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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Getting Together, by Ian Hay
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+GETTING TOGETHER
+
+
+
+
+ GETTING
+ TOGETHER
+
+ BY
+ IAN HAY
+
+ Author of "The First Hundred Thousand,"
+ "A Safety Match," etc.
+
+
+ GARDEN CITY
+ DOUBLEDAY, PAGE
+ & COMPANY
+
+ BOSTON
+ HOUGHTON MIFFLIN
+ COMPANY
+
+ 1917
+
+
+
+
+ Copyright, 1917, by
+ IAN HAY BEITH
+
+ _All rights reserved, including that of
+ translation into foreign languages,
+ including the Scandinavian_
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER ONE
+
+
+For several months it has been the pleasant duty of the writer of the
+following deliverance to travel around the United States, lecturing
+upon sundry War topics to indulgent American audiences. No one--least
+of all a parochial Briton--can engage upon such an enterprise for long
+without beginning to realize and admire the average American's amazing
+instinct for public affairs, and the quickness and vitality with which
+he fastens on and investigates every topic of live interest.
+
+Naturally, the overshadowing subject of discussion to-day is the War,
+and all the appurtenances thereof. The opening question is always the
+same. It lies about your path by day in the form of a newspaper man,
+or about your bed by night in the form of telephone call, and is
+simply:
+
+"When is the War going to end?"
+
+(One is glad to note that no one ever asks _how_ it is going to end:
+that seems to be settled.)
+
+The simplest way of answering this question is to inform your
+inquisitor that so far as Great Britain is concerned the War has only
+just begun--began, in fact, on the first of July, 1916; when the
+British Army, equipped at last, after stupendous exertions, for a
+grand and prolonged offensive, went over the parapet, shoulder to
+shoulder with the soldiers of France, and captured the hitherto
+impregnable chain of fortresses which crowned the ridge overlooking
+the Somme Valley, with results now set down in the pages of history.
+
+Having weathered this conversational opening, the stranger from
+Britain finds himself, as the days of his sojourn increase in number,
+swept gently but irresistibly into an ocean of talk--an ocean
+complicated by eddies, cross-currents, and sudden shoals--upon the
+subject of Anglo-American relations over the War. Here is the
+substance of some of the questions which confront the perplexed
+wayfarer:--
+
+ 1. "Do your people at home appreciate the fact that we are
+ thoroughly pro-Ally over here?"
+
+ 2. "How about that Blockade? What are you opening our mails
+ for--eh?"
+
+ 3. "Would you welcome American intervention?"
+
+ 4. "What do you propose to do about the submarine menace?"
+
+ 5. "You don't _really_ think we are too proud to fight, do
+ you?"
+
+ 6. "Are you in favour of National Training for Americans?"
+
+ 7. "Do you expect to win outright, or are both sides going to
+ fight themselves to a standstill?"
+
+_And_
+
+ 8. "Why can't you Britishers be a bit kinder in your attitude
+ to us?"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER TWO
+
+
+Let us take this welter of interrogation categorically, and endeavour
+to frame such answers as would occur to the average Briton to-day.
+
+But first of all, let it be remembered that the average Briton of
+to-day is not the average Briton of yesterday. Three years ago he was
+a prosperous, comfortable, thoroughly insular Philistine. He took a
+proprietary interest in the British Empire, and paid a munificent
+salary to the Army and Navy for looking after it. There his Imperial
+responsibilities ceased. As for other nations, he recognized their
+existence; but that was all. In their daily life, or national ideals,
+or habit of mind, he took not the slightest interest, and said so,
+especially to foreigners.
+
+"I'm English," he would explain, with a certain proud humility.
+"That's good enough for yours truly!"
+
+This sort of thing rather perplexed the American people, who take a
+keen and intelligent interest in the affairs of other nations.
+
+But to-day the average Briton would not speak like that. He will never
+speak like that again. He has been outside his own island: he has made
+a number of new acquaintances. He has been fighting alongside of the
+French, and has made the discovery that they do not subsist entirely
+upon frogs. He has encountered real Germans, at sufficiently close
+quarters to realize that the "German Menace" at which his party
+leaders encouraged him to scoff in a bygone age was no such phantom
+after all. Altogether he is a very different person from the
+complacent, parochial exponent of the tight-little-island theories of
+yester-year. He has encountered things at home and abroad which have
+purged his very soul. Abroad, he has seen the whole of Belgium and
+some of the fairest provinces of France subjected to the grossest and
+most bestial barbarity. At home, he has seen inoffensive watering
+places bombarded by pirate craft which came up out of the sea like
+malignant wraiths and then fled away like panic-stricken
+window-smashers. He has seen Zeppelins hovering over close-packed
+working-class districts in industrial towns, raining indiscriminate
+destruction upon men, women, and children. In fact, he has seen things
+and suffered things that he never even dreamed of, and they have
+broadened his mind considerably.
+
+Last year, under stress of these circumstances, the average Briton
+relinquished his age-long propensity to "let George do it," and
+evolved a sudden and rather inspiring sense of personal responsibility
+for the safety and welfare of his country. He no longer limited his
+patriotism to the roaring of truculent choruses at music-halls, or the
+decorating of his bicycle with the flags of the Allies. He went and
+enlisted instead. Now he has faced Death in person--and outfaced him.
+He has ceased to attach an exaggerated value to his own life. Life, he
+realizes, like Peace, is only worth retaining on certain terms, the
+first of which is Honour, and the second Honour, and the third Honour.
+
+Finally, he regards the present War as a Holy War--a Crusade, in fact.
+He went into it with no ulterior motives: his sole impulse was to
+stand by his friends, France and Belgium, in the face of the monstrous
+outrage that was being forced upon them. He is out, in fact, to save
+civilization and human decency. Consequently he finds it just a little
+difficult to understand how a warm-hearted and high-spirited nation
+can be expected to remain "neutral even in thought."
+
+With this much introduction to the man and his point of view, we will
+allow him to speak for himself.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER THREE
+
+
+"Do I realize that you are pro-Ally over here? Well, somehow I have
+always felt it, but now I know it. When I get home I shall rub that
+fact into everyone I meet. What our people at home don't grasp is the
+fact that America is inhabited by two distinct races--Americans, and
+others. The others appear to me--mind you, I'm only giving you a
+personal impression--to consist either of alien immigrants who have
+not yet absorbed their new nationality, or professional anti-Ally
+propagandists, or people of mixed nationality with strong commercial
+interests in Germany, whose heart is where their treasure is. These
+make a surprising amount of noise, and attract a disproportionate
+amount of attention: but I know, and I intend the people at home to
+know, that the genuine American is with us in this business heart and
+soul.
+
+"What's that? The Blockade? Yes, I want to talk to you about that. I
+take it you will admit that a blockade is a justifiable expedient of
+war. There have been one or two of them in history. In the American
+Civil War, for instance, the North established a pretty successful
+blockade against the Southern ports. British cotton ships were
+everlastingly trying to run through that cordon. In fact, I rather
+think we exchanged a few cousinly notes on the subject. Of course
+blockades are irksome and irritating to neutrals. But we look to you
+here to endure the inconvenience, not merely as one of the chances of
+war, but rather to show us that you in this country do recognize and
+indorse the ideal for which we are fighting. We _are_ fighting for an
+ideal, you know: I think the way the old country came into this war,
+all unprepared and spontaneously, just because she felt she _must_
+stand by her friends, was the finest thing she has ever done. Of
+course no sane person expected America to saddle herself gratuitously
+with a European War--without good and sufficient reason, that is--but
+we in England would like to feel that your acquiescence in the
+inconveniences caused by our blockade is your contribution to the
+cause--your slap on the back, signifying:--Go in and win!
+
+"Open your mails? Yes, I'm afraid we do. And we find a good lot inside
+them! Do you know, there is a great warehouse in London filled from
+top to bottom with rubber, and nickel, and other commodities for which
+the Hun longs, disguised as all sorts of things--rubber fruit, for
+instance--taken from the most innocent-looking parcels--all dispatched
+from the United States to neutral countries in touch with Germany?
+But we are most punctilious about it all. Every single article retains
+its original address-label, and will be forwarded direct to its proper
+consignee, directly the war is over. Can you beat that?
+
+"Would we welcome Intervention? My dear sir, is it likely? Supposing
+_you_ had been caught entirely unprepared, and had been sticking your
+toes in for two years--fighting for time and playing a poor hand
+pretty well--and were at last ready to hit back, and hit back, until
+you had rendered your opponent incapable of further outrage, and were
+in a fair way to fix this war so that it never could happen
+again--would you welcome Mediation, or offers of Mediation? I think
+not.
+
+"Submarines? We aren't attaching _too_ much importance to submarine
+frightfulness. It is true we have lost a number of merchant ships, and
+that a number of innocent lives have been sacrificed. But let us put
+our hearts in the background for the present and look at the matter
+from the economic and military point of view. We have lost, in
+twenty-seven months, about one tenth of our original merchant fleet.
+Against that you have to set the fact that we have been steadily
+building new merchant ships during the same period. The dead loss of
+merchandise involved amounts to about one half per cent. of the total
+value--ten shillings in every hundred pounds; or fifty cents per
+hundred dollars. That won't starve us into submission.
+
+"But the Germans will build more and more submarines? Very probably.
+Still, I think we can leave it to the British and French navies to
+prevent undue exuberance in that direction. Our sailors have not been
+exactly garrulous during this war, but I think we may take it that
+they have not been entirely idle. Has it ever occurred to you that
+although there are hundreds of Allied warships patrolling the ocean
+to-day, you hardly ever hear of one being torpedoed by a submarine?
+Passenger ships and freight ships suffer to the extent I have quoted,
+but not the warships. Why is that? Don't ask me: ask Jellicoe! But it
+rather looks as if the submarine, as an instrument of naval
+warfare--as opposed to a baby-killing machine--had rather failed to
+deliver the goods.
+
+"The Deutschland? I take off my hat to Captain Koenig: he is a plucky
+fellow. The _U 53_? I have no remarks to offer, except to repeat my
+previous reference to baby-killing machines. As for the presence of
+these two vessels in American waters--in American ports--I won't
+presume to offer an opinion. Still, not long ago the U 53 sank six
+British or neutral vessels off the American coast, just outside
+territorial waters. Fortunately for the passengers, an American
+cruiser was in the neighbourhood, to guard against violation of
+American waters, and picked them up. But the whole incident looks to
+me like a deliberate German plan to jockey an American cruiser into
+becoming a German submarine tender.
+
+"Let me see--what else? Too proud to fight? Not much! We know the
+American people too well. Besides, we suffer from politicians
+ourselves, and know what political catch-phrases are. So don't let
+that worry you.
+
+"National Training for America? There I am neither qualified nor
+entitled to offer advice. I know the difficulties with which the true
+American has to contend in this matter. I know that this vast country
+of yours is more of a continent than a country, and that so long as
+your enormous tide of immigration continues, it will be a matter of
+immense difficulty developing a national sense of personal
+responsibility. I also know that your Middle West is inhabited by
+people, many of whom have never even seen the sea, who are rendered
+incapable, by their very environment, of realizing the immensity of
+the external dangers which threaten their country. These must see
+things differently from the more exposed section of the community, and
+I see how dangerous it would be to enforce upon them a measure which
+they regard as ridiculous. But on this great subject of Preparedness,
+I can refer you to the case of my own country--not as an example, but
+as a warning. _We_ were caught unprepared. In consequence, we had to
+sacrifice our best, our very best, the kind that can never be replaced
+in any country, just because they hurried to the rescue and allowed
+themselves to be wiped out, while the country behind them was being
+aroused and prepared. That is the price that we have paid, and no
+ultimate victory, however glorious, can recompense us for that
+criminal waste of the flower and pride of our youth and manhood at the
+outset.
+
+"Do we expect to win the war outright? Yes, we do."
+
+It is true that the Central Powers have recently succeeded in
+devastating another little country, though they have not destroyed
+its army. On the other hand, during the past few months the Allied
+gains on the Somme have included, among other items, a chain of
+fortresses hitherto considered impregnable, four or five hundred
+pieces of artillery, fourteen hundred machine-guns, and about
+ninety-five thousand unwounded German prisoners. Moreover, the French
+at Verdun have regained in a few weeks all the ground that the Crown
+Prince wrested from them, at the price of half a million German
+casualities, in the spring. German colonies have ceased to exist;
+German foreign trade is dead; the German navy is cooped up in Kiel
+harbour; and Germany is so short of men that she has resorted to
+outrageous deportations from Belgium in order to obtain industrial
+labour. On the other hand, our supply of munitions now, at the opening
+of 1917, is double what it was six months ago, and our new armies are
+not yet all in the field. The British Navy, despite all losses, has
+increased enormously both in tonnage and personnel. So I don't think
+we are fought to a standstill yet.
+
+"Yes, you are right. All this bloodshed is dreadful. But
+responsibility for bloodshed rests not with the people who end a war
+but with the people who began it. As for discussing terms of peace
+now, what terms _could_ be arranged which Germany could be relied upon
+to observe a moment longer than suited her? Have you forgotten the
+way the War was forced on the world by Prussian militarism? The trick
+played on Russia over mobilization? The violation of Belgian
+neutrality? Malines, Termonde, Louvain? The official raping in the
+market-place at Liege? The _Lusitania_? Edith Cavell? The Zeppelin
+murders? Chlorine gas? The deportations from Belgium and Lille?
+Wittenburg typhus camp, where men were left to rot, without doctors,
+or medicine, or bedding? How can one talk of "honourable peace" with
+such a gang of criminal lunatics? Ask yourself who would be such a
+fool as to propose to end a war upon terms which left the safety of
+the world exposed to the prospect of another outbreak from the same
+source?
+
+
+"You, sir? _Why can't you people in England be a bit kinder in their
+tone to us here in America?_ Ah, now you are talking! Let us get away
+from this crowd and go into the matter--get together, as you say."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER FOUR
+
+
+So the average Briton and the average American retire to a secluded
+spot, and "get together." The American repeats his question:
+
+"Why can't your people over there be a bit kinder? Why can't you
+consider our feelings a bit more? You haven't been over and above
+polite to us of late--or indeed at any time."
+
+"No," admits the Briton thoughtfully, "I suppose we have not.
+Politeness is not exactly our strong suit. In my country we are not
+even polite to one another!" (Try as he will, he cannot help saying
+this with just the least air of pride and satisfaction.) "But I admit
+that that is no reason why we should be impolite to other nations. The
+fact is, being almost impervious to criticism ourselves, we naturally
+find it difficult to avoid wounding the feelings of a people which is
+particularly sensitive in that respect."
+
+"Very well," replies the American. "Now, we want to put this right,
+don't we?"
+
+"We do," replies the other, with quite un-British enthusiasm. "No one
+who has spent any time as a visitor to this country could help----"
+
+"Why then, tell me," interpolates the other, "what is at the back of
+your country's present resentful attitude toward America?"
+
+The Briton ponders.
+
+"Didn't someone once say," he replies at last, "that 'he that is not
+for us is against us?' That seems to sum up the situation. We on our
+side are engaged in a life-and-death struggle for the freedom of the
+world. We know that you are not against us; still, considering the
+sacredness of our cause, and the monstrous means by which the Boche is
+seeking to further his, we feel that you have not stood for us so out
+and out as you might. Only the other day your Government announced
+that in their opinion it was time that both sides stated plainly what
+they were fighting for! Now----"
+
+The other checks him.
+
+"Don't you go mixing up the officially neutral American Government,"
+he says, "with the American people, or the American people with the
+inhabitants of America. In many districts of America, the balance of
+power lies with people who have only recently entered the country, and
+who have not yet become absorbed into the American people. As for our
+present Government, it was put into power mainly by the people of the
+West--people to whom the War has not come home in any way--and the
+Government, having to consider the wishes of the majority, naturally
+carries out the instructions on its ticket. That is how I, as an
+average American, sense the situation. However, that is not the
+point. Listen!
+
+"You say that America has not helped you very much? Let us consider
+the ways in which America _could_ have helped. Military aid? Well, of
+course that is out of the question so long as we remain neutral, as we
+agreed just now we certainly ought to remain. Still, there are more
+than twenty-five thousand American citizens serving in the Allied
+Armies to-day. Did you realize that?"
+
+"I did not," says the Briton, interested.
+
+"Well, it is true. There are battalions in the Canadian Army composed
+almost entirely of men from the United States. Others are serving in
+the French and British Armies. Then there is the American Flying
+Corps in France."
+
+"Yes, I have heard of them. Who has not? Proceed!"
+
+"Industrial help, again. We are making munitions for you, night and
+day. It is true that we are being paid for our trouble; but the cost
+of living has risen almost as much here as in your own country. Also
+let me tell you that we are making no munitions for Germany, and would
+not do so, money or no. The same with financial help. Loan after loan
+has been floated in this country for the Allied benefit. How many
+loans have been raised for Germany? Not one! That is not because
+German credit is so bad, but because no true American will consent to
+lend his money to such a cause. Believe me, the attempt has been made,
+and strong influence brought to bear, more than once, but the result
+has been failure every time.
+
+"Red Cross Work, again. There are hundreds of Americans driving
+ambulances in the Allied lines to-day, and hundreds of American women
+working in Allied hospitals. There are complete hospital units over
+there, equipped and maintained by American money and American service.
+Have you ever heard of the Harvard Unit, for instance?"
+
+"Vaguely. Tell me about it."
+
+"Well, I mention the Harvard Unit because it was about the first; but
+others are doing nobly too. Let Harvard serve as a sample. At the
+outbreak of the War, Harvard put down ten thousand dollars to equip
+and staff the American Ambulance Hospital in Paris. Then, in June,
+1915, Harvard took over one of your British Base Hospitals, with
+thirty-two surgeons and seventy-five nurses. That hospital has been
+maintained by Harvard folk ever since; they go out and serve for three
+months at a time. Harvard also sent an expedition to fight typhus in
+Serbia. Harvard's casualty list, in consequence, has grown pretty
+long. Not a bad record for one neutral University, eh? I don't seem to
+remember your Oxford or Cambridge sending out a medical unit to help
+us, when we were fighting for a moral issue too, away back in the
+'sixties under Lincoln."
+
+"I knew nothing of all this. People at home must be told," says the
+Briton, earnestly.
+
+"Or," continues the American, we can take the work of the American
+Ambulance Field service. The American Ambulance Field Service with the
+Armies of France has carried over seven hundred thousand wounded since
+the beginning of the war; their sections and section leaders have been
+sixteen times cited for valuable and efficient work; fifty-four of
+their men have been given the Croix de Guerre for bravery, and two the
+Medaille Militaire. Three have been killed. The Society has at present
+over two hundred ambulances at the front, besides staff and other
+cars attached to different sections. This Service, which, at the
+beginning of the war, was a subsidiary part of the American Ambulance
+Hospital at Neuilly has for the past year been self-supporting, and
+although still co-operative with the Hospital, has its own
+administration and headquarters, and its own maintenance fund. If you
+require any further information on the subject, read 'Friends of
+France,'[1] or 'Ambulance No. 10,'[2] both of which books will stir
+you not a little.
+
+"Talking of books, if you want to read a genuine American's opinion
+of the Allies and their cause, read 'Their Spirit,'[3] by Judge Robert
+Grant. And if you want to know what another prominent American, who
+formerly admired and reverenced Germany, thinks of Germany now, read
+Owen Wister's 'Pentecost of Calamity.'[4] Or, if you want a complete
+exposure of German aims and methods in this war, read James M. Beck's
+'The Evidence in the Case'.[5]
+
+"Now a word concerning War Relief Societies in general. (There's more
+to hear than you thought, isn't there?) I cannot possibly give you
+details about them all, because their name is legion. For instance,
+this printed list contains the names of a hundred and ten such
+societies; and there are others. As you see, it covers Armenian,
+Belgian, British, French, Italian, Lithuanian, Persian, Polish, and
+Russian Relief enterprises of every kind. German Relief Societies?
+Yes, throughout the United States there are eleven German and Austrian
+Societies altogether; but they are all under purely Teutonic
+management, as a glance at the names of their supporters will show.
+America, as such, stands aloof from them.
+
+"Let us have a look at the purely British Relief Societies, which
+naturally will interest you most. There is The American Women's War
+Hospital at Paignton, Devonshire, directed by Lady Paget, herself an
+American, and supported by American contributions. It is a far cry
+from America to Australia, but there is an Australian War Relief Fund
+in America. Then take the British War Relief Association of America.
+This Association occupies an entire floor in a lofty building on the
+busiest stretch of Fifth Avenue. All day and every day they work away,
+cutting surgical dressings at the rate of nine thousand yards a week.
+They also collect and despatch comforts of every kind, from motor
+ambulances to antiseptic pads. The rent of their premises is eight
+thousand dollars a year; but they get the whole place free. Their
+landlord, an American citizen, has given them that floor for the
+duration of the war, as his contribution to the fund. Isn't that
+pretty fine? Again, there is an American branch of your own Prince of
+Wales' fund. There is a United States Guild for British Soldiers'
+Comforts; there is an Indian Soldiers' Fund Committee, and many
+others. These, as you see, are purely pro-British organizations, but
+naturally your country also benefits under all general schemes of
+Allied Relief. Last summer, for instance a great bazaar was held in
+New York in aid of Allied War Charities, and over half a million
+dollars were cleared. Another bazaar, held more recently in Boston,
+raised over four hundred thousand dollars. Another, in Chicago, was
+equally successful. And so the tale goes on. France and Belgium, of
+course, receive the lion's share of American sympathy, as being
+invaded countries, but I have told you enough to show what we are
+trying to do for Great Britain too. We are somewhat handicapped,
+however, by the fact, firstly, that Great Britain is not exactly what
+one would call a gracious receiver of benefits, and secondly, that the
+man in the street over here regards your country as too fabulously
+rich to require relief of any kind. But after all, it is the spirit
+of good will which counts, and you have all ours.
+
+"Well, the list which I have shown you will give you some idea of the
+big forces which are working for you over on this side. But big forces
+are made up of little forces. As we say in this country, it is the
+little things that tell. All over America I could show you little
+sewing meetings and social gatherings which have got together for the
+purpose of preparing clothing and medical comforts for the Allies.
+Even in cities like Milwaukee and Cincinnati, which have the
+reputation of being overwhelmingly Teutonic, there exist very
+efficient and plucky Allied Relief Societies which are carrying on in
+the face of open hostility. There is hardly a village or township
+that does not possess such a society. You have a song in England about
+'Sister Susie Sewing Shirts for Soldiers.' Well, over here in the
+States, your cousin Susie is doing precisely the same thing. She is
+doing it so extensively that it has been found necessary to establish
+a great clearing house in New York to deal with the gifts as they come
+in, sort them out, and forward them to their destinations. The
+Clearing House also knows where to stretch out its hand for particular
+commodities. For instance, if there is a shortage of absorbent cotton,
+the Clearing House sends an appeal to Virginia for some more, and
+Virginia sends it. Here is a copy of the monthly bulletin. They appear
+to have been busy. You notice that during one period of seven days
+last month, this Clearing House handled over a thousand cases of
+material a day.
+
+"Yes, a clearing-house like this calls for some organization and
+labour. Who supply that? A number of American business men, each of
+whom has decided to run his business with his left hand for the
+present, leaving his right hand free for War Relief.
+
+"Besides gifts in kind, these same organizations send gifts in money.
+Between seventy and eighty of the leading clubs in America have
+formulated a scheme under which members who feel so disposed may have
+five dollars or so debited to their monthly bill, to be devoted to
+Allied Relief work. During the last three months about eighty thousand
+dollars has been raised and distributed by the Clearing House from
+this source.
+
+"Our Relief work is both collective and individual. At one end of the
+scale you find a scheme for raising a hundred million dollars to
+maintain and educate Belgian and French orphans. At the other, I could
+show you a poor woman in Boston who is living on a mere pittance,
+because she gives every cent that she can possibly spare to Allied
+Relief. I know many American business men who cross the Atlantic
+several times a year: on these occasions they seldom fail to take
+with them, as part of their personal baggage, a trunk stuffed with
+surgical dressings, rare drugs, and the like. Again, do you know who
+presented to your nation St. Dunstan's, the great institution for
+blinded soldiers in Regent's Park, London? An American citizen. So you
+see, here we are, the American people, the greatest race of
+advertisers in the world, doing all this good work, and saying nothing
+whatever about it. Doesn't that strike you as significant?"
+
+"It strikes me as magnificent," says the Briton.
+
+"Well," rejoins the other, I don't allow that it is magnificent, but
+it is pretty good. We might do more--ten times more. For instance,
+all our contributions to Belgian relief don't amount to more than the
+merest fraction of what France and Great Britain, in the midst of all
+the agony and impoverishment of their own people, have contrived to
+give. Still, I think I have said enough to show you that we are doing
+something. You'll tell the folks at home, won't you? It hurts us badly
+to be regarded as cold blooded opportunists."
+
+"Trust me; I'll tell them!" says the Briton warmly.
+
+And the Get-Together ends.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] Friends of France: The Field Service of the American Ambulance
+described by its members. (Houghton Mifflin Co., $2.00. Limited
+Edition, $10.00)
+
+[2] Ambulance No. 10. By A. Buswell. (Houghton Mifflin Co., $1.00)
+
+[3] Their Spirit: Some impressions of the English and French during
+the Summer of 1916. By Robert Grant. (Houghton Muffin Co., 50c.)
+
+[4] Pentecost of Calamity. By Owen Wister (Macmillan Co., 50c.)
+
+[5] The Evidence in the Case. By James M. Beck. (Putnam, $1.00).
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER FIVE
+
+
+The only fact of importance which fails to emerge with sufficient
+clearness from the foregoing conversation is the fact--possibly the
+courteous American suppressed it from motives of delicacy--that
+America is by comparison more pro-Ally than pro-British. The fact is,
+the American is on the side of right and justice in this War, and
+earnestly desires to see the Allied cause prevail; but he has a
+sub-conscious aversion to seeing slow-witted, self-satisfied John Bull
+collect yet another scalp. American relations with France, too, have
+always been of the most cordial nature; while America's very existence
+as a separate nation to-day is the fruit of a quarrel with England.
+
+In this regard it may be noted that American school history books are
+accustomed to paint the England of 1776 in unnecessarily lurid
+colours. The young Republic is depicted emerging, after a heroic
+struggle, from the clutches of a tyranny such as that wielded by the
+nobility of France in the pre-Revolution days. In sober fact, the
+secession of the American Colonies was brought about by a series of
+colossal blunders and impositions on the part of the most
+muddle-headed ministry that ever mismanaged the affairs of Great
+Britain--which is saying a good deal. It is probable that if the elder
+Pitt had lived a few years longer, the secession would never have
+occurred. It was only with the utmost reluctance that Washington
+appealed to a decision by battle. In any case the fact remains, that
+while in an American school-book the war of 1776 is given first place,
+correctly enough, as marking the establishment of American
+nationality, it figures in the English school-book, with equal
+correctness, as a single regrettable incident in England's long and
+variegated Colonial history. It is well to bear these two points of
+view in mind. Naturally all this makes for degrees of comparison in
+America's attitude toward the Allies. One might extend the comparison
+to Russia, and more especially to Japan; but that, mercifully, is
+outside the scope of our present inquiry.
+
+To America, friendship with France is an historic tradition, as the
+Statue of Liberty attests, and rests upon the solid foundation of a
+common ideal--Republicanism. The tie between America and Great Britain
+is the tie of a common (but rapidly diminishing) blood-relationship;
+and, as every large family knows, blood-relationship carries with it
+the right to speak one's mind with refreshing freedom whenever
+differences of opinion arise within the family circle. But our
+idealists have persistently overlooked this handicap. They cling
+tenaciously to the notion that it is easier to be friendly with your
+relations than with your friends; and that in dealing with your own
+kin, tact may be economized. "Blood is thicker than water," we
+proclaim to one another across the sea; "and we can therefore afford
+to be as rude to one another as we please." This principle suits the
+Briton admirably, because he belongs to the elder and more
+thick-skinned branch of the clan. But it bears hardly upon a young,
+self-conscious, and adolescent nation, which has not yet "found"
+itself as a whole; and which, though its native genius and genuine
+promise carry it far, still experiences a certain youthful diffidence
+under the supercilious condescension of the Old World.
+
+Our mutual relations are further complicated by the possession of a
+common language.
+
+In theory, a common tongue should be a bond of union between
+nations--a channel for the interchange of great thoughts and friendly
+sentiments. In practice, what is it?
+
+Let us take a concrete example. Supposing an American woman and a
+Dutch woman live next door to one another in a New York suburb. As a
+rule they maintain friendly relations; but if at any time these
+relations become strained--say, over the encroachments of depredatory
+chickens, or the obstruction of some one's ancient lights by the
+over-exuberance of some one else's laundry--the two ladies are enabled
+to say the most dreadful things to one another without any one being a
+penny the worse. _They do not understand one another's language._ But
+if they speak a common tongue, the words which pass when the most
+ephemeral squabble arises stick and rankle.
+
+Again, for many years the people of Great Britain were extremely
+critical of Russia. Well-meaning stay-at-home gentlemen constantly
+rose to their feet in the House of Commons and made withering remarks
+on the subject of knouts, and Cossacks, and vodka. But they did no
+harm. The Russian people do not understand English. In the same way,
+Russians were probably accustomed to utter equally reliable criticisms
+of the home-life of Great Britain--land-grabbing, and hypocrisy, and
+whiskey, and so on. But we knew nothing of all this, and all was well.
+There was not the slightest difficulty, when the great world-crash
+came, in forming the warmest alliance with Russia.
+
+But as between the two great English-speaking nations of the world, it
+is in the power of the most foolish politician or the most
+irresponsible sub-editor, on either side of the Atlantic, to create an
+international complication with a single spoken phrase or stroke of
+the pen. And as both countries appear to be inhabited very largely by
+persons who regard newspapers as Bibles and foolish politicians as
+inspired prophets, it seems advisable to take steps to regulate the
+matter.
+
+This brings us to another matter--the attitude of the American Press
+toward the War. A certain section thereof, which need not be
+particularized further, has never ceased, probably under the combined
+influences of bias and subsidy, to abuse the Allies, particularly the
+British, and misrepresent their motives and ideals. This sort of
+journalism "cuts no ice" in the United States. It is just "yellow
+journalism." _Voila tout!_ Why take it seriously? But the British
+people do not know this; and as the British half-penny Press, when it
+does quote the American Press, rarely quotes anything but the most
+virulent extracts from this particular class of newspaper, one is
+reduced yet again to wondering whence the blessings of a common
+language are to be derived.
+
+But taking them all round, the newspapers of America have handled the
+questions of the War with conspicuous fairness and ability. They are
+all fundamentally pro-Ally; and the only criticism which can be
+directed at them from an Allied quarter is that in their anxiety to
+give both sides a hearing, they have been a little too indulgent to
+Germany's claims to moral consideration, and have been a little
+over-inclined to accept the German Chancellor's pious manifestoes at
+their face value. But generally speaking it may be said that the
+greater the newspaper, the firmer the stand that it has taken for the
+Allied cause. The New York _Times_, the weightiest and most
+authoritative newspaper in America, has been both pro-Ally and
+pro-British throughout the War, and has never shrunk from the delicate
+task of interpreting satisfactorily to the British people the attitude
+of the President.
+
+Journalistic criticism of Great Britain in America is frequently
+extremely candid, and not altogether unmerited. Occasionally it goes
+too far; but the occasion usually arises from ignorance of the
+situation, or the desire to score an epigrammatic point. For instance,
+during the struggle for Verdun in the spring, a New York newspaper,
+sufficiently well-conducted to have known better, published a cartoon
+representing John Bull as standing aloof, but encouraging the French
+to persevere in their efforts by parodying Nelson's phrase:--"England
+expects that every Frenchman will do his duty." The truth of course
+was that Sir Douglas Haig had offered General Joffre all the British
+help that might be required. The offer was accepted to this extent,
+that the British took over forty additional miles of trenches from
+the French, thus setting free many divisions of French soldiers to
+participate in a glorious and purely French victory.
+
+But this sort of foolish calumny dies hard, together with such phrases
+as:--"England is prepared to hold on, to the last Frenchman!" While
+not strictly relevant to our present discussion, the following figures
+may be of interest. In August 1914 the British Regular Army consisted
+of about a hundred and fifty thousand men. To-day, British troops in
+France number two million; in Salonica, a hundred and forty thousand;
+in Egypt, a hundred and eighty thousand; in Mesopotamia, a hundred and
+twenty thousand. The Navy absorbs another four hundred thousand,
+while a full million are occupied in purely naval construction and
+repair. And at home again enormous masses of new troops are undergoing
+training. This seems to dispose of the suggestion that Great Britain
+is winning the War by proxy.
+
+And for the upkeep of this mighty host, and for this general
+comforting of the Allies, the British taxpayer is now paying
+cheerfully and willingly, in addition to such trifling impositions as
+a 60 per cent tax on his commercial profits, income tax at the rate of
+twenty-five cents in the dollar.
+
+On the other side of the account, _Life_, the American equivalent of
+_Punch_, (if it is possible for the humour of a particular nation to
+find its equivalent in any other nation), published not long ago a
+special "John Bull" number, which will for ever remain a monument of
+journalistic generosity and international courtesy. _Life's_ good deed
+was gracefully acknowledged by _Punch_ and _The Spectator_.
+
+But in spite of _Life's_ good example, enough has been said under this
+head to illuminate the fact that a common language is a doubtful
+blessing. The joint possession of the tongue that Shakespeare and
+Milton and Longfellow and Abraham Lincoln spoke has bestowed little
+upon our two nations but a convenient medium, too often, for shrewish
+altercation, coupled with the profound conviction of either side that
+the other side is unable to speak correct English.
+
+Well, this nonsense must stop.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER SIX
+
+
+Therefore, whenever a true American and a true Briton get together,
+let them hold an international symposium of their own. If it were not
+for the unfortunate interposition of the Atlantic Ocean, this
+interview would be extended, with proportional profit, to the greatest
+symposium the world has ever seen. Meanwhile, we will make shift with
+a company of two.
+
+The following counsel is respectfully offered to the participants in
+the debate.
+
+Let the Briton remember:--
+
+ 1. Remember you are talking to a _friend_.
+
+ 2. Remember you are talking to a man who regards his nation as
+ the greatest nation in the world. He will probably tell you
+ this.
+
+ 3. Remember you are talking to a man whose country has made an
+ enormous contribution to your cause in men, material, and
+ money, besides putting up with a good deal of inconvenience
+ and irksome supervision at your hands. Remember, too, that
+ your own country has made little or no acknowledgement of
+ its indebtedness in this matter.
+
+ 4. Remember you are talking to a man who believes in
+ "publicity," and who believes further, that if you do not
+ advertise the fact, you cannot possibly be in possession of
+ "the goods." So for any sake open up a little, and tell him
+ all you can about what the British Nation is doing to-day
+ for Humanity and Civilization--in other words, for America.
+
+ 5. Remember this man is not so impervious to criticism as you
+ are. Don't over-criticize his apparent attitude to the War.
+ Remember you are talking to a man whose patience under such
+ outrages as the sinking of the _Lusitania_ has been strained
+ to the uttermost; so don't ask him whether he is too proud
+ to fight, or he may offer you convincing proof to the
+ contrary.
+
+ 6. Remember you are talking to a man whose business has been
+ considerably interfered with by the stringency of the Allied
+ blockade. So don't invite him to wax enthusiastic over the
+ vigilance of the British Navy or the promptness of the
+ Censor in putting the mails through.
+
+ 7. And do try to disabuse the man's mind of the preposterous,
+ Germany-fostered notion that your country regards this war
+ merely as a vehicle for commercial aggrandizement, or that
+ the British Foreign Office proposes to maintain the Black
+ List and other bugbears after the War. It seems absurd that
+ you should have to give such an assurance, but doubts upon
+ the subject certainly exist in certain quarters in America
+ to-day.
+
+Let the American remember:
+
+ 1. Remember you are talking to a _friend_.
+
+ 2. Remember you are talking to a man who regards his nation as
+ the greatest in the world. He will not tell you this,
+ because he takes it for granted that you know already.
+
+ 3. Remember you are talking to a man who is a member of a
+ traditionally reticent and unexpansive race; who says about
+ one third of what he feels; who is obsessed by a mania for
+ understating his country's case, exaggerating its
+ weaknesses, and belittling its efforts; who is secretly shy,
+ so covers up his shyness with a cloak of aggressiveness
+ which is offensive to those who are not prepared for it.
+ Remember that this attitude is not specially assumed for
+ _you_: as often as not the man employs it toward his own
+ wife, who rather enjoys it, because she regards it as a
+ symptom of affection.
+
+ 4. Remember you are talking to a man who is fighting for his
+ life. To-day his face is turned toward Central Europe, and
+ his back to the United States. Do not expect him to display
+ an intimate or sympathetic understanding of America's true
+ attitude to the War. He is conducting the War according to
+ his lights, and is prepared to abide by the consequences of
+ what he does. So he is apt to be resentful of criticism.
+ Bear with him, for he is having a tough time of it.
+
+ 5. Enemy propaganda to the contrary, remember that this man is
+ not a hypocrite. He is occasionally stupid; he is at times
+ obstinate; he is frequently high-handed; and often he would
+ rather be misunderstood than explain. But he is neither
+ tyrannical nor corrupt. He went into this War because he
+ felt it his duty to do so, and not because he coveted any
+ Teutonic vineyard.
+
+ 6. Remember that your nation has done a great deal for this
+ man's nation during the War. Tell him all about it: it will
+ interest him, _because he did not know_.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER SEVEN
+
+
+Practically every one in this world improves on closer acquaintance.
+The people with whom we utterly fail to agree are those with whom we
+never get into close touch.
+
+Individual Americans and Britons, when they get together in one
+country or the other, usually develope a genuine mutual liking. As
+nations, however, their attitude to one another is too often a distant
+attitude--a distance of some three thousand miles, or the exact width
+of the Atlantic Ocean--and ranges from a lofty tolerance in good
+times to unreserved bickering in bad. Why? Because they are
+geographically too far apart. But with the shrinkage of the earth's
+surface produced by the effects of electricity and steam, that
+geographical abyss yawns much less widely than it did. So let us get
+together, whether in couples or in millions. The thing has to be done.
+No rearrangement of the world's affairs after the War can be either
+just or equitable or permanent which does not find Great Britain and
+the United States of America upon the same side. What we want is
+common ground, and a sound basis of understanding. Our present
+basis--the "Hands-across-the-Sea, Blood-is-thicker-than-Water"
+basis--is sloppy and unstable. Besides, it profoundly irritates that
+not inconsiderable section of the American people which does not
+happen to be of British descent.
+
+We can find a better basis than that. What shall it be? Well, we have
+certain common ideals which rest upon no sentimental foundations, but
+upon the bedrock of truth and justice. We both believe in God; in
+personal liberty; in a Law which shall be inflexibly just to rich and
+poor alike. We both hate tyranny and oppression and intrigue; and we
+both love things which are clean, and wholesome, and of good report.
+Let us take one common stand upon these.
+
+We must take certain precautions. We must bear and forbear. We must
+forget a good deal that is past. We must make allowances for point of
+view and differences of temperament. And we must mutually and
+heroically refrain from utilizing the unrivalled opportunities for
+repartee and pettiness afforded by the possession of a common tongue.
+
+Of course, we must not expect or attempt to work together in unison.
+National differences of character and standpoint forbid. And no bad
+thing either. Unison is a cramping and irksome business. Let us work
+in harmony instead, which is far better. And so--to paraphrase the
+deathless words of the greatest of Americans:--With charity toward
+all, with malice toward none, with mutual understanding and
+confidence, we shall go forward together, to bind up the wounds of the
+world, and prevent for all time a repetition of the outrage which
+inflicted them.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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