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+Project Gutenberg's Nicky-Nan, Reservist, by Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch (Q)
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+
+Title: Nicky-Nan, Reservist
+
+Author: Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch (Q)
+
+Release Date: April 26, 2005 [EBook #15710]
+
+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK NICKY-NAN, RESERVIST ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Lionel Sear
+
+
+
+
+
+
+NICKY-NAN, RESERVIST.
+
+
+By Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch, ('Q')
+
+
+Contents.
+
+
+Chap.
+
+I. HOW THE CHILDREN PLAYED.
+
+II. CALL TO ARMS.
+
+III. HOW THE MEN WENT.
+
+IV. THE FIRST SERMON.
+
+V. THE ANONYMOUS LETTER.
+
+VI. TREASURE TROVE.
+
+VII. "QUID NON MORTALIA PECTORIA . . ."
+
+VIII. BUSINESS AS USUAL.
+
+IX. THE BROKEN PANE.
+
+X. THE VICAR'S MISGIVINGS.
+
+XI. THE THREE PILCHARDS.
+
+XII. FIRST ATTEMPT AT HIDING.
+
+XIII. FIRST AID.
+
+XIV. POLSUE _V_ PENHALIGON, NANJIVELL INTERVENING.
+
+XV. THE 'TATY PATCH.
+
+XVI. CORPORAL SANDERCOCK.
+
+XVII. THE SECOND SERMON.
+
+XVIII. FEATHERS.
+
+XIX. I-SPY-HI!
+
+XX. MISS OLIVER PROFFERS ASSISTANCE.
+
+XXI. FAIRY GOLD.
+
+XXII. SALVAGE.
+
+XXIII. ENLIGHTENMENT, AND RECRUITING.
+
+XXIV. THE FIRST THREE.
+
+
+
+
+
+NICKY-NAN, RESERVIST.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+
+HOW THE CHILDREN PLAYED.
+
+When news of the War first came to Polpier, Nicholas Nanjivell
+(commonly known as Nicky-Nan) paid small attention to it, being
+preoccupied with his own affairs.
+
+Indeed, for some days the children knew more about it than he, being
+tragically concerned in it--poor mites!--though they took it gaily
+enough. For Polpier lives by the fishery, and of the fishermen a
+large number--some scores--had passed through the Navy and now
+belonged to the Reserve. These good fellows had the haziest notion
+of what newspapers meant by the Balance of Power in Europe, nor
+perhaps could any one of them have explained why, when Austria
+declared war on Servia, Germany should be taking a hand. But they
+had learnt enough on the lower deck to forebode that, when Germany
+took a hand, the British Navy would pretty soon be clearing for
+action. Consequently all through the last week of July, when the
+word "Germany" began to be printed in large type in Press headlines,
+the drifters putting out nightly on the watch for the pilchard
+harvest carried each a copy of _The Western Morning News_ or _The
+Western Daily Mercury_ to be read aloud, discussed, expounded under
+the cuddy lamp in the long hours between shooting the nets and
+hauling them.
+
+ "When the corn is in the shock,
+ Then the fish is on the rock."
+
+A very little of the corn had been shocked as yet; but the fields,
+right down to the cliffs' edge, stood ripe for abundant harvest.
+I doubt, indeed, if in our time they have ever smiled a fairer
+promise or reward for husbandry than during this last fortnight of
+July 1914, when the crews, running back with the southerly breeze for
+Polpier, would note how the crop stood yellower in to-day's than in
+yesterday's sunrise, and speculate when Farmer Best or farmer Bate
+meant to start reaping. As for the fish, the boats had made small
+catches--dips among the straggling advance-guards of the great armies
+of pilchards surely drawing in from the Atlantic. "'Tis early days
+yet, hows'ever--time enough, my sons--plenty time!" promised Un'
+Benny Rowett, patriarch of the fishing-fleet and local preacher on
+Sundays. Some of the younger men grumbled that "there was no
+tellin': the season had been tricky from the start." The
+spider-crabs--that are the curse of inshore trammels--had
+lingered for a good three weeks past the date when by all rights they
+were due to sheer off. Then a host of spur-dogs had invaded the
+whiting-grounds, preying so gluttonously on the hooked fish that,
+haul in as you might, three times out of four the line brought up
+nothing but a head--all the rest bitten off and swallowed.
+"No salmon moving, over to Troy. The sean-boats there hadn't even
+troubled to take out a licence." As for lobsters, "they were
+becomin' a winter fish, somehow, and up the harbours you started
+catchin' 'em at Christmas and lost 'em by Eastertide:" while the
+ordinary crabbing-grounds appeared to be clean bewitched.
+
+One theorist loudly called for a massacre of sea-birds, especially
+shags and gannets. Others (and these were the majority) demanded
+protection from steam trawlers, whom they accused of scraping the
+sea-bottom, to the wholesale sacrifice of immature fish--sole and
+plaice, brill and turbot.
+
+"Now look 'ee here, my sons," said Un' Benny Rowett: "if I was you,
+I'd cry to the Lord a little more an' to County Council a little
+less. What's the full size ye reckon a school o' pilchards, now--one
+o the big uns? Scores an' scores o' square miles, all movin' in a
+mass, an' solid a'most as sardines in a tin; and, as I've heard th'
+Old Doctor used to tell, every female capable o' spawnin' up to two
+million. . . . No; your mind can't seize it. But ye might be fitted
+to grasp that if th' Almighty hadn' ordained other fish an' birds as
+well as us men to prey upon 'em, in five years' time no boat'd be
+able to sail th' Atlantic; in ten years ye could walk over from
+Polpier to Newfoundland stankin' 'pon rotten pilchards all the way.
+Don't reckon yourselves wiser than Natur', my billies. . . . As for
+steam trawlin', simmee, I han't heard so much open grievin' over it
+since Government started loans for motors. Come to think--hey?--
+there ben't no such tearin' difference between motors an' steam--not
+on principle. And as for reggilations, I've a doo respect for County
+Council till it sets up to reggilate Providence, when I falls back on
+th' Lord's text to Noey that, boy an' man, I've never known fail.
+_While th' earth remaineth, seed-time and harvest shall not cease._
+And again," continued Un' Benny Rowett, "Behold, I say unto you,
+_Lift up your eyes and look on the fields, for they are white already
+to harvest_."
+
+If pressed in argument he would entrench himself behind the wonderful
+plenty of john-doreys: "Which," he would say, "is the mysteriousest
+fish in the sea and the holiest. Take a john-dorey or two, and the
+pilchards be never far behind. 'Tis well beknown as the fish St
+Peter took when Our Lord told 'en to cast a hook; an' be shot if he
+didn' come to hook with a piece o' silver in his mouth! You can see
+Peter's thumb-mark upon him to this day: and, if you ask _me_, he's
+better eatin' than a sole, let alone you can carve en with a
+spoon--though improved if stuffed, with a shreddin' o' mint.
+Iss, baked o' course. . . . Afore August is out--mark my words--the
+pilchards'll be here."
+
+"But shall _we_ be here to take 'em?"
+
+It was a dark, good-looking, serious youth who put the question: and
+all the men at the end of the quay turned to stare at him. (For this
+happened on the evening of Saturday, the 25th--St James's Day,--when
+all the boats were laid up for the week-end.)
+
+The men turned to young Seth Minards because, as a rule, he had a
+wonderful gift of silence. He was known to be something of a
+scholar, and religious too: but his religion did Dot declare itself
+outwardly, save perhaps in a constant gentleness of manner.
+The essence of it lay in spiritual withdrawal; the man retiring into
+his own heart, so to speak, and finding there a Friend with whom to
+hold sweet and habitual counsel. By consequence, young Seth Minards
+spoke rarely, but with more than a double weight.
+
+"What mean ye, my son?" demanded Un' Benny. "Tell us--you that don't
+speak, as a rule, out of your turn."
+
+"I think," answered Seth Minards slowly, "there is going to be War
+for certain--a great War--and in a few days."
+
+
+Three days later the postmistress, Mrs Pengelly (who kept a general
+shop), put out two newspaper placards which set all the children at
+the Council Schools, up the valley, playing at a game they called
+"English and Germans"--an adaptation of the old "Prisoners' Base."
+No one wanted to be a German: but, seeing that you cannot well
+conduct warfare without an enemy, the weaker boys represented the
+Teutonic cause under conscription, and afterwards joined in the
+cheers when it was vanquished.
+
+The Schools broke up on the last day of July; and the contest next
+day became a naval one, among the row-boats lying inside the old
+pier. This was ten times better fun; for a good half of the boys
+meant to enter the Navy when they grew up. They knew what it meant,
+too. The great battleships from Plymouth ran their speed-trials off
+Polpier: the westward mile-mark stood on the Peak, right over the
+little haven; and the smallest child has learnt to tell a Dreadnought
+in the offing, or discern the difference between a first-class and a
+second-class cruiser. The older boys knew most of the ships by name.
+
+Throughout Saturday the children were--as their mother agreed--"fair
+out of hand." But this may have been because the mothers themselves
+were gossiping whilst their men slumbered. All Polpier women--even
+the laziest--knit while they talk: and from nine o'clock onwards the
+alley-ways that pass for streets were filled with women knitting hard
+and talking at the top of their voices. The men and the cats dozed.
+
+Down by the boats, up to noon the boys had things all their own way,
+vying in feats of valour. But soon after the dinner-hour the girls
+asserted themselves by starting an Ambulance Corps, and with details
+so realistic that not a few of the male combatants hauled out of
+battle on pretence of wounds and in search of better fun.
+
+
+Nicholas Nanjivell, "mooning" by the bridge twelve paces from his
+door, sharpening his jack-knife upon a soft parapet-stone that was
+reported to bring cutlery to an incomparable edge and had paid for
+its reputation, being half worn away--Nicholas Nanjivell, leaning his
+weight on the parapet, to ease the pain in his leg--Nicholas
+Nanjivell, gloomily contemplating his knife and wishing he could
+plunge it into the heart of a man who stood behind a counter behind a
+door which stood in view beyond the bridge-end--Nicholas Nanjivell,
+nursing his own injury to the exclusion of any that might threaten
+Europe--glanced up and beheld his neighbour Penhaligon's children,
+Young 'Bert and 'Beida (Zobeida), approach by the street from the
+Quay bearing between them a stretcher, composed of two broken paddles
+and part of an old fishing-net, and on the stretcher, covered by a
+tattered pilot-jack, a small form--their brother 'Biades
+(Alcibiades), aged four. It gave him a scare.
+
+"Lor sake!" said he, hastily shutting and pocketing his knife.
+"What you got there?"
+
+"'Biades," answered 'Beida, with a tragical face.
+
+"Han't I heard your mother warn 'ee a score o' times, against lettin'
+that cheeld play loose on the Quay! . . . What's happened to 'en?
+Broke his tender neck, I shouldn' wonder. . . . Here, let me have a
+look--"
+
+"Broke his tender fiddle-stick!" 'Beida retorted. "He's bleedin' for
+his country, is 'Biades, if you really want to know; and if you was
+helpful you'd lend us that knife o' yours."
+
+"What for, missy?"
+
+"Why, to take off the injured limb. 'Bert's knife's no good since
+the fore-part o' the week, when he broke the blade prizin' up limpets
+an' never guessing how soon this War'd be upon us."
+
+"I did," maintained 'Bert. "I was gettin' in food supplies."
+
+"If I was you, my dears, I'd leave such unholy games alone,"
+Nicky-Nan advised them. "No, and I'll not lend 'ee my knife,
+neither. You don't know what War is, children: an' please God you
+never will. War's not declared yet--not by England, anyway.
+Don't 'ee go to seek it out until it seeks _you_."
+
+"But 'tis comin'," 'Beida persisted. "Father was talkin' with Mother
+last night--he didn' go out with the boats: and 'Bert and I both
+heard him say--didn' we, 'Bert?--'twas safe as to-morrow's sun.
+The way we heard was that Mother'd forgot to order us to bed; which
+hasn't happened not since Coronation Night an' the bonfire. When she
+came up to blow out the light she'd been cryin'. . . . That's because
+Father'll have to fight, o' course."
+
+"I wish they'd put it off till I was a man," said 'Bert stoutly.
+
+At this point the wounded hero behaved as he always did on
+discovering life duller than his hopes. He let out a piercing yell
+and cried that he wanted his tea. 'Beida dropped her end of the
+ambulance, seized him as he slid to the ground, shook him up, and
+told him to behave.
+
+"You can't have your tea for another hour: and what's more, if you're
+not careful there won't be no amputation till afterwards, when
+Mother's not lookin' an' we can get a knife off the table. You bad
+boy!"
+
+'Biades howled afresh.
+
+"If you don't stop it,"--'Bert took a hand in threatening,--
+"you won't get cut open till Monday; because 'tis Sunday to-morrow.
+And by that time you'll be festerin', I shouldn't wonder."
+
+"--And mortification will have set in," promised his sister.
+"When that happens, you may turn up your toes. An' 'tis only a
+question between oak an' elum."
+
+'Biades ceased yelling as abruptly as he had started. "What's
+'fester'?" he demanded.
+
+"You'll know fast enough, when you find yourself one solid scab,"
+began 'Bert. But Nicky-Nan interrupted.
+
+"There, there, children! Run along an' don't ee play at trouble.
+There's misery enough, the Lord knows--" He broke off on a twinge of
+pain, and stared down-stream at the congregated masts in the little
+harbour.
+
+Polpier lies in a gorge so steep and deep that though it faces but a
+little east of south, all its western flank lay already in deep
+shadow. The sunlight slanting over the ridge touched the tops of the
+masts, half a dozen of which had trucks with a bravery of gilt, while
+a couple wore the additional glory of a vane. On these it flashed,
+and passed on to bathe the line of cottages along the eastern shore,
+with the coast-guard hut that stood separate beyond them on the round
+of the cliff-track--all in one quiet golden glow. War? Who could
+think of War? . . . Nicky-Nan at any rate let the thought of it slip
+into the sea of his private trouble. It was as though he had hauled
+up some other man's "sinker" and, discovering his mistake, let it
+drop back plumb.
+
+While he stared, the children had stolen away.
+
+Yet he loitered there staring, in the hush of the warm afternoon,
+lifting his eyes a little towards the familiar outline of the hills
+that almost overlapped, closing out sight of the sea. A verse ran in
+his head--"_I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills from whence
+cometh my help_. . . ."
+
+The slamming of a door at the street-corner beyond the bridge
+recalled him to the world of action.
+
+On the doorstep of the local Bank--turning key in lock as he left the
+premises--stood a man respectably dressed and large of build. It was
+Mr Pamphlett, the Bank-Manager. Nicky-Nan thrust his hands in his
+trouser-pockets and limped towards him.
+
+"If you please, sir--"
+
+Mr Pamphlett faced about, displaying a broad white waistcoat and a
+ponderous gold watch-chain.
+
+"Ah! Nanjivell?"
+
+"If you please, sir--" Nicky-Nan, now balanced on his sound leg,
+withdrew a hand from his pocket and touched his cap. "I've been
+waitin' your convenience."
+
+"Busy times," said Mr Pamphlett. "This Moratorium, you know. The
+War makes itself felt, even in this little place."
+
+If Nicky-Nan had known the meaning of the word Moratorium, it might
+have given him an opening. But he did not, and so he stood dumb.
+"You have come to say, I hope," hazarded Mr Pamphlett after a pause,
+"that you don't intend to give me any more trouble? . . . You've
+given me enough, you know. An Ejectment Order. . . . Still--if, at
+the last, you've made up your mind to behave--"
+
+"There's no other house, sir. If there was, and you'd let it to
+me--"
+
+"That's likely, hey? In the present scandalous laxity of the law
+towards tenants, you've cost me a matter of pounds--not to mention
+six months' delay, which means money lost--to eject you. You, that
+owe me six pounds rent! It's likely I'd let you another house--even
+if I had one!"
+
+"Even if you had the will, 'twouldn' be right. I understand that,
+sir. Six young men, as I know, waitin' to marry and unable, because
+the visitors snap up cottage after cottage for summer residences,
+an'll pay you fancy prices; whereas you won't build for the likes o'
+we."
+
+"Your six young men--if six there be--" said Mr Pamphlett, "will be
+best employed for some time to come in fighting for their country.
+It don't pay to build cottages, I tell you."
+
+Nicky-Nan's right hand gripped the knife in his pocket. But he
+answered wearily--
+
+"Well, anyways, sir, I don't ask to interfere with them: but only to
+bide under my own shelter."
+
+"Owing me six pounds arrears, and piling up more? And after driving
+me to legal proceedings! Look here, Nanjivell. You are fumbling
+something in your pocket. Is it the six pounds you owe me?"
+
+"No, sir."
+
+"I thought not. And if it were, I should still demand the costs I've
+been put to. If you bring me the total on Monday--But you know very
+well you cannot."
+
+"No, sir."
+
+"Then," said Mr Pamphlett, "we waste time. I have been worried
+enough, these last few days, with more serious business than yours.
+In the times now upon us a many folk are bound to go to the wall; and
+the improvident will go first, as is only right. Enough said, my
+man!"
+
+Nicky-Nan fumbled with the knife in his pocket, but let Mr Pamphlett
+pass.
+
+Then he limped back to the house that would be his until Monday, and
+closed the door. Beyond the frail partition which boarded him off
+from the Penhaligon family he could hear the children merry at tea.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+
+
+CALL TO ARMS.
+
+ NESCIO QUA NATALE SOLUM DULCEDINE CUNCTOS
+ DUCIT ET IMMEMORES NON SINIT ESSE SUI.
+
+--The Old Doctor (to whom we have made allusion) had been moved to
+write an account of his native place, and had contrived to get it
+published by subscription in a thin octavo volume of 232 pages,
+measuring nine by five and a half inches. Copies are rare, but may
+yet be picked up on secondhand bookstalls for six or seven shillings.
+
+From this 'History of Polpier' I must quote--being unable to better
+it--his description of the little town. (He ever insisted in calling
+it a town, not a village, although it contained less than fourteen
+hundred inhabitants.)
+
+ "If the map of the coast of Cornwall be examined, on the
+ south-east, between the estuaries of the two rivers that divide
+ the Hundred of West from the Hundred of East and the Hundred of
+ Powder, will be noticed an indentation of the littoral line, in
+ which cleft lies the little town of Polpier. Tall hills,
+ abrupt and rugged, shut in a deep and tortuous valley, formed
+ by the meeting of smaller coombs; houses, which seem dropped
+ rather than built, crowd the valley and its rocky ledges; a
+ rapid rivulet dances in and out among the dwellings, till its
+ voice is lost in the waters of a tidal haven, thronged with
+ fishing boats and guarded by its Peak of serried rock."
+
+The Doctor after this first modest mention of "a rivulet" invariably
+writes of it as "the River," and by no other name does Polpier speak
+of it to this day. On the lower or seaward side of the bridge-end,
+where the channel measures some three yards across, the flank of his
+house leaned over the rushing water, to the sound of which he slept
+at night. Across the stream the house of Mr Barrabell, clerk, leaned
+forward at a more pronounced angle, so that the two neighbours, had
+they been so minded, might have shaken hands between their bedroom
+windows before retiring to rest. Tradition reports this Mr Barrabell
+(though an accountant for most of the privateering companies in
+Polpier) to have been a timorous man: and that once the Doctor,
+returning home in the small hours from a midwifery case, found his
+neighbour and his neighbour's wife hiding together under his
+bed-clothes. Upon an alarm that Bonaparte was in the town, they had
+bridged the stream with a ladder to the Doctor's open window and
+clambered across in their night-clothes. It is reported also that,
+on the transit, Mrs Barrabell was heard to say, "Go forward,
+Theophilus! Th' Old Doctor knows all about _me_, if he don't about
+you. You can trust en to the ends of the world." "That's right
+enough, ma'am," said the Doctor in his great way; "but you appear to
+have gone a bit further." A variant of the story has it that Mrs
+Barrabell was found beneath the bed, and her spouse alone between the
+bed-clothes, into which he had plunged with an exhortation, "Look
+after yourself, darling!" "And what do you think Theophilus found
+under that magnificent man's bed?" she asked her neighbours next day.
+"Why, naught but a plumed hat in a japanned case; no trace of alarm,
+and yet ready there against any emergency."
+
+The Doctor (I should say) had held a commission--worn a Major's
+uniform--in the local Artillery Volunteers during those days of the
+Napoleonic peril. They passed, and he survived to die in times of
+peace, leaving (as has been told) a local history for his memorial.
+A tablet to his memory records that "_In all his life he never had a
+lawsuit. Reader, take example and strive to be so good a man_."
+
+
+In his childhood Nicky-Nan had listened to many a legend of the Old
+Doctor, whose memory haunted every street and by-lane and even
+attained to something like apotheosis in the talk of the older
+inhabitants. They told what an eye he had, as a naturalist, for
+anything uncommon in the maunds; how he taught them to be observant,
+alert for any strange fish, and to bring it home alive, if possible;
+and how he was never so happy as when seated on a bollard near the
+Quay-head with a drawing-board on his knee, busy--for he was a wonder
+with pencil and brush--transferring to paper the outline and markings
+of a specimen and its perishable exquisite colours; working rapidly
+while he listened to the account of its capture, and maybe pausing
+now and again to pencil a note on the margin of the portrait.
+They told, too, of his ways--how for a whole month he came forth from
+his front door in a crouching posture, almost on all fours, so as not
+to disturb the work of a diadem spider that had chosen to build its
+web across the porch; of his professional skill, that "trust yourself
+to th' Old Doctor, and he'd see you came to a natral end of some
+sort, and in no haste, neither;" of his habit of dress, that (when
+not in martial uniform) he wore a black suit with knee-breeches, silk
+stockings, and silver shoe-buckles; of his kindness of heart, that in
+the _Notes of Periodic Phenomena_, which he regularly kept, he always
+recorded a midnight gale towards the close of August, to account for
+the mysterious depletion of his apple-crop.
+
+
+But the Old Doctor had gone to his fathers long ago, and the old
+house, divided into two tenements--with access by one porch and front
+passage--had been occupied for twenty years past by Nicky-Nan and
+(for eight or nine) by the Penhaligon family. Nicky-Nan's cantle
+overhung the river, and comprised a kitchen and scullery on the
+ground-floor, with a fairly large bedroom above it. The old Doctor's
+own bedroom it had been, and was remarkable for an open fireplace
+with two large recessed cupboards let into a wall, which measured a
+good four feet in depth beyond the chimney-breast. Once, in cleaning
+out the cupboards, Nicky-Nan had discovered in the right-hand one
+that one or two boards of the flooring were loose. Lifting them
+cautiously he had peered into a sort of lazarette deep down in the
+wall, and had lowered a candle, the flame of which, catching hold of
+a mass of dried cobweb, had shot up and singed his eyebrows, for a
+moment threatening to set the house on fire. It had given him a
+scare, and he never ventured to carry his exploration further.
+
+His curiosity was the less provoked because at least a score of the
+old houses in Polpier have similar recesses, constructed (it is said)
+as hiding-places from the press-gang or for smugglers hotly pursued
+by the dragoons.
+
+The Penhaligon family inhabited the side of the house that faced the
+street, and their large living-room was chiefly remarkable for the
+beams supporting the floor above it. They had all been sawn
+lengthwise out of a single oak-tree, and the outer edges of some had
+been left untrimmed. From a nail in the midmost beam hung a small
+rusty key, around which the spiders wove webs and the children many
+speculations: for the story went that a brother of the old Doctor's--
+the scapegrace of the family--had hung it (the key of his quadrant)
+there, with strong injunctions that no one should take it down until
+he returned--which he never did. So Mrs Penhaligon's feather-brush
+always spared this one spot in the room, every other inch of which
+she kept scrupulously dusted. She would not for worlds have
+exchanged lodgings with Nicky-Nan, though his was by far the best
+bedroom (and far too good for a bachelor man); because from her
+windows she could watch whatever crossed the bridge--folks going to
+church, and funerals. But the children envied Nicky-Nan, because
+from his bedroom window you could--when he was good-natured and
+allowed you--drop a line into the brawling river. Of course there
+were no real fish to be caught, but with a cunning cast and some luck
+you might hook up a tin can or an old boot.
+
+Now Nicky-Nan was naturally fond of children, as by nature he had
+been designed for a family man; and children gave him their
+confidence without knowing why. But in his early manhood a girl had
+jilted him, which turned him against women: later, in the Navy, the
+death of a friend and messmate, to whom he had transferred all the
+loyalty of his heart, set him questioning many things in a silent
+way. He had never been able to dissipate affection or friendship:
+and his feelings when hurt, being sensitive as the horns of a snail,
+withdrew themselves as swiftly into a shell and hid there as
+obstinately: by consequence of which he earned (without deserving) a
+name not often entered upon the discharge-sheets of the Royal Navy.
+But there it stood on his, in black upon white--"A capable seaman.
+_Morose_."
+
+He had carried this character, with his discharge-sheet, back to
+Polpier, where his old friends and neighbours--who had known him as a
+brisk upstanding lad, sociable enough, though maybe a trifle shy--
+edged away from the taciturn man who returned to them. Nor did it
+help his popularity that he attended neither Church nor Chapel: for
+Polpier is a deeply religious place, in its fashion.
+
+Some of the women-folk--notably Mrs Polsue, the widow-woman, and Miss
+Cherry (Charity) Oliver, a bitter spinster--spoke to the Wesleyan
+Minister about this.
+
+The Minister listened to them politely. He was the gentlest of
+little men and had a club-foot. Mrs Polsue and Miss Oliver
+(who detested one another) agreed that it would be a day of grace
+when his term among them expired and he was "planned" for some other
+place where Christianity did not matter as it did in Polpier.
+They gave various reasons for this: but their real reason (had they
+lived in a Palace of Truth) was that the Rev. Mark Hambly never spoke
+evil of any one, nor listened to gossip save with a loose attention.
+
+"The man has a wandering mind!" declared Miss Oliver. "It don't seem
+able to fix itself. If you'll believe me, when I told him about
+Bestwetherick's daughter and how she'd got herself into trouble at
+last, all he could say was, 'Yes, yes, poor thing!'--and invite me to
+kneel down an' pray she might come safely through it!"
+
+"You surely weren't so weak as to do it?" said Mrs Polsue,
+scandalised.
+
+"Me?" exclaimed Cherry. "Pray for that baggage? To start with, I'd
+be afeard the Lord'd visit it on me. . . . An' then it came out he'd
+Known the whole affair for more than two months. The girl had been
+to him."
+
+"And he never told? . . . I tell you what, Cherry Oliver! It's my
+belief that man would set up a confessional, if he could."
+
+"Don't 'ee tell up such things, Mary-Martha Polsue, or I'll go an'
+drown myself!"
+
+"And why not?--he bein' so thick with Parson Steele, that sticks up
+'High Mass' 'pon his church door and is well known to be
+hand-in-glove with the Pope. I tell you I saw the pair meet this
+very Wednesday down by the bridge as I happened to be lookin' out
+waitin' to scold the milk-boy: and they shook hands and stood for
+up-three-minutes colloguin' together."
+
+When these two ladies joined forces to attack Mr Hambly on the
+subject of Nicky-Nan's atheism, presumed upon his neglect to attend
+public worship, the Minister's lack of interest became fairly
+exasperating. He arose and opened the window.
+
+"Astonishing plague of house-flies we are suffering from this year,"
+he observed. "You have noticed it, doubtless? . .. Yes, yes--about
+Nanjivell . . . it is so good of you to feel concerned. I will talk
+it over with the Vicar."
+
+"God forbid!" Mrs Polsue ejaculated.
+
+"One uses up fly-papers almost faster than Mrs Pengelly can supply
+them," continued the Minister. "And, moreover, she will sell me but
+two or three at a time, alleging that she requires all her stock for
+her own shop. I fell back last week upon treacle. Beer, in small
+glass jars, is also recommended. I trust that if you ladies see me
+issuing from the Three Pilchards to-morrow with a jug of beer, you
+will make it your business to protect my character. The purchase
+will not escape your knowledge, I feel sure. . . . But we were
+talking of Nanjivell. I have some reason to believe that he is a
+God-fearing man, though his religion does not take a--er--
+congregational turn. Moreover, he is a sick man."
+
+"H'mph!" Miss Oliver sniffed.
+
+"The amount of disease disseminated by house-flies is, I am told,
+incalculable," pursued Mr Hambly. "Yes--as I was saying, or about to
+say--it's a pity that, in a small town like Polpier, two ministers of
+religion cannot between them keep a general shop to suit all tastes,
+like Mrs Pengelly." Mr Hambly's voice dropped as he wound up.
+"Ah, if--like Mrs Pengelly--we kept bull's-eyes for the children!"
+
+"And for another year we have to sit under a man like that!" said Mrs
+Polsue to Miss Oliver on their way homeward.
+
+
+Nicky-Nan had one thing in his favour. He came of an old Polpier
+stock. It had decayed, to be sure, and woefully come down in the
+world: but the town, though its tongue may wag, has ever a soft heart
+towards its own. And the Nanjivells had been of good "haveage"
+(lineage) in their time. They had counted in the family a real
+Admiral, of whom Nicky-Nan had inherited a portrait in oil-colours.
+It hung in the parlour-kitchen underneath his bedroom, between two
+marine paintings of Vesuvius erupting by day and Vesuvius erupting by
+night: and the Penhaligon children stood in terrible awe of it
+because the eyes followed you all round the room, no matter what
+corner you took.
+
+In neighbourliness, then, and for the sake of his haveage,
+Nicky-Nan's first welcome home had been kindly enough. His savings
+were few, but they bought him a small share in a fishing-boat,
+besides enabling him to rent the tenement in the Doctor's House, and
+to make it habitable with a few sticks of furniture. Also he rented
+a potato-patch, beyond the coastguard's hut, around the eastward
+cliff, and tilled it assiduously. Being a man who could do with a
+very little sleep, he would often be found hard at work there by nine
+in the morning, after a long night's fishing.
+
+Thus, though always on the edge of poverty, he had managed his
+affairs--until four years ago, when the trouble began with his leg.
+
+At first he paid little heed to it, since it gave him no pain and
+little more than a passing discomfort. It started, in fact, as a
+small hard cyst low down at the back of the right thigh, incommoding
+him when he bent his knee. He called it "a nut in the flesh," and
+tried once or twice to get rid of it by squeezing it between fingers
+and thumb. It did not yield to this treatment.
+
+He could not fix, within a month or so, the date when it began to
+hurt him. But it had been hurting him, off and on, for some weeks,
+when one night, tacking out towards the fishing-grounds against a
+stiffish southerly breeze, as he ran forward to tend the fore-sheet
+his leg gave way under him as if it had been stabbed, and he rolled
+into the scuppers in intolerable anguish. For a week after this
+Nicky-Nan nursed himself ashore, and it was given out that he had
+twisted his knee-cap. He did not call in a doctor, although the
+swelling took on a red and angry hue. As a fact, no medical man now
+resided within three miles of Polpier. (When asked how they did
+without one, the inhabitants answered gravely that during the summer
+season, when the visitors were about, Dr Mant came over twice a-week
+from St Martin's; in the winter they just died a natural death.)
+
+At any rate Nicky-Nan, because he was poor, would not call in a
+doctor; and, because he was proud, would not own to anything worse
+than a twisted knee, even when his neighbours on the Quay, putting
+their heads together, had shaken them collectively and decided that
+"the poor man must be suff'rin' from something chronic."
+
+Then followed a bitter time, as his savings dwindled. He made more
+than a dozen brave attempts to resume his old occupation. But in the
+smallest lop of a sea he was useless, so that it became dangerous to
+take him. Month by month he fell further back in arrears of rent.
+
+And now the end seemed to have arrived with Mr Pamphlett's notice of
+ejectment. Nicky-Nan, of course, held that Mr Pamphlett had a
+personal grudge against him. Mr Pamphlett had nothing of the sort.
+In ordinary circumstances, knowing Nicky-Nan to be an honest man, he
+would have treated him easily. But he wanted to "develope" Polpier
+to his own advantage: and his scheme of development centred on the
+old house by the bridge. He desired to pull it down and transfer the
+Bank to that eligible site. He had a plan of the proposed new
+building, with a fine stucco frontage and edgings of terra-cotta.
+
+Mr Pamphlett saw his way to make this improvement, and was quite
+resolute about it; and Nicky-Nan, by his earlier reception of notices
+to quit, had not bettered any chance of resisting. Still--had
+Nicky-Nan known it--Mr Pamphlett, like many another bank manager, had
+been caught and thrown in a heap by the sudden swoop of War.
+Over the telephone wires he had been in agitated converse all day
+with his superiors, who had at length managed to explain to him the
+working of the financial Moratorium.
+
+So Mr Pamphlett, knowing there must be War, had clean forgotten the
+Ejectment Order, until Nicky-Nan inopportunely reminded him of it;
+and in his forgetfulness, being testy with overwork, had threatened
+execution on Monday--which would be the 3rd: August Bank Holiday, and
+a _dies non_.
+
+Somehow Nicky-Nan had forgotten this too. It did not occur to him
+until after he had supped on boiled potatoes with a touch of butter,
+pepper and salt, washed down with water, a drink he abhorred. When
+it occurred to him, he smote his thigh and was rewarded with a twinge
+of pain.
+
+He had all Sunday and all Monday in which to lay his plans before the
+final evacuation, if evacuation there must be. The enemy had
+miscalculated. He figured it out two or three times over, made sure
+he was right, and went to bed in his large gaunt bedroom with a sense
+of triumph.
+
+Between now and Tuesday a great many things might happen.
+
+A great many things were, in fact, happening. Among them, Europe--
+wire answering wire--was engaged in declaring general War.
+
+Nicky-Nan, stretched in the four-post bed which had been the Old
+Doctor's, recked nothing of this. But his leg gave him considerable
+pain that night, He slept soon, but ill, and awoke before midnight to
+the sound--as it seemed--of sobbing. Something was wrong with the
+Penhaligon's children? Yet no . . . the sound seemed to come rather
+from the chamber where Mr and Mrs Penhaligon slept. . . . It ceased,
+and he dropped off to sleep again.
+
+Oddly enough he awoke--not having given it a thought before--with a
+scare of War upon him.
+
+In his dream he had been retracing accurately and in detail a small
+scene of the previous morning, at the moment quite without
+significance for him. Limping back from his cliff-patch with a
+basket of potatoes in one hand and with the other using the shaft of
+his mattock (or "visgy" in Polpier language) for a walking-staff, as
+he passed the watch-house he had been vaguely surprised to find
+coastguardsman Varco on the look-out there with his glass, and
+halted.
+
+"Hallo, Bill Varco! Wasn't it you here yesterday? Or has my memory
+lost count 'pon the days o' the week?"
+
+"It's me, right enough," said Varco; "an' no one but Peter Hosken
+left with me, to take turn an' turn about. They've called the others
+up to Plymouth."
+
+"But why?" Nicky-Nan had asked: and the coastguardsman had responded:
+
+"You can put two an' two together, neighbour. Add 'em up as you
+please."
+
+The scene and the words, repeated through his dream, came back now
+very clearly to him.
+
+"But when a man's in pain and nervous," he told himself, "the least
+little thing bulks big in his mind." War? They couldn't really mean
+it. . . . That scare had come and had passed, almost a score of
+times. . . . Well, suppose it was War? . . . that again might be the
+saving of him. Folks mightn't be able to serve Ejectment Orders in
+time of War. . . . Besides, now he came to think of it, back in the
+week there had been some panic in the banks, and some talk of a law
+having been passed by which debts couldn't be recovered in a hurry.
+And, anyway, Mr Pamphlett had forgotten about Bank Holiday.
+There was no hurry before Tuesday . . .
+
+Nicky-Nan dropped off again into a sleep punctuated by twinges of
+pain.
+
+Towards dawn, as the pain eased, his slumber grew deeper and
+undisturbed. He was awakened by--What?
+
+At first it seemed to be the same sound of sobbing to which he had
+listened early in the night. Then, with a start, he knew it to be
+something quite different--an impatient knocking at the foot of his
+bed-chamber stairs.
+
+Nicky-Nan shuffled out of bed, opened his door, and peered down the
+stairway.
+
+"Who's there?" he challenged. "And what's your business? Hullo!"--
+catching sight of Bill Varco, coastguardsman, on the flat below--"the
+house afire? Or what brings you?"
+
+"The Reserves are called out," answered up Bill Varco. "You'll get
+your paper later. But the Chief Officer's here from Troy with a
+little fellow from the Customs there, and I be sent round with first
+news. I've two dozen yet to warn . . . In the King's name!
+An' there'll be a brake waiting by the bridge-end at ten-thirty.
+If War isn't declared, it mighty soon will be. Take notice!"
+
+Bill Varco disappeared, sharp on the word. Nicky-Nan paused a
+moment, hobbled back to bed and sat on the edge of it, steadying
+himself, yet half-awake.
+
+"It's some trick of Pamphlett's to get me out," he decided, and went
+downstairs cautiously.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+
+
+HOW THE MEN WENT.
+
+
+In the passage he found Mrs Penhaligon standing, alone, rigid as a
+statue. By her attitude she seemed to be listening. Yet she had
+either missed to hear or, hearing, had missed to understand Varco's
+call up the stairs. At Nicky-Nan's footstep she turned, with a face
+white and set.
+
+"Sam's got to go," she said. Her lips twitched.
+
+"Nonsense, woman! Some person's playin' a trick 'pon the town."
+
+"They start from the bridge at ten-thirty. There's no trick about
+it. Go an' see for yourself." She motioned with her hand.
+
+Nicky-Nan limped to the porch and peeked out (as they say at
+Polpier). Up the street the women stood clacking the news just as
+though it were a week-day and the boats had brought in a famous haul.
+Feminine gossip in Polpier is not conducted in groups, as the men
+conduct theirs on the Quay. By tradition each housewife takes post
+on her own threshold-slate, and knits while she talks with her
+neighbours to right and left and across the road; thus a bit of news,
+with comment and embellishment zigzags from door to door through the
+town like a postal delivery. To-day being Sunday, the women had no
+knitting; but it was observable that while Mrs Trebilcock, two doors
+away, led the chorus as usual, her hands moved as though plying
+imaginary needles: and so did the hands of Sarah Jane Johns over the
+way.
+
+Down by the bridge-end two men in uniform sat side by side on the low
+parapet, sorting out a small pile of blue papers. They were Mr
+Irons, the chief officer of Coastguard at Troy, and a young
+custom-house officer--a stranger to Nicky-Nan. The morning sunlight
+played on their brass buttons and cap-rims.
+
+Nicky-Nan withdrew his head hastily.
+
+"Where's Sam?" he asked.
+
+"Gone down to Billy Bosistow's to fetch his sea-boots."
+
+"I don't follow 'ee." Nicky-Nan rubbed his unshaven jaw with two
+fingers. "Is the world come to its end, then, that Billy Bosistow
+keeps open shop on a Sunday mornin'?"
+
+"'Tisn' like that at all. . . . You see, Sam's a far-seein' man, or
+I've tried to make him so. I reckon there's no man in Polpier'll
+turn out in a kit smellin' stronger of camphor, against the moth.
+Twice this week I've had it out an' brushed it, fingerin' (God help
+me) the clothes an' prayin' no shell to strike en, here or there.
+. . . Well, an' last autumn, bein' up to Plymouth, he bought an extry
+pair of sea-boots, Yarmouth-made, off some Stores on the Barbican,
+an' handed 'em over to Billy to pickle in some sort o' grease that's
+a secret of his own to make the leather supple an' keep it from
+perishin'. He've gone down to fetch 'em; an' there's no
+Sabbath-breakin' in a deed like that, when a man's country calls en."
+
+"'Tis terrible sudden, all this," said Nicky-Nan, ruminating.
+
+"'Tis worse than sudden. Here we be, with orders to clear out before
+Michaelmas: and how be I to do that, with my man away? Think of all
+the great lerrupin' furnicher to be shifted an' (what's harder)
+stowed in a pokey little cottage that wasn' none too big for Aun'
+Bunney when she lived. An' sixteen steps up to the door, with a turn
+in 'em! Do 'ee mind what a Dover-to-pay there was gettin' out the
+poor soul's coffin? An' then look at the size of my dresser. . . ."
+
+"I can't think why you turn out, for my part. Pamphlett's served me
+with notice to quit by to-morra. You don't catch me, though."
+
+"Why, Mr Nanjivell, you won't set yourself up to fly in the teeth of
+the law!"
+
+"Just you wait. . . . And Pamphlett doesn' know all the law that's in
+the land, neither, if he reckons to turn me out 'pon a Bank Holiday."
+
+Mrs Penhaligon stared. "Well, I s'wow! Bank Holiday to-morra, and
+I'd clean forgot it! . . . But, with the Lord's Sabbath standin' 'pon
+its head, 'tis excusable. The children, now--out an' runnin' the
+town in the Sunday clothes with never a thought o' breakfast; and how
+I'm to get their boots an' faces clean in time for Chapel, let alone
+washin'-up, I ask you!"
+
+"Well, I'll go upstairs an' get a shave," said Nicky-Nan.
+"_That_'ll feel like Sunday anyhow."
+
+"Poor lonely creatur'!" thought Mrs Penhaligon, who always pitied
+bachelors. On an impulse she said, "An' when you've done, Mr
+Nanjivell, there'll be fried eggs an' bacon, if you're not above
+acceptin' the compliment for once."
+
+
+When Nicky-Nan came downstairs again, clean-shaven and wearing his
+Sunday suit of threadbare sea-cloth, he found the Penhaligon children
+seated at the board, already plying their spoons in bowls of
+bread-and-milk. As a rule, like other healthy children, they ate
+first and talked afterwards. But to-day, with War in the air, they
+chattered, stirring the sop around and around. 'Beida's eyes were
+bright and her cheeks flushed.
+
+"War's a funny thing," she mused. "Where do _you_ feel it, Mother?"
+
+"Don't clacky so much, that's a darlin', but go on with your
+breakfast." But Mrs Penhaligon heaved a sigh that was answer enough.
+
+"Well, I wanted to know, because down by Quay-end I heard old Aun'
+Rundle say it made her feel like the bottom of her stomach was
+fallin' out. I suppose it takes people differ'nt as they get up in
+years."
+
+"I know azackly where I feel it!" announced 'Biades. "It's _here_."
+He set down his spoon and pointed a finger on the third button of his
+small waistcoat. "An' it keeps workin' up an' down an' makin' noises
+just like Billy Richard's key-bugle."
+
+"Then it's a mercy it ben't real," commented his brother.
+
+"'Biades is right, all the same." 'Beida regarded the child and
+nodded slowly. "It do feel very much like when you hear a band
+comin' up the street. It catches you--" She broke off and laid
+her open palm on her chest a little below the collar. "An' then it's
+creepin' up the back of your legs an' along your arms, an' up your
+backbone, right into the roots o' your hair. But the funniest thing
+of all is, the place looks so differ'nt--an' all the more because
+there's so little happenin' differ'nt. . . . I can't tell just what I
+mean," she owned candidly, turning to Nicky-Nan; "but it don't seem
+we be _here_ somehow, nor the houses don't seem real, somehow.
+'Tis as if your real inside was walkin' about somewhere else,
+listenin' to the band."
+
+"Nonsense your tellin'," 'Bert interrupted. "Father's put on his
+uniform. How can you make it that things ben't differ'nt, after
+that?"
+
+"An' _he_'s here!" 'Biades nodded, over his half-lifted spoon, at
+Nicky-Nan.
+
+"Oh!" said 'Bert, "that isn' because of the War. That's to say
+Good-bye, because he's turnin' out this week."
+
+"For goodness, children, eat up your meal, an' stop talkin'!"
+Mrs Penhaligon returned from the hearth to the table and set down a
+dish of eggs and sizzling bacon. "Wherever you pick up such notions!
+. . . You must excuse their manners, Mr Nanjivell."
+
+But Nicky-Nan was staring at young 'Bert from under fiercely bent
+eyebrows.
+
+"Who told you that I was turnin' out this week?" he demanded.
+
+"I heard Mr Pamphlett say it, day before yesterday. He was round
+with Squinny Gilbert--"
+
+"Fie now, your manners get worse and worse!" his mother reproved him.
+"Who be you, to talk of the builder-man without callin' him
+'Mister'?"
+
+"Well then, he was round with Mister Squinny Gilbert, lookin' over
+the back o' the house. I heard him say as you was done for, and
+would have to clear inside the next two or three days--"
+
+"He did--did he?" Nicky-Nan was arising in ungovernable rage; but
+Mrs Penhaligon coaxed him to sit down.
+
+"There now!" she said soothingly. "Take un' eat, Mr Nanjivell!
+The Good Lord bids us be like the lilies o' the field, and I can
+vouch the eggs to be new-laid. Sufficient for the day. . . .
+An' here 'tis the Sabbath, an' to-morrow Bank Holiday. Put the man
+out o' your thoughts, an' leave the Lord to provide."
+
+"If I had that man here--"
+
+Nicky-Nan was sharp set; indeed he had been hungry, more or less, for
+weeks. But now, with the eggs and bacon wooing his nostrils, his
+choler arose and choked him. He stared around the cleanly kitchen.
+"And on quarter-day, ma'am, 'twill be your turn. It beats me how you
+can take it so quiet."
+
+"I reckon," said Mrs Penhaligon simply, looking down on the dish of
+eggs (which maybe suggested the image to her)--"I reckon as the hen's
+home is wherever she can gather the chickens under her wings.
+Let's be thankful we're not like they poor folk abroad, to have our
+homes overrun by this War."
+
+"'War'?" Nicky-Nan recollected himself with an effort. "Seemin' to
+me you're all taken up with it. As though there weren't other things
+in this world--"
+
+"If only the Almighty'll send my Sam home safe an' well!"
+
+But at this point Mr Penhaligon entered the kitchen, with the
+sea-boots dangling from his hand. He wore his naval uniform--that of
+an A.B.; blue jumper and trousers, white cinglet edged with blue
+around his stout throat, loose black neck-cloth and lanyard white as
+driven snow. His manner was cheerful--even ostentatiously cheerful:
+but it was to be observed that his eyes avoided his wife's.
+
+"Hullo, naybour!" he shouted, perceiving Nicky-Nan. "Well, now, I
+count this real friendly of ye, to come an' give me the send-off."
+And indeed Nicky's presence seemed to be a sensible relief to him.
+"Haven't ate all the eggs, I hope? For I be hungry as a hunter.
+ . . . Well, so it's War for sure, and a man must go off to do his
+little bit; though how it happened--" In the act of helping
+himself he glanced merrily around the table. "Eh, 'Beida, my li'l
+gel, what be you starin' at so hard?"
+
+"Father looks fine, don't-a?" responded 'Beida, addressing the
+company.
+
+"What I want to know," said 'Bert, "is why he couldn' have married
+Mother years afore he did--an' then I'd have been a man an' able to
+work a gun."
+
+"Ho!" Mr Penhaligon brought his fist down on the table with huge
+enjoyment. "Hear that, my dear? Wants to know why we didn' marry
+years afore we did?" He turned to his wife, appealing to her to
+enjoy the joke, but hastily averted his eyes. "Well, now, I'll tell
+ye, sonny--if it's strictly atween you an' me an' the bedpost.
+I asked her half a dozen times: but she wouldn' have me. No: look at
+me she wouldn' till I'd pined away in flesh for her, same as you see
+me at present. . . . Eh, M'ria? What's your version?"
+
+Mrs Penhaligon burst into tears; and then, as her husband jumped up
+to console her, started to scold the children furiously for dawdling
+over breakfast, when goodness knew, with their clothes in such a
+state, how long it would take to get them ready for Chapel.
+
+The children understood and gulped down the rest of their breakfast
+hastily, while their mother turned to the fireplace and set the
+saucepan hissing again. Having finished this second fry, she tipped
+the cooked eggs on to the dish, and swept the youngsters off to be
+tittivated.
+
+Nicky-Nan and his host ate in a constrained silence. Nicky, though
+ravenous, behaved politely, and only accepted a fifth egg under
+strong pressure.
+
+"Curious caper, this o' Germany's," said Mr Penhaligon, by way of
+making conversation. "But our Navy's all right."
+
+"Sure," Nicky-Nan agreed.
+
+"I've been studyin' the papers, though--off an' on. The Kaiser's
+been layin' up for this, these years past: and by my reck'nin' 'tis
+goin' to be a long business. . . . I don't tell the Missus _that_,
+you'll understand? But I'd take it friendly if you kept an eye on
+'em, as a naybour. . . . O' course 'tis settled we must clear out
+from here."
+
+"I don't see it," said Nicky-Nan, pursing his lips.
+
+"Pamphlett's a strong man. What he wants he thinks he's bound to
+have--same as these Germans."
+
+"He won't, then: nor they neither."
+
+"Tis a pity about your leg, anyway," said Mr Penhaligon
+sympathetically, and stared about the room. "Life's a queer
+business," he went on after a pause, his eyes fixed on the old beam
+whence the key depended. "To think that I be eatin' the last meal in
+this old kitchen. An' yet so many have eaten meals here an' warmed
+theirselves in their time. Yet all departed afore us! . . .
+But anyway you'll be hereabouts: an' that'll be a cheerin' kind o'
+thought, o' lonely nights--that you'll be hereabouts, with your eye
+on 'em."
+
+He lit a pipe and, whilst puffing at it, pricked up his ears to the
+sound of wheels down the street. The brakes were arriving at the
+bridge-end. He suggested that--his own kit being ready--they should
+stroll down together for a look. Nicky-Nan did not dare to refuse.
+
+The young Custom-house Officer, as he caught sight of Penhaligon
+approaching in uniform, slipped down from the parapet of the bridge,
+and sorted out his summons from the pile of blue papers in his hand.
+
+"That's all right, my billy," Penhaligon assured him. "Don't want no
+summons, more'n word that His Majesty has a use for me."
+
+"Your allotment paper'll be made out when you get to St Martin's, or
+else aboard ship."
+
+"Right. A man takes orders in these days."
+
+"But go back and fetch your kit," advised the Chief Officer of
+Coastguard, who had strolled up. "The brake'll be arriving in ten
+minutes." He paid Nicky-Nan the attention of a glance--no more.
+
+While Penhaligon was away, kissing his wife and family and bidding
+them farewell (good man!) in tones unnaturally confident and
+robustious, the last brake rattled up to the bridge-end with a
+clatter. The whole town had assembled by this time, a group about
+each cheerful hero.
+
+It was a scene that those who witnessed it remembered through many
+trying days to come. They knew not at all why their country should
+be at war. Over the harbour lay the usual Sabbath calm: high on the
+edge of the uplands stood the outposts of the corn, yellowing to
+harvest: over all the assured God of their fathers reigned in the
+August heaven. Not a soul present had ever harboured one malevolent
+thought against a single German. Yet the thing had happened: and
+here, punctually summoned, the men were climbing on board the brakes,
+laughing, rallying their friends left behind--all going to slay
+Germans.
+
+The Custom-house Officer moved about from one brake to another,
+calling out names and distributing blue papers. "Nicholas
+Nanjivell!"
+
+There was a shout of laughter as Nicky-Nan put his best face upon it
+and limped forward. "Why, the man's no use. Look at his leg!"
+The young officer scanned Nicky, suspiciously at first.
+
+"Well, you'll have to take your paper anyway," said he--and Nicky
+took it. "You'd best see the doctor and get a certificate."
+
+The two officers climbed in at the tail of the hindmost brake, and
+the drivers waved their whips for a cheer, which was given. As the
+procession started, all on board waved their caps and broke out
+singing. They were Cornish-men and knew no music-hall songs--"It's a
+long way to Tipperary" or anything of the sort. Led by a fugleman in
+the first brake, they started--singing it in fine harmonies--
+
+ "He's the Lily--of the Valley,
+ O--my--soul!"
+
+So the first batch of men from Polpier were rattled through the
+street and away up the hill. The crowd lingered awhile and
+dispersed, gossiping, to Church or Chapel.
+
+Nicky-Nan, seated on the parapet of the bridge, unfolded the blue
+paper which the young officer had thrust into his hand. He was alone
+and could study it at leisure.
+
+It was headed by the Royal Arms, and it ran as follows:--
+
+ R.V. 53.
+ Actual Service Form.
+
+From To
+The Registrar of Naval Reserve, Royal Navy Reserve Man,
+Port of Troy. NICHOLAS NANJIVELL,
+ Polpier.
+
+NOTICE TO MEN OF ROYAL NAVAL RESERVE TO JOIN THE ROYAL NAVY.
+
+HIS MAJESTY THE KING having issued His Proclamation calling into
+Active Service, under the Act 22 & 23 Vict. c. 40, the ROYAL NAVAL
+RESERVE FORCE in which you are enrolled, you are required to report
+yourself at once in uniform and with your Certificate R.V. 2 at
+12 noon o'clock on August 2nd at the Custom House, St Martin's,
+Cornwall.
+
+You will be forthwith despatched to the Naval Depot and should bring
+with you any necessary articles.
+
+Should absence from home prevent your receiving this notice in time
+to attend at once or at the hour specified, you should on its receipt
+proceed forthwith to the Mercantile Marine Office named.
+
+Failure to report yourself without delay will render you liable to
+arrest as a Deserter.
+
+Note.--Reasonable expenses incurred in travelling from your home will
+be allowed.
+
+ By command,
+ Joshua Johns, Registrar.
+ Dated this Second day of August 1914.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+
+
+THE FIRST SERMON.
+
+
+Some ten minutes after the brakes had departed, Mrs Polsue and Miss
+Oliver, bound for divine service, encountered at the corner where
+Jolly Hill unites with Bridge Street, and continued their way
+together up the Valley road.
+
+"Good-morning! This is terrible news," said Miss Oliver, panting a
+little, for she had tripped down the hill in a great hurry.
+
+"I have been expecting it for a long while," responded Mrs Polsue
+darkly. Like some other folks in this world, she produced much of
+her total effect by suggesting that she had access to sources of
+information sealed to the run of mankind. She ever managed to convey
+the suggestion by phrases--and, still more cleverly, by silences--
+which left the evidence conveniently vague. To be sure, a
+great-uncle of hers had commanded in his time a Post-Office Packet
+plying between Falmouth and Surinam, and few secrets of the
+Government had been withheld from him: but he was now, as Mrs Polsue
+had to confess, "no more," and when you came to reflect on it (as you
+sometimes did after taking leave of her), the sort of knowledge she
+had been intimating could hardly have been telegraphed from another
+and better world. She had also a cousin in London, "in a large way
+of drapery business," who communicated to her--or was supposed to
+communicate--"what was wearing": an advantage which she used,
+however, less to refresh her own toilettes than to discourage her
+neighbours'. Moreover, there was a brother-in-law somewhere "in the
+Civil Service," to whom she made frequent allusion. But the
+knowledge she derived from him concerning State secrets or high
+politics could, at the best, but be far from recent, because as a
+fact the pair had not been on terms of intercourse by speech or
+letter since her husband's decease twelve years ago. (There had been
+some unpleasantness over the Will.)
+
+"I have been expecting it for a long while," asseverated Mrs Polsue.
+"Gracious! Why?"
+
+"You are panting. You are short of breath. You should be more
+careful of yourself than to come hurrying down the hill at such a
+rate, at your time of life," said Mrs Polsue. "It reddens the face,
+too: which is a consideration if you insist on wearing that bit of
+crimson in your hat. The two shades don't go together."
+
+"It is not crimson. It is cherry," said Miss Oliver.
+
+"Which, dear?"
+
+"The ribbon, Mary-Martha. You should wear glasses. . . . But I
+started late," Miss Oliver confessed. "I didn't like to show myself
+walking to Chapel, and so many of the men-folk passing in the
+opposite direction. It seemed so _marked_." She might have
+confessed further (but did not) that she had waited, peeping over her
+blind, to see the brakes go by. "But _you_ were late too," she
+added.
+
+"If you will use your reason, Cherry Oliver, it might tell you that I
+couldn't get past the crowd on the bridge, and was _forced_ to wait."
+
+"Dear me, now! Was it so thick as all that? . . . You know, I can't
+see the bridge from my back window--only a bit of the Old Doctor's
+house past the corner of Climoe's: and I shan't see the bridge even
+when the old house comes down. But I called in builder Gilbert last
+Monday on pretence that the back launder wanted repairing; and when
+he'd examined it and found it all right, I asked him how pulling down
+that house would affect the view: and he said that in his opinion it
+would open up a bit of the street just in front of the Bank, so that
+I shall be able to see all the customers going in and out."
+
+This was news to Mrs Polsue, and it did not please her at all.
+Her own bow-window enfiladed the Bank entrance (as well as that of
+the Three Pilchards by the Quay-head), and so gave her a marked
+advantage over her friend. To speak in military phrase, her
+conjectures upon other folks' business were fed by a double line of
+communication.
+
+"Well, my dear, you won't pry on _me_ going in and out there," she
+answered tartly, with a sniff. "Whenever I wish to withdraw some of
+my balance, to invest it, I send for Mr Pamphlett, and he calls on me
+and advises--I am bound to say--always most politely."
+
+But here Miss Oliver put in her shot. (And Mrs Polsue indeed should
+have been warier: for the pair were tried combatants. But a tendency
+to lose her temper, and, losing it, to speak in haste, was ever her
+fatal weakness.)
+
+"Why; of course, . . . and _that_ accounts for it," Miss Oliver
+murmured.
+
+ "Accounts for what?"
+
+"Oh, nothing. . . . There was a visitor here last summer--I forget
+her name, but she used to go about making water-colours in a mushroom
+hat you might have bought for sixpence--quite a simple good creature:
+and one day, drinking tea at the Minister's, she raised quite a laugh
+by being so much concerned over your health. She said she'd seen the
+doctor calling at your house almost every day with a little black
+bag, and made sure there must have been an operation. She mistook Mr
+Pamphlett for the doctor, if you ever heard tell of such
+simple-mindedness."
+
+"WHAT?"
+
+"And the awkward part of it was," Miss Oliver continued in a musing
+voice, searching her memory--"the awkward part was, poor Mrs
+Pamphlett's being present."
+
+"And you never told me, Cherry Oliver, until this moment!" exclaimed
+the widow.
+
+"One doesn't go about repeating every little trifle. . . . And, for
+that matter, Mrs Pamphlett was just as much amused as everybody else.
+'Well, the bare idea!' she cried out. 'I must speak to Pamphlett
+about this! And Mary-Martha Polsue, of all women!' These were her
+very words. But of course one had to say _something_ to explain to
+the other innocent woman and stop her running on. So I told who you
+were; and that, as everybody knew, you were a well-to-do woman, and
+no doubt would feel a desire to consult your banker oftener than the
+most of us."
+
+"If you had money of your own, Cherry Oliver, you'd know how vulgar
+it feels to have the thing paraded like that."
+
+"But I haven't," said Miss Oliver cheerfully. "And, anyway, you
+weren't there, and I did my best for you. . . . Well, now, I'm glad
+sure enough to know _from you_ that 'tis vulgar to make much of your
+wealth, and I'll remember it against the time my ship comes home.
+ . . . Somebody did explain--now I come to think of it--that maybe
+you'd be all the more dependent on Pamphlett's advice, seein' that
+you hadn't been used to handle money before you were married, and it
+all came from your husband." ("There! And I don't think she'll
+mention my cherry ribbon again in a hurry," thought Miss Oliver.)
+
+After a moment's silence Mrs Polsue rallied. "I was saying that this
+War didn't surprise me. The wonder to me is, the Almighty's wrath
+hasn't descended on this nation long before. He must be more patient
+than you or me, Charity Oliver; or else more blind, which isn't to be
+supposed. Take Polpier, now. The tittle-tattle that goes about, as
+you've just been admitting; and the drinking habits amongst the men--
+I saw Zeb Mennear come out his doorway, not fifteen minutes since,
+wiping his mouth with the back of his sleeve; and him just about to
+board the brake and go off to be shot by the Germans!"
+
+"Maybe 'twas after kissin' his wife good-bye," Miss Oliver suggested.
+"_I_ should!"
+
+"There's no accounting for tastes, as you say. . . . But I've had
+good reason to know for some time that they order a supply into the
+house and drink when nobody is looking. I've seen the boy from the
+Pilchards deliver a bottle there almost every Saturday. . . . So, the
+publics being closed this morning, he can't help himself but go off
+with (I dare say) a noggin of Plymouth gin for a stiffener; and
+might, for all we know, be called to the presence of his Maker with
+it still inside him."
+
+"What hurries me," confessed Miss Oliver, "is the Government's being
+so inconsistent. It closes the public-houses on a six-days' licence
+and then goes and declares War on the very day the magistrates have
+taken the trouble to hallow." She shook her head. "I may be
+mistaken--Heaven send that I am!--but I can't see on any Christian
+principles how a nation can look to prosper that declares war on a
+Sabbath. If it's been coming this long while; as everybody seems to
+say now; why couldn't we have waited until the clocks had finished
+striking twelve to-night--or else done it yesterday, if there was all
+that hurry?"
+
+"The Battle of Waterloo was fought on a Sunday," Mrs Polsue put in.
+"I've often heard my great uncle Robert mention it as a remarkable
+fact."
+
+"Then you may be sure the French began it, with their Continental
+ideas of Sunday observance. I suppose we mustn't speak ill of the
+French, now that we're allies with them. But I couldn't, when I
+heard the news, help fearing that our King and his Cabinet had been
+led away by them in this matter: and once you begin tampering with
+the Lord's Day--" Miss Oliver shivered. "We shall have the shops
+open next, I shouldn't wonder."
+
+"You are right about the Battle of Waterloo," said Mrs Polsue.
+"My great-uncle Robert was always positive that the French began it.
+He had that on the best authority. The Duke of Wellington, he said,
+had no choice but to resist: and it must have gone all the more
+against the grain because he was distantly connected with John
+Wesley, only for some reason or another they spelt their names
+differently. My great-uncle, in the room that he called his study,
+had two engravings, one on each side of the chimney-piece. One was
+John Wesley, when quite a child, being rescued from a burning house,
+with his father right in the foreground giving thanks to God in the
+old-fashioned knee-breeches that were then worn. The other
+represented the Duke of Wellington in a similar frame on his famous
+charger Copenhagen and in the act of saying in his racy way,
+'Up, Guards, and at 'em!' My great-uncle would often point to these
+two pictures and spell out the names for us as children,
+'W-e-s-l-e-y' and 'W-e-l-l-e-s-l-e-y,' he would say.
+'What different destinies the Almighty can spell into the same word
+by sticking a few letters in the middle!'"
+
+"It's to be wished we had more men of that stamp in these days,"
+sighed Miss Oliver. "I should feel safer."
+
+"I hear Lord Kitchener well spoken of," said her friend guardedly.
+"But I think we go too fast, my dear. It does not follow, because
+the Reserves are called up, that War is actually declared. It is
+sometimes done by way of precaution--though God forbid I should say a
+word in defence of a Government which taxes us for being patriotic
+enough to keep domestic servants. That doesn't, of course, apply to
+_you_, my dear; still--"
+
+"It only makes matters worse," Miss Oliver declared hastily.
+"If they haven't declared War yet, there's the less hurry to
+gallivant these Reservists about in brakes when to-morrow's a Bank
+Holiday. And, as for patriotism, if I choose to fall downstairs
+taking up my own coals, surely I'm as patriotic as if I employed
+another person to do it: though for some reason best known to itself
+the Law doesn't compensate _me_."
+
+"There's something in what you say," agreed Mrs Polsue, a little
+mollified, having caused her friend to rankle. "And the Law--or the
+Government, or whatever you choose to call it--could afford the
+money, too, if 'twould look sharper after compensating _itself_.
+ . . . A perfectly scandalous sight I witnessed just now, by the
+bridge. There was that Nicholas Nanjivell called up to take his
+marching-orders, and--well, you know how the man has been limping
+these months past. The thing was so ridic'lous, the other men
+shouted with laughter; and prettily annoyed the Customs Officer, for
+he went the colour of a turkey-cock. ''Tis your own fault,' I had a
+mind to tell him, 'for not having looked after your business.'
+Pounds and pounds of public money that Nanjivell must have drawn
+first and last for Reservist's pay, and nobody takin' the trouble to
+report on him."
+
+"I suppose," said Miss Oliver, "the man really _is_ lame, and not
+shamming?"
+
+"The Lord knows, my dear. 'Twas _somebody's_ business to have a look
+at the man's leg, and not mine nor yours, I hope. . . . Put it now
+that the case had been properly reported and a doctor sent to see the
+man. If he's shamming--and unlikelier things have happened, now you
+mention it--the doctor finds him out. If the man's sick, and 'tis
+incurable, well, so much the worse for him: but anyway Government
+stops paying for a fighting man that can't fight--for that is what it
+amounts to."
+
+"You can't make it less," Miss Oliver agreed. "But doctors are
+terribly skilful nowadays with the knife," went on Mrs Polsue.
+"Very likely this growth, or whatever it is, might have been removed
+months ago."
+
+"He ought to be made to undergo an operation."
+
+"And then, most like, he'd have gone off with the others to be fed at
+the country's expense and no housekeeping to worry him, instead of
+giving Mr Pamphlett trouble. For he has been giving Mr Pamphlett
+trouble. Three times this past week I've seen him call at the Bank,
+and if you tell me 'twas to put money on deposit--"
+
+"If builder Gilbert is right," put in Miss Oliver with a sigh of
+envy, "I shall be able to see the Bank as well as you, when that
+house comes down: and I shan't want to use spectacles neither."
+She cut in with this stroke as the pair joined the small throng of
+worshippers entering the Chapel porch. Also she took care to speak
+the last seven words (as Queen Elizabeth danced) "high and
+disposedly," giving her friend no time for a _riposte_.
+
+
+The Minister, Mr Hambly, gave his congregation a very short service
+that morning. He opened with three sentences from the Book of Common
+Prayer: "Rend your heart, and not your garments. . . . Enter not into
+judgement with thy servant, O Lord. . . . If we say that we have no
+sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us."
+
+Then, after a little pause, he gave out the hymn that begins "On
+earth we now lament to see." . . . It had not been sung within those
+walls in the oldest folks' remembrance--nay, since the Chapel had
+been built; and many were surprised to find it in the book. But at
+the second verse they picked up the tune and sang it with a will:--
+
+ "As 'listed on Abaddon's side,
+ They mangle their own flesh and slay,
+ Tophet is moved and opens wide
+ Its mouth for its enormous prey;
+ And myriads sink beneath the grave
+ And plunge into the flaming wave."
+
+ "O might the universal Friend
+ This havoc of his creatures see!" . . .
+
+They sang it lustily to the end. With a gesture of the hand Mr
+Hambly bade all to kneel, opened the Book of Common Prayer again, and
+instead of "putting up" an _extempore_ prayer, recited that old one
+prescribed for use "_In the Time of War and Tumults_":--
+
+ "O Almighty God, King of all kings, and Governour of all things,
+ whose power no creature is able to resist, . . . Save and
+ deliver us, we humbly beseech thee, from the hands of our
+ enemies; abate their pride, asswage their malice, and confound
+ their devices; that we, being armed with thy defence, may be
+ preserved evermore from all perils, to glorify thee, who art
+ the only giver of all victory;" . . .
+
+The voice, though creaking in tone and uttering borrowed words,
+impressed many among its audience with its accent of personal
+sincerity. Mrs Polsue knelt and listened with a gathering choler.
+This Hambly had no unction. He could never improve an occasion: the
+more opportunity it gave the more helplessly he fell back upon old
+formulae composed by Anglicans long ago. She had often enough
+resented the Minister's dependence on these out-of-date phrases,
+written (as like as not) by men in secret sympathy with the Mass.
+
+Mr Hambly arose from his knees, opened the Book, and said: "The
+portion of Scripture I have chosen for this morning is taken from
+Paul's Letter to the Ephesians, vi. 10:--"
+
+ 'My brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his
+ might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to
+ stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not
+ against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against
+ powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world,
+ against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take
+ unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to
+ withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.'
+
+He paused here, and for a moment seemed about to continue his
+reading; but, as if on a sudden compulsion, closed the book, and went
+on:
+
+"My Brethren,--choose any of those words. They shall be my text;
+they and those I read to you just now: 'If we say that we have no
+sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.'
+
+"In entering upon this War we may easily tell ourselves that we have
+no sin: for in fact not a man or a woman in this congregation--so far
+as I know--harbours, or has harboured a single thought of evil
+disposition against the people who, from to-morrow, are to be our
+enemies, in whose distress we shall have to exult. In a few days
+this will seem very strange to you; but it is a fact.
+
+"So it might plausibly be said that not we, but our Government, make
+this war upon a people with whom you and I have no quarrel.
+
+"But that will not do; for in a nation ruled as ours is, no Ministry
+can make war unless having the people behind it. That is certain.
+The whole people--not only of Great Britain, but of Ireland too--
+seems to be silently aware that a War has been fastened upon it, not
+to be shirked or avoided, and is arming; but still without hate.
+So far as, in this little corner of the world, I can read your
+hearts, they answer to my own in this--that they have harboured no
+hate against Germany, and indeed, even now, can hardly teach
+themselves to hate.
+
+"None the less, the German Emperor protests, calling on God for
+witness, that the sword has been thrust into his hand: and, if he
+honestly believes this, there must be some great confusion of mind in
+this business. One party or the other must be walking under some
+terrible hallucination.
+
+"The aged Austrian Emperor calls on _his_ God to justify him.
+So does the German; while we in turn call on _our_ God to justify
+_us_.
+
+"Now, there cannot be two Gods--two real Gods--president over the
+actions of men. That were unthinkable. Of two claimants to that
+sceptre, one must be a pretender, an Anti-Christ.
+
+"Therefore our first duty in this dreadful business is to clear our
+minds, to make sure that ours is truly the right God. Let us not
+trouble--for it is too late--about any German's mind. Our business
+is to clear our own vision.
+
+"I confess to you that, however we clear it, I anticipate that what
+we see in the end is likely to be damaging to what I will call
+'official' Christianity. However you put it, the Churches of Europe
+(established or free) have been allowing at least one _simulacrum_ of
+Christ to walk the earth, claiming holiness while devising evil.
+However you put it, the slaughter of man by man is horrible, and--
+more than that--our Churches exist to prevent it, by persuasion
+teaching peace on earth, good-will towards men.
+
+"Disquieted, unable to sleep for this thought, I arose and dressed
+early this morning, and sat for a while on the wall opposite, gazing
+at this homely house of God across the roadway. It looked strange
+and unreal to me, there in the dawn; and (for Heaven knows I can
+never afford to slight the place it holds in my affection) I even
+dared in my fondness to reckon it with great and famous temples such
+as in our Westminster, in Paris, in Rheims--aye, and in Cologne--men
+have reared to the glory of God. I asked myself if these, too,
+looked impertinent as this day's sun took their towers, dawning so
+eventfully over Europe; if these, too, suffered in men's minds such a
+loss of significance by comparison with the eternal hills and the
+river that rushed at my feet refreshing this valley as night-long,
+day-long, it has run refreshing and sung unheeded for thousands upon
+thousands of years.
+
+"Then it seemed to me, as the day cleared, that whatever of
+impertinence showed in this building was due to _us_--and to me, more
+than any--who in these few years past have believed ourselves to be
+working for good, when all the while we have never cleared our vision
+to see things in their right proportions.
+
+"We are probably willing to accept this curse of War as a visitation
+on our sins. But for _what_ sins? O, beware of taking the
+prohibitions of the Decalogue in a lump, its named sins as
+_equivalent!_ In every one of you must live an inward witness that
+these sins do not rank equally in God's eye; that to murder, for
+instance, is wickeder than to misuse the Lord's name in a hasty oath;
+that to bear false witness against a neighbour is tenfold worse than
+to break the Sabbath. Yet we for ever in our Churches put these out
+of their right order; count ourselves righteous if we slander our
+neighbour, so it be on the way to worship; and in petty cruelties
+practice the lust of murder, interrupting it to shudder at a profane
+oath uttered by some good fellow outside in the street. To love God
+and your neighbour, summed up, for Christ, all the Law and the
+Prophets: and his love was for the harlot and the publican, as his
+worst word always for the self-deceiver who thanked God that he was
+not as other men.
+
+"I verily believe that in this struggle we war with principalities
+and powers, with the rulers of darkness in this world, with spiritual
+wickedness in high places. But make no mistake: the men who are
+actually going out from England to brave the first brunt for us are
+men whom _we_ have not taught to die like heroes, who have little
+interest in Church or Chapel or their differences, who view sins in
+an altogether different perspective from ours; whom we enlisted to do
+this work because they were hungry and at the moment saw no better
+job in prospect: whom we have taught to despise us while they protect
+us.
+
+"The sins of our enemy are evident. But if _We_ say we have no sin,
+we shall deceive ourselves and the truth will not be in us."
+
+
+"Did you ever hear a feebler or a more idiotic sermon?" demanded Mrs
+Polsue of Miss Oliver on their way home down the valley.
+
+"If ever a man had his chance to improve an occasion--"
+
+"Tut! I say nothing of his incapacity. There are some men that
+can't rise even when 'tis a question of all Europe at war. But did
+you hear the light he made, or tried to make, of Sabbath-breaking?"
+
+"I didn't hear all that," Miss Oliver confessed: "or not to notice.
+It seemed so funny his getting up at that hour and dangling his legs
+on a wall."
+
+"We will press to have a married man planned to us next time," said
+Mrs Polsue. "A wife wouldn't allow it."
+
+"Do you suppose he _smoked?_" asked Miss Oliver.
+
+"I shouldn't wonder. . . . He certainly does it at home, for I took
+the trouble to smell his window-curtains; and at an hour like that,
+with nobody about--"
+
+"There's an All-seeing Eye, however early you choose to dangle your
+legs," said Miss Oliver.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+
+
+THE ANONYMOUS LETTER.
+
+
+Just about seven o'clock next morning Nicky-Nan, who had breakfasted
+early and taken post early in the porchway to watch against any
+possible _ruse_ of the foe--for, Bank Holiday or no Bank Holiday, he
+was taking no risks--spied Lippity-Libby the postman coming over the
+bridge towards him with his dot-and-go-one gait.
+
+Lippity-Libby, drawing near, held out a letter in his hand and
+flourished it.
+
+"Now don't excite yourself," he warned Nicky-Nan. "When first I seed
+your name 'pon the address I said to myself 'What a good job if that
+poor fella's luck should be here at last, and this a fortun' arrived
+from his rich relatives in Canada!' That's the very words I said to
+myself."
+
+"As it happens, I han't got no rich relatives, neither here nor in
+Canada," answered Nicky-Nan. "Is that letter for me? Or are you
+playin' me some trick?"
+
+"A man of your descent," said Lippity-Libby, "can't help havin'
+relatives in great quantities dispersed about the world. I've
+figured it out, and the sum works like that old 'un we used to do on
+our slates about a horse-shoe. Your great-grandfather married your
+great-grandmother, and that set the ball rollin'--to go no farther
+back than the head will carry. Six sons an' daughters they had, for
+the sake of argyment, and each married and had six again.
+Why, damme, by that time there's not a quarter in Europe where a rich
+chap deceased mayn't be croppin' up and leavin' you his money, for no
+better reason than that you're a Nanjivell. That always seemed to me
+one of the advantages of good birth. For my part," the postman
+continued, "my father and mother never spoke of such matters, though
+she was a Collins and married in Lanteglos parish, where I daresay
+the whole pedigary could be looked up, if one wasn't a postman and
+could spare the time. But in the long evenings since my poor wife's
+death I often find time to think of you, Mr Nanjivell; bein' both of
+us lame of the right leg as it happens. Hows'ever 'tisn' no news o'
+riches for 'ee to-day, sorry as I be to say it: for the postmark's
+'Polpier.'"
+
+He tendered the letter. Nicky-Nan stretched out a hand, but drew it
+back on a sudden suspicion.
+
+"No," he said. "You may take an' keep it. 'Tis a trick, I doubt."
+
+"You can't mean that, surely?" Lippity-Libby eyed the letter almost
+greedily, holding it between finger and thumb. "Of course, if I
+thought you meant it--I don't remember gettin' more 'n three letters
+in all my life; that's if you don't count the trade they send me at
+election times, tellin' me where to put my cross. Three letters all
+told, and one o' they was after my poor Sarah died, threatenin' me
+about the rates, that had slipped out o' my head, she bein' in the
+habit of payin' them when alive. The amount o' fault she'd find in
+'em, too, an' the pleasure she'd take in it, you'd never believe.
+I've often thought how funny she must be feelin' it up there--the
+good soul--with everything of the best in lighting an' water, an' no
+rates at all--or that's how _I_ read the last chapter o' Revelations.
+. . . Yes, only three letters of my own, that have handed so many to
+other people, with births, marriages, an' deaths, shipwrecks an'
+legacies an' lovin' letters from every port in the world.
+Telegrams too--I'd dearly like to get a telegram of my own. . . .
+But Government be a terrible stickler. You may call it red tape, if
+you will: but if Mrs Pengelly caught me holdin' back any person's
+letter, even though I knowed it held trouble for 'en, she'd be bound
+to report me, poor soul, an' then like enough I'd lose place an'
+livelihood. So I thank 'ee, naybour, for bein' so forward to give me
+a bit o' pleasure; but 'twon't do--no, by the Powers Above it won't."
+He shook his head sadly. Then of a sudden his eye brightened.
+"I tell 'ee what, though. There's no rule of His Majesty's Service
+why I shouldn' stand by while you reads it aloud."
+
+"No, no," said Nicky-Nan hastily. "Here, hold hard a moment--Is it
+in Pamphlett's hand-writin' by any chance?"
+
+The question wounded Lippity-Libby's feelings, and he showed it.
+"As if I shouldn' ha' told you!" he protested, gently reproachful.
+
+"Nor his clerk's?"
+
+"What, Hendy?--Hendy makes all his long letters straight up an' down,
+while these be made with loops. The writin's sloped backwards too,
+with a rake on it, same as was fash'nable on some o' the tea-clippers
+in my young days, but now 'tis seldom carried 'nless by a few
+steam-yachts."
+
+"Well, hand me over the thing--I'll risk it," said Nicky-Nan.
+
+He took the missive and glanced at the address--"Mr N. Nanjivell,
+_Naval Reservist_, Polpier R.S.O., Cornwall." The words "_Naval
+Reservist_" underlined gave him a tremor. But it was too late to
+draw back. He broke open the envelope, drew forth the letter,
+unfolded it, and ran his eye hurriedly overleaf, seeking the
+signature.
+
+"Why, 'tisn' signed!"
+
+"Not signed?" echoed Lippity-Libby. "That's as much as to say
+'nonymous." Suddenly he slapped his thigh. "There now! O' course--
+why, what a forgetful head is mine! And simme I knew that hand, too,
+all the while."
+
+"Eh?"
+
+"Yes, to be sure--'tis the same that, up to two years ago, used to
+write an' send all the 'nonymous letters in Polpier. The old woman
+an' I, we tracked it down to one of two, an' both females. It lay
+between 'em, and I was for old Ann' Bunney--she bein' well known for
+a witch. But now that can't be, for the woman's gone to Satan these
+three months. . . . An' my missus gone too--poor tender heart--an'
+lookin' down on me, that was rash enough to bet her sixpence on it,
+an' now no means to pay up."
+
+"Who was the other?" demanded Nicky-Nan, frowning over the letter,
+his face flushing as he frowned.
+
+"You're goin' to read it to me, ben't you?"
+
+"Damned if I do," answered Nicky-Nan curtly. "But I'd like to know
+who wrote it."
+
+"It don't stand with Government reggilations, as _I_ read 'em," said
+Lippity-Libby, "for a postman to be tellin' who wrote every 'nonymous
+letter he carries. . . . Well, I be wastin' time; but if you'll take
+my advice, Mr Nanjivell, and it isn' too late, you'll marry a woman.
+She'll probably increase your comfort, and--I don't care who she is--
+she'll work out another woman that writes 'nonymous. Like a stoat in
+a burrow she will, specially if she happens to take in washin' same
+as my lost Sarah did. She was shown a 'nonymous letter with 'Only
+charitable to warn' in it. Dang me, if she didn' go straight an'
+turn up a complaint about 'One chemise torn in wash,' an' showed me
+how, though sloped different ways, the letters were alike, twiddles
+an' all, to the very daps. I wouldn' believe it at the time, the
+party bein' a female in good position. But my wife was certain of
+it, an' all the more because she never allowed to her last breath
+that the woman's shimmy had been torn at all. Well, so long!"
+
+
+Nicky-Nan carried the letter indoors to his small, dark sitting-room,
+and there spelled it through painfully, holding the paper close up to
+the window-pane. It ran:--
+
+ Sunday, 2/8/14.
+ Mr N. Nanjivell.
+
+ Sir,--As an inhabitant of Polpier, born in the town and anxious
+ for its good name, besides being a ratepayer and one that pays
+ taxes to His Majesty, I was naterally concerned to-day at your
+ not taking your place along with the other men that went off to
+ fight for their country. I am given to understand that you were
+ served with a paper, same as the rest, and the Customs Officer
+ was put out by your not going. I don't wonder at it. Such want
+ of pluck.
+
+ Its no good your saying you are not Abel. If you are Abel to be
+ a Reservist and _draw pay_, you are Abel to Fight thats how I
+ look at it. I would let you to know the Public doesnt pay money
+ for gamey legs that go about taking all they can get until the
+ Pinch comes.
+
+ Theres a good many things want looking into in Polpier, It has
+ reached me that until the present sistem came in and put a stop
+ to it you drew pay for years for drills that you never atended.
+
+ This is a time when as Lord Nelson said England expects every
+ Man to Do his Duty. I think so bad of your case that I am
+ writing by same post to the Custom House at Troy about it.
+ So I warn you as
+ A Well-Wisher.
+
+
+Nicky-Nan read this amiable missive through, and re-read it almost to
+the end before realising the menace of it. At the first perusal his
+mind was engaged with the mechanical task of deciphering the script
+and with speculating on its authorship. . . . He came to the end with
+no full grasp of the purport.
+
+His wits were dulled, too, being preoccupied--in spite of
+Lippity-Libby--with suspicions of Mr Pamphlett. He recognised the
+hand of an enemy; and though conscious of possessing few friends in
+the world (none, maybe--he did not care how many or how few, anyway),
+he was aware of one only enemy--Pamphlett. He held this tenement
+which Pamphlett openly coveted: but what besides had he that any one
+could envy? Who else could wish him worse off than he was?
+His broken past, his present poverty and daily mental anguish, his
+future sans hope--any one who wanted these might take 'em and
+welcome!
+
+But when, on the second reading, he reached the last paragraph but
+one, his heart stood still for a moment as if under a sudden stab.
+
+Yes, . . . in the man or woman who had written this letter he had an
+enemy who indeed wished him worse off than he was, and not only worse
+but much worse; who would take from him not only the roof over his
+head, but even the dreadful refuge of the Workhouse; who would hunt
+him down even into jail. That talk about his not going to the War
+was all nonsense. How could all the Coastguard or Custom-house
+Officers in Christendom force a man to go to the War with a growth
+under his thigh as big as your fist? Damn the War!--he'd scarcely
+given a thought to it (being so worried with other matters) until
+last night. He hadn't a notion, at this moment, what it was all
+about. But anyhow that stuff about "want of pluck" was silly
+nonsense,--almost too silly to vex a man. He would have gone fast
+enough had he been able. In truth, Nicky-Nan's conscience had no
+nerve to be stung by imputations of cowardliness. He had never
+thought of himself as a plucky man--it wasn't worth while, and, for
+that matter, _he_ wasn't worth while. He had, without considering
+it, always found himself able to take risks alongside of the other
+fellows. Moreover, what did he amount to, with his destinies, hopes,
+and belongings all told, to be chary of losing them or himself?
+
+But it was a fact, as the letter hinted, that some years ago, and for
+two successive seasons, the Reservists' training happening to fall at
+a time when fish was plentiful and all hands making money, he, with
+one or two other men, had conspired with a knavish Chief Officer of
+Coastguard to put a fraudulent trick on the Government. It was the
+Chief Officer who actually played the trick, entering them up as
+having served a course which they had never attended, and he had kept
+their training pay as his price. What his less guilty conspirators
+gained was the retention of their names on the strength, to qualify
+them in due time for their pensions.
+
+This and other abuses of the old system had been abolished when the
+Admiralty decided that every reservist must put in his annual spell
+of training at sea. The trick at the time had lain heavily upon
+Nicky-Nan's conscience: but with time he had forgotten it. Since the
+new order came into force, he had fulfilled his obligations regularly
+enough--until the year before last, by which time his leg really
+disabled him. It had fortuned, however, that one afternoon on the
+Quay, loafing around less on the chance of a job (for odd jobs are
+scarce at Polpier) than to wile away time, he had encountered Dr
+Mant, the easy-going practitioner from St Martin's. Dr Mant
+fancying an excursion after the mackerel, at that time swarming close
+inshore, Nicky-Nan had rowed him out and back along the coast to St
+Martin's. The bargain struck for half-a-crown, the doctor sent his
+trap back by road.
+
+Some way out at sea he inquired, "Hullo! what's wrong with that right
+knee of yours?"
+
+"Ricked it," answered Nicky-Nan mendaciously, and added, "I was
+thinkin' to consult you, sir. I be due for trainin' with the Reserve
+in a fortni't's time."
+
+"Want a certificate? Here, let me have a feel what's wrong."
+The Doctor interrupted his whiffing for a moment to reach forward and
+feel Nicky's knee professionally, outside the thick sea-cloth
+trousers. "Hurts, does it? You've a nasty swelling there, my man."
+
+"It hurts a bit, sir, and no mistake. If I could only have a
+certificate now--"
+
+"All right; I'll give you one," said the Doctor, and turned his
+attention again to the mackerel.
+
+Before stepping ashore at St Martin's, he pulled out a fountain-pen
+and scribbled the certificate on a leaf torn from his note-book.
+Having with this and one shilling compounded for his trip, he said as
+he traced up his catch--
+
+"There, stick that in an envelope and post it. You're clearly not
+fit for service afloat till that swelling goes down."
+
+Nicky-Nan duly posted the certificate, which Dr Mant had
+characteristically forgotten to date. After a week it came back with
+an official note drawing Nicky's attention to this, and requesting
+that the date should be inserted.
+
+"Red tape," said Nicky. He borrowed a pen from Mrs Penhaligon, and
+wrote the date quite accurately at the foot of the document.
+
+Then, for some reason or other, his conscience smote him. He put off
+posting the letter; and at this point again fortune helped him.
+Word came to him by a chance wind that the staff of the Coastguard
+had been shifted, over at Troy. Also (though he never discovered
+this) the Chief Officer of Customs, after returning the certificate,
+had left for his summer holiday.
+
+So Nicky-Nan kept it in his pocket; and nothing happened.
+
+The next year--so easy is the slope of Avernus--Nicky-Nan, who had
+felt many qualms over filling in a date which (though accurate)
+should by rights have been filled in by the Doctor, felt none at all
+in adding a slight twiddle of the pen which changed "1912" into
+"1913"; by which he escaped again, and again went undetected.
+
+It had all been contrived so easily, and had succeeded so easily!
+Everything said and done, his leg was worse. Any doctor alive, if
+brought in, would bear witness that it incapacitated him.
+
+Also any man, who looks ahead, will fight for the pension which alone
+stands between him and the workhouse.
+
+With such arguments Nicky-Nan had salved his conscience; and his
+conscience had slept under them.
+
+Now in a moment, with eyes fixed on the fatal handwriting, he saw
+every bandage of false pretence, all his unguents of conscience,
+stripped away, laying his guilt bare to the world.
+
+An enemy was on his track--one who knew and could call up fatal
+evidence.
+
+The light in the window-pane had been growing darker for some
+minutes. The morning had broken squally, with intervals of sunshine.
+A fierce gust came howling up the little river between its leaning
+houses and broke in rain upon the bottle-glass quarrels of the
+window.
+
+Nicky-Nan started, as though it were a hand arresting him.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+
+
+TREASURE TROVE.
+
+
+The rain--the last, for many weeks, to visit Polpier--cleared up soon
+after midday. At one o'clock or thereabouts Nicky-Nan, having dined
+on a stale crust and a slice of bacon, and recovered somewhat from
+his first alarm (as even so frugal a meal will put courage into a
+man), ventured to the porch again for a look at the weather.
+The weather and the set of the wind always come first in a Polpier
+man's interest. They form the staple of conversation on the
+Quay-side. Fish ranks next: after fish, religion: after religion,
+clack about boats and persons; and so we come down to politics, peace
+and war, the manner of getting to foreign ports and the kind of
+people one finds in them.
+
+Nicky-Nan could read very few signs of the weather from his dark
+little parlour. The gully of the river deflected all true winds, and
+the overhanging houses closed in all but a narrow strip of sky,
+prolonged study of which was apt to induce a crick in the neck.
+To be sure, certain winds could be recognised by their voices: a
+southerly one of any consequence announced itself by a curious
+droning note which, if it westered a little, rose to a sharp whistle
+and, in anything above half-a-gale, to a scream. But to _see_ what
+the weather was like, you must go to the front porch.
+
+Nicky-Nan went to the front porch and gazed skyward. The wind--as
+the saying is--had "catched in," and was blowing briskly from the
+north-west, chasing diaphanous clouds across the blue zenith.
+The roofs still shone wet and dazzling, and there were puddles in the
+street. But he knew the afternoon was going to be a fine one.
+He took pleasure in this when, a few moments later, his ear caught
+the thudding of a distant drum. . . . Yes, yes--it was Bank Holiday,
+and the children would be assembling, up the valley, for the
+Anniversary Treat of the Wesleyan Sunday School. There would be
+waggons waiting to convey them up-inland to Squire Tresawna's
+pleasure-grounds--to high shaven lawns whereon, for once in the year,
+they could enjoy themselves running about upon the level.
+(In Polpier, as any mother there will tell you, a boy has to wear out
+his exuberance mostly on the seat of his breeches and bring it to a
+check by digging in his heels somewhere. And the wastage at these
+particular points of his tailoring persists when he grows up to
+manhood; for a crabber sits much on the thwart of a boat and drives
+with his heels against a stretcher. Thus it happens that
+three-fourths of Billy Bosistow's cobbling is devoted to the
+"trigging" of boot-heels, while the wives, who mend all the small
+clothes, have long ago and by consent given up any pretence of
+harmonising the patch with the original garment. At Troy and at
+St Martin's they will tell you that every Polpier man carries about
+his home-address on his person, and will rudely indicate where.
+Mrs Penhaligon put it one day in more delicate proverbial form.
+"In a rabbit-warren," she said, "you learn not to notice scuts.")
+
+While Nicky-Nan--who, as we have said, had a fondness for children--
+stood and eyed the weather with approval, Mrs Penhaligon came
+bustling out, with her bonnet on.
+
+"Lord sakes!" she exclaimed. "Be that the drum already? What a
+whirl one does live in!--and if there's one thing I hate more'n
+another, 'tis to be fussed."
+
+"What about the children, ma'am?"
+
+"The children? . . . Gone on this half-hour, I should hope.
+'Beida's a good gel enough, when once ye've coaxed her into her best
+things. It sobers her you can't think. She'll look after 'Biades
+an' see that he don't put 'Lead us, Heavenly Father, lead us' into
+his mouth, though 'tis where he puts most things."
+
+"But you're goin' to the Treat yourself, ma'am?" Nicky-Nan suggested.
+
+"What, in _this_ rig-out? Catch me!" answered Mrs Penhaligon, not
+with literal intention but idiomatically. "No, I'm but goin' up to
+see 'em off decent. But I wonder at you liggin' behind, when 'tis
+the only Bank Holiday randivoo this side o' Troy. . . ."
+
+"'Tidn' for want o' will," Nicky-Nan answered ruefully and
+truthfully, with a downward glance, which reminded Mrs Penhaligon to
+be remorseful.
+
+"Eh, but I forgot . . . and you with that leg on your mind!
+But you'll forgive a body as has been these two days in a stirabout.
+And if you're fittin' to take a stroll before I get back, maybe
+you'll not forget to lock the house up."
+
+Nicky-Nan promised. (He and the Penhaligons had separate keys of the
+main door.) He watched the good woman as she hurried on her way,
+tying her bonnet-strings as she went.
+
+It occurred to him that, leg or no leg, he felt lonely, and would be
+all the better for a stroll. So, having fetched his stick and locked
+the house-door behind him, he dandered down towards the Quay.
+The street was empty, uncannily silent. "It's queer now," thought
+Nicky-Nan, "what a difference childern make to a town, an' you never
+noticin' it till they're gone." All the children had departed--the
+happy little Wesleyans to climb on board the waggons, the small
+Church of England minority to watch them, and solace their envy with
+expectation of their own Treat, a more select one, promised for
+this-day-fortnight. Then would be _their_ turn, and some people
+would live to be sorry that they went to Chapel. But a fortnight is
+a long time, and weather in the West is notoriously uncertain.
+Of course you cannot eat your cake and have it: but Mrs Penhaligon
+arrived just in time to stop a fight between 'Bert and Matthey
+Matthew's ugly boy, who sang in the Church choir, and hoped it would
+rain. (_Odium theologicum_.)
+
+The most of the mothers had departed also, either to "assist" at the
+Treat or to watch the embarkation: while those of the men whom the
+War had not claimed had tramped it over to Troy, which six weeks
+ago--and long before the idea of a European War had occurred to any
+one--had advertised a small regatta for Bank Holiday, with an
+afternoon's horse-racing.
+
+The tunding of the drum up the valley seemed to Nicky-Nan to
+emphasise the loneliness all about him. But down by the Quay-head he
+came in sight of Policeman Rat-it-all (so named from his only and
+frequent expletive), seated on a bollard and staring up at the sky.
+
+Nicky-Nan hesitated: hung, indeed, for a moment, on the edge of
+flight. This was Bank Holiday, and until to-morrow's sunrise a
+constable was powerless as Satan in a charmed circle. Still, the man
+might have the ejectment order in his pocket--would, if not already
+furnished with it, almost certainly know about it. On the other hand
+there was a chance--it might be worth while--to discover how much
+Rat-it-all knew. Forewarned is forearmed. Moreover, when your
+country is at war, and silence holds the city, there is great comfort
+in a chat. Nicky-Nan advanced with a fine air of nonchalance.
+
+"Lookin' at the sky?" said he. "Wind's back in the nor'-west again.
+Which, for settled weather, I'd rather it took off-shore a bit later
+in the afternoon. It'll last though, for all that, I shoudn'
+wonder."
+
+Policeman Rat-it-all withdrew his gaze from the firmament.
+
+"I wasn' thinkin' of the wind," said he. "I take no account of the
+elements, for my part. Never did; and now never shall--havin' been
+born up to Bodmin, where the prison is."
+
+"Oh!" said Nicky-Nan suspiciously. "What's it like?"
+
+"Bodmin?" Policeman Rat-it-all seemed to reflect for a moment.
+"Well, I wouldn't just say it's altogether _like_ any place in
+particular. There's a street, of course, . . . and there's the
+prison, and the barracks, and an asylum where they keep the lunatics,
+and a workhouse and what-not. But if you put to me, in so many
+words, what it's _like_--"
+
+"I--I meant the prison," explained Nicky-Nan; that being the only
+feature of Bodmin in which he felt any instant concern.
+
+"It's a place," answered Policeman Rat-it-all with painful lucidity,
+"where they shut people up. Sometimes there's an execution. But not
+often; not very often; once in a while, as you might say. There's a
+monument, too,--upon a hill they call the Beacon. I'm very fond of
+Bodmin. It's the County Town, you know; and with these little things
+going on, in one way and another, why, that enlarges the mind."
+
+"Does it so?" asked Nicky-Nan, a trifle puzzled.
+
+"It do indeed," the constable assured him with conviction. "Take
+_me_, now, at this present moment, for instance. You comes upon me
+suddent, and what do you catch me doin'? You catches me,"--here his
+voice became impressive--"you catches me lookin' up at the sky.
+And why am I lookin' up at the sky? It is to say to you, 'Nicholas
+Nanjivell, the wind is sot in the sou'-west?'"
+
+"Not if you expect me to believe 'ee. 'Tisn' a point off
+north-an-by-west."
+
+"--Or," the constable continued, lifting a hand, "is it to say to
+you, 'It is sot in the _north-west_,' as the case may be? Or is it I
+was wastin' the day in idleness, same as some persons I could mention
+in the Force if there wasn' such a thing as discipline? Not so. I
+was lookin' up in the execution of my duty. An' what do you suppose
+I was lookin' for?"
+
+"I'm sure I can't tell 'ee," answered Nicky-Nan after a painful
+effort at guessing. "It couldn' be for obscene language; nor yet for
+drunks."
+
+Policeman Rat-it-all leant forward and touched him on the top button
+of his waistcoat.
+
+"Zepp-a-lins!" he said mysteriously.
+
+"Eh?"
+
+"Zepp-a-lins!"
+
+"Oh!"--Nicky-Nan's brow cleared--"You mean them German balloon things
+the papers make so much fuss about."
+
+"Die-rigitable," added Rat-it-all. "That's the point."
+
+"Well? . . . Have 'ee seen any?" Nicky-Nan lifted his gaze skyward.
+
+"I won't go so far as to say that I've seen anything answerin' to
+that description knockin' about--not up to the present. But these
+are times when a man must keep his eyes liftin' if he doesn' want Old
+England to be taken with what the newspapers call a Bolt from the
+Blue."
+
+"I've come across the expression," said Nicky-Nan.
+
+"Well, what I say is, Down here, in this corner of the world--though,
+mind you, I'm not sayin' anything against it--you don't _reelise_
+things: you reely don't. Now I come from Bodmin, as I think I must
+have told you."
+
+"You did."
+
+"Where you see the soldiers goin' about with the stripes down their
+trowsers: but they've done away with that except for the Yeomanry
+(which is black, or dark blue, I forget which), and that's how you
+know the difference. So your mind gets enlarged almost without your
+knowin' it, and you feel what's at stake."
+
+"I wonder you didn' want to enlist," said Nicky-Nan.
+
+"I did: but I was too tall--too tall _and_ too strong," sighed the
+policeman, bending his arm and causing his biceps to swell up
+mountainously. "You haven't a notion how strong I am--if, for
+instance, I took it into my head to catch you up and heave you over
+the Quay here. Yes, yes, I am wonderfully well made! And on top of
+that, Mother picked up some nonsense against soldiering off a speaker
+at a Pleasant Sunday Afternoon. There was nothing for it but the
+Force. So here I AM. But give me the wings of a dove, and I'd join
+the Royal Flyin' Corps to-morrow, where they get higher pay because
+of the risk, same as with the submarines. If you ask _me_, every
+Englishman's post at this moment is in the firing line."
+
+Nicky-Nan winced, and changed the subject in haste.
+
+"Well, it must be a great consolation to have such strength as
+yours," he said pleasantly. "But I wonder--with nothing else doin',
+and on a Bank Holiday too--you could manage to stay away from the
+School Treat."
+
+"Rat it all!" broke out the constable, and checked himself.
+"I thought I was igsplaining to you," he went on as one who reasons
+patiently with an infant, "that a man has to think of something above
+an' beyond _self_ in these days."
+
+"I never found time to think out the rights an' wrongs o' warfare,
+for my part," said Nicky-Nan.
+
+"Ah, I daresay not." Policeman Rat-it-all blew out his chest.
+"It's a deep subject," he added, wagging his head solemnly.
+"A very deep subject; and I quite understand your not having time for
+it lately. How about that Ejectment Order?"
+
+Nicky-Nan jumped like a man shot. "Ha--have you got the--the thing
+about 'ee?" he twittered. "Don't tell me that Pamphlett has got 'em
+to send it down? . . . But there, you can't do anything on a Bank
+Holiday, anyway."
+
+"Have I got the thing about me?" echoed the policeman slowly. "You
+talk as if 'twas a box o' matches. . . . Well, I may, or I mayn't;
+but anyways I've followed the case before Petty Sessions; and if you
+haven't a leg to stand on, the only thing is to walk out peaceably.
+Mind, I'm puttin' it unofficial, as between friends."
+
+"And what if I don't?"
+
+"Then, rat it all!--I mean," the constable corrected himself to a
+tolerant smile and gazed down on his mighty hands and arms--"then I
+got to put you into the street."
+
+Nicky-Nan leaned on his stick and the stick shook with his
+communicated fury. "Try it--try it--try it!" he blazed out.
+"Try it, you Bodmin fathead!"
+
+He shuffled away, nodding his head with wrath. He roamed the
+cliff-paths for an hour, pausing now and again to lean his back
+against an out-cropping mass of rock and pass the back of his hand
+across his eyes, that at first were bloodshot with fury. He had a
+great desire to kill Policeman Rat-it-all. As his passion died down
+and he limped forward, to pause and again limp forward, his gait and
+the backward cast of his eye were not unlike those of a hunted hare.
+
+He reached the house door at nightfall, just as Mrs Penhaligon came
+shepherding her offspring home down the dusky street, 'Biades had
+yielded to the sleep of exhaustion, and lay like a log in his
+mother's arms. 'Bert, for no other reason than that he had tired
+himself out, was sulky and uncommunicative. But 'Beida--whose whole
+manner ever changed when once she had been persuaded into fine
+clothes--wore an air of sustained gentility.
+
+"Squire Tresawna keeps seven gardeners," she reported. "He has three
+motor-cars and two chauffeurs. The gardeners keep the front lawn so
+short with their mowing-machines that 'Biades couldn't possibly have
+made the front of his blouse in the mess it is unless he had
+purposely crawled on his stomach to lower me in the eyes of all.
+When it got to a certain point I pretended to have no connection with
+him. There was nothing else to do. Then he felt sorry and wanted to
+hug me in front of everybody. . . . Oh, thank you . . . yes, I've
+enjoyed myself very much! Mrs Tresawna wears a toque: but I suppose
+that when you get to a certain position you can carry on with toques
+long after every one else has given them up. She has two maids; one
+of them in a grey velours dress that must have been one of Mrs
+Tresawna's cast-offs, for it couldn't possibly have come out of her
+wages; though, by the fit, it might have been made for her."
+
+
+A little before ten o'clock Nicky-Nan climbed the stairs painfully to
+his bedroom, undressed in part, and lay down--but not to sleep.
+For a while he lay without extinguishing the candle--his last candle.
+He had measured it carefully, and it reached almost to an inch beyond
+the knuckle of his forefinger. It would last him a good two hours at
+least, perhaps three.
+
+He lay for a while almost luxuriously, save for the pain in his leg,
+and watched the light flickering on the rafters. They had a few more
+days to abide, let Pamphlett's men be never so sharp: but this was
+his last night under them. His enemies--some of them until this
+morning unsuspected--were closing in around him. They had him, now,
+in this last corner.
+
+But that was for to-morrow. The very poor live always on the edge of
+to-morrow; and for that reason the night's sleep, which parts them
+from it, seems a long time.
+
+After all, what could his enemies do to him? If he sat passive, the
+onus would rest on them. If Policeman Rat-it-all flung him into the
+street, why then in the street he would sit, to the scandal of
+Polpier. If, on the other hand, Government claimed him for a
+deserter, still Government would have to fetch a cart to convey him
+to jail: his leg would not allow him to walk. Of wealth and goods
+God Almighty had already eased him. _Cantat vacuus_ . . . He slid a
+hand under the bed-clothes and rubbed the swelling on his leg,
+softly, wondering if condemned men felt as little perturbed--or some
+of them--on the eve of execution.
+
+He ceased rubbing and lay still again, staring up at the play of
+light on the rafters. Fine old timbers they were . . . solid English
+oak. Good old families they had sheltered in their time; men and
+women that feared God and honoured the King--now all gone to decay in
+churchyard, all as cold as homeless fellows. The Nanjivells had been
+such a family, and now--what would his poor old mother think of
+_this_ for an end? Yet it was the general fate. Pushing men, your
+Pamphletts, rise in the world. Old families go down, . . . it
+couldn't be worked else. If he had only been born with _push_, now!
+If it could only be started over again, . . . if he had been put to a
+trade, instead of being let run to sea--
+
+He broke off to wonder at the different things the old beams had
+looked down upon. Marriages, births--and deaths. The Old Doctor
+(he knew) had died in the fore-room, for convenience--the room where
+the Penhaligons slept: and even so, the family had been forced to
+lift the coffin in and out of the window, because of that twist in
+the stairs. There wasn't that difficulty with people's coming _into_
+the world. No doubt in its time this room must have seen a mort of
+births too. . . . And the children? All gone, the same way!
+Drizzle o' rain upon churchyard graves. . . . "And you, too,"--with a
+flicker of his closing eyelids threatening the flicker on the beams--
+"you, too, doomed, my billies! Pamphlett'll take _me_ to-morrow,
+_you_ the day after; as in time the Devil'll take him and his!"
+
+Nicky-Nan rolled over on his side and, perceiving the candle to be
+burnt down to a short inch, hastily blew it out. Almost in the act
+of relaxing the elbow on which he had raised himself for this effort
+he dropped asleep to his pillow.
+
+For three hours he lay like a log. Then his troubled brain began to
+reassert itself. At about two in the morning he sat bolt upright in
+his bed. For twenty minutes or so he had been thinking rather than
+dreaming, yet with his thought held captive by sleep.
+
+He reached for his matchbox and struck a light. . . . The whole world
+was after him, hunting him down, tearing down the house above his
+head! . . . Well, he would go down with the house. Pamphlett, or
+Government, might take his house: but there was the old
+hiding-cupboard to the right of the chimney-breast. . . .
+
+When they summoned him to-morrow, he would have vanished.
+Only by uncovering his last shelter should they discover what was
+left of him. He would perish with the house.
+
+He lit the candle and carried it to the cupboard; opened this, and
+peered into the well at his feet: lifted one of the loose
+bottom-boards, and, holding himself steady by a grip on the scurtain,
+thrust a naked leg down, feeling into vacancy.
+
+The ball of his foot touched some substance, hard and apparently
+firm. He supposed it to be a lower ceiling of the hole, and, after
+pressing once or twice to make sure, put all his weight upon it.
+
+With a creak and a rush of masonry the whole second flooring of the
+cupboard gave way beneath him, leaving his invalid leg dangling, in
+excruciating pain. But that the crook of his elbow caught across the
+scurtain (shooting darts as of fire up the jarred funny-bone), he had
+made a part of the avalanche, the noise of which was enough to wake
+the dead. Luckily, too, he had set his candle on the planching
+floor, just wide of the cupboard entrance, and it stood burning as
+though nothing had happened.
+
+With pain which surely must be worse than any pain of death, he
+heaved himself back and on to the bedroom floor again. The cascade
+of plaster, timber, masonry, must (he judged) have shot itself
+straight down into his parlour below.
+
+He picked up the candle, and warily--while his leg wrung him with
+torture at every step--crept down the stairs to explore.
+
+The parlour door opened inwards. He thrust it open for a short way
+quite easily. Then of a sudden it jammed: but it left an aperture
+through which he could squeeze himself. He did so, and held the
+candle aloft.
+
+While he stared, first at a hole in the ceiling, then at the "scree"
+which had broken through it and lay spread, fan-shaped, on the solid
+floor at his feet, he heard a footstep, and Mrs Penhaligon's voice in
+the passage without.
+
+"Mr Nanjivell! Is that Mr Nanjivell?"
+
+"Yes, ma'am!"
+
+"Oh, what has happened?"
+
+"Nothing, ma'am. Only a downrush of soot in the chimney," answered
+Nicky-Nan, gasping: for the heap of dust and mortar at his feet lay
+scattered all over with golden coins!
+
+"But the noise was terrible. I--I thought for sure it must be the
+Germans," came in Mrs Penhaligon's voice.
+
+"Nothing of the sort. You exaggerate things," answered Nicky-Nan,
+commanding his voice. "A rush of soot down the chimney, that's all.
+I've been expectin' it for weeks."
+
+"You mustn't mind my bein' easily alarmed--left alone as I be with a
+family--"
+
+"Not in the least, ma'am." Nicky-Nan resolutely closed the door and
+lifted his candle to confirm the miracle.
+
+The candle, which had been guttering, shot up one last flame and died
+on a flicker of gold.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+
+
+"QUID NON MORTALIA PECTORA . . ."
+
+
+A moment later Nicky-Nan took a step to the door, half-repentant, on
+an impulse to call Mrs Penhaligon back and bid her fetch a candle.
+God knows how much of subsequent trouble he might have spared himself
+by obeying that impulse: for Mrs Penhaligon was a woman honest as the
+day; and withal had a head on her shoulders, shrewd enough--practised
+indeed--in steering the clumsy male mind for its good.
+
+But, as we have recorded, Nicky-Nan, having suffered in early life
+from a woman, had been turned to a distrust of the sex; a general
+distrust which preoccupied with its shadow the bright exception that,
+on a second thought, he was ready enough to recognise in Mrs
+Penhaligon.
+
+This second thought came too late, however. He took one step towards
+the door, guided by the glimmer, beneath it, of her retreating
+candle. His hand even fumbled for the latch, and found it. But a
+sudden shyness seized him and he drew back. He heard her footsteps
+creaking on the party-stairs: heard the sound of her door softly
+closed, then the sound of a bolt thrust home in its socket; and
+turned to face darkness.
+
+His brain worked quite clearly. He guessed well enough what had
+happened. In his youth he had often listened, without taking note of
+their talk, while his elders debated how it came about that the Old
+Doctor had left, beyond some parcels of real estate--cottage property
+for the most part, the tenants of which were notoriously lax in
+paying their rents--but a very few personal effects. There were book
+debts in an inordinate mass; and the heirs found an inordinate
+difficulty in collecting them, since the inhabitants of Polpier--a
+hardy sea-faring race--had adopted a cheerful custom of paying for
+deliverance from one illness when they happened (if ever they did) to
+contract another: and this custom they extended even to that branch
+of medical service which by tradition should be rewarded in ready
+money. ("I always," explained a Polpier matron, "pays 'en ver one
+when I engages 'en ver the next; an' the laast I'll never pay ver"--
+and she never did.) On top of this, Polpier folk argued that
+doctoring wasn't, like property, a gift which a man could pass on to
+his heirs, and most certainly not if they happened to be--as they
+were--a corn-factor and an aged maiden sister of independent but
+exiguous means. "As _I_ look at it," some one put this argument, on
+the Quay, "th' Old Doctor's mastery was a thing to hisself, and a
+proper marvel at that. Us brought nothin' into the world, my sons
+an' us can't carry nothin' out: but that don't mean as you can leave
+it behind--leastways, not when it takes the form of professional
+skill. . . . Why, put it to yourselves. Here's th' old man gone up
+for his reward: an' you can hear th' Almighty sayin', 'Well done,
+thou good an' faithful servant.'"--"Amen," from the listeners.--
+"Yes, an' 'The labourer is worthy of his hire,' and what not.
+'Well, then,' the Lord goes on, flatterin'-like, 'what about that
+there talent I committed to 'ee? For I d' know _you_'re not the sort
+to go hidin' it in a napkin.' An' d' 'ee reckon th' old chap'll be
+cuttin' such a figure as to own up, 'Lord, I left it to a
+corn-merchant'? Ridic'lous to suppose! . . . _The Lord giveth, an'
+the Lord taketh away_. . . . With cottage property, I grant 'ee,
+'tis another thing. Cottage property don't go on all-fours."
+
+Nicky-Nan, then, guessed well enough what had happened. Almost in a
+flash he had guessed it.
+
+He had surprised the Old Doctor's secret, hidden all these years.
+Folks used to make hoards of their money in the bygone days, when
+Napoleon threatened to invade us and deposit banks were scarce.
+And the Doctor, by all that tradition told, was never a man to break
+a habit once formed. For more than the span of two generations this
+wealth had lain concealed; and now _he--he_, Nicholas Nanjivell--was
+a rich man, if only he played his cards well!
+
+With how sure an instinct he had clung to the old house!--had held on
+to this relic of a past gentility to which by rights he belonged!
+
+He was a rich man now, and would defy Pamphlett and all his works--
+
+ How pleasant it is to have money, heigho!
+ How pleasant it is to have money!--
+
+if only he knew how much!
+
+And yet . . . Although philosophers in all ages have descanted on the
+blessings of Hope, and the part played by Imagination in making
+tolerable the business of living--so that men in the mass not only
+carry life through with courage but will turn and fight desperately
+for it, like stags at bay--it is to be doubted if one in ten ever
+guesses how constantly he is sustained by this spirit scorning the
+substance, gallantly blind, with promises lifting him over defeat.
+I dare to say that, save for the strength of hope it put into him,
+this wealth, so suddenly poured at Nicky-Nan's feet, doubled his
+discomfort, physical and mental.
+
+Of his physical discomfort, just now, there could be no question.
+He could not find courage to leave his trove and climb the stairs
+back to his bedroom. Some one might rob him while he slept, and--
+horror!--he would never even know of how much he had been robbed.
+The anguish in his leg forbade his standing sentry: the night wanted
+almost three hours of dawn. Shirt and trousers were his only
+garments.
+
+He knelt and groped on the stone floor to a corner clear of the
+fallen rubbish. On his way his fingers encountered a coin and
+clutched it--comfort, tangible proof that he had not been dreaming.
+He seated himself in the corner, propping his back there, and fell to
+speculating--sensing the coin in his palm, fingering it from time to
+time.
+
+The Old Doctor had always, in his lifetime, been accounted a
+well-to-do man. . . . Very likely he had started this hoard in
+Bonaparte's days, and had gone on adding to it in the long years of
+peace. . . . It would certainly be a hundred pounds. It might be a
+thousand. One thousand pounds!
+
+But no--not so fast! Put it at a hundred only, and daylight would be
+the unlikelier to bring disappointment. The scattered coins he had
+seen by that one brief flash of the candle danced and multiplied
+themselves before his eyes like dots of fire in the darkness.
+Still he resolutely kept their numbers down to one hundred.
+
+A hundred pounds! . . . Why, that, or even fifty, meant all the
+difference in life to him. He could look Pamphlett in the face now.
+He would step down to the Bank to-morrow, slap seven sovereigns down
+on the counter--but not too boldly; for Pamphlett must not suspect--
+and demand the change in silver, with his receipt. Full quittance--
+he could see Pamphlett's face as he fetched forth the piece of paper
+and made out that quittance, signing his name across a postage stamp.
+
+Not once in the course of his vision-building did it cross
+Nicky-Nan's mind that the money was--that it could be--less than
+legitimately his. Luck comes late to some men; to others, never.
+It had come late to him, yet in the nick of time, as a godsend.
+His family and the Old Doctor's had intermarried, back along, quite
+in the old days; or so he had heard. . . . Nicky-Nan knew nothing of
+any law about treasure-trove. Wealth arrived to men as it befell or
+as they deserved; and, any way, "findings was keepings." His notion
+of other folks' concern in this money reached no further than a vague
+fear of folks in general--that they might rob him or deprive him of
+it in some way. He must go to work cautiously.
+
+Thus out of despair Fortune lifted him and began to install him in
+fear.
+
+He must go to work _very_ cautiously. Being all unused to the
+possession of money, but accustomed to consider it as a weapon of
+which fortunate men obtained a hold to employ it in "besting" others
+less fortunate, he foresaw endless calls upon his cunning. But this
+did not forbid his indulging in visions in which--being also at
+bottom good-natured--he pictured himself as playing the good genius
+in his native town, earning general gratitude, building in a
+large-handed way the new pier that was so badly needed, conferring
+favours right and left, departing this life amid the mourning of the
+township, perchance (who could tell?) surviving for the wonder of
+generations to come in a carved statue at the Quay-head. He had
+observed, in the ports he had visited abroad, such statues erected in
+memory of men he had never heard tell of. It would be a mighty fine
+thing--though a novelty in Polpier--to have one's memory kept alive
+in this fashion. . . . He would lord it in life too, as became a
+Nanjivell--albeit the last of the race. To the Penhaligon family he
+would be specially kind. . . . Upon other deserving ones he would
+confer surprising help by stealth. . . . He wished now that, in spite
+of experience, he had married and begotten children--an heir at
+least. It would be a fine thing to restore the stock to a prospect
+of honour. He wondered that in the past he had never realised his
+plain duty in this light and taken the risk. As it was, the old name
+could only be preserved in a commonalty's gratitude.
+
+The flagged floor galled him cruelly; for he was of lean build.
+Shift his posture or his weight as he might, after a few seconds'
+ease his haunch-pins were pressing again upon the pavement, with no
+cushion of flesh but a crushed nerve or two that kept telephoning
+misery to his knee and fetching fierce darts of pain for response.
+A quick succession of these, running into one as though a red-hot
+iron had been applied under the thigh, searing it to the very bone,
+stabbed suddenly into his brain with a new terror. He had forgotten
+the anonymous letter and its threat!
+
+He was a rich man now. The business of a rich man was to stay at
+home and preserve his riches while making use of them-like
+Pamphlett. Who in this world ever heard of a rich man being hauled
+off to serve in the Navy as a common seaman? The thing was
+unprecedented. He could buy himself out; at the worst by paying up
+the money he had drawn.
+
+Yes, but this would involve disclosing his wealth, and the source of
+it. . . . He was terribly afraid of publicity. He had enemies, as
+the letter proved: he suspected that the law itself might be another
+enemy--you could never predict which side the law would take--and
+between them, if they got to know his secret, they would despoil him.
+ . . . On the other hand if, covering his secret, he opposed but a
+passive resistance, they might carry him off to jail, and then all
+this money would be laid bare to the world. Intolerable exposure!
+
+He must hide it. . . . He must count it, and then--having staved off
+Pamphlett--hide it tomorrow with all speed and cunning. When would
+the dawn come?
+
+The sun, in the longitude of Polpier, was actually due to rise a few
+minutes before five o'clock. But Polpier (as I have told) lies in a
+deep cleft of the hills. Nicky-Nan's parlour looked out on a mere
+slit at the bottom of that cleft; and, moreover, the downfall of
+plaster blocked half the lower portion of its tiny dirty window.
+
+What with one hindrance and another, it was almost a quarter past
+five before daylight began to glimmer in the parlour. It found him
+on his knees--not in prayer, nor in thanksgiving, but eagerly feeling
+over the grey pile of rubbish and digging into it with clawed
+fingers.
+
+An hour later, with so much of daylight about him as the window
+permitted, he was still on his knees. Already he had collected more
+than a hundred golden coins, putting them together in piles of
+twenty.
+
+The dawn had been chilly: but he was warm enough by this time.
+Indeed, sweat soaked his shirt; beads of sweat gathered on his grey
+eyebrows, and dripped, sometimes on his hands, sometimes on the pile
+of old plaster--greyish-white, and fine almost as wood-ash--into
+which they dug and dug, tearing the thin lathes aside, pouncing on
+each coin brought to the surface.
+
+Once only--though the kneeling cost him torture, and the sweat came
+no less from anguish than from exertion--did he pause and straighten
+himself up to listen. Upstairs the Penhaligon children had awakened
+with the daylight and were talking--chirruping like sparrows--before
+they left their beds--
+
+ Hey! now the day dawis;
+ The joly cock crawis . . .
+
+--but Nicky-Nan toiled on in his dim parlour, collecting wealth.
+
+By eight o'clock he had picked up and arranged--still in neat piles
+of twenty--some eight hundred coins of golden money. His belly was
+fasting: but he had forgotten the crust in the cupboard. Had he not
+here enough to defray a king's banquet?
+
+Some one tapped on the door. Nicky-Nan, startled, raised himself
+upright on his knees and called in a tremor--
+
+"No admittance!"
+
+As he staggered up and made for the door, to press his weight against
+it, Mrs Penhaligon spoke on the other side.
+
+"Mr Nanjivell!"
+
+"Ma'am?"
+
+"The postman, with a letter for you! I'll fetch it in, if you wish:
+but the poor fellow 'd like a clack, I can see."
+
+It jumped to his tongue to bid her fetch and pass it in to him under
+the door. The outside of a letter would not tell her much, and
+anyhow would excite less curiosity than his own corporal envelope,
+begrimed as it was just now with dust and plaster and cobwebs.
+But the end of her message alarmed him with misgivings more serious.
+"Why should Lippity-Libby want a clack with him? . . . Just for
+gossip's sake?--or to convey a warning?" Lippity-Libby knew, or
+averred that he knew, the author of yesterday's anonymous
+letter. . . .
+
+"Tell him I'll be out in a moment!"
+
+Nicky-Nan beat his hands together softly to rid them of the worst of
+the plaster, then smoothed them briskly down his chest in a hasty
+effort to remove the cobwebs that clung there. The result--two
+damning smears on the front of his shirt--was discouraging.
+
+He opened the door with great caution, peered out into the passage,
+and found to his great relief that Mrs Penhaligon, that discreet
+woman, had withdrawn to her own premises.
+
+He would have reconnoitred farther, but in the porch at the end of
+the passage Lippity-Libby stood in plain view, with the street full
+of sunshine behind him. So Nicky-Nan contented himself with closing
+the door carefully and hasping it.
+
+"If," began Lippity-Libby, "you go on gettin' letters at the rate o'
+one a day, there's only two ways to it. Either you'll practise
+yourself not to keep the King's postman waitin', or you'll make it up
+afterwards in the shape of a Christmas-box. . . . I ought in fairness
+to tell you," Lippity-Libby added, "that there _is_ a third way--
+though I hate the sight of it--and that's a letter-box with a slit in
+the door. Parson Steele has one. When I asked en why, he laughed
+an' talked foolish, an' said he'd put it up in self-defence. Now,
+what sort o' defence can a letter-box be to any man's house?
+And that was six months afore the War, too!"
+
+"Another letter for me?" Nicky-Nan hobbled forward, blinking against
+the sunlight.
+
+"'Ho-Haitch-Hem-Hess'--that means 'On His Majesty Service';
+post-mark, Troy. . . . Hullo!--anything wrong wi' the house?"
+
+"Eh?"
+
+"Plasterin' job?"
+
+Nicky-Nan understood. "What's that to you?" he asked curtly.
+
+"I don' know how it should happen," mused Lippity-Libby after a pause
+of dejection; "but the gettin' of letters seems to turn folks
+suspicious-like all of a sudden. You'd be surprised the number that
+puts me the very question you've just asked. An' they tell me that
+'tis with money the same as with letters. I read a tract one time,
+about a man that found hisself rich of a sudden, and instead o'
+callin' his naybours together an' sayin' 'Rejoice with me,' what d'ye
+think he went an' did?"
+
+"Look here," said Nicky-Nan, eyeing the postman firmly. "If you're
+hidin' something behind this clack, I'll trouble you to out with it."
+
+"If you don't _want_ the story, you shan't have it," said
+Lippity-Libby, aggrieved. "'Tis your loss, too; for it was full of
+instruction, an' had a moral at the end in different letterin'. . . .
+You're upset this mornin', that's what you are: been up too early an'
+workin' too hard at that plasterin' job, whatever it is." The little
+man limped back into the roadway and cricked his head back for a gaze
+up at the chimneys. "Nothing wrong on this side, seemin'ly. . . .
+Nor, nor there wasn't any breeze o' wind in the night, not to wake
+me. . . . Anyways, you're a wonderful forgivin' man, Nicholas
+Nanjivell."
+
+"Why so?"
+
+"Why, to be up betimes an' workin' yourself cross, plasterin' at th'
+old house, out o' which--if report's true--you'll be turned within a
+week."
+
+"Don't you listen to reports; no, nor spread 'em. Here, hand me over
+my letter. . . . 'Turn me out,' will they? Go an' tell 'em they
+can't do it--not if they was to bring all the king's horses and all
+the king's men!"
+
+"And _they_ be all gone to France. There! there! As I said to
+myself only last night as I got into bed--'What a thing is War!'
+I said, 'an' o' what furious an' rummy things consistin'--marches to
+an' fro, short commons, shootin's of cannon, rapes, an' other
+bloodthirsty goin's-on; an' here we be in the midst thereof!
+That's calkilated to make a man _think_.' . . . But I must say," said
+Lippity-Libby, eyeing the sky aloft, "the glass is goin' up stiddy,
+an' _that's_ always a comfort."
+
+As the old man took his departure, Nicky-Nan broke the seal of his
+letter, opened it, and read--
+
+To Nicholas Nanjivell,
+R.N.R., Polpier.
+
+ Troy, August 3rd, 1914.
+
+I am advised that you have failed to join the Royal Naval Reserve
+Force called into Active Service under the Act 22 and 23 Vict. c. 40;
+nor have you reported yourself at the Custom-House, St Martin's,
+Cornwall, as required on the Active Service Paper, R.V. 53, duly
+delivered to you.
+
+Before filling up your description on Form R.V. 26a (R.N.R.
+Absentees and Deserters) I desire that you will let me know the cause
+of your non-compliance with H.M. summons; and, if the cause be
+sickness or other disablement, that you will forward a medical
+certificate _immediately_, as evidence of same, to
+
+ Joshua Johns,
+ Registrar, Royal Naval Reserve.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+
+
+BUSINESS AS USUAL.
+
+
+"Business as usual!" said Mr Pamphlett heartily to his clerk Mr
+Hendy, as he let himself in at 9.40 by the side door of the Bank.
+Mr Hendy lived on the premises, which his wife served as caretaker,
+with a "help" to do the scrubbing.
+
+Mr Hendy, always punctual, stood ready in the passage, awaiting his
+master. He received Mr Pamphlett's top-hat and walking-stick, helped
+him off with his black frock-coat, helped him on with the light
+alpaca jacket in which during the hot weather Mr Pamphlett combined
+banking with comfort.
+
+"Business as usual!" said Mr Pamphlett, slipping into the alpaca.
+"That's the motto. Old England's sound, Hendy!"
+
+"Yes, sir: leastways, I hope so."
+
+"Sound as a bell. It's money will put us through this, Hendy, as it
+always has. We mayn't wear uniforms"--Mr Pamphlett smoothed down the
+alpaca over his stomach--"but we're the real sinews of this War."
+
+Mr Hendy--a slight middle-aged man, with fluffy straw-coloured hair
+which he grew long above his ears, to compensate for the baldness of
+his cranium--answered that he was glad Mr Pamphlett took it in so
+hearty a fashion, but for his part, if it wasn't for the Missus, he
+was dying to enlist and have a slap at the Germans. Mr Pamphlett
+laughed and entered his private office. Here every morning he dealt
+with his correspondence; while Hendy, in the main room of the Bank,
+unlocked the safe, fetched out the ready cash and the ledgers, and
+generally made preparations before opening the door for business on
+the stroke of ten.
+
+Five or six letters awaited Mr Pamphlett. One he recognised by
+envelope and handwriting as a missive from headquarters: and he
+opened it first, wondering a little, pausing, as he broke the seal,
+to examine the post-marks. "Yesterday had been Bank Holiday. . . .
+But, to be sure, in these times the Head Office would very likely be
+neglecting Bank Holidays, the clerks working at high pressure. . . ."
+
+But no: the London post-mark bore date "Aug. 1." The letter had been
+received and delivered at Polpier on the 2nd, and had been lying in
+the bank letter-box for two whole days. He broke the seal in some
+trepidation: for he had spent the last sixty hours or so of national
+emergency on a visit with Mrs Pamphlett to her brother-in-law, a
+well-to-do farmer, who dwelt some twelve miles inland. Here Mr
+Pamphlett, after punctual and ample meals, had gently stimulated
+digestion with hot brandy-and-water (which never comes amiss, even in
+August, if you happen to be connected with farming and have duly kept
+the Sabbath), and had sat with one leg crossed over the other,
+exchanging--rather by his composed bearing than in actual words--
+confidence in Britain's financial stability against confidence in her
+agriculture. His presence had somewhat eased a trying situation at
+Lawhilly Farm, where his young fool of a nephew--an only son, too--
+fired by the war, had gone so far as to distress his parents with
+talk of enlisting.
+
+"Business as usual!" had been Mr Pamphlett's advice to the young man.
+"There was, for a day or two--I won't deny it--a certain--er--
+tendency to what I may call _nervousness_ in the City. Can we wonder
+at it, holding as we do so many--er--threads?" Mr Pamphlett held up
+his two hands, and spread them as though they contained a skein of
+wool to be unwound. "But the Chancellor of the Exchequer took steps.
+Opposed as I am in a general way to the present Government, I am free
+to admit that, at this juncture, the Chancellor of the Exchequer
+realised his responsibilities and--er--took steps. Markets may--er--
+fluctuate for some weeks to come--may, as I would put it, exhibit a
+certain amount of--er--unsteadiness. But we shall tide that over,
+easily--as I am advised, quite easily. Great Britain's credit is
+solid; that's the word, _solid_: and if that--er--solidarity holds
+true of our monetary system with"--here Mr Pamphlett expanded and
+contracted his fingers as if gathering gossamers--"its delicate and
+far-reaching complexities. . . That was an excellent duck, James,"
+said he, turning to his brother-in-law. "I don't remember when I've
+tasted a better."
+
+"Maria believes in basting, I thank God," said his brother-in-law,
+Farmer Pearce acknowledging the compliment. "'Tis a more
+enterprisin' life you lead by the sea, if your business calls you
+that way. You pick up more money--which is everything in these
+days--and you see the ships and yachts going to and fro, and so
+forth. But you can't breed ducks for table. Once they get nigh to
+tidal water, though it be but to the head of a creek, the flesh turns
+fishy, and you can't prevent it. We must set it down to Natur', I
+suppose. But inland ducks for me!"
+
+"Maria has a great gift with the stuffing, too. . . . You're spoilt,
+Ebenezer--and so too is Obed here--up in this fat of the land, though
+you don't know it. Eh?" said Mr Pamphlett sharply as his nephew
+Obed, who had been sitting by and listening sulkily, made an
+impatient movement,--"But as I was going on to say, if we, that hold
+(as I may put it) the threads of commerce in these times, believe in
+sitting solid, why surely the same applies--only more so--to
+agriculture."
+
+"Which is the backbone of Old England," interposed Farmer Pearce,
+"an' always has been."
+
+"There's two ends to most backbones," put in young Obed, who had been
+tracing patterns with his fingers on the surface of the mahogany
+table. "And I don't pretend to have the cleverer one. But I don't
+want the other to be kicked into doin' summat; which is what'll
+happen to us farmin' chaps if we don't start enlistin'."
+
+"The aggericultural community," persisted his father, who had picked
+up that resonant term at meetings of the Farmers' Union, "is, an'
+always has been, the backbone of England."
+
+"Then 'tis time we showed it, in the Yeomanry."
+
+"I wish you'd hold your tongue on that word; when you know your
+mother never hears it spoke but she wakes me up at night with the
+palpitations. . . . We _be_ showin' it, I tell 'ee. We _be_ doin'
+something for our country in this here crisis. Why, didn' Squire
+Tresawna ride over but yesterday an' commandeer Tory an' Pleasant?--
+that's my two best waggon-hosses," the farmer explained to his
+brother-in-law. "An' didn' he say as most likely he'd be over again,
+inside a fortni't, after light draught hosses for the Artillery?
+I don't murmur, for my part. We must all be prepared to make
+sacrifices in these times. But all I say is, you can't pick up
+draught hosses--light _or_ heavy--off a greengrocer, nor yet off a
+bird-fancier; an' the man who says you can, I'll tell him to his face
+he's no better than a liar," concluded Farmer Pearce, suddenly
+growing crimson in the face, and smiting the table with unnecessary
+heat.
+
+"If the hosses be goin', why should the men linger?" young Obed
+urged. "An' I don't see what you sacrificed either, over Tory an'
+Pleasant; for you told me yourself the Squire gave a very fair price
+for 'em."
+
+"Well, an' I should hope so! You don't reckon as I was goin' to make
+Government a present of 'em, do 'ee?--a man rated up to the ears, as
+I be!" Here he glanced nervously at his brother-in-law, who (as a
+town-dweller) held the monstrous belief that farmers enjoyed their
+share, and even a little more, of relief from rating, and had more
+than once shown argumentative fight on this subject in the piping
+times of peace. But Mr Pamphlett tactfully ignored the challenge.
+
+"Listen to me, Obed," he put in. "By what I hear from London, as
+well as what I read in the papers, the most serious question before
+this country just now is to maintain--or, as I might put it, to keep
+up--an adequate supply of foodstuffs. To which end," pursued Mr
+Pamphlett, in the weighty periods of the "leading article" from which
+he had gathered this information, "it appears to us--I mean, to me--
+that our agricultural friends would be well advised, at this
+juncture, in considering the advisability, as well as the
+feasibility, of restoring a quantity of their pasture-land to an
+arable condition, and cultivating it _as_ such. The Board of
+Agriculture, it is understood, will shortly issue a circular--er--on
+these lines. Now you cannot effect the change thus indicated without
+labour--"
+
+"Or hosses."
+
+"That there Board of Agriculture," put in the farmer, "is always
+settin' up to know us farmers' business better than we d'know it
+ourselves. Grow wheat--must we? All very well, an' for my country's
+good I'm willin' enough, provided it can be done at a profit.
+Will Government guarantee _that?_ . . . No, brother Pamphlett: what
+you say about your callin', I says about mine. 'Business as usual'--
+that's my word: an' let Obed here be a good son to his mother an'
+bide at home, defyin' all the Germans in Christendom."
+
+
+Mr Pamphlett, then, had spent his week-end in rural comfort, and with
+the consciousness of being useful--a steadying influence in a
+household threatened by youthful restlessness, which (Heaven knew)
+might so easily turn to recklessness. His wife, too, was devotedly
+attached to her sister, whose heart had always been liable to
+palpitations. But he realised at sight of the letter, which had been
+lying so long in the box, that a phrase is not everything: that
+"business as usual," while it might serve as a charm or formula
+against panic in the market-place, and even sustain in private many a
+doubting soul accustomed to take things on trust, was an incantation
+something less than adequate to calm the City of London, or the Bank
+directors and their confidential clerks, who maybe had been working
+in a frenzy through Sunday and Bank Holiday in their closed offices
+at headquarters. For a moment Mr Pamphlett realised this, and it
+gave him a scare. In the act of opening the letter he cast his eyes
+around on the chance that a telegram had followed the letter,
+demanding to know the cause that took him from his post at this
+crisis. But there was no telegram. The envelope held two
+enclosures. He scanned them hurriedly: the blood came back to his
+face, and he was a man again.
+
+The first enclosure merely acknowledged, in conventional words, the
+receipt of certain returns posted by him last Friday. The second
+ran--
+
+ New Bank Premises: Polpier Branch.
+
+ Dear Sir,--With reference to the above, the Board has had under
+ consideration your letter of the 23rd ult.; and directs me to
+ say that, in the present unsettled situation abroad, and the
+ consequent need of strict watchfulness over capital expenditure
+ (however small), it may be wise to defer the issuing of tenders,
+ as suggested by you, until further notice. The Board has, in
+ its confidence, entrusted you with almost complete discretion in
+ this matter; and possibly you may find it difficult, at this
+ juncture, to delay matters as suggested. If so, please
+ advise.--
+ Yours faithfully,
+ Walter P. Schmidt,
+ Managing Director.
+
+So _that_ was all right! It might defer building operations, but it
+need not defer his dealing with Nanjivell, his own tenant, who paid
+nothing. He could turn Nanjivell out, and then--well, whenever the
+Bank chose to start building, the Directors (having gone so far)
+would no doubt consider the length of time the premises had been
+standing idle.
+
+His brow cleared. He opened the next letter, with the handwriting of
+which he was familiar enough. One Retallack, a speculative builder,
+suggested a small increase on his overdraft, offering security.
+This would not do, in War time. Mr Pamphlett dealt with it at once--
+
+ Dear Sir,--You are doubtless aware that the outbreak of a
+ European War compels the Banking Houses to look jealously after
+ all advances, or extensions of credit, even the smallest.
+
+ It is not so much a question of declining this new request on
+ your part as of reconsidering very carefully the present
+ position of your account. I will satisfy myself concerning this
+ and advise you without delay.--I am, dear sir, yours faithfully,
+ Alfred Pamphlett,
+ Manager.
+
+"Business as usual"--Mr Pamphlett repeated it many times to himself
+as he went through the rest of his correspondence. His spirit--in
+revulsion after his brief scare--soared almost to gaiety. He walked
+into the main room of the Bank as Hendy started to pull the
+door-bolts.
+
+"We don't open for business to-day, Hendy."
+
+Hendy had shown himself flatly incapable of understanding the
+Moratorium; what it was or how it worked. Mr Pamphlett, for his
+part, was uncertain about the details. But he explained them to
+Hendy.
+
+Then he returned to his private office, pausing by the rack in the
+passage to draw from the tail pocket of his frock-coat there a folded
+copy of _The Western Morning News_. There was something furtive in
+his action: he would have started guiltily had he been surprised in
+it, even by the meek Hendy.
+
+Business--well, business could not be altogether as usual in these
+times. As a rule Mr Pamphlett read his paper through, before and
+during breakfast, and left it at home for Mrs Pamphlett to scan the
+births, deaths, and marriages, the "wanteds," the Court Circular, and
+any report there might happen to be of a colliery explosion (she
+specialised in colliery explosions: they appealed to her as combining
+violent death with darkness) before interviewing the cook.
+But to-day, with all Europe in the melting-pot--so to speak--Mr
+Pamphlett had broken his rule. He craved to know the exact speed at
+which Russia was "steam-rolling." There was a map in the paper,
+and it might repay study.
+
+Before studying the map his eye fell on a paragraph headed "Rise in
+Prices." He paused and spent some time over this.
+
+He was still conning it when the door opened, and Hendy appeared.
+Mr Pamphlett muttered "Consols," and refolded the newspaper hastily.
+
+"Nanjivell is here to see you, sir: at the side door. 'Says he must
+speak to you in private."
+
+"Oh . . . confound Nanjivell! I've had enough of that man. . . .
+Very well; but tell him I can't spare a moment over five minutes."
+
+Hendy ushered in Nicky-Nan, who hobbled forward to the table, hat in
+hand.
+
+"Good-morning, Nanjivell!" said Mr Pamphlett.
+
+"'Mornin', sir."
+
+"Another plea, I suppose?--when you had my word on Saturday that I'd
+done with you."
+
+"'Tain't that."
+
+"Then what is it? . . . For I hardly suppose 'tis to pay up--rent
+_and_ arrears."
+
+"One--two--three--four--five--six--seven!" Nicky-Nan dived in his
+pocket for the fistful of coins, picked them out carefully, and laid
+them one by one on the table. "I'll take the change an' a receipt,
+if you please."
+
+"How came you by this money?" asked the Bank Manager, after a pause,
+staring at the gold.
+
+"What the hell is that to you?" demanded Nicky-Nan.
+
+For a moment Mr Pamphlett made no reply. Then he leaned forward and
+picked up one of the coins.
+
+"I asked," he said, "because one of these happens to be a
+guinea-piece--a spade guinea, and scarcely worn at all."
+
+"'Tis as good as a sovereign's worth, hey?"
+
+"Certainly: worth more in fact."
+
+"I'll trust 'ee for the difference then," said Nicky-Nan. "As for
+how I came by it, I came by it honest, an' that's enough. A man o'
+my family may have a bit o' hoard put by--by his forefathers."
+
+"I see," said Mr Pamphlett thoughtfully. "Hendy shall make out the
+receipt. But this doesn't include costs of the ejectment order, you
+know."
+
+"I'll bring 'em to-morrow, if you'll let me know the amount."
+
+"Hendy shall give you a note of it. . . No--to be fair, the
+ejectment order still stands against you. I have power to turn you
+out to-morrow."
+
+"But you won't!"
+
+"If you use that tone with me, my man, I certainly will. If you take
+your receipt and clear out, I may relent so far as to give you a
+short grace."
+
+
+When Nicky-Nan had taken his leave, Mr Pamphlett picked up the spade
+guinea and considered it curiously. It had a beautifully sharp
+impression, and might have been minted yesterday. He thought it
+would go very well on his watch-chain.
+
+Then he opened the paper again, sought out the paragraph headed "Rise
+in Prices," and read it through, pausing now and again to pencil a
+note or two on the back of an envelope.
+
+On his way homeward in the dinner-hour he called at Mrs Pengelly's
+shop and gave that good woman an order for groceries. The size of it
+almost caused her to faint. It ran into double figures in pounds
+sterling.
+
+"Business _as_ usual!" repeated Mr Pamphlett to himself complacently,
+as he pursued his way up the hill.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+
+
+THE BROKEN PANE
+
+During his interview with Mr Pamphlett, Nicky-Nan had been in a fever
+to get back to his parlour. It had no lock to the door, and goodness
+knew what the Penhaligon children might not be up to in these holiday
+times. Also he could not rid his mind of a terror that his wealth
+might prove, after all, to be fairy gold, and vanish in air.
+
+It was a relief in a way to find that Mr Pamphlett, after ringing
+each coin on his table, had accepted the seven pieces for currency.
+But this business of the spade-guinea raised a new scare to agitate
+him.
+
+In a confused way he remembered that in building the coins into piles
+he had found some of them to be broader than others, so that their
+edges overlapped, and that for symmetry he had sorted these broader
+pieces out and stacked them apart. Of the last ten he had made a
+mixed pile,--four broad coins at the base, six narrower ones above;
+and from this he had taken, purely by chance, the seven topmost to
+pay his debt--that is to say, six sovereigns and one guinea-piece.
+Luck had stood his friend. A pretty business, had he gone to the
+banker with seven of those old-fashioned guineas!
+
+Mr Hendy had handed him five shillings and fourpence change with his
+quittance, and on his way home he made a detour to hobble into Mr
+Gedye's shop--"S. Gedye, Ironmonger and Ship-Chandler"--and purchase
+two staples, a hasp, and a stout padlock, with key.
+
+Mr Gedye, selecting these articles with a care that was slow torture
+to his customer, opined that the weather was settled at last, and
+trusted it would assist the Russians in mobilising. The slower Mr
+Gedye became, the more ardently he repeated an expression of hope
+that the Russians would hurry up.
+
+"Once they get going--" said Mr Gedye, and pulled out a drawerful of
+staples so far that it upset and spilled its contents in an avalanche
+on the dark floor behind the counter. "I knew a ship's captain once,
+a Russian that married a woman over to Troy and would go to sleep for
+a week on end every time he came home from a voyage. His wife would
+wake him up and give him tea: that was all he took--tea without milk,
+between the sheets. He had been a Radical over in his own country,
+and the Radical agent over to Troy got wind o' this an' took steps to
+naturalise him. It took seven years. . . . But put him on deck in a
+gale o' wind and a better skipper (I'm told) you wouldn' meet in a
+day's march. When he got up an' dressed, he'd dander down to the
+butcher's an' point to the fatty parts of the meat with the end of
+his walking-stick, which was made out of a shark's backbone, if you
+ever! In my experience, a very quiet nation until roused. . . .
+Well, the Kaiser's done it this time--and a padlock, I think you
+said? An uncomfortable man--that's my opinion of him, and I've never
+seen cause to change it. Now, for a padlock, here is one I can
+thoroughly recommend, with two keys, so that you can lose one and
+still have the other, which is often a convenience. Yu'll be lockin'
+up your 'taty-patch, Mr Nanjivell, against the Germans? Well, a very
+proper precaution."
+
+"One can't be too careful in these times," said Nicky-Nan with
+feigned artlessness.
+
+"No, indeed! Anything I can do for 'ee in the way of barbed wire?"
+
+"No, I thank 'ee." Nicky-Nan's eyes had been wandering around the
+shop. "But I'll take this small sieve, now I come to think on it."
+
+"Certainly, Mr Nanjivell. One-an'-three. Shall I send it for 'ee?
+No?--an' nothing further to-day? Then one-an'-three and one is
+two-an'-three, an' two two's four, two-an'-seven, screws and staples
+two two's, two-an'-eleven. If you ask my opinion we're in for
+settled weather."
+
+
+Nicky-Nan's business had taken time--some twenty minutes in excess of
+his calculations, as a glance at the sky informed him. (He carried
+no watch.) He hurried home in a twitter of nervousness, which
+increased as he drew near to his front door. In the passage he
+stumbled against a pail of water, all but upsetting it, and swore
+under his breath at his evil luck, which had deferred Mrs
+Penhaligon's weekly scrubbing to Tuesday (Bank Holiday being a _dies
+non_).
+
+On entering the parlour he drew a breath of relief. No one had
+visited it, to disturb it. The threadbare tablecloth rested as he
+had spread it, covering the piles of gold; the tattered scrap of
+carpet, too, hiding (so far as it might) the scree of fallen rubbish.
+
+On this rubbish, after assuring himself that his treasure was safe,
+he fell to work with the sieve; making as little noise as might be,
+because by this time Mrs Penhaligon had begun operations on the brick
+flooring of the passage. Mrs Penhaligon's father had been a groom in
+Squire Tresawna's service, and she had a trick of hissing softly
+while she scrubbed, as grooms do in washing-down and curry combing
+their horses. He could hear the sound whenever her brush intromitted
+its harsh _whoosh-whoosh_ and she paused to apply fresh soap.
+So they worked, the man and the woman--both kneeling--with the thin
+door between.
+
+Nicky-Nan felt no weariness as yet. He used his coal-scraper to fill
+the sieve, and shook the fine powdery lime into one heap, and gently
+tilted the coarse residuum upon another, after searching it carefully
+over. At the end of an hour's labour he had added two guinea-pieces
+and nine sovereigns to his collection.
+
+He vaguely remembered having been told--long ago by somebody--that
+sovereigns had first come into use back in the last century, not long
+after the battle of Waterloo; that in more ancient times gold had
+been paid in guineas; that guineas were then worth much more than
+their face value, because of the great amount of paper money; that
+Jews went about buying them up for twenty-three or twenty-four
+shillings; that, over at Troy, a Jew had been murdered and robbed of
+a lot of these coins by the landlord of a public-house.
+
+He reasoned from this--and rightly, no doubt--that the Old Doctor had
+started his hoard in early life, when Boney was threatening to invade
+us; and had kept up the habit in later and more prosperous years,
+long after the currency had been changed. That would account for the
+sovereigns being so many and the guineas by comparison so few.
+
+He was aching sorely in back and reins: his leg, too, wanted ease.
+ . . . He would take a rest and spend it in examining the window, by
+which alone he could get rid of the rubbish without courting inquiry.
+It was his only postern gate.
+
+It had not been opened for many years--never, indeed, in the time of
+his tenancy. Door and fireplace had provided between them all the
+ventilation he was conscious of needing.
+
+It cost him three minutes to push up the lower sash. He managed to
+open it some ten inches, and then, as a protest against this
+interference with its gradual decay, the sash-cord broke. He heard
+with a jump of the heart the weight thud down behind the woodwork:
+then, as he groped hastily behind him for a brick, to prop the sash,
+it came down with a run, and closed its descent with a jar that shook
+out two of its bottle panes to drop into the water that rushed below.
+Prompt upon this came a flutter and scurry of wings in water, and a
+wild quacking, as a bevy of ducks dashed for shore.
+
+A casement window was thrust open on the far side of the stream.
+A woman's voice shrilled--
+
+"That's _you_, is it? Oh, yes--you Penhaligon children! You needn'
+clucky down an' hide--an' after breakin' Mr Nanjivell's windows, that
+hasn' sixpence between hisself an' heaven, to pay a glazier!"
+
+(But it was Mr Nanjivell himself who cowered down out of sight,
+clutching the woodwork of the window-sill with wealth behind him
+surpassing the dreams of avarice.)
+
+"Proper young limbs you be," the voice went on. "With no father at
+home to warm 'ee!"--
+
+(Let this not be mistaken for a tribute to Mr Penhaligon's parental
+kindness, good father though he was. To "warm" a child in Polpier
+signifies to beat him with a strap.)
+
+"And him in danger of submarines, that snatch a man before his Maker
+like a snuff of a candle, while you can find no better way of
+employing your holidays than scatterin' other folks' glass to the
+danger o' my ducks! You just wait till I've wiped my arms, here, and
+I'll be round to tell your mother about 'ee!"
+
+Nicky-Nan had recognised the voice at once. It belonged to Mrs
+Climoe, possibly the champion virago of Polpier, and a woman of her
+word--a woman who never missed an opportunity to make trouble.
+Her allusion to wiping her arms before action he as swiftly
+understood. The window across the stream belonged to Mrs Climoe's
+wash-kitchen. Again he cursed the luck that had interposed Bank
+Holiday and adjourned the washing operations of Polpier.
+
+But he must defend himself: for Mrs Climoe never promised anything
+which--if it happened to be unpleasant--she did not punctually
+perform. With swift cunning he snatched up his parcel of staples and
+screws, caught at a poker, and made a leap for the door.
+
+Here luck aided him. Mrs Penhaligon had finished her scrubbing and
+carried her pail out to the porch. There she met Mrs Climoe's first
+accost, and it surprised her beyond measure: for her children were
+down upon the Quay playing. By rights they should have returned half
+an hour before: it was, indeed, close upon dinner-time. But she had
+been in the passage for a whole hour, with just an interval now and
+then for a dive into the kitchen to see how the pasties were cooking.
+She felt morally sure that they could not have returned without her
+knowing it. They usually made her so exceedingly well aware of their
+return.
+
+Under Mrs Climoe's onslaught of accusation she wheeled about in
+bewilderment, at the sound of hammering, to perceive Nicky-Nan at the
+end of the passage, driving a staple into his doorpost with blows of
+a poker.
+
+"There now! What did I tell you?" persisted Mrs Climoe, attempting
+to thrust herself past.
+
+"This is my house," retorted Mrs Penhaligon, bravely heading her off.
+"If my children--but I could take my oath, here afore th' Almighty--"
+
+"You ask Mr Nanjivell! Why d'ee reckon he's puttin' a lock on his
+doorway, 'nless 'tis to prevent what I'm tellin' you from happenin'
+again?"
+
+Mrs Penhaligon stared about her. She went to the kitchen, she passed
+through the kitchen to the inner room. . . . No children! She came
+down the passage and close behind Nicky-Nan (who continued to hammer
+hypocritically), she gazed up the stairway and called "'Bert!"
+"'Beida!" "You naughty children--come down this moment!" Still no
+answer.
+
+She turned upon Nicky-Nan. "If they're really here and have been
+breakin' your glass--"
+
+"You never heard no complaint from _me_, ma'am," answered Nicky-Nan,
+still intent on fixing his staple.
+
+"Oh!" interposed Mrs Climoe viciously, "if you two are colleaguin'
+already to hush something up, the affair lies between you, of course.
+It seems odd to me, Maria Penhaligon, an' your proper husband not two
+days gone to the wars. But if Nicholas Nanjivell, here, chooses to
+play father to the fatherless an' cover up the sins of the children
+that go an' break his parlour windows afore my very eyes, well,
+'tisn't for me to say more than I hope no harm'll come of it."
+
+She was preparing to say more. If she said more, Nicky-Nan did not
+hear it. For at this moment the three Penhaligon children broke in
+at the porch, burst past Mrs Climoe, and clung to their mother,
+clamouring for dinner.
+
+In the hubbub Nicky-Nan meanly slipped back to his den, closed the
+door, and dragged two chairs against it. Then he took a worn
+tea-tray and propped it against the window, blocking the broken
+panes. It seemed to him that the world had suddenly grown full of
+eyes, peering upon him from every side.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+
+THE VICAR'S MISGIVINGS.
+
+Mrs Steele, the Vicar's wife--a refined, shy little woman, somewhat
+austere in self-discipline and her own devotional exercises, but
+incapable of harsh judgment upon any other living soul--had spent
+Bank Holiday in writing letters and addressing them (from a list
+drawn up in long consultation with her husband) to "women-workers" of
+all denominations in the parish, inviting them to meet in the
+Vicarage drawing-room at 3.30 P.M. on Wednesday, to discuss "what
+steps (if any) could be taken to form sewing-parties, ambulance
+classes, &c.," and later to partake of afternoon tea.
+
+The list was a depressing one, and not only because it included the
+names of Mrs Polsue and Miss Oliver. "It makes my heart sink," Mrs
+Steele confessed. "I hadn't realised till now, dear, how lonely we
+are--after five years, too--in this parish. Three out of every four
+are Nonconformists. It seems absurd, my taking the chair," she added
+wistfully. "Most likely they will wonder--even if they don't ask
+outright--what business I have to be showing the lead in this way."
+
+The Vicar kissed his wife. "Let them wonder. And if they ask--but
+they won't, being west-country and well-mannered--I shall be here to
+answer."
+
+"I wish you would answer them before they start to ask. That would
+be running no risks. A few words from you, just to explain and put
+them at their ease--"
+
+He laughed. "Cunning woman!" said he, addressing an invisible
+audience. "She means, 'to put _her_ at her ease,' by my taking over
+the few well-chosen remarks expected of the chairwoman. . . .
+My dear, I know you will be horribly nervous, and it would be easy
+enough for me to do the talking. But I am not going to, and for two
+reasons. To begin with, you will do it better--"
+
+"My _dear_ Robert!"
+
+"Twice as effectively--and all the more effectively if you contrive
+to break down. _That_ would conciliate them at once; for it would be
+evident proof that you disliked the job."
+
+"I don't quite see."
+
+"The religion of these good people very largely consists in shaping
+their immortal souls against the grain: and I admire it, in a sense,
+though on the whole it's not comparable with ours, which works
+towards God by love through a natural felicity. Still, it is
+disciplinary, and this country will have great use for it in the next
+few months. To do everything you dislike, and to do it thoroughly,
+will carry you quite a long way in war-time. The point at which
+Protestantism becomes disreputable is when you so far yield to loving
+your neighbour that you start chastising his sins to the neglect of
+your own. I have never quite understood why charity should begin at
+home, but I am sure that discipline ought to: and I sometimes think
+it ought to stay there."
+
+"That Mrs Polsue has such a disapproving face! . . . I wonder she
+ever brought herself to marry."
+
+"If you had only been following my argument, Agatha, you would see
+that probably she had no time for repugnance, being preoccupied in
+getting the poor fellow to do what he disliked. . . . Secondly--"
+
+"Oh! A sermon!"
+
+"Secondly," pursued the Vicar with firmness, "this War is so great a
+business that, to my mind, it just swallows up--effaces--all scruples
+and modesties and mock-modesties about precedence and the like.
+If any one sees a job that wants doing, and a way to put it through,
+he will simply have no time to be humble and let another man step
+before him. The jealousies and the broken pieces of Etiquette can be
+left to be picked up after the smoke has cleared away; and by that
+time, belike, they will have cleared away with the smoke. Do you
+remember that old story of Hans Andersen's, about the gale that
+altered the signboards? Well, I prophesy that a good many signboards
+will be altered by this blow, up and down England, perhaps even in
+our little parish. If it teach us at all to see things as they are,
+we shall all be known, the rest of our lives, for what we proved
+ourselves to be in 1914."
+
+"I saw in this morning's paper," said Mrs Steele, "that over at Troy
+they have an inn called the King of Prussia, and the Mayor and
+Corporation think of changing its name."
+
+"Yes," said her husband gravely; "the Kaiser wrote to the Town Clerk
+suggesting the Globe as more appropriate: but the Town Council, while
+willing to make some alteration, is divided between the Blue Boar and
+the Boot. . . . But that reminds me. If I am to attend your meeting,
+let us call in the Wesleyan Minister as a set-off. There's nothing
+makes a Woman's Meeting so womanly as a sprinkling of ministers of
+religion."
+
+"Robert, you are talking odiously, and you know it. I hate people to
+be satirical or sarcastic. To begin with, I never understand what
+they mean, so that I am helpless as well as uncomfortable."
+
+The Vicar had taken a step or two to the bay-window, where, with
+hands thrust within his trouser-pockets, he stood staring gloomily
+out on the bright flower-beds that, next to the comeliness and order
+of her ministering to the Church--garnishing of the altar, lustration
+of the holy vessels, washing and mending of vestments,--were the
+pride of Mrs Steele's life.
+
+ "See how the flowers, as at parade,
+ Under their colours stand display'd:
+ Each regiment in order grows,
+ That of the tulip, pink, and rose.--
+ O thou, that dear and happy Isle,
+ The garden of the world erstwhile,
+ Thou Paradise of the four seas
+ Which Heaven planted us to please,
+ But, to exclude the world, did guard
+ With wat'ry, if not flaming, sword;
+ Unhappy! shall we never more
+ That sweet militia restore?
+ When gardens only had their towers,
+ And all the garrisons were flowers. . . ."
+
+He murmured Marvell's lines to himself and, with a shake of the
+shoulders coming out of his brown study, swung round to the
+writing-table again.
+
+"Dear, I beg your pardon! . . . The truth is, I feel savage with
+myself: and, being a condemned non-combatant, I vented it on the most
+sensitive soul I could find, knowing it to be gentle, and taking care
+(as you say) to catch and render it helpless." He groaned.
+"Yes, yes--I am a brute! Even now I am using that same tone which
+you detest. You do right to detest it. But will it comfort you a
+little to know that when a man takes that tone, often enough it's
+because he too feels helpless as well as angry? 'Mordant' is the
+word, I believe: which means that the poor fool bites _you_ to get
+his teeth into himself."
+
+She rose from her writing-chair and touched him by the arm.
+
+"Robert!" she appealed.
+
+"Oh, yes--'What is the matter with me?' . . . Nothing--or, in other
+words, Everything--that is to say, this War."
+
+"It's terrible, of course; but I don't see--" She broke off.
+"Is it the War itself that upsets you, or the little we can do to
+help? If _that's_ your trouble, why, of course it was silly of me to
+worry you just now about my being nervous of facing these people.
+But we're only at the beginning--"
+
+"Agatha!" The Vicar drew a hand from his pocket, laid it on his
+wife's shoulder, and looked her in the eyes. "Don't I know that, if
+the call came, you would face a platoon? It's I who am weak.
+This War--" He stared out of the window again.
+
+"It is a just War, if ever there was one. . . . Robert, you don't
+doubt _that_, surely! Forced on us--Why, you yourself used to warn
+me, when I little heeded, that the Germans were preparing it, that
+'the Day' must come sooner or later: for they would have it so."
+
+"That's true enough."
+
+"So positive about it as you were then, proving to me that their
+Naval Estimates could spell nothing else! . . . And now that it has
+come, what is the matter with _us?_ Have _we_ provoked it? Have
+_we_ torn up treaties? Had you, a week ago--had any one we know-the
+smallest desire for it?"
+
+"Before God, we had not. The English people--I will swear to it, in
+this corner of the land--had no more quarrel with the Germans than I
+have with you at this moment. Why, we saw how the first draft--the
+Naval Reservists--went off last Sunday. In a kind of stupor, they
+were. But wars are made by Governments, Agatha; never by peoples."
+
+"And our Government--much as I detest them for their behaviour to the
+Welsh Church--our Government worked for peace up to the last."
+
+"I honestly believe they did. I am sure they did . . . up to the
+last, as you say. The question is, _Were they glad or sorry when
+they didn't bring it off?_"
+
+"Robert!"
+
+"I am trying--as we shall all have to try--to look at things as they
+are. This trouble has been brewing ever since the South African War,
+. . . and for ten years at least Germany has been shaping up for a
+quarrel which we have hoped to decline. On a hundred points of
+preparation they are ready and we are not; they have probably sown
+this idle nation with their spies as they sowed France before 1870:
+they make no more bones about a broken oath or two to-day than they
+made about forging the Ems telegram. They are an unpleasant race,--
+the North Germans, at least--and an uncivilised--"
+
+"They make the most appalling noises with their soup. . . . Do you
+remember that German baron at the _table d'hote_ at Genoa?"
+
+"The point is that, with all their thoroughness in plotting, they
+have no _savoir faire_; they are educated beyond the capacity of
+their breeding; and the older, lazier, civilised nations have--as the
+saying is--caught the barbarian stiff. It is--as you choose to look
+at it--a tragedy of tactlessness or a triumph of tact; and for our
+time, anyway, the last word upon the Church of Christ--call it
+Eastern or Western, Roman, Lutheran, or Anglican."
+
+Mrs Steele looked at her husband earnestly. "If you believe that--"
+
+"But I do believe it," he interrupted.
+
+"If you believe that," she persisted, "I can understand your
+doubting, even despairing over a hundred things. . . . But below it
+all I feel that you are angry with something deeper."
+
+"Eh?"
+
+"With something in yourself."
+
+"Yes, you're right," he answered savagely. "You shall know what it
+is," said he, on the instant correcting himself to tenderness, "when
+I've taken hat and stick and gone out and wrestled with it."
+
+
+As luck would have it, on his way down the hill he encountered Mr
+Hambly, and delivered his message.
+
+"The notion is that we form a small Emergency Committee. Here at
+home, in the next few weeks or months, many things will want doing.
+For the most important, we must keep an eye on the wives and families
+whose breadwinners have gone off to fight; see that they get their
+allotments of pay and separation allowances; and administer as wisely
+as we can the relief funds that are already being started. Also the
+ladies will desire, no doubt, to form working-parties, make hospital
+shirts, knit socks, tear and roll lint for bandages. My wife even
+suggests an ambulance class; and I have written to Mant, at St
+Martin's, who may be willing to come over (say) once a week and teach
+us the rudiments of 'First Aid' on the chance--a remote one, I own--
+that one of these days we may get a boat-load of wounded at Polpier.
+I'll admit, too, that all these preparations may well strike you as
+petty, and even futile. But they may be good, anyhow, for our own
+souls' health. They will give us a sense of helping."
+
+Mr Hambly took off his spectacles and wiped them, for his eyes were
+moist. "Do you know," said he, smiling, "that I was on my way to
+visit you with a very similar proposal? . . . Now, as you are a good
+thirty years younger than I, and, moreover, have been springing
+downhill while I have been toiling laboriously up--" He glanced down
+at his club foot.
+
+--"That I took duty for you and did the long-windedness," put in the
+Vicar with a laugh. "And I haven't quite finished yet. The idea is
+(I should add) that, as in politics, so with our religious
+differences, we all declare a truce of God. In Heaven's name let us
+all pull together for once and forget our separation of creeds!"
+
+The Minister rubbed his eyes gently; for the trouble, after all,
+seemed to be with them and not with his spectacles.
+
+"And I ought to add," said he, "that the first suggestion of such a
+Committee came from the ladies of my congregation. The only credit I
+can claim is for a certain obstinacy in resisting those who would
+have confined the effort to our Society. . . . Most happily I managed
+to prevail--and it was none the easier because I happen just now to
+be a little out of odour with some of the more influential members of
+what I suppose must be termed my 'flock.'"
+
+"Yes: I heard that your sermon last Sunday had caused a scandal.
+What was it you said? That, in a breakdown of Christianity like the
+present, we might leave talk of the public-houses and usefully
+consider Sunday closing of churches and chapels--or something of the
+sort."
+
+"Was it in that form the report reached you?" the Minister asked with
+entire gravity. "There is an epigrammatist abroad in Polpier, and I
+have never been able to trace him--or her. But it is the truth--and
+it may well have leaked out in my discourse--that I feel our services
+to have lost their point and our ministrations their savour. . . .
+I--I beg your pardon," he corrected himself: "I should have said
+'_my_ ministrations.'"
+
+"Not at all. . . . Do you suppose I have not been feeling with you--
+that all our business has suddenly turned flat, stale, unprofitable?"
+
+"It is a natural discouragement. . . . Let us own it to none until we
+have found our hearts again. I see now that even that hint of it in
+my sermon was a momentary lapse of loyalty. Meanwhile I clutch on
+this proposal of yours. It will give us all what we most want--a
+sense of being useful."
+
+The Vicar stepped back a pace and eyed him. Then, on an impulse--
+
+"Hambly," he said, "you have to hear Confession. I am going to tell
+you something I have kept secret even from my wife. . . . I have
+written to the Bishop asking his permission to volunteer for
+service."
+
+"May God bring you safely back, my friend! If I were younger. . . .
+And the Army will want chaplains."
+
+"But I am not offering myself as a chaplain."
+
+"How, then?"
+
+"I am asking leave to _fight_. . . . Don't stare, man; and don't
+answer me until you have heard my reasons. Well, you have read your
+newspaper and must have noted how, all over Britain, the bishops,
+clergy, and ministers of all denominations are turning themselves
+into recruiting sergeants and urging men to fight. You note how they
+preach this War as a War in defence of Law, in defence of Right
+against Might, a War for the cause of humanity, a War for an ideal.
+In to-day's paper it has even become a War against War. . . .
+Well, if all this be true, why should I as a priest be denied my
+share in the crusade? Why should I be forbidden to lay down my life
+in what is, to these people, so evidently my Master's service?
+Why should it be admirable--nay, a fundamental of manhood--in Tom and
+Dick and Harry to play the Happy Warrior life-size, but reprehensible
+in _me?_ Or again, look at it in _this_ way.--You and I, as
+ministers of the Gospel, have gone about preaching it (pretty
+ineffectively, to be sure) for a Gospel of Peace. Well now, if these
+fellows are right, it turns out that we have been wrong all the time,
+and the sooner we make amends, by carrying a gun, the better.
+Any way--priest or no priest--I have in me certain scruples which
+deter me from telling Tom or Dick or Harry to take a gun and kill a
+man, and from scolding him if he is not quick about it, while I
+myself am not proposing to take the risk or earn the undying honour--
+or the guilt--whichever it may be."
+
+"My mind moves slowly," said the Minister after a pause, during
+which the Vicar drew breath. "And often, when confronted in a hurry
+with an argument which I dislike but see no present way to
+controvert, I fall back for moral support on the tone of the
+disputant. . . . I have a feeling at this moment that you are in the
+wrong, somewhere and somehow, because you are talking like an angry
+man."
+
+"So my wife assured me, half an hour ago. . . . Then let me put it
+differently and with a sweet reasonableness. If this War be a Holy
+War, why may I not share actively in it? Or on what principle, if
+the military use of weapons be right for a layman, should it be wrong
+for a clergyman? What differentiates us?"
+
+"In a vague way," said the Minister, "I see that a great deal may
+differentiate you. Suppose, now, I were to ask what separates you
+from a layman, that you should have a right, which you deny him, to
+pronounce the Absolution. You will answer me, and in firm faith,
+that by a laying-on of hands you have inherited--in direct succession
+from the Apostles--a certain particular virtue. You know me well
+enough by this time to be sure that, while doubting your claim, I
+respect its sincerity. . . . It is a claim, at least, which has
+silently endured through some hundreds of generations of men, to
+reassert itself quietly, times and again, after many hundreds of
+accesses of human madness. . . . I do not press the validity of my
+mission, which derives what sanction it may merely from a general
+spiritual tradition of the race. But yours is special, you say; by
+it _you_ are consecrated, separated, reserved. Then if you are
+reserved to absolve men of their sins, may you not be rightly
+reserved against sharing in their combats?"
+
+"I am hot," the Vicar acknowledged; "and in my heat the most I can
+manage is sarcasm. But I have the grace to hope that in process of
+time I shall acquire the sweeter temper of irony."
+
+A dull thud shook the atmosphere overhead, and was followed some four
+seconds later by another and louder reverberation. The two men,
+startled for a moment, smiled as they collected their thoughts.
+"That means security, not danger."
+
+"Gun-practice. We were warned of it by advertisement in this
+morning's paper. A 9.4-inch gun, by the sound of it--and there goes
+another! A battle-cruiser at least!--Shall we walk out to the cliffs
+for a sight of her?"
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+
+
+THE THREE PILCHARDS.
+
+"Boo-oom!" echoed Un' Benny Rowett on the Quay, mocking the noise of
+the cannonade. "War--bloody war, my hearties! There goes a hundred
+pound o' taxpayers' money; an' there go all our pilchards for this
+season, the most promisin' in my recollection."
+
+"He'll be tellin' us," suggested a humourist, "that the British Navy
+is firin' on pilchards, in the hope there may be a submarine
+somewhere amongst 'em."
+
+"I never rose to the height o' puttin' myself into the enemy's mind,"
+retorted Un' Benny; "which they tell me, in the newspapers, is the
+greatest art o' warfare. I be a modest man, content with
+understandin' pilchards; and if you'd ever taken that trouble, Zack
+Mennear--Boo-oom! there it goes again!--you'd know that, soon as they
+hear gunfire, or feel it--for their senses don't tally with mine, or
+even with yours--plumb deep the fish sink. Th' Old Doctor used to
+preach that, when sunk, they headed back for Americy; but seein' as
+they sunk, and out o' reach o' net, I never could see the matter was
+worth pursooin'. The point is, you an' me'll find ourselves poorer
+men by Christmas. And that's War, and it hits us men o' peace both
+ways. Boo-oom!--plunk goes one hundred pounds o' money to the bottom
+o' the sea; an' close after it goes the fish! You may take my word--
+'tis first throwin' away the helve and then the hatchet. I could
+never see any sense in War, for my part; an' I remember bein' very
+much impressed, back at the bye-election, by a little man who came
+down uninvited in a check ulster and a straw hat. The Liberal
+Committee disowned him, and he was afterwards taken up an' give three
+months at Quarter Sessions for payin' his board an' lodgin' somewhere
+with a fancy cheque. But he was most impressive, even convincing
+while he lasted; and I remember to this day what he told us about the
+South African War. 'That War, my friends,' he said, 'has cost us,
+first an' last, two hundred an' fifty millions of money--and 'oo
+_paid_ for it? You an' me.' Boo-oom! once more! That's the way the
+money goes,--an', more by token, here comes Pamphlett to know what
+the row's about, an' with the loose cash, I'se wage, fairly skipping
+in his trouser-pockets."
+
+Sure enough, Mr Pamphlett, as the cannonade shook the plate-glass
+windows of his bank, had started up in some alarm, and was sallying
+forth to seek reassurance. For again the inner sheet of the
+newspaper, with its reports of the mobilisation of armies and of
+embassies taking flight from various European capitals, had engaged
+all his attention, and he had missed the advertisement columns.
+
+On his way to ask news of the group of fishermen at the Quay-head he
+hurried--and almost without observing him--past Nicky-Nan; who
+likewise had hobbled forth to discover the meaning of the uproar,
+and, having discovered it, had retired to seat himself on the bollard
+outside the "Three Pilchards" and nurse his leg. "What's this firing
+about?" asked Mr Pamphlett, arriving in a high state of perspiration.
+"I--I gather, from the cool way you men are taking it, that there's
+no cause for alarm?"
+
+Now Un' Benny, who found it hard as a rule to bear ill-will toward
+any living creature, very cordially disliked Mr Pamphlett--as indeed
+did most of the men on the Quay. But whereas the dislike of
+nine-tenths of Polpier was helpless as the toad's resentment of the
+harrow--since the banker held the strings of sundry Fishing
+Companies, and was a hard taskmaster--Un' Benny, with a few chosen
+kinsmen, had preserved his independence.
+
+"The kings o' the earth rise up together, sir," answered Un' Benny
+very deliberately; "an' by consikence the little fishes take hidin'.
+'Tis a poor look-out for our callin'--a wisht poor job altogether!
+Fishers and apostles always stood in together, an' War's the
+ruination o' both. What with the Gospel gone scat, an' no dividends
+this side o' Christmas--"
+
+"I asked you," interrupted Mr Pamphlett, "what that firing means, out
+there? It's friendly, of course? A British battleship?"
+
+"As to that," replied Un' Benny, slowly ruminating, "I wouldn' call
+it _friendly_ in any man to let off a big-inch gun at anything.
+That's not the word I'd choose. And I don't grant 'ee that there's
+no danger because we men, as you call us"--here Un' Benny distributed
+the emphasis delicately--"happen to be takin' it cool. But if you
+ask my opinion, she's a first-class cruiser; an' you hit it off when
+you asked, 'What's this firin' about?' 'Firin' about,' that's _of_
+it, as I reckon; and aboard of her, belike, the boys that left us o'
+Sunday, takin' a little practice to get their hands in. But there!
+A guess is a guess; and if you're anxious about it, and'll step into
+my boat, sir, we'll put out and make sure."
+
+Mr Pamphlett ignored this proposal. He turned on the other men.
+"It's a fine day, anyhow," he said; "and the wind turning
+nor'-westerly. If sure she's only a cruiser at practice, why are you
+fellows loafing in harbour?"
+
+"As for _that_"--Un' Benny intercepted the question blandly--"they
+can answer for their-selves, them that's under obligation to 'ee.
+But you started on _me_, an' so I'll be polite an' lead off.
+In th' first place, with all this tow-row, the fish be all gone to
+bottom; there's not one'll take hook by day nor net by night.
+An' next, with a parcel o' reservists pickin' up the gunnery they've
+forgot, for a week or so the firin' is apt to be flippant. Yes, Mr
+Pamphlett, you can go back to your business an' feel all the easier
+in mind every time a bangin' great shell makes ye bob up an' down in
+your chair. 'Tis a fine thing to stand here an' feel we've a Navy
+protectin' us all; but don't send these poor fellows out to be
+protected _too near_." Un' Benny's eyes twinkled a moment. "It does
+'em good, too, to take a rest now an' then, an' smoke a pipe, an'
+praise the Lord that made 'em Englishmen."
+
+Mr Pamphlett detested Un' Benny's conversation. It always struck him
+as significantly meaningless. Again he addressed himself to the
+other men.
+
+"What Rowett says about the fish is true enough, I dare say.
+When they hear all this noise--"
+
+But Un' Benny took him up, blandly as before. "There's a man, down
+to Mevegissey," he said, "that holds 'tis no question of hearin', or
+of what you and I do call hearin'. Accordin' to him the fish have a
+sixth sense, denied to ordinary Christians--"
+
+"I don't want to hear what this or that fool says at Mevegissey--"
+
+"He's a County Councillor," murmured Un' Benny. "But, to be sure, it
+don't follow."
+
+"What _I_ say," pursued Mr Pamphlett, shaking a forefinger at the
+group, "is that Rowett may be his own master, but the rest of you
+mustn't take it into your heads that because our country happens to
+be at war you've an excuse to be idle. 'Business as usual'--that's
+my motto: and I doubt if Rowett here will find you a better-paying
+one, however long you listen to him." On secure ground now, Mr
+Pamphlett faced about, challenging the old man.
+
+"Heigh?" said Un' Benny with a well-affected start of surprise.
+"There now!--and I was allowin' you'd had enough o' my chatter.
+'Business as usual'"--he looked closely at Mr Pamphlett, and so let
+his gaze travel down the street, till it rested meditatively on the
+Bank doorway. "'Business as usual' . . . aye to be sure!
+Well, well!"
+
+There was nothing in this upon which Mr Pamphlett could retort.
+So, after wagging his forefinger again at the group of men, he turned
+and left them.
+
+On his way back he came face to face with Nicky-Nan, still solitary
+and seated on his bollard; and pulled up before him.
+
+"Oh, by the way, Nanjivell!--I hope you understand that the ejectment
+order still holds, and that I can take possession of the premises at
+any time?"
+
+"That's as may be," answered Nicky-Nan slowly. "You tell me so, and
+I hear you."
+
+"I tell you so, and it's the law. . . . But I've no wish to be hard,
+even after the trouble you've given me; and moreover this War may--
+er--tend to interpose some delay in one or two small matters I
+was--er--projecting. 'Business as usual' is, and has been--as I have
+just been telling those fellows yonder--my motto since the early days
+of the crisis "--Mr Pamphlett could not accurately remember when he
+had first come upon that headline in his newspaper--"'Business as
+usual,' but with--er--modifications, of course. As I remember, I
+told you yesterday that, if you behave yourself, I may relent so far
+as to give you a short grace."
+
+"Thank 'ee," said Nicky-Nan. "I'm behavin' myself--that's to say, so
+far as I know."
+
+"But I want to make one or two points very clear to you. In the
+first place, what I'm about to say is strictly without prejudice?"
+Mr Pamphlett paused, upon a note of interrogation.
+
+"I don't rightly know what that means. But no matter: since you're
+sayin' it and I'm not."
+
+"Secondly, if I give you yet a few weeks' grace, it is on condition
+that you bring me your rent regularly from this time forward."
+
+"Go on."
+
+"Thirdly, you are to understand plainly that, as I have the power and
+the right, so I shall use my own convenience, in ordering you to
+quit. Happen this War will last a long time."
+
+"Then 'tis an ill wind that blows good to nobody."
+
+"Happen it may be a short one. Or again, even if it lasts, I may
+change my mind and decide to start work on the premises at once.
+There may be a depression in the building trade, for example, and
+even putting in hand a small job like that would help to restore
+public confidence."
+
+"You may give any dam reason you please to yourself," said Nicky-Nan
+uncompromisingly, "so long as you don't start palmin' it 'pon me.
+I paid Hendy the costs o' the order this morning--which is not to say
+that I promise 'ee to act on it. Whatever your reason may be, the
+point is you don't propose turnin' me out till further notice--hey?"
+
+"Provided your rent is duly paid up to date."
+
+"Right." Nicky-Nan slid a hand into his trouser-pocket, where his
+fingers met the reassuring touch of half-a-dozen sovereigns he
+carried there for earnest of his good fortune.
+
+"And on the understanding that I claim possession whenever it suits
+me. When I say 'the understanding,' of course, there's no bargain
+implied. I am in a position to do as I like at any time. I want to
+make that clear."
+
+"Very thoughtful of you."
+
+"Well, I'm glad you're grateful."
+
+"Who said so?"
+
+"At least," answered Mr Pamphlett with rising choler, "you must own
+that I have shown you great consideration--great consideration _and_
+forbearance." He checked his wrath, being a man who had severely
+trained himself to keep his temper in any discussion touching
+business. To the observance of this simple rule, indeed, he owed
+half his success in life. (During the operation of getting the
+better of a fellow-man, it was wellnigh impossible to ruffle Mr
+Pamphlett.) "I'll leave you to think it over."
+
+"Thank 'ee," said Nicky-Nan as the banker walked away; and sat on in
+the August sunshine, the potable gold of which harmonised with the
+tangible gold in his pockets, but so that he, being able to pay the
+piper, felt himself in command of the tune. He had ballasted both
+pockets with coins. It gave him a wonderful sense of stability, on
+the strength of which he had been able to talk with Mr Pamphlett as
+one man should with another. And lo! he had prevailed. Obedient to
+some subtle sense, Pamphlett had lowered his usual domineering tone,
+and was climbing down under the bluff he yet maintained. . . .
+Nicky-Nan was not grateful: but already he felt inclined to make
+allowance for the fellow. What a mastery money gave!
+
+A voice hailed him from the doorway of the Three Pilchards.
+
+"Mornin', Nicky!"
+
+Nicky-Nan slewed himself about on the bollard, and encountered the
+genial gaze of Mr Latter, the landlord. Mr Latter, a retired Petty
+Officer of the Navy, stood six feet two inches in his socks, and
+carried a stomach which incommoded even that unusual stature.
+The entrance-door of the Three Pilchards being constructed in two
+flaps, Mr Latter habitually closed the lower one and eased the upper
+part of his facade upon it while he surveyed the world.
+
+"Mornin', Nicky!" repeated Mr Latter. "I han't seen ye this couple
+o' days; but I had word you weren't gone with the rest, your leg
+bein' so bad. Step indoors, an' rest it over a drink."
+
+"You're very kind, Mr Latter," Nicky-Nan answered somewhat stiffly.
+"I was just then thinkin' I'd come in and order one for the good o'
+the house." To himself he added: "One o' these days I'll teach
+that man to speak to me as 'Mr Nanjivell'--though it come to
+remindin' him that his wife's mother was my father's wet-nurse, and
+glad of the job." But this he growled to himself as he hobbled up
+the steps to the door.
+
+"I didn't say anything about payment," Mr Latter remarked affably,
+stepping back a pace as he pulled open the flap of the door, and
+politely suppressing a groan at the removal of that abdominal
+support. "I was askin' you to oblige me by takin' a drink, seein' as
+how--"
+
+"Seein' as how _what?_" Nicky-Nan asked with suppressed fierceness as
+he pushed his way in, conscious of the ballast in his pocket.
+
+(Wonderful--let it be said again--is the confidence that money
+carries: subtle and potent the ways by which it asserts itself upon
+the minds of men!)
+
+--"Seein' as how," Mr Latter corrected himself, drawing back again
+and giving such room in the passage as his waist allowed--"seein' as
+how all true patriots should have a fellow-feelin' in times like the
+present, an' stand shoulder to shoulder, so to speak, not refusin' a
+drink when offered in a friendly way. It gives a feelin' of
+solidarity, as one might say. That's the word--solidarity.
+Still, if you insist," he paused, following Nicky-Nan into the little
+bar-parlour, "I mustn't say no. The law don't allow me. A two of
+beer, if I may suggest?"
+
+"Brandy for me!" said Nicky-Nan recklessly. "And a soda."
+
+"Brandy for heroes, as the sayin' is. Which, if Three Star, is
+sixpence, an' two is a shilling, and a split soda makes one-an'-four.
+'Tis a grand beverage, but terrible costly." Mr Latter took down the
+bottle from its shelf and uncorked it, still with an incredulous eye
+on Nicky-Nan. "What with the War breakin' out an' takin' away the
+visitors, an' money certain (as they tell me) to be scarce all over
+the land, I didn' reckon to sell another glass between this an'
+Christmas; when in walks you, large as my lord, and calls for a
+brace! . . . Sure ye mean it?"
+
+"I never insisted 'pon _your_ choosin' brandy," said Nicky-Nan,
+beginning to fumble in his left trouser-pocket. "You can make it
+beer if you wish, but _I_ said 'brandy.' If you have no--"
+He ended on a sharp outcry, as of physical pain.
+
+For a dire accident had happened. The men of Polpier (as this
+narrative may or may not have mentioned)--that is to say, all who are
+connected with the fishery--in obedience to a customary law,
+unwritten but stringent, clothe the upper part of their persons in
+blue guernsey smocks. These being pocketless, all personal cargo has
+to be stowed somewhere below the belt. (In Mrs Pengelly's shop you
+may purchase trousers that have as many as four pockets. They cost
+anything from eleven-and-sixpence to fifteen shillings, and you ask
+Mrs Pengelly for them under the categorical name of "non-plush
+unmentionables"--"non-plush" being short for _Non Plus Ultra_.)
+
+Nicky-Nan, then, plunging a hand into his left trouser-pocket in
+search of a florin which he believed to lie there amidst the costlier
+cargo, and confident that by its size and his sense of touch he could
+separate it from the gold, found that he must first remove his
+pocket-handkerchief. As he drew it forth, alas! two golden
+sovereigns followed in its fold, fell, and jingled on the slate-paved
+floor. Not all the fresh sawdust strewn there could deaden the merry
+sound of wealth. The two coins ran trickling, the one to clash
+against a brass spittoon, the other to take hiding in a dark corner
+under the counter. "You might," said Mr Latter that evening,
+relating the occurrence to a circle of steady customers, "have
+knocked me down with a feather. To see old Nicky, of all men,
+standin' there before my very eyes an' sheddin' gold like a
+cornopean!"
+
+What Mr Latter did at the moment, or as soon as he recovered his
+presence of mind, was to set down his bottle and dive under the
+counter; while Nicky-Nan chased the coin which had ricochetted off
+the spittoon and lodged against the wainscot. Their physical
+infirmities made the pursuit painful for both, as the darkness in a
+small room overcrowded with furniture made it difficult. Mr Latter
+emerged panting, in audible bodily distress. His search had been
+longer than Nicky-Nan's, but it was successful. He straightened
+himself up and held out the coin to the light.
+
+"A sovereign! . . . I'll have to go out an' fetch change.
+A sovereign, send I may never!" He rang it on the bar-counter.
+"I'll step along an' get change from the Bank."
+
+"There's no hurry," stammered Nicky-Nan hastily and in confusion.
+"Let's have the drink, an' maybe I can fish out something smaller.
+ . . . You keep your parlour very dark," he added, repocketing both
+coins.
+
+"I reckon now," observed Mr Latter thoughtfully as he measured out
+the two tots of brandy, "that 'taty-patch o' your'n has been a
+perfect gold-mine this season. Everyone tells me how agriculture is
+lookin' up."
+
+Nicky-Nan sought refuge in a falsehood.
+
+"'Tis my rent," said he, "that I've been savin' up for Pamphlett.
+Didn' you see him stop an' speak wi' me five minutes since?
+Well, that was to make an appointment an' give me the receipt.
+Between you an' me, I've been gettin' a bit to leeward with it
+lately."
+
+"Ay," said Mr Latter, opening the soda-water and pouring it.
+"Everybody in the parish knows _that_. . . . Well, things are
+lookin' up, seemingly, and I congratulate 'ee. Here's Success to
+Agriculture! . . . Brandy for heroes! 'Tis a curious thing, how
+this partic'lar drink goes straight to the heart an' kindles it.
+Champagne has the same effect, only more so. A glass o' champagne
+will keep kickin' inside o' ye for an hour maybe. With brandy 'tis
+soon over and you want another go. I've noticed that often."
+
+"You won't have a chance to notice it today." Nicky-Nan drained his
+glass at a gulp, and searched again in his pockets. . . .
+
+
+"And if you'll believe me," reported Mr Latter to a wondering
+audience that evening, "the man pulled out of his pocket--his _right_
+pocket, this time--a two-shillin' piece and a penny; and as he picks
+out the two-shillin' piece, to pay me, what happens but he lets drop
+another sovereign, that had got caught between the two! It pitched
+under the flap o' the counter an' rolled right to my boot! 'What did
+I say to en?' Well, I don't mind ownin' that for a moment it took me
+full aback an' tied the string o' my tongue. But as I picked it up
+and handed it to en, I says, says I, 'Mr Nanjivell,' I says, 'at this
+rate I don't wonder your not joinin'-up wi' the Reserve.' . . .
+What's more, naybours, I don't mind admittin' to you that after the
+man had paid an' left, I slipped to the door an' keeked out after
+him--an' that story of his about it bein' his rent-money was all a
+flam. He went past Pamphlett's Bank, never so much as turnin' to
+look at it."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+
+
+FIRST ATTEMPT AT HIDING.
+
+Nicky-Nan belonged, congenitally and unconsciously, to that happy
+brotherhood of men--_felices sua si bona norint_--whom a little
+liquor exhilarates, but even a great deal has no power to bemuse.
+But what avails an immunity above your fellows, if life seldom or
+never gives you opportunity to prove it?
+
+Nicky-Nan had drunk, after long abstinence and upon a fasting
+stomach, one brandy-and-soda. He was sober as a judge; he walked
+straight and--bating his weak leg--firmly, yet he trod on air: he
+looked neither to the right nor to the left, yet he saw nothing of
+the familiar street through which he steered. For a vision danced
+ahead of him. Gold in his pockets, golden sunshine now in his
+veins--thanks to the brandy-and-soda,--a golden vision weaving itself
+and flickering in the golden August weather, and in his ears a
+sentence running, chiming, striking upon the word "gold"--
+"Ding-a-ding-a-dong! 'Taty-patch a _gold_ mine--'taty-patch a _gold_
+mine!" The prosaic Mr Latter had set the chime ringing, as a dull
+sacristan might unloose the music of a belfry; but like a chime of
+faery it rippled and trilled, closing ever upon the deep note "gold,"
+and echoed back as from a veritable gong of that metal.
+
+"'Taty-patch a gold mine"--How came it that, until Latter put the
+idea into his head, he had never thought of this, his one firm
+holding on earth, as a hiding-place for his treasure? His lodging in
+the old house, hard as he would fight for it, acknowledged another
+man's will. But the patch of ground by the cliff was his own.
+He had claimed its virginity, chosen and tamed it, marked it off,
+fenced it about, broken the soil, trenched it, wrought it, taught the
+barren to bear. It lay remote, approachable only by a narrow
+cliff-track, overlooked by no human dwelling, doubly concealed--by a
+small twist of the coast-line and a dip of the ground--from the
+telescopes of the coastguard in their watch-house. Folks had hinted
+from time to time (but always chaffing him) that the land must
+belong to _some one_--to the Crown, maybe, or, more likely, to the
+Duchy. But he had tilled it for years undisturbed and unchallenged.
+The parcel had come to be known as "Nicky-Nan's Chapel," because on
+fine Sundays, when godlier folks were in church, he spent so much of
+his time there, smoking and watching the Channel and thinking his
+thoughts. It was inconceivable that any one should dispute his title
+now, after the hundreds and hundreds of maundfuls of seaweed under
+which, first and last--in his later years--he had staggered up the
+path from the Cove, to incorporate them in the soil.
+
+At the turn of the street he fetched up standing, arrested by another
+bright idea. Why, of course! He would carry up a part of his wealth
+to the 'taty-patch and bury it. . . . But a man shouldn't put all his
+eggs in one basket, and--_why_ hadn't he thought of it before?
+The money had lain those many years, safe and unsuspected, under the
+false floor of the cupboard. Simplest thing in the world, now that
+Pamphlett had given him a respite, to plank up the place again with a
+couple of new boards, plaster up the ceiling of the sitting-room, and
+restore a good part of the gold to its hiding!--not all of it,
+though; since Pamphlett might change his mind at any time, and of a
+sudden. No, a good part of the gold must be conveyed to the
+'taty-patch. He would make a start, maybe, that very night--or
+rather, that very evening in the dusk when the moon rose: for (now he
+came to remember) the moon would be at her full to-morrow, or next
+day. While the dusk lasted he could dig, up there, and no passer-by
+would suspect him of any intent beyond eking out the last glimpse of
+day. To be surprised in the act of digging by moonlight was another
+matter, and might start an evil rumour. For one thing, it was held
+uncanny, in Polpier, to turn the soil by moonlight--a deed never done
+save by witches or persons in league with Satan. Albeit they may not
+own to it, two-thirds of the inhabitants of Polpier believe in black
+magic.
+
+He would make a start, then, towards dusk. There was no occasion to
+take any great load at one time, or even to be seen with any
+conspicuous burden. As much gold as his two pockets would carry--
+that would serve for a start. To-morrow he might venture to visit
+Mrs Pengelly and purchase a new and more capacious pair of trousers--
+to-morrow, or perhaps the day after. Caution was necessary. He had
+already astonished Mr Gedye, the ironmonger, with his affluence: and
+just now again, like a fool, he had been dropping sovereigns about
+Latter's bar-parlour. That had been an awkward moment. He had
+extricated himself with no little skill, but it was a warning to be
+careful against multiplying evidence or letting it multiply. A new
+pair of trousers, as this narrative has already hinted, is always a
+somewhat dazzling adventure in Polpier. No. . . . decidedly he had
+better postpone _that_ investment. Just now he would step around to
+boatbuilder Jago's and borrow or purchase a short length of
+eight-inch planking to repair the flooring of the bedroom cupboard.
+Jago had a plenty of such odd lengths to be had for the asking.
+"I'll make out the top of the water-butt wants mending," said
+Nicky-Nan to himself. "Lord! what foolishness folk talk about the
+contrivances of poverty. Here have I been living in fear and
+tremblement over a dozen things never likely to befall, and all
+because my brain has been starving for years, along with my stomach.
+Start the pump with a dose of brandy, and it rewards ye by working
+sweet and suent. Here at this moment be a dozen things possible and
+easy, that two hours agone were worrying me to the grave. Now I know
+how rich men thrive, and I'll use the secret. Simplicity itself it
+is: for set me on the Lord Mayor's throne and fill me with expensive
+meat and drink, and I'll be bold to command the Powers o' Darkness."
+
+This was fine talking. But he had not freed himself from the tremors
+of wealth: and now again--
+
+ Can such things be,
+ And overcome us like a summer cloud,
+ Without our special wonder?
+
+--now and again and for about the twentieth time--now again, as he
+turned to bend his steps towards Boatbuilder Jago's yard--suddenly
+and without warning, as a wave the terror took him that in his
+absence some thief or spy had surprised his hoard. Under its urgency
+he wheeled right-about and hurried for home, to assure himself that
+all was safe.
+
+Such was his haste that in passing the corner of the bridge he
+scarcely observed a knot of children gathered thereby, until 'Beida's
+voice hailed him and brought him to a halt.
+
+"Mr Nanjivell!"
+
+"Hey! Is that you, Missy?" Nicky-Nan wheeled half-about.
+
+"If you had eyes in your head, you wouldn' be starin' at me," said
+'Beida, "but at 'Bert. Look at him--And you, 'Biades, can stand
+there an' look up at him so long as you like, provided you don't bust
+out cryin' at his altered appearance: no, nor crick your neck in
+doin' it, but bear in mind that mother used up the last of the arnica
+when you did it last time tryin' to count the buttons up Policeman
+Rat-it-all's uniform, an' that if the wind should shift of a sudden
+and catch you with your eyes bulgin' out of your head like they'm
+doin' at this moment, happen 'twill fix you up comical for life: an'
+then instead of your growin' up apprenticed to a butcher, as has been
+your constant dream, we'll have to put you into a travellin' show for
+a gogglin' May-game, an' that's where your heart will be turnin'
+ever, far from the Old Folks at Home. . . . You'll excuse me, Mr
+Nanjivell, but the time an' trouble it costs to wean that child's
+eyes off anything in the shape of a novelty you'd hardly believe.
+ . . . Well, what do you say to 'Bert?"
+
+"I'd say," answered Nicky-Nan slowly, contemplating the boy--who wore
+a slouch hat, a brown shirt with a loosely tied neckerchief,
+dark-blue cut-shorts and stockings that exhibited some three inches
+of bare knee--"I'd say, if he came on me sudden, that he was Buffalo
+Bill or else Baden Powell, or else the pair rolled into one."
+
+"You wouldn't be far wrong either. He's a Boy Scout, that's what he
+is. Walked over to St Martin's this mornin' an' joined up. A kind
+lady over there was so took with his appearance that she had to
+improve it or die on the spot, out of her own pocket. He's walked
+back with his own trousers in a parcel, lookin'--well, like what you
+see. _I_ think it becomin', on the whole. He tells me his motto is
+'Be British,' an' he has to do a kind action every day of his life:
+which he won't find easy, in a little place like Polpier."
+
+As 'Beida drew breath, the boy faced Nicky-Nan half sulkily.
+
+"They put me into this outfit. I didn't _ask_ for it."
+
+"If you want my opinion, 'Bert," said Nicky-Nan, "it suits 'ee very
+well; an' you look two inches taller in it already."
+
+
+He hurried on in the direction of Boatbuilder Jago's yard, which
+stands close above the foreshore, on the eastern side of the little
+haven. When he returned, with the boards under his arm, it was to
+find 'Bert the centre of a knot of boys, all envious--though two or
+three were making brave attempts to hide it under a fire of jocose
+criticism. It was plain, however, that morally 'Bert held the upper
+hand. Whilst they had been playing silly games around the Quay, he
+had walked to St Martin's and done the real thing. No amount of
+chaff could hide that his had been the glory of the initiative.
+Indeed, he showed less of annoyance with his critics than of boredom
+with 'Biades, who, whichever way his big brother turned, revolved
+punctually as a satellite, never relaxing his rapt, upward gaze of
+idolatry.
+
+"You can shut your heads, the whole lot," said 'Bert airily. "First
+thing to-morrow mornin' the half of 'ee'll be startin' over for
+St Martin's to enlist; an' you know it. Better fit you went off home
+and asked your dear mammies to put 'ee to bed early. Because there's
+not only the walk to St Martin's an' back--which is six mile--but
+when you've passed the doctor for bandy legs or weak eyesight, you
+may be started on duty that very night. I ben't allowed to say more
+just now," he added with a fine air of official reticence. "And as
+for _you_"--he turned impatiently on 'Biades--"I wish you'd find your
+sister, to fetch an' shut 'ee away somewhere. Where's 'Beida _to?_"
+
+"She's breakin' the news to mother," answered 'Biades.
+
+
+By seven o'clock Nicky-Nan had measured and cut his boards to size.
+He fitted them loosely to floor the bedroom cupboard. Later on he
+would fix them securely in place with screws. But by this time
+daylight was dusking in, and more urgent business called him.
+
+Returning to the parlour downstairs, he refilled his pockets with the
+gold of which he had lightened himself for his carpentry, knotted
+another twenty sovereigns tightly in his handkerchief, picked up the
+lighter of his two spades--for some months he had eschewed the
+heavier--and took his way through the streets, up the cliff-track by
+the warren, and so past the coastguard watch-house.
+
+The sun had dropped behind the hill, leaving the West one haze of
+gold: but southward and seaward this gold grew fainter and fainter,
+paling into an afterglow of the most delicate blue-amber. In the
+scarce-canny light, as he rounded the corner of the cliff, he
+perceived two small figures standing above the hollow which ran down
+funnel-wise containing his patch, and recognised them.
+
+"Drat them children!" he muttered; but kept on his way, and, drawing
+near, demanded to know what business brought them so far from home at
+such an hour.
+
+"I might ask you the same question," retorted 'Beida. "Funny time,--
+isn't it?--to start diggin' potatoes? An' before now I've always
+notice you use a visgy for the job. Yet you can't be _plantin_--not
+at this season--"
+
+"I find the light spade handier to carry," explained Nicky-Nan in
+some haste. "But you haven't answered my question."
+
+"Well, if you _must_ know, I'm kissin' goodnight to 'Bert here.
+They've started him upon coast-watchin', and he's given this beat
+till ten-thirty, from the watch-house half-way to the Cove.
+I shouldn' wonder if he broke his neck."
+
+"No fear," put in 'Bert, proudly exhibiting and flashing a cheap
+electric torch. "They gave me this at St Martin's--and in less than
+an hour the moon'll be up."
+
+"But the paper says there be so many spies about--eh, Mr Nanjivell?"
+
+"Damme," groaned Nicky-Nan, "I should think there were! Well, if
+there's military work afoot, at this rate, I'd better clear.
+--Unless 'Bert would like me to stay here an' chat with 'en for
+company."
+
+"We ben't allowed to talk--not when on duty," declared young 'Bert
+stoutly.
+
+"Then kiss your brother, Missy, an' we'll trundle-ways home."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+
+
+FIRST AID.
+
+"I hope, Mary-Martha," said Miss Oliver, pausing half-way up the hill
+and panting, "that, whatever happens, you will take a proper stand."
+
+"You are short of breath. You should take more exercise." Mrs
+Polsue eyed her severely. "When an unmarried woman gets to your time
+of life, she's apt to think that everything can be got over with
+Fruit Salts and an occasional dose of Somebody's Emulsion.
+Whereas it can't. I take a mile walk up the valley and back every
+day of my life."
+
+"I don't believe you could perspire if you tried, Mary-Martha."
+
+"Well, and _you_ needn't make a merit of it, . . . and if you ask
+_me_," pursued Mrs Polsue, "one half of your palpitation is put on.
+You're nervous what show you'll make in the drawing-room, and that's
+why you're dilly-dallyin' with your questions and stoppages."
+
+"Mrs Steele and me not being on visiting terms--" Miss Oliver
+started to explain pathetically. "Yes, I know it was my _duty_ to
+call when they first came: but what with one thing and another, and
+not knowing how she might take it--Of course, Mary-Martha, if you
+insist on walking ahead like a band-major, I can't prevent it.
+But it only shows a ruck in your left stocking."
+
+Mrs Polsue turned about in the road. "You were hoping, you said,
+that I'd be taking a proper stand? If that woman comes any airs over
+me--"
+
+She walked on without finishing the sentence. "She's every bit as
+much afraid as I am," said Miss Oliver to herself, as she panted to
+catch up; "the difference being that I want to put it off and she's
+dying to get it over." Aloud she remarked, "Well, and that's all I
+was saying. As like as not they'll be trying to come it over us; and
+if we leave it to Hambly--"
+
+"_Him?_" Mrs Polsue sniffed. "You leave it to me!"
+
+
+The Vicar welcomed them in the porch, and his pleasantly courteous
+smile, which took their friendliness for granted, disarmed Mrs Polsue
+for a moment. "It took the starch out of you straight: I couldn't
+help noticin'," was Miss Oliver's comment, later in the day.
+"It took me by surprise," Mrs Polsue corrected her: "--a man has no
+business to stand grimacing in his own doorway like a--a--"
+"Butler," suggested Miss Oliver, "--like a figure in a
+weather-house. What do _you_ know about butlers? . . . but"--after a
+pause--"I daresay you're right, there. I've heard it put about that
+her father used to keep one; and quite likely, now you mention it,
+she stuck her husband in the doorway to hide the come-down."
+"The pot-plants were lovely," Miss Oliver sighed; "they made me feel
+for the moment like Eve in the Garden of Eden." "Then I'm thankful
+you didn't behave like it. _I_ was stiff enough by time we reached
+the drawing-room."
+
+
+"Stiff" indeed but faintly describes Mrs Polsue's demeanour in the
+drawing-room; where, within a few minutes, were gathered Mrs
+Pamphlett, Mr Hambly, Dr Mant (who had obligingly motored over from
+St Martin's), five or six farm wives, with a husband or two (notably
+Farmer Best of Tresunger, an immense man who, apparently mistaking
+the occasion for a wedding, had indued a pair of white cotton gloves,
+which he declined to remove, ignoring his wife's nudges). Four or
+five timid "women-workers," with our two ladies and the host and
+hostess, completed the gathering.
+
+Mrs Steele opened the business amid an oppressive silence, against
+which all the Vicar's easy chat had contended in vain.
+
+"I hope," she began nervously, "that at such a time none of you will
+object to my using the word I want to use, and calling you 'friends'?
+. . . My friends, then--It was at my husband's suggestion that I
+invited you to meet this afternoon--because, you know, _somebody_
+must make a beginning."
+
+"Hear, hear," put in Dr Mant encouragingly. Mrs Steele's voice grew
+a little firmer. "We thought, too, that the Vicarage might be the
+most convenient place on the whole. It is a sharp walk up the hill
+for those of you who live in Polpier itself: but our stables being
+empty, the farmers, who come from farther and just now at greater
+sacrifice, escape a jolting drive down into the village and back."
+
+"Hear, hear," repeated Dr Mant. He was thinking of the tyres of his
+car. But this time he overdid it, and fetched up Mrs Polsue as by a
+galvanic shock.
+
+"If interruptions are to be the order of the day," said Mrs Polsue,
+"I'd like to enter my protest at once. I don't hold, for my part,
+with calling public meetings--for I suppose this _is_ a public
+meeting?" she asked, breaking off, with a challenging eye on the
+Vicar.
+
+"By no means," he answered with quick good-humour. "It's a meeting
+by invitation, though--as my wife was about to explain--the
+invitations were meant to include _friends_ of all creeds and
+parties."
+
+"It's for a public purpose, anyhow?"
+
+"Certainly."
+
+"Then I may be saying what doesn't meet with your approval, or Mrs
+Steele's, or the company's: but that's just my point. I don't hold
+with meetings for public business being called in a private house.
+Because if things are done that you don't approve of, either you sit
+mum-chance out o' politeness, or else you speak your mind and offend
+your host and hostess."
+
+Mr Hambly was about to interpose, but the Vicar checked him with a
+quick movement of his hand.
+
+"Mrs Polsue's is a real point; and, if she will allow me to say so,
+she has put it very well. Indeed, I was going to propose, later on,
+that we hold our future meetings in a place to be agreed on. This is
+just a preliminary talk; and when a dozen people meet to discuss,
+it's handier as a rule to have some one in the chair. . . .
+You agree? . . . Then for form's sake, I propose that we elect a
+chairman."
+
+"And I propose Mrs Steele," added Mr Hambly.
+
+"Seconded," said Farmer Best. "Damn it!"
+
+"William!" his spouse ejaculated. (She knew that he detested Mrs
+Polsue, whom he had once described in private as "the p'isenest
+'ooman that ever licked verdigris off a farthing.")
+
+"'Tis all right, Chrisjana," he responded in a muffled voice, with
+head abased as nearly between his calves as a protuberant stomach
+allowed. "But one o' the castors o' this here chair has given way.
+ . . . Beggin' your pardon, ma'am,"--he raised a face half-apoplectic
+but cheerful, and turned it upon his hostess--"but I totalled up
+seventeen score when last weighed. There's no damage done that can't
+be set right with a screw-driver afore I go." Then, with another
+turn-about that embraced the company, "Proposed an' seconded that Mrs
+Steele do take the chair. Those in favour say 'Hi!'--the contrary
+'No.' . . . The Hi's 'ave it." (Farmer Best was Vice-Chairman of the
+Board of Guardians, and knew how to conduct public business.)
+
+Mrs Steele resumed her little speech. A pink spot showed upon either
+cheek, but she spoke bravely.
+
+"I suppose the first thing to be done is to see, as tactfully as we
+can, that during these first few weeks at any rate the wives and
+families of the men who have gone away to fight for us suffer no
+want. There are other ways in which we can be useful--And I take it
+for granted that all of us women, who cannot fight, are longing to be
+useful in some way or other. . . . There is the working of socks,
+scarves, waistcoats, for instance; the tearing and rolling of
+bandages; and Dr Mant, who has so kindly driven over from St
+Martin's, tells me that he is ready to be kinder still and teach an
+Ambulance Class. . . . But our first business--as he and Mr Hambly
+agree--is to make sure that the wives and children of our reservists
+want neither food nor money to pay their rent. . . . They tell me
+that in a few weeks the Soldiers' and Sailors' Families Association
+will be ready to take much of this work off our hands, though acting
+through local distributors. Indeed, the Vicar--indeed, my husband
+has already received a letter from the District Secretary of the
+Association asking him to undertake this work. In time, too, no
+doubt--as Government makes better provision--that work will grow less
+and less. But we have not even arrived at it yet. Until it is set
+going these poor women and children may be short of money or the food
+that money buys. So the proposal is to raise a few pounds, form a
+War Emergency Committee, and tide matters over until a higher
+authority supersedes us. For in the interval a neighbour may be
+starving because her husband has gone off to fight for his country.
+None of us, surely, could bear the thought of that?"
+
+Mrs Steele's voice had gathered confidence, with something of real
+emotion, as it went on; and an approving murmur acknowledged her
+little speech. Her husband, whose eyes had kindled towards the
+close, was in the act of throwing her an applausive glance when Mrs
+Polsue's voice cut the silence sharply.
+
+"I don't understand this talk about a Soldiers' and Sailors'
+Association, or whatever you call it. Are we a part of it, here in
+this room?"
+
+"Oh, no," the Vicar answered. "We are here merely to discuss forming
+an Emergency Committee, to provide (among other things) present
+relief until the Soldiers' and Sailors' Families Association--
+dreadful name!--until the S.S.F.A., as we'll call it, is ready to
+take over the work."
+
+"And then we shall be cold-shouldered out, I suppose?"
+
+"Dang it, ma'am!" put in Farmer Best. "What matter who does the
+work, so long as the poor critters be fed meantime?"
+
+[Here we should observe that while Mrs Polsue had a trick of sniffing
+that suggested a chronic cold in the head, Farmer Best suffered from
+an equally chronic obstruction of the respiratory organs, or (as he
+preferred to call them) his pipes. As from time to time he essayed
+to clear one or another of these, the resultant noise, always
+explosive, resembled the snort of a bullock or the _klock_ of a
+strangulated suction-pump. With these interjections Mrs Polsue on
+the one hand, Farmer Best on the other, punctuated the following
+dialogue. And this embarrassed the company, which, obliged in
+politeness to attribute them to purely physical causes, could not but
+own inwardly that they _might_ be mistaken for the comments--and
+highly expressive ones--of mutual disapprobation.]
+
+"Danging it don't answer my question--nor banging it," persisted Mrs
+Polsue. "I want to know more about this Association, and where _we_
+come in. . . . Just now, Mrs Steele was talking about a District
+Secretary and local distributors--which looks to me as if the whole
+business was cut-and-dried."
+
+"There's nothing cut an' dried about _me_, ma'am." Farmer Best's
+sharp little eyes twinkled, and he chuckled obesely.
+
+"Again Mrs Polsue has the right of it," answered the Vicar.
+"Perhaps I should have explained at the beginning that this War,
+coming upon us so suddenly, has taken the S.S.F.A. somewhat at
+unawares, in Cornwall at any rate. The machinery exists--in
+skeleton; but there still wants the _personnel_ to work it.
+In our District, for instance--"
+
+"District?" snapped Mrs Polsue. "What's a District?"
+
+The Vicar pulled a wry face. "The Districts at present correspond
+with the Deaneries in the diocese."
+
+"O-oh, indeed? Ha!"
+
+"There is worse to come, Mrs Polsue." He laughed frankly.
+"You asked, 'Who are the local distributors?' A present rule of the
+Association--which I beg you to believe that I regret--provides for
+two agents in each parish, to report and advise on cases: the Parson,
+and one of the Guardians."
+
+"--And that's me, ma'am. _Honk!_" added Farmer Best. "I'm what
+Parson called the skelliton of the machinery." He wound up with a
+wink at the company, and a wheezy laugh.
+
+"You may titter, all of you!" Mrs Polsue glared about her. "But if
+ever there was hole-and-corner sectarianism in this world--And _this_
+is what we've come to listen to!"
+
+"You han't done much listenin' up to now, ma'am."
+
+"Forgive me," Mrs Steele interposed, as Dr Mant looked at his watch.
+"I don't know much about rules of the chair; but I really think you
+are all out of order. We are not yet discussing the Association or
+its rules, but whether or not we shall form a Committee to look after
+these poor people until something better is done for them.
+We in this room, at all events, belong to very different
+denominations. I--I hope we meet only as Christians."
+
+Farmer Best slapped his thigh. "Bray-vo, ma'am! and you never spoke
+a truer word."
+
+"I only wish to add," the Vicar persisted, "that before any outside
+society works in this parish, I shall urge very strongly that the
+parish nominates its agents: and that I hope to have the pleasure of
+proposing Mrs Polsue and Mr Hambly. One more word--"
+
+"Certainly not." His wife cut him short with a sharp rap on the
+table. "I can rule _you_ out of order, at all events!"
+
+Everybody laughed. Even Mrs Polsue was mollified. "Well, I managed
+to drag the truth out at last," was her final shot, as the meeting
+resolved itself into Committee and fell to business.
+
+
+She was further placated, a few minutes later, by being elected
+(on the Vicar's proposition) a member of the House-to-house Visiting
+Sub-Committee. "'Twill give her," Farmer Best growled to his wife,
+later, as they jogged home in the gig, "the chance of her life to
+poke a nose into other folks' kitchens."
+
+Farmer Best--it should here be observed--with all his oddities, was
+an exemplary Poor Law Guardian. He had small personal acquaintance
+with Polpier itself: the steepness of the coombs in which it lay was
+penible to a man of his weight: yet, albeit by hearsay, he knew the
+inner workings of the small town, being interested in the
+circumstances of all his neighbours, vividly charitable towards them,
+and at the same time no fool in judging. Of the country-folk within
+a circuit of twelve miles or more his knowledge was something
+daemonic. He could recount their pedigrees, intermarriages, numbers
+in family; he understood their straits, their degrees of affluence;
+he could not look across a gate at a crop, or view the state of a
+thatch, but his mind worked sympathetically with some neighbour's
+economies. He gave away little in hard money; but his charities in
+time and personal service were endless. And the countryside
+respected him thoroughly: for he was eccentric in the fashion of a
+true Englishman, and, with all his benevolence, you had to get up
+early to take him in.
+
+Nor was Farmer Best the only one to doubt Mrs Polsue's fitness for
+her place in the sub-committee. Mrs Steele spoke to her husband very
+positively about it as he helped to water her begonia-beds in the
+cool of the evening.
+
+"You were weak," she said, "to play up to that woman: when you know
+she is odious."
+
+"The more reason," he answered. "If you're a Christian and find your
+neighbour odious, you conciliate him."
+
+"Fiddlesticks!"
+
+"My dear Agatha--isn't that a somewhat strong expression, for you?"
+
+She set down her watering-pot.
+
+"Do you know what I _want_ to say?" she asked. "I _want_ to say,
+'Go to blazes!' . . . When I said the woman is odious, do you suppose
+I meant odious to me or to you?"
+
+"O-oh!" The Vicar rubbed the back of his head penitently.
+"I am sorry, Agatha--I was thinking of the time she gave you this
+afternoon."
+
+"She will give those poor women a worse time--a dreadful time!" said
+Mrs Steele, with conviction.
+
+He picked up his watering-pot in such a hurry as to spill a tenth or
+so of its contents into his shoes; swore under his breath; then
+laughed aloud.
+
+"I'll bet any money they'll get upsides with her, all the same.
+Lord! there may be fun!"
+
+His wife eyed him as he emptied the watering-pot spasmodically over
+the flowers.
+
+"As a rule you have so much more imagination than I. . . . Yet by
+fits and starts you take this business as if it were a joke.
+And it _is_ War, you know."
+
+The Vicar turned away hurriedly, to fetch more water.
+
+On the Sub-Committee for House to house Visiting--the Relief
+Committee, as it came to be called--were elected:
+
+(1) For Polpier--Mrs Polsue, Miss Alma Trudgian (in Mrs Polsue's
+words, "a pitiful Ritualist, but well-meaning. _She'll_ give no
+trouble"), the Vicar, and Mr Hambly.
+
+(2) For the country side of the parish--Mr and Mrs Best, "with power
+to add to their number." On the passing of this addendum, Farmer
+Best uttered, apparently from the roof of his palate, a noise not
+unlike the throb of the organ under the dome of St Paul's, and the
+mysterious words, "Catch me!"
+
+Next was formed a Sub-Committee of Needle-Workers, to make
+hospital-shirts, knit socks, &c. It included Miss Charity Oliver;
+and Mrs Steele undertook to act as Secretary and send out the
+notices.
+
+--Next, a Sub-Committee of Ways and Means, to collect subscriptions,
+and also to act as Finance Committee. The Vicar, Mr Best, Mr Hambly,
+with Mr Pamphlett for Honorary Treasurer. Mrs Pamphlett (a timid
+lady with an irregular catch of the breath), without pledging her
+husband, felt sure that under the circumstances he wouldn't mind.
+Then Dr Mant unfolded a scheme of Ambulance Classes. He was one of
+those careless, indolent men who can spurt invaluably on any business
+which is not for their private advantage. (Everybody liked him; but
+he was known to neglect his own business deplorably.) He could motor
+over to Polpier and lecture every Saturday evening, starting
+forthwith. Mrs Steele undertook to write to the Local Education
+Authority for permission to use the Council Schoolroom.
+
+At this point the parlour-maid brought in the tea.
+
+
+"I believe," remarked Miss Oliver pensively, on the return journey,
+"I could take quite a liking to that woman if I got to know her."
+
+"She won't give you the chance, then," said Mrs Polsue; "so you
+needn't fret."
+
+"No, I suppose not . . . in a fashion. Still"--Miss Oliver
+brightened--"she proposed me on the Needlework Committee, and we're
+to meet at the Vicarage every Wednesday. She looked up at me a
+moment before mentioning my name, and smiled as nice as possible; you
+might almost say she read what was in my mind."
+
+"'Twould account for her smiling, no doubt."
+
+"I don't know what you mean by that. 'Twas in my mind that I'd
+rather be on that committee than on any other. She's a proper lady,
+whatever you may say, Mary-Martha. And the spoons were real silver--
+I took occasion to turn mine over, and there was the lion on the back
+of it, sure enough."
+
+"I saw you in the very act, and meant to tell you of it later; but
+other things drove it out of my head. You should have more command
+over yourself, Charity Oliver."
+
+"But I _can't_," Miss Oliver protested. "When I see pretty things
+like that, my fingers won't stop twiddlin' till I make sure."
+
+"By the same argiment I wonder you didn't pocket the spoon.
+Which was old Lord Some-thing-or-Other's complaint; though I doubt
+you wouldn't get off so light as he did."
+
+"There was the tea-pot, too. . . . I couldn't get nigh enough to see
+the mark on that, though I tried. Next time, perhaps--though I doubt
+she won't have the silver out for ordinary workin' parties--"
+
+"Tut--the tea-pot was silver right enough. I ought to know, havin'
+one of my own and a heavier by ounces. No, I don't use it except on
+special occasions: because you can't make so good tea in silver as in
+china ware; and clome is better again. But though you lock it away,
+a silver tea-pot is a thing to be conscious of. I don't hold," Mrs
+Polsue fell back on her favourite formula, "with folks puttin' all
+their best in the shop window."
+
+"Well, you _must_ be strong-minded! For my part," Miss Oliver
+confessed, "little luxuries always get the better o' me. I declare
+that if a rich man was to come along an' promise to load me with
+diamonds and silver tea-pots and little knick-knacks of that sort, I
+shouldn' care who he was, nor how ugly, but I'd just shut my eyes
+and fling myself at his head."
+
+"You'd better advertise in the papers, then. It's time," said Mrs
+Polsue sardonically. She wheeled about. "Charity Oliver, you
+needn't use no more silly speech to prove what I could see with my
+own eyes, back yonder, even if I hadn't known it already. You're a
+weak fool--that's what you are! Those folks, with their pretty
+manners and their 'how-dee-do's,' and 'I hope I see you well's,' and
+their talk about all classes bein' at one in those times of national
+trial and standin' shoulder to shoulder till it makes a body sick--do
+you reckon they _mean_ a word of it? Do you reckon that if 'twas
+Judgment Day itself, and you given to eatin' peas with a knife,
+they'd really want you to luncheon?"
+
+"But I _don't_."
+
+"I'm puttin' it for the sake of argument--"
+
+"Then I wish you wouldn't," Miss Oliver interrupted with some spirit.
+
+"--And old Hambly kow-towing like a Puss-in-Boots till I could have
+wrung his neck for him--and you weakenin' and playin' gentility as
+you picked it up, like another cat after a mouse--and myself the only
+one left to show 'em plain that we weren't to be put upon--yes, and
+after you'd hoped, up to the very door, that whatever happened,
+I'd take a proper stand!"
+
+"Well, and so I did," Miss Oliver admitted defiantly. "But I didn't
+ask you to make yourself _conspicuous_."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+
+
+POLSUE V. PENHALIGON, NANJIVELL INTERVENING.
+
+At breakfast, two days later, Dr Mant received a summons to visit
+Polpier and pronounce upon the symptoms of Boatbuilder Jago's
+five-year-old son Josey (Josiah), who had been feverish ever since
+Tuesday evening. The Doctor's practice ranged over a wide district,
+and as a rule (good easy man) he let the ailments of Polpier
+accumulate for a while before dealing with them. Then he would
+descend on the town and work through it from door to door--as Un'
+Benny Rowett put it, "like a cross between a ferret an' a Passover
+Angel." Thus the child and his temperature might have waited for
+thirty-six hours--the mothers of Polpier being skilled in febrifuges,
+from quinine to rum-and-honey, treacle posset, elder tea--to be dealt
+with as preliminaries to the ambulance lecture, had it not been that
+(1) the Doctor had recently replaced his old trap with a two-seater
+car, which lifted him above old economies of time, and (2) he wished
+to ascertain if the valley schoolhouse, in which he was to lecture,
+possessed a wall-chart or diagram of the human frame; for it is a
+useful rule to start an ambulance class with some brief information
+on the body and its organs, their position and functions. Also he
+remembered casually an official letter received from Troy, a couple
+of days ago, concerning one Nicholas Nanjivell, a reservist.
+The man, if he remembered rightly, had an epithelioma somewhere in
+his leg, and was quite unfit for service. Nevertheless he must be
+visited: for the letter was official.
+
+First of all, then, the Doctor hied him to Boatbuilder Jago's: and it
+was lucky he did so, for the child had developed measles--a
+notifiable complaint. "Any other cases about?" he asked. Mrs Jago
+did not know of another child sick or sorry in the whole of Polpier.
+"Which," she went on to argue in an aggrieved tone, "it therefore
+passes my understandin' why our Josey should be took, poor mite!
+'Tisn't as if he was a naughty child, either."
+
+"Everything must have a beginning, Mrs Jago," said the doctor in his
+cheerful matter-of-fact way.
+
+"You reckon as it will spread, then?"
+
+"I don't know. I hope not. . . . It's a mercy that the schools are
+closed for the holidays. When did they close, by the way?"
+
+"Just a week ago."
+
+"H'm. . . . I must step up and ask the Schoolmaster a few questions."
+
+"I called you in to cure my Josey, not to talk about other folk's
+children." (Mrs Jago was a resentful woman.)
+
+"And I am doing my best for him. . . . Tut! in a week or so he'll be
+running about as well as ever. But I'm the Medical Officer of
+Health, ma'am."
+
+"Well I know it; seein' that, four months back, as you happened to be
+passin', I called you in an' asked you to look at the poor dear's
+eyes an' give me a certificate that he was sufferin' from something
+chronic. An' you flatly declined."
+
+"If my memory serves me, I said he had a small stye in his eye, and I
+was willing to certify that for what it was worth, if you didn't mind
+paying me half-a-crown."
+
+"If edication's free, as they call it, I don't see why a body should
+pay half-a-crown to get off what can be had for nothing. That's how
+I reasoned then, and always shall. In consikence o' which that
+la-di-da of an Attendance Officer, that thinks all the maids be after
+him an' looks sideways into every shop window he passes for a sight
+of his own image--and if it rids us of a fella like that, I'm all
+for Conscription--got me summonsed before the Tregarrick bench an'
+fined another half-crown, with five shillin' costs. An' now, when
+the mischief's done an' the tender dear one rash from head to foot"--
+Mrs Jago mopped her eyes with the edge of her apron--"what better
+can 'ee say than thank God the schools be closed! For my part, I
+wish He'd close an' roll the great stone o' Daniel agenst 'em for
+ever and ever!"
+
+Doctor Mant sought up the valley to the Schoolmaster, Mr Rounsell,
+whose quarters formed a part of the school buildings, and ended the
+block on its southern or seaward side. One roof, indeed, covered him
+in and out of school: and the Vicar, as one of the Managers, had been
+heard to lament this convenient provision. "It never allows the
+fellow to forget his chain: he talks to me as if I were a class of
+forty."
+
+Mr Rounsell himself answered the door. He had been gardening, and
+was in his shirt-sleeves. At sight of his visitor he became
+exceedingly prim and scholastic, with a touch of defiance. He was
+short in stature, and, aware of this, often paused in the middle of a
+sentence to raise himself on his toes. He made a special study of
+what he called "Voice-Production," and regulated his most ordinary
+conversation by the laws (as he understood them) of that agreeable
+science.
+
+"Doctor Mant?"
+
+"Ah, it's yourself, is it?" chimed Dr Mant, whom the Schoolmaster's
+accent always sent back, and instantly, to a native brogue.
+"Well, and it's a fine row of sweet peas you have, Mr Rounsell, at
+the edge of the garden by the stream. I note them every time I drive
+by: and how in the world you contrive it, year after year, in the
+same soil--"
+
+"You take me at some disadvantage, sir," said Mr Rounsell stiffly.
+"My daughter being from home on a holiday, and few people coming to
+this door at any time, unless it be to ask a small favour."
+
+"Well, and you've hit it: for myself's one of that same," Dr Mant
+assured him cheerily. "But business first! Jago's child has the
+measles. Had you any reason to suspect measles, or anything of the
+sort, in your school before you closed it a week ago?"
+
+Mr Rounsell, who had seemed to be arming himself against a very
+different approach, sensibly relaxed his guard. He was punctilious
+by habit in all official responsibilities. He considered for a
+moment before answering.
+
+"Had I done so, I should have reported my--er--suspicions. I cannot
+tax my memory, Dr Mant, with having observed a symptom in any child
+which pointed--er--in that direction. With regard to the child
+Jago, I was the less likely to be forewarned of such an--er--shall we
+say?--eventuality, seeing that he is the most irregular attendant of
+my infant class, and, so far as my recollection serves me, his
+attendances during the past quarter amount to but twenty-three point
+four. I leave you to judge."
+
+"Right--O! What about his attendance the week before breaking up?"
+
+"I can look up the Register if you wish, sir. But, speaking at
+off-hand, I should compute the child Josiah Jago's attendances during
+the last week of July at _nil_, or thereabouts. You will understand,
+Dr Mant, that at the very close of the school year many parents take
+advantage, reasoning that they will not be prosecuted during the
+holidays. I may say that I have drawn the attention of the School
+Attendance Committee to this--er--propensity on the part of parents,
+and have asked them to grapple with it: but, so far, without result."
+
+"Hallelujah!" exclaimed Dr Mant. "Then there's hope we may isolate
+the little devil. . . . Well, so far so good. But that wasn't my
+only reason for calling. I have to give an ambulance lecture in your
+schoolroom to-morrow evening: and I came to ask if you had a wall-map
+or chart of the human body to help me along. Otherwise I shall have
+to lug over a lot of medical books with plates and pass 'em around:
+and the plates are mixed up with others. . . . Well, you understand,
+they're not everybody's picture-gallery. That's to say, you can't
+pass a lot of books around and say 'Don't turn the page, or maybe
+you'll get more than you bargain for. '"
+
+Mr Rounsell had stiffened visibly. "I will not conceal from you, Dr
+Mant, that the matter on which you now approach me is--er--the
+subject on which I--er--privately anticipated that you had called.
+I have no _official_ knowledge of your lecturing here to-morrow--
+instructive as I am sure it will be. The Managers have not consulted
+me; they have not even troubled to give me official notice. But come
+inside, sir."
+
+Doctor Mant followed, to a little parlour lined with books; wherein
+the little man turned on him, white with rage.
+
+"I have heard, by a side wind," he foamed, "that a meeting was held,
+two days ago, up at the Vicarage, when it was decided that you should
+hold lectures in this school--_my_ school. I wasn't asked to attend.
+ . . . And of course you will jump to the conclusion that I am
+over-sensitive, huffed for my own sake. It isn't that! . . . I _am_
+huffed--maddened--if you will--for the sake of my calling.
+For twenty years, Dr Mant, I have opened this school every morning
+with prayer, dismissed it with prayer every evening, and between
+times laboured to preach many things that all in the end come to one
+thing--the idea of a poor English schoolmaster. All over the country
+other poor schoolmasters have been spending their lives teaching in
+just the same way their notion of England--what she is, has been,
+ought to be. Similarly, no doubt, teachers all over France and
+Germany have been teaching--under the guise of grammar, arithmetic,
+what not--_their_ ideas of what France or Germany has been, is, ought
+to be. These nations are opposed and at length they come to a direct
+conflict, in this War. Mark you what happens! At once we patient
+teachers in England are brushed all aside. You call a chance
+Committee of amateurs, and the man who has taught the boys whom,
+within a fortnight, you will be clamouring to fight for you, has not
+even the honour to be consulted. . . . Yes, I think well enough of
+Great Britain to be pretty confident that she will win, letting us
+slip; that is, she will win though fighting with a hand tied.
+But Germany is no such fool. _She_ won't, in her hour of need,
+despise the help of her teachers. They teach what is almost
+diametrically opposed to our teaching: they teach it thoroughly, and
+on my soul I believe it to be as nearly opposed as wrong can be to
+right. But they have the honour to be trusted; therefore they will
+succeed in making this war a long one. . . . Yes, I have a wall-map,
+sir, of the human body. It does not belong to the school: I bought
+it on my own account seven years ago, but the then Managers
+considered it too naked to hang on the walls of a mixed school, and
+disallowed the expense. You are very welcome to use it, and I am
+only glad that at length it will serve a purpose."
+
+
+"Touchy lot, these school-teachers!" mused Dr Mant on his way back
+to the town. "I never can like 'em, somehow. . . . Maybe I ought to
+have used a little tact and told him that, as I understood it, Mrs
+Steele called the meeting; and it was for women-workers only.
+That wouldn't quite account for Farmer Best though," he chuckled.
+"And I suppose Best and the Vicar, as Managers--yes, and Mrs
+Pamphlett's another--just put their heads together on the spot and
+gave leave to use the schoolroom, without consulting the Head Teacher
+at all. I don't suppose it ever crossed their minds. . . . No: on
+the whole that poor little man is right. Nobody in England ever
+_does_ take any truck in schoolmasters. They're just left out of
+account. And I dare say--yes: I dare say--that means we don't, as a
+people, take any real truck in Education. Well, and who's the worse
+for it?--barring the teachers themselves, poor devils! Germany has
+taken the other line, put herself in the hands of pedagogues, from
+the Professors down: and a nice result it's going to be for her, and
+for the rest of the world in the meantime! On the whole--"
+
+On the whole, the Doctor decided--faithful to his habit of looking
+questions in the face and so passing on--that these things worked out
+pretty well as they were.
+
+His reflections carried him to the bridge-end, where, in the porch of
+the Old Doctor's house, he encountered Mrs Polsue.
+
+"Ah! Good morning, ma'am! We are bound for the same door, it
+appears? That's to say if, as I seem to remember, a man called
+Nanjivell lives here?"
+
+"He does," Mrs Polsue answered. "And if I may make bold to say so,
+it's high time!"
+
+"Eh? . . . Are you looking after him? I'd no idea that he was really
+sick."
+
+"No more haven't I," said Mrs Polsue. "But I'll say 'tis time
+_somebody_ looked after him, if I say no more. In point of fact,"
+she added, "I'm not seeing Nicholas Nanjivell, but a woman called
+Penhaligon who lives in the other tenement here. Her husband was
+called up last Saturday."
+
+"What, are you ladies at work already?"
+
+"Oh, _I_ don't let the grass grow under my feet," said Mrs Polsue.
+
+"Damn the woman, I suppose that's a slap at _me_," muttered Dr Mant
+to himself. But he tapped on the Penhaligons' door for her very
+politely.
+
+"Thank you," she said. "That's Nanjivell's door, at the end of the
+passage."
+
+He bowed and went on, came to the door, paused for a glance at the
+padlock hitched loose on the staple, knocked, and--as his custom was
+when visiting the poor--walked in briskly, scarce waiting for an
+answer.
+
+"Hullo!"
+
+Between him and the small window, almost blocking the light--on a
+platform constructed of three planks and a couple of chairs set face
+to face--stood Nicky-Nan, with a trowel in one hand and a
+bricklayer's board in the other, surprised in the act of plastering
+his parlour ceiling.
+
+"Had an accident here?" asked Dr Mant, eyeing the job critically.
+"Old house tumbling about your ears?"
+
+"No . . . yes--that's to say--" stammered Nicky-Nan; then he seemed
+to swallow down something, and so to make way for a pent-up fury.
+"Who sent for 'ee? Who told 'ee to walk in like that without
+knockin'? . . . _That's_ what I ask--Who sent for 'ee here?
+_I_ didn!"
+
+"What in thunder's wrong with ye?" asked the Doctor, very coolly
+taking a third chair, seating himself astraddle on it, and crossing
+his arms over the top. "No harm to be taken patching up a bit of
+plaster, is there?" Again he eyed the ceiling.
+
+"I--I beg your pardon, Doctor," answered Nicky-Nan, recollecting
+himself. "But I live pretty lonely here, and the children--"
+
+"So _that's_ why you put a padlock on the door? . . . Well, I'm not a
+child. And though you didn't send for me, somebody else did.
+Mr Johns, the Custom House Officer at Troy. He wants to know why you
+didn't go with the rest of the Reserve last Sunday."
+
+Nicky-Nan blazed up again. "Then you can tell 'en I can't nor I
+won't--not if he cuts me in little pieces, I won't! Curse this War,
+an' Johns 'pon the top of it! Can't you _see_--"
+
+"No," put in the Doctor, "that's just what I can't, while you stand
+up there spitting like a cat on the tiles between me and the light.
+What fly has stung ye I can't think; unless you want to get off by
+passing yourself on me for a lunatic; and I can't certify to that
+without calling in a magistrate. . . . Here, man, don't be a fool,
+but get down!"
+
+Nicky-Nan laid aside trowel and board on the platform, and lowered
+himself to the floor, very painfully.
+
+"Sit ye down here!" Doctor Mant jumped up and turned his chair about.
+"Wait a moment, though, and let me have a look at you. No! not that
+way, man--with your back to the light!" He caught Nicky-Nan by the
+two shoulders, faced him about to the window, and took stock of him.
+"H'm . . . you look pretty bad."
+
+Nicky-Nan, in fact, had spent half the previous night in crawling
+upstairs and downstairs, between parlour and bedroom, or in kneeling
+by the bedroom cupboard, hiding his wealth. He had thrown himself at
+last on his bed, to sleep for a couple of hours, but at daybreak had
+turned out again to start upon the plastering and work at it
+doggedly, with no more sustenance than a dry biscuit. It had all
+been one long-drawn physical torture; and the grey plaster smeared on
+his face showed it ghastly even beyond nature.
+
+"Here, sit down; strip your leg, and let me have a look at it."
+
+
+The examination took some fifteen minutes, perhaps; the Doctor
+kneeling and inspecting the growth with the aid of a pocket
+magnifying-glass.
+
+"Well," said he, rising and dusting his knees, "it's a daisy, and
+I'll bet it hurts. But I don't believe it's malignant, for all that.
+If you were a rich man, now--but you're not; so we won't discuss it.
+What you'll have to do is to lie up, until I get you a ticket for the
+South Devon and East Cornwall Hospital."
+
+"No hospital for me," said Nicky-Nan, setting his jaw.
+
+"Don't be a fool. I let slip in my haste that I don't reckon the
+thing malignant; and I don't--as yet. But it easily may be; and
+anyhow you're going to have trouble with it."
+
+"I've had trouble enough with it already. But, mortal or not, I
+ben't goin' to stir out o' Polpier nor out o' this house. . . .
+Doctor, don't you ask it!" he wound up, as with a cry extorted by
+pain.
+
+"Why, man, what are you afraid of? An operation for _that_, what is
+it? A whiff of chloroform--and in a week or so--"
+
+"But--," interrupted Nicky-Nan sharply, and again recollected
+himself. "To tell 'ee the truth, Doctor--that's to say, if what
+passes between patient an' doctor goes no farther--"
+
+"That's all right. I'm secret as houses."
+
+"To tell 'ee the truth, then, there's a particular reason why I don't
+want to leave Polpier--not just for the present."
+
+Dr Mant stared at him. "You are going to tell me that reason?"
+
+But Nicky-Nan shook his head. "I'd rather not say," he confessed
+lamely.
+
+Still Dr Mant stared. "Look here, Nanjivell. You've a beast of a
+lump on your leg, and I can certify at once that it unfits you for
+service. You couldn't even crawl up a ladder aboard ship, let alone
+work a gun. But the people over at Troy have asked the question;
+and, what is more, it sticks in my head that, two days ago, I got a
+letter about you--an anonymous letter, suggesting that you were just
+a malingerer, who nursed an ailment rather than go to the War and
+take your chance with the others. As a rule I put that kind of
+letter in the fire, and so I did with this one. As a rule, also, I
+put it right out of my head. . . . But I've a conscience, in these
+times; and if I thought you to be nursing a trouble which I pretty
+well know to be curable, just to avoid your honest share in this
+War--" Dr Mant paused.
+
+"Cuss the War!" said Nicky-Nan wearily. "It looks to me as if
+everybody was possessed with it."
+
+Dr Mant still gazed at him curiously, then whipped about with a
+sudden "Hey! What's _that?_"
+
+
+_That_ was the voice of Mrs Penhaligon uplifted without, voluble and
+frenzied: and the Doctor hurried forth, Nicky-Nan hobbling after, to
+find Mrs Penhaligon waving her arms like a windmill's, and Mrs
+Polsue, as before the blast of them, flat-backed against the wall of
+the passage.
+
+"--And there you'll stay," Mrs Penhaligon threatened, "while I teach
+your proud flesh! S'pose now I ventured on _you_, as you've been
+venturin' on _me!_ S'pose now that, without so much as a visitin'
+card, I nosed in on you with--'So that's your poor dear husban's
+portrait, that you nagged to his grave--and a speakin' image of him
+too, afore he took to the drink as the better way--An' what little
+lux'ries might _you_ have cookin' in the apparatus, such as a barren
+woman might reas'nably afford? Yes, yes--it must be a great savin',
+havin' no children of your own, but do it warrant pig's liver an'
+bacon of a Saturday?' Oh, my Gor, _I'll_ make your two ends meet
+afore I've done with 'ee! _I'll_ tell 'ee the savin' of lard 'pon
+butter! _I'll_ tell 'ee about nettle-broth an' bread-crumbs for a
+child's diet! _I'll_--"
+
+The noise had attracted a group of women to the porchway; among them,
+Mrs Climoe--"good at the war-cry," as Homer says of Diomede.
+They huddled forward, obscuring the light.
+
+Mrs Polsue, feeling the wall firm against her back, collected her
+dignity. "I wish all _respectable_ people here," she appealed to Dr
+Mant, as he came hurrying up the passage, "to take note of this
+woman's language."
+
+"'Woman?'" panted Mrs Penhaligon. "No more of a woman than yourself:
+and less of a lady, thank God! Out! OUT! afore I soil my hands upon
+'ee!"
+
+"You would hardly believe, Dr Mant"--Mrs Polsue addressed him with an
+air of fine gentility, as the one person present who could
+understand--"but I called on this poor body to advise and, if
+necessary, procure her some addition to her income from the Emergency
+Fund."
+
+"Oh, take her away!" sobbed Mrs Penhaligon, suddenly breaking down.
+"Isn't it enough to lie awake at night with your man at the wars?
+You're a gentleman, sir, an' a doctor, an' can understand.
+Do 'ee take her away!"
+
+But Nicky-Nan had pushed forward. "You mean well, ma'am, I don't
+doubt," he said, addressing Mrs Polsue. "But this here War has got
+upon everybody's nerves, in a manner o' speaking."
+
+"It doesn't seem to trouble yours," retorted Mrs Polsue, at bay and
+vicious; "or maybe it has, and that's why you're not with the
+Reserve."
+
+Nicky-Nan flushed to the roots of his hair. But he answered
+pacifically--"Until I go, ma'am, you may take it from me that Mrs
+Penhaligon shan't want. I fixed all that up with her husband afore
+he left. So there's not need for you callin' again, if you don't
+mind."
+
+He said it firmly, yet quite respectfully. One or two of the women
+in the porch murmured approval.
+
+Not so Mrs Climoe.
+
+"O-oh!" said Mrs Climoe, half aloud and all unheeded for the moment.
+"So that's the way the wind blows, sure enough!"
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+
+
+THE 'TATY-PATCH.
+
+Nicky-Nan went back to his parlour, closed the door carefully,
+mounted the platform again, and resumed his plastering. He felt
+vexed with himself over that little speech of bravado. It had been
+incautious, with all those women listening.
+
+Still it might be explained away, and easily enough. That woman
+Polsue put everybody's back up. His words had been just a piece of
+bluff to get rid of her.
+
+He had succeeded, too. He chuckled, recalling Mrs Polsue's
+discomfiture; how with a final sniff she had turned and passed out
+between the ironical files that drew aside for her in the porchway.
+ . . . For a burden had fallen from his heart: his little mistake,
+just now, weighed as nothing against the assurance that Dr Mant
+would write a certificate and settle these meddlesome idiots at the
+Troy Custom-house. . . . Moreover Dr Mant, who passed for a
+knowledgeable fellow in his profession, had as good as assured him
+that his leg was nothing to die of; not just yet anyway. Well, he
+would have it attended to, sometime; his life was valuable now.
+But he wasn't going to hurry about it, if a sound leg meant his being
+taken and ordered off to this dam-fool War. Nicky-Nan pursed up his
+lips as he worked, whistling to himself a cheerful, tuneless ditty.
+Some one tapped on the door. "Who's there?"
+
+"It's me," answered the voice of Mrs Penhaligon. "Can I come in?"
+
+"No, you can't!" he shouted. "Here, wait a minute! . . . And what
+might be the matter now?" he asked, as he opened the door a very
+little way. "I'm sorry, ma'am, that I can't ask 'ee to step inside;
+but there's a tidyin'-up goin' forward."
+
+"I'd as lief speak to 'ee here, in the passage. Indeed I'd rather,"
+said Mrs Penhaligon as he emerged, trowel in hand. "Well, what is
+it?"
+
+She hesitated a moment. "'Tis a hard thing for a woman to say. . . .
+But maybe 'tis turnin' out you are?" she suggested brightly.
+"Turnin' out?"
+
+"That would simplify things, o' course. And everybody knowin' that
+Pamphlett's served you with a notice to quit--"
+
+But thereupon Nicky-Nan exploded. "Served me with a notice, did he?
+Pamphlett! . . . Well, yes he did, if you want to know. But never
+you fret: I'm upsides with Pamphlett. This is my house, ma'am: an'
+here I bide till it pleases me to quit."
+
+"O-oh!" sighed Mrs Penhaligon dejectedly, "then it puts me in a very
+awkward position, if you don't mind my sayin' so."
+
+"How is it awkward, ma'am?" asked Nicky-Nan, rubbing his unshaven
+chin with the point of the trowel.
+
+"Well, Mr Nanjivell, I dare say you meant it well enough. But I have
+my reputation to think about; an' the children, God bless 'em!
+I grant that Polsue body to be a provokin' woman. She 'ave a way
+with her that drives me mad as a sheep. But, if you don't mind me
+tellin' 'ee, you men have no sense--not a mother's son of 'ee. Not a
+doubt my Sam'd ha' spoke up just as fierce as you did. But then, you
+see, he's my Sam."
+
+"Very like 'tis my dulness, ma'am," said Nicky-Nan, still delicately
+scraping his jaw-bristles with the trowel; "but I don't catch your
+drift, even now."
+
+"Then I'll speak plainer. Where was the sense to blurt out afore a
+lot o' naybours as _you_'d see I didn' come to want? Be I the kind
+o' woman to take any help but my own man's?--even if you had it to
+give, which 'tis well be-known as you haven't."
+
+"Oh, damn!" He swore as if a wasp had stung him: and indeed he had
+jabbed the point of the trowel into his jaw. After a pause he added,
+"The naybours know--do they?--as I couldn' act up to what I promised
+that woman, not if I tried. Very well, then. Where's the harm done?
+ . . . I cleared her out, anyway."
+
+Mrs Penhaligon eyed him with pity for a moment. "Yes," she sighed,
+"that's just the plumb-silly way my Sam would talk: and often enough
+he've a-driven me just wild with it. Men be all of one mould. . . .
+Mr Nanjivell, you've no great experience o' women. But did 'ee ever
+know a woman druv to the strikes[1] by another woman? An' did 'ee
+ever know a woman, not gone in the strikes, that didn' keep some wit
+at the back of her temper? . . . _I_ was dealin' with Mrs Polsue,
+don't you make any mistake."
+
+"It struck me that she had been distressin' you, an' you'd be glad to
+get the rids of her."
+
+"So I _was_ in distress. But I had th' upper hand, 'specially wi'
+those women hearkenin' and every one hatin' her. . . . What must
+happen, but forth you steps with a 'Leave this to me. _I_'ll look
+after Mrs Penhaligon. _I_'ll see _she_ don't come to want'--all as
+bold as a fire-hose. '_I_'ll clear 'ee out o' this house, which is
+_our_ house,' says you--or to that effect. I wasn' so mad but, when
+I heard 'ee, there was time to glimpse mother Climoe's face.
+Oh yes! I know what you'll be sayin'. 'Talk, is it?' you'll be
+sayin', just like my Sam: an' 'Let them talk. What's talk?'--an'
+talk, all the time, two-thirds of every decent woman's life!"
+
+"I never heard such dratted nonsense in all my born days."
+
+"That's because you was never married. You'd have heard it from a
+wife, half your time: though I dare say"--Mrs Penhaligon sighed--
+"'twould ha' been with you like the rest. . . . 'A nice cauch Mr
+Nanjivell's made of it,' said I to myself, getting back to the
+kitchen: 'but he's under notice to quit: and if he quits quick an'
+delicate, mebbe there's no great harm done.' So I came along to ask
+you about it."
+
+At this point Nicky-Nan fairly lost command of his temper.
+
+"So you're one wi' the rest, eh? All in one blasted conspiracy to
+turn me to doors! One comes threatenin', t'other comes carneyin',
+but all endin' in the same lidden.[2] 'Your health ben't the best,
+Nanjivell: let me recommend a change of air.' 'Nanjivell, you're a
+fine upstandin' fellow, an' young for your age. Why don't 'ee leg it
+off to the War?' 'These be hard times, Nanjivell; so I'm forced to
+ask 'ee for your rent, or out you go.' An' now along you come wi'
+the latest. 'Would you mind makin' yourself scarce, Mr Nanjivell, to
+oblige a lady as has lost confidence in her repitation?' Now look
+'ee here, ma'am--what I said to that woman Polsue, just now, is no
+more than I'm able to abide by. If the shoe pinches at any time, you
+can come to me, and I'll reckon up wi' Sam Penhaligon when he comes
+back. What's more--though, to be sure, 'tis no affair o' mine--I
+reckon Sam Penhaligon's the only chap alive, savin' yourself,
+consarned in this repitation you've started to make such a fuss
+about. But you're playin' Pamphlett's game, ma'am, to turn me out,"
+wound up Nicky-Nan wrathfully, turning away: "that's what you're
+doin': and I'll see you--"
+
+He closed the oath upon a slam of the door.
+
+"There was never a man in this world," sighed Mrs Penhaligon as she
+regained her own kitchen, "but hisself came afore all the world." She
+arrested her hand on the cover of the flour-barrel.
+
+"He talked so confident of his money, too. . . . Funny thing if
+Nicky-Nan, that we've been pityin' all this time, should turn out to
+be a miser!"
+
+
+An hour later, in the full light of the afternoon sunshine, Nicky-Nan
+emerged from the old house with a shovel on his arm and a bundle
+dangling from it. He had heard 'Bert Penhaligon say that the Boy
+Scouts were employed by night only for coast-watching. By day the
+pilots with their telescopes habitually commanded this whole stretch
+of coast, nor could the periscope of a submarine push itself above
+the inshore water and not be detected.
+
+At the corner of the Warren, where the cliff turns eastwardly with a
+sharp bend, Nicky-Nan almost ran into Policeman Rat-it-all, who
+pulled himself up for a chat as usual.
+
+"I don't know what _you_ think," observed the Policeman, "but to my
+mind this here War gives us a great sense o' brotherhood. I read
+that on the newspaper this mornin', and it struck me as one o' the
+aptest things I'd seen for a long while."
+
+"You said something o' the sort last time we met," answered
+Nicky-Nan.
+
+"You're wrong there." Rat-it-all seemed to be slightly hurt in his
+feelings; "because I read it on the paper only this morning.
+'Against War in the abstrac' much may be urged,' it said. 'But 'oo
+will deny as it begets a sense o' Brotherhood if it does nothin'
+else?' That was the expression."
+
+"I don't take much truck in this War, for my part," said Nicky-Nan,
+quartering on the narrow footpath to let Rat-it-all pass: "but it'll
+do a dam sight else afore we're through with it, if you want my
+opinion."
+
+"To a man in the Force," said Rat-it-all pensively, "an expression
+like that, mixed up with photographs in the 'Daily Mirror,' strikes
+HOME. A man in the Force, as I'll put it, is in some ways unlike
+other men." He paused to let this sink in.
+
+"Take your time," said Nicky-Nan. "But I'm not contradictin' 'ee."
+
+"If they're a species, he's a specie--a man set apart, like a parson.
+A parson tells you how you ought to behave, and I take you in charge
+if you don't."
+
+"Like Satan," Nicky-Nan suggested.
+
+"Rat it all! Not a bit like Satan!" said the Constable angrily.
+"You've not been followin'. I never heard so foolish an interruption
+in all my born days. . . . What be you carryin' in that there bundle,
+makin' so bold?"
+
+Nicky-Nan felt his heart stand still. "Just my waskit an' a few odds
+an' ends," he answered with affected nonchalance. Forcing himself to
+meet Rat-it-all's gaze, and perceiving it to be dreamy rather than
+suspicious, he added, "What makes 'ee ask?"
+
+"Nothin', . . . nothin'. . . . Only you reminded me of a song I used
+to sing, back in the old days. It was called 'Off to Philadelphia in
+the mornin'.' A beautiful voice I used to have: tenor. I shouldn'
+wonder if I had it yet; only"--with a wistful sigh--"in the Force you
+got to put that sort o' thing behind you, . . . which brings me back
+to what I was saying. In an ordinary way, a police-constable's life
+is like a parson's: they see more'n most men o' what's goin' on, but
+they don't _belong_ to it. You can't properly hobnob with a chap
+that, like as not, you'll be called on to marry or bury to-morra, nor
+stand him a drink--nor be stood--when, quite as like, next time
+you'll be servin' a summons. There's a Jane on both sides."
+
+"A who?"
+
+"'Tisn' a ''oo,' 'tis an 'it': bein' an expression I got off an
+Extension Lecturer they had down to Bodmin, one time. I'd a great
+hankerin', in those days, to measure six foot two in my socks afore I
+finished growin', and I signed on for his lectures in that hope.
+With a man callin' his-self by that name and advertisin' as he'd
+lecture on 'Measure for Measure,' I thought I'd a little bit of all
+right. But he ran right off the rails an' chatted away about the
+rummiest things, such as theatricals. I forget what switched 'en off
+an' on to that partic'lar line: but I well remember his openin'
+remark. He said, 'To measure the true stature of a great man we must
+go down to the true roots. A certain Jane is bound to overtake us if
+we dig too long among the common 'taturs with their un-stopp'd lines
+an' weak endings and this or that defective early quest. Oh! all
+profitable, no doubt, an' worth cultivatin' so long as we do not look
+for taste.' When I woke up at the end 'twas with these words printed
+in mind same as they've remained. But I couldn' figure out how this
+here Jane got mixed up in the diet. So, bein' of a practical mind
+then, in my 'teens, same as I be to-day, I stopped behind and asked
+him--takin' care to look bright and intelligent--who might be this
+Jane he'd allooded to. If you'll believe me, it turned out to be no
+person at all, but a way the gentry have of sayin' they're
+uncomfortable; same as, through some writin' chap or other, all the
+papers was talkin' of your belly as your Little Mary."
+
+"Mine?"
+
+"When I say 'yours,' o' course I mean to say 'ours'--that's to say,
+every one's." Rat-it-all made a semicircular sweep of the hand in
+front of his person.
+
+"Something of a liberty, I should say, however many you include.
+What I object to in these newspapers is the publicity. . . . But, if
+you ask my opinion, that Extension fellow made a start with pullin'
+your leg."
+
+"You're wrong, then. For I tried the expression 'pon Parson Steele
+only two days ago. 'This here war, sir,' I took occasion to say,
+'fairly gives me the Jane.' He reckernised the word at once, an'
+lugged out his note-book. 'Do you know, constable,' says he,
+'that you're talkin' French, an' it's highly interestin'?'
+'I make no doubt as 'twould be, sir,' says I, 'if I was to hold on
+with it.' 'You don't understand,' says he. 'These Gallic turns o'
+speech'--which, 'tween you an' me, I'd always thought o' Gallic as a
+kind of acid--'these Gallic turns o' speech,' says he, 'be engagin'
+the attention of learned men to such an extent that I think o'
+writin' a paper upon 'em myself,' says he, 'for the Royal Institution
+o' Cornwall at their next Summer Meetin'.' . . . I was considerably
+flattered, as you may well understand. . . . But that brings me back
+to my point. Parsons an' constables, as I see the matter, be men set
+apart, an' lonely. So when I reads 'pon the paper that this here war
+has made us all brothers, it strikes HOME, an' I feel inclined to
+stop an' pass the time o' day with anybody. I don't care who he may
+be."
+
+"Then why waste time danderin' along the cliffs, here?"
+
+Policeman Rat-it-all lowered his voice. "Between you an' me, again,"
+he confessed, "I got to do my four miles or so every day, for the
+sake o' my figger."
+
+"'Tis unfortunate then," said Nicky-Nan, taking heart of grace and
+lying hardily: "for you've missed a lovely dog-fight."
+
+"Where? Whose?" Rat-it-all panted, suddenly all alive and
+inquisitive.
+
+"Dog-fights don't concern me. . . . It may ha' been Jago's
+bull-terrier an' that Airedale o' Latter's. Those two seldom meet
+without a scrap."
+
+"Is it over?" A sudden agitation had taken hold of Rat-it-all's
+legs.
+
+"Very like," lied Nicky-Nan, now desperately anxious to be rid of
+him. "I heard somebody callin' for snuff or a pot o' pepper--either
+o' which they tell me--"
+
+"An' you've kept me dallyin' all this while how-de-doin'?" Rat-it-all
+made a bolt down the path.
+
+Nicky-Nan watched his disappearing figure, and collapsed upon a
+thyme-scented hillock in sudden revulsion from a long strain of
+terror.
+
+He sat there for a good five minutes, staring out on the open waters
+of the Channel. An armed cruiser, that had been practising gunnery
+at intervals during the day, was heading home from Plymouth. A tug
+had come out and was fetching back her targets. Nicky-Nan arose very
+deliberately, made for his 'taty-patch in the hollow beyond the pilot
+house, laid his bundle on the ground, and began to dig in and cover
+his golden coins, fetching a handful at a time. He had buried them
+all, and was returning at shut of dusk, when he met young 'Bert
+Penhaligon coming up the path.
+
+"This is the last night for us here," proclaimed young 'Bert, "and I
+can't say as I'm sorry. But maybe they'll move us."
+
+"How so?" asked Nicky-Nan.
+
+"Well, between you an' me," announced young 'Bert, who during the
+last week had seemed to put on stature with confidence, "there's a
+company of Royal Engineer Territorials ordered over from Troy to dig
+theirselves in an' camp here."
+
+[1] Hysterics.
+[2] Monotonous burthen.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+
+
+CORPORAL SANDERCOCK.
+
+Nicky-Nan arose with the dawn after a night of little sleep.
+Very cautiously, with one hand feeling the wall, and in the other
+carrying his boots, lest he should wake the Penhaligons, he stole
+downstairs to his parlour. The day being Sunday, he could not dare
+to risk outraging public opinion by carrying shovel or visgy through
+the open streets. To be sure nobody was likely to be astir at that
+hour: for Polpier lies late abed on Sunday mornings, the fishermen
+claiming it as their week's arrears of sleep. None the less it might
+happen: Un' Benny, for example, was a wakeful old man, given to
+rising from his couch unreasonably and walking abroad to commune with
+his Maker. For certain if Nicky-Nan should be met, going or coming,
+with a shovel on his shoulder, his dereliction from grace would be
+trumpeted throughout the parish, and--worse, far worse--it would
+excite curiosity.
+
+In the parlour he provided himself with the plastering trowel and a
+sack, and wrapped the one in the other into a tight parcel, easily
+carried under the crook of his arm-pit. With this he tiptoed along
+the passage. There was no trouble with latch or bolt: for, save in
+tempestuous weather, the front door of the old house--like half the
+front doors of the town--stood open all night long. An enormous
+sea-shell, supposed of Pernambuco, served it for weight or "dog,"
+holding it tight-jammed against the wall of the passage.
+
+Nicky-Nan seated himself on the bench in the porchway and did on his
+boots. The light was very dim here, and his fingers trembled, so
+that he took a long time threading the laces through the
+eyelet-holes. He became aware that his nerves were shaken. At the
+best of times, with his hurt leg, he found this operation of lacing
+his boots one of the worst of the day's jobs. It cost him almost as
+much time as shaving, and far more pain.
+
+But at length the laces were threaded and tied, and tucking his
+parcel under his arm he set forth. He had forgotten his
+walking-staff and dared not go back to fetch it. Moreover, in
+Polpier it is held to be inauspicious if, once started on an
+enterprise, you turn back for something you have forgotten: and
+Nicky-Nan, a sceptic by habit, felt many superstitions assailing him
+this morning. For instance, he had been careful to lace up his right
+boot before his left.
+
+A high tide filled the inner pool of the harbour, and on its smooth
+surface several gulls floated, paddling lazily if at all.
+These birds know Sunday from week-days as well as any Christian folk:
+which is nothing very wonderful, for the Polpier boats have lain at
+home all the night and there is no fish-offal drifting about.
+Nicky-Nan counted the birds carefully, and drew a breath of relief on
+assuring himself that they totalled fifteen--an odd number and a
+lucky one. But he had no sooner done so than, as if they had been
+waiting for him, to signal misfortune, two of the flock arose,
+pattered for a moment on the water, wheeled upward twice, thrice, in
+short circles, and sailed off. His heart sank as he did the small
+sum in subtraction: but he controlled himself, noting that they
+sailed off to the right.
+
+It was pretty to see them rising out of the blue liquid shadow of the
+harbour-pool; rising until, in a flash, they took the morning sun-ray
+that struck almost level across the top of the chasm, and were
+transformed into winged jewels, dazzling the eye. But Nicky-Nan
+scarcely marked this, being preoccupied with his cares and fears: for
+where a man's treasure is, there will his heart be also. Nor did he
+note at the bend of the cliff, which brought him in turn, after a
+long climb, face to face with the sun, that already its beams were
+warming the dew-drenched cushions of thyme on either side of the
+track, and drawing delicious odour from them. The ray, smiting full
+in his eyes for a moment or two, hid from him all details of the
+landscape ahead and on his left, even as effectually as it hid the
+stars of night. Nicky-Nan hobbled on for a few paces, blinking.
+Then, with a catch of the breath, he came to a halt. His vision
+clearing by degrees, he let out a gasp and his knees shook under him.
+
+A couple of hundred yards away, and for half a mile beyond that, the
+green turf was populous with soldiery!
+
+For some miles east and west of our haven the coast-front runs, as it
+were, in two tiers. From the sea rises a sheer face of naked rock,
+averaging some two hundred feet in height, for the most part
+unscaleable, but here and there indented with steep gully-ways, down
+each of which, through thickets of cow-parsley, flax, kale, and
+brambles, matted curtains of ground-ivy, tussocks of thrift and
+bladder-campion, a rivulet tumbles to the brine. Above this runs a
+narrow terrace or plat of short turf, where a man may walk with his
+hands in his pockets; and here, with many ups and downs, runs the
+track used by the coastguard, who blaze the stones beside it at
+intervals with splashes of whitewash, for guidance on dark nights.
+Above this plateau, which here expands to a width of twenty or thirty
+feet and anon contracts almost to nothing, the cliff takes another
+climb, right away now to the skyline; but the acclivity is gentler,
+with funnel-shaped turfy hollows between bastions of piled rock not
+unlike Dartmoor tors or South African kopjes in miniature. On top of
+all runs a second terrace, much broader than the first, and a low
+hedge, beyond which, out of sight, the cultivated land begins.
+
+Hard by the foot of one of these rock-bastions, on a fan-shaped plat
+of green, backed by clumps of ivy and wind-tortured thorns, a group
+of tents had sprung up like a cluster of enormous mushrooms.
+More tents aligned the upper terrace, under the lee of the hedge: and
+here also five or six waggons stood against the sky-line, with men
+busy about them. Smaller knots of men in khaki toiled in the
+hollows, dragging down poles, sleepers, bundles of rope, parcels of
+picks and entrenching spades for the lower camp. Twos and threes,
+perched precariously on the rock-ridges, held on to check-ropes,
+guiding the descent of the heavier gear. The sound of voices
+shouting orders came borne on the clear morning air; and above it, as
+Nicky-Nan halted, rose the note of a bugle, on which somebody was
+practising to make up for time lost in days of peace.
+
+Nicky-Nan pulled his wits together and stumbled forward, terror in
+his heart. Could he reach the 'taty-patch and snatch his treasure
+before these invaders descended upon it?
+
+The patch (as has been told) lay in a hollow, concealed from sight of
+the pilot-house. The cliff-track crossed a sharp knoll and brought
+you upon it suddenly. Nicky-Nan's heart beat fast, and unconsciously
+he accelerated his hobble almost to a run. As he pulled up short on
+the edge of the dip a sob broke from him--almost a cry.
+
+Below him a couple of men in khaki were measuring the hollow with a
+field-tape; while a third--an officer--stood almost midway between
+them pencilling notes in a book. The tape stretched clean across the
+potato-patch.
+
+"Right!" announced the officer, not perceiving Nicky, whose shadow,
+of course, lay behind on the path.
+
+The nearer man--a stout corporal--dropped his end of the
+measuring-tape. The other wound it up slowly.
+
+"We'll have to lay the trench through here," said the officer; and
+quoted, "'I'm sorry for Mr Naboth--I'm sorry to cause him pain;' but
+you, corporal, must find him and tell him he'll get compensation for
+disturbance." He pocketed his note-book, turned, and mounted the
+slope towards the encampment. The soldier holding the spool on the
+far side of the dip finished winding the tape very leisurably; which
+gave it the movement and appearance of a long snake crawling back to
+him across Nicky-Nan's potato-tops and over Nicky-Nan's fence.
+Then, shutting the spool with a click, he turned away and followed
+his officer. The stout corporal, left alone, seated himself on a
+soft cushion of thyme, drew forth a pipe from his hip-pocket, and was
+in the act of lighting it when Nicky-Nan descended upon him.
+
+"And 'oo may _you_ be?" asked the stout corporal, turning about as he
+puffed.
+
+"You--you've no business here!" stammered Nicky wrathfully.
+"The first sojer I catch trespassin' on my piece o' ground, I'll have
+the law on him!"
+
+"Hullo! Be you the owner o' this patch, then?"
+
+"Yes, I be: and I tell 'ee you've no business messin' around my
+property."
+
+The corporal removed the pipe from his mouth and rubbed its bowl
+softly against the side of his nose. "So you said, to be sure.
+I didn' laugh at the moment, not bein' a triggerish chap at a joke.
+But it'll come in time. That's why I joined the sappers."
+
+"Eh?"
+
+"I takes a pleasure in _redoocin'_ things. . . . Well, if you be the
+owner o' this here patch, the pleasure is mootual, for you've saved
+me time an' trouble over and above your speakin' so humorous.
+And what might your name be, makin' so bold?"
+
+"Nanjivell."
+
+"You don't say so! . . . Christian name?"
+
+"Nicholas."
+
+"'Tis a fair co-incidence," mused the corporal aloud. "I knew a man
+once by the name of Nanjivell--a fish-dealer; but he was called
+Daniel, an' he's dead, what's more. I remember him all the better,
+because once upon a time, in my young days, I made a joke upon him,
+so clever it surprised myself. It began with my sendin' in a bill
+'Account rendered' that he'd already paid. I started by tellin' 'ee
+that I was young at the time. 'Twas before I married my wife to look
+after the books, an' I won't say that I wasn' a bit love-struck an'
+careless. Anyway, in went that dam bill; and he'd kep' the receipt,
+which made him fair furious. Mad as fire he was, an' wrote me a
+letter about it. Such a saucy letter! 'Twas only last Christmas or
+thereabouts I found it in my desk an' tore it up. But I got even
+with him. 'Dear sir,'--I wrote back, 'your favour of the 5th instant
+received an' unchristian spirit of the same duly noted. On inquiry I
+find the 3 lb. of sausages to esteemed order was paid for on
+Lady-day: which on cooler thoughts you will see in the light of a
+slip as might have happened to anybody. Which in fact it did in this
+case. P.S.--Nanjivell ought to rhyme with _civil_. What a mistake
+when it rhymes with D--!--Yours faithfully'--and I signed my name.
+Then, on second thoughts, I tacked on another pos'script. At this
+distance o' time I can't be sure if 'twas 'Flee from the Wrath to
+Come' or 'The Wages o' Sin is Death'--but I think the latter, as
+bein' less easily twisted into a threat. . . . That," added the
+corporal after a pause, "closed the correspondence."
+
+"And where," Nicky-Nan asked, "might all this have happened?"
+
+"At Penryn: which, for electoral purposes, is one borough with
+Falmouth. . . . I hoped as you would ha' laughed: but I'm glad to
+find you interested, anyway. Sandercock is my name, if you can make
+anything o' that,--Eli Sandercock, Fore Street, Penryn, pork and
+family butcher. You've heard o' Sandercock's hogs-puddin's I don't
+doubt?"
+
+"Never."
+
+"Haven't travelled much, maybe?"
+
+"Knocked about a little. . . . Mostly on the China station an' South
+Pacific."
+
+"Ah, they're hot climates, by all accounts. They wouldn't--no, o'
+course they wouldn't--"
+
+"Wouldn't _what?_"
+
+"Bring you into contact, so to speak. . . . You should see my
+vi'lets, too."
+
+"Violets?"
+
+"They go together. You may notice the same thing in Truro: everybody
+that sells pork sells vi'lets."
+
+"Damme if I can see the connexion--"
+
+"You wouldn't--not at first. Vi'lets is a delicate way of
+advertisin' that there's an r in the month, an' your pork by
+consequence can be relied on. My wife, too, is never happy without a
+great bowlful o' vi'lets on the counter, done up in bunches: she
+thinks they suit her complexion. Now this patch o' yours'd be the
+very place to raise vi'lets. I was thinkin' so just now when I
+measured it. Suffer much from red-spider in these parts?"
+
+"Not so far as I know. . . . But 'tis a curious thing," went on
+Nicky-Nan, "to find a man like you turned to sojerin'."
+
+"Ah," cried Corporal Sandercock, eager for sympathy, "yes, well you
+may say that! It seems like a dream. . . . Of course in the
+pork-business August is always a slack month, an' this blasted War
+couldn' have happened at a more convenient season for pork, not if
+the Kaiser had consulted me."
+
+"But what drove 'ee to it?"
+
+"Into the Engineers? Well, 'tis hard to say. . . . I always had
+leanin's: an' then the sausages preyed on my mind--they look so much
+like fuses. So, what with one thing and another, and my wife likin'
+to see me in scarlet, with piping down my legs, which is what we wear
+on Sundays--'Tis a long story, however, an' we can talk it over as
+we're diggin' up yer 'taties."
+
+"'Diggin' up my 'taties'?" Nicky-Nan echoed with a quaver.
+"Let me catch you tryin' it!"
+
+"Now, we're comin' to business," said Corporal Sandercock.
+"_That's_ what the O.C. told me--Captain Whybro, commandin' Number 4
+Works Company, Cornwall Fortress Royal Engineers. 'Here's where we
+carry our first trench,' says he; 'an' here, if wit o' man can grasp
+the why or the wherefore,' says he, 'is a filthy potato-patch lyin'
+slap across our line. Corporal,' says he to me, 'you're a family man
+an' tactful. I detach you,' says he, 'to search the blighter out an'
+request him to lift his crop without delay. If at first you don't
+succeed, try, try again,' says he, 'an' the more you run around the
+better it'll be for your figure, an' the more you'll thank me,' he
+winds up, 'when we march together into Berlin.' So now you
+understand how welcome you dropped in. . . . 'Tis a terribly hilly
+country hereabouts."
+
+"If there's law in England," Nicky-Nan threatened, "you'll keep clear
+o' this here patch o' mine, or it'll be the worse for 'ee!"
+
+Corporal Sandercock seated himself leisurably on a hillock of thyme,
+began to knock out his pipe against the edge of his boot-sole, and
+suddenly exploded in laughter so violent that he was forced to hold
+his sides. The exhibition took Nicky-Nan right aback. He could but
+stand and stare.
+
+"Oh, oh!" panted the corporal. After another paroxysm he gasped,
+"You'll excuse me, but that's how I get taken. 'You've got no
+business here' was your words." (Another paroxysm.) "You can't
+think how comical you said it, either."
+
+"Comical or not, I mean it," Nicky-Nan assured him, with a saturnine
+frown. "If you can give over holdin' your belly an' listen, I don't
+mind tellin' you my opinion o' this here War; which is, that 'tis a
+put-up job from start to finish, with no other object than to annoy
+folks."
+
+The corporal sat up, wiping his eyes. "That's a point o' voo," he
+admitted, and added guardedly, "I don't say as I agree: but I'd like
+to know how, comin' upon all of us so suddent, it strikes a man like
+you, dwellin' in these out-o'-the-way parts. My wife declares she've
+seen matters workin' up to it for years."
+
+"I never thought about it, one way or t'other, an' I don't want to
+think about it now. Who in the world _wants_ war? Not I, for one."
+
+"Me either, if it comes to that," Corporal Sandercock allowed,
+refilling his pipe. "If the matter had rested with me, I'd ha' gone
+on forming fours every Wednesday an' Saturday, contented enough, all
+the rest o' my life. But the great ones of earth will have it, the
+Kaiser especially: and, after that, there's no more to say.
+The Kaiser wants a place in the sun, as he puts it; an' 'tis our
+bounden duty as true Britons to see he don't get any such thing."
+
+"I never heard tell as he expressed a hankerin' for my 'taty-patch,"
+answered Nicky Nan sourly. "The way I look at it is, _he_ leaves me
+alone in quiet, an' you don't. A pack o' sojers messin' about a spot
+like this!" he added with scorn. "It affronts a decent man's
+understandin'. But 'tis always the same wi' sojers. In the Navy,
+when I belonged it, we had a sayin'--'A messmate afore a ship-mate, a
+ship mate afore a dog, an' a dog afore a sojer.'"
+
+"To judge by your appearance," said the corporal with no sign of
+umbrage, "that was some time ago, afore they started the Territorial
+movement. . . . Ever study what they call Stradegy? No?--I thought
+not. Stradegy means that down below your patch there's a cove o'
+sorts: where there's a cove there's a landin'-place; where you can
+get a light gun ashore you can clear the shore till you find a spot
+to land heavy guns. Once you've landed heavy guns you've a-took
+Plymouth in the rear. You follow me?" Corporal Sandercock stood up
+and picked up a crumb or two of tobacco from the creases of his
+tunic. "I'll go fetch a fatigue party to harvest these spuds o'
+yours," said he. "There'll be compensation for disturbance. If you
+like, you can come along an' bargain it out wi' the O.C."
+
+"No," said Nicky-Nan, snatching at this happy chance. "I'm a lame
+one, as you see. What must be, must, I suppose: but while you step
+along I'll bide here."
+
+"So long, then!"
+
+The corporal had no sooner turned his back than Nicky began to unwrap
+his bundle in a fumbling haste. He watched the rotund figure as it
+waddled away over the rise; and so, dropping on his knees, fell to
+work furiously. The sun was already making its warmth felt. In less
+than five minutes the sweat trickled off his forehead and dropped on
+his wrists as he dug with his unhandy trowel and grabbed at the soil.
+
+Something more than a quarter of an hour had passed when, looking up
+for the fiftieth time, he spied the corporal returning down the
+grassy slope, alone. By this time his job was nearly done; and after
+finishing it he had the presence of mind to dig up a quart or so of
+potatoes and spread them over the gold coins in his sack.
+
+"What in thunder's your hurry?" demanded the corporal, halting for a
+moment on the crest of the rise and gazing down. "I told you as I'd
+fetch a party to clear the patch for you; an', what's more, the spuds
+shall be delivered to your door sometime this very day. But the
+Captain can't spare a man this side o' nine o'clock, an' so I was to
+tell you." He descended the slope, mopping his brow. "Pretty good
+tubers?"
+
+Nicky-Nan hypocritically dived a hand into the sack, drew forth a
+fistful, and held them out in his open palm.
+
+"Ay, and a very tidy lot," the corporal nodded. "And what might be
+the name of 'em?"
+
+"_Duchess o' Cornwall_ they're called: one o' the new Maincrops, an'
+one o' the best. East-country grown. You may pull half a dozen or
+so for yourself if you'll do me the favour to accept 'em."
+
+"Thank 'ee, friend. There's nothin' I relish more than a
+white-fleshed 'taty, well-grown an' well-boiled. Not a trace o'
+disease anywhere," observed the corporal, running his eye over the
+rows and bringing it to rest on the newly-turned soil at his feet.
+"Eh? Hullo!"
+
+He stooped and picked up a sovereign.
+
+"That's mine!" Nicky-Nan claimed it hastily. "I must ha' dropped
+it--"
+
+"Well, _I_ didn', anyway--an' that's honest." The corporal handed it
+over with just a trace of reluctance. "But it only shows," he added,
+eyeing Nicky-Nan thoughtfully, "as there's nothing in this world so
+deceptive as appearances."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+
+
+THE SECOND SERMON.
+
+ "For Zion's sake will I not hold my peace, and for Jerusalem's
+ sake I will not rest, until the righteousness thereof go forth
+ as brightness, and the salvation thereof as a lamp that
+ burneth."
+
+ ". . . And thou shalt be called by a new name. . . . Thou shalt
+ no more be termed _Forsaken_; neither shall thy land be termed
+ _Desolate_: but thou shalt be called _Hephzi-bah_, and thy land
+ _Beulah_: for the Lord delighteth in thee, and thy land shall
+ be married. . . ."
+
+ ". . . I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which
+ shall never hold their peace day nor night."
+
+ ". . . The Lord hath sworn by his right hand, and by the arm
+ of his strength, 'Surely I will no more give thy corn to be
+ meat for thine enemies; and the sons of the stranger shall not
+ drink thy wine, for the which thou hast laboured. But they
+ that have gathered it shall eat it, and praise the Lord; and
+ they that have brought it together shall drink it . . . in the
+ courts of my holiness.'"
+
+ "Go through, go through the gates; prepare ye the way of the
+ people; cast up, cast up the highway; gather out the stones;
+ lift up a standard for the people."
+
+ "Behold, the Lord hath proclaimed unto the end of the world,
+ 'Say ye to the daughter of Zion, Behold, thy salvation cometh;
+ behold, his reward is with him,' and his work before him.
+ And they shall call them 'The Holy People, the Redeemed of the
+ Lord,' and thou shalt be called, '_Sought out, A City Not
+ Forsaken_.'"
+
+Mr Hambly closed the great Book upon the cushion and leaned forward,
+resting his arms over it.
+
+"I want you," said he after a pause, very solemnly and slowly,
+"to apply those words not only to ourselves, of whom we are
+accustomed to think, too particularly and too complacently, as a
+chosen people; but to the whole as the free peoples of Western
+Europe, with whom to-day we stand in alliance and as one. If you
+apply them at all particularly, let France and Belgium be first in
+your minds, with their harvest-fields and vineyards, as you listen to
+the Lord's promise, '_By the arm of my strength, surely I will no
+more give thy corn to be meat for thine enemies, and the sons of the
+stranger shall not drink thy wine for which thou hast laboured_.'
+
+"For our own land, England, if we are really to vindicate it out of
+this struggle as Beulah--that is, 'married,' the bride of the Lord--I
+wish you to consider how far the God of this noble oath has advanced
+upon the old bloodthirsty Jehovah of the book of Joshua. He is not
+yet, in Isaiah, the all-living, all-comprehending God the Father of
+the Gospel: but if we halt on Him here, we are already a long way
+advanced from that tribal and half-bestial conception of the Deity
+which Joshua invoked and (as it seems to me) the German Emperor
+habitually invokes.
+
+"I see no harm in priding ourselves that we have advanced beyond the
+German Emperor's schoolboyish conception of Jehovah. As a greater
+and far more highly bred and educated Emperor--an Emperor of Rome--
+once warned us, 'The best part of revenge is not to be like them.'
+
+"Well, that is the point on which I would specially caution you this
+morning. When an adversary suddenly and brutally assaults us, his
+ferocity springing from the instinct of a lower civilisation--as when
+a farm-dog leaps upon us in the road--our first instinct is to fall
+back and meet him on the ground of his own savagery, to give him an
+exact tit for his tat. But can you not see that, as we do this, and
+in proportion as we do it, we allow him to impose himself on us and
+relinquish our main advantage? It is idle to practise a higher moral
+code, if we abandon it hurriedly as soon as it is challenged by a
+lower.
+
+"Bearing this in mind, you will not in the next few minutes say to
+yourselves, 'Our minister has ill chosen his time--now, with the
+enemy at our gates--to be preaching to us that we should be
+confirming what little hold we have on the divine purpose, to advance
+upon it; to counsel our striving to pierce further into the mind of
+God; when all the newspapers tell us that, for success in war, we
+should enter into the minds of our enemies.'
+
+"For, let me tell you, all knowledge is one under God; and the way of
+theology--which should be the head and crown of the sciences--not
+different from the way of what we call the 'natural' sciences, such
+as chemistry, or geology, or medicine. Of wisdom we may say with
+Ecclesiasticus: _The first man knew her not perfectly, neither shall
+the last man find her out_. But that does not matter. What matters
+for us, in our generation, is that we improve our knowledge and use
+it to make ourselves _comparatively_ wiser--comparatively, that is,
+with our old selves as well as with our enemies. 'Knowledge,' they
+say, 'is power'; which, if it mean anything, must mean that A, by
+knowing a little more than B, has made himself, to that extent, more
+powerful than B.
+
+"Now by saying that the way of all the sciences is one, I mean just
+this: that the true process of each is to refer effects to their real
+causes, not to false ones, and in the search to separate what is
+relevant from what is irrelevant and--so far as we can discover--
+quite accidental. For example, when a pestilence such as typhoid
+fever broke out in Polpier five or six hundred years ago, your
+forefathers attributed it to the wrath of God visiting them for their
+sins: and to be sure it is good that men, under calamity, should
+reflect on their sins, but only because it is good for them to
+reflect on their sins at all times and under any circumstance.
+Nowadays you would have your well-water analysed and ask what the
+Sanitary Inspector had been about. Or, again, if a fire were to
+devastate our little town, we should not smite our breasts in the
+manner of those same forefathers, and attribute it to what there is
+amongst us of sloth and self-indulgence, to God's wrath upon our
+drinking habits or our neglect of Sunday observance: we should trace
+it to a foul chimney and translate our discovery into a Bye-law,
+maybe into a local Fire Brigade. That is how men improve their
+knowledge, and, through their knowledge, their wellbeing--by sifting
+out what is relevant.
+
+"Do you suppose that irrelevances account for this war any more than
+they account for a fire or a pestilence; or that they will any more
+help us to grapple with it? Truly it would seem so," sighed Mr
+Hambly. "A great deal of fervid stuff was uttered in England last
+Sunday by archbishops, bishops, presidents of this and that Free
+Church; and the 'religious newspapers' have been full of these
+utterances. God forgive my presumption that, as I walk the streets
+of Polpier, I seem to hear all these popular men preaching with
+acceptance about nothing in particular!
+
+"They all start by denouncing or deploring Germany's obvious sins:
+her exaltation of Might against Right, her lust of world-dominion,
+the ruthlessness of her foreign policy, the vainglorious boastings of
+her professors. No great harm in this!--for all these have
+contributed to bring this war about, and are therefore relevant.
+But when the preacher turns to the examination--for us so much more
+profitable--of _our own sins_, what has the preacher to say? Why,
+always in effect that, though it passeth comprehension why Germany
+should be chosen to punish us (being so much worse than ourselves),
+we deserve punishment somehow for our drinking, swearing, and
+gambling habits, for the state of the poor in our cities, for our
+worship of wealth, for having a Liberal Government. . . .
+
+"Absurd as it may seem, that last gets nearest to sense; for wars are
+made, or at any rate accepted by, governments; and in a democratic
+country the government of the day represents the nation, or the
+nation is to blame. But believe me, my friends, God does not punish
+in this haphazard way. He punishes scientifically; or rather he
+allows men to punish themselves, by reaping the evil from the cause
+they have planted or neglected to remove: and the harvest comes true
+to the seed.
+
+"The War as yet is scarcely a week old. It came upon us like a thief
+in the night, and as yet none of us can tell how far we are
+blameworthy. We have not the evidence.
+
+"There will be time enough, when we have it, to search out the true
+reasons for national penitence. I do not believe in being penitent
+at haphazard: I have too much respect for that spiritual exercise.
+Still less do I believe in running up to God's mercy-seat with a
+lapful of unassorted sins and the plea, 'Dear Lord, we are doubtless
+guilty of all these. Being in affliction, we are probably right in
+believing that one or more of them has provoked Thy displeasure, and
+are ready to do penance for any if it will please Thee to specify.
+Meanwhile, may we suggest horse-racing or profane language?'
+We may be sure, _then_, that the sin suggested, as a conjurer forces
+a card, is not a relevant one. We may be fairly sure also that it is
+one with which some neighbour is more chargeable than are we
+ourselves. The priests of Baal were foolish to cut themselves with
+knives, but it is to be set to their credit that they used real ones.
+
+"You will observe that Isaiah constantly, in his words of highest
+promise to her, speaks of Zion as to be redeemed, and her glory as
+something to be restored: which implies that her bliss will lie, not
+in acquiring some new possession, but in regaining a something she
+has lost or forfeited. Have we of England in our day built such a
+Jerusalem that merely _to have it again_ is our dearest hope for the
+end of this War?
+
+"I come back to my main proposition, and will conclude with one word
+of immediate practical advice--the best I can offer, as a plain man,
+in these days when the minds of all are confused.
+
+"My main proposition is that, all knowledge being one in its process,
+our best chance of reading God's mind lies in thinking just as
+practically, rationally, relevantly about divine things as scientific
+men take care to do about scientific things, and as you or I should
+take care to do about the ordinary things of life. If we only
+thought of God as _important_ enough, we should do that as a matter
+of course. If _we then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to
+our children_ . . . We in England to-day are as yet a long way off
+the philosophy of Jesus Christ. That is too hard for us altogether,
+it seems. But we ought to be abreast with Isaiah, which is a long
+way ahead of Joshua and the German Emperor.
+
+"For my word of practical advice--I counsel you, as a people, not to
+waste time in flurried undiscriminating repentance; not to _fuss_, in
+short, until, having learnt where and how you ought to repent, you
+can repent effectually. That knowledge may come soon: more likely it
+will come late. Meanwhile the danger is instant. Every man in this
+church," concluded Mr Hambly, "has a strong sense--a conviction,
+which I share--that the cause of England is right, that she is
+threatened and calls to him as he has never heard her call in his
+lifetime: and the call is to fight for her, but as men not straying
+to learn a new gospel of hate, remembering rather what at the best
+our Country has been, and proud to vindicate that."
+
+
+"Silly old rigmarole," commented Miss Oliver on the way home.
+"If you can tell me what it was all about!"
+
+"If 'twas no worse than silly there'd be no harm done. When it comes
+to hinting that the Almighty hasn't a purpose of His own for typhoid
+fever, in my opinion it's time some one made a public protest."
+
+"I don't see what good that would do. On his own showing it 'd lie
+between the Lord an' Scantlebury, the Sanitary Inspector. He'd no
+business to speak so pointed: an' I always hate personalities for my
+part. But I daresay Scantlebury won't mind, if it comes to his ears
+even--"
+
+"Scantlebury!" exclaimed Mrs Polsue with a sniff. "He only got the
+job through his son's being a local preacher and him a freemason.
+Do you think Scantlebury could make typhoid fever, if he tried?"
+
+"Well, no; if you put it in that way. A Board School was as high as
+ever his parents could afford to send him: and then he went into the
+greengrocery, and at one time was said to be going to fail for over
+three hundred, when this place was found for him. A fair-spoken
+little man, but scientific in no sense o' the word."
+
+There was a pause.
+
+"The silly man collected himself towards the end," said Mrs Polsue.
+"There was sense enough in what he said about every man's duty just
+now--that it was to fight, not to argue; though, after his manner, he
+didn't pitch it half strong enough. . . . I've been thinking that
+very thing over, Charity Oliver, ever since the Vicarage meetin', and
+it seems to me that if we're to be an Emergency Committee in anything
+better than name, our first business should be to stir up the young
+men to enlist. The way these tall fellows be hangin' back, and their
+country callin' out for them! There's young Seth Minards, for
+instance; an able-bodied young man if ever there was one. But I
+don't mind telling you I'm taking some steps to stir up their
+consciences."
+
+"I did hear," said her friend sweetly, "that you had been stirring up
+the women. In fact it reached me, dear, that Mrs Penhaligon had
+already chased you to the door with a besom--and she the mildest
+woman, which no doubt you reckoned on for a beginning. But if you
+mean to tackle the young men as well--though I can't call to mind
+that the Vicarage meetin' set it down as any part of your duties--"
+
+"I don't take my orders from any Vicarage meeting," snapped Mrs
+Polsue; "not at any time, and least of all in an emergency like
+this, when country and conscience call me together to a plain duty.
+As for Mrs Penhaligon, you were misinformed, and I advise you to be
+more careful how you listen to gossip. The woman was insolent, but
+she did _not_ chase me--as you vulgarly put it, no doubt repeating
+your informant's words--she did _not_ chase me out of doors with a
+besom. On the contrary, she gave me full opportunity to say what I
+thought of her."
+
+"Yes; so I understood, dear: and it was after that, and in
+consequence (as I was told) that she--"
+
+"If you are proposing, Charity Oliver, to retail this story to
+others, you may drag in a besom if you will. But as a fact Mrs
+Penhaligon resorted to nothing but bad language, in which she was
+backed up by her co-habitant, or whatever you prefer to call him, the
+man Nanjivell."
+
+"Yes, I heard that he took a hand in it." "There you are right. He
+took a hand in it to the extent of informing me that Mrs Penhaligon
+was under his charge, if you ever heard anything so brazen. . . .
+I have often wondered," added Mrs Polsue, darkly musing, "why Polpier
+has not, before this, become as one of the Cities of the Plain."
+
+"Have you?" asked Miss Oliver. "If I let such a thought trouble my
+head, I'd scarce close an eye when I went to bed."
+
+"But what puzzles me," went on Mrs Polsue, "is how that Nanjivell
+found the pluck. Every one knows him for next door to a pauper: and
+yet he spoke up, as if he had pounds an' to spare."
+
+"Perhaps you irritated him," suggested Miss Oliver. "Everybody knows
+that, poor as folks may be, if you try to set them right beyond a
+certain point--"
+
+The two ladies, in this amiable converse, had drawn near to the
+bridge-end. They were suddenly aware of a party of six soldiers in
+khaki, headed by a corporal, advancing over the bridge in file.
+Each pair of soldiers carried between them a heavy sack, swinging it
+slowly as they marched.
+
+The ladies drew aside, curious. The soldiers halted in front of the
+Old Doctor's House. The corporal--a stout man--walked into the
+porch-way and knocked.
+
+Mrs Penhaligon answered the knock, and after a short colloquy was
+heard to call back into the passage summoning Mr Nanjivell.
+
+In half a minute Nicky-Nan hobbled out. Meanwhile, their passage
+over the bridge being clear ahead, our two ladies had no good excuse
+for lingering. Yet they lingered. When all was said and done, no
+such sight as that of seven soldiers in khaki had been witnessed in
+Polpier within living memory. The child population of Polpier was
+indoors, expectant of dinner; and the squad missed the compliment of
+attention that would certainly have been paid it ten minutes earlier
+or an hour later.
+
+"Here are your spuds," announced Corporal Sandercock, "with the
+Commandin' Officer's compliments." He paused, seemingly in wrestle
+with an inward reluctance. He plunged his right hand into his
+breeches pocket. "And here," said he, "be two sovereigns picked up
+in addition to the one you dropped this mornin'. It softens my
+surprise a bit," Corporal Sandercock added, "now that I see the house
+you occupy, and," with a glance at Mrs Penhaligon--"the style you
+maintain. But for a man o' seemin'ly close habits, you're terribly
+flippant with your loose gold."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII.
+
+
+FEATHERS.
+
+When Polpier folk had occasion to talk of soldiers and soldiering--a
+far-away theme to which the mind seldom wandered--their eyes would
+become pensive and their voices take an accent of pity tinged with
+gentle contempt. 'There were such men. People back inland, among
+various strange avocations, followed this one; at a shilling a-day,
+too!' Some months before, as young Seth Minards happened to be
+dandering along the western cliff-track, he was met and accosted by
+an officer in uniform, who asked him many questions about the coast,
+its paths, the coves where a boat might be beached in moderate
+weather, &c., and made notes on the margin of a map. "Who was that
+tall chap I see'd 'ee in talk with, up by th' Peak?" asked Un' Benny
+Rowett later in the day. "A Cap'n Something-or-other," answered
+Seth; "I didn't catch his full name." "Walked over from Troy, I
+s'pose? Queer how these ship-cap'ns enjoy stretchin' their legs
+after a passage--the furriners especially. But there! 'tis nat'ral."
+"He wasn' a ship-cap'n." "What? a mine-cap'n?--ay, to be sure, that
+accounts for the colour of his clothes. . . . Out o' work, was he?
+There's been a lot o' distress down in the Minin' District lately."
+"You're wrong again," said Seth: "he's a gun-sojer, or so he told
+me." "What, an _army_-cap'n? . . . But I oft to ha' guessed.
+Come to think, he didn' look scarcely more 'n that."
+
+Polpier, indeed, had not seen a troop of soldiers since the
+Napoleonic era, when (as has been related) the Old Doctor raised a
+company of Volunteer Artillery. Here we were, after more than a
+hundred years, at war again for what the newspapers called "our
+national existence"; and behold within five days Polpier had become a
+centre of military activity! The people, who during those five days
+had talked more about the career of arms and those who followed it
+than in five decades before, had insensibly--or, at least, without
+sense of inconsistency--passed from amused contempt to a lively
+interest, even though in speech they kept to the old tone of light
+cynicism. Nor was this tone affected to cover a right-about-face; it
+simply meant that a habit of speech could not quite so quickly as a
+habit of thought adapt itself to retreat.
+
+Of a sudden, and almost before it could own to this nascent interest,
+Polpier found itself flattered and exalted to military importance.
+That Sunday afternoon the whole town pretermitted its afternoon nap
+and flocked up past the Warren to view the camp. As Miss Oliver
+observed, "It was an object-lesson: it brought home some of the
+realities of war to you."
+
+"_Some_," agreed Mrs Polsue. "If I was you, dear, I wouldn' gush
+over such things, but rather pray the Lord against sendin' too many
+of 'em. It wouldn' altogether surprise me," she added darkly, "if
+the after-consequences of this was worse than any Revival Meetin'."
+
+The O.C. had very wisely let it be known that, though in future it
+would be necessary to draw lines about his encampment, station
+guards, and allow entrance only by written permit, on this first day
+the public were welcome to roam among the tents and satisfy their
+curiosity. His company might be stationed here for some months to
+come, and he wished to start on neighbourly terms. He had been told,
+moreover, that Polpier as a recruiting-ground was virgin soil.
+His sappers were instructed, therefore, to make every one welcome,
+and especially any likely-looking young men who asked questions or
+otherwise showed an interest.
+
+Curiously enough--and strangely, unless you know Polpier and
+West-country people--it was the likely-looking young men who hung
+back and showed least interest that afternoon. A few of them who had
+sweethearts were jealous, perhaps: it is not pleasant when the girl
+you love suddenly abstracts from you the Sunday attention on which
+you have come to count and transfers it enthusiastically--even if
+generally--to a number of young strangers, artlessly surrendering to
+a certain glamour in them because they are doing what never occurred
+to you.
+
+But in the main these young men hung back just because they were
+interested; because, being interested, they were shy. This camp
+spoke, or should speak, to _them_: its business, its proper meaning,
+could only be for _them_. They could not lay full account with the
+feeling. But these old men conning the gear and shaking heads so
+wisely--these middle-aged Sabbath couples pacing around and hanging
+on heel to wonder how the soldiers packed themselves at night into
+quarters so narrow, or advancing and peering among utensils of
+cookery--most of all the young women giggling while they wondered at
+this, that, or the' other,--all were impertinent to the scene.
+Whatever War signified, it was a mystery for men, and for young men.
+
+The crowd thinned towards five o'clock, which is Polpier's Sunday
+hour for tea. On a tussock of thyme above Nicky-Nan's freshly
+cleared patch--the very tussock on which Corporal Sandercock had
+rested that morning--young Obed Pearce, the farmer's son, sat and
+sucked at a pipe of extinct tobacco. Hunger of heart had dragged him
+down to have a look at the camp: then, coming in full sight of it, he
+had halted as before the presence of something holy, to which he
+dared approach no nearer.
+
+He had arrived somewhat late in the afternoon, as the thick of the
+crowd was dispersing. He had no young woman to bring with him, to
+allay her curiosity. Farmers' sons marry late, and are deliberate in
+choosing. It is the traditional rule. Young fishermen, on the other
+hand, claim their sweethearts early and settle down to a long
+probation of walking-out, waiting their turn while, by process of
+nature, old people die and cottages fall empty.
+
+Such is economic law in Polpier: and in accordance with it young Obed
+Pearce sat and drew at his pipe alone: whereas when young Seth
+Minards, by two years his junior, came along at a slow walk with
+hands deep in his trouser-pockets and no maiden on his arm or by his
+side, Obed felt no incongruity in challenging him.
+
+"Hullo, young Seth! Not found a maid yet?"
+
+"No: nor likely to." Young Seth halted. If he had not found a damsel
+it was not for lack of good looks. He had a face for a Raphael to
+paint; the face of a Stephen or a Sebastian; gloomed over just now,
+as he halted with his shoulders to the sunset. "I can't think o'
+such things in these times, Mr Obed."
+
+"Nor me," said the farmer's son, discovering that his pipe was out
+and feeling in his pocket for a box of matches.
+
+"There's no hurry for you, Mr Obed." "Isn't there? . . . Well, I
+suppose not, thank goodness! Here, take a fill o' baccy an' tell me
+what you think of it. I mean, o' course"--with a jerk of his hand
+towards the camp--"what you think o' that there?"
+
+"I wish I could tell 'ee offhand," answered Seth after a pause,
+carefully filling his pipe. "I was puzzlin' it over as I came
+along."
+
+"I see nothing to puzzle, for a man placed as you be," said Obed,
+drawing hard on his pipe. "If you had a father and a mother, now,
+both draggin' hard on your coat-tails--My God!" he broke off, staring
+at the sappers moving on the hillside. "What wouldn't I give to be
+like any o' those?"
+
+"If you feel it like that," Seth encouraged him, "the way's plain,
+surely? Father nor mother--no, nor wife nor child, if I had 'em--
+could hinder me."
+
+"What hinders you then, lucky man?" Seth smoked for a while in
+silence. "I don't think as I'd answer 'ee," he said at length
+quietly, "if I thought my answerin' would carry weight in your mind.
+_You_ to call me lucky!--when your way's clear, and all you want is
+the will."
+
+"We'll pass that," said Obed. "To you, that have none at home to
+hinder, ben't the way clear?"
+
+"Since you ask me, 'tis not; or if clear, clear contrary."
+
+"How should that be, in God's name?"
+
+"I'd rather you didn' ask."
+
+"But I do. . . . Look here, Seth Minards, I'm in trouble: and I don't
+know how 'tis, but you're the sort o' chap one turns to. Sit down,
+now, like a friend."
+
+Seth seated himself on the turf. "It's a strange thing, is War,"
+said he after a pause. "All my life I've abominated it--yes, the
+very thought of it."
+
+"All my life," said Obed, "I've reckoned it--I can't tell you why--
+the only test of a man."
+
+"'Tis an evil thing; yes, to be sure, and a devilish," said Seth,
+musing. "Men killing one another--and the widows left, an' the
+orphans, on both sides. War's the plainest evil in all the world;
+and if I join in it, 'tis to help evil with my eyes open. All my
+life, sir, I've held by the Sermon on the Mount."
+
+"I've read it," said Obed Pearce. "Go on."
+
+"Without it I'm lost. Then along comes this very worst evil," he
+gazed towards the camp on the slope, "and here it is, callin' me in
+the name o' my Country, tauntin', askin' me why I can't make up my
+mind to be a man!" Seth checked a groan. "You see," he went on, "we
+looks at it, sir, in different ways, but they both hurt. I be main
+sorry if my own trouble o' mind adds any weight to your'n. But th'
+Bible says that, though one man's burden be 'most as heavy as
+another's, the pair may halve the whole load by sharin' it--or that's
+as I read the tex'."
+
+Young Obed ground his teeth. "Maybe you haven't to endure _this_
+sort o' thing!" On a fierce impulse he pulled an envelope from his
+pocket, seemed to repent, then hardened his courage, and slowly drew
+forth--three white feathers, "It came to me this morning, anonymous."
+His face was crimson.
+
+"Maybe I have," answered Seth tranquilly, and produced an envelope
+containing three feathers precisely similar. "But what signifies a
+dirty trick o' that sort? It only tells what be in some other
+unfort'nate person's mind. It don't affect what's in my own,"
+
+"Hullo!" hailed a voice behind them. "Comparin' love-letters, you
+young men?"
+
+The speaker was Nicky-Nan, come to survey the desolation of his
+'taty-patch. Young Obed hastily crammed his envelope into his
+pocket. But Seth Minards turned about with a frank smile.
+
+"You may see mine, Mr Nanjivell. Look what some kind friend sent me
+this mornin'!"
+
+"Well, I s'wow!" exclaimed Nicky-Nan, after a silence of
+astonishment. "If _I_ didn' get such another Prince o' Wales's
+plume, an' this very mornin' too!"
+
+"You?" cried the two young men together. "See here"--Nicky in his
+turn pulled forth an envelope. "But what do it signify at all?
+'Tis all a heathen mystery to me."
+
+
+"Well, and how are we getting along?" asked the Vicar two days later,
+as he entered the morning-room where his wife sat busily addressing
+circulars and notices of sub-committee meetings.
+
+She looked up, with a small pucker on her forehead. "I suppose it is
+drudgery; but do you know, Robert," she confessed, "I really believe
+I could get to like this sort of thing in time?"
+
+He laughed, a trifle wistfully. "And do you know, Agatha, why it is
+that clergymen and their wives so seldom trouble the Divorce Court--
+in comparison, we'll say, with soldiers and soldiers' wives? . . .
+No, you are going to answer wrong. It isn't because the parsons are
+better men--for I don't believe they are."
+
+"Then it seems to follow that their wives must be better women!"
+
+"You're wrong again. It's because the wife of a parish priest, even
+when she has no children of her own"--here the Vicar winced, flushed,
+and went on rapidly--"nine times out of ten has a whole parish to
+mother--clothing-clubs, Sunday-school classes, mothers' meetings,
+children's outings, choir feasts,--it's all looking after people,
+clothing 'em, feeding 'em, patting 'em on the head or boxing their
+ears and telling 'em to be good--which is just the sort of business a
+virtuous woman delights in. _She riseth also while it is yet night,
+and giveth meat to her household and a portion to her maidens_.
+'A portion to her maidens'; you see she used to measure out the
+butter in Solomon's time."
+
+"It wouldn't do in this parish," she said with a laugh. "They'd give
+notice at once."
+
+"God forgive me that I brought you to this parish, Agatha!"
+
+"Now if you begin to talk like that--when I've really made a
+beginning!" She pointed in triumph to the stacks of missives on the
+writing-table.
+
+"It's I who bungled, the other day, when I suggested your giving Mrs
+Polsue a duplicate list of the names and addresses. I thought it
+would please her and save you half the secretarial labour; and now it
+appears that you _like_ the secretarial labour!"
+
+"What has happened?" Mrs Steele asked. "Well, young Obed Pearce rode
+over to see me yesterday. He's in great distress of mind, poor
+fellow; dying to enlist and serve his country, but held back by his
+parents, who won't hear of it. As if this wasn't torture enough, in
+the midst of it he gets an envelope by post--addressed in a feigned
+hand, and with no letter inside, but just three white feathers."
+
+"Oh, hateful! Who could be so wicked?"
+
+"I met Lippity-Libby at the gate this morning. 'Look here,' I said;
+'this is a pretty poison you are sowing on your rounds': and I showed
+him the feathers which young Obed had left with me. 'I know you
+can't help it,' said I, 'but if the Post Office can stop and open
+suspected circulars, surely it can refuse to help this abomination!'
+'I've delivered pretty well a score, sir,' said he; 'and I wish you
+or some person would write to the papers and stop it.' 'Well,' I
+said, 'it's not for me to ask if you have a guess who sends this sort
+of thing about?' He rubbed his chin for a while and then answered:
+`No, Parson; nor 'tisn't for me to tell 'ee if I do: but if you
+_should_ happen to be strollin' down t'wards the Quay, you might take
+a look at Mrs Polsue's Cochin-China hens. The way them birds have
+been moultin' since the War started--'"
+
+"Robert! You don't tell me that woman plucks the poor things alive!"
+
+"Ay: and takes the bleeding quills to draw more blood from young
+men's hearts."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+
+
+I-SPY-HI!
+
+At certain decent and regular intervals of time (we need not indicate
+them more precisely) Mrs Polsue was accustomed to order in from the
+Three Pilchards a firkin of ale. A firkin, as the reader probably
+knows, is the least compromising of casks, and Mr Latter regularly
+attended in person to "spile" it. Mrs Polsue as regularly took care
+to watch the operation.
+
+"The newspaper tells me," said she, "that this is likely to be a
+teetotal War."
+
+"Tell me another, ma'am!" answered Mr Latter in his unconventional
+way.
+
+"It would be an excellent thing for our troops in the field: and, if
+you ask my opinion, a little mortifying of the spirit would do the
+working classes of this country a deal of good. I take a glass of
+ale myself, under medical advice, because cold water disagrees with
+me, and I've never yet had the aerated drink recommended that wasn't
+followed by flatulence."
+
+"There's neither mirth nor music in 'em" agreed Mr Latter.
+
+"I do not seek either mirth or music in the little I make use of,"
+Mrs Polsue corrected him; "and on general grounds I agree with total
+abstinence."
+
+[In this the lady said no more than the truth. She had lamented,
+scores of times, an infirmity of the flesh which, forbidding her to
+chastise the indulgence of moderate drinking, protected a truly
+enormous class of fellow-creatures from her missionary disapproval.
+Often and often she had envied Charity Oliver, who could consume tea
+with hot sausages and even ham rashers. "To have the stomach of an
+ostrich must be a privilege indeed," she had once assured her friend;
+"though to be sure it tells on the complexion, forcing the blood to
+the face; so that (from a worldly point of view) at a distance a
+different construction might be put on it."]
+
+"Tea with sausages, for instance!"
+
+"The same here--Poison!" Mr Latter agreed, delicately indicating
+where "here" lay for him.
+
+"My father ever kept a generous table, which he was in a position to
+afford." Mrs Polsue sighed, and added with resignation, "I suppose
+we must say that the fathers have eaten sour grapes and the
+children's teeth are set on edge."
+
+"I wouldn' put it just like that, ma'am-not from what I've heard of
+the old gentleman's knowledge o' liquor."
+
+"It will bear hardly on you, Latter, if the King and Parliament
+should put the country under Prohibition?"
+
+["Drabbet the old cat!" murmured Mr Latter to himself.
+"She's fishing to get at my banking account, and a lot she'd
+interfere if 'twas the workhouse with me to-morrow."]
+
+Aloud he said, rubbing his thumb on the edge of the augur and
+preparing to make incision upon the cask, "Well, ma'am, I reckon as
+the Lord will provide mortification enough for us before we're out o'
+this business, without our troublin' to get in ahead. The way I
+looks at it is, 'Let's be cheerful.' In my experience o' life there's
+no bank like cheerfulness for a man to draw upon, to keep hisself fit
+and industrious. What's more--if I may say it--'most every staid
+man, afore he gets to forty, has pretty well come to terms with his
+innards. He knows--if you'll excuse the figger o' speech, ma'am--
+what's the pressure 'pon the boiler, an' how to stoke it.
+There's folks," said Mr Latter delicately, "as can't stoke hot tea
+upon sossiges: an' likewise there's folks as'll put forth their best
+on three goes o' whisky. So why not live an' let live?"
+
+"They say," answered Mrs Polsue, "that the Czar has been advised to
+prohibit the sale of vodka throughout his vast dominion."
+
+"What's the beverage, ma'am? I don't seem to know it."
+
+"Vodka."
+
+"Oh, well: very likely he has his reasons. . . . It sounds a long way
+off."
+
+"But that," Mrs Polsue persisted, reproducing what she had
+assimilated from her newspaper,--"_that_ is what folks in Polpier
+cannot be made to understand. At this moment the Germans are nearer
+than we are to London, as the crow flies; and here are our working
+classes living on honey and roses, like a City of the Plain.
+What are our young men thinking about?"
+
+"Why, ma'am," said Mr Latter, by this time busy with the cask,
+"they're takin' it slow, I'll own, an' they don't say much. To begin
+with, 'tis their natur'; an' next, 'tis a bit more they risk than you
+or me, if I may make bold to say so. Then there's the mothers an'
+sweethearts pullin' 'em back."
+
+"Tut! If _I_ had a sweetheart--"
+
+"Oh, certainly, ma'am!" agreed Mr Latter. "That if wars there had
+been, you'd have driven him to the nearest, I make no doubt at all;
+though your departed--if I may make so bold--was never the sort to
+hurt a fly. . . . Though, by God," wound up Mr Latter in an inaudible
+murmur as he blew the sawdust from the vent-hole, "the man must have
+had pluck, too, in his way!"
+
+"There's worse bein' done by Polpier women than holding the men back.
+_I_ call it worse, at any rate, to send your wedded husband off to
+fight for his country and then pick up with another man for
+protection."
+
+"Can such goin's-on go on in our midst, ma'am, and nothing about in
+the shape o' fire and brimstone?"
+
+"I am not retailing gossip, Mr Latter. I tell you no more than was
+openly said to me, and brazenly, before witnesses, by one of the
+parties involved. As one of the Relief Committee appointed to see
+that none of our reservists' families are suffering want, I called
+the other day upon Samuel Penhaligon's wife. From the first the
+woman showed no sense of our respective positions; and after a
+question or two she became so violent that it drew quite a small
+crowd around the door. In the midst of her tirading out steps her
+partner--"
+
+"What? Sam?"
+
+"How should it be Samuel Penhaligon, when you know as well as I do
+that he's gone to the War? No: the man, I regret to say, was
+Nicholas Nanjivell."
+
+"Nicky-Nan? . . . Oh, come, ma'am, I say! Why, what capers could _he_
+been cuttin'?"
+
+"I feel justified in speaking of him as her partner, seeing that he
+avowed as much. She was living under his protection, he said, and he
+would see that she didn't come to want. He had even the effrontery
+to assure me that he had made an arrangement with Penhaligon.
+But that, I feel sure, was a shameless lie, and my ears tingle to
+hear myself repeating it. 'Twas hard enough to keep one's temper
+with the man standing there and talking big as my lord, when the
+Almighty knows if for these two years he's seen the colour of a
+sovereign. . . . Eh? What ails you?" she demanded, as Mr Latter, who
+had been testing the point of the auger with his thumb, gave a sudden
+and violent start.
+
+"Thank 'ee, ma'am--there's no blood drawn, as it happens," said Mr
+Latter, "but 'twas nibby-jibby,[1] the way you outed with it, and
+took me of a heap. If you'd ever happened now to stand up to a man
+and him gettin' his fist full on your wind--no, you _wouldn't_, o'
+course. But 'twas a knock-out. . . . 'Nicky-Nan,' says you, 'an'not
+a sovereign to bless hisself'--Why the man's fairly _leakin_
+sovereigns!--sheddin' 'em about like fish-scales!"
+
+"Mr Latter--are you _intoxicated?_"
+
+"I wish I was, ma'am. 'Twould be some kind of an explanation, though
+mebbe not the most satisfactory. . . . When I tell you that the man
+walked into my bar, three days since, an' scattered sovereigns all
+over my floor! When I tell you he couldn' pull out a han'kerchief to
+blow his nose but he _sneezed_ sovereigns!"
+
+Mrs Polsue gasped.
+
+"--When I tell you," Mr Latter pursued, flourishing his auger and
+rapping it on the flat of his palm, "that one o' these soldiers--a
+Corporal too, and named Sandercock--was talkin' in my bar not two
+hours ago, an' says he, 'You've a man called Nanjivell lives here by
+the bridge.' 'Ay,' says I. 'Bit of an eccentric?' says he. 'How?'
+says I. 'The way he drops his gold about,' says the Corporal.
+'Ho?' says I, prickin' up my ears, but not choosin' to be talkative
+with a stranger. 'So folks have been tellin' you that story
+already?' says I. '_Tellin_ me?' says he. 'Why, I see'd it with my
+own eyes!' 'Come,' thinks I to myself, 'this fellow's a bra' bit of
+a liar, wherever he hails from.' 'With my own eyes,' he repeats.
+'I see'd 'en drop a sovereign in gold, up by that 'taty-patch of his
+where the Company's runnin' a trench: an' later on, as I started
+clearin' his crop, I came on two more in the soil, just where he'd
+been standin'. 'Hullo!' thinks I, 'this ben't the same story, but
+another one altogether.' I didn't say that aloud, though. What I
+said aloud was, 'You mustn't take notice of everything you see
+Nicky-Nan do. 'Tis only his tricks.' 'Tricks?' says the Corporal.
+'If a man behaved like that down to Penryn we should call 'en an
+eccentric.' That's the tale, ma'am: an' the best part o' last night,
+what with puttin' two an' two together an' makin' neither head nor
+tail of it, I scarce closed an eye in my head."
+
+"I saw the man,"--Mrs Polsue, after a sharp intake of breath, said it
+slowly in a hushed tone of surmise. "On Sunday, on my way home from
+service, I saw him hand the money over. I wasn't near enough to
+catch all that passed in the way of conversation. But the soldiers
+were delivering a quantity of potatoes they had dug up in the man's
+patch, and I concluded that Government, in its wasteful way, was
+paying him some sort of compensation over and above saving his crop
+for him. I remember saying to Miss Oliver that somebody ought to
+write to the War Office about it. . . . A man that already takes the
+taxpayers' money for pretending to be a Reservist, and then, when war
+breaks out, prefers to skulk at home in open sin or next door to it!"
+
+"I wouldn't go so far as all that, ma'am," said Mr Latter. "In fact,
+I b'lieve you're under some mistake about Mrs Penhaligon, who is
+reckoned as vartuous a woman as any in the parish; while 'tis known
+that no doctor'd pass Nanjivell for service. But if you ask me, I've
+a great idea the man has come into a legacy, or else struck a store
+of gold--"
+
+The landlord checked his tongue abruptly. Some phrase about a
+'taty-patch floated across his memory. Had the phrase been his own,
+or Nicky-Nan's? He must give himself time to think this out, for it
+might well be the clue. The Corporal had spoken of finding two of
+the three sovereigns under the soil. . . . While Mr Latter's brain
+worked, he cast a quick glance at Mrs Polsue, in fear that he had
+gone too far.
+
+But, although she had heard him, it happened that Mrs Polsue's mind
+was working on a widely divergent scent. She also was preoccupied
+with something that haunted her memory: a paragraph in that morning's
+newspaper. She, too, had no present intention of unveiling her
+surmise.
+
+"Nonsense!" she said. "Folks don't happen on buried treasure in
+Polpier; and you can't have a legacy without its getting into the
+papers."
+
+Mr Latter had no sooner departed than she put on her bonnet and paid
+a call on her friend Miss Charity Oliver.
+
+
+"If Mr Pamphlett were only a magistrate--" said Mrs Polsue, after
+telling her story. "He was as good as promised it before the
+Unionists went out of office, as his services to the party well
+deserved. _This_ Government appoints none but its own creatures.
+ . . . And Squire Tresawna living three miles away--with the chance,
+when you get there, of finding he's not at home--"
+
+"You might send him a letter," suggested Miss Oliver.
+
+"One has to be very careful what one puts down on paper," said Mrs
+Polsue. "I don't want to compromise myself unnecessarily, even for
+the sake of my country. A personal interview is always more
+advisable . . . But, apart from the distance, I don't fancy the idea
+of consulting the Squire. He dislikes hearing ill of anybody. Oh, I
+quite agree!--If he takes that line, he has no business on the Bench.
+What else is a magistrate _for?_"
+
+"Well, dear, I don't know much about the law. But I've heard it laid
+down as a rule that every man is supposed to be innocent until you
+prove that he's guilty--"
+
+"And I never could understand why," Mrs Polsue interjected; "seeing
+that five out of every six persons charged are found guilty. To my
+mind the law would be more sensible if it learnt by experience and
+took some account of the odds."
+
+"There's a good deal to be said for that, no doubt," Miss Oliver
+agreed. "But the Squire--or any other magistrate, for that matter--
+will look on the law as it stands; and if you are going to lay
+information against Nicholas Nanjivell--"
+
+"Who said I wanted to lay information? Why should any private person
+undertake such unpleasantness, when it's the plain duty of the
+police, and in fact what they're paid for."
+
+"Then why not leave it to Rat-it-all?"
+
+"I believe I will, after giving him a hint. . . . But you don't seem
+to _see_, Charity Oliver!" her friend exploded. "What you are
+arguing may do well enough for ordinary times. These are not
+ordinary times. With all the newspapers declaring that our country
+is riddled with German spies--positively riddled--"
+
+"I don't believe the man's capable of it, even if he had the will."
+
+"Then, perhaps, if you're so clever, you'll suggest a likelier
+explanation?"
+
+"He may have won the money in a lottery," Miss Oliver suggested
+brightly. "One of those Hamburg affairs--if you insist that the
+money's German."
+
+"I don't insist on anything," snapped Mrs Polsue. "I only say,
+first, there's a mystery here, and you can't deny it. Secondly,
+we're at war,--you'll agree to that, I hope? That being so, it's
+everybody's business to take precautions and inform the authorities
+of _anything_ that looks suspicious. The more it turns out to be
+smoke without fire, the more obliged the man ought to be to us for
+giving him the chance to clear his character."
+
+"Well, I hope you won't start obliging _me_ in that way," Miss Oliver
+was ever slow at following logic. "Because I never put a shilling
+into a lottery in my life, though I've more than once been in two
+minds. But in those days Germany always seemed so far off, and their
+way of counting money in what they call Marks always struck me as so
+unnatural. Marks was what you used to get at school--like sherbet
+and such things."
+
+"Charity Oliver--may the Lord forgive me, but sometimes I'm tempted
+to think you no better than a fool!"
+
+"The Vicar doesn't think so," responded Miss Oliver complacently.
+"He called this morning to ask me if I'd add to my public duties by
+allowing him to nominate me on the Relief Committee, which wants
+strengthening."
+
+"Did he say _that?_" Mrs Polsue sat bolt erect.
+
+"Well, I won't swear to the words. . . . Let me see. No, his actual
+words were that it wanted a little new blood to give it tact. I will
+say that Mr Steele has a very happy way of putting things. . . .
+So you really _are_ going to lay information, Mary-Martha? If you
+see your duty so clear, I can't think why you troubled to consult
+me."
+
+"I shall do my duty," declared Mrs Polsue. "Without taking further
+responsibility, I shall certainly put Rat-it-all on the look-out."
+
+
+That same evening, a little before sunset, Nicky-Nan took a stroll
+along the cliff-path towards his devastated holding, to see what
+progress the military had made with their excavations. The trench,
+though approaching his boundary fence, had not yet reached it.
+Somewhat to his surprise he found Mr Latter there, in the very middle
+of his patch, examining the turned earth to right and left.
+
+"Hullo!" cried Nicky-Nan, unsuspecting. "_You_ caught the war-fever
+too? I never met 'ee so far afield afore. What with your sedentary
+figure an' the contempt I've heard 'ee use about soldiers--"
+
+Mr Latter, as he straightened himself up, appeared to be confused.
+He was also red in the face, and breathed heavily. Nicky-Nan noted,
+but innocently misread, these symptoms.
+
+"Good friable soil you got here," said Mr Latter, recovering a
+measure of self-possession. "Pretty profitable little patch, unless
+I'm mistaken."
+
+"It was," answered Nicky. "But though, from your habits, you're
+about the last man I'd have counted on findin' hereabouts, I'm main
+glad, as it happens. A superstitious person might go so far as to
+say you'd dropped from heaven."
+
+"Why so?"
+
+Nicky-Nan cast a glance over his shoulder. "We're neighbours here?"
+
+"Certainly," agreed Mr Latter, puzzled, and on his defence.
+
+"Noticed anything strange about Rat-it-all, of late?"
+
+"Rat-it-all?"
+
+"You wish friendly to him, eh? . . . I ask because, as between the
+police and licensed victuallers--" Nicky-Nan hesitated.
+
+"You may make your mind easy," Mr Latter assured him. "Rat-it-all
+wouldn't look over a blind. I've no complaint to make of Rat-it-all,
+and never had. But what's happened to him?"
+
+"I wish I knew," answered Nicky-Nan. "I glimpsed him followin' me,
+back along the path; an' when I turned about for a chat, he dodged
+behind a furze-bush like as if he was pouncin' on some valuable
+butterfly. 'That's odd,' I thought: for I'd never heard of his
+collectin' such things. But he's often told me how lonely a
+constable feels, an' I thought he might have picked up wi' the habit
+to amuse himself. So on I walked, waitin' for him to catch me up;
+an' by-an'-by turned about to look for en. There he was, on the
+path, an' be damned if he didn' dodge behind another bush! I wonder
+if 'tis sunstroke? It always seemed to me those helmets must be a
+tryin' wear."
+
+"I dunno. . . . But here he is! Let's ask him," said Mr Latter as
+Policeman Rat-it-all appeared on the ridge with body bent and using
+the gait of a sleuth-hound Indian. [There is no such thing as a
+sleuth-hound Indian, but none the less Rat-it-all was copying him.]
+
+"Hullo, Rat-it-all!"
+
+The constable straightened himself up and approached with an affected
+air of jauntiness.
+
+"Why, whoever would ha' thought to happen on _you_ two here?" he
+exclaimed, and laughed uneasily.
+
+"Sure enough the man's manner isn't natural," said Mr Latter to
+Nicky-Nan. "Speakin' as a publican, too," he confided, "I'd be sorry
+if anything happened to the chap an' we got a stranger in his place."
+
+"What's the matter with 'ee, Rat-it-all?" asked Nicky-Nan
+sympathetically. "By the way you've been behavin' all up the hill--"
+
+"You noticed it?"
+
+"_Noticed_ it!"
+
+"Rat it all!--I mean, I was hopin' you wouldn't. I begin to see as it
+will take more practice than I allowed." He cast a glance back at
+the ridge as he seated himself on the turf. "Either of you got a
+pinch o' baccy?"
+
+"Then you _are_n't afflicted in any way?" exclaimed Nicky-Nan with
+relief. "But what was the matter with 'ee, just now, that you kept
+behavin' so comical?"
+
+"Got such a thing as a match? . . . Well, I didn' believe it from the
+first. You must make allowance," said he as he puffed, "that a
+constable has communications in these times, of a certain nature,
+calculated to get on his Nerves. For my part, I hate all this
+mistrustfulness that's goin'. 'Confidence'--that's my motto--
+'as betwix' man an' man.'"
+
+[1] A close shave.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+
+
+MISS OLIVER PROFFERS ASSISTANCE.
+
+Although this narrative has faintly attempted to trace it here and
+there in operation, no one can keep tally with rumour in Polpier, or
+render any convincing account of its secret ways. It were far easier
+to hunt thistledown.
+
+The Penhaligon family were packing, preparing for the great move into
+Aun' Bunney's derelict cottage. 'Bert and 'Beida had been given to
+understand--had made sure in fact--that the move would be made, at
+earliest, in the week before Michaelmas Day. For some reason or
+other Mrs Penhaligon had changed her mind, and was hurrying things
+forward almost feverishly. 'Beida--who for a year or so had been
+taken more and more into her mother's confidence--suddenly found
+herself up against a dead wall of mystery and obstinacy. The growing
+girl was puzzled--driven to consult 'Bert about it; and a Polpier
+woman is driven far before she seeks advice from husband or brother.
+
+She might have spared herself the humiliation, too. For 'Bert, when
+she cornered him, gave no help at all. Yet he was positive enough.
+[It takes some experience to discover what painted laths men are.]
+
+"Some woman's rot!" decided 'Bert with a shrug of his shoulders.
+"Father bein' away, she's worryin', an' wants to get it over.
+She don't consult me, so I've no call to tell her to take things
+cooler." The trumpet, after thus uttering no uncertain sound, tailed
+off upon the word 'females.'
+
+"Get along with your 'females'!" fired up 'Beida, springing to arms
+for her sex. "I'd like to know where the world'd be without us.
+But don't you see that 'tisn' _like_ Mother to be so daggin' to quit
+the old house?"
+
+"She wants to get the grievin' over, I tell you," 'Bert maintained.
+
+As for 'Biades, he was rather more--certainly not less--of a nuisance
+than children of his age usually are when a family intends a move.
+He asked a thousand questions, wandered among packing-cases as in a
+maze, and, if his presence were forgotten for a moment, sat down and
+howled. On being picked up and righted he would account for his
+emotion quite absurdly yet lucidly and in a way that wrung all
+hearts. On the second day of packing he looked out from a zareba of
+furniture under which he had contrived to crawl, and demanded--
+"What's a Spy?"
+
+"A Spy?" his mother echoed after he had repeated the question three
+or four times. "A Spy is a wicked man: worse nor a Prooshian."
+
+"What's a Prooshian?"
+
+"A Prooshian," said Mrs Penhaligon, inverting one bedroom chair on
+another, "is a kind o' German, and by all accounts the p'isonest.
+A Spy is worse nor even a Prooshian, because he pretends he isn't
+till he've wormed hisself into your confidence, an' then he comes out
+in his true colours, an' the next thing you know you're stabbed in
+the back in the dark." Mrs Penhaligon might miss to be lucid in
+explanation, but never to be vivid.
+
+"What's your 'confidence'?" asked 'Biades, after a digestive pause.
+
+His sister 'Beida turned about while she bumped herself up and down
+in a sitting posture on the lid of an old sea-chest overfilled with
+pillows, bed-curtains, and other "soft goods."
+
+"It isn't your stummick, on which you're crawlin' at this moment like
+Satan in the garden. And only yesterday your askin' to be put into
+weskits on the ground of your age! A nice business 'twould be to
+keep your front in buttons!" While admonishing 'Biades, 'Beida
+continued to bump herself on the sea-chest, her speech by consequence
+coming in short interrupted gushes like water from a pump. "A Spy,"
+she continued, "is a man what creeps in a person's belongings same as
+you're doin' at this moment, an' then goes off an' gets paid for
+writin' to Germany about it: which if we didn' know from bitter
+experience as you couldn't spell a, b, 'ab,' we should be feelin'
+nervous at this moment, the way you're behavin'."
+
+"How can you tell a Spy?" persisted 'Biades after another pause,
+ignoring reproof. "Does he go about with a gamey leg, like Mr
+Nanjivell? Or what?"
+
+"Don't you set up to laugh at gamey legs or any such infirmity," his
+mother warned him, "when there's an All-seein' Eye about; an', for
+all we know, around the corner at this moment gettin' ready to strike
+you comical."
+
+"There's no way to tell a Spy at first," added 'Beida; "an' that's
+why they're so dangerous. The usual way is that first you have your
+suspicions, an' then, some day when he's not lookin', you search his
+premises an' the fat's in the fire."
+
+"What's an infirmity?" asked 'Biades. Getting no answer, after half
+a minute he asked, "What's premises?"
+
+Still there was no answer. With a sigh he wriggled backwards out of
+his shelter. Seizing the moment when his sister had at length
+pressed down the lid and his mother was kneeling to lock it, he
+slipped out of the room and betook himself to the water-side, where
+he fell into deep thought.
+
+
+This happened on Tuesday. During Wednesday and the morning of
+Thursday the child was extraordinarily well-behaved. As Mrs
+Penhaligon observed to her daughter--
+
+"You kept warnin' me he'd be a handful, messin' about an' unpackin'
+things as soon as they was packed. Whereas if he'd been his own
+father, he couldn' ha' been more considerate in keepin' out o' the
+way. 'Tis wonderful how their tender intellec's turn steady when
+there's trouble in the family."
+
+"But there isn't."
+
+"Well, you know what I mean. For the last two days the blessed child
+might not ha' been in existence, he's such a comfort."
+
+"Well," said 'Beida, "you _may_ be right. But I never yet knowed
+'Biades quiet for half this time 'ithout there was somebody's bill to
+pay at the end o't."
+
+
+That same afternoon as Miss Charity Oliver came down the hill on her
+first errand as Relief Visitor, at the corner by Mrs Pengelly's she
+happened on young 'Biades, posted solitary before the shop-window.
+There was something queer in this: for the elder children had started
+a game of tig, down by the bridge--that is to say, within earshot--
+and as a rule any such game attracted 'Biades fatally to its
+periphery, where he would stand with his eyes rounded and his heart
+sick for the time when he would be grown up and invited to join in.
+To-day his back was turned to the fun.
+
+Miss Oliver, however, knew no more of 'Biades ways than that on her
+approach as a rule he either fled precipitately or, if no retreat
+offered itself, stood stock-still, put a finger in his mouth, and
+seemed to be calling on some effort of the will to make him
+invisible. To-day he met her accost easily, familiarly, even with
+what in a grown male might have been taken for a drunken leer.
+
+"Well, my little man!" said Miss Oliver. "And what might you be
+doing here, all by yourself?"
+
+"Choosin'," answered 'Biades. Reluctantly he withdrew his eyes again
+from gloating on Mrs Pengelly's miscellaneous exhibits. "I 'spect
+it'll end in peppermint lumps, but I'd rather have trousers if a
+whole penny would run to 'em."
+
+He held out his palm, exhibiting a coin over which his fingers
+quickly closed again.
+
+"What's that money you have?" asked Miss Oliver sharply.
+
+"A penny," answered the child. "A whole penny. I like peppermint
+lumps, but they smell so strong in your breath that 'Bert and 'Beida
+would find out an' want to share. Of course trousers are found out
+quite as easy, or easier. But you can't go shares in trousers: not,"
+added 'Biades thoughtfully, "if you try ever so."
+
+"May I see the pretty penny?" coaxed Miss Oliver: for in the glimpse
+allowed her it had seemed an extraordinarily bright and yellow one.
+
+"You mustn' come no nearer than you are now," said 'Biades, backing a
+little. After an inward struggle he opened his fingers and disclosed
+the coin.
+
+"Where did you get _that?_" Miss Oliver's eyes were notoriously
+sharp. Her voice rapped out the question in a way that made 'Biades
+blink and clasp the coin again as he cast a desperate look behind him
+in search of retreat.
+
+"Mr Nanjivell gave it to me."
+
+"Mr Nanjivell! . . . He couldn't!" Miss Oliver took a step forward.
+'Biades lowered his head.
+
+"If you come a step closer I'll butt 'ee!" He threatened.
+"Mr Nanjivell gave it to me," he repeated, and, seeing her taken
+aback, soared upon the wing of falsehood. "Mother's changing houses,
+an' Mr Nanjivell said I'd behaved so quiet I deserved a penny if ever
+a boy did in this world."
+
+"A penny?" Miss Oliver echoed. "But where did he--how did he come
+across that kind of penny? Such a bright penny, I mean."
+
+"He spat upon it, an' rubbed it on his trousers," answered 'Biades
+with a glibness that astonished himself, 'peeking' between his
+fingers to make sure that they really held the prize. Inspiration
+took the child, once started, and he lied as one lifted far above
+earth. "Mr Nanjivell said as it might help me to forget Father's
+bein' away at the War. Mr Nanjivell said as I couldn' learn too
+early to lay by against a rainy day, and I was to take it to Missis
+Pengelly's and if it took the form of trousers he didn' mind.
+Mother wanted me to put it in the savings bank, but he wouldn' hear
+of it. He said they weren't to be trusted any longer--not savings
+banks. He said--"
+
+"But where did _he_ get it?"
+
+'Biades blinked, and set his face hardily. He had the haziest
+notions of how money was acquired. But from infancy he had perforce
+attended chapel.
+
+"He took up a collection."
+
+"_What?_"
+
+"He took up a collection, Miss: the same as Mr Pamphlett does on
+Sunday. Back-along, when he was at sea--"
+
+"Alcibiades," said Miss Oliver on a sudden impulse, feeling for her
+purse. "What would you say if I gave you two pennies for your bright
+new one? Two pennies will buy twice as much as one, you know."
+
+"O' course I know _that_," said 'Biades cunningly. "But what for?"
+
+"Because you have told me such a pretty story."
+
+'Biades hesitated. He had been driven--in self-defence, to be sure--
+into saying things at the bare thought of which he felt a premonitory
+tingling in the rearward part of his person. But somehow the feel of
+the coin in his hand seemed to enfranchise him. He had at once a
+sense of manly solidity, and of having been floated off into a giddy
+atmosphere in which nothing succeeded like success and the law of
+gravity had lost all spanking weight. He backed towards Mrs
+Pengelly's shop door, greedy, suspicious, irresolute.
+
+Miss Oliver produced two copper coins, and laid them in his palm.
+As the exchange was made he backed upon Mrs Pengelly's shop door, and
+the impact set a bell clanging. The sense of it shot up his spine of
+a sudden, and at each stroke of the clapper he felt he had sold his
+soul to the devil. But Miss Oliver stood in front of him, with a
+smile on her face that seemed to waver the more she fixed it: and at
+this moment the voice of Mrs Pengelly--a deep contralto--called--
+
+"Come in!"
+
+Some women are comfortable, others uncomfortable. In the language of
+Polpier, "there be bitter and there be bowerly." Mrs Pengelly was a
+bowerly woman, and traded in lollipops. Miss Oliver--
+
+Anyhow, the child 'Biades turned and took refuge in the shop, hurling
+back the door-flap and its clanging bell.
+
+
+This left Miss Oliver without, in the awkwardest of situations: since
+she had a conscience as well as curiosity. In her palm lay a
+guinea-piece: which meant that (at the very least, or the current
+rate of exchange) she had swindled a child out of twenty shillings
+and tenpence. This would never do, of course. . . . Yet she could
+not very well follow in at this moment and explain to Mrs Pengelly.
+
+Moreover, here was a mystery connected with Nanjivell. In the midst
+of her embarrassment she felt a secret assurance that she was in
+luck; that she held a clue; that she had in her grasp something to
+open Mrs Polsue's eyes in envy.
+
+"The first thing," she decided, "is to take this piece of gold to the
+child's mother, and instanter."
+
+But, as fate would have it, she had scarcely reached the porch of the
+Old Doctor's house when Nicky-Nan himself emerged from it: and at the
+sight of him her fatal curiosity triumphed.
+
+"Mr Nanjivell!" she called.
+
+Nicky-Nan turned about. "Good mornin', Miss. Was that you
+a-callin'?"
+
+Having yielded to her impulse, Miss Oliver suddenly found herself at
+a loss how to proceed. Confusion and the call to improvise an
+opening movement mantled her cheeks with that crimson tint which her
+friend Mary-Martha so often alleged to be unbecoming.
+
+"I stopped you," she answered, stammering a little, "because, with
+all our little differences in Polpier, we're all one family in a
+sense, are we not? We have a sort of fellow-feeling--eh?--whether in
+trouble _or_ prosperity. And as a Polpier woman, born and bred, I'd
+like to be one of the first to wish you joy of your good fortune."
+
+Nicky-Nan's face did not flush. On the contrary, it turned to an
+ashen grey, as he stood before her and leant for support on his
+stick. He was making inarticulate sounds in his throat.
+
+"Who told you?" he gasped hoarsely. Recollecting himself, he hastily
+changed the form of the question. "What lies have they been tellin'
+up about me now?"
+
+Miss Oliver had meant to disclose the guinea in her palm, and tell
+him of her meeting with the child 'Biades. But now she clutched the
+coin closer, and it gave her confidence--a feeling that she held her
+trump card in reserve.
+
+"Why, of course, they have been putting up lies, as you say," she
+answered cunningly. "There was never such a place as Polpier for
+tittle-tattle. They've even gone so far as to set it about that it
+came from Germany: which was the reason you haven't joined up with
+the colours."
+
+"_What_ came from Germany?"
+
+"And of course it is partly your own fault, isn't it?--if you _will_
+make such a secret of the thing? . . . Yet, I'm sure I don't blame
+you. Living the solitary life you do must make it specially trying
+to feel that every one is canvassing your affairs. For my part, I
+said, 'If it _does_ come from Germany,' I said, 'you may be sure 'tis
+through one of those lotteries.'" On a swift thought she added,
+"But that tale is all nonsense, of course: because the Germans
+wouldn't pay in guineas, would they?"
+
+"'Guineas'?" repeated Nicky-Nan, as the solid earth seemed to fail
+beneath his feet and his supporting stick.
+
+Miss Oliver, grasping the advantage of his evident distress, decided
+in a flash (1) that here, before her, stood the wreck of a
+well-connected man, cleanly in person, not ill to look upon; and (2)
+that she would a little longer withhold disclosure of the guinea.
+
+"Well, I _heard_ it took the form of guineas, Mr Nanjivell. But of
+course I don't wish to be inquisitive."
+
+"That devil Pamphlett has been talkin'," muttered Nicky-Nan to
+himself.
+
+"I only suggest," Miss Oliver went on, "that if 'twas known--I don't
+seek to know the amount: but if I had your authority to say that
+'twas all in good coin of this realm--with my opportunities I might
+hush up half this silly talk about your being a spy and in German
+pay--"
+
+"What? . . . ME, a German spy?" The words seemed fairly to strangle
+him.
+
+"It's a positive fact, I assure you. I mean it's a positive fact
+_somebody_ has been putting that story about."
+
+"If I knawed the critter, male or female--" Nicky-Nan gripped his stick.
+
+Miss Oliver could not help admiring his demeanour, his manly
+indignation. The man had fine features, too--a touch of ancestry.
+She grew bolder.
+
+"Well, I rather think I _do_ know the creature, as you put it-though
+I am not going to tell you," she added almost archly. Then, of a
+sudden, "Has Constable Rat-it-all been paying you any attention
+lately?"
+
+"Well . . . I'll be danged!"
+
+Miss Oliver laughed pleasantly. "The fact is, Mr Nanjivell, you want
+a woman's wit to warn you, as every man does in your position.
+And just now it took me of a sudden, happening upon you in this way
+and knowing how you were surrounded by evil tongues, that I'd cast
+prudence to the winds and speak to you openly for your good, as a
+neighbour. You don't think the worse of me, I hope?"
+
+"Why, no, Miss Oliver. Contrariwise I ought to be--if you hadn'
+taken me so sudden!" he concluded lamely.
+
+"We'll say no more about that. All I suggest is that, until you find
+some one worthier of your confidence, if you care to count on me as
+an old friend and neighbour--"
+
+"Good Lord!" Nicky-Nan cast a hand to his brow. "You'll excuse my
+manners, Miss--but if you'll let me go off an' think it over--"
+
+He turned as if to flee into the house. Then, as if headed off by
+the noise of hammering within, he faced about and made across the
+bridge for the quay-head and his favourite bollard. There, as a man
+in a dream, he found a seat, and vainly for ten minutes strove to
+collect and arrange his thoughts. Suspicion, fear, wild anger wove
+dances in his brain--witch-dances immingled with cursings upon the
+heads of Pamphlett and Policeman Rat-it-all. . . . Of a sudden he sat
+up and stiffened with a new fright.
+
+"By the manner of her conversation, that woman was makin' love to
+me!"
+
+Left to herself, and as Nicky-Nan passed out of sight around the
+corner beyond the bridge, Miss Charity Oliver warily opened her palm
+and examined the guinea.
+
+"By rights," she mused, "I ought to take this in to Mrs Penhaligon at
+once, and caution her about Alcibiades. . . . No, I won't, though.
+I'll call first and have it out with Mary-Martha. She thinks she
+knows everything, and she has a way of making others believe it.
+But she has proved herself a broken reed over this affair: and,"
+said Miss Oliver to herself with decision, "I rather fancy I'll make
+Mary-Martha sensible of it."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI.
+
+
+FAIRY GOLD.
+
+"So you see, Mary-Martha, that for once in a way you were wrong and I
+was right."
+
+"You're too fond of sweepin' statements, Charity Oliver. I doubt
+your first, and your second I not only doubt but deny. So far as I
+remember, I said the man was probably in German pay, while you
+insisted that he'd won the money in a lottery."
+
+"I didn't insist: I merely suggested. It was you who started to talk
+about German money: and I answered you that, even if the money _was_
+German, there might be an innocent way of explaining it before you
+took upon yourself to warn the police."
+
+Mrs Polsue glanced at her friend sharply. "You seem to be gettin'
+very hot over it," was her comment. "Why, I can't think.
+You certainly wouldn't if you gave any thought to your appearance."
+
+"I'm not hot in the least," hotly protested Miss Oliver. "I'm simply
+proving to you that you've made a mistake: which you could never in
+your life bear to be told. The money is English gold, with King
+George the Something's head on it: and _that_ you can't deny, try as
+you may."
+
+"All the more reason why it shouldn't come through a German lottery,"
+replied Mrs Polsue, examining the coin.
+
+"I tell you for the last time that I only threw lotteries out as a
+suggestion. There's many ways to come into a fortune besides
+lotteries. You can have it left to you by will, for instance--"
+
+"Dear, dear! . . . But never mind: go on. How one lives and learns!"
+
+"And the other day the papers were full of a man who came into tens
+of thousands through what they call a Derby sweep. I remember
+wondering how cleaning chimneys--even those long factory ones--could
+be so profitable in the north of England, until it turned out that a
+sweep was some kind of horse-race."
+
+"The Derby, as it is called," said Mrs Polsue, imparting information
+in her turn, "is the most famous of horse-races, and the most
+popular, though not the most fashionable. It is called the Blue
+Ribbon of the Turf."
+
+"Indeed? Now that's very gratifying to hear," said Miss Oliver.
+"I didn't know they ran _any_ of these meetings on teetotal lines."
+
+"As I was saying," her friend continued, "the gowns worn are not so
+expensive as at Ascot, and I believe there is no Royal Enclosure.
+But the Derby is nevertheless what they call a National Institution.
+As you know, I disapprove of horse-racing as a pastime: but my
+brother-in-law in the Civil Service used to attend it regularly, from
+a sense of duty, with a green veil around his hat."
+
+"I suppose he didn't want to be recognised?" Miss Oliver hazarded.
+
+"He didn't go so far as to say that Government Officials were
+compelled to attend: though he implied that it was expected of him.
+There's an unwritten law in most of these matters. . . . But after
+what I've told you, Charity Oliver, do you look me in the face and
+suggest that the Derby horse-race--being run, as every one knows,
+early in the London season and somewhere towards the end of May, if
+my memory serves me--can be made to account for a man like Nanjivell,
+that humanly speaking shouldn't know one end of a horse from another,
+starting to parade his wealth in the month of August?"
+
+"You've such a knack of taking me up before I'm down, Mary-Martha!
+I never said nor implied that Mr Nanjivell had won his money on a
+horse-race. I only said that some people did."
+
+"Oh, well, if _that_'s your piece of news," said Mrs Polsue with her
+finest satirical air, "it was considerate of you to put on your
+bonnet and lose no time in telling me. . . . But how long is it since
+we started 'Mister'-ing Nanjivell in this way?"
+
+Miss Oliver's face grew crimson. "It seems to me that now he has
+come into money--and being always of good family, as everybody
+knows--" She hesitated and came to a halt. Her friend's eyes were
+fixed on her, and with an expression not unlike a lazy cat's.
+
+"Oho!" thought Mrs Polsue to herself, and for just a moment her frame
+shook with a dry inward spasm; but not a muscle of her face twitched.
+Aloud she said: "Well, in your place I shouldn't be so hot, at short
+notice, to stand up for a man who on your own showing is a corrupter
+of children's minds. Knowing what I've told you of the relations
+between this Nanjivell and Mrs Penhaligon, and catching this
+Penhaligon child with a gold coin in his hand, and hearing from his
+own confession that the man gave it to him, even _you_ might have
+drawn some conclusion, I'd have thought."
+
+"I declare, Mary-Martha, I wouldn't think so uncharitably of folks as
+you do, not if I was paid for it. You're annoyed--that's what you
+are--because you got Mr--because you got Nanjivell watched for a
+German spy, and now I've proved you're wrong and you can't wriggle
+out of _that!_"
+
+"Your godfather and godmothers did very well for you at your baptism,
+Charity Oliver. Prophets they must have been. . . . But just you
+take a chair and compose yourself and listen to me. A minute ago you
+complained that I took you up before you were down. Well, I'll
+improve on that by taking you down before you're up--or up so far as
+you think yourself. Answer me. This is a piece of gold, eh?"
+
+"Why, of course. That's why I brought it to you."
+
+"What kind of a piece of gold?"
+
+"A guinea-piece. My father used to wear one on his watch-chain, and
+I recognised the likeness at once."
+
+"Quite so. Now when your father happened to earn a sovereign, did he
+go and hang it on his watch-chain?"
+
+"What a silly question!"
+
+"It isn't at all a silly question. . . . Tell me how many sovereigns
+you've seen in your life, and how many guineas?"
+
+"O-oh! . . . I think I see what you mean-"
+
+"I congratulate you, I'm sure! Now, I won't swear, but I'm morally
+certain that guineas haven't been what they call in circulation for
+years and years and years."
+
+"You're always seeing them in subscription lists," Miss Oliver
+objected. "Take our Emergency Fund--'Charles Pendarves Tresawna,
+Esq., J.P., twenty-five guineas.'"
+
+"I seem to remember that the Squire paid by cheque," said Mrs Polsue
+drily.
+
+"But the guineas must have been there, in the Bank. . . . Oh, I see!
+You mean that a guinea being worth twenty-one shillings--"
+
+"That's right: you're getting at it. Though I declare, Charity
+Oliver, there are times when I don't know which is furthest behind
+the times--your head, or the coquelicots you insist on wearing upon
+it. But now I hope you'll admit I was right, and there's a mystery
+about Nanjivell. Whether 'tis mixed up with his immorality or
+separate I won't pretend to decide, or not at this stage."
+
+"But anyway you can't make out a guinea-piece to be German,"
+maintained Miss Oliver with a last show of obstinacy.
+
+"I don't say 'yes' or 'no' to that just yet," Mrs Polsue replied.
+"The newspapers tell us the Germans have been hoarding gold for a
+very long time. But you mentioned the Bank a moment ago--or did I?
+Never mind: it was a good suggestion anyway. Wait while I send
+across for Mr Pamphlett."
+
+
+"Why, to be sure," said Mr Pamphlett, "it's a guinea--a George the
+Second guinea." He pushed back a corner of the cloth and rang the
+coin on the table. "Sound . . . and not clipped at all. There's
+always its intrinsic value, as we say: and one of these days it will
+have an additional value as a curiosity. But as yet that is almost
+negligible. Oddly enough--" He broke off, fumbled in his waistcoat
+pocket, and produced a guinea almost precisely similar. Miss Oliver
+gasped: it was so like a conjuring trick.
+
+"Where did Miss Oliver get this one?" asked Mr Pamphlett, laying his
+right forefinger upon the guinea on the table while still holding the
+other displayed in the palm of his left hand.
+
+"I got it," confessed Miss Oliver, "off that youngest child of
+Samuel Penhaligon's, who told me it had been given him as a present
+by Mr--by Nicholas Nanjivell."
+
+"WHAT?"
+
+She blanched, as Mr Pamphlett stared at her. "His eyes," as she
+explained later, "were round in his head-round as gooseberries."
+
+"Well, I suppose I oughtn't to have taken it from the child. . . .
+But seeing that he didn't know its value, and there being something
+of a mystery in the whole business--as Mary-Martha here will explain,
+though she will have it that the man is a German spy--"
+
+"Stuff and nonsense, ma'am! . . . I beg your pardon: you're quite
+right: there _is_ a mystery here, though it has nothing to do with
+German spies. I rather fancy I'm in a position to get to the bottom
+of it."
+
+
+On Saturday, almost at blink of dawn, the Penhaligons started
+house-moving. Mrs Penhaligon had everything ready--even the last
+box corded--more than thirty-six hours earlier. But she would
+neither finish nor start installing herself on a Friday, which was an
+unlucky day.
+
+The discomfort of taking their meals on packing-cases and sleeping on
+mattresses spread upon the bare floor weighed as nothing with the
+children in comparison with the delightful sense of adventure.
+Neither 'Bert nor 'Beida, when they came to talk it over, could
+understand why their mother was in such a fever to quit the old
+house. Scarcely ten days before she had kept assuring them, almost
+angrily, that there was no hurry before Michaelmas. It was queer,
+too, that not only had she forbidden them to accept even the smallest
+offer of help from Nicky-Nan when he showed himself willing (as he
+expressed it) for any light job as between neighbours, but on 'Bert's
+attempting to argue the point with her she had boxed 'Biades' ears
+for a quite trifling offence and promptly collapsed and burst into
+tears with no more preparation than that of throwing an apron over
+her head.
+
+"She's upset," said 'Bert.
+
+"If you learn at this rate, you'll be sent for, one of these days, by
+the people up at Scotland Yard," said 'Beida sarcastically. But you
+cannot glean much intelligence from a face which is covered by an
+apron.
+
+"She's upset at leavin' the house. Women are like that--always--when
+it comes to the point," 'Bert persisted.
+
+"Are they? I'll give you leave to watch _me_. And I'll bet you
+sixpence."
+
+"You're not a woman yet. When the time comes you may start cryin' or
+you mayn't. But I'll take even money you box 'Biades' ears."
+
+'Beida's glance travelled to that forlorn child. "I'll not take any
+bet," she announced; "when you know that it may be necessary at any
+moment--he's that unaccountable." She lifted her voice so that the
+innocent culprit could not avoid hearing. "I don't speckilate on a
+_thief_," she added with vicious intention.
+
+"Hush--hush!" said 'Bert, and glanced anxiously at his sobbing
+parent.
+
+Nicky-Nan was the worst puzzled of them all. He had promised Sam
+Penhaligon to do his best when the family shifted quarters: and now
+Mrs Penhaligon would not hear of his lifting so much as a hand.
+
+He spent most of the day out on the cliffs, idly watching the
+military.
+
+
+Mrs Penhaligon had invoked the aid of Farmer Best; and Farmer Best
+(always a friend of the unfriended) had sent down two hay waggons to
+transport the household stuff. By four in the afternoon, or
+thereabouts, the last load had been carried and was in process of
+delivery at Aunt Bunney's cottage.
+
+At a quarter to five Nicky-Nan returned to the desolate house.
+The front door stood open, of course. So (somewhat to his surprise)
+did the door of the Penhaligons' kitchen.
+
+"They're all behindhand," thought Nicky-Nan. "Better fit the good
+woman hadn' been so forward to despise my helpin'."
+
+He peered in cautiously. The room was uninhabited; stark bare of
+furniture, save for the quadrant key left to hang from the midmost
+beam; the "hellen "-slated floor clean as a new pin.
+
+Nicky-Nan heaved a sigh. "So they've gone," he thought to himself;
+"an' so we all pass out, one after another. A decent, cleanly woman,
+with all her kinks o' temper. Much like my own mother, as I remember
+her."
+
+He passed into his parlour, laid down hat and walking-staff, and of a
+sudden pulled himself upright, rigid.
+
+Footsteps were treading the floor overhead.
+
+For a moment it shook him almost to faintness. Then, swiftly, wrath
+came to his aid, and snatching up his staff again he stumped out to
+the foot of the stairway.
+
+"Who's that, up there?"
+
+"Ha! . . . Is that you, Nanjivell," answered the voice of Mr
+Pamphlett. "A domiciliary visit, and no harm intended." The figure
+of Mr Pamphlett blocked the head of the landing.
+
+Nicky-Nan raised his stick and shook it in a fury.
+
+"You get out within this minute, or I'll have the law of 'ee."
+
+"Gently, my friend," responded Mr Pamphlett soothingly. "I have the
+Constable here with me, besides Mr Gilbert the builder. And here's
+my Ejectment Order, if you drive me to it."
+
+"When you promised me--" stammered Nicky-Nan, escalading the stairs
+and holding his staff before him as if storming a breach.
+
+"But,"--Mr Pamphlett waved a hand,--"we need not talk about ejectment
+orders. By the terms of your lease, if you will examine them, the
+landlord is entitled to examine his premises at any reasonable hour.
+You won't deny this to be a reasonable hour. . . . Well, constable?
+What about that cupboard?"
+
+Nicky-Nan, reaching the doorway, gave a gasp. Across the room
+Rat-it-all, on hands and knees, had pulled open the door of the fatal
+cupboard, and had thrust in head and shoulders, exploring.
+
+"There's a loose piece of flooring here, Mr Pamphlett. New, by the
+looks of it."
+
+There was a sound of boards being shaken and thrown together in a
+heap.
+
+"Queer old cache here below. . . . Steady, now . . . wait till I turn
+my bull's-eye on it! Lucky I brought the lantern, too!"
+
+"You dare!" screamed Nicky-Nan, rushing to pull him backward by the
+collar.
+
+The constable, his head in the bowels of the hiding-place, neither
+heard him nor saw Mr Pamphlett and Builder Gilbert interpose to hold
+Nicky-Nan back.
+
+"But 'tis empty," announced Policeman Rat-it-all.
+
+"Empty?"
+
+EMPTY?
+
+Nicky-Nan, bursting from the two men, gripped Rat-it-all by the
+collar, flung him back on the floor, snatched his bull's-eye, and
+diving as a rabbit into its burrow, plunged the lantern's ray into
+the gulf.
+
+Rat-it-all had spoken truth. The treasure--every coin of it--had
+vanished!
+
+Nicky-Nan's head dropped sideways and rattled on the boards.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII.
+
+
+SALVAGE.
+
+"Mister Nanjivell! Mis-ter Nanjivell!"
+
+It was the child 'Beida's voice, calling from below.
+
+"Are you upstairs, Mister Nanjivell? I want to see you--in _such_ a
+hurry!"
+
+Following up her summons, she arrived panting at the open doorway.
+"O-oh!" she cried, after a catch of the breath. Her face blanched as
+she looked around the bedroom; at Builder Gilbert, standing, wash-jug
+in hand; at Mr Pamphlett, kneeling, examining the cupboard; at
+Policeman Rat-it-all, kneeling also, but on one knee, while on the
+other he supported Nicky-Nan's inert head and bathed a cut on the
+right temple, dipping a rag of a towel into the poor chipped basin on
+the ground beside him.
+
+"What are you doin' to him?" demanded 'Beida, her colour coming back
+with a rush.
+
+Mr Pamphlett had slewed about on his knees. "Here, you cut and run!"
+he commanded sharply. But his posture did not lend itself to
+authority, and he showed some embarrassment.
+
+"What are you doin' to him?" the child demanded again.
+
+"He've had a fit," explained Builder Gilbert, holding out the ewer.
+"Here, run downstairs and fetch up some more water, if you want to be
+useful."
+
+'Beida stared at the ewer. She transferred her gaze to Rat-it-all
+and his patient: then, after a shiver, to Mr Pamphlett. She had
+courage. Her eyes grew hard and fierce.
+
+"Is that why Mr Pamphlett's pokin' his nose into a cupboard?"
+
+"Rat it all!" the constable ejaculated, casting a glance over his
+shoulder and dipping a hand wide of the basin.
+
+"Fetch up some water, my dear," suggested Builder Gilbert. "When a
+man's in a fit 'tis no time to ask questions, as you'll learn when
+you grow up." Again he proffered the ewer.
+
+'Beida ignored it. "When a man's in a fit, do folks help by pokin'
+their noses into his cupboards?" she demanded again, not removing her
+eyes from Mr Pamphlett.
+
+"Pack that child out!" commanded Mr Pamphlett, standing up and
+addressing Rat-it-all. "Do you hear me?"
+
+"I hear, sir," answered Rat-it-all. "But situated as I be--"
+He cast a helpless glance at the child, who seemed to grow in stature
+as, lifting her forefinger and pointing it at Mr Pamphlett, she
+advanced into the room and shrilled--
+
+"You've come to steal his money, the three of 'ee! An' you can't
+take me in nor frighten me, not one of 'ee!"
+
+The high treble voice, or the word "money," or both, fetched
+Nicky-Nan back to consciousness. He opened his eyes and groaned.
+
+"The money--where's the money?" he muttered. His eyes opened wider.
+Then of a sudden his brain cleared. He sat up with a wild cry,
+almost a scream; and, thrusting Rat-it-all backwards with all the
+force of one hand, with the other groped on the floor for his
+walking-staff--which lay, however, a couple of yards from him and
+close by Mr Pamphlett's feet.
+
+"My money!--Rogues! Cheats!--" He broke down and put a hand to his
+head in momentary faintness. "Where be I?" Then taking his hand
+away and catching sight of the blood on it, he yelled out "Murder!
+Where's my money? Murder! Thieves!"
+
+"Hush 'ee, Mister Nanjivell." 'Beida dropped on her knees beside
+him. "Hush 'ee now, co! Here, let _me_ take the towel an' bathe your
+poor head," she coaxed him. "You've had a fall, an' cut yourself--
+that's what happened. An' these men weren't murderin' 'ee, nor
+shan't while I am here. No, nor they han't stole your money,
+neither--though I won't say they weren't tryin'."
+
+He submitted, after a feeble convulsive struggle. "Where's my
+money?" he persisted.
+
+"Your money's all right. Safe as if 'twas in the Bank--safer, I
+reckon," she added, with an unfriendly glance at Mr Pamphlett.
+
+"What money is this you're talking about?" asked that gentleman,
+stepping forward. He had no children of his own: and when he spoke
+to children (which was not often) his tone conveyed that he thought
+very little of them. He used that tone now: which was sheer
+blundering folly: and he met his match.
+
+"The money you were huntin' for," answered 'Beida, quick as thought.
+
+"You mustn't speak to me like that. It's naughty and--er--
+unbecoming."
+
+"Why? _Weren't_ you lookin' for it?" Her eyes sought Rat-it-all and
+questioned him.
+
+Mr Pamphlett made haste before his ally could speak. "The Policeman
+was acting in the execution of his duty." This was a fine phrase,
+and it took 'Beida aback, for she had not a notion what it meant.
+But while she sought for a retort, Mr Pamphlett followed up his
+advantage, to crush her, and blundered again. "You don't understand
+that, eh?"
+
+"Not rightly," she admitted.
+
+"Then don't you see how foolish it is for little girls to mix
+themselves in grown-up people's affairs? A policeman has to do many
+things in what is called the execution of his duty, For instance,"
+continued Mr Pamphlett impressively, "sometimes he takes little girls
+when they're naughty, and locks them up."
+
+"Fiddlestick!" said 'Beida with a sigh of relief. "Now I know you're
+gassin'. . . . Just now you frightened me with your talk of
+executions, which is what they do to a man when he's murdered some
+person: and o' course if Nicky--if Mr Nanjivell had been doin'
+anything o' _that_ sort--which he hasn', o' course. . . . But when
+you go on pretendin' as Rat-it-all can lock _me_ up, why then I see
+your game. Tryin' to frighten me, you are, because I'm small."
+
+"If you were a child of mine," threatened Mr Pamphlett, very red in
+the gills, "do you know what I'd do to you?"
+
+"No," replied 'Beida; "I can't think. . . . But I reckon 'twould be
+something pretty mean. Oh, I'm sick an' tired of the gentry!--if you
+call yourself gentry. First of all you turn Father an' Mother out to
+find a new home. An' then, as if that wasn' enough, you must come
+nosin' in after Mr Nanjivell's small savin's. . . . Gentry!" she
+swung round upon Builder Gilbert. "Here, Mr Gilbert, you're neither
+gentry nor perlice. When I tell you about Miss Charity Oliver, that
+calls herself a lady! What must _she_ do but, happenin' on 'Biades--
+that's my younger brother, an' scarce turned four--outside o' Mrs
+Pengelly's, with a bit of gold money in his hand that Mr Nanjivell
+gave to him in a moment o' weakness,--what must she do (an' callin'
+herself a lady, no doubt, all the while) but palm off two bright
+coppers on him for a swap? . . . That's a _fact_," 'Beida wound up,
+dabbing the towel gently, but with an appearance of force, against
+Nicky-Nan's temple, "for I got it out o' the child's own mouth, an'
+work enough it was. That's your gentry!"
+
+"Hey?" Nicky-Nan pushed her hand aside. "What's this you're
+tellin', now?"
+
+"Ask _him!_" she answered, nodding towards Mr Pamphlett. "He knows
+all about it, an' 'tis no use for him to pretend he don't."
+
+"_Me_ give your small brother--?" began Nicky, but broke off with a
+groan and felt his brow again. "Oh, where's the head or tail to
+this? Where's the _sense?_ . . . Give me my money--that's all I ask.
+Stop talkin' all of 'ee, an' fetch me what you've stole, between 'ee,
+an' leave me alone!"
+
+Mr Pamphlett shifted his ground. "You're right, Nanjivell.
+What's become of your money?--that's the main point, eh?"
+
+"O' course 'tis the main point," growled Nicky. "Though I'm damned
+if I see how it consarns _you_."
+
+"Maybe I can enlighten you by-and-by. For the present you want to
+know what has become of the money: and I've a strong suspicion this
+child can tell us, if she chooses to confess. If not--" he raised a
+minatory forefinger and shook it at 'Beida--"well, it's fortunate I
+brought the constable, who will know how to act."
+
+"Will I?" said Rat-it-all, scratching his head.
+
+"No, you won't," 'Beida answered him stoutly, and turned again to
+Nicky-Nan.
+
+"Mr Nanjivell," she pleaded, "tell me--didn't you find these three
+turnin' your room inside out?"
+
+"'Course I did." Nicky-Nan cast a malignant glance around.
+
+"Was they doin' it with your leave?"
+
+"'Course they wasn't. Why, look at the state o' my head!"
+
+"You cut it yourself, fallin' against the scurtin'-board by the
+cupboard," put in Builder Gilbert.
+
+'Beida noted his nervousness.
+
+"You say so!" she rapped on him. "Maybe when Mr Nanjivell has you up
+before Squire Tresawna, you'll all swear to it in league." Again she
+turned to Nicky. "Struck your head, did you?--fallin' against the
+cupboard, when they was huntin' for your money: which they can't
+deny. Did you _want_ Mr Pamphlett to find your money?"
+
+"_Him?_" said Nicky-Nan bitterly. "_Him?_ as I wouldn' trust not
+ha'f so far as a man could fling him by his eyebrows!"
+
+"Well, _I_'ve got your savin's--'Bert an' me, every bit of it--stowed
+an' put away where they can't find it, not if they hunted for weeks.
+I came upstairs to tell about it, and where we've stowed it. Now be
+you goin' to put 'Bert and me to prison for that?"
+
+"My dear"--Nicky-Nan spread out his hands--"not if you was a thief
+an' had really stole it, I wouldn'. But behavin', as you have, like
+an angel slap out o' Heaven--" He staggered up and confronted Mr
+Pamphlett. "Here, you clear out o' this!" he threatened, pointing to
+the door. "You're done, my billies. Tuck your tails atween your
+legs an' march!"
+
+"A moment, if you please," put in Mr Pamphlett suavely. "You will
+allow that, not being accustomed to little girls and not knowing
+therefore how a pert child should properly be chastised and brought
+to book, I have been uncommonly patient with this one. But you are
+mistaken, the pair of you, in taking this line with me: and your
+mistake, though it comes from ignorance of the law, may happen to
+cost you both pretty dearly." He paused, while Nicky-Nan and 'Beida
+exchanged glances.
+
+"Don't you heed him," said 'Beida encouragingly. "He's only gassin'
+again." But she faced up for a new attack.
+
+"I have reason to believe," continued Mr Pamphlett, ignoring her and
+wagging his forefinger at Nicky; "I have evidence going far to
+convince me that this money of which we are talking is not yours at
+all: that you never earned it by your own labour, nor inherited it,
+nor were left it in any legitimate way. In other words, you were
+just lucky enough to find it."
+
+"What's that to _you?_"
+
+"It concerns me to this extent. By the-common law of England all
+such money, so discovered, belongs to the Crown: though I understand
+it is usually shared equally among the Crown, the finder, and the
+lord of the manor on which it was hidden. Therefore by concealing
+your knowledge of this money you are illegally defrauding His
+Majesty, and in fact (if you found it anywhere in Polpier) swindling
+me, who own the manor rights of Trebursey and Trethake, which
+together cover every square inch of this town. I bought them from
+Squire Tresawna these ten years since. And"--he turned upon 'Beida--
+"any one who hides, or helps to hide, such money is an accomplice,
+and may go to prison for it. _Now_ what have you to say?"
+
+But Mr Pamphlett had missed to calculate Nicky-Nan's recklessness and
+the strength of old hatred.
+
+"'Say'?" Nicky shook with passion. "I say you're tellin' up a
+parcel o' lies you can't prove. Do _I_ step into _your_ dam Bank an'
+ask where you picked up the coin?--No? Well then, get out o' this
+an' take your Policeman with 'ee. Fend off, I say!" he snapped, as
+Rat-it-all touched him by the arm.
+
+"No offence, Mr Nanjivell," said the Policeman coaxingly.
+"But merely as between naybours, if I might advise. Mr Pamphlett is
+a very powerful gentleman: or, as I might put it better, he has
+influence, unknown to you or me, an' knowledge--"
+
+"He's a very powerful skunk."
+
+"'Beida! . . . 'Beida!" called a voice from the foot of the stairs.
+'Beida, after a start of joy, answered with the Penhaligon war-whoop,
+as her brother came charging up.
+
+"Have you told him?" burst in young 'Bert, and drew back at gaze, a
+foot within the threshold.
+
+"Yes, I've told him," answered 'Beida. "No, you needn' stare so,"
+she went on hurriedly, catching him on the edge of confusion.
+"It'll be all right if you just answer up an' tell the truth. . . .
+When we was movin' this afternoon, you an' me took Mr Nanjivell's
+savin's away, the last thing--didn' we?"
+
+"Then what have you done with them?" thundered Mr Pamphlett.
+
+"Don't you answer him that," said 'Beida sweetly. "But answer
+everything else. An' don't you be afraid of him. _I_ ben't."
+
+"What d'ee want me to tell?" asked 'Bert, a trifle uneasily.
+
+"Everything: 'cept you may leave out 'Biades. He's but a child o'
+four, an' don't count."
+
+"Well," said 'Bert, addressing Mr Pamphlett--and his face, though
+pale, was dogged--"if 'Beida's willin', I'd as lief get it off my
+mind. . . . The first thing, sir, was P'liceman Rat-it-all's comin'
+to me, Tuesday evenin': an' he said to me, 'What be you doin' to
+occupy yourself as a Boy Scout, now that this here coast-watchin's
+off?'--"
+
+"I didn' say 'off,'" interrupted Rat-it-all. "I didn' use no such
+low and incorrect expression. My words was 'Now that this here
+coast-watchin' has come to a ontimely end.'"
+
+"I dessay that _was_ the way you put it," 'Bert admitted. "When you
+starts talkin' Lun'on, all I can follow is the sense--an' lucky if
+that."
+
+"Bodmin," corrected Rat-it-all modestly. "I don't pretend to no more
+than the Provinces as yet: though Lord knows where I may end."
+
+"Get on with the story, boy," Mr Pamphlett commanded.
+
+"Well, sir, I owned to him that I was left pretty well at a loose
+end, with nothin' on hand but to think out how to do a Kind Action
+every day, as is laid down in the Scout Rules: and it may come easy
+enough to _you_, sir," added 'Bert with unconscious irony, "but _I_
+got no invention. An' his manner bein' so friendly, I told him as
+how I was breakin' my heart for a job. 'Would 'ee like to catch a
+Spy--a real German one?' says he. 'Get along with 'ee, pullin' my
+leg!' says I. 'I ben't pullin' your leg,' says he. 'I be offerin'
+what may turn out to be the chance o' your life, if you're a smart
+chap an' want promotion.' 'What is it?' said I. 'Well, I mention no
+names,' said he, 'but you live in the same house with Nicholas
+Nanjivell.' 'We're turnin' out this week,' said I. 'All the more
+reason why you should look slippy an' get to work at once,' says he.
+Then I told him, sir," went on 'Bert, gathering confidence from the
+sound of his own voice, "that I was fair sick o' plannin' to do Kind
+Actions, which was no business of anybody's in War time, and a bad
+let-down after coast-watchin'. 'But,' said I,"--here he turned upon
+Nicky-Nan--"'if 'tis a Kind Action for Mr Nanjivell, I'd as lief do
+it upon him as upon anybody: for you might almost call him one o' the
+family,' I said. 'Kind Action?' says he. 'I don't want you to do
+him no kinder action than to catch him out for a German spy. I name
+no names,' says he, 'but from information received, he's in the
+Germans' pay, an' Mrs Polsue is ready to swear to it.'"
+
+Nicky-Nan gripped his walking-staff and stood erect, as if to spring
+on Mr Pamphlett. But of a sudden the enormity of the charge seemed
+to overcome him, and he passed a hand over his eyes.
+
+"That's the second time," he muttered. "An' me, that--God help me!--
+scarce bothered myself about its bein' a War at all: bein' otherwise
+worried, as you'd know, sir." His straight appeal to his inveterate
+enemy had a dignity more convincing than any violent repudiation.
+But Mr Pamphlett waved it aside.
+
+"Let the boy tell his story. . . . Well, boy, and what was your
+answer to the constable?"
+
+"I told him," said 'Bert stolidly, "to get along for a silly
+fat-head. Didn't I, now?" 'Bert appealed to the recipient of that
+compliment to confirm its textual accuracy.
+
+"He did so," corroborated Rat-it-all. "He is right to that extent.
+Which it gave me such a poor opinion of the whole Boy Scout movement
+that I've treated it thenceforth as dirt beneath my feet. There was
+a time when I thought pretty tolerably of Baden-Powell. But when it
+comes to fat-heads--"
+
+"But you see, sir," 'Bert went on, "this put me in mind that I'd seen
+Rat-it-all for two days past behavin' very silly behind walls an'
+fuzz-bushes, an' 'most always in the wake o' Nicky-Nan--of Mr
+Nanjivell, I mean: which I'd set it down that it was a game between
+'em, an' Mr Nanjivell just lendin' himself for practice, havin' time
+on his hands. First along I'd a mind to join in an' read the man one
+or two Practical Hints out o' the sixpenny book; for worse shadowin'
+you couldn' see. But when it turned out he was doin' it in earnest
+against Mr Nanjivell I allowed as I'd give him a taste o' the real
+article, which is what they call 'Scoutin' for Scouts' in the
+Advanced Course; whereby he called on Mr Gilbert here, yesterday
+afternoon; an' Mr Gilbert's back parlour window bein' open because o'
+the hot weather, and me bein' behind the water-butt at the corner--"
+
+"You tarnation imp!" exclaimed the builder.
+
+"Which," continued 'Bert stolidly, "he was askin' if he reckoned by
+chance th' Old Doctor's House had any secret hidin' places, an' would
+he oblige the landlord Mr Pamphlett by comin' along to-morrow an'
+bringin' a hammer? Which I went straight home an' borryed mother's,
+an'--an'--"
+
+"An' you've told quite enough," put in 'Beida. "By no means,"
+objected Mr Pamphlett. "What have you children done with the money?"
+
+"Oh," said 'Beida wearily, "we're back on the old question, are we?"
+
+But here Nicky-Nan broke in. "Mr Pamphlett," he said, "you tell
+that, as landlord, you've a right to walk in an' see to the repairs.
+Very well. I don't know the law: but I doubt if the law, when I look
+it up, 'll say that the said landlord has power to bring along a
+Bobby and a Speckilative Builder. It _may_ be so, o' course.
+Any way, you've taken it so, an' walked in; an' the next thing you'll
+do is Walk Out." He pointed with his staff to the door. "_Me_--a
+German spy! Forth the three of 'ee!"
+
+Mr Pamphlett saw no way but to comply. "You will hear more of this,
+Nanjivell," he threatened, turning about in the doorway.
+
+"Gas, again!" said 'Beida. Nicky-Nan stood silent, pointing.
+The retreat was not dignified.
+
+
+"But, o' course," said 'Beida, "the bottom of it all was 'Biades."
+
+"'Biades?"
+
+"He'd caught up with some chatter about your bein' a spy. Oh, bless
+your soul, _everybody's_ talkin' about it!" she assured Nicky-Nan
+cheerfully. "But little pitchers have the longest ears; an' mother
+an' me bein' so busy with the packin', he got ahead of us. He's a
+clivver child, too, but"--'Beida shook her head--"I'm harried in mind
+about 'en. Quite in a tricksy way he wormed it out o' mother what a
+spy was, an' how the way to go to work was to s'arch his cupboards;
+an' then quick as snuff he started 'pon yours, not sayin' a word to
+anybody. Pretty clivver for four years' old--an' what's clivverer,
+he found the money too!"
+
+"Damn the young viper! . . . No, I asks your pardon. Bless his
+tender heart, I s'pose I ought to say, seein' as how providential--"
+
+"You can put it which way you like. I dessay God A'mighty has the
+right an' wrong of it clear; an' 'Bert an' I allowed we'd leave
+'Biades to a Higher Power after we'd made him sensible, on the seat
+of his breeches, of the way his conduc' appealed to us. For I take
+shame to own it, Mr Nanjivell, but at sight o' that boundless
+gold Satan whispered in the poor mite's ear, an' he started priggin'.
+. . . The way we found it out was, he came home from Mrs Pengelly's
+stinkin' o' peppermints: an' when we nosed him an' asked how he came
+to be favoured so, all he could say on the ground hop was that he'd
+met a shinin' Angel unexpected in Cobb's Ally: an' the Angel had
+stopped him and pulled out a purse an' said, 'Alcibiades Penhaligon,
+the Lord has been much interested of late in your goin's-out an' your
+comin's-in, an' what a good boy you've a-been. Here is 2d. for you
+in gold o' the purest water. Go thou an' carry it to Our good friend
+Missis Pengelly, who will doubtless reckernise and exchange it in
+peppermint cushions.' Which was too thin. So we were forced to beat
+him till the truth came out. An' then he brought us here, an' showed
+what he'd a-found: an' with the furnitcher movin' an' mother so busy,
+'Bert and I managed the rest. We weren't goin' to let that Pamphlett
+snatch it. If you'll come around by Aun' Bunney's back-garden into
+Mother's kitchen you shall count it out, every penny."
+
+"'Bert," said Nicky-Nan after a pause, "you've done a Kind Action
+this day, if you never do another."
+
+"But the clivverness started with 'Biades," insisted 'Beida. "I hope
+you'll bear that in mind, though I say nothing against the child's
+sinfulness."
+
+"You're the best friends, all three, I ever met in this world," said
+Nicky-Nan gratefully.
+
+
+On his homeward road, and half-way up the hill, Mr Pamphlett at the
+same moment turned, looked aloft, and accused Providence.
+
+"What blisters me," said Mr Pamphlett to the welkin, "is the thought
+that I subscribed no less than two guineas to the Boy Scouts
+Movement!"
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII.
+
+
+ENLIGHTENMENT, AND RECRUITING.
+
+"Was there ever a woman on this earth so tried?" demanded Mrs
+Penhaligon, lifting her eyes to two hams and a flitch of bacon she
+had just suspended from the rafters, and invoking them as Cleopatra
+the injurious gods. "As if 'twasn' enough to change the best kitchen
+in all Polpier for quarters where you can't swing a cat, but on top
+of it I must be afflicted with a child that's taken wi' the indoors
+habit; and in the middle of August month, too, when every one as
+means to grow up a comfort to all concerned is out stretchin' his
+legs an' makin' himself scarce an' gettin' a breath o' nice fresh air
+into his little lungs."
+
+"What's lungs?" asked 'Biades.
+
+"There was a boy in the south of Ireland somewhere," his mother
+answered, collecting a few wash-cloths she had hung to dry on the
+door of the cooking apparatus, "as took to his bed with nothing the
+matter at the age o' fourteen. Next day, when his mother called him
+to get up, he said he wasn't took very well. An' this went on, day
+after day, until now he's forty years old an' the use of his limbs
+completely gone from him. That's a fact, for I read it on the
+newspaper with names an' dates, and only three nights ago I woke up
+dreamin' upon that poor woman, workin' her fingers to the bone an'
+saddled with a bed-riding son. Little did I think at the time--"
+
+Mrs Penhaligon broke off and sighed between desperation and
+absent-mindedness.
+
+"I like this stove," answered 'Biades. "It's got a shiny knob on the
+door, 'stead of a latch."
+
+"How the child does take notice! . . . Yes, a nice shiny knob it is,
+and if you won't come out to the back-yard an' watch while I pin
+these things on the clothes-line, you must stay here an' study your
+disobedient face in it. The fire's out, so you can't tumble in an'
+be burnt to a coal like the wicked children in Nebuchadnezzar: which
+is a comfort, so far as it goes. Nor I can't send you out to s'arch
+for your sister, wi' the knowledge that it'll surely end in her
+warmin' your little sit-upon. . . . I'd do it myself, this moment,"--
+the mother grew wrathful only to relent,--"if I could be sure you
+weren't sickenin' for something. You're behavin' so unnatural."
+She eyed him anxiously. "If it should turn out to be a case o'
+suppressed measles, now, I'd hate to go to my grave wi' the thought
+that I'd banged 'em in."
+
+So Mrs Penhaligon, having picked up her clothes, issued forth into
+the sunlight of the back-yard. 'Biades watched her through the
+narrow kitchen window. He watched her cunningly.
+
+As soon as he saw her busy with the clothes-pegs, Master 'Biades
+crept to a small iron door in the wall, a foot or two from the range,
+and stealthily lifted the latch. The door opened on a deep,
+old-fashioned oven, disused since the day when the late Mrs Bunney
+(misguided woman) had blocked up her open hearth with a fire-new
+apparatus.
+
+The child peered ("peeked" as they say in Polpier) into the long
+narrow chamber, so awesomely dark at its far end, and snatched a
+fearful joy. In that cavity lay the treasure. Gold--untold gold!
+
+He thrust his head into the aperture, and gloated. But it was so
+deep that even when his eyes became used to the darkness he could see
+nothing of the hoard. He wanted to gloat more.
+
+Tingling premonitions ran down his small spine; thrills that,
+reaching the region of the lower vertebrae, developed an almost
+painful activity. . . . None the less, 'Biades could never tell just
+how or at what moment his shoulders, hips, legs, found themselves
+inside the oven; but in they successively went, and he was crawling
+forward into the pitch-gloom on hands and knees, regretting
+desperately (and too late) that he had forgotten to sneak a box of
+matches, when afar behind him he heard a sound that raised every hair
+on the nape of his young neck--the lifting of the back-door latch and
+the letting-in of voices.
+
+"You never _did!_" said the voice of 'Bert.
+
+"Leave me to tell her," said the voice of 'Beida. "The way you're
+goin', she'll have the palpitations afore you begin. . . . Mother,
+dear--if you'll but take a seat. Is't for the tenth or the twelfth
+time we'm tellin' 'ee that father's neither killed nor wounded?"
+
+"Then what is it, on earth?" demanded the voice of Mrs Penhaligon.
+"An' why should Mr Nanjivell be followin' you, of all people?
+An' where's my blessed latest, that has been a handful ever since you
+two left me, well knowin' the straits I'm put to?"
+
+"If I'm introodin', ma'am--" said the voice of Nicky-Nan.
+
+"Oh, no . . . not at all, Mr Nanjivell!--so long as you realise how
+I'm situated. . . . An' whoever left that oven door open, I'll swear
+I didn't."
+
+'Beida stepped swiftly to the oven, swung the door wide enough to
+allow a moment's glance within, and shut with a merciless clang.
+
+She lifted her voice. "Mebbe," she announced, "'twas I that left it
+on the hasp before runnin' out. I was thinkin' what a nice oven
+'twas, an' how much better if you wanted to make heavy-cake in a
+hurry, to celebrate our movin'-in. 'Bert agreed with me when I told
+him," she continued, still lifting her voice, "and unbeknown to you
+we cut an' fetched in a furze-bush, there bein' nothin' to give such
+a savour to bread, cake, or pie. So if you're willin', Mother, we'll
+fire it up while Mr Nanjivell tells his business."
+
+"What's _that?_" asked Mrs Penhaligon, sitting erect, as her ears
+caught the sound of a howl, muffled but prolonged.
+
+'Beida set her back firmly against the oven. "Bread takes longer
+than cakes," she announced, making her voice carry. "Cakes is
+soonest over. We might try the old place first with a heavy cake, if
+Mr Nanjivell don't mind waitin' for a chat, an' will excuse the
+flavour whatever it turns out."
+
+"We're bewitched!" cried Mrs Penhaligon starting to her feet as the
+wailing was renewed, with a faint tunding on the iron door.
+
+'Beida flung it open. "Which I hope it has been a lesson to you,"
+she began, thrusting herself quickly in front of the aperture, and
+heading off the culprit before he could clamber out and run to his
+mother's lap. "No, you don't! The first thing _you_ have to do, to
+show you're sorry, is to creep back all the way you can go, an' fetch
+forth what you can find at the very end."
+
+"You won't shut the door on me again?" pleaded 'Biades.
+
+"That depends on how slippy you look. I make no promises," answered
+'Beida sternly. "'Twas you that first stole Mr Nanjivell's money,
+and if you ben't doin' it again, well I can only say as appearances
+be against him--eh, 'Bert?"
+
+"Fetch it out, you varmint!" 'Bert commanded.
+
+"But I don't understand a word of this!" protested the mother.
+"My precious worm! What for be you two commandin' him to wriggle up
+an' down an oven on his tender little belly like a Satan in Genesis,
+when all the time I thought he'd taken hisself off like a good boy,
+to run along an' mess his clothes 'pon the Quay. . . . Come 'ee
+forth, my cherub, an' tell your mother what they've a-been doin' to
+'ee? . . . Eh? Why, what's that you've a-got clinched in your hand?"
+
+"Sufferin's!" sobbed 'Biades, still shaken by an after-gust of
+fright.
+
+"_What?_"
+
+"Sufferin's!" echoed 'Beida excitedly. "Real coined an' golden
+sufferin's! Unclinch your hand, 'Biades, an' show the company!"
+
+As the child opened his palm, Mrs Penhaligon fell back, and put out a
+hand against the kitchen table for support.
+
+"The good Lord in Heaven behear us! . . . Whose money be this, an'
+where dropped from?"
+
+"There piles of it--" panted 'Beida.
+
+"Lashin's of it--" echoed 'Bert.
+
+"An' it all belongs to Mr Nanjivell, that we used to call Nicky-Nan,
+an' wonder if we could get a pair o' father's old trousers on to him
+with a little tact--an' him all the while as rich as Squire
+Tresawna!"
+
+"--Rich as Squire Tresawna an' holy Solomon rolled into one,"
+corroborated 'Bert, nodding vigorously. "Pinch it 'tween your
+fingers, mother, if you won't believe."
+
+But to her children's consternation Mrs Penhaligon, after a swift
+glance at the gold, turned about on Nicky-Nan as he backed
+shamefacedly to the doorway, and opened on him the vials of
+unintelligible fury.
+
+"What d'ee mean by it?" she demanded. "As if I hadn' suffered enough
+in mind a'ready, but you must come pokin' money into my oven and
+atween me an' my children! Be you mad, or only wicked? Or is it
+witchcraft you'd be layin' on us? . . . Take up your gold, however
+you came by it, an' fetch your shadow off my doorstep, or I'll--"
+She advanced on poor Nicky-Nan, who backed out to the side gate and
+into the lane before her wrath, and found himself of a sudden taken
+on both flanks: on the one by Mrs Climoe, who had spied upon his
+visit and found her malicious curiosity too much for her; on the
+other by gentle old Mr Hambly returning from a stroll along the
+cliffs.
+
+"Hullo! Tut--tut--what is this?" exclaimed Mr Hambly.
+"A neighbours' quarrel, and between folks I know to be so
+respectworthy? . . . Oh, come now--come, good souls!"
+
+"A little nigher than naybours, Minister," put in Mrs Climoe.
+"That is if you had eyes an' ears in your head."
+
+Nicky-Nan swung about on her: but she rested a hand on either hip and
+was continuing. "'Naybours,' you said, sir? 'Naybours'?
+Him accused by public talk for a German spy--"
+
+"Hush, Mrs Climoe! Of all the Commandments, ma'am, the one most in
+lack of observance hereabouts, to my observation, is that which
+forbids bearing false witness against a neighbour. To a charitable
+mind that includes hasty witness."
+
+"There's another, unless I disremember," snapped Mrs Climoe, "that
+forbids 'ee to covet your naybour's wife."
+
+While Mr Hambly sought for a gentle reproof for this, Mrs Penhaligon,
+pale of face, rested a hand against her gate-post, and said she very
+gently but in a white scorn--
+
+"What is this talk of naybours, quarrelin' or comfortin' or
+succourin' or bearin' witness? There be naybours, an'"--she pointed
+a finger at Mrs Climoe--"there be livers-by. Now stroll along, the
+lot of 'ee, and annoy somebody else that lives unprotected!"
+
+She said it so quietly and decisively, standing motionless, that
+Lippity-Libby, coming around the corner of the lane with paste-pot
+and brush, and with a roll of bills tucked in his armpit, mistook the
+group for a chance collection of cheerful gossips. He drew up,
+lowered his pail, and began in a business-like way to slap paste upon
+the upper flap of a loft-door across the way, chatting the while over
+his shoulder.
+
+"Good evenin', naybours! Now what (says you to yourselves) might I
+be carryin' here under my arm in the cool o' the day. Is it a
+Bye-Law? No, it is not a Bye-Law. Or is it a Tender? No, it is not
+a Tender. Or is it a Bankrup' Stock, or a Primrose Feet, or at the
+worst a Wesleyan Anniversary? Or peradventure is it a Circus? . . .
+Sold again! 'Tis a Recruitin' Meetin', an' for Saturday."
+
+Having slapped on the paste, he unfolded a bill and eyed it
+critically.
+
+"'YOUR KING AND COUNTRY WANT YOU.'--That's pretty good for Polpier,
+eh? Flatterin', one might almost say."
+
+His cheerfulness held the group with their passions arrested.
+Nicky-Nan turned about and stared at the placard as Lippity-Libby
+smoothed it over the paste, whistling.
+
+At that moment Un' Benny Rowett, hands in trouser-pockets, came
+dandering along. He, too, taking the geniality of every one for
+granted, halted, spread his legs wide and conned the announcement.
+
+"Oh!" said he after a pause, wheeling about. "Still harpin' on they
+Germans? Well, Mr Hambly, sir, I don't know how it strikes you, but
+I'm sick an' tired of them dismal blackguards."
+
+
+"I can't bear it," said Mrs Steele, walking to and fro in her
+drawing-room. She ceased wringing her handkerchief, and came to a
+halt confronting the Vicar, who stood moodily leaning an arm on the
+mantelshelf.
+
+"I believe," he answered after a pause, "you would find it worse to
+bear in a month or so if I hadn't offered."
+
+"Why didn't you consult me?"
+
+"I wrote to the Bishop--"
+
+"The 'Bishop!' Well . . . what did _he_ advise?"
+
+"Oh, of course he temporised. . . . Yes, I know what you are going to
+say. My consulting him was a momentary throw-back of loyalty.
+The official Churches--Roman Catholic, Greek, Anglican, the so-called
+Free--are alike out of it in this business. Men in England, France,
+Russia--Germany and Austria, too--are up against something that
+really matters."
+
+"What can matter comparable with the saving of a soul?"
+
+"Losing it, sweetheart; or, better still, forgetting it--just seeing
+your job and sticking it out. It is a long, long way to Tipperary,
+every Tommy knows; and what (bless him!) he neither knows nor recks
+about is its being a short cut to Heaven."
+
+"Robert, will you tell me that our Faith is going down in this
+horrible business?"
+
+"Certainly not, my dear. But I seem to see that the Churches are
+going down. After all, every Church--even the Church Catholic--is a
+means to an end, not an end in itself. Where I've differed from four
+out of five of my clerical brethren (oh, drat the professional
+lingo!)--from the majority of the clergy hereabouts, is that while
+they look on the Church and its formularies as something even more
+sacred than the Cross itself, I have believed in it as the most
+effective instrument for teaching the Cross." Mr Steele pulled a wry
+mouth. "At this moment I seem to be the bigger fool. They _may_ be
+right: the Church _may_ be worth a disinterested idolatry: but as a
+means to teach mankind the lesson of Christ it has rather patently
+failed to do its business. Men are not fools: or rather they _are_
+fools, but not fools enough in the long-run to pay for being taught
+to be foolish. They pay us ministers of religion, Agatha, a tidy lot
+of money, if you take all Europe over: and we are not delivering the
+goods. In their present frame of mind they will soon be discovering
+that, for any use we are, they had better have saved the cash and put
+it into heavy artillery."
+
+"All we have lived, worked, hoped for in this parish--we two, almost
+alone--"
+
+"And now," said the Vicar ruefully, "I am leaving you quite alone.
+Yes, you have a right to reproach me. . . . Old Pritchard, from St
+Martin's, will take the duty. His Vicar will be only too glad to get
+rid of him."
+
+"Oh, don't let us talk of that silly old man!" said Mrs Steele
+impatiently. "And as for reproaches, Robert, I have only one for
+you--that you did this without consulting me."
+
+"Yes, I know: but you see, Agatha--"
+
+"No, I do not see." She faced him, her eyes swimming. "I might have
+argued a little--have cried a little. But why--oh, why, Robert?--did
+you deny me the pride to say in the end, 'Go, and God bless you'?"
+
+
+The Recruiting Meeting was held in the Council Schoolroom, on
+Saturday evening, at 7 o'clock. [Public meetings in Polpier are
+invariably fixed for Saturday, that being the one week-night when the
+boats keep home.] Schoolmaster Rounsell and his daughter (back from
+her holiday) had decorated the room, declining outside assistance.
+It was a rule of life with Schoolmaster Rounsell and his daughter to
+be very stiff against all outside assistance. They took the line
+that as State-employed teachers of the young,--that is to say, Civil
+Servants,--they deserved more social respect than Polpier habitually
+showed them. In this contention, to be sure, they were wholly right.
+Their mistake lay in supposing that in this dear land of ours
+prejudice can be removed by official decree, or otherwise than by the
+slow possession of patience, tact, and address. Mr Rounsell,
+however, was less stiff than usual, since the Vicar had asked him to
+second a vote of thanks at the end of the meeting. He and his
+daughter spent a great part of the afternoon in arranging the
+platform and decorating the back wall with a Union Jack, two or three
+strings of cardpaper-flags that had not seen the light since
+Coronation Day, and a wall-map of Europe with a legend below it in
+white calico letters upon red Turkey twill,--"DO GOOD AND FEAR NOT."
+It had served to decorate many occasions and was as appropriate to
+this as to any of them.
+
+By 6.45 the room was crowded with an audience numbering two hundred
+and more. They sat very quietly in the odour of the evil-smelling
+oil lamps, expectant of oratory. For Squire Tresawna (who pleaded an
+attack of gout as an excuse for not attending) had not only assured
+the committee of his personal sympathy, but at his own cost had
+engaged a speaker recommended by a political association (now turned
+non-political) in London. There was promise of oratory, and every
+Cornish audience loves oratory.
+
+In the Squire's absence Farmer Best took the chair. Punctually at
+seven o'clock he mounted the platform, followed by the orator from
+London (a florid gentleman in a frock-coat and dingy white
+waistcoat), the Vicar, Mr Hambly, Mr Pamphlett, Dr Mant, and Mr
+Rounsell. As they entered, Miss Rounsell, seated at the piano at the
+far end of the platform, struck the opening chords of "God Save the
+King." It seemed to take the audience by surprise: but they shuffled
+to their feet and, after a few bars, sang the anthem very creditably.
+
+When they had settled themselves, Farmer Best opened the meeting.
+
+"Ladies and Gentlemen, Naybours all," he said,--"I don't suppose
+these here proceedin's will conclude much afore ten o'clock: after
+which it'll take me the best part of an hour to get home; an' what
+with one thing and another I doubt it'll be far short o' midnight
+afore my missus gets me to bed. Whereby, knowin' my habits, you'll
+see that I reckon this to be summat more than an ord'nary occasion:
+the reason bein', as you know, that pretty well the hull of Europe's
+in a state o' War: which, when such a thing happens, it behoves us.
+I'll say no more than that, as Britons, it behoves us. It was once
+said by a competent observer that Britons never, never--if Miss
+Rounsell will oblige?"
+
+This was a rehearsed effect. Miss Rounsell, taking her cue, struck
+the key-board, and as Miss Charity Oliver (in the front row)
+testified next morning, "the effect was electric." All sprang to
+their feet and sang the chorus of _Rule, Britannia!_ till the windows
+shook.
+
+"Thenk 'ee, friends," continued Farmer Best, as the tumult and the
+singers subsided. "There's no more to say but that most of 'ee's
+heard tell, in one way or another at some time of his life, of
+Armygeddon. Well, this here's _of_ it; an' if you ask my opinion o'
+that fellow they call the Kaiser, I say I wouldn' sleep in his bed
+for a million o' money. And with these few remarks I will no longer
+stand between 'ee and Mr Boult, who is a speaker all the way from
+London, an' will no doubt give us a Treat an' persuade many of our
+young friends in front to join up."
+
+Mr Boult arose amid violent applause. He pulled the lappels of his
+frock-coat together. He spoke, and from the first moment it was
+clear that he held at command all the tricks of the hired orator.
+He opened with an anecdote from the life of President Garfield, and a
+sentimental application that made the Vicar wince. He went on to
+point out, not unimpressively, that Armageddon ("as you, sir, have so
+aptly and so strikingly termed it") had actually broken upon the
+world. Farmer Best, flattered by this acknowledgment of copyright in
+the word, smiled paternally.
+
+"It has burst like a thunderstorm upon the fields of Belgium; but the
+deluge it discharges is a deluge of blood intermingled with human
+tears. And where, my friends, is Belgium? How far distant lie these
+trodden and wasted fields, these smoking villages, these harvests
+where men's bodies crush the corn and their blood pollutes the food
+they planted to sustain it? Listen: those fields lie nearer London
+than does your little village: men are dying--yes, and women and
+little children are being massacred--far nearer London than you are
+peacefully sitting at this moment."
+
+"Come!" thought the Vicar, "this fellow is talking sense after all,
+and talking it rather well." Mr Rounsell stood up and pointed out
+the positions of Liege and Polpier on the wall-map, and their
+relative distances from London. A moment later the Vicar frowned
+again as Mr Boult launched into a violent--and as it turned out, a
+lengthy--invective against the German Emperor; with the foulness of
+whose character and designs he had, it seemed, been intimately
+acquainted for a number of years. "Who made the War?" "Who had been
+planning it and spying for the opportunity to gratify his unbridled
+lust of power?" "Who would stand arraigned for it before the awful
+tribunal of God?" &c. The answer was "the Kaiser," "the Kaiser,"
+"the Kaiser Wilhelm"--Mr Boult pronounced the name in German and
+threw scorn into it.
+
+--"Which," mused the Vicar, "is an argument _ad invidiam_; and, when
+one comes to think of it, rather a funny one. The man is still
+talking sense, though: only I wish he'd talk it differently."
+
+Then for a quarter of an hour Mr Boult traced the genesis of the War,
+with some ability but in special-pleader style and without a particle
+of fairness. He went on to say that he, personally, was not in
+favour of Conscription. [As a matter of fact he had spoken both for
+and against Compulsory Service on many public platforms.] He believed
+in the Voluntary Principle: and looking on the many young men
+gathered in the body of the hall, and more particularly at the back
+["excellent material" he called them, too], he felt convinced there
+would be no hanging back that night; but to-morrow, or, rather,
+Monday, when he returned to London he would be able to report that
+the heart of Polpier was sound and fired with a resolve to serve our
+common country. Mr Boult proceeded to make the Vicar writhe in his
+seat by a jocular appeal to "the young ladies in the audience" not to
+walk-out with any young man until he had clothed himself in khaki.
+He wound up with one of his most effective perorations, boldly
+enlisting John Bright and the Angel of Death; and sat down amid
+tumultous applause. It takes all sorts to make a world, and this
+kind of speech.
+
+Farmer Best called upon the Vicar.
+
+"I wish," said Mr Steele, "to add just a word or two to emphasise one
+particular point in Mr Boult's speech; or, rather, to put it in a
+somewhat different light. And I shall be brief, lest I spoil the
+general effect on your minds of his very powerful appeal.
+
+"I address myself to the women in this room. . . . With _you_ the
+last word lies, as it rightly should. It is to _you_ that husband,
+son, brother, wooer, will turn for the deciding voice to say,
+'Go, help to save England--and may God prosper and guard you';
+because it is your heart that makes the sacrifice, as it is your
+image the man will carry away with him; because the England he goes
+to defend shapes itself in his mind as 'home,' as the one most sacred
+spot, though it be but a cottage, in which his imagination or his
+memory installs you as queen; in which your presence reigns, or is to
+reign.
+
+"Do you realise your strength, O ye women? . . . The age of chivalry
+is not dead. Nothing so noble that has once so nobly taken hold of
+men's minds can ever die, though the form of it may change. Now the
+doctrine of chivalry was this, for the Man and the Woman--
+
+"For the man, that every true soldier went forth as a knight:"
+
+ 'And no quarrell a knight he ought to take
+ But for a Truth or for a Woman's sake.'
+
+"And our soldiers to-day fight for both: for the truth that Right is
+better than Might, and for the sake of every woman who reigns or
+shall reign in an English home; that not only shall she be
+safeguarded from the satyr and the violator, but that she shall be
+secured in every inch of dignity she has known in our days; as queen
+at the hearth where her children obey her, and in her doorway to
+which the merchants of all the earth bring their wares.
+
+"For the Woman, chivalry taught that she, who cannot herself fight,
+is always the Queen of Tournay, the president of the quarrel, the
+arbitress between the righteous and the unrighteous cause, the
+dispenser of reward to him who fights the good fight. . . . So, and
+as each one of you is the braver to speak the word--'Go, though it
+break my heart: and God bring you safely home to me!'--she shall with
+the heavenlier right tender her true soldier his crown when he
+returns and kneels for a blessing on his victory."
+
+When the speeches were ended and Farmer Best arose to invite
+intending recruits to step up to the platform, Mr Boult had an
+unhappy inspiration. "If you'll excuse me, Mr Chairman," he
+suggested, "there's a way that I tried this day week in Holloway with
+great effect. . . . I take out my watch an' count ten, very slowly,
+giving the young men the chance who shall rush up before the counting
+is over. It acted famously at Holloway."
+
+"Oh, very well," said Farmer Best doubtfully, taken off his guard.
+"The gen'leman from London," he announced, "will count ten slowly,
+an' we're to watch out what happens. He says it acted very well at
+Holloway last week."
+
+On the instant, as Mr Boult drew out his watch, the audience hushed
+itself, as for a conjuring seance. Mr Hambly passed a hand over his
+brow, and sighed.
+
+"One--two--three--" counted Mr Boult, and a mortuary silence
+descended on all.
+
+"--four--five--six--seven--"
+
+"Pray on, brother Boult! 'Tis workin', 'tis workin'," squeaked up a
+mock-religious voice from the back.
+
+Some one tittered audibly, and the strain broke in a general shout of
+laughter. Old men, up to now profoundly serious, lay back and held
+their sides. Old women leaned forward and searched for their
+handkerchiefs, their bonnets nodding. Mr Boult pocketed his watch,
+and under his breath used ferocious language.
+
+"I don't wonder!" said Farmer Best with a forced attempt at sympathy.
+Then he, too, broke down and cast himself back in his chair
+haw-hawing.
+
+
+There was a sudden stir in the crowd at the back, and young Obed
+Pearce came thrusting his way through the press.
+
+"Well--I don't care who laughs, but I'm _one!_" growled young Obed,
+half defiantly, half sullenly, and tossed his cap on to the platform
+like a challenger in a wrestling ring.
+
+"And I'm another!" announced the clear quiet voice of Seth Minards,
+thrilling the room as the hush fell.
+
+"Aw, 'tis Seth!" "Seth's a beautiful speaker once he gets goin'."
+"But what's the meanin'?" "Seth, of all the boys!" "Let Seth
+speak!"
+
+"Ha! What did I promise you?" proclaimed Mr Boult triumphantly,
+reaching down a hand. "Here, clamber up to the platform, my lad,
+an' give 'em a talk. . . . You can talk, they're saying.
+Strike while the iron's hot."
+
+Seth took his hand and vaulted to the platform; but dropped it on the
+instant and turned to the meeting. "I come here, friends," he
+announced, "because Mr Obed's offered himself, an' I don't see no way
+but I must go too. . . . That's it: I don't agree wi' the ha'af
+that's been said to-night, but I don't see no other way. We've got
+to go, because--" his voice sank here, as though he were communing
+with himself: it could scarcely be heard, "--because--" he swung
+about upon the elders on the platform and swept them with an accusing
+finger. "We've got to go because _you_'ve brought this thing about,
+or have let it come about! It don't matter to _me_, much. . . .
+But we've to wipe up the mess: an' if the young men must go an' wipe
+it up, an' if for them there's never to be bride-ale nor children,
+'tis your doin' an' the doin' o' your generation all over Europe.
+A pretty tale, too, when up to a fortni't ago your talk was o' peace
+an' righteousness! . . . Forgi'e me, Mr Best . . . I'll fight well
+enough, maybe, when it comes to't. But _why_ were we brought up one
+way, to be tortured turnin' our conscience to another?"
+
+There were no other recruits. "A great disappointment," said Mr
+Boult. "That earnest young fool spoilt it all."
+
+"He made the best speech of the evening," answered the Vicar.
+
+"Well, anyway he's enlisted. He'll find the Army a fine discipline
+for the tongue."
+
+"Indeed," said the Vicar viciously. "I did not know that you had
+experience of the Service."
+
+As Seth Minards thrust his way out of the insufferably stuffy room,
+in the porchway he felt a hand laid on his shoulder; and, turning
+about, recognised Nicky-Nan by the dim starlight.
+
+"God bless 'ee, my son!" said Nicky heartily, to his utter surprise.
+"I can't stay to talk now, havin' to force my way in an' catch Dr
+Mant. But maybe we'll both be seein' this War from to-morrow; an'
+maybe we'll meet in it, or maybe we will not. But you've let in
+light 'pon an older skull than your own; an' I thank 'ee, an' I'll
+pray th' Almighty every night on my knees that you may fight well an'
+be preserved through it all, to come home an' testify."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV.
+
+
+THE FIRST THREE.
+
+Mr Pamphlett had breakfasted, and had gone upstairs to put on his
+frock-coat and array himself for Divine service.
+
+The servant girl announced Mr Nanjivell.
+
+"Sorry to trouble 'ee, sir, and upon such a day," said Nicky-Nan,
+drawing up his sound leg to "attention," as his enemy entered the
+parlour: "but my business won't wait. I saw Doctor Mant after the
+meetin' last night, an' this mornin' I was up early an' had a talk
+wi' the Minister--wi' Mr Hambly. The upshot is, that time presses."
+
+"I do not usually discuss business on the Sabbath," said Mr Pamphlett
+stiffly.
+
+"O' course not. Who would?" Nicky-Nan agreed. "But the upshot is
+that you an' me havin' been not what you might call friends--"
+
+"I am due at Divine service in less than an hour. State your
+business," commanded Mr Pamphlett.
+
+"And I am due away, sir, in about that time. Will you look at this
+paper?" Nicky-Nan laid on the table a half-sheet of notepaper
+scribbled over with figures in pencil. "Look over that, if you
+please; or put it off till you come back from Chapel, if you will:
+but by that time I shall be gone. You'll find my address in Plymouth
+at the foot."
+
+"If you'd kindly explain--"
+
+"Mrs Penhaligon has the money. I've spoke to Dr Mant: who says I can
+be put right, an' the operation, with board and lodging, will be
+covered by ten pound. I've taken ten pound, as accounted for on the
+paper."
+
+Mr Pamphlett picked up the paper, and felt for his pince-nez.
+
+"Still I don't understand."
+
+"No, you wouldn't. I'm _trustin'_ 'ee--that's what it comes to.
+I've had a talk with Mr Hambly besides; and he and Dr Mant'll look
+after my interests. . . . You see, I _did_ find a hoard o' money in
+the Old Doctor's House, an' stuck to it, not knowin' the law. On the
+paper, too, you'll see what I've used of it--every penny accounted
+for. Mr Hambly says that anyway the law gives me a share far beyond
+anything I've used. So I leave it atween 'ee, to see fair play for
+me if ever I come back. If I don't, I've left it to the Penhaligon
+children; an' Mr Hambly an' Dr Mant'll see fair play for them. . . .
+But you understand, sir"--Nicky-Nan dived into his left
+trouser-pocket and showed a palmful of coins--"I've taken ten pound,
+for the operation an' sundries."
+
+Mr Pamphlett studied the paper for a moment.
+
+"But, my good man--since you say that you have taken Mr Hambly into
+your confidence--"
+
+"Well, sir?"
+
+"Oh, well--you will be back, doubtless, in a few days' time; and then
+we can talk. This--this is very--er--honest of you."
+
+"It may be. As for bein' back in a few days' time, if the War should
+be over in a few days' time you may expect me. I hope it won't.
+God forgive me for sayin' so, but I'll be more comfortable
+there. . . . Ay, d'ee hear me, Mr Pamphlett? More _comfortable_ than
+here amidst women's tongues an' clerkly men's devices, an', what's
+worse, even the set-up whisperin' o' children. God forgive 'em an'
+forgive _you!_ I'm a Polpier man, an' the last o' my stock; but I'll
+come back, if at all, to finish in Polpier with credit."
+
+"This represents a considerable sum of money," said Mr Pamphlett,
+conning the paper, and with a note, which he could not suppress, of
+elation in his voice.
+
+"Ay; does it not?" said Nicky-Nan scornfully. "Well, I leave 'ee at
+home, to prove how honest you can contrive to be with it.
+D'ee _see?_ . . . There's boys, like your nephew, young Obed Pearce,
+as goes to fight for their conscience; an' there's boys, like young
+Seth Minards, as goes to fight despite their conscience; but for me,
+that am growin' elderly, I go, maybe with a touch o' the old country,
+in contempt o' my kind."
+
+Mr Pamphlett had seated himself at the table, and with his golden
+pencil-holder was at work on the paper making calculations.
+Nicky-Nan, going out, turned in the doorway and lifted his hand to
+the old remembered naval salute.
+
+A couple of hours later, having given them a two-miles' lift on the
+way, Nicky-Nan at the cross-roads dropped young Seth and young Obed
+to take their way to the inland barracks. He was for the coast-road,
+with the hospital and the operating-theatre at the end of it.
+If Heaven willed, he might eventually be of some service on the heave
+of the sea, as they in their youth and their strength assuredly would
+be in the land campaign.
+
+As his hired trap jolted on, at a twist of the road before it bore
+straight-eastwardly, he caught sight of their diminishing figures
+side by side and already a goodish way off on a rise of the inland
+road. It did not occur to them to turn on the chance of sighting him
+and waving a hand. The two were comrades already, sharing talk, on
+this their first stage towards the battlefields of Flanders.
+
+
+FINIS.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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