of females, most of whom by this time, owing to Katty's private kindness,
+ were in a placid state of feeling. Father Philemy <i>ex officio</i>,
+ filled the chair&mdash;he was a small man with cherub cheeks as red as
+ roses, black twinkling eyes, and double chin; was of the fat-headed genus,
+ and, if phrenologists be correct, must have given indications of early
+ piety, for he was bald before his time, and had the organ of veneration
+ standing visible on his crown; his hair from having once been black, had
+ become an iron gray, and hung down behind his ears, resting on the collar
+ of his coat according to the old school, to which, I must remark, he
+ belonged, having been educated on the Continent. His coat had large double
+ breasts, the lappels of which hung down loosely on each side, being the
+ prototype of his waistcoat, whose double breasts fell downwards in the
+ same manner&mdash;his black small-clothes had silver buckles at the knees,
+ and the gaiters, which did not reach up so far, discovered a pair of white
+ lamb's-wool stockings, somewhat retreating from their original color.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Father Con was a tall, muscular, able-bodied young man, with an immensely
+ broad pair of shoulders, of which he was vain; his black hair was cropped
+ close, except a thin portion of it which was trimmed quite evenly across
+ his eyebrows; he was rather bow-limbed, and when walking looked upwards,
+ holding out his elbows from his body, and letting the lower parts of his
+ arms fall down, so that he went as if he carried a keg under each; his
+ coat, though not well made, was of the best glossy broadcloth&mdash;and
+ his long clerical boots went up about his knees like a dragoon's; there
+ was an awkward stiffness about him, in very good keeping with a dark
+ melancholy cast of countenance, in which, however, a man might discover an
+ air of simplicity not to be found in the visage of his superior Father
+ Philemy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The latter gentleman filled the chair, as I said, and carved the goose; on
+ his right sat Captain Wilson; on his left, the auxiliary&mdash;next to
+ them Father Con, the nephews, Peter Malone, <i>et cetera</i>. To enumerate
+ the items of the dinner is unnecessary, as our readers have a pretty
+ accurate notion of them from what we have already said. We can only
+ observe, that when Phaddhy saw it laid, and all the wheels of the system
+ fairly set agoing, he looked at Parrah More with an air of triumph which
+ he could not conceal. It is also unnecessary for us to give the
+ conversation in full; nor, indeed, would we attempt giving any portion of
+ it, except for the purpose of showing the spirit in which a religious
+ ceremony such as it is, is too frequently closed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The talk in the beginning was altogether confined to the clergymen and Mr.
+ Wilson, including a few diffident contributions from &ldquo;Peter Malone&rdquo; and
+ the &ldquo;two nephews.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mr. M'Guirk,&rdquo; observed Captain Wilson, after the conversation had taken
+ several turns, &ldquo;I'm sure that in the course of your professional duties,
+ sir, you must have had occasion to make many observations upon human
+ nature, from the circumstance of seeing it in every condition and state of
+ feeling possible; from the baptism of the infant, until the aged man
+ receives the last rites of your church, and the soothing consolation of
+ religion from your hand.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not a doubt of it, Phaddhy,&rdquo; said Father Philemy to Phaddhy, whom he had
+ been addressing at the time, &ldquo;not a doubt of it; and I'll do everything in
+ my power to get him <i>in</i>* too, and I am told he is bright.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * That is&mdash;into Maynooth college&mdash;the great object of
+ ambition to the son of an Irish peasant or rather to
+ his parent.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Uncle,&rdquo; said one of the nephews, &ldquo;this gentleman is speaking to you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And why not?&rdquo; continued his Eeverence, who was so closely engaged with
+ Phaddhy, that he did not even hear the nephew's appeal&mdash;&ldquo;a bishop&mdash;and
+ why not? Has he not as good a chance of being a bishop as any of them?
+ though, God knows, it is not always merit that gets a bishopric in any
+ church, or I myself might&mdash;But let that pass.&rdquo; said he, fixing his
+ eyes on the bottle. &ldquo;Father Philemy,&rdquo; said Father Con, &ldquo;Captain Wilson was
+ addressing himself to you in a most especial manner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh! Captain, I beg ten thousand pardons, I was engaged talking with
+ Phaddhy here about his son, who is a young shaving of our cloth, sir, he
+ is intended for the Mission*&mdash;Phaddhy, I will either examine him
+ myself, or make Father Con examine him by-and-by.&mdash;Well, Captain?&rdquo;
+ The Captain now repeated what he had said.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * The Church of Rome existing in any heretical country&mdash;
+ that is, where she herself is not the State church&mdash;is
+ considered a missionary establishment; and taking
+ orders in her is termed &ldquo;Going upon the Mission.&rdquo; Even
+ Ireland is looked upon as <i>in partibus infidelium</i>,
+ because Protestantism is established by law&mdash;hence the
+ phrase above.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very true, Captain, and we do see it in as many shapes as ever&mdash;Con,
+ what do you call him?&mdash;put on him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Proteus,&rdquo; subjoined Con, who was famous at the classics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Father Philemy nodded for the assistance, and continued&mdash;&ldquo;but as for
+ human nature, Captain, give it to me at a good rousing christening; or
+ what is better again, at a jovial wedding between two of my own
+ parishioners&mdash;say this pretty fair-haired daughter of Phaddhy Shemus
+ Phaddhy's here, and long Ned Slevin, Parrah More's son there&mdash;eh
+ Phaddhy, will it be a match?&mdash;what do you say, Parrah More? Upon my
+ veracity I must bring that about.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, then, yer Reverence,&rdquo; replied Phaddhy, who was now a little
+ softened, and forgot his enmity against Parrah More for the present,
+ &ldquo;unlikelier things might happen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It won't be my fault,&rdquo; said Parrah More, &ldquo;if my son Ned has no
+ objection.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He object!&rdquo; replied Father Philemy, &ldquo;if' I take it in hands, let me see
+ who'll dare to object; doesn't the Scripture say it? and sure we can't go
+ against the Scripture.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By the by,&rdquo; said Captain Wilson, who was a dry humorist, &ldquo;I am happy to
+ be able to infer from what you say, Father Philemy, that you are not, as
+ the clergymen of your church are supposed to be, inimical to the Bible.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Me an enemy to the Bible! no such thing, sir; but, Captain, begging your
+ pardon we will have nothing more about the bible; you see we are met here,
+ as friends and good fellows, to enjoy ourselves after the severity of our
+ spiritual duties, and we must relax a little; we can't always carry long
+ faces like Methodist parsons&mdash;come, Pairah More, let the Bible take a
+ nap, and give us a song.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His Reverence was now seconded in his motion by the most of all present,
+ and Parrah More accordingly gave them a song. After a few songs more, the
+ conversation went on as before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Parrah More,&rdquo; said Phaddhy, &ldquo;you must try my wine; I hope it's as
+ good as what you gave his Reverence yesterday.&rdquo; The words, however, had
+ scarcely passed his lips, when Father Philemy burst out into a fit of
+ laughter, clapping and rubbing his hands in a manner the most
+ irresistible. &ldquo;Oh, Phaddhy, Phaddhy!&rdquo; shouted his Reverence, laughing
+ heartily, &ldquo;I done you for once&mdash;I done you, my man, cute as you
+ thought yourself: why, you nager you, did you think to put us off with
+ punch, and you have a stocking of hard guineas hid in a hole in the wall?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What does yer Rev'rence mane,&rdquo; said Phaddhy; &ldquo;for myself can make no
+ understanding out of it, at all at all?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this his Reverence only replied by another laugh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I gave his Reverence no wine,&rdquo; said Parrah More, in reply to Phaddhy's
+ question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What!&rdquo; said Phaddhy, &ldquo;none yesterday, at the station held with you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not a bit of me ever thought of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nor no mutton?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, then, devil a morsel of mutton, Phaddhy; but we had a rib of beef.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Phaddhy now looked over to his Reverence rather sheepishly, with the smile
+ of a man on his face who felt himself foiled. &ldquo;Well, yer Reverence has
+ done me, sure enough,&rdquo; he replied, rubbing his head&mdash;&ldquo;I give it up to
+ you, Father Philemy; but any how, I'm glad I got it, and you're all
+ welcome from the core of my heart. I'm only sorry I haven't as much more
+ now to thrate you all like gintlemen; but there's some yet, and as much
+ punch as will make all our heads come round.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our readers must assist us with their own imaginations, and suppose the
+ conversation to have passed very pleasantly, and the night, as well as the
+ guests, to be somewhat far gone. The principal part of the conversation
+ was borne by the three clergymen, Captain Wilson, and Phaddy; that of the
+ two nephews and Peter Malone ran in an under current of its own; and in
+ the preceding part of the night, those who occupied the bottom of the
+ table, spoke to each other rather in whispers, being too much restrained
+ by that rustic bashfulness which ties up the tongues of those who feel
+ that their consequence is overlooked among their superiors. According as
+ the punch circulated, however, their diffidence began to wear off; and
+ occasionally an odd laugh or so might be heard to break the monotony of
+ their silence. The youngsters, too, though at first almost in a state of
+ terror, soon commenced plucking each other; and a titter, or a suppressed
+ burst of laughter, would break forth from one of the more waggish, who was
+ put to a severe task in afterwards composing his countenance into
+ sufficient gravity to escape detection, and a competent portion of
+ chastisement the next day, for not being able to &ldquo;behave himself with
+ betther manners.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During these juvenile breaches of decorum, Katty would raise her arm in a
+ threatening attitude, shake her head at them, and look up at the clergy,
+ intimating more by her earnestness of gesticulation than met the ear.
+ Several songs again went round, of which, truth to tell, Father Philomy's
+ were by far the best; for he possessed a rich, comic expression of eye,
+ which, added to suitable ludicrousness of gesture, and a good voice,
+ rendered him highly amusing to the company. Father Con declined singing,
+ as being decidedly serious, though he was often solicited.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He!&rdquo; said Father Philemy, &ldquo;he has no more voice than a woolpack; but
+ Con's a cunning fellow. What do you think, Captain Wilson, but he pretends
+ to be too pious to sing, and gets credit for piety,&mdash;not because he
+ is devout, but because he has a bad voice; now, Con, you can't deny it,
+ for there's not a man in the three kingdoms knows it better than myself;
+ you sit there with a face upon you that might go before the Lamentations
+ of Jeremiah the Prophet, when you ought to be as jovial as another.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Father Philemy,&rdquo; said Phaddhy, &ldquo;as he won't sing, may be, wid
+ submission he'd examine Briney in his Latin, till his mother and I hear
+ how's he doing at it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, he's fond of dabbling at Latin, so he may try him&mdash;I'm sure I
+ have no objection&mdash;: so, Captain, as I was telling you&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Silence there below!&rdquo; said Phaddhy to those at the lower end of the
+ table, who were now talkative enough; &ldquo;will yez whisht there till Father
+ Con hears Briney a lesson in his Latin. Where are you, Briney? come here,
+ ma bouchal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Briney had absconded when he saw that the tug of war was about to
+ commence. In a few minutes, however, the father returned, pushing the boy
+ before him, who in his reluctance to encounter the ordeal of examination,
+ clung to every chair, table, and person in his way, hoping that his
+ restiveness might induce them to postpone the examination till another
+ occasion. The father, however, was inexorable, and by main force dragged
+ him from all his holds, and, placed him before Father Con.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's come over you, at all at all, you unsignified shingawn you, to
+ affront the gintleman in this way, and he kind enough to go for to give
+ you an examination?&mdash;come now, you had betther not vex me, I tell
+ you, but hould up your head, and spake out loud, that we can all hear you:
+ now, Father Con, achora, you'll not be too hard upon him in the beginning,
+ till he gets into it, for he's aisy dashed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here, Briney,&rdquo; said Father Philemy, handing him his tumbler, &ldquo;take a pull
+ of this and if you have any courage at all in you it will raise it;&mdash;take
+ a good pull.&rdquo; Briney hesitated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, but you take the glass out of his Reverence's hand, sarrah,&rdquo; said
+ the father&mdash;&ldquo;what! is it without dhrinking his Reverence's health
+ first?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Briney gave a most melancholy nod at his Reverence, as he put the tumbler
+ to his mouth, which he nearly emptied, notwithstanding his shyness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For my part,&rdquo; said his Reverence, looking at the almost empty tumbler, &ldquo;I
+ am pretty sure that that same chap will be able to take care of himself
+ through life. And so, Captain,&mdash;&rdquo; said he, resuming the conversation
+ with Captain Wilson&mdash;for his notice of Briney was only parenthetical.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Father Con now took the book, which was AEsop's Fables, and, in accordance
+ with Briney's intention, it opened exactly at the favorite fable of Gallus
+ Gallinacexis. He was not aware, however, that Briney had kept that place
+ open during the preceding part of the week, in order to effect this point.
+ Father Philemy, however, was now beginning to relate another anecdote to
+ the Captain, and the thread of his narrative twined rather ludicrously
+ with that of the examination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Briney, after, a few hems, at length proceeded&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Gallus
+ Gallinaceus</i>, a dung-hill cock&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So, Captain, I was just after coming out of Widow Moylan's&mdash;it was
+ in the Lammas fair&mdash;and a large one, by the by, it was&mdash;so, sir,
+ who should come up to me but Branagan. 'Well, Branagan,' said I, 'how does
+ the world go now with you?'&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Gallus Gallinaceus</i>, a dunghill cock&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;Says he. 'And how is that?' says I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Gallus Gallinaceus</i>&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;&mdash;-&ldquo;Says he, 'Hut tut, Branagan,' says I&mdash;'you're drunk.'
+ 'That's the thing, sir' says Branagan, 'and I want to explain it all to
+ your Reverence.' 'Well,' said I, 'go on&mdash;-&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Gallus Gallinaceus</i>, a dunghill cock&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;Says he,&mdash;&mdash;Let your Gallus Gallinaceus go to
+ roost for this night, Con,&rdquo; said Father Philemy, who did not relish the
+ interruption of his story; &ldquo;I say, Phaddhy, send the boy to bed, and bring
+ him down in your hand to my house on Saturday morning, and we will both
+ examine him, but this is no time for it, and me engaged in conversation
+ with Captain Wilson.&mdash;So, Captain ____ 'Well, sir,' says Branagan, and
+ he staggering,&mdash;'I took an oath against liquor, and I want your
+ Reverence to break it,' says he. 'What do you mean?' I inquired. 'Why,
+ please your Reverence,' said he, 'I took an oath against liquor, as I told
+ you, not to drink more nor a pint of whiskey in one day, and I want your
+ Reverence to break it for me, and make it only half a pint; for I find
+ that a pint is too much for me; by the same token, that when I get that
+ far, your Reverence, I disremember the oath entirely.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The influence of the bottle now began to be felt, and the conversation
+ absolutely blew a gale, wherein hearty laughter, good strong singing, loud
+ argument, and general good humor blended into one uproarious peal of
+ hilarity, accompanied by some smart flashes of wit and humor which would
+ not disgrace a prouder banquet. Phaddhy, in particular, melted into a
+ spirit of the most unbounded benevolence&mdash;a spirit that would (if by
+ any possible means he could effect it) embrace the whole human race; that
+ is to say, he would raise them, man, woman, and child, to the same
+ elevated state of happiness which he enjoyed himself. That, indeed, was
+ happiness in perfection, as pure and unadulterated as the poteen which
+ created it. How could he be otherwise than happy?&mdash;he had succeeded
+ to a good property, and a stocking of hard guineas, without the hard labor
+ of acquiring them; he had the &ldquo;clargy&rdquo; under his roof at last, partaking
+ of a hospitality which he felt himself well able to afford them; he had
+ settled with his Reverence for five years' arrears of sin, all of which
+ had been wiped out of his conscience by the blessed absolving hand of the
+ priest; he was training up Briney for the Mission, and though last, not
+ least, he was&mdash;far gone in his seventh tumbler!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come, jinteels,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;spare nothing here&mdash;there's lashings of
+ every thing; thrate yourselves dacent, and don't be saying tomorrow or
+ next day, that ever my father's son was nagerly. Death alive, Father Con,
+ what are you doin'? Why, then, bad manners to me if that'll sarve, any
+ how.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Phaddhy,&rdquo; replied Father Con, &ldquo;I assure you I have done my duty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well, Father Con, granting all that, it's no sin to repate a good
+ turn you know. Not a word I'll hear, yer Reverence&mdash;one tumbler along
+ with myself, if it was only for ould times.&rdquo; He then filled Father Con's
+ tumbler with his own hand, in a truly liberal spirit. &ldquo;Arrah, Father Con,
+ do you remember the day we had the leapin'-match, and the bout at the
+ shoulder-stone?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed, I'll not forget it, Phaddhy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And it's yourself that may say that; but I bleeve I rubbed the consate
+ off of your Reverence&mdash;only that's betune ourselves, you persave.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You did win the palm, Phaddhy, I'll not deny it; but you are the only man
+ that ever bet me at either of the athletics.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And I'll say this for yer Reverence, that you are one of the best and
+ most able-bodied gintlemen I ever engaged with. Ah! Father Con, I'm past
+ all that now&mdash;but no matter, here's yer Reverence's health, and a
+ shake. hands; Father Philomy, yer health, docthor: yer strange Reverence's
+ health&mdash;Captain Wilson, not forgetting you, sir: Mr. Pettier, yours;
+ and I hope to see you soon with the robes upon you, and to be able to
+ prache us a good sarmon. Parrah More&mdash;<i>wus dha lauv</i> (* give me
+ yer hand), you steeple you; and I haven't the smallest taste of objection
+ to what Father Philemy hinted at&mdash;yell obsarve. Kitty, you thief of
+ the world, where are you? Your health, avourneen; come here, and give us
+ your fist, Katty: bad manners to me if I could forget you afther all;&mdash;the
+ best crathur, your Reverence, under the sun, except when yer Reverence
+ puts yer <i>comedher</i> on her at confession, and then she's a little,
+ sharp or so, not a doubt of it: but no matther, Katty ahagur, you do it
+ all for the best. And Father Philemy, maybe it's myself didn't put the
+ thrick upon you in the Maragy More, about Katty's death&mdash;ha, ha, ha!
+ Jack M'Craner, yer health&mdash;all yer healths, and yer welcome here, if
+ you war seven times as many. Briney, where are you, ma bouchal? Come up
+ and shake hands wid yer father, as well as another&mdash;come up, acushla,
+ and kiss me. Ah, Briney, my poor fellow, ye'll never be the cut of a man
+ yer father was; but no matther, avourneen, ye'll be a betther man, I hope;
+ and God knows you may asy be that, for Father Philemy, I'm not what I
+ ought to be, yer Reverence; however, I may mend, and will, maybe, before a
+ month of Sundays goes over me: but, for all that, Briney, I hope to see
+ the day when you'll be sitting an ordained priest at my own table; if I
+ once saw that, I could die contented&mdash;so mind yer larning, acushla,
+ and, his Reverence here will back you, and make inthorest to get you into
+ the college. Musha, God pity them crathurs at the door&mdash;aren't they
+ gone yet? Listen to them coughin', for fraid we'd forget them: and throth
+ and they won't be forgot this bout any how&mdash;Katty, avourneen, give
+ them every one, big and little, young and ould, their skinful&mdash;don't
+ lave a wrinkle in them; and see, take one of them bottles&mdash;the
+ crathurs, they're starved sitting there all night in the cowld&mdash;and
+ give them a couple of glasses a-piece&mdash;it's good, yer Reverence, to
+ have the poor body's blessing at all times; and now, as I was saying,
+ Here's all yer healths! and from the very veins of my heart yer welcome
+ here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our readers may perceive that Phaddhy
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Was not only blest, but glorious,
+ O'er a' the ills o' life victorious;&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ for, like the generality of our peasantry, the <i>native</i> drew to the
+ surface of his character those warm, hospitable, and benevolent virtues,
+ which a purer system of morals and education would most certainly keep in
+ full action, without running the risk, as in the present instance, of
+ mixing bad habits with frank, manly, and generous qualities.
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'll not go, Con&mdash;I tell you I'll not go till I sing another song.
+ Phaddhy, you're a prince&mdash;but where's the use of lighting more
+ candles now, man, than you had in the beginning of the night? Is Captain
+ Wilson gone? Then, peace be with him; it's a pity he wasn't on the right
+ side, for he's not the worst of them. Phaddhy, where are you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, yer Reverence,&rdquo; replied Katty, &ldquo;he's got a little unwell, and jist
+ laid down his head a bit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Katty,&rdquo; said Father Con, &ldquo;you had better get a couple of the men to
+ accompany Father Philemy home; for though the night's clear, he doesn't
+ see his way very well in the dark&mdash;poor man, his eye-sight's failing
+ him fast.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then, the more's the pity, Father Con. Here, Denis, let yourself and Mat
+ go home wid Father Philemy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good-night, Katty,&rdquo; said Father Con&mdash;&ldquo;Good-night: and may our
+ blessing sanctify you all.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good-night, Father Con, ahagur,&rdquo; replied Katty; &ldquo;and for goodness' sake
+ see that they take care of Father Philemy, for it's himself that's the
+ blessed and holy crathur, and the pleasant gintleman out and out.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good-night, Katty,&rdquo; again repeated Father Con, as the cavalcade proceeded
+ in a body&mdash;&ldquo;Good-night!&rdquo; And so ended the Station.
+ </p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE PARTY FIGHT AND FUNERAL.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ We ought, perhaps, to inform our readers that the connection between a
+ party fight and funeral is sufficiently strong to justify the author in
+ classing them under the title which is prefixed to this story. The one
+ being usually the natural result of the other, is made to proceed from it,
+ as is, unhappily, too often the custom in real life among the Irish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has been long laid down as a universal principle, that
+ self-preservation is the first law of nature. An Irishman, however, has
+ nothing to do with this; he disposes of it as he does with the other laws,
+ and washes his hands out of it altogether. But commend him to a fair,
+ dance, funeral, or wedding, or to any other sport where there is a
+ likelihood of getting his head or his bones broken, and if he survive, he
+ will remember you with a kindness peculiar to himself to the last day of
+ his life&mdash;will drub you from head to heel if he finds that any
+ misfortune has kept you out of a row beyond the usual period of three
+ months&mdash;will render the same service to any of your friends that
+ stand in need of it; or, in short, will go to the world's end, or fifty
+ miles farther, as he himself would say, to serve you, provided you can
+ procure him a bit of decent fighting. Now, in truth and soberness, it is
+ difficult to account for this propensity; especially when the task of
+ ascertaining it is assigned to those of another country, or even to those
+ Irishmen whose rank in life places them too far from the customs,
+ prejudices, and domestic opinions of their native peasantry, none of which
+ can be properly known without mingling with them. To my own knowledge,
+ however, it proceeds in a great measure from education. And here I would
+ beg leave to point out an omission of which the several boards of
+ education have been guilty, and which, I believe, no one but myself has
+ yet been sufficiently acute and philosophical to ascertain, as forming a
+ <i>sine qua non</i> in the national instruction of the lower orders of
+ Irishmen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cream of the matter is this:&mdash;a species of ambition prevails in
+ the Green Isle, not known in any other country. It is an ambition of about
+ three miles by four in extent; or, in other words, is bounded by the
+ limits of the parish in which the subject of it may reside. It puts itself
+ forth early in the character, and a hardy perennial it is. In my own case,
+ its first development was noticed in the hedge-school which I attended. I
+ had not been long there, till I was forced to declare myself either for
+ the Caseys or the Murphys, two tiny factions, that had split the school
+ between them. The day on which the ceremony of my declaration took place
+ was a solemn one. After school, we all went to the bottom of a deep
+ valley, a short distance from the school-house; up to the moment of our
+ assembling there, I had not taken my stand under either banner: that of
+ the Caseys was a sod of turf, stuck on the end of a broken fishing-rod&mdash;the
+ eagle of the Murphy's was a Cork red potato, hoisted in the same manner.
+ The turf was borne by an urchin, who afterwards distinguished himself in
+ fairs and markets as a <i>builla batthah</i> (* cudgel player) of the
+ first grade, and from this circumstance he was nicknamed <i>Parrah Rackhan</i>.
+ (* Paddy the Rioter) The potato was borne by little Mickle M'Phauden
+ Murphy, who afterwards took away Katty Bane Sheridan, without asking
+ either her own consent or her father's. They were all then boys, it is
+ true, but they gave a tolerable promise of that eminence which they
+ subsequently attained.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we arrived at the bottom of the glen, the Murphys and the Caseys,
+ including their respective followers, ranged themselves on either side of
+ a long line, which was drawn between the belligerent powers with the
+ but-end of one of the standards. Exactly on this line was I placed. The
+ word was then put to me in full form&mdash;&ldquo;Whether will you side with the
+ dacent Caseys, or the blackguard Murphys?&rdquo; &ldquo;Whether will you side with the
+ dacent Murphys, or the blackguard Caseys?&rdquo; &ldquo;The potato for ever!&rdquo; said I,
+ throwing up my caubeen, and running over to the Murphy standard. In the
+ twinkling of an eye we were at it; and in a short time the deuce an eye
+ some of us had to twinkle. A battle royal succeeded, that lasted near half
+ an hour, and it would probably have lasted above double the time, were it
+ not for the appearance of the &ldquo;master,&rdquo; who was seen by a little
+ shrivelled vidette, who wanted an arm, and could take no part in the
+ engagement. This was enough&mdash;we instantly radiated in all possible
+ directions, so that by the time he had descended through the intricacies
+ of the glen to the field of battle, neither victor nor vanquished was
+ visible, except, perhaps, a straggler or two as they topped the brow of
+ the declivity, looking back over their shoulders, to put themselves out of
+ doubt as to their visibility by the master. They seldom looked in vain,
+ however, for there he usually stood, shaking at us his rod, silently
+ prophetic of its application on the following day. This threat, for the
+ most part, ended in smoke; for except he horsed about forty or fifty of
+ us, the infliction of impartial justice was utterly out of his power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <p>
+ But besides this, there never was a realm in which the evils of a divided
+ cabinet were more visible: the truth is, the monarch himself was under the
+ influence of female government&mdash;an influence which he felt it either
+ contrary to his inclination or beyond his power to throw off. &ldquo;Poor Norah,
+ long may you reign!&rdquo; we often used to exclaim, to the visible
+ mortification of the &ldquo;master,&rdquo; who felt the benevolence of the wish
+ bottomed upon an indirect want of allegiance to himself. Well, it was a
+ touching scene!&mdash;how we used to stand with the waistbands of our
+ small-clothes cautiously grasped in our hands, with a timid show of
+ resistance, our brave red faces slobbered over with tears, as we stood
+ marked for execution! Never was there a finer specimen of deprecation in
+ eloquence than we then exhibited&mdash;the supplicating look right up into
+ the master's face&mdash;the touching modulation of the whine&mdash;the
+ additional tightness and caution with which we grasped the waistbands with
+ one hand, when it was necessary to use the other in wiping our eyes and
+ noses with the polished sleeve-cuff&mdash;the sincerity and vehemence with
+ which we promised never to be guilty again, still shrewdly including the
+ condition of present impunity for our offence:&mdash;&ldquo;this&mdash;one&mdash;time&mdash;
+ master, if ye plaise, sir;&rdquo; and the utter hopelessness and despair which
+ were legible in the last groan, as we grasp the &ldquo;master's&rdquo; leg in utter
+ recklessness of judgment, were all perfect in their way. Reader, have you
+ ever got a reprieve from the gallows? I beg pardon, my dear sir; I only
+ meant to ask, are you capable of entering into what a personage of that
+ description might be supposed to feel, on being informed, after the knot
+ had been neatly tied under the left ear, and the cap drawn over his eyes,
+ that her majesty had granted him a full pardon? But you remember your own
+ schoolboy days, and that's enough.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The nice discrimination with which Norah used to time her interference was
+ indeed surprising. God help us! limited was our experience, and shallow
+ our little judgments, or we might have known what the master meant, when
+ with upraised arm hung over us, his eye was fixed upon the door of the
+ kitchen, waiting for Norah's appearance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Long, my fair and virtuous countrywomen, I repeat it to you all, as I did
+ to Norah&mdash;may you reign in the hearts and affections of your husbands
+ (but nowhere else), the grace, ornaments, and happiness of their hearths
+ and lives, you jewels, you! You are paragons of all that's good, and your
+ feelings are highly creditable to yourselves and to humanity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Norah advanced, with her brawny, uplifted arm (for she was a powerful
+ woman) and forbidding aspect, to interpose between us and the avenging,
+ terrors of the birch, do you think that she did not reflect honor on her
+ sex and the national character! I sink the base allusion to the <i>miscaun</i>*
+ of fresh butter, which we had placed in her hands that morning, or the
+ dish of eggs, or of meal, which we had either begged or stolen at home, as
+ a present for her; disclaiming, at the same time, the rascally idea of
+ giving it as a bribe, or from any motive beneath the most lofty minded and
+ disinterested generosity on our part.
+ </p>
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+ * A portion of butter, weighing from one pound to six or
+ eight, made in the shape of a prism.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Then again, never did a forbidding face shine with so winning and amicable
+ an expression as did hers on that merciful occasion. The sun dancing a
+ hornpipe on Easter Sunday morning, or the full moon sailing as proud as a
+ peacock in a new halo head-dress, was a very disrespectable sight,
+ compared to Norah's red beaming face, shrouded in her dowd cap with long
+ ears, that descended to her masculine and substantial neck. Owing to her
+ influence, the whole economy of the school was good; for we were permitted
+ to cuff one another, and do whatever we pleased, with impunity, if we
+ brought the meal, eggs, or butter; except some scapegoat who was not able
+ to accomplish this, and he generally received on his own miserable carcase
+ what was due to us all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Poor Jack Murray! His last words on the scaffold, for being concerned in
+ the murder of Pierce the gauger, were, that he got the first of his bad
+ habits under Pat Mulligan and Norah&mdash;that he learned to steal by
+ secreting at home, butter and meal to paste up the master's eyes to his
+ bad conduct&mdash;and that his fondness for quarrelling arose from being
+ permitted to head a faction at school; a most ungrateful return for the
+ many acts of grace which the indulgence of Norah caused; to be issued in
+ his favor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was but a short time under Pat, when, after the general example, I had
+ my cudgel, which I used to carry regularly to a certain furze bush within
+ fifty perches of the &ldquo;seminary,&rdquo; where I hid it till after &ldquo;dismiss.*&rdquo;! I
+ grant it does not look well in me to become I my own panegyrist; but I can
+ at least declare, that there were few among the Gaseys able to, resist the
+ prowess of this right arm, puny as it was at the period in question. Our
+ battles were obstinate and frequent; but as the quarrels of the two
+ families and their relations on each side, were as bitter and pugnacious
+ in fairs and markets as ours were in school, we hit upon the plan of
+ holding our Lilliputian engagements upon the same days on which our
+ fathers and brothers contested. According to this plan, it very often
+ happened that the corresponding parties were successful, and as
+ frequently, that whilst the Caseys were well drubbed in the fair, their
+ sons were victorious at school, and vice versa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, I was early trained in cudgelling, and before I reached my
+ fourteenth year, could pronounce as sage and accurate an opinion upon the
+ merits of a shillelagh, as it is called, or cudgel, as a veteran of sixty
+ could at first sight. Our plan of preparing them was this: we sallied out
+ to any place where there was an underwood of blackthorn or oak, and,
+ having surveyed the premises with the eye of a connoisseur, we selected
+ the straightest root-growing piece which we could find: for if not
+ root-growing we did not consider it worth cutting, knowing from experience
+ that a mere branch, how straight and fair soever it might look, would be
+ apt to snap in the twist and tug of war. Having cut it as close to the
+ root as possible, we then lopped off the branches, and put it up the
+ chimney to season. When seasoned, we took it down, and wrapping it in
+ brown paper, well steeped in hog's lard or oil, we buried it in a horse
+ dunghill, paying it a daily visit for the purpose of making it straight by
+ doubling back the bends or angles across the knee, in a direction contrary
+ to their natural tendency. Having daily repeated this until we had made it
+ straight, and renewed the oil wrapping paper until the staff was perfectly
+ saturated, we then rubbed it well with a woollen cloth, containing a
+ little black-lead and grease, to give it a polish. This was the last
+ process, except that if we thought it too light at the top, we used to
+ bore a hole in the lower end with a red-hot iron spindle, into which we
+ poured melted lead, for the purpose of giving it the knock-down weight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were very few of Paddy Mulligan's scholars without a choice
+ collection of such cudgels, and scarcely one who had not, before his
+ fifteenth year, a just claim to be called the hero of a hundred fights,
+ and the heritor of as many bumps on the cranium as would strike both Gall
+ and Spurzheim speechless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now this, be it known, was, and in some districts yet is, an integral part
+ of an Irish peasant's education. In the northern parts of Ireland, where
+ the population of the Catholics on the one side, and of Protestant and
+ Dissenters on the other, is nearly equal, I have known the respective
+ scholars of Catholic and Protestant schools to challenge each other and
+ meet half-way to do battle, in vindication of their respective creeds; or
+ for the purpose of establishing the character of their respective masters
+ as the more learned man; for if we were to judge by the nature of the
+ education then received, we would be led to conclude that a more
+ commercial nation than Ireland was not on the face of the earth, it being
+ the indispensable part of every scholar's business to become acquainted
+ with the <i>three sets of Bookkeeping</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boy who was the handiest and the most daring with the cudgel at Paddy
+ Mulligan's school was Denis Kelly, the son of a wealthy farmer in the
+ neighborhood. He was a rash, hot-tempered, good-natured lad, possessing a
+ more than common share of this blackthorn ambition; on which account he
+ was cherished by his relations as a boy that was likely at a future period
+ to be able to walk over the course of the parish, in fair, market, or
+ patron. He certainly grew up a stout, able young fellow; and before he
+ reached nineteen years, was unrivalled at the popular exercises of the
+ peasantry. Shortly after that time he made his debut in a party-quarrel,
+ which took place in one of the Christmas Margamores, (* Big Markets) and
+ fully sustained the anticipations which were formed of him by his
+ relations. For a year or two afterwards no quarrel was fought without him;
+ and his prowess rose until he had gained the very pinnacle of that
+ ambition which he had determined to reach. About this time I was separated
+ from him, having found it necessity, in order to accomplish my objects in
+ life, to reside with a relation in another part of the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The period of my absence, I believe, was about fifteen years, during which
+ space I heard no account of him whatsoever. At length, however, that
+ inextinguishable attachment which turns the affections and memory to the
+ friends of our early days&mdash;to those scenes which we traversed when
+ the heart was light and the spirits buoyant&mdash;determined me to make a
+ visit to my native place, that I might witness the progress of time and
+ care upon those faces that were once so familiar to me; that I might again
+ look upon the meadows, and valleys, and groves, and mountains, where I had
+ so often played, and to which I still found myself bound by a tie that a
+ more enlightened view of life and nature only made stronger and more
+ enduring. I accordingly set off, and arrived late in the evening of a
+ December day, at a little town within a few miles of my native home. On
+ alighting from the coach and dining, I determined to walk home, as it was
+ a fine frosty night. The full moon hung in the blue unclouded firmament in
+ all her lustre, and the stars shone out with that tremulous twinkling
+ motion so peculiarly remarkable in frost. I had been absent, I said, about
+ fifteen years, and felt that the enjoyment of this night would form an era
+ in the records of my memory and my feelings. I find myself indeed utterly
+ incapable of expressing what I experienced; but those who have ever been
+ in similar circumstances will understand what I mean. A strong spirit of
+ practical poetry and romance was upon me; and I thought that a commonplace
+ approach in the open day would have rendered my return to the scenes of my
+ early life a very stale and unedifying matter. I left the inn at seven
+ o'clock, and as I had only five miles to walk, I would just arrive about
+ nine, allowing myself to saunter on at the rate of two miles and half per
+ hour. My sensations, indeed, as I went along, were singular; and as I took
+ a solitary road that went across the mountains, the loneliness of the
+ walk, the deep gloom of the valleys, the towering height of the dark
+ hills, and the pale silvery-light of a sleeping lake, shining dimly in the
+ distance below, gave me such a distinct notion of the sublime and
+ beautiful, as I have seldom since experienced. I recommend every man who
+ has been fifteen years absent from his native fields to return by
+ moonlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Well, there is a mystery yet undiscovered in our being, for no man can
+ know the full extent of his feelings or his capacities. Many a slumbering
+ thought, and sentiment, and association reposes within him, of which he is
+ utterly ignorant, and which, except he come in contact with those objects
+ whose influence over his mind can alone call them into being, may never be
+ awakened, or give him one moment of either pleasure or pain. There is,
+ therefore, a great deal in the position which we hold in society, and
+ simply in situation. I felt this on that night: for the tenor of my
+ reflections was new and original, and my feelings had a warmth and
+ freshness in them, which nothing but the situation in which I then found
+ myself could give them. The force of association, too, was powerful; for,
+ as I advanced nearer home, the names of hills, and lakes, and mountains,
+ that I had utterly forgotten, as I thought, were distinctly revived in my
+ memory, and a crowd of youthful thoughts and feelings, that I imagined my
+ intercourse with the world and the finger of time had blotted out of my
+ being, began to crowd afresh on my fancy. The name of, a townland would
+ instantly return with its appearance; and I could now remember the history
+ of families and individuals that had long been effaced from my
+ recollection.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But what is even more singular is, that the superstitious terrors of my
+ boyhood began to come over me as formerly, whenever a spot noted for
+ supernatural appearances met my eye. It was in vain that I exerted myself
+ to expel them, by throwing the barrier of philosophic reasoning in their
+ way; they still clung to me, in spite of every effort to the contrary. But
+ the fact is, that I was, for the moment, the slave of a morbid and
+ feverish sentiment, that left me completely at the mercy of the dark and
+ fleeting images that passed over my fancy. I now came to a turn where the
+ road began to slope down into the depths of a valley that ran across it.
+ When I looked forward into the bottom of it, all was darkness
+ impenetrable, for the moon-beams were thrown off by the height of the
+ mountains that rose on each side of it. I felt an indefinite sensation of
+ fear, because at that moment I recollected that it had been, in my younger
+ days, notorious as the scene of an apparition, where the spirit of a
+ murdered pedlar had never been known to permit a solitary traveler to pass
+ without appearing to him, and walking cheek-by-jowl along with him to the
+ next house on the way, at which spot he usually vanished. The influence of
+ my feelings, or, I should rather say, the physical excitement of my
+ nerves, was by no means slight, as these old traditions recurred to me;
+ although, at the same time, my moral courage was perfectly unimpaired, so
+ that, notwithstanding this involuntary apprehension, I felt a degree of
+ novelty and curiosity in descending the valley: &ldquo;If it appear,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I
+ shall at least satisfy myself as to the truth of apparitions.&rdquo; My dress
+ consisted of a long, dark surtout, the collar of which, as the night was
+ keen, I had turned up about my ears, and the corners of it met round my
+ face. In addition to this I had a black silk handkerchief tied across my
+ mouth to keep out the night air, so that, as my dark fur traveling cap
+ came down over my face, there was very little of my countenance visible. I
+ now had advanced half way into the valley, and all about me was dark and
+ still: the moonlight was not nearer than the top of the hill which I was
+ descending; and I often turned round to look upon it, so silvery and
+ beautiful it appeared in the distance. Sometimes I stopped for a few
+ moments, admiring' its effect, and, contemplating the dark mountains as
+ they stood out against the firmament, then kindled into magnificent
+ grandeur by the myriads of stars that glowed in its expanse. There was
+ perfect silence and solitude around me; and, as I stood alone in the dark
+ chamber of the mountains, I felt the impressiveness of the situation
+ gradually supersede my terrors. A sublime sense of religious awe descended
+ on me; my soul kindled into a glow of solemn and elevated devotion, which
+ gave me a more intense perception of the presence of God than I had ever
+ before experienced. &ldquo;How sacred&mdash;how awful,&rdquo; thought I, &ldquo;is this
+ place!&mdash;how impressive is this hour!&mdash;surely I feel myself at
+ the footstool of God! The voice of worship is in this deep, soul-thrilling
+ silence, and the tongue of praise speaks, as it were, from the very
+ solitude of the mountains!&rdquo; I then thought of Him who went up into the
+ mountain-top to pray, and felt the majesty of those admirable descriptions
+ of the Almighty, given in the Old Testament, blend in delightful harmony
+ with the beauty and fitness of the Christian dispensation, that brought
+ light and immortality to light. &ldquo;Here,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;do I feel that I am
+ indeed immortal, and destined for scenes of a more exalted and
+ comprehensive existence!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I then proceeded further into the valley, completely freed from the
+ influence of old and superstitious associations. A few porches below me a
+ small river crossed the road, over which was thrown a little stone bridge
+ of rude workmanship. This bridge was the spot on which the apparition was
+ said to appear; and as I approached it, I felt the folly of those terrors
+ which had only a few minutes before beset me so strongly. I found my moral
+ energies recruited, and the dark phantasms of my imagination dispelled by
+ the light of religion, which had refreshed me with a deep sense of the
+ Almighty presence. I accordingly walked forward, scarcely bestowing a
+ thought upon the history of the place, and had got within a few yards of
+ the bridge, when on resting my eye accidentally upon the little elevation
+ formed by its rude arch, I perceived a black coffin placed at the edge of
+ the road, exactly upon the bridge itself!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may be evident to the reader, that, however satisfactory the force of
+ philosophical reasoning might have been upon the subject of the solitude,
+ I was too much the creature of sensation for an hour before, to look on
+ such a startling object with firm nerves. For the first two or three
+ minutes, therefore, T exhibited as finished a specimen of the dastardly as
+ could be imagined. My hair absolutely raised my cap some inches off my
+ head; my mouth opened to an extent which I did not conceive it could
+ possibly reach; I thought my eyes shot out from their sockets, and my
+ fingers spread out and became stiff, though powerless. The &ldquo;<i>obstupui</i>&rdquo;
+ was perfectly realized in me, for, with the exception of a single groan,
+ which I gave on first seeing the object, I found that if one word would
+ save my life, or transport me to my own fireside, I could not utter it. I
+ was also rooted to the earth, as if by magic; and although instant
+ tergiversation and flight had my most hearty concurrence, I could not move
+ a limb, nor even raise my eyes off the sepulchral-looking object which lay
+ before me. I now felt the perspiration fall from my face in torrents, and
+ the strokes of my heart fell audibly on my ear. I even attempted to say,
+ &ldquo;God preserve me!&rdquo; but my tongue was dumb and powerless, and could not
+ move. My eye was still upon the coffin, when I perceived that, from being
+ motionless, it instantly began to swing,&mdash;first in a lateral, then in
+ a longitudinal direction, although it was perfectly evident that no human
+ hand was nearer it than my own. At length I raised my eyes off it, for my
+ vision was strained to an aching intensity, which I thought must have
+ occasioned my eye-strings to crack. I looked instinctively about me for
+ assistance&mdash;but all was dismal, silent, and solitary: even the moon
+ had disappeared among a few clouds that I had not noticed in the sky.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As I stood in this state of indescribable horror, I saw the light
+ gradually fade away from the tops of the mountains, giving the scene
+ around me a dim and spectral ghastliness, which, to those who were never
+ in such a situation, is altogether inconceivable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length I thought I heard a noise as it Were of a rushing tempest,
+ sweeping from the hills down into the valley; but on looking up, I could
+ perceive nothing but the dusky desolation that brooded over the place.
+ Still the noise continued; again I saw the coffin move; I then felt the
+ motion communicated to myself, and found my body borne and swung backwards
+ and forwards, precisely according to the motion of the coffin. I again
+ attempted to utter a cry for assistance, but could not: the motion in my
+ body still continued, as did the approaching noise in the hills. I looked
+ up a second time in the direction in which the valley wound off between
+ them, but judge of what I must have suffered, when I beheld one of the
+ mountains moving, as it were, from its base, and tumbling down towards the
+ spot on which I stood! In the twinkling of an eye the whole scene, hills
+ and all, began to tremble, to vibrate, and to fly round me, with a rapid,
+ delirious motion; the stars shot back into the depths of heaven, and
+ disappeared; the ground on which I stood began to pass from beneath my
+ feet; a noise like the breaking of a thousand gigantic billows again burst
+ from every direction, and I found myself instantly overwhelmed by some
+ deadly weight, which prostrated me on the earth, and deprived me of sense
+ and motion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I know not how long I continued in this state; but I remember that, on
+ opening my eyes the first object that presented itself to me, was the sky
+ glowing as before with ten thousand stars, and the moon walking in her
+ unclouded brightness through the heavens. The whole circumstance then
+ rushed back upon my mind, but with a sense of horror very much diminished;
+ I arose, and on looking towards the spot, perceived the coffin in the same
+ place. I then stood, and endeavoring to collect myself, viewed it as
+ calmly as possible; it was, however, as motionless and distinct as when I
+ first saw it. I now began to reason upon the matter, and to consider that
+ it was pusillanimous in me to give way to such boyish terrors. The
+ confidence, also, which my heart, only a short time before this, had
+ experienced in the presence and protection of the Almighty, again
+ returned, and, along with it, a degree of religious fortitude, which
+ invigorated my whole system. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; thought I, &ldquo;in the name of God I
+ shall ascertain what you are, let the consequence be what it may.&rdquo; I then
+ advanced until I stood exactly over it, and raising my foot gave it a
+ slight kick. &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;nothing remains but to ascertain whether it
+ contains a dead body or not;&rdquo; but on raising the end of it, I perceived by
+ its lightness, that it was empty. To investigate the cause of its being
+ left in this solitary spot was, however, not within the compass of my
+ philosophy, so I gave that up. On looking at it more closely, I noticed a
+ plate, marked with the name and age of the person for whom it was
+ intended, and on bringing my eyes near the letters, I was able, between
+ fingering and reading, to make out the name of my old cudgel-fighting
+ school-fellow, Denis Kelly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This discovery threw a partial light upon the business; but I now
+ remembered to have heard of individuals who had seen black, unearthly
+ coffins, inscribed with the names of certain living persons; and that
+ these were considered as ominous of the death of those persons. I
+ accordingly determined to be certain that this was a real coffin; and as
+ Denis's house was not more than a mile before me, I decided on carrying it
+ that far, &ldquo;If he be dead,&rdquo; thought I, &ldquo;it will be all light, and if not,
+ we will see more about it.&rdquo; My mind, in fact, was diseased by terror. I
+ instantly raised the coffin, and as I found a rope lying on the ground
+ under it, I strapped it about my shoulders and proceeded: nor could I help
+ smiling when I reflected upon the singular transition which the man of
+ sentiment and sensation so strangely underwent;&mdash;from the sublime
+ contemplation of the silent mountain solitude and the spangled heavens to
+ the task of carrying a coffin! It was an adventure, however, and I was
+ resolved to see how it would terminate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was from the bridge an ascent in the road, not so gradual as that by
+ which I descended on the other side; and as the coffin was rather heavy, I
+ began to repent of having anything to do with it; for I was by no means
+ experienced in carrying coffins. The carriage of it was, indeed,
+ altogether an irksome and unpleasant concern; for owing to my ignorance of
+ using the rope that tied it skilfully, it was every moment sliding down my
+ back, dragging along the stones, or bumping against my heels: besides, I
+ saw no sufficient grounds I had for entering upon the ludicrous and odd
+ employment of carrying another man's coffin, and was several; times upon
+ the point of washing my hands out of it altogether. But the novelty of the
+ incident, and the mystery in which it was involved, decided me in bringing
+ it as far as Kelly's house, which was exactly on my way home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had yet half a mile to go; but I thought it would be best to strap it
+ more firmly about my body before I could start again: I therefore set it
+ standing on its end, just at the turn of the road, until I should breathe
+ a little, for I was rather exhausted by a trudge under it of half a mile
+ and upwards. Whilst the coffin was in this position, I standing exactly
+ behind it (Kelly had been a tall man, consequently it was somewhat higher
+ than I was), a crowd of people, bearing lights, advanced round the corner;
+ and the first object which presented itself to their vision, was the
+ coffin in, that position, whilst I was totally invisible behind it. As
+ soon as they saw it, there was an involuntary cry of consternation from
+ the whole crowd; at this time I had the coffin once more strapped firmly
+ by a running knot to my shoulders, so that I could loose it whenever I
+ pleased. On seeing the party, and hearing certain expressions which
+ dropped from them, I knew at once that there had been some unlucky blunder
+ in the business on their part; and I would have given a good deal to be
+ out of the circumstances in which I then stood. I felt that I could not
+ possibly have accounted for my situation, without bringing myself in for
+ as respectable a portion of rank cowardice as those who ran away from the
+ coffin; for that it was left behind in a fit of terror, I now entertained
+ no doubt whatever, particularly when I remembered the traditions connected
+ with the spot in which I found it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;<i>Manim a Yea agus a wurrah!</i>&rdquo;* exclaimed one of them, &ldquo;if the black
+ man hasn't brought it up from the bridge! <i>Dher a larna heena</i>**, he
+ did; for it was above the bridge we first seen him: jist for all the world&mdash;the
+ Lord be about us&mdash;as Antony and me war coming out on the road at the
+ bridge, there he was standing&mdash;a headless man, all black, without
+ face or eyes upon him&mdash;and then we left the coffin and cut acrass the
+ fields home.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * My soul to God and the Virgin.
+
+ ** By the very book&mdash;meaning the Bible, which, in the
+ Irish, is not simply called the book, but the very
+ book, or the book itself.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But where is he now, Eman?&rdquo; said one of them, &ldquo;are you sure you seen
+ him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Seen him!&rdquo; both exclaimed, &ldquo;do you think we'd take to our scrapers like
+ two hares, only we did; arrah, bad manners to you, do you think the coffin
+ could walk up wid itself from the bridge to this, only he brought it?&mdash;isn't
+ that enough?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thrue for yez,&rdquo; the rest exclaimed, &ldquo;but what's to be done?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why to bring the coffin home, now that we're all together,&rdquo; another
+ observed; &ldquo;they say he never appears to more than two at wanst, so he
+ won't be apt to show himself now, when we're together.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, boys, let two of you go down to it,&rdquo; said one of them, &ldquo;and we'll
+ wait here till yez bring it up.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Eman Dhu, &ldquo;do you go down, Owen, as you have the Scapular* on
+ you, and the jug of holy water in your hand, and let Billy M'Shane, here
+ repate the confeethurs (* <i>The Confiteor</i>) along wid you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * The scapular is one of the highest religious orders,
+ and is worn by both priest and layman. It is considered
+ by the people a safeguard against evil both spiritual
+ and physical.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Isn't it the same thing, Eman,&rdquo; replied Owen, &ldquo;if I shake the holy water
+ on you, and whoever goes wid you? sure you know that if only one dhrop of
+ it touched you, the devil himself couldn't harm you!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And what needs yourself be afraid, then,&rdquo; retorted Eman; &ldquo;and you has the
+ Scapular on you to the back of that? Didn't you say, you war coming out,
+ that if it was the devil, you'd disparse him?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You had betther not be mintioning his name, you <i>omadhaun</i>,&rdquo; replied
+ the other; &ldquo;if I was your age, and hadn't a wife and childre on my hands,
+ it's myself that would trust in God, and go down manfully; but the people
+ are hen-hearted now, besides what they used to be in my time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During this conversation, I had resolved, if possible, to keep up the
+ delusion, until I could get myself extricated with due secrecy out of this
+ ridiculous situation; and I was glad to find that, owing to their
+ cowardice, there was some likelihood of effecting my design.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ned,&rdquo; said one of them to a little man, &ldquo;go down and speak to it, as it
+ can't harm you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why sure,&rdquo; said Ned, with a tremor in his voice, &ldquo;I can speak to it where
+ I am, widout going within rache of it. Boys, stand close to me: hem&mdash;In
+ the name of&mdash;but don't you think I had betther spake to it in the
+ Latin I sarve mass* wid; it can't but answer that, for the sowl of it,
+ seeing it's a blest language?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * The person who serves mass, as it is called, is he
+ who makes the responses to the priest during that
+ ceremony. As the mass is said in Latin the serving of
+ it must necessarily fall upon many who are ignorant of
+ that language, and whose pronunciation of it is, of
+ course, extremely ludicrous.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; the rest replied; &ldquo;try that Ned; give it the best and
+ ginteelest grammar you have, and maybe it may thrate us dacent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now it so happened that, in my schoolboy days, I had joined a class of
+ young fellows who were learning what is called the &ldquo;<i>Sarvin' of Mass</i>&rdquo;
+ and had impressed it so accurately on a pretty retentive memory, that I
+ never forgot it. At length, Ned pulled, out his beads, and bedewed himself
+ most copiously with the holy water. He then shouted out, with a voice
+ which resembled that of a man in an ague fit, &ldquo;Dom-i-n-us vo-bis-cum?&rdquo; &ldquo;Et
+ cum spiritu tuo,&rdquo; I replied, in a husky sepulchral tone, from behind the
+ coffin. As soon as I uttered these words, the whole crowd ran back
+ instinctively with fright; and Ned got so weak, that they were obliged to
+ support him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lord have marcy on us!&rdquo; said Ned; &ldquo;hoys, isn't it an awful thing to speak
+ to a spirit? my hair is like I dunna what, it's sticking up so stiff upon
+ my head.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Spake to it in English, Ned,&rdquo; said they, till we hear what it will say.
+ Ax it does anything trouble it; or whether its sowl's in Purgatory.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wouldn't it be betther,&rdquo; observed another, &ldquo;to ax it who murthered it;
+ maybe it wants to discover that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In the&mdash;na-me of Go-o-d-ness,&rdquo; said Ned, down to me, &ldquo;what are you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm the soul,&rdquo; I replied in the same voice, &ldquo;of the pedlar that was
+ murdered on the bridge below.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And&mdash;who&mdash;was&mdash;-it, sur, wid&mdash;submission, that&mdash;murdhered&mdash;you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this I made no reply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say,&rdquo; continued Ned, &ldquo;in&mdash;the&mdash;name&mdash;of&mdash;G-o-o-d-ness&mdash;who
+ was it&mdash;that took the liberty of murdhering you, dacent man?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ned Corrigan,&rdquo; I answered, giving his own name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hem! God presarve us! Ned Corrigan!&rdquo; he exclaimed. &ldquo;What Ned, for there's
+ two of them&mdash;is it myself or the other vagabone?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yourself, you murderer!&rdquo; I replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ho!&rdquo; said Ned, getting quite stout, &ldquo;is that you, neighbor? Come, now,
+ walk out wid yourself out of that coffin, you vagabone you, whoever you
+ are.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you mane, Ned, by spaking to it that-a-way?&rdquo; the rest inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hut,&rdquo; said Ned, &ldquo;it's some fellow or other that's playing a thrick upon
+ us. Sure I never knew either act nor part of the murdher, nor of the
+ murdherers; and you know, if it was anything of that nature, it couldn't
+ tell me a lie, and me a Scapularian along wid axing it in God's name, with
+ Father Feasthalagh's Latin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Big tare-an'-ouns;&rdquo; said the rest; &ldquo;if we thought it was any man making
+ fun of us, but we'd crop the ears off his head, to tache him to be
+ joking!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To tell the truth, when I heard this suggestion, I began to repent of my
+ frolic; but I was determined to make another effort to finish the
+ adventure creditably.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ned,&rdquo; said they, &ldquo;throw some of the holy water on us all, and in the name
+ of St. Pether and the Blessed Virgin, we'll go down and examine it in a
+ body.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This they considered a good thought, and Ned was sprinkling the water
+ about him in all directions, whilst he repeated some jargon which was
+ completely unintelligible. They then began to approach the coffin at
+ dead-march time, and I felt that this was the only moment in which my plan
+ could succeed; for had I waited until they came down all would have been
+ discovered. As soon, therefore, as they began to move towards me, I also
+ began, with equal solemnity, to retrograde towards them; so that, as the
+ coffin was between us, it seemed to move without human means.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stop, for God's sake, stop,&rdquo;&mdash;shouted Ned; &ldquo;it's movin'! It has made
+ the coffin alive; don't you see it thravelling this way widout hand or
+ foot, barring the boords?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was now a halt to ascertain the fact: but I still retrograded. This
+ was sufficient; a cry of terror broke from the whole group, and, without
+ waiting for further evidence, they set off in the direction they came
+ from, at full speed, Ned flinging the jug of holy water at the coffin,
+ lest the latter should follow, or the former encumber him in his flight.
+ Never was there so complete a discomfiture; and so eager were they to
+ escape, that several of them came down on the stones; and I could hear
+ them shouting with desperation, and imploring the more advanced not to
+ leave them behind. I instantly disentangled myself from the coffin, and
+ left it standing exactly in the middle of the road, for the next passenger
+ to give it a lift as far as Denis Kelly's, if he felt so disposed. I lost
+ no time in making the best of my way home; and on passing poor Denis's
+ house I perceived, by the bustle and noise within, that he was dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had given my friends no notice of this visit; my reception was
+ consequently the warmer, as I was not expected. That evening was a happy
+ one, which I shall long remember. At supper I alluded to Kelly, and
+ received from my brother a full account, as given in the following
+ narrative, of the circumstances which caused his death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I need not remind you, Toby, of our schoolboy days, nor of the principles
+ usually imbibed at such schools as that in which the two tiny factions of
+ the Caseys and the Murphys qualified themselves, among the latter of whom
+ you cut so distinguished a figure. You will not, therefore, be surprised
+ to hear that these two factions are as bitter as ever, and that the boys
+ who at Pat Mulligan's school belabored each other, in imitation of their
+ brothers and fathers, continue to set the same iniquitous example to their
+ children; so that this groundless and hereditary enmity is likely to
+ descend to future generations; unless, indeed, the influence of a more
+ enlightened system of education may check it. But, unhappily, there is a
+ strong suspicion of the object proposed by such a system; so that the
+ advantages likely to result from it to the lower orders of the people will
+ be slow and distant.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, John,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;now that we are upon that subject, let me ask what
+ really is the bone of contention between Irish factions?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I assure you,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;I am almost as much at a loss, Toby, to give
+ you a satisfactory answer, as if you asked me the elevation of the highest
+ mountain on the moon; and I believe you would find equal difficulty in
+ ascertaining the cause of their feuds from the factions themselves. I
+ really am convinced they know not, nor, if I rightly understand them, do
+ they much care. Their object is to fight, and the turning of a straw will
+ at any time furnish them with sufficient grounds for that. I do not think,
+ after all, that the enmity between them is purery personal: they do not
+ hate each other individually; but having originally had one quarrel upon
+ some trifling occasion, the beaten party cannot bear the stigma of defeat
+ without another trial of strength. Then, if they succeed, the onus of
+ retrieving lost credit is thrown upon the party that was formerly
+ victorious. If they fail a second time, the double triumph of their
+ conquerors excites them to a greater determination to throw off the
+ additional disgrace; and this species of alternation perpetuates the evil.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;These habits, however, familiarize our peasantry to acts of outrage and
+ violence&mdash;the bad passions are cultivated and nourished, until
+ crimes, which peaceable men look upon with fear and horror, lose their
+ real magnitude and deformity in the eyes of Irishmen. I believe this kind
+ of undefined hatred between either parties or nations, is the most
+ dangerous and fatal spirit which can pervade any portion of society. If
+ you hate a man for an obvious and palpable injury, it is likely that when
+ he cancels that injury by an act of subsequent kindness, accompanied by an
+ exhibition of sincere sorrow, you will cease to look upon him as your
+ enemy; but where the hatred is such that, while feeling you cannot, on a
+ sober examination of your heart, account for it, there is little hope that
+ you will ever be able to stifle the enmity that you entertain against him.
+ This, however, in politics and religion, is what is frequently designated
+ as principle&mdash;a word on which men, possessing higher and greater
+ advantages than the poor ignorant peasantry of Ireland, pride themselves.
+ In sects and parties, we may mark its effects among all ranks and nations.
+ I therefore, seldom wish, Toby, to hear a man assert that he is of this
+ party or that, from principle; for I am usually inclined to suspect that
+ he is not, in this case, influenced by conviction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Kelly was a man who, but for these scandalous proceedings among us, might
+ have been now alive and happy. Although his temperament was warm, yet that
+ warmth communicated itself to his good as well as to his evil qualities.
+ In the beginning his family were not attached to any faction&mdash;and
+ when I use the word faction, it is in contradistinction to the word party&mdash;for
+ faction, you know, is applied to a feud or grudge between Roman Catholics
+ exclusively. But when he was young, he ardently attached himself to the
+ Murphys; and, having continued among them until manhood, he could not
+ abandon them, consistently with that sense of mistaken honor which forms
+ so prominent a feature in the character of the Irish peasantry. But
+ although the Kellys were not <i>faction-men</i>, they were bitter <i>party-men</i>,
+ being the ringleaders of every quarrel Which took place between the
+ Catholics and Protestants, or, I should rather say, between the Orangemen
+ and Whiteboys.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;From the moment Denis attached himself to the Murphys, until the day he
+ received the beating which subsequently occasioned his death, he never
+ withdrew from them. He was in all their battles; and in course of time,
+ induced his relations to follow his example; so that, by general consent,
+ they were nicknamed 'the Errigle Slashers.' Soon after you left the
+ country, and went to reside with my uncle, Denis married a daughter of
+ little Dick Magrath's, from the Race-road, with whom he got a little
+ money. She proved a kind, affectionate wife; and, to do him justice, I
+ believe he was an excellent husband. Shortly after his marriage his father
+ died, and Denis succeeded him in his farm; for you know that, among the
+ peasantry, the youngest generally gets the landed property&mdash;the elder
+ children being obliged to provide for themselves according to their
+ ability, as otherwise a population would multiply upon a portion of land
+ inadequate to its support.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was supposed that Kelly's marriage would have been the means of
+ producing a change in him for the better, but it did not. He was, in fact,
+ the slave of a low, vain ambition, which constantly occasioned him to have
+ some quarrel or other on his hands; and, as he possessed great physical
+ courage and strength, he became the champion of the parish. It was in vain
+ that his wife used every argument to induce him to relinquish such
+ practices; the only reply he was in the habit of making, was a
+ good-humored slap on the back and a laugh, saying,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'That's it, Honor; sure and isn't that the Magraths, all over, that would
+ let the manest spalpeen that ever chewed cheese thramp upon them, without
+ raising a hand in their own defence; and I don't blame you for being a
+ coward, seeing that you have their blood in your veins&mdash;not but that
+ there ought to be something betther in you, afther all; for it's the
+ M'Karrons, by your mother's side, that had the good dhrop of their own in
+ them, anyhow&mdash;but you're a Magrath out and out.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'And, Denis,' Honor would reply, 'it would be a blessed day for the
+ parish, if all in it were as peaceable as the same Magraths. There would
+ be no sore heads, nor broken bones, nor fighting, nor slashing of one
+ another in fairs and markets, when people ought to be minding their
+ business. You're ever and always at the Magraths, bekase they don't join
+ you agin the Caseys or the Orangemen, and more fools they'd be to make or
+ meddle between you, having no spite agin either of them; and it would be
+ wiser for you to be <i>sed</i> by the Magraths, and <i>red</i> your hands
+ out of sich ways altogether. What did ever the Murphys do to sarve you or
+ any of your family, that you'd go to make a great man of yourself fighting
+ for them? Or what did the poor Caseys do to make you go agin the honest
+ people? Arrah, bad manners to me, if you know what you're about, or if <i>sonse</i>
+ (* Good Luck) or grace can ever come of it; and mind my words, Denis, if
+ God hasn't said it, you'll live to rue your folly for the same work.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At this Denis would laugh heartily. 'Well said, Honor <i>Magrath</i>, but
+ not <i>Kelly</i>, Well, it's one comfort that our childher aren't likely
+ to follow your side of the house, any way. Come here, Lanty; come over,
+ acushla, to your father! Lanty, ma bouchal, what 'ill you do when you grow
+ a man?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'll buy a horse of my own to ride on, daddy.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'A horse, Lanty! and so you will, ma bouchal; but that's not it&mdash;sure
+ that's not what I mane, Lanty. What 'ill you do to the Caseys?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ho, ho! the Caseys! I'll bate the blackguards wid your blackthorn,
+ daddy!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ha, ha, ha! that's my stout man, my brave little soger! <i>Wus dha lamh
+ avick!</i>&mdash;give me your hand, my son! Here, Nelly,' he would say to
+ the child's eldest sister, 'give him a brave whang of bread, to make him
+ able to bate the Caseys. Well, Lanty, who more will you leather, ahagur?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'All the Orangemen; I'll kill all the Orangemen!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This would produce another laugh from the father, who would again kiss
+ and shake hands with his son, for these early manifestations of his own
+ spirit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Lanty, ma bouchal,' he would say, 'thank God, you're not a <i>Magrath</i>;
+ 'tis you that's a <i>Kelly</i>, every blessed inch of you! and if you turn
+ out as good a <i>buillagh balthah</i> as your father afore you, I'll be
+ contint, avour-neen!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'God forgive you, Denis,' the-wife would reply, 'it's long before you'd
+ think of larning him his prayers, or his cateehiz, or anything that's
+ good! Lanty, agra, come over to myself, and never heed what that man says;
+ for, except you have some poor body's blessing, he'll bring you to no
+ good.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sometimes, however, Kelly's own natural good sense, joined with the
+ remonstrances of his wife, prevailed for a short time, and he would
+ withdraw himself from the connection altogether; but the force of habit
+ and of circumstances was too strong in him, to hope that he could ever
+ overcome it by his own firmness, for he was totally destitute of religion.
+ The peaceable intervals of his life were therefore very short.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One summer evening I was standing in my own garden, when I saw a man
+ galloping up towards me at full speed. When he approached, I recognized
+ him as one of the Murphy faction, and perceived that he was cut and
+ bleeding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Murphy,' said I, 'What's the matter!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Hard fighting, sir,' said he, 'is the matter. The Caseys gathered all
+ their faction, bekase they heard that Denis Kelly has given us up, and
+ they're sweeping the street wid us. I'm going hot foot for Kelly, sir, for
+ even the very name of him will turn the tide in our favor. Along wid that,
+ I have sent in a score of the Duggans, and, if I get in Denis, plase God
+ we'll clear the town of them!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He then set off, but pulled up abruptly, and said,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Arrah, Mr. Darcy, maybe you'd be civil enough to lind me the loan of a
+ sword, or bagnet, or gun, or anything that way, that would be sarviceable
+ to a body on a pinch?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Yes!' said I, 'and enable you to commit murder? No, no, Murphy; I'm
+ sorry it's not in my power to put a final stop to such dangerous
+ quarrels!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He then dashed off, and in the course of a short time I saw him and
+ Kelly, both on horseback, hurrying into the town in all possible haste,
+ armed with their cudgels. The following day, I got my dog and gun, and
+ sauntered about the hills, making a point to call upon Kelly. I found him
+ with his head tied up, and his arm in a sling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, Denis,' said I, 'I find you have kept your promise of giving up
+ quarrels!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And so I did, sir,' said Denis; 'but, sure you wouldn't have me for to go
+ desart them, when the Caseys war three to one over them? No; God be
+ thanked, I'm not so mane as that, anyhow. Besides, they welted both my
+ brothers within an inch of their lives.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I think they didn't miss yourself,' said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You may well say they did not, sir,' he replied: 'and, to tell God's
+ truth, they thrashed us right and left out of the town, although we
+ rallied three times, and came in agin. At any rate, it's the first time
+ for the last five years that they dare go up and down the street, calling
+ out for the face of a Murphy, or a Kelly; for they're as bitter now agin
+ us as agin the Murphys themselves.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, I hope, Denis,' I observed, 'that what occurred yesterday will
+ prevent you from entering into their quarrels in future. Indeed, I shall
+ not give over, until I prevail on you to lead a quiet and peaceable life,
+ as the father of a rising family ought to do.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Denis,' said the wife, when I alluded to the children, looking at him
+ with a reproachful and significant expression&mdash;'Denis, do you hear
+ that!&mdash;the father of a family, Denis! Oh, then, God look down on that
+ family; but it's&mdash;Musha, God bless you and yours, sir,' said she to
+ me, dropping that part of the subject abruptly; 'it's kind of you to
+ trouble yourself about him, at all at all: it's what them that has a
+ better right to do it, doesn't do.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I hope,' said I, 'that Denis's own good sense will show him the folly
+ and guilt of his conduct, and that he will not, under any circumstances,
+ enter into their battles in future. Come, Denis, will you promise me
+ this?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'If any man,' replied Denis, 'could make me do it, it's yourself, sir, or
+ any one of your family; but if the priest of the parish was to go down on
+ his knees before me, I wouldn't give it up till we give them vagabone
+ Caseys one glorious battherin,' which, plase God, we'll do, and are well
+ able to do, before a month of Sundays goes over us. Now, sir, you needn't
+ say another word,' said he, seeing me about to speak; 'for by Him that
+ made me we'll do it! If any man, I say, could persuade me agin it, you
+ could; but, if we don't pay them full interest for what we got, why my
+ name's not Denis Kelly&mdash;ay, sweep them like varmint out of the town,
+ body and sleeves!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I saw argument would be lost on him, so I only observed, that I feared it
+ would eventually end badly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Och, many and many's the time, Mr. Darcy,' said Honor, 'I prophesied the
+ same thing; and, if God hasn't said it, he'll be coming home a corpse to
+ me some day or other; for he got as much bating, sir, as would be enough
+ to kill a horse; and, to tell you God's truth, sir, he's breeding up his
+ childher&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Honor,' said Kelly, irritated, 'whatever I do, do I lave it in your
+ power to say that I'm a bad husband? so don't rise me by your talk, for I
+ don't like to be provoked. I know it's wrong, but what can I do? Would you
+ have me for to show the Garran-bane,* and lave them like a cowardly
+ thraitor, now that the other faction is coming up to be their match? No;
+ let what will come of it, I'll never do the mane thing&mdash;death before
+ dishonor!'
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * The white horse, i.e., be wanting in mettle.
+ Tradition affirms that James the Second escaped on a
+ white horse from the battle of the Boyne; and from this
+ circumstance a white horse has become the emblem of
+ cowardice.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In this manner Kelly went on for years; sometimes, indeed, keeping quiet
+ for a short period, but eventually drawn in, from the apprehension of
+ being reproached with want of honor and truth, to his connection. This,
+ truly, is an imputation which no peasant could endure; nor, were he
+ thought capable of treachery, would he be safe from the vengeance of his
+ own party. Many a time have I seen Kelly reeling home, his head and face
+ sadly cut, the blood streaming from him, and his wife and some neighbor on
+ each side of him&mdash;the poor woman weeping and deploring the senseless
+ and sanguinary feuds in which her husband took so active a part.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;About three miles from this, down at the Long Ridge, where the Shannons
+ live, dwelt a family of the Grogans, cousins to Denis. They were anything
+ but industrious, although they might have lived very independently, having
+ held a farm on what they called an old take, which means a long lease
+ taken out when lands were cheap. It so happened, however, that, like too
+ many of their countrymen, they paid little attention to the cultivation of
+ their farm; the consequence of which neglect was, that they became
+ embarrassed, and overburdened with arrears. Their landlord was old Sam
+ Simmons, whose only fault to his tenants was an excess of indulgence, and
+ a generous disposition wherever he could possibly get an opportunity to
+ scatter his money about him, upon the spur of a benevolence which, it
+ would seem, never ceased goading him to acts of the most Christian
+ liberality and kindness. Along with these excellent qualities, he was
+ remarkable for a most rooted aversion to law and lawyers; for he would
+ lose one hundred pounds rather than recover that sum by legal proceedings,
+ even when certain that five Pounds would effect it; but he seldom or never
+ was known to pardon a breach of the peace.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have always found that an excess of indulgence in a landlord never
+ fails ultimately to injure and relax the industry of the tenant; at least,
+ this was the effect which his forbearance produced on them. But the most
+ extraordinary good-nature has its limits, and so had his; after repeated
+ warning, and the most unparalleled patience on his part, he was at length
+ compelled to determine on at once removing them from his estate, and
+ letting his land to some more efficient and deserving tenant. He
+ accordingly desired them to remove their property from the premises, as he
+ did not wish, he said, to leave them without the means of entering upon
+ another farm, if they felt so disposed. This they refused to do; adding,
+ that they would, at least, put him to the expense of ejecting them. He
+ then gave orders to his agent to seize; but they, in the mean time, had
+ secreted their effects by night among their friends and relations, sending
+ a cow to this one, and a horse to that; so that, when the bailiff came to
+ levy his execution, he found very little, except the empty walls. They
+ were, however, ejected without ceremony, and driven altogether off the
+ farm, for which they had actually paid nothing for the three preceding
+ years. In the mean time the farm was advertised to be let, and several
+ persons had offered themselves as tenants; but what appeared very
+ remarkable was, that the Roman Catholics seldom came a second time to make
+ any further inquiry about it; or, if they did, Simmons observed that they
+ were sure to withdraw their proposals, and ultimately decline having
+ anything to do with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This was a circumstance which he could not properly understand; but the
+ fact was, that the peasantry were almost to a man members of a
+ widely-extending system of agrarian combination, the secret influence of
+ which intimidated such of their own religion as intended to take it, and
+ prevented them from exposing themselves to the penalty which they knew
+ those who should dare to occupy it must pay. In a short time, however, the
+ matter began to be whispered about, until it spread gradually, day after
+ day, through the parish, that those who already had proposed, or intended
+ to propose, were afraid to enter upon the land on any terms. Hitherto, it
+ is true, these threats floated about only in the vague form of rumor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The farm had been now unoccupied for about a year; party spirit ran very
+ high among the peasantry, and no proposals came in, or were at all likely
+ to come. Simmons then got advertisements printed, and had them posted up
+ in the most conspicuous parts of this and the neighboring parishes. It was
+ expected, however, that they would be torn down; but, instead of that,
+ there was a written notice posted up immediately under each, which ran in
+ the following words:&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;'Take Notess.
+
+ &ldquo;'Any man that'll dare to take the farm belonging to
+ smooth Sam Simmons, and sitivated at the long ridge,
+ will be flayed alive.
+
+ &ldquo;' Mat Midnight.
+
+ &ldquo;'B. N.&mdash;It's it that was latterrally occupied by the
+ Grogans.'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This occasioned Simmons and the other magistrates of the barony to hold a
+ meeting, at which they subscribed to the amount of fifty pounds as a
+ reward for discovering the author or authors of the threatening notice;
+ but the advertisement containing the reward, which was posted in the usual
+ places through the parish, was torn down on the first night after it was
+ put up. In the meantime, a man, nicknamed Vengeance&mdash;Vesey Vengeance,
+ in consequence of his daring and fearless spirit, and his bitterness in
+ retaliating injury&mdash;came to Simmons, and proposed for the farm. The
+ latter candidly mentioned the circumstances of the notice, and fairly told
+ him that he was running a personal risk in taking it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Leave that to me, sir,' said Vengeance; 'if you will set me the farm at
+ the terms I offer, I am willing to become your tenant; and let them that
+ posted up the notices go to old Nick, or, if they annoy me, let them take
+ care I don't send them there. I am a true blue, sir&mdash;a purple man*&mdash;have
+ lots of fire-arms, and plenty of stout fellows in the parish ready and
+ willing to back me; and, by the light of day if they make or meddle with
+ me or mine, we will hunt them in the face of the world, like so many mad
+ dogs, out of the country: what are they but a pack of ribles, that would
+ cut our throats, if they dared?'
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * These terms denote certain stages of initiation in
+ the Orange system
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I have no objection,' said Simmons, 'that you should express a firm
+ determination to defend your life and protect your property; but I utterly
+ condemn the spirit with which you seem to be animated. Be temperate and
+ sober, but be firm. I will afford you every assistance and protection in
+ my power, both as a magistrate and a landlord; but if you speak so
+ incautiously, the result may be serious, if not fatal, to yourself.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Instead of that,' said Vengeance, 'the more a man appears to be afeard,
+ the more danger he is in, as I know by what I have seen; but, at any rate,
+ if they injure me, I wouldn't ask better sport than taking down the ribles&mdash;the
+ bloody-minded villains! Isn't it a purty thing that a man darn't put one
+ foat past the other only as they wish. By the light o' day, I'll pepper
+ them!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Shortly after this, Vengeance, braving all their threats, removed to the
+ farm, and set about its cultivation with skill and vigor. He had not been
+ long there, however, when, a notice was posted one night on his door,
+ giving him ten days to clear off from this interdicted spot, threatening,
+ in case of non-compliance, to make a bonfire of the house and offices,
+ inmates included. The reply, which Vengeance made to this was fearless and
+ characteristic. He wrote another notice, which he posted on the
+ chapel-door, stating that he would not budge an inch&mdash;recommending,
+ at the same time, such as intended paying him a nightly visit to be
+ careful that they might not chance to go home with their heels foremost.
+ This, indeed, was setting them completely at defiance, and would, no doubt
+ have been fatal to Vesey, were it not for a circumstance which I will now
+ relate:&mdash;In a little dell, below Vesey's house, lived a poor woman,
+ called Doran, a widow; she inhabited a small hut, and was principally
+ supported by her two sons, who were servants, one to a neighboring farmer,
+ a Roman Catholic, and the other to Dr. Ableson, rector of the parish. He
+ who had been with the rector lost his health shortly before Vengeance
+ succeeded the Grogans as occupier of the land in question, and was obliged
+ to come home to his mother. He was then confined to his bed, from which,
+ indeed, he never rose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This boy had been his mother's principal support&mdash;for the other was
+ unsettled, and paid her but little attention, being like most of those in
+ his situation, fond of drinking, dancing, and attending fairs. In short,
+ he became a Ribbonman, and consequently was obliged to attend their
+ nightly meetings. Now it so happened that for a considerable time after
+ the threatening notice had been posted on Vengeance's door, he received no
+ annoyance, although the period allowed for his departure had been long
+ past, and the purport of the paper uncomplied with. Whether this proceeded
+ from an apprehension on the part of the Ribbonmen of receiving a warmer
+ welcome than they might wish, or whether they deferred the execution of
+ their threat until Vengeance might be off his guard, I cannot determine;
+ but the fact is, that some months had elapsed and Vengeance remained
+ hitherto unmolested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;During this interval the distress of Widow Doran had become known to the
+ inmates of his family, and his mother&mdash;for she lived with him&mdash;used
+ to bring down each day some nourishing food to the sick boy. In these kind
+ offices she was very punctual; and so great was the poverty of the poor
+ widow, and so destitute the situation of her sick son, that, in fact, the
+ burden of their support lay principally upon Vengeance's family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Vengeance was a small, thin man, with fair hair, and fiery eyes; his
+ voice was loud and shrill, his utterance rapid, and the general expression
+ of his countenance irritable. His motions were so quick, that he rather
+ seemed to run than walk. He was a civil, obliging neighbor, but performed
+ his best actions with a bad grace; a firm, unflinching friend, but a
+ bitter and implacable enemy. Upon the whole he was generally esteemed and
+ respected&mdash;though considered as an eccentric character, for such
+ indeed he was. On hearing of Widow Doran's distress, he gave orders that a
+ portion of each meal should be regularly sent down to her and her son; and
+ from that period forward they were both supported principally from his
+ table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In this way some months had passed, and still Vengeance was undisturbed
+ in his farm. It often happened, however, that Doran's other son came to
+ see his brother; and during these visits it was but natural that his
+ mother and brother should allude to the kindness which they daily
+ experienced from Vesey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One night, about twelve o'clock, a tap came to Widow Doran's door, who
+ happened to be attending the invalid, as he was then nearly in the last
+ stage of his illness. When she opened it, the other son entered, in an
+ evident hurry, having the appearance of a man who felt deep and serious
+ anxiety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Mother,' said he, 'I was very uneasy entirely about Mick, and just
+ started over to see him, although they don't know at home that I'm out, so
+ I can't stay a crack; but I wish you would go to the door for two or three
+ minutes, as I have something to say to him.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Why, thin, Holy Mother!&mdash;Jack, a-hagur, is there anything the
+ matther, for you look as if you had seen something?' *
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * This phrase means&mdash;you look as if you had seen a
+ ghost; it is a very common one.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Nothing worse than myself, mother,' he replied; 'nor there's nothing the
+ matther at all&mdash;only I have a few words to say to Mick here, that's
+ all.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The mother accordingly removed herself out of hearing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Mick,' says the boy, 'this is a bad business&mdash;I wish to God I was
+ clear and clane out of it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What is it?' said Mick, alarmed. &ldquo;' Murther, I'm afeard, if God doesn't
+ turn it off of them, somehow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What do you mane, man, at all?' said the invalid, raising himself, in
+ deep emotion, on his elbow, from his poor straw bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Vengeance,' said he&mdash;'Vengeance, man&mdash;he's going to get it. I
+ was out with the boys on Sunday evening, and at last it's agreed on to
+ visit him to-morrow night. I'm sure and sartin he'll never escape, for
+ there's more in for him than taking the farm, and daring them so often as
+ he did&mdash;he shot two fingers off of a brother-in-law of Jem Reilly's
+ one night that they war on for threshing him, and that's coming home to
+ him along with the rest.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'In the name of God, Jack,' inquired Mick, 'what do they intend to do to
+ him?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;' Why,' replied Jack, 'it's agreed to put a coal in the thatch, in the
+ first place; and although they were afeared to name what he's to get
+ besides, I doubt they'll make a spatchcock of himself. They won't meddle
+ with any other of the family, though&mdash;but he's down for it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Are you to be one of them?' asked Mick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I was the third man named,' replied the other, 'bekase, they said, I
+ knew the place.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Jack,' said his emaciated brother, with much solemnity, raising himself
+ up in the bed&mdash;'Jack, if you have act or part in that bloody
+ business, God in his glory you'll never see. Fly the country&mdash;cut off
+ a finger or toe&mdash;break your arm&mdash;or do something that may
+ prevent you from being there. Oh, my God!' he exclaimed, whilst the tears
+ fell fast down his pale cheeks&mdash;'to go to murder the man, and lave
+ his little family widout a head or a father over them, and his wife a
+ widow! To burn his place, widout rhime, or rason, or offince! Jack, if you
+ go, I'll die cursing you. I'll appear to you&mdash;I'll let you rest
+ neither night nor day, sleeping nor waking, in bed or out of bed. I'll
+ haunt you, till you'll curse the very hour you war born.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Whist, Micky,' said Jack, 'you're frightening me: I'll not go&mdash;will
+ that satisfy you?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, dhrop down on your two knees, there,' said Micky, 'and swear
+ before the God that has his eye upon you this minute, that you'll have no
+ hand in injuring him or his, while you live. If you don't do this, I'll
+ not rest in my grave and maybe I'll be a corpse before mornin.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well Micky, said Jack, who though wild and unthinking, was a lad whose
+ heart and affections were good, 'it would be hard for me to refuse you
+ that much, and you! not likely to be long wid me&mdash;I will;' and he
+ accordingly knelt down and swore solemnly, in words which his brother
+ dictated to him, that he would not be concerned in the intended murder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Now, give me your hand, Jack,' said the invalid; 'God bless you&mdash;and
+ so He will. Jack, if I depart before I see you again, I'll die happy. That
+ man has supported me and my mother for near the last three months, bad as
+ you all think him. Why, Jack, we would both be dead of hunger long ago,
+ only for his family; and, my God! to think, of such a murdhering intention
+ makes my blood run cowld'&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'You had better give him a hint, then,' said Jack, 'some way, or he'll be
+ done for, as sure as you're stretched on that bed; but don't mintion
+ names, if you wish to keep me from being murdhered for what I did. I must
+ be off now, for I stole out of the barn:* and only that Atty Laghy's gone
+ along wid the master to the &mdash;&mdash; fair, to help him to sell the
+ two coults, I couldn't get over at all.'
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Laboring servants in Ireland usually sleep in barns.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, go home, Jack, and God bless you, and so He will, for what you did
+ this night.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jack accordingly departed, after bidding his mother and brother farewell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;When the old woman came in, she asked her son if there was anything wrong
+ with his brother, but he replied that there was not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Nothing at all,' said he&mdash;'but will you get up airly in the
+ morning, plase God, and tell Vesey Johnston that I want to see him; and&mdash;that&mdash;I
+ have a great dale to say to him?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;' To be sure I will, Micky; but, Lord guard us, what ails you, avourneen,
+ you look so frightened?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Nothing at all, at all, mother; but will you go where I say airly
+ to-morrow, for me?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It's the first thing I'll do, God willin',' replied the mother. And the
+ next morning Vesey was down with the invalid very early, for the old woman
+ kept her word and paid him a timely visit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, Micky, my boy,' said Vengeance, as he entered the hut, 'I hope
+ you're no worse this morning.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Not worse, sir,' replied Mick; 'nor, indeed, am I anything better
+ either, but much the same way. Sure it's I that knows very well that my
+ time here is but short.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, Mick, my boy,' said Vengeance, 'I hope you're prepared for death&mdash;and
+ that you expect forgiveness, like a Christian. Look up, my boy, to God at
+ once, and pitch the priests and their craft to ould Nick, where they'll
+ all go at the long-run.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I b'lieve,' said Mick, with a faint smile, 'that you're not very fond of
+ the priests, Mr. Johnston; but if you knew the power they possess as well
+ as I do, you wouldn't spake of them so bad, anyhow.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Me fond of them!' replied the other;' 'why, man, they're a set of the
+ most gluttonous, black-looking hypocrites that ever walked on neat's
+ leather; and ought to be hunted out of the country&mdash;hunted out of the
+ country, by the light of day! every one of them; for they do nothing but
+ egg up the people against the Protestants.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'God help you, Mr. Johnston,' replied the invalid, 'I pity you from my
+ heart for the opinion you hould about them. I suppose if you were sthruck
+ dead on the spot wid a blast from the fairies, that you think a priest
+ couldn't cure you by one word's spaking?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Cure me!' said Vengeance, with a laugh of disdain; 'by the light of day!
+ if I caught one of them curing me, I'd give him the purtiest chase you
+ ever saw in your life, across the hills.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Don't you know,' said Mick, 'that priest Dannelly cured Bob Beaty of the
+ falling sickness&mdash;until he broke the vow that was laid upon him, of
+ not going into a church, and the minute he crossed the church-door, didn't
+ he dhrop down as bad as ever&mdash;and what could the minister do for
+ him?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'And don't you know,' rejoined Vengeance, 'that that's all a parcel of
+ the most lying stuff possible; lies&mdash;lies&mdash;all lies&mdash;and
+ vagabondism? Why, Mick, you Papishes worship the priests; you think they
+ can bring you to heaven at a word. By the light of day, they must have
+ good sport laughing at you, when they get among one another. Why don't
+ they teach you and give you the Bible to read, the ribelly rascals? but
+ they're afraid you'd know too much then.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, Mr. Johnston,' said Mick, 'I b'lieve you'll never have a good
+ opinion of them, at any rate.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay, when the sky falls,' replied Vengeance; 'but you're now on your
+ death bed, and why don't you pitch them to ould Nick, and get a Bible? Get
+ a Bible, man; there's a pair of them in my house, that's never used at all&mdash;except
+ my mother's, and she's at it night and day. I'll send one of them down to
+ you: turn yourself to God&mdash;to your Redeemer, that died on the mount
+ of Jehosha-phat, or somewhere about Jerusalem, for your sins&mdash;and
+ don't go out of the world from the hand of a rascally priest, with a band
+ about your eyes, as if you were at blind-man's-buff, for, by the light of
+ day, you're as blind as a bat in a religious way.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'There's no use in sending me a Bible,' replied the invalid, 'for I can't
+ read it: but, whatever you may think, I'm very willing to lave my
+ salvation with my priest.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Why, man,' observed Vengeance, 'I thought you were going to have sense
+ at last, and that you sent for me to give you some spiritual consolation.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No, sir,' replied Mick; 'I have two or three words to spake to you.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Come, come, Mick, now that we're on a spiritual subject, I'll hear
+ nothing from you till I try whether it's possible to give you a trute
+ insight into religion. Stop, now, and let us lay our heads together, that
+ we may make out something of a dacenter creed for you to believe in than
+ the one you profess. Tell me the truth, do you believe in the priests?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'How?' replied Mick; 'I believe that they're holy men&mdash;but I know
+ they can't save me widout the Redeemer and His blessed mother,'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'By the light above us, you're shuffling, Mick&mdash;I say you do believe
+ in them&mdash;now, don't tell me to the contrary&mdash;I say you're
+ shuffling as fast as possible.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I tould you truth, sir,' replied Mick; 'and if you don't believe me, I
+ can't help it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Don't trust in the priests, Mick; that's the main point to secure your
+ salvation.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mick, who knew his prejudices against the priests, smiled faintly, and
+ replied&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Why, sir, I trust in them as bein' able to make inthercession wid God
+ for me, that's all'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'They make intercession! By the stool I'm sitting on, a single word from
+ one of them would ruin you. They, a set of ribles, to make interest for
+ you in heaven! Didn't they rise the rebellion in Ireland?&mdash;answer me
+ that.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'This is a subject, sir, we would never agree on,' replied Mick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Have you the Ten Commandments?' inquired Vesey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I doubt my mimory's not clear enough to have them in my mind,' said the
+ lad, feeling keenly the imputation of ignorance, which he apprehended from
+ Vesey's blunt observations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Vesey, however, had penetration enough to perceive his feelings, and,
+ with more delicacy than could be expected from him, immediately moved the
+ question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No matter, Mick,' said he, 'if you would give up the priests, we would
+ get over that point: as it is, I will give you a lift in the Commandments;
+ and, as I said a while ago,' if you take my advice, I'll work up a creed
+ for you that you may depend upon. But now, for the Commandments&mdash;let
+ me see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'First: Thou shalt have no other gods but me. Don't you see, man how that
+ peppers the priests?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Second: Remember that thou keep holy the Sabbath-day.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Third: That shalt not make to thyself&mdash;no, hang it no!&mdash;I'm
+ out&mdash;that's the Second&mdash;very right. Third: Honor thy father and
+ thy mother&mdash;you understand that, Mick? It means that you are bound to&mdash;to&mdash;just
+ so&mdash;to honor your father and your mother, poor woman.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'My father&mdash;God be good to him!&mdash;is dead near fourteen years,
+ sir,' replied Mick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, in that case, Mick, you see all that's left for you is to honor
+ your mother&mdash;although I'm not certain of that either; the
+ Commandments make no allowance at all for death, and in that case why,
+ living or dead, the surest way is to respect and obey them&mdash;that is,
+ if the thing were'nt impossible. I wish we had blind George M'Girr here,
+ Mick; although he's as great a rogue as ever escaped hemp, yet he'd beat
+ the devil himself at a knotty point.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'His breath would be bad about a dying man,' observed Mick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay, or a living one,' said Vesey; 'however, let us get on&mdash;we were
+ at the Third. Fourth: Thou shalt do no murder.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At the word murder, Mick started, and gave a deep groan, whilst his eyes
+ and features assumed a gaunt and hollow expression, resembling that of a
+ man struck with an immediate sense of horror and affright.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Oh! for heaven's sake, sir, stop there,' said Doran, 'that brings to my
+ mind the business I had with you, Mr. Johnston.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What is it about?' inquired Vengeance, in his usual eager manner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Do you mind,' said Mick, 'that a paper was stuck one night upon your
+ door, threatening you, if you wouldn't lave that farm you're in?'.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I do, the blood-thirsty villains! but they knew a trick worth two of
+ coming near me.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well,' said Mick, 'a strange man, that I never seen before, came into me
+ last night, and tould me, if I'd see you, to say that you would get a
+ visit from the boys this night, and to take care of yourself.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Give me the hand, Mick,' said Vengeance,&mdash;'give me the hand; in
+ spite of the priests, by the light of day you're an honest fellow. This
+ night you say, they're to come? And what are the bloody wretches to do,
+ Mick. But I needn't ask that, for I suppose it's to murder myself, and to
+ burn my place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'm afeard, sir, you're not far from the truth,' replied Mick; 'but, Mr.
+ Johnston, for God's sake don't mintion my name; for, if you do, I'll get
+ myself what they were laying out for you, be bumed in my bed maybe.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Never fear, Mick,' replied Vengeance; 'your name will never cross my
+ lips.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It's a great thing,' said Mick, 'that would make me turn informer: but
+ sure, only for your kindness and the goodness of your family, the Lord
+ spare you to one another! mightn't I be dead long ago? I couldn't have one
+ minute's peace if you or yours came to any harm when I could prevint it.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Say no more, Mick,' said Vengeance, taking his hand again; 'I know that,
+ leave the rest to me; but how do you find yourself, my poor fellow? You
+ look weaker than you did, a good deal.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Indeed I'm going very fast, sir,' replied Mick; 'I know it'll soon be
+ over with me.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Hut, no, man,' said Vengeance, drawing his hand rapidly across his eyes,
+ and clearing his voice, 'not at all&mdash;don't say so; would a little
+ broth serve you? or a bit of fresh meat?&mdash;or would you have a fancy
+ for anything that I could make out for you? I'll get you wine, if you
+ think it would do you good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'God reward you,' said Mick feebly&mdash;'God reward you, and open your
+ eyes to the truth. Is my mother likely to come in, do you think?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'She must be here in a few minutes,' the other replied; 'she was waiting
+ till they'd churn, that she might bring you down a little fresh milk and
+ butter.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I wish she was wid me,' said the poor lad, 'for I'm lonely wantin' her&mdash;her
+ voice and the very touch of her hands goes to my heart. Mother, come home,
+ and let me lay my head upon your breast, agra machree, for I think it will
+ be for the last time: we lived lonely, avourneen, wid none but ourselves&mdash;sometimes
+ in happiness, when the nabors 'ud be kind to us&mdash;and sometimes in
+ sorrow, when there 'ud be none to help us. It's over now, mother, and I'm
+ lavin' you for ever!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Vengeance wiped his eyes&mdash;'Rouse yourself, Mick,' said he, 'rouse
+ yourself.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Who is that sitting along with you on the stool?' said Mick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No one,' replied his neighbor; 'but what's the matter with you, Mick?&mdash;your
+ face is changed.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mick, however, made no reply; but after a few slight struggles, in which
+ he attempted to call upon his mother's name, he breathed his last. When
+ Vengeance saw that he was dead&mdash;looked upon the cold, miserable hut
+ in which this grateful and affectionate young man was stretched&mdash;and
+ then reflected on the important service he had just rendered he could not
+ suppress his tears.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;After sending down some of the females to assist his poor mother in
+ laying him out, Vengeance went among his friends and acquaintances,
+ informing them of the intelligence he had received, without mentioning the
+ source from which he had it. After dusk that evening, they all flocked, as
+ privately as possible, to his house, to the number of thirty or forty,
+ well provided with arms and ammunition. Some of them stationed themselves
+ in the out-houses, some behind the garden edge, and others in the
+ dwelling-house.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When my brother had got thus far in his narrative, a tap came to the
+ parlor-door, and immediately a stout-looking man, having the appearance of
+ a laborer, entered the room. &ldquo;Well, Lachlin,&rdquo; said my brother, &ldquo;what's the
+ matter?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; said Lachlin, scratching his head, &ldquo;I had a bit of a favor to
+ ax, if it would be plaisin' to you to grant it to me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is that,&rdquo; said my brother. &ldquo;Do you know, sir,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I haven't
+ been at a wake&mdash;let us see&mdash;this two or three years, anyhow;
+ and, if you'd have no objection, why, I'd slip up awhile to Denis Kelly's;
+ he's a distant relation of my own, sir; and blood's thicker than wather
+ you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm just glad you came in, Lachlin,&rdquo; said my brother, &ldquo;I didn't think of
+ you; take a chair here, and never heed the wake to-night, but sit down and
+ tell us about the attack on Vesey Vengeance, long ago. I'll get you a
+ tumbler of punch; and, instead of going to the wake to night, I will allow
+ you to go to the funeral to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said Lachlin, &ldquo;you know whenever the punch is consarned, I'm
+ aisily persuaded; but not making little of your tumbler, sir,&rdquo; said the
+ shrewd fellow, &ldquo;I would get two or three of them if I went to the wake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, sit down,&rdquo; said my brother, handing him one, &ldquo;and we won't permit
+ you to get thirsty while you're talking, at all events.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In troth, you haven't your heart in the likes of it,&rdquo; said Lachlin.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gintlemen, your healths&mdash;your health, sir, and we're happy to see
+ you wanst more. Why, thin, I remember you, sir, when you were a gorsoon,
+ passing to school wid your satchel on your back; but, I'll be bound you're
+ by no means as soople now as you were thin. Why, sir,&rdquo; turning to my
+ brother &ldquo;he could fly or kick football with the rabbits.&mdash;Well, this
+ is raal stuff!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now, Lachlin,&rdquo; said my brother, &ldquo;give us an account of the attack you
+ made on Vesey Vengeance's house, at the Long Ridge, when all his party
+ were chased out of the town.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, thin, sir, I ought to be ashamed to mintion it; but you see,
+ gintleman, there was no getting over being connected wid them; but I hope
+ your brother's safe, sir!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, perfectly safe, Lachlin; you may rest assured he'll never mention
+ it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, sir,&rdquo; said Lachlin, addressing himself to me, &ldquo;Vesey Vengeance was&mdash;.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lachlin,&rdquo; said my brother, &ldquo;he knows all about Vesey; just give an
+ account of the attack.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The attack, sir! no, but the chivey we got over the mountains. Why, sir,
+ we met in, an ould empty house, you see, that belonged to the Farrells of
+ Ballyboulteen, that went over to America that spring. There war none wid
+ us, you may be sure, but them that war up;* and in all we might be about
+ sixty or seventy. The Grogans, one way or another, got it up first among
+ them, bekase they expected Mr. Simmons would take them back when he'd find
+ that no one else dare venther upon their land. There war at that time two
+ fellows down from the county Longford, in their neighborhood, of the name
+ of Collier&mdash;although that wasn't their right name&mdash;they were
+ here upon their keeping, for the murder of a proctor in their own part of
+ the country. One of them was a tall, powerful fellow, with sandy hair, and
+ red brows; the other was a slender chap, that must have been drawn into it
+ by his brother&mdash;for he was very mild and innocent, and always
+ persuaded us agin evil. The Grogans brought lashings of whiskey, and made
+ them that war to go foremost amost drunk&mdash;these war the two Colliers,
+ some of the strangers from behind the mountains, and a son of Widdy
+ Doran's, that knew every inch about the place, for he was bred and born
+ jist below the house a bit. He wasn't wid us, however, in regard of his
+ brother being under board that night; but, instid of him, Tim Grogan went
+ to show the way up the little glin to the house, though, for that matther,
+ the most of us knew it as well as he did; but we didn't like to be the
+ first to put a hand to it, if we could help it.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * That is, had been made members of a secret society.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At any rate, we sot in Farrell's empty house, drinking whiskey, till they
+ war all gathered, when about two dozen of them got the damp soot from the
+ chimley, and rubbed it over their faces, making them so black, that their
+ own relations couldn't know them. We then went across the country in
+ little lots, of about six or ten, or a score, and we war glad that the
+ wake was in Widdy Koran's, seeing that if any one would meet we war going
+ to it you know, and the blackening of the faces would pass for a frolic;
+ but there was no great danger of being met for it was now long beyant
+ midnight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, gintlemen, it puts me into a tremble, even at this time, to think
+ of how little we cared about doing what we were bent upon. Them that had
+ to manage the business war more than half drunk; and, hard fortune to me!
+ but you would think it was to a wedding they went&mdash;some of them
+ singing songs against the law&mdash;some of them quite merry, and laughing
+ as if they had found a mare's nest. The big fellow, Collier, had a dark
+ lanthern wid a half-burned turf in it to light the bonfire, as they said;
+ others had guns and pistols&mdash;some of them charged and some of them
+ not; some had bagnets, and ould rusty swords, pitchforks, and go on.
+ Myself had nothing in my hand but the flail I was thrashing wid that day;
+ and to tell the thruth, the divil a step I would have gone with them, only
+ for fraid of my health; for, as I said awhile agone, if any discovery was
+ made afterwards, them that promised to go, and turned tail, would be
+ marked as the informers. Neither was I so blind, but I could see that
+ there war plenty there that would stay away if they durst.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, we went on till we came to a little dark corner below the house,
+ where we met and held a council of war upon what we should do. Collier and
+ the other strangers from behind the mountains war to go first, and the
+ rest were to stand round the house at a distance&mdash;he carried the
+ lanthern, a bagnet, and a horse-pistol; and half a dozen more war to bring
+ over bottles of straw from Vengeance's own haggard, to hould up to the
+ thatch. It's all past and gone now&mdash;but three of the Reillys were
+ desperate against Vesey that night, particularly one of them that he had
+ shot about a year and a half before&mdash;that is, peppered two of the
+ right-hand fingers of him, one night in a scuffle, as Vesey came home from
+ an Orange lodge. Well, all went on purty fair; we had got as far as the
+ out-houses,where we stopped, to see if we could hear any noise; but all
+ was quiet as you plase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Now, Vengeance,' says Reilly, swearing a terrible oath out of him&mdash;'you
+ murdering Orange villain, you're going to get your pay,' says he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ay,' says Grogan, 'what he often threatened to others he'll soon meet
+ himself, plase God&mdash;come, boys,' says he, 'bring the straw and light
+ it, and just lay it up, my darlings, nicely to the thatch here, and ye'll
+ see what a glorious bonfire we'll have of the black Orange villain's
+ blankets in less than no time.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Some of us could hardly stand this: 'Stop, boys,' cried one of Dan
+ Slevin's sons&mdash;'stop, Vengeance is bad enough, but his wife and
+ children never offinded us&mdash;we'll not burn the place.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No,' said others, spaking out when they heard any body at all having
+ courage to do so&mdash;'it's too bad, boys, to burn the place; for if we
+ do,' says they, 'some of the innocent may be burned before they get from
+ the house, or even before they waken out of their sleep.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Knock at the door first,' says Slevin, 'and bring Vengeance out; let us
+ cut the ears off of his head and lave him.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Damn him!' says another, 'let us not take the vagabone's life; it's
+ enough to take the ears from him, and to give him a prod or two of a
+ bagnet on the ribs; but don't kill him.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, well,' says Reilly, 'let us knock at the door, and get himself and
+ the family out,' says he, 'and then we'll see what can be done wid him.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Tattheration to me,' says the big Longford fellow, 'if he had sarved me,
+ Reilly, as he did you, but I'd roast him in the flames of his own house,'
+ says he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I'd have you to know,' says Slevin, 'that you have no command here,
+ Collier. I'm captain at the present time,' says he; 'and more nor what I
+ wish shall not be done. Go over,' says he to the blackfaces, 'and rap him
+ up.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Accordingly they began to knock at the door, commanding Vengeance to get
+ up and come out to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Come, Vengeance,' says Collier, 'put on you, my good fellow, and come
+ out till two or three of your neighbors, that wish you well, gets a sight
+ of your purty face, you babe of grace!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Who are you that wants me at all?' says Vengeance from within.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Come out, first,' says Collier; 'a few friends that has a crow to pluck
+ with you; walk out, avourneen; or if you'd rather be roasted alive, why
+ you may stay where you are,' says he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Gentlemen,' says Vengeance, 'I have never, to my knowledge, offended any
+ of you; and I hope you won't be so cruel as to take an industrious,
+ hard-working man from his family, in the clouds of the night, to do him an
+ injury. Go home, gentlemen, in the name of God, and let me and mine alone.
+ You're all mighty dacent gentlemen, you know, and I'm determined never to
+ make or meddle with any of you. Sure, I know right well it's purtecting me
+ you would be, dacent gentlemen. But I don't think there's any of my
+ neighbors there, or they wouldn't stand by and see me injured.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Thrue for you, avick,' says they giving, at the same time; a terrible
+ patterrara agin the door, with two or three big stones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Stop, stop!' says Vengeance, 'don't break the door, and I'll open it. I
+ know you're merciful, dacent gentlemen&mdash;I know your merciful.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So the thief came and unbarred it quietly, and the next minute about a
+ dozen of them that war within the house let slap at us. As God would have
+ had it, the crowd didn't happen to be forenent the door, or numbers of
+ them would have been shot, and the night was dark, too, which was in our
+ favor. The first volley was scarcely over, when there was another slap
+ from the outhouse; and after that another from the gardens; and after
+ that, to be sure, we took to our scrapers. Several of them were very badly
+ wounded; but as for Collier, he was shot dead, and Grogan was taken
+ prisoner, with five more, on the spot. There never was such a chase as we
+ got; and only that they thought there was more of us in it, they might
+ have tuck most of us prisoners.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Fly, boys!' says Grogan as soon as they fired out of the house&mdash;'we've
+ been sould,' says he, 'but I'll die game, any how,'&mdash;and so he did,
+ poor fellow; for although he and the other four war transported, one of
+ them never sould the pass or stagged. Not but that they might have done
+ it, for all that, only that there was a whisper sent to them, that if they
+ did, a single soul belonging to one of them wouldn't be left living. The
+ Grogans were cousins of Denis Kelly's, that's now laid out there above.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;From the time this tuck place till after the 'sizes, there wasn't a stir
+ among them on any side; but when that war over, the boys began to prepare.
+ Denis, heavens be his bed, was there in his glory. This was in the spring
+ 'sizes, and the May fair soon followed. Ah! that was the bloody sight, I'm
+ tould&mdash;for I wasn't at it&mdash;atween the Orangemen and them. The
+ Ribbonmen war bate though, but not till after there was a desperate fight
+ on both sides. I was tould that Denis Kelly that day knocked down
+ five-and-twenty men in about three-quarters of an hour; and only that long
+ John Grimes hot him a <i>polthoge</i> on the sconce with the butt-end of
+ the gun, it was thought the Orangemen would be beat. That blow broke his
+ skull, and was the manes of his death. He was carried home senseless.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Lachlin,&rdquo; said my brother, &ldquo;if you didn't see it, I did. I happened
+ to be looking out of John Carson's upper window&mdash;for it wasn't
+ altogether safe to contemplate it within reach of the missiles. It was
+ certainly a dreadful and barbarous sight. You have often observed the
+ calm, gloomy silence that precedes a thunder-storm; and had you been there
+ that day, you might have witnessed its illustration in a scene much more
+ awful. The thick living mass of people extended from the corner-house,
+ nearly a quarter of a mile, at this end of the town, up to the parsonage
+ on the other side. During the early part of the day, every kind of
+ business was carried on in a hurry and an impatience, which denoted the
+ little chance they knew there would be for transacting it in the evening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Up to the hour of four o'clock the fair was unusually quiet, and, on the
+ whole, presented nothing in any way remarkable; but after that hour you
+ might observe the busy stir and hum of the mass settling down into a deep,
+ brooding, portentous silence, that was absolutely fearful. The females,
+ with dismay and terror pictured in their faces, hurried home; and in
+ various instances you might see mothers, and wives, and sisters, clinging
+ about the sons, husbands, and brothers, attempting to drag them by main
+ force from the danger which they knew impended over them. In this they
+ seldom succeeded: for the person so urged was usually compelled to tear
+ himself from them by superior strength.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The pedlars and basket-women, and such as had tables and standings
+ erected in the streets, commenced removing them with all possible haste.
+ The shopkeepers, and other inhabitants of the town, put up their shutters,
+ in order to secure their windows from being shattered. Strangers, who were
+ compelled to stop in town that night, took shelter in the inns and other
+ houses of entertainment where they lodged: so that about five o'clock the
+ street was completely clear, and free for action.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hitherto there was not a stroke&mdash;the scene became even more silent
+ and gloomy, although the moral darkness of their ill-suppressed passions
+ was strongly contrasted with the splendor of the sun, that poured down a
+ tide of golden light upon the multitude. This contrast between the natural
+ brightness of the evening, and the internal gloom of their hearts, as the
+ beams of the sun rested upon the ever-moving crowd, would, to any man who
+ knew the impetus with which the spirit of religious hatred was soon to
+ rage among them, produce novel and singular sensations. For, after all
+ Toby, there is a mysterious connection between natural and moral things,
+ which often invest both nature and sentiment with a feeling that certainly
+ would not come home to our hearts if such a connection did not exist. A
+ rose-tree beside a grave will lead us from sentiment to reflection; and
+ any other association, where a painful or melancholy thought is clothed
+ with a garb of joy or pleasure, will strike us more deeply in proportion
+ as the contrast is strong. On seeing the sun or moon struggling through
+ the darkness of surrounding clouds, I confess, although you may smile,
+ that I feel for the moment a diminution of enjoyment&mdash;something
+ taken, as it were, from the sum of my happiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ere the quarrel commenced, you might see a dark and hateful glare
+ scowling from the countenances of the two parties, as they viewed and
+ approached each other in the street&mdash;the eye was set in deadly
+ animosity, and the face marked with an ireful paleness, occasioned at once
+ by revenge and apprehension. Groups were silently hurrying with an eager
+ and energetic step to their places of rendezvous, grasping their weapons
+ more closely, or grinding their teeth in the impatience of their fury. The
+ veterans on each side were surrounded by their respective followers,
+ anxious to act under their direction; and the very boys seemed to be
+ animated with a martial spirit, much more eager than that of those who had
+ greater experience in party quarrels.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jem Finigan's public-house was the head-quarters and rallying-point of
+ the Ribbonmen; the Orangemen assembled in that of Joe Sherlock, the master
+ of an Orange lodge. About six o'clock the crowd in the street began
+ gradually to fall off to the opposite ends of the town&mdash;the Roman
+ Catholics towards the north, and the Protestants towards the south.
+ Carson's window, from which I was observing their motions, was exactly
+ half way between them, so that I had a distinct view of both. At this
+ moment I noticed Denis Kelly coming forward from the closely condensed
+ mass formed by the Ribbonmen: he advanced with his cravat off, to the
+ middle of the vacant space between the parties, holding a fine oak cudgel
+ in his hand. He then stopped, and addressing the Orangemen, said,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Where's Vengeance and his crew now? Is there any single Orange villain
+ among you that dare come down and meet me here like a man? Is John Grimes
+ there? for if he is, before we begin to take you out of a face, to hunt
+ you altogether out of the town, ye Orange villains I would be glad that
+ he'd step down to Denis Kelly here for two or three minutes; I'll not keep
+ him longer.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was now a stir and a murmur among the Orangemen, as if a rush was
+ about to take place towards Denis; but Grimes, whom I saw endeavoring to
+ curb them in, left the crowd, and advanced toward him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At this moment an instinctive movement among both masses took place; so
+ that when Grimes had come within a few yards of Kelly, both parties were
+ within two or three perches of them. Kelly was standing, apparently off
+ his guard, with one hand thrust carelessly into the breast pocket of his
+ waistcoat, and the cudgel in the other; but his eye was fixed calmly upon
+ Grimes as he approached. They were both powerful, fine men&mdash;brawny,
+ vigorous, and active; Grimes had somewhat the advantage of the other in
+ height; he also fought with his left hand, from which circumstance he was
+ nicknamed Kitlhouge. He was a man of a dark, stern-looking countenance;
+ and the tones of his voice were deep, sullen, and of appalling strength.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As they approached each other, the windows on each side of the street
+ were crowded; but there was not a breath to be heard in any direction, nor
+ from either party. As for myself, my heart palpitated with anxiety. What
+ they might have felt I do not know: but they must have experienced
+ considerable apprehension; for as they were both the champions of their
+ respective parties, and had never before met in single encounter, their
+ characters depended on the issue of the contest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Well, Grimes,' said Denis, 'sure I've often wished for this same
+ meetin,' man, betune myself and you; I have what you're goin' to get, <i>in</i>
+ for you this long time; but you'll get it now, avick, plase God&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'It was not to scould I came, you Popish, ribly rascal,' replied Grimes,
+ 'but to give you what you're long&mdash;'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ere the word had been out of his mouth, however, Kelly sprung over to
+ him; and making a feint, as if he intended to lay the stick on his ribs,
+ he swung it past without touching him and, bringing it round his own head
+ like lightning, made it tell with a powerful back-stroke, right on
+ Grimes's temple, and in an instant his own face was sprinkled with the
+ blood which sprung from the wound. Grimes staggered forwards towards his
+ antagonist, seeing which, Kelly sprung back, and was again meeting him
+ with full force, when Grimes, turning a little, clutched Kelly's stick in
+ his right hand, and being left-handed himself, ere the other could wrench
+ the cudgel from him, he gave him a terrible blow upon the back part of the
+ head, which laid Kelly in the dust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was then a deafening shout from the Orange party; and Grimes stood
+ until Kelly should be in the act of rising, ready then to give him another
+ blow. The coolness and generalship of Kelly, however, were here very
+ remarkable; for, when he was just getting to his feet, 'Look at your party
+ coming down upon me!' he exclaimed to Grimes, who turned round to order
+ them back, and, in the interim, Kelly was upon his legs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was surprised at the coolness of both men; for Grimes was by no means
+ inflated with the boisterous triumph of his party&mdash;nor did Denis get
+ into a blind rage on being knocked down. They approached again, their eyes
+ kindled into savage fury, tamed down into the wariness of experienced
+ combatants; for a short time they stood eyeing each other, as if
+ calculating upon the contingent advantages of attack or defence. This was
+ a moment of great interest; for, as their huge and powerful frames stood
+ out in opposition, strung and dilated by the impulse of passion and the
+ energy of contest, no judgment, however experienced, could venture to
+ anticipate the result of the battle, or name the person likely to be
+ victorious. Indeed it was surprising how the natural sagacity of these men
+ threw their attitudes and movements into scientific form and symmetry.
+ Kelly raised his cudgel, and placed it transversely in the air, between
+ himself and his opponent; Grimes instantly placed his against it&mdash;both
+ weapons thus forming a St. Andrew's cross&mdash;whilst the men themselves
+ stood foot to foot, calm and collected. Nothing could be finer than their
+ proportions, nor superior to their respective attitudes; their broad
+ chests were in a line; their thick, well-set necks laid a little back, as
+ were their bodies, without, however, losing their balance; and their
+ fierce but calm features, grimly but placidly scowling at each other, like
+ men who were prepared for the onset.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At length Kelly made an attempt to repeat his former feint, with
+ variations; for whereas he had sent the first blow to Grimes's right
+ temple, he took measures now to reach the left; his action was rapid, but
+ equally quick was the eye of his antagonist, whose cudgel was up in ready
+ guard to meet the blow. It met it; and with such surprising power was it
+ sent and opposed, that both cudgels, on meeting, bent across each other
+ into curves. An involuntary huzza followed this from their respective
+ parties&mdash;not so much on account of the skill displayed by the
+ combatants as in admiration of their cudgels, and of the judgment with
+ which they must have been selected. In fact, it was the staves, rather
+ than the men, that were praised; and certainly the former did their duty.
+ In a moment their shillelaghs were across each other once more, and the
+ men resumed their former attitudes; their savage determination, their
+ kindled eyes, the blood which disfigured the face of Grimes, and begrimed
+ also the countenance of his antagonist into a deeper expression of
+ ferocity, occasioned many a cowardly heart to shrink from the sight. There
+ they stood, gory and stern, ready for the next onset; it was first made by
+ Grimes, who tried to practise on Kelly the feint which Kelly had before
+ practised on him. Denis, after his usual manner, caught the blow in his
+ open hand, and clutched the staff, with an intention of holding it until
+ he might visit Grimes, now apparently unguarded, with a levelling blow;
+ but Grimes's effort to wrest the cudgel from his grasp, drew all Kelly's
+ strength to that quarter, and prevented him from availing himself of the
+ other's defenceless attitude. A trial of muscular power ensued, and their
+ enormous bodily strength was exhibited in the stiff tug for victory.
+ Kelly's address prevailed; for while Grimes pulled against him with all
+ his collected vigor, the former suddenly let go his hold, and the latter,
+ having lost his balance, staggered back; lightning could not be more quick
+ than the action of Kelly, as, with tremendous force, his cudgel rung on
+ the unprotected head of Grimes, who fell, or rather was shot to the
+ ground, as if some superior power had clashed him against it; and there he
+ lay for a short time, quivering under the blow he had received.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A peal of triumph now arose from Kelly's party; but Kelly himself,
+ placing his arms a-kimbo, stood calmly over his enemy, awaiting his return
+ to the conflict. For nearly five minutes he stood in this attitude, during
+ which time Grimes did not stir; at length Kelly stooped a little, and
+ peering closely into his face, exclaimed&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Why, then, is it acting you are?&mdash;any how, I wouldn't put it past
+ you, you cunning vagabone; 'tis lying to take breath he is&mdash;get up,
+ man, I'd scorn to touch you till you're on your legs; not all as one, for
+ sure it's yourself would show me no such forbearance. Up with you, man
+ alive, I've none of your thrachery in me. I'll not rise my cudgel till
+ you're on your guard.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There was an expression of disdain, mingled with a glow of honest, manly
+ generosity on his countenance, as he spoke, which made him at once the
+ favorite with such spectators as were not connected with either of the
+ parties. Grimes arose, and it was evident that Kelly's generosity deepened
+ his resentment more than the blow which had sent him so rapidly to the
+ ground; however, he was still cool, but his brows knit, his eye flashed
+ with double fierceness, and his complexion settled into a dark blue shade,
+ which gave to his whole visage an expression fearfully ferocious. Kelly
+ hailed this as the first appearance of passion; his brow expanded as the
+ other approached, and a dash of confidence, if not of triumph, softened in
+ some degree the sternness of his features.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;With caution they encountered again each collected for a spring, their
+ eyes gleaming at each other like those of tigers. Grimes made a motion as
+ if he would have struck Kelly with his fist; and, as the latter threw up
+ his guard against the blow, he received a stroke from Grimes's cudgel in
+ the under part of the right arm. This had been directed at his elbow, with
+ an intention of rendering the arm powerless: it fell short, however, yet
+ was sufficient to relax the grasp which Kelly had of his weapon. Had Kelly
+ been a novice, this stratagem alone would have soon vanquished him; his
+ address, however, was fully equal to that of his antagonist. The staff
+ dropped instantly from his grasp, but a stout thong of black polished
+ leather, with a shining tassel at the end of it, had bound it securely to
+ his massive wrist; the cudgel, therefore, only dangled from his arm, and
+ did not, as the other expected, fall to the ground, or put Denis to the
+ necessity of stooping for it&mdash;Grimes's object being to have struck
+ him in that attitude.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A flash of indignation now shot from Kelly's eye, and with the speed of
+ lightning he sprung within Grimes's weapon,&mdash;determined to wrest it
+ from him. The grapple that ensued was gigantic. In a moment Grimes's staff
+ was parallel with the horizon between them, clutched in the powerful grasp
+ of both. They stood exactly opposite, and rather close to each other;
+ their arms sometimes stretched out stiff and at full length, again
+ contracted, until their faces, glowing and distorted by the energy of the
+ contest, were drawn almost together. Sometimes the prevailing strength of
+ one would raise the staff slowly, and with gradually developed power, up
+ in a perpendicular position: again the reaction of opposing strength would
+ strain it back, and sway the weighty frame of the antagonist, crouched and
+ set into desperate resistance, along with it; whilst the hard pebbles
+ under their feet were crumbled into powder, and the very street itself
+ furrowed into gravel by the shock of their opposing strength. Indeed, so
+ well matched a pair never met in contest: their strength, their wind,
+ their activity, and their! natural science appeared to be perfectly equal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At length, by a tremendous effort, Kelly got the staff twisted nearly out
+ of Grimes's hand, and a short shout, half encouraging, half indignant,
+ came from Grimes's party. This added shame to his other passions, and
+ threw an impulse of almost superhuman strength into him: he recovered his
+ advantage, but nothing more; they twisted&mdash;they heaved their great
+ frames against each other&mdash;they struggled&mdash;their action became
+ rapid&mdash;they swayed each other this way and that&mdash;their eyes like
+ fire&mdash;their teeth locked, and their nostrils dilated. Sometimes they
+ twined about each other like serpents, and twirled round with such
+ rapidity, that it was impossible to distinguish them&mdash;sometimes, when
+ a pull of more than ordinary power took place, they seemed to cling
+ together almost without motion, bending down until their heads nearly
+ touched the ground, their cracking joints seeming to stretch by the
+ effort, and the muscles of their limbs standing out from the flesh, strung
+ into amazing tension.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In this attitude were they, when Denis, with the eye of a hawk, spied a
+ disadvantage in Grimes's position; he wheeled round, placed his broad
+ shoulder against the shaggy breast of the other, and giving him what is
+ called an 'inside crook,' strained him, despite of every effort, until he
+ got him off his shoulder, and off the point of resistance. There was a cry
+ of alarm from the windows, particularly from the females, as Grimes's huge
+ body was swung over Kelly's shoulder, until it came down in a crash upon
+ the hard gravel of the street, while Denis stood in triumph, with his
+ enemy's staff in his hand. A loud huzzah followed this from all present
+ except the Orangemen, who stood bristling with fury and shame for the
+ temporary defeat of their champion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Denis again had his enemy at his mercy; but he scorned to use his
+ advantage ungenerously; he went over, and placing the staff in his hands&mdash;for
+ the other had got to his legs&mdash;retrograded to his place, and desired
+ Grimes to defend himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;After considerable manoeuvring on both sides, Denis, who appeared to be
+ the more active of the two, got an open on his antagonist, and by a
+ powerful blow upon Grimes's ear, sent him to the ground with amazing
+ force. I never saw such a blow given by mortal; the end of the cudgel came
+ exactly upon the ear, and as Grimes went down, the blood spurted out of
+ his mouth and nostrils; he then kicked convulsively several times as he
+ lay upon the ground, and that moment I really thought he would never have
+ breathed more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The shout was again raised by the Ribbonmen, who threw up their hats, and
+ bounded from the ground with the most vehement exultation. Both parties
+ then waited to give Grimes time to rise and renew the battle; but he
+ appeared perfectly contented to remain where he was: for there appeared no
+ signs of life or motion in him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Have you got your gruel, boy?' said Kelly, going over to where he lay;&mdash;'Well,
+ you met Denis Kelly, at last, didn't you? and there you lie; but plase
+ God, the most of your sort will soon lie in the same state. Come, boys,'
+ said Kelly, addressing his own party, 'now for bloody Vengeance and his
+ crew, that thransported the Grogans and the Caffries, and murdered
+ Collier. Now, boys, have at the murderers, and let us have satisfaction
+ for all!'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A mutual rush instantly took place; but, ere the Orangemen came down to
+ where Grimes lay, Kelly had taken his staff, and handed it to one of his
+ own party. It is impossible to describe the scene that ensued. The noise
+ of the blows, the shouting, the yelling, the groans, the scalped heads,
+ and gory visages, gave both to the ear and eye an impression that could
+ not easily be forgotten. The battle was obstinately maintained on both
+ sides for nearly an hour, and with a skill of manoeuvring, attack, and
+ retreat, that was astonishing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Both parties arranged themselves against each other, forming something
+ like two lines of battle, and these extended along the town nearly from
+ one end to the other. It was curious to remark the difference in the
+ persons and appearances of the combatants. In the Orange line the men were
+ taller, and of more powerful frames; but the Ribbonmen were more hardy,
+ active, and courageous. Man to man, notwithstanding their superior bodily
+ strength, the Orangemen could never fight the others; the former depend
+ too much upon their fire and side-arms, but they are by no means so well
+ trained to the use of the cudgel as their enemies. In the district where
+ the scene of this fight is laid, the Catholics generally inhabit the
+ mountainous part of the country, to which, when the civil feuds of worse
+ times prevailed, they had been driven at the point of the bayonet; the
+ Protestants and Presbyterians, on the other hand, who came in upon their
+ possessions, occupy the richer and more fertile tracts of the land; being
+ more wealthy, they live with less labor, and on better food. The
+ characteristic features produced by these causes are such as might be
+ expected&mdash;the Catholic being, like his soil, hardy, thin, and capable
+ of bearing all weathers; and the Protestants, larger, softer, and more
+ inactive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Their advance to the first onset was far different from a faction fight.
+ There existed a silence here, that powerfully evinced the inextinguishable
+ animosity with which they encountered. For some time they fought in two
+ compact bodies, that remained unbroken so long as the chances of victory
+ were doubtful. Men went down, and were up, and went down in all
+ directions, with uncommon rapidity; and as the weighty phalanx of
+ Orangemen stood out against the nimble line of their mountain adversaries,
+ the intrepid spirit of the latter, and their surprising skill and activity
+ soon gave symptoms of a gradual superiority in the conflict. In the course
+ of about half an hour, the Orange party began to give way in the northern
+ end of the town; and as their opponents pressed them warmly and with
+ unsparing hand, the heavy mass formed by their numbers began to break, and
+ this decomposition ran up their line until in a short time they were
+ thrown into utter confusion. They now fought in detached parties; but
+ these subordinate conflicts, though shorter in duration than the shock of
+ the general battle, were much more inhuman and destructive; for whenever
+ any particular gang succeeded in putting their adversaries to flight, they
+ usually ran to the assistance of their friends in the nearest fight&mdash;by
+ which means they often fought three to one. In these instances the persons
+ inferior in numbers suffered such barbarities, as it would be painful to
+ detail.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There lived a short distance out of the town a man nicknamed Jemsy
+ Boccagh, on account of his lameness&mdash;he was also sometimes called
+ 'Hop-an'-go-constant,' who fell the first victim to party spirit. He had
+ got arms on seeing his friends likely to be defeated, and had the
+ hardihood to follow, with charged bayonet, a few Ribbonmen, whom he
+ attempted to intercept, as they fled from a large number of their enemies,
+ who had got them separated from their comrades. Boccagh ran across a
+ field, in order to get before them in the road, and was in the act of
+ climbing a ditch, when one of them, who carried a spade-shaft, struck him
+ a blow on the head, which put an end to his existence.*
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Fact. The person who killed him escaped to America
+ where he got himself naturalized, and when the British
+ government claimed him, he pleaded his privilege of
+ being an American citizen, and he was consequently not
+ given up. Boccagh was a very violent Orangeman, and a
+ very offensive one.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This circumstance imparted, of course, fiercer hatred to both parties,&mdash;triumph
+ inspiring the one, a thirst for vengeance nerving the other. Kelly
+ inflicted tremendous punishment in every direction; for scarcely a blow
+ fell from him which did not bring a man to the ground. It absolutely
+ resembled a military engagement, for the number of combatants amounted at
+ least to four thousand men. In many places the street was covered with
+ small pools and clots of blood, which flowed from those who lay insensible&mdash;while
+ others were borne away bleeding, groaning, or staggering, having been
+ battered into a total unconsciousness of the scene about them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At length the Orangemen gave way, and their enemies, yelling with madness
+ and revenge, began to beat them with unrestrained fury. The former,
+ finding that they could not resist the impetuous tide which burst upon
+ them, fled back past the church, and stopped not until they had reached an
+ elevation, on which lay two or three heaps of stones, that had been
+ collected for the purpose of paving the streets. Here they made a stand,
+ and commenced a vigorous discharge of them against their pursuers. This
+ checked the latter; and the others, seeing them hesitate and likely to
+ retreat from the missiles, pelted them with such effect, that the tables
+ became turned, and the Ribbonmen made a speedy flight back into the town.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In the meantime several Orangemen had gone into Sherlock's, where a
+ considerable number of arms had been deposited, with an intention of
+ resorting to them in case of a defeat at the cudgels. These now came out,
+ and met the Ribbonmen on their flight from those who were pelting them
+ with the stones. A dreadful scene ensued. The Ribbonmen, who had the
+ advantage in numbers, finding themselves intercepted before by those who
+ had arms, and pursued behind by those who had recourse to the stones,
+ fought with uncommon bravery and desperation. Kelly, who was furious, but
+ still collected and decisive, shouted out in Irish, lest the opposite
+ party might understand him, 'Let every two men seize upon one of those who
+ have the arms.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This was attempted, and effected with partial success; and I have no
+ doubt but the Orangemen would have been ultimately beaten and deprived of
+ their weapons, were it not that many of them, who had got their pistols
+ out of Sherlock's, discharged them among their enemies, and wounded
+ several. The Catholics could not stand this; but wishing to retaliate as
+ effectually as possible, lifted stones wherever they could find them, and
+ kept up the fight at a distance, as they retreated. On both sides,
+ wherever a solitary foe was caught straggling from the rest, he was
+ instantly punished with a most cruel and blood-thirsty spirit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was just about this time that I saw Kelly engaged with two men, whom
+ he kept at bay with great ease&mdash;retrograding, however, as he fought,
+ towards his own party. Grimes, who had for some time before this recovered
+ and joined the fight once more, was returning, after having pursued
+ several of the Ribbonmen past the market-house, where he spied Kelly thus
+ engaged. With a Volunteer gun in his hand, and furious with the
+ degradation of his former defeat, he ran-over and struck him with the
+ butt-end of it upon the temple&mdash;and Denis fell. When the stroke was
+ given, an involuntary cry of 'Murder,&mdash;foul, foul!' burst from those
+ who looked on from the windows; and long John Steele, Grimes's
+ father-in-law, in indignation, raised his cudgel to knock him down for
+ this treacherous and malignant blow;&mdash;but a person out of Neal
+ Cassidy's back-yard hurled a round stone, about six pounds in weight, at
+ Grimes's head, that felled him to the earth, leaving him as insensible,
+ and nearly in as dangerous a state as Kelly,&mdash;for his jaw was broken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;By this time the Catholics had retreated out of the town, and Denis might
+ probably have received more punishment, had those who were returning from
+ the pursuit recognized him; but James Wilson, seeing the dangerous
+ situation in which he lay, came out, and, with the assistance of his
+ servant-man, brought him into his own house. When the Orangemen had driven
+ their adversaries off the field, they commenced the most hideous yellings
+ through the streets&mdash;got music, and played party tunes&mdash;offered
+ any money for the face of a Papist; and any of that religion who were so
+ unfortunate as to make their appearance, were beaten in the most
+ relentless manner. It was precisely the same thing on the part of the
+ Ribbonmen; if a Protestant, but above all, an Orangeman, came in their
+ way, he was sure to be treated with barbarity; for the retaliation on
+ either side was dreadfully unjust&mdash;the innocent suffering as well as
+ the guilty. Leaving the window, I found Kelly in a a bad state below
+ stairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'What's to be done?' said I to Wilson.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'I know not,' replied he, 'except I put him between us on my jaunting
+ car, and drive him home.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This appeared decidedly the best plan we could adopt; so, after putting
+ to the horse, we placed him on the car, sitting one on each side of him,
+ and, in this manner, left him at his own house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Did you run no risk,' said I, 'in going among Kelly's friends, whilst
+ they were under the influence of party feeling and exasperated passion?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'No,' said he; 'we had rendered many of them acts of kindness, and had
+ never exhibited any spirit but a friendly one towards them; and such
+ individuals, but only such, might walk through a crowd of enraged
+ Catholics or Protestants quite unmolested.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next morning Kelly's landlord, Sir W. E&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;, and two
+ magistrates, were at his house, but he lay like a log, without sense or
+ motion. Whilst they were there, the surgeon arrived and, after examining
+ his head declared that the skull was fractured. During that and the
+ following day, the house was surrounded by crowds, anxious to know his
+ state; and nothing might be heard amongst most of them but loud and
+ undisguised expressions of the most ample revenge. The wife was frantic;
+ and, on seeing me, hid her face in her hands, exclaiming.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;'Ah, sir, I knew it would come to this; and you, too, tould him the same
+ thing. My curse and God's curse on it for quarrelling! Will it never stop
+ in the counthry till they rise some time and murdher one another out of
+ the face?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;As soon as the swelling in his head was reduced, the surgeon performed
+ the operation of trepanning, and thereby saved his life; but his strength
+ and intellect were gone, and he just lingered for four months, a feeble,
+ drivelling simpleton, until, in consequence of a cold, which produced
+ inflammation in the brain, he died, as hundreds have died before, the
+ victim of party spirit.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such was the account which I heard of my old school-fellow, Denis Kelly;
+ and, indeed, when I reflected upon the nature of the education he
+ received, I could not but admit that the consequences were such as might
+ naturally be expected to result from it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning a relation of Mrs. Kelly's came down to my brother,
+ hoping that, as they wished to have as decent a funeral as possible, he
+ would be so kind as to attend it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Musha, God knows, sir,&rdquo; said the man, &ldquo;it's poor Denis, heavens be his
+ bed! that had the regard and reverence for every one, young and ould, of
+ your father's family; and it's himself that would be the proud man, if he
+ was living, to see you, sir, riding after his coffin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said my brother, &ldquo;let Mrs. Kelly know that I shall certainly
+ attend, and so will my brother, here, who has come to puy me a visit. Why,
+ I believe, Tom, you forget him!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your brother, sir! Is it Master Toby, that used to cudgel the half of the
+ counthry when he was at school? Gad's my life, Masther Toby (I was now
+ about thirty-six), but it's your four quarters, sure enough! Arrah, thin,
+ sir, who'd think it&mdash;you're grown so full and stout?&mdash;but, faix,
+ you'd always the bone in you! Ah, Masther Toby!&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;he's lying
+ cowld, this morning, that would be the happy man to lay his eyes wanst
+ more upon you. Many an' manys the winther's evening did he spind, talking
+ about the time when you and he were bouchals (* boys) together, and of the
+ pranks you played at school, but especially of the time you both leathered
+ the four Grogans, and tuck the apples from thim&mdash;my poor fellow&mdash;and
+ now to be stretched a corpse, lavin' his poor widdy and childher behind
+ him!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I accordingly expressed my sorrow for Denis's death, which, indeed, I
+ sincerely regretted, for he possessed materials for an excellent
+ character, had not all that was amiable and good in him been permitted to
+ run wild.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as my trunk and traveling-bag had been brought from the inn, where
+ I had left them the preceding night, we got our horses, and, as we wished
+ to show particular respect to Denis's remains, rode up, with some of our
+ friends, to the house. When we approached, there were large crowds of the
+ country-people before the door of his well-thatched and
+ respectable-looking dwelling, which had three chimneys, and a set of
+ sash-windows, clean and well glazed. On our arrival, I was soon recognized
+ and surrounded by numbers of those to whom I had formerly been known, who
+ received and welcomed me with a warmth of kindness and sincerity, which it
+ would be in vain to look for among the peasantry of any other nation.
+ Indeed, I have uniformly observed, that when no religious or political
+ feeling influences the heart and principles of an Irish peasant, he is
+ singularly sincere and faithful in his attachments, and has always a bias
+ to the generous and the disinterested. To my own knowledge, circumstances
+ frequently occur, in which the ebullition of party spirit is, although
+ temporary, subsiding after the cause that produced it has passed away, and
+ leaving the kind peasant to the natural, affectionate, and generous
+ impulses of his character. But poor Paddy, unfortunately, is as
+ combustible a material in politics or religion as in fighting&mdash;thinking
+ it his duty to take the weak side*, without any other consideration than
+ because it is the weak side.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * A gentleman once told me an anecdote, of which he was
+ an eye-witness. Some peasants, belonging to opposite
+ factions, had met under peculiar circumstances; there
+ were, however, two on one side, and four on the other&mdash;
+ in this case, there was likely to be no fight; but, in
+ order to balance the number, one of the more numerous
+ party joined the weak side&mdash;&ldquo;bekase, boys, it would be
+ a burnin' shame, so it would, for four to kick two;
+ and, except I join them, by the powers, there's no
+ chance of there being a bit of sport, or a row, at all
+ at all!&rdquo; Accordingly, he did join them, and the result
+ of it was, that he and his party were victorious, so
+ honestly did he fight.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ When we entered the house I was almost suffocated with the strong fumes of
+ tobacco-smoke, snuff, and whiskey; and as I had been an old school-fellow
+ of Denis's, my appearance was the signal for a general burst of grief
+ among his relations, in which the more distant friends and neighbors of
+ the deceased joined, to keep up the keening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have often, indeed always, felt that there! is something extremely
+ touching in the Irish cry; in fact, that it breathes the very spirit of
+ wild and natural sorrow. The Irish peasantry, whenever a death takes
+ place, are exceedingly happy in seizing upon any contingent circumstances
+ that may occur, and making them subservient to the excitement of grief for
+ the departed, or the exaltation and praise of his character and virtues.
+ My entrance was a proof of this&mdash;I had scarcely advanced to the
+ middle of the floor, when my intimacy with the deceased, our boyish
+ sports, and even our quarrels, were adverted to with a natural eloquence
+ and pathos, that, in spite of my firmness, occasioned me to feel the
+ prevailing sorrow. They spoke, or chaunted mournfully, in Irish; but the
+ substance of what they said was as follows:&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Denis, Denis, avourneen! you're lying low, this morning of sorrow!&mdash;lying
+ low are you, and does not know who it is (alluding to me) that is standing
+ over you, weeping for the days you spent together in your youth! It's
+ yourself, <i>acushla agus asthore machree</i> (the pulse and beloved of my
+ heart), that would stretch out the right hand warmly to welcome him to the
+ place of his birth, where you had both been so often happy about the green
+ hills and valleys with each other! He's here now, standing over you; and
+ it's he, of all his family, kind and respectable as they are, that was
+ your own favorite, Denis, <i>avourneen dhelish!</i> He alone was the
+ companion that you loved!&mdash;with no other could you be happy!&mdash;For
+ him did you fight, when he wanted a friend in your young quarrels! and if
+ you had a dispute with him, were you not sorry for it? Are you not now
+ stretched in death before him, and will he not forgive you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this was uttered, of course, extemporaneously, and without the least
+ preparation. They then passed on to an enumeration of his virtues as a
+ father, a husband, son, and brother&mdash;specified his worth as he stood
+ related to society in general, and his kindness as a neighbor and a
+ friend.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An occurrence now took place which may serve, in some measure, to throw
+ light upon many of the atrocities and outrages which take place in
+ Ireland. Before I mention it, however, I think it necessary to make a few
+ observations relative to it. I am convinced that those who are intimately
+ acquainted with the Irish peasantry will grant that there is not on the
+ earth a class of people in whom the domestic affections of
+ blood-relationship are so pure, strong, and sacred. The birth of a child
+ will occasion a poor man to break in upon the money set apart for his
+ landlord, in order to keep the christening, surrounded by his friends and
+ neighbors, with due festivity. A marriage exhibits a spirit of joy, an
+ exuberance of happiness and delight, to be found only in the Green Island;
+ and the death of a member of a family is attended with a sincerity of
+ grief, scarcely to be expected from men so much the creatures of the more
+ mirthful feelings. In fact, their sorrow is a solecism in humanity&mdash;at
+ once deep and loud&mdash;mingled up, even in its deepest paroxysms, with a
+ laughter-loving spirit. It is impossible that an Irishman, sunk in the
+ lowest depths of affliction, could permit his grief to flow in all its sad
+ solemnity, even for a day, without some glimpse of his natural humor
+ throwing a faint and rapid light over the gloom within him. No: there is
+ an amalgamation of sentiments in his mind which, as I said before, would
+ puzzle any philosopher to account for. Yet it would be wrong to say,
+ though his grief has something of an unsettled and ludicrous character
+ about it, that he is incapable of the most subtle and delicate shades of
+ sentiment, or the deepest and most desolating intensity of sorrow. But he
+ laughs off those heavy vapors which hang about the moral constitution of
+ the people of other nations, giving them a morbid habit, which leaves them
+ neither strength nor firmness to resist calamity&mdash;which they feel
+ less keenly than an Irishman, exactly as a healthy man will feel the pangs
+ of death with more acuteness than one who is wasted away by debility and
+ decay. Let any man witness an emigration, and he will satisfy himself that
+ this is true. I am convinced that Goldsmith's inimitable description of
+ one in his &ldquo;Deserted Village,&rdquo; was a picture drawn from actual
+ observation. Let him observe the emigrant, as he crosses the Atlantic, and
+ he will find, although he joins the jest, and the laugh, and the song,
+ that he will seek a silent corner, or a silent hour, to indulge the sorrow
+ which he still feels for the friends, the companions, and the native
+ fields that he has left behind him. This constitution of mind is
+ beneficial: the Irishman seldom or never hangs himself, because he is
+ capable of too much real feeling to permit himself to become the slave of
+ that which is factitious. There is no void in his affections or
+ sentiments, which a morbid and depraved sensibility could occupy; but his
+ feelings, of what character soever they may be, are strong, because they
+ are fresh and healthy. For this reason, I maintain, that when the domestic
+ affections come under the influence of either grief or joy, the peasantry
+ of no nation are capable of feeling so deeply. Even on the ordinary
+ occasions of death, sorrow, though it alternates with mirth and
+ cheerfulness, in a manner peculiar to themselves, lingers long in the
+ unseen recesses of domestic life: any hand, therefore, whether by law or
+ violence, that plants a wound here, will suffer to the death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When my brother and I entered the house, the body had just been put into
+ the coffin and it is usual after this takes place, and before it is nailed
+ down, for the immediate relatives of the family to embrace the deceased,
+ and take their last look and farewell of his remains. In the present
+ instance, the children were brought over, one by one, to perform that
+ trying and melancholy ceremony. The first was an infant on the breast,
+ whose little innocent mouth was held down to that of its dead father; the
+ babe smiled upon his still and solemn features, and would have played with
+ his grave-clothes, but that the murmur of unfeigned sorrow, which burst
+ from all present, occasioned it to be removed. The next was a fine little
+ girl, of three or lour years, who inquired where they were going to bring
+ her daddy, and asked if he would not soon come back to her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My daddy's sleeping a long time,&rdquo; said the child, &ldquo;but I'll waken him
+ till he sings me 'Peggy Slevin.' I like my daddy best, bekase I sleep wid
+ him&mdash;and he brings me good things from the fair; he bought me this
+ ribbon,&rdquo; said she, pointing to a ribbon which he had purchased for her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rest of the children were sensible of their loss, and truly it was a
+ distressing scene. His eldest son and daughter, the former about fourteen,
+ the latter about two years older, lay on the coffin, kissing his lips, and
+ were with difficulty torn away from it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; said the boy, &ldquo;he is going from us, and night or day we will never
+ see him or hear him more! Oh! father&mdash;father&mdash;is that the last
+ sight we are ever to see of your face? Why, father dear, did you die, and
+ leave us forever?&mdash;forever&mdash;wasn't your heart good to us, and
+ your words kind to us&mdash;Oh! your last smile is smiled&mdash;your last
+ kiss given&mdash;and your last kind word spoken to your children that you
+ loved, and that loved you as we did. Father, core of my heart, are you
+ gone forever, and your voice departed? Oh! the murdherers, oh! the
+ murdherers, the murdherers!&rdquo; he exclaimed, &ldquo;that killed my father; for
+ only for them, he would be still wid us: but, by the God that's over me,
+ if I live, night or day I will not rest, till I have blood for blood; nor
+ do I care who hears it, nor if I was hanged the next minute.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As these words escaped him, a deep and awful murmur of suppressed
+ vengeance burst from his relations. At length their sorrow became too
+ strong to be repressed; and as it was the time to take their last embrace
+ and look of him, they came up, and after fixing their eyes on his face in
+ deep affliction, their lips began to quiver, and their countenances became
+ convulsed. They then burst out simultaneously into a tide of violent
+ grief, which, after having indulged in it for some time, they checked. But
+ the resolution of revenge was stronger than their grief, for, standing
+ over his dead body, they repeated, almost word for word, the vow of
+ vengeance which the son had just sworn. It was really a scene dreadfully
+ and terribly solemn; and I could not avoid reflecting upon the mystery of
+ nature, which can, from the deep power of domestic affection, cause to
+ spring a determination to crime of so black a dye. Would to God that our
+ peasantry had a clearer sense of moral and religious duties, and were not
+ left so much as they are to the headlong impulse of an ardent temperament
+ and an impetuous character; and would to God that the clergy who
+ superintend their morals, had a better knowledge of human nature, and a
+ more liberal education!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During all this time the heart-broken widow sat beyond the coffin, looking
+ upon what passed with a stupid sense of bereavement; and when they had all
+ performed this last ceremony, it was found necessary to tell her that the
+ time was come for the procession of the funeral, and they only waited for;
+ her to take, as the rest did, her last look and embrace of her husband.
+ When she heard this, it pierced her like an arrow; she became instantly
+ collected, and her complexion assumed a dark shade of despairing anguish,
+ which it was an affliction even to look upon, one then stooped over the
+ coffin, and kissed him several times, after which she ceased sobbing, and
+ lay silently with her mouth to his.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The character of a faithful wife sorrowing for a beloved husband has that
+ in it which compels both respect and sympathy. There was not at this
+ moment a dry eye in the house. She still lay silent on the coffin; but, as
+ I observed that her bosom seemed not to heave as it did a little before, I
+ was convinced that she had become insensible. I accordingly beckoned to
+ Kelly's brother, to whom I mentioned what I had suspected; and on his
+ going over to ascertain the truth, he found her as I had said. She was
+ then brought to the air, and after some trouble&mdash;recovered; but I
+ recommended them to put her to bed, and not to subject her to any
+ unnecessary anguish, by a custom which was really too soul-piercing to
+ endure. This, however, was, in her opinion, the violation of an old rite,
+ sacred to her heart and affections&mdash;she would not hear of it for an
+ instant. Again she was helped out between her brother and brother-in-law;
+ and, after stooping down, and doing as the others had done&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;I will sit here, and keep him under my eye as long as I
+ can&mdash;surely you won't blame me for it; you all know the kind husband
+ he was to me, and the good right I have to be sorry for him! Oh!&rdquo; she
+ added, &ldquo;is it thrue at all?&mdash;is he, my own Denis, the young husband
+ of my early&mdash;and my first love, in good airnest, dead, and going to
+ leave me here&mdash;me, Denis, that you loved so tindherly, and our
+ childher, that your brow was never clouded aginst? Can I believe myself or
+ is it a dhrame? Denis, <i>avick machree! avick machree!</i>* your hand was
+ dreaded, and a good right it had, for it was the manly hand, that was ever
+ and always raised in defence of them that wanted a friend; abroad, in the
+ faction-fight, against the oppressor, your name was ever feared, acushla?&mdash;but
+ at home&mdash;at home&mdash;where was your fellow Denis, agrah, do you
+ know the lips that's spaking to you?&mdash;your young bride&mdash;your
+ heart's light&mdash;Oh! I remimber the day you war married to me like
+ yesterday. Oh! avourneen, then and since wasn't the heart of your own
+ Honor bound up in you&mdash;yet not a word even to me. Well, agrah,
+ machree, 'tisn't your fault, it's the first time you ever refused to spake
+ to your own Honor. But you're dead, avourneen, or it wouldn't be so&mdash;you're
+ dead before my eyes&mdash;husband of my heart, and all my hopes and
+ happiness goes into the coffin and the grave along wid you, forever!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Son of my heart! Son of my heart!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ All this time she was rocking herself from side to side, her complexion
+ pale and ghastly as could be conceived, and the tears streaming from her
+ eyes. When the coffin was about to be closed, she retired until it was
+ nailed down, after which she returned with her bonnet and cloak on her,
+ ready to accompany it to the grave. I was astonished&mdash;for I thought
+ she could not have walked two steps without assistance; but it was the
+ custom, and to neglect it, I found, would have thrown the imputation of
+ insincerity upon her grief. While they were preparing to bring the coffin
+ out, I could hear the chat and conversation of those who were standing in
+ crowds before the door, and occasionally a loud, vacant laugh, and
+ sometimes a volley of them, responsive to the jokes of some rustic wit,
+ probably the same person who acted master of the revels at the wake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before the coffin was finally closed, Ned Corrigan, whom I had put to
+ flight the preceding night, came up, and repeated the De Profundis, in
+ very strange Latin, over the corpse. When this was finished, he got a jug
+ of holy water, and after dipping his thumb in it, first made the sign of
+ the cross upon his own forehead, and afterwards sprinkled it upon all
+ present, giving my brother and myself an extra compliment, supposing,
+ probably, that we stood most in need, of it. When this was over, he
+ sprinkled the corpse and the coffin in particular most profusely. He then
+ placed two pebbles from Lough Derg* and a bit of holy candle, upon the
+ breast of the corpse, and having said a Pater and Ave, in which he was
+ joined by the people, he closed the lid and nailed it down.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Those who make a station at Lough Derg are in the
+ habit of bringing home some of its pebbles, which are
+ considered to be sacred and possessed of many virtues.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ned,&rdquo; said his brother, &ldquo;are his feet and toes loose?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Musha, but that's more than myself knows,&rdquo; replied Ned&mdash;&ldquo;Are they,
+ Katty?&rdquo; said he, inquiring from the sister of the deceased.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Arrah, to be sure, avourneen!&rdquo; answered Katty&mdash;&ldquo;do you think we
+ would lave him to be tied that way, when he'd be risin' out of his last
+ bed at the day of judgment? Wouldn't it be too bad to have his toes tied
+ thin, avourneen?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The coffin was then brought out and placed upon four chairs before the
+ door, to be keened; and, in the mean time, the friends and well-wishers of
+ the deceased were brought into the room to get each a glass of whiskey, as
+ a token of respect. I observed also, that such as had not seen any of
+ Kelly's relations until then, came up, and shaking hands with them, said&mdash;&ldquo;I'm
+ sorry for your loss!&rdquo; This expression of condolence was uniform, and the
+ usual reply was, &ldquo;Thank you, Mat, or Jim!&rdquo; with a pluck of the skirt,
+ accompanied by a significant nod, to follow. They then got a due share of
+ whiskey; and it was curious, after they came out, their faces a little
+ flushed, and their eyes watery with the strong, ardent spirits, to hear
+ with what heartiness and alacrity they entered into Denis's praises.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he had been keened in the street, there being no hoarse, the coffin
+ was placed upon two handspikes, which were fixed across, but parallel to
+ each other under it. These were borne by four men, one at the end of each,
+ with the point of it crossing his body a little below his stomach; in
+ other parts of Ireland, the coffin is borne upon a bier on the shoulders,
+ but this is more convenient and less distressing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we got out upon the road, the funeral was of great extent&mdash;for
+ Kelly had been highly respected. On arriving at the merin which bounded
+ the land he had owned, the coffin was laid down, and a loud and wailing
+ keene took place over it. It was again raised, and the funeral proceeded
+ in a direction which I was surprised to see it take, and it was not until
+ an acquaintance of my brother's had explained the matter that I understood
+ the cause of it. In Ireland when a murder is perpetrated, it is sometimes
+ usual, as the funeral proceeds to the grave-yard, to bring the corpse to
+ the house of him who committed the crime, and lay it down at his door,
+ while the relations of the deceased kneel down, and, with an appaling
+ solemnity, utter the deepest, imprecations, and invoke the justice of
+ heaven on the head of the murderer. This, however, is generally omitted if
+ the residence of the criminal be completely out of the line of the
+ funeral, but if it be possible, by any circuit, to approach it, this dark
+ ceremony is never omitted. In cases where the crime is doubtful, or
+ unjustly imputed, those who are thus visited come out, and laying their
+ right hand upon the coffin, protest their innocence of the blood of the
+ deceased, calling God to witness the truth of their asseverations; but, in
+ cases where the crime is clearly proved against the murderer, the door is
+ either closed, the ceremony repelled by violence, or the house abandoned
+ by the inmates until the funeral passes.*
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Many of these striking and startling old customs have
+ nearly disappeared, and indeed it is better that they
+ should.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The death of Kelly, however, could not be actually, or, at least, directly
+ considered a murder, for it was probable that Grimes did not inflict the
+ stroke with an intention to take away his life, and, besides, Kelly
+ survived it four months. Grimes's house was not more than fifteen perches
+ from the road: and when the corpse was opposite the little bridleway that
+ led up to it, they laid it down for a moment, and the relations of Kelly
+ surrounded it, offering up a short prayer, with uncovered heads. It was
+ then borne toward the house, whilst the keening commenced in a loud and
+ wailing cry, accompanied with clapping of hands, and every other symptom
+ of external sorrow. But, independent of their compliance with this
+ ceremony, as an old usage, there is little doubt that the appearance of
+ anything connected with the man who certainly occasioned Kelly's death,
+ awoke a keener and more intense sorrow for his loss. The wailing was thus
+ continued until the coffin was laid opposite Ghimes's door; nor did it
+ cease then, but, on the contrary, was renewed with louder and more bitter
+ lamentations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As the multitude stood compassionating the affliction of the widow and
+ orphans, it was the most impressive and solemn spectacle that could be
+ witnessed. The very house seemed to have a condemned look; and, as a
+ single wintry breeze waved a tuft of long grass that grew on a seat of
+ turf at the side of the door, it brought the vanity of human enmity before
+ my mind with melancholy force. When the keening ceased, Kelly's wife, with
+ her children, knelt, their faces towards the house of their enemy, and
+ invoked, in the strong language of excited passion, the justice of heaven
+ upon the head of the man who had left her a widow, and her children
+ fatherless. I was anxious to know if Grimes would appear to disclaim the
+ intention of murder; but I understood that he was at market&mdash;for it
+ happened to be market-day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come out!&rdquo; said the widow&mdash;&ldquo;come out, and look at the sight that's
+ here before you! Come and view your own work! Lay but your hand upon the
+ coffin, and the blood of him you murdhered will spout, before God and
+ these Christian people, in your guilty face! But, oh! may the Almighty God
+ bring this home to you!&mdash;May you never lave this life, John Grimes,
+ till worse nor has overtaken me and mine fall upon you and yours! May our
+ curse light upon you this day!&mdash;the curse, I say, of the widow and
+ the orphans, that your bloody hand has made us, may it blast you! May you,
+ and all belonging to you wither off of the 'airth! Night and day, sleeping
+ and waking&mdash;like snow off the ditch, may you melt, until your name
+ and your place be disremimbered, except to be cursed by them that will
+ hear of you and your hand of murdher! Amin, we pray God this day!&mdash;and
+ the widow and orphans' prayer will not fall to the ground while your
+ guilty head is above it! Childhre, do you all say it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment a deep, terrific murmur, or rather ejaculation,
+ corroborative of assent to this dreadful imprecation, pervaded the crowd
+ in a fearful manner; their countenances darkened, their eyes gleamed, and
+ their scowling visages stiffened into an expression of determined
+ vengeance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When these awful words were uttered, Grimes's wife and daughters
+ approached the window in tears, sobbing, at the same time, loudly and
+ bitterly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're wrong,&rdquo; said the wife&mdash;&ldquo;you're wrong, Widow Kelly, in saying
+ that my husband murdhered him:&mdash;he did not murdher him; for when you
+ and yours were far from him, I heard John Grimes declare before the God
+ who's to judge him, that he had no thought or intention of taking his
+ life; he struck him in anger, and the blow did him an injury that was not
+ intended. Don't curse him, Honor Kelly,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;don't curse him so
+ fearfully; but, above all, don't curse me and my innocent childher, for we
+ never harmed you, nor wished you ill! But it was this party work did it!
+ Oh, my God!&rdquo; she exclaimed, wringing her hands in utter bitterness of
+ spirit, &ldquo;when will it be ended between friends and neighbors, that ought
+ to live in love and kindness together instead of fighting in this
+ bloodthirsty manner!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She then wept more violently, as did her daughters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May God give me mercy in the last day, Mrs. Kelly, as I pity from my
+ heart and soul you and your orphans,&rdquo; she continued; &ldquo;but don't curse us,
+ for the love of God&mdash;for you know we should forgive our enemies, as
+ we ourselves, that are the enemies of God, hope to be forgiven.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;May God forgive me, then, if I have wronged you or your husband,&rdquo; said
+ the widow, softened by their distress; &ldquo;but you know, that whether he
+ intended his life or not, the stroke he gave him has left my childher
+ without a father, and myself dissolate. Oh, heavens above me!&rdquo; she
+ exclaimed, in a scream of distraction and despair, &ldquo;is it possible&mdash;is
+ it thrue&mdash;that my manly husband&mdash;the best father that ever
+ breathed the breath of life&mdash;my own Denis, is lying dead&mdash;murdhered
+ before my eyes? Put your hands on my head, some of you&mdash;put your
+ hands on my head, or it will go to pieces. Where are you, Denis&mdash;where
+ are you, the strong of hand, and the tender of heart? Come to me, darling,
+ I want you in my distress. I want comfort, Denis; and I'll take it from
+ none but yourself, for kind was your word to me in all my afflictions!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All present were affected; and, indeed, it was difficult to say, whether
+ Kelly's wife or Grimes's was more to be pitied at the moment. The
+ affliction of the latter and of her daughters was really pitiable; their
+ sobs were loud, and the tears streamed down their cheeks like rain. When
+ the widow's exclamations had ceased, or rather were lost in the loud cry
+ of sorrow which were uttered by the keeners and friends of the deceased&mdash;they,
+ too, standing somewhat apart from the rest, joined in it bitterly; and the
+ solitary wail of Mrs. Grimes, differing in character from that of those
+ who had been trained to modulate the most profound grief into strains of a
+ melancholy nature, was particularly wild and impressive. At all events,
+ her Christian demeanor, joined to the sincerity of her grief, appeased the
+ enmity of many; so true is it that a soft answer turneth away wrath. I
+ could perceive, however, that the resentment of Kelly's male relations did
+ not appear to be in any degree moderated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The funeral again proceeded, and I remarked that whenever a strange
+ passenger happened to meet it, he always turned back, and accompanied it
+ for a short distance, after which he resumed his journey, it being
+ considered unlucky to omit this visage on meeting a funeral. Denis's
+ residence was not more than two miles from the churchyard, which was
+ situated in the town where he had received the fatal blow. As soon as we
+ had got on about the half of this way, the priest of the parish met us,
+ and the funeral, after proceeding a few perches more, turned into a green
+ field, in the corner of which stood a table with the apparatus for saying
+ mass spread upon it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The coffin was then laid down once more, immediately before this temporary
+ altar; and the priest, after having robed himself, the wrong or the sable
+ side of the vestments out, as is usual in the case of death, began to
+ celebrate mass for the dead, the congregation all kneeling. When this was
+ finished, the friends of the deceased approached the altar, and after some
+ private conversation, the priest turned round, and inquired aloud&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who will give Offerings?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The people were acquainted with the manner in which this matter is
+ conducted, and accordingly knew what to do. When the priest put the
+ question, Denis's brother, who Was a wealthy man, came forward, and laid
+ down two guineas on the altar; the priest took this up, and putting it on
+ a plate, set out among the multitude, accompanied by two or three of those
+ who were best acquainted with the inhabitants of the parish. He thus
+ continued putting the question, distinctly, after each man had paid; and
+ according as the money was laid down, those who accompanied the priest
+ pronounced the name of the person who gave it, so that all present might
+ hear it. This is also done to enable the friends of the deceased to know
+ not only those who show them this mark of respect, but those who neglect
+ it, in order that they may treat them in the same manner on similar
+ occasions. The amount of money so received is very great; for there is a
+ kind of emulation among the people, as to who will act with most decency
+ and spirit, that is exceedingly beneficial to the priest. In such
+ instances the difference of religion is judiciously overlooked; for
+ although the prayers of Protestants are declined on those occasions, yet
+ it seems the same objection does not hold good against their money, and
+ accordingly they pay as well as the rest. When the priest came round to
+ where I stood, he shook hands with my brother, with whom he appeared to be
+ on very friendly and familiar terms; he and I were then introduced to each
+ other.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said he, with a very droll expression of countenance, shaking the
+ plate at the same time up near my brother's nose,&mdash;&ldquo;Come, Mr. D'Arcy,
+ down with your offerings, if you wish to have a friend with St. Peter when
+ you go as far as the gates; down with your money, sir, and you shall be
+ remembered, depend upon it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said my brother, pulling out a guinea, &ldquo;I would with the greatest
+ pleasure; but I fear this guinea is not orthodox. I'm afraid it has a
+ heretical mark upon it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In that case,&rdquo; replied his Reverence laughing heartily, &ldquo;your only plan
+ is to return it to the bosom of the church, by laying it on the plate here&mdash;it
+ will then be within the pale, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This reply produced a great deal of good-humor among that part of the
+ crowd which immediately surrounded them&mdash;not excepting his nearest
+ relations, who laughed heartily&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said my brother, as he laid it on the plate, &ldquo;how many prayers
+ will you offer up in my favor for this?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Leave that to myself,&rdquo; said his Reverence, looking at the money; &ldquo;it will
+ be before you, I say, when you go to St. Peter.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He then held the plate over to me in a droll manner; and I added another
+ guinea to my brother's gift; for which I had the satisfaction of having my
+ name called out so loud, that it might be heard a quarter of a mile off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God bless you, sir,&rdquo; said the priest, &ldquo;and I thank you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;John,&rdquo; said I, when he left us, &ldquo;I think that is a pleasant and rather a
+ sensible man?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He's as jovial a soul,&rdquo; replied my brother, &ldquo;as ever gave birth to a
+ jest, and he sings a right good song. Many a convivial hour have he and I
+ spent together; and a more hospitable man besides, never yet existed.
+ Although firmly attached to his own religion, he is no bigot; but, on the
+ contrary, an excellent, liberal, and benevolent man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the offerings were all collected, he returned to the altar, repeated
+ a few additional prayers in prime style&mdash;as rapid as lightning; and
+ after hastily shaking the holy water on the crowd, the funeral moved oh.
+ It was now two o'clock, the day clear and frosty, and the sun unusually
+ bright for the season. During mass, many were added to those who formed
+ the funeral train at the outset; so that, when we got out upon the road,
+ the procession appeared very large. After this, few or none joined it; for
+ it is esteemed by no means &ldquo;dacent&rdquo; to do so after mass, because, in that
+ case, the matter is ascribed to an evasion of the offerings; but those
+ whose delay has not really been occasioned by this motive, make it a point
+ to pay them at the grave-yard, or after the interment, and sometimes even
+ on the following day&mdash;so jealous are the peasantry of having any
+ degrading suspicion attached to their generosity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The order of the funeral now was as follows:&mdash;Foremost the women&mdash;next
+ to them the corpse, surrounded by the relations&mdash;the eldest son, in
+ deep affliction, &ldquo;led the coffin,&rdquo; as chief mourner, holding in his hand
+ the corner of a sheet or piece of linen, fastened to the mort-cloth,
+ called moor-cloth. After the coffin came those who were on foot, and in
+ the rear were the equestrians. When we were a quarter of a mile from the
+ churchyard, the funeral was met by a dozen of singing-boys, belonging to a
+ chapel choir, which the priest, who was fond of music, had some time
+ before formed. They fell in, two by two, immediately behind the corpse,
+ and commenced singing the Requiem, or Latin hymn for the dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The scene through which we passed at this time, though not clothed with
+ the verdure and luxuriant beauty of summer, was, nevertheless, marked by
+ that solemn and decaying splendor which characterizes a fine country, lit
+ up by the melancholy light of a winter setting sun. It was, therefore,
+ much more in character with the occasion. Indeed&mdash;I felt it
+ altogether beautiful; and, as the &ldquo;dying day-hymn stole aloft,&rdquo; the dim
+ sunbeams fell, through a vista of naked, motionless trees, upon the
+ coffin, which was borne with a slower and more funereal pace than before,
+ in a manner that threw a solemn and visionary light upon the whole
+ procession, this, however, was raised to something dreadfully impressive,
+ when the long train, thus proceeding with a motion so mournful, as seen,
+ each, or at least the majority of them, covered with a profusion of
+ crimson ribbons, to indicate that the corpse they bore&mdash;owed, his
+ death to a deed of murder. The circumstance of the sun glancing his rays
+ upon the coffin was not unobserved by the peasantry, who considered it as
+ a good omen to the spirit of the departed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we went up the street which had been the scene of the quarrel that
+ proved so fatal to Kelly, the coffin was again laid down on the spot where
+ he received his death-blow; and, as was usual, the wild and melancholy
+ keene was raised. My brother saw many of Grimes's friends among the
+ spectators, but he himself was not visible. Whether Kelly's party saw then
+ or not, we could not say; if they did, they seemed not to notice them, for
+ no expression of revenge or indignation escaped them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length we entered the last receptacle of the dead. The coffin was now
+ placed upon the shoulders of the son and brothers of the deceased, and
+ borne round the church-yard; whilst the priest, with his stole upon him,
+ preceded it, reading prayers for the eternal repose of the soul. Being
+ then laid beside the grave, a &ldquo;De profundis&rdquo; was repeated by the priest
+ and the mass-server; after which a portion of fresh clay, carried from the
+ fields, was brought to his Reverence, who read a prayer over it, and
+ consecrated it. This is a ceremony which is never omitted at the interment
+ of a Roman Catholic. When it was over, the coffin was laid into the grave,
+ and the blessed clay shaken over it. The priest now took the shovel in his
+ own hands, and threw in the three first shovelfuls&mdash;one in the name
+ of the Father, one in the name of the Son, and one in the name of the Holy
+ Ghost. The sexton then took it, and in a short time Denis Kelly was fixed
+ for ever in his narrow bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While these ceremonies were going forward, the churchyard presented a
+ characteristic picture. Beside the usual groups who straggle through the
+ place, to amuse themselves by reading the inscriptions on the tombs, you
+ might see many individuals kneeling on particular graves, where some
+ relation lay&mdash;for the benefit of whose soul they offered up their
+ prayers with an attachment and devotion which one cannot but admire.
+ Sometimes all the surviving members of the family would assemble, and
+ repeat a Rosary for the same purpose. Again, you might see an unhappy
+ woman beside a newly-made grave, giving way to lamentation and sorrow for
+ the loss of a husband, or of some beloved child. Here, you might observe
+ the &ldquo;last bed&rdquo; ornamented with hoops, decked in white paper, emblematic of
+ the virgin innocence of the individual who slept below;&mdash;there, a
+ little board-cross informing you that &ldquo;this monument was erected by a
+ disconsolate husband to the memory of his beloved wife.&rdquo; But that which
+ excited greatest curiosity was a sycamore-tree, which grow in the middle
+ of the burying-ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is necessary to inform the reader, that in Ireland many of the
+ church-yards are exclusively appropriated to the interment of Roman
+ Catholics, and, consequently, the corpse of no one who had been a
+ Protestant would be permitted to pollute or desecrate them. This was one
+ of them: but it appears that by some means or other, the body of a
+ Protestant had been interred in it&mdash;and hear the consequence! The
+ next morning heaven marked its disapprobation of this awful visitation by
+ a miracle; for, ere the sun rose from the east, a full-grown sycamore had
+ shot up out of the heretical grave, and stands there to this day, a
+ monument at once of the profanation and its consequence. Crowds wore
+ looking at this tree, feeling a kind of awe, mingled with wonder, at the
+ deed which drew down such a visible and lasting mark of God's displeasure.
+ On the tombstones near Kelly's grave, men and women were seated, smoking
+ tobacco to their very heart's content; for, with that profusion which
+ characterizes the Irish in everything, they had brought out large
+ quantities of tobacco, whiskey, and bunches of pipes. On such occasions it
+ is the custom for those who attend the wake or the funeral to bring a full
+ pipe home with them; and it is expected that, as often as it is used, they
+ will remember to say &ldquo;God be merciful to the soul of him that this pipe
+ was over.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The crowd, however, now began to disperse; and the immediate friends of
+ the deceased sent the priest, accompanied by Kelly's brother, to request
+ that we would come in, as the last mark of respect to poor Denis's memory,
+ and take a glass of wine and a cake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come, Toby,&rdquo; said my brother, &ldquo;we may as well go in, as it will gratify
+ them; we need not make much delay, and we will still be at home in
+ sufficient time for dinner.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Certainly you will,&rdquo; said the Priest; &ldquo;for you shall both come and dine
+ with me to-day.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;With all my heart,&rdquo; said my brother; &ldquo;I have no objection, for I know you
+ give it good.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we went in, the punch was already reeking from immense white jugs,
+ that couldn't hold less than a gallon each.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said his Reverence, very properly, 'you have had a decent and
+ creditable funeral, and have managed every thing with great propriety; let
+ me request, therefore, that you will not get drunk, nor permit yourselves
+ to enter into any disputes or quarrels; but be moderate in what you take,
+ and go home peaceably.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, thin, your Reverence,&rdquo; replied the widow, &ldquo;he's now in his grave,
+ and, thank God, it's he that had the dacent funeral all out&mdash;ten good
+ gallons did we put over you, asthore, and it's yourself that liked the
+ dacent thing, any how&mdash;but sure, sir, it would shame him where he's
+ lyin', if we disregarded him so far as to go home widout bringing in our
+ friends, that didn't desart us in our throuble, an' thratin' them for
+ their kindness.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While Kelly's brother was filling out all their glasses, the priest, my
+ brother, and I, were taking a little refreshment. When the glasses were
+ filled, the deceased's brother raised his in his hand, and said,&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, gintlemen,&rdquo; addressing us, &ldquo;I hope you'll pardon me for not
+ dhrinking your healths first; but people, you know, can't break through an
+ ould custom, at any rate&mdash;so I give poor Denis's health that's in his
+ warm grave, and God be merciful to his sowl.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The priest now winked at me to give them their own way; so we filled our
+ glasses, and joined the rest in drinking &ldquo;Poor Denis's health, that's now
+ in his warm grave, and God be merciful to his soul.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When this was finished, they then drank ours, and thanked us for our
+ kindness in attending the funeral. It was now past five o'clock; and we
+ left them just setting into a hard bout of drinking, and rode down to his
+ Reverence's residence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I saw you smile,&rdquo; said he, on our way, &ldquo;at the blundering toast of Mat
+ Kelly; but it would be labor in vain to attempt setting them right. What
+ do they know about the distinctions of more refined life? Besides, I
+ maintain, that what they said was as well calculated to express their
+ affection, as if they had drunk honest Denis's memory. It is, at least,
+ unsophisticated. But did you hear,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;of the apparition that was
+ seen last night, on the mountain road above Denis's?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I did not hear of it,&rdquo; I replied, equivocating a little.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it is currently reported that the spirit of a murdered
+ pedlar, which haunts the hollow of the road at Drumfurrar bridge, chased
+ away the two servant men as they were bringing home the coffin, and that
+ finding it a good fit, he got into it, and walked half a mile along the
+ road, with the wooden surtout upon him; and, finally, that to wind up the
+ frolic, he left it on one end half-way between the bridge and Denis's
+ house, after putting a crowd of the countrymen to flight. I suspect some
+ droll knave has played them a trick. I assure you, that a deputation of
+ them, who declared that they saw the coffin move along of itself, waited
+ upon me this morning, to know whether they ought to have put him into the
+ coffin, or gotten another.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said my brother, in reply to him, &ldquo;after dinner we will probably
+ throw some light upon that circumstance; for I believe my brother here
+ knows something about it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So, sir,&rdquo; said the priest, &ldquo;I perceive you have been amusing yourself at
+ their expense.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I seldom spent a pleasanter evening than, I did with Father Miloy (so he
+ was called), who was, as my brother said, a shrewd, sensible man,
+ possessed of convivial powers of the first order. He sang us several good
+ songs; and, to do him justice, he had an excellent voice. He regretted
+ very much the state of party and religious feeling, which he did every
+ thing in his power to suppress. &ldquo;But,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I have little
+ co-operation in my efforts to communicate knowledge to my flock, and
+ implant better feelings among them. You must know,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;that I am
+ no great favorite with them. On being appointed to this parish by my
+ bishop, I found that the young man who was curate to my predecessor had
+ formed a party against me, thinking, by that means, eventually to get the
+ parish himself. Accordingly, on coming here, I found the chapel doors
+ closed on me: so that a single individual among them would not recognize
+ me as their proper pastor. By firmness and spirit, however, I at length
+ succeeded, after a long struggle against the influence of the curate, in
+ gaining admission to the altar; and, by a proper representation of his
+ conduct to the bishop, I soon made my gentleman knock under. Although
+ beginning to gain ground in the good opinion of the people, I am by no
+ means yet a favorite. This curate and I scarcely speak; but I hope that in
+ the course of time, both he and they will begin to find, that by kindness
+ and a sincere love for their welfare on my part, good-will and affection
+ will ultimately be established among us. At least, there shall be nothing
+ left undone, so far as I am concerned, to effect it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was now near nine o'clock, and my brother was beginning to relate an
+ anecdote concerning the clergyman who had preceded Father Molloy in the
+ parish, when a messenger from Mr. Wilson, already alluded to, came up in
+ breathless haste, requesting the priest, for God's sake, to go down into
+ town instantly, as the Kellys and the Grimeses were engaged in a fresh
+ quarrel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My God!&rdquo; he exclaimed&mdash;&ldquo;when will this work have an end? But, to
+ tell you the truth, gentlemen, I apprehended it; and I fear that something
+ still more fatal to the parties will yet be the consequence. Mr. D'Arcy,
+ you must try what you can do with the Grimeses, and I will manage the
+ Kellys.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We then proceeded to the town, which was but a very short distance from
+ the Priest's house; and, on arriving, found a large crowd before the door
+ of the house in which the Kellys had been drinking, engaged in hard
+ conflict. The priest was on foot, and had brought his whip with him, it
+ being an argument, in the hands of a Roman Catholic pastor, which tells so
+ home that it is seldom gainsaid. Mr. Molloy and my brother now dashed in
+ amongst them: and by remonstrance, abuse, blows, and entreaty, they with
+ difficulty succeeded in terminating the fight. They were also assisted by
+ Mr. Wilson and other persons, who dared not, until their appearance, run
+ the risk of interfering between them. Wilson's servant, who had come for
+ the priest, was still standing beside me, looking on; and, while my
+ brother and Mr. Molloy were separating the parties, I asked him how the
+ fray commenced.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it bein' market-day, the Grimeses chanced to be in
+ town, and this came to the ears of the Kellys, who were drinking in
+ Cassidy's here, till they got tipsy; some of them then broke out, and
+ began to go up and down the street, shouting for the face of a murdhering
+ Grimes. The Grimeses, sir, happened at the time to be drinking with a
+ parcel of their friends in Joe Sherlock's, and hearing the Kellys calling
+ out for them, why, as the dhrop, sir, was in on both sides, they were soon
+ at it. Grimes has given one of the Kelly's a great bating; but Tom Grogan,
+ Kelly's cousin, a little before we came down, I'm tould, has knocked the
+ seven senses out of him, with the pelt of a brick-bat in the stomach.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Soon after this, however, the quarrel was got under; and, in order to
+ prevent any more bloodshed that night, my brother and I got the Kellys
+ together, and brought them as far as our residence, on their way home. As
+ they went along, they uttered awful vows, and determinations of the
+ deepest revenge, swearing repeatedly that they would shoot Grimes from
+ behind a ditch, if they could not in any other manner have his blood. They
+ seemed highly intoxicated; and several of them were cut and abused in a
+ dreadful manner; even the women were in such a state of excitement and
+ alarm, that grief for the deceased was, in many instances, forgotten.
+ Several of both sexes were singing; some laughing with triumph at the
+ punishment they had inflicted on the enemy; others of them, softened by
+ what they had drunk, were weeping in tones of sorrow that might be heard a
+ couple of miles off. Among the latter were many of the men, some of whom,
+ as they staggered along, with their frieze big coats hanging off one
+ shoulder, clapped their hands, and roared like bulls, as if they intended,
+ by the loudness of their grief then, to compensate for their silence when
+ sober. It was also quite ludicrous to see the men kissing each other,
+ sometimes in this maudlin sorrow, and at others when exalted into the very
+ madness of mirth. Such as had been cut in the scuffle, on finding the
+ blood trickle down their faces, would wipe it off&mdash;then look at it,
+ and break out into a parenthetical volley of curses against the Grimeses;
+ after which, they would resume their grief, hug each other in mutual
+ sorrow, and clap their hands as before. In short, such a group could be
+ seen nowhere but in Ireland.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When my brother and I had separated from them, I asked him what had become
+ of Vengeance, and if he were still in the country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;with all his courage and watchfulness, he found that his
+ life was not safe; he, accordingly, sold off his property, and collecting
+ all his ready cash, emigrated to America, where, I hear, he is doing
+ well.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;God knows,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;I shouldn't be surprised if one-half of the
+ population were to follow his example, for the state of society here,
+ among the lower orders, is truly deplorable.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, but you are to consider now,&rdquo; he replied, &ldquo;that you have been looking
+ at the worst of it. If you pass an unfavorable opinion upon our countrymen
+ when in the public house or the quarrel, you ought to remember what they
+ are under their own roofs, and in all the relations of private life.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The &ldquo;Party Fight,&rdquo; described in the foregoing sketch, is unhappily no
+ fiction, and it is certain that there are thousands still alive who have
+ good reason to remember it. Such a fight, or I should rather say battle&mdash;for
+ such in fact it was&mdash;did not take place in a state of civil society,
+ if I can say so, within the last half century in this country. The
+ preparations for it were secretly being made for two or three months
+ previous to its occurrence, and however it came to light, it so happened
+ that each party became cognizant of the designs of the other. This
+ tremendous conflict, of which I was an eye-witness,&mdash;being then but
+ about twelve years of age&mdash;took place in the town, or rather city, of
+ Clogher, in my native county of Tyrone. The reader may form an opinion of
+ the bitterness and ferocity with which it was fought on both sides when he
+ is informed that the Orangemen on the one side, and the Ribbonmen on the
+ other, had called in aid from the surrounding counties of Monaghan, Cavan,
+ Fermanagh, and Derry; and, if I mistake not, also from Louth. In numbers,
+ the belligerents could not have been less than from four to five thousand
+ men. The fair day on which it occurred is known simply as &ldquo;the Day of the
+ great Fight.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ THE LOUGH DERG PILGRIM.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In describing the habits, superstitions, and feelings of the Irish people,
+ it would be impossible to overlook a place which occupies so prominent a
+ position in their religious usages as the celebrated Purgatory of St.
+ Patrick, situated in a lake that lies among the bleak and desolate looking
+ mountains of Donegal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may also be necessary to state to the reader, that the following
+ sketch, though appearing in this place, was the first production from my
+ pen which ever came before the public. The occasion of its being written
+ was this:&mdash;I had been asked to breakfast by the late Rev. Caesar
+ Otway, some time I think in the winter of 1829. About that time, or a
+ little before, he had brought out his admirable work called, &ldquo;Sketches in
+ Ireland, descriptive of interesting portions of Donegal, Cork, and Kerry.&rdquo;
+ Among the remarkable localities of Donegal, of course it was natural to
+ suppose, that &ldquo;<i>Lough Derg</i>,&rdquo; or the celebrated &ldquo;<i>Purgatory of St.
+ Patrick</i>,&rdquo; would not be omitted. Neither was it; and nothing can exceed
+ the accuracy and truthful vigor with which he describes its situation and
+ appearance. In the course of conversation, however, I discovered that he
+ had never been present during the season of making the Pilgrimages, and
+ was consequently ignorant of the religious ceremonies which take place in
+ it. In consequence, I gave him a pretty full and accurate account I of
+ them, and of the Station which I myself had made there. After I had
+ concluded, he requested me to put what I had told him upon paper, adding,
+ &ldquo;I will dress it up and have it inserted in the next edition.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I accordingly went home, and on the fourth evening afterwards brought him
+ the Sketch of the Lough Derg Pilgrim as it now appears, with the exception
+ of some offensive passages which are expunged in this edition. Such was my
+ first introduction to literary life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here I cannot omit paying my sincere tribute of grateful recollection
+ to a man from whom I have received so many acts of the warmest kindness.
+ To me he was a true friend in every sense of the word. In my early trials
+ his purse and his advice often supported, soothed, and improved me. In a
+ literary point of view I am under the deepest obligations to his excellent
+ judgment and good taste. Indeed were it not for him, I never could have
+ struggled my way through the severe difficulties with which in my early
+ career I was beset.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Green be the turf above thee,
+ Friend of my early days;
+ None knew thee but to love thee,
+ Or named thee but to praise.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ But to my theme, which will be better understood, as will my description
+ of the wild rites performed on the shores of its most celebrated island,
+ by the following extracts, taken from this able and most vivid describer
+ of Irish scenery:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The road from the village of Petigo leading towards Lough Derg, runs
+ along a river tumbling over rocks; and then after proceeding for a time
+ over a boggy valley, you ascend into a dreary and mountainous tract,
+ extremely ugly in itself, but from which you have a fine view indeed of
+ the greatest part of the lower lake of Lough Erne, with its many elevated
+ islands, and all its hilly shores, green, wooded, and cultivated, with the
+ interspersed houses of its gentry, and the comfortable cottages of its
+ yeomanry&mdash;the finest yeomanry in Ireland&mdash;men living in
+ comparative comfort, and having in their figures and bearing that
+ elevation of character which a sense of loyalty and independence confers.
+ I had at length, after traveling about three miles, arrived where the road
+ was discontinued, and by the direction of my guide, ascended a
+ mountain-path that brought me through a wretched village, and led to the
+ top of a hill. Here my boy left me, and went to look for the man who was
+ to ferry us to Purgatory, and on the ridge where I stood I had leisure to
+ look around. To the south-west lay Lough Erne, with all its isles and
+ cultivated shores; to the north-west lay Lough Derg, and truly never did I
+ mark such a contrast. Lough Derg under my feet&mdash;the lake, the shores,
+ the mountains, the accompaniments of all sorts presented the very
+ landscape of desolation; its waters expanding in their highland solitude,
+ amidst a wide waste of moors, without one green spot to refresh the eye,
+ without a house or tree&mdash;all mournful in the brown hue of its
+ far-stretching bogs, and the gray uniformity of its rocks; the surrounding
+ mountains even partook of the sombre character of the place; their forms
+ without grandeur, their ranges continuous and without elevation. The lake
+ itself was certainly as fine as rocky shores and numerous islands could
+ make it: but it was encompassed with such dreariness; it was deformed so
+ much by its purgatorial island; the associations connected with it were of
+ such a degrading character, that really the whole prospect before me
+ struck my mind with a sense of painfulness, and I said to myself, 'I am
+ already in Purgatory.' A person who has never seen the picture that was
+ now under my eye, who had read of a place consecrated by the devotion of
+ ages, towards which the tide of human superstition had flowed for twelve
+ centuries, might imagine that St. Patrick's Purgatory, secluded in its
+ sacred island, would have all the venerable and gothic accompaniments of
+ olden time; and its ivied towers and belfried steeples, its carved
+ windows, and cloistered arches, its long dark aisles and fretted vaults
+ would have risen out of the water, rivalling Iona or Lindisfarn; but
+ nothing of the sort was to be seen. The island, about half a mile from the
+ shore, presented nothing but a collection of hideous slated houses and
+ cabins, which gave you an idea that they were rather erected for the
+ purpose of tollhouses or police-stations than any thing else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was certainly in an interesting position. I looked southerly towards
+ Lough Erne, with the Protestant city of Enniskillen rising amidst its
+ waters, like the island queen of all the loyalty, and industry, and
+ reasonable worship that have made her sons the admiration of past and
+ present time; and before me, to the north, Lough Derg, with its far-famed
+ isle, reposing there as the monstrous birth of a dreary and degraded
+ superstition, the enemy of mental cultivation, and destined to keep the
+ human understanding in the same dark unproductive state as the moorland
+ waste that lay outstretched around. I was soon joined by my guide and by
+ two men carrying oars, with whom I descended from the ridge on which I was
+ perched, towards the shores of the lake, where there was a sort of boat,
+ or rather toll-house, at which the pilgrims paid a certain sum before they
+ were permitted to embark for the island. In a few minutes we were afloat;
+ and while sitting in the boat I had time to observe my ferrymen: one was a
+ stupid countryman, who did not speak; the other was an old man with a
+ Woollen night-cap under his hat, a brown snuff-colored coat, a nose
+ begrimed with snuff, a small gray eye enveloped amidst wrinkles that
+ spread towards his temples in the form of birds' claws, and gave to his
+ countenance a sort of leering cunning that was extremely disagreeable. I
+ found he was the clerk of the island chapel; that he was a sort of master
+ of the ceremonies in purgatory, and guardian and keeper of it when the
+ station time was over and priests and pilgrims had deserted it. I could
+ plainly perceive that he had smoked me out as a Protestant, that he was on
+ his guard against me as a spy, and that his determination was to get as
+ much and to give as little information as he could; in fact, he seemed to
+ have the desire to obtain the small sum he expected from me with as little
+ exposure of his cause, and as little explanation of the practices of his
+ craft as possible. The man informed me that the station time was over
+ about a month, and he confirmed my guide's remark that the Pope's jubilee
+ had much diminished the resort of pilgrims during the present season. He
+ informed me also that the whole district around the lough, together with
+ all its islands, belonged to Colonel L&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;, a relation of
+ the Duke of Wellington; and that this gentleman, as landlord, had leased
+ the ferry of the island to certain persons who had contracted to pay him
+ £260 a year; and to make up this sum, and obtain a suitable income for
+ themselves, the ferrymen charged each pilgrim five pence. Therefore,
+ supposing that the contractors make cent, per cent, by their contract,
+ which it may be supposed they do, the number of pilgrims to this island
+ may be estimated at 13,000; and, as my little guide afterwards told me
+ (although the cunning old clerk took care to avoid it), that each pilgrim
+ paid the priest from 1s. 8d. to 2s. 6d., therefore we may suppose that the
+ profit to the prior of Lough Derg and his priests was no small sum.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In a short time I arrived at the island, and as stepping out of the boat
+ I planted my foot on the rocks of this scene of human absurdity, I felt
+ ashamed for human nature, and looked on myself as one of the millions of
+ fools that have, century after century, degraded their understandings by
+ coming hither. The island I found to be of an oval shape.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The buildings on it consisted of a slated house for the priests, two
+ chapels, and a long range of cabins on the rocky surface of the island,
+ which may contain about half an acre; there were also certain round walls
+ about two feet high, enclosing broken stone and wooden crosses; these were
+ called saints' beds, and around these circles, on the sharp and stony
+ rocks, the pilgrims go on their naked knees. Altogether I may briefly sum
+ up my view of this place, and say that it was filthy, dreary, and
+ altogether detestable&mdash;it was a positive waste of time to visit it,
+ and I hope I shall never behold it again.&rdquo; *
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * Fire at Lough Derg.&mdash;On the 15th Aug 1842, the
+ station at this celebrated place was brought to a
+ conclusion; but in the course of the night it was
+ discovered that some of the houses were on fire, and
+ four dwellings which, we believe, were recently
+ erected, were altogether consumed. The people of the
+ neighboring country directed their efforts chiefly to
+ the preservation of the prior's house, which adjoined
+ those in flames, and by pouring a continued supply of
+ water against its windows, succeeded in saving it. The
+ night being calm, and the wind in a favorable
+ direction, the injury sustained was less than must have
+ existed under different circumstances. The houses burnt
+ were occupied as lodgings for pilgrims when on station.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The following is extracted from Bishop Henry Jones's account, published in
+ 1647:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The island called St. Patrick's Purgatory is altogether rocky, and rather
+ level; within the compass of the island, in the water towards the
+ north-east, about two yards from the shore, stand certain rocks, the least
+ of which, and next the shore, is the one St. Patrick knelt on for the
+ third part of the night in prayer, he did another third in his cell, which
+ is called his bed, and another third in the cave or purgatory; in this
+ stone there is a cleft or print, said to be made by St. Patrick's knees;
+ the other stone is much greater and further off in the lake, and covered
+ with water, called Lachavanny: this is esteemed of singular virtue;
+ standing thereon healeth pilgrims' feet, bleeding as they are with cuts
+ and bruises got in going barefoot round the blessed beds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The entrance into the island is narrow and rocky; these rocks they report
+ to be the guts of a great serpent metamorphosed into stones. When Mr.
+ Copinger, a gentleman drawn thither by the fame of the place, visited it,
+ there was a church covered with shingles dedicated to St. Patrick, and it
+ was thus furnished: at the east end was a high altar covered with linen,
+ over which did hang the image of our Lady with our Saviour in her arms; on
+ the right did hang the picture of the three kings offering their presents
+ to our Saviour; and on the left the picture of our Saviour on the cross;
+ near the altar, and on the south side, did stand on the ground an old
+ worm-eaten image of St. Patrick; and behind the altar was another of the
+ same fabric, but still older in appearance, called. St Arioge; and on the
+ right hand another image called St. Volusianus.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Between the church and the cave there is a small rising ground, and on a
+ heap of stones lay a little stone cross, part broken, part standing; and.
+ in the east of the church was another cross made of twigs interwoven:
+ 'this is known by the name of St. Patrick's altar, on which lie three
+ pieces of a bell, which they say St. Patrick used to carry in, his hand.
+ Here also was laid a certain knotty bone of some bigness, hollow in the
+ midst like the nave of a wheel, and out of which issue, as it were,
+ natural spokes: this was: shown as a great rarity, being part of a great,
+ serpent's tail&mdash;one of those monsters the blessed Patrick expelled
+ out of Ireland.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Towards the narrowest part of the island were six circles&mdash;some call
+ them saints' beds, or beds of penance. Pilgrims are continually praying
+ and kneeling about these beds; and they are compassed around with sharp
+ stones and difficult passages for the accommodation of such as go
+ barefooted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In the farthest part northward of the island, are certain beds of stone
+ cast together; as memorials for some that are elsewhere; buried; but who
+ trust to the prayers and merits of those who daily resort to this
+ Purgatory. Lastly, in this island are several Irish cabins covered with
+ thatch, and another for shriving or confession; and there are: separate
+ places assigned for those who come from the four provinces of Ireland.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In all, the pilgrims remain on the island nine days; they eat but once in
+ the twenty-four hours, of oatmeal and water. They have liberty to refresh
+ themselves with the water of the lake, which, as Roth says, 'is of such
+ virtue, that though thou shouldst fill thyself with it, yet will it not
+ offend; but is as if it flowed from some mineral.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The pilgrims at night lodge or lie on straw, without pillow or pallet,
+ rolling themselves in their mantles, and wrapping their heads in their
+ breeches; only on some one of the eight nights they must lie on one of the
+ saints' beds, whichever they like.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ I was, at the time of performing this station, in the middle of my
+ nineteenth year&mdash;of quick perception&mdash;warm imagination&mdash;a
+ mind peculiarly romantic&mdash;a morbid turn for devotion, and a candidate
+ for the priesthood, having been made slightly acquainted with Latin, and
+ more slightly still with Greek.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this period, however, all my faculties merged like friendly streams
+ into the large current of my devotion. Of religion I was completely
+ ignorant, although I had sustained a very conspicuous part in the
+ devotions of the family, and signalized myself frequently; by taking the
+ lead in a rosary. I had often out-prayed and out-fasted an old circulating
+ pilgrim, who occasionally visited our family; a feat on which few would
+ have ventured; and I even arrived to such a pitch of perfection at
+ praying, that with the assistance of young and powerful lungs, I was fully
+ able to distance him at any English prayer in which we joined. But in
+ Latin, I must allow, that owing to my imperfect knowledge of its
+ pronunciation, and to some twitches of conscience I felt on adventuring to
+ imitate, him by overleaping this impediment, he was able to throw me back
+ a considerable distance in his turn; so that when we both started for a <i>De
+ Profundis</i>, I was always sure to come in second. Owing to all this I
+ was considered a young man of promise, being, moreover, as my master often
+ told my father, a youth of prodigious parts and great cuteness. Indeed, on
+ this subject my master's veracity could not be questioned; because when I
+ first commenced Latin, I was often heard repeating the prescribed tasks in
+ my sleep. Many of his relations had already, even upon the strength of my
+ prospective priesthood, begun to claim relationship with our family, and
+ before I was nineteen, I found myself godfather to a dozen godsons and as
+ many god-daughters; every one of whom I had with unusual condescension
+ taken under my patronage; and most of the boys were named after myself.
+ Finding that I was thus responsible for so much, in the opinion of my
+ friends, and having the aforesaid character of piety to sustain, I found
+ it indispensable to make the pilgrimage. Not that I considered myself a
+ sinner, or by any means bound to go from that motive, for although the
+ opinion of my friends, as to my talents and sanctity, was exceedingly
+ high, yet, I assure you, it cut but a very indifferent figure, when
+ compared with my own on both these subjects.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I very well remember that the first sly attempt I ever made at a miracle
+ was in reference to Lough Derg; I tried it by way of preparation for my
+ pilgrimage. I heard that there had been a boat lost there, about the year
+ 1796, and that a certain priest who was in her as a passenger, had walked
+ very calmly across the lake to the island, after the bout and the rest of
+ the passengers in her had all gone to the bottom. Now, I had, from my
+ childhood, a particular prejudice against sailing in a boat, although Dick
+ Darcy, a satirical and heathenish old bachelor, who never went to Mass,
+ used often to tell me, with a grin which I was never able rightly to
+ understand, that I might have no prejudice against sailing, &ldquo;because,&rdquo;
+ Dick would say, &ldquo;take my word for it, you'll never die by drowning.&rdquo; At
+ all events, I thought to myself, that should any such untoward accident
+ occur to me, it would be no unpleasant circumstance to imitate the priest;
+ but that it would be infinitely more agreeable to make the first
+ experiment in a marl-pit, on my father's farm, than on the lake.
+ Accordingly, after three days' fasting, and praying for the power of not
+ sinking in the water, I slipped very quietly down to the pit, and after
+ reconnoitering the premises, to be sure there was no looker-on, I
+ approached the brink. At this moment my heart beat high with emotion, my
+ soul was wrapt up to a most enthusiastic pitch of faith, and my whole
+ spirit absorbed in feelings, where hope&mdash;doubt&mdash;gleams of
+ uncertainty&mdash;visions of future eminence&mdash;twitches of fear&mdash;reflections
+ on my expertness in swimming&mdash;on the success of the water-walking
+ priest afore-mentioned&mdash;and on the depth of the pond&mdash;had all
+ insisted on an equal share of attention. At the edge of the pit grew large
+ water-lilies, with their leaves spread over the surface; it is singular to
+ reflect upon what slight and ridiculous circumstances the mind will seize,
+ when wound up in this manner to a pitch of superstitious absurdity. I am
+ really ashamed, even whilst writing this, of the confidence I put for a
+ moment in a treacherous water-lily, as its leaf lay spread so smoothly and
+ broadly over the surface of the pond, as if to lure my foot to the
+ experiment. However, after having stimulated myself by a fresh pater and
+ ave, I advanced, my eyes turned up enthusiastically to heaven&mdash;my
+ hands resolutely clenched&mdash;my teeth locked together&mdash;my nerves
+ set&mdash;and my whole soul strong in confidence&mdash;I advanced, I say,
+ and lest I might give myself time to cool from this divine glow, I made a
+ tremendous stride, planting my right foot exactly in the middle of the
+ treacherous water-lily leaf, and the next moment was up to the neck in
+ water. Here was devotion cooled. Happily I was able to bottom the pool, or
+ could swim very well, if necessary; so I had not much difficulty in
+ getting out. As soon as I found myself on the bank, I waited not to make
+ reflections, but with a rueful face set off at full speed for my father's
+ house, which was not far distant; the water all the while whizzing out of
+ nay clothes, by the rapidity of the motion, as it does from a
+ water-spaniel after having been in that element. It is singular to think
+ what a strong authority vanity has over the principles and passions in the
+ weakest and strongest moments of both; I never was remarkable, at that
+ open, ingenuous period of my life, for secrecy; yet did I now take
+ especial care not to invest either this attempt at the miraculous, or its
+ concomitant failure, with anything like narration. It was, however, an act
+ of devotion that had a vile effect on my lungs, for it gave me a cough
+ that was intolerable; and I never felt the infirmities of humanity more
+ than in this ludicrous attempt to get beyond them; in which, by the way, I
+ was nearer being successful than I had intended, though in a different
+ sense. This happened a month before I started for Lough Derg.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was about six o'clock of a delightful morning in the pleasant month of
+ July, when I set out upon my pilgrimage, with a single change of linen in
+ my pocket, and a pair of discarded shoes upon my bare feet; for, in
+ compliance with the general rule, I wore no stockings. The sun looked down
+ upon all nature with great good humor; everything smiled around me; and as
+ I passed for a few miles across an upland country which stretched down
+ from a chain of dark rugged mountains that lay westward, I could not help
+ feeling, although the feeling was indeed checked&mdash;that the scene was
+ exhilarating. The rough upland was in several places diversified with
+ green spots of cultivated land, with some wood, consisting of an old
+ venerable plantation of mountain pine, that hung on the convex sweep of a
+ large knoll away to my right,&mdash;with a broad sheet of lake that curled
+ to the fresh arrowy breeze of morning, on which a variety of water-fowl
+ were flapping their wings or skimming along, leaving a troubled track on
+ the peaceful waters behind them; there were also deep intersections of
+ precipitous or sloping glens, graced with hazel, holly, and every
+ description of copse-wood. On other occasions I have drunk deeply of
+ pleasure, when in the midst of this scenery, bearing about me the young,
+ free, and bounding spirit, its first edge of enjoyment unblunted by the
+ collision of base minds and stony hearts, against which experience jostles
+ us in maturer life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The dew hung shining upon the leaves, and fell in pattering showers from
+ the trees, as a bird, alarmed at my approach, would spring from the branch
+ and leave it vibrating in the air behind her; the early challenge of the
+ cock grouse, and the <i>quick-go-quick</i> of the quail, were cheerfully
+ uttered on all sides. The rapid martins twittered with peculiar glee, or,
+ in the light caprice of their mirth, placed themselves for a moment upon
+ the edge of a scaur, or earthly precipice, in which their nests were
+ built, and then shot up again to mingle with the careering and joyful
+ flock that cut the air in every direction. Where is the heart which could
+ not enjoy such a morning scene? Under any other circumstances it would
+ have enchanted me; but here, in fact, that intensity of spirit which is
+ necessary to the due contemplation of beautiful prospects, was transferred
+ to a gloomier object. I was under the influence of a feeling quite new to
+ me. It was not pleasure, nor was it pain, but a chilliness of soul which
+ proceeded from the gloomy and severe task that I had undertaken&mdash;a
+ task which, when I considered the danger and the advantages annexed to its
+ performance, was sufficient to abstract me from every other object. It was
+ really the first exercise of that jealous spirit of mistaken devotion
+ which keeps the soul in perpetual sickness, and invests the innocent
+ enjoyments of life with a character of sin and severity. It was this
+ gloomy feeling that could alone have strangled in their birth those
+ sensations which the wisdom of God has given as a security in some degree
+ against sin, by opening to the heart of man sources of pleasure, for which
+ the soul is not compelled to barter away her innocence, as in those of a
+ grosser nature. I may be wrong in analyzing the sensation, but for the
+ first time in my life I felt anxious and unhappy; yet, according to my own
+ opinions, I should have been otherwise. I was startled at what I
+ experienced, and began to consider it as a secret intimation that I had
+ chosen a wrong time for my journey. I even felt as if it would not prosper&mdash;as
+ if some accident or misfortune would befall me ere my return. The boat
+ might sink, as in 1796: this was quite alarming. The miraculous experiment
+ on the pond here occurred to me with full force, and came before my
+ imagination in a new point of view. The drenching I got had a deep and
+ fearful meaning. It was ominous&mdash;it was prophetic,&mdash;and sent by
+ a merciful Providence to deter me from attending the pilgrimage at this
+ peculiar time&mdash;perhaps on this particular day: to-morrow the spell
+ might be broken, the danger past, and the difference of a single day could
+ be nothing. Just at this moment an unlucky hare, starting from an
+ adjoining thicket, scudded across my path, as if to fill up the measure of
+ these ominous predictions. I paused, and my foot was on the very turn to
+ the rightabout, when instantly a thought struck me which produced a
+ reaction in my imagination. Might not all this be the temptation of the
+ devil, suggested to prevent me from performing this blessed work? not the
+ hare itself be some&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;? In short, the counter-current
+ carried me with it. I had commenced my journey, and every one knows that
+ when a man commences a journey it is unlucky to turn back. On I went, but
+ still with a subdued and melancholy tone of feeling. If I met a cheerful
+ countryman, his mirth found no kindred spirit in me: on the contrary, my
+ taciturnity seemed to infect him; for, after several ineffectual' attempts
+ at conversation, he gradually became silent, or hummed a tune to himself,
+ and, on parting, bade me a short, doubtful kind of good day, looking over
+ his shoulder, as he departed, with a face of scrutiny and surprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After getting five or six miles across the country, I came out on one of
+ these by-roads which run independently of all advantages of locality, &ldquo;up
+ hill and down dale,&rdquo; from one little obscure village to another. These
+ roads are generally paved with round broad stones, laid curiously together
+ in longitudinal rows like the buttons on a schoolboy's jacket; Owing to
+ the infrequency of travellers on them, they are quite overgrown with
+ grass, except in one stripe along the middle, which is kept naked by the
+ hoofs of horses and the tread of foot passengers. There is some tradition
+ connected with these roads, or the manner of their formation, which I do
+ not remember.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last I came out upon the main road; and you will be pleased to imagine
+ to yourself the figure of a tall, gaunt, gawkish young man, dressed in a
+ good suit of black cloth, with shirt and cravat like snow, striding
+ solemnly along, without shoe or stocking; for about this time I was twelve
+ miles from home, and blisters had already risen upon my feet, in
+ consequence of the dew having got into my shoes, which at the best were
+ enough to cut up any man; I had therefore to strip and carry my shoes&mdash;one
+ in my pocket, and another stuffed in my hat; being thus with great
+ reluctance compelled to travel barefoot: yet I soon turned even this to
+ account, when I reflected that it would enhance the merit of my
+ pilgrimage, and that every fresh blister would bring down a fresh
+ blessing. 'Tis true I was nettled to the soul, on perceiving the face of a
+ laborer on the way-side, or of a traveller who met me, gradually expanding
+ into a broad sarcastic grin, as such an unaccountable figure passed him.
+ But these I soon began to suspect were Protestant grins; for none but
+ heretics would presume by any means to give me a sneer. The Catholics
+ taking me for a priest, were sure to doff their hats to me; or if they
+ wore none, as is not unfrequent when at labor, they would catch their
+ forelocks with their finger and thumb, and bob down their heads in the act
+ of veneration. This attention of my brethren more than compensated for the
+ mirth of all other sects; in fact, their mistaking me for a priest began
+ to give me a good opinion of myself, and perfectly reconciled me to the
+ fatiguing severity of the journey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have had occasion to remark, while upon this pilgrimage, or rather long
+ afterwards,&mdash;for I was but little versed then in the science of
+ reflection&mdash;that it is impossible to calculate upon the capabilities
+ of either body or mind, until they are drawn out by some occasion of
+ peculiar interest, in which those of either or both are thrown upon their
+ own energies and resources. In my opinion, the great secret or the
+ directing principle of all enterprise rests in the motive of action; for,
+ whenever a suitable interest can be given to the principles of human
+ conduct, the person bound by, and feeling that interest will not only
+ perform as much as could possibly be expected from his natural powers, but
+ he will recruit his energies by drawing in all the adventitious aid which
+ the various relations of that interest, as they extend to other objects,
+ are capable of affording him. It was amazing, for instance, to observe the
+ vigor and perseverance with which feeble, sickly old creatures, performed
+ the necessary austerities of this dreadful pilgrimage;&mdash;creatures,
+ who if put to the same fatigue, on any other business, would at once sink
+ under it; but the motive supplied energy, and the infirmities of nature
+ borrowed new strength from the deep and ardent devotion of the spirit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first that I suspected of being fellow pilgrims were two women whom I
+ overtook upon the way. They were dressed in gray cloaks, striped red and
+ blue petticoats; drugget, or linseywoolsey gowns, that came within about
+ three inches of their ankles. Each had a small white bag slung at her
+ back, which contained the scanty provisions for the journey, and the oaten
+ cakes, crisp and hard-baked, for the pilgrimage to the lake. The hoods of
+ their cloaks fell down their backs, and each dame had a spotted cotton
+ kerchief pinned around her <i>dowd</i> cap at the chin, whilst the
+ remainder of it fell down the shoulders, over the cloaks. Each had also a
+ staff in her hand, which she held in a manner peculiar to a travelling
+ woman&mdash;that is, with her hand round the upper end of it, her right
+ thumb extended across its head, and her arm, from the elbow down, parallel
+ with the horizon. The form of each, owing to the want of that spinal
+ strength and vigor which characterize the erect gait of man, was bent a
+ little forward, and this, joined to the idea produced by the nature of
+ their journey, gave to them something of an ardent and devoted character,
+ such as the mind and eye would seek for in a pilgrim, I saw them at some
+ distance before me, and knew by the staves and white bags behind them that
+ they were bound for Lough Derg. I accordingly stretched out a little that
+ I might overtake them; for in consequence of the absorbing nature of my
+ own reflections, my journey had only been a solitary one, and I felt that
+ society would relieve me. I was not a little surprised, however, on
+ finding that as soon as I topped one height of the road, I was sure to
+ find my two old ladies a competent distance before me in the hollow (most
+ of the northern roads are of this nature), and that when I got to the
+ bottom, I was as sure to perceive their heads topping the next hill, and
+ then gradually sinking out of my sight. I was surprised at this, and
+ perhaps a little nettled, that a fresh active young fellow should not have
+ sufficient mettle readily to overtake two women. I did stretch out,
+ therefore, with some vigor, yet it was not till after a chase of two miles
+ or so that I found myself abreast of them. As soon as they noticed me they
+ dropped a curtesy each, addressing me at the same time as a clergyman, and
+ I returned their salutation with all due gravity. Upon my inquiring how
+ far they had travelled that day, it appeared that they had actually
+ performed a journey seven miles longer than mine: &ldquo;We needn't ax your
+ Reverence if you're for the Islan'?&rdquo; said one of them. &ldquo;I am,&rdquo; I replied,
+ not caring to undeceive her as to my Reverentiality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth was, in the midst of all my sanctity I felt proud of the old
+ woman's mistake as to my priesthood, and really had not so much ready
+ virtue about me, on the occasion, as was sufficient to undeceive her. I
+ was even thankful to her for the inquiry, and thought, on a closer
+ inspection, I perceived an uncommon portion of good sense and intelligence
+ in her face. &ldquo;My very excellent, worthy woman,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;how is it that
+ you are able to travel at such a rate, when one would suppose you should
+ be fatigued by this time, after so long a journey?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Musha?&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;but your Reverence ought to know that.&rdquo;&mdash;I felt
+ puzzled at this: &ldquo;How should I know it?&rdquo; said I.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I'm sure,&rdquo; she continued, &ldquo;you couldn't expect a poor ould crathur o'
+ sixty to travel at this rate, at all at all; except for raisons, your
+ Reverence:&rdquo;&mdash;looking towards me quite confidently and knowingly. This
+ was still more oracular, and I felt very odd under it; my character for
+ devotion was at stake, and I feared that the old lady was drawing me into
+ a kind of vicious circle. &ldquo;Your Reverence knows, that for the likes o' me,
+ that can hardly move to the market of a Saturday, Lord help me! an' home
+ agin, for to travel at this rate, would be impossible, any how, except,&rdquo;
+ she added, &ldquo;for what I'm carryin', sir, blessed be God for it!&rdquo;&mdash;peering
+ at me again with more knowing and triumphant look.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why that's true,&rdquo; said I, thoughtfully; and then, assuming a bit of the
+ sacerdotal privilege, and suddenly raising my voice, though I was as
+ innocent as the child unborn of her meaning,&mdash;&ldquo;that's true; but now
+ as you appear to be a sensible, pious woman, I hope you-understand the
+ nature of what you are carrying&mdash;and in a proper manner, too, for you
+ know that's the chief point.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, Father dear, I do my best, avourneen; an' I ought of a sartinty to
+ know it, bekase blessed Friar Hagan spent three dys instructin' Mat and
+ myself in it; an' more betoken, that Mat sent him a sack o' phaties, an' a
+ bag of oats for his trouble, not forgettin' the goose he got from myself,
+ the Micklemas afther.&mdash;Arrah how long is that ago, Katty a-haygur?&rdquo;
+ said she, addressing her companion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ten years,&rdquo; said Katty. &ldquo;Oh! it's more, I'm thinkin'; it's ten years
+ since poor Dick, God rest his sowl, died, and this was full two years
+ afore that: but no matther, agra, I'll let your Reverence hear the prayer,
+ at any rate.&rdquo; She here repeated a beautiful Irish prayer to the Blessed
+ Virgin, of which that beginning with &ldquo;Hail, holy Queen!&rdquo; in the Roman
+ Catholic prayer-books is a translation, or perhaps the original. While she
+ was repeating the prayer, I observed her hand in her bosom, apparently
+ extricating something, which, on being brought out, proved to be a
+ scapular; she held it up, that I might see it: &ldquo;Your Reverence,&rdquo; said she,
+ &ldquo;this is the ninth journey of the kind I made: but you don't wonder now, I
+ bleeve, how stoutly I'm able to stump it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You really do stump it stoutly, as you' say,&rdquo; I replied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;an' not a wan' o' me but's as weak as a cat, at home
+ scarce can put a hand to any thing; but then, your Reverence, my eldest
+ daughter, Ellish, jist minds the house, an' lots the ould mother mind the
+ prayers, as I'm not able to do a hand's turn, worth namin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But you appear to be stout and healthy,&rdquo; I observed, &ldquo;if a person may
+ judge by your looks.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Glory be to them that giv it to me then! that I am at the present time,
+ <i>padre dheelish</i>. But don't you know I'm always so durin' this
+ journey; I've a wicket heart-burn that torments the very life out o' me,
+ all the year round till this; and what 'ud your Reverence think, but it's
+ sure to lave me, clear and clane, and a fortnight or so afore I come here;
+ I never wanst feels a bit iv it, while I rouse and prepare myself for the
+ Island, nor for a month after I come here agen, Glory be to God.&rdquo; She then
+ turned to her companion, and commenced, in a voice half audible&mdash;&ldquo;Musha!
+ Katty a-haygur, did ye iver lay your two livin' eyes on so young a priest?
+ a sweet and holy crathur he is, no doubt, and has goodness in his face,
+ may the Lord bless him!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Musha!&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;surely your Reverence can't be long afther bein'
+ ordained, I'm thinkin'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that's very strange,&rdquo; said I, evading her, &ldquo;so you tell me your
+ heartburn leaves you, and that you get stout every year about the time of
+ your pilgrimage?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;An' troth an' I do!&mdash;hut! what am I sayin'? Indeed, sir, may be
+ that's more than I can say, either, your Reverence: but for sartin'it is&rdquo;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you mean that you do, or that you do not?&rdquo; I inquired.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed, your Reverence, you jist hot it&mdash;the Lord bless you, and
+ spare you to the parents that reared ye; an' proud people may they be at
+ having the likes of 'im, Katty avourneen&rdquo;&mdash;turning abruptly to Katty,
+ that she might disarm my interogatories on this tender subject with a
+ better grace&mdash;&ldquo;proud people, as I said afore, the Lord may spare him
+ to them!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We here topped a little hill, and saw the spire of a steeple, and the
+ skirts of a country town, which a passenger told us was about three miles
+ distant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My feet by this time were absolutely in griskins, nor was I by any means
+ prepared for a most unexpected proposal, which the spokeswoman, after some
+ private conversation with the other, undertook to make. I could not
+ imagine what the purport of the dialogue was; but I easily saw, that I
+ myself was the subject of it, for I could perceive them glance at me
+ occasionally, as if they felt a degree of hesitation in laying down the
+ matter for my approval; at length she opened it with great adroitness:&mdash;&ldquo;Musha,
+ an' to be sure he will, Katty dear an' darlin'&mdash;and mightn't you know
+ he would&mdash;the refusin' to do it isn't in his face, as any body that
+ has eyes to see may know&mdash;you ashamed!&mdash;and what for would ye be
+ ashamed?&mdash;asthore, it's 'imself that's not proud, or he wouldn't
+ tramp it, barefooted, along wud two ould crathurs like huz; him that has
+ no sin to answer for&mdash;but I'll spake to 'im myself, and yell see it's
+ he that won't refuse it. Why thin, your Reverence, Katty an' I war
+ thinkin', that as there's only three of us, an' the town's afore us, where
+ we'll rest a while, plaise God&mdash;for by that time the shower that's
+ away over there will be comin' down;&mdash;that as there's but three of
+ us, would it be any harm if we sed a bit of a Rosary, and your Reverence
+ to join us?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was, indeed, a most unexpected attack; but it was evident that I was
+ set down by this curious woman as a paragon of piety; though indeed her
+ object was rather to smooth the way in my mind, for what she intended
+ should be a very excellent opinion of her own godliness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I looked about me, and as far as my eye could reach, the road appeared
+ solitary. I did, 'tis true, debate the matter with myself, pro and con,
+ for I felt the absurdity of my situation, and of this abrupt proposal,
+ more than I was willing to suppose I did. Still, thought I, it is a
+ serious thing to refuse praying with this poor woman, because she is poor&mdash;God
+ is no respecter of person&mdash;this too is a Rosary to the Blessed
+ Virgin; besides, nothing can be too humbling for a person when once
+ engaged in this holy station&mdash;&ldquo;So, pride, I trample you under my
+ feet!&rdquo; said I to myself, at a moment when the appearance of a respectable
+ person on the road would have routed all my humility. I complied, however,
+ with a very condescending grace, and to it we went. The old women pulled
+ out their beads, and I got my hat, which had one of my shoes in it, under
+ my arm. They requested that I would open the Rosary, which I did: and thus
+ we kept tossing the ball of prayer from one to another along the way,
+ whilst I was bending and sinking on the hard gravel in perfect agony. But
+ we had not gone far, when the shower, which we did not suppose would have
+ fallen until we should reach the town, began to descend with greater
+ bounty than we were at all prepared for, or than I was, at least; for I
+ had no outside coat: but indeed the morning was so beautiful, that rain
+ was scarcely to be apprehended. With respect to the old lady, she appeared
+ to be better acquainted with the necessary preparations for such a journey
+ than I had been: for as soon as the shower became heavy (and it fell very
+ heavily), she whipped off her cloak, and before I could say a syllable to
+ the contrary, had it pinned about me. She then drew out of a large
+ four-cornered pocket of red cloth, that hung at her side, a hare's-skin
+ cap, which in a twinkling was on her own cranium. But what was most
+ singular, considering the heat of the weather, was the appearance of an
+ excellent frieze jacket, such as porters and draymen usually wear, with
+ two outside pockets on the sides, into one of which she drove her arm up
+ to the elbow, and in the other hand carried her staff like a man&mdash;I
+ thought she wore the cap, too, a little to the one side on her head.
+ Indeed, a more ludicrous appearance could scarcely be conceived than she
+ now exhibited. I, on the other hand, cut an original figure, being six
+ feet high, with a short gray cloak pinned tightly about me, my black
+ cassimere small-clothes peeping below it&mdash;my long, yellow, polar
+ legs, unencumbered with calves, quite naked&mdash;a good hat over the
+ cloak&mdash;but no shoes on my feet, marching thus gravely upon my
+ pilgrimage, with two such figures!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this singular costume did we advance the rain all the time falling in
+ torrents. The town, however, was not far distant, and we arrived at a
+ little thatched house, where &ldquo;dry lodgin'&rdquo; was offered above the door,
+ both to &ldquo;man and baste;&rdquo; and never did an unfortunate group stand more in
+ need of dry lodging, for we were wet to the skin. On entering the town, we
+ met a carriage, in which were a gentleman and two ladies: I chanced to be
+ walking a little before the woman, but could perceive, by casting a glance
+ into the carriage, that they were in convulsions with laughter; to which I
+ have strong misgivings of having contributed in no ordinary degree. But I
+ felt more indignant at the wit, forsooth, of the well-fed serving-man
+ behind the coach, who should also have his joke upon us; for as we passed,
+ he turned to my companion, whom he addressed as a male personage&mdash;&ldquo;And
+ why, you old villain, do you drive your cub to the 'island' pinioned in
+ such a manner,&mdash;give him the use of his arms, you sinner!&rdquo;&mdash;thus
+ intimating that I was a booby son of her's in leading-strings. The old
+ lady looked at him with a very peculiar expression of countenance; I
+ thought she smiled, but never did a smile appear to me so pregnant with
+ bitterness and cursing scorn. &ldquo;Ay,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;there goes the well-fed
+ heretic, that neither fasts nor prays&mdash;his God is his belly&mdash;they
+ have the fat of the land for the present, your Reverence, but wait a bit.
+ In the mane time, we had betther get in here a little, till this shower
+ passes&mdash;you see the sun's beginnin' to brighten behind the rain, so
+ it can't last long: and a bit of breakfast will do none of us any harm.&rdquo;
+ We then entered the house aforesaid, which presented a miserable prospect
+ for refreshment; but as I was in some measure identified with my
+ fellow-travelers, I could not with a good grace give them up. I had not at
+ the time the least experience of the world, was incapable of that
+ discrimination which guides some people, as it were by instinct, in
+ choosing their society, and had altogether but a poor notion of the more
+ refined decorum of life. When we got in, the equivocal lady began to
+ exercise some portion of authority. &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;here's a clargyman,
+ and you had betther lose no time in gettin' his Reverence his breakfast;&rdquo;
+ then, said, the civil creature to the mistress, in the same kind of half
+ audible tone&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Avourneen, if you have anything comfortable, get it for him; he is
+ generous, an' will pay you well for it; a blessed crathur he is too, as
+ ever brought good luck under your roof; Lord love you, if ye hard him
+ discoursin' uz along the road, as if he was one of ourselves, so mild and
+ sweet! I'm sure I'll always have a good opinion of myself for puttin' on
+ the jacket this bout, at any rate, as I was able to spare his Reverence
+ the cloak, a-haygur! the mild crathur!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While my fellow traveller was thus talking, I had time to observe that the
+ woman of the house was a cleanly-looking creature, with something of a
+ sickly appearance. An old gray-headed man sat in something between a chair
+ and a stool, formed of one solid piece of ash, supported by three legs
+ sloping outwards; the seat of it was quite smooth by long use, and a
+ circular row of rungs, capped by a piece of semicircular wood, shaped to
+ receive the reclining body of whoever might occupy it, rose from the seat
+ in presumptuous imitation of an arm-chair. There were two other chairs
+ besides this, but the remainder of the seats were all stools. The room was
+ square, with a bed in each of the corners adjoining the fire, covered with
+ blue drugget quilts, stoutly quilted; there was another room in which the
+ travellers slept. Opposite me on the wall was the appropriate picture of
+ St. Patrick himself, with his crosier in hand, driving all kinds of
+ venomous reptiles out of the kingdom. The Hermit of Killamey was on his
+ right, and the Yarmouth Tragedy, or the dolorious history of Jemmy and
+ Nancy, two unfortunate lovers, on his left. Such is the rigorous economy
+ of a pilgrimage, and such is the circumstances of the greater part of
+ those who undertake it, that it is to houses of this description the
+ generality of them resort. These &ldquo;dry lodging&rdquo; houses may not improperly
+ be called Pilgrims' Inns, a great number of them being opened only during
+ the continuance of the three months in which the stations are performed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Breakfast was now got ready, but it was evident that my two companions had
+ not been taken into account; for there was &ldquo;an equipage&rdquo; only for one. I
+ inquired from my speaking partner if she and her fellow-traveller would
+ not breakfast. The only reply I received was a sorrowful shake of the
+ head, and &ldquo;Och, no, plaise your Reverence, no!&rdquo; in quite an exhausted
+ cadence. On hearing this, the kind landlady gave them a look of uncommon
+ pity, exclaiming at the same time, as if in communication with her own
+ feelings, &ldquo;Musha, God pity them, the poor crathurs; an they surely can't
+ but be both wake an ungry afther sich a journey, this blessed an'
+ broilin'day&mdash;och! och! if I had it or could afford it, an' they
+ shouldn't want, any way&mdash;arrah, won't ye thry and ate a bit of
+ something?&rdquo; addressing herself to them. &ldquo;Ooh, then, no, alanna, but I'd
+ just thank ye for a dhrink of cowld wather, if ye plase; an' that may be
+ the strengthenin' of us a bit.&rdquo; I saw at once that their own little stock
+ of provisions, if they really had any, was too scanty to allow the simple
+ creatures the indulgence of a regular meal; still I thought they might, if
+ they felt so very weak, have taken even the slightest refreshment from
+ their bags. However, I was bound in honor, and also in charity, to give
+ them their breakfast, which I ordered accordingly for them both, it being,
+ I considered, only fair that as we had prayed together we should eat
+ together. Whilst we were at breakfast, the landlady, with a piece of
+ foresight for which I afterwards thanked her, warmed a pot of water, in
+ which my feet were bathed; she then took out a large three-cornered
+ pincushion with tassels, which hung at her side, a darning needle, and
+ having threaded it, she drew a white woollen thread several times along a
+ piece of soap, pressing it down with her thumb until it was quite soapy;
+ this she drew very tenderly through the blisters which were risen on my
+ feet, cutting it at both ends, and leaving a part of it in the blister. It
+ is decidedly the best remedy that ever was tried, for I can declare that
+ during the remainder of my pilgrimage, not one of these blisters gave me
+ the least pain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When breakfast was over, and these kind attentions performed, we set out
+ once more; and from this place, I remarked, as we advanced, that an odd
+ traveller would fall in upon the way: so that before we had gone many
+ miles farther, the fatigue of the journey was much lessened by the society
+ of the pilgrims. These were now collected into little groups, of from
+ three to a dozen, each, with the exception of myself and one or two others
+ of a decenter cast, having the staff and bag. The chat and anecdotes were,
+ upon the whole, very amusing; but although there was a great variety of
+ feature, character, and costume among so many, as must always be the case
+ where people of different lives, habits, and pursuits, are brought
+ together; still I could perceive that there was a shade of strange
+ ruminating abstraction apparent on all. I could observe the cheerful
+ narrator relapse into a temporary gloom, or a fit of desultory reflection,
+ as some train of thought would suddenly rise in his mind. I could
+ sometimes perceive a shade of pain; perhaps of anguish, darken the
+ countenance of another, as if a bitter recollection was awakened; yet this
+ often changed, by an unexpected transition, to a gleam of joy and
+ satisfaction, as if a quick sense or hope of relief flashed across his
+ heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we came near Petigo, the field for observation was much enlarged. The
+ road was then literally alive with pilgrims, and reminded me, as far as
+ numbers were concerned, of the multitudes that flocked to market on a
+ fair-day. Petigo is a snug little town, three or four miles from the lake,
+ where the pilgrims all sleep on the night before the commencement of their
+ stations. When we were about five or six miles from it, the road presented
+ a singular variety of grouping. There were men and women of all ages, from
+ the sprouting devotee of twelve, to the hoary, tottering pilgrim of
+ eighty, creeping along, bent over his staff, to perform this soul-saving
+ work, and die.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such is the reverence in which this celebrated place is held, that as we
+ drew near it, I remarked the conversation to become slack; every face put
+ on an appearance of solemnity and thoughtfulness, and no man was inclined
+ to relish the conversation of his neighbor or to speak himself. The very
+ women were silent. Even the lassitude of the journey was unfelt, and the
+ unfledged pilgrim, as he looked up in his father's or mother's face, would
+ catch the serious and severe expression he saw there, and trot silently
+ on, forgetting that he was fatigued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For my part, I felt the spirit of the scene strongly, yet, perhaps, not
+ with such an exclusive interest as others. I had not only awe, terror,
+ enthusiasm, pride, and devotion to manage, but suffered heavy annoyance
+ from the inroad of a villanous curiosity which should thrust itself among
+ the statelier feelings of the occasion, and set all attempts to restrain
+ it at defiance. It was a sad bar to my devotions, which, but for its
+ intrusion, I might have conducted with more meritorious. steadiness. How,
+ for instance, was it possible for me to register the transgressions of my
+ whole life, heading them under the &ldquo;seven deadly sins,&rdquo; with such a
+ prospect before me as the beautiful waters and shores of Lough Erne?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Despite of all the solemnity about me, my unmanageable eye would turn from
+ the very blackest of the seven deadly offences, and the stoutest of the
+ four cardinal virtues, to the beetling, abrupt, and precipitous rocks
+ which hung over the lake as if ready to tumble into its waters. I broke
+ away, too, from several &ldquo;acts of contrition&rdquo; to conjecture whether the
+ dark, shadowy inequalities which terminated the horizon, and penetrated,
+ methought, into the very skies far beyond the lake, were mountains or
+ clouds: a dark problem, which to this day I have not been able to solve.
+ Nay, I was taken twice, despite of the most virtuous efforts to the
+ contrary, from a <i>Salve Regina</i>, to watch a little skiff, which shone
+ with its snowy sail spread before the radiant evening sun, and glided over
+ the waters, like an angel sent on some happy-message. In fact, I found my
+ heart on the point of corruption, by indulging in what I had set down in
+ my vocabulary as the lust of the eye, and had some faint surmise that I
+ was plunging into obduracy. I accordingly made a private mark with the
+ nail of my thumb, on the &ldquo;act of contrition&rdquo; in my prayer-book, and
+ another on the <i>Salve Regina</i>, that I might remember to confess for
+ these devilish wanderings. But what all my personal piety could not
+ effect, a lucky turn in the road accomplished, by bringing me from the
+ view of the lake; and thus ended my temptations and my defeats on these
+ points.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we got into Petigo, we found the lodging-houses considerably crowded.
+ I contrived, however, to establish myself as well as another, and in
+ consequence of my black, dress and the garrulous industry of my epicene
+ companion, who stuck close to me all along, was treated with more than
+ common respect. And here I was deeply impressed with the remarkable
+ contour of many visages, which I had now a better opportunity of examining
+ than while on the road. There seemed every description of guilt, and every
+ degree of religious feeling, mingled together in the same mass, and all
+ more or less subdued by the same principle of abrupt and gloomy
+ abstraction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was a little man dressed in a turned black coat, and drab cassimere
+ small-clothes, who struck me as a remarkable figure; his back was long,
+ his legs and thighs short and he walked on the edge of his feet. He had a
+ pale, sorrowful face, with bags hung under his eyes, drooping eyelids, no
+ beard, no brows, and no chin; for in the place of the two latter, there
+ was a slight frown where the brows ought to have been, and a curve in the
+ place of the chin, merely perceptible from the bottom of his underlip to
+ his throat. He wore his own hair, which was a light bay, so that you could
+ scarcely distinguish it from a wig. I was given to understand that he was
+ a religious tailor under three blessed orders.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was another round-shouldered man, with black, twinkling eyes, plump
+ face, rosy cheeks, and nose twisted at the top. In his character, humor
+ appeared to be the predominant principle. He was evidently an original,
+ and, I am sure, had the knack of turning the ludicrous side of every
+ object towards him. His eye would roll about from one person to another
+ while fingering his beads, with an expression of humor something like
+ delight beaming from his fixed, steady countenance; and when anything that
+ would have been particularly worthy of a joke met his glance, I could
+ perceive a tremulous twinkle of the eye intimating his inward enjoyment. I
+ think still this jocular abstinence was to him the severest part of the
+ pilgrimage. I asked him was he ever at the &ldquo;Island&rdquo; before; he peered into
+ my face with a look that infected me with risibility, without knowing why,
+ shrugged up his shoulders, looked into the fire, and said &ldquo;No,&rdquo; with a dry
+ emphatic cough after it&mdash;as much as to say, you may apply my answer
+ to the future as well as to the past. Religion, I thought, was giving him
+ up, or sent him here as a last resource. He spoke to nobody.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little behind the humorist sat a very tall, thin, important-looking
+ personage, dressed in a shabby black coat; there was a cast of severity
+ and self-sufficiency in his face, which at once indicated him to be a man
+ of office and authority, little accustomed to have his own will disputed.
+ I was not wrong in my conjecture; he was a classical schoolmaster, and was
+ pompously occupied, when I first saw him, reading through his spectacles,
+ with his head raised aloft, the seven Penitential Psalms in Latin, out of
+ the Key of Paradise, to a circle of women and children, along with two or
+ three men in frieze coats, who listened with profound attention.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A little to the right of Syntax, were a man and woman&mdash;the man
+ engaged in teaching the woman a Latin charm against the colic, to which it
+ seems she was subject. Although they all, for the most part, who were in
+ the large room about us, prayed aloud, yet by fastening the attention on
+ any particular person, you could hear what he said. I therefore heard, the
+ words of this charm, and as my memory is not bad, I still remember them;
+ they ran thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>Petrus sedebat super lapidem marmoreain juxta cedem Jerusalem et
+ dolebat, Jesus veniebat et rogabat &ldquo;Petre, quid doles?&rdquo; &ldquo;Doleo vento
+ ventre.&rdquo; &ldquo;Surge, Petre, et sanus esto.&rdquo; Et quicunque haec verba non
+ scripta sed memoriter tradita recitat nunquam dolebit vento ventre</i>.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These are the words literally, but I need not say, that had the poor woman
+ sat there since, she would not have got them impressed on her memory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were also other countenances in which a man might almost read the
+ histories of their owners. Methought I could perceive the lurking,
+ unsubdued spirit of the battered rake, in the leer of his roving eye,
+ while he performed, in the teeth of his flesh, blood, and principles, the
+ delusive vow to which the shrinking spirit, at the approach of death, on
+ the bed of sickness, clung, as to its salvation; for it was evident that
+ superstition had only exacted from libertinism what fear and ignorance had
+ promised her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could note the selfish, griping miser, betraying his own soul, and
+ holding a false promise to his heart, as with lank jaw, keen eye, and brow
+ knit with anxiety for the safety of his absent wealth, he joined some
+ group, sager if possible to defraud them even of the benefit of their
+ prayers, and attempting to practise that knavery upon heaven which had
+ been so successful upon earth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could see the man of years, I thought, withering away under the
+ disconsolation of an ill-spent life, old without peace, and gray without
+ wisdom, flattering himself that he is religious because he prays, and
+ making a merit of offering to God that which Satan had rejected; thinking,
+ too, that he has withdrawn from sin, because the ability of committing it
+ has left him, and taking credit for subduing his propensities, although
+ they have only died in his nature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could mark, too, I fancied, the stiff, set features of the pharisee,
+ affecting to instruct others, that he might show his own superiority, and
+ descanting on the merits of works, that his hearers might know he
+ performed them himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could also observe the sly, demure over-doings of the hypocrite, and
+ mark the deceitful lines of grave meditation running along that part of
+ his countenance where in others the front of honesty lies open and
+ expanded. I could trace him when he got beyond his depth, where the want
+ of sincerity in religion betrayed his ignorance of its forms. I could note
+ the scowling, sharp-visaged bigot, wrapt up in the nice observance of
+ trifles, correcting others, if the object of their supplications embraced
+ anything within a whole hemisphere of heresy, and not so much happy
+ because he thought himself the way of salvation, as because he thought
+ others out of it&mdash;a consideration which sent pleasure tingling to his
+ fingers' ends.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But notwithstanding all this, I noticed, through the gloom of the place,
+ many who were actuated by genuine, unaffected piety, from whom charity and
+ kindness beamed forth through all the disadvantages around them. Such
+ people, for the most part, prayed in silence and alone. Whenever I saw a
+ man or woman anxious to turn away their faces, and separate themselves
+ from the flocks of gregarious babblers, I seldom failed to witness the
+ outpouring of a contrite spirit. I have certainly seen, in several
+ instances, the tear of heartfelt repentance bedew the sinner's cheek. I
+ observed one peculiarly interesting female who struck me very much. In
+ personal beauty she was very lovely&mdash;her form perfectly symmetrical,
+ and she evidently belonged to rather a better order of society. Her dress
+ was plain, though her garments were by no means common. She could scarcely
+ be twenty, and yet her face told a tale of sorrow, of deep, wasting,
+ desolating sorrow. As the prayers, hymns, and religious conversations
+ which wont on, were peculiar to the place, time, and occasion&mdash;it
+ being near the hour of rest:&mdash;she probably did not feel that
+ reluctance in going to pray in presence of so many which she otherwise
+ would have felt. She kept her eye on a certain female who had a remote
+ dusky corner to pray in, and the moment she retired from it, this young
+ creature went up and there knelt down. But what a contrast to the calm,
+ unconscious, and insipid mummery which went on at the moment through the
+ whole room! Her prayer was short, and she had neither book nor beads; but
+ the heavings of her bosom, and her suppressed sobs, sufficiently
+ proclaimed her sincerity. Her petition, indeed, seemed to go to heaven
+ from a broken heart. When it was finished, she remained a few moments on
+ her knees, and dried her eyes with her handkerchief. As she rose up, I
+ could mark the modest, timid glance, and the slight blush as she presented
+ herself again amongst the company, where all were strangers. I thought she
+ appeared, though in the midst of such a number, to be woefully and
+ pitiably alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for my own companion, she absolutely made the grand tour of all the
+ praying knots on the promises, having taken a very tolerable bout with
+ each. There were two qualities in which she shone preeminent&mdash;voice
+ and distinctness; for she gave by far the loudest and most monotonous
+ chant. Her visage also was remarkable, for her complexion resembled the
+ dark, dingy red of a winter apple. She had a pair of very piercing black
+ eyes, with which, while kneeling with her body thrown back upon her heels
+ as if they were a cushion, she scrutinized, at her ease, every one in the
+ room, rocking herself gently from side to side. The poor creature paid a
+ marked attention to the interesting young woman I have just mentioned. At
+ last, they dropped off one by one to bed, that they might be up early the
+ next morning for the Lough, with the exception of some half-dozen, more
+ long-winded than the rest whose voices I could hear at their sixth rosary,
+ in the rapid elevated tone peculiar to Catholic devotion, until I fell
+ asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning, when I awoke, I joined with all haste the aggregate
+ crowd that proceeded in masses towards the lake&mdash;or Purgatory&mdash;which
+ lies amongst the hills that extend to the north-east of Petigo. While
+ ascending the bleak, hideous mountain range, whose ridge commands a full
+ view of this celebrated scene of superstition, the manner and appearance
+ of the pilgrims were deeply interesting. Such groupings as pressed forward
+ around me would have made line studies either for him who wished to
+ deplore or to ridicule the degradations and absurdities of human nature;
+ indeed there was an intense interest in the scene. I look back at this
+ moment with awe towards the tremulous and high-strained vibrations of my
+ mind, as it responded to the excitement. Reader, have you ever approached
+ the Eternal City? have you ever, from the dreary solitudes of the
+ Campagna, seen the dome of St. Peter's for the first time? and have the
+ monuments of the greatest men and the mightiest deeds that ever the earth
+ witnessed&mdash;have the names of the Caesars, and the Catos, and the
+ Scipios, excited a curiosity amounting to a sensation almost too intense
+ to be borne? I think I can venture to measure the expansion of your mind,
+ as it enlarged itself before the crowding visions of the past, as the dim
+ grandeur of ages rose up and developed itself from amidst the shadows of
+ time; and entranced amidst the magic of your own associations, you desired
+ to stop&mdash;you were almost content to go no farther&mdash;your own
+ Rome, you were in the midst of&mdash;Rome free&mdash;Rome triumphant&mdash;Rome
+ classical. And perhaps it is well you awoke in good time from your shadowy
+ dream, to escape from the unvaried desolation and the wasting malaria that
+ brooded all around. Reader, I can fancy that such might have been your
+ sensations when the domes and the spires of the world's capital first met
+ your vision; and I can assure you, that while ascending the ridge that was
+ to give me a view of Patrick's Purgatory, my sensations were as
+ impressively, as powerfully excited. For I desire you to recollect, that
+ the welfare of your immortal soul was not connected with your imaginings,
+ your magnificent visions did not penetrate into the soul's doom. You were
+ not submitted to the agency, of a transcendental power. You were, in a
+ word, a poet, but not a fanatic. What comparison, then, could there be
+ between the exercise of your free, manly, cultivated understanding, and my
+ feelings on this occasion, with my thick-coming visions of immortality,
+ that almost lifted me from the mountain-path I was ascending, and brought
+ me, as it were, into contact with the invisible world? I repeat it, then,
+ that such were my feelings, when all the faculties which exist in the mind
+ were aroused and concentrated upon one object. In such a case, the pilgrim
+ stands, as it were, between life and death; and as it was superstition
+ that placed him there, she certainly conjures up to his heated fancy those
+ dark, fleeting, and indistinct images which are adjusted to that gloom
+ which she has already cast over his mind. Although there could not be less
+ than two hundred people, young and old, boys and girls, men and women, the
+ hale and the sickly, the blind and the lame, all climbing to gain the top
+ with as little delay as possible, yet was there scarcely a sound,
+ certainly not a word, to be heard among them. For my part, I plainly heard
+ the palpitations of my heart, both loud and quick. Had I been told that
+ the veil of eternity was about to be raised before me at that moment, I
+ could scarcely have felt more intensely. Several females were obliged to
+ rest for some time, in order to gain both physical and moral strength&mdash;one
+ fainted; and several old men were obliged to sit down. All were praying,
+ every crucifix was out, every bead in requisition; and nothing broke a
+ silence so solemn but a low, monotonous murmur of deep devotion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as we ascended the hill, the whole scene was instantly before us:
+ a large lake, surrounded by an amphitheatre of mountains, bleak,
+ uncomfortable, and desolate. In the lake itself, about half a mile from
+ the edge next us, was to be seen the &ldquo;Island,&rdquo; with two or three slated
+ houses on it, naked and un-plastered, as desolate-looking almost as the
+ mountains. A little range of exceeding low hovels, which a dwarf could
+ scarcely enter without stooping, appeared to the left; and the eye could
+ rest on nothing more, except a living mass of human beings crawling slowly
+ about. The first thing the pilgrim does when he gets a sight of the lake,
+ is to prostrate himself, kiss the earth, and then on his knees offer up
+ three Paters and Aves, and a Creed for the favor of being permitted to see
+ this blessed place. When this is over, he descends to the lake, and after
+ paying tenpence to the ferry-man, is rowed over to the Purgatory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the whole view was presented to me, I stood for some time to
+ contemplate it; I cannot better illustrate the reaction which, took place
+ in my mind, than by saying that it resembles that awkward inversion which
+ a man's proper body experiences when, on going to pull something from
+ which he expects a marvellous assistance, it comes with him at a touch,
+ and the natural consequence is, that he finds his head down and his heels
+ up. That which dashed the whole scene from the dark elevation in which the
+ romance of devotion had placed it was the appearance of slated houses, and
+ of the smoke that curled from the hovels and the prior's residence. This
+ at once brought me back to humanity: and the idea of roasting meat,
+ boiling pots, and dressing dinners, dispossessed every fine and fearful
+ image which had floated through my imagination for the last twelve hours.
+ In fact, allowing for the difference of situation, it nearly resembled
+ John's Well, or James's Fair, when beheld at a distance, turning the
+ slated houses into inns, and the hovels into tents. A certain idea,
+ slight, untraceable, and involuntary, went over my brain on that occasion,
+ which, though it did not then cost me a single effort of reflection, I
+ think was revived and developed at a future period of my life, and became,
+ perhaps to a certain extent, the means of opening a wider range of thought
+ to my mind, and of giving a new tone to my existence. Still, however,
+ nothing except my idea of its external appearance disappointed, me; I
+ accordingly ascended with the rest, and in a short time found myself among
+ the living mass upon the island.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first thing I did was to hand over my three cakes of oaten bread which
+ I had got made in Petigo, tied up in a handkerchief, as well as my hat and
+ second shirt, to the care of the owner of one of the, huts: having first,
+ by the way, undergone a second prostration on touching the island, and
+ greeted it with fifteen holy kisses, and another string of prayers. I
+ then, according to the regulations, should commence the stations,
+ lacerated as my feet were after so long a journey; so that I had not a
+ moment to rest. Think, therefore, what I must have suffered, on
+ surrounding a large chapel, in the direction of from east to west, over a
+ pavement of stone spikes, every one of them making its way along my nerves
+ and muscles to my unfortunate brain. I was absolutely stupid and dizzy
+ with the pain, the praying, the jostling, the elbowing, the scrambling and
+ the uncomfortable penitential murmurs of the whole crowd. I knew not what
+ I was about, but went through the forms in the same mechanical spirit
+ which pervaded all present. As for that solemn, humble, and heartfelt
+ sense of God's presence, which Christian prayer demands, its existence in
+ the mind would not only be a moral but a physical impossibility in Lough
+ Derg. I verily think that if mortification of the body, without conversion
+ of the life or heart&mdash;if penance and not repentance could save the
+ soul, no wretch who performed a pilgrimage here could with a good grace be
+ damned. Out of hell the place is matchless, and if there be a purgatory in
+ the other world, it may very well be said there is a fair rehearsal of it
+ in the county of Donegal in Ireland.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I commenced my station, I started from what is called the &ldquo;Beds,&rdquo; and
+ God help St. Patrick if he lay upon them: they are sharp stones placed
+ circularly in the earth, with the spike ends of them up, one circle within
+ another; and the manner in which the pilgrim gets as far as the innermost,
+ resembles precisely that in which school-boys enter the &ldquo;Walls of Troy&rdquo;
+ upon their slates. I moved away from these upon the sharp stones with
+ which the whole island is surfaced, keeping the chapel, or &ldquo;Prison,&rdquo; as it
+ is called, upon my right; then turning, I came round again with a
+ circumbendibus, to the spot from which I set out. During this circuit, as
+ well as I can remember, I repeated fifty-five paters and aves, and five
+ creeds, or five decades; and be it known, that the fifty prayers were
+ offered up to the Virgin Mary, and the odd five to God! I then commenced
+ getting round the eternal beds, during which I repeated, I think, fifteen
+ paters and aves more; and as the bods decreased in circumference, the
+ prayers decreased in length, until a short circuit and three paters and
+ aves finished the last and innermost of these blessed couches. I really
+ forgot how many times each day the prison and these beds are to be
+ surrounded, and how many hundred prayers are to be repeated during the
+ circuit, though each circuit is in fact making the grand tour of the
+ island; but I never shall forget that I was the best part of a July day at
+ it, when the soles of my feet were flayed, and the stones hot enough to
+ broil a beefsteak! When the first day's station was over, it is necessary
+ to say that a little rest would have been agreeable? But no, this would
+ not suit the policy of the place; here it may be truly said that there is
+ no rest for the wicked. The only luxury allowed me was the privilege of
+ feasting upon one of my cakes (having not tasted food that blessed day
+ until then); upon one of my cakes, I say, and a copious supply of the
+ water of the lake, which, to render the repast more agreeable, was made
+ lukewarm! This was to keep my spirits up after the delicate day's labor I
+ had gone through, and to cheer me against the pleasant prospect of a hard
+ night's praying without sleep, which lay in the back ground! But when I
+ saw everyone at this refreshing meal with a good, thick, substantial
+ bannock, and then looked at the immateriality of my own, I could not help
+ reverting to the woman who made them for me, with a degree of vivacity not
+ altogether in unison with the charity of a Christian. The knavish creature
+ defrauded me of one-half of the oatmeal, although I had purchased it
+ myself in Petigo for the occasion; being determined that as I was only to
+ get two meals in the three days, they should be such as a person could
+ fast upon. Never was there a man more bitterly disappointed; for they were
+ not thicker than crown-pieces, and I searched for them in my mouth to no
+ purpose&mdash;the only thing like substance I could feel there was the
+ warm water. At last, night came; but here to describe the horrors of what
+ I suffered I hold myself utterly inadequate. I was wedged in a shake-down
+ bed with seven others, one of whom was a Scotch Papist&mdash;another a man
+ with a shrunk leg, who wore a crutch&mdash;all afflicted with that disease
+ which northern men that feed on oatmeal are liable to; and then the swarms
+ that fell upon my poor young skin, and probed, and stung, and fed on me!
+ it was pressure and persecution almost insupportable, and yet such was my
+ fatigue that sleep even here began to weigh down my eyelids.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was just on the point of enjoying a little rest, when a man ringing a
+ large hand-bell, came round crying out in a low, supernatural growl, which
+ could be heard double the distance of the loudest shout&mdash;&ldquo;Waken up,
+ waken up, and come to the prison!&rdquo; The words were no sooner out of his
+ mouth, than there was a sudden start, and a general scramble in the dark
+ for our respective garments. When we got dressed, we proceeded to the
+ waters of the lake, in which we washed our face and hands, repeating
+ prayers during the ablution. This to me was the most impressive and
+ agreeable part of the whole station. The night, while we were in bed, or
+ rather in torture, had become quite stormy, and the waves of the lake beat
+ against the shore with the violence of an agitated sea. There was just
+ sufficient moon to make the &ldquo;darkness visible,&rdquo; and to show the black
+ clouds drifting with rapid confusion, in broken masses, over our heads.
+ This, joined to the tossing of the billows against the shore&mdash;the
+ dark silent groups that came, like shadows, stooping for a moment over the
+ surface of the waters, and retreating again in a manner which the severity
+ of the night rendered necessarily quick, raising thereby in the mind the
+ idea of gliding spirits&mdash;then the preconceived desolation of the
+ surrounding scenery&mdash;the indistinct shadowy chain of dreary mountains
+ which, faintly relieved by the lurid sky, hemmed in the lake&mdash;the
+ silence of the forms, contrasted with the tumult of the elements about us&mdash;the
+ loneliness of the place&mdash;its isolation and remoteness from the
+ habitations of men&mdash;all this put together, joined to the feeling of
+ deep devotion in which I was wrapped, had really a sublime effect upon me.
+ Upon the generality of those who were there, blind to the natural beauty
+ and effect of the hour and the place, and viewing it only through the
+ medium of superstitious awe, it was indeed calculated to produce the
+ notion of something not belonging to the circumstance and reality of human
+ life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From this scene we passed to one, which, though not characterized by its
+ dark, awful beauty, was scarcely inferior to it in effect. It was called
+ the &ldquo;Prison,&rdquo; and it is necessary to observe here, that every pilgrim must
+ pass twenty-four hours in this place, kneeling, without food or sleep,
+ although one meal of bread and warm water, and whatever sleep he could get
+ in Petigo with seven in a bed, were his allowance of food and sleep during
+ the twenty-four hours previous. I must here beg the good reader's
+ attention for a moment, with, reference to our penance in the &ldquo;Prison.&rdquo;
+ Let us consider how the nature of this pilgrimage: it must be performed on
+ foot, no matter what the distance of residence (allowing for voyages)&mdash;the
+ condition of life&mdash;the age or the sex of the pilgrim may be.
+ Individuals from France, from America, England, and Scotland, visit it&mdash;as
+ voluntary devotees, or to perform an act of penance for some great crime,
+ or perhaps to atone for a bad life in general. It is performed, too, in
+ the dead heat of summer, when labor is slack, and the lower orders have
+ sufficient leisure to undertake it; and, I may add, when travelling on
+ foot is most fatiguing; they arrive, therefore, without a single
+ exception, blown and jaded almost to death. The first thing they do,
+ notwithstanding this, is to commence the fresh rigors of the station,
+ which occupies them several hours. This consists in what I have already
+ described, viz., the pleasant promenade upon the stony spikes around the
+ prison and the &ldquo;beds;&rdquo; that over, they take their first and only meal for
+ the day; after which, as in my own case just related, they must huddle
+ themselves in clusters, on what is barefacedly called a bed, but which is
+ nothing more nor less than a beggarman's shakedown, where the smell, the
+ heat, the filth, and above all, the vermin, are intolerable to the very
+ farthest stretch of the superlative degree. As soon as their eyes begin to
+ close here, they are roused by the bell-man, and summoned at the hour of
+ twelve&mdash;first washing themselves as aforesaid, in the lake, and then
+ adjourning to the prison which I am about to describe. There is not on
+ earth, with the exception of pagan rites,&mdash;and it is melancholy to be
+ compelled to compare any institution of the Christian religion with a
+ Juggernaut,&mdash;there is not on earth, I say, a regulation of a
+ religious nature, more barbarous and inhuman than this. It has destroyed
+ thousands since its establishment&mdash;has left children without parents,
+ and parents childless. It has made wives widows, and torn from the
+ disconsolate husband the mother of his children; and is itself the monster
+ which St. Patrick is said to have destroyed in the place&mdash;a monster,
+ which is a complete and significant allegory of this great and destructive
+ superstition. But what is even worse than death, by stretching the powers
+ of human sufferance until the mind cracks under them, it is said sometimes
+ to return these pitiable creatures maniacs&mdash;exulting in the laugh of
+ madness, or sunk for ever in the incurable apathy of religious melancholy.
+ I mention this now, to exhibit the purpose for which these calamities are
+ turned to account, and the dishonesty which is exercised over these poor,
+ unsuspecting people, in consequence of their occurrence. The pilgrims,
+ being thus aroused at midnight are sent to prison; and what think you is
+ the impression under which they enter it? one indeed, which, when we
+ consider their bodily weakness and mental excitement, must do its work
+ with success. It is this: that as soon as they enter the prison a
+ supernatural tendency to sleep will come over them, which, they say, is
+ peculiar to the place; that this is an emblem of the influence of sin over
+ the soul, and a type of their future fate; that if they resist this they
+ will be saved; but if they yield to it, they will not only be damned in
+ the next world, but will go mad, or incur some immediate and dreadful
+ calamity in this. Is it any wonder that a weak mind and exhausted body,
+ wrought upon by these bugbears, should induce upon by itself, by its own
+ terrors, the malady of derangement? We know that nothing acts so strongly
+ and so fatally upon reason, as an imagination diseased by religious
+ terrors: and I regret to say, that I had upon that night an opportunity of
+ witnessing a fatal instance of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After having washed ourselves in the dark waters of the lake, we entered
+ this famous prison, which is only a naked, unplastered chapel, with an
+ altar against one of the sides and two galleries. On entering this place,
+ a scene presented itself altogether unparalleled on the earth, and in
+ every point of view capable to sustain the feelings raised in the mind by
+ the midnight scenery of the lake as seen during the ablutions. The prison
+ was full, but not crowded; for had it been crowded, we would have been
+ happy. It was, however, just sufficiently filled to give every individual
+ the pleasure of sustaining himself, without having it in his power to
+ recline for a moment in an attitude of rest, or to change that most
+ insupportable of all bodily suffering, uniformity of position. There we
+ knelt upon a hard ground floor, and commenced praying; and again I must
+ advert to the policy which prevails in this island. During the period of
+ imprisonment, there are no prescribed prayers nor ceremonies whatever to
+ be performed, and this is the more strange, as every other stage of the
+ station has its proper devotions. But these are suspended here, lest the
+ attention of the prisoners might be fixed on any particular object, and
+ the supernatural character of drowsiness imputed to the place be thus
+ doubted&mdash;they are, therefore, turned in without anything to excite
+ them to attention or to resist the propensity to sleep occasioned by their
+ fatigue and want of rest Having thus nothing to do, nothing to sustain,
+ nothing to stimulate them, it is very natural that they should, even if
+ unexhausted by previous lassitude, be inclined to sleep; but everything
+ that can weigh them down is laid upon them in this heavy and oppressive
+ superstition, that the strong delusion may be kept up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On entering the prison, I was struck with the dim religious twilight of
+ the place. Two candles gleamed faintly from the altar, and there was
+ something I thought of a deadly light about them, as they burned feebly
+ and stilly against the darkness which hung over the other part of the
+ building. Two priests, facing the congregation, stood upon the altar in
+ silence, with pale spectral visages, their eyes catching an unearthly
+ glare from the sepulchral light of the slender tapers. But that which was
+ strangest of all, and, as I said before, without a parallel in this world,
+ was the impression and effect produced by the deep, drowsy, hollow,
+ hoarse, guttural, ceaseless, and monotonous hum, which proceeded from
+ about four hundred individuals, half asleep and at prayer; for their
+ cadences were blended and slurred into each other, as they repeated, in an
+ awe-struck and earnest undertone, the prayers in which they were engaged.
+ It was certainly the strangest sound I ever heard, and resembled a
+ thousand subterraneous groans, uttered in a kind of low, deep, unvaried
+ chant. Nothing could produce a sense of gloomy alarm in a weak
+ superstitious mind equal to this; and it derived much of its wild and
+ singular character, as well as of its lethargic influence, from its
+ continuity; for it still&mdash;still rung lowly and supernaturally on my
+ ear. Perhaps the deep, wavy prolongation of the bass of a large cathedral
+ bell, or that low, continuous sound, which is distinct from its higher and
+ louder intonations, would give a faint notion of it, yet only a faint one;
+ for the body of hoarse monotony here was immense. Indeed, such a noise had
+ something so powerfully lulling, that human nature, even excited by the
+ terrible suggestions of superstitious fear, was scarcely able to withstand
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now the poor pilgrims forget, that this strong disposition to sleep arises
+ from the weariness produced by their long journeys&mdash;by the exhausting
+ penance of the station, performed without giving them time to rest&mdash;by
+ the other still more natural consequence of not giving them time to sleep&mdash;by
+ the drowsy darkness of the chapel&mdash;and by the heaviness caught from
+ the low peculiar murmur of the pilgrims, which would of itself overcome
+ the lightest spirit. I was here but a very short time when I began to
+ doze, and just as my chin was sinking placidly on my breast, and the words
+ of an Ave Maria dying upon my lips, I felt the charm all at once broken by
+ a well-meant rap upon the occiput, conferred through the instrumentality
+ of a little angry-looking squat urchin of sixty years, and a remarkably
+ good black-thorn cudgel, with which he was engaged in thwacking the heads
+ of such sinners, as, not having the dread of insanity and the regulations
+ of the place before their eyes, were inclined to sleep. I declare the
+ knock I received told to such a purpose on my head, that nothing occurred
+ during the pilgrimage that vexed me so much.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After all, I really slept the better half of the night; yet so
+ indescribably powerful was the apprehension of derangement, that my
+ hypocritical tongue wagged aloud at the prayers, during these furtive
+ naps. Nay, I not only slept but dreamed. I experienced also that singular
+ state of being, in which, while the senses are accessible to the influence
+ of surrounding objects, the process of thought is suspended, the man seems
+ to enjoy an inverted existence, in which the soul sleeps, and the body
+ remains awake and susceptible of external impressions. I once thought I
+ was washing myself in the lake, and that the dashing noise of its waters
+ rang in my ears: I also fancied myself at home in conversation with my
+ friends; yet, in neither case, did I altogether forget where I was. Still
+ in struggling to bring my mind back, so paramount was the dread of awaking
+ deranged should I fall asleep, that these occasional visions&mdash;associating
+ themselves with this terror&mdash;and this again broken in upon by the
+ hoarse murmurs about me, throwing their dark shades on every object that
+ passed my imagination, the force of reason being too vague at the moment;
+ these occasional visions I say, and this jumbling together of broken
+ images and disjointed thoughts, had such an effect upon me, that I
+ imagined several times that the awful penalty was exacted, and that my
+ reason was gone for ever. I frequently started, and on seeing two dim
+ lights upon the altar, and on hearing the ceaseless and eternal murmurs
+ going on&mdash;going on&mdash;around me, without being immediately able to
+ ascribe them to their proper cause, I set myself down as a lost man; for
+ on that terror I was provokingly clear during the whole night. I more than
+ once gave an involuntary groan or shriek, on finding myself in this
+ singular state; so did many others, and these groans and shrieks were
+ wildly and fearfully contrasted with the never-ending hum, which, like the
+ ceaseless noise of a distant waterfall, went on during the night. The
+ perspiration occasioned by this inconceivable distress, by the heat of the
+ place, and by the unchangeableness of my position, flowed profusely from
+ every core. About two o'clock in the morning an unhappy young man, either
+ in a state of lethargic indifference, or under the influence of these
+ sudden paroxysms, threw himself, or fell from one of the galleries, and
+ was so shattered by the fall that he died next day at twelve o'clock,&mdash;and,
+ what was not much to the credit of the clergymen on the island&mdash;without
+ the benefit of the clergy; for I saw a priest with his stole and box of
+ chrism finishing off his extreme unction when he was quite dead. This is
+ frequently done in the Church of Rome, under a hope that life may not be
+ utterly extinct, and that consequently the final separation of the soul
+ and body may not have taken place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this prison, during the night, several persons go about with rods and
+ staves, rapping those on the head whom they see heavy; snuff-boxes also go
+ around very freely, elbows are jogged, chins chucked, and ears twitched,
+ for the purpose of keeping each other awake. The rods and staves are
+ frequently changed from hand to hand, and I thought it would be a lucky
+ job if I could get one for a little, to enable me to change my position. I
+ accordingly asked a man who had been a long time banging in this manner,
+ if he would allow me to take his place for some time, and he was civil
+ enough to do so. I therefore set out on my travels through the prison,
+ rapping about me at a great rate, and with remarkable effect; for,
+ whatever was the cause of it, I perceived that not a soul seemed the least
+ inclined to doze after a visit from me; on the contrary, I observed
+ several to scratch their heads, giving me at the same time significant
+ looks of very sincere thankfulness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But what I am convinced was the most meritorious act of my whole
+ pilgrimage, as it was certainly the most zealously performed, was a
+ remembrance I gave the squat fellow, who visited me in the early part of
+ the night. He was engaged, tooth and nail, with another man, at a <i>De
+ Profundis</i>, and although not asleep at the time, yet on the principle
+ that prevention is better than cure, I thought it more prudent to let him
+ have his rap before the occasion for it might come on: he accordingly got
+ full payment, at compound interest, for the villanous knock he had lent me
+ before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This employment stirred my blood a little, and I got much lighter. I could
+ now pay some attention to the scene about me, and the first object that
+ engaged it was a fellow with a hare-lip, who had completely taken the lead
+ at prayer. The organs of speech seemed to have been transferred from his
+ mouth to his nose, and, although Irish was his vernacular language, either
+ some fool or knave had taught him to say his prayers in English: and you
+ may take this as an observation founded on fact, that the language which a
+ Roman Catholic of the lower class does not understand, is the one in which
+ it is disposed to pray. As for him he had lots of English prayers, though
+ he was totally ignorant of that language. The twang from the nose, the
+ loud and rapid tone in which he spoke, and the malaproprian happiness with
+ which he travestied every prayer he uttered, would have compelled any man
+ to smile. The priests laughed outright before the whole congregation,
+ particularly one of them, whom I well knew; the other turned his face
+ towards the altar, and leaning over a silver pix, in which, according to
+ their own tenets, the Redeemer of the world must have been at that moment,
+ as it contained the consecrated wafers, gave full vent to his risibility.
+ Now it is remarkable that no one present attached the slightest
+ impropriety to this&mdash;I for one did not; although it certainly
+ occurred to me with full force at a subsequent period.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When morning came, the blessed light of the sun broke the leaden charm of
+ the prison, and infused into us a wonderful portion of fresh vigor. This
+ day being the second from our arrival, we had our second station to
+ perform, and consequently all the sharp spikes to re-traverse. We were not
+ permitted at all to taste food during these twenty-four hours, so that our
+ weakness was really very great. I beg leave, however, to return my special
+ acknowledgments for the truly hospitable allowance of wine with which I,
+ in common with every other pilgrim, was treated. This wine is made by
+ filling a large pot with the lake water, and making it lukewarm. It is
+ then handed round in jugs and wooden noggins&mdash;to their credit be it
+ recorded&mdash;in the greatest possible abundance. On this alone I
+ breakfasted, dined, and supped, during the second or prison day of my
+ pilgrimage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At twelve o'clock that night we left prison, and made room for another
+ squadron, who gave us their kennels. Such a luxury was sleep to me,
+ however, that I felt not the slightest inconvenience from the vermin,
+ though I certainly made a point to avoid the Scotchman and the cripple. On
+ the following day I confessed; and never was an unfortunate soul so
+ grievously afflicted with a bad memory as I was on that occasion&mdash;the
+ whole thing altogether, but particularly the prison scene, had knocked me
+ up, I could not therefore remember a tithe of my sins; and the priest,
+ poor man, had really so much to do, and was in such a hurry, that he had
+ me clean absolved before I had got half through the preface, or knew what
+ I was about. I then went with a fresh batch to receive the sacrament,
+ which I did from the hands of the good-natured gentleman who enjoyed so
+ richly the praying talents of the hare-lipped devotee in the prison.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I cannot avoid mentioning here a practice peculiar to Roman Catholics,
+ which consists in an exchange of one or more prayers, by a stipulation
+ between two persons: I offer up a pater and ave for you, and you again for
+ me. It is called swapping or exchanging prayers. After I had received the
+ sacrament, I observed a thin, sallow little man, with a pair of beads, as
+ long as himself, moving from knot to knot, but never remaining long in the
+ same place. At last he glided up to me, and in a whisper asked me if I
+ knew him. I answered in the negative. &ldquo;Oh, then, a lanna, ye war never
+ here before?&rdquo; &ldquo;Never.&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh, I see that, acushla, you would a known me if
+ you had: well then, did ye never hear of Sol Donnel, the pilgrim?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never did,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;but are we not all pilgrims while here?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;To be sure, aroon, but I'm a pilgrim every place else, you see, as well
+ as here, my darlin' sweet young man.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Then you're a pilgrim by profession?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's it, asthore machree; everybody that comes here the second time,
+ sure, knows Sol Donnel, the blessed pilgrim.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In that case it was impossible for me to know you, as I was-never here
+ before.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Acushla, I know that, but a good beginnin' are ye makin' of it&mdash;an'
+ at your time of life too; but, avick, it must prosper wid ye, comin' here
+ I mane.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I hope it may.&rdquo; &ldquo;Well yer parents isn't both livin' it's likely?&rdquo; &ldquo;No.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;Aye! but yell jist not forget that same, ye see; I b'lieve I sed so&mdash;your
+ father dead, I suppose?&rdquo; &ldquo;No, my mother.&rdquo; &ldquo;Your mother; well, avick, I
+ didn't say that for a sartinty; but still, you see, avourneen, maybe
+ somebody could a tould ye it was the mother, forhaps, afther all.&rdquo; &ldquo;Did
+ you know them?&rdquo; I asked. &ldquo;You see, a lanna, I can't say that, without
+ first hearin' their names.&rdquo; &ldquo;My name is B&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;.&rdquo; &ldquo;An' a
+ dacent bearable name it is, darlin'. Is yer father of them da-cent people,
+ the B&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;s of Newtownlimavady, ahagur!&rdquo; &ldquo;Not that I know
+ of.&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh, well, well, it makes no maxim between you an' me, at all, at
+ all; but the Lord mark you to grace, any how; it's a dacent name sure
+ enough, only if yer mother was livin', it's herself 'ud be the proud
+ woman, an' well she might, to see such a clane, promisin' son steppin'
+ home to her from Lough Derg.&rdquo; &ldquo;Indeed I'm obliged to you,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;I
+ protest I'm obliged to you, for your good opinion of me.&rdquo; &ldquo;It's nothin'
+ but what ye desarve, avick! an' more nor that&mdash;yer the makin's of a
+ clargy I'm guessin'?&rdquo; &ldquo;I am,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;surely designed for that.&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh, I
+ knew it, I knew it, it's in your face; you've the sogarth in yer very
+ face; an' well will ye become the robes when ye get them on ye: sure, an'
+ to tell you the truth (in a whisper, stretching up his mouth to my ear), I
+ feel my heart warm towardst you, somehow.&rdquo; &ldquo;I declare I feel much the same
+ towards you,&rdquo; I returned, for the fellow in spite of me was gaining upon
+ my good opinion; &ldquo;you are a decent, civil soul.&rdquo; &ldquo;An' for that raison, and
+ for your dacent mother's sake (<i>sobies-coat inpassy, amin</i>), (*
+ Requiescat in pace.) I'll jist here offer up the <i>gray profungus</i> (*
+ De profundis) for the release of her sowl out o' the burning flames of
+ pur-gathur.&rdquo; I really could not help shuddering at this. He then repeated
+ a psalm for that purpose, the 130th in our Bible, but the 129th in theirs.
+ When it was finished, with all due gesticulation, that is to say, having
+ thumped his breast with great violence, kissed the ground, and crossed
+ himself repeatedly, he says to me, like a man confident that he had paved
+ his way to my good graces, &ldquo;Now, avick, as we <i>did</i> do so much,
+ you're the very darlin' young man that I won't lave, widout the best,
+ maybe, that's to come yet, ye see; bekase I'll swap a prayer wid you, this
+ blessed minute.&rdquo; &ldquo;I'm very glad you mentioned it,&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;But you don't
+ know, maybe, darlin', that I'm undher five ordhers.&rdquo; &ldquo;Dear me! is it
+ possible you're under so many?&rdquo; &ldquo;Undher five ordhers, acushla!&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Well,&rdquo;
+ I replied, &ldquo;I am ready.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Undher five ordhers&mdash;but I'll lave it
+ to yourself; only when it's over, maybe, ye'll hear somethin' from me
+ that'll make you thankful you ever gave me silver any way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time I saw his drift: but he really had managed his point so
+ dexterously&mdash;not forgetting the De profundis&mdash;that I gave him
+ tenpence in silver: he pocketed it with great alacrity, and was at the
+ prayer in a twinkling, which he did offer up in prime,style&mdash;five
+ paters, five aves, and a creed, whilst I set the same number to his
+ credit. When we had finished, he made me kneel down to receive his
+ blessing, which he gave in great form:&mdash;&ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said he, in a low,
+ important tone, &ldquo;I'm goin' to show you a thing that'll make you bless the
+ born day you ever seen my face; and it's this&mdash;did ye ever hear of
+ the blessed Thirty Days' Prayer?&rdquo; * &ldquo;I can't say I did.&rdquo; &ldquo;Well, avick, in
+ good time still; but there's a blessed book, if you can get it, that has a
+ prayer in it, named the Thirty Bays' Prayer, an' if ye jist repate that
+ same, every day for thirty days fastin', there's no request ye'll ax from
+ heaven, good, bad, or indifferent, but ye'll get. And now do you begrudge
+ givin'me what I got?&rdquo; &ldquo;Not a bit,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;and I'll certainly look for
+ the book.&rdquo; &ldquo;No, no, the darlin' fine young man,&rdquo; soliloquizing aloud&mdash;&ldquo;Well
+ and well did I know you wouldn't, nor another along wid it&mdash;sensible
+ and learned as ye are, to know the blessed worth of what ye got for it;
+ not makin', at the same time, any comparishment at all at all atween it
+ and the dirty thrash of riches of this earth, that every wan has their
+ heart fixed upon&mdash;exceptin' them that the Lord gives the larnin' an'
+ the edication to, to know betther.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * There is such a prayer, and I have often seen it in
+ Catholic Prayer-books.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Oh, flattery! flattery! and a touch of hypocrisy on my part! Between ye,
+ did ye make another lodgment on my purse, which was instantly lightened by
+ an additional bank token, value tenpence, handed over to this
+ sugar-tongued old knave. When he Pocketed this, he shook me cordially by
+ the band, bidding me &ldquo;not to forgit the Thirty Days' Prayer, at any rate.&rdquo;
+ He then glided off with his small, sallow face, stuck between his little
+ shrugged shoulders, fingering his beads, and praying audibly with great
+ apparent fervor, whilst his little keen eye was reconnoitering for another
+ pigeon. In the course of a few minutes, I saw him lead a large, soft,
+ warm-looking, countryman, over to a remote corner, and enter into an
+ earnest conversation with him, which, I could perceive, ended by their
+ both kneeling down, I suppose, to swap a prayer; and I have no doubt but
+ he lightened the honest countryman's purse, as well as mine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the third day I was determined, if possible, to leave it early; so I
+ performed my third and last station round the chapel and the beds, reduced
+ to such a state of weakness and hunger, that the coats of my stomach must
+ have been rubbing against each other; my feet were quite shapeless. I
+ therefore made the shortest circuit and the longest strides possible,
+ until I finished it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I witnessed this day, immediately before my departure from this gloomy and
+ truly purgatorial settlement, a scene of some interest. A priest was
+ standing before the door of the dwelling-house, giving tickets to such as
+ were about to confess, this being a necessary point. When he had
+ despatched them all, I saw an old man and his son approach him, the man
+ seemingly sixty, the boy about fourteen. They had a look of peculiar
+ decency, but were thin and emaciated, even beyond what the rigor of their
+ penance here could produce. The youth tottered with weakness, and the old
+ man supported him with much difficulty. It is right to mention here, that
+ this pilgrimage was performed in a season when sickness and famine
+ prevailed fearfully in this kingdom. They advanced up to the priest to pay
+ their money on receiving the tickets; he extended his palm from habit, but
+ did not speak. The old man had some silver in his hand; and as he was
+ about to give it to the priest, I saw the child look up beseechingly in
+ his father's face, whilst an additional paleness came over his own, and
+ his eyes filled with tears. The father saw and felt the appeal of the
+ child, and hesitated; the priest's arm was still extended, his hand open:&mdash;&ldquo;Would
+ you, sir,&rdquo; said the old man, addressing the priest, &ldquo;be good enough to
+ hear a word from me?&rdquo; &ldquo;For what?&rdquo; replied the priest, in a sharp tone.
+ &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; answered the old man, &ldquo;I am very much distressed.&rdquo; &ldquo;Ay&mdash;it
+ is the common story! Come, pay the money; don't you see I've no time to
+ lose?&rdquo; &ldquo;I won't detain you a minute, sir,&rdquo; said the man; &ldquo;this child&rdquo;&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;You
+ want to keep the money, then? that's your object; down with it on the
+ instant, and begone.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old man dropped it into the priest's hand, in a kind of start,
+ produced by the stern tone of voice in which he was addressed. When the
+ priest got the money he seemed in a better humor, not wishing, I could
+ see, to send the man away with a bad impression of him. &ldquo;Well, now what's
+ that you were going to say to me?&rdquo; &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; resumed the old man, &ldquo;that
+ I have not a penny in my possession behind what I have just now put into
+ your hand&mdash;not the price of a morsel for this child or myself,
+ although we have forty miles to travel!&rdquo; &ldquo;Well, and how am I to remedy
+ that? What brought you here, if you had not what would bear your
+ expenses?&rdquo; &ldquo;I had, sir, on setting out; but my little boy was five days
+ sick in Petigo, and that took away with it what we had to carry us home.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;And you expect me, in short, to furnish you with money to do that? Do you
+ think, my good man, there are not paupers in my own parish, that have a
+ better right to assistance than you have!&rdquo; &ldquo;I do not doubt it, sir,&rdquo; said
+ he, &ldquo;I do not doubt it; and as for myself I could crawl home upon
+ anything; but what is this child to do? he is already sinking with hunger
+ and&mdash;&rdquo; The poor man's utterance here failed him as he cast his eyes
+ on the poor, pale boy. When he had recovered himself a little, he
+ proceeded:&mdash; &ldquo;He is all that it has pleased God to leave to his
+ afflicted mother and me, out of seven of them. His other brother and
+ sister and him were all we had living for some years; they are seven weeks
+ dead yesterday, of the fever; and when he was given over, sir, his mother
+ and I vowed, that if God would spare him to us, either she or I would
+ bring him to the 'Island,' as soon as he would be able for the journey. He
+ was but weakly settin' out, and we had no notion that the station was so
+ tryin' as it is: it has nearly overcome my child, and how he will be able
+ to walk forty miles in this weak, sickly state, God only knows?&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh!
+ sir,&rdquo; said the boy, &ldquo;my poor father is worse off and weaker than I am, and
+ he is sick too, sir; I am only weak, but not sick; but my poor father's
+ both weak and sick,&rdquo; said he, his tears streaming from him, as he pressed
+ his father's arm to his breast&mdash;&ldquo;my poor father is both weak and.
+ sick, ay, and hungry too,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Take this,&rdquo; said the priest, &ldquo;it is
+ as much as I can afford to give you,&rdquo; putting a silver fivepenny-piece
+ into his hand; &ldquo;there's a great deal of poor in my own parish.&rdquo; &ldquo;Alas I
+ thought, you are not a father. Indeed, sir,&rdquo; said the poor man, &ldquo;I thought
+ you would have allowed me to keep the silver I gave you, as how can we
+ travel two-and-forty miles on this?&rdquo; &ldquo;I tell you, my good man,&rdquo; said the
+ priest, resuming a sterner tone, &ldquo;I have done as much for you as I can
+ afford: and if every one gives you as much, you won't be ill off.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tears stood in the old man's eyes, as he fixed them hopelessly upon
+ his boy whilst the child looked ravenously at the money, trifling as it
+ was, and seemed to think of nothing except getting the worth of it of
+ food. As they left the priest, &ldquo;Oh, come, come father,&rdquo; said the little
+ fellow, &ldquo;come and let us get something to eat.&rdquo; &ldquo;Easy, dear, till I draw
+ my breath a little, for, John I am weak; but the Lord is strong, and will
+ bring us home, if we put our trust in him; for if he's not more merciful
+ to his poor creatures, than some that acts in his name here, John, we
+ would have a bad chance.&rdquo; They here sat down on the ledge of a rock, a few
+ yards from the chapel, and I still remained bound to the spot by the
+ interest I felt in what I had just witnessed. &ldquo;What do you want, sir,&rdquo;
+ said the priest to me; &ldquo;did you get your ticket?&rdquo; &ldquo;I did, sir,&rdquo; I replied;
+ &ldquo;but I hope you will permit me to become an advocate for that poor man and
+ his son, as I think their case is one in which life and death are probably
+ concerned!&rdquo; &ldquo;Really, my good young man, you may spare your advocacy, I'm
+ not to be duped with such tales as you've heard.&rdquo; &ldquo;By the tale, sir, if
+ tale you call it,&rdquo; I returned, &ldquo;which the father told, I think, any man
+ might be guided in his charity; but really I think the most pitiful story
+ was to be read in their faces.&rdquo; &ldquo;Do you think so? Well, if that's your
+ opinion, I'm sure you have a fair opportunity of being charitable; as for
+ me, I have no more time to lose with either you or them,&rdquo; said he, going
+ into a comfortable house, whilst I could have fairly seen him up to the
+ neck in the blessed element about us. I here stepped over, and instantly
+ desired the old man to hand me the fivepence, telling him at the same time
+ that there was something better in prospect, as a proof of which I gave
+ him half-a-crown. I then returned to the priest, and laid his fivepence
+ down on the table before him; for I had the generosity, the fire, and the
+ candor of youth about me, unrepressed by the hardening experience of life.
+ &ldquo;What's this, sir?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Your money, sir,&rdquo; I replied&mdash;&ldquo;it is
+ such a very trifle, that it would be of no service to them, and they will
+ be enabled to go home without it; the old man returns it.&rdquo; &ldquo;That is as
+ much as to say,&rdquo; he replied, sarcastically, &ldquo;that you will patronize them
+ yourself; I wish you joy of it. Was it to witness the distresses of others
+ that you came to the island, let me ask?&rdquo; &ldquo;Perhaps I came from a worse
+ motive,&rdquo; I returned. &ldquo;I haven't the least doubt of it,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;but move
+ off&mdash;one word of insolence more,&rdquo; said he, stretching to a cutting
+ whip, for the use of which he was deservedly famous. &ldquo;I will cut you up,
+ sirrah, while I'm able to stand over you.&rdquo; &ldquo;Upon my word,&rdquo; said I,
+ extending my feet one after another, &ldquo;you have cut me up pretty well
+ already, I think; but,&rdquo; I added, with coolness, &ldquo;is that, sir, the weapon
+ of a Christian?&rdquo; &ldquo;Is it the weapon of a Christian, sir? whatever weapon it
+ is, you will soon feel the weight of it,&rdquo; said he, brandishing it over my
+ head. &ldquo;My good father,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;do you remember, since nothing else will
+ restrain you, that the laws of the country will not recognize such
+ horsewhip Christianity?&rdquo; &ldquo;The laws of the country. Oh, God help it for a
+ country! Yes! yes! excellent. Here Michael&mdash;I say, come here&mdash;drive
+ out this follow. I'll be calm; I'll not, put myself in a passion&mdash;out
+ with him! this fellow.&rdquo; On turning round to contemplate the person spoken
+ to, we recognized each other as slight aquaintances. &ldquo;Bless me,&rdquo; said he,
+ &ldquo;what's the matter? Why,&rdquo; he added, addressing me, &ldquo;what's this?&rdquo; &ldquo;How? do
+ you know him, Michael?&rdquo; &ldquo;Tut, I do&mdash;isn't he for the mission?&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh&mdash;ho!&mdash;is
+ that it? well, I'm glad I know so much; good-bye to you, for the present;
+ never fear but I'll keep my eye upon you.&rdquo; So saying, we separated.
+ Michael followed me out. &ldquo;This is an awkward business,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;you had
+ better make submission, and ask his pardon; for you know he can injure
+ your prospects, and will do so, if you don't submit; he is not of the most
+ forgiving cast&mdash;but that's between ourselves.&rdquo; &ldquo;What o'clock is it?&rdquo;
+ said I. &ldquo;Near three.&rdquo; &ldquo;Well, good-bye, and God bless you; if he had a
+ spark of humanity in him, I would beg his pardon at once, if I thought I
+ had offended him; but as to making submission to such a man, as you call
+ it&mdash;why&mdash;this is a very sultry day, my friend.&rdquo; I returned
+ directly to the old man and his son; and, let purity or motive go as it
+ may, truth to tell, they were no losers by the priest's conduct; as I
+ certainly slipped them a few additional shillings, out of sheer contempt
+ for him. On tasting a little refreshment in one of the cabins, the son
+ fainted&mdash;but on the whole they were enabled to accomplish their
+ journey home; and the father's blessing was surely a sufficient antidote
+ against the Priest's resentment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was now ready to depart; and on my way to the boat, found my two old
+ female companions watching, lest I should pass, and they might miss my
+ company on the way. It was now past three o'clock, and we determined to
+ travel as far as we could that night, as the accommodations were vile in
+ Petigo; and the spokeswoman mentioned a house of entertainment, about
+ twelve miles forward, where, she said, we would find better treatment.
+ When we got on terra firma, the first man I saw was the monosyllabic
+ humorist, sitting on a hillock resting himself&mdash;his eyes fixed on the
+ earth, and he evidently in a brown study on what he had gone through. He
+ was drawing in his breath gradually, his cheeks expanding all the while,
+ until they reached the utmost point of distention, when he would all at
+ once let it go with a kind of easy puff, ending in a groan, as he surveyed
+ his naked feet, which were now quite square, and, like my own, out of all
+ shape. I asked him how he liked the station; he gave me one of the old
+ looks, shrugged his shoulders, but said nothing&mdash;it was, however, a
+ shrug condemnatory. I then asked him would he ever make another
+ pilgrimage? He answered me by another shrug, a grave look, dryly raising
+ his eye-brows, and a second appeal to his feet, all of which I easily
+ translated into strong negatives. We refreshed ourselves in Petigo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we were on the way home, I observed that, although the singular and
+ fatal accident which befell the young man in the prison excited very
+ little interest at the time of its occurrence, yet no sooner had they who
+ witnessed it got clear of the island, than it was given with every
+ possible ornament; so that it would be as easy to recognize the plain
+ fact, when decked out by their elucidations, as it would be to understand
+ the sense of an original author, after it has come through the hands of
+ half a hundred commentators. But human nature is a darker enigma than any
+ you could find, in the &ldquo;Lady's Magazine.&rdquo; Who would suppose, for instance,
+ that it was the same motive which set their tongues wagging now, that had
+ chained their spirits by the strong force of the marvellous and the
+ terrible, while they were in prison! Yet this was the fact; but their
+ influence hung while there, like the tyrant's sword, over each individual
+ head; and until the danger of falling asleep in the &ldquo;Prison&rdquo; was past,
+ they could feel no interest for anything beyond themselves. In both cases,
+ however, they were governed by the force of the marvellous and the
+ terrible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we had finished our journey for the day, I was glad to find a
+ tolerable bed; and never did man enjoy such a luxury of sweet sleep as I
+ did that night. My old companion, too, evinced an attention to me seldom
+ experienced in an accidental traveller. She made them get down water and
+ bathe my feet, and asked me at what hour I would set out in the morning,
+ telling me that she would see my clothes brushed, and everything done
+ herself&mdash;so minute was the honest creature in her little attentions.
+ I told her I would certainly take a nap in the morning, as I had slept so
+ little for the last three nights, and was besides so fatigued. &ldquo;Musha to
+ be sure, and why not, agra! afther the hard bout you had in that blessed
+ Island! betoken that you're tinder and too soft rared to bear it like them
+ that the work hardens; sleep!&mdash;to be sure you'll sleep your fill&mdash;you
+ want it, in coorse; and now go to bed, and you'll appear quite another man
+ in the mornin', plaise God!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I did not awake the next morning till ten o'clock, when I found the sun
+ shining full into the room. I accordingly dressed myself partially, and I
+ say partially&mdash;for I was rather surprised to find an unexpected chasm
+ in my wardrobe; neither my hat, coat, nor waistcoat being forthcoming. But
+ I immediately made myself easy, by supposing that my kind companion had
+ brought them to be brushed. Yet I relapsed into something more than
+ surprise when I saw my fellow-traveler's redoubtable jacket lying on the
+ seat of a chair, and her hare's-skin cap on the top of it. My misgivings
+ now were anything but weak; nor was I at all improved, either in my
+ religion or philosophy, when, on calling up the landlady I heard that my
+ two companions had set out that morning at four o'clock. I then inquired
+ about my clothes, but all to no purpose; the poor landlady knew nothing
+ about them: which, in fact, was the case; but she told me that the old one
+ brushed them before she went away, saying that they were ready for me to
+ put on whenever I wanted them. &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;she has made another man
+ of me.&rdquo; The landlady desired me to try if I had my purse; and I found that
+ the kind creature had certainly spared my purse, but showed no mercy at
+ all to what it contained, which was one pound in paper, and a few
+ shillings in silver, the latter, however, she left me. I had now no
+ alternative but to don the jacket and the hare's-skin cap, which when I
+ had done, with as bad a grace and as mortified a visage as ever man
+ dressed himself with, I found I had not the slightest encouragement to
+ throw my eye over the uniform gravity of my appearance, as I used to do in
+ the black, for, alas! that which I was proudest of, viz. the clerical cut
+ which it bestowed upon me was fairly gone&mdash;I had now more the
+ appearance of a poacher than a priest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005">
+ <!-- IMG --></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:80%">
+ <img src="images/page818.jpg"
+ alt="Page 818-- In This Trim Did I Return to My Friends " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ In this trim did I return to my friends&mdash;a goose stripped of my
+ feathers; a dupe beknaved and beplundered&mdash;having been almost starved
+ to death in the &ldquo;island,&rdquo; and nearly cudgelled by one of the priests. As
+ soon as I crossed the threshold at home, the whole family were on their
+ knees to receive my blessing, there being a peculiar virtue in the Lough
+ Derg blessing. The next thing I did, after giving them an account of the
+ manner in which I was plundered and stripped, was to make a due
+ distribution of the pebbles* of the lake, to contain which my sisters had,
+ previous to my journey, wrought me a little silk bag. This I brought home,
+ stuffed as full as my purse was empty; for the epicene old villain left it
+ to me in all its plenitude&mdash;disdaining to touch it. When I went to
+ mass the following Sunday, I was surrounded by crowds, among whom I
+ distributed my blessing, with an air of seriousness not at all lessened by
+ the loss of my clothes and the emptying of my purse. On telling that part
+ of my story to the priest, he laughed till the tears ran down his cheeks.
+ He was a small, pleasant little man, who was seldom known to laugh at
+ anybody's joke but his own. Now, the said merriment of the Reverend Father
+ I felt as contributing to make me look exceedingly ridiculous and
+ sheepish. &ldquo;So,&rdquo; says he, &ldquo;you have fallen foul of Nell M'Collum, the most
+ notorious shuler in the province! a gipsy, a fortuneteller, and a tinker's
+ widow; but rest contented, you are not the first she has gulled&mdash;but
+ beware the next time.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;There is no danger of <i>that</i>,&rdquo; said I,
+ with peculiar emphasis.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ * An uncommon virtue in curing all kinds of complaints
+ is ascribed to these pebbles, small bags of which are
+ brought home by the pilgrims, and distributed to their
+ respective relations and friends.
+</pre>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
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