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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Letters to Dead Authors, by Andrew Lang
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+Title: Letters to Dead Authors
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+Author: Andrew Lang
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LETTERS TO DEAD AUTHORS***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1886 Longmans, Green, and Co. edition by
+David Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<h1>LETTERS<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">TO</span><br />
+DEAD AUTHORS</h1>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BY</span><br
+/>
+ANDREW LANG</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/tpb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Decorative graphic"
+title=
+"Decorative graphic"
+ src="images/tps.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON<br />
+LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.<br />
+1886</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>All rights reserved</i></p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall">TO</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">MISS THACKERAY</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">THESE
+EXERCISES</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">IN THE ART
+OF DIPPING</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">ARE
+DEDICATED</span></p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<h2>PREFACE.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sixteen</span> of these Letters, which
+were written at the suggestion of the Editor of the &ldquo;St.
+James&rsquo;s Gazette,&rdquo; appeared in that journal, from
+which they are now reprinted, by the Editor&rsquo;s kind
+permission.&nbsp; They have been somewhat emended, and a few
+additions have been made.&nbsp; The Letters to Horace, Byron,
+Isaak Walton, Chapelain, Ronsard, and Theocritus have not been
+published before.</p>
+<p>The gem on the title-page, now engraved for the first time, is
+a red cornelian in the British Museum, probably
+Gr&aelig;co-Roman, and treated in an archaistic style.&nbsp; It
+represents Hermes Psychagogos, with a Soul, and has some likeness
+to the Baptism of Our Lord, as usually shown in art.&nbsp;
+Perhaps it may be post-Christian.&nbsp; The gem was selected by
+Mr. A. S. Murray.</p>
+<p>It is, perhaps, superfluous to add that some of the Letters
+are written rather to suit the Correspondent than to express the
+writer&rsquo;s own taste or opinions.&nbsp; The Epistle to Lord
+Byron, especially, is &ldquo;writ in a manner which is my
+aversion.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">PAGE</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">I.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To W. M. Thackeray</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page1">1</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">II.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Charles Dickens</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page10">10</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">III.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Pierre de Ronsard</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page22">22</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">IV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Herodotus</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page34">34</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">V.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Epistle to Mr. Alexander
+Pope</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page46">46</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Lucian of Samosata</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page55">55</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Ma&icirc;tre Fran&ccedil;oys
+Rabelais</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page66">66</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Jane Austen</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page75">75</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">IX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Master Isaak Walton</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page86">86</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">X.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To M. Chapelain</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page98">98</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Sir John Maundeville,
+Kt.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page110">110</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Alexandre Dumas</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page119">119</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Theocritus</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page130">130</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Edgar Allan Poe</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page140">140</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Sir Walter Scott, Bart</span>.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page152">152</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XVI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Eusebius of
+C&aelig;sarea</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page162">162</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XVII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Percy Bysshe Shelley</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page173">173</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XVIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Monsieur de Moli&egrave;re, Valet
+de Chambre du Roi</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page184">184</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Robert Burns</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page195">195</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Lord Byron</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page205">205</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Omar Khayy&acirc;m</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page216">216</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">To Q. Horatius Flaccus</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page223">223</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><a name="page1"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 1</span>I.<br />
+<i>To W. M. Thackeray</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;There are many things
+that stand in the way of the critic when he has a mind to praise
+the living.&nbsp; He may dread the charge of writing rather to
+vex a rival than to exalt the subject of his applause.&nbsp; He
+shuns the appearance of seeking the favour of the famous, and
+would not willingly be regarded as one of the many parasites who
+now advertise each movement and action of contemporary
+genius.&nbsp; &ldquo;Such and such men of letters are passing
+their summer holidays in the Val d&rsquo;Aosta,&rdquo; or the
+Mountains of the Moon, or the Suliman Range, as it may
+happen.&nbsp; So reports our literary &ldquo;Court
+Circular,&rdquo; and all our <i>Pr&eacute;cieuses</i> read the
+tidings with enthusiasm.&nbsp; Lastly, if the critic be quite new
+to the world of letters, he may superfluously fear to vex a poet
+or a novelist by the abundance of his eulogy.&nbsp; No such
+doubts perplex us when, with all our hearts, we would commend the
+departed; for they have passed almost beyond the reach even of
+envy; and to those pale cheeks of theirs no commendation can
+bring the red.</p>
+<p>You, above all others, were and remain without a rival in your
+many-sided excellence, and praise of you strikes at none of those
+who have survived your day.&nbsp; The increase of time only
+mellows your renown, and each year that passes and brings you no
+successor does but sharpen the keenness of our sense of
+loss.&nbsp; In what other novelist, since Scott was worn down by
+the burden of a forlorn endeavour, and died for honour&rsquo;s
+sake, has the world found so many of the fairest gifts
+combined?&nbsp; If we may not call you a poet (for the first of
+English writers of light verse did not seek that crown), who that
+was less than a poet ever saw life with a glance so keen as
+yours, so steady, and so sane?&nbsp; Your pathos was never cheap,
+your laughter never forced; your sigh was never the pulpit trick
+of the preacher.&nbsp; Your funny people&mdash;your Costigans and
+Fokers&mdash;were not mere characters of trick and catch-word,
+were not empty comic masks.&nbsp; Behind each the human heart was
+beating; and ever and again we were allowed to see the features
+of the man.</p>
+<p>Thus fiction in your hands was not simply a profession, like
+another, but a constant reflection of the whole surface of life:
+a repeated echo of its laughter and its complaint.&nbsp; Others
+have written, and not written badly, with the stolid professional
+regularity of the clerk at his desk; you, like the Scholar Gipsy,
+might have said that &ldquo;it needs heaven-sent moments for this
+skill.&rdquo;&nbsp; There are, it will not surprise you, some
+honourable women and a few men who call you a cynic; who speak of
+&ldquo;the withered world of Thackerayan satire;&rdquo; who think
+your eyes were ever turned to the sordid aspects of life&mdash;to
+the mother-in-law who threatens to &ldquo;take away her silver
+bread-basket;&rdquo; to the intriguer, the sneak, the termagant;
+to the Beckys, and Barnes Newcomes, and Mrs. Mackenzies of this
+world.&nbsp; The quarrel of these sentimentalists is really with
+life, not with you; they might as wisely blame Monsieur Buffon
+because there are snakes in his Natural History.&nbsp; Had you
+not impaled certain noxious human insects, you would have better
+pleased Mr. Ruskin; had you confined yourself to such
+performances, you would have been more dear to the Neo-Balzacian
+school in fiction.</p>
+<p>You are accused of never having drawn a good woman who was not
+a doll, but the ladies that bring this charge seldom remind us
+either of Lady Castlewood or of Theo or Hetty Lambert.&nbsp; The
+best women can pardon you Becky Sharp and Blanche Amory; they
+find it harder to forgive you Emmy Sedley and Helen
+Pendennis.&nbsp; Yet what man does not know in his heart that the
+best women&mdash;God bless them&mdash;lean, in their characters,
+either to the sweet passiveness of Emmy or to the sensitive and
+jealous affections of Helen?&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis Heaven, not you,
+that made them so; and they are easily pardoned, both for being a
+very little lower than the angels and for their gentle ambition
+to be painted, as by Guido or Guercino, with wings and harps and
+haloes.&nbsp; So ladies have occasionally seen their own faces in
+the glass of fancy, and, thus inspired, have drawn Romola and
+Consuelo.&nbsp; Yet when these fair idealists, Mdme. Sand and
+George Eliot, designed Rosamund Vincy and Horace, was there not a
+spice of malice in the portraits which we miss in your least
+favourable studies?</p>
+<p>That the creator of Colonel Newcome and of Henry Esmond was a
+snarling cynic; that he who designed Rachel Esmond could not draw
+a good woman: these are the chief charges (all indifferent now to
+you, who were once so sensitive) that your admirers have to
+contend against.&nbsp; A French critic, M. Taine, also protests
+that you do preach too much.&nbsp; Did any author but yourself so
+frequently break the thread (seldom a strong thread) of his plot
+to converse with his reader and moralise his tale, we also might
+be offended.&nbsp; But who that loves Montaigne and Pascal, who
+that likes the wise trifling of the one and can bear with the
+melancholy of the other, but prefers your preaching to
+another&rsquo;s playing!</p>
+<p>Your thoughts come in, like the intervention of the Greek
+Chorus, as an ornament and source of fresh delight.&nbsp; Like
+the songs of the Chorus, they bid us pause a moment over the
+wider laws and actions of human fate and human life, and we turn
+from your persons to yourself, and again from yourself to your
+persons, as from the odes of Sophocles or Aristophanes to the
+action of their characters on the stage.&nbsp; Nor, to my taste,
+does the mere music and melancholy dignity of your style in these
+passages of meditation fall far below the highest efforts of
+poetry.&nbsp; I remember that scene where Clive, at Barnes
+Newcome&rsquo;s Lecture on the Poetry of the Affections, sees
+Ethel who is lost to him.&nbsp; &ldquo;And the past and its dear
+histories, and youth and its hopes and passions, and tones and
+looks for ever echoing in the heart and present in the
+memory&mdash;these, no doubt, poor Clive saw and heard as he
+looked across the great gulf of time, and parting and grief, and
+beheld the woman he had loved for many years.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>For ever echoing in the heart and present in the
+memory</i>: who has not heard these tones, who does not hear them
+as he turns over your books that, for so many years, have been
+his companions and comforters?&nbsp; We have been young and old,
+we have been sad and merry with you, we have listened to the
+midnight chimes with Pen and Warrington, have stood with you
+beside the death-bed, have mourned at that yet more awful funeral
+of lost love, and with you have prayed in the inmost chapel
+sacred to our old and immortal affections, <i>&agrave;
+l&eacute;al souvenir</i>!&nbsp; And whenever you speak for
+yourself, and speak in earnest, how magical, how rare, how lonely
+in our literature is the beauty of your sentences!&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+can&rsquo;t express the charm of them&rdquo; (so you write of
+George Sand; so we may write of you): &ldquo;they seem to me like
+the sound of country bells, provoking I don&rsquo;t know what
+vein of music and meditation, and falling sweetly and sadly on
+the ear.&rdquo;&nbsp; Surely that style, so fresh, so rich, so
+full of surprises&mdash;that style which stamps as classical your
+fragments of slang, and perpetually astonishes and
+delights&mdash;would alone give immortality to an author, even
+had he little to say.&nbsp; But you, with your whole wide world
+of fops and fools, of good women and brave men, of honest
+absurdities and cheery adventurers: you who created the Steynes
+and Newcomes, the Beckys and Blanches, Captain Costigan and F.
+B., and the Chevalier Strong&mdash;all that host of friends
+imperishable&mdash;you must survive with Shakespeare and
+Cervantes in the memory and affection of men.</p>
+<h2><a name="page10"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 10</span>II.<br
+/>
+<i>To Charles Dickens</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;It has been said that
+every man is born a Platonist or an Aristotelian, though the
+enormous majority of us, to be sure, live and die without being
+conscious of any invidious philosophic partiality whatever.&nbsp;
+With more truth (though that does not imply very much) every
+Englishman who reads may be said to be a partisan of yourself or
+of Mr. Thackeray.&nbsp; Why should there be any partisanship in
+the matter; and why, having two such good things as your novels
+and those of your contemporary, should we not be silently happy
+in the possession?&nbsp; Well, men are made so, and must needs
+fight and argue over their tastes in enjoyment.&nbsp; For myself,
+I may say that in this matter I am what the Americans do
+<i>not</i> call a &ldquo;Mugwump,&rdquo; what English politicians
+dub a &ldquo;superior person&rdquo;&mdash;that is, I take no
+side, and attempt to enjoy the best of both.</p>
+<p>It must be owned that this attitude is sometimes made a little
+difficult by the vigour of your special devotees.&nbsp; They have
+ceased, indeed, thank Heaven! to imitate you; and even in
+&ldquo;descriptive articles&rdquo; the touch of Mr. Gigadibs, of
+him whom &ldquo;we almost took for the true Dickens,&rdquo; has
+disappeared.&nbsp; The young lions of the Press no longer mimic
+your less admirable mannerisms&mdash;do not strain so much after
+fantastic comparisons, do not (in your manner and Mr.
+Carlyle&rsquo;s) give people nick-names derived from their teeth,
+or their complexion; and, generally, we are spared second-hand
+copies of all that in your style was least to be commended.&nbsp;
+But, though improved by lapse of time in this respect, your
+devotees still put on little conscious airs of virtue, robust
+manliness, and so forth, which would have irritated you very
+much, and there survive some press men who seem to have read you
+a little (especially your later works), and never to have read
+anything else.&nbsp; Now familiarity with the pages of &ldquo;Our
+Mutual Friend&rdquo; and &ldquo;Dombey and Son&rdquo; does not
+precisely constitute a liberal education, and the assumption that
+it does is apt (quite unreasonably) to prejudice people against
+the greatest comic genius of modern times.</p>
+<p>On the other hand, Time is at last beginning to sift the true
+admirers of Dickens from the false.&nbsp; Yours, Sir, in the best
+sense of the word, is a popular success, a popular
+reputation.&nbsp; For example, I know that, in a remote and even
+Pictish part of this kingdom, a rural household, humble and under
+the shadow of a sorrow inevitably approaching, has found in
+&ldquo;David Copperfield&rdquo; oblivion of winter, of sorrow,
+and of sickness.&nbsp; On the other hand, people are now picking
+up heart to say that &ldquo;they cannot read Dickens,&rdquo; and
+that they particularly detest &ldquo;Pickwick.&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+believe it was young ladies who first had the courage of their
+convictions in this respect.&nbsp; &ldquo;Tout sied aux
+belles,&rdquo; and the fair, in the confidence of youth, often
+venture on remarkable confessions.&nbsp; In your &ldquo;Natural
+History of Young Ladies&rdquo; I do not remember that you
+describe the Humorous Young Lady. <a name="citation13"></a><a
+href="#footnote13" class="citation">[13]</a>&nbsp; She is a very
+rare bird indeed, and humour generally is at a deplorably low
+level in England.</p>
+<p>Hence come all sorts of mischief, arisen since you left us;
+and it may be said that inordinate philanthropy, genteel sympathy
+with Irish murder and arson, Societies for Badgering the Poor,
+Esoteric Buddhism, and a score of other plagues, including what
+was once called &AElig;stheticism, are all, primarily, due to
+want of humour.&nbsp; People discuss, with the gravest faces,
+matters which properly should only be stated as the wildest
+paradoxes.&nbsp; It naturally follows that, in a period almost
+destitute of humour, many respectable persons &ldquo;cannot read
+Dickens,&rdquo; and are not ashamed to glory in their
+shame.&nbsp; We ought not to be angry with others for their
+misfortunes; and yet when one meets the <i>cr&eacute;tins</i> who
+boast that they cannot read Dickens, one certainly does feel much
+as Mr. Samuel Weller felt when he encountered Mr. Job
+Trotter.</p>
+<p>How very singular has been the history of the decline of
+humour!&nbsp; Is there any profound psychological truth to be
+gathered from consideration of the fact that humour has gone out
+with cruelty?&nbsp; A hundred years ago, eighty years
+ago&mdash;nay, fifty years ago&mdash;we were a cruel but also a
+humorous people.&nbsp; We had bull-baitings, and badger-drawings,
+and hustings, and prize-fights, and cock-fights; we went to see
+men hanged; the pillory and the stocks were no empty
+&ldquo;terrors unto evil-doers,&rdquo; for there was commonly a
+malefactor occupying each of these institutions.&nbsp; With all
+this we had a broad-blown comic sense.&nbsp; We had Hogarth, and
+Bunbury, and George Cruikshank, and Gilray; we had Leech and
+Surtees, and the creator of Tittlebat Titmouse; we had the
+Shepherd of the &ldquo;Noctes,&rdquo; and, above all, we had
+<i>you</i>.</p>
+<p>From the old giants of English fun&mdash;burly persons
+delighting in broad caricature, in decided colours, in cockney
+jokes, in swashing blows at the more prominent and obvious human
+follies&mdash;from these you derived the splendid high spirits
+and unhesitating mirth of your earlier works.&nbsp; Mr. Squeers,
+and Sam Weller, and Mrs. Gamp, and all the Pickwickians, and Mr.
+Dowler, and John Browdie&mdash;these and their immortal
+companions were reared, so to speak, on the beef and beer of that
+naughty, fox-hunting, badger-baiting old England, which we have
+improved out of existence.&nbsp; And these characters, assuredly,
+are your best; by them, though stupid people cannot read about
+them, you will live while there is a laugh left among us.&nbsp;
+Perhaps that does not assure you a very prolonged existence, but
+only the future can show.</p>
+<p>The dismal seriousness of the time cannot, let us hope, last
+for ever and a day.&nbsp; Honest old Laughter, the true
+<i>lutin</i> of your inspiration, must have life left in him yet,
+and cannot die; though it is true that the taste for your pathos,
+and your melodrama, and plots constructed after your favourite
+fashion (&ldquo;Great Expectations&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Tale of
+Two Cities&rdquo; are exceptions) may go by and never be
+regretted.&nbsp; Were people simpler, or only less clear-sighted,
+as far as your pathos is concerned, a generation ago?&nbsp;
+Jeffrey, the hard-headed shallow critic, who declared that
+Wordsworth &ldquo;would never do,&rdquo; cried, &ldquo;wept like
+anything,&rdquo; over your Little Nell.&nbsp; One still laughs as
+heartily as ever with Dick Swiveller; but who can cry over Little
+Nell?</p>
+<p>Ah, Sir, how could you&mdash;who knew so intimately, who
+remembered so strangely well the fancies, the dreams, the
+sufferings of childhood&mdash;how could you &ldquo;wallow naked
+in the pathetic,&rdquo; and massacre holocausts of the
+Innocents?&nbsp; To draw tears by gloating over a child&rsquo;s
+death-bed, was it worthy of you?&nbsp; Was it the kind of work
+over which our hearts should melt?&nbsp; I confess that Little
+Nell might die a dozen times, and be welcomed by whole legions of
+Angels, and I (like the bereaved fowl mentioned by Pet Marjory)
+would remain unmoved.</p>
+<blockquote><p>She was more than usual calm,<br />
+She did not give a single dam,</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>wrote the astonishing child who diverted the leisure of
+Scott.&nbsp; Over your Little Nell and your Little Dombey I
+remain more than usual calm; and probably so do thousands of your
+most sincere admirers.&nbsp; But about matter of this kind, and
+the unseating of the fountains of tears, who can argue?&nbsp;
+Where is taste? where is truth?&nbsp; What tears are
+&ldquo;manly, Sir, manly,&rdquo; as Fred Bayham has it; and of
+what lamentations ought we rather to be ashamed?&nbsp;&nbsp;
+<i>Sunt lacrym&aelig; rerum</i>; one has been moved in the cell
+where Socrates tasted the hemlock; or by the river-banks where
+Syracusan arrows slew the parched Athenians among the mire and
+blood; or, in fiction, when Colonel Newcome says <i>Adsum</i>, or
+over the diary of Clare Doria Forey, or where Aramis laments,
+with strange tears, the death of Porthos.&nbsp; But over Dombey
+(the Son), or Little Nell, one declines to snivel.</p>
+<p>When an author deliberately sits down and says, &ldquo;Now,
+let us have a good cry,&rdquo; he poisons the wells of
+sensibility and chokes, at least in many breasts, the fountain of
+tears.&nbsp; Out of &ldquo;Dombey and Son&rdquo; there is little
+we care to remember except the deathless Mr. Toots; just as we
+forget the melodramatics of &ldquo;Martin
+Chuzzlewit.&rdquo;&nbsp; I have read in that book a score of
+times; I never see it but I revel in it&mdash;in Pecksniff, and
+Mrs. Gamp, and the Americans.&nbsp; But what the plot is all
+about, what Jonas did, what Montagu Tigg had to make in the
+matter, what all the pictures with plenty of shading illustrate,
+I have never been able to comprehend.&nbsp; In the same way, one
+of your most thorough-going admirers has allowed (in the licence
+of private conversation) that &ldquo;Ralph Nickleby and Monk are
+too steep;&rdquo; and probably a cultivated taste will always
+find them a little precipitous.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Too steep:&rdquo;&mdash;the slang expresses that defect
+of an ardent genius, carried above itself, and out of the air we
+breathe, both in its grotesque and in its gloomy
+imaginations.&nbsp; To force the note, to press fantasy too hard,
+to deepen the gloom with black over the indigo, that was the
+failing which proved you mortal.&nbsp; To take an instance in
+little: when Pip went to Mr. Pumblechook&rsquo;s, the boy thought
+the seedsman &ldquo;a very happy man to have so many little
+drawers in his shop.&rdquo;&nbsp; The reflection is thoroughly
+boyish; but then you add, &ldquo;I wondered whether the
+flower-seeds and bulbs ever wanted of a fine day to break out of
+those jails and bloom.&rdquo;&nbsp; That is not boyish at all;
+that is the hard-driven, jaded literary fancy at work.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So we arraign her; but she,&rdquo; the Genius of
+Charles Dickens, how brilliant, how kindly, how beneficent she
+is! dwelling by a fountain of laughter imperishable; though there
+is something of an alien salt in the neighbouring fountain of
+tears.&nbsp; How poor the world of fancy would be, how
+&ldquo;dispeopled of her dreams,&rdquo; if, in some ruin of the
+social system, the books of Dickens were lost; and if The Dodger,
+and Charley Bates, and Mr. Crinkle, and Miss Squeers and Sam
+Weller, and Mrs. Gamp, and Dick Swiveller were to perish, or to
+vanish with Menander&rsquo;s men and women!&nbsp; We cannot think
+of our world without them; and, children of dreams as they are,
+they seem more essential than great statesmen, artists, soldiers,
+who have actually worn flesh and blood, ribbons and orders, gowns
+and uniforms.&nbsp; May we not almost welcome &ldquo;Free
+Education&rdquo;? for every Englishman who can read, unless he be
+an Ass, is a reader the more for you.</p>
+<p>P.S.&mdash;Alas, how strangely are we tempered, and how strong
+is the national bias!&nbsp; I have been saying things of you that
+I would not hear an enemy say.&nbsp; When I read, in the
+criticism of an American novelist, about your &ldquo;hysterical
+emotionality&rdquo; (for he writes in American), and your
+&ldquo;waste of verbiage,&rdquo; I am almost tempted to deny that
+our Dickens has a single fault, to deem you impeccable!</p>
+<h3><a name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+22</span>III.<br />
+<i>To Pierre de Ronsard</i><br />
+(<span class="GutSmall">PRINCE OF POETS</span>)</h3>
+<p><span class="smcap">Master And Prince of
+Poets</span>,&mdash;As we know what choice thou madest of a
+sepulchre (a choice how ill fulfilled by the jealousy of Fate),
+so we know well the manner of thy chosen immortality.&nbsp; In
+the Plains Elysian, among the heroes and the ladies of old song,
+there was thy Love with thee to enjoy her paradise in an eternal
+spring.</p>
+<blockquote><p><i>L&agrave; du plaisant Avril la saison
+immortelle</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Sans eschange le suit</i>,<br />
+<i>La terre sans labour, de sa grasse mamelle</i>,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Toute chose y produit</i>;<br />
+<i>D&rsquo;enbas la troupe sainte autrefois amoureuse</i>,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Nous honorant sur tous</i>,<br />
+<i>Viendra nous saluer, s&rsquo;estimant bien-heureuse</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>De s&rsquo;accointer de nous</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>There thou dwellest, with the learned lovers of old days, with
+Belleau, and Du Bellay, and Ba&iuml;f, and the flower of the
+maidens of Anjou.&nbsp; Surely no rumour reaches thee, in that
+happy place of reconciled affections, no rumour of the rudeness
+of Time, the despite of men, and the change which stole from thy
+locks, so early grey, the crown of laurels and of thine own
+roses.&nbsp; How different from thy choice of a sepulchre have
+been the fortunes of thy tomb!</p>
+<blockquote><p>I will that none should break<br />
+The marble for my sake,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Wishful to make more fair<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; My sepulchre!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So didst thou sing, or so thy sweet numbers run in my rude
+English.&nbsp; Wearied of Courts and of priories, thou didst
+desire a grave beside thine own Loire, not remote from</p>
+<blockquote><p>The caves, the founts that fall<br />
+From the high mountain wall,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That fall and flash and fleet,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; With silver feet.</p>
+<p>Only a laurel tree<br />
+Shall guard the grave of me;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Only Apollo&rsquo;s bough<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Shall shade me now!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Far other has been thy sepulchre: not in the free air, among
+the field flowers, but in thy priory of Saint Cosme, with marble
+for a monument, and no green grass to cover thee.&nbsp; Restless
+wert thou in thy life; thy dust was not to be restful in thy
+death.&nbsp; The Huguenots, <i>ces nouveaux Chr&eacute;tiens qui
+la France ont pill&eacute;e</i>, destroyed thy tomb, and the
+warning of the later monument,</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall">ABI, NEFASTE, QUAM CALCUS HUMUM SACRA
+EST,</span></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>has not scared away malicious men.&nbsp; The storm that passed
+over France a hundred years ago, more terrible than the religious
+wars that thou didst weep for, has swept the column from the
+tomb.&nbsp; The marble was broken by violent hands, and the
+shattered sepulchre of the Prince of Poets gained a dusty
+hospitality from the museum of a country town.&nbsp; Better had
+been the laurel of thy desire, the creeping vine, and the ivy
+tree.</p>
+<p>Scarce more fortunate, for long, than thy monument was thy
+memory.&nbsp; Thou hast not encountered, Master, in the Paradise
+of Poets, Messieurs Malherbe, De Balzac, and
+Boileau&mdash;Boileau who spoke of thee as <i>Ce po&egrave;te
+orgueilleux tr&eacute;buch&eacute; de si haut</i>!</p>
+<p>These gallant gentlemen, I make no doubt, are happy after
+their own fashion, backbiting each other and thee in the Paradise
+of Critics.&nbsp; In their time they wrought thee much evil,
+grumbling that thou wrotest in Greek and Latin (of which tongues
+certain of them had but little skill), and blaming thy many lyric
+melodies and the free flow of thy lines.&nbsp; What said M. de
+Balzac to M. Chapelain?&nbsp; &ldquo;M. de Malherbe, M. de
+Grasse, and yourself must be very little poets, if Ronsard be a
+great one.&rdquo;&nbsp; Time has brought in his revenges, and
+Messieurs Chapelain and De Grasse are as well forgotten as thou
+art well remembered.&nbsp; Men could not always be deaf to thy
+sweet old songs, nor blind to the beauty of thy roses and thy
+loves.&nbsp; When they took the wax out of their ears that M.
+Boileau had given them lest they should hear the singing of thy
+Sirens, then they were deaf no longer, then they heard the old
+deaf poet singing and made answer to his lays.&nbsp; Hast thou
+not heard these sounds? have they not reached thee, the voices
+and the lyres of Th&eacute;ophile Gautier and Alfred de
+Musset?&nbsp; Methinks thou hast marked them, and been glad that
+the old notes were ringing again and the old French lyric
+measures tripping to thine ancient harmonies, echoing and
+replying to the Muses of Horace and Catullus.&nbsp; Returning to
+Nature, poets returned to thee.&nbsp; Thy monument has perished,
+but not thy music, and the Prince of Poets has returned to his
+own again in a glorious Restoration.</p>
+<p>Through the dust and smoke of ages, and through the centuries
+of wars we strain our eyes and try to gain a glimpse of thee,
+Master, in thy good days, when the Muses walked with thee.&nbsp;
+We seem to mark thee wandering silent through some little
+village, or dreaming in the woods, or loitering among thy lonely
+places, or in gardens where the roses blossom among wilder
+flowers, or on river banks where the whispering poplars and
+sighing reeds make answer to the murmur of the waters.&nbsp; Such
+a picture hast thou drawn of thyself in the summer
+afternoons.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Je m&rsquo;en vais pourmener tantost parmy la
+plaine,<br />
+Tantost en un village, et tantost en un bois,<br />
+Et tantost par les lieux solitaires et cois.<br />
+J&rsquo;aime fort les jardins qui sentent le sauvage,<br />
+J&rsquo;aime le flot de l&rsquo;eau qui gazo&uuml;ille au
+rivage.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Still, methinks, there was a book in the hand of the grave and
+learned poet; still thou wouldst carry thy Horace, thy Catullus,
+thy Theocritus, through the gem-like weather of the
+<i>Renouveau</i>, when the woods were enamelled with flowers, and
+the young Spring was lodged, like a wandering prince, in his
+great palaces hung with green:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Orgueilleux de ses fleurs, enfl&eacute; de sa
+jeunesse,<br />
+Log&eacute; comme un grand Prince en ses vertes maisons!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Thou sawest, in these woods by Loire side, the fair shapes of
+old religion, Fauns, Nymphs, and Satyrs, and heard&rsquo;st in
+the nightingale&rsquo;s music the plaint of Philomel.&nbsp; The
+ancient poets came back in the train of thyself and of the
+Spring, and learning was scarce less dear to thee than love; and
+thy ladies seemed fairer for the names they borrowed from the
+beauties of forgotten days, Helen and Cassandra.&nbsp; How
+sweetly didst thou sing to them thine old morality, and how
+gravely didst thou teach the lesson of the Roses!&nbsp; Well
+didst thou know it, well didst thou love the Rose, since thy
+nurse, carrying thee, an infant, to the holy font, let fall on
+thee the sacred water brimmed with floating blossoms of the
+Rose!</p>
+<blockquote><p>Mignonne, allons voir si la Rose,<br />
+Qui ce matin avoit desclose<br />
+Sa robe de pourpre au soleil,<br />
+A point perdu ceste vespree<br />
+Les plis de sa robe pourpree,<br />
+Et son teint au votre pareil.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And again,</p>
+<blockquote><p>La belle Rose du Printemps,<br />
+Aubert, admoneste les hommes<br />
+Passer joyeusement le temps,<br />
+Et pendant que jeunes nous sommes,<br />
+Esbattre la fleur de nos ans.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In the same mood, looking far down the future, thou sangest of
+thy lady&rsquo;s age, the most sad, the most beautiful of thy sad
+and beautiful lays; for if thy bees gathered much honey
+&rsquo;twas somewhat bitter to taste, like that of the Sardinian
+yews.&nbsp; How clearly we see the great hall, the grey lady
+spinning and humming among her drowsy maids, and how they waken
+at the word, and she sees her spring in their eyes, and they
+forecast their winter in her face, when she murmurs
+&ldquo;&rsquo;Twas Ronsard sang of me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Winter, and summer, and spring, how swiftly they pass, and how
+early time brought thee his sorrows, and grief cast her dust upon
+thy head.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Adieu ma Lyre, adieu fillettes,<br />
+Jadis mes douces amourettes,<br />
+Adieu, je sens venir ma fin,<br />
+Nul passetemps de ma jeunesse<br />
+Ne m&rsquo;accompagne en la vieillesse,<br />
+Que le feu, le lict et le vin.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Wine, and a soft bed, and a bright fire: to this trinity of
+poor pleasures we come soon, if, indeed, wine be left to
+us.&nbsp; Poetry herself deserts us; is it not said that Bacchus
+never forgives a renegade? and most of us turn recreants to
+Bacchus.&nbsp; Even the bright fire, I fear, was not always there
+to warm thine old blood, Master, or, if fire there were, the wood
+was not bought with thy book-seller&rsquo;s money.&nbsp; When
+autumn was drawing in during thine early old age, in 1584, didst
+thou not write that thou hadst never received a sou at the hands
+of all the publishers who vended thy books?&nbsp; And as thou
+wert about putting forth thy folio edition of 1584, thou didst
+pray Buon, the bookseller, to give thee sixty crowns to buy wood
+withal, and make thee a bright fire in winter weather, and
+comfort thine old age with thy friend Gallandius.&nbsp; And if
+Buon will not pay, then to try the other booksellers, &ldquo;that
+wish to take everything and give nothing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Was it knowledge of this passage, Master, or ignorance of
+everything else, that made certain of the common steadfast dunces
+of our days speak of thee as if thou hadst been a starveling,
+neglected poetaster, jealous forsooth of Ma&icirc;tre
+Fran&ccedil;oys Rabelais?&nbsp; See how ignorantly M. Fleury
+writes, who teaches French literature withal to them of Muscovy,
+and hath indited a Life of Rabelais.&nbsp; &ldquo;Rabelais
+&eacute;tait rev&ecirc;tu d&rsquo;un emploi honorable; Ronsard
+&eacute;tait trait&eacute; en subalterne,&rdquo; quoth this
+wondrous professor.&nbsp; What!&nbsp; Pierre de Ronsard, a
+gentleman of a noble house, holding the revenue of many abbeys,
+the friend of Mary Stuart, of the Duc d&rsquo;Orl&eacute;ans, of
+Charles IX., <i>he</i> is <i>trait&eacute; en subalterne</i>, and
+is jealous of a frocked or unfrocked <i>manant</i> like
+Ma&icirc;tre Fran&ccedil;oys!&nbsp; And then this amazing Fleury
+falls foul of thine epitaph on Ma&icirc;tre Fran&ccedil;oys and
+cries, &ldquo;Ronsard a voulu faire des vers m&eacute;chants; il
+n&rsquo;a fait que de m&eacute;chants vers.&rdquo;&nbsp; More
+truly saith M. Sainte-Beuve, &ldquo;If the good Rabelais had
+returned to Meudon on the day when this epitaph was made over the
+wine, he would, methinks, have laughed heartily.&rdquo;&nbsp; But
+what shall be said of a Professor like the egregious M. Fleury,
+who holds that Ronsard was despised at Court?&nbsp; Was there a
+party at tennis when the king would not fain have had thee on his
+side, declaring that he ever won when Ronsard was his
+partner?&nbsp; Did he not give thee benefices, and many priories,
+and call thee his father in Apollo, and even, so they say, bid
+thee sit down beside him on his throne?&nbsp; Away, ye scandalous
+folk, who tell us that there was strife between the Prince of
+Poets and the King of Mirth.&nbsp; Naught have ye by way of proof
+of your slander but the talk of Jean Bernier, a scurrilous,
+starveling apothecary, who put forth his fables in 1697, a
+century and a half after Ma&icirc;tre Fran&ccedil;oys died.&nbsp;
+Bayle quoted this fellow in a note, and ye all steal the tattle
+one from another in your dull manner, and know not whence it
+comes, nor even that Bayle would none of it and mocked its
+author.&nbsp; With so little knowledge is history written, and
+thus doth each chattering brook of a &ldquo;Life&rdquo; swell
+with its tribute &ldquo;that great Mississippi of
+falsehood,&rdquo; Biography.</p>
+<h2><a name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 34</span>IV.<br
+/>
+<i>To Herodotus</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">To</span> Herodotus of Halicarnassus,
+greeting.&mdash;Concerning the matters set forth in your
+histories, and the tales you tell about both Greeks and
+Barbarians, whether they be true, or whether they be false, men
+dispute not little but a great deal.&nbsp; Wherefore I, being
+concerned to know the verity, did set forth to make search in
+every manner, and came in my quest even unto the ends of the
+earth.&nbsp; For there is an island of the Cimmerians beyond the
+Straits of Heracles, some three days&rsquo; voyage to a ship that
+hath a fair following wind in her sails; and there it is said
+that men know many things from of old: thither, then, I came in
+my inquiry.&nbsp; Now, the island is not small, but large,
+greater than the whole of Hellas; and they call it Britain.&nbsp;
+In that island the east wind blows for ten parts of the year, and
+the people know not how to cover themselves from the cold.&nbsp;
+But for the other two months of the year the sun shines fiercely,
+so that some of them die thereof, and others die of the frozen
+mixed drinks; for they have ice even in the summer, and this ice
+they put to their liquor.&nbsp; Through the whole of this island,
+from the west even to the east, there flows a river called
+Thames: a great river and a laborious, but not to be likened to
+the River of Egypt.</p>
+<p>The mouth of this river, where I stepped out from my ship, is
+exceedingly foul and of an evil savour by reason of the city on
+the banks.&nbsp; Now this city is several hundred parasangs in
+circumference.&nbsp; Yet a man that needed not to breathe the air
+might go round it in one hour, in chariots that run under the
+earth; and these chariots are drawn by creatures that breathe
+smoke and sulphur, such as Orpheus mentions in his
+&ldquo;Argonautica,&rdquo; if it be by Orpheus.&nbsp; The people
+of the town, when I inquired of them concerning Herodotus of
+Halicarnassus, looked on me with amazement, and went straightway
+about their business&mdash;namely, to seek out whatsoever new
+thing is coming to pass all over the whole inhabited world, and
+as for things old, they take no keep of them.</p>
+<p>Nevertheless, by diligence I learned that he who in this land
+knew most concerning Herodotus was a priest, and dwelt in the
+priests&rsquo; city on the river which is called the City of the
+Ford of the Ox.&nbsp; But whether Io, when she wore a cow&rsquo;s
+shape, had passed by that way in her wanderings, and thence comes
+the name of that city, I could not (though I asked all men I met)
+learn aught with certainty.&nbsp; But to me, considering this, it
+seemed that Io must have come thither.&nbsp; And now farewell to
+Io.</p>
+<p>To the City of the Priests there are two roads: one by land;
+and one by water, following the river.&nbsp; To a well-girdled
+man, the land journey is but one day&rsquo;s travel; by the river
+it is longer but more pleasant.&nbsp; Now that river flows, as I
+said, from the west to the east.&nbsp; And there is in it a fish
+called chub, which they catch; but they do not eat it, for a
+certain sacred reason.&nbsp; Also there is a fish called trout,
+and this is the manner of his catching.&nbsp; They build for this
+purpose great dams of wood, which they call weirs.&nbsp; Having
+built the weir they sit upon it with rods in their hands, and a
+line on the rod, and at the end of the line a little fish.&nbsp;
+There then they &ldquo;sit and spin in the sun,&rdquo; as one of
+their poets says, not for a short time but for many days, having
+rods in their hands and eating and drinking.&nbsp; In this wise
+they angle for the fish called trout; but whether they ever catch
+him or not, not having seen it, I cannot say; for it is not
+pleasant to me to speak things concerning which I know not the
+truth.</p>
+<p>Now, after sailing and rowing against the stream for certain
+days, I came to the City of the Ford of the Ox.&nbsp; Here the
+river changes his name, and is called Isis, after the name of the
+goddess of the Egyptians.&nbsp; But whether the Britons brought
+the name from Egypt or whether the Egyptians took it from the
+Britons, not knowing I prefer not to say.&nbsp; But to me it
+seems that the Britons are a colony of the Egyptians, or the
+Egyptians a colony of the Britons.&nbsp; Moreover, when I was in
+Egypt I saw certain soldiers in white helmets, who were certainly
+British.&nbsp; But what they did there (as Egypt neither belongs
+to Britain nor Britain to Egypt) I know not, neither could they
+tell me.&nbsp; But one of them replied to me in that line of
+Homer (if the Odyssey be Homer&rsquo;s), &ldquo;We have come to a
+sorry Cyprus, and a sad Egypt.&rdquo;&nbsp; Others told me that
+they once marched against the Ethiopians, and having defeated
+them several times, then came back again, leaving their property
+to the Ethiopians.&nbsp; But as to the truth of this I leave it
+to every man to form his own opinion.</p>
+<p>Having come into the City of the Priests, I went forth into
+the street, and found a priest of the baser sort, who for a piece
+of silver led me hither and thither among the temples,
+discoursing of many things.</p>
+<p>Now it seemed to me a strange thing that the city was empty,
+and no man dwelling therein, save a few priests only, and their
+wives, and their children, who are drawn to and fro in little
+carriages dragged by women.&nbsp; But the priest told me that
+during half the year the city was desolate, for that there came
+somewhat called &ldquo;The Long,&rdquo; or &ldquo;The Vac,&rdquo;
+and drave out the young priests.&nbsp; And he said that these did
+no other thing but row boats, and throw balls from one to the
+other, and this they were made to do, he said, that the young
+priests might learn to be humble, for they are the proudest of
+men.&nbsp; But whether he spoke truth or not I know not, only I
+set down what he told me.&nbsp; But to anyone considering it,
+this appears rather to jump with his story&mdash;namely, that the
+young priests have houses on the river, painted of divers
+colours, all of them empty.</p>
+<p>Then the priest, at my desire, brought me to one of the
+temples, that I might seek out all things concerning Herodotus
+the Halicarnassian, from one who knew.&nbsp; Now this temple is
+not the fairest in the city, but less fair and goodly than the
+old temples, yet goodlier and more fair than the new temples; and
+over the roof there is the image of an eagle made of
+stone&mdash;no small marvel, but a great one, how men came to
+fashion him; and that temple is called the House of Queens.&nbsp;
+Here they sacrifice a boar once every year; and concerning this
+they tell a certain sacred story which I know but will not
+utter.</p>
+<p>Then I was brought to the priest who had a name for knowing
+most about Egypt, and the Egyptians, and the Assyrians, and the
+Cappadocians, and all the kingdoms of the Great King.&nbsp; He
+came out to me, being attired in a black robe, and wearing on his
+head a square cap.&nbsp; But why the priests have square caps I
+know, and he who has been initiated into the mysteries which they
+call &ldquo;Matric&rdquo; knows, but I prefer not to tell.&nbsp;
+Concerning the square cap, then, let this be sufficient.&nbsp;
+Now, the priest received me courteously, and when I asked him,
+concerning Herodotus, whether he were a true man or not, he
+smiled and answered &ldquo;Abu Goosh,&rdquo; which, in the tongue
+of the Arabians, means &ldquo;The Father of Liars.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Then he went on to speak concerning Herodotus, and he said in his
+discourse that Herodotus not only told the thing which was not,
+but that he did so wilfully, as one knowing the truth but
+concealing it.&nbsp; For example, quoth he, &ldquo;Solon never
+went to see Croesus, as Herodotus avers; nor did those about
+Xerxes ever dream dreams; but Herodotus, out of his abundant
+wickedness, invented these things.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now behold,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;how the curse of
+the Gods falls upon Herodotus.&nbsp; For he pretends that he saw
+Cadmeian inscriptions at Thebes.&nbsp; Now I do not believe there
+were any Cadmeian inscriptions there: therefore Herodotus is most
+manifestly lying.&nbsp; Moreover, this Herodotus never speaks of
+Sophocles the Athenian, and why not?&nbsp; Because he, being a
+child at school, did not learn Sophocles by heart: for the
+tragedies of Sophocles could not have been learned at school
+before they were written, nor can any man quote a poet whom he
+never learned at school.&nbsp; Moreover, as all those about
+Herodotus knew Sophocles well, he could not appear to them to be
+learned by showing that he knew what they knew also.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Then I thought the priest was making game and sport, saying first
+that Herodotus could know no poet whom he had not learned at
+school, and then saying that all the men of his time well knew
+this poet, &ldquo;about whom everyone was talking.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+But the priest seemed not to know that Herodotus and Sophocles
+were friends, which is proved by this, that Sophocles wrote an
+ode in praise of Herodotus.</p>
+<p>Then he went on, and though I were to write with a hundred
+hands (like Briareus, of whom Homer makes mention) I could not
+tell you all the things that the priest said against Herodotus,
+speaking truly, or not truly, or sometimes correctly and
+sometimes not, as often befalls mortal men.&nbsp; For Herodotus,
+he said, was chiefly concerned to steal the lore of those who
+came before him, such as Hecat&aelig;us, and then to escape
+notice as having stolen it.&nbsp; Also he said that, being
+himself cunning and deceitful, Herodotus was easily beguiled by
+the cunning of others, and believed in things manifestly false,
+such as the story of the Phoenix-bird.</p>
+<p>Then I spoke, and said that Herodotus himself declared that he
+could not believe that story; but the priest regarded me
+not.&nbsp; And he said that Herodotus had never caught a
+crocodile with cold pig, nor did he ever visit Assyria, nor
+Babylon, nor Elephantine; but, saying that he had been in these
+lands, said that which was not true.&nbsp; He also declared that
+Herodotus, when he travelled, knew none of the Fat Ones of the
+Egyptians, but only those of the baser sort.&nbsp; And he called
+Herodotus a thief and a beguiler, and &ldquo;the same with intent
+to deceive,&rdquo; as one of their own poets writes.&nbsp; And,
+to be short, Herodotus, I could not tell you in one day all the
+charges which are now brought against you; but concerning the
+truth of these things, <i>you</i> know, not least, but most, as
+to yourself being guilty or innocent.&nbsp; Wherefore, if you
+have anything to show or set forth whereby you may be relieved
+from the burden of these accusations, now is the time.&nbsp; Be
+no longer silent; but, whether through the Oracle of the Dead, or
+the Oracle of Branchid&aelig;, or that in Delphi, or Dodona, or
+of Amphiaraus at Oropus, speak to your friends and lovers
+(whereof I am one from of old) and let men know the very
+truth.</p>
+<p>Now, concerning the priests in the City of the Ford of the Ox,
+it is to be said that of all men whom we know they receive
+strangers most gladly, feasting them all day.&nbsp; Moreover,
+they have many drinks, cunningly mixed, and of these the best is
+that they call Archdeacon, naming it from one of the
+priests&rsquo; offices.&nbsp; Truly, as Homer says (if the
+Odyssey be Homer&rsquo;s), &ldquo;when that draught is poured
+into the bowl then it is no pleasure to refrain.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Drinking of this wine, or nectar, Herodotus, I pledge you, and
+pour forth some deal on the ground, to Herodotus of
+Halicarnassus, in the House of Hades.</p>
+<p>And I wish you farewell, and good be with you.&nbsp; Whether
+the priest spoke truly, or not truly, even so may such good
+things betide you as befall dead men.</p>
+<h2><a name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 46</span>V.<br
+/>
+<i>Epistle to Mr. Alexander Pope</i>.</h2>
+<blockquote><p><span class="smcap">From</span> mortal Gratitude,
+decide, my Pope,<br />
+Have Wits Immortal more to fear or hope?<br />
+Wits toil and travail round the Plant of Fame,<br />
+Their Works its Garden, and its Growth their Aim,<br />
+Then Commentators, in unwieldy Dance,<br />
+Break down the Barriers of the trim Pleasance,<br />
+Pursue the Poet, like Act&aelig;on&rsquo;s Hounds,<br />
+Beyond the fences of his Garden Grounds,<br />
+Rend from the singing Robes each borrowed Gem,<br />
+Rend from the laurel&rsquo;d Brows the Diadem,<br />
+And, if one Rag of Character they spare,<br />
+Comes the Biographer, and strips it bare!</p>
+<p>Such, Pope, has been thy Fortune, such thy Doom.<br />
+Swift the Ghouls gathered at the Poet&rsquo;s Tomb,<br />
+With Dust of Notes to clog each lordly Line,<br />
+Warburton, Warton, Croker, Bowles, combine!<br />
+Collecting Cackle, Johnson condescends<br />
+To <i>interview</i> the Drudges of your Friends.<br />
+Thus though your Courthope holds your merits high,<br />
+And still proclaims your Poems <i>Poetry</i>,<br />
+Biographers, un-Boswell-like, have sneered,<br />
+And Dunces edit him whom Dunces feared!</p>
+<p>They say, &ldquo;what say they?&rdquo;&nbsp; Not in vain You
+ask;<br />
+To tell you what they say, behold my Task!<br />
+&ldquo;Methinks already I your Tears survey&rdquo;<br />
+As I repeat &ldquo;the horrid Things they say.&rdquo; <a
+name="citation48a"></a><a href="#footnote48a"
+class="citation">[48a]</a></p>
+<p>Comes El-n first: I fancy you&rsquo;ll agree<br />
+Not frenzied Dennis smote so fell as he;<br />
+For El-n&rsquo;s Introduction, crabbed and dry,<br />
+Like Churchill&rsquo;s Cudgel&rsquo;s <a
+name="citation48b"></a><a href="#footnote48b"
+class="citation">[48b]</a> marked with <i>Lie</i>, and
+<i>Lie</i>!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Too dull to know what his own System meant,<br />
+Pope yet was skilled new Treasons to invent;<br />
+A Snake that puffed himself and stung his Friends,<br />
+Few Lied so frequent, for such little Ends;<br />
+His mind, like Flesh inflamed, <a name="citation49"></a><a
+href="#footnote49" class="citation">[49]</a> was raw and sore,<br
+/>
+And still, the more he writhed, he stung the more!<br />
+Oft in a Quarrel, never in the Right,<br />
+His Spirit sank when he was called to fight.<br />
+Pope, in the Darkness mining like a Mole,<br />
+Forged on Himself, as from Himself he stole,<br />
+And what for Caryll once he feigned to feel,<br />
+Transferred, in Letters never sent, to Steele!<br />
+Still he denied the Letters he had writ,<br />
+And still mistook Indecency for Wit.<br />
+His very Grammar, so De Quincey cries,<br />
+&lsquo;Detains the Reader, and at times defies!&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Fierce El-n thus: no Line escapes his Rage,<br />
+And furious Foot-notes growl &rsquo;neath every Page:<br />
+See St-ph-n next take up the woful Tale,<br />
+Prolong the Preaching, and protract the Wail!<br />
+&ldquo;Some forage Falsehoods from the North and South,<br />
+But Pope, poor D-l, lied from Hand to Mouth; <a
+name="citation50"></a><a href="#footnote50"
+class="citation">[50]</a><br />
+Affected, hypocritical, and vain,<br />
+A Book in Breeches, and a Fop in Grain;<br />
+A Fox that found not the high Clusters sour,<br />
+The Fanfaron of Vice beyond his power,<br />
+Pope yet possessed&rdquo;&mdash;(the Praise will make you
+start)&mdash;<br />
+&ldquo;Mean, morbid, vain, he yet possessed a Heart!<br />
+And still we marvel at the Man, and still<br />
+Admire his Finish, and applaud his Skill:<br />
+Though, as that fabled Barque, a phantom Form,<br />
+Eternal strains, nor rounds the Cape of Storm,<br />
+Even so Pope strove, nor ever crossed the Line<br />
+That from the Noble separates the Fine!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Learned thus, and who can quite reply,<br />
+Reverse the Judgment, and Retort the Lie?<br />
+You reap, in arm&egrave;d Hates that haunt your Name,<br />
+Reap what you sowed, the Dragon&rsquo;s Teeth of Fame:<br />
+You could not write, and from unenvious Time<br />
+Expect the Wreath that crowns the lofty Rhyme,<br />
+You still must fight, retreat, attack, defend,<br />
+And oft, to snatch a Laurel, lose a Friend!</p>
+<p>The Pity of it!&nbsp; And the changing Taste<br />
+Of changing Time leaves half your Work a Waste!<br />
+My Childhood fled your Couplet&rsquo;s clarion tone,<br />
+And sought for Homer in the Prose of Bohn.<br />
+Still through the Dust of that dim Prose appears<br />
+The Flight of Arrows and the Sheen of Spears;<br />
+Still we may trace what Hearts heroic feel,<br />
+And hear the Bronze that hurtles on the Steel!<br />
+But, ah, your Iliad seems a half-pretence,<br />
+Where Wits, not Heroes, prove their Skill in Fence,<br />
+And great Achilles&rsquo; Eloquence doth show<br />
+As if no Centaur trained him, but Boileau!</p>
+<p>Again, your Verse is orderly,&mdash;and more,&mdash;<br />
+&ldquo;The Waves behind impel the Waves before;&rdquo;<br />
+Monotonously musical they glide,<br />
+Till Couplet unto Couplet hath replied.<br />
+But turn to Homer!&nbsp; How his Verses sweep!<br />
+Surge answers Surge and Deep doth call on Deep;<br />
+This Line in Foam and Thunder issues forth,<br />
+Spurred by the West or smitten by the North,<br />
+Sombre in all its sullen Deeps, and all<br />
+Clear at the Crest, and foaming to the Fall,<br />
+The next with silver Murmur dies away,<br />
+Like Tides that falter to Calypso&rsquo;s Bay!</p>
+<p>Thus Time, with sordid Alchemy and dread,<br />
+Turns half the Glory of your Gold to Lead;<br />
+Thus Time,&mdash;at Ronsard&rsquo;s wreath that vainly
+bit,&mdash;<br />
+Has marred the Poet to preserve the Wit,<br />
+Who almost left on Addison a stain,<br />
+Whose Knife cut cleanest with a poisoned pain,&mdash;<br />
+Yet Thou (strange Fate that clings to all of Thine!)<br />
+When most a Wit dost most a Poet shine.<br />
+In Poetry thy Dunciad expires,<br />
+When Wit has shot &ldquo;her momentary Fires.&rdquo;<br />
+&rsquo;Tis Tragedy that watches by the Bed<br />
+&ldquo;Where tawdry Yellow strove with dirty Red,&rdquo;<br />
+And Men, remembering all, can scarce deny<br />
+To lay the Laurel where thine Ashes lie!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><a name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 55</span>VI.<br
+/>
+<i>To Lucian of Samosata</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span> what bower, oh Lucian, of your
+rediscovered Islands Fortunate are you now reclining; the delight
+of the fair, the learned, the witty, and the brave?&nbsp; In that
+clear and tranquil climate, whose air breathes of &ldquo;violet
+and lily, myrtle, and the flower of the vine,&rdquo;</p>
+<blockquote><p><i>Where the daisies are rose-scented</i>,<br />
+<i>And the Rose herself has got</i><br />
+<i>Perfume which on earth is not</i>,</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>among the music of all birds, and the wind-blown notes of
+flutes hanging on the trees, methinks that your laughter sounds
+most silvery sweet, and that Helen and fair Charmides are still
+of your company.&nbsp; Master of mirth, and Soul the best
+contented of all that have seen the world&rsquo;s ways clearly,
+most clear-sighted of all that have made tranquillity their
+bride, what other laughers dwell with you, where the crystal and
+fragrant waters wander round the shining palaces and the temples
+of amethyst?</p>
+<p>Heine surely is with you; if, indeed, it was not one Syrian
+soul that dwelt among alien men, Germans and Romans, in the
+bodily tabernacles of Heine and of Lucian.&nbsp; But he was
+fallen on evil times and evil tongues; while Lucian, as witty as
+he, as bitter in mockery, as happily dowered with the magic of
+words, lived long and happily and honoured, imprisoned in no
+&ldquo;mattress-grave.&rdquo;&nbsp; Without Rabelais, without
+Voltaire, without Heine, you would find, methinks, even the joys
+of your Happy Islands lacking in zest; and, unless Plato came by
+your way, none of the ancients could meet you in the lists of
+sportive dialogue.</p>
+<p>There, among the vines that bear twelve times in the year,
+more excellent than all the vineyards of Touraine, while the
+song-birds bring you flowers from vales enchanted, and the shapes
+of the Blessed come and go, beautiful in wind-woven raiment of
+sunset hues; there, in a land that knows not age, nor winter,
+midnight, nor autumn, nor noon, where the silver twilight of
+summer-dawn is perennial, where youth does not wax spectre-pale
+and die; there, my Lucian, you are crowned the Prince of the
+Paradise of Mirth.</p>
+<p>Who would bring you, if he had the power, from the banquet
+where Homer sings: Homer, who, in mockery of commentators, past
+and to come, German and Greek, informed you that he was by birth
+a Babylonian?&nbsp; Yet, if you, who first wrote Dialogues of the
+Dead, could hear the prayer of an epistle wafted to &ldquo;lands
+indiscoverable in the unheard-of West,&rdquo; you might visit
+once more a world so worthy of such a mocker, so like the world
+you knew so well of old.</p>
+<p>Ah, Lucian, we have need of you, of your sense and of your
+mockery!&nbsp; Here, where faith is sick and superstition is
+waking afresh; where gods come rarely, and spectres appear at
+five shillings an interview; where science is popular, and
+philosophy cries aloud in the market-place, and clamour does duty
+for government, and Thais and Lais are names of power&mdash;here,
+Lucian, is room and scope for you.&nbsp; Can I not imagine a new
+&ldquo;Auction of Philosophers,&rdquo; and what wealth might be
+made by him who bought these popular sages and lecturers at his
+estimate, and vended them at their own?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Hermes</span>: Whom shall we put first up
+to auction?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Zeus</span>: That German in spectacles; he
+seems a highly respectable man.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Hermes</span>: Ho, Pessimist, come down
+and let the public view you.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Zeus</span>: Go on, put him up and have
+done with him.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Hermes</span>: Who bids for the Life
+Miserable, for extreme, complete, perfect, unredeemable
+perdition?&nbsp; What offers for the universal extinction of the
+species, and the collapse of the Conscious?</p>
+<p>A <span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: He does not look at
+all a bad lot.&nbsp; May one put him through his paces?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Hermes</span>: Certainly; try your
+luck.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: What is your name?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Pessimist</span>: Hartmann.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: What can you teach
+me?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Pessimist</span>: That Life is not worth
+Living.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: Wonderful!&nbsp; Most
+edifying!&nbsp; How much for this lot?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Hermes</span>: Two hundred pounds.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: I will write you a
+cheque for the money.&nbsp; Come home, Pessimist, and begin your
+lessons without more ado.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Hermes</span>: Attention!&nbsp; Here is a
+magnificent article&mdash;the Positive Life, the Scientific Life,
+the Enthusiastic Life.&nbsp; Who bids for a possible place in the
+Calendar of the Future?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: What does he call
+himself? he has a very French air.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Hermes</span>: Put your own questions.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: What&rsquo;s your
+pedigree, my Philosopher, and previous performances?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Positivist</span>: I am by Rousseau out of
+Catholicism, with a strain of the Evolution blood.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: What do you believe
+in?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Positivist</span>: In Man, with a large
+M.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: Not in individual
+Man?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Positivist</span>: By no means; not even
+always in Mr. Gladstone.&nbsp; All men, all Churches, all
+parties, all philosophies, and even the other sect of our own
+Church, are perpetually in the wrong.&nbsp; Buy me, and listen to
+me, and you will always be in the right.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: And, after this life,
+what have you to offer me?</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Positivist</span>: A distinguished
+position in the Choir Invisible; but not, of course, conscious
+immortality.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Purchaser</span>: Take him away, and put
+up another lot.</p>
+<p>Then the Hegelian, with his Notion, and the Darwinian, with
+his notions, and the Lotzian, with his Broad Church mixture of
+Religion and Evolution, and the Spencerian, with that Absolute
+which is a sort of a something, might all be offered with their
+divers wares; and cheaply enough, Lucian, you would value them in
+this auction of Sects.&nbsp; &ldquo;There is but one way to
+Corinth,&rdquo; as of old; but which that way may be, oh master
+of Hermotimus, we know no more than he did of old; and still we
+find, of all philosophies, that the Stoic route is most to be
+recommended.&nbsp; But we have our Cyrenaics too, though they are
+no longer &ldquo;clothed in purple, and crowned with flowers, and
+fond of drink and of female flute-players.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ah, here
+too, you might laugh, and fail to see where the Pleasure lies,
+when the Cyrenaics are no &ldquo;judges of cakes&rdquo; (nor of
+ale, for that matter), and are strangers in the Courts of
+Princes.&nbsp; &ldquo;To despise all things, to make use of all
+things, in all things to follow pleasure only:&rdquo; that is not
+the manner of the new, if it were the secret of the older
+Hedonism.</p>
+<p>Then, turning from the philosophers to the seekers after a
+sign, what change, Lucian, would you find in them and their
+ways?&nbsp; None; they are quite unaltered.&nbsp; Still our
+Peregrinus, and our Peregrina too, come to us from the East, or,
+if from the West, they take India on their way&mdash;India, that
+secular home of drivelling creeds, and of religion in its
+sacerdotage.&nbsp; Still they prattle of Brahmins and Buddhism;
+though, unlike Peregrinus, they do not publicly burn themselves
+on pyres, at Epsom Downs, after the Derby.&nbsp; We are not so
+fortunate in the demise of our Theosophists; and our police, less
+wise than the Hellenodic&aelig;, would probably not permit the
+Immolation of the Quack.&nbsp; Like your Alexander, they deal in
+marvels and miracles, oracles and warnings.&nbsp; All such bogy
+stories as those of your &ldquo;Philopseudes,&rdquo; and the
+ghost of the lady who took to table-rapping because one of her
+best slippers had not been burned with her body, are gravely
+investigated by the Psychical Society.</p>
+<p>Even your ignorant Bibliophile is still with us&mdash;the man
+without a tinge of letters, who buys up old manuscripts
+&ldquo;because they are stained and gnawed, and who goes, for
+proof of valued antiquity, to the testimony of the
+book-worms.&rdquo;&nbsp; And the rich Bibliophile now, as in your
+satire, clothes his volumes in purple morocco and gay
+<i>dorures</i>, while their contents are sealed to him.</p>
+<p>As to the topics of satire and gay curiosity which occupy the
+lady known as &ldquo;Gyp,&rdquo; and M. Hal&eacute;vy in his
+&ldquo;Les Petites Cardinal,&rdquo; if you had not exhausted the
+matter in your &ldquo;Dialogues of Hetairai,&rdquo; you would be
+amused to find the same old traits surviving without a touch of
+change.&nbsp; One reads, in Hal&eacute;vy&rsquo;s French, of
+Madame Cardinal, and, in your Greek, of the mother of Philinna,
+and marvels that eighteen hundred years have not in one single
+trifle altered the mould.&nbsp; Still the old shabby light-loves,
+the old greed, the old luxury and squalor.&nbsp; Still the
+unconquerable superstition that now seeks to tell fortunes by the
+cards, and, in your time, resorted to the sorceress with her
+magical &ldquo;bull-roarer&rdquo; or <i>turndun</i>. <a
+name="citation64"></a><a href="#footnote64"
+class="citation">[64]</a></p>
+<p>Yes, Lucian, we are the same vain creatures of doubt and
+dread, of unbelief and credulity, of avarice and pretence, that
+you knew, and at whom you smiled.&nbsp; Nay, our very
+&ldquo;social question&rdquo; is not altered.&nbsp; Do you not
+write, in &ldquo;The Runaways,&rdquo; &ldquo;The artisans will
+abandon their workshops, and leave their trades, when they see
+that, with all the labour that bows their bodies from dawn to
+dark, they make a petty and starveling pittance, while men that
+toil not nor spin are floating in Pactolus&rdquo;?</p>
+<p>They begin to see this again as of yore; but whether the end
+of their vision will be a laughing matter, you, fortunate Lucian,
+do not need to care.&nbsp; Hail to you, and farewell!</p>
+<h2><a name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+66</span>VII.<br />
+<i>To Ma&icirc;tre Fran&ccedil;oys Rabelais</i>.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">OF THE COMING OF THE
+COQCIGRUES.</span></h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Master</span>,&mdash;In the Boreal and
+Septentrional lands, turned aside from the noonday and the sun,
+there dwelt of old (as thou knowest, and as Olaus voucheth) a
+race of men, brave, strong, nimble, and adventurous, who had no
+other care but to fight and drink.&nbsp; There, by reason of the
+cold (as Virgil witnesseth), men break wine with axes.&nbsp; To
+their minds, when once they were dead and gotten to Valhalla, or
+the place of their Gods, there would be no other pleasure but to
+swig, tipple, drink, and boose till the coming of that last
+darkness and Twilight, wherein they, with their deities, should
+do battle against the enemies of all mankind; which day they
+rather desired than dreaded.</p>
+<p>So chanced it also with Pantagruel and Brother John and their
+company, after they had once partaken of the secret of the
+<i>Dive Bouteille</i>.&nbsp; Thereafter they searched no longer;
+but, abiding at their ease, were merry, frolic, jolly, gay, glad,
+and wise; only that they always and ever did expect the awful
+Coming of the Coqcigrues.&nbsp; Now concerning the day of that
+coming, and the nature of them that should come, they knew
+nothing; and for his part Panurge was all the more adread, as
+Aristotle testifieth that men (and Panurge above others) most
+fear that which they know least.&nbsp; Now it chanced one day, as
+they sat at meat, with viands rare, dainty, and precious as ever
+Apicius dreamed of, that there fluttered on the air a faint sound
+as of sermons, speeches, orations, addresses, discourses,
+lectures, and the like; whereat Panurge, pricking up his ears,
+cried, &ldquo;Methinks this wind bloweth from Midlothian,&rdquo;
+and so fell a trembling.</p>
+<p>Next, to their aural orifices, and the avenues audient of the
+brain, was borne a very melancholy sound as of harmoniums, hymns,
+organ-pianos, psalteries, and the like, all playing different
+airs, in a kind most hateful to the Muses.&nbsp; Then said
+Panurge, as well as he might for the chattering of his teeth:
+&ldquo;May I never drink if here come not the Coqcigrues!&rdquo;
+and this saying and prophecy of his was true and inspired.&nbsp;
+But thereon the others began to mock, flout, and gird at Panurge
+for his cowardice.&nbsp; &ldquo;Here am I!&rdquo; cried Brother
+John, &ldquo;well-armed and ready to stand a siege; being
+entrenched, fortified, hemmed-in and surrounded with great
+pasties, huge pieces of salted beef, salads, fricassees, hams,
+tongues, pies, and a wilderness of pleasant little tarts,
+jellies, pastries, trifles, and fruits of all kinds, and I shall
+not thirst while I have good wells, founts, springs, and sources
+of Bordeaux wine, Burgundy, wine of the Champagne country, sack
+and Canary.&nbsp; A fig for thy Coqcigrues!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But even as he spoke there ran up suddenly a whole legion, or
+rather army, of physicians, each armed with laryngoscopes,
+stethoscopes, horoscopes, microscopes, weighing machines, and
+such other tools, engines, and arms as they had who, after thy
+time, persecuted Monsieur de Pourceaugnac!&nbsp; And they all,
+rushing on Brother John, cried out to him, &ldquo;Abstain!&nbsp;
+Abstain!&rdquo;&nbsp; And one said, &ldquo;I have well diagnosed
+thee, and thou art in a fair way to have the gout.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I never did better in my days,&rdquo; said Brother
+John.&nbsp; &ldquo;Away with thy meats and drinks!&rdquo; they
+cried.&nbsp; And one said, &ldquo;He must to Royat;&rdquo; and
+another, &ldquo;Hence with him to Aix;&rdquo; and a third,
+&ldquo;Banish him to Wiesbaden;&rdquo; and a fourth, &ldquo;Hale
+him to Gastein;&rdquo; and yet another, &ldquo;To Barbouille with
+him in chains!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And while others felt his pulse and looked at his tongue, they
+all wrote prescriptions for him like men mad.&nbsp; &ldquo;For
+thy eating,&rdquo; cried he that seemed to be their leader,
+&ldquo;No soup!&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;No soup!&rdquo; quoth Brother
+John; and those cheeks of his, whereat you might have warmed your
+two hands in the winter solstice, grew white as lilies.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Nay! and no salmon, nor any beef nor mutton!&nbsp; A
+little chicken by times, <i>pericolo tuo</i>!&nbsp; Nor any game,
+such as grouse, partridge, pheasant, capercailzie, wild duck; nor
+any cheese, nor fruit, nor pastry, nor coffee, nor <i>eau de
+vie</i>; and avoid all sweets.&nbsp; No veal, pork, nor made
+dishes of any kind.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Then what may I
+eat?&rdquo; quoth the good Brother, whose valour had oozed out of
+the soles of his sandals.&nbsp; &ldquo;A little cold bacon at
+breakfast&mdash;no eggs,&rdquo; quoth the leader of the strange
+folk, &ldquo;and a slice of toast without butter.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;And for thy drink&rdquo;&mdash;(&ldquo;What?&rdquo; gasped
+Brother John)&mdash;&ldquo;one dessert-spoonful of whisky, with a
+pint of the water of Apollinaris at luncheon and dinner.&nbsp; No
+more!&rdquo;&nbsp; At this Brother John fainted, falling like a
+great buttress of a hill, such as Taygetus or Erymanthus.</p>
+<p>While they were busy with him, others of the frantic folk had
+built great platforms of wood, whereon they all stood and spoke
+at once, both men and women.&nbsp; And of these some wore red
+crosses on their garments, which meaneth &ldquo;Salvation;&rdquo;
+and others wore white crosses, with a little black button of
+crape, to signify &ldquo;Purity;&rdquo; and others bits of blue
+to mean &ldquo;Abstinence.&rdquo;&nbsp; While some of these
+pursued Panurge others did beset Pantagruel; asking him very long
+questions, whereunto he gave but short answers.&nbsp; Thus they
+asked:&mdash;</p>
+<p>Have ye Local Option here?&mdash;Pan.: What?</p>
+<p>May one man drink if his neighbour be not athirst?&mdash;Pan.:
+Yea!</p>
+<p>Have ye Free Education?&mdash;Pan.: What?</p>
+<p>Must they that have, pay to school them that have
+not?&mdash;Pan.: Nay!</p>
+<p>Have ye free land?&mdash;Pan.: What?</p>
+<p>Have ye taken the land from the farmer, and given it to the
+tailor out of work and the candlemaker masterless?&mdash;Pan.:
+Nay!</p>
+<p>Have your women folk votes?&mdash;Pan.: Bosh!</p>
+<p>Have ye got religion?&mdash;Pan.: How?</p>
+<p>Do you go about the streets at night, brawling, blowing a
+trumpet before you, and making long prayers?&mdash;Pan.: Nay!</p>
+<p>Have you manhood suffrage?&mdash;Pan.: Eh?</p>
+<p>Is Jack as good as his master?&mdash;Pan.: Nay!</p>
+<p>Have you joined the Arbitration Society?&mdash;Pan.:
+<i>Quoy</i>?</p>
+<p>Will you let another kick you, and will you ask his neighbour
+if you deserve the same?&mdash;Pan.: Nay!</p>
+<p>Do you eat what you list?&mdash;Pan.: Ay!</p>
+<p>Do you drink when you are athirst?&mdash;Pan.: Ay!</p>
+<p>Are you governed by the free expression of the popular
+will?&mdash;Pan.: How?</p>
+<p>Are you servants of priests, pulpits, and penny
+papers?&mdash;Pan.: NO!</p>
+<p>Now, when they heard these answers of Pantagruel they all
+fell, some a weeping, some a praying, some a swearing, some an
+arbitrating, some a lecturing, some a caucussing, some a
+preaching, some a faith-healing, some a miracle-working, some a
+hypnotising, some a writing to the daily press; and while they
+were thus busy, like folk distraught, &ldquo;reforming the
+island,&rdquo; Pantagruel burst out a laughing; whereat they were
+greatly dismayed; for laughter killeth the whole race of
+Coqcigrues, and they may not endure it.</p>
+<p>Then Pantagruel and his company stole aboard a barque that
+Panurge had ready in the harbour.&nbsp; And having provisioned
+her well with store of meat and good drink, they set sail for the
+kingdom of Entelechy, where, having landed, they were kindly
+entreated; and there abide to this day; drinking of the sweet and
+eating of the fat, under the protection of that intellectual
+sphere which hath in all places its centre and nowhere its
+circumference.</p>
+<p>Such was their destiny; there was their end appointed, and
+thither the Coqcigrues can never come.&nbsp; For all the air of
+that land is full of laughter, which killeth Coqcigrues; and
+there aboundeth the herb Pantagruelion.&nbsp; But for thee,
+Master Fran&ccedil;oys, thou art not well liked in this island of
+ours, where the Coqcigrues are abundant, very fierce, cruel, and
+tyrannical.&nbsp; Yet thou hast thy friends, that meet and drink
+to thee, and wish thee well wheresoever thou hast found thy
+<i>grand peut-&ecirc;tre</i>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page75"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+75</span>VIII.<br />
+<i>To Jane Austen</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Madam</span>,&mdash;If to the enjoyments
+of your present state be lacking a view of the minor infirmities
+or foibles of men, I cannot but think (were the thought
+permitted) that your pleasures are yet incomplete.&nbsp;
+Moreover, it is certain that a woman of parts who has once
+meddled with literature will never wholly lose her love for the
+discussion of that delicious topic, nor cease to relish what (in
+the cant of our new age) is styled &ldquo;literary
+shop.&rdquo;&nbsp; For these reasons I attempt to convey to you
+some inkling of the present state of that agreeable art which
+you, madam, raised to its highest pitch of perfection.</p>
+<p>As to your own works (immortal, as I believe), I have but
+little that is wholly cheering to tell one who, among women of
+letters, was almost alone in her freedom from a lettered
+vanity.&nbsp; You are not a very popular author: your volumes are
+not found in gaudy covers on every bookstall; or, if found, are
+not perused with avidity by the Emmas and Catherines of our
+generation.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis not long since a blow was dealt (in
+the estimation of the unreasoning) at your character as an author
+by the publication of your familiar letters.&nbsp; The editor of
+these epistles, unfortunately, did not always take your
+witticisms, and he added others which were too unmistakably his
+own.&nbsp; While the injudicious were disappointed by the absence
+of your exquisite style and humour, the wiser sort were the more
+convinced of your wisdom.&nbsp; In your letters (knowing your
+correspondents) you gave but the small personal talk of the hour,
+for them sufficient; for your books you reserved matter and
+expression which are imperishable.&nbsp; Your admirers, if not
+very numerous, include all persons of taste, who, in your favour,
+are apt somewhat to abate the rule, or shake off the habit, which
+commonly confines them to but temperate laudation.</p>
+<p>&rsquo;Tis the fault of all art to seem antiquated and faded
+in the eyes of the succeeding generation.&nbsp; The manners of
+your age were not the manners of to-day, and young gentlemen and
+ladies who think Scott &ldquo;slow,&rdquo; think Miss Austen
+&ldquo;prim&rdquo; and &ldquo;dreary.&rdquo;&nbsp; Yet, even
+could you return among us, I scarcely believe that, speaking the
+language of the hour, as you might, and versed in its habits, you
+would win the general admiration.&nbsp; For how tame, madam, are
+your characters, especially your favourite heroines! how limited
+the life which you knew and described! how narrow the range of
+your incidents! how correct your grammar!</p>
+<p>As heroines, for example, you chose ladies like Emma, and
+Elizabeth, and Catherine: women remarkable neither for the
+brilliance nor for the degradation of their birth; women wrapped
+up in their own and the parish&rsquo;s concerns, ignorant of
+evil, as it seems, and unacquainted with vain yearnings and
+interesting doubts.&nbsp; Who can engage his fancy with their
+match-makings and the conduct of their affections, when so many
+daring and dazzling heroines approach and solicit his regard?</p>
+<p>Here are princesses dressed in white velvet stamped with
+golden fleurs-de-lys&mdash;ladies with hearts of ice and lips of
+fire, who count their roubles by the million, their lovers by the
+score, and even their husbands, very often, in figures of some
+arithmetical importance.&nbsp; With these are the immaculate
+daughters of itinerant Italian musicians&mdash;maids whose souls
+are unsoiled amidst the contaminations of our streets, and whose
+acquaintance with the art of Phidias and Praxiteles, of
+D&aelig;dalus and Scopas, is the more admirable, because entirely
+derived from loving study of the inexpensive collections vended
+by the plaster-of-Paris man round the corner.&nbsp; When such
+heroines are wooed by the nephews of Dukes, where are your Emmas
+and Elizabeths?&nbsp; Your volumes neither excite nor satisfy the
+curiosities provoked by that modern and scientific fiction, which
+is greatly admired, I learn, in the United States, as well as in
+France and at home.</p>
+<p>You erred, it cannot be denied, with your eyes open.&nbsp;
+Knowing Lydia and Kitty so intimately as you did, why did you
+make of them almost insignificant characters?&nbsp; With Lydia
+for a heroine you might have gone far; and, had you devoted three
+volumes, and the chief of your time, to the passions of Kitty,
+you might have held your own, even now, in the circulating
+library.&nbsp; How Lyddy, perched on a corner of the roof, first
+beheld her Wickham; how, on her challenge, he climbed up by a
+ladder to her side; how they kissed, caressed, swung on gates
+together, met at odd seasons, in strange places, and finally
+eloped: all this might have been put in the mouth of a jealous
+elder sister, say Elizabeth, and you would not have been less
+popular than several favourites of our time.&nbsp; Had you cast
+the whole narrative into the present tense, and lingered lovingly
+over the thickness of Mary&rsquo;s legs and the softness of
+Kitty&rsquo;s cheeks, and the blonde fluffiness of
+Wickham&rsquo;s whiskers, you would have left a romance still
+dear to young ladies.</p>
+<p>Or, again, you might entrance fair students still, had you
+concentrated your attention on Mrs. Rushworth, who eloped with
+Henry Crawford.&nbsp; These should have been the chief figures of
+&ldquo;Mansfield Park.&rdquo;&nbsp; But you timidly decline to
+tackle Passion.&nbsp; &ldquo;Let other pens,&rdquo; you write,
+&ldquo;dwell on guilt and misery.&nbsp; I quit such odious
+subjects as soon as I can.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ah, <i>there</i> is the
+secret of your failure!&nbsp; Need I add that the vulgarity and
+narrowness of the social circles you describe impair your
+popularity?&nbsp; I scarce remember more than one lady of title,
+and but very few lords (and these unessential) in all your
+tales.&nbsp; Now, when we all wish to be in society, we demand
+plenty of titles in our novels, at any rate, and we get lords
+(and very queer lords) even from Republican authors, born in a
+country which in your time was not renowned for its
+literature.&nbsp; I have heard a critic remark, with a decided
+air of fashion, on the brevity of the notice which your
+characters give each other when they offer invitations to
+dinner.&nbsp; &ldquo;An invitation to dinner next day was
+despatched,&rdquo; and this demonstrates that your acquaintance
+&ldquo;went out&rdquo; very little, and had but few
+engagements.&nbsp; How vulgar, too, is one of your heroines, who
+bids Mr. Darcy &ldquo;keep his breath to cool his
+porridge.&rdquo;&nbsp; I blush for Elizabeth!&nbsp; It were
+superfluous to add that your characters are debased by being
+invariably mere members of the Church of England as by law
+established.&nbsp; The Dissenting enthusiast, the open soul that
+glides from Esoteric Buddhism to the Salvation Army, and from the
+Higher Pantheism to the Higher Paganism, we look for in vain
+among your studies of character.&nbsp; Nay, the very words I
+employ are of unknown sound to you; so how can you help us in the
+stress of the soul&rsquo;s travailings?</p>
+<p>You may say that the soul&rsquo;s travailings are no affair of
+yours; proving thereby that you have indeed but a lowly
+conception of the duty of the novelist.&nbsp; I only remember one
+reference, in all your works, to that controversy which occupies
+the chief of our attention&mdash;the great controversy on
+Creation or Evolution.&nbsp; Your Jane Bennet cries: &ldquo;I
+have no idea of there being so much Design in the world as some
+persons imagine.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nor do you touch on our mighty
+social question, the Land Laws, save when Mrs. Bennet appears as
+a Land Reformer, and rails bitterly against the cruelty &ldquo;of
+settling an estate away from a family of five daughters, in
+favour of a man whom nobody cared anything about.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+There, madam, in that cruelly unjust performance, what a text you
+had for a <i>tendenz-romanz</i>.&nbsp; Nay, you can allow Kitty
+to report that a Private had been flogged, without introducing a
+chapter on Flogging in the Army.&nbsp; But you formally declined
+to stretch your matter out, here and there, &ldquo;with solemn
+specious nonsense about something unconnected with the
+story.&rdquo;&nbsp; No &ldquo;padding&rdquo; for Miss Austen! in
+fact, madam, as you were born before Analysis came in, or
+Passion, or Realism, or Naturalism, or Irreverence, or Religious
+Open-mindedness, you really cannot hope to rival your literary
+sisters in the minds of a perplexed generation.&nbsp; Your
+heroines are not passionate, we do not see their red wet cheeks,
+and tresses dishevelled in the manner of our frank young
+M&aelig;nads.&nbsp; What says your best successor, a lady who
+adds fresh lustre to a name that in fiction equals yours?&nbsp;
+She says of Miss Austen: &ldquo;Her heroines have a stamp of
+their own.&nbsp; <i>They have a certain gentle self-respect and
+humour and hardness of heart</i> . . . Love with them does not
+mean a passion as much as an interest, deep and
+silent.&rdquo;&nbsp; I think one prefers them so, and that
+Englishwomen should be more like Anne Elliot than Maggie
+Tulliver.&nbsp; &ldquo;All the privilege I claim for my own sex
+is that of loving longest when existence or when hope is
+gone,&rdquo; said Anne; perhaps she insisted on a monopoly that
+neither sex has all to itself.&nbsp; Ah, madam, what a relief it
+is to come back to your witty volumes, and forget the follies of
+to-day in those of Mr. Collins and of Mrs. Bennet!&nbsp; How
+fine, nay, how noble is your art in its delicate reserve, never
+insisting, never forcing the note, never pushing the sketch into
+the caricature!&nbsp; You worked, without thinking of it, in the
+spirit of Greece, on a labour happily limited, and exquisitely
+organised.&nbsp; &ldquo;Dear books,&rdquo; we say, with Miss
+Thackeray&mdash;&ldquo;dear books, bright, sparkling with wit and
+animation, in which the homely heroines charm, the dull hours
+fly, and the very bores are enchanting.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 86</span>IX.<br
+/>
+<i>To Master Isaak Walton</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Father Isaak</span>,&mdash;When I would be
+quiet and go angling it is my custom to carry in my wallet thy
+pretty book, &ldquo;The Compleat Angler.&rdquo;&nbsp; Here,
+methinks, if I find not trout I shall find content, and good
+company, and sweet songs, fair milkmaids, and country
+mirth.&nbsp; For you are to know that trout be now scarce and
+whereas he was ever a fearful fish, he hath of late become so
+wary that none but the cunningest anglers may be even with
+him.</p>
+<p>It is not as it was in your time, Father, when a man might
+leave his shop in Fleet Street, of a holiday, and, when he had
+stretched his legs up Tottenham Hill, come lightly to meadows
+chequered with waterlilies and lady-smocks, and so fall to his
+sport.&nbsp; Nay, now have the houses so much increased, like a
+spreading sore (through the breaking of that excellent law of the
+Conscientious King and blessed Martyr, whereby building beyond
+the walls was forbidden), that the meadows are all swallowed up
+in streets.&nbsp; And as to the River Lea, wherein you took many
+a good trout, I read in the news sheets that &ldquo;its bed is
+many inches thick in horrible filth, and the air for more than
+half a mile on each side of it is polluted with a horrible,
+sickening stench,&rdquo; so that we stand in dread of a new
+Plague, called the Cholera.&nbsp; And so it is all about London
+for many miles, and if a man, at heavy charges, betake himself to
+the fields, lo you, folk are grown so greedy that none will
+suffer a stranger to fish in his water.</p>
+<p>So poor anglers are in sore straits.&nbsp; Unless a man be
+rich and can pay great rents, he may not fish in England, and
+hence spring the discontents of the times, for the angler is full
+of content, if he do but take trout, but if he be driven from the
+waterside, he falls, perchance, into evil company, and cries out
+to divide the property of the gentle folk.&nbsp; As many now do,
+even among Parliament-men, whom you loved not, Father Isaak,
+neither do I love them more than Reason and Scripture bid each of
+us be kindly to his neighbour.&nbsp; But, behold, the causes of
+the ill content are not yet all expressed, for even where a man
+hath licence to fish, he will hardly take trout in our age,
+unless he be all the more cunning.&nbsp; For the fish, harried
+this way and that by so many of your disciples, is exceeding shy
+and artful, nor will he bite at a fly unless it falleth lightly,
+just above his mouth, and floateth dry over him, for all the
+world like the natural <i>ephemeris</i>.&nbsp; And we may no
+longer angle with worm for him, nor with penk or minnow, nor with
+the natural fly, as was your manner, but only with the
+artificial, for the more difficulty the more diversion.&nbsp; For
+my part I may cry, like Viator in your book, &ldquo;Master, I can
+neither catch with the first nor second Angle: I have no
+fortune.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So we fare in England, but somewhat better north of the Tweed,
+where trout are less wary, but for the most part small, except in
+the extreme rough north, among horrid hills and lakes.&nbsp;
+Thither, Master, as methinks you may remember, went Richard
+Franck, that called himself <i>Philanthropus</i>, and was, as it
+were, the Columbus of anglers, discovering for them a new
+Hyperborean world.&nbsp; But Franck, doubtless, is now an angler
+in the Lake of Darkness, with Nero and other tyrants, for he
+followed after Cromwell, the man of blood, in the old riding
+days.&nbsp; How wickedly doth Franck boast of that leader of the
+giddy multitude, &ldquo;when they raged, and became restless to
+find out misery for themselves and others, and the rabble would
+herd themselves together,&rdquo; as you said, &ldquo;and
+endeavour to govern and act in spite of authority.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+So you wrote; and what said Franck, that recreant angler?&nbsp;
+Doth he not praise &ldquo;Ireton, Vane, Nevill, and Martin, and
+the most renowned, valorous, and victorious conqueror, Oliver
+Cromwell&rdquo;?&nbsp; Natheless, with all his sins on his head,
+this Franck discovered Scotland for anglers, and my heart turns
+to him when he praises &ldquo;the glittering and resolute streams
+of Tweed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In those wilds of Assynt and Loch Rannoch, Father, we, thy
+followers, may yet take trout, and forget the evils of the
+times.&nbsp; But, to be done with Franck, how harshly he speaks
+of thee and thy book.&nbsp; &ldquo;For you may dedicate your
+opinion to what scribbling putationer you please; the <i>Compleat
+Angler</i> if you will, who tells you of a tedious fly story,
+extravagantly collected from antiquated authors, such as Gesner
+and Dubravius.&rdquo;&nbsp; Again he speaks of &ldquo;Isaac
+Walton, whose authority to me seems alike authentick, as is the
+general opinion of the vulgar prophet,&rdquo; &amp;c.</p>
+<p>Certain I am that Franck, if a better angler than thou, was a
+worse man, who, writing his &ldquo;Dialogues Piscatorial&rdquo;
+or &ldquo;Northern Memoirs&rdquo; five years after the world
+welcomed thy &ldquo;Compleat Angler,&rdquo; was jealous of thy
+favour with the people, and, may be, hated thee for thy loyalty
+and sound faith.&nbsp; But, Master, like a peaceful man avoiding
+contention, thou didst never answer this blustering Franck, but
+wentest quietly about thy quiet Lea, and left him his roaring
+Brora and windy Assynt.&nbsp; How could this noisy man know
+thee&mdash;and know thee he did, having argued with thee in
+Stafford&mdash;and not love Isaak Walton?&nbsp; A pedant angler,
+I call him, a plaguy angler, so let him huff away, and turn we to
+thee and to thy sweet charm in fishing for men.</p>
+<p>How often, studying in thy book, have I hummed to myself that
+of Horace&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p><i>Laudis amore tumes?&nbsp; Sunt certa piacula
+qu&aelig; te</i><br />
+<i>Ter pure lecto poterunt recreare libello</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So healing a book for the frenzy of fame is thy discourse on
+meadows, and pure streams, and the country life.&nbsp; How
+peaceful, men say, and blessed must have been the life of this
+old man, how lapped in content, and hedged about by his own
+humility from the world!&nbsp; They forget, who speak thus, that
+thy years, which were many, were also evil, or would have seemed
+evil to divers that had tasted of thy fortunes.&nbsp; Thou wert
+poor, but that, to thee, was no sorrow, for greed of money was
+thy detestation.&nbsp; Thou wert of lowly rank, in an age when
+gentle blood was alone held in regard; yet thy virtues made thee
+hosts of friends, and chiefly among religious men, bishops, and
+doctors of the Church.&nbsp; Thy private life was not
+unacquainted with sorrow; thy first wife and all her fair
+children were taken from thee like flowers in spring, though, in
+thine age, new love and new offspring comforted thee like
+&ldquo;the primrose of the later year.&rdquo;&nbsp; Thy private
+griefs might have made thee bitter, or melancholy, so might the
+sorrows of the State and of the Church, which were deprived of
+their heads by cruel men, despoiled of their wealth, the pious
+driven, like thee, from their homes; fear everywhere, everywhere
+robbery and confusion: all this ruin might have angered another
+temper.&nbsp; But thou, Father, didst bear all with so much
+sweetness as perhaps neither natural temperament, nor a firm
+faith, nor the love of angling could alone have displayed.&nbsp;
+For we see many anglers (as witness Richard Franck aforesaid) who
+are angry men, and myself, when I get my hooks entangled at every
+cast in a tree, have come nigh to swear prophane.</p>
+<p>Also we see religious men that are sour and fanatical, no rare
+thing in the party that professes godliness.&nbsp; But neither
+private sorrow nor public grief could abate thy natural
+kindliness, nor shake a religion which was not untried, but had,
+indeed, passed through the furnace like fine gold.&nbsp; For if
+we find not Faith at all times easy, because of the oppositions
+of Science, and the searching curiosity of men&rsquo;s minds,
+neither was Faith a matter of course in thy day.&nbsp; For the
+learned and pious were greatly tossed about, like worthy Mr.
+Chillingworth, by doubts wavering between the Church of Rome and
+the Reformed Church of England.&nbsp; The humbler folk, also,
+were invited, now here, now there, by the clamours of fanatical
+Nonconformists, who gave themselves out to be somebody, while
+Atheism itself was not without many to witness to it.&nbsp;
+Therefore, such a religion as thine was not, so to say, a mere
+innocence of evil in the things of our Belief, but a reasonable
+and grounded faith, strong in despite of oppositions.&nbsp; Happy
+was the man in whom temper, and religion, and the love of the
+sweet country and an angler&rsquo;s pastime so conveniently
+combined; happy the long life which held in its hand that
+threefold clue through the labyrinth of human fortunes!&nbsp;
+Around thee Church and State might fall in ruins, and might be
+rebuilded, and thy tears would not be bitter, nor thy triumph
+cruel.</p>
+<p>Thus, by God&rsquo;s blessing, it befell thee</p>
+<blockquote><p><i>Nec turpem senectam</i><br />
+<i>Degere, nec cithara carentem</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I would, Father, that I could get at the verity about thy
+poems.&nbsp; Those recommendatory verses with which thou didst
+grace the Lives of Dr. Donne and others of thy friends, redound
+more to the praise of thy kind heart than thy fancy.&nbsp; But
+what or whose was the pastoral poem of &ldquo;Thealma and
+Clearchus,&rdquo; which thou didst set about printing in 1678,
+and gavest to the world in 1683?&nbsp; Thou gavest John Chalkhill
+for the author&rsquo;s name, and a John Chalkhill of thy kindred
+died at Winchester, being eighty years of his age, in 1679.&nbsp;
+Now thou speakest of John Chalkhill as &ldquo;a friend of Edmund
+Spenser&rsquo;s,&rdquo; and how could this be?</p>
+<p>Are they right who hold that John Chalkhill was but a name of
+a friend, borrowed by thee out of modesty, and used as a cloak to
+cover poetry of thine own inditing?&nbsp; When Mr. Flatman writes
+of Chalkhill, &rsquo;tis in words well fitted to thine own
+merit:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Happy old man, whose worth all mankind knows<br />
+Except himself, who charitably shows<br />
+The ready road to virtue and to praise,<br />
+The road to many long and happy days.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>However it be, in that road, by quiet streams and through
+green pastures, thou didst walk all thine almost century of
+years, and we, who stray into thy path out of the highway of
+life, we seem to hold thy hand, and listen to thy cheerful
+voice.&nbsp; If our sport be worse, may our content be equal, and
+our praise, therefore, none the less.&nbsp; Father, if Master
+Stoddard, the great fisher of Tweedside, be with thee, greet him
+for me, and thank him for those songs of his, and perchance he
+will troll thee a catch of our dear River.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Tweed! winding and wild! where the heart is
+unbound,<br />
+They know not, they dream not, who linger around,<br />
+How the saddened will smile, and the wasted rewin<br />
+From thee&mdash;the bliss withered within.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Or perhaps thou wilt better love,</p>
+<blockquote><p>The lanesome Tala and the Lyne,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And Manor wi&rsquo; its mountain rills,<br />
+An&rsquo; Etterick, whose waters twine<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Wi&rsquo; Yarrow frae the forest hills;<br />
+An&rsquo; Gala, too, and Teviot bright,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; An&rsquo; mony a stream o&rsquo; playfu&rsquo;
+speed,<br />
+Their kindred valleys a&rsquo; unite<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Amang the braes o&rsquo; bonnie Tweed!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So, Master, may you sing against each other, you two good old
+anglers, like Peter and Corydon, that sang in your golden
+age.</p>
+<h2><a name="page98"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 98</span>X.<br
+/>
+<i>To M. Chapelain</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Monsieur</span>,&mdash;You were a popular
+poet, and an honourable, over-educated, upright gentleman.&nbsp;
+Of the latter character you can never be deprived, and I doubt
+not it stands you in better stead where you are, than the laurels
+which flourished so gaily, and faded so soon.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Laurel is green for a season, and Love is fair for
+a day,<br />
+But Love grows bitter with treason, and laurel outlives not
+May.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I know not if Mr. Swinburne is correct in his botany, but
+<i>your</i> laurel certainly outlived not May, nor can we hope
+that you dwell where Orpheus and where Homer are.&nbsp; Some
+other crown, some other Paradise, we cannot doubt it, awaited
+<i>un si bon homme</i>.&nbsp; But the moral excellence that even
+Boileau admitted, <i>la foi, l&rsquo;honneur, la
+probit&eacute;</i>, do not in Parnassus avail the popular poet,
+and some luckless Glatigny or Th&eacute;ophile, Regnier or
+Gilbert, attains a kind of immortality denied to the man of many
+contemporary editions, and of a great commercial success.</p>
+<p>If ever, for the confusion of Horace, any Poet was Made, you,
+Sir, should have been that fortunately manufactured
+article.&nbsp; You were, in matters of the Muses, the child of
+many prayers.&nbsp; Never, since Adam&rsquo;s day, have any
+parents but yours prayed for a poet-child.&nbsp; Then Destiny,
+that mocks the desires of men in general, and fathers in
+particular, heard the appeal, and presented M. Chapelain and
+Jeanne Corbi&egrave;re his wife with the future author of
+&ldquo;La Pucelle.&rdquo;&nbsp; Oh futile hopes of men, <i>O
+pectora c&aelig;ca</i>!&nbsp; All was done that education could
+do for a genius which, among other qualities, &ldquo;especially
+lacked fire and imagination,&rdquo; and an ear for
+verse&mdash;sad defects these in a child of the Muses.&nbsp; Your
+training in all the mechanics and metaphysics of criticism might
+have made you exclaim, like Rasselas, &ldquo;Enough!&nbsp; Thou
+hast convinced me that no human being can ever be a
+Poet.&rdquo;&nbsp; Unhappily, you succeeded in convincing
+Cardinal Richelieu that to be a Poet was well within your powers,
+you received a pension of one thousand crowns, and were made
+Captain of the Cardinal&rsquo;s Minstrels, as M. de
+Tr&eacute;ville was Captain of the King&rsquo;s Musketeers.</p>
+<p>Ah, pleasant age to live in, when good intentions in poetry
+were more richly endowed than ever is Research, even Research in
+Prehistoric English, among us niggard moderns!&nbsp; How I wish I
+knew a Cardinal, or even, as you did, a Prime Minister, who would
+praise and pension <i>me</i>; but envy be still!&nbsp; Your
+existence was made happy indeed; you constructed odes, corrected
+sonnets, presided at the H&ocirc;tel Rambouillet, while the
+learned ladies were still young and fair, and you enjoyed a
+prodigious celebrity on the score of your yet unpublished
+Epic.&nbsp; &ldquo;Who, indeed,&rdquo; says a sympathetic author,
+M. Th&eacute;ophile Gautier, &ldquo;who could expect less than a
+miracle from a man so deeply learned in the laws of art&mdash;a
+perfect Turk in the science of poetry, a person so well
+pensioned, and so favoured by the great?&rdquo;&nbsp; Bishops and
+politicians combined in perfect good faith to advertise your
+merits.&nbsp; Hard must have been the heart that could resist the
+testimonials of your skill as a poet offered by the Duc de
+Montausier, and the learned Huet, Bishop of Avranches, and
+Monseigneur Godeau, Bishop of Vence, and M. Colbert, who had such
+a genius for finance.</p>
+<p>If bishops and politicians and Prime Ministers skilled in
+finance, and some critics (M&eacute;nage and Sarrazin and
+Vaugelas), if ladies of birth and taste, if all the world in
+fact, combined to tell you that you were a great poet, how can we
+blame you for taking yourself seriously, and appraising yourself
+at the public estimate?</p>
+<p>It was not in human nature to resist the evidence of the
+bishops especially, and when every minor poet believes in himself
+on the testimony of his own conceit, you may be acquitted of
+vanity if you listened to the plaudits of your friends.&nbsp;
+Nay, you ventured to pronounce judgment on
+contemporaries&mdash;whom Posterity has preferred to your
+perfections.&nbsp; &ldquo;Moli&egrave;re,&rdquo; said you,
+&ldquo;understands the genius of comedy, and presents it in a
+natural style.&nbsp; The plot of his best pieces is borrowed, but
+not without judgment; his <i>morale</i> is fair, and he has only
+to avoid scurrility.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Excellent, unconscious, popular Chapelain!</p>
+<p>Of yourself you observed, in a Report on contemporary
+literature, that your &ldquo;courage and sincerity never allowed
+you to tolerate work not absolutely good.&rdquo;&nbsp; And yet
+you regarded &ldquo;La Pucelle&rdquo; with some complacency.</p>
+<p>On the &ldquo;Pucelle&rdquo; you were occupied during a
+generation of mortal men.&nbsp; I marvel not at the length of
+your labours, as you received a yearly pension till the Epic was
+finished, but your Muse was no Alcmena, and no Hercules was the
+result of that prolonged night of creation.&nbsp; First you
+gravely wrote out all the composition in prose: the task occupied
+you for five whole years.&nbsp; Ah, why did you not leave it in
+that commonplace but appropriate medium?&nbsp; What says the
+Pr&eacute;cieuse about you in Boileau&rsquo;s satire?</p>
+<blockquote><p>In Chapelain, for all his foes have said,<br />
+She finds but one defect, he can&rsquo;t be read;<br />
+Yet thinks the world might taste his Maiden&rsquo;s woes,<br />
+If only he would turn his verse to prose!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The verse had been prose, and prose, perhaps, it should have
+remained.&nbsp; Yet for this precious &ldquo;Pucelle,&rdquo; in
+the age when &ldquo;Paradise Lost&rdquo; was sold for five
+pounds, you are believed to have received about four
+thousand.&nbsp; Horace was wrong, mediocre poets may exist (now
+and then), and he was a wise man who first spoke of <i>aurea
+mediocritas</i>.&nbsp; At length the great work was achieved, a
+work thrice blessed in its theme, that divine Maiden to whom
+France owes all, and whom you and Voltaire have recompensed so
+strangely.&nbsp; In folio, in italics, with a score of portraits
+and engravings, and <i>culs de lampe</i>, the great work was
+given to the world, and had a success.&nbsp; Six editions in
+eighteen months are figures which fill the poetic heart with envy
+and admiration.&nbsp; And then, alas! the bubble burst.&nbsp; A
+great lady, Madame de Longueville, hearing the
+&ldquo;Pucelle&rdquo; read aloud, murmured that it was
+&ldquo;perfect indeed, but perfectly wearisome.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then
+the satires began, and the satirists never left you till your
+poetic reputation was a rag, till the mildest Abb&eacute; at
+M&eacute;nage&rsquo;s had his cheap sneer for Chapelain.</p>
+<p>I make no doubt, Sir, that envy and jealousy had much to do
+with the onslaught on your &ldquo;Pucelle.&rdquo;&nbsp; These
+qualities, alas! are not strange to literary minds; does not even
+Hesiod tell us that &ldquo;potter hates potter, and poet hates
+poet&rdquo;?&nbsp; But contemporary spites do not harm true
+genius.&nbsp; Who suffered more than Moli&egrave;re from
+cabals?&nbsp; Yet neither the court nor the town ever deserted
+him, and he is still the joy of the world.&nbsp; I admit that his
+adversaries were weaker than yours.&nbsp; What were Boursault and
+Le Boulanger, and Thomas Corneille and De Vis&eacute;, what were
+they all compared to your enemy, Boileau?&nbsp; Brossette tells a
+story which really makes a man pity you.&nbsp; You remember M. de
+Puimorin, who, to be in the fashion, laughed at your once popular
+Epic.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is all very well,&rdquo; said you,
+&ldquo;for a man to laugh who cannot even read.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Whereon M. de Puimorin replied: &ldquo;Qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;avoit
+que trop s&ucirc; lire, depuis que Chapelain s&rsquo;&eacute;toit
+avis&eacute; de faire imprimer.&rdquo;&nbsp; A new horror had
+been added to the accomplishment of reading since Chapelain had
+published.&nbsp; This repartee was applauded, and M. de Puimorin
+tried to turn it into an epigram.&nbsp; He did complete the last
+couplet,</p>
+<blockquote><p>H&eacute;las! pour mes p&eacute;ch&eacute;s, je
+n&rsquo;ai s&ucirc; que trop lire<br />
+Depuis que tu fais imprimer.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>But by no labour would M. de Puimorin achieve the first two
+lines of his epigram.&nbsp; Then you remember what great allies
+came to his assistance.&nbsp; I almost blush to think that M.
+Despr&eacute;aux, M. Racine, and M. de Moli&egrave;re, the three
+most renowned wits of the time, conspired to complete the poor
+jest, and assail you.&nbsp; Well, bubble as your poetry was, you
+may be proud that it needed all these sharpest of pens to prick
+the bubble.&nbsp; Other poets, as popular as you, have been
+annihilated by an article.&nbsp; Macaulay put forth his hand, and
+&ldquo;Satan Montgomery&rdquo; was no more.&nbsp; It did not need
+a Macaulay, the laughter of a mob of little critics was enough to
+blow him into space; but you probably have met Montgomery, and of
+contemporary failures or successes I do not speak.</p>
+<p>I wonder, sometimes, whether the consensus of criticism ever
+made you doubt for a moment whether, after all, you were not a
+false child of Apollo?&nbsp; Was your complacency tortured, as
+the complacency of true poets has occasionally been, by
+doubts?&nbsp; Did you expect posterity to reverse the verdict of
+the satirists, and to do you justice?&nbsp; You answered your
+earliest assailant, Lini&egrave;re, and, by a few changes of
+words, turned his epigrams into flattery.&nbsp; But I fancy, on
+the whole, you remained calm, unmoved, wrapped up in admiration
+of yourself.&nbsp; According to M. de Marivaux, who reviewed, as
+I am doing, the spirits of the mighty dead, you &ldquo;conceived,
+on the strength of your reputation, a great and serious
+veneration for yourself and your genius.&rdquo;&nbsp; Probably
+you were protected by the invulnerable armour of an honest
+vanity, probably you declared that mere jealousy dictated the
+lines of Boileau, and that Chapelain&rsquo;s real fault was his
+popularity, and his pecuniary success,</p>
+<blockquote><p>Qu&rsquo;il soit le mieux rent&eacute; de tous les
+beaux-esprits.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This, you would avow, was your offence, and perhaps you were
+not altogether mistaken.&nbsp; Yet posterity declines to read a
+line of yours, and, as we think of you, we are again set face to
+face with that eternal problem, how far is popularity a test of
+poetry?&nbsp; Burns was a poet: and popular.&nbsp; Byron was a
+popular poet, and the world agrees in the verdict of their own
+generations.&nbsp; But Montgomery, though he sold so well, was no
+poet, nor, Sir, I fear, was your verse made of the stuff of
+immortality.&nbsp; Criticism cannot hurt what is truly great; the
+Cardinal and the Academy left Chim&egrave;ne as fair as ever, and
+as adorable.&nbsp; It is only pinchbeck that perishes under the
+acids of satire: gold defies them.&nbsp; Yet I sometimes ask
+myself, does the existence of popularity like yours justify the
+malignity of satire, which blesses neither him who gives, nor him
+who takes?&nbsp; Are poisoned arrows fair against a bad
+poet?&nbsp; I doubt it, Sir, holding that, even unpricked, a
+poetic bubble must soon burst by its own nature.&nbsp; Yet satire
+will assuredly be written so long as bad poets are successful,
+and bad poets will assuredly reflect that their assailants are
+merely envious, and (while their vogue lasts) that the purchasing
+public is the only judge.&nbsp; After all, the bad poet who is
+popular and &ldquo;sells&rdquo; is not a whit worse than the bad
+poets who are unpopular, and who deride his songs.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Monsieur,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">Votre tr&egrave;s-humble serviteur,
+&amp;c.</p>
+<h2><a name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+110</span>XI.<br />
+<i>To Sir John Maundeville</i>, <i>Kt.</i><br />
+(<span class="GutSmall">OF THE WAYS INTO YNDE</span>.)</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir John</span>,&mdash;Wit you well that
+men holden you but light, and some clepen you a Liar.&nbsp; And
+they say that you never were born in Englond, in the town of
+Seynt Albones, nor have seen and gone through manye diverse
+Londes.&nbsp; And there goeth an old knight at arms, and one that
+connes Latyn, and hath been beyond the sea, and hath seen Prester
+John&rsquo;s country.&nbsp; And he hath been in an Yle that men
+clepen Burmah, and there bin women bearded.&nbsp; Now men call
+him Colonel Henry Yule, and he hath writ of thee in his great
+booke, Sir John, and he holds thee but lightly.&nbsp; For he
+saith that ye did pill your tales out of Odoric his book, and
+that ye never saw snails with shells as big as houses, nor never
+met no Devyls, but part of that ye say, ye took it out of William
+of Boldensele his book, yet ye took not his wisdom, withal, but
+put in thine own foolishness.&nbsp; Nevertheless, Sir John, for
+the frailty of Mankynde, ye are held a good fellow, and a merry;
+so now, come, let me tell you of the new ways into Ynde.</p>
+<p>In that Lond they have a Queen that governeth all the Lond,
+and all they ben obeyssant to her.&nbsp; And she is the Queen of
+Englond; for Englishmen have taken all the Lond of Ynde.&nbsp;
+For they were right good werryoures of old, and wyse, noble, and
+worthy.&nbsp; But of late hath risen a new sort of Englishman
+very puny and fearful, and these men clepen Radicals.&nbsp; And
+they go ever in fear, and they scream on high for dread in the
+streets and the houses, and they fain would flee away from all
+that their fathers gat them with the sword.&nbsp; And this sort
+men call Scuttleres, but the mean folk and certain of the baser
+sort hear them gladly, and they say ever that Englishmen should
+flee out of Ynde.</p>
+<p>Fro Englond men gon to Ynde by many dyverse Contreyes.&nbsp;
+For Englishmen ben very stirring and nymble.&nbsp; For they ben
+in the seventh climate, that is of the Moon.&nbsp; And the Moon
+(ye have said it yourself, Sir John, natheless, is it true) is of
+lightly moving, for to go diverse ways, and see strange things,
+and other diversities of the Worlde.&nbsp; Wherefore Englishmen
+be lightly moving, and far wandering.&nbsp; And they gon to Ynde
+by the great Sea Ocean.&nbsp; First come they to Gibraltar, that
+was the point of Spain, and builded upon a rock; and there ben
+apes, and it is so strong that no man may take it.&nbsp;
+Natheless did Englishmen take it fro the Spanyard, and all to
+hold the way to Ynde.&nbsp; For ye may sail all about Africa, and
+past the Cape men clepen of Good Hope, but that way unto Ynde is
+long and the sea is weary.&nbsp; Wherefore men rather go by the
+Midland sea, and Englishmen have taken many Yles in that sea.</p>
+<p>For first they have taken an Yle that is clept Malta; and
+therein built they great castles, to hold it against them of
+Fraunce, and Italy, and of Spain.&nbsp; And from this Ile of
+Malta Men gon to Cipre.&nbsp; And Cipre is right a good Yle, and
+a fair, and a great, and it hath 4 principal Cytees within
+him.&nbsp; And at Famagost is one of the principal Havens of the
+sea that is in the world, and Englishmen have but a lytel while
+gone won that Yle from the Sarazynes.&nbsp; Yet say that sort of
+Englishmen where of I told you, that is puny and sore adread,
+that the Lond is poisonous and barren and of no avail, for that
+Lond is much more hotter than it is here.&nbsp; Yet the
+Englishmen that ben werryoures dwell there in tents, and the
+skill is that they may ben the more fresh.</p>
+<p>From Cypre, Men gon to the Lond of Egypte, and in a Day and a
+Night he that hath a good wind may come to the Haven of
+Alessandrie.&nbsp; Now the Lond of Egypt longeth to the Soudan,
+yet the Soudan longeth not to the Lond of Egypt.&nbsp; And when I
+say this, I do jape with words, and may hap ye understond me
+not.&nbsp; Now Englishmen went in shippes to Alessandrie, and
+brent it, and over ran the Lond, and their soudyours warred agen
+the Bedoynes, and all to hold the way to Ynde.&nbsp; For it is
+not long past since Frenchmen let dig a dyke, through the narrow
+spit of lond, from the Midland sea to the Red sea, wherein was
+Pharaoh drowned.&nbsp; So this is the shortest way to Ynde there
+may be, to sail through that dyke, if men gon by sea.</p>
+<p>But all the Lond of Egypt is clepen the Vale enchaunted; for
+no man may do his business well that goes thither, but always
+fares he evil, and therefore clepen they Egypt the Vale perilous,
+and the sepulchre of reputations.&nbsp; And men say there that is
+one of the entrees of Helle.&nbsp; In that Vale is plentiful lack
+of Gold and Silver, for many misbelieving men, and many Christian
+men also, have gone often time for to take of the Thresoure that
+there was of old, and have pilled the Thresoure, wherefore there
+is none left.&nbsp; And Englishmen have let carry thither great
+store of our Thresoure, 9,000,000 of Pounds sterling, and whether
+they will see it agen I misdoubt me.&nbsp; For that Vale is alle
+fulle of Develes and Fiendes that men clepen Bondholderes, for
+that Egypt from of olde is the Lond of Bondage.&nbsp; And
+whatsoever Thresoure cometh into the Lond, these Devyls of
+Bondholders grabben the same.&nbsp; Natheless by that Vale do
+Englishmen go unto Ynde, and they gon by Aden, even to Kurrachee,
+at the mouth of the Flood of Ynde.&nbsp; Thereby they send their
+souldyours, when they are adread of them of Muscovy.</p>
+<p>For, look you, there is another way into Ynde, and thereby the
+men of Muscovy are fain to come, if the Englishmen let them
+not.&nbsp; That way cometh by Desert and Wildernesse, from the
+sea that is clept Caspian, even to Khiva, and so to Merv; and
+then come ye to Zulfikar and Penjdeh, and anon to Herat, that is
+called the Key of the Gates of Ynde.&nbsp; Then ye win the lond
+of the Emir of the Afghauns, a great prince and a rich, and he
+hath in his Thresoure more crosses, and stars, and coats that
+captains wearen, than any other man on earth.</p>
+<p>For all they of Muscovy, and all Englishmen maken him gifts,
+and he keepeth the gifts, and he keepeth his own counsel.&nbsp;
+For his lond lieth between Ynde and the folk of Muscovy,
+wherefore both Englishmen and men of Muscovy would fain have him
+friendly, yea, and independent.&nbsp; Wherefore they of both
+parties give him clocks, and watches, and stars, and crosses, and
+culverins, and now and again they let cut the throats of his men
+some deal, and pill his country.&nbsp; Thereby they both set up
+their rest that the Emir will be independent, yea, and
+friendly.&nbsp; But his men love him not, neither love they the
+English, nor the Muscovy folk, for they are worshippers of
+Mahound, and endure not Christian men.&nbsp; And they love not
+them that cut their throats, and burn their country.</p>
+<p>Now they of Muscovy ben Devyls, and they ben subtle for to
+make a thing seme otherwise than it is, for to deceive
+mankind.&nbsp; Wherefore Englishmen putten no trust in them of
+Muscovy, save only the Englishmen clept Radicals, for they make
+as if they loved these Develes, out of the fear and dread of war
+wherein they go, and would be slaves sooner than fight.&nbsp; But
+the folk of Ynde know not what shall befall, nor whether they of
+Muscovy will take the Lond, or Englishmen shall keep it, so that
+their hearts may not enduren for drede.&nbsp; And methinks that
+soon shall Englishmen and Muscovy folk put their bodies in
+adventure, and war one with another, and all for the way to
+Ynde.</p>
+<p>But St. George for Englond, I say, and so enough; and may the
+Seyntes hele thee, Sir John, of thy Gowtes Artetykes, that thee
+tormenten.&nbsp; But to thy Boke I list not to give no
+credence.</p>
+<h2><a name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+119</span>XII.<br />
+<i>To Alexandre Dumas</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;There are moments when
+the wheels of life, even of such a life as yours, run slow, and
+when mistrust and doubt overshadow even the most intrepid
+disposition.&nbsp; In such a moment, towards the ending of your
+days, you said to your son, M. Alexandre Dumas, &ldquo;I seem to
+see myself set on a pedestal which trembles as if it were founded
+on the sands.&rdquo;&nbsp; These sands, your uncounted volumes,
+are all of gold, and make a foundation more solid than the
+rock.&nbsp; As well might the singer of Odysseus, or the authors
+of the &ldquo;Arabian Nights,&rdquo; or the first inventors of
+the stories of Boccaccio, believe that their works were
+perishable (their names, indeed, have perished), as the creator
+of &ldquo;Les Trois Mousquetaires&rdquo; alarm himself with the
+thought that the world could ever forget Alexandre Dumas.</p>
+<p>Than yours there has been no greater nor more kindly and
+beneficent force in modern letters.&nbsp; To Scott, indeed, you
+owed the first impulse of your genius; but, once set in motion,
+what miracles could it not accomplish?&nbsp; Our dear Porthos was
+overcome, at last, by a super-human burden; but your imaginative
+strength never found a task too great for it.&nbsp; What an
+extraordinary vigour, what health, what an overflow of force was
+yours!&nbsp; It is good, in a day of small and laborious
+ingenuities, to breathe the free air of your books, and dwell in
+the company of Dumas&rsquo;s men&mdash;so gallant, so frank, so
+indomitable, such swordsmen, and such trenchermen.&nbsp; Like M.
+de Rochefort in &ldquo;Vingt Ans Apr&egrave;s,&rdquo; like that
+prisoner of the Bastille, your genius &ldquo;n&rsquo;est que
+d&rsquo;un parti, c&rsquo;est du parti du grand air.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>There seems to radiate from you a still persistent energy and
+enjoyment; in that current of strength not only your characters
+live, frolic, kindly, and sane, but even your very collaborators
+were animated by the virtue which went out of you.&nbsp; How else
+can we explain it, the dreary charge which feeble and envious
+tongues have brought against you, in England and at home?&nbsp;
+They say you employed in your novels and dramas that vicarious
+aid which, in the slang of the studio, the
+&ldquo;sculptor&rsquo;s ghost&rdquo; is fabled to afford.</p>
+<p>Well, let it be so; these ghosts, when uninspired by you, were
+faint and impotent as &ldquo;the strengthless tribes of the
+dead&rdquo; in Homer&rsquo;s Hades, before Odysseus had poured
+forth the blood that gave them a momentary valour.&nbsp; It was
+from you and your inexhaustible vitality that these collaborating
+spectres drew what life they possessed; and when they parted from
+you they shuddered back into their nothingness.&nbsp; Where are
+the plays, where the romances which Maquet and the rest wrote in
+their own strength?&nbsp; They are forgotten with last
+year&rsquo;s snows; they have passed into the wide waste-paper
+basket of the world.&nbsp; You say of D&rsquo;Artagnan, when
+severed from his three friends&mdash;from Porthos, Athos, and
+Aramis&mdash;&ldquo;he felt that he could do nothing, save on the
+condition that each of these companions yielded to him, if one
+may so speak, a share of that electric fluid which was his gift
+from heaven.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>No man of letters ever had so great a measure of that gift as
+you; none gave of it more freely to all who came&mdash;to the
+chance associate of the hour, as to the characters, all so burly
+and full-blooded, who flocked from your brain.&nbsp; Thus it was
+that you failed when you approached the supernatural.&nbsp; Your
+ghosts had too much flesh and blood, more than the living persons
+of feebler fancies.&nbsp; A writer so fertile, so rapid, so
+masterly in the ease with which he worked, could not escape the
+reproaches of barren envy.&nbsp; Because you overflowed with wit,
+you could not be &ldquo;serious;&rdquo; because you created with
+a word, you were said to scamp your work; because you were never
+dull, never pedantic, incapable of greed, you were to be censured
+as desultory, inaccurate, and prodigal.</p>
+<p>A generation suffering from mental and physical
+an&aelig;mia&mdash;a generation devoted to the &ldquo;chiselled
+phrase,&rdquo; to accumulated &ldquo;documents,&rdquo; to
+microscopic porings over human baseness, to minute and disgustful
+records of what in humanity is least human&mdash;may readily
+bring these unregarded and railing accusations.&nbsp; Like one of
+the great and good-humoured Giants of Rabelais, you may hear the
+murmurs from afar, and smile with disdain.&nbsp; To you, who can
+amuse the world&mdash;to you who offer it the fresh air of the
+highway, the battlefield, and the sea&mdash;the world must always
+return: escaping gladly from the boudoirs and the <i>bouges</i>,
+from the surgeries and hospitals, and dead rooms, of M. Daudet
+and M. Zola and of the wearisome De Goncourt.</p>
+<p>With all your frankness, and with that queer morality of the
+Camp which, if it swallows a camel now and again, never strains
+at a gnat, how healthy and wholesome, and even pure, are your
+romances!&nbsp; You never gloat over sin, nor dabble with an ugly
+curiosity in the corruptions of sense.&nbsp; The passions in your
+tales are honourable and brave, the motives are clearly
+human.&nbsp; Honour, Love, Friendship make the threefold cord,
+the clue your knights and dames follow through how delightful a
+labyrinth of adventures!&nbsp; Your greatest books, I take the
+liberty to maintain, are the Cycle of the Valois (&ldquo;La Reine
+Margot,&rdquo; &ldquo;La Dame de Montsoreau,&rdquo; &ldquo;Les
+Quarante-cinq&rdquo;), and the Cycle of Louis Treize and Louis
+Quatorze (&ldquo;Les Trois Mousquetaires,&rdquo; &ldquo;Vingt Ans
+Apr&egrave;s,&rdquo; &ldquo;Le Vicomte de Bragelonne&rdquo;);
+and, beside these two trilogies&mdash;a lonely monument, like the
+sphinx hard by the three pyramids&mdash;&ldquo;Monte
+Cristo.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In these romances how easy it would have been for you to burn
+incense to that great goddess, Lubricity, whom our critic says
+your people worship.&nbsp; You had Brant&ocirc;me, you had
+Tallemant, you had R&eacute;tif, and a dozen others, to furnish
+materials for scenes of voluptuousness and of blood that would
+have outdone even the present <i>naturalistes</i>.&nbsp; From
+these alcoves of &ldquo;Les Dames Galantes,&rdquo; and from the
+torture chambers (M. Zola would not have spared us one starting
+sinew of brave La Mole on the rack) you turned, as Scott would
+have turned, without a thought of their profitable literary
+uses.&nbsp; You had other metal to work on: you gave us that
+superstitious and tragical true love of La Mole&rsquo;s, that
+devotion&mdash;how tender and how pure!&mdash;of Bussy for the
+Dame de Montsoreau.&nbsp; You gave us the valour of
+D&rsquo;Artagnan, the strength of Porthos, the melancholy
+nobility of Athos: Honour, Chivalry, and Friendship.&nbsp; I
+declare your characters are real people to me and old
+friends.&nbsp; I cannot bear to read the end of
+&ldquo;Bragelonne,&rdquo; and to part with them for ever.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Suppose Porthos, Athos, and Aramis should enter with a
+noiseless swagger, curling their moustaches.&rdquo;&nbsp; How we
+would welcome them, forgiving D&rsquo;Artagnan even his hateful
+<i>fourberie</i> in the case of Milady.&nbsp; The brilliance of
+your dialogue has never been approached: there is wit everywhere;
+repartees glitter and ring like the flash and clink of
+small-swords.&nbsp; Then what duels are yours! and what
+inimitable battle-pieces!&nbsp; I know four good fights of one
+against a multitude, in literature.&nbsp; These are the Death of
+Gretir the Strong, the Death of Gunnar of Lithend, the Death of
+Hereward the Wake, the Death of Bussy d&rsquo;Amboise.&nbsp; We
+can compare the strokes of the heroic fighting-times with those
+described in later days; and, upon my word, I do not know that
+the short sword of Gretir, or the bill of Skarphedin, or the bow
+of Gunnar was better wielded than the rapier of your Bussy or the
+sword and shield of Kingsley&rsquo;s Hereward.</p>
+<p>They say your fencing is unhistorical; no doubt it is so, and
+you knew it.&nbsp; La Mole could not have lunged on Coconnas
+&ldquo;after deceiving circle;&rdquo; for the parry was not
+invented except by your immortal Chicot, a genius in advance of
+his time.&nbsp; Even so Hamlet and Laertes would have fought with
+shields and axes, not with small swords.&nbsp; But what matters
+this pedantry?&nbsp; In your works we hear the Homeric Muse
+again, rejoicing in the clash of steel; and even, at times, your
+very phrases are unconsciously Homeric.</p>
+<p>Look at these men of murder, on the Eve of St. Bartholomew,
+who flee in terror from the Queen&rsquo;s chamber, and
+&ldquo;find the door too narrow for their flight:&rdquo; the very
+words were anticipated in a line of the &ldquo;Odyssey&rdquo;
+concerning the massacre of the Wooers.&nbsp; And the picture of
+Catherine de M&eacute;dicis, prowling &ldquo;like a wolf among
+the bodies and the blood,&rdquo; in a passage of the
+Louvre&mdash;the picture is taken unwittingly from the
+&ldquo;Iliad.&rdquo;&nbsp; There was in you that reserve of
+primitive force, that epic grandeur and simplicity of
+diction.&nbsp; This is the force that animates &ldquo;Monte
+Cristo,&rdquo; the earlier chapters, the prison, and the
+escape.&nbsp; In later volumes of that romance, methinks, you
+stoop your wing.&nbsp; Of your dramas I have little room, and
+less skill, to speak.&nbsp; &ldquo;Antony,&rdquo; they tell me,
+was &ldquo;the greatest literary event of its time,&rdquo; was a
+restoration of the stage.&nbsp; &ldquo;While Victor Hugo needs
+the cast-off clothes of history, the wardrobe and costume, the
+sepulchre of Charlemagne, the ghost of Barbarossa, the coffins of
+Lucretia Borgia, Alexandre Dumas requires no more than a room in
+an inn, where people meet in riding cloaks, to move the soul with
+the last degree of terror and of pity.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The reproach of being amusing has somewhat dimmed your
+fame&mdash;for a moment.&nbsp; The shadow of this tyranny will
+soon be overpast; and when &ldquo;La Cur&eacute;e&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;Pot-Bouille&rdquo; are more forgotten than &ldquo;Le Grand
+Cyrus,&rdquo; men and women&mdash;and, above all, boys&mdash;will
+laugh and weep over the page of Alexandre Dumas.&nbsp; Like Scott
+himself, you take us captive in our childhood.&nbsp; I remember a
+very idle little boy who was busy with the &ldquo;Three
+Musketeers&rdquo; when he should have been occupied with
+&ldquo;Wilkins&rsquo;s Latin Prose.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Twenty
+years after&rdquo; (alas! and more) he is still constant to that
+gallant company; and, at this very moment, is breathlessly
+wondering whether Grimaud will steal M. de Beaufort out of the
+Cardinal&rsquo;s prison.</p>
+<h2><a name="page130"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+130</span>XIII.<br />
+<i>To Theocritus</i>.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Sweet</span>, methinks, is the
+whispering sound of yonder pine-tree,&rdquo; so, Theocritus, with
+that sweet word &#7937;&delta;&#8059;, didst thou begin and
+strike the keynote of thy songs.&nbsp; &ldquo;Sweet,&rdquo; and
+didst thou find aught of sweet, when thou, like thy Daphnis,
+didst &ldquo;go down the stream, when the whirling wave closed
+over the man the Muses loved, the man not hated of the
+Nymphs&rdquo;?&nbsp; Perchance below those waters of death thou
+didst find, like thine own Hylas, the lovely Nereids waiting
+thee, Eunice, and Malis, and Nycheia with her April eyes.&nbsp;
+In the House of Hades, Theocritus, doth there dwell aught that is
+fair, and can the low light on the fields of asphodel make thee
+forget thy Sicily?&nbsp; Nay, methinks thou hast not forgotten,
+and perchance for poets dead there is prepared a place more
+beautiful than their dreams.&nbsp; It was well for the later
+minstrels of another day, it was well for Ronsard and Du Bellay
+to desire a dim Elysium of their own, where the sunlight comes
+faintly through the shadow of the earth, where the poplars are
+duskier, and the waters more pale than in the meadows of
+Anjou.</p>
+<p>There, in that restful twilight, far remote from war and plot,
+from sword and fire, and from religions that sharpened the steel
+and lit the torch, there these learned singers would fain have
+wandered with their learned ladies, satiated with life and in
+love with an unearthly quiet.&nbsp; But to thee, Theocritus, no
+twilight of the Hollow Land was dear, but the high suns of Sicily
+and the brown cheeks of the country maidens were happiness
+enough.&nbsp; For thee, therefore, methinks, surely is reserved
+an Elysium beneath the summer of a far-off system, with stars not
+ours and alien seasons.&nbsp; There, as Bion prayed, shall
+Spring, the thrice desirable, be with thee the whole year
+through, where there is neither frost, nor is the heat so heavy
+on men, but all is fruitful, and all sweet things blossom, and
+evenly meted are darkness and dawn.&nbsp; Space is wide, and
+there be many worlds, and suns enow, and the Sun-god surely has
+had a care of his own.&nbsp; Little didst thou need, in thy
+native land, the isle of the three capes, little didst thou need
+but sunlight on land and sea.&nbsp; Death can have shown thee
+naught dearer than the fragrant shadow of the pines, where the
+dry needles of the fir are strewn, or glades where feathered
+ferns make &ldquo;a couch more soft than Sleep.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+short grass of the cliffs, too, thou didst love, where thou
+wouldst lie, and watch, with the tunny watcher till the deep blue
+sea was broken by the burnished sides of the tunny shoal, and
+afoam with their gambols in the brine.&nbsp; There the Muses met
+thee, and the Nymphs, and there Apollo, remembering his old
+thraldom with Admetus, would lead once more a mortal&rsquo;s
+flocks, and listen and learn, Theocritus, while thou, like thine
+own Comatas, &ldquo;didst sweetly sing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>There, methinks, I see thee as in thy happy days,
+&ldquo;reclined on deep beds of fragrant lentisk, lowly strewn,
+and rejoicing in new stript leaves of the vine, while far above
+thy head waved many a poplar, many an elm-tree, and close at hand
+the sacred waters sang from the mouth of the cavern of the
+nymphs.&rdquo;&nbsp; And when night came, methinks thou wouldst
+flee from the merry company and the dancing girls, from the
+fading crowns of roses or white violets, from the cottabos, and
+the minstrelsy, and the Bibline wine, from these thou wouldst
+slip away into the summer night.&nbsp; Then the beauty of life
+and of the summer would keep thee from thy couch, and wandering
+away from Syracuse by the sandhills and the sea, thou wouldst
+watch the low cabin, roofed with grass, where the fishing-rods of
+reed were leaning against the door, while the Mediterranean
+floated up her waves, and filled the waste with sound.&nbsp;
+There didst thou see thine ancient fishermen rising ere the dawn
+from their bed of dry seaweed, and heardst them stirring, drowsy,
+among their fishing gear, and heardst them tell their dreams.</p>
+<p>Or again thou wouldst wander with dusty feet through the ways
+that the dust makes silent, while the breath of the kine, as they
+were driven forth with the morning, came fresh to thee, and the
+trailing dewy branch of honeysuckle struck sudden on thy
+cheek.&nbsp; Thou wouldst see the Dawn awake in rose and saffron
+across the waters, and Etna, grey and pale against the sky, and
+the setting crescent would dip strangely in the glow, on her way
+to the sea.&nbsp; Then, methinks, thou wouldst murmur, like thine
+own Simaetha, the love-lorn witch, &ldquo;Farewell, Selene,
+bright and fair; farewell, ye other stars, that follow the wheels
+of the quiet Night.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nay, surely it was in such an
+hour that thou didst behold the girl as she burned the laurel
+leaves and the barley grain, and melted the waxen image, and
+called on Selene to bring her lover home.&nbsp; Even so, even
+now, in the islands of Greece, the setting Moon may listen to the
+prayers of maidens.&nbsp; &lsquo;Bright golden Moon, that now art
+near the waters, go thou and salute my lover, he that stole my
+love, and that kissed me, saying &ldquo;Never will I leave
+thee.&rdquo;&nbsp; And lo, he hath left me as men leave a field
+reaped and gleaned, like a church where none cometh to pray, like
+a city desolate.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>So the girls still sing in Greece, for though the Temples have
+fallen, and the wandering shepherds sleep beneath the broken
+columns of the god&rsquo;s house in Selinus, yet these ancient
+fires burn still to the old divinities in the shrines of the
+hearths of the peasants.&nbsp; It is none of the new creeds that
+cry, in the dirge of the Sicilian shepherds of our time,
+&ldquo;Ah, light of mine eyes, what gift shall I send thee, what
+offering to the other world?&nbsp; The apple fadeth, the quince
+decayeth, and one by one they perish, the petals of the
+rose.&nbsp; I will send thee my tears shed on a napkin, and what
+though it burneth in the flame, if my tears reach thee at the
+last.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Yes, little is altered, Theocritus, on these shores beneath
+the sun, where thou didst wear a tawny skin stripped from the
+roughest of he-goats, and about thy breast an old cloak buckled
+with a plaited belt.&nbsp; Thou wert happier there, in Sicily,
+methinks, and among vines and shadowy lime-trees of Cos, than in
+the dust, and heat, and noise of Alexandria.&nbsp; What love of
+fame, what lust of gold tempted thee away from the red cliffs,
+and grey olives, and wells of black water wreathed with
+maidenhair?</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The music of
+thy rustic flute<br />
+Kept not for long its happy country tone;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Lost it too soon, and learned a stormy note<br />
+Of men contention tost, of men who groan,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Which tasked thy pipe too sore, and tired thy
+throat&mdash;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It failed, and thou wast mute!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>What hadst thou to make in cities, and what could Ptolemies
+and Princes give thee better than the goat-milk cheese and the
+Ptelean wine?&nbsp; Thy Muses were meant to be the delight of
+peaceful men, not of tyrants and wealthy merchants, to whom they
+vainly went on a begging errand.&nbsp; &ldquo;Who will open his
+door and gladly receive our Muses within his house, who is there
+that will not send them back again without a gift?&nbsp; And they
+with naked feet and looks askance come homewards, and sorely they
+upbraid me when they have gone on a vain journey, and listless
+again in the bottom of their empty coffer they dwell with heads
+bowed over their chilly knees, where is their drear abode, when
+portionless they return.&rdquo;&nbsp; How far happier was the
+prisoned goat-herd, Comatas, in the fragrant cedar chest where
+the blunt-faced bees from the meadow fed him with food of tender
+flowers, because still the Muse dropped sweet nectar on his
+lips!</p>
+<p>Thou didst leave the neat-herds and the kine, and the oaks of
+Himera, the galingale hummed over by the bees, and the pine that
+dropped her cones, and Amaryllis in her cave, and Bombyca with
+her feet of carven ivory.&nbsp; Thou soughtest the City, and
+strife with other singers, and the learned write still on thy
+quarrels with Apollonius and Callimachus, and Antagoras of
+Rhodes.&nbsp; So ancient are the hatreds of poets, envy,
+jealousy, and all unkindness.</p>
+<p>Not to the wits of Courts couldst thou teach thy rural song,
+though all these centuries, more than two thousand years, they
+have laboured to vie with thee.&nbsp; There has come no new
+pastoral poet, though Virgil copied thee, and Pope, and Phillips,
+and all the buckram band of the teacup time; and all the modish
+swains of France have sung against thee, as the <i>sow challenged
+Athene</i>.&nbsp; They never knew the shepherd&rsquo;s life, the
+long winter nights on dried heather by the fire, the long summer
+days, when over the parched grass all is quiet, and only the
+insects hum, and the shrunken burn whispers a silver tune.&nbsp;
+Swains in high-heeled shoon, and lace, shepherdesses in rouge and
+diamonds, the world is weary of all concerning them, save their
+images in porcelain, effigies how unlike thy golden figures,
+dedicate to Aphrodite, of Bombyca and Battus!&nbsp; Somewhat,
+Theocritus, thou hast to answer for, thou that first of men
+brought the shepherd to Court, and made courtiers wild to go a
+Maying with the shepherds.</p>
+<h2><a name="page140"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+140</span>XIV.<br />
+<i>To Edgar Allan Poe</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;Your English readers,
+better acquainted with your poems and romances than with your
+criticisms, have long wondered at the indefatigable hatred which
+pursues your memory.&nbsp; You, who knew the men, will not marvel
+that certain microbes of letters, the survivors of your own
+generation, still harass your name with their malevolence, while
+old women twitter out their incredible and unheeded slanders in
+the literary papers of New York.&nbsp; But their persistent
+animosity does not quite suffice to explain the dislike with
+which many American critics regard the greatest poet, perhaps the
+greatest literary genius, of their country.&nbsp; With a
+commendable patriotism, they are not apt to rate native merit too
+low; and you, I think, are the only example of an American
+prophet almost without honour in his own country.</p>
+<p>The recent publication of a cold, careful, and in many
+respects admirable study of your career (&ldquo;Edgar Allan
+Poe,&rdquo; by George Woodberry: Houghton, Mifflin and Co.,
+Boston) reminds English readers who have forgotten it, and
+teaches those who never knew it, that you were, unfortunately, a
+Reviewer.&nbsp; How unhappy were the necessities, how deplorable
+the vein, that compelled or seduced a man of your eminence into
+the dusty and stony ways of contemporary criticism!&nbsp; About
+the writers of his own generation a leader of that generation
+should hold his peace.&nbsp; He should neither praise nor blame
+nor defend his equals; he should not strike one blow at the
+buzzing ephemer&aelig; of letters.&nbsp; The breath of their life
+is in the columns of &ldquo;Literary Gossip;&rdquo; and they
+should be allowed to perish with the weekly advertisements on
+which they pasture.&nbsp; Reviewing, of course, there must needs
+be; but great minds should only criticise the great who have
+passed beyond the reach of eulogy or fault-finding.</p>
+<p>Unhappily, taste and circumstances combined to make you a
+censor; you vexed a continent, and you are still
+unforgiven.&nbsp; What &ldquo;irritation of a sensitive nature,
+chafed by some indefinite sense of wrong,&rdquo; drove you (in
+Mr. Longfellow&rsquo;s own words) to attack his pure and
+beneficent Muse we may never ascertain.&nbsp; But Mr. Longfellow
+forgave you easily; for pardon comes easily to the great.&nbsp;
+It was the smaller men, the Daweses, Griswolds, and the like,
+that knew not how to forget.&nbsp; &ldquo;The New Yorkers never
+forgave him,&rdquo; says your latest biographer; and one scarcely
+marvels at the inveteracy of their malice.&nbsp; It was not
+individual vanity alone, but the whole literary class that you
+assailed.&nbsp; &ldquo;As a literary people,&rdquo; you wrote,
+&ldquo;we are one vast perambulating humbug.&rdquo;&nbsp; After
+that declaration of war you died, and left your reputation to the
+vanities yet writhing beneath your scorn.&nbsp; They are writhing
+and writing still.&nbsp; He who knows them need not linger over
+the attacks and defences of your personal character; he will not
+waste time on calumnies, tale-bearing, private letters, and all
+the noisome dust which takes so long in settling above your
+tomb.</p>
+<p>For us it is enough to know that you were compelled to live by
+your pen, and that in an age when the author of &ldquo;To
+Helen&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Cask of Amontillado&rdquo; was paid
+at the rate of a dollar a column.&nbsp; When such poverty was the
+mate of such pride as yours, a misery more deep than that of
+Burns, an agony longer than Chatterton&rsquo;s, were inevitable
+and assured.&nbsp; No man was less fortunate than you in the
+moment of his birth&mdash;<i>infelix opportunitate
+vit&aelig;</i>.&nbsp; Had you lived a generation later, honour,
+wealth, applause, success in Europe and at home, would all have
+been yours.&nbsp; Within thirty years so great a change has
+passed over the profession of letters in America; and it is
+impossible to estimate the rewards which would have fallen to
+Edgar Poe, had chance made him the contemporary of Mark Twain and
+of &ldquo;Called Back.&rdquo;&nbsp; It may be that your
+criticisms helped to bring in the new era, and to lift letters
+out of the reach of quite unlettered scribblers.&nbsp; Though not
+a scholar, at least you had a respect for scholarship.&nbsp; You
+might still marvel over such words as &ldquo;objectional&rdquo;
+in the new biography of yourself, and might ask what is meant by
+such a sentence as &ldquo;his connection with it had inured to
+his own benefit by the frequent puffs of himself,&rdquo; and so
+forth.</p>
+<p>Best known in your own day as a critic, it is as a poet and a
+writer of short tales that you must live.&nbsp; But to discuss
+your few and elaborate poems is a waste of time, so completely
+does your own brief definition of poetry, &ldquo;the rhythmic
+creation of the beautiful,&rdquo; exhaust your theory, and so
+perfectly is the theory illustrated by the poems.&nbsp; Natural
+bent, and reaction against the example of Mr. Longfellow,
+combined to make you too intolerant of what you call the
+&ldquo;didactic&rdquo; element in verse.&nbsp; Even if morality
+be not seven-eighths of our life (the exact proportion as at
+present estimated), there was a place even on the Hellenic
+Parnassus for gnomic bards, and theirs in the nature of the case
+must always be the largest public.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Music is the perfection of the soul or the idea of
+poetry,&rdquo; so you wrote; &ldquo;the vagueness of exaltation
+aroused by a sweet air (which should be indefinite and never too
+strongly suggestive) is precisely what we should aim at in
+poetry.&rdquo;&nbsp; You aimed at that mark, and struck it again
+and again, notably in &ldquo;Helen, thy beauty is to me,&rdquo;
+in &ldquo;The Haunted Palace,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Valley of
+Unrest,&rdquo; and &ldquo;The City in the Sea.&rdquo;&nbsp; But
+by some Nemesis which might, perhaps, have been foreseen, you
+are, to the world, the poet of one poem&mdash;&ldquo;The
+Raven:&rdquo; a piece in which the music is highly artificial,
+and the &ldquo;exaltation&rdquo; (what there is of it) by no
+means particularly &ldquo;vague.&rdquo;&nbsp; So a portion of the
+public know little of Shelley but the &ldquo;Skylark,&rdquo; and
+those two incongruous birds, the lark and the raven, bear each of
+them a poet&rsquo;s name, <i>vivu&rsquo; per ora virum</i>.&nbsp;
+Your theory of poetry, if accepted, would make you (after the
+author of &ldquo;Kubla Khan&rdquo;) the foremost of the poets of
+the world; at no long distance would come Mr. William Morris as
+he was when he wrote &ldquo;Golden Wings,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Blue
+Closet,&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Sailing of the Sword;&rdquo; and,
+close up, Mr. Lear, the author of &ldquo;The Yongi Bongi
+Bo,&rdquo; an the lay of the &ldquo;Jumblies.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On the other hand Homer would sink into the limbo to which you
+consigned Moli&egrave;re.&nbsp; If we may judge a theory by its
+results, when compared with the deliberate verdict of the world,
+your &aelig;sthetic does not seem to hold water.&nbsp; The
+&ldquo;Odyssey&rdquo; is not really inferior to
+&ldquo;Ulalume,&rdquo; as it ought to be if your doctrine of
+poetry were correct, nor &ldquo;Le Festin de Pierre&rdquo; to
+&ldquo;Undine.&rdquo;&nbsp; Yet you deserve the praise of having
+been constant, in your poetic practice, to your poetic
+principles&mdash;principles commonly deserted by poets who, like
+Wordsworth, have published their &aelig;sthetic system.&nbsp;
+Your pieces are few; and Dr. Johnson would have called you, like
+Fielding, &ldquo;a barren rascal.&rdquo;&nbsp; But how can a
+writer&rsquo;s verses be numerous if with him, as with you,
+&ldquo;poetry is not a pursuit but a passion . . . which cannot
+at will be excited with an eye to the paltry compensations or the
+more paltry commendations of mankind!&rdquo;&nbsp; Of you it may
+be said, more truly than Shelley said it of himself, that
+&ldquo;to ask you for anything human, is like asking at a
+gin-shop for a leg of mutton.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Humanity must always be, to the majority of men, the true
+stuff of poetry; and only a minority will thank you for that rare
+music which (like the strains of the fiddler in the story) is
+touched on a single string, and on an instrument fashioned from
+the spoils of the grave.&nbsp; You chose, or you were
+destined</p>
+<blockquote><p>To vary from the kindly race of men;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>and the consequences, which wasted your life, pursue your
+reputation.</p>
+<p>For your stories has been reserved a boundless popularity, and
+that highest success&mdash;the success of a perfectly sympathetic
+translation.&nbsp; By this time, of course, you have made the
+acquaintance of your translator, M. Charles Baudelaire, who so
+strenuously shared your views about Mr. Emerson and the
+Transcendentalists, and who so energetically resisted all those
+ideas of &ldquo;progress&rdquo; which &ldquo;came from Hell or
+Boston.&rdquo;&nbsp; On this point, however, the world continues
+to differ from you and M. Baudelaire, and perhaps there is only
+the choice between our optimism and universal suicide or
+universal opium-eating.&nbsp; But to discuss your ultimate ideas
+is perhaps a profitless digression from the topic of your prose
+romances.</p>
+<p>An English critic (probably a Northerner at heart) has
+described them as &ldquo;Hawthorne and delirium
+tremens.&rdquo;&nbsp; I am not aware that extreme orderliness,
+masterly elaboration, and unchecked progress towards a
+predetermined effect are characteristics of the visions of
+delirium.&nbsp; If they be, then there is a deal of truth in the
+criticism, and a good deal of delirium tremens in your
+style.&nbsp; But your ingenuity, your completeness, your
+occasional luxuriance of fancy and wealth of jewel-like words,
+are not, perhaps, gifts which Mr. Hawthorne had at his
+command.&nbsp; He was a great writer&mdash;the greatest writer in
+prose fiction whom America has produced.&nbsp; But you and he
+have not much in common, except a certain mortuary turn of mind
+and a taste for gloomy allegories about the workings of
+conscience.</p>
+<p>I forbear to anticipate your verdict about the latest essays
+of American fiction.&nbsp; These by no means follow in the lines
+which you laid down about brevity and the steady working to one
+single effect.&nbsp; Probably you would not be very tolerant
+(tolerance was not your leading virtue) of Mr. Roe, now your
+countrymen&rsquo;s favourite novelist.&nbsp; He is long, he is
+didactic, he is eminently uninspired.&nbsp; In the works of one
+who is, what you were called yourself, a Bostonian, you would
+admire, at least, the acute observation, the subtlety, and the
+unfailing distinction.&nbsp; But, destitute of humour as you
+unhappily but undeniably were, you would miss, I fear, the charm
+of &ldquo;Daisy Miller.&rdquo;&nbsp; You would admit the unity of
+effect secured in &ldquo;Washington Square,&rdquo; though that
+effect is as remote as possible from the terror of &ldquo;The
+House of Usher&rdquo; or the vindictive triumph of &ldquo;The
+Cask of Amontillado.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Farewell, farewell, thou sombre and solitary spirit: a genius
+tethered to the hack-work of the press, a gentleman among
+<i>canaille</i>, a poet among poetasters, dowered with a
+scholar&rsquo;s taste without a scholar&rsquo;s training,
+embittered by his sensitive scorn, and all unsupported by his
+consolations.</p>
+<h2><a name="page152"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+152</span>XV.<br />
+<i>To Sir Walter Scott</i>, <i>Bart.</i></h2>
+<p style="text-align: right">Rodono, St. Mary&rsquo;s Loch:<br />
+Sept. 8, 1885.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;In your biography it is
+recorded that you not only won the favour of all men and women;
+but that a domestic fowl conceived an affection for you, and that
+a pig, by his will, had never been severed from your
+company.&nbsp; If some Circe had repeated in my case her
+favourite miracle of turning mortals into swine, and had given me
+a choice, into that fortunate pig, blessed among his race, would
+I have been converted!&nbsp; You, almost alone among men of
+letters, still, like a living friend, win and charm us out of the
+past; and if one might call up a poet, as the scholiast tried to
+call Homer, from the shades, who would not, out of all the rest,
+demand some hours of your society?&nbsp; Who that ever meddled
+with letters, what child of the irritable race, possessed even a
+tithe of your simple manliness, of the heart that never knew a
+touch of jealousy, that envied no man his laurels, that took
+honour and wealth as they came, but never would have deplored
+them had you missed both and remained but the Border sportsman
+and the Border antiquary?</p>
+<p>Were the word &ldquo;genial&rdquo; not so much profaned, were
+it not misused in easy good-nature, to extenuate lettered and
+sensual indolence, that worn old term might be applied, above all
+men, to &ldquo;the Shirra.&rdquo;&nbsp; But perhaps we scarcely
+need a word (it would be seldom in use) for a character so rare,
+or rather so lonely, in its nobility and charm as that of Walter
+Scott.&nbsp; Here, in the heart of your own country, among your
+own grey round-shouldered hills (each so like the other that the
+shadow of one falling on its neighbour exactly outlines that
+neighbour&rsquo;s shape), it is of you and of your works that a
+native of the Forest is most frequently brought in mind.&nbsp;
+All the spirits of the river and the hill, all the dying refrains
+of ballad and the fading echoes of story, all the memory of the
+wild past, each legend of burn and loch, seem to have combined to
+inform your spirit, and to secure themselves an immortal life in
+your song.&nbsp; It is through you that we remember them; and in
+recalling them, as in treading each hillside in this land, we
+again remember you and bless you.</p>
+<p>It is not, &ldquo;Sixty Years Since&rdquo; the echo of Tweed
+among his pebbles fell for the last time on your ear; not sixty
+years since, and how much is altered!&nbsp; But two generations
+have passed; the lad who used to ride from Edinburgh to
+Abbotsford, carrying new books for you, and old, is still
+vending, in George Street, old books and new.&nbsp; Of politics I
+have not the heart to speak.&nbsp; Little joy would you have had
+in most that has befallen since the Reform Bill was passed, to
+the chivalrous cry of &ldquo;burke Sir Walter.&rdquo;&nbsp; We
+are still very Radical in the Forest, and you were taken away
+from many evils to come.&nbsp; How would the cheek of Walter
+Scott, or of Leyden, have blushed at the names of Majuba, The
+Soudan, Maiwand, and many others that recall political cowardice
+or military incapacity!&nbsp; On the other hand, who but you
+could have sung the dirge of Gordon, or wedded with immortal
+verse the names of Hamilton (who fell with Cavagnari), of the two
+Stewarts, of many another clansman, brave among the
+bravest!&nbsp; Only he who told how</p>
+<blockquote><p>The stubborn spearmen still made good<br />
+Their dark impenetrable wood</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>could have fitly rhymed a score of feats of arms in which, as
+at M&rsquo;Neill&rsquo;s Zareba and at Abu Klea,</p>
+<blockquote><p>Groom fought like noble, squire like knight,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; As fearlessly and well.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Ah, Sir, the hearts of the rulers may wax faint, and the
+voting classes may forget that they are Britons; but when it
+comes to blows our fighting men might cry, with Leyden,</p>
+<blockquote><p>My name is little Jock Elliot,<br />
+And wha daur meddle wi&rsquo; me!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Much is changed, in the countryside as well as in the country;
+but much remains.&nbsp; The little towns of your time are
+populous and excessively black with the smoke of
+factories&mdash;not, I fear, at present very flourishing.&nbsp;
+In Galashiels you still see the little change-house and the
+cluster of cottages round the Laird&rsquo;s lodge, like the
+clachan of Tully Veolan.&nbsp; But these plain remnants of the
+old Scotch towns are almost buried in a multitude of &ldquo;smoky
+dwarf houses&rdquo;&mdash;a living poet, Mr. Matthew Arnold, has
+found the fitting phrase for these dwellings, once for all.&nbsp;
+All over the Forest the waters are dirty and poisoned: I think
+they are filthiest below Hawick; but this may be mere local
+prejudice in a Selkirk man.&nbsp; To keep them clean costs money;
+and, though improvements are often promised, I cannot see much
+change&mdash;for the better.&nbsp; Abbotsford, luckily, is above
+Galashiels, and only receives the dirt and dyes of Selkirk,
+Peebles, Walkerburn, and Innerleithen.&nbsp; On the other hand,
+your ill-omened later dwelling, &ldquo;the unhappy palace of your
+race,&rdquo; is overlooked by villas that prick a cockney ear
+among their larches, hotels of the future.&nbsp; Ah, Sir,
+Scotland is a strange place.&nbsp; Whisky is exiled from some of
+our caravanserais, and they have banished Sir John
+Barleycorn.&nbsp; It seems as if the views of the excellent
+critic (who wrote your life lately, and said you had left no
+descendants, <i>le pauvre homme</i>!) were beginning to
+prevail.&nbsp; This pious biographer was greatly shocked by that
+capital story about the keg of whisky that arrived at the
+Liddesdale farmer&rsquo;s during family prayers.&nbsp; Your
+Toryism also was an offence to him.</p>
+<p>Among these vicissitudes of things and the overthrow of
+customs, let us be thankful that, beyond the reach of the
+manufacturers, the Border country remains as kind and homely as
+ever.&nbsp; I looked at Ashiestiel some days ago: the house
+seemed just as it may have been when you left it for Abbotsford,
+only there was a lawn-tennis net on the lawn, the hill on the
+opposite bank of the Tweed was covered to the crest with turnips,
+and the burn did not sing below the little bridge, for in this
+arid summer the burn was dry.&nbsp; But there was still a grilse
+that rose to a big March brown in the shrunken stream below
+Elibank.&nbsp; This may not interest you, who styled yourself</p>
+<blockquote><p>No fisher,<br />
+But a well-wisher<br />
+To the game!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Still, as when you were thinking over Marmion, a man might
+have &ldquo;grand gallops among the hills&rdquo;&mdash;those
+grave wastes of heather and bent that sever all the watercourses
+and roll their sheep-covered pastures from Dollar Law to White
+Combe, and from White Combe to the Three Brethren Cairn and the
+Windburg and Skelf-hill Pen.&nbsp; Yes, Teviotdale is pleasant
+still, and there is not a drop of dye in the water, <i>purior
+electro</i>, of Yarrow.&nbsp; St. Mary&rsquo;s Loch lies beneath
+me, smitten with wind and rain&mdash;the St. Mary&rsquo;s of
+North and of the Shepherd.&nbsp; Only the trout, that see a
+myriad of artificial flies, are shyer than of yore.&nbsp; The
+Shepherd could no longer fill a cart up Meggat with trout so much
+of a size that the country people took them for herrings.</p>
+<p>The grave of Piers Cockburn is still not desecrated: hard by
+it lies, within a little wood; and beneath that slab of old
+sandstone, and the graven letters, and the sword and shield,
+sleep &ldquo;Piers Cockburn and Marjory his wife.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Not a hundred yards off was the castle-door where they hanged
+him; this is the tomb of the ballad, and the lady that buried him
+rests now with her wild lord.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Oh, wat ye no my heart was sair,<br />
+When I happit the mouls on his yellow hair;<br />
+Oh, wat ye no my heart was wae,<br />
+When I turned about and went my way! <a name="citation160"></a><a
+href="#footnote160" class="citation">[160]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Here too hearts have broken, and there is a sacredness in the
+shadow and beneath these clustering berries of the
+rowan-trees.&nbsp; That sacredness, that reverent memory of our
+old land, it is always and inextricably blended with our
+memories, with our thoughts, with our love of you.&nbsp;
+Scotchmen, methinks, who owe so much to you, owe you most for the
+example you gave of the beauty of a life of honour, showing them
+what, by heaven&rsquo;s blessing, a Scotchman still might be.</p>
+<p>Words, empty and unavailing&mdash;for what words of ours can
+speak our thoughts or interpret our affections!&nbsp; From you
+first, as we followed the deer with King James, or rode with
+William of Deloraine on his midnight errand, did we learn what
+Poetry means and all the happiness that is in the gift of
+song.&nbsp; This and more than may be told you gave us, that are
+not forgetful, not ungrateful, though our praise be unequal to
+our gratitude.&nbsp; <i>Fungor inani munere</i>!</p>
+<h2><a name="page162"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+162</span>XVI.<br />
+<i>To Eusebius of C&aelig;sarea</i>.<br />
+(<span class="GutSmall">CONCERNING THE GODS OF THE
+HEATHEN</span>.)</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Touching</span> the Gods of the Heathen,
+most reverend Father, thou art not ignorant that even now, as in
+the time of thy probation on earth, there is great
+dissension.&nbsp; That these feigned Deities and idols, the work
+of men&rsquo;s hands, are no longer worshipped thou knowest;
+neither do men eat meat offered to idols.&nbsp; Even as spake
+that last Oracle which murmured forth, the latest and the only
+true voice from Delphi, even so &ldquo;the fair-wrought court
+divine hath fallen; no more hath Phoebus his home, no more his
+laurel-bough, nor the singing well of water; nay, the
+sweet-voiced water is silent.&rdquo;&nbsp; The fane is ruinous,
+and the images of men&rsquo;s idolatry are dust.</p>
+<p>Nevertheless, most worshipful, men do still dispute about the
+beginnings of those sinful Gods: such as Zeus, Athene, and
+Dionysus: and marvel how first they won their dominion over the
+souls of the foolish peoples.&nbsp; Now, concerning these things
+there is not one belief, but many; howbeit, there are two main
+kinds of opinion.&nbsp; One sect of philosophers
+believes&mdash;as thyself, with heavenly learning, didst not
+vainly persuade&mdash;that the Gods were the inventions of wild
+and bestial folk, who, long before cities were builded or life
+was honourably ordained, fashioned forth evil spirits in their
+own savage likeness; ay, or in the likeness of the very beasts
+that perish.&nbsp; To this judgment, as it is set forth in thy
+Book of the Preparation for the Gospel, I, humble as I am, do
+give my consent.&nbsp; But on the other side are many and learned
+men, chiefly of the tribes of the Alemanni, who have almost
+conquered the whole inhabited world.&nbsp; These, being unwilling
+to suppose that the Hellenes were in bondage to superstitions
+handed down from times of utter darkness and a bestial life, do
+chiefly hold with the heathen philosophers, even with the writers
+whom thou, most venerable, didst confound with thy wisdom and
+chasten with the scourge of small cords of thy wit.</p>
+<p>Thus, like the heathen, our doctors and teachers maintain that
+the gods of the nations were, in the beginning, such pure natural
+creatures as the blue sky, the sun, the air, the bright dawn, and
+the fire; but, as time went on, men, forgetting the meaning of
+their own speech and no longer understanding the tongue of their
+own fathers, were misled and beguiled into fashioning all those
+lamentable tales: as that Zeus, for love of mortal women, took
+the shape of a bull, a ram, a serpent, an ant, an eagle, and
+sinned in such wise as it is a shame even to speak of.</p>
+<p>Behold, then, most worshipful, how these doctors and learned
+men argue, even like the philosophers of the heathen whom thou
+didst confound.&nbsp; For they declare the gods to have been
+natural elements, sun and sky and storm, even as did thy
+opponents; and, like them, as thou saidst, &ldquo;they are nowise
+at one with each other in their explanations.&rdquo;&nbsp; For of
+old some boasted that Hera was the Air; and some that she
+signified the love of woman and man; and some that she was the
+waters above the Earth; and others that she was the Earth beneath
+the waters; and yet others that she was the Night, for that Night
+is the shadow of Earth: as if, forsooth, the men who first
+worshipped Hera had understanding of these things!&nbsp; And when
+Hera and Zeus quarrel unseemly (as Homer declareth), this meant
+(said the learned in thy days) no more than the strife and
+confusion of the elements, and was not in the beginning an idle
+slanderous tale.</p>
+<p>To all which, most worshipful, thou didst answer wisely:
+saying that Hera could not be both night, and earth, and water,
+and air, and the love of sexes, and the confusion of the
+elements; but that all these opinions were vain dreams, and the
+guesses of the learned.&nbsp; And why&mdash;thou
+saidst&mdash;even if the Gods were pure natural creatures, are
+such foul things told of them in the Mysteries as it is not
+fitting for me to declare.&nbsp; &ldquo;These wanderings, and
+drinkings, and loves, and seductions, that would be shameful in
+men, why,&rdquo; thou saidst, &ldquo;were they attributed to the
+natural elements; and wherefore did the Gods constantly show
+themselves, like the sorcerers called werewolves, in the shape of
+the perishable beasts?&rdquo;&nbsp; But, mainly, thou didst argue
+that, till the philosophers of the heathen were agreed among
+themselves, not all contradicting each the other, they had no
+semblance of a sure foundation for their doctrine.</p>
+<p>To all this and more, most worshipful Father, I know not what
+the heathen answered thee.&nbsp; But, in our time, the learned
+men who stand to it that the heathen Gods were in the beginning
+the pure elements, and that the nations, forgetting their first
+love and the significance of their own speech, became confused
+and were betrayed into foul stories about the pure
+Gods&mdash;these learned men, I say, agree no whit among
+themselves.&nbsp; Nay, they differ one from another, not less
+than did Plutarch and Porphyry and Theagenes, and the rest whom
+thou didst laugh to scorn.&nbsp; Bear with me, Father, while I
+tell thee how the new Plutarchs and Porphyrys do contend among
+themselves; and yet these differences of theirs they call
+&ldquo;Science&rdquo;!</p>
+<p>Consider the goddess Athene, who sprang armed from the head of
+Zeus, even as&mdash;among the fables of the poor heathen folk of
+seas thou never knewest&mdash;goddesses are fabled to leap out
+from the armpits or feet of their fathers.&nbsp; Thou must know
+that what Plato, in the &ldquo;Cratylus,&rdquo; made Socrates say
+in jest, the learned among us practise in sad earnest.&nbsp; For,
+when they wish to explain the nature of any God, they first
+examine his name, and torment the letters thereof, arranging and
+altering them according to their will, and flying off to the
+speech of the Indians and Medes and Chaldeans, and other
+Barbarians, if Greek will not serve their turn.&nbsp; How saith
+Socrates?&nbsp; &ldquo;I bethink me of a very new and ingenious
+idea that occurs to me; and, if I do not mind, I shall be wiser
+than I should be by to-morrow&rsquo;s dawn.&nbsp; My notion is
+that we may put in and pull out letters at pleasure and alter the
+accents.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Even so do the learned&mdash;not at pleasure, maybe, but
+according to certain fixed laws (so they declare); yet none the
+more do they agree among themselves.&nbsp; And I deny not that
+they discover many things true and good to be known; but, as
+touching the names of the Gods, their learning, as it standeth,
+is confusion.&nbsp; Look, then, at the goddess Athene: taking one
+example out of hundreds.&nbsp; We have dwelling in our coasts
+Muellerus, the most erudite of the doctors of the Alemanni, and
+the most golden-mouthed.&nbsp; Concerning Athene, he saith that
+her name is none other than, in the ancient tongue of the
+Brachman&aelig;, <i>Ahan&acirc;</i>, which, being interpreted,
+means the Dawn.&nbsp; &ldquo;And that the morning light,&rdquo;
+saith he, &ldquo;offers the best starting-point for the later
+growth of Athene has been proved, I believe, beyond the reach of
+doubt or even cavil.&rdquo; <a name="citation169"></a><a
+href="#footnote169" class="citation">[169]</a></p>
+<p>Yet this same doctor candidly lets us know that another of his
+nation, the witty Benfeius, hath devised another sense and origin
+of Athene, taken from the speech of the old Medes.&nbsp; But
+Muellerus declares to us that whosoever shall examine the
+contention of Benfeius &ldquo;will be bound, in common honesty,
+to confess that it is untenable.&rdquo;&nbsp; This, Father, is
+&ldquo;one for Benfeius,&rdquo; as the saying goes.&nbsp; And as
+Muellerus holds that these matters &ldquo;admit of almost
+mathematical precision,&rdquo; it would seem that Benfeius is but
+a <i>Dummkopf</i>, as the Alemanni say, in their own language,
+when they would be pleasant among themselves.</p>
+<p>Now, wouldst thou credit it? despite the mathematical
+plainness of the facts, other Alemanni agree neither with
+Muellerus, nor yet with Benfeius, and will neither hear that
+Athene was the Dawn, nor yet that she is &ldquo;the feminine of
+the Zend <i>Thr&acirc;et&acirc;na
+athwy&acirc;na</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Lo, you! how Prellerus goes
+about to show that her name is drawn not from <i>Ahan&acirc;</i>
+and the old Brachman&aelig;, nor <i>athwy&acirc;na</i> and the
+old Medes, but from &ldquo;the root <i>&alpha;&#7984;&theta;</i>,
+whence <i>&alpha;&#7988;&theta;&eta;&rho;</i>, the air, or
+<i>&#7936;&theta;</i>, whence
+<i>&#7940;&nu;&theta;&omicron;&sigmaf;</i>, a
+flower.&rdquo;&nbsp; Yea, and Prellerus will have it that no man
+knows the verity of this matter.&nbsp; None the less he is very
+bold, and will none of the Dawn; but holds to it that Athene was,
+from the first, &ldquo;the clear pure height of the Air, which is
+exceeding pure in Attica.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Now, Father, as if all this were not enough, comes one
+Roscherus in, with a mighty great volume on the Gods, and
+Furtwaenglerus, among others, for his ally.&nbsp; And these
+doctors will neither with Rueckertus and Hermannus, take Athene
+for &ldquo;wisdom in person;&rdquo; nor with Welckerus and
+Prellerus, for &ldquo;the goddess of air;&rdquo; nor even, with
+Muellerus and mathematical certainty, for &ldquo;the
+Morning-Red:&rdquo; but they say that Athene is the &ldquo;black
+thunder-cloud, and the lightning that leapeth
+therefrom&rdquo;!&nbsp; I make no doubt that other Alemanni are
+of other minds: <i>quot Alemanni tot sententi&aelig;</i>.</p>
+<p>Yea, as thou saidst of the learned heathen,
+<i>&Omicron;&#8016;&delta;&#8050; &gamma;&#8048;&rho;
+&#7936;&lambda;&lambda;&#942;&lambda;&omicron;&iota;&sigmaf;
+&sigma;&#973;&mu;&phi;&omega;&nu;&alpha;
+&phi;&upsilon;&sigma;&iota;&omicron;&lambda;&omicron;&gamma;&omicron;&#8166;&sigma;&iota;&nu;</i>.&nbsp;
+Yet these disputes of theirs they call
+&ldquo;Science&rdquo;!&nbsp; But if any man says to the learned:
+&ldquo;Best of men, you are erudite, and laborious and witty;
+but, till you are more of the same mind, your opinions cannot be
+styled knowledge.&nbsp; Nay, they are at present of no avail
+whereon to found any doctrine concerning the
+Gods&rdquo;&mdash;that man is railed at for his
+&ldquo;mean&rdquo; and &ldquo;weak&rdquo; arguments.</p>
+<p>Was it thus, Father, that the heathen railed against
+thee?&nbsp; But I must still believe, with thee, that these evil
+tales of the Gods were invented &ldquo;when man&rsquo;s life was
+yet brutish and wandering&rdquo; (as is the life of many tribes
+that even now tell like tales), and were maintained in honour by
+the later Greeks &ldquo;because none dared alter the ancient
+beliefs of his ancestors.&rdquo;&nbsp; Farewell, Father; and all
+good be with thee, wishes thy well-wisher and thy disciple.</p>
+<h2><a name="page173"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+173</span>XVII.<br />
+<i>To Percy Bysshe Shelley</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;In your lifetime on
+earth you were not more than commonly curious as to what was said
+by &ldquo;the herd of mankind,&rdquo; if I may quote your own
+phrase.&nbsp; It was that of one who loved his fellow-men, but
+did not in his less enthusiastic moments overestimate their
+virtues and their discretion.&nbsp; Removed so far away from our
+hubbub, and that world where, as you say, we &ldquo;pursue our
+serious folly as of old,&rdquo; you are, one may guess, but
+moderately concerned about the fate of your writings and your
+reputation.&nbsp; As to the first, you have somewhere said, in
+one of your letters, that the final judgment on your merits as a
+poet is in the hands of posterity, and that you fear the verdict
+will be &ldquo;Guilty,&rdquo; and the sentence
+&ldquo;Death.&rdquo;&nbsp; Such apprehensions cannot have been
+fixed or frequent in the mind of one whose genius burned always
+with a clearer and steadier flame to the last.&nbsp; The jury of
+which you spoke has met: a mixed jury and a merciful.&nbsp; The
+verdict is &ldquo;Well done,&rdquo; and the sentence Immortality
+of Fame.&nbsp; There have been, there are, dissenters; yet
+probably they will be less and less heard as the years go on.</p>
+<p>One judge, or juryman, has made up his mind that prose was
+your true province, and that your letters will out-live your
+lays.&nbsp; I know not whether it was the same or an equally
+well-inspired critic, who spoke of your most perfect lyrics (so
+Beau Brummell spoke of his ill-tied cravats) as &ldquo;a gallery
+of your failures.&rdquo;&nbsp; But the general voice does not
+echo these utterances of a too subtle intellect.&nbsp; At a
+famous University (not your own) once existed a band of men known
+as &ldquo;The Trinity Sniffers.&rdquo;&nbsp; Perhaps the spirit
+of the sniffer may still inspire some of the jurors who from time
+to time make themselves heard in your case.&nbsp; The
+&ldquo;Quarterly Review,&rdquo; I fear, is still
+unreconciled.&nbsp; It regards your attempts as tainted by the
+spirit of &ldquo;The Liberal Movement in English
+Literature;&rdquo; and it is impossible, alas! to maintain with
+any success that you were a Throne and Altar Tory.&nbsp; At
+Oxford you are forgiven; and the old rooms where you let the
+oysters burn (was not your founder, King Alfred, once guilty of
+similar negligence?) are now shown to pious pilgrims.</p>
+<p>But Conservatives, &rsquo;tis rumoured, are still averse to
+your opinions, and are believed to prefer to yours the works of
+the Reverend Mr. Keble, and, indeed, of the clergy in
+general.&nbsp; But, in spite of all this, your poems, like the
+affections of the true lovers in Theocritus, are yet &ldquo;in
+the mouths of all, and chiefly on the lips of the
+young.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is in your lyrics that you live, and I do
+not mean that every one could pass an examination in the plot of
+&ldquo;Prometheus Unbound.&rdquo;&nbsp; Talking of this piece, by
+the way, a Cambridge critic finds that it reveals in you a
+hankering after life in a cave&mdash;doubtless an unconsciously
+inherited memory from cave-man.&nbsp; Speaking of cave-man
+reminds me that you once spoke of deserting song for prose, and
+of producing a history of the moral, intellectual, and political
+elements in human society, which, we now agree, began, as Asia
+would fain have ended, in a cave.</p>
+<p>Fortunately you gave us &ldquo;Adonais&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;Hellas&rdquo; instead of this treatise, and we have now
+successfully written the natural history of Man for
+ourselves.&nbsp; Science tells us that before becoming a
+cave-dweller he was a Brute; Experience daily proclaims that he
+constantly reverts to his original condition.&nbsp;
+<i>L&rsquo;homme est un m&eacute;chant animal</i>, in spite of
+your boyish efforts to add pretty girls &ldquo;to the list of the
+good, the disinterested, and the free.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Ah, not in the wastes of Speculation, nor the sterile din of
+Politics, were &ldquo;the haunts meet for thee.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Watching the yellow bees in the ivy bloom, and the reflected pine
+forest in the water-pools, watching the sunset as it faded, and
+the dawn as it fired, and weaving all fair and fleeting things
+into a tissue where light and music were at one, that was the
+task of Shelley!&nbsp; &ldquo;To ask you for anything
+human,&rdquo; you said, &ldquo;was like asking for a leg of
+mutton at a gin-shop.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nay, rather, like asking
+Apollo and Hebe, in the Olympian abodes, to give us beef for
+ambrosia, and port for nectar.&nbsp; Each poet gives what he has,
+and what he can offer; you spread before us fairy bread, and
+enchanted wine, and shall we turn away, with a sneer, because,
+out of all the multitudes of singers, one is spiritual and
+strange, one has seen Artemis unveiled?&nbsp; One, like Anchises,
+has been beloved of the Goddess, and his eyes, when he looks on
+the common world of common men, are, like the eyes of Anchises,
+blind with excess of light.&nbsp; Let Shelley sing of what he
+saw, what none saw but Shelley!</p>
+<p>Notwithstanding the popularity of your poems (the most
+romantic of things didactic), our world is no better than the
+world you knew.&nbsp; This will disappoint you, who had &ldquo;a
+passion for reforming it.&rdquo;&nbsp; Kings and priests are very
+much where you left them.&nbsp; True, we have a poet who assails
+them, at large, frequently and fearlessly; yet Mr. Swinburne has
+never, like &ldquo;kind Hunt,&rdquo; been in prison, nor do we
+fear for him a charge of treason.&nbsp; Moreover, chemical
+science has discovered new and ingenious ways of destroying
+principalities and powers.&nbsp; You would be interested in the
+methods, but your peaceful Revolutionism, which disdained
+physical force, would regret their application.</p>
+<p>Our foreign affairs are not in a state which even you would
+consider satisfactory; for we have just had to contend with a
+Revolt of Islam, and we still find in Russia exactly the
+qualities which you recognised and described.&nbsp; We have a
+great statesman whose methods and eloquence somewhat resemble
+those you attribute to Laon and Prince Athanase.&nbsp; Alas! he
+is a youth of more than seventy summers; and not in his time will
+Prometheus retire to a cavern and pass a peaceful millennium in
+twining buds and beams.</p>
+<p>In domestic affairs most of the Reforms you desired to see
+have been carried.&nbsp; Ireland has received Emancipation, and
+almost everything else she can ask for.&nbsp; I regret to say
+that she is still unhappy; her wounds unstanched, her wrongs
+unforgiven.&nbsp; At home we have enfranchised the paupers, and
+expect the most happy results.&nbsp; Paupers (as Mr. Gladstone
+says) are &ldquo;our own flesh and blood,&rdquo; and, as we
+compel them to be vaccinated, so we should permit them to
+vote.&nbsp; Is it a dream that Mr. Jesse Collings (how you would
+have loved that man!) has a Bill for extending the priceless boon
+of the vote to inmates of Pauper Lunatic Asylums?&nbsp; This may
+prove that last element in the Elixir of political happiness
+which we have long sought in vain.&nbsp; Atheists, you will
+regret to hear, are still unpopular; but the new Parliament has
+done something for Mr. Bradlaugh.&nbsp; You should have known our
+Charles while you were in the &ldquo;Queen Mab&rdquo;
+stage.&nbsp; I fear you wandered, later, from his robust
+condition of intellectual development.</p>
+<p>As to your private life, many biographers contrive to make
+public as much of it as possible.&nbsp; Your name, even in life,
+was, alas! a kind of <i>ducdame</i> to bring people of no very
+great sense into your circle.&nbsp; This curious fascination has
+attracted round your memory a feeble folk of commentators,
+biographers, anecdotists, and others of the tribe.&nbsp; They
+swarm round you like carrion-flies round a sensitive plant, like
+night-birds bewildered by the sun.&nbsp; Men of sense and taste
+have written on you, indeed; but your weaker admirers are now
+disputing as to whether it was your heart, or a less dignified
+and most troublesome organ, which escaped the flames of the
+funeral pyre.&nbsp; These biographers fight terribly among
+themselves, and vainly prolong the memory of &ldquo;old unhappy
+far-off things, and sorrows long ago.&rdquo;&nbsp; Let us leave
+them and their squabbles over what is unessential, their raking
+up of old letters and old stories.</p>
+<p>The town has lately yawned a weary laugh over an enemy of
+yours, who has produced two heavy volumes, styled by him
+&ldquo;The Real Shelley.&rdquo;&nbsp; The real Shelley, it
+appears, was Shelley as conceived of by a worthy gentleman so
+prejudiced and so skilled in taking up things by the wrong handle
+that I wonder he has not made a name in the exact science of
+Comparative Mythology.&nbsp; He criticises you in the spirit of
+that Christian Apologist, the Englishman who called you &ldquo;a
+damned Atheist&rdquo; in the post-office at Pisa.&nbsp; He finds
+that you had &ldquo;a little turned-up nose,&rdquo; a feature no
+less important in his system than was the nose of Cleopatra
+(according to Pascal) in the history of the world.&nbsp; To be in
+harmony with your nose, you were a &ldquo;phenomenal&rdquo; liar,
+an ill-bred, ill-born, profligate, partly insane, an
+evil-tempered monster, a self-righteous person, full of
+self-approbation&mdash;in fact you were the Beast of this pious
+Apocalypse.&nbsp; Your friend Dr. Lind was an embittered and
+scurrilous apothecary, &ldquo;a bad old man.&rdquo;&nbsp; But
+enough of this inopportune brawler.</p>
+<p>For Humanity, of which you hoped such great things, Science
+predicts extinction in a night of Frost.&nbsp; The sun will grow
+cold, slowly&mdash;as slowly as doom came on Jupiter in your
+&ldquo;Prometheus,&rdquo; but as surely.&nbsp; If this nightmare
+be fulfilled, perhaps the Last Man, in some fetid hut on the
+ice-bound Equator, will read, by a fading lamp charged with the
+dregs of the oil in his cruse, the poetry of Shelley.&nbsp; So
+reading, he, the latest of his race, will not wholly be deprived
+of those sights which alone (says the nameless Greek) make life
+worth enduring.&nbsp; In your verse he will have sight of sky,
+and sea, and cloud, the gold of dawn and the gloom of earthquake
+and eclipse.&nbsp; He will be face to face, in fancy, with the
+great powers that are dead, sun, and ocean, and the illimitable
+azure of the heavens.&nbsp; In Shelley&rsquo;s poetry, while Man
+endures, all those will survive; for your &ldquo;voice is as the
+voice of winds and tides,&rdquo; and perhaps more deathless than
+all of these, and only perishable with the perishing of the human
+spirit.</p>
+<h2><a name="page184"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+184</span>XVIII.<br />
+<i>To Monsieur de Moli&egrave;re</i>, <i>Valet de Chambre du
+Roi</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Monsieur</span>,&mdash;With what awe does
+a writer venture into the presence of the great
+Moli&egrave;re!&nbsp; As a courtier in your time would scratch
+humbly (with his comb!) at the door of the Grand Monarch, so I
+presume to draw near your dwelling among the Immortals.&nbsp;
+You, like the king who, among all his titles, has now none so
+proud as that of the friend of Moli&egrave;re&mdash;you found
+your dominions small, humble, and distracted; you raised them to
+the dignity of an empire: what Louis XIV. did for France you
+achieved for French comedy; and the baton of Scapin still wields
+its sway though the sword of Louis was broken at Blenheim.&nbsp;
+For the King the Pyrenees, or so he fancied, ceased to exist; by
+a more magnificent conquest you overcame the Channel.&nbsp; If
+England vanquished your country&rsquo;s arms, it was through you
+that France <i>ferum victorem cepit</i>, and restored the dynasty
+of Comedy to the land whence she had been driven.&nbsp; Ever
+since Dryden borrowed &ldquo;L&rsquo;Etourdi,&rdquo; our tardy
+apish nation has lived (in matters theatrical) on the spoils of
+the wits of France.</p>
+<p>In one respect, to be sure, times and manners have
+altered.&nbsp; While you lived, taste kept the French drama pure;
+and it was the congenial business of English playwrights to foist
+their rustic grossness and their large Fescennine jests into the
+urban page of Moli&egrave;re.&nbsp; Now they are diversely
+occupied; and it is their affair to lend modesty where they
+borrow wit, and to spare a blush to the cheek of the Lord
+Chamberlain.&nbsp; But still, as has ever been our wont since
+Etherege saw, and envied, and imitated your successes&mdash;still
+we pilfer the plays of France, and take our <i>bien</i>, as you
+said in your lordly manner, wherever we can find it.&nbsp; We are
+the privateers of the stage; and it is rarely, to be sure, that a
+comedy pleases the town which has not first been &ldquo;cut
+out&rdquo; from the countrymen of Moli&egrave;re.&nbsp; Why this
+should be, and what &ldquo;tenebriferous star&rdquo; (as
+Paracelsus, your companion in the &ldquo;Dialogues des
+Morts,&rdquo; would have believed) thus darkens the sun of
+English humour, we know not; but certainly our dependence on
+France is the sincerest tribute to you.&nbsp; Without you,
+neither Rotrou, nor Corneille, nor &ldquo;a wilderness of
+monkeys&rdquo; like Scarron, could ever have given Comedy to
+France and restored her to Europe.</p>
+<p>While we owe to you, Monsieur, the beautiful advent of Comedy,
+fair and beneficent as Peace in the play of Aristophanes, it is
+still to you that we must turn when of comedies we desire the
+best.&nbsp; If you studied with daily and nightly care the works
+of Plautus and Terence, if you &ldquo;let no musty <i>bouquin</i>
+escape you&rdquo; (so your enemies declared), it was to some
+purpose that you laboured.&nbsp; Shakespeare excepted, you
+eclipsed all who came before you; and from those that follow,
+however fresh, we turn: we turn from Regnard and Beaumarchais,
+from Sheridan and Goldsmith, from Musset and Pailleron and
+Labiche, to that crowded world of your creations.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Creations&rdquo; one may well say, for you anticipated
+Nature herself: you gave us, before she did, in Alceste a
+Rousseau who was a gentleman not a lacquey; in a <i>mot</i> of
+Don Juan&rsquo;s, the secret of the new Religion and the
+watchword of Comte, <i>l&rsquo;amour de
+l&rsquo;humanit&eacute;</i>.</p>
+<p>Before you where can we find, save in Rabelais, a Frenchman
+with humour; and where, unless it be in Montaigne, the wise
+philosophy of a secular civilisation?&nbsp; With a heart the most
+tender, delicate, loving, and generous, a heart often in agony
+and torment, you had to make life endurable (we cannot doubt it)
+without any whisper of promise, or hope, or warning from
+Religion.&nbsp; Yes, in an age when the greatest mind of all, the
+mind of Pascal, proclaimed that the only help was in voluntary
+blindness, that the only chance was to hazard all on a bet at
+evens, you, Monsieur, refused to be blinded, or to pretend to see
+what you found invisible.</p>
+<p>In Religion you beheld no promise of help.&nbsp; When the
+Jesuits and Jansenists of your time saw, each of them, in Tartufe
+the portrait of their rivals (as each of the laughable Marquises
+in your play conceived that you were girding at his neighbour),
+you all the while were mocking every credulous excess of
+Faith.&nbsp; In the sermons preached to Agn&egrave;s we surely
+hear your private laughter; in the arguments for credulity which
+are presented to Don Juan by his valet we listen to the eternal
+self-defence of superstition.&nbsp; Thus, desolate of belief, you
+sought for the permanent element of life&mdash;precisely where
+Pascal recognised all that was most fleeting and
+unsubstantial&mdash;in <i>divertissement</i>; in the pleasure of
+looking on, a spectator of the accidents of existence, an
+observer of the follies of mankind.&nbsp; Like the Gods of the
+Epicurean, you seem to regard our life as a play that is played,
+as a comedy; yet how often the tragic note comes in!&nbsp; What
+pity, and in the laughter what an accent of tears, as of rain in
+the wind!&nbsp; No comedian has been so kindly and human as you;
+none has had a heart, like you, to feel for his butts, and to
+leave them sometimes, in a sense, superior to their
+tormentors.&nbsp; Sganarelle, M. de Pourceaugnac, George Dandin,
+and the rest&mdash;our sympathy, somehow, is with them, after
+all; and M. de Pourceaugnac is a gentleman, despite his
+misadventures.</p>
+<p>Though triumphant Youth and malicious Love in your plays may
+batter and defeat Jealousy and Old Age, yet they have not all the
+victory, or you did not mean that they should win it.&nbsp; They
+go off with laughter, and their victim with a grimace; but in him
+we, that are past our youth, behold an actor in an unending
+tragedy, the defeat of a generation.&nbsp; Your sympathy is not
+wholly with the dogs that are having their day; you can throw a
+bone or a crust to the dog that has had his, and has been taught
+that it is over and ended.&nbsp; Yourself not unlearned in shame,
+in jealousy, in endurance of the wanton pride of men (how could
+the poor player and the husband of C&eacute;lim&egrave;ne be
+untaught in that experience?), you never sided quite heartily, as
+other comedians have done, with young prosperity and rank and
+power.</p>
+<p>I am not the first who has dared to approach you in the
+Shades; for just after your own death the author of &ldquo;Les
+Dialogues des Morts&rdquo; gave you Paracelsus as a companion,
+and the author of &ldquo;Le Jugement de Pluton&rdquo; made the
+&ldquo;mighty warder&rdquo; decide that &ldquo;Moli&egrave;re
+should not talk philosophy.&rdquo;&nbsp; These writers, like most
+of us, feel that, after all, the comedies of the
+<i>Contemplateur</i>, of the translator of Lucretius, are a
+philosophy of life in themselves, and that in them we read the
+lessons of human experience writ small and clear.</p>
+<p>What comedian but Moli&egrave;re has combined with such
+depths&mdash;with the indignation of Alceste, the self-deception
+of Tartufe, the blasphemy of Don Juan&mdash;such wildness of
+irresponsible mirth, such humour, such wit!&nbsp; Even now, when
+more than two hundred years have sped by, when so much water has
+flowed under the bridges and has borne away so many trifles of
+contemporary mirth (<i>cetera fluminis ritu feruntur</i>), even
+now we never laugh so well as when Mascarille and Vadius and M.
+Jourdain tread the boards in the Maison de Moli&egrave;re.&nbsp;
+Since those mobile dark brows of yours ceased to make men laugh,
+since your voice denounced the &ldquo;demoniac&rdquo; manner of
+contemporary tragedians, I take leave to think that no player has
+been more worthy to wear the canons of Mascarille or the gown of
+Vadius than M. Coquelin of the Com&eacute;die
+Fran&ccedil;aise.&nbsp; In him you have a successor to your
+Mascarille so perfect, that the ghosts of playgoers of your date
+might cry, could they see him, that Moli&egrave;re had come
+again.&nbsp; But, with all respect to the efforts of the fair, I
+doubt if Mdlle. Barthet, or Mdme. Croizette herself, would
+reconcile the town to the loss of the fair De Brie, and
+Madeleine, and the first, the true C&eacute;lim&egrave;ne,
+Armande.&nbsp; Yet had you ever so merry a <i>soubrette</i> as
+Mdme. Samary, so exquisite a Nicole?</p>
+<p>Denounced, persecuted, and buried hugger-mugger two hundred
+years ago, you are now not over-praised, but more worshipped,
+with more servility and ostentation, studied with more prying
+curiosity than you may approve.&nbsp; Are not the
+Moli&egrave;ristes a body who carry adoration to
+fanaticism?&nbsp; Any scrap of your handwriting (so few are
+these), any anecdote even remotely touching on your life, any
+fact that may prove your house was numbered 15 not 22, is eagerly
+seized and discussed by your too minute historians.&nbsp;
+Concerning your private life, these men often speak more like
+malicious enemies than friends; repeating the fabulous scandals
+of Le Boulanger, and trying vainly to support them by grubbing in
+dusty parish registers.&nbsp; It is most necessary to defend you
+from your friends&mdash;from such friends as the veteran and
+inveterate M. Ars&egrave;ne Houssaye, or the industrious but
+puzzle-headed M. Loiseleur.&nbsp; Truly they seek the living
+among the dead, and the immortal Moli&egrave;re among the
+sweepings of attorneys&rsquo; offices.&nbsp; As I regard them
+(for I have tarried in their tents) and as I behold their
+trivialities&mdash;the exercises of men who neglect
+Moli&egrave;re&rsquo;s works to gossip about
+Moli&egrave;re&rsquo;s great-grand-mother&rsquo;s second-best
+bed&mdash;I sometimes wish that Moli&egrave;re were here to write
+on his devotees a new comedy, &ldquo;Les
+Moli&egrave;ristes.&rdquo;&nbsp; How fortunate were they,
+Monsieur, who lived and worked with you, who saw you day by day,
+who were attached, as Lagrange tells us, by the kindest loyalty
+to the best and most honourable of men, the most open-handed in
+friendship, in charity the most delicate, of the heartiest
+sympathy!&nbsp; Ah, that for one day I could behold you, writing
+in the study, rehearsing on the stage, musing in the
+lace-seller&rsquo;s shop, strolling through the Palais, turning
+over the new books at Billaine&rsquo;s, dusting your ruffles
+among the old volumes on the sunny stalls.&nbsp; Would that,
+through the ages, we could hear you after supper, merry with
+Boileau, and with Racine,&mdash;not yet a traitor,&mdash;laughing
+over Chapelain, combining to gird at him in an epigram, or
+mocking at Cotin, or talking your favourite philosophy, mindful
+of Descartes.&nbsp; Surely of all the wits none was ever so good
+a man, none ever made life so rich with humour and
+friendship.</p>
+<h2><a name="page195"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+195</span>XIX.<br />
+<i>To Robert Burns</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;Among men of Genius, and
+especially among Poets, there are some to whom we turn with a
+peculiar and unfeigned affection; there are others whom we admire
+rather than love.&nbsp; By some we are won with our will, by
+others conquered against our desire.&nbsp; It has been your
+peculiar fortune to capture the hearts of a whole people&mdash;a
+people not usually prone to praise, but devoted with a personal
+and patriotic loyalty to you and to your reputation.&nbsp; In you
+every Scot who <i>is</i> a Scot sees, admires, and compliments
+Himself, his ideal self&mdash;independent, fond of whisky, fonder
+of the lassies; you are the true representative of him and of his
+nation.&nbsp; Next year will be the hundredth since the press of
+Kilmarnock brought to light its solitary masterpiece, your Poems;
+and next year, therefore, methinks, the revenue will receive a
+welcome accession from the abundance of whisky drunk in your
+honour.&nbsp; It is a cruel thing for any of your countrymen to
+feel that, where all the rest love, he can only admire; where all
+the rest are idolators, he may not bend the knee; but stands
+apart and beats upon his breast, observing, not adoring&mdash;a
+critic.&nbsp; Yet to some of us&mdash;petty souls, perhaps, and
+envious&mdash;that loud indiscriminating praise of &ldquo;Robbie
+Burns&rdquo; (for so they style you in their Change-house
+familiarity) has long been ungrateful; and, among the treasures
+of your songs, we venture to select and even to reject.&nbsp; So
+it must be!&nbsp; We cannot all love Haggis, nor &ldquo;painch,
+tripe, and thairm,&rdquo; and all those rural dainties which you
+celebrate as &ldquo;warm-reekin, rich!&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Rather
+too rich,&rdquo; as the Young Lady said on an occasion recorded
+by Sam Weller.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; That jaups in luggies;<br />
+But, if ye wish her gratefu&rsquo; prayer,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Gie her a Haggis!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>You <i>have</i> given her a Haggis, with a vengeance, and her
+&ldquo;gratefu&rsquo; prayer&rdquo; is yours for ever.&nbsp; But
+if even an eternity of partridge may pall on the epicure, so of
+Haggis too, as of all earthly delights, cometh satiety at
+last.&nbsp; And yet what a glorious Haggis it is&mdash;the more
+emphatically rustic and even Fescennine part of your verse!&nbsp;
+We have had many a rural bard since Theocritus &ldquo;watched the
+visionary flocks,&rdquo; but you are the only one of them all who
+has spoken the sincere Doric.&nbsp; Yours is the talk of the byre
+and the plough-tail; yours is that large utterance of the early
+hinds.&nbsp; Even Theocritus minces matters, save where Lacon and
+Comatas quite out-do the swains of Ayrshire.&nbsp; &ldquo;But
+thee, Theocritus, wha matches?&rdquo; you ask, and yourself
+out-match him in this wide rude region, trodden only by the rural
+Muse.&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>Thy</i> rural loves are nature&rsquo;s
+sel&rsquo;;&rdquo; and the wooer of Jean Armour speaks more like
+a true shepherd than the elegant Daphnis of the
+&ldquo;Oaristys.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Indeed it is with this that moral critics of your life
+reproach you, forgetting, perhaps, that in your amours you were
+but as other Scotch ploughmen and shepherds of the past and
+present.&nbsp; Ettrick may still, with Afghanistan, offer matter
+for idylls, as Mr. Carlyle (your antithesis, and the complement
+of the Scotch character) supposed; but the morals of Ettrick are
+those of rural Sicily in old days, or of Mossgiel in your
+days.&nbsp; Over these matters the Kirk, with all her power, and
+the Free Kirk too, have had absolutely no influence
+whatever.&nbsp; To leave so delicate a topic, you were but as
+other swains, or, as &ldquo;that Birkie ca&rsquo;d a lord,&rdquo;
+Lord Byron; only you combined (in certain of your letters) a
+libertine theory with your practice; you poured out in song your
+audacious raptures, your half-hearted repentance, your shame and
+your scorn.&nbsp; You spoke the truth about rural lives and
+loves.&nbsp; We may like it or dislike it but we cannot deny the
+verity.</p>
+<p>Was it not as unhappy a thing, Sir, for you, as it was
+fortunate for Letters and for Scotland, that you were born at the
+meeting of two ages and of two worlds&mdash;precisely in the
+moment when bookish literature was beginning to reach the people,
+and when Society was first learning to admit the low-born to her
+Minor Mysteries?&nbsp; Before you how many singers not less truly
+poets than yourself&mdash;though less versatile not less
+passionate, though less sensuous not less simple&mdash;had been
+born and had died in poor men&rsquo;s cottages!&nbsp; There
+abides not even the shadow of a name of the old Scotch
+song-smiths, of the old ballad-makers.&nbsp; The authors of
+&ldquo;Clerk Saunders,&rdquo; of &ldquo;The Wife of Usher&rsquo;s
+Well,&rdquo; of &ldquo;Fair Annie,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Sir Patrick
+Spens,&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Bonny Hind,&rdquo; are as unknown to
+us as Homer, whom in their directness and force they
+resemble.&nbsp; They never, perhaps, gave their poems to writing;
+certainly they never gave them to the press.&nbsp; On the lips
+and in the hearts of the people they have their lives; and the
+singers, after a life obscure and untroubled by society or by
+fame, are forgotten.&nbsp; &ldquo;The Iniquity of Oblivion
+blindly scattereth his Poppy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Had you been born some years earlier you would have been even
+as these unnamed Immortals, leaving great verses to a little
+clan&mdash;verses retained only by Memory.&nbsp; You would have
+been but the minstrel of your native valley: the wider world
+would not have known you, nor you the world.&nbsp; Great thoughts
+of independence and revolt would never have burned in you;
+indignation would not have vexed you.&nbsp; Society would not
+have given and denied her caresses.&nbsp; You would have been
+happy.&nbsp; Your songs would have lingered in all &ldquo;the
+circle of the summer hills;&rdquo; and your scorn, your satire,
+your narrative verse, would have been unwritten or unknown.&nbsp;
+To the world what a loss! and what a gain to you!&nbsp; We should
+have possessed but a few of your lyrics, as</p>
+<blockquote><p>When o&rsquo;er the hill the eastern star<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Tells bughtin-time is near, my jo;<br />
+And owsen frae the furrowed field,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Return sae dowf and wearie O!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>How noble that is, how natural, how unconsciously Greek!&nbsp;
+You found, oddly, in good Mrs. Barbauld, the merits of the Tenth
+Muse:</p>
+<blockquote><p>In thy sweet sang, Barbauld, survives<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Even Sappho&rsquo;s flame!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>But how unconsciously you remind us both of Sappho and of
+Homer in these strains about the Evening Star and the hour when
+the Day
+&mu;&epsilon;&tau;&epsilon;&nu;&#8055;&sigma;&sigma;&epsilon;&tau;&omicron;
+
+&beta;&omicron;&upsilon;&lambda;&upsilon;&tau;&#8057;&nu;&delta;&epsilon;?&nbsp;
+Had you lived and died the pastoral poet of some silent glen,
+such lyrics could not but have survived; free, too, of all that
+in your songs reminds us of the Poet&rsquo;s Corner in the
+&ldquo;Kirkcudbright Advertiser.&rdquo;&nbsp; We should not have
+read how</p>
+<blockquote><p>Ph&oelig;bus, gilding the brow o&rsquo;
+morning,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Banishes ilk darksome shade!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Still we might keep a love-poem unexcelled by Catullus,</p>
+<blockquote><p>Had we never loved sae kindly,<br />
+Had we never loved sae blindly,<br />
+Never met&mdash;or never parted,<br />
+We had ne&rsquo;er been broken-hearted.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>But the letters to Clarinda would have been unwritten, and the
+thrush would have been untaught in &ldquo;the style of the Bird
+of Paradise.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A quiet life of song, <i>fallentis semita vit&aelig;</i>, was
+not to be yours.&nbsp; Fate otherwise decreed it.&nbsp; The touch
+of a lettered society, the strife with the Kirk, discontent with
+the State, poverty and pride, neglect and success, were needed to
+make your Genius what it was, and to endow the world with
+&ldquo;Tam o&rsquo; Shanter,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Jolly
+Beggars,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Holy Willie&rsquo;s
+Prayer.&rdquo;&nbsp; Who can praise them too highly&mdash;who
+admire in them too much the humour, the scorn, the wisdom, the
+unsurpassed energy and courage?&nbsp; So powerful, so commanding,
+is the movement of that Beggars&rsquo; Chorus, that, methinks, it
+unconsciously echoed in the brain of our greatest living poet
+when he conceived the &ldquo;Vision of Sin.&rdquo;&nbsp; You
+shall judge for yourself.&nbsp; Recall:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Here&rsquo;s to budgets, bags, and wallets!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Here&rsquo;s to all the wandering train!<br />
+Here&rsquo;s our ragged bairns and callets!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; One and all cry out, Amen!</p>
+<p>A fig for those by law protected!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Liberty&rsquo;s a glorious feast!<br />
+Courts for cowards were erected!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Churches built to please the priest!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Then read this:</p>
+<blockquote><p>Drink to lofty hopes that cool&mdash;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Visions of a perfect state:<br />
+Drink we, last, the public fool,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Frantic love and frantic hate.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>Drink to Fortune, drink to Chance,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; While we keep a little breath!<br />
+Drink to heavy Ignorance,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Hob and nob with brother Death!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Is not the movement the same, though the modern speaks a
+wilder recklessness?</p>
+<p>So in the best company we leave you, who were the life and
+soul of so much company, good and bad.&nbsp; No poet, since the
+Psalmist of Israel, ever gave the world more assurance of a man;
+none lived a life more strenuous, engaged in an eternal conflict
+of the passions, and by them overcome&mdash;&ldquo;mighty and
+mightily fallen.&rdquo;&nbsp; When we think of you, Byron seems,
+as Plato would have said, remote by one degree from actual truth,
+and Musset by a degree more remote than Byron.</p>
+<h2><a name="page205"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+205</span>XX.<br />
+<i>To Lord Byron</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">My Lord</span>,</p>
+<p class="poetry">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Do you remember how Leigh
+Hunt<br />
+Enraged you once by writing <i>My dear Byron</i>?)<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Books have their fates,&mdash;as mortals have who
+punt,<br />
+And <i>yours</i> have entered on an age of iron.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Critics there be who think your satire blunt,<br />
+Your pathos, fudge; such perils must environ<br />
+Poets who in their time were quite the rage,<br />
+Though now there&rsquo;s not a soul to turn their page.<br />
+Yes, there is much dispute about your worth,<br />
+And much is said which you might like to know<br />
+By modern poets here upon the earth,<br />
+Where poets live, and love each other so;<br />
+And, in Elysium, it may move your mirth<br />
+To hear of bards that pitch your praises low,<br />
+Though there be some that for your credit stickle,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; As&mdash;Glorious Mat,&mdash;and not inglorious
+Nichol.</p>
+<p class="poetry">(This kind of writing is my pet aversion,<br />
+I hate the slang, I hate the personalities,<br />
+I loathe the aimless, reckless, loose dispersion,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Of every rhyme that in the singer&rsquo;s wallet
+is,<br />
+I hate it as you hated the <i>Excursion</i>,<br />
+But, while no man a hero to his valet is,<br />
+The hero&rsquo;s still the model; I indite<br />
+The kind of rhymes that Byron oft would write.)</p>
+<p class="poetry">There&rsquo;s a Swiss critic whom I cannot
+rhyme to,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; One Scherer, dry as sawdust, grim and prim.<br />
+Of him there&rsquo;s much to say, if I had time to<br />
+Concern myself in any wise with <i>him</i>.<br />
+He seems to hate the heights he cannot climb to,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; He thinks your poetry a coxcomb&rsquo;s whim,<br />
+A good deal of his sawdust he has spilt on<br />
+Shakespeare, and Moli&egrave;re, and you, and Milton.</p>
+<p class="poetry">Ay, much his temper is like Vivien&rsquo;s
+mood,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Which found not Galahad pure, nor Lancelot brave;<br
+/>
+Cold as a hailstorm on an April wood,<br />
+He buries poets in an icy grave,<br />
+His Essays&mdash;he of the Genevan hood!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Nothing so fine, but better doth he crave.<br />
+So stupid and so solemn in his spite<br />
+He dares to print that Moli&egrave;re could not write!</p>
+<p class="poetry">Enough of these excursions; I was saying<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That half our English Bards are turned Reviewers,<br
+/>
+And Arnold was discussing and assaying<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The weight and value of that work of yours,<br />
+Examining and testing it and weighing,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And proved, the gems are pure, the gold endures.<br
+/>
+While Swinburne cries with an exceeding joy,<br />
+The stones are paste, and half the gold, alloy.</p>
+<p class="poetry">In Byron, Arnold finds the greatest force,<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Poetic, in this later age of ours;<br />
+His song, a torrent from a mountain source,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Clear as the crystal, singing with the showers,<br
+/>
+Sweeps to the sea in unrestricted course<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Through banks o&rsquo;erhung with rocks and sweet
+with flowers;<br />
+None of your brooks that modestly meander,<br />
+But swift as Awe along the Pass of Brander.</p>
+<p class="poetry">And when our century has clomb its crest,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And backward gazes o&rsquo;er the plains of Time,<br
+/>
+And counts its harvest, yours is still the best,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The richest garner in the field of rhyme<br />
+(The metaphoric mixture, &rsquo;tis comfest,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Is all my own, and is not quite sublime).<br />
+But fame&rsquo;s not yours alone; you must divide all<br />
+The plums and pudding with the Bard of Rydal!</p>
+<p class="poetry"><span class="smcap">Wordsworth</span> and <span
+class="smcap">Byron</span>, these the lordly names<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And these the gods to whom most incense burns.<br />
+&ldquo;Absurd!&rdquo; cries Swinburne, and in anger flames,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And in an &AElig;schylean fury spurns<br />
+With impious foot your altar, and exclaims<br />
+And wreathes his laurels on the golden urns<br />
+Where Coleridge&rsquo;s and Shelley&rsquo;s ashes lie,<br />
+Deaf to the din and heedless of the cry.</p>
+<p class="poetry">For Byron (Swinburne shouts) has never woven<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; One honest thread of life within his song;<br />
+As Offenbach is to divine Beethoven<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; So Byron is to Shelley (<i>This</i> is strong!),<br
+/>
+And on Parnassus&rsquo; peak, divinely cloven,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; He may not stand, or stands by cruel wrong;<br />
+For Byron&rsquo;s rank (the examiner has reckoned)<br />
+Is in the third class or a feeble second.</p>
+<p class="poetry">&ldquo;A Bernesque poet&rdquo; at the very
+most,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And &ldquo;never earnest save in politics,&rdquo;<br
+/>
+The Pegasus that he was wont to boast<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; A blundering, floundering hackney, full of
+tricks,<br />
+A beast that must be driven to the post<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; By whips and spurs and oaths and kicks and
+sticks,<br />
+A gasping, ranting, broken-winded brute,<br />
+That any judge of Pegasi would shoot;</p>
+<p class="poetry">In sooth, a half-bred Pegasus, and far gone<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; In spavin, curb, and half a hundred woes.<br />
+And Byron&rsquo;s style is &ldquo;jolter-headed jargon;&rdquo;<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; His verse is &ldquo;only bearable in
+prose.&rdquo;<br />
+So living poets write of those that <i>are</i> gone,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And o&rsquo;er the Eagle thus the Bantam crows;<br
+/>
+And Swinburne ends where Verisopht began,<br />
+By owning you &ldquo;a very clever man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p class="poetry">Or rather does not end: he still must utter<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; A quantity of the unkindest things.<br />
+Ah! were you here, I marvel, would you flutter<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; O&rsquo;er such a foe the tempest of your wings?<br
+/>
+&rsquo;Tis &ldquo;rant and cant and glare and splash and
+splutter&rdquo;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That rend the modest air when Byron sings.<br />
+There Swinburne stops: a critic rather fiery.<br />
+<i>Animis c&aelig;lestibus tant&aelig;ne ir&aelig;</i>?</p>
+<p class="poetry">But whether he or Arnold in the right is,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Long is the argument, the quarrel long;<br />
+<i>Non nobis est</i> to settle <i>tantas lites</i>;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; No poet I, to judge of right or wrong:<br />
+But of all things I always think a fight is<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The <i>most</i> unpleasant in the lists of song;<br
+/>
+When Marsyas of old was flayed, Apollo<br />
+Set an example which we need not follow.</p>
+<p class="poetry">The fashion changes!&nbsp; Maidens do not
+wear,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; As once they wore, in necklaces and lockets<br />
+A curl ambrosial of Lord Byron&rsquo;s hair;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; &ldquo;Don Juan&rdquo; is not always in our
+pockets&mdash;<br />
+Nay, a New Writer&rsquo;s readers do not care<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Much for your verse, but are inclined to mock its<br
+/>
+Manners and morals.&nbsp; Ay, and most young ladies<br />
+To yours prefer the &ldquo;Epic&rdquo; called &ldquo;of
+Hades&rdquo;!</p>
+<p class="poetry">I do not blame them; I&rsquo;m inclined to
+think<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That with the reigning taste &rsquo;tis vain to
+quarrel,<br />
+And Burns might teach his votaries to drink,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And Byron never meant to make them moral.<br />
+You yet have lovers true, who will not shrink<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; From lauding you and giving you the laurel;<br />
+The Germans too, those men of blood and iron,<br />
+Of all our poets chiefly swear by Byron.</p>
+<p class="poetry">Farewell, thou Titan fairer than the Gods!<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Farewell, farewell, thou swift and lovely spirit,<br
+/>
+Thou splendid warrior with the world at odds,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Unpraised, unpraisable, beyond thy merit;<br />
+Chased, like Orestes, by the Furies&rsquo; rods,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Like him at length thy peace dost thou inherit;<br
+/>
+Beholding whom, men think how fairer far<br />
+Than all the steadfast stars the wandering star! <a
+name="citation215"></a><a href="#footnote215"
+class="citation">[215]</a></p>
+<h2><a name="page216"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+216</span>XXI.<br />
+<i>To Omar Khayy&acirc;m</i>.</h2>
+<p class="poetry"><span class="smcap">Wise</span> Omar, do the
+Southern Breezes fling<br />
+Above your Grave, at ending of the Spring,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The Snowdrift of the Petals of the Rose,<br />
+The wild white Roses you were wont to sing?</p>
+<p class="poetry">Far in the South I know a Land divine, <a
+name="citation216"></a><a href="#footnote216"
+class="citation">[216]</a><br />
+And there is many a Saint and many a Shrine,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And over all the Shrines the Blossom blows<br />
+Of Roses that were dear to you as Wine.</p>
+<p class="poetry">You were a Saint of unbelieving Days,<br />
+Liking your Life and happy in Men&rsquo;s Praise;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Enough for you the Shade beneath the Bough,<br />
+Enough to watch the wild World go its Ways.</p>
+<p class="poetry">Dreadless and hopeless thou of Heaven or
+Hell,<br />
+Careless of Words thou hadst not Skill to spell,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Content to know not all thou knowest now,<br />
+What&rsquo;s Death?&nbsp; Doth any Pitcher dread the Well?</p>
+<p class="poetry">The Pitchers we, whose Maker makes them ill,<br
+/>
+Shall He torment them if they chance to spill?<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Nay, like the broken Potsherds are we cast<br />
+Forth and forgotten,&mdash;and what will be will!</p>
+<p class="poetry">So still were we, before the Months began<br />
+That rounded us and shaped us into Man.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; So still we <i>shall</i> be, surely, at the last,<br
+/>
+Dreamless, untouched of Blessing or of Ban!</p>
+<p class="poetry">Ah, strange it seems that this thy common
+Thought&mdash;<br />
+How all Things have been, ay, and shall be nought&mdash;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Was ancient Wisdom in thine ancient East,<br />
+In those old Days when Senlac Fight was fought,</p>
+<p class="poetry">Which gave our England for a captive Land<br />
+To pious Chiefs of a believing Band,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; A gift to the Believer from the Priest,<br />
+Tossed from the holy to the blood-red Hand! <a
+name="citation218"></a><a href="#footnote218"
+class="citation">[218]</a></p>
+<p class="poetry">Yea, thou wert singing when that Arrow clave<br
+/>
+Through Helm and Brain of him who could not save<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; His England, even of Harold Godwin&rsquo;s son;<br
+/>
+The high Tide murmurs by the Hero&rsquo;s Grave! <a
+name="citation219"></a><a href="#footnote219"
+class="citation">[219]</a></p>
+<p class="poetry">And <i>thou</i> wert wreathing Roses&mdash;who
+can tell?&mdash;<br />
+Or chanting for some Girl that pleased thee well,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Or satst at Wine in Nash&acirc;p&ucirc;r, when
+dun<br />
+The twilight veiled the Field where Harold fell!</p>
+<p class="poetry">The salt Sea-waves above him rage and roam!<br
+/>
+Along the white Walls of his guarded Home<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; No Zephyr stirs the Rose, but o&rsquo;er the Wave<br
+/>
+The wild Wind beats the Breakers into Foam!</p>
+<p class="poetry">And dear to him, as Roses were to thee,<br />
+Rings the long Roar of Onset of the Sea;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The <i>Swan&rsquo;s Path</i> of his Fathers is his
+Grave:<br />
+His Sleep, methinks, is sound as thine can be.</p>
+<p class="poetry">His was the Age of Faith, when all the West<br
+/>
+Looked to the Priest for Torment or for Rest;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And thou wert living then, and didst not heed<br />
+The Saint who banned thee or the Saint who blessed!</p>
+<p class="poetry">Ages of Progress!&nbsp; These eight hundred
+Years<br />
+Hath Europe shuddered with her Hopes or Fears,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And now!&mdash;she listens in the Wilderness<br />
+To <i>thee</i>, and half believeth what she hears!</p>
+<p class="poetry">Hadst <i>thou</i> <span class="smcap">the
+Secret</span>?&nbsp; Ah, and who may tell?<br />
+&ldquo;An Hour we have,&rdquo; thou saidst; &ldquo;Ah, waste it
+well!&rdquo;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; An Hour we have, and yet Eternity<br />
+Looms o&rsquo;er us, and the Thought of Heaven or Hell!</p>
+<p class="poetry">Nay, we can never be as wise as thou,<br />
+O idle Singer &rsquo;neath the blossomed Bough.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Nay, and we cannot be content to die.<br />
+<i>We</i> cannot shirk the Questions &ldquo;Where?&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;How?&rdquo;</p>
+<p class="poetry">Ah, not from learned Peace and gay Content<br
+/>
+Shall we of England go the way <i>he</i> went&mdash;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The Singer of the Red Wine and the Rose&mdash;<br />
+Nay, otherwise than <i>his</i> our Day is spent!</p>
+<p class="poetry">Serene he dwelt in fragrant
+Nash&acirc;p&ucirc;r,<br />
+But we must wander while the Stars endure.<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>He</i> knew <span class="smcap">the
+Secret</span>: we have none that knows,<br />
+No Man so sure as Omar once was sure!</p>
+<h2><a name="page223"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+223</span>XXII.<br />
+<i>To Q. Horatius Flaccus</i>.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">In</span> what manner of Paradise are we
+to conceive that you, Horace, are dwelling, or what region of
+immortality can give you such pleasures as this life
+afforded?&nbsp; The country and the town, nature and men, who
+knew them so well as you, or who ever so wisely made the best of
+those two worlds?&nbsp; Truly here you had good things, nor do
+you ever, in all your poems, look for more delight in the life
+beyond; you never expect consolation for present sorrow, and when
+you once have shaken hands with a friend the parting seems to you
+eternal.</p>
+<blockquote><p>Quis desiderio sit pudor aut modus<br />
+Tam cari capitis?</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So you sing, for the dear head you mourn has sunk, for ever,
+beneath the wave.&nbsp; Virgil might wander forth bearing the
+golden branch &ldquo;the Sibyl doth to singing men allow,&rdquo;
+and might visit, as one not wholly without hope, the dim
+dwellings of the dead and the unborn.&nbsp; To him was it
+permitted to see and sing &ldquo;mothers and men, and the bodies
+outworn of mighty heroes, boys and unwedded maids, and young men
+borne to the funeral fire before their parent&rsquo;s
+eyes.&rdquo;&nbsp; The endless caravan swept past
+him&mdash;&ldquo;many as fluttering leaves that drop and fall in
+autumn woods when the first frost begins; many as birds that
+flock landward from the great sea when now the chill year drives
+them o&rsquo;er the deep and leads them to sunnier
+lands.&rdquo;&nbsp; Such things was it given to the sacred poet
+to behold, and &ldquo;the happy seats and sweet pleasances of
+fortunate souls, where the larger light clothes all the plains
+and dips them in a rosier gleam, plains with their own new sun
+and stars before unknown.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ah, not <i>frustra
+pius</i> was Virgil, as you say, Horace, in your melancholy
+song.&nbsp; In him, we fancy, there was a happier mood than your
+melancholy patience.&nbsp; &ldquo;Not, though thou wert sweeter
+of song than Thracian Orpheus, with that lyre whose lay led the
+dancing trees, not so would the blood return to the empty shade
+of him whom once with dread wand, the inexorable God hath folded
+with his shadowy flocks; but patience lighteneth what heaven
+forbids us to undo.&rdquo;</p>
+<blockquote><p>Durum, sed levius fit patietia!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It was all your philosophy in that last sad resort to which we
+are pushed so often&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;With close-lipped Patience for our only
+friend,<br />
+Sad Patience, too near neighbour of Despair.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The Epicurean is at one with the Stoic at last, and Horace
+with Marcus Aurelius.&nbsp; &ldquo;To go away from among men, if
+there are Gods, is not a thing to be afraid of; but if indeed
+they do not exist, or if they have no concern about human
+affairs, what is it to me to live in a universe devoid of gods or
+devoid of providence?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>An excellent philosophy, but easier to those for whom no Hope
+had dawned or seemed to set.&nbsp; Yes! it is harder than common,
+Horace, for us to think of <i>you</i>, still glad somewhere,
+among rivers like Liris and plains and vine-clad hills, that</p>
+<blockquote><p>Solemque suum, sua sidera norunt.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It is hard, for you looked for no such thing.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Omnes una
+manet nox</i><br />
+<i>Et calcanda semel via leti</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>You could not tell M&aelig;cenas that you would meet him
+again; you could only promise to tread the dark path with
+him.</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Ibimus</i>,
+<i>ibimus</i>,<br />
+<i>Utcunque pr&aelig;cedes</i>, <i>supremum</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Carpere iter comites
+parati</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Enough, Horace, of these mortuary musings.&nbsp; You loved the
+lesson of the roses, and now and again would speak somewhat like
+a death&rsquo;s head over your temperate cups of Sabine
+<i>ordinaire</i>.&nbsp; Your melancholy moral was but meant to
+heighten the joy of your pleasant life, when wearied Italy, after
+all her wars and civic bloodshed, had won a peaceful haven.&nbsp;
+The harbour might be treacherous; the prince might turn to the
+tyrant; far away on the wide Roman marches might be heard, as it
+were, the endless, ceaseless monotone of beating horses&rsquo;
+hoofs and marching feet of men.&nbsp; They were coming, they were
+nearing, like footsteps heard on wool; there was a sound of
+multitudes and millions of barbarians, all the North, <i>officina
+gentium</i>, mustering and marshalling her peoples.&nbsp; But
+their coming was not to be to-day, nor to-morrow, nor to-day was
+the budding Empire to blossom into the blood-red flower of
+Nero.&nbsp; In the lull between the two tempests of Republic and
+Empire your odes sound &ldquo;like linnets in the pauses of the
+wind.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>What joy there is in these songs! what delight of life, what
+an exquisite Hellenic grace of art, what a manly nature to
+endure, what tenderness and constancy of friendship, what a sense
+of all that is fair in the glittering stream, the music of the
+waterfall, the hum of bees, the silvery grey of the olive woods
+on the hillside!&nbsp; How human are all your verses, Horace!
+what a pleasure is yours in the straining poplars, swaying in the
+wind! what gladness you gain from the white crest of Soracte,
+beheld through the fluttering snowflakes while the logs are being
+piled higher on the hearth.&nbsp; You sing of women and
+wine&mdash;not all wholehearted in your praise of them, perhaps,
+for passion frightens you, and &rsquo;tis pleasure more than love
+that you commend to the young.&nbsp; Lydia and Glycera, and the
+others, are but passing guests of a heart at ease in itself, and
+happy enough when their facile reign is ended.&nbsp; You seem to
+me like a man who welcomes middle age, and is more glad than
+Sophocles was to &ldquo;flee from these hard masters&rdquo; the
+passions.&nbsp; In the fallow leisure of life you glance round
+contented, and find all very good save the need to leave all
+behind.&nbsp; Even that you take with an Italian good-humour, as
+the folk of your sunny country bear poverty and hunger.</p>
+<blockquote><p><i>Durum</i>, <i>sed levius fit patientia</i>!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>To them, to you, the loveliness of your land is, and was, a
+thing to live for.&nbsp; None of the Latin poets your fellows, or
+none but Virgil, seem to me to have known so well as you, Horace,
+how happy and fortunate a thing it was to be born in Italy.&nbsp;
+You do not say so, like your Virgil, in one splendid passage,
+numbering the glories of the land as a lover might count the
+perfections of his mistress.&nbsp; But the sentiment is ever in
+your heart and often on your lips.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me nec tam patiens
+Laced&aelig;mon,<br />
+Nec tam Lariss&aelig; percussit campus opim&aelig;,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Quam domus Albune&aelig; resonantis<br />
+Et pr&aelig;ceps Anio, ac Tiburni lucus, et uda<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Mobilibus pomaria rivis. <a
+name="citation229"></a><a href="#footnote229"
+class="citation">[229]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>So a poet should speak, and to every singer his own land
+should be dearest.&nbsp; Beautiful is Italy with the grave and
+delicate outlines of her sacred hills, her dark groves, her
+little cities perched like eyries on the crags, her rivers
+gliding under ancient walls; beautiful is Italy, her seas, and
+her suns: but dearer to me the long grey wave that bites the rock
+below the minster in the north; dearer are the barren moor and
+black peat-water swirling in tauny foam, and the scent of bog
+myrtle and the bloom of heather, and, watching over the lochs,
+the green round-shouldered hills.</p>
+<p>In affection for your native land, Horace, certainly the pride
+in great Romans dead and gone made part, and you were, in all
+senses, a lover of your country, your country&rsquo;s heroes,
+your country&rsquo;s gods.&nbsp; None but a patriot could have
+sung that ode on Regulus, who died, as our own hero died on an
+evil day, for the honour of Rome, as Gordon for the honour of
+England.</p>
+<p class="poetry">Fertur pudic&aelig; conjugis osculum,<br />
+Parvosque natos, ut capitis minor,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Ab se removisse, et virilem<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Torvus humi posuisse voltum:</p>
+<p class="poetry">Donec labantes consilio patres<br />
+Firmaret auctor nunquam alias dato,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Interque m&aelig;rentes amicos<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Egregius properaret exul.</p>
+<p class="poetry">Atqui sciebat, qu&aelig; sibi barbarus<br />
+Tortor pararet: non aliter tamen<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Dimovit obstantes propinquos,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Et populum reditus morantem,</p>
+<p class="poetry">Quam si clientum longa negotia<br />
+Dijudicata lite relinqueret,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Tendens Venafranos in agros<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Aut Laced&aelig;monium Tarentum.
+<a name="citation231"></a><a href="#footnote231"
+class="citation">[231]</a></p>
+<p>We talk of the Greeks as your teachers.&nbsp; Your teachers
+they were, but that poem could only have been written by a
+Roman!&nbsp; The strength, the tenderness, the noble and
+monumental resolution and resignation&mdash;these are the gifts
+of the lords of human things, the masters of the world.</p>
+<p>Your country&rsquo;s heroes are dear to you, Horace, but you
+did not sing them better than your country&rsquo;s Gods, the
+pious protecting spirits of the hearth, the farm, the field;
+kindly ghosts, it may be, of Latin fathers dead or Gods framed in
+the image of these.&nbsp; What you actually believed we know not,
+<i>you</i> knew not.&nbsp; Who knows what he believes?&nbsp;
+<i>Parcus Deorum cultor</i> you bowed not often, it may be, in
+the temples of the state religion and before the statues of the
+great Olympians; but the pure and pious worship of rustic
+tradition, the faith handed down by the homely elders, with
+<i>that</i> you never broke.&nbsp; Clean hands and a pure heart,
+these, with a sacred cake and shining grains of salt, you could
+offer to the Lares.&nbsp; It was a benignant religion, uniting
+old times and new, men living and men long dead and gone, in a
+kind of service and sacrifice solemn yet familiar.</p>
+<p
+class="poetry">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>Te
+nihil attinet</i><br />
+<i>Tentare multa c&aelig;de bidentium</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Parvos coronantem marino</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Rore deos fragilique
+myrto</i>.</p>
+<p class="poetry"><i>Immunis aram si tetigit manus</i>,<br />
+<i>Non sumptuosa blandior hostia</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Mellivit aversos Penates</i><br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>Farre pio et saliente mica</i>,
+<a name="citation233"></a><a href="#footnote233"
+class="citation">[233]</a></p>
+<p>Farewell, dear Horace; farewell, thou wise and kindly heathen;
+of mortals the most human, the friend of my friends and of so
+many generations of men.</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center"><i>Ave atque
+Vale</i>!</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2>FOOTNOTES</h2>
+<p><a name="footnote13"></a><a href="#citation13"
+class="footnote">[13]</a>&nbsp; I am informed that the <i>Natural
+History of Young Ladies</i> is attributed, by some writers, to
+another philosopher, the author of <i>The Art of Pluck</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote48a"></a><a href="#citation48a"
+class="footnote">[48a]</a>&nbsp; Rape of the Lock.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote48b"></a><a href="#citation48b"
+class="footnote">[48b]</a>&nbsp; In Mr. Hogarth&rsquo;s
+Caricatura.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote49"></a><a href="#citation49"
+class="footnote">[49]</a>&nbsp; Elwin&rsquo;s Pope, ii. 15.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote50"></a><a href="#citation50"
+class="footnote">[50]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;Poor Pope was always a
+hand-to-mouth liar.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Pope</i>, by Leslie Stephen,
+139.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote64"></a><a href="#citation64"
+class="footnote">[64]</a>&nbsp; The Greek
+&#8165;&#8057;&mu;&beta;&omicron;&sigmaf;, mentioned by Lucian
+and Theocritus, was the magical weapon of the
+Australians&mdash;the <i>turndun</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote160"></a><a href="#citation160"
+class="footnote">[160]</a>&nbsp; Lord Napier and Ettrick points
+out to me that, unluckily, the tradition is erroneous.&nbsp;
+Piers was not executed at all.&nbsp; William Cockburn suffered in
+Edinburgh.&nbsp; But the <i>Border Minstrelsy</i> overrides
+history.</p>
+<p><i>Criminal Trials in Scotland</i>, by Robert Pitcairn,
+Esq.&nbsp; Vol. i. part i. p. 144, <span
+class="GutSmall">A.D.</span> 1530. 17 Jac.&nbsp; V.</p>
+<p>May 16.&nbsp; William Cokburne of Henderland, convicted (in
+presence of the King) of high treason committed by him in
+bringing Alexander Forestare and his son, Englishmen, to the
+plundering of Archibald Somervile; and for treasonably bringing
+certain Englishmen to the lands of Glenquhome; and for common
+theft, common reset of theft, out-putting and in-putting
+thereof.&nbsp; Sentence.&nbsp; For which causes and crimes he has
+forfeited his life, lands, and goods, movable and immovable;
+which shall be escheated to the King.&nbsp; Beheaded.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote169"></a><a href="#citation169"
+class="footnote">[169]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;The Lesson of
+Jupiter.&rdquo;&mdash;Nineteenth Century, October 1885.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote215"></a><a href="#citation215"
+class="footnote">[215]</a>&nbsp; Mr. Swinburne&rsquo;s and Mr.
+Arnold&rsquo;s diverse views of Byron will be found in the
+<i>Selections</i> by Mr. Arnold and in the <i>Nineteenth
+Century</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote216"></a><a href="#citation216"
+class="footnote">[216]</a>&nbsp; The hills above San Remo, where
+rose-bushes are planted by the shrines.&nbsp; Omar desired that
+his grave might be where the wind would scatter rose-leaves over
+it.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote218"></a><a href="#citation218"
+class="footnote">[218]</a>&nbsp; Omar was contemporary with the
+battle of Hastings.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote219"></a><a href="#citation219"
+class="footnote">[219]</a> Per mandata Ducis, Rex hic, Heralde,
+quiescis,</p>
+<p>Ut custos maneas littoris et pelagi.</p>
+<p><a name="footnote229"></a><a href="#citation229"
+class="footnote">[229]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;Me neither resolute
+Sparta nor the rich Lariss&aelig;an plain so enraptures as the
+fane of echoing Albunea, the headlong Anio, the grove of Tibur,
+the orchards watered by the wandering rills.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="footnote231"></a><a href="#citation231"
+class="footnote">[231]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;They say he put aside
+from him the pure lips of his wife and his little children, like
+a man unfree, and with his brave face bowed earthward sternly he
+waited till with such counsel as never mortal gave he might
+strengthen the hearts of the Fathers, and through his mourning
+friends go forth, a hero, into exile.&nbsp; Yet well he knew what
+things were being prepared for him at the hands of the
+tormentors, who, none the less, put aside the kinsmen that barred
+his path and the people that would fain have delayed his return,
+passing through their midst as he might have done if, his
+retainers&rsquo; weary business ended and the suits adjudged, he
+were faring to his Venafran lands or to Dorian
+Tarentum.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="footnote233"></a><a href="#citation233"
+class="footnote">[233]</a>&nbsp; &ldquo;Thou, Phidyle, hast no
+need to besiege the gods with slaughter so great of sheep, thou
+who crownest thy tiny deities with myrtle rare and
+rosemary.&nbsp; If but the hand be clean that touches the altar,
+then richest sacrifice will not more appease the angered Penates
+than the duteous cake and salt that crackles in the
+blaze.&rdquo;</p>
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