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+<titlePage rend="page-break-before: right">
+<docTitle><titlePart type="main" rend="font-size: x-large">The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary</titlePart></docTitle>
+
+<lb /><byline>By <docAuthor>Anne Warner</docAuthor><lb /><lb />
+Author of "A Woman's Will," "Susan Clegg
+and Her Friend Mrs. Lathrop," "Susan
+Clegg and a Man in the House," etc.
+</byline>
+
+<docEdition><hi rend="font-style: italic">NEW EDITION</hi><lb />
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">With Additional Pictures from the Play</hi><lb /><lb /></docEdition>
+
+<docImprint>Boston<lb />
+Little, Brown, and Company<lb />
+1910</docImprint>
+</titlePage>
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<p rend="text-align: center"><hi rend="font-style: italic">Copyright, 1904,</hi><lb />
+By Ainslee Magazine Company.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><hi rend="font-style: italic">Copyright, 1905,</hi><lb />
+By Little, Brown, and Company.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><hi rend="font-style: italic">Copyright, 1907,</hi><lb />
+By Little, Brown, and Company,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><hi rend="font-style: italic">All rights reserved</hi></p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center">Fourteenth Printing</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center">Printers<lb />
+S.J. Parkhill &amp; Co., Boston, U.S.A.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<anchor id="frontispiece" />
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image01" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image01.png">
+<head>Aunt Mary en Fête.
+May Robson as "Aunt Mary."</head>
+<figDesc><hi rend="font-style: italic">Frontispiece</hi></figDesc>
+</figure></p><p></p>
+</div>
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+
+<p><table cols="2">
+<head><hi rend="font-style: italic">Books by Anne Warner</hi></head>
+<row>
+<cell>A Woman's Will</cell><cell>1904</cell>
+</row>
+<row>
+<cell>Susan Clegg and Her Friend Mrs. Lathrop</cell><cell>1904</cell>
+</row>
+<row>
+<cell>The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary</cell><cell>1905</cell>
+</row>
+<row>
+<cell>Susan Clegg and Her Neighbor's Affairs</cell><cell>1906</cell>
+</row>
+<row>
+<cell>Susan Clegg and a Man in the House</cell><cell>1907</cell>
+</row>
+<row>
+<cell>An Original Gentleman</cell><cell>1908</cell>
+</row>
+<row>
+<cell>In a Mysterious Way</cell><cell>1909</cell>
+</row>
+<row>
+<cell>Your Child and Mine</cell><cell>1909</cell>
+</row>
+</table></p>
+</div>
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: right">
+<head>Contents</head>
+<divGen type="toc" />
+</div>
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: right">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Illustrations</head>
+
+<list type="simple">
+<item><ref target="frontispiece">"Aunt Mary en fête" (May Robson as "Aunt
+Mary") <hi rend="font-style: italic">Frontispiece</hi></ref></item>
+
+<item><ref target="image02">"'Do not let us play any longer,' she said.
+'Let us be in earnest'"</ref></item>
+
+<item><ref target="image03">"'She's goin' to the city all alone!' Lucinda's
+voice suddenly proclaimed behind him"</ref></item>
+
+<item><ref target="image04">Aunt Mary and Her Escorts</ref></item>
+
+<item><ref target="image05">"The carriage stopped three hundred feet below
+the level of a roof-garden"</ref></item>
+
+<item><ref target="image06">"And now the fun's all over and the work
+begins"</ref></item>
+
+<item><ref target="image07">"'Yesterday I played poker until I didn't know
+a blue chip from a white one'"</ref></item>
+
+<item><ref target="image08">"Aunt Mary had also had her eyes
+open"</ref></item>
+</list>
+
+</div>
+</front>
+
+<body>
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n="001" /><anchor id="Pg001" />
+<head>The Rejuvenation of Aunt Mary</head>
+<p></p>
+</div>
+
+<div>
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter One - Introducing Aunt Mary</head>
+
+<p>The first time that Jack was threatened
+with expulsion from college his Aunt
+Mary was much surprised and decidedly
+vexed&mdash;mainly at the college. His family were
+less surprised, viewing the young man through a
+clearer atmosphere than his Aunt Mary ever had,
+and knowing that he had barely escaped similar
+experiences earlier in his career by invariably leaving
+school the day before the board of inquiry
+convened.</p>
+
+<p>Jack's preparatory days having been more or
+less tempestous, his family (Aunt Mary excepted)
+had expected some sort of after-clap when
+he entered college. Nevertheless, they had fervently
+hoped that it would not be quite as bad as
+this.</p>
+
+<p>Jack's sister Arethusa was visiting her aunt
+when the news came. Not because she wanted to,
+for the old lady was dreadfully deaf and fearfully
+<pb n="002" /><anchor id="Pg002" />arbitrary, but because Lucinda had said that she
+must go to her cousin's wedding, and the family
+always had to bow to Lucinda's mandates. Lucinda
+was Aunt Mary's maid, but she had become
+so indispensable as a sitter at the off-end of the
+latter's ear-trumpet that none of the grand-nephews
+or grand-nieces ever thought for an instant of crossing
+one of her wishes. So it was to Arethusa that
+the explanations due Aunt Mary's interest in her
+scapegrace fell, and she bowed her back to the
+burden with the resignation which the circumstances
+demanded.</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever is the difference between bein' expelled
+and bein' suspended?" Aunt Mary demanded,
+in her tone of imperious impatience.
+"Well, why don't you answer? I was brought
+up to speak when you're spoken to, an' I'm a
+great believer in livin' up to your bringin' up&mdash;if
+you had a good one. What's the difference,
+an' which costs most? That's what I want to
+know. I do wish you'd answer me, Arethusa;
+there's two things I've asked you now, an' you
+suckin' your finger an' puttin' on your thimble as
+if you were sittin' alone in China."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know which costs most," Arethusa
+shrieked.</p>
+
+<p>"You needn't scream so," said Aunt Mary.
+"I ain't so hard to hear as you think. I ain't
+<pb n="003" /><anchor id="Pg003" />but seventy, and I'll beg you to remember <hi rend="font-style: italic">that</hi>,
+Arethusa. Besides, I don't want to hear you talk.
+I just want to hear about Jack. I'm askin' about
+his bein' expelled and suspended, an' what's the
+difference, an' in particular if there's anything
+to pay for broken glass. It's always broken glass!
+That boy's bills for broken glass have been somethin'
+just awful these last two years. Well, why
+don't you answer?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know what to answer," Arethusa
+screamed.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you suppose he's done, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>"Something bad."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary frowned.</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't mad," she said sharply. "What made
+you think I was mad? I ain't mad at all! I'm
+just askin' what's the difference between bein' expelled
+an' bein' suspended, an' it seems to me this
+is the third time I've asked it. Seems to me it is."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa laid down her work, drew a mighty
+breath, very nearly got into the ear-trumpet, and
+explained that being suspended was infinitely less
+heinous than being expelled, and decidedly less
+final.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked relieved.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, then he's gettin' better, is he?" she said.
+"Well, I'm sure that's some comfort."</p>
+
+<p>And then there was a long pause, during which
+<pb n="004" /><anchor id="Pg004" />she appeared to be engaged in deep reflection,
+and her niece continued her embroidery in peace.
+The pause endured until a sudden sneeze on the
+part of the old lady set the wheels of conversation
+turning again.</p>
+
+<p>"Arethusa," she said, "I wish you'd go an'
+get the ink an' write to Mr. Stebbins. I want
+him to begin to look up another college with good
+references right away. I don't want to waste any
+of the boy's life, an' if bein' suspended means
+waitin' while the college takes its time to consider
+whether it wants him back again or not I ain't goin'
+to wait. I'm a great believer in a college education,
+but I don't know that it cuts much figure whether
+it's the same college right through or not. Anyway,
+you write Mr. Stebbins."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa obeyed, and the authorities having
+seen fit to be uncommonly discreet as to the cause
+of the young man's withdrawal, no great difficulty
+was experienced in finding another campus
+whereon Aunt Mary's pride and joy might freely
+disport himself. Mr. Stebbins threw himself into
+the affair with all the tact and ardor of an experienced
+legal mind and soon after Lucinda's return
+to her home allowed Arethusa to follow suit,
+the hopeful younger brother of the latter became
+a candidate for his second outfit of new sweaters
+and hat bands that year.
+<pb n="005" /><anchor id="Pg005" /></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary wrote him a letter upon the occasion
+of his new start in life, Mr. Stebbins delivered
+him a lecture, and things went smoothly in consequence
+for three whole weeks. I say three
+whole weeks because three whole weeks was a
+long time for the course of Jack's life to flow
+smoothly. At the end of a fortnight affairs were
+always due to run more rapidly and three weeks
+produced, as a general thing, some species of
+climax.</p>
+
+<p>The climax in this case came to time as usual
+his evil genius inciting the young man to attempt,
+one very dark night, the shooting of a cat which
+he thought he saw upon the back fence. Whether
+he really had seen a cat or not mattered very little
+in the later development of the matter. He was
+certainly successful as far as the going off of the
+gun was concerned, but the damage that resulted,
+resulted not to any cat, but to the arm of a next-door's
+cook, who was peacefully engaged in taking
+in her week's wash on the other side of the
+fence. The cook ceased abruptly to take in the
+wash, the affair was at once what is technically
+termed looked into, and three days later Jack
+became the defendant in a suit for damages.</p>
+
+<p>Naturally Mr. Stebbins was at once notified
+and he had no choice except to write Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary was somewhat less patient over the
+<pb n="006" /><anchor id="Pg006" />third escapade than she had been with the first
+two.</p>
+
+<p>The letter found her alone with Lucinda and
+she read it to herself three times and then read it
+aloud to her companion. Lucinda, whose thorough
+knowledge of the imperious will and impervious
+eardrums of her mistress rendered her, as a
+rule, extremely monosyllabic, not to say silent,
+vouchsafed no comment upon the contents of the
+epistle, and after a few minutes Aunt Mary herself
+took the field:</p>
+
+<p>"Now, what do you suppose possessed that boy
+to shoot at a cook?" she asked, regarding the
+letter with a portentous frown. "Cooks are so
+awful hard to get nowadays. I don't see why
+he didn't shoot a tramp if he had to shoot somethin'."</p>
+
+<p>"He wa'n't tryin' to shoot a cook, 'pears like,"
+then cried Lucinda&mdash;Lucinda's voice, be it said,
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">en passant</hi>, was of that sibilant and penetrating
+timbre which is best illustrated in the accents of a
+steamfitter's file&mdash;"'pears like he was tryin' for
+a cat."</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bat," said her mistress correctively;
+"it was a cat. You look at this letter an' you'll
+see. And, anyway, how could a man shootin' at
+a cat hit a cook?&mdash;not 'nless she was up a tree
+birds'-nestin' after owls' eggs. You don't seem
+<pb n="007" /><anchor id="Pg007" />to pay much attention to what I read to you,
+Lucinda; only I should think your commonsense
+would help you out some when it comes to a boy
+you've known from the time he could walk, an'
+a strange cook. But, anyhow, that's neither here
+nor there. The question that bothers me is, what's
+to pay with this damage suit? I think myself
+five hundred dollars is too much for any cook's
+arm. A cook ain't in no such vital need of two
+arms. If she has to shut the door of the oven
+while she's stirrin' somethin' on the top of the
+stove, she can easy kick it to with her foot. It won't
+be for long, anyway, and I'm a great believer in
+making the best of things when you've got to."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda screwed up her face and made no comment.
+Lucinda's face in repose was a cross
+between a monkey's and a peanut; screwed up, it
+was particularly awful, and always exasperated
+her mistress.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, why don't you say somethin', Lucinda?
+I ain't askin' your advice, but, all the same, you
+can say anything if you've got a mind to."</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't got a mind to say anythin'," the faithful
+maid rejoined.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess you hit the nail on the head that
+time," said Aunt Mary, without any unnecessary
+malevolence concealed behind her sarcasm; then
+she re-read the note and frowned afresh.
+<pb n="008" /><anchor id="Pg008" /></p>
+
+<p>"Five hundred dollars is too much," she said
+again. "I'm going to write to Mr. Stebbins an'
+tell him so to-night. He can compromise on two
+hundred and fifty, just as well as not. Get me
+some paper and my desk, Lucinda. Now get a
+spryness about you."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda laid aside her work and forthwith got
+a spryness about her, bringing her mistress' writing-desk
+with commendable alacrity. Aunt Mary
+took the writing-desk and wrote fiercely for some
+time, to the end that she finally wrote most of the
+fierceness out of herself.</p>
+
+<p>"After all, boys will be boys," she said, as she
+sealed her letter, "and if this is the end I shan't
+feel it's money wasted. I'm a great believer in
+bein' patient. Most always, that is. Here, Lucinda
+you take this to Joshua and tell him to
+take it right to mail. Be prompt, now. I'm a
+great believer in doin' things prompt."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda took the letter and was prompt. "She
+wants this letter took right to the mail," she said
+to Joshua, Aunt Mary's longest-tried servitor.</p>
+
+<p>"Then it'll be took right to mail," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"She's pretty mad," said Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll soon get over it," replied the
+other, taking up his hat and preparing to depart
+for the barn forthwith.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda returned to Aunt Mary with a species
+<pb n="009" /><anchor id="Pg009" />of dried-up sigh. One is not the less a slave
+because one has been enslaved for twenty years,
+and Lucinda at moments did sort of peek out
+through her bars&mdash;possibly envying Joshua the
+daily drives to mail when he had full control of
+something that was alive.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda had been, comparatively speaking,
+young when she had come to wait upon the pleasure
+of the Watkins millions, and her waiting had
+been so pertinent and so patient that it had endured
+over a quarter of a century. Aunt Mary
+had been under fifty in the hour of Lucinda's
+dawn; she was over seventy now. Jack hadn't
+been born then; he was in college now; and Jack's
+older brothers and sisters and his dead-and-gone
+father and mother had been living somewhere out
+West then, quite hopeful as to their own lives and
+quite hopeless as to the stern old great-aunt who
+never had paid any attention to her niece since
+she had chosen to elope with the doctor's reprobate
+son. Now the father and mother were dead
+and buried, the brothers and sisters reinstated in
+their rights and had all grown up and become
+great credits to the old lady, whose heart had
+suddenly melted at the arrival of five orphans all
+at once. And there was only Jack to continue to
+worry about.</p>
+
+<p>Jack was not anything particularly remarkable;
+<pb n="010" /><anchor id="Pg010" />he was just one of those lovable good-for-nothings
+that seem born to get better people into trouble
+all their lives long. He had been spoiled originally
+by being ten years younger than the next
+youngest in the family; and then, when the
+children had been shipped on to Aunt Mary's
+tender mercies, Jack had won her heart immediately
+because she accidentally discovered that he
+had never been baptized, and so felt fully justified
+in re-naming him after her own father and
+having the name branded into him for keeps by
+her own religious apparatus. It followed naturally
+that John Watkins, Jr., Denham, for so
+her father's daughter had insisted that her youngest
+nephew should be called, was the favorite
+nephew of his aunt.</p>
+
+<p>And it was lucky for him that he was the favorite,
+for Aunt Mary, who was highly spiced at
+fifty, became peppery at sixty, and almost biting
+at seventy. And yet for Jack she would sign
+checks almost without a murmur. Mr. Stebbins
+was much more censorious and impatient with the
+young man than she ever was; and to all the rest of
+the world Mr. Stebbins was an urbane and agreeable
+gentleman, whereas to all the rest of the world
+Aunt Mary was a problem or a terror. But Mr.
+Stebbins needed to be a man of tact and management,
+for he was the real manager of that fortune
+<pb n="011" /><anchor id="Pg011" />of which "Mary, only surviving child of
+John Watkins, merchant and ship owner," was the
+legal possessor; and so tactful was Mr. Stebbins
+that he and his powerful client had never yet
+clashed, and they had been in close business relations
+for almost as many years as Lucinda had
+been established on the hearthstone of the Watkins
+home. Perhaps one reason why Mr. Stebbins
+endured so well was that he had a real talent
+for compromising, and that he had skillfully
+transformed Aunt Mary's inherited taste for driving
+a bargain into an acquired pleasure in what is
+really a polite form of the same action.</p>
+
+<p>So, when it came to the matter of Jack's difficulties,
+Mr. Stebbins could always find a half-way
+measure that saved the situation; and when he
+received the letter as to the cook and her claim
+he hied himself to the city at once, and wrote back
+that the claim could be settled for three hundred
+dollars.</p>
+
+<p>"And enough, I must say," Aunt Mary remarked
+to Lucinda upon receipt of the statement;
+"three hundred dollars for one cat&mdash;for, after
+all, Jack blames the whole on the cat, an' he didn't
+hit it, even then."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda did not answer.</p>
+
+<p>"But if the boy settles down now I shan't mind
+payin' the three&mdash;Where are you goin'?"
+<pb n="012" /><anchor id="Pg012" /></p>
+
+<p>For Lucinda was walking out of the room.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm goin' to the door," said she raspingly.
+"The bell's ringin'."</p>
+
+<p>After a minute or two she came back.</p>
+
+<p>"Telegram!" she announced, handing the yellow
+envelope over.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary put on her glasses, opened it, and
+read:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>Cook has blood poison. Sues for a thousand.
+Probable amputation.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">STEBBINS.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary dropped the paper with a gasp.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda looked at her with interest.</p>
+
+<p>"It's that same arm again," said Aunt Mary,
+"just as I thought it was settled for!" Her
+eyes seemed to fairly crackle with indignation.
+"Why don't she put it in a sling an' have a little
+patience?"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda took the telegram and read it.</p>
+
+<p>"'Pears like she can't," she commented, in a
+tone like a buzz saw; "'pears like it's goin' to
+be took off."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary reached forth her hand for the
+telegram and after a second reading shook her
+head in a way that, if her companion had been a
+globe-trotter, would have brought matadores and
+Seville to the front in her mind in that instant.</p>
+
+<p>"I declare," she said, "seems like I had enough
+<pb n="013" /><anchor id="Pg013" />on my mind without a cook, too. What's to be
+done now? I only know one thing! I ain't goin'
+to pay no thousand dollars this week for no arm
+that wasn't worth but three hundred last week.
+Stands to reason that there ain't no reason in that.
+I guess you'd better bring me my desk, Lucinda;
+I'm goin' to write to Mr. Stebbins, an' I'm goin'
+to write to Jack, and I'm goin' to tell 'em both
+just what I think. I'm goin' to write Jack that
+he'd better be lookin' out, and I'm goin' to write
+to Mr. Stebbins that next time he settles things
+I want him to take a receipt for that arm in full."</p>
+
+<p>The letters were duly written and Mr. Stebbins,
+upon the receipt of his, redoubled his efforts,
+and did succeed in permanently settling with the
+cook, the arm being eventually saved. Aunt
+Mary regarded the sum as much higher than
+necessary, but still pleasantly less than that demanded
+of her, and so life in general moved quietly
+on until Easter.</p>
+
+<p>But Easter is always a period of more or less
+commotion in the time of youth and leads to
+various hilarious outbreaks. Jack's Easter took
+him to town for a "little time," and the "little
+time" ended in the station-house at three o'clock
+on Sunday morning.</p>
+
+<p>Accusation: Producing concussion of the brain
+on a cab driver.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="014" /><anchor id="Pg014" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Two - Jack</head>
+
+
+<p>The news was conveyed to Aunt Mary
+through private advices from Mr. Stebbins
+(who had been hastily summoned
+to the city for purposes of bail); she was very
+angry indeed, this time&mdash;primarily at the indignity
+done her flesh and blood by arresting it.
+Then, as she re-read the lawyer's letter, other
+reflections crowded to the fore in her mind.</p>
+
+<p>"Funny! Whatever could have made the boy
+get up and go downtown at three in the morning,
+anyway?" she said. "Seems kind of queer, don't
+you think, Arethusa? Do you suppose he was
+ill and huntin' for a drug store?"</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa had been sent for the second day
+previous because Lucinda's youngest sister's youngest
+child had come down with scarlet fever, and the
+family wanted Lucinda to enliven the quarantine.
+Arethusa had sent invitations out for a dinner
+party, but she had recalled them and hastened to
+obey the summons. It was an evil hour for her, for
+<pb n="015" /><anchor id="Pg015" />she loved her brother and was mightily distressed
+at the bad news.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe he can have been ill," she said,
+at the top of her voice; "if he'd been ill he
+wouldn't have had the strength to hit the cab
+driver so hard."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't blame him for hittin' the cab driver,"
+said Aunt Mary warmly. "As near as I can
+recollect, I've often wanted to do that myself.
+But I can't make out where he got the man to hit,
+or why he was there to hit him. I can't make
+rhyme or reason out of it. I wish we knew more.
+Well, I presume we will, later."</p>
+
+<p>Her surmise was correct. They knew much
+more later. They knew more from Mr. Stebbins,
+and they knew profusely more from the
+evening papers.</p>
+
+<p>"I think our boy'd better have come home for
+his Easter," Aunt Mary remarked, with a species of
+angry undertow threading the current of her
+speech. "There's no sayin' what this will cost
+before we're done with it."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa choked; it was all so very terrible
+to her.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it that the cabman wants, anyhow?"
+her aunt demanded presently.</p>
+
+<p>"He doesn't want anything," yelled the unhappy
+sister. "He's going to die."
+<pb n="016" /><anchor id="Pg016" /></p>
+
+<p>"Well, who is going to sue me, then?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's his wife; she wants five thousand dollars
+damages."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's lips tightened.</p>
+
+<p>"Five thousand dollars!" she said, with a bitter
+patience. "I can see that this is goin' to be an
+awful business. Five thousand dollars! Dear,
+dear! I must say that that wife sets a pretty
+high price on her husband&mdash;at least, a'cordin' to
+my order of thinkin', she does. From what I've
+seen of cabmen, I'd undertake to get her another
+just as good for a tenth of the money, any day."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa was silent, staring thoughtfully at the
+newspaper cuts of a great Tammany leader and
+a noted pugilist, which had been labeled as the
+principals in the family tragedy.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary turned over another of the many
+papers received, and scanned its sensational columns
+afresh.</p>
+
+<p>"Arethusa," she exclaimed suddenly, "do you
+know, I bet anythin' I know what this editor
+means to insinuate? It just strikes me that he's
+tryin' to give the impression that our boy's been
+drinkin'."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps so," Arethusa screamed.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I don't believe it," said Aunt Mary
+firmly, "and I ain't goin' to believe it. And I
+ain't goin' to pay no five thousand dollars for no
+<pb n="017" /><anchor id="Pg017" />cabman's brains, neither. You write to Mr. Stebbins
+to compromise on two or maybe three."</p>
+
+<p>She stopped and bit her lips and shook her
+head. "I don't see why Jack grows up so hard,"
+she murmured, half in anger and half in sorrow.
+"Edward and Henry never had such times. Oh,
+well," she sighed, "boys will be boys, I suppose;
+an' if this all results in the boy's settlin' down
+it'll be money well spent in the end, after all.
+Maybe&mdash;probably&mdash;most likely."</p>
+
+<p>The days that followed were anxious days, but
+at last the cabman rallied and concluded not to
+die, and Jack went off yachting with a light heart
+and a choice collection of good advice from Mr.
+Stebbins and Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>Nothing happened to mar his holiday. He ran
+a borrowed steam launch on to some rocks with
+rather heavy consequences to his aunt's exchequer,
+and returned from the West Indies so late that
+she never had a visit from him at all that summer;
+but, barring these slightly unwelcome incidents,
+he did remarkably well, and when he returned to
+college in the fall he was regarded as having
+become, at last, a stable proposition.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder whether our boy's comin' home for
+Christmas?" Aunt Mary asked her niece, Mary,
+as that happy period of family reunions drew near.
+Mary had come up to stay with her aunt while
+<pb n="018" /><anchor id="Pg018" />Lucinda went away to bury a second cousin. Mary
+was very different from Arethusa, having a voice
+that, when raised, was something between an icicle
+and a steam whistle, and a temperament so much
+on the order of her aunt's that neither could abide
+the other an hour longer than was absolutely necessary.
+But Arethusa had a sprained ankle, so there
+was no help for existing circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>"No, he isn't," said Mary, who had no patience
+at all with her brother, and showed it. "He's
+going West with the glee club."</p>
+
+<p>"With the she club!" cried poor Aunt Mary,
+in affright.</p>
+
+<p>Mary explained.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't like the idea," said the old lady, shaking
+her head. "Somethin' will be sure to happen.
+I can feel it runnin' up and down my bones this
+minute."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, if he can get into trouble, of course, Jack
+will," said Mary cheerfully.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary didn't hear her, because she didn't
+raise her voice particularly. Besides, the old lady
+was absorbed for the nonce in the most dismal sort
+of prognostications.</p>
+
+<p>And they all came true, too. Something unfortunate
+beyond all expectations came to pass during
+the glee club's visit to Chicago, and the result was
+that, before the new year was well out of its incubator
+<pb n="019" /><anchor id="Pg019" />Jack had papers in a breach-of-promise suit
+served on him. He wrote Mr. Stebbins that it was
+all a joke, and had merely been a portion of that
+foam which a train of youthful spirits are apt to
+leave in their wake; but the girl stood solid for her
+rights, and, as she had never heard from her
+fiancé since the night of the dance, her family&mdash;who
+were rural, but sharp&mdash;thought it would take
+at least fifteen thousand dollars to patch the crack
+in her heart. If the news could have been kept
+from Aunt Mary until after Mr. Stebbins had
+looked into the matter, everything might have resulted
+differently. But the Chicago lawyer who
+had the case took good care that the wealthy aunt
+knew all as quickly as possible, and it seemed as if
+this was the final straw under which the camel
+must succumb.</p>
+
+<p>And Aunt Mary did appear to waver.</p>
+
+<p>"Fifteen thousand dollars!" she cried, aghast.
+"Heaven help us! What next?"</p>
+
+<p>It was Lucinda who was seated calmly opposite
+at this crisis.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you suppose he really did it?" the aunt
+continued, after a minute of appalled consideration.</p>
+
+<p>"It's about the only thing he ain't never done,"
+the tried and true servant answered, her tone more
+gratingly penetrative than ever.
+<pb n="020" /><anchor id="Pg020" /></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary eyed her sharply, not to say
+furiously.</p>
+
+<p>"I wish you'd give a plain answer when I ask
+you a plain question, Lucinda," she said coldly.
+"If you'd ever got a breach-of-promise suit in the
+early mail you'd know how I feel. Perhaps&mdash;probably."</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't a doubt but what he done it," Lucinda
+screamed out; "an' if I was her an' he wouldn't
+marry me after sayin' he would I'd sue him for a
+hundred thousand, an' think I let him off cheap
+then."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary deigned to smile faintly over the
+subtlety of this speech; but the next minute she was
+frowning blacker than ever.</p>
+
+<p>"A girl from Kalamazoo, too, just up in
+Chicago for a week&mdash;just up in Chicago long
+enough to come down on me for fifteen thousand
+dollars."</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe she'll take five thousand instead," Lucinda
+remarked.</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe!" ejaculated her mistress, in fine
+scorn. "Maybe! Well, if you don't talk as if
+money was sweet peas an' would dry up if it wasn't
+picked!"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda screwed up her face.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary gave her one awful look.</p>
+
+<p>"You get me some paper an' my desk,
+<pb n="021" /><anchor id="Pg021" />Lucinda," she said. "I think it's about time I was
+takin' a hand in it myself. I've been pretty
+patient, an' I don't see as it's helped matters any.
+Now I'm goin' to write that boy a letter that'll
+settle him an' his cats, an' his cooks, an' his cabmen,
+an' his Kalamazoo, just once for all. I guess I can
+do what I set out to do. Pretty generally&mdash;most
+always."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda brought the desk, and Aunt Mary
+frowned fearfully and began to write the
+letter.</p>
+
+<p>It developed very strongly. As her pen sized
+up the situation in black and white, the old lady
+seemed to realize the iniquities of the case more
+and more plainly; and as the letter grew her wrath
+grew also. The whole came, in the end, to a threat&mdash;made
+in good earnest&mdash;to take a very serious
+step indeed if any more "foolishness" developed.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary prided herself on her granite-like
+will. She had full faith in her ability to slay her
+nearest and dearest if it seemed right and best to
+do so.</p>
+
+<p>She sealed her letter tight, stuck the stamp
+on square and hard, and bid Lucinda convey it to
+Joshua and tell him never to quit it until he saw it
+safe on to the evening train.</p>
+
+<p>"She's awful mad at him for sure, this time,"
+said Lucinda after she had delivered her message,
+<pb n="022" /><anchor id="Pg022" />and while Joshua was considering the front and
+back of the letter with a deliberateness born of long
+servitude.</p>
+
+<p>"I sh'd think she would be," he said.</p>
+
+<p>As nearly all of Jack's private difficulties were
+printed in every newspaper in America, Joshua
+naturally was on the inside of all their history.</p>
+
+<p>"She scrinched up her face just awful over that
+letter," Lucinda continued. "I'm sure I wish
+he'd 'a' been by to 'a' taken warnin'."</p>
+
+<p>"He ain't got nothin' to really fret over,"
+said Joshua serenely; "he knows it, 'n' I know it,
+'n' you know it, too."</p>
+
+<p>"You don't know nothin' of the sort," said Lucinda.
+"She's madder'n usual this time. She's
+good an' mad. You mark my words, if he goes
+off on a 'nother spree this spring he'll get cut out o'
+her will."</p>
+
+<p>Joshua laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"You mark my words!" rasped Lucinda, shaking
+her finger in witchlike warning.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua laughed again.</p>
+
+<p>"Them laughs best what laughs last," said Aunt
+Mary's handmaiden. She turned away, and then
+returned to give Joshua a look that proved that the
+peppery mistress had inculcated some cayenne into
+the souls of those about her. "You mark my
+words&mdash;them laughs best what laughs last, an'
+<pb n="023" /><anchor id="Pg023" />there'll be little grinnin' for him if he ain't a chalk-walker
+for one while now."</p>
+
+<p>Joshua laughed.</p>
+
+<p>But, as a matter of fact, Jack's situation was suddenly
+become extremely precarious.</p>
+
+<p>"There ain't no sense in it," said Aunt Mary to
+herself, with an emphasis that screwed her face up
+until she looked quite like Lucinda; "that life
+those young men lead on their little vacations is
+to blame for everything. Cities are wells of
+iniquity; they're full of all kinds of doin's that
+respectable people wouldn't be seen at, and I'm
+proud to say that I haven't been in one myself for
+twenty-five years. I'm a great believer in keepin'
+out of trouble, an' if Jack'd just stuck to college
+an' let towns go, he'd never have met the cabman
+and the Kalamazoo girl, an' I'd have overlooked
+the cook an' the cat. As it is, my patience is done.
+If he goes into one more scrape he'll be done too.
+I mean what I say. So my young man had better
+take warnin'. Probably&mdash;most likely&mdash;pretty
+certainly."</p>
+</div>
+
+<pb n="024" /><anchor id="Pg024" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Three - Introducing Jack</head>
+
+
+<p>It has been previously stated that Aunt Mary's
+nephew, Jack, was a scapegrace, and as delightful
+as scapegraces generally are. It goes without
+saying that he was good-looking; and of course
+he must have been jolly and pleasant or he wouldn't
+have been so popular. As a matter of fact, Jack
+was very good-looking, unusually jolly, and uncommonly
+popular. He was one of the best liked
+men in each of the colleges which he had attended.
+There was something so winning about his smile
+and his eternal good humor that no one ever tried
+to dislike him; and if anyone ever had tried he or
+she would not have succeeded for very long. It
+is probably very unfortunate that the world is so
+full of this type of young man, but that which
+should cause us all to have infinite patience with
+them is the reflection of how much more unfortunate
+it would be if they were suddenly eliminated
+from the general scheme of things.</p>
+
+<p>Like all college boys, Jack had a chum. The
+chum was Robert Burnett, another charming young
+<pb n="025" /><anchor id="Pg025" />fellow of one-and-twenty, whose education had
+been so cosmopolitan in design and so patriotic in
+practice that he always said "Sacre bleu" and
+"Donnerwetter" when he thought of it, and
+"Great Scott" when he didn't. He and Jack were
+as congenial a pair as ever existed, and they had
+just about as much in common as the aunt of the
+one and the father of the other had had to pay for.</p>
+
+<p>In the February of the year of which I write,
+Washington, celebrating his birthday as usual, gave
+all American students their usual chance to celebrate
+with him. Celebrations were temptations
+incarnate to Jack, and he was feeling frowningly
+what a clog Aunt Mary's latest epistle was upon
+his joys, when his friend came to the rescue with an
+invitation to spend the double holiday (it doubled
+that year&mdash;Sunday, you know) at the brand-new
+ancestral castle which Burnett <hi rend="font-style: italic">père</hi> had just finished
+building for his descendants. It may be imagined
+that Jack accepted the invitation with alacrity, and
+that his never-very-downcast heart bounded gleefully
+higher than usual over the prospect of two
+days of pleasure in the country.</p>
+
+<p>It is not necessary to state where the castle of
+the Burnetts was erected, but it was in a beautiful
+region, and the monthly magazines had written it
+up and called it an architectural triumph. The
+owner fully agreed with the monthly magazines,
+<pb n="026" /><anchor id="Pg026" />and his pride found vent in a house-warming which
+filled every guest chamber in the place.</p>
+
+<p>The festivities were in full swing before the
+youngest son and his friend arrived; and when
+the dog-cart, which brought them from the station,
+drew up under the mighty porte-cochère with its
+four stone lions, rampant in four different directions,
+Jack felt one of those delicious thrills which
+run through one under particularly hopeful and
+buoyant circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>"It's like walking in a novel," his friend said;
+as they entered under some heavy draperies which
+the footman pushed aside and found a tiny spiral
+staircase, which wound its way aloft in a style that
+Jack liked immensely and the latter agreed with all
+his heart.</p>
+
+<p>The staircase led them to the third floor and
+when they emerged therefrom they found themselves
+in a big semi-circular billiard room, with a
+fireplace at each end large enough to put one of the
+tables in, and cues and counters and stools and
+divans and smoking utensils sufficient for a regiment.</p>
+
+<p>"I tell you, this is the way to do things,"
+exclaimed Burnett; "isn't it jolly? Time of your
+life, old man, time of your life!&mdash;And, oh, by the
+way," he said, suddenly interrupting himself, "I
+wonder if my sister's got here yet!"
+<pb n="027" /><anchor id="Pg027" /></p>
+
+<p>"Which sister?" Jack inquired; for his friend
+was one of a very large family, and he had met
+several of them on their various visits to town.</p>
+
+<p>"Betty&mdash;the one who beats all the others hollow,"&mdash;but
+just there the conversation was broken
+off by the servants coming up with the luggage
+and setting two doors open that showed them two
+big rooms, both exquisitely furnished, and both
+with windows that looked out, first on to a stone
+balustrade, and secondly on to a superb view over
+the river and the mountains beyond.</p>
+
+<p>The men unstrapped the things and went away,
+leaving such a plenitude of comfort behind them
+as led Jack to fling himself into the most luxurious
+chair in the room and stretch his arms and
+legs far and wide in utter contentment.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett was fishing for his key ring.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a great old place, isn't it?" he remarked
+parenthetically. "Great Scott! but I'll bet we have
+fun these two days! And if my sister Betty is
+here&mdash;" He paused expressively.</p>
+
+<p>"Doesn't she live at home?" Jack asked.</p>
+
+<p>"She's just come home; she's been in England
+for three years. Oh, but I tell you she's a
+corker!"</p>
+
+<p>"I should think&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The sentence was never completed because a
+voice without the not-altogether-closed door cried:
+<pb n="028" /><anchor id="Pg028" /></p>
+
+<p>"No, don't think, please; let me come in instead."
+And in the same instant Burnett made
+one leap and flung the door open, crying as he did
+so:</p>
+
+<p>"Betty!"</p>
+
+<p>Then Jack, bunching somewhat his starfish attitude,
+looked across the room and realized instantly
+that it was all up with him forever after.</p>
+
+<p>Because&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Because she who stood there in the door was
+quite the sweetest, the loveliest, the most interesting
+looking girl whom he had ever laid eyes on;
+and when she was seized in her brother's arms, and
+kissed by her brother's lips, and dragged by her
+brother's hands well into the room, she proved to
+be a thousand times more irresistible than at
+first.</p>
+
+<p>"I say, Betty, you're absolutely prettier than
+ever," her brother exclaimed, holding her a little
+off from him and surveying her critically; and then
+he seemed to remember his friend's existence, and,
+turning toward him, announced proudly:</p>
+
+<p>"My sister Bertha."</p>
+
+<p>Jack was standing up now and thinking how
+lovely her eyes were just at that instant when they
+were meeting his for the first time, thinking much
+else too. Thinking that Monday was only two
+days away (hang it!); thinking that such a
+<pb n="029" /><anchor id="Pg029" />smile was never known before; thinking that he
+had <hi rend="font-style: italic">years</hi> ahead at college; thinking that the curl
+on her forehead was simply distracting (whereas
+all other like curls were horrid); thinking that he
+might cut college and&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"My chum, Jack Denham," Burnett continued,
+proving in the same instant how rapidly the mind
+may work since his friend had compassed his
+encyclopedia of sentiment and probability between
+the two halves of a formal introduction.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm very glad to meet you, Mr. Denham,"
+she said, putting out her hand&mdash;and he took and
+held it just long enough to realize that he really was
+holding it, before she took it away to keep for her
+own again. "I've often heard of you, and often
+wished I might know you."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm awfully glad to hear you say that," he
+said, "and if I should have the royal luck to be
+next to you at dinner, it doesn't seem to me that I
+shall have the strength to keep from telling
+you why."</p>
+
+<p>She clapped her hands at this, just as a very little
+girl might have done.</p>
+
+<p>"If that is so, I hope that they will put you
+next to me at dinner," she said gayly; "but if they
+don't, you'll tell me some other time, won't you?
+I'm always <hi rend="font-style: italic">so</hi> interested in what people have to
+tell me about myself."
+<pb n="030" /><anchor id="Pg030" /></p>
+
+<p>Burnett began to laugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Jack," he said, "I see that we'd better have a
+clear and above-board understanding right in the
+beginning and so I'll just tell you that this sister
+of mine, who appears so guileless, is the very worst
+flirt ever. She looks honest, but she can't tell the
+truth to save her neck. She means well, but she
+drives folks to suicide just for fun. She'd do anything
+for anybody in general, but when it's a case
+of you individually she won't do a thing to you,
+and you must heed my words and be forewarned
+and forearmed from now on. Mustn't he,
+Betty?"</p>
+
+<p>At this the sister laughed, nodding quite as
+gayly as if it were a laughing matter, instead
+of the opening move in a possibly serious&mdash;tremendously
+serious&mdash;game of life.</p>
+
+<p>"It's awful to have to subscribe to," she said,
+with dancing eyes; "but I'm afraid it's true. I'm
+really quite a reprobate, and I admit it frankly.
+And everyone is so good to me that I never get a
+chance to reform. And so&mdash;and so&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But then, I suppose I ought to warn her about
+you, too," said Burnett, turning suddenly toward
+his friend. "It isn't fair to show her up and not
+show you up, you know. And really, Betty, he's
+almost as bad as you are yourself. I may tell you
+in confidence&mdash;in strict confidence (for it's only
+<pb n="031" /><anchor id="Pg031" />been in a few newspapers)&mdash;that he hasn't got his
+breach-of-promise suit all compromised yet. Ask
+him to deny it, if he can!"</p>
+
+<p>The sister looked suddenly startled and curious
+and Jack felt himself to be blushing desperately.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't look as if he was lying, do I?" he
+asked smiling; "be honest now, for you can see
+that Burnett and I both are."</p>
+
+<p>"No, you don't," she said. "You look as if it
+was a very true bill."</p>
+
+<p>"It is," he said; "and it's going to be an awfully
+big one, too, I'm afraid."</p>
+
+<p>"I wouldn't have thought you were such a bad
+man," said the sister ever so sweetly; "but I like
+bad men. They interest me. They&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"There!&mdash;I see your finish," said Burnett.
+"That's one of her favorite opening plays. It's
+all up with you, Jack, and your aunt will have to
+to go down for another damage suit when you
+begin to perceive that you have had enough of our
+family. But you'll have to get out now, Betty,
+and let him get dressed for dinner. You needn't
+cry about it either for he's even more attractive in
+his glad rags than he is in his railway dust&mdash;my
+word of honor on it."</p>
+
+<p>"I look nice myself when I'm dinner-dressed,"
+said the sister, "so I sympathize with him and I'll
+go with pleasure. Good-bye."
+<pb n="032" /><anchor id="Pg032" /></p>
+
+<p>She sort of backed toward the door and Jack
+sprang to open it for her.</p>
+
+<p>"You can kiss her hand, if you like," Burnett
+said kindly. "They do in Germany, you know.
+I don't mind and mamma needn't know."</p>
+
+<p>"May I?" Jack asked her; and then he caught
+her eye over her brother's bent head and added,
+so quickly that there was hardly any break at all
+between the words: "Some other time?"</p>
+
+<p>"Some other time," she said, with a world of
+meaning in the promise; and then she flashed one
+wonderful look straight into his eyes and was gone.</p>
+
+<p>"Isn't she great?" Burnett asked, unlocking his
+suit-case in the most provokingly every-day style, as
+if this day was an every-day sort of day and not the
+beginning and end of all things. "Oh, I tell you,
+I'm almost dotty over that sister myself."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you suppose that I could manage to have
+her for dinner?" Jack asked, feeling desperately
+how dull any other place at the table would be
+now.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know. When I go down to my
+mother I'll try to manage it; shall I?"</p>
+
+<p>"I wish you would."</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon I can; but, great loads of fire, fellow!
+don't think you can play tag with her, and feel
+funny at the finish. She'll do you up completely,
+and never turn a hair herself. She's always at it.
+<pb n="033" /><anchor id="Pg033" />She don't mean to be cruel, but she's naturally a
+carnivorous animal. It's her little way."</p>
+
+<p>Jack did not look as dismal as he should have
+done; he smiled, and looked out of the window
+instead.</p>
+
+<p>"She'll have to marry someone some day, you
+know," he said thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Have to marry someone some day!" Burnett
+cried. "Why, she is married. Didn't you know
+that?" and he unbuckled the shirt portfolio as he
+spoke just as if calamities and tragedies and shooting
+stars might not follow on the heels of
+such a simple statement as that last.</p>
+
+<p>It was an awful moment, but poor Jack did manage
+to continue looking out of the window. If any greater
+demand had been made upon him he might have
+sunk beneath the double weight.</p>
+
+<p>"No," he said at last, his voice painfully steady;
+"I didn't know it."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett laughed heartlessly, hauling forth his
+apparel with a refined cruelty which took careful
+heed of possible interfolded shoes or cravats.</p>
+
+<p>"She married an Englishman when she was
+nineteen years old," he said. "That was when
+they sent me to Eton that little while,&mdash;until I
+drove the horse through the drug shop. The time
+I told you about, don't you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I remember," said Jack. He observed
+<pb n="034" /><anchor id="Pg034" />with sickening distinctness that the night had begun
+to fall, the river's silver ribbon had become a
+black snake, and that the mountain range beyond
+loomed chill and dark and cheerless. "I guess I
+ought to be getting into my things," he said, moving
+toward his own door.</p>
+
+<p>"There's a bath in here," his friend called after
+him. "We're to divide it."</p>
+
+<p>"Sure," was the reply. It sounded a trifle
+thick.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think that she ought to," said the
+brother to himself, as he began to draw out his
+stick-pin before the mirror, "I don't care if she is
+my favorite sister&mdash;I don't think that she ought
+to."</p>
+
+<p>Then he went on to make ready for the securing
+of his half of the bath, and forthwith forgot his
+sister and his friend.</p>
+</div>
+
+<pb n="035" /><anchor id="Pg035" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Four - Married</head>
+
+
+<p>It was almost like a scene at a ball, the great
+white-and-gold music room before dinner that
+night. The Burnett family proper numbered
+fifteen among themselves, and there were nearly
+thirty guests added. It was entirely too large a
+house party to have handled successfully for very
+long, but it would be most awfully jolly for three
+or four days; and now, when the whole crowd
+were gathered waiting for dinner, the picture was
+one of such bubbling joy that Jack's very heavy
+heart seemed to himself to be terribly out of place
+there and he wondered whether he should be able
+to put up even a fairly presentable front during the
+endless hours that must ensue before the time for
+breaking up arrived.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett took him all around and introduced him
+to people in general, and people in general seemed
+to him to merely bring the fact of her pre-eminence
+more vividly than ever before his mind. He
+found himself looking everywhere but at them too,
+<pb n="036" /><anchor id="Pg036" />and listening with an acutely sensitive ear for
+sounds quite other than those of their various lips.
+But eternal disappointment rewarded his eyes and
+ears. She was nowhere.</p>
+
+<p>So he talked blindly about nothing to all the
+nobodies and laughed stupidly over all their stupidities
+until&mdash;suddenly and without any warning&mdash;a
+fearful jump in his throat sent the mercury in
+his constitution shooting up to 160, and he saw,
+heard, felt, gasped, and knew, that that radiant
+angel in silver tissue who had just entered the
+farther end of the room was indubitably Herself.</p>
+
+<p>(Married!)</p>
+
+<p>He quite forgot who, what and where he was.
+There was a somebody talking to him&mdash;a very
+awful and bony young lady, but she faded so completely
+out of the general scheme of his immediate
+present that all the use he made of her was to stare
+over her head at the distant apparition that was
+become, now and forever, his All in All. The distant
+apparition had not lied when she had told him
+up in her brother's room that she too, looked
+"nice" when dressed for dinner. Only the word
+"nice" was as watered milk to the champagne of
+her appearance. She was gowned superbly and
+her throat and arms were half bared by the folds
+of silvered lace; her hair fitted into the back of
+her neck in the smoothest mass of puffs and coils,
+<pb n="037" /><anchor id="Pg037" />and the curl on her forehead was more distracting
+than ever.</p>
+
+<p>(Married!)</p>
+
+<p>She seemed to be speaking to everyone, and
+everyone seemed to be crowding around her. He
+couldn't go up like everyone else, because the
+awful and bony young lady was talking hard at
+him and heightened her charms with a smile that
+took up two-fifths of her face, and wrinkled all the
+rest.</p>
+
+<p>Her name was Lome&mdash;Maude Lome. He
+knew that she must be a relative without being told,
+because otherwise she wouldn't have been invited
+at all. Anyone could divine that.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, isn't dear Betty just lovely?" this fearful
+freak said. "I think she's just too lovely for
+anything! She's my cousin, you know; we're often
+mistaken for one another."</p>
+
+<p>"I can well believe it," said Jack, heavily, not
+ceasing to stare beyond as he said it.</p>
+
+<p>(Married!)</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you're flattering me! Because she's ever
+so much prettier than I am, and I know it."</p>
+
+<p>He didn't reply. It had suddenly come over
+him to wonder whether there ever had been an
+authentic case of heartbreak. Because he had the
+most terrible ache right in his left side!</p>
+
+<p>(Married! Married!)
+<pb n="038" /><anchor id="Pg038" /></p>
+
+<p>"But, then," Miss Lome continued, "I'm
+younger than she is. Her being married makes
+her seem young, but she's really twenty-four. I'm
+only twenty."</p>
+
+<p>He shut his eyes, and then opened them. He
+wished he hadn't come here, and then grew shivery
+to think that he might have happened not to; and
+all the while that awful twisting and wrenching
+at his heart was getting worse and worse.</p>
+
+<p>(Married! Married! Married!)</p>
+
+<p>Burnett came up just then with a man wearing
+a monocle and presented him to Denham, and
+forthwith handed the bony cousin to his safe-keeping.</p>
+
+<p>"She's a great pill, isn't she?" he began, as
+the couple moved away; and then he stopped short.
+"What's the matter?" he asked. "Sick?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hope not," said Jack, trying to smile.</p>
+
+<p>"You look hipped," his friend said anxiously.
+"Better go get a bracer; you'll have time if you
+hurry. You can't be sick before dinner, because
+I've been moving all the cards around so as to get
+Betty next to you, and I could never get them back
+as they were before if you gave out at the last minute."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe I'm ill," said Jack, trying to
+realize whether the news that she was to be his (for
+dinner) made him feel any better or only just about
+<pb n="039" /><anchor id="Pg039" />the same. "I don't know what ails me. Do I
+look seedy?"</p>
+
+<p>"You look sort of knocked out, that's all," said
+Burnett. "Perhaps, though, it was just the having
+to talk to my cousin Maude so long. Isn't
+she the limit, though? But I'll tell you the one
+big thing about that girl: She's just the biggest
+kind of a catch. She was my uncle's eldest child;
+she's worth twelve times what any of us ever will
+be."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure she'll need it," said Jack heartily.</p>
+
+<p>"You're right there," laughed his friend;
+"but you've got to hurry and get your brandy now
+if you want it, because they'll be going out in a
+minute."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm all right," said the poor chap, straightening
+his shoulders back a little. "I can make
+out well enough, I'm sure. I think I'd better go
+over by your sister and let her know that I'm ready
+when the hour of need shall strike."</p>
+
+<p>Burnet nodded and then he went on and his
+friend walked down the room, no one but himself
+knowing that he was making his way into the lion's
+(or, rather, lioness's) den.</p>
+
+<p>And then he paused there beside her. Oh! she
+Was seven million times lovelier close to than far
+away. All the rot about Venus and statues and
+paintings and Helen of Troy was nowhere beside
+<pb n="040" /><anchor id="Pg040" />Her and he felt his strength come surging mightily
+upward and then&mdash;oh Heavens!</p>
+
+<p>She looked up&mdash;looked so sweetly up&mdash;right
+into his eyes and smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"I expect you are to take me into dinner," she
+said; and at her words the man who had been
+talking to her murmured something meaningless
+and got out of their way.</p>
+
+<p>"I believe so," he said.</p>
+
+<p>She rose and he noticed that the top of her head
+was just level with his coat lapel. He wondered,
+with a miserable pang, where she came to on her
+husband's coat and with the wonder his surging
+strength surged suddenly out to sea again and left
+him feeling like Samson when he awoke to the
+realization of his haircut.</p>
+
+<p>"Dinner's very late," she said, quite as if life
+presented no problem whatever; "you see, it's the
+first big company in the house. We were only
+seventeen last night, and to-night we're forty-five.
+It makes a difference."</p>
+
+<p>"I can imagine so," he said. He was suddenly
+acutely aware of feeling very awkward, and of
+finding her different&mdash;quite different from what
+she had seemed up in her brother's room.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it?" she asked after a minute, looking
+up at him; and then she showed that she was
+conscious of the change, for she added: "Something
+<pb n="041" /><anchor id="Pg041" />has happened; Bob has been saying mean
+things about me to you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he did tell me something," he admitted;
+and just then the butler announced dinner.</p>
+
+<p>"What did he tell you?" she asked, as they
+moved away. "How could he say anything worse
+than what he said before me?"</p>
+
+<p>"He told me something that was worse&mdash;much
+worse."</p>
+
+<p>She looked troubled and as if she did not understand.</p>
+
+<p>"But he said that I was a flirt, and that I
+couldn't speak the truth, and that I drove people&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I remember all that; but this was infinitely worse."</p>
+
+<p>"Infinitely worse!"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>She stopped in an angle where the big room
+dwindled into a narrow gallery, and stared astonished.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't at all understand," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"No, you can't," he said, "and I can't tell you&mdash;I
+mustn't tell you&mdash;how terrible it is to me to
+look at you and think of what he told me."</p>
+
+<p>After a second she went on again and presently
+they entered the dining-room. The confusion of
+rustling skirts and sliding chairs quite covered
+<pb n="042" /><anchor id="Pg042" />their speech for a moment and made them seem
+almost alone. Her hand had been resting on his
+arm and now she drew it out, looking up at him
+again as she did so. Her eyes had a premonitory
+mist over them.</p>
+
+<p>"For Heaven's sake," she said very earnestly,
+"tell me what he said?"</p>
+
+<p>He was silent.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell me," she pleaded.</p>
+
+<p>He was still silent.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell me," she said imperiously.</p>
+
+<p>He continued silent. They sat down.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Denham," she said, as she took up her
+napkin, and her voice grew very low, and yet he
+heard, "I don't think that we can pretend to be
+joking any longer. You are my brother's friend,
+and I am a married woman. Please treat me as
+you should."</p>
+
+<p>"That's just it," said Jack; "that's all there is
+to it. It wouldn't have amounted to anything
+except for that&mdash;or perhaps, if it hadn't been
+for that, it might have amounted to a great
+deal."</p>
+
+<p>"If it hadn't been for what?"</p>
+
+<p>"For your being married."</p>
+
+<p>She quite started in her seat.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"You see I never knew it before."
+<pb n="043" /><anchor id="Pg043" /></p>
+
+<p>"You never knew what before?"</p>
+
+<p>"That you were married."</p>
+
+<p>"Until when?"</p>
+
+<p>"Until after you went out of the room to-night."</p>
+
+<p>The men were putting the clams around. She
+seemed to reflect. And then she peppered and
+salted them before she spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Bob is very wrong to talk so," she said at last,
+picking up her fork, "when you're his friend, too."</p>
+
+<p>He poked his clams&mdash;he hated clams.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose men think it's amusing to do such
+things," she continued, "but I think it's as ill-bred
+as practical joking."</p>
+
+<p>"But you are married," he said, trying fiercely
+to pepper some taste into the tasteless things before
+him.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I'm married," she admitted tranquilly,
+"but, then, my husband went to Africa so soon
+afterwards that he hardly seemed to count at all.
+And then he was killed there; so, after that, he
+seemed to count less than ever."</p>
+
+<p>The air danced exclamation points and the man
+on the other side spoke to her then so that her turning
+to answer him gave Jack time to rally his wits.</p>
+
+<p>(A widow!)</p>
+
+<p>Then she turned back and said:</p>
+
+<p>"I think Bob mystified you unnecessarily. Of
+course I don't flatter myself that you've suffered."
+<pb n="044" /><anchor id="Pg044" /></p>
+
+<p>"Oh, but I have," he hastened to assure her.</p>
+
+<p>(A widow! A widow!)</p>
+
+<p>"But it always makes a difference whether a
+woman is married or not."</p>
+
+<p>"I should say it did," he interrupted again.
+"It makes all the difference in the world."</p>
+
+<p>At that she laughed outright, and someone suddenly
+abstracted the distasteful clams and substituted
+for them a golden and glorious soup, and
+music sounded forth from some invisible quartet,
+and&mdash;and&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>(A widow! A widow! A widow!)</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="045" /><anchor id="Pg045" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Five - The Day After Falling in Love</head>
+
+
+<p>The next day was a very memorable day
+for Jack. The day after a falling in love
+is always a red-letter day; but the day after
+the falling in love&mdash;ah!</p>
+
+<p>One looks back&mdash;far back&mdash;to the day before,
+and those hours of the day before, when her sun
+had not yet dawned, and struggles to recollect
+what ends life could have represented then.
+And one looks forward to the next day, the next
+week, the next year&mdash;but, particularly to the next
+morning with sensations as indescribable as they
+are delightful.</p>
+
+<p>Whichever way you tip it, the kaleidoscope of
+the future arranges itself in equally attractive
+shapes of rainbow hue, and the prospect over land
+or sea&mdash;even if it is raining&mdash;looks brilliant green,
+and brighter red, and brightest yellow.</p>
+
+<p>Upon that glorious "next day" of Jack's the
+weather was quite a thing apart for February&mdash;partaking
+of the warmth of May, and owing that
+fact to a sun which early June need not have
+<pb n="046" /><anchor id="Pg046" />scorned to own. Under the circumstances the
+house party overflowed the house and ravaged the
+surrounding country, and Jack and Mrs. Rosscott
+began it all by having the highest cart and the
+fastest cob in the stables and making for the forest
+just as the clock was tolling ten.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you want a groom?" asked Burnett, who
+was occasionally very cruel.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm not going to wait for him to get
+ready now," replied his sister, who had sharp wits
+and did not disdain to give even her own family the
+benefit of them.</p>
+
+<p>Then she gathered up the reins and whip in a
+most scientific manner, and they were off. Jack
+folded his arms. He was simply flooded, drenched,
+and saturated with joy. The evening before
+had been Elysium when she had only been his
+now and again for a minute's conversation, but
+now she was to be his and his alone until&mdash;until they
+came back&mdash;and his mind seemed able to grasp no
+dearer outlines of the form which Bliss Incarnate
+may be supposed to take. He didn't care where
+they went or what they saw or what they talked of,
+just if only he and she might be going, seeing, and
+talking for the benefit of one another and of one
+another alone.</p>
+
+<p>They bowled away upon a firm, hard road that
+skirted the park, and then plunged deeply into the
+<pb n="047" /><anchor id="Pg047" />forest. Mrs. Rosscott handled the reins and the
+whip with the hands of an expert.</p>
+
+<p>"I like to drive," said she.</p>
+
+<p>"You appear to," he answered.</p>
+
+<p>"I like to do everything," she said. "I'm very
+athletic and energetic."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad of that," he told her warmly. "I
+like athletic girls."</p>
+
+<p>He really thought that he was speaking the
+truth, although upon that first day if she had declared
+herself lazy and languid he would have
+found her equally to his taste&mdash;because it was the
+first day.</p>
+
+<p>"That's kind of you, after my speech," she said
+smiling, "but let's wait a bit before we begin to
+talk about me. Let us talk about you first&mdash;you're
+the company, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"But there's nothing to tell about me," said
+Jack, "except that I'm always in difficulties&mdash;financial&mdash;or
+otherwise,&mdash;oftenest 'otherwise,' I
+must confess."</p>
+
+<p>"But you have a rich aunt, haven't you?" said
+Mrs. Rosscott. "I thought that I had heard about
+your aunt."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, I have a rich aunt," Jack said, laughing,
+"and I can assure you that if I am not much
+credit to my aunt, my aunt is the greatest possible
+credit to me."
+<pb n="048" /><anchor id="Pg048" /></p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I've heard that, too," said Mrs. Rosscott,
+joining in the laugh, "you see I'm well posted."</p>
+
+<p>"If you're so well posted as to me," Jack said,
+"do be kind and post me a little as to yourself.
+You don't need information and I do."</p>
+
+<p>She turned and looked at him.</p>
+
+<p>"What shall I tell you first?" she inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell me what you like and what you don't like&mdash;and
+that will give me courage to do the same
+later," he added boldly.</p>
+
+<p>She laughed outright at that and then sobered
+quickly.</p>
+
+<p>"I told you that I liked to drive and to do everything,"
+she said lightly; "what else do you want to
+know about?"</p>
+
+<p>"What you dislike."</p>
+
+<p>"But I don't know of anything that I dislike;"
+she said thoughtfully&mdash;"perhaps I don't like
+England; I am not sure, though. I had a pretty
+good time there after all&mdash;only you know, being
+in mourning was so stupid. And then, too, I didn't
+fit into their ideas. I really didn't seem to get the
+true inwardness of what was expected of me. Oh,
+I never dared let them know at home what a
+failure I was as an Englishwoman. I mortified
+my husband's sisters all the time. Just think&mdash;after
+a whole year I often forgot to say 'Fancy
+now!' and used to say 'Good gracious!' instead."
+<pb n="049" /><anchor id="Pg049" /></p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"My husband's sisters were very unhappy about
+it. They did want to love me, because I had so
+much money; but it was tough work for them.
+Did you ever know any middle-aged English young
+ladies?" she asked him suddenly.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I never did," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Really, they seem to be a thing apart that can't
+grow anywhere but in England. Every married
+man has not less than two, nor more than three, and
+they always are a little gray and embroider very
+nicely. Someone told me that as long as there's
+any hope they wear stout boots and walk about and
+hunt, but as soon as it's hopeless they take to embroidering."</p>
+
+<p>"It must be rather a blue day for them when
+they decide definitely to make the change," said
+Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"I never thought of that," said Mrs. Rosscott
+soberly. "Of course it must! I was always very
+good to them. I gave them ever so many things
+that I could have used longer myself, and they used
+to set pieces of muslin in behind the open-work
+places and wear them."</p>
+
+<p>She sighed.</p>
+
+<p>"It's quite as bad as being a Girton girl," she
+said. "Do you know what a Girton girl is?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't."
+<pb n="050" /><anchor id="Pg050" /></p>
+
+<p>"It's a girl from Girton College. It's the most
+awful freak you ever saw. They're really quite
+beyond everything. They're so homely, and their
+hands and feet are so enormous, and their pins
+never pin, and their belts never belt. And no one
+has ever married one of them yet!"</p>
+
+<p>She paused dramatically.</p>
+
+<p>"I won't either, then," he declared.</p>
+
+<p>She laughed at that, and touched up the cob a
+trifle.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you live long in England?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Forever!" she answered with emphasis; "at
+least it seemed like forever. Mamma left me
+there when I was nineteen (she married me off
+before she left me, of course) and I stayed there
+until last winter&mdash;until I was out of my mourning,
+you know&mdash;and then I was on the Continent for a
+while, and then I returned to papa."</p>
+
+<p>"How do we strike you after your long
+absence?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you suit me admirably," she said, turning
+and smiling squarely into his face; "only the terrible 'and'
+of the majority does get on my nerves
+somewhat."</p>
+
+<p>"What 'and'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Haven't you noticed? Why when an American
+runs out of talking material he just rests on one
+poor little 'and' until a fresh run of thought overwhelms
+<pb n="051" /><anchor id="Pg051" />him; you listen to the next person you're
+talking with, and you'll hear what I mean."</p>
+
+<p>Jack reflected.</p>
+
+<p>"I will," he said at last.</p>
+
+<p>The road went sweeping in and out among a
+thicket of bare tree trunks and brown copses, and
+the sunlight fell out of the blue sky above straight
+down upon their heads.</p>
+
+<p>"If it don't annoy you, my referring to England
+so often," said she presently, "I will state that
+this reminds me of Kaysmere, the country place of
+my father-in-law."</p>
+
+<p>"Is your father-in-law living yet?"</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me, yes&mdash;and still has hold of the title
+that I supposed I was getting when I was married
+to his eldest son. My father-in-law is a particularly
+healthy old gentleman of eighty. He was
+forty years old when he married. He didn't
+expect to marry, you know&mdash;he couldn't see his
+way to ever affording it. But he jumped into the
+title suddenly and then, of course, he married right
+away. He had to. You'd know what a hurry
+he must have been in to look at my mamma-in-law's
+portrait."</p>
+
+<p>"Was she so very beautiful?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; she was so very homely. Maude's very
+like her."</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed.
+<pb n="052" /><anchor id="Pg052" /></p>
+
+<p>She laughed, too.</p>
+
+<p>"Aren't we happy together?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"My sky knows but one cloud," he rejoined,
+"and that is that Monday comes after Sunday."</p>
+
+<p>"But we shall meet again," said Mrs. Rosscott.
+"Because," she added mischievously, "I don't suppose
+that it's on account of my cousin Maude that
+you rebel at the approach of Monday."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Jack. "It may not be polite to say
+so to you, but I wasn't in the least thinking of your
+cousin."</p>
+
+<p>"Poor girl!" said Mrs. Rosscott thoughtfully;
+"and she was so sweet to you, too. Mustn't it be
+terrible to have a face like that?"</p>
+
+<p>"It must indeed," said Jack; "I can think of
+but one thing worse."</p>
+
+<p>"What?"</p>
+
+<p>"To marry a face like that."</p>
+
+<p>She laughed again.</p>
+
+<p>"You're cruel," she declared; "after all her
+face isn't her fortune, so what does it matter?"</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't matter at all to me," said Jack. "I
+know of very few things that can matter less to me
+than Miss Lorne's face."</p>
+
+<p>"Now, you're cruel again; and she was so nice to
+you too. Absolutely, I don't believe that the edges
+of her smile came together once while she was
+talking to you last night."
+<pb n="053" /><anchor id="Pg053" /></p>
+
+<p>"Did you spy on us to that extent?" said Jack.
+"I wouldn't have believed it of you."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm very awful," she said airily. "You'll
+be more surprised the farther you penetrate into
+the wilderness of my ways."</p>
+
+<p>"And when will I have a chance to plunge into
+the jungle, do you think?"</p>
+
+<p>"Any Saturday or Sunday that you happen to
+be in town."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you going to live in town?"</p>
+
+<p>"For a while. I've taken a house until the
+beginning of July. I expect some friends over,
+and I want to entertain them."</p>
+
+<p>Jack felt the sky above become refulgent. He
+was in the habit of spending every Saturday night
+in the city&mdash;he and Burnett together.</p>
+
+<p>"May I come as often as I like?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly," said she; "because you know if
+you should come too often I can tell the man at the
+door to say I'm 'not at home' to you."</p>
+
+<p>"But if he ever says: 'She's not at home to you,'
+I shall walk right in and fall upon the man that you
+are being at home to just then."</p>
+
+<p>"But he is a very large man," said Mrs. Rosscott
+seriously; "he's larger than you are, I think."</p>
+
+<p>Jack felt the blue heavens breaking up into thunderbolts
+for his head at <hi rend="font-style: italic">this</hi> speech.</p>
+
+<p>"But I'm 'way over six feet," he said, his heart
+<pb n="054" /><anchor id="Pg054" />going heavily faster, even while he told himself
+that he might have known it, anyhow.</p>
+
+<p>"He's all of six feet two," she said meditatively.
+"I do believe he's even taller. I remember
+liking him at the first glance, just because he
+struck me as so royal looking."</p>
+
+<p>He was miserably conscious of acute distress.</p>
+
+<p>"Do&mdash;do you mind my smoking?" he
+stammered.</p>
+
+<p>(Might have known that, of course, there was
+bound to be someone like that.)</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," she rejoined amiably. "I like
+the odor of cigarettes. Shall I stop a little, while
+you set yourself afire?"</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't necessary," he said. "I can set myself
+afire under any circumstances."</p>
+
+<p>He lit a cigarette.</p>
+
+<p>"Is he English?" he couldn't help asking then.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said; "I like the English."</p>
+
+<p>"You appear to like everything to-day." He
+did not intend to seem bitter, but he did it unintentionally.</p>
+
+<p>(Confounded luck some fellows have.)</p>
+
+<p>"I do. I'm very well content to-day."</p>
+
+<p>He was silent, thinking.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," she queried, after a while.</p>
+
+<p>He pulled himself together with an effort.</p>
+
+<p>"I think perhaps it's just as well," he said.
+<pb n="055" /><anchor id="Pg055" /></p>
+
+<p>"What is just as well?"</p>
+
+<p>"That I know."</p>
+
+<p>"Know what?"</p>
+
+<p>"About him. I shan't ever take the chances of
+calling on you now."</p>
+
+<p>She laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"He wouldn't put you out unless I told him
+to," she said. "You needn't be too afraid of him,
+you know."</p>
+
+<p>His face grew a trifle flushed.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not afraid," he said, as coldly as it was in
+him to speak; "but I'll leave him the field."</p>
+
+<p>She turned and looked at him.</p>
+
+<p>"The field?" she asked, with puzzled eyebrows.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>Then she frowned for an instant, and then a
+species of thought-ray suddenly flew across her
+face and she burst out laughing.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, I do believe," she cried merrily, "I do
+believe you're jealous of the man at the door."</p>
+
+<p>"Weren't you speaking of a man in the drawing-room?"
+he asked, all her phrases recurring to his
+mind together.</p>
+
+<p>"No," she said laughing; "I was speaking of
+my footman. Oh, you are so funny."</p>
+
+<p>The way the sun shone suddenly again! His
+horizon glowed so madly that he quite lost his head
+<pb n="056" /><anchor id="Pg056" />and leaning quickly downward seized her hand in
+its little tan driving glove of stitched dogskin, and
+kissed it&mdash;reins and all.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not funny," he said, "it was the most
+natural thing in the world."</p>
+
+<p>She was laughing, but she curbed it.</p>
+
+<p>"You'd better not be foolish," she said warningly.
+"It don't mix well with college."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm thinking of cutting college," he declared
+boldly.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't let us decide on anything definite until
+we've known one another twenty-four hours," she
+said, looking at him with a gravity that was almost
+maternal; and then she turned the horse's head
+toward home.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="057" /><anchor id="Pg057" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Six - The Other Man</head>
+
+<p>That evening Burnett felt it necessary to
+give his friend a word of warning.</p>
+
+<p>"Holloway's going to take Betty in to-night,"
+he said, as they descended the tower stairs
+together.</p>
+
+<p>"Who's Holloway?" Jack asked.</p>
+
+<p>"You can't expect to have her all the time, you
+know," Burnett continued: "She's really one of
+the biggest guns here, even if she is one of the
+family."</p>
+
+<p>"Who's Holloway?"</p>
+
+<p>"Last night the <hi rend="font-style: italic">mater</hi> had her all mapped out
+for General Jiggs, and I had an awful time getting
+her off his hook and on to yours, and then you
+drove her all this morning and walked her all the
+afternoon, and the old lady says she's got to play
+in Holloway's yard to-night&mdash;jus' lil' bit, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Who's Holloway?" Jack demanded.</p>
+
+<p>"You know Horace Holloway; we were up
+at his place once for the night. Don't you remember?"
+<pb n="058" /><anchor id="Pg058" /></p>
+
+<p>"I remember his place well enough; but he
+hadn't got in when we came, and hadn't got up
+when we left, so his features aren't as distinctly
+imprinted on my memory as they might be."</p>
+
+<p>"That's so," said Burnett, pushing aside the
+curtains that concealed the foot of the wee stair;
+"I'd forgotten. Well, you'll meet him to-night,
+anyhow; he came on the five-five. Holly's a nice
+fellow, only he's so darned over-full of good advice
+that he keeps you feeling withersome."</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"Did he ever give you any advice?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Why?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't recollect your taking it."</p>
+
+<p>"I never take anything," said Burnett; "I consider
+it more blessed to give than to receive&mdash;as
+regards good advice anyhow."</p>
+
+<p>"Who will I have for dinner?" Jack asked
+presently, glancing around to see if there were any
+silver tissues or distracting curls in sight.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," his friend replied, rather hesitatingly,
+"you must expect to balance up for last night, I
+reckon."</p>
+
+<p>"Your cousin, I suppose!"</p>
+
+<p>Burnett nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"She wanted you," he said. "She's taken a
+fancy to you; and she can afford to marry for
+love," he added.
+<pb n="059" /><anchor id="Pg059" /></p>
+
+<p>"I'm thankful that I can, too," the other answered
+fervently.</p>
+
+<p>His friend laughed at the fervor.</p>
+
+<p>"You make me think of her teacher," he said.
+"She sings, and when she was sixteen she meant
+to outrank Patti; she was lots homelier then."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say!" Jack cried. "I can believe 'most
+anything, but&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Burnett laughed and then sobered.</p>
+
+<p>"She was," he said solemnly; "she really and
+truly <hi rend="font-style: italic">was</hi>. And her mother said to her teacher,&mdash;there
+in Dresden: 'She will be the greatest soprano,
+won't she?' And he said: 'Madame,
+she has only that one chance&mdash;to be <hi rend="font-style: italic">the</hi>
+greatest.'"</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"But why 'Lorne'?" he asked suddenly.
+"Why not 'Burnett,' since she's your uncle's
+child?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's straight enough; there's a hyphen
+there. My uncle died and my aunt married a title.
+My aunt's Lady Chiheleywicks, but the family
+name is Lorne. And you pronounce my aunt's
+name Chix."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad I know," said Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, we're great on titles," said Burnett, modestly.
+"If the Boers hadn't killed Col. Rosscott,
+Betty would have been a Lady, too, some day. But
+<pb n="060" /><anchor id="Pg060" />as it is&mdash;" he added thoughtfully, "she's nothing
+but a widow."</p>
+
+<p>"'Nothing but'!" Jack cried indignantly.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, well," said Burnett, "of course it's great,
+her being a widow&mdash;but then she'd have been great
+the other way too."</p>
+
+<p>"But if he was English and a colonel," Jack
+said suddenly, "he must have been all of&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Fifty!" interposed Burnett; "oh, he was!
+Maybe more, but he dyed his hair. It was a
+splendid match for her. It isn't every girl who
+can get a&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Their conversation was suddenly cut short by
+voices, accompanied by a sort of sweet and silky
+storm of little rustles and the sound of feet&mdash;little
+feet&mdash;coming down the great hall. Aunt Mary's
+nephew felt himself suddenly wondering if any
+other fellow present had such a tempest within his
+bosom as he himself was conscious of attempting
+to regulate unperceived.</p>
+
+<p>And then, after all, she wasn't among the influx!
+Miss Maude, was, though, and he had to
+go up to her and talk to her; and terribly dull hard
+labor it was.</p>
+
+<p>While he was rolling the Sisyphus stone of conversation
+uphill for the sixth or seventh time, Jack
+noticed a gentleman pass by and throw a more than
+ordinarily interesting glance their way. He was
+<pb n="061" /><anchor id="Pg061" />a very well-built, fairly good-sized man of thirty-five
+or forty years, with a handsome, uninteresting
+face and heavy, sleepy dark eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Who is that?" he asked of his companion, his
+curiosity supplementing his wish that she would begin
+to bear her share of the burden of her entertainment.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you know?" she said in surprise.
+"That's Mr. Holloway. He's just come. Oh,
+he's so horrid! I think he's just too awfully
+horrid for any use."</p>
+
+<p>"Why?"</p>
+
+<p>"Because he does such mean things. I just
+know Bob must have told you how he treated me.
+Bob's always telling it. Surely he's told you. It's
+his favorite story."</p>
+
+<p>"No, never," said Jack (his eyes riveted on
+the staircase); "he never told me. But do tell me.
+I'll enjoy hearing your side of it."</p>
+
+<p>"But I haven't any side. It's just Horace Holloway's
+meanness. There's nothing funny."</p>
+
+<p>"But tell me anyway."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you really want to hear?"</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed, I do."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it's just that we were up in the mountains,
+and I was rowing myself, and the boat didn't
+go well, and Mr. Holloway came down off the
+hotel piazza and called to me that she needed ballast,
+<pb n="062" /><anchor id="Pg062" />and&mdash;and I said: 'Is that the trouble?' And
+he said: 'Yes, row ashore, and I'll ballast you.'
+And so, of course I rowed ashore to get him, and
+(of course, I supposed he meant himself), and
+when I was up by the dock he picked up a great
+stone and dropped it in, and shoved me off, and
+called after me: 'She'll go better now,' and&mdash;everyone laughed!"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Lome stopped, breathless.</p>
+
+<p>"I never would have believed it of him," Jack
+exclaimed, turning to see where Holloway kept his
+sense of humor; but just as his eye fell upon the
+latter, the latter's eyes altered and suddenly became
+so bright and intent that his observer involuntarily
+turned his own gaze quickly in the same
+direction.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mrs. Rosscott who was approaching, all
+in cerise with lines of Chantilly lace sweeping
+about her. It seemed a cruelty to every woman
+present that she should be so beautiful. Jack
+wanted to fly and fall at her feet, but he couldn't,
+of course&mdash;he was tied to her hyphenated cousin.</p>
+
+<p>But Holloway went forward and greeted her
+with all possible <hi rend="font-style: italic">empressement,</hi> and the man who
+was so much his junior felt an awful weight of
+youth upon him as he saw her led out of his sight.</p>
+
+<p>"I think dear Betty will marry Mr. Holloway,"
+her cousin chirped blandly, thus settling her fate
+<pb n="063" /><anchor id="Pg063" />forever. "He came over in her party, you know,
+and&mdash;she's always been fond of him."</p>
+
+<p>Jack suddenly recollected how Mrs. Rosscott
+had commented on the terrible tendency to land
+upon "and," and wondered why he had never
+noticed before how disagreeable said tendency was.</p>
+
+<p>(Going to marry Holloway!)</p>
+
+<p>"But, then, dear Cousin Betty's such a coquette
+that no one can ever tell whom she does like.
+She's very insincere."</p>
+
+<p>Jack twisted uneasily. If there was any comfort
+to be derived from Miss Lorne's last speech,
+it was certainly of a most chilly sort.</p>
+
+<p>(Probably going to marry Holloway!)</p>
+
+<p>"Now, I think it's too bad, when there are so
+many simple, sweet girls in the world, that men
+seem to adore those that flirt like dear Cousin
+Betty. I don't approve of flirting anyway. I
+wouldn't flirt for anything. I don't want to break
+men's hearts."</p>
+
+<p>"That's awfully good of you," Jack said, looking
+eagerly to where Holloway and Mrs. Rosscott
+stood together.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no it isn't," said Miss Lorne, "I don't
+take any credit for it&mdash;I was born so. Dear
+Betty was a regular flirt when she was ever so
+small, but I never was. I'm sincere and I can't
+take any credit for it. I was born so."
+<pb n="064" /><anchor id="Pg064" /></p>
+
+<p>Holloway was talking and Mrs. Rosscott's eyes
+were uplifted to his. Jack was sure there was
+adoration in them. He knew Holloway was in
+love with her. How could he be a man and help
+it. Oh, it was damnable&mdash;unbearable.</p>
+
+<p>He stood up suddenly. He couldn't help it.
+He was crazed, maddened, choked, stifled. The
+fates must intervene and rescue his reason or
+else&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>There was a blessed sound&mdash;the announcing of
+dinner.</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 5" />
+
+<p>Later there was music in the great white salon
+where the organ was. Maude Lome sang, and
+the man with the monocle accompanied her on the
+organ. Mrs. Rosscott sat on a divan between
+Holloway and General Jiggs. Jack was left out
+in the cold.</p>
+
+<p>(Surely in love with Holloway!)</p>
+
+<p>It was only twenty-six hours since he had first
+met her, and he hated to consider his life as unalterably
+blasted, or to even give up the fight.
+Nevertheless, whenever he looked across the room
+he saw fresh signs of the most awful kind. Even
+the way that she didn't trouble to trouble over the
+one man, but devoted herself to General Jiggs, was
+in itself a very bad portent. Well, such was life
+and one must bear it somehow and be a man.
+<pb n="065" /><anchor id="Pg065" />Probably he would suffer less after the first five or
+ten years&mdash;he hoped so at any rate. But, great
+heavens, what a fearful prospect until those first
+five or ten years were gone by!</p>
+
+<p>Finally he went up to his own room and put on
+another collar and sat down at the open window
+and thought about it for a good while all quiet and
+alone by himself. After that he went back downstairs.</p>
+
+<p>She was gone, and Holloway, too. He felt
+freshly unhappy. When you come to consider,
+it was so damned unjust for one man to be
+thirty-five while another&mdash;just as decent a fellow
+in every way&mdash;was in college. He&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>A hand touched his arm.</p>
+
+<p>He turned from where he was standing in the
+window recess, and looked into her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm very wicked, am I not?" she asked, looking
+up at him so straight and honest.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't admit that," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>"But I am. I know it myself. What Bob
+told you was all true. I'm a heartless wretch."</p>
+
+<p>She spoke so earnestly that his heart sank lower
+and lower.</p>
+
+<p>"I wanted to speak to you about to-morrow
+morning," she said, after a little pause. "You
+know we were going to drive at ten together, and&mdash;and
+I wondered if&mdash;you see, Mr. Holloway's
+<pb n="066" /><anchor id="Pg066" />an old friend, and he's had so much to tell me to-night,
+and he isn't half through&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She was drawing him with a chain, a hair chain,
+which she had woven out of her eyelashes in the
+twinkling of an eye (either eye).</p>
+
+<p>He felt himself helpless&mdash;and choked.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course I don't mind. You go with him.
+It's quite one to me."</p>
+
+<p>She gave a tiny little start.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I didn't mean that at all," she cried. "I
+meant&mdash;I meant&mdash;you see it's all been a little tiring&mdash;and
+to-morrow's Sunday anyway and I&mdash;I
+Wanted to&mdash;to ask you if we couldn't go out at
+eleven instead of ten?"</p>
+
+<p>She looked so sweetly questioning, and his relief
+was so great, and his joy&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>(Probably don't care a rap for Holloway!)</p>
+
+<p>&mdash;so intense, that he could hardly refrain from
+seizing her in his arms.</p>
+
+<p>But he only seized her little hand instead and
+pressed it fervently to his lips. When he raised
+his eyes she was smiling, and her smile filled him
+with happiness.</p>
+
+<p>"You're such a boy!" she said softly, and
+turned and left him there in the window recess
+alone again,&mdash;but this time he didn't care.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="067" /><anchor id="Pg067" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Seven - Developments</head>
+
+
+<p>It was during that drive the next morning that
+Jack buoyed up by memories of Saturday and
+hopes of coming Saturdays, poured out the
+history of his life at Mrs. Rosscott's knees. He
+told her the whole story of Aunt Mary, and <hi rend="font-style: italic">his</hi> side
+of the cat, the cabman, and Kalamazoo. It interested
+her, for she had arrived too recently to have
+had the full details in the newspapers beforehand,
+but when he spoke of Aunt Mary's last letter she
+grew large-eyed and shook her head gravely.</p>
+
+<p>"You will have to be very good now," she said
+seriously.</p>
+
+<p>"Why?" he asked. "Just to keep from being
+disinherited? That wouldn't be so awful."</p>
+
+<p>"Wouldn't it be awful to you?" she asked,
+turning her bright eyes upon him. "What could
+be worse?"</p>
+
+<p>"Things," he said very vaguely.</p>
+
+<p>Then she touched up the cob a little; and, after
+a minute or two, as she said nothing, he continued:</p>
+
+<p>"I almost fancy quitting college and going to
+work. I was thinking about it last night."
+<pb n="068" /><anchor id="Pg068" /></p>
+
+<p>She touched up the cob a little more, and
+remained silent.</p>
+
+<p>Finally he said:</p>
+
+<p>"What would you think of my doing that?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," she said slowly. "You see,
+I'm a great philosopher. I never fret or worry,
+because I regard it as useless; similarly, I never
+rebel at the way fate shapes my life&mdash;I regard that
+as something past helping. I believe in predestination;
+do you?"</p>
+
+<p>She turned and looked at him so seriously&mdash;so
+unlike her <hi rend="font-style: italic">riante</hi> self&mdash;that he felt startled, and did
+not know what to say for a minute.</p>
+
+<p>Then:</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," he said slowly; "I don't know
+that I dare to. It rather startles me to think that
+maybe all of our future is laid out now."</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't startle me," she said. "It seems
+to me the natural plan of the universe. I believe
+that everything that crosses our path&mdash;down to
+the tiniest gnat&mdash;comes there in the fulfillment of
+a purpose."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure that all the mosquitoes that ever
+crossed my path came there in the fulfillment of a
+purpose," Jack interrupted. "I never doubted
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">that</hi>."</p>
+
+<p>She smiled a little.</p>
+
+<p>"It's the same with people," she went on.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image02" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image02.png">
+<head rend="text-align: center">"Do not let us play any longer,' she said. 'Let us be in earnest.'"</head>
+<figDesc>Illustration 2</figDesc></figure></p><p></p>
+
+<pb n="069" /><anchor id="Pg069" />
+
+<p>"Only less painful," he interrupted again.</p>
+
+<p>"Sometimes not," she said, with a look that
+silenced him. "Sometimes much more so&mdash;my
+Cousin Maude, for example."</p>
+
+<p>"Hip, hip, hurrah for the mosquito!" he murmured.
+They laughed softly together. Then
+she grew earnest, and looked so grave that he became
+serious too.</p>
+
+<p>"There is always a purpose," she said, with a
+touch of some feeling which he had never guessed
+at. "If you and I have met, it is because we are
+to have some influence over one another. I can't
+just see how; I can't form any idea&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I can," he said eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>She looked up so suddenly and steadily that he
+was silent.</p>
+
+<p>"Do not let us play any longer," she said.
+"Let us be in earnest."</p>
+
+<p>"But I am in earnest," he asseverated.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't know what I mean," she went on
+very gently. "You're in college. Let's fight it
+out on those lines if it takes all summer."</p>
+
+<p>He looked up into her face and loved her better
+than ever for the frank kindliness that shone in
+her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"All right, if you say so," he vowed.</p>
+
+<p>"I do say so," she said. "I like to see men
+stick it through in college if they begin. I like to
+<pb n="070" /><anchor id="Pg070" />see people finish up every one of life's jobs that they
+set out on."</p>
+
+<p>"But I'm coming to see you in town, you know,"
+he went on with great apparent irrelevance.</p>
+
+<p>She laughed merrily.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, surely. You must promise me that.&mdash;No,"
+she stopped and looked thoughtful, "I'll tell
+you what I want you to promise me. Promise me
+that you'll come once a week or else write me why
+you can't come. Will you?"</p>
+
+<p>"You can't suppose that you'll ever see my handwriting
+under such circumstances&mdash;can you?" Jack
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>She laughed again.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it a promise?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, it's a promise."</p>
+
+<p>Oh, joy unmeasured in the time of spring! No
+other February like that had ever been for them&mdash;nor
+ever would be. The drive came to an end, the
+day came to an end, but the good-nights, which
+were good-bys, too, were not so fraught with hopelessness
+as he had dreaded, for the promise asked
+and given paved a broad road illuminated by the
+most hopeful kind of stars,&mdash;a broad road leading
+straight from college to town,&mdash;and his fancy
+showed him a figure treading it often. A figure
+that was his own.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="071" /><anchor id="Pg071" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Eight - The Resolution He Took</head>
+
+
+<p>That first meeting was in February, you
+know, and by the last of April it had been
+followed by so many others that Burnett
+remarked one day to his chum:</p>
+
+<p>"Say, aren't you going a little faster than
+auntie'll stand for?"</p>
+
+<p>Jack turned in surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"I never went so straight in my life before," he
+exclaimed, not in indignation but in astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't mean that," said Burnett. "Perhaps
+instead of 'auntie' I should have said 'Betty.'"</p>
+
+<p>Jack hoisted the colors of Harvard, and was
+silent.</p>
+
+<p>"I warned you at first that that was Tangle
+town," his friend went on. "Don't suppose I'm
+saying anything against her&mdash;or against you; but
+she's just as much to ten other men as she is to you,
+and they all are old enough to carry lots of
+weight."</p>
+
+<p>"And I suppose I'm not," Jack answered, going
+over by the fireplace. "I know that as well as
+anyone, of course."
+<pb n="072" /><anchor id="Pg072" /></p>
+
+<p>"<hi rend="font-style: italic">Natürlich</hi>," said Burnett, with conclusiveness
+that was not meant to be cruel, yet cut like a two
+edged knife.</p>
+
+<p>There was silence in the room. Jack stood by
+the chimney-piece, his hands upraised to rest upon
+its lofty shelf, his head dropped forward, and his
+eyes fixed on the empty blackness below.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder," he said at last, "I wonder what
+will become of me if&mdash;if&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He stopped.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett didn't speak.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder if she thinks of me as a boy," the
+young man continued. "I wonder if she's so
+good to me because I'm her youngest brother's
+friend."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett did not comment on this speech.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know what to do," the other said.
+"When I first met her I wanted to cut college and
+get out in the world and go to work like a man. I
+told her so. But she wanted me to stay in college,
+and as it was the first thing she'd ever wanted of
+me, I did it. I'd do anything she asked me. I've
+quit drinking. I'm going at everything as hard as
+it's in me to go; but&mdash;I don't know&mdash;I feel&mdash;I feel
+as if it isn't me&mdash;it's just because she wants me to,
+and, do you know, old man, it frightens me to
+think how&mdash;if she&mdash;if she went out of my&mdash;my
+life&mdash;"
+<pb n="073" /><anchor id="Pg073" /></p>
+
+<p>He stopped and his broken phrases were not
+continued to any ending.</p>
+
+<p>Another long silence ensued.</p>
+
+<p>It was finally terminated by the brother's saying:</p>
+
+<p>"You must confess, old man, that you aren't
+fixed so as to be able to say one really serious word
+to any woman&mdash;unless it is, 'Wait.'"</p>
+
+<p>"I know that," Jack answered; "but I suppose&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"She'd be taking so many chances," the friend
+interrupted. "A man in college is never the real
+thing. You'd better give it up."</p>
+
+<p>Then the other whirled about and faced
+him.</p>
+
+<p>"Give it up, did you say?" he asked almost
+angrily.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, that's what."</p>
+
+<p>For a minute they looked at one another. Then:</p>
+
+<p>"I shall never give it up," the lover said very
+slowly and steadily&mdash;"never, until she gives me
+up."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett sucked in his breath with a sudden compression
+of his lips.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," he said, not unkindly; "but I don't
+believe you'll ever get her, and that's flat. There
+are too many being entered for that race, and long
+before you and I get out of here she'll be Mrs.
+Somebody Else."
+<pb n="074" /><anchor id="Pg074" /></p>
+
+<p>Jack stared at him as if he hardly heard, and
+then suddenly he stepped nearer and spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Did she ask you to have this talk with me?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said the brother in surprise, "she never
+says anything about you to me."</p>
+
+<p>A look of relief fled across his friend's face, and
+then a look of resolution succeeded it.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not going to be discouraged," he said;
+"not for a while, at any rate."</p>
+
+<p>"You'd better be."</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed. The laugh sounded a trifle hollow,
+but still it was a laugh, and that in itself was
+a triumph of which none but himself might ever
+measure the extent.</p>
+
+<p>Because in that moment he decided to lay the
+whole case before her the next time that he went to
+town, and the coming to a resolution was a relief
+from the uncertainty that clouded his days and
+nights&mdash;even if a further black curtain of darkest
+doubt hung before the possibilities of what her
+answer might be.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="075" /><anchor id="Pg075" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Nine - The Downfall of Hope</head>
+
+
+<p>It was on a Saturday about the middle of May
+that Jack came to town, his mind well braced
+with love and arguments, and his main
+thoughts being that when he returned something
+would be settled.</p>
+
+<p>It was a beautiful day, warm and sunny, and at
+five in the afternoon both of the drawing-room
+windows of Mrs. Rosscott's house were wide open,
+and the lace curtains were taking the breeze like
+little sails.</p>
+
+<p>Just as Jack mounted the steps, the door opened,
+and a plainly dressed, unattractive-looking man
+was let out. The servant who did the letting out
+saw Jack and let him in without closing the door
+between the egress of the one and the ingress of
+the other. So he entered without ringing, and, as
+he was very well known and intensely popular with
+all of Mrs. Rosscott's servants, the man invited
+him to walk up unannounced, since he himself was
+just "bringing in the tea."</p>
+
+<p>Jack went upstairs, and because the carpet was
+of thickly piled velvet and his boots were the boots
+<pb n="076" /><anchor id="Pg076" />of a well-shod gentleman, he made no noise whatever
+in the so doing.</p>
+
+<p>There were double parlors above stairs in the
+domicile which Burnett's sister had taken until
+July, and they were furnished in the most correct
+and trying mode of Louis XIV. The chairs were
+gilt and very uncomfortable. The ornaments
+were all straight up and down and made in such
+shapes that there was no place to flick off cigarette
+ashes anywhere. Nothing could be pulled up
+to anything else and there was not a single good
+place to rest one's elbows anywhere. The only
+saving grace in the situation was that after five
+minutes or so Mrs. Rosscott invariably suggested
+removal to the library which lay beyond&mdash;a very
+different species of apartment where no mode at all
+prevailed except the terrible <hi rend="font-style: italic">démodé</hi> thing known
+as comfort. To prevent her visitors, when seated
+(for the five minutes aforementioned) amid the
+correct carving of French art, from looking longingly
+through at the easy-chairs of American manufacture,
+Mrs. Rosscott had ordered that the blue
+velvet portières which hung between should never
+be pushed aside, and it was owing to this order that
+Jack, entering the drawing-room, heard voices, but
+could not see into the library beyond. Also it
+was owing to this order that those in the library
+could not see or hear Jack.
+<pb n="077" /><anchor id="Pg077" /></p>
+
+<p>The result was that the young man, finding the
+drawing-room unoccupied, was just crossing
+toward the blue velvet curtains, intending to wait
+in the library until the returning servant should
+advise him of the whereabouts of his mistress, when
+he was stopped by suddenly hearing a voice&mdash;her
+voice&mdash;crying (and laughing at the same time)&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Kisses barred! Kisses barred!"</p>
+
+<p>It may be understood that had Mrs. Rosscott
+known that anyone was within hearing she certainly
+would never have made any such speech, and it
+may be further understood that, had whoever was
+with her, also mistrusted the close propinquity of
+another man, he would never have replied (as he
+did reply):</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly," the same being spoken in a most
+calm and careless tone.</p>
+
+<p>Jack, the eavesdropper, stood transfixed at the
+voices and speeches, and forgot every other consideration
+in the overwhelming sickness of soul
+which overcame him that instant. All his other
+soul-sicknesses were trifles compared to this one,
+and the world&mdash;his world&mdash;their world&mdash;seemed
+to revolve and whirl and turn upside down, as he
+steadied himself against a spindle-legged cabinet
+and felt its spindle-legs trembling in sympathy with
+his own.</p>
+
+<p>"Darling," said Holloway, a second or two
+<pb n="078" /><anchor id="Pg078" />later (and this time his voice was not calm and
+careless, but deep and impassioned), "the letter
+was very sweet, and if you knew how I longed to
+take the tired little girl to my bosom and comfort
+her troubles, and replace them by joys!"</p>
+
+<p>"Will that day ever come, do you think?"
+Mrs. Rosscott answered, in low tones, which nevertheless
+were most painfully clear and distinct in
+the next room.</p>
+
+<p>"It must," Holloway replied, "just as surely
+as that I hold this dear little hand&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But Jack never knew more. He had heard
+enough&mdash;more than enough. Four thousand times
+too much. He turned and went out of the rooms,
+back down the stairs and out of the door, closed it
+noiselessly behind him, and found himself in a
+world which, although bright and sunny to all the
+rest of mankind, had turned dark, lonely, and
+cheerless to him.</p>
+
+<p>At first he hardly knew what to do with himself,
+he was so altogether used up by the discovery just
+made. He drifted up and down some unknown
+streets for an hour or two&mdash;or stood still on corners&mdash;he
+never was very sure which. And then
+at last he went downtown and took a drink in a
+half-dazed way; and because it was quite two
+months since his last indulgence, its suggestion was
+potent.
+<pb n="079" /><anchor id="Pg079" /></p>
+
+<p>The pity&mdash;or rather, the apparent pity&mdash;of
+what followed!</p>
+
+<p>Burnett was Sundaying at the ancestral castle;
+and Burnett wasn't the warning sort, anyhow. He
+was always tow and pitch for any species of flame.
+So his absence counted for nothing in the crisis.</p>
+
+<p>And what ensued was a crisis&mdash;a crisis with a
+vengeance.</p>
+
+<p>That tear upon which Aunt Mary's nephew went
+was something lurid and awful. It lasted until
+Monday, and then its owner returned to college,
+as ill of body and as embittered of spirit as it was
+in him to be. The lightsome devil who had ruled
+him up to his meeting with Mrs. Rosscott resumed
+its sway with terrible force. The authorities
+showed a tendency to patience because young Denham
+had appeared to reform lately and had been
+working hard; but young Denham felt no thankful
+sentiments for their leniency, and proved his position
+shortly.</p>
+
+<p>There was a man named Tweedwell whom circumstances
+threw directly in the path of destruction.
+Tweedwell was an inoffensive mortal who
+was studying for the ministry. He was progressive
+in his ideas, and believed that a clergyman, to
+hold a great influence, should know his world.
+He thought that knowledge of the world was to be
+gained by skirting the outside edge of every
+<pb n="080" /><anchor id="Pg080" />species of worldliness. The result of this course
+of action was not what it should have been, for
+Tweedwell was an easy mark for all who wanted
+fun, and the consciousness of his innocence so little
+accelerated the pace at which he got out of the way
+that he was always being called to account for what
+he hadn't done.</p>
+
+<p>The Saturday night after his Saturday in town,
+Jack concocted a piece of deviltry which was as
+dangerous as it was foolish. The result was that
+an explosion took place, and the author of the gun-powder
+plot had all the skin on both hands blistered.
+Burnett, in escaping, fell and broke his
+collarbone and two ribs. The house in which the
+affair took place caught fire, and was badly damaged.
+And Tweedwell was arrested on the
+strongest kind of circumstantial evidence, and had
+to answer for the whole. Naturally, in the investigation
+that followed, the two who were guilty
+had to confess or see the candidate for the ministry
+disgraced forever.</p>
+
+<p>The result of their confession was that Burnett's
+father, a jovial, peppery old gentleman&mdash;we all
+know the kind&mdash;lost his patience and wrote his son
+that he'd better not come home again that year.
+But Aunt Mary lost her temper much more completely
+and the result, as affecting Jack, was awful.</p>
+
+<p>She might not have acted as she did had the disastrous
+<pb n="081" /><anchor id="Pg081" />news arrived either a week later or a week
+earlier; but it came just in the middle of a discouraging
+ten days' downpour, which had caused a dam
+to break and a chain of valuable cranberry bogs to
+be drowned out for that year. The cranberry bogs
+were especially dear to their owner's heart.</p>
+
+<p>"Why can't they drain 'em?" she had asked
+Lucinda, who was particularly nutcracker-like in
+appearance since her quarantine episode.</p>
+
+<p>"'Pears like they're lower'n everywhere else,"
+Lucinda answered, her words sounding as if she
+had sharpened them on a grindstone.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary bit her lip and frowned at the rain.
+She felt mad all the way through, and longed to
+take it out on someone.</p>
+
+<p>Ten minutes after Joshua arrived with the mail
+and the mail bore one ominous letter. Joshua felt
+something was wrong before the fact was assured.</p>
+
+<p>"She wants the mail," Lucinda said, coming to
+the door with her hand out as usual.</p>
+
+<p>"She'll get the mail," said Joshua, and as he
+spoke he gave the seeker after tidings a blood-curdling
+wink.</p>
+
+<p>"There isn't a telegram in one o' the letters, is
+there?" Lucinda asked, much appalled by the
+wink.</p>
+
+<p>"No, there isn't no telegram in none o' the letters,"
+said Joshua.
+<pb n="082" /><anchor id="Pg082" /></p>
+
+<p>"Joshua Whittlesey, I do believe you was born
+to drive saints mad. What <hi rend="font-style: italic">is</hi> the matter?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothin' ain't the matter as I know of."</p>
+
+<p>"Then what in Kingdom Come did you wink
+for?"</p>
+
+<p>"I winked," said Joshua meaningly, "cause I
+expect it'll be a good while before we'll feel like
+winkin' again."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda gave him a look in which curiosity and
+aggravation fought catch-as-catch-can. Then she
+turned and went in with the letters.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary was sitting stonily staring at the
+rain.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you'd gone to take a drive with
+Joshua," she said coldly. "Well, 's long 's you're
+back I'll be glad to have my mail. Most folks like
+to get their mail as soon as it comes an' I&mdash;Mercy
+on us!"</p>
+
+<p>It was the letter from the authorities enclosed
+in one from Mr. Stebbins.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda stood bolt upright before her mistress.</p>
+
+<p>"What's happened?" she yelled breathlessly,
+after a few seconds of the direst kind of silence
+had loaded the atmosphere while the letter was
+being carefully read.</p>
+
+<p>Then:</p>
+
+<p>"Happened!&mdash;" said Aunt Mary, transfixing
+the terrible typewritten communication with a yet
+<pb n="083" /><anchor id="Pg083" />more terrible look of determination. "Happened!&mdash;Well,
+jus' what I expected 's happened
+an' jus' what nobody expects 'll happen now. Lucinda,
+you run like you was paid for it and tell
+Joshua not to unharness. Don't stop to open your
+mouth. You'll need your breath before you get to
+the barn. Scurry!"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda scurried. She splashed and spattered
+down through the lane that led to Joshua's kingdom
+with a vigor that was commendable in one of
+her age.</p>
+
+<p>"She says 'don't unharness,'" she panted,
+bouncing in through the doorway just as Joshua
+was slowly and carefully folding the lap-robe in the
+crease to which it had become habituated.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua continued to fold.</p>
+
+<p>"Then I won't unharness," he said calmly. He
+hung the robe over the line that was stretched to
+hang robes over and Lucinda gasped for wind with
+which to inflate further conversation.</p>
+
+<p>"She says what nobody expects is goin' to happen,"
+she panted as soon as she could.</p>
+
+<p>"What nobody expects is always happenin'
+where he's concerned," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"I s'pose he's in some new row," said Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure he is," said Joshua, "an' if you don't
+go back to her pretty quick you won't be no better
+off."
+<pb n="084" /><anchor id="Pg084" /></p>
+
+<p>Lucinda turned away and returned to the house.
+She found Aunt Mary still staring at the letters
+with the same concentrated fury as before.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, is Joshua a'comin' to the door?" she
+asked when she saw her maid before her.</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't say for him to come to the door,"
+Lucinda howled, "you said for him to stay harnessed."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary appeared on the verge of ignition.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucinda," she said, "every week I live under
+the same roof with you your brains strike me 's
+some shrunk from the week before. What in
+Heaven's name should I want Joshua to stay harnessed
+in the barn for? I want him to go for Mr.
+Stebbins an' I want him to understand 't if Mr.
+Stebbins can't come he's got to come just the same's
+if he could anyhow. I may seem quiet to you,
+Lucinda, but if I do, it only shows all over again
+how little you know. This is a awful day an' if
+you knew how awful you'd be half way back to
+the barn right now. I ain't triflin'&mdash;I'm meanin'
+every word. Every syllable. Every letter."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda fled out into the open again. Her footprints
+of the time before were little oblong ponds
+now and she laid out a new course parallel to their
+splashes. She found Joshua sponging the dasher.</p>
+
+<p>"She wants you to go straight out again."</p>
+
+<p>Joshua flung the sponge into the pail.
+<pb n="085" /><anchor id="Pg085" /></p>
+
+<p>"Then I'll go straight out again," he said, moving
+toward the horse's head.</p>
+
+<p>"You're to bring Mr. Stebbins whether he can
+come or not."</p>
+
+<p>"He'll come," said Joshua; and then he backed
+the horse so suddenly that the buggy wheel nearly
+went over Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"She says this is an awful day&mdash;" began
+Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua got into the buggy and tucked the rubber
+blanket around himself.</p>
+
+<p>"She says&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Joshua drove out of the barn and away.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda went slowly back to the house. Aunt
+Mary had ceased to glare at the letter and was now
+glaring at the rain instead.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucinda," she said "I'll thank you not to ever
+mention my nephew to me again. I've took a
+vow to never speak his name again myself. By no
+means&mdash;not at all&mdash;never."</p>
+
+<p>"Which nephew?" shrieked Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's eyes snapped.</p>
+
+<p>"Jack!" she said, with an accent that seemed
+to split the short word in two.</p>
+
+<p>After a little she spoke again.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucinda, it's all been owin' to the city an' this
+last is all city. 'F I cared a rap what happened to
+him after this I'd never let him go near a place
+<pb n="086" /><anchor id="Pg086" />over two thousand again as long as he lived. It's
+no use tryin' to explain things to you, Lucinda,
+because it never has been any use an' never will be&mdash;an'
+anyway, I'm done with it all. I sh'll want
+you for a witness when I'm through with Mr.
+Stebbins, and then you can get some marmalade out
+for tea an' we'll all live in peace hereafter."</p>
+
+<p>Joshua returned with Mr. Stebbins and the latter
+gentleman went to work with a will and willed
+Jack out of Aunt Mary's. Later Joshua took him
+home again. Lucinda got the marmalade out of
+the cellar and Aunt Mary had it with her tea. It
+was a bitter tea&mdash;unsugared indeed&mdash;and the days
+that followed matched.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="087" /><anchor id="Pg087" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Ten - The Woes of the Disinherited.</head>
+
+
+<p>It was some days later on in the world's history
+that Holloway was calling on Bertha
+Rosscott.</p>
+
+<p>They were sitting in that comfortable library
+previously referred to and were sweetly unaware
+that any untoward series of incidents had ever led
+to an invasion of their privacy.</p>
+
+<p>Holloway lay well back in a sleepy-hollow chair
+and looked indolently, lazily handsome; his hostess
+was up on&mdash;well up on the divan, and he had the
+full benefit of her admirable bottines and their
+dainty heels and buckles.</p>
+
+<p>"Honestly," he said, looking her over with a
+gaze that was at once roving and well content,
+"honestly, I think that every time I see
+you, you appear more attractive than the time
+before."</p>
+
+<p>"It's very nice of you to say so," she replied.
+"And, of course, I believe you, for every time that
+I get a new gown I think that very same thing myself.
+Still, I do regard it as strange if I look
+<pb n="088" /><anchor id="Pg088" />nicely to-day, for I've been crying like a baby all
+the morning."</p>
+
+<p>"You crying! And why?"</p>
+
+<p>She raised her eyes to his.</p>
+
+<p>"Such bad news!" she said simply.</p>
+
+<p>"From where? Of whom?"</p>
+
+<p>"From mamma, about Bob."</p>
+
+<p>"Have his wounds proved serious?" Holloway
+looked slightly distressed as was proper.</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't that. It's papa. Papa has forbidden
+him the house. He's very, very angry."</p>
+
+<p>Holloway looked relieved.</p>
+
+<p>"Your father won't stay angry long, and you
+know it," he said. "Just think how often he has
+lost his temper over the boys and how often he's
+found it again."</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't just Bob," said Mrs. Rosscott. "I've
+someone else on my mind, too."</p>
+
+<p>"Who, pray?"</p>
+
+<p>"His friend."</p>
+
+<p>"Young Denham?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>With that she threw her head up and looked
+very straightly at her caller whose visage shaded
+ever so slightly in spite of himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Have <hi rend="font-style: italic">his</hi> wounds proved serious?" he asked,
+smiling, but unable to altogether do away with a
+species of parenthetical inflection in his voice.
+<pb n="089" /><anchor id="Pg089" /></p>
+
+<p>"It wasn't over his wounds that I cried."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you really cry at all for him?"</p>
+
+<p>"I cried more for him than I did for Bob,"
+she admitted boldly.</p>
+
+<p>"He is a fortunate boy! But why the tears in
+his case?"</p>
+
+<p>"I felt so badly to be disappointed in him."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you expect to work a miracle there, my
+dear? Did you think to reform such an inveterate
+young reprobate with a glance?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not sure that I ever asked myself either of
+those questions," she replied, slowly; "but he
+promised me something, and I expected him to
+keep his word."</p>
+
+<p>"Men don't keep such promises, Bertha," the
+visitor said. "You shouldn't have expected it."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know why not."</p>
+
+<p>"Because a man who drinks will drink again."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't refer to drinking," she said quietly.
+"It was quite another thing."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah!"</p>
+
+<p>She looked down at her rings and seemed to consider
+how much of her confidence she should give
+him, and the consideration led her to look up presently
+and say:</p>
+
+<p>"He promised me that if he could not call any
+week he would write me a line instead. He came
+to town last week, and he neither called nor wrote.
+<pb n="090" /><anchor id="Pg090" />That wasn't like the man I saw in him. That was
+a direct breaking of his word. I can't understand,
+and I'm disappointed."</p>
+
+<p>Holloway took out his cigarette case and turned
+it over and over thoughtfully in his hands.</p>
+
+<p>"He's nothing but a boy," he said at last, with
+an effort.</p>
+
+<p>"He's no boy," she said. "He's almost twenty-two
+years old. He's a man."</p>
+
+<p>"Some are men at twenty-two, and some are
+boys," Holloway remarked. "I was a man before
+I was eighteen&mdash;a man out in the world of men.
+But Denham's a boy."</p>
+
+<p>He rose as he spoke, and she held out her hand
+for him to raise her, too.</p>
+
+<p>"It's early to go," she remarked parenthetically.</p>
+
+<p>"I know," he replied; "but I hear someone
+being shown into the drawing-room. I don't feel
+formal to-day, and if I can't lounge in here alone
+with you I'd rather go."</p>
+
+<p>"How egotistical!" she commented.</p>
+
+<p>"I am egotistical," he admitted.</p>
+
+<p>And went.</p>
+
+<p>The footman passed him in the hall; he had a
+card upon his silver salver, and was seeking his
+mistress in the library. But when he entered there
+the room was empty. Mrs. Rosscott had slipped
+<pb n="091" /><anchor id="Pg091" />through the blue velvet portières, expecting to see
+a friend, and had stopped short on the other side,
+amazed at finding herself face to face with an utter
+stranger.</p>
+
+<p>"I gave the man my card," said the stranger, in
+a tone as faded as his mustache. He was a long,
+thin man, but what the Germans style "<hi rend="font-style: italic">sehr korrect</hi>."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't wait to get it," the hostess said. "I
+supposed that, of course, it was somebody that I
+knew."</p>
+
+<p>"That was natural," he admitted.</p>
+
+<p>There was a slight pause of awkwardness.</p>
+
+<p>"Won't you sit down?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly," said the caller, and sat down.</p>
+
+<p>Then she sat down, too, and another awkward
+pause ensued.</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't expect to see me, did you?" said
+the stranger, smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I didn't," said Mrs. Rosscott frankly.
+"I expected to see someone else&mdash;someone that I
+knew. Nearly all my visitors are people whom I
+know."</p>
+
+<p>Her eyes rather demanded an observance of the
+conventionalities while her words were putting the
+best face possible on the queer five minutes. The
+stranger smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"My name is Clover," he said then. "Of
+<pb n="092" /><anchor id="Pg092" />course, as you never saw me before, you want to
+know that first of all."</p>
+
+<p>"I'd choose to know," she said. And then the
+uncompromising neutrality of her expression deepened
+so plainly that he hastened to add:</p>
+
+<p>"I'm H. Wyncoop Clover."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" she said. And then smiled, too; having
+heard the name before.</p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you ask me my business?" went on
+H. Wyncoop Clover. "I must have come for
+some reason, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't know it," said Mrs. Rosscott&mdash;"I
+don't know anything about you yet."</p>
+
+<p>They both smiled&mdash;and then H. Wyncoop
+resumed his colorless sobriety at once.</p>
+
+<p>"It's about Jack," he said&mdash;"these terrible new
+developments&mdash;" he stopped short, seeing his <hi rend="font-style: italic">vis-à-vis</hi>
+turn deathly white, "it's nothing to be frightened
+over," he said reassuringly.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott was furious with herself for
+having paled. She became instantly haughty.</p>
+
+<p>"I was alarmed for my brother," she said. "I
+always think of them both as together."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, in that case, I can reassure you instantly,"
+said the caller. "Burnett is doing finely."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott was conscious of being suddenly
+and skillfully countercharged. She blushed with
+vexation, bit her lip in perturbation, and cast upon
+<pb n="093" /><anchor id="Pg093" />the trying individual opposite a look of most
+appealing interrogation.</p>
+
+<p>"You see," said Clover pleasantly, "I was
+coming to town, so I came in handy for the purpose
+of telling you."</p>
+
+<p>She gave him a glance that prayed him to be
+decent and go on with his errand.</p>
+
+<p>"Burnett is about recovered," he said.</p>
+
+<p>She clasped her hands hard.</p>
+
+<p>"I wouldn't be a man for anything!" she
+exclaimed with sudden fervor, "they are so
+awfully mean. Why <hi rend="font-style: italic">don't</hi> you go on and tell me
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">what</hi> you've come about?"</p>
+
+<p>He raised his eyebrows.</p>
+
+<p>"May I?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>She choked down some of her exasperation.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, you may."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, thank you so much. I'll begin at once
+then. Only premising that as I go to school with
+your little brother, and as he is rather under a cloud
+just at present, we clubbed together to bring you a
+letter about him and Jack. He was going to dictate
+it, but in the end Mitchell wrote it all. Here
+it is."</p>
+
+<p>With that he put his hand into his pocket, drew
+out an envelope and handed it to her.</p>
+
+<p>"How awfully good of you," she said gratefully.
+"Do excuse my reading it at once, won't
+<pb n="094" /><anchor id="Pg094" />you? You see, I've been so anxious about&mdash;about
+my brother."</p>
+
+<p>He nodded understandingly, and she hastily tore
+open the envelope and ran her eyes over the written
+sheets.</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p><hi rend="font-variant: small-caps">My Dear Mrs. Rosscott:</hi>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Being the prize writer of the class, I am chosen
+to take down the ante mortem confessions of our
+shattered friends. It is in a sad hour for them that
+I do so, because I am naturally so truthful that I
+shall not force you to look for my meaning
+between the lines. On the contrary, I shall set
+the cold facts out as neatly as the pickets on the
+fence. And in evidence thereof, I open the ball by
+telling you frankly that they both look fierce. If
+they had looked less awful, and Burnett had had
+more lime in his bones, we might have escaped the
+Powers That Be by simply admitting a sprained
+ankle and carefully concealing everything else.
+But if one man cracks where you can't finish
+the deal, even by the most unlimited outlay
+of mucilage and persistence, and another blazes
+his whole surface-area in a manner that seems
+to make the underbrush dubious to count on
+forever henceforth; why, you then have a logarithm
+the square of which is probably as far beyond your
+depth as I am beyond my own just at this point of
+this sentence.</p>
+
+<p>The long and short of my fresh start is, that
+your brother wants to write you, but he is so
+handicapped (forgive me, but you're the only one
+who hasn't had that joke sprung on them!) with
+bandages, that it's cruel to expect much of him. It
+<pb n="095" /><anchor id="Pg095" />is true that he has his bosom friend to fall back
+upon, but if you could see that friend as we see him
+these days you wouldn't be sure whether it was true
+or not. The old woman, who had the peddler-and-petticoat
+episode, was not in it the same day
+with your brother's friend! I do assure you. And
+anyhow&mdash;even if he still has brains&mdash;his writing
+apparatus is all done up in arnica, so there you
+are!</p>
+
+<p>But do not allow me to alarm you unduly!
+When all's said and done, they're not so badly off
+physically. Hair and ribs are mere vanities, anyhow,
+and we're here to-day and gone to-morrow!</p>
+
+<p>Something much worse than disfigurements and
+broken bones has sprung forth from chaos, and has
+almost stared them out of countenance since. It is
+the wolf that is at the door, and the howling and
+prowling of their particular wolf is not to be
+sneezed at, let me tell you. To put a modern political
+face upon an ancient Greek fable, the wolf in
+their case symbolizes the bitter question of whose
+roof is going to roof them when they get out of the
+plaster casts that are bed and board to them just at
+present. Where are they to go? All those which
+used to be open to them are suddenly shut tight.
+They've both been expelled, and both been disinherited.
+If I was inclined to look on the blue side
+of the blanket, I should certainly feel that they
+were playing in very tough luck. Burnett, of
+course, can come to you, and his soul is full of the
+wish to bring his fellow-fright along with him.
+Which wish of his is the gist of my epistle. <hi rend="font-style: italic">Can</hi>
+he bring him? He wants to know before he
+broaches the proposition. I'm to be skinned alive
+if Jack ever learns that such a plea was made, so I
+<pb n="096" /><anchor id="Pg096" />beg you whatever other rash acts you see fit
+to commit during your meteoric flight across my
+plane of existence, don't ever give me away.
+Firstly, because if I ever get a chance to do so, I'm
+positive that I should want to cling to you as the
+mistletoe does to the oak, and could not bear to be
+given away; and secondly, because I'm so attached
+to my own skin that I should really suffer pain if
+it was taken from me by force. Bob wants you to
+think it over, and let him know as to the whats and
+whens by return mail.</p>
+
+<p>You are so inspiring that I could write you all
+day, but those relics of what once was, but alas!
+will never be again, need to be rolled up afresh in
+absorbent cotton, and so I must nail my Red Cross
+on to my left arm, and get down to business. If
+you saw how useful I am to your brother, you'd
+thank his lucky stars that I came through myself
+with nothing worse than getting my ear stepped
+on. I was hugging the ladder (being canny and
+careful), and the man above me toed in. Isn't it
+curious to think that if he'd worn braces in early
+youth <hi rend="font-style: italic">my</hi> ear would be all right now.</p>
+
+<p>Behold me at your feet.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Respectfully yours,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Herbert Kendrick Mitchell.</p>
+</quote>
+
+
+<p>When Mrs. Rosscott had finished the letter she
+looked across at her caller, and said:</p>
+
+<p>"You've read this, haven't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said he. "I tried to unstick it two or
+three times coming on the train, but it was too
+much for me."
+<pb n="097" /><anchor id="Pg097" /></p>
+
+<p>"Don't you really know what it says?" she
+asked more earnestly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I do," Clover answered, "but Denham
+must never know that I do."</p>
+
+<p>"I won't tell him," she said smiling faintly.
+"But surely he can't be as badly off as this says.
+Has he really lost all his hair?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not all&mdash;only in spots," Clover reassured
+her; but then his recollections overcame him, and
+he added, with a grin: "But he's a fearful looking
+specimen, all right, though."</p>
+
+<p>"About my brother," she went on, turning the
+letter thoughtfully in her fingers; "when can he
+get out, do they think?"</p>
+
+<p>"Any time next week."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll write him," she said. "I'll write him and
+tell him that everything will be arranged for&mdash;for&mdash;for
+them both."</p>
+
+<p>Clover sprang to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, thank you," he exclaimed. "That's
+most awfully good in you!"</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," she answered. "I'm very glad
+to be able to welcome them. You must impress
+that upon them&mdash;particularly&mdash;particularly on my
+brother."</p>
+
+<p>Clover smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"I will," he said, rising to go.</p>
+
+<p>"I'd ask you to stay longer," she said, holding
+<pb n="098" /><anchor id="Pg098" />out her hand, "but I'm due at a charity entertainment
+to-night, and I have to go very early."</p>
+
+<p>"I know," he said; "I've come up on purpose
+to go to it."</p>
+
+<p>"Then I shall see you there?" she asked him.</p>
+
+<p>"It will be what I shall be looking forward to
+most of all," he said.</p>
+
+<p>"It's been a great pleasure to meet you," she
+said, holding out her hand, "you're&mdash;well, you're
+'unlike,' as they say in literary criticisms."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," he replied; "but may I ask if
+you intend that as a compliment?"</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me," she laughed, "let me think how
+I did intend it.&mdash;Yes, it was meant for a compliment."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you," he said, shaking her hand
+warmly, "it's so nice to know, you know. Good-by."</p>
+
+<p>"Good-by."</p>
+
+<p>Then he went away.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="099" /><anchor id="Pg099" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Eleven - The Dove of Peace</head>
+
+
+<p>The first result of Mrs. Rosscott's invitation
+was that Jack refused. He said
+that he had a sister of his own&mdash;two, if
+it came to that&mdash;and so he could easily manage for
+himself. He was very decided about it, and somewhat
+lofty and bitter&mdash;a stand which no one understood
+his taking.</p>
+
+<p>His flat refusal was communicated to his would be
+hostess and it goes without saying that she was
+as unable to understand as all the rest. It keyed
+well enough with his lately shown indifference, but
+the indifference keyed not at all with all that had
+gone before and still less with her very correct
+comprehension of Jack himself. She was quite
+positive as to the sincerity of those protestations
+which he had made so haltingly&mdash;so boyishly&mdash;and
+in such absolutely truthful accents. Why he
+had turned over a new&mdash;and bad&mdash;leaf so suddenly
+she did not at all know, but her woman's wit&mdash;backed
+up by the many good instincts which good
+<pb n="100" /><anchor id="Pg100" />women always get from Heaven knows just where&mdash;made
+her feel firmer than ever as to her hospitable
+intentions. Jack had told her many times
+that she was his good angel, and it did not seem to
+her that now, when he was so deeply involved in
+so much trouble, was the hour for a man's good
+angel to quietly turn away. Suppose he was
+haughty!&mdash;she knew men well enough to know that
+in his case haughtiness and shame would be two
+Dromios that even he himself would be unable to
+tell apart. Suppose he did rebel against her kindness!&mdash;she
+knew women well enough to know that
+under some circumstances they can put down rebellion
+single-handed&mdash;if they can only be left in
+the room alone with it for a few minutes. As regarded
+Jack, she knew that there was something
+to explain; and as to herself she was delightfully
+positive as to her own irresistibleness. Given two
+such statements and the conclusion is easy. Mrs.
+Rosscott wrote to Mitchell and here is what she
+wrote:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p><hi rend="font-variant: small-caps">My Dear Mr. Mitchell</hi>:</p>
+
+<p>I should have answered your letter before only
+that in the excitement of corresponding with my
+brother I forgot all else. But my manners have
+returned by slow degrees and in hunting through
+my desk for a bill I found you and so take up my
+pen.
+<pb n="101" /><anchor id="Pg101" /></p>
+
+<p>I am quite sure that&mdash;in spite of that beautiful
+opening play of mine&mdash;you are wondering why I
+am really writing and so I will tell you at once.
+When Bob comes here to stay with me I want Mr.
+Denham to come too. I have various reasons for
+wanting him to come. One is that he has nowhere
+else to go where he will have half as good a time
+as he will here and another is that if he goes anywhere
+else I won't have half as good a time as if
+he comes here. Pray excuse my brutal candor, but
+I am only a woman; brutal candor and womanly
+weakness always have gone about encouraging one
+another, you know. I cannot see any good reason
+for Mr. Denham's not coming except that he declines
+my invitation. It is very silly in him, and
+I regard it as no reason at all. I am quite unused
+to being declined and do not intend to acquire the
+habit until I am a good deal older than I was my
+last birthday. Still, I can understand that he is too
+big to force against his will, so I think the kindest
+way to break the back of the opposition will be for
+me to do it personally. As an over-ruler I nearly
+always succeed. All I require is an opportunity.</p>
+
+<p>Please lay the two halves of your brain evenly
+together and devise a train and an interview for
+me. Of course you will meet me at the train and
+leave me at the interview. These are the fundamental
+rules of my game. I know that you are
+clever and before we have left the station you will
+know that I am. As arch-conspirators we shall
+surely win out together, won't we?</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Yours very truly,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Bertha Rosscott.</p>
+</quote>
+<pb n="102" /><anchor id="Pg102" />
+
+<p>This missive posted, Jack's good angel made herself
+patient until the afternoon of the next day
+when she might and did expect an answer.</p>
+
+<p>She was not disappointed. The letter came and
+it was pleasantly bulky and appeared ample enough
+to have contained an indexed gun powder plot.
+She was so sure that Mitchell had been fully equal
+to the occasion that she tore the envelope open with
+a smile&mdash;and read:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p><hi rend="font-variant: small-caps">My Dear Mrs. Rosscott</hi>:</p>
+
+<p>To think of my having some of your handwriting
+for my own!&mdash;I was nearly petrified with joy.</p>
+
+<p>You see I know your writing from having read
+Burnett all those "Burn this at once" epistles.
+And I know it still better from having to catalogue
+them for his ready reference. You know how
+impatient he is. (But I have run into an open
+switch and must digress backwards.)</p>
+
+<p>I shall preserve your letter till I die. In war
+I shall wear it carefully spread all over wherever
+I may be killed, and in peace I intend to keep my
+place in my Bible with it. Could words say more!
+(Being backed up again, I will now begin.)</p>
+
+<p>I was not at all surprised at your writing me.
+If you had known me it would have been different.
+But where ignorance is bliss any woman but yourself
+is always liable to pitch in with a pen, and you
+see you are not yourself but only "any woman"
+to me as yet. Besides, women have written to me
+before you. My mother does so regularly. She
+encloses a postal card and all I have to do is to mail
+<pb n="103" /><anchor id="Pg103" />it and there she is answered. It's a great scheme
+which I proudly invented when I first went away
+to school and I recommend it to you if you&mdash;if you
+ever have a mother.</p>
+
+<p>How my ink does run away with me! Let me
+refer to your esteemed favor again! Ah! we
+have worked down to the bed-rock, or&mdash;in Hugh
+Miller's colloquial phrasing&mdash;to the "old red sandstone,"
+of the fact that you want Jack. You state
+the fact with what you designate as brutal candor&mdash;and
+I reply with candied brutality, that I
+have thought that all along. If you are averse
+to my view of the matter, you must look out of the
+window the whole time that I continue, for once
+entered I always fight to a finish and I cannot retire
+to my corner on this auspicious occasion without
+announcing through a trumpet that even if Jack is
+a most idiotic fellow I never have caught the
+microbe from him, and, as a sequence, have always
+seen clear through and out of the other side of the
+whole situation. Of course I should not say this
+to any woman but you because it would not have
+any meaning to her, but, between you and me all
+things are printed in plain black and white and,
+therefore, I respectfully submit a program consisting
+of the two o'clock train Tuesday and myself,
+to be recognized by a beaming look of burning
+joy, upon the platform. Beyond that you may
+confide yourself to waxing waxy in my hands.
+They are not bad hands to be in as your brother
+and whatever-you-call-Jack can testify. I will lay
+my lines in the dark to the end that you may bloom
+in the sun.</p>
+
+<p>Trust me. You need do no more&mdash;except buy
+your ticket.
+<pb n="104" /><anchor id="Pg104" /></p>
+
+<p>The two o'clock on Tuesday. You can easily
+remember it by the T's&mdash;if you don't get mixed
+with three o'clock on Thursday. Try remembering
+it by the 2's. A safe way would be to put it
+down.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Yours to obey,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Herbert Kendrick Mitchell.</p>
+
+<p>P.S. Please recollect that I am only handsome
+according to the good old proverb, and do not mistake
+me for an enterprising hackman.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott clapped her hands with delight
+when she finished the letter. She was overjoyed at
+the success of her "opening play," and she wrote
+her new correspondent two lines accepting his
+invitation, and went down on the appointed train
+on the appointed day. He met her at the depot
+and they divined one another at the first glance.
+It was impossible not to know so pretty a woman&mdash;or
+so homely a man. For the ancestors of Mitchell
+had worn kilts and red hair in centuries gone by,
+and although he proved the truth of the red-hair
+proposition, no one would ever believe that anything
+of his build could ever have been induced to
+have put itself into kilts&mdash;knowingly. Furthermore,
+his voice had a crick in it, and went by jerks,
+and his eyebrows sympathized with his voice, and
+the eyes below them were little and gray and twinkling,
+and altogether he was the sort of man who
+<pb n="105" /><anchor id="Pg105" />is termed&mdash;according to a certain style of phrasing&mdash;"above
+suspicion." But she liked him, oh!
+immensely, and he liked her. And when they were
+riding up in the carriage together she felt how
+thoroughly trustworthy his gray eyes and good
+smile declared him to be, and had no hesitation in
+telling him what she wanted to do, and in asking
+him what she wanted to know.</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell certainly had a talent for plotting, for
+when they reached the house where the culprits
+were temporarily domiciled, Burnett had gone out
+to give his mended ribs some exercise, and Jack
+was reading alone in the room where they shared
+one another's liniments with friendly generosity.</p>
+
+<p>The arch-conspirator went upstairs, came down,
+and then, seeking the lady whom he had left in the
+parlor, said to her:</p>
+
+<p>"Denham's up there and you can go up and say
+whatever you have to say. You know 'In union
+there is strength.' Well you've got him alone now,
+and he'll prove weakly as a consequence or I miss
+my guess."</p>
+
+<p>Then he walked straight over by the window
+and picked up a magazine as if it was all settled,
+and she only hesitated for half a second before she
+turned and went upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>There was a door half open in the hall above,
+and she knew that that must be the door. She
+<pb n="106" /><anchor id="Pg106" />tapped at it lightly, and a man's voice (a voice that
+she knew well), called out gruffly:</p>
+
+<p>"Come in!"</p>
+
+<p>She pushed the door open at that and entered,
+and saw Jack, and he saw her. He turned very
+pale at the sight, and then the color flooded his
+face, and he rose from his chair abruptly, and put
+his hand up to the strips that held the bandage on
+his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Burnett isn't here," he said quickly. "He
+went out just a few minutes ago."</p>
+
+<p>His tone was hard, and yet at the same time it
+shook slightly.</p>
+
+<p>She approached him, holding out her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad of that," she said, "because it was
+to see you that I came."</p>
+
+<p>To her great surprise something mutinous and
+scornful flashed in his eyes as he rolled a chair forward
+for her.</p>
+
+<p>"You honor me," he said, and his tone and
+manner both hardened yet more. His general
+appearance was that of a man ten years older;
+he had changed terribly in the weeks since she had
+last seen him. She took the chair and sat down,
+still looking at him. He sat down too, and his
+eyes went restlessly around the room as if they
+sought a hold that should withhold them from her
+searching gaze. There was a short pause.
+<pb n="107" /><anchor id="Pg107" /></p>
+
+<p>"Don't speak like that," she said at last. "It
+isn't your way, and I know you too well&mdash;we know
+one another too well&mdash;to be anything but sincere.
+You owe me something, too, and if I forbear you
+should understand why."</p>
+
+<p>"I owe you something, do I?" he asked.
+"What do I owe you?"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott caught her under lip in her teeth.</p>
+
+<p>"You gave me a promise, Mr. Denham," she
+said, quite low, but most distinctly&mdash;"a promise
+which you broke."</p>
+
+<p>Jack flushed; his eyelids drooped for a minute.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't break it," he said. "I gave it up."</p>
+
+<p>"Is there any difference?"</p>
+
+<p>"A great difference."</p>
+
+<p>He shrugged his shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you want to have the truth?" he said.
+"If you really do, I'll tell you. But I don't ask
+to tell you, recollect, and if I were you I'd drop the
+whole&mdash;I certainly would.&mdash;If I were you."</p>
+
+<p>She looked at him in astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't understand," she said. "Tell me what
+you mean."</p>
+
+<p>He raised his hand to his bandaged head again.</p>
+
+<p>"I think," he said, fighting hard to speak with
+utter indifference, "I think that it would have been
+better if you had told me about Holloway."</p>
+
+<p>At that her big eyes opened widely.
+<pb n="108" /><anchor id="Pg108" /></p>
+
+<p>"What should I tell you about Mr. Holloway?"
+she asked. "What could I tell you about
+him?"</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't any use speaking like that," he said;
+and with the words he suddenly leaped from his
+chair and began to plunge back and forth across the
+small room. "You see I'm not a boy any more.
+I've come to my senses. I know now! I understand
+now! It's all plain to me now. Now and
+always. I've been fooled once but only once and
+by All that Is, I never will be fooled again.
+Your're pretty and awfully fascinating, and it's
+always fun for the woman&mdash;especially if she knows
+all her bets are safely hedged. And I was so completely
+done up that I was even more sport than the
+common run, I suppose; but&mdash;" she was staring
+at him in unfeigned amazement, and he was lashing
+himself to fury with the feelings that underlaid his
+words&mdash;"but even if you made it all right with
+yourself by calling your share by the name of 'having
+a good influence' over me (I know that's how
+married women always pat themselves on the back
+while they're sending us to the devil), even then,
+I think that it would have been better to have been
+fair and square with me. It would have been better
+all round. I'd have been left with some belief in&mdash;in
+people. As it is, when I saw that you'd only
+been laughing at me, I&mdash;well, I went pretty far."
+<pb n="109" /><anchor id="Pg109" /></p>
+
+<p>He stopped short, and transfixed her paleness
+with his big, dark eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Why weren't you honest?" he asked angrily.
+And then he said again, more bitterly, more scornfully,
+than before: "Why wasn't I told about
+Holloway?"</p>
+
+<p>She clasped her hands tightly together.</p>
+
+<p>"What has been told you about Mr. Holloway
+and myself?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing."</p>
+
+<p>"Then why do you speak as you do?"</p>
+
+<p>At that he thrust his hands into his pockets and
+again began to fling himself back and forth across
+the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps you'll think I'm a sneak," he said,
+"but I wasn't a sneak. I went in to see you that
+Saturday as usual, and when I went upstairs&mdash;you
+were with him in the library. I heard three words.
+God! they were enough! I didn't know that anything
+could knock the bottom out of life so quickly.
+My sun and stars all fell at once&mdash;I reckon my
+Heaven went too. At all events I went out of your
+house and down town and I drank and drank&mdash;and
+all to the truth and honor of women."</p>
+
+<p>He halted with his back to her, and there was
+silence in the room for many minutes.</p>
+
+<p>When he faced around after a little, she was
+weeping bitterly, having turned in her seat so that
+<pb n="110" /><anchor id="Pg110" />her face might be buried in the chair back. Her
+whole body was shaking with suppressed sobs.
+He stood still and stared down upon her and finally
+she lifted up her face and said with trembling lips:</p>
+
+<p>"And all the trouble came from that. Oh,
+what shall I do? What shall I say?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know what you can do, or what you
+can say," he said, remaining still and watching her
+sincere distress. "I'd feel pretty blamed mean if
+I were you, though. Understand, I don't question
+your good taste in choosing Holloway, nor your
+right to love him, nor his right to be there; but
+I fail to understand why you were to me just as you
+were, and I think it was unfair&mdash;out-and-out
+mean!"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Denham," she said almost painfully,
+"you've made a dreadful mistake." Then she
+stopped and moistened her lips. "I don't know
+just what words you overheard, but the dramatic
+instructor was there that afternoon drilling Mr.
+Holloway and myself for the parts which we took
+in the charity play that week; after he went out we
+went over one of the scenes alone. Perhaps you
+heard part of that." She stopped and almost
+choked. "Mr. Holloway has never really made
+any love to me&mdash;perhaps he never wanted to&mdash;perhaps
+I've never wanted him to."</p>
+
+<p>Jack stared. His misconception was so strongly
+<pb n="111" /><anchor id="Pg111" />intrenched in the forefront of his brain that he
+could not possibly dislodge it at once.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott continued to dry the tears that
+continued to rise; she seemed terribly affected at
+finding herself to have been the cause (no matter
+how innocently) of this latest tale of wrack and
+ruin.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean to say," the young man said, at
+last, "that there was no truth in what I heard?
+Don't you expect to marry Holloway?"</p>
+
+<p>"I never expect to marry anyone, but certainly
+not him," she replied, trying to regain her composure.</p>
+
+<p>"Honest?"</p>
+
+<p>"Assuredly."</p>
+
+<p>It was as if an unseen orchestra had suddenly
+burst forth just near enough and just far enough
+away. He came to the side of her chair and laid
+his hand upon its back.</p>
+
+<p>"Then what have you been thinking of me
+lately?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Very sad thoughts," she confessed&mdash;hiding
+her face again.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you care?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I cared."</p>
+
+<p>He stood beside her for a long time without
+speaking or moving. Then he suddenly pulled a
+chair forward, and sat down close in front of her.
+<pb n="112" /><anchor id="Pg112" /></p>
+
+<p>"Don't cry," he said, almost daring to be
+tender. "There's nothing to cry about <hi rend="font-style: italic">now</hi>, you
+know."</p>
+
+<p>"I think there's plenty for me to cry about," she
+said, looking up through her long wet lashes. "It
+is so terrible for me to be the one that is to blame.
+Papa swears he'll never forgive Bob, and your
+aunt&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Lord love you!" he exclaimed; "don't worry
+over me or my aunt. I don't. I don't mind anything,
+with Holloway staked in the ditch. I can
+get along well enough now."</p>
+
+<p>He smiled&mdash;actually smiled&mdash;as he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you mustn't speak so," she said, blushing;
+"indeed, you must not." And smiled, too, in spite
+of herself.</p>
+
+<p>"Who's going to stop me?" he said. "You
+know that you can't; I'm miles the biggest."</p>
+
+<p>She looked at him and tried to frown, but only
+blushed again instead. He put out his hand and
+took hers into its clasp.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm everlasting glad to shake college," he
+declared gayly; "it never was my favorite alley.
+I've made up my mind to go to work just as soon
+as I get these pastry strips off my head."</p>
+
+<p>"Where?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know. Anywhere. I don't care."</p>
+
+<p>"But you'll come to my house when Bob comes
+<pb n="113" /><anchor id="Pg113" />next week, won't you?" she asked suddenly.
+"I can see now why you wouldn't before, but&mdash;but
+it's different now. Isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is it?" he said, asking the question chiefly of
+her pretty eyes. "Is it honestly different now?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think it is," she answered.</p>
+
+<p>A door banged below.</p>
+
+<p>"That's Burr!" he exclaimed, remembering
+suddenly the proximity of their chairs, and making
+haste to place himself farther away.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett's step was heard on the stair.</p>
+
+<p>"You never said anything to him, did you?"
+she questioned quickly.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly not."</p>
+
+<p>The next instant Burnett was in the room, and
+his sister was in his arms. (Astonishing how coolly
+he accepted the fact, too.)</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Denham is coming to me with you,
+Bob," she said when he released her. "I've persuaded
+him."</p>
+
+<p>"How did you do it?" she was asked.</p>
+
+<p>"By undertaking to reconcile him with his aunt,
+dear," she replied, blandly. "It's a contract that
+we've drawn up between us. You know that I was
+always rather good in the part of the peacemaker."</p>
+
+<p>As she spoke, her eyes fell warningly on the
+manifest astonishment of Aunt Mary's nephew.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't know what you're undertaking,
+<pb n="114" /><anchor id="Pg114" />Betty," said her brother. "You never had a
+chance to take Aunt Mary for better, for worse&mdash;I
+have."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not alarmed," said she, "I'm very
+courageous. I'm sure I'll succeed."</p>
+
+<p>"Can the mender of ways&mdash;other people's
+ways&mdash;come in?" asked a voice at the door.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mitchell's voice, and he came in without
+waiting for an invitation.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it time that I went?" Mrs. Rosscott asked
+him, anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Half an hour yet."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say Jack," cried Burnett, "let's boil
+some water in the witch-hazel pan, and make a
+rarebit in the poultice pan, and have some tea
+here."</p>
+
+<p>"Sure," said Jack, suddenly become his blithe
+and buoyant self again. "You just take off your
+hat and look the other way, Mrs. Rosscott, and
+we'll have you a lunch in a jiffy."</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="115" /><anchor id="Pg115" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Twelve - A Trap For Aunt Mary</head>
+
+
+<p>In Aunt Mary's part of the country the skies
+had been crying themselves sick for the last six
+weeks. The cranberry bog was a goner forever,
+it was feared, and a little house, very handy
+for sorting berries in, had had its foundations
+undermined, and disappeared beneath the face of
+the waters also.</p>
+
+<p>Under such propitious circumstances, Aunt
+Mary sat by her own particular window and looked
+sternly and severely out across the garden and
+down the road. Lucinda sat by the other window
+sewing. Lucinda hadn't changed materially, but
+her general appearance struck her mistress as more
+irritating than ever. Everything and everybody
+seemed to have become more and more irritating
+ever since Jack had been disinherited. Of course,
+it was right that he should have been disinherited,
+but Aunt Mary hadn't thought much beforehand
+as to what would happen afterward, and it was too
+aggravating to have him turn out so well just when
+she had lost all patience with him and so cast him
+<pb n="116" /><anchor id="Pg116" />off forever, and for him to develop such a beautiful
+character, all of a sudden too&mdash;just as if education
+and good advice had been his undoing and
+seclusion and illness were the guardian angels
+arrived just in time to save him from the evil
+effects thereof.</p>
+
+<p>It hadn't occurred to Aunt Mary that people
+keep on living just the same even after they have
+been cut out of a will. And she never had counted
+on Jack's taking his bitter medicine in the spirit he
+was manifesting. She had not calculated any
+of the possible effects of her hasty action very
+maturely, but she certainly had not anticipated a
+lamblike submission to even the harshest of her
+edicts, nor had she expected Jack to be one who
+would strictly observe the Bible regulations and
+so return good for evil&mdash;in other words, write her
+now when he had never written her in the bygone
+years (unless under sharpest financial stress of
+circumstances).</p>
+
+<p>Yet such was the case. Jack had become a
+"ready letter-writer" ever since his removal to the
+city, whither some kind friends had invited him
+directly he could leave his sick-room. Aunt Mary
+did not know who the friends were and had hesitated
+somewhat as to opening the first letter. But
+it had borne no sting&mdash;being instead most sweetly
+pathetic, and since then, others had followed with
+<pb n="117" /><anchor id="Pg117" />touching frequency. Their polished periods fell
+upon the old lady's stony hardness of heart with
+the persistent frequency of the proverbial drop of
+water. After the second she had ceased to regard
+the instructions given Lucinda as to mentioning her
+nephew's name, and after the third he became
+again her favorite topic of conversation.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed that the poor boy had had the misfortune
+to contract measles, and in his weakened
+state the disease had nearly proved fatal. You can
+perhaps divine the effect of this statement on the
+grand-aunt, and the further effect of the words:
+"But never mind, Aunt Mary," with which he concluded
+the brief narration.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary had tried to snort and had sniffed
+instead; she had turned back to the first page, read,
+"All my head has been shaved, but I don't care
+about having any more fun, anyhow," and had
+let the letter fall in her lap. Every time that she
+had thought since of "our boy," her anger had
+fallen hotter upon whoever was handiest. Lucinda
+(who was used to it) lived under a figurative rain
+of cinders, and thrived salamander-like in their
+midst; but Arethusa&mdash;who had come up for a
+week&mdash;found herself totally unable to stand the
+endless lava and boiling ashes, and fled back to the
+bosom of Mr. Arethusa the third morning after
+her arrival.
+<pb n="118" /><anchor id="Pg118" /></p>
+
+<p>"I've got to go, I find," she had yelled the night
+before her departure.</p>
+
+<p>"I certainly wish you would," replied her aunt.
+"I'm a great believer in married women paying
+attention at home before they begin to pry into
+their neighbors' affairs. It's a good idea. Most
+generally&mdash;most always."</p>
+
+<p>This was bitterly unkind, since Arethusa was in
+the habit of taking the long journey purely out of a
+sense of duty and to keep Lucinda up to the mark;
+but grateful appreciation is rarely ever a salient
+point in the character of an autocrat.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad she's gone," Aunt Mary told
+Lucinda, when they were left together once more.
+"She puts me beyond all patience. She chatters
+gibberish that I can't make out a word of for
+an hour at a time, and then, all of a sudden,
+she screams, 'Dinner's ready,' or something
+equally silly, in a voice like a carvin' knife.
+It's enough to drive a sane person stark, raving
+mad. It is."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda acquiesced with a nod. Lucinda herself
+was glad that Arethusa had gone. She resented
+the manner in which the latter always looked over
+the preserve closet and counted the silver. Nothing
+was ever missing, because Lucinda was as honest
+as a day twenty-five hours long, but the more
+honest those of Lucinda's caliber are, the more
+<pb n="119" /><anchor id="Pg119" />mad they get if they feel that they are being
+watched. So Lucinda acquiesced with a nod.</p>
+
+<p>The mistress and maid were sitting alone together,
+with the June rain falling without, and it
+was that pleasantly exciting hour which comes only
+in the country and is known as "about mail-time."</p>
+
+<p>"There's Joshua now," Aunt Mary exclaimed,
+presently, "I see him turnin' in the gate. He'll be
+at the door before you get there, Lucinda,&mdash;he
+will. There, he's twistin' his wheel off. He's
+tryin' to hold Billy an' hold the letters an' whistle,
+all at once. Why don't you go to him, Lucinda?
+Can't you hear a whistle that I can see? Or, if
+you can't hear the whistle, can't you hear me? Do
+you think whoever wrote those letters would be
+much pleased if they could see you so slow about
+gettin' them? Do&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Just here the old lady, turning toward Lucinda,
+perceived that she had been gone&mdash;Heaven knew
+how long. She felt decidedly vexed at finding herself
+to be in the wrong, rubbed her nose impatiently,
+and waited in a temper to match the
+rubbing.</p>
+
+<p>"My Lord! how slow she is!" she thought.
+"Well, if I don't die of old age first, I presume
+I'll get my letters some time. Maybe."</p>
+
+<p>As a matter of fact, the door had blown shut
+behind Lucinda, and the latter personage was making
+<pb n="120" /><anchor id="Pg120" />her way, with well-hoisted skirts, around the
+house to the back door. She didn't pass the window
+where the Argus-eyed was looking forth;
+because that lady had strong opinions of those who
+let doors bang behind them without their own
+volition.</p>
+
+<p>Five minutes later the maid did finally appear
+with one letter.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought you was waitin' to bring to-morrow's
+mail at the same time," said Aunt Mary,
+icily.</p>
+
+<p>Then she found that the letter was from Jack,
+and Lucinda was completely forgotten in the
+pleasure of opening and reading it.</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p><hi rend="font-variant: small-caps">Dear Aunt Mary</hi>:</p>
+
+<p>It seems so strange how I'm just learning the
+pleasure of writing letters. I enjoy it more every
+day. When I see a pen I can hardly keep from
+feeling that I ought to write you directly. I think
+of you, then, because I'm thinking of you most
+always. It seems as if I never appreciated you
+before, Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>I want to tell you something that I know will
+make you happy. I've never made you very happy
+Aunt Mary, but I'm going to begin now. I've got
+a place where I can earn my own living, and I'm
+going to work just as soon as I am strong enough.
+I'm as tickled as a baby over it. I'll lay you any
+odds I get to be a richer man than the other John
+Watkins. I reckon money was bad for me, Aunt
+<pb n="121" /><anchor id="Pg121" />Mary, and I can see that you've done just the right
+thing to make a man of me. That isn't surprising,
+because you always did do just the right thing,
+Aunt Mary; it was I that always did just the wrong
+thing, but I'm straightened out now and this time
+it's forever&mdash;you just wait and see.</p>
+
+<p>There's one thing bothers me some, and that is
+I don't get strong very fast. They want me to
+take a tonic, but I don't think a tonic would help
+me much. I feel so sort of blue and depressed, and
+perhaps that's natural, for Bob's away most of the
+time and I'm here all alone. It's a big house and
+sort of lonely and sometimes I find myself imagining
+how it would seem to have someone from
+home in it with me, and I find myself almost crying&mdash;I
+do, for a fact, Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>Next week, Bob is going to be away more than
+usual, and I'm dreading it awfully; but never mind,
+Aunt Mary, I don't want to make you blue, because
+honestly I don't think I'm going into a decline,
+even if the doctor does. And, after all, if I did
+sort of dwindle away it wouldn't matter much, for
+I'm not worth anything, and no one knows that as
+well as myself&mdash;except you, Aunt Mary.
+I must stop because it's nine o'clock and time I
+was in bed. I've got some socks to wash out first,
+too; you see, I'm learning how to economize just
+as fast as I can. It's only two miles to my work,
+and I'm going to walk back and forth always&mdash;that'll
+be between fifty cents and a dollar saved
+each week. I'm figuring on how to live on my
+salary and never have a debt, and you'll be proud
+of me yet, Aunt Mary&mdash;if I don't die first.</p>
+
+<p>Think of me all alone here next week. If I
+wasn't steadfast as a rock I believe I'd do something
+<pb n="122" /><anchor id="Pg122" />foolish just to get out of myself. But never
+mind, Aunt Mary, it's all right.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Your afft. nephew,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">John Watkins, Jr., Denham.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>When Lucinda returned from drying her feet,
+Aunt Mary had her handkerchief in one hand and
+spectacles in the other.</p>
+
+<p>"Saints and sinners!" cried the maid, in a
+voice that grated with sympathy. "He ain't writ
+to say he's dead, is he?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Aunt Mary; "but he isn't as well
+as he makes out. There's no deceivin' me,
+Lucinda!"</p>
+
+<p>"Dear! dear!" cried the Trusty and True; "is
+that so? What's to be done? Do you want
+Joshua to run anywhere?"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary suddenly regained her composure.</p>
+
+<p>"Run anywhere?" she asked, with her usual
+bitter intonation. "If you ain't the greatest fool
+I ever was called upon to bed and board, Lucinda!
+Will you kindly explain to me how settin' Joshua
+trottin' is goin' to do any mortal good to my poor
+boy away off there in that dreadful city?"</p>
+
+<p>"He could telegraph to Miss Arethusa,"
+Lucinda suggested. The suggestion bespoke the
+superior moral quality of Lucinda's make-up&mdash;her
+own feeling toward Arethusa being considered.
+<pb n="123" /><anchor id="Pg123" /></p>
+
+<p>"I don't want her," said Aunt Mary with a
+positiveness that was final. "I don't want her.
+My heavens, Lucinda, ain't we just had enough
+of her? Anyhow, if you ain't, I have. I don't
+want her, nor no livin' soul except my trunk; an'
+I want that just as quick as Joshua can haul it down
+out of the attic."</p>
+
+<p>"You ain't thinkin' of goin' travelin'!" the
+maid cried in consternation; "you can't never be
+thinkin' of <hi rend="font-style: italic">that?</hi>"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said her mistress with fine irony; "I
+want the trunk to make a pie out of, probably."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda was speechless.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucinda," her mistress said, after a few
+seconds had faded away unimproved, "seems to
+me I mentioned wantin' Joshua to get down a
+trunk&mdash;seems to me I did."</p>
+
+<p>The maid turned and left the room. She felt
+more or less dazed. Nothing so startling as Aunt
+Mary's wanting a trunk had happened in years.
+Disinheriting Jack was not in it by comparison.
+She went slowly away to find Joshua and found
+him in the farther end of the rear woodhouse&mdash;John
+Watkins, like several of his ilk, having
+marked each forward step in the world by a back
+extension of his house.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua was chopping wood; his ax was high in
+the air. He also was calm and unsuspecting.
+<pb n="124" /><anchor id="Pg124" /></p>
+
+<p>"She's goin' to the city all alone!" Lucinda's
+voice suddenly proclaimed behind him.</p>
+
+<p>The ax fell.</p>
+
+<p>"Who says so?" its handler demanded, facing
+about in surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"She says so."</p>
+
+<p>Joshua picked up the ax and poised it afresh.
+He was himself again.</p>
+
+<p>"She'll go then," he said calmly.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda marched around in front of him, and
+planted herself firmly among the chips.</p>
+
+<p>"Joshua Whittlesey!"</p>
+
+<p>"We can't help it," said Joshua stolidly.
+"We're here to mind her. If she wants to go to
+New York, or to change her will, all we've got
+to do is to be simple witnesses."</p>
+
+<p>"She don't want Miss Arethusa telegraphed,"
+said Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't blame her," said Joshua; "if I was
+her and if I was goin' to New York I wouldn't
+want no one telegraphed."</p>
+
+<p>"She wants her trunk out of the attic."</p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll get her trunk out of the attic.
+When does she want it?"</p>
+
+<p>"She wants it now."</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image03" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image03.png">
+<head rend="text-align: center">"She's goin' to the city all alone!' Lucinda's voice
+suddenly proclaimed behind him."</head>
+<figDesc>Illustration 3</figDesc></figure></p><p></p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll get it now," said Joshua. From
+the general trend of this and other remarks of
+Joshua the reader will readily divine why he had
+<pb n="125" /><anchor id="Pg125" />been in Aunt Mary's employ for thirty years, and
+had always been characterized by her as "a most
+sensible man," and anyone who had seen the
+alacrity with which the trunk was brought and the
+respectful attention with which Aunt Mary's further
+commands were received would have been
+forced to coincide in her opinion.</p>
+
+<p>The packing of the trunk was a task which fell
+to Lucinda's lot and was performed under the
+eagle eye of her mistress. Aunt Mary's ideas of
+what she would require were delightfully unsophisticated
+and brought up short on the farther-side
+of her tooth brush and her rubbers. Nevertheless
+she agreed in Lucinda's suggestions as to
+more extensive supplies.</p>
+
+<p>Late that afternoon Joshua drove into town
+(amidst a wealth of mud spatters) and dispatched
+the answer to Jack's letter. Aunt Mary was urged
+to haste by several considerations, some well
+defined, and others not so much so. To Lucinda
+she imparted her terrible anxiety over the dear
+boy's health, but not even to herself did she admit
+her much more terrible anxiety lest Arethusa or
+Mary should suddenly appear and insist on accompanying
+her. She wanted to go, but she wanted
+to go alone.</p>
+
+<p>Jack telegraphed a response that night, and his
+aunt left by the Monday morning train. She had
+<pb n="126" /><anchor id="Pg126" />a six o'clock breakfast, and drove into town at a
+quarter of nine so as to be absolutely certain not
+to miss the train. Joshua drove, with the trunk
+perched beside him. It was a small and unassuming
+trunk, but Aunt Mary was not one who
+believed in putting on airs just because she was
+rich. Lucinda sat on the back seat with her
+mistress.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure I hope you'll enjoy yourself," she
+said.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course he's nothing but a boy," Aunt Mary
+replied,&mdash;"an' I've told you a hundred times that
+boys will be boys and we mustn't expect otherwise."</p>
+
+<p>They arrived on time, and only had an hour
+and three-quarters to wait in the station. Toward
+the last Aunt Mary grew very nervous for fear
+something had happened to the train; but it came
+to time according to the waiting-room clock.
+Joshua put her aboard, and she soon had nothing
+left to worry over except the wonder as to whether
+Jack would be on hand to meet her or not.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua drove back home, let Lucinda out at the
+door, and put the horse up before going in to where
+she sat in solitary glory.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder what <hi rend="font-style: italic">he's</hi> up to?" she said with a
+pleasant sense of unlimited freedom as to the subject
+and duration of the conversation.
+<pb n="127" /><anchor id="Pg127" /></p>
+
+<p>"Suthin', of course," was the answer.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you s'pose he's really sick?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you s'pose she thinks he's really sick?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mebbe."</p>
+
+<p>"Ain't you goin' to sit down, Joshua?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see nothin' to make me sit down here
+for."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think of her going?" she said,
+as he walked toward the door.</p>
+
+<p>"I think she'll have a good time."</p>
+
+<p>"At her age?"</p>
+
+<p>"Havin' a good time ain't a matter o' age," said
+Joshua. "It's a matter o' bein' willin' to have a
+good time."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda screwed her face up mightily.</p>
+
+<p>"If I was sure she'd be gone for a week," she
+said, "I'd go a-visitin' myself."</p>
+
+<p>"She'll be gone a week," said Joshua; and the
+manner and matter of his speech were both those
+of a prophet.</p>
+
+<p>Then he went out and the door slammed to
+behind him.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="128" /><anchor id="Pg128" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+<head>Chapter Thirteen - Aunt Mary Entrapped</head>
+
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's arrival in the city just coincided
+with the arrival of that day's five
+o'clock. Five o'clock in early June is very
+bright daylight, therefore she was rather bewildered
+when the train pulled up in the darkness and
+electricity of the station's confusion. The change
+from sunlight to smoke blinded her somewhat and
+the view from the car window did not restore her
+equanimity. When the porter, to whom she had
+been discreetly recommended by Joshua, came for
+her bags, she felt woefully distressed and not at
+all like her usual self.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, do I have to get out?" she said. "I ain't
+been in this place for twenty-five years, and I was
+to be met."</p>
+
+<p>The porter's grin hovered comfortingly over
+her head.</p>
+
+<p>"You can stay here jus' 's long as you like,
+ma'am," he yelled, in the voice of a train dispatcher.
+"I'll send your friends in when they
+inquiahs."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary eyed him gratefully, and gave him
+<pb n="129" /><anchor id="Pg129" />the nickel which she had been carefully holding in
+her hand for the last hour.</p>
+
+<p>Then she looked up, and saw Jack!</p>
+
+<p>A perfectly splendid Jack, in resplendent attire,
+handsome, beaming, with a big bouquet of violets
+in his hand!</p>
+
+<p>"For you, Aunt Mary," he said, and dropped
+them into her lap, and hugged her fervently. She
+clung to him with a cling that forgot the immediate
+past, disinheriting and all. Oh! she was so
+glad to see him!</p>
+
+<p>The porter approached with a beneficent look.</p>
+
+<p>"Has he taken good care of you, Aunt Mary?"
+Jack asked, as the man gathered up the things and
+they started to leave the car.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, indeed," Aunt Mary declared.</p>
+
+<p>So Jack gave the porter a dollar.</p>
+
+<p>Then they left the train.</p>
+
+<p>"I was so worried," Aunt Mary said, as she
+went along the platform hanging on her nephew's
+arm. "I thought you'd met with an accident."</p>
+
+<p>"I couldn't get on until the rest got off," he
+said, gazing down on her with a smile; "but I was
+on hand, all right. My, but it's good to think that
+you're here, Aunt Mary! Maybe you think that
+I don't appreciate your taking all this trouble for
+me, but I do, just the same."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary smiled all over. Everyone who
+<pb n="130" /><anchor id="Pg130" />passed them was smiling, too, and that added to
+the general joy of the atmosphere. Aunt Mary
+felt proud of Jack, and rejoiced as to herself. Her
+content with life in general was, for the moment,
+limitless. She did not stop to dissect the sources
+of her delight. She was not in a critical mood just
+then.</p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you stick those flowers in your
+belt, Aunt Mary?" her nephew asked, as they
+penetrated the worst of the human jungle, and the
+preservation of the violets appeared to be the main
+question of the day. "That's what the girls do."</p>
+
+<p>His aunt looked vaguely down at herself. She
+had no belt to stick her violets in. She wore no
+belt. She wore a basque. A basque is a beltless
+something that you can't remember, but that
+females did, once upon a time, cover the upper half
+of their forms with. Basques buttoned down the
+front with ten to thirty buttons, and may be studied
+at leisure in any good collection of daguerreotypes.
+Ladies like Aunt Mary are apt to scorn
+such futilities as waning styles after they pass
+beyond a certain age, and for that reason there
+was no place for Jack's violets.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind," he said cheerfully, having
+followed her dubiousness with his understanding.
+"Just hang on to them a minute longer, and we'll
+be out of all this."
+<pb n="131" /><anchor id="Pg131" /></p>
+
+<p>His words came true, and they finally did
+emerge from the seething mass and found a carriage,
+the door of which happened to be standing
+mysteriously open. Within, upon the small seat,
+some omniscient hands had already deposited Aunt
+Mary's bags. It did not take long to stow Aunt
+Mary, face to her luggage, and she was barely
+established there before her trunk came, too; and,
+although the coachman looked so gorgeous, he
+was nevertheless obliging enough to allow it to
+couch humbly at his feet.</p>
+
+<p>Then they rolled away.</p>
+
+<p>Jack sat sideways and looked at his aunt, holding
+her hand. His eyes were unfeignedly happy,
+and his companion matched his eyes. Neither
+seemed to recollect that one was bitterly angry,
+and that the other was on the verge of melancholia.
+Instead, Jack declared fervently:</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary, I've made up my mind to give
+you the time of your life!"</p>
+
+<p>And Aunt Mary drew a sigh of relief in his
+words and anticipation of their fulfillment.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll be happy takin' care of you," she said,
+benevolently. "My!&mdash;but your letter scared me.
+An' yet you look well."</p>
+
+<p>He laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"It's the knowing you were coming that's done
+that, Aunt Mary. You ought to have seen me
+<pb n="132" /><anchor id="Pg132" />when I got your telegram. I almost turned a
+somersault."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary smiled rapturously and patted his
+hand.</p>
+
+<p>And just then they drew up in front of the
+house. She looked out, and her face fell a
+trifle.</p>
+
+<p>"It's awful high and narrow," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"They all are," Jack replied, opening the carriage
+door and jumping out to receive her.</p>
+
+<p>The door at the top of the steps opened, and a
+man came down for the bags. In the hall above,
+a pretty maid waited with a welcoming smile.</p>
+
+<p>Jack piloted his aunt, first up the entrance steps,
+and then up the staircase within, and led her to the
+lovely room which had been vacated for her. The
+maid followed with tea and biscuits, and the man
+brought the luggage and ranged it unobtrusively
+in a corner. There was a lavish richness about
+everything which made Aunt Mary and her trunk
+appear as gray and insignificant as a pair of mice,
+by contrast; but she didn't feel it, and so she didn't
+mind it.</p>
+
+<p>Jack kissed her tenderly.</p>
+
+<p>"Welcome to town, Aunt Mary," he said heartily,
+"and may you never live to look upon this day
+as other than the luckiest of your life!" Then,
+turning to the servant, he said:
+<pb n="133" /><anchor id="Pg133" /></p>
+
+<p>"Janice, you see that you do all that money can
+buy for my aunt."</p>
+
+<p>The maid courtesied. She had arranged the tray
+upon a little table and the spout of the tea pot and
+the round hole in the middle of the toast-cover were
+each pouring forth a pleasant suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary began at once to haul forth her
+keys.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, Aunt Mary," Jack cried, wondering if
+her nose was deaf, too, or whether she didn't feel
+hungry, "don't you see your tea? Or don't you
+want any?"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary thumbed her trunk key.</p>
+
+<p>"I want a nightgown," she said; "maybe I'll
+want something else later. Maybe."</p>
+
+<p>"You're not going to <hi rend="font-style: italic">bed</hi>!"</p>
+
+<p>She drew herself up.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess I can if I want to; I guess I can.
+There's the bed and here's me."</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever are you saying? It isn't half-past
+six o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not <hi rend="font-style: italic">prayin</hi>' about anything," said the
+old lady. "I don't pray about things. I do
+'em when needful. And when I'm tired I go
+to bed."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, Aunt Mary," with sugary sweetness
+and lamb-like submissiveness. "I thought we'd
+dine out together, but if you don't want to, we
+<pb n="134" /><anchor id="Pg134" />needn't. And if you feel like it when you waken,
+we can."</p>
+
+<p>"Dine out," said Aunt Mary, blankly; "has the
+cook left? I never was a great approver of goin'
+and eatin' at boarding houses."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, never mind," Jack said in a key pitched
+to rhyme with high C. "I'll leave you now&mdash;and
+we can see about everything later."</p>
+
+<p>He kissed her, and retired from the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Did he say we're goin' out to dinner?" Aunt
+Mary asked, when she was left alone with the maid,
+who hurried to take her bonnet and shawl, and get
+her into juxtaposition with the tea-tray as rapidly
+as possible.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, ma'am," the girl screamed, nodding.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to," said the old lady firmly.
+"Lots of trouble comes through gettin' out of
+house habits. I've come here to take care of a
+sick boy and not to go gallivantin' round myself.
+I've seen the evils of gallivantin' a good deal
+lately and I don't want to see no more. Not here
+and not nowhere."</p>
+
+<p>Then she began to eat and drink and reflect, all
+at the same time.</p>
+
+<p>"By the way, what's your name?" she asked,
+suddenly. "Jack didn't tell me."</p>
+
+<p>"Janice, ma'am."</p>
+
+<p>"Granite?" said Aunt Mary. "What a funny
+<pb n="135" /><anchor id="Pg135" />idea to name you that! Did they call you for the
+tinware or for the rocks?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," shrieked Janice, who was busily
+occupied in unpacking the traveler's trunk.</p>
+
+<p>Her new mistress watched her with a critical eye
+at first, but it became a more or less sleepy eye as
+the warmth of the tea meandered slowly through
+its owner. There was a battle within Aunt Mary's
+brain; she wanted to please Jack, and she was
+almost dead with sleep.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think that I ought to try and go out
+with my nephew to-night?" she asked Janice.</p>
+
+<p>"If it was me, I should go," cried the maid.</p>
+
+<p>"I never was called slow before," Aunt Mary
+said, bridling. "I'll thank you to remember your
+place, young woman."</p>
+
+<p>Janice explained.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I didn't hear plainly," said Aunt Mary.
+"I don't always. Well go or not go, I've got to
+sleep first. I'm dreadfully sleepy, and I've always
+been a great believer in sleepin' when you're
+sleepy."</p>
+
+<p>The fact of the sleepiness was so evident that no
+attempt was made to gainsay it. Janice brought
+down a quilt from the closet and tucked her charge
+up luxuriously on the great bed. Five minutes
+later she was in dreamland.</p>
+
+<p>Jack came in about seven and looked at her.
+<pb n="136" /><anchor id="Pg136" /></p>
+
+<p>"She mustn't be disturbed," he said thoughtfully.
+"If she wakes up before ten we'll go out
+then."</p>
+
+<p>She awoke about nine, and when she opened her
+eyes the first thing that she saw was Janice, sitting
+near by.</p>
+
+<p>"I feel real good," said Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm so glad," yelled Janice, and smiled, too.</p>
+
+<p>The old lady sat up.</p>
+
+<p>"I believe I could have gone out, after all,"
+she said. "Only I don't want to take dinner
+anywhere."</p>
+
+<p>Then she paused and reflected. It was surprising
+how good she felt and how she did want to
+make Jack happy. "After all boys will be boys,"
+she thought, tenderly, "an' I ain't but seventy, so I
+don't see why I shouldn't go out with him if he
+wants to. I'm a great believer in doin' what you
+want to&mdash;I mean, in doin' what other folks want
+you to. At any rate I'm a great believer in it
+sometimes. To-day&mdash;this time."</p>
+
+<p>"Your nephew is waiting," the maid howled.
+"Shall I tell him you want to go after all?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is it late?" the old lady inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, dear, no!"</p>
+
+<p>"Wouldn't you go if you was me?" asked the
+old lady.</p>
+
+<p>Janice smiled.
+<pb n="137" /><anchor id="Pg137" /></p>
+
+<p>"Indeed I would."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary rose. A flood of metropolitan fever
+suddenly surged up and around and over and
+through her.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell him I'll be down in five minutes," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"Can you change in that time?" Janice stopped
+to shriek.</p>
+
+<p>"What should I change for?" Aunt Mary demanded
+in astonishment. "Ain't I all dressed
+now?"</p>
+
+<p>Janice did not attempt to shriek any counter-advice,
+and while she was gone to find Jack, her
+mistress brushed herself in some places, soaped herself
+in others, and considered her toilet made.
+When Janice returned she caught up a loose lock
+of hair, and put the placket-hole of her skirt square
+in the middle of Aunt Mary's back, and dared go
+no further. There was an air even about the back
+of Jack's influential aunt which forbade too much
+liberty to those dealing with her.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="138" /><anchor id="Pg138" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Fourteen - Aunt Mary En Fête</head>
+
+
+<p>Aunt Mary descended the stairs about
+half-past nine; she thought it was about a
+quarter to eight, but the difference between
+the hour that it was and the hour that she thought
+that it was will be all the same a hundred years
+from now.</p>
+
+<p>Jack came out of the Louis XIV. drawing room
+when he heard her step in the hall. There was
+another young man with him.</p>
+
+<p>"This is my friend Burnett, Aunt Mary," her
+nephew roared. "You must excuse his not bowing lower,
+but you know he broke his collarbone
+recently."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary shook hands warmly; she knew all
+about the ribs and the collarbone, because they had
+formed big items in the testimony which had momentarily
+and as momentously relegated Jack to
+the comradeship of the devil himself, in her eyes.
+However, she recalled them merely as facts now&mdash;not
+at all in a disagreeable way&mdash;and gave Burnett
+an extra squeeze of good-fellowship, as she said:</p>
+
+<p>"You had a narrow escape, young man."
+<pb n="139" /><anchor id="Pg139" /></p>
+
+<p>"I didn't have any escape at all," said Burnett.
+"The escape went down at the back, and I had to
+jump from a cornice."</p>
+
+<p>"Burnett is going out to dine with us, Aunt
+Mary," said Jack. "There's so little he can eat
+on account of his ribs that he's a good dinner guest
+for me."</p>
+
+<p>Jack's aunt felt vaguely uncomfortable over this
+allusion to her grand-nephew's circumstances, and
+coughed in slight embarrassment.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett opened the door, and the carriage lamp
+shone below. (Is there ever anything more
+delightfully suggestive than a carriage lamp shining
+down below?) They took her down and
+put her in, and the carriage rolled away.</p>
+
+<p>It was that June when "Bedelia" covered nearly
+the whole of the political horizon; it was the date of
+June when West Point, Vassar, the Blue, the Red,
+the Black and Yellow and every known device for
+getting rid of young and growing-up America are
+all cast loose at once on our fair land. The streets
+were a scene of glorious confusion, and but for
+Aunt Mary no considerations could have kept Burnett's
+collarbone and Jack's melancholia cooped
+up in a closed carriage. As it was, they were both
+fidgeting like two youthful Uncle Sams in a European
+railway coupe, when the latter suddenly exclaimed:
+"Here we are!" and threw open the
+<pb n="140" /><anchor id="Pg140" />door as he spoke. Then he got out and Burnett
+got out and between them they got Aunt Mary out.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary regarded the awning and carpet and
+general glitter with a more or less appalled gaze.</p>
+
+<p>"Looks like&mdash;" she began; and was interrupted
+by a voice at her side:</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, Jack!"</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, Clover!"</p>
+
+<p>She turned and saw him of the pale mustache
+whom we once met in Mrs. Rosscott's drawing
+room. He was in no wise altered since that occasion
+except that his attire was slightly more resplendent
+and he had on a silk hat.</p>
+
+<p>Jack shook hands warmly and then he turned
+to his relative.</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary, this is my friend Clover; he's
+often heard me speak of you."</p>
+
+<p>"Glad to meet you, Mr. Rover," said Aunt
+Mary, cordially, and she, too, shook hands with
+that cordiality that flourishes beyond city limits.</p>
+
+<p>Her nephew bent over her ear-trumpet.</p>
+
+<p>"Clover!" he howled, with all the strength he
+owned.</p>
+
+<p>"I heard before," said Aunt Mary, somewhat
+coldly.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on and dine with us, Clover," said Jack;
+"that'll make four." (By the way, isn't it odd
+how many people ask their friends to dinner for
+<pb n="141" /><anchor id="Pg141" />the simple reason that, arithmetically considered,
+each counts as one!)</p>
+
+<p>"All right, I will," said Clover, in his languid
+drawl.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary saw his lips.</p>
+
+<p>"It's no use my deceivin' you as to my bein' a
+little hard of hearin'," she said to him, "because
+you can see my ear-trumpet; so I'll trouble you to
+say that over again."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, I will," Clover wailed, good-humoredly.</p>
+
+<p>"What?" asked Aunt Mary. "I didn't&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Jack cut her short by leading the party inside.</p>
+
+<p>The scene within was as gorgeous with golden
+stucco as the dining-room of a German liner. Aunt
+Mary was so overcome that she traversed half the
+room before she became aware of the mighty attention
+which she and her three escorts were attracting.
+In truth, it is not every day that three
+good-looking young men take a tiny old lady, a
+bunch of violets and an ear-trumpet out to dine
+at ten o'clock.</p>
+
+<p>"Everyone's lookin'," she said to Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"It's your back, Aunt Mary," he replied, in a
+voice that shook some loose golden flakes from the
+ceiling. "I tell you, not many women of your age
+have a back like yours, and don't you forget it."</p>
+
+<p>The compliment pleased Aunt Mary, because
+<pb n="142" /><anchor id="Pg142" />she had all her life been considered round-shouldered.
+It also pleased her because she never had
+received many compliments. The Aunt Marys of
+this world love flattery just as dearly as the Mrs.
+Rosscotts; the sad part of life is that they rarely
+get any. The women like Mrs. Rosscott know
+why the Aunt Marys go unflattered, but the Aunt
+Marys never understand. It's all sad&mdash;and
+true&mdash;and undeniable.</p>
+
+<p>They went to a table, and were barely seated
+when another man came up.</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, Jack!"</p>
+
+<p>"Hello, Mitchell!"</p>
+
+<p>It was he of Scotch ancestry. Jack sprang up
+and greeted him with warmth, then he turned to
+Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary," he screamed, "this is my
+friend"&mdash;he paused, put on all steam and
+ploughed right through&mdash;"Herbert Kendrick
+Mitchell."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't catch that at all," said Aunt Mary,
+calmly, "but I'm just as glad to meet the gentleman."</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell clasped her hand with an expression
+as burning as if it was real.</p>
+
+<p>"I declare," he yelled straight at her, "if this
+isn't what I've been dreaming towards ever since
+I first knew Jack."
+<pb n="143" /><anchor id="Pg143" /></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary fairly shone.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me," she began, "if I'd known&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"You'd better dine with us, Mitchell," said
+Jack; "that'll make five."</p>
+
+<p>"It won't make but three for me," said Mitchell.
+"I haven't had but two dinners before
+to-night."</p>
+
+<p>Clover smiled because he heard, and Aunt Mary
+smiled because she didn't, but was happy anyway.
+She had altogether forgotten that she had
+demurred at dining out. They all sat down and
+shook out their napkins. Mitchell and Clover
+shook Aunt Mary's for her and gave it a beautiful
+cornerways spread across her lap.</p>
+
+<p>Then the waiter laid another plate for Mitchell,
+and brought oyster cocktails for everyone. Aunt
+Mary eyed hers with early curiosity and later suspicion;
+and she smelled of it very carefully.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe they're good oysters," she
+said.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, they are," cried Mitchell reassuringly.
+His voice, when he turned it upon her, was pitched
+like a clarionet. The blind would surely have seen
+as well as the deaf have heard had there been any
+candidates for miracles in his immediate vicinity.
+"They're first-class," he added, "you just go at
+them and see."</p>
+
+<p>The reassured took another whiff.
+<pb n="144" /><anchor id="Pg144" /></p>
+
+<p>"You can have mine," she said directly afterwards;
+and there was an air of decision about her
+speech which brooked no opposition. Yet Mitchell
+persisted.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," he yelled; "you must learn how.
+Just throw your head back and take 'em quick&mdash;after
+the fashion that they eat raw eggs, don't
+you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"But she can't," said Clover. "There's too
+much, particularly as she isn't used to them. I'll
+tell you, Miss Watkins," he cried, hoisting his own
+voice to the masthead, "you eat the oysters, and
+leave the cocktail. That's the way to get gradually
+trained into the wheel."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary thought some of obeying; she fished
+out one oyster, wiped it carefully with a bit of
+bread, regarded it with more than dubious countenance,
+and then suddenly decided not to.</p>
+
+<p>"I'd rather be at home when I try experiments,"
+she said, decidedly; and the waiter carried off her
+cocktail and gave her food that was good beyond
+question thereafter.</p>
+
+<p>The dinner went with zest. It was an enlivening
+party that consumed it, and what they consumed
+with it enlivened them still more. The
+gentlemen soon reached the point where they could
+laugh over jokes they could not understand, and
+the one lady member became equally merry over
+<pb n="145" /><anchor id="Pg145" />wit that she did not hear. She forgot for the
+nonce that there were any phases of life in which
+she was not a believer, and whether this was owing
+to the surrounding gayety or to the champagne
+which they persuaded her to taste it is not my
+province to explain.</p>
+
+<p>"Now we must lay our lines for events to come,"
+Jack said, when they advanced upon the dessert
+and prepared to occupy an extensive territory of
+ices, fruit, and jellied something or other. "It
+would be a sin for Aunt Mary to leave this famous
+battlefield without a few honorable scars! We
+must take her out in a bubble for one thing
+and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"In mine!" cried Clover. "To-morrow!
+Why can't she?&mdash;I held up my hand first?"</p>
+
+<p>"All right," said Jack; "to-morrow she's
+your's. At four o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"She must have goggles," cried Mitchell.
+"She must have goggles and be all fixed up, and
+when you have got her the goggles and she has
+been all fixed up, I ask, as a last boon, that I may
+go along, just so as to see everyone who sees her."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll all go," Clover explained. "I'll 'chuff'
+her myself and then there'll be room for everyone."</p>
+
+<p>"To the auto and to to-morrow!" cried Burnett,
+hastily pouring out a fresh toast, which even
+<pb n="146" /><anchor id="Pg146" />Aunt Mary applauded, not at all knowing what
+she was applauding.</p>
+
+<p>"And now for the next day," said Jack. "I
+think I'll give her a box-party. Don't you want
+to go to the theater in a box, Aunt Mary?"</p>
+
+<p>"Go where in a box?" said Aunt Mary, starting
+a little. "I didn't quite catch that."</p>
+
+<p>"To the theater," Jack yelled.</p>
+
+<p>"To the theater," repeated his aunt a trifle
+blankly, "I&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And the next day," said Mitchell suddenly (he
+had been reflecting maturely), "I'll take you all
+up the sound in my yacht."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, hurrah," cried Burnett, "that'll be bully!
+And the day after I'll give her a picnic."</p>
+
+<p>"Time of your life, Aunt Mary," Jack shrieked
+in her ear-trumpet; "time of your life!"</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me!" said Aunt Mary, "I don't
+just&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary! glasses down!" cried Clover;
+"may she live forever and forever."</p>
+
+<p>"To Aunt Mary, glasses up," said Mitchell.
+"Glasses up come before glasses down always.
+It's one of the laws of Nature&mdash;human nature&mdash;also
+of good nature. Here's to Aunt Mary, and if
+she isn't the Aunt Mary of all of us here's a hoping
+she may get there some day; I don't just see how,
+but I ask the indulgence of those present on the
+<pb n="147" /><anchor id="Pg147" />plea that I have indulged quite a little myself to-night.
+Honi soit qui mal y pense; ora pro nobis,
+Erin-go-Bragh. Present company being present,
+and impossible to except on that account, we will
+omit the three cheers and choke down the tiger."</p>
+
+<p>They all drank, and the dinner having by this
+time dwindled down to coffee grounds and cheese
+crumbs a vote was taken as to where they should
+go next.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary suggested home, but she was over-ruled,
+and they all went elsewhere. She never
+could recollect where she went or what she saw;
+but, as everyone else has been and seen over and
+over again, I won't fuss with detailing it.</p>
+
+<p>The visitor from the country reached home in
+a carriage in the small hours in the morning,
+and Janice received her, looking somewhat
+nervous.</p>
+
+<p>"This is pretty late," she ventured to remind the
+bearers; but as they didn't seem to think so, and she
+was a maiden, wise beyond her years, she spoke no
+further word, but went to work and undressed the
+aged reveller, got her comfortably established in
+bed, and then left her to get a good sleep, an occupation
+which occupied the weary one fully until
+two that afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>When she did at last open her eyes it was several
+minutes before she knew where she was. Her
+<pb n="148" /><anchor id="Pg148" />brain seemed dazed, her intellect more than
+clouded. It is a state of mind to which those who
+habitually go about in hansoms at the hour of dawn
+are well accustomed, but to Aunt Mary it was painfully
+new. She struggled to remember, and felt
+helplessly inadequate to the task. Janice finally
+came in with a glass of something that foamed and
+fizzed, and the victim of late hours drank that and
+came to her senses again. Then she recollected.</p>
+
+<p>"My! but I had a good time last night!" she
+said, putting her hand to her head. "What time
+is it now, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>"Breakfast time," cried the handmaiden.
+"You'll have just long enough to eat and dress
+leisurely before you go out."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" said Aunt Mary blankly; "where 'm
+I goin'? Do you know?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Denham told me that you had promised
+to attend an automobile party at four."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes," said Aunt Mary hastily. "I
+guess I remember. I guess I do. I saw Jack
+wanted to go, so I said I'd go, too. I'm a great
+believer in lettin' the young enjoy themselves."</p>
+
+<p>She looked sharply at Janice as she spoke, but
+Janice was serene.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't come to town to do anything but make
+Jack happy," continued Aunt Mary, "and I see
+that he won't take any fresh air without I go along&mdash;so
+<pb n="149" /><anchor id="Pg149" />I shall go too while I'm here. Mostly. As
+a general thing."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Mitchell called and left these flowers with
+his card," Janice said, opening a huge box of roses;
+"and a man brought a package. Shall I open it?"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's wrinkles fairly radiated.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, did I ever!" she exclaimed. "Yes;
+open it."</p>
+
+<p>Janice proceeded to obey, and the package was
+found to contain an automobile wrap, a pair of
+goggles and a note from Clover.</p>
+
+<p>"My gracious me!" cried Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Denham sent the violets," Janice said,
+pointing to a great bowl of lilac and white
+blossoms.</p>
+
+<p>Just then the doorbell rang, and it was a ten-pound
+box of candy from Burnett.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary collapsed among her pillows.</p>
+
+<p>"I <hi rend="font-style: italic">never</hi> did!" she murmured feebly, and then
+she suddenly exclaimed: "An' to think of me livin'
+up there all my life with plenty of money&mdash;"
+she stopped short. I tell you when you come to
+New York on a mission and stay for the Bacchanalia
+it is hard to hold consistently to either
+standard.</p>
+
+<p>But Janice had gone for her lady's breakfast, and
+after the lady had eaten it and had herself dressed
+for the day's joys, Jack knocked at the door.
+<pb n="150" /><anchor id="Pg150" /></p>
+
+<p>"Well, Aunt Mary," he roared, when he was
+let in, "if you don't look fine! You're the freshest
+of the bunch to-day, sure. You'll be ready for
+another night to-night, and you've only to say
+where, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Granite did my hair," said his aunt; "you
+must praise her, not me."</p>
+
+<p>"And you've got your goggles all ready, too,"
+he continued. "Who sent 'em?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I shan't wiggle," said Aunt Mary
+"although I can't see how it could hurt if I did."</p>
+
+<p>"Come on and let's dress her up," said Jack to
+the maid, "Glory! what fun!"</p>
+
+<p>Thereupon they went to work and rigged the old
+lady out. She was certainly a sight, for she stood
+by her own bonnet, and that failed to jibe with the
+goggles.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett was summoned in to view the proceedings,
+but just as he caught the first glimpse he was
+taken with a fearful cramp in his broken ribs and
+was forced to beat the hastiest sort of a retreat.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope he'll get over it and be able to go out
+with us," said Aunt Mary anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess he'll recover," Jack yelled cheerfully.
+"Oh, there's Clover!"</p>
+
+<p>A sort of dull, ponderous panting sounded in the
+street without, and let all the neighbors know that
+"The Threshing Machine" (as Clover had christened
+<pb n="151" /><anchor id="Pg151" />his elephantine toy) was waiting for someone.</p>
+
+<p>Its owner came in for a stirrup cup; Mitchell
+was with him. Both were togged out as if entered
+for the annual Paris-Bordeaux.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett brought out the cut-glass jugs.</p>
+
+<p>"Ye gods and little fishes! Sapristi! Sacre
+bleu!" he said to his friends. "Just you wait
+till you see our Aunt Mary!"</p>
+
+<p>"Has she got 'em all on?" Clover asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Has she got 'em all on!" said Burnett. "She
+has got 'em all on; and how Jack held his own in
+the room with her I cannot understand. I took
+one look, and if mine had been a surgical case of
+stitches the last thread would have bust that instant.
+I don't believe I dare go out with you. This is a
+life and death game to Jack, and I won't risk
+smashing his future by not being able to keep sober
+in the face of Aunt Mary."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, come on," Clover urged in his wiry voice.
+"You needn't look at her; or, if you do look at her,
+you can look the other way right afterwards, you
+know."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll sit next to her," Mitchell explained. "As
+a sitter by Aunt Mary's side I shone last night; and
+where a man has sat once, the same man can surely
+sit again."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett hesitated, and just then voices were heard
+<pb n="152" /><anchor id="Pg152" />in the hall. Jack and Janice were convoying Aunt
+Mary below.</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell went out into the hall.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Miss Watkins," he said, in a tone such
+as one would use to call down Santos-Dumont,
+"I'm mighty glad to see you looking so well."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary turned the goggles full upon him.</p>
+
+<p>"A present from Mr. Clover," she said smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"I never knew him to take so much trouble for
+any lady before," said Mitchell; and as she arrived
+just then at the foot of the staircase he pressed her
+proffered hand warmly and forthwith led her in
+upon the two men in the library.</p>
+
+<p>She looked exactly like a living edition of one of
+the bug pictures, and Clover had to think and swallow
+fast and hard to keep from being overcome.
+But he was true blue, and came out right side up.
+Aunt Mary was acclaimed on all sides, and escorted
+to the "bubble."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett couldn't resist going, too, at the last
+moment; but, as his ribs were really tender yet, he
+sat in front with Clover. Jack and Mitchell sat
+behind, and deftly inserted the honored guest between
+them.</p>
+
+<p>"It's an even thing as to which is the ear-trumpet
+side," Mitchell said, as they all stood
+about preparatory to climbing in. "Of course,
+that side don't need to holler quite so loud; but
+<pb n="153" /><anchor id="Pg153" />then, to balance, he may get his one and only pair
+of front teeth knocked out any minute."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll take that side," said Jack. "I'm used to
+fighting under the inspiration of the trumpet."</p>
+
+<p>"And God be with you," said his friend piously.
+"May he watch over you and bring you out safe
+and whole&mdash;teeth, eyes, etc."</p>
+
+<p>"Come on," said Clover impatiently; "don't
+you know this thing's getting up power and you're
+wasting it talking."</p>
+
+<p>"Curious," laughed Burnett. "I never knew
+that it was gasolene that men were consuming when
+they kept an automobile waiting."</p>
+
+<p>And then they got in and were off&mdash;a merry
+load, indeed.</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me, but it's a-goin'!" Aunt Mary exclaimed,
+as the thing began to whiz and she felt
+suddenly impelled to clutch wildly at her flanking
+escorts. "Suppose we met a dog."</p>
+
+<p>"We'd leave a floor mat," shrieked Mitchell.
+"Oh, but isn't this great&mdash;greater&mdash;greatest?"</p>
+
+<p>"Time of your life, Aunt Mary!" Jack howled,
+as they went over a boarded spot in the pavement,
+and the old lady nearly went over the back in
+consequence. "You're in for the time of your
+life!"</p>
+
+<p>"How do you like it?" yelled Clover, throwing
+a glance over his shoulder.
+<pb n="154" /><anchor id="Pg154" /></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary started to answer, but they came to
+four car tracks one after another, and the successive
+shocks rendered her speechless.</p>
+
+<p>"Where are we going?" Burnett asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Nowhere," said Clover. "Just waking up
+the machine." And he turned on another million
+volts as he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my bonnet!" cried poor Aunt Mary, and
+that bit of her adornment was in the street and had
+been run over four times before they could slow
+up, turn around, and get back to the scene of its
+output.</p>
+
+<p>It speaks volumes for the permeating atmosphere
+of "having the time of your life" that its
+owner laughed when the wreck was shown to her.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't care a bit," she said. "I can go down
+to Delmonico's an' get me another to-morrow
+mornin', easy."</p>
+
+<p>"What a trump you are, Aunt Mary!" said
+Jack admiringly. "Here, Burnett, fish her out
+that extra cap from the cane rack; there's always
+one in the bottom. There&mdash;now you won't take
+cold, Aunt Mary."</p>
+
+<p>The cap, with its fore-piece, was the crowning
+glory of Aunt Mary's get-up. The brain measurements
+of him who had bought the cap being to its
+present wearer's as five is to three, the effect of its
+proportions, in addition to the goggles and the
+<pb n="155" /><anchor id="Pg155" />ear-trumpet, was such as to have overawed a survivor
+of Medusa's stare.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say," said Mitchell, "it's a sin to keep as
+good a joke as this in the family! We must drive
+her around town until the night falls down or the
+battery burns out."</p>
+
+<p>"I say so too," said Burnett. "This is more
+sport than oiling railroad tracks and seeing old
+Tweedwell brought up for it. Say, set her a-buzzing
+again. It's a big game, isn't it?"</p>
+
+<p>Clover thought so, with the result that they
+speeded through tranquil neighborhoods and
+churned leisurely where the masses seethed until
+countless thousands were wondering what under
+the sun those four young fellows had in the back
+of their car.</p>
+
+<p>The sad part about all good fun is that it has to
+end sooner or later; and about six o'clock the whole
+party began to be aware that, if refreshments were
+not taken, their end was surely close at hand.
+They therefore called a brief halt somewhere to
+get what is technically known as a "sandwich,"
+and the results were thoroughly satisfactory to
+everyone but Aunt Mary. She took one bite of
+her sandwich, and then opened it with an abruptness
+which merged into disgust when it proved to
+be full of fish eggs.</p>
+
+<p>"Why didn't you tell me what it was made of?"
+<pb n="156" /><anchor id="Pg156" />she asked in annoyance. "I feel just as if I'd
+swallowed a marsh&mdash;a green one!"</p>
+
+<p>"That's a shame!" said Clover indignantly.
+"I'll get you something that will take that taste
+out of your mouth double quick. Here!" he
+called to a waiter, and then he gave the man certain
+careful directions.</p>
+
+<p>The latter nodded wisely, and a few minutes
+later brought in a tiny glass containing a pousse-café
+in three different colors.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a cocktail. Drink it quick," Clover
+directed.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary demurred.</p>
+
+<p>"I never drank a cocktail," she began.</p>
+
+<p>"No time like the present to begin," said Clover,
+"you'll have to learn some day."</p>
+
+<p>"Cocktails," said Mitchell, "are the advance
+guard of a newer and brighter civilization.
+They&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"If she's going to take it at all she must take it
+now," said Clover authoritatively. "The green
+and the yellow are beginning to run together.
+Quick now!"</p>
+
+<p>His confiding guest drank quick and became the
+three different colors quicker yet.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter?" Jack asked anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary was speechless.</p>
+
+<p>"He mixed it wrong," said Clover in a sad,
+<pb n="157" /><anchor id="Pg157" />discouraged tone. "What she ought to have got
+first she got last, that's all. The cocktail is upside
+down inside of her, and the effect of it is upside
+down on the outside of her."</p>
+
+<p>"Feel any better now, Aunt Mary?" Jack
+yelled.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't seem to keep the purple swallowed,"
+said the poor old lady. "I want to go home.
+I've always been a great believer in going home
+when you feel like I do now. In general&mdash;as a
+rule."</p>
+
+<p>"I would strongly recommend your obeying her
+wishes," said Mitchell, with great earnestness.
+"There's a time for all things, and, in my opinion,
+she's had about all the queer tastes that she can
+absorb for to-day. Things being as they are and
+mainly as they shouldn't be, I cast my vote in with
+what looks as if it would soon become the losing
+side, and vote to bubble back for all we're
+worth."</p>
+
+<p>There was a general acquiescence in his view of
+the case, which led them all to pile into "The
+Threshing Machine" with unaffected haste and
+rush Aunt Mary bedward as rapidly as was possible
+considering the hour and the policemen.</p>
+
+<p>Janice received her mistress with the tender welcome
+that every prodigal may count on and was
+especially expeditious with tea and toast and a
+<pb n="158" /><anchor id="Pg158" />robe de nuit. Aunt Mary sighed luxuriously when
+she felt herself finally tucked up.</p>
+
+<p>"After all, Granite," she said dreamily, "there's
+nothin' like gettin' stretched out to think it over&mdash;is
+there?"</p>
+
+<p>But Janice was turning out the lights.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="159" /><anchor id="Pg159" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Fifteen - Aunt Mary Enthralled</head>
+
+
+<p>Jack's aunt slept long and dreamlessly again.
+That thrice-blessed sleep which follows
+nights abroad in the metropolis.</p>
+
+<p>When, toward four o'clock, Aunt Mary opened
+her eyes, she was at first almost as hazy in her
+conceptions as she had found herself upon the previous
+day.</p>
+
+<p>"I feel as if the automobile was runnin' up my
+back and over my head," she said, thoughtfully
+passing her hand along the machine's imaginary
+course. Then she rang her bell and Janice appeared
+from the room beyond.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess you'd better give me some of that
+that you gave me yesterday," the elderly lady suggested;
+"what do you think?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, indeed," said Janice&mdash;and went at once
+and brought it in separate glasses on a tray, and
+mixed it by pouring, while Aunt Mary looked on
+with an intuitive understanding that passed instinct
+and bordered on a complete comprehension of
+things to her hitherto unknown.
+<pb n="160" /><anchor id="Pg160" /></p>
+
+<p>"They'd ought to advertise that," she said, as
+she set down the empty glass a few seconds later.
+"There'd be a lot of folks who'd be glad to know
+there was such a thing when they first wake up
+mornin's after&mdash;after&mdash;well, mornin's after anythin'.
+It's jus' what you want right off; it sort of
+runs through your hair and makes you begin to
+remember."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, ma'am," said Janice, turning to put down
+the tray, and then crossing the room to seek something
+on the chimney-piece.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary gave a sudden twist,&mdash;as if the drink
+had infused an effervescing energy into her frame.
+"Well what am I goin' to do to-day?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Denham has written out your engagements
+here," said Janice, handing her a jeweler's
+box as she spoke.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary tore off the tissue paper with trembling
+haste&mdash;lifted the cover&mdash;and beheld a tiny
+ivory and gold memoranda card.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that boy!" she ejaculated.</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I read the list aloud to you?" the maid
+inquired.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, read it."</p>
+
+<p>So Janice read the dates proposed the night before
+and Aunt Mary sat up in bed, held her ear-trumpet,
+and beamed beatifically.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe I ever can do all that," she said
+<pb n="161" /><anchor id="Pg161" />when Janice paused; "I never was one to rush
+around pell-mell, but I've always been a great
+believer in lettin' other folks enjoy themselves an'
+I shall try not to interfere."</p>
+
+<p>Janice hung the tiny memoranda up beside its
+owner's watch and stood at attention for further
+orders.</p>
+
+<p>"But I d'n know I'm sure what I can wear to-night,"
+continued the one in bed; "you know my
+bonnet was run over yesterday."</p>
+
+<p>"Was it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes,&mdash;it was the most sudden thing I ever saw.
+I thought it was the top of my head at first."</p>
+
+<p>"Was it spoiled?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, it wouldn't do for me again and I don't
+really believe it would even do for Lucinda. We
+didn't bring it home with us anyhow an' so its no
+use talkin' of it any more. I'm sure I wish I'd
+brought my other with me. It wasn't quite as
+stylish, but it set so good on my head. As it is I
+ain't got any bonnet to wear an' we're goin' in a
+box, Jack says,&mdash;I should hate to look wrong in a
+box."</p>
+
+<p>"But ladies in boxes do not wear anything,"
+cried Janice reasuringly.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary jumped.</p>
+
+<p>"Not <hi rend="font-style: italic">anything?</hi>"</p>
+
+<p>"On their heads."
+<pb n="162" /><anchor id="Pg162" /></p>
+
+<p>"Oh!&mdash;Well, then the bonnet half of me'll
+be all right, but what <hi rend="font-style: italic">shall</hi> I wear on the rest of
+me? I don't want to look out of fashion, you
+know. My, but I wish I'd brought my Paisley
+shawl. I've got a Paisley shawl that's a very rare
+pattern. There's cocoanuts in the border and a
+twisted design of monkeys and their tails done in
+the center. An' there ain't a moth hole in it&mdash;not
+one."</p>
+
+<p>Janice looked out of the window.</p>
+
+<p>"I've got a cameo pin, too," continued Aunt
+Mary reflectively. "My, but that's a handsome
+pin, as I remember it. It's got Jupiter on it holdin'
+a bunch of thunder and lightnin' an' receivin' the
+news of somebody's bein' born&mdash;I used to know the
+whole story. But, you see, I expected to just be
+sittin' by Jack's bed and I never thought to bring
+any of those dress-up kind of things," she sighed.</p>
+
+<p>Janice returned to the bed side.</p>
+
+<p>"Hadn't you better begin to dress?" she howled
+suggestively. "They are going to dine here before
+going to the theater and dinner is ordered in an
+hour."</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe I had," said Aunt Mary, "but&mdash;oh
+dear&mdash;I don't know what I <hi rend="font-style: italic">will</hi> wear!" She
+began to emerge from the bedclothes as she spoke.</p>
+
+<p>"How would my green plaid waist do?" she
+asked earnestly.
+<pb n="163" /><anchor id="Pg163" /></p>
+
+<p>"I think it would be lovely," shrieked the maid.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, shake it out then," said Aunt Mary, "it
+ought to be in the fashion&mdash;all the silk they put in
+the sleeves. An' if you'll do my hair just as you
+did it yesterday&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I will."</p>
+
+<p>Then the labor of the toilette began in good
+earnest, and three-quarters of an hour later Aunt
+Mary was done, and sitting by the window while
+Janice laced her boots.</p>
+
+<p>A rap sounded at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Come in," cried the maid.</p>
+
+<p>It was Jack with a regular fagot of American
+Beauties.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Aunt Mary," he cried with his customary
+hearty greeting. "How!"</p>
+
+<p>"How what?" asked Aunt Mary, whose knowledge
+ of Sioux social customs had been limited by
+the border line of New England.</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed. "How are you?" he asked in
+correction of his imperfect phrasing. And then he
+handed over the rose wood.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm pretty well," said his aunt; "but, my goodness
+ you mustn't bring me so many presents&mdash;you&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Jack stopped her words with a kiss. "Now,
+Aunt Mary, don't you scold, because you're my
+company and I won't have it. This is my treat,
+<pb n="164" /><anchor id="Pg164" />and just don't you fret. What do you say to your
+roses?"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked a bit uneasy.</p>
+
+<p>"They're pretty big," she hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>"That's the fashion," said Jack; "the longer
+you can buy 'em the better the girls like it. I tried
+to get you some eight feet long but they only had
+two of that number and I wanted the whole bunch
+to match&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He was interrupted by another rap on the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo!" he cried. "Come in."</p>
+
+<p>It was Mitchell with several dozen carnations,
+the most brilliant yet prized&mdash;or priced.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I declare!" exclaimed Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"For you, Miss Watkins," cried the newcomer,
+gracefully offering his homage, "with the assurance
+of my sincere regret that I came on the scene
+too late to have been making a scene with you fifty
+years ago."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't quite catch that," said Aunt Mary,
+rapturously. But never mind,&mdash;Granite, get a tin
+basin or suthin' for these flowers."</p>
+
+<p>"Where's Burnett?" Jack asked the newcomer,&mdash;"isn't
+he dressed? It's getting late."</p>
+
+<p>"He's all right," said Mitchell; "he and Clover
+are&mdash;here they are!"</p>
+
+<p>The two came in together at that second.
+Clover's mustache just showed over the top of the
+<pb n="165" /><anchor id="Pg165" />largest bunch of violets ever constructed, and Burnett
+bore with assiduous care a bouquet of orchids
+tied with a Roman sash.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary leaned back and shut her eyes. If
+it hadn't been for her smile, they might possibly
+have feared for her life.</p>
+
+<p>But she was only momentarily stunned by surpassing
+ecstasy.</p>
+
+<p>"You'd better put some water in the bath-tub,
+Granite," she said, recovering, "nothing else will
+be big enough."</p>
+
+<p>The four young men drew up chairs and rivalled
+her smiles with theirs.</p>
+
+<p>"I d'n know how I ever can thank you," said
+the old lady warmly. "I've always had such a
+poor opinion o' life in cities, too!"</p>
+
+<p>"Life in cities, my dear Miss Watkins,"
+screamed Mitchell, "is always pictured as very
+black, but it's only owing to the soft coal&mdash;not to
+the people who burn it."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary smiled again.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess the bath-tub will be big enough to keep
+'em fresh," she said simply, and Mitchell gave
+up and dried his forehead with his handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>They dined at home upon this occasion and afterwards
+took two carriages for the theater. Aunt
+Mary, Jack, Clover, the American Beauties and
+<pb n="166" /><anchor id="Pg166" />the violets went in the first, and what remained of
+the party and the floral decorations followed in
+the second.</p>
+
+<p>"I mean to smoke," said that part of the second
+load which habitually answered to the name of
+Mitchell. "There is nothing so soothing when you
+have thorns in your legs as a cigarette in your
+mouth."</p>
+
+<p>"Too&mdash;too;" laughed his companion. "Jimmy!
+but our aunt is game, isn't she?"</p>
+
+<p>"To my order of thinking," said Mitchell
+thoughtfully scratching a match, "Aunt Mary
+has been hung up in cold storage just long enough
+to have acquired the exactly proper gamey flavor.
+It cannot be denied that to worn, worldly, jaded
+mortals like you and me, the sight of fresh, ever
+bubbling, youthful enthusiasm like hers is as thrilling
+and trilling and rilling as&mdash;as&mdash;as&mdash;" he
+paused to light his cigarette.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image04" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image04.png">
+<head rend="text-align: center">Aunt Mary and Her Escorts.</head>
+<figDesc>Illustration 4</figDesc></figure></p><p></p>
+
+<p>"Yes, you'd better stutter," said Burnett. "I
+thought you were running ahead of your proper
+signals."</p>
+
+<p>"It isn't that," said Mitchell, puffing gently.
+"It is that I suddenly recollected that I was alone
+with you, and my brains tell me that it is a waste
+of brains to use them in the sense of a plural noun
+with you. The word in your company,&mdash;my dear
+boy&mdash;only comes to me as a verb&mdash;as an active
+<pb n="167" /><anchor id="Pg167" />verb&mdash;and dear knows how often I have itched to
+apply it forcibly."</p>
+
+<p>Then they drew up in front of the theater and
+saw Aunt Mary being unloaded just beyond.</p>
+
+<p>"Great Scott, I feel as if I was a part of a
+poster!" said Burnett, diving into the carriage
+depths for the last lot of flowers.</p>
+
+<p>"I feel as if I were a part of the Revelation,"
+said Mitchell, "I mean&mdash;the Revel-eration."</p>
+
+<p>They rapidly formed on somewhat after the
+plan of the famous "Marriage under the Directoire."
+Aunt Mary commanded the center-rush,
+leaning on Jack's arm, and the rest acted as
+half-backs, left wings, or flower-bearers, just as the
+reader prefers.</p>
+
+<p>They made quite a sensation as they proceeded
+to their box and more yet when they entered it.
+They were late&mdash;very late&mdash;as is the privilege of
+all box parties and their seating problem absorbed
+the audience to a degree never seen before or since.</p>
+
+<p>Jack put Aunt Mary and her green plaid waist
+in the middle and flanked her with purple violets
+and red carnations. The ear-trumpet was laid upon
+the orchids just where she could reach it easily.
+Then her escorts took positions as a sort of half-moon
+guard behind and each held two or three
+American Beauties straight up and down as if they
+were the insignia of his rank and office.
+<pb n="168" /><anchor id="Pg168" /></p>
+
+<p>The effect was gorgeous. The very actors saw
+and were interested at once. They directed all
+their attention to that one box, and at the end of
+the act the stage manager got the writer of the
+topical song on the wire and had a brand new and
+very apropos verse added which brought down the
+house.</p>
+
+<p>Jack and his party caught on and clapped like
+mad, Aunt Mary beat the front of the box with her
+ear-trumpet, and when Clover suggested that she
+throw some flowers to the heroine she threw the
+orchids and came near maiming the bass viol for
+life. Burnett rushed out between acts and bought
+her a cane to pound with, Jack rushed out between
+more acts and bought her a pair of opera glasses,
+Mitchell rushed out between still further acts and
+procured her one of those Japanese fans which they
+use for fire-screens, and agitated it around her during
+the rest of the evening.</p>
+
+<p>"Time of your life, Aunt Mary," Jack vociferated
+under the cover of a general chorus; "Time
+of your life!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my," said Aunt Mary, heaving a great
+sigh, "seems if I'd <hi rend="font-style: italic">die</hi> when I think of Lucinda."</p>
+
+<p>They got out of the theater somewhat after
+eleven and Clover took them all to a French café
+for supper, so that again it was pretty well along
+into the day after when Janice regained her charge.
+<pb n="169" /><anchor id="Pg169" /></p>
+
+<p>"Granite," said Aunt Mary very solemnly,
+as she collapsed upon her bed twenty minutes later
+yet, "put it down on that memoranda for me never
+to find no fault with nothing ever again. Never&mdash;not
+ever&mdash;not never again."</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 5" />
+
+<p>The second day after was that which had been
+set for Mitchell's yachting party. They allowed
+a day to lapse between because a yachting party has
+to begin early enough so that you can see to get on
+board. Mitchell wanted his to begin early enough
+so that they could see the yacht too.</p>
+
+<p>"A yacht, Miss Watkins," he said into the ear trumpet,
+"is a delight that it takes daylight to
+delight in. If my words sound somewhat mixed,
+believe me, it is the effect of what is to come
+casting its shadow before. I speak with understanding
+and sympathy&mdash;you will know all later."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary smiled sweetly. Sometimes she
+thought that Mitchell was the nicest of the three&mdash;times
+when she wasn't talking to Clover or Burnett.</p>
+
+<p>Jack took his aunt out to drive on the afternoon
+of the intervening day and bought her a blue suit
+with a red tape around one arm, and some rubbersoled
+shoes, and a yachting cap and a mackintosh.
+There was something touching in Aunt Mary's
+joyful confidence and anticipation&mdash;she having
+never been cast loose from shore in all her life.
+<pb n="170" /><anchor id="Pg170" /></p>
+
+<p>"When do you s'pose we'll get home?" she
+asked Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, some time toward night," he replied.</p>
+
+<p>She smiled with a trust as colossal as Trusts
+usually are.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure I shall have a good time," she said.
+"I always liked to see pictures of waves."</p>
+
+<p>"You'll see the real things now, Aunt Mary,"
+cried her nephew heartily. He was not a bit malicious,
+possessing a stomach whose equilibrium could
+not conceive any other anatomical condition.</p>
+
+<p>Janice, however, had doubts, and on the morning
+of the next day her doubts deepened. She
+looked from the window and shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>"Feel a fly?" inquired Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I see some clouds," yelled her maid.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't ask you to speak loud," said the old
+lady. "I always hear what you say. Always."</p>
+
+<p>Janice went out of the room and voiced her views
+of the weather to the proprietors of the expedition.
+The proprietors were having an uproarious breakfast
+on ham and eggs&mdash;all but Mitchell, who sat
+somewhat aloof and contented himself with an old
+and reliable breakfast food long known to his
+race.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you really going to take her up the Sound
+to-day?" the maid demanded of the merry mob.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not," said Burnett; "it's the yacht that's
+<pb n="171" /><anchor id="Pg171" />going to take her. Pass the syrup, Jack, like the
+jack you are."</p>
+
+<p>"Doesn't she feel well?" Jack asked, passing
+the syrup as requested. "If she doesn't feel well,
+of course, we won't go."</p>
+
+<p>"I like that," said Mitchell, "when it's my
+day for my party and my cook all provisioned with
+provisions for provisioning us all. How long do
+you suppose ice cream stays together in this month
+of roses, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>"She is very well," said the maid quietly, "but
+it's blowing pretty fresh here in the city and I
+thought that out on the Sound&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Blowing fresh, is it?" laughed Burnett; "well,
+it'll salt her fast enough when we get out. Don't
+you fuss over what's none of your business, my
+dear girl; just trot along upstairs and dress dolly,
+and when she's dressed we'll take her off your
+hands."</p>
+
+<p>Jack appeared unduly quiet.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think it is going to storm?" he asked
+Mitchell. Mitchell was scraping his saucer with
+the thrift that thrives north of the Firth of Forth
+and hatches yachts on the west shores of the
+Atlantic.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think at all during vacation," he said
+mildly. "I repose and reap 'Oh's'&mdash;from other
+people."
+<pb n="172" /><anchor id="Pg172" /></p>
+
+<p>"If there was any chance of a storm&mdash;&mdash;?"
+said the nephew, thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Fiddle-dee-dee," said Burnett impatiently,
+"what do you think yachts are for, anyhow? To
+let alone?" He looked at the maid as he spoke
+and pointed significantly to the door. She went out
+at once and returned upstairs to her mistress whom
+she found quite restless to "get-a-goin'" as she
+expressed it.</p>
+
+<p>The boxes filled with yesterday's purchases were
+brought out at once and Janice proceeded to rubber-sole
+and blue-serge Aunt Mary. The latter regarded
+every step of the performance in the huge
+three-fold cheval glass which had been wont to tell
+Mrs. Rosscott things that every woman longs to
+know.</p>
+
+<p>When her toilette was complete it must be admitted
+that as a yachtswoman Aunt Mary fairly
+outshone her automobile portrait. She surveyed
+herself long and carefully.</p>
+
+<p>"I expect it'll be quite an experience," she said
+with many new wrinkles of anticipation.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Janice, with a glance at the fluttering
+window curtains, "I expect it will be."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary went downstairs and was greeted
+with loud acclamations. The breakfast party
+broke up at once and, while Janice phoned for cabs,
+Aunt Mary's quartette of escorts sought hats, coats,
+<pb n="173" /><anchor id="Pg173" />etcetera. After that they all sallied forth and
+took their places as joyfully as ever.</p>
+
+<p>It was quite a long drive to where "Lady
+Belle" had been brought up, and they had to stop
+once to lay in two or three pounds of current
+literature.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you read mostly?" asked Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"It's best to be on the safe side," said Clover
+vaguely.</p>
+
+<p>Then they entered the tangle of docks and
+express wagons and obstacles in general and Mitchell
+had great difficulty in finding where his launch
+had been taken to meet them.</p>
+
+<p>But at last they got Aunt Mary down a flight of
+very slippery steps and into a boat whose everything
+was labeled "Lady Belle," and Mitchell
+said something and they cast loose and
+were off.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems rather a small yacht," said Aunt Mary,
+glancing cheerfully about. "I ain't surprised that
+you'd rather come in nights."</p>
+
+<p>"Bless your heart, Aunt Mary," shrieked Jack,
+"this isn't the yacht, this is the way we get to
+her."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," said Aunt Mary blankly.</p>
+
+<p>"That's the yacht," yelled Burnett, "that white
+one with the black smoke coming out and the
+sail up."
+<pb n="174" /><anchor id="Pg174" /></p>
+
+<p>"What are they getting up steam for?" asked
+Clover. "The time to get up steam is when you
+get down sails generally."</p>
+
+<p>"They aren't getting up steam," said Mitchell,
+"they're getting up dinner. It looks like a lot of
+smoke because of the shadow on the sail. And,
+speaking of getting up dinner, reminds me that the
+topic before us now is, how in thunder are we to get
+up Aunt Mary?"</p>
+
+<p>"Put a rope around her and board her as if she
+was a cavalry horse," suggested Burnett.</p>
+
+<p>"I scorn the suggestion," said their host; "if
+the worst comes to the worst I can give her a back
+up, but I trust that Aunt Mary will rise to the
+heights of the sail and the situation all at once and
+not make me do any vertebratical stunts so early in
+the day."</p>
+
+<p>They were running alongside of "Lady Belle"
+as he spoke, and the first thing Aunt Mary knew
+she and her party were attached to the former by
+some mysterious and not altogether solid connection.</p>
+
+<p>"What do we do now?" she asked uneasily.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll show you," laughed Burnett, and seizing
+two flapping ropes he went skipping up a sort of
+stepladder and sprang upon the deck above.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary started to emulate his prowess and
+stood up at once. But the next second she sat
+<pb n="175" /><anchor id="Pg175" />down extremely hard without knowing why she
+had done so.</p>
+
+<p>"Hold on, Miss Watkins," Mitchell cried hastily;
+"just you hold on until I give you something
+to hold on to, and when you've got something to
+hold on to, please keep holding on to it, until I tell
+you that the hour has come in which to let go
+again."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't quite catch that," said Aunt Mary,
+"but I'm ready to do anythin' you say if you
+only&mdash;" and again she sprang up and again was
+thrown down as hard as before.</p>
+
+<p>"Look out," cried Jack, springing to her side;
+and he got hold of his valuable relative and held
+her fast while Mitchell grasped the ladder and a
+sailor strove to keep the launch still.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Aunt Mary," cried the nephew, "hang
+on to me and hang on to those ropes and remember
+I'm right back of you&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"My Lord alive," cried Aunt Mary, turning her
+gaze upwards, "am I expected to go alone all that
+way to the top?"</p>
+
+<p>"It'll pay you to keep on to the top," screamed
+Clover; "you'll have, comparatively speaking, very
+little fun if you hang on to the ladder all day&mdash;and
+you'll get so wet too."</p>
+
+<p>"There's more room at the top," cried Mitchell,
+"there's always room at the top, Miss Watkins.
+<pb n="176" /><anchor id="Pg176" />Put yourself in the place of any young man entering
+a profession and struggle bravely upwards,
+bearing ever in&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I never can," said Aunt Mary, recoiling
+abruptly; "I never could climb trees when I was
+little&mdash;I never had no grip in my legs&mdash;and I just
+know I can't. It's too high. An' it looks slippery.
+An' I don't want to, anyhow."</p>
+
+<p>"What rot!" yelled Jack, "the very idea!
+Why, Aunt Mary, you know you can skin up there
+just like a cat if you only make up your mind to it.
+Here, Mitchell, give her a boost and I'll plant
+her feet firmly. Now&mdash;have you got hold of
+the ropes, Aunt Mary?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, mercy&mdash;on&mdash;me!" wailed Aunt Mary,
+"the yacht is turnin' a-round an' the harder I pull
+the faster it turns."</p>
+
+<p>"Catch her from above, Burr," Clover called
+excitedly; "hook her with anything if you can't
+reach her with your hand."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my cap!" shrieked poor Aunt Mary, and
+the cap went off and she went on up and was landed
+safe above.</p>
+
+<p>"How on the chart do you suppose we'll ever
+unload her?" Jack asked, wide-eyed, as he swung
+himself quickly after her.</p>
+
+<p>"What man hath done man can do," quoted
+Mitchell sententiously, following his lead.
+<pb n="177" /><anchor id="Pg177" /></p>
+
+<p>"But no man ever unloaded Aunt Mary,"
+Clover reminded him, as they brought up the rear.</p>
+
+<p>Then they were all on deck, a chair was brought
+for the honored guest, and Mitchell introduced his
+sailing-master who had been drawn to gaze upon
+the rather novel manner in which she had been
+brought aboard.</p>
+
+<p>"I want Miss Watkins to have the sail of her
+life, Renfew," said Mitchell. "We aren't coming
+back until night."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll have sail enough sure, sir," said Renfew,
+touching his cap, and then he walked away and the
+work of starting off began. A tug had been
+engaged to tow them out into the breeze and Jack
+thought it would be nice to show Aunt Mary
+around while they were being meandered through
+coal barges, etc. They went below and Aunt Mary
+saw everything with a most flattering interest.</p>
+
+<p>"I d'n know but what I'd enjoy a little yacht
+of my own," she said to Mitchell. "I think it's
+so amusin' the way everythin' turns over into
+suthin' else. I suppose Joshua could learn to sail
+me&mdash;I wouldn't want to trust no new man, I
+know."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, of course," said Jack, "and we could
+all come and visit you, Aunt Mary."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary smiled hospitably.</p>
+
+<p>"I'd be glad to see you all any day," she said
+<pb n="178" /><anchor id="Pg178" />cordially; "and I shall have a hole in the bottom
+of the boat for people to go in and out of, and a
+nice staircase down to it, so you needn't mind the
+notion of how you'll get on and off."</p>
+
+<p>They all laughed and continued the tour below
+and Aunt Mary grew more and more enthusiastic
+for quite a while. She liked the kitchen and she
+liked the dining-room. She thought the arrangement
+for keeping the table level most ingenious.
+Mitchell took her into the main cabin and told her
+that that was hers for the day. On the dresser
+was a photograph of the "Lady Belle" framed in
+silver, which the young host presented to his guest
+as a souvenir of the "voyage."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's pleasure was at its height. Oh,
+the pity of Fate which makes the apex of everything
+so very limited as to standing room!
+Three minutes after the presentation and acceptation
+of the photograph Aunt Mary's glance
+became suddenly vague, and then especially
+piercing.</p>
+
+<p>"What makes this up and down feeling?" she
+asked Mitchell.</p>
+
+<p>"What up and down feeling?" he asked, secure
+in the good conscience and pure living of an oatmeal
+breakfast. "I don't feel up and down."</p>
+
+<p>"I do," said Aunt Mary abruptly; "I want to
+be somewhere else."
+<pb n="179" /><anchor id="Pg179" /></p>
+
+<p>"You want to be on deck," said Burnett, suddenly
+emerging from somewhere; "I know the
+symptoms. I always have 'em. Come on. And
+when we get up there, I'll collar Jack for urging
+those six last griddle cakes on me this morning."</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't sure I want to be on deck," said Aunt
+Mary; "dear me&mdash;I feel as if I wasn't sure of
+anythin'."</p>
+
+<p>"What did I tell you?" said Burnett to
+Mitchell; "it's blowing fresh and neither she nor
+I ought to have come. You know me when it
+blows."</p>
+
+<p>"Shut up," said Mitchell, hurrying Aunt Mary
+up the companion-way and shoving her into one
+chair and her feet into another; "there, Miss
+Watkins, you're all right now, aren't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter?" said Jack, coming from
+somewhere aloft or astern. "Heaven bless me,
+what ails you, Aunt Mary?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't wonder I'm pale," said Aunt Mary
+faintly, "oh&mdash;oh&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"We must put our heads together," said Burnett,
+taking a drink from a flask that he took out
+of his pocket; "I must soon put my head on something,
+and your aunt looks to me to feel the same
+way. Mitchell, why did you let me forget that
+vow I made last time to never come again?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your vows to never do things again are about
+<pb n="180" /><anchor id="Pg180" />as stable as your present hold on an upright position,"
+said Clover, laying a steadying hand upon
+his friend's waveringness. "Sit down, little boy,
+sit down."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett sat down, Mitchell smiled, Jack
+laughed, and Aunt Mary groaned.</p>
+
+<p>The boat was rising and falling rapidly now,
+and as she ran further and further out into the
+ever freshening wind she kept on rising and falling
+yet more rapidly. The more motion there was
+the more Aunt Mary seemed to sift down in her
+two chairs.</p>
+
+<p>"We'd better put back," said Jack; "this won't
+do, you know. How do you feel now, Aunt
+Mary?" he added, leaning over her.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary opened her eyes and looked at him
+but made no reply.</p>
+
+<p>"Ask me how I feel, if you dare," said Burnett,
+from where his chair was drawn up not far away.
+"I couldn't kill you just now, but I will some day
+I promise you."</p>
+
+<p>He was very white and had a look about his
+mouth that showed that he meant what he said.</p>
+
+<p>Some bells rang somewhere.</p>
+
+<p>"That's dinner," exclaimed Clover.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary gave a piercing cry.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, take me somewhere else," she said, throwing
+her hands up to her face; "somewhere where
+<pb n="181" /><anchor id="Pg181" />there'll never be nothin' to eat again. I&mdash;I can't
+bear to hear about eatin'."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm going to take her down into one of the
+cabins," said Jack hastily, "she belongs in bed."</p>
+
+<p>"No, turn back the carpet and lay me in the
+bath-tub," almost sobbed the poor victim. "I
+don't feel like I could get flat enough anywhere
+else."</p>
+
+<p>"She has the proper spirit," said Burnett
+faintly, "only I don't feel as if I could get flat
+enough anywhere at all. What in the name of
+the Great Pyramid ever possessed me to come?"</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell rose quickly to his feet.</p>
+
+<p>"You put your aunt to bed, Jack," he said,
+"and I'll put my yacht to backing. This expedition
+is expeditiously heading on to what might be
+termed a failure. I can see that, even if we're only
+in a Sound."</p>
+
+<p>"When do you suppose we'll get back?" the
+nephew asked anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"About four o'clock, if we don't lose time by
+having to tack."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't quite catch all that," said Aunt Mary,
+"but I knew suthin' was loose all along. I felt it
+inside of me right off at first. And ever since,
+too."</p>
+
+<p>Jack gathered her up in his arms and bore her
+tenderly away to the beautiful main cabin.
+<pb n="182" /><anchor id="Pg182" /></p>
+
+<p>"I wanted to live to change my will," she said
+sadly, as he laid her down, "but somehow I don't
+seem to care for nothin' no more."</p>
+
+<p>He kissed her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"They say being seasick is awfully <hi rend="font-style: italic">good</hi> for
+people, Aunt Mary," he yelled contritely.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary opened her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"John Watkins, Jr., Denham," she said, "if
+you say 'food' to me again <hi rend="font-style: italic">ever</hi>, I'll never leave
+you a penny&mdash;so there!"</p>
+
+<p>Jack went away and left her.</p>
+
+<p>"Come on to dinner, Burnett," Clover called
+hilariously, "there's liver with little bits of bacon&mdash;your
+favorite dish."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett snarled the weakest kind of a snarl.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought I'd suffered enough for one year
+last month," he murmured in a voice too low to be
+heard, and then he knew himself to be alone on
+deck.</p>
+
+<p>Down in the little dining-saloon the dishes were
+hopping merrily back and forth and an agreeable
+odor of agreeable viands filled the air. Clover
+and Jack sat down opposite their host and they all
+three ate and drank with a zest that knew no breaking
+waves nor sad effects.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's to our aunt," said Clover gayly, as the
+first course went around; "of course, we all love
+her for Jack's sake, but at the same time I offer
+<pb n="183" /><anchor id="Pg183" />two to odds that it is a pleasure to converse in
+under tones occasionally. Who takes?"</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary being laid upon her bed," said
+Mitchell, "we will next proceed to lay the motion
+of our honorable friend upon the table. We
+regret Aunt Mary's ill-health while we drink to
+her good&mdash;quotation marks under the latter word.
+Aunt Mary!&mdash;and may she arise and prosper all
+the way down into the launch again."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm troubled about her, really," said Jack
+soberly; "we ought to have brought someone to
+look out for her."</p>
+
+<p>"The maid," cried Mitchell, "the dainty, adorable
+maid! Here's to Janice and&mdash;" his speech
+was brought to a sudden end by his two guests
+nearly disappearing under the table.</p>
+
+<p>Jack started up.</p>
+
+<p>"Ginger! Did you feel that?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"That's nothing," said Mitchell, calmly
+replacing the water-carafe which in the excitement
+of the moment he had clasped to his bosom; "it's
+the waves which are rising to the occasion&mdash;that's
+all." But Jack had hurried out.</p>
+
+<p>He found poor Aunt Mary writhing in an
+agony of misery. "Oh&mdash;oh&mdash;" she cried, "I want
+to be still&mdash;I'm too much tipped&mdash;and all the
+wrong way! I want to lay smooth&mdash;and I stand
+on my head&mdash;all the&mdash;"
+<pb n="184" /><anchor id="Pg184" /></p>
+
+<p>"We're going back," said Jack, striving to
+soothe her; "lie still, Aunt Mary, and we'll soon
+get there. Do you want some camphor to smell?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't feel up to smellin'," wailed Aunt
+Mary, "I don't feel up to anythin'. Go 'way.
+Right off."</p>
+
+<p>Jack went on deck. He found Burnett
+stretched pale and green upon the chairs their
+lady guest had vacated.</p>
+
+<p>"If you speak to me again," he said, in halting
+accents, "I'll never speak to you again. Get
+out."</p>
+
+<p>Jack went back to his place at dinner.</p>
+
+<p>"How are they?" asked Clover.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," he said quietly, "but there's
+a big storm coming up. The sky's all dark blue
+and it looks bad."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't care," said Mitchell, sawing into the
+game with vigor; "if we go down we go down
+with Aunt Mary and if I were Uncle Mary I
+wouldn't feel happier and safer as to all concerned.
+The ship that bore Cæsar and his fortune had
+nothing at all to bear compared to this which bears
+Jack and his. Here's to Jack and his fortune,
+and may we all survive the dark blue sky."</p>
+
+<p>"I tell you it's serious," said Jack. As he spoke
+another ominous heaving set the bottles tipping
+and nearly sent Clover backwards.
+<pb n="185" /><anchor id="Pg185" /></p>
+
+<p>"And I'm serious," exclaimed Mitchell. "I'm
+always serious only I never can get any girl to
+believe it. Here's to me, and may I grow more
+and more serious each&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>A tremendous wave bore the yacht upright and
+then let her fall on her forelegs again. Clover
+went over backwards and the dish of peas to which
+he had just been helping himself followed after.</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't say 'excuse me' when you left the
+table," said Mitchell, whom the law of gravitation
+had suddenly raised to a pinnacle from which he
+viewed his friends with mirthful scorn; "and if
+you've hurt yourself it must be a judgment on you
+for leaving the table without saying 'excuse me.'
+Here's to Clover, who has a judgment and a dish
+of peas served on him at the same time for leaving
+the table without saying 'excuse me.'"</p>
+
+<p>The sailing-master appeared at the door, his
+cap in his hand.</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon, sir," he said respectfully,
+"but I fear it's impossible to put back. We can't
+turn without getting into the trough of the sea."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, go ahead then," said Mitchell; "go
+where we must go, and do what you've got to do.
+My motto is veni, vidi, vici, which freely translated
+means I can sleep asea when I can't sleep
+ashore."</p>
+
+<p>"But Aunt Mary?" cried Jack blankly.
+<pb n="186" /><anchor id="Pg186" /></p>
+
+<p>"She's all right," said Mitchell; "she'll soon
+reach the cold burnt toast stage and when she
+reaches the stage we'll all welcome her into any
+chorus. Here's to choruses in general and one
+chorus girl in particular. I haven't met her yet,
+but I shall know her when I do, for she will look
+at me. Up to now they've all looked elsewhere
+and at other men. If my fortune was only in my
+face it might draw some interest, but&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Lady Belle" careened violently and Clover
+went over backwards for the second time with
+much in his wake.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say," said Mitchell, rising in disgust,
+"if you want everything on the table at once why
+take it. Only I'm going on deck. After you've
+bathed in the gravy you can have it. Ditto the
+other liquids. Jack and I are going up to dance
+a hornpipe and sing for Burnett. He looked
+rather ennuyéd to me when we came down."</p>
+
+<p>Along toward eight o'clock that night "Lady
+Belle" anchored somewhere in the Sound and
+tugged vigorously at her cables all night.</p>
+
+<p>With the dawn she headed back towards New
+York.</p>
+
+<p>"As a success my entertainment has been a failure,"
+said Mitchell to Jack as they walked up and
+down the deck after breakfast; "but into each life
+some rain must fall, and I offer myself as a sacrificial
+<pb n="187" /><anchor id="Pg187" />background to Aunt Mary's glowing, living
+pictures of New York."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish you hadn't, though," said Jack; "she'll
+never want a yacht of her own now. And how
+under Scorpion are we ever going to land her?"</p>
+
+<p>"In a sheet, my able-bodied young friend, in a
+sheet," said Mitchell clapping him on the back.
+"Don't you know the 'Weigh the Baby' game?
+It may double her up a bit, but the redoubtable
+Janice will straighten her out again. Here's to
+the sheet, be it a wet sheet, a main sheet, or a sheet
+with your Aunt Mary tied up in it."</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell was as good as his word and they
+landed Aunt Mary in a sheet. The very harbor-tugs
+stopped puffing and stood open-mouthed to
+stare at the performance, but it was an unalloyed
+success, and Aunt Mary was gotten onto dry land
+at last.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to do nothin' for a day or two,"
+she said, as they drove to the house.</p>
+
+<p>Janice had the bed open, and a hot-water bottle
+down where Aunt Mary's feet might be expected,
+and all sorts of comfort ready to hand.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm so glad to see you safe back," she said,
+almost weeping.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe it's broke," said Aunt Mary,
+"but you might look and see. Oh, Granite&mdash;I&mdash;"
+she stopped and looked an unutterable meaning.
+<pb n="188" /><anchor id="Pg188" /></p>
+
+<p>"It stormed, didn't it?" said the maid.</p>
+
+<p>"Stormed!" said Aunt Mary. "I guess it did
+storm. I guess it hurricaned. I know it did.
+I'm sure of it."</p>
+
+<p>"But you're safe now," said the girl, tucking
+her up as snugly as if she had been an infant in
+arms.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I'm safe now," said Aunt Mary,
+"but&mdash;" she looked very earnest&mdash;"but, oh, my
+Granite, how I did need that white fuzzy stuff to
+drink this morning. I never wanted nothin' so
+bad in all my life afore."</p>
+
+<p>Janice stood by the bed, her face full of regret
+that Aunt Mary had known any aching void.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary grew yet more earnest.</p>
+
+<p>"Granite," she said, "you mind what I tell
+you. That ought to be advertised. I sh'd think
+you could patent it. Folks ought to know about
+it."</p>
+
+<p>Then she laid herself out in bed. "My
+heavens alive!" she sighed sweetly, "there's
+nothin' like home. Not anywhere&mdash;not nowhere!"</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="189" /><anchor id="Pg189" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Sixteen - A Reposeful Interval</head>
+
+
+<p>The next date upon the little gold and ivory
+memorandum card which hung beside Aunt Mary's
+watch was that set for Burnett's picnic, but its
+dawning found both host and guest too much
+attached to their beds to desire any fêtes champêtre
+just then.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett was in that very weak state which follows in
+the immediate wake of only too many yachts,&mdash;and
+Aunt Mary was sleeping one of her
+long drawn out and utterly restorative sleeps.</p>
+
+<p>Jack went in and looked at her.</p>
+
+<p>"It did storm awfully," he said to Janice, who
+was sitting by the window. The maid just smiled,
+nodded, and laid her finger on her lip. She never
+encouraged conversation when her charge was
+reposing.</p>
+
+<p>Jack went softly out and turned his steps toward
+the room of the other wreck.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, how are stocks to-day?" he asked
+cheerfully on entering.</p>
+
+<p>Burnett was stretched out pillowless and looked
+black under his hollow eyes. But he appeared to
+be on the road to recovery.
+<pb n="190" /><anchor id="Pg190" /></p>
+
+<p>"Jack," he said seriously, "what in thunder
+makes me always so ready to go on the water?
+I should think after a while I'd learn a thing or
+two."</p>
+
+<p>Jack leaned his elbows on the high carved footboard
+and returned his friend's look with one of
+equal seriousness.</p>
+
+<p>"What makes all of us do lots of things?" he
+asked. "Why don't we all learn?"</p>
+
+<p>Burnett sighed.</p>
+
+<p>"That's a fact; why don't we?" he said weakly.
+And then he shut his eyes again and turned his
+back to his caller.</p>
+
+<p>Jack went down to lunch. Clover and Mitchell
+were playing cards in the library.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, how is the hospital?" Clover asked,
+looking up while he shuffled the pack.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind about Burnett," said Mitchell,
+"but do relieve my mind about Aunt Mary. Is
+the one sheet still taking effect, or has she begun to
+rally on a diet of two?"</p>
+
+<p>"She's asleep," said the nephew.</p>
+
+<p>"God bless her slumber," declared Clover
+piously. "I very much approve of Aunt Mary
+asleep. When our dearly beloved aunt sleeps we
+know we've got her and we don't have to yell.
+Shall I deal for three?"</p>
+
+<p>"They are bringing up lunch," said the latest
+<pb n="191" /><anchor id="Pg191" />arrival,&mdash;"no time to begin a hand. Better
+stack guns for the present."</p>
+
+<p>"So say I," said Mitchell, "with me everything
+goes down when lunch comes up. It's quite the
+reverse with Burnett, isn't it?" He laughed
+brutally at his own wit.</p>
+
+<p>"To think how enthusiastic Burr was," said
+Clover, evening the cards preparatory to slipping
+them into their holder on the side of the table.
+"He's always so enthusiastic and he's always so
+sick. In his place I should feel that, if a buoyant
+nature is a virtue, I didn't get much reward."</p>
+
+<p>The gong sounded just then, and they all went
+down to lunch, not at all saddened by the sight
+of their comrade's empty chair.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, what are we going to do next?" Clover
+demanded as they finished the bouillon.</p>
+
+<p>"Have a meat course, I suppose," said Mitchell.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't mean that; I mean, what are we going
+to do next with Aunt Mary?"</p>
+
+<p>"She hasn't but two days more," said Jack meditatively.
+"Of course&mdash;even if she was all chipper&mdash;this
+storm has knocked any picnic endways."</p>
+
+<p>"I am not an ardent upholder of picnics,
+anyhow," said Mitchell. "They require a constant
+sitting down on the ground and getting up from
+the ground to which I find our respected aunt very
+far from being equal. Burnett mentioned that we
+<pb n="192" /><anchor id="Pg192" />should go to the scene on a coach. That also did
+not meet my approval. Going anywhere on a coach
+requires a constant getting up on the coach and
+getting down from the coach to which I also consider
+the lady unequal. The events of yesterday
+have left a deep impression on my mind. I&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Go on and carve," interrupted Clover, "or
+else shove me the platter. I'm hungry."</p>
+
+<p>"So'm I," said a voice at the door. A weak
+voice&mdash;but one that showed decision in its tone.</p>
+
+<p>They looked up and saw Burnett, dressed in a
+pink silk negligée with flowing sleeves.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm ravenous," he exclaimed explanatorily.
+"I haven't had anything since day before yesterday
+at breakfast. I didn't know I wanted anything
+till I smelt it,&mdash;then I dressed and came
+down."</p>
+
+<p>"How sweet you look," said Clover. "The
+effect of your pajama cuffs and collar where one
+greedily expects curves and contour is lovely.
+Where did you find that bath-robe?"</p>
+
+<p>"In the bureau drawer," said Burnett. "It
+appeared to have been hastily shoved in there
+some time. I would have thought that it was a
+woman's something-or-other, only I found one of
+Jack's cards in the pocket."</p>
+
+<p>They all began to laugh&mdash;Clover and Mitchell
+more heartily than the owner of the card.
+<pb n="193" /><anchor id="Pg193" /></p>
+
+<p>"Sit down," said Mitchell finally with great
+cordiality. "You may as well sit down while they
+mess you up some weak tea and wet toast."</p>
+
+<p>"Tea and toast?" cried the one in pink. "I'm
+good for dinner. <hi rend="font-style: italic">Um Gotteswillen</hi>, what do you
+suppose I came down for?"</p>
+
+<p>"I wasn't sure," said his friend mildly; "you
+must admit yourself that your attire is misleading.
+My book on social etiquette says nothing as to
+when it is correct to wear a pink silk robe over blue
+and white striped pajamas. However, there's no
+denying your presence, and what can't be denied
+must be supplied, so what will you have?"</p>
+
+<p>"Everything."</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell dived into the edibles generally and
+Burnett's void was provided with fulfillment.</p>
+
+<p>"We were talking about Aunt Mary," Clover
+said presently. "We were saying that neither you
+nor she would be up to a coach or down to a picnic
+for one while."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't know," said Burnett. "I feel up
+to pretty nearly anything now that I can eat again.
+Pass over the horseradish, will you?"</p>
+
+<p>"You're one thing, my sweet pink friend," said
+Clover gently, "but Aunt Mary's another. I'm
+not saying that New York has not had a wonderfully
+Brown-Sequardesque effect on her, but I am
+saying that if she is to be raised and lowered
+<pb n="194" /><anchor id="Pg194" />frequently, I want to travel with a portable
+crane."</p>
+
+<p>"Hum, hum, hum!" cried Jack. "May I just
+ask who did most of the heavy labor of Aunt Mary
+yesterday?&mdash;As the man in the opera sings twenty
+times with the whole chorus to back him&mdash;''Twas
+I, 'twas I, 'twas I, 'twas I&mdash;'"</p>
+
+<p>"Hand over the toast, Clover," said Burnett.
+"I don't care who it was&mdash;it was a success anyhow,
+for she's upstairs and still alive, and I say
+she'd enjoy coaching out Riverside way, and&mdash;"
+he choked.</p>
+
+<p>"Slap him anywhere," said Mitchell. "On his
+mouth would be the proper place. Such poor
+manners,&mdash;coming down to a company lunch in
+another man's bath-robe and then trying to preach
+and eat dry toast at once."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett gasped and recovered.</p>
+
+<p>"There," said Clover, who had risen to administer
+the proposed slap, "he's off our minds and
+we may again pick up Aunt Mary and put her
+back on."</p>
+
+<p>"We want to send her home in a blaze of
+glory," said Jack thoughtfully. "I want her to
+feel that the fun ran straight through."</p>
+
+<p>"That's just what I mean," interposed his particular
+friend; "we want her to go home on the
+wings of a giant cracker, so to speak."
+<pb n="195" /><anchor id="Pg195" /></p>
+
+<p>"How would it do," said Clover suddenly, "to
+just make a night of it and take her along? Stock
+up, stack up, and ho! for it. You all know the
+kind of a time I mean."</p>
+
+<p>"Clover," said Jack gravely, "does it occur to
+you that Aunt Mary belongs to me and that I
+have a personal interest in keeping her alive?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing ever occurs to him," said Mitchell.
+"Occasionally an idea bangs up against him inadvertently,
+and as it splinters a sliver or two penetrate
+his head&mdash;that's all."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see why the last sliver he felt wasn't
+to the point," said Burnett, turning the cream jug
+upside down as he spoke. "I think she'd enjoy it
+of all things. She enjoys everything so. I'll guarantee
+that when she gets back home she'll even
+enjoy the yachting trip. Lots of people are made
+like that. In the winter I always enjoy yachting,
+myself. Pass me the hot bread."</p>
+
+<p>"Burnett," said Mitchell warmly, "I wish that
+you would remember that a collapse invariably
+follows an inflated market."</p>
+
+<p>"Is it Aunt Mary who is on the market, or
+myself?"</p>
+
+<p>"You."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, the rule is reversed in my case&mdash;the collapse
+went first. I'm only inflating up to the usual
+limit again. Is there any gravy left?"
+<pb n="196" /><anchor id="Pg196" /></p>
+
+<p>"No, there isn't," said Clover, looking in the
+dish, "there isn't much of anything left."</p>
+
+<p>"Let's go to the library," said Mitchell, rising
+abruptly. "It always makes me ill to see goose-stuffing
+before Thanksgiving. Come on."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm done," said Burnett, springing up and
+winding his lacey draperies about his manly form.
+"Come on yourself; and once settled and smoking,
+let us canvass the question and agree with
+Clover."</p>
+
+<p>"You know there are nights about town and
+nights about town," said Clover, as they climbed
+the staircase. "I do not anticipate that Aunt
+Mary will bring up with a round turn in the police
+station, as her young relative once did."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, that's some comfort," said Mitchell.
+"I did not feel sure as to just where you did mean
+her to bring up. You will perhaps allow me to
+remark that making a night of it with Aunt Mary
+in tow is a subject that really is provocative of
+mature reflection. Making a night of it is a frothy
+sort of a proposition in which our beloved aunty
+may not beat up to quite the buoyancy of you
+and me."</p>
+
+<p>As he finished this sage remark they all re-entered
+the library and grouped themselves around
+the table of smoking things.</p>
+
+<p>"That's what I say," said Jack. "I think she's
+<pb n="197" /><anchor id="Pg197" />much more likely to beat out than to beat up&mdash;I
+must say."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll bet you she doesn't," cried Burnett
+eagerly. "I'll bet five dollars that she doesn't."</p>
+
+<p>"I declare," said Clover, "what a thing a
+backer is to be sure. I feel positive that Aunt
+Mary will go through with it now. I had my
+doubts before, but never now. Six to five on Aunt
+Mary for the Three-year-old Stakes."</p>
+
+<p>"The best way is to hit a happy medium," said
+Mitchell thoughtfully, scratching a match for the
+lighting of his new-rolled cigarette. "I think the
+wisest thing would be for us just to take Aunt
+Mary and sally forth and then keep it up until she
+must be put to bed. What say?"</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Jack, reflectively, "I don't suppose
+that taking it that way, it would really be any
+worse than the other nights&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Worse!" cried Clover. "Hear him!&mdash;slandering
+those brilliant occasions, everyone of which
+is a jewel in the crown of Aunt Mary's bonnet."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll begin by dining out," said Burnett.
+"I'll give the dinner. One of the souvenir kind of
+affairs. A white mouse for every man and a canary
+bird for the lady. We'll have a private room and
+speeches and I'll get megaphones so we can make
+her hear without bustin'."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear boy," said Mitchell, "where is this
+<pb n="198" /><anchor id="Pg198" />private room to be in which the party can converse
+through megaphones? I had two deaf uncles once
+who played cribbage with megaphones, but they
+were influential and the rest of the family were
+poor. Circumstances alter cases. I ask again
+where you can get a private dining-room for the
+use of five people and four megaphones?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'll see," said Burnett; "I wish," he added
+irritably, "that you'd wait until I finished before
+beginning to smash in like that, you knock everything
+out of my head."</p>
+
+<p>"It'll do you good to have a little something
+knocked out of you," said Mitchell gently. "It
+may enlarge your premises, give you a spare room
+somewhere, so to speak. I should think that you'd
+need some spare room somewhere after such a
+breakfast."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you what I think;" said Clover. "I
+think it's a great scheme. It's a sort of pull-in-and-out,
+field-glass species of idea. We can develop
+it or we can shut it off; in other words, we
+can parade Aunt Mary or bring her home just
+when we darn please."</p>
+
+<p>"That's what I said," said Burnett. "Begin
+with my dinner, white mice and all, and when all
+is going just let it slide until it seems about time
+to slide off."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mitchell dryly, "it's always a good
+<pb n="199" /><anchor id="Pg199" />plan to slide on until you slide off. It would be so
+easy to reverse the game."</p>
+
+<p>"And then, too,&mdash;" began Burnett.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me," said a voice at the door,&mdash;a
+woman's voice this time.</p>
+
+<p>It was Janice, very pretty in her black dress and
+white decorations, hands in pockets, smile on lips.</p>
+
+<p>"What's up now?" the last speaker interrupted
+himself to ask, "Aunt Mary?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, she's not up," said the maid; "but she's
+awake and wants to know about the picnic."</p>
+
+<p>"There, what did I say!" cried Burnett;
+"isn't she a hero? I tell you Aunt Mary'd fight
+in the last ditch&mdash;she'd never surrender! She's
+one of those dead-at-the-gun chaps. I'm proud to
+think we have known the companionship of joint
+yachting results."</p>
+
+<p>"She says she feels as well as ever," said Janice,
+opening her eyes a trifle as she noted Burnett's pink
+silk negligée, "and wishes to know when you want
+to start."</p>
+
+<p>"Bravo," said Mitchell; "I, too, am fired by
+this exposition of pluck. I like spirit. She reminds
+me of the horse who was turned out to grass and
+then suddenly broke the world's record."</p>
+
+<p>"What horse was that?" asked Burnett.</p>
+
+<p>"Pegasus," said Mitchell cruelly; "I didn't
+say what kind of a record he broke, did I?"
+<pb n="200" /><anchor id="Pg200" /></p>
+
+<p>"What shall I tell Miss Watkins?" asked the
+maid.</p>
+
+<p>Jack, who had risen at her entrance and gone to
+the window, faced around here and said:</p>
+
+<p>"Tell her that if she'll dress we'll go out
+bonnet-shooting and afterwards drive in the
+park."</p>
+
+<p>Janice hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>"She will surely ask where you are to dine,"
+said she, half-smiling.</p>
+
+<p>Jack looked at the crowd.</p>
+
+<p>"Fellows," he said, "we must save up for to-morrow's
+blow-out; suppose you let Mitchell and
+me dine Aunt Mary somewhere very tranquilly to-night
+and we'll get her home by eleven."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, do," said Janice, with sudden earnest
+entreaty. "Honestly, there is a limit."</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, there is a limit," said Mitchell.
+"Even cities have their limits. This one tried to
+be an exception, but San Francisco yelled 'Keep
+off' and she drew in her claws again. Aunt Mary,
+possessing many points in common with New York,
+also possesses that. She has limits. Her limits
+took in more than we bargained for,&mdash;for they
+have taken us into the bargain. Still they are there,
+and we bow to necessity. A cheerful drive, a
+quiet tea, early to bed. And <hi rend="font-style: italic">pax vobiscum</hi>."</p>
+
+<p>"No wonder," said Burnett, "it's easy for you
+<pb n="201" /><anchor id="Pg201" />to agree when you're to be one of the dinner party."
+"I don't mind being left out," said Clover contentedly.
+"I shall sit on the sofa and whisper to
+'the one behind.' Whispering is an art that I have
+almost forgotten, but inspired by that pink&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Then I'll tell Miss Watkins to dress for the
+going out," said Janice, pointedly addressing herself
+to Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, please do."</p>
+
+<p>The maid left the room and went upstairs.
+Aunt Mary was tossing about on her pillow.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what's it to be?" she asked instantly.</p>
+
+<p>"The storm has made it too wet to picnic," replied
+Janice. "Mr. Denham wants to take you to
+drive and afterwards you and Mr. Mitchell and he
+are to dine&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And Burnett and Clover?" cried Aunt Mary
+in appalled interruption; "where are they goin'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Really, I don't know."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't like the idea," said Aunt Mary;
+"we'd ought to all be together. I never did approve
+of splittin' up in small parties. Did Jack
+say anythin' about my gettin' another bonnet?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he thought that you would go to a milliner
+first."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know about lookin' sillier," said Aunt
+Mary. "Strikes me a woman can't look more
+foolish than she does without a bonnet. However,
+<pb n="202" /><anchor id="Pg202" />I don't feel like makin' a fuss over anythin'
+to-day. I've had a good rest and I feel fine. I'll
+dress and go out with Jack, an' I know one thing,
+I'll enjoy every minute I can, for this week is goin'
+like lightnin' and when it's over&mdash;well, you never
+saw Lucinda, so it's no use tryin' to make you
+understand, but&mdash;" she drew a long breath and
+shook her head meaningly.</p>
+
+<p>Janice did not reply. She busied herself with
+the cares of the toilet of her mistress, and when that
+was complete the carriage was summoned for the
+shopping tour.</p>
+
+<p>Jack saw that the bonnet was attended to first
+of all and then they went to another store and
+purchased a scarf pin for Joshua and a workbox
+for Lucinda. After that Aunt Mary decided that
+she wanted her four friends each to have a souvenir
+of her visit, so she insisted upon being conducted to
+that gorgeous establishment which is lighted with
+diamonds instead of electricity and ordered four
+dressing-cases to be constructed, everything with
+gold tops, to be engraved with the proper initials
+and also the inscription, "from M.W. in memory
+of N.Y." Jack rather protested at this, asking
+her if she realized what the engraving would
+come to.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," said Aunt Mary recklessly
+and lavishly. "I don't care what it comes to either.
+<pb n="203" /><anchor id="Pg203" />It's comin' to me, anyhow, ain't it? I rather think
+so. Seems likely."</p>
+
+<p>The clerk took down the order, and then as he
+was ushering them door-wards he fell by the wayside
+and craved permission to show some tiaras of
+emeralds and some pearl dog-collars. Jack
+rebelled.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't want any of those," he exclaimed,
+trying to propel her by.</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't so sure," said Aunt Mary. "I might
+have a dog some day."</p>
+
+<p>But her nephew got her back into their conveyance,
+and they drove away. It was so late that
+they could not consider the park and so had to
+make a tour of Fifth Avenue to use up the time
+left before dinner. Then when they headed
+toward the café they were delighted to observe
+Mitchell awaiting them just where he was to have
+been.</p>
+
+<p>"I see him," said Aunt Mary. "My! I'd know
+him as far off as I'd know anybody." But then she
+sighed. "I wish the others were there, too," she
+said sadly; "seems awful&mdash;just three of us."</p>
+
+<p>The dinner which followed echoed her sentiment.
+It was a very nice dinner, but painfully
+quiet, and Aunt Mary grew very restless.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems like wastin' time, anyhow," she said
+uneasily. "I don't see why the others didn't come.
+<pb n="204" /><anchor id="Pg204" />Well, can't we go to Coney Island or the Statue
+of Liberty or somewhere when we're through?"</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell looked at Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you see, Aunt Mary," the latter promptly
+shrieked, "we thought we'd be good and go home
+early and sort of rest up to-night so as to have
+a high old time to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's face, which had fallen during the
+first part of their speech, brightened up at the last
+words.</p>
+
+<p>"What are we goin' to do?" she inquired with
+unfeigned interest.</p>
+
+<p>"Burnett's going to give us a dinner," Jack
+answered, "and then afterwards we're going to
+help you see the town."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" said Aunt Mary. A pleasant gleam
+fled over her face.</p>
+
+<p>"I never was a great believer in bein' out
+nights," she said, "but I guess I'll make an exception
+to-morrow. I might as well be doin' that as
+anythin', I presume. Maybe better&mdash;very likely
+better."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, very much better," said Mitchell. "It is
+the exceptions that furnish all the oil in life's
+machinery. The exceptions not only generally
+prove too much for the rule, but they also generally
+prevent the rule from proving too much for us.
+They&mdash;"
+<pb n="205" /><anchor id="Pg205" /></p>
+
+<p>"But I don't see why we couldn't go to two or
+three vaudevilles to-night, too," said the old lady,
+suddenly. "I feel so sort of ready-for-anythin'."</p>
+
+<p>"You always feel that way, Miss Watkins,"
+screamed Mitchell. "It is we that are the blind
+and the halt. You are ever fresh, but we falter and
+faint. You see it's you that go out, but it's we
+that you get back. You&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"We could go to one vaudeville, anyway," said
+Aunt Mary abstractedly; "an' if we saw any places
+that looked lively we could stop a few minutes there
+on our way back. I've never been into lots of
+things here."</p>
+
+<p>Jack looked at Mitchell this time.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sorry, Miss Watkins," he roared, "but
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">I'll</hi> have to go home, anyhow. You see, I'm not
+used to the lively life which has been enlivening
+us all this week and, being weakly in my knees,
+needs must look out."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked very disappointed.</p>
+
+<p>"Then Jack and I'll go, too," she said, "but
+oh! dear, I do hate to waste my stay in the city
+sleepin' so much. I can sleep all I want after I
+get home, but&mdash;" she paused, and then said
+with deep feeling, "Well, you don't understand
+about Lucinda an' so you don't understand about
+anythin'."</p>
+
+<p>Both the young men felt truly regretful as they
+<pb n="206" /><anchor id="Pg206" />put her into the carriage for the return trip. Her
+deep enjoyment was so genuine and naive that they
+sympathized with her feelings when cut off from it.</p>
+
+<p>But it was best that this one night should pass
+unimproved, and so all five threw themselves into
+their respective beds with equal zest and slept&mdash;and
+slept&mdash;and slept.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="207" /><anchor id="Pg207" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Seventeen - Aunt Mary's Night About Town</head>
+
+<p>The next day came up out of the ocean
+fair and warm, and when it drew toward
+later afternoon no more propitious night
+for setting forth ever happened.</p>
+
+<p>It was undeniably a night to be remembered.
+And Aunt Mary's entertainers drew in deep
+breaths as they girded themselves for the conflict.
+They certainly intended to do themselves proud
+and on top of all the lesser "times of her life"
+to pile the one pre-eminent which should rest pre-eminent
+forever. Aunt Mary had been gay in the
+first part of the week,&mdash;gayer and gayer as the
+week progressed, but that final crowning night was
+indubitably the gayest of all. If you doubt this
+read on&mdash;read on&mdash;and be convinced.</p>
+
+<p>They began with Burnett's dinner in the private
+room. No matter where the private room was,
+for it really wasn't a private room at all&mdash;it was a
+suite of rooms borrowed and arranged especially
+for that one occasion. They gathered there at
+eight o'clock and began with oysters served on a
+large brass tray in a half-dim Turkish room where
+<pb n="208" /><anchor id="Pg208" />incense sticks burned about and queer daggers held
+up the curtains. The oysters were served on their
+arrival and the megaphones stood like extinguishers
+over each with the name cards tied to the small
+end. The effect was really unique. Aunt Mary
+had one, too, and they were all rejoiced at her delight
+in the scheme, and a few seconds after they
+were doubly rejoiced over its success for no one
+had to speak loud&mdash;the megaphones did it all,
+producing a lovely clamor which deafened all those
+who could hear and caused Aunt Mary to feel that
+she heard with the rest.</p>
+
+<p>Amidst the cheerful din they exchanged such
+very wild remarks as oysters always inspire and
+each and all were mutually content at the effect
+thereof. Then they finished, and Burnett rose at
+once, flung back the portières, and led them in
+upon their soup which stood smoking on a large
+card table in the next room. There were boutonnières
+with the soup, and violets for Aunt Mary,
+and again they used the megaphones and again the
+conversation partook of the customary conversation
+which soup produces.</p>
+
+<p>The soup finished, Burnett jumped up again and
+threw back other portières and they all moved out
+into a dining-room, with its table spread with a
+substantial dinner. This time it was the real thing.
+Candelabra, ice-pails, etc.
+<pb n="209" /><anchor id="Pg209" /></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary had a parrot in a gilt tower, and all
+the men had white mice in houses shaped like hat-boxes.
+Mitchell's seat was flanked with wine coolers,
+and Burnett's, too. There was all that they
+could desire to eat and drink and more. The
+feast began, and it was grand and glorious.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you what," said Aunt Mary, in the
+midst of the revel, "if this is what it means in
+papers when it speaks of high livin', I don't blame
+'em for bein' willin' to die of it young. One week
+like this is worth ten years with Lucinda. Twenty.
+A whole life."</p>
+
+<p>"Say, Jack," said Burnett in an undertone,
+"let's have Lucinda come to town next and see the
+effect on her."</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Watkins," said Clover through his
+megaphone, "as a mark of my affection I beg to
+offer you my white mouse. Do you accept?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't want to go back to the house yet,"
+said Aunt Mary, much disturbed. "It's too soon."</p>
+
+<p>"We won't go home till morning," said Burnett.
+"Not by a long shot. Here, Mitchell, give us a
+speech. Home! we don't want to drink <hi rend="font-style: italic">to</hi> it, but
+we do want to drink to it <hi rend="font-style: italic">here</hi>."</p>
+
+<p>"Home!" said Mitchell, rising with his glass in
+his hand. "Home! here's to home, and I'll drink
+to it in anything but a cab. Home, Aunt Mary
+and gentlemen, is the place where one may go
+<pb n="210" /><anchor id="Pg210" />when every other place is closed. As long as any
+other place is open, however, I do not recommend
+going home. The contrast is always sharp and
+bitter and to be avoided until unavoidable circumstances,
+over which we possess but little control,
+force us to give our address to the man who drives
+and let him drive us to the last place on the map.
+And so I drink to that last place&mdash;home; and here's
+to it, not now, but a good deal later, and not then
+unless what must be has got to result."</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell paused and they all drank.</p>
+
+<p>"Me next now," exclaimed Burnett, jumping to
+his feet. "I'm going to make a speech at my own
+dinner, and as a good speech is best made off-hand,
+I've picked out an off-hand subject and arise to give
+you 'Lucinda.' Having never met her I feel able
+to say nothing good about her and I call the company
+present to witness that I shall say nothing
+bad either. I gather from what I have had a stray
+chance of picking up that Lucinda is all that she
+should be, and nothing frisqué. The latter quality
+is too bad, but it's not my fault. Therefore,
+I say again 'Lucinda', and here's to her very good
+health. May she never regret that Fate has given
+her no chance to have anything to regret."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary applauded this speech heartily even
+if she hadn't quite caught the whole of it and had
+no idea of whom it was about.
+<pb n="211" /><anchor id="Pg211" /></p>
+
+<p>"Who's goin' to speak now?" she asked
+anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"I am," said Clover modestly. "I rise to
+propose the health of our honored guest, Miss
+Watkins. We all know what kin she is to one of
+us, and we all weep that she didn't do as well by the
+rest of us. Aunt Mary! Glasses down!"</p>
+
+<p>"You can't drink this, you know, Aunt Mary,"
+said Jack,&mdash;"it's bad taste to drink to yourself."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want to drink," said Aunt Mary,
+beaming,&mdash;"I like to watch you."</p>
+
+<p>"Here's to Aunt Mary's liking to watch us!"
+cried Clover.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Burnett rising, "don't. It's time
+to go and get the salad now."</p>
+
+<p>"We'd ought to have the automobile for this
+party," said Aunt Mary, and everyone applauded
+her idea, as they rose and gathered up their belongings.</p>
+
+<p>It was a droll procession of men with mice and
+a lady with a parrot that got under way and moved
+in among the Japanese fans and swinging lanterns
+of the next room in the suite of Burnett's friend.
+Five little individual tables were laid there and on
+each table lay a Japanese creature of some sort
+which&mdash;being opened somewhere&mdash;revealed salad
+within.
+<pb n="212" /><anchor id="Pg212" /></p>
+
+<p>"Well, I never did!" exclaimed the guest;
+"this dinner ought to be put in a book!"</p>
+
+<p>"We'll put it in ourselves first," said Mitchell.
+"I never believe in booking any attraction until it
+has been tried on a select few. Burnett having
+selected me for one of this few, I vote we begin on
+the salad."</p>
+
+<p>They began forthwith.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary suddenly stopped eating.</p>
+
+<p>"Some one called," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"It's the parrot," said Jack; "I heard him
+before."</p>
+
+<p>"What does he say?" said Mitchell.</p>
+
+<p>"Listen and you'll find out," said Jack.</p>
+
+<p>They all listened and presently the parrot said
+solemnly:</p>
+
+<p>"Now see what you've done!" and relapsed
+into silence.</p>
+
+<p>"What does he mean?" Aunt Mary asked.</p>
+
+<p>"He's referring to his own affairs," said Burnett;
+"come on&mdash;let's get coffee now!"</p>
+
+<p>They all adjourned to a tiny room lined with
+posters and decorated with pipe racks, and there
+had ice cream in the form of bulls and bears,
+and coffee of the strongest variety. And then cordials
+and cigarettes.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, where shall we go to first?" asked Burnett
+when all were well lit up. No one would
+<pb n="213" /><anchor id="Pg213" />have guessed that he had ever felt used up in
+all his life before.</p>
+
+<p>"To a roof garden," said Mitchell. "We'll
+go to a roof garden first, and then we'll go to more
+roof gardens, and after that if the spirit moves
+we'll go to yet a few roof gardens in addition.
+We'll show our dear aunt what wonders can be
+done with roofs, and to-morrow she'll wonder what
+was done with her."</p>
+
+<p>"That's the bill," said Clover, "and let's go
+now. I can see from the general manner of my
+mouse that he's dying to get out and make his way
+in the wide world."</p>
+
+<p>"Mine the same," said Mitchell; "by George,
+it worries me to see such restless, feverish manners
+in what I had supposed would be a quiet
+domestic companion. It presages a distracted existence.
+But come on."</p>
+
+<p>They all rose.</p>
+
+<p>"Where are we goin' now?" asked Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"To a roof garden," said Jack, "and we're
+going to take the whole menagerie, Aunt Mary.
+We're going to get put in the papers. That's the
+great stunt,&mdash;to get put in the papers."</p>
+
+<p>"But we'll leave the megaphones," said Mitchell.
+"I won't go about with a mouse and a
+megaphone. People might think I looked silly.
+People are so queer."
+<pb n="214" /><anchor id="Pg214" /></p>
+
+<p>"Put the mouse in the megaphone," suggested
+Burnett. "That's the way my mother taught me
+to pack when I was a kid. You put your tooth
+brush in a shoe, and the shoe in a sleeve and then
+turn the sleeve inside out. Oh, I tell you&mdash;what is
+home without a mother?&mdash;Put the mouse in the
+megaphone and stop up both ends. What are your
+hands and your mouth for?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mitchell, "I think I see myself so
+handling a megaphone that the mouse doesn't run
+out either end or into my mouth. My mouth is a
+good mouth and it's served me well and I won't
+turn it over to a mouse at this late day."</p>
+
+<p>"Let's keep the mice in their cages," said
+Clover, and as he spoke he dropped his.</p>
+
+<p>"Now see what you've done!" said the parrot.</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't hurt it," said Clover. "Come on
+now."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, come on," said Burnett. "It's long after
+ten o'clock. You want to remember that even roof
+gardens are not eternally on tap."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I'm trying to hurry all I can," said
+Mitchell. "I'm the picture of patience scurrying
+for dear life only unable to lay hands on her
+gloves."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't catch what's the trouble," said Aunt
+Mary to Jack.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image05" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image05.png">
+<head rend="text-align: center">"The carriage stopped three hundred feet below the level of a roof-garden."</head>
+<figDesc>Illustration 5</figDesc></figure></p><p></p>
+
+<p>"Nothing's the trouble," said Jack, "everything's
+<pb n="215" /><anchor id="Pg215" />fine and dandy. We're going out now.
+Time of your life, Aunt Mary, time of your
+life!"</p>
+
+<p>They telephoned for a carriage and all got in.
+Then Clover slammed the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Now see what you've done!" said the parrot.</p>
+
+<p>"Is he going to keep saying that?" Burnett
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," said Jack. "It comes in pretty
+pat, don't it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Makes me think of my mother," said Clover.
+"I wish it wouldn't."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't catch who's sayin' what," said Aunt
+Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"Nobody's saying anything, Miss Watkins,"
+roared Mitchell; "we are all talking airy nothings
+just to pass the time o' day."</p>
+
+<p>The carriage stopped three hundred feet below
+the level of a roof garden.</p>
+
+<p>"We get out here," said Burnett.</p>
+
+<p>They all got out and went up in an elevator.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to be a good many goin' to the same
+place," said Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mitchell, "a good many people
+generally go to places that are great places for a
+good many people to go to."</p>
+
+<p>"You ought not to end with a preposition,"
+said Clover.
+<pb n="216" /><anchor id="Pg216" /></p>
+
+<p>"There, I left my ear-trumpet in the carriage!"
+said Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>There was a pause of consternation. No one
+spoke except the parrot.</p>
+
+<p>"We know what she's done without your telling
+us," said Clover, addressing the bird. "The
+question is what to do next?"</p>
+
+<p>Jack went back downstairs and found the carriage
+waiting in hopes of picking up another
+load. He lost no time in personally picking up the
+ear-trumpet and returning to his friends.</p>
+
+<p>Then they all proceeded above and bought a
+table and turned their chairs to the stage, where
+the attraction just at that moment was a quartette
+of pretty girls.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you what we'll do," said Burnett the
+instant the girls began to sing. "Let's each tie
+a card to a mouse and present them to the girls!"</p>
+
+<p>The suggestion found favor and was followed
+out to the letter. But when the girls were through
+and the Chinaman who followed them on the programme
+was also over, the pleasures of life in that
+spot palled upon the party.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, come," said Burnett, "let's go somewhere
+else. Let's go out in the air."</p>
+
+<p>His suggestion found favor. And they sallied
+forth and visited another roof garden, a theater
+where they saw the last quarter of the fourth act,
+<pb n="217" /><anchor id="Pg217" />a place where Aunt Mary was given a gondola
+ride, and a place where she was given something
+in the shape of light refreshments.</p>
+
+<p>Then, becoming thirsty, they ordered a few
+White Horses and Red Horses and the Necks of
+yet other horses, but Aunt Mary declined the horses
+of all colors and Mitchell upheld her.</p>
+
+<p>"That's right," he said, "I'm a great believer
+in knowing when you've had enough, and I'm sure
+you've all had so much too much that I know that
+I must have had enough and that she's better
+off with none at all."</p>
+
+<p>"I reckon you're right," said Clover. "I've
+had enough, surely. I can't see over my pile of
+little saucers, and when I can't see over my pile of
+little saucers I'm always positive that I've had
+enough."</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed and then ceased laughing and drew
+down the corners of his mouth.</p>
+
+<p>"Why do people sit on chairs?" Clover asked
+just then. "Why don't everyone sit on the
+floor? You never feel as if you might slip off
+the floor."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," said Mitchell, "if we were not always
+trying to rise above Nature we should all be sitting
+where Nature intended,&mdash;when we weren't swinging
+by our tails and picking cocoanuts."</p>
+
+<p>"Come on and let's go somewhere else," said
+<pb n="218" /><anchor id="Pg218" />Burnett. "Every time I look at somebody it's
+someone else and that makes me nervous."</p>
+
+<p>"Now see what you've done!" said the parrot.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you know his long suit when you bought
+him?" Clover asked Burnett.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Burnett; "they told me that he
+didn't use slang and that was all."</p>
+
+<p>It was well along in the evening&mdash;or night&mdash;and
+a brisk discussion arose as to where to go next.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you," said Clover, "we'll take a ride.
+Let me see what time is it?&mdash;12.30. Just the
+time for a drive. We'll take three cabs and sally
+forth and drive up and down and back and forth
+in the cool night air."</p>
+
+<p>"And jews-harps!" cried Burnett. "Oh, I
+say, there's a bully idea! We'll go to a drug
+store and buy some jews-harps and play on them
+as we drive along. We'll each sing our own tune,
+and the effect will be so novel. Let's do it."</p>
+
+<p>"Jews-harps&mdash;" said Clover thoughtfully,
+"jews-harps for three cabs&mdash;that'll make&mdash;let me
+see&mdash;that'll make&mdash;" he hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, the driver will make the change," said
+Burnett impatiently. "Come on. If we're going
+to have the cabs and jews-harps it's time to
+get out and take the stump in the good cause."</p>
+
+<p>"Where's my ear-trumpet?" said Aunt Mary,
+blankly,&mdash;"it's been left somewhere."
+<pb n="219" /><anchor id="Pg219" /></p>
+
+<p>"No, it hasn't," said Mitchell. "It's here!
+I'm holding it for you. It's much easier holding it
+than picking it up. It seems so slippery to-night."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not going out to get the cabs," said Clover.
+"I thought of the idea and someone else must
+work it out. I'm opposed to working after time
+and I call time at midnight."</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell rose with a depressed air.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll go," he said. "I feel the need of a walk.
+When I feel the need of anything I always take it
+and I've needed and taken so freely to-night that
+I need to take a walk to&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think it funny to talk that way," said
+Burnett a little heatedly. "If you want to get the
+cabs why get the cabs. I'm going to get them, too,
+and I reckon we can get them combined just as easy
+as alone."</p>
+
+<p>"I will go with you," said his friend solemnly.
+"I will accompany you because I feel the need&mdash;"
+He stopped and turned his hat over and
+over. "I know there's a hole to put my head
+into," he declared, "but I can't just put my hand&mdash;I
+mean my head&mdash;on to&mdash;I mean, into&mdash;it."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you expect to find a brass hand pointing to
+it?" said Burnett testily. "Come on!"</p>
+
+<p>"Three cabs and five&mdash;or was it six?&mdash;jews-harps?"
+continued Mitchell dreamily. "It must
+have been six, five for we five, and one for Lord
+<pb n="220" /><anchor id="Pg220" />Chesterfield&mdash;but where is Lord Chesterfield?"
+he asked suddenly with a disturbed glance around.
+"I hope he hasn't deserted and gone home."</p>
+
+<p>"Come on, come on!" said Burnett. "There
+won't be a sober cab left if we don't hurry while
+everything is still able to stand up."</p>
+
+<p>This reasoning seemed to alarm Mitchell and
+he went out with him at once.</p>
+
+<p>"My head feels awfully," said Clover to Jack.
+"It sort of grinds and grates&mdash;does yours?"</p>
+
+<p>Jack stared straight ahead and made no reply.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm goin' home no more to roam," said Aunt
+Mary slowly and sadly,&mdash;"I'm goin' home no
+more to roam, no more to sin an' sorrow. I'm
+goin' home no more to roam&mdash;I'm goin' home
+to-morrow. O hum!" She heaved a heavy sigh.</p>
+
+<p>"Now see what you've done!" said the parrot
+with emphasis.</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind," said Clover bitterly. "Better
+people than you have gone home before now; I
+used to do it myself before I was old enough to
+know worse. Will you excuse me if I say, 'Damn
+this buzzing in my head?'"</p>
+
+<p>"I know how you feel," said Aunt Mary sympathetically.
+"Don't you want me to ring for the
+porter and have him make up your berth right
+away?"</p>
+
+<p>Clover didn't seem to hear. His eyes were
+<pb n="221" /><anchor id="Pg221" />roving moodily about the room; they looked
+almost as faded as his mustache.</p>
+
+<p>"Seems to me they're gone a long time," said
+Jack presently, twisting a little in his seat. "It
+never takes me so long to get a cab. I hold up my
+hand&mdash;the man stops&mdash;and I get in&mdash;what's the
+matter, Aunt Mary?" He asked the question in
+sudden alarm at seeing Aunt Mary bury her face
+hastily in her handkerchief.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter?" he repeated loudly.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't mind me," said Aunt Mary sobbing.
+"It's just that I happened to just think of Lu&mdash;Lu&mdash;Lucinda&mdash;and
+somehow I don't seem to have
+no strength to bear it."</p>
+
+<p>"Split the handkerchief between us," said
+Clover. "I want to cry, too, and there's no time
+like the present for doing what you want to do."</p>
+
+<p>"Rot!" said Jack, "look here&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>He was interrupted by the return of the embassy,
+Mitchell bearing the jews-harps.</p>
+
+<p>"What's the matter?" Burnett asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing," said Clover; "we were so worried
+over you, that's all." Burnett called for the bill
+and found that he had run out of cash; "Or maybe
+I've had my pocket picked," he suggested. "I'm
+beginning to be in just the mood in which I always
+get my pocket picked."</p>
+
+<p>Jack produced a roll of bills and settled for the
+<pb n="222" /><anchor id="Pg222" />refreshments. Then they all started down stairs
+as Aunt Mary wouldn't risk an elevator going
+down.</p>
+
+<p>"It's all right comin' up," she said, "but if it
+broke when you were going down where'd
+you be?"</p>
+
+<p>"In the elevator," said Clover. "I'd never
+jump, I know that."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I've left my ear-trumpet," said Aunt
+Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"Let's draw lots to see who goes back?" Burnett
+suggested.</p>
+
+<p>They drew and the lot fell to Clover.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not going back," he said coldly. "I
+haven't got the energy. Let her apply the megaphone."</p>
+
+<p>Jack went back.</p>
+
+<p>Then they all got into the street and into the
+cabs. Aunt Mary and Jack went first, Mitchell
+and Burnett second, and Clover brought up the
+rear alone.</p>
+
+<p>They set off and it must be admitted that the
+effect of the three cabs going single file one after
+another with their five occupants giving forth a
+most imperfect version of his or her favorite tune,
+was at once novel and awe-inspiring. But like all
+sweet things upon this earth the concert was not of
+long endurance. It was only a few minutes before
+<pb n="223" /><anchor id="Pg223" />the duos ceased utterly to duo and the soloist in the
+rear fell sound asleep. For several blocks there
+was a mournful and tell-tale lack of harmony upon
+the air and then the three young men seemed to
+have exhausted their mouths and all lapsed into a
+more or less conscious state of quietude.</p>
+
+<p>Only Aunt Mary was indefatigable. Like Cleopatra,
+age seemed to have no power to stale her
+infinite variety, and leaning back in her own corner
+she continued to placidly and peacefully intone with
+disregard for time and tune which never ruffled
+a wrinkle. She hadn't played on a jews-harp in
+sixty years, and being deaf she was pleasantly astonished
+at how well she still did it. Jack leaned in
+his corner with folded arms; he was deeply conscious
+of wishing that it was the next day&mdash;any
+day&mdash;any other day&mdash;for the week had been a
+wearing one and he could not but be mortally glad
+that it was so nearly over. The task of fitting
+the plan of Aunt Mary's revelries to the measure
+of her personal capacity had been a very hard one
+and his soul panted for relief therefrom. It is
+one thing to undertake a task and another thing
+to persevere to its successful completion. Aunt
+Mary's nephew was tired&mdash;very tired.</p>
+
+<p>A little later he felt a weight against him; he
+looked; it was Aunt Mary's head,&mdash;she was oblivious
+there on his bosom.
+<pb n="224" /><anchor id="Pg224" /></p>
+
+<p>He heard a voice; it was the parrot.</p>
+
+<p>"Now see what you've done," it said in sepulchral
+tones.</p>
+
+<p>They reached the house, bore the honored guest
+within, and delivered her to Janice.</p>
+
+<p>"You can have that parrot," Jack called back
+to the cabman. "He's guaranteed against slang."</p>
+
+<p>The cabman drove away.</p>
+
+<p>Janice received them with a look which might
+have been construed in many ways, but they were
+all far past construing and the look fell to the
+ground unheeded.</p>
+
+<p>And again Aunt Mary was tucked carefully up
+to dream herself rested once more.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="225" /><anchor id="Pg225" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Eighteen - A Departure And A Return</head>
+
+
+<p>The next day poor Aunt Mary had to
+undergo the ordeal of being obliged to
+turn her face away from all those joys
+which had so suddenly and brilliantly altered the
+hues of life for her. It pretty nearly used her up.
+She took her reviving decoction with tears standing
+in her eyes,&mdash;and sat down the glass with a bursting
+sigh. "My, but I wish I knew when I'd be
+taking any more of this?" she said to Janice.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, you'll come back to the city some day,"
+said the maid hopefully.</p>
+
+<p>"Come back!" said Aunt Mary. "Well, I
+should say that I would come back! Why&mdash;I&mdash;?"
+she stopped suddenly, "never mind," she said
+after a minute, "only you'll see that I'll come
+back. Pretty surely&mdash;pretty positively."</p>
+
+<p>Janice was folding her dresses into the small
+trunk. Aunt Mary contemplated the green plaid
+waist with an air of mournful reflection.</p>
+
+<p>"I believe I'll always keep that waist rolled
+away," she murmured. "I shall like to shake it
+out once in a while to remind me of things."
+<pb n="226" /><anchor id="Pg226" /></p>
+
+<p>"Hand me my purse," she said to the maid five
+minutes afterwards. "Here's twenty-five dollars
+an' I want you to take it and get anythin' you
+like with it."</p>
+
+<p>"But that's too much," Janice cried, putting her
+hands behind her and shaking her head.</p>
+
+<p>"Take it," said Aunt Mary imperiously;
+"you're well worth it."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't like to&mdash;truly," said the girl.</p>
+
+<p>"Take it," said Aunt Mary sternly.</p>
+
+<p>So Janice took it and thanked her.</p>
+
+<p>The train went about 4 p.m., and it seemed
+wise to give the traveller a quiet luncheon in her
+own room and rally her escort afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>When she had eaten and drank she sighed again
+and thoughtfully folded her napkin.</p>
+
+<p>"I've had a nice time," she said, gazing fixedly
+out of the window. "I've had a nice time, and I
+guess those young men have enjoyed it, too. I
+rather think my bein' here has given them a chance
+to go to a good many places where they'd never
+have thought of goin' alone. I'm pretty sure
+of it."</p>
+
+<p>Janice made no reply.</p>
+
+<p>"But it's all over now," said Aunt Mary with
+something that sounded suspiciously like a sob in
+her voice, "an' I haven't got only just one consolation
+left an' that's&mdash;" again she paused.
+<pb n="227" /><anchor id="Pg227" /></p>
+
+<p>Janice carried the tray away and the next minute
+they all burst in bearing their parting gifts in
+their arms.</p>
+
+<p>The gifts were an indiscriminate collection of
+flowers, candy, magazines, books, etc.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary opened her closet door and showed
+the four dressing-cases. Everyone but Jack was
+mightily surprised and everyone was mightily
+pleased. The room looked like Christmas, and the
+faces, too.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall die with my head on the hair brush,"
+Clover declared, and Mitchell went down on his
+knees and kissed Aunt Mary's hand.</p>
+
+<p>"You must all come an' see me if you ever go
+anywhere near," said the old lady. "Now
+promise."</p>
+
+<p>"We promise," they yelled in unison, and then
+they asked in beautiful rhythm "What's the matter
+with Aunt Mary?" and yelled the answer
+"She's all right!" with a fervor that nearly blew
+out the window.</p>
+
+<p>"I declare," Aunt Mary exclaimed, as the
+echoes settled back among the furniture, "when
+I think of Lucinda seems as if&mdash;" she paused;
+further speech was for the nonce impossible.</p>
+
+<p>"The carriages are ready," Janice announced
+at the door, and from then until they reached the
+train all was confusion and bustle.
+<pb n="228" /><anchor id="Pg228" /></p>
+
+<p>Only the train whistle could drown the farewells
+which they poured into her ear-trumpet, and
+when they could hover in her drawing-room no
+longer they stood outside the window as long as
+the window was there to stand outside of. And
+then they watched it until it was out of sight, and
+after that turned solemnly away.</p>
+
+<p>"By grab!" said Burnett, "I think she ought
+to leave us all fortunes. I never was so completely
+done up in my life."</p>
+
+<p>"My throat's blistered," said Clover feebly;
+"I'm going to stand on my head and gargle with
+salve until my throat's healed."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall never shine on the team again," said
+Mitchell. "I shall hire out for bleacher work.
+He who has successfully conversed with Aunt
+Mary need not fear to attack a Wagner Opera
+single-handed."</p>
+
+<p>Jack did not say anything. His heart was
+athirst for Mrs. Rosscott.</p>
+
+<p>She was back in her own library the next night,
+and he rushed thither as soon as his first day's
+labor was over. She was prettier and her eyes
+were sweeter and brighter than ever as she rose
+to meet him and held out&mdash;first one hand, and
+then both. He took the one hand and then the
+two and the longing that possessed him was so
+overwhelming that only his acute consideration
+<pb n="229" /><anchor id="Pg229" />for all she was to him kept him from taking more
+yet.</p>
+
+<p>"And the week's over," she said, when she had
+dragged her fingers out of his and gone and nestled
+down upon the divan, among the pillows that
+rivaled each other in their attempts to get closer
+to her, "the week's all over and our aunt is
+gone."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he said, rolling his favorite chair up
+near to her seat, "all is over and well over."</p>
+
+<p>She smiled and he smiled too.</p>
+
+<p>"She must have enjoyed it," she said thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"Enjoyed it!" said Jack. "She won't like Paradise
+in comparison."</p>
+
+<p>"And you've been a good boy," said Mrs. Rosscott,
+regarding him merrily. "You've played
+your part well."</p>
+
+<p>He rose to his feet and put his hand to his
+temple.</p>
+
+<p>"I salute my general," he said. "I was well
+trained in the maneuver."</p>
+
+<p>"It's odd," said Mrs. Rosscott thoughtfully.
+"It was really so simple. We are only women
+after all, whether it is I&mdash;or Aunt Mary&mdash;or all
+the rest of the world. We do so crave the knowledge
+that someone cares for us&mdash;for our hours&mdash;for
+our pleasures. It isn't the bonbons&mdash;it's that
+<pb n="230" /><anchor id="Pg230" />someone troubled to buy the bonbons because he
+thought that they would please <hi rend="font-style: italic">us</hi>."</p>
+
+<p>"Doesn't a man have the same feeling?" Jack
+asked. "It isn't the tea we come for&mdash;it's the
+knowledge that someone bothers to make it and
+sugar it and cream it."</p>
+
+<p>"I wasn't laughing," said she.</p>
+
+<p>"I wasn't laughing either," said he.</p>
+
+<p>"But it's true," she went on, "and I think the
+solution of many unhappy puzzles lies there. Don't
+forget if you ever have a wife to pay lots of attention
+to her."</p>
+
+<p>"I always have paid lots of attention to her,
+haven't I?" he demanded.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>"We won't discuss that," she said. "We'll
+stick to Aunt Mary. Aunt Mary is a rock whose
+foundation is firm; when it comes to your relations
+toward other women&mdash;" she stopped,
+shrugging her shoulders, and he understood.</p>
+
+<p>"But it's going to come out all right now, I'm
+sure," she went on after a minute, "and I'm so
+glad&mdash;so very glad&mdash;that the chance was given
+to me to right the wrong that I was the
+cause of."</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image06" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image06.png">
+<head rend="text-align: center">"'And now the fun's all over and the work begins,' she said, looking down."</head>
+<figDesc>Illustration 6</figDesc></figure></p><p></p>
+
+<p>He looked at her and his eyes almost burned,
+they were so strong in their leaping desire to fling
+himself at her feet and adore her goodness and
+<pb n="231" /><anchor id="Pg231" />sweetness and worldliness and wisdom from that
+vantage-ground of worship.</p>
+
+<p>She choked a little at the glance and put her
+hands together in her lap with a quick catching at
+self-control.</p>
+
+<p>"And now the fun's all over and the work
+begins," she said, looking down.</p>
+
+<p>"I know that," he asseverated.</p>
+
+<p>She lifted up her eyes and looked at him so very
+kindly. And then&mdash;after a little pause to gain
+command of word and thought she spoke again,
+slowly.</p>
+
+<p>"Listen," she said, this time very softly, but
+very seriously. "I want to tell you one thing and I
+want to tell it to you now. I had a good and sufficient
+reason for helping you out with Aunt Mary;
+but&mdash;" She hesitated.</p>
+
+<p>"But?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"But I've no reason at all for helping your Aunt
+Mary out with you, unless you prove worthy of
+her, and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And?"</p>
+
+<p>She looked at him, and shook her head slightly.</p>
+
+<p>"I won't say 'and of me,'" she said finally.</p>
+
+<p>"Why not?" he asked, a storm of tempestuous
+impatience raging behind his lips. "Do say it,"
+he pleaded.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I can't say it. It wouldn't be right.
+<pb n="232" /><anchor id="Pg232" />I don't mean it, and so I won't say it. I'll only
+tell you that I can promise nothing as things
+are, and that unless you go at life from now on
+with a tremendous energy I never shall even dream
+of a possible promising."</p>
+
+<p>He rose to his feet and towered above her, tall
+and straight and handsome, and very grave.</p>
+
+<p>"All right," he said simply. "I'll remember."</p>
+
+<p>Ever so much later that evening he rose to bid
+her good-night.</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever comes, you've been an angel to me,"
+he said in that hasty five seconds that her hand was
+his.</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I ever regret it?" she asked, looking up
+to his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Never," he declared earnestly, "never,
+never. I can swear that, and I shall be able to
+swear the same thing when I'm as old as my Aunt
+Mary."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott lowered her eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Who could ask more?" she said softly.</p>
+
+<p>"I could," said Jack&mdash;"but I'll wait first."</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="233" /><anchor id="Pg233" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Nineteen - Aunt Mary's Return</head>
+
+
+<p>Joshua was at the station to meet his
+mistress, and Lucinda, full to the brim with
+curiosity, sat on the back seat of the carryall.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary quitted the train with a dignity
+which was sufficiently overpowering to counteract
+the effect of her bonnet's being somewhat awry.
+She greeted Joshua with a chill perfunctoriness
+that was indescribable, and her glance glided completely
+over Lucinda and faded away in the open
+country on the further side of her.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda did not care. Lucinda was of a hardy
+stock and stormy glances neither bent nor broke
+her spirit.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad to see you come back looking so
+well," she screamed, when Aunt Mary was in and
+they were off.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary raised her eyebrows in a manner
+that appeared a trifle indignant, and riveted her
+gaze on the hindquarters of the horse.</p>
+
+<p>"I thought it was more like heaven myself,"
+she said coldly. "Not that your opinion matters
+any to me, Lucinda."
+<pb n="234" /><anchor id="Pg234" /></p>
+
+<p>Then she leaned forward and poked the
+driver.</p>
+
+<p>"Joshua!" she said.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua jumped in his seat at the asperity of her
+poke and her tone.</p>
+
+<p>"What is it?" he said hastily.</p>
+
+<p>"Jus' 's soon as we get home I want you to take
+the saw&mdash;that little, sharp one, you know&mdash;and
+dock Billy's tail. Cut it off as close as you can;
+do you hear?"</p>
+
+<p>"I hear," was the startled answer.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you have a good time?" Lucinda had the
+temerity to ask, after a minute.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess I could if I tried," the lady replied;
+"but I'm too tired to try now."</p>
+
+<p>"How did you leave Mr. Jack?"</p>
+
+<p>"I couldn't stay forever, could I?" asked the
+traveler impatiently. "I thought that a week was
+long enough for the first time, anyhow."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda subsided and the rest of the drive was
+taken in silence. When they reached the house
+Aunt Mary enveloped everything in one glance of
+blended weariness, scorn and contempt, and then
+made short work of getting to bed, where she slept
+the luxurious and dreamless sleep of the unjust until
+late that afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>"My, but she's come back a terror!" Lucinda
+cried to Joshua in a high whisper when he brought
+<pb n="235" /><anchor id="Pg235" />in the trunk. "She looks like nothin' was goin'
+to be good enough for her from now on."</p>
+
+<p>"Nothin' ain't goin' to be good enough for
+her," said Joshua calmly.</p>
+
+<p>"What are we goin' to do, then?" asked
+Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"We'll have enough to do," said Joshua, in a
+tone that was portentous in the extreme, and then
+he placed the trunk in its proper position for
+unpacking and went away, leaving Lucinda to
+unpack it.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary awoke just as the faithful servant
+was unrolling the green plaid waist, and the instant
+that she spoke it was plain that her attitude
+toward life in general was become strangely and
+vigorously changed, and that for Lucinda the rack
+was to be newly oiled and freshly racking.</p>
+
+<p>This attitude was not in any degree altered by
+the unexpected arrival of Arethusa that evening.
+Strange tales had reached Arethusa's ears, and she
+had flown on the wings of steam and coal dust to
+see what under the sun it all meant. Aunt Mary
+was not one bit rejoiced to see her and the glare
+which she directed over the edge of the counterpane
+bore testimony to the truth of this statement.</p>
+
+<p>"Whatever did you come for?" she demanded
+inhospitably. "Lucinda didn't send for you, did
+she?"
+<pb n="236" /><anchor id="Pg236" /></p>
+
+<p>Arethusa screamed the best face that she could
+onto her visit, but Aunt Mary listened with an
+inattention that was anything but flattering.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't feel like talkin' over my trip," she said,
+when she saw her niece's lips cease to move. "Of
+course I enjoyed myself because I was with Jack,
+but as to what we did an' said you couldn't understand
+it all if I did tell you, so what's the use of
+botherin'."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa looked neutral, calm and curious. But
+Aunt Mary frowned and shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>"S'long as you're here, though, I suppose you
+may as well make yourself useful," she said a few
+minutes later. "Come to think of it, there's an
+errand I want you to do for me. I want you to go
+to Boston the very first thing to-morrow morning
+an' buy me some cotton."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa stared blankly.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said the aunt, "if you can't hear, you'd
+better take my ear-trumpet and I'll say it over
+again."</p>
+
+<p>"What kind of cotton?" Arethusa yelled.</p>
+
+<p>"Not <hi rend="font-style: italic">stockin's!</hi>" said Aunt Mary; "Cotton!
+Cotton! C-O-T-T-O-N! It beats the Dutch
+how deaf everyone is gettin', an' if I had your ears
+in particular, Arethusa, I'd certainly hire a carpenter
+to get at 'em with a bit-stalk. Jus's if you didn't
+know as well as I do how many stockin's I've got
+<pb n="237" /><anchor id="Pg237" />already! I should think you'd quit bein' so heedless,
+an' use your commonsense, anyhow. I've
+found commonsense a very handy thing in talkin'
+always. Always."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa launched herself full tilt into the ear-trumpet.</p>
+
+<p>"What&mdash;kind&mdash;of&mdash;cotton?" she asked in that
+key of voice which makes the crowd pause in a
+panic.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked disgusted.</p>
+
+<p>"The Boston kind," she said, nipping her lips.</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa took a double hitch on her larynx, and
+tried again.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you mean thread?"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's disgust deepened visibly.</p>
+
+<p>"If I meant silk I guess I wouldn't say cotton.
+I might just happen to say silk. I've been in the
+habit of saying silk when I meant silk and cotton
+when I meant cotton, for quite a number of
+years, and I might not have changed to-day&mdash;I
+might just happen to not have. I might not have&mdash;maybe."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa withered under this bitter irony.</p>
+
+<p>"How many spools do you want?" she asked
+in a meek but piercing howl.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't care," said Aunt Mary loftily. "I
+don't care how many&mdash;or what color&mdash;or what
+number. I just want some Boston cotton, and I
+<pb n="238" /><anchor id="Pg238" />want to see you settin' out to get it pretty promptly
+to-morrow morning."</p>
+
+<p>"But if you only want some cotton," Arethusa
+yelled, with a force which sent crimson waves all
+over her, "why can't I get it in the village?"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary shot one look at her niece and the
+latter felt the concussion.</p>
+
+<p>"Because&mdash;I&mdash;want&mdash;you&mdash;to&mdash;get&mdash;it&mdash;in&mdash;Boston,"
+she said, filling the breaks between her
+words with a concentrated essence of acerbity such
+as even she had never displayed before. "When
+I say a thing, I mean it pretty generally. Quite
+often&mdash;most always. I want that cotton and it's
+to be bought in Boston. There's a train that goes
+in at seven-forty-five, and if you don't favor the
+idea of ridin' on it you can take the express that
+goes by at six-five."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa pressed her hands very tightly together
+and carried the discussion no further. She went to
+bed early and rose early the next morning and
+Joshua drove her in town to the seven-forty-five.</p>
+
+<p>"It doesn't seem to me that my aunt is very
+well," the niece said during the drive. "What do
+you think?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think anything about her," said Joshua
+with great candor. "If I was to give to thinkin'
+I'd o' moved out to Chicago an' been scalpin'
+Indians to-day."
+<pb n="239" /><anchor id="Pg239" /></p>
+
+<p>"I wonder if that trip to New York was good
+for her?" Arethusa wondered mildly.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua flicked Billy with the whip and refused to
+voice any opinion as to New York's effect on his
+mistress.</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa was well on her way to Boston when
+Aunt Mary's bell, rung with a sharp jangle, summoned
+Lucinda to open her bedroom blinds. While
+Lucinda was leaning far out and attempting to
+cause said blinds to catch on the hooks, which
+habitually held them back against the side of the
+house, her mistress addressed her with a suddeness
+which showed that she had awakened with her wits
+surprisingly well in hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Where's Joshua? Is he got back from Arethusa?
+Answer me, Lucinda."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda drew herself in through the open window
+with an alacrity remarkable for one of her
+years.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he's back," she yelled.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked at her with a sort of incensed
+patience.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what's he doin'? If he's back, where is
+he? Lucinda, if you knew how hard it is for me to
+keep quiet you'd answer when I asked things. Why
+in Heaven's name don't you say suthin'? Anythin'?
+Anythin' but nothin', that is."</p>
+
+<p>"He's mowin'," Lucinda shrieked.
+<pb n="240" /><anchor id="Pg240" /></p>
+
+<p>"Sewin'!" exclaimed Aunt Mary. "What's he
+sewin'? Where's he sewin'? Have you stopped
+doin' his darnin'?"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda gathered breath by compressing her
+sides with her hands, and then replied, directing her
+voice right into the ear-trumpet:</p>
+
+<p>"He's mowin' the back lawn."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary winced and shivered.</p>
+
+<p>"My heavens, Lucinda!" she exclaimed,
+sharply. "I wish't there was a school to teach outsiders
+the use of an ear-trumpet. They can't seem
+to hit the medium between either mumblin' or
+splittin' one's ear drums."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda was too much out of breath from her
+effort to attempt any audible penitence. Her mistress
+continued:</p>
+
+<p>"Well, you find him wherever he is, and tell
+him to harness up the buggy and go and get Mr.
+Stebbins as quick as ever he can. Hurry!"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda exited with a promptitude that fulfilled
+all that her lady's heart could wish. She found
+Joshua whetting his scythe.</p>
+
+<p>"She wants Mr. Stebbins right off," said
+Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll get Mr. Stebbins right off," said
+Joshua. And he headed immediately for the barn.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda ran along beside him. It did seem to
+Lucinda as if in compensation for her slavery to
+<pb n="241" /><anchor id="Pg241" />Aunt Mary she might have had a sympathizer in
+Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"I guess she wants to change her will," she
+panted, very much out of breath.</p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll change her will," said Joshua.
+And as his steady gait was much quicker than poor
+Lucinda's halting amble, and as he saw no occasion
+to alter it, the conversation between them dwindled
+into space then and there.</p>
+
+<p>Half an hour later Billy went out of the drive
+at a swinging pace and an hour after that Mr.
+Stebbins was brought captive to Aunt Mary's
+throne.</p>
+
+<p>She welcomed him cordially; Lucinda was
+promptly locked out, and then the old lady and her
+lawyer spent a momentous hour together. Mr.
+Stebbins was taken into his client's fullest confidence;
+he was regaled with enough of the week's
+history to guess the rest; and he foresaw the outcome
+as he had foreseen it from the moment of the
+rupture.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary was very sincere in owning up to her
+own past errors.</p>
+
+<p>"I made a big mistake about the life that boy
+was leadin'," she said in the course of the conversation.
+"He took me everywhere where he was in
+the habit of goin', an' so far from its bein' wicked,
+I never enjoyed myself so much in my life. There
+<pb n="242" /><anchor id="Pg242" />ain't no harm in havin' fun, an' it does cost a lot of
+money. I can understand it all now, an' as I'm a
+great believer in settin' wrong right whenever you
+can, I want Jack put right in my will right off. I
+want&mdash;" and then were unfolded the glorious
+possibilities of the future for her youngest, petted
+nephew. He was not only to be reinstated in the
+will, but he was to reign supreme. The other four
+children were to be rich&mdash;very rich,&mdash;but Jack was
+to be <hi rend="font-style: italic">the</hi> heir.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Stebbins was well pleased. He was very
+fond of Jack and had always been particularly
+patient with him on that account. He felt that this
+was a personal reward of merit, for it cannot be
+denied that Jack had certainly cashed very large
+checks on the bank of his forbearance.</p>
+
+<p>When all was finished, and Joshua and Lucinda
+had been called in and had duly affixed their signatures
+to the important document, the buggy was
+brought to the door again and Mr. Stebbins stepped
+in and allowed himself to be replaced where they
+had taken him from.</p>
+
+<p>Joshua returned alone.</p>
+
+<p>"There, what did I tell you!" said Lucinda,
+who was waiting for him behind the wood-house,&mdash;"she
+did want to change her will."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, she changed it, didn't she?" said
+Joshua.
+<pb n="243" /><anchor id="Pg243" /></p>
+
+<p>"I guess she wants to give him all she's got,
+since that week in New York," said Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll give him all she's got," said
+Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda's eyes grew big.</p>
+
+<p>"An' she'll give it to you, too, if you don't look
+out and stay where you can hear her bell if she
+rings it," Joshua added, with his usual frankness,
+and then he whipped up Billy and drove on to the
+barn.</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa returned late in the afternoon, very
+warm, very wilted. Aunt Mary looked over the
+cotton purchase, and deigned to approve.</p>
+
+<p>"But, my heavens, Arethusa," she exclaimed
+immediately afterwards, "if you had any idea how
+dirty and dusty and altogether awful you do look,
+you wouldn't be able to get to soap and water fast
+enough."</p>
+
+<p>At that poor Arethusa sighed, and, gathering up
+her hat, and hat-pins, and veil, and gloves, and
+purse, and handkerchief, went away to wash.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="244" /><anchor id="Pg244" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Twenty - Jack's Joy</head>
+
+
+<p>About the first of July many agreeable things
+happened.</p>
+
+<p>One was that Mr. Stebbins found it advisable
+to address a discreet letter to John Watkins,
+Jr., Denham, conveying the information that although
+he must not count unduly upon the future,
+still, if he behaved himself, he might with safety
+allow his expenditures to mount upward monthly to
+a certain limit. This was the way in which Aunt
+Mary salved her conscience and saved her pride all
+at once.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want him to think that I don't mean
+things when I say 'em," she had carefully explained
+to Mr. Stebbins, "but I can't bear to think that
+there's anybody in New York without money
+enough to have a good time there."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Stebbins had made a note of the sum which
+the allowance was to compass and had promised to
+write the letter at once.</p>
+
+<p>"What did you do the last time you were in the
+city?" Aunt Mary asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I was much occupied with business," said the
+<pb n="245" /><anchor id="Pg245" />lawyer, "but I found time to visit the Metropolitan
+Museum of Art and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Good gracious!" exclaimed Aunt Mary,
+"who was takin' you 'round! I never had a second
+for any museums or arts;&mdash;you ought to have seen
+a vaudeville, or that gondola place! I was ferried
+around four times and the music lasted all
+through." She stopped and reflected. "I guess
+you can make that money a hundred a month
+more," she said slowly. "I don't want the boy
+to ever feel stinted or have to run in debt."</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Stebbins smiled, and the result was that Jack
+began to pay up the bills for his aunt's entertainment
+very much more rapidly than he had anticipated
+doing.</p>
+
+<p>Another pleasant thing was that a week or so
+later&mdash;very soon after Mrs. Rosscott had given
+up her town house and returned to the protection
+of the parental slate-tiles&mdash;Burnett's father, a
+peppery but jovial old gentleman (we all know
+the kind), suddenly asked why Bob never came
+home any more. This action on the part of the
+head of the house being tantamount to the completest
+possible forgiveness and obliviousness of the
+past, Burnett's mother, of whom the inquiry had
+been made, wept tears of sincerest joy and wrote
+to the youngest of her flock to return to the ancestral
+fold just as soon as he possibly could. He
+<pb n="246" /><anchor id="Pg246" />came, and as a result, a fortnight later Jack came,
+and Mitchell came, and Clover came. Mrs. Rosscott,
+as we have previously stated, was already
+there, and so were Maude Lorne and a great many
+others. Some of the others were pretty girls and
+Burnett and two of his friends found plenty to
+amuse them, but Burnett's dearest friend, his
+bosom friend, his Fidus Achates, found no one to
+amuse him, because he was in earnest, and had eyes
+for no feminine prettiness, his sight being dazzled
+by the radiance of one surpassing loveliness. He
+had worked tremendously hard the first month of
+daily laboring, and felt he deserved a reward. Be
+it said for Jack that the reward of which Aunt
+Mary had the bestowing counted for very little
+with him except in its relation to the far future.
+The real goal which he was striving toward, the
+real laurels that he craved&mdash;Ah! they lay in
+another direction.</p>
+
+<p>Middle July is a lovely time to get off among the
+trees and grass, and lie around in white flannels or
+white muslins, just as the case may be. It was too
+warm to do much else than that, and Heaven knows
+that Jack desired nothing better, as long as his goddess
+smiled upon him.</p>
+
+<p>It was curious about his goddess. She seemed to
+grow more beautiful every time that he saw her.
+Perhaps it was her native air that gave her that
+<pb n="247" /><anchor id="Pg247" />charming flush; perhaps it was the joy of being at
+home again; perhaps it was&mdash;no, he didn't dare
+to hope that. Not yet. Not even with all that she
+had done for him fresh in his memory. The
+humility of true love was so heavy on his heart that
+his very dreams were dulled with hopelessness, the
+majority of them seeming too vividly dyed in Paradise
+hues for their fulfillment in daily life to ever
+appear possible. But still he was very, very happy
+to be there with her&mdash;beside her&mdash;and to hear her
+voice and look into her eyes whenever the trouble
+some "other people" would leave them alone together.
+And she did seem happy, too. And so
+rejoiced that the tide of Aunt Mary's wrath had
+been successfully turned. And so rejoiced that he
+was at work, even in the face of her hopes as to his
+college career. And also so rejoiced to take up
+the gay, careless thread of their mutual pleasure
+again.</p>
+
+<p>The morning after the gathering of the party
+was Saturday and an ideal day&mdash;that sort of ideal
+day when house parties naturally sift into pairs and
+then fade away altogether. The country surrounding
+our particular party was densely wooded and
+not at all settled, the woods were laid out in a
+fascinating system of walks and benches which in
+no case commanded views of one another, and the
+shade overhead was the shade of July and as propitious
+<pb n="248" /><anchor id="Pg248" />to rest as it was to motion. Mitchell took a
+girl in gray and two sets of golf clubs and started
+out in the opposite direction from the links, Clover
+took a girl in green and a camera and went another
+way, Burnett took a girl in a riding habit and two
+saddle horses and followed the horses' noses
+whither they led, and Jack&mdash;Jack smoked cigarettes
+on the piazza and waited&mdash;waited.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott came out after a while and asked
+him why he didn't go to walk also.</p>
+
+<p>"Just what I was thinking as to yourself," he
+said, very boldly as to voice, and very beseechingly
+as to eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I'm so busy," she said, laughing up into
+his eyes and then laughing down at the ground&mdash;"you
+see I'm the only married daughter to help
+mamma."</p>
+
+<p>"But you've been helping all the morning," he
+complained, "and besides how can you help? One
+would think that your mother was beating eggs or
+turning mattresses."</p>
+
+<p>"I have to work harder than that," said Mrs.
+Rosscott; "I have to make people know one another
+and like one another and not all want to
+make love to the same girl."</p>
+
+<p>"You can't help their all wanting to make love
+to the same girl," said Jack; "the more you try
+to convince them of their folly the deeper in love
+<pb n="249" /><anchor id="Pg249" />they are bound to fall. I'm an illustration of
+that myself."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott looked at him then and curved her
+mouth sweetly.</p>
+
+<p>"You do say such pretty things," she said. "I
+don't see how you've learned so much in so little
+time. Why, General Jiggs in there is three times
+your age and he tangles himself awfully when he
+tries to be sweet."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps his physician has recommended gymnastics,"
+said Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps," said Mrs. Rosscott laughing, and
+then she turned as if to go in.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't," said her lover, barring the way
+with great suddenness; "you really mustn't, you
+know. I've been patient for so long and been good
+for so long and I must be rewarded&mdash;I really
+must. Do come out with me somewhere&mdash;anywhere&mdash;for
+only a half-hour,&mdash;please."</p>
+
+<p>She looked at him.</p>
+
+<p>"Won't Maude do?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"No, she won't," he said beneath his breath;
+"whatever do you suggest such a thing for? You
+make me ready to tell you to your face that you
+want to go as bad as I want you to go, but I shan't
+say so because I know too much."</p>
+
+<p>"You do know a lot, don't you?" said she, with
+an expression of great respect; "why, if you were
+<pb n="250" /><anchor id="Pg250" />to dare to hint to me that I wanted to go out with
+you instead of staying in and talking Rembrandt
+with Mr. Morley, I'd never forgive you the longest
+day I live."</p>
+
+<p>"I know you wouldn't," said he, "and you may
+be quite sure that I shall not say it. On the contrary
+I shall merely implore you to forget your own
+pleasure in consideration of mine."</p>
+
+<p>"I really ought to devote the morning to Mr.
+Morley," she said meditatively; "it's such an
+honor his coming here, you know."</p>
+
+<p>"A little bit of a whiskered monkey," said Jack
+in great disgust; "an honor, indeed!"</p>
+
+<p>"He's a very great man," said Mrs. Rosscott;
+"every sort of institution has given him a few
+letters to put after his name, and some have given
+him whole syllables."</p>
+
+<p>"You must get a straw hat, you know, or a sun-shade;
+it will be hot in half an hour."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I couldn't stay out half an hour; fifteen
+minutes would be the longest."</p>
+
+<p>"All right, fifteen minutes, then, but do hurry."</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't say that I would go," she said, opening
+her eyes; "and yet I feel myself gone." She
+laughed lightly.</p>
+
+<p>"Do hurry," he pleaded freshly; "oh, I am so
+hungry to&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>She disappeared within doors and five minutes
+<pb n="251" /><anchor id="Pg251" />later came back with one of those charming floppy
+English garden hats, tied with a muslin bow beneath
+her dimpled chin.</p>
+
+<p>"This is so good of me," she said, as they went
+down the steps.</p>
+
+<p>"Very good, heavenly good," said Jack; and
+then neither spoke again until they had crossed the
+Italian garden and entered the American wood.
+She looked into his eyes then and smiled half-shyly
+and half-provokingly.</p>
+
+<p>"You are such a baby," she said; "such a baby!
+Do ask me why and I'll tell you half a dozen whys.
+I'd love to."</p>
+
+<p>The path was the smoothest and shadiest of
+forest paths, the hour was the sweetest and sunniest
+of summer hours, the moment was the brightest and
+happiest of all the moments which they had known
+together&mdash;up to now.</p>
+
+<p>"Do tell me," he said; "I'm wild to know."</p>
+
+<p>He took her hand and laid it on his arm. For
+that little while she was certainly his and his alone,
+and no man had a better claim to her. "Go on
+and tell me," he repeated.</p>
+
+<p>"There is one big reason and there are lots of
+little ones. Which will you have first?"</p>
+
+<p>"The little ones, please."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, listen; you are like a baby because you
+are impatient, because you are spoilt, because when
+<pb n="252" /><anchor id="Pg252" />you want anything you think that you must have
+it, and because you like to be walked with."</p>
+
+<p>"Are those the little reasons," he said when she
+paused; "and what's the big one?"</p>
+
+<p>"The big one," she said slowly; "Oh, I'm
+afraid that you won't like the big one!"</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps it will be all the better for me if I
+don't," he laughed; "at any rate I beg and pray
+and plead to know it."</p>
+
+<p>"What a dear boy!" she laughed. "If you
+want to know as badly as that, I'd have to tell
+you anyhow, whether I wanted to or not. It's
+because I'm so much the oldest."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" said Jack, much disappointed. "Is
+that why?"</p>
+
+<p>"And then too," she continued, "you seem even
+younger because of your being so unsophisticated."</p>
+
+<p>"So I am unsophisticated, am I?" he asked
+grimly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," she said nodding; "at least you impress
+me so."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad of that," he said after a little pause.</p>
+
+<p>She looked up quickly.</p>
+
+<p>"Truly?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, indeed."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," she laughed, "if you say that, then I
+shall know that you are less unsophisticated than
+I thought you were."
+<pb n="253" /><anchor id="Pg253" /></p>
+
+<p>"Why so?" he asked surprised.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you know that meek, mild men always
+try to insinuate that they are regular fire-eaters,
+and vice versa? Well, it's so&mdash;and it's so every
+time. There was once a man who was kissing me,
+and he drew my hands up around his neck in such
+a clever, gentle way that I was absolutely positive
+that he had had no end of practice drawing arms
+up in that way and I just couldn't help saying:
+'Oh, how many women you must have kissed!'
+What do you think he answered?&mdash;merely smiled
+and said: 'Not so many as you might imagine.'
+He showed how much he knew by the way he
+answered, for oh! he had. I found that out
+afterwards."</p>
+
+<p>"What did you do then?" he asked, frowning.
+"Cut him?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; I married him. Why, of course I was
+going to marry him when he kissed me, or I
+wouldn't have let him kiss me. Do you suppose
+I let men kiss me as a general thing? What are
+you thinking of?"</p>
+
+<p>"I was thinking of you," he said. "It's a
+horrible habit I've fallen into lately. But, never
+mind; keep on talking."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't remember what I was saying," she said.
+"Oh, yes, I do too. About men, about good and
+bad men. Now, even if I didn't know how much
+<pb n="254" /><anchor id="Pg254" />trouble you'd made in the world, I'd divine it all
+the instant that you were willing to admit being
+unsophisticated. People always crave to be the
+opposite of what they are; the drug shops couldn't
+sell any peroxide of hydrogen if that wasn't so."</p>
+
+<p>He laughed and forgot his previous vexation.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, look at me," she continued. "Oh, I
+didn't mean really&mdash;I mean figuratively; but
+never mind. Now, I'm nothing but a bubble and a
+toy, and I ache to be considered a philosopher.
+Don't you remember my telling you what a philosopher
+I was, the very first conversation that we
+ever had together? I do try so hard to delude
+myself into thinking I am one, that some days I'm
+almost sure that I really am one. Last night, for
+instance, I was thinking how nice it would be for
+my Cousin Maude to marry you."</p>
+
+<p>"Ye gods!" cried Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"She's so very rich," Mrs. Rosscott pursued
+calmly; "and you know the law of heredity is an
+established scientific fact now, so you could feel
+quite safe as to her nose skipping the next
+generation."</p>
+
+<p>Jack was audibly amused.</p>
+
+<p>"It's not anything to laugh over," his companion
+continued gravely. "It's something to ponder
+and pray over. If I were Maude I should
+be on my knees about it most of the time."
+<pb n="255" /><anchor id="Pg255" /></p>
+
+<p>"Nothing can help her now," said Jack. "Her
+parents have been and gone and done it, as far as
+she's concerned, forever. Prayer won't change her
+nose, although age may broaden it still more."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't you believe that nothing can help her
+now. A good-looking husband could help her lots.
+I've seen homelier girls than she go just everywhere&mdash;on
+account of their husbands, you know.
+That was where my philosophy came in."</p>
+
+<p>"I'd quite forgotten your philosophy." He
+laughed again as he spoke. "I must apologize.
+Please tell me more about it."</p>
+
+<p>She laughed, too.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm going to. You see, I was lying there,
+looking out at the moon, and thinking how nice it
+would be for Maude to marry you."</p>
+
+<p>"Did you consider me at all?" he interposed.</p>
+
+<p>"How you interrupt!" she declared, in exasperation.
+"You never let me finish."</p>
+
+<p>"I am dumb."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I thought how nice it would be for
+Maude to marry you. You'd have a baron for a
+papa-in-law, and an heiress to balance Aunt Mary
+with. If you went into consumption and had to
+retreat to Arizona for a term of years, the climate
+could not ruin her complexion as it would m&mdash;most
+people's. And she's so ready to have you that it's
+almost pathetic. I can't imagine anything more
+<pb n="256" /><anchor id="Pg256" />awful than to be as ready to marry a man who is'nt
+at all desirous of so doing, as Maude is of marrying
+you. But if you would only think about it. I
+thought and thought about it last night and the
+longer I thought the more it seemed like such a nice
+arrangement all around; and then&mdash;all of a sudden&mdash;do
+you know I began to wonder if I was
+philosopher enough to enjoy being matron-of-honor
+to Maude and really&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"At the wedding I could have kissed you!" he
+exclaimed, and suddenly subsided at the look with
+which she withered his boldness.</p>
+
+<p>"And really I wasn't altogether sure; and then,
+it occurred to me that nothing on the face of the
+earth would ever persuade you to marry Maude.
+And I saw my card castle go smashing down, and
+then I saw that I really am a philosopher, after all,
+for&mdash;for I didn't mind a bit!"</p>
+
+<p>Jack threw his head back and roared.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," he said after a minute, "you are so
+refreshing. You ruffle me up just to give me the
+joy of smoothing me down, don't you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do what I can to amuse you," she said,
+demurely. "You are my father's guest and my
+brother's friend, and so I ought to&mdash;oughtn't I?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," he said, "I have a two-fold claim on
+you if you look at it that way and some day I mean
+to go to work and unfold still another."
+<pb n="257" /><anchor id="Pg257" /></p>
+
+<p>They had come to a delightful little nook where
+the trees sighed gently, "Sit down," and there
+seemed to be no adequate reason for refusing the
+invitation.</p>
+
+<p>"Let's rest, I know you're tired," the young
+man said gently, and the next minute found his
+companion down upon the soft grass, her back
+against a twisted tree-root and her hands about her
+knees.</p>
+
+<p>He threw himself down beside her and the hush
+and the song of mid-summer were all about them,
+filling the air, and their ears, and their hearts all at
+once.</p>
+
+<p>Presently he took her hand up out of the grass
+where its fingers had wandered to hide themselves,
+and kissed it. She looked at him reprovingly when
+it was too late, and shook her head.</p>
+
+<p>"Such a little one!" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"I call it a pretty big one," she answered.</p>
+
+<p>"I mean the hand&mdash;not the kiss," he said
+smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"You really are sophisticated," she told him.
+"Only fancy if you had reversed those nouns!"</p>
+
+<p>"I know," he said; "but I've kissed hands before.
+You see, I'm more talented than you think."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be silly," she said smiling. "I really
+am beginning to think very well of you. You don't
+want me to cease to, do you?"
+<pb n="258" /><anchor id="Pg258" /></p>
+
+<p>"Why do women always say 'Don't be
+silly'?" he queried. "I wish I could find one
+who wanted to be very original, and so said, 'Do
+be silly', just for a change."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear me, if women were to beg men to be silly
+what would happen?" Mrs. Rosscott exclaimed.
+"The majority are so very foolish without any
+special egging on."</p>
+
+<p>"But it is so dreadfully time-worn&mdash;that one
+phrase."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, if it comes to originality," she answered,
+"men are not original, either. Whenever they lie
+down in the shade, they always begin to talk
+nonsense. You reflect a bit and see if that isn't
+invariably so."</p>
+
+<p>"But nonsense is such fun to talk in the shade,"
+he said, spreading her fingers out upon his own
+broad palm. "So many things are so next to
+heavenly in the shade."</p>
+
+<p>"You ought not to hold my hand."</p>
+
+<p>"I know it."</p>
+
+<p>"I am astonished that you do not remember
+your Aunt Mary's teaching you better."</p>
+
+<p>"She never forbade my holding your hand."</p>
+
+<p>"Suppose anyone should come suddenly down
+the path?"</p>
+
+<p>"They would see us and turn and go back."</p>
+
+<p>"To tell everyone&mdash;"
+<pb n="259" /><anchor id="Pg259" /></p>
+
+<p>"What?"</p>
+
+<p>"A lie."</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed, folded her hand hard in his, and
+drew himself into a sitting posture beside her
+knee.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, don't be silly," she said with earnest
+anxiety. "I won't have it. It's putting false ideas
+in your head, because I'm really only playing, you
+know."</p>
+
+<p>"The shadow of love," he suggested.</p>
+
+<p>"Quite so."</p>
+
+<p>"And if&mdash;" He leaned quite near.</p>
+
+<p>"Not by any means," she exclaimed, springing
+quickly to her feet. "Come&mdash;come! It's quite
+time that we were going back to the house."</p>
+
+<p>"Why must we?" he remonstrated.</p>
+
+<p>"You know why," she said. "It's time we were
+being sensible. When a man gets as near as you
+are, I prefer to be <hi rend="font-style: italic">en promenade</hi>. And don't let us
+be foolish any longer, either. Let us be cool and
+worldly. How much money has your aunt, anyhow?"</p>
+
+<p>Jack had risen, too.</p>
+
+<p>"What impertinence!" he ejaculated.</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all," she said. "Maude has so much
+money of her own that I ask in a wholly disinterested
+spirit."</p>
+
+<p>"She's very rich," said Jack. "But if your
+<pb n="260" /><anchor id="Pg260" />spirit is so disinterested, what do you want to know
+for?"</p>
+
+<p>"This is a world of chance, and the main chance
+in a woman's case is alimony; so it's always nice to
+know how to figure it."</p>
+
+<p>"It's a slim chance for your cousin," said Jack.
+"Do tell her that I said so."</p>
+
+<p>"No, I shan't," said she perversely. "I won't
+be a go-between for you and her. Besides, as to
+that alimony, there are more heiresses than Maude
+in our family."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said he; "I know that. But I know,
+too, that there is one among them who need never
+figure on getting any alimony out of me. If I ever
+get the iron grasp of the law on that heiress, I can
+assure you that only her death or mine will ever
+loosen its fangs."</p>
+
+<p>"How fierce you are!" said Mrs. Rosscott.
+"Why do you get so worked up?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," he exclaimed, with something approaching
+a groan, "I don't mean to be&mdash;but I do care
+so much! And sometimes&mdash;" he caught her
+quickly in his arms, drew her within their strong
+embrace, and kissed her passionately upon the lips
+that had been tantalizing him for five interminable
+months.</p>
+
+<p>He was almost frightened the next second by her
+stillness.
+<pb n="261" /><anchor id="Pg261" /></p>
+
+<p>"Don't be angry," he pleaded.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm not," she murmured, resting very quietly
+with her cheek against his heart. "But you'll have
+to marry me now. My other husband did, you
+know."</p>
+
+<p>"Marry you!" he exclaimed. "Next week?
+To-morrow? This afternoon? You need only
+say when&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, not for years and years," she said, interrupting
+him. "You mustn't dream of such a thing
+for years and years!"</p>
+
+<p>"For years and years!" he cried in astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>"That's what I said," she told him.</p>
+
+<p>He released her in his surprise and stared hard at
+her. And then he seized her again and kissed her
+soundly.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't mean it!" he declared.</p>
+
+<p>"I do mean it!" she declared.</p>
+
+<p>And then she shook her head in a very sweet but
+painfully resolute manner.</p>
+
+<p>"I won't be called a cradle-robber," she said,
+firmly; and at that her companion swore mildly but
+fervently.</p>
+
+<p>"You're so young," she said further; "and not
+a bit settled," she added.</p>
+
+<p>"But you're young, too," he reminded her.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm older than you are," she said.
+<pb n="262" /><anchor id="Pg262" /></p>
+
+<p>"I suppose that you aren't any more settled than
+I am, and that's why you hesitate," he said grimly.</p>
+
+<p>"Now that's unworthy of you," she cried; "and
+I have a good mind&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>But the direful words were never spoken, for she
+was in his arms again&mdash;close in his arms; and, as
+he kissed her with a delicious sensation that it was
+all too good to be true, he whispered, laughing:</p>
+
+<p>"I always meant to lord it over my wife, so I'll
+begin by saying: 'Have it your own way, as long
+as I have you.'"</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott laid her cheek back against his
+coat lapel, and looked up into his eyes with the
+sweetest smile that even he had ever seen upon even
+her face.</p>
+
+<p>"It's a bargain," she murmured.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="263" /><anchor id="Pg263" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Twenty-One - The Peace and Quiet of the Country</head>
+
+
+<p>Along in the beginning of the fall Aunt
+Mary began suddenly to grow very feeble
+indeed. After the first week or two it became
+apparent that she would have to be quiet and
+very prudent for some time, and it was when this
+information was imparted to her that the family
+discovered that she had been intending to go to
+New York for the Horse-Show.</p>
+
+<p>"She's awful mad," Lucinda said to Joshua.
+"The doctor says she'll have to stay in bed."</p>
+
+<p>"She won't stay in bed long," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"The doctor says if she don't stay in bed she'll
+die," said Lucinda.</p>
+
+<p>"She won't die," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda looked at Joshua and felt a keen desire
+to throw her flatiron at him. The world always
+thinks that the Lucindas have no feelings; the
+world never knows how near the flatirons come to
+the Joshuas often and often.</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa came for two days and looked the
+situation well over.</p>
+
+<p>"I think I won't stay," she said to Lucinda,
+<pb n="264" /><anchor id="Pg264" />"but you must write me twice a week and I'll write
+the others."</p>
+
+<p>Then Arethusa departed and Lucinda remained
+alone to superintend things and be superintended
+by Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's superintendence waxed extremely
+vigorous almost at once. She had out her writing
+desk, and wrote Jack a letter, as a consequence of
+which everything published in New York was
+mailed to his aunt as soon as it was off the presses.
+Lucinda was set reading aloud and, except when
+the mail came, was hardly allowed to halt for food
+and sleep.</p>
+
+<p>"My heavens above," said the slave to
+Joshua, "it don't seem like I can live with her!"</p>
+
+<p>"You'll live with her," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"It's more as flesh and blood can bear."</p>
+
+<p>"Flesh and blood can bear a good deal more'n
+you think for," said Joshua, and then he delivered
+up two letters and drove off toward the barn.</p>
+
+<p>"If those are letters," said Aunt Mary from her
+pillow the instant she heard the front door close,
+"I'd like 'em. I'm a great believer in readin' my
+own mail, an' another time, Lucinda, I'll thank you
+to bring it as soon as you get it an' not stand out on
+the porch hollyhockin' with Joshua for half an
+hour while I wait."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda delivered up the letters without demanding
+<pb n="265" /><anchor id="Pg265" />what species of conversational significance
+her mistress attached to the phrase, "holly-hocking."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary turned the letters through eagerly.</p>
+
+<p>"My lands alive!" she said suddenly, "if
+here isn't one from Mitchell,&mdash;the dear boy.
+Well, I never did!&mdash;Lucinda, open the blinds to
+the other window, too&mdash;so I&mdash;can&mdash;see to&mdash;" her
+voice died away,&mdash;she was too deep in the letter to
+recollect what she was saying.</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell wrote:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p><hi rend="font-variant: small-caps">My Dear Miss Watkins</hi>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>We are sitting in a row with ashes on the heads
+of our cigarettes mourning, mourning, mourning,
+because we have had the news that you are ill. As
+usual it is up to me to express our feelings, so I have
+decided to mail them and the others agree to pay
+for the ink.</p>
+
+<p>I wish to remark at once that we did not sleep any
+last night. Jack told us at dinner, and we spent the
+evening making a melancholy tour of places where
+we had been with you. If you had only been with
+us! The roof gardens are particularly desolate
+without you. The whole of the city seems to realize
+it. The watering carts weep from dawn to
+dark. All the lamp-posts are wearing black. It
+is sad at one extreme and sadder at the other.</p>
+
+<p>You must brace up. If you can't do that try a
+belt. Life is too short to spend in bed. My
+motto has always been "Spend freely everywhere
+else." At present I recommend anything calculated
+to mend you. I may in all modesty mention
+<pb n="266" /><anchor id="Pg266" />that just before Christmas I shall be traveling
+north and shall then adore to stop and cheer you
+up a bit if you invite me. I have made it an
+invariable rule, however, not to stay over night
+anywhere when I am not invited, so I hope you will
+consider my feelings and send me an invitation.</p>
+
+<p>My eyes fill as I think what it will be to sit
+beside you and recall dear old New York. It will
+be the next best thing to being run over by an automobile,
+won't it?</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Yours, with fondest recollections,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">HERBERT KENDRICK MITCHELL.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary laid the letter down.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucinda," she said in a curiously veiled tone,
+"give me a handkerchief&mdash;a big one. As big a
+one as I've got."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda did as requested.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, go away," said Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda went away. She went straight to
+Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"She's had a letter an' read it an' it's made her
+cry," she said.</p>
+
+<p>"That's better'n if it made her mad," said
+Joshua, who was warming his hands at the stove.</p>
+
+<p>"I ain't sure that it won't make her mad later,"
+said Lucinda. "Say, but she is a Tartar since she
+came back. Seems some days's if I couldn't
+live."</p>
+
+<p>"You'll live," said Joshua, and, as his hands
+were now well-warmed, he went out again.
+<pb n="267" /><anchor id="Pg267" /></p>
+
+<p>After a while Aunt Mary's bell jangled violently
+and Lucinda had to hurry back.</p>
+
+<p>"Lucinda, did the doctor say anythin' to you
+about how long he thought I might be sick?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he did."</p>
+
+<p>"What did he say? I want to know jus' what
+he said. Speak up!"</p>
+
+<p>"He said he didn't have no idea how long you'd
+be sick."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary threw a look at Lucinda that ought
+to have annihilated her.</p>
+
+<p>"I want to see Jack," she said. "Bring my
+writin' desk. Right off. Quick."</p>
+
+<p>She wrote to Jack, and he came up and spent the
+next Sunday with her, cheering her mightily.</p>
+
+<p>"I wish the others could have come, too," she
+said once an hour all through his visit. Mitchell's
+letter seemed to have bred a tremendous longing
+within her.</p>
+
+<p>"They'll come later," said Jack, with hearty
+good-will. "They all want to come."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know how we could ever have any fun
+up here though," said his aunt sadly. "My
+heavens alive, Jack,&mdash;but this is an awful place to
+live in. And to think that I lived to be seventy
+before I found it out."</p>
+
+<p>Jack took her hand and kissed it. He did sympathize,
+even if he was only twenty-two and longing
+<pb n="268" /><anchor id="Pg268" />unutterably to be somewhere else and kissing someone
+else at that very minute.</p>
+
+<p>"Mitchell wrote me a letter," continued Aunt
+Mary. "He said he was comin'. Well, dear me,
+he can eat mince pie and drive with Joshua when
+he goes for the mail, but I don't know what else I
+can do with him. Oh, if I'd only been born in the
+city!"</p>
+
+<p>Jack kissed her hand again. He didn't know
+what to say. Aunt Mary's lot seemed to border
+upon the tragic just then and there.</p>
+
+<p>The next day he returned to town and Lucinda
+came on duty again. She soon found that the
+nephew's visit had rendered the aunt harder than
+ever to get along with.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm goin' to town jus''s soon as ever I feel well
+enough," she declared aggressively on more than
+one occasion. "An' nex' time I go I'm goin' to
+stay jus''s long as ever I'm havin' a good time.
+Now, don't contradict me, Lucinda, because it's
+your place to hold your tongue. I'm a great believer
+in your holding your tongue, Lucinda."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda, who certainly never felt the slightest
+inclination toward contradiction, held her tongue,
+and the poor, unhappy one twisted about in bed,
+and bemoaned the quietude of her environment by
+the hour at a time.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you say we had a calf?" she asked suddenly
+<pb n="269" /><anchor id="Pg269" />one day. "Well, why don't you answer?
+When I ask a question I expect an answer. Didn't
+you say we had a calf?"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I want Joshua to take that calf to the
+blacksmith and have him shod behind an' before
+right off. To-day&mdash;this minute."</p>
+
+<p>"You want the calf shod!" cried Lucinda, suddenly
+alarmed by the fear lest her mistress had gone
+light-headed.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary glared in a way that showed that
+she was far from being out of her usual mind.</p>
+
+<p>"If I said shod, I guess I meant shod," she said,
+icily. "I do sometimes mean what I say. Pretty
+often&mdash;as a usual thing."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda stood at the foot of the bed, petrified
+and paralyzed.</p>
+
+<p>Then the invalid sat up a little and showed some
+mercy on her servant's very evident fright.</p>
+
+<p>"I want the calf shod," she explained, "so's
+Joshua can run up an' down the porch with him."</p>
+
+<p>So far from ameliorating Lucinda's condition,
+this explanation rendered it visibly worse. Aunt
+Mary contemplated her in silence for a few seconds,
+and she suddenly cried out, in a tone that was full
+of pathos:</p>
+
+<p>"I feel like maybe&mdash;maybe&mdash;the calf'll make
+me think it's horses' feet on the pavement."
+<pb n="270" /><anchor id="Pg270" /></p>
+
+<p>Lucinda rushed from the room.</p>
+
+<p>"She wants the calf shod!" she cried, bursting
+in upon Joshua, who was piling wood.</p>
+
+<p>For once in his life Joshua was shaken out of
+his usual placidity.</p>
+
+<p>"She wants the calf shod!" he repeated blankly.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+
+<p>"You can't shoe a calf."</p>
+
+<p>"But she wants it done."</p>
+
+<p>Joshua regained his self-control.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, well," he said, turning to go on with his
+work, "the calf's gone to the butcher, anyhow.
+Tell her so."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda went back to Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"The calf's gone to the butcher," she yelled.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary frowned heavily.</p>
+
+<p>"Then you go an' get a lamp and turn it up too
+high an' leave it," she said,&mdash;"the smell'll make
+me think of automobiles."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda was appalled. As a practical housekeeper
+she felt that here was a proposition which
+she could not face.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, ain't you goin'?" Aunt Mary asked
+tartly. "Of course if you ain't intendin' to go I'd
+be glad to know it; 'n while you're gone,
+Lucinda, I wish you'd get me the handle to the ice-cream
+freezer an' lay it where I can see it; it'll help
+me believe in the smell."
+<pb n="271" /><anchor id="Pg271" /></p>
+
+<p>Lucinda went away and brought the handle, but
+she did not light the lamp. The Fates were good
+to her, though, for Aunt Mary forgot the lamp in
+her disgust over the appearance of the handle.</p>
+
+<p>"Take it away," she said sharply. "Anybody'd
+know it wasn't an automobile crank. I don't want
+to look like a fool! Well, why ain't you takin' it
+away, Lucinda?"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda took the crank back to the freezer;
+but as the days passed on, the situation grew
+worse. Aunt Mary slept more and more, and
+awoke to an ever-increasing ratio of belligerency.</p>
+
+<p>Before long Lucinda's third cousin demanded
+her assistance in "moving," and there was nothing
+for poor Arethusa to do but to take up the burden,
+now become a fearfully heavy one.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary was getting to that period in life
+when the nearer the relative the greater the dislike,
+so that when her niece arrived the welcome
+which awaited her was even less cordial than ever.</p>
+
+<p>"Did you bring a trunk?" she asked.</p>
+
+<p>"A small one," replied the visitor.</p>
+
+<p>"That's something to be grateful for," said
+the aunt. "If I'd invited you to visit me, of
+course I'd feel differently about things."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa accepted this as she accepted all
+things, unpacked, saw Lucinda off, assumed charge
+of the house, and then dragged a rocking chair to
+<pb n="272" /><anchor id="Pg272" />her aunt's bedside and unfolded her sewing. Ere
+she had threaded her needle Aunt Mary was
+sound asleep, and so her niece sewed placidly for an
+hour or more, until, like lightning out of a clear
+sky:</p>
+
+<p>"Arethusa!"</p>
+
+<p>The owner of the name started&mdash;but answered
+immediately:</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Aunt Mary."</p>
+
+<p>"When I die I want to be buried from a roof
+garden! Don't you forget! You'd better go
+an' write it down. Go now&mdash;go this minute!"</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa shook as if with the discharge of a
+contiguous field battery. She had not had Lucinda's
+gradual breaking-in to her aunt's new trains
+of thought.</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary," she said feebly at last.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary saw her lips moving; she sat up in
+bed and her eyes flashed cinders.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, ain't you goin'?" she asked wrathfully.
+"When I say do a thing, can't it be done? I
+declare it's bad enough to live with a pack of
+idiots without havin' 'em, one an' all, act as if I
+was the idiot!"</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa laid aside her work and rose to quit
+the room. She returned five minutes later with
+pen and ink, but Aunt Mary was now off on
+another tack.
+<pb n="273" /><anchor id="Pg273" /></p>
+
+<p>"I want a bulldog!" she cried imperatively.</p>
+
+<p>"A bulldog!" shrieked her niece, nearly dropping
+what she held in her hands. "What do you
+want a bulldog for?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not a bullfrog!" the old lady corrected; "a
+bulldog. Oh, I do get so sick of your stupidity,
+Arethusa," she said. "What should I or any
+one else want of a bullfrog?"</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa sighed, and the sigh was apparent.</p>
+
+<p>"I'd sigh if I was you," said her aunt. "I certainly
+would. If I was you, Arethusa, I'd certainly
+feel that I had cause to sigh;" and with that
+she sat up and gave her pillow a punch that was
+full of the direst sort of suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa did not gainsay the truth of the sighing
+proposition. It was too apparent.</p>
+
+<p>The next day Aunt Mary slept until noon, and
+then opened her eyes and simultaneously declared:</p>
+
+<p>"Next summer I'm goin' to have an automobile!"</p>
+
+<p>Then she looked about and saw that she had
+addressed the air, which made her more mad than
+ever. She rang her bell violently, and Arethusa
+left the lunch table so hastily that she reached the
+bedroom half-choked.</p>
+
+<p>"Next summer I'm goin' to have an automobile,"
+said the old lady angrily. "Now, get me
+some breakfast."
+<pb n="274" /><anchor id="Pg274" /></p>
+
+<p>Her niece went out quickly, and a maid was
+sent in with tea and toast and eggs at once. Their
+effect was to brace the invalid up and make the lot
+of those about her yet more wearing.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall run it myself," she vowed, when Arethusa
+returned; "an' I bet they clear out when
+they see me comin'."</p>
+
+<p>It did seem highly probable.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know how I can live if I don't get
+away from here soon," she declared a few minutes
+later. "You don't appreciate what life is, Arethusa.
+Seems like I'll go mad with wantin' to be
+somewhere else. I can see Jack gets his disposition
+straight from me."</p>
+
+<p>There was a sigh and a pause.</p>
+
+<p>"I shall die," Aunt Mary then declared with
+violence, "if I don't have a change. Arethusa,
+you've got to write to Jack, and tell him to get
+me Granite."</p>
+
+<p>"Granite!" screamed the niece in surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, Granite. She was a maid I had in
+New York. I want her to come here. She must
+come. Tell him to offer her anything, and send
+her C.O.D. If I can have Granite, maybe I'll
+feel some better. You write Jack."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll write to-night," shrieked Arethusa.</p>
+
+<p>"No, you won't," said Aunt Mary; "you'll
+get the ink and write right now. Because I've
+<pb n="275" /><anchor id="Pg275" />been meeker'n Moses all my life is no reason why
+I sh'd be willin' to be downtrodden clear to the
+end. Folks around me'd better begin to look
+sharp an' step lively from now on."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa went to the desk at once and wrote:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p><hi rend="font-variant: small-caps">Dear Jack</hi>:</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary wants the maid that she had when
+she was in New York. For the love of Heaven,
+if the girl is procurable, do get her. Hire her if
+you can and kidnap her if you can't. Lucinda has
+played her usual trick on me and walked off just
+when she felt like it. I never saw Aunt Mary in
+anything like the state of mind that she is, but I
+know one thing&mdash;if you cannot send the maid,
+there'll be an end of me.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Your loving sister,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">ARETHUSA.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Jack was much perturbed upon receipt of this
+letter. He whistled a little and frowned a great
+deal. But at last he decided to be frank and tell
+the truth to Mrs. Rosscott. To that end he wrote
+her a lengthy note. After two preliminary pages
+so personal that it would not be right to print them
+for public reading, he continued thus:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>I've had a letter from my sister, who is with
+Aunt Mary at present. She says that Aunt Mary
+is not at all well and declares that she must have
+Janice. What under the sun am I to answer?
+Shall I say that the girl has gone to France? I'm
+willing to swear anything rather that put you to
+<pb n="276" /><anchor id="Pg276" />one second's inconvenience. You know that, don't
+you? etc., etc., etc. [just here the letter abruptly
+became personal again].</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Jack thought that he knew his fiancée well, but
+he was totally unprepared for such an exhibition
+of sweet
+ness as was testified to by the letter which
+he received in return.</p>
+
+<p>It's first six pages were even more personal than
+his own (being more feminine) and then came this
+paragraph:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>Janice is going to your aunt by to-night's train.
+Now, don't say a word! It is nothing&mdash;nothing&mdash;absolutely
+nothing. Don't you know that I am
+too utterly happy to be able to do anything for anyone
+that you&mdash;etc., etc., etc.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Jack seized his hat and hurried to where his
+lady-love was just then residing. But Janice had
+gone!</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="277" /><anchor id="Pg277" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Twenty-Two - "Granite"</head>
+
+
+<p>Joshua was despatched to drive through
+mud and rain to bring Aunt Mary's solace
+from the station.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary had herself propped up in bed to be
+ready for the return before Billy's feet had ceased
+to cry splash on the road outside of the gate. Her
+eagerness tinged her pallor pink. It was as if the
+prospect of seeing Janice gave her some of that
+flood of vitality which always seems to ebb and
+flow so richly in the life of a metropolis.</p>
+
+<p>"My gracious heavens, Lucinda" (for Lucinda
+was back now), she said joyfully, "to think that I
+needn't look at you for a week if I don't want to!
+You haven't any idea how tired I am of looking at
+you, Lucinda. If you looked like anything it would
+be different. But you don't."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda rocked placidly; hers was what is called
+an "even disposition." If it hadn't been, she
+might have led an entirely different life&mdash;in fact,
+she would most certainly have lived somewhere
+else, for she couldn't possibly have lived with Aunt
+Mary.
+<pb n="278" /><anchor id="Pg278" /></p>
+
+<p>The hour that ensued after Joshua's departure
+was so long that it resulted in a nap for the invalid,
+and Lucinda had to wake her by slamming the
+closet door when the arrival turned in at the
+gate.</p>
+
+<p>"Has he got her?" Aunt Mary cried breathlessly.
+"Has he got someone with him? Run,
+Lucinda, an' bring her in. She needn't wipe her
+feet, tell her; you can brush the hall afterwards.
+Well, why ain't you hurryin'?"</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda was hurrying, her curiosity being as
+potent as the commands of her mistress, and five
+seconds later Janice appeared in the door with her
+predecessor just behind her&mdash;a striking contrast.</p>
+
+<p>"You dear blessed Granite!" cried the old lady,
+stretching out her hands in a sort of ecstasy. "Oh,
+my! but I'm glad to see you! Come right straight
+here. No, shut the door first. Lucinda, you go
+and do 'most anything. An' how is the city?"</p>
+
+<p>Janice came to the bedside and dropped on her
+knees there, taking Aunt Mary's withered hand
+close in both of her own.</p>
+
+<p>"You didn't shut the door," the old lady whispered
+hoarsely. "I wish you would&mdash;an' bolt it,
+too. An' then come straight back to me."</p>
+
+<p>Janice closed and bolted the door, and returned
+to the bedside. Aunt Mary drew her down close
+to her, and her voice and eyes were hungry, indeed.
+<pb n="279" /><anchor id="Pg279" />For a little she looked eagerly upon what she had
+so craved to possess again, and then she suddenly
+asked:</p>
+
+<p>"Granite, have you got any cigarettes with
+you?"</p>
+
+<p>The maid started a little.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you smoke now?" she asked, with interest.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Aunt Mary sadly, "an' that's one
+more of my awful troubles. You see I'm jus' achin'
+to smell smoke, an' Joshua promised his mother
+the night before he was twenty-one. You don't
+know nothin' about how terrible I feel. I'm empty
+somewhere jus' all the time. Don't you believe't
+you could get some cigarettes an' smoke 'em right
+close to me, an' let me lay here, an' be so happy
+while I smell. I'll have a good doctor for you,
+if you're sick from it."</p>
+
+<p>The maid reflected; then she nodded.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll write to town," she cried, in her high, clear
+tones. "What brand do you like best?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mitchell's," said Aunt Mary. "But you can't
+get those because he made 'em himself an' sealed
+'em with a lick. Oh!" she sighed, with the accent
+of a starving Sybarite, "I do wish I could see him
+do it again! Do you know," she added suddenly,
+"he wrote me a letter and he's goin' to come here."</p>
+
+<p>"When?" asked Janice.</p>
+
+<p>"After a while. But you must take off your
+<pb n="280" /><anchor id="Pg280" />things. That's your room in there," pointing
+toward a half-open door at the side. "I wanted
+you as close as I could get you. My, but I've
+wanted you! I can't tell you how much. But a
+good deal&mdash;a lot&mdash;awfully."</p>
+
+<p>Janice went into the room that was to be hers,
+and hung up her hat and cloak.</p>
+
+<p>When she returned Aunt Mary was looking a
+hundred per cent, improved already.</p>
+
+<p>"Can you hum 'Hiawatha'?" she asked immediately.
+"Granite, I must have suthin' to amuse
+me an' make me feel good. Can you hum 'Hiawatha'
+an' can you do that kind of 'sh&mdash;sh&mdash;sh&mdash;'that
+everybody does all together at the end, you
+know?"</p>
+
+<p>Janice smiled pleasantly, and placing herself in
+the closest possible proximity with the ear trumpet,
+at once rendered the desired <hi rend="font-style: italic">morceau</hi> in a style
+which would have done credit to a soloist in a <hi rend="font-style: italic">café
+chantant</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's lips wreathed in seraphic bliss.</p>
+
+<p>"My!" she said. "I feel just as if I was back
+eatin' crabs' legs and tails again. No one'll ever
+know how I've missed city life this winter but&mdash;well,
+you saw Lucinda!"</p>
+
+<p>The glance that accompanied the speech was
+mysterious but significant. Janice nodded sympathetically.
+<pb n="281" /><anchor id="Pg281" /></p>
+
+<p>"I hope you brought a trunk. I ain't a bit sure
+when I'll be able to let you go," pursued the old
+lady. "I don't believe I can let you go until I go,
+too. I've most died here alone."</p>
+
+<p>"I brought a trunk," Janice cried into the ear
+trumpet.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm glad," said Aunt Mary. She paused, and
+her eyes grew wistful.</p>
+
+<p>"Granite," she asked, "do you think you could
+manage to do a skirt dance on the footboard? I'm
+'most wild to see some lace shake."</p>
+
+<p>Janice looked doubtfully at the footboard. It
+was wide for a footboard, but narrow&mdash;too narrow&mdash;for
+a skirt dance.</p>
+
+<p>"But I can do one on the floor," she cried.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's features became suffused with
+heavenly joy.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Granite!" she murmured, in accents of
+greatest anticipation.</p>
+
+<p>The maid stood up, and, going off as far as the
+limits of the spacious bedroom would allow, executed
+a most fetching and dainty <hi rend="font-style: italic">pas seul</hi> to a tune
+of her own humming.</p>
+
+<p>"Give me suthin' to pound with!" cried her
+enthusiastic audience. "Oh, Granite, I ain't
+been so happy since I was home! Whatever you
+want you can have, only don't ever leave me alone
+with Lucinda again."
+<pb n="282" /><anchor id="Pg282" /></p>
+
+<p>Janice was catching her tired breath, but she
+answered with a smile.</p>
+
+<p>"Can't you get my Sunday umbrella out of the
+closet now an' do a parasol dance?" the insatiate
+demanded; "one of those where you shoot it open
+an' shut when people ain't expectin'."</p>
+
+<p>The maid went to the closet and brought out the
+Sunday umbrella; but its shiny black silk did not
+appear to inspire any fluffy maneuvres, so she utilized
+it in the guise of a broadsword and did something
+that savored of the Highlands, and seemed
+to rebel bitterly at the length of her skirt. Aunt
+Mary writhed around in bliss&mdash;utter and intense.</p>
+
+<p>"I feel like I was livin' again," she said, heaving
+a great sigh of content. "I tell you I've suffered
+enough, since I came back, to know what it
+is to have some fun again. Now, Granite, I'll tell
+you what we'll do," when the girl sat down to rest;
+"you write for those cigarettes while I take a little
+nap and afterwards we'll get the Universal Knowledge
+book and learn how to play poker. You don't
+know how to play poker, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"A little," cried the maid.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I want to learn how," said the old lady,
+"an' we'll learn when&mdash;when I wake up."</p>
+
+<p>Janice nodded assent.</p>
+
+<p>"Excuse me shuttin' my eyes," said Aunt
+Mary&mdash;and she was asleep in two minutes.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="283" /><anchor id="Pg283" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Twenty-Three - "Granite" - Continued.</head>
+
+
+<p>Mary and Arethusa&mdash;Aunt Mary's two
+nieces&mdash;were not uncommonly mercenary;
+but about three weeks after the new
+arrival they became seriously troubled over the
+ascendancy that she appeared to be gaining over
+the mind of their aunt. Lucinda's duties had included
+for many years the writing of a weekly letter
+which contained formal advices of the general
+state of affairs, and after Janice's establishment,
+these letters became so provocative of gradually increasing
+alarm that first Mary, and then Arethusa
+thought it advisable to make the journey for the
+purpose of investigating the affair personally.
+They found the new maid apparently devoid
+of evil intent, but certainly fast becoming absolutely
+indispensable to the daily happiness of
+their influential relative. Mary feared that a
+codicil for five thousand dollars would be the
+result; but Arethusa felt, with a sinking heart,
+that there was another naught going on to the sum,
+and that, unless the tide turned, the end might not
+be even then.
+<pb n="284" /><anchor id="Pg284" /></p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary was so cool that neither niece stayed
+long, and Lucinda's letters had to be looked to
+for the progress of events. Lucinda's letters were
+frequent and not at all reassuring. After the sisters
+had talked them over, they sent them on to
+Jack.</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>She [thus Lucinda invariably began] is the same
+as ever. It's cross the heart and bend the knee,
+an' then you ain't down far enough to suit her.
+But she's gettin' so afraid she'll go that she's wax
+in her hands. It would scare you. She won't
+let her out of her sight a minute. I must say that
+whatever she's giving her, she certainly is earning
+the money, for she works her harder every day.
+The poor thing is hopping about, or singing, or
+playing cards, from dawn to dark, and unless it's
+a provision in her will I can't see what would pay
+her enough for working so. Lord knows I considered
+I earned my wages without skipping around
+with my legs crossed like she does, and she has no
+end of patience too, even if she won't ever let her
+take a walk. She's getting as pale as she is herself.
+Seems like something should be done.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Respectfully,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">L. COOKE.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Three days later Lucinda wrote again:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>She does seem to be getting worse and worse.
+She makes her sleep on a sofa beside her, and
+she begins to look dreadfully worn out. I do
+believe she'll kill her, before she dies herself. I
+told her so to-day, but she only smiled. It's funny,
+<pb n="285" /><anchor id="Pg285" />but I like her even if I am bolted out all the time.
+I ain't jealous, and I'm glad of the rest. I should
+think her throat would split with talking so much,
+but she certainly does hear her better than anyone
+else. I think something must be done, though.
+She's getting as crazy as she is herself. They
+play cards and call each other "aunty" for two
+hours at a stretch some days.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Respectfully,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">L. COOKE.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>At the end of the week Lucinda wrote again:</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>I think if you don't come, she will surely die.
+She is very feeble herself, but that don't keep her
+from wearing her to skin and bone. She keeps
+her doing tricks from morning to night. Every
+minute that she is awake she keeps her jumping.
+It's a mercy she sleeps so much, or she
+wouldn't get any sleep at all. I can't do nothing,
+but I can see something has got to be done.
+She's killing her, and she's getting where she don't
+care for nobody but her, and if she's to be kept in
+trim to keep on amusing her she'll have to have
+some rest pretty quick.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Respectfully,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">L. COOKE.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>If the sisters were perturbed by the general
+trend of these epistles, Jack was half wild over the
+situation. He swore vigorously and he tramped
+up and down his room nights until the people underneath
+put it in their prayers that his woes might
+suggest suicide as speedily as possible. In vain he
+wrote to Mrs. Rosscott to restore Janice to her
+proper place in town; Mrs. Rosscott answered that
+<pb n="286" /><anchor id="Pg286" />as long as Aunt Mary desired Janice at her side,
+at her side Janice should stay. Jack knew his lady
+well enough to know that she would keep her word,
+and although he longed to assert his authority he
+was man enough to feel that he had better wait
+now and settle the debt after marriage.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless the whole affair was unbearably
+vexatious and at last he felt that he could endure
+it no longer.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm a fool," he said, in a spirit of annoyance
+that came so close to anger that it led to an utter
+loss of patience. "I'll take the train for Aunt
+Mary's to-day, and straighten out that mess in
+short order."</p>
+
+<p>It was Saturday, and he arranged to leave by
+the noon train. He laid in a heavy supply of bribes
+for his aged relative and of reading matter for
+himself, and went to the station with a heart
+divided 'twixt many different emotions. It was
+an unconscionably long ride, but he did get there
+safely about ten o'clock.</p>
+
+<p>It was a pleasant night&mdash;not too cold&mdash;even suggestive
+of some lingering Indian summer intentions
+on the part of Jack's namesake. The young man
+thought that he would walk out to his childhood's
+home, and his decision was aided by the
+discovery that there was no other way to get
+there.
+<pb n="287" /><anchor id="Pg287" /></p>
+
+<p>So he took his suit-case in his hand and set off
+with a stride that covered the intervening miles in
+short order and brought him, almost before he
+knew it, to where he could see Lucinda's light in the
+dining-room and her pug-nosed profile outlined
+upon the drawn shade. Everyone else was evidently
+abed, and as he looked, she, too, arose and
+took up the lamp. He hurried his steps so that she
+might let him in before she went upstairs, but in
+the same instant the light went out and with its
+withdrawal he perceived a little figure sitting alone
+upon the doorstep.</p>
+
+<p>His heart gave a tremendous leap&mdash;but not with
+fright&mdash;and he made three rapid steps and spoke
+a name.</p>
+
+<p>She lifted up her head. Of course it was Janice,
+and although she had been weeping, her eyes were
+as beautiful as ever.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Jack!" she exclaimed, and happy the man
+who hears his name called in such a tone&mdash;even if
+it be only for once in the whole course of his
+existence.</p>
+
+<p>He pitched his suit-case down upon the grass
+and took the maid in his arms.</p>
+
+<p>What did anything matter; they both were
+lonely and both needed comforting.</p>
+
+<p>He kissed her not once but twenty times,&mdash;not
+twenty times but a hundred.
+<pb n="288" /><anchor id="Pg288" /></p>
+
+<p>"It's abominable you're being here," he said
+at last.</p>
+
+<p>"I am very, very tired," she confessed.</p>
+
+<p>"And you'll go back to the city when I go?"
+he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," she said, doubtfully. "I don't
+know whether she'll let me."</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"To-morrow I will beard Aunt Mary in her
+den," he declared; "now let's go in and&mdash;and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>The hundred and first!</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="289" /><anchor id="Pg289" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Twenty-Four - Two Are Company</head>
+
+
+<p>To the large square room where he had
+slept (on and off) during a goodly portion
+of his boyhood life, Jack went to repose
+from his journey, there to meditate the situation
+which he had come to comfort, and to try and devise
+a way to better its existing circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>It was a pleasant room, one window looking
+down the driveway, and the other leading forth
+to a square balcony that topped the little porch of
+the side entrance. There were lambrequins of dark
+blue with fringe that always caught in the shutters,
+and a bedroom suite of mahogany that had come
+down from the original John Watkins's aunt, and
+had been polished by her descendants so faithfully
+that its various surfaces shone like mirrors. Over
+the bed hung a tent drapery of chintz; over the
+washstand hung a crayon done by Arethusa in her
+infancy&mdash;the same representing a lady engaged in
+the pleasant and useful occupation of spinning
+wheat with a hand composed of five fingers, and no
+thumb. In the corner stood a cheval-glass which
+<pb n="290" /><anchor id="Pg290" />Jack had seen shrink steadily for years until now it
+could no longer reflect his shoulders unless he
+retired back for some two yards or more. There
+was a delectable closet to the room, all painted
+white inside, with shelves and cupboards and little
+bins for shoes and waste paper and soiled clothes.</p>
+
+<p>Oh! it was really an altogether delightful place
+in which to abide, and the pity was that its owner
+had spent so little time therein of late years.</p>
+
+<p>To-night&mdash;returning to the scene of many childish
+and boyish meditations&mdash;Jack placed his lamp
+upon the nightstand at the head of the bed and
+sat himself down on a chair near by.</p>
+
+<p>It was late&mdash;quite midnight&mdash;for he and Aunt
+Mary's new maid had talked long and freely ere
+they separated at last. From his room he could
+hear the little faint sounds below stairs, that told
+of her final preparations for Lucinda's morning
+eye, and he rested quiet until all else was quiet and
+then leaned back upon the chair's hind legs and,
+tipping slowly to and fro in that position, tried
+to see just what he had better do the first thing on
+the following day.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image07" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image07.png">
+<head rend="text-align: center">"'Yesterday I played poker until I didn't know a blue chip from a white one.'"</head>
+<figDesc>Illustration 7</figDesc></figure></p><p></p>
+
+<p>It was a riddle with a vengeance. It is so easy
+to say "I'll cut that Gordian knot!" and then
+pack one's tooth-brush and start off unknotting,
+but it is quite another matter when one comes face
+to face with the problem and is met by the "buts"
+<pb n="291" /><anchor id="Pg291" />of those who have previously been essaying to disentangle
+it.</p>
+
+<p>"She won't let me go," Mrs. Rosscott had declared,
+"she won't consider it for a minute."</p>
+
+<p>"But she must," Jack had declared on his side.
+"My dearest, you can't stay and play maid to Aunt
+Mary indefinitely, and you know that as well as
+I do."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I know that," the whilom Janice then
+murmured. "It's getting to be an awful question.
+They want me to come home for Thanksgiving.
+They think that I've been at the rest-cure long
+enough."</p>
+
+<p>Jack had laughed a bit just there, and then he
+suddenly ceased laughing and frowned a good deal
+instead.</p>
+
+<p>"You were crying when I came," he said.
+"The truth is you are working yourself to death
+and getting completely used up."</p>
+
+<p>"It is wearing, I must confess," she answered.
+"Yesterday I played poker until I didn't know
+a blue chip from a white one, and she won the
+whole pot with two little bits of pairs while I was
+drawing to a king. I begin to fear that my mind
+will give way. And yet, I really don't see how to
+stop. She is so sick and tired of life here and she
+isn't strong enough to go to town."</p>
+
+<p>"I know a very short way to put an end to
+<pb n="292" /><anchor id="Pg292" />everything," said Jack. "I see two ways in fact,&mdash;one
+is to tell her the truth."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't do that," cried his fiancée affrightedly.
+"The shock would kill her outright."</p>
+
+<p>"The other way,&mdash;" said Jack slowly, "would
+be for me to marry you and let her think that you
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">are</hi> Janice in good earnest."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that wouldn't do at all," said the pretty
+widow. "In the first place she would go crazy at
+the idea of her darling nephew's marrying her
+maid,&mdash;and in the second place&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well,&mdash;in the second place?"</p>
+
+<p>"I wouldn't marry you,&mdash;I said I wouldn't and
+I won't. You're too young."</p>
+
+<p>"But you've promised to marry me some day."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I know&mdash;but not till&mdash;not till&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Not till when?"</p>
+
+<p>"I haven't just decided," said Mrs. Rosscott,
+airily. "Not for a good while, not until you
+seem to require marrying at my hands."</p>
+
+<p>"I never shall require marrying at anyone else's
+hands," the lover vowed, "but if you are so set
+about it as all that comes to, I shall not cut up
+rough for a while. Aunt Mary is the main question
+just now&mdash;not you."</p>
+
+<p>"I know," said his lady in anything but a jealous
+tone, "and as she is the question, what are
+we to do?"
+<pb n="293" /><anchor id="Pg293" /></p>
+
+<p>"You will go to bed," he said, kissing her, "and
+I will go to think."</p>
+
+<p>"Can you see any way?" she asked anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>Then he put his hands on either side of her face
+and turned it up to his own.</p>
+
+<p>"You plotted once and overthrew my aunt," he
+said. "It's my turn now."</p>
+
+<p>"Are you going to plot?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'm going to try."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll pray for your success," she whispered.</p>
+
+<p>"Pray for me," he answered, and shortly after
+they had achieved the feat of saying good-night
+and parting once more, and the result of it all had
+been that Jack found himself tipping back and
+forth on the small chair, in the big room, at half-past
+midnight, puzzled, perturbed, and very much
+perplexed as to what to do first when the next
+morning should have become a settled fact. He
+was not used to conspiring, and being only a man,
+he had not those curious instinctive gifts of inspiration
+and luminous conception which fairly radiate
+around the brain of clever womankind.</p>
+
+<p>It was some time&mdash;a very long time indeed&mdash;before
+any light stole in upon his Stygian darkness,
+and then, when the light did come, it came in skyrocket
+guise, and had its share of cons attached to
+its very evident pros.</p>
+
+<p>"But I don't care," he declared viciously, as
+<pb n="294" /><anchor id="Pg294" />he rose and began to undress; "something's got to
+be done,&mdash;some chances have got to be taken,&mdash;as
+well that as anything else. Perhaps better&mdash;very
+likely better."</p>
+
+<p>Then he laughed over his unconscious imitation
+of his aunt's phraseology, and made short work of
+finishing his disrobing and getting to bed.</p>
+
+<p>It was when Lucinda crept forth to begin to unlock
+the house at 6.30 upon the morning after,
+that the fact of the nephew's arrival was first
+known to anyone except Janice.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda saw the coat and hat,&mdash;recognized the
+initial on the handkerchief in the inside pocket,
+threw out her arms and gave a faint squeak in utter
+bewilderment, and then tore off at once to the barn
+to tell Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>She found Joshua milking the cow.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think!" she panted briefly, with
+wide-open eyes and uplifted hands; "Joshua Whittlesey,
+what do you think?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't think nothin'," said Joshua. "I'm
+milkin'."</p>
+
+<p>"What would you say if I told you as he was
+come."</p>
+
+<p>"I'd say he was here."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, he is. He must 'a' come last night, an'
+Lord only knows how he ever got in, for nothing
+was left open an' yet he's there."
+<pb n="295" /><anchor id="Pg295" /></p>
+
+<p>Joshua made no comment.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder what he came for?"</p>
+
+<p>Joshua made no comment.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder how long he'll stay?"</p>
+
+<p>Still Joshua made no comment.</p>
+
+<p>"Joshua Whittlesey, before you get your breakfast,
+you're the meanest man I ever saw, and I'll
+swear to that anywhere."</p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you get me my breakfast then?"
+said Joshua calmly; and the effect of his speech
+and his demeanor was to cause Lucinda to turn
+and leave him at once&mdash;too outraged to address
+another word to him.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary herself did not awake until ten
+o'clock. She rang her bell vigorously then and
+Janice flew to its answering.</p>
+
+<p>"I dreamed of Jack," said the old lady, looking
+up with a smile. "I dreamed we was each ridin'
+on camels in a merry-go-round."</p>
+
+<p>Janice smiled too, and then set briskly to work
+to put the room in order and arrange its occupant
+for the day.</p>
+
+<p>"Did there come any mail?" Aunt Mary inquired,
+when her coiffure was made and her dressing-gown
+adjusted. "I feel jus' like I might hear
+from Jack. Seems as if I sort of can't think of
+anythin' but him."</p>
+
+<p>"I'll go and see," said Janice pleasantly, and
+<pb n="296" /><anchor id="Pg296" />she went to the dining room where the Reformed
+Prodigal sat reading the newspaper with his feet
+on the table&mdash;an action which convinced Lucinda
+that he had not reformed so very much after
+all.</p>
+
+<p>"Suppose you go to her&mdash;instead of me,"
+suggested the maid, pausing before the reader and
+usurping all the attention to which the paper should
+have laid claim.</p>
+
+<p>"Suppose I do," said Jack, jumping up, "and
+suppose you stay away and let me try what I can
+accomplish single-handed."</p>
+
+<p>"Only&mdash;" began Janice&mdash;and then she
+stopped and lifted a warning finger.</p>
+
+<p>Jack listened and a stealthy creak betrayed
+Lucinda's proximity somewhere in the vicinity.</p>
+
+<p>It was plain to be seen that there were many
+issues to be kept in mind, and the young man grit
+his teeth because he didn't dare embrace his
+betrothed, and then walked away in the direction
+of Aunt Mary's room.</p>
+
+<p>If she was glad to see him! One would have
+supposed that ten years and two oceans had elapsed
+since their last meeting the month before.</p>
+
+<p>She fairly screamed with joy.</p>
+
+<p>"Jack!&mdash;You dear, dear, dear boy! Well, if I
+ever did!&mdash;When did you come?"</p>
+
+<p>He was by the bed hugging her.
+<pb n="297" /><anchor id="Pg297" />"And how are they all? How is the city? Oh,
+Jack, if I could only go back with you this time!"</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind, Aunt Mary; you'll be coming
+soon&mdash;in the spring, you know."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary sank back on the pillows.</p>
+
+<p>"Jack," she said, "if I have to wait for spring,
+I shall die. I ain't strong enough to be able to
+bear livin' in the country much longer. I've pretty
+much made up my mind to buy a house in town and
+just keep this place so's to have somewhere to put
+Lucinda."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think you'd be happy in town, Aunt
+Mary?" Jack yelled; "I mean if you lived there
+right along?"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see how I could be anythin' else. I
+don't see how anyone could be anythin' else.
+I want a nice house with a criss-cross iron gate in
+front of it an' an automobile. An'&mdash;I don't want
+you to say nothin' about this to her jus' yet&mdash;but
+I'm goin' to keep Granite to look after everythin'
+for me. I don't ever mean to let Granite go again.
+Never. Not for one hour."</p>
+
+<p>Jack smiled. He felt as if Fate was playing into
+his hands.</p>
+
+<p>"I want you to live with me," Aunt Mary continued,
+"an' I want the house big enough so's Clover
+an' Mitchell an' Burnett can come whenever
+they feel like it and stay as long as they like. I
+<pb n="298" /><anchor id="Pg298" />don't want any house except for us all together.
+Oh, my! Seems like I can't hardly wait!"</p>
+
+<p>She leaned back and shut her eyes in a sort of
+impatient ecstasy of joys been and to be.</p>
+
+<p>Jack reached forward to get a cigarette from
+the box on the table at the bedside.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you smoke now, Aunt Mary?" he
+inquired, as he took a match.</p>
+
+<p>"No, Granite does."</p>
+
+<p>"Janice does!" he repeated, quickly knitting
+his brows.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, she does it for me&mdash;I'm so happy smellin'
+the smell. They made her a little sick at first but
+she took camphor and now she don't mind. Not
+much&mdash;not any."</p>
+
+<p>Jack arose and walked about the room. The
+idea of his darling sickening herself to provide
+smoke for Aunt Mary braced him afresh to the
+conflict.</p>
+
+<p>"What do you do all day?" he asked,
+presently.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, we do most everythin'. When Lucinda's
+out she does Lucinda for me an' when Lucinda's in
+she does Joshua. It's about as amusin' as anythin'
+you ever saw to see her do Lucinda. I never found
+Lucinda amusin', Lord knows, but I like to see
+Granite do her. An' we play cards, an' she dances,
+an'&mdash;"
+<pb n="299" /><anchor id="Pg299" /></p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary," said Jack abruptly, "do you
+know the people who had Janice want her back
+again?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't quite catch that," said his aunt, "but
+you needn't bother to repeat it because I ain't never
+goin' to let her go. Not never."</p>
+
+<p>Jack came back and sat down beside the bed, and
+took her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"Aunt Mary," he said in a pleading shriek,
+"don't you see how pale and thin she's
+getting?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, I don't," said his aunt, turning her head
+away, "an' it's no use tellin' me such things because
+it's about my nap-time and I've always been
+a great believer in takin' my nap when it's my
+nap-time. As a general thing."</p>
+
+<p>Jack sighed and watched her close her eyes and
+go instantly to sleep. Janice came in a few minutes
+later.</p>
+
+<p>"No&mdash;no," she whispered hastily, as he came
+toward her,&mdash;"you mustn't&mdash;you mustn't. I don't
+believe that she really is asleep and even if she is,
+Lucinda is <hi rend="font-style: italic">everywhere</hi>."</p>
+
+<p>"Where can we go?" Jack asked in despair.
+"It's out of all reason to expect me to behave <hi rend="font-style: italic">all</hi>
+the time."</p>
+
+<p>"We can't go anywhere," said Mrs. Rosscott;
+"we must resign ourselves. I've learned that it's
+<pb n="300" /><anchor id="Pg300" />the only way. Dear me, when I think how long
+I've been resigned it certainly seems to me that
+you might do a little in the same line."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, but I haven't learned to resign myself,"
+said her lover, "and what is more, I positively decline
+to learn to resign myself. You should do the
+same, too. Where is the sense in humoring her so?
+I wouldn't if I were you."</p>
+
+<p>Janice lifted up her lovely eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, you would," she said simply. "If
+somebody's future happiness depended upon her
+you would humor her just as much as I do."</p>
+
+<p>Jack was touched.</p>
+
+<p>"You are an angel of unselfishness," he exclaimed,
+warmly, "and I don't deserve such
+devotion."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, don't be too grateful," she replied, dimpling.
+"The person to whose future happiness I
+referred was myself."</p>
+
+<p>They both laughed softly at that&mdash;softly and
+mutually.</p>
+
+<p>"Nevertheless," Jack went on after a minute,
+"if to all the other puzzles is to be added the
+torture of being unable to see you or speak
+freely to you, I think the hour for action has
+arrived."</p>
+
+<p>"For action!" she cried; "what are you thinking
+of doing?"
+<pb n="301" /><anchor id="Pg301" /></p>
+
+<p>"This," he said, and straightway took her
+into his arms and kissed her as he had kissed her
+on the night before.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, if Lucinda has heard or your aunt has
+seen!" poor Janice cried, extricating herself and
+setting her cap to rights with a species of fluttered
+haste that led Jack to wonder suddenly why men
+didn't fall in love with maids even oftener than
+they do. "I do believe that you have gone and
+done it this time."</p>
+
+<p>"Nobody heard and nobody saw," he assured
+her, but he didn't at all mean what he said, for his
+prayers were fervent that his kiss had been public
+property.</p>
+
+<p>And such was the fact.</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda bounced in on Joshua with a bounce that
+turned the can of harness polish upside down, for
+Joshua was oiling the harnesses.</p>
+
+<p>"He kissed her!" she cried in a state of tremendous
+excitement.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, she's his aunt, ain't she?" Joshua demanded,
+picking up the can and privately wishing
+Lucinda in Halifax.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't mean her;&mdash;I mean Janice."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see anythin' surprisin' in that," said
+Joshua,&mdash;"not if he got a good chance."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think of such goin's on?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think they'll lead to goin's offs."
+<pb n="302" /><anchor id="Pg302" /></p>
+
+<p>"I never would 'a' believed it," said Lucinda;
+"Well, all I can say is I wish he'd 'a' tried it
+on me."</p>
+
+<p>"You'll wish a long time," said Joshua,
+placidly; and his tone, as usual, made Lucinda
+even more angry than his words; so she forthwith left him and tore back to
+the house.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary had also had her eyes open, and in
+this particular case it was impossible to have one's
+eyes open without having one's eyes opened. So
+Aunt Mary had both.</p>
+
+<p>She shut them at once and reflected deeply, and
+when Janice went out of the room at last she immediately
+sat up in bed and addressed her nephew.</p>
+
+<p>"Jack, what did you kiss her for?"</p>
+
+<p>Jack was fairly wild with joy at the brilliant way
+in which he had begun. Mrs. Rosscott had laid
+one scheme for the overthrow of Aunt Mary and
+her plan of attack had been absolutely successful.
+Now it was his turn and he, too, was in it to win
+undying glory or else&mdash;well, no matter. There
+wouldn't be any "also ran" in this contest.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't deny that you kissed her, do you?"
+said his aunt severely. "Answer this minute.
+I'm a great believer in answerin' when you're
+spoken to."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I kissed her," he said easily.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: center"><anchor id="image08" />
+<figure rend="w95" url="images/image08.png">
+<head rend="text-align: center">"Aunt Mary had also had her eyes open."</head>
+<figDesc>Illustration 8</figDesc></figure></p><p></p>
+
+<p>"Well, what did you do it for?"
+<pb n="303" /><anchor id="Pg303" /></p>
+
+<p>"I'm very fond of her;" the words came forth
+with great apparent reluctance.</p>
+
+<p>"Fond of her!" said Aunt Mary with great
+contempt.</p>
+
+<p>Jack lifted his eyes quickly at the tone of her
+comment.</p>
+
+<p>"<hi rend="font-style: italic">Fond</hi> of her! Do you think a girl like that
+is the kind to be fond of! Why ain't you in <hi rend="font-style: italic">love</hi>
+with her?"</p>
+
+<p>The young man felt his brains suddenly swimming.
+This surpassed his maddest hopes.</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I say that I am in love with her?" he
+cried into the ear-trumpet.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary raised up in bed,&mdash;her eyes
+sparkling.</p>
+
+<p>"Jack," she said, almost quivering with excitement,
+"<hi rend="font-style: italic">are</hi> you in love with her?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, I am," he owned, wondering what would
+come next, but feeling that the tide was all his way.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary collapsed with a joyful sigh.</p>
+
+<p>"My heavens alive," she said rapturously,
+"seems like it's too good to be true! Jack," she
+continued solemnly, "if you're in love with her you
+shall marry her. If there's any way to keep a girl
+like that in the family I guess I ain't goin' to let
+her slip through my fingers not while I've got a
+live nephew. You shall marry her an' I'll buy you
+a house in New York and come an' live with you."
+<pb n="304" /><anchor id="Pg304" /></p>
+
+<p>Jack sat silent, but smiling.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you think she will want to marry me?"
+he asked presently.</p>
+
+<p>"You go and bring her to me," said the old
+lady vigorously. "I'll soon find out. Just tell
+her I want to speak to her&mdash;don't tell her what
+about. That ain't none of your business an' I'm
+a great believer in people's not interfering in what's
+none of their business. You just get her and then
+leave her to me."</p>
+
+<p>Jack went and found Janice. He was sufficiently
+mean not to tell her what had happened,
+and Janice&mdash;being built on a different plan from
+Lucinda&mdash;had not kept near enough to the keyhole
+to be posted anyway.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr. Denham says you want me," she said,
+coming to the bedside with her customary pleasant
+smile.</p>
+
+<p>"I do," said her mistress. "I want to speak
+to you on a very serious subject and I want you to
+pay a lot of attention. It's this: I want you to
+marry Jack."</p>
+
+<p>Poor Janice jumped violently,&mdash;there was no
+doubt as to the genuineness of her surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, don't you want to?" asked Aunt Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't believe I do."</p>
+
+<p>At this it was the old lady's turn to be astonished.
+<pb n="305" /><anchor id="Pg305" /></p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you?" she said; "my heavens
+alive, what are you a-expectin' to marry if you don't
+think my nephew's good enough for you?"</p>
+
+<p>"But I don't want to marry!" cried poor Janice,
+in most evident distress.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked at her severely.</p>
+
+<p>"Then what did you kiss him for?" she asked,
+in the tone in which one plays the trump ace.</p>
+
+<p>Janice started again.</p>
+
+<p>"Kiss&mdash;him&mdash;" she faltered.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary regarded her sternly.</p>
+
+<p>"Granite," she said, "I ain't a-intendin' to be
+unreasonable, but I must ask you jus' one simple
+question. You kissed him, for I saw you; an' will
+you kindly tell me why, in heaven's name, you ain't
+willin' to marry any man that you're willin' to
+kiss?"</p>
+
+<p>"There's such a difference," wailed the maid.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't see it," said her mistress, shaking her
+head. "I don't see it at all. Of course I never
+for a minute thought of doin' either myself, but if
+I had thought of doin' either, I'd had sense enough
+to have seen that I'd have to make up my mind to
+do both. I'm a great believer in never doin' things
+by halves. It don't pay. Never&mdash;nohow."</p>
+
+<p>Janice was biting her lips.</p>
+
+<p>"But I don't want to marry!" she repeated
+obstinately.
+<pb n="306" /><anchor id="Pg306" /></p>
+
+<p>"Then you shouldn't have let him kiss you.
+You've got him all started to lovin' you and if he's
+stopped too quick no one can tell what may happen.
+I want him to settle down, but I want him to settle
+down because he's happy an' not because he's
+shattered. He says he's willin' to marry you an'
+I don't see any good reason why not."</p>
+
+<p>Janice's mouth continued to look rebellious.</p>
+
+<p>"Go and get him," said Aunt Mary. "I can see
+that this thing has got to be settled pleasantly right
+off, or we shan't none of us have any appetite for
+dinner. You find Jack, or if you can't find him tell
+Lucinda that she's got to."</p>
+
+<p>Janice went out and found Jack in the hall.</p>
+
+<p>"Is this a trap?" she asked reproachfully.</p>
+
+<p>Jack laughed.</p>
+
+<p>"No," he said "it's a counter-mine."</p>
+
+<p>"Your aunt wants you at once," said Janice, putting
+her hands into her pockets and looking out
+of the window.</p>
+
+<p>"I fly to obey," he said obediently, and went
+at once to his elderly relative.</p>
+
+<p>"Jack," she said, the instant he opened the door,
+"I've had a little talk with Granite. She don'
+want to marry you, but she looks to me like she
+really didn't know her own mind. I've said all I
+can say an' I'm too tired holdin' the ear-trumpet to
+say any more. I think the best thing you can do is
+<pb n="307" /><anchor id="Pg307" />to take her out for a walk an' explain things
+thoroughly. It's no good our talkin' to her together;
+and, anyway, I've always been a great
+believer in 'Two's company&mdash;three's none.' That
+was really the big reason why I'd never let Lucinda
+keep a cat. You take her and go to walk and I
+guess everything'll come out all right. It ought
+to. My heavens alive!"</p>
+
+<p>Jack took the maid and they went out to walk.
+When they were beyond earshot the first thing
+that they did was to laugh long and loud.</p>
+
+<p>"Of all my many and varied adventures!"
+cried Mrs. Rosscott, and Jack took the opportunity
+to kiss her again&mdash;under no protest this time.</p>
+
+<p>"We shall have to be married very soon, now,
+you know," he said gayly. "Aunt Mary won't be
+able to wait."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, as to that&mdash;we'll see," said Mrs. Rosscott,
+and laughed afresh. "But there is one thing
+that must be done at once."</p>
+
+<p>"What's that?" Jack asked.</p>
+
+<p>"We must tell Aunt Mary who I am."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, to be sure," said the young man.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope she won't take it in any way but the
+right way!" the widow said thoughtfully.</p>
+
+<p>"My dearest, in what other way could she take
+it? I think she has proved her opinion of you
+pretty sincerely."
+<pb n="308" /><anchor id="Pg308" /></p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mrs. Rosscott, with a little smile,
+"I certainly have cause to feel that she loves me
+for myself alone."</p>
+
+<p>When they returned to the house they went
+straightway to Aunt Mary's room, and the first
+glance through the old lady's eye-glasses told her
+that her wishes had all been fulfilled. She sat up
+in bed, took a hand of each into her own, and surveyed
+them in an access of such utter joy as nearly
+caused all three to weep together.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I <hi rend="font-style: italic">am</hi> so glad," was all she said for the
+first few seconds, and nobody doubted her words
+forever after.</p>
+
+<p>Then Mrs. Rosscott removed her hat and jacket,
+and when she returned to the bedside her future
+aunt made her sit down close to her and hold one
+of her hands while Jack held the other.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm <hi rend="font-style: italic">so</hi> glad you're to have the runnin' of Jack,"
+the old lady declared sincerely. "All I ask of you
+is to be patient with him. I always was. That is,
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">most</hi> always."</p>
+
+<p>"Dear Aunt Mary," said Mrs. Rosscott, slipping
+down on her knees beside the bed, "you are
+so good to me that you encourage me to tell you
+my secret. It isn't long, and it isn't bad, but I have
+a confession to make."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I say," cried Jack, "if you put it that way
+let me do the owning up!"
+<pb n="309" /><anchor id="Pg309" /></p>
+
+<p>"Hush," said his love authoritatively, "it's my
+confession. Leave it to me."</p>
+
+<p>"What is it?" said Aunt Mary, looking
+anxiously from one to the other; "you haven't
+broke your engagement already, I hope."</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Mrs. Rosscott, "it's nothing
+like that. It's only rather a surprise. But it's
+a nice surprise,&mdash;at least, I hope you'll think that
+it is."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, hurry and tell me then," said the old
+lady. "I'm a great believer in bein' told good
+news as soon as possible. What is it?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's that I'm not a maid," said the pretty
+widow.</p>
+
+<p>"Not&mdash;a&mdash;" cried Aunt Mary blankly.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm a widow!" said Janice. "I'm Burnett's
+sister."</p>
+
+<p>"Wh&mdash;a&mdash;at!" cried Aunt Mary. "I didn't
+jus' catch that."</p>
+
+<p>"You see," screamed Jack, "she was afraid
+to have me entertain you in New York,&mdash;afraid
+you wouldn't be properly looked after, Aunt Mary,
+so she dressed up for your maid and looked after
+you herself."</p>
+
+<p>"My heavens alive!"</p>
+
+<p>"Wasn't she an angel?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"But whatever made you take such an interest?"
+Aunt Mary demanded of Janice.
+<pb n="310" /><anchor id="Pg310" /></p>
+
+<p>Janice rose from her knees and, leaning over
+the bed, drew the old lady close in her arms.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you," she screamed gently. "I loved
+Jack, and so I loved his aunt even before I had ever
+seen her."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary's joy fairly overflowed at that view
+of things, and, putting her hands to either side of
+the lovely face so close to her own, she kissed it
+warmly again and again.</p>
+
+<p>"I always knew you were suthin' out of the ordinary,"
+she declared vigorously. "You know I
+wouldn't have let him marry you if I hadn't been
+pretty sure as you were different from Lucinda an'
+the common run."</p>
+
+<p>And then she beamed on them both and Jack
+beamed on them both and Mrs. Rosscott kissed
+each of them and dried her own happy eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"Now I want to know jus' how an' where you
+learned to love him?" the aunt asked next.</p>
+
+<p>"I loved him almost directly I knew him," she
+answered, and at that Aunt Mary seemed on the
+point of applauding with the ear-trumpet against
+the headboard.</p>
+
+<p>"It was jus' the same with me," she said delightedly.
+"He was only a baby then, but the first
+look I took I jus' had a feelin'&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Mrs. Rosscott sympathetically,
+"so did I."
+<pb n="311" /><anchor id="Pg311" /></p>
+
+<p>They all laughed together.</p>
+
+<p>"An' now," said Aunt Mary, laying back and
+folding her arms upon her bosom, "an' now comes
+the main question,&mdash;when do you two want to be
+married?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" said the widow starting, "we&mdash;I&mdash;Jack&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, go on," said Aunt Mary. "Say whenever
+you like. An' then Jack can do the same."</p>
+
+<p>The two young people exchanged glances.</p>
+
+<p>"Speak right up," said Aunt Mary. "I'm a
+great believer in not hangin' back when anythin'
+has got to be decided. Jack, what do you think?"</p>
+
+<p>"I want to get married right off," said Jack
+decidedly.</p>
+
+<p>"I think he's too young," put in Mrs. Rosscott
+hastily.</p>
+
+<p>"I don't know," said Aunt Mary, looking at
+her nephew reflectively. "Seems to me he's big
+enough, an' I'm a great believer in never dilly-dallyin'
+over what's got to be done some time.
+Why not Thanksgiving?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thanksgiving!" shrieked Mrs. Rosscott.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Aunt Mary. "I think it would be
+a good time, an' then I can come and spend Christmas
+with you in the city."</p>
+
+<p>"Great idea!" declared her nephew; "me for
+Thanksgiving."
+<pb n="312" /><anchor id="Pg312" /></p>
+
+<p>"What do you say?" said Aunt Mary to the
+bride-to-be.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, I don't see&mdash;" began the latter, wrinkling
+her pretty forehead in a prettier perplexity and
+looking helplessly back and forth between their
+double eagerness.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, why not?" said the aunt. "It ain't as
+if there was any reason for waitin'. If there was
+I'd be the first to be willin' to do all I could to be
+patient, but as it is&mdash;even if you an' Jack ain't in
+any particular hurry, I am, an' I was brought up
+to go right to work at gettin' what you want as
+soon as you know what it is."</p>
+
+<p>"But this is so sudden," wailed Mrs. Rosscott.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary glanced at her sharply.</p>
+
+<p>"That's what they all say, a'cordin' to the
+papers," she said calmly, "an' it never is counted
+as anythin' but a joke."</p>
+
+<p>"But I'm not joking," Janice cried.</p>
+
+<p>"Then you jus' take a little time an' think it
+over," proposed the old lady,&mdash;"I'll tell you what
+you can do. You can get me Lucinda because I
+want to tell her suthin' and then you and Jack can
+sit down together an' think it over anywhere an'
+anyhow you like."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you really want Lucinda," said Janice,
+rising to her feet, "or is it something that I can
+do? You know I'm yours just the same as ever,
+<pb n="313" /><anchor id="Pg313" />Aunt Mary. Next to being good to Jack, I want
+to always be good to you."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked up with a light in her eyes
+that was fine to see.</p>
+
+<p>"Bless you, my child," she said heartily. "I
+know that, but I really want Lucinda, an' you an'
+Jack can take care of yourselves for a while. Leastways,
+I hope you can. I guess you can. I presume
+so, anyway."</p>
+
+<p>It was late that afternoon that Lucinda, looking
+as if she had been accidentally overtaken by a road-roller,
+joined Joshua in the potato cellar.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the sky c'n fall whenever it likes now!"
+she said, sitting down on an empty barrel with a
+resigned sigh.</p>
+
+<p>"That's a comfort to know," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"She's got it all made up for 'em to marry each
+other."</p>
+
+<p>"That ain't no great news to me," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"Joshua Whittlesey, you make my blood boil.
+Things is goin' rackin' and ruinin' at a great pace
+here an' you as cold as a cauliflower over it all."</p>
+
+<p>Joshua sorted potatoes phlegmatically and said
+nothing.</p>
+
+<p>"S'posin' I'd 'a' wanted to marry him?"</p>
+
+<p>Joshua continued to sort potatoes.</p>
+
+<p>"Or, s'posin' you wanted to marry her?"</p>
+
+<p>Joshua looked up quickly.
+<pb n="314" /><anchor id="Pg314" /></p>
+
+<p>"Which one?" he said.</p>
+
+<p>"Janice!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh," he said in a relieved tone.</p>
+
+<p>"Why did you say 'oh,'&mdash;did you think I meant
+her?"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't know who you meant."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you wouldn't think o' marryin' her,
+would you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," said Joshua emphatically. "I'd as
+soon think o' marryin' you yourself."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda deliberated for a minute or so as to
+whether to accept this insult in silence or not, and
+finally decided to make just one more remark.</p>
+
+<p>"I wonder if she'll send any word to Arethusa
+'n' Mary."</p>
+
+<p>"They'll know soon enough," said Joshua
+oracularly.</p>
+
+<p>"How'll they know, I'd like to know?"</p>
+
+<p>"You'll write 'em."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda was dumb. The fact that the letter
+was already written only made the serpent-tooth of
+Joshua's intimate knowledge cut the deeper.</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="315" /><anchor id="Pg315" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<index index="toc" />
+<index index="pdf" />
+
+<head>Chapter Twenty-Five - Grand Finale</head>
+
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>She has it all made up for him to marry her, and
+she is certainly as happy as she is and he is themselves.
+She is making plans at a great rate and
+she has consented to have her wedding here because
+she wants to be there herself. The day is set for
+Thanksgiving and the Lord be with us for everything
+has got to be just so and she is no more good
+at helping now that he's come. They are all
+going back to New York as soon as possible after
+it's over and I hope to be forgiven for stating
+plainly that it will be the happiest day' of my life.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">Respectfully,</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">L. COOKE.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>Upon receipt of this astounding news Arethusa
+took the train and flew to the scene where such
+momentous happenings were piling up on one
+another. Her arrival was unexpected and the
+changes which she found ensued and ensuing were
+of a nature bewildering in the extreme. Aunt
+Mary had quit her regime of soup and sleep and
+was not only more energetically vigorous as to
+mind than ever, but strengthening daily as to bodily
+force. It might have been the excitement, for Burnett
+was there, Clover was <hi rend="font-style: italic">en route</hi>, and Mitchell
+<pb n="316" /><anchor id="Pg316" />was expected within twenty-four hours. Other great
+changes were visible everywhere. A corps of
+servants from town had fairly swamped Lucinda
+and twenty carpenters were putting up an extra
+addition to the house in which to give the wedding
+room to spread. Nor was this all, for Aunt Mary
+had turned a furniture man and an upholsterer
+loose with no other limit than that comprised by
+the two words "<hi rend="font-style: italic">carte blanche</hi>."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott still continued to wait upon Aunt
+Mary, but another maid had arrived to await upon
+Mrs. Rosscott. The latter had shed her black uniform
+and bloomed forth in rose-hued robes. Mr.
+Stebbins was kept on tap from dawn to dark and
+the checks flowed like water. Emissaries had been
+despatched to New York to buy the young couple
+a suitable house and furnish that also from top to
+bottom.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Arethusa," the aunt said to the niece
+when they met the morning after her arrival, "I'm
+feelin' better 'n I was last time you were here."</p>
+
+<p>"I'm so glad," yelled Arethusa.</p>
+
+<p>"They'll live in New York and I'll live with
+them. As far as I've seen there ain't no other
+place on earth to live. I'm goin' to get me a coat
+lined with black-spotted white cat's fur and have
+my glasses put on a parasol handle, and I'm going
+to have the collars and sleeves left out of most of
+<pb n="317" /><anchor id="Pg317" />my dresses an' look like other people. I'm a great
+believer in doin' as others do, an' Jack won't ever
+have no cause to complain that I didn't take easy
+to city life."</p>
+
+<p>Arethusa felt herself dumb before these revelations.</p>
+
+<p>Later she was conducted to see the wedding
+presents, which were gorgeous. Among them was
+the biggest and brightest of crimson automobiles;
+and Mitchell, who had presented it, had christened
+it beforehand "The Midnight Sun." Aunt
+Mary's gift was the New York house and money
+enough for them to live on the income.</p>
+
+<p>"I know you're able to look out for yourself,"
+she told the bride, "but I don't want Jack to have
+to worry over things at all, and, although I know
+it's a good habit, still I shouldn't like to have him
+ever work so hard that he wouldn't feel like goin'
+around with us nights. Not ever. Not even
+sometimes."</p>
+
+<p>Mitchell was overjoyed at the way things had
+turned out.</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Miss Watkins," he screamed, when
+he was ushered into Aunt Mary's presence, "who
+could have guessed in the hour of that sad parting
+in New York that such a glad future was held in
+store for us all!"</p>
+
+<p>"I didn't quite catch that," Aunt Mary exclaimed,
+<pb n="318" /><anchor id="Pg318" />rapturously, "but it doesn't matter&mdash;as
+long as you got here safe at last."</p>
+
+<p>"Safe!" exclaimed the young man; "it would
+have been the very refinement of cruelty if my train
+had smashed me on this journey."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett was equally happy.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose it will be up to me to give you away,"
+he said to his sister; "before all these people, too.
+What a mean trick!"</p>
+
+<p>Jack had thought that he would like to have
+Tweedwell marry him, as that young man had put
+in the summer vacation getting ordained. Tweedwell
+accepted&mdash;although he had just taken charge
+of a living in Seattle and came through on a flyer
+which arrived two hours before <hi rend="font-style: italic">the</hi> hour. Some
+fifty or sixty of the guests came in on the same
+train, and Burnett and Clover met them all at the
+cars and made the majority comfortable in the different
+hotels and honored the minority with Aunt
+Mary's hospitality.</p>
+
+<p>The day was gorgeous. The addition to the
+house was done and lined with white and decorated
+in gold. An orchestra was ensconced behind palms
+just as orchestras always covet to be and a magnificent
+breakfast had been sent up from the city
+in its own car with its own service and attendants
+to serve it.</p>
+
+<p>There was only one hitch in the entire programme.
+<pb n="319" /><anchor id="Pg319" />That was that when they got to the
+church Tweedwell did not show up. Jack was distressed
+even though Mrs. Rosscott laughed.
+Mitchell wanted to read the ceremony, but Aunt
+Mary was afraid it wouldn't be legal, and Mr.
+Stebbins agreed with her. In the end the regular
+clergyman married them; and just as they were all
+filing out they met Tweedwell and Lucinda tearing
+along, he in his surplice and she in the black silk
+dress which Aunt Mary had given her in celebration
+of the occasion. They were both too exhausted
+to be able to explain for several minutes;
+but it finally came out (of Lucinda) that Burnett,
+whose place it was to have overseen officiating
+Tweedwell, had forgotten all about him, and the
+poor fellow, exhausted by his long journey, had
+never awakened until Lucinda, going in to clear up
+his room, had let forth a piercing howl of surprise.</p>
+
+<p>So far from dampening anyone's spirits this little
+<hi rend="font-style: italic">contretemps</hi> only seemed to set things off at a
+livelier pace. They had a brisk ride home, and
+the wedding feast and the wedding cake were all
+that could be desired. What went with it was the
+finest that any of the guests ever tasted before or
+since, and the champagne was all but served in
+beer steins.</p>
+
+<p>When it came to the healths they drank to Aunt
+Mary along with the bride and groom, and Mitchell
+<pb n="320" /><anchor id="Pg320" />made a speech, invoking Heaven's blessings on the
+triple compact and covering himself with glory.</p>
+
+<p>"Here's to Aunt Mary and her bride and her
+groom," he cried, when they told him to rise and
+proclaim. "Here's to Aunt Mary and her bride
+and groom, and here's to their health and their
+wealth and their happiness. Here's to their brilliant
+past, their roseate present and their gorgeous
+future. And here's to hoping that Fate, who is
+ready and willing to deal any man a bride, may
+some time see fit to deal some one of us another
+such as Jack's Aunt Mary. So I propose her
+health before all else. Aunt Mary, long may she
+wave!"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked as if words and actions were
+poor things in which to attempt to express her
+feelings, but no one who glanced at her could be in
+two minds as to her state of approval as to everything
+that was going on.</p>
+
+<p>The bridal pair drove away somewhere after
+five o'clock, and about seven the main body of the
+guests returned to the city.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rosscott's mother and Mitchell and Burnett
+remained a day or two to keep Aunt Mary
+from feeling blue, but Aunt Mary was not at all
+inclined that way.</p>
+
+<p>"If those two young people are lookin' forward
+to anythin' like as much fun as I am," she said over
+<pb n="321" /><anchor id="Pg321" />and over again, "well, all is they're lookin' forward
+to a good deal."</p>
+
+<p>"Won't we whoop her up next summer!" said
+Burnett; "well, I don't know!"</p>
+
+<p>"My dear Robert," said his mother gently.</p>
+
+<p>"Don't stop him," said Aunt Mary. "He
+knows just how I feel an' I know jus' how he feels.
+It isn't wrong, Mrs. Burnett, it's natural. We were
+born to be happy, only sometimes we don't know
+just how to set about it."</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Watkins has hit the nail on the head,"
+said Mitchell, rolling a cigarette. "She has not
+only hit the nail on its own head, but she has succeeded
+in driving its point well into all our heads.
+She taught us many things during her short visit.
+I, for one, am her debtor forever. Me for joy,
+from now on!"</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary smiled. "My heavens!" she murmured;
+"to think how nice it all come out, and
+how really put out I was when Jack first began,
+too."</p>
+
+<p>Burnett put his hand in his pocket and pulled out
+some gum.</p>
+
+<p>"Robert!" cried his mother, "you don't chew
+gum, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Of course he doesn't," said his friend quickly;
+"that's why he had it in his pocket."</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Mary looked thoughtfully at him.
+<pb n="322" /><anchor id="Pg322" /></p>
+
+<p>"Give me a little," she said, "maybe it's suthin'
+I've been missin'."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Burnett left the next day, and Mitchell
+went the day after.</p>
+
+<p>The carpenters took down the addition, and the
+wedding presents were shipped to town.</p>
+
+<p>"She says she'll be goin' soon," said Lucinda to
+Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll be goin' soon," said Joshua.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sure I'll be glad," said Lucinda; "such
+hifalutin sky-larkin'!"</p>
+
+<p>Joshua said nothing. Mr. Stebbins had apprised
+him of Aunt Mary's arrangements in his behalf and
+he felt no inclination to criticize any of her doings
+and sayings.</p>
+
+<p>Toward the end of the next week this telegram
+was received.</p>
+
+<quote rend="display">
+<p>Dear Aunt Mary: We're home and ready when
+you are. Telegraph what train.</p>
+
+<p rend="text-align: right">J. and J.</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>The telegram was handed to Aunt Mary at ten
+in the morning. Her fingers trembled as she
+opened it.</p>
+
+<p>"My heavens alive, Lucinda," she cried, the
+next minute, "I do believe, if you'll be quick, that
+I can make the twelve-twenty! Run! Tell Joshua
+to get my trunk down and harness Billy as quick
+<pb n="323" /><anchor id="Pg323" />as he can. He can telegraph that I'm comin' after
+I'm gone."</p>
+
+<p>Lucinda flew Joshua-wards.</p>
+
+<p>"She wants to make the twelve-twenty train!"
+she cried. Joshua looked up.</p>
+
+<p>"Then she'll make it," he said.</p>
+
+<p>She made it!</p>
+</div>
+<pb n="325" /><anchor id="Pg325" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: right">
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic; font-size: large">Anne Warner's "Susan Clegg" Books</hi></p>
+
+<p>SUSAN CLEGG AND HER FRIEND MRS. LATHROP</p>
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic">By</hi> ANNE WARNER<lb />
+With Frontispiece, $1.00</p>
+
+<p>Nothing better in the new homely philosophy style
+of fiction has been written.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">San Francisco Bulletin</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>One of the most genuinely humorous books ever written.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">St.
+Louis Globe-Democrat</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>Anything more humorous than the Susan Clegg stories
+would be hard to find.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">The Critic</hi>, New York.</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 5" />
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic">By the Same Author</hi>:</p>
+
+<p>SUSAN CLEGG AND HER NEIGHBORS' AFFAIRS</p>
+
+<p>With Frontispiece, $1.00</p>
+
+<p>All the stories brim over with quaint humor, caustic
+sarcasm, and concealed contempt for male and matrimonial
+chains.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Philadelphia Ledger</hi>.</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 5" />
+
+<p>SUSAN CLEGG AND A MAN IN THE HOUSE</p>
+
+<p>Illustrated by Alice Barber Stephens. $1.50</p>
+
+<p>Susan is a positive joy, and the reading world owes
+Anne Warner a vote of thanks for her contribution to
+the list of American humor.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">New York Times</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>LITTLE, BROWN, &amp; CO., Publishers<lb />
+34 Beacon Street, Boston</p>
+</div>
+
+<pb n="326" /><anchor id="Pg326" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic; font-size: large">An exceedingly clever volume of stories</hi></p>
+
+<p>AN ORIGINAL GENTLEMAN</p>
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic">By</hi> ANNE WARNER</p>
+
+<p>With frontispiece by Alice Barber Stephens</p>
+
+<p>Cloth. $1.50</p>
+
+<p>Exhibits her cleverness and sense of humor.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">New York
+Times</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>Crisply told, quaintly humorous.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Boston Transcript</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>An "Original Gentleman" is truly also one of the most
+entertaining and witty gentlemen that it has been our
+fortune to run across in many a day, not to mention the
+more original lady that he has to do with.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Louisville
+Evening Post</hi>.</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 5" />
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic">By the same author</hi></p>
+
+<p>A WOMAN'S WILL</p>
+
+<p>Illustrated. 360 pages. Cloth. $1.50</p>
+
+<p>A deliciously funny book.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Chicago Tribune</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>It is bright, charming, and intense as it describes the
+wooing of a young American widow on the European
+Continent by a German musical genius.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">San Francisco
+Chronicle</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>As refreshing a bit of fiction as one often finds.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Providence
+Journal</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>LITTLE, BROWN, &amp; CO., PUBLISHERS<lb />
+34 BEACON STREET, BOSTON</p>
+</div>
+
+<pb n="327" /><anchor id="Pg327" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic; font-size: large">Anne Warner's Latest Character Creation</hi></p>
+
+<p>IN A MYSTERIOUS WAY</p>
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic">By</hi> ANNE WARNER</p>
+
+<p>Illustrated by J.V. McFall. Cloth. $1.50</p>
+
+<p>A story of love and sacrifice that teems with the
+author's original humor.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Baltimore American</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>The humor peculiar to her pen is here in wonted
+strength, but in a new guise; and set against it, or interwoven
+with it, is a story of love and the strange sacrifice
+of which a few loving hearts are capable.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">New York
+American</hi>.</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 5" />
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic">By the same author</hi></p>
+
+<p>YOUR CHILD AND MINE</p>
+
+<p>Illustrated. 12mo. Cloth. $1.50</p>
+
+<p>The child heart, strange and sweet and tender, lies open
+to this sympathetic writer, and other human hearts&mdash;and
+eyes&mdash;should be opened by her narratives.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Chicago
+Record-Herald</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>The literary charm of the stories is not the least of their
+attractions. The interest is all the greater for the style
+in which the story is told, and the author's sympathy with
+her young friends lends a vital warmth to her narrative.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Philadelphia
+Public Ledger</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>LITTLE, BROWN, &amp; CO., PUBLISHERS<lb />
+34 BEACON STREET, BOSTON</p>
+</div>
+
+<pb n="328" /><anchor id="Pg328" />
+
+<div rend="page-break-before: always">
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic; font-size: large">By the Author of "Aunt Jane of Kentucky"</hi></p>
+
+<p>THE LAND OF LONG AGO</p>
+
+<p><hi rend="font-style: italic">By</hi> ELIZA CALVERT HALL</p>
+
+<p>Illustrated by G. Patrick Nelson and Beulah Strong
+12mo. Cloth. $1.50</p>
+
+<p>The book is an inspiration.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Boston Globe</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>Without qualification one of the worthiest publications
+of the year.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Pittsburg Post</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>Aunt Jane has become a real personage in American
+literature.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Hartford Courant</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>A philosophy sweet and wholesome flows from the lips
+of "Aunt Jane."&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Chicago Evening Post</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>The sweetness and sincerity of Aunt Jane's recollections
+have the same unfailing charm found in "Cranford."&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Philadelphia
+Press</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>To a greater degree than her previous work it touches
+the heart by its wholesome, quaint human appeal.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Boston
+Transcript</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>The stories are prose idyls; the illuminations of a lovely
+spirit shine upon them, and their literary quality is as
+rare as beautiful.&mdash;<hi rend="font-style: italic">Baltimore Sun</hi>.</p>
+
+<p>MARGARET E. SANGSTER says: "It is not often that an
+author competes with herself, but Eliza Calvert Hall has
+done so successfully, for her second volume centred about
+Aunt Jane is more fascinating than her first."</p>
+
+<p>LITTLE, BROWN, &amp; CO., PUBLISHERS<lb />
+34 BEACON STREET, BOSTON</p>
+</div>
+
+</body>
+ <back>
+<div rend="page-break-before: right">
+ <divGen type="pgfooter" />
+</div>
+ </back>
+</text>
+</TEI.2>
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