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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Queed, by Henry Sydnor Harrison
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+Title: Queed
+
+Author: Henry Sydnor Harrison
+
+Release Date: December 8, 2004 [EBook #14303]
+Last Updated: June 18, 2016
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK QUEED ***
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+[Illustration: MR. QUEED, YOU ARE AFFLICTED WITH A
+FATAL MALADY. YOUR COSMOS IS ALL EGO]
+
+
+
+
+QUEED
+
+A NOVEL
+
+BY
+
+HENRY SYDNOR HARRISON
+
+WITH A FRONTISPIECE BY
+R.M. CROSBY
+
+[Illustration: TOVT RIEN OV RIEN]
+
+BOSTON AND NEW YORK
+HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY
+
+The Riverside Press Cambridge
+1911
+
+
+
+
+TO MY MOTHER
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+I
+_First Meeting between a Citizen in Spectacles and the Great
+Pleasure-Dog Behemoth; also of Charles Gardiner West, a
+Personage at Thirty_. 3
+
+II
+_Mrs. Paynter's Boarding-House: which was not founded as an
+Eleemosynary Institution_. 14
+
+III
+_Encounter between Charlotte Lee Weyland, a Landlady's Agent,
+and Doctor Queed, a Young Man who wouldn't pay his Board_. 25
+
+IV
+_Relating how Two Stars in their Courses fought for Mr. Queed;
+and how he accepted Remunerative Employment under Colonel
+Cowles, the Military Political Economist_. 40
+
+V
+_Selections from Contemporary Opinions of Mr. Queed; also concerning
+Henry G. Surface, his Life and Deeds; of Fifi, the Landlady's
+Daughter, and how she happened to look up Altruism in the
+Dictionary_. 51
+
+VI
+_Autobiographical Data imparted, for Sound Business Reasons,
+to a Landlady's Agent; of the Agent's Other Title, etc._ 64
+
+VII
+_In which an Assistant Editor, experiencing the Common Desire
+to thrash a Proof-Reader, makes a Humiliating Discovery;
+and of how Trainer Klinker gets a Pupil the Same Evening_. 79
+
+VIII
+_Formal Invitation to Fifi to share Queed's Dining-Room (provided
+it is very cold upstairs); and First Outrage upon the Sacred
+Schedule of Hours_. 93
+
+IX
+_Of Charles Gardiner West, President-Elect of Blaines College,
+and his Ladies Fair: all in Mr. West's Lighter Manner_. 104
+
+X
+_Of Fifi on Friendship, and who would be sorry if Queed died;
+of Queed's Mad Impulse, sternly overcome; of his Indignant
+Call upon Nicolovius, the Old Professor_. 114
+
+XI
+_Concerning a Plan to make a Small Gift to a Fellow-Boarder,
+and what it led to in the Way of Calls; also touching upon
+Mr. Queed's Dismissal from the Post, and the Generous Resolve
+of the Young Lady, Charles Weyland_. 127
+
+XII
+_More Consequences of the Plan about the Gift, and of how Mr.
+Queed drinks his Medicine like a Man; Fifi on Men, and how
+they do; Second Corruption of the Sacred Schedule_. 137
+
+XIII
+_"Taking the Little Doctor Down a Peg or Two": as performed
+for the First and Only Time by Sharlee Weyland_. 146
+
+XIV
+_In which Klinker quotes Scripture, and Queed has helped Fifi
+with her Lessons for the Last Time_. 163
+
+XV
+_In a Country Churchyard, and afterwards; of Friends: how they
+take your Time while they live, and then die, upsetting your
+Evening's Work; and what Buck Klinker saw in the Scriptorium
+at 2 a.m._. 174
+
+XVI
+_Triumphal Return of Charles Gardiner West from the Old World;
+and of how the Other World had wagged in his Absence_. 186
+
+XVII
+_A Remeeting in a Cemetery: the Unglassed Queed who loafed on
+Rustic Bridges; of the Consequences of failing to tell a Lady
+that you hope to see her again soon_. 200
+
+XVIII
+_Of President West of Old Blaines College, his Trustees and his
+Troubles; his Firmness in the Brown-Jones Hazing Incident
+so misconstrued by Malicious Asses; his Article for the Post,
+and why it was never printed: all ending in West's Profound
+Dissatisfaction with the Rewards of Patriotism_. 216
+
+XIX
+_The Little House on Duke of Gloucester Street; and the Beginning
+of Various Feelings, Sensibilities, and Attitudes between two
+Lonely Men_. 239
+
+XX
+_Meeting of the Post Directors to elect a Successor to Colonel
+Cowles; Charles Gardiner West's Sensible Remarks on Mr. Queed; Mr.
+West's Resignation from Old Blaines College, and New Consecration
+to the Uplift_. 248
+
+XXI
+_Queed sits on the Steps with Sharlee, and sees Some Old Soldiers
+go marching by_. 257
+
+XXII
+_In which Professor Nicolovius drops a Letter on the Floor, and
+Queed conjectures that happiness sometimes comes to Men
+wearing a Strange Face_. 274
+
+XXIII
+_Of the Bill for the Reformatory, and its Critical Situation; of
+West's Second Disappointment with the Rewards of Patriotism;
+of the Consolation he found in the Most Charming Resolve
+in the World_. 290
+
+XXIV
+_Sharlee's Parlor on Another Evening; how One Caller outsat Two,
+and why; also, how Sharlee looked in her Mirror for a Long
+Time, and why_. 300
+
+XXV
+_Recording a Discussion about the Reformatory between Editor
+West and his Dog-like Admirer, the City Boss; and a Briefer
+Conversation between West and Prof. Nicolovius's Boarder_. 312
+
+XXVI
+_In which Queed forces the Old Professor's Hand, and the Old
+Professor takes to his Bed_. 330
+
+XXVII
+_Sharlee Weyland reads the Morning Post; of Rev. Mr. Dayne's
+Fight at Ephesus and the Telephone Message that never came;
+of the Editor's Comment upon the Assistant Editor's Resignation,
+which perhaps lacked Clarity; and of how Eight Men elect a
+Mayor_. 345
+
+XXVIII
+_How Words can be like Blows, and Blue Eyes stab deep; how
+Queed sits by a Bedside and reviews his Life; and how a
+Thought leaps at him and will not down_. 363
+
+XXIX
+_In which Queed's Shoulders can bear One Man's Roguery and
+Another's Dishonor, and of what these Fardels cost him: how
+for the Second Time in his Life he stays out of Bed to think_. 375
+
+XXX
+_Death of the Old Professor, and how Queed finds that his List of
+Friends has grown; a Last Will and Testament; Exchange of
+Letters among Prominent Attorneys, which unhappily proves
+futile_. 387
+
+XXXI
+_God moves in a Mysterious Way: how the finished Miss Avery
+appears as the Instrument of Providence; how Sharlee sees
+her Idol of Many Years go toppling in the Dust, and how it is
+her Turn to meditate in the Still Watches_. 397
+
+XXXII
+_Second Meeting between a Citizen and the Great Pleasure-Dog
+Behemoth, involving Plans for Two New Homes_. 416
+
+
+
+
+QUEED
+
+I
+
+ _First Meeting between a citizen in Spectacles and the Great
+ Pleasure-Dog Behemoth; also of Charles Gardiner West, a Personage
+ at Thirty._
+
+
+It was five of a November afternoon, crisp and sharp, and already
+running into dusk. Down the street came a girl and a dog, rather a small
+girl and quite a behemothian dog. If she had been a shade smaller, or he
+a shade more behemothian, the thing would have approached a parody on
+one's settled idea of a girl and a dog. She had enough height to save
+that, but it was the narrowest sort of squeak.
+
+The dog was of the breed which are said to come trotting into Alpine
+monasteries of a winter's night with fat American travelers in their
+mouths, frozen stiff. He was extremely large for his age, whatever that
+was. On the other hand, the girl was small for her age, which was
+twenty-four next month; not so much short, you understand, for she was
+of a reasonable height, as of a dainty slimness, a certain exquisite
+reticence of the flesh. She had cares and duties and even sober-sided
+responsibilities in this world, beyond the usual run of girls. Yet her
+hat was decidedly of the mode that year; her suit was smartly and
+engagingly cut; her furs were glossy and black and big. Her face, it may
+be said here as well as later, had in its time given pleasure to the
+male sex, and some food for critical conversation to the female. A good
+many of the young men whom she met along the way this afternoon appeared
+distinctly pleased to speak to her.
+
+The girl was Sharlee Weyland, and Sharlee was the short for Charlotte
+Lee, as invented by herself some score of years before. One baby-name in
+a hundred sticks through a lifetime, and hers was the one in that
+particular hundred. Of the young men along the way, one was so lucky as
+to catch her eye through a large plate-glass window. It was Semple and
+West's window, the ground-floor one in the great new Commonwealth
+Building, of which the town is rightly so proud, and the young man was
+no other than West, Charles Gardiner himself. A smile warmed his
+good-looking face when he met the eye of the girl and the dog; he waved
+a hand at them. That done, he immediately vanished from the window and
+reached for his hat and coat; gave hurried directions to a clerk and a
+stenographer; and sallying forth, overtook the pair before they had
+reached the next corner.
+
+"Everything's topsy-turvy," said he, coming alongside. "Here you are
+frivolously walking downtown with a dog. Usually at this time you are
+most earnestly walking uptown, and not a sign of a dog as far as the eye
+can see. What on earth's happened?"
+
+"Oh, how do you do?" said she, apparently not displeased to find herself
+thus surprised from the rear. "I too have a mad kind of feeling, as
+though the world had gone upside down. Don't be amazed if I suddenly
+clutch out at you to keep from falling. But the name of it--of this
+feeling--is having a holiday. Mr. Dayne went to New York at 12.20."
+
+"Ah, I see. When the cat's away?"
+
+"Not at all. I am taking this richly earned vacation by his express
+command."
+
+"In that case, why mightn't we turn about and go a real walk--cease
+picking our way through the noisome hum of commerce and set brisk
+evening faces toward the open road--and all that? You and I and the dog.
+What is his name? Rollo, I suppose?"
+
+"Rollo! No! Or Tray or Fido, either! His name is Bee, short for
+Behemoth--and I think that a very captivating little name, don't you?
+His old name, the one I bought him by, was Fred--_Fred_!--but already he
+answers to the pretty name of Bee as though he were born to it. Watch."
+She pursed her lips and gave a whistle, unexpectedly loud and clear.
+"Here, Bee, here! Here, sir! Look, look. He turned around _right away_!"
+
+West laughed. "Wonderfully gifted dog. But I believe you mentioned
+taking a walk in the November air. I can only say that physicians
+strongly recommend it, valetudinarians swear by it--"
+
+"Oh--if I only could!--but I simply cannot think of it. Do you know, I
+never have a holiday without wondering how on earth I could have gotten
+on another day without it. You can't imagine what loads of things I've
+done since two o'clock, and loads remain. The very worst job of them all
+still hangs by a hair over my head. I must cross here."
+
+West said that evidently her conception of a holiday was badly mixed. As
+they walked he paid for her society by incessantly taking off his hat;
+nearly everybody they met spoke to them, many more to him than to her.
+Though both of them had been born in that city and grown up with it, the
+girl had only lately come to know West well, and she did not know him
+very well now. All the years hitherto she had joined in the general
+admiration of him shyly and from a distance, the pretty waiting-lady's
+attitude toward the dazzling young crown prince. She was observant, and
+so she could not fail to observe now the cordiality with which people of
+all sorts saluted him, the touch of deference in the greeting of not a
+few. He was scarcely thirty, but it would have been clear to a duller
+eye that he was already something of a personage. Yet he held no public
+office, nor were his daily walks the walks of philanthropic labor for
+the common good. In fact Semple & West's was merely a brokerage
+establishment, which was understood to be cleaning up a tolerable lot of
+money per annum.
+
+They stood on the corner, waiting for a convenient chance to cross, and
+West looked at her as at one whom it was pleasant to rest one's eyes
+upon. She drew his attention to their humming environment. For a city of
+that size the life and bustle here were, indeed, such as to take the
+eye. Trolley cars clanged by in a tireless procession; trucks were
+rounding up for stable and for bed; delivery wagons whizzed corners and
+bumped on among them; now and then a chauffeur honked by, grim eyes
+roving for the unwary pedestrian. On both sides of the street the
+homeward march of tired humans was already forming and quickening.
+
+"Heigho! We're living in an interesting time, you and I," said West. "It
+isn't every generation that can watch its old town change into a
+metropolis right under its eyes."
+
+"I remember," said she, "when it was an exciting thing to see anybody on
+the street you didn't know. You went home and told the family about it,
+and very likely counted the spoons next morning. The city seemed to
+belong to _us_ then. And now--look. Everywhere new kings that know not
+Joseph. Bee!"
+
+"It's the law of life; the old order changeth." He turned and looked
+along the street, into the many faces of the homeward bound. "The
+eternal mystery of the people.... Don't you like to look at their faces
+and wonder what they're all doing and thinking and hoping and dreaming
+to make out of their lives?"
+
+"Don't you think they're all hoping and dreaming just one thing?--how to
+make more money than they're making at present? All over the world,"
+said Miss Weyland, "bright young men lie awake at night, thinking up
+odd, ingenious ways to take other people's money away from them. These
+young men are the spirit of America. We're having an irruption of them
+here now ... the Goths sacking the sacred city."
+
+"Clever rascals they are too. I," said West, "belong to the other group.
+I sleep of nights and wake up in the morning to have your bright young
+Goths take my money away from me."
+
+He laughed and continued: "Little Bobby Smythe, who used to live here,
+was in my office the other day. I was complimenting him on the
+prosperity of the plumbers' supply manufacture--for such is his mundane
+occupation, in Schenectady, N.Y. Bobby said that plumbers' supplies were
+all well enough, but he made his real money from an interesting device
+of his own. There is a lot of building going on in his neighborhood, it
+seems, and it occurred to him to send around to the various owners and
+offer his private watchman to guard the loose building materials at
+night. This for the very reasonable price of $3.50 a week. It went like
+hot cakes. 'But,' said I, 'surely your one watchman can't look after
+thirty-seven different places.' 'No,' said Bobby, 'but they think he
+does.' I laughed and commended his ingenuity. 'But the best part of the
+joke,' said he, 'is that _I haven't got any watchman at all_.'"
+
+Sharlee Weyland laughed gayly. "Bobby could stand for the portrait of
+young America."
+
+"You've been sitting at the feet of a staunch old Tory Gamaliel named
+Colonel Cowles. I can see that. Ah, me! My garrulity has cost us a
+splendid chance to cross. What are all these dreadful things you have
+still left to do on your so-called holiday?"
+
+"Well," said she, "first I'm going to Saltman's to buy stationery. Boxes
+and boxes of it, for the Department. Bee! Come here, sir! Look how fat
+this purse is. I'm going to spend all of that. Bee! I wish I had put him
+to leash. He's going to hurt himself in a minute--you see!--"
+
+"Don't you think he's much more likely to hurt somebody else? For a
+guess, that queer-looking little citizen in spectacles over the way, who
+so evidently doesn't know where he is at."
+
+"Oh, do you think so?--Bee!... Then, after stationery, comes the
+disagreeable thing, and yet interesting too. I have to go to my Aunt
+Jennie's, dunning."
+
+"You are compelled to dun your Aunt Jennie?"
+
+She laughed. "No--dun for her, because she's too tender-hearted to do
+it herself. There's a man there who won't pay his board. Bee!
+Bee!--BEE!-O heavens--It's happened!"
+
+And, too quick for West, she was gone into the mêlée, which immediately
+closed in behind her, barricading him away.
+
+What had happened was a small tragedy in its way. The little citizen in
+spectacles, who had been standing on the opposite corner vacantly eating
+an apple out of a paper bag, had unwisely chosen his moment to try the
+crossing. He was evidently an indoors sort of man and no shakes at
+crossing streets, owing to the introspective nature of his mind. A
+grocery wagon shaved him by an inch. It was doing things to the
+speed-limit, this wagon, because a dashing police patrol was close
+behind, treading on its tail and indignantly clanging it to turn out,
+which it could not possibly do. To avoid erasing the little citizen, the
+patrol man had to pull sharply out; and this manoeuvre, as Fate had
+written it, brought him full upon the great dog Behemoth, who, having
+slipped across the tracks, stood gravely waiting for the flying wagon to
+pass. Thus it became a clear case of _sauve qui peut_, and the devil
+take the hindermost. There was nothing in the world for Behemoth to do
+but wildly leap under the hoofs for his life. This he did successfully.
+But on the other side he met the spectacled citizen full and fair, and
+down they went together with a thud.
+
+The little man came promptly to a sitting posture and took stock of the
+wreck. His hat he could not see anywhere, the reason being that he was
+sitting on it. The paper bag, of course, had burst; some of the apples
+had rolled to amazing distances, and newsboys, entire strangers to the
+fallen gentleman, were eating them with cries of pleasure. This he saw
+in one pained glance. But on the very heels of the dog, it seemed, came
+hurrying a girl with marks of great anxiety on her face.
+
+"Can you possibly forgive him? That fire-alarm thing scared him
+crazy--he's usually so good! You aren't hurt, are you? I do hope so much
+that you aren't?"
+
+The young man, sitting calmly in the street, glanced up at Miss Weyland
+with no sign of interest.
+
+"I have no complaint to make," he answered, precisely; "though the loss
+of my fruit seems unfortunate, to say the least of it."
+
+"I know! The way they fell on them," she answered, as self-unconscious
+as he--"quite as though you had offered to treat! I'm very much
+mortified--But--_are_ you hurt? I thought for a minute that the coal
+cart was going right over you."
+
+A crowd had sprung up in a wink; a circle of interested faces watching
+the unembarrassed girl apologizing to the studious-looking little man
+who sat so calmly upon his hat in the middle of the street. Meantime all
+traffic on that side was hopelessly blocked. Swearing truck drivers
+stood up on their seats from a block away to see what had halted the
+procession.
+
+"But what is the object of a dog like that?" inquired the man
+ruminatively. "What good is he? What is he for?"
+
+"Why--why--why," said she, looking ready to laugh--"he's not a
+utilitarian dog at all, you see! He's a pleasure-dog, you know--just a
+big, beautiful dog to give pleasure!--"
+
+"The pleasure he has given me," said the man, gravely producing his
+derby from beneath him and methodically undenting it, "is negligible. I
+may say non-existent."
+
+From somewhere rose a hoarse titter. The girl glanced up, and for the
+first time became aware that her position was somewhat unconventional. A
+very faint color sprang into her cheeks, but she was not the kind to
+retreat in disorder. West dodged through the blockade in time to hear
+her say with a final, smiling bow:
+
+"I'm so glad you aren't hurt, believe me ... And if my dog has given you
+no pleasure, you may like to think that you have given him a great
+deal."
+
+A little flushed but not defeated, her gloved hand knotted in Behemoth's
+gigantic scruff, she moved away, resigning the situation to West. West
+handled it in his best manner, civilly assisting the little man to rise,
+and bowing himself off with the most graceful expressions of regret for
+the mishap.
+
+Miss Weyland was walking slowly, waiting for him, and he fell in beside
+her on the sidewalk.
+
+"Don't speak to me suddenly," said she, in rather a muffled voice. "I
+don't want to scream on a public street."
+
+"Scratch a professor and you find a Tartar," said West, laughing too.
+"When I finally caught you, laggard that I was, you looked as if he were
+being rude."
+
+Miss Weyland questioned the rudeness; she said that the man was only
+superbly natural. "Thoughts came to him and he blabbed them out
+artlessly. The only things that he seemed in the least interested in
+were his apples and Bee. Don't you think from this that he must be a
+floral and faunal naturalist?"
+
+"No Goth, at any rate. Did you happen to notice the tome sticking out of
+his coat pocket? It was _The Religion of Humanity_, unless my old eyes
+deceived me. Who under heaven reads Comte nowadays?"
+
+"Not me," said Miss Weyland.
+
+"There's nothing to it. As a wealthy old friend of mine once remarked,
+people who read that sort of books never make over eighteen hundred a
+year."
+
+On that they turned into Saltman's. There much stationery and collateral
+stuff was bought for cash paid down, and all for the use of the
+Department. Next, at a harness-store, a leash was bargained for and
+obtained, and Behemoth bowled over no more young men that day.
+Thereafter, the two set their faces westerly till they came to the
+girl's home, where the dog was delivered to the cook, and Miss Weyland
+went upstairs to kiss her mother. Still later they set out northward
+through the lamp-lit night for the older part of town, where resided the
+aunt on whose behalf there was dunning to be done that night.
+
+Charles Gardiner West asserted that he had not a thing in all this world
+to do, and that erranding was only another way of taking a walk, when
+you came to think of it. She was frankly glad of his company; to be
+otherwise was to be fantastic; and now as they strolled she led him to
+talk of his work, which was never difficult. For West, despite his
+rising prosperity, was dissatisfied with his calling, the reason being,
+as he himself sometimes put it, that his heart did not abide with the
+money changers.
+
+"Sometimes at night," he said seriously, "I look back over the busy day
+and ask myself what it has all amounted to. Suppose I did all the
+world's stock-jobbing, what would I really have accomplished? You may
+say that I could take all the money I made and spend it for free
+hospitals, but would I do it? No. The more I made, the more I'd want for
+myself, the more all my interest and ambition would twine themselves
+around the counting-room. You can't serve two masters, can you, Miss
+Weyland? Uplifting those who need uplifting is a separate business, all
+by itself."
+
+"You could make the money," laughed she, "and let me spend it for you. I
+know this minute where I could put a million to glorious advantage."
+
+"I'm going to get out of it," said West. "I've told Semple so--though
+perhaps it ought not to go further just yet. I'd enjoy," said he, "just
+such work as yours. There's none finer. You'd like me immensely as your
+royal master, I suppose? Want nothing better than to curtsy and kowtow
+when I flung out a gracious order?--as, for instance, to shut up shop
+and go and take a holiday?"
+
+"Delicious! Though I doubt if anybody in the world could improve on Mr.
+Dayne." Suddenly a new thought struck her, and she made a faint grimace.
+"There's nothing so very fine about my present work--oh me! I'll give
+you that if you want it."
+
+"I see I must look this gift horse over very closely. What is it?"
+
+"They call it dunning."
+
+"I forgot. You started to tell me, and then your dog ran amuck and
+began butting perfect strangers all over the place."
+
+"Oh," said she, "it's the commonest little story in the world. All
+landladies can tell them to you by the hour. This man has been at Aunt
+Jennie's nearly a month, and what's the color of his money she hasn't
+the faintest idea. Such is the way our bright young men carve out their
+fortunes--the true Gothic architecture! Possibly Aunt Jennie has thrown
+out one or two delicate hints, carefully insulated to avoid hurting his
+feelings. You know the way our ladies of the old school do--the worst
+collectors the world has ever seen. So she telephoned me this
+morning--I'm her business woman, you see--asking me to come and advise
+her, and I'm coming, and after supper--"
+
+"Well, what'll you do?"
+
+"I'm going to talk with him, with the man. I'm simply going to _collect
+that money_. Or if I can't--"
+
+"What's the horrid alternative?"
+
+"I'm going to _fire_ him!"
+
+West laughed merrily. His face always looked most charming when he
+smiled. "Upon my word I believe you can do it."
+
+"I _have_ done it, lots of times."
+
+"Ah! And is the ceremony ever attended by scenes of storm and violence?"
+
+"Never. They march like little lambs when I say the word.
+Hay-foot--straw-foot!"
+
+"But then your aunt loses their arrears of board, I suppose."
+
+"Yes, and for that reason I never fire except as a last desperate
+resort. Signs of penitence, earnest resolves to lead a better life, are
+always noted and carefully considered."
+
+"If you _should_ need help with this customer to-night--not that I think
+you will, oh no!--telephone me. I'm amazingly good at handling bright
+young men. This is your aunt's, isn't it?"
+
+"No, no--next to the corner over there. O heavens! Look--_look!_"
+
+West looked. Up the front steps of Miss Weyland's Aunt Jennie's a man
+was going, a smallish man in a suit of dusty clothes, who limped
+as he walked. The electric light at the corner illumined him
+perfectly--glinted upon the spectacles, touched up the stout volume in
+the coat-pocket, beat full upon the swaybacked derby, whereon its owner
+had sat what time Charlotte Lee Weyland apologized for the gaucherie of
+Behemoth. And as they watched, this man pushed open Aunt Jennie's front
+door, with never so much as a glance at the door-bell, and stepped as of
+right inside.
+
+Involuntarily West and Miss Weyland had halted; and now they stared at
+each other with a kind of wild surmise which rapidly yielded to
+ludicrous certainty. West broke into a laugh.
+
+"Well, do you think you'll have the nerve to fire _him_?"
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+ _Mrs. Paynter's Boarding-House: which was not founded as an
+ Eleemosynary Institution._
+
+
+There was something of a flutter among the gathered boarders when Miss
+Weyland was seen to be entering the house, and William Klinker, who
+announced the fact from his place by the window, added that that had
+ought to help some with the supper. He reminded the parlor that there
+had been Porterhouse the last time. Miss Miller, from the sofa, told Mr.
+Klinker archly that he was _so_ material. She had only the other day
+mastered the word, but even that is more than could be said for Mr.
+Klinker. Major Brooke stood by the Latrobe heater, reading the evening
+paper under a flaring gas-light. He habitually came down early to get it
+before anybody else had a chance. By Miss Miller on the sofa sat Mr.
+Bylash, stroking the glossy moustache which other ladies before her time
+had admired intensely. Despite her archness Miss Miller had heard with a
+pang that Miss Weyland was coming to supper, and her reason was not
+unconnected with this same Mr. Bylash. In earlier meetings she had
+vaguely noted differences between Mrs. Paynter's pretty niece and
+herself. True, she considered these differences all in her own favor,
+as, for example, her far larger back pompadour, with the puffs, but you
+never could tell about gentlemen.
+
+"I'm surprised," she said to Mr. Klinker, "Mr. Bylash didn't go out to
+give her the glad hand, and welcome her into our humble _coturee_."
+
+Mr. Bylash, who had been thinking of doing that very thing, said rather
+shortly that the ladies present quite satisfied _him_.
+
+"And who do you think brought her around and right up to the door?"
+continued William Klinker, taking no notice of their blandishments.
+"Hon. West--Charles Gardenia West--"
+
+A scream from Miss Miller applauded the witty hit.
+
+"Oh, it ain't mine," said Mr. Klinker modestly. "I heard a fellow get it
+off at the shop the other day. He's a pretty smooth fellow, Charles
+Gardenia is--a little too smooth for my way of thinking. A fellow that's
+always so smilin'--Oh, you Smithy!" he suddenly yelled out the
+window--"Smithy! Hey!--Aw, I can beat the face off you!--Awright--eight
+sharp at the same place.--Go on, you fat Mohawk you!... But say," he
+resumed to the parlor, "y'know that little woman is a stormy petrel for
+this house--that's right. Remember the last time she was here--the time
+we had the Porterhouse? Conference in the dining-room after supper, and
+the next morning out went the trunks of that red-head fellow--from
+Baltimore--what's his name?--Milhiser."
+
+"Well, she hasn't got any call to intrude in my affairs," said Mr.
+Bylash, still rather miffed. "I'm here to tell you that!"
+
+"Oh, I ain't speakin' of the reg'lars," answered Klinker, "so don't get
+nervous. But say, I got kind of a hunch that here is where the little
+Doc gets his."
+
+Klinker's hunch was not without foundation; this very question was being
+agitated at that moment in the room just over his head. Miss Weyland,
+having passed the parlor portières with no thought that her movements
+were attracting interest on the other side of them, skipped up the
+stairs, rapped on her Aunt Jennie's door, and ran breathlessly into the
+room. Her aunt was sitting by the bureau, reading a novel from the
+circulating library. Though she had been sitting right here since about
+four o'clock, only getting up once to light the gas, she had a casual
+air like one who is only killing a moment's time between important
+engagements. She looked up at the girl's entrance, and an affectionate
+smile lit her well-lined face.
+
+"My dear Sharlee! I'm so glad to see you."
+
+They kissed tenderly.
+
+"Oh, Aunt Jennie, tell me! Is he--this man you telephoned me about--is
+he a little, small, dried young man, with spectacles and a brown derby,
+and needing a hair-cut, and the gravest, drollest manner in the world?
+Tell me--is he?"
+
+"My dear, you have described him to the life. Where did you see him?"
+
+Sharlee collapsed upon the bed. Presently she revived and outlined the
+situation to Aunt Jennie.
+
+Mrs. Paynter listened with some interest. If humor is a defect, as they
+tell us nowadays, she was almost a faultless woman. And in her day she
+had been a beauty and a toast. You hear it said generously of a
+thousand, but it happened to be true in her case. The high-bred
+regularity of feature still survived, but she had let herself go in
+latter years, as most women will who have other things than themselves
+to think about, and hard things at that. Her old black dress was
+carelessly put on; she could look at herself in the mirror by merely
+leaning forward an inch or two, and it never occurred to her to do
+it--an uncanny thing in a woman.
+
+"I'm sure it sounds quite like him," said Mrs. Paynter, when her niece
+had finished. "And so Gardiner West walked around with you. I hope, my
+dear, you asked him in to supper? We have an exceptionally nice
+Porterhouse steak to-night. But I suppose he would scorn--"
+
+The girl interrupted her, abolishing and demolishing such a thought. Mr.
+West would have been only too pleased, she said, but she positively
+would not ask him, because of the serious work that was afoot that
+night.
+
+"The pleasure I've so far given your little man," laughed she, patting
+her aunt's cheeks with her two hands, "has been negligible--I have his
+word for that--and to-night it is going to be the same, only more so."
+
+Sharlee arose, took off her coat and furs, laid them on the bed, and
+going to the bureau began fixing her hair in the back before the long
+mirror. No matter how well a woman looks to the untrained, or man's,
+eye, she can always put in some time pleasurably fixing her hair in the
+back.
+
+"Now," said Sharlee, "to business. Tell me all about the little
+dead-beat."
+
+"It is four weeks next Monday," said Mrs. Paynter, putting a shoe-horn
+in her novel to mark the place, "since the young man came to me. He was
+from New York, and just off the train. He said that he had been
+recommended to my house, but would not say by whom, nor could he give
+references. I did not insist on them, for I can't be too strict,
+Sharlee, with all the other boarding-places there are and that room
+standing empty for two months hand-running, and then for three months
+before that, before Miss Catlett, I mean. The fact is, that I ought to
+be over on the Avenue, where I could have only the best people. It would
+be infinitely more lucrative--why, my dear, you should hear Amy Marsden
+talk of her enormous profits! And Amy, while a dear, sweet little woman,
+is not clever! I remember as girls--but to go back even of that to the
+very heart of the matter, who ever heard of a clever _Wilkerson_? For
+she, you know, was born ..."
+
+"Never you mind Mrs. Marsden, Aunt Jennie," said the girl, gently
+drawing her back to the muttons,--"we'll make lots more money than she
+some day. So you gave him the room, then?"
+
+"Yes, the room known as the third hall back. A small, neat, economical
+room, entirely suitable for a single gentleman. I gave him my lowest
+price, though I must say I did not dream then that he would spend all
+his time in his room, apparently having no downtown occupation, which is
+certainly not what one expects from gentlemen, who get low terms on the
+silent understanding that they will take themselves out of the house
+directly after breakfast. Nevertheless--will you believe it?--ten days
+passed and not a word was said about payment. So one morning I stopped
+him in the hall, as though for a pleasant talk. However, I was careful
+to introduce the point, by means of an anecdote I told him, that guests
+here were expected to pay by the week. Of course I supposed that the
+hint would be sufficient."
+
+"But it wasn't, alas?"
+
+"On the contrary, ten days again passed, and you might suppose there was
+no such thing as money in all this world. Then I resolved to approach
+him directly. I knocked on his door, and when he opened it, I told him
+plainly and in so many words that I would be very much gratified if he
+would let me have a check whenever convenient, as unfortunately I had
+heavy bills due that must be met. I was very much mortified, Sharlee! As
+I stood there facing that young man, dunning him like a grocer's clerk,
+it flashed into my mind to wonder what your great-grandfather, the
+Governor, would think if he could have looked down and seen me. For as
+you know, my dear, though I doubt if you altogether realize it at all
+times, since our young people of to-day, I regret to have to say
+it--though of course I do except you from this criticism--"
+
+By gentle interruption and deft transition, Sharlee once more wafted the
+conversation back to the subject in hand.
+
+"And when you went so far as to tell him this, how did he take it?"
+
+"He took it admirably. He told me that I need feel no concern about the
+matter; that while out of funds for the moment, doubtless he would be in
+funds again shortly. His manner was dignified, calm, unabashed--"
+
+"But it didn't blossom, as we might say, in money?"
+
+"As to that--no. What are you to do, Sharlee? I feel sure the man is not
+dishonest,--in fact he has a singularly honest face, transparently
+so,--but he is only somehow queer. He appears an engrossed,
+absent-minded young man--what is the word I want?--an eccentric. That is
+what he is, an engrossed young eccentric."
+
+Sharlee leaned against the bureau and looked at her aunt thoughtfully.
+"Do you gather, Aunt Jennie, that he's a gentleman?"
+
+Mrs. Paynter threw out her hands helplessly. "What does the term mean
+nowadays? The race of gentlemen, as the class existed in my day, seems
+to be disappearing from the face of the earth. We see occasional
+survivals of the old order, like Gardiner West or the young Byrd men,
+but as a whole--well, my dear, I will only say that the modern standards
+would have excited horror fifty years ago and--"
+
+"Well, but according to the modern standards, do you think he is?"
+
+"I _don't_ know. He is and he isn't. But no--no--no! He is _not_ one. No
+man can be a gentleman who is utterly indifferent to the comfort and
+feelings of others, do you think so?"
+
+"Indeed, no! And is that what he is?"
+
+"I will illustrate by an incident," said Mrs. Paynter. "As I say, this
+young man spends his entire time in his room, where he is, I believe,
+engaged in writing a book."
+
+"Oh, me! Then he's penniless, depend upon it."
+
+"Well, when we had the frost and freeze early last week, he came to me
+one night and complained of the cold in his room. You know, Sharlee, I
+do not rent that room as a sitting-room, nor do I expect to heat it, at
+the low price, other than the heat from the halls. So I invited him to
+make use of the dining-room in the evenings, which, as you know, with
+the folding-doors drawn, and the yellow lamp lit, is converted to all
+intents and purposes into a quiet and comfortable reading-room. Somewhat
+grumblingly he went down. Fifi was there as usual, doing her algebra by
+the lamp. The young man took not the smallest notice of her, and
+presently when she coughed several times--the child's cold happened to
+be bad that night--he looked up sharply and asked her please to stop.
+Fifi said that she was afraid she couldn't help it. He replied that it
+was impossible for him to work in the room with a noise of that sort,
+and either the noise or he would have to vacate. So Fifi gathered up her
+things and left. I found her, half an hour later, in her little
+bedroom, which was ice-cold, coughing and crying over her sums, which
+she was trying to work at the bureau. That was how I found out about it.
+The child would never have said a word to me."
+
+"How simply outrageous!" said the girl, and became silent and
+thoughtful.
+
+"Well, what do you think I'd better do, Sharlee?"
+
+"I think you'd better let me waylay him in the hall after supper and
+tell him that the time has come when he must either pay up or pack up."
+
+"My dear! Can you well be as blunt as that?"
+
+"Dear Aunt Jennie, as I view it, you are not running an eleemosynary
+institution here?"
+
+"Of course not," replied Aunt Jennie, who really did not know whether
+she was or not.
+
+Sharlee dropped into a chair and began manicuring her pretty little
+nails. "The purpose of this establishment is to collect money from the
+transient and resident public. Now you're not a bit good at collecting
+money because you're so well-bred, but I'm not so awfully well-bred--"
+
+"You _are_--"
+
+"I'm bold--blunt--brazen! I'm forward. I'm resolute and grim. In short,
+I belong to the younger generation which you despise so--"
+
+"I don't despise _you_, you dear--"
+
+"Come," said Sharlee, springing up; "let's go down. I'm wild to meet Mr.
+Bylash again. Is he wearing the moleskin vest to-night, do you know? I
+was fascinated by it the last time I was here. Aunt Jennie, what is the
+name of this young man--the one I may be compelled to bounce?"
+
+"His name is Queed. Did you ever--?"
+
+"Queed? _Queed_? Q-u-e-e-d?"
+
+"An odd name, isn't it? There were no such people in my day."
+
+"Probably after to-morrow there will be none such once more."
+
+"Mr. Klinker has christened him the little Doctor--a hit at his
+appearance and studious habits, you see--and even the servants have
+taken it up."
+
+"Aunt Jennie," said Sharlee at the door, "when you introduce the little
+Doctor to me, refer to me as your business woman, won't you? Say 'This
+is my niece, Miss Weyland, who looks after my business affairs for me,'
+or something like that, will you? It will explain to him why I, a
+comparative stranger, show such an interest in his financial affairs."
+
+Mrs. Paynter said, "Certainly, my dear," and they went down, the older
+lady disappearing toward the dining-room. In the parlor Sharlee was
+greeted cordially and somewhat respectfully. Major Brooke, who appeared
+to have taken an extra toddy in honor of her coming, or for any other
+reason why, flung aside his newspaper and seized both her hands. Mr.
+Bylash, in the moleskin waistcoat, sure enough, bowed low and referred
+to her agreeably as "stranger," nor did he again return to Miss Miller's
+side on the sofa. That young lady was gay and giggling, but watchful
+withal. When Sharlee was not looking, Miss Miller's eye, rather hard
+now, roved over her ceaselessly from the point of her toe to the top of
+her feather. What was the trick she had, the little way with her, that
+so delightfully unlocked the gates of gentlemen's hearts?
+
+At supper they were lively and gay. The butter and preserves were in
+front of Sharlee, for her to help to; by her side sat Fifi, the young
+daughter of the house. Major Brooke sat at the head of the table and
+carved the Porterhouse, upon which when the eyes of William Klinker
+fell, they irrepressibly shot forth gleams. At the Major's right sat his
+wife, a pale, depressed, nervous woman, as anybody who had lived thirty
+years with the gallant officer her husband had a right to be. She was
+silent, but the Major talked a great deal, not particularly well. Much
+the same may be said of Mr. Bylash and Miss Miller. Across the table
+from Mrs. Brooke stood an empty chair. It belonged to the little
+Doctor, Mr. Queed. Across the table from Sharlee stood another. This one
+belonged to the old professor, Nicolovius. When the meal was well along,
+Nicolovius came in, bowed around the table in his usual formal way, and
+silently took his place. While Sharlee liked everybody in the
+boarding-house, including Miss Miller, Professor Nicolovius was the only
+one of them that she considered at all interesting. This was because of
+his strongly-cut face, like the grand-ducal villain in a
+ten-twenty-thirty melodrama, and his habit of saying savage things in a
+soft, purring voice. He was rude to everybody, and particularly rude, so
+Sharlee thought, to her. As for the little Doctor, he did not come in at
+all. Half-way through supper, Sharlee looked at her aunt and gave a
+meaning glance at the empty seat.
+
+"I don't know what to make of it," said Mrs. Paynter _sotto voce_. "He's
+usually so regular."
+
+To the third floor she dispatched the colored girl Emma, to knock upon
+Mr. Queed's door. Presently Emma returned with the report that she had
+knocked, but could obtain no answer.
+
+"He's probably fallen asleep over his book," murmured Sharlee. "I feel
+certain it's that kind of book."
+
+But Mrs. Paynter said that he rarely slept, even at night.
+
+"... Right on my own front porch, mind you!" Major Brooke was
+declaiming. "And, gentlemen, I shook my finger in his face and said,
+'Sir, I never yet met a Republican who was not a rogue!' Yes, sir, that
+is just what I told him--"
+
+"I'm afraid," said Nicolovius, smoothly,--it was the only word he
+uttered during the meal,--"your remark harrows Miss Weyland with
+reminders of the late Mr. Surface."
+
+The Major stopped short, and a silence fell over the table. It was
+promptly broken by Mrs. Paynter, who invited Mrs. Brooke to have a
+second cup of coffee. Sharlee looked at her plate and said nothing.
+Everybody thought that the old professor's remark was in bad taste, for
+it was generally known that Henry G. Surface was one subject that even
+Miss Weyland's intimate friends never mentioned to her. Nicolovius,
+however, appeared absolutely unconcerned by the boarders' silent rebuke.
+He ate on, rapidly but abstemiously, and finished before Mr. Bylash, who
+had had twenty minutes' start of him.
+
+The last boarder rising drew shut the folding-doors into the parlor,
+while the ladies of the house remained to superintend and assist in
+clearing off the supper things. The last boarder this time was Mr.
+Bylash, who tried without success to catch Miss Weyland's eye as he slid
+to the doors. He hung around in the parlor waiting for her till 8.30, at
+which time, having neither seen nor heard sign of her, he took Miss
+Miller out to the moving-picture shows. In the dining-room, when Emma
+had trayed out the last of the things, the ladies put away the unused
+silver, watered the geranium, set back some of the chairs, folded up the
+white cloth, placing it in the sideboard drawer, spread the pretty
+Turkey-red one in its stead, set the reading lamp upon it; and just then
+the clock struck eight.
+
+"Now then," said Sharlee.
+
+So the three sat down and held a council of war as to how little Doctor
+Queed, the young man who wouldn't pay his board, was to be brought into
+personal contact with Charlotte Lee Weyland, the grim and resolute
+collector. Various stratagems were proposed, amid much merriment. But
+the collector herself adhered to her original idea of a masterly waiting
+game.
+
+"Only trust me," said she. "He can't spend the rest of his life shut up
+in that room in a state of dreadful siege. Hunger or thirst will force
+him out; he'll want to buy some of those apples, or to mail a letter--"
+
+Fifi, who sat on the arm of Sharlee's chair, laughed and coughed. "He
+never writes any. And he never has gotten but one, and that came
+to-night."
+
+"Fifi, did you take your syrup before supper? Well, go and take it this
+minute."
+
+"Mother, it doesn't do any good."
+
+"The doctor gave it to you, my child, and it's going to make you better
+soon."
+
+Sharlee followed Fifi out with troubled eyes. However, Mrs. Paynter at
+once drew her back to the matter in hand.
+
+"Sharlee, do you know what would be the very way to settle this little
+difficulty? To write him a formal, businesslike letter. We'll--"
+
+"No, I've thought of that, Aunt Jennie, and I don't believe it's the
+way. A letter couldn't get to the bottom of the matter. You see, we want
+to find out something about this man, and why he isn't paying, and
+whether there is reason to think he can and will pay. Besides, I think
+he needs a talking to on general principles."
+
+"Well--but how are you going to do it, my dear?"
+
+"Play a Fabian game. Wait!--be stealthy and wait! If he doesn't come out
+of hiding to-night, I'll return for him to-morrow. I'll keep on coming,
+night after night, night after night, n--Some one's knocking--".
+
+"Come in," said Mrs. Paynter, looking up.
+
+The door leading into the hail opened, and the man himself stood upon
+the threshold, looking at them absently.
+
+"May I have some supper, Mrs. Paynter? I was closely engaged and failed
+to notice the time."
+
+Sharlee arose. "Certainly. I'll get you some at once," she answered
+innocently enough. But to herself she was saying: "The Lord has
+delivered him into my hand."
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+ _Encounter between Charlotte Lee Weyland, a Landlady's Agent, and
+ Doctor Queed, a Young Man who wouldn't pay his Board._
+
+
+Sharlee glanced at Mrs. Paynter, who caught herself and said: "Mr.
+Queed, my niece--Miss Weyland."
+
+But over the odious phrase, "my business woman," her lips boggled and
+balked; not to save her life could she bring herself to damn her own
+niece with such an introduction.
+
+Noticing the omission and looking through the reasons for it as through
+window-glass, Sharlee smothered a laugh, and bowed. Mr. Queed bowed, but
+did not laugh or even smile. He drew up a chair at his usual place and
+sat down. As by an involuntary reflex, his left hand dropped toward his
+coat-pocket, whence the top edges of a book could be descried
+protruding. Mrs. Paynter moved vaguely toward the door. As for her
+business woman, she made at once for the kitchen, where Emma and her
+faithful co-worker and mother, Laura, rose from their supper to assist
+her. With her own hands the girl cut a piece of the Porterhouse for Mr.
+Queed. Creamed potatoes, two large spoonfuls, were added; two rolls;
+some batterbread; coffee, which had to be diluted with a little hot
+water to make out the full cup; butter; damson preserves in a saucer:
+all of which duly set forth and arranged on a shiny black "waiter."
+
+"Enough for a whole platform of doctors," said Sharlee, critically
+reviewing the spread. "Thank you, Emma."
+
+She took the tray in both hands and pushed open the swing-doors with her
+side, thus making her ingress to the dining-room in a sort of
+crab-fashion. Mrs. Paynter was gone. Mr. Queed sat alone in the
+dining-room. His book lay open on the table and he was humped over it,
+hand in his hair.
+
+Having set her tray on the side-table, Sharlee came to his side with the
+plate of steak and potatoes. He did not stir, and presently she
+murmured, "I beg your pardon."
+
+He looked up half-startled, not seeming to take in for the first second
+who or what she was.
+
+"Oh ... yes."
+
+He moved his book, keeping his finger in the place, and she set down the
+plate. Next she brought the appurtenances one by one, the butter,
+coffee, and so on. The old mahogany sideboard yielded knife, fork, and
+spoon; salt and pepper; from the right-hand drawer, a fresh napkin.
+These placed, she studied them, racked her brains a moment and, from
+across the table--
+
+"Is there anything else?"
+
+Mr. Queed's eye swept over his equipment with intelligent quickness. "A
+glass of water, please."
+
+"Oh!--Certainly."
+
+Sharlee poured a glass from the battered silver pitcher on the
+side-table--the one that the Yankees threw out of the window in May,
+1862--and duly placed it. Mr. Queed was oblivious to the little
+courtesy. By this time he had propped his book open against the plate of
+rolls and was reading it between cuts on the steak. Beside the plate he
+had laid his watch, an open-faced nickel one about the size of a
+desk-clock.
+
+"Do you think that is everything?"
+
+"I believe that is all."
+
+"Do you remember me?" then asked Sharlee.
+
+He glanced at her briefly through his spectacles, his eyes soon
+returning to his supper.
+
+"I think not."
+
+The girl smiled suddenly, all by herself. "It was my dog that--upset you
+on Main Street this afternoon. You may remember ...? I thought you
+seemed to--to limp a little when you came in just now. I'm awfully
+sorry for the--mishap--"
+
+"It is of no consequence," he said, with some signs of unrest. "I walk
+seldom. Your--pleasure-dog was uninjured, I trust?"
+
+"Thank you. He was never better."
+
+That the appearance of the pleasure-dog's owner as a familiar of his
+boarding-house piqued his curiosity not the slightest was only too
+evident. He bowed, his eyes returning from steak to book.
+
+"I am obliged to you for getting my supper."
+
+If he had said, "Will you kindly go?" his meaning could hardly have been
+more unmistakable. However, Mrs. Paynter's resolute agent held her
+ground. Taking advantage of his gross absorption, she now looked the
+delinquent boarder over with some care. At first glance Mr. Queed looked
+as if he might have been born in a library, where he had unaspiringly
+settled down. To support this impression there were his pallid
+complexion and enormous round spectacles; his dusty air of premature
+age; his general effect of dried-up detachment from his environment. One
+noted, too, the tousled mass of nondescript hair, which he wore about a
+month too long; the necktie-band triumphing over the collar in the back;
+the collar itself, which had a kind of celluloid look and shone with a
+blue unwholesome sheen under the gas-light. On the other hand there was
+the undeniably trim cut of the face, which gave an unexpected and
+contradictory air of briskness. The nose was bold; the long straight
+mouth might have belonged to a man of action. Probably the great
+spectacles were the turning-point in the man's whole effect. You felt
+that if you could get your hands on him long enough to pull those off,
+and cut his hair, you might have an individual who would not so surely
+have been christened the little Doctor.
+
+These details the agent gathered at her leisure. Meantime here was the
+situation, stark and plain; and she, and she alone, must handle it. She
+must tell this young man, so frankly engrossed in his mental and
+material food, which he ate by his watch, that he must fork over four
+times seven-fifty or vacate the premises.... Yes, but how to do it? He
+could not be much older than she herself, but his manner was the most
+impervious, the most impossible that she had ever seen. "I'm grim and
+I'm resolute," she said over to herself; but the splendid defiance of
+the motto failed to quicken her blood. Not even the recollection of the
+month's sponge for board and the house-rent due next week spurred her to
+action. Then she thought of Fifi, whom Mr. Queed had packed off sobbing
+for his good pleasure, and her resolution hardened.
+
+"I'm afraid I must interrupt your reading for a moment," she said
+quietly. "There is something I want to say...."
+
+He glanced up for the second time. There was surprise and some vexation
+in the eyes behind his circular glasses, but no sign of any interest.
+
+"Well?"
+
+"When my aunt introduced you to me just now she did not--did not
+identify me as she should--"
+
+"Really, does it make any difference?"
+
+"Yes, I think it does. You see, I am not only her niece, but her
+business woman, her agent, as well. She isn't very good at business, but
+still she has a good deal of it to be done. She runs this
+boarding-place, and people of various kinds come to her and she takes
+them into her house. Many of these people are entirely unknown to her.
+In this way trouble sometimes arises. For instance people come now and
+then who--how shall I put it?--are very reserved about making their
+board-payments. My aunt hardly knows how to deal with them--"
+
+He interrupted her with a gesture and a glance at his watch. "It always
+seems to me an unnecessary waste of time not to be direct. You have
+called to collect my arrearage for board?"
+
+"Well, yes. I have."
+
+"Please tell your aunt that when I told her to give herself no concern
+about that matter, I exactly meant what I said. To-night I received
+funds through the mail; the sum, twenty dollars. Your aunt," said he,
+obviously ready to return to his reading matter, "shall have it all."
+
+But Sharlee had heard delinquent young men talk like that before, and
+her business platform in these cases was to be introduced to their funds
+direct.
+
+"That would cut down the account nicely," said she, looking at him
+pleasantly, but a shade too hard to imply a beautiful trust. She went on
+much like the firm young lady enumerators who take the census: "By the
+way--let me ask: Have you any regular business or occupation?"
+
+"Not, I suppose, in the sense in which you mean the interrogation."
+
+"Perhaps you have friends in the city, who--"
+
+"Friends! Here! Good Lord--_no!_" said he, with exasperated vehemence.
+
+"I gather," was surprised from her, "that you do not wish--"
+
+"They are the last thing in the world that I desire. My experience in
+that direction in New York quite sufficed me, I assure you. I came
+here," said he, with rather too blunt an implication, "to be let alone."
+
+"I was thinking of references, you know. You have friends in New York,
+then?"
+
+"Yes, I have two. But I doubt if you would regard them as serviceable
+for references. The best of them is only a policeman; the other is a
+yeggman by trade--his brother, by the way."
+
+She was silent a moment, wondering if he were telling the truth, and
+deciding what to say next. The young man used the silence to bolt his
+coffee at a gulp and go hurriedly but deeply into the preserves.
+
+"My aunt will be glad that you can make a remittance to-night. I will
+take it to her for you with pleasure."
+
+"Oh!--All right."
+
+He put his hand into his outer breast-pocket, pulled out an envelope,
+and absently pitched it across the table. She looked at it and saw that
+it was postmarked the city and bore a typewritten address.
+
+"Am I to open this?"
+
+"Oh, as you like," said he, and, removing the spoon, turned a page.
+
+The agent picked up the envelope with anticipations of helpful clues. It
+was her business to find out everything that she could about Mr. Queed.
+A determinedly moneyless, friendless, and vocationless young man could
+not daily stretch his limbs under her aunt's table and retain the Third
+Hall Back against more compensatory guests. But the letter proved a
+grievous disappointment to her. Inside was a folded sheet of cheap white
+paper, apparently torn from a pad. Inside the sheet was a new
+twenty-dollar bill. That was all. Apart from the address, there was no
+writing anywhere.
+
+Yet the crisp greenback, incognito though it came, indubitably suggested
+that Mr. Queed was not an entire stranger to the science of
+money-making.
+
+"Ah," said the agent, insinuatingly, "evidently you have _some_
+occupation, after all--of--of a productive sort...."
+
+He looked up again with that same air of vexed surprise, as much as to
+say: "What! You still hanging around!"
+
+"I don't follow you, I fear."
+
+"I assume that this money comes to you in payment for some--work you
+have done--"
+
+"It is an assumption, certainly."
+
+"You can appreciate, perhaps, that I am not idly inquisitive. I
+shouldn't--"
+
+"What is it that you wish to know?"
+
+"As to this money--"
+
+"Really, you know as much about it as I do. It came exactly as I handed
+it to you: the envelope, the blank paper, and the bill."
+
+"But you know, of course, where it comes from?"
+
+"I can't say I do. Evidently," said Mr. Queed, "it is intended as a
+gift."
+
+"Then--perhaps you have a good friend here after all? Some one who has
+guessed--"
+
+"I think I told you that I have but two friends, and I know for a
+certainty that they are both in New York. Besides, neither of them would
+give me twenty dollars."
+
+"But--but--but," said the girl, laughing through her utter
+bewilderment--"aren't you interested to know who _did_ give it to you?
+Aren't you _curious?_ I assure you that in this city it's not a bit
+usual to get money through the mails from anonymous admirers--"
+
+"Nor did I say that this was a usual case. I told you that I didn't
+_know_ who sent me this."
+
+"Exactly--"
+
+"But I have an idea. I think my father sent it."
+
+"Oh! Your father ..."
+
+So he had a father, an eccentric but well-to-do father, who, though not
+a friend, yet sent in twenty dollars now and then to relieve his son's
+necessities. Sharlee felt her heart rising.
+
+"Don't think me merely prying. You see I am naturally interested in the
+question of whether you--will find yourself able to stay on here--"
+
+"You refer to my ability to make my board payments?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+Throughout this dialogue, Mr. Queed had been eating, steadily and
+effectively. Now he slid his knife and fork into place with a pained
+glance at his watch; and simultaneously a change came over his face, a
+kind of tightening, shot through with Christian fortitude, which plainly
+advertised an unwelcome resolution.
+
+"My supper allowance of time," he began warningly, "is practically up.
+However, I suppose the definite settlement of this board question cannot
+be postponed further. I must not leave you under any misapprehensions.
+If this money came from my father, it is the first I ever had from him
+in my life. Whether I am to get any more from him is problematical, to
+say the least. Due consideration must be given the fact that he and I
+have never met."
+
+"Oh!... Does--he live here, in the city?"
+
+"I have some reason to believe that he does. It is indeed," Mr. Queed
+set forth to his landlady's agent, "because of that belief that I have
+come here. I have assumed, with good grounds, that he would promptly
+make himself known to me, take charge of things, and pay my board; but
+though I have been here nearly a month, he has so far made not the
+slightest move in that direction, unless we count this letter. Possibly
+he leaves it to me to find him, but I, on my part, have no time to spare
+for any such undertaking. I make the situation clear to you? Under the
+circumstances I cannot promise you a steady revenue from my father. On
+the other hand, for all that I know, it may be his plan to send me money
+regularly after this."
+
+There was a brief pause. "But--apart from the money consideration--have
+you no interest in finding him?"
+
+"Oh--if that is all one asks! But it happens not to be a mere question
+of my personal whim. Possibly you can appreciate the fact that finding a
+father is a tremendous task when you have no idea where he lives, or
+what he looks like, or what name he may be using. My time is wholly
+absorbed by my own work. I have none to give to a wild-goose chase such
+as that, on the mere chance that, if found, he would agree to pay my
+board for the future."
+
+If he had been less in earnest he would have been grotesque. As it was,
+Sharlee was by no means sure that he escaped it; and she could not keep
+a controversial note out of her voice as she said:--
+
+"Yours must be a very great work to make you view the finding of your
+father in that way."
+
+"The greatest in the world," he answered, drily. "I may call it,
+loosely, evolutionary sociology."
+
+She was so silent after this, and her expression was so peculiar, that
+he concluded that his words conveyed nothing to her.
+
+"The science," he added kindly, "which treats of the origin, nature, and
+history of human society; analyzes the relations of men in organized
+communities; formulates the law or laws of social progress and
+permanence; and correctly applies these laws to the evolutionary
+development of human civilization."
+
+"I am familiar with the terms. And your ambition is to become a great
+evolutionary sociologist?"
+
+He smiled faintly. "To become one?"
+
+"Oh! Then you are one already?"
+
+For answer, Mr. Queed dipped his hand into his inner pocket, produced a
+large wallet, and from a mass of papers selected a second envelope.
+
+"You mention references. Possibly these will impress you as even better
+than friends."
+
+Sharlee, seated on the arm of Major Brooke's chair, ran through the
+clippings: two advertisements of a well-known "heavy" review announcing
+articles by Mr. Queed; a table of contents torn from a year-old number
+of the _Political Science Quarterly_ to the same effect; an editorial
+from a New York newspaper commenting on one of these articles and
+speaking laudatorily of its author; a private letter from the editor of
+the "heavy" urging Mr. Queed to write another article on a specified
+subject, "Sociology and Socialism."
+
+To Sharlee the exhibit seemed surprisingly formidable, but the wonder in
+her eyes was not at that. Her marvel was for the fact that the man who
+was capable of so cruelly elbowing little Fifi out of his way should be
+counted a follower of the tenderest and most human of sciences.
+
+"They impress me," she said, returning his envelope; "but not as better
+than friends."
+
+"Ah? A matter of taste. Now--"
+
+"I had always supposed," continued the girl, looking at him, "that
+sociology had a close relation with life--in fact, that it was based on
+a conscious recognition of--the brotherhood of man."
+
+"Your supposition is doubtless sound, though you express it so loosely."
+
+"Yet you feel that the sociologist has no such relation?"
+
+He glanced up sharply. At the subtly hostile look in her eyes, his
+expression became, for the first time, a little interested.
+
+"How do you deduce that?"
+
+"Oh!... It is loose, if you like--but I deduce it from what you have
+said--and implied--about your father and--having friends."
+
+But what she thought of, most of all, was the case of Fifi.
+
+She stood across the table, facing him, looking down at him; and there
+was a faintly heightened color in her cheeks. Her eyes were the clearest
+lapis lazuli, heavily fringed with lashes which were blacker than
+Egypt's night. Her chin was finely and strongly cut; almost a masculine
+chin, but unmasculinely softened by the sweetness of her mouth.
+
+Mr. Queed eyed her with some impatience through his round spectacles.
+
+"You apparently jumble together the theory and what you take to be the
+application of a science in the attempt to make an impossible unit.
+Hence your curious confusion. Theory and application are as totally
+distinct as the poles. The few must discover for the many to use. My own
+task--since the matter appears to interest you--is to work out the laws
+of human society for those who come after to practice and apply."
+
+"And suppose those who come after feel the same unwillingness to
+practice and apply that you, let us say, feel?"
+
+"It becomes the business of government to persuade them."
+
+"And if government shirks also? What is government but the common
+expression of masses of individuals very much like yourself?"
+
+"There you return, you see, to your fundamental error. There are very
+few individuals in the least like me. I happen to be writing a book of
+great importance, not to myself merely, but to posterity. If I fail to
+finish my book, if I am delayed in finishing it, I can hardly doubt that
+the world will be the loser. This is not a task like organizing a
+prolonged search for one's father, or dawdling with friends, which a
+million men can do equally well. I alone can write my book. Perhaps you
+now grasp my duty of concentrating all my time and energy on this single
+work and ruthlessly eliminating whatever interferes with it."
+
+The girl found his incredible egoism at once amusing and extremely
+exasperating.
+
+"Have you ever thought," she asked, "that thousands of other
+self-absorbed men have considered their own particular work of supreme
+importance, and that most of them have been--mistaken?"
+
+"Really I have nothing to do with other men's mistakes. I am responsible
+only for my own."
+
+"And that is why it is a temptation to suggest that conceivably you had
+made one here."
+
+"But you find difficulty in suggesting such a thought convincingly? That
+is because I have not conceivably made any such mistake. A Harvey must
+discover the theory of the circulation of the blood; it is the business
+of lesser men to apply the discovery to practical ends. It takes a
+Whitney to invent the cotton gin, but the dullest negro roustabout can
+operate it. Why multiply illustrations of a truism? Theory, you
+perceive, calls for other and higher gifts than application. The man who
+can formulate the eternal laws of social evolution can safely leave it
+to others to put his laws into practice."
+
+Sharlee gazed at him in silence, and he returned her gaze, his face
+wearing a look of the rankest complacence that she had ever seen upon a
+human countenance. But all at once his eyes fell upon his watch, and his
+brow clouded.
+
+"Meantime," he went on abruptly, "there remains the question of my
+board."
+
+"Yes.... Do I understand that you--derive your living from these social
+laws that you write up for others to practice?"
+
+"Oh, no--impossible! There is no living to be made there. When my book
+comes out there may be a different story, but that is two years and ten
+months off. Every minute taken from it for the making of money is, as
+you may now understand, decidedly unfortunate. Still," he added
+depressedly, "I must arrange to earn something, I suppose, since my
+father's assistance is so problematical. I worked for money in New York,
+for awhile."
+
+"Oh--did you?"
+
+"Yes, I helped a lady write a thesaurus."
+
+"Oh...."
+
+"It was a mere fad with her. I virtually wrote the work for her and
+charged her five dollars an hour." He looked at her narrowly. "Do you
+happen to know of any one here who wants work of that sort done?"
+
+The agent did not answer. By a series of covert glances she had been
+trying to learn, upside down, what it was that Mr. Queed was reading.
+"Sociology," she had easily picked out, but the chapter heading, on the
+opposite page, was more troublesome, and, deeply absorbed, she had now
+just succeeded in deciphering it. The particular division of his subject
+in which Mr. Queed was so much engrossed was called "Man's Duty to His
+Neighbors."
+
+Struck by the silence, Sharlee looked up with a small start, and the
+faintest possible blush. "I beg your pardon?"
+
+"I asked if you knew of any lady here, a wealthy one, who would like to
+write a thesaurus as a fad."
+
+The girl was obliged to admit that, at the moment, she could think of no
+such person. But her mind fastened at once on the vulgar, hopeful fact
+that the unsocial sociolologist wanted a job.
+
+"That's unfortunate," said Mr. Queed. "I suppose I must accept a little
+regular, very remunerative work--to settle this board question once and
+for all. An hour or two a day, at most. However, it is not easy to lay
+one's hand on such work in a strange city."
+
+"Perhaps," said Miss Weyland slowly, "I can help you."
+
+"I'm sure I hope so," said he with another flying glance at his watch.
+"That is what I have been approaching for seven minutes."
+
+"Don't you always find it an unnecessary waste of time not to be
+direct?"
+
+He sat, slightly frowning, impatiently fingering the pages of his book.
+The hit bounded off him like a rubber ball thrown against the Great Wall
+of China.
+
+"Well?" he demanded. "What have you to propose?"
+
+The agent sat down in a chair across the table, William Klinker's chair,
+and rested her chin upon her shapely little hand. The other shapely
+little hand toyed with the crisp twenty dollar bill, employing it to
+trace geometric designs upon the colored table-cloth. Mr. Queed had
+occasion to consult his watch again before she raised her head.
+
+"I propose," she said, "that you apply for some special editorial work
+on the _Post_."
+
+"The _Post_? The _Post_? The morning newspaper here?"
+
+"One of them."
+
+He laughed, actually laughed. It was a curious, slow laugh, betraying
+that the muscles which accomplished it were flabby for want of exercise.
+
+"And who writes the editorials on the _Post_ now?"
+
+"A gentleman named Colonel Cowles--"
+
+"Ah! His articles on taxation read as if they might have been written by
+a military man. I happened to read one the day before yesterday. It was
+most amusing--"
+
+"Excuse me. Colonel Cowles is a friend of mine--"
+
+"What has that got to do with his political economy? If he is your
+friend, then I should say that you have a most amusing friend."
+
+Sharlee rose, decidedly irritated. "Well--that is my suggestion. I
+believe you will find it worth thinking over, Good-night."
+
+"The _Post_ pays its contributors well, I suppose?"
+
+"That you would have to take up with its owners."
+
+"Clearly the paper needs the services of an expert--though, of course, I
+could not give it much time, only enough to pay for my keep. The
+suggestion is not a bad one--not at all. As to applying, as you call it,
+is this amiable Colonel Cowles the person to be seen?"
+
+"Yes. No--wait a minute." She had halted in her progress to the door;
+her mind's eye conjured up a probable interview between the Colonel and
+the scientist, and she hardly had the heart to let it go at that.
+Moreover, she earnestly wished, for Mrs. Paynter's reasons, that the
+tenant of the third hall back should become associated with the
+pay-envelope system of the city. "Listen," she went on. "I know one of
+the directors of the _Post_, and shall be glad to speak to him in your
+behalf. Then, if there is an opening, I'll send you, through my aunt, a
+card of introduction to him and you can go to see him."
+
+"Couldn't he come to see me? I am enormously busy."
+
+"So is he. I doubt if you could expect him to--"
+
+"H'm. Very well. I am obliged to you for your suggestion. Of course I
+shall take no step in the matter until I hear from you."
+
+"Good-evening," said the agent, icily.
+
+He bowed slightly in answer to the salute, uttering no further word; for
+him the interview ended right there, cleanly and satisfactorily. From
+the door the girl glanced back. Mr. Queed had drawn his heavy book
+before him, pencil in hand, and was once more engrossed in the study and
+annotation of "Man's Duty to His Neighbors."
+
+In the hail Sharlee met Fifi, who was tipping toward the dining-room to
+discover, by the frank method of ear and keyhole, how the grim and
+resolute collector was faring.
+
+"You're still alive, Sharlee! Any luck?"
+
+"The finest in the world, darling! Twenty dollars in the hand and a
+remunerative job for him in the bush."
+
+Fifi did a few steps of a minuet. "Hooray!" said she in her weak little
+voice.
+
+Sharlee put her arms around the child's neck and said in her ear: "Fifi,
+be very gentle with that young man. He's the most pitiful little
+creature I ever saw."
+
+"Why," said Fifi, "I don't think he feels that way at all--"
+
+"Don't you see that's just what makes him so infinitely pathetic? He's
+the saddest little man in the world, and it has never dawned on him."
+
+It was not till some hours later, when she was making ready for bed in
+her own room, that it occurred to Sharlee that there was something odd
+in this advice to her little cousin. For she had started out with the
+intention to tell Mr. Queed that he must be very gentle with Fifi.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+ _Relating how Two Stars in their Courses fought for Mr. Queed; and
+ how he accepted Remunerative Employment under Colonel Cowles, the
+ Military Political Economist._
+
+
+The stars in their courses fought for Mr. Queed in those days. Somebody
+had to fight for him, it seemed, since he was so little equipped to
+fight for himself, and the stars kindly undertook the assignment. Not
+merely had he attracted the militant services of the bright little
+celestial body whose earthly agent was Miss Charlotte Lee Weyland; but
+this little body chanced to be one of a system or galaxy, associated
+with and exercising a certain power, akin to gravitation, over that
+strong and steady planet known among men as Charles Gardiner West. And
+the very next day, the back of the morning's mail being broken, the
+little star used some of its power to draw the great planet to the
+telephone, while feeling, in a most unstellar way, that it was a
+decidedly cheeky thing to do. However, nothing could have exceeded the
+charming radiance of Planet West, and it was he himself who introduced
+the topic of Mr. Queed, by inquiring, in mundane language, whether or
+not he had been fired.
+
+"No!" laughed the star. "Instead of firing him, I'm now bent on _hiring_
+him. Oh, you'd better not laugh! It's to you I want to hire him!"
+
+But at that the shining Planet laughed the more.
+
+"What have I done to be worthy of this distinction? Also, what can I do
+with him? To paraphrase his own inimitable remark about your dog, what
+is the object of a man like that? What is he for?"
+
+Sharlee dilated on the renown of Mr. Queed as a writer upon abstruse
+themes. Mr. West was not merely agreeable; he was interested. It seemed
+that at the very last meeting of the _Post_ directors--to which body Mr.
+West had been elected at the stockholders' meeting last June--it had
+been decided that Colonel Cowles should have a little help in the
+editorial department. The work was growing; the Colonel was ageing. The
+point had been to find the help. Who knew but what this little highbrow
+was the very man they were looking for?
+
+"I'll call on him--at your aunt's, shall I?--to-day if I can. Why, not a
+bit of it! The thanks are quite the other way. He may turn out another
+Charles A. Dana, cleverly disguised. When are you going to have another
+half-holiday up there?"
+
+Sharlee left the telephone thinking that Mr. West was quite the nicest
+man she knew. Ninety-nine men out of a hundred, in his position, would
+have said, "Send him to see me." Mr. West had said, "I'll call on him at
+your aunt's," and had absolutely refused to pose as the gracious
+dispenser of patronage. However, a great many people shared Sharlee's
+opinion of Charles Gardiner West. One of them walked into his office at
+that very moment, also petitioning for something, and West received him
+with just that same unaffected pleasantness of manner which everybody
+found so agreeable. But this one's business, as it happened, completely
+knocked from Mr. West's head the matter of Mr. Queed. In fact, he never
+gave it another thought. The following night he went to New York with a
+little party of friends, chiefly on pleasure bent; and, having no
+particularly frugal mind, permitted himself a very happy day or so in
+the metropolis. Hence it happened that Sharlee, learning from her aunt
+that no Post directors had called forcing remunerative work on Mr.
+Queed, made it convenient, about five days after the telephone
+conversation, to meet Mr. West upon the street, quite by accident. Any
+girl can tell you how it is done.
+
+"Oh, by the way," she said in the most casual way, "shall I send my
+little Doctor Queed to call upon you some day?"
+
+West was agreeably contrite; abused himself for a shiftless lackwit who
+was slated for an unwept grave; promised to call that very day; and,
+making a memorandum the instant he got back to the office, this time did
+not fail to keep his word.
+
+Not that Mr. Queed had been inconvenienced by the little delay. The
+minute after his landlady's agent left him, he had become immersed in
+that great work of his, and there by day and night, he had remained.
+Having turned over to the agent the full responsibility for finding work
+for him, he no longer had to bother his head about it. The whole matter
+dropped gloriously from his mind; he read, wrote, and avoided practicing
+sociology with tremendous industry; and thus he might have gone on for
+no one knows how long had there not, at five o'clock on the fifth day,
+come a knock upon his door.
+
+"Well?" he called, annoyed.
+
+Emma came in with a card. The name, at which the young man barely
+glanced, conveyed nothing to him.
+
+"Well? What does he want?"
+
+Emma did not know.
+
+"Oh!" said Mr. Queed, irritably--"tell him to come up, if he must."
+
+The _Post_ director came up--two flights; he knocked; was curtly bidden
+to enter; did so.
+
+He stepped into one of the smallest rooms he had ever seen in his life;
+about nine by five-and-a-half, he thought. A tiny single bed ran along
+one side of it; jammed against the foot of the bed was a tiny table. A
+tiny chair stood at the table; behind the chair stood a tiny bureau;
+beside the bureau, the tiniest little iron wash-stand in the world. In
+the chair sat a man, not tiny, indeed, but certainly nobody's prize
+giant. He sat in a kind of whirling tempest of books and papers, and he
+rode absorbedly in the whirlwind and majestically directed the storm.
+
+West was intensely interested. "Mr. Queed?" he asked, from just inside
+the door.
+
+"Yes," said the other, not looking up. "What can I do for you?"
+
+West burst out laughing; he couldn't help it.
+
+"Maybe you can do a great deal, Mr. Queed. On the other hand maybe I can
+do some little trifle for you. Which leg the boot is on nobody on earth
+can say at this juncture. I have ventured to call," said he, "as an
+ambassador from the morning _Post_ of this city."
+
+"The _Post_?"
+
+The name instantly started Queed's memory to working; he recalled
+something about the _Post_--as yet, so it happened, only the copy of it
+he had read; and he turned and looked around with slow professorial
+amusement kindling in his eyes.
+
+"Ah!" said he. "Possibly you are Colonel Cowles, the military political
+economist?"
+
+West was more amused than ever. "No," said he, "on the contrary, West is
+the name, C.G. West--to correspond, you know, with the one on that card
+you have in your hand. I'll sit down here on the bed--shall I?--so that
+we can talk more comfortably. Sitting does help the flow of ideas so
+remarkably, don't you find? I am trespassing on your time," said he, "at
+the suggestion of--an acquaintance of yours, who has been telling me
+great things about your work."
+
+Queed looked completely puzzled.
+
+"The _Post_, Mr. Queed," went on West agreeably, "is always looking for
+men who can do exceptional work. Therefore, I have come to consider with
+you whether we might not make an arrangement to our mutual advantage."
+
+At that the whole thing came back to the young man. He had agreed to
+take light remunerative work to pay his board, and now the day of
+reckoning was at hand. His heart grew heavy within him.
+
+"Well," said he, exactly as he had said to the agent, "what have you to
+propose?"
+
+"I thought of proposing, first, that you give me some idea of what you
+have done and can do on lines useful for a daily newspaper. How does
+that method of procedure strike you?"
+
+Queed produced his celebrated envelope of clippings. Also he hunted up
+one or two stray cuttings which proved to be editorials he had written
+on assignment, for a New York newspaper. West ran through them with
+intelligent quickness.
+
+"I say! These are rather fine, you know. This article on the income tax
+now--just right!--just the sort of thing!"
+
+Queed sat with his hand clamped on his head, which was aching rather
+badly, as indeed it did about three fourths of the time.
+
+"Oh, yes," he said wearily.
+
+"I take off my hat to you!" added West presently. "You're rather out of
+my depth here, but at least I know enough political economy to know what
+is good."
+
+He looked at Queed, smiling, very good-humored and gay, and Queed looked
+back at him, not very good-humored and anything but gay. Doubtless it
+would have surprised the young Doctor very much to know that West was
+feeling sorry for him just then, for at that moment he was feeling sorry
+for West.
+
+"Now look here," said West.
+
+He explained how the _Post_ desired a man to write sleep-inducing
+fillers--"occasional articles of weight and authority" was the way he
+put it--and wanted to know if such an opening would interest Mr. Queed.
+Queed said he supposed so, provided the _Post_ took little of his time
+and paid his board in return for it. West had no doubt that everything
+could be satisfactorily arranged.
+
+"Colonel Cowles is the man who hires and fires," he explained. "Go to
+see him in a day or two, will you? Meantime, I'll tell him all about
+you."
+
+Presently West smiled himself out, leaving Queed decidedly relieved at
+the brief reprieve. He had been harried by the fear that his visitor
+would insist on his stopping to produce an article or so while he
+waited. However, the time had come when the inevitable had to be faced.
+His golden privacy must be ravished for the grim god of bread and meat.
+The next afternoon he put on his hat with a bad grace, and went forth to
+seek Colonel Cowles, editor-in-chief of the leading paper in the State.
+
+The morning _Post_ was an old paper, which had been in the hands of a
+single family from A.D. 1846 till only the other day. It had been a
+power during the war, a favorite mouthpiece of President Davis. It had
+stood like a wall during the cruelties of Reconstruction; had fought the
+good fight for white man's rule; had crucified carpet-baggism and
+scalawaggery upon a cross of burning adjective. Later it had labored
+gallantly for Tilden; denounced Hayes as a robber; idolized Cleveland;
+preached free trade with pure passion; swallowed free silver; stood
+"regular," though not without grimaces, through Bryanism. The _Post_
+was, in short, a paper with an honorable history, and everybody felt a
+kind of affection for it. The plain fact remained, however, that within
+recent years a great many worthy persons had acquired the habit of
+reading the more hustling _State_.
+
+The _Post_, not to put too fine a point upon it, had for a time run fast
+to seed. The third generation of its owners had lost their money, mostly
+in land speculations in the suburbs of New York City, and in the State
+of Oregon. You could have thrown a brick from their office windows and
+hit far better land speculations, but they had the common fault of
+believing that things far away from home are necessarily and always the
+best. The demand rose for bigger, fatter newspapers, with comic sections
+and plenty of purple ink, and the _Post's_ owners found themselves
+unable to supply it. In fact they had to retort by mortgaging their
+property to the hilt and cutting expenses to rock-bottom. These were
+dark days for the _Post_. That it managed to survive them at all was due
+chiefly to the personality of Colonel Cowles, who, though doubtless
+laughable as a political economist, was yet considered to have his good
+points. But the Hercules-labor grew too heavy even for him, and the
+paper was headed straight for the auctioneer's block when new interests
+suddenly stepped in and bought it. These interests, consisting largely
+of progressive men of the younger generation, thoroughly overhauled and
+reorganized the property, laid in the needed purple ink, and were now
+gradually driving the old paper back to the dividend-paying point again.
+
+Colonel Cowles, whose services had, of course, been retained, was of the
+old school of journalism, editor and manager, too. Very little went into
+the _Post_ that he had not personally viséd in the proof: forty galleys
+a night were child's play to him. Managing editor there was none but
+himself; the city editor was his mere office-boy and mouthpiece; even
+the august business manager, who mingled with great advertisers on equal
+terms, was known to take orders from him. In addition the Colonel wrote
+three columns of editorials every day. Of these editorials it is enough
+to say at this point that there were people who liked them.
+
+Toward this dominant personality, the reluctant applicant for work now
+made his way. He cut an absent-minded figure upon the street, did Mr.
+Queed, but this time he made his crossings without mishap. Undisturbed
+by dogs, he landed at the _Post_ building, and in time blundered into a
+room described as "Editorial" on the glass-door. A friendly young girl
+sitting there, pounding away on a typewriter, referred him to the next
+office, and the young man, opening the connecting door without knocking,
+passed inside.
+
+A full-bodied, gray-headed, gray-mustached man sat in his shirt-sleeves
+behind a great table, writing with a very black pencil in a large
+sprawling hand. He glanced up as the door opened.
+
+"Colonel Cowles?"
+
+"I am the man, sir. How may I serve you?"
+
+Queed laid on the table the card West had given him with a pencilled
+line of introduction.
+
+"Oh--Mr. Queed! Certainly--certainly. Sit down, sir. I have been
+expecting you.--Let me get those papers out of your way."
+
+Colonel Cowles had a heavy jaw and rather too rubicund a complexion. He
+looked as if apoplexy would get him some day. However, his head was like
+a lion's of the tribe of Judah; his eye was kindly; his manner
+dignified, courteous, and charming. Queed had decided not to set the
+Colonel right in his views on taxation; it would mean only a useless
+discussion which would take time. To the older gentleman's polite
+inquiries relative to his impressions of the city and so forth, he for
+the same reason gave the briefest possible replies. But the Colonel, no
+apostle of the doctrine that time is far more than money, went off into
+a long monologue, kindly designed to give the young stranger some idea
+of his new surroundings and atmosphere.
+
+"... Look out there, sir. It is like that all day long--a double stream
+of people always pouring by. I have looked out of these windows for
+twenty-five years, and it was very different in the old days. I remember
+when the cows used to come tinkling down around that corner at
+milking-time. A twelve-story office building will rise there before
+another year. We have here the finest city and the finest State in the
+Union. You come to them, sir, at a time of exceptional interest. We are
+changing fast, leaping forward very fast. I do not hold with those who
+take all change to be progress, but God grant that our feet are set in
+the right path. No section of the country is moving more rapidly, or, as
+I believe, with all our faults, to better ends than this. My own eyes
+have seen from these windows a broken town, stagnant in trade and
+population and rich only in memories, transform itself into the splendid
+thriving city you see before you. Our faces, too long turned backward,
+are set at last toward the future. From one end of the State to another
+the spirit of honorable progress is throbbing through our people. We
+have revolutionized and vastly improved our school system. We have
+wearied of mud-holes and are laying the foundations of a network of
+splendid roads. We are doing wonders for the public health. Our farmers
+are learning to practice the new agriculture--with plenty of lime, sir,
+plenty of lime. They grasp the fact that corn at a hundred bushels to
+the acre is no dream, but the most vital of realities. Our young men who
+a generation ago left us for the irrigated lands of your Northwest, are
+at last understanding that the finest farmlands in the country are at
+their doors for half the price. With all these changes has come a
+growing independence in political thought. The old catchwords and bogies
+have lost their power. We no longer think that whatever wears the
+Democratic tag is necessarily right. We no longer measure every
+Republican by Henry G. Surface. We no longer ..."
+
+Queed, somewhat interested in spite of himself, and tolerably familiar
+with history, interrupted to ask who Henry G. Surface might be. The
+question brought the Colonel up with a jolt.
+
+"Ah, well," said he presently, with a wave of his hand, "you will hear
+that story soon enough." He was silent a moment, and then added, sadly
+and somewhat sternly: "Young man, I have reserved one count in the
+total, the biggest and best, for the last. Keep your ear and eye
+open--and I mean the inner ear and eye as well as the outer--keep your
+mind open, above all keep your heart open, and it will be given you to
+understand that we have here the bravest, the sweetest, and the
+kindliest people in the world. The Lord has been good to you to send you
+among them. This is the word of a man in the late evening of life to one
+in the hopeful morning. You will take it, I hope, without offense. Are
+you a Democrat, sir?"
+
+"I am a political economist."
+
+The Colonel smiled. "Well said, sir. Science knows no party lines. Your
+chosen subject rises above the valley of partisanry where we old
+wheel-horses plod--stinging each other in the dust, as the poet finely
+says. Mr. West has told me of your laurels."
+
+He went on to outline the business side of what the _Post_ had to
+offer. Queed found himself invited to write a certain number of
+editorial articles, not to exceed six a week, under the Colonel's
+direction. He had his choice of working on space, at the rate of five
+dollars per column, payment dependent upon publication; or of drawing a
+fixed honorarium of ten dollars per week, whether called on for the
+stipulated six articles or for no articles at all. Queed decided to
+accept the fixed honorarium, hoping that there would be many weeks when
+he would be called on for no articles at all. A provisional arrangement
+to run a month was agreed upon.
+
+"I have," said the Colonel, "already sketched out some work for you to
+begin on. The legislature meets here in January. It is important to the
+State that our whole tax-system should be overhauled and reformed. The
+present system is a mere crazy-quilt, unsatisfactory in a thousand ways.
+I suggest that you begin with a careful study of the law, making
+yourself familiar with--"
+
+"I am already familiar with it."
+
+"Ah! And what do you think of it?"
+
+"It is grotesque."
+
+"Good! I like a clean-cut expression of opinion such as that, sir. Now
+tell me your criticisms on the law as it stands, and what you suggest as
+remedies."
+
+Queed did so briefly, expertly. The Colonel was considerably impressed
+by his swift, searching summaries.
+
+"We may go right ahead," said he. "I wish you would block out a series
+of articles--eight, ten, or twelve, as you think best--designed to
+prepare the public mind for a thorough-going reform and point the way
+that the reform should take. Bring this schedule to me to-morrow, if you
+will be so good, and we will go over it together."
+
+Queed, privately amused at the thought of Colonel Cowles's revising his
+views on taxation, rose to go.
+
+"By the bye," said the Colonel, unluckily struck by a thought, "I myself
+wrote a preliminary article on tax reform a week or so ago, meaning to
+follow it up with others later on. Perhaps you had best read that
+before--"
+
+"I have already read it."
+
+"Ah! How did it strike you?"
+
+"You ask me that?"
+
+"Certainly," said Colonel Cowles, a little surprised.
+
+"Well, since you ask me, I will say that I thought it rather amusing."
+
+The Colonel looked nettled. He was by nature a choleric man, but in his
+age he had learned the futility of disputation and affray, and nowadays
+kept a tight rein upon himself.
+
+"You are frank sir--'tis a commendable quality. Doubtless your work will
+put my own poor efforts to the blush."
+
+"I shall leave you to judge of that, Colonel Cowles."
+
+The Colonel, abandoning his hospitable plan of inviting his new
+assistant to sup with him at the club, bowed with dignity, and Queed
+eagerly left him. Glancing at his watch in the elevator, the young man
+figured that the interview, including going and coming, would stand him
+in an hour's time, which was ten minutes more than he had allowed for
+it.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+ _Selections from Contemporary Opinions of Mr. Queed; also
+ concerning Henry G. Surface, his Life and Deeds; of Fifi, the
+ Landlady's Daughter, and how she happened to look up Altruism in
+ the Dictionary_.
+
+
+A month later, one icy afternoon, Charles Gardiner West ran into Colonel
+Cowles at the club, where the Colonel, a lone widower, repaired each day
+at six P.M., there to talk over the state of the Union till nine-thirty.
+
+"Colonel," said West, dropping into a chair, "man to man, what is your
+opinion of Doctor Queed's editorials?"
+
+"They are unanswerable," said the Colonel, and consulted his favorite
+ante-prandial refreshment.
+
+West laughed. "Yes, but from the standpoint of the general public,
+Constant Reader, Pro Bono Publico, and all that?"
+
+"No subscriber will ever be angered by them."
+
+"Would you say that they helped the editorial page or not?"
+
+"They lend to it an academic elegance, a scientific stateliness, a
+certain grand and austere majesty--"
+
+"Colonel, I asked you for your opinion of those articles."
+
+"Damn it, sir," roared the Colonel, "I've never read one."
+
+Later West repeated the gist of this conversation to Miss Weyland, who
+ornamented with him a tiny dinner given that evening at the home of
+their very good friends, Mr. and Mrs. Stewart Byrd.
+
+It was a beautiful little dinner, as befitted the hospitable distinction
+of the givers. The Stewart Byrds were hosts among a thousand. In him, as
+it further happens, West (himself the beau ideal of so many) had from
+long ago recognized his own paragon and pattern; a worthy one, indeed,
+this tall young man whose fine abilities and finer faiths were already
+writing his name so large upon the history of his city. About the
+dim-lit round of his table there were gathered but six this evening,
+including the host and hostess; the others, besides Sharlee Weyland and
+West, being Beverley Byrd and Miss Avery: the youngest of the four Byrd
+brothers, and heir with them to one of the largest fortunes in the
+State; and the only daughter of old Avery, who came to us from Mauch
+Chunk, Pa., his money preceding him in a special train of box cars,
+especially invented for the transportation of Pennsylvania millions to
+places where the first families congregate.
+
+"And I had to confess that I'd never read one either. I did begin one,"
+said West--"it was called 'Elementary Principles of Incidence and
+Distribution,' I remember--but the hour was eleven-thirty and I fell
+asleep."
+
+"I know exactly how you felt about it," said Sharlee, "for I have read
+them all--_moi!_"
+
+He looked at her with boundless admiration. "His one reader!"
+
+"There are two of us, if you please. I think of getting up a
+club--Associated Sons and Daughters of Mr. Queed's Faithful Followers;
+President, Me. I'll make the other member Secretary, for he is
+experienced in that work. He's at present Secretary of the Tax Reform
+League in New York. Did Colonel Cowles show you the wonderful letter
+that came from him, asking the name of the man who was writing the
+_Post's_ masterly tax articles, et cetera, et cetera?"
+
+"No--really! But tell me, how have you, as President, enjoyed them?"
+
+"I haven't understood a single word in any of them. Where on earth did
+he dig up his fearful vocabulary? Yet it is the plain duty of both of us
+to read these articles: you as one of his employers, I as the shrewd
+landlady's agent who keeps a watchful eye upon the earning power of her
+boarders."
+
+West mused. "He has a wonderful genius for crushing all the interest out
+of any subject he touches, hasn't he? Yet manifestly the first duty of
+an editorial is to get itself read. How old do you think he is?"
+
+"Oh--anywhere from twenty-five to--forty-seven."
+
+"He'll be twenty-four this month. I see him sometimes at the office, you
+know, where he still treats me like an intrusive subscription agent. In
+some ways, he is undoubtedly the oldest man in the world. In another way
+he hasn't any age at all. Spiritually he is unborn--he simply doesn't
+exist at all. I diagnose his complaint as ingrowing egoism of a
+singularly virulent variety."
+
+It was beyond Sharlee's power to controvert this diagnosis. Mr. Queed
+had in fact impressed her as the most frankly and grossly self-centred
+person she had ever seen in her life. But unlike West, her uppermost
+feeling in regard to him was a strong sense of pity. She knew things
+about his life that West did not know and probably never would. For
+though the little Doctor of Mrs. Paynter's had probably not intended to
+give her a confidence, and certainly had no right to do so, she had thus
+regarded what he said to her in the dining-room that night, and of his
+pathetic situation in regard to a father she never meant to say a word
+to anybody.
+
+"I sized him up for a remarkable man," said she, "when I saw the
+wonderful way he sat upon his hat that afternoon. Don't you remember? He
+struck me then as the most natural, unconscious, and direct human being
+I ever saw--don't you think that?--and now think of his powers of
+concentration. All his waking time, except what he gives to the _Post_,
+goes to that awful book of his. He is ridiculous now because his theory
+of life is ridiculous. But suppose it popped into his head some day to
+switch all that directness and concentrated energy in some other
+direction. Don't you think he might be rather a formidable young
+person?"
+
+West conceded that there might be something in that. And happening to
+glance across the flower-sweet table at the moment, he was adroitly
+detached and re-attached by the superbly "finished" Miss Avery.
+
+The little dinner progressed. Nor was this the only spot in town where
+evening meals were going forward amid stimulating talk. Far away over
+the town, at the same hour, the paying guests of Mrs. Paynter's were
+gathered about her hospitable board, plying the twin arts of supping and
+talking. And as Sharlee's fellow-diners talked of Mr. Queed, it chanced
+that Mr. Queed's fellow-suppers were talking of Sharlee, or at any rate
+of her family's famous misfortune. Mr. Queed, it is true, did not
+appreciate this fact, for the name of the female agent who had taken his
+Twenty from him could not have been more unknown to him if she had been
+a dweller in Phrygia or far Cappadocia.
+
+Major Brooke told, not by request, one of his well-known stories about
+how he had flouted and routed the Republicans in 1875. The plot of these
+stories was always the same, but the setting shifted about here and
+there, and this one had to do with a county election in which, the Major
+said, the Republicans and negroes had gone the limit trying to swindle
+the Democrats out of the esteemed offices.
+
+"And I said, 'You'--the ladies will excuse me, I'm sure--'You lying
+rascal,' s' I, 'don't you dare to contradict me! You're all tarred with
+the same pitch,' s' I. 'Everything you touch turns corrupt and rotten.
+Look at Henry G. Surface,' s' I. 'The finest fellow God ever made, till
+the palsied hand of Republicanism fell upon him, and now cankering and
+rotting in jail--'"
+
+"But Henry G. Surface wasn't rotting in jail in 1875," said William
+Klinker, and boldly winked at the little Doctor.
+
+The Major, disconcerted for an instant by his anachronism, recovered
+superbly. "My vision, sir, was prophetic. The stain was upon him. The
+cloven foot had already been betrayed...."
+
+"And who was Henry G. Surface?" inquired Mr. Queed.
+
+"What! You haven't heard that infamous story!" cried the Major, with
+the surprised delight of the inveterate raconteur who has unexpectedly
+stumbled upon an audience.
+
+A chair-leg scraped, and Professor Nicolovius was standing, bowing in
+his sardonic way to Mrs. Paynter.
+
+"Since I have happened to hear it often, madam, through Major Brooke's
+tireless kindness, you will perhaps be so good as to excuse me."
+
+And he stalked out of the room, head up, his auburn goatee stabbing the
+atmosphere before him, in rather a heavy silence.
+
+"Pish!" snapped the Major, when the door had safely shut. And tapping
+his forehead significantly, he gave his head a few solemn wags and
+launched upon the worn biography of Henry G. Surface.
+
+Tattered with much use as the story is, and was, the boarders listened
+with a perennial interest while Major Brooke expounded the familiar
+details. His wealth of picturesque language we may safely omit, and
+briefly remind the student of the byways of history how Henry G. Surface
+found himself, during the decade following Appomattox, with his little
+world at his feet. He was thirty at the time, handsome, gifted,
+high-spirited, a brilliant young man who already stood high in the
+councils of the State. But he was also restless in disposition,
+arrogant, over-weeningly vain, and ambitious past all belief--"a yellow
+streak in him, and we didn't know it!" bellowed the Major. Bitterly
+chagrined by his failure to secure, from a legislature of the early
+seventies, the United States Senatorship which he had confidently
+expected, young Surface, in a burst of anger and resentment, committed
+the unforgivable sin. He went over bag and baggage to the other side, to
+the "nigger party" whom all his family, friends, and relations, all his
+"class," everybody else with his instincts and traditions, were
+desperately struggling, by hook and by crook, to crush.
+
+In our mild modern preferences as between presidents, or this governor
+and that, we catch no reminiscence of the fierce antagonisms of the
+elections of reconstruction days. The idolized young tribune of the
+people became a Judas Iscariot overnight, with no silver pieces as the
+price of his apostasy. If he expected immediate preferment from the
+other camp, he was again bitterly disappointed. Life meantime had become
+unbearable to him. He was ostracized more studiously than any leper; it
+is said that his own father cut him when they passed each other in the
+street. His young wife died, heartbroken, it was believed, by the flood
+of hatred and vilification that poured in upon her husband. One man
+alone stood by Surface in his downfall, his classmate and friend of his
+bosom from the cradle, John Randolph Weyland, a good man and a true.
+Weyland's affection never faltered. When Surface withdrew from the State
+with a heart full of savage rancor, Weyland went every year or two to
+visit him, first in Chicago and later in New York, where the exile was
+not slow in winning name and fortune as a daring speculator. And when
+Weyland died, leaving a widow and infant daughter, he gave a final proof
+of his trust by making Surface sole trustee of his estate, which was a
+large one for that time and place. Few have forgotten how the political
+traitor rewarded this misplaced confidence. The crash came within a few
+months. Surface was arrested in the company of a woman whom he referred
+to as his wife. The trust fund, saving a fraction, was gone, swallowed
+up to stay some ricketty deal. Surface was convicted of embezzlement and
+sentenced to ten years at hard labor, and every Democrat in the State
+cried, "I told you so." What had become of him after his release from
+prison, nobody knew; some of the boarders said that he was living in the
+west, or in Australia; others, that he was not living anywhere, unless
+on the shores of perpetual torment. All agreed that the alleged second
+Mrs. Surface had long since died--all, that is, but Klinker, who said
+that she had only pretended to die in order to make a fade-away with the
+gate receipts. For many persons believed, it seemed, that Surface, by
+clever juggling of his books, had managed to "hold out" a large sum of
+money in the enforced settlement of his affairs. At any rate, very
+little of it ever came back to the family of the man who had put trust
+in him, and that was why the daughter, whose name was Charlotte Lee
+Weyland, now worked for her daily bread.
+
+That Major Brooke's hearers found this story of evergreen interest was
+natural enough. For besides the brilliant blackness of the narrative,
+there was the close personal connection that all Paynterites had with
+some of its chief personages. Did not the sister-in-law of John Randolph
+Weyland sit and preside over them daily, pouring their coffee morning
+and night with her own hands? And did not the very girl whose fortune
+had been stolen, the bereft herself, come now and then to sit among
+them, occupying that identical chair which Mr. Bylash could touch by
+merely putting out his hand? Henry G. Surface's story? Why, Mrs.
+Paynter's wrote it!
+
+These personal bearings were of course lost upon Mr. Queed, the name
+Weyland being utterly without significance to him. He left the table the
+moment he had absorbed all the supper he wanted. In the hall he ran upon
+Professor Nicolovius, the impressive-looking master of Greek at Milner's
+Collegiate School, who, already hatted and overcoated, was drawing on
+his gloves under the depressed fancy chandelier. The old professor
+glanced up at the sound of footsteps and favored Queed with a bland
+smile.
+
+"I can't resist taking our doughty swashbuckler down a peg or two every
+now and then," said he. "Did you ever know such an interminable ass?"
+
+"Really, I never thought about it," said the young man, raising his
+eye-brows in surprise and annoyance at being addressed.
+
+"Then take my word for it. You'll not find his match in America. You
+show your wisdom, at any rate, in giving as little of your valuable time
+as possible to our charming supper-table."
+
+"That hardly argues any Solomonic wisdom, I fancy."
+
+"You're in the hands of the Philistines here, Mr. Queed," said
+Nicolovius, snapping his final button. "May I say that I have read some
+of your editorials in the _Post_ with--ah--pleasure and profit? I should
+feel flattered if you would come to see me in my room some evening,
+where I can offer you, at any rate, a fire and a so-so cigar."
+
+"Thank you. However, I do not smoke," said Doctor Queed, and, bowing
+coldly to the old professor, started rapidly up the stairs.
+
+Aloft the young man went to his scriptorium, happy in the thought that
+five hours of incorruptible leisure and unswerving devotion to his
+heart's dearest lay before him. It had been a day when the _Post_ did
+not require him; hour by hour since breakfast he had fared gloriously
+upon his book. But to-night his little room was cold; unendurably cold;
+not even the flamings of genius could overcome its frigor; and hardly
+half an hour had passed before he became aware that his sanctum was
+altogether uninhabitable. Bitterly he faced the knowledge that he must
+fare forth into the outer world of the dining-room that night; irritably
+he gathered up his books and papers.
+
+Half-way down the first flight a thought struck Queed, and he retraced
+his steps. The last time that he had been compelled to the dining-room
+the landlady's daughter had been there--(it was all an accident, poor
+child! Hadn't she vowed to herself never to intrude on the little Doctor
+again?)--and, stupidly breaking the point of her pencil, had had the
+hardihood to ask him for the loan of his knife. Mr. Queed was determined
+that this sort of thing should not occur again. A method for enforcing
+his determination, at once firm and courteous, had occurred to him. One
+could never tell when trespassers would stray into the dining-room--his
+dining-room by right of his exalted claim. Rummaging in his bottom
+bureau drawer, he produced a placard, like a narrow little sign-board,
+and tucking it under his arm, went on downstairs.
+
+The precaution was by no means superfluous. Disgustingly enough the
+landlady's daughter was once more in his dining-room before him, the
+paraphernalia of her algebra spread over half the Turkey-red cloth. Fifi
+looked up, plainly terrified at his entrance and his forbidding
+expression. It was her second dreadful blunder, poor luckless little
+wight! She had faithfully waited a whole half-hour, and Mr. Queed had
+shown no signs of coming down. Never had he waited so long as this when
+he meant to claim the dining-room. Mrs. Paynter's room, nominally heated
+by a flume from the Latrobe heater in the parlor, was noticeably coolish
+on a wintry night. Besides, there was no table in it, and everybody
+knows that algebra is hard enough under the most favorable conditions,
+let alone having to do it on your knee. It seemed absolutely safe; Fifi
+had yielded to the summons of the familiar comforts; and now--
+
+"Oh--how do you do?" she was saying in a frightened voice.
+
+Mr. Queed bowed, indignantly. Silently he marched to his chair, the one
+just opposite, and sat down in offended majesty. To Fifi it seemed that
+to get up at once and leave the room, which she would gladly have done,
+would be too crude a thing to do, too gross a rebuke to the little
+Doctor's Ego. She was wrong, of course, though her sensibilities were
+indubitably right. Therefore she feigned enormous engrossment in her
+algebra, and struggled to make herself as small and inoffensive as she
+could.
+
+The landlady's daughter wore a Peter Thompson suit of blue serge, which
+revealed a few inches of very thin white neck. She was sixteen and
+reddish-haired, and it was her last year at the High School. The
+reference is to Fifi's completion of the regular curriculum, and not to
+any impending promotion to a still Higher School. She was a fond,
+uncomplaining little thing, who had never hurt anybody's feelings in her
+life, and her eyes, which were light blue, had just that look of
+ethereal sweetness you see in Burne-Jones's women and for just that same
+reason. Her syrup she took with commendable faithfulness; the doctor,
+in rare visits, spoke cheerily of the time when she was to be quite
+strong and well again; but there were moments when Sharlee Weyland,
+looking at her little cousin's face in repose, felt her heart stop
+still.
+
+Fifi dallied with her algebra, hoping and praying that she would not
+_have_ to cough. She had been very happy all that day. There was no
+particular reason for it; so it was the nicest kind of happiness, the
+kind that comes from inside, which even the presence of the little
+Doctor could not take away from her. Heaven knew that Fifi harbored no
+grudge against Mr. Queed, and she had not forgotten what Sharlee said
+about being gentle with him. But how to be gentle with so austere a
+young Socrates? Raising her head upon the pretext of turning a page,
+Fifi stole a hurried glance at him.
+
+The first thing Mr. Queed had done on sitting down was to produce his
+placard, silently congratulating himself on having brought it. Selecting
+the book which he would be least likely to need, he shoved it well
+forward, nearly halfway across the table, and against the volume propped
+up his little pasteboard sign, the printed part staring straight toward
+Fifi. The sign was an old one which he had chanced to pick up years ago
+at the Astor Library. It read:
+
+ SILENCE
+
+Arch-type and model of courteous warning!
+
+When Fifi read the little Doctor's sign, her feelings were not in the
+least wounded, insufficiently subtle though some particular people might
+have thought its admonition to be. On the contrary, it was only by the
+promptest work in getting her handkerchief into her mouth that she
+avoided laughing out loud. The two of them alone in the room and his
+_Silence_ sign gazing at her like a pasteboard Gorgon!
+
+Fifi became more than ever interested in Mr. Queed. An intense and
+strictly feminine curiosity filled her soul to know something of the
+nature of that work which demanded so stern a noiselessness. Observing
+rigorously the printed Rule of the Dining-Room, she could not forbear to
+pilfer glance after glance at the promulgator of it. Mr. Queed was
+writing, not reading, to-night. He wrote very slowly on half-size yellow
+pads, worth seventy-five cents a dozen, using the books only for
+reference. Now he tore off a sheet only partly filled with his small
+handwriting, and at the head of a new sheet inscribed a Roman numeral,
+with a single word under that. Like her cousin Sharlee at an earlier
+date, Fifi experienced a desire to study out, upside down, what this
+heading was. Several peeks were needed, with artful attention to algebra
+between whiles, before she was at last convinced that she had it.
+Undoubtedly it was
+
+ XVIII
+
+ ALTRUISM
+
+There was nothing enormous about Fifi's vocabulary, but she well knew
+what to do in a case like this. Behind her stood a battered little
+walnut bookcase, containing the Paynter library. After a safe interval
+of absorption in her sums, she pushed back her chair with the most
+respectful quietude and pulled out a tall volume. The pages of it she
+turned with blank studious face but considerable inner expectancy:
+Af--Ai--Al--Alf....
+
+A giggle shattered the academic calm, and Fifi, in horror, realized that
+she was the author of it. She looked up quickly, and her worst fears
+were realized. Mr. Queed was staring at her, as one scarcely able to
+credit his own senses, icy rebuke piercing through and overflowing his
+great round spectacles.
+
+"I beg your pardon!--Mr. Queed. It--it slipped out, really--"
+
+But the young man thought that the time had come when this question of
+noise in his dining-room must be settled once and for all.
+
+"Indeed? Be kind enough to explain the occasion of it."
+
+"Why," said Fifi, too truthful to prevaricate and completely cowed,
+"it--it was only the meaning of a word here. It--was silly of me. I--I
+can't explain it--exactly--"
+
+"Suppose you try. Since your merriment interrupts my work, I claim the
+privilege of sharing it."
+
+"Well! I--I--happened to see that word at the head of the page you are
+writing--"
+
+"Proceed."
+
+"I--I looked it up in the dictionary. It _says_," she read out with a
+gulp and a cough, "it means 'self-sacrificing devotion to the interests
+of others.'"
+
+The poor child thought her point must now be indelicately plain, but the
+lips of Doctor Queed merely emitted another close-clipped: "Proceed."
+
+At a desperate loss as she was, Fifi was suddenly visited by an idea.
+"Oh! I see. You're--you're writing _against_ altruism, aren't you?"
+
+"What leads you to that conclusion, if I may ask?"
+
+"Why--I--I suppose it's the--way you--you do. Of course I oughtn't to
+have said it--"
+
+"Go on. What way that I do?"
+
+Poor Fifi saw that she was floundering in ever more deeply. With the
+boldness of despair she blurted out: "Well--one thing--you sent me out
+of the room that night--when I coughed, you know. I--I don't understand
+about altruism like you do, but I--should think it was--my interests to
+stay here--"
+
+There followed a brief silence, which made Fifi more miserable than any
+open rebuke, and then Mr. Queed said in a dry tone: "I am engaged upon a
+work of great importance to the public, I may say to posterity. Perhaps
+you can appreciate that such a work is entitled to the most favorable
+conditions in which to pursue it."
+
+"Of course. Indeed I understand perfectly, Mr. Queed," said Fifi,
+immediately touched by what seemed like kindness from him. And she added
+innocently: "All men--writing men, I mean--feel that way about their
+work--I suppose. I remember Mr. Sutro who used to have the very same
+room you're in now. He was writing a five-act play, all in poetry, to
+show the horrors of war, and he used to say--"
+
+The young man involuntarily shuddered. "I have nothing to do with other
+men. I am thinking," he said with rather an unfortunate choice of words,
+"only of myself."
+
+"Oh--I see! Now I understand exactly!"
+
+"What is it that you see and understand so exactly?"
+
+"Why, the way you feel about altruism. You believe in it for other
+people, but not for yourself! Isn't that right?"
+
+They stared across the table at each other: innocent Fifi, who barely
+knew the meaning of altruism, but had practiced it from the time she
+could practice anything, and the little Doctor, who knew everything
+about altruism that social science would ever formulate, and had stopped
+right there. All at once, his look altered; from objective it became
+subjective. The question seemed suddenly to hook onto something inside,
+like a still street-car gripping hold of a cable and beginning to move;
+the mind's eye of the young man appeared to be seized and swept inward.
+Presently without a word he resumed his writing.
+
+Fifi was much disturbed at the effect of her artless question, and just
+when everything was beginning to go so nicely too. In about half an
+hour, when she got up to retire, she said timidly:--
+
+"I'm sorry if I--I was rude just now, Mr. Queed. Indeed, I didn't mean
+to be...."
+
+"I did not say that you were rude," he answered without looking up.
+
+But at the door Fifi was arrested by his voice.
+
+"Why do you think it to your advantage to work in here?"
+
+"It's--it's a good deal warmer, you know," said Fifi, flustered,
+"and--then of course there's the table and lamp. But it's quite all
+right upstairs--really!"
+
+He made no answer.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+ _Autobiographical Data imparted, for Sound Business Reasons, to a
+ Landlady's Agent; of the Agent's Other Title, etc._
+
+
+While all move in slots in this world, Mr. Queed's slot was infinitely
+more clearly marked than any of his neighbors'. It ran exclusively
+between the heaven of his room and the hades of the _Post_ office;
+manifesting itself at the latter place in certain staid writings done in
+exchange for ten dollars, currency of the realm, paid down each and
+every Saturday. Into this slot he had been lifted, as it were by the
+ears, by a slip of a girl of the name of Charlotte Lee Weyland, though
+it was some time before he ever thought of it in that way.
+
+In the freemasonry of the boarding-house, the young man was early
+accepted as he was. He was promptly voted the driest, most uninteresting
+and self-absorbed savant ever seen. Even Miss Miller, ordinarily
+indefatigable where gentlemen were concerned, soon gave him up. To Mr.
+Bylash she spoke contemptuously of him, but secretly she was awed by his
+stately manner of speech and his godlike indifference to all pleasures,
+including those of female society. Of them all, Nicolovius was the only
+one who seemed in the least impressed by Mr. Queed's appointment as
+editorial writer on the _Post_. With the others the exalted world he
+moved in was so remote from theirs that no surprises were possible
+there, and if informed that the little Doctor had been elected president
+of Harvard University, it would have seemed all in the day's work to
+William Klinker. Klinker was six feet high, red-faced and friendly, and
+Queed preferred his conversation above any heard at Mrs. Paynter's
+table. It reminded him very much of his friend the yeggman in New York.
+
+What went on behind the door of the tiny Scriptorium the boarders could
+only guess. It may be said that its owner's big grievance against the
+world was that he had to leave it occasionally to earn his bread and
+meat. Apart from this he never left it in those days except for one
+reason, viz., the consumption three times a day of the said bread and
+meat. Probably this was one explanation of the marked pallor of his
+cheek, but of such details as this he never took the smallest notice.
+
+Under the tiny bed were three boxes of books, chief fruit of the savings
+of an inexpensive lifetime. But the books were now merely the occasional
+stimulus of a mind already well stored with their strength, well
+fortified against their weaknesses. Nowadays nearly all of Queed's time,
+which he administered by an iron-clad Schedule of Hours, duly drawn up,
+went to the actual writing of his Magnum Opus. He had practically
+decided that it should be called "The Science of Sciences." For his book
+was designed to coördinate and unify the theories of all science into
+the single theory which alone gave any of them a living value, namely,
+the progressive evolution of a higher organized society and a higher
+individual type. That this work would blaze a wholly new trail for a
+world of men, he rarely entertained a doubt. To its composition he gave
+fifteen actual hours a day on _Post_ days, sixteen hours on non-_Post_
+days. Many men speak of working hours like these, or even longer ones,
+but investigation would generally show that all kinds of restful
+interludes are indiscriminately counted in. Queed's hours, you
+understand, were not elapsed time--they were absolutely net. He was one
+of the few men in the world who literally "didn't have time."
+
+He sat in Colonel Cowles's office, scribbling rapidly, with his eye on
+his watch, writing one of those unanswerable articles which were so much
+dead space to a people's newspaper. It was a late afternoon in early
+February, soon after the opening of the legislature; and he was alone in
+the office. A knock fell upon the door, and at his "Come," a girl
+entered who looked as pretty as a dewy May morning. Queed looked up at
+her with no welcome in his eye, or greeting on his lip, or spring in the
+pregnant hinges of his knee. Yet if he had been a less self-absorbed
+young scientist, it must certainly have dawned on him that he had seen
+this lady before.
+
+"Oh! How do you do!" said Sharlee, for it was indeed no other.
+
+"Oh--quite well."
+
+"Miss Leech tells me that Colonel Cowles has gone out. I particularly
+wished to see him. Perhaps you know when he will be back?"
+
+"Perhaps in half an hour. Perhaps in an hour. I cannot say."
+
+She mused disappointedly. "I could hardly wait. Would you be good enough
+to give him a message for me?"
+
+"Very well."
+
+"Well--just tell him, please, that if he can make it convenient, we'd
+like the article about the reformatory to go in to-morrow, or the next
+day, anyway. He'll understand perfectly; I have talked it all over with
+him. The only point was as to when the article would have the most
+effect, and we think the time has come now."
+
+"You would like an article written about a reformatory for to-morrow's
+_Post_ or next day's. Very well."
+
+"Thank you so much for telling him. Good-afternoon."
+
+"_You_ would like," the young man repeated--"but one moment, if you
+please. You have omitted to inform me who _you_ are."
+
+To his surprise the lady turned round with a gay laugh. Sharlee had
+supposed that Mr. Queed, having been offended by her, was deliberately
+cutting her. That her identity had literally dropped cleanly from his
+mind struck her as both much better and decidedly more amusing.
+
+"Don't you remember me?" she reminded him once again, laughing full at
+him from the threshhold. "My dog knocked you over in the street one
+day--surely you remember the pleasure-dog?--and then that night I gave
+you your supper at Mrs. Paynter's and afterwards collected twenty
+dollars from you for back board. I am Mrs. Paynter's niece and my name
+is Charlotte Weyland."
+
+Weyland?... Weyland? Oho! So this was the girl--sure enough--that Henry
+G. Surface had stripped of her fortune. Well, well!
+
+"Ah, yes, I recall you now."
+
+She thought there was an inimical note in his voice, and to pay him for
+it, she said with a final smiling nod: "Oh, I am _so_ pleased!"
+
+Her little sarcasm passed miles over his head. She had touched the
+spring of the automatic card-index system known as his memory and the
+ingenious machinery worked on. Presently it pushed out and laid before
+him the complete record, neatly ticketed and arranged, the full dossier,
+of all that had passed between him and the girl. But she was nearly
+through the door before he had decided to say:
+
+"I had another letter from my father last night."
+
+"Oh!" she said, turning at once--"_Did_ you!"
+
+He nodded, gloomily. "However, there was not a cent of money in it."
+
+If he had racked his brains for a subject calculated to detain
+her--which we may rely upon it that he did not do--he could not have hit
+upon a surer one. Sharlee Weyland had a great fund of pity for this
+young man's worse than fatherlessness, and did not in the least mind
+showing it. She came straight back into the room and up to the table
+where he sat.
+
+"Does it help you at all--about knowing where he is, I mean?"
+
+"Not in the least. I wonder what he's up to anyway?"
+
+He squinted up at her interrogatively through his circular glasses, as
+though she ought to be able to tell him if anybody could. Then a thought
+very much like that took definite shape in his mind. He himself had no
+time to give to mysterious problems and will-o'-the-wisp pursuits; his
+book and posterity claimed it all. This girl was familiar with the
+city; doubtless knew all the people; she seemed intelligent and capable,
+as girls went. He remembered that he had consulted her about securing
+remunerative work, with some results; possibly she would also have
+something sensible to say about his paternal problem. He might make an
+even shrewder stroke. As his landlady's agent, this girl would of course
+be interested in establishing his connection with a relative who had
+twenty-dollar bills to give away. Therefore if it ever should come to a
+search, why mightn't he turn the whole thing over to the agent--persuade
+her to hunt his father for him, and thus leave his own time free for the
+service of the race?
+
+"Look here," said he, with a glance at his watch. "I'll take a few
+minutes. Kindly sit down there and I'll show you how the man is
+behaving."
+
+Sharlee sat down as she was bidden, close by his side, piqued as to her
+curiosity, as well as flattered by his royal condescension. She wore her
+business suit, which was rough and blue, with a smart little pony coat.
+She also wore a white veil festooned around her hat, and white gloves
+that were quite unspotted from the world. The raw February winds had
+whipped roses into her cheeks; her pure ultramarine eyes made the blue
+of her suit look commonplace and dull. Dusk had fallen over the city,
+and Queed cleverly bethought him to snap on an electric light. It
+revealed a very shabby, ramshackle, and dingy office; but the long table
+in it was new, oaken, and handsome. In fact, it was one of the repairs
+introduced by the new management.
+
+"Here," said he, "is his first letter--the one that brought me from New
+York."
+
+He took it from its envelope and laid it open on the table. A sense of
+the pathos in this ready sharing of one's most intimate secrets with a
+stranger took hold of Sharlee as she leaned forward to see what it might
+say.
+
+"Be careful! Your feather thing is sticking my eye."
+
+Meekly the girl withdrew to a safer distance. From there she read with
+amazement the six typewritten lines which was all that the letter proved
+to be. They read thus:
+
+ Your father asks that, if you have any of the natural feelings of a
+ son, you will at once leave New York and take up your residence in
+ this city. This is the first request he has ever made of you, as it
+ will be, if you refuse it, the last. But he earnestly begs that you
+ will comply with it, anticipating that it will be to your decided
+ advantage to do so.
+
+"The envelope that that came in," said Queed, briskly laying it down.
+"Now here's the envelope that the twenty dollars came in--it is exactly
+like the other two, you observe.--The last exhibit is somewhat
+remarkable; it came yesterday. Read that."
+
+Sharlee required no urging. She read:
+
+ Make friends; mingle with people, and learn to like them. This is
+ the earnest injunction of
+
+ Your father.
+
+"Note especially," said the young man, "the initial Q on each of the
+three envelopes. You will observe that the tail in every instance is
+defective in just the same way."
+
+Sure enough, the tail of every Q was broken off short near the root,
+like the rudimentary tail anatomists find in Genus Homo. Mr. Queed
+looked at her with scholarly triumph.
+
+"I suppose that removes all doubt," said she, "that all these came from
+the same person."
+
+"Unquestionably.--Well? What do they suggest to you?"
+
+A circle of light from the green-shaded desk-lamp beat down on the three
+singular exhibits. Sharlee studied them with bewilderment mixed with
+profound melancholy.
+
+"Is it conceivable," said she, hesitatingly--"I only suggest this
+because the whole thing seems so extraordinary--that somebody is playing
+a very foolish joke on you?"
+
+He stared. "Who on earth would wish to joke with me?"
+
+Of course he had her there. "I wish," she said, "that you would tell me
+what you yourself think of them."
+
+"I think that my father must be very hard up for something to do."
+
+"Oh--I don't think I should speak of it in that way if I were you."
+
+"Why not? If he cites filial duty to me, why shall I not cite paternal
+duty to him? Why should he confine his entire relations with me in
+twenty-four years to two preposterous detective-story letters?"
+
+Sharlee said nothing. To tell the truth, she thought the behavior of
+Queed Senior puzzling in the last degree.
+
+"You grasp the situation? He knows exactly where I am; evidently he has
+known it all along. He could come to see me to-night; he could have come
+as soon as I arrived here three months ago; he could have come five,
+ten, twenty years ago, when I was in New York. But instead he elects to
+write these curious letters, apparently seeking to make a mystery, and
+throwing the burden of finding him on me. Why should I become excited
+over the prospect? If he would promise to endow me now, to support or
+pension me off, if I found him, that would be one thing. But I submit to
+you that no man can be expected to interrupt a most important life-work
+in consideration of a single twenty-dollar bill. And that is the only
+proof of interest I ever had from him. No--" he broke off suddenly--"no,
+that's hardly true after all. I suppose it was he who sent the money to
+Tim."
+
+"To Tim?"
+
+"Tim Queed."
+
+Presently she gently prodded him. "And do you want to tell me who Tim
+Queed is?"
+
+He eyed her thoughtfully. If the ground of his talk appeared somewhat
+delicate, nothing could have been more matter-of-fact than the way he
+tramped it. Yet now he palpably paused to ask himself whether it was
+worth his while to go more into detail. Yes; clearly it was. If it ever
+became necessary to ask the boarding-house agent to find his father for
+him, she would have to know what the situation was, and now was the time
+to make it plain to her once and for all.
+
+"He is the man I lived with till I was fourteen; one of my friends, a
+policeman. For a long time I supposed, of course, that Tim was my
+father, but when I was ten or twelve, he told me, first that I was an
+orphan who had been left with him to bring up, and later on, that I had
+a father somewhere who was not in a position to bring up children. That
+was all he would ever say about it. I became a student while still a
+little boy, having educated myself practically without instruction of
+any sort, and when I was fourteen I left Tim because he married at that
+time, and, with the quarreling and drinking that followed, the house
+became unbearable. Tim then told me for the first time that he had, from
+some source, funds equivalent to twenty-five dollars a month for my
+board, and that he would allow me fifteen of that, keeping ten dollars a
+month for his services as agent. You follow all this perfectly? So
+matters went along for ten years, Tim bringing me the fifteen dollars
+every month and coming frequently to see me in between, often bringing
+along his brother Murphy, who is a yeggman. Last fall came this letter,
+purporting to be from my father. Absurd as it appeared to me, I decided
+to come. Tim said that, in that case, he would be compelled to cut off
+the allowance entirely. Nevertheless, I came."
+
+Sharlee had listened to this autobiographical sketch with close and
+sympathetic attention. "And now that you are here--and settled--haven't
+you decided to do something--?"
+
+He leaned back in his swivel chair and stared at her. "Do something!
+Haven't I done all that he asked? Haven't I given up fifteen dollars a
+month for him? Decidedly, the next move is his."
+
+"But if you meant to take no steps when you got here, why did you come?"
+
+"To give him his chance, of course. One city is exactly like another to
+me. All that I ask of any of them is a table and silence. Apart from the
+forfeiture of my income, living here and living there are all one. Do!
+You talk of it glibly enough, but what is there to do? There are no
+Queeds in this city. I looked in the directory this morning. In all
+probability that is not his name anyway. Kindly bear in mind that I have
+not the smallest clue to proceed upon, even had I the time and
+willingness to proceed upon it."
+
+"I am obliged to agree with you," she said, "in thinking that your--"
+
+"Besides," continued Doctor Queed, "what reason have I for thinking that
+he expects or desires me to track him down? For all that he says here,
+that may be the last thing in the world he wishes."
+
+Sharlee, turning toward him, her chin in her white-gloved hand, looked
+at him earnestly.
+
+"Do you care to have me discuss it with you?"
+
+"Oh, yes, I have invited an expression of opinion from you."
+
+"Then I agree with you in thinking that your father is not treating you
+fairly. His attitude toward you is extraordinary, to say the least of
+it. But of course there must be some good reason for this. Has it
+occurred to you that he may be in some--situation where it is not
+possible for him to reveal himself to you?"
+
+"Such as what?"
+
+"Well, I don't know--"
+
+"Why doesn't he say so plainly in his letters then?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+The young man threw out his hands with a gesture which inquired what in
+the mischief she was talking about then.
+
+"Here is another thought," said Sharlee, not at all disconcerted. "Have
+you considered that possibly he may be doing this way--as a test?"
+
+"Test of what?"
+
+"Of you. I mean that, wanting to--to have you with him now, he is taking
+this way of finding out whether or not you want him. Don't you see what
+I mean? He appeals here to the natural feelings of a son, and then again
+he tells you to make friends and learn to like people. Evidently he is
+expecting something of you--I don't know exactly what. But don't you
+think, perhaps, that if you began a search for him, he would take it as
+a sign--"
+
+"I told you that there was no way in which a search, as you call it,
+could be begun. Nor, if there were, have I the smallest inclination to
+begin it. Nor, again, if I had, could I possibly take the time from My
+Book."
+
+She was silent a moment. "There is, of course, one way in which you
+could find out at any moment."
+
+"Indeed! What is that, pray?"
+
+"Mr. Tim Queed."
+
+He smiled faintly but derisively. "Hardly. Of course Tim knows all about
+it. He told me once that he was present at the wedding of my parents;
+another time that my mother died when I was born. But he would add, and
+will add, not a word to these confidences; not even to assure me
+definitely that my father is still alive. He says that he has sworn an
+oath of secrecy. I called on him before I left New York. No, no; I may
+discover my father or he may discover me, or not, but we can rest
+absolutely assured that I shall get no help from Tim."
+
+"But you can't mean simply to sit still--"
+
+"And leave matters to him. I do."
+
+"But--but," she still protested, "he is evidently unhappy Mr.
+Queed--evidently counting on you for something--"
+
+"Then let him come out like a man and say plainly what he wants. I
+cannot possibly drop my work to try to solve entirely superfluous
+enigmas. Keep all this in mind--take an interest in it, will you?" he
+added briskly. "Possibly I might need your help some day."
+
+"Certainly I will. I appreciate your telling me about it, and I'd be so
+glad to help you in any way that I could."
+
+"How do you like my editorials?" he demanded abruptly.
+
+"I'm afraid I don't understand a line of them!"
+
+He waved his hand indulgently, like a grandfather receiving the just
+tribute of his little ones. "They are for thinkers, experts," said he,
+and picked up his pencil.
+
+The agent took the hint; pushed back her chair; her glove was unbuttoned
+and she slowly fastened it. In her heart was a great compassion for the
+little Doctor.
+
+"Mr. Queed, I want you to know that if I ever could be of help to you
+about _anything_, I'd always think it a real pleasure. Please remember
+that, won't you? Did you know I lived down this way, in the daytime?"
+
+"Lived?"
+
+She made a gesture toward the window, and away to the south and east.
+"My office is only three blocks away, down there in the park--"
+
+"Your office? You don't work!"
+
+"Oh, don't I though!"
+
+"Why, I thought you were a _lady_!"
+
+They were so close together that she was compelled to laugh full in his
+face, disclosing two rows of splendid little teeth and the tip of a rosy
+little tongue. Probably she could have crushed him by another pointing
+gesture, turned this time toward her honored great-grandfather who stood
+in marble in the square; but what was the use?
+
+"What are you laughing at?" he inquired mildly.
+
+"At your definition of a lady. Where on earth did you get it? Out of
+those laws of human society you write every night at my aunt's?"
+
+"No," said he, the careful scientist at once, "no, I admit, if you like,
+that I used the term in a loose, popular sense. I would not seriously
+contend that females of gentle birth and breeding--ladies in the
+essential sense--are never engaged in gainful occupations--"
+
+"You shouldn't," she laughed, "not in this city at any rate. It might
+astonish you to know how many females of gentle birth and breeding are
+engaged in gainful occupations on this one block alone. It was not ever
+thus with them. Once they had wealth and engaged in nothing but
+delicious leisure. But in 1861 some men came down here, about six to
+one, and took all this wealth away from them, at the same time
+exterminating the males. Result: the females, ladies in the essential
+sense, must either become gainful or starve. They have not starved.
+Sociologically, it's interesting. Make Colonel Cowles tell you about it
+some time."
+
+"He has told me about it. In fact he tells me constantly. And this work
+that you do," he said, not unkindly and not without interest, "what is
+it? Are you a teacher, perhaps, a ... no!--You speak of an office. You
+are a clerk, doubtless, a bookkeeper, a stenographer, an office girl?"
+
+She nodded with exaggerated gravity. "You have guessed my secret. I am a
+clerk, bookkeeper, stenographer, and office girl. My official title, of
+course, is a little more frilly, but you describe--"
+
+"Well? What is it?"
+
+"They call it Assistant Secretary of the State Department of Charities."
+
+He looked astonished; she had no idea his face could take on so much
+expression.
+
+"You! _You_! Why, how on earth did you get such a position?"
+
+"Pull," said Sharlee.
+
+Their eyes met, and she laughed him down.
+
+"Who is the real Secretary to whom you are assistant?"
+
+"The nicest man in the world. Mr. Dayne--Rev. George Dayne."
+
+"A parson! Does he know anything about his subject? Is he an expert?--a
+trained relief worker? Does he know Willoughby? And Smathers? And
+Conant?"
+
+"Knows them by heart. Quotes pages of them at a time in his letters
+without ever glancing at the books."
+
+"And you?"
+
+"I may claim some familiarity with their theories."
+
+He fussed with his pencil. "I recall defining sociology for you one
+night at my boarding-house...."
+
+"I remember."
+
+"Well," said he, determined to find something wrong, "those men whom I
+mentioned to you are not so good as they think, particularly Smathers. I
+may as well tell you that I shall show Smathers up completely in my
+book."
+
+"We shall examine your arguments with care and attention. We leave no
+stone unturned to keep abreast of the best modern thought."
+
+"It is extraordinary that such a position should be held by a girl like
+you, who can have no scientific knowledge of the many complex
+problems.... However," he said, a ray of brightness lightening his
+displeasure, "your State is notoriously backward in this field. Your
+department, I fancy, can hardly be more than rudimentary."
+
+"It will be much, much more than that in another year or two. Why, we're
+only four years old!"
+
+"So this is why you are interested in having editorials written about
+reformatories. It is a reformatory for women that you wish to
+establish?"
+
+"How did you know?"
+
+"I merely argue from the fact that your State is so often held up to
+reproach for lack of one. What is the plan?"
+
+"We are asking," said the Assistant Secretary, "for a hundred thousand
+dollars--sixty thousand to buy the land and build, forty thousand for
+equipment and two years' support. Modest enough, is it not? Of course we
+shall not get a penny from the present legislature. Legislatures love to
+say no; it dearly flatters their little vanity. We are giving them the
+chance to say no now. Then when they meet again, two years from now, we
+trust that they will be ready to give us what we ask--part of it, at any
+rate. We can make a start with seventy-five thousand dollars."
+
+Queed was moved to magnanimity. "Look here. You have been civil to me--I
+will write that article for you Myself."
+
+While Sharlee had become aware that the little Doctor was interested,
+really interested, in talking social science with her, she thought he
+must be crazy to offer such a contribution of his time. A guilty pink
+stole into her cheek. A reformatory article by Mr. Queed would doubtless
+be scientifically pluperfect, but nobody would read it. Colonel Cowles,
+on the other hand, had never even heard of Willoughby and Smathers; but
+when he wrote an article people read it, and the humblest understood
+exactly what he was driving at.
+
+"Why--it's very nice of you to offer to help us, but I couldn't think of
+imposing on your time--"
+
+"Naturally not," said he, decisively; "but it happens that we have
+decided to allow a breathing-space in my series on taxation, that the
+public may digest what I have already written. I am therefore free to
+discuss other topics for a few days. For to-morrow's issue, I am
+analyzing certain little understood industrial problems in Bavaria. On
+the following day--"
+
+"It's awfully good of you to think of it," said Sharlee, embarrassed by
+his grave gaze. "I can't tell you how I appreciate it. But--but--you
+see, there's a lot of special detail that applies to this particular
+case alone--oh, a great lot of it--little facts connected with peculiar
+State conditions and--and the history of our department, you know--and I
+have talked it over so thoroughly with the Colonel--"
+
+"Here is Colonel Cowles now."
+
+She breathed a sigh. Colonel Cowles, entering with the breath of winter
+upon him, greeted her affectionately. Queed, rather relieved that his
+too hasty offer had not been accepted, noted with vexation that his
+conversation with the agent had cost him eighteen minutes of time.
+Vigorously he readdressed himself to the currency problems of the
+Bavarians; the girl's good-night, as applied to him, fell upon ears
+deafer than any post.
+
+Sharlee walked home through the tingling twilight; fourteen blocks, and
+she did them four times a day. It was a still evening, clear as a bell
+and very cold; already stars were pushing through the dim velvet round;
+all the world lay white with a light hard snow, crusted and sparkling
+under the street lights. Her private fear about the whole matter was
+that Queed Senior was a person of a criminal mode of life, who,
+discovering the need of a young helper, was somehow preparing to sound
+and size up his long-neglected son.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+ _In which an Assistant Editor, experiencing the Common Desire to
+ thrash a Proof-Reader, makes a Humiliating Discovery; and of how
+ Trainer Klinker gets a Pupil the Same Evening._
+
+
+The industrial problems of the Bavarians seemed an inoffensive thesis
+enough, but who can evade Destiny?
+
+Queed never read his own articles when they appeared in print in the
+_Post_. In this peculiarity he may be said to have resembled all the
+rest of the world, with the exception of the Secretary of the Tax Reform
+League, and the Assistant Secretary of the State Department of
+Charities. But not by any such device, either, can a man elude his Fate.
+On the day following his conversation with Mrs. Paynter's agent, Fortune
+gave Queed to hear a portion of his article on the Bavarians read aloud,
+and read with derisive laughter.
+
+The incident occurred on a street-car, which he had taken because of the
+heavy snow-fall: another illustration of the tiny instruments with which
+Providence works out its momentous designs. Had he not taken the car--he
+was on the point of not taking it, when one whizzed invitingly up--he
+would never have heard of the insult that the Post's linotype had put
+upon him, and the course of his life might have been different. As it
+was, two men on the next seat in front were reading the Post and making
+merry.
+
+"... '_A lengthy procession of fleas harassed the diet._' Now what in
+the name of Bob ..."
+
+Gradually the sentence worked its way into the closed fastness of the
+young man's mind. It had a horrible familiarity, like a ghastly parody
+on something known and dear. With a quick movement he leaned forward,
+peering over the shoulder of the man who held the paper.
+
+The man looked around, surprised and annoyed by the strange face
+breaking in so close to his own, but Queed paid no attention to him. Yes
+... it was his article they were mocking at--HIS article. He remembered
+the passage perfectly. He had written: "A lengthy procession of pleas
+harassed the Diet." His trained eye swept rapidly down the half column
+of print. There it was! "A procession of fleas." In _his_ article!
+Fleas, unclean, odious vermin, in His Article!
+
+Relatively, Queed cared nothing about his work on the _Post_, but for
+all the children of his brain, even the smallest and feeblest, he had a
+peculiar tenderness. He was more jealous of them than a knight of his
+honor, or a beauty of her complexion. No insult to his character could
+have enraged him like a slight put upon the least of these his articles.
+He sat back in his seat, feeling white, and something clicked inside his
+head. He remembered having heard that click once before. It was the
+night he determined to evolve the final theory of social progress, which
+would wipe out all other theories as the steam locomotive had wiped out
+the prairie schooner.
+
+He knew well enough what that click meant now. He had got a new purpose,
+and that was to exact personal reparation from the criminal who had made
+Him and His Work the butt of street-car loafers. Never, it seemed to
+him, could he feel clean again until he had wiped off those fleas with
+gore.
+
+To his grim inquiry Colonel Cowles replied that the head proof-reader,
+Mr. Pat, was responsible for typographical errors, and Mr. Pat did not
+"come on" till 6.30. It was now but 5.50. Queed sat down, wrote his next
+day's article and handed it to the Colonel, who read the title and
+coughed.
+
+"I shall require no article from you to-morrow or next day. On the
+following day"--here the Colonel opened a drawer and consulted a
+schedule--"I shall receive with pleasure your remarks on 'Fundamental
+Principles of Distribution--Article Four.'"
+
+Queed ascended to the next floor, a noisy, discordant floor, full of
+metal tables on castors, and long stone-topped tables not on castors,
+and Mergenthaler machines, and slanting desk-like structures holding
+fonts of type. Rough board partitions rose here and there; over
+everything hung the deadly scent of acids from the engravers' room.
+
+"That's him now," said an ink-smeared lad, and nodded toward a tall,
+gangling, mustachioed fellow in a black felt hat who had just come up
+the stairs.
+
+Queed marched straight for the little cubbyhole where the proof-readers
+and copy-holders sweated through their long nights.
+
+"You are Mr. Pat, head proof-reader of the _Post_?"
+
+"That's me, sor," said Mr. Pat, and he turned with rather a sharp glance
+at the other's tone.
+
+"What excuse have you to offer for making my article ridiculous and me a
+common butt?"
+
+"An' who the divil may you be, please?"
+
+"I am Mr. Queed, special editorial writer for this paper. Look at this."
+He handed over the folded _Post_, with the typographical enormity
+heavily underscored in blue. "What do you mean by falsifying my language
+and putting into my mouth an absurd observation about the most loathsome
+of vermin?"
+
+Mr. Pat was at once chagrined and incensed. He happened, further, to be
+in most sensitive vein as regards little oversights in his department.
+His professional pride was tortured with the recollection that, only
+three days before, he had permitted the _Post_ to refer to old Major
+Lamar as "that immortal veterinary," and upon the _Post's_ seeking to
+retrieve itself the next day, at the Major's insistent demand, he had
+fallen into another error. The hateful words had come out as "immoral
+veteran."
+
+"Now look here!" said he, "there's nothing to be gained talking that
+way. Ye've got me--I'll give ye that! But what do ye expect?--eighty
+columns of type a night and niver a little harmless slip--?"
+
+"You must be taught to make no slips with my articles. I'm going to
+punish you for that--"
+
+"What-a-at! Say that agin!"
+
+"Stand out here--I am going to give you a good thrashing. I shall whip
+..."
+
+Another man would have laughed heartily and told the young man to trot
+away while the trotting was good. He was nearly half a foot shorter than
+Mr. Pat, and his face advertised his unmartial customs. But Mr. Pat had
+the swift fierce passions of his race; and it became to him an
+unendurable thing to be thus bearded by a little spectacled person in
+his own den. He saw red; and out shot his good right arm.
+
+The little Doctor proved a good sailer, but bad at making a landing. His
+course was arched, smooth, and graceful, but when he stopped, he did it
+so bluntly that men working two stories below looked up to ask each
+other who was dead. Typesetters left their machines and hurried up,
+fearing that here was a case for ambulance or undertaker. But they saw
+the fallen editor pick himself up, with a face of stupefied wonder, and
+immediately start back toward the angry proof-reader.
+
+Mr. Pat lowered redly on his threshhold. "G'awn now! Get away!"
+
+Queed came to a halt a pace away and stood looking at him.
+
+"G'awn, I tell ye! I don't want no more of your foolin'!"
+
+The young man, arms hanging inoffensively by his side, stared at him
+with a curious fixity.
+
+These tactics proved strangely disconcerting to Mr. Pat, obsessed as he
+was by a sudden sense of shame at having thumped so impotent an
+adversary.
+
+"Leave me be, Mr. Queed. I'm sorry I hit ye, and I niver would 'a' done
+it--if ye hadn't--"
+
+The man's voice died away. He became lost in a great wonder as to what
+under heaven this little Four-eyes meant by standing there and staring
+at him with that white and entirely unfrightened face.
+
+Queed was, in fact, in the grip of a brand-new idea, an idea so sudden
+and staggering that it overwhelmed him. He could not thrash Mr. Pat. He
+could not thrash anybody. Anybody in the world that desired could put
+gross insult upon his articles and go scot-free, the reason being that
+the father of these articles was a physical incompetent.
+
+All his life young Mr. Queed had attended to his own business, kept
+quiet and avoided trouble. This was his first fight, because it was the
+first time that anybody had publicly insulted his work. In his whirling
+sunburst of indignation, he had somehow taken it for granted that he
+could punch the head of a proof-reader in much the same way that he
+punched the head off Smathers's arguments. Now he suddenly discovered
+his mistake, and the discovery was going hard with him. Inside him there
+was raging a demon of surprising violence of deportment; it urged him to
+lay hold of some instrument of a rugged, murderous nature and
+assassinate Mr. Pat. But higher up in him, in his head, there spoke the
+stronger voice of his reason. While the demon screamed homicidally,
+reason coldly reminded the young man that not to save his life could he
+assassinate, or even hurt, Mr. Pat, and that the net result of another
+endeavor to do so would be merely a second mortifying atmospheric
+journey. Was it not unreasonable for a man, in a hopeless attempt to
+gratify irrational passion, to take a step the sole and certain
+consequences of which would be a humiliating soaring and curveting
+through the air?
+
+It was a terrible struggle, the marks of which broke out on the young
+man's forehead in cold beads. But he was a rationalist among
+rationalists, and in the end his reason subdued his demon. Therefore,
+the little knot of linotypers and helpers who had stood wonderingly by
+while the two adversaries stared at each other, through a tense
+half-minute, now listened to the following dialogue:--
+
+"I believe I said that I would give you a good thrashing. I now withdraw
+those words, for I find that I am unable to make them good."
+
+"I guess you ain't--what the divil did ye expect? Me to sit back with me
+hands behind me and leave ye--"
+
+"I earnestly desire to thrash you, but it is plain to me that I am not,
+at present, in position to do so."
+
+"Fergit it! What's afther ye, Mr. Queed--?"
+
+"To get in position to thrash you, would take me a year, two years, five
+years. It is not--no, it is _not_ worth my time."
+
+"Well, who asked f'r any av your time? But as f'r that, I'll give ye
+your chance to get square--"
+
+"I suppose you feel yourself free now to take all sorts of detestable
+liberties with my articles?"
+
+"Liberties--what's bitin' ye, man? Don't I read revised proof on the
+leaded stuff every night, no matter what the rush is? When did ye ever
+before catch me--?"
+
+"Physically, you are my superior, but muscle counts for very little in
+this world, my man. Morally, which is all that matters, I am your
+superior--you know that, don't you? Be so good as to keep your
+disgusting vermin out of my articles in the future."
+
+He walked away with a face which gave no sign of his inner turmoil. Mr.
+Pat looked after him, stirred and bewildered, and addressed his friends
+the linotypers angrily.
+
+"Something loose in his belfry, as ye might have surmised from thim
+damfool tax-drools."
+
+For Mr. Pat was still another reader of the unanswerable articles, he
+being paid the sum of twenty-seven dollars per week to peruse everything
+that went into the _Post_, including advertisements of auction sales and
+for sealed bids.
+
+Queed returned to his own office for his hat and coat. Having heard his
+feet upon the stairs, Colonel Cowles called out:--
+
+"What was the rumpus upstairs, do you know? It sounded as if somebody
+had a bad fall."
+
+"Somebody did get a fall, though not a bad one, I believe."
+
+"Who?" queried the editor briefly.
+
+"I."
+
+In the hall, it occurred to Queed that perhaps he had misled his chief a
+little, though speaking the literal truth. The fall that some _body_ had
+gotten was indeed nothing much, for people's bodies counted for nothing
+so long as they kept them under. But the fall that this body's
+self-esteem had gotten was no such trivial affair. It struck the young
+man as decidedly curious that the worst tumble his pride had ever
+received had come to him through his body, that part of him which he had
+always treated with the most systematic contempt.
+
+The elevator received him, and in it, as luck would have it, stood a
+tall young man whom he knew quite well.
+
+"Hello, there, Doc!"
+
+"How do you do, Mr. Klinker?"
+
+"Been up chinning your sporting editor, Ragsy Hurd. Trying to arrange a
+mill at the Mercury between Smithy of the Y.M.C.A. and Hank McGurk, the
+White Plains Cyclone."
+
+"A mill--?"
+
+"Scrap--boxin' match, y' know. Done up your writings for the day?"
+
+"My newspaper writings--yes."
+
+In the brilliant close quarters of the lift, Klinker was looking at Mr.
+Queed narrowly. "Where you hittin' for now? Paynter's?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Walkin'?--That's right. I'll go with you."
+
+As they came out into the street, Klinker said kindly: "You ain't
+feelin' good, are you, Doc? You're lookin' white as a milk-shake."
+
+"I feel reasonably well, thank you. As for color, I have never had any,
+I believe."
+
+"I don't guess, the life you lead. Got the headache, haven't you? Have
+it about half the time, now don't you, hey?"
+
+"Oh, I have a headache quite frequently, but I never pay any attention
+to it."
+
+"Well, you'd ought to. Don't you know the headache is just nature
+tipping you off there's something wrong inside? I've been watching you
+at the supper table for some time now. That pallor you got ain't natural
+pallor. You're pasty, that's right. I'll bet segars you wake up three
+mornings out of four feelin' like a dish of stewed prunes."
+
+"If I do--though of course I can only infer how such a dish feels--it is
+really of no consequence, I assure you."
+
+"Don't you fool yourself! It makes a lot of consequence to you. Ask a
+doctor, if you don't believe me. But I got your dia'nosis now, same as a
+medical man that's right. I know what's your trouble, Doc, just like you
+had told me yourself."
+
+"Ah? What, Mr. Klinker?"
+
+"Exercise."
+
+"You mean lack of exercise?"
+
+"I mean," said Klinker, "that you're fadin' out fast for the need of
+it."
+
+The two men pushed on up Centre Street, where the march of home-goers
+was now beginning to thin out, in a moment of silence. Queed glanced up
+at Klinker's six feet of red beef with a flash of envy which would have
+been unimaginable to him so short a while ago as ten minutes. Klinker
+was physically competent. Nobody could insult _his_ work and laugh at
+the merited retribution.
+
+"Come by my place a minute," said Klinker. "I got something to show you
+there. You know the shop, o' course?"
+
+No; Mr. Queed was obliged to admit that he did not.
+
+"I'm manager for Stark's," said Klinker, trying not to appear boastful.
+"Cigars, mineral waters, and periodicals. And a great rondy-vooze for
+the sporting men, politicians, and rounders of the town, if I do say it.
+I've seen you hit by the window many's the time, only your head was so
+full of studies you never noticed."
+
+"Thank you, I have no time this evening, I fear--"
+
+"Time? It won't take any--it's right the end of this block. You can't do
+any studyin' before supper-time, anyhow, because it's near that now. I
+got something for you there."
+
+They turned into Stark's, a brilliantly-lit and prettily appointed
+little shop with a big soda-water plant at the front. To a white-coated
+boy who lounged upon the fount, Klinker spoke winged words, and the next
+moment Queed found himself drinking a foaming, tingling, hair-trigger
+concoction under orders to put it all down at a gulp.
+
+They were seated upon a bench of oak and leather upholstery, with an
+enormous mirror reproducing their back views to all who cared to see.
+Klinker was chewing a tooth-pick; and either a tooth-pick lasted him a
+long time, or the number he made away with in a year was simply
+stupendous.
+
+"Ever see a gymnasier, Doc?"
+
+No; it seemed that the Doc had not.
+
+"We got one here. There's a big spare room behind the shop. Kind of a
+store-room it was, and the Mercuries have fitted it up as a gymnasier
+and athletic club. Only they're dead ones and don't use it much no more.
+Got kind of a fall this afternoon, didn't you, Doc?"
+
+"What makes you think that?"
+
+"That eye you got. She'll be a beaut to-morrow--skin's broke too. A bit
+of nice raw beefsteak clapped on it right now would do the world and all
+for it."
+
+"Oh, it is of no consequence--"
+
+"You think nothing about your body is consequence, Doc, that only your
+mind counts, and that's just where you make your mistake. Your body's
+got to carry your mind around, and if it lays down on you, what--"
+
+"But I have no intention of letting my body lie down on me, as you put
+it, Mr. Klinker. My health is sound, my constitution--"
+
+"Forget it, Doc. Can't I look at you and see with my own eyes? You're
+committing slow suicide by over-work. That's what it is."
+
+"As it happens, I am doing nothing of the sort. I have been working
+exactly this way for twelve years."
+
+"Then all the bigger is the overdue bill nature's got against you, and
+when she does hit you she'll hit to kill. Where'll your mind and your
+studies be when we've planted your body down under the sod?"
+
+Mr. Queed made no reply. After a moment, preparing to rise, he said: "I
+am obliged to you for that drink. It is rather remarkable--"
+
+"Headache all gone, hey?"
+
+"Almost entirely. I wish you would give me the name of the medicine. I
+will make a memorandum--"
+
+"Nix," said Klinker.
+
+"Nix? Nux I have heard of, but ..."
+
+"Hold on," laughed Klinker, as he saw Queed preparing to enter Nix in
+his note-book. "That ain't the name of it, and I ain't going to give it
+to you. Why, that slop only covers up the trouble, Doc--does more harm
+than good in the long run. You got to go deeper and take away the cause.
+Come back here and I'll show you your real medicine."
+
+"I'm afraid--"
+
+"Aw, don't flash that open-faced clock of yours on me. That's your
+trouble, Doc--matching seconds against your studies. It won't take a
+minute, and you can catch it up eating supper faster if you feel you got
+to."
+
+Queed, curious, as well as decidedly impressed by Klinker's sure
+knowledge in a field where he was totally ignorant, was persuaded. The
+two groped their way down a long dark passage at the rear of the shop,
+and into a large room like a cavern. Klinker lit a flaring gas-jet and
+made a gesture.
+
+"The Mercury Athletic Club gymnasier and sporting-room."
+
+It was a basement room, with two iron-grated windows at the back. Two
+walls were lined with stout shelves, partially filled with boxes. The
+remaining space, including wall-space, was occupied by the most curious
+and puzzling contrivances that Queed had ever seen. Out of the glut of
+enigmas there was but one thing--a large mattress upon the floor--that
+he could recognize without a diagram.
+
+"Your caretaker sleeps here, I perceive."
+
+Klinker laughed. "Look around you, Doc. Take a good gaze."
+
+Doc obeyed. Klinker picked up a "sneaker" from the floor and hurled it
+with deadly precision at a weight-and-pulley across the room.
+
+"There's your medicine, Doc!"
+
+Orange-stick in mouth, he went around like a museum guide, introducing
+the beloved apparatus to the visitor under its true names and uses, the
+chest-weights, dumb-bells and Indian clubs, flying-rings, a
+rowing-machine, the horizontal and parallel bars, the punching-bag and
+trapeze. Klinker lingered over the ceremonial; it was plain that the
+gymnasier was very dear to him. In fact, he loved everything pertaining
+to bodily exercise and manly sport; he caressed a boxing-glove as he
+never caressed a lady's hand; the smell of witch-hazel on a hard bare
+limb was more titillating to him than any intoxicant. The introduction
+over, Klinker sat down tenderly on the polished seat of the
+rowing-machine, and addressed Doctor Queed, who stood with an academic
+arm thrown gingerly over the horizontal bar.
+
+"There's your medicine, Doe. And if you don't take it--well, it may be
+the long good-by for yours before the flowers bloom again."
+
+"How do you mean, Mr. Klinker--there is my medicine?"
+
+"I mean, you need half an hour to an hour's hardest kind of work right
+here every day, reg'lar as meals."
+
+Queed started as though he had been stung. He cleared his throat
+nervously.
+
+"No doubt that would be beneficial--in a sense, but I cannot afford to
+take the time from My Book--"
+
+"That's where you got it dead wrong. You can't afford not to take the
+time. Any doctor'll tell you the same as me, that you'll never finish
+your book at all at the clip you're hitting now. You'll go with nervous
+prostration, and it'll wipe you out like a fly. Why, Doc," said Klinker,
+impressively, "you don't realize the kind of life you're leading--all
+indoors and sedentary and working twenty hours a day. I come in pretty
+late some nights, but I never come so late that there ain't a light
+under your door. A man can't stand it, I tell you, playing both ends
+against the middle that away. You got to pull up, or it's out the door
+feet first for you."
+
+Queed said uneasily: "One important fact escapes you, Mr. Klinker. I
+shall never let matters progress so far. When I feel my health giving
+way--"
+
+"Needn't finish--heard it all before. They think they're going to stop
+in time, but they never do. Old prostration catches 'em first every
+crack. You think an hour a day exercise would be kind of a waste, ain't
+that right? Kind of a dead loss off'n your book and studies?"
+
+"I certainly do feel--"
+
+"Well, you're wrong. Listen here. Don't you feel some days as if mebbe
+you could do better writing and harder writing if only you didn't feel
+so mean?"
+
+"Well ... I will frankly confess that sometimes--"
+
+"Didn't I know it! Do you know what, Doc? If you knocked out a little
+time for reg'lar exercise, you'd find when bedtime came, that you'd done
+better work than you ever did before."
+
+Queed was silent. He had the most logical mind in the world, and now at
+last Klinker had produced an argument that appealed to his reason.
+
+"I'll put it to you as a promise," said Klinker, eyeing him earnestly.
+"One hour a day exercise, and you do more work in twenty-four hours than
+you're doing now, besides feelin' one hundred per cent better all the
+time."
+
+Still Queed was silent. _One hour a day!_
+
+"Try it for only a month," said Klinker the Tempter.
+
+"I'll help you--glad to do it--I need the drill myself. Gimme an hour a
+day for just a month, and I'll bet you the drinks you wouldn't quit
+after that for a hundred dollars."
+
+Queed turned away from Klinker's honest eyes, and wrestled the bitter
+thing out. _Thirty Hours stolen from His Book!..._ Yesterday, even an
+hour ago, he would not have considered such an outrage for a moment. But
+now, driving him irresistibly toward the terrible idea, working upon him
+far more powerfully than his knowledge of headache, even than Klinker's
+promise of a net gain in his working ability, was this new irrationally
+disturbing knowledge that he was a physical incompetent.... If he had
+begun systematic exercise ten years ago, probably he could thrash Mr.
+Pat to-day.
+
+Yet an hour a day is not pried out of a sacred schedule of work without
+pains and anguish, and it was with a grim face that the Doc turned back
+to William Klinker.
+
+"Very well, Mr. Klinker, I will agree to make the experiment,
+tentatively--an hour a day for thirty days only."
+
+"Right for you, Doc! You'll never be sorry--take it from me."
+
+Klinker was a brisk, efficient young man. The old gang that had fitted
+out the gymnasium had drifted away, and the thought of going once more
+into regular training, with a pupil all his own, was breath to his
+nostrils. He assumed charge of the ceded hour with skilled sureness.
+Rain or shine, the Doctor was to take half an hour's hard walking in the
+air every day, over and above the walk to the office. Every afternoon at
+six--at which hour the managerial duties at Stark's terminated--he was
+to report in the gym for half an hour's vigorous work on the apparatus.
+This iron-clad regime was to go into effect on the morrow.
+
+"I'll look at you stripped," said Klinker, eyeing his new pupil
+thoughtfully, "and see first what you need. Then I'll lay out a reg'lar
+course for you--exercises for all parts of the body. Got any trunks?"
+
+Queed looked surprised. "I have one small one--a steamer trunk, as it is
+called."
+
+Klinker explained what he meant, and the Doctor feared that his wardrobe
+contained no such article.
+
+"Ne'mmind. I can fit you up with a pair. Left Hand Tom's they used to
+be, him that died of the scarlet fever Thanksgiving. And say, Doc!"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Here's the first thing I'll teach you. Never mister your
+sparring-partner."
+
+The Doc thought this out, laboriously, and presently said: "Very well,
+William."
+
+"Call me Buck, the same as all the boys."
+
+Klinker came toward him holding out an object made of red velveteen
+about the size of a pocket handkerchief.
+
+"Put these where you can find them to-morrow. You can have 'em. Left
+Hand Tom's gone where he don't need 'em any more."
+
+"What are they? What does one do with them?"
+
+"They're your trunks. You wear 'em."
+
+"Where? On--what portion, I mean?"
+
+"They're like little pants," said Klinker.
+
+The two men walked home together over the frozen streets. Queed was
+taciturn and depressed. He was annoyed by Klinker's presence and
+irritated by his conversation; he wanted nothing in the world so much as
+to be let alone. But honest Buck Klinker remained unresponsive to his
+mood. All the way to Mrs. Paynter's he told his new pupil grisly stories
+of men he had known who had thought that they could work all day and all
+night, and never take any exercise. Buck kindly offered to show the Doc
+their graves.
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+ _Formal Invitation to Fifi to share Queed's Dining-Room (provided
+ it is very cold upstairs); and First Outrage upon the Sacred
+ Schedule of Hours._
+
+
+Queed supped in an impenetrable silence. The swelling rednesses both
+above and below his left eye attracted the curious attention of the
+boarders, but he ignored their glances, and even Klinker forbore to
+address him. The meal done, he ascended to his sacred chamber, but not
+alas, to remain.
+
+For a full week, the Scriptorium had been uninhabitable by night, the
+hands of authors growing too numb there to write. On this night,
+conditions were worse than ever; the usual valiant essay was defeated
+with more than the usual case. Queed fared back to his dining-room, as
+was now becoming his melancholy habit. And to-night the necessity was
+exceptionally trying, for he found that the intrusive daughter of the
+landlady had yet once again spread her mathematics there before him.
+
+Nor could Fifi this time claim misunderstanding and accident. She fully
+expected the coming of Mr. Queed, and had been nervously awaiting it.
+The state of mind thus induced was not in the least favorable to doing
+algebra successfully or pleasurably. No amount of bodily comfort could
+compensate Fifi for having to have it. But her mother had ruled the
+situation to-night with a strong hand and a flat foot. The bedroom was
+_entirely too cold_ for Fifi. She must, positively _must_, go down to
+the warm and comfortable dining-room,--do you hear me, Fifi? As for Mr.
+Queed--well, if he made himself objectionable, Sharlee would simply have
+to give him another good talking to.
+
+Yet Fifi involuntarily cowered as she looked up and murmured: "Oh--good
+evening!"
+
+Mr. Queed bowed. In the way of conveying displeasure, he had in all
+probability the most expressive face in America.
+
+He passed around to his regular place, disposed his books and papers,
+and placed his _Silence_ sign in a fairly conspicuous position. This
+followed his usual custom. Yet his manner of making his arrangements
+to-night wanted something of his ordinary aggressive confidence. In
+fact, his promise to give an hour a day to exercise lay on his heart
+like lead, and the lumps on his eye, large though they were, did not in
+the least represent the dimensions of the fall he had received at the
+hands of Mr. Pat.
+
+Fifi was looking a little more fragile than when we saw her last, a
+little more thin-cheeked, a shade more ethereal-eyed. Her cough was
+quite bad to-night, and this increased her nervousness. How could she
+_help_ from disturbing him with that dry tickling going on right along
+in her throat? It had been a trying day, when everything seemed to go
+wrong from the beginning. She had waked up feeling very listless and
+tired; had been late for school; had been kept in for Cicero. In the
+afternoon she had been going to a tea given to her class at the school,
+but her mother said her cold was too bad for her to go, and besides she
+really felt too tired. She hadn't eaten any supper, and had been quite
+cross with her mother in their talk about the dining-room, which was the
+worst thing that had happened at all. And now at nine o'clock she wanted
+to go to bed, but her algebra would not, _would not_ come right, and
+life was horrible, and she was unfit to live it anyway, and she wished
+she was ...
+
+"You are crying," stated a calm young voice across the table.
+
+Brought up with a cool round turn, greatly mortified, Fifi thought that
+the best way to meet the emergency was just to say nothing.
+
+"What is the matter?" demanded the professorial tones.
+
+"Oh, nothing," she said, winking back the tears and trying to smile,
+apologetically--"just silly reasons. I--I've spent an hour and ten
+minutes on a problem here, and it won't come right. I'm--sorry I
+disturbed you."
+
+There was a brief silence. Mr. Queed cleared his throat.
+
+"You cannot solve your problem?"
+
+"I haven't _yet_," she sniffed bravely, "but of course I will _soon_.
+Oh, I understand it very well...."
+
+She kept her eyes stoutly fixed upon her book, which indicated that not
+for worlds would she interrupt him further. Nevertheless she felt his
+large spectacles upon her. And presently he astonished her by saying,
+resignedly--doubtless he had decided that thus could the virginal calm
+be most surely and swiftly restored:--
+
+"Bring me your book. I will solve your problem."
+
+"Oh!" said Fifi, choking down a cough. And then, "Do you know all about
+algebra, too?"
+
+It seemed that Mr. Queed in his younger days had once made quite a
+specialty of mathematics, both lower, like Fifi's, and also far higher.
+The child's polite demurs were firmly overridden. Soon she was
+established in a chair at his side, the book open on the table between
+them.
+
+"Indicate the problem," said Mr. Queed.
+
+Fifi indicated it: No. 71 of the collection of stickers known as
+Miscellaneous Review. It read as follows:
+
+ 71. A laborer having built 105 rods of stone fence, found that if
+ he had built 2 rods less a day he would have been 6 days longer in
+ completing the job. How many rods a day did he build?
+
+Queed read this through once and announced: "He built seven rods a day."
+
+Fifi stared. "Why--how in the world, Mr Queed--"
+
+"Let us see if I am right. Proceed. Read me what you have written down."
+
+"Let _x_ equal the number of rods he built each day," began Fifi
+bravely.
+
+"Proceed."
+
+"Then _105_ divided by _x_ equals number of days consumed. And _105_
+divided by _x - 2_ equals number of days consumed, if he had built _2_
+rods less a day."
+
+"Of course."
+
+"And (_105_ ÷ _x - 2_) + _6_ = number of days consumed if it had taken
+him six days longer."
+
+"Nothing of the sort."
+
+Fifi coughed. "I don't see why, exactly."
+
+"When the text says 'six days longer,' it means longer than what?"
+
+"Why--longer than ever."
+
+"Doubtless. But you must state it in terms of the problem."
+
+"In terms of the problem," murmured Fifi, her red-brown head bowed over
+the bewildering book--"in terms of the problem."
+
+"Of course," said her teacher, "there is but one thing which longer can
+mean; that is longer than the original rate of progress. Yet you add the
+six to the time required under the new rate of progress."
+
+"I--I'm really afraid I don't quite see. I'm dreadfully stupid, I
+know--"
+
+"Take it this way then. You have set down here two facts. One fact is
+the number of days necessary under the old rate of progress; the other
+is the number of days necessary under the new rate. Now what is the
+difference between them?"
+
+"Why--isn't that just what I don't know?"
+
+"I can't say what you don't know. This is something that _I_ know very
+well."
+
+"But you know everything," she murmured.
+
+Without seeking to deny this, Queed said: "It tells you right there in
+the book."
+
+"I don't see it," said Fifi, nervously looking high and low, not only in
+the book but all over the room.
+
+The young man fell back on the inductive method: "What is that six
+then?"
+
+"Oh! _Now_ I see. It's the difference in the number of days
+consumed--isn't it?"
+
+"Naturally. Now put down your equation. No, no! The greater the rate of
+progress, the fewer the number of days. Do not attempt to subtract the
+greater from the less."
+
+Now Fifi figured swimmingly:--
+
+ (105/(x-2)) - (105/x) = 6
+
+ 105x - 105x + 210 = 6x^2 - 12x
+
+ 6x^2 - 12x - 210 = 0
+
+ 6x^2 - 12x - 210 = 0
+
+ x^2 - 2x - 35 = 0
+
+ (x - 7) (X + 5) = 0
+
+ x = 7 or -5
+
+She smiled straight into his eyes, sweetly and fearlessly. "Seven! Just
+what you said! Oh, if I could only do them like you! I'm ever and ever
+so much obliged, Mr. Queed--and now I can go to bed."
+
+Mr. Queed avoided Fifi's smile; he obviously deliberated.
+
+"If you have any more of these terrible difficulties," he said slowly,
+"it isn't necessary for you to sit there all evening and cry over them.
+You ... may ask me to show you."
+
+"Oh, _could_ I really! Thank you ever so much. But no, I won't be here,
+you see. I didn't mean to come to-night--truly, Mr. Queed--I know I
+bother you _so_--only Mother made me."
+
+"Your mother made you? Why?"
+
+"Well--it's right cold upstairs, you know," said Fifi, gathering up her
+books, "and she thought it might not be very good for my cough...."
+
+Queed glanced impatiently at the girl's delicate face. A frown deepened
+on his brow; he cleared his throat with annoyance.
+
+"Oh, I am willing," he said testily, "for you to bring your work here
+whenever it is very cold upstairs."
+
+"Oh, how good you are, Mr. Queed!" cried Fifi, staggered by his
+nobility. "But of course I can't think of bothering--"
+
+"I should not have asked you," he interrupted her, irritably, "if I had
+not been willing for you to come."
+
+But for all boarders, their comfort and convenience, Fifi had the great
+respect which all of us feel for the source of our livelihood; and,
+stammering grateful thanks, she again assured him that she could not
+make such a nuisance of herself. However, of course Mr. Queed had his
+way, as he always did.
+
+This point definitely settled, he picked up his pencil, which was his
+way of saying, "And now, for heaven's sake--good-night!" But Fifi, her
+heart much softened toward him, stood her ground, the pile of
+school-books tucked under her arm.
+
+"Mr. Queed--I--wonder if you won't let me get something to put on your
+forehead? That bruise is so dreadful--"
+
+"Oh, no! No! It's of no consequence whatever."
+
+"But I don't think you can have noticed how bad it is. Please let me,
+Mr. Queed. Just a little dab of arnica or witch-hazel--"
+
+"My forehead does very well as it is, I assure you."
+
+Fifi turned reluctantly. "Indeed something on it would make it get well
+so _much_ faster. I wish you would--"
+
+Ah! There was a thought. As long as he had this bruise people would be
+bothering him about it. It was a world where a man couldn't even get a
+black eye without a thousand busybodies commenting on it.
+
+"If you are certain that its healing will be hastened--"
+
+"Positive!" cried Fifi happily, and vanished without more speech.
+
+One Hour a Day to be given to Bodily Exercise.... How long, O Lord, how
+long!
+
+Fifi returned directly with white cloths, scissors, and two large
+bottles.
+
+"I won't take hardly a minute--you see! Listen, Mr. Queed. One of these
+bottles heals fairly well and doesn't hurt at all worth mentioning.
+That's witch-hazel. The other heals very well and fast, but
+stings--well, a lot; and that's turpentine. Which will you take?"
+
+"The turpentine," said Mr. Queed in a martyr's voice.
+
+Fifi's hands were very deft. In less than no time, she made a little
+lint pad, soaked it in the pungent turpentine, applied it to the
+unsightly swelling, and bound it firmly to the young man's head with a
+snowy band. In all of Mr. Queed's life, this was the first time that a
+woman had ministered to him. To himself, he involuntarily confessed that
+the touch of the girl's hands upon his forehead was not so annoying as
+you might have expected.
+
+Fifi drew off and surveyed her work sympathetically yet professionally.
+The effect of the white cloth riding aslant over the round glasses and
+academic countenance was wonderfully rakish and devil-may-care.
+
+"Do you feel the sting much so far?"
+
+"A trifle," said the Doctor.
+
+"It works up fast to a kind of--climax, as I remember, and then slowly
+dies away. The climax will be pretty bad--I'm so sorry! But when it's at
+its worst just say to yourself, 'This is doing me lots and lots of
+good,' and then you won't mind so much."
+
+"I will follow the directions," said he, squirming in his chair.
+
+"Thank you for letting me do it, and for the algebra, and--good-night."
+
+"Good-night."
+
+He immediately abandoned all pretense of working. To him it seemed that
+the climax of the turpentine had come instantly; there was no more
+working up about it than there was about a live red coal. The mordant
+tooth bit into his blood; he rose and tramped the floor, muttering
+savagely to himself. But he would not pluck the hateful thing off, no,
+no--for that would have been an admission that he was wrong in putting
+it on; and he was never wrong.
+
+So Bylash, reading one of Miss Jibby's works in the parlor, and pausing
+for a drink of water at the end of a glorious chapter, found him
+tramping and muttering. His flying look dared Bylash to address him, and
+Bylash prudently took the dare. But he poured his drink slowly, stealing
+curious glances and endeavoring to catch the drift of the little
+Doctor's murmurings.
+
+In this attempt he utterly failed, because why? Obviously because the
+Doctor cursed exclusively in the Greek and Latin languages.
+
+In five minutes, Queed was upon his work again. Not that the turpentine
+was yet dying slowly away, as Fifi had predicted that it would. On the
+contrary it burned like the fiery furnace of Shadrach and Abednego. But
+_One Hour a Day to be given to Bodily Exercise!_... Oh, every second
+must be made to count now, whether one's head was breaking into flame or
+not.
+
+Whatever his faults or foibles, Mr. Queed was captain of his soul. But
+the fates were against him to-night. In half an hour, when the
+sting--they called this conflagration a sting!--was beginning to get
+endurable and the pencil to move steadily, the door opened and in strode
+Professor Nicolovius; he, it seemed, wanted matches. Why under heaven,
+if a man wanted matches, couldn't he buy a thousand boxes and store them
+in piles in his room?
+
+The old professor apologized blandly for his intrusion, but seemed in no
+hurry to make the obvious reparation. He drew a match along the bottom
+of the mantle-shelf, eyeing the back of the little Doctor's head as he
+did so, and slowly lit a cigar.
+
+"I'm sorry to see that you've met with an accident, Mr. Queed. Is there
+anything, perhaps, that I might do?"
+
+"Nothing at all, thanks," said Queed, so indignantly that Nicolovius
+dropped the subject at once.
+
+The star-boarder of Mrs. Paynter's might have been fifty-five or he
+might have been seventy, and his clothes had long been the secret envy
+of Mr. Bylash. He leaned against the mantel at his ease, blowing blue
+smoke.
+
+"You find this a fairly pleasant place to sit of an evening, I daresay!"
+he purred, presently.
+
+The back of the young man's head was uncompromisingly stern. "I might as
+well try to write in the middle of Centre Street."
+
+"So?" said Nicolovius, not catching his drift. "I should have thought
+that--"
+
+"The interruptions," said Queed, "are constant."
+
+The old professor laughed. "Upon my word, I don't blame you for saying
+that. The gross communism of a boarding-house ... it does gall one at
+times! So far as I am concerned, I relieve you of it at once.
+Good-night."
+
+The afternoon before Nicolovius had happened to walk part of the way
+downtown with Mr. Queed, and had been favored with a fair amount of his
+stately conversation. He shut the door now somewhat puzzled by the young
+man's marked curtness; but then Nicolovius knew nothing about the
+turpentine.
+
+The broken evening wore on, with progress slower than the laborer's in
+Problem 71, when he decided to build two rods less a day. At eleven,
+Miss Miller, who had been to the theatre, breezed in; she wanted a drink
+of water. At 11.45--Queed's open watch kept accurate tally--there came
+Trainer Klinker, who, having sought his pupil vainly in the Scriptorium,
+retraced his steps to rout him out below. At sight of the tall bottle in
+Klinker's hand Queed shrank, fearing that Fifi had sent him with a
+second dose of turpentine. But the bottle turned out to contain merely a
+rare unguent just obtained by Klinker from his friend Smithy, the
+physical instructor at the Y.M.C.A., and deemed surprisingly effective
+for the development of the academic bicep.
+
+At last there was blessed quiet, and he could write again. The city
+slept; the last boarder was abed; the turpentine had become a peace out
+of pain; only the ticking of the clock filtered into the perfect calm of
+the dining-room. The little Doctor of Mrs. Paynter's stood face to face
+with his love, embraced his heart's desire. He looked into the heart of
+Science and she gave freely to her lord and master. Sprawled there over
+the Turkey-red cloth, which was not unhaunted by the ghosts of dead
+dinners, he became chastely and divinely happy. His mind floated away
+into the empyrean; he saw visions of a far more perfect Society; dreamed
+dreams of the ascending spiral whose law others had groped at, but he
+would be the first to formulate; caught and fondled the secret of the
+whole great Design; reduced it to a rule-of-thumb to do his bidding;
+bestrode the whole world like a great Colossus....
+
+From which flight he descended with a thud to observe that it was
+quarter of two o'clock, and the dining-room was cold with the dying down
+of the Latrobe, and the excellent reading-lamp in the death-throes of
+going out.
+
+He went upstairs in the dark, annoyed with himself for having overstayed
+his bedtime. Long experimentation had shown him that the minimum of
+sleep he could get along with to advantage was six and one-half hours
+nightly. This meant bed at 1.30 exactly, and he hardly varied it five
+minutes in a year. To his marrow he was systematic; he was as definite
+as an adding-machine, as practical as a cash register. But even now, on
+this exceptional night, he did not go straight to bed. Something still
+remained to be accomplished: an outrage upon his sacred Schedule.
+
+In the first halcyon days at Mrs. Paynter's, before the board question
+ever came up at all, the iron-clad Schedule of Hours under which he was
+composing his great work had stood like this:
+
+ 8.20 Breakfast
+ 8.40 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 1.30 Dinner
+ 2 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 7 Supper
+ 7.20 to 1.30 Evolutionary Sociology
+
+But the course of true love never yet ran smooth, and this schedule was
+too ideal to stand. First the _Post_ had come along and nicked a clean
+hour out of it, and now his Body had unexpectedly risen and claimed yet
+another hour. And, beyond even this ... some devilish whim had betrayed
+him to-night into offering his time for the service and uses of the
+landlady's daughter in the puling matter of algebra.
+
+No ... _no!_ He would not put that in. The girl could not be so selfish
+as to take advantage of his over-generous impulse. She _must_ understand
+that his time belonged to the ages and the race, not to the momentary
+perplexities of a high school dunce.... At the worst it would be only
+five minutes here and there--say ten minutes a week; forty minutes a
+month. No, no! He would not put that in.
+
+But the hour of Bodily Exercise could not be so evaded. It must go in.
+On land or sea there was no help for that. For thirty days henceforward
+at the least--and a voice within him whispered that it would be for much
+longer--his Schedule must stand like this:
+
+ 8.20 Breakfast
+ 8.40 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 1.30 Dinner
+ 2 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 4.45 to 5.15 Open-Air Pedestrianism
+ 5.15 to 6.15 The _Post_
+ 6.15 to 6.45 Klinker's Exercises for all Parts of the Body
+ 7 Supper
+ 7.20 Evolutionary Sociology
+
+Hand clasped in his hair, Queed stared long at this wreckage with a
+sense of foreboding and utter despondency. Doubtless Mr. Pat, who was at
+that moment peacefully pulling a pipe over his last galleys at the
+_Post_ office, would have been astonished to learn what havoc his
+accursed fleas had wrought with the just expectations of posterity.
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+ _Of Charles Gardiner West, President-Elect of Blaines College, and
+ his Ladies Fair: all in Mr. West's Lighter Manner._
+
+
+The closing German of the Thursday Cotillon, hard upon the threshold of
+a late Lent, was a dream of pure delight. Six of them in the heart of
+every season since 1871, these Germans have become famous wherever the
+light fantastic toe of aristocracy trips and eke is tripped. They are
+the badge of quality, and the test of it, the sure scaling-rod by which
+the frightened débutante may measure herself at last, to ask of her
+mirror that night, with who can say what tremors: "_Am I a success?_"
+Over these balls strangers go mad. They come from immense distances to
+attend them, sometimes with superciliousness; are instantly captivated;
+and returning to their homes, wherever they may be, sell out their
+businesses for a song and move on, to get elected if they can, which
+does not necessarily follow.
+
+Carriages, in stately procession, disembarked their precious freight;
+the lift, laden with youth and beauty, shot up and down like a glorious
+Jack-in-the-Box; over the corridors poured a stream of beautiful maidens
+and handsome gentlemen, to separate for their several tiring-rooms, and
+soon to remeet in the palm-decked vestibule. Within the great room,
+couples were already dancing; Fetzy's Hungarians on a dais, concealed
+behind a wild thicket of growing things, were sighing out a wonderful
+waltz; rows of white-covered chairs stood expectantly on all four sides
+of the room; and the chaperones, august and handsome, stood in a stately
+line to receive and to welcome. And to them came in salutation Charles
+Gardiner West and, beside him, the lady whom he honored with his hand
+that evening, Miss Millicent Avery, late of Maunch Chunk, but now of
+Ours.
+
+They made their devoirs to the dowagers; silently they chose their
+seats, which he bound together with a handkerchief in a true lovers'
+knot; and, Fetzy's continuing its heavenly work, he put his arm about
+her without speech, and they floated away upon the rhythmic tide.
+
+At last her voice broke the golden silence: "I feel enormously happy
+to-night. I don't know why."
+
+The observation might seem unnoteworthy to the casual, but it carried
+them all around the room again.
+
+"Fortune is good to me," said he, as lightly as he could, "to let me be
+with you when you feel like that."
+
+He had never seen her so handsome; the nearness of her beauty
+intoxicated him; her voice was indolent, provocative. She was superbly
+dressed in white, and on her rounded breast nodded his favor, a splendid
+corsage of orchid and lily-of-the-valley.
+
+"Fortune?" she queried. "Don't you think that men bring these things to
+pass for themselves?"
+
+They had made the circle on that, too, before West said: "I wonder if
+you begin to understand what a power you have of bringing happiness to
+me."
+
+He looked, and indeed, for the transient moment, he felt, like a man who
+must have his answer, for better or worse, within the hour. She saw his
+look, and her eyes fell before it, not wholly because she knew how to do
+that to exactly the best advantage. Few persons would have mistaken Miss
+Avery for a wholly inexperienced and unsophisticated girl. But how was
+she to know that that same look had risen in the eyes of West, and that
+same note, obviously sincere, broken suddenly into his pleasant voice,
+for many, many of the fair?
+
+The music died in a splendid crash, and they threaded their way to their
+seats, slowly and often stopped, across the crowded floor. Many eyes
+followed them as they walked. She was still "new" to us; she was
+beautiful; she was her own young lady, and something about her suggested
+that she would be slightly unsafe for boys, the headstrong, and the
+foolish; rumor made her colossally wealthy. As for him, he was the glass
+of fashion and the mould of form, and much more than that besides. Of an
+old name but a scanty fortune, he had won his place by his individual
+merits; chiefly, perhaps, for so wags the world, by an exterior
+singularly prepossessing and a manner that was a possession above
+rubies. His were good looks of the best fashion of men's good looks; not
+a tall man, he yet gave the effect of tallness, so perfect was his
+carriage, so handsome his address. And he was as clever as charming;
+cultured as the world knows culture; literary as the term goes; nor was
+there any one who made a happier speech than he, whether in the forum or
+around the festal board. Detractors, of course, he had--as which of
+those who raise their heads above the dead level have not?--but they
+usually contented themselves with saying, as Buck Klinker had once said,
+that his manners were a little too good to be true. To most he seemed a
+fine type of the young American of the modern South; a brave gentleman;
+a true Democrat with all his honors; and, though he had not yet been
+tested in any position of responsibility, a rising man who held the
+future in his hand.
+
+They took their seats, and at last he freed himself from the unsteadying
+embarrassment which had shaken him at the first sight of her under the
+brilliant lights of the ballroom.
+
+"Two things have happened to make this seventh of March a memorable day
+for me," said he. "Two great honors have come to me. They are both for
+your ear alone."
+
+She flung upon him the masked battery of her eyes. They were
+extraordinary eyes, gray and emerald, not large, but singularly long. He
+looked fully into them, and she slowly smiled.
+
+"The other honor," said Charles Gardiner West, "is of a commoner kind.
+They want to make me president of Blaines College."
+
+"Oh--really!" said Miss Avery, and paused. "And shall you let them do
+it?"
+
+He nodded, suddenly thoughtful and serious. "Long before snow flies,
+Semple & West will be Semple and Something else. They'll elect me in
+June. I needn't say that no one must know of this now--but you."
+
+"Of course. It is a great honor," she said, with faint enthusiasm. "But
+why are you giving up your business? Doesn't it interest you?"
+
+He made a large gesture. "Oh, it interests me.... But what does it all
+come to, at the last? A man aspires to find some better use for his
+abilities than dollar-baiting, don't you think?"
+
+Miss Avery privately thought not, though she certainly did not like his
+choice of terms.
+
+"If a man became the greatest stock-jobber in the world, who would
+remember him after he was gone? Miss Avery, I earnestly want to serve.
+My deepest ambition is to leave some mark for the better upon my
+environment, my city, and my State. I am baring my small dream for you
+to look at, you see. Now this little college ..."
+
+But a daring youth by the name of Beverley Byrd bore Miss Avery away for
+the figure which was just then forming, and the little college hung in
+the air for the nonce. Mr. West was so fortunate as to secure the hand
+of Miss Weyland for the figure, he having taken the precaution to ask
+that privilege when he greeted her some minutes since. Couple behind
+couple they formed, the length of the great room, and swung away on a
+brilliant march.
+
+"It's going to be a delicious German--can't you tell by the _feel_?"
+began Sharlee, doing the march with a _deux-temps_ step. "I'm so glad to
+see you, for it seems ages since we met, though, you know, it was only
+last week. Is not that a nice speech for greeting? Only I must tell you
+that I've said it to four other men already, and the evening is yet
+young."
+
+"Is there nothing in all the world that you can say, quite new and
+special, for me?"
+
+"Oh, yes! For one thing your partner to-night is altogether the
+loveliest thing I ever saw. And for another--"
+
+"I am listening."
+
+"For another, _her_ partner to-night is quite the nicest man in all this
+big, big room."
+
+"And how many men have you said that to to-night, here in the youth of
+the evening?"
+
+But the figure had reached that point where the paths of partners must
+diverge for a space, and at this juncture Sharlee whirled away from him.
+Around and up the room swept the long file of low-cut gowns and pretty
+faces, and step for step across the floor moved a similar line of
+swallow-tail and masculinity. At the head of the room the two lines
+curved together again, round meeting round, and here, in good time, the
+lovely billow bore on Sharlee, who slipped her little left hand into
+West's expectant right with the sweetest air in the world.
+
+"Nobody but you, Charles Gardiner West," said she.
+
+The whistle blew; the music changed; and off they went upon the dreamy
+valse.
+
+There are dancers in this world, and other dancers; but Sharlee was the
+sort that old ladies stop and watch. Of her infinite poetry of motion it
+is only necessary to say that she could make even "the Boston" look
+graceful; as witness her now. In that large room, detectives could have
+found men who thought Sharlee decidedly prettier than Miss Avery. Her
+look was not languorous; her voice was not provocative; her eyes were
+not narrow and tip-tilted; they did not look dangerous in the least,
+unless you so regard all extreme pleasure derived from looking at
+anything in the nature of eyes. Nor was there anything in the least
+businesslike, official, or stenographic about her manner. If her head
+bulged with facts about the treatment of the deficient classes, no hint
+of that appeared in her talk at parties. Few of the young men she danced
+with thought her clever, and this shows how clever she really was. For
+there are men in this world who will run ten city blocks in any weather
+to avoid talking to a woman who knows more than they do, and knows it,
+and shows that she knows that she knows it.
+
+Charles Gardiner West looked down at Sharlee; and the music singing in
+his blood, and the measure that they trod together, was all a part of
+something splendid that belonged to them alone in the world. Another man
+at such a moment would have contented himself with a pretty speech, but
+West gave his sacred confidence. He told Sharlee about the presidency of
+Blaines College.
+
+Sharlee did not have to ask what he would do with such an offer. She
+recognized at sight the opportunity for service he had long sought; and
+she so sincerely rejoiced and triumphed in it for him that his heart
+grew very tender toward her, and he told her all his plans; how he meant
+to make of Blaines College a great enlightened modern institution which
+should turn out a growing army of brave young men for the upbuilding of
+the city and the state.
+
+"They elect me the first of June. Of course I am supposed to know
+nothing about it yet, and you must keep it as a great secret if you
+please. I give up my business in April. The next month goes to my plans,
+arranging and laying out a great advertising campaign for the September
+opening. Early in June I shall sail for Europe, nominally for a little
+rest, but really to study the school systems of the old world. The
+middle of August will find me at my new desk, oh, so full of enthusiasms
+and high hopes!"
+
+"It's splendid.... Oh, how fine!" pæaned she.
+
+Upon the damask wrapping of Sharlee's chair lay a great armful of red,
+red roses, the gift of prodigal young Beverley Byrd, and far too large
+to carry. She lifted them up; scented their fragrance; selected and
+broke a perfect flower from its long stem; and held it out with a look.
+
+"The Assistant Secretary of the State Department of Charities presents
+her humble duty to President West."
+
+"Ah! Then the president commands his minion to place it tenderly in his
+buttonhole."
+
+"Look at the sea of faces ... lorgnettes, too. The minion _dassen't_."
+
+"Oh, that we two were Maying!"
+
+"You misread our announcement," said Beverley Byrd, romping up. "No
+opening for young men here, Gardy! Butt out."
+
+West left her, his well-shaped head in something of a whirl. In another
+minute he was off with Miss Avery upon a gallant two-step.
+
+Fetzy's played on; the dancers floated or hopped according to their
+nature; and presently a waltz faded out and in a breath converted itself
+into the march for supper, the same air always for I don't know how many
+years.
+
+Miss Avery rose slowly from her seat, a handsome siren shaped, drilled,
+fitted, polished from her birth for nothing else than the beguiling of
+lordly man. From the heart of her beautiful bouquet she plucked a spray
+of perfect lily-of-the-valley, and, eyes upon her own flowers, held it
+out to West.
+
+"They are beautiful," she said in her languorous voice. "I hadn't
+thanked you for them, had I? Wear this for me, will you not?" She looked
+up and her long eyes fell--we need not assume for the first time--upon
+the flower in his lapel. "I beg your pardon," she said, with the
+slightest change of expression and voice. "I see that you are already
+provided. Shall we not go up?"
+
+Laughing, he plucked a red, red rose from his buttonhole and jammed it
+carelessly in his pocket.
+
+"Give it to me."
+
+"Why, it's of no consequence. Flowers quickly fade."
+
+"Won't you understand?... you maddening lady. I've known all these girls
+since they were born. When they offer me flowers, shall I hurt their
+feelings and refuse? Give it to me."
+
+She shook her head slowly.
+
+"Don't you know that I'll prize it--and why?" said he in a low voice.
+"Give it to me."
+
+Their eyes met; hers fluttered down; but she raised them suddenly and
+put the flower in his buttonhole, her face so close that he felt her
+breath on his cheek.
+
+Beside him at supper, she took up the thread of their earlier talk.
+
+"If you must give up your business, why shouldn't it be for something
+bigger than the college--public life for instance?"
+
+"I may say," West answered her, "that as yet there has not been that
+sturdy demand from the public, that uproarious insistence from the
+honest voter ..."
+
+"At dinner the other evening I met one of your fine old patriarchs,
+Colonel Cowles. He told us that the new Mayor of this city, if he was at
+all the right sort, would go from the City Hall to the Governorship. And
+do you know who represents his idea of the right sort of Mayor?"
+
+West, picking at a bit of duck, said that he hadn't the least idea.
+
+"So modest--so modest! He said that the city needed a young progressive
+man of the better class and the highest character, and that man
+was--you. No other, by your leave! The Mayoralty, the Governorship, the
+Senate waiting behind that, perhaps--who knows? Is it wise to bottle
+one's self up in the blind alley of the college?"
+
+Thus Delilah: to which Samson replied that a modern college is by no
+means a blind alley; that from the presidential retreat he would keep a
+close eye upon the march of affairs, doubtless doing his share toward
+moulding public opinion through contributions to the _Post_ and the
+reviews; that, in fact, public life had long had an appeal for him, and
+that if at any time a cry arose in the land for him to come forward ...
+
+"For a public career," said Delilah, with a sigh, "I should think you
+had far rather be editor of the _Post_, for example, than head of this
+college."
+
+Samson made an engaging reply that had to do with Colonel Cowles. The
+talk ran off into other channels, but somehow Delilah's remark stuck in
+the young man's head.
+
+Soul is not all that flows at the Thursday German, and it has frequently
+been noticed that the dance becomes gayest after supper. But it
+becomes, too, sadly brief, and _Home Sweet Home_ falls all too soon upon
+the enthralled ear. Now began the movement toward that place, be it
+never so humble, like which there is none; and amid the throng gathered
+in the vestibule before the cloak-rooms, West again found himself face
+to face with Miss Weyland with whom he had stepped many a measure that
+evening.
+
+"I've been thinking about it lots, President West," said she; "it grows
+better all the time. Won't you please teach all your boys to be very
+good, and to work hard, and never to grow up to make trouble for the
+State Department of Charities."
+
+She had on a carriage-robe of light blue, collared and edged with white
+fur, and her arms were as full of red roses as arms could be.
+
+"But if I do that too well," said he, "what would become of you? Blaines
+College shall never blot out the Department of Charities. I nearly
+forgot a bit of news. Gloomy news. The _Post_ is going to fire your
+little Doctor."
+
+"Ah--_no!_"
+
+"It looks that way. The directors will take it up definitely in April.
+Colonel Cowles is going to recommend it. He says the Doc has more
+learning than society requires."
+
+"But don't you think his articles give a--a tone to the paper--and--?"
+
+"I do; a sombre, awful, majestic tone, if you like, but still one that
+ought to be worth something."
+
+Sharlee looked sad, and it was one of her best looks.
+
+"Ah, me! I don't know what will become of him if he is turned adrift.
+Could you, _could_ you do anything?"
+
+"I can, and will," said he agreeably. "I think the man's valuable, and
+you may count on it that I shall use my influence to have him kept."
+
+So the Star and the Planet again fought in their courses for Mr. Queed.
+West, gazing down at her, overcoat on arm, looked like a Planet who
+usually had his way. The Star, too, had strong inclinations in the same
+direction. For example, she had noted at supper the lily-of-the-valley
+in the Planet's buttonhole, and she had not been able to see any good
+reason for that.
+
+Her eyes became dreamy. "How shall I say thank you?... I know. I must
+give you one of my pretty flowers for your buttonhole." She began
+pulling out one of the glorious roses, but suddenly checked herself and
+gazed off pensively into space, a finger at her lip. "Ah! I thought this
+gesture seemed strangely familiar, and now I remember. I gave him a
+flower once before, and ah, look!... the president of the college has
+tossed it away."
+
+West glanced hastily down at his buttonhole. The lily-of-the-valley was
+gone; he had no idea where he had lost it, nor could he now stay to
+inquire. The rose he took with tender carefulness from the upper pocket
+of his waistcoat.
+
+"What did Mademoiselle expect?" said he, with a courtly bow. "The
+president wears it over his heart."
+
+Sharlee's smile was a coronation for a man.
+
+"That one was for the president. This new one," said she, plucking it
+out, "is for the director and--the man."
+
+This new one, after all, she put into his buttonhole with her own hands,
+while he held her great bunch of them. As she turned away from the
+dainty ceremony, her color faintly heightened, Sharlee looked straight
+into the narrow eyes of Miss Avery, who, talking with a little knot of
+men some distance away, had been watching her closely. The two girls
+smiled and bowed to each other with extraordinary sweetness.
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+ _Of Fifi on Friendship, and who would be sorry if Queed died; of
+ Queed's Mad Impulse, sternly overcome; of his Indignant Call upon
+ Nicolovius, the Old Professor_.
+
+
+Could I interrupt you for just a minute, Mr. Queed?"
+
+"No. It is not time yet."
+
+"Cicero's so horrid to-night."
+
+"Don't scatter your difficulties, as I've told you before. Gather them
+all together and have them ready to present to me at the proper time. I
+shall make the usual pause," said Mr. Queed, "at nine sharp."
+
+Fifi, after all, had been selfish enough to take the little Doctor at
+his word. He had both given her the freedom of his dining-room and
+ordered her to bring her difficulties to him, instead of sitting there
+and noisily crying over them. And she had done his bidding, night after
+night. For his part he had stuck manfully by his moment of reckless
+generosity, no matter how much he may have regretted it. He helped Fifi,
+upon her request, without spoken protest or censure. But he insisted on
+doing it after an iron-clad schedule: Absolute silence until nine
+o'clock; then an interlude for the solving of difficulties; absolute
+silence after that; then at 9.45 a second interlude for the solving of
+the last difficulties of the night. The old rule of the dining-room, the
+_Silence_ sign, had been necessarily suspended, but the young man
+enforced his schedule of hours far more strictly than the average
+railroad.
+
+"Nine o'clock," he announced presently. "Bring me your difficulties."
+
+Fifi's brain was at low ebb to-night. She came around with several
+books, and he jabbed his pencil at her open Cicero with some contempt.
+
+"You have a fundamental lack of acquaintance with Latin grammar,
+Miss--Miss Fifi. You badly need--"
+
+"Why don't you call me Fifi, Mr. Queed? That's what all my friends call
+me."
+
+He stared at her startled; she thought his eyes looked almost terrified.
+"My dear young lady! _I'm_ not your friend."
+
+A rare color sprang into Fifi's pallid cheeks: "I--I thought you liked
+me--from your being so good about helping me with my lessons--and
+everything."
+
+Queed cleared his throat. "I do like you--in a way. Yes--in that way--I
+like you very well. I will call you F--Fifi, if you wish. But--friends!
+Oh, no! They take up more time than such a man as I can afford."
+
+"I don't think I would take up one bit more time as your friend than I
+do now," said Fifi, in a plaintive voice.
+
+Queed, uncomfortably aware of the flying minutes, felt like saying that
+that was impossible.
+
+"Oh, I know what I'm talking about, I assure you," said the possessor of
+two friends in New York. "I have threshed the whole question out in a
+practical way."
+
+"Suppose," said Fifi, "your book came out and you were very famous, but
+all alone in the world, without a friend. And you died and there was not
+one single person to cry and miss you--would you think that was a--a
+successful life?"
+
+"Oh, I suppose so! Yes, yes!"
+
+"But don't--don't you want to have people like you and be your friend?"
+
+"My dear young lady, it is not a question of what I want. I was not put
+here in the world to frivol through a life of gross pleasure. I have
+serious work to do in the service of humankind, and I can do it only by
+rigid concentration and ruthless elimination of the unessential. Surely
+you can grasp that?"
+
+"But--if you died to-morrow," said Fifi, fearfully fascinated by this
+aspect of the young man's majestic isolation,--"don't you know of
+anybody who'd be really and truly sorry?"
+
+"Really, I've never thought of it, but doubtless my two friends in New
+York would be sorry after their fashion. They, I believe, are all."
+
+"No they aren't! There's somebody else!"
+
+Queed supposed she was going to say God, but he dutifully inquired,
+"Who?"
+
+Fifi looked decidedly disappointed. "I thought you knew," she said,
+gazing at him with childlike directness. "Me."
+
+Queed's eyes fell. There was a brief silence. The young man became aware
+of a curious sensation in his chest which he did not understand in the
+least, but which he was not prepared to describe as objectionable. To
+pass over it, and to bring the conversation to an immediate close, he
+rapped the open book austerely with his pencil.
+
+"We must proceed with the difficulties. Let me hear you try the passage.
+Come! _Quam ob rem, Quirites_...."
+
+The nine o'clock difficulties proceeded with, and duly cleared up, Fifi
+did not stay for the second, or 9.45, interlude. She closed _M.T.
+Ciceronis Orationes Selectæ_, gathered together her other paraphernalia,
+and then she said suddenly:--
+
+"I may leave school next week, Mr. Queed. I--don't think I'm going to
+graduate."
+
+He looked up, surprised and displeased. "Why on earth do you think
+that?"
+
+"Well, you see, they don't think I'm strong enough to keep up the work
+right now. The Doctor was here to-day, and that's what he says. It's
+silly, I think--I know I am."
+
+Queed was playing the devil's tattoo with his pencil, scowling somewhat
+nervously. "Did you want to graduate particularly?"
+
+A look of exquisite wistfulness swept the child's face, and was gone.
+"Yes, I wanted to--lots. But I won't mind so much after I've had time
+to get used to it. You know the way people are."
+
+There was a silence, during which the young man wrestled with the sudden
+mad idea of offering to help Fifi with all her lessons each night--not
+merely with the difficulties--thus enabling her to keep up with her
+class with a minimum of work. Where such an impulse came from he could
+not conjecture. He put it down with a stern hand. Personally, he felt,
+he might be almost willing to make this splendid display of altruism;
+but for the sake of posterity and the common good, he could not dream of
+stealing so much time from the Magnum Opus.
+
+"Well!" he said rather testily. "That is too bad."
+
+"I know you'll be glad not to have me bothering you any more with my
+lessons, and all."
+
+"I will not say that."
+
+He looked at Fifi closely, examined her face in a searching, personal
+manner, which he had probably never before employed in reviewing a human
+countenance.
+
+"You don't look well--no, not in the least. You are not well. You are a
+sick girl, and you ought to be in bed at this moment."
+
+Fifi colored with pleasure. "No," she said, "I am not well."
+
+Indeed Fifi was not well. Her cheek spoke of the three pounds she had
+lost since he had first helped her with her difficulties, and the eleven
+pounds before that. The hand upon the Turkey-red cloth was of such
+transparent thinness that you were sure you could see the lamplight
+shining through. Her eyes were startling, they were so full of
+other-worldly sweetness and so ringed beneath with shadows.
+
+"And if I stopped coming down here to work nights," queried Fifi
+shamelessly, "would you--miss me?"
+
+"Miss you?"
+
+"You wouldn't--you wouldn't! You'd only be glad not to have me around--"
+
+"I can truthfully say," said the little Doctor, glancing at his watch,
+"that I am sorry you are prevented from graduating."
+
+Fifi retired in a fit of coughing. She and her cough had played fast and
+loose with Queed's great work that evening, and, moreover, it took him a
+minute and a half to get her out of his mind after she had gone. Not
+long afterwards, he discovered that the yellow sheet he wrote upon was
+the last of his pad. That meant that he must count out time to go
+upstairs and get another one.
+
+Count out time! Why, that was what his whole life had come down to now!
+What was it but a steady counting out of ever more and more time?
+
+The thirty days of hours ceded to Klinker were up, and instead of at
+once bringing the prodigal experiment to a close, Doctor Queed found
+himself terribly tempted to listen to his trainer's entreaties and
+extend by fifty per centum the time allotted to the gymnasium and
+open-air pedestrianism. He could not avoid the knowledge that he felt
+decidedly better since he had begun the exercises, especially during
+these last few days. For a week "the" headache and he had been
+strangers. Much more important, he was conscious of bringing to his
+work, not indeed a livelier interest, for that would have been
+impossible, but an increasing vitality and an enlarged capacity. He kept
+the most careful sort of tabs upon himself, and his records seemed to
+show, at least for the past week or two, that his net volume of work had
+not been seriously lowered by the hour per day wrung from the Schedule.
+The exercises, then, seemed to be paying their own freight. And besides
+all this, they were clearly little mile-stones on the path which led men
+to physical competency and the ability to protect their articles from
+public affront.
+
+Still, an hour out was an hour out--three hundred and sixty-five hours a
+year--three months' delay in finishing his book. Making allowance for
+increased productivity, a month and a half's delay. And that was only a
+beginning. The _Post_--Klinker's Exercises for All Parts of the
+Body--Klinker himself, who called frequently--now Fifi (eighteen minutes
+this very evening)--who could say where the mad dissipation would end?
+On some uncharted isle in the far South Seas, perchance, a man might be
+let alone to do his work. But in this boarding-house, it was clear now,
+the effort was foredoomed and hopeless. Once make the smallest
+concession to the infernal ubiquity of the race, once let the topmost
+bar of your gate down never so little, and the whole accursed public
+descended with a whoop to romp all over the premises. What, oh, what was
+the use of trying?...
+
+"Ah, Mr. Queed--well met! Won't you stop in and see me a little while?
+You're enormously busy, I know--but possibly I can find something to
+interest you in my poor little collection of books."
+
+Nicolovius, coming up the stairs, had met Queed coming down, pad in
+hand. The impertinence of the old professor's invitation fitted superbly
+with the bitterness of the little Doctor's humor. It pressed the
+martyr's crown upon his brow till the perfectness of his grudge against
+a hateful world lacked nor jot nor tittle.
+
+"Oh, certainly! Certainly!" he replied, with the utmost indignation.
+
+Nicolovius, bowing courteously, pushed open the door.
+
+It was known in the boarding-house that the remodeling of the Second
+Hall Back into a private bathroom for Nicolovius had been done at his
+own expense, and rumor had it that for his two rooms--his "suite," as
+Mrs. Paynter called it--he paid down the sum of eighteen dollars weekly.
+The bed-sitting-room into which he now ushered his guest was the
+prettiest room ever seen by Mr. Queed, who had seen few pretty rooms in
+his life. Certainly it was a charming room of a usual enough type:
+lamp-lit and soft-carpeted; brass fittings about the fireplace where a
+coal fire glowed; a large red reading-table with the customary litter of
+books and periodicals; comfortable chairs to sit in; two uncommonly
+pretty mahogany bookcases with quaint leaded windows. The crude central
+identity about all bedrooms that had hitherto come within Queed's ken,
+to wit, the bed, seemed in this remarkable room to be wanting
+altogether. For how was he, with his practical inexperience, to know
+that the handsome leather lounge in the bay-window had its in'ards
+crammed full of sheets, and blankets, and hinges and collapsible legs?
+
+The young man gravitated instinctively toward the bookcases. His expert
+eye swept over the titles, and his gloom lightened a little.
+
+"You have some fair light reading here, I see," he said, plucking out a
+richly bound volume of Lecky's _History of European Morals_.
+
+Nicolovius, who was observing him closely, smiled to himself. "Ah, yes.
+I'm the merest dilettante, without your happiness of being a specialist
+of authority."
+
+The old professor was a tall man, though somewhat stooped and shrunken,
+and his head was as bare of hair as the palm of your hand; which of
+course was why he wore the black silk skull cap about the house. On the
+contrary his mustaches were singularly long and luxuriant, they, and the
+short, smart goatee, being of a peculiar deep auburn shade. His eyes
+were dark, brilliant, and slightly sardonic; there were yellow pouches
+under them and deep transverse furrows on his forehead; his nose, once
+powerfully aquiline, appeared to have been broken cleanly across the
+middle. Taken all in all, he was a figure to be noticed in any company.
+
+He came forward on his rubber heels and stood at his guest's elbow.
+
+"Your field is science, I believe? This Spencer was bound for me years
+ago, by a clever devil in Pittsburg, of all places; Huxley, too. My
+Darwin is hit and miss. Mill is here; Hume; the American John Fiske. By
+chance I have _The Wealth of Nations_. Here is a fine old book, Sir
+Henry Maine's _Ancient Law_. You know it, of course?"
+
+"All--all! I know them all," murmured the little Doctor, standing with
+two books under his arm and plucking out a third. "I look back sometimes
+and stand amazed at the immensity of my reading. Benjamin Kidd--ha! He
+won't be in so many libraries when I get through with him. You are
+rather strong on political economy, I see. Alfred Marshall does very
+well. Nothing much in philosophy. The _Contrat Social_--absurd."
+
+"Do you care for these?" asked Nicolovius, pointing to a row of
+well-worn works of Bible criticism. "Of course the Germans are far in
+the lead in this field, and I am unhappily compelled to rely on
+translations. Still I have--"
+
+"Here! Look here! I must have this! I must take this book from you!"
+interrupted Queed, rather excitedly dragging a fat blue volume from a
+lower shelf. "Crozier's _Civilization and Progress_. What a find! I need
+it badly. I'll just take it with me now, shall I not? Eh?"
+
+"I shall be only too happy to have you take it," said Nicolovius,
+blandly, "and as many others as you care for."
+
+"I'll have another look and see," said Queed. "My copy of Crozier
+disappeared some time before I left New York, and so far I have been
+unable to replace it. I am showing him up completely.... Why, this is
+singular--extraordinary! There's not a history among all these
+books--not a volume!"
+
+Nicolovius's expression oddly changed; his whole face seemed to tighten.
+"No," he said slowly, "I have some reason to dislike history."
+
+The young man straightened sharply, horrified. "Why don't you say at
+once that you hate Life--Man--the Evolution of the Race--and be done
+with it?"
+
+"Would that seem so dreadful to you?" The old man's face wore a sad
+smile. "I might say even that, I fear. Try one of those chairs by the
+fire. I shall not mind telling you how I came by this feeling. You don't
+smoke, I believe! You miss a good deal, but since you don't know it, how
+does it matter?"
+
+Nicolovius's haughty aloofness, his rigid uncommunicativeness, his
+grand ducal bearing and the fact that he paid eighteen dollars a week
+for a suite had of course made him a man of mark and mystery in the
+boarding-house, and in the romancings of Miss Miller he had figured as
+nearly everything from a fugitive crown prince to a retired
+counterfeiter. However, Queed positively refused to be drawn away from
+the book-shelves to listen to his story, and the old professor was
+compelled to turn away from the fire and to talk, at that, to the back
+of the young man's head.
+
+Nicolovius, so he told Queed, was not an American at all, but an
+Irishman, born at Roscommon, Connaught. His grandfather was a German,
+whence he got his name. But the lad grew up in the image of his mother's
+people. He became an intense patriot even for Ireland, an extremist
+among extremists, a notorious firebrand in a land where no wood glows
+dully. Equipped with a good education and natural parts, he had become a
+passionate leader in the "Young Ireland" movement; was a storm-centre
+all during the Home Rule agitations; and suddenly outgrew Ireland
+overnight during the "Parnellism and Crime" era. He got away to the
+coast, disguised as a coster, and once had the pleasure of giving a lift
+in his cart to the search-party who wanted him, dead or alive. This was
+in the year 1882.
+
+"You were mixed up in the Phoenix Park murders, I daresay?" interjected
+Queed, in his matter-of-fact way.
+
+"You will excuse my preference for a certain indefiniteness," said
+Nicolovius, with great sweetness.
+
+On this side, he had drifted accidentally into school-teaching, as a
+means of livelihood, and stuck at it, in New York, St. Paul, and, for
+many years, in Chicago. The need of a warmer climate for his health's
+sake, he said, had driven him South, and some three years before an
+appointment at Milner's Collegiate School had brought him to the city
+which he and the young man now alike called their own.
+
+Queed, still sacking the shelves for another find, asked if he had never
+revisited Ireland.
+
+"Ah, no," said Nicolovius, "there was no gracious pardon for my little
+peccadillo, no statute of limitations to run after me and pat me on the
+head. I love England best with the sea between us. You may fancy that a
+refugee Irishman has no fondness for reading history."
+
+He flicked the fire-ash from his cigar and looked at Queed. All the time
+he talked he had been watching the young man, studying him, conning him
+over....
+
+"My life ended when I was scarcely older than you. I have been dead
+while I was alive.... God pity you, young man, if you ever taste the
+bitter misery of that!"
+
+Queed turned around surprised at the sudden fierceness of the other's
+tone. Nicolovius instantly sprang up and went over to poke the fire; he
+came back directly, smiling easily and pulling at his long cigar.
+
+"Ah, well! Forgive the saddening reminiscences of an old man--not a
+common weakness with me, I assure you. May I say, Mr. Queed, how much
+your intellect, your culture, your admirable--ah--poise--amazing they
+seem to me in so young a man--have appealed to me among a population of
+Brookes, Bylashes, and Klinkers? You are the first man in many a day
+that has inspired me with an impulse toward friendship and confidence.
+It would be a real kindness if you'd come in sometimes of an evening."
+
+At the word "friendship" the young man flinched uncontrollably. Was the
+whole diabolical world in league to spring out and make friends with
+him?
+
+"Unfortunately," he said, with his iciest bow, "my time is entirely
+engrossed by my work."
+
+But as his eye went round the pretty, dim-lit room, he could not help
+contrasting it with the bleak Scriptorium above, and he added with a
+change of tone and a sigh:--
+
+"You appear wonderfully comfortable here."
+
+Nicolovius shrugged. "So-so," he said indifferently. "However, I shall
+make a move before long."
+
+"Indeed?"
+
+"I want more space and independence, more quiet--surcease from meeting
+fellow-boarders at every step. I plan to move into an apartment, or
+perhaps a modest little house, if I can manage it. For I am not rich,
+unhappily, though I believe the boarders think I am, because I make Emma
+a present of a dollar each year at the anniversary of the birth of our
+Lord."
+
+Queed ignored his little pleasantry. He was struck with the fact that
+Nicolovius had described exactly the sort of living arrangement that he
+himself most earnestly desired.
+
+"I should have made the move last year," continued Nicolovius, pulling
+at his auburn mustaches, "except that--well, I am more sensitive to my
+loneliness as I grow older, and the fact was that I lacked a congenial
+companion to share a pleasanter home with."
+
+The eyes of the two men met, and they moved away from each other as by
+common consent. Apparently the same thought popped simultaneously into
+both their minds. Queed dallied with his thought, frankly and with the
+purest unaltruism.
+
+Though this was the first time he had ever been in the old professor's
+pretty room, it was the third or fourth time he had been invited there.
+Nothing could be clearer than that Nicolovius liked him
+enormously,--where on earth did he get his fatal gift for attracting
+people?--nothing than that he was exactly the sort of congenial
+companion the old man desired. Why shouldn't he go and live with
+Nicolovius in his new home, the home of perfect quiet and immunity from
+boarders? And unbroken leisure, too, for of course Nicolovius would bear
+all expenses, and he himself would fly from all remunerative work as
+from the Black Death. Nay more, the old chap would very likely be
+willing to pay him a salary for his society, or at least, see that he
+was kept well supplied with everything he needed--books to demolish like
+this one under his arm, and ...
+
+He looked up and found the sardonic Italian eyes of the old professor
+fixed on him with a most curious expression.... No, no! Better even Mrs.
+Paynter's than solitude shared with this stagey old man, with his
+repellent face and his purring voice which his eyes so belied.
+
+"I must be going," said Queed hastily.
+
+His host came forward with suave expressions of regret. "However, I feel
+much complimented that you came at all. Pray honor me again very soon--"
+
+"I'll return this book sometime," continued the young man, already at
+the door. "You won't mind if I mark it, of course?"
+
+"My dear sir--most certainly not. Indeed I hoped that you would consent
+to accept it for your own, as a--"
+
+"No, I'll return it. I daresay you will find," he added with a faint
+smile, but his grossest one, "that my notes have not lessened its value
+exactly!"
+
+In the hall Queed looked at his watch; ten minutes to ten. _Twenty-five
+minutes to his visit upon the old professor!_
+
+However, let us be calm and just about it. The twenty-five minutes was
+not a flat loss: he had got Crozier by it. Crozier was worth twenty-five
+minutes; thirty-five, if it came to that--fifty!... But how to fit such
+a thing as this into the Schedule--and Klinker's visits--and the time he
+had given to Fifi to-night and very likely would have to give through an
+endless chain of to-morrows? Here was the burning crux. Was it endurable
+that the Schedule must be corrupted yet again?
+
+So far as little Fifi was concerned, it turned out that these agonies
+were superfluous; he had helped her with her lessons for the last time.
+She did not appear in the dining-room the next night, or the next, or
+the next. Inquiries from the boarders drew from Mrs. Paynter the
+information that the child's cough had pulled her down so that she had
+been remanded to bed for a day or two to rest up. But resting up
+appeared not to prove so simple a process as had been anticipated, and
+the day or two was soon running into weeks.
+
+Halcyon nights Queed enjoyed in the dining-room in Fifi's absence, yet
+faintly marred in a most singular way by the very absence which alone
+made them halcyon. It is a fact that you cannot give to any person
+fifteen minutes of valuable time every night, and not have your
+consciousness somewhat involved in that person's abrupt disappearance
+from your horizon. Messages from Fifi on matters of most trivial import
+came to Queed occasionally, and these served to keep alive his subtle
+awareness of her absence. But he never took any notice of the messages,
+not even of the one which said that he could look in and see her some
+afternoon if he wanted to.
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+ _Concerning a Plan to make a Small Gift to a Fellow-Boarder, and
+ what it led to in the Way of Calls; also touching upon Mr. Queed's
+ Dismissal from the Post, and the Generous Resolve of the Young
+ Lady, Charles Weyland._
+
+
+The State Department of Charities was a rudimentary affair in those
+days, just as Queed had said. Its appropriation was impossibly meager,
+even with the niggard's increase just wrung from the legislature. The
+whole Department fitted cozily into a single room in the Capitol; it was
+small as a South American army, this Department, consisting, indeed, of
+but the two generals. But the Secretary and the Assistant Secretary
+worked together like a team of horses. They had already done wonders,
+and their hopes were high with still more wonders to perform. In
+especial there was the reformatory. The legislature had adjourned
+without paying any attention to the reformatory, exactly as it had been
+meant to do. But a bill had been introduced, at all events, and the
+_Post_ had carried a second editorial, expounding and urging the plan;
+several papers in the smaller cities of the State had followed the
+_Post's_ lead; and thus the issue had been fairly launched, with the
+ground well broken for a successful campaign two years later.
+
+The office of the Department was a ship-shape place, with its two desks,
+a big one and a little one; the typewriter table; the rows and rows of
+letter-files on shelves; a sectional bookcase containing Charities
+reports from other States, with two shelves reserved for authoritative
+books by such writers as Willoughby, Smathers, and Conant. Here,
+doubtless, would some day stand the colossal work of Queed. At the big
+desk sat the Rev. Mr. Dayne, a practical idealist of no common sort, a
+kind-faced man with a crisp brown mustache. At the typewriter-table sat
+Sharlee Weyland, writing firm letters to thirty-one county almshouse
+keepers. It was hard upon noon. Sharlee looked tired and sad about the
+eyes. She had not been to supper at Mrs. Paynter's for months, but she
+went there nearly every afternoon from the office to see Fifi, who had
+been in bed for four weeks.
+
+The Department door opened, with no premonitory knock, and in walked, of
+all people, Mr. Queed.
+
+Sharlee came forward very cordially to greet the visitor, and at once
+presented him to the Secretary. However Queed dismissed Mr. Dayne very
+easily, and gazing at Sharlee sharply through his spectacles, said:
+
+"I should like to speak to you in private a moment."
+
+"Certainly," said Sharlee.
+
+"I'll step into the hall," said kind-faced Mr. Dayne.
+
+"No, no. Indeed you mustn't. We will."
+
+Sharlee faced the young man in the sunlit hail with sympathetic
+expectancy and some curiosity in her eyes.
+
+"There is," he began without preliminaries, "a girl at the house where I
+board, who has been confined to her bed with sickness for some weeks. It
+appears that she has grown thin and weak, so that they will not permit
+her to graduate at her school. This involves a considerable
+disappointment to her."
+
+"You are speaking of Fifi," said Sharlee, gently.
+
+"That is the girl's name, if it is of any interest to you--"
+
+"You know she is my first cousin."
+
+"Possibly so," he replied, as though to say that no one had the smallest
+right to hold him responsible for that. "In this connection, a small
+point has arisen upon which advice is required, the advice of a woman.
+You happen to be the only other girl I know. This," said Queed, "is why
+I have called."
+
+Sharlee felt flattered. "You are most welcome to my advice, Mr. Queed."
+
+He frowned at her through glasses that looked as big and as round as
+butter-saucers, with an expression in which impatience contended with
+faint embarrassment.
+
+"As her fellow-lodger," he resumed, precisely, "I have been in the habit
+of assisting this girl with her studies and have thus come to take an
+interest in her--a small interest. During her sickness, it seems, many
+of the boarders have been in to call upon her. In a similar way, she has
+sent me several messages inviting me to call, but I have not been in
+position to accept any of these invitations. It does not follow that,
+because I gave some of my time in the past to assisting her with her
+lessons, I can afford to give more of it now for purposes of--of mere
+sociability. I make the situation clear to you?"
+
+Sharlee, to whom Fifi had long since made the situation clear, puckered
+her brow like one carefully rehearsing the several facts. "Yes, I
+believe that is all perfectly clear, Mr. Queed."
+
+He hesitated visibly; then his lips tightened and, gazing at her with a
+touch of something like defiance, he said: "On the other hand, I do not
+wish this girl to think that I bear her ill-will for the time I have
+given her in the past. I--ahem--have therefore concluded to make her a
+present, a small gift."
+
+Sharlee stood looking at him without a reply.
+
+"Well?" said he, annoyed. "I am not certain what form this small gift
+had best take."
+
+She turned away from him and walked to the end of the hall, where the
+window was. To Queed's great perplexity, she stood there looking out for
+some time, her back toward him. Soon it came into his mind that she
+meant to indicate that their interview was over, and this attitude
+seemed extremely strange to him. He could not understand it at all.
+
+"I fear that you have failed to follow me, after all," he called after
+her, presently. "This was the point--as to what form the gift should
+take--upon which I wanted a woman's advice."
+
+"I understand." She came back to him slowly, with bright eyes. "I know
+it would please Fifi very much to have a gift from you. Had you thought
+at all, yourself, what you would like to give?"
+
+"Yes," he said, frowning vaguely, "I examined the shop windows as I came
+down and pretty well decided on something. Then at the last minute I was
+not altogether sure."
+
+"Yes? Tell me what."
+
+"I thought I would give her a pair of silk mitts."
+
+Sharlee's eyes never left his, and her face was very sweet and grave.
+
+"White silk ones," said he--"or black either, for that matter, for the
+price is the same."
+
+"Well," said she, "why did you select mitts, specially?"
+
+"What first attracted me to them," he said simply, "was that they came
+to precisely the sum I had planned to spend: seventy-five cents."
+
+The little corrugation in Sharlee's brow showed how carefully she was
+thinking over the young man's suggestion from all possible points of
+view. You could easily follow her thought by her speaking sequence of
+expressions. Clearly it ran like this: "Mitts--splendid! Just the gift
+for a girl who's sick in bed. The one point to consider is, could any
+other gift possibly be better? No, surely none.... Wait a minute,
+though! Let's take this thing slowly and be absolutely sure we're right
+before we go ahead.... Run over carefully all the things that are ever
+used as gifts. Anything there that is better than mitts? Perhaps, after
+all ... Mitts ... Why, look here, isn't there one small objection, one
+trifling want of the fulness of perfection to be raised against the gift
+of mitts?"
+
+"There's this point against mitts," said Sharlee slowly. "Fifi's in bed
+now, and I'm afraid she's likely to be there for some time. Of course
+she could not wear the mitts in bed. She would have to tuck them away in
+a drawer somewhere. Don't you think it might be a good idea to give her
+something that she could enjoy at once--something that would give her
+pleasure _now_ and so help to lighten these tedious hours while she must
+be in her room?"
+
+The mitts were the child of Queed's own brain. Unconsciously he had set
+his heart on them; but his clock-like mind at once grasped the logic of
+this argument, and he met it generously.
+
+"Your point is well taken. It proves the wisdom of getting the advice of
+a woman on such a matter. Now I had thought also of a book--"
+
+"I'll tell you!" cried Sharlee, nearly bowled over by a brilliant
+inspiration. "A _great_ many men that I know make it a rule to send
+flowers to girls that are sick, and--"
+
+"_Flowers!_"
+
+"It does seem foolish--_such_ a waste, doesn't it?--but really you've no
+idea how mad girls are about flowers, or how much real joy they can
+bring into a sick-room. And, by changing the water often, and--so on,
+they last a _long_ time, really an incredible time--"
+
+"You recommend flowers, then? Very well," he said resolutely--"that is
+settled then. Now as to the kind. I have only a botanical knowledge of
+flowers--shall we say something in asters, perhaps, chrysanthemums or
+dahlias? What is your advice as to that?"
+
+"Well, I advise roses."
+
+"Roses--good. I had forgotten them for the moment. White roses?"
+
+A little shiver ran through her. "No, no! Let them be the reddest you
+can find."
+
+"Next, as to the cost of red roses."
+
+"Oh, there'll be no trouble about _that_. Simply tell the florist that
+you want seventy-five cents' worth, and he will give you a fine bunch of
+them. By the way, I'd better put his name and address down on a piece of
+paper for you. Be sure to go to this one because I know him, and he's
+extremely reliable."
+
+He took the slip from her, thanked her, bowed gravely, and turned to go.
+A question had risen involuntarily to the tip of her tongue; it hung
+there for a breath, its fate in the balance; and then she released it,
+casually, when another second would have been too late.
+
+"How is your work on the _Post_ going?"
+
+He wheeled as though she had struck him, and looked at her with a sudden
+odd hardening of the lower part of his face.
+
+"The _Post_ discharged me this morning."
+
+"Oh--"
+
+It was all that she could say, for she knew it very well. She had had it
+from Colonel Cowles two days before it happened, which was three days
+after the April meeting of the directors. Charles Gardiner West, who was
+to have raised his voice in behalf of Mr. Queed on that occasion,
+happened not to be present at all. Having effected the dissolution of
+Semple and West, he had gone to the country for a month's rest, in
+preparation for that mapping out of collegiate plans which was to
+precede his tour of Europe. Hence the directors, hearing no protests
+from intercessors, unanimously bestowed discretion upon the Colonel to
+replace the transcendental scientist with a juicier assistant at a
+larger salary.
+
+"At least," the young man qualified, with a curious mixture of
+aggressiveness and intense mortification, "the _Post_ will discharge me
+on the 15th day of May unless I show marked improvement. I believe that
+improvement was exactly the word the estimable Colonel employed."
+
+"I'm awfully sorry," said Sharlee--"awfully! But after all, you want
+only some routine hack-work--any routine hack-work--to establish a
+little income. It will not be very hard to find something else, as good
+or even better."
+
+"You do not appear to grasp the fact that, apart from any considerations
+of that sort, this is an unpleasant, a most offensive thing to have
+happen--"
+
+"Oh, but that is just what it isn't, Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, who quite
+failed to appreciate his morbid tenderness for even the least of his
+intellectual offspring. "You have taken no pride in the newspaper work;
+you look down on it as altogether beneath you. You cannot mind this in
+any personal way--"
+
+"I mind it," said he, "like the devil."
+
+The word fell comically from his lips, but Sharlee, leaning against the
+shut door, looked at him with grave sympathy in her eyes.
+
+"Mr. Queed, if you had tried to write nursery rhymes and--failed, would
+you have taken it to heart?"
+
+"Never mind arguing it. In fact, I don't know that I could explain it to
+you in a thoroughly logical and convincing way. The central fact, the
+concrete thing, is that I do object most decidedly. I have spent too
+much time in equipping myself to express valuable ideas in
+discriminating language to be kicked out of a second-rate newspaper
+office like an incompetent office-boy. Of course I shall not submit to
+it."
+
+"Do you care to tell me what you mean to do?"
+
+"Do!" He hit the door-post a sudden blow with an unexpectedly large
+hand. "I shall have myself elected editor of the _Post_."
+
+"But--but--but--" said the girl, taken aback by the largeness of this
+order--"But you don't expect to oust Colonel Cowles?"
+
+"We are not necessarily speaking of to-morrow or next day. An actuary
+will tell you that I am likely to outlive Colonel Cowles. I mean, first,
+to have my dismissal recalled, and, second, to be made regular
+assistant editor at three times my present salary. That is my immediate
+reply to the directors of the Post. I am willing to let the editorship
+wait till old Cowles dies."
+
+"Tell me," said Sharlee, "would you personally like to be editor of the
+_Post?_"
+
+"_Like it!_ I'll resign the day after they elect me. Call it sheer
+wounded vanity--anything you like! The name makes no difference. I know
+only that I will have the editorship for a day--and all for the
+worthless pleasure of pitching it in their faces." He looked past her
+out of the window, and his light gray eyes filled with an indescribable
+bitterness. "And to have the editorship," he thought out loud, "I must
+unlearn everything that I know about writing, and deliberately learn to
+write like a demagogic ass."
+
+Sharlee tapped the calcimine with her pointed fingernails. He spoke, as
+ever, with overweening confidence, but she knew that he would never win
+any editorship in this spirit. He was going at the quest with a new
+burst of intellectual contempt, though it was this very intellectual
+contempt that had led to his downfall.
+
+"But your own private work?"
+
+"Don't speak of it, I beg!" He flinched uncontrollably; but of his own
+accord he added, in carefully repressed tones: "To qualify for the
+editorship of course means--a terrible interruption and delay. It means
+that _I must side-track My Book for two months or even longer!_"
+
+Two months! It would take him five years and probably he would not be
+qualified then.
+
+Sharlee hesitated. "Have you fully made up your mind to--to be editor?"
+
+He turned upon her vehemently. "May I ask you never to waste my time
+with questions of that sort. I never--_never_--say anything until I have
+fully made up my mind about it. Good-morning."
+
+"No, no, no! Don't go yet! Please--I want to speak to you a minute."
+
+He stopped and turned, but did not retrace the three steps he had taken.
+Sharlee leaned against the door and looked away from him, out into the
+park.
+
+The little Doctor was badly in need of a surgical operation. Somebody
+must perform it for him, or his whole life was a dusty waste. That he
+still had glimmerings, he had shown this very hour, in wanting to make a
+gift to his sick little fellow-lodger. His resentment over his dismissal
+from the _Post_, too, was an unexpectedly human touch in him. But in the
+same breath with these things the young man had showed himself at his
+worst: the glimmerings were so overlaid with an incredible snobbery of
+the mind, so encrusted with the rankest and grossest egotism, that soon
+they must flutter and die out, leaving him stone-blind against the
+sunshine and the morning. No scratch could penetrate that Achilles-armor
+of self-sufficiency. There must be a shock to break it apart, or a
+vicious stabbing to cut through it to such spark as was still alive.
+
+Somebody must administer that shock or do that stabbing. Why not she? He
+would hate the sight of her forevermore, but ...
+
+"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, turning toward him, "you let me see, from
+what you are doing this morning, that you think of Fifi as your friend.
+I'd like to ask if you think of me in that way, too."
+
+O Lord, _Lord!_ Here was another one!
+
+"No," he said positively. "Think of you as I do of Fifi! No, no! No, I
+do not."
+
+"I don't mean to ask if you think of me as you do of Fifi. Of course I
+am sure you don't. I only mean--let me put it this way: Do you believe
+that I have your--interests at heart, and would like to do anything I
+could to help you?"
+
+He thought this over warily. Doubtless doomed Smathers would have smiled
+to note the slowness with which his great rival's mind threshed out such
+a question as this.
+
+"If you state your proposition in that way, I reply, tentatively, yes."
+
+"Then can you spare me half an hour to-night after supper?"
+
+"For what purpose?"
+
+"For you and me," she smiled. "I'd like you to come and see me, at my
+house, where we could really have a little talk. You see, I know Colonel
+Cowles very well indeed, and I have read the _Post_ for oh, many, many
+years! In this way I know something about the kind of articles people
+here like to read, and about--what is needed to write such articles. I
+think I might make a suggestion or two that--would help. Will you
+come?"
+
+After somewhat too obvious a consideration, Queed consented. Sharlee
+thanked him.
+
+"I'll put my address down on the back of that paper, shall I? And I
+think I'll put my name, too, for I don't believe you have the faintest
+idea what it is."
+
+"Oh, yes. The name is Miss Charlie Weyland. It appears that you were
+named after a boy?"
+
+"Oh, it's only a silly nickname. Here's your little directory back. I'll
+be very glad to see you--at half-past eight, shall we say? But, Mr.
+Queed--don't come unless you feel sure that I really want to help. For
+I'm afraid I'll have to say a good deal that will make you very mad."
+
+He bowed and walked away. Sharlee went to the telephone and called
+Bartlett's, the florist. She told Mr. Bartlett that a young man would
+come in there in a few minutes--full description of the young
+man--asking for seventy-five cents' worth of red roses; Mr. Bartlett
+would please give him two dozen roses, and charge the difference to her,
+Miss Weyland; the entire transaction to be kept discreetly quiet.
+
+However the transaction was not kept entirely quiet. The roses were
+delivered promptly, and became the chief topic of conversation at Mrs.
+Paynter's dinner-table. Through an enforced remark of Mr. Queed's, and
+the later discursive gossip of the boarders, it became disseminated over
+the town that Bartlett's was selling American Beauties at thirty-seven
+and a half cents a dozen, and the poor man had to buy ten inches, double
+column, in the _Post_ next morning to get himself straightened out and
+reestablish Bartlett's familiar quotations.
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+ _More Consequences of the Plan about the Gift, and of how Mr. Queed
+ drinks his Medicine like a Man; Fifi on Men, and how they do;
+ Second Corruption of The Sacred Schedule._
+
+
+Queed's irrational impulse to make Fifi a small gift cost him the heart
+of his morning. A call would have been cheaper, after all. Nor was the
+end yet. In this world it never is, where one event invariably hangs by
+the tail of another in ruthless concatenation. Starting out for Open-air
+Pedestrianism at 4.45 that afternoon, the young man was waylaid in the
+hail by Mrs. Paynter, at the very door of the big bedroom into which
+Fifi had long since been moved. The landlady, backing Queed against the
+banisters, told him how much her daughter had been pleased by his
+beautiful remembrance. The child, she said, wanted particularly to thank
+him herself, and wouldn't he please come in and see her just a moment?
+
+As Mrs. Paynter threw open the door in the act of making the
+extraordinary request, escape was impossible. Queed found himself inside
+the room before he knew what he was doing. As for Mrs. Paynter, she
+somewhat treacherously slipped away to consult with Laura as to what for
+supper.
+
+It was a mild sunny afternoon, with a light April wind idly kicking at
+the curtains. Fifi sat over by the open window in a tilted-back Morris
+chair, a sweet-faced little thing, all eyes and pallor. From her many
+covers she extricated a fragile hand, frilled with the sleeve of a
+pretty flowered kimono.
+
+"Look at them! Aren't they glorious!"
+
+On a table at her elbow his roses nodded from a wide-lipped vase, a
+gorgeous riot of flame and fragrance. Gazing at them, the young man
+marvelled at his own princely prodigality.
+
+"I don't know _how_ to thank you for them, Mr. Queed, They are so, so
+sweet, and I do love roses so!"
+
+Indeed her joy in them was too obvious to require any words. Queed
+decided to say nothing about the mitts.
+
+"I'm glad that they please you," said he, pulling himself together for
+the ordeal of the call. "How are you getting along up here? Very well, I
+trust?"
+
+"Fine. It's so quiet and nice.... And I don't mind about graduating a
+bit any more. Isn't that funny?"
+
+"You must hurry up and get well and return to the dining-room again,
+F--F--Fifi--, and to the algebra lessons--"
+
+"Don't," said Fifi. "I can't bear it."
+
+But she whisked at her eyes with a tiny dab of a handkerchief, and when
+she looked at him she was smiling, quite clear and happy.
+
+"Have you missed me since I stopped coming?"
+
+"Missed you?" he echoed, exactly as he had done before.
+
+But this time Fifi said, shamelessly, "I'll bet you have!--Haven't you?"
+
+Come, Mr. Queed, be honest. You are supposed to have the scientist's
+passion for veracity. You mercilessly demand the truth from others. Now
+take some of your own medicine. Stand out like a man. Have you or have
+you not missed this girl since she stopped coming?
+
+"Yes," said the little Doctor, rather hollowly, "I ... have missed you."
+
+Fifi's smile became simply brazen. "Do you know what, Mr. Queed? You
+like me _lots_ more than you will say you do."
+
+The young man averted his eyes. But for some time there had been in his
+mind the subtle consciousness of something left undone, an occasion
+which he had failed to meet with the final word of justice. Since he had
+been in the room, a vague, unwelcome resolve had been forming in his
+mind, and at Fifi's bold words, it hardened into final shape. He drew a
+deep breath.
+
+"You referred to me as your friend once, F--Fifi. And I said that I was
+not."
+
+"I know."
+
+"I was--mistaken"--so he drained his medicine to the dregs. "I ... am
+your friend."
+
+Now the child's smile was the eternal motherly. "Lor', Mr. Queed, I knew
+it all the time."
+
+Queed looked at the floor. The sight of Fifi affected him most curiously
+to-day. He felt strangely ill at ease with her, only the more so because
+she was so amazingly at home with him. She wore her reddish-brown hair
+not rounded up in front as of old, but parted smoothly in the middle,
+and this only emphasized the almost saintly purity of her wasted little
+face. Her buoyant serenity puzzled and disconcerted him.
+
+Meantime Fifi was examining Queed carefully. "You've been doing
+something to yourself, Mr. Queed! What is it? Why, you look ten times
+better than even four weeks ago!"
+
+"I think," he said drearily, "it must be Klinker's Exercises. I give
+them," broke from him, "_one hour and twenty minutes a day!_"
+
+But he pulled himself together, conscientiously determined to take the
+cheery view with Fifi.
+
+"It is an extraordinary thing, but I am feeling better, physically and
+mentally, than I ever felt before, and this though I never had a really
+sick day in my life. It must be the exercises, for that is the only
+change I have made in my habits. Yet I never supposed that exercise had
+any such practical value as that. However," he went on slowly, "I am
+beginning to believe that there are several things in this world that I
+do not understand."
+
+Here, indeed, was a most humiliating, an epoch-making, confession to
+come from the little Doctor. It was accompanied with a vague smile,
+intended to be cheering and just the thing for a sick-room. But the
+dominant note in this smile was bewildered and depressed helplessness,
+and at it the maternal instinct sprang full-grown in Fifi's thin little
+bosom. A passionate wish to mother the little Doctor tugged at her
+heart.
+
+"You know what you need, Mr. Queed? Friends--lots of good friends--"
+
+He winced as from a blow. "I assure you--"
+
+"Yes--you--DO!" said Fifi, with surprising emphasis for so weak a little
+voice. "You need first a good girl friend, one lots older and better
+than me--one just like Sharlee. O if only you and she _would_ be
+friends!--she'd be the very best in the world! And then you need men
+friends, plenty of them, and to go around with them, and everything. You
+ought to like _men_ more, Mr. Queed! You ought to learn to _be_ like
+them, and--"
+
+"Be like them!" he interrupted, "I am like them. Why," he conceded
+generously, "I am one of them."
+
+Fifi dismissed this with a smile, but he immediately added: "Has it
+occurred to you that, apart from my greater concentration on my work, I
+am different from other men?"
+
+"Why, Mr. Queed, you are no more like them than I am! You don't do any
+of the things they do. You don't--"
+
+"Such as what? Now, Fifi, let us be definite as we go along. Suppose
+that it was my ambition to be, as you say, like other men. Just what
+things, in your opinion, should I do?"
+
+"Well, smoke--that's one thing that all men do. And fool around more
+with people--laugh and joke, and tell funny stories and all. And then
+you could take an interest in your appearance--your clothes, you know;
+and be interested in all sorts of things going on around you, like
+politics and baseball. And go to see girls and take them out sometimes,
+like to the theatre. Some men that are popular drink, but of course I
+don't care for that."
+
+Fifi, of course, had no idea that the little Doctor's world had been
+shattered to its axis that morning by three minutes' talk from Colonel
+Cowles. Therefore, though conscious that there never was a man who did
+not get a certain pleasure from talking himself over, she was secretly
+surprised at the patience, even the interest, with which he listened to
+her. She would have been still more surprised to know that his wonderful
+memory was nailing down every word with machine-like accuracy.
+
+She expounded her little thesis in considerable detail, and at the end
+he said:--
+
+"As I've told you, Fifi, my first duty is toward my book--to give it to
+the cause of civilization at the earliest possible moment. Therefore,
+the whole question is one of time, rather than of deliberate personal
+inclination. At present I literally cannot afford to give time to
+matters which, while doubtless pleasant enough in their fashion--"
+
+"That's what you would have said about the exercise, two months ago. And
+now look, how it's helped you! And then, Mr. Queed--are you happy?"
+
+Surprised and a little amused, he replied: "Really, I've never stopped
+to think. I should say, though, that I was perfectly content."
+
+Fifi laughed and coughed. "There's a big difference--isn't there? Why,
+it's just like the exercise, Mr. Queed. Before you began it you were
+just _not sick_; now you are _very well_. That's the difference between
+content and happiness. Now I," she ran on, "am very, very happy. I wake
+up in the mornings _so_ glad that I'm alive that sometimes I can hardly
+bear it, and all through the day it's like something singing away inside
+of me! Are you like that?"
+
+No, Mr. Queed must confess that he was not like that. Indeed, few
+looking at his face at this moment would ever have suspected him of it.
+Fifi regarded him with a kind of wistful sadness, but he missed the
+glance, being engaged in consulting his great watch; after which he
+sprang noisily to his feet, horrified at himself.
+
+"Good heavens--it's ten minutes past five! I must go immediately. Why,
+I'm twenty-five minutes behind My Schedule!"
+
+Fifi smiled through her wistfulness. "Don't ask me to be sorry, Mr.
+Queed, because I don't think I can. You see, I haven't taken up a minute
+of your time for nearly a month, so I was entitled to some of it
+to-day."
+
+You see! Hadn't he figured it exactly right from the beginning? Once
+give a human being a moment of your time, as a special and extraordinary
+kindness, and before you can turn around there that being is claiming it
+wholesale as a matter-of-course right!
+
+"It was so sweet of you to send me these flowers, and then to come and
+see me, too.... Do you know, it's been the very best day I've had since
+I've been sick, and you've made it so!"
+
+"It's all right. Well, good-bye, Fifi."
+
+Fifi held out both her tiny hands, and he received them because, in the
+sudden emergency, he could think of no way of avoiding them.
+
+"You'll remember what I said about friends, and _men_--won't you, Mr.
+Queed? Remember it begins with liking people, liking everybody. Then
+when you really like them you want to do things for them, and that is
+happiness."
+
+He looked surprised at this definition of happiness, and then: "Oh--I
+see. That's your religion, isn't it?"
+
+"No, it's just common sense."
+
+"I'll remember. Well, Fifi, good-bye."
+
+"Good-bye--and thank you for everything."
+
+Into her eyes had sprung a tenderness which he was far from
+understanding. But he did not like the look of it in the least, and he
+extricated his hands from the gentle clasp with some abruptness.
+
+From the safe distance of the door he looked back, and wondered why
+Fifi's great eyes were fixed so solemnly on him.
+
+"Well--good-bye, again. Hurry up and get well--"
+
+"Good-bye--oh, good-bye," said Fifi, and turned her head toward the open
+window with the blue skies beyond.
+
+Did Fifi know? How many have vainly tortured themselves with that
+question, as they have watched dear ones slipping without a word down
+the slopes to the dark Valley! If this child knew that her name had been
+read out for the greater Graduation, she gave no sign. Sometimes in the
+mornings she cried a little, without knowing why. Sometimes she said a
+vague, sad little thing that brought her mother's heart, stone cold, to
+her mouth. But her talk was mostly very bright and hopeful. Ten minutes
+before Queed came in she had been telling Mrs. Paynter about something
+she would do in the fall. If sometimes you would swear that she knew
+there would never be another fall for her, her very next remark might
+confound you. So her little face turned easily to the great river with
+the shining farther shore, and, for her part, there would be no sadness
+of farewell when she embarked.
+
+By marvelous work, Queed closed up the twenty-five minutes of time he
+had bestowed upon Fifi, and pulled into supper only three minutes behind
+running-time. Afterwards, he sat in the Scriptorium, his face like a
+carven image, the sacred Schedule in his hands. For it had come down to
+that. Either he must at any cost hew his way back to the fastness of his
+early days, or he must corrupt the Schedule yet again.
+
+Every minute that he took away from his book meant just that much delay
+in giving the great work to the world. That fact was the eternal
+backbone of all his consciousness. On the other balance of his personal
+equation, there was Buck Klinker and there was Fifi Paynter.
+
+Klinker evidently felt that all bars were down as to him. It would be a
+hard world indeed if a trainer was denied free access to his only pupil,
+and Klinker, though he had but the one, was always in as full blast as
+Muldoon's. He had acquired a habit of "dropping in" at all hours,
+especially late at night, which, to say the least, was highly wasteful
+of time. It was Queed's privilege to tell Klinker that he must keep away
+from the Scriptorium; but in that case Klinker might fairly retort that
+he would no longer give the Doc free physical culture. Did he care to
+bring that issue to the touch? No, he did not. In fact, he must admit
+that he had a distinct need of Buck, a distinct dependence upon him, for
+awhile yet at any rate. So he could make no elimination of the
+non-essential there.
+
+Then there was Fifi. In a week, or possibly two weeks, Fifi would
+doubtless reappear in his dining-room, and if she had no lessons to
+trouble him with, she would at any rate feel herself free to talk to him
+whenever the whim moved her. Had she not let out this very day that she
+considered that she had a kind of title to his time? So it would be to
+the end of the chapter. It had been his privilege to tell Fifi that he
+could not spare her another minute of time till his work was
+finished.... Had been--but no longer was. Looking back now, he found it
+impossible to reconstruct the chain of impulse and circumstance which
+had trapped him into it, but the stark fact was that his own lips had
+authorized Fifi to profane at will his holy time. Not three hours before
+he had been betrayed into weakly telling her that he was her friend. He
+was a man of truth and honor. He could not possibly get back of that
+confession of friendship, or of the privileges it bestowed. So there was
+no elimination of the non-essential he could make there.
+
+These were the short and ugly facts. And now he must take official
+cognizance of them.
+
+With a leaden heart and the hands of lamentation, he took the Schedule
+to pieces and laboriously fitted it together again with a fire-new item
+in its midst. The item was Human Intercourse, and to it he allotted the
+sum of thirty minutes per diem.
+
+It was a historic moment in his life, and, unlike most men at such
+partings of the ways, he was fully conscious of it. Nevertheless, he
+passed straight from it to another performance hardly less
+extraordinary. From his table drawer he produced a little memorandum
+book, and in it--just below a diagram of a new chest-developing exercise
+invented last night by Klinker--he jotted down the things that Fifi said
+a man must do to be like other men.
+
+A clean half-hour remained before he must go and call on the young lady
+with the tom-boy name, Charles Weyland, who knew "what the public
+liked." He spent it, he, the indefatigable minute-shaver, sitting with
+the head that no longer ached clamped in his hand. It had been the most
+disturbing day of his life, but he was not thinking of that exactly. He
+was thinking what a mistake it had been to leave New York. There he had
+had but two friends with no possibility of getting any more. Here--it
+was impossible to blink the fact any longer--he already had two, with at
+least two more determinedly closing in on him. He had Fifi and he had
+Buck--yes, Buck; the young lady Charles Weyland had offered him her
+friendship this very day; and unless he looked alive he would wake up
+some morning to find that Nicolovius also had captured him as a friend.
+
+He was far better off in New York, where days would go by in which he
+never saw Tim or Murphy Queed. And yet ... did he want to go back?
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+ _"Taking the Little Doctor Down a Peg or Two": as performed for the
+ First and Only Time by Sharlee Weyland._
+
+
+The Star that fought in its course for men through Sharlee Weyland was
+of the leal and resolute kind. It did not swerve at a squall. Sharlee
+had thought the whole thing out, and made up her mind. Gentle raillery,
+which would do everything necessary in most cases, would be wholly
+futile here. She must doff all gloves and give the little Doctor the
+dressing-down of his life. She must explode a mine under that enormously
+exaggerated self-esteem which swamped the young man's personality like a
+goitre. Sharlee did not want to do this. She liked Mr. Queed, in a
+peculiar sort of way, and yet she had to make it impossible for him ever
+to speak to her again. Her nature was to give pleasure, and therefore
+she was going to do her utmost to give him pain. She wanted him to like
+her, and consequently she was going to insult him past forgiveness. And
+she was not even sure that it was going to do him any good.
+
+When her guest walked into her little back parlor that evening, Sharlee
+was feeling very self-sacrificing and noble. However, she merely looked
+uncommonly pretty and tremendously engrossed in herself. She was in
+evening dress. It was Easter Monday, and at nine, as it chanced, she was
+to go out under the escortage of Charles Gardiner West to some
+forgathering of youth and beauty. But her costume was so perfectly
+suited to the little curtain-raiser called Taking the Little Doctor Down
+a Peg or Two, that it might have been appointed by a clever
+stage-manager with that alone in mind. She was the haughty beauty, the
+courted princess, graciously bestowing a few minutes from her crowding
+fêtes upon some fourth-rate dependant. And indeed the little Doctor,
+with his prematurely old face and his shabby clothes, rather looked the
+part of the dependant. Sharlee's greeting was of the briefest.
+
+"Ah, Mr. Queed.... Sit down."
+
+Her negligent nod set him away at an immense distance; even he was aware
+that Charles Weyland had undergone some subtle but marked change since
+the morning. The colored maid who had shown him in was retained to
+button her mistress' long gloves. It proved to be a somewhat slow
+process. Over the mantel hung a gilt-framed mirror, as wide as the
+mantel itself. To this mirror, the gloves buttoned, Miss Weyland passed,
+and reviewed her appearance with slow attention, giving a pat here,
+making a minor readjustment there. But this survey did not suffice for
+details, it seemed; a more minute examination was needed; over the floor
+she trailed with leisurely grace, and rang the bell.
+
+"Oh, Mary--my vanity-box, please. On the dressing-table."
+
+Seating herself under the lamp, she produced from the contrivance the
+tiniest little mirror ever seen. As she raised it to let it perform its
+dainty function, her glance fell on Queed, sitting darkly in his
+rocking-chair. A look of mild surprise came into her eye: not that it
+was of any consequence, but plainly she had forgotten that he was there.
+
+"Oh ... You don't mind waiting a few minutes?"
+
+"I do m--"
+
+"You promised half an hour I think? Never fear that I shall take
+longer--"
+
+"I did not promise half an hour for such--"
+
+"It was left to me to decide in what way the time should be employed, I
+believe. What I have to say can be said briefly, but to you, at least,
+it should prove immensely interesting." She stifled a small yawn with
+the gloved finger-tips of her left hand. "However, of course don't let
+me keep you if you are pressed for time."
+
+The young man made no reply. Sharlee completed at her leisure her
+conference with the vanity-box; snapped the trinket shut; and, rising,
+rang the bell again. This time she required a glass of water for her
+good comfort. She drank it slowly, watching herself in the mantel mirror
+as she did so, and setting down the glass, took a new survey of her
+whole effect, this time in a long-distance view.
+
+"Now, Mr. Queed!"
+
+She sat down in a flowered arm-chair so large that it engulfed her, and
+fixed him with a studious, puckering gaze as much as to say: "Let's see.
+Now, what was his trouble?"
+
+"Ah, yes!--the _Post_."
+
+She glanced at the little clock on the mantel, appeared to gather in her
+thoughts from remote and brilliant places, and addressed the dingy youth
+briskly but not unkindly.
+
+"Unfortunately, I have an engagement this evening and can give you very
+little time. You will not mind if I am brief. Here, then, is the case. A
+man employed in a minor position on a newspaper is notified that he is
+to be discharged for incompetence. He replies that, so far from being
+discharged, he will be promoted at the end of a month, and will
+eventually be made editor of the paper. Undoubtedly this is a
+magnificent boast, but to make it good means a complete transformation
+in the character of this man's work--namely, from entire incompetence to
+competence of an unusual sort, all within a month's time. You are the
+man who has made this extraordinary boast. To clear the ground before I
+begin to show you where your trouble is, please tell me how you propose
+to make it good."
+
+Not every man feeling inside as the little Doctor felt at that moment
+would have answered with such admirable calm.
+
+"I purpose," he corrected her, "to take the files of the _Post_ for the
+past few years and read all of Colonel Cowles's amusing articles. He, I
+am informed, is the editorial mogul and paragon. I purpose to study
+those articles scientifically, to analyze them, to take them apart and
+see exactly how they are put together. I purpose to destroy my own
+style and build up another one precisely like the Colonel's--if
+anything, a shade more so. In short I purpose to learn to write like an
+ass, of asses, for asses."
+
+"That is your whole programme?"
+
+"It is more than enough, I think."
+
+"Ah?" She paused a moment, looking at him with faint, distant amusement.
+"Now, as my aunt's business woman, I, of course, take an interest in the
+finances of her boarders. Therefore I had better begin at once looking
+about for a new place for you after May 15th. What other kinds of work
+do you think yourself qualified to do, besides editorial writing and the
+preparation of thesauruses?"
+
+He looked at her darkly. "You imagine that the _Post_ will discharge me
+on May 15th?"
+
+"There is nothing in the world that seems to me so certain."
+
+"And why?"
+
+"Why will the Post discharge you? For exactly the same reason it
+promises to discharge you now. Incompetence."
+
+"You agree with Colonel Cowles, then? You consider me incompetent to
+write editorials for the _Post_?"
+
+"Oh, totally. And it goes a great deal deeper than style, I assure you.
+Mr. Queed, you're all wrong from the beginning."
+
+Her eyes left his face; went first to the clock; glanced around the
+room. Sharlee's dress was blue, and her neck was as white as a wave's
+foamy tooth. Her manner was intended to convey to Mr. Queed that he was
+the smallest midge on all her crowded horizon. It did not, of course,
+have that effect, but it did arrest and pique his attention most
+successfully. It was in his mind that Charles Weyland had been of some
+assistance to him in first suggesting work on the _Post_; and again
+about the roses for Fifi. He was still ready to believe that she might
+have some profitable suggestion about his new problem. Was she not that
+"public" and that "average reader" which he himself so despised and
+detested? Yet he could not imagine where such a little pink and white
+chit found the hardihood to take this tone with one of the foremost
+scientists of modern times.
+
+"You interest me. I am totally incompetent now; I will be totally
+incompetent on May 15th; this because I am all wrong from the beginning.
+Pray proceed."
+
+Sharlee, her thoughts recalled, made a slight inclination of her head.
+"Forgive my absent-mindedness. First, then, as to why you are a failure
+as an editorial writer. You are quite mistaken in supposing that it is a
+mere question of style, though right in regarding your style as in
+itself a fatal handicap. However, the trouble has its root in your
+amusing attitude of superiority to the work. You think of editorial
+writing as small hack-work, entirely beneath the dignity of a man who
+has had one or two articles accepted by a prehistoric magazine which
+nobody reads. In reality, it is one of the greatest and most splendid of
+all professions, fit to call out the very best of a really big man. You
+chuckle and sneer at Colonel Cowles and think yourself vastly his
+superior as an editorial writer, when, in the opinion of everybody else,
+he is in every way your superior. I doubt if the _Post_ has a single
+reader who would not prefer to read an article by him, on any subject,
+to reading an article by you. I doubt if there is a paper in the world
+that would not greatly prefer him as an editor to you--"
+
+"You are absurdly mistaken," he interrupted coldly. "I might name
+various papers--"
+
+"Yes, the _Political Science Quarterly_ and the _Journal of the
+Anthropological Institute_." Sharlee smiled tolerantly, and immediately
+resumed: "When you sit down at the office to write an article, whom do
+you think you are writing for? A company of scientists? An institute of
+gray-bearded scholars? An academy of fossilized old doctors of laws?
+There are not a dozen people of that sort who read the _Post_. Has it
+never occurred to you to call up before your mind's eye the people you
+actually are writing for? You can see them any day as you walk along the
+street. Go into a street car at six o'clock any night and look
+around at the faces. There is your public, the readers of the
+_Post_--shop-clerks, stenographers, factory-hands, office-men, plumbers,
+teamsters, drummers, milliners. Look at them. Have you anything to say
+to interest them? Think. If they were to file in here now and ask you to
+make a few remarks, could you, for the life of you, say one single thing
+that would interest them?"
+
+"I do not pretend, or aspire," said Mr. Queed, "to dispense frothy
+nothings tricked out to beguile the tired brick-layer. My duty is to
+give forth valuable information and ripened judgment couched in
+language--"
+
+"No, your duty is to get yourself read; if you fail there you fail
+everywhere. Is it possible that you don't begin to grasp that point yet?
+I fancied that your mind was quicker. You appear to think that the duty
+of a newspaper is to back people up against a wall and ram helpful
+statistics into them with a force-pump. You are grotesquely mistaken.
+Your ideal newspaper would not keep a dozen readers in this city: that
+is to say, it would be a complete failure while it lasted and would
+bankrupt Mr. Morgan in six months. A dead newspaper is a useless one,
+the world over. At the same time, every living and good newspaper is a
+little better, spreads a little more sweetness and light, gives out a
+little more valuable information, ripened judgment, et cetera, than the
+vast majority of its readers want or will absorb. The _Post_ is that
+sort of newspaper. It is constantly tugging its readers a little higher
+than they--I mean the majority, and not the cultured few--are willing to
+go. But the _Post_ always recognizes that its first duty is to get
+itself read: if it does not succeed in that, it lacks the principle of
+life and dies. Perhaps the tired bricklayer you speak of, the
+middle-class, commonplace, average people who make up nearly all of the
+world, ought to be interested in John Stuart Mill's attitude toward the
+single-tax. But the fact is that they aren't. The _Post_ wisely deals
+with the condition, and not a theory: it means to get itself read. It is
+your first duty, as a writer for it, to get yourself read. If you fail
+to get yourself read, you are worse than useless to the _Post_. Well,
+you have completely failed to do this, and that is why the _Post_ is
+discharging you. Come, free yourself from exaggerated notions about your
+own importance and look at this simple point with the calm detachment of
+a scientist. The _Post_ can save money, while preserving just the same
+effect, by discharging you and printing every morning a half-column from
+the Encyclopedia Britannica."
+
+She rose quickly, as though her time was very precious, and passed over
+to the table, where a great bowl of violets stood. The room was pretty:
+it had reminded Queed, when he entered it, of Nicolovius's room, though
+there was a softer note in it, as the flowers, the work-bag on the
+table, the balled-up veil and gloves on the mantel-shelf. He had liked,
+too, the soft-shaded lamps; the vague resolve had come to him to install
+a lamp in the Scriptorium later on. But now, thinking of nothing like
+this, he sat in a thick silence gazing at her with unwinking sternness.
+
+Sharlee carefully gathered the violets from the bowl, shook a small
+shower of water from their stems, dried them with a pocket handkerchief
+about the size of a silver dollar. Next she wrapped the stems with
+purple tinfoil, tied them with a silken cord and tassel and laid the
+gorgeous bunch upon a magazine back, to await her further pleasure.
+Then, coming back, she resumed her seat facing the shabby young man she
+was assisting to see himself as others saw him.
+
+"I might," she said, "simply stop there. I might tell you that you are a
+failure as an editorial writer because you have nothing at all to say
+that is of the smallest interest to the great majority of the readers of
+editorials, and would not know how to say it if you had. That would be
+enough to satisfy most men, but I see that I must make things very plain
+and definite for you. Mr. Queed, you are a failure as an editorial
+writer because you are first a failure in a much more important
+direction. You're a failure as a human being--as a man."
+
+She was watching his face lightly, but closely, and so she was on her
+feet as soon as he, and had her hand out before he had even thought of
+making this gesture.
+
+"It is useless for this harangue to continue," he said, with a brow of
+storm. "Your conception of helpful advice ..."
+
+But Sharlee's voice, which had begun as soon as his, drowned him out....
+"Complimented you a little too far, I see. I shall be sure to remember
+after this," she said with such a sweet smile, "that, after all your
+talk, you are just the average man, and want to hear only what flatters
+your little vanity. _Good_-night. So nice to have seen you."
+
+She nodded brightly, with faint amusement, and turning away, moved off
+toward the door at the back. Queed, of course, had no means of knowing
+that she was thinking, almost jubilantly: "I _knew_ that mouth meant
+spirit!" He only knew that, whereas he had meant to terminate the
+interview with a grave yet stinging rebuke to her, she had given the
+effect of terminating the interview with a graceful yet stinging rebuke
+to him. This was not what he wanted in the least. Come to think of it,
+he doubted if he wanted the interview to end at all.
+
+"Miss Weyland ..."
+
+She turned on the threshold of the farther door. "I beg your pardon! I
+thought you'd gone! Your hat?--I think you left it in the hall, didn't
+you?"
+
+"It is not my hat."
+
+"Oh--what is it?"
+
+"God knows," said the little Doctor, hoarsely.
+
+He was standing in the middle of the floor, his hands jammed into his
+trousers pockets, his hair tousled over a troubled brow, his breast torn
+by emotions which were entirely new in his experience and which he
+didn't even know the names of. All the accumulation of his disruptive
+day was upon him. He felt both terrifically upset inside, and interested
+to the degree of physical pain in something or other, he had no idea
+what. Presently he started walking up and down the room, nervous as a
+caged lion, eyes fixed on space or on something within, while Sharlee
+stood in the doorway watching him casually and unsurprised, as though
+just this sort of thing took place in her little parlor regularly, seven
+nights a week.
+
+"Go ahead! Go ahead!" he broke out abruptly, coming to a halt. "Pitch
+into me. Do it for all you're worth. I suppose you think it's what I
+need."
+
+"Certainly," said Sharlee, pleasantly.
+
+She stood beside her chair again, flushed with a secret sense of
+victory, liking him more for his temper and his control than she ever
+could have liked him for his learning. But it was not her idea that the
+little Doctor had got it anywhere near hard enough as yet.
+
+"Won't you sit down, Mr. Queed?"
+
+It appeared that Mr. Queed would.
+
+"I am paying you the extraordinary compliment," said Sharlee, "of
+talking to you as others might talk about you behind your back--in fact,
+as everybody does talk about you behind your back. I do this on the
+theory that you are a serious and honest-minded man, sincerely
+interested in learning the truth about yourself and your failures, so
+that you may correct them. If you are interested only in having your
+vanity fed by flattering fictions, please say so right now. I have no
+time," she said, hardly able for her life to suppress a smile, "for
+butterflies and triflers."
+
+_Butterflies and triflers!_ Mr. Queed, proprietor of the famous
+Schedule, a butterfly and a trifler!
+
+He said in a muffled voice: "Proceed."
+
+"Since an editorial writer," said Sharlee, seating herself and beginning
+with a paragraph as neat as a public speaker's, "must be able, as his
+first qualification, to interest the common people, it is manifest that
+he must be interested in the common people. He must feel his bond of
+humanity with them, sympathize with them, like them, love them. This is
+the great secret of Colonel Cowles's success as an editor. A fine
+gentleman by birth, breeding, and tradition, he is yet always a human
+being among human beings. All his life he has been doing things with and
+for the people. He went all through the war, and you might have thought
+the whole world depended on him, the way he went up Cemetery Ridge on
+the 3rd of July, 1863. He was shot all to pieces, but they patched him
+together, and the next year there he was back in the fighting around
+Petersburg. After the war he was a leader against the carpet-baggers,
+and if this State is peaceful and prosperous and comfortable for you to
+live in now, it is because of what men like him and my father did a
+generation ago. When he took the _Post_ he went on just the same,
+working and thinking and fighting for men and with men, and all in the
+service of the people. I suppose, of course, his views through all these
+years have not always been sound, but they have always been honest and
+honorable, sensible, manly, and sweet. And they have always had a
+practical relation with the life of the people. The result is that he
+has thousands and thousands of readers who feel that their day has been
+wanting in something unless they have read what he has to say. There is
+Colonel Cowles--Does this interest you, Mr. Queed? If not, I need not
+weary us both by continuing."
+
+He again requested her, in the briefest possible way, to proceed.
+
+"Well! There is Colonel Cowles, whom you presume to despise, because you
+know, or think you know, more political and social science than he does.
+Where you got your preposterously exaggerated idea of the value of
+text-book science I am at a loss to understand. The people you aspire to
+lead--for that is what an editorial writer must do--care nothing for it.
+That tired bricklayer whom you dismiss with such contempt of course
+cares nothing for it. But that bricklayer is the People, Mr. Queed. He
+is the very man that Colonel Cowles goes to, and puts his hand on his
+shoulder, and tries to help--help him to a better home, better education
+for his children, more and more wholesome pleasures, a higher and
+happier living. Colonel Cowles thinks of life as an opportunity to live
+with and serve the common, average, everyday people. You think of it as
+an opportunity to live by yourself and serve your own ambition. He
+writes to the hearts of the people. You write to the heads of
+scientists. Doubtless it will amaze you to be told that his paragraph on
+the death of Moses Page, the Byrds' old negro butler, was a far more
+useful article in every way than your long critique on the currency
+system of Germany which appeared in the same issue. Colonel Cowles is a
+big-hearted human being. You--you are a scientific formula. And the
+worst of it is that _you're proud of it!_ The hopeless part of it is
+that you actually consider a few old fossils as bigger than the live
+people all around you! How can I show you your terrible mistake?... Why,
+Mr. Queed, the life and example of a little girl ..." she stopped,
+rather precipitately, stared hard at her hands, which were folded in her
+lap, and went resolutely on: "The life and example of a little girl like
+Fifi are worth more than all the text-books you will ever write."
+
+A silence fell. In the soft lamplight of the pretty room, Queed sat
+still and silent as a marble man; and presently Sharlee, plucking
+herself together, resumed:--
+
+"Perhaps you now begin to glimpse a wider difference between yourself
+and Colonel Cowles than mere unlikeness of literary style. If you
+continue to think this difference all in your own favor, I urge you to
+abandon any idea of writing editorials for the _Post_. If on the other
+hand, you seriously wish to make good your boast of this morning, I urge
+you to cease sneering at men like Colonel Cowles, and humbly begin to
+try to imitate them. I say that you are a failure as an editorial writer
+because you are a failure as a man, and I say that you are a failure as
+a man because you have no relation at all with man's life. You aspire to
+teach and lead human beings, and you have not the least idea what a
+human being is, and not the slightest wish to find out. All around you
+are men, live men of flesh and blood, who are moving the world, and you,
+whipping out your infinitesimal measuring-rod, dismiss them as inferior
+cattle who know nothing of text-book science. Here is a real and living
+world, and you roll through it like a billiard-ball. And all because you
+make the fatal error of mistaking a sorry handful of mummies for the
+universe."
+
+"It is a curious coincidence," said Queed, with great but deceptive
+mildness, "that Fifi said much the same thing to me, though in quite a
+different way, this afternoon."
+
+"She told me. But Fifi was not the first. You had the same advice from
+your father two months ago."
+
+"My father?"
+
+"You have not forgotten his letter that you showed me in your office one
+afternoon?"
+
+It seemed that he had; but he had it in his pocket, as it chanced, and
+dug it out, soiled and frayed from long confinement. Stooping forward to
+introduce it into the penumbra of lamplight, he read over the
+detective-story message: "_Make friends: mingle with people and learn to
+like them. This is the earnest injunction of Your father_."
+
+"You complain of your father's treatment of you," said Sharlee, "but he
+offered you a liberal education there, and you declined to take it."
+
+She glanced at the clock, turned about to the table and picked up her
+beautiful bouquet. A pair of long bodkins with lavender glass heads were
+waiting, it appeared; she proceeded to pin on her flowers, adjusting
+them with careful attention; and rising, again reviewed herself in the
+mantel-mirror. Then she sat down once more, and calmly said:
+
+"As you are a failure as an editorial writer and as a man, so you are a
+failure as a sociologist ..."
+
+It was the last straw, the crowning blasphemy. She hardly expected him
+to endure it, and he did not; she was glad to have it so. But the
+extreme mildness with which he interrupted her almost unnerved her, so
+confidently had she braced herself for violence.
+
+"Do you mind if we omit that? I think I have heard enough about my
+failures for one night."
+
+He had risen, but stood, for a wonder, irresolute. It was too evident
+that he did not know what to do next. Presently, having nowhere else to
+go, he walked over to the mantel-shelf and leant his elbow upon it,
+staring down at the floor. A considerable interval passed, broken only
+by the ticking of the clock before he said:--
+
+"You may be an authority on editorial writing--even on manhood--life.
+But I can hardly recognize you in that capacity as regards sociology."
+
+Sharlee made no reply. She had no idea that the young man's dismissal
+from the _Post_ had been a crucifixion to him, an unendurable infamy
+upon his virginal pride of intellect. She had no conception of his
+powers of self-control, which happened to be far greater than her own,
+and she would have given worlds to know what he was thinking at that
+moment. For her part she was thinking of him, intensely, and in a
+personal way. Manners he had none, but where did he get his manner? Who
+had taught him to bow in that way? He had mentioned insults: where had
+he heard of insults, this stray who had raised himself in the house of a
+drunken policeman?
+
+"Well," said Queed, with the utmost calmness, "you might tell me, in a
+word, why you think I am a failure as a sociologist."
+
+"You are a failure as a sociologist," said Sharlee, immediately, "for
+the same reason as both your other failures: you are wholly out of
+relation with real life. Sociology is the science of human society. You
+know absolutely nothing about human society, except what other men have
+found out and written down in text-books. You say that you are an
+evolutionary sociologist. Yet a wonderful demonstration in social
+evolution is going on all around you, and _you don't even know it_. You
+are standing here directly between two civilizations. On the one side
+there are Colonel Cowles and my old grandmother--mother of your
+landlady, plucky dear! On the other there are our splendid young men,
+men who, with traditions of leisure and cultured idleness in their
+blood, have pitched in with their hands and heads to make this State
+_hum_, and will soon be meeting and beating your Northern young men at
+every turn. On one side there is the old slaveholding aristocracy; on
+the other the finest Democracy in the world; and here and now human
+society is evolving from one thing to the other. A real sociologist
+would be absorbed in watching this marvelous process: social evolution
+actually surprised in her workshop. But you--I doubt if you even knew it
+was going on. A tremendous social drama is being acted out under your
+very window and you yawn and _pull down the blind_."
+
+There was a brief silence. In the course of it the door-bell was heard
+to ring; soon the door opened; a masculine murmur; then the maid Mary's
+voice, clearly: "Yassuh, she's in.... Won't you rest your coat, Mr.
+West?"
+
+Mary entered the little back parlor, a card upon a tray. "Please draw
+the folding doors," said Sharlee. "Say that I'll be in in a few
+minutes."
+
+They were alone once more, she and the little Doctor; the silence
+enfolded them again; and she broke it by saying the last word she had to
+say.
+
+"I have gone into detail because I wanted to make the unfavorable
+impression you produce upon your little world clear to you, for once.
+But I can sum up all that I have said in less than six words. If you
+remember anything at all that I have said, I wish you would remember
+this. Mr. Queed, you are afflicted with a fatal malady. Your cosmos is
+all Ego."
+
+She started to rise, thought better of it, and sat still in her flowered
+chair full in the lamplight. The little Doctor stood at the
+mantel-shelf, his elbow upon it, and the silence lengthened. To do
+something, Sharlee pulled off her right long glove and slowly put it
+back again. Then she pulled off her left long glove, and about the time
+she was buttoning the last button he began speaking, in a curious,
+lifeless voice.
+
+"I learned to read when I was four years old out of a copy of the New
+York _Evening Post_. It came to the house, I remember, distinctly,
+wrapped around two pork chops. That seemed to be all the reading matter
+we had in the house for a long time--I believe Tim was in hard luck in
+those days--and by the time I was six I had read that paper all through
+from beginning to end, five times. I have wondered since if that
+incident did not give a bent to my whole mind. If you are familiar with
+the _Evening Post_, you may appreciate what I mean.... It came out in me
+exactly like a duck's yearning for water; that deep instinct for the
+printed word. Of course Tim saw that I was different from him. He helped
+me a little in the early stages, and then he stood back, awed by my
+learning, and let me go my own gait. When I was about eight, I learned
+of the existence of public libraries. I daresay it would surprise you to
+know the books I was reading in this period of my life--and writing too:
+for in my eleventh year I was the author of a one-volume history of the
+world, besides several treatises. And I early began to think, too. What
+was the fundamental principle underlying the evolution of a higher and
+higher human type? How could this principle be unified through all
+branches of science and reduced to an operable law? Questions such as
+these kept me awake at night while I still wore short trousers. At
+fourteen I was boarding alone in a kind of tenement on the East Side. Of
+course I was quite different from all the people around me. Different. I
+don't remember that they showed any affectionate interest in me, and why
+on earth should they? As I say, I was different. There was nothing there
+to suggest a conception of that brotherhood of man you speak of. I was
+born with this impulse for isolation and work, and everything that
+happened to me only emphasized it. I never had a day's schooling in my
+life, and never a word of advice or admonition--never a scolding in all
+my life till now. Here is a point on which your Christian theory of
+living seems to me entirely too vague: how to reconcile individual
+responsibility with the forces of heredity and circumstance. From my
+point of view your talk would have been better rounded if you had
+touched on that. Still, it was striking and interesting as it was. I
+like to hear a clear statement of a point of view, and that your
+statement happens to riddle me, personally, of course does not affect
+the question in any way. If I regard human society and human life too
+much as the biologist regards his rabbit, which appears to be the gist
+of your criticism, I can at least cheerfully take my own turn on the
+operating table as occasion requires. There is, of course, a great deal
+that I might say in reply, but I do not understand that either of us
+desires a debate. I will simply assert that your fundamental conception
+of life, while novel and piquant, will not hold water for a moment. Your
+conception is, if I state it fairly, that a man's life, to be useful, to
+be a life of service, must be given immediately to his fellows. He must
+do visible and tangible things with other men. I think a little
+reflection will convince you that, on the contrary, much or most of the
+best work of the world has been done by men whose personal lives were
+not unlike my own. There was Palissy, to take a familiar minor instance.
+Of course his neighbors saw in him only a madman whose cosmos was all
+Ego. Yet people are grateful to Palissy to-day, and think little of the
+suffering of his wife and children. Newton was no genial leader of the
+people. Bacon could not even be loyal to his friends. The living world
+around Socrates put him to death. The world's great wise men, inventors,
+scientists, philosophers, prophets, have not usually spent their days
+rubbing elbows with the bricklayer. Yet these men have served their race
+better than all the good-fellows that ever lived. To each his gifts. If
+I succeed in reducing the principle of human evolution to its eternal
+law, I need not fear the judgment of posterity upon my life. I shall, in
+fact, have performed the highest service to humankind that a finite mind
+can hope to compass. Nevertheless, I am impressed by much that you say.
+I daresay a good deal of it is valuable. All of it I engage to analyze
+and consider dispassionately at my leisure. Meantime, I thank you for
+your interest in the matter. Good-evening."
+
+"Mr. Queed."
+
+Sharlee rose hurriedly, since hurry was so evidently necessary. She felt
+profoundly stirred, she hardly knew why; all her airs of a haughty
+princess were fled; and she intercepted him with no remnant of her
+pretense that she was putting a shabby inferior in his place.
+
+"I want to tell you," she said, somewhat nervously, "that I--I--admire
+very much the way you've taken this. No ordinary man would have listened
+with such--"
+
+"I never pretended to be an ordinary man."
+
+He moved, but she stood unmoving in front of him, the pretty portrait of
+a lady in blue, and the eyes that she fastened upon him reminded him
+vaguely of Fifi's.
+
+"Perhaps I--should tell you," said Sharlee, "just why I--"
+
+"Now don't," he said, smiling faintly at her with his old air of a
+grandfather--"don't spoil it all by saying that you didn't mean it."
+
+Under his smile she colored a little, and, despite herself, looked
+confused. He took advantage of her embarrassment to pass her with
+another bow and go out, leaving her struggling desperately with the
+feeling that he had got the best of her after all.
+
+But the door opened again a little way, almost at once, and the
+trim-cut, academic face, with the lamplight falling upon the round
+glasses and blotting them out in a yellow smudge, appeared in the
+crevice.
+
+"By the way, you were wrong in saying that I pulled down my blind on the
+evolutionary process now going on in the South. I give four thousand
+words to it in my Historical Perspective, volume one."
+
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+ _In which Klinker quotes Scripture, and Queed has helped Fifi with
+ her Lessons for the Last Time._
+
+
+The tax-articles in the _Post_ had ceased after the adjournment of the
+Legislature, which body gave no signs of ever having heard of them. Mr.
+Queed's new series dealt authoritatively with "Currency Systems of the
+World." He polished the systems off at the rate of three a week. But he
+had asked and obtained permission to submit, also, voluntary
+contributions on topics of his own choosing, and now for a fortnight
+these offerings had died daily in Colonel Cowles's waste-basket.
+
+As for his book, Queed could not bear to think of it in these days.
+Deliberately he had put a winding-sheet about his heart's desire, and
+laid it away in a drawer, until such time as he had indisputably
+qualified himself to be editor of the _Post_. Having qualified, he could
+open that drawer again, with a rushing access of stifled ardor, and
+await the Colonel's demise; but to do this, he figured now, would take
+him not less than two months and a half. Two months and a half wrenched
+from the Schedule! That sacred bill of rights not merely corrupted, but
+for a space nullified and cancelled! Yes, it was the ultimate sacrifice
+that outraged pride of intellect had demanded; but the young man would
+not flinch. And there were moments when Trainer Klinker was startled by
+the close-shut misery of his face.
+
+The Scriptorium had been degraded into a sickening school of journalism.
+Day after day, night after night, Queed sat at his tiny table poring
+over back files of the _Post_, examining Colonel Cowles's editorials as
+a geologist examines a Silurian deposit. He analyzed, classified,
+tabulated, computed averages, worked out underlying laws; and
+gradually, with great travail--for the journalese language was to him as
+Greek to another--he deduced from a thousand editorials a few broad
+principles, somewhat as follows:--
+
+1. That the Colonel dealt with a very wide range of concrete topics,
+including many that appeared extremely trivial. (Whereas he, Queed, had
+dealt almost exclusively with abstract principles, rarely taking
+cognizance of any event that had happened later than 1850.)
+
+2. That nearly all the Colonel's "best" articles--_i.e._, best-liked,
+most popular: the kind that Major Brooke and Mr. Bylash, or even Miss
+Miller, were apt to talk about at the supper-table--dealt with topics of
+a purely local and ephemeral interest.
+
+3. That the Colonel never went deeply or exhaustively into any group of
+facts, but that, taking one broad simple hypothesis as his text, he
+hammered that over and over, saying the same thing again and again in
+different ways, but always with a wealth of imagery and picturesque
+phrasing.
+
+4. That the Colonel invariably got his humorous effects by a
+good-natured but sometimes sharp ridicule, the process of which was to
+exaggerate the argument or travesty the cause he was attacking until it
+became absurd.
+
+5. That the Colonel, no matter what his theme, always wrote with vigor
+and heat and color: so that even if he were dealing with something on
+the other side of the world, you might suppose that he, personally, was
+intensely gratified or extremely indignant about it, as the case might
+be.
+
+These principles Queed was endeavoring, with his peculiar faculty for
+patient effort, to apply practically in his daily offerings. It is
+enough to say that he found the task harder than Klinker's Exercises,
+and that the little article on the city's method of removing garbage,
+which failed to appear in this morning's _Post_, had stood him seven
+hours of time.
+
+It was a warm rainy night in early May. Careful listening disclosed the
+fact that Buck Klinker, who had as usual walked up from the gymnasium
+with Queed, was changing his shoes in the next room, preparatory for
+supper. Otherwise the house was very still. Fifi had been steadily
+reported "not so well" for a long time and, for two days, very ill.
+Queed sitting before the table, his gas ablaze and his shade up, tilted
+back his chair and thought of her now. All at once, with no conscious
+volition on his part, he found himself saying over the startling little
+credo that Fifi had suggested for his taking, on the day he sent her the
+roses.
+
+_To like men and do the things that men do. To smoke. To laugh. To joke
+and tell funny stories. To take a ..._
+
+The door of the Scriptorium-editorium opened and Buck Klinker, entering
+without formalities, threw himself, according to his habit, upon the
+tiny bed. This time he came by invitation, to complete the decidedly
+interesting conversation upon which the two men had walked up town; but
+talk did not at once begin. A book rowelled the small of Klinker's back
+as he reclined upon the pillow, and plucking it from beneath him, he
+glanced at the back of it.
+
+"_Vanity Fair_. Didn't know you ever read story-books, Doc."
+
+The Doc did not answer. He was occupied with the thought that not one of
+the things that Fifi had urged upon him did he at present do. Smoking he
+could of course take up at any time. Buck Klinker worked in a
+tobacconist's shop; it might be a good idea to consult him as to what
+was the best way to begin. As for telling funny stories--did he for the
+life of him know one to tell? He racked his brain in vain. There were
+two books that he remembered having seen in the Astor Library, _The
+Percy Anecdotes_, and Mark Lemon's _Jest Book_; perhaps the State
+Library had them.... Stay! Did not Willoughby himself somewhere
+introduce an anecdote of a distinctly humorous nature?
+
+"It ain't much," said Buck, dropping Thackeray to the floor. "I read the
+whole thing once.--No, I guess I'm thinkin' of _The County Fair_, a
+drammer that I saw at the Bee-jou. But I guess they're all the same,
+those Fairs."
+
+"Say Doc," he went on presently, "I'm going to double you on Number
+Seven, beginning from to-morrow, hear?"
+
+Number Seven was one of the stiffest of Klinker's Exercises for All
+Parts of the Body. Queed looked up absently.
+
+"That's right," said his trainer, inexorably. "It's just what you need.
+I had a long talk with Smithy, last night."
+
+"Buck," said the Doctor, clearing his throat, "have I ever--ahem--told
+you of the famous reply of Dr. Johnson to the Billingsgate fishwives?"
+
+"Johnson? Who? Fat, sandy-haired man lives on Third Street?"
+
+"No, Dr. Samuel Johnson, the well-known English author and--character.
+It is related that on one occasion Dr. Johnson approached the fishwives
+at Billingsgate to purchase of their wares. The exact details of the
+story are not altogether clear in my memory, but, as I recall it,
+something the good Doctor said angered these women, for they began
+showering him with profane and blasphemous names. At this style of
+language the fishwives are said to be extremely proficient. What do you
+fancy that Dr. Johnson called them in return? But you could hardly
+guess. He called them parallelopipedons. I am not entirely certain
+whether it was parallelopipedons or isosceles triangles. Possibly there
+are two versions of the story."
+
+Buck stared at him, frankly and greatly bewildered, and noticed that the
+little Doctor was staring at him, with strong marks of anxiety on his
+face.
+
+"I should perhaps say," added Queed, "that parallelopipedons and
+isosceles triangles are not profane or swearing words at all. They are,
+in fact, merely the designations applied to geometrical figures."
+
+"Oh," said Klinker. "Oh."
+
+There was a brief pause.
+
+"Ah, well!... Go on with what you were telling me as we walked up,
+then!"
+
+"Sure thing. But I don't catch the conversation. What was all that con
+you were giving me--?"
+
+"Con?"
+
+"About Johnson and the triangles."
+
+"It simply occurred to me to tell you a funny story, of the sort that
+men are known to like, with the hope of amusing you--"
+
+"Why, that wasn't a funny story, Doc."
+
+"I assure you that it was."
+
+"Don't see it," said Klinker.
+
+"That is not my responsibility, in any sense."
+
+Thus Doctor Queed, sitting stiffly on his hard little chair, and gazing
+with annoyance at Klinker through the iron bars at the foot of the bed.
+
+"Blest if I pipe," said Buck, and scratched his head.
+
+"I cannot both tell the stories and furnish the brains to appreciate
+them. Kindly proceed with what you were telling me."
+
+So Buck, obliging but mystified, dropped back upon the bed and
+proceeded, tooth-pick energetically at work. His theme was a problem
+with which nearly every city is unhappily familiar. In Buck's
+terminology, it was identified as "The Centre Street mashers": those
+pimply, weak-faced, bad-eyed young men who congregate at prominent
+corners every afternoon, especially Saturdays, to smirk at the
+working-girls, and to pass, wherever they could, from their murmured,
+"Hello, Kiddo," and "Where you goin', baby?" to less innocent things.
+
+Buck's air of leisureliness dropped from him as he talked; his
+orange-stick worked ever more and more furiously; his honest voice grew
+passionate as he described conditions as he knew them.
+
+"... And some fool of a girl, no more than a child for knowing what
+she's doin', laughs and answers back--just for the fun of it, not
+looking for harm, and right there's where your trouble begins. Maybe
+that night after doin' the picture shows; maybe another night; but it's
+sure to come. Dammit, Doc, I'm no saint nor sam-singer and I've done
+things I hadn't ought like other men, and woke up shamed the next
+morning, too, but I've got a sister who's a decent good girl as there is
+anywhere, and by God, sir, I'd _kill_ a man who just looked at her with
+the dirty eyes of them little soft-mouth blaggards!"
+
+Queed, unaffectedly interested, asked the usual question--could not the
+girls be taught at home the dangers of such acquaintances?--and Buck
+pulverized it in the usual way.
+
+"Who in blazes is goin' to teach 'em? Don't you know _anything_ about
+what kind of homes they got? Why, man, they're _the sisters of the
+little blaggards!_"
+
+He painted a dark picture of the home-life of many of these girls: its
+hard work and unrelenting poverty; its cheerlessness; the absence of any
+fun; the irresistible allurement of the flashily-dressed stranger who
+jingles money in his pocket and offers to "show a good time." Then he
+told a typical story, the story of a little girl he knew, who worked in
+a department store for three dollars and a half a week, and whose
+drunken father took over the last cent of that every Saturday night.
+This girl's name was Eva Bernheimer, and she was sixteen years old and
+"in trouble."
+
+"You know what, Doc?" Buck ended. "You'd ought to take it up in the
+_Post_--that's what. There's a fine piece to be written, showin' up them
+little hunters."
+
+It was characteristic of Doctor Queed that such an idea had not and
+would not have occurred to him: applying his new science of editorial
+writing to a practical problem dipped from the stream of everyday life
+was still rather beyond him. But it was also characteristic of him that,
+once the idea had been suggested to him, he instantly perceived its
+value. He looked at Buck admiringly through the iron bars.
+
+"You are quite right. There is."
+
+"You know they are trying to get up a reformatory--girls' home, some
+call it. That's all right, if you can't do better, but it don't get to
+the bottom of it. The right way with a thing like this is to _take it
+before it happens!_"
+
+"You are quite right, Buck."
+
+"Yes--but how're you goin' to do it? You sit up here all day and night
+with your books and studies, Doc--where's your cure for a sorry trouble
+like this?"
+
+"That is a fair question. I cannot answer definitely until I have
+studied the situation out in a practical way. But I will say that the
+general problem is one of the most difficult with which social science
+has to deal."
+
+"I know what had ought to be done. The blaggards ought to be shot. Damn
+every last one of them, I say."
+
+Klinker conversed in his anger something like the ladies of
+Billingsgate, but Queed did not notice this. He sat back in his chair,
+absorbedly thinking that here, at all events, was a theme which had
+enough practical relation with life. He himself had seen a group of the
+odious "mashers" with his own eyes; Buck had pointed them out as they
+walked up. Never had a social problem come so close home to him as this:
+not a thing of text-book theories, but a burning issue working out
+around the corner on people that Klinker knew. And Klinker's question
+had been an acute one, challenging the immediate value of social science
+itself.
+
+His thought veered, swept out of its channel by an unwonted wave of
+bitterness. Klinker had offered him this material, Klinker had advised
+him to write an editorial about it, Klinker had pointed out for him, in
+almost a superior way, just where the trouble lay. Nor was this all. Of
+late everybody seemed to be giving him advice. Only the other week it
+was Fifi; and that same day, the young lady Charles Weyland. What was
+there about him that invited this sort of thing?... And he was going to
+take Klinker's advice; he had seized upon it gratefully. Nor could he
+say that he was utterly insensate to Fifi's: he had caught himself
+saying over part of it not ten minutes ago. As for Charles Weyland's
+ripsaw criticisms, he had analyzed them dispassionately, as he had
+promised, and his reason rejected them in toto. Yet he could not
+exactly say that he had wholly purged them out of his mind. No ... the
+fact was that some of her phrases had managed to burn themselves into
+his brain.
+
+Presently Klinker said another thing that his friend the little Doctor
+remembered for a long time.
+
+"Do you know what's the finest line in Scripture, Doc? _But He spake of
+the temple of His body._ I heard a minister get that off in a church
+once, in a sermon, and I don't guess I'll ever forget it. A dandy, ain't
+it?... Exercise and live straight. Keep your temple strong and clean. If
+I was a parson, I tell you, I'd go right to Seventh and Centre next
+Saturday and give a talk to them blaggards on that. _But He spake of_
+..."
+
+Klinker stopped as though he had been shot. A sudden agonized scream
+from downstairs jerked him off the bed and to his feet in a second
+solemn as at the last trump. He stared at Queed wide-eyed, his honest
+red face suddenly white.
+
+"God forgive me for talkin' so loud.... I'd ought to have known...."
+
+"What is it? Who was that?" demanded Queed, startled more by Klinker's
+look than by that scream.
+
+But Klinker only turned and slipped softly out of the door, tipping on
+his toes as though somebody near at hand were asleep.
+
+Queed was left bewildered, and completely at a loss. Whatever the matter
+was, it clearly concerned Buck Klinker. Equally clearly, it did not
+concern him. People had a right to scream if they felt that way, without
+having a horde of boarders hurry out and call them to book.
+
+However, his scientist's fondness for getting at the underlying
+causes--or as some call it, curiosity--presently obtained control of
+him, and he went downstairs.
+
+There is no privacy of grief in the communism of a middle-class
+boarding-house. It is ordered that your neighbor shall gaze upon your
+woe and you shall stare at his anguish, when both are new and raw. That
+cry of pain had been instantly followed by a stir of movement; a little
+shiver ran through the house. Doors opened and shut; voices murmured;
+quick feet sounded on the stairs. Now the boarders were gathered in the
+parlor, very still and solemn, yet not to save their lives unaware that
+for them the humdrum round was to go on just the same. And here, of
+course, is no matter of a boarding-house: for queens must eat though
+kings lie high in state.
+
+To Mrs. Paynter's parlor came a girl, white-faced and shadowy-eyed, but
+for those hours at least, calm and tearless and the mistress of
+herself. The boarders rose as she appeared in the door, and she saw that
+after all she had no need to tell them anything. They came and took her
+hand, one by one, which was the hardest to bear, and even Mr. Bylash
+seemed touched with a new dignity, and even Miss Miller's pompadour
+looked human and sorry. But two faces Miss Weyland did not see among the
+kind-eyed boarders: the old professor, who had locked himself in his
+room, and the little Doctor who was at that moment coming down the
+steps.
+
+"Supper's very late," said she. "Emma and Laura ... have been much
+upset. I'll have it on the table in a minute."
+
+She turned into the hail and saw Queed on the stairs. He halted his
+descent five steps from the bottom, and she came to the banisters and
+stood and looked up at him. And if any memory of their last meeting was
+with them then, neither of them gave any sign of it.
+
+"You know--?"
+
+"No, I don't know," he replied, disturbed by her look, he did not know
+why, and involuntarily lowering his voice. "I came down expressly to
+find out."
+
+"Fifi--She--"
+
+"Is worse again?"
+
+"She ... stopped breathing a few minutes ago."
+
+"_Dead!_"
+
+Sharlee winced visibly at the word, as the fresh stricken always will.
+
+The little Doctor turned his head vaguely away. The house was so still
+that the creaking of the stairs as his weight shifted from one foot to
+another, sounded horribly loud; he noticed it, and regretted having
+moved. The idea of Fifi's dying had of course never occurred to him.
+Something put into his head the simple thought that he would never help
+the little girl with her algebra again, and at once he was conscious of
+an odd and decidedly unpleasant sensation, somewhere far away inside of
+him. He felt that he ought to say something, to sum up his attitude
+toward the unexpected event, but for once in his life he experienced a
+difficulty in formulating his thought in precise language. However, the
+pause was of the briefest.
+
+"I think," said Sharlee, "the funeral will be Monday afternoon.... You
+will go, won't you?"
+
+Queed turned upon her a clouded brow. The thought of taking personal
+part in such mummery as a funeral--"barbaric rites," he called them in
+the forthcoming Work--was entirely distasteful to him. "No," he said,
+hastily. "No, I could hardly do that--"
+
+"Fifi--would like it. It is the last time you will have to do anything
+for her."
+
+"Like it? It is hardly as if she would know--!"
+
+"Mightn't you show your regard for a friend just the same, even if your
+friend was never to know about it?... Besides--I think of these things
+another way, and so did Fifi."
+
+He peered down at her over the banisters, oddly disquieted. The flaring
+gas lamp beat mercilessly upon her face, and it occurred to him that she
+looked tired around her eyes.
+
+"I think Fifi will know ... and be glad," said Sharlee. "She liked and
+admired you. Only day before yesterday she spoke of you. Now she ... has
+gone, and this is the one way left for any of us to show that we are
+sorry."
+
+Long afterwards, Queed thought that if Charles Weyland's lashes had not
+glittered with sudden tears at that moment he would have refused her.
+But her lashes did so glitter, and he capitulated at once; and turning
+instantly went heavy-hearted up the stairs.
+
+
+
+
+XV
+
+ _In a Country Churchyard, and afterwards; of Friends: how they take
+ your Time while they live, and then die, upsetting your Evening's
+ Work; and what Buck Klinker saw in the Scriptorium at 2 a.m._
+
+
+Queed was caught, like many another rationalist before him, by the
+stirring beauty of the burial service of the English church.
+
+Fifi's funeral was in the country, at a little church set down in a
+beautiful grove which reminds all visitors of the saying about God's
+first temples. Near here Mrs. Paynter was born and spent her girlhood;
+here Fifi, before her last illness, had come every Sabbath morning to
+the Sunday-school; here lay the little strip of God's acre that the now
+childless widow called her own. You come by the new electric line, one
+of those high-speed suburban roads which, all over the country, are
+doing so much to persuade city people back to the land. The cars are
+steam-road size. Two of them had been provided for the mourners, and
+there was no room to spare; for the Paynter family connection was large,
+and it seemed that little Fifi had many friends.
+
+From Stop 11, where the little station is, your course is by the
+woodland path; past the little springhouse, over the tiny rustic bridge,
+and so on up the shady slope to the cluster of ancient pines. In the
+grove stood carriages; buggy horses reined to the tall trees; even that
+abomination around a church, the motor of the vandals. In the walk
+through the woods, Queed found himself side by side with a fat,
+scarlet-faced man, who wore a vest with brass buttons and immediately
+began talking to him like a lifelong friend. He was a motorman on the
+suburban line, it seemed, and had known Fifi very well.
+
+"No, sir, I wouldn't believe it when my wife seen it in the paper and
+called it out to me, an' I says there's some mistake, you can be sure,
+and she says no, here it is in the paper, you can read it for y'self.
+But I wouldn't believe it till I went by the house on the way to my run,
+and there was the crape on the door. An' I tell you, suh, I couldn't a
+felt worse if 'twas one o' my own kids. Why, it seems like only the
+other morning she skipped onto my car, laughin' and sayin', 'How are you
+to-day, Mr. Barnes?' Why she and me been buddies for nigh three years,
+and she took my 9.30 north car every Sunday morning, rain or shine, just
+as reg'lar, and was the only one I ever let stand out on _my_ platform,
+bein' strictly agin all rules, and my old partner Hornheim was fired for
+allowin' it, it ain't six months since. But what could I do when she
+asked me, _please, Mr. Barnes_, with that sweet face o' hers, and her
+rememberin' me every Christmas that came along just like I was her
+Pa...."
+
+The motorman talked too much, but he proved useful in finding seats up
+near the front, where, being fat, he took up considerably more than his
+share of room.
+
+Unless Tim had taken him to the Cathedral once, twenty years ago, it was
+the first time that Queed had ever been inside a church. He had read
+Renan at fourteen, finally discarding all religious beliefs in the same
+year. Approximately Spencer's First Cause satisfied his reason, though
+he meant to buttress Spencer's contention in its weakest place and carry
+it deeper than Spencer did. But in fact, the exact limits he should
+assign to religious beliefs as an evolutionary function were still
+indeterminate in his system. He, like all cosmic philosophers, found
+this the most baffling and elusive of all his problems. Meantime, here
+in this little country church, he was to witness the supreme rite of the
+supreme religious belief. There was some compensation for his enforced
+attendance in that thought. He looked about him with genuine and candid
+interest. The hush, the dim light, the rows upon rows of sober-faced
+people, seemed to him properly impressive. He was struck by the wealth
+of flowers massed all over the chancel, and wondered if that was its
+regular state. The pulpit and the lectern; the altar, which he easily
+identified; the stained-glass windows with their obviously symbolic
+pictures; the bronze pipes of the little organ; the unvested choir,
+whose function he vaguely made out--over all these his intelligent eye
+swept, curiously; and lastly it went out of the open window and lost
+itself in the quiet sunny woods outside.
+
+Strange and full of wonder. This incredible instinct for adoration--this
+invincible insistence in believing, in defiance of all reason, that man
+was not born to die as the flesh dies. What, after all, was the full
+significance of this unique phenomenon?
+
+_I am the resurrection and the life, saith the Lord; he that believeth
+in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live...._
+
+A loud resonant voice suddenly cut the hush with these words and
+immediately they were all standing. Queed was among the first to rise;
+the movement was like a reflex action. For there was something in the
+thrilling timbre of that voice that seemed to pull him to his feet
+regardless of his will; something, in fact, that impelled him to crane
+his neck around and peer down the dim aisle to discover immediately who
+was the author of it.
+
+His eye fell on a young man advancing, clad in white robes the like of
+which he had never seen, and wearing the look of the morning upon his
+face. In his hands he bore an open book, but he did not glance at it.
+His head was thrown back; his eyes seemed fastened on something outside
+and beyond the church; and he rolled out the victorious words as though
+he would stake all that he held dearest in this world that their
+prophecy was true.
+
+_Whom I shall see for myself, and_ MINE _eyes shall behold, and not
+another...._
+
+But behind the young man rolled a little stand on wheels, on which lay a
+long box banked in flowers; and though the little Doctor had never been
+at a funeral before, and never in the presence of death, he knew that
+here must lie the mortal remains of his little friend, Fifi. From this
+point onward Queed's interest in the service became, so to say, less
+purely scientific.
+
+There was some antiphonal reciting, and then a long selection which the
+young man in robes read with the same voice of solemn triumph. It is
+doubtful if anybody in the church followed him with the fascinated
+attention of the young evolutionist. Soon the organ rumbled, and the
+little choir, standing, broke into song.
+
+ For all the Saints who from their labors rest....
+
+Saints! Well, well, was it imaginable that they thought of Fifi that way
+_already_? Why, it was only three weeks ago that he had sent her the
+roses and she....
+
+A black-gloved hand, holding an open book, descended out of the dim
+space behind him. It came to him, as by an inspiration, that the book
+was being offered for his use in some mysterious connection. He grasped
+it gingerly, and his friend the motorman, jabbing at the text with a
+scarlet hand, whispered raucously: "'S what they're singin'." But the
+singers had traveled far before the young man was able to find and
+follow them.
+
+ And when the strife is fierce, the warfare long,
+ Steals on the ear the distant triumph song,
+ And hearts are brave again, and arms are strong.
+
+The girls in the choir sang on, untroubled by a doubt:--
+
+ But lo, there breaks a yet more glorious day;
+ The saints triumphant rise in bright array;
+ The King of glory passes on His way.
+
+They marched outside following the flower-banked casket into the little
+cemetery, and Queed stood with bared head like the others, watching the
+committal of dust unto dust. In the forefront of the mournful gathering,
+nearest the grave's edge, there stood three women heavily swathed in
+black. Through all the rite now, suppressed sobbing ran like a motif.
+Soon fell upon all ears the saddest of all sounds, the pitiless thud of
+the first earth upon the stiff lid. On the other side of the irregular
+circle, Queed saw the coarse red motorman; tears were rolling down his
+fat cheeks; but never noticing them he was singing loudly, far off the
+key, from the book the black-gloved hand had given Queed. The hymn they
+were singing now also spoke surely and naturally of the saints. The same
+proud note, the young man observed, ran through the service from
+beginning to end. Hymn and prayer and reading all confidently assumed
+that Fifi was dead only to this mortal eye, but in another world, open
+to all those gathered about the grave for their seeking, she lived in
+some marvelously changed form--her body being made _like unto his own
+glorious body_....
+
+In the homeward-bound car, Queed fully recaptured his poise, and
+redirected his thoughts into rational channels.
+
+The doctrine of the immortality of the soul had not a rational leg to
+stand on. The anima, or spirit, being merely the product of certain
+elements combined in life, was wiped out when those elements dissolved
+their union in death. It was the flame of a candle blown out. Yet with
+what unbelievable persistence this doctrine had survived through
+history. Science had annihilated it again and again, but these people
+resolutely stopped their ears to science. They could not answer science
+with argument, so they had answered her with the axe and the stake; and
+they were still capable of doing that whenever they thought it
+desirable. Strange spectacle! What was the "conflict between Religion
+and Science" but man's desperate struggle against his own reason?
+Benjamin Kidd had that right at any rate.
+
+Yet did these people really believe their doctrine of the saved body and
+the saved soul? They said they did, but did they? If they believed it
+surely, as they believed that this night would be followed by a new day,
+if they believed it passionately as they believed that money is the
+great earthly good, then certainly the biggest of their worldly affairs
+would be less than a grain of sand by the sea against the everlasting
+glories that awaited them. Yet ... look at them all about him in the
+car, these people who told themselves that they had started Fifi on the
+way to be a saint, in which state they expected to remeet her. Did they
+so regard their worldly affairs? By to-morrow they would be at each
+other's throats, squabbling, cheating, slandering, lying, fighting
+desperately to gain some ephemeral advantage--all under the eye of the
+magnificent guerdon they pretended to believe in and knew they were
+jeopardizing by such acts. No, it was pure self-hypnosis. Weak man
+demanded offsets for his earthly woes, and he had concocted them in a
+world of his own imagining. That was the history of man's religions; the
+concoction of other-worldly offsets for worldly woes. In their heart of
+hearts, all knew that they were concoctions, and the haruspices laughed
+when they met each other.
+
+Supper was early at Mrs. Paynter's, as though to atone for the tardiness
+of yesterday. The boarders dispatched it not without recurring
+cheerfulness, broken now and again by fits of decorous silence. You
+could see that by to-morrow, or it might be next day, the house would be
+back in its normal swing again.
+
+Mr. Queed withdrew to his little chamber. He trod the steps softly for
+once, and perhaps this was why, as he passed Mrs. Paynter's room, his
+usually engrossed ear caught the sound of weeping, quiet but
+unrestrained, ceaseless, racking weeping, running on evermore, the
+weeping of Rachel for her children, who would not be comforted.
+
+The little Doctor shut the door of the Scriptorium and lit the gas. So
+far, his custom; but here his whim and his wont parted. Instead of
+seating himself at his table, where the bound _Post_ for January-March,
+1902, awaited his exploration, he laid himself down on his tiny bed.
+
+If he were to die to-night, who would weep for him like that?
+
+The thought had come unbidden to his mind and stuck in his metaphysics
+like a burr. Now he remembered that the question was not entirely a new
+one. Fifi had once asked him who would be sorry if he died, and had
+answered herself by saying that she would. However, Fifi was dead, and
+therefore released from her promise.
+
+Yes, Fifi was dead. He would never help her with her algebra again. The
+thought filled him with vague, unaccountable regrets. He felt that he
+would willingly take twenty minutes a night from the wrecked Schedule to
+have her come back, but unfortunately there was no way of arranging that
+now. He remembered the night he had sent Fifi out of the dining-room for
+coughing, and the remembrance made him distinctly uncomfortable. He
+rather wished that he had told Fifi he was sorry about that, but it was
+too late now. Still he had told her that he was her friend; he was glad
+to remember that. But here, from a new point of view, was the trouble
+about having friends. They took your time while they lived, and then
+they went off and died and upset your evening's work.
+
+Clearly, Fifi left behind many sorrowful friends, as shown by her
+remarkable funeral. If he himself were to die, Tim and Murphy Queed
+would probably feel sorrowful, but they would hardly come to the
+funeral. For one thing, Tim could not come because of his duties on the
+force, and Murphy, for all he knew, was undergoing incarceration. About
+the only person he could think of as a probable attendant at his
+graveside was William Klinker. Yes, Buck would certainly be there,
+though it was asking a good deal to expect him to weep. A funeral
+consisting of only one person would look rather odd to those who were
+familiar with such crowded churches as that he had seen to-day. People
+passing by would nudge each other and say that the dead must have led an
+eccentric life, indeed, to be so alone at the end.... Come to think of
+it, though, there wouldn't be any funeral. He had nothing to do with
+those most interesting but clearly barbaric rites. Of course his body
+would be cremated by directions in the will. The operation would be
+private, attracting no attention from anybody. Buck would make the
+arrangements. He tried to picture Buck weeping near the incinerator, and
+failed.
+
+Then there was his father, whom, in twenty-four years' sharing of the
+world together, he had never met. The man's behavior was odd, to say the
+least. From the world's point of view he had declined to own his son.
+For such an unusual breach of custom, there must be some adequate
+explanation, and the circumstances all pointed one way. This was that
+his mother (whom his boyhood had pictured as a woman of distinction who
+had eloped with somebody far beneath her) had failed to marry his
+father. The persistent mystery about his birth had always made him
+skeptical of Tim's statement that he had been present at the marriage.
+But he rarely thought of the matter at all now. The moral responsibility
+was none of his; and as for a name, Queed was as good as any other. X or
+Y was a good enough name for a real man, whose life could demonstrate
+his utter independence of the labels so carefully pasted upon him by
+environment and circumstance.
+
+Still, if he were to die, he felt that his father, if yet alive, should
+come forward and weep for him, even as Mrs. Paynter was weeping for Fifi
+down in the Second Front. He should stand out like a man and take from
+Buck's hand the solemn ceremonies of cremation. He tried to picture his
+father weeping near the incinerator, and failed, partly owing to the
+mistiness surrounding that gentleman's bodily appearance. He felt that
+his father was dodging his just responsibilities. For the first time in
+his life he perceived that, under certain circumstances, it might be an
+advantage to have some definite individual to whom you can point and
+say: "There goes my father."
+
+As it was, it all came down to him and Buck. He and Buck were alone in
+the world together. He rather clung to the thought of Buck, and
+instantly caught himself at it. Very well; let him take it that way
+then. Take Buck as a symbol of the world, of those friendships which
+played such certain havoc with a man's Schedule. Was he glad that he had
+Buck or was he not?
+
+The little Doctor lay on his back in the glare thinking things out. The
+gas in his eyes was an annoyance, but he did not realize it, and so did
+not get up, as another man would have done, and put it out.
+
+Certainly it was an extraordinary thing that the only critics he had
+ever had in his life had all three attacked his theory of living at
+precisely the same point. They had all three urged him to get in touch
+with his environment. He himself could unanswerably demonstrate that in
+such degree as he succeeded in isolating himself from his
+environment--at least until his great work was done--in just that degree
+would his life be successful. But these three seemed to declare, with
+the confidence of those who state an axiom, that in just that degree was
+his life a failure. Of course they could not demonstrate their
+contention as he could demonstrate his, but the absence of reasoning did
+not appear to shake their assurance in the smallest. Here then was
+another apparent conflict of instinct with reason: their instinct with
+his reason. Perhaps he might have dismissed the whole thing as merely
+their religion, but that his father, with that mysterious letter of
+counsel, was among them. He did not picture his father as a religious
+man. Besides, Fifi, asked point-blank if that was her religion, had
+denied, assuring him, singularly enough, that it was only common-sense.
+
+And among them, among all the people that had touched him in this new
+life, there was no denying that he had had some curiously unsettling
+experiences.
+
+He had been ready to turn the pages of the book of life for Fifi, an
+infant at his knee, and all at once Fifi had taken the book from his
+hands and read aloud, in a language which was quite new to him, a
+lecture on his own short-comings. There was no denying that her question
+about his notions on altruism had given him an odd, arresting glimpse of
+himself from a new peak. He had set out in his pride to punish Mr. Pat,
+and Mr. Pat had severely punished him, revealing him humiliatingly to
+himself as a physical incompetent. He had dismissed Buck Klinker as a
+faintly amusing brother to the ox, and now Buck Klinker was giving him
+valuable advice about his editorial work, to say nothing of jerking him
+by the ears toward physical competency. He had thought to honor the
+_Post_ by contributing of his wisdom to it, and the _Post_ had replied
+by contemptuously kicking him out. He had laughed at Colonel Cowles's
+editorials, and now he was staying out of bed of nights slavishly
+struggling to imitate them. He had meant to give Miss Weyland some
+expert advice some day about the running of her department, and suddenly
+she had turned about and stamped him as an all-around failure, meet not
+for reverence, but the laughter and pity of men.
+
+So far as he knew, nobody in the world admired him. They might admire
+his work, but him personally they felt sorry for or despised. Few even
+admired his work. The _Post_ had given him satisfactory proof of that.
+Conant, Willoughby, and Smathers would admire it--yes, wish to the Lord
+that they had written it. But would that fill his cup to overflowing? By
+the way, had not Fifi asked him that very question, too--whether he
+would consider a life of that sort a successful life? Well--would he? Or
+could it imaginably be said that Fifi, rather, had had a successful
+life, as evidenced by her profoundly interesting funeral?
+
+Was it possible that a great authority on human society could make
+himself an even greater authority by personally assuming a part in the
+society which he theoretically administered? Was it possible that he was
+missing some factor of large importance by his addiction to isolation
+and a schedule?
+
+In short, was it conceivable that he had it all wrong from the
+beginning, as the young lady Charles Weyland had said?
+
+The little Doctor lay still on his bed and his precious minutes slipped
+into hours.... If he finished his book at twenty-seven, what would he do
+with the rest of his life? Besides defending it from possible criticism,
+besides expounding and amplifying it a little further as need seemed to
+be, there would be no more work for him to do. Supreme essence of
+philosophy, history, and all science as it was, it was the final word of
+human wisdom. You might say that with it the work of the world was done.
+How then should he spend the remaining thirty or forty years of his
+life? As matters stood now he had, so to say, twenty years start on
+himself. Through the peculiar circumstances of his life, he had reached
+a point in his reading and study at twenty-four which another man could
+not hope to reach before he was forty-five or fifty. Other men had done
+daily work for a livelihood, and had only their evenings for their
+heart's desire. Spencer was a civil engineer. Mill was a clerk in an
+India house. Comte taught mathematics. But he, in all his life, had not
+averaged an hour a week's enforced distraction: all had gone to his own
+work. You might say that he was entitled to a heavy arrears in this
+direction. If he liked, he could idle for ten years, twenty years, and
+still be more than abreast of his age.
+
+And as it was, he could not pretend that he had kept the faith, that he
+was inviolably holding his Schedule unspotted from the world. No, he
+himself had outraged and deflowered the Schedule. Klinker's Exercises
+and the _Post_ were deliberate impieties. And he could not say that they
+had the sanction of his reason. The exercises had only a partial
+sanction; the _Post_ no sanction at all. Both were but sops to wounded
+pride. Here, then, was a pretty situation: he, the triumphant
+rationalist, the toy of utterly irrational impulses--of an utterly
+irrational instinct. And this new impulse tugging at his inside, driving
+him to heed the irrational advice of his critics--what could it be but
+part and parcel of the same mysterious but apparently deep-seated
+instinct? And what was the real significance of this instinct, and what
+in the name of Jerusalem was the matter with him anyway?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He was twenty-four years old, without upbringing, and utterly alone in
+the world. He had raised himself, body and soul, out of printed books,
+and about all the education he ever had was half an hour's biting talk
+from Charles Weyland. Of course he did not recognize his denied youth
+when it rose and fell upon him, but he did recognize that his assailant
+was doughty. He locked arms with it and together they fell into
+undreamed depths.
+
+Buck Klinker, returning from some stag devilry at the hour of two A.M.,
+and attracted to the Scriptorium by the light under the door, found the
+little Doctor pacing the floor in his stocking feet, with the gas
+blazing and the shade up as high as it would go. He halted in his
+marchings to stare at Buck with wild unrecognition, and his face looked
+so white and fierce that honest Buck, like the good friend he was, only
+said, "Well--good-night, Doc," and unobtrusively withdrew.
+
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+ _Triumphal Return of Charles Gardiner West from the Old World; and
+ of how the Other World had wagged in his Absence._
+
+
+Many pictured post-cards and an occasional brief note reminded Miss
+Weyland during the summer that Charles Gardiner West was pursuing his
+studies in the Old World with peregrinative zest. By the trail of
+colored photographs she followed his triumphal march. Rome knew the
+president-elect in early June; Naples, Florence, Milan, Venice in the
+same period. He investigated, presumably, the public school systems of
+Geneva and Berlin; the higher education drew him through the château
+country of France; for three weeks the head-waiters of Paris (in the
+pedagogical district) were familiar with the clink of his coin; and
+August's first youth was gone before he was in London with the lake
+region a tramped road behind him.
+
+From the latter neighborhood (picture: Rydal Mount) he wrote Sharlee as
+follows:
+
+ Sailing on the 21st, after the most glorious trip in history. Never
+ so full of energy and enthusiasm. Running over with the most
+ beautiful plans.
+
+The exact nature of these plans the writer did not indicate, but
+Sharlee's mother, who always got down to breakfast first and read all
+the postals as they came, explained that the reference was evidently to
+Blaines College. West, however, did not sail on the 21st, even though
+that date was some days behind his original intentions. The itinerary
+with which he had set out had him home again, in fact, on August 15. For
+in the stress and hurry of making ready for the journey, together with
+a little preliminary rest which he felt his health required, he had to
+let his advertising campaign and other schemes for the good of the
+college go over until the fall. But collegiate methods obtaining in
+London were too fascinating, apparently, to be dismissed with any
+cursory glance. He sailed on the 25th, arrived home on the 3rd of
+September, and on the 4th surprised Sharlee by dropping in upon her in
+her office.
+
+He was browned from his passage, appeared a little stouter, was very
+well dressed and good to look at, and fairly exuded vitality and
+pleasant humor. Sharlee was delighted and quite excited over seeing him
+again, though it may be noted, as shedding a side-light upon her
+character, that she did not greet him with "Hello, Stranger!" However,
+her manner of salutation appeared perfectly satisfactory to West.
+
+They had the little office to themselves and plenty to talk about.
+
+"Doubtless you got my postals?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, stacks of them. I spent all one Saturday afternoon pasting them in
+an album as big as this table. They made a perfect fireside grand tour
+for me. What did you like best in all your trip?"
+
+"I think," said West, turning his handsome blue eyes full upon her,
+"that I like getting back."
+
+Sharlee laughed. "It's done you a world of good; that's plain, anyway.
+You look ready to remove mountains."
+
+"Why, I can eat them--bite their heads off! I feel like a fighting-cock
+who's been starved a shade too long for the good of the bystanders."
+
+He laughed and waved his arms about to signify enormous vitality.
+Sharlee asked if he had been able to make a start yet with his new work.
+
+"You might say," he replied, "that I dived head-first into it from the
+steamer."
+
+He launched out into eager talk about his hopes for Blaines College. In
+all his wide circle of friends, he knew no one who made so sympathetic
+and intelligent a listener as she. He talked freely, lengthily, even
+egotistically it might have seemed, had they not been such good friends
+and he so sure of her interest. Difficulties, it seemed, had already
+cropped out. He was not sure of the temper of his trustees, whom he had
+called together for an informal meeting that morning. Starting to
+advertise the great improvements that had taken place in the college, he
+had collided with the simple fact that no improvements had taken place.
+Even if he privately regarded his own accession in that light, he
+humorously pointed out, he could hardly advertise it, with old Dr.
+Gilfillan, the retired president, living around the corner and reading
+the papers. Again, taking his pencil to make a list of the special
+advantages Blaines had to offer, he was rather forcibly struck with the
+fact that it had no special advantages. But upon these and other
+difficulties, he touched optimistically, as though confident that under
+the right treatment, namely his treatment, all would soon yield.
+
+Sharlee, fired by his gay confidence, mused enthusiastically. "It's
+inspiring to think what can be done! Really, it is no empty dream that
+the number of students might be doubled--quadrupled--in five years."
+
+"Do you know," said he, turning his glowing face upon her, "I'm not so
+eager for mere numbers now. That is one point on which my views have
+shifted during my studies this summer. My ideal is no longer a very
+large college--at least not necessarily large--but a college of the very
+highest standards. A distinguished faculty of recognized authorities in
+their several lines; an earnest student body, large if you can get them,
+but always made of picked men admitted on the strictest terms; degrees
+recognized all over the country as an unvarying badge of the highest
+scholarship--these are what I shall strive for. My ultimate ambition,"
+said Charles Gardiner West, dreamily, "is to make of Blaines College an
+institution like the University of Paris."
+
+He sprang up presently with great contrition, part real, part mock, over
+having absorbed so much of the honest tax-payer's property, the
+Departmental time. No, he could not be induced to appropriate a moment
+more; he was going to run on up the street and call on Colonel Cowles.
+
+"How is the old gentleman, anyway?"
+
+"His spirits," said Sharlee, "were never better, and he is working like
+a horse. But I'm afraid the dear is beginning to feel his years a
+little."
+
+"He's nearly seventy, you know. By the bye, what ever became of that
+young helper you and I unloaded on him last year--the queer little man
+with the queer little name?"
+
+Sharlee saw that President West had entirely forgotten their
+conversation six months before, when he had promised to protect this
+same young helper from Colonel Cowles and the _Post_ directors. She
+smiled indulgently at this evidence of the absent-mindedness of the
+great.
+
+"Became of him! Why, you're going to make him regular assistant editor
+at your directors' meeting next month."
+
+"Are we, though! I had it in the back of my head that he was fired early
+in the summer."
+
+"Well, you see, when he saw the axe descending, he pulled off a little
+revolution all by himself and all of a sudden learned to write. Make the
+Colonel tell you about it."
+
+"I'm not surprised," said West. "I told you last winter, you know, that
+I believed in that boy. Great heavens! It's glorious to be back in this
+old town again!"
+
+He went down the broad steps of the Capitol, and out the winding white
+walkway through the park. Nearly everybody he met stopped him with a
+friendly greeting and a welcome home. He walked the shady path with his
+light stick swinging, his eyes seeing, not an arch of tangible trees,
+but the shining vista which dreamers call the Future.... He stood upon a
+platform, fronting a vast white meadow of upturned faces. He was
+speaking to this meadow, his theme being "Education and the Rise of the
+Masses," and the people, displaying an enthusiasm rare at lectures upon
+such topics, roared their approval as he shot at them great terse
+truths, the essence of wide reading and profound wisdom put up in
+pellets of pungent epigram. He rose at a long dinner-table, so placed
+that as he stood his eye swept down rows upon rows of other long tables,
+where the diners had all pushed back their chairs to turn and look at
+him. His words were honeyed, of a magic compelling power, so that as he
+reached his peroration, aged magnates could not be restrained from
+producing fountain-pen and check-book; he saw them pushing aside
+coffee-cups to indite rows of o's of staggering length. Blaines College
+now tenanted a new home on a grassy knoll outside the city. The single
+ramshackle barn which had housed the institution prior to the coming of
+President West was replaced by a cluster of noble edifices of classic
+marble. The president sat in his handsome office, giving an audience to
+a delegation of world-famous professors from the University of Paris.
+They had been dispatched by the French nation to study his methods on
+the ground.
+
+"Why, _hello_, Colonel! Bless your heart, I _am_ glad to see you,
+sir...."
+
+Colonel Cowles, looking up from his ancient seat, gave an exclamation of
+surprise and pleasure. He welcomed the young man affectionately. West
+sat down, and once more pen-sketched his travels and his plans for
+Blaines College. He was making a second, or miniature, grand tour that
+afternoon, regreeting all his friends, and was thus compelled to tell
+his story many times; but his own interest in it appeared ever fresh.
+For Blames he asked and was promised the kindly offices of the Post.
+
+The Colonel, in his turn, gave a brief account of his vacationless
+summer, of his daily work, of the progress of the _Post's_ Policies.
+
+"I hear," said West, "that that little scientist I made you a present of
+last year has made a ten-strike."
+
+"Queed? An extraordinary thing," said the Colonel, relighting his cigar.
+"I was on the point of discharging him, you remember, with the hearty
+approval of the directors. His stuff was dismal, abysmal, and hopeless.
+One day he turned around and began handing in stuff of a totally
+different kind. First-rate, some of it. I thought at first that he must
+be hiring somebody to do it for him. Did you see the paper while you
+were away?"
+
+"Very irregularly, I'm sorry to say."
+
+"Quite on his own hook, the boy turned up one day with an article on the
+Centre Street 'mashers' that was a screamer. You know what that
+situation was--"
+
+"Yes, yes."
+
+"I had for some time had it in mind to tackle it myself. The fact was
+that we were developing a class of boy Don Juans that were a black
+disgrace to the city. It was a rather unpleasant subject, but this young
+man handled it with much tact, as well as with surprising vigor and
+ability. His improvement seemed to date from right there. I encouraged
+him to follow up his first effort, and he wrote a strong series which
+attracted attention all through the State, and has already brought about
+decided improvement."
+
+"Splendid! You know," said West, "the first time I ever looked at that
+boy, I was sure he had the stuff in him."
+
+"Then you are a far keener observer than I. However, the nature of the
+man seems to be undergoing some subtle change, a curious kind of
+expansion--I don't remember anything like it in my experience. A more
+indefatigable worker I never saw, and if he goes on this way.... Well,
+God moves in a mysterious way. It's a delight to see you again,
+Gardiner. Take supper with me at the club, won't you? I feel lonely and
+grown old, as the poet says."
+
+West accepted, and presently departed on his happy round. The Colonel
+glanced at his watch; it was 3.30 o'clock, and he fell industriously to
+work again. On the stroke of four, as usual, the door of the adjoining
+office opened, and he heard his assistant enter and seat himself at the
+new desk recently provided for him. Another half-hour passed, and the
+Colonel, putting a double cross-mark at the bottom of his paper--that
+being how you write "Finis" on the press--raised his head.
+
+"Mr. Queed."
+
+"Yes."
+
+The connecting door opened, and the young man walked in. His chief eyed
+him thoughtfully.
+
+"Young man, you have picked up a complexion like a professional
+beauty's. What is your secret?"
+
+"I daresay it is exercise. I have just walked out to Kern's Castle and
+back."
+
+"H'm. Five miles if it's a step."
+
+"And a half. I do it--twice a week--in an hour and seven minutes."
+
+The Colonel thought of his own over-rubicund cheek and sighed. "Well,
+whom or what do you wish to crucify to-morrow?"
+
+"I am at your orders there."
+
+"Have you examined Deputy Clerk Folsom's reply to Councilman Hannigan's
+charge? What do you think of it?"
+
+"I think it puts Hannigan in a very awkward position."
+
+"I agree with you. Suppose you seek to show that to the city in half a
+column."
+
+Queed bowed. "I may, perhaps, remind you, Colonel, of the meeting in New
+York to-morrow to prepare for the celebration of the Darwin centennial.
+If you desired I should be glad to prepare, apropos of this, a brief
+monograph telling in a light, popular way what Darwin did for the
+world."
+
+"And what did Darwin do for the world?"
+
+The grave young man made a large grave gesture which indicated the
+immensity of Darwin's doings for the world.
+
+"Which topic do you prefer to handle--Folsom on Hannigan, or what Darwin
+did for the world?"
+
+"I think," said Queed, "that I should prefer to handle both."
+
+"Ten people will read Hannigan to one who reads Darwin."
+
+"Don't you think that it is the _Post's_ business to reduce that
+proportion?"
+
+"Take them both," said the Colonel presently. "But always remember this:
+the great People are more interested in a cat-fight at the corner of
+Seventh and Centre Streets than they are in the greatest exploit of the
+greatest scientific theorist that ever lived."
+
+"I will remember what you say, Colonel."
+
+"I want you," resumed Colonel Cowles, "to take supper with me at the
+club. Not to-night--I'm engaged. Shall we say to-morrow night, at
+seven?"
+
+Queed accepted without perceptible hesitation. Some time had passed
+since he became aware that the Colonel had somehow insinuated himself
+into that list of friends which had halted so long at Tim and Murphy
+Queed. Besides, he had a genuine, unscientific desire to see what a real
+club looked like inside. So far, his knowledge of clubs was absolutely
+confined to the Mercury Athletic Association, B. Klinker, President.
+
+The months of May, June, July, and August had risen and died since
+Queed, threshing out great questions through the still watches of the
+night, had resolved to give a modified scheme of life a tentative and
+experimental trial. He had kept this resolution, according to his wont.
+Probably his first liking for Colonel Cowles dated back to the very
+beginning of this period. It might be traced to the day when the
+precariously-placed assistant had submitted his initial article on the
+thesis his friend Buck had given him--the first article in all his life
+that the little Doctor had ever dipped warm out of human life. This
+momentous composition he had brought and laid upon the Colonel's desk,
+as usual; but he did not follow his ancient custom by instantly
+vanishing toward the Scriptorium. Instead he stuck fast in the sanctum,
+not pretending to look at an encyclopedia or out of the window as
+another man might have done, but standing rigid on the other side of the
+table, gaze glued upon the perusing Colonel. Presently the old editor
+looked up.
+
+"Did you write this?"
+
+"Yes. Why not?"
+
+"It's about as much like your usual style as my style is like Henry
+James's."
+
+"You don't consider it a good editorial, then?"
+
+"You have not necessarily drawn the correct inference from my remark. I
+consider it an excellent editorial. In fact--I shall make it my leader
+to-morrow morning. But that has nothing to do with how you happen to be
+using a style exactly the reverse of your own."
+
+Queed had heaved a great sigh. The article occupied three pages of
+copy-paper in a close handwriting, and represented sixteen hours' work.
+Its author had rewritten it eleven times, incessantly referring to his
+text-book, the files of the _Post_, and subjecting each phrase to the
+most gruelling examination before finally admitting it to the perfect
+structure. However, it seemed no use to bore one's employer with details
+such as these.
+
+"I have been doing a little studying of late--"
+
+"Under excellent masters, it seems. Now this phrase, 'the ultimate
+reproach and the final infamy"--the Colonel unconsciously smacked his
+lips over it--"why, sir, it sounds like one of my own."
+
+Queed started.
+
+"If you must know, it is one of your own. You used it on October 26,
+1900, during, as you will recall, the closing days of the presidential
+campaign."
+
+The Colonel stared at him, bewildered.
+
+"I decided to learn editorial-writing--as the term is understood," Queed
+reluctantly explained. "Therefore, I have been sitting up till two
+o'clock in the mornings, studying the files of the _Post_, to see
+exactly how you did it."
+
+The Colonel's gaze gradually softened. "You might have been worse
+employed; I compliment and congratulate you," said he; and then added:
+"Whether you have really caught the idea and mastered the technique or
+not, it is too soon to say. But I'll say frankly that this article is
+worth more to me than everything else that you've written for the
+_Post_ put together."
+
+"I am--ahem--gratified that you are pleased with it."
+
+The Colonel, whose glance had gone out of the window, swung around in
+his chair and smote the table a testy blow.
+
+"For the Lord's sake," he exploded, "get some heat in you! Squirt some
+color into your way of looking at things! Be kind and good-natured in
+your heart--just as I am at this moment--but for heaven's sake learn to
+write as if you were mad, and only kept from yelling by phenomenal
+will-power."
+
+This was in early May. Many other talks upon the art of editorial
+writing did the two have, as the days went. The Colonel, mystified but
+pleased by revelations of actuality and life in his heretofore
+too-embalmed assistant, found an increasing interest in developing him.
+Here was a youth, with the qualities of potential great valuableness,
+and the wise editor, as soon as this appeared, gave him his chance by
+calling him off the fields of taxation and currency and assigning him to
+topics plucked alive from the day's news.
+
+On the fatal 15th of May, the Colonel told Queed merely that the _Post_
+desired his work as long as it showed such promise as it now showed.
+That was all the talk about the dismissal that ever took place between
+them. The Colonel was no believer in fulsome praise for the young. But
+to others he talked more freely, and this was how it happened that the
+daughter of his old friend John Randolph Weyland knew that Mr. Queed was
+slated for an early march upstairs.
+
+For Queed the summer had been a swift and immensely busy one. To write
+editorials that have a relation with everyday life, it gradually became
+clear to him that the writer must himself have some such relation. In
+June the Mercury Athletic Association had been thoroughly reorganized
+and rejuvenated, and regular meets were held every Saturday night. At
+Trainer Klinker's command, Queed had resolutely permitted himself to be
+inducted into the Mercury; moreover, he made it a point of honor to
+attend the Saturday night functions, where he had the ideal chance to
+match his physical competence against that of other men. Early in the
+sessions at the gymnasium, Buck had introduced his pupil to boxing-glove
+and punching-bag, his own special passions, and now his orders ran that
+the Doc should put on the gloves with any of the Mercuries that were
+willing. Most of the Mercuries were willing, and on these early Saturday
+nights, Stark's rocked with the falls of Dr. Queed. But under Klinker's
+stern discipline, he was already acquiring something like a form. By
+midsummer he had gained a small reputation for scientific precision
+buttressed by invincible inability to learn when he was licked, and
+autumn found many of the Mercuries decidedly less Barkis-like than of
+old.
+
+Queed lived now in the glow of perfect physical health, a very different
+thing, as Fifi had once pointed out, from merely not feeling sick. In
+the remarkable development that his body was undergoing, he had found an
+unexpected pride. But the Mercury, though he hardly realized it at the
+time, was useful to him in a bigger way than bodily improvement.
+
+Here he met young men who were most emphatically in touch with life.
+They treated him as an equal with reference to his waxing muscular
+efficiency, and with some respect as regards his journalistic
+connection. "Want you to shake hands with the editor of the _Post_," so
+kindly Buck would introduce him. After the bouts or the "exhibition" of
+a Saturday, there was always a smoker, and in the highly instructed and
+expert talk of his club-mates the Doctor learned many things that were
+to be of value to him later on. Some of the Mercuries, besides their
+picturesque general knowledge, knew much more about city politics than
+ever got into the papers. There was Jimmy Wattrous, for example, already
+rising into fame as Plonny Neal's most promising lieutenant. Jimmy bared
+his heart with the Mercuries, and was particularly friendly with the
+representative of the great power which moulds public opinion. Now and
+then, Neal himself looked in, Plonny, the great boss, who was said to
+hold the city in the hollow of his hand. Many an editorial that
+surprised and pleased Colonel Cowles was born in that square room back
+of Stark's.
+
+And all these things took time ... took time.... And there were nights
+when Queed woke wide-eyed with cold sweat on his brow and the cold fear
+in his heart that he and posterity were being cheated, that he was
+making an irretrievable and ghastly blunder.
+
+Desperate months were May, June, and July for the little Doctor. In all
+this time he never once put his own pencil to his own paper. Manuscript
+and Schedule lay locked together in a drawer, toward which he could
+never bear to glance. Thirteen hours a day he gave to the science of
+editorial writing; two hours a day to the science of physical culture;
+one hour a day (computed average) to the science of Human Intercourse;
+but to the Science of Sciences never an hour on never a day. The rest
+was food and sleep. Such was his life for three months; a life that
+would have been too horrible to contemplate, had it not been that in all
+of his new sciences he uncovered a growing personal interest which kept
+him constantly astonished at himself.
+
+By the end of June he found it safe to give less and less time to the
+study of editorial paradigms, for he had the technique at his fingers'
+ends; and so he gave more and more time to the amassment of material.
+For he had made a magnificent boast, and he never had much idea of
+permitting it to turn out empty, for all his nights of torturing
+misgivings. He read enormously with expert facility and a beautifully
+trained memory; read history, biography, memoirs, war records, old
+newspapers, old speeches, councilmanic proceedings, departmental
+reports--everything he could lay his hands on that promised capital for
+an editorial writer in that city and that State. By the end of July he
+felt that he could slacken up here, too, having pretty well exhausted
+the field, and the first day of August--red-letter day in the annals of
+science--saw him unlock the sacred drawer with a close-set face. And now
+the Schedule, so long lapsed, was reinstated, with Four Hours a Day
+segregated to Magnum Opus. A pitiful little step at reconstruction,
+perhaps, but still a step. And henceforth every evening, between 9.30
+and 1.30, Dr. Queed sat alone in his Scriptorium and embraced his love.
+
+Insensibly summer faded into autumn, and still the science of Human
+Intercourse was faithfully practiced. The Paynter parlor knew Queed not
+infrequently in these days, where he could sometimes be discovered not
+merely suffering, but encouraging, Major Brooke to talk to him of his
+victories over the Republicans in 1870-75. Nor was he a stranger to
+Nicolovius's sitting-room, having made it an iron-clad rule with himself
+to accept one out of every two invitations to that charming cloister.
+After all, there might be something to learn from both the Major's fiery
+reminiscences and the old professor's cultured talk. He himself, he
+found, tended naturally toward silence. Listeners appeared to be needed
+in a world where the supply of talkers exceeded the demand. The telling
+of humorous anecdote he had definitely excided from his creed. It did
+not appear needed of him; and he was sure that the author of his creed
+would h&self have authorized him to drop it. He never missed Fifi now,
+according to the way of this world, but he thought of her sometimes,
+which is all that anybody has a right to expect. Miss Weyland he had not
+seen since the day Fifi died. Mrs. Paynter had been away all summer, a
+firm spinster cousin coming in from the country to run the boarders, and
+the landlady's agent came to the house no more. Buck Klinket he saw
+incessantly; he was the first person in the world, probably, that the
+little Doctor had ever really liked. It was Buck who suggested to his
+pupil, in October, a particularly novel experience for his soul's
+unfolding, which Queed, though failing to adopt it, sometimes dandled
+before his mind's eye with a kind of horrified fascination, viz: the
+taking of Miss Miller to the picture shows.
+
+But the bulk of his time this autumn was still going to his work on the
+_Post_. With ever fresh wonderment, he faced the fact that this work,
+first taken up solely to finance the Scriptorium, and next enlarged to
+satisfy a most irrational instinct, was growing slowly but surely upon
+his personal interest. Certainly the application of a new science to a
+new set of practical conditions was stimulating to his intellect; the
+panorama of problems whipped out daily by the telegraph had a warmth and
+immediateness wanting to the abstractions of closet philosophy. Queed's
+articles lacked the Colonel's expert fluency, his loose but telling
+vividness, his faculty for broad satire which occasionally set the whole
+city laughing. On the other hand, they displayed an exact knowledge of
+fact, a breadth of study and outlook, and a habit of plumbing bottom on
+any and all subjects which critical minds found wanting in the Colonel's
+delightful discourses. And nowadays the young man's articles were
+constantly reaching a higher and higher level of readability. Not
+infrequently they attracted public comment, not only, indeed not
+oftenest, inside the State. Queed knew what it was to be quoted in that
+identical New York newspaper from whose pages, so popular for wrapping
+around pork chops, he had first picked out his letters.
+
+Of these things the honorable _Post_ directors were not unmindful. They
+met on October 10, and upon Colonel Cowles's cordial recommendation,
+named Mr. Queed assistant editor of the _Post_ at a salary of fifteen
+hundred dollars per annum. And Mr. Queed accepted the appointment
+without a moment's hesitation.
+
+So far, then, the magnificent boast had been made good. The event fell
+on a Saturday. The Sunday was sunny, windy, and crisp. Free for the day
+and regardful of the advantages of open-air pedestrianism, the new
+assistant editor put on his hat from the dinner-table and struck for the
+open country. He rambled far, over trails strange to him, and came up
+short, about 4.30 in the afternoon, in a grove of immemorial pines which
+he instantly remembered to have seen before.
+
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+ _A Remeeting in a Cemetery: the Unglassed Queed who loafed on
+ Rustic Bridges; of the Consequences of failing to tell a Lady that
+ you hope to see her again soon._
+
+
+Fifi's grave had long since lost its first terrible look of bare
+newness. Grass grew upon it in familiar ways. Rose-bushes that might
+have stood a lifetime nodded over it by night and by day. Already "the
+minute grey lichens, plate o'er plate," were "softening down the
+crisp-cut name and date"; and the winds of winter and of summer blew
+over a little mound that had made itself at home in the still city of
+the dead.
+
+Green was the turf above Fifi, sweet the peacefulness of her little
+churchyard. Her cousin Sharlee, who had loved her well, disposed her
+flowers tenderly, and stood awhile in reverie of the sort which the
+surroundings so irresistibly invited. But the schedules of even electric
+car-lines are inexorable; and presently she saw from a glance at her
+watch that she must turn her face back to the city of the living.
+
+On the little rustic bridge a hundred yards away, a man was standing,
+with rather the look of having stopped at just that minute. From a
+distance Sharlee's glance swept him lightly; she saw that she did not
+know him; and not fancying his frank stare, she drew near and stepped
+upon the bridge with a splendid unconsciousness of his presence. But
+just when she was safely by, her ears were astonished by his voice
+speaking her name.
+
+"How do you do, Miss Weyland?"
+
+She turned, surprised by a familiar note in the deep tones, looked,
+and--yes, there could be no doubt of it--it was--
+
+"Mr. Queed! Why, _how_ do you do!"
+
+They shook hands. He removed his hat for the process, doing it with a
+certain painstaking precision which betrayed want of familiarity with
+the engaging rite.
+
+"I haven't seen you for a long time," said Sharlee brightly.
+
+The dear, old remark--the moss-covered remark that hung in the well! How
+on earth could we live without it? In behalf of Sharlee, however, some
+excuses can be urged; for, remembering the way she had talked to Mr.
+Queed once on the general subject of failures, she found herself
+struggling against a most absurd sense of embarrassment.
+
+"No," replied Queed, replacing his hat as though following from memory
+the diagram in a book of etiquette. He added, borrowing one of the
+Colonel's favorite expressions, "I hope you are very well."
+
+"Yes, indeed.... I'm so glad you spoke to me, for to tell you the truth,
+I never, never should have known you if you hadn't."
+
+"You think that I've changed? Well," said he, gravely, "I ought to have.
+You might say that I've given five months to it."
+
+"You've changed enormously."
+
+She examined with interest this new Mr. Queed who loafed on rustic
+bridges, five miles from a Sociology, and hailed passing ladies on his
+own motion. He appeared, indeed, decidedly altered.
+
+In the first place, he looked decidedly bigger, and, to come at once to
+the fact, he was. For Klinker's marvelous exercises for all parts of the
+body had done more than add nineteen pounds to his weight, and deepen
+his chest, and broaden his shoulders. They had pulled and tugged at the
+undeveloped tissues until they had actually added a hard-won
+three-quarters of an inch to his height. The stoop was gone, and instead
+of appearing rather a small man, Mr. Queed now looked full middle-height
+or above. He wore a well-made suit of dark blue, topped by a correct
+derby. His hair was cut trim, his color was excellent, and, last miracle
+of all, he wore no spectacles. It was astonishing but true. The
+beautiful absence of these round disfigurements brought into new
+prominence a pair of grayish eyes which did not look so very
+professorial, after all.
+
+But what Sharlee liked best about this unglassed and unscienced Mr.
+Queed was his entire absence of any self-consciousness in regard to her.
+When he told her that Easter Monday night that he cheerfully took his
+turn on the psychological operating-table, anæsthetics barred, and no
+mercy asked or given, it appeared that he, alone among men, really meant
+it.
+
+Under the tiny bridge, a correspondingly tiny brook purled without
+surcease, its heart set upon somewhere finding the sea. Over their heads
+a glorious maple was taking off its coat of many colors in the wind.
+Sharlee put back a small hand into a large muff and said:--
+
+"At church this morning I saw Colonel Cowles. He told me about you. I
+don't know how you look at it, but I think you're a subject for the
+heartiest congratulations. So here are mine."
+
+"The men at the Mercury were pleased, too," mused Mr. Queed, looking out
+over the landscape. "Do you ever read my articles now?"
+
+"For many years," said Sharlee, evasively, "I have always read the
+_Post_ from cover to cover. It's been to me like those books you see in
+the advertisements and nowhere else. Grips the reader from the start,
+and she cannot lay it down till the last page is turned."
+
+A brief smile appeared in the undisguised eyes. "Do you notice any
+distinctions now between me and the Encyclopedia Britannica?"
+
+"Unless you happen to refer to Lombroso or Buckle or Aristotle or
+Plato," said Sharlee, not noticing the smile, "I never know whether it's
+your article or Colonel Cowles's. Do you mind walking on? It's nearly
+time for my car."
+
+"A year ago," said he, "I certainly should not have liked that. I do
+now, since it means that I have succeeded in what I set out to do. I've
+thought a good deal about that tired bricklayer this summer," he went
+on, quite unembarrassed. "By the way, I know one personally now: Timrod
+Burns, of the Mercury. Only I can't say that I ever saw Timmy tired."
+
+Down the woodland path they passed side by side, headed for the little
+station known as Stop 11. Sharlee was pleased that he had remembered
+about the bricklayer; she could have been persuaded that his remark was
+vaguely intended to convey some sort of thanks to her. But saying no
+more of this, she made it possible to introduce casually a reference to
+his vanished glasses.
+
+"Yes," said he, "I knocked them off the bureau and broke them one day.
+So I just let them go. They were rather striking-looking glasses, I
+always thought. I don't believe I ever saw another pair quite like
+them."
+
+"But," said Sharlee, puzzled, "do you find that you can see perfectly
+well without them?"
+
+"Oh, yes; if anything, better." He paused, and added with entire
+seriousness: "You see those spectacles, striking-looking as they were,
+were only window-glass. I bought them at a ten-cent store on Sixth
+Avenue when I was twelve years old."
+
+"Oh! What made you do that?"
+
+"All the regulars at the Astor Library wore them. At the time it seemed
+to be the thing to do, and of course they soon became second nature to
+me. But I daresay no one ever had a sounder pair of eyes than I."
+
+To Sharlee this seemed one of the most pathetic of all his confidences;
+she offered no comment.
+
+"You were in the churchyard," stated Mr. Queed. "I was there just ahead
+of you. I was struck with that motto or text on the headstone, and shall
+look it up when I get home. I have been making a more careful study of
+your Bible this autumn and have found it exceptionally interesting. You,
+I suppose, subscribe to all the tenets of the Christian faith?"
+
+Sharlee hesitated. "I'm not sure that I can answer that with a direct
+yes, and I _will_ not answer it with any sort of no. So I'll say that I
+believe in them all, modified a little in places to satisfy my reason."
+
+"Ah, they are subject to modification, then?"
+
+"Certainly. Aren't you? Am not I? Whatever is alive is subject to
+modification. These doctrines," said she, "are evolving because they
+have the principle of life in them."
+
+"So you are an evolutionist?"
+
+"The expert in evolutionary sociology will hardly quarrel with me for
+that."
+
+"The expert in evolutionary sociology deals with social organisms,
+nations, the human race. Your Bible deals with Smith, Brown, and Jones."
+
+"Well, what are your organisms and nations but collections of my Smiths,
+Browns, and Joneses? My Bible deals with individuals because there is
+nothing else to deal with. The individual conscience is the beginning of
+everything."
+
+"Ah! So you would found your evolution of humanity upon the increasing
+operation of what you call conscience?"
+
+"Probably I would not give _all_ the credit to what I call conscience.
+Probably I'd give some of it to what I call intellect."
+
+"In that case you would almost certainly fall into a fatal error."
+
+"Why, don't you consider that the higher the intellectual development
+the higher the type?"
+
+"Suppose we go more slowly," said Mr. Queed, intently plucking a dead
+bough from an overhanging young oak.
+
+"How do you go about measuring a type? When you speak of a high type,
+exactly what do you mean?"
+
+"When I speak of a high type," said Sharlee, who really did not know
+exactly what she meant, "I will merely say that I mean a type that is
+high--lofty, you know--towering over other types."
+
+She flaunted a gloved hand to suggest infinite altitude.
+
+"You ought to mean," he said patiently, "a type which most successfully
+sketches the civilization of the future, a type best fitted to dominate
+and survive. Now you have only to glance at history to see that
+intellectual supremacy is no guarantee whatever of such a type."
+
+"Oh, Mr. Queed, I don't know about that."
+
+"Then I will convince you," said he. "Look at the French--the most
+brilliant nation intellectually among all the European peoples. Where
+are they in the race to-day? The evolutionist sees in them familiar
+symptoms of a retrogression which rarely ends but in one way. Look at
+the Greeks. Every schoolboy knows that the Greeks were vastly the
+intellectual superiors of any dominant people of to-day. An
+anthropologist of standing assures us that the intellectual interval
+separating the Greek of the Periclean age from the modern Anglo-Saxon is
+as great as the interval between the Anglo-Saxon and the African savage.
+Point to a man alive to-day who is the intellectual peer of Aristotle,
+Plato, or Socrates. Yet where are the Greeks? What did their exalted
+intellectual equipment do to save them in the desperate struggle for the
+survival of the fittest? The Greeks of to-day are selling fruit at
+corner stands; Plato's descendants shine the world's shoes. They live to
+warn away the most casual evolutionist from the theory that intellectual
+supremacy necessarily means supremacy of type. Where, then, you may ask,
+does lie the principle of triumphant evolution? Here we stand at the
+innermost heart of every social scheme. Let us glance a moment," said
+Mr. Queed, "at Man, as we see him first emerging from the dark
+hinterlands of history."
+
+So, walking through the sweet autumn woods with the one girl he knew in
+all the world--barring only Miss Miller--Queed spoke heartily of the
+rise and fall of peoples and the destiny of man. Thus conversing, they
+came out of the woods and stood upon the platform of the rudimentary
+station.
+
+The line ran here on an elevation, disappearing in the curve of a heavy
+cut two hundred yards further north. In front the ground fell sharply
+and rolled out in a vast green meadow, almost treeless and level as a
+mill-pond. Far off on the horizon rose the blue haze of a range of
+foothills, upon which the falling sun momentarily stood, like a
+gold-piece edge-up on a table. Nearer, to their right, was a strip of
+uncleared woods, a rainbow of reds and pinks. Through the meadow ran a
+little stream, such as a boy of ten could leap; for the instant it stood
+fire-red under the sun.
+
+Sharlee, obtaining the floor for a moment, asked Queed how his own work
+had been going. He told her that in one sense it had not been going at
+all: not a chapter written from May to September.
+
+"However," he said, with an unclouded face, "I am now giving six hours a
+day to it. And it is just as well to go slow. The smallest error of
+angle at the centre means a tremendous going astray at the
+circumference. I--ahem--do not feel that my summer has been wasted, by
+any means. You follow me? It is worth some delay to be doubly sure that
+I put down no plus signs as minuses."
+
+"Yes, of course. How beautiful that is out there, isn't it?"
+
+His eyes followed hers over the sunset spaces. "No, it is too quiet, too
+monotonous. If there must be scenery, let it have some originality and
+character. You yourself are very beautiful, I think."
+
+Sharlee started, almost violently, and colored perceptibly. If a
+text-book in differential calculus, upon the turning of a page, had
+thrown problems to the winds and begun gibbering purple poems of
+passion, she could not have been more completely taken aback. However,
+there was no mistaking the utter and veracious impersonality of his
+tone.
+
+"Oh, do you think so? I'm very glad, because I'm afraid not many people
+do...."
+
+Mr. Queed remained silent. So far, so good; the conversation stood in a
+position eminently and scientifically correct; but Sharlee could not for
+the life of her forbear to add: "But I had no idea you ever noticed
+people's looks."
+
+"So far as I remember, I never did before. I think it was the appearance
+of your eyes as you looked out over the plain that attracted my
+attention. Then, looking closer, I noticed that you are beautiful."
+
+The compliment was so unique and perfect that another touch could only
+spoil it. Sharlee immediately changed the subject.
+
+"Oh, Mr. Queed, has the Department you or Colonel Cowles to thank for
+the editorial about the reformatory this morning?"
+
+"Both of us. He suggested it and I wrote it. So you really cannot tell
+us apart?"
+
+She shook her head. "All this winter we shall work preparing the State's
+mind for this institution, convincing it so thoroughly that when the
+legislature meets again, it simply will not dare to refuse us. When I
+mention we and us, understand that I am speaking to you Departmentally.
+After that there are ten thousand other things that we want to do. But
+everything is so immortally slow! We are not allowed to raise our
+fingers without a hundred years' war first. Don't you ever wish for
+money--oceans and oceans of lovely money?"
+
+"Good heavens, no!"
+
+"I do. I'd pepper this State with institutions. Did you know," she said
+sweetly, "that I once had quite a little pot of money? When I was one
+month old."
+
+"Yes," said Queed, "I knew. In fact, I had not been here a week before I
+heard of Henry G. Surface. Major Brooke speaks of him constantly,
+Colonel Cowles occasionally. Do you," he asked, "care much about that?"
+
+"Well," said Sharlee, gently, "I'm glad my father never knew."
+
+From half a mile away, behind the bellying woodland, a faint hoot served
+notice that the city-bound car was sweeping rapidly toward them. It was
+on the tip of Queed's tongue to remind Miss Weyland that, in the case of
+Fifi, she had taken the ground that the dead did know what was going on
+upon earth. But he did not do so. The proud way in which she spoke of
+_my father_ threw another thought uppermost in his mind.
+
+"Miss Weyland," he said abruptly, "I made a--confidence to you, of a
+personal nature, the first time I ever talked with you. I did not, it is
+true, ask you to regard it as a confidence, but--"
+
+"I know," interrupted Sharlee, hurriedly. "But of course I _have_
+regarded it in that way, and have never spoken of it to anybody."
+
+"Thank you. That was what I wished to say."
+
+If Sharlee had wanted to measure now the difference that she saw in Mr.
+Queed, she could have done it by the shyness that they both felt in
+approaching a topic they had once handled with the easiest simplicity.
+She was glad of his sensitiveness; it became him better than his early
+callousness. Sharlee wore a suit of black-and-gray pin-checks, and it
+was very excellently tailored; for if she purchased but two suits a
+year, she invariably paid money to have them made by one who knew how.
+Her hat was of the kind that other girls study with cool diligence,
+while feigning engrossment in the conversation; and, repairing to their
+milliners, give orders for accurate copies of it. From it floated a
+silky-looking veil of gray-white, which gave her face that airy,
+cloud-like setting that photographers of the baser sort so passionately
+admire. The place was as windy as Troy; from far on the ringing plains
+the breeze raced and fell upon this veil, ceaselessly kicking it here
+and there, in a way that would have driven a strong man lunatic in seven
+minutes. Sharlee, though a slim girl and no stronger than another,
+remained entirely unconscious of the behavior of the veil; long
+familiarity had bred contempt for its boisterous play; and, with her
+eyes a thousand miles away, she was wishing with her whole heart that
+she dared ask Mr. Queed a question.
+
+Whereupon, like her marionette that she worked by a string, he opened
+his mouth and gravely answered her.
+
+"I have three theories about my father. One is that he is an eccentric
+psychologist with peculiar, not to say extraordinary, ideas about the
+bringing up of children. Another is that because of his own convenience
+or circumstances, he does not care to own me as I am now. The third is
+that because of my convenience or circumstances, he thinks that I may
+not care to own him as he is now. I have never heard of or from him
+since the letter I showed you, nearly nine months ago. I rather incline
+to the opinion," he said, "that my father is dead."
+
+"If he isn't," said Sharlee, gently, as the great car whizzed up and
+stopped with a jerk, "I am very sure that you are to find him some day.
+If he hadn't meant that, he would never have asked you to come all the
+way from New York to settle here--do you think so?"
+
+"Do you know," said Mr. Queed--so absorbedly as to leave her to clamber
+up the car steps without assistance--"if I subscribed to the tenets of
+your religion, I might believe that my father was merely a mythical
+instrument of Providence--a tradition created out of air _just to bring
+me down here_."
+
+"Why," said Sharlee, looking down from the tall platform, as the car
+whizzed and buzzed and slowly started, "aren't you _coming_?"
+
+"No, I'm walking," said Mr. Queed, and remembered at the last moment to
+pluck off his glistening new derby.
+
+Thus they parted, almost precipitately, and, for all of him, might never
+have met again in this world. Half a mile up the road, it came to the
+young man that their farewell had lacked that final word of ceremony to
+which he now aspired. To those who called at his office, to the men he
+met at the sign of the Mercury, even to Nicolovius when he betook
+himself from the lamp-lit sitting-room, it was his carefully attained
+habit to say: "I hope to see you again soon." He meant the hope, with
+these, only in the most general and perfunctory sense. Why, then, had he
+omitted this civil tag and postscript in his parting with Miss Weyland,
+to whom he could have said it--yes, certainly--with more than usual
+sincerity? Certainly; he really did hope to see her again soon. For she
+was an intelligent, sensible girl, and knew more about him than anybody
+in the world except Tim Queed.
+
+Gradually it was borne in upon him that the reason he had failed to tell
+Miss Weyland that he hoped to see her again soon was exactly the fact
+that he did hope to see her again soon. Off his guard for this reason,
+he had fallen into a serious lapse. Looking with untrained eyes into the
+future, he saw no way in which a man who had failed to tell a lady that
+he hoped to see her again soon was ever to retrieve his error. It was
+good-by, Charles Weyland, for sure.
+
+However, Miss Weyland herself resolved all these perplexities by
+appearing at Mrs. Paynter's supper-table before the month was out; and
+this exploit she repeated at least once, and maybe twice, during the
+swift winter that followed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+On January 14, or February 23, or it might have been March 2, Queed
+unexpectedly reentered the dining-room, toward eight o'clock, with the
+grave announcement that he had a piece of news. Sharlee was alone in the
+room, concluding the post-prandial chores with the laying of the
+Turkey-red cloth. She was in fickle vein this evening, as it chanced;
+and instead of respectfully inquiring the nature of his tidings, as was
+naturally and properly expected of her, she received the young man with
+a fire of breezy inconsequentialities which puzzled and annoyed him
+greatly.
+
+She admitted, without pressure, that she had been hoping for his return;
+had in fact been dawdling over the duties of the dining-room on that
+very expectation. From there her fancy grew. Audaciously she urged his
+reluctant attention to the number of her comings to Mrs. Paynter's in
+recent months. With an exceedingly stagey counterfeit of a downcast eye,
+she hinted at gossip lately arising from public observation of these
+visits: gossip, namely, to the effect that Miss Weyland's ostensible
+suppings with her aunt were neither better nor worse than so many bold
+calls upon Mr. Queed. Her lip quivered alarmingly over such a
+confession; undoubtedly she looked enormously abashed.
+
+Mr. Queed, for his part, looked highly displeased and more than a shade
+uncomfortable. He annihilated all such foolishness by a look and a
+phrase; observed, in a stately opening, that she would hardly trouble to
+deny empty rumor of this sort, since--
+
+"I can't deny it, you see! Because," she interrupted, raising her eyes
+and turning upon him a sudden dazzling yet outrageous smile--"_it's
+true_."
+
+She skipped away, smiling to herself, happily putting things away and
+humming an air. Queed watched her in annoyed silence. His adamantine
+gravity inspired her with an irresistible impulse to levity; so the law
+of averages claimed its innings.
+
+"While you are thinking up what to say," she rattled on, "might I ask
+your advice on a sociological problem that was just laid before me by
+Laura?"
+
+"Well," he said impatiently, "who is Laura?"
+
+"Laura is the loyal negress who cooks the food for Mrs. Paynter's bright
+young men. Her husband first deserted her, next had the misfortune to
+get caught while burgling, and is at present doing time, as the saying
+is. Now a young bright-skin negro desires to marry Laura, and speaks in
+urgent tones of the divorce court. Her attitude is more than willing,
+but she learns that a divorce, at the lowest conceivable price, will
+cost fifteen dollars, and she had rather put the money in a suit and
+bonnet. But a thought no larger than a man's hand has crossed her mind,
+and she said to me just now: 'I 'clare, Miss Sharly, it do look like,
+when you got a beau and he want to marry you, and all the time axin' and
+coaxin' an' beggin' you to get a div-o'ce, it do look like _he_ ought to
+pay for the div-o'ce.' Now what answer has your old science to give to a
+real heart problem such as that?"
+
+"May I ask that you will put the napkins away, or at the least remain
+stationary? It is impossible for me to talk with you while you flutter
+about in this way."
+
+At last she came and sat down meekly at the table, her hands clasped
+before her in rather a devotional attitude, while he, standing, fixed
+her with his unwavering gaze.
+
+"I speak to you," he began, uncompromisingly, "as to Mrs. Paynter's
+agent. Professor Nicolovius is going to move in the spring and take an
+apartment or small house. He has invited me to share such apartment or
+house with him."
+
+"What! But you declined?"
+
+"On the contrary, I accepted at once."
+
+Mrs. Paynter's agent was much surprised and interested by this news, and
+said so. "But how in the world," she went on, puzzled, "did you make him
+like you so? I always supposed that he hated everybody--he does me, I
+know."
+
+"I believe he does hate everybody but me."
+
+"Strange--extraordinary!" said Sharlee, picturing the two scholars alone
+together in their flat, endeavoring to soft-boil eggs on one of those
+little fixtures over the gas.
+
+"I can see nothing in the least extraordinary in the refusal of a
+cultured gentleman to hate me."
+
+"I don't mean it that way at all--not at all! But Professor Nicolovius
+must know cultured gentlemen, congenial roomers, who are nearer his own
+age--"
+
+"Oh, not necessarily," said Queed, and sat down in the chair by her,
+Major Brooke's chair. "He is a most unsocial sort of man,"--this from
+the little Doctor!--"and I doubt if he knows anybody better than he
+knows me. That he knows me so well is due solely to the fact that we
+have been forced on each other three times a day for over a year. For
+the first month or so after I came here, we remained entire strangers, I
+remember, and passed each other on the stairs without speaking.
+Gradually, however, he has come to take a great fancy to me."
+
+"And is that why you are going off to a honeymoon cottage with him?"
+
+"Hardly. I am going because it will be the best sort of arrangement for
+me."
+
+"Oh!"
+
+"I will pay, you see," said Queed, "no more than I am paying here; for
+that matter, I have no doubt that I could beat him down to five dollars
+a week, if I cared to do so. In return I shall have decidedly greater
+comforts and conveniences, far greater quiet and independence, and
+complete freedom from interruptions and intrusions. The arrangement will
+be a big gain in several ways for me."
+
+"And have you taken a great fancy to Professor Nicolovius, too?"
+
+"Oh, no!--not at all. But that has very little to do with it. At least
+he has the great gift of silence."
+
+Sharlee looked at his absorbed face closely. She thought that his head
+in profile was very fine, though certainly his nose was too prominent
+for beauty. But what she was wondering was whether the little Doctor had
+really changed so much after all.
+
+"Well," said she, slowly, "I'm sorry you're going."
+
+"Sorry--why? It would appear to me that under the tenets of your
+religion you ought to be glad. You ought to compliment me for going."
+
+"I don't find anything in the tenets of my religion that requires you to
+go off and room-keep with Professor Nicolovius."
+
+"You do not? It is a tremendous kindness to him, I assure you. To have a
+place of his own has long been his dream, he tells me; but he cannot
+afford it without the financial assistance I would give. Again, even if
+he could finance it, he would not venture to try it alone, because of
+his health. It appears that he is subject to some kind of
+attacks--heart, I suppose--and does not want to be alone. I have heard
+him walking his floor at 3 o'clock in the morning. Do you know anything
+about his life?"
+
+"No. Nothing."
+
+"I know everything."
+
+He paused for her to ask him questions, that he might have the pleasure
+of refusing her. But instead of prying, Sharlee said: "Still I'm sorry
+that you are going."
+
+"Well? Why?"
+
+"Because," said Sharlee.
+
+"Proceed."
+
+"Because I don't like his eyes."
+
+"The question, from your point of view," said Mr. Queed, "is a
+moral--not an optic one. These acts which confer benefits on others," he
+continued, "so peculiarly commended by your religion, are conceived by
+it to work moral good to the doer. The _eyes_ (which you use
+synecdochically to represent the _character_) of the person to whom they
+are done, have nothing--"
+
+"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, briskly interrupting his exegetical words, "I
+believe you are going off with Professor Nicolovius chiefly because--you
+think he needs you!"
+
+He looked up sharply, much surprised and irritated. "That is absolutely
+foolish and absurd. I have nothing in the world to do with what
+Professor Nicolovius needs. You must always remember that I am not a
+subscriber to the tenets of your religion."
+
+"It is not too late. I always remember that too."
+
+"But I must say frankly that I am much surprised at the way you
+interpret those tenets. For if--"
+
+"Oh, you should never have tested me on such a question! Don't you see
+that I'm the judge sitting in his or her own case? Two boarders gone at
+one swoop! How shall I break the news to Aunt Jennie?"
+
+He thought this over in silence and then said impatiently; "I'm sorry,
+but I do not feel that I can consider that phase of the matter."
+
+"Certainly not."
+
+"The arrangement between us is a strictly business one, based on mutual
+advantage, and to be terminated at will as the interests of either party
+dictates."
+
+"Exactly."
+
+He turned a sharp glance on her, and rose. Having risen he stood a
+moment, irresolute, frowning, troubled by a thought. Then he said, in an
+annoyed, nervous voice:--
+
+"Look here, will it be a serious thing for your aunt to lose me?"
+
+The agent burst out laughing. He was surprised by her merriment; he
+could not guess that it covered her instantaneous discovery that she
+liked him more than she would ever have thought possible.
+
+"While I'm on the other side--remember that," said she, "I'm obliged to
+tell you that we can let the rooms any day at an hour's notice. Not that
+the places of our two scholars can ever be filled, but the
+boarding-house business is booming these days. We are turning them away.
+Do you remember the night that you walked in here an hour late for
+supper, and I arose and collected twenty dollars from you?"
+
+"Oh, yes.... By the way--I have never asked--whatever became of that
+extraordinary pleasure-dog of yours?"
+
+"Thank you. He is bigger and more pleasurable than ever. I take him out
+every afternoon, and each day, just as the clock strikes five, he knocks
+over a strange young man for me. It is delightful sport. But he has
+never found any young man that he enjoyed as heartily as he did you."
+
+Gravely he moved toward the door. "I must return to my work. You will
+tell your aunt I have given notice? Well--good-evening."
+
+"_Good_-evening, Mr. Queed."
+
+The door half shut upon him, but opened again to admit his head and
+shoulders.
+
+"By the way, there was a curious happening yesterday which might be of
+interest to you. Did you see it in the _Post_--a small item headed 'The
+Two Queeds'?"
+
+"Oh--no! About you and Tim?"
+
+"About Tim, but not about me. His beat was changed the other day, it
+seems, and early yesterday morning a bank in his new district was broken
+into. Tim went in and arrested the burglar after a desperate fight in
+the dark. When other policemen came and turned on the lights, Tim
+discovered to his horror that he had captured his brother Murphy."
+
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+ _Of President West of Old Blaines College, his Trustees and his
+ Troubles; his Firmness in the Brown-Jones Hazing Incident so
+ misconstrued by Malicious Asses; his Article for the Post, and why
+ it was never printed: all ending in West's Profound Dissatisfaction
+ with the Rewards of Patriotism._
+
+
+The way of Blaines College was not wholly smooth that winter, and
+annoyances rose to fret the fine edge of President West's virgin
+enthusiasms. The opening had been somewhat disappointing. True, there
+were more students than last year, the exact increment being nine. But
+West had hoped for an increase of fifty, and had communicated his
+expectations to the trustees, who were correspondingly let down when the
+actual figures--total enrolment, 167--were produced at the October
+meeting. The young president explained about the exasperating delays in
+getting out his advertising literature, but the trustees rather hemmed
+over the bills and said that that was a lot of money. And one of them
+bluntly called attention to the fact that the President had not assumed
+his duties till well along in September.
+
+West, with charming humility and good humor, asked indulgence for his
+inexperience. His mistake, he said, in giving an excess of time to the
+study of the great collegiate systems of the old world, if it was a
+mistake, was one that could hardly be repeated. Next year ...
+
+"Meantime," said the blunt trustee, "you've got a ten per cent increase
+in expenditures and but nine more stoodents."
+
+"Let us not wholly forget," said West, with his disarming smile, "my
+hope to add substantially to the endowment."
+
+But he marked this trustee as one likely to give trouble in the future,
+and hence to be handled with care. He was a forthright, upstanding,
+lantern-jawed man of the people, by the name of James E. Winter. A
+contractor by profession and a former member of the city council, he
+represented the city on the board of trustees. For the city appropriated
+seventy-five hundred dollars a year, for the use of the college, and in
+return for this munificence, reserved the right to name three members of
+the board.
+
+Nor was Mr. Winter the only man of his kidney on that directorate. From
+his great friend among the trustees, Mr. Fyne, donator of the fifty
+thousand dollar endowment on which Blaines College partly subsisted,
+West learned that his election to the presidency had failed of being
+unanimous. In fact, the vote had stood seven to five, and the meeting at
+which he was chosen had at times approached violence. Of the five, two
+had voted against West because they thought that old Dr. Gilfillan's
+resignation did not have that purely spontaneous character so desirable
+under the circumstances; two because they did not think that West had
+the qualifications, or would have the right point of view, for a
+people's college; and one for all these reasons, or for any other
+reason, which is to say for personal reasons. This one, said Mr. Fyne,
+was James E. Winter.
+
+"I know," said West. "He's never got over the poundings we used to give
+him in the _Post_ when he trained with those grafters on the Council.
+He'd put poison in my tea on half a chance."
+
+Unhappily, the sharp cleft made in the board at the time of the election
+survived and deepened. The trustees developed a way of dividing seven to
+five on almost all of West's recommendations which was anything but
+encouraging. An obstinate, but human, pride of opinion tended to keep
+the two factions facing each other intact, and matters very tiny in
+themselves served, as the weeks went by, to aggravate this feeling.
+Once, at least, before Christmas, it required all of West's tact and
+good-humor to restore the appearance of harmony to a meeting which was
+fast growing excited.
+
+But the young president would not allow himself to become discouraged.
+He earnestly intended to show James E. Winter which of the two knew most
+about running a modern institution of the higher learning. Only the
+perfectest bloom of his ardor faded under the constant handling of rough
+fingers. The interval separating Blaines College and the University of
+Paris began to loom larger than it had seemed in the halcyon
+summer-time, and the classic group of noble piles receded further and
+further into the prophetic haze. But West's fine energy and optimism
+remained. And he continued to see in the college, unpromising though the
+outlook was in some respects, a real instrument for the uplift.
+
+The president sat up late on those evenings when social diversions did
+not claim his time, going over and over his faculty list with a critical
+eye, and always with profound disapproval. There were only three Ph.D.'s
+among them, and as a whole the average of attainment was below, rather
+than above, the middle grade. They were, he was obliged to admit, a lot
+of cheap men for a cheap college. With such a staff, a distinguished
+standard was clearly not to be hoped for. But what to do about it? His
+general idea during the summer had been mercilessly to weed out the weak
+brothers in the faculty, a few at a time, and fill their places with men
+of the first standing. But now a great obstacle presented itself. Men of
+the first standing demanded salaries of the first standing. Blaines
+College was not at present in position to pay such salaries. Obviously
+one of two courses remained. Either the elevation of the faculty must
+proceed in a very modest form, or else Blaines College must get in
+position to pay larger salaries. West decided to move in both
+directions.
+
+There was one man on the staff that West objected to from the first
+faculty meeting. This was a man named Harkly Young, a youngish,
+tobacco-chewing fellow of lowly origin and unlessoned manners, who was
+"assistant professor" of mathematics at a salary of one thousand dollars
+a year. Professor Young's bearing and address did anything but meet the
+president's idea of scholarliness; and West had no difficulty in
+convincing himself of the man's incompetence. Details came to his
+attention from time to time during the autumn which served to strengthen
+his snap-shot judgment, but he made the mistake, doubtless, of failing
+to communicate his dissatisfaction to Professor Young, and so giving him
+an inkling of impending disaster. West knew of just the man for this
+position, a brilliant young assistant superintendent of schools in
+another part of the state, who could be secured for the same salary.
+Eager to begin his house-cleaning and mark some definite progress, West
+hurled his bolt from the blue. About the middle of December he
+dispatched a letter to the doomed man notifying him that his services
+would not be required after the Christmas recess.
+
+Instead of accepting his dismissal in a quiet and gentlemanly way, and
+making of himself a glad thank-offering on the altar of scholarship,
+Professor Young had the poor taste to create an uproar. After satisfying
+himself in a stirring personal interview that the president's letter was
+final, he departed in a fury, and brought suit against the college and
+Charles Gardiner West personally for his year's salary. He insisted that
+he had been engaged for the full college year. To the court he
+represented that he was a married man with six children, and absolutely
+dependent upon his position for his livelihood.
+
+Professor Young happened to be very unpopular with both his colleagues
+and the students, and probably all felt that it was a case of good
+riddance, particularly as West's new man rode rapidly into general
+popularity. These facts hampered the Winterites on the board, but
+nevertheless they made the most of the incident, affecting to believe
+that Young had been harshly treated. The issue, they intimated, was one
+of the classes against the masses. The _Chronicle_, the penny evening
+paper which found it profitable business to stand for the under-dog and
+"the masses," scareheaded a jaundiced account of the affair, built up
+around an impassioned statement from Professor Young. The same issue
+carried an editorial entitled, "The Kid Glove College." West laughed at
+the editorial, but he was a sensitive man to criticism and the sarcastic
+gibes wounded him. When the attorneys for the college advised a
+settlement out of court by paying the obstreperous Young three hundred
+dollars in cash, James Winter was outspoken in his remarks. A resolution
+restraining the president from making any changes in the faculty,
+without the previous consent and approval of the board, was defeated,
+after warm discussion, by the margin of seven votes to five.
+
+"By the Lord, gentlemen," said Mr. Fyne, indignantly, "if you cannot put
+any confidence in the discretion of your president, you'd better get one
+whose discretion you can put confidence in."
+
+"That's just what I say," rejoined James E. Winter, with instant
+significance.
+
+Other changes in his faculty West decided to defer till the beginning of
+a new year. All his surplus energy should be concentrated, he decided,
+on raising an endowment fund which should put the college on a sound
+financial basis before that time came. But here again he collided with
+the thick wall of trustee bigotry.
+
+In the city, despite his youth, he was already well known as a speaker,
+and was a favorite orator on agreeable occasions of a semi-public
+nature. This was a sort of prestige that was well worth cultivating. In
+the State, and even outside of it, he had many connections through
+various activities, and by deft correspondence he easily put himself in
+line for such honors as they had to offer. Invitations to speak came
+rolling in in the most gratifying way. His plan was to mount upon these
+to invitations of an even higher class. In December he made a much
+admired address before the Associated Progress Boards. The next month,
+through much subtle wire-pulling, he got himself put on the toast list
+at the annual banquet of the distinguished American Society for the
+Promotion of the Higher Education. There his name met on equal terms
+with names as yet far better known. He spoke for ten minutes and sat
+down with the thrill of having surpassed himself. A famous financier who
+sat with him at the speaker's table told him that his speech was the
+best of the evening, because the shortest, and asked several questions
+about Blaines College. The young President returned home in a fine glow,
+which the hostile trustees promptly subjected to a cold douche.
+
+"I'd like to inquire," said James E. Winter, sombrely, at the January
+board meeting, "what is the point, if any, of the President of Blaines
+College trapesing all over the country to attend these here banquets."
+
+They used unacademic as well as plain language in the Blaines board
+meeting by this time. West smiled at Trustee Winter's question. To him
+the man habitually seemed as malapropos as a spiteful old lady.
+
+"The point is, Mr. Winter, to get in touch with the sources of endowment
+funds. Blaines College on its present foundation cannot hope to compete
+with enlightened modern colleges of from five to one hundred times its
+resources. If we mean to advance, we must do it by bringing Blaines
+favorably to the attention of philanthropists who--"
+
+"No, _sir!_" roared Winter, bringing his contractor's fist down
+thuddingly upon the long table. "Such noo-fangled ideas are against the
+traditions of old Blaines College, I say! Old Blaines College is not
+asking for alms. Old Blaines College is not a whining beggar, whatever
+those Yankee colleges may be. I say, gentlemen, it's beneath the dignity
+of old Blaines College for its president to go about Noo York bowing and
+scraping and passing the hat to Rockyfeller, and such-like boocaneers."
+
+To West's unfeigned surprise, this view of the matter met with solid
+backing. Reminiscences of the "tainted money" controversy appeared in
+the trustees' talk. "Subsidized education" was heard more than once. One
+spoke bitterly of Oil Colleges. No resolution was introduced, James E.
+Winter having inadvertently come unprepared, but the majority opinion
+was clearly that old Blaines College (founded 1894) should draw in her
+traditional skirts from the yellow flood then pouring over the country,
+and remain, small it may be, but superbly incorruptible.
+
+For once, West left his trustees thoroughly disgusted and out of humor.
+
+"Why, _why_ are we doomed to this invincible hostility to a new idea?"
+he cried, in the bitterness of his soul. "Here is the spirit of progress
+not merely beckoning to us, but fairly springing into our laps, and
+because it speaks in accents that were unfamiliar to the slave
+patriarchy of a hundred years ago, we drag it outside the city and
+crucify it. I tell you these old Bourbons whom we call leaders are
+millstones around our necks, and we can never move an inch until we've
+laid the last one of them under the sod."
+
+Sharlee Weyland, to whom he repeated this thought, though she was all
+sympathy with his difficulties, did not nevertheless think that this was
+quite fair. "Look," she said, "at the tremendous progress we've made in
+the last ten years."
+
+"Yes," he flashed back at her, "and who can say that a state like
+Massachusetts, with the same incomparable opportunities, wouldn't have
+made ten times as much!"
+
+But he was the best-natured man alive, and his vexation soon faded. In a
+week, he was once more busy planning out ways and means. He sought funds
+in the metropolis no more, and the famous financier spared him the
+mortification of having to refuse a donation by considerately not
+offering one. But he continued to make addresses in the State, and in
+the city he was in frequent demand. However, the endowment fund remained
+obstinately immovable. By February there had been no additions, unless
+we can count five hundred dollars promised by dashing young Beverley
+Byrd on the somewhat whimsical condition that his brother Stewart would
+give an equal amount.
+
+"Moreover," said young Mr. Byrd, "I'll increase it to seven hundred and
+fifty dollars if your friend Winter will publicly denounce me as a
+boocaneer. It'll help me in my business to be lined up with Rockefeller
+and all those Ikes."
+
+But this gift never materialized at all, for the reason that Stewart
+Byrd kindly but firmly refused to give anything. A rich vein of
+horse-sense underlay Byrd's philanthropic enthusiasms; and even the
+necessity for the continued existence of old Blaines College appeared to
+be by no means clear in his mind.
+
+"If you had a free hand, Gardiner," said he, "that would be one thing,
+but you haven't. I've had my eye on Blaines for a long time, and frankly
+I don't think it is entitled to any assistance. You have an inferior
+plant and a lot of inferior men; a small college governed by small ideas
+and ridden by a close corporation of small trustees--"
+
+"But heavens, man!" protested West, "your argument makes a perfect
+circle. You won't help Blaines because it's poorly equipped, and Blaines
+is poorly equipped because the yellow-rich--that's you--won't help it."
+
+Stewart Byrd wiped his gold-rimmed glasses, laughing pleasantly. He was
+the oldest of the four brothers, a man of authority at forty; and West
+watched him with a secret admiration, not untouched by a flicker of
+envy.
+
+"What's the answer? Blessed if I know! The fact is, old fellow, I think
+you've got an utterly hopeless job there, and if I were you, I believe
+I'd get ready to throw it over at the first opportunity."
+
+West replied that it was only the hard things that were worth doing in
+this life. None the less, as winter drew to a close, he insensibly
+relaxed his efforts toward the immediate exaltation of old Blaines. As
+he looked more closely into the situation, he realized that his too
+impetuous desire for results had driven him to waste energy in hopeless
+directions. How could he ever do anything, with a lot of moss-backed
+trustees tying his hands and feet every time he tried to toddle a step
+forward--he and Blaines? Clearly the first step of all was to oust the
+fossils who stood like rocks in the path of progress, and fill their
+places with men who could at least recognize a progressive idea when
+they were beaten across the nose with it. He studied his trustee list
+now more purposefully than he had ever pored over his faculty line up.
+By the early spring, he was ready to set subtle influences going looking
+to the defeat of the insurgent five, including James E. Winter, whose
+term happily expired on the first of January following.
+
+But the president's lines did not all fall in gloomy and prickly places
+in these days. His perennial faculty for enjoyment never deserted him
+even in his darkest hours. His big red automobile, acquired on the crest
+of Semple and West's prosperity, was constantly to be seen bowling down
+the street of an early-vernal afternoon, or dancing down far country
+lanes light with a load of two. The Thursday German had known him as of
+old, and many were the delightful dinners where he proved, by merit
+alone, the life of the party. Nor were his pleasures by any means all
+dissociated from Blaines College. The local prestige that the president
+acquired from his position was decidedly agreeable to him. Never an
+educational point arose in the life of the city or the nation but the
+_Post_ carried a long interview giving Mr. West's views upon it.
+Corner-stone laying afforded him a sincere joy. Even discussions with
+parents about their young hopefuls was anything but irksome to his
+buoyant nature.
+
+Best and pleasantest of all was his relation with the students. His
+notable gift for popularity, however futile it might be with embittered
+asses like James E. Winter, served him in good stead here. West could
+not conceal from himself that the boys idolized him. With secret delight
+he saw them copying his walk, his taste in waistcoats, the way he
+brushed back his hair. He had them in relays to his home to supper,
+skipping only those of too hopeless an uncouthness, and sent them home
+enchanted. He had introduced into the collegiate programme a five-minute
+prayer, held every morning at nine, at which he made brief addresses on
+some phase of college ideals every Tuesday and Friday. Attendance at
+these gatherings was optional, but it kept up in the most gratifying
+way, and sometimes on a Friday the little assembly-room would be quite
+filled with the frankly admiring lads. "Why should I mind the little
+annoyances," would flash into his mind as he rose to speak, "when I can
+look down into a lot of fine, loyal young faces like this. _Here_ is
+what counts." His appearance at student gatherings was always attended
+by an ovation. He loved to hear the old Blaines cheer, with three
+ringing "Prexy's" tacked on the end. One Saturday in early April, Prexy
+took Miss Avery to a baseball game, somewhat against her will, solely
+that she might see how his students worshiped him. On the following
+Saturday, all with even-handed liberality, he took Miss Weyland to
+another baseball game, with the same delightful purpose.
+
+The spring found West stronger and more contented with his lot as
+president of a jerkwater college, decidedly happier for the burning out
+of the fires of hot ambition which had consumed his soul six months
+earlier. He told himself that he was reconciled to a slow advance with
+fighting every inch of the way. But he saw the uselessness of fighting
+trustees who were doomed soon to fall, and resigned himself to a quiet,
+in fact a temporarily suspended, programme of progress. And then, just
+when everything seemed most comfortably serene, a new straw suddenly
+appeared in the wind, which quickly multiplied into a bundle and then a
+bale, and all at once the camel's back had more than it could bear.
+April was hardly dead before the college world was in a turmoil, by the
+side of which the Young affair was the mere buzzing of a gnat.
+
+History is full of incidents of the kind: incidents which are trifling
+beyond mention in the beginning, but which malign circumstance distorts
+and magnifies till they set nations daggers-drawn at each other's
+throats. Two students lured a "freshman" to their room and there invited
+him to drink a marvelous compound the beginnings of which were fat pork
+and olive oil; this while standing on his head. The freshman did not
+feel in a position to deny their request. But his was a delicate
+stomach, and the result of his accommodating spirit was that he became
+violently, though not seriously, ill. Thus the matter came to the
+attention of his parents, and so to the college authorities. The sick
+lad stoutly declined to tell who were his persecutors, but West managed
+to track one of them down and summoned him to his office. We may call
+this student Brown; a pleasant-mannered youth of excellent family, whose
+sister West sometimes danced with at the Thursday German. Brown said
+that he had, indeed, been present during the sad affair, that he had, in
+fact, to his eternal humiliation and regret, aided and abetted it; but
+he delicately hinted that the prime responsibility rested on the
+shoulders of the other student. Rather unwisely, perhaps, West pressed
+him to disclose the name of his collaborator. (Brown afterwards, to
+square himself with the students, alleged "intimidation.") A youth whom
+we may describe as Jones was mentioned, and later, in the august private
+office, was invited to tell what he knew of the disorder. Henceforward
+accounts vary. Jones declared to the end that the president promised a
+light punishment for all concerned if he would make a clean breast. West
+asserted--and who would doubt his statement?--that he had made no
+promise, or even a suggestion of a promise, of any kind. Be that as it
+may, Jones proceeded, though declining to mention any other name than
+his own. He declared positively that the idea of hazing the freshman had
+not originated with him, but that he had taken a culpable part in it,
+for which he was heartily sorry. Asked whether he considered himself or
+his colleague principally responsible for the injury to the freshman's
+health, he said that he preferred not to answer. To West this seemed a
+damaging admission, though perhaps not everybody would have so viewed
+it. He sent Jones away with no intimation of what he proposed to do.
+
+There was the situation, plain as a barn at noonday. All that was needed
+was tact, judgment, and a firm hand. The young president hesitated.
+Ordinarily he would have taken a quiet hour in the evening to think it
+all over carefully, but as it happened--like Lord George Germaine and
+the dispatch to Burgoyne--social engagements rushed forward to occupy
+his time. Next morning his mail brought several letters, urging him to
+set his foot ruthlessly on the serpent-head of hazing. His telephone
+rang with the same firm counsel. The _Post_, he saw, had a long leading
+article insisting that discipline must be maintained at all hazards. It
+was observed that this article thundered in the old Colonel's best
+style, and this was the more noteworthy in that the article in question
+happened to be written by a young man of the name of Queed.
+
+West would have preferred to let the matter stand for a day or so, but
+he saw that prompt and decisive action was expected of him. Denying
+himself to callers, he shut himself in his office, to determine what was
+just and fair and right. The advice of his correspondents, and of the
+_Post_, tallied exactly with what the trustees had told him in the
+beginning about the traditions of old Blaines. Hazing was not to be
+tolerated under any circumstances. Therefore, somebody's head would now
+have to fall. There could hardly be any occasion for expelling nice
+young Brown. For a minor consideration, it would be decidedly awkward
+henceforward, to have to offer salt to Mrs. Brown at dinner, as he had
+done only last week, with the hand that had ruined her son's career.
+Much more important, it seemed clear enough to West that the boy had
+only been weak, and had been tempted into misbehavior by his older and
+more wilful comrade. West had never liked young Jones. He was a
+rawboned, unkempt sprig of the masses, who had not been included in any
+of the student suppers at the president's house. Jones's refusal to
+speak out fully on all the details of the affair pointed strongly, so
+West argued, to consciousness of damning guilt. The path of
+administrative duty appeared plain. West, to say truth, had not at
+first expected to apply the drastic penalty of expulsion at all, but it
+was clear that this was what the city expected of him. The universal cry
+was for unshrinking firmness. Well, he would show them that he was firm,
+and shrank from no unpleasantness where his duty was concerned. Brown he
+ordered before him for a severe reprimand, and Jones he summarily
+dismissed from old Blaines College.
+
+These decrees went into effect at noon. At 4 o'clock in the afternoon
+the war-dogs broke their leashes. Four was the hour when the "night"
+edition of the _Evening Chronicle_ came smoking hot from the presses. It
+appeared that young Jones was the son, not merely of a plumber, but of a
+plumber who was decidedly prominent in lodge circles and the smaller
+areas of politics. His case was therefore precisely the kind that the
+young men of the Chronicle loved to espouse. The three-column scare-head
+over their bitterly partisan "story" ran thus:
+
+ POOR BOY KICKED OUT
+ BY PRESIDENT WEST
+
+Close beside this, lest the reader should fail to grasp the full meaning
+of the boldface, was a three-column cartoon, crudely drawn but adroit
+enough. It represented West, unpleasantly caricatured, garbed in a
+swallow-tail coat and enormous white gloves, with a gardenia in his
+buttonhole, engaged in booting a lad of singular nobility of countenance
+out of an open door. A tag around the lad's neck described him as "The
+Workingman's Son." Under the devilish drawing ran a line which said,
+succinctly, "His Policies." On page four was a double column,
+double-leaded editorial, liberal with capitals and entitled: "Justice in
+Silk Stockings."
+
+But this was only a beginning. Next morning's _Post_, which West had
+counted on to come to his assistance with a ringing leader, so earnestly
+discussed rotation of crops and the approaching gubernatorial campaign,
+that it had not a line for the little disturbance at the college. If
+this was a disappointment to West, a greater blow awaited him. Not to
+try to gloss over the mortifying circumstance, he was hissed when he
+entered the morning assembly--he, the prince, idol, and darling of his
+students. Though the room was full, the hissing was of small
+proportions, but rather too big to be ignored. West, after debating with
+himself whether or not he should notice it, made a graceful and manly
+two-minute talk which, he flattered himself, effectually abashed the
+lads who had so far forgotten themselves. None the less the
+demonstration cut him to the quick. When four o'clock came he found
+himself waiting for the appearance of the _Chronicle_ with an anxiety
+which he had never conceived possible with regard to that paper. A
+glance at its lurid front showed that the blatherskites had pounded him
+harder than ever. A black headline glared with the untruth that
+President West had been "Hissed by Entire Student Body." Editorially,
+the _Chronicle_ passionately inquired whether the taxpayers enjoyed
+having the college which they so liberally supported (exact amount
+seventy-five hundred dollars a year) mismanaged in so gross a way.
+
+West put a laughing face upon these calumnies, but to himself he owned
+that he was deeply hurt. Dropping in at the club that night, he found a
+group of men, all his friends, eagerly discussing the shindig, as they
+called it. Joining in with that perfect good-humor and lack of false
+pride which was characteristic of him, he gathered that all of them
+thought he had made a mistake. It seemed to be considered that Brown had
+put himself in a bad light by trying to throw the blame on Jones. Jones,
+they said, should not have been bounced without Brown, and probably the
+best thing would have been not to bounce either. The irritating thing
+about this latter view was that it was exactly what West had thought in
+the first place, before pressure was applied to him.
+
+In the still watches of the night the young man was harried by
+uncertainties and tortured by stirring suspicions. Had he been fair to
+Jones, after all? Was his summary action in regard to that youth
+prompted in the faintest degree by personal dislike? Was he conceivably
+the kind of man who is capable of thinking one thing and doing another?
+The most afflicting of all doubts, doubt of himself, kept the young man
+tossing on his pillow for at least an hour.
+
+But he woke with a clear-cut decision singing in his mind and gladdening
+his morning. He would take Jones back. He would generously reinstate the
+youth, on the ground that the public mortification already put upon him
+was a sufficient punishment for his sins and abundant warning for others
+like-minded. This would settle all difficulties at one stroke and
+definitely lay the ghost of a disagreeable occurrence. The solution was
+so simple that he marvelled that he had not thought of it before.
+
+His morning's mail, containing one or two very unpleasant letters, only
+strengthened his determination. He lost no time in carrying it out. By
+special messenger he dispatched a carefully written and kindly letter to
+Jones, Senior. Jones, Senior, tore it across the middle and returned it
+by the same messenger. He then informed the _Chronicle_ what he had
+done. The _Chronicle_ that afternoon shrieked it under a five-column
+head, together with a ferocious statement from Jones, Senior, saying
+that he would rather see his son breaking rocks in the road than a
+student in such a college as Blaines was, under the present régime. The
+editor, instead of seeing in West's letter a spontaneous act of
+magnanimity in the interest of the academic uplift, maliciously twisted
+it into a grudging confession of error, "unrelieved by the grace of
+manly retraction and apology." So ran the editorial, which was
+offensively headed "West's Fatal Flop." Some of the State papers, it
+seemed from excerpts printed in another column, were foolishly following
+the _Chronicle's_ lead; Republican cracker-box orators were trying
+somehow to make capital of the thing; and altogether there was a very
+unpleasant little mess, which showed signs of developing rapidly into
+what is known as an "issue."
+
+That afternoon, when the tempest in the collegiate teapot was storming
+at its merriest, West, being downtown on private business, chanced to
+drop in at the Post office, according to his frequent habit. He found
+the sanctum under the guard of the young assistant editor. The Colonel,
+in fact, had been sick in bed for four days, and in his absence, Queed
+was acting-editor and sole contributor of the leaded minion. The two
+young men greeted each other pleasantly.
+
+"I'm reading you every day," said West, presently, "and, flattery and
+all that aside, I've been both surprised and delighted at the character
+of the work you're doing. It's fully up to the best traditions of the
+_Post_, and that strikes me as quite a feat for a man of your years."
+
+Because he was pleased at this tribute, Queed answered briefly, and at
+once changed the subject. But he did it maladroitly by expressing the
+hope that things were going well with Mr. West.
+
+"Well, not hardly," said West, and gave his pleasant laugh. "You may
+possibly have noticed from our esteemed afternoon contemporary that I'm
+in a very pretty little pickle. But by the way," he added, with entire
+good humor, "the _Post_ doesn't appear to have noticed it after all."
+
+"No," said Queed, slowly, not pretending to misunderstand. He hesitated,
+a rare thing with him. "The fact is I could not write what you would
+naturally wish to have written, and therefore I haven't written anything
+at all."
+
+West threw up his hands in mock horror. "Here's another one! Come on,
+fellers! Kick him!--he's got no friends! You know," he laughed, "I
+remind myself of the man who stuck his head in at the teller's window,
+wanting to have a check cashed. The teller didn't know him from Adam.
+'Have you any friends here in the city?' asked he. 'Lord, no!' said the
+stranger; 'I'm the weather man.'"
+
+Queed smiled.
+
+"And I was only trying in my poor way," said West, mournfully, "to
+follow the advice that you, young man, roared at me for a column on the
+fatal morning."
+
+"I've regretted that," said Queed. "Though, of course, I never looked
+for any such developments as this. I was merely trying to act on Colonel
+Cowles's advice about always playing up local topics. You are doubtless
+familiar with his dictum that the people are far more interested in a
+cat-fight at Seventh and Centre Streets than in the greatest exploits of
+science."
+
+West laughed and rose to go. Then a good-natured thought struck him.
+"Look here," said he, "this must be a great load, with the Colonel
+away--doing all of three columns a day by yourself. How on earth do you
+manage it?"
+
+"Well, I start work at eight o'clock in the morning."
+
+"And what time does that get you through?"
+
+"Usually in time to get to press with it."
+
+"Oh, I say! That won't do at all. You'll break yourself down, playing
+both ends against the middle like that. Let me help you out, won't you?
+Let me do something for you right now?"
+
+"If you really feel like it," said Queed, remembering how the Colonel
+welcomed Mr. West's occasional contributions to his columns, "of course
+I shall be glad to have something from you."
+
+"Why, my dear fellow, certainly! Hand me some copy-paper there, and go
+right on with your work while I unbosom my pent-up Uticas."
+
+He meditated a moment, wrote rapidly for half an hour, and rose with a
+hurried glance at his watch.
+
+"Here's a little squib about the college that may serve as a
+space-filler. I must fly for an engagement. I'll try to come down
+to-morrow afternoon anyway, and if you need anything to-night, 'phone
+me. Delighted to help you out."
+
+Queed picked up the scattered sheets and read them over carefully. He
+found that Director West had written a very able defense, and
+whole-hearted endorsement, of President West's position in the Blaines
+College hazing affair.
+
+The acting editor sat for some time in deep thought. Eighteen months'
+increasing contact with Buck Klinker and other men of action had
+somewhat tamed his soaring self-sufficiency. He was not nearly so sure
+as he once was that he knew everything there was to know, and a little
+more besides. West, personally, whom he saw often, he had gradually come
+to admire with warmth. By slow degrees it came to him that the popular
+young president had many qualities of a very desirable sort which he
+himself lacked. West's opinion on a question of college discipline was
+likely to be at least as sound as his own. Moreover, West was one of the
+owners and managers of the _Post_.
+
+Nevertheless, he, Queed, did not see how he could accept and print this
+article.
+
+It was the old-school Colonel's fundamental axiom, drilled into and
+fully adopted by his assistant, that the editor must be personally
+responsible for every word that appeared in his columns. Those columns,
+to be kept pure, must represent nothing but the editor's personal views.
+Therefore, on more than one occasion, the Colonel had refused
+point-blank to prepare articles which his directors wished printed. He
+always accompanied these refusals with his resignation, which the
+directors invariably returned to him, thereby abandoning their point.
+Queed was for the moment editor in the Colonel's stead. Over the
+telephone, Colonel Cowles had instructed him, four days before, to
+assume full responsibility, communicating with him or with the directors
+if he was in doubt, but standing firmly on his own legs. As to where
+those legs now twitched to lead him, the young man could have no doubt.
+If he had a passion in his scientist's bosom, it was for exact and
+unflinching veracity. Even to keep the _Post_ silent had been something
+of a strain upon his instinct for truth, for a voice within him had
+whispered that an honest journal _ought_ to have some opinion to express
+on a matter so locally interesting as this. To publish this editorial
+would strain the instinct to the breaking point and beyond. For it would
+be equivalent to saying, whether anybody else but him knew it or not,
+that he, the present editor of the _Post_ approved and endorsed West's
+position, when the truth was that he did nothing of the sort.
+
+At eight o'clock that night, he succeeded, after prolonged search of the
+town on the part of the switchboard boy, in getting West to the
+telephone.
+
+"Mr. West," said Queed, "I am very sorry, but I don't see how I can
+print your article."
+
+"Oh, Lord!" came West's untroubled voice back over the wire. "And a
+man's enemies shall be those of his own household. What's wrong with it,
+Mr. Editor?"
+
+Queed explained his reluctances. "If that is not satisfactory to you,"
+he added, at the end, "as it hardly can be, I give you my resignation
+now, and you yourself can take charge immediately."
+
+"Bless your heart, no! Put it in the waste-basket. It doesn't make a
+kopeck's worth of difference. Here's a thought, though. Do you approve
+of the tactics of those _Chronicle_ fellows in the matter?"
+
+"No, I do not."
+
+"Well, why not show them up to-morrow?"
+
+"I'll be glad to do it."
+
+So Queed wrote a stinging little article of a couple of sticks' length,
+holding up to public scorn journalistic redshirts who curry-combed the
+masses, and preached class hatred for the money there was in it. It is
+doubtful if this article helped matters much. For the shameless
+_Chronicle_ seized on it as showing that the _Post_ had tried to defend
+the president, and utterly failed. "Even the West organ," so ran its
+brazen capitals, "does not dare endorse its darling. And no wonder,
+after the storm of indignation aroused by the _Chronicle's_ fearless
+exposures."
+
+West kept his good humor and self-control intact, but it was hardly to
+be expected that he enjoyed venomous misrepresentation of this sort. The
+solidest comfort he got in these days came from Sharlee Weyland, who did
+not read the _Chronicle_, and was most beautifully confident that
+whatever he had done was right. But after all, the counselings of Miss
+Avery, of whom he also saw much that spring, better suited his
+disgruntled humor.
+
+"They are incapable of appreciating you," said she, a siren in the red
+motor. "You owe it to yourself to enter a larger field. And"--so ran the
+languorous voice--"to your friends."
+
+The trustees met on Saturday, with the _Chronicle_ still pounding away
+with deadly regularity. Its editorial of the afternoon before was
+entitled, "We Want A College President--Not A Class President," and had
+frankly urged the trustees of old Blaines to consider whether a change
+of administration was not advisable. This was advice which some of the
+trustees were only too ready to follow. James E. Winter, coming armed
+cap-à-pie to the meeting, suggested that Mr. West withdraw for a time,
+which Mr. West properly declined to do. The implacable insurgent
+thereupon launched into a bitter face-to-face denunciation of the
+president's conduct in the hazing affair, outpacing the _Chronicle_ by
+intimating, too plainly for courtesy, that the president's conduct
+toward Jones was characterized by duplicity, if not wanting in
+consistent adherence to veracity. "I had a hard time to keep from
+hitting him," said West afterwards, "but I knew that would be the worst
+thing I could possibly do." "Maybe so," sighed Mr. Fyne, apparently not
+with full conviction. Winter went too far in moving that the president's
+continuance in office was prejudicial to the welfare of Blaines College,
+and was defeated 9 to 3. Nevertheless, West always looked back at this
+meeting as one of the most unpleasant incidents in his life. He flung
+out of it humiliated, angry, and thoroughly sick at heart.
+
+West saw himself as a persecuted patriot, who had laid a costly oblation
+on the altar of public spirit only to see the base crowd jostle forward
+and spit upon it. He was poor in this world's goods. It had cost him
+five thousand a year to accept the presidency of Blaines College. And
+this was how they rewarded him. To him, as he sat long in his office
+brooding upon the darkness of life, there came a visitor, a tall,
+angular, twinkling-eyed, slow-speaking individual who perpetually chewed
+an unlighted cigar. He was Plonny Neal, no other, the reputed great
+chieftain of city politics. Once the _Post_, in an article inspired by
+West, had referred to Plonny as "this notorious grafter." Plonny could
+hardly have considered this courteous; but he was a man who never
+remembered a grudge, until ready to pay it back with compound interest.
+West's adolescent passion for the immediate reform of politics had long
+since softened, and nowadays when the whirligig of affairs threw the two
+men together, as it did not infrequently, they met on the easiest and
+friendliest terms. West liked Plonny, as everybody did, and of Plonny's
+sincere liking for him he never had the slightest doubt.
+
+In fact, Mr. Neal's present call was to report that the manner in which
+a lady brushes a midge from her summering brow was no simpler than the
+wiping of James E. Winter off the board of Blaines College.
+
+That topic being disposed of, West introduced another.
+
+"Noticed the way the _Chronicle_ is jumping on me with all four feet,
+Plonny?" he asked, with rather a forced laugh. "Why can't those fellows
+forget it and leave me alone?"
+
+By a slow facial manoeuvre, Mr. Neal contrived to make his cigar look
+out upon the world with contemptuousness unbearable.
+
+"Why, nobody pays no attention to them fellers' wind, Mr. West. You
+could buy them off for a hundred dollars, ten dollars down, and have
+them praising you three times a week for two hundred dollars,
+twenty-five dollars down. I only take the paper," said Mr. Neal,
+"because their Sunday is mighty convenient f'r packin' furniture f'r
+shipment."
+
+The _Chronicle_ was the only paper Mr. Neal ever thought of reading, and
+this was how he stabbed it in the back.
+
+"I don't want to butt in, Mr. West," said he, rising, "and you can stop
+me if I am, but as a friend of yours--why are you botherin' yourself at
+all with this here kid's-size proposition?"
+
+"What kid's-size proposition?"
+
+"This little two-by-twice grammar school that tries to pass itself off
+for a college. And you ain't even boss of it at that! You got a gang of
+mossbacks sitting on your head who don't get a live idea among 'em wunst
+a year. Why, the archangel Gabriel wouldn't have a show with a lot of
+corpses like them! Of course it ain't my business to give advice to a
+man like you, and I'm probably offendin' you sayin' this, but someway
+you don't seem to see what's so plain to everybody else. It's your
+modesty keeps you blind, I guess. But here's what I don't see: why don't
+you come out of this little hole in the ground and get in line?"
+
+"In line?"
+
+"You're dead and buried here. Now you mention the _Evening Windbag_ that
+nobody pays no more attention to than kids yelling in the street. How
+about having a paper of your own some day, to express your own ideas and
+get things done, big things, the way you want 'em?"
+
+"You mean the _Post?_"
+
+"Well, the editor of the _Post_ certainly would be in line, whereas the
+president of Blaines Grammar School certainly ain't."
+
+"What do you mean by in line, Plonny?"
+
+Mr. Neal invested his cigar with an enigmatic significance. "I might
+mean one thing and I might mean another. I s'pose you never give a
+thought to poltix, did you?"
+
+"Well, in a general way I have thought of it sometimes."
+
+"Think of it some more," said Mr. Neal, from the door. "I see a kind of
+shake-up comin'. People say I've got infloonce in poltix, and sort of
+help to run things. Of course it ain't so. I've got no more infloonce
+than what my ballot gives me, and my takin' an intelligent public
+interest in what's goin' on. But it looks to an amatoor like the people
+are gettin' tired of this ring-rule they been givin' us, and 're goin'
+to rise in their majesty pretty soon, and fill the offices with young
+progressive men who never heeled f'r the organization."
+
+He went away, leaving the young president of Blaines vastly cheered.
+Certainly no language could have made Neal's meaning any plainer. He
+had come to tell West that, if he would only consent to get in line, he,
+great Neal, desired to put him in high office--doubtless the Mayoralty,
+which in all human probability meant the Governorship four years later.
+
+West sat long in rapt meditation. He marveled at himself for having ever
+accepted his present position. Its limitations were so narrow and so
+palpable, its possibilities were so restricted, its complacent
+provincialism so glaring, that the imaginative glories with which he had
+once enwrapped it seemed now simply grotesque. As long as he remained,
+he was an entombed nonentity. Beyond the college walls, out of the reach
+of the contemptible bigotry of the trustees of this world, the people
+were calling for him. He could be the new type of public servant, the
+clean, strong, fearless, idolized young Moses, predestined to lead a
+tired people into the promised land of political purity. Once more a
+white meadow of eager faces rolled out before the eye of his mind; and
+this time, from the buntinged hustings, he did not extol learning with
+classic periods, but excoriated political dishonesty in red-hot phrases
+which jerked the throngs to their feet, frenzied with ardor....
+
+And it was while he was still in this vein of thought, as it happened,
+that Colonel Cowles, at eleven o'clock on the first night of June,
+dropped dead in his bathroom, and left the _Post_ without an editor.
+
+
+
+
+XIX
+
+ _The Little House on Duke of Gloucester Street; and the Beginning
+ of Various Feelings, Sensibilities, and Attitudes between two
+ Lonely Men._
+
+
+One instant thought the news of the Colonel's death struck from nearly
+everybody's mind: _He'll miss the Reunion_. For within a few days the
+city was to witness that yearly gathering of broken armies which, of all
+assemblages among men, the Colonel had loved most dearly. In thirty
+years, he had not missed one, till now. They buried the old warrior with
+pomp and circumstance, not to speak of many tears, and his young
+assistant in the sanctum came home from the graveside with a sense of
+having lost a valued counselor and friend. Only the home to which the
+assistant returned with this feeling was not the Third Hall Back of Mrs.
+Paynter's, sometimes known as the Scriptorium, but a whole suite of
+pleasant rooms, upstairs and down, in a nice little house on Duke of
+Gloucester Street. For Nicolovius had made his contemplated move on the
+first of May, and Queed had gone with him.
+
+It was half-past six o'clock on a pretty summer's evening. Queed opened
+the house-door with a latch-key and went upstairs to the comfortable
+living-room, which faithfully reproduced the old professor's
+sitting-room at Mrs. Paynter's. Nicolovius, in his black silk cap, was
+sitting near the open window, reading and smoking a strong cigarette.
+
+"Ah, here you are! I was just thinking that you were rather later than
+usual this evening."
+
+"Yes, I went to Colonel Cowles's funeral. It was decidedly impressive."
+
+"Ah!"
+
+Queed dropped down into one of Nicolovius's agreeable chairs and let
+his eyes roam over the room. He was extremely comfortable in this house;
+a little too comfortable, he was beginning to think now, considering
+that he paid but seven dollars and fifty cents a week towards its
+support. He had a desk and lamp all his own in the living-room, a table
+and lamp in his bedroom, ease and independence over two floors. An old
+negro man looked after the two gentlemen and gave them excellent things
+to eat. The house was an old one, and small; it was in an unfashionable
+part of town, and having stood empty for some time, could be had for
+thirty-five dollars a month. However, Nicolovius had wiped out any
+economy here by spending his money freely to repair and beautify. He had
+had workmen in the house for a month, papering, painting, plumbing, and
+altering.
+
+"Dozens of people could not get in the church," said Queed. "They stood
+outside in the street till the service was over."
+
+Nicolovius was looking out of the window, and answered casually. "I
+daresay he was an excellent man according to his lights."
+
+"Coming to know him very well in the past year, I found that his lights
+stood high."
+
+"As high, I am sure, as the environment in which he was born and raised
+made possible."
+
+"You have a low opinion, then, of ante-bellum civilization in the
+South?"
+
+"Who that knows his history could have otherwise?"
+
+"You know history, I admit," said Queed, lightly falling upon the side
+issue, "surprisingly, indeed, considering that you have not read it for
+so many years."
+
+"A man is not likely to forget truths burned into him when he is young."
+
+"Everything depends," said Queed, returning to his muttons, "upon how
+you are going to appraise a civilization. If the only true measure is
+economic efficiency, no one can question that the old Southern system
+was one of the worst ever conceived."
+
+"Can you, expert upon organized society as you are, admit any doubts
+upon that point?"
+
+"I am admitting doubts upon a good many points these days."
+
+Nicolovius resumed his cigarette. Talk languished. Both men enjoyed a
+good silence. Many a supper they ate through without a word. The old
+man's attitude toward the young one was charming. He had sloughed off
+some of the too polished blandness of his manner, and now offered a
+simpler meeting ground of naturalness and kindliness. They had shared
+the Duke of Gloucester Street roof-tree for a month, but Queed did not
+yet accept it as a matter of course. He was decidedly more prone to be
+analytical than he had been a year ago. Yet whatever could be urged
+against it, the little house was in one way making a subtle tug upon his
+regard: it was the nearest thing to a home that he had ever had in his
+life, or was ever likely to have.
+
+"And when will the _Post_ directors meet to choose his successor?"
+
+"I haven't heard. Very soon, I should think."
+
+"It is certain, I suppose," said Nicolovius, "that they will name you?"
+
+"Oh, not at all--by no means! I am merely receptive, that is all."
+
+Queed glanced at his watch and rose. "There is half an hour before
+supper, I see. I think I must turn it to account."
+
+Nicolovius looked regretful. "Why not allow yourself this minute's rest,
+and me the pleasure of your society?"
+
+Queed hesitated. "No--I think my duty is to my work."
+
+He passed into the adjoining room, which was his bedroom, and shut the
+door. Here at his table, he passed all of the hours that he spent in the
+house, except after supper, when he did his work in the sitting-room
+with Nicolovius. He felt that, in honor, he owed some companionship, of
+the body at least, to the old man in exchange for the run of the house,
+and his evenings were his conscientious concession to his social duty.
+But sometimes he felt the surprising and wholly irrational impulse to
+concede more, to give the old man a larger measure of society than he
+was, so to say, paying for. He felt it now as he seated himself
+methodically and opened his table drawer.
+
+From a purely selfish point of view, which was the only point of view
+from which such a compact need be considered, he could hardly think that
+his new domestic arrangement was a success. Greater comforts he had, of
+course, but it is not upon comforts that the world's work hangs. The
+important facts were that he was paying as much as he had paid at Mrs.
+Paynter's, and was enjoying rather less privacy. He and Nicolovius were
+friends of convenience only. Yet somehow the old professor managed to
+obtrude himself perpetually upon his consciousness. The young man began
+to feel an annoying sense of personal responsibility toward him, an
+impulse which his reason rejected utterly.
+
+He was aware that, personally, he wished himself back at Mrs. Paynter's
+and the Scriptorium. A free man, in possession of this knowledge, would
+immediately pack up and return. But that was just the trouble. He who
+had always, hitherto, been the freest man in the world, appeared no
+longer to be free. He was aware that he would find it very difficult to
+walk into the sitting-room at this moment, and tell Nicolovius that he
+was going to leave. The old man would probably make a scene. The
+irritating thing about it was that Nicolovius, being as solitary in the
+great world as he himself, actually _minded_ his isolation, and was
+apparently coming to depend upon _him_.
+
+But after all, he was contented here, and his work was prospering
+largely. The days of his preparation for his _Post_ labors were
+definitely over. He no longer had to read or study; he stood upon his
+feet, and carried his editorial qualifications under his hat. His duties
+as assistant editor occupied him but four or five hours a day; some
+three hours a day--the allotment was inexact, for the Schedule had lost
+its first rigid precision--to the Sciences of Physical Culture and
+Human Intercourse; all the rest to the Science of Sciences. Glorious
+mornings, and hardly less glorious nights, he gave, day after day, week
+after week, to the great book; and because of his astonishingly enhanced
+vitality, he made one hour tell now as an hour and a half had told in
+the period of the establishment of the Scriptorium.
+
+And now, without warning and prematurely, the jade Fortune had pitched a
+bomb at this new Revised Schedule of his, leaving him to decide whether
+he would patch up the pieces or not. And he had decided that he would
+not patch them up. Colonel Cowles was dead. The directors of the _Post_
+might choose him to succeed the Colonel, or they might not. But if they
+did choose him, he had finally made up his mind that he would accept the
+election.
+
+In his attitude toward the newspaper, Queed was something like those
+eminent fellow-scientists of his who have set out to "expose"
+spiritualism and "the occult," and have ended as the most gullible
+customers of the most dubious of "mediums." The idea of being editor for
+its own sake, which he had once jeered and flouted, he had gradually
+come to consider with large respect. The work drew him amazingly; it was
+applied science of a peculiarly fascinating sort. And in the six days of
+the Colonel's illness in May, when he had full charge of the editorial
+page--and again now--he had an exhilarating consciousness of personal
+power which lured him, oddly, more than any sensation he had ever had in
+his life.
+
+No inducements of this sort, alone, could ever have drawn him from his
+love. However, his love was safe, in any case. If they made him editor,
+they would give him an assistant. He would keep his mornings for
+himself--four hours a day. In the long vigil last night, he had threshed
+the whole thing out. On a four-hour schedule he could finish his book in
+four years and a half more:--an unprecedentedly early age to have
+completed so monumental a work. And who could say that in thus making
+haste slowly, he would not have acquired a breadth of outlook, and
+closer knowledge of the practical conditions of life, which would be
+advantageously reflected in the Magnum Opus itself?
+
+The young man sat at his table, the sheaf of yellow sheets which made up
+the chapter he was now working on ready under his hand. Around him were
+his reference books, his note-books, his pencils and erasers, all the
+neat paraphernalia of his trade. Everything was in order; yet he touched
+none of them. Presently his eyes fell upon his open watch, and his mind
+went off into new channels, or rather into old channels which he thought
+he had abandoned for this half-hour at any rate. In five minutes more,
+he put away his manuscript, picked up his watch, and strolled back into
+the sitting-room.
+
+Nicolovius was sitting where he had left him, except that now he was not
+reading but merely staring out of the window. He glanced around with a
+look of pleased surprise and welcome.
+
+"Ah-h! Did genius fail to burn?" he asked, employing a bromidic phrase
+which Queed particularly detested.
+
+"That is one way of putting it, I suppose."
+
+"Or did you take pity on my solitariness? You must not let me become a
+drag upon you."
+
+Queed, dropping into a chair, rather out of humor, made no reply.
+Nicolovius continued to look out of the window.
+
+"I see in the _Post_," he presently began again, "that Colonel Cowles,
+after getting quite well, broke himself down again in preparing for the
+so-called Reunion. It seems rather hard to have to give one's life for
+such a rabble of beggars."
+
+"That is how you regard the veterans, is it?"
+
+"Have you ever seen the outfit?"
+
+"Never."
+
+"I have lived here long enough to learn something of them. Look at them
+for yourself next week. Mix with them. Talk with them. You will find
+them worth a study--and worth nothing else under the sun."
+
+"I have been looking forward to doing something of that sort," said
+Queed, introspectively.
+
+Had not Miss Weyland, the last time he had seen her--namely, one evening
+about two months before,--expressly invited him to come and witness the
+Reunion parade from her piazza?
+
+"You will see," said Nicolovius, in his purring voice, "a lot of shabby
+old men, outside and in, who never did an honest day's work in their
+lives."
+
+He paused, finished his cigarette and suavely resumed:
+
+"They went to war as young men, because it promised to be more exciting
+than pushing a plow over a worn-out hillside. Or because there was
+nothing else to do. Or because they were conscripted and kicked into it.
+They came out of the war the most invincible grafters in history. The
+shiftless boor of a stable-boy found himself transformed into a shining
+hero, and he meant to lie back and live on it for the rest of his days.
+Be assured that he understood very well the cash value of his old
+uniform. If he had a peg-leg or an empty sleeve, so much the more
+impudently could he pass around his property cap. For forty years, he
+and his mendicant band have been a cursed albatross hung around the
+necks of their honest fellows. Able-bodied men, they have lolled back
+and eaten up millions of dollars, belonging to a State which they
+pretend to love and which, as they well know, has needed every penny for
+the desperate struggle of existence. Since the political party which
+dominates this State is too cowardly to tell them to go to work or go to
+the devil, it will be a God's mercy when the last one of them is in his
+grave. You may take my word for that."
+
+But Queed, being a scientist by passion, never took anybody's word for
+anything. He always went to the original sources of information, and
+found out for himself. It was a year now since he had begun saturating
+himself in the annals of the State and the South, and he had scoured the
+field so effectually that Colonel Cowles himself had been known to
+appeal to him on a point of history, though the Colonel had forty years'
+start on him, and had himself helped to make that history.
+
+Therefore Queed knew that Nicolovius, by taking the case of one soldier
+in ten, perhaps, or twenty or fifty, and offering it as typical of the
+whole, was bitterly caricaturing history; and he wondered why in the
+world the old man cared to do it.
+
+"My own reading of the recent history of the South," said Queed, "can
+hardly sustain such a view."
+
+"You have only to read further to be convinced."
+
+"But I thought you yourself never read recent history."
+
+Nicolovius flung him a sharp look, which the young man, staring
+thoughtfully at the floor, missed. The old professor laughed.
+
+"My dear boy! I read it on the lips of Major Brooke, I read it daily in
+the newspapers, I read it in such articles as your Colonel Cowles wrote
+about this very Reunion. I cannot get away from history in the making,
+if I would. Ah, there is the supper bell--I'm quite ready for it, too.
+Let us go down."
+
+They went down arm in arm. On the stairs Nicolovius said: "These
+Southern manifestations interest me because, though extreme, they are
+after all so absurdly typical of human nature. I have even seen the same
+sort of thing in my own land."
+
+Queed, though he knew the history of Ireland very well, could not recall
+any parallel to the United Confederate Veterans in the annals of that
+country. Still, a man capable of distorting history as Nicolovius
+distorted it could always find a parallel to anything anywhere.
+
+When the meal was about half over, Queed said:--
+
+"You slept badly last night, didn't you?"
+
+"Yes--my old enemy. The attack soon passed. However, you may be sure
+that it is a comfort at such times to know that I am not alone."
+
+"If you should need any--ahem--assistance, I assume that you will call
+me," said Queed, after a pause.
+
+"Thank you. You can hardly realize what your presence here, your
+companionship and, I hope I may say, your friendship, mean to me."
+
+Queed glanced at him over the table, and hastily turned his glance away.
+He had surprised Nicolovius looking at him with a curiously tender look
+in his black diamond eyes.
+
+The young man went to the office that night, worried by two highly
+irritating ideas. One was that Nicolovius was most unjustifiably
+permitting himself to become dependent upon him. The other was that it
+was very peculiar that a Fenian refugee should care to express
+slanderous views of the soldiers of a Lost Cause. Both thoughts, once
+introduced into the young man's mind, obstinately stuck there.
+
+
+
+
+XX
+
+ _Meeting of the Post Directors to elect a Successor to Colonel
+ Cowles; Charles Gardiner West's Sensible Remarks on Mr. Queed; Mr.
+ West's Resignation from Old Blaines College, and New Consecration
+ to the Uplift._
+
+
+The _Post_ directors gathered in special meeting on Monday. Their first
+act was to adopt some beautiful resolutions, prepared by Charles
+Gardiner West, in memory of the editor who had served the paper so long
+and so well. Next they changed the organization of the staff, splitting
+the late Colonel's heavy duties in two, by creating the separate
+position of managing editor; this official to have complete authority
+over the news department of the paper, as the editor had over its
+editorial page. The directors named Evan Montague, the able city editor
+of the Post, to fill the new position, while promoting the strongest of
+the reporters to fill the city desk.
+
+The chairman, Stewart Byrd, then announced that he was ready to receive
+nominations for, or hear discussion about, the editorship.
+
+One of the directors, Mr. Hopkins, observed that, as he viewed it, the
+directors should not feel restricted to local timber in the choice of a
+successor to the Colonel. He said that the growing importance of the
+_Post_ entitled it to an editor of the first ability, and that the
+directors should find such a one, whether in New York, or Boston, or San
+Francisco.
+
+Another director, Mr. Boggs, remarked that it did not necessarily follow
+that a thoroughly suitable man must be a New York, Boston, or San
+Francisco man. Unless he was greatly deceived, there was an eminently
+suitable man, not merely in the city, but in the office of the _Post_,
+where, since Colonel Cowles's death, he was doing fourteen hours of
+excellent work per day for the sum of fifteen hundred dollars per annum.
+
+"Mr. Boggs's point," said Mr. Hickok, a third director, who looked
+something like James E. Winter, "is exceedingly well taken. A United
+States Senator from a Northern State is a guest in my house for Reunion
+week. The Senator reads the editorials in the _Post_ with marked
+attention, has asked me the name of the writer, and has commended some
+of his utterances most highly. The Senator tells me that he never reads
+the editorials in his own paper--a Boston paper, Mr. Hopkins, by the
+bye--his reason being that they are never worth reading."
+
+Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter, fourth and fifth directors, were much struck
+with Mr. Hickok's statement. They averred that they had made a point of
+reading the _Post_ editorials during the Colonel's absence, with a view
+to sizing up the assistant, and had been highly pleased with the
+character of his work.
+
+Mr. Wilmerding, a sixth director, declared that the Colonel had, in
+recent months, more than once remarked to him that the young man was
+entirely qualified to be his successor. In fact, the Colonel had once
+said that he meant to retire before a great while, and, of course with
+the directors' approval, turn over the editorial helm to the assistant.
+Therefore, he, Mr. Wilmerding, had pleasure in nominating Mr. Queed for
+the position of editor of the _Post_.
+
+Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter said that they had pleasure in seconding this
+nomination.
+
+Mr. Charles Gardiner West, a seventh director, was recognized for a few
+remarks. Mr. West expressed his intense gratification over what had been
+said in eulogy of Mr. Queed. This gratification, some might argue, was
+not wholly disinterested, since it was Mr. West who had discovered Mr.
+Queed and sent him to the _Post_. To praise the able editor was
+therefore to praise the alert, watchful, and discriminating director.
+(Smiles.) Seriously, Mr. Queed's work, especially during the last few
+months, had been of the highest order, and Mr. West, having worked
+beside him more than once, ventured to say that he appreciated his
+valuable qualities better than any other director. If the Colonel had
+but lived a year or two longer, there could not, in his opinion, be the
+smallest question as to what step the honorable directors should now
+take. But as it was, Mr. West, as Mr. Queed's original sponsor on the
+_Post_, felt it his duty to call attention to two things. The first was
+the young man's extreme youth. The second was the fact that he was a
+stranger to the State, having lived there less than two years. At his
+present rate of progress, it was of course patent to any observer that
+he was a potential editor of the _Post_, and a great one. But might it
+not be, on the whole, desirable--Mr. West merely suggested the idea in
+the most tentative way, and wholly out of his sense of sponsorship for
+Mr. Queed--to give him a little longer chance to grow and broaden and
+learn, before throwing the highest responsibility and the final honors
+upon him?
+
+Mr. West's graceful and sensible remarks made a distinct impression upon
+the directors, and Mr. Hopkins took occasion to say that it was
+precisely such thoughts as these that had led him to suggest looking
+abroad for a man. Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter asserted that they would
+deprecate doing anything that Mr. West, with his closer knowledge of
+actual conditions, thought premature. Mr. Boggs admitted that the
+ability to write editorials of the first order was not all that should
+be required of the editor of the _Post_. It might be doubtful, thought
+he, whether so young a man could represent the _Post_ properly on
+occasions of a semi-public nature, or in emergency situations such as
+occasionally arose in an editorial office.
+
+Mr. Wilmerding inquired the young man's age, and upon being told that he
+was under twenty-six, remarked that only very exceptional abilities
+could counteract such youth as that.
+
+"That," said Mr. Hickok, glancing cursorily at Charles Gardiner West,
+"is exactly the sort of abilities Mr. Queed possesses."
+
+Discussion flagged. The chairman asked if they were ready for a vote
+upon Mr. Queed.
+
+"No, no--let's take our time," said Mr. Wilmerding.
+
+"Perhaps somebody has other nominations to offer."
+
+No one seemed to have other nominations to offer. Some minutes were
+consumed by random suggestions and unprogressive recommendations. Busy
+directors began to look at their watches.
+
+"Look here, Gard--I mean Mr. West," suddenly said young Theodore Fyne,
+the baby of the board. "Why couldn't we persuade _you_ to take the
+editorship?... Resign from the college, you know?"
+
+"Now you _have_ said something!" cried Mr. Hopkins, enthusiastically.
+
+Mr. West, by a word and a gesture, indicated that the suggestion was
+preposterous and the conversation highly unwelcome.
+
+But it was obvious that young Mr. Fyne's suggestion had caught the
+directors at sight. Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter affirmed that they had
+not ventured to hope, etc., etc., but that if Mr. West could be induced
+to consider the position, no choice would appear to them so
+eminently--etc., etc. So said Mr. Boggs. So said Messrs. Hopkins, Fyne,
+and Wilmerding.
+
+Mr. Hickok, the director who resembled James E. Winter, looked out of
+the window.
+
+Mr. West, obviously restive under these tributes, was constrained to
+state his position more fully. For more than one reason which should be
+evident, he said, the mention of his name in this connection was most
+embarrassing and distasteful to him. While thanking the directors
+heartily for their evidences of good-will, he therefore begged them to
+desist, and proceed with the discussion of other candidates.
+
+"In that case," said Mr. Hickok, "it appears to be the reluctant duty of
+the nominator to withdraw Mr. West's name."
+
+But the brilliant young man's name, once thrown into the arena, could no
+more be withdrawn than the fisherman of legend could restore the genie
+to the bottle, or Pandora get her pretty gifts back into the box again.
+There was the idea, fairly out and vastly alluring. The kindly directors
+pressed it home. No doubt they, as well as Plonny Neal, appreciated that
+Blaines College did not give the young man a fair field for his talents;
+and certainly they knew with admiration the articles with which he
+sometimes adorned the columns of their paper. Of all the directors, they
+now pointed out, he had stood closest to Colonel Cowles, and was most
+familiar with the traditions and policies of the _Post_. Their urgings
+increased in force and persistence; perhaps they felt encouraged by a
+certain want of finality in the young man's tone; and at length West was
+compelled to make yet another statement.
+
+He was, he explained, utterly disconcerted at the turn the discussion
+had taken, and found the situation so embarrassing that he must ask his
+friends, the directors, to extricate him from it at once. The editorship
+of the _Post_ was an office which he, personally, had never aspired to,
+but it would be presumption for him to deny that he regarded it as a
+post which would reflect honor upon any one. He was willing to admit, in
+this confidential circle, moreover, that he had taken up college work
+chiefly with the ambition of assisting Blaines over a critical year or
+two in its history, and that, to put it only generally, he was not
+indefinitely bound to his present position. But under the present
+circumstances, as he said, he could not consent to any discussion of his
+name; and unless the directors would agree to drop him from further
+consideration, which he earnestly preferred, he must reluctantly suggest
+adjournment.
+
+"An interregnum," said Mr. Hickok, looking out of the window, "is an
+unsatisfactory, not to say a dangerous thing. Would it not be better,
+since we are gathered for that purpose, to take decisive action to-day?"
+
+"What is your pleasure, gentlemen?" inquired Chairman Byrd.
+
+Mr. Hickok was easily overruled. The directors seized eagerly on Mr.
+West's suggestion. On motion of Mr. Hopkins, seconded by Mr. Shorter and
+Mr. Porter, the meeting stood adjourned to the third day following at
+noon.
+
+On the second day following the _Post_ carried the interesting
+announcement that Mr. West had resigned from the presidency of Blaines
+College, a bit of news which his friends read with sincere pleasure. The
+account of the occurrence gave one to understand that all Mr. West's
+well-known persuasiveness had been needed to force the trustees to
+accept his resignation. And when James E. Winter read this part of it,
+at his suburban breakfast, he first laughed, and then swore. The same
+issue of the _Post_ carried an editorial, mentioning in rather a sketchy
+way the benefits Mr. West had conferred upon Blaines College, and paying
+a high and confident tribute to his qualities as a citizen. The young
+acting-editor, who never wrote what he did not think, had taken much
+pains with this editorial, especially the sketchy part. Of course the
+pestiferous _Chronicle_ took an entirely different view of the
+situation. "The _Chronicle_ has won its great fight," so it nervily
+said, "against classism in Blaines College." And it had the vicious taste
+to add: "Nothing in Mr. West's presidential life became him like the
+leaving of it."
+
+On the third day the directors met again. With characteristic delicacy
+of feeling, West remained away from the meeting. However, Mr. Hopkins,
+who seemed to know what he was talking about, at once expressed his
+conviction that they might safely proceed to the business which had
+brought them together.
+
+"Perceiving clearly that I represent a minority view," said Mr. Hickok,
+"I request the director who nominated Mr. Queed to withdraw his name. I
+think it proper that our action should be unanimous. But I will say,
+frankly, that if Mr. Queed's name remains before the board, I shall vote
+for him, since I consider him from every point of view the man for the
+position."
+
+Mr. Queed's name having been duly withdrawn, the directors unanimously
+elected Charles Gardiner West to the editorship of the _Post_. By a
+special resolution introduced by Mr. Hopkins, they thanked Mr. Queed for
+his able conduct of the editorial page in the absence of the editor, and
+voted him an increased honorarium of eighteen hundred dollars a year.
+
+The directors adjourned, and Mr. Hickok stalked out, looking more like
+James E. Winter than ever. The other directors, however, looked highly
+gratified at themselves. They went out heartily congratulating each
+other. By clever work they had secured for their paper the services of
+one of the ablest, most gifted, most polished and popular young men in
+the State. Nevertheless, though they never knew it, their action was
+decidedly displeasing to at least one faithful reader of the _Post_, to
+wit, Miss Charlotte Lee Weyland, of the Department of Charities. Sharlee
+felt strongly that Mr. Queed should have had the editorship, then and
+there. It might be said that she had trained him up for exactly that
+position. Of course, Mr. West, her very good friend, would make an
+editor of the first order. But, with all the flocks that roamed upon his
+horizon, ought he to have reached out and plucked the one ewe lamb of
+the poor assistant? Besides, she thought that Mr. West ought to have
+remained at Blaines College.
+
+But how could she maintain this attitude of criticism when the new
+editor himself, bursting in upon her little parlor in a golden nimbus of
+optimism, radiant good humor and success, showed up the shallowness and
+the injustice of it?
+
+"To have that college off my neck--Whew! I'm as happy, my friend, as a
+schoolboy on the first day of vacation. I haven't talked much about it
+to you," continued Mr. West, "for it's a bore to listen to other
+people's troubles--but that college had become a perfect old man of the
+sea! The relief is glorious! I'm bursting with energy and enthusiasm and
+big plans for the _Post_."
+
+"And Mr. Queed?" said Sharlee. "Was he much disappointed?"
+
+West was a little surprised at the question, but he gathered from her
+tone that she thought Mr. Queed had some right to be.
+
+"Why, I think not," he answered, decisively. "Why in the world should he
+be? Of course it means only a delay of a year or two for him, at the
+most. I betray no confidence when I tell you that I do not expect to
+remain editor of the _Post_ forever."
+
+Sharlee appeared struck by this summary of the situation, which, to tell
+the truth, had never occurred to her. Therefore, West went on to sketch
+it more in detail to her.
+
+"The last thing in the world that I would do," said he, "is to stand in
+that boy's light. My one wish is to push him to the front just as fast
+as he can stride. Why, I discovered Queed--you and I did, that is--and I
+think I may claim to have done something toward training him. To speak
+quite frankly, the situation was this: In spite of his great abilities,
+he is still very young and inexperienced. Give him a couple of years in
+which to grow and broaden and get his bearings more fully, and he will
+be the very best man in sight for the place. On the other hand, if he
+were thrust prematurely into great responsibility, he would be almost
+certain to make some serious error, some fatal break, which would impair
+his usefulness, and perhaps ruin it forever. Do you see my point? As his
+sponsor on the _Post_, it seemed to me unwise and unfair to expose him
+to the risks of forcing his pace. That's the whole story. I'm not the
+king at all. I'm only the regent during the king's minority."
+
+Sharlee now saw how unjust she had been, to listen to the small whisper
+of doubt of West's entire magnanimity.
+
+"You are much wiser and farther-sighted than I."
+
+"Perish the thought!"
+
+"I'm glad my little Doctor--only he isn't either little or very much of
+a doctor any more--has such a good friend at court."
+
+"Nonsense. It was only what anybody who stopped to think a moment would
+have done."
+
+"Not everybody who stops to think is so generous...."
+
+This thought, too, Mr. West abolished by a word.
+
+"But you will like the work, won't you!" continued Sharlee, still
+self-reproachful. "I do hope you will."
+
+"I shall like it immensely," said West, above pretending, as some
+regents would have done, that he was martyring himself for his friend,
+the king. "Where can you find any bigger or nobler work? At Blames
+College of blessed memory, the best I could hope for was to reach and
+influence a handful of lumpish boys. How tremendously broader is the
+opportunity on the _Post!_ Think of having a following of a hundred
+thousand readers a day! (You allow three or four readers to a copy, you
+know.) Think of talking every morning to such an audience as that,
+preaching progress and high ideals, courage and honesty and kindness and
+faith--moulding their opinions and beliefs, their ambitions, their very
+habits of thought, as I think they ought to be moulded ..."
+
+He talked in about this vein till eleven o'clock, and Sharlee listened
+with sincere admiration. Nevertheless, he left her still troubled by a
+faint doubt as to how Mr. Queed himself felt about what had been done
+for his larger good. But when she next saw Queed, only a few days later,
+this doubt instantly dissolved and vanished. She had never seen him less
+inclined to indict the world and his fortune.
+
+
+
+
+XXI
+
+ _Queed sits on the Steps with Sharlee, and sees Some Old Soldiers
+ go marching by._
+
+
+Far as the eye could see, either way, the street was two parallels of
+packed humanity. Both sidewalks, up and down, were loaded to capacity
+and spilling off surplus down the side-streets. Navigation was next to
+impossible; as for crossing you were a madman to think of such a thing.
+At the sidewalks' edge policemen patrolled up and down in the street
+with their incessant cry of "Back there!"--pausing now and then to
+dislodge small boys from trees, whither they had climbed at enormous
+peril to themselves and innocent by-standers. Bunting, flags, streamers
+were everywhere; now and then a floral arch bearing words of welcome
+spanned the roadway; circus day in a small town was not a dot upon the
+atmosphere of thrilled expectancy so all-pervasive here. It was, in
+fact, the crowning occasion of the Confederate Reunion, and the fading
+remnants of Lee's armies were about to pass in annual parade and review.
+
+Mrs. Weyland's house stood full on the line of march. It was the house
+she had come to as a bride; she owned it; and because it could not
+easily be converted over her head into negotiable funds, it had escaped
+the predacious clutches of Henry G. Surface. After the crash, it would
+doubtless have been sensible to sell it and take something cheaper; but
+sentiment made her cling to this house, and her daughter, in time, went
+to work to uphold sentiment's hands. It was not a large house, or a fine
+one, but it did have a very comfortable little porch. To-day this porch
+was beautifully decorated, like the whole town, with the colors of two
+countries, one living and one dead; and the decorations for the dead
+were three times greater than the decorations for the living. And why
+not? Yet, at that, Sharlee was liberal-minded and a thorough-going
+nationalist. On some houses, the decorations for the dead were five
+times greater, like Benjamin's mess; on others, ten times; on yet
+others, no colors at all floated but the beloved Stars and Bars.
+
+Upon the steps of Mrs. Weyland's porch sat Mr. Queed, come by special
+invitation of Mrs. Weyland's daughter to witness the parade.
+
+The porch, being so convenient for seeing things, was hospitably taxed
+to its limits. New people kept turning in at the gate, mostly ladies,
+mostly white-haired ladies wearing black, and Sharlee was incessantly
+springing up to greet them. However, Queed, feeling that the proceedings
+might be instructive to him, had had the foresight to come early, before
+the sidewalks solidified with spectators; and at first, and
+spasmodically thereafter, he had some talk with Sharlee.
+
+"So you didn't forget?" she said, in greeting him.
+
+He eyed her reflectively. "When I was seven years old," he began, "Tim
+once asked me to attend to something for him while he went out for a
+minute. It was to mind some bacon that he had put on to broil for
+supper. I became absorbed in a book I was reading, and Tim came back to
+find the bacon a crisp. I believe I have never forgotten anything from
+that day to this. You have a holiday at the Department?"
+
+"Why, do you suppose we'd work to-day!" said Sharlee, and introduced him
+to her mother, who, having attentively overheard his story of Tim and
+the bacon, proceeded to look him over with some care.
+
+Sharlee left them for a moment, and came back bearing a flag about the
+size of a man's visiting card.
+
+"You are one of us, aren't you? I have brought you," she said, "your
+colors."
+
+Queed looked and recognized the flag that was everywhere in predominance
+that day. "And what will it mean if I wear it?"
+
+"Only," said Sharlee, "that you love the South."
+
+Vaguely Queed saw in her blue-spar eyes the same kind of softness that
+he noticed in people's voices this afternoon, a softness which somehow
+reminded him of a funeral, Fifi's or Colonel Cowles's.
+
+"Oh, very well, if you like."
+
+Sharlee put the flag in his buttonhole under her mother's watchful gaze.
+Then she got cushions and straw-mats, and explained their uses in
+connection with steps. Next, she gave a practical demonstration of the
+same by seating the young man, and sitting down beside him.
+
+"One thing I have noticed about loving the South. Everybody does it, who
+takes the trouble to know us. Look at the people!--millions and
+millions...."
+
+"Colonel Cowles would have liked this."
+
+"Yes--dear old man." Sharlee paused a moment, and then went on. "He was
+in the parade last year--on the beautifullest black horse--You never saw
+anything so handsome as he looked that day. It was in Savannah, and I
+went. I was a maid of honor, but my real duties were to keep him from
+marching around in the hot sun all day. And now this year ... You see,
+that is what makes it so sad. When these old men go tramping by,
+everybody is thinking: 'Hundreds of them won't be here next year, and
+hundreds more the next year, and soon will come a year when there won't
+be any parade at all."
+
+She sprang up to welcome a new arrival, whom she greeted as either Aunt
+Mary or Cousin Maria, we really cannot undertake to say which.
+
+Queed glanced over the group on the porch, to most of whom he had been
+introduced, superfluously, as it seemed to him. There must have been
+twenty or twenty-five of them; some seated, some standing at the rail,
+some sitting near him on the steps; but all, regardless of age and sex,
+wearing the Confederate colors. He noticed particularly the white-haired
+old ladies, and somehow their faces, also, put him in mind of Fifi's or
+Colonel Cowles's funeral.
+
+Sharlee came and sat down by him again. "Mr. Queed," said she, "I don't
+know whether you expect sympathy about what the _Post_ directors did, or
+congratulations."
+
+"Oh, congratulations," he answered at once. "Considering that they
+wanted to discharge me a year ago, I should say that the testimonial
+they gave me represented a rather large change of front."
+
+"Personally, I think it is splendid. But the important thing is: does it
+satisfy _you?_"
+
+"Oh, quite." He added: "If they had gone outside for a man, I might have
+felt slighted. It is very different with a man like West. I am perfectly
+willing to wait. You may remember that I did not promise to be editor in
+any particular year."
+
+"I know. And when they do elect you--you see I say when, and not
+if--shall you pitch it in their faces, as you said?"
+
+"No--I have decided to keep it--for a time at any rate."
+
+Sharlee smiled, but it was an inward smile and he never knew anything
+about it. "Have you gotten really interested in the work--personally
+interested, I mean?"
+
+He hesitated. "I hardly like to say how much."
+
+"The more you become interested in it--and I believe it will be
+progressive--the less you will mind saying so."
+
+"It is a strange interest--utterly unlike me--"
+
+"How do you know it isn't more like you than anything you ever did in
+your life?"
+
+That struck him to silence; he gave her a quick inquiring glance, and
+looked away at once; and Sharlee, for the moment entirely oblivious of
+the noise and the throng all about her, went on.
+
+"I called that a magnificent boast once--about your being editor of the
+_Post_. Do you remember? Isn't it time I was confessing that you have
+got the better of me?"
+
+"I think it is too soon," he answered, in his quietest voice, "to say
+whether I have got the better of you, or you have got the better of
+me."
+
+Sharlee looked off down the street. "But you certainly will be editor of
+the _Post_ some day."
+
+"As I recall it, we did not speak only of editorial writing that night."
+
+"Oh, listen ...!"
+
+From far away floated the strains of "Dixie," crashed out by forty
+bands. The crowd on the sidewalks stirred; prolonged shouts went up; and
+now all those who were seated on the porch arose at one motion and came
+forward.
+
+Sharlee had to spring up to greet still another relative. She came back
+in a moment, sincerely hoping that Mr. Queed would resume the
+conversation which her exclamation had interrupted. But he spoke of
+quite a different matter, a faint cloud on his intelligent brow.
+
+"You should hear Professor Nicolovius on these veterans of yours."
+
+"What does he say about them? Something hateful, I'm sure."
+
+"Among other things, that they are a lot of professional beggars who
+have lived for forty years on their gray uniforms, and can best serve
+their country by dying with all possible speed. Do you know," he mused,
+"if you could hear him, I believe you would be tempted to guess that he
+is a former Union officer--who got into trouble, perhaps, and was
+cashiered."
+
+"But of course you know all about him?"
+
+"No," said he, honest, but looking rather annoyed at having given her
+such an opening, "I know only what he told me."
+
+"Sharlee," came her mother's voice from the rear, "are you sitting on
+the cold stone?"
+
+"No, mother. Two mats and a cushion."
+
+"Well, he is not a Union officer," said Sharlee to Queed, "for if he
+were, he would not be bitter. All the bitterness nowadays comes from the
+non-combatants, the camp-followers, the sutlers, and the cowards. Look,
+Mr. Queed! _Look!_"
+
+The street had become a tumult, the shouting grew into a roar. Two
+squares away the head of the parade swept into view, and drew steadily
+nearer. Mr. Queed looked, and felt a thrill in despite of himself.
+
+At the head of the column came the escort, with the three regimental
+bands, mounted and bicycle police, city officials, visiting military,
+sons of veterans, and the militia, including the resplendent Light
+Infantry Blues of Richmond, a crack drill regiment with an honorable
+history dating from 1789, and the handsomest uniforms ever seen. Behind
+the escort rode the honored commander-in-chief of the veterans, and
+staff, the grand marshal and staff, and a detachment of mounted
+veterans. The general commanding rode a dashing white horse, which he
+sat superbly despite his years, and received an ovation all along the
+line. An even greater ovation went to two festooned carriages which
+rolled behind the general staff: they contained four black-clad women,
+no longer young, who bore names that had been dear to the hearts of the
+Confederacy. After these came the veterans afoot, stepping like
+youngsters, for that was their pride, in faded equipments which
+contrasted sharply with the shining trappings of the militia. They
+marched by state divisions, each division marshaled into brigades, each
+brigade subdivided again into camps. At the head of each division rode
+the major-general and staff, and behind each staff came a carriage
+containing the state's sponsor and maids of honor. And everywhere there
+were bands, bands playing "Dixie," and the effect would have been even
+more glorious, if only any two of them had played the same part of it at
+the same time.
+
+Everybody was standing. It is doubtful if in all the city there was
+anybody sitting now, save those restrained by physical disabilities.
+Conversation on the Weyland piazza became exceedingly disjointed.
+Everybody was excitedly calling everybody else's attention to things
+that seemed particularly important in the passing spectacle. To Queed
+the amount these people appeared to know about it all was amazing. All
+during the afternoon he heard Sharlee identifying fragments of
+regiments with a sureness of knowledge that he, an authority on
+knowledge, marveled at.
+
+The escort passed, and the officers and staffs drew on. The fine-figured
+old commander-in-chief, when he came abreast, turned and looked full at
+the Weyland piazza, seemed to search it for a face, and swept his plumed
+hat to his stirrup in a profound bow. The salute was greeted on the
+porch with a burst of hand-clapping and a great waving of flags.
+
+"That was for my grandmother. He was in love with her in 1850," said
+Sharlee to Queed, and immediately whisked away to tell something else to
+somebody else.
+
+One of the first groups of veterans in the line, heading the Virginia
+Division, was the popular R.E. Lee Camp of Richmond. All afternoon they
+trod to the continual accompaniment of cheers. No exclusive "show"
+company ever marched in better time than these septuagenarians, and this
+was everywhere the subject of comment. A Grand Army man stood in the
+press on the sidewalk, and, struck by the gallant step of the old
+fellows, yelled out good-naturedly:--
+
+"You boys been drillin' to learn to march like that, haven't you?"
+
+Instantly a white-beard in the ranks called back: "No, sir! _We never
+have forgot!_"
+
+Other camps were not so rhythmic in their tread. Some of the lines were
+very dragging and straggly; the old feet shuffled and faltered in a way
+which showed that their march was nearly over. Not fifty yards away from
+Queed, one veteran pitched out of the ranks; he was lifted up and
+received into the house opposite which he fell. Sadder than the men were
+the old battle-flags, soiled wisps that the aged hands held aloft with
+the most solicitous care. The flag-poles were heavy and the men's arms
+weaker than once they were; sometimes two or even three men acted
+jointly as standard-bearer.
+
+These old flags, mere unrecognizable fragments as many of them were,
+were popular with the onlookers. Each as it marched by, was hailed with
+a new roar. Of course there were many tears. There was hardly anybody in
+all that crowd, over fifty years old, in whom the sight of these fast
+dwindling ranks did not stir memories of some personal bereavement. The
+old ladies on the porch no longer used their handkerchiefs chiefly for
+waving. Queed saw one of them wave hers frantically toward a drooping
+little knot of passing gray-coats, and then fall back into a chair, the
+same handkerchief at her eyes. Sharlee, who was explaining everything
+that anybody wanted to know, happened to be standing near him; she
+followed his glance and whispered gently:--
+
+"Her husband and two of her brothers were killed at Gettysburg. Her
+husband was in Pickett's Division. Those were Pickett's men that just
+passed--about all there are left now."
+
+A little while afterwards, she added: "It is not so gay as one of your
+Grand Army Days, is it? You see ... it all comes home very close to us.
+Those old men that can't be with us much longer are our mothers'
+brothers, and sweethearts, and uncles, and fathers. They went out so
+young--so brave and full of hope--they poured out by hundreds of
+thousands. Down this very street they marched, no more than boys, and
+our mothers stood here where we are standing, to bid them godspeed. And
+now look at what is left of them, straggling by. There is nobody on this
+porch--but you--who did not lose somebody that was dear to them. And
+then there was our pride ... for we were proud. So that is why our old
+ladies cry to-day."
+
+"And why your young ladies cry, too?"
+
+"Oh, ... I am not crying."
+
+"Don't you suppose I know when people are crying and when they
+aren't?--Why do you do it?"
+
+Sharlee lowered her eyes. "Well ... it's all pretty sad, you know ...
+pretty sad."
+
+She turned away, leaving him to his own devices. From his place on the
+top step, Queed turned and let his frank glance run over the ladies on
+the porch. The sadness of face that he had noticed earlier had dissolved
+and precipitated now: there was hardly a dry eye on that porch but his
+own. What were they all crying for? Miss Weyland's explanation did not
+seem very convincing. The war had ended a generation ago. The whole
+thing had been over and done with many years before she was born.
+
+He turned again, and looked out with unseeing eyes over the thick
+street, with the thin strip of parade moving down the middle of it. He
+guessed that these ladies on the porch were not crying for definite
+brothers, or fathers, or sweethearts they had lost. People didn't do
+that after forty years; here was Fifi only dead a year, and he never saw
+anybody crying for her. No, they were weeping over an idea; it was
+sentiment, and a vague, misty, unreasonable sentiment at that. And yet
+he could not say that Miss Weyland appeared simply foolish with those
+tears in her eyes. No, the girl somehow managed to give the effect of
+seeing farther into things than he himself.... Her tears evidently were
+in the nature of a tribute: she was paying them to an idea. Doubtless
+there was a certain largeness about that. But obviously the paying of
+such a tribute could do no possible good--unless--to the payer. Was
+there anything in that?--in the theory....
+
+Unusual bursts of cheering broke their way into his consciousness, and
+he recalled himself to see a squad of negro soldiers, all very old men,
+hobbling by. These were of the faithful, whom no number of proclamations
+could shake from allegiance to Old Marster. One of them declared himself
+to be Stonewall Jackson's cook. Very likely Stonewall Jackson's cooks
+are as numerous as once were ladies who had been kissed by LaFayette,
+but at any rate this old negro was the object of lively interest all
+along the line. He was covered with reunion badges, and carried two live
+chickens under his arm.
+
+Queed went down to the bottom step, the better to hear the comments of
+the onlookers, for this was what interested him most. He found himself
+standing next to an exceptionally clean-cut young fellow of about his
+own age. This youth appeared a fine specimen of the sane, wholesome,
+successful young American business man. Yet he was behaving like a
+madman, yelling like Bedlam, wildly flaunting his hat--a
+splendid-looking Panama--now and then savagely brandishing his fists at
+an unseen foe. Queed heard him saying fiercely, apparently to the world
+at large: "They couldn't lick us now. By the Lord, they couldn't lick us
+now!"
+
+Queed said to him: "You were badly outnumbered when they licked you."
+
+Flaunting his hat passionately at the thin columns, the young man
+shouted into space: "Outnumbered--outarmed--outequipped--outrationed--but
+not outgeneraled, sir, not outsoldiered, not outmanned!"
+
+"You seem a little excited about it. Yet you've had forty years to get
+used to it."
+
+"Ah," brandished the young man at the soldiers, a glad battlenote
+breaking into his voice, "I'm being addressed by a Yankee, am I?"
+
+"No," said Queed, "you are being addressed by an American."
+
+"That's a fair reply," said the young man; and consented to take his
+eyes from the parade a second to glance at the author of it. "Hello!
+You're Doc--Mr. Queed, aren't you?"
+
+Queed, surprised, admitted his identity.
+
+"Ye-a-a-a!" said the young man, in a mighty voice. This time he shouted
+it directly at a tall old gentleman whose horse was just then dancing
+by. The gentleman smiled, and waved his hand at the flaunted Panama.
+
+"A fine-looking man," said Queed.
+
+"My father," said the young man. "God bless his heart!"
+
+"Was your father in the war?"
+
+"Was he in the war? My dear sir, you might say that he was the war. But
+you could scrape this town with a fine-tooth comb without finding
+anybody of his age that wasn't in the war."
+
+The necessity for a new demonstration checked his speech for a moment.
+
+Queed said: "Who are these veterans? What sort of people are they?"
+
+"The finest fellows in the world," said the young man. "An occasional
+dead-beat among them, of course, but it's amazing how high an average of
+character they strike, considering that they came out of four years of
+war--war's demoralizing, you know!--with only their shirts to their
+backs, and often those were only borrowed. You'll find some mighty solid
+business men in the ranks out there, and then on down to the humblest
+occupations. Look! See that little one-legged man with the beard that
+everybody's cheering! That's Corporal Henkel of Petersburg, commended I
+don't know how many times for bravery, and they would have given him the
+town for a keepsake when it was all over, if he had wanted it. Well,
+Henkel's a cobbler--been one since '65--and let me tell you he's a
+blamed good one, and if you're ever in Petersburg and want any
+half-soling done, let me tell you--Yea-a-a! See that trim-looking one
+with the little mustache--saluting now? He tried to save Stonewall
+Jackson's life on the 2d of May, 1863,--threw himself in front of him
+and got badly potted. He's a D.D. now. Yea-a-a-a!"
+
+A victoria containing two lovely young girls, sponsor and maid of honor
+for South Carolina, dressed just alike, with parasols and enormous hats,
+rolled by. The girls smiled kindly at the young man, and he went through
+a very proper salute.
+
+"Watch the people!" he dashed on eagerly. "Wonderful how they love these
+old soldiers, isn't it?--they'd give 'em anything! And what a fine thing
+that is for them!--for the people, not the soldiers, I mean. I tell you
+we all give too much time to practical things--business--making
+money--taking things away from each other. It's a fine thing to have a
+day now and then which appeals to just the other side of us--a regular
+sentimental spree. Do you see what I mean? Maybe I'm talking like an
+ass.... But when you talk about Americans, Mr. Queed--let me tell you
+that there isn't a State in the country that is raising better
+Americans than we are raising right here in this city. We're as solid
+for the Union as Boston. But that isn't saying that we have forgotten
+all about the biggest happening in our history--the thing that threw
+over our civilization, wiped out our property, and turned our State into
+a graveyard. If we forgot that, we wouldn't be Americans, because we
+wouldn't be men."
+
+He went on fragmentarily, ever and anon interrupting himself to give
+individual ovations to his heroes and his gods:--
+
+"Through the North and West you may have one old soldier to a village;
+here we have one to a house. For you it was a foreign war, which meant
+only dispatches in the newspapers. For us it was a war on our own front
+lawns, and the way we followed it was by the hearses backing up to the
+door. You can hardly walk a mile in any direction out of this city
+without stumbling upon an old breastworks. And in the city--well, you
+know all the great old landmarks, all around us as we stand here now. On
+this porch behind us sits a lady who knew Lee well. Many's the talk she
+had with him after the war. My mother, a bride then, sat in the pew
+behind Davis that Sunday he got the message which meant that the war was
+over. History! Why this old town drips with it. Do you think we should
+forget our heroes, Mr. Queed? Up there in Massachusetts, if you have a
+place where John Samuel Quincy Adams once stopped for a cup of tea, you
+fence it off, put a brass plate on the front door, and charge a nickel
+to go in. Which will history say is the greater man, Sam Adams or Robert
+F. Lee? If these were Washington's armies going by, you would probably
+feel a little excited, though you have had a hundred and twenty years to
+get used to Yorktown and the Philadelphia Congress. Well, Washington is
+no more to the nation than Lee is to the South.
+
+"But don't let anybody get concerned about our patriotism. We're better
+Americans, not worse, because of days like these, the reason being, as I
+say, that we are better men. And if your old Uncle Sammy gets into
+trouble some day, never fear but we'll be on hand to pull him out, with
+the best troops that ever stepped, and another Lee to lead them."
+
+Somewhere during the afternoon there had returned to Queed the words in
+which Sharlee Weyland had pointed out to him--quite unnecessarily--that
+he was standing here between two civilizations. On the porch now sat
+Miss Weyland's grandmother, representative of the dead aristocracy. By
+his side stood, clearly, a representative of the rising democracy--one
+of those "splendid young men" who, the girl thought, would soon be
+beating the young men of the North at every turn. It was valuable
+professionally to catch the point of view of these new democrats; and
+now he had grasped the fact that whatever the changes in outward form,
+it had an unbroken sentimental continuity with the type which it was
+replacing.
+
+"Did you ever hear Ben Hill's tribute to Lee?" inquired the young man
+presently.
+
+Queed happened to know it very well. However, the other could not be
+restrained from reciting it for his own satisfaction.
+
+"It is good--a good piece of writing and a fine tribute," said Queed.
+"However, I read a shorter and in some ways an even better one in
+_Harper's Weekly_ the other day."
+
+"_Harper's Weekly!_ Good Heavens! They'll find out that William Lloyd
+Garrison was for us next. What'd it say?"
+
+"It was in answer to some correspondents who called Lee a traitor. The
+editor wrote five lines to say that, while it would be exceedingly
+difficult ever to make 'traitor' a word of honorable distinction, it
+would be done if people kept on applying it to Lee. In that case, he
+said, we should have to find a new word to mean what traitor means now."
+
+The young man thought this over until its full meaning sank into him. "I
+don't know how you could say anything finer of a man," he remarked
+presently, "than that applying a disgraceful epithet to him left him
+entirely untouched, but changed the whole meaning of the epithet. By
+George, that's pretty fine!"
+
+"My only criticism on the character, or rather on the greatness, of
+Lee," said Queed, introspectively, "is that, so far as I have ever read,
+he never got angry. One feels that a hero should be a man of terrible
+passions, so strong that once or twice in his life they get away from
+him. Washington always seems a bigger man because of his blast at
+Charles Lee."
+
+The young man seemed interested by this point of view. He said that he
+would ask Mrs. Beauregard about it.
+
+Not much later he said with a sigh: "Well!--It's about over. And now I
+must pay for my fun--duck back to the office for a special night
+session."
+
+Queed had taken a vague fancy to this youth, whose enviably pleasant
+manners reminded him somehow of Charles Gardiner West. "I supposed that
+it was only in newspaper offices that work went on without regard to
+holidays."
+
+The young man laughed, and held out his hand. "I'm very industrious, if
+you please. I'm delighted to have met you, Mr. Queed--I've known of you
+for a long time. My name's Byrd--Beverley Byrd--and I wish you'd come
+and see me some time. Good-by. I hope I haven't bored you with all my
+war-talk. I lost a grandfather and three uncles in it, and I can't help
+being interested."
+
+The last of the parade went by; the dense crowd broke and overran the
+street; and Queed stood upon the bottom step taking his leave of Miss
+Weyland. Much interested, he had lingered till the other guests were
+gone; and now there was nobody upon the porch but Miss Weyland's mother
+and grandmother, who sat at the further end of it, the eyes of both, did
+Mr. Queed but know it, upon him.
+
+"Why don't you come to see me sometimes?" the daughter and granddaughter
+was saying sweetly. "I think you will have to come now, for this was a
+party, and a party calls for a party-call. Oh, can you make as clever a
+pun as that?"
+
+"Thank you--but I never pay calls."
+
+"Oh, but you are beginning to do a good many things that you never did
+before."
+
+"Yes," he answered with curious depression. "I am."
+
+"Well, don't look so glum about it. You mustn't think that any change in
+your ways of doing is necessarily for the worse!"
+
+He refused to take up the cudgels; an uncanny thing from him. "Well! I
+am obliged to you for inviting me here to-day. It has been interesting
+and--instructive."
+
+"And now you have got us all neatly docketed on your sociological
+operating table, I suppose?"
+
+"I am inclined to think," he said slowly, "that it is you who have got
+me on the operating table again."
+
+He gave her a quick glance, at once the unhappiest and the most human
+look that she had ever seen upon his face.
+
+"No," said she, gently,--"if you are on the table, you have put yourself
+there this time."
+
+"Well, good-by--"
+
+"And are you coming to see me--to pay your party-call?"
+
+"Why should I? What is the point of these conventions--these little
+rules--?"
+
+"Don't you _like_ being with me? Don't you get a _great deal_ of
+pleasure from my society?"
+
+"I have never asked myself such a question."
+
+He was gazing at her for a third time; and a startled look sprang
+suddenly into his eyes. It was plain that he was asking himself such a
+question now. A curious change passed over his face; a kind of dawning
+consciousness which, it was obvious, embarrassed him to the point of
+torture, while he resolutely declined to flinch at it.
+
+"Yes--I get pleasure from your society."
+
+The admission turned him rather white, but he saved himself by instantly
+flinging at her: "However, _I am no hedonist_."
+
+Sharlee retired to look up hedonist in the dictionary.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Later that evening, Mrs. Weyland and her daughter being together
+upstairs, the former said:--
+
+"Sharlee, who is this Mr. Queed that you paid so much attention to on
+the porch this evening?"
+
+"Why, don't you know, mother? He is the assistant editor of the _Post_,
+and is going to be editor just the minute Mr. West retires. For you see,
+mother, everybody says that he writes the most wonderful articles,
+although I assure you, a year ago--"
+
+"Yes, but who is he? Where does he come from? Who are his people?"
+
+"Oh, I see. That is what you mean. Well, he comes from New York, where
+he led the most interesting literary sort of life, studying all the
+time, except when he was doing articles for the great reviews, or
+helping a lady up there to write a thesaurus. You see, he was fitting
+himself to compose a great work--"
+
+"Who are his people?"
+
+"Oh, that!" said Sharlee. "Well, that question is not so easy to answer
+as you might think. It opens up a peculiar situation: to begin with, he
+is a sort of an orphan, and--"
+
+"How do you mean, a sort of an orphan?"
+
+"You see, that is just where the peculiar part comes in. There is the
+heart of the whole mystery, and yet right there is the place where I
+must be reticent with you, mother, for though I know all about it, it
+was told to me confidentially--professionally, as my aunt's agent--and
+therefore--"
+
+"Do you mean that you know nothing about his people?"
+
+"I suppose it might be stated, crudely, in that way, but--"
+
+"And knowing nothing about who or what he was, you simply picked him up
+at the boarding-house, and admitted him to your friendship?"
+
+"Picking-up is not the word that the most careful mothers employ, in
+reference to their daughters' attitude toward young men. Mother, don't
+you understand? I'm a democrat."
+
+"It is not a thing," said Mrs. Weyland, with some asperity, "for a lady
+to be."
+
+Sharlee, fixing her hair in the back before the mirror, laughed long and
+merrily. "Do you dare--do you _dare_ look your own daughter in the eye
+and say she is no lady?"
+
+"Do you like this young man?" Mrs. Weyland continued.
+
+"He interests me, heaps and heaps."
+
+Mrs. Weyland sighed. "I can only say," she observed, sinking into a
+chair and picking up her book, "that such goings on were never heard of
+in my day."
+
+
+
+
+XXII
+
+ _In which Professor Nicolovius drops a Letter on the Floor, and
+ Queed conjectures that Happiness sometimes comes to Men wearing a
+ Strange Face._
+
+
+Queed sat alone in the sitting-room of the Duke of Gloucester Street
+house. His afternoon's experiences had interested him largely. By subtle
+and occult processes which defied his analysis, what he had seen and
+heard had proved mysteriously disturbing--all this outpouring of
+irrational sentiment in which he had no share. So had his conversation
+with the girl disturbed him. He was in a condition of mental unrest,
+undefined but acute; odds and ends of curious thought kicked about
+within him, challenging him to follow them down to unexplored depths.
+But he was paying no attention to them now.
+
+He sat in the sitting-room, wondering how Nicolovius had ever happened
+to think of that story about the Fenian refugee.
+
+For Queed had been gradually driven to that unpleasant point. While
+living in the old man's house, he was, despite his conscientious
+efforts, virtually spying upon him.
+
+The Fenian story had always had its questionable points; but so long as
+the two men were merely chance fellow-boarders, it did as well as any
+other. Now that they lived together, however, the multiplying
+suggestions that the old professor was something far other than he
+pretended became rather important. The young man could not help being
+aware that Nicolovius neither looked nor talked in the slightest degree
+like an Irishman. He could not help being certain that an Irishman who
+had fled to escape punishment for a political crime, in 1882, could have
+safely returned to his country long ago; and would undoubtedly have kept
+up relations with his friends overseas in the meantime. Nor could he
+help being struck with such facts as that Nicolovius, while apparently
+little interested in the occasional cables about Irish affairs, had
+become seemingly absorbed in the three days' doings of the United
+Confederate Veterans.
+
+Now it was entirely all right for the old man to have a secret, and keep
+it. There was not the smallest quarrel on that score. But it was not in
+the least all right for one man to live with another, pretending to
+believe in him, when in reality he was doubting and questioning him at
+every move. The want of candor involved in his present relations with
+Nicolovius continually fretted Queed's conscience. Ought he not in
+common honesty to tell the old man that he could not believe the Irish
+biography, leaving it to him to decide what he wanted to do about it?
+
+Nicolovius, tramping in only a few minutes behind Queed, greeted his
+young friend as blandly as ever. Physically, he seemed tired; much dust
+of city streets clung to his commonly spotless boots; but his eyes were
+so extraordinarily brilliant that Queed at first wondered if he could
+have been drinking. However, this thought died almost as soon as it was
+born.
+
+The professor walked over to the window and stood looking out, hat on
+head. Presently he said: "You saw the grand parade, I suppose? For
+indeed there was no escaping it."
+
+Queed said that he had seen it.
+
+"You had a good place to see it from, I hope?"
+
+Excellent; Miss Weyland's porch.
+
+"Ah!" said Nicolovius, with rather an emphasis, and permitted a pause to
+fall. "A most charming young lady--charming," he went on, with his note
+of velvet irony which the young man peculiarly disliked. "I hear she is
+to marry your Mr. West. An eminently suitable match in every way. Yet I
+shall not soon forget how that delightful young man defrauded you of the
+editorship."
+
+Silence from Mr. Queed, the question of the editorship having already
+been thoroughly threshed out between them.
+
+"I, too, saw the gallant proceedings," resumed Nicolovius, retracing his
+thought. "What an outfit! What an outfit!"
+
+He dropped down into his easy chair by the table, removed his straw hat
+with traces of a rare irritation in his manner, put on his black skull
+cap, and presently purred his thoughts aloud:--
+
+"No writer has yet done anything like justice to the old soldier cult in
+the post-bellum South. Doubtless it may lie out of the province of you
+historians, but what a theme for a new Thackeray! With such a fetish
+your priestcraft of the Middle Ages is not to be compared for a moment.
+There is no parallel among civilized nations; to find one you must go to
+the Voodooism of the savage black. For more than a generation all the
+intelligence of the South has been asked, nay compelled, to come and bow
+down before these alms-begging loblollies. To refuse to make obeisance
+was treason. The entire public thought of a vast section of the country
+has revolved around the figure of a worthless old grafter in a tattered
+gray shirt. Every question is settled when some moth-eaten ne'er-do-well
+lets out what is known as a 'rebel yell.' The most polished and profound
+speech conceivable is answered when a jackass mounts the platform and
+brays out something about the gallant boys in gray. The cry for
+progress, for material advancement, for moral and social betterment, is
+stifled, that everybody may have breath to shout for a flapping
+trouser's leg worn by a degraded old sot. All that your Southern
+statesmen have had to give a people who were stripped to the bone is
+fulsome rhetoric about the Wounded Warrior of Wahoo, or some other
+inflated nonentity, whereupon the mesmerized population have loyally
+fallen on their faces and shouted, 'Praise the Lord.' And all the while
+they were going through this wretched mummery, they were hungry and
+thirsty and naked--destitute in a smiling land of plenty. Do you wonder
+that I think old-soldierism is the meanest profession the Lord ever
+suffered to thrive? I tell you Baal and Moloch never took such toll of
+their idolaters as these shabby old gods of the gray shirt."
+
+"Professor Nicolovius," said Queed, with a slow smile, "where on earth
+do you exhume your ideas of Southern history?"
+
+"Observation, my dear boy! God bless us, haven't I had three years of
+this city to use my eyes and ears in? And I had a peculiar training in
+my youth," he added, retrospectively, "to fit me to see straight and
+generalize accurately."
+
+... Couldn't the man see that no persecuted Irishman ever talked in such
+a way since the world began? If he had a part to play, why in the name
+of common sense couldn't he play it respectably?
+
+Queed got up, and began strolling about the floor. In his mind was what
+Sharlee Weyland had said to him two hours before: "All the bitterness
+nowadays comes from the non-combatants, the camp-followers, the sutlers,
+and the cowards." Under which of these heads did his friend, the old
+professor, fall?... Why had he ever thought of Nicolovius as, perhaps, a
+broken Union officer? A broken Union officer would feel bitter, if at
+all, against the Union. A man who felt so bitter against the South--
+
+A resolution was rapidly hardening in the young man's mind. He felt this
+attitude of doubt and suspicion, these thoughts that he was now thinking
+about the man whose roof he shared, as an unclean spot upon his chaste
+passion for truth. He could not feel honest again until he had wiped it
+off.... And, after all, what did he owe to Nicolovius?
+
+"But I must not leave you under the impression," said Nicolovius, almost
+testily for him, "that my ideas are unique and extraordinary. They are
+shared, in fact, by Southern historians of repute and--"
+
+Queed turned on him. "But you never read Southern historians."
+
+Nicolovius had a smile for that, though his expression seemed subtly to
+shift. "I must make confession to you. Three days ago, I broke the
+habits of quarter of a century. At the second-hand shop on Centre Street
+I bought, actually, a little volume of history. It is surprising how
+these Southern manifestations have interested me."
+
+Queed was an undesirable person for any man to live with who had a
+secret to keep. His mind was relentlessly constructive; it would build
+you up the whole dinosaur from the single left great digitus. For
+apparently no reason at all, there had popped into his head a chance
+remark of Major Brooke's a year ago, which he had never thought of from
+that day to this: "I can't get over thinking that I've seen that man
+before a long time ago, when he looked entirely different, and yet
+somehow the same too."
+
+"I will show you my purchase," added Nicolovius, after a moment of
+seeming irresolution.
+
+He disappeared down the hail to his bedroom, a retreat in which Queed
+had never set foot, and returned promptly carrying a dingy duodecimo in
+worn brown leather. As he entered the room, he absently raised the
+volume to his lips and blew along the edges.
+
+Queed's mental processes were beyond his own control. "Three days old,"
+flashed into his mind, "and he blows dust from it."
+
+"What is the book?" he asked.
+
+"A very able little history of the Reconstruction era in this State. I
+have a mind to read you a passage and convert you."
+
+Nicolovius sat down, and began turning the pages. Queed stood a step
+away, watching him intently. The old man fluttered the leaves vaguely
+for a moment; then his expression shifted and, straightening up, he
+suddenly closed the book.
+
+"I don't appear to find," he said easily, "the little passage that so
+impressed me the day before yesterday. And after all, what would be the
+use of reading it to you? You impetuous young men will never listen to
+the wisdom of your elders."
+
+Smiling blandly, the subject closed, it might have been forever,
+Nicolovius reached out toward the table to flick the ash from his
+cigarette. In so doing, as luck had it, he struck the book and knocked
+it from his knees. Something shook from its pages as it dropped, and
+fell almost at Queed's feet. Mechanically he stooped to pick it up.
+
+It was a letter, at any rate an envelope, and it had fallen face up,
+full in the light of the open window. The envelope bore an address, in
+faded ink, but written in a bold legible hand. Not to save his soul
+could Queed have avoided seeing it:
+
+ _Henry G. Surface, Esq.,
+ 36 Washington Street._
+
+There was a dead silence: a silence that from matter-of-fact suddenly
+became unendurable.
+
+Queed handed the envelope to Nicolovius. Nicolovius glanced at it, while
+pretending not to, and his eyelash flickered; his face was about the
+color of cigar ashes. Queed walked away, waiting.
+
+He expected that the old man would immediately demand whether he had
+seen that name and address, or at least would immediately say something.
+But he did nothing of the sort. When Queed turned at the end of the
+room, Nicolovius was fluttering the pages of his book again, apparently
+absorbed in it, apparently quite forgetting that he had just laid it
+aside. Then Queed understood. Nicolovius did not mean to say or do
+anything. He meant to pass over the little incident altogether.
+
+However, the pretense had now reached a point when Queed could no longer
+endure it.
+
+"Perhaps, after all," said Nicolovius, in his studiously bland voice, "I
+am a little sweeping--"
+
+Queed stood in front of him, interrupting, suddenly not at ease.
+"Professor Nicolovius."
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"I must say something that will offend you, I'm afraid. For some time I
+have found myself unable to believe the--story of your life you were
+once good enough to give me."
+
+"Ah, well," said Nicolovius, engrossed in his book, "it is not required
+of you to believe it. We need have no quarrel about that."
+
+Suddenly Queed found that he hated to give the stab, but he did not
+falter.
+
+"I must be frank with you, professor. I saw whom that envelope was
+addressed to just now."
+
+"Nor need we quarrel about that."
+
+But Queed's steady gaze upon him presently grew unbearable, and at last
+the old man raised his head.
+
+"Well? Whom was it addressed to?"
+
+Queed felt disturbingly sorry for him, and, in the same thought, admired
+his iron control. The old professor's face was gray; his very lips were
+colorless; but his eyes were steady, and his voice was the voice of
+every day.
+
+"I think," said Queed, quietly, "that it is addressed to you."
+
+There was a lengthening silence while the two men, motionless, looked
+into each other's eyes. The level gaze of each held just the same look
+of faint horror, horror subdued and controlled, but still there. Their
+stare became fascinated; it ran on as though nothing could ever happen
+to break it off. To Queed it seemed as if everything in the world had
+dropped away but those brilliant eyes, frightened yet unafraid, boring
+into his.
+
+Nicolovius broke the silence. The triumph of his intelligence over his
+emotions showed in the fact that he attempted no denial.
+
+"Well?" he said somewhat thickly. "Well?--Well?"
+
+Under the look of the younger man, he was beginning to break. Into the
+old eyes had sprung a deadly terror, a look as though his immortal soul
+might hang on what the young man was going to say next. To answer this
+look, a blind impulse in Queed bade him strike out, to say or do
+something; and his reason, which was always detached and impersonal,
+was amazed to hear his voice saying:--
+
+"It's all right, professor. Not a thing is going to happen."
+
+The old man licked his lips. "You ... will stay on here?"
+
+And Queed's voice answered: "As long as you want me."
+
+Nicolovius, who had been born Surface, suffered a moment of collapse. He
+fell back in his chair, and covered his face with his hands.
+
+The dying efforts of the June sun still showed in the pretty
+sitting-room, though the town clocks were striking seven. From without
+floated in the voices of merry passers; eddies of the day's celebration
+broke even into this quiet street. Queed sat down in a big-armed rocker,
+and looked out the window into the pink west.
+
+So, in a minute's time and by a wholly chance happening, the mystery was
+out at last. Professor Nicolovius, the bland recluse of Mrs. Paynter's,
+and Henry G. Surface, political arch-traitor, ex-convict, and falsest of
+false friends, were one and the same man.
+
+The truth had been instantly plain to Queed when the name had blazed up
+at him from the envelope on the floor. It was as though Fate herself had
+tossed that envelope under his eyes, as the answer to all his
+questionings. Not an instant's doubt had troubled him; and now a score
+of memories were marshaling themselves before him to show that his first
+flashing certainty had been sound. As for the book, it was clearly from
+the library of the old man's youth, kept and hidden away for some
+reason, when nearly everything else had been destroyed. Between the
+musty pages the accusing letter had lain forgotten for thirty years,
+waiting for this moment.
+
+He turned and glanced once at the silent figure, huddled back in the
+chair with covered eyes; the unhappy old man whom nobody had ever
+trusted without regretting it. _Henry G. Surface_--whose name was a
+synonym for those traits and things which honest men of all peoples and
+climes have always hated most, treachery, perfidy, base betrayal of
+trust, shameful dishonesty--who had crowded the word _infamy_ from the
+popular lexicon of politics with the keener, more biting epithet,
+_Surfaceism_. And here--wonder of wonders--sat Surface before him, drawn
+back to the scene of his fall like a murderer to the body and the
+scarlet stain upon the floor, caught, trapped, the careful mask of many
+years plucked from him at a sudden word, leaving him no covering upon
+earth but his smooth white hands. And he, Queed, was this man's closest,
+his only friend, chosen out of all the world to live with him and
+minister to his declining years....
+
+"It's true!" now broke through the concealing hands. "I am that man....
+God help me!"
+
+Queed looked unseeingly out of the window, where the sun was couching in
+a bed of copper flame stippled over with brightest azure. Why had he
+done it? What crazy prompting had struck from him that promise to yoke
+his destiny forever with this terrible old man? If Nicolovius, the
+Fenian refugee, had never won his liking, Surface, the Satan apostate,
+was detestable to him. What devil of impulse had trapped from him the
+mad offer to spend his days in the company of such a creature, and in
+the shadow of so odious an ill-fame?
+
+As on the day when Fifi had asked him her innocent question about
+altruism, a sudden tide swept the young man's thoughts inward. And after
+them, this time, groped the blundering feet of his spirit.
+
+Here was he, a mature man, who, in point of work, in all practical and
+demonstrable ways, was the millionth man. He was a great editorial
+writer, which was a minor but genuine activity. He was a yet greater
+writer on social science, which was one of the supreme activities. On
+this side, then, certainly the chief side, there could be no question
+about the successfulness of his life. His working life was, or would be
+before he was through, brilliantly successful. But it had for some time
+been plain to him that he stopped short there. He was a great workman,
+but that was all. He was a superb rationalist; but after that he did not
+exist.
+
+Through the science of Human Intercourse, he saw much more of people now
+than he had ever done before, and thus it had become driven home upon
+him that most people had two lives, their outer or practical lives, and
+their inner or personal lives. But he himself had but one life. He was a
+machine; a machine which turned out matchless work for the enlightenment
+of the world, but after all a machine. He was intellect. He was Pure
+Reason. Yet he himself had said, and written, that intellectual
+supremacy was not the true badge of supremacy of type. There was nothing
+sure of races that was not equally sure of the individuals which make up
+those races. Yet intellect was all he was. Vast areas of thought,
+feeling, and conduct, in which the people around him spent so much of
+their time, were entirely closed to him. He had no personal life at all.
+That part of him had atrophied from lack of use, like the eyes of the
+mole and of those sightless fishes men take from the waters of caverns.
+
+And now this part of him, which had for some time been stirring
+uneasily, had risen suddenly without bidding of his and in defiance of
+his reason, and laid hold of something in his environment. In doing so,
+it appeared to have thrust upon him an inner, or personal, life from
+this time forward. That life lay in being of use to the old man before
+him: he who had never been of personal use to anybody so far, and the
+miserable old man who had no comfort anywhere but in him.
+
+He knew the scientific name of this kind of behavior very well. It was
+altruism, the irrational force that had put a new face upon the world.
+Fifi, he remembered well, had assured him that in altruism he would find
+that fiercer happiness which was as much better than content as being
+well was better than not being sick. But ... could this be happiness,
+this whirling confusion that put him to such straits to keep a calm face
+above the tumult of his breast? If this was happiness, then it came to
+him for their first meeting wearing a strange face....
+
+"You know the story?"
+
+Queed moved in his chair. "Yes. I--have heard it."
+
+"Of course," said Nicolovius. "It is as well known as Iscariot's. By
+God, how they've hounded me!"
+
+Evidently he was recovering fast. There was bitterness, rather than
+shame, in his voice. He took his hands from his eyes, adjusted his cap,
+stiffened up in his chair. The sallow tints were coming back into his
+face; his lips took on color; his eye and hand were steady. Not every
+man could have passed through such a cataclysm and emerged so little
+marked. He picked up his cigarette from the table; it was still going.
+This fact was symbolic: the great shock had come and passed within the
+smoking of an inch of cigarette. The pretty room was as it was before.
+Pale sunshine still flickered on the swelling curtain. The leather
+desk-clock gayly ticked the passing seconds. The young man's clean-cut
+face looked as quiet as ever.
+
+Upon Queed the old man fastened his fearless black eyes.
+
+"I meant to tell you all this some day," he said, in quite a natural
+voice. "Now the day has come a little sooner than I had meant--that is
+all. I know that my confidence is safe with you--till I die."
+
+"I think you have nothing to fear by trusting me," said Queed, and added
+at once: "But you need tell me nothing unless you prefer."
+
+A kind of softness shone for a moment in Surface's eyes. "Nobody could
+look at your face," he said gently, "and ever be afraid to trust you."
+
+The telephone rang, and Queed could answer it by merely putting out his
+hand. It was West, from the office, asking that he report for work that
+night, as he himself was compelled to be away.
+
+Presently Surface began talking; talking in snatches, more to himself
+than to his young friend, rambling backward over his broken life in
+passionate reminiscence. He talked a long time thus, while the daylight
+faded and dusk crept into the room, and then night; and Queed listened,
+giving him all the rein he wanted and saying never a word himself.
+
+"... Pray your gods," said Surface, "that you never have such reason to
+hate your fellow-men as I have had, my boy. For that has been the
+keynote of my unhappy life. God, how I hated them all, and how I do
+yet!... Not least Weyland, with his ostentatious virtue, his
+holier-than-thou kindness, his self-righteous magnanimity tossed even to
+me ... the broken-kneed idol whom others passed with averted face, and
+there was none so poor to do me reverence...."
+
+So this, mused Queed, was the meaning of the old professor's invincible
+dislike for Miss Weyland, which he had made so obvious in the
+boarding-house that even Mr. Bylash commented on it. He had never been
+able to forgive her father's generosity, which he had so terribly
+betrayed; her name and her blood rankled and festered eternally in the
+heart of the faithless friend and the striped trustee.
+
+Henderson, the ancient African who attended the two men, knocked upon
+the shut door with the deprecatory announcement that he had twice rung
+the supper-bell.
+
+"Take the things back to the kitchen, Henderson," said Queed. "I'll ring
+when we are ready."
+
+The breeze was freshening, blowing full upon Surface, who did not appear
+to notice it. Queed got up and lowered the window. The old man's
+neglected cigarette burned his fingers; he lit another; it, too, burned
+itself down to the cork-tip without receiving the attention of a puff.
+
+Presently he went on talking:
+
+"I was of a high-spirited line. Thank God, I never learned to fawn on
+the hand that lashed me. Insult I would not brook. I struck back, and
+when I struck, I struck to kill.--Did I not? So hard that the State
+reeled.... So hard that if I had had something better than mean negroes
+and worse whites for my tools, fifth-rate scavengers, buzzards of
+politics ... this hand would have written the history of the State in
+these forty years.
+
+"That was the way I struck, and how did they answer me?--Ostracism ...
+Coventry ... The weapons of mean old women, and dogs.... The dogs! That
+is what they were....
+
+"Well, other arms were ready to receive me. Others were fairer-minded
+than the cowardly bigots who could blow hot or cold as their selfish
+interests and prostituted leaders whispered. I was not a man to be
+kept down. Oh, my new friends were legion, and I was king again.
+But it was never the same. In that way, they beat me. I give
+them that.... Not they, though. It was deep calling to deep. My
+blood--heritage--tradition--education--all that I was ... this was what
+tortured me with what was gone, and kept calling.
+
+"Wicked injustice and a lost birthright.... Oh, memory was there to
+crucify me, by day and by night. And yet.... Why, it was a thing that is
+done every day by men these people say their prayers to.... Oh, yes--I
+wanted to punish--_him_ for his smug condescension, his patronizing
+playing of the good Samaritan. And through him all these others ... show
+them that their old idol wore claws on those feet of clay. But not in
+that way. No, a much cleverer way than that. Perhaps there would be no
+money when they asked for it, but I was to smile blandly and go on about
+my business. They were never to reach _me_. But the Surfaces were never
+skilled at juggling dirty money....
+
+"They took me off my guard. The most technical fault--a trifle....
+Another day or two and everything would have been all right. They had my
+word for it--and you know how they replied.... The infamous tyranny of
+the majority. The greatest judicial crime in a decade, and they laughed.
+
+"So now I lie awake in the long nights with nine years of _that_ to look
+back on.
+
+"Let my life be a lesson to you teaching you--if nothing else--that it
+is of no use to fight society. They have a hopeless advantage, the
+contemptible advantage of numbers, and they are not ashamed to use
+it.... But my spirit would not let me lie quiet under injury and
+insult. I was ever a fighter, born to die with my spurs on. And when I
+die at last, they will find that I go with a Parthian shot ... and after
+all have the last word.
+
+"So I came out into a bright world again, an old man before my time,
+ruined forever, marked with a scarlet mark to wear to my grave....
+
+"And then in time, as of course it would, the resolve came to me to come
+straight back here to die. A man wants to die among his own people. They
+were all that ever meant anything to me--they have that to boast of....
+I loved this city once. To die anywhere else ... why, it was
+meaningless, a burlesque on death. I looked at my face in the glass; my
+own mother would not have known me. And so I came straight to Jennie
+Paynter's, such was my whim ... whom I held on my knee fifty years ago.
+
+"... Oh, it's been funny ... so funny ... to sit at that intolerable
+table, and hear poor old Brooke on Reconstruction.
+
+"And I've wondered what little Jennie Paynter would do, if I had risen
+on one of these occasions and spoken my name to the table. How I've
+hated her--hated the look and sight of her--and all the while embracing
+it for dear life. She has told me much that she never knew I listened
+to--many a bit about old friends ... forty years since I'd heard their
+names. And Brooke has told me much, the doting old ass.
+
+"But the life grew unbearable to a man of my temper. I could afford the
+decency of privacy in my old age. For I had worked hard and saved
+since....
+
+"And then you came ... a scholar and a gentleman."
+
+It was quite dark in the room. Surface's voice had suddenly changed. The
+bitterness faded out of it; it became gentler than Queed had ever heard
+it.
+
+"I did not find you out at once. My life had made me unsocial--and out
+of the Nazareth of that house I never looked for any good to come. But
+when once I took note of you, each day I saw you clearer and truer. I
+saw you fighting, and asking no odds--for elbow-room to do your own
+work, for your way up on the newspaper, for bodily strength and
+health--everywhere I saw you, you were fighting indomitably. I have
+always loved a fighter. You were young and a stranger, alone like me;
+you stirred no memories of a past that now, in my age, I would forget;
+your face was the face of honor and truth. I thought: What a blessing if
+I could make a friend of this young man for the little while that is
+left me!... And you have been a blessing and a joy--more than you can
+dream. And now you will not cast me off, like the others.... I do not
+know the words with which to try to thank you...."
+
+"Oh, don't," came Queed's voice hastily out of the dark. "There is no
+question of thanks here."
+
+He got up, lit the lamps, pulled down the shade. The old man lay back in
+his chair, his hands gripping its arms, the lamplight full upon him.
+Never had Queed seen him look less inspiring to affection. His black cap
+had gotten pushed to one side, which both revealed a considerable area
+of hairless head, and imparted to the whole face an odd and rakish air;
+the Italian eyes did not wholly match with the softness of his voice;
+the thin-lipped mouth under the long auburn mustache looked neither
+sorrowful nor kind. It was Queed's lifelong habit never to look back
+with vain regrets; and he needed all of his resolution now.
+
+He stood in front of the man whose terrible secret he had surprised, and
+outwardly he was as calm as ever.
+
+"Professor Nicolovius," he said, with a faint emphasis upon the name,
+"all this is as though it had never passed between us. And now let's go
+and get some supper."
+
+Surface rose to his height and took Queed's hand in a grip like iron.
+His eyes glistened with sudden moisture.
+
+"God bless you, boy! You're a _man!_"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It had been a memorable conversation in the life of both men, opening up
+obvious after-lines of more or less momentous thought. Yet each of them,
+as it happened, neglected these lines for a corollary detail of
+apparently much less seriousness, and pretty nearly the same detail at
+that. For Surface sat long that evening, meditating how he might most
+surely break up the friendship between his young friend and Sharlee
+Weyland; while Queed, all during his busy hours at the office, found his
+thoughts of Nicolovius dominated by speculations as to what Miss Weyland
+would say, if she knew that he had formed a lifelong compact with the
+man who had betrayed her father's friendship and looted her own fortune.
+
+
+
+
+XXIII
+
+ _Of the Bill for the Reformatory, and its Critical Situation; of
+ West's Second Disappointment with the Rewards of Patriotism; of the
+ Consolation he found in the most Charming Resolve in the World_.
+
+
+In January the legislature met again. All autumn and early winter the
+_Post_ had been pounding without surcease upon two great issues: first,
+the reform of the tax-laws, and, second, the establishment of a
+reformatory institution for women. It was palpably the resolve of the
+paper that the legislature should not overlook these two measures
+through lack of being shown where its duty lay.
+
+To the assistant editor had been assigned both campaigns, and he had
+developed his argument with a deadly persistence. A legislature could no
+more ignore him than you could ignore a man who is pounding you over the
+head with a bed-slat. Queed had proved his cases in a dozen ways,
+historically and analogically, politically, morally, and scientifically,
+socially and sociologically. Then, for luck, he proceeded to run through
+the whole list again a time or two; and now faithful readers of the
+_Post_ cried aloud for mercy, asking each other what under the sun had
+got into the paper that it thus massacred and mutilated the
+thrice-slain.
+
+But the _Post_, aided by the press of the State which had been
+captivated by its ringing logic, continued its merciless fire, and, as
+it proved, not insanely. For when the legislature came together, it
+turned out to be one of those "economy" sessions, periodically thrust
+down the throats of even the wiliest politicians. Not "progress" was its
+watchword, but "wise retrenchment." Every observer of events, especially
+in states where one party has been long in control, is familiar with
+these recurrent manifestations. There is a long period of systematic
+reduplication of the offices, multiplying generosity to the faithful,
+and enormous geometrical progression of the public payroll. Some mishap,
+one day, focuses attention upon the princely totalities of the
+law-making spenders, and a howl goes up from the "sovereigns," who, as
+has been wisely observed, never have any power until they are mad. The
+party managers, always respectful to an angry electorate, thereupon
+announce that, owing to the wonderful period of progress and expansion
+brought about by their management, the State can afford to slow up for a
+brief period, hold down expenses and enjoy its (party-made) prosperity.
+This strikes the "keynote" for the next legislature, which pulls a long
+face, makes a tremendous noise about "economy," and possibly refrains
+from increasing expenses, or even shades them down about a dollar and a
+half. Flushed with their victory, the innocent sovereigns return,
+Cincinnatus-wise, to their plows, and the next session of the
+legislature, relieved of that suspicionful scrutiny so galling to men of
+spirit, proceeds to cut the purse-strings loose with a whoop.
+
+Such a brief spasm had now seized the State. Expenses had doubled and
+redoubled with a velocity which caused even hardened prodigals to view
+with alarm. The number of commissions, boards, assistant inspectors, and
+third deputy clerks was enormous, far larger than anybody realized. If
+you could have taken a biological cross-section through the seat of
+State Government, you would doubtless have discovered a most amazing
+number of unobtrusive gentlemen with queer little titles and odd little
+duties, sitting silent and sleek under their cover; their hungry little
+mouths affixed last year to the public breast, or two years ago, or
+twenty, and ready to open in fearful wailing if anybody sought to pluck
+them off. In an aggregate way, attention had been called to them during
+the gubernatorial campaign of the summer. Attacks from the rival stump
+had, of course, been successfully "answered" by the loyal leaders and
+party press. But the bare statement of the annual expenditures, as
+compared with the annual expenditures of ten years ago, necessarily
+stood, and in cold type it looked bad. Therefore the legislature met now
+for an "economy session." The public was given to understand that every
+penny would have to give a strict account of itself before it would
+receive a pass from the treasury, and that public institutions, asking
+for increased support, could consider themselves lucky if they did not
+find their appropriations scaled down by a fourth or so.
+
+The _Post's_ tax reform scheme went through with a bang. Out of loose
+odds and ends of vague discontent, Queed had succeeded in creating a
+body of public sentiment that became invincible. Moreover, this scheme
+cost nothing. On the contrary, by a rearrangement of items and a
+stricter system of assessment, it promised, as the _Post_ frequently
+remarked, to put hundreds of thousands into the treasury. But the
+reformatory was a horse of a totally different color. Here was a
+proposal, for a mere supposititious moral gain, evanescent as air, to
+take a hundred thousand dollars of hard money out of the crib, and
+saddle the State with an annual obligation, to boot. An excellent thing
+in itself, but a most unreasonable request of an economy session, said
+the organization leaders. In fact, this hundred thousand dollars
+happened to be precisely the hundred thousand dollars they needed to
+lubricate "the organization," and discharge, by some choice new
+positions, a few honorable obligations incurred during the campaign.
+
+Now it was written in the recesses of the assistant editor's being,
+those parts of him which he never thought of mentioning to anybody, that
+the reformatory bill must pass. Various feelings had gradually stiffened
+an early general approval into a rock-ribbed resolve. It was on a
+closely allied theme that he had first won his editorial spurs--the
+theme of Klinker's "blaggards," who made reformatories necessary. That
+was one thing: a kind of professional sentiment which the sternest
+scientist need not be ashamed to acknowledge. And then, beyond that, his
+many talks with Klinker had invested the campaign for the reformatory
+with a warmth of meaning which was without precedent in his experience.
+This was, in fact, his first personal contact with the suffering and sin
+of the world, his first grapple with a social problem in the raw. Two
+years before, when he had offered to write an article on this topic for
+the Assistant Secretary of Charities, his interest in a reformatory had
+been only the scientific interest which the trained sociologist feels in
+all the enginery of social reform. But now this institution had become
+indissolubly connected in Queed's mind with the case of Eva Bernheimer,
+whom Buck Klinker knew, Eva Bernheimer who was "in trouble" at sixteen,
+and had now "dropped out." A reformatory had become in his thought a
+living instrument to catch the Eva Bernheimers of this world, and
+effectually prevent them from dropping out.
+
+And apart from all this, here was the first chance he had ever had to do
+a service for Sharlee Weyland.
+
+However, the bill stuck obstinately in committee. Now the session was
+more than half over, February was nearly gone, and there it still stuck.
+And when it finally came out, it was evidently going to be a toss of a
+coin whether it would be passed by half a dozen votes, or beaten by an
+equal number. But there was not the slightest doubt that the great
+majority of the voters, so far as they were interested in it at all,
+wanted it passed, and the tireless _Post_ was prodding the committee
+every other day, observing that now was the time, etc., and demanding in
+a hundred forceful ways, how about it?
+
+With cheerfulness and confidence had West intrusted these important
+matters to his young assistant. Not only was Queed an acknowledged
+authority on both taxation and penological science, but he had enjoyed
+the advantage of writing articles on both themes under Colonel Cowles's
+personal direction. The Colonel's bones were dust, his pen was rust, his
+soul was with the saints, we trust; but his gallant spirit went marching
+on. He towered out of memory a demigod, and what he said and did in his
+lifetime had become as the law of the Medes and Persians now.
+
+But there was never any dispute about the division of editorial honors
+on the _Post_, anyway. The two young men, in fact, were so different in
+every way that their relations were a model of mutual satisfaction.
+Never once did Queed's popular chief seek to ride over his valued
+helper, or deny him his full share of opportunity in the department. If
+anything, indeed, he leaned quite the other way. For West lacked the
+plodder's faculty for indefatigable application. Like some rare and
+splendid bird, if he was kept too closely in captivity, his spirit
+sickened and died.
+
+It is time to admit frankly that West, upon closer contact with
+newspaper work, had been somewhat disillusioned, and who that knows,
+will be surprised at that? To begin with, he had been used to much
+freedom, and his new duties were extremely confining. They began soon
+after breakfast, and no man could say at what hour they would end. The
+night work, in especial, he abhorred. It interfered with much more
+amusing things that had hitherto beguiled his evenings, and it also
+conflicted with sleep, of which he required a good deal. There was, too,
+a great amount of necessary but most irksome drudgery connected with his
+editorial labors. Because the _Post_ was a leader of public thought in
+the State, and as such enjoyed a national standing, West found it
+necessary to read a vast number of papers, to keep up with what was
+going on. He was also forced to write many perfunctory articles on
+subjects which did not interest him in the least, and about which, to
+tell the truth, he knew very little. There were also a great many
+letters either to be answered, or to be prepared for publication in the
+People's Forum column, and these letters were commonly written by dull
+asses who had no idea what they were talking about. Prosy people were
+always coming in with requests or complaints, usually the latter. First
+and last there was a quantity of grinding detail which, like the
+embittered old fogeyism of the Blaines College trustees, had not
+appeared on his rosy prospect in the Maytime preceding.
+
+With everything else favorable, West would cheerfully have accepted
+these things, as being inextricably embedded in the nature of the work.
+But unfortunately, everything else was not favorable. Deeper than the
+grind of the routine detail, was the constant opposition and adverse
+criticism to which his newspaper, like every other one, was incessantly
+subjected. It has long been a trite observation that no reader of any
+newspaper is so humble as not to be outspokenly confident that he could
+run that paper a great deal better than those who actually are running
+it. Every upstanding man who pays a cent for a daily journal considers
+that he buys the right to abuse it, nay incurs the manly duty of abusing
+it. Every editor knows that the highest praise he can expect is silence.
+If his readers are pleased with his remarks, they nobly refrain from
+comment. But if they disagree with one jot or tittle of his high-speed
+dissertations, he must be prepared to have quarts of ink squirted at him
+forthwith.
+
+Now this was exactly the reverse of Editor West's preferences. He liked
+criticism of him to be silent, and praise of him to be shouted in the
+market-place. For all his good-humor and poise, the steady fire of
+hostile criticism fretted him intensely. He did not like to run through
+his exchanges and find his esteemed contemporaries combatting his
+positions, sometimes bitterly or contemptuously, and always, so it
+seemed to him, unreasonably and unfairly. He did not like to have
+friends stop him on the street to ask why in the name of so-and-so he
+had said such-and-such; or, more trying still, have them pass him with
+an icy nod, simply because he, in some defense of truth and exploitation
+of the uplift, had fearlessly trod upon their precious little toes. He
+did not like to have his telephone ring with an angry protest, or to get
+a curt letter from a railroad president (supposedly a good friend of the
+paper's) desiring to know by return mail whether the clipping therewith
+inclosed represented the _Post's_ attitude toward the railroads. A
+steady procession of things like these wears on the nerves of a
+sensitive man, and West, for all his confident exterior, was a sensitive
+man. A heavy offset in the form of large and constant public eulogies
+was needed to balance these annoyances, and such an offset was not
+forthcoming.
+
+West was older now, a little less ready in his enthusiasms, a shade less
+pleased with the world, a thought less sure of the eternal merits of the
+life of uplift. In fact he was thirty-three years old, and he had
+moments, now and then, when he wondered if he were going forward as
+rapidly and surely as he had a right to expect. This was the third
+position he had had since he left college, and it was his general
+expectation to graduate into a fourth before a great while. Semple
+frequently urged him to return to the brokerage business; he had made an
+unquestioned success there at any rate. As to Blaines College, he could
+not be so confident. The college had opened this year with an increased
+enrollment of twenty-five; and though West privately felt certain that
+his successor was only reaping where he himself had sown, you could not
+be certain that the low world would so see it. As for the _Post_, it was
+a mere stop-gap, a momentary halting-place where he preened for a far
+higher flight. There were many times that winter when West wondered if
+Plonny Neal, whom he rarely or never saw, could possibly have failed to
+notice how prominently he was in line.
+
+But these doubts and dissatisfactions left little mark upon the handsome
+face and buoyant manner. Changes in West, if there were any, were of the
+slightest. Certainly his best friends, like those two charming young
+women, Miss Weyland and Miss Avery, found him as delightful as ever.
+
+In these days, West's mother desired him to marry. After the cunning
+habit of women, she put the thought before him daily, under many an
+alluring guise, by a thousand engaging approaches. West himself warmed
+to the idea. He had drunk freely of the pleasures of single blessedness,
+under the most favorable conditions; was now becoming somewhat jaded
+with them; and looked with approval upon the prospect of a little nest,
+or indeed one not so little, duly equipped with the usual faithful
+helpmeet who should share his sorrows, joys, etc. The nest he could
+feather decently enough himself; the sole problem, a critical one in its
+way, was to decide upon the helpmeet. West was neither college boy nor
+sailor. His heart was no harem of beautiful faces. Long since, he had
+faced the knowledge that there were but two girls in the world for him.
+Since, however, the church and the law allowed him but one, he must more
+drastically monogamize his heart and this he found enormously difficult.
+It was the poet's triangle with the two dear charmers over again.
+
+One blowy night in late February, West passed by the brown stone palace
+which Miss Avery's open-handed papa, from Mauch Chunk, occupied on a
+three years' lease with privilege of buying; and repaired to the more
+modest establishment where dwelt Miss Weyland and her mother. The
+reformatory issue was then at the touch. The bill had come out of
+committee with a six-and-six vote; rumor had it that it would be called
+up in the House within the week; and it now appeared as though a push of
+a feather's weight might settle its fate either way. Sharlee and West
+spoke first of this. She was eagerly interested, and praised him warmly
+for the interest and valuable help of the _Post_. Her confidence was
+unshaken that the bill would go through, though by a narrow margin.
+
+"The opposition is of the deadliest sort," she admitted, "because it is
+silent. It is silent because it knows that its only argument--all this
+economy talk--is utterly insincere. But Mr. Dayne knows where the
+opposition is--and the way he goes after it! Never believe any more that
+ministers can't lobby!"
+
+"Probably the root of the whole matter," offered West, easing himself
+back into his chair, "is that the machine fellows want this particular
+hundred thousand dollars in their business."
+
+"Isn't it horrid that men can be so utterly selfish? You don't think
+they will really venture to do that?"
+
+"I honestly don't know. You see I have turned it all over to Queed, and
+I confess I haven't studied it with anything like the care he has."
+
+Sharlee, who was never too engrossed in mere subjects to notice people's
+tones, said at once: "Oh, I am sure they won't dare do it," and
+immediately changed the subject. "You are going to the German, of
+course?"
+
+"Oh, surely, unless the office pinches me."
+
+"You mustn't let it pinch you--the last of the year, heigho! Did you
+hear about Robert Byrd and Miss--no, I won't give you her name--and the
+visiting girl?"
+
+"Never a word."
+
+"She's a thoroughly nice girl, but--well, not pretty, I should say, and
+I don't think she has had much fun here. Beverley and Robert Byrd were
+here the other night. Why _will_ they hunt in pairs, do you know? I told
+Beverley that he positively must take this girl to the German. He
+quarreled and complained a good deal at first, but finally yielded like
+a dear boy. Then he seemed to enter in the nicest way into the spirit of
+our altruistic design. He said that after he had asked the girl, it
+would be very nice if Robert should ask her too. He would be refused, of
+course, but the girl would have the pleasant feeling of getting a rush,
+and Robert would boost his standing as a philanthropist, all without
+cost to anybody. Robert was good-natured, and fell in with the plan.
+Three days later he telephoned me, simply furious. He had asked the
+girl--you know he hasn't been to a German for five years--and she
+accepted at once with tears of gratitude."
+
+"But how--?"
+
+"Of course Beverley never asked her. He simply trapped Robert, which he
+would rather do than anything else in the world."
+
+West shouted. "Speaking of Germans," he said presently, "I am making up
+my list for next year--the early bird, you know. How many will you give
+me?"
+
+"Six."
+
+"Will you kindly sign up the papers to-night?"
+
+"No--my mother won't let me. I might sign up for one if you want me
+to."
+
+"What possible use has your mother for the other five that is better
+than giving them all to me?"
+
+"Perhaps she doesn't want to spoil other men for me."
+
+West leaned forward, interest fully awakened on his charming face, and
+Sharlee watched him, pleased with herself.
+
+It had occurred to her, in fact, that Mr. West was tired; and this was
+the solemn truth. He was a man of large responsibilities, with a day's
+work behind him and a night's work ahead of him. His personal conception
+of the way to occupy the precious interval did not include the
+conscientious talking of shop. Jaded and brain-fagged, what he desired
+was to be amused, beguiled, soothed, fascinated, even flattered a bit,
+mayhap. Sharlee's theory of hospitality was that a guest was entitled to
+any type of conversation he had a mind to. Having dismissed her own
+troubles, she now proceeded to make herself as agreeable as she knew
+how; and he has read these pages to little purpose who does not know
+that that was very agreeable indeed.
+
+West, at least, appeared to think so. He lingered, charmed, until
+quarter past eleven o'clock, at which hour Mrs. Weyland, in the room
+above, began to let the tongs and poker fall about with unmistakable
+significance; and went out into the starlit night radiant with the
+certainty that his heart, after long wandering, had found its true mate
+at last.
+
+
+
+
+XXIV
+
+ _Sharlee's Parlor on Another Evening; how One Caller outsat Two,
+ and why; also, how Sharlee looked in her Mirror for a Long Time,
+ and why._
+
+
+On the very night after West made his happy discovery, namely on the
+evening of February 24, at about twenty minutes of nine, Sharlee
+Weyland's door-bell rang, and Mr. Queed was shown into her parlor.
+
+His advent was a complete surprise to Sharlee. For these nine months,
+her suggestion that he should call upon her had lain utterly neglected.
+Since the Reunion she had seen him but four times, twice on the street,
+and once at each of their offices, when the business of the reformatory
+had happened to draw them together. The last of these meetings, which
+had been the briefest, was already six weeks old. In all of her
+acquaintance with him, extending now over two years and a half, this was
+the first time that he had ever sought her out with intentions that
+were, presumably, deliberately social.
+
+The event, Sharlee felt in greeting him, could not have happened, more
+unfortunately. Queed found the parlor occupied, and the lady's attention
+engaged, by two young men before him. One of them was Beverley Byrd, who
+saluted him somewhat moodily. The other was a Mr. Miller--no relation to
+Miss Miller of Mrs. Paynter's, though a faint something in his
+_ensemble_ lent plausibility to that conjecture--a newcomer to the city
+who, having been introduced to Miss Weyland somewhere, had taken the
+liberty of calling without invitation or permission. It was impossible
+for Sharlee to be rude to anybody under her own roof, but it is equally
+impossible to describe her manner to Mr. Miller as exactly cordial. He
+himself was a cordial man, mustached and anecdotal, who assumed rather
+more confidence than he actually felt. Beverley Byrd, who did not always
+hunt in pairs, had taken an unwonted dislike to him at sight. He did not
+consider him a suitable person to be calling on Sharlee, and he had been
+doing his best, with considerable deftness and success, to deter him
+from feeling too much at home.
+
+Byrd wore a beautiful dinner jacket. So did Mr. Miller, with a gray tie,
+and a gray, brass-buttoned vest, to boot. Queed wore his day clothes of
+blue, which were not so new as they were the day Sharlee first saw them,
+on the rustic bridge near the little cemetery. He had, of course, taken
+it for granted that he would find Miss Weyland alone. Nevertheless, he
+did not appear disconcerted by the sudden discovery of his mistake, or
+even by Mr. Miller's glorious waistcoat; he was as grave as ever, but
+showed no signs of embarrassment. Sharlee caught herself observing him
+closely, as he shook hands with the two men and selected a chair for
+himself; she concluded that constant contact with the graces of Charles
+Gardiner West had not been without its effect upon him. He appeared
+decidedly more at his ease than Mr. Miller, for instance, and he had
+another valuable possession which that personage lacked, namely, the
+face of a gentleman.
+
+But it was too evident that he felt little sense of responsibility for
+the maintenance of the conversation. He sat back in a chair of
+exceptionable comfortableness, and allowed Beverley Byrd to discourse
+with him; a privilege which Byrd exercised fitfully, for his heart was
+in the talk that Sharlee was dutifully supporting with Mr. Miller. Into
+this talk he resolutely declined to be drawn, but his ear was alert for
+opportunities--which came not infrequently--to thrust in a polished oar
+to the discomfiture of the intruder.
+
+Not that he would necessarily care to do it, but the runner could read
+Mr. Miller, without a glass, at one hundred paces' distance. He was of
+the climber type, a self-made man in the earlier and less inspiring
+stages of the making. Culture had a dangerous fascination for him. He
+adored to talk of books; a rash worship, it seemed, since his but bowing
+acquaintance with them trapped him frequently into mistaken identities
+over which Sharlee with difficulty kept a straight face, while Byrd
+palpably rejoiced.
+
+"You know _Thanatopsis_, of course," he would ask, with a rapt and
+glowing eye--"Lord Byron's beautiful poem on the philosophy of life? Now
+that is my idea of what poetry ought to be, Miss Weyland...."
+
+And Beverley Byrd, breaking his remark to Queed off short in the middle,
+would turn to Sharlee with a face of studious calm and say:--
+
+"Will you ever forget, Sharlee, the first time you read the other
+_Thanatopsis_--the one by William Cullen Bryant? Don't you remember how
+it looked--with the picture of Bryant--in the old Fifth Reader?"
+
+Mr. Miller proved that he could turn brick-red, but he learned nothing
+from experience.
+
+In time, the talk between the two young men, which had begun so
+desultorily, warmed up. Byrd had read something besides the Fifth
+Reader, and Queed had discovered before to-night that he had ideas to
+express. Their conversation progressed with waxing interest, from the
+President's message to the causes of the fall of Rome, and thence by
+wholly logical transitions to the French Revolution and Woman's
+Suffrage. Byrd gradually became so absorbed that he almost, but not
+quite, neglected to keep Mr. Miller in his place. As for Queed, he spoke
+in defense of the "revolt of woman" for five minutes without
+interruption, and his masterly sentences finally drew the silence and
+attention of Mr. Miller himself.
+
+"Who is that fellow?" he asked in an undertone. "I didn't catch his
+name."
+
+Sharlee told him.
+
+"He's got a fine face," observed Mr. Miller. "I've made quite a study of
+faces, and I never saw one just like his--so absolutely on one note, if
+you know what I mean."
+
+"What note is that?" asked Sharlee, interested by him for the only time
+so long as they both did live.
+
+"Well, it's not always easy to put a name to it, but I'd call it ...
+_honesty_.--_If_ you know what I mean."
+
+Mr. Miller stayed until half-past ten. The door had hardly shut upon him
+when Byrd, too, rose.
+
+"Oh, don't go, Beverley!" protested Sharlee. "I've hardly spoken to
+you."
+
+"Duty calls," said Byrd. "I'm going to walk home with Mr. Miller."
+
+"Beverley--don't! You were quite horrid enough while he was here."
+
+"But you spoiled it all by being so unnecessarily agreeable! It is my
+business, as your friend and well-wisher, to see that he doesn't carry
+away too jolly a memory of his visit. Take lunch downtown with me
+to-morrow, won't you, Mr. Queed--at the Business Men's Club? I want to
+finish our talk about the Catholic nations, and why they're decadent."
+
+Queed said that he would, and Byrd hurried away to overtake Mr. Miller.
+Or, perhaps that gentleman was only a pretext, and the young man's
+experienced eye had read that any attempt to outsit the learned
+assistant editor was foredoomed to failure.
+
+"I'm so glad you stayed," said Sharlee, as Queed reseated himself. "I
+shouldn't have liked not to exchange a word with you on your first visit
+here."
+
+"Oh! This is not my first visit, you may remember."
+
+"Your first voluntary visit, perhaps I should have said."
+
+He let his eyes run over the room, and she could see that he was
+thinking, half-unconsciously, of the last time when he and she had sat
+here.
+
+"I had no idea of going," he said absently, "till I had the opportunity
+of speaking to you."
+
+A brief silence followed, which clearly did not embarrass him, at any
+rate. Sharlee, feeling the necessity of breaking it, still puzzling
+herself with speculations as to what had put it into his head to come,
+said at random:--
+
+"Oh, do tell me--how is old Père Goriot?"
+
+"Père Goriot? I never heard of him."
+
+"Oh, forgive me! It is a name we used to have, long ago, for Professor
+Nicolovius."
+
+A shadow crossed his brow. "He is extremely well, I believe."
+
+"You are still glad that you ran off with him to live _tête-à-tête_ in a
+bridal cottage?"
+
+"Oh, I suppose so. Yes, certainly!"
+
+His frank face betrayed that the topic was unwelcome to him. For he
+hated all secrets, and this secret, from this girl, was particularly
+obnoxious to him. And beyond all that part of it, how could he analyze
+for anybody his periods of strong revolt against his association with
+Henry G. Surface, followed by longer and stranger periods when, quite
+apart from the fact that his word was given and regrets were vain, his
+consciousness embraced it as having a certain positive value?
+
+He rose restlessly, and in rising his eye fell upon the little clock on
+the mantel.
+
+"Good heavens!" broke from him. "I had no idea it was so late! I must go
+directly. Directly."
+
+"Oh, no, you mustn't think of it. Your visit to me has just begun--all
+this time you have been calling on Beverley Byrd."
+
+"Why do you think I came here to-night?" he asked abruptly.
+
+Sharlee, from her large chair, smiled. "_I_ think to see me."
+
+"Oh!--Yes, naturally, but--"
+
+"Well, I think this is the call plainly due me from my Reunion party
+last year."
+
+"No! Not at all! At the same time, it has been since that day that I
+have had you on my mind so much."
+
+He said this in a perfectly matter-of-fact voice, but a certain
+nervousness had broken through into his manner. He took a turn up and
+down the room, and returned suddenly to his seat.
+
+"Oh, have you had me on your mind?"
+
+"Do you remember my saying that day," he began, resolutely, "that I was
+not sure whether I had got the better of you or you had got the better
+of me?"
+
+"I remember very well."
+
+"Well, I have come to tell you that--you have won."
+
+He had plucked a pencil from the arsenal of them in his breast-pocket,
+and with it was beating a noiseless tattoo on his open left palm. With
+an effort he met her eyes.
+
+"I say you were right," came from him nervously. "Don't you hear?"
+
+"Was I? Won't you tell me just what you mean?"
+
+"Don't you know?"
+
+"Really I don't think I do. You see, when I used that expression that
+day, I was speaking only of the editorship--"
+
+"But I was speaking of a theory of life. After all, the two things seem
+to have been bound together rather closely--just as you said."
+
+He restored his pencil to his pocket, palpably pulled himself together,
+and proceeded:
+
+"Oh, my theory was wholly rational--far more rational than yours;
+rationally it was perfect. It was a wholly logical recoil from the
+idleness, the lack of purpose, the slipshod self-indulgence under many
+names that I saw, and see, everywhere about me. I have work to
+do--serious work of large importance--and it seemed to me my duty to
+carry it through at all hazards. I need not add that it still seems so.
+Yet it was a life's work, already well along, and there was no need for
+me to pay an excessive price for mere speed. I elected to let everything
+go but intellect; I felt that I must do so; and in consequence, by the
+simplest sort of natural law, all the rest of me was shriveling up--had
+shriveled up, you will say. Yet I knew very well that my intellect was
+not the biggest part of me. I have always understood that.... Still, it
+seems that I required you to rediscover it for me in terms of everyday
+life...."
+
+"No, no!" she interrupted, "I didn't do that. Most of it you did
+yourself. The start, the first push--don't you know?--it came from
+Fifi."
+
+"Well," he said slowly, "what was Fifi but you again in miniature?"
+
+"A great deal else," said Sharlee.
+
+Her gaze fell. She sunk her chin upon her hand, and a silence followed,
+while before the mind's eye of each rose a vision of Fifi, with her
+wasted cheeks and great eyes.
+
+"As I say, I sacrificed everything to reason," continued Queed,
+obviously struggling against embarrassment, "and yet pure reason was
+never my ideal. I have impressed you as a thoroughly selfish person--you
+have told me that--and so far as my immediate environment is concerned,
+I have been, and am. So it may surprise you to be told that a life of
+service has been from the beginning my ambition and my star. Of course I
+have always interpreted service in the broadest sense, in terms of the
+world; that was why I deliberately excluded all purely personal
+applications of it. Yet it is from a proper combination of reason
+with--the sociologist's 'consciousness of kind'--fellow-feeling,
+sympathy, if you prefer, that is derived a life of fullest efficiency. I
+have always understood the truth of this formula as applied to peoples.
+It seems that I--rather missed its force as to individuals. I--I am
+ready to admit that an individual life can draw an added meaning--and
+richness from a service, not of the future, but of the present--not of
+the race but ... well, of the unfortunate on the doorstep. Do you
+understand," he asked abruptly, "what I am trying to tell you?"
+
+She assured him that she understood perfectly.
+
+A slow painful color came into his face.
+
+"Then you appreciate the nature and the size of the debt I owe you."
+
+"Oh, no, no, no! If I have done anything at all to help you," said
+Sharlee, considerably moved, "then I am very glad and proud. But as for
+what you speak of ... no, no, people always do these things for
+themselves. The help comes from within--"
+
+"Oh, _don't_ talk like that!" broke from him. "You throw out the idea
+somehow that I consider that I have undergone some remarkable conversion
+and transformation. I haven't done anything of the sort. I am just the
+same as I always was. Just the same.... Only now I am willing to admit,
+as a scientific truth, that time given to things not in themselves
+directly productive, can be made to pay a good dividend. If what I said
+led you to think that I meant more than that, then I have, for once,
+expressed myself badly. I tell you this," he went on hurriedly, "simply
+because you once interested yourself in trying to convince me of the
+truth of these views. Some of the things you said that night managed to
+stick. They managed to stick. Oh, I give you that. I suppose you might
+say that they gradually became like mottoes or texts--not scientific, of
+course ... personal. Therefore, I thought it only fair to tell you that
+while my cosmos is still mostly Ego--I suppose everybody's is in one way
+or another--I have--made changes, so that I am no longer wholly out of
+relation with life."
+
+"I am glad you wanted to tell me," said Sharlee, "but I have known it
+for--oh, the longest time."
+
+"In a certain sense," he hurried on--"quite a different sense--I should
+say that your talk--the only one of the kind I ever had--did for me the
+sort of thing ... that most men's mothers do for them when they are
+young."
+
+She made no reply.
+
+"Perhaps," he said, almost defiantly, "you don't like my saying that?"
+
+"Oh, yes! I like it very much."
+
+"And yet," he said, "I don't think of you as I fancy a man would think
+of his mother, or even of his sister. It is rather extraordinary. It has
+become clear to me that you have obtained a unique place in my
+thought--in my regard. Well, good-night."
+
+She looked up at him, without, however, quite meeting his eyes.
+
+"Oh! Do you think you must go?"
+
+"Well--yes. I have said everything that I came to say. Did you want me
+to stay particularly?"
+
+"Not if you feel that you shouldn't. You've been very good to give me a
+whole evening, as it is."
+
+"I'll tell you one more thing before I go."
+
+He took another turn up and down the room, and halted frowning in front
+of her.
+
+"I am thinking of making an experiment in practical social work next
+year. What would be your opinion of a free night-school for working
+boys?"
+
+Sharlee, greatly surprised by the question, said that the field was a
+splendid one.
+
+He went on at once: "Technical training, of course, would be the nominal
+basis of it. I could throw in, also, boxing and physical culture. Buck
+Klinker would be delighted to help there. By the way, you must know
+Klinker: he has some first-rate ideas about what to do for the working
+population. Needless to say, both the technical and physical training
+would be only baits to draw attendance, though both could be made very
+valuable. My main plan is along a new line. I want to teach what no
+other school attempts--only one thing, but that to be hammered in so
+that it can never be forgotten."
+
+"What is that?"
+
+"You might sum it all up as the doctrine of individual responsibility."
+
+She echoed his term inquiringly, and he made a very large gesture.
+
+"I want to see if I can teach boys that they are not individuals--not
+unrelated atoms in a random universe. Teach them that they live in a
+world of law--of evolution by law--that they are links, every one of
+them, in a splendid chain that has been running since life began, and
+will run on to the end of time. Knock into their heads that no chain is
+stronger than its weakest link, and that _this means them_. Don't you
+see what a powerful socializing force there is in the sense of personal
+responsibility, if cultivated in the right direction? A boy may be
+willing to take his chances on going to the bad--economically and
+socially, as well as morally--if he thinks that it is only his own
+personal concern. But he will hesitate when you once impress upon him
+that, in doing so, he is blocking the whole magnificent procession. My
+plan would be to develop these boys' social efficiency by stamping upon
+them the knowledge that the very humblest of them holds a trusteeship of
+cosmic importance."
+
+"I understand.... How splendid--not to practice sociology on them, but
+to teach it to them--"
+
+"But could we get the boys?"
+
+She felt that the unconsciousness with which he took her into
+partnership was one of the finest compliments that had ever been paid
+her.
+
+"Oh, I think so! The Department has all sorts of connections, as well as
+lots of data which would be useful in that way. How Mr. Dayne will
+welcome you as an ally! And I, too. I think it is fine of you, Mr.
+Queed, so generous and kind, to--"
+
+"Not at all! Not in the least! I beg you," he interrupted, irritably,
+"not to go on misunderstanding me. I propose this simply as an adjunct
+to my own work. It is simply in the nature of a laboratory exercise. In
+five years the experiment might enable me to check up some of my own
+conclusions, and so prove very valuable to me."
+
+"In the meantime the experiment will have done a great deal for a
+certain number of poor boys--unfortunates on your doorstep...."
+
+"That," he said shortly, "is as it may be. But--"
+
+"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, "why are you honest in every way but one? Why
+won't you admit that you have thought of this school because you would
+like to do something to help in the life of this town?"
+
+"Because I am not doing anything of the sort! Why will you harp on that
+one string? Good heavens! Aren't you yourself the author of the
+sentiment that a sociologist ought to have some first-hand knowledge of
+the problems of society?"
+
+Standing, he gazed down at her, frowning insistently, bent upon staring
+her out of countenance; and she looked up at him with a Didymus smile
+which slowly grew. Presently his eyes fell.
+
+"I cannot undertake," he said, in his stiffest way, "to analyze all my
+motives at all times for your satisfaction. They have nothing whatever
+to do with the present matter. The sole point up for discussion is the
+practical question of getting such a school started. Keep it in mind,
+will you? Give some thought as to ways and means. Your experience with
+the Department should be helpful to me in getting the plan launched."
+
+"Certainly I will. If you don't object, I'll talk with Mr. Dayne about
+it, too. He--"
+
+"All right. I don't object. Well, good-night."
+
+Sharlee rose and held out her hand. His expression, as he took and shook
+it, suddenly changed.
+
+"I suppose you think I have acquired the habit," he said, with an abrupt
+recurrence of his embarrassment, "of coming to you for counsel and
+assistance?"
+
+"Well, why shouldn't you?" she answered seriously. "I have had the
+opportunity and the time to learn some things--"
+
+"You can't dismiss your kindness so easily as that."
+
+"Oh, I don't think I have been particularly kind."
+
+"Yes, you have. I admit that. You have."
+
+He took the conversation with such painful seriousness that she was glad
+to lighten it with a smile.
+
+"If you persist in thinking so, you might feel like rewarding me by
+coming to see me soon again."
+
+"Yes, yes! I shall come to see you soon again. Certainly. Of course," he
+added hastily, "it is desirable that I should talk with you more at
+length about my school."
+
+He was staring at her with a conflict of expressions in which, curiously
+enough, pained bewilderment seemed uppermost. Sharlee laughed, not quite
+at her ease.
+
+"Do you know, I am still hoping that some day you will come to see me,
+not to talk about anything definite--just to talk."
+
+"As to that," he replied, "I cannot say. Good-night."
+
+Forgetting that he had already shaken hands, he now went through with it
+again. This time the ceremony had unexpected results. For now at the
+first touch of her hand, a sensation closely resembling chain-lightning
+sprang up his arm, and tingled violently down through all his person. It
+was as if his arm had not merely fallen suddenly asleep, but was singing
+uproariously in its slumbers.
+
+"I'm so glad you came," said Sharlee.
+
+He retired in a confusion which he was too untrained to hide. At the
+door he wheeled abruptly, and cleared himself, with a white face, of
+evasions that were torturing his conscience.
+
+"I will not say that a probable benefit to the boys _never_ entered into
+my thoughts about the school. Nor do I say that my next visit will be
+_wholly_ to talk about definite things, as you put it. For part of the
+time, I daresay I should like--just to talk."
+
+Sharlee went upstairs, and stood for a long time gazing at herself in
+the mirror. Vainly she tried to glean from it the answer to a most
+interesting conundrum: Did Mr. Queed still think her very beautiful?
+
+
+
+
+XXV
+
+ _Recording a Discussion about the Reformatory between Editor West
+ and his Dog-like Admirer, the City Boss; and a Briefer Conversation
+ between West and Prof. Nicolovius's Boarder._
+
+
+About one o'clock the telephone rang sharply, and Queed, just arrived
+for the afternoon work and alone in the office, answered it. It was the
+Rev. Mr. Dayne, Secretary of the Department of Charities; he had learned
+that the reformatory bill was to be called up in the house next day. The
+double-faced politicians of the machine, said Mr. Dayne, with their
+pretended zeal for economy, were desperately afraid of the Post. Would
+Mr. Queed be kind enough to hit a final ringing blow for the right in
+to-morrow's paper?
+
+"That our position to-day is as strong as it is," said the kind, firm
+voice, "is due largely to your splendid work, Mr. Queed. I say this
+gladly, and advisedly. If you will put your shoulder to the wheel just
+once more, I am confident that you will push us through. I shall be
+eternally grateful, and so will the State. For it is a question of
+genuine moral importance to us all."
+
+Mr. Dayne received assurance that Mr. Queed would do all that he could
+for him. He left the telephone rather wishing that the assistant editor
+could sometimes be inspired into verbal enthusiasm. But of his abilities
+the Secretary did not entertain the smallest doubt, and he felt that day
+that his long fight for the reformatory was as good as won.
+
+Hanging up the receiver, Queed leaned back in his swivel chair and
+thoughtfully filled a pipe, which he smoked nowadays with an experienced
+and ripened pleasure. At once he relapsed into absorbed thought. Though
+he answered Mr. Dayne calmly and briefly according to his wont, the
+young man's heart was beating faster with the knowledge that he stood
+at the crisis of his longest and dearest editorial fight. He expected to
+win it. The whole subject, from every conceivable point of view, was at
+his fingers' ends. He knew exactly what to say; his one problem was how
+to say it in the most irresistible way possible.
+
+Yet Queed, tilted back in his chair, and staring out over the wet roofs,
+was not thinking of the reformatory. He was thinking, not of public
+matters at all, but of the circumstances of his curious life with Henry
+G. Surface; and his thoughts were not agreeable in the least.
+
+Not that he and the "old professor" did not get along well together. It
+was really surprising how well they did get along. Their dynamic
+interview of last June had at once been buried out of sight, and since
+then their days had flowed along with unbroken smoothness. If there had
+been times when the young man's thought recoiled from the compact and
+the intimacy, his manner never betrayed any sign of it. On the contrary,
+he found himself mysteriously answering the growing dependence of the
+old man with a growing sense of responsibility toward him, and
+discovering in the process a curious and subtle kind of compensation.
+
+What troubled Queed about Nicolovius--as the world called him--was his
+money. He, Queed, was in part living on this money, eating it, drinking
+it, sleeping on it. Of late the old man had been spending it with
+increasing freedom, constantly enlarging the comforts of the joint
+ménage. He had reached, in fact, a scale of living which constantly
+thrust itself on Queed's consciousness as quite beyond the savings of a
+poor old school teacher. And if this appearance were true, where did the
+surplus come from?
+
+The question had knocked unpleasantly at the young man's mind before
+now. This morning he faced it, and pondered deeply. A way occurred to
+him by which, possibly, he might turn a little light upon this problem.
+He did not care to take it; he shrank from doing anything that might
+seem like spying upon the man whose bread he broke thrice daily. Yet it
+seemed to him that a point had now been reached where he owed his first
+duty to himself.
+
+"Come in," he said, looking around in response to a brisk knock upon his
+shut door; and there entered Plonny Neal, whom Queed, through the
+Mercury, knew very well now.
+
+"Hi there, Doc! Playin' you was Horace Greeley?"
+
+Mr. Neal opened the connecting door into West's office, glanced through,
+found it empty, and shut the door again. Whether he was pleased or the
+reverse over this discovery, his immobile countenance gave no hint; but
+the fact was that he had called particularly to see West on a matter of
+urgent private business.
+
+"I was on the floor and thought I'd say howdy," he remarked pleasantly.
+"Say, Doc, I been readin' them reformatory drools of yours. Me and all
+the boys."
+
+"I'm glad to hear it. They are certain to do you good."
+
+Queed smiled. He had a genuine liking for Mr. Neal, which was not
+affected by the fact that their views differed diametrically on almost
+every subject under the sun.
+
+Mr. Neal smiled, too, more enigmatically, and made a large gesture with
+his unlighted cigar.
+
+"I ain't had such good laughs since Tommy Walker, him that was going to
+chase me out of the city f'r the tall timber, up and died. But all the
+same, I hate to see a likely young feller sittin' up nights tryin' to
+make a laughin' stock of himself."
+
+"The last laughs are always the best, Mr. Neal. Did you ever try any of
+them?"
+
+"You're beat to a pappyer mash, and whistlin' to keep your courage."
+
+"Listen to my whistle day after to-morrow--"
+
+But the door had shut on Mr. Neal, who had doubtless read somewhere that
+the proper moment to terminate a call is on some telling speech of one's
+own.
+
+"I wonder what he's up to," mused Queed.
+
+He brought his chair to horizontal and addressed himself to his
+reformatory article. He sharpened his pencil; tangled his great hand
+into his hair; and presently put down an opening sentence that fully
+satisfied him, his own sternest critic. Then a memory of his visitor
+returned to his mind, and he thought pleasurably:
+
+"Plonny knows he is beaten. That's what's the matter with him."
+
+Close observers had often noted, however, that that was very seldom the
+matter with Plonny, and bets as to his being beaten were always to be
+placed with diffidence and at very long odds. Plonny had no idea
+whatever of being beaten on the reformatory measure: on the contrary, it
+was the reformatory measure which was to be beaten. Possibly Mr. Neal
+was a white-souled patriot chafing under threatened extravagance in an
+economy year. Possibly he was impelled by more machine-like exigencies,
+such as the need of just that hundred thousand dollars to create a few
+nice new berths for the "organization." The man's motives are an
+immaterial detail. The sole point worth remembering is that Plonny Neal
+had got it firmly in his head that there should be no reformatory
+legislation that year.
+
+It was Mr. Neal's business to know men, and he was esteemed a fine
+business man. Leaving the assistant editor, he sallied forth to find the
+editor. It might have taken Queed an hour to put his hand on West just
+then. Plonny did it in less than six minutes.
+
+West was at Semple's (formerly Semple & West's), where he looked in once
+a day just to see what the market was doing. This was necessary, as he
+sometimes explained, in order that the _Post_'s financial articles might
+have that authoritativeness which the paper's position demanded. West
+enjoyed the good man-talk at Semple's; the atmosphere of frank, cheery
+commercialism made a pleasant relief from the rarer altitudes of the
+uplift. He stood chatting gayly with a group of habitués, including some
+of the best known men of the town. All greeted Plonny pleasantly, West
+cordially. None of our foreign critics can write that the American man
+is a moral prude. On two occasions, Plonny had been vindicated before
+the grand jury by the narrow margin of one vote. Yet he was much liked
+as a human sinner who had no pretenses about him, and who told a good
+story surpassingly well.
+
+Ten minutes later Mr. Neal and Mr. West met in a private room at
+Berringer's, having arrived thither by different routes. Over a table,
+the door shut against all-comers, Mr. Neal went at once to the point,
+apologizing diffidently for a "butting in" which Mr. West might resent,
+but which he, Mr. West's friend, could no longer be restrained from. The
+_Post_, he continued, had been going along splendidly--"better'n under
+Cowles even--everybody says so--" and then, to the sorrow and
+disappointment of the new editor's admirers, up had come this dashed old
+reformatory business and spoiled everything.
+
+West, whose thoughts had unconsciously run back to his last private talk
+with Plonny--the talk about getting in line--good-naturedly asked his
+friend if he was really lined up with the wire-pulling moss-backs who
+were fighting the reformatory bill.
+
+"You just watch me and see," said Plonny, with humorous reproachfulness.
+"No charge f'r lookin', and rain checks given in case of wet grounds."
+
+"Then for once in your life, anyhow, you've called the turn wrong,
+Plonny. This institution is absolutely necessary for the moral and
+social upbuilding of the State. It would be necessary if it cost five
+times one hundred thousand dollars, and it's as sure to come as judgment
+day."
+
+"Ain't it funny!" mused Plonny. "Take a man like you, with fine high
+ideas and all, and let anything come up and pass itself off f'r a maw'l
+question and he'll go off half-cocked ten times out of ten."
+
+"Half-cocked!" laughed West. "We've been studying this question three
+years."
+
+"Yes, and began your studies with your minds all made up."
+
+Plonny fastened upon the young man a gaze in which superior wisdom
+struggled unsuccessfully with overwhelming affection. "You know what it
+is, Mr. West? You've been took in, you've bit on a con game like a
+hungry pike. Excuse my speaking so plain, but I told you a long time ago
+I was mightily interested in you."
+
+"Speak as plain as you like, Plonny. In fact, my only request at the
+moment is that you will speak plainer still. Who is it that has taken me
+in, and who is working this little con game you mention?"
+
+"Rev. George Dayne of the Charities," said Plonny at once. "You
+mentioned wire-pulling just now. Lemme tell you that in the Rev. George
+you got the champeen wire-puller of the lot, the king politician of them
+all--the only one in this town, I do believe, could have thrown a bag as
+neat over _your_ head, Mr. West."
+
+"Why, Plonny! Much learning has made you mad! I know Dayne like a book,
+and he's as straightforward a fellow as ever lived."
+
+Mr. Neal let his eyes fall to the table-top and indulged in a slow
+smile, which he appeared to be struggling courteously, but without hope,
+to suppress.
+
+"O' course you got a right to your opinion, Mr. West."
+
+A brief silence ensued, during which a tiny imp of memory whispered into
+West's ear that Miss Weyland herself had commented on the Rev. Mr.
+Dayne's marvelous gifts as a lobbyist.
+
+"I'm a older man than you," resumed Neal, with precarious smilelessness,
+"and mebbe I've seen more of practical poltix. It would be a strange
+thing, you might say, if at my time of life, I didn't know a politician
+when I passed him in the road. Still, don't you take my word for it. I'm
+only repeating what others say when I tell you that Parson Dayne wants
+to be Governor of this State some day. That surprises you a little, hey?
+You was kind of thinking that 'Rev.' changed the nature of a man, and
+that ambition never thought of keeping open f'r business under a
+high-cut vest, now wasn't you? Well, I've seen funny things in my time.
+I'd say that the parson wants this reformatory some f'r the good of the
+State, and mostly f'r the good of Mr. Dayne. Give it to him, with the
+power of appointing employees--add this to what he's already got--and in
+a year he'll have the prettiest little private machine ever you did see.
+I don't ask you to believe me. All I ask is f'r you to stick a pin in
+what I say, and see 'f it don't come true."
+
+West mused, impressed against his will. "You're wrong, Plonny, in my
+opinion, and if you were ten times right, what of it? You seem to think
+that the _Post_ is advocating this reformatory because Dayne has asked
+for it. The _Post_ is doing nothing of the sort. It is advocating the
+reformatory because it has studied this question to the bottom for
+itself, because it knows--"
+
+"Right! Good f'r you!" exclaimed Mr. Neal, much gratified. "That's just
+what I tell the boys when they say you're playin' poltix with the little
+dominie. And that," said he, briskly, "is just why I'm _for_ the
+reformatory, in spite of Rev. Dayne's little games."
+
+"You're for it! You said just now that you were opposed to it."
+
+"Not to the reformatory, Mr. West. Not at all. I'm only opposed to
+spending a hundred thousand dollars for it in a poverty year."
+
+"Oh! You want the reformatory, but you don't want it now. That's where
+you stand, is it?"
+
+"Yes, and everybody else that understands just what the situation is. I
+believe in this reformatory--the _Post_ converted me, that's a fact--and
+if you'll only let her stand two years, take my word for it, she'll go
+through with a whoop. But if you're going to hurry the thing--"
+
+"What's your idea of hurry exactly? The war has been over forty years--"
+
+"And look how splendid we've got along these forty years without the
+reformatory! Will you care to say, Mr. West, that we couldn't make it
+forty-two without bringing great danger to the State?"
+
+"No, certainly not. But the point is--"
+
+"The point is that if we spend all this money now, the people will kick
+the party out at the next election. I wouldn't admit this to many,
+'cause I'm ashamed of it, but it's gospel truth. Mr. West," said Plonny,
+earnestly, "I _know_ you want the _Post_ to stand for the welfare of the
+party--"
+
+"Certainly. And it has been my idea that evidence of sane interest in
+public morals was a pretty good card for--"
+
+"So it would be at any ordinary time. But it's mighty different when the
+people from one end of the State to the other are howling economy and
+saying that all expenses must go to bed-rock or they'll know the reason
+why. There's the practical side of it--look at it f'r a minute. The
+legislature was elected by these people on a platform promising
+strictest economy. They're tryin' to carry out their promise faithfully.
+They turn down and postpone some mighty good plans to advance the
+progress of the State. They rejuice salaries in various
+departments"--(one was the exact number)--"heelers come up lookin' f'r
+jobs, and they send 'em away empty-handed and sore. Old-established
+institutions, that have been doin' grand work upbuildin' the State f'r
+years, are told that they must do with a half or three quarters of their
+appropriations f'r the next two years. You've seen all this happen, Mr.
+West?"
+
+West admitted that he had.
+
+"Well, now when everything is goin' smooth and promisin', you come along
+and tell 'em they got to shell out a _hundred_ _thousand dollars_ right
+away f'r a brand-new institution, with an annual appropriation to keep
+it up. Now s'pose they do what you tell 'em. What happens? You think
+there's no poltix at all in this reformatory business, but I can tell
+you the Republicans won't take such a view as that. They'll say that the
+party spent a hundred thousand dollars of the people's money in a hard
+times year, just to make a few more jobs f'r favorites. They'll throw
+that up at us from every stump in the State. And when our leaders
+explain that it was done for the maw'l good of the State, they'll give
+us the laugh--same as they did when we established the Foundling
+Hospital in '98. Now I tell you the party can't stand any talk of that
+kind this year. We're on shaky ground right now f'r the same reason that
+we're all so proud of--spendin' money f'r the maw'l uplift of the State.
+We either got to slow up f'r awhile or take a licking. That's what all
+the talk comes down to--one simple question: Will we hold off this big
+expense f'r just two years, or will we send the old party down to
+defeat?"
+
+West laughed, not quite comfortably.
+
+In all this dialogue, Mr. Neal had over him the enormous advantage of
+exact and superior knowledge. To tell the truth, West knew very little
+about the reformatory situation, and considered it, among the dozens of
+matters in which he was interested, rather a small issue. Having turned
+the campaign over to his assistant, he had dismissed it from his mind;
+and beyond his general conviction that the reformatory would be a good
+thing for the State, he had only the sketchiest acquaintance with the
+arguments that were being used pro and con. Therefore Plonny Neal's
+passionate earnestness surprised him, and Plonny's reasoning, which he
+knew to be the reasoning of the thoroughly informed State leaders,
+impressed him very decidedly. Of the boss's sincerity he never
+entertained a doubt; to question that candid eye was impossible. That
+Plonny had long been watching him with interest and admiration, West
+knew very well. It began to look to him very much as though Queed,
+through excess of sociological zeal, had allowed himself to be misled,
+and that the paper's advanced position was founded on theory without
+reference to existing practical conditions.
+
+West keenly felt the responsibility of his post. To safeguard and
+promote the welfare of the Democratic party had long been a cardinal
+principle of the paper whose utterances he now controlled. Still, it
+must be true that Neal was painting the situation in colors altogether
+too black.
+
+"You're a pretty good stump performer yourself, Plonny. Don't you know
+that exactly the same argument will be urged two years from now?"
+
+"I know it won't," said Plonny with the calmness of absolute conviction.
+"A fat legislature _always_ follows a lean one. They come in strips,
+same as a shoulder of bacon."
+
+"Well! I wouldn't think much of a party whose legs were so weak that a
+little step forward--everybody knows _it's_ forward--would tumble it
+over in a heap."
+
+"The party! I ain't thinking of the _party_, Mr. West. I'm thinking,"
+said Neal, the indignation in his voice giving way to a sudden
+apologetic softness, "of you."
+
+"Me? What on earth have I got to do with it?" asked West, rather touched
+by the look of dog-like affection in the other's eyes.
+
+"Everything. If the party gets let in for this extravagance, you'll be
+the man who did it."
+
+There was a silence, and then West said, rather nobly:
+
+"Well, I suppose I will have to stand that. I must do what I think is
+right, you know, and take the consequences."
+
+"Two years from now," said Mr. Neal, gently, "there wouldn't be no
+consequences."
+
+"Possibly not," said West, in a firm voice.
+
+"While the consequences now," continued Mr. Neal, still more gently,
+"would be to put you in very bad with the party leaders. Fine men they
+are, but they never forgive a man who puts a crimp into the party. You'd
+be a marked man to the longest day you lived!"
+
+"Well, Plonny! I'm not asking anything of the party leaders--"
+
+"But suppose some of your friends wanted to ask something for _you_?"
+
+Suddenly Plonny leaned over the table, and began speaking rapidly and
+earnestly.
+
+"Listen here, Mr. West. I understand your feelings and your position
+just like they was print, and I was reading them over your shoulder.
+You're walking with y'r eyes on the skies, and you don't like to look at
+the ground to see that you don't break nothing as you go forward. Your
+mind's full of the maw'l idea and desire to uplift the people, and it's
+kind of painful to you to stop and look at the plain practical way by
+which things get done. But I tell you that everybody who ever got
+anything big done in this world, got it done in a practical way. All the
+big men that you and I admire--all the public leaders and governors and
+reform mayors and so on--got where they have by doing practical good in
+a practical way. Now, you don't like me to say that if you do so-and-so,
+you'll be in bad with the State leaders, f'r that looks to you as if I
+thought you could be infloonced by what would be your personal
+advantage. And I honor you f'r them feelin's which is just what I knew
+you'd had, or I wouldn't be here talkin' to you now. But you mustn't
+blame others if they ain't as partic'lar, mebbe, as to how things might
+_look_. You mustn't blame y'r friends--and you've got a sight more of
+them than you have any idea of--if they feel all broke up to see you get
+in bad, both for your own sake and f'r the sake of the party."
+
+Plonny's voice trembled with earnestness; West had had no idea that the
+man admired him so much.
+
+"You want to serve the people, Mr. West? How could you do it better than
+in public orf'ce. Lemme talk to you straight f'r once--will you? Or am I
+only offendin' you by buttin' in this way, without having ever been
+asked?"
+
+West gave his admirer the needed assurance.
+
+"I'm glad of it, f'r I can hardly keep it in my system any longer.
+Listen here, Mr. West. As you may have heard, there's to be a primary
+f'r city orf'cers in June. Secret ballot or no secret ballot, the
+organization's going to win. You know that. Now, who'll the organization
+put up f'r Mayor? From what I hear, they dassen't put up any old machine
+hack, same's they been doin' f'r years. They might want to do it, but
+they're a-scared the people won't stand f'r it. From what little I hear,
+the feelin's strong that they _got_ to put up some young progressive
+public-spirited man of the reformer type. Now s'posin' the friends of a
+certain fine young man, sittin' not a hundred miles from this table, had
+it in their minds to bring _him_ forward f'r the nomination. This young
+man might say he wasn't seekin' the orf'ce and didn't want it, but I say
+public orf'ce is a duty, and no man that wants to serve the people can
+refuse it, partic'larly when he may be needed to save the party. And now
+I ask you this, Mr. West: What show would the friends of this young man
+have, if he had a bad spot on his record? What chance'd there be of
+namin' to lead the party in the city the _man who had knifed the party
+in the State_?"
+
+West's chin rested upon his hand; his gaze fell dreamily upon the
+table-top. Before his mind's eye there had unrolled a favorite vision--a
+white meadow of faces focussed breathlessly upon a great orator. He
+recalled himself with a start, a stretch, and a laugh.
+
+"Aren't you wandering rather carelessly into the future, Plonny?"
+
+"If I am," said Mr. Neal, solemnly, "it's because you stand at the
+crossroads to-day."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+West found the office deserted, his assistant being gone for lunch. He
+finished two short articles begun earlier in the day, and himself
+departed with an eye to food. Later, he had to attend a couple of board
+meetings, which ran off into protracted by-talk, and the rainy twilight
+had fallen before his office knew him again.
+
+Not long after, Queed, already hatted and overcoated to go, pushed open
+the connecting door and entered. The two chatted a moment of the make-up
+of next day's "page." Presently West said: "By the bye, written anything
+about the reformatory?"
+
+"Anything!" echoed Queed, with a faint smile. "You might say that I've
+written everything about it--the best article I ever wrote, I should
+say. It's our last chance, you know."
+
+Queed thought of Eva Bernheimer, and a light crept into his ordinarily
+impassive eye. At the same time, West's ordinarily buoyant face fell a
+little.
+
+"That so? Let me see how you've handled it, will you?"
+
+"Certainly," said Queed, showing no surprise, though it was many a day
+since any composition of his had undergone supervision in that office.
+
+It was on the tip of West's tongue to add, "I rather think we've been
+pressing that matter too hard," but he checked himself. Why should he
+make any explanation to his assistant? Was it not the fact that he had
+trusted the young man too far already?
+
+Queed brought his article and laid it on West's desk, his face very
+thoughtful now. "If there is any information I can give you about the
+subject, I'll wait."
+
+West hardly repressed a smile. "Thank you, I think I understand the
+situation pretty well."
+
+Still Queed lingered and hesitated, most unlike himself. Presently he
+strolled over to the window and looked down unseeingly into the lamp-lit
+wetness of Centre Street. In fact, he was the poorest actor in the
+world, and never pretended anything, actively or passively, without
+being unhappy.
+
+"It's raining like the mischief," he offered uncomfortably.
+
+"Cats and dogs," said West, his fingers twiddling with Queed's copy.
+
+"By the way," said Queed, turning with a poorly done air of casualness,
+"what is commonly supposed to have become of Henry G. Surface? Do people
+generally believe that he is dead?"
+
+"Bless your heart, no!" said West, looking up in some surprise at the
+question. "That kind never die. They invariably live to a green old
+age--green like the bay-tree."
+
+"I--have gotten very much interested in his story," said Queed, which
+was certainly true enough. "Where do people think that he is now?"
+
+"Oh, in the West somewhere, living like a fat hog off Miss Weyland's
+money."
+
+Queed's heart lost a beat. An instinct, swift as a reflex, turned him
+to the window again; he feared that his face might commit treason. A
+curious contraction and hardening seemed to be going on inside of him, a
+chilling petrifaction, and this sensation remained; but in the next
+instant he felt himself under perfect control, and was calmly saying:--
+
+"Why, I thought the courts took all the money he had."
+
+"They took all they could find. If you've studied high finance you'll
+appreciate the distinction." Amiably West tapped the table-top with the
+long point of his pencil, and wished that Queed would restore him his
+privacy. "Everybody thought at the time, you know, that he had a hundred
+thousand or so put away where the courts never got hold of it. The
+general impression was that he'd somehow smuggled it over to the woman
+he'd been living with--his wife", he said. "She died, I believe, but
+probably our friend Surface, when he got out, hadn't the slightest
+trouble in putting his hands on the money."
+
+"No, I suppose not. An interesting story, isn't it? You'll telephone if
+you need anything to-night?"
+
+"Oh, I shan't need anything. The page is shaping up very satisfactorily,
+I think. Good-night, my dear fellow."
+
+Left alone, West picked up Queed's closely-written sheets, and leaning
+back in his chair read them with the closest attention. Involuntarily,
+his intellect paid a tribute to the writer as he read. The article was
+masterly. The argument was close and swift, the language impassioned,
+the style piquant. "Where did he learn to write like that!" wondered
+West. Here was the whole subject compressed into half a column, and so
+luminous a half column that the dullest could not fail to understand and
+admire. Two sarcastic little paragraphs were devoted to stripping the
+tatters from the nakedness of the economy argument, and these Mr.
+Queed's chief perused twice.
+
+"The talk of a doctrinaire," mused he presently. "The closet
+philosopher's ideas. How far afield from the real situation ..."
+
+It was a most fortunate thing, he reflected, that he himself had means
+of getting exact and accurate information at first hand. Suppose that he
+had not, that, like some editors, he had simply passed this article in
+without examination and correction. It would have made the _Post_
+ridiculous, and decidedly impaired its reputation for common sense and
+fair play. Whatever should or should not be said, this was certainly no
+way to talk of honest men, who were trying to conserve the party and who
+differed from the _Post_ only on an unimportant question of detail.
+
+West leaned back in his chair and stared at the farther wall.... For
+that was exactly what it was--an unimportant detail. The important
+thing, the one thing that he himself had insisted on, was that the State
+should have a reformatory. Whether the State had it now or two years
+from now, made relatively little difference, except to those who, like
+his editorial assistant, had sunk themselves in the question till their
+sense of proportion had deserted them. Was not that a fair statement of
+the case? Whatever he did, he must not let his views be colored by
+probable effects upon his own future.... Surely, to wait two brief years
+for the institution, with the positive assurance of it then, could be no
+hardship to a State which had got along very well without it for all the
+years of its lifetime. Surely not. Plonny Neal, whose sharp horse sense
+he would back against any man in the State, was absolutely sound there.
+
+He tried to consider the question with chill judiciality, and believed
+that he was doing so. But the fervor which Plonny had imparted to it,
+and the respect which he had for Plonny's knowledge of practical
+conditions, stood by him, unconsciously guiding his thoughts along the
+line of least resistance.... Though nobody dared admit it publicly, the
+party was facing a great crisis; and it was in his hand to save or to
+wreck it. All eyes were anxiously on the _Post_, which wielded the
+decisive power. The people had risen with the unreasonable demand that
+progress be checked for a time, because of the cost of it. The leaders
+had responded to the best of their ability, but necessary expenses were
+so great that it was going to be a narrow shave at best--so narrow that
+another hundred thousand spent would land the whole kettle of fish in
+the fire. The grand old party would go crashing down the precipice. Was
+not that a criminal price to pay for getting a reformatory institution
+two years before the people were ready to pay for it? There was the
+whole question in a nutshell.
+
+The one unpleasant aspect of this view was Sharlee Weyland, the dearest
+girl in the world. She would be much disappointed, and, for the first
+moment, would possibly be somewhat piqued with him personally. He knew
+that women were extremely unreasonable about these things; they looked
+at affairs from the emotional point of view, from the point of view of
+the loose, large "effect." But Sharlee Weyland was highly intelligent
+and sensible, and he had not the smallest doubt of his ability to make
+her understand what the unfortunate situation was. He could not tell her
+everything--Plonny had cautioned secrecy about the real gravity of the
+crisis--but he would tell her enough to show her how he had acted, with
+keen regrets, from his sternest sense of public duty. It was a cruel
+stroke of fate's that his must be the hand to bring disappointment to
+the girl he loved, but after all, would she not be the first to say that
+he must never put his regard for her preferences above the larger good
+of City and State? He could not love her, dear, so well, loved he not
+honor more.
+
+He picked up Queed's article and glanced again at the astonishing words,
+words which, invested with the _Post's_ enormous prestige, simply kicked
+and cuffed the party to its ruin. A wave of resentment against his
+assistant swept through the editor's mind. This was what came of
+trusting anything to anybody else. If you wanted to be sure that things
+were done right, do them yourself. Because he had allowed Queed a little
+rope, that young man had industriously gathered in almost enough to
+hang, not himself, for he was nothing, but the _Post_ and its editor.
+However, there was no use crying over spilt milk. What was done was
+done. Fortunately, the _Post's_ general position was sound; had not the
+editor himself dictated it? If the expression of that position in cold
+type had been gradually carried by a subordinate to a more and more
+violent extreme, to an intemperance of utterance which closely
+approached insanity, what was it the editor's duty to do? Obviously to
+take charge himself and swing the position back to a safe and sane mean,
+exactly where he had placed it to begin with. That was all that was
+asked of him--to shift back the paper's position to where he had placed
+it in the beginning, and by so doing to save the party from wreck. Could
+a sensible man hesitate an instant? And in return....
+
+West's gaze wandered out of the window, and far on into the beyond....
+His friends were watching him, silently but fearfully. Who and what
+these friends were his swift thought did not stay to ask. His glamorous
+fancy saw them as a great anxious throng, dominant men, yet respectful,
+who were trembling lest he should make a fatal step--to answer for it
+with his political life. Public life--he rejected the term political
+life--was of all things what he was preeminently fitted for. How else
+could a man so fully serve his fellows?--how so surely and strongly
+promote the uplift? And Plonny Neal had served notice on him that he
+stood to-day on the crossroads to large public usefulness. The czar of
+them all, the great Warwick who made and unmade kings by the lifting of
+his finger, had told him, as plain as language could speak, that he,
+West, was his imperial choice for the mayoralty, with all that that
+foreshadowed.... Truly, he had served his apprenticeship, and was meet
+for his opportunity. For eight long months he had stood in line, doing
+his duty quietly and well, asking no favor of anybody. And now at last
+Warwick had beckoned him and set the mystic star upon his forehead....
+
+Iridescent visionry enwrapped the young man, and he swam in it goldenly.
+In time his spirit returned to his body, and he found himself leaning
+back in a very matter-of-fact chair, facing a very plain question. How
+could the shifting back, the rationalizing, of the paper's position be
+accomplished with the minimum of shock? How could he rescue the party
+with the least possible damage to the _Post's_ consistency?
+
+West went to a filing cabinet in the corner of the room, pulled out a
+large folder marked, _Reformatory_, and, returning to his seat, ran
+hurriedly through the _Post's_ editorials on this subject during the
+past twelvemonth. Over some of the phrases he ground his teeth. They
+floated irritatingly in his head as he once more leaned back in his
+chair and frowned at the opposite wall.
+
+Gradually there took form in his mind a line of reasoning which would
+appear to grow with some degree of naturalness out of what had gone
+before, harmonizing the basic continuity of the _Post's_ attitude, and
+minimizing the change in present angle or point of view. His fertile
+mind played about it, strengthening it, building it up, polishing and
+perfecting; and in time he began to write, at first slowly, but soon
+with fluent ease.
+
+
+
+
+XXVI
+
+ _In which Queed forces the Old Professor's Hand, and the Old
+ Professor takes to his Bed._
+
+
+Raincoat buttoned to his throat, Queed set his face against the steady
+downpour. It was a mild, windless night near the end of February,
+foreshadowing the early spring already nearly due. He had no umbrella,
+or wish for one: the cool rain in his face was a refreshment and a
+vivifier.
+
+So the worst had come to the worst, and he had been living for nearly a
+year on Sharlee Weyland's money, stolen from her by her father's false
+friend. Wormwood and gall were the fruits that altruism had borne him.
+Two casual questions had brought out the shameful truth, and these
+questions could have been asked as easily a year ago as now.
+
+Bitterly did the young man reproach himself now, for his criminal
+carelessness in regard to the sources of Surface's luxurious income. For
+the better part of a year he had known the old man for an ex-convict
+whose embezzlings had run high into six figures. Yet he had gone on
+fatuously swallowing the story that the money of which the old rogue was
+so free represented nothing but the savings of a thrifty schoolteacher.
+A dozen things came back to him now to give the lie to that tale. He
+thought of the costly books that Surface was constantly buying; the
+expensive repairs he had made in his rented house; the wine that stood
+on the dinner-table every night; the casual statement from the old man
+that he meant to retire from the school at the end of the present
+session. Was there ever a teacher who could live like this after a dozen
+years' roving work? And the probability was that Surface had never
+worked at all until, returning to his own city, he had needed a position
+as a cover and a blind.
+
+Mathematical computations danced through the young man's brain. He
+figured that their present scale of living must run anywhere from $3500
+to $5000 a year. Surface's income from the school was known to be $900 a
+year. His income from his lodger was $390 a year. This difference
+between, say $4000 and $1290, was $2710 a year, or 4 per cent on some
+$70,000. And this tidy sum was being filched from the purse of Charlotte
+Lee Weyland, who worked for her living at an honorarium of $75 a month.
+
+Queed walked with his head lowered, bent less against the rain than his
+own stinging thoughts. At the corner of Seventh Street a knot of young
+men, waiting under a dripping awning for a car that would not come,
+cried out gayly to the Doc; they were Mercuries; but the Doc failed to
+respond to their greetings, or even to hear them. He crossed the humming
+street, northerly, with an experienced sureness acquired since his
+exploit with the dog Behemoth; and so came into his own section of the
+town.
+
+He was an apostle of law who of all things loved harmony. Already his
+mind was busily at work seeking to restore order out of the ruins of his
+house. Obviously the first thing to do, the one thing that could not
+wait an hour, was to get his sense of honesty somehow back again. He
+must compel Surface to hand over to Miss Weyland immediately every cent
+of money that he had. The delivery could be arranged easily enough,
+without any sensational revelations. The letter to Miss Weyland could
+come from a lawyer in the West; in Australia, if the old man liked; that
+didn't matter. The one thing that did matter was that he should
+immediately make restitution as fully as lay within the power of them
+both.
+
+Surface, of course, would desperately resist such a suggestion. Queed
+knew of but one club which could drive him to agree to it, one goad
+which could rowel him to the height. This was his own continued
+companionship. He could compel Surface to disgorgement only at the price
+of a new offering of himself to the odious old man who had played false
+with him as with everybody else. Queed did not hesitate. At the moment
+every cost seemed small to clear his dearest belonging, which was his
+personal honesty, of this stain. As for Surface, nothing could make him
+more detestable in a moral sense than he had been all along. He had been
+a thief and a liar from the beginning. Once the cleansing storm was
+over, their unhappy domestic union could go on much as it had done
+before.
+
+For his part, he must at once set about restoring his half of the joint
+living expenses consumed during the past nine months. This money could
+be passed in through the lawyer with the rest, so that she would never
+know. Obviously, he would have to make more money than he was making
+now, which meant that he would have to take still more time from his
+book. There were his original tax articles in the _Post_, which a
+publisher had asked him at the time to work over into a primer for
+college use. There might be a few hundreds to be made there. He could
+certainly place some articles in the reviews. If for the next twelve
+months he ruthlessly eliminated everything from his life that did not
+bring in money, he could perhaps push his earnings for the next year to
+three thousand dollars, which would be enough to see him through....
+
+And busy with thoughts like these, he came home to Surface's pleasant
+little house, and was greeted by the old man with kindness and good
+cheer.
+
+It was dinner-time--for they dined at night now, in some state--and they
+sat down to four dainty courses, cooked and served by the capable
+Henderson. The table was a round one, so small that the two men could
+have shaken hands across it without the smallest exertion. By old
+Surface's plate stood a gold-topped bottle, containing, not the ruddy
+burgundy which had become customary of late, but sparkling champagne.
+Surface referred to it, gracefully, as his medicine; doctors, he said,
+were apparently under the delusion that schoolmasters had bottomless
+purses. To this pleasantry Queed made no reply. He was, indeed, spare
+with his remarks that evening, and his want of appetite grieved old
+Henderson sorely.
+
+The servant brought the coffee and retired. He would not be back again
+till he was rung for: that was the iron rule. The kitchen was separated
+from the dining-room by a pantry and two doors. Thus the diners were as
+private as they were ever likely to be in this world, and in the breast
+of one of them was something that would brook no more delay.
+
+"Professor," said this one, with a face which gave no sign of inner
+turmoil, "I find myself obliged to refer once more to--an unwelcome
+subject."
+
+Surface was reaching for his coffee cup; he was destined never to pick
+it up. His hand fell; found the edge of the table; his long fingers
+gripped and closed over it.
+
+"Ah?" he said easily, not pretending to doubt what subject was meant.
+"I'm sorry. I thought that we had laid the old ghosts for good."
+
+"I thought so, too. I was mistaken, it seems."
+
+Across the table, the two men looked at each other. To Surface, the
+subject must indeed have been the most unwelcome imaginable, especially
+when forced upon him with so ominous a directness. Yet his manner was
+the usual bland mask; his face, rather like a bad Roman senator's in the
+days of the decline, had undergone no perceptible change.
+
+"When I came here to live with you," said Queed, "I understood, of
+course, that you would be contributing several times as much toward our
+joint expenses as I. To a certain degree, you would be supporting me.
+Naturally, I did not altogether like that. But you constantly assured
+me, you may remember, that you would rather put your savings into a home
+than anything else, that you could not manage it without my assistance,
+and that you considered my companionship as fully offsetting the
+difference in the money we paid. So I became satisfied that the
+arrangement was honorable to us both."
+
+Surface spoke with fine courtesy. "All this is so true, your
+contribution toward making our house a home has been so much greater
+than my own, that I feel certain nothing can have happened to disturb
+your satisfaction."
+
+"Yes," said Queed. "I have assumed all the time that the money you were
+spending here was your own."
+
+There was a silence. Queed looked at the table-cloth. He had just become
+aware that his task was hateful to him. The one thing to do was to get
+it over as swiftly and decisively as possible.
+
+"I am at a loss," said the old man, dryly, "to understand where the
+assumption comes in, in view of the fact that I have stated, more than
+once--"
+
+"I am forced to tell you that I cannot accept these statements."
+
+For a moment the brilliant eyes looked dangerous. "Are you aware that
+your language is exceedingly offensive?"
+
+"Yes. I'm very sorry. Nevertheless, this tooth must come out. It has
+suddenly become apparent to me that you must be spending here the income
+on hardly less than seventy-five thousand dollars. Do you seriously ask
+me to believe, now that I directly bring up the matter, that you amassed
+this by a few years of school-teaching?"
+
+Surface lit a cigarette, and, taking a slow puff, looked unwinkingly
+into the young man's eyes, which looked as steadily back into his own.
+"You are mistaken in assuming," he said sternly, "that, in giving you my
+affection, I have given you any right to cross-examine me in--"
+
+"Yes, you gave it to me when you invited me to your house as, in part,
+your guest--"
+
+"I am behind the times, indeed, if it is esteemed the privilege of a
+guest to spy upon his host."
+
+"That," said Queed, quietly, "is altogether unjust. You must know that I
+am not capable of spying on you. I have, on the contrary, been culpably
+short-sighted. Never once have I doubted anything you told me until you
+yourself insisted on rubbing doubts repeatedly into my eyes. Professor,"
+he went on rapidly, "are you aware that those familiar with your story
+say that, when you--that, after your misfortune, you started life again
+with a bank account of between one and two hundred thousand dollars?"
+
+The black eyes lit up like two shoe-buttons in the sunlight. "That is a
+wicked falsehood, invented at the time by a lying reporter--"
+
+"Do you assert that everything you have now has been earned since your
+misfortune?"
+
+"Precisely that."
+
+The voice was indignantly firm, but Queed, looking into the old man's
+face, read there as plain as day that he was lying.
+
+"Think a moment," he said sorrowfully. "This is pretty serious, you see.
+Are you absolutely sure that you carried over nothing at all?"
+
+"In the sight of God, I did not. But let me tell you, my friend--"
+
+A chair-leg scraped on the carpeted floor, and Queed was standing,
+playing his trump card with a grim face.
+
+"We must say good-by, Professor--now. I'll send for my things in the
+morning."
+
+"What do you mean, you--"
+
+"That you and I part company to-night. Good-by."
+
+"Stop!" cried Surface. He rose, greatly excited and leaned over the
+table. A faint flush drove the yellow from his cheek; his eyes were
+blazing. He shook a menacing finger at close range in Queed's face,
+which remained entirely unmoved by the demonstration.
+
+"So this is the reward of my kindness and affection! I won't endure it,
+do you understand? I won't be kicked into the gutter like an old shoe,
+do you hear? Sit down in that chair. I forbid you to leave the house."
+
+Queed's gaze was more formidable than his own. "Mr. Surface," he said,
+in a peculiarly quiet voice, "you forget yourself strangely. You are in
+no position to speak to me like this."
+
+Surface appeared suddenly to agree with him. He fell back into his chair
+and dropped his face into his hands.
+
+Queed, standing where he was, watched him across the tiny dinner-table
+and, against his reason, felt very sorry. How humiliating this ripping
+up of old dishonor was to the proud old man, rogue though he was, he
+understood well enough. From nobody in the world but him, he knew, would
+Surface ever have suffered it to proceed as far as this, and this
+knowledge made him want to handle the knife with as little roughness as
+possible.
+
+"I--was wrong," said the muffled voice. "I ask your forgiveness for my
+outbreak."
+
+"You have it."
+
+Surface straightened himself up, and, by an obvious effort, managed to
+recapture something like his usual smoothness of voice and manner.
+
+"Will you be good enough to sit down? I will tell you what you wish."
+
+"Certainly. Thank you."
+
+Queed resumed his seat. His face was a little pale, but otherwise just
+as usual. Inwardly, after the moment of critical uncertainty, he was
+shaken by a tempest of fierce exultation. His club, after all, was going
+to be strong enough; the old man would give up the money rather than
+give up him.
+
+Surface picked up his cigarette. All his storm signals had disappeared
+as by magic.
+
+"I did manage," began the old man, flicking off his ash with an
+admirable effect of calm, "to save a small nest-egg from the wreck, to
+keep me from the poorhouse in my old age. I did not wish to tell you
+this because, with your lack of acquaintance with business methods, the
+details would only confuse, and possibly mislead, you. I had, too,
+another reason for wishing to keep it a surprise. You have forced me,
+against my preferences, to tell you. As to this small pittance," he
+said, without the flicker of an eye-lash, "any court in the country
+would tell you that it is fairly and honorably mine."
+
+"Thank you. I appreciate your telling me this." Queed leaned over the
+table, and began speaking in a quiet, brisk voice. "Now, then, here is
+the situation. You have a certain sum of money put away somewhere,
+estimated to be not less than a hundred thousand dollars--"
+
+"Nothing of the sort! Far less than that! A few beggarly thousands,
+which--"
+
+"Very well--a few thousands. Of course your books will readily show the
+exact figures. This money was withheld at the time your affairs were
+settled, and therefore was not applied to reducing the--the loss on the
+trustee account. Of course, if its existence had been known, it would
+have been so applied. In other words, the Weyland estate has been
+deprived to the exact extent of the sum withheld. Fortunately, it is
+never too late to correct an error of this sort. My idea is that we
+should make the restitution without the loss of an unnecessary day."
+
+Doubtless the old man had seen it coming; he heard the galling proposal
+with a face which showed nothing stronger than profound surprise.
+"Restitution! My dear boy, I owe no restitution to any one."
+
+"You hardly take the position that you have acquired a title to the
+Weyland trustee funds?"
+
+"Ah, there it is!" purred Surface, making a melancholy gesture. "You see
+why I did not wish to open up this complicated subject. Your ignorance,
+if you will pardon me, of modern business procedure, makes it very
+difficult for you to grasp the matter in its proper bearings. Without
+going into too much detail, let me try to explain it to you. This
+settlement of my affairs that you speak of was forcibly done by the
+courts, in the interest of others, and to my great injury. The rascals
+set out to cut my throat--was it required of me to whet the knife for
+them? They set out to strip me of the last penny I had, and they had
+every advantage, despotic powers, with complete access to all my private
+papers. If the robbers overlooked something that I had, a bagatelle I
+needed for the days of my adversity, was it my business to pluck them by
+the sleeve and turn traitor to myself? Why, the law itself gave me what
+they passed over. I was declared a bankrupt. Don't you know what that
+means? It means that the courts assumed responsibility for my affairs,
+paid off my creditors, and, as a small compensation for having robbed
+me, wiped the slate clean and declared me free of all claims. And this
+was twenty-five years ago. My dear boy! Read the Bankruptcy Act. Ask a
+lawyer, any lawyer--"
+
+"Let us not speak of lawyers--now," interrupted Queed, stirring in his
+chair. "Let their opinion wait as a last alternative, which, I earnestly
+hope, need never be used at all. I am not bringing up this point to you
+now as a legal question, but as a moral one."
+
+"Ah! You do not find that the morals provided by the law are good enough
+for you, then?"
+
+"If your reading of the law is correct--of which I am not so certain as
+you are, I fear--it appears that they are not. But--"
+
+"It is my misfortune," interrupted the old man, his hand tightening on
+the table-edge, "that your sympathies are not with me in the matter.
+Mistaken sentiment, youthful Quixotism, lead you to take an absurdly
+distorted view of what--"
+
+"No, I'm afraid not. You see, when stripped of all unnecessary language,
+the repulsive fact is just this: we are living here on money that was
+unlawfully abstracted from the Weyland estate. No matter what the law
+may say, we know that this money morally belongs to its original owners.
+Now I ask you--"
+
+"Let me put it another way. I can show you exactly where your
+misapprehension is--"
+
+Queed stopped him short by a gesture. "My mind is so clear on this point
+that discussion only wastes our time."
+
+The young man's burst of exultation was all but stillborn; already
+despair plucked chilly at his heart-strings. For the first time the
+depth of his feeling broke through into his voice: "Say, if you like
+that I am unreasonable, ignorant, unfair. Put it all down to besotted
+prejudice.... Can't you restore this money because I ask it? Won't you
+do it as a favor to me?"
+
+Surface's face became agitated. "I believe there is nothing else in the
+world--that I wouldn't do for you--a thousand times over--but--"
+
+Then Queed threw the last thing that he had to offer into the scales,
+namely himself. He leaned over the table and fixed the old man with
+imploring eyes.
+
+"I'd do my best to make it up to you. I'll--I'll live with you till one
+or the other of us dies. You'll have somebody to take care of you when
+you are old, and there will never be any talk of the poorhouse between
+you and me. It can all be arranged quietly through a lawyer,
+Professor--and nobody will guess your secret. You and I will find quiet
+lodgings somewhere, and live together--as friends--live cleanly,
+honorably, honestly--"
+
+"For God's sake, stop!" said Surface, in a broken-voice. "This is more
+than I can bear."
+
+So Queed knew that it was hopeless, and that the old man meant to cling
+to his dishonored money, and let his friend go. He sank back in his
+chair, sick at heart, and a painful silence fell.
+
+"If I refuse," Surface took up the theme, "it is for your sake as well
+as mine. My boy, you don't know what you ask. It is charity, mere mad
+charity to people whom I have no love for, who--"
+
+"Then," said Queed, "two things must happen. First, I must lay the facts
+before Miss Weyland."
+
+Surface's manner changed; his eyes became unpleasant.
+
+"You are not serious. You can hardly mean to repeat to anybody what I
+have told you in sacred confidence."
+
+Queed smiled sadly. "No, you have not told me anything in confidence.
+You have never told me anything until I first found it out for myself,
+and then only because denial was useless."
+
+"When I told you my story last June, you assured me--"
+
+"However, you have just admitted that what you told me last June was not
+the truth."
+
+Again their eyes clashed, and Surface, whose face was slowly losing all
+its color, even the sallowness, found no sign of yielding in those of
+the younger man.
+
+Queed resumed: "However, I do not mean that I shall tell her who you
+are, unless you yourself compel me to. I shall simply let her know that
+you are known to be alive, within reach of the courts, and in possession
+of a certain sum of money withheld from the trustee funds. This will
+enable her to take the matter up with her lawyers and, as I believe,
+bring it before the courts. If her claim is sustained, she would
+doubtless give you the opportunity to make restitution through
+intermediaries, and thus sensational disclosures might be avoided.
+However, I make you no promises about that."
+
+Surface drew a breath; he permitted his face to show signs of relief.
+"Since my argument and knowledge carry so little weight with you," he
+said with a fine air of dignity, "I am willing to let the courts
+convince you, if you insist. But I do beg--"
+
+Queed cut him short; he felt that he could not bear one of the old man's
+grandiloquent speeches now. "There is one other thing that must be
+mentioned," he said in a tired voice. "You understand, of course, that I
+can live here no longer."
+
+"My God! Don't say that! Aren't you satisfied with what you've done to
+me without that!"
+
+"I haven't done anything to you. Whatever has been done, you have
+deliberately done to yourself. I have no desire to hurt or injure you.
+But--what are you thinking about, to imagine that I could continue to
+live here--on this money?"
+
+"You contradict yourself twice in the same breath! You just said that
+you would let the courts settle that question--"
+
+"As to the Weyland estate's claim, yes. But I do not let the courts
+regulate my own sense of honor."
+
+Surface, elbows on the table, buried his face in his hands. Queed slowly
+rose, a heart of lead in his breast. He had failed. He had offered all
+that he had, and it had been unhesitatingly kicked aside. And, unless
+long litigation was started, and unless it ultimately succeeded, Henry
+G. Surface would keep his loot.
+
+He glanced about the pleasant little dining-room, symbol of the only
+home he had ever known, where, after all, he had done great work, and
+been not unhappy. Personally, he was glad to leave it, glad to stand out
+from the shadow of the ruin of Henry G. Surface. Nevertheless it was a
+real parting, the end of an epoch in his life, and there was sadness in
+that. Sadness, too, he saw, deeper than his repugnance and anger, in the
+bowed figure before him, the lost old man whom he was to leave solitary
+henceforward. Saddest of all was the consciousness of his own terrible
+failure.
+
+He began speaking in a controlled voice.
+
+"This interview is painful to us both. It is useless to prolong it.
+I--have much to thank you for--kindness which I do not forget now and
+shall not forget. If you ever reconsider your decision--if you should
+ever need me for anything--I shall be within call. And now I must leave
+you ... sorrier than I can say that our parting must be like this." He
+paused: his gaze rested on the bent head, and he offered, without hope,
+the final chance. "Your mind is quite made up? You are sure
+that--this--is the way you wish the matter settled?"
+
+Surface took his face from his hands and looked up. His expression was a
+complete surprise. It was neither savage nor anguished, but
+ingratiating, complacent, full of suppressed excitement. Into his eyes
+had sprung an indescribable look of cunning, the look of a broken-down
+diplomat about to outwit his adversary with a last unsuspected card.
+
+"No, no! Of course I'll not let you leave me like this," he said, with a
+kind of trembling eagerness, and gave a rather painful laugh. "You force
+my hand. I had not meant to tell you my secret so soon. You can't guess
+the real reason why I refuse to give my money to Miss Weyland, even
+when you ask it, now can you? You can't guess, now can you?"
+
+"I think I can. You had rather have the money than have me."
+
+"Not a bit of it. Nothing of the kind! Personally I care nothing for the
+money. I am keeping it," said the old man, lowering his voice to a
+chuckling whisper, "_for you!_" He leaned over the table, fixing Queed
+with a gaze of triumphant cunning. "I'm going to make you _my heir!_
+Leave everything I have in the world _to you!_"
+
+A wave of sick disgust swept through the young man, momentarily
+engulfing his power of speech. Never had the old man's face looked so
+loathsome to him, never the man himself appeared so utterly detestable.
+
+Surface had risen, whispering and chuckling. "Come up to the
+sitting-room, my dear boy. I have some papers up there that may open
+your eyes. You need never work--"
+
+"Stop!" said Queed, and the old man stopped in his tracks. "Can't I make
+you understand?" he went on, fighting hard for calmness. "Isn't it clear
+to you that _nothing_ could induce me to touch another penny of this
+money?"
+
+"Ah!" said Surface, in his softest voice. "Ah! And might I inquire the
+reason for this heroic self-restraint?"
+
+"You choose your words badly. It is no restraint to honest men to
+decline to take other people's money."
+
+"Ah, I see. I see. I see," said Surface, nodding his shining hairless
+head up and down.
+
+"Good-by."
+
+"No, no," said the old man, in an odd thick voice. "Not quite yet, if
+you please. There is still something that I want to say to you."
+
+He came slowly around the tiny table, and Queed watched his coming with
+bursts of fierce repugnance which set his hard-won muscles to twitching.
+An elemental satisfaction there might be in throwing the old man through
+the window. Yet, in a truer sense, he felt that the necessity of
+manhandling him would be the final touch in this degrading interview.
+
+"You value your society too high, my dear boy," said Surface with a face
+of chalk. "You want too big a price. I must fork over every penny I
+have, to a young trollop who happens to have caught your fancy--"
+
+"Stand away from me!" cried Queed, with a face suddenly whiter than his
+own. "You will tempt me to do what I shall be sorry for afterwards."
+
+But Surface did not budge, and to strike, after all, was hardly
+possible; it would be no better than murder. The two men stood, white
+face to white face, the two pairs of fearless eyes scarcely a foot
+apart. And beyond all the obvious dissimilarity, there appeared a
+curious resemblance in the two faces at that moment: in each the same
+habit of unfaltering gaze, the same high forehead, the same clean-cut
+chin, the same straight, thin-lipped mouth.
+
+"Oh, I see through you clearly enough," said Surface. "You're in love
+with her! You think it is a pretty thing to sacrifice me to her,
+especially as the sacrifice costs you nothing--"
+
+"Stop! Will you force me in the name of common decency--"
+
+"But I'll not permit you to do it, do you hear?" continued Surface, his
+face ablaze, his lower lip trembling and twitching, as it does sometimes
+with the very old. "You need some discipline, my boy. Need some
+discipline--and you shall have it. You will continue to live with me
+exactly as you have heretofore, only henceforward I shall direct your
+movements and endeavor to improve your manners."
+
+He swayed slightly where he stood, and Queed's tenseness suddenly
+relaxed. Pity rose in his heart above furious resentment; he put out his
+hand and touched the old man's arm.
+
+"Control yourself," he said in an iron voice. "Come--I will help you to
+bed before I go."
+
+Surface shook himself free, and laughed unpleasantly. "Go! Didn't you
+hear me tell you that you were not going? Who do you think I am that you
+can flout and browbeat and threaten--"
+
+"Come! Let us go up to bed--"
+
+"Who do you think I am!" repeated Surface, bringing his twitching face
+nearer, his voice breaking to sudden shrillness. "Who do you think I am,
+I say?"
+
+Queed thought the old man had gone off his head, and indeed he looked
+it. He began soothingly: "You are--"
+
+"I'm your father! Your _father_, do you hear!" cried Surface. "_You're
+my son--Henry G. Surface, Jr.!_"
+
+This time, Queed, looking with a wild sudden terror into the flaming
+eyes, knew that he heard the truth from Surface at last. The revelation
+broke upon him in a stunning flash. He sprang away from the old man with
+a movement of loathing unspeakable.
+
+"Father!" he said, in a dull curious whisper. "_O God! Father!_"
+
+Surface gazed at him, his upper lip drawn up into his old purring sneer.
+
+"So that is how you feel about it, my son?" he inquired suavely, and
+suddenly crumpled down upon the floor.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The young man shook him by the shoulder, but he did not stir. Henderson
+came running at the sound of the fall, and together they bore the old
+man, breathing, but inert as the dead, to his room. In an hour, the
+doctor had come and gone. In two hours, a trained nurse was sitting by
+the bed as though she had been there always. The doctor called it a
+"stroke," superinduced by a "shock." He said that Professor Nicolovius
+might live for a week, or a year, but was hardly likely to speak again
+on this side the dark river that runs round the world.
+
+
+
+
+XXVII
+
+ _Sharlee Weyland reads the Morning Post; of Rev. Mr. Dayne's Fight
+ at Ephesus and the Telephone Message that never came; of the
+ Editor's Comment upon the Assistant Editor's Resignation, which
+ perhaps lacked Clarity; and of how Eight Men elect a Mayor._
+
+
+Next morning, in the first moment she had, Sharlee Weyland read the
+Post's editorial on the reformatory. And as she read she felt as though
+the skies had fallen, and the friendly earth suddenly risen up and
+smitten her.
+
+It was a rainy morning, the steady downpour of the night before turned
+into a fine drizzle; and Sharlee, who nearly always walked, took the car
+downtown. She was late this morning; there had been but flying minutes
+she could give to breakfast; not a second to give to anything else; and
+therefore she took the Post with her to read on the ride to "the"
+office. And, seating herself, she turned immediately to the editorial
+page, in which the State Department of Charities felt an especial
+interest this morning.
+
+Both the name and the position of the editorial were immediately
+disappointing to her. It was not in the leading place, and its caption
+was simply "As to the Reformatory," which seemed to her too colorless
+and weak. Subconsciously, she passed the same judgment upon the opening
+sentences of the text, which somehow failed to ring out that challenge
+to the obstructionists she had confidently expected. As she read
+further, her vague disappointment gave way to a sudden breathless
+incredulity; that to a heartsick rigidity of attention; and when she
+went back, and began to read the whole article over, slowly and
+carefully, from the beginning, her face was about the color of the
+pretty white collar she wore. For what she was looking on at was, so it
+seemed to her, not simply the killing of the chief ambition of her two
+years' work, but the treacherous murder of it in the house of its
+friends.
+
+As she reread "As to the Reformatory," she became impressed by its
+audacious cleverness. It would have been impossible to manage a
+tremendous shift in position with more consummate dexterity. Indeed, she
+was almost ready to take the _Post's_ word for it that no shift at all
+had been made. From beginning to end the paper's unshakable loyalty to
+the reformatory was everywhere insisted upon; that was the strong
+keynote; the ruinous qualifications were slipped in, as it were,
+reluctantly, hard-wrung concessions to indisputable and overwhelming
+evidence. But there they were, scarcely noticeable to the casual reader,
+perhaps, but to passionate partisans sticking up like palm-trees on a
+plain. In a backhanded, sinuous but unmistakable way, the _Post_ was
+telling the legislature that it had better postpone the reformatory for
+another two years. It was difficult to say just what phrase or phrases
+finally pushed the odious idea out into the light; but Sharlee lingered
+longest on a passage which, after referring to the "list of inescapable
+expenditures published elsewhere," said:
+
+ Immediacy, of course, was never the great question; but it was a
+ question; and the _Post_ has therefore watched with keen regret the
+ rolling up of absolutely unavoidable expenses to the point where
+ the spending of another dollar for any cause, however meritorious
+ in itself, must be regarded as of dubious wisdom.
+
+That sentence was enough. It would be as good as a volume to the
+powerful opposition in the House, hardly repressed heretofore by the
+_Post's_ thunders. The reformatory, which they had labored for so long,
+was dead.
+
+The thought was bitter to the young assistant secretary. But from the
+first, her mind had jumped beyond it, to fasten on another and, to her,
+far worse one, a burning personal question by the side of which the loss
+of the reformatory seemed for the moment an unimportant detail.
+
+_Which of the two men had done it?_
+
+Rev. Mr. Dayne was sitting bowed over his desk, his strong head clamped
+in his hands, the morning Post crumpled on the floor beside him. He did
+not look up when his assistant entered the office; his response to her
+"Good-morning" was of the briefest. Sharlee understood. It was only the
+corporeal husk of her friend that was seated at the desk. All the rest
+of him was down at Ephesus fighting with the beasts, and grimly resolved
+to give no sign from the arena till he had set his foot upon their necks
+for the glory of God and the honor of his cloth.
+
+Sharlee herself did not feel conversational. In silence she took off her
+things, and, going over to her own desk, began opening the mail. In an
+hour, maybe more, maybe less, the Secretary stood at her side, his kind
+face calm as ever.
+
+"Well," he said quietly, "how do you explain it?"
+
+Sharlee's eyes offered him bay-leaves for his victory.
+
+"There is a suggestion about it," said she, still rather white, "of
+thirty pieces of silver."
+
+"Oh! We can hardly say that. Let us give him the benefit of the doubt,
+as long as there can be any doubt. Let us view it for the present as a
+death-bed repentance."
+
+Him? Which did he mean?
+
+"No," said Sharlee, "it is not possible to view it that way. The _Post_
+has been as familiar with the arguments all along, from beginning to
+end, as you or I. It could not be honestly converted any more than you
+could. This," said she, struggling to speak calmly, "is treachery."
+
+"Appearances, I am sorry to say, are much that way. Still--I think we
+should not condemn the paper unheard."
+
+"Then why not have the hearing at once? An explanation is--"
+
+"I shall seek none," interrupted Mr. Dayne, quietly. "The _Post_ must
+volunteer it, if it has any to offer. Of course," he went on, "we know
+nothing of the history of that editorial now. Of one thing, however, I
+feel absolutely certain; that is, that it was published without the
+knowledge of Mr. West. Developments may follow.... As for instance a
+shake-up in the staff."
+
+That settled it. This good man whom she admired so much had not
+entertained a doubt that the editorial was from the brain and pen of Mr.
+Queed.
+
+She said painfully: "As to the effect upon the--the reformatory--"
+
+"It is killed," said Mr. Dayne, and went away to his desk.
+
+Sharlee turned in her desk-chair and looked out of the rain-blurred
+windows.
+
+Through and beyond the trees of the park, over ridges of roofs and away
+to the west and north, she saw the weatherbeaten _Post_ building, its
+distant gray tower cutting mistily out of the dreary sky. From where she
+sat she could just pick out, as she had so often noticed before, the
+tops of the fifth-floor row of windows, the windows from which the
+_Post's_ editorial department looked out upon a world with which it
+could not keep faith. Behind one of those windows at this moment, in all
+likelihood, sat the false friend who had cut down the reformatory from
+behind.
+
+Which was it? Oh, was not Mr. Dayne right, as he always was? Where was
+there any room for doubt?
+
+Long before Sharlee knew Charles Gardiner West personally, when she was
+a little girl and he just out of college, she had known him by report as
+a young man of fine ideals, exalted character, the very pattern of
+stainless honor. Her later intimate knowledge of him, she told herself,
+had fully borne out the common reputation. Wherever she had touched him,
+she had found him generous and sound and sweet. That he was capable of
+what seemed to her the baldest and basest treachery was simply
+unthinkable. And what reason was there ever to drag his name into her
+thought of the affair at all? Was it not Mr. Queed who had written all
+the reformatory articles since Colonel Cowles's death--Mr. Queed who had
+promised only twenty-four hours ago to do his utmost for the cause at
+the critical moment to-day?
+
+And yet ... and yet ... her mind clung desperately to the thought that
+possibly the assistant editor had not done this thing, after all. The
+memory of his visit to her, less than a week ago, was very vivid in her
+mind. What sort of world was it that a man with a face of such shining
+honesty could stoop to such shabby dishonesty?--that a man who had
+looked at her as he had looked at her that night, could turn again and
+strike her such a blow? That Queed should have done this seemed as
+inconceivable as that West should have done it. There was the wild
+hundredth chance that neither had done it, that the article had been
+written by somebody else and published by mistake.
+
+But the hope hardly fluttered its wings before her reason struck it
+dead. No, there was no way out there. The fact was too plain that one of
+her two good friends, under what pressure she could not guess, had
+consented to commit dishonor and, by the same stroke, to wound her so
+deeply. For no honest explanation was possible; there was no argument in
+the case to-day that was not equally potent a month ago. It was all a
+story of cajolery or intimidation from the formidable opposition, and of
+mean yielding in the places of responsibility. And--yes--She felt it as
+bad for one of her two friends to be so stained as another. It had come
+to that. At last she must admit that they stood upon level ground in her
+imagination, the nameless little Doctor of two years back side by side
+with the beau ideal of all her girlhood. One's honor was as dear to her
+as another's; one's friendship as sweet; and now one of them was her
+friend no more.
+
+And it was not West whom she must cast out. There was no peg anywhere to
+hang even the smallest suspicion of him upon. She scourged her mind for
+seeking one. It was Queed who, at the pinch, had broken down and
+betrayed them with a kiss: Queed, of the obscure parentage, dubious
+inheritance, and omitted upbringing; Queed, whom she had first stood
+upon his feet and started forward in a world of men, had helped and
+counseled and guided, had admitted to her acquaintance, her
+friendship--for this.
+
+But because Sharlee had known Queed well as a man who loved truth,
+because the very thing that she had seen and most admired in him from
+the beginning was an unflinching honesty of intellect and character,
+because of the remembrance of his face as she had last seen it: a tiny
+corner of her mind, in defiance of all reason, revolted against this
+condemnation and refused to shut tight against him. All morning she sat
+at her work, torn by anxiety, hoping every moment that her telephone
+might ring with some unthought-of explanation, which would leave her
+with nothing worse upon her mind than the dead reformatory. But though
+the telephone rang often, it was never for this.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Sitting in a corner of the House gallery, about noon, Mr. Dayne saw the
+reformatory bill, which he himself had written, called up out of order
+and snowed under. The only speech was made by the Solon who had the bill
+called up, a familiar organization wheelhorse, named Meachy T. Bangor,
+who quoted with unconcealed triumph from the morning's _Post_, wholly
+ignoring all the careful safeguards and tearing out of the context only
+such portions as suited his humor and his need. Mr. Bangor pointed out
+that, inasmuch as the "acknowledged organ" of the State Department of
+Charities now at length "confessed" that the reformatory had better wait
+two years, there were no longer two sides to the question. Many of the
+gentleman's hearers appeared to agree with him. They rose and fell upon
+the bill, and massacred it by a vote of 54 to 32.
+
+From "Sis" Hopkins, legislative reporter of the _Post_, the news went
+skipping over the telephone wire to the editorial rooms, where the
+assistant editor, who received it, remarked that he was sorry to hear
+it. That done, the assistant hung up the receiver, and resumed work upon
+an article entitled "A Constitution for Turkey?" He had hardly added a
+sentence to this composition before West came in and, with a cheery word
+of greeting, passed into his own office.
+
+The assistant editor went on with his writing. He looked worn this
+morning, Henry Surface's son, and not without reason. Half the night he
+had shared the nurse's vigil at the bedside of Surface, who lay in
+unbroken stupor. Half the night he had maintained an individual vigil in
+his own room, lying flat on his back and staring wide-eyed into the
+darkness. And on the heels of the day, there had come new trouble for
+him, real trouble, though in the general cataclysm its full bearings and
+farther reaches did not at once come home to him. Running professionally
+through the _Post_ at breakfast-time, his eye, like Miss Weyland's, had
+been suddenly riveted by that paper's remarks upon the reformatory....
+What was the meaning of the staggering performance he had no idea, and
+need not inquire. Its immediate effect upon his own career was at least
+too plain for argument. His editorship and his reformatory had gone down
+together.
+
+Yet he was in no hurry now about following West into his sanctum. Of all
+things Queed, as people called him, despised heroics and abhorred a
+"scene." Nothing could be gained by a quarrel now; very earnestly he
+desired the interview to be as matter-of-fact as possible. In half an
+hour, when he had come to a convenient stopping-place, he opened the
+door and stood uncomfortably before the young man he had so long
+admired.
+
+West, sitting behind his long table, skimming busily through the paper
+with blue pencil and scissors, looked up with his agreeable smile.
+
+"Well! What do you see that looks likely for--What's the matter? Are you
+sick to-day?"
+
+"No, I am quite well, thank you. I find very little in the news, though.
+You notice that a digest of the railroad bill is given out?"
+
+"Yes. You don't look a bit well, old fellow. You must take a holiday
+after the legislature goes. Yes, I'm going to take the hide off that
+bill. Or better yet--you. Don't you feel like shooting off some big guns
+at it?"
+
+"Certainly, if you want me to. There is the farmers' convention, too.
+And by the way, I'd like to leave as soon as you can fill my place."
+
+West dropped scissors, pencil, and paper and stared at him with dismayed
+amazement. "_Leave!_ Why, you are never thinking of _leaving_ me!"
+
+"Yes. I'd--like to leave. I thought I ought to tell you this morning, so
+that you can at once make your plans as to my successor."
+
+"But my dear fellow! I can't let you _leave me!_ You've no idea how I
+value your assistance, how I've come to lean and depend upon you at
+every point. I never dreamed you were thinking of this. What's the
+matter? What have you got on your mind?"
+
+"I think," said Queed, unhappily, "that I should be better satisfied off
+the paper than on it."
+
+"Why, confound you--it's the money!" said West, with a sudden relieved
+laugh. "Why didn't you tell me, old fellow? You're worth five times what
+they're paying you--five times as much as I am for that matter--and I
+can make the directors see it. Trust me to make them raise you to my
+salary at the next meeting."
+
+"Thank you--but no, my salary is quite satisfactory."
+
+West frowned off into space, looking utterly bewildered. "Of course," he
+said in a troubled voice, "you have a perfect right to resign without
+saying a word. I haven't the smallest right to press you for an
+explanation against your will. But--good Lord! Here we've worked
+together side by side, day after day, for nearly a year, pretty good
+friends, as I thought, and--well, it hurts a little to have you put on
+your hat and walk out without a word. I wish you would tell me what's
+wrong. There's nothing I wouldn't do, if I could, to fix it and keep
+you."
+
+The eyes of the two men met across the table, and it was Queed's that
+faltered and fell.
+
+"Well," he said, obviously embarrassed, "I find that I am out of
+sympathy with the policy of the paper."
+
+"Oh-h-ho!" said West, slowly and dubiously. "Do you mean my article on
+the reformatory?"
+
+"Yes--I do."
+
+"Why, my dear fellow!"
+
+West paused, his handsome eyes clouded, considering how best he might
+put the matter to overcome most surely the singular scruples of his
+assistant.
+
+"Let's take it this way, old fellow. Suppose that my standpoint in that
+article was diametrically wrong. I am sure I could convince you that it
+was not, but admit, for argument's sake, that it was. Do you feel that
+the appearance in the paper of an article with which you don't agree
+makes it necessary for you, in honor, to resign?"
+
+"No, certainly not--"
+
+"Is it that you don't like my turning down one of your articles and
+printing one of my own instead? I didn't know you objected to that, old
+fellow. You see--while your judgment is probably a hanged sight better
+than mine, after all I am the man who is held responsible, and I am paid
+a salary to see that my opinions become the opinions of the _Post_."
+
+"It is entirely right that your opinions--"
+
+"Then wherein have I offended? Be frank with me, like a good fellow, I
+beg you!"
+
+Queed eyed him strangely. Was the editor's inner vision really so
+curiously astigmatic?
+
+"I look at it this way," he said, in a slow, controlled voice. "The
+_Post_ has said again and again that _this_ legislature must establish a
+reformatory. That was the burden of a long series of editorials, running
+back over a year, which, as I thought, had your entire approval. Now, at
+the critical moment, when it was only necessary to say once more what
+had been said a hundred times before, the _Post_ suddenly turns about
+and, in effect, authorizes this legislature not to establish the
+reformatory. The House killed the bill just now. Bangor quoted from the
+_Post_ editorial. There can be no doubt, of course, that it turned a
+number of votes--enough to have safely carried the bill."
+
+West looked disturbed and unhappy.
+
+"But if we find out that this legislature is so drained by inescapable
+expenses that it simply cannot provide the money? Suppose the State
+had been swept by a plague? Suppose there was a war and a million of
+unexpected expenses had suddenly dropped on us from the clouds? Wouldn't
+you agree that circumstances altered cases, and that, under such
+circumstances, everything that was not indispensable to the State's
+existence would have to go over?"
+
+Queed felt like answering West's pepper-fire of casuistry by throwing
+Eva Bernheimer at his head. Despite his determination to avoid a
+"scene," he felt his bottled-up indignation rising. A light showed in
+his stone-gray eyes.
+
+"Can't you really see that these circumstances are not in the least like
+those? Did you do me the courtesy to read what I wrote about this
+so-called 'economy argument' last night?"
+
+"Certainly," said West, surprised by the other's tone. "But clever as it
+was, it was not based, in my opinion, on a clear understanding of the
+facts as they actually exist. You and I stay so close inside of four
+walls here that we are apt to get out of touch with practical
+conditions. Yesterday, I was fortunate enough to get new facts, from a
+confidential and highly authoritative source. In the light of these--I
+wish I could explain them more fully to you, but I was pledged to
+secrecy--I am obliged to tell you that what you had written seemed to me
+altogether out of focus, unfair, and extreme."
+
+"Did you get these facts, as you call them, from Plonny Neal?"
+
+"As to that, I am at liberty to say nothing."
+
+Queed, looking at him, saw that he had. He began to feel sorry for West.
+
+"I would give four hundred and fifty dollars," he said slowly--"all the
+money that I happen to have--if you had told me last night that you
+meant to do this."
+
+"I am awfully sorry," said West, with a touch of dignity, "that you take
+it so hard. But I assure you--"
+
+"I know Plonny Neal even better than you do," continued Queed, "for I
+have known him as his social equal. He is laughing at you to-day."
+
+West, of course, knew better than that. The remark confirmed his belief
+that Queed had brooded over the reformatory till he saw everything about
+it distorted and magnified.
+
+"Well, old fellow," he said, without a trace of ill-humor in his voice
+or his manner, "then it is I he is laughing at--not you. That brings us
+right back to my point. If you feel, as I understand it, that the _Post_
+is in the position of having deserted its own cause, I alone am the
+deserter. Don't you see that? Not only am I the editor of the paper, and
+so responsible for all that it says; but I wrote the article, on my own
+best information and judgment. Whatever consequences there are," said
+West, his thoughts on the consequences most likely to accrue to the
+saviour of the party, "I assume them all."
+
+"A few people," said Queed, slowly, "know that I have been conducting
+this fight for the _Post_. They may not understand that I was suddenly
+superseded this morning. But of course it isn't that. It is simply a
+matter--"
+
+"Believe me, it can all be made right. I shall take the greatest
+pleasure in explaining to your friends that I alone am responsible. I
+shall call to-day--right now--at--"
+
+"I'm sorry," said Queed, abruptly, "but it is entirely impossible for me
+to remain."
+
+West looked, and felt, genuinely distressed. "I wish," he said, "the old
+reformatory had never been born"; and he went on in a resigned voice:
+"Of course I can't keep you with a padlock and chain, but--for the life
+of me, I can't catch your point of view. To my mind it appears the
+honorable and courageous thing to correct a mistake, even at the last
+moment, rather than stand by it for appearance's sake."
+
+"You see I don't regard our principles as a mistake."
+
+But he went back to his office marveling at himself for the ease with
+which West had put him in the wrong.
+
+For friendship's sake, West had meant to call at the Charities
+Department that day, and explain to his two friends there how his sense
+of responsibility to the larger good had made it necessary for him to
+inflict a momentary disappointment upon them. But this disturbing
+interview with his assistant left him not so sure that an immediate call
+would be desirable, after all. At the moment, both Dayne and the dearest
+girl in the world would naturally be feeling vexed over the failure of
+their plan; wouldn't it be the sensible and considerate thing to give
+them a little time to conquer their pique and compose themselves to see
+facts as they were?
+
+The _Chronicle_ that afternoon finally convinced him that this would be
+the considerate thing. That offensive little busybody, which pretended
+to have been a champion of "this people's institution" came out with a
+nasty editorial, entitled "The _Post's_ Latest Flop." "Flop" appeared to
+be an intensely popular word in the _Chronicle_ office. The article
+boldly taxed "our more or less esteemed contemporary" with the murder of
+the reformatory, and showed unpleasant freedom in employing such phrases
+as "instantaneous conversion," "treacherous friendship," "disgusting
+somersaulting," and the like. Next day, grown still more audacious, it
+had the hardihood to refer to the _Post_ as "The Plonny Neal organ."
+
+Now, of course, the reformatory had not been in any sense a burning
+public "issue." Measures like this, being solid and really important,
+seldom interest the people. There was not the smallest popular
+excitement over the legislature's conduct, or the _Post's_. The
+_Chronicle's_ venomous remarks were dismissed as the usual "newspaper
+scrap." All this West understood perfectly. Still, it was plain that a
+few enthusiasts, reformatory fanatics, were taking the first flush of
+disappointment rather hard. For himself, West reflected, he cared
+nothing about their clamor. Conscious of having performed an
+unparalleled service to his party, and thus to his State, he was willing
+to stand for a time the indignation of the ignorant, the obloquy of the
+malicious, even revolt and disloyalty among his own lieutenants. One
+day the truth about his disinterested patriotism would become known. For
+the present he would sit silent, calmly waiting at least until unjust
+resentment subsided and reason reasserted her sway.
+
+Many days passed, as it happened, before West and the Secretary of
+Charities met; six days before West and the Assistant Secretary met. On
+the sixth night, about half-past seven in the evening, he came
+unexpectedly face to face with Sharlee Weyland in the vestibule of Mrs.
+Byrd, Senior's, handsome house. In the days intervening, Sharlee's state
+of mind had remained very much where it was on the first morning: only
+now the tiny open corner of her mind had shrunk to imperceptible
+dimensions. Of West she entertained not the smallest doubt; and she
+greeted him like the excellent friend she knew him to be.
+
+There was a little dinner-dance at Mrs. Byrd's, for the season's
+_débutantes_. It became remembered as one of the most charming of all
+her charming parties. To the buds were added a sprinkling of older girls
+who had survived as the fittest, while among the swains a splendid
+catholicity as to age prevailed. A retinue of imported men, Caucasian at
+that, served dinner at six small tables, six at a table; the viands were
+fashioned to tickle tired epicures; there was vintage champagne such as
+kings quaff to pledge the comity of nations; Wissner's little band of
+artists, known to command its own price, divinely mingled melody with
+the rose-sweetness of the air. West, having dined beautifully, and
+lingered over coffee in the smoking-room among the last, emerged to find
+the polished floors crowded with an influx of new guests, come to
+enliven the dance. His was, as ever, a Roman progress; he stopped and
+was stopped everywhere; like a happy opportunist, he plucked the flowers
+as they came under his hand, and gayly whirled from one measure to
+another. So the glorious evening was half spent before, in an
+intermission, he found himself facing Sharlee Weyland, who was
+uncommonly well attended, imploring her hand for the approaching waltz.
+
+Without the smallest hesitation, Sharlee drew her ornamental pencil
+through the next name on her list, and ordered her flowers and fan
+transferred from the hands of Mr. Beverley Byrd to those of Mr. Charles
+Gardiner West.
+
+"Only," said she, thinking of her partners, "you'll have to hide me
+somewhere."
+
+With a masterful grace which others imitated, indeed, but could not
+copy, West extricated his lady from her gallants, and led her away to a
+pretty haven; not indeed, to a conservatory, since there was none, but
+to a bewitching nook under the wide stairway, all banked about with palm
+and fern and pretty flowering shrub. There they sat them down, unseeing
+and unseen, near yet utterly remote, while in the blood of West beat the
+intoxicating strains of Straus, not to mention the vintage champagne, to
+which he had taken a very particular fancy.
+
+All night, while the roses heard the flute, violin, bassoon, none in all
+the gay company had been gayer than Sharlee. Past many heads in the
+dining-room, West had watched her, laughing, radiant, sparkling as the
+wine itself, a pretty little lady of a joyous sweetness that never knew
+a care. In the dance, for he had watched her there, too, wondering, as
+she circled laughing by, whether she felt any lingering traces of pique
+with him, she had been the same: no girl ever wore a merrier heart. But
+a sudden change came now. In the friendly freedom of the green-banked
+alcove, Sharlee's gayety dropped from her like a painted mask, which,
+having amused the children, has done its full part. Against the back of
+the cushioned settle where they sat she leaned a weary head, and frankly
+let her fringed lids droop.
+
+At another time West might have been pleased by such candid evidences of
+confidence and intimacy, but not to-night. He felt that Sharlee, having
+advertised a delightful gayety by her manner, should now proceed to
+deliver it: it certainly was not for tired sweetness and disconcerting
+silences that he had sought this _tête-à-tête_. But at last his failure
+to arouse her on indifferent topics became too marked to be passed
+over; and then he said in a gentle voice:--
+
+"Confess, Miss Weyland. You're as tired as you can be."
+
+She turned her head, and smiled a little into his eyes. "Yes--you don't
+mind, do you?"
+
+"Indeed I do, though! You're going altogether too hard--working like a
+Trojan all day and dancing like a dryad all night. You'll break yourself
+down--indeed you will!"
+
+Hardly conscious of it herself, Sharlee had been waiting with a tense
+anxiety of which her face began to give signs, for him to speak. And now
+she understood that he would not speak; and she knew why.... How her
+heart warmed to him for his honorable silence in defense of his unworthy
+friend.
+
+But she herself was under no such restraint. "It isn't that," she said
+quickly. "It's the reformatory--I've worried myself sick over it."
+
+West averted his gaze; he saw that it had come, and in a peculiarly
+aggravated form. He recognized at once how impossible it would be to
+talk the matter over, in a calm and rational way, under such conditions
+as these. This little girl had brooded over it till the incident had
+assumed grotesque and fantastic proportions in her mind. She was seeing
+visions, having nightmares. In a soothing, sympathetic voice, he began
+consoling her with the thought that a postponement for two brief years
+was really not so serious, and that--
+
+"It isn't that!" she corrected him again, in the same voice. "That was
+pretty bad, but--what I have minded so much was M---- was the _Post's_
+desertion."
+
+West's troubled eyes fell. But some hovering imp of darkness instantly
+popped it into his head to ask: "Have you seen Queed?"
+
+"No," said Sharlee, colorlessly. "Not since--"
+
+"You--didn't know, then, that he has left the _Post?_"
+
+"Left the _Post!_" she echoed, with a face suddenly rigid. "No! Did he?
+Won't you tell me--?"
+
+West looked unhappily at the floor. "Well--I'd much rather not go into
+this now. But the fact is that he left because ... well, we had a
+difference of opinion as to that reformatory article."
+
+Sharlee turned hastily away, pretending to look for her fan. The sudden
+shutting of that tiny door had shot her through with unexpected pain.
+The last doubt fell now; all was plain. Mr. Queed had been discharged
+for writing an article which outraged his chief's sense of honor, that
+knightly young chief who still would not betray him by a word. The
+little door clicked; Sharlee turned the key upon it and threw away the
+key. And then she turned upon West a face so luminous with pure trust
+that it all but unsteadied him.
+
+To do West justice, it was not until his words had started caroming down
+the eternal halls of time, that their possible implication dawned upon
+him. His vague idea had been merely to give a non-committal summary of
+the situation to ease the present moment; this to be followed, at a more
+suitable time, by the calm and rational explanation he had always
+intended. But the magical effect of his chance words, entirely
+unexpected by him, was quite too delightful to be wiped out. To erase
+that look from the tired little lady's face by labored exposition and
+tedious statistic would be the height of clumsy unkindness. She had been
+unhappy; he had made her happy; that was all that was vital just now. At
+a later time, when she had stopped brooding over the thing and could see
+and discuss it intelligently, he would take her quietly and straighten
+the whole matter out for her.
+
+For this present, there was a look in her eyes which made a trip-hammer
+of his heart. Never had her face--less of the mere pretty young girl's
+than he had ever seen it, somewhat worn beneath its color, a little
+wistful under her smile--seemed to him so immeasurably sweet. In his
+blood Straus and the famous Verzenay plied their dizzying vocations.
+Suddenly he leaned forward, seeing nothing but two wonderful blue eyes,
+and his hand fell upon hers, with a grip which claimed her out of all
+the world.
+
+"Sharlee" he said hoarsely. "Don't you know that--"
+
+But he was, alas, summarily checked. At just that minute, outraged
+partners of Miss Weyland's espied and descended upon them with loud
+reproachful cries, and Charles Gardiner West's moment of superb
+impetuosity had flowered in nothing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At a little earlier hour on the same evening, in a dining-room a mile
+away, eight men met "without political significance" to elect a new set
+of officers for the city. A bit of red-tape legislation permitted the
+people to ratify the choices at a "primary," to be held some months
+later; but the election came now. Unanimously, and with little or no
+discussion, the eight men elected one of their own number, Mr. Meachy T.
+Bangor by name, to the office of Mayor of the City.
+
+One of them then referred humorously to Mr. Bangor as just the sort of
+progressive young reformer that suited _him_. Another suggested, more
+seriously, that they might have to allow for the genuine article some
+day. Plonny Neal, who sat at the head of the table, as being the wisest
+of them, said that the organization certainly must expect to knuckle to
+reform some day; perhaps in eight years, perhaps in twelve years,
+perhaps in sixteen.
+
+"Got your young feller all picked out, Plonny?" queried the Mayor elect,
+Mr. Bangor, with a wink around the room.
+
+Plonny denied that he had any candidate. Under pressure, however, he
+admitted having his eye on a certain youth, a "dark horse" who was
+little known at present, but who, in his humble judgment, was a coming
+man. Plonny said that this man was very young just now, but would be
+plenty old enough before they would have need of him.
+
+Mr. Bangor once more winked at the six. "Why, Plonny, I thought you were
+rooting for Charles Gardenia West."
+
+"Then there's two of ye," said Plonny, dryly, "he being the other one."
+
+He removed his unlighted cigar, and spat loudly into a tall brass
+cuspidor, which he had taken the precaution to place for just such
+emergencies.
+
+"Meachy," said Plonny, slowly, "I wouldn't give the job of dog-catcher
+to a man you couldn't trust to stand by his friends."
+
+
+
+
+XXVIII
+
+ _How Words can be like Blows, and Blue Eyes stab deep; how Queed
+ sits by a Bedside and reviews his Life; and how a Thought leaps at
+ him and will not down._
+
+
+In the first crushing burst of revelation, Queed had had a wild impulse
+to wash his hands of everything, and fly. He would pack Surface off to a
+hospital; dispose of the house; escape back to Mrs. Paynter's; forget
+his terrible knowledge, and finally bury it with Surface. His reason
+fortified the impulse at every point. He owed less than nothing to his
+father; he had not the slightest responsibility either toward him or for
+him; to acknowledge the relation between them would do no conceivable
+good to anybody. He would go back to the Scriptorium, and all would be
+as it had been before.
+
+But when the moment came either to go or to stay, another and deeper
+impulse rose against this one, and beat it down. Within him a voice
+whispered that though he might go back to the Scriptorium, he would
+never be as he had been before. Whether he acknowledged the relation or
+not, it was still there. And, in time, his reason brought forth material
+to fortify this impulse, too: it came out in brief, grim sentences which
+burned themselves into his mind. Surface was his father. To deny the
+primal blood-tie was not honorable. The sins of the fathers descended to
+the children. To suppress Truth was the crowning blasphemy.
+
+Queed did not go. He stayed, resolved, after a violent struggle--it was
+all over in the first hour of his discovery--to bear his burden,
+shouldering everything that his sonship involved.
+
+By day and by night the little house stood very quiet. Its secret
+remained inviolate; the young man was still Mr. Queed, the old one
+still Professor Nicolovius, who had suffered the last of his troublesome
+"strokes." Inside the darkened windows, life moved on silent heels. The
+doctor came, did nothing, and went. The nurse did nothing but stayed.
+Queed would have dismissed her at once, except that that would have been
+bad economy; he must keep his own more valuable time free for the
+earning of every possible penny. To run the house, he had, for the
+present, his four hundred and fifty dollars in bank, saved out of his
+salary. This, he figured, would last nine weeks. Possibly Surface would
+last longer than that: that remained to be seen.
+
+Late on a March afternoon, Queed finished a review article--his second
+since he had left the newspaper, four days before--and took it himself
+to the post-office. He wanted to catch the night mail for the North; and
+besides his body, jaded by two days' confinement, cried aloud for a
+little exercise. His fervent desire was to rush out all the articles
+that were in him, and get money for them back with all possible speed.
+But he knew that the market for this work was limited. He must find
+other work immediately; he did not care greatly what kind it was,
+provided only that it was profitable. Thoughts of ways and means, mostly
+hard thoughts, occupied his mind all the way downtown. And always it
+grew plainer to him how much he was going to miss, now of all times, his
+eighteen hundred a year from the _Post_.
+
+In the narrowest corridor of the post-office--like West in the Byrds'
+vestibule--he came suddenly face to face with Sharlee Weyland.
+
+The meeting was unwelcome to them both, and both their faces showed it.
+Sharlee had told herself, a thousand times in a week, that she never
+wanted to see Mr. Queed again. Queed had known, without telling himself
+at all, that he did not want to see Miss Weyland, not, at least, till he
+had more time to think. But Queed's dread of seeing the girl had nothing
+to do with what was uppermost in her mind--the _Post's_ treacherous
+editorial. Of course, West had long since made that right as he had
+promised, as he would have done with no promising. But--ought he to
+tell her now, or to wait?... And what would she say when she knew the
+whole shameful truth about him--knew that for nearly a year Surface
+Senior and Surface Junior, shifty father and hoodwinked son, had been
+living fatly on the salvage of her own plundered fortune?
+
+She would have passed him with a bow, but Queed, more awkward than she,
+involuntarily halted. The dingy gas-light, which happened to be behind
+him, fell full upon her face, and he said at once:--
+
+"How do you do?--not very well, I fear. You look quite used up--not well
+at all."
+
+Pride raised a red flag in her cheek. She lifted a great muff to her
+lips, and gave a little laugh.
+
+"Thank you. I am quite well."
+
+Continuing to gaze at her, he went ahead with customary directness:
+"Then I am afraid you have been taking--the reformatory too hard."
+
+"No, not the reformatory. It is something worse than that. I had a
+friend once," said Sharlee, muff to her lips, and her level eyes, upon
+him, "and he was not worthy."
+
+To follow out that thought was impossible, but Queed felt very sorry for
+West when he saw how she said it.
+
+"I'm sorry that you should have had this--to distress you. However--"
+
+"Isn't it rather late to think of that now? As to saying it--I should
+have thought that you would tell me of your sorrow immediately--or not
+at all."
+
+A long look passed between them. Down the corridor, on both sides of
+them, flowed a stream of people bent upon mails; but these two were
+alone in the world.
+
+"Have you seen West?" asked Queed, in a voice unlike his own.
+
+She made a little movement of irrepressible distaste.
+
+"Yes.... But you must not think that he told me. He is too kind, too
+honorable to betray his friend."
+
+He stared at her, reft of the power of speech.
+
+From under the wide hat, the blue eyes seemed to leap out and stab him;
+they lingered, turning the knife, while their owner appeared to be
+waiting for him to speak; and then with a final twist, they were pulled
+away, and Queed found himself alone in the corridor.
+
+He dropped his long envelope in the slot labeled _North_, and turned his
+footsteps toward Duke of Gloucester Street again.
+
+Within him understanding had broken painfully into flame. Miss Weyland
+believed that he was the author of the unforgivable editorial--_he_, who
+had so gladly given, first the best abilities he had, and then his
+position itself, to the cause of Eva Bernheimer. West had seen her, and
+either through deliberate falseness or his characteristic fondness for
+shying off from disagreeable subjects--Queed felt pretty sure it was the
+latter--had failed to reveal the truth. West's motives did not matter in
+the least. The terrible situation in which he himself had been placed
+was all that mattered, and that he must straighten out at once. What
+dumbness had seized his tongue just now he could not imagine. But it was
+plain that, however much he would have preferred not to see the girl at
+all, this meeting had made another one immediately necessary: he must
+see her at once, to-night, and clear himself wholly of this cruel
+suspicion. And yet ... he could never clear himself of her _having_
+suspected him; he understood that, and it seemed to him a terrible
+thing. No matter how humble her contrition, how abject her apologies,
+nothing could ever get back of what was written, or change the fact that
+she had believed him capable of that.
+
+The young man pursued his thoughts over three miles of city streets, and
+returned to the house of Surface.
+
+The hour was 6.30. He took the nurse's seat by the bedside of his father
+and sent her away to her dinner.
+
+There was a single gas-light in the sick-room, turned just high enough
+for the nurse to read her novels. The old man lay like a log, though
+breathing heavily; under the flickering light, his face looked ghastly.
+It had gone all to pieces; advanced old age had taken possession of it
+in a night. Moreover the truth about the auburn mustaches and goatee was
+coming out in snowy splotches; the fading dye showed a mottle of red and
+white not agreeable to the eye. Here was not merely senility, but
+ignoble and repulsive senility.
+
+His father!... his _father!_ O God! How much better to have sprung, as
+he once believed, from the honest loins of Tim Queed!
+
+The young man averted his eyes from the detestable face of his father,
+and let his thoughts turn inward upon himself. For the first time in all
+his years, he found himself able to trace his own life back to its
+source, as other men do. A flying trip to New York, and two hours with
+Tim Queed, had answered all questions, cleared up all doubts. First of
+all, it had satisfied him that there was no stain upon his birth.
+Surface's second marriage had been clandestine, but it was genuine; in
+Newark the young man found the old clergyman who had officiated at the
+ceremony. His mother, it seemed, had been Miss Floretta May Earle, a
+"handsome young opery singer," of a group, so Tim said, to which the
+gentleman, his father, had been very fond of giving his "riskay little
+bacheldore parties."
+
+Tim's story, in fact, was comprehensive at all points. He had been Mr.
+Surface's coachman and favorite servant in the heyday of the Southern
+apostate's metropolitan glories. About a year before the final
+catastrophe, Surface's affairs being then in a shaky condition, the
+servants had been dismissed, the handsome house sold, and the financier,
+in a desperate effort to save himself, had moved off somewhere to modest
+quarters in a side street. That was the last Tim heard of his old
+patron, till the papers printed the staggering news of his arrest. A few
+weeks later, Tim one day received a message bidding him come to see his
+former master in the Tombs.
+
+The disgraced capitalist's trial was then in its early stages, but he
+entertained not the smallest hope of acquittal. Broken and embittered,
+he confided to his faithful servant that, soon after the break-up of
+his establishment, he had quietly married a wife; that some weeks
+earlier she had presented him with a son; and that she now lay at the
+point of death with but remote chances of recovery. To supply her with
+money was impossible, for his creditors, he said, had not only swooped
+down like buzzards upon the remnant of his fortune, but were now
+watching his every move under the suspicion that he had managed to keep
+something back. All his friends had deserted him as though he were a
+leper, for his had been the unpardonable sin of being found out. In all
+the world there was no equal of whom he was not too proud to ask a
+favor.
+
+In short, he was about to depart for a long sojourn in prison, leaving
+behind a motherless, friendless, and penniless infant son. Would Tim
+take him and raise him as his own?
+
+While Tim hesitated over this amazing request, Surface leaned forward
+and whispered a few words in his ear. He _had_ contrived to secrete a
+little sum of money, a very small sum, but one which, well invested as
+it was, would provide just enough for the boy's keep. Tim was to receive
+twenty-five dollars monthly for his trouble and expense; Surface pledged
+his honor as a gentleman that he would find a way to smuggle this sum to
+him on the first of every month. Tim, being in straits at the time,
+accepted with alacrity. No, he could not say that Mr. Surface had
+exhibited any sorrow over the impending decease of his wife, or any
+affectionate interest in his son. In fact the ruined man seemed to
+regard the arrival of the little stranger--"the brat," as he called
+him--with peculiar exasperation. Tim gathered that he never expected or
+desired to see his son, whatever the future held, and that, having
+arranged for food and shelter, he meant to wash his hands of the whole
+transaction. The honest guardian's sole instructions were to keep mum as
+the grave; to provide the necessaries of life as long as the boy was
+dependent upon him; not to interfere with him in any way; but if he
+left, always to keep an eye on him, and stand ready to produce him on
+demand. To these things, and particularly to absolute secrecy, Tim was
+sworn by the most awful of oaths; and so he and his master parted. A
+week later a carriage was driven up to Tim's residence in the dead of
+the night, and a small bundle of caterwauling humankind was transferred
+from the one to the other. Such was the beginning of the life of young
+Queed. The woman, his mother, had died a day or two before, and where
+she had been buried Tim had no idea.
+
+So the years passed, while the Queeds watched with amazement the subtly
+expanding verification of the adage that blood will tell. For Mr.
+Surface, said Tim, had been a great scholard, and used to sit up to all
+hours reading books that Thomason, the butler, couldn't make head nor
+tail of; and so with Surface's boy. He was the strange duckling among
+chickens who, with no guidance, straightway plumed himself for the seas
+of printed knowledge. Time rolled on. When Surface was released from
+prison, as the papers announced, there occurred not the smallest change
+in the status of affairs; except that the monthly remittances now bore
+the name of Nicolovius, and came from Chicago or some other city in the
+west. More years passed; and at last, one day, after a lapse of nearly a
+quarter of a century, the unexpected happened, as it really will
+sometimes. Tim got a letter in a handwriting he knew well, instructing
+him to call next day at such-and-such a time and place.
+
+Tim was not disobedient to the summons. He called; and found, instead of
+the dashing young master he had once known, a soft and savage old man
+whom he at first utterly failed to recognize. Surface paced the floor
+and spoke his mind. It seemed that an irresistible impulse had led him
+back to his old home city; that he had settled and taken work there; and
+there meant to end his days. Under these circumstances, some deep-hidden
+instinct--a whim, the old man called it--had put it into his head to
+consider the claiming and final acknowledgment of his son. After all the
+Ishmaelitish years of bitterness and wandering, Surface's blood, it
+seemed, yearned for his blood. But under no circumstances, he told Tim,
+would he acknowledge his son before his death, since that would involve
+the surrender of his incognito; and not even then, so the old man swore,
+unless he happened to be pleased with the youth--the son of his body
+whom he had so utterly neglected through all these years. Therefore, his
+plan was to have the boy where they would meet as strangers; where he
+could have an opportunity to watch, weigh, and come to know him in the
+most casual way; and thereafter to act as he saw fit.
+
+So there, in the shabby lodging-house, the little scheme was hatched
+out. Surface undertook by his own means to draw his son, as the magnet
+the particle of steel, to his city. Tim, to whom the matter was sure to
+be broached, was to encourage the young man to go. But more than this:
+it was to be Tim's diplomatic task to steer him to the house where
+Surface, as Nicolovius, resided. Surface himself had suggested the
+device by which this was to be done; merely that Tim, mentioning the
+difficulties of the boarding-house question in a strange city, was to
+recall that through the lucky chance of having a cousin in this
+particular city, he knew of just the place: a house where accommodations
+were of the best, particularly for those who liked quiet for studious
+work, and prices ridiculously low. The little stratagem worked
+admirably. The address which Tim gave young Surface was the address of
+Mrs. Paynter's, where Surface Senior had lived for nearly three years.
+And so the young man had gone to his father, straight as a homing
+pigeon.
+
+How strange, how strange to look back on all this now!
+
+Half reclining in the nurse's chair, unseeing eyes on the shaded and
+shuttered window, for the fiftieth time Queed let his mind go back over
+his days at Mrs. Paynter's, reading them all anew in the light of his
+staggering knowledge. With three communications of the most fragmentary
+sort, his father had had his full will of his son. With six typewritten
+lines, he had drawn the young man to his side at his own good pleasure.
+Boarding-house gossip made it known that the son was in peril of
+ejectment for non-payment of board, and a twenty-dollar bill had been
+promptly transmitted--at some risk of discovery--to ease his stringency.
+Last came the mysterious counsel to make friends and to like people, the
+particular friends and people intended being consolidated, he could
+understand now, in the person of old Nicolovius. And that message out of
+the unknown had had its effect: Queed could see that now, at any rate.
+His father clearly had been satisfied with the result; he appeared as
+his father no more. Thenceforward he stalked his prey as
+Nicolovius--with what consummate skill and success!
+
+Oh, but did he not have a clever father, a stealthy, cunning, merciless
+father, soft-winged, foul-eyed, hungry-taloned, flitting noiselessly in
+circles, that grew ever and ever narrower, sure, and unfaltering to the
+final triumphant swoop! Or no--Rather a coiled and quiescent father,
+horrible-eyed, lying in slimy rings at the foot of the tree, basilisk
+gaze fixed upward, while the enthralled bird fluttered hopelessly down,
+twig by twig, ever nearer and nearer.
+
+But no--his metaphors were very bad; he was sentimentalizing,
+rhetorizing, a thing that he particularly abhorred. Not in any sense was
+he the pitiful prey of his father, the hawk or the snake. Rather was he
+glad that, after long doubt and perplexity, at last he knew. For that
+was the passion of all his chaste life: to know the truth and to face it
+without fear.
+
+Surface stirred slightly in his bed, and Queed, turning his eyes, let
+them rest briefly on that repulsive face. _His father_!... And he must
+wear that name and shoulder that infamy forevermore!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The nurse came back and relieved him of his vigil. He descended the
+stairs to his solitary dinner. And as he went, and while he lingered
+over food which he did not eat, his thoughts withdrew from his terrible
+inheritance to centre anew on the fact that, within an hour, he was to
+see Miss Weyland again.
+
+The prospect drew him while it even more strongly repelled.
+
+For a week he had hesitated, unable to convince himself that he was
+justified in telling Miss Weyland at once the whole truth about himself,
+his father, and her money. There was much on the side of delay. Surface
+might die at any moment, and this would relieve his son from the
+smallest reproach of betraying a confidence: the old man himself had
+said that everything was to be made known when he died. On the other
+hand Surface might get well, and if he did, he ought to be given a final
+chance to make the restitution himself. Besides this, there was the
+great uncertainty about the money. Queed had no idea how much it was, or
+where it was, or whether or not, upon Surface's death, he himself was to
+get it by bequest. But all through these doubts, passionately protesting
+against them, had run his own insistent feeling that it was not right to
+conceal the truth, even under such confused conditions--not, at least,
+from the one person who was so clearly entitled to know it. This feeling
+had reached a climax even before he met the girl this afternoon. Somehow
+that meeting had served to precipitate his decision. After all, Surface
+had had both his chance and his warning.
+
+That his sonship would make him detestable in Miss Weyland's sight was
+highly probable, but he could not let the fear of that keep him silent.
+His determination to tell her the essential facts had come now, at last,
+as a kind of corollary to his instant necessity of straightening out the
+reformatory situation. This latter necessity had dominated his thought
+ever since the chance meeting in the post-office. And as his mind
+explored the subject, it ramified, and grew more complicated and
+oppressive with every step of the way.
+
+It gradually became plain to him that, in clearing himself of
+responsibility for the _Post's_ editorial, he would have to put West in
+a very unpleasant position. He would have to convict him, not only of
+having written the perfidious article, but of having left another man
+under the reproach of having written it. But no; it could not be said
+that he was putting West in this position. West had put himself there.
+It was he who had written the article, and it was he who had kept silent
+about it. Every man must accept the responsibility for his own acts, or
+the world would soon be at sixes and sevens. In telling Miss Weyland the
+truth about the matter, as far as that went, he would be putting himself
+in an unpleasant position. Nobody liked to see one man "telling on"
+another. He did not like it himself, as he remembered, for instance, in
+the case of young Brown in the Blaines College hazing affair.
+
+Queed sat alone in the candle-lit dining-room, thinking things out. A
+brilliant idea came to him. He would telephone to West, explain the
+situation to him, and ask him to set it right immediately. West, of
+course, would do so. At the worst, he had only temporized with the
+issue--perhaps had lost sight of it altogether--and he would be shocked
+to learn of the consequences of his procrastination. He himself could
+postpone his call on Miss Weyland till to-morrow, leaving West to go
+to-night. Of course, however, nothing his former chief could do now
+would change the fact that Miss Weyland herself had doubted him.
+
+Undoubtedly, the interview would be a painful one for West. How serious
+an offense the girl considered the editorial had been plain in his own
+brief conversation with her. And West would have to acknowledge,
+further, that he had kept quiet about it for a week. Miss Weyland would
+forgive West, of course, but he could never be the same to her again. He
+would always have that spot. Queed himself felt that way about it. He
+had admired West more than any man he ever knew, more even than Colonel
+Cowles, but now he could never think very much of him again. He was
+quite sure that Miss Weyland was like that, too. Thus the matter began
+to grow very serious. For old Surface, who was always right about
+people, had said that West was the man that Miss Weyland meant to marry.
+
+Very gradually, for the young man was still a slow analyst where people
+were concerned, an irresistible conclusion was forced upon him.
+
+Miss Weyland would rather think that he had written the editorial than
+to know that West had written it.
+
+The thought, when he finally reached it, leapt up at him, but he pushed
+it away. However, it returned. It became like one of those swinging logs
+which hunters hang in trees to catch bears: the harder he pushed it
+away, the harder it swung back at him.
+
+He fully understood the persistence of this idea. It was the heart and
+soul of the whole question. He himself was simply Miss Weyland's friend,
+the least among many. If belief in his dishonesty had brought her
+pain--and he had her word for that--it was a hurt that would quickly
+pass. False friends are soon forgotten. But to West belonged the shining
+pedestal in the innermost temple of her heart. It would go hard with the
+little lady to find at the last moment this stain upon her lover's
+honor.
+
+He had only to sit still and say nothing to make her happy. That was
+plain. So the whole issue was shifted. It was not, as it had first
+seemed, merely a matter between West and himself. The real issue was
+between Miss Weyland and himself--between her happiness and his ... no,
+not his happiness--his self-respect, his sense of justice, his honor,
+his chaste passion for Truth, his ... yes, his happiness.
+
+Did he think most of Miss Weyland or of himself? That was what it all
+came down to. Here was the new demand that his acknowledgment of a
+personal life was making upon him, the supreme demand, it seemed, that
+any man's personal life could ever make upon him. For if, on the day
+when Nicolovius had suddenly revealed himself as Surface, he had been
+asked to give himself bodily, he was now asked to give himself
+spiritually--to give all that made him the man he was.
+
+From the stark alternative, once raised, there was no escape. Queed
+closed with it, and together they went down into deep waters.
+
+
+
+
+XXIX
+
+ _In which Queed's Shoulders can bear One Man's Roguery and
+ Another's Dishonor, and of what these Fardels cost him: how for the
+ Second Time in his Life he stays out of Bed to think._
+
+
+Sharlee, sitting upstairs, took the card from the tray and, seeing the
+name upon it, imperceptibly hesitated. But even while hesitating, she
+rose and turned to her dressing-table mirror.
+
+"Very well. Say that I'll be down in a minute."
+
+She felt nervous, she did not know why; chilled at her hands and cold
+within; she rubbed her cheeks vigorously with a handkerchief to restore
+to them some of the color which had fled. There was a slightly pinched
+look at the corners of her mouth, and she smiled at her reflection in
+the glass, somewhat artificially and elaborately, until she had chased
+it away. Undoubtedly she had been working too hard by day, and going too
+hard by night; she must let up, stop burning the candle at both ends.
+But she must see Mr. Queed, of course, to show him finally that no
+explanation could explain now. It came into her mind that this was but
+the third time he had ever been inside her house--the third, and it was
+the last.
+
+He had been shown into the front parlor, the stiffer and less friendly
+of the two rooms, and its effect of formality matched well with the
+temper of their greeting. By the obvious stratagem of coming down with
+book in one hand and some pretense at fancy-work in the other, Sharlee
+avoided shaking hands with him. Having served their purpose, the small
+burdens were laid aside upon the table. He had been standing, awaiting
+her, in the shadows near the mantel; the chair that he chanced to drop
+into stood almost under one of the yellow lamps; and when she saw his
+face, she hardly repressed a start. For he seemed to have aged ten
+years since he last sat in her parlor, and if she had thought his face
+long ago as grave as a face could be, she now perceived her mistake.
+
+The moment they were seated he began, in his usual voice, and with
+rather the air of having thought out in advance exactly what he was to
+say.
+
+"I have come again, after all, to talk only of definite things. In fact,
+I have something of much importance to tell you. May I ask that you will
+consider it as confidential for the present?"
+
+At the very beginning she was disquieted by the discovery that his gaze
+was steadier than her own. She was annoyingly conscious of looking away
+from him, as she said:--
+
+"I think you have no right to ask that of me."
+
+Surface's son smiled sadly. "It is not about--anything that you could
+possibly guess. I have made a discovery of--a business nature, which
+concerns you vitally."
+
+"A discovery?"
+
+"Yes. The circumstances are such that I do not feel that anybody should
+know of it just yet, but you. However--"
+
+"I think you must leave me to decide, after hearing you--"
+
+"I believe I will. I am not in the least afraid to do so. Miss Weyland,
+Henry G. Surface is alive."
+
+Her face showed how completely taken back she was by the introduction of
+this topic, so utterly remote from the subject she had expected of him.
+
+"Not only that," continued Queed, evenly--"he is within reach. Both
+he--and some property which he has--are within reach of the courts."
+
+"Oh! How do you know?... Where is he?"
+
+"For the present I am not free to answer those questions."
+
+There was a brief silence. Sharlee looked at the fire, the stirrings of
+painful memories betrayed in her eyes.
+
+"We knew, of course, that he might be still alive," she said slowly.
+"I--hope he is well and happy. But--we have no interest in him now.
+That is all closed and done with. As for the courts--I am sure that he
+has been punished already more than enough."
+
+"It is not a question of punishing him any more. You fail to catch my
+meaning, it seems. It has come to my knowledge that he has some money, a
+good deal of it--"
+
+"But you cannot have imagined that I would want his money?"
+
+"His money? He has none. It is all yours. That is why I am telling you
+about it."
+
+"Oh, but that can't be possible. I don't understand."
+
+Sitting upright in his chair, as businesslike as an attorney, Queed
+explained how Surface had managed to secrete part of the embezzled
+trustee funds, and had been snugly living on it ever since his release
+from prison.
+
+"The exact amount is, at present, mere guesswork. But I think it will
+hardly fall below fifty thousand dollars, and it may run as high as a
+hundred thousand. I learn that Mr. Surface thinks, or pretends to think,
+that this money belongs to him. He is, needless to say, wholly mistaken.
+I have taken the liberty of consulting a lawyer about it, of course
+laying it before him as a hypothetical case. I am advised that when Mr.
+Surface was put through bankruptcy, he must have made a false statement
+in order to withhold this money. Therefore, that settlement counts for
+nothing, except to make him punishable for perjury now. The money is
+yours whenever you apply for it. That--"
+
+"Oh--but I shall not apply for it. I don't want it, you see."
+
+"It is not a question of whether you want it or not. It is yours--in
+just the way that the furniture in this room is yours. You simply have
+no right to evade it."
+
+Through all the agitation she felt in the sudden dragging out of this
+long-buried subject, his air of dictatorial authority brought the blood
+to her cheek.
+
+"I have a right to evade it, in the first place, and in the second, I am
+not evading it at all. He took it; I let him keep it. That is the whole
+situation. I don't want it--I couldn't touch it--"
+
+"Well, don't decide that now. There would be no harm, I suppose, in your
+talking with your mother about it--even with some man in whose judgment
+you have confidence. You will feel differently when you have had time to
+think it over. Probably it--"
+
+"Thinking it over will make not the slightest difference in the way I
+feel--"
+
+"Perhaps it would if you stopped thinking about it from a purely selfish
+point of view. Other--"
+
+"_What_?"
+
+"I say," he repeated dryly, "that you should stop thinking of the matter
+from a purely selfish point of view. Don't you know that that is what
+you are doing? You are thinking only whether or not you, personally,
+desire this money. Well, other people have an interest in the question
+besides you. There is your mother, for example. Why not consider it from
+her standpoint? Why not consider it from--well, from the standpoint of
+Mr. Surface?"
+
+"Of Mr. Surface?"
+
+"Certainly. Suppose that in his old age he has become penitent, and
+wants to do what he can to right the old wrong. Would you refuse him
+absolution by declining to accept your own money?"
+
+"I think it will be time enough to decide that when Mr. Surface asks me
+for absolution."
+
+"Undoubtedly. I have particularly asked, you remember, that you do not
+make up your mind to anything now."
+
+"But you," said she, looking at him steadily enough now--"I don't
+understand how you happen to be here apparently both as my counselor and
+Mr. Surface's agent."
+
+"I have a right to both capacities, I assure you."
+
+"Or--have you a habit of being--?"
+
+She left her sentence unended, and he finished it for her in a colorless
+voice.
+
+"Of being on two sides of a fence, perhaps you were about to say?"
+
+She made no reply.
+
+"That is what you were going to say, isn't it?"
+
+"Yes, I started to say that," she answered, "and then I thought better
+of it."
+
+She spoke calmly; but she was oddly disquieted by his fixed gaze, and
+angry with herself for feeling it.
+
+"I will tell you," said he, "how I happen to be acting in both
+capacities."
+
+The marks of his internal struggle broke through upon his face. For the
+first time, it occurred to Sharlee, as she looked at the new markings
+about his straight-cut mouth, that this old young man whom she had
+commonly seen so matter-of-fact and self-contained, might be a person of
+stronger emotions than her own. After all, what did she really know
+about him?
+
+As if to answer her, his controlled voice spoke.
+
+"Mr. Surface is my father. I am his son."
+
+She smothered a little cry. "_Your father_!"
+
+"My name," he said, with a face of stone, "is Henry G. Surface, Jr."
+
+"Your father!" she echoed lifelessly.
+
+Shocked and stunned, she turned her head hurriedly away; her elbow
+rested on the broad chair-arm, and her chin sank into her hand.
+Surface's son looked at her. It was many months since he had learned to
+look at her as at a woman, and that is knowledge that is not unlearned.
+His eyes rested upon her piled-up mass of crinkly brown hair; upon the
+dark curtain of lashes lying on her cheek; upon the firm line of the
+cheek, which swept so smoothly into the white neck; upon the rounded
+bosom, now rising and falling so fast; upon the whole pretty little
+person which could so stir him now to undreamed depths of his being....
+No altruism here, Fifi; no self-denial to want to make _her_ happy.
+
+He began speaking quietly.
+
+"I can't tell you now how I found out all this. It is a long story; you
+will hear it all some day. But the facts are all clear. I have been to
+New York and seen Tim Queed. It is--strange, is it not? Do you remember
+that afternoon in my office, when I showed you the letters from him? We
+little thought--"
+
+"Oh me!" said Sharlee. "Oh me!"
+
+She rose hastily and walked away from him, unable to bear the look on
+his face. For a pretense of doing something, she went to the fire and
+poked aimlessly at the glowing coals.
+
+As on the afternoon of which he spoke, waves of pity for the little
+Doctor's worse than fatherlessness swept through her; only these waves
+were a thousand times bigger and stormier than those. How hardly he
+himself had taken his sonship she read in the strange sadness of his
+face. She dared not let him see how desperately sorry for him she felt;
+the most perfunctory phrase might betray her. Her knowledge of his
+falseness stood between them like a wall; blindly she struggled to keep
+it staunch, not letting her rushing pity undermine and crumble it. He
+had been false to her, like his father. Father and son, they had
+deceived and betrayed her; honor and truth were not in them.
+
+"So you see," the son was saying, "I have a close personal interest in
+this question of the money. Naturally it--means a good deal to me
+to--have as much of it as possible restored. Of course there is a great
+deal which--he took, and which--we are not in position to restore at
+present. I will explain later what is to be done about that--"
+
+"Oh, don't!" she begged. "I never want to see or hear of it again."
+
+Suddenly she turned upon him, aware that her self-control was going, but
+unable for her life to repress the sympathy for him which welled up
+overwhelmingly from her heart.
+
+"Won't you tell me something more about it? Please do! Where is he? Have
+you seen him--?"
+
+"I cannot tell you--"
+
+"Oh, I will keep your confidence. You asked me if I would. I
+will--won't you tell me? Is he here--in the city--?"
+
+"You must not ask me these questions," he said with some evidence of
+agitation.
+
+But even as he spoke, he saw knowledge dawn painfully on her face. His
+shelter, after all, was too small; once her glance turned that way, once
+her mind started upon conjectures, discovery had been inevitable.
+
+"Oh!" she cried, in a choked voice.... "It is Professor Nicolovius!"
+
+He looked at her steadily; no change passed over his face. When all was
+said, he was glad to have the whole truth out; and he knew the secret to
+be as safe with her as with himself.
+
+"No one must know," he said sadly, "until his death. That is not far
+away, I think."
+
+She dropped into a chair, and suddenly buried her face in her hands.
+
+Surface's son had risen with her, but he did not resume his seat. He
+stood looking down at her bowed head, and the expression in his eyes, if
+she had looked up and captured it, might have taken her completely by
+surprise.
+
+His chance, indeed, had summoned him, though not for the perfect
+sacrifice. Circumstance had crushed out most of the joy of giving. For,
+first, she had suspected him, which nothing could ever blot out; and
+now, when she knew the truth about him, there could hardly be much left
+for him to give. It needed no treacherous editorial to make her hate the
+son of his father; their friendship was over in any case.
+
+Still, it was his opportunity to do for her something genuine and large;
+to pay in part the debt he owed her--the personal and living debt, which
+was so much greater than the dead thing of principal and interest.
+
+No, no. It was not endurable that this proud little lady, who kept her
+head so high, should find at the last moment, this stain upon her
+lover's honor.
+
+She dropped her hands and lifted a white face.
+
+"And you--" she began unsteadily, but checked herself and went on in a
+calmer voice. "And you--after what he has done to you, too--you are
+going to stand by him--take his name--accept that inheritance--_be_ his
+son?"
+
+"What else is there for me to do?"
+
+Their eyes met, and hers were hurriedly averted.
+
+"Don't you think," he said, "that that is the only thing to do?"
+
+Again she found it impossible to endure the knowledge of his fixed gaze.
+She rose once more and stood at the mantel, her forehead leaned against
+her hand upon it, staring unseeingly down into the fire.
+
+"How can I tell you how fine a thing you are doing--how big--and
+splendid--when--"
+
+A dark red color flooded his face from neck to forehead; it receded
+almost violently leaving him whiter than before.
+
+"Not at all! Not in the least!" he said, with all his old impatience. "I
+could not escape if I would."
+
+She seemed not to hear him. "How can I tell you that--and about how
+sorry I am--when all the time it seems that I can think only
+of--something else!"
+
+"You are speaking of the reformatory," he said, with bracing directness.
+
+There followed a strained silence.
+
+"Oh," broke from her--"how could you bear to do it?"
+
+"Don't you see that we cannot possibly discuss it? It is a question of
+one's honor--isn't it? It is impossible that such a thing could be
+argued about."
+
+"But--surely you have something to say--some explanation to make! Tell
+me. You will not find me--a hard judge."
+
+"I'm sorry," he said brusquely, "but I can make no explanation."
+
+She was conscious that he stood beside her on the hearth-rug. Though her
+face was lowered and turned from him, the eye of her mind held perfectly
+the presentment of his face, and she knew that more than age had gone
+over it since she had seen it last. Had any other man in the world but
+West been in the balance, she felt that, despite his own words, she
+could no longer believe him guilty. And even as it was--how could that
+conceivably be the face of a man who--
+
+"Won't you shake hands?"
+
+Turning, she gave him briefly the tips of fingers cold as ice. As their
+hands touched, a sudden tragic sense overwhelmed him that here was a
+farewell indeed. The light contact set him shaking; and for a moment his
+iron self-control, which covered torments she never guessed at, almost
+forsook him.
+
+"Good-by. And may that God of yours who loves all that is beautiful and
+sweet be good to you--now and always."
+
+She made no reply; he wheeled, abruptly, and left her. But on the
+threshold he was checked by the sound of her voice.
+
+The interview, from the beginning, had profoundly affected her; these
+last words, so utterly unlike his usual manner of speech, had shaken her
+through and through. For some moments she had been miserably aware that,
+if he would but tell her everything and throw himself on her mercy, she
+would instantly forgive him. And now, when she saw that she could not
+make him do that, she felt that tiny door, which she had thought
+double-locked forever, creaking open, and heard herself saying in a
+small, desperate voice:--
+
+"_You did write it, didn't you_?"
+
+But he paused only long enough to look at her and say, quite
+convincingly:--
+
+"You need hardly ask that--now--need you?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He went home, to his own bedroom, lit his small student-lamp, and sat
+down at his table to begin a new article. The debt of money which was
+his patrimony required of him that he should make every minute tell now.
+
+In old newspaper files at the State Library, he had found the facts of
+his father's defalcations. The total embezzlement from the Weyland
+estate, allowing for $14,000 recovered in the enforced settlement of
+Surface's affairs, stood at $203,000. But that was twenty-seven years
+ago, and in all this time interest had been doubling and redoubling:
+simple interest, at 4%, brought it to $420,000; compound interest to
+something like $500,000, due at the present moment. Against this could
+be credited only his father's "nest-egg"--provided always that he could
+find it--estimated at not less than $50,000. That left his father's son
+staring at a debt of $450,000, due and payable now. It was of course,
+utterly hopeless. The interest on that sum alone was $18,000 a year, and
+he could not earn $5000 a year to save his immortal soul.
+
+So the son knew that, however desperately he might strive, he would go
+to his grave more deeply in debt to Sharlee Weyland than he stood at
+this moment. But of course it was the trying that chiefly counted. The
+fifty thousand dollars, which he would turn over to her as soon as he
+got it--how he was counting on a sum as big as that!--would be a help;
+so would the three or four thousand a year which he counted on paying
+toward keeping down the interest. This money in itself would be a good.
+But much better than that, it would stand as a gage that the son
+acknowledged and desired to atone for his father's dishonor.
+
+His book must stand aside now--it might be forever. Henceforward he must
+count his success upon a cash-register. But to-night his pencil labored
+and dragged. What he wrote he saw was not good. He could do harder
+things than force himself to sit at a table and put writing upon paper;
+but over the subtler processes of his mind, which alone yields the rich
+fruit, no man is master. In an hour he put out his lamp, undressed in
+the dark, and went to bed.
+
+He lay on his back in the blackness, and in all the world he could find
+nothing to think about but Sharlee Weyland.
+
+Of all that she had done for him, in a personal way, he had at least
+tried to give her some idea; he was glad to remember that now. And now
+at the last, when he was nearer worthy than ever before, she had turned
+him out because she believed that he had stooped to dishonor. She would
+have forgiven his sonship; he had been mistaken about that. She had felt
+sympathy and sorrow for Henry Surface's son, and not repulsion, for he
+had read it in her face. But she could not forgive him a personal
+dishonor. And he was glad that, so believing, she would do as she had
+done; it was the perfect thing to do; to demand honor without a blemish,
+or to cancel all. Never had she stood so high in his fancy as now when
+she had ordered him out of her life. His heart leapt with the knowledge
+that, though she would never know it, he was her true mate there, in
+their pure passion for Truth.
+
+Whatever else might or might not have been, the knowledge remained with
+him that she herself had suspected and convicted him. In all that
+mattered their friendship had ended there. Distrust was unbearable
+between friends. It was a flaw in his little lady that she could believe
+him capable of baseness.... But not an unforgivable flaw, it would seem,
+since every hour that he had spent in her presence had become roses and
+music in his memory, and the thought that he would see her no more
+stabbed ceaselessly at his heart.
+
+Yes, Surface's son knew very well what was the matter with him now. The
+knowledge pulled him from his bed to a seat by the open window; dragged
+him from his chair to send him pacing on bare feet up and down his
+little bedroom, up and down, up and down; threw him later, much later,
+into his chair again, to gaze out, quiet and exhausted, over the
+sleeping city.
+
+He had written something of love in his time. In his perfect scheme of
+human society, he had diagnosed with scientific precision the instinct
+of sex attraction implanted in man's being for the most obvious and
+grossly practical of reasons: an illusive candle-glow easily lit,
+quickly extinguished when its uses were fulfilled. And lo, here was love
+tearing him by the throat till he choked; an exquisite torture, a
+rampant passion, a devastating flame, that most glorified when it burned
+most deeply, aroar and ablaze forevermore.
+
+He sat by the window and looked out over the sleeping city.
+
+By slow degrees, he had allowed himself to be drawn from his academic
+hermitry into contact with the visible life around him. And everywhere
+that he had touched life, it had turned about and smitten him. He had
+meant to be a great editor of the _Post_ some day, and the _Post_ had
+turned him out with a brand of dishonor upon his forehead. He had tried
+to befriend a friendless old man, and he had acquired a father whose
+bequest was a rogue's debt, and his name a byword and a hissing. He had
+let himself be befriended by a slim little girl with a passion for Truth
+and enough blue eyes for two, and the price of that contact was this
+pain in his heart which would not be still ... which would not be still.
+
+Yet he would not have had anything different, would not have changed
+anything if he could. He was no longer the pure scientist in the
+observatory, but a bigger and better thing, a man ... A man down in the
+thick of the hurly-burly which we call This Life, and which, when all is
+said, is all that we certainly know. Not by pen alone, but also by body
+and mind and heart and spirit, he had taken his man's place in Society.
+And as for this unimagined pain that strung his whole being upon the
+thumb-screw, it was nothing but the measure of the life he had now, and
+had it more abundantly. Oh, all was for the best, all as it should be.
+He knew the truth about living at last, and it is the truth that makes
+men free.
+
+
+
+
+XXX
+
+ _Death of the Old Professor, and how Queed finds that his List of
+ Friends has grown; a Last Will and Testament; Exchange of Letters
+ among Prominent Attorneys, which unhappily proves futile._
+
+
+On the merriest, maddest day in March, Henry G. Surface, who had
+bitterly complained of earthly justice, slipped away to join the
+invisible procession which somewhere winds into the presence of the
+Incorruptible Judge. He went with his lips locked. At the last moment
+there had been faint signs of recurring consciousness; the doctor had
+said that there was one chance in a hundred that the dying man might
+have a normal moment at the end. On this chance his son had said to the
+nurse, alone with him in the room:--
+
+"Will you kindly leave me with him a moment? If he should be conscious
+there is a private question of importance that I must ask him."
+
+She left him. The young man knelt down by the bedside, and put his lips
+close to the old man's ear. Vainly he tried to drive his voice into that
+stilled consciousness, and drag from his father the secret of the
+hiding-place of his loot.
+
+"Father!" he said, over and over. "Father! _Where is the money?_"
+
+There was no doubt that the old man stirred a little. In the dim light
+of the room it seemed to his son that his right eye half opened, leaving
+the other closed in a ghastly parody of a wink, while the upper lip drew
+away from the strong teeth like an evil imitation of the old bland
+sneer. But that was all.
+
+So Surface died, and was gathered to his fathers. The embargo of secrecy
+was lifted; and the very first step toward righting the ancient wrong
+was to let the full facts be known. Henry G. Surface, Jr., took this
+step, in person, by at once telephoning all that was salient to the
+_Post_. Brower Williams, the _Post's_ city editor, at the other end of
+the wire, called the name of his God in holy awe at the dimensions of
+the scoop thus dropped down upon him as from heaven; and implored the
+Doc, for old time's sake, by all that he held most sacred and most dear,
+to say not a word till the evening papers were out, thus insuring the
+sensation for the _Post_.
+
+Mr. Williams's professional appraisement of the scoop proved not
+extravagant. The _Post's_ five columns next morning threw the city into
+something like an uproar. It is doubtful if you would not have to go
+back to the '60's to find a newspaper story which eclipsed this one in
+effect. For a generation, the biography of Henry G. Surface had had, in
+that city and State, a quality of undying interest, and the sudden
+denouement, more thrilling than any fiction, captured the imagination of
+the dullest. Nothing else was mentioned at any breakfast-table where a
+morning paper was taken that day; hardly anything for many breakfasts to
+follow. In homes containing boys who had actually studied Greek under
+the mysterious Professor Nicolovius at Mimer's School, discussion grew
+almost hectic; while at Mrs. Paynter's, where everybody was virtually a
+leading actor in the moving drama, the excitement closely approached
+delirium.
+
+Henry G. Surface, Jr., was up betimes on the morning after his father's
+death--in fact, as will appear, he had not found time to go to bed at
+all--and the sensational effects of the _Post's_ story were not lost
+upon him. As early as seven o'clock, a knot of people had gathered in
+front of the little house on Duke of Gloucester Street, staring
+curiously at the shut blinds, and telling each other, doubtless, how
+well they had known the dead man. When young Surface came out of the
+front door, an awed hush fell upon them; he was aware of their nudges,
+and their curious but oddly respectful stare. And this, at the very
+beginning, was typical of the whole day; wherever he went, he found
+himself an object of the frankest public curiosity. But all of this
+interest, he early discovered, was neither cool nor impersonal.
+
+To begin with, there was the _Post's_ story itself. As he hurried
+through it very early in the morning, the young man was struck again and
+again with the delicacy of the phrasing. And gradually it came to him
+that the young men of the _Post_ had made very special efforts to avoid
+hurting the feelings of their old associate and friend the Doc. This
+little discovery had touched him unbelievably. And it was only part with
+other kindness that came to him to soften that first long day of his
+acknowledged sonship. Probably the sympathy extended to him from various
+sources was not really so abundant, but to him, having looked for
+nothing, it was simply overwhelming. All day, it seemed to him, his
+door-bell and telephone rang, all day unexpected people of all sorts and
+conditions stopped him on the street--only to tell him, in many ways and
+sometimes without saying a word about it, that they were sorry.
+
+The very first of them to come was Charles Gardiner West, stopping on
+his way to the office, troubled, concerned, truly sympathetic, to
+express, in a beautiful and perfect way, his lasting interest in his
+one-time assistant. Not far behind him had come Mr. Hickok, the director
+who looked like James E. Winter, who had often chatted with the
+assistant editor in times gone by, and who spoke confidently of the day
+when he would come back to the _Post_. Beverley Byrd had come, too,
+manly and friendly; Plonny Neal, ill at ease for once in his life; Evan
+Montague, of the _Post_, had asked to be allowed to make the
+arrangements for the funeral; Buck Klinker had actually made those
+arrangements. Better than most of these, perhaps, were the young men of
+the Mercury, raw, embarrassed, genuine young men, who, stopping him on
+the street, did not seem to know why they stopped him, who, lacking
+West's verbal felicity, could do nothing but take his hand, hot with the
+fear that they might be betrayed into expressing any feeling, and
+stammer out: "Doc, if you want anything--why dammit, Doc--you call on
+_me_, hear?"
+
+Best of all had been Buck Klinker--Buck, who had made him physically,
+who had dragged him into contact with life over his own protests, who
+had given him the first editorial he ever wrote that was worth
+reading--Buck, the first real friend he had ever had. It was to Buck
+that he had telephoned an hour after his father's death, for he needed
+help of a practical sort at once, and his one-time trainer was the man
+of all men to give it to him. Buck had come, constrained and silent; he
+was obviously awed by the Doc's sudden emergence into stunning
+notoriety. To be Surface's son was, to him, like being the son of
+Iscariot and Lucrezia Borgia. On the other hand, he was aware that, of
+Klinkers and Queeds, a Surface might proudly say: "There are no such
+people." So he had greeted his friend stiffly as Mr. Surface, and was
+amazed at the agitation with which that usually impassive young man had
+put a hand upon his shoulder and said: "I'm the same Doc always to you,
+Buck, only now I'm Doc Surface instead of Doc Queed." After that
+everything had been all right. Buck had answered very much after the
+fashion of the young men of the Mercury, and then rushed off to arrange
+for the interment, and also to find for Doc Surface lodgings somewhere
+which heavily undercut Mrs. Paynter's modest prices.
+
+The sudden discovery that he was not alone in the world, that he had
+friends in it, real friends who believed in him and whom nothing could
+ever take away, shook the young man to the depths of his being. Was not
+this compensation for everything? Never had he imagined that people
+could be so kind; never had he dreamed that people's kindness could mean
+so much to him. In the light of this new knowledge, it seemed to him
+that the last scales fell from his eyes ... Were not these friendships,
+after all, the best work of a man's life? Did he place a higher value
+even on his book itself, which, it seemed, he might never finish now?
+
+And now there returned to him something that the dead old Colonel had
+told him long ago, and to-day he saw it for truth. However his father
+had wronged him, he would always have this, at least, to bless his
+memory for. For it was his father who had called him to live in this
+city where dwelt, as the strong voice that was now still had said, the
+kindest and sweetest people in the world.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Henry G. Surface died at half-past two o'clock on the afternoon of March
+24. At one o'clock that night, while the _Post's_ startling story was
+yet in process of the making, his son stood at the mantel in Surface's
+sitting-room, and looked over the wreck that his hands had made. That
+his father's treasures were hidden somewhere here he had hardly
+entertained a doubt. Yet he had pulled the place all to pieces without
+finding a trace of them.
+
+The once pretty sitting-room looked, indeed, as if a tornado had struck
+it. The fireplace was a litter of broken brick and mortar; half the
+floor was ripped up and the boards flung back anyhow; table drawers and
+bookcases had been ransacked, and looked it; books rifled in vain were
+heaped in disorderly hummocks wherever there was room for them;
+everywhere a vandal hand had been, leaving behind a train of devastation
+and ruin.
+
+And it had all been fruitless. He had been working without pause since
+half-past six o'clock, and not the smallest clue had rewarded him.
+
+It was one of those interludes when early spring demonstrates that she
+could play August convincingly had she a mind to. The night was
+stifling. That the windows had to be shut tight, to deaden the noise of
+loosening brick and ripping board, made matters so much the worse.
+Surface was stripped to the waist, and it needed no second glance at
+him, as he stood now, to see that he was physically competent. There was
+no one-sided over-development here; Klinker's exercises, it will be
+remembered, were for all parts of the body. Shoulders stalwart, but not
+too broad, rounded beautifully into the upper arm; the chest swelled
+like a full sail; many a woman in that town had a larger waist. Never he
+moved but muscle flowed and rippled under the shining skin; he raised
+his right hand to scratch his left ear, and the hard blue biceps leaped
+out like a live thing. In fact, it had been some months since the young
+man had first entertained the suspicion that he could administer that
+thrashing to Mr. Pat whenever he felt inclined. Only it happened that he
+and Mr. Pat had become pretty good friends now, and it was the
+proof-reader's boast that he had never once made a bull in "Mr. Queed's
+copy" since the day of the famous fleas.
+
+In the quiet night the young man stood resting from his labors, and
+taking depressed thought. He was covered with grime and streaked with
+sweat; a ragged red stripe on his cheek, where a board had bounced up
+and struck him, detracted nothing from the sombreness of his appearance.
+Somewhere, valuable papers waited to be found; bank-books, certainly;
+very likely stock or bonds or certificates of deposit; please God, a
+will. Somewhere--but where? From his father's significant remark during
+their last conversation, he would have staked his life that all these
+things were here, in easy reach. And yet--
+
+Standing precariously on the loose-piled bricks of the fireplace, he
+looked over the ravaged room. He felt profoundly discouraged. Success in
+this search meant more to him than he liked to think about, and now his
+chance of success had shrunk to the vanishing point. The bowels of the
+room lay open before his eye, and there was no hiding-place in them. He
+knew of nowhere else to look. The cold fear seized him that the money
+and the papers were hidden beyond his finding--that they lay tucked away
+in some safety-deposit vault in New York, where his eye would never hunt
+them out.
+
+Surface's son leaned against the elaborate mantel, illimitably weary. He
+shifted his position ever so little; and thereupon luck did for him what
+reason would never have done. The brick on which his right foot rested
+turned under his weight and he lost his foothold. To save himself, he
+caught the mantel-top with both hands, and the next moment pitched
+heavily backward to the floor.
+
+The mantel, in fact, had come off in his hands. It pitched to the floor
+with him, speeding his fall, thumping upon his chest like a vigorous
+adversary. But the violence of his descent only made him the more
+sharply aware that this strange mantel had left its moorings as though
+on greased rollers.
+
+His heart playing a sudden drum-beat, he threw the carven timber from
+him and bounded to his feet. The first flying glance showed him the
+strange truth: his blundering feet had marvelously stumbled into his
+father's arcana. For he looked, not at an unsightly mass of splintered
+laths and torn wall-paper and shattered plaster, but into as neat a
+little cupboard as a man could wish.
+
+The cupboard was as wide as the mantel itself; lined and ceiled with a
+dark red wood which beautifully threw back the glare of the dancing
+gas-jet. It was half-full of things, old books, letters, bundles of
+papers held together with rubber bands, canvas bags--all grouped and
+piled in the most orderly way about a large tin dispatch-box. This box
+drew the young man's gaze like a sudden shout; he was hardly on his feet
+before he had sprung forward and jerked it out. Instantly the
+treacherous bricks threw him again; sprawled on the floor he seized one
+of them and smashed through the hasp at a blow.
+
+Bit by bit the illuminating truth came out. In all his own calculations,
+close and exact as he had thought them, he had lost sight of one simple
+but vital fact. In the years that he had been in prison, his father had
+spent no money beyond the twenty-five dollars a month to Tim Queed; and
+comparatively little in the years of his wanderings. In all this time
+the interest upon his "nest-egg" had been steadily accumulating. Five
+per cent railroad bonds, and certificates of deposit in four different
+banks, were the forms in which the money had been tucked away, by what
+devilish cleverness could only be imagined. But the simple fact was that
+his father had died worth not less than two hundred thousand dollars and
+probably more. And this did not include the house, which, it appeared,
+his father had bought, and not leased as he said; nor did it include
+four thousand four hundred dollars in gold and banknotes which he found
+in the canvas sacks after his first flying calculation was made.
+
+Early in the morning, when the newsboys were already crying the _Post_
+upon the streets, young Henry Surface came at last upon the will. It was
+very brief, but entirely clear and to the point. His father had left to
+him without conditions, everything of which he died possessed. The will
+was dated in June of the previous summer--he recalled a two days'
+absence of his father's at that time--and was witnessed, in a villainous
+hand, by Timothy Queed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There were many formalities to be complied with, and some of them would
+take time. But within a week matters were on a solid enough footing to
+warrant a first step; and about this time Sharlee Weyland read, at her
+breakfast-table one morning, a long letter which surprised and disturbed
+her very much.
+
+The letter came from a well-known firm of attorneys. At great length it
+rehearsed the misfortunes that had befallen the Weyland estate, through
+the misappropriations of the late Henry G. Surface. But the gist of this
+letter, briefly put, was that the late Henry G. Surface had died
+possessed of a property estimated to be worth two hundred thousand
+dollars, either more or less; that this property was believed to be
+merely the late trustee's appropriations from the Weyland estate, with
+accrued interest; that "our client Mr. Henry G. Surface, Jr., heir by
+will to his father's ostensible property," therefore purposed to pay
+over this sum to the Weyland estate, as soon as necessary formalities
+could be complied with; and that, further, our client, Mr. Henry G.
+Surface, Jr., assumed personal responsibility "for the residue due to
+your late father's estate, amounting to one hundred and seventeen
+thousand dollars, either more or less, with interest since 1881; and
+this debt, he instructs us to say, he will discharge from time to time,
+as his own resources will permit."
+
+So wrote Messrs. Blair and Jamieson to Miss Charlotte Lee Weyland,
+congratulating her, "in conclusion, upon the strange circumstances which
+have brought you, after so long an interval, justice and restitution,"
+and begging to remain very respectfully hers. To which letter after four
+days' interval, they received the following reply:
+
+ Messrs. Blair & Jamieson,
+ Commonwealth Building,
+ City.
+
+ DEAR SIRS:--
+
+ Our client, Miss C.L. Weyland, of this city, instructs us to advise
+ you, in reply to your letter of the 4th inst., directed to her,
+ that, while thanking you for the expression of intention therein
+ contained anent the property left by the late Henry G. Surface, and
+ very cordially appreciating the spirit actuating Mr. Henry G.
+ Surface, Jr., in the matter, she nevertheless feels herself without
+ title or claim to said property, and therefore positively declines
+ to accept it, in whole or in any part.
+
+ Respectfully yours,
+
+ AMPERSAND, BOLLING AND BYRD.
+
+A more argumentative and insistent letter from Messrs. Blair and
+Jamieson was answered with the same brief positiveness by Messrs.
+Ampersand, Bolling and Byrd. Thereafter, no more communications were
+exchanged by the attorneys. But a day or two after her second refusal,
+Sharlee Weyland received another letter about the matter of dispute,
+this time a more personal one. The envelope was directed in a small neat
+hand which she knew very well; she had first seen it on sheets of yellow
+paper in Mrs. Paynter's dining-room. The letter said:
+
+ DEAR Miss WEYLAND:---
+
+ Your refusal to allow my father's estate to restore to you, so far
+ as it can, the money which it took from you, and thus to right, in
+ part, a grave wrong, is to me a great surprise and disappointment.
+ I had not thought it possible that you, upon due reflection, could
+ take a position the one obvious effect of which is to keep a son
+ permanently under the shadow of his father's dishonor.
+
+ Do not, of course, misunderstand me. I have known you too well to
+ believe for a moment that you can be swayed by ungenerous motives.
+ I am very sure that you are taking now the part which you believe
+ most generous. But that view is, I assure you, so far from the real
+ facts that I can only conclude that you have refused to learn what
+ these facts are. Both legally and morally the money is yours. No
+ one else on earth has a shadow of claim to it. I most earnestly beg
+ that, in fairness to me, you will at least give my attorneys the
+ chance to convince yours that what I write here is true and
+ unanswerable.
+
+ Should you adhere to your present position, the money will, of
+ course, be trusteed for your benefit, nor will a penny of it be
+ touched until it is accepted, if not by you, then by your heirs or
+ assigns. But I cannot believe that you will continue to find
+ magnanimity in shirking your just responsibilities, and denying to
+ me my right to wipe out this stain.
+
+ Very truly yours,
+
+ HENRY G. SURFACE, Jr.
+
+
+No answer ever came to this letter, and there the matter rested through
+March and into the sultry April.
+
+
+
+
+XXXI
+
+ _God moves in a Mysterious Way: how the Finished Miss Avery appears
+ as the Instrument of Providence; how Sharlee sees her Idol of Many
+ Years go toppling in the Dust, and how it is her Turn to meditate
+ in the Still Watches._
+
+
+The print danced before his outraged eyes; his chest heaved at the
+revolting evidence of man's duplicity; and Charles Gardiner West laid
+down his morning's _Post_ with a hand that shook.
+
+_Meachy T. Bangor announces his candidacy for the nomination for Mayor,
+subject to the Democratic primary._
+
+For West had not a moment's uncertainty as to what this announcement
+meant. Meachy T. Bangor spoke, nay invented, the language of the tribe.
+He was elect of the elect; what the silent powers that were thought was
+his thought; their ways were his ways, their people his people. When
+Meachy T. Bangor announced that he was a candidate for the nomination
+for Mayor, it meant that the all-powerful machine had already nominated
+him for Mayor, and whom the organization nominated it elected. Meachy T.
+Bangor! Plonny Neal's young, progressive candidate of the reformer type!
+
+Bitterness flooded West's soul when he thought of Plonny. Had the boss
+been grossly deceived or grossly deceiving? Could that honest and
+affectionate eye, whose look of frank admiration had been almost
+embarrassing, have covered base and deliberate treachery? Was it
+possible that he, West, who had always been confident that he could see
+as far into a millstone as another, had been a cheap trickster's easy
+meat?
+
+Day by day, since the appearance of the reformatory article, West had
+waited for some sign of appreciation and understanding from those on the
+inside. None had come. Not a soul except himself, and Plonny, had
+appeared aware that he, by a masterly compromise, had averted disaster
+from the party, and clearly revealed himself as the young man of
+destiny. On the contrary, the House spokesmen, apparently utterly blind
+to any impending crisis, had, in the closing hours of the session, voted
+away some eighty thousand dollars of the hundred thousand rescued by
+West from the reformatory, in a multiplication of offices which it was
+difficult to regard as absolutely indispensable in a hard times year.
+This action, tallying so closely with what his former assistant had
+predicted, had bewildered and unsettled West; the continuing silence of
+the leaders--"the other leaders," he had found himself saying--had led
+him into anxious speculations; and now, in a staggering burst, the
+disgraceful truth was revealed to him. They had used him, tricked and
+used him like a smooth tool, and having used him, had deliberately
+passed him, standing fine and patient in the line, to throw the mantle
+over the corrupt and unspeakable Bangor.
+
+By heavens, it was not to be endured. Was it for this that he had left
+Blaines College, where a career of honorable usefulness lay before him;
+that he had sacrificed personal wishes and ambitions to the insistent
+statement that his City and State had need of him; that he had stood ten
+months in the line without a murmur; and that at last, confronted with
+the necessity of choosing between the wishes of his personal intimates
+and the larger good, he had courageously chosen the latter and suffered
+in silence the suspicion of having played false with the best friends he
+had in the world? Was it for this that he had lost his valuable
+assistant, whose place he could never hope to fill?--for this that he
+was referred to habitually by an evening contemporary as the Plonny Neal
+organ?
+
+He was thoroughly disgusted with newspaper work this morning, disgusted
+with the line, disgusted with hopeful efforts to uplift the people. What
+did his _Post_ work really amount to?--unremitting toil, the ceaseless
+forcing up of immature and insincere opinions, no thanks or
+appreciation anywhere, and at the end the designation of the Plonny Neal
+organ. What did the uplift amount to? Could progress really ever be
+forced a single inch? And why should he wear out his life in the
+selfless service of those who, it seemed, acknowledged no obligation to
+him? As for public life, if this was a sample, the less he saw of it the
+better. He would take anything in the world sooner than a career of
+hypocrisy, double-dealing and treachery, of dirty looting in the name of
+the public good, of degrading traffic with a crew of liars and
+confidence men.
+
+But through all the young man's indignation and resentment there ran an
+unsteadying doubt, a miserable doubt of himself. Had his motives in the
+reformatory matter been as absolutely spotless as he had charmed himself
+into believing?... What manner of man was he? Did he really have any
+permanent convictions about anything?... Was it possible, was it
+thinkable or conceivable, that he was a complaisant invertebrate whom
+the last strong man that had his ear could play upon like a flute?
+
+West passed a most unhappy morning. But at lunch, at the club, it was
+his portion to have his buoyant good-humor completely restored to him.
+He fell in with ancient boon companions; they made much of him; involved
+him in gay talk; smoothed him down, patted him on the head, found his
+self-esteem for him, and handed it over in its pristine vigor. Before he
+had sat half an hour at the merry table, he could look back at his
+profound depression of the morning with smiling wonder. Where in the
+world had he gotten his terrible grouch? Not a thing in the world had
+happened, except that the mayoralty was not going to be handed to him on
+a large silver platter. Was that such a fearful loss after all? On the
+contrary, was it not rather a good riddance? Being Mayor, in all human
+probability, would be a horrible bore.
+
+It was a mild, azure, zephyrous day; spring at her brightest and best.
+West, descending the club steps, sniffed the fragrant air
+affectionately, and was hanged if he would go near the office on such an
+afternoon. Let the _Post_ readers plod along to-morrow with an editorial
+page both skimpy and inferior; anything he gave them would still be too
+good for them, middle-class drabs and dullards that they were.
+
+The big red automobile was old now, and needed paint, but it still ran
+staunch and true; and Miss Avery had a face, a form, and a sinuous
+graceful manner, had veils and hats and sinuous graceful coats, that
+would have glorified a far less worthy vehicle. And she drove divinely.
+By invitation she took the wheel that afternoon, and with sure, clever
+hands whipped the docile leviathan over the hills and far away.
+
+The world knows how fate uses her own instruments in her own way,
+frequently selecting far stranger ones than the delightful and wealthy
+Miss Avery. Now for more than a year this accomplished girl had been
+thinking that if Charles Gardiner West had anything to say to her, it
+was high time that he should say it. If she had not set herself to find
+out what was hobbling the tongue of the man she wanted, she would have
+been less than a woman; and Miss Avery was a good deal more. Hence, when
+she had seen West with Sharlee Weyland, and in particular on the last
+two or three times she had seen West with Sharlee Weyland, she had
+watched his manner toward that lady with profound misgivings, of the
+sort which starts every true woman to fighting for her own.
+
+Now Miss Avery had a weapon, in the shape of valuable knowledge, or, at
+any rate, a valuable suspicion that had lately reached her: the
+suspicion, in short, which had somehow crept abroad as suspicions will,
+that West had done a certain thing which another man was supposed to
+have done. Therefore, when they turned homeward in the soft dusk, her
+man having been brought to exactly the right frame of mind, she struck
+with her most languorous voice.
+
+"How is that dear little Charlotte Weyland? It seems to me I haven't
+seen her for a year, though it was positively only last week."
+
+"Oh! She seemed very well when I saw her last."
+
+So Mr. West, of the lady he was going to marry. For, though he had never
+had just the right opportunity to complete the sweet message he had
+begun at the Byrds' one night, his mind was still quite made up on that
+point. It was true that the atmosphere of riches which fairly exuded
+from the girl now at his side had a very strong appeal for his lower
+instincts. But he was not a man to be ridden by his lower instincts. No;
+he had set his foot upon the fleshpots; his idealistic nature had
+overcome the world.
+
+Miss Avery, sublimely unaware that Mr. West was going to offer marriage
+to her rival during the present month, the marriage itself to take place
+in October, indolently continued:--
+
+"To my mind she's quite the most attractive dear little thing in town. I
+suppose she's quite recovered from her disappointment over
+the--hospital, or whatever it was?"
+
+"Oh, I believe so. I never heard her mention it but once."
+
+West's pleasant face had clouded a little. Through her fluttering veil
+she noted that fact with distinct satisfaction.
+
+"I never met that interesting young Mr. Surface," said she, sweeping the
+car around a curve in the white road and evading five women in a surrey
+with polished skill. "But--truly, I have found myself thinking of him
+and feeling sorry for him more than once."
+
+"Sorry for him--What about?"
+
+"Oh, haven't you heard, then? It's rather mournful. You see, when
+Charlotte Weyland found out that he had written a certain editorial in
+the _Post_--you know more about this part of it than I--"
+
+"But he didn't write it," said West, unhesitatingly. "I wrote it
+myself."
+
+"You?"
+
+She looked at him with frank surprise in her eyes; not too much frank
+surprise; rather as one who feels much but endeavors to suppress it for
+courtesy's sake. "Forgive me--I didn't know. There has been a little
+horrid gossip but of course nearly every one has thought that he--"
+
+"I'm sure I'm not responsible for what people think," said West, a
+little aggressively, but with a strangely sinking heart. "There has been
+not the slightest mystery or attempt at concealment--"
+
+"Oh! Then of course Charlotte knows all about it now?"
+
+"I don't know whether she does or not. When I tried to tell her the
+whole story," explained West, "soon after the incident occurred, she was
+so agitated about it, the subject seemed so painful to her, that I was
+forced to give it up. You can understand my position. Ever since, I have
+been waiting for an opportunity to take her quietly and straighten out
+the whole matter for her in a calm and rational way. For her part she
+has evidently regarded the subject as happily closed. Why under heaven
+should I press it upon her--merely to gain the academic satisfaction of
+convincing her that the _Post_ acted on information superior and
+judgment sounder than her own?"
+
+Miss Avery, now devoting herself to her chauffeur's duties through a
+moment of silence, was no match for Mr. West at the game of ethical
+debate, and knew it. However, she held a very strong card in her pongee
+sleeve, and she knew that too.
+
+"I see--of course. You know I think you have been quite right through it
+all. And yet--you won't mind?--I can't help feeling sorry for Mr.
+Surface."
+
+"Very well--you most mysterious lady. Go on and tell me why you can't
+help feeling sorry for Mr. Surface."
+
+Miss Avery told him. How she knew anything about the private affairs of
+Mr. Surface and Miss Weyland, of which it is certain that neither of
+them had ever spoken, is a mystery, indeed: but Gossip is Argus and has
+a thousand ears to boot. Miss Avery was careful to depict Sharlee's
+attitude toward the unfortunate Mr. Surface as just severe enough to
+suggest to West that he must act at once, and not so severe as to
+suggest to him--conceivably--the desirability, from a selfish point of
+view, of not acting at all. It was a task for a diplomat, which is to
+say a task for a Miss Avery.
+
+"Rather fine of him, wasn't it, to assume all the blame?--particularly
+if it's true, as people say," concluded Miss Avery, "that the man's in
+love with her and she cares nothing for him."
+
+"Fine--splendid--but entirely unnecessary," said West.
+
+The little story had disturbed him greatly. He had had no knowledge of
+any developments between Sharlee and his former assistant; and now he
+was unhappily conscious that he ought to have spoken weeks ago.
+
+"I'm awfully sorry to hear this," he resumed, "for I am much attached to
+that boy. Still--if, as you say, everything is all right now--"
+
+"Oh, but I don't know at all that it is," said Miss Avery, hastily.
+"That is just the point. The last I heard of it, she had forbidden him
+her house."
+
+"That won't do," said Charles Gardiner West, in a burst of generosity.
+"I'll clear up that difficulty before I sleep to-night."
+
+And he was as good as his word, or, let us say, almost as good. The next
+night but one he called upon Sharlee Weyland with two unalterable
+purposes in his mind. One was to tell her the full inside history of the
+reformatory article from the beginning. The other was to notify her in
+due form that she held his heart in permanent captivity.
+
+To Miss Avery, it made not the slightest difference whether the gifted
+and charming editor of the Post sold out his principles for a price
+every morning in the month. At his pleasure he might fracture all of the
+decalogue that was refinedly fracturable, and so long as he rescued his
+social position intact from the ruin, he was her man just the same. But
+she had an instinct, surer than reasoned wisdom, that Sharlee Weyland
+viewed these matters differently. Therefore she had sent West to make
+his little confession, face to face. And therefore West, after an hour
+of delightful _tête-à-tête_ in the charming little back parlor,
+stiffened himself up, his brow sicklying o'er with the pale cast of
+disagreeable thought, and began to make it.
+
+"I've got to tell you something about--a subject that won't be welcome
+to you," he plunged in, rather lugubriously. "I mean--the reformatory."
+
+Sharlee's face, which had been merry and sweet, instantly changed and
+quieted at that word; interest sprang full-armed in her deep blue eyes.
+
+"Have you? Tell me anything about it you wish."
+
+"You remember that--last editorial in the _Post?_"
+
+"Do you think that I forget so easily?"
+
+West hardly liked that reply. Nor had he ever supposed that he would
+find the subject so difficult.
+
+"Well! I was surprised and--hurt to learn--recently--that you had--well,
+had been rather severe with Surface, under the impression that--the full
+responsibility for that article was his."
+
+Sharlee sat in the same flowered arm-chair she had once occupied to put
+this same Surface, then known as little Dr. Queed, in his place. Her
+heart warmed to West for his generous impulse to intercede. Still, she
+hardly conceived that her treatment of Mr. Surface was any concern of
+Mr. West's.
+
+"And so?"
+
+"I must tell you," he said, oddly uneasy under her straightforward look,
+"that--that you have made a mistake. The responsibility is mine."
+
+"Ah, you mean that you, as the editor, are willing to take it."
+
+"No," said West--"no"; and then suddenly he felt like a rash suicide,
+repentant at the last moment. Already the waters were rushing over his
+head; he felt a wild impulse to clutch at the life-belt she had flung
+out to him. It is to be remembered to his credit that he conquered it.
+"No,--I--I wrote the article myself."
+
+"You?"
+
+Her monosyllable had been Miss Avery's, but there resemblance parted.
+Sharlee sat still in her chair, and presently her lashes fluttered and
+fell. To West's surprise, a beautiful color swept upward from her throat
+to drown in her rough dark hair. "Oh," said she, under her breath, "I'm
+glad--so _glad!_"
+
+West heaved a great sigh of relief. It was all over, and she was glad.
+Hadn't he known all along that a woman will always forgive everything in
+the man she loves? She was glad because he had told her when another man
+might have kept silent. And yet her look perplexed him; her words
+perplexed him. Undoubtedly she must have something more to say than a
+mere expression of vague general gladness over the situation.
+
+"Need I say that I never intended there should be any doubt about the
+matter? I meant to explain it all to you long ago, only there never
+seemed to be any suitable opportunity."
+
+Sharlee's color died away. In silence she raised her eyes and looked at
+him.
+
+"I started to tell you all about it once, at the time, but you know," he
+said, with a little nervous laugh, "you seemed to find the subject so
+extremely painful then--that I thought I had better wait till you could
+look at it more calmly."
+
+Still she said nothing, but only sat still in her chair and looked at
+him.
+
+"I shall always regret," continued West, laboriously, "that my--silence,
+which I assure you I meant in kindness, should have--Why do you look at
+me that way, Miss Weyland?" he said, with a quick change of voice. "I
+don't understand you."
+
+Sharlee gave a small start and said: "Was I looking at you in any
+particular way?"
+
+"You looked as mournful," said West, with that same little laugh, "as
+though you had lost your last friend. Now--"
+
+"No, not my last one," said Sharlee.
+
+"Well, don't look so sad about it," he said, in a voice of affectionate
+raillery. "I am quite unhappy enough over it without--"
+
+"I'm afraid I can't help you to feel happier--not to-night. If I look
+sad, you see, it is because I feel that way."
+
+"Sad?" he echoed, bewildered. "Why should you be sad now--when it is all
+going to be straightened out--when--"
+
+"Well, don't you think it's pretty sad--the part that can't ever be
+straightened out?"
+
+Unexpectedly she got up, and walked slowly away, a disconcerting trick
+she had; wandered about the room, looking about her something like a
+stranger in a picture gallery; touching a bowl of flowers here, there
+setting a book to rights; and West, rising too, following her sombrely
+with his eyes, had never wanted her so much in all his life.
+
+Presently she returned to him; asked him to sit down again; and, still
+standing herself, began speaking in a quiet kind voice which,
+nevertheless, rang ominously in his ears from her first word.
+
+"I remember," said Sharlee, "when I was a very little girl, not more
+than twelve years old, I think, I first heard about you--about Charles
+Gardiner West. You were hardly grown then, but already people were
+talking about you. I don't remember now, of course, just what they said,
+but it must have been something very splendid, for I remember the sort
+of picture I got. I have always liked for men to be very clean and
+high-minded--I think because my father was that sort of man. I have put
+that above intellect, and abilities, and what would be called
+attractions; and so what they said about you made a great impression on
+me. You know how very young girls are--how they like to have the figure
+of a prince to spin their little romances around ... and so I took you
+for mine. You were my knight without fear and without reproach ... Sir
+Galahad. When I was sixteen, I used to pass you in the street and wonder
+if you didn't hear my heart thumping. You never looked at me; you
+hadn't any idea who I was. And that is a big and fine thing, I think--to
+be the hero of somebody you don't even know by name ... though of course
+not so big and fine as to be the hero of somebody who knows you very
+well. And you were that to me, too. When I grew up and came to know you,
+I still kept you on that pedestal you never saw. I measured you by the
+picture I had carried for so many years, and I was not disappointed. All
+that my little girl's fancy had painted you, you seemed to be. I look
+back now over the last few years of my life, and so much that I have
+liked most--that has been dearest--has centred about you. Yes, more than
+once I have been quite sure that I was in love with you. You wonder that
+I can show you my heart this way? I couldn't of course,
+except--well--that it is all past now. And that is what seems sad to
+me.... There never was any prince; my knight is dead; and Sir Galahad I
+got out of a book.... Don't you think that that is pretty sad?"
+
+West, who had been looking at her with a kind of frightened fascination,
+hastily averted his eyes, for he saw that her own had suddenly filled
+with tears. She turned away from him again; a somewhat painful silence
+ensued; and presently she broke it, speaking in a peculiarly gentle
+voice, and not looking at him.
+
+"I'm glad that you told me--at last. I'll be glad to remember that ...
+and I'm always your friend. But don't you think that perhaps we'd better
+finish our talk some other time?"
+
+"No," said West. "No."
+
+He pulled himself together, struggling desperately to throw off the
+curious benumbing inertia that was settling down upon him. "You are
+doing me an injustice. A most tremendous injustice. You have
+misunderstood everything from the beginning. I must explain--"
+
+"Don't you think that argument will only make it all so much worse?"
+
+"Nothing could possibly be worse for me than to have you think of me and
+speak to me in this way."
+
+Obediently she sat down, her face still and sad; and West, pausing a
+moment to marshal his thoughts into convincing form, launched forth upon
+his defense.
+
+From the first he felt that he did not make a success of it; was not
+doing himself justice. Recent events, in the legislature and with
+reference to Meachy T. Bangor, had greatly weakened his confidence in
+his arguments. Even to himself he seemed to have been strangely "easy";
+his exposition sounded labored and hollow in his own ears. But worse
+than this was the bottomless despondency into which the girl's brief
+autobiography had strangely cast him. A vast mysterious depression had
+closed over him, which entirely robbed him of his usual adroit felicity
+of speech. He brought his explanation up to the publication of the
+unhappy article, and there abruptly broke off.
+
+A long silence followed his ending, and at last Sharlee said:--
+
+"I suppose a sudden change of heart in the middle of a fight is always
+an unhappy thing. It always means a good deal of pain for somebody.
+Still--sometimes they must come, and when they do, I suppose the only
+thing to do is to meet them honestly--though, personally, I think I
+should always trust my heart against my head. But ... if you had only
+come to us that first morning and frankly explained just why you
+deserted us--if you had told us all this that you have just told me--"
+
+"That is exactly what I wanted and intended to do," interrupted West. "I
+kept silent out of regard for you."
+
+"Out of regard for me?"
+
+"When I started to tell you all about it, that night at Mrs. Byrd's, it
+seemed to me that you had brooded over the matter until you had gotten
+in an overwrought and--overstrung condition about it. It seemed to me
+the considerate thing not to force the unwelcome topic upon you, but
+rather to wait--"
+
+"But had you the right to consider my imaginary feelings in such a
+matter between yourself and ...? And besides, you did not quite keep
+silent, you remember. You said something that led me to think that you
+had discharged Mr. Surface for writing that article."
+
+"I did not intend you to think anything of the kind. Anything in the
+least like that. If my words were ambiguous, it was because, seeing, as
+I say, that you were in an overstrung condition, I thought it best to
+let the whole matter rest until you could look at it calmly and
+rationally."
+
+She made no reply.
+
+"But why dwell on that part of it?" said West, beseechingly. "It was
+simply a wretched misunderstanding all around. I'm sorrier than I can
+tell you for my part in it. I have been greatly to blame--I can see that
+now. Can't you let bygones be bygones? I have come to you voluntarily
+and told you--"
+
+"Yes, after six weeks. Why, I was the best friend he had, Mr. West,
+and--Oh, me! How can I bear to remember what I said to him!"
+
+She turned her face hurriedly away from him. West, much moved, struggled
+on.
+
+"But don't you see--I didn't know it! I never dreamed of such a thing.
+The moment I heard how matters stood--"
+
+"Did it never occur to you in all this time that it might be assumed
+that Mr. Surface, having written all the reformatory articles, had
+written this one?"
+
+"I did not think of that. I was short-sighted, I own. And of course," he
+added more eagerly, "I supposed that he had told you himself."
+
+"You don't know him," said Sharlee.
+
+A proud and beautiful look swept over her face. West rose, looking
+wretchedly unhappy, and stood, irresolute, facing her.
+
+"Can't you--forgive me?" he asked presently, in a painful voice.
+
+Sharlee hesitated.
+
+"Don't you know I said that it would only make things worse to talk
+about it to-night?" she said gently. "Everything you say seems to put us
+further and further apart. Why, there is nothing for me to forgive, Mr.
+West. There was a situation, and it imposed a certain conduct on you;
+that is the whole story. I don't come into it at all. It is all a matter
+between you and--your own-"
+
+"You do forgive me then? But no--you talk to me just as though you had
+learned all this from somebody else--as though I had not come to you
+voluntarily and told you everything."
+
+Sharlee did not like to look at his face, which she had always seen
+before so confident and gay.
+
+"No," said she sadly--"for I am still your friend."
+
+"_Friend!_"
+
+He echoed the word wildly, contemptuously. He was just on the point of
+launching into a passionate speech, painting the bitterness of
+friendship to one who must have true love or nothing, and flinging his
+hand and his heart impetuously at her feet. But looking at her still
+face, he checked himself, and just in time. Shaken by passion as he was,
+he was yet enough himself to understand that she would not listen to
+him. Why should he play the spendthrift and the wanton with his love?
+Why give her, for nothing, the sterile satisfaction of rejecting him,
+for her to prize, as he knew girls did, as merely one more notch upon
+her gun?
+
+Leaving his tempestuous exclamation hanging in mid-air, West stiffly
+shook Sharlee's hand and walked blindly out of the room.
+
+He went home, and to bed, like one moving in a horrible dream. That
+night, and through all the next day, he felt utterly bereft and
+wretched: something, say, as though flood and pestilence had swept
+through his dear old town and carried off everything and everybody but
+himself. He crawled alone in a smashed world. On the second day
+following, he found himself able to light a cigarette; and, glancing
+about him with faint pluckings of convalescent interest, began to
+recognize some landmarks. On the third day, he was frankly wondering
+whether a girl with such overstrained, not to say hysterical ideals of
+conduct, would, after all, be a very comfortable person to spend one's
+life with.
+
+On the evening of this day, about half-past eight o'clock, he emerged
+from his mother's house, light overcoat over his arm in deference to his
+evening clothes, and started briskly down the street. On the second
+block, as luck had it, he overtook Tommy Semple walking the same way.
+
+"Gardiner," said Semple, "when are you going to get over all this uplift
+rot and come back to Semple and West?"
+
+The question fell in so marvelously with West's mood of acute discontent
+with all that his life had been for the past two years, that it looked
+to him strangely like Providence. The easy ways of commerce appeared
+vastly alluring to him; his income, to say truth, had suffered sadly in
+the cause of the public; never had the snug dollars drawn him so
+strongly. He gave a slow, curious laugh.
+
+"Why, hang it, Tommy! I don't know but I'm ready to listen to your siren
+spiel--now!"
+
+In the darkness Semple's eyes gleamed. His receipts had never been so
+good since West left him.
+
+"That's the talk! I need you in my business, old boy. By the bye, you
+can come in at bully advantage if you can move right away. I'm going to
+come talk with you to-morrow."
+
+"Right's the word," said West.
+
+At the end of that block a large house stood in a lawn, half hidden from
+the street by a curtain of trees. From its concealed veranda came a
+ripple of faint, slow laughter, advertising the presence of charming
+society. West halted.
+
+"Here's a nice house, Tommy; I think I'll look in. See you to-morrow."
+
+Semple, walking on, glanced back to see what house it was. It proved to
+be the brownstone palace leased for three years by old Mr. Avery,
+formerly of Mauch Chunk but now of Ours.
+
+Sharlee, too, retired from her painful interview with West with a sense
+of irreparable loss. Her idol of so many years had, at a word, toppled
+off into the dust, and not all the king's horses could ever get him back
+again. It was like a death to her, and in most ways worse than a death.
+
+She lay awake a long time that night, thinking of the two men who, for
+she could not say how long, had equally shared first place in her
+thoughts. And gradually she read them both anew by the blaze lit by one
+small incident.
+
+She could not believe that West was deliberately false; she was certain
+that he was not deliberately false. But she saw now, as by a sudden
+searchlight flung upon him, that her one-time paladin had a fatal
+weakness. He could not be honest with himself. He could believe anything
+that he wanted to believe. He could hypnotize himself at will by the
+enchanting music of his own imaginings. He had pretty graces and he told
+himself they were large, fine abilities; dim emotions and he thought
+they were ideals; vague gropings of ambition, and when he had waved the
+hands of his fancy over them, presto, they had become great dominating
+purposes. He had fluttered fitfully from business to Blaines College;
+from the college to the _Post_; before long he would flutter on from the
+_Post_ to something else--always falling short, always secretly
+disappointed, everywhere a failure as a man, though few might know it
+but himself. West's trouble, in fact, was that he was not a man at all.
+He was weakest where a real man is strongest. He was merely a chameleon
+taking his color from whatever he happened to light upon; a handsome
+boat which could never get anywhere because it had no rudder; an
+ornamental butterfly driving aimlessly before the nearest breeze. He
+meant well, in a general way, but his good intentions proved descending
+paving-stones because he was constitutionally incapable of meaning
+anything very hard.
+
+West had had everything in the beginning except money; and he had the
+faculty of making all of that he wanted. Queed--she found that name
+still clinging to him in her thoughts--had had nothing in the beginning
+except his fearless honesty. In everything else that a man should he, he
+had seemed to her painfully destitute. But because through everything he
+had held unflinchingly to his honesty, he had been steadily climbing the
+heights. He had passed West long ago, because their faces were set in
+opposite directions. West had had the finest distinctions of honor
+carefully instilled into him from his birth. Queed had deduced his, raw,
+from his own unswerving honesty. And the first acid test of a real
+situation showed that West's honor was only burnished and decorated
+dross, while Queed's, which he had made himself, was as fine gold. In
+that test, all superficial trappings were burned and shriveled away; men
+were made to show their men's colors; and the "queer little man with the
+queer little name" had instantly cast off his resplendent superior
+because contact with his superior's dishonesty was degrading to him. Yet
+in the same breath, he had allowed his former chief to foist off that
+dishonesty upon his own clean shoulders, and borne the detestable burden
+without demand for sympathy or claim for gratitude. And this was the
+measure of how, as Queed had climbed by his honesty, his whole nature
+had been strengthened and refined. For if he had begun as the most
+unconscious and merciless of egoists, who could sacrifice little Fifi to
+his comfort without a tremor, he had ended with the supreme act of
+purest altruism: the voluntary sacrifice of himself to save a man whom
+in his heart he must despise.
+
+But was that the supreme altruism? What had it cost him, after all, but
+her friendship? Perhaps he did not regard that as so heavy a price to
+pay.
+
+Sharlee turned her face to the wall. In the darkness, she felt the color
+rising at her throat and sweeping softly but resistlessly upward. And
+she found herself feverishly clinging to all that her little Doctor had
+said, and looked, in all their meetings which, remembered now, gave her
+the right to think that their parting had been hard for him, too.
+
+Yet it was not upon their parting that her mind busied itself most, but
+upon thoughts of their remeeting. The relations which she had thought to
+exist between them had, it was clear, been violently reversed. The one
+point now was for her to meet the topsy-turveyed situation as swiftly,
+as generously, and as humbly as was possible.
+
+If she had been a man, she would have gone to him at once, hunted him up
+this very night, and told him in the most groveling language at her
+command, how infinitely sorry and ashamed she was. Lying wide-eyed in
+her little white bed, she composed a number of long speeches that she,
+as a man, would have made to him; embarrassing speeches which he, as a
+man, or any other man that ever lived, would never have endured for a
+moment. But she was not a man, she was a girl; and girls were not
+allowed to go to men, and frankly and honestly say what was in their
+hearts. She was not in the least likely to meet him by accident; the
+telephone was unthinkable. There remained only to write him a letter.
+
+Yes, but what to say in the letter? There was the critical and crucial
+question. No matter how artful and cajoling an apology she wrote, she
+knew exactly how he would treat it. He would write a civil, formal
+reply, assuring her that her apology was accepted, and there the matter
+would stand forever. For she had put herself terribly in the wrong; she
+had betrayed a damning weakness; it was extremely probable that he would
+never care to resume friendship with one who had proved herself so
+hatefully mistrustful. Then, too, he was evidently very angry with her
+about the money. Only by meeting for a long, frank talk could she ever
+hope to make things right again; but not to save her life could she
+think of any form of letter which would bring such a meeting to pass.
+
+Pondering the question, she fell asleep. All next day, whenever she had
+a minute and sometimes when she did not, she pondered it, and the next,
+and the next. Her heart smote her for the tardiness of her reparation;
+but stronger than this was her fear of striking and missing fire. And at
+last an idea came to her; an idea so big and beautiful that it first
+startled and dazzled her, and then set her heart to singing; the perfect
+idea which would blot away the whole miserable mess at one stroke. She
+sat down and wrote Mr. Surface five lines, asking him to be kind enough
+to call upon her in regard to the business matter about which he had
+written her a few weeks before.
+
+She wrote this note from her house, one night; she expected, of course,
+that he would come there to see her; she had planned out exactly where
+they were each to sit, and even large blocks of their conversation. But
+the very next morning, before 10 o'clock, there came a knock upon the
+Departmental door and he walked into her office, looking more
+matter-of-fact and businesslike than she had ever seen him.
+
+
+
+
+XXXII
+
+ _Second Meeting between a Citizen and the Great Pleasure-Dog
+ Behemoth, involving Plans for Two New Homes._
+
+
+And this time they did not have to go into the hall to talk.
+
+No sooner had the opening door revealed the face of young Mr. Surface
+than Mr. Dayne, the kind-faced Secretary, reached hastily for his hat.
+In the same breath with his "Come in" and "Good-morning," he was heard
+to mention to the Assistant Secretary something about a little urgent
+business downtown.
+
+Mr. Dayne acted so promptly that he met the visitor on the very
+threshold of the office. The clergyman held out his hand with a light in
+his manly gray eye.
+
+"I'm sincerely glad to see you, Mr. Queed, to have the chance--"
+
+"Surface, please."
+
+Mr. Dayne gave his hand an extra wring. "Mr. Surface, you did a splendid
+thing. I'm glad of this chance to tell you so, and to beg your
+forgiveness for having done you a grave injustice in my thoughts."
+
+The young man stared at him. "I have nothing to forgive you for, Mr.
+Dayne. In fact, I have no idea what you are talking about."
+
+But Mr. Dayne did not enlighten him; in fact he was already walking
+briskly down the hall. Clearly the man had business that would not brook
+an instant's delay.
+
+Hat in hand, the young man turned, plainly puzzled, and found himself
+looking at a white-faced little girl who gave back his look with brave
+steadiness.
+
+"Do you think you can forgive me, too?" she asked in a very small
+voice.
+
+He came three steps forward, into the middle of the room, and there
+halted dead, staring at her with a look of searching inquiry.
+
+"I don't understand this," he said, in his controlled voice.
+
+"What are you talking about?"
+
+"Mr. West," said Sharlee, "has told me all about it. About the
+reformatory. And I'm sorry."
+
+There she stuck. Of all the speeches of prostrate yet somehow noble
+self-flagellation which in the night seasons she had so beautifully
+polished, not one single word could she now recall. Yet she continued to
+meet his gaze, for so should apologies be given though the skies fall;
+and she watched as one fascinated the blood slowly ebb from his
+close-set face.
+
+"Under the circumstances," he said abruptly, "it was hardly a--a
+judicious thing to do. However, let us say no more about it."
+
+He turned away from her, obviously unsteadied for all his even voice.
+And as he turned, his gaze, which had shifted only to get away from
+hers, was suddenly arrested and became fixed.
+
+In the corner of the room, beside the bookcase holding the works of
+Conant, Willoughby, and Smathers, lay the great pleasure-dog Behemoth,
+leonine head sunk upon two massive outstretched paws. But Behemoth was
+not asleep; on the contrary he was overlooking the proceedings in the
+office with an air of intelligent and paternal interest.
+
+Between Behemoth and young Henry Surface there passed a long look. The
+young man walked slowly across the room to where the creature lay, and,
+bending down, patted him on the head. He did it with indescribable
+awkwardness. Certainly Behemoth must have perceived what was so plain
+even to a human critic, that here was the first dog this man had ever
+patted in his life. Yet, being a pleasure-dog, he was wholly civil about
+it. In fact, after a lidless scrutiny unembarrassed by any recollections
+of his last meeting with this young man, he declared for friendship.
+Gravely he lifted a behemothian paw, and gravely the young man shook it.
+
+To Behemoth young Mr. Surface addressed the following remarks:--
+
+"West was simply deceived--hoodwinked by men infinitely cleverer than he
+at that sort of thing. It was a manly thing--his coming to you now and
+telling you; much harder than never to--have made the mistake in the
+beginning. Of course--it wipes the slate clean. It makes everything all
+right now. You appreciate that."
+
+Behemoth yawned.
+
+The young man turned, and came a step or two forward, both face and
+voice under complete control again.
+
+"I received a note from you this morning," he began briskly, "asking me
+to come in--"
+
+The girl's voice interrupted him. Standing beside the little
+typewriter-table, exactly where her caller had surprised her, she had
+watched with a mortifying dumbness the second meeting between the
+pleasure-dog and the little Doctor that was. But now pride sprang to her
+aid, stinging her into speech. For it was an unendurable thing that she
+should thus tamely surrender to him the mastery of her situation, and
+suffer her own fault to be glossed over so ingloriously.
+
+"Won't you let me tell you," she began hurriedly, "how sorry I am--how
+ashamed--that I misjudged--"
+
+"No! No! I beg you to stop. There is not the smallest occasion for
+anything of that sort--"
+
+"Don't you see my dreadful position? I suspect you, misjudge you--wrong
+you at every step--and all the time you are doing a thing so fine--so
+generous and splendid--that I am humiliated--to--"
+
+Once again she saw that painful transformation in his face: a difficult
+dull-red flood sweeping over it, only to recede instantly, leaving him
+white from neck to brow.
+
+"What is the use of talking in this way?" he asked peremptorily. "What
+is the good of it, I say? The matter is over and done with. Everything
+is all right--his telling you wipes it all from the slate, just as I
+said. Don't you see that? Well, can't you dismiss the whole incident
+from your mind and forget that it ever happened?"
+
+"I will try--if that is what you wish."
+
+She turned away, utterly disappointed and disconcerted by his summary
+disposal of the burning topic over which she had planned such a long and
+satisfying discussion. He started to say something, checked himself, and
+said something entirely different.
+
+"I have received your note," he began directly, "asking me to come in
+and see you about the matter of difference between the estates. That is
+why I have called. I trust that this means that you are going to be
+sensible and take your money."
+
+"In a way--yes. I will tell you--what I have thought."
+
+"Well, sit down to tell me please. You look tired; not well at all. Not
+in the least. Take this comfortable chair."
+
+Obediently she sat down in Mr. Dayne's high-backed swivel-chair, which,
+when she leaned back, let her neat-shod little feet swing clear of the
+floor. The chair was a happy thought; it steadied her; so did his
+unexampled solicitousness, which showed, she thought, that her emotion
+had not escaped him.
+
+"I have decided that I would take it," said she, "with a--a--sort of
+condition."
+
+Sitting in the chair placed for Mr. Dayne's callers, the young man
+showed instant signs of disapprobation.
+
+"No, no! You are big enough to accept your own without conditions."
+
+"Oh--you won't argue with me about that, will you? Perhaps it is
+unreasonable, but I could never be satisfied to take it--and spend it
+for myself. I could never have any pleasure in it--never feel that it
+was really mine. So," she hurried on, "I thought that it would be nice
+to take it--and give it away."
+
+"Give it away!" he echoed, astonished and displeased.
+
+"Yes--give it to the State. I thought I should like to give it
+to--establish a reformatory."
+
+Their eyes met. Upon his candid face she could watch the subtler
+meanings of her idea slowly sinking into and taking hold of his
+consciousness.
+
+"No--no!" came from him, explosively. "No! You must not think of such a
+thing."
+
+"Yes--I have quite made up my mind. When the idea came to me it was like
+an inspiration. It seemed to me the perfect use to make of this money.
+Don't you see?... And--"
+
+"No, I don't see," he said sharply. "Why will you persist in thinking
+that there is something peculiar and unclean about this money?--some
+imagined taint upon your title to it? Don't you understand that it is
+yours in precisely the same definite and honest way that the money this
+office pays you--"
+
+"Oh--surely it is all a question of feeling. And if I feel--"
+
+"It is a question of fact," said Mr. Surface. "Listen to me. Suppose
+your father had put this money away for you somewhere, so that you knew
+nothing about it, hidden it, say, in a secret drawer somewhere about
+your house"--didn't he know exactly the sort of places which fathers
+used to hide away money?--"and that now, after all these years, you had
+suddenly found it, together with a note from him saying that it was for
+you. You follow me perfectly? Well? Would it ever occur to you to give
+that money to the State--for a _reformatory_?"
+
+"Oh--perhaps not. How can I tell? But that case would--"
+
+"Would be exactly like this one," he finished for her crisply. "The sole
+difference is that it happens to be my father who hid the money away
+instead of yours."
+
+There was a silence.
+
+"I am sorry," said she, constrainedly, "that you take this--this view. I
+had hoped so much that you might agree with me. Nevertheless, I think
+my mind is quite made up. I--"
+
+"Then why on earth have you gone through the formality of consulting me,
+only to tell me--"
+
+"Oh--because I thought it would be so nice if you would agree with me!"
+
+"But I do not agree with you," he said, looking at her with frowning
+steadiness. "I do not. Nobody on earth would agree with you. Have you
+talked with your friends about this mad proposal? Have you--"
+
+"None of them but you. I did not care to."
+
+The little speech affected him beyond all expectation; in full flight as
+he was, it stopped him dead. He lost first the thread of his argument;
+then his steadiness of eye and manner; and when he spoke, it was to
+follow up, not his own thought, but her implication, with those
+evidences of embarrassment which he could never hide.
+
+"So we are friends again," he stated, in rather a strained voice.
+
+"If you are willing--to take me back."
+
+He sat silent, drumming a tattoo on his chair-arm with long, strong
+fingers; and when he resumed his argument, it was with an entire absence
+of his usual air of authority.
+
+"On every score, you ought to keep your money--to make yourself
+comfortable--to stop working--to bring yourself more pleasures, trips,
+whatever you want--all exactly as your father intended."
+
+"Oh! don't argue with me, please! I asked you not. I must either take it
+for that or not at all."
+
+"It--it is not my part," he said reluctantly, "to dictate what you shall
+do with your own. I cannot sympathize in the least with your--your mad
+proposal. Not in the least. However, I must assume that you know your
+own mind. If it is quite made up--"
+
+"Oh, it is! I have thought it all over so carefully--and with so much
+pleasure."
+
+He rose decisively. "Very well, I will go to my lawyers at once--this
+morning. They will arrange it as you wish."
+
+"Oh--will you? How can I thank you? And oh," she added hastily, "there
+was--another point that I--I wished to speak to you about."
+
+He gazed down at her, looking so small and sorrowful-eyed in her great
+chair, and all at once his knees ran to water, and the terrible fear
+clutched at him that his manhood would not last him out of the room.
+This was the reason, perhaps, that his voice was the little Doctor's at
+its brusquest as he said:--
+
+"Well? What is it?"
+
+"The question," she said nervously, "of a--a name for this reformatory
+that I want to found. I have thought a great deal about that. It is
+a--large part of my idea. And I have decided that my reformatory shall
+be called--that is, that I should like to call it--the Henry G. Surface
+Home."
+
+He stared at her through a flash like a man stupefied; and then,
+wheeling abruptly, walked away from her to the windows which overlooked
+the park. For some time he stood there, back determinedly toward her,
+staring with great fixity at nothing. But when he returned to her, she
+had never seen his face so stern.
+
+"You must be mad to suggest such a thing. Mad! Of course I shall not
+allow you to do it. I shall not give you the money for any such
+purpose."
+
+"But if it is mine, as you wrote?" said Sharlee, looking up at him from
+the back of her big chair.
+
+Her point manifestly was unanswerable. With characteristic swiftness, he
+abandoned it, and fell back to far stronger ground.
+
+"Yes, the money is yours," he said stormily. "But that is all. My
+father's name is mine."
+
+That silenced her, for the moment at least, and he swept rapidly on.
+
+"I do not in the least approve of your giving your money to establish a
+foundation at all. That, however, is a matter with which, unfortunately,
+I have nothing to do. But with my father's name I have everything to do.
+I shall not permit you to--"
+
+"Surely--oh, surely, you will not refuse me so small a thing which would
+give me so much happiness."
+
+"Happiness?" He flung the word back at her impatiently, but his
+intention of demolishing it was suddenly checked by a flashing
+remembrance of Fifi's definition of it. "Will you kindly explain how you
+would get happiness from that?"
+
+"Oh--if you don't see, I am afraid I--could never explain--"
+
+"It is a display of just the same sort of unthinking Quixotism which has
+led you hitherto to refuse to accept your own money. What you propose is
+utterly irrational in every way. Can you deny it? Can you defend your
+proposal by any reasonable argument? I cannot imagine how so--so mad an
+idea ever came into your mind."
+
+She sat still, her fingers playing with the frayed edges of Mr. Dayne's
+blotting-pad, and allowed the silence to enfold them once more.
+
+"Your foundation," he went on, with still further loss of motive power,
+"would--gain nothing by bearing the name of my father. He was not
+worthy.... No one knows that better than you. Will you tell me what
+impulse put it into your mind to--to do this?"
+
+"I--had many reasons," said she, speaking with some difficulty. "I will
+tell you one. My father loved him once. I know he would like me to do
+something--to make the name honorable again."
+
+"That," he said, in a hard voice, "is beyond your power."
+
+She showed no disposition to contradict him, or even to maintain the
+conversation. Presently he went on:--
+
+"I cannot let you injure your foundation by--branding it with his
+notoriety, in an impulsive and--and fruitless generosity. For it would
+be fruitless. You, of all people, must understand that the burden on
+the other side is--impossibly heavy. You know that, don't you?"
+
+She raised her head and looked at him.
+
+Again, her pride had been plucking at her heartstrings, burning her with
+the remembrance that he, when he gave her everything that a man could
+give, had done it in a manner perfect and without flaw. And now she,
+with her infinitely smaller offering, sat tongue-tied and ineffectual,
+unable to give with a show of the purple, too poor-spirited even to
+yield him the truth for his truth which alone made the gift worth the
+offering.
+
+Her blood, her spirit, and all her inheritance rallied at the call of
+her pride. She looked at him, and made her gaze be steady: though this
+seemed to her the hardest thing she had ever done in her life.
+
+"I must not let you think that I wanted to do this only for your
+father's sake. That would not be honest. Part of my pleasure in planning
+it--most of it, perhaps--was because I--I should so much like to do
+something for your father's son."
+
+She rose, trying to give the movement a casual air, and went over to her
+little desk, pretending to busy herself straightening out the litter of
+papers upon it. From this safe distance, her back toward him, she forced
+herself to add:--
+
+"This reformatory will take the place of the one you--would have won for
+us. Don't you see? Half-my happiness in giving it is gone, unless you
+will lend me the name."
+
+Behind her the silence was impenetrable.
+
+She stood at her desk, methodically sorting papers which she did not
+see, and wildly guessing at the meaning of that look of turbulent
+consciousness which she had seen break startled into his eyes. More even
+than in their last meeting, she had found that the sight of his face,
+wonderfully changed yet even more wonderfully the same, deeply affected
+her to-day. Its new sadness and premature age moved her strangely; with
+a peculiar stab of compassion and pain she had seen for the first time
+the gray in the nondescript hair about his temples. For his face, she
+had seen that the smooth sheath of satisfied self-absorption, which had
+once overlain it like the hard veneer on a table-top, had been scorched
+away as in a baptism by fire; from which all that was best in it had
+come out at once strengthened and chastened. And she thought that the
+shining quality of honesty in his face must be such as to strike
+strangers on the street.
+
+And now, behind her on the office floor, she heard his footsteps, and in
+one breath was suddenly cold with the fear that her hour had come, and
+hot with the fear that it had not.
+
+Engrossed with her papers, she moved so as to keep her back toward him;
+but he, with a directness which would not flinch even in this untried
+emergency, deliberately intruded himself between her and the table; and
+so once more they stood face to face.
+
+"I don't understand you," he began, his manner at its quietest. "Why do
+you want to do this for me?"
+
+At this close range, she glanced once at him and instantly looked away.
+His face was as white as paper; and when she saw that her heart first
+stopped beating, and then pounded off in a wild frightened pæan.
+
+"I--cannot tell you--I don't know--exactly."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+She hardly recognized his voice; instinctively she began backing away.
+
+"I don't think I--can explain. You--rather terrify me this morning."
+
+"Are you in love with ME?" he demanded in a terrible voice, beginning at
+the wrong end, as he would be sure to do.
+
+Finger at her lip, her blue eyes, bright with unshed tears, resting upon
+his in a gaze as direct as a child's, Sharlee nodded her head up and
+down.
+
+And that was all the hint required by clever Mr. Surface, the famous
+social scientist. He advanced somehow, and took her in his arms. On the
+whole, it was rather surprising how satisfactorily he did it,
+considering that she was the first woman he had ever touched in all his
+days.
+
+So they stood through a time that might have been a minute and might
+have been an age, since all of them that mattered had soared away to the
+sunlit spaces where no time is. After awhile, driven by a strange fierce
+desire to see her face in the light of this new glory, he made a gentle
+effort to hold her off from him, but she clung to him, crying, "No, no!
+I don't want you to see me yet."
+
+After another interval of uncertain length, she said:--
+
+"All along my heart has cried out that you couldn't have done that, and
+hurt me so. _You couldn't_. I will never doubt my heart again. And you
+were so fine--so fine--to forgive me so easily."
+
+In the midst of his dizzying exaltation, he marveled at the ease with
+which she spoke her inmost feeling; he, the great apostle of reason and
+self-mastery, was much slower in recovering lost voice and control. It
+was some time before he would trust himself to speak, and even then the
+voice that he used was not recognizable as his.
+
+"So you are willing to do as much for my father's son as to--to--take
+his name for your own."
+
+"No, this is something that I am doing for myself. Your father was not
+perfect, but he was the only father that ever had a son whose name I
+would take for mine."
+
+A silence.
+
+"We can keep my father's house," he said, in time, "for--for--us to live
+in. You must give up the office. And I will find light remunerative
+work, which will leave at least part of my time free for my book."
+
+She gave a little laugh that was half a sob. "Perhaps--you could
+persuade that wealthy old lady--to get out a second edition of her
+_thesaurus!_"
+
+"I wish I could, though!"
+
+"You talk just like my little Doctor," she gasped--"my--own little
+Doctor.... I've got a little surprise for you--about remunerative
+work," she went on, "only I can't tell you now, because it's a secret.
+Promise that you won't make me tell you."
+
+He promised.
+
+Suddenly, without knowing why, she began to cry, her cheek against his
+breast. "You've had a sad life, little Doctor--a sad life. But I am
+going to make it all up to you--if you will show me the way."
+
+Presently she became aware that her telephone was ringing, and ringing
+as though it had been at it for some time.
+
+"Oh bother! They won't let us have even a little minute together after
+all these years. I suppose you must let me go--"
+
+She turned from the desk with the most beautiful smile he had ever seen
+upon a face.
+
+"It's for you!"
+
+"For me?" he echoed like a man in a dream. "That is--very strange."
+
+Strange, indeed! Outside, the dull world was wagging on as before,
+unaware that there had taken place in this enchanted room the most
+momentous event in history.
+
+He took the receiver from her with a left hand which trembled, and with
+his untrained right somehow caught and imprisoned both of hers. "Stand
+right by me," he begged hurriedly.
+
+Now he hoisted the receiver in the general direction of his ear, and
+said in what he doubtless thought was quite a businesslike manner:
+"Well?"
+
+"Mr. Queed? This is Mr. Hickok," said the incisive voice over the wire.
+"Well, what in the mischief are you doing up there?"
+
+"I'm--I'm--transacting some important business--with the Department,"
+said Mr. Surface, and gave Sharlee's hands a desperate squeeze. "But
+my--"
+
+"Well, we're transacting some important business down here. Never should
+have found you but for Mr. Dayne's happening along. Did you know that
+West had resigned?"
+
+"No, has he? But I started--"
+
+"Peace to his ashes. De mortuis nil nisi bonum. The directors are
+meeting now to elect his successor. Only one name has been mentioned.
+There's only one editor we'll hear of for the paper. Won't you come back
+to us, my boy?"
+
+The young man cleared his throat. "Come? I'd--think it the greatest
+honor--there's nothing I'd rather have. You are all too--too kind to
+me--I can't tell you--but--"
+
+"Oh, no buts! But us no buts now! I'll go tell them--"
+
+"No--wait," called the young man, hastily. "If I come, I don't come as
+Queed, you know. My name is Henry G. Surface. That may make a
+difference--"
+
+"Come as Beelzebub!" said the old man, testily. "We've had enough of
+hiring a _name_ for the _Post_. This time we're after a man, and by the
+Lord, we've got one!"
+
+Henry Surface turned away from the telephone, struggling with less than
+his usual success to show an unmoved face.
+
+"You--know?"
+
+She nodded: in her blue-spar eyes, there was the look of a winged
+victory. "That was the little secret--don't you think it was a nice one?
+It is your magnificent boast come true.... And you don't even say 'I
+told you so'!"
+
+He looked past her out into the park. Over the budding trees, already
+bursting and spreading their fans of green, far off over the jagged
+stretch of roofs, his gaze sought the battered gray _Post_ building and
+the row of windows behind which he had so often sat and worked. A mist
+came before his eyes; the trees curveted and swam; and his visible world
+swung upside down and went out in a singing and spark-shot blackness.
+
+She came to his side again: in silence slipped her hand into his; and
+following both his look and his thought, she felt her own eyes smart
+with a sudden bright dimness.
+
+"This is the best city in the world," said Henry Surface. "The kindest
+people--the _kindest people_--"
+
+"Yes, little Doctor."
+
+He turned abruptly and caught her to him again; and now, hearing even
+above the hammering of his own blood the wild fluttering of her heart
+against his, his tongue unlocked and he began to speak his heart. It was
+not speech as he had always known speech. In all his wonderful array of
+terminology there were no words fitted to this undreamed need; he had to
+discover them somehow, by main strength make them up for himself; and
+they came out stammering, hard-wrung, bearing new upon their rough faces
+the mint-mark of his own heart. Perhaps she did not prize them any the
+less on that account.
+
+"I'm glad that you love me that way--Henry. I must call you Henry
+now--mustn't I, Henry?"
+
+"Do you know," she said, after a time, "I am--_almost_ weakening about
+giving our money for a Home. Somehow, I'd so like for you to have it, so
+that--"
+
+She felt a little shiver run through him.
+
+"No, no! I could not bear to touch it. We shall be far happier--"
+
+"You could stop work, buy yourself comforts, pleasures, trips. It is a
+mad thing," she teased, "to give away money.... Oh, little Doctor--I
+can't breathe if you hold me--so tight."
+
+"About the name," he said presently, "I--dislike to oppose you, but I
+cannot--I cannot--"
+
+"Well, I've decided to change it, Henry, in deference to your wishes."
+
+"I am extremely glad. I myself know a name--"
+
+"Instead of calling it the Henry G. Surface Home--"
+
+Suddenly she drew away from him, leaving behind both her hands for a
+keepsake, and raised to him a look so luminous and radiant that he felt
+himself awed before it, like one who with impious feet has blundered
+upon holy ground.
+
+"I am going to call it the Henry G. Surface _Junior_ Home. Do you know
+any name for a Home so pretty as that?"
+
+"No, no, I--can't let you--"
+
+But she cried him down passionately, saying: "Yes, that is _our_ name
+now, and we are going to make it honorable."
+
+From his place beside the sociological bookcase--perhaps faunal
+naturalists can tell us why--the great pleasure-dog Behemoth, whose
+presence they had both forgotten, raised his leonine head and gave a
+sharp, joyous bark.
+
+
+
+
+
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+
+<div class="figcenter"><a href="images/001.jpg"><img src=
+"images/001.jpg" width="45%" alt="" title="" /></a><br />
+<br />
+<b>MR. QUEED, YOU ARE AFFLICTED WITH A FATAL MALADY. YOUR COSMOS IS
+ALL EGO</b>
+<br /></div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h1>QUEED</h1>
+<h3>A NOVEL</h3>
+<h4>BY</h4>
+<h4>HENRY SYDNOR HARRISON</h4>
+<h5>WITH A FRONTISPIECE BY<br />
+R.M. CROSBY</h5>
+<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/002.png" width="10%" alt=""
+title="" /></div>
+<p class="center">BOSTON AND NEW YORK<br />
+HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY</p>
+<p class="center"><b>The Riverside Press Cambridge</b><br />
+1911</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h3>TO MY MOTHER</h3>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<div class="center">
+<table summary="">
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#I">I</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#I"><i>First Meeting between a Citizen in Spectacles
+and the Great<br />
+Pleasure-Dog Behemoth; also of Charles Gardiner West, a<br />
+Personage at Thirty</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#I">3</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#II">II</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#II"><i>Mrs. Paynter's Boarding-House: which was not
+founded as an<br />
+Eleemosynary Institution</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#II">14</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#III">III</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#III"><i>Encounter between Charlotte Lee Weyland, a
+Landlady's Agent,<br />
+and Doctor Queed, a Young Man who wouldn't pay
+hisBoard</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#III">25</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#IV">IV</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#IV"><i>Relating how Two Stars in their Courses fought
+for Mr. Queed;<br />
+and how he accepted Remunerative Employment under Colonel<br />
+Cowles, the Military Political Economist</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#IV">40</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#V">V</a></td>
+<td><br /></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#V"><i>Selections from Contemporary Opinions of Mr.
+Queed; also concerning<br />
+Henry G. Surface, his Life and Deeds; of Fifi, the<br />
+Landlady's Daughter, and how she happened to look up Altruism<br />
+in the Dictionary</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#V">51</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#VI">VI</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#VI"><i>Autobiographical Data imparted, for Sound
+Business Reasons,<br />
+to a Landlady's Agent; of the Agent's Other Title,
+etc.</i></a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#VI">64</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XVII">VII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#VII"><i>In which an Assistant Editor, experiencing
+the Common Desire<br />
+to thrash a Proof-Reader, makes a Humiliating Discovery;<br />
+and of how Trainer Klinker gets a Pupil the Same
+Evening</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#VII">79</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XVIII">VIII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#VIII"><i>Formal Invitation to Fifi to share Queed's
+Dining-Room (provided<br />
+it is very cold upstairs); and First Outrage upon the<br />
+Sacred Schedule of Hours</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#VIII">93</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#IX">IX</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#IX"><i>Of Charles Gardiner West, President-Elect of
+Blaines College,<br />
+and his Ladies Fair: all in Mr. West's Lighter Manner</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#IX">104</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#X">X</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#X"><i>Of Fifi on Friendship, and who would be sorry
+if Queed died;<br />
+of Queed's Mad Impulse, sternly overcome; of his Indignant<br />
+Call upon Nicolovius, the Old Professor</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#X">114</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XI">XI</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XI"><i>Concerning a Plan to make a Small Gift to a
+Fellow-Boarder,<br />
+and what it led to in the Way of Calls; also touching upon<br />
+Mr. Queed's Dismissal from the Post, and the Generous Resolve<br />
+of the Young Lady, Charles Weyland</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#IX">127</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XII">XII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XII"><i>More Consequences of the Plan about the Gift,
+and of how Mr.<br />
+Queed drinks his Medicine like a Man; Fifi on Men, and<br />
+how they do; Second Corruption of the Sacred Schedule</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XII">137</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XIII">XIII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XIII"><i>"Taking the Little Doctor Down a Peg or
+Two": as performed<br />
+for the First and Only Time by Sharlee Weyland</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XIII">146</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XIV">XIV</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XIV"><i>In which Klinker quotes Scripture, and Queed
+has helped Fifi<br />
+with her Lessons for the Last Time</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XIV">163</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XV">XV</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XV"><i>In a Country Churchyard, and afterwards; of
+Friends: how they<br />
+take your Time while they live, and then die, upsetting your<br />
+Evening's Work; and what Buck Klinker saw in the Scriptorium<br />
+at 2 a.m.</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XV">174</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XVI">XVI</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XVI"><i>Triumphal Return of Charles Gardiner West
+from the Old World;<br />
+and of how the Other World had wagged in his Absence</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XVI">186</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XVII">XVII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XVII"><i>A Remeeting in a Cemetery: the Unglassed
+Queed who loafed on<br />
+Rustic Bridges; of the Consequences of failing to tell a Lady<br />
+that you hope to see her again soon</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XVII">200</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XVIII">XVIII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XVIII"><i>Of President West of Old Blaines College,
+his Trustees and his<br />
+Troubles; his Firmness in the Brown-Jones Hazing Incident<br />
+so misconstrued by Malicious Asses; his Article for the Post,<br />
+and why it was never printed: all ending in West's Profound<br />
+Dissatisfaction with the Rewards of Patriotism</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XVIII">216</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XIX">XIX</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XIX"><i>The Little House on Duke of Gloucester
+Street; and the Beginning<br />
+of Various Feelings, Sensibilities, and Attitudes between two<br />
+Lonely Men</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XIX">239</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XX">XX</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XX"><i>Meeting of the Post Directors to elect a
+Successor to Colonel<br />
+Cowles; Charles Gardiner West's Sensible Remarks on Mr. Queed;
+Mr.<br />
+West's Resignation from Old Blaines College, and New
+Consecration<br />
+to the Uplift</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XX">248</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXI">XXI</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXI"><i>Queed sits on the Steps with Sharlee, and
+sees Some Old Soldiers<br />
+go marching by</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXI">257</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXII">XXII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXII"><i>In which Professor Nicolovius drops a Letter
+on the Floor, and<br />
+Queed conjectures that happiness sometimes comes to Men<br />
+wearing a Strange Face</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXII">274</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXIII">XXIII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXIII"><i>Of the Bill for the Reformatory, and its
+Critical Situation; of<br />
+West's Second Disappointment with the Rewards of Patriotism;<br />
+of the Consolation he found in the Most Charming Resolve<br />
+in the World</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXIII">290</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXIV">XXIV</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXIV"><i>Sharlee's Parlor on Another Evening; how One
+Caller outsat Two,<br />
+and why; also, how Sharlee looked in her Mirror for a Long<br />
+Time, and why</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXIV">300</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXV">XXV</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXV"><i>Recording a Discussion about the Reformatory
+between Editor<br />
+West and his Dog-like Admirer, the City Boss; and a Briefer<br />
+Conversation between West and Prof. Nicolovius's
+Boarder</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXV">312</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXVI">XXVI</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXVI"><i>In which Queed forces the Old Professor's
+Hand, and the Old<br />
+Professor takes to his Bed</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXVI">330</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXVII">XXVII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXVII"><i>Sharlee Weyland reads the Morning Post; of
+Rev. Mr. Dayne's<br />
+Fight at Ephesus and the Telephone Message that never came;<br />
+of the Editor's Comment upon the Assistant Editor's
+Resignation,<br />
+which perhaps lacked Clarity; and of how Eight Men<br />
+elect a Mayor</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXVII">345</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXVIII">XXVIII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXVIII"><i>How Words can be like Blows, and Blue Eyes
+stab deep; how<br />
+Queed sits by a Bedside and reviews his Life; and how a<br />
+Thought leaps at him and will not down</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXVIII">363</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXIX">XXIX</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXIX"><i>In which Queed's Shoulders can bear One
+Man's Roguery and<br />
+Another's Dishonor, and of what these Fardels cost him: how<br />
+for the Second Time in his Life he stays out of Bed to
+think</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXIX">375</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXX">XXX</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXX"><i>Death of the Old Professor, and how Queed
+finds that his List of<br />
+Friends has grown; a Last Will and Testament; Exchange of<br />
+Letters among Prominent Attorneys, which unhappily proves<br />
+futile</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXX">387</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXXI">XXXI</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXXI"><i>God moves in a Mysterious Way: how the
+finished Miss Avery<br />
+appears as the Instrument of Providence; how Sharlee sees<br />
+her Idol of Many Years go toppling in the Dust, and how it is<br />
+her Turn to meditate in the Still Watches</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXXI">397</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td align="center"><a href="#XXXII">XXXII</a></td>
+<td>&nbsp;</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><a href="#XXXII"><i>Second Meeting between a Citizen and the
+Great Pleasure-Dog<br />
+Behemoth, involving Plans for Two New Homes</i>.</a></td>
+<td align="right"><a href="#XXXII">416</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h1>QUEED</h1>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="I" id="I"></a>I</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>First Meeting between a citizen in Spectacles and the Great
+Pleasure-Dog Behemoth; also of Charles Gardiner West, a Personage
+at Thirty.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>It was five of a November afternoon, crisp and sharp, and
+already running into dusk. Down the street came a girl and a dog,
+rather a small girl and quite a behemothian dog. If she had been a
+shade smaller, or he a shade more behemothian, the thing would have
+approached a parody on one's settled idea of a girl and a dog. She
+had enough height to save that, but it was the narrowest sort of
+squeak.</p>
+<p>The dog was of the breed which are said to come trotting into
+Alpine monasteries of a winter's night with fat American travelers
+in their mouths, frozen stiff. He was extremely large for his age,
+whatever that was. On the other hand, the girl was small for her
+age, which was twenty-four next month; not so much short, you
+understand, for she was of a reasonable height, as of a dainty
+slimness, a certain exquisite reticence of the flesh. She had cares
+and duties and even sober-sided responsibilities in this world,
+beyond the usual run of girls. Yet her hat was decidedly of the
+mode that year; her suit was smartly and engagingly cut; her furs
+were glossy and black and big. Her face, it may be said here as
+well as later, had in its time given pleasure to the male sex, and
+some food for critical conversation to the female. A good many of
+the young men whom she met along the way this afternoon appeared
+distinctly pleased to speak to her.</p>
+<p>The girl was Sharlee Weyland, and Sharlee was the short for
+Charlotte Lee, as invented by herself some score of years before.
+One baby-name in a hundred sticks through a lifetime, and hers was
+the one in that particular hundred. Of the young men along the way,
+one was so lucky as to catch her eye through a large plate-glass
+window. It was Semple and West's window, the ground-floor one in
+the great new Commonwealth Building, of which the town is rightly
+so proud, and the young man was no other than West, Charles
+Gardiner himself. A smile warmed his good-looking face when he met
+the eye of the girl and the dog; he waved a hand at them. That
+done, he immediately vanished from the window and reached for his
+hat and coat; gave hurried directions to a clerk and a
+stenographer; and sallying forth, overtook the pair before they had
+reached the next corner.</p>
+<p>"Everything's topsy-turvy," said he, coming alongside. "Here you
+are frivolously walking downtown with a dog. Usually at this time
+you are most earnestly walking uptown, and not a sign of a dog as
+far as the eye can see. What on earth's happened?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, how do you do?" said she, apparently not displeased to find
+herself thus surprised from the rear. "I too have a mad kind of
+feeling, as though the world had gone upside down. Don't be amazed
+if I suddenly clutch out at you to keep from falling. But the name
+of it&mdash;of this feeling&mdash;is having a holiday. Mr. Dayne
+went to New York at 12.20."</p>
+<p>"Ah, I see. When the cat's away?"</p>
+<p>"Not at all. I am taking this richly earned vacation by his
+express command."</p>
+<p>"In that case, why mightn't we turn about and go a real
+walk&mdash;cease picking our way through the noisome hum of
+commerce and set brisk evening faces toward the open road&mdash;and
+all that? You and I and the dog. What is his name? Rollo, I
+suppose?"</p>
+<p>"Rollo! No! Or Tray or Fido, either! His name is Bee, short for
+Behemoth&mdash;and I think that a very captivating little name,
+don't you? His old name, the one I bought him by, was
+Fred&mdash;<i>Fred</i>!&mdash;but already he answers to the pretty
+name of Bee as though he were born to it. Watch." She pursed her
+lips and gave a whistle, unexpectedly loud and clear. "Here, Bee,
+here! Here, sir! Look, look. He turned around <i>right
+away</i>!"</p>
+<p>West laughed. "Wonderfully gifted dog. But I believe you
+mentioned taking a walk in the November air. I can only say that
+physicians strongly recommend it, valetudinarians swear by
+it&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;if I only could!&mdash;but I simply cannot think of
+it. Do you know, I never have a holiday without wondering how on
+earth I could have gotten on another day without it. You can't
+imagine what loads of things I've done since two o'clock, and loads
+remain. The very worst job of them all still hangs by a hair over
+my head. I must cross here."</p>
+<p>West said that evidently her conception of a holiday was badly
+mixed. As they walked he paid for her society by incessantly taking
+off his hat; nearly everybody they met spoke to them, many more to
+him than to her. Though both of them had been born in that city and
+grown up with it, the girl had only lately come to know West well,
+and she did not know him very well now. All the years hitherto she
+had joined in the general admiration of him shyly and from a
+distance, the pretty waiting-lady's attitude toward the dazzling
+young crown prince. She was observant, and so she could not fail to
+observe now the cordiality with which people of all sorts saluted
+him, the touch of deference in the greeting of not a few. He was
+scarcely thirty, but it would have been clear to a duller eye that
+he was already something of a personage. Yet he held no public
+office, nor were his daily walks the walks of philanthropic labor
+for the common good. In fact Semple &amp; West's was merely a
+brokerage establishment, which was understood to be cleaning up a
+tolerable lot of money per annum.</p>
+<p>They stood on the corner, waiting for a convenient chance to
+cross, and West looked at her as at one whom it was pleasant to
+rest one's eyes upon. She drew his attention to their humming
+environment. For a city of that size the life and bustle here were,
+indeed, such as to take the eye. Trolley cars clanged by in a
+tireless procession; trucks were rounding up for stable and for
+bed; delivery wagons whizzed corners and bumped on among them; now
+and then a chauffeur honked by, grim eyes roving for the unwary
+pedestrian. On both sides of the street the homeward march of tired
+humans was already forming and quickening.</p>
+<p>"Heigho! We're living in an interesting time, you and I," said
+West. "It isn't every generation that can watch its old town change
+into a metropolis right under its eyes."</p>
+<p>"I remember," said she, "when it was an exciting thing to see
+anybody on the street you didn't know. You went home and told the
+family about it, and very likely counted the spoons next morning.
+The city seemed to belong to <i>us</i> then. And now&mdash;look.
+Everywhere new kings that know not Joseph. Bee!"</p>
+<p>"It's the law of life; the old order changeth." He turned and
+looked along the street, into the many faces of the homeward bound.
+"The eternal mystery of the people.... Don't you like to look at
+their faces and wonder what they're all doing and thinking and
+hoping and dreaming to make out of their lives?"</p>
+<p>"Don't you think they're all hoping and dreaming just one
+thing?&mdash;how to make more money than they're making at present?
+All over the world," said Miss Weyland, "bright young men lie awake
+at night, thinking up odd, ingenious ways to take other people's
+money away from them. These young men are the spirit of America.
+We're having an irruption of them here now ... the Goths sacking
+the sacred city."</p>
+<p>"Clever rascals they are too. I," said West, "belong to the
+other group. I sleep of nights and wake up in the morning to have
+your bright young Goths take my money away from me."</p>
+<p>He laughed and continued: "Little Bobby Smythe, who used to live
+here, was in my office the other day. I was complimenting him on
+the prosperity of the plumbers' supply manufacture&mdash;for such
+is his mundane occupation, in Schenectady, N.Y. Bobby said that
+plumbers' supplies were all well enough, but he made his real money
+from an interesting device of his own. There is a lot of building
+going on in his neighborhood, it seems, and it occurred to him to
+send around to the various owners and offer his private watchman to
+guard the loose building materials at night. This for the very
+reasonable price of $3.50 a week. It went like hot cakes. 'But,'
+said I, 'surely your one watchman can't look after thirty-seven
+different places.' 'No,' said Bobby, 'but they think he does.' I
+laughed and commended his ingenuity. 'But the best part of the
+joke,' said he, 'is that <i>I haven't got any watchman at
+all</i>.'"</p>
+<p>Sharlee Weyland laughed gayly. "Bobby could stand for the
+portrait of young America."</p>
+<p>"You've been sitting at the feet of a staunch old Tory Gamaliel
+named Colonel Cowles. I can see that. Ah, me! My garrulity has cost
+us a splendid chance to cross. What are all these dreadful things
+you have still left to do on your so-called holiday?"</p>
+<p>"Well," said she, "first I'm going to Saltman's to buy
+stationery. Boxes and boxes of it, for the Department. Bee! Come
+here, sir! Look how fat this purse is. I'm going to spend all of
+that. Bee! I wish I had put him to leash. He's going to hurt
+himself in a minute&mdash;you see!&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Don't you think he's much more likely to hurt somebody else?
+For a guess, that queer-looking little citizen in spectacles over
+the way, who so evidently doesn't know where he is at."</p>
+<p>"Oh, do you think so?&mdash;Bee!... Then, after stationery,
+comes the disagreeable thing, and yet interesting too. I have to go
+to my Aunt Jennie's, dunning."</p>
+<p>"You are compelled to dun your Aunt Jennie?"</p>
+<p>She laughed. "No&mdash;dun for her, because she's too
+tender-hearted to do it herself. There's a man there who won't pay
+his board. Bee! Bee!&mdash;BEE!-O heavens&mdash;It's happened!"</p>
+<p>And, too quick for West, she was gone into the
+m&ecirc;l&eacute;e, which immediately closed in behind her,
+barricading him away.</p>
+<p>What had happened was a small tragedy in its way. The little
+citizen in spectacles, who had been standing on the opposite corner
+vacantly eating an apple out of a paper bag, had unwisely chosen
+his moment to try the crossing. He was evidently an indoors sort of
+man and no shakes at crossing streets, owing to the introspective
+nature of his mind. A grocery wagon shaved him by an inch. It was
+doing things to the speed-limit, this wagon, because a dashing
+police patrol was close behind, treading on its tail and
+indignantly clanging it to turn out, which it could not possibly
+do. To avoid erasing the little citizen, the patrol man had to pull
+sharply out; and this manoeuvre, as Fate had written it, brought
+him full upon the great dog Behemoth, who, having slipped across
+the tracks, stood gravely waiting for the flying wagon to pass.
+Thus it became a clear case of <i>sauve qui peut</i>, and the devil
+take the hindermost. There was nothing in the world for Behemoth to
+do but wildly leap under the hoofs for his life. This he did
+successfully. But on the other side he met the spectacled citizen
+full and fair, and down they went together with a thud.</p>
+<p>The little man came promptly to a sitting posture and took stock
+of the wreck. His hat he could not see anywhere, the reason being
+that he was sitting on it. The paper bag, of course, had burst;
+some of the apples had rolled to amazing distances, and newsboys,
+entire strangers to the fallen gentleman, were eating them with
+cries of pleasure. This he saw in one pained glance. But on the
+very heels of the dog, it seemed, came hurrying a girl with marks
+of great anxiety on her face.</p>
+<p>"Can you possibly forgive him? That fire-alarm thing scared him
+crazy&mdash;he's usually so good! You aren't hurt, are you? I do
+hope so much that you aren't?"</p>
+<p>The young man, sitting calmly in the street, glanced up at Miss
+Weyland with no sign of interest.</p>
+<p>"I have no complaint to make," he answered, precisely; "though
+the loss of my fruit seems unfortunate, to say the least of
+it."</p>
+<p>"I know! The way they fell on them," she answered, as
+self-unconscious as he&mdash;"quite as though you had offered to
+treat! I'm very much mortified&mdash;But&mdash;<i>are</i> you hurt?
+I thought for a minute that the coal cart was going right over
+you."</p>
+<p>A crowd had sprung up in a wink; a circle of interested faces
+watching the unembarrassed girl apologizing to the studious-looking
+little man who sat so calmly upon his hat in the middle of the
+street. Meantime all traffic on that side was hopelessly blocked.
+Swearing truck drivers stood up on their seats from a block away to
+see what had halted the procession.</p>
+<p>"But what is the object of a dog like that?" inquired the man
+ruminatively. "What good is he? What is he for?"</p>
+<p>"Why&mdash;why&mdash;why," said she, looking ready to
+laugh&mdash;"he's not a utilitarian dog at all, you see! He's a
+pleasure-dog, you know&mdash;just a big, beautiful dog to give
+pleasure!&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"The pleasure he has given me," said the man, gravely producing
+his derby from beneath him and methodically undenting it, "is
+negligible. I may say non-existent."</p>
+<p>From somewhere rose a hoarse titter. The girl glanced up, and
+for the first time became aware that her position was somewhat
+unconventional. A very faint color sprang into her cheeks, but she
+was not the kind to retreat in disorder. West dodged through the
+blockade in time to hear her say with a final, smiling bow:</p>
+<p>"I'm so glad you aren't hurt, believe me ... And if my dog has
+given you no pleasure, you may like to think that you have given
+him a great deal."</p>
+<p>A little flushed but not defeated, her gloved hand knotted in
+Behemoth's gigantic scruff, she moved away, resigning the situation
+to West. West handled it in his best manner, civilly assisting the
+little man to rise, and bowing himself off with the most graceful
+expressions of regret for the mishap.</p>
+<p>Miss Weyland was walking slowly, waiting for him, and he fell in
+beside her on the sidewalk.</p>
+<p>"Don't speak to me suddenly," said she, in rather a muffled
+voice. "I don't want to scream on a public street."</p>
+<p>"Scratch a professor and you find a Tartar," said West, laughing
+too. "When I finally caught you, laggard that I was, you looked as
+if he were being rude."</p>
+<p>Miss Weyland questioned the rudeness; she said that the man was
+only superbly natural. "Thoughts came to him and he blabbed them
+out artlessly. The only things that he seemed in the least
+interested in were his apples and Bee. Don't you think from this
+that he must be a floral and faunal naturalist?"</p>
+<p>"No Goth, at any rate. Did you happen to notice the tome
+sticking out of his coat pocket? It was <i>The Religion of
+Humanity</i>, unless my old eyes deceived me. Who under heaven
+reads Comte nowadays?"</p>
+<p>"Not me," said Miss Weyland.</p>
+<p>"There's nothing to it. As a wealthy old friend of mine once
+remarked, people who read that sort of books never make over
+eighteen hundred a year."</p>
+<p>On that they turned into Saltman's. There much stationery and
+collateral stuff was bought for cash paid down, and all for the use
+of the Department. Next, at a harness-store, a leash was bargained
+for and obtained, and Behemoth bowled over no more young men that
+day. Thereafter, the two set their faces westerly till they came to
+the girl's home, where the dog was delivered to the cook, and Miss
+Weyland went upstairs to kiss her mother. Still later they set out
+northward through the lamp-lit night for the older part of town,
+where resided the aunt on whose behalf there was dunning to be done
+that night.</p>
+<p>Charles Gardiner West asserted that he had not a thing in all
+this world to do, and that erranding was only another way of taking
+a walk, when you came to think of it. She was frankly glad of his
+company; to be otherwise was to be fantastic; and now as they
+strolled she led him to talk of his work, which was never
+difficult. For West, despite his rising prosperity, was
+dissatisfied with his calling, the reason being, as he himself
+sometimes put it, that his heart did not abide with the money
+changers.</p>
+<p>"Sometimes at night," he said seriously, "I look back over the
+busy day and ask myself what it has all amounted to. Suppose I did
+all the world's stock-jobbing, what would I really have
+accomplished? You may say that I could take all the money I made
+and spend it for free hospitals, but would I do it? No. The more I
+made, the more I'd want for myself, the more all my interest and
+ambition would twine themselves around the counting-room. You can't
+serve two masters, can you, Miss Weyland? Uplifting those who need
+uplifting is a separate business, all by itself."</p>
+<p>"You could make the money," laughed she, "and let me spend it
+for you. I know this minute where I could put a million to glorious
+advantage."</p>
+<p>"I'm going to get out of it," said West. "I've told Semple
+so&mdash;though perhaps it ought not to go further just yet. I'd
+enjoy," said he, "just such work as yours. There's none finer.
+You'd like me immensely as your royal master, I suppose? Want
+nothing better than to curtsy and kowtow when I flung out a
+gracious order?&mdash;as, for instance, to shut up shop and go and
+take a holiday?"</p>
+<p>"Delicious! Though I doubt if anybody in the world could improve
+on Mr. Dayne." Suddenly a new thought struck her, and she made a
+faint grimace. "There's nothing so very fine about my present
+work&mdash;oh me! I'll give you that if you want it."</p>
+<p>"I see I must look this gift horse over very closely. What is
+it?"</p>
+<p>"They call it dunning."</p>
+<p>"I forgot. You started to tell me, and then your dog ran amuck
+and began butting perfect strangers all over the place."</p>
+<p>"Oh," said she, "it's the commonest little story in the world.
+All landladies can tell them to you by the hour. This man has been
+at Aunt Jennie's nearly a month, and what's the color of his money
+she hasn't the faintest idea. Such is the way our bright young men
+carve out their fortunes&mdash;the true Gothic architecture!
+Possibly Aunt Jennie has thrown out one or two delicate hints,
+carefully insulated to avoid hurting his feelings. You know the way
+our ladies of the old school do&mdash;the worst collectors the
+world has ever seen. So she telephoned me this morning&mdash;I'm
+her business woman, you see&mdash;asking me to come and advise her,
+and I'm coming, and after supper&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, what'll you do?"</p>
+<p>"I'm going to talk with him, with the man. I'm simply going to
+<i>collect that money</i>. Or if I can't&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"What's the horrid alternative?"</p>
+<p>"I'm going to <i>fire</i> him!"</p>
+<p>West laughed merrily. His face always looked most charming when
+he smiled. "Upon my word I believe you can do it."</p>
+<p>"I <i>have</i> done it, lots of times."</p>
+<p>"Ah! And is the ceremony ever attended by scenes of storm and
+violence?"</p>
+<p>"Never. They march like little lambs when I say the word.
+Hay-foot&mdash;straw-foot!"</p>
+<p>"But then your aunt loses their arrears of board, I
+suppose."</p>
+<p>"Yes, and for that reason I never fire except as a last
+desperate resort. Signs of penitence, earnest resolves to lead a
+better life, are always noted and carefully considered."</p>
+<p>"If you <i>should</i> need help with this customer
+to-night&mdash;not that I think you will, oh no!&mdash;telephone
+me. I'm amazingly good at handling bright young men. This is your
+aunt's, isn't it?"</p>
+<p>"No, no&mdash;next to the corner over there. O heavens!
+Look&mdash;<i>look!</i>"</p>
+<p>West looked. Up the front steps of Miss Weyland's Aunt Jennie's
+a man was going, a smallish man in a suit of dusty clothes, who
+limped as he walked. The electric light at the corner illumined him
+perfectly&mdash;glinted upon the spectacles, touched up the stout
+volume in the coat-pocket, beat full upon the swaybacked derby,
+whereon its owner had sat what time Charlotte Lee Weyland
+apologized for the gaucherie of Behemoth. And as they watched, this
+man pushed open Aunt Jennie's front door, with never so much as a
+glance at the door-bell, and stepped as of right inside.</p>
+<p>Involuntarily West and Miss Weyland had halted; and now they
+stared at each other with a kind of wild surmise which rapidly
+yielded to ludicrous certainty. West broke into a laugh.</p>
+<p>"Well, do you think you'll have the nerve to fire
+<i>him</i>?"</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="II" id="II"></a>II</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Mrs. Paynter's Boarding-House: which was not founded as an
+Eleemosynary Institution.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>There was something of a flutter among the gathered boarders
+when Miss Weyland was seen to be entering the house, and William
+Klinker, who announced the fact from his place by the window, added
+that that had ought to help some with the supper. He reminded the
+parlor that there had been Porterhouse the last time. Miss Miller,
+from the sofa, told Mr. Klinker archly that he was <i>so</i>
+material. She had only the other day mastered the word, but even
+that is more than could be said for Mr. Klinker. Major Brooke stood
+by the Latrobe heater, reading the evening paper under a flaring
+gas-light. He habitually came down early to get it before anybody
+else had a chance. By Miss Miller on the sofa sat Mr. Bylash,
+stroking the glossy moustache which other ladies before her time
+had admired intensely. Despite her archness Miss Miller had heard
+with a pang that Miss Weyland was coming to supper, and her reason
+was not unconnected with this same Mr. Bylash. In earlier meetings
+she had vaguely noted differences between Mrs. Paynter's pretty
+niece and herself. True, she considered these differences all in
+her own favor, as, for example, her far larger back pompadour, with
+the puffs, but you never could tell about gentlemen.</p>
+<p>"I'm surprised," she said to Mr. Klinker, "Mr. Bylash didn't go
+out to give her the glad hand, and welcome her into our humble
+<i>coturee</i>."</p>
+<p>Mr. Bylash, who had been thinking of doing that very thing, said
+rather shortly that the ladies present quite satisfied
+<i>him</i>.</p>
+<p>"And who do you think brought her around and right up to the
+door?" continued William Klinker, taking no notice of their
+blandishments. "Hon. West&mdash;Charles Gardenia West&mdash;"</p>
+<p>A scream from Miss Miller applauded the witty hit.</p>
+<p>"Oh, it ain't mine," said Mr. Klinker modestly. "I heard a
+fellow get it off at the shop the other day. He's a pretty smooth
+fellow, Charles Gardenia is&mdash;a little too smooth for my way of
+thinking. A fellow that's always so smilin'&mdash;Oh, you Smithy!"
+he suddenly yelled out the window&mdash;"Smithy! Hey!&mdash;Aw, I
+can beat the face off you!&mdash;Awright&mdash;eight sharp at the
+same place.&mdash;Go on, you fat Mohawk you!... But say," he
+resumed to the parlor, "y'know that little woman is a stormy petrel
+for this house&mdash;that's right. Remember the last time she was
+here&mdash;the time we had the Porterhouse? Conference in the
+dining-room after supper, and the next morning out went the trunks
+of that red-head fellow&mdash;from Baltimore&mdash;what's his
+name?&mdash;Milhiser."</p>
+<p>"Well, she hasn't got any call to intrude in my affairs," said
+Mr. Bylash, still rather miffed. "I'm here to tell you that!"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I ain't speakin' of the reg'lars," answered Klinker, "so
+don't get nervous. But say, I got kind of a hunch that here is
+where the little Doc gets his."</p>
+<p>Klinker's hunch was not without foundation; this very question
+was being agitated at that moment in the room just over his head.
+Miss Weyland, having passed the parlor porti&egrave;res with no
+thought that her movements were attracting interest on the other
+side of them, skipped up the stairs, rapped on her Aunt Jennie's
+door, and ran breathlessly into the room. Her aunt was sitting by
+the bureau, reading a novel from the circulating library. Though
+she had been sitting right here since about four o'clock, only
+getting up once to light the gas, she had a casual air like one who
+is only killing a moment's time between important engagements. She
+looked up at the girl's entrance, and an affectionate smile lit her
+well-lined face.</p>
+<p>"My dear Sharlee! I'm so glad to see you."</p>
+<p>They kissed tenderly.</p>
+<p>"Oh, Aunt Jennie, tell me! Is he&mdash;this man you telephoned
+me about&mdash;is he a little, small, dried young man, with
+spectacles and a brown derby, and needing a hair-cut, and the
+gravest, drollest manner in the world? Tell me&mdash;is he?"</p>
+<p>"My dear, you have described him to the life. Where did you see
+him?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee collapsed upon the bed. Presently she revived and
+outlined the situation to Aunt Jennie.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Paynter listened with some interest. If humor is a defect,
+as they tell us nowadays, she was almost a faultless woman. And in
+her day she had been a beauty and a toast. You hear it said
+generously of a thousand, but it happened to be true in her case.
+The high-bred regularity of feature still survived, but she had let
+herself go in latter years, as most women will who have other
+things than themselves to think about, and hard things at that. Her
+old black dress was carelessly put on; she could look at herself in
+the mirror by merely leaning forward an inch or two, and it never
+occurred to her to do it&mdash;an uncanny thing in a woman.</p>
+<p>"I'm sure it sounds quite like him," said Mrs. Paynter, when her
+niece had finished. "And so Gardiner West walked around with you. I
+hope, my dear, you asked him in to supper? We have an exceptionally
+nice Porterhouse steak to-night. But I suppose he would
+scorn&mdash;"</p>
+<p>The girl interrupted her, abolishing and demolishing such a
+thought. Mr. West would have been only too pleased, she said, but
+she positively would not ask him, because of the serious work that
+was afoot that night.</p>
+<p>"The pleasure I've so far given your little man," laughed she,
+patting her aunt's cheeks with her two hands, "has been
+negligible&mdash;I have his word for that&mdash;and to-night it is
+going to be the same, only more so."</p>
+<p>Sharlee arose, took off her coat and furs, laid them on the bed,
+and going to the bureau began fixing her hair in the back before
+the long mirror. No matter how well a woman looks to the untrained,
+or man's, eye, she can always put in some time pleasurably fixing
+her hair in the back.</p>
+<p>"Now," said Sharlee, "to business. Tell me all about the little
+dead-beat."</p>
+<p>"It is four weeks next Monday," said Mrs. Paynter, putting a
+shoe-horn in her novel to mark the place, "since the young man came
+to me. He was from New York, and just off the train. He said that
+he had been recommended to my house, but would not say by whom, nor
+could he give references. I did not insist on them, for I can't be
+too strict, Sharlee, with all the other boarding-places there are
+and that room standing empty for two months hand-running, and then
+for three months before that, before Miss Catlett, I mean. The fact
+is, that I ought to be over on the Avenue, where I could have only
+the best people. It would be infinitely more lucrative&mdash;why,
+my dear, you should hear Amy Marsden talk of her enormous profits!
+And Amy, while a dear, sweet little woman, is not clever! I
+remember as girls&mdash;but to go back even of that to the very
+heart of the matter, who ever heard of a clever <i>Wilkerson</i>?
+For she, you know, was born ..."</p>
+<p>"Never you mind Mrs. Marsden, Aunt Jennie," said the girl,
+gently drawing her back to the muttons,&mdash;"we'll make lots more
+money than she some day. So you gave him the room, then?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, the room known as the third hall back. A small, neat,
+economical room, entirely suitable for a single gentleman. I gave
+him my lowest price, though I must say I did not dream then that he
+would spend all his time in his room, apparently having no downtown
+occupation, which is certainly not what one expects from gentlemen,
+who get low terms on the silent understanding that they will take
+themselves out of the house directly after breakfast.
+Nevertheless&mdash;will you believe it?&mdash;ten days passed and
+not a word was said about payment. So one morning I stopped him in
+the hall, as though for a pleasant talk. However, I was careful to
+introduce the point, by means of an anecdote I told him, that
+guests here were expected to pay by the week. Of course I supposed
+that the hint would be sufficient."</p>
+<p>"But it wasn't, alas?"</p>
+<p>"On the contrary, ten days again passed, and you might suppose
+there was no such thing as money in all this world. Then I resolved
+to approach him directly. I knocked on his door, and when he opened
+it, I told him plainly and in so many words that I would be very
+much gratified if he would let me have a check whenever convenient,
+as unfortunately I had heavy bills due that must be met. I was very
+much mortified, Sharlee! As I stood there facing that young man,
+dunning him like a grocer's clerk, it flashed into my mind to
+wonder what your great-grandfather, the Governor, would think if he
+could have looked down and seen me. For as you know, my dear,
+though I doubt if you altogether realize it at all times, since our
+young people of to-day, I regret to have to say it&mdash;though of
+course I do except you from this criticism&mdash;"</p>
+<p>By gentle interruption and deft transition, Sharlee once more
+wafted the conversation back to the subject in hand.</p>
+<p>"And when you went so far as to tell him this, how did he take
+it?"</p>
+<p>"He took it admirably. He told me that I need feel no concern
+about the matter; that while out of funds for the moment, doubtless
+he would be in funds again shortly. His manner was dignified, calm,
+unabashed&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But it didn't blossom, as we might say, in money?"</p>
+<p>"As to that&mdash;no. What are you to do, Sharlee? I feel sure
+the man is not dishonest,&mdash;in fact he has a singularly honest
+face, transparently so,&mdash;but he is only somehow queer. He
+appears an engrossed, absent-minded young man&mdash;what is the
+word I want?&mdash;an eccentric. That is what he is, an engrossed
+young eccentric."</p>
+<p>Sharlee leaned against the bureau and looked at her aunt
+thoughtfully. "Do you gather, Aunt Jennie, that he's a
+gentleman?"</p>
+<p>Mrs. Paynter threw out her hands helplessly. "What does the term
+mean nowadays? The race of gentlemen, as the class existed in my
+day, seems to be disappearing from the face of the earth. We see
+occasional survivals of the old order, like Gardiner West or the
+young Byrd men, but as a whole&mdash;well, my dear, I will only say
+that the modern standards would have excited horror fifty years ago
+and&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, but according to the modern standards, do you think he
+is?"</p>
+<p>"I <i>don't</i> know. He is and he isn't. But
+no&mdash;no&mdash;no! He is <i>not</i> one. No man can be a
+gentleman who is utterly indifferent to the comfort and feelings of
+others, do you think so?"</p>
+<p>"Indeed, no! And is that what he is?"</p>
+<p>"I will illustrate by an incident," said Mrs. Paynter. "As I
+say, this young man spends his entire time in his room, where he
+is, I believe, engaged in writing a book."</p>
+<p>"Oh, me! Then he's penniless, depend upon it."</p>
+<p>"Well, when we had the frost and freeze early last week, he came
+to me one night and complained of the cold in his room. You know,
+Sharlee, I do not rent that room as a sitting-room, nor do I expect
+to heat it, at the low price, other than the heat from the halls.
+So I invited him to make use of the dining-room in the evenings,
+which, as you know, with the folding-doors drawn, and the yellow
+lamp lit, is converted to all intents and purposes into a quiet and
+comfortable reading-room. Somewhat grumblingly he went down. Fifi
+was there as usual, doing her algebra by the lamp. The young man
+took not the smallest notice of her, and presently when she coughed
+several times&mdash;the child's cold happened to be bad that
+night&mdash;he looked up sharply and asked her please to stop. Fifi
+said that she was afraid she couldn't help it. He replied that it
+was impossible for him to work in the room with a noise of that
+sort, and either the noise or he would have to vacate. So Fifi
+gathered up her things and left. I found her, half an hour later,
+in her little bedroom, which was ice-cold, coughing and crying over
+her sums, which she was trying to work at the bureau. That was how
+I found out about it. The child would never have said a word to
+me."</p>
+<p>"How simply outrageous!" said the girl, and became silent and
+thoughtful.</p>
+<p>"Well, what do you think I'd better do, Sharlee?"</p>
+<p>"I think you'd better let me waylay him in the hall after supper
+and tell him that the time has come when he must either pay up or
+pack up."</p>
+<p>"My dear! Can you well be as blunt as that?"</p>
+<p>"Dear Aunt Jennie, as I view it, you are not running an
+eleemosynary institution here?"</p>
+<p>"Of course not," replied Aunt Jennie, who really did not know
+whether she was or not.</p>
+<p>Sharlee dropped into a chair and began manicuring her pretty
+little nails. "The purpose of this establishment is to collect
+money from the transient and resident public. Now you're not a bit
+good at collecting money because you're so well-bred, but I'm not
+so awfully well-bred&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You <i>are</i>&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'm bold&mdash;blunt&mdash;brazen! I'm forward. I'm resolute
+and grim. In short, I belong to the younger generation which you
+despise so&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I don't despise <i>you</i>, you dear&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Come," said Sharlee, springing up; "let's go down. I'm wild to
+meet Mr. Bylash again. Is he wearing the moleskin vest to-night, do
+you know? I was fascinated by it the last time I was here. Aunt
+Jennie, what is the name of this young man&mdash;the one I may be
+compelled to bounce?"</p>
+<p>"His name is Queed. Did you ever&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"Queed? <i>Queed</i>? Q-u-e-e-d?"</p>
+<p>"An odd name, isn't it? There were no such people in my
+day."</p>
+<p>"Probably after to-morrow there will be none such once
+more."</p>
+<p>"Mr. Klinker has christened him the little Doctor&mdash;a hit at
+his appearance and studious habits, you see&mdash;and even the
+servants have taken it up."</p>
+<p>"Aunt Jennie," said Sharlee at the door, "when you introduce the
+little Doctor to me, refer to me as your business woman, won't you?
+Say 'This is my niece, Miss Weyland, who looks after my business
+affairs for me,' or something like that, will you? It will explain
+to him why I, a comparative stranger, show such an interest in his
+financial affairs."</p>
+<p>Mrs. Paynter said, "Certainly, my dear," and they went down, the
+older lady disappearing toward the dining-room. In the parlor
+Sharlee was greeted cordially and somewhat respectfully. Major
+Brooke, who appeared to have taken an extra toddy in honor of her
+coming, or for any other reason why, flung aside his newspaper and
+seized both her hands. Mr. Bylash, in the moleskin waistcoat, sure
+enough, bowed low and referred to her agreeably as "stranger," nor
+did he again return to Miss Miller's side on the sofa. That young
+lady was gay and giggling, but watchful withal. When Sharlee was
+not looking, Miss Miller's eye, rather hard now, roved over her
+ceaselessly from the point of her toe to the top of her feather.
+What was the trick she had, the little way with her, that so
+delightfully unlocked the gates of gentlemen's hearts?</p>
+<p>At supper they were lively and gay. The butter and preserves
+were in front of Sharlee, for her to help to; by her side sat Fifi,
+the young daughter of the house. Major Brooke sat at the head of
+the table and carved the Porterhouse, upon which when the eyes of
+William Klinker fell, they irrepressibly shot forth gleams. At the
+Major's right sat his wife, a pale, depressed, nervous woman, as
+anybody who had lived thirty years with the gallant officer her
+husband had a right to be. She was silent, but the Major talked a
+great deal, not particularly well. Much the same may be said of Mr.
+Bylash and Miss Miller. Across the table from Mrs. Brooke stood an
+empty chair. It belonged to the little Doctor, Mr. Queed. Across
+the table from Sharlee stood another. This one belonged to the old
+professor, Nicolovius. When the meal was well along, Nicolovius
+came in, bowed around the table in his usual formal way, and
+silently took his place. While Sharlee liked everybody in the
+boarding-house, including Miss Miller, Professor Nicolovius was the
+only one of them that she considered at all interesting. This was
+because of his strongly-cut face, like the grand-ducal villain in a
+ten-twenty-thirty melodrama, and his habit of saying savage things
+in a soft, purring voice. He was rude to everybody, and
+particularly rude, so Sharlee thought, to her. As for the little
+Doctor, he did not come in at all. Half-way through supper, Sharlee
+looked at her aunt and gave a meaning glance at the empty seat.</p>
+<p>"I don't know what to make of it," said Mrs. Paynter <i>sotto
+voce</i>. "He's usually so regular."</p>
+<p>To the third floor she dispatched the colored girl Emma, to
+knock upon Mr. Queed's door. Presently Emma returned with the
+report that she had knocked, but could obtain no answer.</p>
+<p>"He's probably fallen asleep over his book," murmured Sharlee.
+"I feel certain it's that kind of book."</p>
+<p>But Mrs. Paynter said that he rarely slept, even at night.</p>
+<p>"... Right on my own front porch, mind you!" Major Brooke was
+declaiming. "And, gentlemen, I shook my finger in his face and
+said, 'Sir, I never yet met a Republican who was not a rogue!' Yes,
+sir, that is just what I told him&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid," said Nicolovius, smoothly,&mdash;it was the only
+word he uttered during the meal,&mdash;"your remark harrows Miss
+Weyland with reminders of the late Mr. Surface."</p>
+<p>The Major stopped short, and a silence fell over the table. It
+was promptly broken by Mrs. Paynter, who invited Mrs. Brooke to
+have a second cup of coffee. Sharlee looked at her plate and said
+nothing. Everybody thought that the old professor's remark was in
+bad taste, for it was generally known that Henry G. Surface was one
+subject that even Miss Weyland's intimate friends never mentioned
+to her. Nicolovius, however, appeared absolutely unconcerned by the
+boarders' silent rebuke. He ate on, rapidly but abstemiously, and
+finished before Mr. Bylash, who had had twenty minutes' start of
+him.</p>
+<p>The last boarder rising drew shut the folding-doors into the
+parlor, while the ladies of the house remained to superintend and
+assist in clearing off the supper things. The last boarder this
+time was Mr. Bylash, who tried without success to catch Miss
+Weyland's eye as he slid to the doors. He hung around in the parlor
+waiting for her till 8.30, at which time, having neither seen nor
+heard sign of her, he took Miss Miller out to the moving-picture
+shows. In the dining-room, when Emma had trayed out the last of the
+things, the ladies put away the unused silver, watered the
+geranium, set back some of the chairs, folded up the white cloth,
+placing it in the sideboard drawer, spread the pretty Turkey-red
+one in its stead, set the reading lamp upon it; and just then the
+clock struck eight.</p>
+<p>"Now then," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>So the three sat down and held a council of war as to how little
+Doctor Queed, the young man who wouldn't pay his board, was to be
+brought into personal contact with Charlotte Lee Weyland, the grim
+and resolute collector. Various stratagems were proposed, amid much
+merriment. But the collector herself adhered to her original idea
+of a masterly waiting game.</p>
+<p>"Only trust me," said she. "He can't spend the rest of his life
+shut up in that room in a state of dreadful siege. Hunger or thirst
+will force him out; he'll want to buy some of those apples, or to
+mail a letter&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Fifi, who sat on the arm of Sharlee's chair, laughed and
+coughed. "He never writes any. And he never has gotten but one, and
+that came to-night."</p>
+<p>"Fifi, did you take your syrup before supper? Well, go and take
+it this minute."</p>
+<p>"Mother, it doesn't do any good."</p>
+<p>"The doctor gave it to you, my child, and it's going to make you
+better soon."</p>
+<p>Sharlee followed Fifi out with troubled eyes. However, Mrs.
+Paynter at once drew her back to the matter in hand.</p>
+<p>"Sharlee, do you know what would be the very way to settle this
+little difficulty? To write him a formal, businesslike letter.
+We'll&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, I've thought of that, Aunt Jennie, and I don't believe it's
+the way. A letter couldn't get to the bottom of the matter. You
+see, we want to find out something about this man, and why he isn't
+paying, and whether there is reason to think he can and will pay.
+Besides, I think he needs a talking to on general principles."</p>
+<p>"Well&mdash;but how are you going to do it, my dear?"</p>
+<p>"Play a Fabian game. Wait!&mdash;be stealthy and wait! If he
+doesn't come out of hiding to-night, I'll return for him to-morrow.
+I'll keep on coming, night after night, night after night,
+n&mdash;Some one's knocking&mdash;".</p>
+<p>"Come in," said Mrs. Paynter, looking up.</p>
+<p>The door leading into the hall opened, and the man himself stood
+upon the threshold, looking at them absently.</p>
+<p>"May I have some supper, Mrs. Paynter? I was closely engaged and
+failed to notice the time."</p>
+<p>Sharlee arose. "Certainly. I'll get you some at once," she
+answered innocently enough. But to herself she was saying: "The
+Lord has delivered him into my hand."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="III" id="III"></a>III</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Encounter between Charlotte Lee Weyland, a Landlady's Agent,
+and Doctor Queed, a Young Man who wouldn't pay his Board.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Sharlee glanced at Mrs. Paynter, who caught herself and said:
+"Mr. Queed, my niece&mdash;Miss Weyland."</p>
+<p>But over the odious phrase, "my business woman," her lips
+boggled and balked; not to save her life could she bring herself to
+damn her own niece with such an introduction.</p>
+<p>Noticing the omission and looking through the reasons for it as
+through window-glass, Sharlee smothered a laugh, and bowed. Mr.
+Queed bowed, but did not laugh or even smile. He drew up a chair at
+his usual place and sat down. As by an involuntary reflex, his left
+hand dropped toward his coat-pocket, whence the top edges of a book
+could be descried protruding. Mrs. Paynter moved vaguely toward
+the door. As for her business woman, she made at once for the
+kitchen, where Emma and her faithful co-worker and mother, Laura,
+rose from their supper to assist her. With her own hands the girl
+cut a piece of the Porterhouse for Mr. Queed. Creamed potatoes, two
+large spoonfuls, were added; two rolls; some batterbread; coffee,
+which had to be diluted with a little hot water to make out the
+full cup; butter; damson preserves in a saucer: all of which duly
+set forth and arranged on a shiny black "waiter."</p>
+<p>"Enough for a whole platform of doctors," said Sharlee,
+critically reviewing the spread. "Thank you, Emma."</p>
+<p>She took the tray in both hands and pushed open the swing-doors
+with her side, thus making her ingress to the dining-room in a sort
+of crab-fashion. Mrs. Paynter was gone. Mr. Queed sat alone in the
+dining-room. His book lay open on the table and he was humped over
+it, hand in his hair.</p>
+<p>Having set her tray on the side-table, Sharlee came to his side
+with the plate of steak and potatoes. He did not stir, and
+presently she murmured, "I beg your pardon."</p>
+<p>He looked up half-startled, not seeming to take in for the first
+second who or what she was.</p>
+<p>"Oh ... yes."</p>
+<p>He moved his book, keeping his finger in the place, and she set
+down the plate. Next she brought the appurtenances one by one, the
+butter, coffee, and so on. The old mahogany sideboard yielded
+knife, fork, and spoon; salt and pepper; from the right-hand
+drawer, a fresh napkin. These placed, she studied them, racked her
+brains a moment and, from across the table&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Is there anything else?"</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed's eye swept over his equipment with intelligent
+quickness. "A glass of water, please."</p>
+<p>"Oh!&mdash;Certainly."</p>
+<p>Sharlee poured a glass from the battered silver pitcher on the
+side-table&mdash;the one that the Yankees threw out of the window
+in May, 1862&mdash;and duly placed it. Mr. Queed was oblivious to
+the little courtesy. By this time he had propped his book open
+against the plate of rolls and was reading it between cuts on the
+steak. Beside the plate he had laid his watch, an open-faced nickel
+one about the size of a desk-clock.</p>
+<p>"Do you think that is everything?"</p>
+<p>"I believe that is all."</p>
+<p>"Do you remember me?" then asked Sharlee.</p>
+<p>He glanced at her briefly through his spectacles, his eyes soon
+returning to his supper.</p>
+<p>"I think not."</p>
+<p>The girl smiled suddenly, all by herself. "It was my dog
+that&mdash;upset you on Main Street this afternoon. You may
+remember ...? I thought you seemed to&mdash;to limp a little when
+you came in just now. I'm awfully sorry for
+the&mdash;mishap&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It is of no consequence," he said, with some signs of unrest.
+"I walk seldom. Your&mdash;pleasure-dog was uninjured, I
+trust?"</p>
+<p>"Thank you. He was never better."</p>
+<p>That the appearance of the pleasure-dog's owner as a familiar of
+his boarding-house piqued his curiosity not the slightest was only
+too evident. He bowed, his eyes returning from steak to book.</p>
+<p>"I am obliged to you for getting my supper."</p>
+<p>If he had said, "Will you kindly go?" his meaning could hardly
+have been more unmistakable. However, Mrs. Paynter's resolute agent
+held her ground. Taking advantage of his gross absorption, she now
+looked the delinquent boarder over with some care. At first glance
+Mr. Queed looked as if he might have been born in a library, where
+he had unaspiringly settled down. To support this impression there
+were his pallid complexion and enormous round spectacles; his dusty
+air of premature age; his general effect of dried-up detachment
+from his environment. One noted, too, the tousled mass of
+nondescript hair, which he wore about a month too long; the
+necktie-band triumphing over the collar in the back; the collar
+itself, which had a kind of celluloid look and shone with a blue
+unwholesome sheen under the gas-light. On the other hand there was
+the undeniably trim cut of the face, which gave an unexpected and
+contradictory air of briskness. The nose was bold; the long
+straight mouth might have belonged to a man of action. Probably the
+great spectacles were the turning-point in the man's whole effect.
+You felt that if you could get your hands on him long enough to
+pull those off, and cut his hair, you might have an individual who
+would not so surely have been christened the little Doctor.</p>
+<p>These details the agent gathered at her leisure. Meantime here
+was the situation, stark and plain; and she, and she alone, must
+handle it. She must tell this young man, so frankly engrossed in
+his mental and material food, which he ate by his watch, that he
+must fork over four times seven-fifty or vacate the premises....
+Yes, but how to do it? He could not be much older than she herself,
+but his manner was the most impervious, the most impossible that
+she had ever seen. "I'm grim and I'm resolute," she said over to
+herself; but the splendid defiance of the motto failed to quicken
+her blood. Not even the recollection of the month's sponge for
+board and the house-rent due next week spurred her to action. Then
+she thought of Fifi, whom Mr. Queed had packed off sobbing for his
+good pleasure, and her resolution hardened.</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid I must interrupt your reading for a moment," she
+said quietly. "There is something I want to say...."</p>
+<p>He glanced up for the second time. There was surprise and some
+vexation in the eyes behind his circular glasses, but no sign of
+any interest.</p>
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+<p>"When my aunt introduced you to me just now she did
+not&mdash;did not identify me as she should&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Really, does it make any difference?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, I think it does. You see, I am not only her niece, but her
+business woman, her agent, as well. She isn't very good at
+business, but still she has a good deal of it to be done. She runs
+this boarding-place, and people of various kinds come to her and
+she takes them into her house. Many of these people are entirely
+unknown to her. In this way trouble sometimes arises. For instance
+people come now and then who&mdash;how shall I put it?&mdash;are
+very reserved about making their board-payments. My aunt hardly
+knows how to deal with them&mdash;"</p>
+<p>He interrupted her with a gesture and a glance at his watch. "It
+always seems to me an unnecessary waste of time not to be direct.
+You have called to collect my arrearage for board?"</p>
+<p>"Well, yes. I have."</p>
+<p>"Please tell your aunt that when I told her to give herself no
+concern about that matter, I exactly meant what I said. To-night I
+received funds through the mail; the sum, twenty dollars. Your
+aunt," said he, obviously ready to return to his reading matter,
+"shall have it all."</p>
+<p>But Sharlee had heard delinquent young men talk like that
+before, and her business platform in these cases was to be
+introduced to their funds direct.</p>
+<p>"That would cut down the account nicely," said she, looking at
+him pleasantly, but a shade too hard to imply a beautiful trust.
+She went on much like the firm young lady enumerators who take the
+census: "By the way&mdash;let me ask: Have you any regular business
+or occupation?"</p>
+<p>"Not, I suppose, in the sense in which you mean the
+interrogation."</p>
+<p>"Perhaps you have friends in the city, who&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Friends! Here! Good Lord&mdash;<i>no!</i>" said he, with
+exasperated vehemence.</p>
+<p>"I gather," was surprised from her, "that you do not
+wish&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"They are the last thing in the world that I desire. My
+experience in that direction in New York quite sufficed me, I
+assure you. I came here," said he, with rather too blunt an
+implication, "to be let alone."</p>
+<p>"I was thinking of references, you know. You have friends in New
+York, then?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, I have two. But I doubt if you would regard them as
+serviceable for references. The best of them is only a policeman;
+the other is a yeggman by trade&mdash;his brother, by the way."</p>
+<p>She was silent a moment, wondering if he were telling the truth,
+and deciding what to say next. The young man used the silence to
+bolt his coffee at a gulp and go hurriedly but deeply into the
+preserves.</p>
+<p>"My aunt will be glad that you can make a remittance to-night. I
+will take it to her for you with pleasure."</p>
+<p>"Oh!&mdash;All right."</p>
+<p>He put his hand into his outer breast-pocket, pulled out an
+envelope, and absently pitched it across the table. She looked at
+it and saw that it was postmarked the city and bore a typewritten
+address.</p>
+<p>"Am I to open this?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, as you like," said he, and, removing the spoon, turned a
+page.</p>
+<p>The agent picked up the envelope with anticipations of helpful
+clues. It was her business to find out everything that she could
+about Mr. Queed. A determinedly moneyless, friendless, and
+vocationless young man could not daily stretch his limbs under her
+aunt's table and retain the Third Hall Back against more
+compensatory guests. But the letter proved a grievous
+disappointment to her. Inside was a folded sheet of cheap white
+paper, apparently torn from a pad. Inside the sheet was a new
+twenty-dollar bill. That was all. Apart from the address, there was
+no writing anywhere.</p>
+<p>Yet the crisp greenback, incognito though it came, indubitably
+suggested that Mr. Queed was not an entire stranger to the science
+of money-making.</p>
+<p>"Ah," said the agent, insinuatingly, "evidently you have
+<i>some</i> occupation, after all&mdash;of&mdash;of a productive
+sort...."</p>
+<p>He looked up again with that same air of vexed surprise, as much
+as to say: "What! You still hanging around!"</p>
+<p>"I don't follow you, I fear."</p>
+<p>"I assume that this money comes to you in payment for
+some&mdash;work you have done&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It is an assumption, certainly."</p>
+<p>"You can appreciate, perhaps, that I am not idly inquisitive. I
+shouldn't&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"What is it that you wish to know?"</p>
+<p>"As to this money&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Really, you know as much about it as I do. It came exactly as I
+handed it to you: the envelope, the blank paper, and the bill."</p>
+<p>"But you know, of course, where it comes from?"</p>
+<p>"I can't say I do. Evidently," said Mr. Queed, "it is intended
+as a gift."</p>
+<p>"Then&mdash;perhaps you have a good friend here after all? Some
+one who has guessed&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I think I told you that I have but two friends, and I know for
+a certainty that they are both in New York. Besides, neither of
+them would give me twenty dollars."</p>
+<p>"But&mdash;but&mdash;but," said the girl, laughing through her
+utter bewilderment&mdash;"aren't you interested to know who
+<i>did</i> give it to you? Aren't you <i>curious?</i> I assure you
+that in this city it's not a bit usual to get money through the
+mails from anonymous admirers&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Nor did I say that this was a usual case. I told you that I
+didn't <i>know</i> who sent me this."</p>
+<p>"Exactly&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But I have an idea. I think my father sent it."</p>
+<p>"Oh! Your father ..."</p>
+<p>So he had a father, an eccentric but well-to-do father, who,
+though not a friend, yet sent in twenty dollars now and then to
+relieve his son's necessities. Sharlee felt her heart rising.</p>
+<p>"Don't think me merely prying. You see I am naturally interested
+in the question of whether you&mdash;will find yourself able to
+stay on here&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You refer to my ability to make my board payments?"</p>
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+<p>Throughout this dialogue, Mr. Queed had been eating, steadily
+and effectively. Now he slid his knife and fork into place with a
+pained glance at his watch; and simultaneously a change came over
+his face, a kind of tightening, shot through with Christian
+fortitude, which plainly advertised an unwelcome resolution.</p>
+<p>"My supper allowance of time," he began warningly, "is
+practically up. However, I suppose the definite settlement of this
+board question cannot be postponed further. I must not leave you
+under any misapprehensions. If this money came from my father, it
+is the first I ever had from him in my life. Whether I am to get
+any more from him is problematical, to say the least. Due
+consideration must be given the fact that he and I have never
+met."</p>
+<p>"Oh!... Does&mdash;he live here, in the city?"</p>
+<p>"I have some reason to believe that he does. It is indeed," Mr.
+Queed set forth to his landlady's agent, "because of that belief
+that I have come here. I have assumed, with good grounds, that he
+would promptly make himself known to me, take charge of things, and
+pay my board; but though I have been here nearly a month, he has so
+far made not the slightest move in that direction, unless we count
+this letter. Possibly he leaves it to me to find him, but I, on my
+part, have no time to spare for any such undertaking. I make the
+situation clear to you? Under the circumstances I cannot promise
+you a steady revenue from my father. On the other hand, for all
+that I know, it may be his plan to send me money regularly after
+this."</p>
+<p>There was a brief pause. "But&mdash;apart from the money
+consideration&mdash;have you no interest in finding him?"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;if that is all one asks! But it happens not to be a
+mere question of my personal whim. Possibly you can appreciate the
+fact that finding a father is a tremendous task when you have no
+idea where he lives, or what he looks like, or what name he may be
+using. My time is wholly absorbed by my own work. I have none to
+give to a wild-goose chase such as that, on the mere chance that,
+if found, he would agree to pay my board for the future."</p>
+<p>If he had been less in earnest he would have been grotesque. As
+it was, Sharlee was by no means sure that he escaped it; and she
+could not keep a controversial note out of her voice as she
+said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Yours must be a very great work to make you view the finding of
+your father in that way."</p>
+<p>"The greatest in the world," he answered, drily. "I may call it,
+loosely, evolutionary sociology."</p>
+<p>She was so silent after this, and her expression was so
+peculiar, that he concluded that his words conveyed nothing to
+her.</p>
+<p>"The science," he added kindly, "which treats of the origin,
+nature, and history of human society; analyzes the relations of men
+in organized communities; formulates the law or laws of social
+progress and permanence; and correctly applies these laws to the
+evolutionary development of human civilization."</p>
+<p>"I am familiar with the terms. And your ambition is to become a
+great evolutionary sociologist?"</p>
+<p>He smiled faintly. "To become one?"</p>
+<p>"Oh! Then you are one already?"</p>
+<p>For answer, Mr. Queed dipped his hand into his inner pocket,
+produced a large wallet, and from a mass of papers selected a
+second envelope.</p>
+<p>"You mention references. Possibly these will impress you as even
+better than friends."</p>
+<p>Sharlee, seated on the arm of Major Brooke's chair, ran through
+the clippings: two advertisements of a well-known "heavy" review
+announcing articles by Mr. Queed; a table of contents torn from a
+year-old number of the <i>Political Science Quarterly</i> to the
+same effect; an editorial from a New York newspaper commenting on
+one of these articles and speaking laudatorily of its author; a
+private letter from the editor of the "heavy" urging Mr. Queed to
+write another article on a specified subject, "Sociology and
+Socialism."</p>
+<p>To Sharlee the exhibit seemed surprisingly formidable, but the
+wonder in her eyes was not at that. Her marvel was for the fact
+that the man who was capable of so cruelly elbowing little Fifi out
+of his way should be counted a follower of the tenderest and most
+human of sciences.</p>
+<p>"They impress me," she said, returning his envelope; "but not as
+better than friends."</p>
+<p>"Ah? A matter of taste. Now&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I had always supposed," continued the girl, looking at him,
+"that sociology had a close relation with life&mdash;in fact, that
+it was based on a conscious recognition of&mdash;the brotherhood of
+man."</p>
+<p>"Your supposition is doubtless sound, though you express it so
+loosely."</p>
+<p>"Yet you feel that the sociologist has no such relation?"</p>
+<p>He glanced up sharply. At the subtly hostile look in her eyes,
+his expression became, for the first time, a little interested.</p>
+<p>"How do you deduce that?"</p>
+<p>"Oh!... It is loose, if you like&mdash;but I deduce it from what
+you have said&mdash;and implied&mdash;about your father
+and&mdash;having friends."</p>
+<p>But what she thought of, most of all, was the case of Fifi.</p>
+<p>She stood across the table, facing him, looking down at him; and
+there was a faintly heightened color in her cheeks. Her eyes were
+the clearest lapis lazuli, heavily fringed with lashes which were
+blacker than Egypt's night. Her chin was finely and strongly cut;
+almost a masculine chin, but unmasculinely softened by the
+sweetness of her mouth.</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed eyed her with some impatience through his round
+spectacles.</p>
+<p>"You apparently jumble together the theory and what you take to
+be the application of a science in the attempt to make an
+impossible unit. Hence your curious confusion. Theory and
+application are as totally distinct as the poles. The few must
+discover for the many to use. My own task&mdash;since the matter
+appears to interest you&mdash;is to work out the laws of human
+society for those who come after to practice and apply."</p>
+<p>"And suppose those who come after feel the same unwillingness to
+practice and apply that you, let us say, feel?"</p>
+<p>"It becomes the business of government to persuade them."</p>
+<p>"And if government shirks also? What is government but the
+common expression of masses of individuals very much like
+yourself?"</p>
+<p>"There you return, you see, to your fundamental error. There are
+very few individuals in the least like me. I happen to be writing a
+book of great importance, not to myself merely, but to posterity.
+If I fail to finish my book, if I am delayed in finishing it, I can
+hardly doubt that the world will be the loser. This is not a task
+like organizing a prolonged search for one's father, or dawdling
+with friends, which a million men can do equally well. I alone can
+write my book. Perhaps you now grasp my duty of concentrating all
+my time and energy on this single work and ruthlessly eliminating
+whatever interferes with it."</p>
+<p>The girl found his incredible egoism at once amusing and
+extremely exasperating.</p>
+<p>"Have you ever thought," she asked, "that thousands of other
+self-absorbed men have considered their own particular work of
+supreme importance, and that most of them have
+been&mdash;mistaken?"</p>
+<p>"Really I have nothing to do with other men's mistakes. I am
+responsible only for my own."</p>
+<p>"And that is why it is a temptation to suggest that conceivably
+you had made one here."</p>
+<p>"But you find difficulty in suggesting such a thought
+convincingly? That is because I have not conceivably made any such
+mistake. A Harvey must discover the theory of the circulation of
+the blood; it is the business of lesser men to apply the discovery
+to practical ends. It takes a Whitney to invent the cotton gin, but
+the dullest negro roustabout can operate it. Why multiply
+illustrations of a truism? Theory, you perceive, calls for other
+and higher gifts than application. The man who can formulate the
+eternal laws of social evolution can safely leave it to others to
+put his laws into practice."</p>
+<p>Sharlee gazed at him in silence, and he returned her gaze, his
+face wearing a look of the rankest complacence that she had ever
+seen upon a human countenance. But all at once his eyes fell upon
+his watch, and his brow clouded.</p>
+<p>"Meantime," he went on abruptly, "there remains the question of
+my board."</p>
+<p>"Yes.... Do I understand that you&mdash;derive your living from
+these social laws that you write up for others to practice?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, no&mdash;impossible! There is no living to be made there.
+When my book comes out there may be a different story, but that is
+two years and ten months off. Every minute taken from it for the
+making of money is, as you may now understand, decidedly
+unfortunate. Still," he added depressedly, "I must arrange to earn
+something, I suppose, since my father's assistance is so
+problematical. I worked for money in New York, for awhile."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;did you?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, I helped a lady write a thesaurus."</p>
+<p>"Oh...."</p>
+<p>"It was a mere fad with her. I virtually wrote the work for her
+and charged her five dollars an hour." He looked at her narrowly.
+"Do you happen to know of any one here who wants work of that sort
+done?"</p>
+<p>The agent did not answer. By a series of covert glances she had
+been trying to learn, upside down, what it was that Mr. Queed was
+reading. "Sociology," she had easily picked out, but the chapter
+heading, on the opposite page, was more troublesome, and, deeply
+absorbed, she had now just succeeded in deciphering it. The
+particular division of his subject in which Mr. Queed was so much
+engrossed was called "Man's Duty to His Neighbors."</p>
+<p>Struck by the silence, Sharlee looked up with a small start, and
+the faintest possible blush. "I beg your pardon?"</p>
+<p>"I asked if you knew of any lady here, a wealthy one, who would
+like to write a thesaurus as a fad."</p>
+<p>The girl was obliged to admit that, at the moment, she could
+think of no such person. But her mind fastened at once on the
+vulgar, hopeful fact that the unsocial sociolologist wanted a
+job.</p>
+<p>"That's unfortunate," said Mr. Queed. "I suppose I must accept a
+little regular, very remunerative work&mdash;to settle this board
+question once and for all. An hour or two a day, at most. However,
+it is not easy to lay one's hand on such work in a strange
+city."</p>
+<p>"Perhaps," said Miss Weyland slowly, "I can help you."</p>
+<p>"I'm sure I hope so," said he with another flying glance at his
+watch. "That is what I have been approaching for seven
+minutes."</p>
+<p>"Don't you always find it an unnecessary waste of time not to be
+direct?"</p>
+<p>He sat, slightly frowning, impatiently fingering the pages of
+his book. The hit bounded off him like a rubber ball thrown against
+the Great Wall of China.</p>
+<p>"Well?" he demanded. "What have you to propose?"</p>
+<p>The agent sat down in a chair across the table, William
+Klinker's chair, and rested her chin upon her shapely little hand.
+The other shapely little hand toyed with the crisp twenty dollar
+bill, employing it to trace geometric designs upon the colored
+table-cloth. Mr. Queed had occasion to consult his watch again
+before she raised her head.</p>
+<p>"I propose," she said, "that you apply for some special
+editorial work on the <i>Post</i>."</p>
+<p>"The <i>Post</i>? The <i>Post</i>? The morning newspaper
+here?"</p>
+<p>"One of them."</p>
+<p>He laughed, actually laughed. It was a curious, slow laugh,
+betraying that the muscles which accomplished it were flabby for
+want of exercise.</p>
+<p>"And who writes the editorials on the <i>Post</i> now?"</p>
+<p>"A gentleman named Colonel Cowles&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Ah! His articles on taxation read as if they might have been
+written by a military man. I happened to read one the day before
+yesterday. It was most amusing&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Excuse me. Colonel Cowles is a friend of mine&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"What has that got to do with his political economy? If he is
+your friend, then I should say that you have a most amusing
+friend."</p>
+<p>Sharlee rose, decidedly irritated. "Well&mdash;that is my
+suggestion. I believe you will find it worth thinking over,
+Good-night."</p>
+<p>"The <i>Post</i> pays its contributors well, I suppose?"</p>
+<p>"That you would have to take up with its owners."</p>
+<p>"Clearly the paper needs the services of an expert&mdash;though,
+of course, I could not give it much time, only enough to pay for my
+keep. The suggestion is not a bad one&mdash;not at all. As to
+applying, as you call it, is this amiable Colonel Cowles the person
+to be seen?"</p>
+<p>"Yes. No&mdash;wait a minute." She had halted in her progress to
+the door; her mind's eye conjured up a probable interview between
+the Colonel and the scientist, and she hardly had the heart to let
+it go at that. Moreover, she earnestly wished, for Mrs. Paynter's
+reasons, that the tenant of the third hall back should become
+associated with the pay-envelope system of the city. "Listen," she
+went on. "I know one of the directors of the <i>Post</i>, and shall
+be glad to speak to him in your behalf. Then, if there is an
+opening, I'll send you, through my aunt, a card of introduction to
+him and you can go to see him."</p>
+<p>"Couldn't he come to see me? I am enormously busy."</p>
+<p>"So is he. I doubt if you could expect him to&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"H'm. Very well. I am obliged to you for your suggestion. Of
+course I shall take no step in the matter until I hear from
+you."</p>
+<p>"Good-evening," said the agent, icily.</p>
+<p>He bowed slightly in answer to the salute, uttering no further
+word; for him the interview ended right there, cleanly and
+satisfactorily. From the door the girl glanced back. Mr. Queed had
+drawn his heavy book before him, pencil in hand, and was once more
+engrossed in the study and annotation of "Man's Duty to His
+Neighbors."</p>
+<p>In the hall Sharlee met Fifi, who was tipping toward the
+dining-room to discover, by the frank method of ear and keyhole,
+how the grim and resolute collector was faring.</p>
+<p>"You're still alive, Sharlee! Any luck?"</p>
+<p>"The finest in the world, darling! Twenty dollars in the hand
+and a remunerative job for him in the bush."</p>
+<p>Fifi did a few steps of a minuet. "Hooray!" said she in her weak
+little voice.</p>
+<p>Sharlee put her arms around the child's neck and said in her
+ear: "Fifi, be very gentle with that young man. He's the most
+pitiful little creature I ever saw."</p>
+<p>"Why," said Fifi, "I don't think he feels that way at
+all&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Don't you see that's just what makes him so infinitely
+pathetic? He's the saddest little man in the world, and it has
+never dawned on him."</p>
+<p>It was not till some hours later, when she was making ready for
+bed in her own room, that it occurred to Sharlee that there was
+something odd in this advice to her little cousin. For she had
+started out with the intention to tell Mr. Queed that he must be
+very gentle with Fifi.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Relating how Two Stars in their Courses fought for Mr. Queed;
+and how he accepted Remunerative Employment under Colonel Cowles,
+the Military Political Economist.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The stars in their courses fought for Mr. Queed in those days.
+Somebody had to fight for him, it seemed, since he was so little
+equipped to fight for himself, and the stars kindly undertook the
+assignment. Not merely had he attracted the militant services of
+the bright little celestial body whose earthly agent was Miss
+Charlotte Lee Weyland; but this little body chanced to be one of a
+system or galaxy, associated with and exercising a certain power,
+akin to gravitation, over that strong and steady planet known among
+men as Charles Gardiner West. And the very next day, the back of
+the morning's mail being broken, the little star used some of its
+power to draw the great planet to the telephone, while feeling, in
+a most unstellar way, that it was a decidedly cheeky thing to do.
+However, nothing could have exceeded the charming radiance of
+Planet West, and it was he himself who introduced the topic of Mr.
+Queed, by inquiring, in mundane language, whether or not he had
+been fired.</p>
+<p>"No!" laughed the star. "Instead of firing him, I'm now bent on
+<i>hiring</i> him. Oh, you'd better not laugh! It's to you I want
+to hire him!"</p>
+<p>But at that the shining Planet laughed the more.</p>
+<p>"What have I done to be worthy of this distinction? Also, what
+can I do with him? To paraphrase his own inimitable remark about
+your dog, what is the object of a man like that? What is he
+for?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee dilated on the renown of Mr. Queed as a writer upon
+abstruse themes. Mr. West was not merely agreeable; he was
+interested. It seemed that at the very last meeting of the
+<i>Post</i> directors&mdash;to which body Mr. West had been elected
+at the stockholders' meeting last June&mdash;it had been decided
+that Colonel Cowles should have a little help in the editorial
+department. The work was growing; the Colonel was ageing. The point
+had been to find the help. Who knew but what this little highbrow
+was the very man they were looking for?</p>
+<p>"I'll call on him&mdash;at your aunt's, shall I?&mdash;to-day if
+I can. Why, not a bit of it! The thanks are quite the other way. He
+may turn out another Charles A. Dana, cleverly disguised. When are
+you going to have another half-holiday up there?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee left the telephone thinking that Mr. West was quite the
+nicest man she knew. Ninety-nine men out of a hundred, in his
+position, would have said, "Send him to see me." Mr. West had said,
+"I'll call on him at your aunt's," and had absolutely refused to
+pose as the gracious dispenser of patronage. However, a great many
+people shared Sharlee's opinion of Charles Gardiner West. One of
+them walked into his office at that very moment, also petitioning
+for something, and West received him with just that same unaffected
+pleasantness of manner which everybody found so agreeable. But this
+one's business, as it happened, completely knocked from Mr. West's
+head the matter of Mr. Queed. In fact, he never gave it another
+thought. The following night he went to New York with a little
+party of friends, chiefly on pleasure bent; and, having no
+particularly frugal mind, permitted himself a very happy day or so
+in the metropolis. Hence it happened that Sharlee, learning from
+her aunt that no Post directors had called forcing remunerative
+work on Mr. Queed, made it convenient, about five days after the
+telephone conversation, to meet Mr. West upon the street, quite by
+accident. Any girl can tell you how it is done.</p>
+<p>"Oh, by the way," she said in the most casual way, "shall I send
+my little Doctor Queed to call upon you some day?"</p>
+<p>West was agreeably contrite; abused himself for a shiftless
+lackwit who was slated for an unwept grave; promised to call that
+very day; and, making a memorandum the instant he got back to the
+office, this time did not fail to keep his word.</p>
+<p>Not that Mr. Queed had been inconvenienced by the little delay.
+The minute after his landlady's agent left him, he had become
+immersed in that great work of his, and there by day and night, he
+had remained. Having turned over to the agent the full
+responsibility for finding work for him, he no longer had to bother
+his head about it. The whole matter dropped gloriously from his
+mind; he read, wrote, and avoided practicing sociology with
+tremendous industry; and thus he might have gone on for no one
+knows how long had there not, at five o'clock on the fifth day,
+come a knock upon his door.</p>
+<p>"Well?" he called, annoyed.</p>
+<p>Emma came in with a card. The name, at which the young man
+barely glanced, conveyed nothing to him.</p>
+<p>"Well? What does he want?"</p>
+<p>Emma did not know.</p>
+<p>"Oh!" said Mr. Queed, irritably&mdash;"tell him to come up, if
+he must."</p>
+<p>The <i>Post</i> director came up&mdash;two flights; he knocked;
+was curtly bidden to enter; did so.</p>
+<p>He stepped into one of the smallest rooms he had ever seen in
+his life; about nine by five-and-a-half, he thought. A tiny single
+bed ran along one side of it; jammed against the foot of the bed
+was a tiny table. A tiny chair stood at the table; behind the chair
+stood a tiny bureau; beside the bureau, the tiniest little iron
+wash-stand in the world. In the chair sat a man, not tiny, indeed,
+but certainly nobody's prize giant. He sat in a kind of whirling
+tempest of books and papers, and he rode absorbedly in the
+whirlwind and majestically directed the storm.</p>
+<p>West was intensely interested. "Mr. Queed?" he asked, from just
+inside the door.</p>
+<p>"Yes," said the other, not looking up. "What can I do for
+you?"</p>
+<p>West burst out laughing; he couldn't help it.</p>
+<p>"Maybe you can do a great deal, Mr. Queed. On the other hand
+maybe I can do some little trifle for you. Which leg the boot is on
+nobody on earth can say at this juncture. I have ventured to call,"
+said he, "as an ambassador from the morning <i>Post</i> of this
+city."</p>
+<p>"The <i>Post</i>?"</p>
+<p>The name instantly started Queed's memory to working; he
+recalled something about the <i>Post</i>&mdash;as yet, so it
+happened, only the copy of it he had read; and he turned and looked
+around with slow professorial amusement kindling in his eyes.</p>
+<p>"Ah!" said he. "Possibly you are Colonel Cowles, the military
+political economist?"</p>
+<p>West was more amused than ever. "No," said he, "on the contrary,
+West is the name, C.G. West&mdash;to correspond, you know, with the
+one on that card you have in your hand. I'll sit down here on the
+bed&mdash;shall I?&mdash;so that we can talk more comfortably.
+Sitting does help the flow of ideas so remarkably, don't you find?
+I am trespassing on your time," said he, "at the suggestion
+of&mdash;an acquaintance of yours, who has been telling me great
+things about your work."</p>
+<p>Queed looked completely puzzled.</p>
+<p>"The <i>Post</i>, Mr. Queed," went on West agreeably, "is always
+looking for men who can do exceptional work. Therefore, I have come
+to consider with you whether we might not make an arrangement to
+our mutual advantage."</p>
+<p>At that the whole thing came back to the young man. He had
+agreed to take light remunerative work to pay his board, and now
+the day of reckoning was at hand. His heart grew heavy within
+him.</p>
+<p>"Well," said he, exactly as he had said to the agent, "what have
+you to propose?"</p>
+<p>"I thought of proposing, first, that you give me some idea of
+what you have done and can do on lines useful for a daily
+newspaper. How does that method of procedure strike you?"</p>
+<p>Queed produced his celebrated envelope of clippings. Also he
+hunted up one or two stray cuttings which proved to be editorials
+he had written on assignment, for a New York newspaper. West ran
+through them with intelligent quickness.</p>
+<p>"I say! These are rather fine, you know. This article on the
+income tax now&mdash;just right!&mdash;just the sort of thing!"</p>
+<p>Queed sat with his hand clamped on his head, which was aching
+rather badly, as indeed it did about three fourths of the time.</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes," he said wearily.</p>
+<p>"I take off my hat to you!" added West presently. "You're rather
+out of my depth here, but at least I know enough political economy
+to know what is good."</p>
+<p>He looked at Queed, smiling, very good-humored and gay, and
+Queed looked back at him, not very good-humored and anything but
+gay. Doubtless it would have surprised the young Doctor very much
+to know that West was feeling sorry for him just then, for at that
+moment he was feeling sorry for West.</p>
+<p>"Now look here," said West.</p>
+<p>He explained how the <i>Post</i> desired a man to write
+sleep-inducing fillers&mdash;"occasional articles of weight and
+authority" was the way he put it&mdash;and wanted to know if such
+an opening would interest Mr. Queed. Queed said he supposed so,
+provided the <i>Post</i> took little of his time and paid his board
+in return for it. West had no doubt that everything could be
+satisfactorily arranged.</p>
+<p>"Colonel Cowles is the man who hires and fires," he explained.
+"Go to see him in a day or two, will you? Meantime, I'll tell him
+all about you."</p>
+<p>Presently West smiled himself out, leaving Queed decidedly
+relieved at the brief reprieve. He had been harried by the fear
+that his visitor would insist on his stopping to produce an article
+or so while he waited. However, the time had come when the
+inevitable had to be faced. His golden privacy must be ravished for
+the grim god of bread and meat. The next afternoon he put on his
+hat with a bad grace, and went forth to seek Colonel Cowles,
+editor-in-chief of the leading paper in the State.</p>
+<p>The morning <i>Post</i> was an old paper, which had been in the
+hands of a single family from A.D. 1846 till only the other day. It
+had been a power during the war, a favorite mouthpiece of President
+Davis. It had stood like a wall during the cruelties of
+Reconstruction; had fought the good fight for white man's rule; had
+crucified carpet-baggism and scalawaggery upon a cross of burning
+adjective. Later it had labored gallantly for Tilden; denounced
+Hayes as a robber; idolized Cleveland; preached free trade with
+pure passion; swallowed free silver; stood "regular," though not
+without grimaces, through Bryanism. The <i>Post</i> was, in short,
+a paper with an honorable history, and everybody felt a kind of
+affection for it. The plain fact remained, however, that within
+recent years a great many worthy persons had acquired the habit of
+reading the more hustling <i>State</i>.</p>
+<p>The <i>Post</i>, not to put too fine a point upon it, had for a
+time run fast to seed. The third generation of its owners had lost
+their money, mostly in land speculations in the suburbs of New York
+City, and in the State of Oregon. You could have thrown a brick
+from their office windows and hit far better land speculations, but
+they had the common fault of believing that things far away from
+home are necessarily and always the best. The demand rose for
+bigger, fatter newspapers, with comic sections and plenty of purple
+ink, and the <i>Post's</i> owners found themselves unable to supply
+it. In fact they had to retort by mortgaging their property to the
+hilt and cutting expenses to rock-bottom. These were dark days for
+the <i>Post</i>. That it managed to survive them at all was due
+chiefly to the personality of Colonel Cowles, who, though doubtless
+laughable as a political economist, was yet considered to have his
+good points. But the Hercules-labor grew too heavy even for him,
+and the paper was headed straight for the auctioneer's block when
+new interests suddenly stepped in and bought it. These interests,
+consisting largely of progressive men of the younger generation,
+thoroughly overhauled and reorganized the property, laid in the
+needed purple ink, and were now gradually driving the old paper
+back to the dividend-paying point again.</p>
+<p>Colonel Cowles, whose services had, of course, been retained,
+was of the old school of journalism, editor and manager, too. Very
+little went into the <i>Post</i> that he had not personally
+vis&eacute;d in the proof: forty galleys a night were child's play
+to him. Managing editor there was none but himself; the city editor
+was his mere office-boy and mouthpiece; even the august business
+manager, who mingled with great advertisers on equal terms, was
+known to take orders from him. In addition the Colonel wrote three
+columns of editorials every day. Of these editorials it is enough
+to say at this point that there were people who liked them.</p>
+<p>Toward this dominant personality, the reluctant applicant for
+work now made his way. He cut an absent-minded figure upon the
+street, did Mr. Queed, but this time he made his crossings without
+mishap. Undisturbed by dogs, he landed at the <i>Post</i> building,
+and in time blundered into a room described as "Editorial" on the
+glass-door. A friendly young girl sitting there, pounding away on a
+typewriter, referred him to the next office, and the young man,
+opening the connecting door without knocking, passed inside.</p>
+<p>A full-bodied, gray-headed, gray-mustached man sat in his
+shirt-sleeves behind a great table, writing with a very black
+pencil in a large sprawling hand. He glanced up as the door
+opened.</p>
+<p>"Colonel Cowles?"</p>
+<p>"I am the man, sir. How may I serve you?"</p>
+<p>Queed laid on the table the card West had given him with a
+pencilled line of introduction.</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;Mr. Queed! Certainly&mdash;certainly. Sit down, sir. I
+have been expecting you.&mdash;Let me get those papers out of your
+way."</p>
+<p>Colonel Cowles had a heavy jaw and rather too rubicund a
+complexion. He looked as if apoplexy would get him some day.
+However, his head was like a lion's of the tribe of Judah; his eye
+was kindly; his manner dignified, courteous, and charming. Queed
+had decided not to set the Colonel right in his views on taxation;
+it would mean only a useless discussion which would take time. To
+the older gentleman's polite inquiries relative to his impressions
+of the city and so forth, he for the same reason gave the briefest
+possible replies. But the Colonel, no apostle of the doctrine that
+time is far more than money, went off into a long monologue, kindly
+designed to give the young stranger some idea of his new
+surroundings and atmosphere.</p>
+<p>"... Look out there, sir. It is like that all day long&mdash;a
+double stream of people always pouring by. I have looked out of
+these windows for twenty-five years, and it was very different in
+the old days. I remember when the cows used to come tinkling down
+around that corner at milking-time. A twelve-story office building
+will rise there before another year. We have here the finest city
+and the finest State in the Union. You come to them, sir, at a time
+of exceptional interest. We are changing fast, leaping forward very
+fast. I do not hold with those who take all change to be progress,
+but God grant that our feet are set in the right path. No section
+of the country is moving more rapidly, or, as I believe, with all
+our faults, to better ends than this. My own eyes have seen from
+these windows a broken town, stagnant in trade and population and
+rich only in memories, transform itself into the splendid thriving
+city you see before you. Our faces, too long turned backward, are
+set at last toward the future. From one end of the State to another
+the spirit of honorable progress is throbbing through our people.
+We have revolutionized and vastly improved our school system. We
+have wearied of mud-holes and are laying the foundations of a
+network of splendid roads. We are doing wonders for the public
+health. Our farmers are learning to practice the new
+agriculture&mdash;with plenty of lime, sir, plenty of lime. They
+grasp the fact that corn at a hundred bushels to the acre is no
+dream, but the most vital of realities. Our young men who a
+generation ago left us for the irrigated lands of your Northwest,
+are at last understanding that the finest farmlands in the country
+are at their doors for half the price. With all these changes has
+come a growing independence in political thought. The old
+catchwords and bogies have lost their power. We no longer think
+that whatever wears the Democratic tag is necessarily right. We no
+longer measure every Republican by Henry G. Surface. We no longer
+..."</p>
+<p>Queed, somewhat interested in spite of himself, and tolerably
+familiar with history, interrupted to ask who Henry G. Surface
+might be. The question brought the Colonel up with a jolt.</p>
+<p>"Ah, well," said he presently, with a wave of his hand, "you
+will hear that story soon enough." He was silent a moment, and then
+added, sadly and somewhat sternly: "Young man, I have reserved one
+count in the total, the biggest and best, for the last. Keep your
+ear and eye open&mdash;and I mean the inner ear and eye as well as
+the outer&mdash;keep your mind open, above all keep your heart
+open, and it will be given you to understand that we have here the
+bravest, the sweetest, and the kindliest people in the world. The
+Lord has been good to you to send you among them. This is the word
+of a man in the late evening of life to one in the hopeful morning.
+You will take it, I hope, without offense. Are you a Democrat,
+sir?"</p>
+<p>"I am a political economist."</p>
+<p>The Colonel smiled. "Well said, sir. Science knows no party
+lines. Your chosen subject rises above the valley of partisanry
+where we old wheel-horses plod&mdash;stinging each other in the
+dust, as the poet finely says. Mr. West has told me of your
+laurels."</p>
+<p>He went on to outline the business side of what the <i>Post</i>
+had to offer. Queed found himself invited to write a certain number
+of editorial articles, not to exceed six a week, under the
+Colonel's direction. He had his choice of working on space, at the
+rate of five dollars per column, payment dependent upon
+publication; or of drawing a fixed honorarium of ten dollars per
+week, whether called on for the stipulated six articles or for no
+articles at all. Queed decided to accept the fixed honorarium,
+hoping that there would be many weeks when he would be called on
+for no articles at all. A provisional arrangement to run a month
+was agreed upon.</p>
+<p>"I have," said the Colonel, "already sketched out some work for
+you to begin on. The legislature meets here in January. It is
+important to the State that our whole tax-system should be
+overhauled and reformed. The present system is a mere crazy-quilt,
+unsatisfactory in a thousand ways. I suggest that you begin with a
+careful study of the law, making yourself familiar with&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I am already familiar with it."</p>
+<p>"Ah! And what do you think of it?"</p>
+<p>"It is grotesque."</p>
+<p>"Good! I like a clean-cut expression of opinion such as that,
+sir. Now tell me your criticisms on the law as it stands, and what
+you suggest as remedies."</p>
+<p>Queed did so briefly, expertly. The Colonel was considerably
+impressed by his swift, searching summaries.</p>
+<p>"We may go right ahead," said he. "I wish you would block out a
+series of articles&mdash;eight, ten, or twelve, as you think
+best&mdash;designed to prepare the public mind for a thorough-going
+reform and point the way that the reform should take. Bring this
+schedule to me to-morrow, if you will be so good, and we will go
+over it together."</p>
+<p>Queed, privately amused at the thought of Colonel Cowles's
+revising his views on taxation, rose to go.</p>
+<p>"By the bye," said the Colonel, unluckily struck by a thought,
+"I myself wrote a preliminary article on tax reform a week or so
+ago, meaning to follow it up with others later on. Perhaps you had
+best read that before&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I have already read it."</p>
+<p>"Ah! How did it strike you?"</p>
+<p>"You ask me that?"</p>
+<p>"Certainly," said Colonel Cowles, a little surprised.</p>
+<p>"Well, since you ask me, I will say that I thought it rather
+amusing."</p>
+<p>The Colonel looked nettled. He was by nature a choleric man, but
+in his age he had learned the futility of disputation and affray,
+and nowadays kept a tight rein upon himself.</p>
+<p>"You are frank sir&mdash;'tis a commendable quality. Doubtless
+your work will put my own poor efforts to the blush."</p>
+<p>"I shall leave you to judge of that, Colonel Cowles."</p>
+<p>The Colonel, abandoning his hospitable plan of inviting his new
+assistant to sup with him at the club, bowed with dignity, and
+Queed eagerly left him. Glancing at his watch in the elevator, the
+young man figured that the interview, including going and coming,
+would stand him in an hour's time, which was ten minutes more than
+he had allowed for it.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="V" id="V"></a>V</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Selections from Contemporary Opinions of Mr. Queed; also
+concerning Henry G. Surface, his Life and Deeds; of Fifi, the
+Landlady's Daughter, and how she happened to look up Altruism in
+the Dictionary</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<p>A month later, one icy afternoon, Charles Gardiner West ran into
+Colonel Cowles at the club, where the Colonel, a lone widower,
+repaired each day at six P.M., there to talk over the state of the
+Union till nine-thirty.</p>
+<p>"Colonel," said West, dropping into a chair, "man to man, what
+is your opinion of Doctor Queed's editorials?"</p>
+<p>"They are unanswerable," said the Colonel, and consulted his
+favorite ante-prandial refreshment.</p>
+<p>West laughed. "Yes, but from the standpoint of the general
+public, Constant Reader, Pro Bono Publico, and all that?"</p>
+<p>"No subscriber will ever be angered by them."</p>
+<p>"Would you say that they helped the editorial page or not?"</p>
+<p>"They lend to it an academic elegance, a scientific stateliness,
+a certain grand and austere majesty&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Colonel, I asked you for your opinion of those articles."</p>
+<p>"Damn it, sir," roared the Colonel, "I've never read one."</p>
+<p>Later West repeated the gist of this conversation to Miss
+Weyland, who ornamented with him a tiny dinner given that evening
+at the home of their very good friends, Mr. and Mrs. Stewart
+Byrd.</p>
+<p>It was a beautiful little dinner, as befitted the hospitable
+distinction of the givers. The Stewart Byrds were hosts among a
+thousand. In him, as it further happens, West (himself the beau
+ideal of so many) had from long ago recognized his own paragon and
+pattern; a worthy one, indeed, this tall young man whose fine
+abilities and finer faiths were already writing his name so large
+upon the history of his city. About the dim-lit round of his table
+there were gathered but six this evening, including the host and
+hostess; the others, besides Sharlee Weyland and West, being
+Beverley Byrd and Miss Avery: the youngest of the four Byrd
+brothers, and heir with them to one of the largest fortunes in the
+State; and the only daughter of old Avery, who came to us from
+Mauch Chunk, Pa., his money preceding him in a special train of box
+cars, especially invented for the transportation of Pennsylvania
+millions to places where the first families congregate.</p>
+<p>"And I had to confess that I'd never read one either. I did
+begin one," said West&mdash;"it was called 'Elementary Principles
+of Incidence and Distribution,' I remember&mdash;but the hour was
+eleven-thirty and I fell asleep."</p>
+<p>"I know exactly how you felt about it," said Sharlee, "for I
+have read them all&mdash;<i>moi!</i>"</p>
+<p>He looked at her with boundless admiration. "His one
+reader!"</p>
+<p>"There are two of us, if you please. I think of getting up a
+club&mdash;Associated Sons and Daughters of Mr. Queed's Faithful
+Followers; President, Me. I'll make the other member Secretary, for
+he is experienced in that work. He's at present Secretary of the
+Tax Reform League in New York. Did Colonel Cowles show you the
+wonderful letter that came from him, asking the name of the man who
+was writing the <i>Post's</i> masterly tax articles, et cetera, et
+cetera?"</p>
+<p>"No&mdash;really! But tell me, how have you, as President,
+enjoyed them?"</p>
+<p>"I haven't understood a single word in any of them. Where on
+earth did he dig up his fearful vocabulary? Yet it is the plain
+duty of both of us to read these articles: you as one of his
+employers, I as the shrewd landlady's agent who keeps a watchful
+eye upon the earning power of her boarders."</p>
+<p>West mused. "He has a wonderful genius for crushing all the
+interest out of any subject he touches, hasn't he? Yet manifestly
+the first duty of an editorial is to get itself read. How old do
+you think he is?"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;anywhere from twenty-five to&mdash;forty-seven."</p>
+<p>"He'll be twenty-four this month. I see him sometimes at the
+office, you know, where he still treats me like an intrusive
+subscription agent. In some ways, he is undoubtedly the oldest man
+in the world. In another way he hasn't any age at all. Spiritually
+he is unborn&mdash;he simply doesn't exist at all. I diagnose his
+complaint as ingrowing egoism of a singularly virulent
+variety."</p>
+<p>It was beyond Sharlee's power to controvert this diagnosis. Mr.
+Queed had in fact impressed her as the most frankly and grossly
+self-centred person she had ever seen in her life. But unlike West,
+her uppermost feeling in regard to him was a strong sense of pity.
+She knew things about his life that West did not know and probably
+never would. For though the little Doctor of Mrs. Paynter's had
+probably not intended to give her a confidence, and certainly had
+no right to do so, she had thus regarded what he said to her in the
+dining-room that night, and of his pathetic situation in regard to
+a father she never meant to say a word to anybody.</p>
+<p>"I sized him up for a remarkable man," said she, "when I saw the
+wonderful way he sat upon his hat that afternoon. Don't you
+remember? He struck me then as the most natural, unconscious, and
+direct human being I ever saw&mdash;don't you think that?&mdash;and
+now think of his powers of concentration. All his waking time,
+except what he gives to the <i>Post</i>, goes to that awful book of
+his. He is ridiculous now because his theory of life is ridiculous.
+But suppose it popped into his head some day to switch all that
+directness and concentrated energy in some other direction. Don't
+you think he might be rather a formidable young person?"</p>
+<p>West conceded that there might be something in that. And
+happening to glance across the flower-sweet table at the moment, he
+was adroitly detached and re-attached by the superbly "finished"
+Miss Avery.</p>
+<p>The little dinner progressed. Nor was this the only spot in town
+where evening meals were going forward amid stimulating talk. Far
+away over the town, at the same hour, the paying guests of Mrs.
+Paynter's were gathered about her hospitable board, plying the twin
+arts of supping and talking. And as Sharlee's fellow-diners talked
+of Mr. Queed, it chanced that Mr. Queed's fellow-suppers were
+talking of Sharlee, or at any rate of her family's famous
+misfortune. Mr. Queed, it is true, did not appreciate this fact,
+for the name of the female agent who had taken his Twenty from him
+could not have been more unknown to him if she had been a dweller
+in Phrygia or far Cappadocia.</p>
+<p>Major Brooke told, not by request, one of his well-known stories
+about how he had flouted and routed the Republicans in 1875. The
+plot of these stories was always the same, but the setting shifted
+about here and there, and this one had to do with a county election
+in which, the Major said, the Republicans and negroes had gone the
+limit trying to swindle the Democrats out of the esteemed
+offices.</p>
+<p>"And I said, 'You'&mdash;the ladies will excuse me, I'm
+sure&mdash;'You lying rascal,' s' I, 'don't you dare to contradict
+me! You're all tarred with the same pitch,' s' I. 'Everything you
+touch turns corrupt and rotten. Look at Henry G. Surface,' s' I.
+'The finest fellow God ever made, till the palsied hand of
+Republicanism fell upon him, and now cankering and rotting in
+jail&mdash;'"</p>
+<p>"But Henry G. Surface wasn't rotting in jail in 1875," said
+William Klinker, and boldly winked at the little Doctor.</p>
+<p>The Major, disconcerted for an instant by his anachronism,
+recovered superbly. "My vision, sir, was prophetic. The stain was
+upon him. The cloven foot had already been betrayed...."</p>
+<p>"And who was Henry G. Surface?" inquired Mr. Queed.</p>
+<p>"What! You haven't heard that infamous story!" cried the Major,
+with the surprised delight of the inveterate raconteur who has
+unexpectedly stumbled upon an audience.</p>
+<p>A chair-leg scraped, and Professor Nicolovius was standing,
+bowing in his sardonic way to Mrs. Paynter.</p>
+<p>"Since I have happened to hear it often, madam, through Major
+Brooke's tireless kindness, you will perhaps be so good as to
+excuse me."</p>
+<p>And he stalked out of the room, head up, his auburn goatee
+stabbing the atmosphere before him, in rather a heavy silence.</p>
+<p>"Pish!" snapped the Major, when the door had safely shut. And
+tapping his forehead significantly, he gave his head a few solemn
+wags and launched upon the worn biography of Henry G. Surface.</p>
+<p>Tattered with much use as the story is, and was, the boarders
+listened with a perennial interest while Major Brooke expounded the
+familiar details. His wealth of picturesque language we may safely
+omit, and briefly remind the student of the byways of history how
+Henry G. Surface found himself, during the decade following
+Appomattox, with his little world at his feet. He was thirty at the
+time, handsome, gifted, high-spirited, a brilliant young man who
+already stood high in the councils of the State. But he was also
+restless in disposition, arrogant, over-weeningly vain, and
+ambitious past all belief&mdash;"a yellow streak in him, and we
+didn't know it!" bellowed the Major. Bitterly chagrined by his
+failure to secure, from a legislature of the early seventies, the
+United States Senatorship which he had confidently expected, young
+Surface, in a burst of anger and resentment, committed the
+unforgivable sin. He went over bag and baggage to the other side,
+to the "nigger party" whom all his family, friends, and relations,
+all his "class," everybody else with his instincts and traditions,
+were desperately struggling, by hook and by crook, to crush.</p>
+<p>In our mild modern preferences as between presidents, or this
+governor and that, we catch no reminiscence of the fierce
+antagonisms of the elections of reconstruction days. The idolized
+young tribune of the people became a Judas Iscariot overnight, with
+no silver pieces as the price of his apostasy. If he expected
+immediate preferment from the other camp, he was again bitterly
+disappointed. Life meantime had become unbearable to him. He was
+ostracized more studiously than any leper; it is said that his own
+father cut him when they passed each other in the street. His young
+wife died, heartbroken, it was believed, by the flood of hatred and
+vilification that poured in upon her husband. One man alone stood
+by Surface in his downfall, his classmate and friend of his bosom
+from the cradle, John Randolph Weyland, a good man and a true.
+Weyland's affection never faltered. When Surface withdrew from the
+State with a heart full of savage rancor, Weyland went every year
+or two to visit him, first in Chicago and later in New York, where
+the exile was not slow in winning name and fortune as a daring
+speculator. And when Weyland died, leaving a widow and infant
+daughter, he gave a final proof of his trust by making Surface sole
+trustee of his estate, which was a large one for that time and
+place. Few have forgotten how the political traitor rewarded this
+misplaced confidence. The crash came within a few months. Surface
+was arrested in the company of a woman whom he referred to as his
+wife. The trust fund, saving a fraction, was gone, swallowed up to
+stay some ricketty deal. Surface was convicted of embezzlement and
+sentenced to ten years at hard labor, and every Democrat in the
+State cried, "I told you so." What had become of him after his
+release from prison, nobody knew; some of the boarders said that he
+was living in the west, or in Australia; others, that he was not
+living anywhere, unless on the shores of perpetual torment. All
+agreed that the alleged second Mrs. Surface had long since
+died&mdash;all, that is, but Klinker, who said that she had only
+pretended to die in order to make a fade-away with the gate
+receipts. For many persons believed, it seemed, that Surface, by
+clever juggling of his books, had managed to "hold out" a large sum
+of money in the enforced settlement of his affairs. At any rate,
+very little of it ever came back to the family of the man who had
+put trust in him, and that was why the daughter, whose name was
+Charlotte Lee Weyland, now worked for her daily bread.</p>
+<p>That Major Brooke's hearers found this story of evergreen
+interest was natural enough. For besides the brilliant blackness of
+the narrative, there was the close personal connection that all
+Paynterites had with some of its chief personages. Did not the
+sister-in-law of John Randolph Weyland sit and preside over them
+daily, pouring their coffee morning and night with her own hands?
+And did not the very girl whose fortune had been stolen, the bereft
+herself, come now and then to sit among them, occupying that
+identical chair which Mr. Bylash could touch by merely putting out
+his hand? Henry G. Surface's story? Why, Mrs. Paynter's wrote
+it!</p>
+<p>These personal bearings were of course lost upon Mr. Queed, the
+name Weyland being utterly without significance to him. He left the
+table the moment he had absorbed all the supper he wanted. In the
+hall he ran upon Professor Nicolovius, the impressive-looking
+master of Greek at Milner's Collegiate School, who, already hatted
+and overcoated, was drawing on his gloves under the depressed fancy
+chandelier. The old professor glanced up at the sound of footsteps
+and favored Queed with a bland smile.</p>
+<p>"I can't resist taking our doughty swashbuckler down a peg or
+two every now and then," said he. "Did you ever know such an
+interminable ass?"</p>
+<p>"Really, I never thought about it," said the young man, raising
+his eye-brows in surprise and annoyance at being addressed.</p>
+<p>"Then take my word for it. You'll not find his match in America.
+You show your wisdom, at any rate, in giving as little of your
+valuable time as possible to our charming supper-table."</p>
+<p>"That hardly argues any Solomonic wisdom, I fancy."</p>
+<p>"You're in the hands of the Philistines here, Mr. Queed," said
+Nicolovius, snapping his final button. "May I say that I have read
+some of your editorials in the <i>Post</i>
+with&mdash;ah&mdash;pleasure and profit? I should feel flattered if
+you would come to see me in my room some evening, where I can offer
+you, at any rate, a fire and a so-so cigar."</p>
+<p>"Thank you. However, I do not smoke," said Doctor Queed, and,
+bowing coldly to the old professor, started rapidly up the
+stairs.</p>
+<p>Aloft the young man went to his scriptorium, happy in the
+thought that five hours of incorruptible leisure and unswerving
+devotion to his heart's dearest lay before him. It had been a day
+when the <i>Post</i> did not require him; hour by hour since
+breakfast he had fared gloriously upon his book. But to-night his
+little room was cold; unendurably cold; not even the flamings of
+genius could overcome its frigor; and hardly half an hour had
+passed before he became aware that his sanctum was altogether
+uninhabitable. Bitterly he faced the knowledge that he must fare
+forth into the outer world of the dining-room that night; irritably
+he gathered up his books and papers.</p>
+<p>Half-way down the first flight a thought struck Queed, and he
+retraced his steps. The last time that he had been compelled to the
+dining-room the landlady's daughter had been there&mdash;(it was
+all an accident, poor child! Hadn't she vowed to herself never to
+intrude on the little Doctor again?)&mdash;and, stupidly breaking
+the point of her pencil, had had the hardihood to ask him for the
+loan of his knife. Mr. Queed was determined that this sort of thing
+should not occur again. A method for enforcing his determination,
+at once firm and courteous, had occurred to him. One could never
+tell when trespassers would stray into the dining-room&mdash;his
+dining-room by right of his exalted claim. Rummaging in his bottom
+bureau drawer, he produced a placard, like a narrow little
+sign-board, and tucking it under his arm, went on downstairs.</p>
+<p>The precaution was by no means superfluous. Disgustingly enough
+the landlady's daughter was once more in his dining-room before
+him, the paraphernalia of her algebra spread over half the
+Turkey-red cloth. Fifi looked up, plainly terrified at his entrance
+and his forbidding expression. It was her second dreadful blunder,
+poor luckless little wight! She had faithfully waited a whole
+half-hour, and Mr. Queed had shown no signs of coming down. Never
+had he waited so long as this when he meant to claim the
+dining-room. Mrs. Paynter's room, nominally heated by a flume from
+the Latrobe heater in the parlor, was noticeably coolish on a
+wintry night. Besides, there was no table in it, and everybody
+knows that algebra is hard enough under the most favorable
+conditions, let alone having to do it on your knee. It seemed
+absolutely safe; Fifi had yielded to the summons of the familiar
+comforts; and now&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;how do you do?" she was saying in a frightened
+voice.</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed bowed, indignantly. Silently he marched to his chair,
+the one just opposite, and sat down in offended majesty. To Fifi it
+seemed that to get up at once and leave the room, which she would
+gladly have done, would be too crude a thing to do, too gross a
+rebuke to the little Doctor's Ego. She was wrong, of course, though
+her sensibilities were indubitably right. Therefore she feigned
+enormous engrossment in her algebra, and struggled to make herself
+as small and inoffensive as she could.</p>
+<p>The landlady's daughter wore a Peter Thompson suit of blue
+serge, which revealed a few inches of very thin white neck. She was
+sixteen and reddish-haired, and it was her last year at the High
+School. The reference is to Fifi's completion of the regular
+curriculum, and not to any impending promotion to a still Higher
+School. She was a fond, uncomplaining little thing, who had never
+hurt anybody's feelings in her life, and her eyes, which were light
+blue, had just that look of ethereal sweetness you see in
+Burne-Jones's women and for just that same reason. Her syrup she
+took with commendable faithfulness; the doctor, in rare visits,
+spoke cheerily of the time when she was to be quite strong and well
+again; but there were moments when Sharlee Weyland, looking at her
+little cousin's face in repose, felt her heart stop still.</p>
+<p>Fifi dallied with her algebra, hoping and praying that she would
+not <i>have</i> to cough. She had been very happy all that day.
+There was no particular reason for it; so it was the nicest kind of
+happiness, the kind that comes from inside, which even the presence
+of the little Doctor could not take away from her. Heaven knew that
+Fifi harbored no grudge against Mr. Queed, and she had not
+forgotten what Sharlee said about being gentle with him. But how to
+be gentle with so austere a young Socrates? Raising her head upon
+the pretext of turning a page, Fifi stole a hurried glance at
+him.</p>
+<p>The first thing Mr. Queed had done on sitting down was to
+produce his placard, silently congratulating himself on having
+brought it. Selecting the book which he would be least likely to
+need, he shoved it well forward, nearly halfway across the table,
+and against the volume propped up his little pasteboard sign, the
+printed part staring straight toward Fifi. The sign was an old one
+which he had chanced to pick up years ago at the Astor Library. It
+read:</p>
+<p>SILENCE</p>
+<p>Arch-type and model of courteous warning!</p>
+<p>When Fifi read the little Doctor's sign, her feelings were not
+in the least wounded, insufficiently subtle though some particular
+people might have thought its admonition to be. On the contrary, it
+was only by the promptest work in getting her handkerchief into her
+mouth that she avoided laughing out loud. The two of them alone in
+the room and his <i>Silence</i> sign gazing at her like a
+pasteboard Gorgon!</p>
+<p>Fifi became more than ever interested in Mr. Queed. An intense
+and strictly feminine curiosity filled her soul to know something
+of the nature of that work which demanded so stern a noiselessness.
+Observing rigorously the printed Rule of the Dining-Room, she could
+not forbear to pilfer glance after glance at the promulgator of it.
+Mr. Queed was writing, not reading, to-night. He wrote very slowly
+on half-size yellow pads, worth seventy-five cents a dozen, using
+the books only for reference. Now he tore off a sheet only partly
+filled with his small handwriting, and at the head of a new sheet
+inscribed a Roman numeral, with a single word under that. Like her
+cousin Sharlee at an earlier date, Fifi experienced a desire to
+study out, upside down, what this heading was. Several peeks were
+needed, with artful attention to algebra between whiles, before she
+was at last convinced that she had it. Undoubtedly it was</p>
+<p>XVIII<br />
+<br />
+ALTRUISM</p>
+<p>There was nothing enormous about Fifi's vocabulary, but she well
+knew what to do in a case like this. Behind her stood a battered
+little walnut bookcase, containing the Paynter library. After a
+safe interval of absorption in her sums, she pushed back her chair
+with the most respectful quietude and pulled out a tall volume. The
+pages of it she turned with blank studious face but considerable
+inner expectancy: Af&mdash;Ai&mdash;Al&mdash;Alf....</p>
+<p>A giggle shattered the academic calm, and Fifi, in horror,
+realized that she was the author of it. She looked up quickly, and
+her worst fears were realized. Mr. Queed was staring at her, as one
+scarcely able to credit his own senses, icy rebuke piercing through
+and overflowing his great round spectacles.</p>
+<p>"I beg your pardon!&mdash;Mr. Queed. It&mdash;it slipped out,
+really&mdash;"</p>
+<p>But the young man thought that the time had come when this
+question of noise in his dining-room must be settled once and for
+all.</p>
+<p>"Indeed? Be kind enough to explain the occasion of it."</p>
+<p>"Why," said Fifi, too truthful to prevaricate and completely
+cowed, "it&mdash;it was only the meaning of a word here.
+It&mdash;was silly of me. I&mdash;I can't explain
+it&mdash;exactly&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Suppose you try. Since your merriment interrupts my work, I
+claim the privilege of sharing it."</p>
+<p>"Well! I&mdash;I&mdash;happened to see that word at the head of
+the page you are writing&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Proceed."</p>
+<p>"I&mdash;I looked it up in the dictionary. It <i>says</i>," she
+read out with a gulp and a cough, "it means 'self-sacrificing
+devotion to the interests of others.'"</p>
+<p>The poor child thought her point must now be indelicately plain,
+but the lips of Doctor Queed merely emitted another close-clipped:
+"Proceed."</p>
+<p>At a desperate loss as she was, Fifi was suddenly visited by an
+idea. "Oh! I see. You're&mdash;you're writing <i>against</i>
+altruism, aren't you?"</p>
+<p>"What leads you to that conclusion, if I may ask?"</p>
+<p>"Why&mdash;I&mdash;I suppose it's the&mdash;way you&mdash;you
+do. Of course I oughtn't to have said it&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Go on. What way that I do?"</p>
+<p>Poor Fifi saw that she was floundering in ever more deeply. With
+the boldness of despair she blurted out: "Well&mdash;one
+thing&mdash;you sent me out of the room that night&mdash;when I
+coughed, you know. I&mdash;I don't understand about altruism like
+you do, but I&mdash;should think it was&mdash;my interests to stay
+here&mdash;"</p>
+<p>There followed a brief silence, which made Fifi more miserable
+than any open rebuke, and then Mr. Queed said in a dry tone: "I am
+engaged upon a work of great importance to the public, I may say to
+posterity. Perhaps you can appreciate that such a work is entitled
+to the most favorable conditions in which to pursue it."</p>
+<p>"Of course. Indeed I understand perfectly, Mr. Queed," said
+Fifi, immediately touched by what seemed like kindness from him.
+And she added innocently: "All men&mdash;writing men, I
+mean&mdash;feel that way about their work&mdash;I suppose. I
+remember Mr. Sutro who used to have the very same room you're in
+now. He was writing a five-act play, all in poetry, to show the
+horrors of war, and he used to say&mdash;"</p>
+<p>The young man involuntarily shuddered. "I have nothing to do
+with other men. I am thinking," he said with rather an unfortunate
+choice of words, "only of myself."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;I see! Now I understand exactly!"</p>
+<p>"What is it that you see and understand so exactly?"</p>
+<p>"Why, the way you feel about altruism. You believe in it for
+other people, but not for yourself! Isn't that right?"</p>
+<p>They stared across the table at each other: innocent Fifi, who
+barely knew the meaning of altruism, but had practiced it from the
+time she could practice anything, and the little Doctor, who knew
+everything about altruism that social science would ever formulate,
+and had stopped right there. All at once, his look altered; from
+objective it became subjective. The question seemed suddenly to
+hook onto something inside, like a still street-car gripping hold
+of a cable and beginning to move; the mind's eye of the young man
+appeared to be seized and swept inward. Presently without a word he
+resumed his writing.</p>
+<p>Fifi was much disturbed at the effect of her artless question,
+and just when everything was beginning to go so nicely too. In
+about half an hour, when she got up to retire, she said
+timidly:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"I'm sorry if I&mdash;I was rude just now, Mr. Queed. Indeed, I
+didn't mean to be...."</p>
+<p>"I did not say that you were rude," he answered without looking
+up.</p>
+<p>But at the door Fifi was arrested by his voice.</p>
+<p>"Why do you think it to your advantage to work in here?"</p>
+<p>"It's&mdash;it's a good deal warmer, you know," said Fifi,
+flustered, "and&mdash;then of course there's the table and lamp.
+But it's quite all right upstairs&mdash;really!"</p>
+<p>He made no answer.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Autobiographical Data imparted, for Sound Business Reasons,
+to a Landlady's Agent; of the Agent's Other Title, etc.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>While all move in slots in this world, Mr. Queed's slot was
+infinitely more clearly marked than any of his neighbors'. It ran
+exclusively between the heaven of his room and the hades of the
+<i>Post</i> office; manifesting itself at the latter place in
+certain staid writings done in exchange for ten dollars, currency
+of the realm, paid down each and every Saturday. Into this slot he
+had been lifted, as it were by the ears, by a slip of a girl of the
+name of Charlotte Lee Weyland, though it was some time before he
+ever thought of it in that way.</p>
+<p>In the freemasonry of the boarding-house, the young man was
+early accepted as he was. He was promptly voted the driest, most
+uninteresting and self-absorbed savant ever seen. Even Miss Miller,
+ordinarily indefatigable where gentlemen were concerned, soon gave
+him up. To Mr. Bylash she spoke contemptuously of him, but secretly
+she was awed by his stately manner of speech and his godlike
+indifference to all pleasures, including those of female society.
+Of them all, Nicolovius was the only one who seemed in the least
+impressed by Mr. Queed's appointment as editorial writer on the
+<i>Post</i>. With the others the exalted world he moved in was so
+remote from theirs that no surprises were possible there, and if
+informed that the little Doctor had been elected president of
+Harvard University, it would have seemed all in the day's work to
+William Klinker. Klinker was six feet high, red-faced and friendly,
+and Queed preferred his conversation above any heard at Mrs.
+Paynter's table. It reminded him very much of his friend the
+yeggman in New York.</p>
+<p>What went on behind the door of the tiny Scriptorium the
+boarders could only guess. It may be said that its owner's big
+grievance against the world was that he had to leave it
+occasionally to earn his bread and meat. Apart from this he never
+left it in those days except for one reason, viz., the consumption
+three times a day of the said bread and meat. Probably this was one
+explanation of the marked pallor of his cheek, but of such details
+as this he never took the smallest notice.</p>
+<p>Under the tiny bed were three boxes of books, chief fruit of the
+savings of an inexpensive lifetime. But the books were now merely
+the occasional stimulus of a mind already well stored with their
+strength, well fortified against their weaknesses. Nowadays nearly
+all of Queed's time, which he administered by an iron-clad Schedule
+of Hours, duly drawn up, went to the actual writing of his Magnum
+Opus. He had practically decided that it should be called "The
+Science of Sciences." For his book was designed to co&ouml;rdinate
+and unify the theories of all science into the single theory which
+alone gave any of them a living value, namely, the progressive
+evolution of a higher organized society and a higher individual
+type. That this work would blaze a wholly new trail for a world of
+men, he rarely entertained a doubt. To its composition he gave
+fifteen actual hours a day on <i>Post</i> days, sixteen hours on
+non-<i>Post</i> days. Many men speak of working hours like these,
+or even longer ones, but investigation would generally show that
+all kinds of restful interludes are indiscriminately counted in.
+Queed's hours, you understand, were not elapsed time&mdash;they
+were absolutely net. He was one of the few men in the world who
+literally "didn't have time."</p>
+<p>He sat in Colonel Cowles's office, scribbling rapidly, with his
+eye on his watch, writing one of those unanswerable articles which
+were so much dead space to a people's newspaper. It was a late
+afternoon in early February, soon after the opening of the
+legislature; and he was alone in the office. A knock fell upon the
+door, and at his "Come," a girl entered who looked as pretty as a
+dewy May morning. Queed looked up at her with no welcome in his
+eye, or greeting on his lip, or spring in the pregnant hinges of
+his knee. Yet if he had been a less self-absorbed young scientist,
+it must certainly have dawned on him that he had seen this lady
+before.</p>
+<p>"Oh! How do you do!" said Sharlee, for it was indeed no
+other.</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;quite well."</p>
+<p>"Miss Leech tells me that Colonel Cowles has gone out. I
+particularly wished to see him. Perhaps you know when he will be
+back?"</p>
+<p>"Perhaps in half an hour. Perhaps in an hour. I cannot say."</p>
+<p>She mused disappointedly. "I could hardly wait. Would you be
+good enough to give him a message for me?"</p>
+<p>"Very well."</p>
+<p>"Well&mdash;just tell him, please, that if he can make it
+convenient, we'd like the article about the reformatory to go in
+to-morrow, or the next day, anyway. He'll understand perfectly; I
+have talked it all over with him. The only point was as to when the
+article would have the most effect, and we think the time has come
+now."</p>
+<p>"You would like an article written about a reformatory for
+to-morrow's <i>Post</i> or next day's. Very well."</p>
+<p>"Thank you so much for telling him. Good-afternoon."</p>
+<p>"<i>You</i> would like," the young man repeated&mdash;"but one
+moment, if you please. You have omitted to inform me who <i>you</i>
+are."</p>
+<p>To his surprise the lady turned round with a gay laugh. Sharlee
+had supposed that Mr. Queed, having been offended by her, was
+deliberately cutting her. That her identity had literally dropped
+cleanly from his mind struck her as both much better and decidedly
+more amusing.</p>
+<p>"Don't you remember me?" she reminded him once again, laughing
+full at him from the threshhold. "My dog knocked you over in the
+street one day&mdash;surely you remember the
+pleasure-dog?&mdash;and then that night I gave you your supper at
+Mrs. Paynter's and afterwards collected twenty dollars from you for
+back board. I am Mrs. Paynter's niece and my name is Charlotte
+Weyland."</p>
+<p>Weyland?... Weyland? Oho! So this was the girl&mdash;sure
+enough&mdash;that Henry G. Surface had stripped of her fortune.
+Well, well!</p>
+<p>"Ah, yes, I recall you now."</p>
+<p>She thought there was an inimical note in his voice, and to pay
+him for it, she said with a final smiling nod: "Oh, I am <i>so</i>
+pleased!"</p>
+<p>Her little sarcasm passed miles over his head. She had touched
+the spring of the automatic card-index system known as his memory
+and the ingenious machinery worked on. Presently it pushed out and
+laid before him the complete record, neatly ticketed and arranged,
+the full dossier, of all that had passed between him and the girl.
+But she was nearly through the door before he had decided to
+say:</p>
+<p>"I had another letter from my father last night."</p>
+<p>"Oh!" she said, turning at once&mdash;"<i>Did</i> you!"</p>
+<p>He nodded, gloomily. "However, there was not a cent of money in
+it."</p>
+<p>If he had racked his brains for a subject calculated to detain
+her&mdash;which we may rely upon it that he did not do&mdash;he
+could not have hit upon a surer one. Sharlee Weyland had a great
+fund of pity for this young man's worse than fatherlessness, and
+did not in the least mind showing it. She came straight back into
+the room and up to the table where he sat.</p>
+<p>"Does it help you at all&mdash;about knowing where he is, I
+mean?"</p>
+<p>"Not in the least. I wonder what he's up to anyway?"</p>
+<p>He squinted up at her interrogatively through his circular
+glasses, as though she ought to be able to tell him if anybody
+could. Then a thought very much like that took definite shape in
+his mind. He himself had no time to give to mysterious problems and
+will-o'-the-wisp pursuits; his book and posterity claimed it all.
+This girl was familiar with the city; doubtless knew all the
+people; she seemed intelligent and capable, as girls went. He
+remembered that he had consulted her about securing remunerative
+work, with some results; possibly she would also have something
+sensible to say about his paternal problem. He might make an even
+shrewder stroke. As his landlady's agent, this girl would of course
+be interested in establishing his connection with a relative who
+had twenty-dollar bills to give away. Therefore if it ever should
+come to a search, why mightn't he turn the whole thing over to the
+agent&mdash;persuade her to hunt his father for him, and thus leave
+his own time free for the service of the race?</p>
+<p>"Look here," said he, with a glance at his watch. "I'll take a
+few minutes. Kindly sit down there and I'll show you how the man is
+behaving."</p>
+<p>Sharlee sat down as she was bidden, close by his side, piqued as
+to her curiosity, as well as flattered by his royal condescension.
+She wore her business suit, which was rough and blue, with a smart
+little pony coat. She also wore a white veil festooned around her
+hat, and white gloves that were quite unspotted from the world. The
+raw February winds had whipped roses into her cheeks; her pure
+ultramarine eyes made the blue of her suit look commonplace and
+dull. Dusk had fallen over the city, and Queed cleverly bethought
+him to snap on an electric light. It revealed a very shabby,
+ramshackle, and dingy office; but the long table in it was new,
+oaken, and handsome. In fact, it was one of the repairs introduced
+by the new management.</p>
+<p>"Here," said he, "is his first letter&mdash;the one that brought
+me from New York."</p>
+<p>He took it from its envelope and laid it open on the table. A
+sense of the pathos in this ready sharing of one's most intimate
+secrets with a stranger took hold of Sharlee as she leaned forward
+to see what it might say.</p>
+<p>"Be careful! Your feather thing is sticking my eye."</p>
+<p>Meekly the girl withdrew to a safer distance. From there she
+read with amazement the six typewritten lines which was all that
+the letter proved to be. They read thus:</p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>Your father asks that, if you have any of the natural feelings
+of a son, you will at once leave New York and take up your
+residence in this city. This is the first request he has ever made
+of you, as it will be, if you refuse it, the last. But he earnestly
+begs that you will comply with it, anticipating that it will be to
+your decided advantage to do so.</p>
+</div>
+<p>"The envelope that that came in," said Queed, briskly laying it
+down. "Now here's the envelope that the twenty dollars came
+in&mdash;it is exactly like the other two, you observe.&mdash;The
+last exhibit is somewhat remarkable; it came yesterday. Read
+that."</p>
+<p>Sharlee required no urging. She read:</p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>Make friends; mingle with people, and learn to like them. This
+is the earnest injunction of</p>
+<p>Your father.</p>
+</div>
+<p>"Note especially," said the young man, "the initial Q on each of
+the three envelopes. You will observe that the tail in every
+instance is defective in just the same way."</p>
+<p>Sure enough, the tail of every Q was broken off short near the
+root, like the rudimentary tail anatomists find in Genus Homo. Mr.
+Queed looked at her with scholarly triumph.</p>
+<p>"I suppose that removes all doubt," said she, "that all these
+came from the same person."</p>
+<p>"Unquestionably.&mdash;Well? What do they suggest to you?"</p>
+<p>A circle of light from the green-shaded desk-lamp beat down on
+the three singular exhibits. Sharlee studied them with bewilderment
+mixed with profound melancholy.</p>
+<p>"Is it conceivable," said she, hesitatingly&mdash;"I only
+suggest this because the whole thing seems so
+extraordinary&mdash;that somebody is playing a very foolish joke on
+you?"</p>
+<p>He stared. "Who on earth would wish to joke with me?"</p>
+<p>Of course he had her there. "I wish," she said, "that you would
+tell me what you yourself think of them."</p>
+<p>"I think that my father must be very hard up for something to
+do."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;I don't think I should speak of it in that way if I
+were you."</p>
+<p>"Why not? If he cites filial duty to me, why shall I not cite
+paternal duty to him? Why should he confine his entire relations
+with me in twenty-four years to two preposterous detective-story
+letters?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee said nothing. To tell the truth, she thought the
+behavior of Queed Senior puzzling in the last degree.</p>
+<p>"You grasp the situation? He knows exactly where I am; evidently
+he has known it all along. He could come to see me to-night; he
+could have come as soon as I arrived here three months ago; he
+could have come five, ten, twenty years ago, when I was in New
+York. But instead he elects to write these curious letters,
+apparently seeking to make a mystery, and throwing the burden of
+finding him on me. Why should I become excited over the prospect?
+If he would promise to endow me now, to support or pension me off,
+if I found him, that would be one thing. But I submit to you that
+no man can be expected to interrupt a most important life-work in
+consideration of a single twenty-dollar bill. And that is the only
+proof of interest I ever had from him. No&mdash;" he broke off
+suddenly&mdash;"no, that's hardly true after all. I suppose it was
+he who sent the money to Tim."</p>
+<p>"To Tim?"</p>
+<p>"Tim Queed."</p>
+<p>Presently she gently prodded him. "And do you want to tell me
+who Tim Queed is?"</p>
+<p>He eyed her thoughtfully. If the ground of his talk appeared
+somewhat delicate, nothing could have been more matter-of-fact than
+the way he tramped it. Yet now he palpably paused to ask himself
+whether it was worth his while to go more into detail. Yes; clearly
+it was. If it ever became necessary to ask the boarding-house agent
+to find his father for him, she would have to know what the
+situation was, and now was the time to make it plain to her once
+and for all.</p>
+<p>"He is the man I lived with till I was fourteen; one of my
+friends, a policeman. For a long time I supposed, of course, that
+Tim was my father, but when I was ten or twelve, he told me, first
+that I was an orphan who had been left with him to bring up, and
+later on, that I had a father somewhere who was not in a position
+to bring up children. That was all he would ever say about it. I
+became a student while still a little boy, having educated myself
+practically without instruction of any sort, and when I was
+fourteen I left Tim because he married at that time, and, with the
+quarreling and drinking that followed, the house became unbearable.
+Tim then told me for the first time that he had, from some source,
+funds equivalent to twenty-five dollars a month for my board, and
+that he would allow me fifteen of that, keeping ten dollars a month
+for his services as agent. You follow all this perfectly? So
+matters went along for ten years, Tim bringing me the fifteen
+dollars every month and coming frequently to see me in between,
+often bringing along his brother Murphy, who is a yeggman. Last
+fall came this letter, purporting to be from my father. Absurd as
+it appeared to me, I decided to come. Tim said that, in that case,
+he would be compelled to cut off the allowance entirely.
+Nevertheless, I came."</p>
+<p>Sharlee had listened to this autobiographical sketch with close
+and sympathetic attention. "And now that you are here&mdash;and
+settled&mdash;haven't you decided to do something&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>He leaned back in his swivel chair and stared at her. "Do
+something! Haven't I done all that he asked? Haven't I given up
+fifteen dollars a month for him? Decidedly, the next move is
+his."</p>
+<p>"But if you meant to take no steps when you got here, why did
+you come?"</p>
+<p>"To give him his chance, of course. One city is exactly like
+another to me. All that I ask of any of them is a table and
+silence. Apart from the forfeiture of my income, living here and
+living there are all one. Do! You talk of it glibly enough, but
+what is there to do? There are no Queeds in this city. I looked in
+the directory this morning. In all probability that is not his name
+anyway. Kindly bear in mind that I have not the smallest clue to
+proceed upon, even had I the time and willingness to proceed upon
+it."</p>
+<p>"I am obliged to agree with you," she said, "in thinking that
+your&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Besides," continued Doctor Queed, "what reason have I for
+thinking that he expects or desires me to track him down? For all
+that he says here, that may be the last thing in the world he
+wishes."</p>
+<p>Sharlee, turning toward him, her chin in her white-gloved hand,
+looked at him earnestly.</p>
+<p>"Do you care to have me discuss it with you?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes, I have invited an expression of opinion from you."</p>
+<p>"Then I agree with you in thinking that your father is not
+treating you fairly. His attitude toward you is extraordinary, to
+say the least of it. But of course there must be some good reason
+for this. Has it occurred to you that he may be in
+some&mdash;situation where it is not possible for him to reveal
+himself to you?"</p>
+<p>"Such as what?"</p>
+<p>"Well, I don't know&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Why doesn't he say so plainly in his letters then?"</p>
+<p>"I don't know."</p>
+<p>The young man threw out his hands with a gesture which inquired
+what in the mischief she was talking about then.</p>
+<p>"Here is another thought," said Sharlee, not at all
+disconcerted. "Have you considered that possibly he may be doing
+this way&mdash;as a test?"</p>
+<p>"Test of what?"</p>
+<p>"Of you. I mean that, wanting to&mdash;to have you with him now,
+he is taking this way of finding out whether or not you want him.
+Don't you see what I mean? He appeals here to the natural feelings
+of a son, and then again he tells you to make friends and learn to
+like people. Evidently he is expecting something of you&mdash;I
+don't know exactly what. But don't you think, perhaps, that if you
+began a search for him, he would take it as a sign&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I told you that there was no way in which a search, as you call
+it, could be begun. Nor, if there were, have I the smallest
+inclination to begin it. Nor, again, if I had, could I possibly
+take the time from My Book."</p>
+<p>She was silent a moment. "There is, of course, one way in which
+you could find out at any moment."</p>
+<p>"Indeed! What is that, pray?"</p>
+<p>"Mr. Tim Queed."</p>
+<p>He smiled faintly but derisively. "Hardly. Of course Tim knows
+all about it. He told me once that he was present at the wedding of
+my parents; another time that my mother died when I was born. But
+he would add, and will add, not a word to these confidences; not
+even to assure me definitely that my father is still alive. He says
+that he has sworn an oath of secrecy. I called on him before I left
+New York. No, no; I may discover my father or he may discover me,
+or not, but we can rest absolutely assured that I shall get no help
+from Tim."</p>
+<p>"But you can't mean simply to sit still&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"And leave matters to him. I do."</p>
+<p>"But&mdash;but," she still protested, "he is evidently unhappy
+Mr. Queed&mdash;evidently counting on you for something&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Then let him come out like a man and say plainly what he wants.
+I cannot possibly drop my work to try to solve entirely superfluous
+enigmas. Keep all this in mind&mdash;take an interest in it, will
+you?" he added briskly. "Possibly I might need your help some
+day."</p>
+<p>"Certainly I will. I appreciate your telling me about it, and
+I'd be so glad to help you in any way that I could."</p>
+<p>"How do you like my editorials?" he demanded abruptly.</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid I don't understand a line of them!"</p>
+<p>He waved his hand indulgently, like a grandfather receiving the
+just tribute of his little ones. "They are for thinkers, experts,"
+said he, and picked up his pencil.</p>
+<p>The agent took the hint; pushed back her chair; her glove was
+unbuttoned and she slowly fastened it. In her heart was a great
+compassion for the little Doctor.</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed, I want you to know that if I ever could be of help
+to you about <i>anything</i>, I'd always think it a real pleasure.
+Please remember that, won't you? Did you know I lived down this
+way, in the daytime?"</p>
+<p>"Lived?"</p>
+<p>She made a gesture toward the window, and away to the south and
+east. "My office is only three blocks away, down there in the
+park&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Your office? You don't work!"</p>
+<p>"Oh, don't I though!"</p>
+<p>"Why, I thought you were a <i>lady</i>!"</p>
+<p>They were so close together that she was compelled to laugh full
+in his face, disclosing two rows of splendid little teeth and the
+tip of a rosy little tongue. Probably she could have crushed him by
+another pointing gesture, turned this time toward her honored
+great-grandfather who stood in marble in the square; but what was
+the use?</p>
+<p>"What are you laughing at?" he inquired mildly.</p>
+<p>"At your definition of a lady. Where on earth did you get it?
+Out of those laws of human society you write every night at my
+aunt's?"</p>
+<p>"No," said he, the careful scientist at once, "no, I admit, if
+you like, that I used the term in a loose, popular sense. I would
+not seriously contend that females of gentle birth and
+breeding&mdash;ladies in the essential sense&mdash;are never
+engaged in gainful occupations&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You shouldn't," she laughed, "not in this city at any rate. It
+might astonish you to know how many females of gentle birth and
+breeding are engaged in gainful occupations on this one block
+alone. It was not ever thus with them. Once they had wealth and
+engaged in nothing but delicious leisure. But in 1861 some men came
+down here, about six to one, and took all this wealth away from
+them, at the same time exterminating the males. Result: the
+females, ladies in the essential sense, must either become gainful
+or starve. They have not starved. Sociologically, it's interesting.
+Make Colonel Cowles tell you about it some time."</p>
+<p>"He has told me about it. In fact he tells me constantly. And
+this work that you do," he said, not unkindly and not without
+interest, "what is it? Are you a teacher, perhaps, a ...
+no!&mdash;You speak of an office. You are a clerk, doubtless, a
+bookkeeper, a stenographer, an office girl?"</p>
+<p>She nodded with exaggerated gravity. "You have guessed my
+secret. I am a clerk, bookkeeper, stenographer, and office girl. My
+official title, of course, is a little more frilly, but you
+describe&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well? What is it?"</p>
+<p>"They call it Assistant Secretary of the State Department of
+Charities."</p>
+<p>He looked astonished; she had no idea his face could take on so
+much expression.</p>
+<p>"You! <i>You</i>! Why, how on earth did you get such a
+position?"</p>
+<p>"Pull," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>Their eyes met, and she laughed him down.</p>
+<p>"Who is the real Secretary to whom you are assistant?"</p>
+<p>"The nicest man in the world. Mr. Dayne&mdash;Rev. George
+Dayne."</p>
+<p>"A parson! Does he know anything about his subject? Is he an
+expert?&mdash;a trained relief worker? Does he know Willoughby? And
+Smathers? And Conant?"</p>
+<p>"Knows them by heart. Quotes pages of them at a time in his
+letters without ever glancing at the books."</p>
+<p>"And you?"</p>
+<p>"I may claim some familiarity with their theories."</p>
+<p>He fussed with his pencil. "I recall defining sociology for you
+one night at my boarding-house...."</p>
+<p>"I remember."</p>
+<p>"Well," said he, determined to find something wrong, "those men
+whom I mentioned to you are not so good as they think, particularly
+Smathers. I may as well tell you that I shall show Smathers up
+completely in my book."</p>
+<p>"We shall examine your arguments with care and attention. We
+leave no stone unturned to keep abreast of the best modern
+thought."</p>
+<p>"It is extraordinary that such a position should be held by a
+girl like you, who can have no scientific knowledge of the many
+complex problems.... However," he said, a ray of brightness
+lightening his displeasure, "your State is notoriously backward in
+this field. Your department, I fancy, can hardly be more than
+rudimentary."</p>
+<p>"It will be much, much more than that in another year or two.
+Why, we're only four years old!"</p>
+<p>"So this is why you are interested in having editorials written
+about reformatories. It is a reformatory for women that you wish to
+establish?"</p>
+<p>"How did you know?"</p>
+<p>"I merely argue from the fact that your State is so often held
+up to reproach for lack of one. What is the plan?"</p>
+<p>"We are asking," said the Assistant Secretary, "for a hundred
+thousand dollars&mdash;sixty thousand to buy the land and build,
+forty thousand for equipment and two years' support. Modest enough,
+is it not? Of course we shall not get a penny from the present
+legislature. Legislatures love to say no; it dearly flatters their
+little vanity. We are giving them the chance to say no now. Then
+when they meet again, two years from now, we trust that they will
+be ready to give us what we ask&mdash;part of it, at any rate. We
+can make a start with seventy-five thousand dollars."</p>
+<p>Queed was moved to magnanimity. "Look here. You have been civil
+to me&mdash;I will write that article for you Myself."</p>
+<p>While Sharlee had become aware that the little Doctor was
+interested, really interested, in talking social science with her,
+she thought he must be crazy to offer such a contribution of his
+time. A guilty pink stole into her cheek. A reformatory article by
+Mr. Queed would doubtless be scientifically pluperfect, but nobody
+would read it. Colonel Cowles, on the other hand, had never even
+heard of Willoughby and Smathers; but when he wrote an article
+people read it, and the humblest understood exactly what he was
+driving at.</p>
+<p>"Why&mdash;it's very nice of you to offer to help us, but I
+couldn't think of imposing on your time&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Naturally not," said he, decisively; "but it happens that we
+have decided to allow a breathing-space in my series on taxation,
+that the public may digest what I have already written. I am
+therefore free to discuss other topics for a few days. For
+to-morrow's issue, I am analyzing certain little understood
+industrial problems in Bavaria. On the following day&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It's awfully good of you to think of it," said Sharlee,
+embarrassed by his grave gaze. "I can't tell you how I appreciate
+it. But&mdash;but&mdash;you see, there's a lot of special detail
+that applies to this particular case alone&mdash;oh, a great lot of
+it&mdash;little facts connected with peculiar State conditions
+and&mdash;and the history of our department, you know&mdash;and I
+have talked it over so thoroughly with the Colonel&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Here is Colonel Cowles now."</p>
+<p>She breathed a sigh. Colonel Cowles, entering with the breath of
+winter upon him, greeted her affectionately. Queed, rather relieved
+that his too hasty offer had not been accepted, noted with vexation
+that his conversation with the agent had cost him eighteen minutes
+of time. Vigorously he readdressed himself to the currency problems
+of the Bavarians; the girl's good-night, as applied to him, fell
+upon ears deafer than any post.</p>
+<p>Sharlee walked home through the tingling twilight; fourteen
+blocks, and she did them four times a day. It was a still evening,
+clear as a bell and very cold; already stars were pushing through
+the dim velvet round; all the world lay white with a light hard
+snow, crusted and sparkling under the street lights. Her private
+fear about the whole matter was that Queed Senior was a person of a
+criminal mode of life, who, discovering the need of a young helper,
+was somehow preparing to sound and size up his long-neglected
+son.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>In which an Assistant Editor, experiencing the Common Desire
+to thrash a Proof-Reader, makes a Humiliating Discovery; and of how
+Trainer Klinker gets a Pupil the Same Evening.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The industrial problems of the Bavarians seemed an inoffensive
+thesis enough, but who can evade Destiny?</p>
+<p>Queed never read his own articles when they appeared in print in
+the <i>Post</i>. In this peculiarity he may be said to have
+resembled all the rest of the world, with the exception of the
+Secretary of the Tax Reform League, and the Assistant Secretary of
+the State Department of Charities. But not by any such device,
+either, can a man elude his Fate. On the day following his
+conversation with Mrs. Paynter's agent, Fortune gave Queed to hear
+a portion of his article on the Bavarians read aloud, and read with
+derisive laughter.</p>
+<p>The incident occurred on a street-car, which he had taken
+because of the heavy snow-fall: another illustration of the tiny
+instruments with which Providence works out its momentous designs.
+Had he not taken the car&mdash;he was on the point of not taking
+it, when one whizzed invitingly up&mdash;he would never have heard
+of the insult that the Post's linotype had put upon him, and the
+course of his life might have been different. As it was, two men on
+the next seat in front were reading the Post and making merry.</p>
+<p>"... '<i>A lengthy procession of fleas harassed the diet.</i>'
+Now what in the name of Bob ..."</p>
+<p>Gradually the sentence worked its way into the closed fastness
+of the young man's mind. It had a horrible familiarity, like a
+ghastly parody on something known and dear. With a quick movement
+he leaned forward, peering over the shoulder of the man who held
+the paper.</p>
+<p>The man looked around, surprised and annoyed by the strange face
+breaking in so close to his own, but Queed paid no attention to
+him. Yes ... it was his article they were mocking at&mdash;HIS
+article. He remembered the passage perfectly. He had written: "A
+lengthy procession of pleas harassed the Diet." His trained eye
+swept rapidly down the half column of print. There it was! "A
+procession of fleas." In <i>his</i> article! Fleas, unclean, odious
+vermin, in His Article!</p>
+<p>Relatively, Queed cared nothing about his work on the
+<i>Post</i>, but for all the children of his brain, even the
+smallest and feeblest, he had a peculiar tenderness. He was more
+jealous of them than a knight of his honor, or a beauty of her
+complexion. No insult to his character could have enraged him like
+a slight put upon the least of these his articles. He sat back in
+his seat, feeling white, and something clicked inside his head. He
+remembered having heard that click once before. It was the night he
+determined to evolve the final theory of social progress, which
+would wipe out all other theories as the steam locomotive had wiped
+out the prairie schooner.</p>
+<p>He knew well enough what that click meant now. He had got a new
+purpose, and that was to exact personal reparation from the
+criminal who had made Him and His Work the butt of street-car
+loafers. Never, it seemed to him, could he feel clean again until
+he had wiped off those fleas with gore.</p>
+<p>To his grim inquiry Colonel Cowles replied that the head
+proof-reader, Mr. Pat, was responsible for typographical errors,
+and Mr. Pat did not "come on" till 6.30. It was now but 5.50. Queed
+sat down, wrote his next day's article and handed it to the
+Colonel, who read the title and coughed.</p>
+<p>"I shall require no article from you to-morrow or next day. On
+the following day"&mdash;here the Colonel opened a drawer and
+consulted a schedule&mdash;"I shall receive with pleasure your
+remarks on 'Fundamental Principles of Distribution&mdash;Article
+Four.'"</p>
+<p>Queed ascended to the next floor, a noisy, discordant floor,
+full of metal tables on castors, and long stone-topped tables not
+on castors, and Mergenthaler machines, and slanting desk-like
+structures holding fonts of type. Rough board partitions rose here
+and there; over everything hung the deadly scent of acids from the
+engravers' room.</p>
+<p>"That's him now," said an ink-smeared lad, and nodded toward a
+tall, gangling, mustachioed fellow in a black felt hat who had just
+come up the stairs.</p>
+<p>Queed marched straight for the little cubbyhole where the
+proof-readers and copy-holders sweated through their long
+nights.</p>
+<p>"You are Mr. Pat, head proof-reader of the <i>Post</i>?"</p>
+<p>"That's me, sor," said Mr. Pat, and he turned with rather a
+sharp glance at the other's tone.</p>
+<p>"What excuse have you to offer for making my article ridiculous
+and me a common butt?"</p>
+<p>"An' who the divil may you be, please?"</p>
+<p>"I am Mr. Queed, special editorial writer for this paper. Look
+at this." He handed over the folded <i>Post</i>, with the
+typographical enormity heavily underscored in blue. "What do you
+mean by falsifying my language and putting into my mouth an absurd
+observation about the most loathsome of vermin?"</p>
+<p>Mr. Pat was at once chagrined and incensed. He happened,
+further, to be in most sensitive vein as regards little oversights
+in his department. His professional pride was tortured with the
+recollection that, only three days before, he had permitted the
+<i>Post</i> to refer to old Major Lamar as "that immortal
+veterinary," and upon the <i>Post's</i> seeking to retrieve itself
+the next day, at the Major's insistent demand, he had fallen into
+another error. The hateful words had come out as "immoral
+veteran."</p>
+<p>"Now look here!" said he, "there's nothing to be gained talking
+that way. Ye've got me&mdash;I'll give ye that! But what do ye
+expect?&mdash;eighty columns of type a night and niver a little
+harmless slip&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"You must be taught to make no slips with my articles. I'm going
+to punish you for that&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"What-a-at! Say that agin!"</p>
+<p>"Stand out here&mdash;I am going to give you a good thrashing. I
+shall whip ..."</p>
+<p>Another man would have laughed heartily and told the young man
+to trot away while the trotting was good. He was nearly half a foot
+shorter than Mr. Pat, and his face advertised his unmartial
+customs. But Mr. Pat had the swift fierce passions of his race; and
+it became to him an unendurable thing to be thus bearded by a
+little spectacled person in his own den. He saw red; and out shot
+his good right arm.</p>
+<p>The little Doctor proved a good sailer, but bad at making a
+landing. His course was arched, smooth, and graceful, but when he
+stopped, he did it so bluntly that men working two stories below
+looked up to ask each other who was dead. Typesetters left their
+machines and hurried up, fearing that here was a case for ambulance
+or undertaker. But they saw the fallen editor pick himself up, with
+a face of stupefied wonder, and immediately start back toward the
+angry proof-reader.</p>
+<p>Mr. Pat lowered redly on his threshhold. "G'awn now! Get
+away!"</p>
+<p>Queed came to a halt a pace away and stood looking at him.</p>
+<p>"G'awn, I tell ye! I don't want no more of your foolin'!"</p>
+<p>The young man, arms hanging inoffensively by his side, stared at
+him with a curious fixity.</p>
+<p>These tactics proved strangely disconcerting to Mr. Pat,
+obsessed as he was by a sudden sense of shame at having thumped so
+impotent an adversary.</p>
+<p>"Leave me be, Mr. Queed. I'm sorry I hit ye, and I niver would
+'a' done it&mdash;if ye hadn't&mdash;"</p>
+<p>The man's voice died away. He became lost in a great wonder as
+to what under heaven this little Four-eyes meant by standing there
+and staring at him with that white and entirely unfrightened
+face.</p>
+<p>Queed was, in fact, in the grip of a brand-new idea, an idea so
+sudden and staggering that it overwhelmed him. He could not thrash
+Mr. Pat. He could not thrash anybody. Anybody in the world that
+desired could put gross insult upon his articles and go scot-free,
+the reason being that the father of these articles was a physical
+incompetent.</p>
+<p>All his life young Mr. Queed had attended to his own business,
+kept quiet and avoided trouble. This was his first fight, because
+it was the first time that anybody had publicly insulted his work.
+In his whirling sunburst of indignation, he had somehow taken it
+for granted that he could punch the head of a proof-reader in much
+the same way that he punched the head off Smathers's arguments. Now
+he suddenly discovered his mistake, and the discovery was going
+hard with him. Inside him there was raging a demon of surprising
+violence of deportment; it urged him to lay hold of some instrument
+of a rugged, murderous nature and assassinate Mr. Pat. But higher
+up in him, in his head, there spoke the stronger voice of his
+reason. While the demon screamed homicidally, reason coldly
+reminded the young man that not to save his life could he
+assassinate, or even hurt, Mr. Pat, and that the net result of
+another endeavor to do so would be merely a second mortifying
+atmospheric journey. Was it not unreasonable for a man, in a
+hopeless attempt to gratify irrational passion, to take a step the
+sole and certain consequences of which would be a humiliating
+soaring and curveting through the air?</p>
+<p>It was a terrible struggle, the marks of which broke out on the
+young man's forehead in cold beads. But he was a rationalist among
+rationalists, and in the end his reason subdued his demon.
+Therefore, the little knot of linotypers and helpers who had stood
+wonderingly by while the two adversaries stared at each other,
+through a tense half-minute, now listened to the following
+dialogue:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"I believe I said that I would give you a good thrashing. I now
+withdraw those words, for I find that I am unable to make them
+good."</p>
+<p>"I guess you ain't&mdash;what the divil did ye expect? Me to sit
+back with me hands behind me and leave ye&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I earnestly desire to thrash you, but it is plain to me that I
+am not, at present, in position to do so."</p>
+<p>"Fergit it! What's afther ye, Mr. Queed&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"To get in position to thrash you, would take me a year, two
+years, five years. It is not&mdash;no, it is <i>not</i> worth my
+time."</p>
+<p>"Well, who asked f'r any av your time? But as f'r that, I'll
+give ye your chance to get square&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I suppose you feel yourself free now to take all sorts of
+detestable liberties with my articles?"</p>
+<p>"Liberties&mdash;what's bitin' ye, man? Don't I read revised
+proof on the leaded stuff every night, no matter what the rush is?
+When did ye ever before catch me&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"Physically, you are my superior, but muscle counts for very
+little in this world, my man. Morally, which is all that matters, I
+am your superior&mdash;you know that, don't you? Be so good as to
+keep your disgusting vermin out of my articles in the future."</p>
+<p>He walked away with a face which gave no sign of his inner
+turmoil. Mr. Pat looked after him, stirred and bewildered, and
+addressed his friends the linotypers angrily.</p>
+<p>"Something loose in his belfry, as ye might have surmised from
+thim damfool tax-drools."</p>
+<p>For Mr. Pat was still another reader of the unanswerable
+articles, he being paid the sum of twenty-seven dollars per week to
+peruse everything that went into the <i>Post</i>, including
+advertisements of auction sales and for sealed bids.</p>
+<p>Queed returned to his own office for his hat and coat. Having
+heard his feet upon the stairs, Colonel Cowles called
+out:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"What was the rumpus upstairs, do you know? It sounded as if
+somebody had a bad fall."</p>
+<p>"Somebody did get a fall, though not a bad one, I believe."</p>
+<p>"Who?" queried the editor briefly.</p>
+<p>"I."</p>
+<p>In the hall, it occurred to Queed that perhaps he had misled his
+chief a little, though speaking the literal truth. The fall that
+some <i>body</i> had gotten was indeed nothing much, for people's
+bodies counted for nothing so long as they kept them under. But the
+fall that this body's self-esteem had gotten was no such trivial
+affair. It struck the young man as decidedly curious that the worst
+tumble his pride had ever received had come to him through his
+body, that part of him which he had always treated with the most
+systematic contempt.</p>
+<p>The elevator received him, and in it, as luck would have it,
+stood a tall young man whom he knew quite well.</p>
+<p>"Hello, there, Doc!"</p>
+<p>"How do you do, Mr. Klinker?"</p>
+<p>"Been up chinning your sporting editor, Ragsy Hurd. Trying to
+arrange a mill at the Mercury between Smithy of the Y.M.C.A. and
+Hank McGurk, the White Plains Cyclone."</p>
+<p>"A mill&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"Scrap&mdash;boxin' match, y' know. Done up your writings for
+the day?"</p>
+<p>"My newspaper writings&mdash;yes."</p>
+<p>In the brilliant close quarters of the lift, Klinker was looking
+at Mr. Queed narrowly. "Where you hittin' for now? Paynter's?"</p>
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+<p>"Walkin'?&mdash;That's right. I'll go with you."</p>
+<p>As they came out into the street, Klinker said kindly: "You
+ain't feelin' good, are you, Doc? You're lookin' white as a
+milk-shake."</p>
+<p>"I feel reasonably well, thank you. As for color, I have never
+had any, I believe."</p>
+<p>"I don't guess, the life you lead. Got the headache, haven't
+you? Have it about half the time, now don't you, hey?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I have a headache quite frequently, but I never pay any
+attention to it."</p>
+<p>"Well, you'd ought to. Don't you know the headache is just
+nature tipping you off there's something wrong inside? I've been
+watching you at the supper table for some time now. That pallor you
+got ain't natural pallor. You're pasty, that's right. I'll bet
+segars you wake up three mornings out of four feelin' like a dish
+of stewed prunes."</p>
+<p>"If I do&mdash;though of course I can only infer how such a dish
+feels&mdash;it is really of no consequence, I assure you."</p>
+<p>"Don't you fool yourself! It makes a lot of consequence to you.
+Ask a doctor, if you don't believe me. But I got your dia'nosis
+now, same as a medical man that's right. I know what's your
+trouble, Doc, just like you had told me yourself."</p>
+<p>"Ah? What, Mr. Klinker?"</p>
+<p>"Exercise."</p>
+<p>"You mean lack of exercise?"</p>
+<p>"I mean," said Klinker, "that you're fadin' out fast for the
+need of it."</p>
+<p>The two men pushed on up Centre Street, where the march of
+home-goers was now beginning to thin out, in a moment of silence.
+Queed glanced up at Klinker's six feet of red beef with a flash of
+envy which would have been unimaginable to him so short a while ago
+as ten minutes. Klinker was physically competent. Nobody could
+insult <i>his</i> work and laugh at the merited retribution.</p>
+<p>"Come by my place a minute," said Klinker. "I got something to
+show you there. You know the shop, o' course?"</p>
+<p>No; Mr. Queed was obliged to admit that he did not.</p>
+<p>"I'm manager for Stark's," said Klinker, trying not to appear
+boastful. "Cigars, mineral waters, and periodicals. And a great
+rondy-vooze for the sporting men, politicians, and rounders of the
+town, if I do say it. I've seen you hit by the window many's the
+time, only your head was so full of studies you never noticed."</p>
+<p>"Thank you, I have no time this evening, I fear&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Time? It won't take any&mdash;it's right the end of this block.
+You can't do any studyin' before supper-time, anyhow, because it's
+near that now. I got something for you there."</p>
+<p>They turned into Stark's, a brilliantly-lit and prettily
+appointed little shop with a big soda-water plant at the front. To
+a white-coated boy who lounged upon the fount, Klinker spoke winged
+words, and the next moment Queed found himself drinking a foaming,
+tingling, hair-trigger concoction under orders to put it all down
+at a gulp.</p>
+<p>They were seated upon a bench of oak and leather upholstery,
+with an enormous mirror reproducing their back views to all who
+cared to see. Klinker was chewing a tooth-pick; and either a
+tooth-pick lasted him a long time, or the number he made away with
+in a year was simply stupendous.</p>
+<p>"Ever see a gymnasier, Doc?"</p>
+<p>No; it seemed that the Doc had not.</p>
+<p>"We got one here. There's a big spare room behind the shop. Kind
+of a store-room it was, and the Mercuries have fitted it up as a
+gymnasier and athletic club. Only they're dead ones and don't use
+it much no more. Got kind of a fall this afternoon, didn't you,
+Doc?"</p>
+<p>"What makes you think that?"</p>
+<p>"That eye you got. She'll be a beaut to-morrow&mdash;skin's
+broke too. A bit of nice raw beefsteak clapped on it right now
+would do the world and all for it."</p>
+<p>"Oh, it is of no consequence&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You think nothing about your body is consequence, Doc, that
+only your mind counts, and that's just where you make your mistake.
+Your body's got to carry your mind around, and if it lays down on
+you, what&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But I have no intention of letting my body lie down on me, as
+you put it, Mr. Klinker. My health is sound, my
+constitution&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Forget it, Doc. Can't I look at you and see with my own eyes?
+You're committing slow suicide by over-work. That's what it
+is."</p>
+<p>"As it happens, I am doing nothing of the sort. I have been
+working exactly this way for twelve years."</p>
+<p>"Then all the bigger is the overdue bill nature's got against
+you, and when she does hit you she'll hit to kill. Where'll your
+mind and your studies be when we've planted your body down under
+the sod?"</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed made no reply. After a moment, preparing to rise, he
+said: "I am obliged to you for that drink. It is rather
+remarkable&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Headache all gone, hey?"</p>
+<p>"Almost entirely. I wish you would give me the name of the
+medicine. I will make a memorandum&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Nix," said Klinker.</p>
+<p>"Nix? Nux I have heard of, but ..."</p>
+<p>"Hold on," laughed Klinker, as he saw Queed preparing to enter
+Nix in his note-book. "That ain't the name of it, and I ain't going
+to give it to you. Why, that slop only covers up the trouble,
+Doc&mdash;does more harm than good in the long run. You got to go
+deeper and take away the cause. Come back here and I'll show you
+your real medicine."</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Aw, don't flash that open-faced clock of yours on me. That's
+your trouble, Doc&mdash;matching seconds against your studies. It
+won't take a minute, and you can catch it up eating supper faster
+if you feel you got to."</p>
+<p>Queed, curious, as well as decidedly impressed by Klinker's sure
+knowledge in a field where he was totally ignorant, was persuaded.
+The two groped their way down a long dark passage at the rear of
+the shop, and into a large room like a cavern. Klinker lit a
+flaring gas-jet and made a gesture.</p>
+<p>"The Mercury Athletic Club gymnasier and sporting-room."</p>
+<p>It was a basement room, with two iron-grated windows at the
+back. Two walls were lined with stout shelves, partially filled
+with boxes. The remaining space, including wall-space, was occupied
+by the most curious and puzzling contrivances that Queed had ever
+seen. Out of the glut of enigmas there was but one thing&mdash;a
+large mattress upon the floor&mdash;that he could recognize without
+a diagram.</p>
+<p>"Your caretaker sleeps here, I perceive."</p>
+<p>Klinker laughed. "Look around you, Doc. Take a good gaze."</p>
+<p>Doc obeyed. Klinker picked up a "sneaker" from the floor and
+hurled it with deadly precision at a weight-and-pulley across the
+room.</p>
+<p>"There's your medicine, Doc!"</p>
+<p>Orange-stick in mouth, he went around like a museum guide,
+introducing the beloved apparatus to the visitor under its true
+names and uses, the chest-weights, dumb-bells and Indian clubs,
+flying-rings, a rowing-machine, the horizontal and parallel bars,
+the punching-bag and trapeze. Klinker lingered over the ceremonial;
+it was plain that the gymnasier was very dear to him. In fact, he
+loved everything pertaining to bodily exercise and manly sport; he
+caressed a boxing-glove as he never caressed a lady's hand; the
+smell of witch-hazel on a hard bare limb was more titillating to
+him than any intoxicant. The introduction over, Klinker sat down
+tenderly on the polished seat of the rowing-machine, and addressed
+Doctor Queed, who stood with an academic arm thrown gingerly over
+the horizontal bar.</p>
+<p>"There's your medicine, Doe. And if you don't take
+it&mdash;well, it may be the long good-by for yours before the
+flowers bloom again."</p>
+<p>"How do you mean, Mr. Klinker&mdash;there is my medicine?"</p>
+<p>"I mean, you need half an hour to an hour's hardest kind of work
+right here every day, reg'lar as meals."</p>
+<p>Queed started as though he had been stung. He cleared his throat
+nervously.</p>
+<p>"No doubt that would be beneficial&mdash;in a sense, but I
+cannot afford to take the time from My Book&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"That's where you got it dead wrong. You can't afford not to
+take the time. Any doctor'll tell you the same as me, that you'll
+never finish your book at all at the clip you're hitting now.
+You'll go with nervous prostration, and it'll wipe you out like a
+fly. Why, Doc," said Klinker, impressively, "you don't realize the
+kind of life you're leading&mdash;all indoors and sedentary and
+working twenty hours a day. I come in pretty late some nights, but
+I never come so late that there ain't a light under your door. A
+man can't stand it, I tell you, playing both ends against the
+middle that away. You got to pull up, or it's out the door feet
+first for you."</p>
+<p>Queed said uneasily: "One important fact escapes you, Mr.
+Klinker. I shall never let matters progress so far. When I feel my
+health giving way&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Needn't finish&mdash;heard it all before. They think they're
+going to stop in time, but they never do. Old prostration catches
+'em first every crack. You think an hour a day exercise would be
+kind of a waste, ain't that right? Kind of a dead loss off'n your
+book and studies?"</p>
+<p>"I certainly do feel&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, you're wrong. Listen here. Don't you feel some days as if
+mebbe you could do better writing and harder writing if only you
+didn't feel so mean?"</p>
+<p>"Well ... I will frankly confess that sometimes&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Didn't I know it! Do you know what, Doc? If you knocked out a
+little time for reg'lar exercise, you'd find when bedtime came,
+that you'd done better work than you ever did before."</p>
+<p>Queed was silent. He had the most logical mind in the world, and
+now at last Klinker had produced an argument that appealed to his
+reason.</p>
+<p>"I'll put it to you as a promise," said Klinker, eyeing him
+earnestly. "One hour a day exercise, and you do more work in
+twenty-four hours than you're doing now, besides feelin' one
+hundred per cent better all the time."</p>
+<p>Still Queed was silent. <i>One hour a day!</i></p>
+<p>"Try it for only a month," said Klinker the Tempter.</p>
+<p>"I'll help you&mdash;glad to do it&mdash;I need the drill
+myself. Gimme an hour a day for just a month, and I'll bet you the
+drinks you wouldn't quit after that for a hundred dollars."</p>
+<p>Queed turned away from Klinker's honest eyes, and wrestled the
+bitter thing out. <i>Thirty Hours stolen from His Book!...</i>
+Yesterday, even an hour ago, he would not have considered such an
+outrage for a moment. But now, driving him irresistibly toward the
+terrible idea, working upon him far more powerfully than his
+knowledge of headache, even than Klinker's promise of a net gain in
+his working ability, was this new irrationally disturbing knowledge
+that he was a physical incompetent.... If he had begun systematic
+exercise ten years ago, probably he could thrash Mr. Pat
+to-day.</p>
+<p>Yet an hour a day is not pried out of a sacred schedule of work
+without pains and anguish, and it was with a grim face that the Doc
+turned back to William Klinker.</p>
+<p>"Very well, Mr. Klinker, I will agree to make the experiment,
+tentatively&mdash;an hour a day for thirty days only."</p>
+<p>"Right for you, Doc! You'll never be sorry&mdash;take it from
+me."</p>
+<p>Klinker was a brisk, efficient young man. The old gang that had
+fitted out the gymnasium had drifted away, and the thought of going
+once more into regular training, with a pupil all his own, was
+breath to his nostrils. He assumed charge of the ceded hour with
+skilled sureness. Rain or shine, the Doctor was to take half an
+hour's hard walking in the air every day, over and above the walk
+to the office. Every afternoon at six&mdash;at which hour the
+managerial duties at Stark's terminated&mdash;he was to report in
+the gym for half an hour's vigorous work on the apparatus. This
+iron-clad regime was to go into effect on the morrow.</p>
+<p>"I'll look at you stripped," said Klinker, eyeing his new pupil
+thoughtfully, "and see first what you need. Then I'll lay out a
+reg'lar course for you&mdash;exercises for all parts of the body.
+Got any trunks?"</p>
+<p>Queed looked surprised. "I have one small one&mdash;a steamer
+trunk, as it is called."</p>
+<p>Klinker explained what he meant, and the Doctor feared that his
+wardrobe contained no such article.</p>
+<p>"Ne'mmind. I can fit you up with a pair. Left Hand Tom's they
+used to be, him that died of the scarlet fever Thanksgiving. And
+say, Doc!"</p>
+<p>"Well?"</p>
+<p>"Here's the first thing I'll teach you. Never mister your
+sparring-partner."</p>
+<p>The Doc thought this out, laboriously, and presently said: "Very
+well, William."</p>
+<p>"Call me Buck, the same as all the boys."</p>
+<p>Klinker came toward him holding out an object made of red
+velveteen about the size of a pocket handkerchief.</p>
+<p>"Put these where you can find them to-morrow. You can have 'em.
+Left Hand Tom's gone where he don't need 'em any more."</p>
+<p>"What are they? What does one do with them?"</p>
+<p>"They're your trunks. You wear 'em."</p>
+<p>"Where? On&mdash;what portion, I mean?"</p>
+<p>"They're like little pants," said Klinker.</p>
+<p>The two men walked home together over the frozen streets. Queed
+was taciturn and depressed. He was annoyed by Klinker's presence
+and irritated by his conversation; he wanted nothing in the world
+so much as to be let alone. But honest Buck Klinker remained
+unresponsive to his mood. All the way to Mrs. Paynter's he told his
+new pupil grisly stories of men he had known who had thought that
+they could work all day and all night, and never take any exercise.
+Buck kindly offered to show the Doc their graves.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Formal Invitation to Fifi to share Queed's Dining-Room
+(provided it is very cold upstairs); and First Outrage upon the
+Sacred Schedule of Hours.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Queed supped in an impenetrable silence. The swelling rednesses
+both above and below his left eye attracted the curious attention
+of the boarders, but he ignored their glances, and even Klinker
+forbore to address him. The meal done, he ascended to his sacred
+chamber, but not alas, to remain.</p>
+<p>For a full week, the Scriptorium had been uninhabitable by
+night, the hands of authors growing too numb there to write. On
+this night, conditions were worse than ever; the usual valiant
+essay was defeated with more than the usual case. Queed fared back
+to his dining-room, as was now becoming his melancholy habit. And
+to-night the necessity was exceptionally trying, for he found that
+the intrusive daughter of the landlady had yet once again spread
+her mathematics there before him.</p>
+<p>Nor could Fifi this time claim misunderstanding and accident.
+She fully expected the coming of Mr. Queed, and had been nervously
+awaiting it. The state of mind thus induced was not in the least
+favorable to doing algebra successfully or pleasurably. No amount
+of bodily comfort could compensate Fifi for having to have it. But
+her mother had ruled the situation to-night with a strong hand and
+a flat foot. The bedroom was <i>entirely too cold</i> for Fifi. She
+must, positively <i>must</i>, go down to the warm and comfortable
+dining-room,&mdash;do you hear me, Fifi? As for Mr.
+Queed&mdash;well, if he made himself objectionable, Sharlee would
+simply have to give him another good talking to.</p>
+<p>Yet Fifi involuntarily cowered as she looked up and murmured:
+"Oh&mdash;good evening!"</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed bowed. In the way of conveying displeasure, he had in
+all probability the most expressive face in America.</p>
+<p>He passed around to his regular place, disposed his books and
+papers, and placed his <i>Silence</i> sign in a fairly conspicuous
+position. This followed his usual custom. Yet his manner of making
+his arrangements to-night wanted something of his ordinary
+aggressive confidence. In fact, his promise to give an hour a day
+to exercise lay on his heart like lead, and the lumps on his eye,
+large though they were, did not in the least represent the
+dimensions of the fall he had received at the hands of Mr. Pat.</p>
+<p>Fifi was looking a little more fragile than when we saw her
+last, a little more thin-cheeked, a shade more ethereal-eyed. Her
+cough was quite bad to-night, and this increased her nervousness.
+How could she <i>help</i> from disturbing him with that dry
+tickling going on right along in her throat? It had been a trying
+day, when everything seemed to go wrong from the beginning. She had
+waked up feeling very listless and tired; had been late for school;
+had been kept in for Cicero. In the afternoon she had been going to
+a tea given to her class at the school, but her mother said her
+cold was too bad for her to go, and besides she really felt too
+tired. She hadn't eaten any supper, and had been quite cross with
+her mother in their talk about the dining-room, which was the worst
+thing that had happened at all. And now at nine o'clock she wanted
+to go to bed, but her algebra would not, <i>would not</i> come
+right, and life was horrible, and she was unfit to live it anyway,
+and she wished she was ...</p>
+<p>"You are crying," stated a calm young voice across the
+table.</p>
+<p>Brought up with a cool round turn, greatly mortified, Fifi
+thought that the best way to meet the emergency was just to say
+nothing.</p>
+<p>"What is the matter?" demanded the professorial tones.</p>
+<p>"Oh, nothing," she said, winking back the tears and trying to
+smile, apologetically&mdash;"just silly reasons. I&mdash;I've spent
+an hour and ten minutes on a problem here, and it won't come right.
+I'm&mdash;sorry I disturbed you."</p>
+<p>There was a brief silence. Mr. Queed cleared his throat.</p>
+<p>"You cannot solve your problem?"</p>
+<p>"I haven't <i>yet</i>," she sniffed bravely, "but of course I
+will <i>soon</i>. Oh, I understand it very well...."</p>
+<p>She kept her eyes stoutly fixed upon her book, which indicated
+that not for worlds would she interrupt him further. Nevertheless
+she felt his large spectacles upon her. And presently he astonished
+her by saying, resignedly&mdash;doubtless he had decided that thus
+could the virginal calm be most surely and swiftly
+restored:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Bring me your book. I will solve your problem."</p>
+<p>"Oh!" said Fifi, choking down a cough. And then, "Do you know
+all about algebra, too?"</p>
+<p>It seemed that Mr. Queed in his younger days had once made quite
+a specialty of mathematics, both lower, like Fifi's, and also far
+higher. The child's polite demurs were firmly overridden. Soon she
+was established in a chair at his side, the book open on the table
+between them.</p>
+<p>"Indicate the problem," said Mr. Queed.</p>
+<p>Fifi indicated it: No. 71 of the collection of stickers known as
+Miscellaneous Review. It read as follows:</p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>71. A laborer having built 105 rods of stone fence, found that
+if he had built 2 rods less a day he would have been 6 days longer
+in completing the job. How many rods a day did he build?</p>
+</div>
+<p>Queed read this through once and announced: "He built seven rods
+a day."</p>
+<p>Fifi stared. "Why&mdash;how in the world, Mr Queed&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Let us see if I am right. Proceed. Read me what you have
+written down."</p>
+<p>"Let <i>x</i> equal the number of rods he built each day," began
+Fifi bravely.</p>
+<p>"Proceed."</p>
+<p>"Then <i>105</i> divided by <i>x</i> equals number of days
+consumed. And <i>105</i> divided by <i>x - 2</i> equals number of
+days consumed, if he had built <i>2</i> rods less a day."</p>
+<p>"Of course."</p>
+<p>"And (<i>105</i> &divide; <i>x - 2</i>) + <i>6</i> = number of
+days consumed if it had taken him six days longer."</p>
+<p>"Nothing of the sort."</p>
+<p>Fifi coughed. "I don't see why, exactly."</p>
+<p>"When the text says 'six days longer,' it means longer than
+what?"</p>
+<p>"Why&mdash;longer than ever."</p>
+<p>"Doubtless. But you must state it in terms of the problem."</p>
+<p>"In terms of the problem," murmured Fifi, her red-brown head
+bowed over the bewildering book&mdash;"in terms of the
+problem."</p>
+<p>"Of course," said her teacher, "there is but one thing which
+longer can mean; that is longer than the original rate of progress.
+Yet you add the six to the time required under the new rate of
+progress."</p>
+<p>"I&mdash;I'm really afraid I don't quite see. I'm dreadfully
+stupid, I know&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Take it this way then. You have set down here two facts. One
+fact is the number of days necessary under the old rate of
+progress; the other is the number of days necessary under the new
+rate. Now what is the difference between them?"</p>
+<p>"Why&mdash;isn't that just what I don't know?"</p>
+<p>"I can't say what you don't know. This is something that
+<i>I</i> know very well."</p>
+<p>"But you know everything," she murmured.</p>
+<p>Without seeking to deny this, Queed said: "It tells you right
+there in the book."</p>
+<p>"I don't see it," said Fifi, nervously looking high and low, not
+only in the book but all over the room.</p>
+<p>The young man fell back on the inductive method: "What is that
+six then?"</p>
+<p>"Oh! <i>Now</i> I see. It's the difference in the number of days
+consumed&mdash;isn't it?"</p>
+<p>"Naturally. Now put down your equation. No, no! The greater the
+rate of progress, the fewer the number of days. Do not attempt to
+subtract the greater from the less."</p>
+<p>Now Fifi figured swimmingly:&mdash;</p>
+<p>(105/(x-2)) - (105/x) = 6<br />
+<br />
+105x - 105x + 210 = 6x^2 - 12x<br />
+<br />
+6x^2 - 12x - 210 = 0<br />
+<br />
+6x^2 - 12x - 210 = 0<br />
+<br />
+x^2 - 2x - 35 = 0<br />
+<br />
+(x - 7) (X + 5) = 0<br />
+<br />
+x = 7 or -5</p>
+<p>She smiled straight into his eyes, sweetly and fearlessly.
+"Seven! Just what you said! Oh, if I could only do them like you!
+I'm ever and ever so much obliged, Mr. Queed&mdash;and now I can go
+to bed."</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed avoided Fifi's smile; he obviously deliberated.</p>
+<p>"If you have any more of these terrible difficulties," he said
+slowly, "it isn't necessary for you to sit there all evening and
+cry over them. You ... may ask me to show you."</p>
+<p>"Oh, <i>could</i> I really! Thank you ever so much. But no, I
+won't be here, you see. I didn't mean to come to-night&mdash;truly,
+Mr. Queed&mdash;I know I bother you <i>so</i>&mdash;only Mother
+made me."</p>
+<p>"Your mother made you? Why?"</p>
+<p>"Well&mdash;it's right cold upstairs, you know," said Fifi,
+gathering up her books, "and she thought it might not be very good
+for my cough...."</p>
+<p>Queed glanced impatiently at the girl's delicate face. A frown
+deepened on his brow; he cleared his throat with annoyance.</p>
+<p>"Oh, I am willing," he said testily, "for you to bring your work
+here whenever it is very cold upstairs."</p>
+<p>"Oh, how good you are, Mr. Queed!" cried Fifi, staggered by his
+nobility. "But of course I can't think of bothering&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I should not have asked you," he interrupted her, irritably,
+"if I had not been willing for you to come."</p>
+<p>But for all boarders, their comfort and convenience, Fifi had
+the great respect which all of us feel for the source of our
+livelihood; and, stammering grateful thanks, she again assured him
+that she could not make such a nuisance of herself. However, of
+course Mr. Queed had his way, as he always did.</p>
+<p>This point definitely settled, he picked up his pencil, which
+was his way of saying, "And now, for heaven's
+sake&mdash;good-night!" But Fifi, her heart much softened toward
+him, stood her ground, the pile of school-books tucked under her
+arm.</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed&mdash;I&mdash;wonder if you won't let me get
+something to put on your forehead? That bruise is so
+dreadful&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, no! No! It's of no consequence whatever."</p>
+<p>"But I don't think you can have noticed how bad it is. Please
+let me, Mr. Queed. Just a little dab of arnica or
+witch-hazel&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"My forehead does very well as it is, I assure you."</p>
+<p>Fifi turned reluctantly. "Indeed something on it would make it
+get well so <i>much</i> faster. I wish you would&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Ah! There was a thought. As long as he had this bruise people
+would be bothering him about it. It was a world where a man
+couldn't even get a black eye without a thousand busybodies
+commenting on it.</p>
+<p>"If you are certain that its healing will be
+hastened&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Positive!" cried Fifi happily, and vanished without more
+speech.</p>
+<p>One Hour a Day to be given to Bodily Exercise.... How long, O
+Lord, how long!</p>
+<p>Fifi returned directly with white cloths, scissors, and two
+large bottles.</p>
+<p>"I won't take hardly a minute&mdash;you see! Listen, Mr. Queed.
+One of these bottles heals fairly well and doesn't hurt at all
+worth mentioning. That's witch-hazel. The other heals very well and
+fast, but stings&mdash;well, a lot; and that's turpentine. Which
+will you take?"</p>
+<p>"The turpentine," said Mr. Queed in a martyr's voice.</p>
+<p>Fifi's hands were very deft. In less than no time, she made a
+little lint pad, soaked it in the pungent turpentine, applied it to
+the unsightly swelling, and bound it firmly to the young man's head
+with a snowy band. In all of Mr. Queed's life, this was the first
+time that a woman had ministered to him. To himself, he
+involuntarily confessed that the touch of the girl's hands upon his
+forehead was not so annoying as you might have expected.</p>
+<p>Fifi drew off and surveyed her work sympathetically yet
+professionally. The effect of the white cloth riding aslant over
+the round glasses and academic countenance was wonderfully rakish
+and devil-may-care.</p>
+<p>"Do you feel the sting much so far?"</p>
+<p>"A trifle," said the Doctor.</p>
+<p>"It works up fast to a kind of&mdash;climax, as I remember, and
+then slowly dies away. The climax will be pretty bad&mdash;I'm so
+sorry! But when it's at its worst just say to yourself, 'This is
+doing me lots and lots of good,' and then you won't mind so
+much."</p>
+<p>"I will follow the directions," said he, squirming in his
+chair.</p>
+<p>"Thank you for letting me do it, and for the algebra,
+and&mdash;good-night."</p>
+<p>"Good-night."</p>
+<p>He immediately abandoned all pretense of working. To him it
+seemed that the climax of the turpentine had come instantly; there
+was no more working up about it than there was about a live red
+coal. The mordant tooth bit into his blood; he rose and tramped the
+floor, muttering savagely to himself. But he would not pluck the
+hateful thing off, no, no&mdash;for that would have been an
+admission that he was wrong in putting it on; and he was never
+wrong.</p>
+<p>So Bylash, reading one of Miss Jibby's works in the parlor, and
+pausing for a drink of water at the end of a glorious chapter,
+found him tramping and muttering. His flying look dared Bylash to
+address him, and Bylash prudently took the dare. But he poured his
+drink slowly, stealing curious glances and endeavoring to catch the
+drift of the little Doctor's murmurings.</p>
+<p>In this attempt he utterly failed, because why? Obviously
+because the Doctor cursed exclusively in the Greek and Latin
+languages.</p>
+<p>In five minutes, Queed was upon his work again. Not that the
+turpentine was yet dying slowly away, as Fifi had predicted that it
+would. On the contrary it burned like the fiery furnace of Shadrach
+and Abednego. But <i>One Hour a Day to be given to Bodily
+Exercise!</i>... Oh, every second must be made to count now,
+whether one's head was breaking into flame or not.</p>
+<p>Whatever his faults or foibles, Mr. Queed was captain of his
+soul. But the fates were against him to-night. In half an hour,
+when the sting&mdash;they called this conflagration a
+sting!&mdash;was beginning to get endurable and the pencil to move
+steadily, the door opened and in strode Professor Nicolovius; he,
+it seemed, wanted matches. Why under heaven, if a man wanted
+matches, couldn't he buy a thousand boxes and store them in piles
+in his room?</p>
+<p>The old professor apologized blandly for his intrusion, but
+seemed in no hurry to make the obvious reparation. He drew a match
+along the bottom of the mantle-shelf, eyeing the back of the little
+Doctor's head as he did so, and slowly lit a cigar.</p>
+<p>"I'm sorry to see that you've met with an accident, Mr. Queed.
+Is there anything, perhaps, that I might do?"</p>
+<p>"Nothing at all, thanks," said Queed, so indignantly that
+Nicolovius dropped the subject at once.</p>
+<p>The star-boarder of Mrs. Paynter's might have been fifty-five or
+he might have been seventy, and his clothes had long been the
+secret envy of Mr. Bylash. He leaned against the mantel at his
+ease, blowing blue smoke.</p>
+<p>"You find this a fairly pleasant place to sit of an evening, I
+daresay!" he purred, presently.</p>
+<p>The back of the young man's head was uncompromisingly stern. "I
+might as well try to write in the middle of Centre Street."</p>
+<p>"So?" said Nicolovius, not catching his drift. "I should have
+thought that&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"The interruptions," said Queed, "are constant."</p>
+<p>The old professor laughed. "Upon my word, I don't blame you for
+saying that. The gross communism of a boarding-house ... it does
+gall one at times! So far as I am concerned, I relieve you of it at
+once. Good-night."</p>
+<p>The afternoon before Nicolovius had happened to walk part of the
+way downtown with Mr. Queed, and had been favored with a fair
+amount of his stately conversation. He shut the door now somewhat
+puzzled by the young man's marked curtness; but then Nicolovius
+knew nothing about the turpentine.</p>
+<p>The broken evening wore on, with progress slower than the
+laborer's in Problem 71, when he decided to build two rods less a
+day. At eleven, Miss Miller, who had been to the theatre, breezed
+in; she wanted a drink of water. At 11.45&mdash;Queed's open watch
+kept accurate tally&mdash;there came Trainer Klinker, who, having
+sought his pupil vainly in the Scriptorium, retraced his steps to
+rout him out below. At sight of the tall bottle in Klinker's hand
+Queed shrank, fearing that Fifi had sent him with a second dose of
+turpentine. But the bottle turned out to contain merely a rare
+unguent just obtained by Klinker from his friend Smithy, the
+physical instructor at the Y.M.C.A., and deemed surprisingly
+effective for the development of the academic bicep.</p>
+<p>At last there was blessed quiet, and he could write again. The
+city slept; the last boarder was abed; the turpentine had become a
+peace out of pain; only the ticking of the clock filtered into the
+perfect calm of the dining-room. The little Doctor of Mrs.
+Paynter's stood face to face with his love, embraced his heart's
+desire. He looked into the heart of Science and she gave freely to
+her lord and master. Sprawled there over the Turkey-red cloth,
+which was not unhaunted by the ghosts of dead dinners, he became
+chastely and divinely happy. His mind floated away into the
+empyrean; he saw visions of a far more perfect Society; dreamed
+dreams of the ascending spiral whose law others had groped at, but
+he would be the first to formulate; caught and fondled the secret
+of the whole great Design; reduced it to a rule-of-thumb to do his
+bidding; bestrode the whole world like a great Colossus....</p>
+<p>From which flight he descended with a thud to observe that it
+was quarter of two o'clock, and the dining-room was cold with the
+dying down of the Latrobe, and the excellent reading-lamp in the
+death-throes of going out.</p>
+<p>He went upstairs in the dark, annoyed with himself for having
+overstayed his bedtime. Long experimentation had shown him that the
+minimum of sleep he could get along with to advantage was six and
+one-half hours nightly. This meant bed at 1.30 exactly, and he
+hardly varied it five minutes in a year. To his marrow he was
+systematic; he was as definite as an adding-machine, as practical
+as a cash register. But even now, on this exceptional night, he did
+not go straight to bed. Something still remained to be
+accomplished: an outrage upon his sacred Schedule.</p>
+<p>In the first halcyon days at Mrs. Paynter's, before the board
+question ever came up at all, the iron-clad Schedule of Hours under
+which he was composing his great work had stood like this:</p>
+<p>8.20 Breakfast<br />
+8.40 Evolutionary Sociology<br />
+1.30 Dinner<br />
+2 Evolutionary Sociology<br />
+7 Supper<br />
+7.20 to 1.30 Evolutionary Sociology</p>
+<p>But the course of true love never yet ran smooth, and this
+schedule was too ideal to stand. First the <i>Post</i> had come
+along and nicked a clean hour out of it, and now his Body had
+unexpectedly risen and claimed yet another hour. And, beyond even
+this ... some devilish whim had betrayed him to-night into offering
+his time for the service and uses of the landlady's daughter in the
+puling matter of algebra.</p>
+<p>No ... <i>no!</i> He would not put that in. The girl could not
+be so selfish as to take advantage of his over-generous impulse.
+She <i>must</i> understand that his time belonged to the ages and
+the race, not to the momentary perplexities of a high school
+dunce.... At the worst it would be only five minutes here and
+there&mdash;say ten minutes a week; forty minutes a month. No, no!
+He would not put that in.</p>
+<p>But the hour of Bodily Exercise could not be so evaded. It must
+go in. On land or sea there was no help for that. For thirty days
+henceforward at the least&mdash;and a voice within him whispered
+that it would be for much longer&mdash;his Schedule must stand like
+this:</p>
+<p>8.20 Breakfast<br />
+8.40 Evolutionary Sociology<br />
+1.30 Dinner<br />
+2 Evolutionary Sociology<br />
+4.45 to 5.15 Open-Air Pedestrianism<br />
+5.15 to 6.15 The <i>Post</i><br />
+6.15 to 6.45 Klinker's Exercises for all Parts of the Body<br />
+7 Supper<br />
+7.20 Evolutionary Sociology</p>
+<p>Hand clasped in his hair, Queed stared long at this wreckage
+with a sense of foreboding and utter despondency. Doubtless Mr.
+Pat, who was at that moment peacefully pulling a pipe over his last
+galleys at the <i>Post</i> office, would have been astonished to
+learn what havoc his accursed fleas had wrought with the just
+expectations of posterity.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Of Charles Gardiner West, President-Elect of Blaines College,
+and his Ladies Fair: all in Mr. West's Lighter Manner.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The closing German of the Thursday Cotillon, hard upon the
+threshold of a late Lent, was a dream of pure delight. Six of them
+in the heart of every season since 1871, these Germans have become
+famous wherever the light fantastic toe of aristocracy trips and
+eke is tripped. They are the badge of quality, and the test of it,
+the sure scaling-rod by which the frightened d&eacute;butante may
+measure herself at last, to ask of her mirror that night, with who
+can say what tremors: "<i>Am I a success?</i>" Over these balls
+strangers go mad. They come from immense distances to attend them,
+sometimes with superciliousness; are instantly captivated; and
+returning to their homes, wherever they may be, sell out their
+businesses for a song and move on, to get elected if they can,
+which does not necessarily follow.</p>
+<p>Carriages, in stately procession, disembarked their precious
+freight; the lift, laden with youth and beauty, shot up and down
+like a glorious Jack-in-the-Box; over the corridors poured a stream
+of beautiful maidens and handsome gentlemen, to separate for their
+several tiring-rooms, and soon to remeet in the palm-decked
+vestibule. Within the great room, couples were already dancing;
+Fetzy's Hungarians on a dais, concealed behind a wild thicket of
+growing things, were sighing out a wonderful waltz; rows of
+white-covered chairs stood expectantly on all four sides of the
+room; and the chaperones, august and handsome, stood in a stately
+line to receive and to welcome. And to them came in salutation
+Charles Gardiner West and, beside him, the lady whom he honored
+with his hand that evening, Miss Millicent Avery, late of Maunch
+Chunk, but now of Ours.</p>
+<p>They made their devoirs to the dowagers; silently they chose
+their seats, which he bound together with a handkerchief in a true
+lovers' knot; and, Fetzy's continuing its heavenly work, he put his
+arm about her without speech, and they floated away upon the
+rhythmic tide.</p>
+<p>At last her voice broke the golden silence: "I feel enormously
+happy to-night. I don't know why."</p>
+<p>The observation might seem unnoteworthy to the casual, but it
+carried them all around the room again.</p>
+<p>"Fortune is good to me," said he, as lightly as he could, "to
+let me be with you when you feel like that."</p>
+<p>He had never seen her so handsome; the nearness of her beauty
+intoxicated him; her voice was indolent, provocative. She was
+superbly dressed in white, and on her rounded breast nodded his
+favor, a splendid corsage of orchid and lily-of-the-valley.</p>
+<p>"Fortune?" she queried. "Don't you think that men bring these
+things to pass for themselves?"</p>
+<p>They had made the circle on that, too, before West said: "I
+wonder if you begin to understand what a power you have of bringing
+happiness to me."</p>
+<p>He looked, and indeed, for the transient moment, he felt, like a
+man who must have his answer, for better or worse, within the hour.
+She saw his look, and her eyes fell before it, not wholly because
+she knew how to do that to exactly the best advantage. Few persons
+would have mistaken Miss Avery for a wholly inexperienced and
+unsophisticated girl. But how was she to know that that same look
+had risen in the eyes of West, and that same note, obviously
+sincere, broken suddenly into his pleasant voice, for many, many of
+the fair?</p>
+<p>The music died in a splendid crash, and they threaded their way
+to their seats, slowly and often stopped, across the crowded floor.
+Many eyes followed them as they walked. She was still "new" to us;
+she was beautiful; she was her own young lady, and something about
+her suggested that she would be slightly unsafe for boys, the
+headstrong, and the foolish; rumor made her colossally wealthy. As
+for him, he was the glass of fashion and the mould of form, and
+much more than that besides. Of an old name but a scanty fortune,
+he had won his place by his individual merits; chiefly, perhaps,
+for so wags the world, by an exterior singularly prepossessing and
+a manner that was a possession above rubies. His were good looks of
+the best fashion of men's good looks; not a tall man, he yet gave
+the effect of tallness, so perfect was his carriage, so handsome
+his address. And he was as clever as charming; cultured as the
+world knows culture; literary as the term goes; nor was there any
+one who made a happier speech than he, whether in the forum or
+around the festal board. Detractors, of course, he had&mdash;as
+which of those who raise their heads above the dead level have
+not?&mdash;but they usually contented themselves with saying, as
+Buck Klinker had once said, that his manners were a little too good
+to be true. To most he seemed a fine type of the young American of
+the modern South; a brave gentleman; a true Democrat with all his
+honors; and, though he had not yet been tested in any position of
+responsibility, a rising man who held the future in his hand.</p>
+<p>They took their seats, and at last he freed himself from the
+unsteadying embarrassment which had shaken him at the first sight
+of her under the brilliant lights of the ballroom.</p>
+<p>"Two things have happened to make this seventh of March a
+memorable day for me," said he. "Two great honors have come to me.
+They are both for your ear alone."</p>
+<p>She flung upon him the masked battery of her eyes. They were
+extraordinary eyes, gray and emerald, not large, but singularly
+long. He looked fully into them, and she slowly smiled.</p>
+<p>"The other honor," said Charles Gardiner West, "is of a commoner
+kind. They want to make me president of Blaines College."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;really!" said Miss Avery, and paused. "And shall you
+let them do it?"</p>
+<p>He nodded, suddenly thoughtful and serious. "Long before snow
+flies, Semple &amp; West will be Semple and Something else. They'll
+elect me in June. I needn't say that no one must know of this
+now&mdash;but you."</p>
+<p>"Of course. It is a great honor," she said, with faint
+enthusiasm. "But why are you giving up your business? Doesn't it
+interest you?"</p>
+<p>He made a large gesture. "Oh, it interests me.... But what does
+it all come to, at the last? A man aspires to find some better use
+for his abilities than dollar-baiting, don't you think?"</p>
+<p>Miss Avery privately thought not, though she certainly did not
+like his choice of terms.</p>
+<p>"If a man became the greatest stock-jobber in the world, who
+would remember him after he was gone? Miss Avery, I earnestly want
+to serve. My deepest ambition is to leave some mark for the better
+upon my environment, my city, and my State. I am baring my small
+dream for you to look at, you see. Now this little college ..."</p>
+<p>But a daring youth by the name of Beverley Byrd bore Miss Avery
+away for the figure which was just then forming, and the little
+college hung in the air for the nonce. Mr. West was so fortunate as
+to secure the hand of Miss Weyland for the figure, he having taken
+the precaution to ask that privilege when he greeted her some
+minutes since. Couple behind couple they formed, the length of the
+great room, and swung away on a brilliant march.</p>
+<p>"It's going to be a delicious German&mdash;can't you tell by the
+<i>feel</i>?" began Sharlee, doing the march with a
+<i>deux-temps</i> step. "I'm so glad to see you, for it seems ages
+since we met, though, you know, it was only last week. Is not that
+a nice speech for greeting? Only I must tell you that I've said it
+to four other men already, and the evening is yet young."</p>
+<p>"Is there nothing in all the world that you can say, quite new
+and special, for me?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes! For one thing your partner to-night is altogether the
+loveliest thing I ever saw. And for another&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I am listening."</p>
+<p>"For another, <i>her</i> partner to-night is quite the nicest
+man in all this big, big room."</p>
+<p>"And how many men have you said that to to-night, here in the
+youth of the evening?"</p>
+<p>But the figure had reached that point where the paths of
+partners must diverge for a space, and at this juncture Sharlee
+whirled away from him. Around and up the room swept the long file
+of low-cut gowns and pretty faces, and step for step across the
+floor moved a similar line of swallow-tail and masculinity. At the
+head of the room the two lines curved together again, round meeting
+round, and here, in good time, the lovely billow bore on Sharlee,
+who slipped her little left hand into West's expectant right with
+the sweetest air in the world.</p>
+<p>"Nobody but you, Charles Gardiner West," said she.</p>
+<p>The whistle blew; the music changed; and off they went upon the
+dreamy valse.</p>
+<p>There are dancers in this world, and other dancers; but Sharlee
+was the sort that old ladies stop and watch. Of her infinite poetry
+of motion it is only necessary to say that she could make even "the
+Boston" look graceful; as witness her now. In that large room,
+detectives could have found men who thought Sharlee decidedly
+prettier than Miss Avery. Her look was not languorous; her voice
+was not provocative; her eyes were not narrow and tip-tilted; they
+did not look dangerous in the least, unless you so regard all
+extreme pleasure derived from looking at anything in the nature of
+eyes. Nor was there anything in the least businesslike, official,
+or stenographic about her manner. If her head bulged with facts
+about the treatment of the deficient classes, no hint of that
+appeared in her talk at parties. Few of the young men she danced
+with thought her clever, and this shows how clever she really was.
+For there are men in this world who will run ten city blocks in any
+weather to avoid talking to a woman who knows more than they do,
+and knows it, and shows that she knows that she knows it.</p>
+<p>Charles Gardiner West looked down at Sharlee; and the music
+singing in his blood, and the measure that they trod together, was
+all a part of something splendid that belonged to them alone in the
+world. Another man at such a moment would have contented himself
+with a pretty speech, but West gave his sacred confidence. He told
+Sharlee about the presidency of Blaines College.</p>
+<p>Sharlee did not have to ask what he would do with such an offer.
+She recognized at sight the opportunity for service he had long
+sought; and she so sincerely rejoiced and triumphed in it for him
+that his heart grew very tender toward her, and he told her all his
+plans; how he meant to make of Blaines College a great enlightened
+modern institution which should turn out a growing army of brave
+young men for the upbuilding of the city and the state.</p>
+<p>"They elect me the first of June. Of course I am supposed to
+know nothing about it yet, and you must keep it as a great secret
+if you please. I give up my business in April. The next month goes
+to my plans, arranging and laying out a great advertising campaign
+for the September opening. Early in June I shall sail for Europe,
+nominally for a little rest, but really to study the school systems
+of the old world. The middle of August will find me at my new desk,
+oh, so full of enthusiasms and high hopes!"</p>
+<p>"It's splendid.... Oh, how fine!" p&aelig;aned she.</p>
+<p>Upon the damask wrapping of Sharlee's chair lay a great armful
+of red, red roses, the gift of prodigal young Beverley Byrd, and
+far too large to carry. She lifted them up; scented their
+fragrance; selected and broke a perfect flower from its long stem;
+and held it out with a look.</p>
+<p>"The Assistant Secretary of the State Department of Charities
+presents her humble duty to President West."</p>
+<p>"Ah! Then the president commands his minion to place it tenderly
+in his buttonhole."</p>
+<p>"Look at the sea of faces ... lorgnettes, too. The minion
+<i>dassen't</i>."</p>
+<p>"Oh, that we two were Maying!"</p>
+<p>"You misread our announcement," said Beverley Byrd, romping up.
+"No opening for young men here, Gardy! Butt out."</p>
+<p>West left her, his well-shaped head in something of a whirl. In
+another minute he was off with Miss Avery upon a gallant
+two-step.</p>
+<p>Fetzy's played on; the dancers floated or hopped according to
+their nature; and presently a waltz faded out and in a breath
+converted itself into the march for supper, the same air always for
+I don't know how many years.</p>
+<p>Miss Avery rose slowly from her seat, a handsome siren shaped,
+drilled, fitted, polished from her birth for nothing else than the
+beguiling of lordly man. From the heart of her beautiful bouquet
+she plucked a spray of perfect lily-of-the-valley, and, eyes upon
+her own flowers, held it out to West.</p>
+<p>"They are beautiful," she said in her languorous voice. "I
+hadn't thanked you for them, had I? Wear this for me, will you
+not?" She looked up and her long eyes fell&mdash;we need not assume
+for the first time&mdash;upon the flower in his lapel. "I beg your
+pardon," she said, with the slightest change of expression and
+voice. "I see that you are already provided. Shall we not go
+up?"</p>
+<p>Laughing, he plucked a red, red rose from his buttonhole and
+jammed it carelessly in his pocket.</p>
+<p>"Give it to me."</p>
+<p>"Why, it's of no consequence. Flowers quickly fade."</p>
+<p>"Won't you understand?... you maddening lady. I've known all
+these girls since they were born. When they offer me flowers, shall
+I hurt their feelings and refuse? Give it to me."</p>
+<p>She shook her head slowly.</p>
+<p>"Don't you know that I'll prize it&mdash;and why?" said he in a
+low voice. "Give it to me."</p>
+<p>Their eyes met; hers fluttered down; but she raised them
+suddenly and put the flower in his buttonhole, her face so close
+that he felt her breath on his cheek.</p>
+<p>Beside him at supper, she took up the thread of their earlier
+talk.</p>
+<p>"If you must give up your business, why shouldn't it be for
+something bigger than the college&mdash;public life for
+instance?"</p>
+<p>"I may say," West answered her, "that as yet there has not been
+that sturdy demand from the public, that uproarious insistence from
+the honest voter ..."</p>
+<p>"At dinner the other evening I met one of your fine old
+patriarchs, Colonel Cowles. He told us that the new Mayor of this
+city, if he was at all the right sort, would go from the City Hall
+to the Governorship. And do you know who represents his idea of the
+right sort of Mayor?"</p>
+<p>West, picking at a bit of duck, said that he hadn't the least
+idea.</p>
+<p>"So modest&mdash;so modest! He said that the city needed a young
+progressive man of the better class and the highest character, and
+that man was&mdash;you. No other, by your leave! The Mayoralty, the
+Governorship, the Senate waiting behind that, perhaps&mdash;who
+knows? Is it wise to bottle one's self up in the blind alley of the
+college?"</p>
+<p>Thus Delilah: to which Samson replied that a modern college is
+by no means a blind alley; that from the presidential retreat he
+would keep a close eye upon the march of affairs, doubtless doing
+his share toward moulding public opinion through contributions to
+the <i>Post</i> and the reviews; that, in fact, public life had
+long had an appeal for him, and that if at any time a cry arose in
+the land for him to come forward ...</p>
+<p>"For a public career," said Delilah, with a sigh, "I should
+think you had far rather be editor of the <i>Post</i>, for example,
+than head of this college."</p>
+<p>Samson made an engaging reply that had to do with Colonel
+Cowles. The talk ran off into other channels, but somehow Delilah's
+remark stuck in the young man's head.</p>
+<p>Soul is not all that flows at the Thursday German, and it has
+frequently been noticed that the dance becomes gayest after supper.
+But it becomes, too, sadly brief, and <i>Home Sweet Home</i> falls
+all too soon upon the enthralled ear. Now began the movement toward
+that place, be it never so humble, like which there is none; and
+amid the throng gathered in the vestibule before the cloak-rooms,
+West again found himself face to face with Miss Weyland with whom
+he had stepped many a measure that evening.</p>
+<p>"I've been thinking about it lots, President West," said she;
+"it grows better all the time. Won't you please teach all your boys
+to be very good, and to work hard, and never to grow up to make
+trouble for the State Department of Charities."</p>
+<p>She had on a carriage-robe of light blue, collared and edged
+with white fur, and her arms were as full of red roses as arms
+could be.</p>
+<p>"But if I do that too well," said he, "what would become of you?
+Blaines College shall never blot out the Department of Charities. I
+nearly forgot a bit of news. Gloomy news. The <i>Post</i> is going
+to fire your little Doctor."</p>
+<p>"Ah&mdash;<i>no!</i>"</p>
+<p>"It looks that way. The directors will take it up definitely in
+April. Colonel Cowles is going to recommend it. He says the Doc has
+more learning than society requires."</p>
+<p>"But don't you think his articles give a&mdash;a tone to the
+paper&mdash;and&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"I do; a sombre, awful, majestic tone, if you like, but still
+one that ought to be worth something."</p>
+<p>Sharlee looked sad, and it was one of her best looks.</p>
+<p>"Ah, me! I don't know what will become of him if he is turned
+adrift. Could you, <i>could</i> you do anything?"</p>
+<p>"I can, and will," said he agreeably. "I think the man's
+valuable, and you may count on it that I shall use my influence to
+have him kept."</p>
+<p>So the Star and the Planet again fought in their courses for Mr.
+Queed. West, gazing down at her, overcoat on arm, looked like a
+Planet who usually had his way. The Star, too, had strong
+inclinations in the same direction. For example, she had noted at
+supper the lily-of-the-valley in the Planet's buttonhole, and she
+had not been able to see any good reason for that.</p>
+<p>Her eyes became dreamy. "How shall I say thank you?... I know. I
+must give you one of my pretty flowers for your buttonhole." She
+began pulling out one of the glorious roses, but suddenly checked
+herself and gazed off pensively into space, a finger at her lip.
+"Ah! I thought this gesture seemed strangely familiar, and now I
+remember. I gave him a flower once before, and ah, look!... the
+president of the college has tossed it away."</p>
+<p>West glanced hastily down at his buttonhole. The
+lily-of-the-valley was gone; he had no idea where he had lost it,
+nor could he now stay to inquire. The rose he took with tender
+carefulness from the upper pocket of his waistcoat.</p>
+<p>"What did Mademoiselle expect?" said he, with a courtly bow.
+"The president wears it over his heart."</p>
+<p>Sharlee's smile was a coronation for a man.</p>
+<p>"That one was for the president. This new one," said she,
+plucking it out, "is for the director and&mdash;the man."</p>
+<p>This new one, after all, she put into his buttonhole with her
+own hands, while he held her great bunch of them. As she turned
+away from the dainty ceremony, her color faintly heightened,
+Sharlee looked straight into the narrow eyes of Miss Avery, who,
+talking with a little knot of men some distance away, had been
+watching her closely. The two girls smiled and bowed to each other
+with extraordinary sweetness.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="X" id="X"></a>X</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Of Fifi on Friendship, and who would be sorry if Queed died;
+of Queed's Mad Impulse, sternly overcome; of his Indignant Call
+upon Nicolovius, the Old Professor</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<p>Could I interrupt you for just a minute, Mr. Queed?"</p>
+<p>"No. It is not time yet."</p>
+<p>"Cicero's so horrid to-night."</p>
+<p>"Don't scatter your difficulties, as I've told you before.
+Gather them all together and have them ready to present to me at
+the proper time. I shall make the usual pause," said Mr. Queed, "at
+nine sharp."</p>
+<p>Fifi, after all, had been selfish enough to take the little
+Doctor at his word. He had both given her the freedom of his
+dining-room and ordered her to bring her difficulties to him,
+instead of sitting there and noisily crying over them. And she had
+done his bidding, night after night. For his part he had stuck
+manfully by his moment of reckless generosity, no matter how much
+he may have regretted it. He helped Fifi, upon her request, without
+spoken protest or censure. But he insisted on doing it after an
+iron-clad schedule: Absolute silence until nine o'clock; then an
+interlude for the solving of difficulties; absolute silence after
+that; then at 9.45 a second interlude for the solving of the last
+difficulties of the night. The old rule of the dining-room, the
+<i>Silence</i> sign, had been necessarily suspended, but the young
+man enforced his schedule of hours far more strictly than the
+average railroad.</p>
+<p>"Nine o'clock," he announced presently. "Bring me your
+difficulties."</p>
+<p>Fifi's brain was at low ebb to-night. She came around with
+several books, and he jabbed his pencil at her open Cicero with
+some contempt.</p>
+<p>"You have a fundamental lack of acquaintance with Latin grammar,
+Miss&mdash;Miss Fifi. You badly need&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Why don't you call me Fifi, Mr. Queed? That's what all my
+friends call me."</p>
+<p>He stared at her startled; she thought his eyes looked almost
+terrified. "My dear young lady! <i>I'm</i> not your friend."</p>
+<p>A rare color sprang into Fifi's pallid cheeks: "I&mdash;I
+thought you liked me&mdash;from your being so good about helping me
+with my lessons&mdash;and everything."</p>
+<p>Queed cleared his throat. "I do like you&mdash;in a way.
+Yes&mdash;in that way&mdash;I like you very well. I will call you
+F&mdash;Fifi, if you wish. But&mdash;friends! Oh, no! They take up
+more time than such a man as I can afford."</p>
+<p>"I don't think I would take up one bit more time as your friend
+than I do now," said Fifi, in a plaintive voice.</p>
+<p>Queed, uncomfortably aware of the flying minutes, felt like
+saying that that was impossible.</p>
+<p>"Oh, I know what I'm talking about, I assure you," said the
+possessor of two friends in New York. "I have threshed the whole
+question out in a practical way."</p>
+<p>"Suppose," said Fifi, "your book came out and you were very
+famous, but all alone in the world, without a friend. And you died
+and there was not one single person to cry and miss you&mdash;would
+you think that was a&mdash;a successful life?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I suppose so! Yes, yes!"</p>
+<p>"But don't&mdash;don't you want to have people like you and be
+your friend?"</p>
+<p>"My dear young lady, it is not a question of what I want. I was
+not put here in the world to frivol through a life of gross
+pleasure. I have serious work to do in the service of humankind,
+and I can do it only by rigid concentration and ruthless
+elimination of the unessential. Surely you can grasp that?"</p>
+<p>"But&mdash;if you died to-morrow," said Fifi, fearfully
+fascinated by this aspect of the young man's majestic
+isolation,&mdash;"don't you know of anybody who'd be really and
+truly sorry?"</p>
+<p>"Really, I've never thought of it, but doubtless my two friends
+in New York would be sorry after their fashion. They, I believe,
+are all."</p>
+<p>"No they aren't! There's somebody else!"</p>
+<p>Queed supposed she was going to say God, but he dutifully
+inquired, "Who?"</p>
+<p>Fifi looked decidedly disappointed. "I thought you knew," she
+said, gazing at him with childlike directness. "Me."</p>
+<p>Queed's eyes fell. There was a brief silence. The young man
+became aware of a curious sensation in his chest which he did not
+understand in the least, but which he was not prepared to describe
+as objectionable. To pass over it, and to bring the conversation to
+an immediate close, he rapped the open book austerely with his
+pencil.</p>
+<p>"We must proceed with the difficulties. Let me hear you try the
+passage. Come! <i>Quam ob rem, Quirites</i>...."</p>
+<p>The nine o'clock difficulties proceeded with, and duly cleared
+up, Fifi did not stay for the second, or 9.45, interlude. She
+closed <i>M.T. Ciceronis Orationes Select&aelig;</i>, gathered
+together her other paraphernalia, and then she said
+suddenly:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"I may leave school next week, Mr. Queed. I&mdash;don't think
+I'm going to graduate."</p>
+<p>He looked up, surprised and displeased. "Why on earth do you
+think that?"</p>
+<p>"Well, you see, they don't think I'm strong enough to keep up
+the work right now. The Doctor was here to-day, and that's what he
+says. It's silly, I think&mdash;I know I am."</p>
+<p>Queed was playing the devil's tattoo with his pencil, scowling
+somewhat nervously. "Did you want to graduate particularly?"</p>
+<p>A look of exquisite wistfulness swept the child's face, and was
+gone. "Yes, I wanted to&mdash;lots. But I won't mind so much after
+I've had time to get used to it. You know the way people are."</p>
+<p>There was a silence, during which the young man wrestled with
+the sudden mad idea of offering to help Fifi with all her lessons
+each night&mdash;not merely with the difficulties&mdash;thus
+enabling her to keep up with her class with a minimum of work.
+Where such an impulse came from he could not conjecture. He put it
+down with a stern hand. Personally, he felt, he might be almost
+willing to make this splendid display of altruism; but for the sake
+of posterity and the common good, he could not dream of stealing so
+much time from the Magnum Opus.</p>
+<p>"Well!" he said rather testily. "That is too bad."</p>
+<p>"I know you'll be glad not to have me bothering you any more
+with my lessons, and all."</p>
+<p>"I will not say that."</p>
+<p>He looked at Fifi closely, examined her face in a searching,
+personal manner, which he had probably never before employed in
+reviewing a human countenance.</p>
+<p>"You don't look well&mdash;no, not in the least. You are not
+well. You are a sick girl, and you ought to be in bed at this
+moment."</p>
+<p>Fifi colored with pleasure. "No," she said, "I am not well."</p>
+<p>Indeed Fifi was not well. Her cheek spoke of the three pounds
+she had lost since he had first helped her with her difficulties,
+and the eleven pounds before that. The hand upon the Turkey-red
+cloth was of such transparent thinness that you were sure you could
+see the lamplight shining through. Her eyes were startling, they
+were so full of other-worldly sweetness and so ringed beneath with
+shadows.</p>
+<p>"And if I stopped coming down here to work nights," queried Fifi
+shamelessly, "would you&mdash;miss me?"</p>
+<p>"Miss you?"</p>
+<p>"You wouldn't&mdash;you wouldn't! You'd only be glad not to have
+me around&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I can truthfully say," said the little Doctor, glancing at his
+watch, "that I am sorry you are prevented from graduating."</p>
+<p>Fifi retired in a fit of coughing. She and her cough had played
+fast and loose with Queed's great work that evening, and, moreover,
+it took him a minute and a half to get her out of his mind after
+she had gone. Not long afterwards, he discovered that the yellow
+sheet he wrote upon was the last of his pad. That meant that he
+must count out time to go upstairs and get another one.</p>
+<p>Count out time! Why, that was what his whole life had come down
+to now! What was it but a steady counting out of ever more and more
+time?</p>
+<p>The thirty days of hours ceded to Klinker were up, and instead
+of at once bringing the prodigal experiment to a close, Doctor
+Queed found himself terribly tempted to listen to his trainer's
+entreaties and extend by fifty per centum the time allotted to the
+gymnasium and open-air pedestrianism. He could not avoid the
+knowledge that he felt decidedly better since he had begun the
+exercises, especially during these last few days. For a week "the"
+headache and he had been strangers. Much more important, he was
+conscious of bringing to his work, not indeed a livelier interest,
+for that would have been impossible, but an increasing vitality and
+an enlarged capacity. He kept the most careful sort of tabs upon
+himself, and his records seemed to show, at least for the past week
+or two, that his net volume of work had not been seriously lowered
+by the hour per day wrung from the Schedule. The exercises, then,
+seemed to be paying their own freight. And besides all this, they
+were clearly little mile-stones on the path which led men to
+physical competency and the ability to protect their articles from
+public affront.</p>
+<p>Still, an hour out was an hour out&mdash;three hundred and
+sixty-five hours a year&mdash;three months' delay in finishing his
+book. Making allowance for increased productivity, a month and a
+half's delay. And that was only a beginning. The
+<i>Post</i>&mdash;Klinker's Exercises for All Parts of the
+Body&mdash;Klinker himself, who called frequently&mdash;now Fifi
+(eighteen minutes this very evening)&mdash;who could say where the
+mad dissipation would end? On some uncharted isle in the far South
+Seas, perchance, a man might be let alone to do his work. But in
+this boarding-house, it was clear now, the effort was foredoomed
+and hopeless. Once make the smallest concession to the infernal
+ubiquity of the race, once let the topmost bar of your gate down
+never so little, and the whole accursed public descended with a
+whoop to romp all over the premises. What, oh, what was the use of
+trying?...</p>
+<p>"Ah, Mr. Queed&mdash;well met! Won't you stop in and see me a
+little while? You're enormously busy, I know&mdash;but possibly I
+can find something to interest you in my poor little collection of
+books."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius, coming up the stairs, had met Queed coming down, pad
+in hand. The impertinence of the old professor's invitation fitted
+superbly with the bitterness of the little Doctor's humor. It
+pressed the martyr's crown upon his brow till the perfectness of
+his grudge against a hateful world lacked nor jot nor tittle.</p>
+<p>"Oh, certainly! Certainly!" he replied, with the utmost
+indignation.</p>
+<p>Nicolovius, bowing courteously, pushed open the door.</p>
+<p>It was known in the boarding-house that the remodeling of the
+Second Hall Back into a private bathroom for Nicolovius had been
+done at his own expense, and rumor had it that for his two
+rooms&mdash;his "suite," as Mrs. Paynter called it&mdash;he paid
+down the sum of eighteen dollars weekly. The bed-sitting-room into
+which he now ushered his guest was the prettiest room ever seen by
+Mr. Queed, who had seen few pretty rooms in his life. Certainly it
+was a charming room of a usual enough type: lamp-lit and
+soft-carpeted; brass fittings about the fireplace where a coal fire
+glowed; a large red reading-table with the customary litter of
+books and periodicals; comfortable chairs to sit in; two uncommonly
+pretty mahogany bookcases with quaint leaded windows. The crude
+central identity about all bedrooms that had hitherto come within
+Queed's ken, to wit, the bed, seemed in this remarkable room to be
+wanting altogether. For how was he, with his practical
+inexperience, to know that the handsome leather lounge in the
+bay-window had its in'ards crammed full of sheets, and blankets,
+and hinges and collapsible legs?</p>
+<p>The young man gravitated instinctively toward the bookcases. His
+expert eye swept over the titles, and his gloom lightened a
+little.</p>
+<p>"You have some fair light reading here, I see," he said,
+plucking out a richly bound volume of Lecky's <i>History of
+European Morals</i>.</p>
+<p>Nicolovius, who was observing him closely, smiled to himself.
+"Ah, yes. I'm the merest dilettante, without your happiness of
+being a specialist of authority."</p>
+<p>The old professor was a tall man, though somewhat stooped and
+shrunken, and his head was as bare of hair as the palm of your
+hand; which of course was why he wore the black silk skull cap
+about the house. On the contrary his mustaches were singularly long
+and luxuriant, they, and the short, smart goatee, being of a
+peculiar deep auburn shade. His eyes were dark, brilliant, and
+slightly sardonic; there were yellow pouches under them and deep
+transverse furrows on his forehead; his nose, once powerfully
+aquiline, appeared to have been broken cleanly across the middle.
+Taken all in all, he was a figure to be noticed in any company.</p>
+<p>He came forward on his rubber heels and stood at his guest's
+elbow.</p>
+<p>"Your field is science, I believe? This Spencer was bound for me
+years ago, by a clever devil in Pittsburg, of all places; Huxley,
+too. My Darwin is hit and miss. Mill is here; Hume; the American
+John Fiske. By chance I have <i>The Wealth of Nations</i>. Here is
+a fine old book, Sir Henry Maine's <i>Ancient Law</i>. You know it,
+of course?"</p>
+<p>"All&mdash;all! I know them all," murmured the little Doctor,
+standing with two books under his arm and plucking out a third. "I
+look back sometimes and stand amazed at the immensity of my
+reading. Benjamin Kidd&mdash;ha! He won't be in so many libraries
+when I get through with him. You are rather strong on political
+economy, I see. Alfred Marshall does very well. Nothing much in
+philosophy. The <i>Contrat Social</i>&mdash;absurd."</p>
+<p>"Do you care for these?" asked Nicolovius, pointing to a row of
+well-worn works of Bible criticism. "Of course the Germans are far
+in the lead in this field, and I am unhappily compelled to rely on
+translations. Still I have&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Here! Look here! I must have this! I must take this book from
+you!" interrupted Queed, rather excitedly dragging a fat blue
+volume from a lower shelf. "Crozier's <i>Civilization and
+Progress</i>. What a find! I need it badly. I'll just take it with
+me now, shall I not? Eh?"</p>
+<p>"I shall be only too happy to have you take it," said
+Nicolovius, blandly, "and as many others as you care for."</p>
+<p>"I'll have another look and see," said Queed. "My copy of
+Crozier disappeared some time before I left New York, and so far I
+have been unable to replace it. I am showing him up completely....
+Why, this is singular&mdash;extraordinary! There's not a history
+among all these books&mdash;not a volume!"</p>
+<p>Nicolovius's expression oddly changed; his whole face seemed to
+tighten. "No," he said slowly, "I have some reason to dislike
+history."</p>
+<p>The young man straightened sharply, horrified. "Why don't you
+say at once that you hate Life&mdash;Man&mdash;the Evolution of the
+Race&mdash;and be done with it?"</p>
+<p>"Would that seem so dreadful to you?" The old man's face wore a
+sad smile. "I might say even that, I fear. Try one of those chairs
+by the fire. I shall not mind telling you how I came by this
+feeling. You don't smoke, I believe! You miss a good deal, but
+since you don't know it, how does it matter?"</p>
+<p>Nicolovius's haughty aloofness, his rigid uncommunicativeness,
+his grand ducal bearing and the fact that he paid eighteen dollars
+a week for a suite had of course made him a man of mark and mystery
+in the boarding-house, and in the romancings of Miss Miller he had
+figured as nearly everything from a fugitive crown prince to a
+retired counterfeiter. However, Queed positively refused to be
+drawn away from the book-shelves to listen to his story, and the
+old professor was compelled to turn away from the fire and to talk,
+at that, to the back of the young man's head.</p>
+<p>Nicolovius, so he told Queed, was not an American at all, but an
+Irishman, born at Roscommon, Connaught. His grandfather was a
+German, whence he got his name. But the lad grew up in the image of
+his mother's people. He became an intense patriot even for Ireland,
+an extremist among extremists, a notorious firebrand in a land
+where no wood glows dully. Equipped with a good education and
+natural parts, he had become a passionate leader in the "Young
+Ireland" movement; was a storm-centre all during the Home Rule
+agitations; and suddenly outgrew Ireland overnight during the
+"Parnellism and Crime" era. He got away to the coast, disguised as
+a coster, and once had the pleasure of giving a lift in his cart to
+the search-party who wanted him, dead or alive. This was in the
+year 1882.</p>
+<p>"You were mixed up in the Phoenix Park murders, I daresay?"
+interjected Queed, in his matter-of-fact way.</p>
+<p>"You will excuse my preference for a certain indefiniteness,"
+said Nicolovius, with great sweetness.</p>
+<p>On this side, he had drifted accidentally into school-teaching,
+as a means of livelihood, and stuck at it, in New York, St. Paul,
+and, for many years, in Chicago. The need of a warmer climate for
+his health's sake, he said, had driven him South, and some three
+years before an appointment at Milner's Collegiate School had
+brought him to the city which he and the young man now alike called
+their own.</p>
+<p>Queed, still sacking the shelves for another find, asked if he
+had never revisited Ireland.</p>
+<p>"Ah, no," said Nicolovius, "there was no gracious pardon for my
+little peccadillo, no statute of limitations to run after me and
+pat me on the head. I love England best with the sea between us.
+You may fancy that a refugee Irishman has no fondness for reading
+history."</p>
+<p>He flicked the fire-ash from his cigar and looked at Queed. All
+the time he talked he had been watching the young man, studying
+him, conning him over....</p>
+<p>"My life ended when I was scarcely older than you. I have been
+dead while I was alive.... God pity you, young man, if you ever
+taste the bitter misery of that!"</p>
+<p>Queed turned around surprised at the sudden fierceness of the
+other's tone. Nicolovius instantly sprang up and went over to poke
+the fire; he came back directly, smiling easily and pulling at his
+long cigar.</p>
+<p>"Ah, well! Forgive the saddening reminiscences of an old
+man&mdash;not a common weakness with me, I assure you. May I say,
+Mr. Queed, how much your intellect, your culture, your
+admirable&mdash;ah&mdash;poise&mdash;amazing they seem to me in so
+young a man&mdash;have appealed to me among a population of
+Brookes, Bylashes, and Klinkers? You are the first man in many a
+day that has inspired me with an impulse toward friendship and
+confidence. It would be a real kindness if you'd come in sometimes
+of an evening."</p>
+<p>At the word "friendship" the young man flinched uncontrollably.
+Was the whole diabolical world in league to spring out and make
+friends with him?</p>
+<p>"Unfortunately," he said, with his iciest bow, "my time is
+entirely engrossed by my work."</p>
+<p>But as his eye went round the pretty, dim-lit room, he could not
+help contrasting it with the bleak Scriptorium above, and he added
+with a change of tone and a sigh:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"You appear wonderfully comfortable here."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius shrugged. "So-so," he said indifferently. "However, I
+shall make a move before long."</p>
+<p>"Indeed?"</p>
+<p>"I want more space and independence, more quiet&mdash;surcease
+from meeting fellow-boarders at every step. I plan to move into an
+apartment, or perhaps a modest little house, if I can manage it.
+For I am not rich, unhappily, though I believe the boarders think I
+am, because I make Emma a present of a dollar each year at the
+anniversary of the birth of our Lord."</p>
+<p>Queed ignored his little pleasantry. He was struck with the fact
+that Nicolovius had described exactly the sort of living
+arrangement that he himself most earnestly desired.</p>
+<p>"I should have made the move last year," continued Nicolovius,
+pulling at his auburn mustaches, "except that&mdash;well, I am more
+sensitive to my loneliness as I grow older, and the fact was that I
+lacked a congenial companion to share a pleasanter home with."</p>
+<p>The eyes of the two men met, and they moved away from each other
+as by common consent. Apparently the same thought popped
+simultaneously into both their minds. Queed dallied with his
+thought, frankly and with the purest unaltruism.</p>
+<p>Though this was the first time he had ever been in the old
+professor's pretty room, it was the third or fourth time he had
+been invited there. Nothing could be clearer than that Nicolovius
+liked him enormously,&mdash;where on earth did he get his fatal
+gift for attracting people?&mdash;nothing than that he was exactly
+the sort of congenial companion the old man desired. Why shouldn't
+he go and live with Nicolovius in his new home, the home of perfect
+quiet and immunity from boarders? And unbroken leisure, too, for of
+course Nicolovius would bear all expenses, and he himself would fly
+from all remunerative work as from the Black Death. Nay more, the
+old chap would very likely be willing to pay him a salary for his
+society, or at least, see that he was kept well supplied with
+everything he needed&mdash;books to demolish like this one under
+his arm, and ...</p>
+<p>He looked up and found the sardonic Italian eyes of the old
+professor fixed on him with a most curious expression.... No, no!
+Better even Mrs. Paynter's than solitude shared with this stagey
+old man, with his repellent face and his purring voice which his
+eyes so belied.</p>
+<p>"I must be going," said Queed hastily.</p>
+<p>His host came forward with suave expressions of regret.
+"However, I feel much complimented that you came at all. Pray honor
+me again very soon&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'll return this book sometime," continued the young man,
+already at the door. "You won't mind if I mark it, of course?"</p>
+<p>"My dear sir&mdash;most certainly not. Indeed I hoped that you
+would consent to accept it for your own, as a&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, I'll return it. I daresay you will find," he added with a
+faint smile, but his grossest one, "that my notes have not lessened
+its value exactly!"</p>
+<p>In the hall Queed looked at his watch; ten minutes to ten.
+<i>Twenty-five minutes to his visit upon the old professor!</i></p>
+<p>However, let us be calm and just about it. The twenty-five
+minutes was not a flat loss: he had got Crozier by it. Crozier was
+worth twenty-five minutes; thirty-five, if it came to
+that&mdash;fifty!... But how to fit such a thing as this into the
+Schedule&mdash;and Klinker's visits&mdash;and the time he had given
+to Fifi to-night and very likely would have to give through an
+endless chain of to-morrows? Here was the burning crux. Was it
+endurable that the Schedule must be corrupted yet again?</p>
+<p>So far as little Fifi was concerned, it turned out that these
+agonies were superfluous; he had helped her with her lessons for
+the last time. She did not appear in the dining-room the next
+night, or the next, or the next. Inquiries from the boarders drew
+from Mrs. Paynter the information that the child's cough had pulled
+her down so that she had been remanded to bed for a day or two to
+rest up. But resting up appeared not to prove so simple a process
+as had been anticipated, and the day or two was soon running into
+weeks.</p>
+<p>Halcyon nights Queed enjoyed in the dining-room in Fifi's
+absence, yet faintly marred in a most singular way by the very
+absence which alone made them halcyon. It is a fact that you cannot
+give to any person fifteen minutes of valuable time every night,
+and not have your consciousness somewhat involved in that person's
+abrupt disappearance from your horizon. Messages from Fifi on
+matters of most trivial import came to Queed occasionally, and
+these served to keep alive his subtle awareness of her absence. But
+he never took any notice of the messages, not even of the one which
+said that he could look in and see her some afternoon if he wanted
+to.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XI" id="XI"></a>XI</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Concerning a Plan to make a Small Gift to a Fellow-Boarder,
+and what it led to in the Way of Calls; also touching upon Mr.
+Queed's Dismissal from the Post, and the Generous Resolve of the
+Young Lady, Charles Weyland.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The State Department of Charities was a rudimentary affair in
+those days, just as Queed had said. Its appropriation was
+impossibly meager, even with the niggard's increase just wrung from
+the legislature. The whole Department fitted cozily into a single
+room in the Capitol; it was small as a South American army, this
+Department, consisting, indeed, of but the two generals. But the
+Secretary and the Assistant Secretary worked together like a team
+of horses. They had already done wonders, and their hopes were high
+with still more wonders to perform. In especial there was the
+reformatory. The legislature had adjourned without paying any
+attention to the reformatory, exactly as it had been meant to do.
+But a bill had been introduced, at all events, and the <i>Post</i>
+had carried a second editorial, expounding and urging the plan;
+several papers in the smaller cities of the State had followed the
+<i>Post's</i> lead; and thus the issue had been fairly launched,
+with the ground well broken for a successful campaign two years
+later.</p>
+<p>The office of the Department was a ship-shape place, with its
+two desks, a big one and a little one; the typewriter table; the
+rows and rows of letter-files on shelves; a sectional bookcase
+containing Charities reports from other States, with two shelves
+reserved for authoritative books by such writers as Willoughby,
+Smathers, and Conant. Here, doubtless, would some day stand the
+colossal work of Queed. At the big desk sat the Rev. Mr. Dayne, a
+practical idealist of no common sort, a kind-faced man with a crisp
+brown mustache. At the typewriter-table sat Sharlee Weyland,
+writing firm letters to thirty-one county almshouse keepers. It was
+hard upon noon. Sharlee looked tired and sad about the eyes. She
+had not been to supper at Mrs. Paynter's for months, but she went
+there nearly every afternoon from the office to see Fifi, who had
+been in bed for four weeks.</p>
+<p>The Department door opened, with no premonitory knock, and in
+walked, of all people, Mr. Queed.</p>
+<p>Sharlee came forward very cordially to greet the visitor, and at
+once presented him to the Secretary. However Queed dismissed Mr.
+Dayne very easily, and gazing at Sharlee sharply through his
+spectacles, said:</p>
+<p>"I should like to speak to you in private a moment."</p>
+<p>"Certainly," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>"I'll step into the hall," said kind-faced Mr. Dayne.</p>
+<p>"No, no. Indeed you mustn't. We will."</p>
+<p>Sharlee faced the young man in the sunlit hall with sympathetic
+expectancy and some curiosity in her eyes.</p>
+<p>"There is," he began without preliminaries, "a girl at the house
+where I board, who has been confined to her bed with sickness for
+some weeks. It appears that she has grown thin and weak, so that
+they will not permit her to graduate at her school. This involves a
+considerable disappointment to her."</p>
+<p>"You are speaking of Fifi," said Sharlee, gently.</p>
+<p>"That is the girl's name, if it is of any interest to
+you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You know she is my first cousin."</p>
+<p>"Possibly so," he replied, as though to say that no one had the
+smallest right to hold him responsible for that. "In this
+connection, a small point has arisen upon which advice is required,
+the advice of a woman. You happen to be the only other girl I know.
+This," said Queed, "is why I have called."</p>
+<p>Sharlee felt flattered. "You are most welcome to my advice, Mr.
+Queed."</p>
+<p>He frowned at her through glasses that looked as big and as
+round as butter-saucers, with an expression in which impatience
+contended with faint embarrassment.</p>
+<p>"As her fellow-lodger," he resumed, precisely, "I have been in
+the habit of assisting this girl with her studies and have thus
+come to take an interest in her&mdash;a small interest. During her
+sickness, it seems, many of the boarders have been in to call upon
+her. In a similar way, she has sent me several messages inviting me
+to call, but I have not been in position to accept any of these
+invitations. It does not follow that, because I gave some of my
+time in the past to assisting her with her lessons, I can afford to
+give more of it now for purposes of&mdash;of mere sociability. I
+make the situation clear to you?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee, to whom Fifi had long since made the situation clear,
+puckered her brow like one carefully rehearsing the several facts.
+"Yes, I believe that is all perfectly clear, Mr. Queed."</p>
+<p>He hesitated visibly; then his lips tightened and, gazing at her
+with a touch of something like defiance, he said: "On the other
+hand, I do not wish this girl to think that I bear her ill-will for
+the time I have given her in the past. I&mdash;ahem&mdash;have
+therefore concluded to make her a present, a small gift."</p>
+<p>Sharlee stood looking at him without a reply.</p>
+<p>"Well?" said he, annoyed. "I am not certain what form this small
+gift had best take."</p>
+<p>She turned away from him and walked to the end of the hall,
+where the window was. To Queed's great perplexity, she stood there
+looking out for some time, her back toward him. Soon it came into
+his mind that she meant to indicate that their interview was over,
+and this attitude seemed extremely strange to him. He could not
+understand it at all.</p>
+<p>"I fear that you have failed to follow me, after all," he called
+after her, presently. "This was the point&mdash;as to what form the
+gift should take&mdash;upon which I wanted a woman's advice."</p>
+<p>"I understand." She came back to him slowly, with bright eyes.
+"I know it would please Fifi very much to have a gift from you. Had
+you thought at all, yourself, what you would like to give?"</p>
+<p>"Yes," he said, frowning vaguely, "I examined the shop windows
+as I came down and pretty well decided on something. Then at the
+last minute I was not altogether sure."</p>
+<p>"Yes? Tell me what."</p>
+<p>"I thought I would give her a pair of silk mitts."</p>
+<p>Sharlee's eyes never left his, and her face was very sweet and
+grave.</p>
+<p>"White silk ones," said he&mdash;"or black either, for that
+matter, for the price is the same."</p>
+<p>"Well," said she, "why did you select mitts, specially?"</p>
+<p>"What first attracted me to them," he said simply, "was that
+they came to precisely the sum I had planned to spend: seventy-five
+cents."</p>
+<p>The little corrugation in Sharlee's brow showed how carefully
+she was thinking over the young man's suggestion from all possible
+points of view. You could easily follow her thought by her speaking
+sequence of expressions. Clearly it ran like this:
+"Mitts&mdash;splendid! Just the gift for a girl who's sick in bed.
+The one point to consider is, could any other gift possibly be
+better? No, surely none.... Wait a minute, though! Let's take this
+thing slowly and be absolutely sure we're right before we go
+ahead.... Run over carefully all the things that are ever used as
+gifts. Anything there that is better than mitts? Perhaps, after all
+... Mitts ... Why, look here, isn't there one small objection, one
+trifling want of the fulness of perfection to be raised against the
+gift of mitts?"</p>
+<p>"There's this point against mitts," said Sharlee slowly. "Fifi's
+in bed now, and I'm afraid she's likely to be there for some time.
+Of course she could not wear the mitts in bed. She would have to
+tuck them away in a drawer somewhere. Don't you think it might be a
+good idea to give her something that she could enjoy at
+once&mdash;something that would give her pleasure <i>now</i> and so
+help to lighten these tedious hours while she must be in her
+room?"</p>
+<p>The mitts were the child of Queed's own brain. Unconsciously he
+had set his heart on them; but his clock-like mind at once grasped
+the logic of this argument, and he met it generously.</p>
+<p>"Your point is well taken. It proves the wisdom of getting the
+advice of a woman on such a matter. Now I had thought also of a
+book&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'll tell you!" cried Sharlee, nearly bowled over by a
+brilliant inspiration. "A <i>great</i> many men that I know make it
+a rule to send flowers to girls that are sick, and&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"<i>Flowers!</i>"</p>
+<p>"It does seem foolish&mdash;<i>such</i> a waste, doesn't
+it?&mdash;but really you've no idea how mad girls are about
+flowers, or how much real joy they can bring into a sick-room. And,
+by changing the water often, and&mdash;so on, they last a
+<i>long</i> time, really an incredible time&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You recommend flowers, then? Very well," he said
+resolutely&mdash;"that is settled then. Now as to the kind. I have
+only a botanical knowledge of flowers&mdash;shall we say something
+in asters, perhaps, chrysanthemums or dahlias? What is your advice
+as to that?"</p>
+<p>"Well, I advise roses."</p>
+<p>"Roses&mdash;good. I had forgotten them for the moment. White
+roses?"</p>
+<p>A little shiver ran through her. "No, no! Let them be the
+reddest you can find."</p>
+<p>"Next, as to the cost of red roses."</p>
+<p>"Oh, there'll be no trouble about <i>that</i>. Simply tell the
+florist that you want seventy-five cents' worth, and he will give
+you a fine bunch of them. By the way, I'd better put his name and
+address down on a piece of paper for you. Be sure to go to this one
+because I know him, and he's extremely reliable."</p>
+<p>He took the slip from her, thanked her, bowed gravely, and
+turned to go. A question had risen involuntarily to the tip of her
+tongue; it hung there for a breath, its fate in the balance; and
+then she released it, casually, when another second would have been
+too late.</p>
+<p>"How is your work on the <i>Post</i> going?"</p>
+<p>He wheeled as though she had struck him, and looked at her with
+a sudden odd hardening of the lower part of his face.</p>
+<p>"The <i>Post</i> discharged me this morning."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;"</p>
+<p>It was all that she could say, for she knew it very well. She
+had had it from Colonel Cowles two days before it happened, which
+was three days after the April meeting of the directors. Charles
+Gardiner West, who was to have raised his voice in behalf of Mr.
+Queed on that occasion, happened not to be present at all. Having
+effected the dissolution of Semple and West, he had gone to the
+country for a month's rest, in preparation for that mapping out of
+collegiate plans which was to precede his tour of Europe. Hence the
+directors, hearing no protests from intercessors, unanimously
+bestowed discretion upon the Colonel to replace the transcendental
+scientist with a juicier assistant at a larger salary.</p>
+<p>"At least," the young man qualified, with a curious mixture of
+aggressiveness and intense mortification, "the <i>Post</i> will
+discharge me on the 15th day of May unless I show marked
+improvement. I believe that improvement was exactly the word the
+estimable Colonel employed."</p>
+<p>"I'm awfully sorry," said Sharlee&mdash;"awfully! But after all,
+you want only some routine hack-work&mdash;any routine
+hack-work&mdash;to establish a little income. It will not be very
+hard to find something else, as good or even better."</p>
+<p>"You do not appear to grasp the fact that, apart from any
+considerations of that sort, this is an unpleasant, a most
+offensive thing to have happen&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, but that is just what it isn't, Mr. Queed," said Sharlee,
+who quite failed to appreciate his morbid tenderness for even the
+least of his intellectual offspring. "You have taken no pride in
+the newspaper work; you look down on it as altogether beneath you.
+You cannot mind this in any personal way&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I mind it," said he, "like the devil."</p>
+<p>The word fell comically from his lips, but Sharlee, leaning
+against the shut door, looked at him with grave sympathy in her
+eyes.</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed, if you had tried to write nursery rhymes
+and&mdash;failed, would you have taken it to heart?"</p>
+<p>"Never mind arguing it. In fact, I don't know that I could
+explain it to you in a thoroughly logical and convincing way. The
+central fact, the concrete thing, is that I do object most
+decidedly. I have spent too much time in equipping myself to
+express valuable ideas in discriminating language to be kicked out
+of a second-rate newspaper office like an incompetent office-boy.
+Of course I shall not submit to it."</p>
+<p>"Do you care to tell me what you mean to do?"</p>
+<p>"Do!" He hit the door-post a sudden blow with an unexpectedly
+large hand. "I shall have myself elected editor of the
+<i>Post</i>."</p>
+<p>"But&mdash;but&mdash;but&mdash;" said the girl, taken aback by
+the largeness of this order&mdash;"But you don't expect to oust
+Colonel Cowles?"</p>
+<p>"We are not necessarily speaking of to-morrow or next day. An
+actuary will tell you that I am likely to outlive Colonel Cowles. I
+mean, first, to have my dismissal recalled, and, second, to be made
+regular assistant editor at three times my present salary. That is
+my immediate reply to the directors of the Post. I am willing to
+let the editorship wait till old Cowles dies."</p>
+<p>"Tell me," said Sharlee, "would you personally like to be editor
+of the <i>Post?</i>"</p>
+<p>"<i>Like it!</i> I'll resign the day after they elect me. Call
+it sheer wounded vanity&mdash;anything you like! The name makes no
+difference. I know only that I will have the editorship for a
+day&mdash;and all for the worthless pleasure of pitching it in
+their faces." He looked past her out of the window, and his light
+gray eyes filled with an indescribable bitterness. "And to have the
+editorship," he thought out loud, "I must unlearn everything that I
+know about writing, and deliberately learn to write like a
+demagogic ass."</p>
+<p>Sharlee tapped the calcimine with her pointed fingernails. He
+spoke, as ever, with overweening confidence, but she knew that he
+would never win any editorship in this spirit. He was going at the
+quest with a new burst of intellectual contempt, though it was this
+very intellectual contempt that had led to his downfall.</p>
+<p>"But your own private work?"</p>
+<p>"Don't speak of it, I beg!" He flinched uncontrollably; but of
+his own accord he added, in carefully repressed tones: "To qualify
+for the editorship of course means&mdash;a terrible interruption
+and delay. It means that <i>I must side-track My Book for two
+months or even longer!</i>"</p>
+<p>Two months! It would take him five years and probably he would
+not be qualified then.</p>
+<p>Sharlee hesitated. "Have you fully made up your mind to&mdash;to
+be editor?"</p>
+<p>He turned upon her vehemently. "May I ask you never to waste my
+time with questions of that sort. I
+never&mdash;<i>never</i>&mdash;say anything until I have fully made
+up my mind about it. Good-morning."</p>
+<p>"No, no, no! Don't go yet! Please&mdash;I want to speak to you a
+minute."</p>
+<p>He stopped and turned, but did not retrace the three steps he
+had taken. Sharlee leaned against the door and looked away from
+him, out into the park.</p>
+<p>The little Doctor was badly in need of a surgical operation.
+Somebody must perform it for him, or his whole life was a dusty
+waste. That he still had glimmerings, he had shown this very hour,
+in wanting to make a gift to his sick little fellow-lodger. His
+resentment over his dismissal from the <i>Post</i>, too, was an
+unexpectedly human touch in him. But in the same breath with these
+things the young man had showed himself at his worst: the
+glimmerings were so overlaid with an incredible snobbery of the
+mind, so encrusted with the rankest and grossest egotism, that soon
+they must flutter and die out, leaving him stone-blind against the
+sunshine and the morning. No scratch could penetrate that
+Achilles-armor of self-sufficiency. There must be a shock to break
+it apart, or a vicious stabbing to cut through it to such spark as
+was still alive.</p>
+<p>Somebody must administer that shock or do that stabbing. Why not
+she? He would hate the sight of her forevermore, but ...</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, turning toward him, "you let me see,
+from what you are doing this morning, that you think of Fifi as
+your friend. I'd like to ask if you think of me in that way,
+too."</p>
+<p>O Lord, <i>Lord!</i> Here was another one!</p>
+<p>"No," he said positively. "Think of you as I do of Fifi! No, no!
+No, I do not."</p>
+<p>"I don't mean to ask if you think of me as you do of Fifi. Of
+course I am sure you don't. I only mean&mdash;let me put it this
+way: Do you believe that I have your&mdash;interests at heart, and
+would like to do anything I could to help you?"</p>
+<p>He thought this over warily. Doubtless doomed Smathers would
+have smiled to note the slowness with which his great rival's mind
+threshed out such a question as this.</p>
+<p>"If you state your proposition in that way, I reply,
+tentatively, yes."</p>
+<p>"Then can you spare me half an hour to-night after supper?"</p>
+<p>"For what purpose?"</p>
+<p>"For you and me," she smiled. "I'd like you to come and see me,
+at my house, where we could really have a little talk. You see, I
+know Colonel Cowles very well indeed, and I have read the
+<i>Post</i> for oh, many, many years! In this way I know something
+about the kind of articles people here like to read, and
+about&mdash;what is needed to write such articles. I think I might
+make a suggestion or two that&mdash;would help. Will you come?"</p>
+<p>After somewhat too obvious a consideration, Queed consented.
+Sharlee thanked him.</p>
+<p>"I'll put my address down on the back of that paper, shall I?
+And I think I'll put my name, too, for I don't believe you have the
+faintest idea what it is."</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes. The name is Miss Charlie Weyland. It appears that you
+were named after a boy?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, it's only a silly nickname. Here's your little directory
+back. I'll be very glad to see you&mdash;at half-past eight, shall
+we say? But, Mr. Queed&mdash;don't come unless you feel sure that I
+really want to help. For I'm afraid I'll have to say a good deal
+that will make you very mad."</p>
+<p>He bowed and walked away. Sharlee went to the telephone and
+called Bartlett's, the florist. She told Mr. Bartlett that a young
+man would come in there in a few minutes&mdash;full description of
+the young man&mdash;asking for seventy-five cents' worth of red
+roses; Mr. Bartlett would please give him two dozen roses, and
+charge the difference to her, Miss Weyland; the entire transaction
+to be kept discreetly quiet.</p>
+<p>However the transaction was not kept entirely quiet. The roses
+were delivered promptly, and became the chief topic of conversation
+at Mrs. Paynter's dinner-table. Through an enforced remark of Mr.
+Queed's, and the later discursive gossip of the boarders, it became
+disseminated over the town that Bartlett's was selling American
+Beauties at thirty-seven and a half cents a dozen, and the poor man
+had to buy ten inches, double column, in the <i>Post</i> next
+morning to get himself straightened out and reestablish Bartlett's
+familiar quotations.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XII" id="XII"></a>XII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>More Consequences of the Plan about the Gift, and of how Mr.
+Queed drinks his Medicine like a Man; Fifi on Men, and how they do;
+Second Corruption of The Sacred Schedule.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Queed's irrational impulse to make Fifi a small gift cost him
+the heart of his morning. A call would have been cheaper, after
+all. Nor was the end yet. In this world it never is, where one
+event invariably hangs by the tail of another in ruthless
+concatenation. Starting out for Open-air Pedestrianism at 4.45 that
+afternoon, the young man was waylaid in the hall by Mrs. Paynter,
+at the very door of the big bedroom into which Fifi had long since
+been moved. The landlady, backing Queed against the banisters, told
+him how much her daughter had been pleased by his beautiful
+remembrance. The child, she said, wanted particularly to thank him
+herself, and wouldn't he please come in and see her just a
+moment?</p>
+<p>As Mrs. Paynter threw open the door in the act of making the
+extraordinary request, escape was impossible. Queed found himself
+inside the room before he knew what he was doing. As for Mrs.
+Paynter, she somewhat treacherously slipped away to consult with
+Laura as to what for supper.</p>
+<p>It was a mild sunny afternoon, with a light April wind idly
+kicking at the curtains. Fifi sat over by the open window in a
+tilted-back Morris chair, a sweet-faced little thing, all eyes and
+pallor. From her many covers she extricated a fragile hand, frilled
+with the sleeve of a pretty flowered kimono.</p>
+<p>"Look at them! Aren't they glorious!"</p>
+<p>On a table at her elbow his roses nodded from a wide-lipped
+vase, a gorgeous riot of flame and fragrance. Gazing at them, the
+young man marvelled at his own princely prodigality.</p>
+<p>"I don't know <i>how</i> to thank you for them, Mr. Queed, They
+are so, so sweet, and I do love roses so!"</p>
+<p>Indeed her joy in them was too obvious to require any words.
+Queed decided to say nothing about the mitts.</p>
+<p>"I'm glad that they please you," said he, pulling himself
+together for the ordeal of the call. "How are you getting along up
+here? Very well, I trust?"</p>
+<p>"Fine. It's so quiet and nice.... And I don't mind about
+graduating a bit any more. Isn't that funny?"</p>
+<p>"You must hurry up and get well and return to the dining-room
+again, F&mdash;F&mdash;Fifi&mdash;, and to the algebra
+lessons&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Don't," said Fifi. "I can't bear it."</p>
+<p>But she whisked at her eyes with a tiny dab of a handkerchief,
+and when she looked at him she was smiling, quite clear and
+happy.</p>
+<p>"Have you missed me since I stopped coming?"</p>
+<p>"Missed you?" he echoed, exactly as he had done before.</p>
+<p>But this time Fifi said, shamelessly, "I'll bet you
+have!&mdash;Haven't you?"</p>
+<p>Come, Mr. Queed, be honest. You are supposed to have the
+scientist's passion for veracity. You mercilessly demand the truth
+from others. Now take some of your own medicine. Stand out like a
+man. Have you or have you not missed this girl since she stopped
+coming?</p>
+<p>"Yes," said the little Doctor, rather hollowly, "I ... have
+missed you."</p>
+<p>Fifi's smile became simply brazen. "Do you know what, Mr. Queed?
+You like me <i>lots</i> more than you will say you do."</p>
+<p>The young man averted his eyes. But for some time there had been
+in his mind the subtle consciousness of something left undone, an
+occasion which he had failed to meet with the final word of
+justice. Since he had been in the room, a vague, unwelcome resolve
+had been forming in his mind, and at Fifi's bold words, it hardened
+into final shape. He drew a deep breath.</p>
+<p>"You referred to me as your friend once, F&mdash;Fifi. And I
+said that I was not."</p>
+<p>"I know."</p>
+<p>"I was&mdash;mistaken"&mdash;so he drained his medicine to the
+dregs. "I ... am your friend."</p>
+<p>Now the child's smile was the eternal motherly. "Lor', Mr.
+Queed, I knew it all the time."</p>
+<p>Queed looked at the floor. The sight of Fifi affected him most
+curiously to-day. He felt strangely ill at ease with her, only the
+more so because she was so amazingly at home with him. She wore her
+reddish-brown hair not rounded up in front as of old, but parted
+smoothly in the middle, and this only emphasized the almost saintly
+purity of her wasted little face. Her buoyant serenity puzzled and
+disconcerted him.</p>
+<p>Meantime Fifi was examining Queed carefully. "You've been doing
+something to yourself, Mr. Queed! What is it? Why, you look ten
+times better than even four weeks ago!"</p>
+<p>"I think," he said drearily, "it must be Klinker's Exercises. I
+give them," broke from him, "<i>one hour and twenty minutes a
+day!</i>"</p>
+<p>But he pulled himself together, conscientiously determined to
+take the cheery view with Fifi.</p>
+<p>"It is an extraordinary thing, but I am feeling better,
+physically and mentally, than I ever felt before, and this though I
+never had a really sick day in my life. It must be the exercises,
+for that is the only change I have made in my habits. Yet I never
+supposed that exercise had any such practical value as that.
+However," he went on slowly, "I am beginning to believe that there
+are several things in this world that I do not understand."</p>
+<p>Here, indeed, was a most humiliating, an epoch-making,
+confession to come from the little Doctor. It was accompanied with
+a vague smile, intended to be cheering and just the thing for a
+sick-room. But the dominant note in this smile was bewildered and
+depressed helplessness, and at it the maternal instinct sprang
+full-grown in Fifi's thin little bosom. A passionate wish to mother
+the little Doctor tugged at her heart.</p>
+<p>"You know what you need, Mr. Queed? Friends&mdash;lots of good
+friends&mdash;"</p>
+<p>He winced as from a blow. "I assure you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;you&mdash;DO!" said Fifi, with surprising emphasis
+for so weak a little voice. "You need first a good girl friend, one
+lots older and better than me&mdash;one just like Sharlee. O if
+only you and she <i>would</i> be friends!&mdash;she'd be the very
+best in the world! And then you need men friends, plenty of them,
+and to go around with them, and everything. You ought to like
+<i>men</i> more, Mr. Queed! You ought to learn to <i>be</i> like
+them, and&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Be like them!" he interrupted, "I am like them. Why," he
+conceded generously, "I am one of them."</p>
+<p>Fifi dismissed this with a smile, but he immediately added: "Has
+it occurred to you that, apart from my greater concentration on my
+work, I am different from other men?"</p>
+<p>"Why, Mr. Queed, you are no more like them than I am! You don't
+do any of the things they do. You don't&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Such as what? Now, Fifi, let us be definite as we go along.
+Suppose that it was my ambition to be, as you say, like other men.
+Just what things, in your opinion, should I do?"</p>
+<p>"Well, smoke&mdash;that's one thing that all men do. And fool
+around more with people&mdash;laugh and joke, and tell funny
+stories and all. And then you could take an interest in your
+appearance&mdash;your clothes, you know; and be interested in all
+sorts of things going on around you, like politics and baseball.
+And go to see girls and take them out sometimes, like to the
+theatre. Some men that are popular drink, but of course I don't
+care for that."</p>
+<p>Fifi, of course, had no idea that the little Doctor's world had
+been shattered to its axis that morning by three minutes' talk from
+Colonel Cowles. Therefore, though conscious that there never was a
+man who did not get a certain pleasure from talking himself over,
+she was secretly surprised at the patience, even the interest, with
+which he listened to her. She would have been still more surprised
+to know that his wonderful memory was nailing down every word with
+machine-like accuracy.</p>
+<p>She expounded her little thesis in considerable detail, and at
+the end he said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"As I've told you, Fifi, my first duty is toward my
+book&mdash;to give it to the cause of civilization at the earliest
+possible moment. Therefore, the whole question is one of time,
+rather than of deliberate personal inclination. At present I
+literally cannot afford to give time to matters which, while
+doubtless pleasant enough in their fashion&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"That's what you would have said about the exercise, two months
+ago. And now look, how it's helped you! And then, Mr.
+Queed&mdash;are you happy?"</p>
+<p>Surprised and a little amused, he replied: "Really, I've never
+stopped to think. I should say, though, that I was perfectly
+content."</p>
+<p>Fifi laughed and coughed. "There's a big difference&mdash;isn't
+there? Why, it's just like the exercise, Mr. Queed. Before you
+began it you were just <i>not sick</i>; now you are <i>very
+well</i>. That's the difference between content and happiness. Now
+I," she ran on, "am very, very happy. I wake up in the mornings
+<i>so</i> glad that I'm alive that sometimes I can hardly bear it,
+and all through the day it's like something singing away inside of
+me! Are you like that?"</p>
+<p>No, Mr. Queed must confess that he was not like that. Indeed,
+few looking at his face at this moment would ever have suspected
+him of it. Fifi regarded him with a kind of wistful sadness, but he
+missed the glance, being engaged in consulting his great watch;
+after which he sprang noisily to his feet, horrified at
+himself.</p>
+<p>"Good heavens&mdash;it's ten minutes past five! I must go
+immediately. Why, I'm twenty-five minutes behind My Schedule!"</p>
+<p>Fifi smiled through her wistfulness. "Don't ask me to be sorry,
+Mr. Queed, because I don't think I can. You see, I haven't taken up
+a minute of your time for nearly a month, so I was entitled to some
+of it to-day."</p>
+<p>You see! Hadn't he figured it exactly right from the beginning?
+Once give a human being a moment of your time, as a special and
+extraordinary kindness, and before you can turn around there that
+being is claiming it wholesale as a matter-of-course right!</p>
+<p>"It was so sweet of you to send me these flowers, and then to
+come and see me, too.... Do you know, it's been the very best day
+I've had since I've been sick, and you've made it so!"</p>
+<p>"It's all right. Well, good-bye, Fifi."</p>
+<p>Fifi held out both her tiny hands, and he received them because,
+in the sudden emergency, he could think of no way of avoiding
+them.</p>
+<p>"You'll remember what I said about friends, and
+<i>men</i>&mdash;won't you, Mr. Queed? Remember it begins with
+liking people, liking everybody. Then when you really like them you
+want to do things for them, and that is happiness."</p>
+<p>He looked surprised at this definition of happiness, and then:
+"Oh&mdash;I see. That's your religion, isn't it?"</p>
+<p>"No, it's just common sense."</p>
+<p>"I'll remember. Well, Fifi, good-bye."</p>
+<p>"Good-bye&mdash;and thank you for everything."</p>
+<p>Into her eyes had sprung a tenderness which he was far from
+understanding. But he did not like the look of it in the least, and
+he extricated his hands from the gentle clasp with some
+abruptness.</p>
+<p>From the safe distance of the door he looked back, and wondered
+why Fifi's great eyes were fixed so solemnly on him.</p>
+<p>"Well&mdash;good-bye, again. Hurry up and get well&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Good-bye&mdash;oh, good-bye," said Fifi, and turned her head
+toward the open window with the blue skies beyond.</p>
+<p>Did Fifi know? How many have vainly tortured themselves with
+that question, as they have watched dear ones slipping without a
+word down the slopes to the dark Valley! If this child knew that
+her name had been read out for the greater Graduation, she gave no
+sign. Sometimes in the mornings she cried a little, without knowing
+why. Sometimes she said a vague, sad little thing that brought her
+mother's heart, stone cold, to her mouth. But her talk was mostly
+very bright and hopeful. Ten minutes before Queed came in she had
+been telling Mrs. Paynter about something she would do in the fall.
+If sometimes you would swear that she knew there would never be
+another fall for her, her very next remark might confound you. So
+her little face turned easily to the great river with the shining
+farther shore, and, for her part, there would be no sadness of
+farewell when she embarked.</p>
+<p>By marvelous work, Queed closed up the twenty-five minutes of
+time he had bestowed upon Fifi, and pulled into supper only three
+minutes behind running-time. Afterwards, he sat in the
+Scriptorium, his face like a carven image, the sacred Schedule in
+his hands. For it had come down to that. Either he must at any cost
+hew his way back to the fastness of his early days, or he must
+corrupt the Schedule yet again.</p>
+<p>Every minute that he took away from his book meant just that
+much delay in giving the great work to the world. That fact was the
+eternal backbone of all his consciousness. On the other balance of
+his personal equation, there was Buck Klinker and there was Fifi
+Paynter.</p>
+<p>Klinker evidently felt that all bars were down as to him. It
+would be a hard world indeed if a trainer was denied free access to
+his only pupil, and Klinker, though he had but the one, was always
+in as full blast as Muldoon's. He had acquired a habit of "dropping
+in" at all hours, especially late at night, which, to say the
+least, was highly wasteful of time. It was Queed's privilege to
+tell Klinker that he must keep away from the Scriptorium; but in
+that case Klinker might fairly retort that he would no longer give
+the Doc free physical culture. Did he care to bring that issue to
+the touch? No, he did not. In fact, he must admit that he had a
+distinct need of Buck, a distinct dependence upon him, for awhile
+yet at any rate. So he could make no elimination of the
+non-essential there.</p>
+<p>Then there was Fifi. In a week, or possibly two weeks, Fifi
+would doubtless reappear in his dining-room, and if she had no
+lessons to trouble him with, she would at any rate feel herself
+free to talk to him whenever the whim moved her. Had she not let
+out this very day that she considered that she had a kind of title
+to his time? So it would be to the end of the chapter. It had been
+his privilege to tell Fifi that he could not spare her another
+minute of time till his work was finished.... Had been&mdash;but no
+longer was. Looking back now, he found it impossible to reconstruct
+the chain of impulse and circumstance which had trapped him into
+it, but the stark fact was that his own lips had authorized Fifi to
+profane at will his holy time. Not three hours before he had been
+betrayed into weakly telling her that he was her friend. He was a
+man of truth and honor. He could not possibly get back of that
+confession of friendship, or of the privileges it bestowed. So
+there was no elimination of the non-essential he could make
+there.</p>
+<p>These were the short and ugly facts. And now he must take
+official cognizance of them.</p>
+<p>With a leaden heart and the hands of lamentation, he took the
+Schedule to pieces and laboriously fitted it together again with a
+fire-new item in its midst. The item was Human Intercourse, and to
+it he allotted the sum of thirty minutes per diem.</p>
+<p>It was a historic moment in his life, and, unlike most men at
+such partings of the ways, he was fully conscious of it.
+Nevertheless, he passed straight from it to another performance
+hardly less extraordinary. From his table drawer he produced a
+little memorandum book, and in it&mdash;just below a diagram of a
+new chest-developing exercise invented last night by
+Klinker&mdash;he jotted down the things that Fifi said a man must
+do to be like other men.</p>
+<p>A clean half-hour remained before he must go and call on the
+young lady with the tom-boy name, Charles Weyland, who knew "what
+the public liked." He spent it, he, the indefatigable
+minute-shaver, sitting with the head that no longer ached clamped
+in his hand. It had been the most disturbing day of his life, but
+he was not thinking of that exactly. He was thinking what a mistake
+it had been to leave New York. There he had had but two friends
+with no possibility of getting any more. Here&mdash;it was
+impossible to blink the fact any longer&mdash;he already had two,
+with at least two more determinedly closing in on him. He had Fifi
+and he had Buck&mdash;yes, Buck; the young lady Charles Weyland had
+offered him her friendship this very day; and unless he looked
+alive he would wake up some morning to find that Nicolovius also
+had captured him as a friend.</p>
+<p>He was far better off in New York, where days would go by in
+which he never saw Tim or Murphy Queed. And yet ... did he want to
+go back?</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XIII" id="XIII"></a>XIII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>"Taking the Little Doctor Down a Peg or Two": as performed
+for the First and Only Time by Sharlee Weyland.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The Star that fought in its course for men through Sharlee
+Weyland was of the leal and resolute kind. It did not swerve at a
+squall. Sharlee had thought the whole thing out, and made up her
+mind. Gentle raillery, which would do everything necessary in most
+cases, would be wholly futile here. She must doff all gloves and
+give the little Doctor the dressing-down of his life. She must
+explode a mine under that enormously exaggerated self-esteem which
+swamped the young man's personality like a goitre. Sharlee did not
+want to do this. She liked Mr. Queed, in a peculiar sort of way,
+and yet she had to make it impossible for him ever to speak to her
+again. Her nature was to give pleasure, and therefore she was going
+to do her utmost to give him pain. She wanted him to like her, and
+consequently she was going to insult him past forgiveness. And she
+was not even sure that it was going to do him any good.</p>
+<p>When her guest walked into her little back parlor that evening,
+Sharlee was feeling very self-sacrificing and noble. However, she
+merely looked uncommonly pretty and tremendously engrossed in
+herself. She was in evening dress. It was Easter Monday, and at
+nine, as it chanced, she was to go out under the escortage of
+Charles Gardiner West to some forgathering of youth and beauty. But
+her costume was so perfectly suited to the little curtain-raiser
+called Taking the Little Doctor Down a Peg or Two, that it might
+have been appointed by a clever stage-manager with that alone in
+mind. She was the haughty beauty, the courted princess, graciously
+bestowing a few minutes from her crowding f&ecirc;tes upon some
+fourth-rate dependant. And indeed the little Doctor, with his
+prematurely old face and his shabby clothes, rather looked the part
+of the dependant. Sharlee's greeting was of the briefest.</p>
+<p>"Ah, Mr. Queed.... Sit down."</p>
+<p>Her negligent nod set him away at an immense distance; even he
+was aware that Charles Weyland had undergone some subtle but marked
+change since the morning. The colored maid who had shown him in was
+retained to button her mistress' long gloves. It proved to be a
+somewhat slow process. Over the mantel hung a gilt-framed mirror,
+as wide as the mantel itself. To this mirror, the gloves buttoned,
+Miss Weyland passed, and reviewed her appearance with slow
+attention, giving a pat here, making a minor readjustment there.
+But this survey did not suffice for details, it seemed; a more
+minute examination was needed; over the floor she trailed with
+leisurely grace, and rang the bell.</p>
+<p>"Oh, Mary&mdash;my vanity-box, please. On the
+dressing-table."</p>
+<p>Seating herself under the lamp, she produced from the
+contrivance the tiniest little mirror ever seen. As she raised it
+to let it perform its dainty function, her glance fell on Queed,
+sitting darkly in his rocking-chair. A look of mild surprise came
+into her eye: not that it was of any consequence, but plainly she
+had forgotten that he was there.</p>
+<p>"Oh ... You don't mind waiting a few minutes?"</p>
+<p>"I do m&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You promised half an hour I think? Never fear that I shall take
+longer&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I did not promise half an hour for such&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It was left to me to decide in what way the time should be
+employed, I believe. What I have to say can be said briefly, but to
+you, at least, it should prove immensely interesting." She stifled
+a small yawn with the gloved finger-tips of her left hand.
+"However, of course don't let me keep you if you are pressed for
+time."</p>
+<p>The young man made no reply. Sharlee completed at her leisure
+her conference with the vanity-box; snapped the trinket shut; and,
+rising, rang the bell again. This time she required a glass of
+water for her good comfort. She drank it slowly, watching herself
+in the mantel mirror as she did so, and setting down the glass,
+took a new survey of her whole effect, this time in a long-distance
+view.</p>
+<p>"Now, Mr. Queed!"</p>
+<p>She sat down in a flowered arm-chair so large that it engulfed
+her, and fixed him with a studious, puckering gaze as much as to
+say: "Let's see. Now, what was his trouble?"</p>
+<p>"Ah, yes!&mdash;the <i>Post</i>."</p>
+<p>She glanced at the little clock on the mantel, appeared to
+gather in her thoughts from remote and brilliant places, and
+addressed the dingy youth briskly but not unkindly.</p>
+<p>"Unfortunately, I have an engagement this evening and can give
+you very little time. You will not mind if I am brief. Here, then,
+is the case. A man employed in a minor position on a newspaper is
+notified that he is to be discharged for incompetence. He replies
+that, so far from being discharged, he will be promoted at the end
+of a month, and will eventually be made editor of the paper.
+Undoubtedly this is a magnificent boast, but to make it good means
+a complete transformation in the character of this man's
+work&mdash;namely, from entire incompetence to competence of an
+unusual sort, all within a month's time. You are the man who has
+made this extraordinary boast. To clear the ground before I begin
+to show you where your trouble is, please tell me how you propose
+to make it good."</p>
+<p>Not every man feeling inside as the little Doctor felt at that
+moment would have answered with such admirable calm.</p>
+<p>"I purpose," he corrected her, "to take the files of the
+<i>Post</i> for the past few years and read all of Colonel Cowles's
+amusing articles. He, I am informed, is the editorial mogul and
+paragon. I purpose to study those articles scientifically, to
+analyze them, to take them apart and see exactly how they are put
+together. I purpose to destroy my own style and build up another
+one precisely like the Colonel's&mdash;if anything, a shade more
+so. In short I purpose to learn to write like an ass, of asses, for
+asses."</p>
+<p>"That is your whole programme?"</p>
+<p>"It is more than enough, I think."</p>
+<p>"Ah?" She paused a moment, looking at him with faint, distant
+amusement. "Now, as my aunt's business woman, I, of course, take an
+interest in the finances of her boarders. Therefore I had better
+begin at once looking about for a new place for you after May 15th.
+What other kinds of work do you think yourself qualified to do,
+besides editorial writing and the preparation of thesauruses?"</p>
+<p>He looked at her darkly. "You imagine that the <i>Post</i> will
+discharge me on May 15th?"</p>
+<p>"There is nothing in the world that seems to me so certain."</p>
+<p>"And why?"</p>
+<p>"Why will the Post discharge you? For exactly the same reason it
+promises to discharge you now. Incompetence."</p>
+<p>"You agree with Colonel Cowles, then? You consider me
+incompetent to write editorials for the <i>Post</i>?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, totally. And it goes a great deal deeper than style, I
+assure you. Mr. Queed, you're all wrong from the beginning."</p>
+<p>Her eyes left his face; went first to the clock; glanced around
+the room. Sharlee's dress was blue, and her neck was as white as a
+wave's foamy tooth. Her manner was intended to convey to Mr. Queed
+that he was the smallest midge on all her crowded horizon. It did
+not, of course, have that effect, but it did arrest and pique his
+attention most successfully. It was in his mind that Charles
+Weyland had been of some assistance to him in first suggesting work
+on the <i>Post</i>; and again about the roses for Fifi. He was
+still ready to believe that she might have some profitable
+suggestion about his new problem. Was she not that "public" and
+that "average reader" which he himself so despised and detested?
+Yet he could not imagine where such a little pink and white chit
+found the hardihood to take this tone with one of the foremost
+scientists of modern times.</p>
+<p>"You interest me. I am totally incompetent now; I will be
+totally incompetent on May 15th; this because I am all wrong from
+the beginning. Pray proceed."</p>
+<p>Sharlee, her thoughts recalled, made a slight inclination of her
+head. "Forgive my absent-mindedness. First, then, as to why you are
+a failure as an editorial writer. You are quite mistaken in
+supposing that it is a mere question of style, though right in
+regarding your style as in itself a fatal handicap. However, the
+trouble has its root in your amusing attitude of superiority to the
+work. You think of editorial writing as small hack-work, entirely
+beneath the dignity of a man who has had one or two articles
+accepted by a prehistoric magazine which nobody reads. In reality,
+it is one of the greatest and most splendid of all professions, fit
+to call out the very best of a really big man. You chuckle and
+sneer at Colonel Cowles and think yourself vastly his superior as
+an editorial writer, when, in the opinion of everybody else, he is
+in every way your superior. I doubt if the <i>Post</i> has a single
+reader who would not prefer to read an article by him, on any
+subject, to reading an article by you. I doubt if there is a paper
+in the world that would not greatly prefer him as an editor to
+you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You are absurdly mistaken," he interrupted coldly. "I might
+name various papers&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Yes, the <i>Political Science Quarterly</i> and the <i>Journal
+of the Anthropological Institute</i>." Sharlee smiled tolerantly,
+and immediately resumed: "When you sit down at the office to write
+an article, whom do you think you are writing for? A company of
+scientists? An institute of gray-bearded scholars? An academy of
+fossilized old doctors of laws? There are not a dozen people of
+that sort who read the <i>Post</i>. Has it never occurred to you to
+call up before your mind's eye the people you actually are writing
+for? You can see them any day as you walk along the street. Go into
+a street car at six o'clock any night and look around at the faces.
+There is your public, the readers of the
+<i>Post</i>&mdash;shop-clerks, stenographers, factory-hands,
+office-men, plumbers, teamsters, drummers, milliners. Look at them.
+Have you anything to say to interest them? Think. If they were to
+file in here now and ask you to make a few remarks, could you, for
+the life of you, say one single thing that would interest
+them?"</p>
+<p>"I do not pretend, or aspire," said Mr. Queed, "to dispense
+frothy nothings tricked out to beguile the tired brick-layer. My
+duty is to give forth valuable information and ripened judgment
+couched in language&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, your duty is to get yourself read; if you fail there you
+fail everywhere. Is it possible that you don't begin to grasp that
+point yet? I fancied that your mind was quicker. You appear to
+think that the duty of a newspaper is to back people up against a
+wall and ram helpful statistics into them with a force-pump. You
+are grotesquely mistaken. Your ideal newspaper would not keep a
+dozen readers in this city: that is to say, it would be a complete
+failure while it lasted and would bankrupt Mr. Morgan in six
+months. A dead newspaper is a useless one, the world over. At the
+same time, every living and good newspaper is a little better,
+spreads a little more sweetness and light, gives out a little more
+valuable information, ripened judgment, et cetera, than the vast
+majority of its readers want or will absorb. The <i>Post</i> is
+that sort of newspaper. It is constantly tugging its readers a
+little higher than they&mdash;I mean the majority, and not the
+cultured few&mdash;are willing to go. But the <i>Post</i> always
+recognizes that its first duty is to get itself read: if it does
+not succeed in that, it lacks the principle of life and dies.
+Perhaps the tired bricklayer you speak of, the middle-class,
+commonplace, average people who make up nearly all of the world,
+ought to be interested in John Stuart Mill's attitude toward the
+single-tax. But the fact is that they aren't. The <i>Post</i>
+wisely deals with the condition, and not a theory: it means to get
+itself read. It is your first duty, as a writer for it, to get
+yourself read. If you fail to get yourself read, you are worse than
+useless to the <i>Post</i>. Well, you have completely failed to do
+this, and that is why the <i>Post</i> is discharging you. Come,
+free yourself from exaggerated notions about your own importance
+and look at this simple point with the calm detachment of a
+scientist. The <i>Post</i> can save money, while preserving just
+the same effect, by discharging you and printing every morning a
+half-column from the Encyclopedia Britannica."</p>
+<p>She rose quickly, as though her time was very precious, and
+passed over to the table, where a great bowl of violets stood. The
+room was pretty: it had reminded Queed, when he entered it, of
+Nicolovius's room, though there was a softer note in it, as the
+flowers, the work-bag on the table, the balled-up veil and gloves
+on the mantel-shelf. He had liked, too, the soft-shaded lamps; the
+vague resolve had come to him to install a lamp in the Scriptorium
+later on. But now, thinking of nothing like this, he sat in a thick
+silence gazing at her with unwinking sternness.</p>
+<p>Sharlee carefully gathered the violets from the bowl, shook a
+small shower of water from their stems, dried them with a pocket
+handkerchief about the size of a silver dollar. Next she wrapped
+the stems with purple tinfoil, tied them with a silken cord and
+tassel and laid the gorgeous bunch upon a magazine back, to await
+her further pleasure. Then, coming back, she resumed her seat
+facing the shabby young man she was assisting to see himself as
+others saw him.</p>
+<p>"I might," she said, "simply stop there. I might tell you that
+you are a failure as an editorial writer because you have nothing
+at all to say that is of the smallest interest to the great
+majority of the readers of editorials, and would not know how to
+say it if you had. That would be enough to satisfy most men, but I
+see that I must make things very plain and definite for you. Mr.
+Queed, you are a failure as an editorial writer because you are
+first a failure in a much more important direction. You're a
+failure as a human being&mdash;as a man."</p>
+<p>She was watching his face lightly, but closely, and so she was
+on her feet as soon as he, and had her hand out before he had even
+thought of making this gesture.</p>
+<p>"It is useless for this harangue to continue," he said, with a
+brow of storm. "Your conception of helpful advice ..."</p>
+<p>But Sharlee's voice, which had begun as soon as his, drowned him
+out.... "Complimented you a little too far, I see. I shall be sure
+to remember after this," she said with such a sweet smile, "that,
+after all your talk, you are just the average man, and want to hear
+only what flatters your little vanity. <i>Good</i>-night. So nice
+to have seen you."</p>
+<p>She nodded brightly, with faint amusement, and turning away,
+moved off toward the door at the back. Queed, of course, had no
+means of knowing that she was thinking, almost jubilantly: "I
+<i>knew</i> that mouth meant spirit!" He only knew that, whereas he
+had meant to terminate the interview with a grave yet stinging
+rebuke to her, she had given the effect of terminating the
+interview with a graceful yet stinging rebuke to him. This was not
+what he wanted in the least. Come to think of it, he doubted if he
+wanted the interview to end at all.</p>
+<p>"Miss Weyland ..."</p>
+<p>She turned on the threshold of the farther door. "I beg your
+pardon! I thought you'd gone! Your hat?&mdash;I think you left it
+in the hall, didn't you?"</p>
+<p>"It is not my hat."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;what is it?"</p>
+<p>"God knows," said the little Doctor, hoarsely.</p>
+<p>He was standing in the middle of the floor, his hands jammed
+into his trousers pockets, his hair tousled over a troubled brow,
+his breast torn by emotions which were entirely new in his
+experience and which he didn't even know the names of. All the
+accumulation of his disruptive day was upon him. He felt both
+terrifically upset inside, and interested to the degree of physical
+pain in something or other, he had no idea what. Presently he
+started walking up and down the room, nervous as a caged lion, eyes
+fixed on space or on something within, while Sharlee stood in the
+doorway watching him casually and unsurprised, as though just this
+sort of thing took place in her little parlor regularly, seven
+nights a week.</p>
+<p>"Go ahead! Go ahead!" he broke out abruptly, coming to a halt.
+"Pitch into me. Do it for all you're worth. I suppose you think
+it's what I need."</p>
+<p>"Certainly," said Sharlee, pleasantly.</p>
+<p>She stood beside her chair again, flushed with a secret sense of
+victory, liking him more for his temper and his control than she
+ever could have liked him for his learning. But it was not her idea
+that the little Doctor had got it anywhere near hard enough as
+yet.</p>
+<p>"Won't you sit down, Mr. Queed?"</p>
+<p>It appeared that Mr. Queed would.</p>
+<p>"I am paying you the extraordinary compliment," said Sharlee,
+"of talking to you as others might talk about you behind your
+back&mdash;in fact, as everybody does talk about you behind your
+back. I do this on the theory that you are a serious and
+honest-minded man, sincerely interested in learning the truth about
+yourself and your failures, so that you may correct them. If you
+are interested only in having your vanity fed by flattering
+fictions, please say so right now. I have no time," she said,
+hardly able for her life to suppress a smile, "for butterflies and
+triflers."</p>
+<p><i>Butterflies and triflers!</i> Mr. Queed, proprietor of the
+famous Schedule, a butterfly and a trifler!</p>
+<p>He said in a muffled voice: "Proceed."</p>
+<p>"Since an editorial writer," said Sharlee, seating herself and
+beginning with a paragraph as neat as a public speaker's, "must be
+able, as his first qualification, to interest the common people, it
+is manifest that he must be interested in the common people. He
+must feel his bond of humanity with them, sympathize with them,
+like them, love them. This is the great secret of Colonel Cowles's
+success as an editor. A fine gentleman by birth, breeding, and
+tradition, he is yet always a human being among human beings. All
+his life he has been doing things with and for the people. He went
+all through the war, and you might have thought the whole world
+depended on him, the way he went up Cemetery Ridge on the 3rd of
+July, 1863. He was shot all to pieces, but they patched him
+together, and the next year there he was back in the fighting
+around Petersburg. After the war he was a leader against the
+carpet-baggers, and if this State is peaceful and prosperous and
+comfortable for you to live in now, it is because of what men like
+him and my father did a generation ago. When he took the
+<i>Post</i> he went on just the same, working and thinking and
+fighting for men and with men, and all in the service of the
+people. I suppose, of course, his views through all these years
+have not always been sound, but they have always been honest and
+honorable, sensible, manly, and sweet. And they have always had a
+practical relation with the life of the people. The result is that
+he has thousands and thousands of readers who feel that their day
+has been wanting in something unless they have read what he has to
+say. There is Colonel Cowles&mdash;Does this interest you, Mr.
+Queed? If not, I need not weary us both by continuing."</p>
+<p>He again requested her, in the briefest possible way, to
+proceed.</p>
+<p>"Well! There is Colonel Cowles, whom you presume to despise,
+because you know, or think you know, more political and social
+science than he does. Where you got your preposterously exaggerated
+idea of the value of text-book science I am at a loss to
+understand. The people you aspire to lead&mdash;for that is what an
+editorial writer must do&mdash;care nothing for it. That tired
+bricklayer whom you dismiss with such contempt of course cares
+nothing for it. But that bricklayer is the People, Mr. Queed. He is
+the very man that Colonel Cowles goes to, and puts his hand on his
+shoulder, and tries to help&mdash;help him to a better home, better
+education for his children, more and more wholesome pleasures, a
+higher and happier living. Colonel Cowles thinks of life as an
+opportunity to live with and serve the common, average, everyday
+people. You think of it as an opportunity to live by yourself and
+serve your own ambition. He writes to the hearts of the people. You
+write to the heads of scientists. Doubtless it will amaze you to be
+told that his paragraph on the death of Moses Page, the Byrds' old
+negro butler, was a far more useful article in every way than your
+long critique on the currency system of Germany which appeared in
+the same issue. Colonel Cowles is a big-hearted human being.
+You&mdash;you are a scientific formula. And the worst of it is that
+<i>you're proud of it!</i> The hopeless part of it is that you
+actually consider a few old fossils as bigger than the live people
+all around you! How can I show you your terrible mistake?... Why,
+Mr. Queed, the life and example of a little girl ..." she stopped,
+rather precipitately, stared hard at her hands, which were folded
+in her lap, and went resolutely on: "The life and example of a
+little girl like Fifi are worth more than all the text-books you
+will ever write."</p>
+<p>A silence fell. In the soft lamplight of the pretty room, Queed
+sat still and silent as a marble man; and presently Sharlee,
+plucking herself together, resumed:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Perhaps you now begin to glimpse a wider difference between
+yourself and Colonel Cowles than mere unlikeness of literary style.
+If you continue to think this difference all in your own favor, I
+urge you to abandon any idea of writing editorials for the
+<i>Post</i>. If on the other hand, you seriously wish to make good
+your boast of this morning, I urge you to cease sneering at men
+like Colonel Cowles, and humbly begin to try to imitate them. I say
+that you are a failure as an editorial writer because you are a
+failure as a man, and I say that you are a failure as a man because
+you have no relation at all with man's life. You aspire to teach
+and lead human beings, and you have not the least idea what a human
+being is, and not the slightest wish to find out. All around you
+are men, live men of flesh and blood, who are moving the world, and
+you, whipping out your infinitesimal measuring-rod, dismiss them as
+inferior cattle who know nothing of text-book science. Here is a
+real and living world, and you roll through it like a
+billiard-ball. And all because you make the fatal error of
+mistaking a sorry handful of mummies for the universe."</p>
+<p>"It is a curious coincidence," said Queed, with great but
+deceptive mildness, "that Fifi said much the same thing to me,
+though in quite a different way, this afternoon."</p>
+<p>"She told me. But Fifi was not the first. You had the same
+advice from your father two months ago."</p>
+<p>"My father?"</p>
+<p>"You have not forgotten his letter that you showed me in your
+office one afternoon?"</p>
+<p>It seemed that he had; but he had it in his pocket, as it
+chanced, and dug it out, soiled and frayed from long confinement.
+Stooping forward to introduce it into the penumbra of lamplight, he
+read over the detective-story message: "<i>Make friends: mingle
+with people and learn to like them. This is the earnest injunction
+of Your father</i>."</p>
+<p>"You complain of your father's treatment of you," said Sharlee,
+"but he offered you a liberal education there, and you declined to
+take it."</p>
+<p>She glanced at the clock, turned about to the table and picked
+up her beautiful bouquet. A pair of long bodkins with lavender
+glass heads were waiting, it appeared; she proceeded to pin on her
+flowers, adjusting them with careful attention; and rising, again
+reviewed herself in the mantel-mirror. Then she sat down once more,
+and calmly said:</p>
+<p>"As you are a failure as an editorial writer and as a man, so
+you are a failure as a sociologist ..."</p>
+<p>It was the last straw, the crowning blasphemy. She hardly
+expected him to endure it, and he did not; she was glad to have it
+so. But the extreme mildness with which he interrupted her almost
+unnerved her, so confidently had she braced herself for
+violence.</p>
+<p>"Do you mind if we omit that? I think I have heard enough about
+my failures for one night."</p>
+<p>He had risen, but stood, for a wonder, irresolute. It was too
+evident that he did not know what to do next. Presently, having
+nowhere else to go, he walked over to the mantel-shelf and leant
+his elbow upon it, staring down at the floor. A considerable
+interval passed, broken only by the ticking of the clock before he
+said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"You may be an authority on editorial writing&mdash;even on
+manhood&mdash;life. But I can hardly recognize you in that capacity
+as regards sociology."</p>
+<p>Sharlee made no reply. She had no idea that the young man's
+dismissal from the <i>Post</i> had been a crucifixion to him, an
+unendurable infamy upon his virginal pride of intellect. She had no
+conception of his powers of self-control, which happened to be far
+greater than her own, and she would have given worlds to know what
+he was thinking at that moment. For her part she was thinking of
+him, intensely, and in a personal way. Manners he had none, but
+where did he get his manner? Who had taught him to bow in that way?
+He had mentioned insults: where had he heard of insults, this stray
+who had raised himself in the house of a drunken policeman?</p>
+<p>"Well," said Queed, with the utmost calmness, "you might tell
+me, in a word, why you think I am a failure as a sociologist."</p>
+<p>"You are a failure as a sociologist," said Sharlee, immediately,
+"for the same reason as both your other failures: you are wholly
+out of relation with real life. Sociology is the science of human
+society. You know absolutely nothing about human society, except
+what other men have found out and written down in text-books. You
+say that you are an evolutionary sociologist. Yet a wonderful
+demonstration in social evolution is going on all around you, and
+<i>you don't even know it</i>. You are standing here directly
+between two civilizations. On the one side there are Colonel Cowles
+and my old grandmother&mdash;mother of your landlady, plucky dear!
+On the other there are our splendid young men, men who, with
+traditions of leisure and cultured idleness in their blood, have
+pitched in with their hands and heads to make this State
+<i>hum</i>, and will soon be meeting and beating your Northern
+young men at every turn. On one side there is the old slaveholding
+aristocracy; on the other the finest Democracy in the world; and
+here and now human society is evolving from one thing to the other.
+A real sociologist would be absorbed in watching this marvelous
+process: social evolution actually surprised in her workshop. But
+you&mdash;I doubt if you even knew it was going on. A tremendous
+social drama is being acted out under your very window and you yawn
+and <i>pull down the blind</i>."</p>
+<p>There was a brief silence. In the course of it the door-bell was
+heard to ring; soon the door opened; a masculine murmur; then the
+maid Mary's voice, clearly: "Yassuh, she's in.... Won't you rest
+your coat, Mr. West?"</p>
+<p>Mary entered the little back parlor, a card upon a tray. "Please
+draw the folding doors," said Sharlee. "Say that I'll be in in a
+few minutes."</p>
+<p>They were alone once more, she and the little Doctor; the
+silence enfolded them again; and she broke it by saying the last
+word she had to say.</p>
+<p>"I have gone into detail because I wanted to make the
+unfavorable impression you produce upon your little world clear to
+you, for once. But I can sum up all that I have said in less than
+six words. If you remember anything at all that I have said, I wish
+you would remember this. Mr. Queed, you are afflicted with a fatal
+malady. Your cosmos is all Ego."</p>
+<p>She started to rise, thought better of it, and sat still in her
+flowered chair full in the lamplight. The little Doctor stood at
+the mantel-shelf, his elbow upon it, and the silence lengthened. To
+do something, Sharlee pulled off her right long glove and slowly
+put it back again. Then she pulled off her left long glove, and
+about the time she was buttoning the last button he began speaking,
+in a curious, lifeless voice.</p>
+<p>"I learned to read when I was four years old out of a copy of
+the New York <i>Evening Post</i>. It came to the house, I remember,
+distinctly, wrapped around two pork chops. That seemed to be all
+the reading matter we had in the house for a long time&mdash;I
+believe Tim was in hard luck in those days&mdash;and by the time I
+was six I had read that paper all through from beginning to end,
+five times. I have wondered since if that incident did not give a
+bent to my whole mind. If you are familiar with the <i>Evening
+Post</i>, you may appreciate what I mean.... It came out in me
+exactly like a duck's yearning for water; that deep instinct for
+the printed word. Of course Tim saw that I was different from him.
+He helped me a little in the early stages, and then he stood back,
+awed by my learning, and let me go my own gait. When I was about
+eight, I learned of the existence of public libraries. I daresay it
+would surprise you to know the books I was reading in this period
+of my life&mdash;and writing too: for in my eleventh year I was the
+author of a one-volume history of the world, besides several
+treatises. And I early began to think, too. What was the
+fundamental principle underlying the evolution of a higher and
+higher human type? How could this principle be unified through all
+branches of science and reduced to an operable law? Questions such
+as these kept me awake at night while I still wore short trousers.
+At fourteen I was boarding alone in a kind of tenement on the East
+Side. Of course I was quite different from all the people around
+me. Different. I don't remember that they showed any affectionate
+interest in me, and why on earth should they? As I say, I was
+different. There was nothing there to suggest a conception of that
+brotherhood of man you speak of. I was born with this impulse for
+isolation and work, and everything that happened to me only
+emphasized it. I never had a day's schooling in my life, and never
+a word of advice or admonition&mdash;never a scolding in all my
+life till now. Here is a point on which your Christian theory of
+living seems to me entirely too vague: how to reconcile individual
+responsibility with the forces of heredity and circumstance. From
+my point of view your talk would have been better rounded if you
+had touched on that. Still, it was striking and interesting as it
+was. I like to hear a clear statement of a point of view, and that
+your statement happens to riddle me, personally, of course does not
+affect the question in any way. If I regard human society and human
+life too much as the biologist regards his rabbit, which appears to
+be the gist of your criticism, I can at least cheerfully take my
+own turn on the operating table as occasion requires. There is, of
+course, a great deal that I might say in reply, but I do not
+understand that either of us desires a debate. I will simply assert
+that your fundamental conception of life, while novel and piquant,
+will not hold water for a moment. Your conception is, if I state it
+fairly, that a man's life, to be useful, to be a life of service,
+must be given immediately to his fellows. He must do visible and
+tangible things with other men. I think a little reflection will
+convince you that, on the contrary, much or most of the best work
+of the world has been done by men whose personal lives were not
+unlike my own. There was Palissy, to take a familiar minor
+instance. Of course his neighbors saw in him only a madman whose
+cosmos was all Ego. Yet people are grateful to Palissy to-day, and
+think little of the suffering of his wife and children. Newton was
+no genial leader of the people. Bacon could not even be loyal to
+his friends. The living world around Socrates put him to death. The
+world's great wise men, inventors, scientists, philosophers,
+prophets, have not usually spent their days rubbing elbows with the
+bricklayer. Yet these men have served their race better than all
+the good-fellows that ever lived. To each his gifts. If I succeed
+in reducing the principle of human evolution to its eternal law, I
+need not fear the judgment of posterity upon my life. I shall, in
+fact, have performed the highest service to humankind that a finite
+mind can hope to compass. Nevertheless, I am impressed by much that
+you say. I daresay a good deal of it is valuable. All of it I
+engage to analyze and consider dispassionately at my leisure.
+Meantime, I thank you for your interest in the matter.
+Good-evening."</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed."</p>
+<p>Sharlee rose hurriedly, since hurry was so evidently necessary.
+She felt profoundly stirred, she hardly knew why; all her airs of a
+haughty princess were fled; and she intercepted him with no remnant
+of her pretense that she was putting a shabby inferior in his
+place.</p>
+<p>"I want to tell you," she said, somewhat nervously, "that
+I&mdash;I&mdash;admire very much the way you've taken this. No
+ordinary man would have listened with such&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I never pretended to be an ordinary man."</p>
+<p>He moved, but she stood unmoving in front of him, the pretty
+portrait of a lady in blue, and the eyes that she fastened upon him
+reminded him vaguely of Fifi's.</p>
+<p>"Perhaps I&mdash;should tell you," said Sharlee, "just why
+I&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Now don't," he said, smiling faintly at her with his old air of
+a grandfather&mdash;"don't spoil it all by saying that you didn't
+mean it."</p>
+<p>Under his smile she colored a little, and, despite herself,
+looked confused. He took advantage of her embarrassment to pass her
+with another bow and go out, leaving her struggling desperately
+with the feeling that he had got the best of her after all.</p>
+<p>But the door opened again a little way, almost at once, and the
+trim-cut, academic face, with the lamplight falling upon the round
+glasses and blotting them out in a yellow smudge, appeared in the
+crevice.</p>
+<p>"By the way, you were wrong in saying that I pulled down my
+blind on the evolutionary process now going on in the South. I give
+four thousand words to it in my Historical Perspective, volume
+one."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XIV" id="XIV"></a>XIV</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>In which Klinker quotes Scripture, and Queed has helped Fifi
+with her Lessons for the Last Time.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The tax-articles in the <i>Post</i> had ceased after the
+adjournment of the Legislature, which body gave no signs of ever
+having heard of them. Mr. Queed's new series dealt authoritatively
+with "Currency Systems of the World." He polished the systems off
+at the rate of three a week. But he had asked and obtained
+permission to submit, also, voluntary contributions on topics of
+his own choosing, and now for a fortnight these offerings had died
+daily in Colonel Cowles's waste-basket.</p>
+<p>As for his book, Queed could not bear to think of it in these
+days. Deliberately he had put a winding-sheet about his heart's
+desire, and laid it away in a drawer, until such time as he had
+indisputably qualified himself to be editor of the <i>Post</i>.
+Having qualified, he could open that drawer again, with a rushing
+access of stifled ardor, and await the Colonel's demise; but to do
+this, he figured now, would take him not less than two months and a
+half. Two months and a half wrenched from the Schedule! That sacred
+bill of rights not merely corrupted, but for a space nullified and
+cancelled! Yes, it was the ultimate sacrifice that outraged pride
+of intellect had demanded; but the young man would not flinch. And
+there were moments when Trainer Klinker was startled by the
+close-shut misery of his face.</p>
+<p>The Scriptorium had been degraded into a sickening school of
+journalism. Day after day, night after night, Queed sat at his tiny
+table poring over back files of the <i>Post</i>, examining Colonel
+Cowles's editorials as a geologist examines a Silurian deposit. He
+analyzed, classified, tabulated, computed averages, worked out
+underlying laws; and gradually, with great travail&mdash;for the
+journalese language was to him as Greek to another&mdash;he deduced
+from a thousand editorials a few broad principles, somewhat as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+<p>1. That the Colonel dealt with a very wide range of concrete
+topics, including many that appeared extremely trivial. (Whereas
+he, Queed, had dealt almost exclusively with abstract principles,
+rarely taking cognizance of any event that had happened later than
+1850.)</p>
+<p>2. That nearly all the Colonel's "best"
+articles&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, best-liked, most popular: the kind that
+Major Brooke and Mr. Bylash, or even Miss Miller, were apt to talk
+about at the supper-table&mdash;dealt with topics of a purely local
+and ephemeral interest.</p>
+<p>3. That the Colonel never went deeply or exhaustively into any
+group of facts, but that, taking one broad simple hypothesis as his
+text, he hammered that over and over, saying the same thing again
+and again in different ways, but always with a wealth of imagery
+and picturesque phrasing.</p>
+<p>4. That the Colonel invariably got his humorous effects by a
+good-natured but sometimes sharp ridicule, the process of which was
+to exaggerate the argument or travesty the cause he was attacking
+until it became absurd.</p>
+<p>5. That the Colonel, no matter what his theme, always wrote with
+vigor and heat and color: so that even if he were dealing with
+something on the other side of the world, you might suppose that
+he, personally, was intensely gratified or extremely indignant
+about it, as the case might be.</p>
+<p>These principles Queed was endeavoring, with his peculiar
+faculty for patient effort, to apply practically in his daily
+offerings. It is enough to say that he found the task harder than
+Klinker's Exercises, and that the little article on the city's
+method of removing garbage, which failed to appear in this
+morning's <i>Post</i>, had stood him seven hours of time.</p>
+<p>It was a warm rainy night in early May. Careful listening
+disclosed the fact that Buck Klinker, who had as usual walked up
+from the gymnasium with Queed, was changing his shoes in the next
+room, preparatory for supper. Otherwise the house was very still.
+Fifi had been steadily reported "not so well" for a long time and,
+for two days, very ill. Queed sitting before the table, his gas
+ablaze and his shade up, tilted back his chair and thought of her
+now. All at once, with no conscious volition on his part, he found
+himself saying over the startling little credo that Fifi had
+suggested for his taking, on the day he sent her the roses.</p>
+<p><i>To like men and do the things that men do. To smoke. To
+laugh. To joke and tell funny stories. To take a ...</i></p>
+<p>The door of the Scriptorium-editorium opened and Buck Klinker,
+entering without formalities, threw himself, according to his
+habit, upon the tiny bed. This time he came by invitation, to
+complete the decidedly interesting conversation upon which the two
+men had walked up town; but talk did not at once begin. A book
+rowelled the small of Klinker's back as he reclined upon the
+pillow, and plucking it from beneath him, he glanced at the back of
+it.</p>
+<p>"<i>Vanity Fair</i>. Didn't know you ever read story-books,
+Doc."</p>
+<p>The Doc did not answer. He was occupied with the thought that
+not one of the things that Fifi had urged upon him did he at
+present do. Smoking he could of course take up at any time. Buck
+Klinker worked in a tobacconist's shop; it might be a good idea to
+consult him as to what was the best way to begin. As for telling
+funny stories&mdash;did he for the life of him know one to tell? He
+racked his brain in vain. There were two books that he remembered
+having seen in the Astor Library, <i>The Percy Anecdotes</i>, and
+Mark Lemon's <i>Jest Book</i>; perhaps the State Library had
+them.... Stay! Did not Willoughby himself somewhere introduce an
+anecdote of a distinctly humorous nature?</p>
+<p>"It ain't much," said Buck, dropping Thackeray to the floor. "I
+read the whole thing once.&mdash;No, I guess I'm thinkin' of <i>The
+County Fair</i>, a drammer that I saw at the Bee-jou. But I guess
+they're all the same, those Fairs."</p>
+<p>"Say Doc," he went on presently, "I'm going to double you on
+Number Seven, beginning from to-morrow, hear?"</p>
+<p>Number Seven was one of the stiffest of Klinker's Exercises for
+All Parts of the Body. Queed looked up absently.</p>
+<p>"That's right," said his trainer, inexorably. "It's just what
+you need. I had a long talk with Smithy, last night."</p>
+<p>"Buck," said the Doctor, clearing his throat, "have I
+ever&mdash;ahem&mdash;told you of the famous reply of Dr. Johnson
+to the Billingsgate fishwives?"</p>
+<p>"Johnson? Who? Fat, sandy-haired man lives on Third Street?"</p>
+<p>"No, Dr. Samuel Johnson, the well-known English author
+and&mdash;character. It is related that on one occasion Dr. Johnson
+approached the fishwives at Billingsgate to purchase of their
+wares. The exact details of the story are not altogether clear in
+my memory, but, as I recall it, something the good Doctor said
+angered these women, for they began showering him with profane and
+blasphemous names. At this style of language the fishwives are said
+to be extremely proficient. What do you fancy that Dr. Johnson
+called them in return? But you could hardly guess. He called them
+parallelopipedons. I am not entirely certain whether it was
+parallelopipedons or isosceles triangles. Possibly there are two
+versions of the story."</p>
+<p>Buck stared at him, frankly and greatly bewildered, and noticed
+that the little Doctor was staring at him, with strong marks of
+anxiety on his face.</p>
+<p>"I should perhaps say," added Queed, "that parallelopipedons and
+isosceles triangles are not profane or swearing words at all. They
+are, in fact, merely the designations applied to geometrical
+figures."</p>
+<p>"Oh," said Klinker. "Oh."</p>
+<p>There was a brief pause.</p>
+<p>"Ah, well!... Go on with what you were telling me as we walked
+up, then!"</p>
+<p>"Sure thing. But I don't catch the conversation. What was all
+that con you were giving me&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"Con?"</p>
+<p>"About Johnson and the triangles."</p>
+<p>"It simply occurred to me to tell you a funny story, of the sort
+that men are known to like, with the hope of amusing
+you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Why, that wasn't a funny story, Doc."</p>
+<p>"I assure you that it was."</p>
+<p>"Don't see it," said Klinker.</p>
+<p>"That is not my responsibility, in any sense."</p>
+<p>Thus Doctor Queed, sitting stiffly on his hard little chair, and
+gazing with annoyance at Klinker through the iron bars at the foot
+of the bed.</p>
+<p>"Blest if I pipe," said Buck, and scratched his head.</p>
+<p>"I cannot both tell the stories and furnish the brains to
+appreciate them. Kindly proceed with what you were telling me."</p>
+<p>So Buck, obliging but mystified, dropped back upon the bed and
+proceeded, tooth-pick energetically at work. His theme was a
+problem with which nearly every city is unhappily familiar. In
+Buck's terminology, it was identified as "The Centre Street
+mashers": those pimply, weak-faced, bad-eyed young men who
+congregate at prominent corners every afternoon, especially
+Saturdays, to smirk at the working-girls, and to pass, wherever
+they could, from their murmured, "Hello, Kiddo," and "Where you
+goin', baby?" to less innocent things.</p>
+<p>Buck's air of leisureliness dropped from him as he talked; his
+orange-stick worked ever more and more furiously; his honest voice
+grew passionate as he described conditions as he knew them.</p>
+<p>"... And some fool of a girl, no more than a child for knowing
+what she's doin', laughs and answers back&mdash;just for the fun of
+it, not looking for harm, and right there's where your trouble
+begins. Maybe that night after doin' the picture shows; maybe
+another night; but it's sure to come. Dammit, Doc, I'm no saint nor
+sam-singer and I've done things I hadn't ought like other men, and
+woke up shamed the next morning, too, but I've got a sister who's a
+decent good girl as there is anywhere, and by God, sir, I'd
+<i>kill</i> a man who just looked at her with the dirty eyes of
+them little soft-mouth blaggards!"</p>
+<p>Queed, unaffectedly interested, asked the usual
+question&mdash;could not the girls be taught at home the dangers of
+such acquaintances?&mdash;and Buck pulverized it in the usual
+way.</p>
+<p>"Who in blazes is goin' to teach 'em? Don't you know
+<i>anything</i> about what kind of homes they got? Why, man,
+they're <i>the sisters of the little blaggards!</i>"</p>
+<p>He painted a dark picture of the home-life of many of these
+girls: its hard work and unrelenting poverty; its cheerlessness;
+the absence of any fun; the irresistible allurement of the
+flashily-dressed stranger who jingles money in his pocket and
+offers to "show a good time." Then he told a typical story, the
+story of a little girl he knew, who worked in a department store
+for three dollars and a half a week, and whose drunken father took
+over the last cent of that every Saturday night. This girl's name
+was Eva Bernheimer, and she was sixteen years old and "in
+trouble."</p>
+<p>"You know what, Doc?" Buck ended. "You'd ought to take it up in
+the <i>Post</i>&mdash;that's what. There's a fine piece to be
+written, showin' up them little hunters."</p>
+<p>It was characteristic of Doctor Queed that such an idea had not
+and would not have occurred to him: applying his new science of
+editorial writing to a practical problem dipped from the stream of
+everyday life was still rather beyond him. But it was also
+characteristic of him that, once the idea had been suggested to
+him, he instantly perceived its value. He looked at Buck admiringly
+through the iron bars.</p>
+<p>"You are quite right. There is."</p>
+<p>"You know they are trying to get up a reformatory&mdash;girls'
+home, some call it. That's all right, if you can't do better, but
+it don't get to the bottom of it. The right way with a thing like
+this is to <i>take it before it happens!</i>"</p>
+<p>"You are quite right, Buck."</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;but how're you goin' to do it? You sit up here all
+day and night with your books and studies, Doc&mdash;where's your
+cure for a sorry trouble like this?"</p>
+<p>"That is a fair question. I cannot answer definitely until I
+have studied the situation out in a practical way. But I will say
+that the general problem is one of the most difficult with which
+social science has to deal."</p>
+<p>"I know what had ought to be done. The blaggards ought to be
+shot. Damn every last one of them, I say."</p>
+<p>Klinker conversed in his anger something like the ladies of
+Billingsgate, but Queed did not notice this. He sat back in his
+chair, absorbedly thinking that here, at all events, was a theme
+which had enough practical relation with life. He himself had seen
+a group of the odious "mashers" with his own eyes; Buck had pointed
+them out as they walked up. Never had a social problem come so
+close home to him as this: not a thing of text-book theories, but a
+burning issue working out around the corner on people that Klinker
+knew. And Klinker's question had been an acute one, challenging the
+immediate value of social science itself.</p>
+<p>His thought veered, swept out of its channel by an unwonted wave
+of bitterness. Klinker had offered him this material, Klinker had
+advised him to write an editorial about it, Klinker had pointed out
+for him, in almost a superior way, just where the trouble lay. Nor
+was this all. Of late everybody seemed to be giving him advice.
+Only the other week it was Fifi; and that same day, the young lady
+Charles Weyland. What was there about him that invited this sort of
+thing?... And he was going to take Klinker's advice; he had seized
+upon it gratefully. Nor could he say that he was utterly insensate
+to Fifi's: he had caught himself saying over part of it not ten
+minutes ago. As for Charles Weyland's ripsaw criticisms, he had
+analyzed them dispassionately, as he had promised, and his reason
+rejected them in toto. Yet he could not exactly say that he had
+wholly purged them out of his mind. No ... the fact was that some
+of her phrases had managed to burn themselves into his brain.</p>
+<p>Presently Klinker said another thing that his friend the little
+Doctor remembered for a long time.</p>
+<p>"Do you know what's the finest line in Scripture, Doc? <i>But He
+spake of the temple of His body.</i> I heard a minister get that
+off in a church once, in a sermon, and I don't guess I'll ever
+forget it. A dandy, ain't it?... Exercise and live straight. Keep
+your temple strong and clean. If I was a parson, I tell you, I'd go
+right to Seventh and Centre next Saturday and give a talk to them
+blaggards on that. <i>But He spake of</i> ..."</p>
+<p>Klinker stopped as though he had been shot. A sudden agonized
+scream from downstairs jerked him off the bed and to his feet in a
+second solemn as at the last trump. He stared at Queed wide-eyed,
+his honest red face suddenly white.</p>
+<p>"God forgive me for talkin' so loud.... I'd ought to have
+known...."</p>
+<p>"What is it? Who was that?" demanded Queed, startled more by
+Klinker's look than by that scream.</p>
+<p>But Klinker only turned and slipped softly out of the door,
+tipping on his toes as though somebody near at hand were
+asleep.</p>
+<p>Queed was left bewildered, and completely at a loss. Whatever
+the matter was, it clearly concerned Buck Klinker. Equally clearly,
+it did not concern him. People had a right to scream if they felt
+that way, without having a horde of boarders hurry out and call
+them to book.</p>
+<p>However, his scientist's fondness for getting at the underlying
+causes&mdash;or as some call it, curiosity&mdash;presently obtained
+control of him, and he went downstairs.</p>
+<p>There is no privacy of grief in the communism of a middle-class
+boarding-house. It is ordered that your neighbor shall gaze upon
+your woe and you shall stare at his anguish, when both are new and
+raw. That cry of pain had been instantly followed by a stir of
+movement; a little shiver ran through the house. Doors opened and
+shut; voices murmured; quick feet sounded on the stairs. Now the
+boarders were gathered in the parlor, very still and solemn, yet
+not to save their lives unaware that for them the humdrum round was
+to go on just the same. And here, of course, is no matter of a
+boarding-house: for queens must eat though kings lie high in
+state.</p>
+<p>To Mrs. Paynter's parlor came a girl, white-faced and
+shadowy-eyed, but for those hours at least, calm and tearless and
+the mistress of herself. The boarders rose as she appeared in the
+door, and she saw that after all she had no need to tell them
+anything. They came and took her hand, one by one, which was the
+hardest to bear, and even Mr. Bylash seemed touched with a new
+dignity, and even Miss Miller's pompadour looked human and sorry.
+But two faces Miss Weyland did not see among the kind-eyed
+boarders: the old professor, who had locked himself in his room,
+and the little Doctor who was at that moment coming down the
+steps.</p>
+<p>"Supper's very late," said she. "Emma and Laura ... have been
+much upset. I'll have it on the table in a minute."</p>
+<p>She turned into the hall and saw Queed on the stairs. He halted
+his descent five steps from the bottom, and she came to the
+banisters and stood and looked up at him. And if any memory of
+their last meeting was with them then, neither of them gave any
+sign of it.</p>
+<p>"You know&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"No, I don't know," he replied, disturbed by her look, he did
+not know why, and involuntarily lowering his voice. "I came down
+expressly to find out."</p>
+<p>"Fifi&mdash;She&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Is worse again?"</p>
+<p>"She ... stopped breathing a few minutes ago."</p>
+<p>"<i>Dead!</i>"</p>
+<p>Sharlee winced visibly at the word, as the fresh stricken always
+will.</p>
+<p>The little Doctor turned his head vaguely away. The house was so
+still that the creaking of the stairs as his weight shifted from
+one foot to another, sounded horribly loud; he noticed it, and
+regretted having moved. The idea of Fifi's dying had of course
+never occurred to him. Something put into his head the simple
+thought that he would never help the little girl with her algebra
+again, and at once he was conscious of an odd and decidedly
+unpleasant sensation, somewhere far away inside of him. He felt
+that he ought to say something, to sum up his attitude toward the
+unexpected event, but for once in his life he experienced a
+difficulty in formulating his thought in precise language. However,
+the pause was of the briefest.</p>
+<p>"I think," said Sharlee, "the funeral will be Monday
+afternoon.... You will go, won't you?"</p>
+<p>Queed turned upon her a clouded brow. The thought of taking
+personal part in such mummery as a funeral&mdash;"barbaric rites,"
+he called them in the forthcoming Work&mdash;was entirely
+distasteful to him. "No," he said, hastily. "No, I could hardly do
+that&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Fifi&mdash;would like it. It is the last time you will have to
+do anything for her."</p>
+<p>"Like it? It is hardly as if she would know&mdash;!"</p>
+<p>"Mightn't you show your regard for a friend just the same, even
+if your friend was never to know about it?... Besides&mdash;I think
+of these things another way, and so did Fifi."</p>
+<p>He peered down at her over the banisters, oddly disquieted. The
+flaring gas lamp beat mercilessly upon her face, and it occurred to
+him that she looked tired around her eyes.</p>
+<p>"I think Fifi will know ... and be glad," said Sharlee. "She
+liked and admired you. Only day before yesterday she spoke of you.
+Now she ... has gone, and this is the one way left for any of us to
+show that we are sorry."</p>
+<p>Long afterwards, Queed thought that if Charles Weyland's lashes
+had not glittered with sudden tears at that moment he would have
+refused her. But her lashes did so glitter, and he capitulated at
+once; and turning instantly went heavy-hearted up the stairs.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XV" id="XV"></a>XV</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>In a Country Churchyard, and afterwards; of Friends: how they
+take your Time while they live, and then die, upsetting your
+Evening's Work; and what Buck Klinker saw in the Scriptorium at 2
+a.m.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Queed was caught, like many another rationalist before him, by
+the stirring beauty of the burial service of the English
+church.</p>
+<p>Fifi's funeral was in the country, at a little church set down
+in a beautiful grove which reminds all visitors of the saying about
+God's first temples. Near here Mrs. Paynter was born and spent her
+girlhood; here Fifi, before her last illness, had come every
+Sabbath morning to the Sunday-school; here lay the little strip of
+God's acre that the now childless widow called her own. You come by
+the new electric line, one of those high-speed suburban roads
+which, all over the country, are doing so much to persuade city
+people back to the land. The cars are steam-road size. Two of them
+had been provided for the mourners, and there was no room to spare;
+for the Paynter family connection was large, and it seemed that
+little Fifi had many friends.</p>
+<p>From Stop 11, where the little station is, your course is by the
+woodland path; past the little springhouse, over the tiny rustic
+bridge, and so on up the shady slope to the cluster of ancient
+pines. In the grove stood carriages; buggy horses reined to the
+tall trees; even that abomination around a church, the motor of the
+vandals. In the walk through the woods, Queed found himself side by
+side with a fat, scarlet-faced man, who wore a vest with brass
+buttons and immediately began talking to him like a lifelong
+friend. He was a motorman on the suburban line, it seemed, and had
+known Fifi very well.</p>
+<p>"No, sir, I wouldn't believe it when my wife seen it in the
+paper and called it out to me, an' I says there's some mistake, you
+can be sure, and she says no, here it is in the paper, you can read
+it for y'self. But I wouldn't believe it till I went by the house
+on the way to my run, and there was the crape on the door. An' I
+tell you, suh, I couldn't a felt worse if 'twas one o' my own kids.
+Why, it seems like only the other morning she skipped onto my car,
+laughin' and sayin', 'How are you to-day, Mr. Barnes?' Why she and
+me been buddies for nigh three years, and she took my 9.30 north
+car every Sunday morning, rain or shine, just as reg'lar, and was
+the only one I ever let stand out on <i>my</i> platform, bein'
+strictly agin all rules, and my old partner Hornheim was fired for
+allowin' it, it ain't six months since. But what could I do when
+she asked me, <i>please, Mr. Barnes</i>, with that sweet face o'
+hers, and her rememberin' me every Christmas that came along just
+like I was her Pa...."</p>
+<p>The motorman talked too much, but he proved useful in finding
+seats up near the front, where, being fat, he took up considerably
+more than his share of room.</p>
+<p>Unless Tim had taken him to the Cathedral once, twenty years
+ago, it was the first time that Queed had ever been inside a
+church. He had read Renan at fourteen, finally discarding all
+religious beliefs in the same year. Approximately Spencer's First
+Cause satisfied his reason, though he meant to buttress Spencer's
+contention in its weakest place and carry it deeper than Spencer
+did. But in fact, the exact limits he should assign to religious
+beliefs as an evolutionary function were still indeterminate in his
+system. He, like all cosmic philosophers, found this the most
+baffling and elusive of all his problems. Meantime, here in this
+little country church, he was to witness the supreme rite of the
+supreme religious belief. There was some compensation for his
+enforced attendance in that thought. He looked about him with
+genuine and candid interest. The hush, the dim light, the rows upon
+rows of sober-faced people, seemed to him properly impressive. He
+was struck by the wealth of flowers massed all over the chancel,
+and wondered if that was its regular state. The pulpit and the
+lectern; the altar, which he easily identified; the stained-glass
+windows with their obviously symbolic pictures; the bronze pipes of
+the little organ; the unvested choir, whose function he vaguely
+made out&mdash;over all these his intelligent eye swept, curiously;
+and lastly it went out of the open window and lost itself in the
+quiet sunny woods outside.</p>
+<p>Strange and full of wonder. This incredible instinct for
+adoration&mdash;this invincible insistence in believing, in
+defiance of all reason, that man was not born to die as the flesh
+dies. What, after all, was the full significance of this unique
+phenomenon?</p>
+<p><i>I am the resurrection and the life, saith the Lord; he that
+believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live....</i></p>
+<p>A loud resonant voice suddenly cut the hush with these words and
+immediately they were all standing. Queed was among the first to
+rise; the movement was like a reflex action. For there was
+something in the thrilling timbre of that voice that seemed to pull
+him to his feet regardless of his will; something, in fact, that
+impelled him to crane his neck around and peer down the dim aisle
+to discover immediately who was the author of it.</p>
+<p>His eye fell on a young man advancing, clad in white robes the
+like of which he had never seen, and wearing the look of the
+morning upon his face. In his hands he bore an open book, but he
+did not glance at it. His head was thrown back; his eyes seemed
+fastened on something outside and beyond the church; and he rolled
+out the victorious words as though he would stake all that he held
+dearest in this world that their prophecy was true.</p>
+<p><i>Whom I shall see for myself, and</i> MINE <i>eyes shall
+behold, and not another....</i></p>
+<p>But behind the young man rolled a little stand on wheels, on
+which lay a long box banked in flowers; and though the little
+Doctor had never been at a funeral before, and never in the
+presence of death, he knew that here must lie the mortal remains of
+his little friend, Fifi. From this point onward Queed's interest in
+the service became, so to say, less purely scientific.</p>
+<p>There was some antiphonal reciting, and then a long selection
+which the young man in robes read with the same voice of solemn
+triumph. It is doubtful if anybody in the church followed him with
+the fascinated attention of the young evolutionist. Soon the organ
+rumbled, and the little choir, standing, broke into song.</p>
+<p>For all the Saints who from their labors rest....</p>
+<p>Saints! Well, well, was it imaginable that they thought of Fifi
+that way <i>already</i>? Why, it was only three weeks ago that he
+had sent her the roses and she....</p>
+<p>A black-gloved hand, holding an open book, descended out of the
+dim space behind him. It came to him, as by an inspiration, that
+the book was being offered for his use in some mysterious
+connection. He grasped it gingerly, and his friend the motorman,
+jabbing at the text with a scarlet hand, whispered raucously: "'S
+what they're singin'." But the singers had traveled far before the
+young man was able to find and follow them.</p>
+<p>And when the strife is fierce, the warfare long,<br />
+Steals on the ear the distant triumph song,<br />
+And hearts are brave again, and arms are strong.</p>
+<p>The girls in the choir sang on, untroubled by a
+doubt:&mdash;</p>
+<p>But lo, there breaks a yet more glorious day;<br />
+The saints triumphant rise in bright array;<br />
+The King of glory passes on His way.</p>
+<p>They marched outside following the flower-banked casket into the
+little cemetery, and Queed stood with bared head like the others,
+watching the committal of dust unto dust. In the forefront of the
+mournful gathering, nearest the grave's edge, there stood three
+women heavily swathed in black. Through all the rite now,
+suppressed sobbing ran like a motif. Soon fell upon all ears the
+saddest of all sounds, the pitiless thud of the first earth upon
+the stiff lid. On the other side of the irregular circle, Queed saw
+the coarse red motorman; tears were rolling down his fat cheeks;
+but never noticing them he was singing loudly, far off the key,
+from the book the black-gloved hand had given Queed. The hymn they
+were singing now also spoke surely and naturally of the saints. The
+same proud note, the young man observed, ran through the service
+from beginning to end. Hymn and prayer and reading all confidently
+assumed that Fifi was dead only to this mortal eye, but in another
+world, open to all those gathered about the grave for their
+seeking, she lived in some marvelously changed form&mdash;her body
+being made <i>like unto his own glorious body</i>....</p>
+<p>In the homeward-bound car, Queed fully recaptured his poise, and
+redirected his thoughts into rational channels.</p>
+<p>The doctrine of the immortality of the soul had not a rational
+leg to stand on. The anima, or spirit, being merely the product of
+certain elements combined in life, was wiped out when those
+elements dissolved their union in death. It was the flame of a
+candle blown out. Yet with what unbelievable persistence this
+doctrine had survived through history. Science had annihilated it
+again and again, but these people resolutely stopped their ears to
+science. They could not answer science with argument, so they had
+answered her with the axe and the stake; and they were still
+capable of doing that whenever they thought it desirable. Strange
+spectacle! What was the "conflict between Religion and Science" but
+man's desperate struggle against his own reason? Benjamin Kidd had
+that right at any rate.</p>
+<p>Yet did these people really believe their doctrine of the saved
+body and the saved soul? They said they did, but did they? If they
+believed it surely, as they believed that this night would be
+followed by a new day, if they believed it passionately as they
+believed that money is the great earthly good, then certainly the
+biggest of their worldly affairs would be less than a grain of sand
+by the sea against the everlasting glories that awaited them. Yet
+... look at them all about him in the car, these people who told
+themselves that they had started Fifi on the way to be a saint, in
+which state they expected to remeet her. Did they so regard their
+worldly affairs? By to-morrow they would be at each other's
+throats, squabbling, cheating, slandering, lying, fighting
+desperately to gain some ephemeral advantage&mdash;all under the
+eye of the magnificent guerdon they pretended to believe in and
+knew they were jeopardizing by such acts. No, it was pure
+self-hypnosis. Weak man demanded offsets for his earthly woes, and
+he had concocted them in a world of his own imagining. That was the
+history of man's religions; the concoction of other-worldly offsets
+for worldly woes. In their heart of hearts, all knew that they were
+concoctions, and the haruspices laughed when they met each
+other.</p>
+<p>Supper was early at Mrs. Paynter's, as though to atone for the
+tardiness of yesterday. The boarders dispatched it not without
+recurring cheerfulness, broken now and again by fits of decorous
+silence. You could see that by to-morrow, or it might be next day,
+the house would be back in its normal swing again.</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed withdrew to his little chamber. He trod the steps
+softly for once, and perhaps this was why, as he passed Mrs.
+Paynter's room, his usually engrossed ear caught the sound of
+weeping, quiet but unrestrained, ceaseless, racking weeping,
+running on evermore, the weeping of Rachel for her children, who
+would not be comforted.</p>
+<p>The little Doctor shut the door of the Scriptorium and lit the
+gas. So far, his custom; but here his whim and his wont parted.
+Instead of seating himself at his table, where the bound
+<i>Post</i> for January-March, 1902, awaited his exploration, he
+laid himself down on his tiny bed.</p>
+<p>If he were to die to-night, who would weep for him like
+that?</p>
+<p>The thought had come unbidden to his mind and stuck in his
+metaphysics like a burr. Now he remembered that the question was
+not entirely a new one. Fifi had once asked him who would be sorry
+if he died, and had answered herself by saying that she would.
+However, Fifi was dead, and therefore released from her
+promise.</p>
+<p>Yes, Fifi was dead. He would never help her with her algebra
+again. The thought filled him with vague, unaccountable regrets. He
+felt that he would willingly take twenty minutes a night from the
+wrecked Schedule to have her come back, but unfortunately there was
+no way of arranging that now. He remembered the night he had sent
+Fifi out of the dining-room for coughing, and the remembrance made
+him distinctly uncomfortable. He rather wished that he had told
+Fifi he was sorry about that, but it was too late now. Still he had
+told her that he was her friend; he was glad to remember that. But
+here, from a new point of view, was the trouble about having
+friends. They took your time while they lived, and then they went
+off and died and upset your evening's work.</p>
+<p>Clearly, Fifi left behind many sorrowful friends, as shown by
+her remarkable funeral. If he himself were to die, Tim and Murphy
+Queed would probably feel sorrowful, but they would hardly come to
+the funeral. For one thing, Tim could not come because of his
+duties on the force, and Murphy, for all he knew, was undergoing
+incarceration. About the only person he could think of as a
+probable attendant at his graveside was William Klinker. Yes, Buck
+would certainly be there, though it was asking a good deal to
+expect him to weep. A funeral consisting of only one person would
+look rather odd to those who were familiar with such crowded
+churches as that he had seen to-day. People passing by would nudge
+each other and say that the dead must have led an eccentric life,
+indeed, to be so alone at the end.... Come to think of it, though,
+there wouldn't be any funeral. He had nothing to do with those most
+interesting but clearly barbaric rites. Of course his body would be
+cremated by directions in the will. The operation would be private,
+attracting no attention from anybody. Buck would make the
+arrangements. He tried to picture Buck weeping near the
+incinerator, and failed.</p>
+<p>Then there was his father, whom, in twenty-four years' sharing
+of the world together, he had never met. The man's behavior was
+odd, to say the least. From the world's point of view he had
+declined to own his son. For such an unusual breach of custom,
+there must be some adequate explanation, and the circumstances all
+pointed one way. This was that his mother (whom his boyhood had
+pictured as a woman of distinction who had eloped with somebody far
+beneath her) had failed to marry his father. The persistent mystery
+about his birth had always made him skeptical of Tim's statement
+that he had been present at the marriage. But he rarely thought of
+the matter at all now. The moral responsibility was none of his;
+and as for a name, Queed was as good as any other. X or Y was a
+good enough name for a real man, whose life could demonstrate his
+utter independence of the labels so carefully pasted upon him by
+environment and circumstance.</p>
+<p>Still, if he were to die, he felt that his father, if yet alive,
+should come forward and weep for him, even as Mrs. Paynter was
+weeping for Fifi down in the Second Front. He should stand out like
+a man and take from Buck's hand the solemn ceremonies of cremation.
+He tried to picture his father weeping near the incinerator, and
+failed, partly owing to the mistiness surrounding that gentleman's
+bodily appearance. He felt that his father was dodging his just
+responsibilities. For the first time in his life he perceived that,
+under certain circumstances, it might be an advantage to have some
+definite individual to whom you can point and say: "There goes my
+father."</p>
+<p>As it was, it all came down to him and Buck. He and Buck were
+alone in the world together. He rather clung to the thought of
+Buck, and instantly caught himself at it. Very well; let him take
+it that way then. Take Buck as a symbol of the world, of those
+friendships which played such certain havoc with a man's Schedule.
+Was he glad that he had Buck or was he not?</p>
+<p>The little Doctor lay on his back in the glare thinking things
+out. The gas in his eyes was an annoyance, but he did not realize
+it, and so did not get up, as another man would have done, and put
+it out.</p>
+<p>Certainly it was an extraordinary thing that the only critics he
+had ever had in his life had all three attacked his theory of
+living at precisely the same point. They had all three urged him to
+get in touch with his environment. He himself could unanswerably
+demonstrate that in such degree as he succeeded in isolating
+himself from his environment&mdash;at least until his great work
+was done&mdash;in just that degree would his life be successful.
+But these three seemed to declare, with the confidence of those who
+state an axiom, that in just that degree was his life a failure. Of
+course they could not demonstrate their contention as he could
+demonstrate his, but the absence of reasoning did not appear to
+shake their assurance in the smallest. Here then was another
+apparent conflict of instinct with reason: their instinct with his
+reason. Perhaps he might have dismissed the whole thing as merely
+their religion, but that his father, with that mysterious letter of
+counsel, was among them. He did not picture his father as a
+religious man. Besides, Fifi, asked point-blank if that was her
+religion, had denied, assuring him, singularly enough, that it was
+only common-sense.</p>
+<p>And among them, among all the people that had touched him in
+this new life, there was no denying that he had had some curiously
+unsettling experiences.</p>
+<p>He had been ready to turn the pages of the book of life for
+Fifi, an infant at his knee, and all at once Fifi had taken the
+book from his hands and read aloud, in a language which was quite
+new to him, a lecture on his own short-comings. There was no
+denying that her question about his notions on altruism had given
+him an odd, arresting glimpse of himself from a new peak. He had
+set out in his pride to punish Mr. Pat, and Mr. Pat had severely
+punished him, revealing him humiliatingly to himself as a physical
+incompetent. He had dismissed Buck Klinker as a faintly amusing
+brother to the ox, and now Buck Klinker was giving him valuable
+advice about his editorial work, to say nothing of jerking him by
+the ears toward physical competency. He had thought to honor the
+<i>Post</i> by contributing of his wisdom to it, and the
+<i>Post</i> had replied by contemptuously kicking him out. He had
+laughed at Colonel Cowles's editorials, and now he was staying out
+of bed of nights slavishly struggling to imitate them. He had meant
+to give Miss Weyland some expert advice some day about the running
+of her department, and suddenly she had turned about and stamped
+him as an all-around failure, meet not for reverence, but the
+laughter and pity of men.</p>
+<p>So far as he knew, nobody in the world admired him. They might
+admire his work, but him personally they felt sorry for or
+despised. Few even admired his work. The <i>Post</i> had given him
+satisfactory proof of that. Conant, Willoughby, and Smathers would
+admire it&mdash;yes, wish to the Lord that they had written it. But
+would that fill his cup to overflowing? By the way, had not Fifi
+asked him that very question, too&mdash;whether he would consider a
+life of that sort a successful life? Well&mdash;would he? Or could
+it imaginably be said that Fifi, rather, had had a successful life,
+as evidenced by her profoundly interesting funeral?</p>
+<p>Was it possible that a great authority on human society could
+make himself an even greater authority by personally assuming a
+part in the society which he theoretically administered? Was it
+possible that he was missing some factor of large importance by his
+addiction to isolation and a schedule?</p>
+<p>In short, was it conceivable that he had it all wrong from the
+beginning, as the young lady Charles Weyland had said?</p>
+<p>The little Doctor lay still on his bed and his precious minutes
+slipped into hours.... If he finished his book at twenty-seven,
+what would he do with the rest of his life? Besides defending it
+from possible criticism, besides expounding and amplifying it a
+little further as need seemed to be, there would be no more work
+for him to do. Supreme essence of philosophy, history, and all
+science as it was, it was the final word of human wisdom. You might
+say that with it the work of the world was done. How then should he
+spend the remaining thirty or forty years of his life? As matters
+stood now he had, so to say, twenty years start on himself. Through
+the peculiar circumstances of his life, he had reached a point in
+his reading and study at twenty-four which another man could not
+hope to reach before he was forty-five or fifty. Other men had done
+daily work for a livelihood, and had only their evenings for their
+heart's desire. Spencer was a civil engineer. Mill was a clerk in
+an India house. Comte taught mathematics. But he, in all his life,
+had not averaged an hour a week's enforced distraction: all had
+gone to his own work. You might say that he was entitled to a heavy
+arrears in this direction. If he liked, he could idle for ten
+years, twenty years, and still be more than abreast of his age.</p>
+<p>And as it was, he could not pretend that he had kept the faith,
+that he was inviolably holding his Schedule unspotted from the
+world. No, he himself had outraged and deflowered the Schedule.
+Klinker's Exercises and the <i>Post</i> were deliberate impieties.
+And he could not say that they had the sanction of his reason. The
+exercises had only a partial sanction; the <i>Post</i> no sanction
+at all. Both were but sops to wounded pride. Here, then, was a
+pretty situation: he, the triumphant rationalist, the toy of
+utterly irrational impulses&mdash;of an utterly irrational
+instinct. And this new impulse tugging at his inside, driving him
+to heed the irrational advice of his critics&mdash;what could it be
+but part and parcel of the same mysterious but apparently
+deep-seated instinct? And what was the real significance of this
+instinct, and what in the name of Jerusalem was the matter with him
+anyway?</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>He was twenty-four years old, without upbringing, and utterly
+alone in the world. He had raised himself, body and soul, out of
+printed books, and about all the education he ever had was half an
+hour's biting talk from Charles Weyland. Of course he did not
+recognize his denied youth when it rose and fell upon him, but he
+did recognize that his assailant was doughty. He locked arms with
+it and together they fell into undreamed depths.</p>
+<p>Buck Klinker, returning from some stag devilry at the hour of
+two A.M., and attracted to the Scriptorium by the light under the
+door, found the little Doctor pacing the floor in his stocking
+feet, with the gas blazing and the shade up as high as it would go.
+He halted in his marchings to stare at Buck with wild
+unrecognition, and his face looked so white and fierce that honest
+Buck, like the good friend he was, only said,
+"Well&mdash;good-night, Doc," and unobtrusively withdrew.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XVI" id="XVI"></a>XVI</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Triumphal Return of Charles Gardiner West from the Old World;
+and of how the Other World had wagged in his Absence.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Many pictured post-cards and an occasional brief note reminded
+Miss Weyland during the summer that Charles Gardiner West was
+pursuing his studies in the Old World with peregrinative zest. By
+the trail of colored photographs she followed his triumphal march.
+Rome knew the president-elect in early June; Naples, Florence,
+Milan, Venice in the same period. He investigated, presumably, the
+public school systems of Geneva and Berlin; the higher education
+drew him through the ch&acirc;teau country of France; for three
+weeks the head-waiters of Paris (in the pedagogical district) were
+familiar with the clink of his coin; and August's first youth was
+gone before he was in London with the lake region a tramped road
+behind him.</p>
+<p>From the latter neighborhood (picture: Rydal Mount) he wrote
+Sharlee as follows:</p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>Sailing on the 21st, after the most glorious trip in history.
+Never so full of energy and enthusiasm. Running over with the most
+beautiful plans.</p>
+</div>
+<p>The exact nature of these plans the writer did not indicate, but
+Sharlee's mother, who always got down to breakfast first and read
+all the postals as they came, explained that the reference was
+evidently to Blaines College. West, however, did not sail on the
+21st, even though that date was some days behind his original
+intentions. The itinerary with which he had set out had him home
+again, in fact, on August 15. For in the stress and hurry of making
+ready for the journey, together with a little preliminary rest
+which he felt his health required, he had to let his advertising
+campaign and other schemes for the good of the college go over
+until the fall. But collegiate methods obtaining in London were too
+fascinating, apparently, to be dismissed with any cursory glance.
+He sailed on the 25th, arrived home on the 3rd of September, and on
+the 4th surprised Sharlee by dropping in upon her in her
+office.</p>
+<p>He was browned from his passage, appeared a little stouter, was
+very well dressed and good to look at, and fairly exuded vitality
+and pleasant humor. Sharlee was delighted and quite excited over
+seeing him again, though it may be noted, as shedding a side-light
+upon her character, that she did not greet him with "Hello,
+Stranger!" However, her manner of salutation appeared perfectly
+satisfactory to West.</p>
+<p>They had the little office to themselves and plenty to talk
+about.</p>
+<p>"Doubtless you got my postals?" he asked.</p>
+<p>"Oh, stacks of them. I spent all one Saturday afternoon pasting
+them in an album as big as this table. They made a perfect fireside
+grand tour for me. What did you like best in all your trip?"</p>
+<p>"I think," said West, turning his handsome blue eyes full upon
+her, "that I like getting back."</p>
+<p>Sharlee laughed. "It's done you a world of good; that's plain,
+anyway. You look ready to remove mountains."</p>
+<p>"Why, I can eat them&mdash;bite their heads off! I feel like a
+fighting-cock who's been starved a shade too long for the good of
+the bystanders."</p>
+<p>He laughed and waved his arms about to signify enormous
+vitality. Sharlee asked if he had been able to make a start yet
+with his new work.</p>
+<p>"You might say," he replied, "that I dived head-first into it
+from the steamer."</p>
+<p>He launched out into eager talk about his hopes for Blaines
+College. In all his wide circle of friends, he knew no one who made
+so sympathetic and intelligent a listener as she. He talked freely,
+lengthily, even egotistically it might have seemed, had they not
+been such good friends and he so sure of her interest.
+Difficulties, it seemed, had already cropped out. He was not sure
+of the temper of his trustees, whom he had called together for an
+informal meeting that morning. Starting to advertise the great
+improvements that had taken place in the college, he had collided
+with the simple fact that no improvements had taken place. Even if
+he privately regarded his own accession in that light, he
+humorously pointed out, he could hardly advertise it, with old Dr.
+Gilfillan, the retired president, living around the corner and
+reading the papers. Again, taking his pencil to make a list of the
+special advantages Blaines had to offer, he was rather forcibly
+struck with the fact that it had no special advantages. But upon
+these and other difficulties, he touched optimistically, as though
+confident that under the right treatment, namely his treatment, all
+would soon yield.</p>
+<p>Sharlee, fired by his gay confidence, mused enthusiastically.
+"It's inspiring to think what can be done! Really, it is no empty
+dream that the number of students might be
+doubled&mdash;quadrupled&mdash;in five years."</p>
+<p>"Do you know," said he, turning his glowing face upon her, "I'm
+not so eager for mere numbers now. That is one point on which my
+views have shifted during my studies this summer. My ideal is no
+longer a very large college&mdash;at least not necessarily
+large&mdash;but a college of the very highest standards. A
+distinguished faculty of recognized authorities in their several
+lines; an earnest student body, large if you can get them, but
+always made of picked men admitted on the strictest terms; degrees
+recognized all over the country as an unvarying badge of the
+highest scholarship&mdash;these are what I shall strive for. My
+ultimate ambition," said Charles Gardiner West, dreamily, "is to
+make of Blaines College an institution like the University of
+Paris."</p>
+<p>He sprang up presently with great contrition, part real, part
+mock, over having absorbed so much of the honest tax-payer's
+property, the Departmental time. No, he could not be induced to
+appropriate a moment more; he was going to run on up the street and
+call on Colonel Cowles.</p>
+<p>"How is the old gentleman, anyway?"</p>
+<p>"His spirits," said Sharlee, "were never better, and he is
+working like a horse. But I'm afraid the dear is beginning to feel
+his years a little."</p>
+<p>"He's nearly seventy, you know. By the bye, what ever became of
+that young helper you and I unloaded on him last year&mdash;the
+queer little man with the queer little name?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee saw that President West had entirely forgotten their
+conversation six months before, when he had promised to protect
+this same young helper from Colonel Cowles and the <i>Post</i>
+directors. She smiled indulgently at this evidence of the
+absent-mindedness of the great.</p>
+<p>"Became of him! Why, you're going to make him regular assistant
+editor at your directors' meeting next month."</p>
+<p>"Are we, though! I had it in the back of my head that he was
+fired early in the summer."</p>
+<p>"Well, you see, when he saw the axe descending, he pulled off a
+little revolution all by himself and all of a sudden learned to
+write. Make the Colonel tell you about it."</p>
+<p>"I'm not surprised," said West. "I told you last winter, you
+know, that I believed in that boy. Great heavens! It's glorious to
+be back in this old town again!"</p>
+<p>He went down the broad steps of the Capitol, and out the winding
+white walkway through the park. Nearly everybody he met stopped him
+with a friendly greeting and a welcome home. He walked the shady
+path with his light stick swinging, his eyes seeing, not an arch of
+tangible trees, but the shining vista which dreamers call the
+Future.... He stood upon a platform, fronting a vast white meadow
+of upturned faces. He was speaking to this meadow, his theme being
+"Education and the Rise of the Masses," and the people, displaying
+an enthusiasm rare at lectures upon such topics, roared their
+approval as he shot at them great terse truths, the essence of wide
+reading and profound wisdom put up in pellets of pungent epigram.
+He rose at a long dinner-table, so placed that as he stood his eye
+swept down rows upon rows of other long tables, where the diners
+had all pushed back their chairs to turn and look at him. His words
+were honeyed, of a magic compelling power, so that as he reached
+his peroration, aged magnates could not be restrained from
+producing fountain-pen and check-book; he saw them pushing aside
+coffee-cups to indite rows of o's of staggering length. Blaines
+College now tenanted a new home on a grassy knoll outside the city.
+The single ramshackle barn which had housed the institution prior
+to the coming of President West was replaced by a cluster of noble
+edifices of classic marble. The president sat in his handsome
+office, giving an audience to a delegation of world-famous
+professors from the University of Paris. They had been dispatched
+by the French nation to study his methods on the ground.</p>
+<p>"Why, <i>hello</i>, Colonel! Bless your heart, I <i>am</i> glad
+to see you, sir...."</p>
+<p>Colonel Cowles, looking up from his ancient seat, gave an
+exclamation of surprise and pleasure. He welcomed the young man
+affectionately. West sat down, and once more pen-sketched his
+travels and his plans for Blaines College. He was making a second,
+or miniature, grand tour that afternoon, regreeting all his
+friends, and was thus compelled to tell his story many times; but
+his own interest in it appeared ever fresh. For Blaines he asked and
+was promised the kindly offices of the Post.</p>
+<p>The Colonel, in his turn, gave a brief account of his
+vacationless summer, of his daily work, of the progress of the
+<i>Post's</i> Policies.</p>
+<p>"I hear," said West, "that that little scientist I made you a
+present of last year has made a ten-strike."</p>
+<p>"Queed? An extraordinary thing," said the Colonel, relighting
+his cigar. "I was on the point of discharging him, you remember,
+with the hearty approval of the directors. His stuff was dismal,
+abysmal, and hopeless. One day he turned around and began handing
+in stuff of a totally different kind. First-rate, some of it. I
+thought at first that he must be hiring somebody to do it for him.
+Did you see the paper while you were away?"</p>
+<p>"Very irregularly, I'm sorry to say."</p>
+<p>"Quite on his own hook, the boy turned up one day with an
+article on the Centre Street 'mashers' that was a screamer. You
+know what that situation was&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Yes, yes."</p>
+<p>"I had for some time had it in mind to tackle it myself. The
+fact was that we were developing a class of boy Don Juans that were
+a black disgrace to the city. It was a rather unpleasant subject,
+but this young man handled it with much tact, as well as with
+surprising vigor and ability. His improvement seemed to date from
+right there. I encouraged him to follow up his first effort, and he
+wrote a strong series which attracted attention all through the
+State, and has already brought about decided improvement."</p>
+<p>"Splendid! You know," said West, "the first time I ever looked
+at that boy, I was sure he had the stuff in him."</p>
+<p>"Then you are a far keener observer than I. However, the nature
+of the man seems to be undergoing some subtle change, a curious
+kind of expansion&mdash;I don't remember anything like it in my
+experience. A more indefatigable worker I never saw, and if he goes
+on this way.... Well, God moves in a mysterious way. It's a delight
+to see you again, Gardiner. Take supper with me at the club, won't
+you? I feel lonely and grown old, as the poet says."</p>
+<p>West accepted, and presently departed on his happy round. The
+Colonel glanced at his watch; it was 3.30 o'clock, and he fell
+industriously to work again. On the stroke of four, as usual, the
+door of the adjoining office opened, and he heard his assistant
+enter and seat himself at the new desk recently provided for him.
+Another half-hour passed, and the Colonel, putting a double
+cross-mark at the bottom of his paper&mdash;that being how you
+write "Finis" on the press&mdash;raised his head.</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed."</p>
+<p>"Yes."</p>
+<p>The connecting door opened, and the young man walked in. His
+chief eyed him thoughtfully.</p>
+<p>"Young man, you have picked up a complexion like a professional
+beauty's. What is your secret?"</p>
+<p>"I daresay it is exercise. I have just walked out to Kern's
+Castle and back."</p>
+<p>"H'm. Five miles if it's a step."</p>
+<p>"And a half. I do it&mdash;twice a week&mdash;in an hour and
+seven minutes."</p>
+<p>The Colonel thought of his own over-rubicund cheek and sighed.
+"Well, whom or what do you wish to crucify to-morrow?"</p>
+<p>"I am at your orders there."</p>
+<p>"Have you examined Deputy Clerk Folsom's reply to Councilman
+Hannigan's charge? What do you think of it?"</p>
+<p>"I think it puts Hannigan in a very awkward position."</p>
+<p>"I agree with you. Suppose you seek to show that to the city in
+half a column."</p>
+<p>Queed bowed. "I may, perhaps, remind you, Colonel, of the
+meeting in New York to-morrow to prepare for the celebration of the
+Darwin centennial. If you desired I should be glad to prepare,
+apropos of this, a brief monograph telling in a light, popular way
+what Darwin did for the world."</p>
+<p>"And what did Darwin do for the world?"</p>
+<p>The grave young man made a large grave gesture which indicated
+the immensity of Darwin's doings for the world.</p>
+<p>"Which topic do you prefer to handle&mdash;Folsom on Hannigan,
+or what Darwin did for the world?"</p>
+<p>"I think," said Queed, "that I should prefer to handle
+both."</p>
+<p>"Ten people will read Hannigan to one who reads Darwin."</p>
+<p>"Don't you think that it is the <i>Post's</i> business to reduce
+that proportion?"</p>
+<p>"Take them both," said the Colonel presently. "But always
+remember this: the great People are more interested in a cat-fight
+at the corner of Seventh and Centre Streets than they are in the
+greatest exploit of the greatest scientific theorist that ever
+lived."</p>
+<p>"I will remember what you say, Colonel."</p>
+<p>"I want you," resumed Colonel Cowles, "to take supper with me at
+the club. Not to-night&mdash;I'm engaged. Shall we say to-morrow
+night, at seven?"</p>
+<p>Queed accepted without perceptible hesitation. Some time had
+passed since he became aware that the Colonel had somehow
+insinuated himself into that list of friends which had halted so
+long at Tim and Murphy Queed. Besides, he had a genuine,
+unscientific desire to see what a real club looked like inside. So
+far, his knowledge of clubs was absolutely confined to the Mercury
+Athletic Association, B. Klinker, President.</p>
+<p>The months of May, June, July, and August had risen and died
+since Queed, threshing out great questions through the still
+watches of the night, had resolved to give a modified scheme of
+life a tentative and experimental trial. He had kept this
+resolution, according to his wont. Probably his first liking for
+Colonel Cowles dated back to the very beginning of this period. It
+might be traced to the day when the precariously-placed assistant
+had submitted his initial article on the thesis his friend Buck had
+given him&mdash;the first article in all his life that the little
+Doctor had ever dipped warm out of human life. This momentous
+composition he had brought and laid upon the Colonel's desk, as
+usual; but he did not follow his ancient custom by instantly
+vanishing toward the Scriptorium. Instead he stuck fast in the
+sanctum, not pretending to look at an encyclopedia or out of the
+window as another man might have done, but standing rigid on the
+other side of the table, gaze glued upon the perusing Colonel.
+Presently the old editor looked up.</p>
+<p>"Did you write this?"</p>
+<p>"Yes. Why not?"</p>
+<p>"It's about as much like your usual style as my style is like
+Henry James's."</p>
+<p>"You don't consider it a good editorial, then?"</p>
+<p>"You have not necessarily drawn the correct inference from my
+remark. I consider it an excellent editorial. In fact&mdash;I shall
+make it my leader to-morrow morning. But that has nothing to do
+with how you happen to be using a style exactly the reverse of your
+own."</p>
+<p>Queed had heaved a great sigh. The article occupied three pages
+of copy-paper in a close handwriting, and represented sixteen
+hours' work. Its author had rewritten it eleven times, incessantly
+referring to his text-book, the files of the <i>Post</i>, and
+subjecting each phrase to the most gruelling examination before
+finally admitting it to the perfect structure. However, it seemed
+no use to bore one's employer with details such as these.</p>
+<p>"I have been doing a little studying of late&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Under excellent masters, it seems. Now this phrase, 'the
+ultimate reproach and the final infamy"&mdash;the Colonel
+unconsciously smacked his lips over it&mdash;"why, sir, it sounds
+like one of my own."</p>
+<p>Queed started.</p>
+<p>"If you must know, it is one of your own. You used it on October
+26, 1900, during, as you will recall, the closing days of the
+presidential campaign."</p>
+<p>The Colonel stared at him, bewildered.</p>
+<p>"I decided to learn editorial-writing&mdash;as the term is
+understood," Queed reluctantly explained. "Therefore, I have been
+sitting up till two o'clock in the mornings, studying the files of
+the <i>Post</i>, to see exactly how you did it."</p>
+<p>The Colonel's gaze gradually softened. "You might have been
+worse employed; I compliment and congratulate you," said he; and
+then added: "Whether you have really caught the idea and mastered
+the technique or not, it is too soon to say. But I'll say frankly
+that this article is worth more to me than everything else that
+you've written for the <i>Post</i> put together."</p>
+<p>"I am&mdash;ahem&mdash;gratified that you are pleased with
+it."</p>
+<p>The Colonel, whose glance had gone out of the window, swung
+around in his chair and smote the table a testy blow.</p>
+<p>"For the Lord's sake," he exploded, "get some heat in you!
+Squirt some color into your way of looking at things! Be kind and
+good-natured in your heart&mdash;just as I am at this
+moment&mdash;but for heaven's sake learn to write as if you were
+mad, and only kept from yelling by phenomenal will-power."</p>
+<p>This was in early May. Many other talks upon the art of
+editorial writing did the two have, as the days went. The Colonel,
+mystified but pleased by revelations of actuality and life in his
+heretofore too-embalmed assistant, found an increasing interest in
+developing him. Here was a youth, with the qualities of potential
+great valuableness, and the wise editor, as soon as this appeared,
+gave him his chance by calling him off the fields of taxation and
+currency and assigning him to topics plucked alive from the day's
+news.</p>
+<p>On the fatal 15th of May, the Colonel told Queed merely that the
+<i>Post</i> desired his work as long as it showed such promise as
+it now showed. That was all the talk about the dismissal that ever
+took place between them. The Colonel was no believer in fulsome
+praise for the young. But to others he talked more freely, and this
+was how it happened that the daughter of his old friend John
+Randolph Weyland knew that Mr. Queed was slated for an early march
+upstairs.</p>
+<p>For Queed the summer had been a swift and immensely busy one. To
+write editorials that have a relation with everyday life, it
+gradually became clear to him that the writer must himself have
+some such relation. In June the Mercury Athletic Association had
+been thoroughly reorganized and rejuvenated, and regular meets were
+held every Saturday night. At Trainer Klinker's command, Queed had
+resolutely permitted himself to be inducted into the Mercury;
+moreover, he made it a point of honor to attend the Saturday night
+functions, where he had the ideal chance to match his physical
+competence against that of other men. Early in the sessions at the
+gymnasium, Buck had introduced his pupil to boxing-glove and
+punching-bag, his own special passions, and now his orders ran that
+the Doc should put on the gloves with any of the Mercuries that
+were willing. Most of the Mercuries were willing, and on these
+early Saturday nights, Stark's rocked with the falls of Dr. Queed.
+But under Klinker's stern discipline, he was already acquiring
+something like a form. By midsummer he had gained a small
+reputation for scientific precision buttressed by invincible
+inability to learn when he was licked, and autumn found many of the
+Mercuries decidedly less Barkis-like than of old.</p>
+<p>Queed lived now in the glow of perfect physical health, a very
+different thing, as Fifi had once pointed out, from merely not
+feeling sick. In the remarkable development that his body was
+undergoing, he had found an unexpected pride. But the Mercury,
+though he hardly realized it at the time, was useful to him in a
+bigger way than bodily improvement.</p>
+<p>Here he met young men who were most emphatically in touch with
+life. They treated him as an equal with reference to his waxing
+muscular efficiency, and with some respect as regards his
+journalistic connection. "Want you to shake hands with the editor
+of the <i>Post</i>," so kindly Buck would introduce him. After the
+bouts or the "exhibition" of a Saturday, there was always a smoker,
+and in the highly instructed and expert talk of his club-mates the
+Doctor learned many things that were to be of value to him later
+on. Some of the Mercuries, besides their picturesque general
+knowledge, knew much more about city politics than ever got into
+the papers. There was Jimmy Wattrous, for example, already rising
+into fame as Plonny Neal's most promising lieutenant. Jimmy bared
+his heart with the Mercuries, and was particularly friendly with
+the representative of the great power which moulds public opinion.
+Now and then, Neal himself looked in, Plonny, the great boss, who
+was said to hold the city in the hollow of his hand. Many an
+editorial that surprised and pleased Colonel Cowles was born in
+that square room back of Stark's.</p>
+<p>And all these things took time ... took time.... And there were
+nights when Queed woke wide-eyed with cold sweat on his brow and
+the cold fear in his heart that he and posterity were being
+cheated, that he was making an irretrievable and ghastly
+blunder.</p>
+<p>Desperate months were May, June, and July for the little Doctor.
+In all this time he never once put his own pencil to his own paper.
+Manuscript and Schedule lay locked together in a drawer, toward
+which he could never bear to glance. Thirteen hours a day he gave
+to the science of editorial writing; two hours a day to the science
+of physical culture; one hour a day (computed average) to the
+science of Human Intercourse; but to the Science of Sciences never
+an hour on never a day. The rest was food and sleep. Such was his
+life for three months; a life that would have been too horrible to
+contemplate, had it not been that in all of his new sciences he
+uncovered a growing personal interest which kept him constantly
+astonished at himself.</p>
+<p>By the end of June he found it safe to give less and less time
+to the study of editorial paradigms, for he had the technique at
+his fingers' ends; and so he gave more and more time to the
+amassment of material. For he had made a magnificent boast, and he
+never had much idea of permitting it to turn out empty, for all his
+nights of torturing misgivings. He read enormously with expert
+facility and a beautifully trained memory; read history, biography,
+memoirs, war records, old newspapers, old speeches, councilmanic
+proceedings, departmental reports&mdash;everything he could lay his
+hands on that promised capital for an editorial writer in that city
+and that State. By the end of July he felt that he could slacken up
+here, too, having pretty well exhausted the field, and the first
+day of August&mdash;red-letter day in the annals of
+science&mdash;saw him unlock the sacred drawer with a close-set
+face. And now the Schedule, so long lapsed, was reinstated, with
+Four Hours a Day segregated to Magnum Opus. A pitiful little step
+at reconstruction, perhaps, but still a step. And henceforth every
+evening, between 9.30 and 1.30, Dr. Queed sat alone in his
+Scriptorium and embraced his love.</p>
+<p>Insensibly summer faded into autumn, and still the science of
+Human Intercourse was faithfully practiced. The Paynter parlor knew
+Queed not infrequently in these days, where he could sometimes be
+discovered not merely suffering, but encouraging, Major Brooke to
+talk to him of his victories over the Republicans in 1870-75. Nor
+was he a stranger to Nicolovius's sitting-room, having made it an
+iron-clad rule with himself to accept one out of every two
+invitations to that charming cloister. After all, there might be
+something to learn from both the Major's fiery reminiscences and
+the old professor's cultured talk. He himself, he found, tended
+naturally toward silence. Listeners appeared to be needed in a
+world where the supply of talkers exceeded the demand. The telling
+of humorous anecdote he had definitely excided from his creed. It
+did not appear needed of him; and he was sure that the author of
+his creed would himself have authorized him to drop it. He never
+missed Fifi now, according to the way of this world, but he thought
+of her sometimes, which is all that anybody has a right to expect.
+Miss Weyland he had not seen since the day Fifi died. Mrs. Paynter
+had been away all summer, a firm spinster cousin coming in from the
+country to run the boarders, and the landlady's agent came to the
+house no more. Buck Klinket he saw incessantly; he was the first
+person in the world, probably, that the little Doctor had ever
+really liked. It was Buck who suggested to his pupil, in October, a
+particularly novel experience for his soul's unfolding, which
+Queed, though failing to adopt it, sometimes dandled before his
+mind's eye with a kind of horrified fascination, viz: the taking of
+Miss Miller to the picture shows.</p>
+<p>But the bulk of his time this autumn was still going to his work
+on the <i>Post</i>. With ever fresh wonderment, he faced the fact
+that this work, first taken up solely to finance the Scriptorium,
+and next enlarged to satisfy a most irrational instinct, was
+growing slowly but surely upon his personal interest. Certainly the
+application of a new science to a new set of practical conditions
+was stimulating to his intellect; the panorama of problems whipped
+out daily by the telegraph had a warmth and immediateness wanting
+to the abstractions of closet philosophy. Queed's articles lacked
+the Colonel's expert fluency, his loose but telling vividness, his
+faculty for broad satire which occasionally set the whole city
+laughing. On the other hand, they displayed an exact knowledge of
+fact, a breadth of study and outlook, and a habit of plumbing
+bottom on any and all subjects which critical minds found wanting
+in the Colonel's delightful discourses. And nowadays the young
+man's articles were constantly reaching a higher and higher level
+of readability. Not infrequently they attracted public comment, not
+only, indeed not oftenest, inside the State. Queed knew what it was
+to be quoted in that identical New York newspaper from whose pages,
+so popular for wrapping around pork chops, he had first picked out
+his letters.</p>
+<p>Of these things the honorable <i>Post</i> directors were not
+unmindful. They met on October 10, and upon Colonel Cowles's
+cordial recommendation, named Mr. Queed assistant editor of the
+<i>Post</i> at a salary of fifteen hundred dollars per annum. And
+Mr. Queed accepted the appointment without a moment's
+hesitation.</p>
+<p>So far, then, the magnificent boast had been made good. The
+event fell on a Saturday. The Sunday was sunny, windy, and crisp.
+Free for the day and regardful of the advantages of open-air
+pedestrianism, the new assistant editor put on his hat from the
+dinner-table and struck for the open country. He rambled far, over
+trails strange to him, and came up short, about 4.30 in the
+afternoon, in a grove of immemorial pines which he instantly
+remembered to have seen before.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XVII" id="XVII"></a>XVII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>A Remeeting in a Cemetery: the Unglassed Queed who loafed on
+Rustic Bridges; of the Consequences of failing to tell a Lady that
+you hope to see her again soon.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Fifi's grave had long since lost its first terrible look of bare
+newness. Grass grew upon it in familiar ways. Rose-bushes that
+might have stood a lifetime nodded over it by night and by day.
+Already "the minute grey lichens, plate o'er plate," were
+"softening down the crisp-cut name and date"; and the winds of
+winter and of summer blew over a little mound that had made itself
+at home in the still city of the dead.</p>
+<p>Green was the turf above Fifi, sweet the peacefulness of her
+little churchyard. Her cousin Sharlee, who had loved her well,
+disposed her flowers tenderly, and stood awhile in reverie of the
+sort which the surroundings so irresistibly invited. But the
+schedules of even electric car-lines are inexorable; and presently
+she saw from a glance at her watch that she must turn her face back
+to the city of the living.</p>
+<p>On the little rustic bridge a hundred yards away, a man was
+standing, with rather the look of having stopped at just that
+minute. From a distance Sharlee's glance swept him lightly; she saw
+that she did not know him; and not fancying his frank stare, she
+drew near and stepped upon the bridge with a splendid
+unconsciousness of his presence. But just when she was safely by,
+her ears were astonished by his voice speaking her name.</p>
+<p>"How do you do, Miss Weyland?"</p>
+<p>She turned, surprised by a familiar note in the deep tones,
+looked, and&mdash;yes, there could be no doubt of it&mdash;it
+was&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed! Why, <i>how</i> do you do!"</p>
+<p>They shook hands. He removed his hat for the process, doing it
+with a certain painstaking precision which betrayed want of
+familiarity with the engaging rite.</p>
+<p>"I haven't seen you for a long time," said Sharlee brightly.</p>
+<p>The dear, old remark&mdash;the moss-covered remark that hung in
+the well! How on earth could we live without it? In behalf of
+Sharlee, however, some excuses can be urged; for, remembering the
+way she had talked to Mr. Queed once on the general subject of
+failures, she found herself struggling against a most absurd sense
+of embarrassment.</p>
+<p>"No," replied Queed, replacing his hat as though following from
+memory the diagram in a book of etiquette. He added, borrowing one
+of the Colonel's favorite expressions, "I hope you are very
+well."</p>
+<p>"Yes, indeed.... I'm so glad you spoke to me, for to tell you
+the truth, I never, never should have known you if you hadn't."</p>
+<p>"You think that I've changed? Well," said he, gravely, "I ought
+to have. You might say that I've given five months to it."</p>
+<p>"You've changed enormously."</p>
+<p>She examined with interest this new Mr. Queed who loafed on
+rustic bridges, five miles from a Sociology, and halled passing
+ladies on his own motion. He appeared, indeed, decidedly
+altered.</p>
+<p>In the first place, he looked decidedly bigger, and, to come at
+once to the fact, he was. For Klinker's marvelous exercises for all
+parts of the body had done more than add nineteen pounds to his
+weight, and deepen his chest, and broaden his shoulders. They had
+pulled and tugged at the undeveloped tissues until they had
+actually added a hard-won three-quarters of an inch to his height.
+The stoop was gone, and instead of appearing rather a small man,
+Mr. Queed now looked full middle-height or above. He wore a
+well-made suit of dark blue, topped by a correct derby. His hair
+was cut trim, his color was excellent, and, last miracle of all, he
+wore no spectacles. It was astonishing but true. The beautiful
+absence of these round disfigurements brought into new prominence a
+pair of grayish eyes which did not look so very professorial, after
+all.</p>
+<p>But what Sharlee liked best about this unglassed and unscienced
+Mr. Queed was his entire absence of any self-consciousness in
+regard to her. When he told her that Easter Monday night that he
+cheerfully took his turn on the psychological operating-table,
+an&aelig;sthetics barred, and no mercy asked or given, it appeared
+that he, alone among men, really meant it.</p>
+<p>Under the tiny bridge, a correspondingly tiny brook purled
+without surcease, its heart set upon somewhere finding the sea.
+Over their heads a glorious maple was taking off its coat of many
+colors in the wind. Sharlee put back a small hand into a large muff
+and said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"At church this morning I saw Colonel Cowles. He told me about
+you. I don't know how you look at it, but I think you're a subject
+for the heartiest congratulations. So here are mine."</p>
+<p>"The men at the Mercury were pleased, too," mused Mr. Queed,
+looking out over the landscape. "Do you ever read my articles
+now?"</p>
+<p>"For many years," said Sharlee, evasively, "I have always read
+the <i>Post</i> from cover to cover. It's been to me like those
+books you see in the advertisements and nowhere else. Grips the
+reader from the start, and she cannot lay it down till the last
+page is turned."</p>
+<p>A brief smile appeared in the undisguised eyes. "Do you notice
+any distinctions now between me and the Encyclopedia
+Britannica?"</p>
+<p>"Unless you happen to refer to Lombroso or Buckle or Aristotle
+or Plato," said Sharlee, not noticing the smile, "I never know
+whether it's your article or Colonel Cowles's. Do you mind walking
+on? It's nearly time for my car."</p>
+<p>"A year ago," said he, "I certainly should not have liked that.
+I do now, since it means that I have succeeded in what I set out to
+do. I've thought a good deal about that tired bricklayer this
+summer," he went on, quite unembarrassed. "By the way, I know one
+personally now: Timrod Burns, of the Mercury. Only I can't say that
+I ever saw Timmy tired."</p>
+<p>Down the woodland path they passed side by side, headed for the
+little station known as Stop 11. Sharlee was pleased that he had
+remembered about the bricklayer; she could have been persuaded that
+his remark was vaguely intended to convey some sort of thanks to
+her. But saying no more of this, she made it possible to introduce
+casually a reference to his vanished glasses.</p>
+<p>"Yes," said he, "I knocked them off the bureau and broke them
+one day. So I just let them go. They were rather striking-looking
+glasses, I always thought. I don't believe I ever saw another pair
+quite like them."</p>
+<p>"But," said Sharlee, puzzled, "do you find that you can see
+perfectly well without them?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes; if anything, better." He paused, and added with entire
+seriousness: "You see those spectacles, striking-looking as they
+were, were only window-glass. I bought them at a ten-cent store on
+Sixth Avenue when I was twelve years old."</p>
+<p>"Oh! What made you do that?"</p>
+<p>"All the regulars at the Astor Library wore them. At the time it
+seemed to be the thing to do, and of course they soon became second
+nature to me. But I daresay no one ever had a sounder pair of eyes
+than I."</p>
+<p>To Sharlee this seemed one of the most pathetic of all his
+confidences; she offered no comment.</p>
+<p>"You were in the churchyard," stated Mr. Queed. "I was there
+just ahead of you. I was struck with that motto or text on the
+headstone, and shall look it up when I get home. I have been making
+a more careful study of your Bible this autumn and have found it
+exceptionally interesting. You, I suppose, subscribe to all the
+tenets of the Christian faith?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee hesitated. "I'm not sure that I can answer that with a
+direct yes, and I <i>will</i> not answer it with any sort of no. So
+I'll say that I believe in them all, modified a little in places to
+satisfy my reason."</p>
+<p>"Ah, they are subject to modification, then?"</p>
+<p>"Certainly. Aren't you? Am not I? Whatever is alive is subject
+to modification. These doctrines," said she, "are evolving because
+they have the principle of life in them."</p>
+<p>"So you are an evolutionist?"</p>
+<p>"The expert in evolutionary sociology will hardly quarrel with
+me for that."</p>
+<p>"The expert in evolutionary sociology deals with social
+organisms, nations, the human race. Your Bible deals with Smith,
+Brown, and Jones."</p>
+<p>"Well, what are your organisms and nations but collections of my
+Smiths, Browns, and Joneses? My Bible deals with individuals
+because there is nothing else to deal with. The individual
+conscience is the beginning of everything."</p>
+<p>"Ah! So you would found your evolution of humanity upon the
+increasing operation of what you call conscience?"</p>
+<p>"Probably I would not give <i>all</i> the credit to what I call
+conscience. Probably I'd give some of it to what I call
+intellect."</p>
+<p>"In that case you would almost certainly fall into a fatal
+error."</p>
+<p>"Why, don't you consider that the higher the intellectual
+development the higher the type?"</p>
+<p>"Suppose we go more slowly," said Mr. Queed, intently plucking a
+dead bough from an overhanging young oak.</p>
+<p>"How do you go about measuring a type? When you speak of a high
+type, exactly what do you mean?"</p>
+<p>"When I speak of a high type," said Sharlee, who really did not
+know exactly what she meant, "I will merely say that I mean a type
+that is high&mdash;lofty, you know&mdash;towering over other
+types."</p>
+<p>She flaunted a gloved hand to suggest infinite altitude.</p>
+<p>"You ought to mean," he said patiently, "a type which most
+successfully sketches the civilization of the future, a type best
+fitted to dominate and survive. Now you have only to glance at
+history to see that intellectual supremacy is no guarantee whatever
+of such a type."</p>
+<p>"Oh, Mr. Queed, I don't know about that."</p>
+<p>"Then I will convince you," said he. "Look at the
+French&mdash;the most brilliant nation intellectually among all the
+European peoples. Where are they in the race to-day? The
+evolutionist sees in them familiar symptoms of a retrogression
+which rarely ends but in one way. Look at the Greeks. Every
+schoolboy knows that the Greeks were vastly the intellectual
+superiors of any dominant people of to-day. An anthropologist of
+standing assures us that the intellectual interval separating the
+Greek of the Periclean age from the modern Anglo-Saxon is as great
+as the interval between the Anglo-Saxon and the African savage.
+Point to a man alive to-day who is the intellectual peer of
+Aristotle, Plato, or Socrates. Yet where are the Greeks? What did
+their exalted intellectual equipment do to save them in the
+desperate struggle for the survival of the fittest? The Greeks of
+to-day are selling fruit at corner stands; Plato's descendants
+shine the world's shoes. They live to warn away the most casual
+evolutionist from the theory that intellectual supremacy
+necessarily means supremacy of type. Where, then, you may ask, does
+lie the principle of triumphant evolution? Here we stand at the
+innermost heart of every social scheme. Let us glance a moment,"
+said Mr. Queed, "at Man, as we see him first emerging from the dark
+hinterlands of history."</p>
+<p>So, walking through the sweet autumn woods with the one girl he
+knew in all the world&mdash;barring only Miss Miller&mdash;Queed
+spoke heartily of the rise and fall of peoples and the destiny of
+man. Thus conversing, they came out of the woods and stood upon the
+platform of the rudimentary station.</p>
+<p>The line ran here on an elevation, disappearing in the curve of
+a heavy cut two hundred yards further north. In front the ground
+fell sharply and rolled out in a vast green meadow, almost treeless
+and level as a mill-pond. Far off on the horizon rose the blue haze
+of a range of foothills, upon which the falling sun momentarily
+stood, like a gold-piece edge-up on a table. Nearer, to their
+right, was a strip of uncleared woods, a rainbow of reds and pinks.
+Through the meadow ran a little stream, such as a boy of ten could
+leap; for the instant it stood fire-red under the sun.</p>
+<p>Sharlee, obtaining the floor for a moment, asked Queed how his
+own work had been going. He told her that in one sense it had not
+been going at all: not a chapter written from May to September.</p>
+<p>"However," he said, with an unclouded face, "I am now giving six
+hours a day to it. And it is just as well to go slow. The smallest
+error of angle at the centre means a tremendous going astray at the
+circumference. I&mdash;ahem&mdash;do not feel that my summer has
+been wasted, by any means. You follow me? It is worth some delay to
+be doubly sure that I put down no plus signs as minuses."</p>
+<p>"Yes, of course. How beautiful that is out there, isn't it?"</p>
+<p>His eyes followed hers over the sunset spaces. "No, it is too
+quiet, too monotonous. If there must be scenery, let it have some
+originality and character. You yourself are very beautiful, I
+think."</p>
+<p>Sharlee started, almost violently, and colored perceptibly. If a
+text-book in differential calculus, upon the turning of a page, had
+thrown problems to the winds and begun gibbering purple poems of
+passion, she could not have been more completely taken aback.
+However, there was no mistaking the utter and veracious
+impersonality of his tone.</p>
+<p>"Oh, do you think so? I'm very glad, because I'm afraid not many
+people do...."</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed remained silent. So far, so good; the conversation
+stood in a position eminently and scientifically correct; but
+Sharlee could not for the life of her forbear to add: "But I had no
+idea you ever noticed people's looks."</p>
+<p>"So far as I remember, I never did before. I think it was the
+appearance of your eyes as you looked out over the plain that
+attracted my attention. Then, looking closer, I noticed that you
+are beautiful."</p>
+<p>The compliment was so unique and perfect that another touch
+could only spoil it. Sharlee immediately changed the subject.</p>
+<p>"Oh, Mr. Queed, has the Department you or Colonel Cowles to
+thank for the editorial about the reformatory this morning?"</p>
+<p>"Both of us. He suggested it and I wrote it. So you really
+cannot tell us apart?"</p>
+<p>She shook her head. "All this winter we shall work preparing the
+State's mind for this institution, convincing it so thoroughly that
+when the legislature meets again, it simply will not dare to refuse
+us. When I mention we and us, understand that I am speaking to you
+Departmentally. After that there are ten thousand other things that
+we want to do. But everything is so immortally slow! We are not
+allowed to raise our fingers without a hundred years' war first.
+Don't you ever wish for money&mdash;oceans and oceans of lovely
+money?"</p>
+<p>"Good heavens, no!"</p>
+<p>"I do. I'd pepper this State with institutions. Did you know,"
+she said sweetly, "that I once had quite a little pot of money?
+When I was one month old."</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Queed, "I knew. In fact, I had not been here a week
+before I heard of Henry G. Surface. Major Brooke speaks of him
+constantly, Colonel Cowles occasionally. Do you," he asked, "care
+much about that?"</p>
+<p>"Well," said Sharlee, gently, "I'm glad my father never
+knew."</p>
+<p>From half a mile away, behind the bellying woodland, a faint
+hoot served notice that the city-bound car was sweeping rapidly
+toward them. It was on the tip of Queed's tongue to remind Miss
+Weyland that, in the case of Fifi, she had taken the ground that
+the dead did know what was going on upon earth. But he did not do
+so. The proud way in which she spoke of <i>my father</i> threw
+another thought uppermost in his mind.</p>
+<p>"Miss Weyland," he said abruptly, "I made a&mdash;confidence to
+you, of a personal nature, the first time I ever talked with you. I
+did not, it is true, ask you to regard it as a confidence,
+but&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I know," interrupted Sharlee, hurriedly. "But of course I
+<i>have</i> regarded it in that way, and have never spoken of it to
+anybody."</p>
+<p>"Thank you. That was what I wished to say."</p>
+<p>If Sharlee had wanted to measure now the difference that she saw
+in Mr. Queed, she could have done it by the shyness that they both
+felt in approaching a topic they had once handled with the easiest
+simplicity. She was glad of his sensitiveness; it became him better
+than his early callousness. Sharlee wore a suit of black-and-gray
+pin-checks, and it was very excellently tailored; for if she
+purchased but two suits a year, she invariably paid money to have
+them made by one who knew how. Her hat was of the kind that other
+girls study with cool diligence, while feigning engrossment in the
+conversation; and, repairing to their milliners, give orders for
+accurate copies of it. From it floated a silky-looking veil of
+gray-white, which gave her face that airy, cloud-like setting that
+photographers of the baser sort so passionately admire. The place
+was as windy as Troy; from far on the ringing plains the breeze
+raced and fell upon this veil, ceaselessly kicking it here and
+there, in a way that would have driven a strong man lunatic in
+seven minutes. Sharlee, though a slim girl and no stronger than
+another, remained entirely unconscious of the behavior of the veil;
+long familiarity had bred contempt for its boisterous play; and,
+with her eyes a thousand miles away, she was wishing with her whole
+heart that she dared ask Mr. Queed a question.</p>
+<p>Whereupon, like her marionette that she worked by a string, he
+opened his mouth and gravely answered her.</p>
+<p>"I have three theories about my father. One is that he is an
+eccentric psychologist with peculiar, not to say extraordinary,
+ideas about the bringing up of children. Another is that because of
+his own convenience or circumstances, he does not care to own me as
+I am now. The third is that because of my convenience or
+circumstances, he thinks that I may not care to own him as he is
+now. I have never heard of or from him since the letter I showed
+you, nearly nine months ago. I rather incline to the opinion," he
+said, "that my father is dead."</p>
+<p>"If he isn't," said Sharlee, gently, as the great car whizzed up
+and stopped with a jerk, "I am very sure that you are to find him
+some day. If he hadn't meant that, he would never have asked you to
+come all the way from New York to settle here&mdash;do you think
+so?"</p>
+<p>"Do you know," said Mr. Queed&mdash;so absorbedly as to leave
+her to clamber up the car steps without assistance&mdash;"if I
+subscribed to the tenets of your religion, I might believe that my
+father was merely a mythical instrument of Providence&mdash;a
+tradition created out of air <i>just to bring me down
+here</i>."</p>
+<p>"Why," said Sharlee, looking down from the tall platform, as the
+car whizzed and buzzed and slowly started, "aren't you
+<i>coming</i>?"</p>
+<p>"No, I'm walking," said Mr. Queed, and remembered at the last
+moment to pluck off his glistening new derby.</p>
+<p>Thus they parted, almost precipitately, and, for all of him,
+might never have met again in this world. Half a mile up the road,
+it came to the young man that their farewell had lacked that final
+word of ceremony to which he now aspired. To those who called at
+his office, to the men he met at the sign of the Mercury, even to
+Nicolovius when he betook himself from the lamp-lit sitting-room,
+it was his carefully attained habit to say: "I hope to see you
+again soon." He meant the hope, with these, only in the most
+general and perfunctory sense. Why, then, had he omitted this civil
+tag and postscript in his parting with Miss Weyland, to whom he
+could have said it&mdash;yes, certainly&mdash;with more than usual
+sincerity? Certainly; he really did hope to see her again soon. For
+she was an intelligent, sensible girl, and knew more about him than
+anybody in the world except Tim Queed.</p>
+<p>Gradually it was borne in upon him that the reason he had failed
+to tell Miss Weyland that he hoped to see her again soon was
+exactly the fact that he did hope to see her again soon. Off his
+guard for this reason, he had fallen into a serious lapse. Looking
+with untrained eyes into the future, he saw no way in which a man
+who had failed to tell a lady that he hoped to see her again soon
+was ever to retrieve his error. It was good-by, Charles Weyland,
+for sure.</p>
+<p>However, Miss Weyland herself resolved all these perplexities by
+appearing at Mrs. Paynter's supper-table before the month was out;
+and this exploit she repeated at least once, and maybe twice,
+during the swift winter that followed.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>On January 14, or February 23, or it might have been March 2,
+Queed unexpectedly reentered the dining-room, toward eight o'clock,
+with the grave announcement that he had a piece of news. Sharlee
+was alone in the room, concluding the post-prandial chores with the
+laying of the Turkey-red cloth. She was in fickle vein this
+evening, as it chanced; and instead of respectfully inquiring the
+nature of his tidings, as was naturally and properly expected of
+her, she received the young man with a fire of breezy
+inconsequentialities which puzzled and annoyed him greatly.</p>
+<p>She admitted, without pressure, that she had been hoping for his
+return; had in fact been dawdling over the duties of the
+dining-room on that very expectation. From there her fancy grew.
+Audaciously she urged his reluctant attention to the number of her
+comings to Mrs. Paynter's in recent months. With an exceedingly
+stagey counterfeit of a downcast eye, she hinted at gossip lately
+arising from public observation of these visits: gossip, namely, to
+the effect that Miss Weyland's ostensible suppings with her aunt
+were neither better nor worse than so many bold calls upon Mr.
+Queed. Her lip quivered alarmingly over such a confession;
+undoubtedly she looked enormously abashed.</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed, for his part, looked highly displeased and more than
+a shade uncomfortable. He annihilated all such foolishness by a
+look and a phrase; observed, in a stately opening, that she would
+hardly trouble to deny empty rumor of this sort, since&mdash;</p>
+<p>"I can't deny it, you see! Because," she interrupted, raising
+her eyes and turning upon him a sudden dazzling yet outrageous
+smile&mdash;"<i>it's true</i>."</p>
+<p>She skipped away, smiling to herself, happily putting things
+away and humming an air. Queed watched her in annoyed silence. His
+adamantine gravity inspired her with an irresistible impulse to
+levity; so the law of averages claimed its innings.</p>
+<p>"While you are thinking up what to say," she rattled on, "might
+I ask your advice on a sociological problem that was just laid
+before me by Laura?"</p>
+<p>"Well," he said impatiently, "who is Laura?"</p>
+<p>"Laura is the loyal negress who cooks the food for Mrs.
+Paynter's bright young men. Her husband first deserted her, next
+had the misfortune to get caught while burgling, and is at present
+doing time, as the saying is. Now a young bright-skin negro desires
+to marry Laura, and speaks in urgent tones of the divorce court.
+Her attitude is more than willing, but she learns that a divorce,
+at the lowest conceivable price, will cost fifteen dollars, and she
+had rather put the money in a suit and bonnet. But a thought no
+larger than a man's hand has crossed her mind, and she said to me
+just now: 'I 'clare, Miss Sharly, it do look like, when you got a
+beau and he want to marry you, and all the time axin' and coaxin'
+an' beggin' you to get a div-o'ce, it do look like <i>he</i> ought
+to pay for the div-o'ce.' Now what answer has your old science to
+give to a real heart problem such as that?"</p>
+<p>"May I ask that you will put the napkins away, or at the least
+remain stationary? It is impossible for me to talk with you while
+you flutter about in this way."</p>
+<p>At last she came and sat down meekly at the table, her hands
+clasped before her in rather a devotional attitude, while he,
+standing, fixed her with his unwavering gaze.</p>
+<p>"I speak to you," he began, uncompromisingly, "as to Mrs.
+Paynter's agent. Professor Nicolovius is going to move in the
+spring and take an apartment or small house. He has invited me to
+share such apartment or house with him."</p>
+<p>"What! But you declined?"</p>
+<p>"On the contrary, I accepted at once."</p>
+<p>Mrs. Paynter's agent was much surprised and interested by this
+news, and said so. "But how in the world," she went on, puzzled,
+"did you make him like you so? I always supposed that he hated
+everybody&mdash;he does me, I know."</p>
+<p>"I believe he does hate everybody but me."</p>
+<p>"Strange&mdash;extraordinary!" said Sharlee, picturing the two
+scholars alone together in their flat, endeavoring to soft-boil
+eggs on one of those little fixtures over the gas.</p>
+<p>"I can see nothing in the least extraordinary in the refusal of
+a cultured gentleman to hate me."</p>
+<p>"I don't mean it that way at all&mdash;not at all! But Professor
+Nicolovius must know cultured gentlemen, congenial roomers, who are
+nearer his own age&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, not necessarily," said Queed, and sat down in the chair by
+her, Major Brooke's chair. "He is a most unsocial sort of
+man,"&mdash;this from the little Doctor!&mdash;"and I doubt if he
+knows anybody better than he knows me. That he knows me so well is
+due solely to the fact that we have been forced on each other three
+times a day for over a year. For the first month or so after I came
+here, we remained entire strangers, I remember, and passed each
+other on the stairs without speaking. Gradually, however, he has
+come to take a great fancy to me."</p>
+<p>"And is that why you are going off to a honeymoon cottage with
+him?"</p>
+<p>"Hardly. I am going because it will be the best sort of
+arrangement for me."</p>
+<p>"Oh!"</p>
+<p>"I will pay, you see," said Queed, "no more than I am paying
+here; for that matter, I have no doubt that I could beat him down
+to five dollars a week, if I cared to do so. In return I shall have
+decidedly greater comforts and conveniences, far greater quiet and
+independence, and complete freedom from interruptions and
+intrusions. The arrangement will be a big gain in several ways for
+me."</p>
+<p>"And have you taken a great fancy to Professor Nicolovius,
+too?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, no!&mdash;not at all. But that has very little to do with
+it. At least he has the great gift of silence."</p>
+<p>Sharlee looked at his absorbed face closely. She thought that
+his head in profile was very fine, though certainly his nose was
+too prominent for beauty. But what she was wondering was whether
+the little Doctor had really changed so much after all.</p>
+<p>"Well," said she, slowly, "I'm sorry you're going."</p>
+<p>"Sorry&mdash;why? It would appear to me that under the tenets of
+your religion you ought to be glad. You ought to compliment me for
+going."</p>
+<p>"I don't find anything in the tenets of my religion that
+requires you to go off and room-keep with Professor
+Nicolovius."</p>
+<p>"You do not? It is a tremendous kindness to him, I assure you.
+To have a place of his own has long been his dream, he tells me;
+but he cannot afford it without the financial assistance I would
+give. Again, even if he could finance it, he would not venture to
+try it alone, because of his health. It appears that he is subject
+to some kind of attacks&mdash;heart, I suppose&mdash;and does not
+want to be alone. I have heard him walking his floor at 3 o'clock
+in the morning. Do you know anything about his life?"</p>
+<p>"No. Nothing."</p>
+<p>"I know everything."</p>
+<p>He paused for her to ask him questions, that he might have the
+pleasure of refusing her. But instead of prying, Sharlee said:
+"Still I'm sorry that you are going."</p>
+<p>"Well? Why?"</p>
+<p>"Because," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>"Proceed."</p>
+<p>"Because I don't like his eyes."</p>
+<p>"The question, from your point of view," said Mr. Queed, "is a
+moral&mdash;not an optic one. These acts which confer benefits on
+others," he continued, "so peculiarly commended by your religion,
+are conceived by it to work moral good to the doer. The <i>eyes</i>
+(which you use synecdochically to represent the <i>character</i>)
+of the person to whom they are done, have nothing&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, briskly interrupting his exegetical
+words, "I believe you are going off with Professor Nicolovius
+chiefly because&mdash;you think he needs you!"</p>
+<p>He looked up sharply, much surprised and irritated. "That is
+absolutely foolish and absurd. I have nothing in the world to do
+with what Professor Nicolovius needs. You must always remember that
+I am not a subscriber to the tenets of your religion."</p>
+<p>"It is not too late. I always remember that too."</p>
+<p>"But I must say frankly that I am much surprised at the way you
+interpret those tenets. For if&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, you should never have tested me on such a question! Don't
+you see that I'm the judge sitting in his or her own case? Two
+boarders gone at one swoop! How shall I break the news to Aunt
+Jennie?"</p>
+<p>He thought this over in silence and then said impatiently; "I'm
+sorry, but I do not feel that I can consider that phase of the
+matter."</p>
+<p>"Certainly not."</p>
+<p>"The arrangement between us is a strictly business one, based on
+mutual advantage, and to be terminated at will as the interests of
+either party dictates."</p>
+<p>"Exactly."</p>
+<p>He turned a sharp glance on her, and rose. Having risen he stood
+a moment, irresolute, frowning, troubled by a thought. Then he
+said, in an annoyed, nervous voice:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Look here, will it be a serious thing for your aunt to lose
+me?"</p>
+<p>The agent burst out laughing. He was surprised by her merriment;
+he could not guess that it covered her instantaneous discovery that
+she liked him more than she would ever have thought possible.</p>
+<p>"While I'm on the other side&mdash;remember that," said she,
+"I'm obliged to tell you that we can let the rooms any day at an
+hour's notice. Not that the places of our two scholars can ever be
+filled, but the boarding-house business is booming these days. We
+are turning them away. Do you remember the night that you walked in
+here an hour late for supper, and I arose and collected twenty
+dollars from you?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes.... By the way&mdash;I have never asked&mdash;whatever
+became of that extraordinary pleasure-dog of yours?"</p>
+<p>"Thank you. He is bigger and more pleasurable than ever. I take
+him out every afternoon, and each day, just as the clock strikes
+five, he knocks over a strange young man for me. It is delightful
+sport. But he has never found any young man that he enjoyed as
+heartily as he did you."</p>
+<p>Gravely he moved toward the door. "I must return to my work. You
+will tell your aunt I have given notice?
+Well&mdash;good-evening."</p>
+<p>"<i>Good</i>-evening, Mr. Queed."</p>
+<p>The door half shut upon him, but opened again to admit his head
+and shoulders.</p>
+<p>"By the way, there was a curious happening yesterday which might
+be of interest to you. Did you see it in the <i>Post</i>&mdash;a
+small item headed 'The Two Queeds'?"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;no! About you and Tim?"</p>
+<p>"About Tim, but not about me. His beat was changed the other
+day, it seems, and early yesterday morning a bank in his new
+district was broken into. Tim went in and arrested the burglar
+after a desperate fight in the dark. When other policemen came and
+turned on the lights, Tim discovered to his horror that he had
+captured his brother Murphy."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XVIII" id="XVIII"></a>XVIII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Of President West of Old Blaines College, his Trustees and
+his Troubles; his Firmness in the Brown-Jones Hazing Incident so
+misconstrued by Malicious Asses; his Article for the Post, and why
+it was never printed: all ending in West's Profound Dissatisfaction
+with the Rewards of Patriotism.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The way of Blaines College was not wholly smooth that winter,
+and annoyances rose to fret the fine edge of President West's
+virgin enthusiasms. The opening had been somewhat disappointing.
+True, there were more students than last year, the exact increment
+being nine. But West had hoped for an increase of fifty, and had
+communicated his expectations to the trustees, who were
+correspondingly let down when the actual figures&mdash;total
+enrolment, 167&mdash;were produced at the October meeting. The
+young president explained about the exasperating delays in getting
+out his advertising literature, but the trustees rather hemmed over
+the bills and said that that was a lot of money. And one of them
+bluntly called attention to the fact that the President had not
+assumed his duties till well along in September.</p>
+<p>West, with charming humility and good humor, asked indulgence
+for his inexperience. His mistake, he said, in giving an excess of
+time to the study of the great collegiate systems of the old world,
+if it was a mistake, was one that could hardly be repeated. Next
+year ...</p>
+<p>"Meantime," said the blunt trustee, "you've got a ten per cent
+increase in expenditures and but nine more stoodents."</p>
+<p>"Let us not wholly forget," said West, with his disarming smile,
+"my hope to add substantially to the endowment."</p>
+<p>But he marked this trustee as one likely to give trouble in the
+future, and hence to be handled with care. He was a forthright,
+upstanding, lantern-jawed man of the people, by the name of James
+E. Winter. A contractor by profession and a former member of the
+city council, he represented the city on the board of trustees. For
+the city appropriated seventy-five hundred dollars a year, for the
+use of the college, and in return for this munificence, reserved
+the right to name three members of the board.</p>
+<p>Nor was Mr. Winter the only man of his kidney on that
+directorate. From his great friend among the trustees, Mr. Fyne,
+donator of the fifty thousand dollar endowment on which Blaines
+College partly subsisted, West learned that his election to the
+presidency had failed of being unanimous. In fact, the vote had
+stood seven to five, and the meeting at which he was chosen had at
+times approached violence. Of the five, two had voted against West
+because they thought that old Dr. Gilfillan's resignation did not
+have that purely spontaneous character so desirable under the
+circumstances; two because they did not think that West had the
+qualifications, or would have the right point of view, for a
+people's college; and one for all these reasons, or for any other
+reason, which is to say for personal reasons. This one, said Mr.
+Fyne, was James E. Winter.</p>
+<p>"I know," said West. "He's never got over the poundings we used
+to give him in the <i>Post</i> when he trained with those grafters
+on the Council. He'd put poison in my tea on half a chance."</p>
+<p>Unhappily, the sharp cleft made in the board at the time of the
+election survived and deepened. The trustees developed a way of
+dividing seven to five on almost all of West's recommendations
+which was anything but encouraging. An obstinate, but human, pride
+of opinion tended to keep the two factions facing each other
+intact, and matters very tiny in themselves served, as the weeks
+went by, to aggravate this feeling. Once, at least, before
+Christmas, it required all of West's tact and good-humor to restore
+the appearance of harmony to a meeting which was fast growing
+excited.</p>
+<p>But the young president would not allow himself to become
+discouraged. He earnestly intended to show James E. Winter which of
+the two knew most about running a modern institution of the higher
+learning. Only the perfectest bloom of his ardor faded under the
+constant handling of rough fingers. The interval separating Blaines
+College and the University of Paris began to loom larger than it
+had seemed in the halcyon summer-time, and the classic group of
+noble piles receded further and further into the prophetic haze.
+But West's fine energy and optimism remained. And he continued to
+see in the college, unpromising though the outlook was in some
+respects, a real instrument for the uplift.</p>
+<p>The president sat up late on those evenings when social
+diversions did not claim his time, going over and over his faculty
+list with a critical eye, and always with profound disapproval.
+There were only three Ph.D.'s among them, and as a whole the
+average of attainment was below, rather than above, the middle
+grade. They were, he was obliged to admit, a lot of cheap men for a
+cheap college. With such a staff, a distinguished standard was
+clearly not to be hoped for. But what to do about it? His general
+idea during the summer had been mercilessly to weed out the weak
+brothers in the faculty, a few at a time, and fill their places
+with men of the first standing. But now a great obstacle presented
+itself. Men of the first standing demanded salaries of the first
+standing. Blaines College was not at present in position to pay
+such salaries. Obviously one of two courses remained. Either the
+elevation of the faculty must proceed in a very modest form, or
+else Blaines College must get in position to pay larger salaries.
+West decided to move in both directions.</p>
+<p>There was one man on the staff that West objected to from the
+first faculty meeting. This was a man named Harkly Young, a
+youngish, tobacco-chewing fellow of lowly origin and unlessoned
+manners, who was "assistant professor" of mathematics at a salary
+of one thousand dollars a year. Professor Young's bearing and
+address did anything but meet the president's idea of
+scholarliness; and West had no difficulty in convincing himself of
+the man's incompetence. Details came to his attention from time to
+time during the autumn which served to strengthen his snap-shot
+judgment, but he made the mistake, doubtless, of failing to
+communicate his dissatisfaction to Professor Young, and so giving
+him an inkling of impending disaster. West knew of just the man for
+this position, a brilliant young assistant superintendent of
+schools in another part of the state, who could be secured for the
+same salary. Eager to begin his house-cleaning and mark some
+definite progress, West hurled his bolt from the blue. About the
+middle of December he dispatched a letter to the doomed man
+notifying him that his services would not be required after the
+Christmas recess.</p>
+<p>Instead of accepting his dismissal in a quiet and gentlemanly
+way, and making of himself a glad thank-offering on the altar of
+scholarship, Professor Young had the poor taste to create an
+uproar. After satisfying himself in a stirring personal interview
+that the president's letter was final, he departed in a fury, and
+brought suit against the college and Charles Gardiner West
+personally for his year's salary. He insisted that he had been
+engaged for the full college year. To the court he represented that
+he was a married man with six children, and absolutely dependent
+upon his position for his livelihood.</p>
+<p>Professor Young happened to be very unpopular with both his
+colleagues and the students, and probably all felt that it was a
+case of good riddance, particularly as West's new man rode rapidly
+into general popularity. These facts hampered the Winterites on the
+board, but nevertheless they made the most of the incident,
+affecting to believe that Young had been harshly treated. The
+issue, they intimated, was one of the classes against the masses.
+The <i>Chronicle</i>, the penny evening paper which found it
+profitable business to stand for the under-dog and "the masses,"
+scareheaded a jaundiced account of the affair, built up around an
+impassioned statement from Professor Young. The same issue carried
+an editorial entitled, "The Kid Glove College." West laughed at the
+editorial, but he was a sensitive man to criticism and the
+sarcastic gibes wounded him. When the attorneys for the college
+advised a settlement out of court by paying the obstreperous Young
+three hundred dollars in cash, James Winter was outspoken in his
+remarks. A resolution restraining the president from making any
+changes in the faculty, without the previous consent and approval
+of the board, was defeated, after warm discussion, by the margin of
+seven votes to five.</p>
+<p>"By the Lord, gentlemen," said Mr. Fyne, indignantly, "if you
+cannot put any confidence in the discretion of your president,
+you'd better get one whose discretion you can put confidence
+in."</p>
+<p>"That's just what I say," rejoined James E. Winter, with instant
+significance.</p>
+<p>Other changes in his faculty West decided to defer till the
+beginning of a new year. All his surplus energy should be
+concentrated, he decided, on raising an endowment fund which should
+put the college on a sound financial basis before that time came.
+But here again he collided with the thick wall of trustee
+bigotry.</p>
+<p>In the city, despite his youth, he was already well known as a
+speaker, and was a favorite orator on agreeable occasions of a
+semi-public nature. This was a sort of prestige that was well worth
+cultivating. In the State, and even outside of it, he had many
+connections through various activities, and by deft correspondence
+he easily put himself in line for such honors as they had to offer.
+Invitations to speak came rolling in in the most gratifying way.
+His plan was to mount upon these to invitations of an even higher
+class. In December he made a much admired address before the
+Associated Progress Boards. The next month, through much subtle
+wire-pulling, he got himself put on the toast list at the annual
+banquet of the distinguished American Society for the Promotion of
+the Higher Education. There his name met on equal terms with names
+as yet far better known. He spoke for ten minutes and sat down with
+the thrill of having surpassed himself. A famous financier who sat
+with him at the speaker's table told him that his speech was the
+best of the evening, because the shortest, and asked several
+questions about Blaines College. The young President returned home
+in a fine glow, which the hostile trustees promptly subjected to a
+cold douche.</p>
+<p>"I'd like to inquire," said James E. Winter, sombrely, at the
+January board meeting, "what is the point, if any, of the President
+of Blaines College trapesing all over the country to attend these
+here banquets."</p>
+<p>They used unacademic as well as plain language in the Blaines
+board meeting by this time. West smiled at Trustee Winter's
+question. To him the man habitually seemed as malapropos as a
+spiteful old lady.</p>
+<p>"The point is, Mr. Winter, to get in touch with the sources of
+endowment funds. Blaines College on its present foundation cannot
+hope to compete with enlightened modern colleges of from five to
+one hundred times its resources. If we mean to advance, we must do
+it by bringing Blaines favorably to the attention of
+philanthropists who&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, <i>sir!</i>" roared Winter, bringing his contractor's fist
+down thuddingly upon the long table. "Such noo-fangled ideas are
+against the traditions of old Blaines College, I say! Old Blaines
+College is not asking for alms. Old Blaines College is not a
+whining beggar, whatever those Yankee colleges may be. I say,
+gentlemen, it's beneath the dignity of old Blaines College for its
+president to go about Noo York bowing and scraping and passing the
+hat to Rockyfeller, and such-like boocaneers."</p>
+<p>To West's unfeigned surprise, this view of the matter met with
+solid backing. Reminiscences of the "tainted money" controversy
+appeared in the trustees' talk. "Subsidized education" was heard
+more than once. One spoke bitterly of Oil Colleges. No resolution
+was introduced, James E. Winter having inadvertently come
+unprepared, but the majority opinion was clearly that old Blaines
+College (founded 1894) should draw in her traditional skirts from
+the yellow flood then pouring over the country, and remain, small
+it may be, but superbly incorruptible.</p>
+<p>For once, West left his trustees thoroughly disgusted and out of
+humor.</p>
+<p>"Why, <i>why</i> are we doomed to this invincible hostility to a
+new idea?" he cried, in the bitterness of his soul. "Here is the
+spirit of progress not merely beckoning to us, but fairly springing
+into our laps, and because it speaks in accents that were
+unfamiliar to the slave patriarchy of a hundred years ago, we drag
+it outside the city and crucify it. I tell you these old Bourbons
+whom we call leaders are millstones around our necks, and we can
+never move an inch until we've laid the last one of them under the
+sod."</p>
+<p>Sharlee Weyland, to whom he repeated this thought, though she
+was all sympathy with his difficulties, did not nevertheless think
+that this was quite fair. "Look," she said, "at the tremendous
+progress we've made in the last ten years."</p>
+<p>"Yes," he flashed back at her, "and who can say that a state
+like Massachusetts, with the same incomparable opportunities,
+wouldn't have made ten times as much!"</p>
+<p>But he was the best-natured man alive, and his vexation soon
+faded. In a week, he was once more busy planning out ways and
+means. He sought funds in the metropolis no more, and the famous
+financier spared him the mortification of having to refuse a
+donation by considerately not offering one. But he continued to
+make addresses in the State, and in the city he was in frequent
+demand. However, the endowment fund remained obstinately immovable.
+By February there had been no additions, unless we can count five
+hundred dollars promised by dashing young Beverley Byrd on the
+somewhat whimsical condition that his brother Stewart would give an
+equal amount.</p>
+<p>"Moreover," said young Mr. Byrd, "I'll increase it to seven
+hundred and fifty dollars if your friend Winter will publicly
+denounce me as a boocaneer. It'll help me in my business to be
+lined up with Rockefeller and all those Ikes."</p>
+<p>But this gift never materialized at all, for the reason that
+Stewart Byrd kindly but firmly refused to give anything. A rich
+vein of horse-sense underlay Byrd's philanthropic enthusiasms; and
+even the necessity for the continued existence of old Blaines
+College appeared to be by no means clear in his mind.</p>
+<p>"If you had a free hand, Gardiner," said he, "that would be one
+thing, but you haven't. I've had my eye on Blaines for a long time,
+and frankly I don't think it is entitled to any assistance. You
+have an inferior plant and a lot of inferior men; a small college
+governed by small ideas and ridden by a close corporation of small
+trustees&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But heavens, man!" protested West, "your argument makes a
+perfect circle. You won't help Blaines because it's poorly
+equipped, and Blaines is poorly equipped because the
+yellow-rich&mdash;that's you&mdash;won't help it."</p>
+<p>Stewart Byrd wiped his gold-rimmed glasses, laughing pleasantly.
+He was the oldest of the four brothers, a man of authority at
+forty; and West watched him with a secret admiration, not untouched
+by a flicker of envy.</p>
+<p>"What's the answer? Blessed if I know! The fact is, old fellow,
+I think you've got an utterly hopeless job there, and if I were
+you, I believe I'd get ready to throw it over at the first
+opportunity."</p>
+<p>West replied that it was only the hard things that were worth
+doing in this life. None the less, as winter drew to a close, he
+insensibly relaxed his efforts toward the immediate exaltation of
+old Blaines. As he looked more closely into the situation, he
+realized that his too impetuous desire for results had driven him
+to waste energy in hopeless directions. How could he ever do
+anything, with a lot of moss-backed trustees tying his hands and
+feet every time he tried to toddle a step forward&mdash;he and
+Blaines? Clearly the first step of all was to oust the fossils who
+stood like rocks in the path of progress, and fill their places
+with men who could at least recognize a progressive idea when they
+were beaten across the nose with it. He studied his trustee list
+now more purposefully than he had ever pored over his faculty line
+up. By the early spring, he was ready to set subtle influences
+going looking to the defeat of the insurgent five, including James
+E. Winter, whose term happily expired on the first of January
+following.</p>
+<p>But the president's lines did not all fall in gloomy and prickly
+places in these days. His perennial faculty for enjoyment never
+deserted him even in his darkest hours. His big red automobile,
+acquired on the crest of Semple and West's prosperity, was
+constantly to be seen bowling down the street of an early-vernal
+afternoon, or dancing down far country lanes light with a load of
+two. The Thursday German had known him as of old, and many were the
+delightful dinners where he proved, by merit alone, the life of the
+party. Nor were his pleasures by any means all dissociated from
+Blaines College. The local prestige that the president acquired
+from his position was decidedly agreeable to him. Never an
+educational point arose in the life of the city or the nation but
+the <i>Post</i> carried a long interview giving Mr. West's views
+upon it. Corner-stone laying afforded him a sincere joy. Even
+discussions with parents about their young hopefuls was anything
+but irksome to his buoyant nature.</p>
+<p>Best and pleasantest of all was his relation with the students.
+His notable gift for popularity, however futile it might be with
+embittered asses like James E. Winter, served him in good stead
+here. West could not conceal from himself that the boys idolized
+him. With secret delight he saw them copying his walk, his taste in
+waistcoats, the way he brushed back his hair. He had them in relays
+to his home to supper, skipping only those of too hopeless an
+uncouthness, and sent them home enchanted. He had introduced into
+the collegiate programme a five-minute prayer, held every morning
+at nine, at which he made brief addresses on some phase of college
+ideals every Tuesday and Friday. Attendance at these gatherings was
+optional, but it kept up in the most gratifying way, and sometimes
+on a Friday the little assembly-room would be quite filled with the
+frankly admiring lads. "Why should I mind the little annoyances,"
+would flash into his mind as he rose to speak, "when I can look
+down into a lot of fine, loyal young faces like this. <i>Here</i>
+is what counts." His appearance at student gatherings was always
+attended by an ovation. He loved to hear the old Blaines cheer,
+with three ringing "Prexy's" tacked on the end. One Saturday in
+early April, Prexy took Miss Avery to a baseball game, somewhat
+against her will, solely that she might see how his students
+worshiped him. On the following Saturday, all with even-handed
+liberality, he took Miss Weyland to another baseball game, with the
+same delightful purpose.</p>
+<p>The spring found West stronger and more contented with his lot
+as president of a jerkwater college, decidedly happier for the
+burning out of the fires of hot ambition which had consumed his
+soul six months earlier. He told himself that he was reconciled to
+a slow advance with fighting every inch of the way. But he saw the
+uselessness of fighting trustees who were doomed soon to fall, and
+resigned himself to a quiet, in fact a temporarily suspended,
+programme of progress. And then, just when everything seemed most
+comfortably serene, a new straw suddenly appeared in the wind,
+which quickly multiplied into a bundle and then a bale, and all at
+once the camel's back had more than it could bear. April was hardly
+dead before the college world was in a turmoil, by the side of
+which the Young affair was the mere buzzing of a gnat.</p>
+<p>History is full of incidents of the kind: incidents which are
+trifling beyond mention in the beginning, but which malign
+circumstance distorts and magnifies till they set nations
+daggers-drawn at each other's throats. Two students lured a
+"freshman" to their room and there invited him to drink a marvelous
+compound the beginnings of which were fat pork and olive oil; this
+while standing on his head. The freshman did not feel in a position
+to deny their request. But his was a delicate stomach, and the
+result of his accommodating spirit was that he became violently,
+though not seriously, ill. Thus the matter came to the attention of
+his parents, and so to the college authorities. The sick lad
+stoutly declined to tell who were his persecutors, but West managed
+to track one of them down and summoned him to his office. We may
+call this student Brown; a pleasant-mannered youth of excellent
+family, whose sister West sometimes danced with at the Thursday
+German. Brown said that he had, indeed, been present during the sad
+affair, that he had, in fact, to his eternal humiliation and
+regret, aided and abetted it; but he delicately hinted that the
+prime responsibility rested on the shoulders of the other student.
+Rather unwisely, perhaps, West pressed him to disclose the name of
+his collaborator. (Brown afterwards, to square himself with the
+students, alleged "intimidation.") A youth whom we may describe as
+Jones was mentioned, and later, in the august private office, was
+invited to tell what he knew of the disorder. Henceforward accounts
+vary. Jones declared to the end that the president promised a light
+punishment for all concerned if he would make a clean breast. West
+asserted&mdash;and who would doubt his statement?&mdash;that he had
+made no promise, or even a suggestion of a promise, of any kind. Be
+that as it may, Jones proceeded, though declining to mention any
+other name than his own. He declared positively that the idea of
+hazing the freshman had not originated with him, but that he had
+taken a culpable part in it, for which he was heartily sorry. Asked
+whether he considered himself or his colleague principally
+responsible for the injury to the freshman's health, he said that
+he preferred not to answer. To West this seemed a damaging
+admission, though perhaps not everybody would have so viewed it. He
+sent Jones away with no intimation of what he proposed to do.</p>
+<p>There was the situation, plain as a barn at noonday. All that
+was needed was tact, judgment, and a firm hand. The young president
+hesitated. Ordinarily he would have taken a quiet hour in the
+evening to think it all over carefully, but as it
+happened&mdash;like Lord George Germaine and the dispatch to
+Burgoyne&mdash;social engagements rushed forward to occupy his
+time. Next morning his mail brought several letters, urging him to
+set his foot ruthlessly on the serpent-head of hazing. His
+telephone rang with the same firm counsel. The <i>Post</i>, he saw,
+had a long leading article insisting that discipline must be
+maintained at all hazards. It was observed that this article
+thundered in the old Colonel's best style, and this was the more
+noteworthy in that the article in question happened to be written
+by a young man of the name of Queed.</p>
+<p>West would have preferred to let the matter stand for a day or
+so, but he saw that prompt and decisive action was expected of him.
+Denying himself to callers, he shut himself in his office, to
+determine what was just and fair and right. The advice of his
+correspondents, and of the <i>Post</i>, tallied exactly with what
+the trustees had told him in the beginning about the traditions of
+old Blaines. Hazing was not to be tolerated under any
+circumstances. Therefore, somebody's head would now have to fall.
+There could hardly be any occasion for expelling nice young Brown.
+For a minor consideration, it would be decidedly awkward
+henceforward, to have to offer salt to Mrs. Brown at dinner, as he
+had done only last week, with the hand that had ruined her son's
+career. Much more important, it seemed clear enough to West that
+the boy had only been weak, and had been tempted into misbehavior
+by his older and more wilful comrade. West had never liked young
+Jones. He was a rawboned, unkempt sprig of the masses, who had not
+been included in any of the student suppers at the president's
+house. Jones's refusal to speak out fully on all the details of the
+affair pointed strongly, so West argued, to consciousness of
+damning guilt. The path of administrative duty appeared plain.
+West, to say truth, had not at first expected to apply the drastic
+penalty of expulsion at all, but it was clear that this was what
+the city expected of him. The universal cry was for unshrinking
+firmness. Well, he would show them that he was firm, and shrank
+from no unpleasantness where his duty was concerned. Brown he
+ordered before him for a severe reprimand, and Jones he summarily
+dismissed from old Blaines College.</p>
+<p>These decrees went into effect at noon. At 4 o'clock in the
+afternoon the war-dogs broke their leashes. Four was the hour when
+the "night" edition of the <i>Evening Chronicle</i> came smoking
+hot from the presses. It appeared that young Jones was the son, not
+merely of a plumber, but of a plumber who was decidedly prominent
+in lodge circles and the smaller areas of politics. His case was
+therefore precisely the kind that the young men of the Chronicle
+loved to espouse. The three-column scare-head over their bitterly
+partisan "story" ran thus:</p>
+<p>POOR BOY KICKED OUT<br />
+BY PRESIDENT WEST</p>
+<p>Close beside this, lest the reader should fail to grasp the full
+meaning of the boldface, was a three-column cartoon, crudely drawn
+but adroit enough. It represented West, unpleasantly caricatured,
+garbed in a swallow-tail coat and enormous white gloves, with a
+gardenia in his buttonhole, engaged in booting a lad of singular
+nobility of countenance out of an open door. A tag around the lad's
+neck described him as "The Workingman's Son." Under the devilish
+drawing ran a line which said, succinctly, "His Policies." On page
+four was a double column, double-leaded editorial, liberal with
+capitals and entitled: "Justice in Silk Stockings."</p>
+<p>But this was only a beginning. Next morning's <i>Post</i>, which
+West had counted on to come to his assistance with a ringing
+leader, so earnestly discussed rotation of crops and the
+approaching gubernatorial campaign, that it had not a line for the
+little disturbance at the college. If this was a disappointment to
+West, a greater blow awaited him. Not to try to gloss over the
+mortifying circumstance, he was hissed when he entered the morning
+assembly&mdash;he, the prince, idol, and darling of his students.
+Though the room was full, the hissing was of small proportions, but
+rather too big to be ignored. West, after debating with himself
+whether or not he should notice it, made a graceful and manly
+two-minute talk which, he flattered himself, effectually abashed
+the lads who had so far forgotten themselves. None the less the
+demonstration cut him to the quick. When four o'clock came he found
+himself waiting for the appearance of the <i>Chronicle</i> with an
+anxiety which he had never conceived possible with regard to that
+paper. A glance at its lurid front showed that the blatherskites
+had pounded him harder than ever. A black headline glared with the
+untruth that President West had been "Hissed by Entire Student
+Body." Editorially, the <i>Chronicle</i> passionately inquired
+whether the taxpayers enjoyed having the college which they so
+liberally supported (exact amount seventy-five hundred dollars a
+year) mismanaged in so gross a way.</p>
+<p>West put a laughing face upon these calumnies, but to himself he
+owned that he was deeply hurt. Dropping in at the club that night,
+he found a group of men, all his friends, eagerly discussing the
+shindig, as they called it. Joining in with that perfect good-humor
+and lack of false pride which was characteristic of him, he
+gathered that all of them thought he had made a mistake. It seemed
+to be considered that Brown had put himself in a bad light by
+trying to throw the blame on Jones. Jones, they said, should not
+have been bounced without Brown, and probably the best thing would
+have been not to bounce either. The irritating thing about this
+latter view was that it was exactly what West had thought in the
+first place, before pressure was applied to him.</p>
+<p>In the still watches of the night the young man was harried by
+uncertainties and tortured by stirring suspicions. Had he been fair
+to Jones, after all? Was his summary action in regard to that youth
+prompted in the faintest degree by personal dislike? Was he
+conceivably the kind of man who is capable of thinking one thing
+and doing another? The most afflicting of all doubts, doubt of
+himself, kept the young man tossing on his pillow for at least an
+hour.</p>
+<p>But he woke with a clear-cut decision singing in his mind and
+gladdening his morning. He would take Jones back. He would
+generously reinstate the youth, on the ground that the public
+mortification already put upon him was a sufficient punishment for
+his sins and abundant warning for others like-minded. This would
+settle all difficulties at one stroke and definitely lay the ghost
+of a disagreeable occurrence. The solution was so simple that he
+marvelled that he had not thought of it before.</p>
+<p>His morning's mail, containing one or two very unpleasant
+letters, only strengthened his determination. He lost no time in
+carrying it out. By special messenger he dispatched a carefully
+written and kindly letter to Jones, Senior. Jones, Senior, tore it
+across the middle and returned it by the same messenger. He then
+informed the <i>Chronicle</i> what he had done. The
+<i>Chronicle</i> that afternoon shrieked it under a five-column
+head, together with a ferocious statement from Jones, Senior,
+saying that he would rather see his son breaking rocks in the road
+than a student in such a college as Blaines was, under the present
+r&eacute;gime. The editor, instead of seeing in West's letter a
+spontaneous act of magnanimity in the interest of the academic
+uplift, maliciously twisted it into a grudging confession of error,
+"unrelieved by the grace of manly retraction and apology." So ran
+the editorial, which was offensively headed "West's Fatal Flop."
+Some of the State papers, it seemed from excerpts printed in
+another column, were foolishly following the <i>Chronicle's</i>
+lead; Republican cracker-box orators were trying somehow to make
+capital of the thing; and altogether there was a very unpleasant
+little mess, which showed signs of developing rapidly into what is
+known as an "issue."</p>
+<p>That afternoon, when the tempest in the collegiate teapot was
+storming at its merriest, West, being downtown on private business,
+chanced to drop in at the Post office, according to his frequent
+habit. He found the sanctum under the guard of the young assistant
+editor. The Colonel, in fact, had been sick in bed for four days,
+and in his absence, Queed was acting-editor and sole contributor of
+the leaded minion. The two young men greeted each other
+pleasantly.</p>
+<p>"I'm reading you every day," said West, presently, "and,
+flattery and all that aside, I've been both surprised and delighted
+at the character of the work you're doing. It's fully up to the
+best traditions of the <i>Post</i>, and that strikes me as quite a
+feat for a man of your years."</p>
+<p>Because he was pleased at this tribute, Queed answered briefly,
+and at once changed the subject. But he did it maladroitly by
+expressing the hope that things were going well with Mr. West.</p>
+<p>"Well, not hardly," said West, and gave his pleasant laugh. "You
+may possibly have noticed from our esteemed afternoon contemporary
+that I'm in a very pretty little pickle. But by the way," he added,
+with entire good humor, "the <i>Post</i> doesn't appear to have
+noticed it after all."</p>
+<p>"No," said Queed, slowly, not pretending to misunderstand. He
+hesitated, a rare thing with him. "The fact is I could not write
+what you would naturally wish to have written, and therefore I
+haven't written anything at all."</p>
+<p>West threw up his hands in mock horror. "Here's another one!
+Come on, fellers! Kick him!&mdash;he's got no friends! You know,"
+he laughed, "I remind myself of the man who stuck his head in at
+the teller's window, wanting to have a check cashed. The teller
+didn't know him from Adam. 'Have you any friends here in the city?'
+asked he. 'Lord, no!' said the stranger; 'I'm the weather
+man.'"</p>
+<p>Queed smiled.</p>
+<p>"And I was only trying in my poor way," said West, mournfully,
+"to follow the advice that you, young man, roared at me for a
+column on the fatal morning."</p>
+<p>"I've regretted that," said Queed. "Though, of course, I never
+looked for any such developments as this. I was merely trying to
+act on Colonel Cowles's advice about always playing up local
+topics. You are doubtless familiar with his dictum that the people
+are far more interested in a cat-fight at Seventh and Centre
+Streets than in the greatest exploits of science."</p>
+<p>West laughed and rose to go. Then a good-natured thought struck
+him. "Look here," said he, "this must be a great load, with the
+Colonel away&mdash;doing all of three columns a day by yourself.
+How on earth do you manage it?"</p>
+<p>"Well, I start work at eight o'clock in the morning."</p>
+<p>"And what time does that get you through?"</p>
+<p>"Usually in time to get to press with it."</p>
+<p>"Oh, I say! That won't do at all. You'll break yourself down,
+playing both ends against the middle like that. Let me help you
+out, won't you? Let me do something for you right now?"</p>
+<p>"If you really feel like it," said Queed, remembering how the
+Colonel welcomed Mr. West's occasional contributions to his
+columns, "of course I shall be glad to have something from
+you."</p>
+<p>"Why, my dear fellow, certainly! Hand me some copy-paper there,
+and go right on with your work while I unbosom my pent-up
+Uticas."</p>
+<p>He meditated a moment, wrote rapidly for half an hour, and rose
+with a hurried glance at his watch.</p>
+<p>"Here's a little squib about the college that may serve as a
+space-filler. I must fly for an engagement. I'll try to come down
+to-morrow afternoon anyway, and if you need anything to-night,
+'phone me. Delighted to help you out."</p>
+<p>Queed picked up the scattered sheets and read them over
+carefully. He found that Director West had written a very able
+defense, and whole-hearted endorsement, of President West's
+position in the Blaines College hazing affair.</p>
+<p>The acting editor sat for some time in deep thought. Eighteen
+months' increasing contact with Buck Klinker and other men of
+action had somewhat tamed his soaring self-sufficiency. He was not
+nearly so sure as he once was that he knew everything there was to
+know, and a little more besides. West, personally, whom he saw
+often, he had gradually come to admire with warmth. By slow degrees
+it came to him that the popular young president had many qualities
+of a very desirable sort which he himself lacked. West's opinion on
+a question of college discipline was likely to be at least as sound
+as his own. Moreover, West was one of the owners and managers of
+the <i>Post</i>.</p>
+<p>Nevertheless, he, Queed, did not see how he could accept and
+print this article.</p>
+<p>It was the old-school Colonel's fundamental axiom, drilled into
+and fully adopted by his assistant, that the editor must be
+personally responsible for every word that appeared in his columns.
+Those columns, to be kept pure, must represent nothing but the
+editor's personal views. Therefore, on more than one occasion, the
+Colonel had refused point-blank to prepare articles which his
+directors wished printed. He always accompanied these refusals with
+his resignation, which the directors invariably returned to him,
+thereby abandoning their point. Queed was for the moment editor in
+the Colonel's stead. Over the telephone, Colonel Cowles had
+instructed him, four days before, to assume full responsibility,
+communicating with him or with the directors if he was in doubt,
+but standing firmly on his own legs. As to where those legs now
+twitched to lead him, the young man could have no doubt. If he had
+a passion in his scientist's bosom, it was for exact and
+unflinching veracity. Even to keep the <i>Post</i> silent had been
+something of a strain upon his instinct for truth, for a voice
+within him had whispered that an honest journal <i>ought</i> to
+have some opinion to express on a matter so locally interesting as
+this. To publish this editorial would strain the instinct to the
+breaking point and beyond. For it would be equivalent to saying,
+whether anybody else but him knew it or not, that he, the present
+editor of the <i>Post</i> approved and endorsed West's position,
+when the truth was that he did nothing of the sort.</p>
+<p>At eight o'clock that night, he succeeded, after prolonged
+search of the town on the part of the switchboard boy, in getting
+West to the telephone.</p>
+<p>"Mr. West," said Queed, "I am very sorry, but I don't see how I
+can print your article."</p>
+<p>"Oh, Lord!" came West's untroubled voice back over the wire.
+"And a man's enemies shall be those of his own household. What's
+wrong with it, Mr. Editor?"</p>
+<p>Queed explained his reluctances. "If that is not satisfactory to
+you," he added, at the end, "as it hardly can be, I give you my
+resignation now, and you yourself can take charge immediately."</p>
+<p>"Bless your heart, no! Put it in the waste-basket. It doesn't
+make a kopeck's worth of difference. Here's a thought, though. Do
+you approve of the tactics of those <i>Chronicle</i> fellows in the
+matter?"</p>
+<p>"No, I do not."</p>
+<p>"Well, why not show them up to-morrow?"</p>
+<p>"I'll be glad to do it."</p>
+<p>So Queed wrote a stinging little article of a couple of sticks'
+length, holding up to public scorn journalistic redshirts who
+curry-combed the masses, and preached class hatred for the money
+there was in it. It is doubtful if this article helped matters
+much. For the shameless <i>Chronicle</i> seized on it as showing
+that the <i>Post</i> had tried to defend the president, and utterly
+failed. "Even the West organ," so ran its brazen capitals, "does
+not dare endorse its darling. And no wonder, after the storm of
+indignation aroused by the <i>Chronicle's</i> fearless
+exposures."</p>
+<p>West kept his good humor and self-control intact, but it was
+hardly to be expected that he enjoyed venomous misrepresentation of
+this sort. The solidest comfort he got in these days came from
+Sharlee Weyland, who did not read the <i>Chronicle</i>, and was
+most beautifully confident that whatever he had done was right. But
+after all, the counselings of Miss Avery, of whom he also saw much
+that spring, better suited his disgruntled humor.</p>
+<p>"They are incapable of appreciating you," said she, a siren in
+the red motor. "You owe it to yourself to enter a larger field.
+And"&mdash;so ran the languorous voice&mdash;"to your friends."</p>
+<p>The trustees met on Saturday, with the <i>Chronicle</i> still
+pounding away with deadly regularity. Its editorial of the
+afternoon before was entitled, "We Want A College
+President&mdash;Not A Class President," and had frankly urged the
+trustees of old Blaines to consider whether a change of
+administration was not advisable. This was advice which some of the
+trustees were only too ready to follow. James E. Winter, coming
+armed cap-&agrave;-pie to the meeting, suggested that Mr. West
+withdraw for a time, which Mr. West properly declined to do. The
+implacable insurgent thereupon launched into a bitter face-to-face
+denunciation of the president's conduct in the hazing affair,
+outpacing the <i>Chronicle</i> by intimating, too plainly for
+courtesy, that the president's conduct toward Jones was
+characterized by duplicity, if not wanting in consistent adherence
+to veracity. "I had a hard time to keep from hitting him," said
+West afterwards, "but I knew that would be the worst thing I could
+possibly do." "Maybe so," sighed Mr. Fyne, apparently not with full
+conviction. Winter went too far in moving that the president's
+continuance in office was prejudicial to the welfare of Blaines
+College, and was defeated 9 to 3. Nevertheless, West always looked
+back at this meeting as one of the most unpleasant incidents in his
+life. He flung out of it humiliated, angry, and thoroughly sick at
+heart.</p>
+<p>West saw himself as a persecuted patriot, who had laid a costly
+oblation on the altar of public spirit only to see the base crowd
+jostle forward and spit upon it. He was poor in this world's goods.
+It had cost him five thousand a year to accept the presidency of
+Blaines College. And this was how they rewarded him. To him, as he
+sat long in his office brooding upon the darkness of life, there
+came a visitor, a tall, angular, twinkling-eyed, slow-speaking
+individual who perpetually chewed an unlighted cigar. He was Plonny
+Neal, no other, the reputed great chieftain of city politics. Once
+the <i>Post</i>, in an article inspired by West, had referred to
+Plonny as "this notorious grafter." Plonny could hardly have
+considered this courteous; but he was a man who never remembered a
+grudge, until ready to pay it back with compound interest. West's
+adolescent passion for the immediate reform of politics had long
+since softened, and nowadays when the whirligig of affairs threw
+the two men together, as it did not infrequently, they met on the
+easiest and friendliest terms. West liked Plonny, as everybody did,
+and of Plonny's sincere liking for him he never had the slightest
+doubt.</p>
+<p>In fact, Mr. Neal's present call was to report that the manner
+in which a lady brushes a midge from her summering brow was no
+simpler than the wiping of James E. Winter off the board of Blaines
+College.</p>
+<p>That topic being disposed of, West introduced another.</p>
+<p>"Noticed the way the <i>Chronicle</i> is jumping on me with all
+four feet, Plonny?" he asked, with rather a forced laugh. "Why
+can't those fellows forget it and leave me alone?"</p>
+<p>By a slow facial manoeuvre, Mr. Neal contrived to make his cigar
+look out upon the world with contemptuousness unbearable.</p>
+<p>"Why, nobody pays no attention to them fellers' wind, Mr. West.
+You could buy them off for a hundred dollars, ten dollars down, and
+have them praising you three times a week for two hundred dollars,
+twenty-five dollars down. I only take the paper," said Mr. Neal,
+"because their Sunday is mighty convenient f'r packin' furniture
+f'r shipment."</p>
+<p>The <i>Chronicle</i> was the only paper Mr. Neal ever thought of
+reading, and this was how he stabbed it in the back.</p>
+<p>"I don't want to butt in, Mr. West," said he, rising, "and you
+can stop me if I am, but as a friend of yours&mdash;why are you
+botherin' yourself at all with this here kid's-size
+proposition?"</p>
+<p>"What kid's-size proposition?"</p>
+<p>"This little two-by-twice grammar school that tries to pass
+itself off for a college. And you ain't even boss of it at that!
+You got a gang of mossbacks sitting on your head who don't get a
+live idea among 'em wunst a year. Why, the archangel Gabriel
+wouldn't have a show with a lot of corpses like them! Of course it
+ain't my business to give advice to a man like you, and I'm
+probably offendin' you sayin' this, but someway you don't seem to
+see what's so plain to everybody else. It's your modesty keeps you
+blind, I guess. But here's what I don't see: why don't you come out
+of this little hole in the ground and get in line?"</p>
+<p>"In line?"</p>
+<p>"You're dead and buried here. Now you mention the <i>Evening
+Windbag</i> that nobody pays no more attention to than kids yelling
+in the street. How about having a paper of your own some day, to
+express your own ideas and get things done, big things, the way you
+want 'em?"</p>
+<p>"You mean the <i>Post?</i>"</p>
+<p>"Well, the editor of the <i>Post</i> certainly would be in line,
+whereas the president of Blaines Grammar School certainly
+ain't."</p>
+<p>"What do you mean by in line, Plonny?"</p>
+<p>Mr. Neal invested his cigar with an enigmatic significance. "I
+might mean one thing and I might mean another. I s'pose you never
+give a thought to poltix, did you?"</p>
+<p>"Well, in a general way I have thought of it sometimes."</p>
+<p>"Think of it some more," said Mr. Neal, from the door. "I see a
+kind of shake-up comin'. People say I've got infloonce in poltix,
+and sort of help to run things. Of course it ain't so. I've got no
+more infloonce than what my ballot gives me, and my takin' an
+intelligent public interest in what's goin' on. But it looks to an
+amatoor like the people are gettin' tired of this ring-rule they
+been givin' us, and 're goin' to rise in their majesty pretty soon,
+and fill the offices with young progressive men who never heeled
+f'r the organization."</p>
+<p>He went away, leaving the young president of Blaines vastly
+cheered. Certainly no language could have made Neal's meaning any
+plainer. He had come to tell West that, if he would only consent to
+get in line, he, great Neal, desired to put him in high
+office&mdash;doubtless the Mayoralty, which in all human
+probability meant the Governorship four years later.</p>
+<p>West sat long in rapt meditation. He marveled at himself for
+having ever accepted his present position. Its limitations were so
+narrow and so palpable, its possibilities were so restricted, its
+complacent provincialism so glaring, that the imaginative glories
+with which he had once enwrapped it seemed now simply grotesque. As
+long as he remained, he was an entombed nonentity. Beyond the
+college walls, out of the reach of the contemptible bigotry of the
+trustees of this world, the people were calling for him. He could
+be the new type of public servant, the clean, strong, fearless,
+idolized young Moses, predestined to lead a tired people into the
+promised land of political purity. Once more a white meadow of
+eager faces rolled out before the eye of his mind; and this time,
+from the buntinged hustings, he did not extol learning with classic
+periods, but excoriated political dishonesty in red-hot phrases
+which jerked the throngs to their feet, frenzied with ardor....</p>
+<p>And it was while he was still in this vein of thought, as it
+happened, that Colonel Cowles, at eleven o'clock on the first night
+of June, dropped dead in his bathroom, and left the <i>Post</i>
+without an editor.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XIX" id="XIX"></a>XIX</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>The Little House on Duke of Gloucester Street; and the
+Beginning of Various Feelings, Sensibilities, and Attitudes between
+two Lonely Men.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>One instant thought the news of the Colonel's death struck from
+nearly everybody's mind: <i>He'll miss the Reunion</i>. For within
+a few days the city was to witness that yearly gathering of broken
+armies which, of all assemblages among men, the Colonel had loved
+most dearly. In thirty years, he had not missed one, till now. They
+buried the old warrior with pomp and circumstance, not to speak of
+many tears, and his young assistant in the sanctum came home from
+the graveside with a sense of having lost a valued counselor and
+friend. Only the home to which the assistant returned with this
+feeling was not the Third Hall Back of Mrs. Paynter's, sometimes
+known as the Scriptorium, but a whole suite of pleasant rooms,
+upstairs and down, in a nice little house on Duke of Gloucester
+Street. For Nicolovius had made his contemplated move on the first
+of May, and Queed had gone with him.</p>
+<p>It was half-past six o'clock on a pretty summer's evening. Queed
+opened the house-door with a latch-key and went upstairs to the
+comfortable living-room, which faithfully reproduced the old
+professor's sitting-room at Mrs. Paynter's. Nicolovius, in his
+black silk cap, was sitting near the open window, reading and
+smoking a strong cigarette.</p>
+<p>"Ah, here you are! I was just thinking that you were rather
+later than usual this evening."</p>
+<p>"Yes, I went to Colonel Cowles's funeral. It was decidedly
+impressive."</p>
+<p>"Ah!"</p>
+<p>Queed dropped down into one of Nicolovius's agreeable chairs and
+let his eyes roam over the room. He was extremely comfortable in
+this house; a little too comfortable, he was beginning to think
+now, considering that he paid but seven dollars and fifty cents a
+week towards its support. He had a desk and lamp all his own in the
+living-room, a table and lamp in his bedroom, ease and independence
+over two floors. An old negro man looked after the two gentlemen
+and gave them excellent things to eat. The house was an old one,
+and small; it was in an unfashionable part of town, and having
+stood empty for some time, could be had for thirty-five dollars a
+month. However, Nicolovius had wiped out any economy here by
+spending his money freely to repair and beautify. He had had
+workmen in the house for a month, papering, painting, plumbing, and
+altering.</p>
+<p>"Dozens of people could not get in the church," said Queed.
+"They stood outside in the street till the service was over."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius was looking out of the window, and answered casually.
+"I daresay he was an excellent man according to his lights."</p>
+<p>"Coming to know him very well in the past year, I found that his
+lights stood high."</p>
+<p>"As high, I am sure, as the environment in which he was born and
+raised made possible."</p>
+<p>"You have a low opinion, then, of ante-bellum civilization in
+the South?"</p>
+<p>"Who that knows his history could have otherwise?"</p>
+<p>"You know history, I admit," said Queed, lightly falling upon
+the side issue, "surprisingly, indeed, considering that you have
+not read it for so many years."</p>
+<p>"A man is not likely to forget truths burned into him when he is
+young."</p>
+<p>"Everything depends," said Queed, returning to his muttons,
+"upon how you are going to appraise a civilization. If the only
+true measure is economic efficiency, no one can question that the
+old Southern system was one of the worst ever conceived."</p>
+<p>"Can you, expert upon organized society as you are, admit any
+doubts upon that point?"</p>
+<p>"I am admitting doubts upon a good many points these days."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius resumed his cigarette. Talk languished. Both men
+enjoyed a good silence. Many a supper they ate through without a
+word. The old man's attitude toward the young one was charming. He
+had sloughed off some of the too polished blandness of his manner,
+and now offered a simpler meeting ground of naturalness and
+kindliness. They had shared the Duke of Gloucester Street roof-tree
+for a month, but Queed did not yet accept it as a matter of course.
+He was decidedly more prone to be analytical than he had been a
+year ago. Yet whatever could be urged against it, the little house
+was in one way making a subtle tug upon his regard: it was the
+nearest thing to a home that he had ever had in his life, or was
+ever likely to have.</p>
+<p>"And when will the <i>Post</i> directors meet to choose his
+successor?"</p>
+<p>"I haven't heard. Very soon, I should think."</p>
+<p>"It is certain, I suppose," said Nicolovius, "that they will
+name you?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, not at all&mdash;by no means! I am merely receptive, that
+is all."</p>
+<p>Queed glanced at his watch and rose. "There is half an hour
+before supper, I see. I think I must turn it to account."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius looked regretful. "Why not allow yourself this
+minute's rest, and me the pleasure of your society?"</p>
+<p>Queed hesitated. "No&mdash;I think my duty is to my work."</p>
+<p>He passed into the adjoining room, which was his bedroom, and
+shut the door. Here at his table, he passed all of the hours that
+he spent in the house, except after supper, when he did his work in
+the sitting-room with Nicolovius. He felt that, in honor, he owed
+some companionship, of the body at least, to the old man in
+exchange for the run of the house, and his evenings were his
+conscientious concession to his social duty. But sometimes he felt
+the surprising and wholly irrational impulse to concede more, to
+give the old man a larger measure of society than he was, so to
+say, paying for. He felt it now as he seated himself methodically
+and opened his table drawer.</p>
+<p>From a purely selfish point of view, which was the only point of
+view from which such a compact need be considered, he could hardly
+think that his new domestic arrangement was a success. Greater
+comforts he had, of course, but it is not upon comforts that the
+world's work hangs. The important facts were that he was paying as
+much as he had paid at Mrs. Paynter's, and was enjoying rather less
+privacy. He and Nicolovius were friends of convenience only. Yet
+somehow the old professor managed to obtrude himself perpetually
+upon his consciousness. The young man began to feel an annoying
+sense of personal responsibility toward him, an impulse which his
+reason rejected utterly.</p>
+<p>He was aware that, personally, he wished himself back at Mrs.
+Paynter's and the Scriptorium. A free man, in possession of this
+knowledge, would immediately pack up and return. But that was just
+the trouble. He who had always, hitherto, been the freest man in
+the world, appeared no longer to be free. He was aware that he
+would find it very difficult to walk into the sitting-room at this
+moment, and tell Nicolovius that he was going to leave. The old man
+would probably make a scene. The irritating thing about it was that
+Nicolovius, being as solitary in the great world as he himself,
+actually <i>minded</i> his isolation, and was apparently coming to
+depend upon <i>him</i>.</p>
+<p>But after all, he was contented here, and his work was
+prospering largely. The days of his preparation for his <i>Post</i>
+labors were definitely over. He no longer had to read or study; he
+stood upon his feet, and carried his editorial qualifications under
+his hat. His duties as assistant editor occupied him but four or
+five hours a day; some three hours a day&mdash;the allotment was
+inexact, for the Schedule had lost its first rigid
+precision&mdash;to the Sciences of Physical Culture and Human
+Intercourse; all the rest to the Science of Sciences. Glorious
+mornings, and hardly less glorious nights, he gave, day after day,
+week after week, to the great book; and because of his
+astonishingly enhanced vitality, he made one hour tell now as an
+hour and a half had told in the period of the establishment of the
+Scriptorium.</p>
+<p>And now, without warning and prematurely, the jade Fortune had
+pitched a bomb at this new Revised Schedule of his, leaving him to
+decide whether he would patch up the pieces or not. And he had
+decided that he would not patch them up. Colonel Cowles was dead.
+The directors of the <i>Post</i> might choose him to succeed the
+Colonel, or they might not. But if they did choose him, he had
+finally made up his mind that he would accept the election.</p>
+<p>In his attitude toward the newspaper, Queed was something like
+those eminent fellow-scientists of his who have set out to "expose"
+spiritualism and "the occult," and have ended as the most gullible
+customers of the most dubious of "mediums." The idea of being
+editor for its own sake, which he had once jeered and flouted, he
+had gradually come to consider with large respect. The work drew
+him amazingly; it was applied science of a peculiarly fascinating
+sort. And in the six days of the Colonel's illness in May, when he
+had full charge of the editorial page&mdash;and again now&mdash;he
+had an exhilarating consciousness of personal power which lured
+him, oddly, more than any sensation he had ever had in his
+life.</p>
+<p>No inducements of this sort, alone, could ever have drawn him
+from his love. However, his love was safe, in any case. If they
+made him editor, they would give him an assistant. He would keep
+his mornings for himself&mdash;four hours a day. In the long vigil
+last night, he had threshed the whole thing out. On a four-hour
+schedule he could finish his book in four years and a half
+more:&mdash;an unprecedentedly early age to have completed so
+monumental a work. And who could say that in thus making haste
+slowly, he would not have acquired a breadth of outlook, and closer
+knowledge of the practical conditions of life, which would be
+advantageously reflected in the Magnum Opus itself?</p>
+<p>The young man sat at his table, the sheaf of yellow sheets which
+made up the chapter he was now working on ready under his hand.
+Around him were his reference books, his note-books, his pencils
+and erasers, all the neat paraphernalia of his trade. Everything
+was in order; yet he touched none of them. Presently his eyes fell
+upon his open watch, and his mind went off into new channels, or
+rather into old channels which he thought he had abandoned for this
+half-hour at any rate. In five minutes more, he put away his
+manuscript, picked up his watch, and strolled back into the
+sitting-room.</p>
+<p>Nicolovius was sitting where he had left him, except that now he
+was not reading but merely staring out of the window. He glanced
+around with a look of pleased surprise and welcome.</p>
+<p>"Ah-h! Did genius fail to burn?" he asked, employing a bromidic
+phrase which Queed particularly detested.</p>
+<p>"That is one way of putting it, I suppose."</p>
+<p>"Or did you take pity on my solitariness? You must not let me
+become a drag upon you."</p>
+<p>Queed, dropping into a chair, rather out of humor, made no
+reply. Nicolovius continued to look out of the window.</p>
+<p>"I see in the <i>Post</i>," he presently began again, "that
+Colonel Cowles, after getting quite well, broke himself down again
+in preparing for the so-called Reunion. It seems rather hard to
+have to give one's life for such a rabble of beggars."</p>
+<p>"That is how you regard the veterans, is it?"</p>
+<p>"Have you ever seen the outfit?"</p>
+<p>"Never."</p>
+<p>"I have lived here long enough to learn something of them. Look
+at them for yourself next week. Mix with them. Talk with them. You
+will find them worth a study&mdash;and worth nothing else under the
+sun."</p>
+<p>"I have been looking forward to doing something of that sort,"
+said Queed, introspectively.</p>
+<p>Had not Miss Weyland, the last time he had seen
+her&mdash;namely, one evening about two months
+before,&mdash;expressly invited him to come and witness the Reunion
+parade from her piazza?</p>
+<p>"You will see," said Nicolovius, in his purring voice, "a lot of
+shabby old men, outside and in, who never did an honest day's work
+in their lives."</p>
+<p>He paused, finished his cigarette and suavely resumed:</p>
+<p>"They went to war as young men, because it promised to be more
+exciting than pushing a plow over a worn-out hillside. Or because
+there was nothing else to do. Or because they were conscripted and
+kicked into it. They came out of the war the most invincible
+grafters in history. The shiftless boor of a stable-boy found
+himself transformed into a shining hero, and he meant to lie back
+and live on it for the rest of his days. Be assured that he
+understood very well the cash value of his old uniform. If he had a
+peg-leg or an empty sleeve, so much the more impudently could he
+pass around his property cap. For forty years, he and his mendicant
+band have been a cursed albatross hung around the necks of their
+honest fellows. Able-bodied men, they have lolled back and eaten up
+millions of dollars, belonging to a State which they pretend to
+love and which, as they well know, has needed every penny for the
+desperate struggle of existence. Since the political party which
+dominates this State is too cowardly to tell them to go to work or
+go to the devil, it will be a God's mercy when the last one of them
+is in his grave. You may take my word for that."</p>
+<p>But Queed, being a scientist by passion, never took anybody's
+word for anything. He always went to the original sources of
+information, and found out for himself. It was a year now since he
+had begun saturating himself in the annals of the State and the
+South, and he had scoured the field so effectually that Colonel
+Cowles himself had been known to appeal to him on a point of
+history, though the Colonel had forty years' start on him, and had
+himself helped to make that history.</p>
+<p>Therefore Queed knew that Nicolovius, by taking the case of one
+soldier in ten, perhaps, or twenty or fifty, and offering it as
+typical of the whole, was bitterly caricaturing history; and he
+wondered why in the world the old man cared to do it.</p>
+<p>"My own reading of the recent history of the South," said Queed,
+"can hardly sustain such a view."</p>
+<p>"You have only to read further to be convinced."</p>
+<p>"But I thought you yourself never read recent history."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius flung him a sharp look, which the young man, staring
+thoughtfully at the floor, missed. The old professor laughed.</p>
+<p>"My dear boy! I read it on the lips of Major Brooke, I read it
+daily in the newspapers, I read it in such articles as your Colonel
+Cowles wrote about this very Reunion. I cannot get away from
+history in the making, if I would. Ah, there is the supper
+bell&mdash;I'm quite ready for it, too. Let us go down."</p>
+<p>They went down arm in arm. On the stairs Nicolovius said: "These
+Southern manifestations interest me because, though extreme, they
+are after all so absurdly typical of human nature. I have even seen
+the same sort of thing in my own land."</p>
+<p>Queed, though he knew the history of Ireland very well, could
+not recall any parallel to the United Confederate Veterans in the
+annals of that country. Still, a man capable of distorting history
+as Nicolovius distorted it could always find a parallel to anything
+anywhere.</p>
+<p>When the meal was about half over, Queed said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"You slept badly last night, didn't you?"</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;my old enemy. The attack soon passed. However, you
+may be sure that it is a comfort at such times to know that I am
+not alone."</p>
+<p>"If you should need any&mdash;ahem&mdash;assistance, I assume
+that you will call me," said Queed, after a pause.</p>
+<p>"Thank you. You can hardly realize what your presence here, your
+companionship and, I hope I may say, your friendship, mean to
+me."</p>
+<p>Queed glanced at him over the table, and hastily turned his
+glance away. He had surprised Nicolovius looking at him with a
+curiously tender look in his black diamond eyes.</p>
+<p>The young man went to the office that night, worried by two
+highly irritating ideas. One was that Nicolovius was most
+unjustifiably permitting himself to become dependent upon him. The
+other was that it was very peculiar that a Fenian refugee should
+care to express slanderous views of the soldiers of a Lost Cause.
+Both thoughts, once introduced into the young man's mind,
+obstinately stuck there.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XX" id="XX"></a>XX</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Meeting of the Post Directors to elect a Successor to Colonel
+Cowles; Charles Gardiner West's Sensible Remarks on Mr. Queed; Mr.
+West's Resignation from Old Blaines College, and New Consecration
+to the Uplift.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The <i>Post</i> directors gathered in special meeting on Monday.
+Their first act was to adopt some beautiful resolutions, prepared
+by Charles Gardiner West, in memory of the editor who had served
+the paper so long and so well. Next they changed the organization
+of the staff, splitting the late Colonel's heavy duties in two, by
+creating the separate position of managing editor; this official to
+have complete authority over the news department of the paper, as
+the editor had over its editorial page. The directors named Evan
+Montague, the able city editor of the Post, to fill the new
+position, while promoting the strongest of the reporters to fill
+the city desk.</p>
+<p>The chairman, Stewart Byrd, then announced that he was ready to
+receive nominations for, or hear discussion about, the
+editorship.</p>
+<p>One of the directors, Mr. Hopkins, observed that, as he viewed
+it, the directors should not feel restricted to local timber in the
+choice of a successor to the Colonel. He said that the growing
+importance of the <i>Post</i> entitled it to an editor of the first
+ability, and that the directors should find such a one, whether in
+New York, or Boston, or San Francisco.</p>
+<p>Another director, Mr. Boggs, remarked that it did not
+necessarily follow that a thoroughly suitable man must be a New
+York, Boston, or San Francisco man. Unless he was greatly deceived,
+there was an eminently suitable man, not merely in the city, but in
+the office of the <i>Post</i>, where, since Colonel Cowles's death,
+he was doing fourteen hours of excellent work per day for the sum
+of fifteen hundred dollars per annum.</p>
+<p>"Mr. Boggs's point," said Mr. Hickok, a third director, who
+looked something like James E. Winter, "is exceedingly well taken.
+A United States Senator from a Northern State is a guest in my
+house for Reunion week. The Senator reads the editorials in the
+<i>Post</i> with marked attention, has asked me the name of the
+writer, and has commended some of his utterances most highly. The
+Senator tells me that he never reads the editorials in his own
+paper&mdash;a Boston paper, Mr. Hopkins, by the bye&mdash;his
+reason being that they are never worth reading."</p>
+<p>Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter, fourth and fifth directors, were
+much struck with Mr. Hickok's statement. They averred that they had
+made a point of reading the <i>Post</i> editorials during the
+Colonel's absence, with a view to sizing up the assistant, and had
+been highly pleased with the character of his work.</p>
+<p>Mr. Wilmerding, a sixth director, declared that the Colonel had,
+in recent months, more than once remarked to him that the young man
+was entirely qualified to be his successor. In fact, the Colonel
+had once said that he meant to retire before a great while, and, of
+course with the directors' approval, turn over the editorial helm
+to the assistant. Therefore, he, Mr. Wilmerding, had pleasure in
+nominating Mr. Queed for the position of editor of the
+<i>Post</i>.</p>
+<p>Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter said that they had pleasure in
+seconding this nomination.</p>
+<p>Mr. Charles Gardiner West, a seventh director, was recognized
+for a few remarks. Mr. West expressed his intense gratification
+over what had been said in eulogy of Mr. Queed. This gratification,
+some might argue, was not wholly disinterested, since it was Mr.
+West who had discovered Mr. Queed and sent him to the <i>Post</i>.
+To praise the able editor was therefore to praise the alert,
+watchful, and discriminating director. (Smiles.) Seriously, Mr.
+Queed's work, especially during the last few months, had been of
+the highest order, and Mr. West, having worked beside him more than
+once, ventured to say that he appreciated his valuable qualities
+better than any other director. If the Colonel had but lived a year
+or two longer, there could not, in his opinion, be the smallest
+question as to what step the honorable directors should now take.
+But as it was, Mr. West, as Mr. Queed's original sponsor on the
+<i>Post</i>, felt it his duty to call attention to two things. The
+first was the young man's extreme youth. The second was the fact
+that he was a stranger to the State, having lived there less than
+two years. At his present rate of progress, it was of course patent
+to any observer that he was a potential editor of the <i>Post</i>,
+and a great one. But might it not be, on the whole,
+desirable&mdash;Mr. West merely suggested the idea in the most
+tentative way, and wholly out of his sense of sponsorship for Mr.
+Queed&mdash;to give him a little longer chance to grow and broaden
+and learn, before throwing the highest responsibility and the final
+honors upon him?</p>
+<p>Mr. West's graceful and sensible remarks made a distinct
+impression upon the directors, and Mr. Hopkins took occasion to say
+that it was precisely such thoughts as these that had led him to
+suggest looking abroad for a man. Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter
+asserted that they would deprecate doing anything that Mr. West,
+with his closer knowledge of actual conditions, thought premature.
+Mr. Boggs admitted that the ability to write editorials of the
+first order was not all that should be required of the editor of
+the <i>Post</i>. It might be doubtful, thought he, whether so young
+a man could represent the <i>Post</i> properly on occasions of a
+semi-public nature, or in emergency situations such as occasionally
+arose in an editorial office.</p>
+<p>Mr. Wilmerding inquired the young man's age, and upon being told
+that he was under twenty-six, remarked that only very exceptional
+abilities could counteract such youth as that.</p>
+<p>"That," said Mr. Hickok, glancing cursorily at Charles Gardiner
+West, "is exactly the sort of abilities Mr. Queed possesses."</p>
+<p>Discussion flagged. The chairman asked if they were ready for a
+vote upon Mr. Queed.</p>
+<p>"No, no&mdash;let's take our time," said Mr. Wilmerding.</p>
+<p>"Perhaps somebody has other nominations to offer."</p>
+<p>No one seemed to have other nominations to offer. Some minutes
+were consumed by random suggestions and unprogressive
+recommendations. Busy directors began to look at their watches.</p>
+<p>"Look here, Gard&mdash;I mean Mr. West," suddenly said young
+Theodore Fyne, the baby of the board. "Why couldn't we persuade
+<i>you</i> to take the editorship?... Resign from the college, you
+know?"</p>
+<p>"Now you <i>have</i> said something!" cried Mr. Hopkins,
+enthusiastically.</p>
+<p>Mr. West, by a word and a gesture, indicated that the suggestion
+was preposterous and the conversation highly unwelcome.</p>
+<p>But it was obvious that young Mr. Fyne's suggestion had caught
+the directors at sight. Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter affirmed that
+they had not ventured to hope, etc., etc., but that if Mr. West
+could be induced to consider the position, no choice would appear
+to them so eminently&mdash;etc., etc. So said Mr. Boggs. So said
+Messrs. Hopkins, Fyne, and Wilmerding.</p>
+<p>Mr. Hickok, the director who resembled James E. Winter, looked
+out of the window.</p>
+<p>Mr. West, obviously restive under these tributes, was
+constrained to state his position more fully. For more than one
+reason which should be evident, he said, the mention of his name in
+this connection was most embarrassing and distasteful to him. While
+thanking the directors heartily for their evidences of good-will,
+he therefore begged them to desist, and proceed with the discussion
+of other candidates.</p>
+<p>"In that case," said Mr. Hickok, "it appears to be the reluctant
+duty of the nominator to withdraw Mr. West's name."</p>
+<p>But the brilliant young man's name, once thrown into the arena,
+could no more be withdrawn than the fisherman of legend could
+restore the genie to the bottle, or Pandora get her pretty gifts
+back into the box again. There was the idea, fairly out and vastly
+alluring. The kindly directors pressed it home. No doubt they, as
+well as Plonny Neal, appreciated that Blaines College did not give
+the young man a fair field for his talents; and certainly they knew
+with admiration the articles with which he sometimes adorned the
+columns of their paper. Of all the directors, they now pointed out,
+he had stood closest to Colonel Cowles, and was most familiar with
+the traditions and policies of the <i>Post</i>. Their urgings
+increased in force and persistence; perhaps they felt encouraged by
+a certain want of finality in the young man's tone; and at length
+West was compelled to make yet another statement.</p>
+<p>He was, he explained, utterly disconcerted at the turn the
+discussion had taken, and found the situation so embarrassing that
+he must ask his friends, the directors, to extricate him from it at
+once. The editorship of the <i>Post</i> was an office which he,
+personally, had never aspired to, but it would be presumption for
+him to deny that he regarded it as a post which would reflect honor
+upon any one. He was willing to admit, in this confidential circle,
+moreover, that he had taken up college work chiefly with the
+ambition of assisting Blaines over a critical year or two in its
+history, and that, to put it only generally, he was not
+indefinitely bound to his present position. But under the present
+circumstances, as he said, he could not consent to any discussion
+of his name; and unless the directors would agree to drop him from
+further consideration, which he earnestly preferred, he must
+reluctantly suggest adjournment.</p>
+<p>"An interregnum," said Mr. Hickok, looking out of the window,
+"is an unsatisfactory, not to say a dangerous thing. Would it not
+be better, since we are gathered for that purpose, to take decisive
+action to-day?"</p>
+<p>"What is your pleasure, gentlemen?" inquired Chairman Byrd.</p>
+<p>Mr. Hickok was easily overruled. The directors seized eagerly on
+Mr. West's suggestion. On motion of Mr. Hopkins, seconded by Mr.
+Shorter and Mr. Porter, the meeting stood adjourned to the third
+day following at noon.</p>
+<p>On the second day following the <i>Post</i> carried the
+interesting announcement that Mr. West had resigned from the
+presidency of Blaines College, a bit of news which his friends read
+with sincere pleasure. The account of the occurrence gave one to
+understand that all Mr. West's well-known persuasiveness had been
+needed to force the trustees to accept his resignation. And when
+James E. Winter read this part of it, at his suburban breakfast, he
+first laughed, and then swore. The same issue of the <i>Post</i>
+carried an editorial, mentioning in rather a sketchy way the
+benefits Mr. West had conferred upon Blaines College, and paying a
+high and confident tribute to his qualities as a citizen. The young
+acting-editor, who never wrote what he did not think, had taken
+much pains with this editorial, especially the sketchy part. Of
+course the pestiferous <i>Chronicle</i> took an entirely different
+view of the situation. "The <i>Chronicle</i> has won its great
+fight," so it nervily said, "against classism in Blaines College."
+And it had the vicious taste to add: "Nothing in Mr. West's
+presidential life became him like the leaving of it."</p>
+<p>On the third day the directors met again. With characteristic
+delicacy of feeling, West remained away from the meeting. However,
+Mr. Hopkins, who seemed to know what he was talking about, at once
+expressed his conviction that they might safely proceed to the
+business which had brought them together.</p>
+<p>"Perceiving clearly that I represent a minority view," said Mr.
+Hickok, "I request the director who nominated Mr. Queed to withdraw
+his name. I think it proper that our action should be unanimous.
+But I will say, frankly, that if Mr. Queed's name remains before
+the board, I shall vote for him, since I consider him from every
+point of view the man for the position."</p>
+<p>Mr. Queed's name having been duly withdrawn, the directors
+unanimously elected Charles Gardiner West to the editorship of the
+<i>Post</i>. By a special resolution introduced by Mr. Hopkins,
+they thanked Mr. Queed for his able conduct of the editorial page
+in the absence of the editor, and voted him an increased honorarium
+of eighteen hundred dollars a year.</p>
+<p>The directors adjourned, and Mr. Hickok stalked out, looking
+more like James E. Winter than ever. The other directors, however,
+looked highly gratified at themselves. They went out heartily
+congratulating each other. By clever work they had secured for
+their paper the services of one of the ablest, most gifted, most
+polished and popular young men in the State. Nevertheless, though
+they never knew it, their action was decidedly displeasing to at
+least one faithful reader of the <i>Post</i>, to wit, Miss
+Charlotte Lee Weyland, of the Department of Charities. Sharlee felt
+strongly that Mr. Queed should have had the editorship, then and
+there. It might be said that she had trained him up for exactly
+that position. Of course, Mr. West, her very good friend, would
+make an editor of the first order. But, with all the flocks that
+roamed upon his horizon, ought he to have reached out and plucked
+the one ewe lamb of the poor assistant? Besides, she thought that
+Mr. West ought to have remained at Blaines College.</p>
+<p>But how could she maintain this attitude of criticism when the
+new editor himself, bursting in upon her little parlor in a golden
+nimbus of optimism, radiant good humor and success, showed up the
+shallowness and the injustice of it?</p>
+<p>"To have that college off my neck&mdash;Whew! I'm as happy, my
+friend, as a schoolboy on the first day of vacation. I haven't
+talked much about it to you," continued Mr. West, "for it's a bore
+to listen to other people's troubles&mdash;but that college had
+become a perfect old man of the sea! The relief is glorious! I'm
+bursting with energy and enthusiasm and big plans for the
+<i>Post</i>."</p>
+<p>"And Mr. Queed?" said Sharlee. "Was he much disappointed?"</p>
+<p>West was a little surprised at the question, but he gathered
+from her tone that she thought Mr. Queed had some right to be.</p>
+<p>"Why, I think not," he answered, decisively. "Why in the world
+should he be? Of course it means only a delay of a year or two for
+him, at the most. I betray no confidence when I tell you that I do
+not expect to remain editor of the <i>Post</i> forever."</p>
+<p>Sharlee appeared struck by this summary of the situation, which,
+to tell the truth, had never occurred to her. Therefore, West went
+on to sketch it more in detail to her.</p>
+<p>"The last thing in the world that I would do," said he, "is to
+stand in that boy's light. My one wish is to push him to the front
+just as fast as he can stride. Why, I discovered Queed&mdash;you
+and I did, that is&mdash;and I think I may claim to have done
+something toward training him. To speak quite frankly, the
+situation was this: In spite of his great abilities, he is still
+very young and inexperienced. Give him a couple of years in which
+to grow and broaden and get his bearings more fully, and he will be
+the very best man in sight for the place. On the other hand, if he
+were thrust prematurely into great responsibility, he would be
+almost certain to make some serious error, some fatal break, which
+would impair his usefulness, and perhaps ruin it forever. Do you
+see my point? As his sponsor on the <i>Post</i>, it seemed to me
+unwise and unfair to expose him to the risks of forcing his pace.
+That's the whole story. I'm not the king at all. I'm only the
+regent during the king's minority."</p>
+<p>Sharlee now saw how unjust she had been, to listen to the small
+whisper of doubt of West's entire magnanimity.</p>
+<p>"You are much wiser and farther-sighted than I."</p>
+<p>"Perish the thought!"</p>
+<p>"I'm glad my little Doctor&mdash;only he isn't either little or
+very much of a doctor any more&mdash;has such a good friend at
+court."</p>
+<p>"Nonsense. It was only what anybody who stopped to think a
+moment would have done."</p>
+<p>"Not everybody who stops to think is so generous...."</p>
+<p>This thought, too, Mr. West abolished by a word.</p>
+<p>"But you will like the work, won't you!" continued Sharlee,
+still self-reproachful. "I do hope you will."</p>
+<p>"I shall like it immensely," said West, above pretending, as
+some regents would have done, that he was martyring himself for his
+friend, the king. "Where can you find any bigger or nobler work? At
+Blaines College of blessed memory, the best I could hope for was to
+reach and influence a handful of lumpish boys. How tremendously
+broader is the opportunity on the <i>Post!</i> Think of having a
+following of a hundred thousand readers a day! (You allow three or
+four readers to a copy, you know.) Think of talking every morning
+to such an audience as that, preaching progress and high ideals,
+courage and honesty and kindness and faith&mdash;moulding their
+opinions and beliefs, their ambitions, their very habits of
+thought, as I think they ought to be moulded ..."</p>
+<p>He talked in about this vein till eleven o'clock, and Sharlee
+listened with sincere admiration. Nevertheless, he left her still
+troubled by a faint doubt as to how Mr. Queed himself felt about
+what had been done for his larger good. But when she next saw
+Queed, only a few days later, this doubt instantly dissolved and
+vanished. She had never seen him less inclined to indict the world
+and his fortune.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXI" id="XXI"></a>XXI</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Queed sits on the Steps with Sharlee, and sees Some Old
+Soldiers go marching by.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Far as the eye could see, either way, the street was two
+parallels of packed humanity. Both sidewalks, up and down, were
+loaded to capacity and spilling off surplus down the side-streets.
+Navigation was next to impossible; as for crossing you were a
+madman to think of such a thing. At the sidewalks' edge policemen
+patrolled up and down in the street with their incessant cry of
+"Back there!"&mdash;pausing now and then to dislodge small boys
+from trees, whither they had climbed at enormous peril to
+themselves and innocent by-standers. Bunting, flags, streamers were
+everywhere; now and then a floral arch bearing words of welcome
+spanned the roadway; circus day in a small town was not a dot upon
+the atmosphere of thrilled expectancy so all-pervasive here. It
+was, in fact, the crowning occasion of the Confederate Reunion, and
+the fading remnants of Lee's armies were about to pass in annual
+parade and review.</p>
+<p>Mrs. Weyland's house stood full on the line of march. It was the
+house she had come to as a bride; she owned it; and because it
+could not easily be converted over her head into negotiable funds,
+it had escaped the predacious clutches of Henry G. Surface. After
+the crash, it would doubtless have been sensible to sell it and
+take something cheaper; but sentiment made her cling to this house,
+and her daughter, in time, went to work to uphold sentiment's
+hands. It was not a large house, or a fine one, but it did have a
+very comfortable little porch. To-day this porch was beautifully
+decorated, like the whole town, with the colors of two countries,
+one living and one dead; and the decorations for the dead were
+three times greater than the decorations for the living. And why
+not? Yet, at that, Sharlee was liberal-minded and a thorough-going
+nationalist. On some houses, the decorations for the dead were five
+times greater, like Benjamin's mess; on others, ten times; on yet
+others, no colors at all floated but the beloved Stars and
+Bars.</p>
+<p>Upon the steps of Mrs. Weyland's porch sat Mr. Queed, come by
+special invitation of Mrs. Weyland's daughter to witness the
+parade.</p>
+<p>The porch, being so convenient for seeing things, was hospitably
+taxed to its limits. New people kept turning in at the gate, mostly
+ladies, mostly white-haired ladies wearing black, and Sharlee was
+incessantly springing up to greet them. However, Queed, feeling
+that the proceedings might be instructive to him, had had the
+foresight to come early, before the sidewalks solidified with
+spectators; and at first, and spasmodically thereafter, he had some
+talk with Sharlee.</p>
+<p>"So you didn't forget?" she said, in greeting him.</p>
+<p>He eyed her reflectively. "When I was seven years old," he
+began, "Tim once asked me to attend to something for him while he
+went out for a minute. It was to mind some bacon that he had put on
+to broil for supper. I became absorbed in a book I was reading, and
+Tim came back to find the bacon a crisp. I believe I have never
+forgotten anything from that day to this. You have a holiday at the
+Department?"</p>
+<p>"Why, do you suppose we'd work to-day!" said Sharlee, and
+introduced him to her mother, who, having attentively overheard his
+story of Tim and the bacon, proceeded to look him over with some
+care.</p>
+<p>Sharlee left them for a moment, and came back bearing a flag
+about the size of a man's visiting card.</p>
+<p>"You are one of us, aren't you? I have brought you," she said,
+"your colors."</p>
+<p>Queed looked and recognized the flag that was everywhere in
+predominance that day. "And what will it mean if I wear it?"</p>
+<p>"Only," said Sharlee, "that you love the South."</p>
+<p>Vaguely Queed saw in her blue-spar eyes the same kind of
+softness that he noticed in people's voices this afternoon, a
+softness which somehow reminded him of a funeral, Fifi's or Colonel
+Cowles's.</p>
+<p>"Oh, very well, if you like."</p>
+<p>Sharlee put the flag in his buttonhole under her mother's
+watchful gaze. Then she got cushions and straw-mats, and explained
+their uses in connection with steps. Next, she gave a practical
+demonstration of the same by seating the young man, and sitting
+down beside him.</p>
+<p>"One thing I have noticed about loving the South. Everybody does
+it, who takes the trouble to know us. Look at the
+people!&mdash;millions and millions...."</p>
+<p>"Colonel Cowles would have liked this."</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;dear old man." Sharlee paused a moment, and then went
+on. "He was in the parade last year&mdash;on the beautifullest
+black horse&mdash;You never saw anything so handsome as he looked
+that day. It was in Savannah, and I went. I was a maid of honor,
+but my real duties were to keep him from marching around in the hot
+sun all day. And now this year ... You see, that is what makes it
+so sad. When these old men go tramping by, everybody is thinking:
+'Hundreds of them won't be here next year, and hundreds more the
+next year, and soon will come a year when there won't be any parade
+at all."</p>
+<p>She sprang up to welcome a new arrival, whom she greeted as
+either Aunt Mary or Cousin Maria, we really cannot undertake to say
+which.</p>
+<p>Queed glanced over the group on the porch, to most of whom he
+had been introduced, superfluously, as it seemed to him. There must
+have been twenty or twenty-five of them; some seated, some standing
+at the rail, some sitting near him on the steps; but all,
+regardless of age and sex, wearing the Confederate colors. He
+noticed particularly the white-haired old ladies, and somehow their
+faces, also, put him in mind of Fifi's or Colonel Cowles's
+funeral.</p>
+<p>Sharlee came and sat down by him again. "Mr. Queed," said she,
+"I don't know whether you expect sympathy about what the
+<i>Post</i> directors did, or congratulations."</p>
+<p>"Oh, congratulations," he answered at once. "Considering that
+they wanted to discharge me a year ago, I should say that the
+testimonial they gave me represented a rather large change of
+front."</p>
+<p>"Personally, I think it is splendid. But the important thing is:
+does it satisfy <i>you?</i>"</p>
+<p>"Oh, quite." He added: "If they had gone outside for a man, I
+might have felt slighted. It is very different with a man like
+West. I am perfectly willing to wait. You may remember that I did
+not promise to be editor in any particular year."</p>
+<p>"I know. And when they do elect you&mdash;you see I say when,
+and not if&mdash;shall you pitch it in their faces, as you
+said?"</p>
+<p>"No&mdash;I have decided to keep it&mdash;for a time at any
+rate."</p>
+<p>Sharlee smiled, but it was an inward smile and he never knew
+anything about it. "Have you gotten really interested in the
+work&mdash;personally interested, I mean?"</p>
+<p>He hesitated. "I hardly like to say how much."</p>
+<p>"The more you become interested in it&mdash;and I believe it
+will be progressive&mdash;the less you will mind saying so."</p>
+<p>"It is a strange interest&mdash;utterly unlike me&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"How do you know it isn't more like you than anything you ever
+did in your life?"</p>
+<p>That struck him to silence; he gave her a quick inquiring
+glance, and looked away at once; and Sharlee, for the moment
+entirely oblivious of the noise and the throng all about her, went
+on.</p>
+<p>"I called that a magnificent boast once&mdash;about your being
+editor of the <i>Post</i>. Do you remember? Isn't it time I was
+confessing that you have got the better of me?"</p>
+<p>"I think it is too soon," he answered, in his quietest voice,
+"to say whether I have got the better of you, or you have got the
+better of me."</p>
+<p>Sharlee looked off down the street. "But you certainly will be
+editor of the <i>Post</i> some day."</p>
+<p>"As I recall it, we did not speak only of editorial writing that
+night."</p>
+<p>"Oh, listen ...!"</p>
+<p>From far away floated the strains of "Dixie," crashed out by
+forty bands. The crowd on the sidewalks stirred; prolonged shouts
+went up; and now all those who were seated on the porch arose at
+one motion and came forward.</p>
+<p>Sharlee had to spring up to greet still another relative. She
+came back in a moment, sincerely hoping that Mr. Queed would resume
+the conversation which her exclamation had interrupted. But he
+spoke of quite a different matter, a faint cloud on his intelligent
+brow.</p>
+<p>"You should hear Professor Nicolovius on these veterans of
+yours."</p>
+<p>"What does he say about them? Something hateful, I'm sure."</p>
+<p>"Among other things, that they are a lot of professional beggars
+who have lived for forty years on their gray uniforms, and can best
+serve their country by dying with all possible speed. Do you know,"
+he mused, "if you could hear him, I believe you would be tempted to
+guess that he is a former Union officer&mdash;who got into trouble,
+perhaps, and was cashiered."</p>
+<p>"But of course you know all about him?"</p>
+<p>"No," said he, honest, but looking rather annoyed at having
+given her such an opening, "I know only what he told me."</p>
+<p>"Sharlee," came her mother's voice from the rear, "are you
+sitting on the cold stone?"</p>
+<p>"No, mother. Two mats and a cushion."</p>
+<p>"Well, he is not a Union officer," said Sharlee to Queed, "for
+if he were, he would not be bitter. All the bitterness nowadays
+comes from the non-combatants, the camp-followers, the sutlers, and
+the cowards. Look, Mr. Queed! <i>Look!</i>"</p>
+<p>The street had become a tumult, the shouting grew into a roar.
+Two squares away the head of the parade swept into view, and drew
+steadily nearer. Mr. Queed looked, and felt a thrill in despite of
+himself.</p>
+<p>At the head of the column came the escort, with the three
+regimental bands, mounted and bicycle police, city officials,
+visiting military, sons of veterans, and the militia, including the
+resplendent Light Infantry Blues of Richmond, a crack drill
+regiment with an honorable history dating from 1789, and the
+handsomest uniforms ever seen. Behind the escort rode the honored
+commander-in-chief of the veterans, and staff, the grand marshal
+and staff, and a detachment of mounted veterans. The general
+commanding rode a dashing white horse, which he sat superbly
+despite his years, and received an ovation all along the line. An
+even greater ovation went to two festooned carriages which rolled
+behind the general staff: they contained four black-clad women, no
+longer young, who bore names that had been dear to the hearts of
+the Confederacy. After these came the veterans afoot, stepping like
+youngsters, for that was their pride, in faded equipments which
+contrasted sharply with the shining trappings of the militia. They
+marched by state divisions, each division marshaled into brigades,
+each brigade subdivided again into camps. At the head of each
+division rode the major-general and staff, and behind each staff
+came a carriage containing the state's sponsor and maids of honor.
+And everywhere there were bands, bands playing "Dixie," and the
+effect would have been even more glorious, if only any two of them
+had played the same part of it at the same time.</p>
+<p>Everybody was standing. It is doubtful if in all the city there
+was anybody sitting now, save those restrained by physical
+disabilities. Conversation on the Weyland piazza became exceedingly
+disjointed. Everybody was excitedly calling everybody else's
+attention to things that seemed particularly important in the
+passing spectacle. To Queed the amount these people appeared to
+know about it all was amazing. All during the afternoon he heard
+Sharlee identifying fragments of regiments with a sureness of
+knowledge that he, an authority on knowledge, marveled at.</p>
+<p>The escort passed, and the officers and staffs drew on. The
+fine-figured old commander-in-chief, when he came abreast, turned
+and looked full at the Weyland piazza, seemed to search it for a
+face, and swept his plumed hat to his stirrup in a profound bow.
+The salute was greeted on the porch with a burst of hand-clapping
+and a great waving of flags.</p>
+<p>"That was for my grandmother. He was in love with her in 1850,"
+said Sharlee to Queed, and immediately whisked away to tell
+something else to somebody else.</p>
+<p>One of the first groups of veterans in the line, heading the
+Virginia Division, was the popular R.E. Lee Camp of Richmond. All
+afternoon they trod to the continual accompaniment of cheers. No
+exclusive "show" company ever marched in better time than these
+septuagenarians, and this was everywhere the subject of comment. A
+Grand Army man stood in the press on the sidewalk, and, struck by
+the gallant step of the old fellows, yelled out
+good-naturedly:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"You boys been drillin' to learn to march like that, haven't
+you?"</p>
+<p>Instantly a white-beard in the ranks called back: "No, sir!
+<i>We never have forgot!</i>"</p>
+<p>Other camps were not so rhythmic in their tread. Some of the
+lines were very dragging and straggly; the old feet shuffled and
+faltered in a way which showed that their march was nearly over.
+Not fifty yards away from Queed, one veteran pitched out of the
+ranks; he was lifted up and received into the house opposite which
+he fell. Sadder than the men were the old battle-flags, soiled
+wisps that the aged hands held aloft with the most solicitous care.
+The flag-poles were heavy and the men's arms weaker than once they
+were; sometimes two or even three men acted jointly as
+standard-bearer.</p>
+<p>These old flags, mere unrecognizable fragments as many of them
+were, were popular with the onlookers. Each as it marched by, was
+halled with a new roar. Of course there were many tears. There was
+hardly anybody in all that crowd, over fifty years old, in whom the
+sight of these fast dwindling ranks did not stir memories of some
+personal bereavement. The old ladies on the porch no longer used
+their handkerchiefs chiefly for waving. Queed saw one of them wave
+hers frantically toward a drooping little knot of passing
+gray-coats, and then fall back into a chair, the same handkerchief
+at her eyes. Sharlee, who was explaining everything that anybody
+wanted to know, happened to be standing near him; she followed his
+glance and whispered gently:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Her husband and two of her brothers were killed at Gettysburg.
+Her husband was in Pickett's Division. Those were Pickett's men
+that just passed&mdash;about all there are left now."</p>
+<p>A little while afterwards, she added: "It is not so gay as one
+of your Grand Army Days, is it? You see ... it all comes home very
+close to us. Those old men that can't be with us much longer are
+our mothers' brothers, and sweethearts, and uncles, and fathers.
+They went out so young&mdash;so brave and full of hope&mdash;they
+poured out by hundreds of thousands. Down this very street they
+marched, no more than boys, and our mothers stood here where we are
+standing, to bid them godspeed. And now look at what is left of
+them, straggling by. There is nobody on this porch&mdash;but
+you&mdash;who did not lose somebody that was dear to them. And then
+there was our pride ... for we were proud. So that is why our old
+ladies cry to-day."</p>
+<p>"And why your young ladies cry, too?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, ... I am not crying."</p>
+<p>"Don't you suppose I know when people are crying and when they
+aren't?&mdash;Why do you do it?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee lowered her eyes. "Well ... it's all pretty sad, you
+know ... pretty sad."</p>
+<p>She turned away, leaving him to his own devices. From his place
+on the top step, Queed turned and let his frank glance run over the
+ladies on the porch. The sadness of face that he had noticed
+earlier had dissolved and precipitated now: there was hardly a dry
+eye on that porch but his own. What were they all crying for? Miss
+Weyland's explanation did not seem very convincing. The war had
+ended a generation ago. The whole thing had been over and done with
+many years before she was born.</p>
+<p>He turned again, and looked out with unseeing eyes over the
+thick street, with the thin strip of parade moving down the middle
+of it. He guessed that these ladies on the porch were not crying
+for definite brothers, or fathers, or sweethearts they had lost.
+People didn't do that after forty years; here was Fifi only dead a
+year, and he never saw anybody crying for her. No, they were
+weeping over an idea; it was sentiment, and a vague, misty,
+unreasonable sentiment at that. And yet he could not say that Miss
+Weyland appeared simply foolish with those tears in her eyes. No,
+the girl somehow managed to give the effect of seeing farther into
+things than he himself.... Her tears evidently were in the nature
+of a tribute: she was paying them to an idea. Doubtless there was a
+certain largeness about that. But obviously the paying of such a
+tribute could do no possible good&mdash;unless&mdash;to the payer.
+Was there anything in that?&mdash;in the theory....</p>
+<p>Unusual bursts of cheering broke their way into his
+consciousness, and he recalled himself to see a squad of negro
+soldiers, all very old men, hobbling by. These were of the
+faithful, whom no number of proclamations could shake from
+allegiance to Old Marster. One of them declared himself to be
+Stonewall Jackson's cook. Very likely Stonewall Jackson's cooks are
+as numerous as once were ladies who had been kissed by LaFayette,
+but at any rate this old negro was the object of lively interest
+all along the line. He was covered with reunion badges, and carried
+two live chickens under his arm.</p>
+<p>Queed went down to the bottom step, the better to hear the
+comments of the onlookers, for this was what interested him most.
+He found himself standing next to an exceptionally clean-cut young
+fellow of about his own age. This youth appeared a fine specimen of
+the sane, wholesome, successful young American business man. Yet he
+was behaving like a madman, yelling like Bedlam, wildly flaunting
+his hat&mdash;a splendid-looking Panama&mdash;now and then savagely
+brandishing his fists at an unseen foe. Queed heard him saying
+fiercely, apparently to the world at large: "They couldn't lick us
+now. By the Lord, they couldn't lick us now!"</p>
+<p>Queed said to him: "You were badly outnumbered when they licked
+you."</p>
+<p>Flaunting his hat passionately at the thin columns, the young
+man shouted into space:
+"Outnumbered&mdash;outarmed&mdash;outequipped&mdash;outrationed&mdash;but
+not outgeneraled, sir, not outsoldiered, not outmanned!"</p>
+<p>"You seem a little excited about it. Yet you've had forty years
+to get used to it."</p>
+<p>"Ah," brandished the young man at the soldiers, a glad
+battlenote breaking into his voice, "I'm being addressed by a
+Yankee, am I?"</p>
+<p>"No," said Queed, "you are being addressed by an American."</p>
+<p>"That's a fair reply," said the young man; and consented to take
+his eyes from the parade a second to glance at the author of it.
+"Hello! You're Doc&mdash;Mr. Queed, aren't you?"</p>
+<p>Queed, surprised, admitted his identity.</p>
+<p>"Ye-a-a-a!" said the young man, in a mighty voice. This time he
+shouted it directly at a tall old gentleman whose horse was just
+then dancing by. The gentleman smiled, and waved his hand at the
+flaunted Panama.</p>
+<p>"A fine-looking man," said Queed.</p>
+<p>"My father," said the young man. "God bless his heart!"</p>
+<p>"Was your father in the war?"</p>
+<p>"Was he in the war? My dear sir, you might say that he was the
+war. But you could scrape this town with a fine-tooth comb without
+finding anybody of his age that wasn't in the war."</p>
+<p>The necessity for a new demonstration checked his speech for a
+moment.</p>
+<p>Queed said: "Who are these veterans? What sort of people are
+they?"</p>
+<p>"The finest fellows in the world," said the young man. "An
+occasional dead-beat among them, of course, but it's amazing how
+high an average of character they strike, considering that they
+came out of four years of war&mdash;war's demoralizing, you
+know!&mdash;with only their shirts to their backs, and often those
+were only borrowed. You'll find some mighty solid business men in
+the ranks out there, and then on down to the humblest occupations.
+Look! See that little one-legged man with the beard that
+everybody's cheering! That's Corporal Henkel of Petersburg,
+commended I don't know how many times for bravery, and they would
+have given him the town for a keepsake when it was all over, if he
+had wanted it. Well, Henkel's a cobbler&mdash;been one since
+'65&mdash;and let me tell you he's a blamed good one, and if you're
+ever in Petersburg and want any half-soling done, let me tell
+you&mdash;Yea-a-a! See that trim-looking one with the little
+mustache&mdash;saluting now? He tried to save Stonewall Jackson's
+life on the 2d of May, 1863,&mdash;threw himself in front of him
+and got badly potted. He's a D.D. now. Yea-a-a-a!"</p>
+<p>A victoria containing two lovely young girls, sponsor and maid
+of honor for South Carolina, dressed just alike, with parasols and
+enormous hats, rolled by. The girls smiled kindly at the young man,
+and he went through a very proper salute.</p>
+<p>"Watch the people!" he dashed on eagerly. "Wonderful how they
+love these old soldiers, isn't it?&mdash;they'd give 'em anything!
+And what a fine thing that is for them!&mdash;for the people, not
+the soldiers, I mean. I tell you we all give too much time to
+practical things&mdash;business&mdash;making money&mdash;taking
+things away from each other. It's a fine thing to have a day now
+and then which appeals to just the other side of us&mdash;a regular
+sentimental spree. Do you see what I mean? Maybe I'm talking like
+an ass.... But when you talk about Americans, Mr. Queed&mdash;let
+me tell you that there isn't a State in the country that is raising
+better Americans than we are raising right here in this city. We're
+as solid for the Union as Boston. But that isn't saying that we
+have forgotten all about the biggest happening in our
+history&mdash;the thing that threw over our civilization, wiped out
+our property, and turned our State into a graveyard. If we forgot
+that, we wouldn't be Americans, because we wouldn't be men."</p>
+<p>He went on fragmentarily, ever and anon interrupting himself to
+give individual ovations to his heroes and his gods:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Through the North and West you may have one old soldier to a
+village; here we have one to a house. For you it was a foreign war,
+which meant only dispatches in the newspapers. For us it was a war
+on our own front lawns, and the way we followed it was by the
+hearses backing up to the door. You can hardly walk a mile in any
+direction out of this city without stumbling upon an old
+breastworks. And in the city&mdash;well, you know all the great old
+landmarks, all around us as we stand here now. On this porch behind
+us sits a lady who knew Lee well. Many's the talk she had with him
+after the war. My mother, a bride then, sat in the pew behind Davis
+that Sunday he got the message which meant that the war was over.
+History! Why this old town drips with it. Do you think we should
+forget our heroes, Mr. Queed? Up there in Massachusetts, if you
+have a place where John Samuel Quincy Adams once stopped for a cup
+of tea, you fence it off, put a brass plate on the front door, and
+charge a nickel to go in. Which will history say is the greater
+man, Sam Adams or Robert F. Lee? If these were Washington's armies
+going by, you would probably feel a little excited, though you have
+had a hundred and twenty years to get used to Yorktown and the
+Philadelphia Congress. Well, Washington is no more to the nation
+than Lee is to the South.</p>
+<p>"But don't let anybody get concerned about our patriotism. We're
+better Americans, not worse, because of days like these, the reason
+being, as I say, that we are better men. And if your old Uncle
+Sammy gets into trouble some day, never fear but we'll be on hand
+to pull him out, with the best troops that ever stepped, and
+another Lee to lead them."</p>
+<p>Somewhere during the afternoon there had returned to Queed the
+words in which Sharlee Weyland had pointed out to him&mdash;quite
+unnecessarily&mdash;that he was standing here between two
+civilizations. On the porch now sat Miss Weyland's grandmother,
+representative of the dead aristocracy. By his side stood, clearly,
+a representative of the rising democracy&mdash;one of those
+"splendid young men" who, the girl thought, would soon be beating
+the young men of the North at every turn. It was valuable
+professionally to catch the point of view of these new democrats;
+and now he had grasped the fact that whatever the changes in
+outward form, it had an unbroken sentimental continuity with the
+type which it was replacing.</p>
+<p>"Did you ever hear Ben Hill's tribute to Lee?" inquired the
+young man presently.</p>
+<p>Queed happened to know it very well. However, the other could
+not be restrained from reciting it for his own satisfaction.</p>
+<p>"It is good&mdash;a good piece of writing and a fine tribute,"
+said Queed. "However, I read a shorter and in some ways an even
+better one in <i>Harper's Weekly</i> the other day."</p>
+<p>"<i>Harper's Weekly!</i> Good Heavens! They'll find out that
+William Lloyd Garrison was for us next. What'd it say?"</p>
+<p>"It was in answer to some correspondents who called Lee a
+traitor. The editor wrote five lines to say that, while it would be
+exceedingly difficult ever to make 'traitor' a word of honorable
+distinction, it would be done if people kept on applying it to Lee.
+In that case, he said, we should have to find a new word to mean
+what traitor means now."</p>
+<p>The young man thought this over until its full meaning sank into
+him. "I don't know how you could say anything finer of a man," he
+remarked presently, "than that applying a disgraceful epithet to
+him left him entirely untouched, but changed the whole meaning of
+the epithet. By George, that's pretty fine!"</p>
+<p>"My only criticism on the character, or rather on the greatness,
+of Lee," said Queed, introspectively, "is that, so far as I have
+ever read, he never got angry. One feels that a hero should be a
+man of terrible passions, so strong that once or twice in his life
+they get away from him. Washington always seems a bigger man
+because of his blast at Charles Lee."</p>
+<p>The young man seemed interested by this point of view. He said
+that he would ask Mrs. Beauregard about it.</p>
+<p>Not much later he said with a sigh: "Well!&mdash;It's about
+over. And now I must pay for my fun&mdash;duck back to the office
+for a special night session."</p>
+<p>Queed had taken a vague fancy to this youth, whose enviably
+pleasant manners reminded him somehow of Charles Gardiner West. "I
+supposed that it was only in newspaper offices that work went on
+without regard to holidays."</p>
+<p>The young man laughed, and held out his hand. "I'm very
+industrious, if you please. I'm delighted to have met you, Mr.
+Queed&mdash;I've known of you for a long time. My name's
+Byrd&mdash;Beverley Byrd&mdash;and I wish you'd come and see me
+some time. Good-by. I hope I haven't bored you with all my
+war-talk. I lost a grandfather and three uncles in it, and I can't
+help being interested."</p>
+<p>The last of the parade went by; the dense crowd broke and
+overran the street; and Queed stood upon the bottom step taking his
+leave of Miss Weyland. Much interested, he had lingered till the
+other guests were gone; and now there was nobody upon the porch but
+Miss Weyland's mother and grandmother, who sat at the further end
+of it, the eyes of both, did Mr. Queed but know it, upon him.</p>
+<p>"Why don't you come to see me sometimes?" the daughter and
+granddaughter was saying sweetly. "I think you will have to come
+now, for this was a party, and a party calls for a party-call. Oh,
+can you make as clever a pun as that?"</p>
+<p>"Thank you&mdash;but I never pay calls."</p>
+<p>"Oh, but you are beginning to do a good many things that you
+never did before."</p>
+<p>"Yes," he answered with curious depression. "I am."</p>
+<p>"Well, don't look so glum about it. You mustn't think that any
+change in your ways of doing is necessarily for the worse!"</p>
+<p>He refused to take up the cudgels; an uncanny thing from him.
+"Well! I am obliged to you for inviting me here to-day. It has been
+interesting and&mdash;instructive."</p>
+<p>"And now you have got us all neatly docketed on your
+sociological operating table, I suppose?"</p>
+<p>"I am inclined to think," he said slowly, "that it is you who
+have got me on the operating table again."</p>
+<p>He gave her a quick glance, at once the unhappiest and the most
+human look that she had ever seen upon his face.</p>
+<p>"No," said she, gently,&mdash;"if you are on the table, you have
+put yourself there this time."</p>
+<p>"Well, good-by&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"And are you coming to see me&mdash;to pay your party-call?"</p>
+<p>"Why should I? What is the point of these
+conventions&mdash;these little rules&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"Don't you <i>like</i> being with me? Don't you get a <i>great
+deal</i> of pleasure from my society?"</p>
+<p>"I have never asked myself such a question."</p>
+<p>He was gazing at her for a third time; and a startled look
+sprang suddenly into his eyes. It was plain that he was asking
+himself such a question now. A curious change passed over his face;
+a kind of dawning consciousness which, it was obvious, embarrassed
+him to the point of torture, while he resolutely declined to flinch
+at it.</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;I get pleasure from your society."</p>
+<p>The admission turned him rather white, but he saved himself by
+instantly flinging at her: "However, <i>I am no hedonist</i>."</p>
+<p>Sharlee retired to look up hedonist in the dictionary.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>Later that evening, Mrs. Weyland and her daughter being together
+upstairs, the former said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Sharlee, who is this Mr. Queed that you paid so much attention
+to on the porch this evening?"</p>
+<p>"Why, don't you know, mother? He is the assistant editor of the
+<i>Post</i>, and is going to be editor just the minute Mr. West
+retires. For you see, mother, everybody says that he writes the
+most wonderful articles, although I assure you, a year
+ago&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Yes, but who is he? Where does he come from? Who are his
+people?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I see. That is what you mean. Well, he comes from New York,
+where he led the most interesting literary sort of life, studying
+all the time, except when he was doing articles for the great
+reviews, or helping a lady up there to write a thesaurus. You see,
+he was fitting himself to compose a great work&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Who are his people?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, that!" said Sharlee. "Well, that question is not so easy to
+answer as you might think. It opens up a peculiar situation: to
+begin with, he is a sort of an orphan, and&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"How do you mean, a sort of an orphan?"</p>
+<p>"You see, that is just where the peculiar part comes in. There
+is the heart of the whole mystery, and yet right there is the place
+where I must be reticent with you, mother, for though I know all
+about it, it was told to me confidentially&mdash;professionally, as
+my aunt's agent&mdash;and therefore&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Do you mean that you know nothing about his people?"</p>
+<p>"I suppose it might be stated, crudely, in that way,
+but&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"And knowing nothing about who or what he was, you simply picked
+him up at the boarding-house, and admitted him to your
+friendship?"</p>
+<p>"Picking-up is not the word that the most careful mothers
+employ, in reference to their daughters' attitude toward young men.
+Mother, don't you understand? I'm a democrat."</p>
+<p>"It is not a thing," said Mrs. Weyland, with some asperity, "for
+a lady to be."</p>
+<p>Sharlee, fixing her hair in the back before the mirror, laughed
+long and merrily. "Do you dare&mdash;do you <i>dare</i> look your
+own daughter in the eye and say she is no lady?"</p>
+<p>"Do you like this young man?" Mrs. Weyland continued.</p>
+<p>"He interests me, heaps and heaps."</p>
+<p>Mrs. Weyland sighed. "I can only say," she observed, sinking
+into a chair and picking up her book, "that such goings on were
+never heard of in my day."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXII" id="XXII"></a>XXII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>In which Professor Nicolovius drops a Letter on the Floor,
+and Queed conjectures that Happiness sometimes comes to Men wearing
+a Strange Face.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Queed sat alone in the sitting-room of the Duke of Gloucester
+Street house. His afternoon's experiences had interested him
+largely. By subtle and occult processes which defied his analysis,
+what he had seen and heard had proved mysteriously
+disturbing&mdash;all this outpouring of irrational sentiment in
+which he had no share. So had his conversation with the girl
+disturbed him. He was in a condition of mental unrest, undefined
+but acute; odds and ends of curious thought kicked about within
+him, challenging him to follow them down to unexplored depths. But
+he was paying no attention to them now.</p>
+<p>He sat in the sitting-room, wondering how Nicolovius had ever
+happened to think of that story about the Fenian refugee.</p>
+<p>For Queed had been gradually driven to that unpleasant point.
+While living in the old man's house, he was, despite his
+conscientious efforts, virtually spying upon him.</p>
+<p>The Fenian story had always had its questionable points; but so
+long as the two men were merely chance fellow-boarders, it did as
+well as any other. Now that they lived together, however, the
+multiplying suggestions that the old professor was something far
+other than he pretended became rather important. The young man
+could not help being aware that Nicolovius neither looked nor
+talked in the slightest degree like an Irishman. He could not help
+being certain that an Irishman who had fled to escape punishment
+for a political crime, in 1882, could have safely returned to his
+country long ago; and would undoubtedly have kept up relations with
+his friends overseas in the meantime. Nor could he help being
+struck with such facts as that Nicolovius, while apparently little
+interested in the occasional cables about Irish affairs, had become
+seemingly absorbed in the three days' doings of the United
+Confederate Veterans.</p>
+<p>Now it was entirely all right for the old man to have a secret,
+and keep it. There was not the smallest quarrel on that score. But
+it was not in the least all right for one man to live with another,
+pretending to believe in him, when in reality he was doubting and
+questioning him at every move. The want of candor involved in his
+present relations with Nicolovius continually fretted Queed's
+conscience. Ought he not in common honesty to tell the old man that
+he could not believe the Irish biography, leaving it to him to
+decide what he wanted to do about it?</p>
+<p>Nicolovius, tramping in only a few minutes behind Queed, greeted
+his young friend as blandly as ever. Physically, he seemed tired;
+much dust of city streets clung to his commonly spotless boots; but
+his eyes were so extraordinarily brilliant that Queed at first
+wondered if he could have been drinking. However, this thought died
+almost as soon as it was born.</p>
+<p>The professor walked over to the window and stood looking out,
+hat on head. Presently he said: "You saw the grand parade, I
+suppose? For indeed there was no escaping it."</p>
+<p>Queed said that he had seen it.</p>
+<p>"You had a good place to see it from, I hope?"</p>
+<p>Excellent; Miss Weyland's porch.</p>
+<p>"Ah!" said Nicolovius, with rather an emphasis, and permitted a
+pause to fall. "A most charming young lady&mdash;charming," he went
+on, with his note of velvet irony which the young man peculiarly
+disliked. "I hear she is to marry your Mr. West. An eminently
+suitable match in every way. Yet I shall not soon forget how that
+delightful young man defrauded you of the editorship."</p>
+<p>Silence from Mr. Queed, the question of the editorship having
+already been thoroughly threshed out between them.</p>
+<p>"I, too, saw the gallant proceedings," resumed Nicolovius,
+retracing his thought. "What an outfit! What an outfit!"</p>
+<p>He dropped down into his easy chair by the table, removed his
+straw hat with traces of a rare irritation in his manner, put on
+his black skull cap, and presently purred his thoughts
+aloud:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"No writer has yet done anything like justice to the old soldier
+cult in the post-bellum South. Doubtless it may lie out of the
+province of you historians, but what a theme for a new Thackeray!
+With such a fetish your priestcraft of the Middle Ages is not to be
+compared for a moment. There is no parallel among civilized
+nations; to find one you must go to the Voodooism of the savage
+black. For more than a generation all the intelligence of the South
+has been asked, nay compelled, to come and bow down before these
+alms-begging loblollies. To refuse to make obeisance was treason.
+The entire public thought of a vast section of the country has
+revolved around the figure of a worthless old grafter in a tattered
+gray shirt. Every question is settled when some moth-eaten
+ne'er-do-well lets out what is known as a 'rebel yell.' The most
+polished and profound speech conceivable is answered when a jackass
+mounts the platform and brays out something about the gallant boys
+in gray. The cry for progress, for material advancement, for moral
+and social betterment, is stifled, that everybody may have breath
+to shout for a flapping trouser's leg worn by a degraded old sot.
+All that your Southern statesmen have had to give a people who were
+stripped to the bone is fulsome rhetoric about the Wounded Warrior
+of Wahoo, or some other inflated nonentity, whereupon the
+mesmerized population have loyally fallen on their faces and
+shouted, 'Praise the Lord.' And all the while they were going
+through this wretched mummery, they were hungry and thirsty and
+naked&mdash;destitute in a smiling land of plenty. Do you wonder
+that I think old-soldierism is the meanest profession the Lord ever
+suffered to thrive? I tell you Baal and Moloch never took such toll
+of their idolaters as these shabby old gods of the gray shirt."</p>
+<p>"Professor Nicolovius," said Queed, with a slow smile, "where on
+earth do you exhume your ideas of Southern history?"</p>
+<p>"Observation, my dear boy! God bless us, haven't I had three
+years of this city to use my eyes and ears in? And I had a peculiar
+training in my youth," he added, retrospectively, "to fit me to see
+straight and generalize accurately."</p>
+<p>... Couldn't the man see that no persecuted Irishman ever talked
+in such a way since the world began? If he had a part to play, why
+in the name of common sense couldn't he play it respectably?</p>
+<p>Queed got up, and began strolling about the floor. In his mind
+was what Sharlee Weyland had said to him two hours before: "All the
+bitterness nowadays comes from the non-combatants, the
+camp-followers, the sutlers, and the cowards." Under which of these
+heads did his friend, the old professor, fall?... Why had he ever
+thought of Nicolovius as, perhaps, a broken Union officer? A broken
+Union officer would feel bitter, if at all, against the Union. A
+man who felt so bitter against the South&mdash;</p>
+<p>A resolution was rapidly hardening in the young man's mind. He
+felt this attitude of doubt and suspicion, these thoughts that he
+was now thinking about the man whose roof he shared, as an unclean
+spot upon his chaste passion for truth. He could not feel honest
+again until he had wiped it off.... And, after all, what did he owe
+to Nicolovius?</p>
+<p>"But I must not leave you under the impression," said
+Nicolovius, almost testily for him, "that my ideas are unique and
+extraordinary. They are shared, in fact, by Southern historians of
+repute and&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Queed turned on him. "But you never read Southern
+historians."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius had a smile for that, though his expression seemed
+subtly to shift. "I must make confession to you. Three days ago, I
+broke the habits of quarter of a century. At the second-hand shop
+on Centre Street I bought, actually, a little volume of history. It
+is surprising how these Southern manifestations have interested
+me."</p>
+<p>Queed was an undesirable person for any man to live with who had
+a secret to keep. His mind was relentlessly constructive; it would
+build you up the whole dinosaur from the single left great digitus.
+For apparently no reason at all, there had popped into his head a
+chance remark of Major Brooke's a year ago, which he had never
+thought of from that day to this: "I can't get over thinking that
+I've seen that man before a long time ago, when he looked entirely
+different, and yet somehow the same too."</p>
+<p>"I will show you my purchase," added Nicolovius, after a moment
+of seeming irresolution.</p>
+<p>He disappeared down the hall to his bedroom, a retreat in which
+Queed had never set foot, and returned promptly carrying a dingy
+duodecimo in worn brown leather. As he entered the room, he
+absently raised the volume to his lips and blew along the
+edges.</p>
+<p>Queed's mental processes were beyond his own control. "Three
+days old," flashed into his mind, "and he blows dust from it."</p>
+<p>"What is the book?" he asked.</p>
+<p>"A very able little history of the Reconstruction era in this
+State. I have a mind to read you a passage and convert you."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius sat down, and began turning the pages. Queed stood a
+step away, watching him intently. The old man fluttered the leaves
+vaguely for a moment; then his expression shifted and,
+straightening up, he suddenly closed the book.</p>
+<p>"I don't appear to find," he said easily, "the little passage
+that so impressed me the day before yesterday. And after all, what
+would be the use of reading it to you? You impetuous young men will
+never listen to the wisdom of your elders."</p>
+<p>Smiling blandly, the subject closed, it might have been forever,
+Nicolovius reached out toward the table to flick the ash from his
+cigarette. In so doing, as luck had it, he struck the book and
+knocked it from his knees. Something shook from its pages as it
+dropped, and fell almost at Queed's feet. Mechanically he stooped
+to pick it up.</p>
+<p>It was a letter, at any rate an envelope, and it had fallen face
+up, full in the light of the open window. The envelope bore an
+address, in faded ink, but written in a bold legible hand. Not to
+save his soul could Queed have avoided seeing it:</p>
+<p><i>Henry G. Surface, Esq.,<br />
+36 Washington Street.</i></p>
+<p>There was a dead silence: a silence that from matter-of-fact
+suddenly became unendurable.</p>
+<p>Queed handed the envelope to Nicolovius. Nicolovius glanced at
+it, while pretending not to, and his eyelash flickered; his face
+was about the color of cigar ashes. Queed walked away, waiting.</p>
+<p>He expected that the old man would immediately demand whether he
+had seen that name and address, or at least would immediately say
+something. But he did nothing of the sort. When Queed turned at the
+end of the room, Nicolovius was fluttering the pages of his book
+again, apparently absorbed in it, apparently quite forgetting that
+he had just laid it aside. Then Queed understood. Nicolovius did
+not mean to say or do anything. He meant to pass over the little
+incident altogether.</p>
+<p>However, the pretense had now reached a point when Queed could
+no longer endure it.</p>
+<p>"Perhaps, after all," said Nicolovius, in his studiously bland
+voice, "I am a little sweeping&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Queed stood in front of him, interrupting, suddenly not at ease.
+"Professor Nicolovius."</p>
+<p>"Yes?"</p>
+<p>"I must say something that will offend you, I'm afraid. For some
+time I have found myself unable to believe the&mdash;story of your
+life you were once good enough to give me."</p>
+<p>"Ah, well," said Nicolovius, engrossed in his book, "it is not
+required of you to believe it. We need have no quarrel about
+that."</p>
+<p>Suddenly Queed found that he hated to give the stab, but he did
+not falter.</p>
+<p>"I must be frank with you, professor. I saw whom that envelope
+was addressed to just now."</p>
+<p>"Nor need we quarrel about that."</p>
+<p>But Queed's steady gaze upon him presently grew unbearable, and
+at last the old man raised his head.</p>
+<p>"Well? Whom was it addressed to?"</p>
+<p>Queed felt disturbingly sorry for him, and, in the same thought,
+admired his iron control. The old professor's face was gray; his
+very lips were colorless; but his eyes were steady, and his voice
+was the voice of every day.</p>
+<p>"I think," said Queed, quietly, "that it is addressed to
+you."</p>
+<p>There was a lengthening silence while the two men, motionless,
+looked into each other's eyes. The level gaze of each held just the
+same look of faint horror, horror subdued and controlled, but still
+there. Their stare became fascinated; it ran on as though nothing
+could ever happen to break it off. To Queed it seemed as if
+everything in the world had dropped away but those brilliant eyes,
+frightened yet unafraid, boring into his.</p>
+<p>Nicolovius broke the silence. The triumph of his intelligence
+over his emotions showed in the fact that he attempted no
+denial.</p>
+<p>"Well?" he said somewhat thickly. "Well?&mdash;Well?"</p>
+<p>Under the look of the younger man, he was beginning to break.
+Into the old eyes had sprung a deadly terror, a look as though his
+immortal soul might hang on what the young man was going to say
+next. To answer this look, a blind impulse in Queed bade him strike
+out, to say or do something; and his reason, which was always
+detached and impersonal, was amazed to hear his voice
+saying:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"It's all right, professor. Not a thing is going to happen."</p>
+<p>The old man licked his lips. "You ... will stay on here?"</p>
+<p>And Queed's voice answered: "As long as you want me."</p>
+<p>Nicolovius, who had been born Surface, suffered a moment of
+collapse. He fell back in his chair, and covered his face with his
+hands.</p>
+<p>The dying efforts of the June sun still showed in the pretty
+sitting-room, though the town clocks were striking seven. From
+without floated in the voices of merry passers; eddies of the day's
+celebration broke even into this quiet street. Queed sat down in a
+big-armed rocker, and looked out the window into the pink west.</p>
+<p>So, in a minute's time and by a wholly chance happening, the
+mystery was out at last. Professor Nicolovius, the bland recluse of
+Mrs. Paynter's, and Henry G. Surface, political arch-traitor,
+ex-convict, and falsest of false friends, were one and the same
+man.</p>
+<p>The truth had been instantly plain to Queed when the name had
+blazed up at him from the envelope on the floor. It was as though
+Fate herself had tossed that envelope under his eyes, as the answer
+to all his questionings. Not an instant's doubt had troubled him;
+and now a score of memories were marshaling themselves before him
+to show that his first flashing certainty had been sound. As for
+the book, it was clearly from the library of the old man's youth,
+kept and hidden away for some reason, when nearly everything else
+had been destroyed. Between the musty pages the accusing letter had
+lain forgotten for thirty years, waiting for this moment.</p>
+<p>He turned and glanced once at the silent figure, huddled back in
+the chair with covered eyes; the unhappy old man whom nobody had
+ever trusted without regretting it. <i>Henry G.
+Surface</i>&mdash;whose name was a synonym for those traits and
+things which honest men of all peoples and climes have always hated
+most, treachery, perfidy, base betrayal of trust, shameful
+dishonesty&mdash;who had crowded the word <i>infamy</i> from the
+popular lexicon of politics with the keener, more biting epithet,
+<i>Surfaceism</i>. And here&mdash;wonder of wonders&mdash;sat
+Surface before him, drawn back to the scene of his fall like a
+murderer to the body and the scarlet stain upon the floor, caught,
+trapped, the careful mask of many years plucked from him at a
+sudden word, leaving him no covering upon earth but his smooth
+white hands. And he, Queed, was this man's closest, his only
+friend, chosen out of all the world to live with him and minister
+to his declining years....</p>
+<p>"It's true!" now broke through the concealing hands. "I am that
+man.... God help me!"</p>
+<p>Queed looked unseeingly out of the window, where the sun was
+couching in a bed of copper flame stippled over with brightest
+azure. Why had he done it? What crazy prompting had struck from him
+that promise to yoke his destiny forever with this terrible old
+man? If Nicolovius, the Fenian refugee, had never won his liking,
+Surface, the Satan apostate, was detestable to him. What devil of
+impulse had trapped from him the mad offer to spend his days in the
+company of such a creature, and in the shadow of so odious an
+ill-fame?</p>
+<p>As on the day when Fifi had asked him her innocent question
+about altruism, a sudden tide swept the young man's thoughts
+inward. And after them, this time, groped the blundering feet of
+his spirit.</p>
+<p>Here was he, a mature man, who, in point of work, in all
+practical and demonstrable ways, was the millionth man. He was a
+great editorial writer, which was a minor but genuine activity. He
+was a yet greater writer on social science, which was one of the
+supreme activities. On this side, then, certainly the chief side,
+there could be no question about the successfulness of his life.
+His working life was, or would be before he was through,
+brilliantly successful. But it had for some time been plain to him
+that he stopped short there. He was a great workman, but that was
+all. He was a superb rationalist; but after that he did not
+exist.</p>
+<p>Through the science of Human Intercourse, he saw much more of
+people now than he had ever done before, and thus it had become
+driven home upon him that most people had two lives, their outer or
+practical lives, and their inner or personal lives. But he himself
+had but one life. He was a machine; a machine which turned out
+matchless work for the enlightenment of the world, but after all a
+machine. He was intellect. He was Pure Reason. Yet he himself had
+said, and written, that intellectual supremacy was not the true
+badge of supremacy of type. There was nothing sure of races that
+was not equally sure of the individuals which make up those races.
+Yet intellect was all he was. Vast areas of thought, feeling, and
+conduct, in which the people around him spent so much of their
+time, were entirely closed to him. He had no personal life at all.
+That part of him had atrophied from lack of use, like the eyes of
+the mole and of those sightless fishes men take from the waters of
+caverns.</p>
+<p>And now this part of him, which had for some time been stirring
+uneasily, had risen suddenly without bidding of his and in defiance
+of his reason, and laid hold of something in his environment. In
+doing so, it appeared to have thrust upon him an inner, or
+personal, life from this time forward. That life lay in being of
+use to the old man before him: he who had never been of personal
+use to anybody so far, and the miserable old man who had no comfort
+anywhere but in him.</p>
+<p>He knew the scientific name of this kind of behavior very well.
+It was altruism, the irrational force that had put a new face upon
+the world. Fifi, he remembered well, had assured him that in
+altruism he would find that fiercer happiness which was as much
+better than content as being well was better than not being sick.
+But ... could this be happiness, this whirling confusion that put
+him to such straits to keep a calm face above the tumult of his
+breast? If this was happiness, then it came to him for their first
+meeting wearing a strange face....</p>
+<p>"You know the story?"</p>
+<p>Queed moved in his chair. "Yes. I&mdash;have heard it."</p>
+<p>"Of course," said Nicolovius. "It is as well known as
+Iscariot's. By God, how they've hounded me!"</p>
+<p>Evidently he was recovering fast. There was bitterness, rather
+than shame, in his voice. He took his hands from his eyes, adjusted
+his cap, stiffened up in his chair. The sallow tints were coming
+back into his face; his lips took on color; his eye and hand were
+steady. Not every man could have passed through such a cataclysm
+and emerged so little marked. He picked up his cigarette from the
+table; it was still going. This fact was symbolic: the great shock
+had come and passed within the smoking of an inch of cigarette. The
+pretty room was as it was before. Pale sunshine still flickered on
+the swelling curtain. The leather desk-clock gayly ticked the
+passing seconds. The young man's clean-cut face looked as quiet as
+ever.</p>
+<p>Upon Queed the old man fastened his fearless black eyes.</p>
+<p>"I meant to tell you all this some day," he said, in quite a
+natural voice. "Now the day has come a little sooner than I had
+meant&mdash;that is all. I know that my confidence is safe with
+you&mdash;till I die."</p>
+<p>"I think you have nothing to fear by trusting me," said Queed,
+and added at once: "But you need tell me nothing unless you
+prefer."</p>
+<p>A kind of softness shone for a moment in Surface's eyes. "Nobody
+could look at your face," he said gently, "and ever be afraid to
+trust you."</p>
+<p>The telephone rang, and Queed could answer it by merely putting
+out his hand. It was West, from the office, asking that he report
+for work that night, as he himself was compelled to be away.</p>
+<p>Presently Surface began talking; talking in snatches, more to
+himself than to his young friend, rambling backward over his broken
+life in passionate reminiscence. He talked a long time thus, while
+the daylight faded and dusk crept into the room, and then night;
+and Queed listened, giving him all the rein he wanted and saying
+never a word himself.</p>
+<p>"... Pray your gods," said Surface, "that you never have such
+reason to hate your fellow-men as I have had, my boy. For that has
+been the keynote of my unhappy life. God, how I hated them all, and
+how I do yet!... Not least Weyland, with his ostentatious virtue,
+his holier-than-thou kindness, his self-righteous magnanimity
+tossed even to me ... the broken-kneed idol whom others passed with
+averted face, and there was none so poor to do me
+reverence...."</p>
+<p>So this, mused Queed, was the meaning of the old professor's
+invincible dislike for Miss Weyland, which he had made so obvious
+in the boarding-house that even Mr. Bylash commented on it. He had
+never been able to forgive her father's generosity, which he had so
+terribly betrayed; her name and her blood rankled and festered
+eternally in the heart of the faithless friend and the striped
+trustee.</p>
+<p>Henderson, the ancient African who attended the two men, knocked
+upon the shut door with the deprecatory announcement that he had
+twice rung the supper-bell.</p>
+<p>"Take the things back to the kitchen, Henderson," said Queed.
+"I'll ring when we are ready."</p>
+<p>The breeze was freshening, blowing full upon Surface, who did
+not appear to notice it. Queed got up and lowered the window. The
+old man's neglected cigarette burned his fingers; he lit another;
+it, too, burned itself down to the cork-tip without receiving the
+attention of a puff.</p>
+<p>Presently he went on talking:</p>
+<p>"I was of a high-spirited line. Thank God, I never learned to
+fawn on the hand that lashed me. Insult I would not brook. I struck
+back, and when I struck, I struck to kill.&mdash;Did I not? So hard
+that the State reeled.... So hard that if I had had something
+better than mean negroes and worse whites for my tools, fifth-rate
+scavengers, buzzards of politics ... this hand would have written
+the history of the State in these forty years.</p>
+<p>"That was the way I struck, and how did they answer
+me?&mdash;Ostracism ... Coventry ... The weapons of mean old women,
+and dogs.... The dogs! That is what they were....</p>
+<p>"Well, other arms were ready to receive me. Others were
+fairer-minded than the cowardly bigots who could blow hot or cold
+as their selfish interests and prostituted leaders whispered. I was
+not a man to be kept down. Oh, my new friends were legion, and I
+was king again. But it was never the same. In that way, they beat
+me. I give them that.... Not they, though. It was deep calling to
+deep. My
+blood&mdash;heritage&mdash;tradition&mdash;education&mdash;all that
+I was ... this was what tortured me with what was gone, and kept
+calling.</p>
+<p>"Wicked injustice and a lost birthright.... Oh, memory was there
+to crucify me, by day and by night. And yet.... Why, it was a thing
+that is done every day by men these people say their prayers to....
+Oh, yes&mdash;I wanted to punish&mdash;<i>him</i> for his smug
+condescension, his patronizing playing of the good Samaritan. And
+through him all these others ... show them that their old idol wore
+claws on those feet of clay. But not in that way. No, a much
+cleverer way than that. Perhaps there would be no money when they
+asked for it, but I was to smile blandly and go on about my
+business. They were never to reach <i>me</i>. But the Surfaces were
+never skilled at juggling dirty money....</p>
+<p>"They took me off my guard. The most technical fault&mdash;a
+trifle.... Another day or two and everything would have been all
+right. They had my word for it&mdash;and you know how they
+replied.... The infamous tyranny of the majority. The greatest
+judicial crime in a decade, and they laughed.</p>
+<p>"So now I lie awake in the long nights with nine years of
+<i>that</i> to look back on.</p>
+<p>"Let my life be a lesson to you teaching you&mdash;if nothing
+else&mdash;that it is of no use to fight society. They have a
+hopeless advantage, the contemptible advantage of numbers, and they
+are not ashamed to use it.... But my spirit would not let me lie
+quiet under injury and insult. I was ever a fighter, born to die
+with my spurs on. And when I die at last, they will find that I go
+with a Parthian shot ... and after all have the last word.</p>
+<p>"So I came out into a bright world again, an old man before my
+time, ruined forever, marked with a scarlet mark to wear to my
+grave....</p>
+<p>"And then in time, as of course it would, the resolve came to me
+to come straight back here to die. A man wants to die among his own
+people. They were all that ever meant anything to me&mdash;they
+have that to boast of.... I loved this city once. To die anywhere
+else ... why, it was meaningless, a burlesque on death. I looked at
+my face in the glass; my own mother would not have known me. And so
+I came straight to Jennie Paynter's, such was my whim ... whom I
+held on my knee fifty years ago.</p>
+<p>"... Oh, it's been funny ... so funny ... to sit at that
+intolerable table, and hear poor old Brooke on Reconstruction.</p>
+<p>"And I've wondered what little Jennie Paynter would do, if I had
+risen on one of these occasions and spoken my name to the table.
+How I've hated her&mdash;hated the look and sight of her&mdash;and
+all the while embracing it for dear life. She has told me much that
+she never knew I listened to&mdash;many a bit about old friends ...
+forty years since I'd heard their names. And Brooke has told me
+much, the doting old ass.</p>
+<p>"But the life grew unbearable to a man of my temper. I could
+afford the decency of privacy in my old age. For I had worked hard
+and saved since....</p>
+<p>"And then you came ... a scholar and a gentleman."</p>
+<p>It was quite dark in the room. Surface's voice had suddenly
+changed. The bitterness faded out of it; it became gentler than
+Queed had ever heard it.</p>
+<p>"I did not find you out at once. My life had made me
+unsocial&mdash;and out of the Nazareth of that house I never looked
+for any good to come. But when once I took note of you, each day I
+saw you clearer and truer. I saw you fighting, and asking no
+odds&mdash;for elbow-room to do your own work, for your way up on
+the newspaper, for bodily strength and health&mdash;everywhere I
+saw you, you were fighting indomitably. I have always loved a
+fighter. You were young and a stranger, alone like me; you stirred
+no memories of a past that now, in my age, I would forget; your
+face was the face of honor and truth. I thought: What a blessing if
+I could make a friend of this young man for the little while that
+is left me!... And you have been a blessing and a joy&mdash;more
+than you can dream. And now you will not cast me off, like the
+others.... I do not know the words with which to try to thank
+you...."</p>
+<p>"Oh, don't," came Queed's voice hastily out of the dark. "There
+is no question of thanks here."</p>
+<p>He got up, lit the lamps, pulled down the shade. The old man lay
+back in his chair, his hands gripping its arms, the lamplight full
+upon him. Never had Queed seen him look less inspiring to
+affection. His black cap had gotten pushed to one side, which both
+revealed a considerable area of hairless head, and imparted to the
+whole face an odd and rakish air; the Italian eyes did not wholly
+match with the softness of his voice; the thin-lipped mouth under
+the long auburn mustache looked neither sorrowful nor kind. It was
+Queed's lifelong habit never to look back with vain regrets; and he
+needed all of his resolution now.</p>
+<p>He stood in front of the man whose terrible secret he had
+surprised, and outwardly he was as calm as ever.</p>
+<p>"Professor Nicolovius," he said, with a faint emphasis upon the
+name, "all this is as though it had never passed between us. And
+now let's go and get some supper."</p>
+<p>Surface rose to his height and took Queed's hand in a grip like
+iron. His eyes glistened with sudden moisture.</p>
+<p>"God bless you, boy! You're a <i>man!</i>"</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>It had been a memorable conversation in the life of both men,
+opening up obvious after-lines of more or less momentous thought.
+Yet each of them, as it happened, neglected these lines for a
+corollary detail of apparently much less seriousness, and pretty
+nearly the same detail at that. For Surface sat long that evening,
+meditating how he might most surely break up the friendship between
+his young friend and Sharlee Weyland; while Queed, all during his
+busy hours at the office, found his thoughts of Nicolovius
+dominated by speculations as to what Miss Weyland would say, if she
+knew that he had formed a lifelong compact with the man who had
+betrayed her father's friendship and looted her own fortune.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXIII" id="XXIII"></a>XXIII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Of the Bill for the Reformatory, and its Critical Situation;
+of West's Second Disappointment with the Rewards of Patriotism; of
+the Consolation he found in the most Charming Resolve in the
+World</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<p>In January the legislature met again. All autumn and early
+winter the <i>Post</i> had been pounding without surcease upon two
+great issues: first, the reform of the tax-laws, and, second, the
+establishment of a reformatory institution for women. It was
+palpably the resolve of the paper that the legislature should not
+overlook these two measures through lack of being shown where its
+duty lay.</p>
+<p>To the assistant editor had been assigned both campaigns, and he
+had developed his argument with a deadly persistence. A legislature
+could no more ignore him than you could ignore a man who is
+pounding you over the head with a bed-slat. Queed had proved his
+cases in a dozen ways, historically and analogically, politically,
+morally, and scientifically, socially and sociologically. Then, for
+luck, he proceeded to run through the whole list again a time or
+two; and now faithful readers of the <i>Post</i> cried aloud for
+mercy, asking each other what under the sun had got into the paper
+that it thus massacred and mutilated the thrice-slain.</p>
+<p>But the <i>Post</i>, aided by the press of the State which had
+been captivated by its ringing logic, continued its merciless fire,
+and, as it proved, not insanely. For when the legislature came
+together, it turned out to be one of those "economy" sessions,
+periodically thrust down the throats of even the wiliest
+politicians. Not "progress" was its watchword, but "wise
+retrenchment." Every observer of events, especially in states where
+one party has been long in control, is familiar with these
+recurrent manifestations. There is a long period of systematic
+reduplication of the offices, multiplying generosity to the
+faithful, and enormous geometrical progression of the public
+payroll. Some mishap, one day, focuses attention upon the princely
+totalities of the law-making spenders, and a howl goes up from the
+"sovereigns," who, as has been wisely observed, never have any
+power until they are mad. The party managers, always respectful to
+an angry electorate, thereupon announce that, owing to the
+wonderful period of progress and expansion brought about by their
+management, the State can afford to slow up for a brief period,
+hold down expenses and enjoy its (party-made) prosperity. This
+strikes the "keynote" for the next legislature, which pulls a long
+face, makes a tremendous noise about "economy," and possibly
+refrains from increasing expenses, or even shades them down about a
+dollar and a half. Flushed with their victory, the innocent
+sovereigns return, Cincinnatus-wise, to their plows, and the next
+session of the legislature, relieved of that suspicionful scrutiny
+so galling to men of spirit, proceeds to cut the purse-strings
+loose with a whoop.</p>
+<p>Such a brief spasm had now seized the State. Expenses had
+doubled and redoubled with a velocity which caused even hardened
+prodigals to view with alarm. The number of commissions, boards,
+assistant inspectors, and third deputy clerks was enormous, far
+larger than anybody realized. If you could have taken a biological
+cross-section through the seat of State Government, you would
+doubtless have discovered a most amazing number of unobtrusive
+gentlemen with queer little titles and odd little duties, sitting
+silent and sleek under their cover; their hungry little mouths
+affixed last year to the public breast, or two years ago, or
+twenty, and ready to open in fearful wailing if anybody sought to
+pluck them off. In an aggregate way, attention had been called to
+them during the gubernatorial campaign of the summer. Attacks from
+the rival stump had, of course, been successfully "answered" by the
+loyal leaders and party press. But the bare statement of the annual
+expenditures, as compared with the annual expenditures of ten years
+ago, necessarily stood, and in cold type it looked bad. Therefore
+the legislature met now for an "economy session." The public was
+given to understand that every penny would have to give a strict
+account of itself before it would receive a pass from the treasury,
+and that public institutions, asking for increased support, could
+consider themselves lucky if they did not find their appropriations
+scaled down by a fourth or so.</p>
+<p>The <i>Post's</i> tax reform scheme went through with a bang.
+Out of loose odds and ends of vague discontent, Queed had succeeded
+in creating a body of public sentiment that became invincible.
+Moreover, this scheme cost nothing. On the contrary, by a
+rearrangement of items and a stricter system of assessment, it
+promised, as the <i>Post</i> frequently remarked, to put hundreds
+of thousands into the treasury. But the reformatory was a horse of
+a totally different color. Here was a proposal, for a mere
+supposititious moral gain, evanescent as air, to take a hundred
+thousand dollars of hard money out of the crib, and saddle the
+State with an annual obligation, to boot. An excellent thing in
+itself, but a most unreasonable request of an economy session, said
+the organization leaders. In fact, this hundred thousand dollars
+happened to be precisely the hundred thousand dollars they needed
+to lubricate "the organization," and discharge, by some choice new
+positions, a few honorable obligations incurred during the
+campaign.</p>
+<p>Now it was written in the recesses of the assistant editor's
+being, those parts of him which he never thought of mentioning to
+anybody, that the reformatory bill must pass. Various feelings had
+gradually stiffened an early general approval into a rock-ribbed
+resolve. It was on a closely allied theme that he had first won his
+editorial spurs&mdash;the theme of Klinker's "blaggards," who made
+reformatories necessary. That was one thing: a kind of professional
+sentiment which the sternest scientist need not be ashamed to
+acknowledge. And then, beyond that, his many talks with Klinker had
+invested the campaign for the reformatory with a warmth of meaning
+which was without precedent in his experience. This was, in fact,
+his first personal contact with the suffering and sin of the world,
+his first grapple with a social problem in the raw. Two years
+before, when he had offered to write an article on this topic for
+the Assistant Secretary of Charities, his interest in a reformatory
+had been only the scientific interest which the trained sociologist
+feels in all the enginery of social reform. But now this
+institution had become indissolubly connected in Queed's mind with
+the case of Eva Bernheimer, whom Buck Klinker knew, Eva Bernheimer
+who was "in trouble" at sixteen, and had now "dropped out." A
+reformatory had become in his thought a living instrument to catch
+the Eva Bernheimers of this world, and effectually prevent them
+from dropping out.</p>
+<p>And apart from all this, here was the first chance he had ever
+had to do a service for Sharlee Weyland.</p>
+<p>However, the bill stuck obstinately in committee. Now the
+session was more than half over, February was nearly gone, and
+there it still stuck. And when it finally came out, it was
+evidently going to be a toss of a coin whether it would be passed
+by half a dozen votes, or beaten by an equal number. But there was
+not the slightest doubt that the great majority of the voters, so
+far as they were interested in it at all, wanted it passed, and the
+tireless <i>Post</i> was prodding the committee every other day,
+observing that now was the time, etc., and demanding in a hundred
+forceful ways, how about it?</p>
+<p>With cheerfulness and confidence had West intrusted these
+important matters to his young assistant. Not only was Queed an
+acknowledged authority on both taxation and penological science,
+but he had enjoyed the advantage of writing articles on both themes
+under Colonel Cowles's personal direction. The Colonel's bones were
+dust, his pen was rust, his soul was with the saints, we trust; but
+his gallant spirit went marching on. He towered out of memory a
+demigod, and what he said and did in his lifetime had become as the
+law of the Medes and Persians now.</p>
+<p>But there was never any dispute about the division of editorial
+honors on the <i>Post</i>, anyway. The two young men, in fact, were
+so different in every way that their relations were a model of
+mutual satisfaction. Never once did Queed's popular chief seek to
+ride over his valued helper, or deny him his full share of
+opportunity in the department. If anything, indeed, he leaned quite
+the other way. For West lacked the plodder's faculty for
+indefatigable application. Like some rare and splendid bird, if he
+was kept too closely in captivity, his spirit sickened and
+died.</p>
+<p>It is time to admit frankly that West, upon closer contact with
+newspaper work, had been somewhat disillusioned, and who that
+knows, will be surprised at that? To begin with, he had been used
+to much freedom, and his new duties were extremely confining. They
+began soon after breakfast, and no man could say at what hour they
+would end. The night work, in especial, he abhorred. It interfered
+with much more amusing things that had hitherto beguiled his
+evenings, and it also conflicted with sleep, of which he required a
+good deal. There was, too, a great amount of necessary but most
+irksome drudgery connected with his editorial labors. Because the
+<i>Post</i> was a leader of public thought in the State, and as
+such enjoyed a national standing, West found it necessary to read a
+vast number of papers, to keep up with what was going on. He was
+also forced to write many perfunctory articles on subjects which
+did not interest him in the least, and about which, to tell the
+truth, he knew very little. There were also a great many letters
+either to be answered, or to be prepared for publication in the
+People's Forum column, and these letters were commonly written by
+dull asses who had no idea what they were talking about. Prosy
+people were always coming in with requests or complaints, usually
+the latter. First and last there was a quantity of grinding detail
+which, like the embittered old fogeyism of the Blaines College
+trustees, had not appeared on his rosy prospect in the Maytime
+preceding.</p>
+<p>With everything else favorable, West would cheerfully have
+accepted these things, as being inextricably embedded in the nature
+of the work. But unfortunately, everything else was not favorable.
+Deeper than the grind of the routine detail, was the constant
+opposition and adverse criticism to which his newspaper, like every
+other one, was incessantly subjected. It has long been a trite
+observation that no reader of any newspaper is so humble as not to
+be outspokenly confident that he could run that paper a great deal
+better than those who actually are running it. Every upstanding man
+who pays a cent for a daily journal considers that he buys the
+right to abuse it, nay incurs the manly duty of abusing it. Every
+editor knows that the highest praise he can expect is silence. If
+his readers are pleased with his remarks, they nobly refrain from
+comment. But if they disagree with one jot or tittle of his
+high-speed dissertations, he must be prepared to have quarts of ink
+squirted at him forthwith.</p>
+<p>Now this was exactly the reverse of Editor West's preferences.
+He liked criticism of him to be silent, and praise of him to be
+shouted in the market-place. For all his good-humor and poise, the
+steady fire of hostile criticism fretted him intensely. He did not
+like to run through his exchanges and find his esteemed
+contemporaries combatting his positions, sometimes bitterly or
+contemptuously, and always, so it seemed to him, unreasonably and
+unfairly. He did not like to have friends stop him on the street to
+ask why in the name of so-and-so he had said such-and-such; or,
+more trying still, have them pass him with an icy nod, simply
+because he, in some defense of truth and exploitation of the
+uplift, had fearlessly trod upon their precious little toes. He did
+not like to have his telephone ring with an angry protest, or to
+get a curt letter from a railroad president (supposedly a good
+friend of the paper's) desiring to know by return mail whether the
+clipping therewith inclosed represented the <i>Post's</i> attitude
+toward the railroads. A steady procession of things like these
+wears on the nerves of a sensitive man, and West, for all his
+confident exterior, was a sensitive man. A heavy offset in the form
+of large and constant public eulogies was needed to balance these
+annoyances, and such an offset was not forthcoming.</p>
+<p>West was older now, a little less ready in his enthusiasms, a
+shade less pleased with the world, a thought less sure of the
+eternal merits of the life of uplift. In fact he was thirty-three
+years old, and he had moments, now and then, when he wondered if he
+were going forward as rapidly and surely as he had a right to
+expect. This was the third position he had had since he left
+college, and it was his general expectation to graduate into a
+fourth before a great while. Semple frequently urged him to return
+to the brokerage business; he had made an unquestioned success
+there at any rate. As to Blaines College, he could not be so
+confident. The college had opened this year with an increased
+enrollment of twenty-five; and though West privately felt certain
+that his successor was only reaping where he himself had sown, you
+could not be certain that the low world would so see it. As for the
+<i>Post</i>, it was a mere stop-gap, a momentary halting-place
+where he preened for a far higher flight. There were many times
+that winter when West wondered if Plonny Neal, whom he rarely or
+never saw, could possibly have failed to notice how prominently he
+was in line.</p>
+<p>But these doubts and dissatisfactions left little mark upon the
+handsome face and buoyant manner. Changes in West, if there were
+any, were of the slightest. Certainly his best friends, like those
+two charming young women, Miss Weyland and Miss Avery, found him as
+delightful as ever.</p>
+<p>In these days, West's mother desired him to marry. After the
+cunning habit of women, she put the thought before him daily, under
+many an alluring guise, by a thousand engaging approaches. West
+himself warmed to the idea. He had drunk freely of the pleasures of
+single blessedness, under the most favorable conditions; was now
+becoming somewhat jaded with them; and looked with approval upon
+the prospect of a little nest, or indeed one not so little, duly
+equipped with the usual faithful helpmeet who should share his
+sorrows, joys, etc. The nest he could feather decently enough
+himself; the sole problem, a critical one in its way, was to decide
+upon the helpmeet. West was neither college boy nor sailor. His
+heart was no harem of beautiful faces. Long since, he had faced the
+knowledge that there were but two girls in the world for him.
+Since, however, the church and the law allowed him but one, he must
+more drastically monogamize his heart and this he found enormously
+difficult. It was the poet's triangle with the two dear charmers
+over again.</p>
+<p>One blowy night in late February, West passed by the brown stone
+palace which Miss Avery's open-handed papa, from Mauch Chunk,
+occupied on a three years' lease with privilege of buying; and
+repaired to the more modest establishment where dwelt Miss Weyland
+and her mother. The reformatory issue was then at the touch. The
+bill had come out of committee with a six-and-six vote; rumor had
+it that it would be called up in the House within the week; and it
+now appeared as though a push of a feather's weight might settle
+its fate either way. Sharlee and West spoke first of this. She was
+eagerly interested, and praised him warmly for the interest and
+valuable help of the <i>Post</i>. Her confidence was unshaken that
+the bill would go through, though by a narrow margin.</p>
+<p>"The opposition is of the deadliest sort," she admitted,
+"because it is silent. It is silent because it knows that its only
+argument&mdash;all this economy talk&mdash;is utterly insincere.
+But Mr. Dayne knows where the opposition is&mdash;and the way he
+goes after it! Never believe any more that ministers can't
+lobby!"</p>
+<p>"Probably the root of the whole matter," offered West, easing
+himself back into his chair, "is that the machine fellows want this
+particular hundred thousand dollars in their business."</p>
+<p>"Isn't it horrid that men can be so utterly selfish? You don't
+think they will really venture to do that?"</p>
+<p>"I honestly don't know. You see I have turned it all over to
+Queed, and I confess I haven't studied it with anything like the
+care he has."</p>
+<p>Sharlee, who was never too engrossed in mere subjects to notice
+people's tones, said at once: "Oh, I am sure they won't dare do
+it," and immediately changed the subject. "You are going to the
+German, of course?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, surely, unless the office pinches me."</p>
+<p>"You mustn't let it pinch you&mdash;the last of the year,
+heigho! Did you hear about Robert Byrd and Miss&mdash;no, I won't
+give you her name&mdash;and the visiting girl?"</p>
+<p>"Never a word."</p>
+<p>"She's a thoroughly nice girl, but&mdash;well, not pretty, I
+should say, and I don't think she has had much fun here. Beverley
+and Robert Byrd were here the other night. Why <i>will</i> they
+hunt in pairs, do you know? I told Beverley that he positively must
+take this girl to the German. He quarreled and complained a good
+deal at first, but finally yielded like a dear boy. Then he seemed
+to enter in the nicest way into the spirit of our altruistic
+design. He said that after he had asked the girl, it would be very
+nice if Robert should ask her too. He would be refused, of course,
+but the girl would have the pleasant feeling of getting a rush, and
+Robert would boost his standing as a philanthropist, all without
+cost to anybody. Robert was good-natured, and fell in with the
+plan. Three days later he telephoned me, simply furious. He had
+asked the girl&mdash;you know he hasn't been to a German for five
+years&mdash;and she accepted at once with tears of gratitude."</p>
+<p>"But how&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"Of course Beverley never asked her. He simply trapped Robert,
+which he would rather do than anything else in the world."</p>
+<p>West shouted. "Speaking of Germans," he said presently, "I am
+making up my list for next year&mdash;the early bird, you know. How
+many will you give me?"</p>
+<p>"Six."</p>
+<p>"Will you kindly sign up the papers to-night?"</p>
+<p>"No&mdash;my mother won't let me. I might sign up for one if you
+want me to."</p>
+<p>"What possible use has your mother for the other five that is
+better than giving them all to me?"</p>
+<p>"Perhaps she doesn't want to spoil other men for me."</p>
+<p>West leaned forward, interest fully awakened on his charming
+face, and Sharlee watched him, pleased with herself.</p>
+<p>It had occurred to her, in fact, that Mr. West was tired; and
+this was the solemn truth. He was a man of large responsibilities,
+with a day's work behind him and a night's work ahead of him. His
+personal conception of the way to occupy the precious interval did
+not include the conscientious talking of shop. Jaded and
+brain-fagged, what he desired was to be amused, beguiled, soothed,
+fascinated, even flattered a bit, mayhap. Sharlee's theory of
+hospitality was that a guest was entitled to any type of
+conversation he had a mind to. Having dismissed her own troubles,
+she now proceeded to make herself as agreeable as she knew how; and
+he has read these pages to little purpose who does not know that
+that was very agreeable indeed.</p>
+<p>West, at least, appeared to think so. He lingered, charmed,
+until quarter past eleven o'clock, at which hour Mrs. Weyland, in
+the room above, began to let the tongs and poker fall about with
+unmistakable significance; and went out into the starlit night
+radiant with the certainty that his heart, after long wandering,
+had found its true mate at last.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXIV" id="XXIV"></a>XXIV</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Sharlee's Parlor on Another Evening; how One Caller outsat
+Two, and why; also, how Sharlee looked in her Mirror for a Long
+Time, and why.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>On the very night after West made his happy discovery, namely on
+the evening of February 24, at about twenty minutes of nine,
+Sharlee Weyland's door-bell rang, and Mr. Queed was shown into her
+parlor.</p>
+<p>His advent was a complete surprise to Sharlee. For these nine
+months, her suggestion that he should call upon her had lain
+utterly neglected. Since the Reunion she had seen him but four
+times, twice on the street, and once at each of their offices, when
+the business of the reformatory had happened to draw them together.
+The last of these meetings, which had been the briefest, was
+already six weeks old. In all of her acquaintance with him,
+extending now over two years and a half, this was the first time
+that he had ever sought her out with intentions that were,
+presumably, deliberately social.</p>
+<p>The event, Sharlee felt in greeting him, could not have
+happened, more unfortunately. Queed found the parlor occupied, and
+the lady's attention engaged, by two young men before him. One of
+them was Beverley Byrd, who saluted him somewhat moodily. The other
+was a Mr. Miller&mdash;no relation to Miss Miller of Mrs.
+Paynter's, though a faint something in his <i>ensemble</i> lent
+plausibility to that conjecture&mdash;a newcomer to the city who,
+having been introduced to Miss Weyland somewhere, had taken the
+liberty of calling without invitation or permission. It was
+impossible for Sharlee to be rude to anybody under her own roof,
+but it is equally impossible to describe her manner to Mr. Miller
+as exactly cordial. He himself was a cordial man, mustached and
+anecdotal, who assumed rather more confidence than he actually
+felt. Beverley Byrd, who did not always hunt in pairs, had taken an
+unwonted dislike to him at sight. He did not consider him a
+suitable person to be calling on Sharlee, and he had been doing his
+best, with considerable deftness and success, to deter him from
+feeling too much at home.</p>
+<p>Byrd wore a beautiful dinner jacket. So did Mr. Miller, with a
+gray tie, and a gray, brass-buttoned vest, to boot. Queed wore his
+day clothes of blue, which were not so new as they were the day
+Sharlee first saw them, on the rustic bridge near the little
+cemetery. He had, of course, taken it for granted that he would
+find Miss Weyland alone. Nevertheless, he did not appear
+disconcerted by the sudden discovery of his mistake, or even by Mr.
+Miller's glorious waistcoat; he was as grave as ever, but showed no
+signs of embarrassment. Sharlee caught herself observing him
+closely, as he shook hands with the two men and selected a chair
+for himself; she concluded that constant contact with the graces of
+Charles Gardiner West had not been without its effect upon him. He
+appeared decidedly more at his ease than Mr. Miller, for instance,
+and he had another valuable possession which that personage lacked,
+namely, the face of a gentleman.</p>
+<p>But it was too evident that he felt little sense of
+responsibility for the maintenance of the conversation. He sat back
+in a chair of exceptionable comfortableness, and allowed Beverley
+Byrd to discourse with him; a privilege which Byrd exercised
+fitfully, for his heart was in the talk that Sharlee was dutifully
+supporting with Mr. Miller. Into this talk he resolutely declined
+to be drawn, but his ear was alert for opportunities&mdash;which
+came not infrequently&mdash;to thrust in a polished oar to the
+discomfiture of the intruder.</p>
+<p>Not that he would necessarily care to do it, but the runner
+could read Mr. Miller, without a glass, at one hundred paces'
+distance. He was of the climber type, a self-made man in the
+earlier and less inspiring stages of the making. Culture had a
+dangerous fascination for him. He adored to talk of books; a rash
+worship, it seemed, since his but bowing acquaintance with them
+trapped him frequently into mistaken identities over which Sharlee
+with difficulty kept a straight face, while Byrd palpably
+rejoiced.</p>
+<p>"You know <i>Thanatopsis</i>, of course," he would ask, with a
+rapt and glowing eye&mdash;"Lord Byron's beautiful poem on the
+philosophy of life? Now that is my idea of what poetry ought to be,
+Miss Weyland...."</p>
+<p>And Beverley Byrd, breaking his remark to Queed off short in the
+middle, would turn to Sharlee with a face of studious calm and
+say:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Will you ever forget, Sharlee, the first time you read the
+other <i>Thanatopsis</i>&mdash;the one by William Cullen Bryant?
+Don't you remember how it looked&mdash;with the picture of
+Bryant&mdash;in the old Fifth Reader?"</p>
+<p>Mr. Miller proved that he could turn brick-red, but he learned
+nothing from experience.</p>
+<p>In time, the talk between the two young men, which had begun so
+desultorily, warmed up. Byrd had read something besides the Fifth
+Reader, and Queed had discovered before to-night that he had ideas
+to express. Their conversation progressed with waxing interest,
+from the President's message to the causes of the fall of Rome, and
+thence by wholly logical transitions to the French Revolution and
+Woman's Suffrage. Byrd gradually became so absorbed that he almost,
+but not quite, neglected to keep Mr. Miller in his place. As for
+Queed, he spoke in defense of the "revolt of woman" for five
+minutes without interruption, and his masterly sentences finally
+drew the silence and attention of Mr. Miller himself.</p>
+<p>"Who is that fellow?" he asked in an undertone. "I didn't catch
+his name."</p>
+<p>Sharlee told him.</p>
+<p>"He's got a fine face," observed Mr. Miller. "I've made quite a
+study of faces, and I never saw one just like his&mdash;so
+absolutely on one note, if you know what I mean."</p>
+<p>"What note is that?" asked Sharlee, interested by him for the
+only time so long as they both did live.</p>
+<p>"Well, it's not always easy to put a name to it, but I'd call it
+... <i>honesty</i>.&mdash;<i>If</i> you know what I mean."</p>
+<p>Mr. Miller stayed until half-past ten. The door had hardly shut
+upon him when Byrd, too, rose.</p>
+<p>"Oh, don't go, Beverley!" protested Sharlee. "I've hardly spoken
+to you."</p>
+<p>"Duty calls," said Byrd. "I'm going to walk home with Mr.
+Miller."</p>
+<p>"Beverley&mdash;don't! You were quite horrid enough while he was
+here."</p>
+<p>"But you spoiled it all by being so unnecessarily agreeable! It
+is my business, as your friend and well-wisher, to see that he
+doesn't carry away too jolly a memory of his visit. Take lunch
+downtown with me to-morrow, won't you, Mr. Queed&mdash;at the
+Business Men's Club? I want to finish our talk about the Catholic
+nations, and why they're decadent."</p>
+<p>Queed said that he would, and Byrd hurried away to overtake Mr.
+Miller. Or, perhaps that gentleman was only a pretext, and the
+young man's experienced eye had read that any attempt to outsit the
+learned assistant editor was foredoomed to failure.</p>
+<p>"I'm so glad you stayed," said Sharlee, as Queed reseated
+himself. "I shouldn't have liked not to exchange a word with you on
+your first visit here."</p>
+<p>"Oh! This is not my first visit, you may remember."</p>
+<p>"Your first voluntary visit, perhaps I should have said."</p>
+<p>He let his eyes run over the room, and she could see that he was
+thinking, half-unconsciously, of the last time when he and she had
+sat here.</p>
+<p>"I had no idea of going," he said absently, "till I had the
+opportunity of speaking to you."</p>
+<p>A brief silence followed, which clearly did not embarrass him,
+at any rate. Sharlee, feeling the necessity of breaking it, still
+puzzling herself with speculations as to what had put it into his
+head to come, said at random:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Oh, do tell me&mdash;how is old P&egrave;re Goriot?"</p>
+<p>"P&egrave;re Goriot? I never heard of him."</p>
+<p>"Oh, forgive me! It is a name we used to have, long ago, for
+Professor Nicolovius."</p>
+<p>A shadow crossed his brow. "He is extremely well, I
+believe."</p>
+<p>"You are still glad that you ran off with him to live
+<i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te</i> in a bridal cottage?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I suppose so. Yes, certainly!"</p>
+<p>His frank face betrayed that the topic was unwelcome to him. For
+he hated all secrets, and this secret, from this girl, was
+particularly obnoxious to him. And beyond all that part of it, how
+could he analyze for anybody his periods of strong revolt against
+his association with Henry G. Surface, followed by longer and
+stranger periods when, quite apart from the fact that his word was
+given and regrets were vain, his consciousness embraced it as
+having a certain positive value?</p>
+<p>He rose restlessly, and in rising his eye fell upon the little
+clock on the mantel.</p>
+<p>"Good heavens!" broke from him. "I had no idea it was so late! I
+must go directly. Directly."</p>
+<p>"Oh, no, you mustn't think of it. Your visit to me has just
+begun&mdash;all this time you have been calling on Beverley
+Byrd."</p>
+<p>"Why do you think I came here to-night?" he asked abruptly.</p>
+<p>Sharlee, from her large chair, smiled. "<i>I</i> think to see
+me."</p>
+<p>"Oh!&mdash;Yes, naturally, but&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, I think this is the call plainly due me from my Reunion
+party last year."</p>
+<p>"No! Not at all! At the same time, it has been since that day
+that I have had you on my mind so much."</p>
+<p>He said this in a perfectly matter-of-fact voice, but a certain
+nervousness had broken through into his manner. He took a turn up
+and down the room, and returned suddenly to his seat.</p>
+<p>"Oh, have you had me on your mind?"</p>
+<p>"Do you remember my saying that day," he began, resolutely,
+"that I was not sure whether I had got the better of you or you had
+got the better of me?"</p>
+<p>"I remember very well."</p>
+<p>"Well, I have come to tell you that&mdash;you have won."</p>
+<p>He had plucked a pencil from the arsenal of them in his
+breast-pocket, and with it was beating a noiseless tattoo on his
+open left palm. With an effort he met her eyes.</p>
+<p>"I say you were right," came from him nervously. "Don't you
+hear?"</p>
+<p>"Was I? Won't you tell me just what you mean?"</p>
+<p>"Don't you know?"</p>
+<p>"Really I don't think I do. You see, when I used that expression
+that day, I was speaking only of the editorship&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But I was speaking of a theory of life. After all, the two
+things seem to have been bound together rather closely&mdash;just
+as you said."</p>
+<p>He restored his pencil to his pocket, palpably pulled himself
+together, and proceeded:</p>
+<p>"Oh, my theory was wholly rational&mdash;far more rational than
+yours; rationally it was perfect. It was a wholly logical recoil
+from the idleness, the lack of purpose, the slipshod
+self-indulgence under many names that I saw, and see, everywhere
+about me. I have work to do&mdash;serious work of large
+importance&mdash;and it seemed to me my duty to carry it through at
+all hazards. I need not add that it still seems so. Yet it was a
+life's work, already well along, and there was no need for me to
+pay an excessive price for mere speed. I elected to let everything
+go but intellect; I felt that I must do so; and in consequence, by
+the simplest sort of natural law, all the rest of me was shriveling
+up&mdash;had shriveled up, you will say. Yet I knew very well that
+my intellect was not the biggest part of me. I have always
+understood that.... Still, it seems that I required you to
+rediscover it for me in terms of everyday life...."</p>
+<p>"No, no!" she interrupted, "I didn't do that. Most of it you did
+yourself. The start, the first push&mdash;don't you know?&mdash;it
+came from Fifi."</p>
+<p>"Well," he said slowly, "what was Fifi but you again in
+miniature?"</p>
+<p>"A great deal else," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>Her gaze fell. She sunk her chin upon her hand, and a silence
+followed, while before the mind's eye of each rose a vision of
+Fifi, with her wasted cheeks and great eyes.</p>
+<p>"As I say, I sacrificed everything to reason," continued Queed,
+obviously struggling against embarrassment, "and yet pure reason
+was never my ideal. I have impressed you as a thoroughly selfish
+person&mdash;you have told me that&mdash;and so far as my immediate
+environment is concerned, I have been, and am. So it may surprise
+you to be told that a life of service has been from the beginning
+my ambition and my star. Of course I have always interpreted
+service in the broadest sense, in terms of the world; that was why
+I deliberately excluded all purely personal applications of it. Yet
+it is from a proper combination of reason with&mdash;the
+sociologist's 'consciousness of kind'&mdash;fellow-feeling,
+sympathy, if you prefer, that is derived a life of fullest
+efficiency. I have always understood the truth of this formula as
+applied to peoples. It seems that I&mdash;rather missed its force
+as to individuals. I&mdash;I am ready to admit that an individual
+life can draw an added meaning&mdash;and richness from a service,
+not of the future, but of the present&mdash;not of the race but ...
+well, of the unfortunate on the doorstep. Do you understand," he
+asked abruptly, "what I am trying to tell you?"</p>
+<p>She assured him that she understood perfectly.</p>
+<p>A slow painful color came into his face.</p>
+<p>"Then you appreciate the nature and the size of the debt I owe
+you."</p>
+<p>"Oh, no, no, no! If I have done anything at all to help you,"
+said Sharlee, considerably moved, "then I am very glad and proud.
+But as for what you speak of ... no, no, people always do these
+things for themselves. The help comes from within&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, <i>don't</i> talk like that!" broke from him. "You throw
+out the idea somehow that I consider that I have undergone some
+remarkable conversion and transformation. I haven't done anything
+of the sort. I am just the same as I always was. Just the same....
+Only now I am willing to admit, as a scientific truth, that time
+given to things not in themselves directly productive, can be made
+to pay a good dividend. If what I said led you to think that I
+meant more than that, then I have, for once, expressed myself
+badly. I tell you this," he went on hurriedly, "simply because you
+once interested yourself in trying to convince me of the truth of
+these views. Some of the things you said that night managed to
+stick. They managed to stick. Oh, I give you that. I suppose you
+might say that they gradually became like mottoes or
+texts&mdash;not scientific, of course ... personal. Therefore, I
+thought it only fair to tell you that while my cosmos is still
+mostly Ego&mdash;I suppose everybody's is in one way or
+another&mdash;I have&mdash;made changes, so that I am no longer
+wholly out of relation with life."</p>
+<p>"I am glad you wanted to tell me," said Sharlee, "but I have
+known it for&mdash;oh, the longest time."</p>
+<p>"In a certain sense," he hurried on&mdash;"quite a different
+sense&mdash;I should say that your talk&mdash;the only one of the
+kind I ever had&mdash;did for me the sort of thing ... that most
+men's mothers do for them when they are young."</p>
+<p>She made no reply.</p>
+<p>"Perhaps," he said, almost defiantly, "you don't like my saying
+that?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, yes! I like it very much."</p>
+<p>"And yet," he said, "I don't think of you as I fancy a man would
+think of his mother, or even of his sister. It is rather
+extraordinary. It has become clear to me that you have obtained a
+unique place in my thought&mdash;in my regard. Well,
+good-night."</p>
+<p>She looked up at him, without, however, quite meeting his
+eyes.</p>
+<p>"Oh! Do you think you must go?"</p>
+<p>"Well&mdash;yes. I have said everything that I came to say. Did
+you want me to stay particularly?"</p>
+<p>"Not if you feel that you shouldn't. You've been very good to
+give me a whole evening, as it is."</p>
+<p>"I'll tell you one more thing before I go."</p>
+<p>He took another turn up and down the room, and halted frowning
+in front of her.</p>
+<p>"I am thinking of making an experiment in practical social work
+next year. What would be your opinion of a free night-school for
+working boys?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee, greatly surprised by the question, said that the field
+was a splendid one.</p>
+<p>He went on at once: "Technical training, of course, would be the
+nominal basis of it. I could throw in, also, boxing and physical
+culture. Buck Klinker would be delighted to help there. By the way,
+you must know Klinker: he has some first-rate ideas about what to
+do for the working population. Needless to say, both the technical
+and physical training would be only baits to draw attendance,
+though both could be made very valuable. My main plan is along a
+new line. I want to teach what no other school attempts&mdash;only
+one thing, but that to be hammered in so that it can never be
+forgotten."</p>
+<p>"What is that?"</p>
+<p>"You might sum it all up as the doctrine of individual
+responsibility."</p>
+<p>She echoed his term inquiringly, and he made a very large
+gesture.</p>
+<p>"I want to see if I can teach boys that they are not
+individuals&mdash;not unrelated atoms in a random universe. Teach
+them that they live in a world of law&mdash;of evolution by
+law&mdash;that they are links, every one of them, in a splendid
+chain that has been running since life began, and will run on to
+the end of time. Knock into their heads that no chain is stronger
+than its weakest link, and that <i>this means them</i>. Don't you
+see what a powerful socializing force there is in the sense of
+personal responsibility, if cultivated in the right direction? A
+boy may be willing to take his chances on going to the
+bad&mdash;economically and socially, as well as morally&mdash;if he
+thinks that it is only his own personal concern. But he will
+hesitate when you once impress upon him that, in doing so, he is
+blocking the whole magnificent procession. My plan would be to
+develop these boys' social efficiency by stamping upon them the
+knowledge that the very humblest of them holds a trusteeship of
+cosmic importance."</p>
+<p>"I understand.... How splendid&mdash;not to practice sociology
+on them, but to teach it to them&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But could we get the boys?"</p>
+<p>She felt that the unconsciousness with which he took her into
+partnership was one of the finest compliments that had ever been
+paid her.</p>
+<p>"Oh, I think so! The Department has all sorts of connections, as
+well as lots of data which would be useful in that way. How Mr.
+Dayne will welcome you as an ally! And I, too. I think it is fine
+of you, Mr. Queed, so generous and kind, to&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Not at all! Not in the least! I beg you," he interrupted,
+irritably, "not to go on misunderstanding me. I propose this simply
+as an adjunct to my own work. It is simply in the nature of a
+laboratory exercise. In five years the experiment might enable me
+to check up some of my own conclusions, and so prove very valuable
+to me."</p>
+<p>"In the meantime the experiment will have done a great deal for
+a certain number of poor boys&mdash;unfortunates on your
+doorstep...."</p>
+<p>"That," he said shortly, "is as it may be. But&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, "why are you honest in every way but
+one? Why won't you admit that you have thought of this school
+because you would like to do something to help in the life of this
+town?"</p>
+<p>"Because I am not doing anything of the sort! Why will you harp
+on that one string? Good heavens! Aren't you yourself the author of
+the sentiment that a sociologist ought to have some first-hand
+knowledge of the problems of society?"</p>
+<p>Standing, he gazed down at her, frowning insistently, bent upon
+staring her out of countenance; and she looked up at him with a
+Didymus smile which slowly grew. Presently his eyes fell.</p>
+<p>"I cannot undertake," he said, in his stiffest way, "to analyze
+all my motives at all times for your satisfaction. They have
+nothing whatever to do with the present matter. The sole point up
+for discussion is the practical question of getting such a school
+started. Keep it in mind, will you? Give some thought as to ways
+and means. Your experience with the Department should be helpful to
+me in getting the plan launched."</p>
+<p>"Certainly I will. If you don't object, I'll talk with Mr. Dayne
+about it, too. He&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"All right. I don't object. Well, good-night."</p>
+<p>Sharlee rose and held out her hand. His expression, as he took
+and shook it, suddenly changed.</p>
+<p>"I suppose you think I have acquired the habit," he said, with
+an abrupt recurrence of his embarrassment, "of coming to you for
+counsel and assistance?"</p>
+<p>"Well, why shouldn't you?" she answered seriously. "I have had
+the opportunity and the time to learn some things&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You can't dismiss your kindness so easily as that."</p>
+<p>"Oh, I don't think I have been particularly kind."</p>
+<p>"Yes, you have. I admit that. You have."</p>
+<p>He took the conversation with such painful seriousness that she
+was glad to lighten it with a smile.</p>
+<p>"If you persist in thinking so, you might feel like rewarding me
+by coming to see me soon again."</p>
+<p>"Yes, yes! I shall come to see you soon again. Certainly. Of
+course," he added hastily, "it is desirable that I should talk with
+you more at length about my school."</p>
+<p>He was staring at her with a conflict of expressions in which,
+curiously enough, pained bewilderment seemed uppermost. Sharlee
+laughed, not quite at her ease.</p>
+<p>"Do you know, I am still hoping that some day you will come to
+see me, not to talk about anything definite&mdash;just to
+talk."</p>
+<p>"As to that," he replied, "I cannot say. Good-night."</p>
+<p>Forgetting that he had already shaken hands, he now went through
+with it again. This time the ceremony had unexpected results. For
+now at the first touch of her hand, a sensation closely resembling
+chain-lightning sprang up his arm, and tingled violently down
+through all his person. It was as if his arm had not merely fallen
+suddenly asleep, but was singing uproariously in its slumbers.</p>
+<p>"I'm so glad you came," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>He retired in a confusion which he was too untrained to hide. At
+the door he wheeled abruptly, and cleared himself, with a white
+face, of evasions that were torturing his conscience.</p>
+<p>"I will not say that a probable benefit to the boys <i>never</i>
+entered into my thoughts about the school. Nor do I say that my
+next visit will be <i>wholly</i> to talk about definite things, as
+you put it. For part of the time, I daresay I should
+like&mdash;just to talk."</p>
+<p>Sharlee went upstairs, and stood for a long time gazing at
+herself in the mirror. Vainly she tried to glean from it the answer
+to a most interesting conundrum: Did Mr. Queed still think her very
+beautiful?</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXV" id="XXV"></a>XXV</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Recording a Discussion about the Reformatory between Editor
+West and his Dog-like Admirer, the City Boss; and a Briefer
+Conversation between West and Prof. Nicolovius's Boarder.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>About one o'clock the telephone rang sharply, and Queed, just
+arrived for the afternoon work and alone in the office, answered
+it. It was the Rev. Mr. Dayne, Secretary of the Department of
+Charities; he had learned that the reformatory bill was to be
+called up in the house next day. The double-faced politicians of
+the machine, said Mr. Dayne, with their pretended zeal for economy,
+were desperately afraid of the Post. Would Mr. Queed be kind enough
+to hit a final ringing blow for the right in to-morrow's paper?</p>
+<p>"That our position to-day is as strong as it is," said the kind,
+firm voice, "is due largely to your splendid work, Mr. Queed. I say
+this gladly, and advisedly. If you will put your shoulder to the
+wheel just once more, I am confident that you will push us through.
+I shall be eternally grateful, and so will the State. For it is a
+question of genuine moral importance to us all."</p>
+<p>Mr. Dayne received assurance that Mr. Queed would do all that he
+could for him. He left the telephone rather wishing that the
+assistant editor could sometimes be inspired into verbal
+enthusiasm. But of his abilities the Secretary did not entertain
+the smallest doubt, and he felt that day that his long fight for
+the reformatory was as good as won.</p>
+<p>Hanging up the receiver, Queed leaned back in his swivel chair
+and thoughtfully filled a pipe, which he smoked nowadays with an
+experienced and ripened pleasure. At once he relapsed into absorbed
+thought. Though he answered Mr. Dayne calmly and briefly according
+to his wont, the young man's heart was beating faster with the
+knowledge that he stood at the crisis of his longest and dearest
+editorial fight. He expected to win it. The whole subject, from
+every conceivable point of view, was at his fingers' ends. He knew
+exactly what to say; his one problem was how to say it in the most
+irresistible way possible.</p>
+<p>Yet Queed, tilted back in his chair, and staring out over the
+wet roofs, was not thinking of the reformatory. He was thinking,
+not of public matters at all, but of the circumstances of his
+curious life with Henry G. Surface; and his thoughts were not
+agreeable in the least.</p>
+<p>Not that he and the "old professor" did not get along well
+together. It was really surprising how well they did get along.
+Their dynamic interview of last June had at once been buried out of
+sight, and since then their days had flowed along with unbroken
+smoothness. If there had been times when the young man's thought
+recoiled from the compact and the intimacy, his manner never
+betrayed any sign of it. On the contrary, he found himself
+mysteriously answering the growing dependence of the old man with a
+growing sense of responsibility toward him, and discovering in the
+process a curious and subtle kind of compensation.</p>
+<p>What troubled Queed about Nicolovius&mdash;as the world called
+him&mdash;was his money. He, Queed, was in part living on this
+money, eating it, drinking it, sleeping on it. Of late the old man
+had been spending it with increasing freedom, constantly enlarging
+the comforts of the joint m&eacute;nage. He had reached, in fact, a
+scale of living which constantly thrust itself on Queed's
+consciousness as quite beyond the savings of a poor old school
+teacher. And if this appearance were true, where did the surplus
+come from?</p>
+<p>The question had knocked unpleasantly at the young man's mind
+before now. This morning he faced it, and pondered deeply. A way
+occurred to him by which, possibly, he might turn a little light
+upon this problem. He did not care to take it; he shrank from doing
+anything that might seem like spying upon the man whose bread he
+broke thrice daily. Yet it seemed to him that a point had now been
+reached where he owed his first duty to himself.</p>
+<p>"Come in," he said, looking around in response to a brisk knock
+upon his shut door; and there entered Plonny Neal, whom Queed,
+through the Mercury, knew very well now.</p>
+<p>"Hi there, Doc! Playin' you was Horace Greeley?"</p>
+<p>Mr. Neal opened the connecting door into West's office, glanced
+through, found it empty, and shut the door again. Whether he was
+pleased or the reverse over this discovery, his immobile
+countenance gave no hint; but the fact was that he had called
+particularly to see West on a matter of urgent private
+business.</p>
+<p>"I was on the floor and thought I'd say howdy," he remarked
+pleasantly. "Say, Doc, I been readin' them reformatory drools of
+yours. Me and all the boys."</p>
+<p>"I'm glad to hear it. They are certain to do you good."</p>
+<p>Queed smiled. He had a genuine liking for Mr. Neal, which was
+not affected by the fact that their views differed diametrically on
+almost every subject under the sun.</p>
+<p>Mr. Neal smiled, too, more enigmatically, and made a large
+gesture with his unlighted cigar.</p>
+<p>"I ain't had such good laughs since Tommy Walker, him that was
+going to chase me out of the city f'r the tall timber, up and died.
+But all the same, I hate to see a likely young feller sittin' up
+nights tryin' to make a laughin' stock of himself."</p>
+<p>"The last laughs are always the best, Mr. Neal. Did you ever try
+any of them?"</p>
+<p>"You're beat to a pappyer mash, and whistlin' to keep your
+courage."</p>
+<p>"Listen to my whistle day after to-morrow&mdash;"</p>
+<p>But the door had shut on Mr. Neal, who had doubtless read
+somewhere that the proper moment to terminate a call is on some
+telling speech of one's own.</p>
+<p>"I wonder what he's up to," mused Queed.</p>
+<p>He brought his chair to horizontal and addressed himself to his
+reformatory article. He sharpened his pencil; tangled his great
+hand into his hair; and presently put down an opening sentence that
+fully satisfied him, his own sternest critic. Then a memory of his
+visitor returned to his mind, and he thought pleasurably:</p>
+<p>"Plonny knows he is beaten. That's what's the matter with
+him."</p>
+<p>Close observers had often noted, however, that that was very
+seldom the matter with Plonny, and bets as to his being beaten were
+always to be placed with diffidence and at very long odds. Plonny
+had no idea whatever of being beaten on the reformatory measure: on
+the contrary, it was the reformatory measure which was to be
+beaten. Possibly Mr. Neal was a white-souled patriot chafing under
+threatened extravagance in an economy year. Possibly he was
+impelled by more machine-like exigencies, such as the need of just
+that hundred thousand dollars to create a few nice new berths for
+the "organization." The man's motives are an immaterial detail. The
+sole point worth remembering is that Plonny Neal had got it firmly
+in his head that there should be no reformatory legislation that
+year.</p>
+<p>It was Mr. Neal's business to know men, and he was esteemed a
+fine business man. Leaving the assistant editor, he sallied forth
+to find the editor. It might have taken Queed an hour to put his
+hand on West just then. Plonny did it in less than six minutes.</p>
+<p>West was at Semple's (formerly Semple &amp; West's), where he
+looked in once a day just to see what the market was doing. This
+was necessary, as he sometimes explained, in order that the
+<i>Post</i>'s financial articles might have that authoritativeness
+which the paper's position demanded. West enjoyed the good man-talk
+at Semple's; the atmosphere of frank, cheery commercialism made a
+pleasant relief from the rarer altitudes of the uplift. He stood
+chatting gayly with a group of habitu&eacute;s, including some of
+the best known men of the town. All greeted Plonny pleasantly, West
+cordially. None of our foreign critics can write that the American
+man is a moral prude. On two occasions, Plonny had been vindicated
+before the grand jury by the narrow margin of one vote. Yet he was
+much liked as a human sinner who had no pretenses about him, and
+who told a good story surpassingly well.</p>
+<p>Ten minutes later Mr. Neal and Mr. West met in a private room at
+Berringer's, having arrived thither by different routes. Over a
+table, the door shut against all-comers, Mr. Neal went at once to
+the point, apologizing diffidently for a "butting in" which Mr.
+West might resent, but which he, Mr. West's friend, could no longer
+be restrained from. The <i>Post</i>, he continued, had been going
+along splendidly&mdash;"better'n under Cowles even&mdash;everybody
+says so&mdash;" and then, to the sorrow and disappointment of the
+new editor's admirers, up had come this dashed old reformatory
+business and spoiled everything.</p>
+<p>West, whose thoughts had unconsciously run back to his last
+private talk with Plonny&mdash;the talk about getting in
+line&mdash;good-naturedly asked his friend if he was really lined
+up with the wire-pulling moss-backs who were fighting the
+reformatory bill.</p>
+<p>"You just watch me and see," said Plonny, with humorous
+reproachfulness. "No charge f'r lookin', and rain checks given in
+case of wet grounds."</p>
+<p>"Then for once in your life, anyhow, you've called the turn
+wrong, Plonny. This institution is absolutely necessary for the
+moral and social upbuilding of the State. It would be necessary if
+it cost five times one hundred thousand dollars, and it's as sure
+to come as judgment day."</p>
+<p>"Ain't it funny!" mused Plonny. "Take a man like you, with fine
+high ideas and all, and let anything come up and pass itself off
+f'r a maw'l question and he'll go off half-cocked ten times out of
+ten."</p>
+<p>"Half-cocked!" laughed West. "We've been studying this question
+three years."</p>
+<p>"Yes, and began your studies with your minds all made up."</p>
+<p>Plonny fastened upon the young man a gaze in which superior
+wisdom struggled unsuccessfully with overwhelming affection. "You
+know what it is, Mr. West? You've been took in, you've bit on a con
+game like a hungry pike. Excuse my speaking so plain, but I told
+you a long time ago I was mightily interested in you."</p>
+<p>"Speak as plain as you like, Plonny. In fact, my only request at
+the moment is that you will speak plainer still. Who is it that has
+taken me in, and who is working this little con game you
+mention?"</p>
+<p>"Rev. George Dayne of the Charities," said Plonny at once. "You
+mentioned wire-pulling just now. Lemme tell you that in the Rev.
+George you got the champeen wire-puller of the lot, the king
+politician of them all&mdash;the only one in this town, I do
+believe, could have thrown a bag as neat over <i>your</i> head, Mr.
+West."</p>
+<p>"Why, Plonny! Much learning has made you mad! I know Dayne like
+a book, and he's as straightforward a fellow as ever lived."</p>
+<p>Mr. Neal let his eyes fall to the table-top and indulged in a
+slow smile, which he appeared to be struggling courteously, but
+without hope, to suppress.</p>
+<p>"O' course you got a right to your opinion, Mr. West."</p>
+<p>A brief silence ensued, during which a tiny imp of memory
+whispered into West's ear that Miss Weyland herself had commented
+on the Rev. Mr. Dayne's marvelous gifts as a lobbyist.</p>
+<p>"I'm a older man than you," resumed Neal, with precarious
+smilelessness, "and mebbe I've seen more of practical poltix. It
+would be a strange thing, you might say, if at my time of life, I
+didn't know a politician when I passed him in the road. Still,
+don't you take my word for it. I'm only repeating what others say
+when I tell you that Parson Dayne wants to be Governor of this
+State some day. That surprises you a little, hey? You was kind of
+thinking that 'Rev.' changed the nature of a man, and that ambition
+never thought of keeping open f'r business under a high-cut vest,
+now wasn't you? Well, I've seen funny things in my time. I'd say
+that the parson wants this reformatory some f'r the good of the
+State, and mostly f'r the good of Mr. Dayne. Give it to him, with
+the power of appointing employees&mdash;add this to what he's
+already got&mdash;and in a year he'll have the prettiest little
+private machine ever you did see. I don't ask you to believe me.
+All I ask is f'r you to stick a pin in what I say, and see 'f it
+don't come true."</p>
+<p>West mused, impressed against his will. "You're wrong, Plonny,
+in my opinion, and if you were ten times right, what of it? You
+seem to think that the <i>Post</i> is advocating this reformatory
+because Dayne has asked for it. The <i>Post</i> is doing nothing of
+the sort. It is advocating the reformatory because it has studied
+this question to the bottom for itself, because it
+knows&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Right! Good f'r you!" exclaimed Mr. Neal, much gratified.
+"That's just what I tell the boys when they say you're playin'
+poltix with the little dominie. And that," said he, briskly, "is
+just why I'm <i>for</i> the reformatory, in spite of Rev. Dayne's
+little games."</p>
+<p>"You're for it! You said just now that you were opposed to
+it."</p>
+<p>"Not to the reformatory, Mr. West. Not at all. I'm only opposed
+to spending a hundred thousand dollars for it in a poverty
+year."</p>
+<p>"Oh! You want the reformatory, but you don't want it now. That's
+where you stand, is it?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, and everybody else that understands just what the
+situation is. I believe in this reformatory&mdash;the <i>Post</i>
+converted me, that's a fact&mdash;and if you'll only let her stand
+two years, take my word for it, she'll go through with a whoop. But
+if you're going to hurry the thing&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"What's your idea of hurry exactly? The war has been over forty
+years&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"And look how splendid we've got along these forty years without
+the reformatory! Will you care to say, Mr. West, that we couldn't
+make it forty-two without bringing great danger to the State?"</p>
+<p>"No, certainly not. But the point is&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"The point is that if we spend all this money now, the people
+will kick the party out at the next election. I wouldn't admit this
+to many, 'cause I'm ashamed of it, but it's gospel truth. Mr.
+West," said Plonny, earnestly, "I <i>know</i> you want the
+<i>Post</i> to stand for the welfare of the party&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Certainly. And it has been my idea that evidence of sane
+interest in public morals was a pretty good card for&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"So it would be at any ordinary time. But it's mighty different
+when the people from one end of the State to the other are howling
+economy and saying that all expenses must go to bed-rock or they'll
+know the reason why. There's the practical side of it&mdash;look at
+it f'r a minute. The legislature was elected by these people on a
+platform promising strictest economy. They're tryin' to carry out
+their promise faithfully. They turn down and postpone some mighty
+good plans to advance the progress of the State. They rejuice
+salaries in various departments"&mdash;(one was the exact
+number)&mdash;"heelers come up lookin' f'r jobs, and they send 'em
+away empty-handed and sore. Old-established institutions, that have
+been doin' grand work upbuildin' the State f'r years, are told that
+they must do with a half or three quarters of their appropriations
+f'r the next two years. You've seen all this happen, Mr. West?"</p>
+<p>West admitted that he had.</p>
+<p>"Well, now when everything is goin' smooth and promisin', you
+come along and tell 'em they got to shell out a <i>hundred</i>
+<i>thousand dollars</i> right away f'r a brand-new institution,
+with an annual appropriation to keep it up. Now s'pose they do what
+you tell 'em. What happens? You think there's no poltix at all in
+this reformatory business, but I can tell you the Republicans won't
+take such a view as that. They'll say that the party spent a
+hundred thousand dollars of the people's money in a hard times
+year, just to make a few more jobs f'r favorites. They'll throw
+that up at us from every stump in the State. And when our leaders
+explain that it was done for the maw'l good of the State, they'll
+give us the laugh&mdash;same as they did when we established the
+Foundling Hospital in '98. Now I tell you the party can't stand any
+talk of that kind this year. We're on shaky ground right now f'r
+the same reason that we're all so proud of&mdash;spendin' money f'r
+the maw'l uplift of the State. We either got to slow up f'r awhile
+or take a licking. That's what all the talk comes down to&mdash;one
+simple question: Will we hold off this big expense f'r just two
+years, or will we send the old party down to defeat?"</p>
+<p>West laughed, not quite comfortably.</p>
+<p>In all this dialogue, Mr. Neal had over him the enormous
+advantage of exact and superior knowledge. To tell the truth, West
+knew very little about the reformatory situation, and considered
+it, among the dozens of matters in which he was interested, rather
+a small issue. Having turned the campaign over to his assistant, he
+had dismissed it from his mind; and beyond his general conviction
+that the reformatory would be a good thing for the State, he had
+only the sketchiest acquaintance with the arguments that were being
+used pro and con. Therefore Plonny Neal's passionate earnestness
+surprised him, and Plonny's reasoning, which he knew to be the
+reasoning of the thoroughly informed State leaders, impressed him
+very decidedly. Of the boss's sincerity he never entertained a
+doubt; to question that candid eye was impossible. That Plonny had
+long been watching him with interest and admiration, West knew very
+well. It began to look to him very much as though Queed, through
+excess of sociological zeal, had allowed himself to be misled, and
+that the paper's advanced position was founded on theory without
+reference to existing practical conditions.</p>
+<p>West keenly felt the responsibility of his post. To safeguard
+and promote the welfare of the Democratic party had long been a
+cardinal principle of the paper whose utterances he now controlled.
+Still, it must be true that Neal was painting the situation in
+colors altogether too black.</p>
+<p>"You're a pretty good stump performer yourself, Plonny. Don't
+you know that exactly the same argument will be urged two years
+from now?"</p>
+<p>"I know it won't," said Plonny with the calmness of absolute
+conviction. "A fat legislature <i>always</i> follows a lean one.
+They come in strips, same as a shoulder of bacon."</p>
+<p>"Well! I wouldn't think much of a party whose legs were so weak
+that a little step forward&mdash;everybody knows <i>it's</i>
+forward&mdash;would tumble it over in a heap."</p>
+<p>"The party! I ain't thinking of the <i>party</i>, Mr. West. I'm
+thinking," said Neal, the indignation in his voice giving way to a
+sudden apologetic softness, "of you."</p>
+<p>"Me? What on earth have I got to do with it?" asked West, rather
+touched by the look of dog-like affection in the other's eyes.</p>
+<p>"Everything. If the party gets let in for this extravagance,
+you'll be the man who did it."</p>
+<p>There was a silence, and then West said, rather nobly:</p>
+<p>"Well, I suppose I will have to stand that. I must do what I
+think is right, you know, and take the consequences."</p>
+<p>"Two years from now," said Mr. Neal, gently, "there wouldn't be
+no consequences."</p>
+<p>"Possibly not," said West, in a firm voice.</p>
+<p>"While the consequences now," continued Mr. Neal, still more
+gently, "would be to put you in very bad with the party leaders.
+Fine men they are, but they never forgive a man who puts a crimp
+into the party. You'd be a marked man to the longest day you
+lived!"</p>
+<p>"Well, Plonny! I'm not asking anything of the party
+leaders&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But suppose some of your friends wanted to ask something for
+<i>you</i>?"</p>
+<p>Suddenly Plonny leaned over the table, and began speaking
+rapidly and earnestly.</p>
+<p>"Listen here, Mr. West. I understand your feelings and your
+position just like they was print, and I was reading them over your
+shoulder. You're walking with y'r eyes on the skies, and you don't
+like to look at the ground to see that you don't break nothing as
+you go forward. Your mind's full of the maw'l idea and desire to
+uplift the people, and it's kind of painful to you to stop and look
+at the plain practical way by which things get done. But I tell you
+that everybody who ever got anything big done in this world, got it
+done in a practical way. All the big men that you and I
+admire&mdash;all the public leaders and governors and reform mayors
+and so on&mdash;got where they have by doing practical good in a
+practical way. Now, you don't like me to say that if you do
+so-and-so, you'll be in bad with the State leaders, f'r that looks
+to you as if I thought you could be infloonced by what would be
+your personal advantage. And I honor you f'r them feelin's which is
+just what I knew you'd had, or I wouldn't be here talkin' to you
+now. But you mustn't blame others if they ain't as partic'lar,
+mebbe, as to how things might <i>look</i>. You mustn't blame y'r
+friends&mdash;and you've got a sight more of them than you have any
+idea of&mdash;if they feel all broke up to see you get in bad, both
+for your own sake and f'r the sake of the party."</p>
+<p>Plonny's voice trembled with earnestness; West had had no idea
+that the man admired him so much.</p>
+<p>"You want to serve the people, Mr. West? How could you do it
+better than in public orf'ce. Lemme talk to you straight f'r
+once&mdash;will you? Or am I only offendin' you by buttin' in this
+way, without having ever been asked?"</p>
+<p>West gave his admirer the needed assurance.</p>
+<p>"I'm glad of it, f'r I can hardly keep it in my system any
+longer. Listen here, Mr. West. As you may have heard, there's to be
+a primary f'r city orf'cers in June. Secret ballot or no secret
+ballot, the organization's going to win. You know that. Now, who'll
+the organization put up f'r Mayor? From what I hear, they dassen't
+put up any old machine hack, same's they been doin' f'r years. They
+might want to do it, but they're a-scared the people won't stand
+f'r it. From what little I hear, the feelin's strong that they
+<i>got</i> to put up some young progressive public-spirited man of
+the reformer type. Now s'posin' the friends of a certain fine young
+man, sittin' not a hundred miles from this table, had it in their
+minds to bring <i>him</i> forward f'r the nomination. This young
+man might say he wasn't seekin' the orf'ce and didn't want it, but
+I say public orf'ce is a duty, and no man that wants to serve the
+people can refuse it, partic'larly when he may be needed to save
+the party. And now I ask you this, Mr. West: What show would the
+friends of this young man have, if he had a bad spot on his record?
+What chance'd there be of namin' to lead the party in the city the
+<i>man who had knifed the party in the State</i>?"</p>
+<p>West's chin rested upon his hand; his gaze fell dreamily upon
+the table-top. Before his mind's eye there had unrolled a favorite
+vision&mdash;a white meadow of faces focussed breathlessly upon a
+great orator. He recalled himself with a start, a stretch, and a
+laugh.</p>
+<p>"Aren't you wandering rather carelessly into the future,
+Plonny?"</p>
+<p>"If I am," said Mr. Neal, solemnly, "it's because you stand at
+the crossroads to-day."</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>West found the office deserted, his assistant being gone for
+lunch. He finished two short articles begun earlier in the day, and
+himself departed with an eye to food. Later, he had to attend a
+couple of board meetings, which ran off into protracted by-talk,
+and the rainy twilight had fallen before his office knew him
+again.</p>
+<p>Not long after, Queed, already hatted and overcoated to go,
+pushed open the connecting door and entered. The two chatted a
+moment of the make-up of next day's "page." Presently West said:
+"By the bye, written anything about the reformatory?"</p>
+<p>"Anything!" echoed Queed, with a faint smile. "You might say
+that I've written everything about it&mdash;the best article I ever
+wrote, I should say. It's our last chance, you know."</p>
+<p>Queed thought of Eva Bernheimer, and a light crept into his
+ordinarily impassive eye. At the same time, West's ordinarily
+buoyant face fell a little.</p>
+<p>"That so? Let me see how you've handled it, will you?"</p>
+<p>"Certainly," said Queed, showing no surprise, though it was many
+a day since any composition of his had undergone supervision in
+that office.</p>
+<p>It was on the tip of West's tongue to add, "I rather think we've
+been pressing that matter too hard," but he checked himself. Why
+should he make any explanation to his assistant? Was it not the
+fact that he had trusted the young man too far already?</p>
+<p>Queed brought his article and laid it on West's desk, his face
+very thoughtful now. "If there is any information I can give you
+about the subject, I'll wait."</p>
+<p>West hardly repressed a smile. "Thank you, I think I understand
+the situation pretty well."</p>
+<p>Still Queed lingered and hesitated, most unlike himself.
+Presently he strolled over to the window and looked down unseeingly
+into the lamp-lit wetness of Centre Street. In fact, he was the
+poorest actor in the world, and never pretended anything, actively
+or passively, without being unhappy.</p>
+<p>"It's raining like the mischief," he offered uncomfortably.</p>
+<p>"Cats and dogs," said West, his fingers twiddling with Queed's
+copy.</p>
+<p>"By the way," said Queed, turning with a poorly done air of
+casualness, "what is commonly supposed to have become of Henry G.
+Surface? Do people generally believe that he is dead?"</p>
+<p>"Bless your heart, no!" said West, looking up in some surprise
+at the question. "That kind never die. They invariably live to a
+green old age&mdash;green like the bay-tree."</p>
+<p>"I&mdash;have gotten very much interested in his story," said
+Queed, which was certainly true enough. "Where do people think that
+he is now?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, in the West somewhere, living like a fat hog off Miss
+Weyland's money."</p>
+<p>Queed's heart lost a beat. An instinct, swift as a reflex,
+turned him to the window again; he feared that his face might
+commit treason. A curious contraction and hardening seemed to be
+going on inside of him, a chilling petrifaction, and this sensation
+remained; but in the next instant he felt himself under perfect
+control, and was calmly saying:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Why, I thought the courts took all the money he had."</p>
+<p>"They took all they could find. If you've studied high finance
+you'll appreciate the distinction." Amiably West tapped the
+table-top with the long point of his pencil, and wished that Queed
+would restore him his privacy. "Everybody thought at the time, you
+know, that he had a hundred thousand or so put away where the
+courts never got hold of it. The general impression was that he'd
+somehow smuggled it over to the woman he'd been living
+with&mdash;his wife", he said. "She died, I believe, but probably
+our friend Surface, when he got out, hadn't the slightest trouble
+in putting his hands on the money."</p>
+<p>"No, I suppose not. An interesting story, isn't it? You'll
+telephone if you need anything to-night?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I shan't need anything. The page is shaping up very
+satisfactorily, I think. Good-night, my dear fellow."</p>
+<p>Left alone, West picked up Queed's closely-written sheets, and
+leaning back in his chair read them with the closest attention.
+Involuntarily, his intellect paid a tribute to the writer as he
+read. The article was masterly. The argument was close and swift,
+the language impassioned, the style piquant. "Where did he learn to
+write like that!" wondered West. Here was the whole subject
+compressed into half a column, and so luminous a half column that
+the dullest could not fail to understand and admire. Two sarcastic
+little paragraphs were devoted to stripping the tatters from the
+nakedness of the economy argument, and these Mr. Queed's chief
+perused twice.</p>
+<p>"The talk of a doctrinaire," mused he presently. "The closet
+philosopher's ideas. How far afield from the real situation
+..."</p>
+<p>It was a most fortunate thing, he reflected, that he himself had
+means of getting exact and accurate information at first hand.
+Suppose that he had not, that, like some editors, he had simply
+passed this article in without examination and correction. It would
+have made the <i>Post</i> ridiculous, and decidedly impaired its
+reputation for common sense and fair play. Whatever should or
+should not be said, this was certainly no way to talk of honest
+men, who were trying to conserve the party and who differed from
+the <i>Post</i> only on an unimportant question of detail.</p>
+<p>West leaned back in his chair and stared at the farther wall....
+For that was exactly what it was&mdash;an unimportant detail. The
+important thing, the one thing that he himself had insisted on, was
+that the State should have a reformatory. Whether the State had it
+now or two years from now, made relatively little difference,
+except to those who, like his editorial assistant, had sunk
+themselves in the question till their sense of proportion had
+deserted them. Was not that a fair statement of the case? Whatever
+he did, he must not let his views be colored by probable effects
+upon his own future.... Surely, to wait two brief years for the
+institution, with the positive assurance of it then, could be no
+hardship to a State which had got along very well without it for
+all the years of its lifetime. Surely not. Plonny Neal, whose sharp
+horse sense he would back against any man in the State, was
+absolutely sound there.</p>
+<p>He tried to consider the question with chill judiciality, and
+believed that he was doing so. But the fervor which Plonny had
+imparted to it, and the respect which he had for Plonny's knowledge
+of practical conditions, stood by him, unconsciously guiding his
+thoughts along the line of least resistance.... Though nobody dared
+admit it publicly, the party was facing a great crisis; and it was
+in his hand to save or to wreck it. All eyes were anxiously on the
+<i>Post</i>, which wielded the decisive power. The people had risen
+with the unreasonable demand that progress be checked for a time,
+because of the cost of it. The leaders had responded to the best of
+their ability, but necessary expenses were so great that it was
+going to be a narrow shave at best&mdash;so narrow that another
+hundred thousand spent would land the whole kettle of fish in the
+fire. The grand old party would go crashing down the precipice. Was
+not that a criminal price to pay for getting a reformatory
+institution two years before the people were ready to pay for it?
+There was the whole question in a nutshell.</p>
+<p>The one unpleasant aspect of this view was Sharlee Weyland, the
+dearest girl in the world. She would be much disappointed, and, for
+the first moment, would possibly be somewhat piqued with him
+personally. He knew that women were extremely unreasonable about
+these things; they looked at affairs from the emotional point of
+view, from the point of view of the loose, large "effect." But
+Sharlee Weyland was highly intelligent and sensible, and he had not
+the smallest doubt of his ability to make her understand what the
+unfortunate situation was. He could not tell her
+everything&mdash;Plonny had cautioned secrecy about the real
+gravity of the crisis&mdash;but he would tell her enough to show
+her how he had acted, with keen regrets, from his sternest sense of
+public duty. It was a cruel stroke of fate's that his must be the
+hand to bring disappointment to the girl he loved, but after all,
+would she not be the first to say that he must never put his regard
+for her preferences above the larger good of City and State? He
+could not love her, dear, so well, loved he not honor more.</p>
+<p>He picked up Queed's article and glanced again at the
+astonishing words, words which, invested with the <i>Post's</i>
+enormous prestige, simply kicked and cuffed the party to its ruin.
+A wave of resentment against his assistant swept through the
+editor's mind. This was what came of trusting anything to anybody
+else. If you wanted to be sure that things were done right, do them
+yourself. Because he had allowed Queed a little rope, that young
+man had industriously gathered in almost enough to hang, not
+himself, for he was nothing, but the <i>Post</i> and its editor.
+However, there was no use crying over spilt milk. What was done was
+done. Fortunately, the <i>Post's</i> general position was sound;
+had not the editor himself dictated it? If the expression of that
+position in cold type had been gradually carried by a subordinate
+to a more and more violent extreme, to an intemperance of utterance
+which closely approached insanity, what was it the editor's duty to
+do? Obviously to take charge himself and swing the position back to
+a safe and sane mean, exactly where he had placed it to begin with.
+That was all that was asked of him&mdash;to shift back the paper's
+position to where he had placed it in the beginning, and by so
+doing to save the party from wreck. Could a sensible man hesitate
+an instant? And in return....</p>
+<p>West's gaze wandered out of the window, and far on into the
+beyond.... His friends were watching him, silently but fearfully.
+Who and what these friends were his swift thought did not stay to
+ask. His glamorous fancy saw them as a great anxious throng,
+dominant men, yet respectful, who were trembling lest he should
+make a fatal step&mdash;to answer for it with his political life.
+Public life&mdash;he rejected the term political life&mdash;was of
+all things what he was preeminently fitted for. How else could a
+man so fully serve his fellows?&mdash;how so surely and strongly
+promote the uplift? And Plonny Neal had served notice on him that
+he stood to-day on the crossroads to large public usefulness. The
+czar of them all, the great Warwick who made and unmade kings by
+the lifting of his finger, had told him, as plain as language could
+speak, that he, West, was his imperial choice for the mayoralty,
+with all that that foreshadowed.... Truly, he had served his
+apprenticeship, and was meet for his opportunity. For eight long
+months he had stood in line, doing his duty quietly and well,
+asking no favor of anybody. And now at last Warwick had beckoned
+him and set the mystic star upon his forehead....</p>
+<p>Iridescent visionry enwrapped the young man, and he swam in it
+goldenly. In time his spirit returned to his body, and he found
+himself leaning back in a very matter-of-fact chair, facing a very
+plain question. How could the shifting back, the rationalizing, of
+the paper's position be accomplished with the minimum of shock? How
+could he rescue the party with the least possible damage to the
+<i>Post's</i> consistency?</p>
+<p>West went to a filing cabinet in the corner of the room, pulled
+out a large folder marked, <i>Reformatory</i>, and, returning to
+his seat, ran hurriedly through the <i>Post's</i> editorials on
+this subject during the past twelvemonth. Over some of the phrases
+he ground his teeth. They floated irritatingly in his head as he
+once more leaned back in his chair and frowned at the opposite
+wall.</p>
+<p>Gradually there took form in his mind a line of reasoning which
+would appear to grow with some degree of naturalness out of what
+had gone before, harmonizing the basic continuity of the
+<i>Post's</i> attitude, and minimizing the change in present angle
+or point of view. His fertile mind played about it, strengthening
+it, building it up, polishing and perfecting; and in time he began
+to write, at first slowly, but soon with fluent ease.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXVI" id="XXVI"></a>XXVI</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>In which Queed forces the Old Professor's Hand, and the Old
+Professor takes to his Bed.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Raincoat buttoned to his throat, Queed set his face against the
+steady downpour. It was a mild, windless night near the end of
+February, foreshadowing the early spring already nearly due. He had
+no umbrella, or wish for one: the cool rain in his face was a
+refreshment and a vivifier.</p>
+<p>So the worst had come to the worst, and he had been living for
+nearly a year on Sharlee Weyland's money, stolen from her by her
+father's false friend. Wormwood and gall were the fruits that
+altruism had borne him. Two casual questions had brought out the
+shameful truth, and these questions could have been asked as easily
+a year ago as now.</p>
+<p>Bitterly did the young man reproach himself now, for his
+criminal carelessness in regard to the sources of Surface's
+luxurious income. For the better part of a year he had known the
+old man for an ex-convict whose embezzlings had run high into six
+figures. Yet he had gone on fatuously swallowing the story that the
+money of which the old rogue was so free represented nothing but
+the savings of a thrifty schoolteacher. A dozen things came back to
+him now to give the lie to that tale. He thought of the costly
+books that Surface was constantly buying; the expensive repairs he
+had made in his rented house; the wine that stood on the
+dinner-table every night; the casual statement from the old man
+that he meant to retire from the school at the end of the present
+session. Was there ever a teacher who could live like this after a
+dozen years' roving work? And the probability was that Surface had
+never worked at all until, returning to his own city, he had needed
+a position as a cover and a blind.</p>
+<p>Mathematical computations danced through the young man's brain.
+He figured that their present scale of living must run anywhere
+from $3500 to $5000 a year. Surface's income from the school was
+known to be $900 a year. His income from his lodger was $390 a
+year. This difference between, say $4000 and $1290, was $2710 a
+year, or 4 per cent on some $70,000. And this tidy sum was being
+filched from the purse of Charlotte Lee Weyland, who worked for her
+living at an honorarium of $75 a month.</p>
+<p>Queed walked with his head lowered, bent less against the rain
+than his own stinging thoughts. At the corner of Seventh Street a
+knot of young men, waiting under a dripping awning for a car that
+would not come, cried out gayly to the Doc; they were Mercuries;
+but the Doc failed to respond to their greetings, or even to hear
+them. He crossed the humming street, northerly, with an experienced
+sureness acquired since his exploit with the dog Behemoth; and so
+came into his own section of the town.</p>
+<p>He was an apostle of law who of all things loved harmony.
+Already his mind was busily at work seeking to restore order out of
+the ruins of his house. Obviously the first thing to do, the one
+thing that could not wait an hour, was to get his sense of honesty
+somehow back again. He must compel Surface to hand over to Miss
+Weyland immediately every cent of money that he had. The delivery
+could be arranged easily enough, without any sensational
+revelations. The letter to Miss Weyland could come from a lawyer in
+the West; in Australia, if the old man liked; that didn't matter.
+The one thing that did matter was that he should immediately make
+restitution as fully as lay within the power of them both.</p>
+<p>Surface, of course, would desperately resist such a suggestion.
+Queed knew of but one club which could drive him to agree to it,
+one goad which could rowel him to the height. This was his own
+continued companionship. He could compel Surface to disgorgement
+only at the price of a new offering of himself to the odious old
+man who had played false with him as with everybody else. Queed did
+not hesitate. At the moment every cost seemed small to clear his
+dearest belonging, which was his personal honesty, of this stain.
+As for Surface, nothing could make him more detestable in a moral
+sense than he had been all along. He had been a thief and a liar
+from the beginning. Once the cleansing storm was over, their
+unhappy domestic union could go on much as it had done before.</p>
+<p>For his part, he must at once set about restoring his half of
+the joint living expenses consumed during the past nine months.
+This money could be passed in through the lawyer with the rest, so
+that she would never know. Obviously, he would have to make more
+money than he was making now, which meant that he would have to
+take still more time from his book. There were his original tax
+articles in the <i>Post</i>, which a publisher had asked him at the
+time to work over into a primer for college use. There might be a
+few hundreds to be made there. He could certainly place some
+articles in the reviews. If for the next twelve months he
+ruthlessly eliminated everything from his life that did not bring
+in money, he could perhaps push his earnings for the next year to
+three thousand dollars, which would be enough to see him
+through....</p>
+<p>And busy with thoughts like these, he came home to Surface's
+pleasant little house, and was greeted by the old man with kindness
+and good cheer.</p>
+<p>It was dinner-time&mdash;for they dined at night now, in some
+state&mdash;and they sat down to four dainty courses, cooked and
+served by the capable Henderson. The table was a round one, so
+small that the two men could have shaken hands across it without
+the smallest exertion. By old Surface's plate stood a gold-topped
+bottle, containing, not the ruddy burgundy which had become
+customary of late, but sparkling champagne. Surface referred to it,
+gracefully, as his medicine; doctors, he said, were apparently
+under the delusion that schoolmasters had bottomless purses. To
+this pleasantry Queed made no reply. He was, indeed, spare with his
+remarks that evening, and his want of appetite grieved old
+Henderson sorely.</p>
+<p>The servant brought the coffee and retired. He would not be back
+again till he was rung for: that was the iron rule. The kitchen was
+separated from the dining-room by a pantry and two doors. Thus the
+diners were as private as they were ever likely to be in this
+world, and in the breast of one of them was something that would
+brook no more delay.</p>
+<p>"Professor," said this one, with a face which gave no sign of
+inner turmoil, "I find myself obliged to refer once more
+to&mdash;an unwelcome subject."</p>
+<p>Surface was reaching for his coffee cup; he was destined never
+to pick it up. His hand fell; found the edge of the table; his long
+fingers gripped and closed over it.</p>
+<p>"Ah?" he said easily, not pretending to doubt what subject was
+meant. "I'm sorry. I thought that we had laid the old ghosts for
+good."</p>
+<p>"I thought so, too. I was mistaken, it seems."</p>
+<p>Across the table, the two men looked at each other. To Surface,
+the subject must indeed have been the most unwelcome imaginable,
+especially when forced upon him with so ominous a directness. Yet
+his manner was the usual bland mask; his face, rather like a bad
+Roman senator's in the days of the decline, had undergone no
+perceptible change.</p>
+<p>"When I came here to live with you," said Queed, "I understood,
+of course, that you would be contributing several times as much
+toward our joint expenses as I. To a certain degree, you would be
+supporting me. Naturally, I did not altogether like that. But you
+constantly assured me, you may remember, that you would rather put
+your savings into a home than anything else, that you could not
+manage it without my assistance, and that you considered my
+companionship as fully offsetting the difference in the money we
+paid. So I became satisfied that the arrangement was honorable to
+us both."</p>
+<p>Surface spoke with fine courtesy. "All this is so true, your
+contribution toward making our house a home has been so much
+greater than my own, that I feel certain nothing can have happened
+to disturb your satisfaction."</p>
+<p>"Yes," said Queed. "I have assumed all the time that the money
+you were spending here was your own."</p>
+<p>There was a silence. Queed looked at the table-cloth. He had
+just become aware that his task was hateful to him. The one thing
+to do was to get it over as swiftly and decisively as possible.</p>
+<p>"I am at a loss," said the old man, dryly, "to understand where
+the assumption comes in, in view of the fact that I have stated,
+more than once&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I am forced to tell you that I cannot accept these
+statements."</p>
+<p>For a moment the brilliant eyes looked dangerous. "Are you aware
+that your language is exceedingly offensive?"</p>
+<p>"Yes. I'm very sorry. Nevertheless, this tooth must come out. It
+has suddenly become apparent to me that you must be spending here
+the income on hardly less than seventy-five thousand dollars. Do
+you seriously ask me to believe, now that I directly bring up the
+matter, that you amassed this by a few years of
+school-teaching?"</p>
+<p>Surface lit a cigarette, and, taking a slow puff, looked
+unwinkingly into the young man's eyes, which looked as steadily
+back into his own. "You are mistaken in assuming," he said sternly,
+"that, in giving you my affection, I have given you any right to
+cross-examine me in&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Yes, you gave it to me when you invited me to your house as, in
+part, your guest&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I am behind the times, indeed, if it is esteemed the privilege
+of a guest to spy upon his host."</p>
+<p>"That," said Queed, quietly, "is altogether unjust. You must
+know that I am not capable of spying on you. I have, on the
+contrary, been culpably short-sighted. Never once have I doubted
+anything you told me until you yourself insisted on rubbing doubts
+repeatedly into my eyes. Professor," he went on rapidly, "are you
+aware that those familiar with your story say that, when
+you&mdash;that, after your misfortune, you started life again with
+a bank account of between one and two hundred thousand
+dollars?"</p>
+<p>The black eyes lit up like two shoe-buttons in the sunlight.
+"That is a wicked falsehood, invented at the time by a lying
+reporter&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Do you assert that everything you have now has been earned
+since your misfortune?"</p>
+<p>"Precisely that."</p>
+<p>The voice was indignantly firm, but Queed, looking into the old
+man's face, read there as plain as day that he was lying.</p>
+<p>"Think a moment," he said sorrowfully. "This is pretty serious,
+you see. Are you absolutely sure that you carried over nothing at
+all?"</p>
+<p>"In the sight of God, I did not. But let me tell you, my
+friend&mdash;"</p>
+<p>A chair-leg scraped on the carpeted floor, and Queed was
+standing, playing his trump card with a grim face.</p>
+<p>"We must say good-by, Professor&mdash;now. I'll send for my
+things in the morning."</p>
+<p>"What do you mean, you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"That you and I part company to-night. Good-by."</p>
+<p>"Stop!" cried Surface. He rose, greatly excited and leaned over
+the table. A faint flush drove the yellow from his cheek; his eyes
+were blazing. He shook a menacing finger at close range in Queed's
+face, which remained entirely unmoved by the demonstration.</p>
+<p>"So this is the reward of my kindness and affection! I won't
+endure it, do you understand? I won't be kicked into the gutter
+like an old shoe, do you hear? Sit down in that chair. I forbid you
+to leave the house."</p>
+<p>Queed's gaze was more formidable than his own. "Mr. Surface," he
+said, in a peculiarly quiet voice, "you forget yourself strangely.
+You are in no position to speak to me like this."</p>
+<p>Surface appeared suddenly to agree with him. He fell back into
+his chair and dropped his face into his hands.</p>
+<p>Queed, standing where he was, watched him across the tiny
+dinner-table and, against his reason, felt very sorry. How
+humiliating this ripping up of old dishonor was to the proud old
+man, rogue though he was, he understood well enough. From nobody in
+the world but him, he knew, would Surface ever have suffered it to
+proceed as far as this, and this knowledge made him want to handle
+the knife with as little roughness as possible.</p>
+<p>"I&mdash;was wrong," said the muffled voice. "I ask your
+forgiveness for my outbreak."</p>
+<p>"You have it."</p>
+<p>Surface straightened himself up, and, by an obvious effort,
+managed to recapture something like his usual smoothness of voice
+and manner.</p>
+<p>"Will you be good enough to sit down? I will tell you what you
+wish."</p>
+<p>"Certainly. Thank you."</p>
+<p>Queed resumed his seat. His face was a little pale, but
+otherwise just as usual. Inwardly, after the moment of critical
+uncertainty, he was shaken by a tempest of fierce exultation. His
+club, after all, was going to be strong enough; the old man would
+give up the money rather than give up him.</p>
+<p>Surface picked up his cigarette. All his storm signals had
+disappeared as by magic.</p>
+<p>"I did manage," began the old man, flicking off his ash with an
+admirable effect of calm, "to save a small nest-egg from the wreck,
+to keep me from the poorhouse in my old age. I did not wish to tell
+you this because, with your lack of acquaintance with business
+methods, the details would only confuse, and possibly mislead, you.
+I had, too, another reason for wishing to keep it a surprise. You
+have forced me, against my preferences, to tell you. As to this
+small pittance," he said, without the flicker of an eye-lash, "any
+court in the country would tell you that it is fairly and honorably
+mine."</p>
+<p>"Thank you. I appreciate your telling me this." Queed leaned
+over the table, and began speaking in a quiet, brisk voice. "Now,
+then, here is the situation. You have a certain sum of money put
+away somewhere, estimated to be not less than a hundred thousand
+dollars&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Nothing of the sort! Far less than that! A few beggarly
+thousands, which&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Very well&mdash;a few thousands. Of course your books will
+readily show the exact figures. This money was withheld at the time
+your affairs were settled, and therefore was not applied to
+reducing the&mdash;the loss on the trustee account. Of course, if
+its existence had been known, it would have been so applied. In
+other words, the Weyland estate has been deprived to the exact
+extent of the sum withheld. Fortunately, it is never too late to
+correct an error of this sort. My idea is that we should make the
+restitution without the loss of an unnecessary day."</p>
+<p>Doubtless the old man had seen it coming; he heard the galling
+proposal with a face which showed nothing stronger than profound
+surprise. "Restitution! My dear boy, I owe no restitution to any
+one."</p>
+<p>"You hardly take the position that you have acquired a title to
+the Weyland trustee funds?"</p>
+<p>"Ah, there it is!" purred Surface, making a melancholy gesture.
+"You see why I did not wish to open up this complicated subject.
+Your ignorance, if you will pardon me, of modern business
+procedure, makes it very difficult for you to grasp the matter in
+its proper bearings. Without going into too much detail, let me try
+to explain it to you. This settlement of my affairs that you speak
+of was forcibly done by the courts, in the interest of others, and
+to my great injury. The rascals set out to cut my throat&mdash;was
+it required of me to whet the knife for them? They set out to strip
+me of the last penny I had, and they had every advantage, despotic
+powers, with complete access to all my private papers. If the
+robbers overlooked something that I had, a bagatelle I needed for
+the days of my adversity, was it my business to pluck them by the
+sleeve and turn traitor to myself? Why, the law itself gave me what
+they passed over. I was declared a bankrupt. Don't you know what
+that means? It means that the courts assumed responsibility for my
+affairs, paid off my creditors, and, as a small compensation for
+having robbed me, wiped the slate clean and declared me free of all
+claims. And this was twenty-five years ago. My dear boy! Read the
+Bankruptcy Act. Ask a lawyer, any lawyer&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Let us not speak of lawyers&mdash;now," interrupted Queed,
+stirring in his chair. "Let their opinion wait as a last
+alternative, which, I earnestly hope, need never be used at all. I
+am not bringing up this point to you now as a legal question, but
+as a moral one."</p>
+<p>"Ah! You do not find that the morals provided by the law are
+good enough for you, then?"</p>
+<p>"If your reading of the law is correct&mdash;of which I am not
+so certain as you are, I fear&mdash;it appears that they are not.
+But&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It is my misfortune," interrupted the old man, his hand
+tightening on the table-edge, "that your sympathies are not with me
+in the matter. Mistaken sentiment, youthful Quixotism, lead you to
+take an absurdly distorted view of what&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, I'm afraid not. You see, when stripped of all unnecessary
+language, the repulsive fact is just this: we are living here on
+money that was unlawfully abstracted from the Weyland estate. No
+matter what the law may say, we know that this money morally
+belongs to its original owners. Now I ask you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Let me put it another way. I can show you exactly where your
+misapprehension is&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Queed stopped him short by a gesture. "My mind is so clear on
+this point that discussion only wastes our time."</p>
+<p>The young man's burst of exultation was all but stillborn;
+already despair plucked chilly at his heart-strings. For the first
+time the depth of his feeling broke through into his voice: "Say,
+if you like that I am unreasonable, ignorant, unfair. Put it all
+down to besotted prejudice.... Can't you restore this money because
+I ask it? Won't you do it as a favor to me?"</p>
+<p>Surface's face became agitated. "I believe there is nothing else
+in the world&mdash;that I wouldn't do for you&mdash;a thousand
+times over&mdash;but&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Then Queed threw the last thing that he had to offer into the
+scales, namely himself. He leaned over the table and fixed the old
+man with imploring eyes.</p>
+<p>"I'd do my best to make it up to you. I'll&mdash;I'll live with
+you till one or the other of us dies. You'll have somebody to take
+care of you when you are old, and there will never be any talk of
+the poorhouse between you and me. It can all be arranged quietly
+through a lawyer, Professor&mdash;and nobody will guess your
+secret. You and I will find quiet lodgings somewhere, and live
+together&mdash;as friends&mdash;live cleanly, honorably,
+honestly&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"For God's sake, stop!" said Surface, in a broken-voice. "This
+is more than I can bear."</p>
+<p>So Queed knew that it was hopeless, and that the old man meant
+to cling to his dishonored money, and let his friend go. He sank
+back in his chair, sick at heart, and a painful silence fell.</p>
+<p>"If I refuse," Surface took up the theme, "it is for your sake
+as well as mine. My boy, you don't know what you ask. It is
+charity, mere mad charity to people whom I have no love for,
+who&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Then," said Queed, "two things must happen. First, I must lay
+the facts before Miss Weyland."</p>
+<p>Surface's manner changed; his eyes became unpleasant.</p>
+<p>"You are not serious. You can hardly mean to repeat to anybody
+what I have told you in sacred confidence."</p>
+<p>Queed smiled sadly. "No, you have not told me anything in
+confidence. You have never told me anything until I first found it
+out for myself, and then only because denial was useless."</p>
+<p>"When I told you my story last June, you assured me&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"However, you have just admitted that what you told me last June
+was not the truth."</p>
+<p>Again their eyes clashed, and Surface, whose face was slowly
+losing all its color, even the sallowness, found no sign of
+yielding in those of the younger man.</p>
+<p>Queed resumed: "However, I do not mean that I shall tell her who
+you are, unless you yourself compel me to. I shall simply let her
+know that you are known to be alive, within reach of the courts,
+and in possession of a certain sum of money withheld from the
+trustee funds. This will enable her to take the matter up with her
+lawyers and, as I believe, bring it before the courts. If her claim
+is sustained, she would doubtless give you the opportunity to make
+restitution through intermediaries, and thus sensational
+disclosures might be avoided. However, I make you no promises about
+that."</p>
+<p>Surface drew a breath; he permitted his face to show signs of
+relief. "Since my argument and knowledge carry so little weight
+with you," he said with a fine air of dignity, "I am willing to let
+the courts convince you, if you insist. But I do beg&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Queed cut him short; he felt that he could not bear one of the
+old man's grandiloquent speeches now. "There is one other thing
+that must be mentioned," he said in a tired voice. "You understand,
+of course, that I can live here no longer."</p>
+<p>"My God! Don't say that! Aren't you satisfied with what you've
+done to me without that!"</p>
+<p>"I haven't done anything to you. Whatever has been done, you
+have deliberately done to yourself. I have no desire to hurt or
+injure you. But&mdash;what are you thinking about, to imagine that
+I could continue to live here&mdash;on this money?"</p>
+<p>"You contradict yourself twice in the same breath! You just said
+that you would let the courts settle that question&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"As to the Weyland estate's claim, yes. But I do not let the
+courts regulate my own sense of honor."</p>
+<p>Surface, elbows on the table, buried his face in his hands.
+Queed slowly rose, a heart of lead in his breast. He had failed. He
+had offered all that he had, and it had been unhesitatingly kicked
+aside. And, unless long litigation was started, and unless it
+ultimately succeeded, Henry G. Surface would keep his loot.</p>
+<p>He glanced about the pleasant little dining-room, symbol of the
+only home he had ever known, where, after all, he had done great
+work, and been not unhappy. Personally, he was glad to leave it,
+glad to stand out from the shadow of the ruin of Henry G. Surface.
+Nevertheless it was a real parting, the end of an epoch in his
+life, and there was sadness in that. Sadness, too, he saw, deeper
+than his repugnance and anger, in the bowed figure before him, the
+lost old man whom he was to leave solitary henceforward. Saddest of
+all was the consciousness of his own terrible failure.</p>
+<p>He began speaking in a controlled voice.</p>
+<p>"This interview is painful to us both. It is useless to prolong
+it. I&mdash;have much to thank you for&mdash;kindness which I do
+not forget now and shall not forget. If you ever reconsider your
+decision&mdash;if you should ever need me for anything&mdash;I
+shall be within call. And now I must leave you ... sorrier than I
+can say that our parting must be like this." He paused: his gaze
+rested on the bent head, and he offered, without hope, the final
+chance. "Your mind is quite made up? You are sure
+that&mdash;this&mdash;is the way you wish the matter settled?"</p>
+<p>Surface took his face from his hands and looked up. His
+expression was a complete surprise. It was neither savage nor
+anguished, but ingratiating, complacent, full of suppressed
+excitement. Into his eyes had sprung an indescribable look of
+cunning, the look of a broken-down diplomat about to outwit his
+adversary with a last unsuspected card.</p>
+<p>"No, no! Of course I'll not let you leave me like this," he
+said, with a kind of trembling eagerness, and gave a rather painful
+laugh. "You force my hand. I had not meant to tell you my secret so
+soon. You can't guess the real reason why I refuse to give my money
+to Miss Weyland, even when you ask it, now can you? You can't
+guess, now can you?"</p>
+<p>"I think I can. You had rather have the money than have me."</p>
+<p>"Not a bit of it. Nothing of the kind! Personally I care nothing
+for the money. I am keeping it," said the old man, lowering his
+voice to a chuckling whisper, "<i>for you!</i>" He leaned over the
+table, fixing Queed with a gaze of triumphant cunning. "I'm going
+to make you <i>my heir!</i> Leave everything I have in the world
+<i>to you!</i>"</p>
+<p>A wave of sick disgust swept through the young man, momentarily
+engulfing his power of speech. Never had the old man's face looked
+so loathsome to him, never the man himself appeared so utterly
+detestable.</p>
+<p>Surface had risen, whispering and chuckling. "Come up to the
+sitting-room, my dear boy. I have some papers up there that may
+open your eyes. You need never work&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Stop!" said Queed, and the old man stopped in his tracks.
+"Can't I make you understand?" he went on, fighting hard for
+calmness. "Isn't it clear to you that <i>nothing</i> could induce
+me to touch another penny of this money?"</p>
+<p>"Ah!" said Surface, in his softest voice. "Ah! And might I
+inquire the reason for this heroic self-restraint?"</p>
+<p>"You choose your words badly. It is no restraint to honest men
+to decline to take other people's money."</p>
+<p>"Ah, I see. I see. I see," said Surface, nodding his shining
+hairless head up and down.</p>
+<p>"Good-by."</p>
+<p>"No, no," said the old man, in an odd thick voice. "Not quite
+yet, if you please. There is still something that I want to say to
+you."</p>
+<p>He came slowly around the tiny table, and Queed watched his
+coming with bursts of fierce repugnance which set his hard-won
+muscles to twitching. An elemental satisfaction there might be in
+throwing the old man through the window. Yet, in a truer sense, he
+felt that the necessity of manhandling him would be the final touch
+in this degrading interview.</p>
+<p>"You value your society too high, my dear boy," said Surface
+with a face of chalk. "You want too big a price. I must fork over
+every penny I have, to a young trollop who happens to have caught
+your fancy&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Stand away from me!" cried Queed, with a face suddenly whiter
+than his own. "You will tempt me to do what I shall be sorry for
+afterwards."</p>
+<p>But Surface did not budge, and to strike, after all, was hardly
+possible; it would be no better than murder. The two men stood,
+white face to white face, the two pairs of fearless eyes scarcely a
+foot apart. And beyond all the obvious dissimilarity, there
+appeared a curious resemblance in the two faces at that moment: in
+each the same habit of unfaltering gaze, the same high forehead,
+the same clean-cut chin, the same straight, thin-lipped mouth.</p>
+<p>"Oh, I see through you clearly enough," said Surface. "You're in
+love with her! You think it is a pretty thing to sacrifice me to
+her, especially as the sacrifice costs you nothing&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Stop! Will you force me in the name of common
+decency&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But I'll not permit you to do it, do you hear?" continued
+Surface, his face ablaze, his lower lip trembling and twitching, as
+it does sometimes with the very old. "You need some discipline, my
+boy. Need some discipline&mdash;and you shall have it. You will
+continue to live with me exactly as you have heretofore, only
+henceforward I shall direct your movements and endeavor to improve
+your manners."</p>
+<p>He swayed slightly where he stood, and Queed's tenseness
+suddenly relaxed. Pity rose in his heart above furious resentment;
+he put out his hand and touched the old man's arm.</p>
+<p>"Control yourself," he said in an iron voice. "Come&mdash;I will
+help you to bed before I go."</p>
+<p>Surface shook himself free, and laughed unpleasantly. "Go!
+Didn't you hear me tell you that you were not going? Who do you
+think I am that you can flout and browbeat and threaten&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Come! Let us go up to bed&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Who do you think I am!" repeated Surface, bringing his
+twitching face nearer, his voice breaking to sudden shrillness.
+"Who do you think I am, I say?"</p>
+<p>Queed thought the old man had gone off his head, and indeed he
+looked it. He began soothingly: "You are&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'm your father! Your <i>father</i>, do you hear!" cried
+Surface. "<i>You're my son&mdash;Henry G. Surface, Jr.!</i>"</p>
+<p>This time, Queed, looking with a wild sudden terror into the
+flaming eyes, knew that he heard the truth from Surface at last.
+The revelation broke upon him in a stunning flash. He sprang away
+from the old man with a movement of loathing unspeakable.</p>
+<p>"Father!" he said, in a dull curious whisper. "<i>O God!
+Father!</i>"</p>
+<p>Surface gazed at him, his upper lip drawn up into his old
+purring sneer.</p>
+<p>"So that is how you feel about it, my son?" he inquired suavely,
+and suddenly crumpled down upon the floor.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>The young man shook him by the shoulder, but he did not stir.
+Henderson came running at the sound of the fall, and together they
+bore the old man, breathing, but inert as the dead, to his room. In
+an hour, the doctor had come and gone. In two hours, a trained
+nurse was sitting by the bed as though she had been there always.
+The doctor called it a "stroke," superinduced by a "shock." He said
+that Professor Nicolovius might live for a week, or a year, but was
+hardly likely to speak again on this side the dark river that runs
+round the world.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXVII" id="XXVII"></a>XXVII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Sharlee Weyland reads the Morning Post; of Rev. Mr. Dayne's
+Fight at Ephesus and the Telephone Message that never came; of the
+Editor's Comment upon the Assistant Editor's Resignation, which
+perhaps lacked Clarity; and of how Eight Men elect a Mayor.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Next morning, in the first moment she had, Sharlee Weyland read
+the Post's editorial on the reformatory. And as she read she felt
+as though the skies had fallen, and the friendly earth suddenly
+risen up and smitten her.</p>
+<p>It was a rainy morning, the steady downpour of the night before
+turned into a fine drizzle; and Sharlee, who nearly always walked,
+took the car downtown. She was late this morning; there had been
+but flying minutes she could give to breakfast; not a second to
+give to anything else; and therefore she took the Post with her to
+read on the ride to "the" office. And, seating herself, she turned
+immediately to the editorial page, in which the State Department of
+Charities felt an especial interest this morning.</p>
+<p>Both the name and the position of the editorial were immediately
+disappointing to her. It was not in the leading place, and its
+caption was simply "As to the Reformatory," which seemed to her too
+colorless and weak. Subconsciously, she passed the same judgment
+upon the opening sentences of the text, which somehow failed to
+ring out that challenge to the obstructionists she had confidently
+expected. As she read further, her vague disappointment gave way to
+a sudden breathless incredulity; that to a heartsick rigidity of
+attention; and when she went back, and began to read the whole
+article over, slowly and carefully, from the beginning, her face
+was about the color of the pretty white collar she wore. For what
+she was looking on at was, so it seemed to her, not simply the
+killing of the chief ambition of her two years' work, but the
+treacherous murder of it in the house of its friends.</p>
+<p>As she reread "As to the Reformatory," she became impressed by
+its audacious cleverness. It would have been impossible to manage a
+tremendous shift in position with more consummate dexterity.
+Indeed, she was almost ready to take the <i>Post's</i> word for it
+that no shift at all had been made. From beginning to end the
+paper's unshakable loyalty to the reformatory was everywhere
+insisted upon; that was the strong keynote; the ruinous
+qualifications were slipped in, as it were, reluctantly, hard-wrung
+concessions to indisputable and overwhelming evidence. But there
+they were, scarcely noticeable to the casual reader, perhaps, but
+to passionate partisans sticking up like palm-trees on a plain. In
+a backhanded, sinuous but unmistakable way, the <i>Post</i> was
+telling the legislature that it had better postpone the reformatory
+for another two years. It was difficult to say just what phrase or
+phrases finally pushed the odious idea out into the light; but
+Sharlee lingered longest on a passage which, after referring to the
+"list of inescapable expenditures published elsewhere," said:</p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>Immediacy, of course, was never the great question; but it was a
+question; and the <i>Post</i> has therefore watched with keen
+regret the rolling up of absolutely unavoidable expenses to the
+point where the spending of another dollar for any cause, however
+meritorious in itself, must be regarded as of dubious wisdom.</p>
+</div>
+<p>That sentence was enough. It would be as good as a volume to the
+powerful opposition in the House, hardly repressed heretofore by
+the <i>Post's</i> thunders. The reformatory, which they had labored
+for so long, was dead.</p>
+<p>The thought was bitter to the young assistant secretary. But
+from the first, her mind had jumped beyond it, to fasten on another
+and, to her, far worse one, a burning personal question by the side
+of which the loss of the reformatory seemed for the moment an
+unimportant detail.</p>
+<p><i>Which of the two men had done it?</i></p>
+<p>Rev. Mr. Dayne was sitting bowed over his desk, his strong head
+clamped in his hands, the morning Post crumpled on the floor beside
+him. He did not look up when his assistant entered the office; his
+response to her "Good-morning" was of the briefest. Sharlee
+understood. It was only the corporeal husk of her friend that was
+seated at the desk. All the rest of him was down at Ephesus
+fighting with the beasts, and grimly resolved to give no sign from
+the arena till he had set his foot upon their necks for the glory
+of God and the honor of his cloth.</p>
+<p>Sharlee herself did not feel conversational. In silence she took
+off her things, and, going over to her own desk, began opening the
+mail. In an hour, maybe more, maybe less, the Secretary stood at
+her side, his kind face calm as ever.</p>
+<p>"Well," he said quietly, "how do you explain it?"</p>
+<p>Sharlee's eyes offered him bay-leaves for his victory.</p>
+<p>"There is a suggestion about it," said she, still rather white,
+"of thirty pieces of silver."</p>
+<p>"Oh! We can hardly say that. Let us give him the benefit of the
+doubt, as long as there can be any doubt. Let us view it for the
+present as a death-bed repentance."</p>
+<p>Him? Which did he mean?</p>
+<p>"No," said Sharlee, "it is not possible to view it that way. The
+<i>Post</i> has been as familiar with the arguments all along, from
+beginning to end, as you or I. It could not be honestly converted
+any more than you could. This," said she, struggling to speak
+calmly, "is treachery."</p>
+<p>"Appearances, I am sorry to say, are much that way.
+Still&mdash;I think we should not condemn the paper unheard."</p>
+<p>"Then why not have the hearing at once? An explanation
+is&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I shall seek none," interrupted Mr. Dayne, quietly. "The
+<i>Post</i> must volunteer it, if it has any to offer. Of course,"
+he went on, "we know nothing of the history of that editorial now.
+Of one thing, however, I feel absolutely certain; that is, that it
+was published without the knowledge of Mr. West. Developments may
+follow.... As for instance a shake-up in the staff."</p>
+<p>That settled it. This good man whom she admired so much had not
+entertained a doubt that the editorial was from the brain and pen
+of Mr. Queed.</p>
+<p>She said painfully: "As to the effect upon the&mdash;the
+reformatory&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It is killed," said Mr. Dayne, and went away to his desk.</p>
+<p>Sharlee turned in her desk-chair and looked out of the
+rain-blurred windows.</p>
+<p>Through and beyond the trees of the park, over ridges of roofs
+and away to the west and north, she saw the weatherbeaten
+<i>Post</i> building, its distant gray tower cutting mistily out of
+the dreary sky. From where she sat she could just pick out, as she
+had so often noticed before, the tops of the fifth-floor row of
+windows, the windows from which the <i>Post's</i> editorial
+department looked out upon a world with which it could not keep
+faith. Behind one of those windows at this moment, in all
+likelihood, sat the false friend who had cut down the reformatory
+from behind.</p>
+<p>Which was it? Oh, was not Mr. Dayne right, as he always was?
+Where was there any room for doubt?</p>
+<p>Long before Sharlee knew Charles Gardiner West personally, when
+she was a little girl and he just out of college, she had known him
+by report as a young man of fine ideals, exalted character, the
+very pattern of stainless honor. Her later intimate knowledge of
+him, she told herself, had fully borne out the common reputation.
+Wherever she had touched him, she had found him generous and sound
+and sweet. That he was capable of what seemed to her the baldest
+and basest treachery was simply unthinkable. And what reason was
+there ever to drag his name into her thought of the affair at all?
+Was it not Mr. Queed who had written all the reformatory articles
+since Colonel Cowles's death&mdash;Mr. Queed who had promised only
+twenty-four hours ago to do his utmost for the cause at the
+critical moment to-day?</p>
+<p>And yet ... and yet ... her mind clung desperately to the
+thought that possibly the assistant editor had not done this thing,
+after all. The memory of his visit to her, less than a week ago,
+was very vivid in her mind. What sort of world was it that a man
+with a face of such shining honesty could stoop to such shabby
+dishonesty?&mdash;that a man who had looked at her as he had looked
+at her that night, could turn again and strike her such a blow?
+That Queed should have done this seemed as inconceivable as that
+West should have done it. There was the wild hundredth chance that
+neither had done it, that the article had been written by somebody
+else and published by mistake.</p>
+<p>But the hope hardly fluttered its wings before her reason struck
+it dead. No, there was no way out there. The fact was too plain
+that one of her two good friends, under what pressure she could not
+guess, had consented to commit dishonor and, by the same stroke, to
+wound her so deeply. For no honest explanation was possible; there
+was no argument in the case to-day that was not equally potent a
+month ago. It was all a story of cajolery or intimidation from the
+formidable opposition, and of mean yielding in the places of
+responsibility. And&mdash;yes&mdash;She felt it as bad for one of
+her two friends to be so stained as another. It had come to that.
+At last she must admit that they stood upon level ground in her
+imagination, the nameless little Doctor of two years back side by
+side with the beau ideal of all her girlhood. One's honor was as
+dear to her as another's; one's friendship as sweet; and now one of
+them was her friend no more.</p>
+<p>And it was not West whom she must cast out. There was no peg
+anywhere to hang even the smallest suspicion of him upon. She
+scourged her mind for seeking one. It was Queed who, at the pinch,
+had broken down and betrayed them with a kiss: Queed, of the
+obscure parentage, dubious inheritance, and omitted upbringing;
+Queed, whom she had first stood upon his feet and started forward
+in a world of men, had helped and counseled and guided, had
+admitted to her acquaintance, her friendship&mdash;for this.</p>
+<p>But because Sharlee had known Queed well as a man who loved
+truth, because the very thing that she had seen and most admired in
+him from the beginning was an unflinching honesty of intellect and
+character, because of the remembrance of his face as she had last
+seen it: a tiny corner of her mind, in defiance of all reason,
+revolted against this condemnation and refused to shut tight
+against him. All morning she sat at her work, torn by anxiety,
+hoping every moment that her telephone might ring with some
+unthought-of explanation, which would leave her with nothing worse
+upon her mind than the dead reformatory. But though the telephone
+rang often, it was never for this.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>Sitting in a corner of the House gallery, about noon, Mr. Dayne
+saw the reformatory bill, which he himself had written, called up
+out of order and snowed under. The only speech was made by the
+Solon who had the bill called up, a familiar organization
+wheelhorse, named Meachy T. Bangor, who quoted with unconcealed
+triumph from the morning's <i>Post</i>, wholly ignoring all the
+careful safeguards and tearing out of the context only such
+portions as suited his humor and his need. Mr. Bangor pointed out
+that, inasmuch as the "acknowledged organ" of the State Department
+of Charities now at length "confessed" that the reformatory had
+better wait two years, there were no longer two sides to the
+question. Many of the gentleman's hearers appeared to agree with
+him. They rose and fell upon the bill, and massacred it by a vote
+of 54 to 32.</p>
+<p>From "Sis" Hopkins, legislative reporter of the <i>Post</i>, the
+news went skipping over the telephone wire to the editorial rooms,
+where the assistant editor, who received it, remarked that he was
+sorry to hear it. That done, the assistant hung up the receiver,
+and resumed work upon an article entitled "A Constitution for
+Turkey?" He had hardly added a sentence to this composition before
+West came in and, with a cheery word of greeting, passed into his
+own office.</p>
+<p>The assistant editor went on with his writing. He looked worn
+this morning, Henry Surface's son, and not without reason. Half the
+night he had shared the nurse's vigil at the bedside of Surface,
+who lay in unbroken stupor. Half the night he had maintained an
+individual vigil in his own room, lying flat on his back and
+staring wide-eyed into the darkness. And on the heels of the day,
+there had come new trouble for him, real trouble, though in the
+general cataclysm its full bearings and farther reaches did not at
+once come home to him. Running professionally through the
+<i>Post</i> at breakfast-time, his eye, like Miss Weyland's, had
+been suddenly riveted by that paper's remarks upon the
+reformatory.... What was the meaning of the staggering performance
+he had no idea, and need not inquire. Its immediate effect upon his
+own career was at least too plain for argument. His editorship and
+his reformatory had gone down together.</p>
+<p>Yet he was in no hurry now about following West into his
+sanctum. Of all things Queed, as people called him, despised
+heroics and abhorred a "scene." Nothing could be gained by a
+quarrel now; very earnestly he desired the interview to be as
+matter-of-fact as possible. In half an hour, when he had come to a
+convenient stopping-place, he opened the door and stood
+uncomfortably before the young man he had so long admired.</p>
+<p>West, sitting behind his long table, skimming busily through the
+paper with blue pencil and scissors, looked up with his agreeable
+smile.</p>
+<p>"Well! What do you see that looks likely for&mdash;What's the
+matter? Are you sick to-day?"</p>
+<p>"No, I am quite well, thank you. I find very little in the news,
+though. You notice that a digest of the railroad bill is given
+out?"</p>
+<p>"Yes. You don't look a bit well, old fellow. You must take a
+holiday after the legislature goes. Yes, I'm going to take the hide
+off that bill. Or better yet&mdash;you. Don't you feel like
+shooting off some big guns at it?"</p>
+<p>"Certainly, if you want me to. There is the farmers' convention,
+too. And by the way, I'd like to leave as soon as you can fill my
+place."</p>
+<p>West dropped scissors, pencil, and paper and stared at him with
+dismayed amazement. "<i>Leave!</i> Why, you are never thinking of
+<i>leaving</i> me!"</p>
+<p>"Yes. I'd&mdash;like to leave. I thought I ought to tell you
+this morning, so that you can at once make your plans as to my
+successor."</p>
+<p>"But my dear fellow! I can't let you <i>leave me!</i> You've no
+idea how I value your assistance, how I've come to lean and depend
+upon you at every point. I never dreamed you were thinking of this.
+What's the matter? What have you got on your mind?"</p>
+<p>"I think," said Queed, unhappily, "that I should be better
+satisfied off the paper than on it."</p>
+<p>"Why, confound you&mdash;it's the money!" said West, with a
+sudden relieved laugh. "Why didn't you tell me, old fellow? You're
+worth five times what they're paying you&mdash;five times as much
+as I am for that matter&mdash;and I can make the directors see it.
+Trust me to make them raise you to my salary at the next
+meeting."</p>
+<p>"Thank you&mdash;but no, my salary is quite satisfactory."</p>
+<p>West frowned off into space, looking utterly bewildered. "Of
+course," he said in a troubled voice, "you have a perfect right to
+resign without saying a word. I haven't the smallest right to press
+you for an explanation against your will. But&mdash;good Lord! Here
+we've worked together side by side, day after day, for nearly a
+year, pretty good friends, as I thought, and&mdash;well, it hurts a
+little to have you put on your hat and walk out without a word. I
+wish you would tell me what's wrong. There's nothing I wouldn't do,
+if I could, to fix it and keep you."</p>
+<p>The eyes of the two men met across the table, and it was Queed's
+that faltered and fell.</p>
+<p>"Well," he said, obviously embarrassed, "I find that I am out of
+sympathy with the policy of the paper."</p>
+<p>"Oh-h-ho!" said West, slowly and dubiously. "Do you mean my
+article on the reformatory?"</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;I do."</p>
+<p>"Why, my dear fellow!"</p>
+<p>West paused, his handsome eyes clouded, considering how best he
+might put the matter to overcome most surely the singular scruples
+of his assistant.</p>
+<p>"Let's take it this way, old fellow. Suppose that my standpoint
+in that article was diametrically wrong. I am sure I could convince
+you that it was not, but admit, for argument's sake, that it was.
+Do you feel that the appearance in the paper of an article with
+which you don't agree makes it necessary for you, in honor, to
+resign?"</p>
+<p>"No, certainly not&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Is it that you don't like my turning down one of your articles
+and printing one of my own instead? I didn't know you objected to
+that, old fellow. You see&mdash;while your judgment is probably a
+hanged sight better than mine, after all I am the man who is held
+responsible, and I am paid a salary to see that my opinions become
+the opinions of the <i>Post</i>."</p>
+<p>"It is entirely right that your opinions&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Then wherein have I offended? Be frank with me, like a good
+fellow, I beg you!"</p>
+<p>Queed eyed him strangely. Was the editor's inner vision really
+so curiously astigmatic?</p>
+<p>"I look at it this way," he said, in a slow, controlled voice.
+"The <i>Post</i> has said again and again that <i>this</i>
+legislature must establish a reformatory. That was the burden of a
+long series of editorials, running back over a year, which, as I
+thought, had your entire approval. Now, at the critical moment,
+when it was only necessary to say once more what had been said a
+hundred times before, the <i>Post</i> suddenly turns about and, in
+effect, authorizes this legislature not to establish the
+reformatory. The House killed the bill just now. Bangor quoted from
+the <i>Post</i> editorial. There can be no doubt, of course, that
+it turned a number of votes&mdash;enough to have safely carried the
+bill."</p>
+<p>West looked disturbed and unhappy.</p>
+<p>"But if we find out that this legislature is so drained by
+inescapable expenses that it simply cannot provide the money?
+Suppose the State had been swept by a plague? Suppose there was a
+war and a million of unexpected expenses had suddenly dropped on us
+from the clouds? Wouldn't you agree that circumstances altered
+cases, and that, under such circumstances, everything that was not
+indispensable to the State's existence would have to go over?"</p>
+<p>Queed felt like answering West's pepper-fire of casuistry by
+throwing Eva Bernheimer at his head. Despite his determination to
+avoid a "scene," he felt his bottled-up indignation rising. A light
+showed in his stone-gray eyes.</p>
+<p>"Can't you really see that these circumstances are not in the
+least like those? Did you do me the courtesy to read what I wrote
+about this so-called 'economy argument' last night?"</p>
+<p>"Certainly," said West, surprised by the other's tone. "But
+clever as it was, it was not based, in my opinion, on a clear
+understanding of the facts as they actually exist. You and I stay
+so close inside of four walls here that we are apt to get out of
+touch with practical conditions. Yesterday, I was fortunate enough
+to get new facts, from a confidential and highly authoritative
+source. In the light of these&mdash;I wish I could explain them
+more fully to you, but I was pledged to secrecy&mdash;I am obliged
+to tell you that what you had written seemed to me altogether out
+of focus, unfair, and extreme."</p>
+<p>"Did you get these facts, as you call them, from Plonny
+Neal?"</p>
+<p>"As to that, I am at liberty to say nothing."</p>
+<p>Queed, looking at him, saw that he had. He began to feel sorry
+for West.</p>
+<p>"I would give four hundred and fifty dollars," he said
+slowly&mdash;"all the money that I happen to have&mdash;if you had
+told me last night that you meant to do this."</p>
+<p>"I am awfully sorry," said West, with a touch of dignity, "that
+you take it so hard. But I assure you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I know Plonny Neal even better than you do," continued Queed,
+"for I have known him as his social equal. He is laughing at you
+to-day."</p>
+<p>West, of course, knew better than that. The remark confirmed his
+belief that Queed had brooded over the reformatory till he saw
+everything about it distorted and magnified.</p>
+<p>"Well, old fellow," he said, without a trace of ill-humor in his
+voice or his manner, "then it is I he is laughing at&mdash;not you.
+That brings us right back to my point. If you feel, as I understand
+it, that the <i>Post</i> is in the position of having deserted its
+own cause, I alone am the deserter. Don't you see that? Not only am
+I the editor of the paper, and so responsible for all that it says;
+but I wrote the article, on my own best information and judgment.
+Whatever consequences there are," said West, his thoughts on the
+consequences most likely to accrue to the saviour of the party, "I
+assume them all."</p>
+<p>"A few people," said Queed, slowly, "know that I have been
+conducting this fight for the <i>Post</i>. They may not understand
+that I was suddenly superseded this morning. But of course it isn't
+that. It is simply a matter&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Believe me, it can all be made right. I shall take the greatest
+pleasure in explaining to your friends that I alone am responsible.
+I shall call to-day&mdash;right now&mdash;at&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'm sorry," said Queed, abruptly, "but it is entirely
+impossible for me to remain."</p>
+<p>West looked, and felt, genuinely distressed. "I wish," he said,
+"the old reformatory had never been born"; and he went on in a
+resigned voice: "Of course I can't keep you with a padlock and
+chain, but&mdash;for the life of me, I can't catch your point of
+view. To my mind it appears the honorable and courageous thing to
+correct a mistake, even at the last moment, rather than stand by it
+for appearance's sake."</p>
+<p>"You see I don't regard our principles as a mistake."</p>
+<p>But he went back to his office marveling at himself for the ease
+with which West had put him in the wrong.</p>
+<p>For friendship's sake, West had meant to call at the Charities
+Department that day, and explain to his two friends there how his
+sense of responsibility to the larger good had made it necessary
+for him to inflict a momentary disappointment upon them. But this
+disturbing interview with his assistant left him not so sure that
+an immediate call would be desirable, after all. At the moment,
+both Dayne and the dearest girl in the world would naturally be
+feeling vexed over the failure of their plan; wouldn't it be the
+sensible and considerate thing to give them a little time to
+conquer their pique and compose themselves to see facts as they
+were?</p>
+<p>The <i>Chronicle</i> that afternoon finally convinced him that
+this would be the considerate thing. That offensive little
+busybody, which pretended to have been a champion of "this people's
+institution" came out with a nasty editorial, entitled "The
+<i>Post's</i> Latest Flop." "Flop" appeared to be an intensely
+popular word in the <i>Chronicle</i> office. The article boldly
+taxed "our more or less esteemed contemporary" with the murder of
+the reformatory, and showed unpleasant freedom in employing such
+phrases as "instantaneous conversion," "treacherous friendship,"
+"disgusting somersaulting," and the like. Next day, grown still
+more audacious, it had the hardihood to refer to the <i>Post</i> as
+"The Plonny Neal organ."</p>
+<p>Now, of course, the reformatory had not been in any sense a
+burning public "issue." Measures like this, being solid and really
+important, seldom interest the people. There was not the smallest
+popular excitement over the legislature's conduct, or the
+<i>Post's</i>. The <i>Chronicle's</i> venomous remarks were
+dismissed as the usual "newspaper scrap." All this West understood
+perfectly. Still, it was plain that a few enthusiasts, reformatory
+fanatics, were taking the first flush of disappointment rather
+hard. For himself, West reflected, he cared nothing about their
+clamor. Conscious of having performed an unparalleled service to
+his party, and thus to his State, he was willing to stand for a
+time the indignation of the ignorant, the obloquy of the malicious,
+even revolt and disloyalty among his own lieutenants. One day the
+truth about his disinterested patriotism would become known. For
+the present he would sit silent, calmly waiting at least until
+unjust resentment subsided and reason reasserted her sway.</p>
+<p>Many days passed, as it happened, before West and the Secretary
+of Charities met; six days before West and the Assistant Secretary
+met. On the sixth night, about half-past seven in the evening, he
+came unexpectedly face to face with Sharlee Weyland in the
+vestibule of Mrs. Byrd, Senior's, handsome house. In the days
+intervening, Sharlee's state of mind had remained very much where
+it was on the first morning: only now the tiny open corner of her
+mind had shrunk to imperceptible dimensions. Of West she
+entertained not the smallest doubt; and she greeted him like the
+excellent friend she knew him to be.</p>
+<p>There was a little dinner-dance at Mrs. Byrd's, for the season's
+<i>d&eacute;butantes</i>. It became remembered as one of the most
+charming of all her charming parties. To the buds were added a
+sprinkling of older girls who had survived as the fittest, while
+among the swains a splendid catholicity as to age prevailed. A
+retinue of imported men, Caucasian at that, served dinner at six
+small tables, six at a table; the viands were fashioned to tickle
+tired epicures; there was vintage champagne such as kings quaff to
+pledge the comity of nations; Wissner's little band of artists,
+known to command its own price, divinely mingled melody with the
+rose-sweetness of the air. West, having dined beautifully, and
+lingered over coffee in the smoking-room among the last, emerged to
+find the polished floors crowded with an influx of new guests, come
+to enliven the dance. His was, as ever, a Roman progress; he
+stopped and was stopped everywhere; like a happy opportunist, he
+plucked the flowers as they came under his hand, and gayly whirled
+from one measure to another. So the glorious evening was half spent
+before, in an intermission, he found himself facing Sharlee
+Weyland, who was uncommonly well attended, imploring her hand for
+the approaching waltz.</p>
+<p>Without the smallest hesitation, Sharlee drew her ornamental
+pencil through the next name on her list, and ordered her flowers
+and fan transferred from the hands of Mr. Beverley Byrd to those of
+Mr. Charles Gardiner West.</p>
+<p>"Only," said she, thinking of her partners, "you'll have to hide
+me somewhere."</p>
+<p>With a masterful grace which others imitated, indeed, but could
+not copy, West extricated his lady from her gallants, and led her
+away to a pretty haven; not indeed, to a conservatory, since there
+was none, but to a bewitching nook under the wide stairway, all
+banked about with palm and fern and pretty flowering shrub. There
+they sat them down, unseeing and unseen, near yet utterly remote,
+while in the blood of West beat the intoxicating strains of Straus,
+not to mention the vintage champagne, to which he had taken a very
+particular fancy.</p>
+<p>All night, while the roses heard the flute, violin, bassoon,
+none in all the gay company had been gayer than Sharlee. Past many
+heads in the dining-room, West had watched her, laughing, radiant,
+sparkling as the wine itself, a pretty little lady of a joyous
+sweetness that never knew a care. In the dance, for he had watched
+her there, too, wondering, as she circled laughing by, whether she
+felt any lingering traces of pique with him, she had been the same:
+no girl ever wore a merrier heart. But a sudden change came now. In
+the friendly freedom of the green-banked alcove, Sharlee's gayety
+dropped from her like a painted mask, which, having amused the
+children, has done its full part. Against the back of the cushioned
+settle where they sat she leaned a weary head, and frankly let her
+fringed lids droop.</p>
+<p>At another time West might have been pleased by such candid
+evidences of confidence and intimacy, but not to-night. He felt
+that Sharlee, having advertised a delightful gayety by her manner,
+should now proceed to deliver it: it certainly was not for tired
+sweetness and disconcerting silences that he had sought this
+<i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te</i>. But at last his failure to
+arouse her on indifferent topics became too marked to be passed
+over; and then he said in a gentle voice:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Confess, Miss Weyland. You're as tired as you can be."</p>
+<p>She turned her head, and smiled a little into his eyes.
+"Yes&mdash;you don't mind, do you?"</p>
+<p>"Indeed I do, though! You're going altogether too
+hard&mdash;working like a Trojan all day and dancing like a dryad
+all night. You'll break yourself down&mdash;indeed you will!"</p>
+<p>Hardly conscious of it herself, Sharlee had been waiting with a
+tense anxiety of which her face began to give signs, for him to
+speak. And now she understood that he would not speak; and she knew
+why.... How her heart warmed to him for his honorable silence in
+defense of his unworthy friend.</p>
+<p>But she herself was under no such restraint. "It isn't that,"
+she said quickly. "It's the reformatory&mdash;I've worried myself
+sick over it."</p>
+<p>West averted his gaze; he saw that it had come, and in a
+peculiarly aggravated form. He recognized at once how impossible it
+would be to talk the matter over, in a calm and rational way, under
+such conditions as these. This little girl had brooded over it till
+the incident had assumed grotesque and fantastic proportions in her
+mind. She was seeing visions, having nightmares. In a soothing,
+sympathetic voice, he began consoling her with the thought that a
+postponement for two brief years was really not so serious, and
+that&mdash;</p>
+<p>"It isn't that!" she corrected him again, in the same voice.
+"That was pretty bad, but&mdash;what I have minded so much was
+M&mdash;&mdash; was the <i>Post's</i> desertion."</p>
+<p>West's troubled eyes fell. But some hovering imp of darkness
+instantly popped it into his head to ask: "Have you seen
+Queed?"</p>
+<p>"No," said Sharlee, colorlessly. "Not since&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You&mdash;didn't know, then, that he has left the
+<i>Post?</i>"</p>
+<p>"Left the <i>Post!</i>" she echoed, with a face suddenly rigid.
+"No! Did he? Won't you tell me&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>West looked unhappily at the floor. "Well&mdash;I'd much rather
+not go into this now. But the fact is that he left because ...
+well, we had a difference of opinion as to that reformatory
+article."</p>
+<p>Sharlee turned hastily away, pretending to look for her fan. The
+sudden shutting of that tiny door had shot her through with
+unexpected pain. The last doubt fell now; all was plain. Mr. Queed
+had been discharged for writing an article which outraged his
+chief's sense of honor, that knightly young chief who still would
+not betray him by a word. The little door clicked; Sharlee turned
+the key upon it and threw away the key. And then she turned upon
+West a face so luminous with pure trust that it all but unsteadied
+him.</p>
+<p>To do West justice, it was not until his words had started
+caroming down the eternal halls of time, that their possible
+implication dawned upon him. His vague idea had been merely to give
+a non-committal summary of the situation to ease the present
+moment; this to be followed, at a more suitable time, by the calm
+and rational explanation he had always intended. But the magical
+effect of his chance words, entirely unexpected by him, was quite
+too delightful to be wiped out. To erase that look from the tired
+little lady's face by labored exposition and tedious statistic
+would be the height of clumsy unkindness. She had been unhappy; he
+had made her happy; that was all that was vital just now. At a
+later time, when she had stopped brooding over the thing and could
+see and discuss it intelligently, he would take her quietly and
+straighten the whole matter out for her.</p>
+<p>For this present, there was a look in her eyes which made a
+trip-hammer of his heart. Never had her face&mdash;less of the mere
+pretty young girl's than he had ever seen it, somewhat worn beneath
+its color, a little wistful under her smile&mdash;seemed to him so
+immeasurably sweet. In his blood Straus and the famous Verzenay
+plied their dizzying vocations. Suddenly he leaned forward, seeing
+nothing but two wonderful blue eyes, and his hand fell upon hers,
+with a grip which claimed her out of all the world.</p>
+<p>"Sharlee" he said hoarsely. "Don't you know that&mdash;"</p>
+<p>But he was, alas, summarily checked. At just that minute,
+outraged partners of Miss Weyland's espied and descended upon them
+with loud reproachful cries, and Charles Gardiner West's moment of
+superb impetuosity had flowered in nothing.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>At a little earlier hour on the same evening, in a dining-room a
+mile away, eight men met "without political significance" to elect
+a new set of officers for the city. A bit of red-tape legislation
+permitted the people to ratify the choices at a "primary," to be
+held some months later; but the election came now. Unanimously, and
+with little or no discussion, the eight men elected one of their
+own number, Mr. Meachy T. Bangor by name, to the office of Mayor of
+the City.</p>
+<p>One of them then referred humorously to Mr. Bangor as just the
+sort of progressive young reformer that suited <i>him</i>. Another
+suggested, more seriously, that they might have to allow for the
+genuine article some day. Plonny Neal, who sat at the head of the
+table, as being the wisest of them, said that the organization
+certainly must expect to knuckle to reform some day; perhaps in
+eight years, perhaps in twelve years, perhaps in sixteen.</p>
+<p>"Got your young feller all picked out, Plonny?" queried the
+Mayor elect, Mr. Bangor, with a wink around the room.</p>
+<p>Plonny denied that he had any candidate. Under pressure,
+however, he admitted having his eye on a certain youth, a "dark
+horse" who was little known at present, but who, in his humble
+judgment, was a coming man. Plonny said that this man was very
+young just now, but would be plenty old enough before they would
+have need of him.</p>
+<p>Mr. Bangor once more winked at the six. "Why, Plonny, I thought
+you were rooting for Charles Gardenia West."</p>
+<p>"Then there's two of ye," said Plonny, dryly, "he being the
+other one."</p>
+<p>He removed his unlighted cigar, and spat loudly into a tall
+brass cuspidor, which he had taken the precaution to place for just
+such emergencies.</p>
+<p>"Meachy," said Plonny, slowly, "I wouldn't give the job of
+dog-catcher to a man you couldn't trust to stand by his
+friends."</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXVIII" id="XXVIII"></a>XXVIII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>How Words can be like Blows, and Blue Eyes stab deep; how
+Queed sits by a Bedside and reviews his Life; and how a Thought
+leaps at him and will not down.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>In the first crushing burst of revelation, Queed had had a wild
+impulse to wash his hands of everything, and fly. He would pack
+Surface off to a hospital; dispose of the house; escape back to
+Mrs. Paynter's; forget his terrible knowledge, and finally bury it
+with Surface. His reason fortified the impulse at every point. He
+owed less than nothing to his father; he had not the slightest
+responsibility either toward him or for him; to acknowledge the
+relation between them would do no conceivable good to anybody. He
+would go back to the Scriptorium, and all would be as it had been
+before.</p>
+<p>But when the moment came either to go or to stay, another and
+deeper impulse rose against this one, and beat it down. Within him
+a voice whispered that though he might go back to the Scriptorium,
+he would never be as he had been before. Whether he acknowledged
+the relation or not, it was still there. And, in time, his reason
+brought forth material to fortify this impulse, too: it came out in
+brief, grim sentences which burned themselves into his mind.
+Surface was his father. To deny the primal blood-tie was not
+honorable. The sins of the fathers descended to the children. To
+suppress Truth was the crowning blasphemy.</p>
+<p>Queed did not go. He stayed, resolved, after a violent
+struggle&mdash;it was all over in the first hour of his
+discovery&mdash;to bear his burden, shouldering everything that his
+sonship involved.</p>
+<p>By day and by night the little house stood very quiet. Its
+secret remained inviolate; the young man was still Mr. Queed, the
+old one still Professor Nicolovius, who had suffered the last of
+his troublesome "strokes." Inside the darkened windows, life moved
+on silent heels. The doctor came, did nothing, and went. The nurse
+did nothing but stayed. Queed would have dismissed her at once,
+except that that would have been bad economy; he must keep his own
+more valuable time free for the earning of every possible penny. To
+run the house, he had, for the present, his four hundred and fifty
+dollars in bank, saved out of his salary. This, he figured, would
+last nine weeks. Possibly Surface would last longer than that: that
+remained to be seen.</p>
+<p>Late on a March afternoon, Queed finished a review
+article&mdash;his second since he had left the newspaper, four days
+before&mdash;and took it himself to the post-office. He wanted to
+catch the night mail for the North; and besides his body, jaded by
+two days' confinement, cried aloud for a little exercise. His
+fervent desire was to rush out all the articles that were in him,
+and get money for them back with all possible speed. But he knew
+that the market for this work was limited. He must find other work
+immediately; he did not care greatly what kind it was, provided
+only that it was profitable. Thoughts of ways and means, mostly
+hard thoughts, occupied his mind all the way downtown. And always
+it grew plainer to him how much he was going to miss, now of all
+times, his eighteen hundred a year from the <i>Post</i>.</p>
+<p>In the narrowest corridor of the post-office&mdash;like West in
+the Byrds' vestibule&mdash;he came suddenly face to face with
+Sharlee Weyland.</p>
+<p>The meeting was unwelcome to them both, and both their faces
+showed it. Sharlee had told herself, a thousand times in a week,
+that she never wanted to see Mr. Queed again. Queed had known,
+without telling himself at all, that he did not want to see Miss
+Weyland, not, at least, till he had more time to think. But Queed's
+dread of seeing the girl had nothing to do with what was uppermost
+in her mind&mdash;the <i>Post's</i> treacherous editorial. Of
+course, West had long since made that right as he had promised, as
+he would have done with no promising. But&mdash;ought he to tell
+her now, or to wait?... And what would she say when she knew the
+whole shameful truth about him&mdash;knew that for nearly a year
+Surface Senior and Surface Junior, shifty father and hoodwinked
+son, had been living fatly on the salvage of her own plundered
+fortune?</p>
+<p>She would have passed him with a bow, but Queed, more awkward
+than she, involuntarily halted. The dingy gas-light, which happened
+to be behind him, fell full upon her face, and he said at
+once:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"How do you do?&mdash;not very well, I fear. You look quite used
+up&mdash;not well at all."</p>
+<p>Pride raised a red flag in her cheek. She lifted a great muff to
+her lips, and gave a little laugh.</p>
+<p>"Thank you. I am quite well."</p>
+<p>Continuing to gaze at her, he went ahead with customary
+directness: "Then I am afraid you have been taking&mdash;the
+reformatory too hard."</p>
+<p>"No, not the reformatory. It is something worse than that. I had
+a friend once," said Sharlee, muff to her lips, and her level eyes,
+upon him, "and he was not worthy."</p>
+<p>To follow out that thought was impossible, but Queed felt very
+sorry for West when he saw how she said it.</p>
+<p>"I'm sorry that you should have had this&mdash;to distress you.
+However&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Isn't it rather late to think of that now? As to saying
+it&mdash;I should have thought that you would tell me of your
+sorrow immediately&mdash;or not at all."</p>
+<p>A long look passed between them. Down the corridor, on both
+sides of them, flowed a stream of people bent upon mails; but these
+two were alone in the world.</p>
+<p>"Have you seen West?" asked Queed, in a voice unlike his
+own.</p>
+<p>She made a little movement of irrepressible distaste.</p>
+<p>"Yes.... But you must not think that he told me. He is too kind,
+too honorable to betray his friend."</p>
+<p>He stared at her, reft of the power of speech.</p>
+<p>From under the wide hat, the blue eyes seemed to leap out and
+stab him; they lingered, turning the knife, while their owner
+appeared to be waiting for him to speak; and then with a final
+twist, they were pulled away, and Queed found himself alone in the
+corridor.</p>
+<p>He dropped his long envelope in the slot labeled <i>North</i>,
+and turned his footsteps toward Duke of Gloucester Street
+again.</p>
+<p>Within him understanding had broken painfully into flame. Miss
+Weyland believed that he was the author of the unforgivable
+editorial&mdash;<i>he</i>, who had so gladly given, first the best
+abilities he had, and then his position itself, to the cause of Eva
+Bernheimer. West had seen her, and either through deliberate
+falseness or his characteristic fondness for shying off from
+disagreeable subjects&mdash;Queed felt pretty sure it was the
+latter&mdash;had failed to reveal the truth. West's motives did not
+matter in the least. The terrible situation in which he himself had
+been placed was all that mattered, and that he must straighten out
+at once. What dumbness had seized his tongue just now he could not
+imagine. But it was plain that, however much he would have
+preferred not to see the girl at all, this meeting had made another
+one immediately necessary: he must see her at once, to-night, and
+clear himself wholly of this cruel suspicion. And yet ... he could
+never clear himself of her <i>having</i> suspected him; he
+understood that, and it seemed to him a terrible thing. No matter
+how humble her contrition, how abject her apologies, nothing could
+ever get back of what was written, or change the fact that she had
+believed him capable of that.</p>
+<p>The young man pursued his thoughts over three miles of city
+streets, and returned to the house of Surface.</p>
+<p>The hour was 6.30. He took the nurse's seat by the bedside of
+his father and sent her away to her dinner.</p>
+<p>There was a single gas-light in the sick-room, turned just high
+enough for the nurse to read her novels. The old man lay like a
+log, though breathing heavily; under the flickering light, his face
+looked ghastly. It had gone all to pieces; advanced old age had
+taken possession of it in a night. Moreover the truth about the
+auburn mustaches and goatee was coming out in snowy splotches; the
+fading dye showed a mottle of red and white not agreeable to the
+eye. Here was not merely senility, but ignoble and repulsive
+senility.</p>
+<p>His father!... his <i>father!</i> O God! How much better to have
+sprung, as he once believed, from the honest loins of Tim
+Queed!</p>
+<p>The young man averted his eyes from the detestable face of his
+father, and let his thoughts turn inward upon himself. For the
+first time in all his years, he found himself able to trace his own
+life back to its source, as other men do. A flying trip to New
+York, and two hours with Tim Queed, had answered all questions,
+cleared up all doubts. First of all, it had satisfied him that
+there was no stain upon his birth. Surface's second marriage had
+been clandestine, but it was genuine; in Newark the young man found
+the old clergyman who had officiated at the ceremony. His mother,
+it seemed, had been Miss Floretta May Earle, a "handsome young
+opery singer," of a group, so Tim said, to which the gentleman, his
+father, had been very fond of giving his "riskay little bacheldore
+parties."</p>
+<p>Tim's story, in fact, was comprehensive at all points. He had
+been Mr. Surface's coachman and favorite servant in the heyday of
+the Southern apostate's metropolitan glories. About a year before
+the final catastrophe, Surface's affairs being then in a shaky
+condition, the servants had been dismissed, the handsome house
+sold, and the financier, in a desperate effort to save himself, had
+moved off somewhere to modest quarters in a side street. That was
+the last Tim heard of his old patron, till the papers printed the
+staggering news of his arrest. A few weeks later, Tim one day
+received a message bidding him come to see his former master in the
+Tombs.</p>
+<p>The disgraced capitalist's trial was then in its early stages,
+but he entertained not the smallest hope of acquittal. Broken and
+embittered, he confided to his faithful servant that, soon after
+the break-up of his establishment, he had quietly married a wife;
+that some weeks earlier she had presented him with a son; and that
+she now lay at the point of death with but remote chances of
+recovery. To supply her with money was impossible, for his
+creditors, he said, had not only swooped down like buzzards upon
+the remnant of his fortune, but were now watching his every move
+under the suspicion that he had managed to keep something back. All
+his friends had deserted him as though he were a leper, for his had
+been the unpardonable sin of being found out. In all the world
+there was no equal of whom he was not too proud to ask a favor.</p>
+<p>In short, he was about to depart for a long sojourn in prison,
+leaving behind a motherless, friendless, and penniless infant son.
+Would Tim take him and raise him as his own?</p>
+<p>While Tim hesitated over this amazing request, Surface leaned
+forward and whispered a few words in his ear. He <i>had</i>
+contrived to secrete a little sum of money, a very small sum, but
+one which, well invested as it was, would provide just enough for
+the boy's keep. Tim was to receive twenty-five dollars monthly for
+his trouble and expense; Surface pledged his honor as a gentleman
+that he would find a way to smuggle this sum to him on the first of
+every month. Tim, being in straits at the time, accepted with
+alacrity. No, he could not say that Mr. Surface had exhibited any
+sorrow over the impending decease of his wife, or any affectionate
+interest in his son. In fact the ruined man seemed to regard the
+arrival of the little stranger&mdash;"the brat," as he called
+him&mdash;with peculiar exasperation. Tim gathered that he never
+expected or desired to see his son, whatever the future held, and
+that, having arranged for food and shelter, he meant to wash his
+hands of the whole transaction. The honest guardian's sole
+instructions were to keep mum as the grave; to provide the
+necessaries of life as long as the boy was dependent upon him; not
+to interfere with him in any way; but if he left, always to keep an
+eye on him, and stand ready to produce him on demand. To these
+things, and particularly to absolute secrecy, Tim was sworn by the
+most awful of oaths; and so he and his master parted. A week later
+a carriage was driven up to Tim's residence in the dead of the
+night, and a small bundle of caterwauling humankind was transferred
+from the one to the other. Such was the beginning of the life of
+young Queed. The woman, his mother, had died a day or two before,
+and where she had been buried Tim had no idea.</p>
+<p>So the years passed, while the Queeds watched with amazement the
+subtly expanding verification of the adage that blood will tell.
+For Mr. Surface, said Tim, had been a great scholard, and used to
+sit up to all hours reading books that Thomason, the butler,
+couldn't make head nor tail of; and so with Surface's boy. He was
+the strange duckling among chickens who, with no guidance,
+straightway plumed himself for the seas of printed knowledge. Time
+rolled on. When Surface was released from prison, as the papers
+announced, there occurred not the smallest change in the status of
+affairs; except that the monthly remittances now bore the name of
+Nicolovius, and came from Chicago or some other city in the west.
+More years passed; and at last, one day, after a lapse of nearly a
+quarter of a century, the unexpected happened, as it really will
+sometimes. Tim got a letter in a handwriting he knew well,
+instructing him to call next day at such-and-such a time and
+place.</p>
+<p>Tim was not disobedient to the summons. He called; and found,
+instead of the dashing young master he had once known, a soft and
+savage old man whom he at first utterly failed to recognize.
+Surface paced the floor and spoke his mind. It seemed that an
+irresistible impulse had led him back to his old home city; that he
+had settled and taken work there; and there meant to end his days.
+Under these circumstances, some deep-hidden instinct&mdash;a whim,
+the old man called it&mdash;had put it into his head to consider
+the claiming and final acknowledgment of his son. After all the
+Ishmaelitish years of bitterness and wandering, Surface's blood, it
+seemed, yearned for his blood. But under no circumstances, he told
+Tim, would he acknowledge his son before his death, since that
+would involve the surrender of his incognito; and not even then, so
+the old man swore, unless he happened to be pleased with the
+youth&mdash;the son of his body whom he had so utterly neglected
+through all these years. Therefore, his plan was to have the boy
+where they would meet as strangers; where he could have an
+opportunity to watch, weigh, and come to know him in the most
+casual way; and thereafter to act as he saw fit.</p>
+<p>So there, in the shabby lodging-house, the little scheme was
+hatched out. Surface undertook by his own means to draw his son, as
+the magnet the particle of steel, to his city. Tim, to whom the
+matter was sure to be broached, was to encourage the young man to
+go. But more than this: it was to be Tim's diplomatic task to steer
+him to the house where Surface, as Nicolovius, resided. Surface
+himself had suggested the device by which this was to be done;
+merely that Tim, mentioning the difficulties of the boarding-house
+question in a strange city, was to recall that through the lucky
+chance of having a cousin in this particular city, he knew of just
+the place: a house where accommodations were of the best,
+particularly for those who liked quiet for studious work, and
+prices ridiculously low. The little stratagem worked admirably. The
+address which Tim gave young Surface was the address of Mrs.
+Paynter's, where Surface Senior had lived for nearly three years.
+And so the young man had gone to his father, straight as a homing
+pigeon.</p>
+<p>How strange, how strange to look back on all this now!</p>
+<p>Half reclining in the nurse's chair, unseeing eyes on the shaded
+and shuttered window, for the fiftieth time Queed let his mind go
+back over his days at Mrs. Paynter's, reading them all anew in the
+light of his staggering knowledge. With three communications of the
+most fragmentary sort, his father had had his full will of his son.
+With six typewritten lines, he had drawn the young man to his side
+at his own good pleasure. Boarding-house gossip made it known that
+the son was in peril of ejectment for non-payment of board, and a
+twenty-dollar bill had been promptly transmitted&mdash;at some risk
+of discovery&mdash;to ease his stringency. Last came the mysterious
+counsel to make friends and to like people, the particular friends
+and people intended being consolidated, he could understand now, in
+the person of old Nicolovius. And that message out of the unknown
+had had its effect: Queed could see that now, at any rate. His
+father clearly had been satisfied with the result; he appeared as
+his father no more. Thenceforward he stalked his prey as
+Nicolovius&mdash;with what consummate skill and success!</p>
+<p>Oh, but did he not have a clever father, a stealthy, cunning,
+merciless father, soft-winged, foul-eyed, hungry-taloned, flitting
+noiselessly in circles, that grew ever and ever narrower, sure, and
+unfaltering to the final triumphant swoop! Or no&mdash;Rather a
+coiled and quiescent father, horrible-eyed, lying in slimy rings at
+the foot of the tree, basilisk gaze fixed upward, while the
+enthralled bird fluttered hopelessly down, twig by twig, ever
+nearer and nearer.</p>
+<p>But no&mdash;his metaphors were very bad; he was
+sentimentalizing, rhetorizing, a thing that he particularly
+abhorred. Not in any sense was he the pitiful prey of his father,
+the hawk or the snake. Rather was he glad that, after long doubt
+and perplexity, at last he knew. For that was the passion of all
+his chaste life: to know the truth and to face it without fear.</p>
+<p>Surface stirred slightly in his bed, and Queed, turning his
+eyes, let them rest briefly on that repulsive face. <i>His
+father</i>!... And he must wear that name and shoulder that infamy
+forevermore!</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>The nurse came back and relieved him of his vigil. He descended
+the stairs to his solitary dinner. And as he went, and while he
+lingered over food which he did not eat, his thoughts withdrew from
+his terrible inheritance to centre anew on the fact that, within an
+hour, he was to see Miss Weyland again.</p>
+<p>The prospect drew him while it even more strongly repelled.</p>
+<p>For a week he had hesitated, unable to convince himself that he
+was justified in telling Miss Weyland at once the whole truth about
+himself, his father, and her money. There was much on the side of
+delay. Surface might die at any moment, and this would relieve his
+son from the smallest reproach of betraying a confidence: the old
+man himself had said that everything was to be made known when he
+died. On the other hand Surface might get well, and if he did, he
+ought to be given a final chance to make the restitution himself.
+Besides this, there was the great uncertainty about the money.
+Queed had no idea how much it was, or where it was, or whether or
+not, upon Surface's death, he himself was to get it by bequest. But
+all through these doubts, passionately protesting against them, had
+run his own insistent feeling that it was not right to conceal the
+truth, even under such confused conditions&mdash;not, at least,
+from the one person who was so clearly entitled to know it. This
+feeling had reached a climax even before he met the girl this
+afternoon. Somehow that meeting had served to precipitate his
+decision. After all, Surface had had both his chance and his
+warning.</p>
+<p>That his sonship would make him detestable in Miss Weyland's
+sight was highly probable, but he could not let the fear of that
+keep him silent. His determination to tell her the essential facts
+had come now, at last, as a kind of corollary to his instant
+necessity of straightening out the reformatory situation. This
+latter necessity had dominated his thought ever since the chance
+meeting in the post-office. And as his mind explored the subject,
+it ramified, and grew more complicated and oppressive with every
+step of the way.</p>
+<p>It gradually became plain to him that, in clearing himself of
+responsibility for the <i>Post's</i> editorial, he would have to
+put West in a very unpleasant position. He would have to convict
+him, not only of having written the perfidious article, but of
+having left another man under the reproach of having written it.
+But no; it could not be said that he was putting West in this
+position. West had put himself there. It was he who had written the
+article, and it was he who had kept silent about it. Every man must
+accept the responsibility for his own acts, or the world would soon
+be at sixes and sevens. In telling Miss Weyland the truth about the
+matter, as far as that went, he would be putting himself in an
+unpleasant position. Nobody liked to see one man "telling on"
+another. He did not like it himself, as he remembered, for
+instance, in the case of young Brown in the Blaines College hazing
+affair.</p>
+<p>Queed sat alone in the candle-lit dining-room, thinking things
+out. A brilliant idea came to him. He would telephone to West,
+explain the situation to him, and ask him to set it right
+immediately. West, of course, would do so. At the worst, he had
+only temporized with the issue&mdash;perhaps had lost sight of it
+altogether&mdash;and he would be shocked to learn of the
+consequences of his procrastination. He himself could postpone his
+call on Miss Weyland till to-morrow, leaving West to go to-night.
+Of course, however, nothing his former chief could do now would
+change the fact that Miss Weyland herself had doubted him.</p>
+<p>Undoubtedly, the interview would be a painful one for West. How
+serious an offense the girl considered the editorial had been plain
+in his own brief conversation with her. And West would have to
+acknowledge, further, that he had kept quiet about it for a week.
+Miss Weyland would forgive West, of course, but he could never be
+the same to her again. He would always have that spot. Queed
+himself felt that way about it. He had admired West more than any
+man he ever knew, more even than Colonel Cowles, but now he could
+never think very much of him again. He was quite sure that Miss
+Weyland was like that, too. Thus the matter began to grow very
+serious. For old Surface, who was always right about people, had
+said that West was the man that Miss Weyland meant to marry.</p>
+<p>Very gradually, for the young man was still a slow analyst where
+people were concerned, an irresistible conclusion was forced upon
+him.</p>
+<p>Miss Weyland would rather think that he had written the
+editorial than to know that West had written it.</p>
+<p>The thought, when he finally reached it, leapt up at him, but he
+pushed it away. However, it returned. It became like one of those
+swinging logs which hunters hang in trees to catch bears: the
+harder he pushed it away, the harder it swung back at him.</p>
+<p>He fully understood the persistence of this idea. It was the
+heart and soul of the whole question. He himself was simply Miss
+Weyland's friend, the least among many. If belief in his dishonesty
+had brought her pain&mdash;and he had her word for that&mdash;it
+was a hurt that would quickly pass. False friends are soon
+forgotten. But to West belonged the shining pedestal in the
+innermost temple of her heart. It would go hard with the little
+lady to find at the last moment this stain upon her lover's
+honor.</p>
+<p>He had only to sit still and say nothing to make her happy. That
+was plain. So the whole issue was shifted. It was not, as it had
+first seemed, merely a matter between West and himself. The real
+issue was between Miss Weyland and himself&mdash;between her
+happiness and his ... no, not his happiness&mdash;his self-respect,
+his sense of justice, his honor, his chaste passion for Truth, his
+... yes, his happiness.</p>
+<p>Did he think most of Miss Weyland or of himself? That was what
+it all came down to. Here was the new demand that his
+acknowledgment of a personal life was making upon him, the supreme
+demand, it seemed, that any man's personal life could ever make
+upon him. For if, on the day when Nicolovius had suddenly revealed
+himself as Surface, he had been asked to give himself bodily, he
+was now asked to give himself spiritually&mdash;to give all that
+made him the man he was.</p>
+<p>From the stark alternative, once raised, there was no escape.
+Queed closed with it, and together they went down into deep
+waters.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXIX" id="XXIX"></a>XXIX</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>In which Queed's Shoulders can bear One Man's Roguery and
+Another's Dishonor, and of what these Fardels cost him: how for the
+Second Time in his Life he stays out of Bed to think.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>Sharlee, sitting upstairs, took the card from the tray and,
+seeing the name upon it, imperceptibly hesitated. But even while
+hesitating, she rose and turned to her dressing-table mirror.</p>
+<p>"Very well. Say that I'll be down in a minute."</p>
+<p>She felt nervous, she did not know why; chilled at her hands and
+cold within; she rubbed her cheeks vigorously with a handkerchief
+to restore to them some of the color which had fled. There was a
+slightly pinched look at the corners of her mouth, and she smiled
+at her reflection in the glass, somewhat artificially and
+elaborately, until she had chased it away. Undoubtedly she had been
+working too hard by day, and going too hard by night; she must let
+up, stop burning the candle at both ends. But she must see Mr.
+Queed, of course, to show him finally that no explanation could
+explain now. It came into her mind that this was but the third time
+he had ever been inside her house&mdash;the third, and it was the
+last.</p>
+<p>He had been shown into the front parlor, the stiffer and less
+friendly of the two rooms, and its effect of formality matched well
+with the temper of their greeting. By the obvious stratagem of
+coming down with book in one hand and some pretense at fancy-work
+in the other, Sharlee avoided shaking hands with him. Having served
+their purpose, the small burdens were laid aside upon the table. He
+had been standing, awaiting her, in the shadows near the mantel;
+the chair that he chanced to drop into stood almost under one of
+the yellow lamps; and when she saw his face, she hardly repressed a
+start. For he seemed to have aged ten years since he last sat in
+her parlor, and if she had thought his face long ago as grave as a
+face could be, she now perceived her mistake.</p>
+<p>The moment they were seated he began, in his usual voice, and
+with rather the air of having thought out in advance exactly what
+he was to say.</p>
+<p>"I have come again, after all, to talk only of definite things.
+In fact, I have something of much importance to tell you. May I ask
+that you will consider it as confidential for the present?"</p>
+<p>At the very beginning she was disquieted by the discovery that
+his gaze was steadier than her own. She was annoyingly conscious of
+looking away from him, as she said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"I think you have no right to ask that of me."</p>
+<p>Surface's son smiled sadly. "It is not about&mdash;anything that
+you could possibly guess. I have made a discovery of&mdash;a
+business nature, which concerns you vitally."</p>
+<p>"A discovery?"</p>
+<p>"Yes. The circumstances are such that I do not feel that anybody
+should know of it just yet, but you. However&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I think you must leave me to decide, after hearing
+you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I believe I will. I am not in the least afraid to do so. Miss
+Weyland, Henry G. Surface is alive."</p>
+<p>Her face showed how completely taken back she was by the
+introduction of this topic, so utterly remote from the subject she
+had expected of him.</p>
+<p>"Not only that," continued Queed, evenly&mdash;"he is within
+reach. Both he&mdash;and some property which he has&mdash;are
+within reach of the courts."</p>
+<p>"Oh! How do you know?... Where is he?"</p>
+<p>"For the present I am not free to answer those questions."</p>
+<p>There was a brief silence. Sharlee looked at the fire, the
+stirrings of painful memories betrayed in her eyes.</p>
+<p>"We knew, of course, that he might be still alive," she said
+slowly. "I&mdash;hope he is well and happy. But&mdash;we have no
+interest in him now. That is all closed and done with. As for the
+courts&mdash;I am sure that he has been punished already more than
+enough."</p>
+<p>"It is not a question of punishing him any more. You fail to
+catch my meaning, it seems. It has come to my knowledge that he has
+some money, a good deal of it&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But you cannot have imagined that I would want his money?"</p>
+<p>"His money? He has none. It is all yours. That is why I am
+telling you about it."</p>
+<p>"Oh, but that can't be possible. I don't understand."</p>
+<p>Sitting upright in his chair, as businesslike as an attorney,
+Queed explained how Surface had managed to secrete part of the
+embezzled trustee funds, and had been snugly living on it ever
+since his release from prison.</p>
+<p>"The exact amount is, at present, mere guesswork. But I think it
+will hardly fall below fifty thousand dollars, and it may run as
+high as a hundred thousand. I learn that Mr. Surface thinks, or
+pretends to think, that this money belongs to him. He is, needless
+to say, wholly mistaken. I have taken the liberty of consulting a
+lawyer about it, of course laying it before him as a hypothetical
+case. I am advised that when Mr. Surface was put through
+bankruptcy, he must have made a false statement in order to
+withhold this money. Therefore, that settlement counts for nothing,
+except to make him punishable for perjury now. The money is yours
+whenever you apply for it. That&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;but I shall not apply for it. I don't want it, you
+see."</p>
+<p>"It is not a question of whether you want it or not. It is
+yours&mdash;in just the way that the furniture in this room is
+yours. You simply have no right to evade it."</p>
+<p>Through all the agitation she felt in the sudden dragging out of
+this long-buried subject, his air of dictatorial authority brought
+the blood to her cheek.</p>
+<p>"I have a right to evade it, in the first place, and in the
+second, I am not evading it at all. He took it; I let him keep it.
+That is the whole situation. I don't want it&mdash;I couldn't touch
+it&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, don't decide that now. There would be no harm, I suppose,
+in your talking with your mother about it&mdash;even with some man
+in whose judgment you have confidence. You will feel differently
+when you have had time to think it over. Probably it&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Thinking it over will make not the slightest difference in the
+way I feel&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Perhaps it would if you stopped thinking about it from a purely
+selfish point of view. Other&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"<i>What</i>?"</p>
+<p>"I say," he repeated dryly, "that you should stop thinking of
+the matter from a purely selfish point of view. Don't you know that
+that is what you are doing? You are thinking only whether or not
+you, personally, desire this money. Well, other people have an
+interest in the question besides you. There is your mother, for
+example. Why not consider it from her standpoint? Why not consider
+it from&mdash;well, from the standpoint of Mr. Surface?"</p>
+<p>"Of Mr. Surface?"</p>
+<p>"Certainly. Suppose that in his old age he has become penitent,
+and wants to do what he can to right the old wrong. Would you
+refuse him absolution by declining to accept your own money?"</p>
+<p>"I think it will be time enough to decide that when Mr. Surface
+asks me for absolution."</p>
+<p>"Undoubtedly. I have particularly asked, you remember, that you
+do not make up your mind to anything now."</p>
+<p>"But you," said she, looking at him steadily enough now&mdash;"I
+don't understand how you happen to be here apparently both as my
+counselor and Mr. Surface's agent."</p>
+<p>"I have a right to both capacities, I assure you."</p>
+<p>"Or&mdash;have you a habit of being&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>She left her sentence unended, and he finished it for her in a
+colorless voice.</p>
+<p>"Of being on two sides of a fence, perhaps you were about to
+say?"</p>
+<p>She made no reply.</p>
+<p>"That is what you were going to say, isn't it?"</p>
+<p>"Yes, I started to say that," she answered, "and then I thought
+better of it."</p>
+<p>She spoke calmly; but she was oddly disquieted by his fixed
+gaze, and angry with herself for feeling it.</p>
+<p>"I will tell you," said he, "how I happen to be acting in both
+capacities."</p>
+<p>The marks of his internal struggle broke through upon his face.
+For the first time, it occurred to Sharlee, as she looked at the
+new markings about his straight-cut mouth, that this old young man
+whom she had commonly seen so matter-of-fact and self-contained,
+might be a person of stronger emotions than her own. After all,
+what did she really know about him?</p>
+<p>As if to answer her, his controlled voice spoke.</p>
+<p>"Mr. Surface is my father. I am his son."</p>
+<p>She smothered a little cry. "<i>Your father</i>!"</p>
+<p>"My name," he said, with a face of stone, "is Henry G. Surface,
+Jr."</p>
+<p>"Your father!" she echoed lifelessly.</p>
+<p>Shocked and stunned, she turned her head hurriedly away; her
+elbow rested on the broad chair-arm, and her chin sank into her
+hand. Surface's son looked at her. It was many months since he had
+learned to look at her as at a woman, and that is knowledge that is
+not unlearned. His eyes rested upon her piled-up mass of crinkly
+brown hair; upon the dark curtain of lashes lying on her cheek;
+upon the firm line of the cheek, which swept so smoothly into the
+white neck; upon the rounded bosom, now rising and falling so fast;
+upon the whole pretty little person which could so stir him now to
+undreamed depths of his being.... No altruism here, Fifi; no
+self-denial to want to make <i>her</i> happy.</p>
+<p>He began speaking quietly.</p>
+<p>"I can't tell you now how I found out all this. It is a long
+story; you will hear it all some day. But the facts are all clear.
+I have been to New York and seen Tim Queed. It is&mdash;strange, is
+it not? Do you remember that afternoon in my office, when I showed
+you the letters from him? We little thought&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh me!" said Sharlee. "Oh me!"</p>
+<p>She rose hastily and walked away from him, unable to bear the
+look on his face. For a pretense of doing something, she went to
+the fire and poked aimlessly at the glowing coals.</p>
+<p>As on the afternoon of which he spoke, waves of pity for the
+little Doctor's worse than fatherlessness swept through her; only
+these waves were a thousand times bigger and stormier than those.
+How hardly he himself had taken his sonship she read in the strange
+sadness of his face. She dared not let him see how desperately
+sorry for him she felt; the most perfunctory phrase might betray
+her. Her knowledge of his falseness stood between them like a wall;
+blindly she struggled to keep it staunch, not letting her rushing
+pity undermine and crumble it. He had been false to her, like his
+father. Father and son, they had deceived and betrayed her; honor
+and truth were not in them.</p>
+<p>"So you see," the son was saying, "I have a close personal
+interest in this question of the money. Naturally it&mdash;means a
+good deal to me to&mdash;have as much of it as possible restored.
+Of course there is a great deal which&mdash;he took, and
+which&mdash;we are not in position to restore at present. I will
+explain later what is to be done about that&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, don't!" she begged. "I never want to see or hear of it
+again."</p>
+<p>Suddenly she turned upon him, aware that her self-control was
+going, but unable for her life to repress the sympathy for him
+which welled up overwhelmingly from her heart.</p>
+<p>"Won't you tell me something more about it? Please do! Where is
+he? Have you seen him&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"I cannot tell you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I will keep your confidence. You asked me if I would. I
+will&mdash;won't you tell me? Is he here&mdash;in the
+city&mdash;?"</p>
+<p>"You must not ask me these questions," he said with some
+evidence of agitation.</p>
+<p>But even as he spoke, he saw knowledge dawn painfully on her
+face. His shelter, after all, was too small; once her glance turned
+that way, once her mind started upon conjectures, discovery had
+been inevitable.</p>
+<p>"Oh!" she cried, in a choked voice.... "It is Professor
+Nicolovius!"</p>
+<p>He looked at her steadily; no change passed over his face. When
+all was said, he was glad to have the whole truth out; and he knew
+the secret to be as safe with her as with himself.</p>
+<p>"No one must know," he said sadly, "until his death. That is not
+far away, I think."</p>
+<p>She dropped into a chair, and suddenly buried her face in her
+hands.</p>
+<p>Surface's son had risen with her, but he did not resume his
+seat. He stood looking down at her bowed head, and the expression
+in his eyes, if she had looked up and captured it, might have taken
+her completely by surprise.</p>
+<p>His chance, indeed, had summoned him, though not for the perfect
+sacrifice. Circumstance had crushed out most of the joy of giving.
+For, first, she had suspected him, which nothing could ever blot
+out; and now, when she knew the truth about him, there could hardly
+be much left for him to give. It needed no treacherous editorial to
+make her hate the son of his father; their friendship was over in
+any case.</p>
+<p>Still, it was his opportunity to do for her something genuine
+and large; to pay in part the debt he owed her&mdash;the personal
+and living debt, which was so much greater than the dead thing of
+principal and interest.</p>
+<p>No, no. It was not endurable that this proud little lady, who
+kept her head so high, should find at the last moment, this stain
+upon her lover's honor.</p>
+<p>She dropped her hands and lifted a white face.</p>
+<p>"And you&mdash;" she began unsteadily, but checked herself and
+went on in a calmer voice. "And you&mdash;after what he has done to
+you, too&mdash;you are going to stand by him&mdash;take his
+name&mdash;accept that inheritance&mdash;<i>be</i> his son?"</p>
+<p>"What else is there for me to do?"</p>
+<p>Their eyes met, and hers were hurriedly averted.</p>
+<p>"Don't you think," he said, "that that is the only thing to
+do?"</p>
+<p>Again she found it impossible to endure the knowledge of his
+fixed gaze. She rose once more and stood at the mantel, her
+forehead leaned against her hand upon it, staring unseeingly down
+into the fire.</p>
+<p>"How can I tell you how fine a thing you are doing&mdash;how
+big&mdash;and splendid&mdash;when&mdash;"</p>
+<p>A dark red color flooded his face from neck to forehead; it
+receded almost violently leaving him whiter than before.</p>
+<p>"Not at all! Not in the least!" he said, with all his old
+impatience. "I could not escape if I would."</p>
+<p>She seemed not to hear him. "How can I tell you that&mdash;and
+about how sorry I am&mdash;when all the time it seems that I can
+think only of&mdash;something else!"</p>
+<p>"You are speaking of the reformatory," he said, with bracing
+directness.</p>
+<p>There followed a strained silence.</p>
+<p>"Oh," broke from her&mdash;"how could you bear to do it?"</p>
+<p>"Don't you see that we cannot possibly discuss it? It is a
+question of one's honor&mdash;isn't it? It is impossible that such
+a thing could be argued about."</p>
+<p>"But&mdash;surely you have something to say&mdash;some
+explanation to make! Tell me. You will not find me&mdash;a hard
+judge."</p>
+<p>"I'm sorry," he said brusquely, "but I can make no
+explanation."</p>
+<p>She was conscious that he stood beside her on the hearth-rug.
+Though her face was lowered and turned from him, the eye of her
+mind held perfectly the presentment of his face, and she knew that
+more than age had gone over it since she had seen it last. Had any
+other man in the world but West been in the balance, she felt that,
+despite his own words, she could no longer believe him guilty. And
+even as it was&mdash;how could that conceivably be the face of a
+man who&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Won't you shake hands?"</p>
+<p>Turning, she gave him briefly the tips of fingers cold as ice.
+As their hands touched, a sudden tragic sense overwhelmed him that
+here was a farewell indeed. The light contact set him shaking; and
+for a moment his iron self-control, which covered torments she
+never guessed at, almost forsook him.</p>
+<p>"Good-by. And may that God of yours who loves all that is
+beautiful and sweet be good to you&mdash;now and always."</p>
+<p>She made no reply; he wheeled, abruptly, and left her. But on
+the threshold he was checked by the sound of her voice.</p>
+<p>The interview, from the beginning, had profoundly affected her;
+these last words, so utterly unlike his usual manner of speech, had
+shaken her through and through. For some moments she had been
+miserably aware that, if he would but tell her everything and throw
+himself on her mercy, she would instantly forgive him. And now,
+when she saw that she could not make him do that, she felt that
+tiny door, which she had thought double-locked forever, creaking
+open, and heard herself saying in a small, desperate
+voice:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"<i>You did write it, didn't you</i>?"</p>
+<p>But he paused only long enough to look at her and say, quite
+convincingly:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"You need hardly ask that&mdash;now&mdash;need you?"</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>He went home, to his own bedroom, lit his small student-lamp,
+and sat down at his table to begin a new article. The debt of money
+which was his patrimony required of him that he should make every
+minute tell now.</p>
+<p>In old newspaper files at the State Library, he had found the
+facts of his father's defalcations. The total embezzlement from the
+Weyland estate, allowing for $14,000 recovered in the enforced
+settlement of Surface's affairs, stood at $203,000. But that was
+twenty-seven years ago, and in all this time interest had been
+doubling and redoubling: simple interest, at 4%, brought it to
+$420,000; compound interest to something like $500,000, due at the
+present moment. Against this could be credited only his father's
+"nest-egg"&mdash;provided always that he could find
+it&mdash;estimated at not less than $50,000. That left his father's
+son staring at a debt of $450,000, due and payable now. It was of
+course, utterly hopeless. The interest on that sum alone was
+$18,000 a year, and he could not earn $5000 a year to save his
+immortal soul.</p>
+<p>So the son knew that, however desperately he might strive, he
+would go to his grave more deeply in debt to Sharlee Weyland than
+he stood at this moment. But of course it was the trying that
+chiefly counted. The fifty thousand dollars, which he would turn
+over to her as soon as he got it&mdash;how he was counting on a sum
+as big as that!&mdash;would be a help; so would the three or four
+thousand a year which he counted on paying toward keeping down the
+interest. This money in itself would be a good. But much better
+than that, it would stand as a gage that the son acknowledged and
+desired to atone for his father's dishonor.</p>
+<p>His book must stand aside now&mdash;it might be forever.
+Henceforward he must count his success upon a cash-register. But
+to-night his pencil labored and dragged. What he wrote he saw was
+not good. He could do harder things than force himself to sit at a
+table and put writing upon paper; but over the subtler processes of
+his mind, which alone yields the rich fruit, no man is master. In
+an hour he put out his lamp, undressed in the dark, and went to
+bed.</p>
+<p>He lay on his back in the blackness, and in all the world he
+could find nothing to think about but Sharlee Weyland.</p>
+<p>Of all that she had done for him, in a personal way, he had at
+least tried to give her some idea; he was glad to remember that
+now. And now at the last, when he was nearer worthy than ever
+before, she had turned him out because she believed that he had
+stooped to dishonor. She would have forgiven his sonship; he had
+been mistaken about that. She had felt sympathy and sorrow for
+Henry Surface's son, and not repulsion, for he had read it in her
+face. But she could not forgive him a personal dishonor. And he was
+glad that, so believing, she would do as she had done; it was the
+perfect thing to do; to demand honor without a blemish, or to
+cancel all. Never had she stood so high in his fancy as now when
+she had ordered him out of her life. His heart leapt with the
+knowledge that, though she would never know it, he was her true
+mate there, in their pure passion for Truth.</p>
+<p>Whatever else might or might not have been, the knowledge
+remained with him that she herself had suspected and convicted him.
+In all that mattered their friendship had ended there. Distrust was
+unbearable between friends. It was a flaw in his little lady that
+she could believe him capable of baseness.... But not an
+unforgivable flaw, it would seem, since every hour that he had
+spent in her presence had become roses and music in his memory, and
+the thought that he would see her no more stabbed ceaselessly at
+his heart.</p>
+<p>Yes, Surface's son knew very well what was the matter with him
+now. The knowledge pulled him from his bed to a seat by the open
+window; dragged him from his chair to send him pacing on bare feet
+up and down his little bedroom, up and down, up and down; threw him
+later, much later, into his chair again, to gaze out, quiet and
+exhausted, over the sleeping city.</p>
+<p>He had written something of love in his time. In his perfect
+scheme of human society, he had diagnosed with scientific precision
+the instinct of sex attraction implanted in man's being for the
+most obvious and grossly practical of reasons: an illusive
+candle-glow easily lit, quickly extinguished when its uses were
+fulfilled. And lo, here was love tearing him by the throat till he
+choked; an exquisite torture, a rampant passion, a devastating
+flame, that most glorified when it burned most deeply, aroar and
+ablaze forevermore.</p>
+<p>He sat by the window and looked out over the sleeping city.</p>
+<p>By slow degrees, he had allowed himself to be drawn from his
+academic hermitry into contact with the visible life around him.
+And everywhere that he had touched life, it had turned about and
+smitten him. He had meant to be a great editor of the <i>Post</i>
+some day, and the <i>Post</i> had turned him out with a brand of
+dishonor upon his forehead. He had tried to befriend a friendless
+old man, and he had acquired a father whose bequest was a rogue's
+debt, and his name a byword and a hissing. He had let himself be
+befriended by a slim little girl with a passion for Truth and
+enough blue eyes for two, and the price of that contact was this
+pain in his heart which would not be still ... which would not be
+still.</p>
+<p>Yet he would not have had anything different, would not have
+changed anything if he could. He was no longer the pure scientist
+in the observatory, but a bigger and better thing, a man ... A man
+down in the thick of the hurly-burly which we call This Life, and
+which, when all is said, is all that we certainly know. Not by pen
+alone, but also by body and mind and heart and spirit, he had taken
+his man's place in Society. And as for this unimagined pain that
+strung his whole being upon the thumb-screw, it was nothing but the
+measure of the life he had now, and had it more abundantly. Oh, all
+was for the best, all as it should be. He knew the truth about
+living at last, and it is the truth that makes men free.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXX" id="XXX"></a>XXX</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Death of the Old Professor, and how Queed finds that his List
+of Friends has grown; a Last Will and Testament; Exchange of
+Letters among Prominent Attorneys, which unhappily proves
+futile.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>On the merriest, maddest day in March, Henry G. Surface, who had
+bitterly complained of earthly justice, slipped away to join the
+invisible procession which somewhere winds into the presence of the
+Incorruptible Judge. He went with his lips locked. At the last
+moment there had been faint signs of recurring consciousness; the
+doctor had said that there was one chance in a hundred that the
+dying man might have a normal moment at the end. On this chance his
+son had said to the nurse, alone with him in the room:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Will you kindly leave me with him a moment? If he should be
+conscious there is a private question of importance that I must ask
+him."</p>
+<p>She left him. The young man knelt down by the bedside, and put
+his lips close to the old man's ear. Vainly he tried to drive his
+voice into that stilled consciousness, and drag from his father the
+secret of the hiding-place of his loot.</p>
+<p>"Father!" he said, over and over. "Father! <i>Where is the
+money?</i>"</p>
+<p>There was no doubt that the old man stirred a little. In the dim
+light of the room it seemed to his son that his right eye half
+opened, leaving the other closed in a ghastly parody of a wink,
+while the upper lip drew away from the strong teeth like an evil
+imitation of the old bland sneer. But that was all.</p>
+<p>So Surface died, and was gathered to his fathers. The embargo of
+secrecy was lifted; and the very first step toward righting the
+ancient wrong was to let the full facts be known. Henry G. Surface,
+Jr., took this step, in person, by at once telephoning all that was
+salient to the <i>Post</i>. Brower Williams, the <i>Post's</i> city
+editor, at the other end of the wire, called the name of his God in
+holy awe at the dimensions of the scoop thus dropped down upon him
+as from heaven; and implored the Doc, for old time's sake, by all
+that he held most sacred and most dear, to say not a word till the
+evening papers were out, thus insuring the sensation for the
+<i>Post</i>.</p>
+<p>Mr. Williams's professional appraisement of the scoop proved not
+extravagant. The <i>Post's</i> five columns next morning threw the
+city into something like an uproar. It is doubtful if you would not
+have to go back to the '60's to find a newspaper story which
+eclipsed this one in effect. For a generation, the biography of
+Henry G. Surface had had, in that city and State, a quality of
+undying interest, and the sudden denouement, more thrilling than
+any fiction, captured the imagination of the dullest. Nothing else
+was mentioned at any breakfast-table where a morning paper was
+taken that day; hardly anything for many breakfasts to follow. In
+homes containing boys who had actually studied Greek under the
+mysterious Professor Nicolovius at Mimer's School, discussion grew
+almost hectic; while at Mrs. Paynter's, where everybody was
+virtually a leading actor in the moving drama, the excitement
+closely approached delirium.</p>
+<p>Henry G. Surface, Jr., was up betimes on the morning after his
+father's death&mdash;in fact, as will appear, he had not found time
+to go to bed at all&mdash;and the sensational effects of the
+<i>Post's</i> story were not lost upon him. As early as seven
+o'clock, a knot of people had gathered in front of the little house
+on Duke of Gloucester Street, staring curiously at the shut blinds,
+and telling each other, doubtless, how well they had known the dead
+man. When young Surface came out of the front door, an awed hush
+fell upon them; he was aware of their nudges, and their curious but
+oddly respectful stare. And this, at the very beginning, was
+typical of the whole day; wherever he went, he found himself an
+object of the frankest public curiosity. But all of this interest,
+he early discovered, was neither cool nor impersonal.</p>
+<p>To begin with, there was the <i>Post's</i> story itself. As he
+hurried through it very early in the morning, the young man was
+struck again and again with the delicacy of the phrasing. And
+gradually it came to him that the young men of the <i>Post</i> had
+made very special efforts to avoid hurting the feelings of their
+old associate and friend the Doc. This little discovery had touched
+him unbelievably. And it was only part with other kindness that
+came to him to soften that first long day of his acknowledged
+sonship. Probably the sympathy extended to him from various sources
+was not really so abundant, but to him, having looked for nothing,
+it was simply overwhelming. All day, it seemed to him, his
+door-bell and telephone rang, all day unexpected people of all
+sorts and conditions stopped him on the street&mdash;only to tell
+him, in many ways and sometimes without saying a word about it,
+that they were sorry.</p>
+<p>The very first of them to come was Charles Gardiner West,
+stopping on his way to the office, troubled, concerned, truly
+sympathetic, to express, in a beautiful and perfect way, his
+lasting interest in his one-time assistant. Not far behind him had
+come Mr. Hickok, the director who looked like James E. Winter, who
+had often chatted with the assistant editor in times gone by, and
+who spoke confidently of the day when he would come back to the
+<i>Post</i>. Beverley Byrd had come, too, manly and friendly;
+Plonny Neal, ill at ease for once in his life; Evan Montague, of
+the <i>Post</i>, had asked to be allowed to make the arrangements
+for the funeral; Buck Klinker had actually made those arrangements.
+Better than most of these, perhaps, were the young men of the
+Mercury, raw, embarrassed, genuine young men, who, stopping him on
+the street, did not seem to know why they stopped him, who, lacking
+West's verbal felicity, could do nothing but take his hand, hot
+with the fear that they might be betrayed into expressing any
+feeling, and stammer out: "Doc, if you want anything&mdash;why
+dammit, Doc&mdash;you call on <i>me</i>, hear?"</p>
+<p>Best of all had been Buck Klinker&mdash;Buck, who had made him
+physically, who had dragged him into contact with life over his own
+protests, who had given him the first editorial he ever wrote that
+was worth reading&mdash;Buck, the first real friend he had ever
+had. It was to Buck that he had telephoned an hour after his
+father's death, for he needed help of a practical sort at once, and
+his one-time trainer was the man of all men to give it to him. Buck
+had come, constrained and silent; he was obviously awed by the
+Doc's sudden emergence into stunning notoriety. To be Surface's son
+was, to him, like being the son of Iscariot and Lucrezia Borgia. On
+the other hand, he was aware that, of Klinkers and Queeds, a
+Surface might proudly say: "There are no such people." So he had
+greeted his friend stiffly as Mr. Surface, and was amazed at the
+agitation with which that usually impassive young man had put a
+hand upon his shoulder and said: "I'm the same Doc always to you,
+Buck, only now I'm Doc Surface instead of Doc Queed." After that
+everything had been all right. Buck had answered very much after
+the fashion of the young men of the Mercury, and then rushed off to
+arrange for the interment, and also to find for Doc Surface
+lodgings somewhere which heavily undercut Mrs. Paynter's modest
+prices.</p>
+<p>The sudden discovery that he was not alone in the world, that he
+had friends in it, real friends who believed in him and whom
+nothing could ever take away, shook the young man to the depths of
+his being. Was not this compensation for everything? Never had he
+imagined that people could be so kind; never had he dreamed that
+people's kindness could mean so much to him. In the light of this
+new knowledge, it seemed to him that the last scales fell from his
+eyes ... Were not these friendships, after all, the best work of a
+man's life? Did he place a higher value even on his book itself,
+which, it seemed, he might never finish now?</p>
+<p>And now there returned to him something that the dead old
+Colonel had told him long ago, and to-day he saw it for truth.
+However his father had wronged him, he would always have this, at
+least, to bless his memory for. For it was his father who had
+called him to live in this city where dwelt, as the strong voice
+that was now still had said, the kindest and sweetest people in the
+world.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>Henry G. Surface died at half-past two o'clock on the afternoon
+of March 24. At one o'clock that night, while the <i>Post's</i>
+startling story was yet in process of the making, his son stood at
+the mantel in Surface's sitting-room, and looked over the wreck
+that his hands had made. That his father's treasures were hidden
+somewhere here he had hardly entertained a doubt. Yet he had pulled
+the place all to pieces without finding a trace of them.</p>
+<p>The once pretty sitting-room looked, indeed, as if a tornado had
+struck it. The fireplace was a litter of broken brick and mortar;
+half the floor was ripped up and the boards flung back anyhow;
+table drawers and bookcases had been ransacked, and looked it;
+books rifled in vain were heaped in disorderly hummocks wherever
+there was room for them; everywhere a vandal hand had been, leaving
+behind a train of devastation and ruin.</p>
+<p>And it had all been fruitless. He had been working without pause
+since half-past six o'clock, and not the smallest clue had rewarded
+him.</p>
+<p>It was one of those interludes when early spring demonstrates
+that she could play August convincingly had she a mind to. The
+night was stifling. That the windows had to be shut tight, to
+deaden the noise of loosening brick and ripping board, made matters
+so much the worse. Surface was stripped to the waist, and it needed
+no second glance at him, as he stood now, to see that he was
+physically competent. There was no one-sided over-development here;
+Klinker's exercises, it will be remembered, were for all parts of
+the body. Shoulders stalwart, but not too broad, rounded
+beautifully into the upper arm; the chest swelled like a full sail;
+many a woman in that town had a larger waist. Never he moved but
+muscle flowed and rippled under the shining skin; he raised his
+right hand to scratch his left ear, and the hard blue biceps leaped
+out like a live thing. In fact, it had been some months since the
+young man had first entertained the suspicion that he could
+administer that thrashing to Mr. Pat whenever he felt inclined.
+Only it happened that he and Mr. Pat had become pretty good friends
+now, and it was the proof-reader's boast that he had never once
+made a bull in "Mr. Queed's copy" since the day of the famous
+fleas.</p>
+<p>In the quiet night the young man stood resting from his labors,
+and taking depressed thought. He was covered with grime and
+streaked with sweat; a ragged red stripe on his cheek, where a
+board had bounced up and struck him, detracted nothing from the
+sombreness of his appearance. Somewhere, valuable papers waited to
+be found; bank-books, certainly; very likely stock or bonds or
+certificates of deposit; please God, a will. Somewhere&mdash;but
+where? From his father's significant remark during their last
+conversation, he would have staked his life that all these things
+were here, in easy reach. And yet&mdash;</p>
+<p>Standing precariously on the loose-piled bricks of the
+fireplace, he looked over the ravaged room. He felt profoundly
+discouraged. Success in this search meant more to him than he liked
+to think about, and now his chance of success had shrunk to the
+vanishing point. The bowels of the room lay open before his eye,
+and there was no hiding-place in them. He knew of nowhere else to
+look. The cold fear seized him that the money and the papers were
+hidden beyond his finding&mdash;that they lay tucked away in some
+safety-deposit vault in New York, where his eye would never hunt
+them out.</p>
+<p>Surface's son leaned against the elaborate mantel, illimitably
+weary. He shifted his position ever so little; and thereupon luck
+did for him what reason would never have done. The brick on which
+his right foot rested turned under his weight and he lost his
+foothold. To save himself, he caught the mantel-top with both
+hands, and the next moment pitched heavily backward to the
+floor.</p>
+<p>The mantel, in fact, had come off in his hands. It pitched to
+the floor with him, speeding his fall, thumping upon his chest like
+a vigorous adversary. But the violence of his descent only made him
+the more sharply aware that this strange mantel had left its
+moorings as though on greased rollers.</p>
+<p>His heart playing a sudden drum-beat, he threw the carven timber
+from him and bounded to his feet. The first flying glance showed
+him the strange truth: his blundering feet had marvelously stumbled
+into his father's arcana. For he looked, not at an unsightly mass
+of splintered laths and torn wall-paper and shattered plaster, but
+into as neat a little cupboard as a man could wish.</p>
+<p>The cupboard was as wide as the mantel itself; lined and ceiled
+with a dark red wood which beautifully threw back the glare of the
+dancing gas-jet. It was half-full of things, old books, letters,
+bundles of papers held together with rubber bands, canvas
+bags&mdash;all grouped and piled in the most orderly way about a
+large tin dispatch-box. This box drew the young man's gaze like a
+sudden shout; he was hardly on his feet before he had sprung
+forward and jerked it out. Instantly the treacherous bricks threw
+him again; sprawled on the floor he seized one of them and smashed
+through the hasp at a blow.</p>
+<p>Bit by bit the illuminating truth came out. In all his own
+calculations, close and exact as he had thought them, he had lost
+sight of one simple but vital fact. In the years that he had been
+in prison, his father had spent no money beyond the twenty-five
+dollars a month to Tim Queed; and comparatively little in the years
+of his wanderings. In all this time the interest upon his
+"nest-egg" had been steadily accumulating. Five per cent railroad
+bonds, and certificates of deposit in four different banks, were
+the forms in which the money had been tucked away, by what devilish
+cleverness could only be imagined. But the simple fact was that his
+father had died worth not less than two hundred thousand dollars
+and probably more. And this did not include the house, which, it
+appeared, his father had bought, and not leased as he said; nor did
+it include four thousand four hundred dollars in gold and banknotes
+which he found in the canvas sacks after his first flying
+calculation was made.</p>
+<p>Early in the morning, when the newsboys were already crying the
+<i>Post</i> upon the streets, young Henry Surface came at last upon
+the will. It was very brief, but entirely clear and to the point.
+His father had left to him without conditions, everything of which
+he died possessed. The will was dated in June of the previous
+summer&mdash;he recalled a two days' absence of his father's at
+that time&mdash;and was witnessed, in a villainous hand, by Timothy
+Queed.</p>
+<hr style='width: 45%;' />
+<p>There were many formalities to be complied with, and some of
+them would take time. But within a week matters were on a solid
+enough footing to warrant a first step; and about this time Sharlee
+Weyland read, at her breakfast-table one morning, a long letter
+which surprised and disturbed her very much.</p>
+<p>The letter came from a well-known firm of attorneys. At great
+length it rehearsed the misfortunes that had befallen the Weyland
+estate, through the misappropriations of the late Henry G. Surface.
+But the gist of this letter, briefly put, was that the late Henry
+G. Surface had died possessed of a property estimated to be worth
+two hundred thousand dollars, either more or less; that this
+property was believed to be merely the late trustee's
+appropriations from the Weyland estate, with accrued interest; that
+"our client Mr. Henry G. Surface, Jr., heir by will to his father's
+ostensible property," therefore purposed to pay over this sum to
+the Weyland estate, as soon as necessary formalities could be
+complied with; and that, further, our client, Mr. Henry G. Surface,
+Jr., assumed personal responsibility "for the residue due to your
+late father's estate, amounting to one hundred and seventeen
+thousand dollars, either more or less, with interest since 1881;
+and this debt, he instructs us to say, he will discharge from time
+to time, as his own resources will permit."</p>
+<p>So wrote Messrs. Blair and Jamieson to Miss Charlotte Lee
+Weyland, congratulating her, "in conclusion, upon the strange
+circumstances which have brought you, after so long an interval,
+justice and restitution," and begging to remain very respectfully
+hers. To which letter after four days' interval, they received the
+following reply:</p>
+<p>Messrs. Blair &amp; Jamieson,<br />
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">Commonwealth Building,</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 2em;">City.</span></p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>DEAR SIRS:&mdash;</p>
+<br />
+<p>Our client, Miss C.L. Weyland, of this city, instructs us to
+advise you, in reply to your letter of the 4th inst., directed to
+her, that, while thanking you for the expression of intention
+therein contained anent the property left by the late Henry G.
+Surface, and very cordially appreciating the spirit actuating Mr.
+Henry G. Surface, Jr., in the matter, she nevertheless feels
+herself without title or claim to said property, and therefore
+positively declines to accept it, in whole or in any part.</p>
+<p>Respectfully yours,</p>
+<p>AMPERSAND, BOLLING AND BYRD.</p>
+</div>
+<p>A more argumentative and insistent letter from Messrs. Blair and
+Jamieson was answered with the same brief positiveness by Messrs.
+Ampersand, Bolling and Byrd. Thereafter, no more communications
+were exchanged by the attorneys. But a day or two after her second
+refusal, Sharlee Weyland received another letter about the matter
+of dispute, this time a more personal one. The envelope was
+directed in a small neat hand which she knew very well; she had
+first seen it on sheets of yellow paper in Mrs. Paynter's
+dining-room. The letter said:</p>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>DEAR Miss WEYLAND:&mdash;</p>
+<p>Your refusal to allow my father's estate to restore to you, so
+far as it can, the money which it took from you, and thus to right,
+in part, a grave wrong, is to me a great surprise and
+disappointment. I had not thought it possible that you, upon due
+reflection, could take a position the one obvious effect of which
+is to keep a son permanently under the shadow of his father's
+dishonor.</p>
+<p>Do not, of course, misunderstand me. I have known you too well
+to believe for a moment that you can be swayed by ungenerous
+motives. I am very sure that you are taking now the part which you
+believe most generous. But that view is, I assure you, so far from
+the real facts that I can only conclude that you have refused to
+learn what these facts are. Both legally and morally the money is
+yours. No one else on earth has a shadow of claim to it. I most
+earnestly beg that, in fairness to me, you will at least give my
+attorneys the chance to convince yours that what I write here is
+true and unanswerable.</p>
+<p>Should you adhere to your present position, the money will, of
+course, be trusteed for your benefit, nor will a penny of it be
+touched until it is accepted, if not by you, then by your heirs or
+assigns. But I cannot believe that you will continue to find
+magnanimity in shirking your just responsibilities, and denying to
+me my right to wipe out this stain.</p>
+<p>Very truly yours,<br />
+<br />
+HENRY G. SURFACE, Jr.</p>
+</div>
+<p>No answer ever came to this letter, and there the matter rested
+through March and into the sultry April.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXXI" id="XXXI"></a>XXXI</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>God moves in a Mysterious Way: how the Finished Miss Avery
+appears as the Instrument of Providence; how Sharlee sees her Idol
+of Many Years go toppling in the Dust, and how it is her Turn to
+meditate in the Still Watches.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>The print danced before his outraged eyes; his chest heaved at
+the revolting evidence of man's duplicity; and Charles Gardiner
+West laid down his morning's <i>Post</i> with a hand that
+shook.</p>
+<p><i>Meachy T. Bangor announces his candidacy for the nomination
+for Mayor, subject to the Democratic primary.</i></p>
+<p>For West had not a moment's uncertainty as to what this
+announcement meant. Meachy T. Bangor spoke, nay invented, the
+language of the tribe. He was elect of the elect; what the silent
+powers that were thought was his thought; their ways were his ways,
+their people his people. When Meachy T. Bangor announced that he
+was a candidate for the nomination for Mayor, it meant that the
+all-powerful machine had already nominated him for Mayor, and whom
+the organization nominated it elected. Meachy T. Bangor! Plonny
+Neal's young, progressive candidate of the reformer type!</p>
+<p>Bitterness flooded West's soul when he thought of Plonny. Had
+the boss been grossly deceived or grossly deceiving? Could that
+honest and affectionate eye, whose look of frank admiration had
+been almost embarrassing, have covered base and deliberate
+treachery? Was it possible that he, West, who had always been
+confident that he could see as far into a millstone as another, had
+been a cheap trickster's easy meat?</p>
+<p>Day by day, since the appearance of the reformatory article,
+West had waited for some sign of appreciation and understanding
+from those on the inside. None had come. Not a soul except himself,
+and Plonny, had appeared aware that he, by a masterly compromise,
+had averted disaster from the party, and clearly revealed himself
+as the young man of destiny. On the contrary, the House spokesmen,
+apparently utterly blind to any impending crisis, had, in the
+closing hours of the session, voted away some eighty thousand
+dollars of the hundred thousand rescued by West from the
+reformatory, in a multiplication of offices which it was difficult
+to regard as absolutely indispensable in a hard times year. This
+action, tallying so closely with what his former assistant had
+predicted, had bewildered and unsettled West; the continuing
+silence of the leaders&mdash;"the other leaders," he had found
+himself saying&mdash;had led him into anxious speculations; and
+now, in a staggering burst, the disgraceful truth was revealed to
+him. They had used him, tricked and used him like a smooth tool,
+and having used him, had deliberately passed him, standing fine and
+patient in the line, to throw the mantle over the corrupt and
+unspeakable Bangor.</p>
+<p>By heavens, it was not to be endured. Was it for this that he
+had left Blaines College, where a career of honorable usefulness
+lay before him; that he had sacrificed personal wishes and
+ambitions to the insistent statement that his City and State had
+need of him; that he had stood ten months in the line without a
+murmur; and that at last, confronted with the necessity of choosing
+between the wishes of his personal intimates and the larger good,
+he had courageously chosen the latter and suffered in silence the
+suspicion of having played false with the best friends he had in
+the world? Was it for this that he had lost his valuable assistant,
+whose place he could never hope to fill?&mdash;for this that he was
+referred to habitually by an evening contemporary as the Plonny
+Neal organ?</p>
+<p>He was thoroughly disgusted with newspaper work this morning,
+disgusted with the line, disgusted with hopeful efforts to uplift
+the people. What did his <i>Post</i> work really amount
+to?&mdash;unremitting toil, the ceaseless forcing up of immature
+and insincere opinions, no thanks or appreciation anywhere, and at
+the end the designation of the Plonny Neal organ. What did the
+uplift amount to? Could progress really ever be forced a single
+inch? And why should he wear out his life in the selfless service
+of those who, it seemed, acknowledged no obligation to him? As for
+public life, if this was a sample, the less he saw of it the
+better. He would take anything in the world sooner than a career of
+hypocrisy, double-dealing and treachery, of dirty looting in the
+name of the public good, of degrading traffic with a crew of liars
+and confidence men.</p>
+<p>But through all the young man's indignation and resentment there
+ran an unsteadying doubt, a miserable doubt of himself. Had his
+motives in the reformatory matter been as absolutely spotless as he
+had charmed himself into believing?... What manner of man was he?
+Did he really have any permanent convictions about anything?... Was
+it possible, was it thinkable or conceivable, that he was a
+complaisant invertebrate whom the last strong man that had his ear
+could play upon like a flute?</p>
+<p>West passed a most unhappy morning. But at lunch, at the club,
+it was his portion to have his buoyant good-humor completely
+restored to him. He fell in with ancient boon companions; they made
+much of him; involved him in gay talk; smoothed him down, patted
+him on the head, found his self-esteem for him, and handed it over
+in its pristine vigor. Before he had sat half an hour at the merry
+table, he could look back at his profound depression of the morning
+with smiling wonder. Where in the world had he gotten his terrible
+grouch? Not a thing in the world had happened, except that the
+mayoralty was not going to be handed to him on a large silver
+platter. Was that such a fearful loss after all? On the contrary,
+was it not rather a good riddance? Being Mayor, in all human
+probability, would be a horrible bore.</p>
+<p>It was a mild, azure, zephyrous day; spring at her brightest and
+best. West, descending the club steps, sniffed the fragrant air
+affectionately, and was hanged if he would go near the office on
+such an afternoon. Let the <i>Post</i> readers plod along to-morrow
+with an editorial page both skimpy and inferior; anything he gave
+them would still be too good for them, middle-class drabs and
+dullards that they were.</p>
+<p>The big red automobile was old now, and needed paint, but it
+still ran staunch and true; and Miss Avery had a face, a form, and
+a sinuous graceful manner, had veils and hats and sinuous graceful
+coats, that would have glorified a far less worthy vehicle. And she
+drove divinely. By invitation she took the wheel that afternoon,
+and with sure, clever hands whipped the docile leviathan over the
+hills and far away.</p>
+<p>The world knows how fate uses her own instruments in her own
+way, frequently selecting far stranger ones than the delightful and
+wealthy Miss Avery. Now for more than a year this accomplished girl
+had been thinking that if Charles Gardiner West had anything to say
+to her, it was high time that he should say it. If she had not set
+herself to find out what was hobbling the tongue of the man she
+wanted, she would have been less than a woman; and Miss Avery was a
+good deal more. Hence, when she had seen West with Sharlee Weyland,
+and in particular on the last two or three times she had seen West
+with Sharlee Weyland, she had watched his manner toward that lady
+with profound misgivings, of the sort which starts every true woman
+to fighting for her own.</p>
+<p>Now Miss Avery had a weapon, in the shape of valuable knowledge,
+or, at any rate, a valuable suspicion that had lately reached her:
+the suspicion, in short, which had somehow crept abroad as
+suspicions will, that West had done a certain thing which another
+man was supposed to have done. Therefore, when they turned homeward
+in the soft dusk, her man having been brought to exactly the right
+frame of mind, she struck with her most languorous voice.</p>
+<p>"How is that dear little Charlotte Weyland? It seems to me I
+haven't seen her for a year, though it was positively only last
+week."</p>
+<p>"Oh! She seemed very well when I saw her last."</p>
+<p>So Mr. West, of the lady he was going to marry. For, though he
+had never had just the right opportunity to complete the sweet
+message he had begun at the Byrds' one night, his mind was still
+quite made up on that point. It was true that the atmosphere of
+riches which fairly exuded from the girl now at his side had a very
+strong appeal for his lower instincts. But he was not a man to be
+ridden by his lower instincts. No; he had set his foot upon the
+fleshpots; his idealistic nature had overcome the world.</p>
+<p>Miss Avery, sublimely unaware that Mr. West was going to offer
+marriage to her rival during the present month, the marriage itself
+to take place in October, indolently continued:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"To my mind she's quite the most attractive dear little thing in
+town. I suppose she's quite recovered from her disappointment over
+the&mdash;hospital, or whatever it was?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, I believe so. I never heard her mention it but once."</p>
+<p>West's pleasant face had clouded a little. Through her
+fluttering veil she noted that fact with distinct satisfaction.</p>
+<p>"I never met that interesting young Mr. Surface," said she,
+sweeping the car around a curve in the white road and evading five
+women in a surrey with polished skill. "But&mdash;truly, I have
+found myself thinking of him and feeling sorry for him more than
+once."</p>
+<p>"Sorry for him&mdash;What about?"</p>
+<p>"Oh, haven't you heard, then? It's rather mournful. You see,
+when Charlotte Weyland found out that he had written a certain
+editorial in the <i>Post</i>&mdash;you know more about this part of
+it than I&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But he didn't write it," said West, unhesitatingly. "I wrote it
+myself."</p>
+<p>"You?"</p>
+<p>She looked at him with frank surprise in her eyes; not too much
+frank surprise; rather as one who feels much but endeavors to
+suppress it for courtesy's sake. "Forgive me&mdash;I didn't know.
+There has been a little horrid gossip but of course nearly every
+one has thought that he&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'm sure I'm not responsible for what people think," said West,
+a little aggressively, but with a strangely sinking heart. "There
+has been not the slightest mystery or attempt at
+concealment&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh! Then of course Charlotte knows all about it now?"</p>
+<p>"I don't know whether she does or not. When I tried to tell her
+the whole story," explained West, "soon after the incident
+occurred, she was so agitated about it, the subject seemed so
+painful to her, that I was forced to give it up. You can understand
+my position. Ever since, I have been waiting for an opportunity to
+take her quietly and straighten out the whole matter for her in a
+calm and rational way. For her part she has evidently regarded the
+subject as happily closed. Why under heaven should I press it upon
+her&mdash;merely to gain the academic satisfaction of convincing
+her that the <i>Post</i> acted on information superior and judgment
+sounder than her own?"</p>
+<p>Miss Avery, now devoting herself to her chauffeur's duties
+through a moment of silence, was no match for Mr. West at the game
+of ethical debate, and knew it. However, she held a very strong
+card in her pongee sleeve, and she knew that too.</p>
+<p>"I see&mdash;of course. You know I think you have been quite
+right through it all. And yet&mdash;you won't mind?&mdash;I can't
+help feeling sorry for Mr. Surface."</p>
+<p>"Very well&mdash;you most mysterious lady. Go on and tell me why
+you can't help feeling sorry for Mr. Surface."</p>
+<p>Miss Avery told him. How she knew anything about the private
+affairs of Mr. Surface and Miss Weyland, of which it is certain
+that neither of them had ever spoken, is a mystery, indeed: but
+Gossip is Argus and has a thousand ears to boot. Miss Avery was
+careful to depict Sharlee's attitude toward the unfortunate Mr.
+Surface as just severe enough to suggest to West that he must act
+at once, and not so severe as to suggest to
+him&mdash;conceivably&mdash;the desirability, from a selfish point
+of view, of not acting at all. It was a task for a diplomat, which
+is to say a task for a Miss Avery.</p>
+<p>"Rather fine of him, wasn't it, to assume all the
+blame?&mdash;particularly if it's true, as people say," concluded
+Miss Avery, "that the man's in love with her and she cares nothing
+for him."</p>
+<p>"Fine&mdash;splendid&mdash;but entirely unnecessary," said
+West.</p>
+<p>The little story had disturbed him greatly. He had had no
+knowledge of any developments between Sharlee and his former
+assistant; and now he was unhappily conscious that he ought to have
+spoken weeks ago.</p>
+<p>"I'm awfully sorry to hear this," he resumed, "for I am much
+attached to that boy. Still&mdash;if, as you say, everything is all
+right now&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, but I don't know at all that it is," said Miss Avery,
+hastily. "That is just the point. The last I heard of it, she had
+forbidden him her house."</p>
+<p>"That won't do," said Charles Gardiner West, in a burst of
+generosity. "I'll clear up that difficulty before I sleep
+to-night."</p>
+<p>And he was as good as his word, or, let us say, almost as good.
+The next night but one he called upon Sharlee Weyland with two
+unalterable purposes in his mind. One was to tell her the full
+inside history of the reformatory article from the beginning. The
+other was to notify her in due form that she held his heart in
+permanent captivity.</p>
+<p>To Miss Avery, it made not the slightest difference whether the
+gifted and charming editor of the Post sold out his principles for
+a price every morning in the month. At his pleasure he might
+fracture all of the decalogue that was refinedly fracturable, and
+so long as he rescued his social position intact from the ruin, he
+was her man just the same. But she had an instinct, surer than
+reasoned wisdom, that Sharlee Weyland viewed these matters
+differently. Therefore she had sent West to make his little
+confession, face to face. And therefore West, after an hour of
+delightful <i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te</i> in the charming
+little back parlor, stiffened himself up, his brow sicklying o'er
+with the pale cast of disagreeable thought, and began to make
+it.</p>
+<p>"I've got to tell you something about&mdash;a subject that won't
+be welcome to you," he plunged in, rather lugubriously. "I
+mean&mdash;the reformatory."</p>
+<p>Sharlee's face, which had been merry and sweet, instantly
+changed and quieted at that word; interest sprang full-armed in her
+deep blue eyes.</p>
+<p>"Have you? Tell me anything about it you wish."</p>
+<p>"You remember that&mdash;last editorial in the <i>Post?</i>"</p>
+<p>"Do you think that I forget so easily?"</p>
+<p>West hardly liked that reply. Nor had he ever supposed that he
+would find the subject so difficult.</p>
+<p>"Well! I was surprised and&mdash;hurt to
+learn&mdash;recently&mdash;that you had&mdash;well, had been rather
+severe with Surface, under the impression that&mdash;the full
+responsibility for that article was his."</p>
+<p>Sharlee sat in the same flowered arm-chair she had once occupied
+to put this same Surface, then known as little Dr. Queed, in his
+place. Her heart warmed to West for his generous impulse to
+intercede. Still, she hardly conceived that her treatment of Mr.
+Surface was any concern of Mr. West's.</p>
+<p>"And so?"</p>
+<p>"I must tell you," he said, oddly uneasy under her
+straightforward look, "that&mdash;that you have made a mistake. The
+responsibility is mine."</p>
+<p>"Ah, you mean that you, as the editor, are willing to take
+it."</p>
+<p>"No," said West&mdash;"no"; and then suddenly he felt like a
+rash suicide, repentant at the last moment. Already the waters were
+rushing over his head; he felt a wild impulse to clutch at the
+life-belt she had flung out to him. It is to be remembered to his
+credit that he conquered it. "No,&mdash;I&mdash;I wrote the article
+myself."</p>
+<p>"You?"</p>
+<p>Her monosyllable had been Miss Avery's, but there resemblance
+parted. Sharlee sat still in her chair, and presently her lashes
+fluttered and fell. To West's surprise, a beautiful color swept
+upward from her throat to drown in her rough dark hair. "Oh," said
+she, under her breath, "I'm glad&mdash;so <i>glad!</i>"</p>
+<p>West heaved a great sigh of relief. It was all over, and she was
+glad. Hadn't he known all along that a woman will always forgive
+everything in the man she loves? She was glad because he had told
+her when another man might have kept silent. And yet her look
+perplexed him; her words perplexed him. Undoubtedly she must have
+something more to say than a mere expression of vague general
+gladness over the situation.</p>
+<p>"Need I say that I never intended there should be any doubt
+about the matter? I meant to explain it all to you long ago, only
+there never seemed to be any suitable opportunity."</p>
+<p>Sharlee's color died away. In silence she raised her eyes and
+looked at him.</p>
+<p>"I started to tell you all about it once, at the time, but you
+know," he said, with a little nervous laugh, "you seemed to find
+the subject so extremely painful then&mdash;that I thought I had
+better wait till you could look at it more calmly."</p>
+<p>Still she said nothing, but only sat still in her chair and
+looked at him.</p>
+<p>"I shall always regret," continued West, laboriously, "that
+my&mdash;silence, which I assure you I meant in kindness, should
+have&mdash;Why do you look at me that way, Miss Weyland?" he said,
+with a quick change of voice. "I don't understand you."</p>
+<p>Sharlee gave a small start and said: "Was I looking at you in
+any particular way?"</p>
+<p>"You looked as mournful," said West, with that same little
+laugh, "as though you had lost your last friend. Now&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, not my last one," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>"Well, don't look so sad about it," he said, in a voice of
+affectionate raillery. "I am quite unhappy enough over it
+without&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"I'm afraid I can't help you to feel happier&mdash;not to-night.
+If I look sad, you see, it is because I feel that way."</p>
+<p>"Sad?" he echoed, bewildered. "Why should you be sad
+now&mdash;when it is all going to be straightened
+out&mdash;when&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, don't you think it's pretty sad&mdash;the part that can't
+ever be straightened out?"</p>
+<p>Unexpectedly she got up, and walked slowly away, a disconcerting
+trick she had; wandered about the room, looking about her something
+like a stranger in a picture gallery; touching a bowl of flowers
+here, there setting a book to rights; and West, rising too,
+following her sombrely with his eyes, had never wanted her so much
+in all his life.</p>
+<p>Presently she returned to him; asked him to sit down again; and,
+still standing herself, began speaking in a quiet kind voice which,
+nevertheless, rang ominously in his ears from her first word.</p>
+<p>"I remember," said Sharlee, "when I was a very little girl, not
+more than twelve years old, I think, I first heard about
+you&mdash;about Charles Gardiner West. You were hardly grown then,
+but already people were talking about you. I don't remember now, of
+course, just what they said, but it must have been something very
+splendid, for I remember the sort of picture I got. I have always
+liked for men to be very clean and high-minded&mdash;I think
+because my father was that sort of man. I have put that above
+intellect, and abilities, and what would be called attractions; and
+so what they said about you made a great impression on me. You know
+how very young girls are&mdash;how they like to have the figure of
+a prince to spin their little romances around ... and so I took you
+for mine. You were my knight without fear and without reproach ...
+Sir Galahad. When I was sixteen, I used to pass you in the street
+and wonder if you didn't hear my heart thumping. You never looked
+at me; you hadn't any idea who I was. And that is a big and fine
+thing, I think&mdash;to be the hero of somebody you don't even know
+by name ... though of course not so big and fine as to be the hero
+of somebody who knows you very well. And you were that to me, too.
+When I grew up and came to know you, I still kept you on that
+pedestal you never saw. I measured you by the picture I had carried
+for so many years, and I was not disappointed. All that my little
+girl's fancy had painted you, you seemed to be. I look back now
+over the last few years of my life, and so much that I have liked
+most&mdash;that has been dearest&mdash;has centred about you. Yes,
+more than once I have been quite sure that I was in love with you.
+You wonder that I can show you my heart this way? I couldn't of
+course, except&mdash;well&mdash;that it is all past now. And that
+is what seems sad to me.... There never was any prince; my knight
+is dead; and Sir Galahad I got out of a book.... Don't you think
+that that is pretty sad?"</p>
+<p>West, who had been looking at her with a kind of frightened
+fascination, hastily averted his eyes, for he saw that her own had
+suddenly filled with tears. She turned away from him again; a
+somewhat painful silence ensued; and presently she broke it,
+speaking in a peculiarly gentle voice, and not looking at him.</p>
+<p>"I'm glad that you told me&mdash;at last. I'll be glad to
+remember that ... and I'm always your friend. But don't you think
+that perhaps we'd better finish our talk some other time?"</p>
+<p>"No," said West. "No."</p>
+<p>He pulled himself together, struggling desperately to throw off
+the curious benumbing inertia that was settling down upon him. "You
+are doing me an injustice. A most tremendous injustice. You have
+misunderstood everything from the beginning. I must
+explain&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Don't you think that argument will only make it all so much
+worse?"</p>
+<p>"Nothing could possibly be worse for me than to have you think
+of me and speak to me in this way."</p>
+<p>Obediently she sat down, her face still and sad; and West,
+pausing a moment to marshal his thoughts into convincing form,
+launched forth upon his defense.</p>
+<p>From the first he felt that he did not make a success of it; was
+not doing himself justice. Recent events, in the legislature and
+with reference to Meachy T. Bangor, had greatly weakened his
+confidence in his arguments. Even to himself he seemed to have been
+strangely "easy"; his exposition sounded labored and hollow in his
+own ears. But worse than this was the bottomless despondency into
+which the girl's brief autobiography had strangely cast him. A vast
+mysterious depression had closed over him, which entirely robbed
+him of his usual adroit felicity of speech. He brought his
+explanation up to the publication of the unhappy article, and there
+abruptly broke off.</p>
+<p>A long silence followed his ending, and at last Sharlee
+said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"I suppose a sudden change of heart in the middle of a fight is
+always an unhappy thing. It always means a good deal of pain for
+somebody. Still&mdash;sometimes they must come, and when they do, I
+suppose the only thing to do is to meet them honestly&mdash;though,
+personally, I think I should always trust my heart against my head.
+But ... if you had only come to us that first morning and frankly
+explained just why you deserted us&mdash;if you had told us all
+this that you have just told me&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"That is exactly what I wanted and intended to do," interrupted
+West. "I kept silent out of regard for you."</p>
+<p>"Out of regard for me?"</p>
+<p>"When I started to tell you all about it, that night at Mrs.
+Byrd's, it seemed to me that you had brooded over the matter until
+you had gotten in an overwrought and&mdash;overstrung condition
+about it. It seemed to me the considerate thing not to force the
+unwelcome topic upon you, but rather to wait&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"But had you the right to consider my imaginary feelings in such
+a matter between yourself and ...? And besides, you did not quite
+keep silent, you remember. You said something that led me to think
+that you had discharged Mr. Surface for writing that article."</p>
+<p>"I did not intend you to think anything of the kind. Anything in
+the least like that. If my words were ambiguous, it was because,
+seeing, as I say, that you were in an overstrung condition, I
+thought it best to let the whole matter rest until you could look
+at it calmly and rationally."</p>
+<p>She made no reply.</p>
+<p>"But why dwell on that part of it?" said West, beseechingly. "It
+was simply a wretched misunderstanding all around. I'm sorrier than
+I can tell you for my part in it. I have been greatly to
+blame&mdash;I can see that now. Can't you let bygones be bygones? I
+have come to you voluntarily and told you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Yes, after six weeks. Why, I was the best friend he had, Mr.
+West, and&mdash;Oh, me! How can I bear to remember what I said to
+him!"</p>
+<p>She turned her face hurriedly away from him. West, much moved,
+struggled on.</p>
+<p>"But don't you see&mdash;I didn't know it! I never dreamed of
+such a thing. The moment I heard how matters stood&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Did it never occur to you in all this time that it might be
+assumed that Mr. Surface, having written all the reformatory
+articles, had written this one?"</p>
+<p>"I did not think of that. I was short-sighted, I own. And of
+course," he added more eagerly, "I supposed that he had told you
+himself."</p>
+<p>"You don't know him," said Sharlee.</p>
+<p>A proud and beautiful look swept over her face. West rose,
+looking wretchedly unhappy, and stood, irresolute, facing her.</p>
+<p>"Can't you&mdash;forgive me?" he asked presently, in a painful
+voice.</p>
+<p>Sharlee hesitated.</p>
+<p>"Don't you know I said that it would only make things worse to
+talk about it to-night?" she said gently. "Everything you say seems
+to put us further and further apart. Why, there is nothing for me
+to forgive, Mr. West. There was a situation, and it imposed a
+certain conduct on you; that is the whole story. I don't come into
+it at all. It is all a matter between you and&mdash;your own-"</p>
+<p>"You do forgive me then? But no&mdash;you talk to me just as
+though you had learned all this from somebody else&mdash;as though
+I had not come to you voluntarily and told you everything."</p>
+<p>Sharlee did not like to look at his face, which she had always
+seen before so confident and gay.</p>
+<p>"No," said she sadly&mdash;"for I am still your friend."</p>
+<p>"<i>Friend!</i>"</p>
+<p>He echoed the word wildly, contemptuously. He was just on the
+point of launching into a passionate speech, painting the
+bitterness of friendship to one who must have true love or nothing,
+and flinging his hand and his heart impetuously at her feet. But
+looking at her still face, he checked himself, and just in time.
+Shaken by passion as he was, he was yet enough himself to
+understand that she would not listen to him. Why should he play the
+spendthrift and the wanton with his love? Why give her, for
+nothing, the sterile satisfaction of rejecting him, for her to
+prize, as he knew girls did, as merely one more notch upon her
+gun?</p>
+<p>Leaving his tempestuous exclamation hanging in mid-air, West
+stiffly shook Sharlee's hand and walked blindly out of the
+room.</p>
+<p>He went home, and to bed, like one moving in a horrible dream.
+That night, and through all the next day, he felt utterly bereft
+and wretched: something, say, as though flood and pestilence had
+swept through his dear old town and carried off everything and
+everybody but himself. He crawled alone in a smashed world. On the
+second day following, he found himself able to light a cigarette;
+and, glancing about him with faint pluckings of convalescent
+interest, began to recognize some landmarks. On the third day, he
+was frankly wondering whether a girl with such overstrained, not to
+say hysterical ideals of conduct, would, after all, be a very
+comfortable person to spend one's life with.</p>
+<p>On the evening of this day, about half-past eight o'clock, he
+emerged from his mother's house, light overcoat over his arm in
+deference to his evening clothes, and started briskly down the
+street. On the second block, as luck had it, he overtook Tommy
+Semple walking the same way.</p>
+<p>"Gardiner," said Semple, "when are you going to get over all
+this uplift rot and come back to Semple and West?"</p>
+<p>The question fell in so marvelously with West's mood of acute
+discontent with all that his life had been for the past two years,
+that it looked to him strangely like Providence. The easy ways of
+commerce appeared vastly alluring to him; his income, to say truth,
+had suffered sadly in the cause of the public; never had the snug
+dollars drawn him so strongly. He gave a slow, curious laugh.</p>
+<p>"Why, hang it, Tommy! I don't know but I'm ready to listen to
+your siren spiel&mdash;now!"</p>
+<p>In the darkness Semple's eyes gleamed. His receipts had never
+been so good since West left him.</p>
+<p>"That's the talk! I need you in my business, old boy. By the
+bye, you can come in at bully advantage if you can move right away.
+I'm going to come talk with you to-morrow."</p>
+<p>"Right's the word," said West.</p>
+<p>At the end of that block a large house stood in a lawn, half
+hidden from the street by a curtain of trees. From its concealed
+veranda came a ripple of faint, slow laughter, advertising the
+presence of charming society. West halted.</p>
+<p>"Here's a nice house, Tommy; I think I'll look in. See you
+to-morrow."</p>
+<p>Semple, walking on, glanced back to see what house it was. It
+proved to be the brownstone palace leased for three years by old
+Mr. Avery, formerly of Mauch Chunk but now of Ours.</p>
+<p>Sharlee, too, retired from her painful interview with West with
+a sense of irreparable loss. Her idol of so many years had, at a
+word, toppled off into the dust, and not all the king's horses
+could ever get him back again. It was like a death to her, and in
+most ways worse than a death.</p>
+<p>She lay awake a long time that night, thinking of the two men
+who, for she could not say how long, had equally shared first place
+in her thoughts. And gradually she read them both anew by the blaze
+lit by one small incident.</p>
+<p>She could not believe that West was deliberately false; she was
+certain that he was not deliberately false. But she saw now, as by
+a sudden searchlight flung upon him, that her one-time paladin had
+a fatal weakness. He could not be honest with himself. He could
+believe anything that he wanted to believe. He could hypnotize
+himself at will by the enchanting music of his own imaginings. He
+had pretty graces and he told himself they were large, fine
+abilities; dim emotions and he thought they were ideals; vague
+gropings of ambition, and when he had waved the hands of his fancy
+over them, presto, they had become great dominating purposes. He
+had fluttered fitfully from business to Blaines College; from the
+college to the <i>Post</i>; before long he would flutter on from
+the <i>Post</i> to something else&mdash;always falling short,
+always secretly disappointed, everywhere a failure as a man, though
+few might know it but himself. West's trouble, in fact, was that he
+was not a man at all. He was weakest where a real man is strongest.
+He was merely a chameleon taking his color from whatever he
+happened to light upon; a handsome boat which could never get
+anywhere because it had no rudder; an ornamental butterfly driving
+aimlessly before the nearest breeze. He meant well, in a general
+way, but his good intentions proved descending paving-stones
+because he was constitutionally incapable of meaning anything very
+hard.</p>
+<p>West had had everything in the beginning except money; and he
+had the faculty of making all of that he wanted. Queed&mdash;she
+found that name still clinging to him in her thoughts&mdash;had had
+nothing in the beginning except his fearless honesty. In everything
+else that a man should he, he had seemed to her painfully
+destitute. But because through everything he had held unflinchingly
+to his honesty, he had been steadily climbing the heights. He had
+passed West long ago, because their faces were set in opposite
+directions. West had had the finest distinctions of honor carefully
+instilled into him from his birth. Queed had deduced his, raw, from
+his own unswerving honesty. And the first acid test of a real
+situation showed that West's honor was only burnished and decorated
+dross, while Queed's, which he had made himself, was as fine gold.
+In that test, all superficial trappings were burned and shriveled
+away; men were made to show their men's colors; and the "queer
+little man with the queer little name" had instantly cast off his
+resplendent superior because contact with his superior's dishonesty
+was degrading to him. Yet in the same breath, he had allowed his
+former chief to foist off that dishonesty upon his own clean
+shoulders, and borne the detestable burden without demand for
+sympathy or claim for gratitude. And this was the measure of how,
+as Queed had climbed by his honesty, his whole nature had been
+strengthened and refined. For if he had begun as the most
+unconscious and merciless of egoists, who could sacrifice little
+Fifi to his comfort without a tremor, he had ended with the supreme
+act of purest altruism: the voluntary sacrifice of himself to save
+a man whom in his heart he must despise.</p>
+<p>But was that the supreme altruism? What had it cost him, after
+all, but her friendship? Perhaps he did not regard that as so heavy
+a price to pay.</p>
+<p>Sharlee turned her face to the wall. In the darkness, she felt
+the color rising at her throat and sweeping softly but resistlessly
+upward. And she found herself feverishly clinging to all that her
+little Doctor had said, and looked, in all their meetings which,
+remembered now, gave her the right to think that their parting had
+been hard for him, too.</p>
+<p>Yet it was not upon their parting that her mind busied itself
+most, but upon thoughts of their remeeting. The relations which she
+had thought to exist between them had, it was clear, been violently
+reversed. The one point now was for her to meet the topsy-turveyed
+situation as swiftly, as generously, and as humbly as was
+possible.</p>
+<p>If she had been a man, she would have gone to him at once,
+hunted him up this very night, and told him in the most groveling
+language at her command, how infinitely sorry and ashamed she was.
+Lying wide-eyed in her little white bed, she composed a number of
+long speeches that she, as a man, would have made to him;
+embarrassing speeches which he, as a man, or any other man that
+ever lived, would never have endured for a moment. But she was not
+a man, she was a girl; and girls were not allowed to go to men, and
+frankly and honestly say what was in their hearts. She was not in
+the least likely to meet him by accident; the telephone was
+unthinkable. There remained only to write him a letter.</p>
+<p>Yes, but what to say in the letter? There was the critical and
+crucial question. No matter how artful and cajoling an apology she
+wrote, she knew exactly how he would treat it. He would write a
+civil, formal reply, assuring her that her apology was accepted,
+and there the matter would stand forever. For she had put herself
+terribly in the wrong; she had betrayed a damning weakness; it was
+extremely probable that he would never care to resume friendship
+with one who had proved herself so hatefully mistrustful. Then,
+too, he was evidently very angry with her about the money. Only by
+meeting for a long, frank talk could she ever hope to make things
+right again; but not to save her life could she think of any form
+of letter which would bring such a meeting to pass.</p>
+<p>Pondering the question, she fell asleep. All next day, whenever
+she had a minute and sometimes when she did not, she pondered it,
+and the next, and the next. Her heart smote her for the tardiness
+of her reparation; but stronger than this was her fear of striking
+and missing fire. And at last an idea came to her; an idea so big
+and beautiful that it first startled and dazzled her, and then set
+her heart to singing; the perfect idea which would blot away the
+whole miserable mess at one stroke. She sat down and wrote Mr.
+Surface five lines, asking him to be kind enough to call upon her
+in regard to the business matter about which he had written her a
+few weeks before.</p>
+<p>She wrote this note from her house, one night; she expected, of
+course, that he would come there to see her; she had planned out
+exactly where they were each to sit, and even large blocks of their
+conversation. But the very next morning, before 10 o'clock, there
+came a knock upon the Departmental door and he walked into her
+office, looking more matter-of-fact and businesslike than she had
+ever seen him.</p>
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="XXXII" id="XXXII"></a>XXXII</h2>
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p><i>Second Meeting between a Citizen and the Great Pleasure-Dog
+Behemoth, involving Plans for Two New Homes.</i></p>
+</div>
+<p>And this time they did not have to go into the hall to talk.</p>
+<p>No sooner had the opening door revealed the face of young Mr.
+Surface than Mr. Dayne, the kind-faced Secretary, reached hastily
+for his hat. In the same breath with his "Come in" and
+"Good-morning," he was heard to mention to the Assistant Secretary
+something about a little urgent business downtown.</p>
+<p>Mr. Dayne acted so promptly that he met the visitor on the very
+threshold of the office. The clergyman held out his hand with a
+light in his manly gray eye.</p>
+<p>"I'm sincerely glad to see you, Mr. Queed, to have the
+chance&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Surface, please."</p>
+<p>Mr. Dayne gave his hand an extra wring. "Mr. Surface, you did a
+splendid thing. I'm glad of this chance to tell you so, and to beg
+your forgiveness for having done you a grave injustice in my
+thoughts."</p>
+<p>The young man stared at him. "I have nothing to forgive you for,
+Mr. Dayne. In fact, I have no idea what you are talking about."</p>
+<p>But Mr. Dayne did not enlighten him; in fact he was already
+walking briskly down the hall. Clearly the man had business that
+would not brook an instant's delay.</p>
+<p>Hat in hand, the young man turned, plainly puzzled, and found
+himself looking at a white-faced little girl who gave back his look
+with brave steadiness.</p>
+<p>"Do you think you can forgive me, too?" she asked in a very
+small voice.</p>
+<p>He came three steps forward, into the middle of the room, and
+there halted dead, staring at her with a look of searching
+inquiry.</p>
+<p>"I don't understand this," he said, in his controlled voice.</p>
+<p>"What are you talking about?"</p>
+<p>"Mr. West," said Sharlee, "has told me all about it. About the
+reformatory. And I'm sorry."</p>
+<p>There she stuck. Of all the speeches of prostrate yet somehow
+noble self-flagellation which in the night seasons she had so
+beautifully polished, not one single word could she now recall. Yet
+she continued to meet his gaze, for so should apologies be given
+though the skies fall; and she watched as one fascinated the blood
+slowly ebb from his close-set face.</p>
+<p>"Under the circumstances," he said abruptly, "it was hardly
+a&mdash;a judicious thing to do. However, let us say no more about
+it."</p>
+<p>He turned away from her, obviously unsteadied for all his even
+voice. And as he turned, his gaze, which had shifted only to get
+away from hers, was suddenly arrested and became fixed.</p>
+<p>In the corner of the room, beside the bookcase holding the works
+of Conant, Willoughby, and Smathers, lay the great pleasure-dog
+Behemoth, leonine head sunk upon two massive outstretched paws. But
+Behemoth was not asleep; on the contrary he was overlooking the
+proceedings in the office with an air of intelligent and paternal
+interest.</p>
+<p>Between Behemoth and young Henry Surface there passed a long
+look. The young man walked slowly across the room to where the
+creature lay, and, bending down, patted him on the head. He did it
+with indescribable awkwardness. Certainly Behemoth must have
+perceived what was so plain even to a human critic, that here was
+the first dog this man had ever patted in his life. Yet, being a
+pleasure-dog, he was wholly civil about it. In fact, after a
+lidless scrutiny unembarrassed by any recollections of his last
+meeting with this young man, he declared for friendship. Gravely he
+lifted a behemothian paw, and gravely the young man shook it.</p>
+<p>To Behemoth young Mr. Surface addressed the following
+remarks:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"West was simply deceived&mdash;hoodwinked by men infinitely
+cleverer than he at that sort of thing. It was a manly
+thing&mdash;his coming to you now and telling you; much harder than
+never to&mdash;have made the mistake in the beginning. Of
+course&mdash;it wipes the slate clean. It makes everything all
+right now. You appreciate that."</p>
+<p>Behemoth yawned.</p>
+<p>The young man turned, and came a step or two forward, both face
+and voice under complete control again.</p>
+<p>"I received a note from you this morning," he began briskly,
+"asking me to come in&mdash;"</p>
+<p>The girl's voice interrupted him. Standing beside the little
+typewriter-table, exactly where her caller had surprised her, she
+had watched with a mortifying dumbness the second meeting between
+the pleasure-dog and the little Doctor that was. But now pride
+sprang to her aid, stinging her into speech. For it was an
+unendurable thing that she should thus tamely surrender to him the
+mastery of her situation, and suffer her own fault to be glossed
+over so ingloriously.</p>
+<p>"Won't you let me tell you," she began hurriedly, "how sorry I
+am&mdash;how ashamed&mdash;that I misjudged&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No! No! I beg you to stop. There is not the smallest occasion
+for anything of that sort&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Don't you see my dreadful position? I suspect you, misjudge
+you&mdash;wrong you at every step&mdash;and all the time you are
+doing a thing so fine&mdash;so generous and splendid&mdash;that I
+am humiliated&mdash;to&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Once again she saw that painful transformation in his face: a
+difficult dull-red flood sweeping over it, only to recede
+instantly, leaving him white from neck to brow.</p>
+<p>"What is the use of talking in this way?" he asked peremptorily.
+"What is the good of it, I say? The matter is over and done with.
+Everything is all right&mdash;his telling you wipes it all from the
+slate, just as I said. Don't you see that? Well, can't you dismiss
+the whole incident from your mind and forget that it ever
+happened?"</p>
+<p>"I will try&mdash;if that is what you wish."</p>
+<p>She turned away, utterly disappointed and disconcerted by his
+summary disposal of the burning topic over which she had planned
+such a long and satisfying discussion. He started to say something,
+checked himself, and said something entirely different.</p>
+<p>"I have received your note," he began directly, "asking me to
+come in and see you about the matter of difference between the
+estates. That is why I have called. I trust that this means that
+you are going to be sensible and take your money."</p>
+<p>"In a way&mdash;yes. I will tell you&mdash;what I have
+thought."</p>
+<p>"Well, sit down to tell me please. You look tired; not well at
+all. Not in the least. Take this comfortable chair."</p>
+<p>Obediently she sat down in Mr. Dayne's high-backed swivel-chair,
+which, when she leaned back, let her neat-shod little feet swing
+clear of the floor. The chair was a happy thought; it steadied her;
+so did his unexampled solicitousness, which showed, she thought,
+that her emotion had not escaped him.</p>
+<p>"I have decided that I would take it," said she, "with
+a&mdash;a&mdash;sort of condition."</p>
+<p>Sitting in the chair placed for Mr. Dayne's callers, the young
+man showed instant signs of disapprobation.</p>
+<p>"No, no! You are big enough to accept your own without
+conditions."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;you won't argue with me about that, will you? Perhaps
+it is unreasonable, but I could never be satisfied to take
+it&mdash;and spend it for myself. I could never have any pleasure
+in it&mdash;never feel that it was really mine. So," she hurried
+on, "I thought that it would be nice to take it&mdash;and give it
+away."</p>
+<p>"Give it away!" he echoed, astonished and displeased.</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;give it to the State. I thought I should like to give
+it to&mdash;establish a reformatory."</p>
+<p>Their eyes met. Upon his candid face she could watch the subtler
+meanings of her idea slowly sinking into and taking hold of his
+consciousness.</p>
+<p>"No&mdash;no!" came from him, explosively. "No! You must not
+think of such a thing."</p>
+<p>"Yes&mdash;I have quite made up my mind. When the idea came to
+me it was like an inspiration. It seemed to me the perfect use to
+make of this money. Don't you see?... And&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No, I don't see," he said sharply. "Why will you persist in
+thinking that there is something peculiar and unclean about this
+money?&mdash;some imagined taint upon your title to it? Don't you
+understand that it is yours in precisely the same definite and
+honest way that the money this office pays you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;surely it is all a question of feeling. And if I
+feel&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It is a question of fact," said Mr. Surface. "Listen to me.
+Suppose your father had put this money away for you somewhere, so
+that you knew nothing about it, hidden it, say, in a secret drawer
+somewhere about your house"&mdash;didn't he know exactly the sort
+of places which fathers used to hide away money?&mdash;"and that
+now, after all these years, you had suddenly found it, together
+with a note from him saying that it was for you. You follow me
+perfectly? Well? Would it ever occur to you to give that money to
+the State&mdash;for a <i>reformatory</i>?"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;perhaps not. How can I tell? But that case
+would&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Would be exactly like this one," he finished for her crisply.
+"The sole difference is that it happens to be my father who hid the
+money away instead of yours."</p>
+<p>There was a silence.</p>
+<p>"I am sorry," said she, constrainedly, "that you take
+this&mdash;this view. I had hoped so much that you might agree with
+me. Nevertheless, I think my mind is quite made up. I&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Then why on earth have you gone through the formality of
+consulting me, only to tell me&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;because I thought it would be so nice if you would
+agree with me!"</p>
+<p>"But I do not agree with you," he said, looking at her with
+frowning steadiness. "I do not. Nobody on earth would agree with
+you. Have you talked with your friends about this mad proposal?
+Have you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"None of them but you. I did not care to."</p>
+<p>The little speech affected him beyond all expectation; in full
+flight as he was, it stopped him dead. He lost first the thread of
+his argument; then his steadiness of eye and manner; and when he
+spoke, it was to follow up, not his own thought, but her
+implication, with those evidences of embarrassment which he could
+never hide.</p>
+<p>"So we are friends again," he stated, in rather a strained
+voice.</p>
+<p>"If you are willing&mdash;to take me back."</p>
+<p>He sat silent, drumming a tattoo on his chair-arm with long,
+strong fingers; and when he resumed his argument, it was with an
+entire absence of his usual air of authority.</p>
+<p>"On every score, you ought to keep your money&mdash;to make
+yourself comfortable&mdash;to stop working&mdash;to bring yourself
+more pleasures, trips, whatever you want&mdash;all exactly as your
+father intended."</p>
+<p>"Oh! don't argue with me, please! I asked you not. I must either
+take it for that or not at all."</p>
+<p>"It&mdash;it is not my part," he said reluctantly, "to dictate
+what you shall do with your own. I cannot sympathize in the least
+with your&mdash;your mad proposal. Not in the least. However, I
+must assume that you know your own mind. If it is quite made
+up&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, it is! I have thought it all over so carefully&mdash;and
+with so much pleasure."</p>
+<p>He rose decisively. "Very well, I will go to my lawyers at
+once&mdash;this morning. They will arrange it as you wish."</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;will you? How can I thank you? And oh," she added
+hastily, "there was&mdash;another point that I&mdash;I wished to
+speak to you about."</p>
+<p>He gazed down at her, looking so small and sorrowful-eyed in her
+great chair, and all at once his knees ran to water, and the
+terrible fear clutched at him that his manhood would not last him
+out of the room. This was the reason, perhaps, that his voice was
+the little Doctor's at its brusquest as he said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"Well? What is it?"</p>
+<p>"The question," she said nervously, "of a&mdash;a name for this
+reformatory that I want to found. I have thought a great deal about
+that. It is a&mdash;large part of my idea. And I have decided that
+my reformatory shall be called&mdash;that is, that I should like to
+call it&mdash;the Henry G. Surface Home."</p>
+<p>He stared at her through a flash like a man stupefied; and then,
+wheeling abruptly, walked away from her to the windows which
+overlooked the park. For some time he stood there, back
+determinedly toward her, staring with great fixity at nothing. But
+when he returned to her, she had never seen his face so stern.</p>
+<p>"You must be mad to suggest such a thing. Mad! Of course I shall
+not allow you to do it. I shall not give you the money for any such
+purpose."</p>
+<p>"But if it is mine, as you wrote?" said Sharlee, looking up at
+him from the back of her big chair.</p>
+<p>Her point manifestly was unanswerable. With characteristic
+swiftness, he abandoned it, and fell back to far stronger
+ground.</p>
+<p>"Yes, the money is yours," he said stormily. "But that is all.
+My father's name is mine."</p>
+<p>That silenced her, for the moment at least, and he swept rapidly
+on.</p>
+<p>"I do not in the least approve of your giving your money to
+establish a foundation at all. That, however, is a matter with
+which, unfortunately, I have nothing to do. But with my father's
+name I have everything to do. I shall not permit you to&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Surely&mdash;oh, surely, you will not refuse me so small a
+thing which would give me so much happiness."</p>
+<p>"Happiness?" He flung the word back at her impatiently, but his
+intention of demolishing it was suddenly checked by a flashing
+remembrance of Fifi's definition of it. "Will you kindly explain
+how you would get happiness from that?"</p>
+<p>"Oh&mdash;if you don't see, I am afraid I&mdash;could never
+explain&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"It is a display of just the same sort of unthinking Quixotism
+which has led you hitherto to refuse to accept your own money. What
+you propose is utterly irrational in every way. Can you deny it?
+Can you defend your proposal by any reasonable argument? I cannot
+imagine how so&mdash;so mad an idea ever came into your mind."</p>
+<p>She sat still, her fingers playing with the frayed edges of Mr.
+Dayne's blotting-pad, and allowed the silence to enfold them once
+more.</p>
+<p>"Your foundation," he went on, with still further loss of motive
+power, "would&mdash;gain nothing by bearing the name of my father.
+He was not worthy.... No one knows that better than you. Will you
+tell me what impulse put it into your mind to&mdash;to do
+this?"</p>
+<p>"I&mdash;had many reasons," said she, speaking with some
+difficulty. "I will tell you one. My father loved him once. I know
+he would like me to do something&mdash;to make the name honorable
+again."</p>
+<p>"That," he said, in a hard voice, "is beyond your power."</p>
+<p>She showed no disposition to contradict him, or even to maintain
+the conversation. Presently he went on:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"I cannot let you injure your foundation by&mdash;branding it
+with his notoriety, in an impulsive and&mdash;and fruitless
+generosity. For it would be fruitless. You, of all people, must
+understand that the burden on the other side is&mdash;impossibly
+heavy. You know that, don't you?"</p>
+<p>She raised her head and looked at him.</p>
+<p>Again, her pride had been plucking at her heartstrings, burning
+her with the remembrance that he, when he gave her everything that
+a man could give, had done it in a manner perfect and without flaw.
+And now she, with her infinitely smaller offering, sat tongue-tied
+and ineffectual, unable to give with a show of the purple, too
+poor-spirited even to yield him the truth for his truth which alone
+made the gift worth the offering.</p>
+<p>Her blood, her spirit, and all her inheritance rallied at the
+call of her pride. She looked at him, and made her gaze be steady:
+though this seemed to her the hardest thing she had ever done in
+her life.</p>
+<p>"I must not let you think that I wanted to do this only for your
+father's sake. That would not be honest. Part of my pleasure in
+planning it&mdash;most of it, perhaps&mdash;was because I&mdash;I
+should so much like to do something for your father's son."</p>
+<p>She rose, trying to give the movement a casual air, and went
+over to her little desk, pretending to busy herself straightening
+out the litter of papers upon it. From this safe distance, her back
+toward him, she forced herself to add:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"This reformatory will take the place of the one you&mdash;would
+have won for us. Don't you see? Half-my happiness in giving it is
+gone, unless you will lend me the name."</p>
+<p>Behind her the silence was impenetrable.</p>
+<p>She stood at her desk, methodically sorting papers which she did
+not see, and wildly guessing at the meaning of that look of
+turbulent consciousness which she had seen break startled into his
+eyes. More even than in their last meeting, she had found that the
+sight of his face, wonderfully changed yet even more wonderfully
+the same, deeply affected her to-day. Its new sadness and premature
+age moved her strangely; with a peculiar stab of compassion and
+pain she had seen for the first time the gray in the nondescript
+hair about his temples. For his face, she had seen that the smooth
+sheath of satisfied self-absorption, which had once overlain it
+like the hard veneer on a table-top, had been scorched away as in a
+baptism by fire; from which all that was best in it had come out at
+once strengthened and chastened. And she thought that the shining
+quality of honesty in his face must be such as to strike strangers
+on the street.</p>
+<p>And now, behind her on the office floor, she heard his
+footsteps, and in one breath was suddenly cold with the fear that
+her hour had come, and hot with the fear that it had not.</p>
+<p>Engrossed with her papers, she moved so as to keep her back
+toward him; but he, with a directness which would not flinch even
+in this untried emergency, deliberately intruded himself between
+her and the table; and so once more they stood face to face.</p>
+<p>"I don't understand you," he began, his manner at its quietest.
+"Why do you want to do this for me?"</p>
+<p>At this close range, she glanced once at him and instantly
+looked away. His face was as white as paper; and when she saw that
+her heart first stopped beating, and then pounded off in a wild
+frightened p&aelig;an.</p>
+<p>"I&mdash;cannot tell you&mdash;I don't know&mdash;exactly."</p>
+<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
+<p>She hardly recognized his voice; instinctively she began backing
+away.</p>
+<p>"I don't think I&mdash;can explain. You&mdash;rather terrify me
+this morning."</p>
+<p>"Are you in love with ME?" he demanded in a terrible voice,
+beginning at the wrong end, as he would be sure to do.</p>
+<p>Finger at her lip, her blue eyes, bright with unshed tears,
+resting upon his in a gaze as direct as a child's, Sharlee nodded
+her head up and down.</p>
+<p>And that was all the hint required by clever Mr. Surface, the
+famous social scientist. He advanced somehow, and took her in his
+arms. On the whole, it was rather surprising how satisfactorily he
+did it, considering that she was the first woman he had ever
+touched in all his days.</p>
+<p>So they stood through a time that might have been a minute and
+might have been an age, since all of them that mattered had soared
+away to the sunlit spaces where no time is. After awhile, driven by
+a strange fierce desire to see her face in the light of this new
+glory, he made a gentle effort to hold her off from him, but she
+clung to him, crying, "No, no! I don't want you to see me yet."</p>
+<p>After another interval of uncertain length, she said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>"All along my heart has cried out that you couldn't have done
+that, and hurt me so. <i>You couldn't</i>. I will never doubt my
+heart again. And you were so fine&mdash;so fine&mdash;to forgive me
+so easily."</p>
+<p>In the midst of his dizzying exaltation, he marveled at the ease
+with which she spoke her inmost feeling; he, the great apostle of
+reason and self-mastery, was much slower in recovering lost voice
+and control. It was some time before he would trust himself to
+speak, and even then the voice that he used was not recognizable as
+his.</p>
+<p>"So you are willing to do as much for my father's son as
+to&mdash;to&mdash;take his name for your own."</p>
+<p>"No, this is something that I am doing for myself. Your father
+was not perfect, but he was the only father that ever had a son
+whose name I would take for mine."</p>
+<p>A silence.</p>
+<p>"We can keep my father's house," he said, in time,
+"for&mdash;for&mdash;us to live in. You must give up the office.
+And I will find light remunerative work, which will leave at least
+part of my time free for my book."</p>
+<p>She gave a little laugh that was half a sob. "Perhaps&mdash;you
+could persuade that wealthy old lady&mdash;to get out a second
+edition of her <i>thesaurus!</i>"</p>
+<p>"I wish I could, though!"</p>
+<p>"You talk just like my little Doctor," she
+gasped&mdash;"my&mdash;own little Doctor.... I've got a little
+surprise for you&mdash;about remunerative work," she went on, "only
+I can't tell you now, because it's a secret. Promise that you won't
+make me tell you."</p>
+<p>He promised.</p>
+<p>Suddenly, without knowing why, she began to cry, her cheek
+against his breast. "You've had a sad life, little Doctor&mdash;a
+sad life. But I am going to make it all up to you&mdash;if you will
+show me the way."</p>
+<p>Presently she became aware that her telephone was ringing, and
+ringing as though it had been at it for some time.</p>
+<p>"Oh bother! They won't let us have even a little minute together
+after all these years. I suppose you must let me go&mdash;"</p>
+<p>She turned from the desk with the most beautiful smile he had
+ever seen upon a face.</p>
+<p>"It's for you!"</p>
+<p>"For me?" he echoed like a man in a dream. "That is&mdash;very
+strange."</p>
+<p>Strange, indeed! Outside, the dull world was wagging on as
+before, unaware that there had taken place in this enchanted room
+the most momentous event in history.</p>
+<p>He took the receiver from her with a left hand which trembled,
+and with his untrained right somehow caught and imprisoned both of
+hers. "Stand right by me," he begged hurriedly.</p>
+<p>Now he hoisted the receiver in the general direction of his ear,
+and said in what he doubtless thought was quite a businesslike
+manner: "Well?"</p>
+<p>"Mr. Queed? This is Mr. Hickok," said the incisive voice over
+the wire. "Well, what in the mischief are you doing up there?"</p>
+<p>"I'm&mdash;I'm&mdash;transacting some important
+business&mdash;with the Department," said Mr. Surface, and gave
+Sharlee's hands a desperate squeeze. "But my&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, we're transacting some important business down here.
+Never should have found you but for Mr. Dayne's happening along.
+Did you know that West had resigned?"</p>
+<p>"No, has he? But I started&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Peace to his ashes. De mortuis nil nisi bonum. The directors
+are meeting now to elect his successor. Only one name has been
+mentioned. There's only one editor we'll hear of for the paper.
+Won't you come back to us, my boy?"</p>
+<p>The young man cleared his throat. "Come? I'd&mdash;think it the
+greatest honor&mdash;there's nothing I'd rather have. You are all
+too&mdash;too kind to me&mdash;I can't tell
+you&mdash;but&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Oh, no buts! But us no buts now! I'll go tell them&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"No&mdash;wait," called the young man, hastily. "If I come, I
+don't come as Queed, you know. My name is Henry G. Surface. That
+may make a difference&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Come as Beelzebub!" said the old man, testily. "We've had
+enough of hiring a <i>name</i> for the <i>Post</i>. This time we're
+after a man, and by the Lord, we've got one!"</p>
+<p>Henry Surface turned away from the telephone, struggling with
+less than his usual success to show an unmoved face.</p>
+<p>"You&mdash;know?"</p>
+<p>She nodded: in her blue-spar eyes, there was the look of a
+winged victory. "That was the little secret&mdash;don't you think
+it was a nice one? It is your magnificent boast come true.... And
+you don't even say 'I told you so'!"</p>
+<p>He looked past her out into the park. Over the budding trees,
+already bursting and spreading their fans of green, far off over
+the jagged stretch of roofs, his gaze sought the battered gray
+<i>Post</i> building and the row of windows behind which he had so
+often sat and worked. A mist came before his eyes; the trees
+curveted and swam; and his visible world swung upside down and went
+out in a singing and spark-shot blackness.</p>
+<p>She came to his side again: in silence slipped her hand into
+his; and following both his look and his thought, she felt her own
+eyes smart with a sudden bright dimness.</p>
+<p>"This is the best city in the world," said Henry Surface. "The
+kindest people&mdash;the <i>kindest people</i>&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Yes, little Doctor."</p>
+<p>He turned abruptly and caught her to him again; and now, hearing
+even above the hammering of his own blood the wild fluttering of
+her heart against his, his tongue unlocked and he began to speak
+his heart. It was not speech as he had always known speech. In all
+his wonderful array of terminology there were no words fitted to
+this undreamed need; he had to discover them somehow, by main
+strength make them up for himself; and they came out stammering,
+hard-wrung, bearing new upon their rough faces the mint-mark of his
+own heart. Perhaps she did not prize them any the less on that
+account.</p>
+<p>"I'm glad that you love me that way&mdash;Henry. I must call you
+Henry now&mdash;mustn't I, Henry?"</p>
+<p>"Do you know," she said, after a time, "I am&mdash;<i>almost</i>
+weakening about giving our money for a Home. Somehow, I'd so like
+for you to have it, so that&mdash;"</p>
+<p>She felt a little shiver run through him.</p>
+<p>"No, no! I could not bear to touch it. We shall be far
+happier&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"You could stop work, buy yourself comforts, pleasures, trips.
+It is a mad thing," she teased, "to give away money.... Oh, little
+Doctor&mdash;I can't breathe if you hold me&mdash;so tight."</p>
+<p>"About the name," he said presently, "I&mdash;dislike to oppose
+you, but I cannot&mdash;I cannot&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Well, I've decided to change it, Henry, in deference to your
+wishes."</p>
+<p>"I am extremely glad. I myself know a name&mdash;"</p>
+<p>"Instead of calling it the Henry G. Surface Home&mdash;"</p>
+<p>Suddenly she drew away from him, leaving behind both her hands
+for a keepsake, and raised to him a look so luminous and radiant
+that he felt himself awed before it, like one who with impious feet
+has blundered upon holy ground.</p>
+<p>"I am going to call it the Henry G. Surface <i>Junior</i> Home.
+Do you know any name for a Home so pretty as that?"</p>
+<p>"No, no, I&mdash;can't let you&mdash;"</p>
+<p>But she cried him down passionately, saying: "Yes, that is
+<i>our</i> name now, and we are going to make it honorable."</p>
+<p>From his place beside the sociological bookcase&mdash;perhaps
+faunal naturalists can tell us why&mdash;the great pleasure-dog
+Behemoth, whose presence they had both forgotten, raised his
+leonine head and gave a sharp, joyous bark.</p>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Queed, by Henry Sydnor Harrison
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+Title: Queed
+
+Author: Henry Sydnor Harrison
+
+Release Date: December 8, 2004 [EBook #14303]
+Last Updated: June 18, 2016
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+Language: English
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+[Illustration: MR. QUEED, YOU ARE AFFLICTED WITH A
+FATAL MALADY. YOUR COSMOS IS ALL EGO]
+
+
+
+
+QUEED
+
+A NOVEL
+
+BY
+
+HENRY SYDNOR HARRISON
+
+WITH A FRONTISPIECE BY
+R.M. CROSBY
+
+[Illustration: TOVT RIEN OV RIEN]
+
+BOSTON AND NEW YORK
+HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY
+
+The Riverside Press Cambridge
+1911
+
+
+
+
+TO MY MOTHER
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+I
+_First Meeting between a Citizen in Spectacles and the Great
+Pleasure-Dog Behemoth; also of Charles Gardiner West, a
+Personage at Thirty_. 3
+
+II
+_Mrs. Paynter's Boarding-House: which was not founded as an
+Eleemosynary Institution_. 14
+
+III
+_Encounter between Charlotte Lee Weyland, a Landlady's Agent,
+and Doctor Queed, a Young Man who wouldn't pay his Board_. 25
+
+IV
+_Relating how Two Stars in their Courses fought for Mr. Queed;
+and how he accepted Remunerative Employment under Colonel
+Cowles, the Military Political Economist_. 40
+
+V
+_Selections from Contemporary Opinions of Mr. Queed; also concerning
+Henry G. Surface, his Life and Deeds; of Fifi, the Landlady's
+Daughter, and how she happened to look up Altruism in the
+Dictionary_. 51
+
+VI
+_Autobiographical Data imparted, for Sound Business Reasons,
+to a Landlady's Agent; of the Agent's Other Title, etc._ 64
+
+VII
+_In which an Assistant Editor, experiencing the Common Desire
+to thrash a Proof-Reader, makes a Humiliating Discovery;
+and of how Trainer Klinker gets a Pupil the Same Evening_. 79
+
+VIII
+_Formal Invitation to Fifi to share Queed's Dining-Room (provided
+it is very cold upstairs); and First Outrage upon the Sacred
+Schedule of Hours_. 93
+
+IX
+_Of Charles Gardiner West, President-Elect of Blaines College,
+and his Ladies Fair: all in Mr. West's Lighter Manner_. 104
+
+X
+_Of Fifi on Friendship, and who would be sorry if Queed died;
+of Queed's Mad Impulse, sternly overcome; of his Indignant
+Call upon Nicolovius, the Old Professor_. 114
+
+XI
+_Concerning a Plan to make a Small Gift to a Fellow-Boarder,
+and what it led to in the Way of Calls; also touching upon
+Mr. Queed's Dismissal from the Post, and the Generous Resolve
+of the Young Lady, Charles Weyland_. 127
+
+XII
+_More Consequences of the Plan about the Gift, and of how Mr.
+Queed drinks his Medicine like a Man; Fifi on Men, and how
+they do; Second Corruption of the Sacred Schedule_. 137
+
+XIII
+_"Taking the Little Doctor Down a Peg or Two": as performed
+for the First and Only Time by Sharlee Weyland_. 146
+
+XIV
+_In which Klinker quotes Scripture, and Queed has helped Fifi
+with her Lessons for the Last Time_. 163
+
+XV
+_In a Country Churchyard, and afterwards; of Friends: how they
+take your Time while they live, and then die, upsetting your
+Evening's Work; and what Buck Klinker saw in the Scriptorium
+at 2 a.m._. 174
+
+XVI
+_Triumphal Return of Charles Gardiner West from the Old World;
+and of how the Other World had wagged in his Absence_. 186
+
+XVII
+_A Remeeting in a Cemetery: the Unglassed Queed who loafed on
+Rustic Bridges; of the Consequences of failing to tell a Lady
+that you hope to see her again soon_. 200
+
+XVIII
+_Of President West of Old Blaines College, his Trustees and his
+Troubles; his Firmness in the Brown-Jones Hazing Incident
+so misconstrued by Malicious Asses; his Article for the Post,
+and why it was never printed: all ending in West's Profound
+Dissatisfaction with the Rewards of Patriotism_. 216
+
+XIX
+_The Little House on Duke of Gloucester Street; and the Beginning
+of Various Feelings, Sensibilities, and Attitudes between two
+Lonely Men_. 239
+
+XX
+_Meeting of the Post Directors to elect a Successor to Colonel
+Cowles; Charles Gardiner West's Sensible Remarks on Mr. Queed; Mr.
+West's Resignation from Old Blaines College, and New Consecration
+to the Uplift_. 248
+
+XXI
+_Queed sits on the Steps with Sharlee, and sees Some Old Soldiers
+go marching by_. 257
+
+XXII
+_In which Professor Nicolovius drops a Letter on the Floor, and
+Queed conjectures that happiness sometimes comes to Men
+wearing a Strange Face_. 274
+
+XXIII
+_Of the Bill for the Reformatory, and its Critical Situation; of
+West's Second Disappointment with the Rewards of Patriotism;
+of the Consolation he found in the Most Charming Resolve
+in the World_. 290
+
+XXIV
+_Sharlee's Parlor on Another Evening; how One Caller outsat Two,
+and why; also, how Sharlee looked in her Mirror for a Long
+Time, and why_. 300
+
+XXV
+_Recording a Discussion about the Reformatory between Editor
+West and his Dog-like Admirer, the City Boss; and a Briefer
+Conversation between West and Prof. Nicolovius's Boarder_. 312
+
+XXVI
+_In which Queed forces the Old Professor's Hand, and the Old
+Professor takes to his Bed_. 330
+
+XXVII
+_Sharlee Weyland reads the Morning Post; of Rev. Mr. Dayne's
+Fight at Ephesus and the Telephone Message that never came;
+of the Editor's Comment upon the Assistant Editor's Resignation,
+which perhaps lacked Clarity; and of how Eight Men elect a
+Mayor_. 345
+
+XXVIII
+_How Words can be like Blows, and Blue Eyes stab deep; how
+Queed sits by a Bedside and reviews his Life; and how a
+Thought leaps at him and will not down_. 363
+
+XXIX
+_In which Queed's Shoulders can bear One Man's Roguery and
+Another's Dishonor, and of what these Fardels cost him: how
+for the Second Time in his Life he stays out of Bed to think_. 375
+
+XXX
+_Death of the Old Professor, and how Queed finds that his List of
+Friends has grown; a Last Will and Testament; Exchange of
+Letters among Prominent Attorneys, which unhappily proves
+futile_. 387
+
+XXXI
+_God moves in a Mysterious Way: how the finished Miss Avery
+appears as the Instrument of Providence; how Sharlee sees
+her Idol of Many Years go toppling in the Dust, and how it is
+her Turn to meditate in the Still Watches_. 397
+
+XXXII
+_Second Meeting between a Citizen and the Great Pleasure-Dog
+Behemoth, involving Plans for Two New Homes_. 416
+
+
+
+
+QUEED
+
+I
+
+ _First Meeting between a citizen in Spectacles and the Great
+ Pleasure-Dog Behemoth; also of Charles Gardiner West, a Personage
+ at Thirty._
+
+
+It was five of a November afternoon, crisp and sharp, and already
+running into dusk. Down the street came a girl and a dog, rather a small
+girl and quite a behemothian dog. If she had been a shade smaller, or he
+a shade more behemothian, the thing would have approached a parody on
+one's settled idea of a girl and a dog. She had enough height to save
+that, but it was the narrowest sort of squeak.
+
+The dog was of the breed which are said to come trotting into Alpine
+monasteries of a winter's night with fat American travelers in their
+mouths, frozen stiff. He was extremely large for his age, whatever that
+was. On the other hand, the girl was small for her age, which was
+twenty-four next month; not so much short, you understand, for she was
+of a reasonable height, as of a dainty slimness, a certain exquisite
+reticence of the flesh. She had cares and duties and even sober-sided
+responsibilities in this world, beyond the usual run of girls. Yet her
+hat was decidedly of the mode that year; her suit was smartly and
+engagingly cut; her furs were glossy and black and big. Her face, it may
+be said here as well as later, had in its time given pleasure to the
+male sex, and some food for critical conversation to the female. A good
+many of the young men whom she met along the way this afternoon appeared
+distinctly pleased to speak to her.
+
+The girl was Sharlee Weyland, and Sharlee was the short for Charlotte
+Lee, as invented by herself some score of years before. One baby-name in
+a hundred sticks through a lifetime, and hers was the one in that
+particular hundred. Of the young men along the way, one was so lucky as
+to catch her eye through a large plate-glass window. It was Semple and
+West's window, the ground-floor one in the great new Commonwealth
+Building, of which the town is rightly so proud, and the young man was
+no other than West, Charles Gardiner himself. A smile warmed his
+good-looking face when he met the eye of the girl and the dog; he waved
+a hand at them. That done, he immediately vanished from the window and
+reached for his hat and coat; gave hurried directions to a clerk and a
+stenographer; and sallying forth, overtook the pair before they had
+reached the next corner.
+
+"Everything's topsy-turvy," said he, coming alongside. "Here you are
+frivolously walking downtown with a dog. Usually at this time you are
+most earnestly walking uptown, and not a sign of a dog as far as the eye
+can see. What on earth's happened?"
+
+"Oh, how do you do?" said she, apparently not displeased to find herself
+thus surprised from the rear. "I too have a mad kind of feeling, as
+though the world had gone upside down. Don't be amazed if I suddenly
+clutch out at you to keep from falling. But the name of it--of this
+feeling--is having a holiday. Mr. Dayne went to New York at 12.20."
+
+"Ah, I see. When the cat's away?"
+
+"Not at all. I am taking this richly earned vacation by his express
+command."
+
+"In that case, why mightn't we turn about and go a real walk--cease
+picking our way through the noisome hum of commerce and set brisk
+evening faces toward the open road--and all that? You and I and the dog.
+What is his name? Rollo, I suppose?"
+
+"Rollo! No! Or Tray or Fido, either! His name is Bee, short for
+Behemoth--and I think that a very captivating little name, don't you?
+His old name, the one I bought him by, was Fred--_Fred_!--but already he
+answers to the pretty name of Bee as though he were born to it. Watch."
+She pursed her lips and gave a whistle, unexpectedly loud and clear.
+"Here, Bee, here! Here, sir! Look, look. He turned around _right away_!"
+
+West laughed. "Wonderfully gifted dog. But I believe you mentioned
+taking a walk in the November air. I can only say that physicians
+strongly recommend it, valetudinarians swear by it--"
+
+"Oh--if I only could!--but I simply cannot think of it. Do you know, I
+never have a holiday without wondering how on earth I could have gotten
+on another day without it. You can't imagine what loads of things I've
+done since two o'clock, and loads remain. The very worst job of them all
+still hangs by a hair over my head. I must cross here."
+
+West said that evidently her conception of a holiday was badly mixed. As
+they walked he paid for her society by incessantly taking off his hat;
+nearly everybody they met spoke to them, many more to him than to her.
+Though both of them had been born in that city and grown up with it, the
+girl had only lately come to know West well, and she did not know him
+very well now. All the years hitherto she had joined in the general
+admiration of him shyly and from a distance, the pretty waiting-lady's
+attitude toward the dazzling young crown prince. She was observant, and
+so she could not fail to observe now the cordiality with which people of
+all sorts saluted him, the touch of deference in the greeting of not a
+few. He was scarcely thirty, but it would have been clear to a duller
+eye that he was already something of a personage. Yet he held no public
+office, nor were his daily walks the walks of philanthropic labor for
+the common good. In fact Semple & West's was merely a brokerage
+establishment, which was understood to be cleaning up a tolerable lot of
+money per annum.
+
+They stood on the corner, waiting for a convenient chance to cross, and
+West looked at her as at one whom it was pleasant to rest one's eyes
+upon. She drew his attention to their humming environment. For a city of
+that size the life and bustle here were, indeed, such as to take the
+eye. Trolley cars clanged by in a tireless procession; trucks were
+rounding up for stable and for bed; delivery wagons whizzed corners and
+bumped on among them; now and then a chauffeur honked by, grim eyes
+roving for the unwary pedestrian. On both sides of the street the
+homeward march of tired humans was already forming and quickening.
+
+"Heigho! We're living in an interesting time, you and I," said West. "It
+isn't every generation that can watch its old town change into a
+metropolis right under its eyes."
+
+"I remember," said she, "when it was an exciting thing to see anybody on
+the street you didn't know. You went home and told the family about it,
+and very likely counted the spoons next morning. The city seemed to
+belong to _us_ then. And now--look. Everywhere new kings that know not
+Joseph. Bee!"
+
+"It's the law of life; the old order changeth." He turned and looked
+along the street, into the many faces of the homeward bound. "The
+eternal mystery of the people.... Don't you like to look at their faces
+and wonder what they're all doing and thinking and hoping and dreaming
+to make out of their lives?"
+
+"Don't you think they're all hoping and dreaming just one thing?--how to
+make more money than they're making at present? All over the world,"
+said Miss Weyland, "bright young men lie awake at night, thinking up
+odd, ingenious ways to take other people's money away from them. These
+young men are the spirit of America. We're having an irruption of them
+here now ... the Goths sacking the sacred city."
+
+"Clever rascals they are too. I," said West, "belong to the other group.
+I sleep of nights and wake up in the morning to have your bright young
+Goths take my money away from me."
+
+He laughed and continued: "Little Bobby Smythe, who used to live here,
+was in my office the other day. I was complimenting him on the
+prosperity of the plumbers' supply manufacture--for such is his mundane
+occupation, in Schenectady, N.Y. Bobby said that plumbers' supplies were
+all well enough, but he made his real money from an interesting device
+of his own. There is a lot of building going on in his neighborhood, it
+seems, and it occurred to him to send around to the various owners and
+offer his private watchman to guard the loose building materials at
+night. This for the very reasonable price of $3.50 a week. It went like
+hot cakes. 'But,' said I, 'surely your one watchman can't look after
+thirty-seven different places.' 'No,' said Bobby, 'but they think he
+does.' I laughed and commended his ingenuity. 'But the best part of the
+joke,' said he, 'is that _I haven't got any watchman at all_.'"
+
+Sharlee Weyland laughed gayly. "Bobby could stand for the portrait of
+young America."
+
+"You've been sitting at the feet of a staunch old Tory Gamaliel named
+Colonel Cowles. I can see that. Ah, me! My garrulity has cost us a
+splendid chance to cross. What are all these dreadful things you have
+still left to do on your so-called holiday?"
+
+"Well," said she, "first I'm going to Saltman's to buy stationery. Boxes
+and boxes of it, for the Department. Bee! Come here, sir! Look how fat
+this purse is. I'm going to spend all of that. Bee! I wish I had put him
+to leash. He's going to hurt himself in a minute--you see!--"
+
+"Don't you think he's much more likely to hurt somebody else? For a
+guess, that queer-looking little citizen in spectacles over the way, who
+so evidently doesn't know where he is at."
+
+"Oh, do you think so?--Bee!... Then, after stationery, comes the
+disagreeable thing, and yet interesting too. I have to go to my Aunt
+Jennie's, dunning."
+
+"You are compelled to dun your Aunt Jennie?"
+
+She laughed. "No--dun for her, because she's too tender-hearted to do
+it herself. There's a man there who won't pay his board. Bee!
+Bee!--BEE!-O heavens--It's happened!"
+
+And, too quick for West, she was gone into the melee, which immediately
+closed in behind her, barricading him away.
+
+What had happened was a small tragedy in its way. The little citizen in
+spectacles, who had been standing on the opposite corner vacantly eating
+an apple out of a paper bag, had unwisely chosen his moment to try the
+crossing. He was evidently an indoors sort of man and no shakes at
+crossing streets, owing to the introspective nature of his mind. A
+grocery wagon shaved him by an inch. It was doing things to the
+speed-limit, this wagon, because a dashing police patrol was close
+behind, treading on its tail and indignantly clanging it to turn out,
+which it could not possibly do. To avoid erasing the little citizen, the
+patrol man had to pull sharply out; and this manoeuvre, as Fate had
+written it, brought him full upon the great dog Behemoth, who, having
+slipped across the tracks, stood gravely waiting for the flying wagon to
+pass. Thus it became a clear case of _sauve qui peut_, and the devil
+take the hindermost. There was nothing in the world for Behemoth to do
+but wildly leap under the hoofs for his life. This he did successfully.
+But on the other side he met the spectacled citizen full and fair, and
+down they went together with a thud.
+
+The little man came promptly to a sitting posture and took stock of the
+wreck. His hat he could not see anywhere, the reason being that he was
+sitting on it. The paper bag, of course, had burst; some of the apples
+had rolled to amazing distances, and newsboys, entire strangers to the
+fallen gentleman, were eating them with cries of pleasure. This he saw
+in one pained glance. But on the very heels of the dog, it seemed, came
+hurrying a girl with marks of great anxiety on her face.
+
+"Can you possibly forgive him? That fire-alarm thing scared him
+crazy--he's usually so good! You aren't hurt, are you? I do hope so much
+that you aren't?"
+
+The young man, sitting calmly in the street, glanced up at Miss Weyland
+with no sign of interest.
+
+"I have no complaint to make," he answered, precisely; "though the loss
+of my fruit seems unfortunate, to say the least of it."
+
+"I know! The way they fell on them," she answered, as self-unconscious
+as he--"quite as though you had offered to treat! I'm very much
+mortified--But--_are_ you hurt? I thought for a minute that the coal
+cart was going right over you."
+
+A crowd had sprung up in a wink; a circle of interested faces watching
+the unembarrassed girl apologizing to the studious-looking little man
+who sat so calmly upon his hat in the middle of the street. Meantime all
+traffic on that side was hopelessly blocked. Swearing truck drivers
+stood up on their seats from a block away to see what had halted the
+procession.
+
+"But what is the object of a dog like that?" inquired the man
+ruminatively. "What good is he? What is he for?"
+
+"Why--why--why," said she, looking ready to laugh--"he's not a
+utilitarian dog at all, you see! He's a pleasure-dog, you know--just a
+big, beautiful dog to give pleasure!--"
+
+"The pleasure he has given me," said the man, gravely producing his
+derby from beneath him and methodically undenting it, "is negligible. I
+may say non-existent."
+
+From somewhere rose a hoarse titter. The girl glanced up, and for the
+first time became aware that her position was somewhat unconventional. A
+very faint color sprang into her cheeks, but she was not the kind to
+retreat in disorder. West dodged through the blockade in time to hear
+her say with a final, smiling bow:
+
+"I'm so glad you aren't hurt, believe me ... And if my dog has given you
+no pleasure, you may like to think that you have given him a great
+deal."
+
+A little flushed but not defeated, her gloved hand knotted in Behemoth's
+gigantic scruff, she moved away, resigning the situation to West. West
+handled it in his best manner, civilly assisting the little man to rise,
+and bowing himself off with the most graceful expressions of regret for
+the mishap.
+
+Miss Weyland was walking slowly, waiting for him, and he fell in beside
+her on the sidewalk.
+
+"Don't speak to me suddenly," said she, in rather a muffled voice. "I
+don't want to scream on a public street."
+
+"Scratch a professor and you find a Tartar," said West, laughing too.
+"When I finally caught you, laggard that I was, you looked as if he were
+being rude."
+
+Miss Weyland questioned the rudeness; she said that the man was only
+superbly natural. "Thoughts came to him and he blabbed them out
+artlessly. The only things that he seemed in the least interested in
+were his apples and Bee. Don't you think from this that he must be a
+floral and faunal naturalist?"
+
+"No Goth, at any rate. Did you happen to notice the tome sticking out of
+his coat pocket? It was _The Religion of Humanity_, unless my old eyes
+deceived me. Who under heaven reads Comte nowadays?"
+
+"Not me," said Miss Weyland.
+
+"There's nothing to it. As a wealthy old friend of mine once remarked,
+people who read that sort of books never make over eighteen hundred a
+year."
+
+On that they turned into Saltman's. There much stationery and collateral
+stuff was bought for cash paid down, and all for the use of the
+Department. Next, at a harness-store, a leash was bargained for and
+obtained, and Behemoth bowled over no more young men that day.
+Thereafter, the two set their faces westerly till they came to the
+girl's home, where the dog was delivered to the cook, and Miss Weyland
+went upstairs to kiss her mother. Still later they set out northward
+through the lamp-lit night for the older part of town, where resided the
+aunt on whose behalf there was dunning to be done that night.
+
+Charles Gardiner West asserted that he had not a thing in all this world
+to do, and that erranding was only another way of taking a walk, when
+you came to think of it. She was frankly glad of his company; to be
+otherwise was to be fantastic; and now as they strolled she led him to
+talk of his work, which was never difficult. For West, despite his
+rising prosperity, was dissatisfied with his calling, the reason being,
+as he himself sometimes put it, that his heart did not abide with the
+money changers.
+
+"Sometimes at night," he said seriously, "I look back over the busy day
+and ask myself what it has all amounted to. Suppose I did all the
+world's stock-jobbing, what would I really have accomplished? You may
+say that I could take all the money I made and spend it for free
+hospitals, but would I do it? No. The more I made, the more I'd want for
+myself, the more all my interest and ambition would twine themselves
+around the counting-room. You can't serve two masters, can you, Miss
+Weyland? Uplifting those who need uplifting is a separate business, all
+by itself."
+
+"You could make the money," laughed she, "and let me spend it for you. I
+know this minute where I could put a million to glorious advantage."
+
+"I'm going to get out of it," said West. "I've told Semple so--though
+perhaps it ought not to go further just yet. I'd enjoy," said he, "just
+such work as yours. There's none finer. You'd like me immensely as your
+royal master, I suppose? Want nothing better than to curtsy and kowtow
+when I flung out a gracious order?--as, for instance, to shut up shop
+and go and take a holiday?"
+
+"Delicious! Though I doubt if anybody in the world could improve on Mr.
+Dayne." Suddenly a new thought struck her, and she made a faint grimace.
+"There's nothing so very fine about my present work--oh me! I'll give
+you that if you want it."
+
+"I see I must look this gift horse over very closely. What is it?"
+
+"They call it dunning."
+
+"I forgot. You started to tell me, and then your dog ran amuck and
+began butting perfect strangers all over the place."
+
+"Oh," said she, "it's the commonest little story in the world. All
+landladies can tell them to you by the hour. This man has been at Aunt
+Jennie's nearly a month, and what's the color of his money she hasn't
+the faintest idea. Such is the way our bright young men carve out their
+fortunes--the true Gothic architecture! Possibly Aunt Jennie has thrown
+out one or two delicate hints, carefully insulated to avoid hurting his
+feelings. You know the way our ladies of the old school do--the worst
+collectors the world has ever seen. So she telephoned me this
+morning--I'm her business woman, you see--asking me to come and advise
+her, and I'm coming, and after supper--"
+
+"Well, what'll you do?"
+
+"I'm going to talk with him, with the man. I'm simply going to _collect
+that money_. Or if I can't--"
+
+"What's the horrid alternative?"
+
+"I'm going to _fire_ him!"
+
+West laughed merrily. His face always looked most charming when he
+smiled. "Upon my word I believe you can do it."
+
+"I _have_ done it, lots of times."
+
+"Ah! And is the ceremony ever attended by scenes of storm and violence?"
+
+"Never. They march like little lambs when I say the word.
+Hay-foot--straw-foot!"
+
+"But then your aunt loses their arrears of board, I suppose."
+
+"Yes, and for that reason I never fire except as a last desperate
+resort. Signs of penitence, earnest resolves to lead a better life, are
+always noted and carefully considered."
+
+"If you _should_ need help with this customer to-night--not that I think
+you will, oh no!--telephone me. I'm amazingly good at handling bright
+young men. This is your aunt's, isn't it?"
+
+"No, no--next to the corner over there. O heavens! Look--_look!_"
+
+West looked. Up the front steps of Miss Weyland's Aunt Jennie's a man
+was going, a smallish man in a suit of dusty clothes, who limped
+as he walked. The electric light at the corner illumined him
+perfectly--glinted upon the spectacles, touched up the stout volume in
+the coat-pocket, beat full upon the swaybacked derby, whereon its owner
+had sat what time Charlotte Lee Weyland apologized for the gaucherie of
+Behemoth. And as they watched, this man pushed open Aunt Jennie's front
+door, with never so much as a glance at the door-bell, and stepped as of
+right inside.
+
+Involuntarily West and Miss Weyland had halted; and now they stared at
+each other with a kind of wild surmise which rapidly yielded to
+ludicrous certainty. West broke into a laugh.
+
+"Well, do you think you'll have the nerve to fire _him_?"
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+ _Mrs. Paynter's Boarding-House: which was not founded as an
+ Eleemosynary Institution._
+
+
+There was something of a flutter among the gathered boarders when Miss
+Weyland was seen to be entering the house, and William Klinker, who
+announced the fact from his place by the window, added that that had
+ought to help some with the supper. He reminded the parlor that there
+had been Porterhouse the last time. Miss Miller, from the sofa, told Mr.
+Klinker archly that he was _so_ material. She had only the other day
+mastered the word, but even that is more than could be said for Mr.
+Klinker. Major Brooke stood by the Latrobe heater, reading the evening
+paper under a flaring gas-light. He habitually came down early to get it
+before anybody else had a chance. By Miss Miller on the sofa sat Mr.
+Bylash, stroking the glossy moustache which other ladies before her time
+had admired intensely. Despite her archness Miss Miller had heard with a
+pang that Miss Weyland was coming to supper, and her reason was not
+unconnected with this same Mr. Bylash. In earlier meetings she had
+vaguely noted differences between Mrs. Paynter's pretty niece and
+herself. True, she considered these differences all in her own favor,
+as, for example, her far larger back pompadour, with the puffs, but you
+never could tell about gentlemen.
+
+"I'm surprised," she said to Mr. Klinker, "Mr. Bylash didn't go out to
+give her the glad hand, and welcome her into our humble _coturee_."
+
+Mr. Bylash, who had been thinking of doing that very thing, said rather
+shortly that the ladies present quite satisfied _him_.
+
+"And who do you think brought her around and right up to the door?"
+continued William Klinker, taking no notice of their blandishments.
+"Hon. West--Charles Gardenia West--"
+
+A scream from Miss Miller applauded the witty hit.
+
+"Oh, it ain't mine," said Mr. Klinker modestly. "I heard a fellow get it
+off at the shop the other day. He's a pretty smooth fellow, Charles
+Gardenia is--a little too smooth for my way of thinking. A fellow that's
+always so smilin'--Oh, you Smithy!" he suddenly yelled out the
+window--"Smithy! Hey!--Aw, I can beat the face off you!--Awright--eight
+sharp at the same place.--Go on, you fat Mohawk you!... But say," he
+resumed to the parlor, "y'know that little woman is a stormy petrel for
+this house--that's right. Remember the last time she was here--the time
+we had the Porterhouse? Conference in the dining-room after supper, and
+the next morning out went the trunks of that red-head fellow--from
+Baltimore--what's his name?--Milhiser."
+
+"Well, she hasn't got any call to intrude in my affairs," said Mr.
+Bylash, still rather miffed. "I'm here to tell you that!"
+
+"Oh, I ain't speakin' of the reg'lars," answered Klinker, "so don't get
+nervous. But say, I got kind of a hunch that here is where the little
+Doc gets his."
+
+Klinker's hunch was not without foundation; this very question was being
+agitated at that moment in the room just over his head. Miss Weyland,
+having passed the parlor portieres with no thought that her movements
+were attracting interest on the other side of them, skipped up the
+stairs, rapped on her Aunt Jennie's door, and ran breathlessly into the
+room. Her aunt was sitting by the bureau, reading a novel from the
+circulating library. Though she had been sitting right here since about
+four o'clock, only getting up once to light the gas, she had a casual
+air like one who is only killing a moment's time between important
+engagements. She looked up at the girl's entrance, and an affectionate
+smile lit her well-lined face.
+
+"My dear Sharlee! I'm so glad to see you."
+
+They kissed tenderly.
+
+"Oh, Aunt Jennie, tell me! Is he--this man you telephoned me about--is
+he a little, small, dried young man, with spectacles and a brown derby,
+and needing a hair-cut, and the gravest, drollest manner in the world?
+Tell me--is he?"
+
+"My dear, you have described him to the life. Where did you see him?"
+
+Sharlee collapsed upon the bed. Presently she revived and outlined the
+situation to Aunt Jennie.
+
+Mrs. Paynter listened with some interest. If humor is a defect, as they
+tell us nowadays, she was almost a faultless woman. And in her day she
+had been a beauty and a toast. You hear it said generously of a
+thousand, but it happened to be true in her case. The high-bred
+regularity of feature still survived, but she had let herself go in
+latter years, as most women will who have other things than themselves
+to think about, and hard things at that. Her old black dress was
+carelessly put on; she could look at herself in the mirror by merely
+leaning forward an inch or two, and it never occurred to her to do
+it--an uncanny thing in a woman.
+
+"I'm sure it sounds quite like him," said Mrs. Paynter, when her niece
+had finished. "And so Gardiner West walked around with you. I hope, my
+dear, you asked him in to supper? We have an exceptionally nice
+Porterhouse steak to-night. But I suppose he would scorn--"
+
+The girl interrupted her, abolishing and demolishing such a thought. Mr.
+West would have been only too pleased, she said, but she positively
+would not ask him, because of the serious work that was afoot that
+night.
+
+"The pleasure I've so far given your little man," laughed she, patting
+her aunt's cheeks with her two hands, "has been negligible--I have his
+word for that--and to-night it is going to be the same, only more so."
+
+Sharlee arose, took off her coat and furs, laid them on the bed, and
+going to the bureau began fixing her hair in the back before the long
+mirror. No matter how well a woman looks to the untrained, or man's,
+eye, she can always put in some time pleasurably fixing her hair in the
+back.
+
+"Now," said Sharlee, "to business. Tell me all about the little
+dead-beat."
+
+"It is four weeks next Monday," said Mrs. Paynter, putting a shoe-horn
+in her novel to mark the place, "since the young man came to me. He was
+from New York, and just off the train. He said that he had been
+recommended to my house, but would not say by whom, nor could he give
+references. I did not insist on them, for I can't be too strict,
+Sharlee, with all the other boarding-places there are and that room
+standing empty for two months hand-running, and then for three months
+before that, before Miss Catlett, I mean. The fact is, that I ought to
+be over on the Avenue, where I could have only the best people. It would
+be infinitely more lucrative--why, my dear, you should hear Amy Marsden
+talk of her enormous profits! And Amy, while a dear, sweet little woman,
+is not clever! I remember as girls--but to go back even of that to the
+very heart of the matter, who ever heard of a clever _Wilkerson_? For
+she, you know, was born ..."
+
+"Never you mind Mrs. Marsden, Aunt Jennie," said the girl, gently
+drawing her back to the muttons,--"we'll make lots more money than she
+some day. So you gave him the room, then?"
+
+"Yes, the room known as the third hall back. A small, neat, economical
+room, entirely suitable for a single gentleman. I gave him my lowest
+price, though I must say I did not dream then that he would spend all
+his time in his room, apparently having no downtown occupation, which is
+certainly not what one expects from gentlemen, who get low terms on the
+silent understanding that they will take themselves out of the house
+directly after breakfast. Nevertheless--will you believe it?--ten days
+passed and not a word was said about payment. So one morning I stopped
+him in the hall, as though for a pleasant talk. However, I was careful
+to introduce the point, by means of an anecdote I told him, that guests
+here were expected to pay by the week. Of course I supposed that the
+hint would be sufficient."
+
+"But it wasn't, alas?"
+
+"On the contrary, ten days again passed, and you might suppose there was
+no such thing as money in all this world. Then I resolved to approach
+him directly. I knocked on his door, and when he opened it, I told him
+plainly and in so many words that I would be very much gratified if he
+would let me have a check whenever convenient, as unfortunately I had
+heavy bills due that must be met. I was very much mortified, Sharlee! As
+I stood there facing that young man, dunning him like a grocer's clerk,
+it flashed into my mind to wonder what your great-grandfather, the
+Governor, would think if he could have looked down and seen me. For as
+you know, my dear, though I doubt if you altogether realize it at all
+times, since our young people of to-day, I regret to have to say
+it--though of course I do except you from this criticism--"
+
+By gentle interruption and deft transition, Sharlee once more wafted the
+conversation back to the subject in hand.
+
+"And when you went so far as to tell him this, how did he take it?"
+
+"He took it admirably. He told me that I need feel no concern about the
+matter; that while out of funds for the moment, doubtless he would be in
+funds again shortly. His manner was dignified, calm, unabashed--"
+
+"But it didn't blossom, as we might say, in money?"
+
+"As to that--no. What are you to do, Sharlee? I feel sure the man is not
+dishonest,--in fact he has a singularly honest face, transparently
+so,--but he is only somehow queer. He appears an engrossed,
+absent-minded young man--what is the word I want?--an eccentric. That is
+what he is, an engrossed young eccentric."
+
+Sharlee leaned against the bureau and looked at her aunt thoughtfully.
+"Do you gather, Aunt Jennie, that he's a gentleman?"
+
+Mrs. Paynter threw out her hands helplessly. "What does the term mean
+nowadays? The race of gentlemen, as the class existed in my day, seems
+to be disappearing from the face of the earth. We see occasional
+survivals of the old order, like Gardiner West or the young Byrd men,
+but as a whole--well, my dear, I will only say that the modern standards
+would have excited horror fifty years ago and--"
+
+"Well, but according to the modern standards, do you think he is?"
+
+"I _don't_ know. He is and he isn't. But no--no--no! He is _not_ one. No
+man can be a gentleman who is utterly indifferent to the comfort and
+feelings of others, do you think so?"
+
+"Indeed, no! And is that what he is?"
+
+"I will illustrate by an incident," said Mrs. Paynter. "As I say, this
+young man spends his entire time in his room, where he is, I believe,
+engaged in writing a book."
+
+"Oh, me! Then he's penniless, depend upon it."
+
+"Well, when we had the frost and freeze early last week, he came to me
+one night and complained of the cold in his room. You know, Sharlee, I
+do not rent that room as a sitting-room, nor do I expect to heat it, at
+the low price, other than the heat from the halls. So I invited him to
+make use of the dining-room in the evenings, which, as you know, with
+the folding-doors drawn, and the yellow lamp lit, is converted to all
+intents and purposes into a quiet and comfortable reading-room. Somewhat
+grumblingly he went down. Fifi was there as usual, doing her algebra by
+the lamp. The young man took not the smallest notice of her, and
+presently when she coughed several times--the child's cold happened to
+be bad that night--he looked up sharply and asked her please to stop.
+Fifi said that she was afraid she couldn't help it. He replied that it
+was impossible for him to work in the room with a noise of that sort,
+and either the noise or he would have to vacate. So Fifi gathered up her
+things and left. I found her, half an hour later, in her little
+bedroom, which was ice-cold, coughing and crying over her sums, which
+she was trying to work at the bureau. That was how I found out about it.
+The child would never have said a word to me."
+
+"How simply outrageous!" said the girl, and became silent and
+thoughtful.
+
+"Well, what do you think I'd better do, Sharlee?"
+
+"I think you'd better let me waylay him in the hall after supper and
+tell him that the time has come when he must either pay up or pack up."
+
+"My dear! Can you well be as blunt as that?"
+
+"Dear Aunt Jennie, as I view it, you are not running an eleemosynary
+institution here?"
+
+"Of course not," replied Aunt Jennie, who really did not know whether
+she was or not.
+
+Sharlee dropped into a chair and began manicuring her pretty little
+nails. "The purpose of this establishment is to collect money from the
+transient and resident public. Now you're not a bit good at collecting
+money because you're so well-bred, but I'm not so awfully well-bred--"
+
+"You _are_--"
+
+"I'm bold--blunt--brazen! I'm forward. I'm resolute and grim. In short,
+I belong to the younger generation which you despise so--"
+
+"I don't despise _you_, you dear--"
+
+"Come," said Sharlee, springing up; "let's go down. I'm wild to meet Mr.
+Bylash again. Is he wearing the moleskin vest to-night, do you know? I
+was fascinated by it the last time I was here. Aunt Jennie, what is the
+name of this young man--the one I may be compelled to bounce?"
+
+"His name is Queed. Did you ever--?"
+
+"Queed? _Queed_? Q-u-e-e-d?"
+
+"An odd name, isn't it? There were no such people in my day."
+
+"Probably after to-morrow there will be none such once more."
+
+"Mr. Klinker has christened him the little Doctor--a hit at his
+appearance and studious habits, you see--and even the servants have
+taken it up."
+
+"Aunt Jennie," said Sharlee at the door, "when you introduce the little
+Doctor to me, refer to me as your business woman, won't you? Say 'This
+is my niece, Miss Weyland, who looks after my business affairs for me,'
+or something like that, will you? It will explain to him why I, a
+comparative stranger, show such an interest in his financial affairs."
+
+Mrs. Paynter said, "Certainly, my dear," and they went down, the older
+lady disappearing toward the dining-room. In the parlor Sharlee was
+greeted cordially and somewhat respectfully. Major Brooke, who appeared
+to have taken an extra toddy in honor of her coming, or for any other
+reason why, flung aside his newspaper and seized both her hands. Mr.
+Bylash, in the moleskin waistcoat, sure enough, bowed low and referred
+to her agreeably as "stranger," nor did he again return to Miss Miller's
+side on the sofa. That young lady was gay and giggling, but watchful
+withal. When Sharlee was not looking, Miss Miller's eye, rather hard
+now, roved over her ceaselessly from the point of her toe to the top of
+her feather. What was the trick she had, the little way with her, that
+so delightfully unlocked the gates of gentlemen's hearts?
+
+At supper they were lively and gay. The butter and preserves were in
+front of Sharlee, for her to help to; by her side sat Fifi, the young
+daughter of the house. Major Brooke sat at the head of the table and
+carved the Porterhouse, upon which when the eyes of William Klinker
+fell, they irrepressibly shot forth gleams. At the Major's right sat his
+wife, a pale, depressed, nervous woman, as anybody who had lived thirty
+years with the gallant officer her husband had a right to be. She was
+silent, but the Major talked a great deal, not particularly well. Much
+the same may be said of Mr. Bylash and Miss Miller. Across the table
+from Mrs. Brooke stood an empty chair. It belonged to the little
+Doctor, Mr. Queed. Across the table from Sharlee stood another. This one
+belonged to the old professor, Nicolovius. When the meal was well along,
+Nicolovius came in, bowed around the table in his usual formal way, and
+silently took his place. While Sharlee liked everybody in the
+boarding-house, including Miss Miller, Professor Nicolovius was the only
+one of them that she considered at all interesting. This was because of
+his strongly-cut face, like the grand-ducal villain in a
+ten-twenty-thirty melodrama, and his habit of saying savage things in a
+soft, purring voice. He was rude to everybody, and particularly rude, so
+Sharlee thought, to her. As for the little Doctor, he did not come in at
+all. Half-way through supper, Sharlee looked at her aunt and gave a
+meaning glance at the empty seat.
+
+"I don't know what to make of it," said Mrs. Paynter _sotto voce_. "He's
+usually so regular."
+
+To the third floor she dispatched the colored girl Emma, to knock upon
+Mr. Queed's door. Presently Emma returned with the report that she had
+knocked, but could obtain no answer.
+
+"He's probably fallen asleep over his book," murmured Sharlee. "I feel
+certain it's that kind of book."
+
+But Mrs. Paynter said that he rarely slept, even at night.
+
+"... Right on my own front porch, mind you!" Major Brooke was
+declaiming. "And, gentlemen, I shook my finger in his face and said,
+'Sir, I never yet met a Republican who was not a rogue!' Yes, sir, that
+is just what I told him--"
+
+"I'm afraid," said Nicolovius, smoothly,--it was the only word he
+uttered during the meal,--"your remark harrows Miss Weyland with
+reminders of the late Mr. Surface."
+
+The Major stopped short, and a silence fell over the table. It was
+promptly broken by Mrs. Paynter, who invited Mrs. Brooke to have a
+second cup of coffee. Sharlee looked at her plate and said nothing.
+Everybody thought that the old professor's remark was in bad taste, for
+it was generally known that Henry G. Surface was one subject that even
+Miss Weyland's intimate friends never mentioned to her. Nicolovius,
+however, appeared absolutely unconcerned by the boarders' silent rebuke.
+He ate on, rapidly but abstemiously, and finished before Mr. Bylash, who
+had had twenty minutes' start of him.
+
+The last boarder rising drew shut the folding-doors into the parlor,
+while the ladies of the house remained to superintend and assist in
+clearing off the supper things. The last boarder this time was Mr.
+Bylash, who tried without success to catch Miss Weyland's eye as he slid
+to the doors. He hung around in the parlor waiting for her till 8.30, at
+which time, having neither seen nor heard sign of her, he took Miss
+Miller out to the moving-picture shows. In the dining-room, when Emma
+had trayed out the last of the things, the ladies put away the unused
+silver, watered the geranium, set back some of the chairs, folded up the
+white cloth, placing it in the sideboard drawer, spread the pretty
+Turkey-red one in its stead, set the reading lamp upon it; and just then
+the clock struck eight.
+
+"Now then," said Sharlee.
+
+So the three sat down and held a council of war as to how little Doctor
+Queed, the young man who wouldn't pay his board, was to be brought into
+personal contact with Charlotte Lee Weyland, the grim and resolute
+collector. Various stratagems were proposed, amid much merriment. But
+the collector herself adhered to her original idea of a masterly waiting
+game.
+
+"Only trust me," said she. "He can't spend the rest of his life shut up
+in that room in a state of dreadful siege. Hunger or thirst will force
+him out; he'll want to buy some of those apples, or to mail a letter--"
+
+Fifi, who sat on the arm of Sharlee's chair, laughed and coughed. "He
+never writes any. And he never has gotten but one, and that came
+to-night."
+
+"Fifi, did you take your syrup before supper? Well, go and take it this
+minute."
+
+"Mother, it doesn't do any good."
+
+"The doctor gave it to you, my child, and it's going to make you better
+soon."
+
+Sharlee followed Fifi out with troubled eyes. However, Mrs. Paynter at
+once drew her back to the matter in hand.
+
+"Sharlee, do you know what would be the very way to settle this little
+difficulty? To write him a formal, businesslike letter. We'll--"
+
+"No, I've thought of that, Aunt Jennie, and I don't believe it's the
+way. A letter couldn't get to the bottom of the matter. You see, we want
+to find out something about this man, and why he isn't paying, and
+whether there is reason to think he can and will pay. Besides, I think
+he needs a talking to on general principles."
+
+"Well--but how are you going to do it, my dear?"
+
+"Play a Fabian game. Wait!--be stealthy and wait! If he doesn't come out
+of hiding to-night, I'll return for him to-morrow. I'll keep on coming,
+night after night, night after night, n--Some one's knocking--".
+
+"Come in," said Mrs. Paynter, looking up.
+
+The door leading into the hail opened, and the man himself stood upon
+the threshold, looking at them absently.
+
+"May I have some supper, Mrs. Paynter? I was closely engaged and failed
+to notice the time."
+
+Sharlee arose. "Certainly. I'll get you some at once," she answered
+innocently enough. But to herself she was saying: "The Lord has
+delivered him into my hand."
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+ _Encounter between Charlotte Lee Weyland, a Landlady's Agent, and
+ Doctor Queed, a Young Man who wouldn't pay his Board._
+
+
+Sharlee glanced at Mrs. Paynter, who caught herself and said: "Mr.
+Queed, my niece--Miss Weyland."
+
+But over the odious phrase, "my business woman," her lips boggled and
+balked; not to save her life could she bring herself to damn her own
+niece with such an introduction.
+
+Noticing the omission and looking through the reasons for it as through
+window-glass, Sharlee smothered a laugh, and bowed. Mr. Queed bowed, but
+did not laugh or even smile. He drew up a chair at his usual place and
+sat down. As by an involuntary reflex, his left hand dropped toward his
+coat-pocket, whence the top edges of a book could be descried
+protruding. Mrs. Paynter moved vaguely toward the door. As for her
+business woman, she made at once for the kitchen, where Emma and her
+faithful co-worker and mother, Laura, rose from their supper to assist
+her. With her own hands the girl cut a piece of the Porterhouse for Mr.
+Queed. Creamed potatoes, two large spoonfuls, were added; two rolls;
+some batterbread; coffee, which had to be diluted with a little hot
+water to make out the full cup; butter; damson preserves in a saucer:
+all of which duly set forth and arranged on a shiny black "waiter."
+
+"Enough for a whole platform of doctors," said Sharlee, critically
+reviewing the spread. "Thank you, Emma."
+
+She took the tray in both hands and pushed open the swing-doors with her
+side, thus making her ingress to the dining-room in a sort of
+crab-fashion. Mrs. Paynter was gone. Mr. Queed sat alone in the
+dining-room. His book lay open on the table and he was humped over it,
+hand in his hair.
+
+Having set her tray on the side-table, Sharlee came to his side with the
+plate of steak and potatoes. He did not stir, and presently she
+murmured, "I beg your pardon."
+
+He looked up half-startled, not seeming to take in for the first second
+who or what she was.
+
+"Oh ... yes."
+
+He moved his book, keeping his finger in the place, and she set down the
+plate. Next she brought the appurtenances one by one, the butter,
+coffee, and so on. The old mahogany sideboard yielded knife, fork, and
+spoon; salt and pepper; from the right-hand drawer, a fresh napkin.
+These placed, she studied them, racked her brains a moment and, from
+across the table--
+
+"Is there anything else?"
+
+Mr. Queed's eye swept over his equipment with intelligent quickness. "A
+glass of water, please."
+
+"Oh!--Certainly."
+
+Sharlee poured a glass from the battered silver pitcher on the
+side-table--the one that the Yankees threw out of the window in May,
+1862--and duly placed it. Mr. Queed was oblivious to the little
+courtesy. By this time he had propped his book open against the plate of
+rolls and was reading it between cuts on the steak. Beside the plate he
+had laid his watch, an open-faced nickel one about the size of a
+desk-clock.
+
+"Do you think that is everything?"
+
+"I believe that is all."
+
+"Do you remember me?" then asked Sharlee.
+
+He glanced at her briefly through his spectacles, his eyes soon
+returning to his supper.
+
+"I think not."
+
+The girl smiled suddenly, all by herself. "It was my dog that--upset you
+on Main Street this afternoon. You may remember ...? I thought you
+seemed to--to limp a little when you came in just now. I'm awfully
+sorry for the--mishap--"
+
+"It is of no consequence," he said, with some signs of unrest. "I walk
+seldom. Your--pleasure-dog was uninjured, I trust?"
+
+"Thank you. He was never better."
+
+That the appearance of the pleasure-dog's owner as a familiar of his
+boarding-house piqued his curiosity not the slightest was only too
+evident. He bowed, his eyes returning from steak to book.
+
+"I am obliged to you for getting my supper."
+
+If he had said, "Will you kindly go?" his meaning could hardly have been
+more unmistakable. However, Mrs. Paynter's resolute agent held her
+ground. Taking advantage of his gross absorption, she now looked the
+delinquent boarder over with some care. At first glance Mr. Queed looked
+as if he might have been born in a library, where he had unaspiringly
+settled down. To support this impression there were his pallid
+complexion and enormous round spectacles; his dusty air of premature
+age; his general effect of dried-up detachment from his environment. One
+noted, too, the tousled mass of nondescript hair, which he wore about a
+month too long; the necktie-band triumphing over the collar in the back;
+the collar itself, which had a kind of celluloid look and shone with a
+blue unwholesome sheen under the gas-light. On the other hand there was
+the undeniably trim cut of the face, which gave an unexpected and
+contradictory air of briskness. The nose was bold; the long straight
+mouth might have belonged to a man of action. Probably the great
+spectacles were the turning-point in the man's whole effect. You felt
+that if you could get your hands on him long enough to pull those off,
+and cut his hair, you might have an individual who would not so surely
+have been christened the little Doctor.
+
+These details the agent gathered at her leisure. Meantime here was the
+situation, stark and plain; and she, and she alone, must handle it. She
+must tell this young man, so frankly engrossed in his mental and
+material food, which he ate by his watch, that he must fork over four
+times seven-fifty or vacate the premises.... Yes, but how to do it? He
+could not be much older than she herself, but his manner was the most
+impervious, the most impossible that she had ever seen. "I'm grim and
+I'm resolute," she said over to herself; but the splendid defiance of
+the motto failed to quicken her blood. Not even the recollection of the
+month's sponge for board and the house-rent due next week spurred her to
+action. Then she thought of Fifi, whom Mr. Queed had packed off sobbing
+for his good pleasure, and her resolution hardened.
+
+"I'm afraid I must interrupt your reading for a moment," she said
+quietly. "There is something I want to say...."
+
+He glanced up for the second time. There was surprise and some vexation
+in the eyes behind his circular glasses, but no sign of any interest.
+
+"Well?"
+
+"When my aunt introduced you to me just now she did not--did not
+identify me as she should--"
+
+"Really, does it make any difference?"
+
+"Yes, I think it does. You see, I am not only her niece, but her
+business woman, her agent, as well. She isn't very good at business, but
+still she has a good deal of it to be done. She runs this
+boarding-place, and people of various kinds come to her and she takes
+them into her house. Many of these people are entirely unknown to her.
+In this way trouble sometimes arises. For instance people come now and
+then who--how shall I put it?--are very reserved about making their
+board-payments. My aunt hardly knows how to deal with them--"
+
+He interrupted her with a gesture and a glance at his watch. "It always
+seems to me an unnecessary waste of time not to be direct. You have
+called to collect my arrearage for board?"
+
+"Well, yes. I have."
+
+"Please tell your aunt that when I told her to give herself no concern
+about that matter, I exactly meant what I said. To-night I received
+funds through the mail; the sum, twenty dollars. Your aunt," said he,
+obviously ready to return to his reading matter, "shall have it all."
+
+But Sharlee had heard delinquent young men talk like that before, and
+her business platform in these cases was to be introduced to their funds
+direct.
+
+"That would cut down the account nicely," said she, looking at him
+pleasantly, but a shade too hard to imply a beautiful trust. She went on
+much like the firm young lady enumerators who take the census: "By the
+way--let me ask: Have you any regular business or occupation?"
+
+"Not, I suppose, in the sense in which you mean the interrogation."
+
+"Perhaps you have friends in the city, who--"
+
+"Friends! Here! Good Lord--_no!_" said he, with exasperated vehemence.
+
+"I gather," was surprised from her, "that you do not wish--"
+
+"They are the last thing in the world that I desire. My experience in
+that direction in New York quite sufficed me, I assure you. I came
+here," said he, with rather too blunt an implication, "to be let alone."
+
+"I was thinking of references, you know. You have friends in New York,
+then?"
+
+"Yes, I have two. But I doubt if you would regard them as serviceable
+for references. The best of them is only a policeman; the other is a
+yeggman by trade--his brother, by the way."
+
+She was silent a moment, wondering if he were telling the truth, and
+deciding what to say next. The young man used the silence to bolt his
+coffee at a gulp and go hurriedly but deeply into the preserves.
+
+"My aunt will be glad that you can make a remittance to-night. I will
+take it to her for you with pleasure."
+
+"Oh!--All right."
+
+He put his hand into his outer breast-pocket, pulled out an envelope,
+and absently pitched it across the table. She looked at it and saw that
+it was postmarked the city and bore a typewritten address.
+
+"Am I to open this?"
+
+"Oh, as you like," said he, and, removing the spoon, turned a page.
+
+The agent picked up the envelope with anticipations of helpful clues. It
+was her business to find out everything that she could about Mr. Queed.
+A determinedly moneyless, friendless, and vocationless young man could
+not daily stretch his limbs under her aunt's table and retain the Third
+Hall Back against more compensatory guests. But the letter proved a
+grievous disappointment to her. Inside was a folded sheet of cheap white
+paper, apparently torn from a pad. Inside the sheet was a new
+twenty-dollar bill. That was all. Apart from the address, there was no
+writing anywhere.
+
+Yet the crisp greenback, incognito though it came, indubitably suggested
+that Mr. Queed was not an entire stranger to the science of
+money-making.
+
+"Ah," said the agent, insinuatingly, "evidently you have _some_
+occupation, after all--of--of a productive sort...."
+
+He looked up again with that same air of vexed surprise, as much as to
+say: "What! You still hanging around!"
+
+"I don't follow you, I fear."
+
+"I assume that this money comes to you in payment for some--work you
+have done--"
+
+"It is an assumption, certainly."
+
+"You can appreciate, perhaps, that I am not idly inquisitive. I
+shouldn't--"
+
+"What is it that you wish to know?"
+
+"As to this money--"
+
+"Really, you know as much about it as I do. It came exactly as I handed
+it to you: the envelope, the blank paper, and the bill."
+
+"But you know, of course, where it comes from?"
+
+"I can't say I do. Evidently," said Mr. Queed, "it is intended as a
+gift."
+
+"Then--perhaps you have a good friend here after all? Some one who has
+guessed--"
+
+"I think I told you that I have but two friends, and I know for a
+certainty that they are both in New York. Besides, neither of them would
+give me twenty dollars."
+
+"But--but--but," said the girl, laughing through her utter
+bewilderment--"aren't you interested to know who _did_ give it to you?
+Aren't you _curious?_ I assure you that in this city it's not a bit
+usual to get money through the mails from anonymous admirers--"
+
+"Nor did I say that this was a usual case. I told you that I didn't
+_know_ who sent me this."
+
+"Exactly--"
+
+"But I have an idea. I think my father sent it."
+
+"Oh! Your father ..."
+
+So he had a father, an eccentric but well-to-do father, who, though not
+a friend, yet sent in twenty dollars now and then to relieve his son's
+necessities. Sharlee felt her heart rising.
+
+"Don't think me merely prying. You see I am naturally interested in the
+question of whether you--will find yourself able to stay on here--"
+
+"You refer to my ability to make my board payments?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+Throughout this dialogue, Mr. Queed had been eating, steadily and
+effectively. Now he slid his knife and fork into place with a pained
+glance at his watch; and simultaneously a change came over his face, a
+kind of tightening, shot through with Christian fortitude, which plainly
+advertised an unwelcome resolution.
+
+"My supper allowance of time," he began warningly, "is practically up.
+However, I suppose the definite settlement of this board question cannot
+be postponed further. I must not leave you under any misapprehensions.
+If this money came from my father, it is the first I ever had from him
+in my life. Whether I am to get any more from him is problematical, to
+say the least. Due consideration must be given the fact that he and I
+have never met."
+
+"Oh!... Does--he live here, in the city?"
+
+"I have some reason to believe that he does. It is indeed," Mr. Queed
+set forth to his landlady's agent, "because of that belief that I have
+come here. I have assumed, with good grounds, that he would promptly
+make himself known to me, take charge of things, and pay my board; but
+though I have been here nearly a month, he has so far made not the
+slightest move in that direction, unless we count this letter. Possibly
+he leaves it to me to find him, but I, on my part, have no time to spare
+for any such undertaking. I make the situation clear to you? Under the
+circumstances I cannot promise you a steady revenue from my father. On
+the other hand, for all that I know, it may be his plan to send me money
+regularly after this."
+
+There was a brief pause. "But--apart from the money consideration--have
+you no interest in finding him?"
+
+"Oh--if that is all one asks! But it happens not to be a mere question
+of my personal whim. Possibly you can appreciate the fact that finding a
+father is a tremendous task when you have no idea where he lives, or
+what he looks like, or what name he may be using. My time is wholly
+absorbed by my own work. I have none to give to a wild-goose chase such
+as that, on the mere chance that, if found, he would agree to pay my
+board for the future."
+
+If he had been less in earnest he would have been grotesque. As it was,
+Sharlee was by no means sure that he escaped it; and she could not keep
+a controversial note out of her voice as she said:--
+
+"Yours must be a very great work to make you view the finding of your
+father in that way."
+
+"The greatest in the world," he answered, drily. "I may call it,
+loosely, evolutionary sociology."
+
+She was so silent after this, and her expression was so peculiar, that
+he concluded that his words conveyed nothing to her.
+
+"The science," he added kindly, "which treats of the origin, nature, and
+history of human society; analyzes the relations of men in organized
+communities; formulates the law or laws of social progress and
+permanence; and correctly applies these laws to the evolutionary
+development of human civilization."
+
+"I am familiar with the terms. And your ambition is to become a great
+evolutionary sociologist?"
+
+He smiled faintly. "To become one?"
+
+"Oh! Then you are one already?"
+
+For answer, Mr. Queed dipped his hand into his inner pocket, produced a
+large wallet, and from a mass of papers selected a second envelope.
+
+"You mention references. Possibly these will impress you as even better
+than friends."
+
+Sharlee, seated on the arm of Major Brooke's chair, ran through the
+clippings: two advertisements of a well-known "heavy" review announcing
+articles by Mr. Queed; a table of contents torn from a year-old number
+of the _Political Science Quarterly_ to the same effect; an editorial
+from a New York newspaper commenting on one of these articles and
+speaking laudatorily of its author; a private letter from the editor of
+the "heavy" urging Mr. Queed to write another article on a specified
+subject, "Sociology and Socialism."
+
+To Sharlee the exhibit seemed surprisingly formidable, but the wonder in
+her eyes was not at that. Her marvel was for the fact that the man who
+was capable of so cruelly elbowing little Fifi out of his way should be
+counted a follower of the tenderest and most human of sciences.
+
+"They impress me," she said, returning his envelope; "but not as better
+than friends."
+
+"Ah? A matter of taste. Now--"
+
+"I had always supposed," continued the girl, looking at him, "that
+sociology had a close relation with life--in fact, that it was based on
+a conscious recognition of--the brotherhood of man."
+
+"Your supposition is doubtless sound, though you express it so loosely."
+
+"Yet you feel that the sociologist has no such relation?"
+
+He glanced up sharply. At the subtly hostile look in her eyes, his
+expression became, for the first time, a little interested.
+
+"How do you deduce that?"
+
+"Oh!... It is loose, if you like--but I deduce it from what you have
+said--and implied--about your father and--having friends."
+
+But what she thought of, most of all, was the case of Fifi.
+
+She stood across the table, facing him, looking down at him; and there
+was a faintly heightened color in her cheeks. Her eyes were the clearest
+lapis lazuli, heavily fringed with lashes which were blacker than
+Egypt's night. Her chin was finely and strongly cut; almost a masculine
+chin, but unmasculinely softened by the sweetness of her mouth.
+
+Mr. Queed eyed her with some impatience through his round spectacles.
+
+"You apparently jumble together the theory and what you take to be the
+application of a science in the attempt to make an impossible unit.
+Hence your curious confusion. Theory and application are as totally
+distinct as the poles. The few must discover for the many to use. My own
+task--since the matter appears to interest you--is to work out the laws
+of human society for those who come after to practice and apply."
+
+"And suppose those who come after feel the same unwillingness to
+practice and apply that you, let us say, feel?"
+
+"It becomes the business of government to persuade them."
+
+"And if government shirks also? What is government but the common
+expression of masses of individuals very much like yourself?"
+
+"There you return, you see, to your fundamental error. There are very
+few individuals in the least like me. I happen to be writing a book of
+great importance, not to myself merely, but to posterity. If I fail to
+finish my book, if I am delayed in finishing it, I can hardly doubt that
+the world will be the loser. This is not a task like organizing a
+prolonged search for one's father, or dawdling with friends, which a
+million men can do equally well. I alone can write my book. Perhaps you
+now grasp my duty of concentrating all my time and energy on this single
+work and ruthlessly eliminating whatever interferes with it."
+
+The girl found his incredible egoism at once amusing and extremely
+exasperating.
+
+"Have you ever thought," she asked, "that thousands of other
+self-absorbed men have considered their own particular work of supreme
+importance, and that most of them have been--mistaken?"
+
+"Really I have nothing to do with other men's mistakes. I am responsible
+only for my own."
+
+"And that is why it is a temptation to suggest that conceivably you had
+made one here."
+
+"But you find difficulty in suggesting such a thought convincingly? That
+is because I have not conceivably made any such mistake. A Harvey must
+discover the theory of the circulation of the blood; it is the business
+of lesser men to apply the discovery to practical ends. It takes a
+Whitney to invent the cotton gin, but the dullest negro roustabout can
+operate it. Why multiply illustrations of a truism? Theory, you
+perceive, calls for other and higher gifts than application. The man who
+can formulate the eternal laws of social evolution can safely leave it
+to others to put his laws into practice."
+
+Sharlee gazed at him in silence, and he returned her gaze, his face
+wearing a look of the rankest complacence that she had ever seen upon a
+human countenance. But all at once his eyes fell upon his watch, and his
+brow clouded.
+
+"Meantime," he went on abruptly, "there remains the question of my
+board."
+
+"Yes.... Do I understand that you--derive your living from these social
+laws that you write up for others to practice?"
+
+"Oh, no--impossible! There is no living to be made there. When my book
+comes out there may be a different story, but that is two years and ten
+months off. Every minute taken from it for the making of money is, as
+you may now understand, decidedly unfortunate. Still," he added
+depressedly, "I must arrange to earn something, I suppose, since my
+father's assistance is so problematical. I worked for money in New York,
+for awhile."
+
+"Oh--did you?"
+
+"Yes, I helped a lady write a thesaurus."
+
+"Oh...."
+
+"It was a mere fad with her. I virtually wrote the work for her and
+charged her five dollars an hour." He looked at her narrowly. "Do you
+happen to know of any one here who wants work of that sort done?"
+
+The agent did not answer. By a series of covert glances she had been
+trying to learn, upside down, what it was that Mr. Queed was reading.
+"Sociology," she had easily picked out, but the chapter heading, on the
+opposite page, was more troublesome, and, deeply absorbed, she had now
+just succeeded in deciphering it. The particular division of his subject
+in which Mr. Queed was so much engrossed was called "Man's Duty to His
+Neighbors."
+
+Struck by the silence, Sharlee looked up with a small start, and the
+faintest possible blush. "I beg your pardon?"
+
+"I asked if you knew of any lady here, a wealthy one, who would like to
+write a thesaurus as a fad."
+
+The girl was obliged to admit that, at the moment, she could think of no
+such person. But her mind fastened at once on the vulgar, hopeful fact
+that the unsocial sociolologist wanted a job.
+
+"That's unfortunate," said Mr. Queed. "I suppose I must accept a little
+regular, very remunerative work--to settle this board question once and
+for all. An hour or two a day, at most. However, it is not easy to lay
+one's hand on such work in a strange city."
+
+"Perhaps," said Miss Weyland slowly, "I can help you."
+
+"I'm sure I hope so," said he with another flying glance at his watch.
+"That is what I have been approaching for seven minutes."
+
+"Don't you always find it an unnecessary waste of time not to be
+direct?"
+
+He sat, slightly frowning, impatiently fingering the pages of his book.
+The hit bounded off him like a rubber ball thrown against the Great Wall
+of China.
+
+"Well?" he demanded. "What have you to propose?"
+
+The agent sat down in a chair across the table, William Klinker's chair,
+and rested her chin upon her shapely little hand. The other shapely
+little hand toyed with the crisp twenty dollar bill, employing it to
+trace geometric designs upon the colored table-cloth. Mr. Queed had
+occasion to consult his watch again before she raised her head.
+
+"I propose," she said, "that you apply for some special editorial work
+on the _Post_."
+
+"The _Post_? The _Post_? The morning newspaper here?"
+
+"One of them."
+
+He laughed, actually laughed. It was a curious, slow laugh, betraying
+that the muscles which accomplished it were flabby for want of exercise.
+
+"And who writes the editorials on the _Post_ now?"
+
+"A gentleman named Colonel Cowles--"
+
+"Ah! His articles on taxation read as if they might have been written by
+a military man. I happened to read one the day before yesterday. It was
+most amusing--"
+
+"Excuse me. Colonel Cowles is a friend of mine--"
+
+"What has that got to do with his political economy? If he is your
+friend, then I should say that you have a most amusing friend."
+
+Sharlee rose, decidedly irritated. "Well--that is my suggestion. I
+believe you will find it worth thinking over, Good-night."
+
+"The _Post_ pays its contributors well, I suppose?"
+
+"That you would have to take up with its owners."
+
+"Clearly the paper needs the services of an expert--though, of course, I
+could not give it much time, only enough to pay for my keep. The
+suggestion is not a bad one--not at all. As to applying, as you call it,
+is this amiable Colonel Cowles the person to be seen?"
+
+"Yes. No--wait a minute." She had halted in her progress to the door;
+her mind's eye conjured up a probable interview between the Colonel and
+the scientist, and she hardly had the heart to let it go at that.
+Moreover, she earnestly wished, for Mrs. Paynter's reasons, that the
+tenant of the third hall back should become associated with the
+pay-envelope system of the city. "Listen," she went on. "I know one of
+the directors of the _Post_, and shall be glad to speak to him in your
+behalf. Then, if there is an opening, I'll send you, through my aunt, a
+card of introduction to him and you can go to see him."
+
+"Couldn't he come to see me? I am enormously busy."
+
+"So is he. I doubt if you could expect him to--"
+
+"H'm. Very well. I am obliged to you for your suggestion. Of course I
+shall take no step in the matter until I hear from you."
+
+"Good-evening," said the agent, icily.
+
+He bowed slightly in answer to the salute, uttering no further word; for
+him the interview ended right there, cleanly and satisfactorily. From
+the door the girl glanced back. Mr. Queed had drawn his heavy book
+before him, pencil in hand, and was once more engrossed in the study and
+annotation of "Man's Duty to His Neighbors."
+
+In the hail Sharlee met Fifi, who was tipping toward the dining-room to
+discover, by the frank method of ear and keyhole, how the grim and
+resolute collector was faring.
+
+"You're still alive, Sharlee! Any luck?"
+
+"The finest in the world, darling! Twenty dollars in the hand and a
+remunerative job for him in the bush."
+
+Fifi did a few steps of a minuet. "Hooray!" said she in her weak little
+voice.
+
+Sharlee put her arms around the child's neck and said in her ear: "Fifi,
+be very gentle with that young man. He's the most pitiful little
+creature I ever saw."
+
+"Why," said Fifi, "I don't think he feels that way at all--"
+
+"Don't you see that's just what makes him so infinitely pathetic? He's
+the saddest little man in the world, and it has never dawned on him."
+
+It was not till some hours later, when she was making ready for bed in
+her own room, that it occurred to Sharlee that there was something odd
+in this advice to her little cousin. For she had started out with the
+intention to tell Mr. Queed that he must be very gentle with Fifi.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+ _Relating how Two Stars in their Courses fought for Mr. Queed; and
+ how he accepted Remunerative Employment under Colonel Cowles, the
+ Military Political Economist._
+
+
+The stars in their courses fought for Mr. Queed in those days. Somebody
+had to fight for him, it seemed, since he was so little equipped to
+fight for himself, and the stars kindly undertook the assignment. Not
+merely had he attracted the militant services of the bright little
+celestial body whose earthly agent was Miss Charlotte Lee Weyland; but
+this little body chanced to be one of a system or galaxy, associated
+with and exercising a certain power, akin to gravitation, over that
+strong and steady planet known among men as Charles Gardiner West. And
+the very next day, the back of the morning's mail being broken, the
+little star used some of its power to draw the great planet to the
+telephone, while feeling, in a most unstellar way, that it was a
+decidedly cheeky thing to do. However, nothing could have exceeded the
+charming radiance of Planet West, and it was he himself who introduced
+the topic of Mr. Queed, by inquiring, in mundane language, whether or
+not he had been fired.
+
+"No!" laughed the star. "Instead of firing him, I'm now bent on _hiring_
+him. Oh, you'd better not laugh! It's to you I want to hire him!"
+
+But at that the shining Planet laughed the more.
+
+"What have I done to be worthy of this distinction? Also, what can I do
+with him? To paraphrase his own inimitable remark about your dog, what
+is the object of a man like that? What is he for?"
+
+Sharlee dilated on the renown of Mr. Queed as a writer upon abstruse
+themes. Mr. West was not merely agreeable; he was interested. It seemed
+that at the very last meeting of the _Post_ directors--to which body Mr.
+West had been elected at the stockholders' meeting last June--it had
+been decided that Colonel Cowles should have a little help in the
+editorial department. The work was growing; the Colonel was ageing. The
+point had been to find the help. Who knew but what this little highbrow
+was the very man they were looking for?
+
+"I'll call on him--at your aunt's, shall I?--to-day if I can. Why, not a
+bit of it! The thanks are quite the other way. He may turn out another
+Charles A. Dana, cleverly disguised. When are you going to have another
+half-holiday up there?"
+
+Sharlee left the telephone thinking that Mr. West was quite the nicest
+man she knew. Ninety-nine men out of a hundred, in his position, would
+have said, "Send him to see me." Mr. West had said, "I'll call on him at
+your aunt's," and had absolutely refused to pose as the gracious
+dispenser of patronage. However, a great many people shared Sharlee's
+opinion of Charles Gardiner West. One of them walked into his office at
+that very moment, also petitioning for something, and West received him
+with just that same unaffected pleasantness of manner which everybody
+found so agreeable. But this one's business, as it happened, completely
+knocked from Mr. West's head the matter of Mr. Queed. In fact, he never
+gave it another thought. The following night he went to New York with a
+little party of friends, chiefly on pleasure bent; and, having no
+particularly frugal mind, permitted himself a very happy day or so in
+the metropolis. Hence it happened that Sharlee, learning from her aunt
+that no Post directors had called forcing remunerative work on Mr.
+Queed, made it convenient, about five days after the telephone
+conversation, to meet Mr. West upon the street, quite by accident. Any
+girl can tell you how it is done.
+
+"Oh, by the way," she said in the most casual way, "shall I send my
+little Doctor Queed to call upon you some day?"
+
+West was agreeably contrite; abused himself for a shiftless lackwit who
+was slated for an unwept grave; promised to call that very day; and,
+making a memorandum the instant he got back to the office, this time did
+not fail to keep his word.
+
+Not that Mr. Queed had been inconvenienced by the little delay. The
+minute after his landlady's agent left him, he had become immersed in
+that great work of his, and there by day and night, he had remained.
+Having turned over to the agent the full responsibility for finding work
+for him, he no longer had to bother his head about it. The whole matter
+dropped gloriously from his mind; he read, wrote, and avoided practicing
+sociology with tremendous industry; and thus he might have gone on for
+no one knows how long had there not, at five o'clock on the fifth day,
+come a knock upon his door.
+
+"Well?" he called, annoyed.
+
+Emma came in with a card. The name, at which the young man barely
+glanced, conveyed nothing to him.
+
+"Well? What does he want?"
+
+Emma did not know.
+
+"Oh!" said Mr. Queed, irritably--"tell him to come up, if he must."
+
+The _Post_ director came up--two flights; he knocked; was curtly bidden
+to enter; did so.
+
+He stepped into one of the smallest rooms he had ever seen in his life;
+about nine by five-and-a-half, he thought. A tiny single bed ran along
+one side of it; jammed against the foot of the bed was a tiny table. A
+tiny chair stood at the table; behind the chair stood a tiny bureau;
+beside the bureau, the tiniest little iron wash-stand in the world. In
+the chair sat a man, not tiny, indeed, but certainly nobody's prize
+giant. He sat in a kind of whirling tempest of books and papers, and he
+rode absorbedly in the whirlwind and majestically directed the storm.
+
+West was intensely interested. "Mr. Queed?" he asked, from just inside
+the door.
+
+"Yes," said the other, not looking up. "What can I do for you?"
+
+West burst out laughing; he couldn't help it.
+
+"Maybe you can do a great deal, Mr. Queed. On the other hand maybe I can
+do some little trifle for you. Which leg the boot is on nobody on earth
+can say at this juncture. I have ventured to call," said he, "as an
+ambassador from the morning _Post_ of this city."
+
+"The _Post_?"
+
+The name instantly started Queed's memory to working; he recalled
+something about the _Post_--as yet, so it happened, only the copy of it
+he had read; and he turned and looked around with slow professorial
+amusement kindling in his eyes.
+
+"Ah!" said he. "Possibly you are Colonel Cowles, the military political
+economist?"
+
+West was more amused than ever. "No," said he, "on the contrary, West is
+the name, C.G. West--to correspond, you know, with the one on that card
+you have in your hand. I'll sit down here on the bed--shall I?--so that
+we can talk more comfortably. Sitting does help the flow of ideas so
+remarkably, don't you find? I am trespassing on your time," said he, "at
+the suggestion of--an acquaintance of yours, who has been telling me
+great things about your work."
+
+Queed looked completely puzzled.
+
+"The _Post_, Mr. Queed," went on West agreeably, "is always looking for
+men who can do exceptional work. Therefore, I have come to consider with
+you whether we might not make an arrangement to our mutual advantage."
+
+At that the whole thing came back to the young man. He had agreed to
+take light remunerative work to pay his board, and now the day of
+reckoning was at hand. His heart grew heavy within him.
+
+"Well," said he, exactly as he had said to the agent, "what have you to
+propose?"
+
+"I thought of proposing, first, that you give me some idea of what you
+have done and can do on lines useful for a daily newspaper. How does
+that method of procedure strike you?"
+
+Queed produced his celebrated envelope of clippings. Also he hunted up
+one or two stray cuttings which proved to be editorials he had written
+on assignment, for a New York newspaper. West ran through them with
+intelligent quickness.
+
+"I say! These are rather fine, you know. This article on the income tax
+now--just right!--just the sort of thing!"
+
+Queed sat with his hand clamped on his head, which was aching rather
+badly, as indeed it did about three fourths of the time.
+
+"Oh, yes," he said wearily.
+
+"I take off my hat to you!" added West presently. "You're rather out of
+my depth here, but at least I know enough political economy to know what
+is good."
+
+He looked at Queed, smiling, very good-humored and gay, and Queed looked
+back at him, not very good-humored and anything but gay. Doubtless it
+would have surprised the young Doctor very much to know that West was
+feeling sorry for him just then, for at that moment he was feeling sorry
+for West.
+
+"Now look here," said West.
+
+He explained how the _Post_ desired a man to write sleep-inducing
+fillers--"occasional articles of weight and authority" was the way he
+put it--and wanted to know if such an opening would interest Mr. Queed.
+Queed said he supposed so, provided the _Post_ took little of his time
+and paid his board in return for it. West had no doubt that everything
+could be satisfactorily arranged.
+
+"Colonel Cowles is the man who hires and fires," he explained. "Go to
+see him in a day or two, will you? Meantime, I'll tell him all about
+you."
+
+Presently West smiled himself out, leaving Queed decidedly relieved at
+the brief reprieve. He had been harried by the fear that his visitor
+would insist on his stopping to produce an article or so while he
+waited. However, the time had come when the inevitable had to be faced.
+His golden privacy must be ravished for the grim god of bread and meat.
+The next afternoon he put on his hat with a bad grace, and went forth to
+seek Colonel Cowles, editor-in-chief of the leading paper in the State.
+
+The morning _Post_ was an old paper, which had been in the hands of a
+single family from A.D. 1846 till only the other day. It had been a
+power during the war, a favorite mouthpiece of President Davis. It had
+stood like a wall during the cruelties of Reconstruction; had fought the
+good fight for white man's rule; had crucified carpet-baggism and
+scalawaggery upon a cross of burning adjective. Later it had labored
+gallantly for Tilden; denounced Hayes as a robber; idolized Cleveland;
+preached free trade with pure passion; swallowed free silver; stood
+"regular," though not without grimaces, through Bryanism. The _Post_
+was, in short, a paper with an honorable history, and everybody felt a
+kind of affection for it. The plain fact remained, however, that within
+recent years a great many worthy persons had acquired the habit of
+reading the more hustling _State_.
+
+The _Post_, not to put too fine a point upon it, had for a time run fast
+to seed. The third generation of its owners had lost their money, mostly
+in land speculations in the suburbs of New York City, and in the State
+of Oregon. You could have thrown a brick from their office windows and
+hit far better land speculations, but they had the common fault of
+believing that things far away from home are necessarily and always the
+best. The demand rose for bigger, fatter newspapers, with comic sections
+and plenty of purple ink, and the _Post's_ owners found themselves
+unable to supply it. In fact they had to retort by mortgaging their
+property to the hilt and cutting expenses to rock-bottom. These were
+dark days for the _Post_. That it managed to survive them at all was due
+chiefly to the personality of Colonel Cowles, who, though doubtless
+laughable as a political economist, was yet considered to have his good
+points. But the Hercules-labor grew too heavy even for him, and the
+paper was headed straight for the auctioneer's block when new interests
+suddenly stepped in and bought it. These interests, consisting largely
+of progressive men of the younger generation, thoroughly overhauled and
+reorganized the property, laid in the needed purple ink, and were now
+gradually driving the old paper back to the dividend-paying point again.
+
+Colonel Cowles, whose services had, of course, been retained, was of the
+old school of journalism, editor and manager, too. Very little went into
+the _Post_ that he had not personally vised in the proof: forty galleys
+a night were child's play to him. Managing editor there was none but
+himself; the city editor was his mere office-boy and mouthpiece; even
+the august business manager, who mingled with great advertisers on equal
+terms, was known to take orders from him. In addition the Colonel wrote
+three columns of editorials every day. Of these editorials it is enough
+to say at this point that there were people who liked them.
+
+Toward this dominant personality, the reluctant applicant for work now
+made his way. He cut an absent-minded figure upon the street, did Mr.
+Queed, but this time he made his crossings without mishap. Undisturbed
+by dogs, he landed at the _Post_ building, and in time blundered into a
+room described as "Editorial" on the glass-door. A friendly young girl
+sitting there, pounding away on a typewriter, referred him to the next
+office, and the young man, opening the connecting door without knocking,
+passed inside.
+
+A full-bodied, gray-headed, gray-mustached man sat in his shirt-sleeves
+behind a great table, writing with a very black pencil in a large
+sprawling hand. He glanced up as the door opened.
+
+"Colonel Cowles?"
+
+"I am the man, sir. How may I serve you?"
+
+Queed laid on the table the card West had given him with a pencilled
+line of introduction.
+
+"Oh--Mr. Queed! Certainly--certainly. Sit down, sir. I have been
+expecting you.--Let me get those papers out of your way."
+
+Colonel Cowles had a heavy jaw and rather too rubicund a complexion. He
+looked as if apoplexy would get him some day. However, his head was like
+a lion's of the tribe of Judah; his eye was kindly; his manner
+dignified, courteous, and charming. Queed had decided not to set the
+Colonel right in his views on taxation; it would mean only a useless
+discussion which would take time. To the older gentleman's polite
+inquiries relative to his impressions of the city and so forth, he for
+the same reason gave the briefest possible replies. But the Colonel, no
+apostle of the doctrine that time is far more than money, went off into
+a long monologue, kindly designed to give the young stranger some idea
+of his new surroundings and atmosphere.
+
+"... Look out there, sir. It is like that all day long--a double stream
+of people always pouring by. I have looked out of these windows for
+twenty-five years, and it was very different in the old days. I remember
+when the cows used to come tinkling down around that corner at
+milking-time. A twelve-story office building will rise there before
+another year. We have here the finest city and the finest State in the
+Union. You come to them, sir, at a time of exceptional interest. We are
+changing fast, leaping forward very fast. I do not hold with those who
+take all change to be progress, but God grant that our feet are set in
+the right path. No section of the country is moving more rapidly, or, as
+I believe, with all our faults, to better ends than this. My own eyes
+have seen from these windows a broken town, stagnant in trade and
+population and rich only in memories, transform itself into the splendid
+thriving city you see before you. Our faces, too long turned backward,
+are set at last toward the future. From one end of the State to another
+the spirit of honorable progress is throbbing through our people. We
+have revolutionized and vastly improved our school system. We have
+wearied of mud-holes and are laying the foundations of a network of
+splendid roads. We are doing wonders for the public health. Our farmers
+are learning to practice the new agriculture--with plenty of lime, sir,
+plenty of lime. They grasp the fact that corn at a hundred bushels to
+the acre is no dream, but the most vital of realities. Our young men who
+a generation ago left us for the irrigated lands of your Northwest, are
+at last understanding that the finest farmlands in the country are at
+their doors for half the price. With all these changes has come a
+growing independence in political thought. The old catchwords and bogies
+have lost their power. We no longer think that whatever wears the
+Democratic tag is necessarily right. We no longer measure every
+Republican by Henry G. Surface. We no longer ..."
+
+Queed, somewhat interested in spite of himself, and tolerably familiar
+with history, interrupted to ask who Henry G. Surface might be. The
+question brought the Colonel up with a jolt.
+
+"Ah, well," said he presently, with a wave of his hand, "you will hear
+that story soon enough." He was silent a moment, and then added, sadly
+and somewhat sternly: "Young man, I have reserved one count in the
+total, the biggest and best, for the last. Keep your ear and eye
+open--and I mean the inner ear and eye as well as the outer--keep your
+mind open, above all keep your heart open, and it will be given you to
+understand that we have here the bravest, the sweetest, and the
+kindliest people in the world. The Lord has been good to you to send you
+among them. This is the word of a man in the late evening of life to one
+in the hopeful morning. You will take it, I hope, without offense. Are
+you a Democrat, sir?"
+
+"I am a political economist."
+
+The Colonel smiled. "Well said, sir. Science knows no party lines. Your
+chosen subject rises above the valley of partisanry where we old
+wheel-horses plod--stinging each other in the dust, as the poet finely
+says. Mr. West has told me of your laurels."
+
+He went on to outline the business side of what the _Post_ had to
+offer. Queed found himself invited to write a certain number of
+editorial articles, not to exceed six a week, under the Colonel's
+direction. He had his choice of working on space, at the rate of five
+dollars per column, payment dependent upon publication; or of drawing a
+fixed honorarium of ten dollars per week, whether called on for the
+stipulated six articles or for no articles at all. Queed decided to
+accept the fixed honorarium, hoping that there would be many weeks when
+he would be called on for no articles at all. A provisional arrangement
+to run a month was agreed upon.
+
+"I have," said the Colonel, "already sketched out some work for you to
+begin on. The legislature meets here in January. It is important to the
+State that our whole tax-system should be overhauled and reformed. The
+present system is a mere crazy-quilt, unsatisfactory in a thousand ways.
+I suggest that you begin with a careful study of the law, making
+yourself familiar with--"
+
+"I am already familiar with it."
+
+"Ah! And what do you think of it?"
+
+"It is grotesque."
+
+"Good! I like a clean-cut expression of opinion such as that, sir. Now
+tell me your criticisms on the law as it stands, and what you suggest as
+remedies."
+
+Queed did so briefly, expertly. The Colonel was considerably impressed
+by his swift, searching summaries.
+
+"We may go right ahead," said he. "I wish you would block out a series
+of articles--eight, ten, or twelve, as you think best--designed to
+prepare the public mind for a thorough-going reform and point the way
+that the reform should take. Bring this schedule to me to-morrow, if you
+will be so good, and we will go over it together."
+
+Queed, privately amused at the thought of Colonel Cowles's revising his
+views on taxation, rose to go.
+
+"By the bye," said the Colonel, unluckily struck by a thought, "I myself
+wrote a preliminary article on tax reform a week or so ago, meaning to
+follow it up with others later on. Perhaps you had best read that
+before--"
+
+"I have already read it."
+
+"Ah! How did it strike you?"
+
+"You ask me that?"
+
+"Certainly," said Colonel Cowles, a little surprised.
+
+"Well, since you ask me, I will say that I thought it rather amusing."
+
+The Colonel looked nettled. He was by nature a choleric man, but in his
+age he had learned the futility of disputation and affray, and nowadays
+kept a tight rein upon himself.
+
+"You are frank sir--'tis a commendable quality. Doubtless your work will
+put my own poor efforts to the blush."
+
+"I shall leave you to judge of that, Colonel Cowles."
+
+The Colonel, abandoning his hospitable plan of inviting his new
+assistant to sup with him at the club, bowed with dignity, and Queed
+eagerly left him. Glancing at his watch in the elevator, the young man
+figured that the interview, including going and coming, would stand him
+in an hour's time, which was ten minutes more than he had allowed for
+it.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+ _Selections from Contemporary Opinions of Mr. Queed; also
+ concerning Henry G. Surface, his Life and Deeds; of Fifi, the
+ Landlady's Daughter, and how she happened to look up Altruism in
+ the Dictionary_.
+
+
+A month later, one icy afternoon, Charles Gardiner West ran into Colonel
+Cowles at the club, where the Colonel, a lone widower, repaired each day
+at six P.M., there to talk over the state of the Union till nine-thirty.
+
+"Colonel," said West, dropping into a chair, "man to man, what is your
+opinion of Doctor Queed's editorials?"
+
+"They are unanswerable," said the Colonel, and consulted his favorite
+ante-prandial refreshment.
+
+West laughed. "Yes, but from the standpoint of the general public,
+Constant Reader, Pro Bono Publico, and all that?"
+
+"No subscriber will ever be angered by them."
+
+"Would you say that they helped the editorial page or not?"
+
+"They lend to it an academic elegance, a scientific stateliness, a
+certain grand and austere majesty--"
+
+"Colonel, I asked you for your opinion of those articles."
+
+"Damn it, sir," roared the Colonel, "I've never read one."
+
+Later West repeated the gist of this conversation to Miss Weyland, who
+ornamented with him a tiny dinner given that evening at the home of
+their very good friends, Mr. and Mrs. Stewart Byrd.
+
+It was a beautiful little dinner, as befitted the hospitable distinction
+of the givers. The Stewart Byrds were hosts among a thousand. In him, as
+it further happens, West (himself the beau ideal of so many) had from
+long ago recognized his own paragon and pattern; a worthy one, indeed,
+this tall young man whose fine abilities and finer faiths were already
+writing his name so large upon the history of his city. About the
+dim-lit round of his table there were gathered but six this evening,
+including the host and hostess; the others, besides Sharlee Weyland and
+West, being Beverley Byrd and Miss Avery: the youngest of the four Byrd
+brothers, and heir with them to one of the largest fortunes in the
+State; and the only daughter of old Avery, who came to us from Mauch
+Chunk, Pa., his money preceding him in a special train of box cars,
+especially invented for the transportation of Pennsylvania millions to
+places where the first families congregate.
+
+"And I had to confess that I'd never read one either. I did begin one,"
+said West--"it was called 'Elementary Principles of Incidence and
+Distribution,' I remember--but the hour was eleven-thirty and I fell
+asleep."
+
+"I know exactly how you felt about it," said Sharlee, "for I have read
+them all--_moi!_"
+
+He looked at her with boundless admiration. "His one reader!"
+
+"There are two of us, if you please. I think of getting up a
+club--Associated Sons and Daughters of Mr. Queed's Faithful Followers;
+President, Me. I'll make the other member Secretary, for he is
+experienced in that work. He's at present Secretary of the Tax Reform
+League in New York. Did Colonel Cowles show you the wonderful letter
+that came from him, asking the name of the man who was writing the
+_Post's_ masterly tax articles, et cetera, et cetera?"
+
+"No--really! But tell me, how have you, as President, enjoyed them?"
+
+"I haven't understood a single word in any of them. Where on earth did
+he dig up his fearful vocabulary? Yet it is the plain duty of both of us
+to read these articles: you as one of his employers, I as the shrewd
+landlady's agent who keeps a watchful eye upon the earning power of her
+boarders."
+
+West mused. "He has a wonderful genius for crushing all the interest out
+of any subject he touches, hasn't he? Yet manifestly the first duty of
+an editorial is to get itself read. How old do you think he is?"
+
+"Oh--anywhere from twenty-five to--forty-seven."
+
+"He'll be twenty-four this month. I see him sometimes at the office, you
+know, where he still treats me like an intrusive subscription agent. In
+some ways, he is undoubtedly the oldest man in the world. In another way
+he hasn't any age at all. Spiritually he is unborn--he simply doesn't
+exist at all. I diagnose his complaint as ingrowing egoism of a
+singularly virulent variety."
+
+It was beyond Sharlee's power to controvert this diagnosis. Mr. Queed
+had in fact impressed her as the most frankly and grossly self-centred
+person she had ever seen in her life. But unlike West, her uppermost
+feeling in regard to him was a strong sense of pity. She knew things
+about his life that West did not know and probably never would. For
+though the little Doctor of Mrs. Paynter's had probably not intended to
+give her a confidence, and certainly had no right to do so, she had thus
+regarded what he said to her in the dining-room that night, and of his
+pathetic situation in regard to a father she never meant to say a word
+to anybody.
+
+"I sized him up for a remarkable man," said she, "when I saw the
+wonderful way he sat upon his hat that afternoon. Don't you remember? He
+struck me then as the most natural, unconscious, and direct human being
+I ever saw--don't you think that?--and now think of his powers of
+concentration. All his waking time, except what he gives to the _Post_,
+goes to that awful book of his. He is ridiculous now because his theory
+of life is ridiculous. But suppose it popped into his head some day to
+switch all that directness and concentrated energy in some other
+direction. Don't you think he might be rather a formidable young
+person?"
+
+West conceded that there might be something in that. And happening to
+glance across the flower-sweet table at the moment, he was adroitly
+detached and re-attached by the superbly "finished" Miss Avery.
+
+The little dinner progressed. Nor was this the only spot in town where
+evening meals were going forward amid stimulating talk. Far away over
+the town, at the same hour, the paying guests of Mrs. Paynter's were
+gathered about her hospitable board, plying the twin arts of supping and
+talking. And as Sharlee's fellow-diners talked of Mr. Queed, it chanced
+that Mr. Queed's fellow-suppers were talking of Sharlee, or at any rate
+of her family's famous misfortune. Mr. Queed, it is true, did not
+appreciate this fact, for the name of the female agent who had taken his
+Twenty from him could not have been more unknown to him if she had been
+a dweller in Phrygia or far Cappadocia.
+
+Major Brooke told, not by request, one of his well-known stories about
+how he had flouted and routed the Republicans in 1875. The plot of these
+stories was always the same, but the setting shifted about here and
+there, and this one had to do with a county election in which, the Major
+said, the Republicans and negroes had gone the limit trying to swindle
+the Democrats out of the esteemed offices.
+
+"And I said, 'You'--the ladies will excuse me, I'm sure--'You lying
+rascal,' s' I, 'don't you dare to contradict me! You're all tarred with
+the same pitch,' s' I. 'Everything you touch turns corrupt and rotten.
+Look at Henry G. Surface,' s' I. 'The finest fellow God ever made, till
+the palsied hand of Republicanism fell upon him, and now cankering and
+rotting in jail--'"
+
+"But Henry G. Surface wasn't rotting in jail in 1875," said William
+Klinker, and boldly winked at the little Doctor.
+
+The Major, disconcerted for an instant by his anachronism, recovered
+superbly. "My vision, sir, was prophetic. The stain was upon him. The
+cloven foot had already been betrayed...."
+
+"And who was Henry G. Surface?" inquired Mr. Queed.
+
+"What! You haven't heard that infamous story!" cried the Major, with
+the surprised delight of the inveterate raconteur who has unexpectedly
+stumbled upon an audience.
+
+A chair-leg scraped, and Professor Nicolovius was standing, bowing in
+his sardonic way to Mrs. Paynter.
+
+"Since I have happened to hear it often, madam, through Major Brooke's
+tireless kindness, you will perhaps be so good as to excuse me."
+
+And he stalked out of the room, head up, his auburn goatee stabbing the
+atmosphere before him, in rather a heavy silence.
+
+"Pish!" snapped the Major, when the door had safely shut. And tapping
+his forehead significantly, he gave his head a few solemn wags and
+launched upon the worn biography of Henry G. Surface.
+
+Tattered with much use as the story is, and was, the boarders listened
+with a perennial interest while Major Brooke expounded the familiar
+details. His wealth of picturesque language we may safely omit, and
+briefly remind the student of the byways of history how Henry G. Surface
+found himself, during the decade following Appomattox, with his little
+world at his feet. He was thirty at the time, handsome, gifted,
+high-spirited, a brilliant young man who already stood high in the
+councils of the State. But he was also restless in disposition,
+arrogant, over-weeningly vain, and ambitious past all belief--"a yellow
+streak in him, and we didn't know it!" bellowed the Major. Bitterly
+chagrined by his failure to secure, from a legislature of the early
+seventies, the United States Senatorship which he had confidently
+expected, young Surface, in a burst of anger and resentment, committed
+the unforgivable sin. He went over bag and baggage to the other side, to
+the "nigger party" whom all his family, friends, and relations, all his
+"class," everybody else with his instincts and traditions, were
+desperately struggling, by hook and by crook, to crush.
+
+In our mild modern preferences as between presidents, or this governor
+and that, we catch no reminiscence of the fierce antagonisms of the
+elections of reconstruction days. The idolized young tribune of the
+people became a Judas Iscariot overnight, with no silver pieces as the
+price of his apostasy. If he expected immediate preferment from the
+other camp, he was again bitterly disappointed. Life meantime had become
+unbearable to him. He was ostracized more studiously than any leper; it
+is said that his own father cut him when they passed each other in the
+street. His young wife died, heartbroken, it was believed, by the flood
+of hatred and vilification that poured in upon her husband. One man
+alone stood by Surface in his downfall, his classmate and friend of his
+bosom from the cradle, John Randolph Weyland, a good man and a true.
+Weyland's affection never faltered. When Surface withdrew from the State
+with a heart full of savage rancor, Weyland went every year or two to
+visit him, first in Chicago and later in New York, where the exile was
+not slow in winning name and fortune as a daring speculator. And when
+Weyland died, leaving a widow and infant daughter, he gave a final proof
+of his trust by making Surface sole trustee of his estate, which was a
+large one for that time and place. Few have forgotten how the political
+traitor rewarded this misplaced confidence. The crash came within a few
+months. Surface was arrested in the company of a woman whom he referred
+to as his wife. The trust fund, saving a fraction, was gone, swallowed
+up to stay some ricketty deal. Surface was convicted of embezzlement and
+sentenced to ten years at hard labor, and every Democrat in the State
+cried, "I told you so." What had become of him after his release from
+prison, nobody knew; some of the boarders said that he was living in the
+west, or in Australia; others, that he was not living anywhere, unless
+on the shores of perpetual torment. All agreed that the alleged second
+Mrs. Surface had long since died--all, that is, but Klinker, who said
+that she had only pretended to die in order to make a fade-away with the
+gate receipts. For many persons believed, it seemed, that Surface, by
+clever juggling of his books, had managed to "hold out" a large sum of
+money in the enforced settlement of his affairs. At any rate, very
+little of it ever came back to the family of the man who had put trust
+in him, and that was why the daughter, whose name was Charlotte Lee
+Weyland, now worked for her daily bread.
+
+That Major Brooke's hearers found this story of evergreen interest was
+natural enough. For besides the brilliant blackness of the narrative,
+there was the close personal connection that all Paynterites had with
+some of its chief personages. Did not the sister-in-law of John Randolph
+Weyland sit and preside over them daily, pouring their coffee morning
+and night with her own hands? And did not the very girl whose fortune
+had been stolen, the bereft herself, come now and then to sit among
+them, occupying that identical chair which Mr. Bylash could touch by
+merely putting out his hand? Henry G. Surface's story? Why, Mrs.
+Paynter's wrote it!
+
+These personal bearings were of course lost upon Mr. Queed, the name
+Weyland being utterly without significance to him. He left the table the
+moment he had absorbed all the supper he wanted. In the hall he ran upon
+Professor Nicolovius, the impressive-looking master of Greek at Milner's
+Collegiate School, who, already hatted and overcoated, was drawing on
+his gloves under the depressed fancy chandelier. The old professor
+glanced up at the sound of footsteps and favored Queed with a bland
+smile.
+
+"I can't resist taking our doughty swashbuckler down a peg or two every
+now and then," said he. "Did you ever know such an interminable ass?"
+
+"Really, I never thought about it," said the young man, raising his
+eye-brows in surprise and annoyance at being addressed.
+
+"Then take my word for it. You'll not find his match in America. You
+show your wisdom, at any rate, in giving as little of your valuable time
+as possible to our charming supper-table."
+
+"That hardly argues any Solomonic wisdom, I fancy."
+
+"You're in the hands of the Philistines here, Mr. Queed," said
+Nicolovius, snapping his final button. "May I say that I have read some
+of your editorials in the _Post_ with--ah--pleasure and profit? I should
+feel flattered if you would come to see me in my room some evening,
+where I can offer you, at any rate, a fire and a so-so cigar."
+
+"Thank you. However, I do not smoke," said Doctor Queed, and, bowing
+coldly to the old professor, started rapidly up the stairs.
+
+Aloft the young man went to his scriptorium, happy in the thought that
+five hours of incorruptible leisure and unswerving devotion to his
+heart's dearest lay before him. It had been a day when the _Post_ did
+not require him; hour by hour since breakfast he had fared gloriously
+upon his book. But to-night his little room was cold; unendurably cold;
+not even the flamings of genius could overcome its frigor; and hardly
+half an hour had passed before he became aware that his sanctum was
+altogether uninhabitable. Bitterly he faced the knowledge that he must
+fare forth into the outer world of the dining-room that night; irritably
+he gathered up his books and papers.
+
+Half-way down the first flight a thought struck Queed, and he retraced
+his steps. The last time that he had been compelled to the dining-room
+the landlady's daughter had been there--(it was all an accident, poor
+child! Hadn't she vowed to herself never to intrude on the little Doctor
+again?)--and, stupidly breaking the point of her pencil, had had the
+hardihood to ask him for the loan of his knife. Mr. Queed was determined
+that this sort of thing should not occur again. A method for enforcing
+his determination, at once firm and courteous, had occurred to him. One
+could never tell when trespassers would stray into the dining-room--his
+dining-room by right of his exalted claim. Rummaging in his bottom
+bureau drawer, he produced a placard, like a narrow little sign-board,
+and tucking it under his arm, went on downstairs.
+
+The precaution was by no means superfluous. Disgustingly enough the
+landlady's daughter was once more in his dining-room before him, the
+paraphernalia of her algebra spread over half the Turkey-red cloth. Fifi
+looked up, plainly terrified at his entrance and his forbidding
+expression. It was her second dreadful blunder, poor luckless little
+wight! She had faithfully waited a whole half-hour, and Mr. Queed had
+shown no signs of coming down. Never had he waited so long as this when
+he meant to claim the dining-room. Mrs. Paynter's room, nominally heated
+by a flume from the Latrobe heater in the parlor, was noticeably coolish
+on a wintry night. Besides, there was no table in it, and everybody
+knows that algebra is hard enough under the most favorable conditions,
+let alone having to do it on your knee. It seemed absolutely safe; Fifi
+had yielded to the summons of the familiar comforts; and now--
+
+"Oh--how do you do?" she was saying in a frightened voice.
+
+Mr. Queed bowed, indignantly. Silently he marched to his chair, the one
+just opposite, and sat down in offended majesty. To Fifi it seemed that
+to get up at once and leave the room, which she would gladly have done,
+would be too crude a thing to do, too gross a rebuke to the little
+Doctor's Ego. She was wrong, of course, though her sensibilities were
+indubitably right. Therefore she feigned enormous engrossment in her
+algebra, and struggled to make herself as small and inoffensive as she
+could.
+
+The landlady's daughter wore a Peter Thompson suit of blue serge, which
+revealed a few inches of very thin white neck. She was sixteen and
+reddish-haired, and it was her last year at the High School. The
+reference is to Fifi's completion of the regular curriculum, and not to
+any impending promotion to a still Higher School. She was a fond,
+uncomplaining little thing, who had never hurt anybody's feelings in her
+life, and her eyes, which were light blue, had just that look of
+ethereal sweetness you see in Burne-Jones's women and for just that same
+reason. Her syrup she took with commendable faithfulness; the doctor,
+in rare visits, spoke cheerily of the time when she was to be quite
+strong and well again; but there were moments when Sharlee Weyland,
+looking at her little cousin's face in repose, felt her heart stop
+still.
+
+Fifi dallied with her algebra, hoping and praying that she would not
+_have_ to cough. She had been very happy all that day. There was no
+particular reason for it; so it was the nicest kind of happiness, the
+kind that comes from inside, which even the presence of the little
+Doctor could not take away from her. Heaven knew that Fifi harbored no
+grudge against Mr. Queed, and she had not forgotten what Sharlee said
+about being gentle with him. But how to be gentle with so austere a
+young Socrates? Raising her head upon the pretext of turning a page,
+Fifi stole a hurried glance at him.
+
+The first thing Mr. Queed had done on sitting down was to produce his
+placard, silently congratulating himself on having brought it. Selecting
+the book which he would be least likely to need, he shoved it well
+forward, nearly halfway across the table, and against the volume propped
+up his little pasteboard sign, the printed part staring straight toward
+Fifi. The sign was an old one which he had chanced to pick up years ago
+at the Astor Library. It read:
+
+ SILENCE
+
+Arch-type and model of courteous warning!
+
+When Fifi read the little Doctor's sign, her feelings were not in the
+least wounded, insufficiently subtle though some particular people might
+have thought its admonition to be. On the contrary, it was only by the
+promptest work in getting her handkerchief into her mouth that she
+avoided laughing out loud. The two of them alone in the room and his
+_Silence_ sign gazing at her like a pasteboard Gorgon!
+
+Fifi became more than ever interested in Mr. Queed. An intense and
+strictly feminine curiosity filled her soul to know something of the
+nature of that work which demanded so stern a noiselessness. Observing
+rigorously the printed Rule of the Dining-Room, she could not forbear to
+pilfer glance after glance at the promulgator of it. Mr. Queed was
+writing, not reading, to-night. He wrote very slowly on half-size yellow
+pads, worth seventy-five cents a dozen, using the books only for
+reference. Now he tore off a sheet only partly filled with his small
+handwriting, and at the head of a new sheet inscribed a Roman numeral,
+with a single word under that. Like her cousin Sharlee at an earlier
+date, Fifi experienced a desire to study out, upside down, what this
+heading was. Several peeks were needed, with artful attention to algebra
+between whiles, before she was at last convinced that she had it.
+Undoubtedly it was
+
+ XVIII
+
+ ALTRUISM
+
+There was nothing enormous about Fifi's vocabulary, but she well knew
+what to do in a case like this. Behind her stood a battered little
+walnut bookcase, containing the Paynter library. After a safe interval
+of absorption in her sums, she pushed back her chair with the most
+respectful quietude and pulled out a tall volume. The pages of it she
+turned with blank studious face but considerable inner expectancy:
+Af--Ai--Al--Alf....
+
+A giggle shattered the academic calm, and Fifi, in horror, realized that
+she was the author of it. She looked up quickly, and her worst fears
+were realized. Mr. Queed was staring at her, as one scarcely able to
+credit his own senses, icy rebuke piercing through and overflowing his
+great round spectacles.
+
+"I beg your pardon!--Mr. Queed. It--it slipped out, really--"
+
+But the young man thought that the time had come when this question of
+noise in his dining-room must be settled once and for all.
+
+"Indeed? Be kind enough to explain the occasion of it."
+
+"Why," said Fifi, too truthful to prevaricate and completely cowed,
+"it--it was only the meaning of a word here. It--was silly of me. I--I
+can't explain it--exactly--"
+
+"Suppose you try. Since your merriment interrupts my work, I claim the
+privilege of sharing it."
+
+"Well! I--I--happened to see that word at the head of the page you are
+writing--"
+
+"Proceed."
+
+"I--I looked it up in the dictionary. It _says_," she read out with a
+gulp and a cough, "it means 'self-sacrificing devotion to the interests
+of others.'"
+
+The poor child thought her point must now be indelicately plain, but the
+lips of Doctor Queed merely emitted another close-clipped: "Proceed."
+
+At a desperate loss as she was, Fifi was suddenly visited by an idea.
+"Oh! I see. You're--you're writing _against_ altruism, aren't you?"
+
+"What leads you to that conclusion, if I may ask?"
+
+"Why--I--I suppose it's the--way you--you do. Of course I oughtn't to
+have said it--"
+
+"Go on. What way that I do?"
+
+Poor Fifi saw that she was floundering in ever more deeply. With the
+boldness of despair she blurted out: "Well--one thing--you sent me out
+of the room that night--when I coughed, you know. I--I don't understand
+about altruism like you do, but I--should think it was--my interests to
+stay here--"
+
+There followed a brief silence, which made Fifi more miserable than any
+open rebuke, and then Mr. Queed said in a dry tone: "I am engaged upon a
+work of great importance to the public, I may say to posterity. Perhaps
+you can appreciate that such a work is entitled to the most favorable
+conditions in which to pursue it."
+
+"Of course. Indeed I understand perfectly, Mr. Queed," said Fifi,
+immediately touched by what seemed like kindness from him. And she added
+innocently: "All men--writing men, I mean--feel that way about their
+work--I suppose. I remember Mr. Sutro who used to have the very same
+room you're in now. He was writing a five-act play, all in poetry, to
+show the horrors of war, and he used to say--"
+
+The young man involuntarily shuddered. "I have nothing to do with other
+men. I am thinking," he said with rather an unfortunate choice of words,
+"only of myself."
+
+"Oh--I see! Now I understand exactly!"
+
+"What is it that you see and understand so exactly?"
+
+"Why, the way you feel about altruism. You believe in it for other
+people, but not for yourself! Isn't that right?"
+
+They stared across the table at each other: innocent Fifi, who barely
+knew the meaning of altruism, but had practiced it from the time she
+could practice anything, and the little Doctor, who knew everything
+about altruism that social science would ever formulate, and had stopped
+right there. All at once, his look altered; from objective it became
+subjective. The question seemed suddenly to hook onto something inside,
+like a still street-car gripping hold of a cable and beginning to move;
+the mind's eye of the young man appeared to be seized and swept inward.
+Presently without a word he resumed his writing.
+
+Fifi was much disturbed at the effect of her artless question, and just
+when everything was beginning to go so nicely too. In about half an
+hour, when she got up to retire, she said timidly:--
+
+"I'm sorry if I--I was rude just now, Mr. Queed. Indeed, I didn't mean
+to be...."
+
+"I did not say that you were rude," he answered without looking up.
+
+But at the door Fifi was arrested by his voice.
+
+"Why do you think it to your advantage to work in here?"
+
+"It's--it's a good deal warmer, you know," said Fifi, flustered,
+"and--then of course there's the table and lamp. But it's quite all
+right upstairs--really!"
+
+He made no answer.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+ _Autobiographical Data imparted, for Sound Business Reasons, to a
+ Landlady's Agent; of the Agent's Other Title, etc._
+
+
+While all move in slots in this world, Mr. Queed's slot was infinitely
+more clearly marked than any of his neighbors'. It ran exclusively
+between the heaven of his room and the hades of the _Post_ office;
+manifesting itself at the latter place in certain staid writings done in
+exchange for ten dollars, currency of the realm, paid down each and
+every Saturday. Into this slot he had been lifted, as it were by the
+ears, by a slip of a girl of the name of Charlotte Lee Weyland, though
+it was some time before he ever thought of it in that way.
+
+In the freemasonry of the boarding-house, the young man was early
+accepted as he was. He was promptly voted the driest, most uninteresting
+and self-absorbed savant ever seen. Even Miss Miller, ordinarily
+indefatigable where gentlemen were concerned, soon gave him up. To Mr.
+Bylash she spoke contemptuously of him, but secretly she was awed by his
+stately manner of speech and his godlike indifference to all pleasures,
+including those of female society. Of them all, Nicolovius was the only
+one who seemed in the least impressed by Mr. Queed's appointment as
+editorial writer on the _Post_. With the others the exalted world he
+moved in was so remote from theirs that no surprises were possible
+there, and if informed that the little Doctor had been elected president
+of Harvard University, it would have seemed all in the day's work to
+William Klinker. Klinker was six feet high, red-faced and friendly, and
+Queed preferred his conversation above any heard at Mrs. Paynter's
+table. It reminded him very much of his friend the yeggman in New York.
+
+What went on behind the door of the tiny Scriptorium the boarders could
+only guess. It may be said that its owner's big grievance against the
+world was that he had to leave it occasionally to earn his bread and
+meat. Apart from this he never left it in those days except for one
+reason, viz., the consumption three times a day of the said bread and
+meat. Probably this was one explanation of the marked pallor of his
+cheek, but of such details as this he never took the smallest notice.
+
+Under the tiny bed were three boxes of books, chief fruit of the savings
+of an inexpensive lifetime. But the books were now merely the occasional
+stimulus of a mind already well stored with their strength, well
+fortified against their weaknesses. Nowadays nearly all of Queed's time,
+which he administered by an iron-clad Schedule of Hours, duly drawn up,
+went to the actual writing of his Magnum Opus. He had practically
+decided that it should be called "The Science of Sciences." For his book
+was designed to cooerdinate and unify the theories of all science into
+the single theory which alone gave any of them a living value, namely,
+the progressive evolution of a higher organized society and a higher
+individual type. That this work would blaze a wholly new trail for a
+world of men, he rarely entertained a doubt. To its composition he gave
+fifteen actual hours a day on _Post_ days, sixteen hours on non-_Post_
+days. Many men speak of working hours like these, or even longer ones,
+but investigation would generally show that all kinds of restful
+interludes are indiscriminately counted in. Queed's hours, you
+understand, were not elapsed time--they were absolutely net. He was one
+of the few men in the world who literally "didn't have time."
+
+He sat in Colonel Cowles's office, scribbling rapidly, with his eye on
+his watch, writing one of those unanswerable articles which were so much
+dead space to a people's newspaper. It was a late afternoon in early
+February, soon after the opening of the legislature; and he was alone in
+the office. A knock fell upon the door, and at his "Come," a girl
+entered who looked as pretty as a dewy May morning. Queed looked up at
+her with no welcome in his eye, or greeting on his lip, or spring in the
+pregnant hinges of his knee. Yet if he had been a less self-absorbed
+young scientist, it must certainly have dawned on him that he had seen
+this lady before.
+
+"Oh! How do you do!" said Sharlee, for it was indeed no other.
+
+"Oh--quite well."
+
+"Miss Leech tells me that Colonel Cowles has gone out. I particularly
+wished to see him. Perhaps you know when he will be back?"
+
+"Perhaps in half an hour. Perhaps in an hour. I cannot say."
+
+She mused disappointedly. "I could hardly wait. Would you be good enough
+to give him a message for me?"
+
+"Very well."
+
+"Well--just tell him, please, that if he can make it convenient, we'd
+like the article about the reformatory to go in to-morrow, or the next
+day, anyway. He'll understand perfectly; I have talked it all over with
+him. The only point was as to when the article would have the most
+effect, and we think the time has come now."
+
+"You would like an article written about a reformatory for to-morrow's
+_Post_ or next day's. Very well."
+
+"Thank you so much for telling him. Good-afternoon."
+
+"_You_ would like," the young man repeated--"but one moment, if you
+please. You have omitted to inform me who _you_ are."
+
+To his surprise the lady turned round with a gay laugh. Sharlee had
+supposed that Mr. Queed, having been offended by her, was deliberately
+cutting her. That her identity had literally dropped cleanly from his
+mind struck her as both much better and decidedly more amusing.
+
+"Don't you remember me?" she reminded him once again, laughing full at
+him from the threshhold. "My dog knocked you over in the street one
+day--surely you remember the pleasure-dog?--and then that night I gave
+you your supper at Mrs. Paynter's and afterwards collected twenty
+dollars from you for back board. I am Mrs. Paynter's niece and my name
+is Charlotte Weyland."
+
+Weyland?... Weyland? Oho! So this was the girl--sure enough--that Henry
+G. Surface had stripped of her fortune. Well, well!
+
+"Ah, yes, I recall you now."
+
+She thought there was an inimical note in his voice, and to pay him for
+it, she said with a final smiling nod: "Oh, I am _so_ pleased!"
+
+Her little sarcasm passed miles over his head. She had touched the
+spring of the automatic card-index system known as his memory and the
+ingenious machinery worked on. Presently it pushed out and laid before
+him the complete record, neatly ticketed and arranged, the full dossier,
+of all that had passed between him and the girl. But she was nearly
+through the door before he had decided to say:
+
+"I had another letter from my father last night."
+
+"Oh!" she said, turning at once--"_Did_ you!"
+
+He nodded, gloomily. "However, there was not a cent of money in it."
+
+If he had racked his brains for a subject calculated to detain
+her--which we may rely upon it that he did not do--he could not have hit
+upon a surer one. Sharlee Weyland had a great fund of pity for this
+young man's worse than fatherlessness, and did not in the least mind
+showing it. She came straight back into the room and up to the table
+where he sat.
+
+"Does it help you at all--about knowing where he is, I mean?"
+
+"Not in the least. I wonder what he's up to anyway?"
+
+He squinted up at her interrogatively through his circular glasses, as
+though she ought to be able to tell him if anybody could. Then a thought
+very much like that took definite shape in his mind. He himself had no
+time to give to mysterious problems and will-o'-the-wisp pursuits; his
+book and posterity claimed it all. This girl was familiar with the
+city; doubtless knew all the people; she seemed intelligent and capable,
+as girls went. He remembered that he had consulted her about securing
+remunerative work, with some results; possibly she would also have
+something sensible to say about his paternal problem. He might make an
+even shrewder stroke. As his landlady's agent, this girl would of course
+be interested in establishing his connection with a relative who had
+twenty-dollar bills to give away. Therefore if it ever should come to a
+search, why mightn't he turn the whole thing over to the agent--persuade
+her to hunt his father for him, and thus leave his own time free for the
+service of the race?
+
+"Look here," said he, with a glance at his watch. "I'll take a few
+minutes. Kindly sit down there and I'll show you how the man is
+behaving."
+
+Sharlee sat down as she was bidden, close by his side, piqued as to her
+curiosity, as well as flattered by his royal condescension. She wore her
+business suit, which was rough and blue, with a smart little pony coat.
+She also wore a white veil festooned around her hat, and white gloves
+that were quite unspotted from the world. The raw February winds had
+whipped roses into her cheeks; her pure ultramarine eyes made the blue
+of her suit look commonplace and dull. Dusk had fallen over the city,
+and Queed cleverly bethought him to snap on an electric light. It
+revealed a very shabby, ramshackle, and dingy office; but the long table
+in it was new, oaken, and handsome. In fact, it was one of the repairs
+introduced by the new management.
+
+"Here," said he, "is his first letter--the one that brought me from New
+York."
+
+He took it from its envelope and laid it open on the table. A sense of
+the pathos in this ready sharing of one's most intimate secrets with a
+stranger took hold of Sharlee as she leaned forward to see what it might
+say.
+
+"Be careful! Your feather thing is sticking my eye."
+
+Meekly the girl withdrew to a safer distance. From there she read with
+amazement the six typewritten lines which was all that the letter proved
+to be. They read thus:
+
+ Your father asks that, if you have any of the natural feelings of a
+ son, you will at once leave New York and take up your residence in
+ this city. This is the first request he has ever made of you, as it
+ will be, if you refuse it, the last. But he earnestly begs that you
+ will comply with it, anticipating that it will be to your decided
+ advantage to do so.
+
+"The envelope that that came in," said Queed, briskly laying it down.
+"Now here's the envelope that the twenty dollars came in--it is exactly
+like the other two, you observe.--The last exhibit is somewhat
+remarkable; it came yesterday. Read that."
+
+Sharlee required no urging. She read:
+
+ Make friends; mingle with people, and learn to like them. This is
+ the earnest injunction of
+
+ Your father.
+
+"Note especially," said the young man, "the initial Q on each of the
+three envelopes. You will observe that the tail in every instance is
+defective in just the same way."
+
+Sure enough, the tail of every Q was broken off short near the root,
+like the rudimentary tail anatomists find in Genus Homo. Mr. Queed
+looked at her with scholarly triumph.
+
+"I suppose that removes all doubt," said she, "that all these came from
+the same person."
+
+"Unquestionably.--Well? What do they suggest to you?"
+
+A circle of light from the green-shaded desk-lamp beat down on the three
+singular exhibits. Sharlee studied them with bewilderment mixed with
+profound melancholy.
+
+"Is it conceivable," said she, hesitatingly--"I only suggest this
+because the whole thing seems so extraordinary--that somebody is playing
+a very foolish joke on you?"
+
+He stared. "Who on earth would wish to joke with me?"
+
+Of course he had her there. "I wish," she said, "that you would tell me
+what you yourself think of them."
+
+"I think that my father must be very hard up for something to do."
+
+"Oh--I don't think I should speak of it in that way if I were you."
+
+"Why not? If he cites filial duty to me, why shall I not cite paternal
+duty to him? Why should he confine his entire relations with me in
+twenty-four years to two preposterous detective-story letters?"
+
+Sharlee said nothing. To tell the truth, she thought the behavior of
+Queed Senior puzzling in the last degree.
+
+"You grasp the situation? He knows exactly where I am; evidently he has
+known it all along. He could come to see me to-night; he could have come
+as soon as I arrived here three months ago; he could have come five,
+ten, twenty years ago, when I was in New York. But instead he elects to
+write these curious letters, apparently seeking to make a mystery, and
+throwing the burden of finding him on me. Why should I become excited
+over the prospect? If he would promise to endow me now, to support or
+pension me off, if I found him, that would be one thing. But I submit to
+you that no man can be expected to interrupt a most important life-work
+in consideration of a single twenty-dollar bill. And that is the only
+proof of interest I ever had from him. No--" he broke off suddenly--"no,
+that's hardly true after all. I suppose it was he who sent the money to
+Tim."
+
+"To Tim?"
+
+"Tim Queed."
+
+Presently she gently prodded him. "And do you want to tell me who Tim
+Queed is?"
+
+He eyed her thoughtfully. If the ground of his talk appeared somewhat
+delicate, nothing could have been more matter-of-fact than the way he
+tramped it. Yet now he palpably paused to ask himself whether it was
+worth his while to go more into detail. Yes; clearly it was. If it ever
+became necessary to ask the boarding-house agent to find his father for
+him, she would have to know what the situation was, and now was the time
+to make it plain to her once and for all.
+
+"He is the man I lived with till I was fourteen; one of my friends, a
+policeman. For a long time I supposed, of course, that Tim was my
+father, but when I was ten or twelve, he told me, first that I was an
+orphan who had been left with him to bring up, and later on, that I had
+a father somewhere who was not in a position to bring up children. That
+was all he would ever say about it. I became a student while still a
+little boy, having educated myself practically without instruction of
+any sort, and when I was fourteen I left Tim because he married at that
+time, and, with the quarreling and drinking that followed, the house
+became unbearable. Tim then told me for the first time that he had, from
+some source, funds equivalent to twenty-five dollars a month for my
+board, and that he would allow me fifteen of that, keeping ten dollars a
+month for his services as agent. You follow all this perfectly? So
+matters went along for ten years, Tim bringing me the fifteen dollars
+every month and coming frequently to see me in between, often bringing
+along his brother Murphy, who is a yeggman. Last fall came this letter,
+purporting to be from my father. Absurd as it appeared to me, I decided
+to come. Tim said that, in that case, he would be compelled to cut off
+the allowance entirely. Nevertheless, I came."
+
+Sharlee had listened to this autobiographical sketch with close and
+sympathetic attention. "And now that you are here--and settled--haven't
+you decided to do something--?"
+
+He leaned back in his swivel chair and stared at her. "Do something!
+Haven't I done all that he asked? Haven't I given up fifteen dollars a
+month for him? Decidedly, the next move is his."
+
+"But if you meant to take no steps when you got here, why did you come?"
+
+"To give him his chance, of course. One city is exactly like another to
+me. All that I ask of any of them is a table and silence. Apart from the
+forfeiture of my income, living here and living there are all one. Do!
+You talk of it glibly enough, but what is there to do? There are no
+Queeds in this city. I looked in the directory this morning. In all
+probability that is not his name anyway. Kindly bear in mind that I have
+not the smallest clue to proceed upon, even had I the time and
+willingness to proceed upon it."
+
+"I am obliged to agree with you," she said, "in thinking that your--"
+
+"Besides," continued Doctor Queed, "what reason have I for thinking that
+he expects or desires me to track him down? For all that he says here,
+that may be the last thing in the world he wishes."
+
+Sharlee, turning toward him, her chin in her white-gloved hand, looked
+at him earnestly.
+
+"Do you care to have me discuss it with you?"
+
+"Oh, yes, I have invited an expression of opinion from you."
+
+"Then I agree with you in thinking that your father is not treating you
+fairly. His attitude toward you is extraordinary, to say the least of
+it. But of course there must be some good reason for this. Has it
+occurred to you that he may be in some--situation where it is not
+possible for him to reveal himself to you?"
+
+"Such as what?"
+
+"Well, I don't know--"
+
+"Why doesn't he say so plainly in his letters then?"
+
+"I don't know."
+
+The young man threw out his hands with a gesture which inquired what in
+the mischief she was talking about then.
+
+"Here is another thought," said Sharlee, not at all disconcerted. "Have
+you considered that possibly he may be doing this way--as a test?"
+
+"Test of what?"
+
+"Of you. I mean that, wanting to--to have you with him now, he is taking
+this way of finding out whether or not you want him. Don't you see what
+I mean? He appeals here to the natural feelings of a son, and then again
+he tells you to make friends and learn to like people. Evidently he is
+expecting something of you--I don't know exactly what. But don't you
+think, perhaps, that if you began a search for him, he would take it as
+a sign--"
+
+"I told you that there was no way in which a search, as you call it,
+could be begun. Nor, if there were, have I the smallest inclination to
+begin it. Nor, again, if I had, could I possibly take the time from My
+Book."
+
+She was silent a moment. "There is, of course, one way in which you
+could find out at any moment."
+
+"Indeed! What is that, pray?"
+
+"Mr. Tim Queed."
+
+He smiled faintly but derisively. "Hardly. Of course Tim knows all about
+it. He told me once that he was present at the wedding of my parents;
+another time that my mother died when I was born. But he would add, and
+will add, not a word to these confidences; not even to assure me
+definitely that my father is still alive. He says that he has sworn an
+oath of secrecy. I called on him before I left New York. No, no; I may
+discover my father or he may discover me, or not, but we can rest
+absolutely assured that I shall get no help from Tim."
+
+"But you can't mean simply to sit still--"
+
+"And leave matters to him. I do."
+
+"But--but," she still protested, "he is evidently unhappy Mr.
+Queed--evidently counting on you for something--"
+
+"Then let him come out like a man and say plainly what he wants. I
+cannot possibly drop my work to try to solve entirely superfluous
+enigmas. Keep all this in mind--take an interest in it, will you?" he
+added briskly. "Possibly I might need your help some day."
+
+"Certainly I will. I appreciate your telling me about it, and I'd be so
+glad to help you in any way that I could."
+
+"How do you like my editorials?" he demanded abruptly.
+
+"I'm afraid I don't understand a line of them!"
+
+He waved his hand indulgently, like a grandfather receiving the just
+tribute of his little ones. "They are for thinkers, experts," said he,
+and picked up his pencil.
+
+The agent took the hint; pushed back her chair; her glove was unbuttoned
+and she slowly fastened it. In her heart was a great compassion for the
+little Doctor.
+
+"Mr. Queed, I want you to know that if I ever could be of help to you
+about _anything_, I'd always think it a real pleasure. Please remember
+that, won't you? Did you know I lived down this way, in the daytime?"
+
+"Lived?"
+
+She made a gesture toward the window, and away to the south and east.
+"My office is only three blocks away, down there in the park--"
+
+"Your office? You don't work!"
+
+"Oh, don't I though!"
+
+"Why, I thought you were a _lady_!"
+
+They were so close together that she was compelled to laugh full in his
+face, disclosing two rows of splendid little teeth and the tip of a rosy
+little tongue. Probably she could have crushed him by another pointing
+gesture, turned this time toward her honored great-grandfather who stood
+in marble in the square; but what was the use?
+
+"What are you laughing at?" he inquired mildly.
+
+"At your definition of a lady. Where on earth did you get it? Out of
+those laws of human society you write every night at my aunt's?"
+
+"No," said he, the careful scientist at once, "no, I admit, if you like,
+that I used the term in a loose, popular sense. I would not seriously
+contend that females of gentle birth and breeding--ladies in the
+essential sense--are never engaged in gainful occupations--"
+
+"You shouldn't," she laughed, "not in this city at any rate. It might
+astonish you to know how many females of gentle birth and breeding are
+engaged in gainful occupations on this one block alone. It was not ever
+thus with them. Once they had wealth and engaged in nothing but
+delicious leisure. But in 1861 some men came down here, about six to
+one, and took all this wealth away from them, at the same time
+exterminating the males. Result: the females, ladies in the essential
+sense, must either become gainful or starve. They have not starved.
+Sociologically, it's interesting. Make Colonel Cowles tell you about it
+some time."
+
+"He has told me about it. In fact he tells me constantly. And this work
+that you do," he said, not unkindly and not without interest, "what is
+it? Are you a teacher, perhaps, a ... no!--You speak of an office. You
+are a clerk, doubtless, a bookkeeper, a stenographer, an office girl?"
+
+She nodded with exaggerated gravity. "You have guessed my secret. I am a
+clerk, bookkeeper, stenographer, and office girl. My official title, of
+course, is a little more frilly, but you describe--"
+
+"Well? What is it?"
+
+"They call it Assistant Secretary of the State Department of Charities."
+
+He looked astonished; she had no idea his face could take on so much
+expression.
+
+"You! _You_! Why, how on earth did you get such a position?"
+
+"Pull," said Sharlee.
+
+Their eyes met, and she laughed him down.
+
+"Who is the real Secretary to whom you are assistant?"
+
+"The nicest man in the world. Mr. Dayne--Rev. George Dayne."
+
+"A parson! Does he know anything about his subject? Is he an expert?--a
+trained relief worker? Does he know Willoughby? And Smathers? And
+Conant?"
+
+"Knows them by heart. Quotes pages of them at a time in his letters
+without ever glancing at the books."
+
+"And you?"
+
+"I may claim some familiarity with their theories."
+
+He fussed with his pencil. "I recall defining sociology for you one
+night at my boarding-house...."
+
+"I remember."
+
+"Well," said he, determined to find something wrong, "those men whom I
+mentioned to you are not so good as they think, particularly Smathers. I
+may as well tell you that I shall show Smathers up completely in my
+book."
+
+"We shall examine your arguments with care and attention. We leave no
+stone unturned to keep abreast of the best modern thought."
+
+"It is extraordinary that such a position should be held by a girl like
+you, who can have no scientific knowledge of the many complex
+problems.... However," he said, a ray of brightness lightening his
+displeasure, "your State is notoriously backward in this field. Your
+department, I fancy, can hardly be more than rudimentary."
+
+"It will be much, much more than that in another year or two. Why, we're
+only four years old!"
+
+"So this is why you are interested in having editorials written about
+reformatories. It is a reformatory for women that you wish to
+establish?"
+
+"How did you know?"
+
+"I merely argue from the fact that your State is so often held up to
+reproach for lack of one. What is the plan?"
+
+"We are asking," said the Assistant Secretary, "for a hundred thousand
+dollars--sixty thousand to buy the land and build, forty thousand for
+equipment and two years' support. Modest enough, is it not? Of course we
+shall not get a penny from the present legislature. Legislatures love to
+say no; it dearly flatters their little vanity. We are giving them the
+chance to say no now. Then when they meet again, two years from now, we
+trust that they will be ready to give us what we ask--part of it, at any
+rate. We can make a start with seventy-five thousand dollars."
+
+Queed was moved to magnanimity. "Look here. You have been civil to me--I
+will write that article for you Myself."
+
+While Sharlee had become aware that the little Doctor was interested,
+really interested, in talking social science with her, she thought he
+must be crazy to offer such a contribution of his time. A guilty pink
+stole into her cheek. A reformatory article by Mr. Queed would doubtless
+be scientifically pluperfect, but nobody would read it. Colonel Cowles,
+on the other hand, had never even heard of Willoughby and Smathers; but
+when he wrote an article people read it, and the humblest understood
+exactly what he was driving at.
+
+"Why--it's very nice of you to offer to help us, but I couldn't think of
+imposing on your time--"
+
+"Naturally not," said he, decisively; "but it happens that we have
+decided to allow a breathing-space in my series on taxation, that the
+public may digest what I have already written. I am therefore free to
+discuss other topics for a few days. For to-morrow's issue, I am
+analyzing certain little understood industrial problems in Bavaria. On
+the following day--"
+
+"It's awfully good of you to think of it," said Sharlee, embarrassed by
+his grave gaze. "I can't tell you how I appreciate it. But--but--you
+see, there's a lot of special detail that applies to this particular
+case alone--oh, a great lot of it--little facts connected with peculiar
+State conditions and--and the history of our department, you know--and I
+have talked it over so thoroughly with the Colonel--"
+
+"Here is Colonel Cowles now."
+
+She breathed a sigh. Colonel Cowles, entering with the breath of winter
+upon him, greeted her affectionately. Queed, rather relieved that his
+too hasty offer had not been accepted, noted with vexation that his
+conversation with the agent had cost him eighteen minutes of time.
+Vigorously he readdressed himself to the currency problems of the
+Bavarians; the girl's good-night, as applied to him, fell upon ears
+deafer than any post.
+
+Sharlee walked home through the tingling twilight; fourteen blocks, and
+she did them four times a day. It was a still evening, clear as a bell
+and very cold; already stars were pushing through the dim velvet round;
+all the world lay white with a light hard snow, crusted and sparkling
+under the street lights. Her private fear about the whole matter was
+that Queed Senior was a person of a criminal mode of life, who,
+discovering the need of a young helper, was somehow preparing to sound
+and size up his long-neglected son.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+ _In which an Assistant Editor, experiencing the Common Desire to
+ thrash a Proof-Reader, makes a Humiliating Discovery; and of how
+ Trainer Klinker gets a Pupil the Same Evening._
+
+
+The industrial problems of the Bavarians seemed an inoffensive thesis
+enough, but who can evade Destiny?
+
+Queed never read his own articles when they appeared in print in the
+_Post_. In this peculiarity he may be said to have resembled all the
+rest of the world, with the exception of the Secretary of the Tax Reform
+League, and the Assistant Secretary of the State Department of
+Charities. But not by any such device, either, can a man elude his Fate.
+On the day following his conversation with Mrs. Paynter's agent, Fortune
+gave Queed to hear a portion of his article on the Bavarians read aloud,
+and read with derisive laughter.
+
+The incident occurred on a street-car, which he had taken because of the
+heavy snow-fall: another illustration of the tiny instruments with which
+Providence works out its momentous designs. Had he not taken the car--he
+was on the point of not taking it, when one whizzed invitingly up--he
+would never have heard of the insult that the Post's linotype had put
+upon him, and the course of his life might have been different. As it
+was, two men on the next seat in front were reading the Post and making
+merry.
+
+"... '_A lengthy procession of fleas harassed the diet._' Now what in
+the name of Bob ..."
+
+Gradually the sentence worked its way into the closed fastness of the
+young man's mind. It had a horrible familiarity, like a ghastly parody
+on something known and dear. With a quick movement he leaned forward,
+peering over the shoulder of the man who held the paper.
+
+The man looked around, surprised and annoyed by the strange face
+breaking in so close to his own, but Queed paid no attention to him. Yes
+... it was his article they were mocking at--HIS article. He remembered
+the passage perfectly. He had written: "A lengthy procession of pleas
+harassed the Diet." His trained eye swept rapidly down the half column
+of print. There it was! "A procession of fleas." In _his_ article!
+Fleas, unclean, odious vermin, in His Article!
+
+Relatively, Queed cared nothing about his work on the _Post_, but for
+all the children of his brain, even the smallest and feeblest, he had a
+peculiar tenderness. He was more jealous of them than a knight of his
+honor, or a beauty of her complexion. No insult to his character could
+have enraged him like a slight put upon the least of these his articles.
+He sat back in his seat, feeling white, and something clicked inside his
+head. He remembered having heard that click once before. It was the
+night he determined to evolve the final theory of social progress, which
+would wipe out all other theories as the steam locomotive had wiped out
+the prairie schooner.
+
+He knew well enough what that click meant now. He had got a new purpose,
+and that was to exact personal reparation from the criminal who had made
+Him and His Work the butt of street-car loafers. Never, it seemed to
+him, could he feel clean again until he had wiped off those fleas with
+gore.
+
+To his grim inquiry Colonel Cowles replied that the head proof-reader,
+Mr. Pat, was responsible for typographical errors, and Mr. Pat did not
+"come on" till 6.30. It was now but 5.50. Queed sat down, wrote his next
+day's article and handed it to the Colonel, who read the title and
+coughed.
+
+"I shall require no article from you to-morrow or next day. On the
+following day"--here the Colonel opened a drawer and consulted a
+schedule--"I shall receive with pleasure your remarks on 'Fundamental
+Principles of Distribution--Article Four.'"
+
+Queed ascended to the next floor, a noisy, discordant floor, full of
+metal tables on castors, and long stone-topped tables not on castors,
+and Mergenthaler machines, and slanting desk-like structures holding
+fonts of type. Rough board partitions rose here and there; over
+everything hung the deadly scent of acids from the engravers' room.
+
+"That's him now," said an ink-smeared lad, and nodded toward a tall,
+gangling, mustachioed fellow in a black felt hat who had just come up
+the stairs.
+
+Queed marched straight for the little cubbyhole where the proof-readers
+and copy-holders sweated through their long nights.
+
+"You are Mr. Pat, head proof-reader of the _Post_?"
+
+"That's me, sor," said Mr. Pat, and he turned with rather a sharp glance
+at the other's tone.
+
+"What excuse have you to offer for making my article ridiculous and me a
+common butt?"
+
+"An' who the divil may you be, please?"
+
+"I am Mr. Queed, special editorial writer for this paper. Look at this."
+He handed over the folded _Post_, with the typographical enormity
+heavily underscored in blue. "What do you mean by falsifying my language
+and putting into my mouth an absurd observation about the most loathsome
+of vermin?"
+
+Mr. Pat was at once chagrined and incensed. He happened, further, to be
+in most sensitive vein as regards little oversights in his department.
+His professional pride was tortured with the recollection that, only
+three days before, he had permitted the _Post_ to refer to old Major
+Lamar as "that immortal veterinary," and upon the _Post's_ seeking to
+retrieve itself the next day, at the Major's insistent demand, he had
+fallen into another error. The hateful words had come out as "immoral
+veteran."
+
+"Now look here!" said he, "there's nothing to be gained talking that
+way. Ye've got me--I'll give ye that! But what do ye expect?--eighty
+columns of type a night and niver a little harmless slip--?"
+
+"You must be taught to make no slips with my articles. I'm going to
+punish you for that--"
+
+"What-a-at! Say that agin!"
+
+"Stand out here--I am going to give you a good thrashing. I shall whip
+..."
+
+Another man would have laughed heartily and told the young man to trot
+away while the trotting was good. He was nearly half a foot shorter than
+Mr. Pat, and his face advertised his unmartial customs. But Mr. Pat had
+the swift fierce passions of his race; and it became to him an
+unendurable thing to be thus bearded by a little spectacled person in
+his own den. He saw red; and out shot his good right arm.
+
+The little Doctor proved a good sailer, but bad at making a landing. His
+course was arched, smooth, and graceful, but when he stopped, he did it
+so bluntly that men working two stories below looked up to ask each
+other who was dead. Typesetters left their machines and hurried up,
+fearing that here was a case for ambulance or undertaker. But they saw
+the fallen editor pick himself up, with a face of stupefied wonder, and
+immediately start back toward the angry proof-reader.
+
+Mr. Pat lowered redly on his threshhold. "G'awn now! Get away!"
+
+Queed came to a halt a pace away and stood looking at him.
+
+"G'awn, I tell ye! I don't want no more of your foolin'!"
+
+The young man, arms hanging inoffensively by his side, stared at him
+with a curious fixity.
+
+These tactics proved strangely disconcerting to Mr. Pat, obsessed as he
+was by a sudden sense of shame at having thumped so impotent an
+adversary.
+
+"Leave me be, Mr. Queed. I'm sorry I hit ye, and I niver would 'a' done
+it--if ye hadn't--"
+
+The man's voice died away. He became lost in a great wonder as to what
+under heaven this little Four-eyes meant by standing there and staring
+at him with that white and entirely unfrightened face.
+
+Queed was, in fact, in the grip of a brand-new idea, an idea so sudden
+and staggering that it overwhelmed him. He could not thrash Mr. Pat. He
+could not thrash anybody. Anybody in the world that desired could put
+gross insult upon his articles and go scot-free, the reason being that
+the father of these articles was a physical incompetent.
+
+All his life young Mr. Queed had attended to his own business, kept
+quiet and avoided trouble. This was his first fight, because it was the
+first time that anybody had publicly insulted his work. In his whirling
+sunburst of indignation, he had somehow taken it for granted that he
+could punch the head of a proof-reader in much the same way that he
+punched the head off Smathers's arguments. Now he suddenly discovered
+his mistake, and the discovery was going hard with him. Inside him there
+was raging a demon of surprising violence of deportment; it urged him to
+lay hold of some instrument of a rugged, murderous nature and
+assassinate Mr. Pat. But higher up in him, in his head, there spoke the
+stronger voice of his reason. While the demon screamed homicidally,
+reason coldly reminded the young man that not to save his life could he
+assassinate, or even hurt, Mr. Pat, and that the net result of another
+endeavor to do so would be merely a second mortifying atmospheric
+journey. Was it not unreasonable for a man, in a hopeless attempt to
+gratify irrational passion, to take a step the sole and certain
+consequences of which would be a humiliating soaring and curveting
+through the air?
+
+It was a terrible struggle, the marks of which broke out on the young
+man's forehead in cold beads. But he was a rationalist among
+rationalists, and in the end his reason subdued his demon. Therefore,
+the little knot of linotypers and helpers who had stood wonderingly by
+while the two adversaries stared at each other, through a tense
+half-minute, now listened to the following dialogue:--
+
+"I believe I said that I would give you a good thrashing. I now withdraw
+those words, for I find that I am unable to make them good."
+
+"I guess you ain't--what the divil did ye expect? Me to sit back with me
+hands behind me and leave ye--"
+
+"I earnestly desire to thrash you, but it is plain to me that I am not,
+at present, in position to do so."
+
+"Fergit it! What's afther ye, Mr. Queed--?"
+
+"To get in position to thrash you, would take me a year, two years, five
+years. It is not--no, it is _not_ worth my time."
+
+"Well, who asked f'r any av your time? But as f'r that, I'll give ye
+your chance to get square--"
+
+"I suppose you feel yourself free now to take all sorts of detestable
+liberties with my articles?"
+
+"Liberties--what's bitin' ye, man? Don't I read revised proof on the
+leaded stuff every night, no matter what the rush is? When did ye ever
+before catch me--?"
+
+"Physically, you are my superior, but muscle counts for very little in
+this world, my man. Morally, which is all that matters, I am your
+superior--you know that, don't you? Be so good as to keep your
+disgusting vermin out of my articles in the future."
+
+He walked away with a face which gave no sign of his inner turmoil. Mr.
+Pat looked after him, stirred and bewildered, and addressed his friends
+the linotypers angrily.
+
+"Something loose in his belfry, as ye might have surmised from thim
+damfool tax-drools."
+
+For Mr. Pat was still another reader of the unanswerable articles, he
+being paid the sum of twenty-seven dollars per week to peruse everything
+that went into the _Post_, including advertisements of auction sales and
+for sealed bids.
+
+Queed returned to his own office for his hat and coat. Having heard his
+feet upon the stairs, Colonel Cowles called out:--
+
+"What was the rumpus upstairs, do you know? It sounded as if somebody
+had a bad fall."
+
+"Somebody did get a fall, though not a bad one, I believe."
+
+"Who?" queried the editor briefly.
+
+"I."
+
+In the hall, it occurred to Queed that perhaps he had misled his chief a
+little, though speaking the literal truth. The fall that some _body_ had
+gotten was indeed nothing much, for people's bodies counted for nothing
+so long as they kept them under. But the fall that this body's
+self-esteem had gotten was no such trivial affair. It struck the young
+man as decidedly curious that the worst tumble his pride had ever
+received had come to him through his body, that part of him which he had
+always treated with the most systematic contempt.
+
+The elevator received him, and in it, as luck would have it, stood a
+tall young man whom he knew quite well.
+
+"Hello, there, Doc!"
+
+"How do you do, Mr. Klinker?"
+
+"Been up chinning your sporting editor, Ragsy Hurd. Trying to arrange a
+mill at the Mercury between Smithy of the Y.M.C.A. and Hank McGurk, the
+White Plains Cyclone."
+
+"A mill--?"
+
+"Scrap--boxin' match, y' know. Done up your writings for the day?"
+
+"My newspaper writings--yes."
+
+In the brilliant close quarters of the lift, Klinker was looking at Mr.
+Queed narrowly. "Where you hittin' for now? Paynter's?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Walkin'?--That's right. I'll go with you."
+
+As they came out into the street, Klinker said kindly: "You ain't
+feelin' good, are you, Doc? You're lookin' white as a milk-shake."
+
+"I feel reasonably well, thank you. As for color, I have never had any,
+I believe."
+
+"I don't guess, the life you lead. Got the headache, haven't you? Have
+it about half the time, now don't you, hey?"
+
+"Oh, I have a headache quite frequently, but I never pay any attention
+to it."
+
+"Well, you'd ought to. Don't you know the headache is just nature
+tipping you off there's something wrong inside? I've been watching you
+at the supper table for some time now. That pallor you got ain't natural
+pallor. You're pasty, that's right. I'll bet segars you wake up three
+mornings out of four feelin' like a dish of stewed prunes."
+
+"If I do--though of course I can only infer how such a dish feels--it is
+really of no consequence, I assure you."
+
+"Don't you fool yourself! It makes a lot of consequence to you. Ask a
+doctor, if you don't believe me. But I got your dia'nosis now, same as a
+medical man that's right. I know what's your trouble, Doc, just like you
+had told me yourself."
+
+"Ah? What, Mr. Klinker?"
+
+"Exercise."
+
+"You mean lack of exercise?"
+
+"I mean," said Klinker, "that you're fadin' out fast for the need of
+it."
+
+The two men pushed on up Centre Street, where the march of home-goers
+was now beginning to thin out, in a moment of silence. Queed glanced up
+at Klinker's six feet of red beef with a flash of envy which would have
+been unimaginable to him so short a while ago as ten minutes. Klinker
+was physically competent. Nobody could insult _his_ work and laugh at
+the merited retribution.
+
+"Come by my place a minute," said Klinker. "I got something to show you
+there. You know the shop, o' course?"
+
+No; Mr. Queed was obliged to admit that he did not.
+
+"I'm manager for Stark's," said Klinker, trying not to appear boastful.
+"Cigars, mineral waters, and periodicals. And a great rondy-vooze for
+the sporting men, politicians, and rounders of the town, if I do say it.
+I've seen you hit by the window many's the time, only your head was so
+full of studies you never noticed."
+
+"Thank you, I have no time this evening, I fear--"
+
+"Time? It won't take any--it's right the end of this block. You can't do
+any studyin' before supper-time, anyhow, because it's near that now. I
+got something for you there."
+
+They turned into Stark's, a brilliantly-lit and prettily appointed
+little shop with a big soda-water plant at the front. To a white-coated
+boy who lounged upon the fount, Klinker spoke winged words, and the next
+moment Queed found himself drinking a foaming, tingling, hair-trigger
+concoction under orders to put it all down at a gulp.
+
+They were seated upon a bench of oak and leather upholstery, with an
+enormous mirror reproducing their back views to all who cared to see.
+Klinker was chewing a tooth-pick; and either a tooth-pick lasted him a
+long time, or the number he made away with in a year was simply
+stupendous.
+
+"Ever see a gymnasier, Doc?"
+
+No; it seemed that the Doc had not.
+
+"We got one here. There's a big spare room behind the shop. Kind of a
+store-room it was, and the Mercuries have fitted it up as a gymnasier
+and athletic club. Only they're dead ones and don't use it much no more.
+Got kind of a fall this afternoon, didn't you, Doc?"
+
+"What makes you think that?"
+
+"That eye you got. She'll be a beaut to-morrow--skin's broke too. A bit
+of nice raw beefsteak clapped on it right now would do the world and all
+for it."
+
+"Oh, it is of no consequence--"
+
+"You think nothing about your body is consequence, Doc, that only your
+mind counts, and that's just where you make your mistake. Your body's
+got to carry your mind around, and if it lays down on you, what--"
+
+"But I have no intention of letting my body lie down on me, as you put
+it, Mr. Klinker. My health is sound, my constitution--"
+
+"Forget it, Doc. Can't I look at you and see with my own eyes? You're
+committing slow suicide by over-work. That's what it is."
+
+"As it happens, I am doing nothing of the sort. I have been working
+exactly this way for twelve years."
+
+"Then all the bigger is the overdue bill nature's got against you, and
+when she does hit you she'll hit to kill. Where'll your mind and your
+studies be when we've planted your body down under the sod?"
+
+Mr. Queed made no reply. After a moment, preparing to rise, he said: "I
+am obliged to you for that drink. It is rather remarkable--"
+
+"Headache all gone, hey?"
+
+"Almost entirely. I wish you would give me the name of the medicine. I
+will make a memorandum--"
+
+"Nix," said Klinker.
+
+"Nix? Nux I have heard of, but ..."
+
+"Hold on," laughed Klinker, as he saw Queed preparing to enter Nix in
+his note-book. "That ain't the name of it, and I ain't going to give it
+to you. Why, that slop only covers up the trouble, Doc--does more harm
+than good in the long run. You got to go deeper and take away the cause.
+Come back here and I'll show you your real medicine."
+
+"I'm afraid--"
+
+"Aw, don't flash that open-faced clock of yours on me. That's your
+trouble, Doc--matching seconds against your studies. It won't take a
+minute, and you can catch it up eating supper faster if you feel you got
+to."
+
+Queed, curious, as well as decidedly impressed by Klinker's sure
+knowledge in a field where he was totally ignorant, was persuaded. The
+two groped their way down a long dark passage at the rear of the shop,
+and into a large room like a cavern. Klinker lit a flaring gas-jet and
+made a gesture.
+
+"The Mercury Athletic Club gymnasier and sporting-room."
+
+It was a basement room, with two iron-grated windows at the back. Two
+walls were lined with stout shelves, partially filled with boxes. The
+remaining space, including wall-space, was occupied by the most curious
+and puzzling contrivances that Queed had ever seen. Out of the glut of
+enigmas there was but one thing--a large mattress upon the floor--that
+he could recognize without a diagram.
+
+"Your caretaker sleeps here, I perceive."
+
+Klinker laughed. "Look around you, Doc. Take a good gaze."
+
+Doc obeyed. Klinker picked up a "sneaker" from the floor and hurled it
+with deadly precision at a weight-and-pulley across the room.
+
+"There's your medicine, Doc!"
+
+Orange-stick in mouth, he went around like a museum guide, introducing
+the beloved apparatus to the visitor under its true names and uses, the
+chest-weights, dumb-bells and Indian clubs, flying-rings, a
+rowing-machine, the horizontal and parallel bars, the punching-bag and
+trapeze. Klinker lingered over the ceremonial; it was plain that the
+gymnasier was very dear to him. In fact, he loved everything pertaining
+to bodily exercise and manly sport; he caressed a boxing-glove as he
+never caressed a lady's hand; the smell of witch-hazel on a hard bare
+limb was more titillating to him than any intoxicant. The introduction
+over, Klinker sat down tenderly on the polished seat of the
+rowing-machine, and addressed Doctor Queed, who stood with an academic
+arm thrown gingerly over the horizontal bar.
+
+"There's your medicine, Doe. And if you don't take it--well, it may be
+the long good-by for yours before the flowers bloom again."
+
+"How do you mean, Mr. Klinker--there is my medicine?"
+
+"I mean, you need half an hour to an hour's hardest kind of work right
+here every day, reg'lar as meals."
+
+Queed started as though he had been stung. He cleared his throat
+nervously.
+
+"No doubt that would be beneficial--in a sense, but I cannot afford to
+take the time from My Book--"
+
+"That's where you got it dead wrong. You can't afford not to take the
+time. Any doctor'll tell you the same as me, that you'll never finish
+your book at all at the clip you're hitting now. You'll go with nervous
+prostration, and it'll wipe you out like a fly. Why, Doc," said Klinker,
+impressively, "you don't realize the kind of life you're leading--all
+indoors and sedentary and working twenty hours a day. I come in pretty
+late some nights, but I never come so late that there ain't a light
+under your door. A man can't stand it, I tell you, playing both ends
+against the middle that away. You got to pull up, or it's out the door
+feet first for you."
+
+Queed said uneasily: "One important fact escapes you, Mr. Klinker. I
+shall never let matters progress so far. When I feel my health giving
+way--"
+
+"Needn't finish--heard it all before. They think they're going to stop
+in time, but they never do. Old prostration catches 'em first every
+crack. You think an hour a day exercise would be kind of a waste, ain't
+that right? Kind of a dead loss off'n your book and studies?"
+
+"I certainly do feel--"
+
+"Well, you're wrong. Listen here. Don't you feel some days as if mebbe
+you could do better writing and harder writing if only you didn't feel
+so mean?"
+
+"Well ... I will frankly confess that sometimes--"
+
+"Didn't I know it! Do you know what, Doc? If you knocked out a little
+time for reg'lar exercise, you'd find when bedtime came, that you'd done
+better work than you ever did before."
+
+Queed was silent. He had the most logical mind in the world, and now at
+last Klinker had produced an argument that appealed to his reason.
+
+"I'll put it to you as a promise," said Klinker, eyeing him earnestly.
+"One hour a day exercise, and you do more work in twenty-four hours than
+you're doing now, besides feelin' one hundred per cent better all the
+time."
+
+Still Queed was silent. _One hour a day!_
+
+"Try it for only a month," said Klinker the Tempter.
+
+"I'll help you--glad to do it--I need the drill myself. Gimme an hour a
+day for just a month, and I'll bet you the drinks you wouldn't quit
+after that for a hundred dollars."
+
+Queed turned away from Klinker's honest eyes, and wrestled the bitter
+thing out. _Thirty Hours stolen from His Book!..._ Yesterday, even an
+hour ago, he would not have considered such an outrage for a moment. But
+now, driving him irresistibly toward the terrible idea, working upon him
+far more powerfully than his knowledge of headache, even than Klinker's
+promise of a net gain in his working ability, was this new irrationally
+disturbing knowledge that he was a physical incompetent.... If he had
+begun systematic exercise ten years ago, probably he could thrash Mr.
+Pat to-day.
+
+Yet an hour a day is not pried out of a sacred schedule of work without
+pains and anguish, and it was with a grim face that the Doc turned back
+to William Klinker.
+
+"Very well, Mr. Klinker, I will agree to make the experiment,
+tentatively--an hour a day for thirty days only."
+
+"Right for you, Doc! You'll never be sorry--take it from me."
+
+Klinker was a brisk, efficient young man. The old gang that had fitted
+out the gymnasium had drifted away, and the thought of going once more
+into regular training, with a pupil all his own, was breath to his
+nostrils. He assumed charge of the ceded hour with skilled sureness.
+Rain or shine, the Doctor was to take half an hour's hard walking in the
+air every day, over and above the walk to the office. Every afternoon at
+six--at which hour the managerial duties at Stark's terminated--he was
+to report in the gym for half an hour's vigorous work on the apparatus.
+This iron-clad regime was to go into effect on the morrow.
+
+"I'll look at you stripped," said Klinker, eyeing his new pupil
+thoughtfully, "and see first what you need. Then I'll lay out a reg'lar
+course for you--exercises for all parts of the body. Got any trunks?"
+
+Queed looked surprised. "I have one small one--a steamer trunk, as it is
+called."
+
+Klinker explained what he meant, and the Doctor feared that his wardrobe
+contained no such article.
+
+"Ne'mmind. I can fit you up with a pair. Left Hand Tom's they used to
+be, him that died of the scarlet fever Thanksgiving. And say, Doc!"
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Here's the first thing I'll teach you. Never mister your
+sparring-partner."
+
+The Doc thought this out, laboriously, and presently said: "Very well,
+William."
+
+"Call me Buck, the same as all the boys."
+
+Klinker came toward him holding out an object made of red velveteen
+about the size of a pocket handkerchief.
+
+"Put these where you can find them to-morrow. You can have 'em. Left
+Hand Tom's gone where he don't need 'em any more."
+
+"What are they? What does one do with them?"
+
+"They're your trunks. You wear 'em."
+
+"Where? On--what portion, I mean?"
+
+"They're like little pants," said Klinker.
+
+The two men walked home together over the frozen streets. Queed was
+taciturn and depressed. He was annoyed by Klinker's presence and
+irritated by his conversation; he wanted nothing in the world so much as
+to be let alone. But honest Buck Klinker remained unresponsive to his
+mood. All the way to Mrs. Paynter's he told his new pupil grisly stories
+of men he had known who had thought that they could work all day and all
+night, and never take any exercise. Buck kindly offered to show the Doc
+their graves.
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+ _Formal Invitation to Fifi to share Queed's Dining-Room (provided
+ it is very cold upstairs); and First Outrage upon the Sacred
+ Schedule of Hours._
+
+
+Queed supped in an impenetrable silence. The swelling rednesses both
+above and below his left eye attracted the curious attention of the
+boarders, but he ignored their glances, and even Klinker forbore to
+address him. The meal done, he ascended to his sacred chamber, but not
+alas, to remain.
+
+For a full week, the Scriptorium had been uninhabitable by night, the
+hands of authors growing too numb there to write. On this night,
+conditions were worse than ever; the usual valiant essay was defeated
+with more than the usual case. Queed fared back to his dining-room, as
+was now becoming his melancholy habit. And to-night the necessity was
+exceptionally trying, for he found that the intrusive daughter of the
+landlady had yet once again spread her mathematics there before him.
+
+Nor could Fifi this time claim misunderstanding and accident. She fully
+expected the coming of Mr. Queed, and had been nervously awaiting it.
+The state of mind thus induced was not in the least favorable to doing
+algebra successfully or pleasurably. No amount of bodily comfort could
+compensate Fifi for having to have it. But her mother had ruled the
+situation to-night with a strong hand and a flat foot. The bedroom was
+_entirely too cold_ for Fifi. She must, positively _must_, go down to
+the warm and comfortable dining-room,--do you hear me, Fifi? As for Mr.
+Queed--well, if he made himself objectionable, Sharlee would simply have
+to give him another good talking to.
+
+Yet Fifi involuntarily cowered as she looked up and murmured: "Oh--good
+evening!"
+
+Mr. Queed bowed. In the way of conveying displeasure, he had in all
+probability the most expressive face in America.
+
+He passed around to his regular place, disposed his books and papers,
+and placed his _Silence_ sign in a fairly conspicuous position. This
+followed his usual custom. Yet his manner of making his arrangements
+to-night wanted something of his ordinary aggressive confidence. In
+fact, his promise to give an hour a day to exercise lay on his heart
+like lead, and the lumps on his eye, large though they were, did not in
+the least represent the dimensions of the fall he had received at the
+hands of Mr. Pat.
+
+Fifi was looking a little more fragile than when we saw her last, a
+little more thin-cheeked, a shade more ethereal-eyed. Her cough was
+quite bad to-night, and this increased her nervousness. How could she
+_help_ from disturbing him with that dry tickling going on right along
+in her throat? It had been a trying day, when everything seemed to go
+wrong from the beginning. She had waked up feeling very listless and
+tired; had been late for school; had been kept in for Cicero. In the
+afternoon she had been going to a tea given to her class at the school,
+but her mother said her cold was too bad for her to go, and besides she
+really felt too tired. She hadn't eaten any supper, and had been quite
+cross with her mother in their talk about the dining-room, which was the
+worst thing that had happened at all. And now at nine o'clock she wanted
+to go to bed, but her algebra would not, _would not_ come right, and
+life was horrible, and she was unfit to live it anyway, and she wished
+she was ...
+
+"You are crying," stated a calm young voice across the table.
+
+Brought up with a cool round turn, greatly mortified, Fifi thought that
+the best way to meet the emergency was just to say nothing.
+
+"What is the matter?" demanded the professorial tones.
+
+"Oh, nothing," she said, winking back the tears and trying to smile,
+apologetically--"just silly reasons. I--I've spent an hour and ten
+minutes on a problem here, and it won't come right. I'm--sorry I
+disturbed you."
+
+There was a brief silence. Mr. Queed cleared his throat.
+
+"You cannot solve your problem?"
+
+"I haven't _yet_," she sniffed bravely, "but of course I will _soon_.
+Oh, I understand it very well...."
+
+She kept her eyes stoutly fixed upon her book, which indicated that not
+for worlds would she interrupt him further. Nevertheless she felt his
+large spectacles upon her. And presently he astonished her by saying,
+resignedly--doubtless he had decided that thus could the virginal calm
+be most surely and swiftly restored:--
+
+"Bring me your book. I will solve your problem."
+
+"Oh!" said Fifi, choking down a cough. And then, "Do you know all about
+algebra, too?"
+
+It seemed that Mr. Queed in his younger days had once made quite a
+specialty of mathematics, both lower, like Fifi's, and also far higher.
+The child's polite demurs were firmly overridden. Soon she was
+established in a chair at his side, the book open on the table between
+them.
+
+"Indicate the problem," said Mr. Queed.
+
+Fifi indicated it: No. 71 of the collection of stickers known as
+Miscellaneous Review. It read as follows:
+
+ 71. A laborer having built 105 rods of stone fence, found that if
+ he had built 2 rods less a day he would have been 6 days longer in
+ completing the job. How many rods a day did he build?
+
+Queed read this through once and announced: "He built seven rods a day."
+
+Fifi stared. "Why--how in the world, Mr Queed--"
+
+"Let us see if I am right. Proceed. Read me what you have written down."
+
+"Let _x_ equal the number of rods he built each day," began Fifi
+bravely.
+
+"Proceed."
+
+"Then _105_ divided by _x_ equals number of days consumed. And _105_
+divided by _x - 2_ equals number of days consumed, if he had built _2_
+rods less a day."
+
+"Of course."
+
+"And (_105_ / _x - 2_) + _6_ = number of days consumed if it had taken
+him six days longer."
+
+"Nothing of the sort."
+
+Fifi coughed. "I don't see why, exactly."
+
+"When the text says 'six days longer,' it means longer than what?"
+
+"Why--longer than ever."
+
+"Doubtless. But you must state it in terms of the problem."
+
+"In terms of the problem," murmured Fifi, her red-brown head bowed over
+the bewildering book--"in terms of the problem."
+
+"Of course," said her teacher, "there is but one thing which longer can
+mean; that is longer than the original rate of progress. Yet you add the
+six to the time required under the new rate of progress."
+
+"I--I'm really afraid I don't quite see. I'm dreadfully stupid, I
+know--"
+
+"Take it this way then. You have set down here two facts. One fact is
+the number of days necessary under the old rate of progress; the other
+is the number of days necessary under the new rate. Now what is the
+difference between them?"
+
+"Why--isn't that just what I don't know?"
+
+"I can't say what you don't know. This is something that _I_ know very
+well."
+
+"But you know everything," she murmured.
+
+Without seeking to deny this, Queed said: "It tells you right there in
+the book."
+
+"I don't see it," said Fifi, nervously looking high and low, not only in
+the book but all over the room.
+
+The young man fell back on the inductive method: "What is that six
+then?"
+
+"Oh! _Now_ I see. It's the difference in the number of days
+consumed--isn't it?"
+
+"Naturally. Now put down your equation. No, no! The greater the rate of
+progress, the fewer the number of days. Do not attempt to subtract the
+greater from the less."
+
+Now Fifi figured swimmingly:--
+
+ (105/(x-2)) - (105/x) = 6
+
+ 105x - 105x + 210 = 6x^2 - 12x
+
+ 6x^2 - 12x - 210 = 0
+
+ 6x^2 - 12x - 210 = 0
+
+ x^2 - 2x - 35 = 0
+
+ (x - 7) (X + 5) = 0
+
+ x = 7 or -5
+
+She smiled straight into his eyes, sweetly and fearlessly. "Seven! Just
+what you said! Oh, if I could only do them like you! I'm ever and ever
+so much obliged, Mr. Queed--and now I can go to bed."
+
+Mr. Queed avoided Fifi's smile; he obviously deliberated.
+
+"If you have any more of these terrible difficulties," he said slowly,
+"it isn't necessary for you to sit there all evening and cry over them.
+You ... may ask me to show you."
+
+"Oh, _could_ I really! Thank you ever so much. But no, I won't be here,
+you see. I didn't mean to come to-night--truly, Mr. Queed--I know I
+bother you _so_--only Mother made me."
+
+"Your mother made you? Why?"
+
+"Well--it's right cold upstairs, you know," said Fifi, gathering up her
+books, "and she thought it might not be very good for my cough...."
+
+Queed glanced impatiently at the girl's delicate face. A frown deepened
+on his brow; he cleared his throat with annoyance.
+
+"Oh, I am willing," he said testily, "for you to bring your work here
+whenever it is very cold upstairs."
+
+"Oh, how good you are, Mr. Queed!" cried Fifi, staggered by his
+nobility. "But of course I can't think of bothering--"
+
+"I should not have asked you," he interrupted her, irritably, "if I had
+not been willing for you to come."
+
+But for all boarders, their comfort and convenience, Fifi had the great
+respect which all of us feel for the source of our livelihood; and,
+stammering grateful thanks, she again assured him that she could not
+make such a nuisance of herself. However, of course Mr. Queed had his
+way, as he always did.
+
+This point definitely settled, he picked up his pencil, which was his
+way of saying, "And now, for heaven's sake--good-night!" But Fifi, her
+heart much softened toward him, stood her ground, the pile of
+school-books tucked under her arm.
+
+"Mr. Queed--I--wonder if you won't let me get something to put on your
+forehead? That bruise is so dreadful--"
+
+"Oh, no! No! It's of no consequence whatever."
+
+"But I don't think you can have noticed how bad it is. Please let me,
+Mr. Queed. Just a little dab of arnica or witch-hazel--"
+
+"My forehead does very well as it is, I assure you."
+
+Fifi turned reluctantly. "Indeed something on it would make it get well
+so _much_ faster. I wish you would--"
+
+Ah! There was a thought. As long as he had this bruise people would be
+bothering him about it. It was a world where a man couldn't even get a
+black eye without a thousand busybodies commenting on it.
+
+"If you are certain that its healing will be hastened--"
+
+"Positive!" cried Fifi happily, and vanished without more speech.
+
+One Hour a Day to be given to Bodily Exercise.... How long, O Lord, how
+long!
+
+Fifi returned directly with white cloths, scissors, and two large
+bottles.
+
+"I won't take hardly a minute--you see! Listen, Mr. Queed. One of these
+bottles heals fairly well and doesn't hurt at all worth mentioning.
+That's witch-hazel. The other heals very well and fast, but
+stings--well, a lot; and that's turpentine. Which will you take?"
+
+"The turpentine," said Mr. Queed in a martyr's voice.
+
+Fifi's hands were very deft. In less than no time, she made a little
+lint pad, soaked it in the pungent turpentine, applied it to the
+unsightly swelling, and bound it firmly to the young man's head with a
+snowy band. In all of Mr. Queed's life, this was the first time that a
+woman had ministered to him. To himself, he involuntarily confessed that
+the touch of the girl's hands upon his forehead was not so annoying as
+you might have expected.
+
+Fifi drew off and surveyed her work sympathetically yet professionally.
+The effect of the white cloth riding aslant over the round glasses and
+academic countenance was wonderfully rakish and devil-may-care.
+
+"Do you feel the sting much so far?"
+
+"A trifle," said the Doctor.
+
+"It works up fast to a kind of--climax, as I remember, and then slowly
+dies away. The climax will be pretty bad--I'm so sorry! But when it's at
+its worst just say to yourself, 'This is doing me lots and lots of
+good,' and then you won't mind so much."
+
+"I will follow the directions," said he, squirming in his chair.
+
+"Thank you for letting me do it, and for the algebra, and--good-night."
+
+"Good-night."
+
+He immediately abandoned all pretense of working. To him it seemed that
+the climax of the turpentine had come instantly; there was no more
+working up about it than there was about a live red coal. The mordant
+tooth bit into his blood; he rose and tramped the floor, muttering
+savagely to himself. But he would not pluck the hateful thing off, no,
+no--for that would have been an admission that he was wrong in putting
+it on; and he was never wrong.
+
+So Bylash, reading one of Miss Jibby's works in the parlor, and pausing
+for a drink of water at the end of a glorious chapter, found him
+tramping and muttering. His flying look dared Bylash to address him, and
+Bylash prudently took the dare. But he poured his drink slowly, stealing
+curious glances and endeavoring to catch the drift of the little
+Doctor's murmurings.
+
+In this attempt he utterly failed, because why? Obviously because the
+Doctor cursed exclusively in the Greek and Latin languages.
+
+In five minutes, Queed was upon his work again. Not that the turpentine
+was yet dying slowly away, as Fifi had predicted that it would. On the
+contrary it burned like the fiery furnace of Shadrach and Abednego. But
+_One Hour a Day to be given to Bodily Exercise!_... Oh, every second
+must be made to count now, whether one's head was breaking into flame or
+not.
+
+Whatever his faults or foibles, Mr. Queed was captain of his soul. But
+the fates were against him to-night. In half an hour, when the
+sting--they called this conflagration a sting!--was beginning to get
+endurable and the pencil to move steadily, the door opened and in strode
+Professor Nicolovius; he, it seemed, wanted matches. Why under heaven,
+if a man wanted matches, couldn't he buy a thousand boxes and store them
+in piles in his room?
+
+The old professor apologized blandly for his intrusion, but seemed in no
+hurry to make the obvious reparation. He drew a match along the bottom
+of the mantle-shelf, eyeing the back of the little Doctor's head as he
+did so, and slowly lit a cigar.
+
+"I'm sorry to see that you've met with an accident, Mr. Queed. Is there
+anything, perhaps, that I might do?"
+
+"Nothing at all, thanks," said Queed, so indignantly that Nicolovius
+dropped the subject at once.
+
+The star-boarder of Mrs. Paynter's might have been fifty-five or he
+might have been seventy, and his clothes had long been the secret envy
+of Mr. Bylash. He leaned against the mantel at his ease, blowing blue
+smoke.
+
+"You find this a fairly pleasant place to sit of an evening, I daresay!"
+he purred, presently.
+
+The back of the young man's head was uncompromisingly stern. "I might as
+well try to write in the middle of Centre Street."
+
+"So?" said Nicolovius, not catching his drift. "I should have thought
+that--"
+
+"The interruptions," said Queed, "are constant."
+
+The old professor laughed. "Upon my word, I don't blame you for saying
+that. The gross communism of a boarding-house ... it does gall one at
+times! So far as I am concerned, I relieve you of it at once.
+Good-night."
+
+The afternoon before Nicolovius had happened to walk part of the way
+downtown with Mr. Queed, and had been favored with a fair amount of his
+stately conversation. He shut the door now somewhat puzzled by the young
+man's marked curtness; but then Nicolovius knew nothing about the
+turpentine.
+
+The broken evening wore on, with progress slower than the laborer's in
+Problem 71, when he decided to build two rods less a day. At eleven,
+Miss Miller, who had been to the theatre, breezed in; she wanted a drink
+of water. At 11.45--Queed's open watch kept accurate tally--there came
+Trainer Klinker, who, having sought his pupil vainly in the Scriptorium,
+retraced his steps to rout him out below. At sight of the tall bottle in
+Klinker's hand Queed shrank, fearing that Fifi had sent him with a
+second dose of turpentine. But the bottle turned out to contain merely a
+rare unguent just obtained by Klinker from his friend Smithy, the
+physical instructor at the Y.M.C.A., and deemed surprisingly effective
+for the development of the academic bicep.
+
+At last there was blessed quiet, and he could write again. The city
+slept; the last boarder was abed; the turpentine had become a peace out
+of pain; only the ticking of the clock filtered into the perfect calm of
+the dining-room. The little Doctor of Mrs. Paynter's stood face to face
+with his love, embraced his heart's desire. He looked into the heart of
+Science and she gave freely to her lord and master. Sprawled there over
+the Turkey-red cloth, which was not unhaunted by the ghosts of dead
+dinners, he became chastely and divinely happy. His mind floated away
+into the empyrean; he saw visions of a far more perfect Society; dreamed
+dreams of the ascending spiral whose law others had groped at, but he
+would be the first to formulate; caught and fondled the secret of the
+whole great Design; reduced it to a rule-of-thumb to do his bidding;
+bestrode the whole world like a great Colossus....
+
+From which flight he descended with a thud to observe that it was
+quarter of two o'clock, and the dining-room was cold with the dying down
+of the Latrobe, and the excellent reading-lamp in the death-throes of
+going out.
+
+He went upstairs in the dark, annoyed with himself for having overstayed
+his bedtime. Long experimentation had shown him that the minimum of
+sleep he could get along with to advantage was six and one-half hours
+nightly. This meant bed at 1.30 exactly, and he hardly varied it five
+minutes in a year. To his marrow he was systematic; he was as definite
+as an adding-machine, as practical as a cash register. But even now, on
+this exceptional night, he did not go straight to bed. Something still
+remained to be accomplished: an outrage upon his sacred Schedule.
+
+In the first halcyon days at Mrs. Paynter's, before the board question
+ever came up at all, the iron-clad Schedule of Hours under which he was
+composing his great work had stood like this:
+
+ 8.20 Breakfast
+ 8.40 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 1.30 Dinner
+ 2 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 7 Supper
+ 7.20 to 1.30 Evolutionary Sociology
+
+But the course of true love never yet ran smooth, and this schedule was
+too ideal to stand. First the _Post_ had come along and nicked a clean
+hour out of it, and now his Body had unexpectedly risen and claimed yet
+another hour. And, beyond even this ... some devilish whim had betrayed
+him to-night into offering his time for the service and uses of the
+landlady's daughter in the puling matter of algebra.
+
+No ... _no!_ He would not put that in. The girl could not be so selfish
+as to take advantage of his over-generous impulse. She _must_ understand
+that his time belonged to the ages and the race, not to the momentary
+perplexities of a high school dunce.... At the worst it would be only
+five minutes here and there--say ten minutes a week; forty minutes a
+month. No, no! He would not put that in.
+
+But the hour of Bodily Exercise could not be so evaded. It must go in.
+On land or sea there was no help for that. For thirty days henceforward
+at the least--and a voice within him whispered that it would be for much
+longer--his Schedule must stand like this:
+
+ 8.20 Breakfast
+ 8.40 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 1.30 Dinner
+ 2 Evolutionary Sociology
+ 4.45 to 5.15 Open-Air Pedestrianism
+ 5.15 to 6.15 The _Post_
+ 6.15 to 6.45 Klinker's Exercises for all Parts of the Body
+ 7 Supper
+ 7.20 Evolutionary Sociology
+
+Hand clasped in his hair, Queed stared long at this wreckage with a
+sense of foreboding and utter despondency. Doubtless Mr. Pat, who was at
+that moment peacefully pulling a pipe over his last galleys at the
+_Post_ office, would have been astonished to learn what havoc his
+accursed fleas had wrought with the just expectations of posterity.
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+ _Of Charles Gardiner West, President-Elect of Blaines College, and
+ his Ladies Fair: all in Mr. West's Lighter Manner._
+
+
+The closing German of the Thursday Cotillon, hard upon the threshold of
+a late Lent, was a dream of pure delight. Six of them in the heart of
+every season since 1871, these Germans have become famous wherever the
+light fantastic toe of aristocracy trips and eke is tripped. They are
+the badge of quality, and the test of it, the sure scaling-rod by which
+the frightened debutante may measure herself at last, to ask of her
+mirror that night, with who can say what tremors: "_Am I a success?_"
+Over these balls strangers go mad. They come from immense distances to
+attend them, sometimes with superciliousness; are instantly captivated;
+and returning to their homes, wherever they may be, sell out their
+businesses for a song and move on, to get elected if they can, which
+does not necessarily follow.
+
+Carriages, in stately procession, disembarked their precious freight;
+the lift, laden with youth and beauty, shot up and down like a glorious
+Jack-in-the-Box; over the corridors poured a stream of beautiful maidens
+and handsome gentlemen, to separate for their several tiring-rooms, and
+soon to remeet in the palm-decked vestibule. Within the great room,
+couples were already dancing; Fetzy's Hungarians on a dais, concealed
+behind a wild thicket of growing things, were sighing out a wonderful
+waltz; rows of white-covered chairs stood expectantly on all four sides
+of the room; and the chaperones, august and handsome, stood in a stately
+line to receive and to welcome. And to them came in salutation Charles
+Gardiner West and, beside him, the lady whom he honored with his hand
+that evening, Miss Millicent Avery, late of Maunch Chunk, but now of
+Ours.
+
+They made their devoirs to the dowagers; silently they chose their
+seats, which he bound together with a handkerchief in a true lovers'
+knot; and, Fetzy's continuing its heavenly work, he put his arm about
+her without speech, and they floated away upon the rhythmic tide.
+
+At last her voice broke the golden silence: "I feel enormously happy
+to-night. I don't know why."
+
+The observation might seem unnoteworthy to the casual, but it carried
+them all around the room again.
+
+"Fortune is good to me," said he, as lightly as he could, "to let me be
+with you when you feel like that."
+
+He had never seen her so handsome; the nearness of her beauty
+intoxicated him; her voice was indolent, provocative. She was superbly
+dressed in white, and on her rounded breast nodded his favor, a splendid
+corsage of orchid and lily-of-the-valley.
+
+"Fortune?" she queried. "Don't you think that men bring these things to
+pass for themselves?"
+
+They had made the circle on that, too, before West said: "I wonder if
+you begin to understand what a power you have of bringing happiness to
+me."
+
+He looked, and indeed, for the transient moment, he felt, like a man who
+must have his answer, for better or worse, within the hour. She saw his
+look, and her eyes fell before it, not wholly because she knew how to do
+that to exactly the best advantage. Few persons would have mistaken Miss
+Avery for a wholly inexperienced and unsophisticated girl. But how was
+she to know that that same look had risen in the eyes of West, and that
+same note, obviously sincere, broken suddenly into his pleasant voice,
+for many, many of the fair?
+
+The music died in a splendid crash, and they threaded their way to their
+seats, slowly and often stopped, across the crowded floor. Many eyes
+followed them as they walked. She was still "new" to us; she was
+beautiful; she was her own young lady, and something about her suggested
+that she would be slightly unsafe for boys, the headstrong, and the
+foolish; rumor made her colossally wealthy. As for him, he was the glass
+of fashion and the mould of form, and much more than that besides. Of an
+old name but a scanty fortune, he had won his place by his individual
+merits; chiefly, perhaps, for so wags the world, by an exterior
+singularly prepossessing and a manner that was a possession above
+rubies. His were good looks of the best fashion of men's good looks; not
+a tall man, he yet gave the effect of tallness, so perfect was his
+carriage, so handsome his address. And he was as clever as charming;
+cultured as the world knows culture; literary as the term goes; nor was
+there any one who made a happier speech than he, whether in the forum or
+around the festal board. Detractors, of course, he had--as which of
+those who raise their heads above the dead level have not?--but they
+usually contented themselves with saying, as Buck Klinker had once said,
+that his manners were a little too good to be true. To most he seemed a
+fine type of the young American of the modern South; a brave gentleman;
+a true Democrat with all his honors; and, though he had not yet been
+tested in any position of responsibility, a rising man who held the
+future in his hand.
+
+They took their seats, and at last he freed himself from the unsteadying
+embarrassment which had shaken him at the first sight of her under the
+brilliant lights of the ballroom.
+
+"Two things have happened to make this seventh of March a memorable day
+for me," said he. "Two great honors have come to me. They are both for
+your ear alone."
+
+She flung upon him the masked battery of her eyes. They were
+extraordinary eyes, gray and emerald, not large, but singularly long. He
+looked fully into them, and she slowly smiled.
+
+"The other honor," said Charles Gardiner West, "is of a commoner kind.
+They want to make me president of Blaines College."
+
+"Oh--really!" said Miss Avery, and paused. "And shall you let them do
+it?"
+
+He nodded, suddenly thoughtful and serious. "Long before snow flies,
+Semple & West will be Semple and Something else. They'll elect me in
+June. I needn't say that no one must know of this now--but you."
+
+"Of course. It is a great honor," she said, with faint enthusiasm. "But
+why are you giving up your business? Doesn't it interest you?"
+
+He made a large gesture. "Oh, it interests me.... But what does it all
+come to, at the last? A man aspires to find some better use for his
+abilities than dollar-baiting, don't you think?"
+
+Miss Avery privately thought not, though she certainly did not like his
+choice of terms.
+
+"If a man became the greatest stock-jobber in the world, who would
+remember him after he was gone? Miss Avery, I earnestly want to serve.
+My deepest ambition is to leave some mark for the better upon my
+environment, my city, and my State. I am baring my small dream for you
+to look at, you see. Now this little college ..."
+
+But a daring youth by the name of Beverley Byrd bore Miss Avery away for
+the figure which was just then forming, and the little college hung in
+the air for the nonce. Mr. West was so fortunate as to secure the hand
+of Miss Weyland for the figure, he having taken the precaution to ask
+that privilege when he greeted her some minutes since. Couple behind
+couple they formed, the length of the great room, and swung away on a
+brilliant march.
+
+"It's going to be a delicious German--can't you tell by the _feel_?"
+began Sharlee, doing the march with a _deux-temps_ step. "I'm so glad to
+see you, for it seems ages since we met, though, you know, it was only
+last week. Is not that a nice speech for greeting? Only I must tell you
+that I've said it to four other men already, and the evening is yet
+young."
+
+"Is there nothing in all the world that you can say, quite new and
+special, for me?"
+
+"Oh, yes! For one thing your partner to-night is altogether the
+loveliest thing I ever saw. And for another--"
+
+"I am listening."
+
+"For another, _her_ partner to-night is quite the nicest man in all this
+big, big room."
+
+"And how many men have you said that to to-night, here in the youth of
+the evening?"
+
+But the figure had reached that point where the paths of partners must
+diverge for a space, and at this juncture Sharlee whirled away from him.
+Around and up the room swept the long file of low-cut gowns and pretty
+faces, and step for step across the floor moved a similar line of
+swallow-tail and masculinity. At the head of the room the two lines
+curved together again, round meeting round, and here, in good time, the
+lovely billow bore on Sharlee, who slipped her little left hand into
+West's expectant right with the sweetest air in the world.
+
+"Nobody but you, Charles Gardiner West," said she.
+
+The whistle blew; the music changed; and off they went upon the dreamy
+valse.
+
+There are dancers in this world, and other dancers; but Sharlee was the
+sort that old ladies stop and watch. Of her infinite poetry of motion it
+is only necessary to say that she could make even "the Boston" look
+graceful; as witness her now. In that large room, detectives could have
+found men who thought Sharlee decidedly prettier than Miss Avery. Her
+look was not languorous; her voice was not provocative; her eyes were
+not narrow and tip-tilted; they did not look dangerous in the least,
+unless you so regard all extreme pleasure derived from looking at
+anything in the nature of eyes. Nor was there anything in the least
+businesslike, official, or stenographic about her manner. If her head
+bulged with facts about the treatment of the deficient classes, no hint
+of that appeared in her talk at parties. Few of the young men she danced
+with thought her clever, and this shows how clever she really was. For
+there are men in this world who will run ten city blocks in any weather
+to avoid talking to a woman who knows more than they do, and knows it,
+and shows that she knows that she knows it.
+
+Charles Gardiner West looked down at Sharlee; and the music singing in
+his blood, and the measure that they trod together, was all a part of
+something splendid that belonged to them alone in the world. Another man
+at such a moment would have contented himself with a pretty speech, but
+West gave his sacred confidence. He told Sharlee about the presidency of
+Blaines College.
+
+Sharlee did not have to ask what he would do with such an offer. She
+recognized at sight the opportunity for service he had long sought; and
+she so sincerely rejoiced and triumphed in it for him that his heart
+grew very tender toward her, and he told her all his plans; how he meant
+to make of Blaines College a great enlightened modern institution which
+should turn out a growing army of brave young men for the upbuilding of
+the city and the state.
+
+"They elect me the first of June. Of course I am supposed to know
+nothing about it yet, and you must keep it as a great secret if you
+please. I give up my business in April. The next month goes to my plans,
+arranging and laying out a great advertising campaign for the September
+opening. Early in June I shall sail for Europe, nominally for a little
+rest, but really to study the school systems of the old world. The
+middle of August will find me at my new desk, oh, so full of enthusiasms
+and high hopes!"
+
+"It's splendid.... Oh, how fine!" paeaned she.
+
+Upon the damask wrapping of Sharlee's chair lay a great armful of red,
+red roses, the gift of prodigal young Beverley Byrd, and far too large
+to carry. She lifted them up; scented their fragrance; selected and
+broke a perfect flower from its long stem; and held it out with a look.
+
+"The Assistant Secretary of the State Department of Charities presents
+her humble duty to President West."
+
+"Ah! Then the president commands his minion to place it tenderly in his
+buttonhole."
+
+"Look at the sea of faces ... lorgnettes, too. The minion _dassen't_."
+
+"Oh, that we two were Maying!"
+
+"You misread our announcement," said Beverley Byrd, romping up. "No
+opening for young men here, Gardy! Butt out."
+
+West left her, his well-shaped head in something of a whirl. In another
+minute he was off with Miss Avery upon a gallant two-step.
+
+Fetzy's played on; the dancers floated or hopped according to their
+nature; and presently a waltz faded out and in a breath converted itself
+into the march for supper, the same air always for I don't know how many
+years.
+
+Miss Avery rose slowly from her seat, a handsome siren shaped, drilled,
+fitted, polished from her birth for nothing else than the beguiling of
+lordly man. From the heart of her beautiful bouquet she plucked a spray
+of perfect lily-of-the-valley, and, eyes upon her own flowers, held it
+out to West.
+
+"They are beautiful," she said in her languorous voice. "I hadn't
+thanked you for them, had I? Wear this for me, will you not?" She looked
+up and her long eyes fell--we need not assume for the first time--upon
+the flower in his lapel. "I beg your pardon," she said, with the
+slightest change of expression and voice. "I see that you are already
+provided. Shall we not go up?"
+
+Laughing, he plucked a red, red rose from his buttonhole and jammed it
+carelessly in his pocket.
+
+"Give it to me."
+
+"Why, it's of no consequence. Flowers quickly fade."
+
+"Won't you understand?... you maddening lady. I've known all these girls
+since they were born. When they offer me flowers, shall I hurt their
+feelings and refuse? Give it to me."
+
+She shook her head slowly.
+
+"Don't you know that I'll prize it--and why?" said he in a low voice.
+"Give it to me."
+
+Their eyes met; hers fluttered down; but she raised them suddenly and
+put the flower in his buttonhole, her face so close that he felt her
+breath on his cheek.
+
+Beside him at supper, she took up the thread of their earlier talk.
+
+"If you must give up your business, why shouldn't it be for something
+bigger than the college--public life for instance?"
+
+"I may say," West answered her, "that as yet there has not been that
+sturdy demand from the public, that uproarious insistence from the
+honest voter ..."
+
+"At dinner the other evening I met one of your fine old patriarchs,
+Colonel Cowles. He told us that the new Mayor of this city, if he was at
+all the right sort, would go from the City Hall to the Governorship. And
+do you know who represents his idea of the right sort of Mayor?"
+
+West, picking at a bit of duck, said that he hadn't the least idea.
+
+"So modest--so modest! He said that the city needed a young progressive
+man of the better class and the highest character, and that man
+was--you. No other, by your leave! The Mayoralty, the Governorship, the
+Senate waiting behind that, perhaps--who knows? Is it wise to bottle
+one's self up in the blind alley of the college?"
+
+Thus Delilah: to which Samson replied that a modern college is by no
+means a blind alley; that from the presidential retreat he would keep a
+close eye upon the march of affairs, doubtless doing his share toward
+moulding public opinion through contributions to the _Post_ and the
+reviews; that, in fact, public life had long had an appeal for him, and
+that if at any time a cry arose in the land for him to come forward ...
+
+"For a public career," said Delilah, with a sigh, "I should think you
+had far rather be editor of the _Post_, for example, than head of this
+college."
+
+Samson made an engaging reply that had to do with Colonel Cowles. The
+talk ran off into other channels, but somehow Delilah's remark stuck in
+the young man's head.
+
+Soul is not all that flows at the Thursday German, and it has frequently
+been noticed that the dance becomes gayest after supper. But it
+becomes, too, sadly brief, and _Home Sweet Home_ falls all too soon upon
+the enthralled ear. Now began the movement toward that place, be it
+never so humble, like which there is none; and amid the throng gathered
+in the vestibule before the cloak-rooms, West again found himself face
+to face with Miss Weyland with whom he had stepped many a measure that
+evening.
+
+"I've been thinking about it lots, President West," said she; "it grows
+better all the time. Won't you please teach all your boys to be very
+good, and to work hard, and never to grow up to make trouble for the
+State Department of Charities."
+
+She had on a carriage-robe of light blue, collared and edged with white
+fur, and her arms were as full of red roses as arms could be.
+
+"But if I do that too well," said he, "what would become of you? Blaines
+College shall never blot out the Department of Charities. I nearly
+forgot a bit of news. Gloomy news. The _Post_ is going to fire your
+little Doctor."
+
+"Ah--_no!_"
+
+"It looks that way. The directors will take it up definitely in April.
+Colonel Cowles is going to recommend it. He says the Doc has more
+learning than society requires."
+
+"But don't you think his articles give a--a tone to the paper--and--?"
+
+"I do; a sombre, awful, majestic tone, if you like, but still one that
+ought to be worth something."
+
+Sharlee looked sad, and it was one of her best looks.
+
+"Ah, me! I don't know what will become of him if he is turned adrift.
+Could you, _could_ you do anything?"
+
+"I can, and will," said he agreeably. "I think the man's valuable, and
+you may count on it that I shall use my influence to have him kept."
+
+So the Star and the Planet again fought in their courses for Mr. Queed.
+West, gazing down at her, overcoat on arm, looked like a Planet who
+usually had his way. The Star, too, had strong inclinations in the same
+direction. For example, she had noted at supper the lily-of-the-valley
+in the Planet's buttonhole, and she had not been able to see any good
+reason for that.
+
+Her eyes became dreamy. "How shall I say thank you?... I know. I must
+give you one of my pretty flowers for your buttonhole." She began
+pulling out one of the glorious roses, but suddenly checked herself and
+gazed off pensively into space, a finger at her lip. "Ah! I thought this
+gesture seemed strangely familiar, and now I remember. I gave him a
+flower once before, and ah, look!... the president of the college has
+tossed it away."
+
+West glanced hastily down at his buttonhole. The lily-of-the-valley was
+gone; he had no idea where he had lost it, nor could he now stay to
+inquire. The rose he took with tender carefulness from the upper pocket
+of his waistcoat.
+
+"What did Mademoiselle expect?" said he, with a courtly bow. "The
+president wears it over his heart."
+
+Sharlee's smile was a coronation for a man.
+
+"That one was for the president. This new one," said she, plucking it
+out, "is for the director and--the man."
+
+This new one, after all, she put into his buttonhole with her own hands,
+while he held her great bunch of them. As she turned away from the
+dainty ceremony, her color faintly heightened, Sharlee looked straight
+into the narrow eyes of Miss Avery, who, talking with a little knot of
+men some distance away, had been watching her closely. The two girls
+smiled and bowed to each other with extraordinary sweetness.
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+ _Of Fifi on Friendship, and who would be sorry if Queed died; of
+ Queed's Mad Impulse, sternly overcome; of his Indignant Call upon
+ Nicolovius, the Old Professor_.
+
+
+Could I interrupt you for just a minute, Mr. Queed?"
+
+"No. It is not time yet."
+
+"Cicero's so horrid to-night."
+
+"Don't scatter your difficulties, as I've told you before. Gather them
+all together and have them ready to present to me at the proper time. I
+shall make the usual pause," said Mr. Queed, "at nine sharp."
+
+Fifi, after all, had been selfish enough to take the little Doctor at
+his word. He had both given her the freedom of his dining-room and
+ordered her to bring her difficulties to him, instead of sitting there
+and noisily crying over them. And she had done his bidding, night after
+night. For his part he had stuck manfully by his moment of reckless
+generosity, no matter how much he may have regretted it. He helped Fifi,
+upon her request, without spoken protest or censure. But he insisted on
+doing it after an iron-clad schedule: Absolute silence until nine
+o'clock; then an interlude for the solving of difficulties; absolute
+silence after that; then at 9.45 a second interlude for the solving of
+the last difficulties of the night. The old rule of the dining-room, the
+_Silence_ sign, had been necessarily suspended, but the young man
+enforced his schedule of hours far more strictly than the average
+railroad.
+
+"Nine o'clock," he announced presently. "Bring me your difficulties."
+
+Fifi's brain was at low ebb to-night. She came around with several
+books, and he jabbed his pencil at her open Cicero with some contempt.
+
+"You have a fundamental lack of acquaintance with Latin grammar,
+Miss--Miss Fifi. You badly need--"
+
+"Why don't you call me Fifi, Mr. Queed? That's what all my friends call
+me."
+
+He stared at her startled; she thought his eyes looked almost terrified.
+"My dear young lady! _I'm_ not your friend."
+
+A rare color sprang into Fifi's pallid cheeks: "I--I thought you liked
+me--from your being so good about helping me with my lessons--and
+everything."
+
+Queed cleared his throat. "I do like you--in a way. Yes--in that way--I
+like you very well. I will call you F--Fifi, if you wish. But--friends!
+Oh, no! They take up more time than such a man as I can afford."
+
+"I don't think I would take up one bit more time as your friend than I
+do now," said Fifi, in a plaintive voice.
+
+Queed, uncomfortably aware of the flying minutes, felt like saying that
+that was impossible.
+
+"Oh, I know what I'm talking about, I assure you," said the possessor of
+two friends in New York. "I have threshed the whole question out in a
+practical way."
+
+"Suppose," said Fifi, "your book came out and you were very famous, but
+all alone in the world, without a friend. And you died and there was not
+one single person to cry and miss you--would you think that was a--a
+successful life?"
+
+"Oh, I suppose so! Yes, yes!"
+
+"But don't--don't you want to have people like you and be your friend?"
+
+"My dear young lady, it is not a question of what I want. I was not put
+here in the world to frivol through a life of gross pleasure. I have
+serious work to do in the service of humankind, and I can do it only by
+rigid concentration and ruthless elimination of the unessential. Surely
+you can grasp that?"
+
+"But--if you died to-morrow," said Fifi, fearfully fascinated by this
+aspect of the young man's majestic isolation,--"don't you know of
+anybody who'd be really and truly sorry?"
+
+"Really, I've never thought of it, but doubtless my two friends in New
+York would be sorry after their fashion. They, I believe, are all."
+
+"No they aren't! There's somebody else!"
+
+Queed supposed she was going to say God, but he dutifully inquired,
+"Who?"
+
+Fifi looked decidedly disappointed. "I thought you knew," she said,
+gazing at him with childlike directness. "Me."
+
+Queed's eyes fell. There was a brief silence. The young man became aware
+of a curious sensation in his chest which he did not understand in the
+least, but which he was not prepared to describe as objectionable. To
+pass over it, and to bring the conversation to an immediate close, he
+rapped the open book austerely with his pencil.
+
+"We must proceed with the difficulties. Let me hear you try the passage.
+Come! _Quam ob rem, Quirites_...."
+
+The nine o'clock difficulties proceeded with, and duly cleared up, Fifi
+did not stay for the second, or 9.45, interlude. She closed _M.T.
+Ciceronis Orationes Selectae_, gathered together her other paraphernalia,
+and then she said suddenly:--
+
+"I may leave school next week, Mr. Queed. I--don't think I'm going to
+graduate."
+
+He looked up, surprised and displeased. "Why on earth do you think
+that?"
+
+"Well, you see, they don't think I'm strong enough to keep up the work
+right now. The Doctor was here to-day, and that's what he says. It's
+silly, I think--I know I am."
+
+Queed was playing the devil's tattoo with his pencil, scowling somewhat
+nervously. "Did you want to graduate particularly?"
+
+A look of exquisite wistfulness swept the child's face, and was gone.
+"Yes, I wanted to--lots. But I won't mind so much after I've had time
+to get used to it. You know the way people are."
+
+There was a silence, during which the young man wrestled with the sudden
+mad idea of offering to help Fifi with all her lessons each night--not
+merely with the difficulties--thus enabling her to keep up with her
+class with a minimum of work. Where such an impulse came from he could
+not conjecture. He put it down with a stern hand. Personally, he felt,
+he might be almost willing to make this splendid display of altruism;
+but for the sake of posterity and the common good, he could not dream of
+stealing so much time from the Magnum Opus.
+
+"Well!" he said rather testily. "That is too bad."
+
+"I know you'll be glad not to have me bothering you any more with my
+lessons, and all."
+
+"I will not say that."
+
+He looked at Fifi closely, examined her face in a searching, personal
+manner, which he had probably never before employed in reviewing a human
+countenance.
+
+"You don't look well--no, not in the least. You are not well. You are a
+sick girl, and you ought to be in bed at this moment."
+
+Fifi colored with pleasure. "No," she said, "I am not well."
+
+Indeed Fifi was not well. Her cheek spoke of the three pounds she had
+lost since he had first helped her with her difficulties, and the eleven
+pounds before that. The hand upon the Turkey-red cloth was of such
+transparent thinness that you were sure you could see the lamplight
+shining through. Her eyes were startling, they were so full of
+other-worldly sweetness and so ringed beneath with shadows.
+
+"And if I stopped coming down here to work nights," queried Fifi
+shamelessly, "would you--miss me?"
+
+"Miss you?"
+
+"You wouldn't--you wouldn't! You'd only be glad not to have me around--"
+
+"I can truthfully say," said the little Doctor, glancing at his watch,
+"that I am sorry you are prevented from graduating."
+
+Fifi retired in a fit of coughing. She and her cough had played fast and
+loose with Queed's great work that evening, and, moreover, it took him a
+minute and a half to get her out of his mind after she had gone. Not
+long afterwards, he discovered that the yellow sheet he wrote upon was
+the last of his pad. That meant that he must count out time to go
+upstairs and get another one.
+
+Count out time! Why, that was what his whole life had come down to now!
+What was it but a steady counting out of ever more and more time?
+
+The thirty days of hours ceded to Klinker were up, and instead of at
+once bringing the prodigal experiment to a close, Doctor Queed found
+himself terribly tempted to listen to his trainer's entreaties and
+extend by fifty per centum the time allotted to the gymnasium and
+open-air pedestrianism. He could not avoid the knowledge that he felt
+decidedly better since he had begun the exercises, especially during
+these last few days. For a week "the" headache and he had been
+strangers. Much more important, he was conscious of bringing to his
+work, not indeed a livelier interest, for that would have been
+impossible, but an increasing vitality and an enlarged capacity. He kept
+the most careful sort of tabs upon himself, and his records seemed to
+show, at least for the past week or two, that his net volume of work had
+not been seriously lowered by the hour per day wrung from the Schedule.
+The exercises, then, seemed to be paying their own freight. And besides
+all this, they were clearly little mile-stones on the path which led men
+to physical competency and the ability to protect their articles from
+public affront.
+
+Still, an hour out was an hour out--three hundred and sixty-five hours a
+year--three months' delay in finishing his book. Making allowance for
+increased productivity, a month and a half's delay. And that was only a
+beginning. The _Post_--Klinker's Exercises for All Parts of the
+Body--Klinker himself, who called frequently--now Fifi (eighteen minutes
+this very evening)--who could say where the mad dissipation would end?
+On some uncharted isle in the far South Seas, perchance, a man might be
+let alone to do his work. But in this boarding-house, it was clear now,
+the effort was foredoomed and hopeless. Once make the smallest
+concession to the infernal ubiquity of the race, once let the topmost
+bar of your gate down never so little, and the whole accursed public
+descended with a whoop to romp all over the premises. What, oh, what was
+the use of trying?...
+
+"Ah, Mr. Queed--well met! Won't you stop in and see me a little while?
+You're enormously busy, I know--but possibly I can find something to
+interest you in my poor little collection of books."
+
+Nicolovius, coming up the stairs, had met Queed coming down, pad in
+hand. The impertinence of the old professor's invitation fitted superbly
+with the bitterness of the little Doctor's humor. It pressed the
+martyr's crown upon his brow till the perfectness of his grudge against
+a hateful world lacked nor jot nor tittle.
+
+"Oh, certainly! Certainly!" he replied, with the utmost indignation.
+
+Nicolovius, bowing courteously, pushed open the door.
+
+It was known in the boarding-house that the remodeling of the Second
+Hall Back into a private bathroom for Nicolovius had been done at his
+own expense, and rumor had it that for his two rooms--his "suite," as
+Mrs. Paynter called it--he paid down the sum of eighteen dollars weekly.
+The bed-sitting-room into which he now ushered his guest was the
+prettiest room ever seen by Mr. Queed, who had seen few pretty rooms in
+his life. Certainly it was a charming room of a usual enough type:
+lamp-lit and soft-carpeted; brass fittings about the fireplace where a
+coal fire glowed; a large red reading-table with the customary litter of
+books and periodicals; comfortable chairs to sit in; two uncommonly
+pretty mahogany bookcases with quaint leaded windows. The crude central
+identity about all bedrooms that had hitherto come within Queed's ken,
+to wit, the bed, seemed in this remarkable room to be wanting
+altogether. For how was he, with his practical inexperience, to know
+that the handsome leather lounge in the bay-window had its in'ards
+crammed full of sheets, and blankets, and hinges and collapsible legs?
+
+The young man gravitated instinctively toward the bookcases. His expert
+eye swept over the titles, and his gloom lightened a little.
+
+"You have some fair light reading here, I see," he said, plucking out a
+richly bound volume of Lecky's _History of European Morals_.
+
+Nicolovius, who was observing him closely, smiled to himself. "Ah, yes.
+I'm the merest dilettante, without your happiness of being a specialist
+of authority."
+
+The old professor was a tall man, though somewhat stooped and shrunken,
+and his head was as bare of hair as the palm of your hand; which of
+course was why he wore the black silk skull cap about the house. On the
+contrary his mustaches were singularly long and luxuriant, they, and the
+short, smart goatee, being of a peculiar deep auburn shade. His eyes
+were dark, brilliant, and slightly sardonic; there were yellow pouches
+under them and deep transverse furrows on his forehead; his nose, once
+powerfully aquiline, appeared to have been broken cleanly across the
+middle. Taken all in all, he was a figure to be noticed in any company.
+
+He came forward on his rubber heels and stood at his guest's elbow.
+
+"Your field is science, I believe? This Spencer was bound for me years
+ago, by a clever devil in Pittsburg, of all places; Huxley, too. My
+Darwin is hit and miss. Mill is here; Hume; the American John Fiske. By
+chance I have _The Wealth of Nations_. Here is a fine old book, Sir
+Henry Maine's _Ancient Law_. You know it, of course?"
+
+"All--all! I know them all," murmured the little Doctor, standing with
+two books under his arm and plucking out a third. "I look back sometimes
+and stand amazed at the immensity of my reading. Benjamin Kidd--ha! He
+won't be in so many libraries when I get through with him. You are
+rather strong on political economy, I see. Alfred Marshall does very
+well. Nothing much in philosophy. The _Contrat Social_--absurd."
+
+"Do you care for these?" asked Nicolovius, pointing to a row of
+well-worn works of Bible criticism. "Of course the Germans are far in
+the lead in this field, and I am unhappily compelled to rely on
+translations. Still I have--"
+
+"Here! Look here! I must have this! I must take this book from you!"
+interrupted Queed, rather excitedly dragging a fat blue volume from a
+lower shelf. "Crozier's _Civilization and Progress_. What a find! I need
+it badly. I'll just take it with me now, shall I not? Eh?"
+
+"I shall be only too happy to have you take it," said Nicolovius,
+blandly, "and as many others as you care for."
+
+"I'll have another look and see," said Queed. "My copy of Crozier
+disappeared some time before I left New York, and so far I have been
+unable to replace it. I am showing him up completely.... Why, this is
+singular--extraordinary! There's not a history among all these
+books--not a volume!"
+
+Nicolovius's expression oddly changed; his whole face seemed to tighten.
+"No," he said slowly, "I have some reason to dislike history."
+
+The young man straightened sharply, horrified. "Why don't you say at
+once that you hate Life--Man--the Evolution of the Race--and be done
+with it?"
+
+"Would that seem so dreadful to you?" The old man's face wore a sad
+smile. "I might say even that, I fear. Try one of those chairs by the
+fire. I shall not mind telling you how I came by this feeling. You don't
+smoke, I believe! You miss a good deal, but since you don't know it, how
+does it matter?"
+
+Nicolovius's haughty aloofness, his rigid uncommunicativeness, his
+grand ducal bearing and the fact that he paid eighteen dollars a week
+for a suite had of course made him a man of mark and mystery in the
+boarding-house, and in the romancings of Miss Miller he had figured as
+nearly everything from a fugitive crown prince to a retired
+counterfeiter. However, Queed positively refused to be drawn away from
+the book-shelves to listen to his story, and the old professor was
+compelled to turn away from the fire and to talk, at that, to the back
+of the young man's head.
+
+Nicolovius, so he told Queed, was not an American at all, but an
+Irishman, born at Roscommon, Connaught. His grandfather was a German,
+whence he got his name. But the lad grew up in the image of his mother's
+people. He became an intense patriot even for Ireland, an extremist
+among extremists, a notorious firebrand in a land where no wood glows
+dully. Equipped with a good education and natural parts, he had become a
+passionate leader in the "Young Ireland" movement; was a storm-centre
+all during the Home Rule agitations; and suddenly outgrew Ireland
+overnight during the "Parnellism and Crime" era. He got away to the
+coast, disguised as a coster, and once had the pleasure of giving a lift
+in his cart to the search-party who wanted him, dead or alive. This was
+in the year 1882.
+
+"You were mixed up in the Phoenix Park murders, I daresay?" interjected
+Queed, in his matter-of-fact way.
+
+"You will excuse my preference for a certain indefiniteness," said
+Nicolovius, with great sweetness.
+
+On this side, he had drifted accidentally into school-teaching, as a
+means of livelihood, and stuck at it, in New York, St. Paul, and, for
+many years, in Chicago. The need of a warmer climate for his health's
+sake, he said, had driven him South, and some three years before an
+appointment at Milner's Collegiate School had brought him to the city
+which he and the young man now alike called their own.
+
+Queed, still sacking the shelves for another find, asked if he had never
+revisited Ireland.
+
+"Ah, no," said Nicolovius, "there was no gracious pardon for my little
+peccadillo, no statute of limitations to run after me and pat me on the
+head. I love England best with the sea between us. You may fancy that a
+refugee Irishman has no fondness for reading history."
+
+He flicked the fire-ash from his cigar and looked at Queed. All the time
+he talked he had been watching the young man, studying him, conning him
+over....
+
+"My life ended when I was scarcely older than you. I have been dead
+while I was alive.... God pity you, young man, if you ever taste the
+bitter misery of that!"
+
+Queed turned around surprised at the sudden fierceness of the other's
+tone. Nicolovius instantly sprang up and went over to poke the fire; he
+came back directly, smiling easily and pulling at his long cigar.
+
+"Ah, well! Forgive the saddening reminiscences of an old man--not a
+common weakness with me, I assure you. May I say, Mr. Queed, how much
+your intellect, your culture, your admirable--ah--poise--amazing they
+seem to me in so young a man--have appealed to me among a population of
+Brookes, Bylashes, and Klinkers? You are the first man in many a day
+that has inspired me with an impulse toward friendship and confidence.
+It would be a real kindness if you'd come in sometimes of an evening."
+
+At the word "friendship" the young man flinched uncontrollably. Was the
+whole diabolical world in league to spring out and make friends with
+him?
+
+"Unfortunately," he said, with his iciest bow, "my time is entirely
+engrossed by my work."
+
+But as his eye went round the pretty, dim-lit room, he could not help
+contrasting it with the bleak Scriptorium above, and he added with a
+change of tone and a sigh:--
+
+"You appear wonderfully comfortable here."
+
+Nicolovius shrugged. "So-so," he said indifferently. "However, I shall
+make a move before long."
+
+"Indeed?"
+
+"I want more space and independence, more quiet--surcease from meeting
+fellow-boarders at every step. I plan to move into an apartment, or
+perhaps a modest little house, if I can manage it. For I am not rich,
+unhappily, though I believe the boarders think I am, because I make Emma
+a present of a dollar each year at the anniversary of the birth of our
+Lord."
+
+Queed ignored his little pleasantry. He was struck with the fact that
+Nicolovius had described exactly the sort of living arrangement that he
+himself most earnestly desired.
+
+"I should have made the move last year," continued Nicolovius, pulling
+at his auburn mustaches, "except that--well, I am more sensitive to my
+loneliness as I grow older, and the fact was that I lacked a congenial
+companion to share a pleasanter home with."
+
+The eyes of the two men met, and they moved away from each other as by
+common consent. Apparently the same thought popped simultaneously into
+both their minds. Queed dallied with his thought, frankly and with the
+purest unaltruism.
+
+Though this was the first time he had ever been in the old professor's
+pretty room, it was the third or fourth time he had been invited there.
+Nothing could be clearer than that Nicolovius liked him
+enormously,--where on earth did he get his fatal gift for attracting
+people?--nothing than that he was exactly the sort of congenial
+companion the old man desired. Why shouldn't he go and live with
+Nicolovius in his new home, the home of perfect quiet and immunity from
+boarders? And unbroken leisure, too, for of course Nicolovius would bear
+all expenses, and he himself would fly from all remunerative work as
+from the Black Death. Nay more, the old chap would very likely be
+willing to pay him a salary for his society, or at least, see that he
+was kept well supplied with everything he needed--books to demolish like
+this one under his arm, and ...
+
+He looked up and found the sardonic Italian eyes of the old professor
+fixed on him with a most curious expression.... No, no! Better even Mrs.
+Paynter's than solitude shared with this stagey old man, with his
+repellent face and his purring voice which his eyes so belied.
+
+"I must be going," said Queed hastily.
+
+His host came forward with suave expressions of regret. "However, I feel
+much complimented that you came at all. Pray honor me again very soon--"
+
+"I'll return this book sometime," continued the young man, already at
+the door. "You won't mind if I mark it, of course?"
+
+"My dear sir--most certainly not. Indeed I hoped that you would consent
+to accept it for your own, as a--"
+
+"No, I'll return it. I daresay you will find," he added with a faint
+smile, but his grossest one, "that my notes have not lessened its value
+exactly!"
+
+In the hall Queed looked at his watch; ten minutes to ten. _Twenty-five
+minutes to his visit upon the old professor!_
+
+However, let us be calm and just about it. The twenty-five minutes was
+not a flat loss: he had got Crozier by it. Crozier was worth twenty-five
+minutes; thirty-five, if it came to that--fifty!... But how to fit such
+a thing as this into the Schedule--and Klinker's visits--and the time he
+had given to Fifi to-night and very likely would have to give through an
+endless chain of to-morrows? Here was the burning crux. Was it endurable
+that the Schedule must be corrupted yet again?
+
+So far as little Fifi was concerned, it turned out that these agonies
+were superfluous; he had helped her with her lessons for the last time.
+She did not appear in the dining-room the next night, or the next, or
+the next. Inquiries from the boarders drew from Mrs. Paynter the
+information that the child's cough had pulled her down so that she had
+been remanded to bed for a day or two to rest up. But resting up
+appeared not to prove so simple a process as had been anticipated, and
+the day or two was soon running into weeks.
+
+Halcyon nights Queed enjoyed in the dining-room in Fifi's absence, yet
+faintly marred in a most singular way by the very absence which alone
+made them halcyon. It is a fact that you cannot give to any person
+fifteen minutes of valuable time every night, and not have your
+consciousness somewhat involved in that person's abrupt disappearance
+from your horizon. Messages from Fifi on matters of most trivial import
+came to Queed occasionally, and these served to keep alive his subtle
+awareness of her absence. But he never took any notice of the messages,
+not even of the one which said that he could look in and see her some
+afternoon if he wanted to.
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+ _Concerning a Plan to make a Small Gift to a Fellow-Boarder, and
+ what it led to in the Way of Calls; also touching upon Mr. Queed's
+ Dismissal from the Post, and the Generous Resolve of the Young
+ Lady, Charles Weyland._
+
+
+The State Department of Charities was a rudimentary affair in those
+days, just as Queed had said. Its appropriation was impossibly meager,
+even with the niggard's increase just wrung from the legislature. The
+whole Department fitted cozily into a single room in the Capitol; it was
+small as a South American army, this Department, consisting, indeed, of
+but the two generals. But the Secretary and the Assistant Secretary
+worked together like a team of horses. They had already done wonders,
+and their hopes were high with still more wonders to perform. In
+especial there was the reformatory. The legislature had adjourned
+without paying any attention to the reformatory, exactly as it had been
+meant to do. But a bill had been introduced, at all events, and the
+_Post_ had carried a second editorial, expounding and urging the plan;
+several papers in the smaller cities of the State had followed the
+_Post's_ lead; and thus the issue had been fairly launched, with the
+ground well broken for a successful campaign two years later.
+
+The office of the Department was a ship-shape place, with its two desks,
+a big one and a little one; the typewriter table; the rows and rows of
+letter-files on shelves; a sectional bookcase containing Charities
+reports from other States, with two shelves reserved for authoritative
+books by such writers as Willoughby, Smathers, and Conant. Here,
+doubtless, would some day stand the colossal work of Queed. At the big
+desk sat the Rev. Mr. Dayne, a practical idealist of no common sort, a
+kind-faced man with a crisp brown mustache. At the typewriter-table sat
+Sharlee Weyland, writing firm letters to thirty-one county almshouse
+keepers. It was hard upon noon. Sharlee looked tired and sad about the
+eyes. She had not been to supper at Mrs. Paynter's for months, but she
+went there nearly every afternoon from the office to see Fifi, who had
+been in bed for four weeks.
+
+The Department door opened, with no premonitory knock, and in walked, of
+all people, Mr. Queed.
+
+Sharlee came forward very cordially to greet the visitor, and at once
+presented him to the Secretary. However Queed dismissed Mr. Dayne very
+easily, and gazing at Sharlee sharply through his spectacles, said:
+
+"I should like to speak to you in private a moment."
+
+"Certainly," said Sharlee.
+
+"I'll step into the hall," said kind-faced Mr. Dayne.
+
+"No, no. Indeed you mustn't. We will."
+
+Sharlee faced the young man in the sunlit hail with sympathetic
+expectancy and some curiosity in her eyes.
+
+"There is," he began without preliminaries, "a girl at the house where I
+board, who has been confined to her bed with sickness for some weeks. It
+appears that she has grown thin and weak, so that they will not permit
+her to graduate at her school. This involves a considerable
+disappointment to her."
+
+"You are speaking of Fifi," said Sharlee, gently.
+
+"That is the girl's name, if it is of any interest to you--"
+
+"You know she is my first cousin."
+
+"Possibly so," he replied, as though to say that no one had the smallest
+right to hold him responsible for that. "In this connection, a small
+point has arisen upon which advice is required, the advice of a woman.
+You happen to be the only other girl I know. This," said Queed, "is why
+I have called."
+
+Sharlee felt flattered. "You are most welcome to my advice, Mr. Queed."
+
+He frowned at her through glasses that looked as big and as round as
+butter-saucers, with an expression in which impatience contended with
+faint embarrassment.
+
+"As her fellow-lodger," he resumed, precisely, "I have been in the habit
+of assisting this girl with her studies and have thus come to take an
+interest in her--a small interest. During her sickness, it seems, many
+of the boarders have been in to call upon her. In a similar way, she has
+sent me several messages inviting me to call, but I have not been in
+position to accept any of these invitations. It does not follow that,
+because I gave some of my time in the past to assisting her with her
+lessons, I can afford to give more of it now for purposes of--of mere
+sociability. I make the situation clear to you?"
+
+Sharlee, to whom Fifi had long since made the situation clear, puckered
+her brow like one carefully rehearsing the several facts. "Yes, I
+believe that is all perfectly clear, Mr. Queed."
+
+He hesitated visibly; then his lips tightened and, gazing at her with a
+touch of something like defiance, he said: "On the other hand, I do not
+wish this girl to think that I bear her ill-will for the time I have
+given her in the past. I--ahem--have therefore concluded to make her a
+present, a small gift."
+
+Sharlee stood looking at him without a reply.
+
+"Well?" said he, annoyed. "I am not certain what form this small gift
+had best take."
+
+She turned away from him and walked to the end of the hall, where the
+window was. To Queed's great perplexity, she stood there looking out for
+some time, her back toward him. Soon it came into his mind that she
+meant to indicate that their interview was over, and this attitude
+seemed extremely strange to him. He could not understand it at all.
+
+"I fear that you have failed to follow me, after all," he called after
+her, presently. "This was the point--as to what form the gift should
+take--upon which I wanted a woman's advice."
+
+"I understand." She came back to him slowly, with bright eyes. "I know
+it would please Fifi very much to have a gift from you. Had you thought
+at all, yourself, what you would like to give?"
+
+"Yes," he said, frowning vaguely, "I examined the shop windows as I came
+down and pretty well decided on something. Then at the last minute I was
+not altogether sure."
+
+"Yes? Tell me what."
+
+"I thought I would give her a pair of silk mitts."
+
+Sharlee's eyes never left his, and her face was very sweet and grave.
+
+"White silk ones," said he--"or black either, for that matter, for the
+price is the same."
+
+"Well," said she, "why did you select mitts, specially?"
+
+"What first attracted me to them," he said simply, "was that they came
+to precisely the sum I had planned to spend: seventy-five cents."
+
+The little corrugation in Sharlee's brow showed how carefully she was
+thinking over the young man's suggestion from all possible points of
+view. You could easily follow her thought by her speaking sequence of
+expressions. Clearly it ran like this: "Mitts--splendid! Just the gift
+for a girl who's sick in bed. The one point to consider is, could any
+other gift possibly be better? No, surely none.... Wait a minute,
+though! Let's take this thing slowly and be absolutely sure we're right
+before we go ahead.... Run over carefully all the things that are ever
+used as gifts. Anything there that is better than mitts? Perhaps, after
+all ... Mitts ... Why, look here, isn't there one small objection, one
+trifling want of the fulness of perfection to be raised against the gift
+of mitts?"
+
+"There's this point against mitts," said Sharlee slowly. "Fifi's in bed
+now, and I'm afraid she's likely to be there for some time. Of course
+she could not wear the mitts in bed. She would have to tuck them away in
+a drawer somewhere. Don't you think it might be a good idea to give her
+something that she could enjoy at once--something that would give her
+pleasure _now_ and so help to lighten these tedious hours while she must
+be in her room?"
+
+The mitts were the child of Queed's own brain. Unconsciously he had set
+his heart on them; but his clock-like mind at once grasped the logic of
+this argument, and he met it generously.
+
+"Your point is well taken. It proves the wisdom of getting the advice of
+a woman on such a matter. Now I had thought also of a book--"
+
+"I'll tell you!" cried Sharlee, nearly bowled over by a brilliant
+inspiration. "A _great_ many men that I know make it a rule to send
+flowers to girls that are sick, and--"
+
+"_Flowers!_"
+
+"It does seem foolish--_such_ a waste, doesn't it?--but really you've no
+idea how mad girls are about flowers, or how much real joy they can
+bring into a sick-room. And, by changing the water often, and--so on,
+they last a _long_ time, really an incredible time--"
+
+"You recommend flowers, then? Very well," he said resolutely--"that is
+settled then. Now as to the kind. I have only a botanical knowledge of
+flowers--shall we say something in asters, perhaps, chrysanthemums or
+dahlias? What is your advice as to that?"
+
+"Well, I advise roses."
+
+"Roses--good. I had forgotten them for the moment. White roses?"
+
+A little shiver ran through her. "No, no! Let them be the reddest you
+can find."
+
+"Next, as to the cost of red roses."
+
+"Oh, there'll be no trouble about _that_. Simply tell the florist that
+you want seventy-five cents' worth, and he will give you a fine bunch of
+them. By the way, I'd better put his name and address down on a piece of
+paper for you. Be sure to go to this one because I know him, and he's
+extremely reliable."
+
+He took the slip from her, thanked her, bowed gravely, and turned to go.
+A question had risen involuntarily to the tip of her tongue; it hung
+there for a breath, its fate in the balance; and then she released it,
+casually, when another second would have been too late.
+
+"How is your work on the _Post_ going?"
+
+He wheeled as though she had struck him, and looked at her with a sudden
+odd hardening of the lower part of his face.
+
+"The _Post_ discharged me this morning."
+
+"Oh--"
+
+It was all that she could say, for she knew it very well. She had had it
+from Colonel Cowles two days before it happened, which was three days
+after the April meeting of the directors. Charles Gardiner West, who was
+to have raised his voice in behalf of Mr. Queed on that occasion,
+happened not to be present at all. Having effected the dissolution of
+Semple and West, he had gone to the country for a month's rest, in
+preparation for that mapping out of collegiate plans which was to
+precede his tour of Europe. Hence the directors, hearing no protests
+from intercessors, unanimously bestowed discretion upon the Colonel to
+replace the transcendental scientist with a juicier assistant at a
+larger salary.
+
+"At least," the young man qualified, with a curious mixture of
+aggressiveness and intense mortification, "the _Post_ will discharge me
+on the 15th day of May unless I show marked improvement. I believe that
+improvement was exactly the word the estimable Colonel employed."
+
+"I'm awfully sorry," said Sharlee--"awfully! But after all, you want
+only some routine hack-work--any routine hack-work--to establish a
+little income. It will not be very hard to find something else, as good
+or even better."
+
+"You do not appear to grasp the fact that, apart from any considerations
+of that sort, this is an unpleasant, a most offensive thing to have
+happen--"
+
+"Oh, but that is just what it isn't, Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, who quite
+failed to appreciate his morbid tenderness for even the least of his
+intellectual offspring. "You have taken no pride in the newspaper work;
+you look down on it as altogether beneath you. You cannot mind this in
+any personal way--"
+
+"I mind it," said he, "like the devil."
+
+The word fell comically from his lips, but Sharlee, leaning against the
+shut door, looked at him with grave sympathy in her eyes.
+
+"Mr. Queed, if you had tried to write nursery rhymes and--failed, would
+you have taken it to heart?"
+
+"Never mind arguing it. In fact, I don't know that I could explain it to
+you in a thoroughly logical and convincing way. The central fact, the
+concrete thing, is that I do object most decidedly. I have spent too
+much time in equipping myself to express valuable ideas in
+discriminating language to be kicked out of a second-rate newspaper
+office like an incompetent office-boy. Of course I shall not submit to
+it."
+
+"Do you care to tell me what you mean to do?"
+
+"Do!" He hit the door-post a sudden blow with an unexpectedly large
+hand. "I shall have myself elected editor of the _Post_."
+
+"But--but--but--" said the girl, taken aback by the largeness of this
+order--"But you don't expect to oust Colonel Cowles?"
+
+"We are not necessarily speaking of to-morrow or next day. An actuary
+will tell you that I am likely to outlive Colonel Cowles. I mean, first,
+to have my dismissal recalled, and, second, to be made regular
+assistant editor at three times my present salary. That is my immediate
+reply to the directors of the Post. I am willing to let the editorship
+wait till old Cowles dies."
+
+"Tell me," said Sharlee, "would you personally like to be editor of the
+_Post?_"
+
+"_Like it!_ I'll resign the day after they elect me. Call it sheer
+wounded vanity--anything you like! The name makes no difference. I know
+only that I will have the editorship for a day--and all for the
+worthless pleasure of pitching it in their faces." He looked past her
+out of the window, and his light gray eyes filled with an indescribable
+bitterness. "And to have the editorship," he thought out loud, "I must
+unlearn everything that I know about writing, and deliberately learn to
+write like a demagogic ass."
+
+Sharlee tapped the calcimine with her pointed fingernails. He spoke, as
+ever, with overweening confidence, but she knew that he would never win
+any editorship in this spirit. He was going at the quest with a new
+burst of intellectual contempt, though it was this very intellectual
+contempt that had led to his downfall.
+
+"But your own private work?"
+
+"Don't speak of it, I beg!" He flinched uncontrollably; but of his own
+accord he added, in carefully repressed tones: "To qualify for the
+editorship of course means--a terrible interruption and delay. It means
+that _I must side-track My Book for two months or even longer!_"
+
+Two months! It would take him five years and probably he would not be
+qualified then.
+
+Sharlee hesitated. "Have you fully made up your mind to--to be editor?"
+
+He turned upon her vehemently. "May I ask you never to waste my time
+with questions of that sort. I never--_never_--say anything until I have
+fully made up my mind about it. Good-morning."
+
+"No, no, no! Don't go yet! Please--I want to speak to you a minute."
+
+He stopped and turned, but did not retrace the three steps he had taken.
+Sharlee leaned against the door and looked away from him, out into the
+park.
+
+The little Doctor was badly in need of a surgical operation. Somebody
+must perform it for him, or his whole life was a dusty waste. That he
+still had glimmerings, he had shown this very hour, in wanting to make a
+gift to his sick little fellow-lodger. His resentment over his dismissal
+from the _Post_, too, was an unexpectedly human touch in him. But in the
+same breath with these things the young man had showed himself at his
+worst: the glimmerings were so overlaid with an incredible snobbery of
+the mind, so encrusted with the rankest and grossest egotism, that soon
+they must flutter and die out, leaving him stone-blind against the
+sunshine and the morning. No scratch could penetrate that Achilles-armor
+of self-sufficiency. There must be a shock to break it apart, or a
+vicious stabbing to cut through it to such spark as was still alive.
+
+Somebody must administer that shock or do that stabbing. Why not she? He
+would hate the sight of her forevermore, but ...
+
+"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, turning toward him, "you let me see, from
+what you are doing this morning, that you think of Fifi as your friend.
+I'd like to ask if you think of me in that way, too."
+
+O Lord, _Lord!_ Here was another one!
+
+"No," he said positively. "Think of you as I do of Fifi! No, no! No, I
+do not."
+
+"I don't mean to ask if you think of me as you do of Fifi. Of course I
+am sure you don't. I only mean--let me put it this way: Do you believe
+that I have your--interests at heart, and would like to do anything I
+could to help you?"
+
+He thought this over warily. Doubtless doomed Smathers would have smiled
+to note the slowness with which his great rival's mind threshed out such
+a question as this.
+
+"If you state your proposition in that way, I reply, tentatively, yes."
+
+"Then can you spare me half an hour to-night after supper?"
+
+"For what purpose?"
+
+"For you and me," she smiled. "I'd like you to come and see me, at my
+house, where we could really have a little talk. You see, I know Colonel
+Cowles very well indeed, and I have read the _Post_ for oh, many, many
+years! In this way I know something about the kind of articles people
+here like to read, and about--what is needed to write such articles. I
+think I might make a suggestion or two that--would help. Will you
+come?"
+
+After somewhat too obvious a consideration, Queed consented. Sharlee
+thanked him.
+
+"I'll put my address down on the back of that paper, shall I? And I
+think I'll put my name, too, for I don't believe you have the faintest
+idea what it is."
+
+"Oh, yes. The name is Miss Charlie Weyland. It appears that you were
+named after a boy?"
+
+"Oh, it's only a silly nickname. Here's your little directory back. I'll
+be very glad to see you--at half-past eight, shall we say? But, Mr.
+Queed--don't come unless you feel sure that I really want to help. For
+I'm afraid I'll have to say a good deal that will make you very mad."
+
+He bowed and walked away. Sharlee went to the telephone and called
+Bartlett's, the florist. She told Mr. Bartlett that a young man would
+come in there in a few minutes--full description of the young
+man--asking for seventy-five cents' worth of red roses; Mr. Bartlett
+would please give him two dozen roses, and charge the difference to her,
+Miss Weyland; the entire transaction to be kept discreetly quiet.
+
+However the transaction was not kept entirely quiet. The roses were
+delivered promptly, and became the chief topic of conversation at Mrs.
+Paynter's dinner-table. Through an enforced remark of Mr. Queed's, and
+the later discursive gossip of the boarders, it became disseminated over
+the town that Bartlett's was selling American Beauties at thirty-seven
+and a half cents a dozen, and the poor man had to buy ten inches, double
+column, in the _Post_ next morning to get himself straightened out and
+reestablish Bartlett's familiar quotations.
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+ _More Consequences of the Plan about the Gift, and of how Mr. Queed
+ drinks his Medicine like a Man; Fifi on Men, and how they do;
+ Second Corruption of The Sacred Schedule._
+
+
+Queed's irrational impulse to make Fifi a small gift cost him the heart
+of his morning. A call would have been cheaper, after all. Nor was the
+end yet. In this world it never is, where one event invariably hangs by
+the tail of another in ruthless concatenation. Starting out for Open-air
+Pedestrianism at 4.45 that afternoon, the young man was waylaid in the
+hail by Mrs. Paynter, at the very door of the big bedroom into which
+Fifi had long since been moved. The landlady, backing Queed against the
+banisters, told him how much her daughter had been pleased by his
+beautiful remembrance. The child, she said, wanted particularly to thank
+him herself, and wouldn't he please come in and see her just a moment?
+
+As Mrs. Paynter threw open the door in the act of making the
+extraordinary request, escape was impossible. Queed found himself inside
+the room before he knew what he was doing. As for Mrs. Paynter, she
+somewhat treacherously slipped away to consult with Laura as to what for
+supper.
+
+It was a mild sunny afternoon, with a light April wind idly kicking at
+the curtains. Fifi sat over by the open window in a tilted-back Morris
+chair, a sweet-faced little thing, all eyes and pallor. From her many
+covers she extricated a fragile hand, frilled with the sleeve of a
+pretty flowered kimono.
+
+"Look at them! Aren't they glorious!"
+
+On a table at her elbow his roses nodded from a wide-lipped vase, a
+gorgeous riot of flame and fragrance. Gazing at them, the young man
+marvelled at his own princely prodigality.
+
+"I don't know _how_ to thank you for them, Mr. Queed, They are so, so
+sweet, and I do love roses so!"
+
+Indeed her joy in them was too obvious to require any words. Queed
+decided to say nothing about the mitts.
+
+"I'm glad that they please you," said he, pulling himself together for
+the ordeal of the call. "How are you getting along up here? Very well, I
+trust?"
+
+"Fine. It's so quiet and nice.... And I don't mind about graduating a
+bit any more. Isn't that funny?"
+
+"You must hurry up and get well and return to the dining-room again,
+F--F--Fifi--, and to the algebra lessons--"
+
+"Don't," said Fifi. "I can't bear it."
+
+But she whisked at her eyes with a tiny dab of a handkerchief, and when
+she looked at him she was smiling, quite clear and happy.
+
+"Have you missed me since I stopped coming?"
+
+"Missed you?" he echoed, exactly as he had done before.
+
+But this time Fifi said, shamelessly, "I'll bet you have!--Haven't you?"
+
+Come, Mr. Queed, be honest. You are supposed to have the scientist's
+passion for veracity. You mercilessly demand the truth from others. Now
+take some of your own medicine. Stand out like a man. Have you or have
+you not missed this girl since she stopped coming?
+
+"Yes," said the little Doctor, rather hollowly, "I ... have missed you."
+
+Fifi's smile became simply brazen. "Do you know what, Mr. Queed? You
+like me _lots_ more than you will say you do."
+
+The young man averted his eyes. But for some time there had been in his
+mind the subtle consciousness of something left undone, an occasion
+which he had failed to meet with the final word of justice. Since he had
+been in the room, a vague, unwelcome resolve had been forming in his
+mind, and at Fifi's bold words, it hardened into final shape. He drew a
+deep breath.
+
+"You referred to me as your friend once, F--Fifi. And I said that I was
+not."
+
+"I know."
+
+"I was--mistaken"--so he drained his medicine to the dregs. "I ... am
+your friend."
+
+Now the child's smile was the eternal motherly. "Lor', Mr. Queed, I knew
+it all the time."
+
+Queed looked at the floor. The sight of Fifi affected him most curiously
+to-day. He felt strangely ill at ease with her, only the more so because
+she was so amazingly at home with him. She wore her reddish-brown hair
+not rounded up in front as of old, but parted smoothly in the middle,
+and this only emphasized the almost saintly purity of her wasted little
+face. Her buoyant serenity puzzled and disconcerted him.
+
+Meantime Fifi was examining Queed carefully. "You've been doing
+something to yourself, Mr. Queed! What is it? Why, you look ten times
+better than even four weeks ago!"
+
+"I think," he said drearily, "it must be Klinker's Exercises. I give
+them," broke from him, "_one hour and twenty minutes a day!_"
+
+But he pulled himself together, conscientiously determined to take the
+cheery view with Fifi.
+
+"It is an extraordinary thing, but I am feeling better, physically and
+mentally, than I ever felt before, and this though I never had a really
+sick day in my life. It must be the exercises, for that is the only
+change I have made in my habits. Yet I never supposed that exercise had
+any such practical value as that. However," he went on slowly, "I am
+beginning to believe that there are several things in this world that I
+do not understand."
+
+Here, indeed, was a most humiliating, an epoch-making, confession to
+come from the little Doctor. It was accompanied with a vague smile,
+intended to be cheering and just the thing for a sick-room. But the
+dominant note in this smile was bewildered and depressed helplessness,
+and at it the maternal instinct sprang full-grown in Fifi's thin little
+bosom. A passionate wish to mother the little Doctor tugged at her
+heart.
+
+"You know what you need, Mr. Queed? Friends--lots of good friends--"
+
+He winced as from a blow. "I assure you--"
+
+"Yes--you--DO!" said Fifi, with surprising emphasis for so weak a little
+voice. "You need first a good girl friend, one lots older and better
+than me--one just like Sharlee. O if only you and she _would_ be
+friends!--she'd be the very best in the world! And then you need men
+friends, plenty of them, and to go around with them, and everything. You
+ought to like _men_ more, Mr. Queed! You ought to learn to _be_ like
+them, and--"
+
+"Be like them!" he interrupted, "I am like them. Why," he conceded
+generously, "I am one of them."
+
+Fifi dismissed this with a smile, but he immediately added: "Has it
+occurred to you that, apart from my greater concentration on my work, I
+am different from other men?"
+
+"Why, Mr. Queed, you are no more like them than I am! You don't do any
+of the things they do. You don't--"
+
+"Such as what? Now, Fifi, let us be definite as we go along. Suppose
+that it was my ambition to be, as you say, like other men. Just what
+things, in your opinion, should I do?"
+
+"Well, smoke--that's one thing that all men do. And fool around more
+with people--laugh and joke, and tell funny stories and all. And then
+you could take an interest in your appearance--your clothes, you know;
+and be interested in all sorts of things going on around you, like
+politics and baseball. And go to see girls and take them out sometimes,
+like to the theatre. Some men that are popular drink, but of course I
+don't care for that."
+
+Fifi, of course, had no idea that the little Doctor's world had been
+shattered to its axis that morning by three minutes' talk from Colonel
+Cowles. Therefore, though conscious that there never was a man who did
+not get a certain pleasure from talking himself over, she was secretly
+surprised at the patience, even the interest, with which he listened to
+her. She would have been still more surprised to know that his wonderful
+memory was nailing down every word with machine-like accuracy.
+
+She expounded her little thesis in considerable detail, and at the end
+he said:--
+
+"As I've told you, Fifi, my first duty is toward my book--to give it to
+the cause of civilization at the earliest possible moment. Therefore,
+the whole question is one of time, rather than of deliberate personal
+inclination. At present I literally cannot afford to give time to
+matters which, while doubtless pleasant enough in their fashion--"
+
+"That's what you would have said about the exercise, two months ago. And
+now look, how it's helped you! And then, Mr. Queed--are you happy?"
+
+Surprised and a little amused, he replied: "Really, I've never stopped
+to think. I should say, though, that I was perfectly content."
+
+Fifi laughed and coughed. "There's a big difference--isn't there? Why,
+it's just like the exercise, Mr. Queed. Before you began it you were
+just _not sick_; now you are _very well_. That's the difference between
+content and happiness. Now I," she ran on, "am very, very happy. I wake
+up in the mornings _so_ glad that I'm alive that sometimes I can hardly
+bear it, and all through the day it's like something singing away inside
+of me! Are you like that?"
+
+No, Mr. Queed must confess that he was not like that. Indeed, few
+looking at his face at this moment would ever have suspected him of it.
+Fifi regarded him with a kind of wistful sadness, but he missed the
+glance, being engaged in consulting his great watch; after which he
+sprang noisily to his feet, horrified at himself.
+
+"Good heavens--it's ten minutes past five! I must go immediately. Why,
+I'm twenty-five minutes behind My Schedule!"
+
+Fifi smiled through her wistfulness. "Don't ask me to be sorry, Mr.
+Queed, because I don't think I can. You see, I haven't taken up a minute
+of your time for nearly a month, so I was entitled to some of it
+to-day."
+
+You see! Hadn't he figured it exactly right from the beginning? Once
+give a human being a moment of your time, as a special and extraordinary
+kindness, and before you can turn around there that being is claiming it
+wholesale as a matter-of-course right!
+
+"It was so sweet of you to send me these flowers, and then to come and
+see me, too.... Do you know, it's been the very best day I've had since
+I've been sick, and you've made it so!"
+
+"It's all right. Well, good-bye, Fifi."
+
+Fifi held out both her tiny hands, and he received them because, in the
+sudden emergency, he could think of no way of avoiding them.
+
+"You'll remember what I said about friends, and _men_--won't you, Mr.
+Queed? Remember it begins with liking people, liking everybody. Then
+when you really like them you want to do things for them, and that is
+happiness."
+
+He looked surprised at this definition of happiness, and then: "Oh--I
+see. That's your religion, isn't it?"
+
+"No, it's just common sense."
+
+"I'll remember. Well, Fifi, good-bye."
+
+"Good-bye--and thank you for everything."
+
+Into her eyes had sprung a tenderness which he was far from
+understanding. But he did not like the look of it in the least, and he
+extricated his hands from the gentle clasp with some abruptness.
+
+From the safe distance of the door he looked back, and wondered why
+Fifi's great eyes were fixed so solemnly on him.
+
+"Well--good-bye, again. Hurry up and get well--"
+
+"Good-bye--oh, good-bye," said Fifi, and turned her head toward the open
+window with the blue skies beyond.
+
+Did Fifi know? How many have vainly tortured themselves with that
+question, as they have watched dear ones slipping without a word down
+the slopes to the dark Valley! If this child knew that her name had been
+read out for the greater Graduation, she gave no sign. Sometimes in the
+mornings she cried a little, without knowing why. Sometimes she said a
+vague, sad little thing that brought her mother's heart, stone cold, to
+her mouth. But her talk was mostly very bright and hopeful. Ten minutes
+before Queed came in she had been telling Mrs. Paynter about something
+she would do in the fall. If sometimes you would swear that she knew
+there would never be another fall for her, her very next remark might
+confound you. So her little face turned easily to the great river with
+the shining farther shore, and, for her part, there would be no sadness
+of farewell when she embarked.
+
+By marvelous work, Queed closed up the twenty-five minutes of time he
+had bestowed upon Fifi, and pulled into supper only three minutes behind
+running-time. Afterwards, he sat in the Scriptorium, his face like a
+carven image, the sacred Schedule in his hands. For it had come down to
+that. Either he must at any cost hew his way back to the fastness of his
+early days, or he must corrupt the Schedule yet again.
+
+Every minute that he took away from his book meant just that much delay
+in giving the great work to the world. That fact was the eternal
+backbone of all his consciousness. On the other balance of his personal
+equation, there was Buck Klinker and there was Fifi Paynter.
+
+Klinker evidently felt that all bars were down as to him. It would be a
+hard world indeed if a trainer was denied free access to his only pupil,
+and Klinker, though he had but the one, was always in as full blast as
+Muldoon's. He had acquired a habit of "dropping in" at all hours,
+especially late at night, which, to say the least, was highly wasteful
+of time. It was Queed's privilege to tell Klinker that he must keep away
+from the Scriptorium; but in that case Klinker might fairly retort that
+he would no longer give the Doc free physical culture. Did he care to
+bring that issue to the touch? No, he did not. In fact, he must admit
+that he had a distinct need of Buck, a distinct dependence upon him, for
+awhile yet at any rate. So he could make no elimination of the
+non-essential there.
+
+Then there was Fifi. In a week, or possibly two weeks, Fifi would
+doubtless reappear in his dining-room, and if she had no lessons to
+trouble him with, she would at any rate feel herself free to talk to him
+whenever the whim moved her. Had she not let out this very day that she
+considered that she had a kind of title to his time? So it would be to
+the end of the chapter. It had been his privilege to tell Fifi that he
+could not spare her another minute of time till his work was
+finished.... Had been--but no longer was. Looking back now, he found it
+impossible to reconstruct the chain of impulse and circumstance which
+had trapped him into it, but the stark fact was that his own lips had
+authorized Fifi to profane at will his holy time. Not three hours before
+he had been betrayed into weakly telling her that he was her friend. He
+was a man of truth and honor. He could not possibly get back of that
+confession of friendship, or of the privileges it bestowed. So there was
+no elimination of the non-essential he could make there.
+
+These were the short and ugly facts. And now he must take official
+cognizance of them.
+
+With a leaden heart and the hands of lamentation, he took the Schedule
+to pieces and laboriously fitted it together again with a fire-new item
+in its midst. The item was Human Intercourse, and to it he allotted the
+sum of thirty minutes per diem.
+
+It was a historic moment in his life, and, unlike most men at such
+partings of the ways, he was fully conscious of it. Nevertheless, he
+passed straight from it to another performance hardly less
+extraordinary. From his table drawer he produced a little memorandum
+book, and in it--just below a diagram of a new chest-developing exercise
+invented last night by Klinker--he jotted down the things that Fifi said
+a man must do to be like other men.
+
+A clean half-hour remained before he must go and call on the young lady
+with the tom-boy name, Charles Weyland, who knew "what the public
+liked." He spent it, he, the indefatigable minute-shaver, sitting with
+the head that no longer ached clamped in his hand. It had been the most
+disturbing day of his life, but he was not thinking of that exactly. He
+was thinking what a mistake it had been to leave New York. There he had
+had but two friends with no possibility of getting any more. Here--it
+was impossible to blink the fact any longer--he already had two, with at
+least two more determinedly closing in on him. He had Fifi and he had
+Buck--yes, Buck; the young lady Charles Weyland had offered him her
+friendship this very day; and unless he looked alive he would wake up
+some morning to find that Nicolovius also had captured him as a friend.
+
+He was far better off in New York, where days would go by in which he
+never saw Tim or Murphy Queed. And yet ... did he want to go back?
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+ _"Taking the Little Doctor Down a Peg or Two": as performed for the
+ First and Only Time by Sharlee Weyland._
+
+
+The Star that fought in its course for men through Sharlee Weyland was
+of the leal and resolute kind. It did not swerve at a squall. Sharlee
+had thought the whole thing out, and made up her mind. Gentle raillery,
+which would do everything necessary in most cases, would be wholly
+futile here. She must doff all gloves and give the little Doctor the
+dressing-down of his life. She must explode a mine under that enormously
+exaggerated self-esteem which swamped the young man's personality like a
+goitre. Sharlee did not want to do this. She liked Mr. Queed, in a
+peculiar sort of way, and yet she had to make it impossible for him ever
+to speak to her again. Her nature was to give pleasure, and therefore
+she was going to do her utmost to give him pain. She wanted him to like
+her, and consequently she was going to insult him past forgiveness. And
+she was not even sure that it was going to do him any good.
+
+When her guest walked into her little back parlor that evening, Sharlee
+was feeling very self-sacrificing and noble. However, she merely looked
+uncommonly pretty and tremendously engrossed in herself. She was in
+evening dress. It was Easter Monday, and at nine, as it chanced, she was
+to go out under the escortage of Charles Gardiner West to some
+forgathering of youth and beauty. But her costume was so perfectly
+suited to the little curtain-raiser called Taking the Little Doctor Down
+a Peg or Two, that it might have been appointed by a clever
+stage-manager with that alone in mind. She was the haughty beauty, the
+courted princess, graciously bestowing a few minutes from her crowding
+fetes upon some fourth-rate dependant. And indeed the little Doctor,
+with his prematurely old face and his shabby clothes, rather looked the
+part of the dependant. Sharlee's greeting was of the briefest.
+
+"Ah, Mr. Queed.... Sit down."
+
+Her negligent nod set him away at an immense distance; even he was aware
+that Charles Weyland had undergone some subtle but marked change since
+the morning. The colored maid who had shown him in was retained to
+button her mistress' long gloves. It proved to be a somewhat slow
+process. Over the mantel hung a gilt-framed mirror, as wide as the
+mantel itself. To this mirror, the gloves buttoned, Miss Weyland passed,
+and reviewed her appearance with slow attention, giving a pat here,
+making a minor readjustment there. But this survey did not suffice for
+details, it seemed; a more minute examination was needed; over the floor
+she trailed with leisurely grace, and rang the bell.
+
+"Oh, Mary--my vanity-box, please. On the dressing-table."
+
+Seating herself under the lamp, she produced from the contrivance the
+tiniest little mirror ever seen. As she raised it to let it perform its
+dainty function, her glance fell on Queed, sitting darkly in his
+rocking-chair. A look of mild surprise came into her eye: not that it
+was of any consequence, but plainly she had forgotten that he was there.
+
+"Oh ... You don't mind waiting a few minutes?"
+
+"I do m--"
+
+"You promised half an hour I think? Never fear that I shall take
+longer--"
+
+"I did not promise half an hour for such--"
+
+"It was left to me to decide in what way the time should be employed, I
+believe. What I have to say can be said briefly, but to you, at least,
+it should prove immensely interesting." She stifled a small yawn with
+the gloved finger-tips of her left hand. "However, of course don't let
+me keep you if you are pressed for time."
+
+The young man made no reply. Sharlee completed at her leisure her
+conference with the vanity-box; snapped the trinket shut; and, rising,
+rang the bell again. This time she required a glass of water for her
+good comfort. She drank it slowly, watching herself in the mantel mirror
+as she did so, and setting down the glass, took a new survey of her
+whole effect, this time in a long-distance view.
+
+"Now, Mr. Queed!"
+
+She sat down in a flowered arm-chair so large that it engulfed her, and
+fixed him with a studious, puckering gaze as much as to say: "Let's see.
+Now, what was his trouble?"
+
+"Ah, yes!--the _Post_."
+
+She glanced at the little clock on the mantel, appeared to gather in her
+thoughts from remote and brilliant places, and addressed the dingy youth
+briskly but not unkindly.
+
+"Unfortunately, I have an engagement this evening and can give you very
+little time. You will not mind if I am brief. Here, then, is the case. A
+man employed in a minor position on a newspaper is notified that he is
+to be discharged for incompetence. He replies that, so far from being
+discharged, he will be promoted at the end of a month, and will
+eventually be made editor of the paper. Undoubtedly this is a
+magnificent boast, but to make it good means a complete transformation
+in the character of this man's work--namely, from entire incompetence to
+competence of an unusual sort, all within a month's time. You are the
+man who has made this extraordinary boast. To clear the ground before I
+begin to show you where your trouble is, please tell me how you propose
+to make it good."
+
+Not every man feeling inside as the little Doctor felt at that moment
+would have answered with such admirable calm.
+
+"I purpose," he corrected her, "to take the files of the _Post_ for the
+past few years and read all of Colonel Cowles's amusing articles. He, I
+am informed, is the editorial mogul and paragon. I purpose to study
+those articles scientifically, to analyze them, to take them apart and
+see exactly how they are put together. I purpose to destroy my own
+style and build up another one precisely like the Colonel's--if
+anything, a shade more so. In short I purpose to learn to write like an
+ass, of asses, for asses."
+
+"That is your whole programme?"
+
+"It is more than enough, I think."
+
+"Ah?" She paused a moment, looking at him with faint, distant amusement.
+"Now, as my aunt's business woman, I, of course, take an interest in the
+finances of her boarders. Therefore I had better begin at once looking
+about for a new place for you after May 15th. What other kinds of work
+do you think yourself qualified to do, besides editorial writing and the
+preparation of thesauruses?"
+
+He looked at her darkly. "You imagine that the _Post_ will discharge me
+on May 15th?"
+
+"There is nothing in the world that seems to me so certain."
+
+"And why?"
+
+"Why will the Post discharge you? For exactly the same reason it
+promises to discharge you now. Incompetence."
+
+"You agree with Colonel Cowles, then? You consider me incompetent to
+write editorials for the _Post_?"
+
+"Oh, totally. And it goes a great deal deeper than style, I assure you.
+Mr. Queed, you're all wrong from the beginning."
+
+Her eyes left his face; went first to the clock; glanced around the
+room. Sharlee's dress was blue, and her neck was as white as a wave's
+foamy tooth. Her manner was intended to convey to Mr. Queed that he was
+the smallest midge on all her crowded horizon. It did not, of course,
+have that effect, but it did arrest and pique his attention most
+successfully. It was in his mind that Charles Weyland had been of some
+assistance to him in first suggesting work on the _Post_; and again
+about the roses for Fifi. He was still ready to believe that she might
+have some profitable suggestion about his new problem. Was she not that
+"public" and that "average reader" which he himself so despised and
+detested? Yet he could not imagine where such a little pink and white
+chit found the hardihood to take this tone with one of the foremost
+scientists of modern times.
+
+"You interest me. I am totally incompetent now; I will be totally
+incompetent on May 15th; this because I am all wrong from the beginning.
+Pray proceed."
+
+Sharlee, her thoughts recalled, made a slight inclination of her head.
+"Forgive my absent-mindedness. First, then, as to why you are a failure
+as an editorial writer. You are quite mistaken in supposing that it is a
+mere question of style, though right in regarding your style as in
+itself a fatal handicap. However, the trouble has its root in your
+amusing attitude of superiority to the work. You think of editorial
+writing as small hack-work, entirely beneath the dignity of a man who
+has had one or two articles accepted by a prehistoric magazine which
+nobody reads. In reality, it is one of the greatest and most splendid of
+all professions, fit to call out the very best of a really big man. You
+chuckle and sneer at Colonel Cowles and think yourself vastly his
+superior as an editorial writer, when, in the opinion of everybody else,
+he is in every way your superior. I doubt if the _Post_ has a single
+reader who would not prefer to read an article by him, on any subject,
+to reading an article by you. I doubt if there is a paper in the world
+that would not greatly prefer him as an editor to you--"
+
+"You are absurdly mistaken," he interrupted coldly. "I might name
+various papers--"
+
+"Yes, the _Political Science Quarterly_ and the _Journal of the
+Anthropological Institute_." Sharlee smiled tolerantly, and immediately
+resumed: "When you sit down at the office to write an article, whom do
+you think you are writing for? A company of scientists? An institute of
+gray-bearded scholars? An academy of fossilized old doctors of laws?
+There are not a dozen people of that sort who read the _Post_. Has it
+never occurred to you to call up before your mind's eye the people you
+actually are writing for? You can see them any day as you walk along the
+street. Go into a street car at six o'clock any night and look
+around at the faces. There is your public, the readers of the
+_Post_--shop-clerks, stenographers, factory-hands, office-men, plumbers,
+teamsters, drummers, milliners. Look at them. Have you anything to say
+to interest them? Think. If they were to file in here now and ask you to
+make a few remarks, could you, for the life of you, say one single thing
+that would interest them?"
+
+"I do not pretend, or aspire," said Mr. Queed, "to dispense frothy
+nothings tricked out to beguile the tired brick-layer. My duty is to
+give forth valuable information and ripened judgment couched in
+language--"
+
+"No, your duty is to get yourself read; if you fail there you fail
+everywhere. Is it possible that you don't begin to grasp that point yet?
+I fancied that your mind was quicker. You appear to think that the duty
+of a newspaper is to back people up against a wall and ram helpful
+statistics into them with a force-pump. You are grotesquely mistaken.
+Your ideal newspaper would not keep a dozen readers in this city: that
+is to say, it would be a complete failure while it lasted and would
+bankrupt Mr. Morgan in six months. A dead newspaper is a useless one,
+the world over. At the same time, every living and good newspaper is a
+little better, spreads a little more sweetness and light, gives out a
+little more valuable information, ripened judgment, et cetera, than the
+vast majority of its readers want or will absorb. The _Post_ is that
+sort of newspaper. It is constantly tugging its readers a little higher
+than they--I mean the majority, and not the cultured few--are willing to
+go. But the _Post_ always recognizes that its first duty is to get
+itself read: if it does not succeed in that, it lacks the principle of
+life and dies. Perhaps the tired bricklayer you speak of, the
+middle-class, commonplace, average people who make up nearly all of the
+world, ought to be interested in John Stuart Mill's attitude toward the
+single-tax. But the fact is that they aren't. The _Post_ wisely deals
+with the condition, and not a theory: it means to get itself read. It is
+your first duty, as a writer for it, to get yourself read. If you fail
+to get yourself read, you are worse than useless to the _Post_. Well,
+you have completely failed to do this, and that is why the _Post_ is
+discharging you. Come, free yourself from exaggerated notions about your
+own importance and look at this simple point with the calm detachment of
+a scientist. The _Post_ can save money, while preserving just the same
+effect, by discharging you and printing every morning a half-column from
+the Encyclopedia Britannica."
+
+She rose quickly, as though her time was very precious, and passed over
+to the table, where a great bowl of violets stood. The room was pretty:
+it had reminded Queed, when he entered it, of Nicolovius's room, though
+there was a softer note in it, as the flowers, the work-bag on the
+table, the balled-up veil and gloves on the mantel-shelf. He had liked,
+too, the soft-shaded lamps; the vague resolve had come to him to install
+a lamp in the Scriptorium later on. But now, thinking of nothing like
+this, he sat in a thick silence gazing at her with unwinking sternness.
+
+Sharlee carefully gathered the violets from the bowl, shook a small
+shower of water from their stems, dried them with a pocket handkerchief
+about the size of a silver dollar. Next she wrapped the stems with
+purple tinfoil, tied them with a silken cord and tassel and laid the
+gorgeous bunch upon a magazine back, to await her further pleasure.
+Then, coming back, she resumed her seat facing the shabby young man she
+was assisting to see himself as others saw him.
+
+"I might," she said, "simply stop there. I might tell you that you are a
+failure as an editorial writer because you have nothing at all to say
+that is of the smallest interest to the great majority of the readers of
+editorials, and would not know how to say it if you had. That would be
+enough to satisfy most men, but I see that I must make things very plain
+and definite for you. Mr. Queed, you are a failure as an editorial
+writer because you are first a failure in a much more important
+direction. You're a failure as a human being--as a man."
+
+She was watching his face lightly, but closely, and so she was on her
+feet as soon as he, and had her hand out before he had even thought of
+making this gesture.
+
+"It is useless for this harangue to continue," he said, with a brow of
+storm. "Your conception of helpful advice ..."
+
+But Sharlee's voice, which had begun as soon as his, drowned him out....
+"Complimented you a little too far, I see. I shall be sure to remember
+after this," she said with such a sweet smile, "that, after all your
+talk, you are just the average man, and want to hear only what flatters
+your little vanity. _Good_-night. So nice to have seen you."
+
+She nodded brightly, with faint amusement, and turning away, moved off
+toward the door at the back. Queed, of course, had no means of knowing
+that she was thinking, almost jubilantly: "I _knew_ that mouth meant
+spirit!" He only knew that, whereas he had meant to terminate the
+interview with a grave yet stinging rebuke to her, she had given the
+effect of terminating the interview with a graceful yet stinging rebuke
+to him. This was not what he wanted in the least. Come to think of it,
+he doubted if he wanted the interview to end at all.
+
+"Miss Weyland ..."
+
+She turned on the threshold of the farther door. "I beg your pardon! I
+thought you'd gone! Your hat?--I think you left it in the hall, didn't
+you?"
+
+"It is not my hat."
+
+"Oh--what is it?"
+
+"God knows," said the little Doctor, hoarsely.
+
+He was standing in the middle of the floor, his hands jammed into his
+trousers pockets, his hair tousled over a troubled brow, his breast torn
+by emotions which were entirely new in his experience and which he
+didn't even know the names of. All the accumulation of his disruptive
+day was upon him. He felt both terrifically upset inside, and interested
+to the degree of physical pain in something or other, he had no idea
+what. Presently he started walking up and down the room, nervous as a
+caged lion, eyes fixed on space or on something within, while Sharlee
+stood in the doorway watching him casually and unsurprised, as though
+just this sort of thing took place in her little parlor regularly, seven
+nights a week.
+
+"Go ahead! Go ahead!" he broke out abruptly, coming to a halt. "Pitch
+into me. Do it for all you're worth. I suppose you think it's what I
+need."
+
+"Certainly," said Sharlee, pleasantly.
+
+She stood beside her chair again, flushed with a secret sense of
+victory, liking him more for his temper and his control than she ever
+could have liked him for his learning. But it was not her idea that the
+little Doctor had got it anywhere near hard enough as yet.
+
+"Won't you sit down, Mr. Queed?"
+
+It appeared that Mr. Queed would.
+
+"I am paying you the extraordinary compliment," said Sharlee, "of
+talking to you as others might talk about you behind your back--in fact,
+as everybody does talk about you behind your back. I do this on the
+theory that you are a serious and honest-minded man, sincerely
+interested in learning the truth about yourself and your failures, so
+that you may correct them. If you are interested only in having your
+vanity fed by flattering fictions, please say so right now. I have no
+time," she said, hardly able for her life to suppress a smile, "for
+butterflies and triflers."
+
+_Butterflies and triflers!_ Mr. Queed, proprietor of the famous
+Schedule, a butterfly and a trifler!
+
+He said in a muffled voice: "Proceed."
+
+"Since an editorial writer," said Sharlee, seating herself and beginning
+with a paragraph as neat as a public speaker's, "must be able, as his
+first qualification, to interest the common people, it is manifest that
+he must be interested in the common people. He must feel his bond of
+humanity with them, sympathize with them, like them, love them. This is
+the great secret of Colonel Cowles's success as an editor. A fine
+gentleman by birth, breeding, and tradition, he is yet always a human
+being among human beings. All his life he has been doing things with and
+for the people. He went all through the war, and you might have thought
+the whole world depended on him, the way he went up Cemetery Ridge on
+the 3rd of July, 1863. He was shot all to pieces, but they patched him
+together, and the next year there he was back in the fighting around
+Petersburg. After the war he was a leader against the carpet-baggers,
+and if this State is peaceful and prosperous and comfortable for you to
+live in now, it is because of what men like him and my father did a
+generation ago. When he took the _Post_ he went on just the same,
+working and thinking and fighting for men and with men, and all in the
+service of the people. I suppose, of course, his views through all these
+years have not always been sound, but they have always been honest and
+honorable, sensible, manly, and sweet. And they have always had a
+practical relation with the life of the people. The result is that he
+has thousands and thousands of readers who feel that their day has been
+wanting in something unless they have read what he has to say. There is
+Colonel Cowles--Does this interest you, Mr. Queed? If not, I need not
+weary us both by continuing."
+
+He again requested her, in the briefest possible way, to proceed.
+
+"Well! There is Colonel Cowles, whom you presume to despise, because you
+know, or think you know, more political and social science than he does.
+Where you got your preposterously exaggerated idea of the value of
+text-book science I am at a loss to understand. The people you aspire to
+lead--for that is what an editorial writer must do--care nothing for it.
+That tired bricklayer whom you dismiss with such contempt of course
+cares nothing for it. But that bricklayer is the People, Mr. Queed. He
+is the very man that Colonel Cowles goes to, and puts his hand on his
+shoulder, and tries to help--help him to a better home, better education
+for his children, more and more wholesome pleasures, a higher and
+happier living. Colonel Cowles thinks of life as an opportunity to live
+with and serve the common, average, everyday people. You think of it as
+an opportunity to live by yourself and serve your own ambition. He
+writes to the hearts of the people. You write to the heads of
+scientists. Doubtless it will amaze you to be told that his paragraph on
+the death of Moses Page, the Byrds' old negro butler, was a far more
+useful article in every way than your long critique on the currency
+system of Germany which appeared in the same issue. Colonel Cowles is a
+big-hearted human being. You--you are a scientific formula. And the
+worst of it is that _you're proud of it!_ The hopeless part of it is
+that you actually consider a few old fossils as bigger than the live
+people all around you! How can I show you your terrible mistake?... Why,
+Mr. Queed, the life and example of a little girl ..." she stopped,
+rather precipitately, stared hard at her hands, which were folded in her
+lap, and went resolutely on: "The life and example of a little girl like
+Fifi are worth more than all the text-books you will ever write."
+
+A silence fell. In the soft lamplight of the pretty room, Queed sat
+still and silent as a marble man; and presently Sharlee, plucking
+herself together, resumed:--
+
+"Perhaps you now begin to glimpse a wider difference between yourself
+and Colonel Cowles than mere unlikeness of literary style. If you
+continue to think this difference all in your own favor, I urge you to
+abandon any idea of writing editorials for the _Post_. If on the other
+hand, you seriously wish to make good your boast of this morning, I urge
+you to cease sneering at men like Colonel Cowles, and humbly begin to
+try to imitate them. I say that you are a failure as an editorial writer
+because you are a failure as a man, and I say that you are a failure as
+a man because you have no relation at all with man's life. You aspire to
+teach and lead human beings, and you have not the least idea what a
+human being is, and not the slightest wish to find out. All around you
+are men, live men of flesh and blood, who are moving the world, and you,
+whipping out your infinitesimal measuring-rod, dismiss them as inferior
+cattle who know nothing of text-book science. Here is a real and living
+world, and you roll through it like a billiard-ball. And all because you
+make the fatal error of mistaking a sorry handful of mummies for the
+universe."
+
+"It is a curious coincidence," said Queed, with great but deceptive
+mildness, "that Fifi said much the same thing to me, though in quite a
+different way, this afternoon."
+
+"She told me. But Fifi was not the first. You had the same advice from
+your father two months ago."
+
+"My father?"
+
+"You have not forgotten his letter that you showed me in your office one
+afternoon?"
+
+It seemed that he had; but he had it in his pocket, as it chanced, and
+dug it out, soiled and frayed from long confinement. Stooping forward to
+introduce it into the penumbra of lamplight, he read over the
+detective-story message: "_Make friends: mingle with people and learn to
+like them. This is the earnest injunction of Your father_."
+
+"You complain of your father's treatment of you," said Sharlee, "but he
+offered you a liberal education there, and you declined to take it."
+
+She glanced at the clock, turned about to the table and picked up her
+beautiful bouquet. A pair of long bodkins with lavender glass heads were
+waiting, it appeared; she proceeded to pin on her flowers, adjusting
+them with careful attention; and rising, again reviewed herself in the
+mantel-mirror. Then she sat down once more, and calmly said:
+
+"As you are a failure as an editorial writer and as a man, so you are a
+failure as a sociologist ..."
+
+It was the last straw, the crowning blasphemy. She hardly expected him
+to endure it, and he did not; she was glad to have it so. But the
+extreme mildness with which he interrupted her almost unnerved her, so
+confidently had she braced herself for violence.
+
+"Do you mind if we omit that? I think I have heard enough about my
+failures for one night."
+
+He had risen, but stood, for a wonder, irresolute. It was too evident
+that he did not know what to do next. Presently, having nowhere else to
+go, he walked over to the mantel-shelf and leant his elbow upon it,
+staring down at the floor. A considerable interval passed, broken only
+by the ticking of the clock before he said:--
+
+"You may be an authority on editorial writing--even on manhood--life.
+But I can hardly recognize you in that capacity as regards sociology."
+
+Sharlee made no reply. She had no idea that the young man's dismissal
+from the _Post_ had been a crucifixion to him, an unendurable infamy
+upon his virginal pride of intellect. She had no conception of his
+powers of self-control, which happened to be far greater than her own,
+and she would have given worlds to know what he was thinking at that
+moment. For her part she was thinking of him, intensely, and in a
+personal way. Manners he had none, but where did he get his manner? Who
+had taught him to bow in that way? He had mentioned insults: where had
+he heard of insults, this stray who had raised himself in the house of a
+drunken policeman?
+
+"Well," said Queed, with the utmost calmness, "you might tell me, in a
+word, why you think I am a failure as a sociologist."
+
+"You are a failure as a sociologist," said Sharlee, immediately, "for
+the same reason as both your other failures: you are wholly out of
+relation with real life. Sociology is the science of human society. You
+know absolutely nothing about human society, except what other men have
+found out and written down in text-books. You say that you are an
+evolutionary sociologist. Yet a wonderful demonstration in social
+evolution is going on all around you, and _you don't even know it_. You
+are standing here directly between two civilizations. On the one side
+there are Colonel Cowles and my old grandmother--mother of your
+landlady, plucky dear! On the other there are our splendid young men,
+men who, with traditions of leisure and cultured idleness in their
+blood, have pitched in with their hands and heads to make this State
+_hum_, and will soon be meeting and beating your Northern young men at
+every turn. On one side there is the old slaveholding aristocracy; on
+the other the finest Democracy in the world; and here and now human
+society is evolving from one thing to the other. A real sociologist
+would be absorbed in watching this marvelous process: social evolution
+actually surprised in her workshop. But you--I doubt if you even knew it
+was going on. A tremendous social drama is being acted out under your
+very window and you yawn and _pull down the blind_."
+
+There was a brief silence. In the course of it the door-bell was heard
+to ring; soon the door opened; a masculine murmur; then the maid Mary's
+voice, clearly: "Yassuh, she's in.... Won't you rest your coat, Mr.
+West?"
+
+Mary entered the little back parlor, a card upon a tray. "Please draw
+the folding doors," said Sharlee. "Say that I'll be in in a few
+minutes."
+
+They were alone once more, she and the little Doctor; the silence
+enfolded them again; and she broke it by saying the last word she had to
+say.
+
+"I have gone into detail because I wanted to make the unfavorable
+impression you produce upon your little world clear to you, for once.
+But I can sum up all that I have said in less than six words. If you
+remember anything at all that I have said, I wish you would remember
+this. Mr. Queed, you are afflicted with a fatal malady. Your cosmos is
+all Ego."
+
+She started to rise, thought better of it, and sat still in her flowered
+chair full in the lamplight. The little Doctor stood at the
+mantel-shelf, his elbow upon it, and the silence lengthened. To do
+something, Sharlee pulled off her right long glove and slowly put it
+back again. Then she pulled off her left long glove, and about the time
+she was buttoning the last button he began speaking, in a curious,
+lifeless voice.
+
+"I learned to read when I was four years old out of a copy of the New
+York _Evening Post_. It came to the house, I remember, distinctly,
+wrapped around two pork chops. That seemed to be all the reading matter
+we had in the house for a long time--I believe Tim was in hard luck in
+those days--and by the time I was six I had read that paper all through
+from beginning to end, five times. I have wondered since if that
+incident did not give a bent to my whole mind. If you are familiar with
+the _Evening Post_, you may appreciate what I mean.... It came out in me
+exactly like a duck's yearning for water; that deep instinct for the
+printed word. Of course Tim saw that I was different from him. He helped
+me a little in the early stages, and then he stood back, awed by my
+learning, and let me go my own gait. When I was about eight, I learned
+of the existence of public libraries. I daresay it would surprise you to
+know the books I was reading in this period of my life--and writing too:
+for in my eleventh year I was the author of a one-volume history of the
+world, besides several treatises. And I early began to think, too. What
+was the fundamental principle underlying the evolution of a higher and
+higher human type? How could this principle be unified through all
+branches of science and reduced to an operable law? Questions such as
+these kept me awake at night while I still wore short trousers. At
+fourteen I was boarding alone in a kind of tenement on the East Side. Of
+course I was quite different from all the people around me. Different. I
+don't remember that they showed any affectionate interest in me, and why
+on earth should they? As I say, I was different. There was nothing there
+to suggest a conception of that brotherhood of man you speak of. I was
+born with this impulse for isolation and work, and everything that
+happened to me only emphasized it. I never had a day's schooling in my
+life, and never a word of advice or admonition--never a scolding in all
+my life till now. Here is a point on which your Christian theory of
+living seems to me entirely too vague: how to reconcile individual
+responsibility with the forces of heredity and circumstance. From my
+point of view your talk would have been better rounded if you had
+touched on that. Still, it was striking and interesting as it was. I
+like to hear a clear statement of a point of view, and that your
+statement happens to riddle me, personally, of course does not affect
+the question in any way. If I regard human society and human life too
+much as the biologist regards his rabbit, which appears to be the gist
+of your criticism, I can at least cheerfully take my own turn on the
+operating table as occasion requires. There is, of course, a great deal
+that I might say in reply, but I do not understand that either of us
+desires a debate. I will simply assert that your fundamental conception
+of life, while novel and piquant, will not hold water for a moment. Your
+conception is, if I state it fairly, that a man's life, to be useful, to
+be a life of service, must be given immediately to his fellows. He must
+do visible and tangible things with other men. I think a little
+reflection will convince you that, on the contrary, much or most of the
+best work of the world has been done by men whose personal lives were
+not unlike my own. There was Palissy, to take a familiar minor instance.
+Of course his neighbors saw in him only a madman whose cosmos was all
+Ego. Yet people are grateful to Palissy to-day, and think little of the
+suffering of his wife and children. Newton was no genial leader of the
+people. Bacon could not even be loyal to his friends. The living world
+around Socrates put him to death. The world's great wise men, inventors,
+scientists, philosophers, prophets, have not usually spent their days
+rubbing elbows with the bricklayer. Yet these men have served their race
+better than all the good-fellows that ever lived. To each his gifts. If
+I succeed in reducing the principle of human evolution to its eternal
+law, I need not fear the judgment of posterity upon my life. I shall, in
+fact, have performed the highest service to humankind that a finite mind
+can hope to compass. Nevertheless, I am impressed by much that you say.
+I daresay a good deal of it is valuable. All of it I engage to analyze
+and consider dispassionately at my leisure. Meantime, I thank you for
+your interest in the matter. Good-evening."
+
+"Mr. Queed."
+
+Sharlee rose hurriedly, since hurry was so evidently necessary. She felt
+profoundly stirred, she hardly knew why; all her airs of a haughty
+princess were fled; and she intercepted him with no remnant of her
+pretense that she was putting a shabby inferior in his place.
+
+"I want to tell you," she said, somewhat nervously, "that I--I--admire
+very much the way you've taken this. No ordinary man would have listened
+with such--"
+
+"I never pretended to be an ordinary man."
+
+He moved, but she stood unmoving in front of him, the pretty portrait of
+a lady in blue, and the eyes that she fastened upon him reminded him
+vaguely of Fifi's.
+
+"Perhaps I--should tell you," said Sharlee, "just why I--"
+
+"Now don't," he said, smiling faintly at her with his old air of a
+grandfather--"don't spoil it all by saying that you didn't mean it."
+
+Under his smile she colored a little, and, despite herself, looked
+confused. He took advantage of her embarrassment to pass her with
+another bow and go out, leaving her struggling desperately with the
+feeling that he had got the best of her after all.
+
+But the door opened again a little way, almost at once, and the
+trim-cut, academic face, with the lamplight falling upon the round
+glasses and blotting them out in a yellow smudge, appeared in the
+crevice.
+
+"By the way, you were wrong in saying that I pulled down my blind on the
+evolutionary process now going on in the South. I give four thousand
+words to it in my Historical Perspective, volume one."
+
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+ _In which Klinker quotes Scripture, and Queed has helped Fifi with
+ her Lessons for the Last Time._
+
+
+The tax-articles in the _Post_ had ceased after the adjournment of the
+Legislature, which body gave no signs of ever having heard of them. Mr.
+Queed's new series dealt authoritatively with "Currency Systems of the
+World." He polished the systems off at the rate of three a week. But he
+had asked and obtained permission to submit, also, voluntary
+contributions on topics of his own choosing, and now for a fortnight
+these offerings had died daily in Colonel Cowles's waste-basket.
+
+As for his book, Queed could not bear to think of it in these days.
+Deliberately he had put a winding-sheet about his heart's desire, and
+laid it away in a drawer, until such time as he had indisputably
+qualified himself to be editor of the _Post_. Having qualified, he could
+open that drawer again, with a rushing access of stifled ardor, and
+await the Colonel's demise; but to do this, he figured now, would take
+him not less than two months and a half. Two months and a half wrenched
+from the Schedule! That sacred bill of rights not merely corrupted, but
+for a space nullified and cancelled! Yes, it was the ultimate sacrifice
+that outraged pride of intellect had demanded; but the young man would
+not flinch. And there were moments when Trainer Klinker was startled by
+the close-shut misery of his face.
+
+The Scriptorium had been degraded into a sickening school of journalism.
+Day after day, night after night, Queed sat at his tiny table poring
+over back files of the _Post_, examining Colonel Cowles's editorials as
+a geologist examines a Silurian deposit. He analyzed, classified,
+tabulated, computed averages, worked out underlying laws; and
+gradually, with great travail--for the journalese language was to him as
+Greek to another--he deduced from a thousand editorials a few broad
+principles, somewhat as follows:--
+
+1. That the Colonel dealt with a very wide range of concrete topics,
+including many that appeared extremely trivial. (Whereas he, Queed, had
+dealt almost exclusively with abstract principles, rarely taking
+cognizance of any event that had happened later than 1850.)
+
+2. That nearly all the Colonel's "best" articles--_i.e._, best-liked,
+most popular: the kind that Major Brooke and Mr. Bylash, or even Miss
+Miller, were apt to talk about at the supper-table--dealt with topics of
+a purely local and ephemeral interest.
+
+3. That the Colonel never went deeply or exhaustively into any group of
+facts, but that, taking one broad simple hypothesis as his text, he
+hammered that over and over, saying the same thing again and again in
+different ways, but always with a wealth of imagery and picturesque
+phrasing.
+
+4. That the Colonel invariably got his humorous effects by a
+good-natured but sometimes sharp ridicule, the process of which was to
+exaggerate the argument or travesty the cause he was attacking until it
+became absurd.
+
+5. That the Colonel, no matter what his theme, always wrote with vigor
+and heat and color: so that even if he were dealing with something on
+the other side of the world, you might suppose that he, personally, was
+intensely gratified or extremely indignant about it, as the case might
+be.
+
+These principles Queed was endeavoring, with his peculiar faculty for
+patient effort, to apply practically in his daily offerings. It is
+enough to say that he found the task harder than Klinker's Exercises,
+and that the little article on the city's method of removing garbage,
+which failed to appear in this morning's _Post_, had stood him seven
+hours of time.
+
+It was a warm rainy night in early May. Careful listening disclosed the
+fact that Buck Klinker, who had as usual walked up from the gymnasium
+with Queed, was changing his shoes in the next room, preparatory for
+supper. Otherwise the house was very still. Fifi had been steadily
+reported "not so well" for a long time and, for two days, very ill.
+Queed sitting before the table, his gas ablaze and his shade up, tilted
+back his chair and thought of her now. All at once, with no conscious
+volition on his part, he found himself saying over the startling little
+credo that Fifi had suggested for his taking, on the day he sent her the
+roses.
+
+_To like men and do the things that men do. To smoke. To laugh. To joke
+and tell funny stories. To take a ..._
+
+The door of the Scriptorium-editorium opened and Buck Klinker, entering
+without formalities, threw himself, according to his habit, upon the
+tiny bed. This time he came by invitation, to complete the decidedly
+interesting conversation upon which the two men had walked up town; but
+talk did not at once begin. A book rowelled the small of Klinker's back
+as he reclined upon the pillow, and plucking it from beneath him, he
+glanced at the back of it.
+
+"_Vanity Fair_. Didn't know you ever read story-books, Doc."
+
+The Doc did not answer. He was occupied with the thought that not one of
+the things that Fifi had urged upon him did he at present do. Smoking he
+could of course take up at any time. Buck Klinker worked in a
+tobacconist's shop; it might be a good idea to consult him as to what
+was the best way to begin. As for telling funny stories--did he for the
+life of him know one to tell? He racked his brain in vain. There were
+two books that he remembered having seen in the Astor Library, _The
+Percy Anecdotes_, and Mark Lemon's _Jest Book_; perhaps the State
+Library had them.... Stay! Did not Willoughby himself somewhere
+introduce an anecdote of a distinctly humorous nature?
+
+"It ain't much," said Buck, dropping Thackeray to the floor. "I read the
+whole thing once.--No, I guess I'm thinkin' of _The County Fair_, a
+drammer that I saw at the Bee-jou. But I guess they're all the same,
+those Fairs."
+
+"Say Doc," he went on presently, "I'm going to double you on Number
+Seven, beginning from to-morrow, hear?"
+
+Number Seven was one of the stiffest of Klinker's Exercises for All
+Parts of the Body. Queed looked up absently.
+
+"That's right," said his trainer, inexorably. "It's just what you need.
+I had a long talk with Smithy, last night."
+
+"Buck," said the Doctor, clearing his throat, "have I ever--ahem--told
+you of the famous reply of Dr. Johnson to the Billingsgate fishwives?"
+
+"Johnson? Who? Fat, sandy-haired man lives on Third Street?"
+
+"No, Dr. Samuel Johnson, the well-known English author and--character.
+It is related that on one occasion Dr. Johnson approached the fishwives
+at Billingsgate to purchase of their wares. The exact details of the
+story are not altogether clear in my memory, but, as I recall it,
+something the good Doctor said angered these women, for they began
+showering him with profane and blasphemous names. At this style of
+language the fishwives are said to be extremely proficient. What do you
+fancy that Dr. Johnson called them in return? But you could hardly
+guess. He called them parallelopipedons. I am not entirely certain
+whether it was parallelopipedons or isosceles triangles. Possibly there
+are two versions of the story."
+
+Buck stared at him, frankly and greatly bewildered, and noticed that the
+little Doctor was staring at him, with strong marks of anxiety on his
+face.
+
+"I should perhaps say," added Queed, "that parallelopipedons and
+isosceles triangles are not profane or swearing words at all. They are,
+in fact, merely the designations applied to geometrical figures."
+
+"Oh," said Klinker. "Oh."
+
+There was a brief pause.
+
+"Ah, well!... Go on with what you were telling me as we walked up,
+then!"
+
+"Sure thing. But I don't catch the conversation. What was all that con
+you were giving me--?"
+
+"Con?"
+
+"About Johnson and the triangles."
+
+"It simply occurred to me to tell you a funny story, of the sort that
+men are known to like, with the hope of amusing you--"
+
+"Why, that wasn't a funny story, Doc."
+
+"I assure you that it was."
+
+"Don't see it," said Klinker.
+
+"That is not my responsibility, in any sense."
+
+Thus Doctor Queed, sitting stiffly on his hard little chair, and gazing
+with annoyance at Klinker through the iron bars at the foot of the bed.
+
+"Blest if I pipe," said Buck, and scratched his head.
+
+"I cannot both tell the stories and furnish the brains to appreciate
+them. Kindly proceed with what you were telling me."
+
+So Buck, obliging but mystified, dropped back upon the bed and
+proceeded, tooth-pick energetically at work. His theme was a problem
+with which nearly every city is unhappily familiar. In Buck's
+terminology, it was identified as "The Centre Street mashers": those
+pimply, weak-faced, bad-eyed young men who congregate at prominent
+corners every afternoon, especially Saturdays, to smirk at the
+working-girls, and to pass, wherever they could, from their murmured,
+"Hello, Kiddo," and "Where you goin', baby?" to less innocent things.
+
+Buck's air of leisureliness dropped from him as he talked; his
+orange-stick worked ever more and more furiously; his honest voice grew
+passionate as he described conditions as he knew them.
+
+"... And some fool of a girl, no more than a child for knowing what
+she's doin', laughs and answers back--just for the fun of it, not
+looking for harm, and right there's where your trouble begins. Maybe
+that night after doin' the picture shows; maybe another night; but it's
+sure to come. Dammit, Doc, I'm no saint nor sam-singer and I've done
+things I hadn't ought like other men, and woke up shamed the next
+morning, too, but I've got a sister who's a decent good girl as there is
+anywhere, and by God, sir, I'd _kill_ a man who just looked at her with
+the dirty eyes of them little soft-mouth blaggards!"
+
+Queed, unaffectedly interested, asked the usual question--could not the
+girls be taught at home the dangers of such acquaintances?--and Buck
+pulverized it in the usual way.
+
+"Who in blazes is goin' to teach 'em? Don't you know _anything_ about
+what kind of homes they got? Why, man, they're _the sisters of the
+little blaggards!_"
+
+He painted a dark picture of the home-life of many of these girls: its
+hard work and unrelenting poverty; its cheerlessness; the absence of any
+fun; the irresistible allurement of the flashily-dressed stranger who
+jingles money in his pocket and offers to "show a good time." Then he
+told a typical story, the story of a little girl he knew, who worked in
+a department store for three dollars and a half a week, and whose
+drunken father took over the last cent of that every Saturday night.
+This girl's name was Eva Bernheimer, and she was sixteen years old and
+"in trouble."
+
+"You know what, Doc?" Buck ended. "You'd ought to take it up in the
+_Post_--that's what. There's a fine piece to be written, showin' up them
+little hunters."
+
+It was characteristic of Doctor Queed that such an idea had not and
+would not have occurred to him: applying his new science of editorial
+writing to a practical problem dipped from the stream of everyday life
+was still rather beyond him. But it was also characteristic of him that,
+once the idea had been suggested to him, he instantly perceived its
+value. He looked at Buck admiringly through the iron bars.
+
+"You are quite right. There is."
+
+"You know they are trying to get up a reformatory--girls' home, some
+call it. That's all right, if you can't do better, but it don't get to
+the bottom of it. The right way with a thing like this is to _take it
+before it happens!_"
+
+"You are quite right, Buck."
+
+"Yes--but how're you goin' to do it? You sit up here all day and night
+with your books and studies, Doc--where's your cure for a sorry trouble
+like this?"
+
+"That is a fair question. I cannot answer definitely until I have
+studied the situation out in a practical way. But I will say that the
+general problem is one of the most difficult with which social science
+has to deal."
+
+"I know what had ought to be done. The blaggards ought to be shot. Damn
+every last one of them, I say."
+
+Klinker conversed in his anger something like the ladies of
+Billingsgate, but Queed did not notice this. He sat back in his chair,
+absorbedly thinking that here, at all events, was a theme which had
+enough practical relation with life. He himself had seen a group of the
+odious "mashers" with his own eyes; Buck had pointed them out as they
+walked up. Never had a social problem come so close home to him as this:
+not a thing of text-book theories, but a burning issue working out
+around the corner on people that Klinker knew. And Klinker's question
+had been an acute one, challenging the immediate value of social science
+itself.
+
+His thought veered, swept out of its channel by an unwonted wave of
+bitterness. Klinker had offered him this material, Klinker had advised
+him to write an editorial about it, Klinker had pointed out for him, in
+almost a superior way, just where the trouble lay. Nor was this all. Of
+late everybody seemed to be giving him advice. Only the other week it
+was Fifi; and that same day, the young lady Charles Weyland. What was
+there about him that invited this sort of thing?... And he was going to
+take Klinker's advice; he had seized upon it gratefully. Nor could he
+say that he was utterly insensate to Fifi's: he had caught himself
+saying over part of it not ten minutes ago. As for Charles Weyland's
+ripsaw criticisms, he had analyzed them dispassionately, as he had
+promised, and his reason rejected them in toto. Yet he could not
+exactly say that he had wholly purged them out of his mind. No ... the
+fact was that some of her phrases had managed to burn themselves into
+his brain.
+
+Presently Klinker said another thing that his friend the little Doctor
+remembered for a long time.
+
+"Do you know what's the finest line in Scripture, Doc? _But He spake of
+the temple of His body._ I heard a minister get that off in a church
+once, in a sermon, and I don't guess I'll ever forget it. A dandy, ain't
+it?... Exercise and live straight. Keep your temple strong and clean. If
+I was a parson, I tell you, I'd go right to Seventh and Centre next
+Saturday and give a talk to them blaggards on that. _But He spake of_
+..."
+
+Klinker stopped as though he had been shot. A sudden agonized scream
+from downstairs jerked him off the bed and to his feet in a second
+solemn as at the last trump. He stared at Queed wide-eyed, his honest
+red face suddenly white.
+
+"God forgive me for talkin' so loud.... I'd ought to have known...."
+
+"What is it? Who was that?" demanded Queed, startled more by Klinker's
+look than by that scream.
+
+But Klinker only turned and slipped softly out of the door, tipping on
+his toes as though somebody near at hand were asleep.
+
+Queed was left bewildered, and completely at a loss. Whatever the matter
+was, it clearly concerned Buck Klinker. Equally clearly, it did not
+concern him. People had a right to scream if they felt that way, without
+having a horde of boarders hurry out and call them to book.
+
+However, his scientist's fondness for getting at the underlying
+causes--or as some call it, curiosity--presently obtained control of
+him, and he went downstairs.
+
+There is no privacy of grief in the communism of a middle-class
+boarding-house. It is ordered that your neighbor shall gaze upon your
+woe and you shall stare at his anguish, when both are new and raw. That
+cry of pain had been instantly followed by a stir of movement; a little
+shiver ran through the house. Doors opened and shut; voices murmured;
+quick feet sounded on the stairs. Now the boarders were gathered in the
+parlor, very still and solemn, yet not to save their lives unaware that
+for them the humdrum round was to go on just the same. And here, of
+course, is no matter of a boarding-house: for queens must eat though
+kings lie high in state.
+
+To Mrs. Paynter's parlor came a girl, white-faced and shadowy-eyed, but
+for those hours at least, calm and tearless and the mistress of
+herself. The boarders rose as she appeared in the door, and she saw that
+after all she had no need to tell them anything. They came and took her
+hand, one by one, which was the hardest to bear, and even Mr. Bylash
+seemed touched with a new dignity, and even Miss Miller's pompadour
+looked human and sorry. But two faces Miss Weyland did not see among the
+kind-eyed boarders: the old professor, who had locked himself in his
+room, and the little Doctor who was at that moment coming down the
+steps.
+
+"Supper's very late," said she. "Emma and Laura ... have been much
+upset. I'll have it on the table in a minute."
+
+She turned into the hail and saw Queed on the stairs. He halted his
+descent five steps from the bottom, and she came to the banisters and
+stood and looked up at him. And if any memory of their last meeting was
+with them then, neither of them gave any sign of it.
+
+"You know--?"
+
+"No, I don't know," he replied, disturbed by her look, he did not know
+why, and involuntarily lowering his voice. "I came down expressly to
+find out."
+
+"Fifi--She--"
+
+"Is worse again?"
+
+"She ... stopped breathing a few minutes ago."
+
+"_Dead!_"
+
+Sharlee winced visibly at the word, as the fresh stricken always will.
+
+The little Doctor turned his head vaguely away. The house was so still
+that the creaking of the stairs as his weight shifted from one foot to
+another, sounded horribly loud; he noticed it, and regretted having
+moved. The idea of Fifi's dying had of course never occurred to him.
+Something put into his head the simple thought that he would never help
+the little girl with her algebra again, and at once he was conscious of
+an odd and decidedly unpleasant sensation, somewhere far away inside of
+him. He felt that he ought to say something, to sum up his attitude
+toward the unexpected event, but for once in his life he experienced a
+difficulty in formulating his thought in precise language. However, the
+pause was of the briefest.
+
+"I think," said Sharlee, "the funeral will be Monday afternoon.... You
+will go, won't you?"
+
+Queed turned upon her a clouded brow. The thought of taking personal
+part in such mummery as a funeral--"barbaric rites," he called them in
+the forthcoming Work--was entirely distasteful to him. "No," he said,
+hastily. "No, I could hardly do that--"
+
+"Fifi--would like it. It is the last time you will have to do anything
+for her."
+
+"Like it? It is hardly as if she would know--!"
+
+"Mightn't you show your regard for a friend just the same, even if your
+friend was never to know about it?... Besides--I think of these things
+another way, and so did Fifi."
+
+He peered down at her over the banisters, oddly disquieted. The flaring
+gas lamp beat mercilessly upon her face, and it occurred to him that she
+looked tired around her eyes.
+
+"I think Fifi will know ... and be glad," said Sharlee. "She liked and
+admired you. Only day before yesterday she spoke of you. Now she ... has
+gone, and this is the one way left for any of us to show that we are
+sorry."
+
+Long afterwards, Queed thought that if Charles Weyland's lashes had not
+glittered with sudden tears at that moment he would have refused her.
+But her lashes did so glitter, and he capitulated at once; and turning
+instantly went heavy-hearted up the stairs.
+
+
+
+
+XV
+
+ _In a Country Churchyard, and afterwards; of Friends: how they take
+ your Time while they live, and then die, upsetting your Evening's
+ Work; and what Buck Klinker saw in the Scriptorium at 2 a.m._
+
+
+Queed was caught, like many another rationalist before him, by the
+stirring beauty of the burial service of the English church.
+
+Fifi's funeral was in the country, at a little church set down in a
+beautiful grove which reminds all visitors of the saying about God's
+first temples. Near here Mrs. Paynter was born and spent her girlhood;
+here Fifi, before her last illness, had come every Sabbath morning to
+the Sunday-school; here lay the little strip of God's acre that the now
+childless widow called her own. You come by the new electric line, one
+of those high-speed suburban roads which, all over the country, are
+doing so much to persuade city people back to the land. The cars are
+steam-road size. Two of them had been provided for the mourners, and
+there was no room to spare; for the Paynter family connection was large,
+and it seemed that little Fifi had many friends.
+
+From Stop 11, where the little station is, your course is by the
+woodland path; past the little springhouse, over the tiny rustic bridge,
+and so on up the shady slope to the cluster of ancient pines. In the
+grove stood carriages; buggy horses reined to the tall trees; even that
+abomination around a church, the motor of the vandals. In the walk
+through the woods, Queed found himself side by side with a fat,
+scarlet-faced man, who wore a vest with brass buttons and immediately
+began talking to him like a lifelong friend. He was a motorman on the
+suburban line, it seemed, and had known Fifi very well.
+
+"No, sir, I wouldn't believe it when my wife seen it in the paper and
+called it out to me, an' I says there's some mistake, you can be sure,
+and she says no, here it is in the paper, you can read it for y'self.
+But I wouldn't believe it till I went by the house on the way to my run,
+and there was the crape on the door. An' I tell you, suh, I couldn't a
+felt worse if 'twas one o' my own kids. Why, it seems like only the
+other morning she skipped onto my car, laughin' and sayin', 'How are you
+to-day, Mr. Barnes?' Why she and me been buddies for nigh three years,
+and she took my 9.30 north car every Sunday morning, rain or shine, just
+as reg'lar, and was the only one I ever let stand out on _my_ platform,
+bein' strictly agin all rules, and my old partner Hornheim was fired for
+allowin' it, it ain't six months since. But what could I do when she
+asked me, _please, Mr. Barnes_, with that sweet face o' hers, and her
+rememberin' me every Christmas that came along just like I was her
+Pa...."
+
+The motorman talked too much, but he proved useful in finding seats up
+near the front, where, being fat, he took up considerably more than his
+share of room.
+
+Unless Tim had taken him to the Cathedral once, twenty years ago, it was
+the first time that Queed had ever been inside a church. He had read
+Renan at fourteen, finally discarding all religious beliefs in the same
+year. Approximately Spencer's First Cause satisfied his reason, though
+he meant to buttress Spencer's contention in its weakest place and carry
+it deeper than Spencer did. But in fact, the exact limits he should
+assign to religious beliefs as an evolutionary function were still
+indeterminate in his system. He, like all cosmic philosophers, found
+this the most baffling and elusive of all his problems. Meantime, here
+in this little country church, he was to witness the supreme rite of the
+supreme religious belief. There was some compensation for his enforced
+attendance in that thought. He looked about him with genuine and candid
+interest. The hush, the dim light, the rows upon rows of sober-faced
+people, seemed to him properly impressive. He was struck by the wealth
+of flowers massed all over the chancel, and wondered if that was its
+regular state. The pulpit and the lectern; the altar, which he easily
+identified; the stained-glass windows with their obviously symbolic
+pictures; the bronze pipes of the little organ; the unvested choir,
+whose function he vaguely made out--over all these his intelligent eye
+swept, curiously; and lastly it went out of the open window and lost
+itself in the quiet sunny woods outside.
+
+Strange and full of wonder. This incredible instinct for adoration--this
+invincible insistence in believing, in defiance of all reason, that man
+was not born to die as the flesh dies. What, after all, was the full
+significance of this unique phenomenon?
+
+_I am the resurrection and the life, saith the Lord; he that believeth
+in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live...._
+
+A loud resonant voice suddenly cut the hush with these words and
+immediately they were all standing. Queed was among the first to rise;
+the movement was like a reflex action. For there was something in the
+thrilling timbre of that voice that seemed to pull him to his feet
+regardless of his will; something, in fact, that impelled him to crane
+his neck around and peer down the dim aisle to discover immediately who
+was the author of it.
+
+His eye fell on a young man advancing, clad in white robes the like of
+which he had never seen, and wearing the look of the morning upon his
+face. In his hands he bore an open book, but he did not glance at it.
+His head was thrown back; his eyes seemed fastened on something outside
+and beyond the church; and he rolled out the victorious words as though
+he would stake all that he held dearest in this world that their
+prophecy was true.
+
+_Whom I shall see for myself, and_ MINE _eyes shall behold, and not
+another...._
+
+But behind the young man rolled a little stand on wheels, on which lay a
+long box banked in flowers; and though the little Doctor had never been
+at a funeral before, and never in the presence of death, he knew that
+here must lie the mortal remains of his little friend, Fifi. From this
+point onward Queed's interest in the service became, so to say, less
+purely scientific.
+
+There was some antiphonal reciting, and then a long selection which the
+young man in robes read with the same voice of solemn triumph. It is
+doubtful if anybody in the church followed him with the fascinated
+attention of the young evolutionist. Soon the organ rumbled, and the
+little choir, standing, broke into song.
+
+ For all the Saints who from their labors rest....
+
+Saints! Well, well, was it imaginable that they thought of Fifi that way
+_already_? Why, it was only three weeks ago that he had sent her the
+roses and she....
+
+A black-gloved hand, holding an open book, descended out of the dim
+space behind him. It came to him, as by an inspiration, that the book
+was being offered for his use in some mysterious connection. He grasped
+it gingerly, and his friend the motorman, jabbing at the text with a
+scarlet hand, whispered raucously: "'S what they're singin'." But the
+singers had traveled far before the young man was able to find and
+follow them.
+
+ And when the strife is fierce, the warfare long,
+ Steals on the ear the distant triumph song,
+ And hearts are brave again, and arms are strong.
+
+The girls in the choir sang on, untroubled by a doubt:--
+
+ But lo, there breaks a yet more glorious day;
+ The saints triumphant rise in bright array;
+ The King of glory passes on His way.
+
+They marched outside following the flower-banked casket into the little
+cemetery, and Queed stood with bared head like the others, watching the
+committal of dust unto dust. In the forefront of the mournful gathering,
+nearest the grave's edge, there stood three women heavily swathed in
+black. Through all the rite now, suppressed sobbing ran like a motif.
+Soon fell upon all ears the saddest of all sounds, the pitiless thud of
+the first earth upon the stiff lid. On the other side of the irregular
+circle, Queed saw the coarse red motorman; tears were rolling down his
+fat cheeks; but never noticing them he was singing loudly, far off the
+key, from the book the black-gloved hand had given Queed. The hymn they
+were singing now also spoke surely and naturally of the saints. The same
+proud note, the young man observed, ran through the service from
+beginning to end. Hymn and prayer and reading all confidently assumed
+that Fifi was dead only to this mortal eye, but in another world, open
+to all those gathered about the grave for their seeking, she lived in
+some marvelously changed form--her body being made _like unto his own
+glorious body_....
+
+In the homeward-bound car, Queed fully recaptured his poise, and
+redirected his thoughts into rational channels.
+
+The doctrine of the immortality of the soul had not a rational leg to
+stand on. The anima, or spirit, being merely the product of certain
+elements combined in life, was wiped out when those elements dissolved
+their union in death. It was the flame of a candle blown out. Yet with
+what unbelievable persistence this doctrine had survived through
+history. Science had annihilated it again and again, but these people
+resolutely stopped their ears to science. They could not answer science
+with argument, so they had answered her with the axe and the stake; and
+they were still capable of doing that whenever they thought it
+desirable. Strange spectacle! What was the "conflict between Religion
+and Science" but man's desperate struggle against his own reason?
+Benjamin Kidd had that right at any rate.
+
+Yet did these people really believe their doctrine of the saved body and
+the saved soul? They said they did, but did they? If they believed it
+surely, as they believed that this night would be followed by a new day,
+if they believed it passionately as they believed that money is the
+great earthly good, then certainly the biggest of their worldly affairs
+would be less than a grain of sand by the sea against the everlasting
+glories that awaited them. Yet ... look at them all about him in the
+car, these people who told themselves that they had started Fifi on the
+way to be a saint, in which state they expected to remeet her. Did they
+so regard their worldly affairs? By to-morrow they would be at each
+other's throats, squabbling, cheating, slandering, lying, fighting
+desperately to gain some ephemeral advantage--all under the eye of the
+magnificent guerdon they pretended to believe in and knew they were
+jeopardizing by such acts. No, it was pure self-hypnosis. Weak man
+demanded offsets for his earthly woes, and he had concocted them in a
+world of his own imagining. That was the history of man's religions; the
+concoction of other-worldly offsets for worldly woes. In their heart of
+hearts, all knew that they were concoctions, and the haruspices laughed
+when they met each other.
+
+Supper was early at Mrs. Paynter's, as though to atone for the tardiness
+of yesterday. The boarders dispatched it not without recurring
+cheerfulness, broken now and again by fits of decorous silence. You
+could see that by to-morrow, or it might be next day, the house would be
+back in its normal swing again.
+
+Mr. Queed withdrew to his little chamber. He trod the steps softly for
+once, and perhaps this was why, as he passed Mrs. Paynter's room, his
+usually engrossed ear caught the sound of weeping, quiet but
+unrestrained, ceaseless, racking weeping, running on evermore, the
+weeping of Rachel for her children, who would not be comforted.
+
+The little Doctor shut the door of the Scriptorium and lit the gas. So
+far, his custom; but here his whim and his wont parted. Instead of
+seating himself at his table, where the bound _Post_ for January-March,
+1902, awaited his exploration, he laid himself down on his tiny bed.
+
+If he were to die to-night, who would weep for him like that?
+
+The thought had come unbidden to his mind and stuck in his metaphysics
+like a burr. Now he remembered that the question was not entirely a new
+one. Fifi had once asked him who would be sorry if he died, and had
+answered herself by saying that she would. However, Fifi was dead, and
+therefore released from her promise.
+
+Yes, Fifi was dead. He would never help her with her algebra again. The
+thought filled him with vague, unaccountable regrets. He felt that he
+would willingly take twenty minutes a night from the wrecked Schedule to
+have her come back, but unfortunately there was no way of arranging that
+now. He remembered the night he had sent Fifi out of the dining-room for
+coughing, and the remembrance made him distinctly uncomfortable. He
+rather wished that he had told Fifi he was sorry about that, but it was
+too late now. Still he had told her that he was her friend; he was glad
+to remember that. But here, from a new point of view, was the trouble
+about having friends. They took your time while they lived, and then
+they went off and died and upset your evening's work.
+
+Clearly, Fifi left behind many sorrowful friends, as shown by her
+remarkable funeral. If he himself were to die, Tim and Murphy Queed
+would probably feel sorrowful, but they would hardly come to the
+funeral. For one thing, Tim could not come because of his duties on the
+force, and Murphy, for all he knew, was undergoing incarceration. About
+the only person he could think of as a probable attendant at his
+graveside was William Klinker. Yes, Buck would certainly be there,
+though it was asking a good deal to expect him to weep. A funeral
+consisting of only one person would look rather odd to those who were
+familiar with such crowded churches as that he had seen to-day. People
+passing by would nudge each other and say that the dead must have led an
+eccentric life, indeed, to be so alone at the end.... Come to think of
+it, though, there wouldn't be any funeral. He had nothing to do with
+those most interesting but clearly barbaric rites. Of course his body
+would be cremated by directions in the will. The operation would be
+private, attracting no attention from anybody. Buck would make the
+arrangements. He tried to picture Buck weeping near the incinerator, and
+failed.
+
+Then there was his father, whom, in twenty-four years' sharing of the
+world together, he had never met. The man's behavior was odd, to say the
+least. From the world's point of view he had declined to own his son.
+For such an unusual breach of custom, there must be some adequate
+explanation, and the circumstances all pointed one way. This was that
+his mother (whom his boyhood had pictured as a woman of distinction who
+had eloped with somebody far beneath her) had failed to marry his
+father. The persistent mystery about his birth had always made him
+skeptical of Tim's statement that he had been present at the marriage.
+But he rarely thought of the matter at all now. The moral responsibility
+was none of his; and as for a name, Queed was as good as any other. X or
+Y was a good enough name for a real man, whose life could demonstrate
+his utter independence of the labels so carefully pasted upon him by
+environment and circumstance.
+
+Still, if he were to die, he felt that his father, if yet alive, should
+come forward and weep for him, even as Mrs. Paynter was weeping for Fifi
+down in the Second Front. He should stand out like a man and take from
+Buck's hand the solemn ceremonies of cremation. He tried to picture his
+father weeping near the incinerator, and failed, partly owing to the
+mistiness surrounding that gentleman's bodily appearance. He felt that
+his father was dodging his just responsibilities. For the first time in
+his life he perceived that, under certain circumstances, it might be an
+advantage to have some definite individual to whom you can point and
+say: "There goes my father."
+
+As it was, it all came down to him and Buck. He and Buck were alone in
+the world together. He rather clung to the thought of Buck, and
+instantly caught himself at it. Very well; let him take it that way
+then. Take Buck as a symbol of the world, of those friendships which
+played such certain havoc with a man's Schedule. Was he glad that he had
+Buck or was he not?
+
+The little Doctor lay on his back in the glare thinking things out. The
+gas in his eyes was an annoyance, but he did not realize it, and so did
+not get up, as another man would have done, and put it out.
+
+Certainly it was an extraordinary thing that the only critics he had
+ever had in his life had all three attacked his theory of living at
+precisely the same point. They had all three urged him to get in touch
+with his environment. He himself could unanswerably demonstrate that in
+such degree as he succeeded in isolating himself from his
+environment--at least until his great work was done--in just that degree
+would his life be successful. But these three seemed to declare, with
+the confidence of those who state an axiom, that in just that degree was
+his life a failure. Of course they could not demonstrate their
+contention as he could demonstrate his, but the absence of reasoning did
+not appear to shake their assurance in the smallest. Here then was
+another apparent conflict of instinct with reason: their instinct with
+his reason. Perhaps he might have dismissed the whole thing as merely
+their religion, but that his father, with that mysterious letter of
+counsel, was among them. He did not picture his father as a religious
+man. Besides, Fifi, asked point-blank if that was her religion, had
+denied, assuring him, singularly enough, that it was only common-sense.
+
+And among them, among all the people that had touched him in this new
+life, there was no denying that he had had some curiously unsettling
+experiences.
+
+He had been ready to turn the pages of the book of life for Fifi, an
+infant at his knee, and all at once Fifi had taken the book from his
+hands and read aloud, in a language which was quite new to him, a
+lecture on his own short-comings. There was no denying that her question
+about his notions on altruism had given him an odd, arresting glimpse of
+himself from a new peak. He had set out in his pride to punish Mr. Pat,
+and Mr. Pat had severely punished him, revealing him humiliatingly to
+himself as a physical incompetent. He had dismissed Buck Klinker as a
+faintly amusing brother to the ox, and now Buck Klinker was giving him
+valuable advice about his editorial work, to say nothing of jerking him
+by the ears toward physical competency. He had thought to honor the
+_Post_ by contributing of his wisdom to it, and the _Post_ had replied
+by contemptuously kicking him out. He had laughed at Colonel Cowles's
+editorials, and now he was staying out of bed of nights slavishly
+struggling to imitate them. He had meant to give Miss Weyland some
+expert advice some day about the running of her department, and suddenly
+she had turned about and stamped him as an all-around failure, meet not
+for reverence, but the laughter and pity of men.
+
+So far as he knew, nobody in the world admired him. They might admire
+his work, but him personally they felt sorry for or despised. Few even
+admired his work. The _Post_ had given him satisfactory proof of that.
+Conant, Willoughby, and Smathers would admire it--yes, wish to the Lord
+that they had written it. But would that fill his cup to overflowing? By
+the way, had not Fifi asked him that very question, too--whether he
+would consider a life of that sort a successful life? Well--would he? Or
+could it imaginably be said that Fifi, rather, had had a successful
+life, as evidenced by her profoundly interesting funeral?
+
+Was it possible that a great authority on human society could make
+himself an even greater authority by personally assuming a part in the
+society which he theoretically administered? Was it possible that he was
+missing some factor of large importance by his addiction to isolation
+and a schedule?
+
+In short, was it conceivable that he had it all wrong from the
+beginning, as the young lady Charles Weyland had said?
+
+The little Doctor lay still on his bed and his precious minutes slipped
+into hours.... If he finished his book at twenty-seven, what would he do
+with the rest of his life? Besides defending it from possible criticism,
+besides expounding and amplifying it a little further as need seemed to
+be, there would be no more work for him to do. Supreme essence of
+philosophy, history, and all science as it was, it was the final word of
+human wisdom. You might say that with it the work of the world was done.
+How then should he spend the remaining thirty or forty years of his
+life? As matters stood now he had, so to say, twenty years start on
+himself. Through the peculiar circumstances of his life, he had reached
+a point in his reading and study at twenty-four which another man could
+not hope to reach before he was forty-five or fifty. Other men had done
+daily work for a livelihood, and had only their evenings for their
+heart's desire. Spencer was a civil engineer. Mill was a clerk in an
+India house. Comte taught mathematics. But he, in all his life, had not
+averaged an hour a week's enforced distraction: all had gone to his own
+work. You might say that he was entitled to a heavy arrears in this
+direction. If he liked, he could idle for ten years, twenty years, and
+still be more than abreast of his age.
+
+And as it was, he could not pretend that he had kept the faith, that he
+was inviolably holding his Schedule unspotted from the world. No, he
+himself had outraged and deflowered the Schedule. Klinker's Exercises
+and the _Post_ were deliberate impieties. And he could not say that they
+had the sanction of his reason. The exercises had only a partial
+sanction; the _Post_ no sanction at all. Both were but sops to wounded
+pride. Here, then, was a pretty situation: he, the triumphant
+rationalist, the toy of utterly irrational impulses--of an utterly
+irrational instinct. And this new impulse tugging at his inside, driving
+him to heed the irrational advice of his critics--what could it be but
+part and parcel of the same mysterious but apparently deep-seated
+instinct? And what was the real significance of this instinct, and what
+in the name of Jerusalem was the matter with him anyway?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He was twenty-four years old, without upbringing, and utterly alone in
+the world. He had raised himself, body and soul, out of printed books,
+and about all the education he ever had was half an hour's biting talk
+from Charles Weyland. Of course he did not recognize his denied youth
+when it rose and fell upon him, but he did recognize that his assailant
+was doughty. He locked arms with it and together they fell into
+undreamed depths.
+
+Buck Klinker, returning from some stag devilry at the hour of two A.M.,
+and attracted to the Scriptorium by the light under the door, found the
+little Doctor pacing the floor in his stocking feet, with the gas
+blazing and the shade up as high as it would go. He halted in his
+marchings to stare at Buck with wild unrecognition, and his face looked
+so white and fierce that honest Buck, like the good friend he was, only
+said, "Well--good-night, Doc," and unobtrusively withdrew.
+
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+ _Triumphal Return of Charles Gardiner West from the Old World; and
+ of how the Other World had wagged in his Absence._
+
+
+Many pictured post-cards and an occasional brief note reminded Miss
+Weyland during the summer that Charles Gardiner West was pursuing his
+studies in the Old World with peregrinative zest. By the trail of
+colored photographs she followed his triumphal march. Rome knew the
+president-elect in early June; Naples, Florence, Milan, Venice in the
+same period. He investigated, presumably, the public school systems of
+Geneva and Berlin; the higher education drew him through the chateau
+country of France; for three weeks the head-waiters of Paris (in the
+pedagogical district) were familiar with the clink of his coin; and
+August's first youth was gone before he was in London with the lake
+region a tramped road behind him.
+
+From the latter neighborhood (picture: Rydal Mount) he wrote Sharlee as
+follows:
+
+ Sailing on the 21st, after the most glorious trip in history. Never
+ so full of energy and enthusiasm. Running over with the most
+ beautiful plans.
+
+The exact nature of these plans the writer did not indicate, but
+Sharlee's mother, who always got down to breakfast first and read all
+the postals as they came, explained that the reference was evidently to
+Blames College. West, however, did not sail on the 21st, even though
+that date was some days behind his original intentions. The itinerary
+with which he had set out had him home again, in fact, on August 15. For
+in the stress and hurry of making ready for the journey, together with
+a little preliminary rest which he felt his health required, he had to
+let his advertising campaign and other schemes for the good of the
+college go over until the fall. But collegiate methods obtaining in
+London were too fascinating, apparently, to be dismissed with any
+cursory glance. He sailed on the 25th, arrived home on the 3rd of
+September, and on the 4th surprised Sharlee by dropping in upon her in
+her office.
+
+He was browned from his passage, appeared a little stouter, was very
+well dressed and good to look at, and fairly exuded vitality and
+pleasant humor. Sharlee was delighted and quite excited over seeing him
+again, though it may be noted, as shedding a side-light upon her
+character, that she did not greet him with "Hello, Stranger!" However,
+her manner of salutation appeared perfectly satisfactory to West.
+
+They had the little office to themselves and plenty to talk about.
+
+"Doubtless you got my postals?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, stacks of them. I spent all one Saturday afternoon pasting them in
+an album as big as this table. They made a perfect fireside grand tour
+for me. What did you like best in all your trip?"
+
+"I think," said West, turning his handsome blue eyes full upon her,
+"that I like getting back."
+
+Sharlee laughed. "It's done you a world of good; that's plain, anyway.
+You look ready to remove mountains."
+
+"Why, I can eat them--bite their heads off! I feel like a fighting-cock
+who's been starved a shade too long for the good of the bystanders."
+
+He laughed and waved his arms about to signify enormous vitality.
+Sharlee asked if he had been able to make a start yet with his new work.
+
+"You might say," he replied, "that I dived head-first into it from the
+steamer."
+
+He launched out into eager talk about his hopes for Blames College. In
+all his wide circle of friends, he knew no one who made so sympathetic
+and intelligent a listener as she. He talked freely, lengthily, even
+egotistically it might have seemed, had they not been such good friends
+and he so sure of her interest. Difficulties, it seemed, had already
+cropped out. He was not sure of the temper of his trustees, whom he had
+called together for an informal meeting that morning. Starting to
+advertise the great improvements that had taken place in the college, he
+had collided with the simple fact that no improvements had taken place.
+Even if he privately regarded his own accession in that light, he
+humorously pointed out, he could hardly advertise it, with old Dr.
+Gilfillan, the retired president, living around the corner and reading
+the papers. Again, taking his pencil to make a list of the special
+advantages Blaines had to offer, he was rather forcibly struck with the
+fact that it had no special advantages. But upon these and other
+difficulties, he touched optimistically, as though confident that under
+the right treatment, namely his treatment, all would soon yield.
+
+Sharlee, fired by his gay confidence, mused enthusiastically. "It's
+inspiring to think what can be done! Really, it is no empty dream that
+the number of students might be doubled--quadrupled--in five years."
+
+"Do you know," said he, turning his glowing face upon her, "I'm not so
+eager for mere numbers now. That is one point on which my views have
+shifted during my studies this summer. My ideal is no longer a very
+large college--at least not necessarily large--but a college of the very
+highest standards. A distinguished faculty of recognized authorities in
+their several lines; an earnest student body, large if you can get them,
+but always made of picked men admitted on the strictest terms; degrees
+recognized all over the country as an unvarying badge of the highest
+scholarship--these are what I shall strive for. My ultimate ambition,"
+said Charles Gardiner West, dreamily, "is to make of Blaines College an
+institution like the University of Paris."
+
+He sprang up presently with great contrition, part real, part mock, over
+having absorbed so much of the honest tax-payer's property, the
+Departmental time. No, he could not be induced to appropriate a moment
+more; he was going to run on up the street and call on Colonel Cowles.
+
+"How is the old gentleman, anyway?"
+
+"His spirits," said Sharlee, "were never better, and he is working like
+a horse. But I'm afraid the dear is beginning to feel his years a
+little."
+
+"He's nearly seventy, you know. By the bye, what ever became of that
+young helper you and I unloaded on him last year--the queer little man
+with the queer little name?"
+
+Sharlee saw that President West had entirely forgotten their
+conversation six months before, when he had promised to protect this
+same young helper from Colonel Cowles and the _Post_ directors. She
+smiled indulgently at this evidence of the absent-mindedness of the
+great.
+
+"Became of him! Why, you're going to make him regular assistant editor
+at your directors' meeting next month."
+
+"Are we, though! I had it in the back of my head that he was fired early
+in the summer."
+
+"Well, you see, when he saw the axe descending, he pulled off a little
+revolution all by himself and all of a sudden learned to write. Make the
+Colonel tell you about it."
+
+"I'm not surprised," said West. "I told you last winter, you know, that
+I believed in that boy. Great heavens! It's glorious to be back in this
+old town again!"
+
+He went down the broad steps of the Capitol, and out the winding white
+walkway through the park. Nearly everybody he met stopped him with a
+friendly greeting and a welcome home. He walked the shady path with his
+light stick swinging, his eyes seeing, not an arch of tangible trees,
+but the shining vista which dreamers call the Future.... He stood upon a
+platform, fronting a vast white meadow of upturned faces. He was
+speaking to this meadow, his theme being "Education and the Rise of the
+Masses," and the people, displaying an enthusiasm rare at lectures upon
+such topics, roared their approval as he shot at them great terse
+truths, the essence of wide reading and profound wisdom put up in
+pellets of pungent epigram. He rose at a long dinner-table, so placed
+that as he stood his eye swept down rows upon rows of other long tables,
+where the diners had all pushed back their chairs to turn and look at
+him. His words were honeyed, of a magic compelling power, so that as he
+reached his peroration, aged magnates could not be restrained from
+producing fountain-pen and check-book; he saw them pushing aside
+coffee-cups to indite rows of o's of staggering length. Blames College
+now tenanted a new home on a grassy knoll outside the city. The single
+ramshackle barn which had housed the institution prior to the coming of
+President West was replaced by a cluster of noble edifices of classic
+marble. The president sat in his handsome office, giving an audience to
+a delegation of world-famous professors from the University of Paris.
+They had been dispatched by the French nation to study his methods on
+the ground.
+
+"Why, _hello_, Colonel! Bless your heart, I _am_ glad to see you,
+sir...."
+
+Colonel Cowles, looking up from his ancient seat, gave an exclamation of
+surprise and pleasure. He welcomed the young man affectionately. West
+sat down, and once more pen-sketched his travels and his plans for
+Blames College. He was making a second, or miniature, grand tour that
+afternoon, regreeting all his friends, and was thus compelled to tell
+his story many times; but his own interest in it appeared ever fresh.
+For Blames he asked and was promised the kindly offices of the Post.
+
+The Colonel, in his turn, gave a brief account of his vacationless
+summer, of his daily work, of the progress of the _Post's_ Policies.
+
+"I hear," said West, "that that little scientist I made you a present of
+last year has made a ten-strike."
+
+"Queed? An extraordinary thing," said the Colonel, relighting his cigar.
+"I was on the point of discharging him, you remember, with the hearty
+approval of the directors. His stuff was dismal, abysmal, and hopeless.
+One day he turned around and began handing in stuff of a totally
+different kind. First-rate, some of it. I thought at first that he must
+be hiring somebody to do it for him. Did you see the paper while you
+were away?"
+
+"Very irregularly, I'm sorry to say."
+
+"Quite on his own hook, the boy turned up one day with an article on the
+Centre Street 'mashers' that was a screamer. You know what that
+situation was--"
+
+"Yes, yes."
+
+"I had for some time had it in mind to tackle it myself. The fact was
+that we were developing a class of boy Don Juans that were a black
+disgrace to the city. It was a rather unpleasant subject, but this young
+man handled it with much tact, as well as with surprising vigor and
+ability. His improvement seemed to date from right there. I encouraged
+him to follow up his first effort, and he wrote a strong series which
+attracted attention all through the State, and has already brought about
+decided improvement."
+
+"Splendid! You know," said West, "the first time I ever looked at that
+boy, I was sure he had the stuff in him."
+
+"Then you are a far keener observer than I. However, the nature of the
+man seems to be undergoing some subtle change, a curious kind of
+expansion--I don't remember anything like it in my experience. A more
+indefatigable worker I never saw, and if he goes on this way.... Well,
+God moves in a mysterious way. It's a delight to see you again,
+Gardiner. Take supper with me at the club, won't you? I feel lonely and
+grown old, as the poet says."
+
+West accepted, and presently departed on his happy round. The Colonel
+glanced at his watch; it was 3.30 o'clock, and he fell industriously to
+work again. On the stroke of four, as usual, the door of the adjoining
+office opened, and he heard his assistant enter and seat himself at the
+new desk recently provided for him. Another half-hour passed, and the
+Colonel, putting a double cross-mark at the bottom of his paper--that
+being how you write "Finis" on the press--raised his head.
+
+"Mr. Queed."
+
+"Yes."
+
+The connecting door opened, and the young man walked in. His chief eyed
+him thoughtfully.
+
+"Young man, you have picked up a complexion like a professional
+beauty's. What is your secret?"
+
+"I daresay it is exercise. I have just walked out to Kern's Castle and
+back."
+
+"H'm. Five miles if it's a step."
+
+"And a half. I do it--twice a week--in an hour and seven minutes."
+
+The Colonel thought of his own over-rubicund cheek and sighed. "Well,
+whom or what do you wish to crucify to-morrow?"
+
+"I am at your orders there."
+
+"Have you examined Deputy Clerk Folsom's reply to Councilman Hannigan's
+charge? What do you think of it?"
+
+"I think it puts Hannigan in a very awkward position."
+
+"I agree with you. Suppose you seek to show that to the city in half a
+column."
+
+Queed bowed. "I may, perhaps, remind you, Colonel, of the meeting in New
+York to-morrow to prepare for the celebration of the Darwin centennial.
+If you desired I should be glad to prepare, apropos of this, a brief
+monograph telling in a light, popular way what Darwin did for the
+world."
+
+"And what did Darwin do for the world?"
+
+The grave young man made a large grave gesture which indicated the
+immensity of Darwin's doings for the world.
+
+"Which topic do you prefer to handle--Folsom on Hannigan, or what Darwin
+did for the world?"
+
+"I think," said Queed, "that I should prefer to handle both."
+
+"Ten people will read Hannigan to one who reads Darwin."
+
+"Don't you think that it is the _Post's_ business to reduce that
+proportion?"
+
+"Take them both," said the Colonel presently. "But always remember this:
+the great People are more interested in a cat-fight at the corner of
+Seventh and Centre Streets than they are in the greatest exploit of the
+greatest scientific theorist that ever lived."
+
+"I will remember what you say, Colonel."
+
+"I want you," resumed Colonel Cowles, "to take supper with me at the
+club. Not to-night--I'm engaged. Shall we say to-morrow night, at
+seven?"
+
+Queed accepted without perceptible hesitation. Some time had passed
+since he became aware that the Colonel had somehow insinuated himself
+into that list of friends which had halted so long at Tim and Murphy
+Queed. Besides, he had a genuine, unscientific desire to see what a real
+club looked like inside. So far, his knowledge of clubs was absolutely
+confined to the Mercury Athletic Association, B. Klinker, President.
+
+The months of May, June, July, and August had risen and died since
+Queed, threshing out great questions through the still watches of the
+night, had resolved to give a modified scheme of life a tentative and
+experimental trial. He had kept this resolution, according to his wont.
+Probably his first liking for Colonel Cowles dated back to the very
+beginning of this period. It might be traced to the day when the
+precariously-placed assistant had submitted his initial article on the
+thesis his friend Buck had given him--the first article in all his life
+that the little Doctor had ever dipped warm out of human life. This
+momentous composition he had brought and laid upon the Colonel's desk,
+as usual; but he did not follow his ancient custom by instantly
+vanishing toward the Scriptorium. Instead he stuck fast in the sanctum,
+not pretending to look at an encyclopedia or out of the window as
+another man might have done, but standing rigid on the other side of the
+table, gaze glued upon the perusing Colonel. Presently the old editor
+looked up.
+
+"Did you write this?"
+
+"Yes. Why not?"
+
+"It's about as much like your usual style as my style is like Henry
+James's."
+
+"You don't consider it a good editorial, then?"
+
+"You have not necessarily drawn the correct inference from my remark. I
+consider it an excellent editorial. In fact--I shall make it my leader
+to-morrow morning. But that has nothing to do with how you happen to be
+using a style exactly the reverse of your own."
+
+Queed had heaved a great sigh. The article occupied three pages of
+copy-paper in a close handwriting, and represented sixteen hours' work.
+Its author had rewritten it eleven times, incessantly referring to his
+text-book, the files of the _Post_, and subjecting each phrase to the
+most gruelling examination before finally admitting it to the perfect
+structure. However, it seemed no use to bore one's employer with details
+such as these.
+
+"I have been doing a little studying of late--"
+
+"Under excellent masters, it seems. Now this phrase, 'the ultimate
+reproach and the final infamy"--the Colonel unconsciously smacked his
+lips over it--"why, sir, it sounds like one of my own."
+
+Queed started.
+
+"If you must know, it is one of your own. You used it on October 26,
+1900, during, as you will recall, the closing days of the presidential
+campaign."
+
+The Colonel stared at him, bewildered.
+
+"I decided to learn editorial-writing--as the term is understood," Queed
+reluctantly explained. "Therefore, I have been sitting up till two
+o'clock in the mornings, studying the files of the _Post_, to see
+exactly how you did it."
+
+The Colonel's gaze gradually softened. "You might have been worse
+employed; I compliment and congratulate you," said he; and then added:
+"Whether you have really caught the idea and mastered the technique or
+not, it is too soon to say. But I'll say frankly that this article is
+worth more to me than everything else that you've written for the
+_Post_ put together."
+
+"I am--ahem--gratified that you are pleased with it."
+
+The Colonel, whose glance had gone out of the window, swung around in
+his chair and smote the table a testy blow.
+
+"For the Lord's sake," he exploded, "get some heat in you! Squirt some
+color into your way of looking at things! Be kind and good-natured in
+your heart--just as I am at this moment--but for heaven's sake learn to
+write as if you were mad, and only kept from yelling by phenomenal
+will-power."
+
+This was in early May. Many other talks upon the art of editorial
+writing did the two have, as the days went. The Colonel, mystified but
+pleased by revelations of actuality and life in his heretofore
+too-embalmed assistant, found an increasing interest in developing him.
+Here was a youth, with the qualities of potential great valuableness,
+and the wise editor, as soon as this appeared, gave him his chance by
+calling him off the fields of taxation and currency and assigning him to
+topics plucked alive from the day's news.
+
+On the fatal 15th of May, the Colonel told Queed merely that the _Post_
+desired his work as long as it showed such promise as it now showed.
+That was all the talk about the dismissal that ever took place between
+them. The Colonel was no believer in fulsome praise for the young. But
+to others he talked more freely, and this was how it happened that the
+daughter of his old friend John Randolph Weyland knew that Mr. Queed was
+slated for an early march upstairs.
+
+For Queed the summer had been a swift and immensely busy one. To write
+editorials that have a relation with everyday life, it gradually became
+clear to him that the writer must himself have some such relation. In
+June the Mercury Athletic Association had been thoroughly reorganized
+and rejuvenated, and regular meets were held every Saturday night. At
+Trainer Klinker's command, Queed had resolutely permitted himself to be
+inducted into the Mercury; moreover, he made it a point of honor to
+attend the Saturday night functions, where he had the ideal chance to
+match his physical competence against that of other men. Early in the
+sessions at the gymnasium, Buck had introduced his pupil to boxing-glove
+and punching-bag, his own special passions, and now his orders ran that
+the Doc should put on the gloves with any of the Mercuries that were
+willing. Most of the Mercuries were willing, and on these early Saturday
+nights, Stark's rocked with the falls of Dr. Queed. But under Klinker's
+stern discipline, he was already acquiring something like a form. By
+midsummer he had gained a small reputation for scientific precision
+buttressed by invincible inability to learn when he was licked, and
+autumn found many of the Mercuries decidedly less Barkis-like than of
+old.
+
+Queed lived now in the glow of perfect physical health, a very different
+thing, as Fifi had once pointed out, from merely not feeling sick. In
+the remarkable development that his body was undergoing, he had found an
+unexpected pride. But the Mercury, though he hardly realized it at the
+time, was useful to him in a bigger way than bodily improvement.
+
+Here he met young men who were most emphatically in touch with life.
+They treated him as an equal with reference to his waxing muscular
+efficiency, and with some respect as regards his journalistic
+connection. "Want you to shake hands with the editor of the _Post_," so
+kindly Buck would introduce him. After the bouts or the "exhibition" of
+a Saturday, there was always a smoker, and in the highly instructed and
+expert talk of his club-mates the Doctor learned many things that were
+to be of value to him later on. Some of the Mercuries, besides their
+picturesque general knowledge, knew much more about city politics than
+ever got into the papers. There was Jimmy Wattrous, for example, already
+rising into fame as Plonny Neal's most promising lieutenant. Jimmy bared
+his heart with the Mercuries, and was particularly friendly with the
+representative of the great power which moulds public opinion. Now and
+then, Neal himself looked in, Plonny, the great boss, who was said to
+hold the city in the hollow of his hand. Many an editorial that
+surprised and pleased Colonel Cowles was born in that square room back
+of Stark's.
+
+And all these things took time ... took time.... And there were nights
+when Queed woke wide-eyed with cold sweat on his brow and the cold fear
+in his heart that he and posterity were being cheated, that he was
+making an irretrievable and ghastly blunder.
+
+Desperate months were May, June, and July for the little Doctor. In all
+this time he never once put his own pencil to his own paper. Manuscript
+and Schedule lay locked together in a drawer, toward which he could
+never bear to glance. Thirteen hours a day he gave to the science of
+editorial writing; two hours a day to the science of physical culture;
+one hour a day (computed average) to the science of Human Intercourse;
+but to the Science of Sciences never an hour on never a day. The rest
+was food and sleep. Such was his life for three months; a life that
+would have been too horrible to contemplate, had it not been that in all
+of his new sciences he uncovered a growing personal interest which kept
+him constantly astonished at himself.
+
+By the end of June he found it safe to give less and less time to the
+study of editorial paradigms, for he had the technique at his fingers'
+ends; and so he gave more and more time to the amassment of material.
+For he had made a magnificent boast, and he never had much idea of
+permitting it to turn out empty, for all his nights of torturing
+misgivings. He read enormously with expert facility and a beautifully
+trained memory; read history, biography, memoirs, war records, old
+newspapers, old speeches, councilmanic proceedings, departmental
+reports--everything he could lay his hands on that promised capital for
+an editorial writer in that city and that State. By the end of July he
+felt that he could slacken up here, too, having pretty well exhausted
+the field, and the first day of August--red-letter day in the annals of
+science--saw him unlock the sacred drawer with a close-set face. And now
+the Schedule, so long lapsed, was reinstated, with Four Hours a Day
+segregated to Magnum Opus. A pitiful little step at reconstruction,
+perhaps, but still a step. And henceforth every evening, between 9.30
+and 1.30, Dr. Queed sat alone in his Scriptorium and embraced his love.
+
+Insensibly summer faded into autumn, and still the science of Human
+Intercourse was faithfully practiced. The Paynter parlor knew Queed not
+infrequently in these days, where he could sometimes be discovered not
+merely suffering, but encouraging, Major Brooke to talk to him of his
+victories over the Republicans in 1870-75. Nor was he a stranger to
+Nicolovius's sitting-room, having made it an iron-clad rule with himself
+to accept one out of every two invitations to that charming cloister.
+After all, there might be something to learn from both the Major's fiery
+reminiscences and the old professor's cultured talk. He himself, he
+found, tended naturally toward silence. Listeners appeared to be needed
+in a world where the supply of talkers exceeded the demand. The telling
+of humorous anecdote he had definitely excided from his creed. It did
+not appear needed of him; and he was sure that the author of his creed
+would h&self have authorized him to drop it. He never missed Fifi now,
+according to the way of this world, but he thought of her sometimes,
+which is all that anybody has a right to expect. Miss Weyland he had not
+seen since the day Fifi died. Mrs. Paynter had been away all summer, a
+firm spinster cousin coming in from the country to run the boarders, and
+the landlady's agent came to the house no more. Buck Klinket he saw
+incessantly; he was the first person in the world, probably, that the
+little Doctor had ever really liked. It was Buck who suggested to his
+pupil, in October, a particularly novel experience for his soul's
+unfolding, which Queed, though failing to adopt it, sometimes dandled
+before his mind's eye with a kind of horrified fascination, viz: the
+taking of Miss Miller to the picture shows.
+
+But the bulk of his time this autumn was still going to his work on the
+_Post_. With ever fresh wonderment, he faced the fact that this work,
+first taken up solely to finance the Scriptorium, and next enlarged to
+satisfy a most irrational instinct, was growing slowly but surely upon
+his personal interest. Certainly the application of a new science to a
+new set of practical conditions was stimulating to his intellect; the
+panorama of problems whipped out daily by the telegraph had a warmth and
+immediateness wanting to the abstractions of closet philosophy. Queed's
+articles lacked the Colonel's expert fluency, his loose but telling
+vividness, his faculty for broad satire which occasionally set the whole
+city laughing. On the other hand, they displayed an exact knowledge of
+fact, a breadth of study and outlook, and a habit of plumbing bottom on
+any and all subjects which critical minds found wanting in the Colonel's
+delightful discourses. And nowadays the young man's articles were
+constantly reaching a higher and higher level of readability. Not
+infrequently they attracted public comment, not only, indeed not
+oftenest, inside the State. Queed knew what it was to be quoted in that
+identical New York newspaper from whose pages, so popular for wrapping
+around pork chops, he had first picked out his letters.
+
+Of these things the honorable _Post_ directors were not unmindful. They
+met on October 10, and upon Colonel Cowles's cordial recommendation,
+named Mr. Queed assistant editor of the _Post_ at a salary of fifteen
+hundred dollars per annum. And Mr. Queed accepted the appointment
+without a moment's hesitation.
+
+So far, then, the magnificent boast had been made good. The event fell
+on a Saturday. The Sunday was sunny, windy, and crisp. Free for the day
+and regardful of the advantages of open-air pedestrianism, the new
+assistant editor put on his hat from the dinner-table and struck for the
+open country. He rambled far, over trails strange to him, and came up
+short, about 4.30 in the afternoon, in a grove of immemorial pines which
+he instantly remembered to have seen before.
+
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+ _A Remeeting in a Cemetery: the Unglassed Queed who loafed on
+ Rustic Bridges; of the Consequences of failing to tell a Lady that
+ you hope to see her again soon._
+
+
+Fifi's grave had long since lost its first terrible look of bare
+newness. Grass grew upon it in familiar ways. Rose-bushes that might
+have stood a lifetime nodded over it by night and by day. Already "the
+minute grey lichens, plate o'er plate," were "softening down the
+crisp-cut name and date"; and the winds of winter and of summer blew
+over a little mound that had made itself at home in the still city of
+the dead.
+
+Green was the turf above Fifi, sweet the peacefulness of her little
+churchyard. Her cousin Sharlee, who had loved her well, disposed her
+flowers tenderly, and stood awhile in reverie of the sort which the
+surroundings so irresistibly invited. But the schedules of even electric
+car-lines are inexorable; and presently she saw from a glance at her
+watch that she must turn her face back to the city of the living.
+
+On the little rustic bridge a hundred yards away, a man was standing,
+with rather the look of having stopped at just that minute. From a
+distance Sharlee's glance swept him lightly; she saw that she did not
+know him; and not fancying his frank stare, she drew near and stepped
+upon the bridge with a splendid unconsciousness of his presence. But
+just when she was safely by, her ears were astonished by his voice
+speaking her name.
+
+"How do you do, Miss Weyland?"
+
+She turned, surprised by a familiar note in the deep tones, looked,
+and--yes, there could be no doubt of it--it was--
+
+"Mr. Queed! Why, _how_ do you do!"
+
+They shook hands. He removed his hat for the process, doing it with a
+certain painstaking precision which betrayed want of familiarity with
+the engaging rite.
+
+"I haven't seen you for a long time," said Sharlee brightly.
+
+The dear, old remark--the moss-covered remark that hung in the well! How
+on earth could we live without it? In behalf of Sharlee, however, some
+excuses can be urged; for, remembering the way she had talked to Mr.
+Queed once on the general subject of failures, she found herself
+struggling against a most absurd sense of embarrassment.
+
+"No," replied Queed, replacing his hat as though following from memory
+the diagram in a book of etiquette. He added, borrowing one of the
+Colonel's favorite expressions, "I hope you are very well."
+
+"Yes, indeed.... I'm so glad you spoke to me, for to tell you the truth,
+I never, never should have known you if you hadn't."
+
+"You think that I've changed? Well," said he, gravely, "I ought to have.
+You might say that I've given five months to it."
+
+"You've changed enormously."
+
+She examined with interest this new Mr. Queed who loafed on rustic
+bridges, five miles from a Sociology, and hailed passing ladies on his
+own motion. He appeared, indeed, decidedly altered.
+
+In the first place, he looked decidedly bigger, and, to come at once to
+the fact, he was. For Klinker's marvelous exercises for all parts of the
+body had done more than add nineteen pounds to his weight, and deepen
+his chest, and broaden his shoulders. They had pulled and tugged at the
+undeveloped tissues until they had actually added a hard-won
+three-quarters of an inch to his height. The stoop was gone, and instead
+of appearing rather a small man, Mr. Queed now looked full middle-height
+or above. He wore a well-made suit of dark blue, topped by a correct
+derby. His hair was cut trim, his color was excellent, and, last miracle
+of all, he wore no spectacles. It was astonishing but true. The
+beautiful absence of these round disfigurements brought into new
+prominence a pair of grayish eyes which did not look so very
+professorial, after all.
+
+But what Sharlee liked best about this unglassed and unscienced Mr.
+Queed was his entire absence of any self-consciousness in regard to her.
+When he told her that Easter Monday night that he cheerfully took his
+turn on the psychological operating-table, anaesthetics barred, and no
+mercy asked or given, it appeared that he, alone among men, really meant
+it.
+
+Under the tiny bridge, a correspondingly tiny brook purled without
+surcease, its heart set upon somewhere finding the sea. Over their heads
+a glorious maple was taking off its coat of many colors in the wind.
+Sharlee put back a small hand into a large muff and said:--
+
+"At church this morning I saw Colonel Cowles. He told me about you. I
+don't know how you look at it, but I think you're a subject for the
+heartiest congratulations. So here are mine."
+
+"The men at the Mercury were pleased, too," mused Mr. Queed, looking out
+over the landscape. "Do you ever read my articles now?"
+
+"For many years," said Sharlee, evasively, "I have always read the
+_Post_ from cover to cover. It's been to me like those books you see in
+the advertisements and nowhere else. Grips the reader from the start,
+and she cannot lay it down till the last page is turned."
+
+A brief smile appeared in the undisguised eyes. "Do you notice any
+distinctions now between me and the Encyclopedia Britannica?"
+
+"Unless you happen to refer to Lombroso or Buckle or Aristotle or
+Plato," said Sharlee, not noticing the smile, "I never know whether it's
+your article or Colonel Cowles's. Do you mind walking on? It's nearly
+time for my car."
+
+"A year ago," said he, "I certainly should not have liked that. I do
+now, since it means that I have succeeded in what I set out to do. I've
+thought a good deal about that tired bricklayer this summer," he went
+on, quite unembarrassed. "By the way, I know one personally now: Timrod
+Burns, of the Mercury. Only I can't say that I ever saw Timmy tired."
+
+Down the woodland path they passed side by side, headed for the little
+station known as Stop 11. Sharlee was pleased that he had remembered
+about the bricklayer; she could have been persuaded that his remark was
+vaguely intended to convey some sort of thanks to her. But saying no
+more of this, she made it possible to introduce casually a reference to
+his vanished glasses.
+
+"Yes," said he, "I knocked them off the bureau and broke them one day.
+So I just let them go. They were rather striking-looking glasses, I
+always thought. I don't believe I ever saw another pair quite like
+them."
+
+"But," said Sharlee, puzzled, "do you find that you can see perfectly
+well without them?"
+
+"Oh, yes; if anything, better." He paused, and added with entire
+seriousness: "You see those spectacles, striking-looking as they were,
+were only window-glass. I bought them at a ten-cent store on Sixth
+Avenue when I was twelve years old."
+
+"Oh! What made you do that?"
+
+"All the regulars at the Astor Library wore them. At the time it seemed
+to be the thing to do, and of course they soon became second nature to
+me. But I daresay no one ever had a sounder pair of eyes than I."
+
+To Sharlee this seemed one of the most pathetic of all his confidences;
+she offered no comment.
+
+"You were in the churchyard," stated Mr. Queed. "I was there just ahead
+of you. I was struck with that motto or text on the headstone, and shall
+look it up when I get home. I have been making a more careful study of
+your Bible this autumn and have found it exceptionally interesting. You,
+I suppose, subscribe to all the tenets of the Christian faith?"
+
+Sharlee hesitated. "I'm not sure that I can answer that with a direct
+yes, and I _will_ not answer it with any sort of no. So I'll say that I
+believe in them all, modified a little in places to satisfy my reason."
+
+"Ah, they are subject to modification, then?"
+
+"Certainly. Aren't you? Am not I? Whatever is alive is subject to
+modification. These doctrines," said she, "are evolving because they
+have the principle of life in them."
+
+"So you are an evolutionist?"
+
+"The expert in evolutionary sociology will hardly quarrel with me for
+that."
+
+"The expert in evolutionary sociology deals with social organisms,
+nations, the human race. Your Bible deals with Smith, Brown, and Jones."
+
+"Well, what are your organisms and nations but collections of my Smiths,
+Browns, and Joneses? My Bible deals with individuals because there is
+nothing else to deal with. The individual conscience is the beginning of
+everything."
+
+"Ah! So you would found your evolution of humanity upon the increasing
+operation of what you call conscience?"
+
+"Probably I would not give _all_ the credit to what I call conscience.
+Probably I'd give some of it to what I call intellect."
+
+"In that case you would almost certainly fall into a fatal error."
+
+"Why, don't you consider that the higher the intellectual development
+the higher the type?"
+
+"Suppose we go more slowly," said Mr. Queed, intently plucking a dead
+bough from an overhanging young oak.
+
+"How do you go about measuring a type? When you speak of a high type,
+exactly what do you mean?"
+
+"When I speak of a high type," said Sharlee, who really did not know
+exactly what she meant, "I will merely say that I mean a type that is
+high--lofty, you know--towering over other types."
+
+She flaunted a gloved hand to suggest infinite altitude.
+
+"You ought to mean," he said patiently, "a type which most successfully
+sketches the civilization of the future, a type best fitted to dominate
+and survive. Now you have only to glance at history to see that
+intellectual supremacy is no guarantee whatever of such a type."
+
+"Oh, Mr. Queed, I don't know about that."
+
+"Then I will convince you," said he. "Look at the French--the most
+brilliant nation intellectually among all the European peoples. Where
+are they in the race to-day? The evolutionist sees in them familiar
+symptoms of a retrogression which rarely ends but in one way. Look at
+the Greeks. Every schoolboy knows that the Greeks were vastly the
+intellectual superiors of any dominant people of to-day. An
+anthropologist of standing assures us that the intellectual interval
+separating the Greek of the Periclean age from the modern Anglo-Saxon is
+as great as the interval between the Anglo-Saxon and the African savage.
+Point to a man alive to-day who is the intellectual peer of Aristotle,
+Plato, or Socrates. Yet where are the Greeks? What did their exalted
+intellectual equipment do to save them in the desperate struggle for the
+survival of the fittest? The Greeks of to-day are selling fruit at
+corner stands; Plato's descendants shine the world's shoes. They live to
+warn away the most casual evolutionist from the theory that intellectual
+supremacy necessarily means supremacy of type. Where, then, you may ask,
+does lie the principle of triumphant evolution? Here we stand at the
+innermost heart of every social scheme. Let us glance a moment," said
+Mr. Queed, "at Man, as we see him first emerging from the dark
+hinterlands of history."
+
+So, walking through the sweet autumn woods with the one girl he knew in
+all the world--barring only Miss Miller--Queed spoke heartily of the
+rise and fall of peoples and the destiny of man. Thus conversing, they
+came out of the woods and stood upon the platform of the rudimentary
+station.
+
+The line ran here on an elevation, disappearing in the curve of a heavy
+cut two hundred yards further north. In front the ground fell sharply
+and rolled out in a vast green meadow, almost treeless and level as a
+mill-pond. Far off on the horizon rose the blue haze of a range of
+foothills, upon which the falling sun momentarily stood, like a
+gold-piece edge-up on a table. Nearer, to their right, was a strip of
+uncleared woods, a rainbow of reds and pinks. Through the meadow ran a
+little stream, such as a boy of ten could leap; for the instant it stood
+fire-red under the sun.
+
+Sharlee, obtaining the floor for a moment, asked Queed how his own work
+had been going. He told her that in one sense it had not been going at
+all: not a chapter written from May to September.
+
+"However," he said, with an unclouded face, "I am now giving six hours a
+day to it. And it is just as well to go slow. The smallest error of
+angle at the centre means a tremendous going astray at the
+circumference. I--ahem--do not feel that my summer has been wasted, by
+any means. You follow me? It is worth some delay to be doubly sure that
+I put down no plus signs as minuses."
+
+"Yes, of course. How beautiful that is out there, isn't it?"
+
+His eyes followed hers over the sunset spaces. "No, it is too quiet, too
+monotonous. If there must be scenery, let it have some originality and
+character. You yourself are very beautiful, I think."
+
+Sharlee started, almost violently, and colored perceptibly. If a
+text-book in differential calculus, upon the turning of a page, had
+thrown problems to the winds and begun gibbering purple poems of
+passion, she could not have been more completely taken aback. However,
+there was no mistaking the utter and veracious impersonality of his
+tone.
+
+"Oh, do you think so? I'm very glad, because I'm afraid not many people
+do...."
+
+Mr. Queed remained silent. So far, so good; the conversation stood in a
+position eminently and scientifically correct; but Sharlee could not for
+the life of her forbear to add: "But I had no idea you ever noticed
+people's looks."
+
+"So far as I remember, I never did before. I think it was the appearance
+of your eyes as you looked out over the plain that attracted my
+attention. Then, looking closer, I noticed that you are beautiful."
+
+The compliment was so unique and perfect that another touch could only
+spoil it. Sharlee immediately changed the subject.
+
+"Oh, Mr. Queed, has the Department you or Colonel Cowles to thank for
+the editorial about the reformatory this morning?"
+
+"Both of us. He suggested it and I wrote it. So you really cannot tell
+us apart?"
+
+She shook her head. "All this winter we shall work preparing the State's
+mind for this institution, convincing it so thoroughly that when the
+legislature meets again, it simply will not dare to refuse us. When I
+mention we and us, understand that I am speaking to you Departmentally.
+After that there are ten thousand other things that we want to do. But
+everything is so immortally slow! We are not allowed to raise our
+fingers without a hundred years' war first. Don't you ever wish for
+money--oceans and oceans of lovely money?"
+
+"Good heavens, no!"
+
+"I do. I'd pepper this State with institutions. Did you know," she said
+sweetly, "that I once had quite a little pot of money? When I was one
+month old."
+
+"Yes," said Queed, "I knew. In fact, I had not been here a week before I
+heard of Henry G. Surface. Major Brooke speaks of him constantly,
+Colonel Cowles occasionally. Do you," he asked, "care much about that?"
+
+"Well," said Sharlee, gently, "I'm glad my father never knew."
+
+From half a mile away, behind the bellying woodland, a faint hoot served
+notice that the city-bound car was sweeping rapidly toward them. It was
+on the tip of Queed's tongue to remind Miss Weyland that, in the case of
+Fifi, she had taken the ground that the dead did know what was going on
+upon earth. But he did not do so. The proud way in which she spoke of
+_my father_ threw another thought uppermost in his mind.
+
+"Miss Weyland," he said abruptly, "I made a--confidence to you, of a
+personal nature, the first time I ever talked with you. I did not, it is
+true, ask you to regard it as a confidence, but--"
+
+"I know," interrupted Sharlee, hurriedly. "But of course I _have_
+regarded it in that way, and have never spoken of it to anybody."
+
+"Thank you. That was what I wished to say."
+
+If Sharlee had wanted to measure now the difference that she saw in Mr.
+Queed, she could have done it by the shyness that they both felt in
+approaching a topic they had once handled with the easiest simplicity.
+She was glad of his sensitiveness; it became him better than his early
+callousness. Sharlee wore a suit of black-and-gray pin-checks, and it
+was very excellently tailored; for if she purchased but two suits a
+year, she invariably paid money to have them made by one who knew how.
+Her hat was of the kind that other girls study with cool diligence,
+while feigning engrossment in the conversation; and, repairing to their
+milliners, give orders for accurate copies of it. From it floated a
+silky-looking veil of gray-white, which gave her face that airy,
+cloud-like setting that photographers of the baser sort so passionately
+admire. The place was as windy as Troy; from far on the ringing plains
+the breeze raced and fell upon this veil, ceaselessly kicking it here
+and there, in a way that would have driven a strong man lunatic in seven
+minutes. Sharlee, though a slim girl and no stronger than another,
+remained entirely unconscious of the behavior of the veil; long
+familiarity had bred contempt for its boisterous play; and, with her
+eyes a thousand miles away, she was wishing with her whole heart that
+she dared ask Mr. Queed a question.
+
+Whereupon, like her marionette that she worked by a string, he opened
+his mouth and gravely answered her.
+
+"I have three theories about my father. One is that he is an eccentric
+psychologist with peculiar, not to say extraordinary, ideas about the
+bringing up of children. Another is that because of his own convenience
+or circumstances, he does not care to own me as I am now. The third is
+that because of my convenience or circumstances, he thinks that I may
+not care to own him as he is now. I have never heard of or from him
+since the letter I showed you, nearly nine months ago. I rather incline
+to the opinion," he said, "that my father is dead."
+
+"If he isn't," said Sharlee, gently, as the great car whizzed up and
+stopped with a jerk, "I am very sure that you are to find him some day.
+If he hadn't meant that, he would never have asked you to come all the
+way from New York to settle here--do you think so?"
+
+"Do you know," said Mr. Queed--so absorbedly as to leave her to clamber
+up the car steps without assistance--"if I subscribed to the tenets of
+your religion, I might believe that my father was merely a mythical
+instrument of Providence--a tradition created out of air _just to bring
+me down here_."
+
+"Why," said Sharlee, looking down from the tall platform, as the car
+whizzed and buzzed and slowly started, "aren't you _coming_?"
+
+"No, I'm walking," said Mr. Queed, and remembered at the last moment to
+pluck off his glistening new derby.
+
+Thus they parted, almost precipitately, and, for all of him, might never
+have met again in this world. Half a mile up the road, it came to the
+young man that their farewell had lacked that final word of ceremony to
+which he now aspired. To those who called at his office, to the men he
+met at the sign of the Mercury, even to Nicolovius when he betook
+himself from the lamp-lit sitting-room, it was his carefully attained
+habit to say: "I hope to see you again soon." He meant the hope, with
+these, only in the most general and perfunctory sense. Why, then, had he
+omitted this civil tag and postscript in his parting with Miss Weyland,
+to whom he could have said it--yes, certainly--with more than usual
+sincerity? Certainly; he really did hope to see her again soon. For she
+was an intelligent, sensible girl, and knew more about him than anybody
+in the world except Tim Queed.
+
+Gradually it was borne in upon him that the reason he had failed to tell
+Miss Weyland that he hoped to see her again soon was exactly the fact
+that he did hope to see her again soon. Off his guard for this reason,
+he had fallen into a serious lapse. Looking with untrained eyes into the
+future, he saw no way in which a man who had failed to tell a lady that
+he hoped to see her again soon was ever to retrieve his error. It was
+good-by, Charles Weyland, for sure.
+
+However, Miss Weyland herself resolved all these perplexities by
+appearing at Mrs. Paynter's supper-table before the month was out; and
+this exploit she repeated at least once, and maybe twice, during the
+swift winter that followed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+On January 14, or February 23, or it might have been March 2, Queed
+unexpectedly reentered the dining-room, toward eight o'clock, with the
+grave announcement that he had a piece of news. Sharlee was alone in the
+room, concluding the post-prandial chores with the laying of the
+Turkey-red cloth. She was in fickle vein this evening, as it chanced;
+and instead of respectfully inquiring the nature of his tidings, as was
+naturally and properly expected of her, she received the young man with
+a fire of breezy inconsequentialities which puzzled and annoyed him
+greatly.
+
+She admitted, without pressure, that she had been hoping for his return;
+had in fact been dawdling over the duties of the dining-room on that
+very expectation. From there her fancy grew. Audaciously she urged his
+reluctant attention to the number of her comings to Mrs. Paynter's in
+recent months. With an exceedingly stagey counterfeit of a downcast eye,
+she hinted at gossip lately arising from public observation of these
+visits: gossip, namely, to the effect that Miss Weyland's ostensible
+suppings with her aunt were neither better nor worse than so many bold
+calls upon Mr. Queed. Her lip quivered alarmingly over such a
+confession; undoubtedly she looked enormously abashed.
+
+Mr. Queed, for his part, looked highly displeased and more than a shade
+uncomfortable. He annihilated all such foolishness by a look and a
+phrase; observed, in a stately opening, that she would hardly trouble to
+deny empty rumor of this sort, since--
+
+"I can't deny it, you see! Because," she interrupted, raising her eyes
+and turning upon him a sudden dazzling yet outrageous smile--"_it's
+true_."
+
+She skipped away, smiling to herself, happily putting things away and
+humming an air. Queed watched her in annoyed silence. His adamantine
+gravity inspired her with an irresistible impulse to levity; so the law
+of averages claimed its innings.
+
+"While you are thinking up what to say," she rattled on, "might I ask
+your advice on a sociological problem that was just laid before me by
+Laura?"
+
+"Well," he said impatiently, "who is Laura?"
+
+"Laura is the loyal negress who cooks the food for Mrs. Paynter's bright
+young men. Her husband first deserted her, next had the misfortune to
+get caught while burgling, and is at present doing time, as the saying
+is. Now a young bright-skin negro desires to marry Laura, and speaks in
+urgent tones of the divorce court. Her attitude is more than willing,
+but she learns that a divorce, at the lowest conceivable price, will
+cost fifteen dollars, and she had rather put the money in a suit and
+bonnet. But a thought no larger than a man's hand has crossed her mind,
+and she said to me just now: 'I 'clare, Miss Sharly, it do look like,
+when you got a beau and he want to marry you, and all the time axin' and
+coaxin' an' beggin' you to get a div-o'ce, it do look like _he_ ought to
+pay for the div-o'ce.' Now what answer has your old science to give to a
+real heart problem such as that?"
+
+"May I ask that you will put the napkins away, or at the least remain
+stationary? It is impossible for me to talk with you while you flutter
+about in this way."
+
+At last she came and sat down meekly at the table, her hands clasped
+before her in rather a devotional attitude, while he, standing, fixed
+her with his unwavering gaze.
+
+"I speak to you," he began, uncompromisingly, "as to Mrs. Paynter's
+agent. Professor Nicolovius is going to move in the spring and take an
+apartment or small house. He has invited me to share such apartment or
+house with him."
+
+"What! But you declined?"
+
+"On the contrary, I accepted at once."
+
+Mrs. Paynter's agent was much surprised and interested by this news, and
+said so. "But how in the world," she went on, puzzled, "did you make him
+like you so? I always supposed that he hated everybody--he does me, I
+know."
+
+"I believe he does hate everybody but me."
+
+"Strange--extraordinary!" said Sharlee, picturing the two scholars alone
+together in their flat, endeavoring to soft-boil eggs on one of those
+little fixtures over the gas.
+
+"I can see nothing in the least extraordinary in the refusal of a
+cultured gentleman to hate me."
+
+"I don't mean it that way at all--not at all! But Professor Nicolovius
+must know cultured gentlemen, congenial roomers, who are nearer his own
+age--"
+
+"Oh, not necessarily," said Queed, and sat down in the chair by her,
+Major Brooke's chair. "He is a most unsocial sort of man,"--this from
+the little Doctor!--"and I doubt if he knows anybody better than he
+knows me. That he knows me so well is due solely to the fact that we
+have been forced on each other three times a day for over a year. For
+the first month or so after I came here, we remained entire strangers, I
+remember, and passed each other on the stairs without speaking.
+Gradually, however, he has come to take a great fancy to me."
+
+"And is that why you are going off to a honeymoon cottage with him?"
+
+"Hardly. I am going because it will be the best sort of arrangement for
+me."
+
+"Oh!"
+
+"I will pay, you see," said Queed, "no more than I am paying here; for
+that matter, I have no doubt that I could beat him down to five dollars
+a week, if I cared to do so. In return I shall have decidedly greater
+comforts and conveniences, far greater quiet and independence, and
+complete freedom from interruptions and intrusions. The arrangement will
+be a big gain in several ways for me."
+
+"And have you taken a great fancy to Professor Nicolovius, too?"
+
+"Oh, no!--not at all. But that has very little to do with it. At least
+he has the great gift of silence."
+
+Sharlee looked at his absorbed face closely. She thought that his head
+in profile was very fine, though certainly his nose was too prominent
+for beauty. But what she was wondering was whether the little Doctor had
+really changed so much after all.
+
+"Well," said she, slowly, "I'm sorry you're going."
+
+"Sorry--why? It would appear to me that under the tenets of your
+religion you ought to be glad. You ought to compliment me for going."
+
+"I don't find anything in the tenets of my religion that requires you to
+go off and room-keep with Professor Nicolovius."
+
+"You do not? It is a tremendous kindness to him, I assure you. To have a
+place of his own has long been his dream, he tells me; but he cannot
+afford it without the financial assistance I would give. Again, even if
+he could finance it, he would not venture to try it alone, because of
+his health. It appears that he is subject to some kind of
+attacks--heart, I suppose--and does not want to be alone. I have heard
+him walking his floor at 3 o'clock in the morning. Do you know anything
+about his life?"
+
+"No. Nothing."
+
+"I know everything."
+
+He paused for her to ask him questions, that he might have the pleasure
+of refusing her. But instead of prying, Sharlee said: "Still I'm sorry
+that you are going."
+
+"Well? Why?"
+
+"Because," said Sharlee.
+
+"Proceed."
+
+"Because I don't like his eyes."
+
+"The question, from your point of view," said Mr. Queed, "is a
+moral--not an optic one. These acts which confer benefits on others," he
+continued, "so peculiarly commended by your religion, are conceived by
+it to work moral good to the doer. The _eyes_ (which you use
+synecdochically to represent the _character_) of the person to whom they
+are done, have nothing--"
+
+"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, briskly interrupting his exegetical words, "I
+believe you are going off with Professor Nicolovius chiefly because--you
+think he needs you!"
+
+He looked up sharply, much surprised and irritated. "That is absolutely
+foolish and absurd. I have nothing in the world to do with what
+Professor Nicolovius needs. You must always remember that I am not a
+subscriber to the tenets of your religion."
+
+"It is not too late. I always remember that too."
+
+"But I must say frankly that I am much surprised at the way you
+interpret those tenets. For if--"
+
+"Oh, you should never have tested me on such a question! Don't you see
+that I'm the judge sitting in his or her own case? Two boarders gone at
+one swoop! How shall I break the news to Aunt Jennie?"
+
+He thought this over in silence and then said impatiently; "I'm sorry,
+but I do not feel that I can consider that phase of the matter."
+
+"Certainly not."
+
+"The arrangement between us is a strictly business one, based on mutual
+advantage, and to be terminated at will as the interests of either party
+dictates."
+
+"Exactly."
+
+He turned a sharp glance on her, and rose. Having risen he stood a
+moment, irresolute, frowning, troubled by a thought. Then he said, in an
+annoyed, nervous voice:--
+
+"Look here, will it be a serious thing for your aunt to lose me?"
+
+The agent burst out laughing. He was surprised by her merriment; he
+could not guess that it covered her instantaneous discovery that she
+liked him more than she would ever have thought possible.
+
+"While I'm on the other side--remember that," said she, "I'm obliged to
+tell you that we can let the rooms any day at an hour's notice. Not that
+the places of our two scholars can ever be filled, but the
+boarding-house business is booming these days. We are turning them away.
+Do you remember the night that you walked in here an hour late for
+supper, and I arose and collected twenty dollars from you?"
+
+"Oh, yes.... By the way--I have never asked--whatever became of that
+extraordinary pleasure-dog of yours?"
+
+"Thank you. He is bigger and more pleasurable than ever. I take him out
+every afternoon, and each day, just as the clock strikes five, he knocks
+over a strange young man for me. It is delightful sport. But he has
+never found any young man that he enjoyed as heartily as he did you."
+
+Gravely he moved toward the door. "I must return to my work. You will
+tell your aunt I have given notice? Well--good-evening."
+
+"_Good_-evening, Mr. Queed."
+
+The door half shut upon him, but opened again to admit his head and
+shoulders.
+
+"By the way, there was a curious happening yesterday which might be of
+interest to you. Did you see it in the _Post_--a small item headed 'The
+Two Queeds'?"
+
+"Oh--no! About you and Tim?"
+
+"About Tim, but not about me. His beat was changed the other day, it
+seems, and early yesterday morning a bank in his new district was broken
+into. Tim went in and arrested the burglar after a desperate fight in
+the dark. When other policemen came and turned on the lights, Tim
+discovered to his horror that he had captured his brother Murphy."
+
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+ _Of President West of Old Blaines College, his Trustees and his
+ Troubles; his Firmness in the Brown-Jones Hazing Incident so
+ misconstrued by Malicious Asses; his Article for the Post, and why
+ it was never printed: all ending in West's Profound Dissatisfaction
+ with the Rewards of Patriotism._
+
+
+The way of Blaines College was not wholly smooth that winter, and
+annoyances rose to fret the fine edge of President West's virgin
+enthusiasms. The opening had been somewhat disappointing. True, there
+were more students than last year, the exact increment being nine. But
+West had hoped for an increase of fifty, and had communicated his
+expectations to the trustees, who were correspondingly let down when the
+actual figures--total enrolment, 167--were produced at the October
+meeting. The young president explained about the exasperating delays in
+getting out his advertising literature, but the trustees rather hemmed
+over the bills and said that that was a lot of money. And one of them
+bluntly called attention to the fact that the President had not assumed
+his duties till well along in September.
+
+West, with charming humility and good humor, asked indulgence for his
+inexperience. His mistake, he said, in giving an excess of time to the
+study of the great collegiate systems of the old world, if it was a
+mistake, was one that could hardly be repeated. Next year ...
+
+"Meantime," said the blunt trustee, "you've got a ten per cent increase
+in expenditures and but nine more stoodents."
+
+"Let us not wholly forget," said West, with his disarming smile, "my
+hope to add substantially to the endowment."
+
+But he marked this trustee as one likely to give trouble in the future,
+and hence to be handled with care. He was a forthright, upstanding,
+lantern-jawed man of the people, by the name of James E. Winter. A
+contractor by profession and a former member of the city council, he
+represented the city on the board of trustees. For the city appropriated
+seventy-five hundred dollars a year, for the use of the college, and in
+return for this munificence, reserved the right to name three members of
+the board.
+
+Nor was Mr. Winter the only man of his kidney on that directorate. From
+his great friend among the trustees, Mr. Fyne, donator of the fifty
+thousand dollar endowment on which Blaines College partly subsisted,
+West learned that his election to the presidency had failed of being
+unanimous. In fact, the vote had stood seven to five, and the meeting at
+which he was chosen had at times approached violence. Of the five, two
+had voted against West because they thought that old Dr. Gilfillan's
+resignation did not have that purely spontaneous character so desirable
+under the circumstances; two because they did not think that West had
+the qualifications, or would have the right point of view, for a
+people's college; and one for all these reasons, or for any other
+reason, which is to say for personal reasons. This one, said Mr. Fyne,
+was James E. Winter.
+
+"I know," said West. "He's never got over the poundings we used to give
+him in the _Post_ when he trained with those grafters on the Council.
+He'd put poison in my tea on half a chance."
+
+Unhappily, the sharp cleft made in the board at the time of the election
+survived and deepened. The trustees developed a way of dividing seven to
+five on almost all of West's recommendations which was anything but
+encouraging. An obstinate, but human, pride of opinion tended to keep
+the two factions facing each other intact, and matters very tiny in
+themselves served, as the weeks went by, to aggravate this feeling.
+Once, at least, before Christmas, it required all of West's tact and
+good-humor to restore the appearance of harmony to a meeting which was
+fast growing excited.
+
+But the young president would not allow himself to become discouraged.
+He earnestly intended to show James E. Winter which of the two knew most
+about running a modern institution of the higher learning. Only the
+perfectest bloom of his ardor faded under the constant handling of rough
+fingers. The interval separating Blaines College and the University of
+Paris began to loom larger than it had seemed in the halcyon
+summer-time, and the classic group of noble piles receded further and
+further into the prophetic haze. But West's fine energy and optimism
+remained. And he continued to see in the college, unpromising though the
+outlook was in some respects, a real instrument for the uplift.
+
+The president sat up late on those evenings when social diversions did
+not claim his time, going over and over his faculty list with a critical
+eye, and always with profound disapproval. There were only three Ph.D.'s
+among them, and as a whole the average of attainment was below, rather
+than above, the middle grade. They were, he was obliged to admit, a lot
+of cheap men for a cheap college. With such a staff, a distinguished
+standard was clearly not to be hoped for. But what to do about it? His
+general idea during the summer had been mercilessly to weed out the weak
+brothers in the faculty, a few at a time, and fill their places with men
+of the first standing. But now a great obstacle presented itself. Men of
+the first standing demanded salaries of the first standing. Blaines
+College was not at present in position to pay such salaries. Obviously
+one of two courses remained. Either the elevation of the faculty must
+proceed in a very modest form, or else Blaines College must get in
+position to pay larger salaries. West decided to move in both
+directions.
+
+There was one man on the staff that West objected to from the first
+faculty meeting. This was a man named Harkly Young, a youngish,
+tobacco-chewing fellow of lowly origin and unlessoned manners, who was
+"assistant professor" of mathematics at a salary of one thousand dollars
+a year. Professor Young's bearing and address did anything but meet the
+president's idea of scholarliness; and West had no difficulty in
+convincing himself of the man's incompetence. Details came to his
+attention from time to time during the autumn which served to strengthen
+his snap-shot judgment, but he made the mistake, doubtless, of failing
+to communicate his dissatisfaction to Professor Young, and so giving him
+an inkling of impending disaster. West knew of just the man for this
+position, a brilliant young assistant superintendent of schools in
+another part of the state, who could be secured for the same salary.
+Eager to begin his house-cleaning and mark some definite progress, West
+hurled his bolt from the blue. About the middle of December he
+dispatched a letter to the doomed man notifying him that his services
+would not be required after the Christmas recess.
+
+Instead of accepting his dismissal in a quiet and gentlemanly way, and
+making of himself a glad thank-offering on the altar of scholarship,
+Professor Young had the poor taste to create an uproar. After satisfying
+himself in a stirring personal interview that the president's letter was
+final, he departed in a fury, and brought suit against the college and
+Charles Gardiner West personally for his year's salary. He insisted that
+he had been engaged for the full college year. To the court he
+represented that he was a married man with six children, and absolutely
+dependent upon his position for his livelihood.
+
+Professor Young happened to be very unpopular with both his colleagues
+and the students, and probably all felt that it was a case of good
+riddance, particularly as West's new man rode rapidly into general
+popularity. These facts hampered the Winterites on the board, but
+nevertheless they made the most of the incident, affecting to believe
+that Young had been harshly treated. The issue, they intimated, was one
+of the classes against the masses. The _Chronicle_, the penny evening
+paper which found it profitable business to stand for the under-dog and
+"the masses," scareheaded a jaundiced account of the affair, built up
+around an impassioned statement from Professor Young. The same issue
+carried an editorial entitled, "The Kid Glove College." West laughed at
+the editorial, but he was a sensitive man to criticism and the sarcastic
+gibes wounded him. When the attorneys for the college advised a
+settlement out of court by paying the obstreperous Young three hundred
+dollars in cash, James Winter was outspoken in his remarks. A resolution
+restraining the president from making any changes in the faculty,
+without the previous consent and approval of the board, was defeated,
+after warm discussion, by the margin of seven votes to five.
+
+"By the Lord, gentlemen," said Mr. Fyne, indignantly, "if you cannot put
+any confidence in the discretion of your president, you'd better get one
+whose discretion you can put confidence in."
+
+"That's just what I say," rejoined James E. Winter, with instant
+significance.
+
+Other changes in his faculty West decided to defer till the beginning of
+a new year. All his surplus energy should be concentrated, he decided,
+on raising an endowment fund which should put the college on a sound
+financial basis before that time came. But here again he collided with
+the thick wall of trustee bigotry.
+
+In the city, despite his youth, he was already well known as a speaker,
+and was a favorite orator on agreeable occasions of a semi-public
+nature. This was a sort of prestige that was well worth cultivating. In
+the State, and even outside of it, he had many connections through
+various activities, and by deft correspondence he easily put himself in
+line for such honors as they had to offer. Invitations to speak came
+rolling in in the most gratifying way. His plan was to mount upon these
+to invitations of an even higher class. In December he made a much
+admired address before the Associated Progress Boards. The next month,
+through much subtle wire-pulling, he got himself put on the toast list
+at the annual banquet of the distinguished American Society for the
+Promotion of the Higher Education. There his name met on equal terms
+with names as yet far better known. He spoke for ten minutes and sat
+down with the thrill of having surpassed himself. A famous financier who
+sat with him at the speaker's table told him that his speech was the
+best of the evening, because the shortest, and asked several questions
+about Blaines College. The young President returned home in a fine glow,
+which the hostile trustees promptly subjected to a cold douche.
+
+"I'd like to inquire," said James E. Winter, sombrely, at the January
+board meeting, "what is the point, if any, of the President of Blaines
+College trapesing all over the country to attend these here banquets."
+
+They used unacademic as well as plain language in the Blaines board
+meeting by this time. West smiled at Trustee Winter's question. To him
+the man habitually seemed as malapropos as a spiteful old lady.
+
+"The point is, Mr. Winter, to get in touch with the sources of endowment
+funds. Blaines College on its present foundation cannot hope to compete
+with enlightened modern colleges of from five to one hundred times its
+resources. If we mean to advance, we must do it by bringing Blaines
+favorably to the attention of philanthropists who--"
+
+"No, _sir!_" roared Winter, bringing his contractor's fist down
+thuddingly upon the long table. "Such noo-fangled ideas are against the
+traditions of old Blaines College, I say! Old Blaines College is not
+asking for alms. Old Blaines College is not a whining beggar, whatever
+those Yankee colleges may be. I say, gentlemen, it's beneath the dignity
+of old Blaines College for its president to go about Noo York bowing and
+scraping and passing the hat to Rockyfeller, and such-like boocaneers."
+
+To West's unfeigned surprise, this view of the matter met with solid
+backing. Reminiscences of the "tainted money" controversy appeared in
+the trustees' talk. "Subsidized education" was heard more than once. One
+spoke bitterly of Oil Colleges. No resolution was introduced, James E.
+Winter having inadvertently come unprepared, but the majority opinion
+was clearly that old Blaines College (founded 1894) should draw in her
+traditional skirts from the yellow flood then pouring over the country,
+and remain, small it may be, but superbly incorruptible.
+
+For once, West left his trustees thoroughly disgusted and out of humor.
+
+"Why, _why_ are we doomed to this invincible hostility to a new idea?"
+he cried, in the bitterness of his soul. "Here is the spirit of progress
+not merely beckoning to us, but fairly springing into our laps, and
+because it speaks in accents that were unfamiliar to the slave
+patriarchy of a hundred years ago, we drag it outside the city and
+crucify it. I tell you these old Bourbons whom we call leaders are
+millstones around our necks, and we can never move an inch until we've
+laid the last one of them under the sod."
+
+Sharlee Weyland, to whom he repeated this thought, though she was all
+sympathy with his difficulties, did not nevertheless think that this was
+quite fair. "Look," she said, "at the tremendous progress we've made in
+the last ten years."
+
+"Yes," he flashed back at her, "and who can say that a state like
+Massachusetts, with the same incomparable opportunities, wouldn't have
+made ten times as much!"
+
+But he was the best-natured man alive, and his vexation soon faded. In a
+week, he was once more busy planning out ways and means. He sought funds
+in the metropolis no more, and the famous financier spared him the
+mortification of having to refuse a donation by considerately not
+offering one. But he continued to make addresses in the State, and in
+the city he was in frequent demand. However, the endowment fund remained
+obstinately immovable. By February there had been no additions, unless
+we can count five hundred dollars promised by dashing young Beverley
+Byrd on the somewhat whimsical condition that his brother Stewart would
+give an equal amount.
+
+"Moreover," said young Mr. Byrd, "I'll increase it to seven hundred and
+fifty dollars if your friend Winter will publicly denounce me as a
+boocaneer. It'll help me in my business to be lined up with Rockefeller
+and all those Ikes."
+
+But this gift never materialized at all, for the reason that Stewart
+Byrd kindly but firmly refused to give anything. A rich vein of
+horse-sense underlay Byrd's philanthropic enthusiasms; and even the
+necessity for the continued existence of old Blaines College appeared to
+be by no means clear in his mind.
+
+"If you had a free hand, Gardiner," said he, "that would be one thing,
+but you haven't. I've had my eye on Blaines for a long time, and frankly
+I don't think it is entitled to any assistance. You have an inferior
+plant and a lot of inferior men; a small college governed by small ideas
+and ridden by a close corporation of small trustees--"
+
+"But heavens, man!" protested West, "your argument makes a perfect
+circle. You won't help Blaines because it's poorly equipped, and Blaines
+is poorly equipped because the yellow-rich--that's you--won't help it."
+
+Stewart Byrd wiped his gold-rimmed glasses, laughing pleasantly. He was
+the oldest of the four brothers, a man of authority at forty; and West
+watched him with a secret admiration, not untouched by a flicker of
+envy.
+
+"What's the answer? Blessed if I know! The fact is, old fellow, I think
+you've got an utterly hopeless job there, and if I were you, I believe
+I'd get ready to throw it over at the first opportunity."
+
+West replied that it was only the hard things that were worth doing in
+this life. None the less, as winter drew to a close, he insensibly
+relaxed his efforts toward the immediate exaltation of old Blaines. As
+he looked more closely into the situation, he realized that his too
+impetuous desire for results had driven him to waste energy in hopeless
+directions. How could he ever do anything, with a lot of moss-backed
+trustees tying his hands and feet every time he tried to toddle a step
+forward--he and Blaines? Clearly the first step of all was to oust the
+fossils who stood like rocks in the path of progress, and fill their
+places with men who could at least recognize a progressive idea when
+they were beaten across the nose with it. He studied his trustee list
+now more purposefully than he had ever pored over his faculty line up.
+By the early spring, he was ready to set subtle influences going looking
+to the defeat of the insurgent five, including James E. Winter, whose
+term happily expired on the first of January following.
+
+But the president's lines did not all fall in gloomy and prickly places
+in these days. His perennial faculty for enjoyment never deserted him
+even in his darkest hours. His big red automobile, acquired on the crest
+of Semple and West's prosperity, was constantly to be seen bowling down
+the street of an early-vernal afternoon, or dancing down far country
+lanes light with a load of two. The Thursday German had known him as of
+old, and many were the delightful dinners where he proved, by merit
+alone, the life of the party. Nor were his pleasures by any means all
+dissociated from Blaines College. The local prestige that the president
+acquired from his position was decidedly agreeable to him. Never an
+educational point arose in the life of the city or the nation but the
+_Post_ carried a long interview giving Mr. West's views upon it.
+Corner-stone laying afforded him a sincere joy. Even discussions with
+parents about their young hopefuls was anything but irksome to his
+buoyant nature.
+
+Best and pleasantest of all was his relation with the students. His
+notable gift for popularity, however futile it might be with embittered
+asses like James E. Winter, served him in good stead here. West could
+not conceal from himself that the boys idolized him. With secret delight
+he saw them copying his walk, his taste in waistcoats, the way he
+brushed back his hair. He had them in relays to his home to supper,
+skipping only those of too hopeless an uncouthness, and sent them home
+enchanted. He had introduced into the collegiate programme a five-minute
+prayer, held every morning at nine, at which he made brief addresses on
+some phase of college ideals every Tuesday and Friday. Attendance at
+these gatherings was optional, but it kept up in the most gratifying
+way, and sometimes on a Friday the little assembly-room would be quite
+filled with the frankly admiring lads. "Why should I mind the little
+annoyances," would flash into his mind as he rose to speak, "when I can
+look down into a lot of fine, loyal young faces like this. _Here_ is
+what counts." His appearance at student gatherings was always attended
+by an ovation. He loved to hear the old Blaines cheer, with three
+ringing "Prexy's" tacked on the end. One Saturday in early April, Prexy
+took Miss Avery to a baseball game, somewhat against her will, solely
+that she might see how his students worshiped him. On the following
+Saturday, all with even-handed liberality, he took Miss Weyland to
+another baseball game, with the same delightful purpose.
+
+The spring found West stronger and more contented with his lot as
+president of a jerkwater college, decidedly happier for the burning out
+of the fires of hot ambition which had consumed his soul six months
+earlier. He told himself that he was reconciled to a slow advance with
+fighting every inch of the way. But he saw the uselessness of fighting
+trustees who were doomed soon to fall, and resigned himself to a quiet,
+in fact a temporarily suspended, programme of progress. And then, just
+when everything seemed most comfortably serene, a new straw suddenly
+appeared in the wind, which quickly multiplied into a bundle and then a
+bale, and all at once the camel's back had more than it could bear.
+April was hardly dead before the college world was in a turmoil, by the
+side of which the Young affair was the mere buzzing of a gnat.
+
+History is full of incidents of the kind: incidents which are trifling
+beyond mention in the beginning, but which malign circumstance distorts
+and magnifies till they set nations daggers-drawn at each other's
+throats. Two students lured a "freshman" to their room and there invited
+him to drink a marvelous compound the beginnings of which were fat pork
+and olive oil; this while standing on his head. The freshman did not
+feel in a position to deny their request. But his was a delicate
+stomach, and the result of his accommodating spirit was that he became
+violently, though not seriously, ill. Thus the matter came to the
+attention of his parents, and so to the college authorities. The sick
+lad stoutly declined to tell who were his persecutors, but West managed
+to track one of them down and summoned him to his office. We may call
+this student Brown; a pleasant-mannered youth of excellent family, whose
+sister West sometimes danced with at the Thursday German. Brown said
+that he had, indeed, been present during the sad affair, that he had, in
+fact, to his eternal humiliation and regret, aided and abetted it; but
+he delicately hinted that the prime responsibility rested on the
+shoulders of the other student. Rather unwisely, perhaps, West pressed
+him to disclose the name of his collaborator. (Brown afterwards, to
+square himself with the students, alleged "intimidation.") A youth whom
+we may describe as Jones was mentioned, and later, in the august private
+office, was invited to tell what he knew of the disorder. Henceforward
+accounts vary. Jones declared to the end that the president promised a
+light punishment for all concerned if he would make a clean breast. West
+asserted--and who would doubt his statement?--that he had made no
+promise, or even a suggestion of a promise, of any kind. Be that as it
+may, Jones proceeded, though declining to mention any other name than
+his own. He declared positively that the idea of hazing the freshman had
+not originated with him, but that he had taken a culpable part in it,
+for which he was heartily sorry. Asked whether he considered himself or
+his colleague principally responsible for the injury to the freshman's
+health, he said that he preferred not to answer. To West this seemed a
+damaging admission, though perhaps not everybody would have so viewed
+it. He sent Jones away with no intimation of what he proposed to do.
+
+There was the situation, plain as a barn at noonday. All that was needed
+was tact, judgment, and a firm hand. The young president hesitated.
+Ordinarily he would have taken a quiet hour in the evening to think it
+all over carefully, but as it happened--like Lord George Germaine and
+the dispatch to Burgoyne--social engagements rushed forward to occupy
+his time. Next morning his mail brought several letters, urging him to
+set his foot ruthlessly on the serpent-head of hazing. His telephone
+rang with the same firm counsel. The _Post_, he saw, had a long leading
+article insisting that discipline must be maintained at all hazards. It
+was observed that this article thundered in the old Colonel's best
+style, and this was the more noteworthy in that the article in question
+happened to be written by a young man of the name of Queed.
+
+West would have preferred to let the matter stand for a day or so, but
+he saw that prompt and decisive action was expected of him. Denying
+himself to callers, he shut himself in his office, to determine what was
+just and fair and right. The advice of his correspondents, and of the
+_Post_, tallied exactly with what the trustees had told him in the
+beginning about the traditions of old Blaines. Hazing was not to be
+tolerated under any circumstances. Therefore, somebody's head would now
+have to fall. There could hardly be any occasion for expelling nice
+young Brown. For a minor consideration, it would be decidedly awkward
+henceforward, to have to offer salt to Mrs. Brown at dinner, as he had
+done only last week, with the hand that had ruined her son's career.
+Much more important, it seemed clear enough to West that the boy had
+only been weak, and had been tempted into misbehavior by his older and
+more wilful comrade. West had never liked young Jones. He was a
+rawboned, unkempt sprig of the masses, who had not been included in any
+of the student suppers at the president's house. Jones's refusal to
+speak out fully on all the details of the affair pointed strongly, so
+West argued, to consciousness of damning guilt. The path of
+administrative duty appeared plain. West, to say truth, had not at
+first expected to apply the drastic penalty of expulsion at all, but it
+was clear that this was what the city expected of him. The universal cry
+was for unshrinking firmness. Well, he would show them that he was firm,
+and shrank from no unpleasantness where his duty was concerned. Brown he
+ordered before him for a severe reprimand, and Jones he summarily
+dismissed from old Blaines College.
+
+These decrees went into effect at noon. At 4 o'clock in the afternoon
+the war-dogs broke their leashes. Four was the hour when the "night"
+edition of the _Evening Chronicle_ came smoking hot from the presses. It
+appeared that young Jones was the son, not merely of a plumber, but of a
+plumber who was decidedly prominent in lodge circles and the smaller
+areas of politics. His case was therefore precisely the kind that the
+young men of the Chronicle loved to espouse. The three-column scare-head
+over their bitterly partisan "story" ran thus:
+
+ POOR BOY KICKED OUT
+ BY PRESIDENT WEST
+
+Close beside this, lest the reader should fail to grasp the full meaning
+of the boldface, was a three-column cartoon, crudely drawn but adroit
+enough. It represented West, unpleasantly caricatured, garbed in a
+swallow-tail coat and enormous white gloves, with a gardenia in his
+buttonhole, engaged in booting a lad of singular nobility of countenance
+out of an open door. A tag around the lad's neck described him as "The
+Workingman's Son." Under the devilish drawing ran a line which said,
+succinctly, "His Policies." On page four was a double column,
+double-leaded editorial, liberal with capitals and entitled: "Justice in
+Silk Stockings."
+
+But this was only a beginning. Next morning's _Post_, which West had
+counted on to come to his assistance with a ringing leader, so earnestly
+discussed rotation of crops and the approaching gubernatorial campaign,
+that it had not a line for the little disturbance at the college. If
+this was a disappointment to West, a greater blow awaited him. Not to
+try to gloss over the mortifying circumstance, he was hissed when he
+entered the morning assembly--he, the prince, idol, and darling of his
+students. Though the room was full, the hissing was of small
+proportions, but rather too big to be ignored. West, after debating with
+himself whether or not he should notice it, made a graceful and manly
+two-minute talk which, he flattered himself, effectually abashed the
+lads who had so far forgotten themselves. None the less the
+demonstration cut him to the quick. When four o'clock came he found
+himself waiting for the appearance of the _Chronicle_ with an anxiety
+which he had never conceived possible with regard to that paper. A
+glance at its lurid front showed that the blatherskites had pounded him
+harder than ever. A black headline glared with the untruth that
+President West had been "Hissed by Entire Student Body." Editorially,
+the _Chronicle_ passionately inquired whether the taxpayers enjoyed
+having the college which they so liberally supported (exact amount
+seventy-five hundred dollars a year) mismanaged in so gross a way.
+
+West put a laughing face upon these calumnies, but to himself he owned
+that he was deeply hurt. Dropping in at the club that night, he found a
+group of men, all his friends, eagerly discussing the shindig, as they
+called it. Joining in with that perfect good-humor and lack of false
+pride which was characteristic of him, he gathered that all of them
+thought he had made a mistake. It seemed to be considered that Brown had
+put himself in a bad light by trying to throw the blame on Jones. Jones,
+they said, should not have been bounced without Brown, and probably the
+best thing would have been not to bounce either. The irritating thing
+about this latter view was that it was exactly what West had thought in
+the first place, before pressure was applied to him.
+
+In the still watches of the night the young man was harried by
+uncertainties and tortured by stirring suspicions. Had he been fair to
+Jones, after all? Was his summary action in regard to that youth
+prompted in the faintest degree by personal dislike? Was he conceivably
+the kind of man who is capable of thinking one thing and doing another?
+The most afflicting of all doubts, doubt of himself, kept the young man
+tossing on his pillow for at least an hour.
+
+But he woke with a clear-cut decision singing in his mind and gladdening
+his morning. He would take Jones back. He would generously reinstate the
+youth, on the ground that the public mortification already put upon him
+was a sufficient punishment for his sins and abundant warning for others
+like-minded. This would settle all difficulties at one stroke and
+definitely lay the ghost of a disagreeable occurrence. The solution was
+so simple that he marvelled that he had not thought of it before.
+
+His morning's mail, containing one or two very unpleasant letters, only
+strengthened his determination. He lost no time in carrying it out. By
+special messenger he dispatched a carefully written and kindly letter to
+Jones, Senior. Jones, Senior, tore it across the middle and returned it
+by the same messenger. He then informed the _Chronicle_ what he had
+done. The _Chronicle_ that afternoon shrieked it under a five-column
+head, together with a ferocious statement from Jones, Senior, saying
+that he would rather see his son breaking rocks in the road than a
+student in such a college as Blaines was, under the present regime. The
+editor, instead of seeing in West's letter a spontaneous act of
+magnanimity in the interest of the academic uplift, maliciously twisted
+it into a grudging confession of error, "unrelieved by the grace of
+manly retraction and apology." So ran the editorial, which was
+offensively headed "West's Fatal Flop." Some of the State papers, it
+seemed from excerpts printed in another column, were foolishly following
+the _Chronicle's_ lead; Republican cracker-box orators were trying
+somehow to make capital of the thing; and altogether there was a very
+unpleasant little mess, which showed signs of developing rapidly into
+what is known as an "issue."
+
+That afternoon, when the tempest in the collegiate teapot was storming
+at its merriest, West, being downtown on private business, chanced to
+drop in at the Post office, according to his frequent habit. He found
+the sanctum under the guard of the young assistant editor. The Colonel,
+in fact, had been sick in bed for four days, and in his absence, Queed
+was acting-editor and sole contributor of the leaded minion. The two
+young men greeted each other pleasantly.
+
+"I'm reading you every day," said West, presently, "and, flattery and
+all that aside, I've been both surprised and delighted at the character
+of the work you're doing. It's fully up to the best traditions of the
+_Post_, and that strikes me as quite a feat for a man of your years."
+
+Because he was pleased at this tribute, Queed answered briefly, and at
+once changed the subject. But he did it maladroitly by expressing the
+hope that things were going well with Mr. West.
+
+"Well, not hardly," said West, and gave his pleasant laugh. "You may
+possibly have noticed from our esteemed afternoon contemporary that I'm
+in a very pretty little pickle. But by the way," he added, with entire
+good humor, "the _Post_ doesn't appear to have noticed it after all."
+
+"No," said Queed, slowly, not pretending to misunderstand. He hesitated,
+a rare thing with him. "The fact is I could not write what you would
+naturally wish to have written, and therefore I haven't written anything
+at all."
+
+West threw up his hands in mock horror. "Here's another one! Come on,
+fellers! Kick him!--he's got no friends! You know," he laughed, "I
+remind myself of the man who stuck his head in at the teller's window,
+wanting to have a check cashed. The teller didn't know him from Adam.
+'Have you any friends here in the city?' asked he. 'Lord, no!' said the
+stranger; 'I'm the weather man.'"
+
+Queed smiled.
+
+"And I was only trying in my poor way," said West, mournfully, "to
+follow the advice that you, young man, roared at me for a column on the
+fatal morning."
+
+"I've regretted that," said Queed. "Though, of course, I never looked
+for any such developments as this. I was merely trying to act on Colonel
+Cowles's advice about always playing up local topics. You are doubtless
+familiar with his dictum that the people are far more interested in a
+cat-fight at Seventh and Centre Streets than in the greatest exploits of
+science."
+
+West laughed and rose to go. Then a good-natured thought struck him.
+"Look here," said he, "this must be a great load, with the Colonel
+away--doing all of three columns a day by yourself. How on earth do you
+manage it?"
+
+"Well, I start work at eight o'clock in the morning."
+
+"And what time does that get you through?"
+
+"Usually in time to get to press with it."
+
+"Oh, I say! That won't do at all. You'll break yourself down, playing
+both ends against the middle like that. Let me help you out, won't you?
+Let me do something for you right now?"
+
+"If you really feel like it," said Queed, remembering how the Colonel
+welcomed Mr. West's occasional contributions to his columns, "of course
+I shall be glad to have something from you."
+
+"Why, my dear fellow, certainly! Hand me some copy-paper there, and go
+right on with your work while I unbosom my pent-up Uticas."
+
+He meditated a moment, wrote rapidly for half an hour, and rose with a
+hurried glance at his watch.
+
+"Here's a little squib about the college that may serve as a
+space-filler. I must fly for an engagement. I'll try to come down
+to-morrow afternoon anyway, and if you need anything to-night, 'phone
+me. Delighted to help you out."
+
+Queed picked up the scattered sheets and read them over carefully. He
+found that Director West had written a very able defense, and
+whole-hearted endorsement, of President West's position in the Blaines
+College hazing affair.
+
+The acting editor sat for some time in deep thought. Eighteen months'
+increasing contact with Buck Klinker and other men of action had
+somewhat tamed his soaring self-sufficiency. He was not nearly so sure
+as he once was that he knew everything there was to know, and a little
+more besides. West, personally, whom he saw often, he had gradually come
+to admire with warmth. By slow degrees it came to him that the popular
+young president had many qualities of a very desirable sort which he
+himself lacked. West's opinion on a question of college discipline was
+likely to be at least as sound as his own. Moreover, West was one of the
+owners and managers of the _Post_.
+
+Nevertheless, he, Queed, did not see how he could accept and print this
+article.
+
+It was the old-school Colonel's fundamental axiom, drilled into and
+fully adopted by his assistant, that the editor must be personally
+responsible for every word that appeared in his columns. Those columns,
+to be kept pure, must represent nothing but the editor's personal views.
+Therefore, on more than one occasion, the Colonel had refused
+point-blank to prepare articles which his directors wished printed. He
+always accompanied these refusals with his resignation, which the
+directors invariably returned to him, thereby abandoning their point.
+Queed was for the moment editor in the Colonel's stead. Over the
+telephone, Colonel Cowles had instructed him, four days before, to
+assume full responsibility, communicating with him or with the directors
+if he was in doubt, but standing firmly on his own legs. As to where
+those legs now twitched to lead him, the young man could have no doubt.
+If he had a passion in his scientist's bosom, it was for exact and
+unflinching veracity. Even to keep the _Post_ silent had been something
+of a strain upon his instinct for truth, for a voice within him had
+whispered that an honest journal _ought_ to have some opinion to express
+on a matter so locally interesting as this. To publish this editorial
+would strain the instinct to the breaking point and beyond. For it would
+be equivalent to saying, whether anybody else but him knew it or not,
+that he, the present editor of the _Post_ approved and endorsed West's
+position, when the truth was that he did nothing of the sort.
+
+At eight o'clock that night, he succeeded, after prolonged search of the
+town on the part of the switchboard boy, in getting West to the
+telephone.
+
+"Mr. West," said Queed, "I am very sorry, but I don't see how I can
+print your article."
+
+"Oh, Lord!" came West's untroubled voice back over the wire. "And a
+man's enemies shall be those of his own household. What's wrong with it,
+Mr. Editor?"
+
+Queed explained his reluctances. "If that is not satisfactory to you,"
+he added, at the end, "as it hardly can be, I give you my resignation
+now, and you yourself can take charge immediately."
+
+"Bless your heart, no! Put it in the waste-basket. It doesn't make a
+kopeck's worth of difference. Here's a thought, though. Do you approve
+of the tactics of those _Chronicle_ fellows in the matter?"
+
+"No, I do not."
+
+"Well, why not show them up to-morrow?"
+
+"I'll be glad to do it."
+
+So Queed wrote a stinging little article of a couple of sticks' length,
+holding up to public scorn journalistic redshirts who curry-combed the
+masses, and preached class hatred for the money there was in it. It is
+doubtful if this article helped matters much. For the shameless
+_Chronicle_ seized on it as showing that the _Post_ had tried to defend
+the president, and utterly failed. "Even the West organ," so ran its
+brazen capitals, "does not dare endorse its darling. And no wonder,
+after the storm of indignation aroused by the _Chronicle's_ fearless
+exposures."
+
+West kept his good humor and self-control intact, but it was hardly to
+be expected that he enjoyed venomous misrepresentation of this sort. The
+solidest comfort he got in these days came from Sharlee Weyland, who did
+not read the _Chronicle_, and was most beautifully confident that
+whatever he had done was right. But after all, the counselings of Miss
+Avery, of whom he also saw much that spring, better suited his
+disgruntled humor.
+
+"They are incapable of appreciating you," said she, a siren in the red
+motor. "You owe it to yourself to enter a larger field. And"--so ran the
+languorous voice--"to your friends."
+
+The trustees met on Saturday, with the _Chronicle_ still pounding away
+with deadly regularity. Its editorial of the afternoon before was
+entitled, "We Want A College President--Not A Class President," and had
+frankly urged the trustees of old Blaines to consider whether a change
+of administration was not advisable. This was advice which some of the
+trustees were only too ready to follow. James E. Winter, coming armed
+cap-a-pie to the meeting, suggested that Mr. West withdraw for a time,
+which Mr. West properly declined to do. The implacable insurgent
+thereupon launched into a bitter face-to-face denunciation of the
+president's conduct in the hazing affair, outpacing the _Chronicle_ by
+intimating, too plainly for courtesy, that the president's conduct
+toward Jones was characterized by duplicity, if not wanting in
+consistent adherence to veracity. "I had a hard time to keep from
+hitting him," said West afterwards, "but I knew that would be the worst
+thing I could possibly do." "Maybe so," sighed Mr. Fyne, apparently not
+with full conviction. Winter went too far in moving that the president's
+continuance in office was prejudicial to the welfare of Blaines College,
+and was defeated 9 to 3. Nevertheless, West always looked back at this
+meeting as one of the most unpleasant incidents in his life. He flung
+out of it humiliated, angry, and thoroughly sick at heart.
+
+West saw himself as a persecuted patriot, who had laid a costly oblation
+on the altar of public spirit only to see the base crowd jostle forward
+and spit upon it. He was poor in this world's goods. It had cost him
+five thousand a year to accept the presidency of Blaines College. And
+this was how they rewarded him. To him, as he sat long in his office
+brooding upon the darkness of life, there came a visitor, a tall,
+angular, twinkling-eyed, slow-speaking individual who perpetually chewed
+an unlighted cigar. He was Plonny Neal, no other, the reputed great
+chieftain of city politics. Once the _Post_, in an article inspired by
+West, had referred to Plonny as "this notorious grafter." Plonny could
+hardly have considered this courteous; but he was a man who never
+remembered a grudge, until ready to pay it back with compound interest.
+West's adolescent passion for the immediate reform of politics had long
+since softened, and nowadays when the whirligig of affairs threw the two
+men together, as it did not infrequently, they met on the easiest and
+friendliest terms. West liked Plonny, as everybody did, and of Plonny's
+sincere liking for him he never had the slightest doubt.
+
+In fact, Mr. Neal's present call was to report that the manner in which
+a lady brushes a midge from her summering brow was no simpler than the
+wiping of James E. Winter off the board of Blaines College.
+
+That topic being disposed of, West introduced another.
+
+"Noticed the way the _Chronicle_ is jumping on me with all four feet,
+Plonny?" he asked, with rather a forced laugh. "Why can't those fellows
+forget it and leave me alone?"
+
+By a slow facial manoeuvre, Mr. Neal contrived to make his cigar look
+out upon the world with contemptuousness unbearable.
+
+"Why, nobody pays no attention to them fellers' wind, Mr. West. You
+could buy them off for a hundred dollars, ten dollars down, and have
+them praising you three times a week for two hundred dollars,
+twenty-five dollars down. I only take the paper," said Mr. Neal,
+"because their Sunday is mighty convenient f'r packin' furniture f'r
+shipment."
+
+The _Chronicle_ was the only paper Mr. Neal ever thought of reading, and
+this was how he stabbed it in the back.
+
+"I don't want to butt in, Mr. West," said he, rising, "and you can stop
+me if I am, but as a friend of yours--why are you botherin' yourself at
+all with this here kid's-size proposition?"
+
+"What kid's-size proposition?"
+
+"This little two-by-twice grammar school that tries to pass itself off
+for a college. And you ain't even boss of it at that! You got a gang of
+mossbacks sitting on your head who don't get a live idea among 'em wunst
+a year. Why, the archangel Gabriel wouldn't have a show with a lot of
+corpses like them! Of course it ain't my business to give advice to a
+man like you, and I'm probably offendin' you sayin' this, but someway
+you don't seem to see what's so plain to everybody else. It's your
+modesty keeps you blind, I guess. But here's what I don't see: why don't
+you come out of this little hole in the ground and get in line?"
+
+"In line?"
+
+"You're dead and buried here. Now you mention the _Evening Windbag_ that
+nobody pays no more attention to than kids yelling in the street. How
+about having a paper of your own some day, to express your own ideas and
+get things done, big things, the way you want 'em?"
+
+"You mean the _Post?_"
+
+"Well, the editor of the _Post_ certainly would be in line, whereas the
+president of Blaines Grammar School certainly ain't."
+
+"What do you mean by in line, Plonny?"
+
+Mr. Neal invested his cigar with an enigmatic significance. "I might
+mean one thing and I might mean another. I s'pose you never give a
+thought to poltix, did you?"
+
+"Well, in a general way I have thought of it sometimes."
+
+"Think of it some more," said Mr. Neal, from the door. "I see a kind of
+shake-up comin'. People say I've got infloonce in poltix, and sort of
+help to run things. Of course it ain't so. I've got no more infloonce
+than what my ballot gives me, and my takin' an intelligent public
+interest in what's goin' on. But it looks to an amatoor like the people
+are gettin' tired of this ring-rule they been givin' us, and 're goin'
+to rise in their majesty pretty soon, and fill the offices with young
+progressive men who never heeled f'r the organization."
+
+He went away, leaving the young president of Blaines vastly cheered.
+Certainly no language could have made Neal's meaning any plainer. He
+had come to tell West that, if he would only consent to get in line, he,
+great Neal, desired to put him in high office--doubtless the Mayoralty,
+which in all human probability meant the Governorship four years later.
+
+West sat long in rapt meditation. He marveled at himself for having ever
+accepted his present position. Its limitations were so narrow and so
+palpable, its possibilities were so restricted, its complacent
+provincialism so glaring, that the imaginative glories with which he had
+once enwrapped it seemed now simply grotesque. As long as he remained,
+he was an entombed nonentity. Beyond the college walls, out of the reach
+of the contemptible bigotry of the trustees of this world, the people
+were calling for him. He could be the new type of public servant, the
+clean, strong, fearless, idolized young Moses, predestined to lead a
+tired people into the promised land of political purity. Once more a
+white meadow of eager faces rolled out before the eye of his mind; and
+this time, from the buntinged hustings, he did not extol learning with
+classic periods, but excoriated political dishonesty in red-hot phrases
+which jerked the throngs to their feet, frenzied with ardor....
+
+And it was while he was still in this vein of thought, as it happened,
+that Colonel Cowles, at eleven o'clock on the first night of June,
+dropped dead in his bathroom, and left the _Post_ without an editor.
+
+
+
+
+XIX
+
+ _The Little House on Duke of Gloucester Street; and the Beginning
+ of Various Feelings, Sensibilities, and Attitudes between two
+ Lonely Men._
+
+
+One instant thought the news of the Colonel's death struck from nearly
+everybody's mind: _He'll miss the Reunion_. For within a few days the
+city was to witness that yearly gathering of broken armies which, of all
+assemblages among men, the Colonel had loved most dearly. In thirty
+years, he had not missed one, till now. They buried the old warrior with
+pomp and circumstance, not to speak of many tears, and his young
+assistant in the sanctum came home from the graveside with a sense of
+having lost a valued counselor and friend. Only the home to which the
+assistant returned with this feeling was not the Third Hall Back of Mrs.
+Paynter's, sometimes known as the Scriptorium, but a whole suite of
+pleasant rooms, upstairs and down, in a nice little house on Duke of
+Gloucester Street. For Nicolovius had made his contemplated move on the
+first of May, and Queed had gone with him.
+
+It was half-past six o'clock on a pretty summer's evening. Queed opened
+the house-door with a latch-key and went upstairs to the comfortable
+living-room, which faithfully reproduced the old professor's
+sitting-room at Mrs. Paynter's. Nicolovius, in his black silk cap, was
+sitting near the open window, reading and smoking a strong cigarette.
+
+"Ah, here you are! I was just thinking that you were rather later than
+usual this evening."
+
+"Yes, I went to Colonel Cowles's funeral. It was decidedly impressive."
+
+"Ah!"
+
+Queed dropped down into one of Nicolovius's agreeable chairs and let
+his eyes roam over the room. He was extremely comfortable in this house;
+a little too comfortable, he was beginning to think now, considering
+that he paid but seven dollars and fifty cents a week towards its
+support. He had a desk and lamp all his own in the living-room, a table
+and lamp in his bedroom, ease and independence over two floors. An old
+negro man looked after the two gentlemen and gave them excellent things
+to eat. The house was an old one, and small; it was in an unfashionable
+part of town, and having stood empty for some time, could be had for
+thirty-five dollars a month. However, Nicolovius had wiped out any
+economy here by spending his money freely to repair and beautify. He had
+had workmen in the house for a month, papering, painting, plumbing, and
+altering.
+
+"Dozens of people could not get in the church," said Queed. "They stood
+outside in the street till the service was over."
+
+Nicolovius was looking out of the window, and answered casually. "I
+daresay he was an excellent man according to his lights."
+
+"Coming to know him very well in the past year, I found that his lights
+stood high."
+
+"As high, I am sure, as the environment in which he was born and raised
+made possible."
+
+"You have a low opinion, then, of ante-bellum civilization in the
+South?"
+
+"Who that knows his history could have otherwise?"
+
+"You know history, I admit," said Queed, lightly falling upon the side
+issue, "surprisingly, indeed, considering that you have not read it for
+so many years."
+
+"A man is not likely to forget truths burned into him when he is young."
+
+"Everything depends," said Queed, returning to his muttons, "upon how
+you are going to appraise a civilization. If the only true measure is
+economic efficiency, no one can question that the old Southern system
+was one of the worst ever conceived."
+
+"Can you, expert upon organized society as you are, admit any doubts
+upon that point?"
+
+"I am admitting doubts upon a good many points these days."
+
+Nicolovius resumed his cigarette. Talk languished. Both men enjoyed a
+good silence. Many a supper they ate through without a word. The old
+man's attitude toward the young one was charming. He had sloughed off
+some of the too polished blandness of his manner, and now offered a
+simpler meeting ground of naturalness and kindliness. They had shared
+the Duke of Gloucester Street roof-tree for a month, but Queed did not
+yet accept it as a matter of course. He was decidedly more prone to be
+analytical than he had been a year ago. Yet whatever could be urged
+against it, the little house was in one way making a subtle tug upon his
+regard: it was the nearest thing to a home that he had ever had in his
+life, or was ever likely to have.
+
+"And when will the _Post_ directors meet to choose his successor?"
+
+"I haven't heard. Very soon, I should think."
+
+"It is certain, I suppose," said Nicolovius, "that they will name you?"
+
+"Oh, not at all--by no means! I am merely receptive, that is all."
+
+Queed glanced at his watch and rose. "There is half an hour before
+supper, I see. I think I must turn it to account."
+
+Nicolovius looked regretful. "Why not allow yourself this minute's rest,
+and me the pleasure of your society?"
+
+Queed hesitated. "No--I think my duty is to my work."
+
+He passed into the adjoining room, which was his bedroom, and shut the
+door. Here at his table, he passed all of the hours that he spent in the
+house, except after supper, when he did his work in the sitting-room
+with Nicolovius. He felt that, in honor, he owed some companionship, of
+the body at least, to the old man in exchange for the run of the house,
+and his evenings were his conscientious concession to his social duty.
+But sometimes he felt the surprising and wholly irrational impulse to
+concede more, to give the old man a larger measure of society than he
+was, so to say, paying for. He felt it now as he seated himself
+methodically and opened his table drawer.
+
+From a purely selfish point of view, which was the only point of view
+from which such a compact need be considered, he could hardly think that
+his new domestic arrangement was a success. Greater comforts he had, of
+course, but it is not upon comforts that the world's work hangs. The
+important facts were that he was paying as much as he had paid at Mrs.
+Paynter's, and was enjoying rather less privacy. He and Nicolovius were
+friends of convenience only. Yet somehow the old professor managed to
+obtrude himself perpetually upon his consciousness. The young man began
+to feel an annoying sense of personal responsibility toward him, an
+impulse which his reason rejected utterly.
+
+He was aware that, personally, he wished himself back at Mrs. Paynter's
+and the Scriptorium. A free man, in possession of this knowledge, would
+immediately pack up and return. But that was just the trouble. He who
+had always, hitherto, been the freest man in the world, appeared no
+longer to be free. He was aware that he would find it very difficult to
+walk into the sitting-room at this moment, and tell Nicolovius that he
+was going to leave. The old man would probably make a scene. The
+irritating thing about it was that Nicolovius, being as solitary in the
+great world as he himself, actually _minded_ his isolation, and was
+apparently coming to depend upon _him_.
+
+But after all, he was contented here, and his work was prospering
+largely. The days of his preparation for his _Post_ labors were
+definitely over. He no longer had to read or study; he stood upon his
+feet, and carried his editorial qualifications under his hat. His duties
+as assistant editor occupied him but four or five hours a day; some
+three hours a day--the allotment was inexact, for the Schedule had lost
+its first rigid precision--to the Sciences of Physical Culture and
+Human Intercourse; all the rest to the Science of Sciences. Glorious
+mornings, and hardly less glorious nights, he gave, day after day, week
+after week, to the great book; and because of his astonishingly enhanced
+vitality, he made one hour tell now as an hour and a half had told in
+the period of the establishment of the Scriptorium.
+
+And now, without warning and prematurely, the jade Fortune had pitched a
+bomb at this new Revised Schedule of his, leaving him to decide whether
+he would patch up the pieces or not. And he had decided that he would
+not patch them up. Colonel Cowles was dead. The directors of the _Post_
+might choose him to succeed the Colonel, or they might not. But if they
+did choose him, he had finally made up his mind that he would accept the
+election.
+
+In his attitude toward the newspaper, Queed was something like those
+eminent fellow-scientists of his who have set out to "expose"
+spiritualism and "the occult," and have ended as the most gullible
+customers of the most dubious of "mediums." The idea of being editor for
+its own sake, which he had once jeered and flouted, he had gradually
+come to consider with large respect. The work drew him amazingly; it was
+applied science of a peculiarly fascinating sort. And in the six days of
+the Colonel's illness in May, when he had full charge of the editorial
+page--and again now--he had an exhilarating consciousness of personal
+power which lured him, oddly, more than any sensation he had ever had in
+his life.
+
+No inducements of this sort, alone, could ever have drawn him from his
+love. However, his love was safe, in any case. If they made him editor,
+they would give him an assistant. He would keep his mornings for
+himself--four hours a day. In the long vigil last night, he had threshed
+the whole thing out. On a four-hour schedule he could finish his book in
+four years and a half more:--an unprecedentedly early age to have
+completed so monumental a work. And who could say that in thus making
+haste slowly, he would not have acquired a breadth of outlook, and
+closer knowledge of the practical conditions of life, which would be
+advantageously reflected in the Magnum Opus itself?
+
+The young man sat at his table, the sheaf of yellow sheets which made up
+the chapter he was now working on ready under his hand. Around him were
+his reference books, his note-books, his pencils and erasers, all the
+neat paraphernalia of his trade. Everything was in order; yet he touched
+none of them. Presently his eyes fell upon his open watch, and his mind
+went off into new channels, or rather into old channels which he thought
+he had abandoned for this half-hour at any rate. In five minutes more,
+he put away his manuscript, picked up his watch, and strolled back into
+the sitting-room.
+
+Nicolovius was sitting where he had left him, except that now he was not
+reading but merely staring out of the window. He glanced around with a
+look of pleased surprise and welcome.
+
+"Ah-h! Did genius fail to burn?" he asked, employing a bromidic phrase
+which Queed particularly detested.
+
+"That is one way of putting it, I suppose."
+
+"Or did you take pity on my solitariness? You must not let me become a
+drag upon you."
+
+Queed, dropping into a chair, rather out of humor, made no reply.
+Nicolovius continued to look out of the window.
+
+"I see in the _Post_," he presently began again, "that Colonel Cowles,
+after getting quite well, broke himself down again in preparing for the
+so-called Reunion. It seems rather hard to have to give one's life for
+such a rabble of beggars."
+
+"That is how you regard the veterans, is it?"
+
+"Have you ever seen the outfit?"
+
+"Never."
+
+"I have lived here long enough to learn something of them. Look at them
+for yourself next week. Mix with them. Talk with them. You will find
+them worth a study--and worth nothing else under the sun."
+
+"I have been looking forward to doing something of that sort," said
+Queed, introspectively.
+
+Had not Miss Weyland, the last time he had seen her--namely, one evening
+about two months before,--expressly invited him to come and witness the
+Reunion parade from her piazza?
+
+"You will see," said Nicolovius, in his purring voice, "a lot of shabby
+old men, outside and in, who never did an honest day's work in their
+lives."
+
+He paused, finished his cigarette and suavely resumed:
+
+"They went to war as young men, because it promised to be more exciting
+than pushing a plow over a worn-out hillside. Or because there was
+nothing else to do. Or because they were conscripted and kicked into it.
+They came out of the war the most invincible grafters in history. The
+shiftless boor of a stable-boy found himself transformed into a shining
+hero, and he meant to lie back and live on it for the rest of his days.
+Be assured that he understood very well the cash value of his old
+uniform. If he had a peg-leg or an empty sleeve, so much the more
+impudently could he pass around his property cap. For forty years, he
+and his mendicant band have been a cursed albatross hung around the
+necks of their honest fellows. Able-bodied men, they have lolled back
+and eaten up millions of dollars, belonging to a State which they
+pretend to love and which, as they well know, has needed every penny for
+the desperate struggle of existence. Since the political party which
+dominates this State is too cowardly to tell them to go to work or go to
+the devil, it will be a God's mercy when the last one of them is in his
+grave. You may take my word for that."
+
+But Queed, being a scientist by passion, never took anybody's word for
+anything. He always went to the original sources of information, and
+found out for himself. It was a year now since he had begun saturating
+himself in the annals of the State and the South, and he had scoured the
+field so effectually that Colonel Cowles himself had been known to
+appeal to him on a point of history, though the Colonel had forty years'
+start on him, and had himself helped to make that history.
+
+Therefore Queed knew that Nicolovius, by taking the case of one soldier
+in ten, perhaps, or twenty or fifty, and offering it as typical of the
+whole, was bitterly caricaturing history; and he wondered why in the
+world the old man cared to do it.
+
+"My own reading of the recent history of the South," said Queed, "can
+hardly sustain such a view."
+
+"You have only to read further to be convinced."
+
+"But I thought you yourself never read recent history."
+
+Nicolovius flung him a sharp look, which the young man, staring
+thoughtfully at the floor, missed. The old professor laughed.
+
+"My dear boy! I read it on the lips of Major Brooke, I read it daily in
+the newspapers, I read it in such articles as your Colonel Cowles wrote
+about this very Reunion. I cannot get away from history in the making,
+if I would. Ah, there is the supper bell--I'm quite ready for it, too.
+Let us go down."
+
+They went down arm in arm. On the stairs Nicolovius said: "These
+Southern manifestations interest me because, though extreme, they are
+after all so absurdly typical of human nature. I have even seen the same
+sort of thing in my own land."
+
+Queed, though he knew the history of Ireland very well, could not recall
+any parallel to the United Confederate Veterans in the annals of that
+country. Still, a man capable of distorting history as Nicolovius
+distorted it could always find a parallel to anything anywhere.
+
+When the meal was about half over, Queed said:--
+
+"You slept badly last night, didn't you?"
+
+"Yes--my old enemy. The attack soon passed. However, you may be sure
+that it is a comfort at such times to know that I am not alone."
+
+"If you should need any--ahem--assistance, I assume that you will call
+me," said Queed, after a pause.
+
+"Thank you. You can hardly realize what your presence here, your
+companionship and, I hope I may say, your friendship, mean to me."
+
+Queed glanced at him over the table, and hastily turned his glance away.
+He had surprised Nicolovius looking at him with a curiously tender look
+in his black diamond eyes.
+
+The young man went to the office that night, worried by two highly
+irritating ideas. One was that Nicolovius was most unjustifiably
+permitting himself to become dependent upon him. The other was that it
+was very peculiar that a Fenian refugee should care to express
+slanderous views of the soldiers of a Lost Cause. Both thoughts, once
+introduced into the young man's mind, obstinately stuck there.
+
+
+
+
+XX
+
+ _Meeting of the Post Directors to elect a Successor to Colonel
+ Cowles; Charles Gardiner West's Sensible Remarks on Mr. Queed; Mr.
+ West's Resignation from Old Blaines College, and New Consecration
+ to the Uplift._
+
+
+The _Post_ directors gathered in special meeting on Monday. Their first
+act was to adopt some beautiful resolutions, prepared by Charles
+Gardiner West, in memory of the editor who had served the paper so long
+and so well. Next they changed the organization of the staff, splitting
+the late Colonel's heavy duties in two, by creating the separate
+position of managing editor; this official to have complete authority
+over the news department of the paper, as the editor had over its
+editorial page. The directors named Evan Montague, the able city editor
+of the Post, to fill the new position, while promoting the strongest of
+the reporters to fill the city desk.
+
+The chairman, Stewart Byrd, then announced that he was ready to receive
+nominations for, or hear discussion about, the editorship.
+
+One of the directors, Mr. Hopkins, observed that, as he viewed it, the
+directors should not feel restricted to local timber in the choice of a
+successor to the Colonel. He said that the growing importance of the
+_Post_ entitled it to an editor of the first ability, and that the
+directors should find such a one, whether in New York, or Boston, or San
+Francisco.
+
+Another director, Mr. Boggs, remarked that it did not necessarily follow
+that a thoroughly suitable man must be a New York, Boston, or San
+Francisco man. Unless he was greatly deceived, there was an eminently
+suitable man, not merely in the city, but in the office of the _Post_,
+where, since Colonel Cowles's death, he was doing fourteen hours of
+excellent work per day for the sum of fifteen hundred dollars per annum.
+
+"Mr. Boggs's point," said Mr. Hickok, a third director, who looked
+something like James E. Winter, "is exceedingly well taken. A United
+States Senator from a Northern State is a guest in my house for Reunion
+week. The Senator reads the editorials in the _Post_ with marked
+attention, has asked me the name of the writer, and has commended some
+of his utterances most highly. The Senator tells me that he never reads
+the editorials in his own paper--a Boston paper, Mr. Hopkins, by the
+bye--his reason being that they are never worth reading."
+
+Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter, fourth and fifth directors, were much struck
+with Mr. Hickok's statement. They averred that they had made a point of
+reading the _Post_ editorials during the Colonel's absence, with a view
+to sizing up the assistant, and had been highly pleased with the
+character of his work.
+
+Mr. Wilmerding, a sixth director, declared that the Colonel had, in
+recent months, more than once remarked to him that the young man was
+entirely qualified to be his successor. In fact, the Colonel had once
+said that he meant to retire before a great while, and, of course with
+the directors' approval, turn over the editorial helm to the assistant.
+Therefore, he, Mr. Wilmerding, had pleasure in nominating Mr. Queed for
+the position of editor of the _Post_.
+
+Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter said that they had pleasure in seconding this
+nomination.
+
+Mr. Charles Gardiner West, a seventh director, was recognized for a few
+remarks. Mr. West expressed his intense gratification over what had been
+said in eulogy of Mr. Queed. This gratification, some might argue, was
+not wholly disinterested, since it was Mr. West who had discovered Mr.
+Queed and sent him to the _Post_. To praise the able editor was
+therefore to praise the alert, watchful, and discriminating director.
+(Smiles.) Seriously, Mr. Queed's work, especially during the last few
+months, had been of the highest order, and Mr. West, having worked
+beside him more than once, ventured to say that he appreciated his
+valuable qualities better than any other director. If the Colonel had
+but lived a year or two longer, there could not, in his opinion, be the
+smallest question as to what step the honorable directors should now
+take. But as it was, Mr. West, as Mr. Queed's original sponsor on the
+_Post_, felt it his duty to call attention to two things. The first was
+the young man's extreme youth. The second was the fact that he was a
+stranger to the State, having lived there less than two years. At his
+present rate of progress, it was of course patent to any observer that
+he was a potential editor of the _Post_, and a great one. But might it
+not be, on the whole, desirable--Mr. West merely suggested the idea in
+the most tentative way, and wholly out of his sense of sponsorship for
+Mr. Queed--to give him a little longer chance to grow and broaden and
+learn, before throwing the highest responsibility and the final honors
+upon him?
+
+Mr. West's graceful and sensible remarks made a distinct impression upon
+the directors, and Mr. Hopkins took occasion to say that it was
+precisely such thoughts as these that had led him to suggest looking
+abroad for a man. Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter asserted that they would
+deprecate doing anything that Mr. West, with his closer knowledge of
+actual conditions, thought premature. Mr. Boggs admitted that the
+ability to write editorials of the first order was not all that should
+be required of the editor of the _Post_. It might be doubtful, thought
+he, whether so young a man could represent the _Post_ properly on
+occasions of a semi-public nature, or in emergency situations such as
+occasionally arose in an editorial office.
+
+Mr. Wilmerding inquired the young man's age, and upon being told that he
+was under twenty-six, remarked that only very exceptional abilities
+could counteract such youth as that.
+
+"That," said Mr. Hickok, glancing cursorily at Charles Gardiner West,
+"is exactly the sort of abilities Mr. Queed possesses."
+
+Discussion flagged. The chairman asked if they were ready for a vote
+upon Mr. Queed.
+
+"No, no--let's take our time," said Mr. Wilmerding.
+
+"Perhaps somebody has other nominations to offer."
+
+No one seemed to have other nominations to offer. Some minutes were
+consumed by random suggestions and unprogressive recommendations. Busy
+directors began to look at their watches.
+
+"Look here, Gard--I mean Mr. West," suddenly said young Theodore Fyne,
+the baby of the board. "Why couldn't we persuade _you_ to take the
+editorship?... Resign from the college, you know?"
+
+"Now you _have_ said something!" cried Mr. Hopkins, enthusiastically.
+
+Mr. West, by a word and a gesture, indicated that the suggestion was
+preposterous and the conversation highly unwelcome.
+
+But it was obvious that young Mr. Fyne's suggestion had caught the
+directors at sight. Mr. Shorter and Mr. Porter affirmed that they had
+not ventured to hope, etc., etc., but that if Mr. West could be induced
+to consider the position, no choice would appear to them so
+eminently--etc., etc. So said Mr. Boggs. So said Messrs. Hopkins, Fyne,
+and Wilmerding.
+
+Mr. Hickok, the director who resembled James E. Winter, looked out of
+the window.
+
+Mr. West, obviously restive under these tributes, was constrained to
+state his position more fully. For more than one reason which should be
+evident, he said, the mention of his name in this connection was most
+embarrassing and distasteful to him. While thanking the directors
+heartily for their evidences of good-will, he therefore begged them to
+desist, and proceed with the discussion of other candidates.
+
+"In that case," said Mr. Hickok, "it appears to be the reluctant duty of
+the nominator to withdraw Mr. West's name."
+
+But the brilliant young man's name, once thrown into the arena, could no
+more be withdrawn than the fisherman of legend could restore the genie
+to the bottle, or Pandora get her pretty gifts back into the box again.
+There was the idea, fairly out and vastly alluring. The kindly directors
+pressed it home. No doubt they, as well as Plonny Neal, appreciated that
+Blaines College did not give the young man a fair field for his talents;
+and certainly they knew with admiration the articles with which he
+sometimes adorned the columns of their paper. Of all the directors, they
+now pointed out, he had stood closest to Colonel Cowles, and was most
+familiar with the traditions and policies of the _Post_. Their urgings
+increased in force and persistence; perhaps they felt encouraged by a
+certain want of finality in the young man's tone; and at length West was
+compelled to make yet another statement.
+
+He was, he explained, utterly disconcerted at the turn the discussion
+had taken, and found the situation so embarrassing that he must ask his
+friends, the directors, to extricate him from it at once. The editorship
+of the _Post_ was an office which he, personally, had never aspired to,
+but it would be presumption for him to deny that he regarded it as a
+post which would reflect honor upon any one. He was willing to admit, in
+this confidential circle, moreover, that he had taken up college work
+chiefly with the ambition of assisting Blaines over a critical year or
+two in its history, and that, to put it only generally, he was not
+indefinitely bound to his present position. But under the present
+circumstances, as he said, he could not consent to any discussion of his
+name; and unless the directors would agree to drop him from further
+consideration, which he earnestly preferred, he must reluctantly suggest
+adjournment.
+
+"An interregnum," said Mr. Hickok, looking out of the window, "is an
+unsatisfactory, not to say a dangerous thing. Would it not be better,
+since we are gathered for that purpose, to take decisive action to-day?"
+
+"What is your pleasure, gentlemen?" inquired Chairman Byrd.
+
+Mr. Hickok was easily overruled. The directors seized eagerly on Mr.
+West's suggestion. On motion of Mr. Hopkins, seconded by Mr. Shorter and
+Mr. Porter, the meeting stood adjourned to the third day following at
+noon.
+
+On the second day following the _Post_ carried the interesting
+announcement that Mr. West had resigned from the presidency of Blaines
+College, a bit of news which his friends read with sincere pleasure. The
+account of the occurrence gave one to understand that all Mr. West's
+well-known persuasiveness had been needed to force the trustees to
+accept his resignation. And when James E. Winter read this part of it,
+at his suburban breakfast, he first laughed, and then swore. The same
+issue of the _Post_ carried an editorial, mentioning in rather a sketchy
+way the benefits Mr. West had conferred upon Blaines College, and paying
+a high and confident tribute to his qualities as a citizen. The young
+acting-editor, who never wrote what he did not think, had taken much
+pains with this editorial, especially the sketchy part. Of course the
+pestiferous _Chronicle_ took an entirely different view of the
+situation. "The _Chronicle_ has won its great fight," so it nervily
+said, "against classism in Blames College." And it had the vicious taste
+to add: "Nothing in Mr. West's presidential life became him like the
+leaving of it."
+
+On the third day the directors met again. With characteristic delicacy
+of feeling, West remained away from the meeting. However, Mr. Hopkins,
+who seemed to know what he was talking about, at once expressed his
+conviction that they might safely proceed to the business which had
+brought them together.
+
+"Perceiving clearly that I represent a minority view," said Mr. Hickok,
+"I request the director who nominated Mr. Queed to withdraw his name. I
+think it proper that our action should be unanimous. But I will say,
+frankly, that if Mr. Queed's name remains before the board, I shall vote
+for him, since I consider him from every point of view the man for the
+position."
+
+Mr. Queed's name having been duly withdrawn, the directors unanimously
+elected Charles Gardiner West to the editorship of the _Post_. By a
+special resolution introduced by Mr. Hopkins, they thanked Mr. Queed for
+his able conduct of the editorial page in the absence of the editor, and
+voted him an increased honorarium of eighteen hundred dollars a year.
+
+The directors adjourned, and Mr. Hickok stalked out, looking more like
+James E. Winter than ever. The other directors, however, looked highly
+gratified at themselves. They went out heartily congratulating each
+other. By clever work they had secured for their paper the services of
+one of the ablest, most gifted, most polished and popular young men in
+the State. Nevertheless, though they never knew it, their action was
+decidedly displeasing to at least one faithful reader of the _Post_, to
+wit, Miss Charlotte Lee Weyland, of the Department of Charities. Sharlee
+felt strongly that Mr. Queed should have had the editorship, then and
+there. It might be said that she had trained him up for exactly that
+position. Of course, Mr. West, her very good friend, would make an
+editor of the first order. But, with all the flocks that roamed upon his
+horizon, ought he to have reached out and plucked the one ewe lamb of
+the poor assistant? Besides, she thought that Mr. West ought to have
+remained at Blaines College.
+
+But how could she maintain this attitude of criticism when the new
+editor himself, bursting in upon her little parlor in a golden nimbus of
+optimism, radiant good humor and success, showed up the shallowness and
+the injustice of it?
+
+"To have that college off my neck--Whew! I'm as happy, my friend, as a
+schoolboy on the first day of vacation. I haven't talked much about it
+to you," continued Mr. West, "for it's a bore to listen to other
+people's troubles--but that college had become a perfect old man of the
+sea! The relief is glorious! I'm bursting with energy and enthusiasm and
+big plans for the _Post_."
+
+"And Mr. Queed?" said Sharlee. "Was he much disappointed?"
+
+West was a little surprised at the question, but he gathered from her
+tone that she thought Mr. Queed had some right to be.
+
+"Why, I think not," he answered, decisively. "Why in the world should he
+be? Of course it means only a delay of a year or two for him, at the
+most. I betray no confidence when I tell you that I do not expect to
+remain editor of the _Post_ forever."
+
+Sharlee appeared struck by this summary of the situation, which, to tell
+the truth, had never occurred to her. Therefore, West went on to sketch
+it more in detail to her.
+
+"The last thing in the world that I would do," said he, "is to stand in
+that boy's light. My one wish is to push him to the front just as fast
+as he can stride. Why, I discovered Queed--you and I did, that is--and I
+think I may claim to have done something toward training him. To speak
+quite frankly, the situation was this: In spite of his great abilities,
+he is still very young and inexperienced. Give him a couple of years in
+which to grow and broaden and get his bearings more fully, and he will
+be the very best man in sight for the place. On the other hand, if he
+were thrust prematurely into great responsibility, he would be almost
+certain to make some serious error, some fatal break, which would impair
+his usefulness, and perhaps ruin it forever. Do you see my point? As his
+sponsor on the _Post_, it seemed to me unwise and unfair to expose him
+to the risks of forcing his pace. That's the whole story. I'm not the
+king at all. I'm only the regent during the king's minority."
+
+Sharlee now saw how unjust she had been, to listen to the small whisper
+of doubt of West's entire magnanimity.
+
+"You are much wiser and farther-sighted than I."
+
+"Perish the thought!"
+
+"I'm glad my little Doctor--only he isn't either little or very much of
+a doctor any more--has such a good friend at court."
+
+"Nonsense. It was only what anybody who stopped to think a moment would
+have done."
+
+"Not everybody who stops to think is so generous...."
+
+This thought, too, Mr. West abolished by a word.
+
+"But you will like the work, won't you!" continued Sharlee, still
+self-reproachful. "I do hope you will."
+
+"I shall like it immensely," said West, above pretending, as some
+regents would have done, that he was martyring himself for his friend,
+the king. "Where can you find any bigger or nobler work? At Blames
+College of blessed memory, the best I could hope for was to reach and
+influence a handful of lumpish boys. How tremendously broader is the
+opportunity on the _Post!_ Think of having a following of a hundred
+thousand readers a day! (You allow three or four readers to a copy, you
+know.) Think of talking every morning to such an audience as that,
+preaching progress and high ideals, courage and honesty and kindness and
+faith--moulding their opinions and beliefs, their ambitions, their very
+habits of thought, as I think they ought to be moulded ..."
+
+He talked in about this vein till eleven o'clock, and Sharlee listened
+with sincere admiration. Nevertheless, he left her still troubled by a
+faint doubt as to how Mr. Queed himself felt about what had been done
+for his larger good. But when she next saw Queed, only a few days later,
+this doubt instantly dissolved and vanished. She had never seen him less
+inclined to indict the world and his fortune.
+
+
+
+
+XXI
+
+ _Queed sits on the Steps with Sharlee, and sees Some Old Soldiers
+ go marching by._
+
+
+Far as the eye could see, either way, the street was two parallels of
+packed humanity. Both sidewalks, up and down, were loaded to capacity
+and spilling off surplus down the side-streets. Navigation was next to
+impossible; as for crossing you were a madman to think of such a thing.
+At the sidewalks' edge policemen patrolled up and down in the street
+with their incessant cry of "Back there!"--pausing now and then to
+dislodge small boys from trees, whither they had climbed at enormous
+peril to themselves and innocent by-standers. Bunting, flags, streamers
+were everywhere; now and then a floral arch bearing words of welcome
+spanned the roadway; circus day in a small town was not a dot upon the
+atmosphere of thrilled expectancy so all-pervasive here. It was, in
+fact, the crowning occasion of the Confederate Reunion, and the fading
+remnants of Lee's armies were about to pass in annual parade and review.
+
+Mrs. Weyland's house stood full on the line of march. It was the house
+she had come to as a bride; she owned it; and because it could not
+easily be converted over her head into negotiable funds, it had escaped
+the predacious clutches of Henry G. Surface. After the crash, it would
+doubtless have been sensible to sell it and take something cheaper; but
+sentiment made her cling to this house, and her daughter, in time, went
+to work to uphold sentiment's hands. It was not a large house, or a fine
+one, but it did have a very comfortable little porch. To-day this porch
+was beautifully decorated, like the whole town, with the colors of two
+countries, one living and one dead; and the decorations for the dead
+were three times greater than the decorations for the living. And why
+not? Yet, at that, Sharlee was liberal-minded and a thorough-going
+nationalist. On some houses, the decorations for the dead were five
+times greater, like Benjamin's mess; on others, ten times; on yet
+others, no colors at all floated but the beloved Stars and Bars.
+
+Upon the steps of Mrs. Weyland's porch sat Mr. Queed, come by special
+invitation of Mrs. Weyland's daughter to witness the parade.
+
+The porch, being so convenient for seeing things, was hospitably taxed
+to its limits. New people kept turning in at the gate, mostly ladies,
+mostly white-haired ladies wearing black, and Sharlee was incessantly
+springing up to greet them. However, Queed, feeling that the proceedings
+might be instructive to him, had had the foresight to come early, before
+the sidewalks solidified with spectators; and at first, and
+spasmodically thereafter, he had some talk with Sharlee.
+
+"So you didn't forget?" she said, in greeting him.
+
+He eyed her reflectively. "When I was seven years old," he began, "Tim
+once asked me to attend to something for him while he went out for a
+minute. It was to mind some bacon that he had put on to broil for
+supper. I became absorbed in a book I was reading, and Tim came back to
+find the bacon a crisp. I believe I have never forgotten anything from
+that day to this. You have a holiday at the Department?"
+
+"Why, do you suppose we'd work to-day!" said Sharlee, and introduced him
+to her mother, who, having attentively overheard his story of Tim and
+the bacon, proceeded to look him over with some care.
+
+Sharlee left them for a moment, and came back bearing a flag about the
+size of a man's visiting card.
+
+"You are one of us, aren't you? I have brought you," she said, "your
+colors."
+
+Queed looked and recognized the flag that was everywhere in predominance
+that day. "And what will it mean if I wear it?"
+
+"Only," said Sharlee, "that you love the South."
+
+Vaguely Queed saw in her blue-spar eyes the same kind of softness that
+he noticed in people's voices this afternoon, a softness which somehow
+reminded him of a funeral, Fifi's or Colonel Cowles's.
+
+"Oh, very well, if you like."
+
+Sharlee put the flag in his buttonhole under her mother's watchful gaze.
+Then she got cushions and straw-mats, and explained their uses in
+connection with steps. Next, she gave a practical demonstration of the
+same by seating the young man, and sitting down beside him.
+
+"One thing I have noticed about loving the South. Everybody does it, who
+takes the trouble to know us. Look at the people!--millions and
+millions...."
+
+"Colonel Cowles would have liked this."
+
+"Yes--dear old man." Sharlee paused a moment, and then went on. "He was
+in the parade last year--on the beautifullest black horse--You never saw
+anything so handsome as he looked that day. It was in Savannah, and I
+went. I was a maid of honor, but my real duties were to keep him from
+marching around in the hot sun all day. And now this year ... You see,
+that is what makes it so sad. When these old men go tramping by,
+everybody is thinking: 'Hundreds of them won't be here next year, and
+hundreds more the next year, and soon will come a year when there won't
+be any parade at all."
+
+She sprang up to welcome a new arrival, whom she greeted as either Aunt
+Mary or Cousin Maria, we really cannot undertake to say which.
+
+Queed glanced over the group on the porch, to most of whom he had been
+introduced, superfluously, as it seemed to him. There must have been
+twenty or twenty-five of them; some seated, some standing at the rail,
+some sitting near him on the steps; but all, regardless of age and sex,
+wearing the Confederate colors. He noticed particularly the white-haired
+old ladies, and somehow their faces, also, put him in mind of Fifi's or
+Colonel Cowles's funeral.
+
+Sharlee came and sat down by him again. "Mr. Queed," said she, "I don't
+know whether you expect sympathy about what the _Post_ directors did, or
+congratulations."
+
+"Oh, congratulations," he answered at once. "Considering that they
+wanted to discharge me a year ago, I should say that the testimonial
+they gave me represented a rather large change of front."
+
+"Personally, I think it is splendid. But the important thing is: does it
+satisfy _you?_"
+
+"Oh, quite." He added: "If they had gone outside for a man, I might have
+felt slighted. It is very different with a man like West. I am perfectly
+willing to wait. You may remember that I did not promise to be editor in
+any particular year."
+
+"I know. And when they do elect you--you see I say when, and not
+if--shall you pitch it in their faces, as you said?"
+
+"No--I have decided to keep it--for a time at any rate."
+
+Sharlee smiled, but it was an inward smile and he never knew anything
+about it. "Have you gotten really interested in the work--personally
+interested, I mean?"
+
+He hesitated. "I hardly like to say how much."
+
+"The more you become interested in it--and I believe it will be
+progressive--the less you will mind saying so."
+
+"It is a strange interest--utterly unlike me--"
+
+"How do you know it isn't more like you than anything you ever did in
+your life?"
+
+That struck him to silence; he gave her a quick inquiring glance, and
+looked away at once; and Sharlee, for the moment entirely oblivious of
+the noise and the throng all about her, went on.
+
+"I called that a magnificent boast once--about your being editor of the
+_Post_. Do you remember? Isn't it time I was confessing that you have
+got the better of me?"
+
+"I think it is too soon," he answered, in his quietest voice, "to say
+whether I have got the better of you, or you have got the better of
+me."
+
+Sharlee looked off down the street. "But you certainly will be editor of
+the _Post_ some day."
+
+"As I recall it, we did not speak only of editorial writing that night."
+
+"Oh, listen ...!"
+
+From far away floated the strains of "Dixie," crashed out by forty
+bands. The crowd on the sidewalks stirred; prolonged shouts went up; and
+now all those who were seated on the porch arose at one motion and came
+forward.
+
+Sharlee had to spring up to greet still another relative. She came back
+in a moment, sincerely hoping that Mr. Queed would resume the
+conversation which her exclamation had interrupted. But he spoke of
+quite a different matter, a faint cloud on his intelligent brow.
+
+"You should hear Professor Nicolovius on these veterans of yours."
+
+"What does he say about them? Something hateful, I'm sure."
+
+"Among other things, that they are a lot of professional beggars who
+have lived for forty years on their gray uniforms, and can best serve
+their country by dying with all possible speed. Do you know," he mused,
+"if you could hear him, I believe you would be tempted to guess that he
+is a former Union officer--who got into trouble, perhaps, and was
+cashiered."
+
+"But of course you know all about him?"
+
+"No," said he, honest, but looking rather annoyed at having given her
+such an opening, "I know only what he told me."
+
+"Sharlee," came her mother's voice from the rear, "are you sitting on
+the cold stone?"
+
+"No, mother. Two mats and a cushion."
+
+"Well, he is not a Union officer," said Sharlee to Queed, "for if he
+were, he would not be bitter. All the bitterness nowadays comes from the
+non-combatants, the camp-followers, the sutlers, and the cowards. Look,
+Mr. Queed! _Look!_"
+
+The street had become a tumult, the shouting grew into a roar. Two
+squares away the head of the parade swept into view, and drew steadily
+nearer. Mr. Queed looked, and felt a thrill in despite of himself.
+
+At the head of the column came the escort, with the three regimental
+bands, mounted and bicycle police, city officials, visiting military,
+sons of veterans, and the militia, including the resplendent Light
+Infantry Blues of Richmond, a crack drill regiment with an honorable
+history dating from 1789, and the handsomest uniforms ever seen. Behind
+the escort rode the honored commander-in-chief of the veterans, and
+staff, the grand marshal and staff, and a detachment of mounted
+veterans. The general commanding rode a dashing white horse, which he
+sat superbly despite his years, and received an ovation all along the
+line. An even greater ovation went to two festooned carriages which
+rolled behind the general staff: they contained four black-clad women,
+no longer young, who bore names that had been dear to the hearts of the
+Confederacy. After these came the veterans afoot, stepping like
+youngsters, for that was their pride, in faded equipments which
+contrasted sharply with the shining trappings of the militia. They
+marched by state divisions, each division marshaled into brigades, each
+brigade subdivided again into camps. At the head of each division rode
+the major-general and staff, and behind each staff came a carriage
+containing the state's sponsor and maids of honor. And everywhere there
+were bands, bands playing "Dixie," and the effect would have been even
+more glorious, if only any two of them had played the same part of it at
+the same time.
+
+Everybody was standing. It is doubtful if in all the city there was
+anybody sitting now, save those restrained by physical disabilities.
+Conversation on the Weyland piazza became exceedingly disjointed.
+Everybody was excitedly calling everybody else's attention to things
+that seemed particularly important in the passing spectacle. To Queed
+the amount these people appeared to know about it all was amazing. All
+during the afternoon he heard Sharlee identifying fragments of
+regiments with a sureness of knowledge that he, an authority on
+knowledge, marveled at.
+
+The escort passed, and the officers and staffs drew on. The fine-figured
+old commander-in-chief, when he came abreast, turned and looked full at
+the Weyland piazza, seemed to search it for a face, and swept his plumed
+hat to his stirrup in a profound bow. The salute was greeted on the
+porch with a burst of hand-clapping and a great waving of flags.
+
+"That was for my grandmother. He was in love with her in 1850," said
+Sharlee to Queed, and immediately whisked away to tell something else to
+somebody else.
+
+One of the first groups of veterans in the line, heading the Virginia
+Division, was the popular R.E. Lee Camp of Richmond. All afternoon they
+trod to the continual accompaniment of cheers. No exclusive "show"
+company ever marched in better time than these septuagenarians, and this
+was everywhere the subject of comment. A Grand Army man stood in the
+press on the sidewalk, and, struck by the gallant step of the old
+fellows, yelled out good-naturedly:--
+
+"You boys been drillin' to learn to march like that, haven't you?"
+
+Instantly a white-beard in the ranks called back: "No, sir! _We never
+have forgot!_"
+
+Other camps were not so rhythmic in their tread. Some of the lines were
+very dragging and straggly; the old feet shuffled and faltered in a way
+which showed that their march was nearly over. Not fifty yards away from
+Queed, one veteran pitched out of the ranks; he was lifted up and
+received into the house opposite which he fell. Sadder than the men were
+the old battle-flags, soiled wisps that the aged hands held aloft with
+the most solicitous care. The flag-poles were heavy and the men's arms
+weaker than once they were; sometimes two or even three men acted
+jointly as standard-bearer.
+
+These old flags, mere unrecognizable fragments as many of them were,
+were popular with the onlookers. Each as it marched by, was hailed with
+a new roar. Of course there were many tears. There was hardly anybody in
+all that crowd, over fifty years old, in whom the sight of these fast
+dwindling ranks did not stir memories of some personal bereavement. The
+old ladies on the porch no longer used their handkerchiefs chiefly for
+waving. Queed saw one of them wave hers frantically toward a drooping
+little knot of passing gray-coats, and then fall back into a chair, the
+same handkerchief at her eyes. Sharlee, who was explaining everything
+that anybody wanted to know, happened to be standing near him; she
+followed his glance and whispered gently:--
+
+"Her husband and two of her brothers were killed at Gettysburg. Her
+husband was in Pickett's Division. Those were Pickett's men that just
+passed--about all there are left now."
+
+A little while afterwards, she added: "It is not so gay as one of your
+Grand Army Days, is it? You see ... it all comes home very close to us.
+Those old men that can't be with us much longer are our mothers'
+brothers, and sweethearts, and uncles, and fathers. They went out so
+young--so brave and full of hope--they poured out by hundreds of
+thousands. Down this very street they marched, no more than boys, and
+our mothers stood here where we are standing, to bid them godspeed. And
+now look at what is left of them, straggling by. There is nobody on this
+porch--but you--who did not lose somebody that was dear to them. And
+then there was our pride ... for we were proud. So that is why our old
+ladies cry to-day."
+
+"And why your young ladies cry, too?"
+
+"Oh, ... I am not crying."
+
+"Don't you suppose I know when people are crying and when they
+aren't?--Why do you do it?"
+
+Sharlee lowered her eyes. "Well ... it's all pretty sad, you know ...
+pretty sad."
+
+She turned away, leaving him to his own devices. From his place on the
+top step, Queed turned and let his frank glance run over the ladies on
+the porch. The sadness of face that he had noticed earlier had dissolved
+and precipitated now: there was hardly a dry eye on that porch but his
+own. What were they all crying for? Miss Weyland's explanation did not
+seem very convincing. The war had ended a generation ago. The whole
+thing had been over and done with many years before she was born.
+
+He turned again, and looked out with unseeing eyes over the thick
+street, with the thin strip of parade moving down the middle of it. He
+guessed that these ladies on the porch were not crying for definite
+brothers, or fathers, or sweethearts they had lost. People didn't do
+that after forty years; here was Fifi only dead a year, and he never saw
+anybody crying for her. No, they were weeping over an idea; it was
+sentiment, and a vague, misty, unreasonable sentiment at that. And yet
+he could not say that Miss Weyland appeared simply foolish with those
+tears in her eyes. No, the girl somehow managed to give the effect of
+seeing farther into things than he himself.... Her tears evidently were
+in the nature of a tribute: she was paying them to an idea. Doubtless
+there was a certain largeness about that. But obviously the paying of
+such a tribute could do no possible good--unless--to the payer. Was
+there anything in that?--in the theory....
+
+Unusual bursts of cheering broke their way into his consciousness, and
+he recalled himself to see a squad of negro soldiers, all very old men,
+hobbling by. These were of the faithful, whom no number of proclamations
+could shake from allegiance to Old Marster. One of them declared himself
+to be Stonewall Jackson's cook. Very likely Stonewall Jackson's cooks
+are as numerous as once were ladies who had been kissed by LaFayette,
+but at any rate this old negro was the object of lively interest all
+along the line. He was covered with reunion badges, and carried two live
+chickens under his arm.
+
+Queed went down to the bottom step, the better to hear the comments of
+the onlookers, for this was what interested him most. He found himself
+standing next to an exceptionally clean-cut young fellow of about his
+own age. This youth appeared a fine specimen of the sane, wholesome,
+successful young American business man. Yet he was behaving like a
+madman, yelling like Bedlam, wildly flaunting his hat--a
+splendid-looking Panama--now and then savagely brandishing his fists at
+an unseen foe. Queed heard him saying fiercely, apparently to the world
+at large: "They couldn't lick us now. By the Lord, they couldn't lick us
+now!"
+
+Queed said to him: "You were badly outnumbered when they licked you."
+
+Flaunting his hat passionately at the thin columns, the young man
+shouted into space: "Outnumbered--outarmed--outequipped--outrationed--but
+not outgeneraled, sir, not outsoldiered, not outmanned!"
+
+"You seem a little excited about it. Yet you've had forty years to get
+used to it."
+
+"Ah," brandished the young man at the soldiers, a glad battlenote
+breaking into his voice, "I'm being addressed by a Yankee, am I?"
+
+"No," said Queed, "you are being addressed by an American."
+
+"That's a fair reply," said the young man; and consented to take his
+eyes from the parade a second to glance at the author of it. "Hello!
+You're Doc--Mr. Queed, aren't you?"
+
+Queed, surprised, admitted his identity.
+
+"Ye-a-a-a!" said the young man, in a mighty voice. This time he shouted
+it directly at a tall old gentleman whose horse was just then dancing
+by. The gentleman smiled, and waved his hand at the flaunted Panama.
+
+"A fine-looking man," said Queed.
+
+"My father," said the young man. "God bless his heart!"
+
+"Was your father in the war?"
+
+"Was he in the war? My dear sir, you might say that he was the war. But
+you could scrape this town with a fine-tooth comb without finding
+anybody of his age that wasn't in the war."
+
+The necessity for a new demonstration checked his speech for a moment.
+
+Queed said: "Who are these veterans? What sort of people are they?"
+
+"The finest fellows in the world," said the young man. "An occasional
+dead-beat among them, of course, but it's amazing how high an average of
+character they strike, considering that they came out of four years of
+war--war's demoralizing, you know!--with only their shirts to their
+backs, and often those were only borrowed. You'll find some mighty solid
+business men in the ranks out there, and then on down to the humblest
+occupations. Look! See that little one-legged man with the beard that
+everybody's cheering! That's Corporal Henkel of Petersburg, commended I
+don't know how many times for bravery, and they would have given him the
+town for a keepsake when it was all over, if he had wanted it. Well,
+Henkel's a cobbler--been one since '65--and let me tell you he's a
+blamed good one, and if you're ever in Petersburg and want any
+half-soling done, let me tell you--Yea-a-a! See that trim-looking one
+with the little mustache--saluting now? He tried to save Stonewall
+Jackson's life on the 2d of May, 1863,--threw himself in front of him
+and got badly potted. He's a D.D. now. Yea-a-a-a!"
+
+A victoria containing two lovely young girls, sponsor and maid of honor
+for South Carolina, dressed just alike, with parasols and enormous hats,
+rolled by. The girls smiled kindly at the young man, and he went through
+a very proper salute.
+
+"Watch the people!" he dashed on eagerly. "Wonderful how they love these
+old soldiers, isn't it?--they'd give 'em anything! And what a fine thing
+that is for them!--for the people, not the soldiers, I mean. I tell you
+we all give too much time to practical things--business--making
+money--taking things away from each other. It's a fine thing to have a
+day now and then which appeals to just the other side of us--a regular
+sentimental spree. Do you see what I mean? Maybe I'm talking like an
+ass.... But when you talk about Americans, Mr. Queed--let me tell you
+that there isn't a State in the country that is raising better
+Americans than we are raising right here in this city. We're as solid
+for the Union as Boston. But that isn't saying that we have forgotten
+all about the biggest happening in our history--the thing that threw
+over our civilization, wiped out our property, and turned our State into
+a graveyard. If we forgot that, we wouldn't be Americans, because we
+wouldn't be men."
+
+He went on fragmentarily, ever and anon interrupting himself to give
+individual ovations to his heroes and his gods:--
+
+"Through the North and West you may have one old soldier to a village;
+here we have one to a house. For you it was a foreign war, which meant
+only dispatches in the newspapers. For us it was a war on our own front
+lawns, and the way we followed it was by the hearses backing up to the
+door. You can hardly walk a mile in any direction out of this city
+without stumbling upon an old breastworks. And in the city--well, you
+know all the great old landmarks, all around us as we stand here now. On
+this porch behind us sits a lady who knew Lee well. Many's the talk she
+had with him after the war. My mother, a bride then, sat in the pew
+behind Davis that Sunday he got the message which meant that the war was
+over. History! Why this old town drips with it. Do you think we should
+forget our heroes, Mr. Queed? Up there in Massachusetts, if you have a
+place where John Samuel Quincy Adams once stopped for a cup of tea, you
+fence it off, put a brass plate on the front door, and charge a nickel
+to go in. Which will history say is the greater man, Sam Adams or Robert
+F. Lee? If these were Washington's armies going by, you would probably
+feel a little excited, though you have had a hundred and twenty years to
+get used to Yorktown and the Philadelphia Congress. Well, Washington is
+no more to the nation than Lee is to the South.
+
+"But don't let anybody get concerned about our patriotism. We're better
+Americans, not worse, because of days like these, the reason being, as I
+say, that we are better men. And if your old Uncle Sammy gets into
+trouble some day, never fear but we'll be on hand to pull him out, with
+the best troops that ever stepped, and another Lee to lead them."
+
+Somewhere during the afternoon there had returned to Queed the words in
+which Sharlee Weyland had pointed out to him--quite unnecessarily--that
+he was standing here between two civilizations. On the porch now sat
+Miss Weyland's grandmother, representative of the dead aristocracy. By
+his side stood, clearly, a representative of the rising democracy--one
+of those "splendid young men" who, the girl thought, would soon be
+beating the young men of the North at every turn. It was valuable
+professionally to catch the point of view of these new democrats; and
+now he had grasped the fact that whatever the changes in outward form,
+it had an unbroken sentimental continuity with the type which it was
+replacing.
+
+"Did you ever hear Ben Hill's tribute to Lee?" inquired the young man
+presently.
+
+Queed happened to know it very well. However, the other could not be
+restrained from reciting it for his own satisfaction.
+
+"It is good--a good piece of writing and a fine tribute," said Queed.
+"However, I read a shorter and in some ways an even better one in
+_Harper's Weekly_ the other day."
+
+"_Harper's Weekly!_ Good Heavens! They'll find out that William Lloyd
+Garrison was for us next. What'd it say?"
+
+"It was in answer to some correspondents who called Lee a traitor. The
+editor wrote five lines to say that, while it would be exceedingly
+difficult ever to make 'traitor' a word of honorable distinction, it
+would be done if people kept on applying it to Lee. In that case, he
+said, we should have to find a new word to mean what traitor means now."
+
+The young man thought this over until its full meaning sank into him. "I
+don't know how you could say anything finer of a man," he remarked
+presently, "than that applying a disgraceful epithet to him left him
+entirely untouched, but changed the whole meaning of the epithet. By
+George, that's pretty fine!"
+
+"My only criticism on the character, or rather on the greatness, of
+Lee," said Queed, introspectively, "is that, so far as I have ever read,
+he never got angry. One feels that a hero should be a man of terrible
+passions, so strong that once or twice in his life they get away from
+him. Washington always seems a bigger man because of his blast at
+Charles Lee."
+
+The young man seemed interested by this point of view. He said that he
+would ask Mrs. Beauregard about it.
+
+Not much later he said with a sigh: "Well!--It's about over. And now I
+must pay for my fun--duck back to the office for a special night
+session."
+
+Queed had taken a vague fancy to this youth, whose enviably pleasant
+manners reminded him somehow of Charles Gardiner West. "I supposed that
+it was only in newspaper offices that work went on without regard to
+holidays."
+
+The young man laughed, and held out his hand. "I'm very industrious, if
+you please. I'm delighted to have met you, Mr. Queed--I've known of you
+for a long time. My name's Byrd--Beverley Byrd--and I wish you'd come
+and see me some time. Good-by. I hope I haven't bored you with all my
+war-talk. I lost a grandfather and three uncles in it, and I can't help
+being interested."
+
+The last of the parade went by; the dense crowd broke and overran the
+street; and Queed stood upon the bottom step taking his leave of Miss
+Weyland. Much interested, he had lingered till the other guests were
+gone; and now there was nobody upon the porch but Miss Weyland's mother
+and grandmother, who sat at the further end of it, the eyes of both, did
+Mr. Queed but know it, upon him.
+
+"Why don't you come to see me sometimes?" the daughter and granddaughter
+was saying sweetly. "I think you will have to come now, for this was a
+party, and a party calls for a party-call. Oh, can you make as clever a
+pun as that?"
+
+"Thank you--but I never pay calls."
+
+"Oh, but you are beginning to do a good many things that you never did
+before."
+
+"Yes," he answered with curious depression. "I am."
+
+"Well, don't look so glum about it. You mustn't think that any change in
+your ways of doing is necessarily for the worse!"
+
+He refused to take up the cudgels; an uncanny thing from him. "Well! I
+am obliged to you for inviting me here to-day. It has been interesting
+and--instructive."
+
+"And now you have got us all neatly docketed on your sociological
+operating table, I suppose?"
+
+"I am inclined to think," he said slowly, "that it is you who have got
+me on the operating table again."
+
+He gave her a quick glance, at once the unhappiest and the most human
+look that she had ever seen upon his face.
+
+"No," said she, gently,--"if you are on the table, you have put yourself
+there this time."
+
+"Well, good-by--"
+
+"And are you coming to see me--to pay your party-call?"
+
+"Why should I? What is the point of these conventions--these little
+rules--?"
+
+"Don't you _like_ being with me? Don't you get a _great deal_ of
+pleasure from my society?"
+
+"I have never asked myself such a question."
+
+He was gazing at her for a third time; and a startled look sprang
+suddenly into his eyes. It was plain that he was asking himself such a
+question now. A curious change passed over his face; a kind of dawning
+consciousness which, it was obvious, embarrassed him to the point of
+torture, while he resolutely declined to flinch at it.
+
+"Yes--I get pleasure from your society."
+
+The admission turned him rather white, but he saved himself by instantly
+flinging at her: "However, _I am no hedonist_."
+
+Sharlee retired to look up hedonist in the dictionary.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Later that evening, Mrs. Weyland and her daughter being together
+upstairs, the former said:--
+
+"Sharlee, who is this Mr. Queed that you paid so much attention to on
+the porch this evening?"
+
+"Why, don't you know, mother? He is the assistant editor of the _Post_,
+and is going to be editor just the minute Mr. West retires. For you see,
+mother, everybody says that he writes the most wonderful articles,
+although I assure you, a year ago--"
+
+"Yes, but who is he? Where does he come from? Who are his people?"
+
+"Oh, I see. That is what you mean. Well, he comes from New York, where
+he led the most interesting literary sort of life, studying all the
+time, except when he was doing articles for the great reviews, or
+helping a lady up there to write a thesaurus. You see, he was fitting
+himself to compose a great work--"
+
+"Who are his people?"
+
+"Oh, that!" said Sharlee. "Well, that question is not so easy to answer
+as you might think. It opens up a peculiar situation: to begin with, he
+is a sort of an orphan, and--"
+
+"How do you mean, a sort of an orphan?"
+
+"You see, that is just where the peculiar part comes in. There is the
+heart of the whole mystery, and yet right there is the place where I
+must be reticent with you, mother, for though I know all about it, it
+was told to me confidentially--professionally, as my aunt's agent--and
+therefore--"
+
+"Do you mean that you know nothing about his people?"
+
+"I suppose it might be stated, crudely, in that way, but--"
+
+"And knowing nothing about who or what he was, you simply picked him up
+at the boarding-house, and admitted him to your friendship?"
+
+"Picking-up is not the word that the most careful mothers employ, in
+reference to their daughters' attitude toward young men. Mother, don't
+you understand? I'm a democrat."
+
+"It is not a thing," said Mrs. Weyland, with some asperity, "for a lady
+to be."
+
+Sharlee, fixing her hair in the back before the mirror, laughed long and
+merrily. "Do you dare--do you _dare_ look your own daughter in the eye
+and say she is no lady?"
+
+"Do you like this young man?" Mrs. Weyland continued.
+
+"He interests me, heaps and heaps."
+
+Mrs. Weyland sighed. "I can only say," she observed, sinking into a
+chair and picking up her book, "that such goings on were never heard of
+in my day."
+
+
+
+
+XXII
+
+ _In which Professor Nicolovius drops a Letter on the Floor, and
+ Queed conjectures that Happiness sometimes comes to Men wearing a
+ Strange Face._
+
+
+Queed sat alone in the sitting-room of the Duke of Gloucester Street
+house. His afternoon's experiences had interested him largely. By subtle
+and occult processes which defied his analysis, what he had seen and
+heard had proved mysteriously disturbing--all this outpouring of
+irrational sentiment in which he had no share. So had his conversation
+with the girl disturbed him. He was in a condition of mental unrest,
+undefined but acute; odds and ends of curious thought kicked about
+within him, challenging him to follow them down to unexplored depths.
+But he was paying no attention to them now.
+
+He sat in the sitting-room, wondering how Nicolovius had ever happened
+to think of that story about the Fenian refugee.
+
+For Queed had been gradually driven to that unpleasant point. While
+living in the old man's house, he was, despite his conscientious
+efforts, virtually spying upon him.
+
+The Fenian story had always had its questionable points; but so long as
+the two men were merely chance fellow-boarders, it did as well as any
+other. Now that they lived together, however, the multiplying
+suggestions that the old professor was something far other than he
+pretended became rather important. The young man could not help being
+aware that Nicolovius neither looked nor talked in the slightest degree
+like an Irishman. He could not help being certain that an Irishman who
+had fled to escape punishment for a political crime, in 1882, could have
+safely returned to his country long ago; and would undoubtedly have kept
+up relations with his friends overseas in the meantime. Nor could he
+help being struck with such facts as that Nicolovius, while apparently
+little interested in the occasional cables about Irish affairs, had
+become seemingly absorbed in the three days' doings of the United
+Confederate Veterans.
+
+Now it was entirely all right for the old man to have a secret, and keep
+it. There was not the smallest quarrel on that score. But it was not in
+the least all right for one man to live with another, pretending to
+believe in him, when in reality he was doubting and questioning him at
+every move. The want of candor involved in his present relations with
+Nicolovius continually fretted Queed's conscience. Ought he not in
+common honesty to tell the old man that he could not believe the Irish
+biography, leaving it to him to decide what he wanted to do about it?
+
+Nicolovius, tramping in only a few minutes behind Queed, greeted his
+young friend as blandly as ever. Physically, he seemed tired; much dust
+of city streets clung to his commonly spotless boots; but his eyes were
+so extraordinarily brilliant that Queed at first wondered if he could
+have been drinking. However, this thought died almost as soon as it was
+born.
+
+The professor walked over to the window and stood looking out, hat on
+head. Presently he said: "You saw the grand parade, I suppose? For
+indeed there was no escaping it."
+
+Queed said that he had seen it.
+
+"You had a good place to see it from, I hope?"
+
+Excellent; Miss Weyland's porch.
+
+"Ah!" said Nicolovius, with rather an emphasis, and permitted a pause to
+fall. "A most charming young lady--charming," he went on, with his note
+of velvet irony which the young man peculiarly disliked. "I hear she is
+to marry your Mr. West. An eminently suitable match in every way. Yet I
+shall not soon forget how that delightful young man defrauded you of the
+editorship."
+
+Silence from Mr. Queed, the question of the editorship having already
+been thoroughly threshed out between them.
+
+"I, too, saw the gallant proceedings," resumed Nicolovius, retracing his
+thought. "What an outfit! What an outfit!"
+
+He dropped down into his easy chair by the table, removed his straw hat
+with traces of a rare irritation in his manner, put on his black skull
+cap, and presently purred his thoughts aloud:--
+
+"No writer has yet done anything like justice to the old soldier cult in
+the post-bellum South. Doubtless it may lie out of the province of you
+historians, but what a theme for a new Thackeray! With such a fetish
+your priestcraft of the Middle Ages is not to be compared for a moment.
+There is no parallel among civilized nations; to find one you must go to
+the Voodooism of the savage black. For more than a generation all the
+intelligence of the South has been asked, nay compelled, to come and bow
+down before these alms-begging loblollies. To refuse to make obeisance
+was treason. The entire public thought of a vast section of the country
+has revolved around the figure of a worthless old grafter in a tattered
+gray shirt. Every question is settled when some moth-eaten ne'er-do-well
+lets out what is known as a 'rebel yell.' The most polished and profound
+speech conceivable is answered when a jackass mounts the platform and
+brays out something about the gallant boys in gray. The cry for
+progress, for material advancement, for moral and social betterment, is
+stifled, that everybody may have breath to shout for a flapping
+trouser's leg worn by a degraded old sot. All that your Southern
+statesmen have had to give a people who were stripped to the bone is
+fulsome rhetoric about the Wounded Warrior of Wahoo, or some other
+inflated nonentity, whereupon the mesmerized population have loyally
+fallen on their faces and shouted, 'Praise the Lord.' And all the while
+they were going through this wretched mummery, they were hungry and
+thirsty and naked--destitute in a smiling land of plenty. Do you wonder
+that I think old-soldierism is the meanest profession the Lord ever
+suffered to thrive? I tell you Baal and Moloch never took such toll of
+their idolaters as these shabby old gods of the gray shirt."
+
+"Professor Nicolovius," said Queed, with a slow smile, "where on earth
+do you exhume your ideas of Southern history?"
+
+"Observation, my dear boy! God bless us, haven't I had three years of
+this city to use my eyes and ears in? And I had a peculiar training in
+my youth," he added, retrospectively, "to fit me to see straight and
+generalize accurately."
+
+... Couldn't the man see that no persecuted Irishman ever talked in such
+a way since the world began? If he had a part to play, why in the name
+of common sense couldn't he play it respectably?
+
+Queed got up, and began strolling about the floor. In his mind was what
+Sharlee Weyland had said to him two hours before: "All the bitterness
+nowadays comes from the non-combatants, the camp-followers, the sutlers,
+and the cowards." Under which of these heads did his friend, the old
+professor, fall?... Why had he ever thought of Nicolovius as, perhaps, a
+broken Union officer? A broken Union officer would feel bitter, if at
+all, against the Union. A man who felt so bitter against the South--
+
+A resolution was rapidly hardening in the young man's mind. He felt this
+attitude of doubt and suspicion, these thoughts that he was now thinking
+about the man whose roof he shared, as an unclean spot upon his chaste
+passion for truth. He could not feel honest again until he had wiped it
+off.... And, after all, what did he owe to Nicolovius?
+
+"But I must not leave you under the impression," said Nicolovius, almost
+testily for him, "that my ideas are unique and extraordinary. They are
+shared, in fact, by Southern historians of repute and--"
+
+Queed turned on him. "But you never read Southern historians."
+
+Nicolovius had a smile for that, though his expression seemed subtly to
+shift. "I must make confession to you. Three days ago, I broke the
+habits of quarter of a century. At the second-hand shop on Centre Street
+I bought, actually, a little volume of history. It is surprising how
+these Southern manifestations have interested me."
+
+Queed was an undesirable person for any man to live with who had a
+secret to keep. His mind was relentlessly constructive; it would build
+you up the whole dinosaur from the single left great digitus. For
+apparently no reason at all, there had popped into his head a chance
+remark of Major Brooke's a year ago, which he had never thought of from
+that day to this: "I can't get over thinking that I've seen that man
+before a long time ago, when he looked entirely different, and yet
+somehow the same too."
+
+"I will show you my purchase," added Nicolovius, after a moment of
+seeming irresolution.
+
+He disappeared down the hail to his bedroom, a retreat in which Queed
+had never set foot, and returned promptly carrying a dingy duodecimo in
+worn brown leather. As he entered the room, he absently raised the
+volume to his lips and blew along the edges.
+
+Queed's mental processes were beyond his own control. "Three days old,"
+flashed into his mind, "and he blows dust from it."
+
+"What is the book?" he asked.
+
+"A very able little history of the Reconstruction era in this State. I
+have a mind to read you a passage and convert you."
+
+Nicolovius sat down, and began turning the pages. Queed stood a step
+away, watching him intently. The old man fluttered the leaves vaguely
+for a moment; then his expression shifted and, straightening up, he
+suddenly closed the book.
+
+"I don't appear to find," he said easily, "the little passage that so
+impressed me the day before yesterday. And after all, what would be the
+use of reading it to you? You impetuous young men will never listen to
+the wisdom of your elders."
+
+Smiling blandly, the subject closed, it might have been forever,
+Nicolovius reached out toward the table to flick the ash from his
+cigarette. In so doing, as luck had it, he struck the book and knocked
+it from his knees. Something shook from its pages as it dropped, and
+fell almost at Queed's feet. Mechanically he stooped to pick it up.
+
+It was a letter, at any rate an envelope, and it had fallen face up,
+full in the light of the open window. The envelope bore an address, in
+faded ink, but written in a bold legible hand. Not to save his soul
+could Queed have avoided seeing it:
+
+ _Henry G. Surface, Esq.,
+ 36 Washington Street._
+
+There was a dead silence: a silence that from matter-of-fact suddenly
+became unendurable.
+
+Queed handed the envelope to Nicolovius. Nicolovius glanced at it, while
+pretending not to, and his eyelash flickered; his face was about the
+color of cigar ashes. Queed walked away, waiting.
+
+He expected that the old man would immediately demand whether he had
+seen that name and address, or at least would immediately say something.
+But he did nothing of the sort. When Queed turned at the end of the
+room, Nicolovius was fluttering the pages of his book again, apparently
+absorbed in it, apparently quite forgetting that he had just laid it
+aside. Then Queed understood. Nicolovius did not mean to say or do
+anything. He meant to pass over the little incident altogether.
+
+However, the pretense had now reached a point when Queed could no longer
+endure it.
+
+"Perhaps, after all," said Nicolovius, in his studiously bland voice, "I
+am a little sweeping--"
+
+Queed stood in front of him, interrupting, suddenly not at ease.
+"Professor Nicolovius."
+
+"Yes?"
+
+"I must say something that will offend you, I'm afraid. For some time I
+have found myself unable to believe the--story of your life you were
+once good enough to give me."
+
+"Ah, well," said Nicolovius, engrossed in his book, "it is not required
+of you to believe it. We need have no quarrel about that."
+
+Suddenly Queed found that he hated to give the stab, but he did not
+falter.
+
+"I must be frank with you, professor. I saw whom that envelope was
+addressed to just now."
+
+"Nor need we quarrel about that."
+
+But Queed's steady gaze upon him presently grew unbearable, and at last
+the old man raised his head.
+
+"Well? Whom was it addressed to?"
+
+Queed felt disturbingly sorry for him, and, in the same thought, admired
+his iron control. The old professor's face was gray; his very lips were
+colorless; but his eyes were steady, and his voice was the voice of
+every day.
+
+"I think," said Queed, quietly, "that it is addressed to you."
+
+There was a lengthening silence while the two men, motionless, looked
+into each other's eyes. The level gaze of each held just the same look
+of faint horror, horror subdued and controlled, but still there. Their
+stare became fascinated; it ran on as though nothing could ever happen
+to break it off. To Queed it seemed as if everything in the world had
+dropped away but those brilliant eyes, frightened yet unafraid, boring
+into his.
+
+Nicolovius broke the silence. The triumph of his intelligence over his
+emotions showed in the fact that he attempted no denial.
+
+"Well?" he said somewhat thickly. "Well?--Well?"
+
+Under the look of the younger man, he was beginning to break. Into the
+old eyes had sprung a deadly terror, a look as though his immortal soul
+might hang on what the young man was going to say next. To answer this
+look, a blind impulse in Queed bade him strike out, to say or do
+something; and his reason, which was always detached and impersonal,
+was amazed to hear his voice saying:--
+
+"It's all right, professor. Not a thing is going to happen."
+
+The old man licked his lips. "You ... will stay on here?"
+
+And Queed's voice answered: "As long as you want me."
+
+Nicolovius, who had been born Surface, suffered a moment of collapse. He
+fell back in his chair, and covered his face with his hands.
+
+The dying efforts of the June sun still showed in the pretty
+sitting-room, though the town clocks were striking seven. From without
+floated in the voices of merry passers; eddies of the day's celebration
+broke even into this quiet street. Queed sat down in a big-armed rocker,
+and looked out the window into the pink west.
+
+So, in a minute's time and by a wholly chance happening, the mystery was
+out at last. Professor Nicolovius, the bland recluse of Mrs. Paynter's,
+and Henry G. Surface, political arch-traitor, ex-convict, and falsest of
+false friends, were one and the same man.
+
+The truth had been instantly plain to Queed when the name had blazed up
+at him from the envelope on the floor. It was as though Fate herself had
+tossed that envelope under his eyes, as the answer to all his
+questionings. Not an instant's doubt had troubled him; and now a score
+of memories were marshaling themselves before him to show that his first
+flashing certainty had been sound. As for the book, it was clearly from
+the library of the old man's youth, kept and hidden away for some
+reason, when nearly everything else had been destroyed. Between the
+musty pages the accusing letter had lain forgotten for thirty years,
+waiting for this moment.
+
+He turned and glanced once at the silent figure, huddled back in the
+chair with covered eyes; the unhappy old man whom nobody had ever
+trusted without regretting it. _Henry G. Surface_--whose name was a
+synonym for those traits and things which honest men of all peoples and
+climes have always hated most, treachery, perfidy, base betrayal of
+trust, shameful dishonesty--who had crowded the word _infamy_ from the
+popular lexicon of politics with the keener, more biting epithet,
+_Surfaceism_. And here--wonder of wonders--sat Surface before him, drawn
+back to the scene of his fall like a murderer to the body and the
+scarlet stain upon the floor, caught, trapped, the careful mask of many
+years plucked from him at a sudden word, leaving him no covering upon
+earth but his smooth white hands. And he, Queed, was this man's closest,
+his only friend, chosen out of all the world to live with him and
+minister to his declining years....
+
+"It's true!" now broke through the concealing hands. "I am that man....
+God help me!"
+
+Queed looked unseeingly out of the window, where the sun was couching in
+a bed of copper flame stippled over with brightest azure. Why had he
+done it? What crazy prompting had struck from him that promise to yoke
+his destiny forever with this terrible old man? If Nicolovius, the
+Fenian refugee, had never won his liking, Surface, the Satan apostate,
+was detestable to him. What devil of impulse had trapped from him the
+mad offer to spend his days in the company of such a creature, and in
+the shadow of so odious an ill-fame?
+
+As on the day when Fifi had asked him her innocent question about
+altruism, a sudden tide swept the young man's thoughts inward. And after
+them, this time, groped the blundering feet of his spirit.
+
+Here was he, a mature man, who, in point of work, in all practical and
+demonstrable ways, was the millionth man. He was a great editorial
+writer, which was a minor but genuine activity. He was a yet greater
+writer on social science, which was one of the supreme activities. On
+this side, then, certainly the chief side, there could be no question
+about the successfulness of his life. His working life was, or would be
+before he was through, brilliantly successful. But it had for some time
+been plain to him that he stopped short there. He was a great workman,
+but that was all. He was a superb rationalist; but after that he did not
+exist.
+
+Through the science of Human Intercourse, he saw much more of people now
+than he had ever done before, and thus it had become driven home upon
+him that most people had two lives, their outer or practical lives, and
+their inner or personal lives. But he himself had but one life. He was a
+machine; a machine which turned out matchless work for the enlightenment
+of the world, but after all a machine. He was intellect. He was Pure
+Reason. Yet he himself had said, and written, that intellectual
+supremacy was not the true badge of supremacy of type. There was nothing
+sure of races that was not equally sure of the individuals which make up
+those races. Yet intellect was all he was. Vast areas of thought,
+feeling, and conduct, in which the people around him spent so much of
+their time, were entirely closed to him. He had no personal life at all.
+That part of him had atrophied from lack of use, like the eyes of the
+mole and of those sightless fishes men take from the waters of caverns.
+
+And now this part of him, which had for some time been stirring
+uneasily, had risen suddenly without bidding of his and in defiance of
+his reason, and laid hold of something in his environment. In doing so,
+it appeared to have thrust upon him an inner, or personal, life from
+this time forward. That life lay in being of use to the old man before
+him: he who had never been of personal use to anybody so far, and the
+miserable old man who had no comfort anywhere but in him.
+
+He knew the scientific name of this kind of behavior very well. It was
+altruism, the irrational force that had put a new face upon the world.
+Fifi, he remembered well, had assured him that in altruism he would find
+that fiercer happiness which was as much better than content as being
+well was better than not being sick. But ... could this be happiness,
+this whirling confusion that put him to such straits to keep a calm face
+above the tumult of his breast? If this was happiness, then it came to
+him for their first meeting wearing a strange face....
+
+"You know the story?"
+
+Queed moved in his chair. "Yes. I--have heard it."
+
+"Of course," said Nicolovius. "It is as well known as Iscariot's. By
+God, how they've hounded me!"
+
+Evidently he was recovering fast. There was bitterness, rather than
+shame, in his voice. He took his hands from his eyes, adjusted his cap,
+stiffened up in his chair. The sallow tints were coming back into his
+face; his lips took on color; his eye and hand were steady. Not every
+man could have passed through such a cataclysm and emerged so little
+marked. He picked up his cigarette from the table; it was still going.
+This fact was symbolic: the great shock had come and passed within the
+smoking of an inch of cigarette. The pretty room was as it was before.
+Pale sunshine still flickered on the swelling curtain. The leather
+desk-clock gayly ticked the passing seconds. The young man's clean-cut
+face looked as quiet as ever.
+
+Upon Queed the old man fastened his fearless black eyes.
+
+"I meant to tell you all this some day," he said, in quite a natural
+voice. "Now the day has come a little sooner than I had meant--that is
+all. I know that my confidence is safe with you--till I die."
+
+"I think you have nothing to fear by trusting me," said Queed, and added
+at once: "But you need tell me nothing unless you prefer."
+
+A kind of softness shone for a moment in Surface's eyes. "Nobody could
+look at your face," he said gently, "and ever be afraid to trust you."
+
+The telephone rang, and Queed could answer it by merely putting out his
+hand. It was West, from the office, asking that he report for work that
+night, as he himself was compelled to be away.
+
+Presently Surface began talking; talking in snatches, more to himself
+than to his young friend, rambling backward over his broken life in
+passionate reminiscence. He talked a long time thus, while the daylight
+faded and dusk crept into the room, and then night; and Queed listened,
+giving him all the rein he wanted and saying never a word himself.
+
+"... Pray your gods," said Surface, "that you never have such reason to
+hate your fellow-men as I have had, my boy. For that has been the
+keynote of my unhappy life. God, how I hated them all, and how I do
+yet!... Not least Weyland, with his ostentatious virtue, his
+holier-than-thou kindness, his self-righteous magnanimity tossed even to
+me ... the broken-kneed idol whom others passed with averted face, and
+there was none so poor to do me reverence...."
+
+So this, mused Queed, was the meaning of the old professor's invincible
+dislike for Miss Weyland, which he had made so obvious in the
+boarding-house that even Mr. Bylash commented on it. He had never been
+able to forgive her father's generosity, which he had so terribly
+betrayed; her name and her blood rankled and festered eternally in the
+heart of the faithless friend and the striped trustee.
+
+Henderson, the ancient African who attended the two men, knocked upon
+the shut door with the deprecatory announcement that he had twice rung
+the supper-bell.
+
+"Take the things back to the kitchen, Henderson," said Queed. "I'll ring
+when we are ready."
+
+The breeze was freshening, blowing full upon Surface, who did not appear
+to notice it. Queed got up and lowered the window. The old man's
+neglected cigarette burned his fingers; he lit another; it, too, burned
+itself down to the cork-tip without receiving the attention of a puff.
+
+Presently he went on talking:
+
+"I was of a high-spirited line. Thank God, I never learned to fawn on
+the hand that lashed me. Insult I would not brook. I struck back, and
+when I struck, I struck to kill.--Did I not? So hard that the State
+reeled.... So hard that if I had had something better than mean negroes
+and worse whites for my tools, fifth-rate scavengers, buzzards of
+politics ... this hand would have written the history of the State in
+these forty years.
+
+"That was the way I struck, and how did they answer me?--Ostracism ...
+Coventry ... The weapons of mean old women, and dogs.... The dogs! That
+is what they were....
+
+"Well, other arms were ready to receive me. Others were fairer-minded
+than the cowardly bigots who could blow hot or cold as their selfish
+interests and prostituted leaders whispered. I was not a man to be
+kept down. Oh, my new friends were legion, and I was king again.
+But it was never the same. In that way, they beat me. I give
+them that.... Not they, though. It was deep calling to deep. My
+blood--heritage--tradition--education--all that I was ... this was what
+tortured me with what was gone, and kept calling.
+
+"Wicked injustice and a lost birthright.... Oh, memory was there to
+crucify me, by day and by night. And yet.... Why, it was a thing that is
+done every day by men these people say their prayers to.... Oh, yes--I
+wanted to punish--_him_ for his smug condescension, his patronizing
+playing of the good Samaritan. And through him all these others ... show
+them that their old idol wore claws on those feet of clay. But not in
+that way. No, a much cleverer way than that. Perhaps there would be no
+money when they asked for it, but I was to smile blandly and go on about
+my business. They were never to reach _me_. But the Surfaces were never
+skilled at juggling dirty money....
+
+"They took me off my guard. The most technical fault--a trifle....
+Another day or two and everything would have been all right. They had my
+word for it--and you know how they replied.... The infamous tyranny of
+the majority. The greatest judicial crime in a decade, and they laughed.
+
+"So now I lie awake in the long nights with nine years of _that_ to look
+back on.
+
+"Let my life be a lesson to you teaching you--if nothing else--that it
+is of no use to fight society. They have a hopeless advantage, the
+contemptible advantage of numbers, and they are not ashamed to use
+it.... But my spirit would not let me lie quiet under injury and
+insult. I was ever a fighter, born to die with my spurs on. And when I
+die at last, they will find that I go with a Parthian shot ... and after
+all have the last word.
+
+"So I came out into a bright world again, an old man before my time,
+ruined forever, marked with a scarlet mark to wear to my grave....
+
+"And then in time, as of course it would, the resolve came to me to come
+straight back here to die. A man wants to die among his own people. They
+were all that ever meant anything to me--they have that to boast of....
+I loved this city once. To die anywhere else ... why, it was
+meaningless, a burlesque on death. I looked at my face in the glass; my
+own mother would not have known me. And so I came straight to Jennie
+Paynter's, such was my whim ... whom I held on my knee fifty years ago.
+
+"... Oh, it's been funny ... so funny ... to sit at that intolerable
+table, and hear poor old Brooke on Reconstruction.
+
+"And I've wondered what little Jennie Paynter would do, if I had risen
+on one of these occasions and spoken my name to the table. How I've
+hated her--hated the look and sight of her--and all the while embracing
+it for dear life. She has told me much that she never knew I listened
+to--many a bit about old friends ... forty years since I'd heard their
+names. And Brooke has told me much, the doting old ass.
+
+"But the life grew unbearable to a man of my temper. I could afford the
+decency of privacy in my old age. For I had worked hard and saved
+since....
+
+"And then you came ... a scholar and a gentleman."
+
+It was quite dark in the room. Surface's voice had suddenly changed. The
+bitterness faded out of it; it became gentler than Queed had ever heard
+it.
+
+"I did not find you out at once. My life had made me unsocial--and out
+of the Nazareth of that house I never looked for any good to come. But
+when once I took note of you, each day I saw you clearer and truer. I
+saw you fighting, and asking no odds--for elbow-room to do your own
+work, for your way up on the newspaper, for bodily strength and
+health--everywhere I saw you, you were fighting indomitably. I have
+always loved a fighter. You were young and a stranger, alone like me;
+you stirred no memories of a past that now, in my age, I would forget;
+your face was the face of honor and truth. I thought: What a blessing if
+I could make a friend of this young man for the little while that is
+left me!... And you have been a blessing and a joy--more than you can
+dream. And now you will not cast me off, like the others.... I do not
+know the words with which to try to thank you...."
+
+"Oh, don't," came Queed's voice hastily out of the dark. "There is no
+question of thanks here."
+
+He got up, lit the lamps, pulled down the shade. The old man lay back in
+his chair, his hands gripping its arms, the lamplight full upon him.
+Never had Queed seen him look less inspiring to affection. His black cap
+had gotten pushed to one side, which both revealed a considerable area
+of hairless head, and imparted to the whole face an odd and rakish air;
+the Italian eyes did not wholly match with the softness of his voice;
+the thin-lipped mouth under the long auburn mustache looked neither
+sorrowful nor kind. It was Queed's lifelong habit never to look back
+with vain regrets; and he needed all of his resolution now.
+
+He stood in front of the man whose terrible secret he had surprised, and
+outwardly he was as calm as ever.
+
+"Professor Nicolovius," he said, with a faint emphasis upon the name,
+"all this is as though it had never passed between us. And now let's go
+and get some supper."
+
+Surface rose to his height and took Queed's hand in a grip like iron.
+His eyes glistened with sudden moisture.
+
+"God bless you, boy! You're a _man!_"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It had been a memorable conversation in the life of both men, opening up
+obvious after-lines of more or less momentous thought. Yet each of them,
+as it happened, neglected these lines for a corollary detail of
+apparently much less seriousness, and pretty nearly the same detail at
+that. For Surface sat long that evening, meditating how he might most
+surely break up the friendship between his young friend and Sharlee
+Weyland; while Queed, all during his busy hours at the office, found his
+thoughts of Nicolovius dominated by speculations as to what Miss Weyland
+would say, if she knew that he had formed a lifelong compact with the
+man who had betrayed her father's friendship and looted her own fortune.
+
+
+
+
+XXIII
+
+ _Of the Bill for the Reformatory, and its Critical Situation; of
+ West's Second Disappointment with the Rewards of Patriotism; of the
+ Consolation he found in the most Charming Resolve in the World_.
+
+
+In January the legislature met again. All autumn and early winter the
+_Post_ had been pounding without surcease upon two great issues: first,
+the reform of the tax-laws, and, second, the establishment of a
+reformatory institution for women. It was palpably the resolve of the
+paper that the legislature should not overlook these two measures
+through lack of being shown where its duty lay.
+
+To the assistant editor had been assigned both campaigns, and he had
+developed his argument with a deadly persistence. A legislature could no
+more ignore him than you could ignore a man who is pounding you over the
+head with a bed-slat. Queed had proved his cases in a dozen ways,
+historically and analogically, politically, morally, and scientifically,
+socially and sociologically. Then, for luck, he proceeded to run through
+the whole list again a time or two; and now faithful readers of the
+_Post_ cried aloud for mercy, asking each other what under the sun had
+got into the paper that it thus massacred and mutilated the
+thrice-slain.
+
+But the _Post_, aided by the press of the State which had been
+captivated by its ringing logic, continued its merciless fire, and, as
+it proved, not insanely. For when the legislature came together, it
+turned out to be one of those "economy" sessions, periodically thrust
+down the throats of even the wiliest politicians. Not "progress" was its
+watchword, but "wise retrenchment." Every observer of events, especially
+in states where one party has been long in control, is familiar with
+these recurrent manifestations. There is a long period of systematic
+reduplication of the offices, multiplying generosity to the faithful,
+and enormous geometrical progression of the public payroll. Some mishap,
+one day, focuses attention upon the princely totalities of the
+law-making spenders, and a howl goes up from the "sovereigns," who, as
+has been wisely observed, never have any power until they are mad. The
+party managers, always respectful to an angry electorate, thereupon
+announce that, owing to the wonderful period of progress and expansion
+brought about by their management, the State can afford to slow up for a
+brief period, hold down expenses and enjoy its (party-made) prosperity.
+This strikes the "keynote" for the next legislature, which pulls a long
+face, makes a tremendous noise about "economy," and possibly refrains
+from increasing expenses, or even shades them down about a dollar and a
+half. Flushed with their victory, the innocent sovereigns return,
+Cincinnatus-wise, to their plows, and the next session of the
+legislature, relieved of that suspicionful scrutiny so galling to men of
+spirit, proceeds to cut the purse-strings loose with a whoop.
+
+Such a brief spasm had now seized the State. Expenses had doubled and
+redoubled with a velocity which caused even hardened prodigals to view
+with alarm. The number of commissions, boards, assistant inspectors, and
+third deputy clerks was enormous, far larger than anybody realized. If
+you could have taken a biological cross-section through the seat of
+State Government, you would doubtless have discovered a most amazing
+number of unobtrusive gentlemen with queer little titles and odd little
+duties, sitting silent and sleek under their cover; their hungry little
+mouths affixed last year to the public breast, or two years ago, or
+twenty, and ready to open in fearful wailing if anybody sought to pluck
+them off. In an aggregate way, attention had been called to them during
+the gubernatorial campaign of the summer. Attacks from the rival stump
+had, of course, been successfully "answered" by the loyal leaders and
+party press. But the bare statement of the annual expenditures, as
+compared with the annual expenditures of ten years ago, necessarily
+stood, and in cold type it looked bad. Therefore the legislature met now
+for an "economy session." The public was given to understand that every
+penny would have to give a strict account of itself before it would
+receive a pass from the treasury, and that public institutions, asking
+for increased support, could consider themselves lucky if they did not
+find their appropriations scaled down by a fourth or so.
+
+The _Post's_ tax reform scheme went through with a bang. Out of loose
+odds and ends of vague discontent, Queed had succeeded in creating a
+body of public sentiment that became invincible. Moreover, this scheme
+cost nothing. On the contrary, by a rearrangement of items and a
+stricter system of assessment, it promised, as the _Post_ frequently
+remarked, to put hundreds of thousands into the treasury. But the
+reformatory was a horse of a totally different color. Here was a
+proposal, for a mere supposititious moral gain, evanescent as air, to
+take a hundred thousand dollars of hard money out of the crib, and
+saddle the State with an annual obligation, to boot. An excellent thing
+in itself, but a most unreasonable request of an economy session, said
+the organization leaders. In fact, this hundred thousand dollars
+happened to be precisely the hundred thousand dollars they needed to
+lubricate "the organization," and discharge, by some choice new
+positions, a few honorable obligations incurred during the campaign.
+
+Now it was written in the recesses of the assistant editor's being,
+those parts of him which he never thought of mentioning to anybody, that
+the reformatory bill must pass. Various feelings had gradually stiffened
+an early general approval into a rock-ribbed resolve. It was on a
+closely allied theme that he had first won his editorial spurs--the
+theme of Klinker's "blaggards," who made reformatories necessary. That
+was one thing: a kind of professional sentiment which the sternest
+scientist need not be ashamed to acknowledge. And then, beyond that, his
+many talks with Klinker had invested the campaign for the reformatory
+with a warmth of meaning which was without precedent in his experience.
+This was, in fact, his first personal contact with the suffering and sin
+of the world, his first grapple with a social problem in the raw. Two
+years before, when he had offered to write an article on this topic for
+the Assistant Secretary of Charities, his interest in a reformatory had
+been only the scientific interest which the trained sociologist feels in
+all the enginery of social reform. But now this institution had become
+indissolubly connected in Queed's mind with the case of Eva Bernheimer,
+whom Buck Klinker knew, Eva Bernheimer who was "in trouble" at sixteen,
+and had now "dropped out." A reformatory had become in his thought a
+living instrument to catch the Eva Bernheimers of this world, and
+effectually prevent them from dropping out.
+
+And apart from all this, here was the first chance he had ever had to do
+a service for Sharlee Weyland.
+
+However, the bill stuck obstinately in committee. Now the session was
+more than half over, February was nearly gone, and there it still stuck.
+And when it finally came out, it was evidently going to be a toss of a
+coin whether it would be passed by half a dozen votes, or beaten by an
+equal number. But there was not the slightest doubt that the great
+majority of the voters, so far as they were interested in it at all,
+wanted it passed, and the tireless _Post_ was prodding the committee
+every other day, observing that now was the time, etc., and demanding in
+a hundred forceful ways, how about it?
+
+With cheerfulness and confidence had West intrusted these important
+matters to his young assistant. Not only was Queed an acknowledged
+authority on both taxation and penological science, but he had enjoyed
+the advantage of writing articles on both themes under Colonel Cowles's
+personal direction. The Colonel's bones were dust, his pen was rust, his
+soul was with the saints, we trust; but his gallant spirit went marching
+on. He towered out of memory a demigod, and what he said and did in his
+lifetime had become as the law of the Medes and Persians now.
+
+But there was never any dispute about the division of editorial honors
+on the _Post_, anyway. The two young men, in fact, were so different in
+every way that their relations were a model of mutual satisfaction.
+Never once did Queed's popular chief seek to ride over his valued
+helper, or deny him his full share of opportunity in the department. If
+anything, indeed, he leaned quite the other way. For West lacked the
+plodder's faculty for indefatigable application. Like some rare and
+splendid bird, if he was kept too closely in captivity, his spirit
+sickened and died.
+
+It is time to admit frankly that West, upon closer contact with
+newspaper work, had been somewhat disillusioned, and who that knows,
+will be surprised at that? To begin with, he had been used to much
+freedom, and his new duties were extremely confining. They began soon
+after breakfast, and no man could say at what hour they would end. The
+night work, in especial, he abhorred. It interfered with much more
+amusing things that had hitherto beguiled his evenings, and it also
+conflicted with sleep, of which he required a good deal. There was, too,
+a great amount of necessary but most irksome drudgery connected with his
+editorial labors. Because the _Post_ was a leader of public thought in
+the State, and as such enjoyed a national standing, West found it
+necessary to read a vast number of papers, to keep up with what was
+going on. He was also forced to write many perfunctory articles on
+subjects which did not interest him in the least, and about which, to
+tell the truth, he knew very little. There were also a great many
+letters either to be answered, or to be prepared for publication in the
+People's Forum column, and these letters were commonly written by dull
+asses who had no idea what they were talking about. Prosy people were
+always coming in with requests or complaints, usually the latter. First
+and last there was a quantity of grinding detail which, like the
+embittered old fogeyism of the Blaines College trustees, had not
+appeared on his rosy prospect in the Maytime preceding.
+
+With everything else favorable, West would cheerfully have accepted
+these things, as being inextricably embedded in the nature of the work.
+But unfortunately, everything else was not favorable. Deeper than the
+grind of the routine detail, was the constant opposition and adverse
+criticism to which his newspaper, like every other one, was incessantly
+subjected. It has long been a trite observation that no reader of any
+newspaper is so humble as not to be outspokenly confident that he could
+run that paper a great deal better than those who actually are running
+it. Every upstanding man who pays a cent for a daily journal considers
+that he buys the right to abuse it, nay incurs the manly duty of abusing
+it. Every editor knows that the highest praise he can expect is silence.
+If his readers are pleased with his remarks, they nobly refrain from
+comment. But if they disagree with one jot or tittle of his high-speed
+dissertations, he must be prepared to have quarts of ink squirted at him
+forthwith.
+
+Now this was exactly the reverse of Editor West's preferences. He liked
+criticism of him to be silent, and praise of him to be shouted in the
+market-place. For all his good-humor and poise, the steady fire of
+hostile criticism fretted him intensely. He did not like to run through
+his exchanges and find his esteemed contemporaries combatting his
+positions, sometimes bitterly or contemptuously, and always, so it
+seemed to him, unreasonably and unfairly. He did not like to have
+friends stop him on the street to ask why in the name of so-and-so he
+had said such-and-such; or, more trying still, have them pass him with
+an icy nod, simply because he, in some defense of truth and exploitation
+of the uplift, had fearlessly trod upon their precious little toes. He
+did not like to have his telephone ring with an angry protest, or to get
+a curt letter from a railroad president (supposedly a good friend of the
+paper's) desiring to know by return mail whether the clipping therewith
+inclosed represented the _Post's_ attitude toward the railroads. A
+steady procession of things like these wears on the nerves of a
+sensitive man, and West, for all his confident exterior, was a sensitive
+man. A heavy offset in the form of large and constant public eulogies
+was needed to balance these annoyances, and such an offset was not
+forthcoming.
+
+West was older now, a little less ready in his enthusiasms, a shade less
+pleased with the world, a thought less sure of the eternal merits of the
+life of uplift. In fact he was thirty-three years old, and he had
+moments, now and then, when he wondered if he were going forward as
+rapidly and surely as he had a right to expect. This was the third
+position he had had since he left college, and it was his general
+expectation to graduate into a fourth before a great while. Semple
+frequently urged him to return to the brokerage business; he had made an
+unquestioned success there at any rate. As to Blaines College, he could
+not be so confident. The college had opened this year with an increased
+enrollment of twenty-five; and though West privately felt certain that
+his successor was only reaping where he himself had sown, you could not
+be certain that the low world would so see it. As for the _Post_, it was
+a mere stop-gap, a momentary halting-place where he preened for a far
+higher flight. There were many times that winter when West wondered if
+Plonny Neal, whom he rarely or never saw, could possibly have failed to
+notice how prominently he was in line.
+
+But these doubts and dissatisfactions left little mark upon the handsome
+face and buoyant manner. Changes in West, if there were any, were of the
+slightest. Certainly his best friends, like those two charming young
+women, Miss Weyland and Miss Avery, found him as delightful as ever.
+
+In these days, West's mother desired him to marry. After the cunning
+habit of women, she put the thought before him daily, under many an
+alluring guise, by a thousand engaging approaches. West himself warmed
+to the idea. He had drunk freely of the pleasures of single blessedness,
+under the most favorable conditions; was now becoming somewhat jaded
+with them; and looked with approval upon the prospect of a little nest,
+or indeed one not so little, duly equipped with the usual faithful
+helpmeet who should share his sorrows, joys, etc. The nest he could
+feather decently enough himself; the sole problem, a critical one in its
+way, was to decide upon the helpmeet. West was neither college boy nor
+sailor. His heart was no harem of beautiful faces. Long since, he had
+faced the knowledge that there were but two girls in the world for him.
+Since, however, the church and the law allowed him but one, he must more
+drastically monogamize his heart and this he found enormously difficult.
+It was the poet's triangle with the two dear charmers over again.
+
+One blowy night in late February, West passed by the brown stone palace
+which Miss Avery's open-handed papa, from Mauch Chunk, occupied on a
+three years' lease with privilege of buying; and repaired to the more
+modest establishment where dwelt Miss Weyland and her mother. The
+reformatory issue was then at the touch. The bill had come out of
+committee with a six-and-six vote; rumor had it that it would be called
+up in the House within the week; and it now appeared as though a push of
+a feather's weight might settle its fate either way. Sharlee and West
+spoke first of this. She was eagerly interested, and praised him warmly
+for the interest and valuable help of the _Post_. Her confidence was
+unshaken that the bill would go through, though by a narrow margin.
+
+"The opposition is of the deadliest sort," she admitted, "because it is
+silent. It is silent because it knows that its only argument--all this
+economy talk--is utterly insincere. But Mr. Dayne knows where the
+opposition is--and the way he goes after it! Never believe any more that
+ministers can't lobby!"
+
+"Probably the root of the whole matter," offered West, easing himself
+back into his chair, "is that the machine fellows want this particular
+hundred thousand dollars in their business."
+
+"Isn't it horrid that men can be so utterly selfish? You don't think
+they will really venture to do that?"
+
+"I honestly don't know. You see I have turned it all over to Queed, and
+I confess I haven't studied it with anything like the care he has."
+
+Sharlee, who was never too engrossed in mere subjects to notice people's
+tones, said at once: "Oh, I am sure they won't dare do it," and
+immediately changed the subject. "You are going to the German, of
+course?"
+
+"Oh, surely, unless the office pinches me."
+
+"You mustn't let it pinch you--the last of the year, heigho! Did you
+hear about Robert Byrd and Miss--no, I won't give you her name--and the
+visiting girl?"
+
+"Never a word."
+
+"She's a thoroughly nice girl, but--well, not pretty, I should say, and
+I don't think she has had much fun here. Beverley and Robert Byrd were
+here the other night. Why _will_ they hunt in pairs, do you know? I told
+Beverley that he positively must take this girl to the German. He
+quarreled and complained a good deal at first, but finally yielded like
+a dear boy. Then he seemed to enter in the nicest way into the spirit of
+our altruistic design. He said that after he had asked the girl, it
+would be very nice if Robert should ask her too. He would be refused, of
+course, but the girl would have the pleasant feeling of getting a rush,
+and Robert would boost his standing as a philanthropist, all without
+cost to anybody. Robert was good-natured, and fell in with the plan.
+Three days later he telephoned me, simply furious. He had asked the
+girl--you know he hasn't been to a German for five years--and she
+accepted at once with tears of gratitude."
+
+"But how--?"
+
+"Of course Beverley never asked her. He simply trapped Robert, which he
+would rather do than anything else in the world."
+
+West shouted. "Speaking of Germans," he said presently, "I am making up
+my list for next year--the early bird, you know. How many will you give
+me?"
+
+"Six."
+
+"Will you kindly sign up the papers to-night?"
+
+"No--my mother won't let me. I might sign up for one if you want me
+to."
+
+"What possible use has your mother for the other five that is better
+than giving them all to me?"
+
+"Perhaps she doesn't want to spoil other men for me."
+
+West leaned forward, interest fully awakened on his charming face, and
+Sharlee watched him, pleased with herself.
+
+It had occurred to her, in fact, that Mr. West was tired; and this was
+the solemn truth. He was a man of large responsibilities, with a day's
+work behind him and a night's work ahead of him. His personal conception
+of the way to occupy the precious interval did not include the
+conscientious talking of shop. Jaded and brain-fagged, what he desired
+was to be amused, beguiled, soothed, fascinated, even flattered a bit,
+mayhap. Sharlee's theory of hospitality was that a guest was entitled to
+any type of conversation he had a mind to. Having dismissed her own
+troubles, she now proceeded to make herself as agreeable as she knew
+how; and he has read these pages to little purpose who does not know
+that that was very agreeable indeed.
+
+West, at least, appeared to think so. He lingered, charmed, until
+quarter past eleven o'clock, at which hour Mrs. Weyland, in the room
+above, began to let the tongs and poker fall about with unmistakable
+significance; and went out into the starlit night radiant with the
+certainty that his heart, after long wandering, had found its true mate
+at last.
+
+
+
+
+XXIV
+
+ _Sharlee's Parlor on Another Evening; how One Caller outsat Two,
+ and why; also, how Sharlee looked in her Mirror for a Long Time,
+ and why._
+
+
+On the very night after West made his happy discovery, namely on the
+evening of February 24, at about twenty minutes of nine, Sharlee
+Weyland's door-bell rang, and Mr. Queed was shown into her parlor.
+
+His advent was a complete surprise to Sharlee. For these nine months,
+her suggestion that he should call upon her had lain utterly neglected.
+Since the Reunion she had seen him but four times, twice on the street,
+and once at each of their offices, when the business of the reformatory
+had happened to draw them together. The last of these meetings, which
+had been the briefest, was already six weeks old. In all of her
+acquaintance with him, extending now over two years and a half, this was
+the first time that he had ever sought her out with intentions that
+were, presumably, deliberately social.
+
+The event, Sharlee felt in greeting him, could not have happened, more
+unfortunately. Queed found the parlor occupied, and the lady's attention
+engaged, by two young men before him. One of them was Beverley Byrd, who
+saluted him somewhat moodily. The other was a Mr. Miller--no relation to
+Miss Miller of Mrs. Paynter's, though a faint something in his
+_ensemble_ lent plausibility to that conjecture--a newcomer to the city
+who, having been introduced to Miss Weyland somewhere, had taken the
+liberty of calling without invitation or permission. It was impossible
+for Sharlee to be rude to anybody under her own roof, but it is equally
+impossible to describe her manner to Mr. Miller as exactly cordial. He
+himself was a cordial man, mustached and anecdotal, who assumed rather
+more confidence than he actually felt. Beverley Byrd, who did not always
+hunt in pairs, had taken an unwonted dislike to him at sight. He did not
+consider him a suitable person to be calling on Sharlee, and he had been
+doing his best, with considerable deftness and success, to deter him
+from feeling too much at home.
+
+Byrd wore a beautiful dinner jacket. So did Mr. Miller, with a gray tie,
+and a gray, brass-buttoned vest, to boot. Queed wore his day clothes of
+blue, which were not so new as they were the day Sharlee first saw them,
+on the rustic bridge near the little cemetery. He had, of course, taken
+it for granted that he would find Miss Weyland alone. Nevertheless, he
+did not appear disconcerted by the sudden discovery of his mistake, or
+even by Mr. Miller's glorious waistcoat; he was as grave as ever, but
+showed no signs of embarrassment. Sharlee caught herself observing him
+closely, as he shook hands with the two men and selected a chair for
+himself; she concluded that constant contact with the graces of Charles
+Gardiner West had not been without its effect upon him. He appeared
+decidedly more at his ease than Mr. Miller, for instance, and he had
+another valuable possession which that personage lacked, namely, the
+face of a gentleman.
+
+But it was too evident that he felt little sense of responsibility for
+the maintenance of the conversation. He sat back in a chair of
+exceptionable comfortableness, and allowed Beverley Byrd to discourse
+with him; a privilege which Byrd exercised fitfully, for his heart was
+in the talk that Sharlee was dutifully supporting with Mr. Miller. Into
+this talk he resolutely declined to be drawn, but his ear was alert for
+opportunities--which came not infrequently--to thrust in a polished oar
+to the discomfiture of the intruder.
+
+Not that he would necessarily care to do it, but the runner could read
+Mr. Miller, without a glass, at one hundred paces' distance. He was of
+the climber type, a self-made man in the earlier and less inspiring
+stages of the making. Culture had a dangerous fascination for him. He
+adored to talk of books; a rash worship, it seemed, since his but bowing
+acquaintance with them trapped him frequently into mistaken identities
+over which Sharlee with difficulty kept a straight face, while Byrd
+palpably rejoiced.
+
+"You know _Thanatopsis_, of course," he would ask, with a rapt and
+glowing eye--"Lord Byron's beautiful poem on the philosophy of life? Now
+that is my idea of what poetry ought to be, Miss Weyland...."
+
+And Beverley Byrd, breaking his remark to Queed off short in the middle,
+would turn to Sharlee with a face of studious calm and say:--
+
+"Will you ever forget, Sharlee, the first time you read the other
+_Thanatopsis_--the one by William Cullen Bryant? Don't you remember how
+it looked--with the picture of Bryant--in the old Fifth Reader?"
+
+Mr. Miller proved that he could turn brick-red, but he learned nothing
+from experience.
+
+In time, the talk between the two young men, which had begun so
+desultorily, warmed up. Byrd had read something besides the Fifth
+Reader, and Queed had discovered before to-night that he had ideas to
+express. Their conversation progressed with waxing interest, from the
+President's message to the causes of the fall of Rome, and thence by
+wholly logical transitions to the French Revolution and Woman's
+Suffrage. Byrd gradually became so absorbed that he almost, but not
+quite, neglected to keep Mr. Miller in his place. As for Queed, he spoke
+in defense of the "revolt of woman" for five minutes without
+interruption, and his masterly sentences finally drew the silence and
+attention of Mr. Miller himself.
+
+"Who is that fellow?" he asked in an undertone. "I didn't catch his
+name."
+
+Sharlee told him.
+
+"He's got a fine face," observed Mr. Miller. "I've made quite a study of
+faces, and I never saw one just like his--so absolutely on one note, if
+you know what I mean."
+
+"What note is that?" asked Sharlee, interested by him for the only time
+so long as they both did live.
+
+"Well, it's not always easy to put a name to it, but I'd call it ...
+_honesty_.--_If_ you know what I mean."
+
+Mr. Miller stayed until half-past ten. The door had hardly shut upon him
+when Byrd, too, rose.
+
+"Oh, don't go, Beverley!" protested Sharlee. "I've hardly spoken to
+you."
+
+"Duty calls," said Byrd. "I'm going to walk home with Mr. Miller."
+
+"Beverley--don't! You were quite horrid enough while he was here."
+
+"But you spoiled it all by being so unnecessarily agreeable! It is my
+business, as your friend and well-wisher, to see that he doesn't carry
+away too jolly a memory of his visit. Take lunch downtown with me
+to-morrow, won't you, Mr. Queed--at the Business Men's Club? I want to
+finish our talk about the Catholic nations, and why they're decadent."
+
+Queed said that he would, and Byrd hurried away to overtake Mr. Miller.
+Or, perhaps that gentleman was only a pretext, and the young man's
+experienced eye had read that any attempt to outsit the learned
+assistant editor was foredoomed to failure.
+
+"I'm so glad you stayed," said Sharlee, as Queed reseated himself. "I
+shouldn't have liked not to exchange a word with you on your first visit
+here."
+
+"Oh! This is not my first visit, you may remember."
+
+"Your first voluntary visit, perhaps I should have said."
+
+He let his eyes run over the room, and she could see that he was
+thinking, half-unconsciously, of the last time when he and she had sat
+here.
+
+"I had no idea of going," he said absently, "till I had the opportunity
+of speaking to you."
+
+A brief silence followed, which clearly did not embarrass him, at any
+rate. Sharlee, feeling the necessity of breaking it, still puzzling
+herself with speculations as to what had put it into his head to come,
+said at random:--
+
+"Oh, do tell me--how is old Pere Goriot?"
+
+"Pere Goriot? I never heard of him."
+
+"Oh, forgive me! It is a name we used to have, long ago, for Professor
+Nicolovius."
+
+A shadow crossed his brow. "He is extremely well, I believe."
+
+"You are still glad that you ran off with him to live _tete-a-tete_ in a
+bridal cottage?"
+
+"Oh, I suppose so. Yes, certainly!"
+
+His frank face betrayed that the topic was unwelcome to him. For he
+hated all secrets, and this secret, from this girl, was particularly
+obnoxious to him. And beyond all that part of it, how could he analyze
+for anybody his periods of strong revolt against his association with
+Henry G. Surface, followed by longer and stranger periods when, quite
+apart from the fact that his word was given and regrets were vain, his
+consciousness embraced it as having a certain positive value?
+
+He rose restlessly, and in rising his eye fell upon the little clock on
+the mantel.
+
+"Good heavens!" broke from him. "I had no idea it was so late! I must go
+directly. Directly."
+
+"Oh, no, you mustn't think of it. Your visit to me has just begun--all
+this time you have been calling on Beverley Byrd."
+
+"Why do you think I came here to-night?" he asked abruptly.
+
+Sharlee, from her large chair, smiled. "_I_ think to see me."
+
+"Oh!--Yes, naturally, but--"
+
+"Well, I think this is the call plainly due me from my Reunion party
+last year."
+
+"No! Not at all! At the same time, it has been since that day that I
+have had you on my mind so much."
+
+He said this in a perfectly matter-of-fact voice, but a certain
+nervousness had broken through into his manner. He took a turn up and
+down the room, and returned suddenly to his seat.
+
+"Oh, have you had me on your mind?"
+
+"Do you remember my saying that day," he began, resolutely, "that I was
+not sure whether I had got the better of you or you had got the better
+of me?"
+
+"I remember very well."
+
+"Well, I have come to tell you that--you have won."
+
+He had plucked a pencil from the arsenal of them in his breast-pocket,
+and with it was beating a noiseless tattoo on his open left palm. With
+an effort he met her eyes.
+
+"I say you were right," came from him nervously. "Don't you hear?"
+
+"Was I? Won't you tell me just what you mean?"
+
+"Don't you know?"
+
+"Really I don't think I do. You see, when I used that expression that
+day, I was speaking only of the editorship--"
+
+"But I was speaking of a theory of life. After all, the two things seem
+to have been bound together rather closely--just as you said."
+
+He restored his pencil to his pocket, palpably pulled himself together,
+and proceeded:
+
+"Oh, my theory was wholly rational--far more rational than yours;
+rationally it was perfect. It was a wholly logical recoil from the
+idleness, the lack of purpose, the slipshod self-indulgence under many
+names that I saw, and see, everywhere about me. I have work to
+do--serious work of large importance--and it seemed to me my duty to
+carry it through at all hazards. I need not add that it still seems so.
+Yet it was a life's work, already well along, and there was no need for
+me to pay an excessive price for mere speed. I elected to let everything
+go but intellect; I felt that I must do so; and in consequence, by the
+simplest sort of natural law, all the rest of me was shriveling up--had
+shriveled up, you will say. Yet I knew very well that my intellect was
+not the biggest part of me. I have always understood that.... Still, it
+seems that I required you to rediscover it for me in terms of everyday
+life...."
+
+"No, no!" she interrupted, "I didn't do that. Most of it you did
+yourself. The start, the first push--don't you know?--it came from
+Fifi."
+
+"Well," he said slowly, "what was Fifi but you again in miniature?"
+
+"A great deal else," said Sharlee.
+
+Her gaze fell. She sunk her chin upon her hand, and a silence followed,
+while before the mind's eye of each rose a vision of Fifi, with her
+wasted cheeks and great eyes.
+
+"As I say, I sacrificed everything to reason," continued Queed,
+obviously struggling against embarrassment, "and yet pure reason was
+never my ideal. I have impressed you as a thoroughly selfish person--you
+have told me that--and so far as my immediate environment is concerned,
+I have been, and am. So it may surprise you to be told that a life of
+service has been from the beginning my ambition and my star. Of course I
+have always interpreted service in the broadest sense, in terms of the
+world; that was why I deliberately excluded all purely personal
+applications of it. Yet it is from a proper combination of reason
+with--the sociologist's 'consciousness of kind'--fellow-feeling,
+sympathy, if you prefer, that is derived a life of fullest efficiency. I
+have always understood the truth of this formula as applied to peoples.
+It seems that I--rather missed its force as to individuals. I--I am
+ready to admit that an individual life can draw an added meaning--and
+richness from a service, not of the future, but of the present--not of
+the race but ... well, of the unfortunate on the doorstep. Do you
+understand," he asked abruptly, "what I am trying to tell you?"
+
+She assured him that she understood perfectly.
+
+A slow painful color came into his face.
+
+"Then you appreciate the nature and the size of the debt I owe you."
+
+"Oh, no, no, no! If I have done anything at all to help you," said
+Sharlee, considerably moved, "then I am very glad and proud. But as for
+what you speak of ... no, no, people always do these things for
+themselves. The help comes from within--"
+
+"Oh, _don't_ talk like that!" broke from him. "You throw out the idea
+somehow that I consider that I have undergone some remarkable conversion
+and transformation. I haven't done anything of the sort. I am just the
+same as I always was. Just the same.... Only now I am willing to admit,
+as a scientific truth, that time given to things not in themselves
+directly productive, can be made to pay a good dividend. If what I said
+led you to think that I meant more than that, then I have, for once,
+expressed myself badly. I tell you this," he went on hurriedly, "simply
+because you once interested yourself in trying to convince me of the
+truth of these views. Some of the things you said that night managed to
+stick. They managed to stick. Oh, I give you that. I suppose you might
+say that they gradually became like mottoes or texts--not scientific, of
+course ... personal. Therefore, I thought it only fair to tell you that
+while my cosmos is still mostly Ego--I suppose everybody's is in one way
+or another--I have--made changes, so that I am no longer wholly out of
+relation with life."
+
+"I am glad you wanted to tell me," said Sharlee, "but I have known it
+for--oh, the longest time."
+
+"In a certain sense," he hurried on--"quite a different sense--I should
+say that your talk--the only one of the kind I ever had--did for me the
+sort of thing ... that most men's mothers do for them when they are
+young."
+
+She made no reply.
+
+"Perhaps," he said, almost defiantly, "you don't like my saying that?"
+
+"Oh, yes! I like it very much."
+
+"And yet," he said, "I don't think of you as I fancy a man would think
+of his mother, or even of his sister. It is rather extraordinary. It has
+become clear to me that you have obtained a unique place in my
+thought--in my regard. Well, good-night."
+
+She looked up at him, without, however, quite meeting his eyes.
+
+"Oh! Do you think you must go?"
+
+"Well--yes. I have said everything that I came to say. Did you want me
+to stay particularly?"
+
+"Not if you feel that you shouldn't. You've been very good to give me a
+whole evening, as it is."
+
+"I'll tell you one more thing before I go."
+
+He took another turn up and down the room, and halted frowning in front
+of her.
+
+"I am thinking of making an experiment in practical social work next
+year. What would be your opinion of a free night-school for working
+boys?"
+
+Sharlee, greatly surprised by the question, said that the field was a
+splendid one.
+
+He went on at once: "Technical training, of course, would be the nominal
+basis of it. I could throw in, also, boxing and physical culture. Buck
+Klinker would be delighted to help there. By the way, you must know
+Klinker: he has some first-rate ideas about what to do for the working
+population. Needless to say, both the technical and physical training
+would be only baits to draw attendance, though both could be made very
+valuable. My main plan is along a new line. I want to teach what no
+other school attempts--only one thing, but that to be hammered in so
+that it can never be forgotten."
+
+"What is that?"
+
+"You might sum it all up as the doctrine of individual responsibility."
+
+She echoed his term inquiringly, and he made a very large gesture.
+
+"I want to see if I can teach boys that they are not individuals--not
+unrelated atoms in a random universe. Teach them that they live in a
+world of law--of evolution by law--that they are links, every one of
+them, in a splendid chain that has been running since life began, and
+will run on to the end of time. Knock into their heads that no chain is
+stronger than its weakest link, and that _this means them_. Don't you
+see what a powerful socializing force there is in the sense of personal
+responsibility, if cultivated in the right direction? A boy may be
+willing to take his chances on going to the bad--economically and
+socially, as well as morally--if he thinks that it is only his own
+personal concern. But he will hesitate when you once impress upon him
+that, in doing so, he is blocking the whole magnificent procession. My
+plan would be to develop these boys' social efficiency by stamping upon
+them the knowledge that the very humblest of them holds a trusteeship of
+cosmic importance."
+
+"I understand.... How splendid--not to practice sociology on them, but
+to teach it to them--"
+
+"But could we get the boys?"
+
+She felt that the unconsciousness with which he took her into
+partnership was one of the finest compliments that had ever been paid
+her.
+
+"Oh, I think so! The Department has all sorts of connections, as well as
+lots of data which would be useful in that way. How Mr. Dayne will
+welcome you as an ally! And I, too. I think it is fine of you, Mr.
+Queed, so generous and kind, to--"
+
+"Not at all! Not in the least! I beg you," he interrupted, irritably,
+"not to go on misunderstanding me. I propose this simply as an adjunct
+to my own work. It is simply in the nature of a laboratory exercise. In
+five years the experiment might enable me to check up some of my own
+conclusions, and so prove very valuable to me."
+
+"In the meantime the experiment will have done a great deal for a
+certain number of poor boys--unfortunates on your doorstep...."
+
+"That," he said shortly, "is as it may be. But--"
+
+"Mr. Queed," said Sharlee, "why are you honest in every way but one? Why
+won't you admit that you have thought of this school because you would
+like to do something to help in the life of this town?"
+
+"Because I am not doing anything of the sort! Why will you harp on that
+one string? Good heavens! Aren't you yourself the author of the
+sentiment that a sociologist ought to have some first-hand knowledge of
+the problems of society?"
+
+Standing, he gazed down at her, frowning insistently, bent upon staring
+her out of countenance; and she looked up at him with a Didymus smile
+which slowly grew. Presently his eyes fell.
+
+"I cannot undertake," he said, in his stiffest way, "to analyze all my
+motives at all times for your satisfaction. They have nothing whatever
+to do with the present matter. The sole point up for discussion is the
+practical question of getting such a school started. Keep it in mind,
+will you? Give some thought as to ways and means. Your experience with
+the Department should be helpful to me in getting the plan launched."
+
+"Certainly I will. If you don't object, I'll talk with Mr. Dayne about
+it, too. He--"
+
+"All right. I don't object. Well, good-night."
+
+Sharlee rose and held out her hand. His expression, as he took and shook
+it, suddenly changed.
+
+"I suppose you think I have acquired the habit," he said, with an abrupt
+recurrence of his embarrassment, "of coming to you for counsel and
+assistance?"
+
+"Well, why shouldn't you?" she answered seriously. "I have had the
+opportunity and the time to learn some things--"
+
+"You can't dismiss your kindness so easily as that."
+
+"Oh, I don't think I have been particularly kind."
+
+"Yes, you have. I admit that. You have."
+
+He took the conversation with such painful seriousness that she was glad
+to lighten it with a smile.
+
+"If you persist in thinking so, you might feel like rewarding me by
+coming to see me soon again."
+
+"Yes, yes! I shall come to see you soon again. Certainly. Of course," he
+added hastily, "it is desirable that I should talk with you more at
+length about my school."
+
+He was staring at her with a conflict of expressions in which, curiously
+enough, pained bewilderment seemed uppermost. Sharlee laughed, not quite
+at her ease.
+
+"Do you know, I am still hoping that some day you will come to see me,
+not to talk about anything definite--just to talk."
+
+"As to that," he replied, "I cannot say. Good-night."
+
+Forgetting that he had already shaken hands, he now went through with it
+again. This time the ceremony had unexpected results. For now at the
+first touch of her hand, a sensation closely resembling chain-lightning
+sprang up his arm, and tingled violently down through all his person. It
+was as if his arm had not merely fallen suddenly asleep, but was singing
+uproariously in its slumbers.
+
+"I'm so glad you came," said Sharlee.
+
+He retired in a confusion which he was too untrained to hide. At the
+door he wheeled abruptly, and cleared himself, with a white face, of
+evasions that were torturing his conscience.
+
+"I will not say that a probable benefit to the boys _never_ entered into
+my thoughts about the school. Nor do I say that my next visit will be
+_wholly_ to talk about definite things, as you put it. For part of the
+time, I daresay I should like--just to talk."
+
+Sharlee went upstairs, and stood for a long time gazing at herself in
+the mirror. Vainly she tried to glean from it the answer to a most
+interesting conundrum: Did Mr. Queed still think her very beautiful?
+
+
+
+
+XXV
+
+ _Recording a Discussion about the Reformatory between Editor West
+ and his Dog-like Admirer, the City Boss; and a Briefer Conversation
+ between West and Prof. Nicolovius's Boarder._
+
+
+About one o'clock the telephone rang sharply, and Queed, just arrived
+for the afternoon work and alone in the office, answered it. It was the
+Rev. Mr. Dayne, Secretary of the Department of Charities; he had learned
+that the reformatory bill was to be called up in the house next day. The
+double-faced politicians of the machine, said Mr. Dayne, with their
+pretended zeal for economy, were desperately afraid of the Post. Would
+Mr. Queed be kind enough to hit a final ringing blow for the right in
+to-morrow's paper?
+
+"That our position to-day is as strong as it is," said the kind, firm
+voice, "is due largely to your splendid work, Mr. Queed. I say this
+gladly, and advisedly. If you will put your shoulder to the wheel just
+once more, I am confident that you will push us through. I shall be
+eternally grateful, and so will the State. For it is a question of
+genuine moral importance to us all."
+
+Mr. Dayne received assurance that Mr. Queed would do all that he could
+for him. He left the telephone rather wishing that the assistant editor
+could sometimes be inspired into verbal enthusiasm. But of his abilities
+the Secretary did not entertain the smallest doubt, and he felt that day
+that his long fight for the reformatory was as good as won.
+
+Hanging up the receiver, Queed leaned back in his swivel chair and
+thoughtfully filled a pipe, which he smoked nowadays with an experienced
+and ripened pleasure. At once he relapsed into absorbed thought. Though
+he answered Mr. Dayne calmly and briefly according to his wont, the
+young man's heart was beating faster with the knowledge that he stood
+at the crisis of his longest and dearest editorial fight. He expected to
+win it. The whole subject, from every conceivable point of view, was at
+his fingers' ends. He knew exactly what to say; his one problem was how
+to say it in the most irresistible way possible.
+
+Yet Queed, tilted back in his chair, and staring out over the wet roofs,
+was not thinking of the reformatory. He was thinking, not of public
+matters at all, but of the circumstances of his curious life with Henry
+G. Surface; and his thoughts were not agreeable in the least.
+
+Not that he and the "old professor" did not get along well together. It
+was really surprising how well they did get along. Their dynamic
+interview of last June had at once been buried out of sight, and since
+then their days had flowed along with unbroken smoothness. If there had
+been times when the young man's thought recoiled from the compact and
+the intimacy, his manner never betrayed any sign of it. On the contrary,
+he found himself mysteriously answering the growing dependence of the
+old man with a growing sense of responsibility toward him, and
+discovering in the process a curious and subtle kind of compensation.
+
+What troubled Queed about Nicolovius--as the world called him--was his
+money. He, Queed, was in part living on this money, eating it, drinking
+it, sleeping on it. Of late the old man had been spending it with
+increasing freedom, constantly enlarging the comforts of the joint
+menage. He had reached, in fact, a scale of living which constantly
+thrust itself on Queed's consciousness as quite beyond the savings of a
+poor old school teacher. And if this appearance were true, where did the
+surplus come from?
+
+The question had knocked unpleasantly at the young man's mind before
+now. This morning he faced it, and pondered deeply. A way occurred to
+him by which, possibly, he might turn a little light upon this problem.
+He did not care to take it; he shrank from doing anything that might
+seem like spying upon the man whose bread he broke thrice daily. Yet it
+seemed to him that a point had now been reached where he owed his first
+duty to himself.
+
+"Come in," he said, looking around in response to a brisk knock upon his
+shut door; and there entered Plonny Neal, whom Queed, through the
+Mercury, knew very well now.
+
+"Hi there, Doc! Playin' you was Horace Greeley?"
+
+Mr. Neal opened the connecting door into West's office, glanced through,
+found it empty, and shut the door again. Whether he was pleased or the
+reverse over this discovery, his immobile countenance gave no hint; but
+the fact was that he had called particularly to see West on a matter of
+urgent private business.
+
+"I was on the floor and thought I'd say howdy," he remarked pleasantly.
+"Say, Doc, I been readin' them reformatory drools of yours. Me and all
+the boys."
+
+"I'm glad to hear it. They are certain to do you good."
+
+Queed smiled. He had a genuine liking for Mr. Neal, which was not
+affected by the fact that their views differed diametrically on almost
+every subject under the sun.
+
+Mr. Neal smiled, too, more enigmatically, and made a large gesture with
+his unlighted cigar.
+
+"I ain't had such good laughs since Tommy Walker, him that was going to
+chase me out of the city f'r the tall timber, up and died. But all the
+same, I hate to see a likely young feller sittin' up nights tryin' to
+make a laughin' stock of himself."
+
+"The last laughs are always the best, Mr. Neal. Did you ever try any of
+them?"
+
+"You're beat to a pappyer mash, and whistlin' to keep your courage."
+
+"Listen to my whistle day after to-morrow--"
+
+But the door had shut on Mr. Neal, who had doubtless read somewhere that
+the proper moment to terminate a call is on some telling speech of one's
+own.
+
+"I wonder what he's up to," mused Queed.
+
+He brought his chair to horizontal and addressed himself to his
+reformatory article. He sharpened his pencil; tangled his great hand
+into his hair; and presently put down an opening sentence that fully
+satisfied him, his own sternest critic. Then a memory of his visitor
+returned to his mind, and he thought pleasurably:
+
+"Plonny knows he is beaten. That's what's the matter with him."
+
+Close observers had often noted, however, that that was very seldom the
+matter with Plonny, and bets as to his being beaten were always to be
+placed with diffidence and at very long odds. Plonny had no idea
+whatever of being beaten on the reformatory measure: on the contrary, it
+was the reformatory measure which was to be beaten. Possibly Mr. Neal
+was a white-souled patriot chafing under threatened extravagance in an
+economy year. Possibly he was impelled by more machine-like exigencies,
+such as the need of just that hundred thousand dollars to create a few
+nice new berths for the "organization." The man's motives are an
+immaterial detail. The sole point worth remembering is that Plonny Neal
+had got it firmly in his head that there should be no reformatory
+legislation that year.
+
+It was Mr. Neal's business to know men, and he was esteemed a fine
+business man. Leaving the assistant editor, he sallied forth to find the
+editor. It might have taken Queed an hour to put his hand on West just
+then. Plonny did it in less than six minutes.
+
+West was at Semple's (formerly Semple & West's), where he looked in once
+a day just to see what the market was doing. This was necessary, as he
+sometimes explained, in order that the _Post_'s financial articles might
+have that authoritativeness which the paper's position demanded. West
+enjoyed the good man-talk at Semple's; the atmosphere of frank, cheery
+commercialism made a pleasant relief from the rarer altitudes of the
+uplift. He stood chatting gayly with a group of habitues, including some
+of the best known men of the town. All greeted Plonny pleasantly, West
+cordially. None of our foreign critics can write that the American man
+is a moral prude. On two occasions, Plonny had been vindicated before
+the grand jury by the narrow margin of one vote. Yet he was much liked
+as a human sinner who had no pretenses about him, and who told a good
+story surpassingly well.
+
+Ten minutes later Mr. Neal and Mr. West met in a private room at
+Berringer's, having arrived thither by different routes. Over a table,
+the door shut against all-comers, Mr. Neal went at once to the point,
+apologizing diffidently for a "butting in" which Mr. West might resent,
+but which he, Mr. West's friend, could no longer be restrained from. The
+_Post_, he continued, had been going along splendidly--"better'n under
+Cowles even--everybody says so--" and then, to the sorrow and
+disappointment of the new editor's admirers, up had come this dashed old
+reformatory business and spoiled everything.
+
+West, whose thoughts had unconsciously run back to his last private talk
+with Plonny--the talk about getting in line--good-naturedly asked his
+friend if he was really lined up with the wire-pulling moss-backs who
+were fighting the reformatory bill.
+
+"You just watch me and see," said Plonny, with humorous reproachfulness.
+"No charge f'r lookin', and rain checks given in case of wet grounds."
+
+"Then for once in your life, anyhow, you've called the turn wrong,
+Plonny. This institution is absolutely necessary for the moral and
+social upbuilding of the State. It would be necessary if it cost five
+times one hundred thousand dollars, and it's as sure to come as judgment
+day."
+
+"Ain't it funny!" mused Plonny. "Take a man like you, with fine high
+ideas and all, and let anything come up and pass itself off f'r a maw'l
+question and he'll go off half-cocked ten times out of ten."
+
+"Half-cocked!" laughed West. "We've been studying this question three
+years."
+
+"Yes, and began your studies with your minds all made up."
+
+Plonny fastened upon the young man a gaze in which superior wisdom
+struggled unsuccessfully with overwhelming affection. "You know what it
+is, Mr. West? You've been took in, you've bit on a con game like a
+hungry pike. Excuse my speaking so plain, but I told you a long time ago
+I was mightily interested in you."
+
+"Speak as plain as you like, Plonny. In fact, my only request at the
+moment is that you will speak plainer still. Who is it that has taken me
+in, and who is working this little con game you mention?"
+
+"Rev. George Dayne of the Charities," said Plonny at once. "You
+mentioned wire-pulling just now. Lemme tell you that in the Rev. George
+you got the champeen wire-puller of the lot, the king politician of them
+all--the only one in this town, I do believe, could have thrown a bag as
+neat over _your_ head, Mr. West."
+
+"Why, Plonny! Much learning has made you mad! I know Dayne like a book,
+and he's as straightforward a fellow as ever lived."
+
+Mr. Neal let his eyes fall to the table-top and indulged in a slow
+smile, which he appeared to be struggling courteously, but without hope,
+to suppress.
+
+"O' course you got a right to your opinion, Mr. West."
+
+A brief silence ensued, during which a tiny imp of memory whispered into
+West's ear that Miss Weyland herself had commented on the Rev. Mr.
+Dayne's marvelous gifts as a lobbyist.
+
+"I'm a older man than you," resumed Neal, with precarious smilelessness,
+"and mebbe I've seen more of practical poltix. It would be a strange
+thing, you might say, if at my time of life, I didn't know a politician
+when I passed him in the road. Still, don't you take my word for it. I'm
+only repeating what others say when I tell you that Parson Dayne wants
+to be Governor of this State some day. That surprises you a little, hey?
+You was kind of thinking that 'Rev.' changed the nature of a man, and
+that ambition never thought of keeping open f'r business under a
+high-cut vest, now wasn't you? Well, I've seen funny things in my time.
+I'd say that the parson wants this reformatory some f'r the good of the
+State, and mostly f'r the good of Mr. Dayne. Give it to him, with the
+power of appointing employees--add this to what he's already got--and in
+a year he'll have the prettiest little private machine ever you did see.
+I don't ask you to believe me. All I ask is f'r you to stick a pin in
+what I say, and see 'f it don't come true."
+
+West mused, impressed against his will. "You're wrong, Plonny, in my
+opinion, and if you were ten times right, what of it? You seem to think
+that the _Post_ is advocating this reformatory because Dayne has asked
+for it. The _Post_ is doing nothing of the sort. It is advocating the
+reformatory because it has studied this question to the bottom for
+itself, because it knows--"
+
+"Right! Good f'r you!" exclaimed Mr. Neal, much gratified. "That's just
+what I tell the boys when they say you're playin' poltix with the little
+dominie. And that," said he, briskly, "is just why I'm _for_ the
+reformatory, in spite of Rev. Dayne's little games."
+
+"You're for it! You said just now that you were opposed to it."
+
+"Not to the reformatory, Mr. West. Not at all. I'm only opposed to
+spending a hundred thousand dollars for it in a poverty year."
+
+"Oh! You want the reformatory, but you don't want it now. That's where
+you stand, is it?"
+
+"Yes, and everybody else that understands just what the situation is. I
+believe in this reformatory--the _Post_ converted me, that's a fact--and
+if you'll only let her stand two years, take my word for it, she'll go
+through with a whoop. But if you're going to hurry the thing--"
+
+"What's your idea of hurry exactly? The war has been over forty years--"
+
+"And look how splendid we've got along these forty years without the
+reformatory! Will you care to say, Mr. West, that we couldn't make it
+forty-two without bringing great danger to the State?"
+
+"No, certainly not. But the point is--"
+
+"The point is that if we spend all this money now, the people will kick
+the party out at the next election. I wouldn't admit this to many,
+'cause I'm ashamed of it, but it's gospel truth. Mr. West," said Plonny,
+earnestly, "I _know_ you want the _Post_ to stand for the welfare of the
+party--"
+
+"Certainly. And it has been my idea that evidence of sane interest in
+public morals was a pretty good card for--"
+
+"So it would be at any ordinary time. But it's mighty different when the
+people from one end of the State to the other are howling economy and
+saying that all expenses must go to bed-rock or they'll know the reason
+why. There's the practical side of it--look at it f'r a minute. The
+legislature was elected by these people on a platform promising
+strictest economy. They're tryin' to carry out their promise faithfully.
+They turn down and postpone some mighty good plans to advance the
+progress of the State. They rejuice salaries in various
+departments"--(one was the exact number)--"heelers come up lookin' f'r
+jobs, and they send 'em away empty-handed and sore. Old-established
+institutions, that have been doin' grand work upbuildin' the State f'r
+years, are told that they must do with a half or three quarters of their
+appropriations f'r the next two years. You've seen all this happen, Mr.
+West?"
+
+West admitted that he had.
+
+"Well, now when everything is goin' smooth and promisin', you come along
+and tell 'em they got to shell out a _hundred_ _thousand dollars_ right
+away f'r a brand-new institution, with an annual appropriation to keep
+it up. Now s'pose they do what you tell 'em. What happens? You think
+there's no poltix at all in this reformatory business, but I can tell
+you the Republicans won't take such a view as that. They'll say that the
+party spent a hundred thousand dollars of the people's money in a hard
+times year, just to make a few more jobs f'r favorites. They'll throw
+that up at us from every stump in the State. And when our leaders
+explain that it was done for the maw'l good of the State, they'll give
+us the laugh--same as they did when we established the Foundling
+Hospital in '98. Now I tell you the party can't stand any talk of that
+kind this year. We're on shaky ground right now f'r the same reason that
+we're all so proud of--spendin' money f'r the maw'l uplift of the State.
+We either got to slow up f'r awhile or take a licking. That's what all
+the talk comes down to--one simple question: Will we hold off this big
+expense f'r just two years, or will we send the old party down to
+defeat?"
+
+West laughed, not quite comfortably.
+
+In all this dialogue, Mr. Neal had over him the enormous advantage of
+exact and superior knowledge. To tell the truth, West knew very little
+about the reformatory situation, and considered it, among the dozens of
+matters in which he was interested, rather a small issue. Having turned
+the campaign over to his assistant, he had dismissed it from his mind;
+and beyond his general conviction that the reformatory would be a good
+thing for the State, he had only the sketchiest acquaintance with the
+arguments that were being used pro and con. Therefore Plonny Neal's
+passionate earnestness surprised him, and Plonny's reasoning, which he
+knew to be the reasoning of the thoroughly informed State leaders,
+impressed him very decidedly. Of the boss's sincerity he never
+entertained a doubt; to question that candid eye was impossible. That
+Plonny had long been watching him with interest and admiration, West
+knew very well. It began to look to him very much as though Queed,
+through excess of sociological zeal, had allowed himself to be misled,
+and that the paper's advanced position was founded on theory without
+reference to existing practical conditions.
+
+West keenly felt the responsibility of his post. To safeguard and
+promote the welfare of the Democratic party had long been a cardinal
+principle of the paper whose utterances he now controlled. Still, it
+must be true that Neal was painting the situation in colors altogether
+too black.
+
+"You're a pretty good stump performer yourself, Plonny. Don't you know
+that exactly the same argument will be urged two years from now?"
+
+"I know it won't," said Plonny with the calmness of absolute conviction.
+"A fat legislature _always_ follows a lean one. They come in strips,
+same as a shoulder of bacon."
+
+"Well! I wouldn't think much of a party whose legs were so weak that a
+little step forward--everybody knows _it's_ forward--would tumble it
+over in a heap."
+
+"The party! I ain't thinking of the _party_, Mr. West. I'm thinking,"
+said Neal, the indignation in his voice giving way to a sudden
+apologetic softness, "of you."
+
+"Me? What on earth have I got to do with it?" asked West, rather touched
+by the look of dog-like affection in the other's eyes.
+
+"Everything. If the party gets let in for this extravagance, you'll be
+the man who did it."
+
+There was a silence, and then West said, rather nobly:
+
+"Well, I suppose I will have to stand that. I must do what I think is
+right, you know, and take the consequences."
+
+"Two years from now," said Mr. Neal, gently, "there wouldn't be no
+consequences."
+
+"Possibly not," said West, in a firm voice.
+
+"While the consequences now," continued Mr. Neal, still more gently,
+"would be to put you in very bad with the party leaders. Fine men they
+are, but they never forgive a man who puts a crimp into the party. You'd
+be a marked man to the longest day you lived!"
+
+"Well, Plonny! I'm not asking anything of the party leaders--"
+
+"But suppose some of your friends wanted to ask something for _you_?"
+
+Suddenly Plonny leaned over the table, and began speaking rapidly and
+earnestly.
+
+"Listen here, Mr. West. I understand your feelings and your position
+just like they was print, and I was reading them over your shoulder.
+You're walking with y'r eyes on the skies, and you don't like to look at
+the ground to see that you don't break nothing as you go forward. Your
+mind's full of the maw'l idea and desire to uplift the people, and it's
+kind of painful to you to stop and look at the plain practical way by
+which things get done. But I tell you that everybody who ever got
+anything big done in this world, got it done in a practical way. All the
+big men that you and I admire--all the public leaders and governors and
+reform mayors and so on--got where they have by doing practical good in
+a practical way. Now, you don't like me to say that if you do so-and-so,
+you'll be in bad with the State leaders, f'r that looks to you as if I
+thought you could be infloonced by what would be your personal
+advantage. And I honor you f'r them feelin's which is just what I knew
+you'd had, or I wouldn't be here talkin' to you now. But you mustn't
+blame others if they ain't as partic'lar, mebbe, as to how things might
+_look_. You mustn't blame y'r friends--and you've got a sight more of
+them than you have any idea of--if they feel all broke up to see you get
+in bad, both for your own sake and f'r the sake of the party."
+
+Plonny's voice trembled with earnestness; West had had no idea that the
+man admired him so much.
+
+"You want to serve the people, Mr. West? How could you do it better than
+in public orf'ce. Lemme talk to you straight f'r once--will you? Or am I
+only offendin' you by buttin' in this way, without having ever been
+asked?"
+
+West gave his admirer the needed assurance.
+
+"I'm glad of it, f'r I can hardly keep it in my system any longer.
+Listen here, Mr. West. As you may have heard, there's to be a primary
+f'r city orf'cers in June. Secret ballot or no secret ballot, the
+organization's going to win. You know that. Now, who'll the organization
+put up f'r Mayor? From what I hear, they dassen't put up any old machine
+hack, same's they been doin' f'r years. They might want to do it, but
+they're a-scared the people won't stand f'r it. From what little I hear,
+the feelin's strong that they _got_ to put up some young progressive
+public-spirited man of the reformer type. Now s'posin' the friends of a
+certain fine young man, sittin' not a hundred miles from this table, had
+it in their minds to bring _him_ forward f'r the nomination. This young
+man might say he wasn't seekin' the orf'ce and didn't want it, but I say
+public orf'ce is a duty, and no man that wants to serve the people can
+refuse it, partic'larly when he may be needed to save the party. And now
+I ask you this, Mr. West: What show would the friends of this young man
+have, if he had a bad spot on his record? What chance'd there be of
+namin' to lead the party in the city the _man who had knifed the party
+in the State_?"
+
+West's chin rested upon his hand; his gaze fell dreamily upon the
+table-top. Before his mind's eye there had unrolled a favorite vision--a
+white meadow of faces focussed breathlessly upon a great orator. He
+recalled himself with a start, a stretch, and a laugh.
+
+"Aren't you wandering rather carelessly into the future, Plonny?"
+
+"If I am," said Mr. Neal, solemnly, "it's because you stand at the
+crossroads to-day."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+West found the office deserted, his assistant being gone for lunch. He
+finished two short articles begun earlier in the day, and himself
+departed with an eye to food. Later, he had to attend a couple of board
+meetings, which ran off into protracted by-talk, and the rainy twilight
+had fallen before his office knew him again.
+
+Not long after, Queed, already hatted and overcoated to go, pushed open
+the connecting door and entered. The two chatted a moment of the make-up
+of next day's "page." Presently West said: "By the bye, written anything
+about the reformatory?"
+
+"Anything!" echoed Queed, with a faint smile. "You might say that I've
+written everything about it--the best article I ever wrote, I should
+say. It's our last chance, you know."
+
+Queed thought of Eva Bernheimer, and a light crept into his ordinarily
+impassive eye. At the same time, West's ordinarily buoyant face fell a
+little.
+
+"That so? Let me see how you've handled it, will you?"
+
+"Certainly," said Queed, showing no surprise, though it was many a day
+since any composition of his had undergone supervision in that office.
+
+It was on the tip of West's tongue to add, "I rather think we've been
+pressing that matter too hard," but he checked himself. Why should he
+make any explanation to his assistant? Was it not the fact that he had
+trusted the young man too far already?
+
+Queed brought his article and laid it on West's desk, his face very
+thoughtful now. "If there is any information I can give you about the
+subject, I'll wait."
+
+West hardly repressed a smile. "Thank you, I think I understand the
+situation pretty well."
+
+Still Queed lingered and hesitated, most unlike himself. Presently he
+strolled over to the window and looked down unseeingly into the lamp-lit
+wetness of Centre Street. In fact, he was the poorest actor in the
+world, and never pretended anything, actively or passively, without
+being unhappy.
+
+"It's raining like the mischief," he offered uncomfortably.
+
+"Cats and dogs," said West, his fingers twiddling with Queed's copy.
+
+"By the way," said Queed, turning with a poorly done air of casualness,
+"what is commonly supposed to have become of Henry G. Surface? Do people
+generally believe that he is dead?"
+
+"Bless your heart, no!" said West, looking up in some surprise at the
+question. "That kind never die. They invariably live to a green old
+age--green like the bay-tree."
+
+"I--have gotten very much interested in his story," said Queed, which
+was certainly true enough. "Where do people think that he is now?"
+
+"Oh, in the West somewhere, living like a fat hog off Miss Weyland's
+money."
+
+Queed's heart lost a beat. An instinct, swift as a reflex, turned him
+to the window again; he feared that his face might commit treason. A
+curious contraction and hardening seemed to be going on inside of him, a
+chilling petrifaction, and this sensation remained; but in the next
+instant he felt himself under perfect control, and was calmly saying:--
+
+"Why, I thought the courts took all the money he had."
+
+"They took all they could find. If you've studied high finance you'll
+appreciate the distinction." Amiably West tapped the table-top with the
+long point of his pencil, and wished that Queed would restore him his
+privacy. "Everybody thought at the time, you know, that he had a hundred
+thousand or so put away where the courts never got hold of it. The
+general impression was that he'd somehow smuggled it over to the woman
+he'd been living with--his wife", he said. "She died, I believe, but
+probably our friend Surface, when he got out, hadn't the slightest
+trouble in putting his hands on the money."
+
+"No, I suppose not. An interesting story, isn't it? You'll telephone if
+you need anything to-night?"
+
+"Oh, I shan't need anything. The page is shaping up very satisfactorily,
+I think. Good-night, my dear fellow."
+
+Left alone, West picked up Queed's closely-written sheets, and leaning
+back in his chair read them with the closest attention. Involuntarily,
+his intellect paid a tribute to the writer as he read. The article was
+masterly. The argument was close and swift, the language impassioned,
+the style piquant. "Where did he learn to write like that!" wondered
+West. Here was the whole subject compressed into half a column, and so
+luminous a half column that the dullest could not fail to understand and
+admire. Two sarcastic little paragraphs were devoted to stripping the
+tatters from the nakedness of the economy argument, and these Mr.
+Queed's chief perused twice.
+
+"The talk of a doctrinaire," mused he presently. "The closet
+philosopher's ideas. How far afield from the real situation ..."
+
+It was a most fortunate thing, he reflected, that he himself had means
+of getting exact and accurate information at first hand. Suppose that he
+had not, that, like some editors, he had simply passed this article in
+without examination and correction. It would have made the _Post_
+ridiculous, and decidedly impaired its reputation for common sense and
+fair play. Whatever should or should not be said, this was certainly no
+way to talk of honest men, who were trying to conserve the party and who
+differed from the _Post_ only on an unimportant question of detail.
+
+West leaned back in his chair and stared at the farther wall.... For
+that was exactly what it was--an unimportant detail. The important
+thing, the one thing that he himself had insisted on, was that the State
+should have a reformatory. Whether the State had it now or two years
+from now, made relatively little difference, except to those who, like
+his editorial assistant, had sunk themselves in the question till their
+sense of proportion had deserted them. Was not that a fair statement of
+the case? Whatever he did, he must not let his views be colored by
+probable effects upon his own future.... Surely, to wait two brief years
+for the institution, with the positive assurance of it then, could be no
+hardship to a State which had got along very well without it for all the
+years of its lifetime. Surely not. Plonny Neal, whose sharp horse sense
+he would back against any man in the State, was absolutely sound there.
+
+He tried to consider the question with chill judiciality, and believed
+that he was doing so. But the fervor which Plonny had imparted to it,
+and the respect which he had for Plonny's knowledge of practical
+conditions, stood by him, unconsciously guiding his thoughts along the
+line of least resistance.... Though nobody dared admit it publicly, the
+party was facing a great crisis; and it was in his hand to save or to
+wreck it. All eyes were anxiously on the _Post_, which wielded the
+decisive power. The people had risen with the unreasonable demand that
+progress be checked for a time, because of the cost of it. The leaders
+had responded to the best of their ability, but necessary expenses were
+so great that it was going to be a narrow shave at best--so narrow that
+another hundred thousand spent would land the whole kettle of fish in
+the fire. The grand old party would go crashing down the precipice. Was
+not that a criminal price to pay for getting a reformatory institution
+two years before the people were ready to pay for it? There was the
+whole question in a nutshell.
+
+The one unpleasant aspect of this view was Sharlee Weyland, the dearest
+girl in the world. She would be much disappointed, and, for the first
+moment, would possibly be somewhat piqued with him personally. He knew
+that women were extremely unreasonable about these things; they looked
+at affairs from the emotional point of view, from the point of view of
+the loose, large "effect." But Sharlee Weyland was highly intelligent
+and sensible, and he had not the smallest doubt of his ability to make
+her understand what the unfortunate situation was. He could not tell her
+everything--Plonny had cautioned secrecy about the real gravity of the
+crisis--but he would tell her enough to show her how he had acted, with
+keen regrets, from his sternest sense of public duty. It was a cruel
+stroke of fate's that his must be the hand to bring disappointment to
+the girl he loved, but after all, would she not be the first to say that
+he must never put his regard for her preferences above the larger good
+of City and State? He could not love her, dear, so well, loved he not
+honor more.
+
+He picked up Queed's article and glanced again at the astonishing words,
+words which, invested with the _Post's_ enormous prestige, simply kicked
+and cuffed the party to its ruin. A wave of resentment against his
+assistant swept through the editor's mind. This was what came of
+trusting anything to anybody else. If you wanted to be sure that things
+were done right, do them yourself. Because he had allowed Queed a little
+rope, that young man had industriously gathered in almost enough to
+hang, not himself, for he was nothing, but the _Post_ and its editor.
+However, there was no use crying over spilt milk. What was done was
+done. Fortunately, the _Post's_ general position was sound; had not the
+editor himself dictated it? If the expression of that position in cold
+type had been gradually carried by a subordinate to a more and more
+violent extreme, to an intemperance of utterance which closely
+approached insanity, what was it the editor's duty to do? Obviously to
+take charge himself and swing the position back to a safe and sane mean,
+exactly where he had placed it to begin with. That was all that was
+asked of him--to shift back the paper's position to where he had placed
+it in the beginning, and by so doing to save the party from wreck. Could
+a sensible man hesitate an instant? And in return....
+
+West's gaze wandered out of the window, and far on into the beyond....
+His friends were watching him, silently but fearfully. Who and what
+these friends were his swift thought did not stay to ask. His glamorous
+fancy saw them as a great anxious throng, dominant men, yet respectful,
+who were trembling lest he should make a fatal step--to answer for it
+with his political life. Public life--he rejected the term political
+life--was of all things what he was preeminently fitted for. How else
+could a man so fully serve his fellows?--how so surely and strongly
+promote the uplift? And Plonny Neal had served notice on him that he
+stood to-day on the crossroads to large public usefulness. The czar of
+them all, the great Warwick who made and unmade kings by the lifting of
+his finger, had told him, as plain as language could speak, that he,
+West, was his imperial choice for the mayoralty, with all that that
+foreshadowed.... Truly, he had served his apprenticeship, and was meet
+for his opportunity. For eight long months he had stood in line, doing
+his duty quietly and well, asking no favor of anybody. And now at last
+Warwick had beckoned him and set the mystic star upon his forehead....
+
+Iridescent visionry enwrapped the young man, and he swam in it goldenly.
+In time his spirit returned to his body, and he found himself leaning
+back in a very matter-of-fact chair, facing a very plain question. How
+could the shifting back, the rationalizing, of the paper's position be
+accomplished with the minimum of shock? How could he rescue the party
+with the least possible damage to the _Post's_ consistency?
+
+West went to a filing cabinet in the corner of the room, pulled out a
+large folder marked, _Reformatory_, and, returning to his seat, ran
+hurriedly through the _Post's_ editorials on this subject during the
+past twelvemonth. Over some of the phrases he ground his teeth. They
+floated irritatingly in his head as he once more leaned back in his
+chair and frowned at the opposite wall.
+
+Gradually there took form in his mind a line of reasoning which would
+appear to grow with some degree of naturalness out of what had gone
+before, harmonizing the basic continuity of the _Post's_ attitude, and
+minimizing the change in present angle or point of view. His fertile
+mind played about it, strengthening it, building it up, polishing and
+perfecting; and in time he began to write, at first slowly, but soon
+with fluent ease.
+
+
+
+
+XXVI
+
+ _In which Queed forces the Old Professor's Hand, and the Old
+ Professor takes to his Bed._
+
+
+Raincoat buttoned to his throat, Queed set his face against the steady
+downpour. It was a mild, windless night near the end of February,
+foreshadowing the early spring already nearly due. He had no umbrella,
+or wish for one: the cool rain in his face was a refreshment and a
+vivifier.
+
+So the worst had come to the worst, and he had been living for nearly a
+year on Sharlee Weyland's money, stolen from her by her father's false
+friend. Wormwood and gall were the fruits that altruism had borne him.
+Two casual questions had brought out the shameful truth, and these
+questions could have been asked as easily a year ago as now.
+
+Bitterly did the young man reproach himself now, for his criminal
+carelessness in regard to the sources of Surface's luxurious income. For
+the better part of a year he had known the old man for an ex-convict
+whose embezzlings had run high into six figures. Yet he had gone on
+fatuously swallowing the story that the money of which the old rogue was
+so free represented nothing but the savings of a thrifty schoolteacher.
+A dozen things came back to him now to give the lie to that tale. He
+thought of the costly books that Surface was constantly buying; the
+expensive repairs he had made in his rented house; the wine that stood
+on the dinner-table every night; the casual statement from the old man
+that he meant to retire from the school at the end of the present
+session. Was there ever a teacher who could live like this after a dozen
+years' roving work? And the probability was that Surface had never
+worked at all until, returning to his own city, he had needed a position
+as a cover and a blind.
+
+Mathematical computations danced through the young man's brain. He
+figured that their present scale of living must run anywhere from $3500
+to $5000 a year. Surface's income from the school was known to be $900 a
+year. His income from his lodger was $390 a year. This difference
+between, say $4000 and $1290, was $2710 a year, or 4 per cent on some
+$70,000. And this tidy sum was being filched from the purse of Charlotte
+Lee Weyland, who worked for her living at an honorarium of $75 a month.
+
+Queed walked with his head lowered, bent less against the rain than his
+own stinging thoughts. At the corner of Seventh Street a knot of young
+men, waiting under a dripping awning for a car that would not come,
+cried out gayly to the Doc; they were Mercuries; but the Doc failed to
+respond to their greetings, or even to hear them. He crossed the humming
+street, northerly, with an experienced sureness acquired since his
+exploit with the dog Behemoth; and so came into his own section of the
+town.
+
+He was an apostle of law who of all things loved harmony. Already his
+mind was busily at work seeking to restore order out of the ruins of his
+house. Obviously the first thing to do, the one thing that could not
+wait an hour, was to get his sense of honesty somehow back again. He
+must compel Surface to hand over to Miss Weyland immediately every cent
+of money that he had. The delivery could be arranged easily enough,
+without any sensational revelations. The letter to Miss Weyland could
+come from a lawyer in the West; in Australia, if the old man liked; that
+didn't matter. The one thing that did matter was that he should
+immediately make restitution as fully as lay within the power of them
+both.
+
+Surface, of course, would desperately resist such a suggestion. Queed
+knew of but one club which could drive him to agree to it, one goad
+which could rowel him to the height. This was his own continued
+companionship. He could compel Surface to disgorgement only at the price
+of a new offering of himself to the odious old man who had played false
+with him as with everybody else. Queed did not hesitate. At the moment
+every cost seemed small to clear his dearest belonging, which was his
+personal honesty, of this stain. As for Surface, nothing could make him
+more detestable in a moral sense than he had been all along. He had been
+a thief and a liar from the beginning. Once the cleansing storm was
+over, their unhappy domestic union could go on much as it had done
+before.
+
+For his part, he must at once set about restoring his half of the joint
+living expenses consumed during the past nine months. This money could
+be passed in through the lawyer with the rest, so that she would never
+know. Obviously, he would have to make more money than he was making
+now, which meant that he would have to take still more time from his
+book. There were his original tax articles in the _Post_, which a
+publisher had asked him at the time to work over into a primer for
+college use. There might be a few hundreds to be made there. He could
+certainly place some articles in the reviews. If for the next twelve
+months he ruthlessly eliminated everything from his life that did not
+bring in money, he could perhaps push his earnings for the next year to
+three thousand dollars, which would be enough to see him through....
+
+And busy with thoughts like these, he came home to Surface's pleasant
+little house, and was greeted by the old man with kindness and good
+cheer.
+
+It was dinner-time--for they dined at night now, in some state--and they
+sat down to four dainty courses, cooked and served by the capable
+Henderson. The table was a round one, so small that the two men could
+have shaken hands across it without the smallest exertion. By old
+Surface's plate stood a gold-topped bottle, containing, not the ruddy
+burgundy which had become customary of late, but sparkling champagne.
+Surface referred to it, gracefully, as his medicine; doctors, he said,
+were apparently under the delusion that schoolmasters had bottomless
+purses. To this pleasantry Queed made no reply. He was, indeed, spare
+with his remarks that evening, and his want of appetite grieved old
+Henderson sorely.
+
+The servant brought the coffee and retired. He would not be back again
+till he was rung for: that was the iron rule. The kitchen was separated
+from the dining-room by a pantry and two doors. Thus the diners were as
+private as they were ever likely to be in this world, and in the breast
+of one of them was something that would brook no more delay.
+
+"Professor," said this one, with a face which gave no sign of inner
+turmoil, "I find myself obliged to refer once more to--an unwelcome
+subject."
+
+Surface was reaching for his coffee cup; he was destined never to pick
+it up. His hand fell; found the edge of the table; his long fingers
+gripped and closed over it.
+
+"Ah?" he said easily, not pretending to doubt what subject was meant.
+"I'm sorry. I thought that we had laid the old ghosts for good."
+
+"I thought so, too. I was mistaken, it seems."
+
+Across the table, the two men looked at each other. To Surface, the
+subject must indeed have been the most unwelcome imaginable, especially
+when forced upon him with so ominous a directness. Yet his manner was
+the usual bland mask; his face, rather like a bad Roman senator's in the
+days of the decline, had undergone no perceptible change.
+
+"When I came here to live with you," said Queed, "I understood, of
+course, that you would be contributing several times as much toward our
+joint expenses as I. To a certain degree, you would be supporting me.
+Naturally, I did not altogether like that. But you constantly assured
+me, you may remember, that you would rather put your savings into a home
+than anything else, that you could not manage it without my assistance,
+and that you considered my companionship as fully offsetting the
+difference in the money we paid. So I became satisfied that the
+arrangement was honorable to us both."
+
+Surface spoke with fine courtesy. "All this is so true, your
+contribution toward making our house a home has been so much greater
+than my own, that I feel certain nothing can have happened to disturb
+your satisfaction."
+
+"Yes," said Queed. "I have assumed all the time that the money you were
+spending here was your own."
+
+There was a silence. Queed looked at the table-cloth. He had just become
+aware that his task was hateful to him. The one thing to do was to get
+it over as swiftly and decisively as possible.
+
+"I am at a loss," said the old man, dryly, "to understand where the
+assumption comes in, in view of the fact that I have stated, more than
+once--"
+
+"I am forced to tell you that I cannot accept these statements."
+
+For a moment the brilliant eyes looked dangerous. "Are you aware that
+your language is exceedingly offensive?"
+
+"Yes. I'm very sorry. Nevertheless, this tooth must come out. It has
+suddenly become apparent to me that you must be spending here the income
+on hardly less than seventy-five thousand dollars. Do you seriously ask
+me to believe, now that I directly bring up the matter, that you amassed
+this by a few years of school-teaching?"
+
+Surface lit a cigarette, and, taking a slow puff, looked unwinkingly
+into the young man's eyes, which looked as steadily back into his own.
+"You are mistaken in assuming," he said sternly, "that, in giving you my
+affection, I have given you any right to cross-examine me in--"
+
+"Yes, you gave it to me when you invited me to your house as, in part,
+your guest--"
+
+"I am behind the times, indeed, if it is esteemed the privilege of a
+guest to spy upon his host."
+
+"That," said Queed, quietly, "is altogether unjust. You must know that I
+am not capable of spying on you. I have, on the contrary, been culpably
+short-sighted. Never once have I doubted anything you told me until you
+yourself insisted on rubbing doubts repeatedly into my eyes. Professor,"
+he went on rapidly, "are you aware that those familiar with your story
+say that, when you--that, after your misfortune, you started life again
+with a bank account of between one and two hundred thousand dollars?"
+
+The black eyes lit up like two shoe-buttons in the sunlight. "That is a
+wicked falsehood, invented at the time by a lying reporter--"
+
+"Do you assert that everything you have now has been earned since your
+misfortune?"
+
+"Precisely that."
+
+The voice was indignantly firm, but Queed, looking into the old man's
+face, read there as plain as day that he was lying.
+
+"Think a moment," he said sorrowfully. "This is pretty serious, you see.
+Are you absolutely sure that you carried over nothing at all?"
+
+"In the sight of God, I did not. But let me tell you, my friend--"
+
+A chair-leg scraped on the carpeted floor, and Queed was standing,
+playing his trump card with a grim face.
+
+"We must say good-by, Professor--now. I'll send for my things in the
+morning."
+
+"What do you mean, you--"
+
+"That you and I part company to-night. Good-by."
+
+"Stop!" cried Surface. He rose, greatly excited and leaned over the
+table. A faint flush drove the yellow from his cheek; his eyes were
+blazing. He shook a menacing finger at close range in Queed's face,
+which remained entirely unmoved by the demonstration.
+
+"So this is the reward of my kindness and affection! I won't endure it,
+do you understand? I won't be kicked into the gutter like an old shoe,
+do you hear? Sit down in that chair. I forbid you to leave the house."
+
+Queed's gaze was more formidable than his own. "Mr. Surface," he said,
+in a peculiarly quiet voice, "you forget yourself strangely. You are in
+no position to speak to me like this."
+
+Surface appeared suddenly to agree with him. He fell back into his chair
+and dropped his face into his hands.
+
+Queed, standing where he was, watched him across the tiny dinner-table
+and, against his reason, felt very sorry. How humiliating this ripping
+up of old dishonor was to the proud old man, rogue though he was, he
+understood well enough. From nobody in the world but him, he knew, would
+Surface ever have suffered it to proceed as far as this, and this
+knowledge made him want to handle the knife with as little roughness as
+possible.
+
+"I--was wrong," said the muffled voice. "I ask your forgiveness for my
+outbreak."
+
+"You have it."
+
+Surface straightened himself up, and, by an obvious effort, managed to
+recapture something like his usual smoothness of voice and manner.
+
+"Will you be good enough to sit down? I will tell you what you wish."
+
+"Certainly. Thank you."
+
+Queed resumed his seat. His face was a little pale, but otherwise just
+as usual. Inwardly, after the moment of critical uncertainty, he was
+shaken by a tempest of fierce exultation. His club, after all, was going
+to be strong enough; the old man would give up the money rather than
+give up him.
+
+Surface picked up his cigarette. All his storm signals had disappeared
+as by magic.
+
+"I did manage," began the old man, flicking off his ash with an
+admirable effect of calm, "to save a small nest-egg from the wreck, to
+keep me from the poorhouse in my old age. I did not wish to tell you
+this because, with your lack of acquaintance with business methods, the
+details would only confuse, and possibly mislead, you. I had, too,
+another reason for wishing to keep it a surprise. You have forced me,
+against my preferences, to tell you. As to this small pittance," he
+said, without the flicker of an eye-lash, "any court in the country
+would tell you that it is fairly and honorably mine."
+
+"Thank you. I appreciate your telling me this." Queed leaned over the
+table, and began speaking in a quiet, brisk voice. "Now, then, here is
+the situation. You have a certain sum of money put away somewhere,
+estimated to be not less than a hundred thousand dollars--"
+
+"Nothing of the sort! Far less than that! A few beggarly thousands,
+which--"
+
+"Very well--a few thousands. Of course your books will readily show the
+exact figures. This money was withheld at the time your affairs were
+settled, and therefore was not applied to reducing the--the loss on the
+trustee account. Of course, if its existence had been known, it would
+have been so applied. In other words, the Weyland estate has been
+deprived to the exact extent of the sum withheld. Fortunately, it is
+never too late to correct an error of this sort. My idea is that we
+should make the restitution without the loss of an unnecessary day."
+
+Doubtless the old man had seen it coming; he heard the galling proposal
+with a face which showed nothing stronger than profound surprise.
+"Restitution! My dear boy, I owe no restitution to any one."
+
+"You hardly take the position that you have acquired a title to the
+Weyland trustee funds?"
+
+"Ah, there it is!" purred Surface, making a melancholy gesture. "You see
+why I did not wish to open up this complicated subject. Your ignorance,
+if you will pardon me, of modern business procedure, makes it very
+difficult for you to grasp the matter in its proper bearings. Without
+going into too much detail, let me try to explain it to you. This
+settlement of my affairs that you speak of was forcibly done by the
+courts, in the interest of others, and to my great injury. The rascals
+set out to cut my throat--was it required of me to whet the knife for
+them? They set out to strip me of the last penny I had, and they had
+every advantage, despotic powers, with complete access to all my private
+papers. If the robbers overlooked something that I had, a bagatelle I
+needed for the days of my adversity, was it my business to pluck them by
+the sleeve and turn traitor to myself? Why, the law itself gave me what
+they passed over. I was declared a bankrupt. Don't you know what that
+means? It means that the courts assumed responsibility for my affairs,
+paid off my creditors, and, as a small compensation for having robbed
+me, wiped the slate clean and declared me free of all claims. And this
+was twenty-five years ago. My dear boy! Read the Bankruptcy Act. Ask a
+lawyer, any lawyer--"
+
+"Let us not speak of lawyers--now," interrupted Queed, stirring in his
+chair. "Let their opinion wait as a last alternative, which, I earnestly
+hope, need never be used at all. I am not bringing up this point to you
+now as a legal question, but as a moral one."
+
+"Ah! You do not find that the morals provided by the law are good enough
+for you, then?"
+
+"If your reading of the law is correct--of which I am not so certain as
+you are, I fear--it appears that they are not. But--"
+
+"It is my misfortune," interrupted the old man, his hand tightening on
+the table-edge, "that your sympathies are not with me in the matter.
+Mistaken sentiment, youthful Quixotism, lead you to take an absurdly
+distorted view of what--"
+
+"No, I'm afraid not. You see, when stripped of all unnecessary language,
+the repulsive fact is just this: we are living here on money that was
+unlawfully abstracted from the Weyland estate. No matter what the law
+may say, we know that this money morally belongs to its original owners.
+Now I ask you--"
+
+"Let me put it another way. I can show you exactly where your
+misapprehension is--"
+
+Queed stopped him short by a gesture. "My mind is so clear on this point
+that discussion only wastes our time."
+
+The young man's burst of exultation was all but stillborn; already
+despair plucked chilly at his heart-strings. For the first time the
+depth of his feeling broke through into his voice: "Say, if you like
+that I am unreasonable, ignorant, unfair. Put it all down to besotted
+prejudice.... Can't you restore this money because I ask it? Won't you
+do it as a favor to me?"
+
+Surface's face became agitated. "I believe there is nothing else in the
+world--that I wouldn't do for you--a thousand times over--but--"
+
+Then Queed threw the last thing that he had to offer into the scales,
+namely himself. He leaned over the table and fixed the old man with
+imploring eyes.
+
+"I'd do my best to make it up to you. I'll--I'll live with you till one
+or the other of us dies. You'll have somebody to take care of you when
+you are old, and there will never be any talk of the poorhouse between
+you and me. It can all be arranged quietly through a lawyer,
+Professor--and nobody will guess your secret. You and I will find quiet
+lodgings somewhere, and live together--as friends--live cleanly,
+honorably, honestly--"
+
+"For God's sake, stop!" said Surface, in a broken-voice. "This is more
+than I can bear."
+
+So Queed knew that it was hopeless, and that the old man meant to cling
+to his dishonored money, and let his friend go. He sank back in his
+chair, sick at heart, and a painful silence fell.
+
+"If I refuse," Surface took up the theme, "it is for your sake as well
+as mine. My boy, you don't know what you ask. It is charity, mere mad
+charity to people whom I have no love for, who--"
+
+"Then," said Queed, "two things must happen. First, I must lay the facts
+before Miss Weyland."
+
+Surface's manner changed; his eyes became unpleasant.
+
+"You are not serious. You can hardly mean to repeat to anybody what I
+have told you in sacred confidence."
+
+Queed smiled sadly. "No, you have not told me anything in confidence.
+You have never told me anything until I first found it out for myself,
+and then only because denial was useless."
+
+"When I told you my story last June, you assured me--"
+
+"However, you have just admitted that what you told me last June was not
+the truth."
+
+Again their eyes clashed, and Surface, whose face was slowly losing all
+its color, even the sallowness, found no sign of yielding in those of
+the younger man.
+
+Queed resumed: "However, I do not mean that I shall tell her who you
+are, unless you yourself compel me to. I shall simply let her know that
+you are known to be alive, within reach of the courts, and in possession
+of a certain sum of money withheld from the trustee funds. This will
+enable her to take the matter up with her lawyers and, as I believe,
+bring it before the courts. If her claim is sustained, she would
+doubtless give you the opportunity to make restitution through
+intermediaries, and thus sensational disclosures might be avoided.
+However, I make you no promises about that."
+
+Surface drew a breath; he permitted his face to show signs of relief.
+"Since my argument and knowledge carry so little weight with you," he
+said with a fine air of dignity, "I am willing to let the courts
+convince you, if you insist. But I do beg--"
+
+Queed cut him short; he felt that he could not bear one of the old man's
+grandiloquent speeches now. "There is one other thing that must be
+mentioned," he said in a tired voice. "You understand, of course, that I
+can live here no longer."
+
+"My God! Don't say that! Aren't you satisfied with what you've done to
+me without that!"
+
+"I haven't done anything to you. Whatever has been done, you have
+deliberately done to yourself. I have no desire to hurt or injure you.
+But--what are you thinking about, to imagine that I could continue to
+live here--on this money?"
+
+"You contradict yourself twice in the same breath! You just said that
+you would let the courts settle that question--"
+
+"As to the Weyland estate's claim, yes. But I do not let the courts
+regulate my own sense of honor."
+
+Surface, elbows on the table, buried his face in his hands. Queed slowly
+rose, a heart of lead in his breast. He had failed. He had offered all
+that he had, and it had been unhesitatingly kicked aside. And, unless
+long litigation was started, and unless it ultimately succeeded, Henry
+G. Surface would keep his loot.
+
+He glanced about the pleasant little dining-room, symbol of the only
+home he had ever known, where, after all, he had done great work, and
+been not unhappy. Personally, he was glad to leave it, glad to stand out
+from the shadow of the ruin of Henry G. Surface. Nevertheless it was a
+real parting, the end of an epoch in his life, and there was sadness in
+that. Sadness, too, he saw, deeper than his repugnance and anger, in the
+bowed figure before him, the lost old man whom he was to leave solitary
+henceforward. Saddest of all was the consciousness of his own terrible
+failure.
+
+He began speaking in a controlled voice.
+
+"This interview is painful to us both. It is useless to prolong it.
+I--have much to thank you for--kindness which I do not forget now and
+shall not forget. If you ever reconsider your decision--if you should
+ever need me for anything--I shall be within call. And now I must leave
+you ... sorrier than I can say that our parting must be like this." He
+paused: his gaze rested on the bent head, and he offered, without hope,
+the final chance. "Your mind is quite made up? You are sure
+that--this--is the way you wish the matter settled?"
+
+Surface took his face from his hands and looked up. His expression was a
+complete surprise. It was neither savage nor anguished, but
+ingratiating, complacent, full of suppressed excitement. Into his eyes
+had sprung an indescribable look of cunning, the look of a broken-down
+diplomat about to outwit his adversary with a last unsuspected card.
+
+"No, no! Of course I'll not let you leave me like this," he said, with a
+kind of trembling eagerness, and gave a rather painful laugh. "You force
+my hand. I had not meant to tell you my secret so soon. You can't guess
+the real reason why I refuse to give my money to Miss Weyland, even
+when you ask it, now can you? You can't guess, now can you?"
+
+"I think I can. You had rather have the money than have me."
+
+"Not a bit of it. Nothing of the kind! Personally I care nothing for the
+money. I am keeping it," said the old man, lowering his voice to a
+chuckling whisper, "_for you!_" He leaned over the table, fixing Queed
+with a gaze of triumphant cunning. "I'm going to make you _my heir!_
+Leave everything I have in the world _to you!_"
+
+A wave of sick disgust swept through the young man, momentarily
+engulfing his power of speech. Never had the old man's face looked so
+loathsome to him, never the man himself appeared so utterly detestable.
+
+Surface had risen, whispering and chuckling. "Come up to the
+sitting-room, my dear boy. I have some papers up there that may open
+your eyes. You need never work--"
+
+"Stop!" said Queed, and the old man stopped in his tracks. "Can't I make
+you understand?" he went on, fighting hard for calmness. "Isn't it clear
+to you that _nothing_ could induce me to touch another penny of this
+money?"
+
+"Ah!" said Surface, in his softest voice. "Ah! And might I inquire the
+reason for this heroic self-restraint?"
+
+"You choose your words badly. It is no restraint to honest men to
+decline to take other people's money."
+
+"Ah, I see. I see. I see," said Surface, nodding his shining hairless
+head up and down.
+
+"Good-by."
+
+"No, no," said the old man, in an odd thick voice. "Not quite yet, if
+you please. There is still something that I want to say to you."
+
+He came slowly around the tiny table, and Queed watched his coming with
+bursts of fierce repugnance which set his hard-won muscles to twitching.
+An elemental satisfaction there might be in throwing the old man through
+the window. Yet, in a truer sense, he felt that the necessity of
+manhandling him would be the final touch in this degrading interview.
+
+"You value your society too high, my dear boy," said Surface with a face
+of chalk. "You want too big a price. I must fork over every penny I
+have, to a young trollop who happens to have caught your fancy--"
+
+"Stand away from me!" cried Queed, with a face suddenly whiter than his
+own. "You will tempt me to do what I shall be sorry for afterwards."
+
+But Surface did not budge, and to strike, after all, was hardly
+possible; it would be no better than murder. The two men stood, white
+face to white face, the two pairs of fearless eyes scarcely a foot
+apart. And beyond all the obvious dissimilarity, there appeared a
+curious resemblance in the two faces at that moment: in each the same
+habit of unfaltering gaze, the same high forehead, the same clean-cut
+chin, the same straight, thin-lipped mouth.
+
+"Oh, I see through you clearly enough," said Surface. "You're in love
+with her! You think it is a pretty thing to sacrifice me to her,
+especially as the sacrifice costs you nothing--"
+
+"Stop! Will you force me in the name of common decency--"
+
+"But I'll not permit you to do it, do you hear?" continued Surface, his
+face ablaze, his lower lip trembling and twitching, as it does sometimes
+with the very old. "You need some discipline, my boy. Need some
+discipline--and you shall have it. You will continue to live with me
+exactly as you have heretofore, only henceforward I shall direct your
+movements and endeavor to improve your manners."
+
+He swayed slightly where he stood, and Queed's tenseness suddenly
+relaxed. Pity rose in his heart above furious resentment; he put out his
+hand and touched the old man's arm.
+
+"Control yourself," he said in an iron voice. "Come--I will help you to
+bed before I go."
+
+Surface shook himself free, and laughed unpleasantly. "Go! Didn't you
+hear me tell you that you were not going? Who do you think I am that you
+can flout and browbeat and threaten--"
+
+"Come! Let us go up to bed--"
+
+"Who do you think I am!" repeated Surface, bringing his twitching face
+nearer, his voice breaking to sudden shrillness. "Who do you think I am,
+I say?"
+
+Queed thought the old man had gone off his head, and indeed he looked
+it. He began soothingly: "You are--"
+
+"I'm your father! Your _father_, do you hear!" cried Surface. "_You're
+my son--Henry G. Surface, Jr.!_"
+
+This time, Queed, looking with a wild sudden terror into the flaming
+eyes, knew that he heard the truth from Surface at last. The revelation
+broke upon him in a stunning flash. He sprang away from the old man with
+a movement of loathing unspeakable.
+
+"Father!" he said, in a dull curious whisper. "_O God! Father!_"
+
+Surface gazed at him, his upper lip drawn up into his old purring sneer.
+
+"So that is how you feel about it, my son?" he inquired suavely, and
+suddenly crumpled down upon the floor.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The young man shook him by the shoulder, but he did not stir. Henderson
+came running at the sound of the fall, and together they bore the old
+man, breathing, but inert as the dead, to his room. In an hour, the
+doctor had come and gone. In two hours, a trained nurse was sitting by
+the bed as though she had been there always. The doctor called it a
+"stroke," superinduced by a "shock." He said that Professor Nicolovius
+might live for a week, or a year, but was hardly likely to speak again
+on this side the dark river that runs round the world.
+
+
+
+
+XXVII
+
+ _Sharlee Weyland reads the Morning Post; of Rev. Mr. Dayne's Fight
+ at Ephesus and the Telephone Message that never came; of the
+ Editor's Comment upon the Assistant Editor's Resignation, which
+ perhaps lacked Clarity; and of how Eight Men elect a Mayor._
+
+
+Next morning, in the first moment she had, Sharlee Weyland read the
+Post's editorial on the reformatory. And as she read she felt as though
+the skies had fallen, and the friendly earth suddenly risen up and
+smitten her.
+
+It was a rainy morning, the steady downpour of the night before turned
+into a fine drizzle; and Sharlee, who nearly always walked, took the car
+downtown. She was late this morning; there had been but flying minutes
+she could give to breakfast; not a second to give to anything else; and
+therefore she took the Post with her to read on the ride to "the"
+office. And, seating herself, she turned immediately to the editorial
+page, in which the State Department of Charities felt an especial
+interest this morning.
+
+Both the name and the position of the editorial were immediately
+disappointing to her. It was not in the leading place, and its caption
+was simply "As to the Reformatory," which seemed to her too colorless
+and weak. Subconsciously, she passed the same judgment upon the opening
+sentences of the text, which somehow failed to ring out that challenge
+to the obstructionists she had confidently expected. As she read
+further, her vague disappointment gave way to a sudden breathless
+incredulity; that to a heartsick rigidity of attention; and when she
+went back, and began to read the whole article over, slowly and
+carefully, from the beginning, her face was about the color of the
+pretty white collar she wore. For what she was looking on at was, so it
+seemed to her, not simply the killing of the chief ambition of her two
+years' work, but the treacherous murder of it in the house of its
+friends.
+
+As she reread "As to the Reformatory," she became impressed by its
+audacious cleverness. It would have been impossible to manage a
+tremendous shift in position with more consummate dexterity. Indeed, she
+was almost ready to take the _Post's_ word for it that no shift at all
+had been made. From beginning to end the paper's unshakable loyalty to
+the reformatory was everywhere insisted upon; that was the strong
+keynote; the ruinous qualifications were slipped in, as it were,
+reluctantly, hard-wrung concessions to indisputable and overwhelming
+evidence. But there they were, scarcely noticeable to the casual reader,
+perhaps, but to passionate partisans sticking up like palm-trees on a
+plain. In a backhanded, sinuous but unmistakable way, the _Post_ was
+telling the legislature that it had better postpone the reformatory for
+another two years. It was difficult to say just what phrase or phrases
+finally pushed the odious idea out into the light; but Sharlee lingered
+longest on a passage which, after referring to the "list of inescapable
+expenditures published elsewhere," said:
+
+ Immediacy, of course, was never the great question; but it was a
+ question; and the _Post_ has therefore watched with keen regret the
+ rolling up of absolutely unavoidable expenses to the point where
+ the spending of another dollar for any cause, however meritorious
+ in itself, must be regarded as of dubious wisdom.
+
+That sentence was enough. It would be as good as a volume to the
+powerful opposition in the House, hardly repressed heretofore by the
+_Post's_ thunders. The reformatory, which they had labored for so long,
+was dead.
+
+The thought was bitter to the young assistant secretary. But from the
+first, her mind had jumped beyond it, to fasten on another and, to her,
+far worse one, a burning personal question by the side of which the loss
+of the reformatory seemed for the moment an unimportant detail.
+
+_Which of the two men had done it?_
+
+Rev. Mr. Dayne was sitting bowed over his desk, his strong head clamped
+in his hands, the morning Post crumpled on the floor beside him. He did
+not look up when his assistant entered the office; his response to her
+"Good-morning" was of the briefest. Sharlee understood. It was only the
+corporeal husk of her friend that was seated at the desk. All the rest
+of him was down at Ephesus fighting with the beasts, and grimly resolved
+to give no sign from the arena till he had set his foot upon their necks
+for the glory of God and the honor of his cloth.
+
+Sharlee herself did not feel conversational. In silence she took off her
+things, and, going over to her own desk, began opening the mail. In an
+hour, maybe more, maybe less, the Secretary stood at her side, his kind
+face calm as ever.
+
+"Well," he said quietly, "how do you explain it?"
+
+Sharlee's eyes offered him bay-leaves for his victory.
+
+"There is a suggestion about it," said she, still rather white, "of
+thirty pieces of silver."
+
+"Oh! We can hardly say that. Let us give him the benefit of the doubt,
+as long as there can be any doubt. Let us view it for the present as a
+death-bed repentance."
+
+Him? Which did he mean?
+
+"No," said Sharlee, "it is not possible to view it that way. The _Post_
+has been as familiar with the arguments all along, from beginning to
+end, as you or I. It could not be honestly converted any more than you
+could. This," said she, struggling to speak calmly, "is treachery."
+
+"Appearances, I am sorry to say, are much that way. Still--I think we
+should not condemn the paper unheard."
+
+"Then why not have the hearing at once? An explanation is--"
+
+"I shall seek none," interrupted Mr. Dayne, quietly. "The _Post_ must
+volunteer it, if it has any to offer. Of course," he went on, "we know
+nothing of the history of that editorial now. Of one thing, however, I
+feel absolutely certain; that is, that it was published without the
+knowledge of Mr. West. Developments may follow.... As for instance a
+shake-up in the staff."
+
+That settled it. This good man whom she admired so much had not
+entertained a doubt that the editorial was from the brain and pen of Mr.
+Queed.
+
+She said painfully: "As to the effect upon the--the reformatory--"
+
+"It is killed," said Mr. Dayne, and went away to his desk.
+
+Sharlee turned in her desk-chair and looked out of the rain-blurred
+windows.
+
+Through and beyond the trees of the park, over ridges of roofs and away
+to the west and north, she saw the weatherbeaten _Post_ building, its
+distant gray tower cutting mistily out of the dreary sky. From where she
+sat she could just pick out, as she had so often noticed before, the
+tops of the fifth-floor row of windows, the windows from which the
+_Post's_ editorial department looked out upon a world with which it
+could not keep faith. Behind one of those windows at this moment, in all
+likelihood, sat the false friend who had cut down the reformatory from
+behind.
+
+Which was it? Oh, was not Mr. Dayne right, as he always was? Where was
+there any room for doubt?
+
+Long before Sharlee knew Charles Gardiner West personally, when she was
+a little girl and he just out of college, she had known him by report as
+a young man of fine ideals, exalted character, the very pattern of
+stainless honor. Her later intimate knowledge of him, she told herself,
+had fully borne out the common reputation. Wherever she had touched him,
+she had found him generous and sound and sweet. That he was capable of
+what seemed to her the baldest and basest treachery was simply
+unthinkable. And what reason was there ever to drag his name into her
+thought of the affair at all? Was it not Mr. Queed who had written all
+the reformatory articles since Colonel Cowles's death--Mr. Queed who had
+promised only twenty-four hours ago to do his utmost for the cause at
+the critical moment to-day?
+
+And yet ... and yet ... her mind clung desperately to the thought that
+possibly the assistant editor had not done this thing, after all. The
+memory of his visit to her, less than a week ago, was very vivid in her
+mind. What sort of world was it that a man with a face of such shining
+honesty could stoop to such shabby dishonesty?--that a man who had
+looked at her as he had looked at her that night, could turn again and
+strike her such a blow? That Queed should have done this seemed as
+inconceivable as that West should have done it. There was the wild
+hundredth chance that neither had done it, that the article had been
+written by somebody else and published by mistake.
+
+But the hope hardly fluttered its wings before her reason struck it
+dead. No, there was no way out there. The fact was too plain that one of
+her two good friends, under what pressure she could not guess, had
+consented to commit dishonor and, by the same stroke, to wound her so
+deeply. For no honest explanation was possible; there was no argument in
+the case to-day that was not equally potent a month ago. It was all a
+story of cajolery or intimidation from the formidable opposition, and of
+mean yielding in the places of responsibility. And--yes--She felt it as
+bad for one of her two friends to be so stained as another. It had come
+to that. At last she must admit that they stood upon level ground in her
+imagination, the nameless little Doctor of two years back side by side
+with the beau ideal of all her girlhood. One's honor was as dear to her
+as another's; one's friendship as sweet; and now one of them was her
+friend no more.
+
+And it was not West whom she must cast out. There was no peg anywhere to
+hang even the smallest suspicion of him upon. She scourged her mind for
+seeking one. It was Queed who, at the pinch, had broken down and
+betrayed them with a kiss: Queed, of the obscure parentage, dubious
+inheritance, and omitted upbringing; Queed, whom she had first stood
+upon his feet and started forward in a world of men, had helped and
+counseled and guided, had admitted to her acquaintance, her
+friendship--for this.
+
+But because Sharlee had known Queed well as a man who loved truth,
+because the very thing that she had seen and most admired in him from
+the beginning was an unflinching honesty of intellect and character,
+because of the remembrance of his face as she had last seen it: a tiny
+corner of her mind, in defiance of all reason, revolted against this
+condemnation and refused to shut tight against him. All morning she sat
+at her work, torn by anxiety, hoping every moment that her telephone
+might ring with some unthought-of explanation, which would leave her
+with nothing worse upon her mind than the dead reformatory. But though
+the telephone rang often, it was never for this.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Sitting in a corner of the House gallery, about noon, Mr. Dayne saw the
+reformatory bill, which he himself had written, called up out of order
+and snowed under. The only speech was made by the Solon who had the bill
+called up, a familiar organization wheelhorse, named Meachy T. Bangor,
+who quoted with unconcealed triumph from the morning's _Post_, wholly
+ignoring all the careful safeguards and tearing out of the context only
+such portions as suited his humor and his need. Mr. Bangor pointed out
+that, inasmuch as the "acknowledged organ" of the State Department of
+Charities now at length "confessed" that the reformatory had better wait
+two years, there were no longer two sides to the question. Many of the
+gentleman's hearers appeared to agree with him. They rose and fell upon
+the bill, and massacred it by a vote of 54 to 32.
+
+From "Sis" Hopkins, legislative reporter of the _Post_, the news went
+skipping over the telephone wire to the editorial rooms, where the
+assistant editor, who received it, remarked that he was sorry to hear
+it. That done, the assistant hung up the receiver, and resumed work upon
+an article entitled "A Constitution for Turkey?" He had hardly added a
+sentence to this composition before West came in and, with a cheery word
+of greeting, passed into his own office.
+
+The assistant editor went on with his writing. He looked worn this
+morning, Henry Surface's son, and not without reason. Half the night he
+had shared the nurse's vigil at the bedside of Surface, who lay in
+unbroken stupor. Half the night he had maintained an individual vigil in
+his own room, lying flat on his back and staring wide-eyed into the
+darkness. And on the heels of the day, there had come new trouble for
+him, real trouble, though in the general cataclysm its full bearings and
+farther reaches did not at once come home to him. Running professionally
+through the _Post_ at breakfast-time, his eye, like Miss Weyland's, had
+been suddenly riveted by that paper's remarks upon the reformatory....
+What was the meaning of the staggering performance he had no idea, and
+need not inquire. Its immediate effect upon his own career was at least
+too plain for argument. His editorship and his reformatory had gone down
+together.
+
+Yet he was in no hurry now about following West into his sanctum. Of all
+things Queed, as people called him, despised heroics and abhorred a
+"scene." Nothing could be gained by a quarrel now; very earnestly he
+desired the interview to be as matter-of-fact as possible. In half an
+hour, when he had come to a convenient stopping-place, he opened the
+door and stood uncomfortably before the young man he had so long
+admired.
+
+West, sitting behind his long table, skimming busily through the paper
+with blue pencil and scissors, looked up with his agreeable smile.
+
+"Well! What do you see that looks likely for--What's the matter? Are you
+sick to-day?"
+
+"No, I am quite well, thank you. I find very little in the news, though.
+You notice that a digest of the railroad bill is given out?"
+
+"Yes. You don't look a bit well, old fellow. You must take a holiday
+after the legislature goes. Yes, I'm going to take the hide off that
+bill. Or better yet--you. Don't you feel like shooting off some big guns
+at it?"
+
+"Certainly, if you want me to. There is the farmers' convention, too.
+And by the way, I'd like to leave as soon as you can fill my place."
+
+West dropped scissors, pencil, and paper and stared at him with dismayed
+amazement. "_Leave!_ Why, you are never thinking of _leaving_ me!"
+
+"Yes. I'd--like to leave. I thought I ought to tell you this morning, so
+that you can at once make your plans as to my successor."
+
+"But my dear fellow! I can't let you _leave me!_ You've no idea how I
+value your assistance, how I've come to lean and depend upon you at
+every point. I never dreamed you were thinking of this. What's the
+matter? What have you got on your mind?"
+
+"I think," said Queed, unhappily, "that I should be better satisfied off
+the paper than on it."
+
+"Why, confound you--it's the money!" said West, with a sudden relieved
+laugh. "Why didn't you tell me, old fellow? You're worth five times what
+they're paying you--five times as much as I am for that matter--and I
+can make the directors see it. Trust me to make them raise you to my
+salary at the next meeting."
+
+"Thank you--but no, my salary is quite satisfactory."
+
+West frowned off into space, looking utterly bewildered. "Of course," he
+said in a troubled voice, "you have a perfect right to resign without
+saying a word. I haven't the smallest right to press you for an
+explanation against your will. But--good Lord! Here we've worked
+together side by side, day after day, for nearly a year, pretty good
+friends, as I thought, and--well, it hurts a little to have you put on
+your hat and walk out without a word. I wish you would tell me what's
+wrong. There's nothing I wouldn't do, if I could, to fix it and keep
+you."
+
+The eyes of the two men met across the table, and it was Queed's that
+faltered and fell.
+
+"Well," he said, obviously embarrassed, "I find that I am out of
+sympathy with the policy of the paper."
+
+"Oh-h-ho!" said West, slowly and dubiously. "Do you mean my article on
+the reformatory?"
+
+"Yes--I do."
+
+"Why, my dear fellow!"
+
+West paused, his handsome eyes clouded, considering how best he might
+put the matter to overcome most surely the singular scruples of his
+assistant.
+
+"Let's take it this way, old fellow. Suppose that my standpoint in that
+article was diametrically wrong. I am sure I could convince you that it
+was not, but admit, for argument's sake, that it was. Do you feel that
+the appearance in the paper of an article with which you don't agree
+makes it necessary for you, in honor, to resign?"
+
+"No, certainly not--"
+
+"Is it that you don't like my turning down one of your articles and
+printing one of my own instead? I didn't know you objected to that, old
+fellow. You see--while your judgment is probably a hanged sight better
+than mine, after all I am the man who is held responsible, and I am paid
+a salary to see that my opinions become the opinions of the _Post_."
+
+"It is entirely right that your opinions--"
+
+"Then wherein have I offended? Be frank with me, like a good fellow, I
+beg you!"
+
+Queed eyed him strangely. Was the editor's inner vision really so
+curiously astigmatic?
+
+"I look at it this way," he said, in a slow, controlled voice. "The
+_Post_ has said again and again that _this_ legislature must establish a
+reformatory. That was the burden of a long series of editorials, running
+back over a year, which, as I thought, had your entire approval. Now, at
+the critical moment, when it was only necessary to say once more what
+had been said a hundred times before, the _Post_ suddenly turns about
+and, in effect, authorizes this legislature not to establish the
+reformatory. The House killed the bill just now. Bangor quoted from the
+_Post_ editorial. There can be no doubt, of course, that it turned a
+number of votes--enough to have safely carried the bill."
+
+West looked disturbed and unhappy.
+
+"But if we find out that this legislature is so drained by inescapable
+expenses that it simply cannot provide the money? Suppose the State
+had been swept by a plague? Suppose there was a war and a million of
+unexpected expenses had suddenly dropped on us from the clouds? Wouldn't
+you agree that circumstances altered cases, and that, under such
+circumstances, everything that was not indispensable to the State's
+existence would have to go over?"
+
+Queed felt like answering West's pepper-fire of casuistry by throwing
+Eva Bernheimer at his head. Despite his determination to avoid a
+"scene," he felt his bottled-up indignation rising. A light showed in
+his stone-gray eyes.
+
+"Can't you really see that these circumstances are not in the least like
+those? Did you do me the courtesy to read what I wrote about this
+so-called 'economy argument' last night?"
+
+"Certainly," said West, surprised by the other's tone. "But clever as it
+was, it was not based, in my opinion, on a clear understanding of the
+facts as they actually exist. You and I stay so close inside of four
+walls here that we are apt to get out of touch with practical
+conditions. Yesterday, I was fortunate enough to get new facts, from a
+confidential and highly authoritative source. In the light of these--I
+wish I could explain them more fully to you, but I was pledged to
+secrecy--I am obliged to tell you that what you had written seemed to me
+altogether out of focus, unfair, and extreme."
+
+"Did you get these facts, as you call them, from Plonny Neal?"
+
+"As to that, I am at liberty to say nothing."
+
+Queed, looking at him, saw that he had. He began to feel sorry for West.
+
+"I would give four hundred and fifty dollars," he said slowly--"all the
+money that I happen to have--if you had told me last night that you
+meant to do this."
+
+"I am awfully sorry," said West, with a touch of dignity, "that you take
+it so hard. But I assure you--"
+
+"I know Plonny Neal even better than you do," continued Queed, "for I
+have known him as his social equal. He is laughing at you to-day."
+
+West, of course, knew better than that. The remark confirmed his belief
+that Queed had brooded over the reformatory till he saw everything about
+it distorted and magnified.
+
+"Well, old fellow," he said, without a trace of ill-humor in his voice
+or his manner, "then it is I he is laughing at--not you. That brings us
+right back to my point. If you feel, as I understand it, that the _Post_
+is in the position of having deserted its own cause, I alone am the
+deserter. Don't you see that? Not only am I the editor of the paper, and
+so responsible for all that it says; but I wrote the article, on my own
+best information and judgment. Whatever consequences there are," said
+West, his thoughts on the consequences most likely to accrue to the
+saviour of the party, "I assume them all."
+
+"A few people," said Queed, slowly, "know that I have been conducting
+this fight for the _Post_. They may not understand that I was suddenly
+superseded this morning. But of course it isn't that. It is simply a
+matter--"
+
+"Believe me, it can all be made right. I shall take the greatest
+pleasure in explaining to your friends that I alone am responsible. I
+shall call to-day--right now--at--"
+
+"I'm sorry," said Queed, abruptly, "but it is entirely impossible for me
+to remain."
+
+West looked, and felt, genuinely distressed. "I wish," he said, "the old
+reformatory had never been born"; and he went on in a resigned voice:
+"Of course I can't keep you with a padlock and chain, but--for the life
+of me, I can't catch your point of view. To my mind it appears the
+honorable and courageous thing to correct a mistake, even at the last
+moment, rather than stand by it for appearance's sake."
+
+"You see I don't regard our principles as a mistake."
+
+But he went back to his office marveling at himself for the ease with
+which West had put him in the wrong.
+
+For friendship's sake, West had meant to call at the Charities
+Department that day, and explain to his two friends there how his sense
+of responsibility to the larger good had made it necessary for him to
+inflict a momentary disappointment upon them. But this disturbing
+interview with his assistant left him not so sure that an immediate call
+would be desirable, after all. At the moment, both Dayne and the dearest
+girl in the world would naturally be feeling vexed over the failure of
+their plan; wouldn't it be the sensible and considerate thing to give
+them a little time to conquer their pique and compose themselves to see
+facts as they were?
+
+The _Chronicle_ that afternoon finally convinced him that this would be
+the considerate thing. That offensive little busybody, which pretended
+to have been a champion of "this people's institution" came out with a
+nasty editorial, entitled "The _Post's_ Latest Flop." "Flop" appeared to
+be an intensely popular word in the _Chronicle_ office. The article
+boldly taxed "our more or less esteemed contemporary" with the murder of
+the reformatory, and showed unpleasant freedom in employing such phrases
+as "instantaneous conversion," "treacherous friendship," "disgusting
+somersaulting," and the like. Next day, grown still more audacious, it
+had the hardihood to refer to the _Post_ as "The Plonny Neal organ."
+
+Now, of course, the reformatory had not been in any sense a burning
+public "issue." Measures like this, being solid and really important,
+seldom interest the people. There was not the smallest popular
+excitement over the legislature's conduct, or the _Post's_. The
+_Chronicle's_ venomous remarks were dismissed as the usual "newspaper
+scrap." All this West understood perfectly. Still, it was plain that a
+few enthusiasts, reformatory fanatics, were taking the first flush of
+disappointment rather hard. For himself, West reflected, he cared
+nothing about their clamor. Conscious of having performed an
+unparalleled service to his party, and thus to his State, he was willing
+to stand for a time the indignation of the ignorant, the obloquy of the
+malicious, even revolt and disloyalty among his own lieutenants. One
+day the truth about his disinterested patriotism would become known. For
+the present he would sit silent, calmly waiting at least until unjust
+resentment subsided and reason reasserted her sway.
+
+Many days passed, as it happened, before West and the Secretary of
+Charities met; six days before West and the Assistant Secretary met. On
+the sixth night, about half-past seven in the evening, he came
+unexpectedly face to face with Sharlee Weyland in the vestibule of Mrs.
+Byrd, Senior's, handsome house. In the days intervening, Sharlee's state
+of mind had remained very much where it was on the first morning: only
+now the tiny open corner of her mind had shrunk to imperceptible
+dimensions. Of West she entertained not the smallest doubt; and she
+greeted him like the excellent friend she knew him to be.
+
+There was a little dinner-dance at Mrs. Byrd's, for the season's
+_debutantes_. It became remembered as one of the most charming of all
+her charming parties. To the buds were added a sprinkling of older girls
+who had survived as the fittest, while among the swains a splendid
+catholicity as to age prevailed. A retinue of imported men, Caucasian at
+that, served dinner at six small tables, six at a table; the viands were
+fashioned to tickle tired epicures; there was vintage champagne such as
+kings quaff to pledge the comity of nations; Wissner's little band of
+artists, known to command its own price, divinely mingled melody with
+the rose-sweetness of the air. West, having dined beautifully, and
+lingered over coffee in the smoking-room among the last, emerged to find
+the polished floors crowded with an influx of new guests, come to
+enliven the dance. His was, as ever, a Roman progress; he stopped and
+was stopped everywhere; like a happy opportunist, he plucked the flowers
+as they came under his hand, and gayly whirled from one measure to
+another. So the glorious evening was half spent before, in an
+intermission, he found himself facing Sharlee Weyland, who was
+uncommonly well attended, imploring her hand for the approaching waltz.
+
+Without the smallest hesitation, Sharlee drew her ornamental pencil
+through the next name on her list, and ordered her flowers and fan
+transferred from the hands of Mr. Beverley Byrd to those of Mr. Charles
+Gardiner West.
+
+"Only," said she, thinking of her partners, "you'll have to hide me
+somewhere."
+
+With a masterful grace which others imitated, indeed, but could not
+copy, West extricated his lady from her gallants, and led her away to a
+pretty haven; not indeed, to a conservatory, since there was none, but
+to a bewitching nook under the wide stairway, all banked about with palm
+and fern and pretty flowering shrub. There they sat them down, unseeing
+and unseen, near yet utterly remote, while in the blood of West beat the
+intoxicating strains of Straus, not to mention the vintage champagne, to
+which he had taken a very particular fancy.
+
+All night, while the roses heard the flute, violin, bassoon, none in all
+the gay company had been gayer than Sharlee. Past many heads in the
+dining-room, West had watched her, laughing, radiant, sparkling as the
+wine itself, a pretty little lady of a joyous sweetness that never knew
+a care. In the dance, for he had watched her there, too, wondering, as
+she circled laughing by, whether she felt any lingering traces of pique
+with him, she had been the same: no girl ever wore a merrier heart. But
+a sudden change came now. In the friendly freedom of the green-banked
+alcove, Sharlee's gayety dropped from her like a painted mask, which,
+having amused the children, has done its full part. Against the back of
+the cushioned settle where they sat she leaned a weary head, and frankly
+let her fringed lids droop.
+
+At another time West might have been pleased by such candid evidences of
+confidence and intimacy, but not to-night. He felt that Sharlee, having
+advertised a delightful gayety by her manner, should now proceed to
+deliver it: it certainly was not for tired sweetness and disconcerting
+silences that he had sought this _tete-a-tete_. But at last his failure
+to arouse her on indifferent topics became too marked to be passed
+over; and then he said in a gentle voice:--
+
+"Confess, Miss Weyland. You're as tired as you can be."
+
+She turned her head, and smiled a little into his eyes. "Yes--you don't
+mind, do you?"
+
+"Indeed I do, though! You're going altogether too hard--working like a
+Trojan all day and dancing like a dryad all night. You'll break yourself
+down--indeed you will!"
+
+Hardly conscious of it herself, Sharlee had been waiting with a tense
+anxiety of which her face began to give signs, for him to speak. And now
+she understood that he would not speak; and she knew why.... How her
+heart warmed to him for his honorable silence in defense of his unworthy
+friend.
+
+But she herself was under no such restraint. "It isn't that," she said
+quickly. "It's the reformatory--I've worried myself sick over it."
+
+West averted his gaze; he saw that it had come, and in a peculiarly
+aggravated form. He recognized at once how impossible it would be to
+talk the matter over, in a calm and rational way, under such conditions
+as these. This little girl had brooded over it till the incident had
+assumed grotesque and fantastic proportions in her mind. She was seeing
+visions, having nightmares. In a soothing, sympathetic voice, he began
+consoling her with the thought that a postponement for two brief years
+was really not so serious, and that--
+
+"It isn't that!" she corrected him again, in the same voice. "That was
+pretty bad, but--what I have minded so much was M---- was the _Post's_
+desertion."
+
+West's troubled eyes fell. But some hovering imp of darkness instantly
+popped it into his head to ask: "Have you seen Queed?"
+
+"No," said Sharlee, colorlessly. "Not since--"
+
+"You--didn't know, then, that he has left the _Post?_"
+
+"Left the _Post!_" she echoed, with a face suddenly rigid. "No! Did he?
+Won't you tell me--?"
+
+West looked unhappily at the floor. "Well--I'd much rather not go into
+this now. But the fact is that he left because ... well, we had a
+difference of opinion as to that reformatory article."
+
+Sharlee turned hastily away, pretending to look for her fan. The sudden
+shutting of that tiny door had shot her through with unexpected pain.
+The last doubt fell now; all was plain. Mr. Queed had been discharged
+for writing an article which outraged his chief's sense of honor, that
+knightly young chief who still would not betray him by a word. The
+little door clicked; Sharlee turned the key upon it and threw away the
+key. And then she turned upon West a face so luminous with pure trust
+that it all but unsteadied him.
+
+To do West justice, it was not until his words had started caroming down
+the eternal halls of time, that their possible implication dawned upon
+him. His vague idea had been merely to give a non-committal summary of
+the situation to ease the present moment; this to be followed, at a more
+suitable time, by the calm and rational explanation he had always
+intended. But the magical effect of his chance words, entirely
+unexpected by him, was quite too delightful to be wiped out. To erase
+that look from the tired little lady's face by labored exposition and
+tedious statistic would be the height of clumsy unkindness. She had been
+unhappy; he had made her happy; that was all that was vital just now. At
+a later time, when she had stopped brooding over the thing and could see
+and discuss it intelligently, he would take her quietly and straighten
+the whole matter out for her.
+
+For this present, there was a look in her eyes which made a trip-hammer
+of his heart. Never had her face--less of the mere pretty young girl's
+than he had ever seen it, somewhat worn beneath its color, a little
+wistful under her smile--seemed to him so immeasurably sweet. In his
+blood Straus and the famous Verzenay plied their dizzying vocations.
+Suddenly he leaned forward, seeing nothing but two wonderful blue eyes,
+and his hand fell upon hers, with a grip which claimed her out of all
+the world.
+
+"Sharlee" he said hoarsely. "Don't you know that--"
+
+But he was, alas, summarily checked. At just that minute, outraged
+partners of Miss Weyland's espied and descended upon them with loud
+reproachful cries, and Charles Gardiner West's moment of superb
+impetuosity had flowered in nothing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At a little earlier hour on the same evening, in a dining-room a mile
+away, eight men met "without political significance" to elect a new set
+of officers for the city. A bit of red-tape legislation permitted the
+people to ratify the choices at a "primary," to be held some months
+later; but the election came now. Unanimously, and with little or no
+discussion, the eight men elected one of their own number, Mr. Meachy T.
+Bangor by name, to the office of Mayor of the City.
+
+One of them then referred humorously to Mr. Bangor as just the sort of
+progressive young reformer that suited _him_. Another suggested, more
+seriously, that they might have to allow for the genuine article some
+day. Plonny Neal, who sat at the head of the table, as being the wisest
+of them, said that the organization certainly must expect to knuckle to
+reform some day; perhaps in eight years, perhaps in twelve years,
+perhaps in sixteen.
+
+"Got your young feller all picked out, Plonny?" queried the Mayor elect,
+Mr. Bangor, with a wink around the room.
+
+Plonny denied that he had any candidate. Under pressure, however, he
+admitted having his eye on a certain youth, a "dark horse" who was
+little known at present, but who, in his humble judgment, was a coming
+man. Plonny said that this man was very young just now, but would be
+plenty old enough before they would have need of him.
+
+Mr. Bangor once more winked at the six. "Why, Plonny, I thought you were
+rooting for Charles Gardenia West."
+
+"Then there's two of ye," said Plonny, dryly, "he being the other one."
+
+He removed his unlighted cigar, and spat loudly into a tall brass
+cuspidor, which he had taken the precaution to place for just such
+emergencies.
+
+"Meachy," said Plonny, slowly, "I wouldn't give the job of dog-catcher
+to a man you couldn't trust to stand by his friends."
+
+
+
+
+XXVIII
+
+ _How Words can be like Blows, and Blue Eyes stab deep; how Queed
+ sits by a Bedside and reviews his Life; and how a Thought leaps at
+ him and will not down._
+
+
+In the first crushing burst of revelation, Queed had had a wild impulse
+to wash his hands of everything, and fly. He would pack Surface off to a
+hospital; dispose of the house; escape back to Mrs. Paynter's; forget
+his terrible knowledge, and finally bury it with Surface. His reason
+fortified the impulse at every point. He owed less than nothing to his
+father; he had not the slightest responsibility either toward him or for
+him; to acknowledge the relation between them would do no conceivable
+good to anybody. He would go back to the Scriptorium, and all would be
+as it had been before.
+
+But when the moment came either to go or to stay, another and deeper
+impulse rose against this one, and beat it down. Within him a voice
+whispered that though he might go back to the Scriptorium, he would
+never be as he had been before. Whether he acknowledged the relation or
+not, it was still there. And, in time, his reason brought forth material
+to fortify this impulse, too: it came out in brief, grim sentences which
+burned themselves into his mind. Surface was his father. To deny the
+primal blood-tie was not honorable. The sins of the fathers descended to
+the children. To suppress Truth was the crowning blasphemy.
+
+Queed did not go. He stayed, resolved, after a violent struggle--it was
+all over in the first hour of his discovery--to bear his burden,
+shouldering everything that his sonship involved.
+
+By day and by night the little house stood very quiet. Its secret
+remained inviolate; the young man was still Mr. Queed, the old one
+still Professor Nicolovius, who had suffered the last of his troublesome
+"strokes." Inside the darkened windows, life moved on silent heels. The
+doctor came, did nothing, and went. The nurse did nothing but stayed.
+Queed would have dismissed her at once, except that that would have been
+bad economy; he must keep his own more valuable time free for the
+earning of every possible penny. To run the house, he had, for the
+present, his four hundred and fifty dollars in bank, saved out of his
+salary. This, he figured, would last nine weeks. Possibly Surface would
+last longer than that: that remained to be seen.
+
+Late on a March afternoon, Queed finished a review article--his second
+since he had left the newspaper, four days before--and took it himself
+to the post-office. He wanted to catch the night mail for the North; and
+besides his body, jaded by two days' confinement, cried aloud for a
+little exercise. His fervent desire was to rush out all the articles
+that were in him, and get money for them back with all possible speed.
+But he knew that the market for this work was limited. He must find
+other work immediately; he did not care greatly what kind it was,
+provided only that it was profitable. Thoughts of ways and means, mostly
+hard thoughts, occupied his mind all the way downtown. And always it
+grew plainer to him how much he was going to miss, now of all times, his
+eighteen hundred a year from the _Post_.
+
+In the narrowest corridor of the post-office--like West in the Byrds'
+vestibule--he came suddenly face to face with Sharlee Weyland.
+
+The meeting was unwelcome to them both, and both their faces showed it.
+Sharlee had told herself, a thousand times in a week, that she never
+wanted to see Mr. Queed again. Queed had known, without telling himself
+at all, that he did not want to see Miss Weyland, not, at least, till he
+had more time to think. But Queed's dread of seeing the girl had nothing
+to do with what was uppermost in her mind--the _Post's_ treacherous
+editorial. Of course, West had long since made that right as he had
+promised, as he would have done with no promising. But--ought he to
+tell her now, or to wait?... And what would she say when she knew the
+whole shameful truth about him--knew that for nearly a year Surface
+Senior and Surface Junior, shifty father and hoodwinked son, had been
+living fatly on the salvage of her own plundered fortune?
+
+She would have passed him with a bow, but Queed, more awkward than she,
+involuntarily halted. The dingy gas-light, which happened to be behind
+him, fell full upon her face, and he said at once:--
+
+"How do you do?--not very well, I fear. You look quite used up--not well
+at all."
+
+Pride raised a red flag in her cheek. She lifted a great muff to her
+lips, and gave a little laugh.
+
+"Thank you. I am quite well."
+
+Continuing to gaze at her, he went ahead with customary directness:
+"Then I am afraid you have been taking--the reformatory too hard."
+
+"No, not the reformatory. It is something worse than that. I had a
+friend once," said Sharlee, muff to her lips, and her level eyes, upon
+him, "and he was not worthy."
+
+To follow out that thought was impossible, but Queed felt very sorry for
+West when he saw how she said it.
+
+"I'm sorry that you should have had this--to distress you. However--"
+
+"Isn't it rather late to think of that now? As to saying it--I should
+have thought that you would tell me of your sorrow immediately--or not
+at all."
+
+A long look passed between them. Down the corridor, on both sides of
+them, flowed a stream of people bent upon mails; but these two were
+alone in the world.
+
+"Have you seen West?" asked Queed, in a voice unlike his own.
+
+She made a little movement of irrepressible distaste.
+
+"Yes.... But you must not think that he told me. He is too kind, too
+honorable to betray his friend."
+
+He stared at her, reft of the power of speech.
+
+From under the wide hat, the blue eyes seemed to leap out and stab him;
+they lingered, turning the knife, while their owner appeared to be
+waiting for him to speak; and then with a final twist, they were pulled
+away, and Queed found himself alone in the corridor.
+
+He dropped his long envelope in the slot labeled _North_, and turned his
+footsteps toward Duke of Gloucester Street again.
+
+Within him understanding had broken painfully into flame. Miss Weyland
+believed that he was the author of the unforgivable editorial--_he_, who
+had so gladly given, first the best abilities he had, and then his
+position itself, to the cause of Eva Bernheimer. West had seen her, and
+either through deliberate falseness or his characteristic fondness for
+shying off from disagreeable subjects--Queed felt pretty sure it was the
+latter--had failed to reveal the truth. West's motives did not matter in
+the least. The terrible situation in which he himself had been placed
+was all that mattered, and that he must straighten out at once. What
+dumbness had seized his tongue just now he could not imagine. But it was
+plain that, however much he would have preferred not to see the girl at
+all, this meeting had made another one immediately necessary: he must
+see her at once, to-night, and clear himself wholly of this cruel
+suspicion. And yet ... he could never clear himself of her _having_
+suspected him; he understood that, and it seemed to him a terrible
+thing. No matter how humble her contrition, how abject her apologies,
+nothing could ever get back of what was written, or change the fact that
+she had believed him capable of that.
+
+The young man pursued his thoughts over three miles of city streets, and
+returned to the house of Surface.
+
+The hour was 6.30. He took the nurse's seat by the bedside of his father
+and sent her away to her dinner.
+
+There was a single gas-light in the sick-room, turned just high enough
+for the nurse to read her novels. The old man lay like a log, though
+breathing heavily; under the flickering light, his face looked ghastly.
+It had gone all to pieces; advanced old age had taken possession of it
+in a night. Moreover the truth about the auburn mustaches and goatee was
+coming out in snowy splotches; the fading dye showed a mottle of red and
+white not agreeable to the eye. Here was not merely senility, but
+ignoble and repulsive senility.
+
+His father!... his _father!_ O God! How much better to have sprung, as
+he once believed, from the honest loins of Tim Queed!
+
+The young man averted his eyes from the detestable face of his father,
+and let his thoughts turn inward upon himself. For the first time in all
+his years, he found himself able to trace his own life back to its
+source, as other men do. A flying trip to New York, and two hours with
+Tim Queed, had answered all questions, cleared up all doubts. First of
+all, it had satisfied him that there was no stain upon his birth.
+Surface's second marriage had been clandestine, but it was genuine; in
+Newark the young man found the old clergyman who had officiated at the
+ceremony. His mother, it seemed, had been Miss Floretta May Earle, a
+"handsome young opery singer," of a group, so Tim said, to which the
+gentleman, his father, had been very fond of giving his "riskay little
+bacheldore parties."
+
+Tim's story, in fact, was comprehensive at all points. He had been Mr.
+Surface's coachman and favorite servant in the heyday of the Southern
+apostate's metropolitan glories. About a year before the final
+catastrophe, Surface's affairs being then in a shaky condition, the
+servants had been dismissed, the handsome house sold, and the financier,
+in a desperate effort to save himself, had moved off somewhere to modest
+quarters in a side street. That was the last Tim heard of his old
+patron, till the papers printed the staggering news of his arrest. A few
+weeks later, Tim one day received a message bidding him come to see his
+former master in the Tombs.
+
+The disgraced capitalist's trial was then in its early stages, but he
+entertained not the smallest hope of acquittal. Broken and embittered,
+he confided to his faithful servant that, soon after the break-up of
+his establishment, he had quietly married a wife; that some weeks
+earlier she had presented him with a son; and that she now lay at the
+point of death with but remote chances of recovery. To supply her with
+money was impossible, for his creditors, he said, had not only swooped
+down like buzzards upon the remnant of his fortune, but were now
+watching his every move under the suspicion that he had managed to keep
+something back. All his friends had deserted him as though he were a
+leper, for his had been the unpardonable sin of being found out. In all
+the world there was no equal of whom he was not too proud to ask a
+favor.
+
+In short, he was about to depart for a long sojourn in prison, leaving
+behind a motherless, friendless, and penniless infant son. Would Tim
+take him and raise him as his own?
+
+While Tim hesitated over this amazing request, Surface leaned forward
+and whispered a few words in his ear. He _had_ contrived to secrete a
+little sum of money, a very small sum, but one which, well invested as
+it was, would provide just enough for the boy's keep. Tim was to receive
+twenty-five dollars monthly for his trouble and expense; Surface pledged
+his honor as a gentleman that he would find a way to smuggle this sum to
+him on the first of every month. Tim, being in straits at the time,
+accepted with alacrity. No, he could not say that Mr. Surface had
+exhibited any sorrow over the impending decease of his wife, or any
+affectionate interest in his son. In fact the ruined man seemed to
+regard the arrival of the little stranger--"the brat," as he called
+him--with peculiar exasperation. Tim gathered that he never expected or
+desired to see his son, whatever the future held, and that, having
+arranged for food and shelter, he meant to wash his hands of the whole
+transaction. The honest guardian's sole instructions were to keep mum as
+the grave; to provide the necessaries of life as long as the boy was
+dependent upon him; not to interfere with him in any way; but if he
+left, always to keep an eye on him, and stand ready to produce him on
+demand. To these things, and particularly to absolute secrecy, Tim was
+sworn by the most awful of oaths; and so he and his master parted. A
+week later a carriage was driven up to Tim's residence in the dead of
+the night, and a small bundle of caterwauling humankind was transferred
+from the one to the other. Such was the beginning of the life of young
+Queed. The woman, his mother, had died a day or two before, and where
+she had been buried Tim had no idea.
+
+So the years passed, while the Queeds watched with amazement the subtly
+expanding verification of the adage that blood will tell. For Mr.
+Surface, said Tim, had been a great scholard, and used to sit up to all
+hours reading books that Thomason, the butler, couldn't make head nor
+tail of; and so with Surface's boy. He was the strange duckling among
+chickens who, with no guidance, straightway plumed himself for the seas
+of printed knowledge. Time rolled on. When Surface was released from
+prison, as the papers announced, there occurred not the smallest change
+in the status of affairs; except that the monthly remittances now bore
+the name of Nicolovius, and came from Chicago or some other city in the
+west. More years passed; and at last, one day, after a lapse of nearly a
+quarter of a century, the unexpected happened, as it really will
+sometimes. Tim got a letter in a handwriting he knew well, instructing
+him to call next day at such-and-such a time and place.
+
+Tim was not disobedient to the summons. He called; and found, instead of
+the dashing young master he had once known, a soft and savage old man
+whom he at first utterly failed to recognize. Surface paced the floor
+and spoke his mind. It seemed that an irresistible impulse had led him
+back to his old home city; that he had settled and taken work there; and
+there meant to end his days. Under these circumstances, some deep-hidden
+instinct--a whim, the old man called it--had put it into his head to
+consider the claiming and final acknowledgment of his son. After all the
+Ishmaelitish years of bitterness and wandering, Surface's blood, it
+seemed, yearned for his blood. But under no circumstances, he told Tim,
+would he acknowledge his son before his death, since that would involve
+the surrender of his incognito; and not even then, so the old man swore,
+unless he happened to be pleased with the youth--the son of his body
+whom he had so utterly neglected through all these years. Therefore, his
+plan was to have the boy where they would meet as strangers; where he
+could have an opportunity to watch, weigh, and come to know him in the
+most casual way; and thereafter to act as he saw fit.
+
+So there, in the shabby lodging-house, the little scheme was hatched
+out. Surface undertook by his own means to draw his son, as the magnet
+the particle of steel, to his city. Tim, to whom the matter was sure to
+be broached, was to encourage the young man to go. But more than this:
+it was to be Tim's diplomatic task to steer him to the house where
+Surface, as Nicolovius, resided. Surface himself had suggested the
+device by which this was to be done; merely that Tim, mentioning the
+difficulties of the boarding-house question in a strange city, was to
+recall that through the lucky chance of having a cousin in this
+particular city, he knew of just the place: a house where accommodations
+were of the best, particularly for those who liked quiet for studious
+work, and prices ridiculously low. The little stratagem worked
+admirably. The address which Tim gave young Surface was the address of
+Mrs. Paynter's, where Surface Senior had lived for nearly three years.
+And so the young man had gone to his father, straight as a homing
+pigeon.
+
+How strange, how strange to look back on all this now!
+
+Half reclining in the nurse's chair, unseeing eyes on the shaded and
+shuttered window, for the fiftieth time Queed let his mind go back over
+his days at Mrs. Paynter's, reading them all anew in the light of his
+staggering knowledge. With three communications of the most fragmentary
+sort, his father had had his full will of his son. With six typewritten
+lines, he had drawn the young man to his side at his own good pleasure.
+Boarding-house gossip made it known that the son was in peril of
+ejectment for non-payment of board, and a twenty-dollar bill had been
+promptly transmitted--at some risk of discovery--to ease his stringency.
+Last came the mysterious counsel to make friends and to like people, the
+particular friends and people intended being consolidated, he could
+understand now, in the person of old Nicolovius. And that message out of
+the unknown had had its effect: Queed could see that now, at any rate.
+His father clearly had been satisfied with the result; he appeared as
+his father no more. Thenceforward he stalked his prey as
+Nicolovius--with what consummate skill and success!
+
+Oh, but did he not have a clever father, a stealthy, cunning, merciless
+father, soft-winged, foul-eyed, hungry-taloned, flitting noiselessly in
+circles, that grew ever and ever narrower, sure, and unfaltering to the
+final triumphant swoop! Or no--Rather a coiled and quiescent father,
+horrible-eyed, lying in slimy rings at the foot of the tree, basilisk
+gaze fixed upward, while the enthralled bird fluttered hopelessly down,
+twig by twig, ever nearer and nearer.
+
+But no--his metaphors were very bad; he was sentimentalizing,
+rhetorizing, a thing that he particularly abhorred. Not in any sense was
+he the pitiful prey of his father, the hawk or the snake. Rather was he
+glad that, after long doubt and perplexity, at last he knew. For that
+was the passion of all his chaste life: to know the truth and to face it
+without fear.
+
+Surface stirred slightly in his bed, and Queed, turning his eyes, let
+them rest briefly on that repulsive face. _His father_!... And he must
+wear that name and shoulder that infamy forevermore!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The nurse came back and relieved him of his vigil. He descended the
+stairs to his solitary dinner. And as he went, and while he lingered
+over food which he did not eat, his thoughts withdrew from his terrible
+inheritance to centre anew on the fact that, within an hour, he was to
+see Miss Weyland again.
+
+The prospect drew him while it even more strongly repelled.
+
+For a week he had hesitated, unable to convince himself that he was
+justified in telling Miss Weyland at once the whole truth about himself,
+his father, and her money. There was much on the side of delay. Surface
+might die at any moment, and this would relieve his son from the
+smallest reproach of betraying a confidence: the old man himself had
+said that everything was to be made known when he died. On the other
+hand Surface might get well, and if he did, he ought to be given a final
+chance to make the restitution himself. Besides this, there was the
+great uncertainty about the money. Queed had no idea how much it was, or
+where it was, or whether or not, upon Surface's death, he himself was to
+get it by bequest. But all through these doubts, passionately protesting
+against them, had run his own insistent feeling that it was not right to
+conceal the truth, even under such confused conditions--not, at least,
+from the one person who was so clearly entitled to know it. This feeling
+had reached a climax even before he met the girl this afternoon. Somehow
+that meeting had served to precipitate his decision. After all, Surface
+had had both his chance and his warning.
+
+That his sonship would make him detestable in Miss Weyland's sight was
+highly probable, but he could not let the fear of that keep him silent.
+His determination to tell her the essential facts had come now, at last,
+as a kind of corollary to his instant necessity of straightening out the
+reformatory situation. This latter necessity had dominated his thought
+ever since the chance meeting in the post-office. And as his mind
+explored the subject, it ramified, and grew more complicated and
+oppressive with every step of the way.
+
+It gradually became plain to him that, in clearing himself of
+responsibility for the _Post's_ editorial, he would have to put West in
+a very unpleasant position. He would have to convict him, not only of
+having written the perfidious article, but of having left another man
+under the reproach of having written it. But no; it could not be said
+that he was putting West in this position. West had put himself there.
+It was he who had written the article, and it was he who had kept silent
+about it. Every man must accept the responsibility for his own acts, or
+the world would soon be at sixes and sevens. In telling Miss Weyland the
+truth about the matter, as far as that went, he would be putting himself
+in an unpleasant position. Nobody liked to see one man "telling on"
+another. He did not like it himself, as he remembered, for instance, in
+the case of young Brown in the Blames College hazing affair.
+
+Queed sat alone in the candle-lit dining-room, thinking things out. A
+brilliant idea came to him. He would telephone to West, explain the
+situation to him, and ask him to set it right immediately. West, of
+course, would do so. At the worst, he had only temporized with the
+issue--perhaps had lost sight of it altogether--and he would be shocked
+to learn of the consequences of his procrastination. He himself could
+postpone his call on Miss Weyland till to-morrow, leaving West to go
+to-night. Of course, however, nothing his former chief could do now
+would change the fact that Miss Weyland herself had doubted him.
+
+Undoubtedly, the interview would be a painful one for West. How serious
+an offense the girl considered the editorial had been plain in his own
+brief conversation with her. And West would have to acknowledge,
+further, that he had kept quiet about it for a week. Miss Weyland would
+forgive West, of course, but he could never be the same to her again. He
+would always have that spot. Queed himself felt that way about it. He
+had admired West more than any man he ever knew, more even than Colonel
+Cowles, but now he could never think very much of him again. He was
+quite sure that Miss Weyland was like that, too. Thus the matter began
+to grow very serious. For old Surface, who was always right about
+people, had said that West was the man that Miss Weyland meant to marry.
+
+Very gradually, for the young man was still a slow analyst where people
+were concerned, an irresistible conclusion was forced upon him.
+
+Miss Weyland would rather think that he had written the editorial than
+to know that West had written it.
+
+The thought, when he finally reached it, leapt up at him, but he pushed
+it away. However, it returned. It became like one of those swinging logs
+which hunters hang in trees to catch bears: the harder he pushed it
+away, the harder it swung back at him.
+
+He fully understood the persistence of this idea. It was the heart and
+soul of the whole question. He himself was simply Miss Weyland's friend,
+the least among many. If belief in his dishonesty had brought her
+pain--and he had her word for that--it was a hurt that would quickly
+pass. False friends are soon forgotten. But to West belonged the shining
+pedestal in the innermost temple of her heart. It would go hard with the
+little lady to find at the last moment this stain upon her lover's
+honor.
+
+He had only to sit still and say nothing to make her happy. That was
+plain. So the whole issue was shifted. It was not, as it had first
+seemed, merely a matter between West and himself. The real issue was
+between Miss Weyland and himself--between her happiness and his ... no,
+not his happiness--his self-respect, his sense of justice, his honor,
+his chaste passion for Truth, his ... yes, his happiness.
+
+Did he think most of Miss Weyland or of himself? That was what it all
+came down to. Here was the new demand that his acknowledgment of a
+personal life was making upon him, the supreme demand, it seemed, that
+any man's personal life could ever make upon him. For if, on the day
+when Nicolovius had suddenly revealed himself as Surface, he had been
+asked to give himself bodily, he was now asked to give himself
+spiritually--to give all that made him the man he was.
+
+From the stark alternative, once raised, there was no escape. Queed
+closed with it, and together they went down into deep waters.
+
+
+
+
+XXIX
+
+ _In which Queed's Shoulders can bear One Man's Roguery and
+ Another's Dishonor, and of what these Fardels cost him: how for the
+ Second Time in his Life he stays out of Bed to think._
+
+
+Sharlee, sitting upstairs, took the card from the tray and, seeing the
+name upon it, imperceptibly hesitated. But even while hesitating, she
+rose and turned to her dressing-table mirror.
+
+"Very well. Say that I'll be down in a minute."
+
+She felt nervous, she did not know why; chilled at her hands and cold
+within; she rubbed her cheeks vigorously with a handkerchief to restore
+to them some of the color which had fled. There was a slightly pinched
+look at the corners of her mouth, and she smiled at her reflection in
+the glass, somewhat artificially and elaborately, until she had chased
+it away. Undoubtedly she had been working too hard by day, and going too
+hard by night; she must let up, stop burning the candle at both ends.
+But she must see Mr. Queed, of course, to show him finally that no
+explanation could explain now. It came into her mind that this was but
+the third time he had ever been inside her house--the third, and it was
+the last.
+
+He had been shown into the front parlor, the stiffer and less friendly
+of the two rooms, and its effect of formality matched well with the
+temper of their greeting. By the obvious stratagem of coming down with
+book in one hand and some pretense at fancy-work in the other, Sharlee
+avoided shaking hands with him. Having served their purpose, the small
+burdens were laid aside upon the table. He had been standing, awaiting
+her, in the shadows near the mantel; the chair that he chanced to drop
+into stood almost under one of the yellow lamps; and when she saw his
+face, she hardly repressed a start. For he seemed to have aged ten
+years since he last sat in her parlor, and if she had thought his face
+long ago as grave as a face could be, she now perceived her mistake.
+
+The moment they were seated he began, in his usual voice, and with
+rather the air of having thought out in advance exactly what he was to
+say.
+
+"I have come again, after all, to talk only of definite things. In fact,
+I have something of much importance to tell you. May I ask that you will
+consider it as confidential for the present?"
+
+At the very beginning she was disquieted by the discovery that his gaze
+was steadier than her own. She was annoyingly conscious of looking away
+from him, as she said:--
+
+"I think you have no right to ask that of me."
+
+Surface's son smiled sadly. "It is not about--anything that you could
+possibly guess. I have made a discovery of--a business nature, which
+concerns you vitally."
+
+"A discovery?"
+
+"Yes. The circumstances are such that I do not feel that anybody should
+know of it just yet, but you. However--"
+
+"I think you must leave me to decide, after hearing you--"
+
+"I believe I will. I am not in the least afraid to do so. Miss Weyland,
+Henry G. Surface is alive."
+
+Her face showed how completely taken back she was by the introduction of
+this topic, so utterly remote from the subject she had expected of him.
+
+"Not only that," continued Queed, evenly--"he is within reach. Both
+he--and some property which he has--are within reach of the courts."
+
+"Oh! How do you know?... Where is he?"
+
+"For the present I am not free to answer those questions."
+
+There was a brief silence. Sharlee looked at the fire, the stirrings of
+painful memories betrayed in her eyes.
+
+"We knew, of course, that he might be still alive," she said slowly.
+"I--hope he is well and happy. But--we have no interest in him now.
+That is all closed and done with. As for the courts--I am sure that he
+has been punished already more than enough."
+
+"It is not a question of punishing him any more. You fail to catch my
+meaning, it seems. It has come to my knowledge that he has some money, a
+good deal of it--"
+
+"But you cannot have imagined that I would want his money?"
+
+"His money? He has none. It is all yours. That is why I am telling you
+about it."
+
+"Oh, but that can't be possible. I don't understand."
+
+Sitting upright in his chair, as businesslike as an attorney, Queed
+explained how Surface had managed to secrete part of the embezzled
+trustee funds, and had been snugly living on it ever since his release
+from prison.
+
+"The exact amount is, at present, mere guesswork. But I think it will
+hardly fall below fifty thousand dollars, and it may run as high as a
+hundred thousand. I learn that Mr. Surface thinks, or pretends to think,
+that this money belongs to him. He is, needless to say, wholly mistaken.
+I have taken the liberty of consulting a lawyer about it, of course
+laying it before him as a hypothetical case. I am advised that when Mr.
+Surface was put through bankruptcy, he must have made a false statement
+in order to withhold this money. Therefore, that settlement counts for
+nothing, except to make him punishable for perjury now. The money is
+yours whenever you apply for it. That--"
+
+"Oh--but I shall not apply for it. I don't want it, you see."
+
+"It is not a question of whether you want it or not. It is yours--in
+just the way that the furniture in this room is yours. You simply have
+no right to evade it."
+
+Through all the agitation she felt in the sudden dragging out of this
+long-buried subject, his air of dictatorial authority brought the blood
+to her cheek.
+
+"I have a right to evade it, in the first place, and in the second, I am
+not evading it at all. He took it; I let him keep it. That is the whole
+situation. I don't want it--I couldn't touch it--"
+
+"Well, don't decide that now. There would be no harm, I suppose, in your
+talking with your mother about it--even with some man in whose judgment
+you have confidence. You will feel differently when you have had time to
+think it over. Probably it--"
+
+"Thinking it over will make not the slightest difference in the way I
+feel--"
+
+"Perhaps it would if you stopped thinking about it from a purely selfish
+point of view. Other--"
+
+"_What_?"
+
+"I say," he repeated dryly, "that you should stop thinking of the matter
+from a purely selfish point of view. Don't you know that that is what
+you are doing? You are thinking only whether or not you, personally,
+desire this money. Well, other people have an interest in the question
+besides you. There is your mother, for example. Why not consider it from
+her standpoint? Why not consider it from--well, from the standpoint of
+Mr. Surface?"
+
+"Of Mr. Surface?"
+
+"Certainly. Suppose that in his old age he has become penitent, and
+wants to do what he can to right the old wrong. Would you refuse him
+absolution by declining to accept your own money?"
+
+"I think it will be time enough to decide that when Mr. Surface asks me
+for absolution."
+
+"Undoubtedly. I have particularly asked, you remember, that you do not
+make up your mind to anything now."
+
+"But you," said she, looking at him steadily enough now--"I don't
+understand how you happen to be here apparently both as my counselor and
+Mr. Surface's agent."
+
+"I have a right to both capacities, I assure you."
+
+"Or--have you a habit of being--?"
+
+She left her sentence unended, and he finished it for her in a colorless
+voice.
+
+"Of being on two sides of a fence, perhaps you were about to say?"
+
+She made no reply.
+
+"That is what you were going to say, isn't it?"
+
+"Yes, I started to say that," she answered, "and then I thought better
+of it."
+
+She spoke calmly; but she was oddly disquieted by his fixed gaze, and
+angry with herself for feeling it.
+
+"I will tell you," said he, "how I happen to be acting in both
+capacities."
+
+The marks of his internal struggle broke through upon his face. For the
+first time, it occurred to Sharlee, as she looked at the new markings
+about his straight-cut mouth, that this old young man whom she had
+commonly seen so matter-of-fact and self-contained, might be a person of
+stronger emotions than her own. After all, what did she really know
+about him?
+
+As if to answer her, his controlled voice spoke.
+
+"Mr. Surface is my father. I am his son."
+
+She smothered a little cry. "_Your father_!"
+
+"My name," he said, with a face of stone, "is Henry G. Surface, Jr."
+
+"Your father!" she echoed lifelessly.
+
+Shocked and stunned, she turned her head hurriedly away; her elbow
+rested on the broad chair-arm, and her chin sank into her hand.
+Surface's son looked at her. It was many months since he had learned to
+look at her as at a woman, and that is knowledge that is not unlearned.
+His eyes rested upon her piled-up mass of crinkly brown hair; upon the
+dark curtain of lashes lying on her cheek; upon the firm line of the
+cheek, which swept so smoothly into the white neck; upon the rounded
+bosom, now rising and falling so fast; upon the whole pretty little
+person which could so stir him now to undreamed depths of his being....
+No altruism here, Fifi; no self-denial to want to make _her_ happy.
+
+He began speaking quietly.
+
+"I can't tell you now how I found out all this. It is a long story; you
+will hear it all some day. But the facts are all clear. I have been to
+New York and seen Tim Queed. It is--strange, is it not? Do you remember
+that afternoon in my office, when I showed you the letters from him? We
+little thought--"
+
+"Oh me!" said Sharlee. "Oh me!"
+
+She rose hastily and walked away from him, unable to bear the look on
+his face. For a pretense of doing something, she went to the fire and
+poked aimlessly at the glowing coals.
+
+As on the afternoon of which he spoke, waves of pity for the little
+Doctor's worse than fatherlessness swept through her; only these waves
+were a thousand times bigger and stormier than those. How hardly he
+himself had taken his sonship she read in the strange sadness of his
+face. She dared not let him see how desperately sorry for him she felt;
+the most perfunctory phrase might betray her. Her knowledge of his
+falseness stood between them like a wall; blindly she struggled to keep
+it staunch, not letting her rushing pity undermine and crumble it. He
+had been false to her, like his father. Father and son, they had
+deceived and betrayed her; honor and truth were not in them.
+
+"So you see," the son was saying, "I have a close personal interest in
+this question of the money. Naturally it--means a good deal to me
+to--have as much of it as possible restored. Of course there is a great
+deal which--he took, and which--we are not in position to restore at
+present. I will explain later what is to be done about that--"
+
+"Oh, don't!" she begged. "I never want to see or hear of it again."
+
+Suddenly she turned upon him, aware that her self-control was going, but
+unable for her life to repress the sympathy for him which welled up
+overwhelmingly from her heart.
+
+"Won't you tell me something more about it? Please do! Where is he? Have
+you seen him--?"
+
+"I cannot tell you--"
+
+"Oh, I will keep your confidence. You asked me if I would. I
+will--won't you tell me? Is he here--in the city--?"
+
+"You must not ask me these questions," he said with some evidence of
+agitation.
+
+But even as he spoke, he saw knowledge dawn painfully on her face. His
+shelter, after all, was too small; once her glance turned that way, once
+her mind started upon conjectures, discovery had been inevitable.
+
+"Oh!" she cried, in a choked voice.... "It is Professor Nicolovius!"
+
+He looked at her steadily; no change passed over his face. When all was
+said, he was glad to have the whole truth out; and he knew the secret to
+be as safe with her as with himself.
+
+"No one must know," he said sadly, "until his death. That is not far
+away, I think."
+
+She dropped into a chair, and suddenly buried her face in her hands.
+
+Surface's son had risen with her, but he did not resume his seat. He
+stood looking down at her bowed head, and the expression in his eyes, if
+she had looked up and captured it, might have taken her completely by
+surprise.
+
+His chance, indeed, had summoned him, though not for the perfect
+sacrifice. Circumstance had crushed out most of the joy of giving. For,
+first, she had suspected him, which nothing could ever blot out; and
+now, when she knew the truth about him, there could hardly be much left
+for him to give. It needed no treacherous editorial to make her hate the
+son of his father; their friendship was over in any case.
+
+Still, it was his opportunity to do for her something genuine and large;
+to pay in part the debt he owed her--the personal and living debt, which
+was so much greater than the dead thing of principal and interest.
+
+No, no. It was not endurable that this proud little lady, who kept her
+head so high, should find at the last moment, this stain upon her
+lover's honor.
+
+She dropped her hands and lifted a white face.
+
+"And you--" she began unsteadily, but checked herself and went on in a
+calmer voice. "And you--after what he has done to you, too--you are
+going to stand by him--take his name--accept that inheritance--_be_ his
+son?"
+
+"What else is there for me to do?"
+
+Their eyes met, and hers were hurriedly averted.
+
+"Don't you think," he said, "that that is the only thing to do?"
+
+Again she found it impossible to endure the knowledge of his fixed gaze.
+She rose once more and stood at the mantel, her forehead leaned against
+her hand upon it, staring unseeingly down into the fire.
+
+"How can I tell you how fine a thing you are doing--how big--and
+splendid--when--"
+
+A dark red color flooded his face from neck to forehead; it receded
+almost violently leaving him whiter than before.
+
+"Not at all! Not in the least!" he said, with all his old impatience. "I
+could not escape if I would."
+
+She seemed not to hear him. "How can I tell you that--and about how
+sorry I am--when all the time it seems that I can think only
+of--something else!"
+
+"You are speaking of the reformatory," he said, with bracing directness.
+
+There followed a strained silence.
+
+"Oh," broke from her--"how could you bear to do it?"
+
+"Don't you see that we cannot possibly discuss it? It is a question of
+one's honor--isn't it? It is impossible that such a thing could be
+argued about."
+
+"But--surely you have something to say--some explanation to make! Tell
+me. You will not find me--a hard judge."
+
+"I'm sorry," he said brusquely, "but I can make no explanation."
+
+She was conscious that he stood beside her on the hearth-rug. Though her
+face was lowered and turned from him, the eye of her mind held perfectly
+the presentment of his face, and she knew that more than age had gone
+over it since she had seen it last. Had any other man in the world but
+West been in the balance, she felt that, despite his own words, she
+could no longer believe him guilty. And even as it was--how could that
+conceivably be the face of a man who--
+
+"Won't you shake hands?"
+
+Turning, she gave him briefly the tips of fingers cold as ice. As their
+hands touched, a sudden tragic sense overwhelmed him that here was a
+farewell indeed. The light contact set him shaking; and for a moment his
+iron self-control, which covered torments she never guessed at, almost
+forsook him.
+
+"Good-by. And may that God of yours who loves all that is beautiful and
+sweet be good to you--now and always."
+
+She made no reply; he wheeled, abruptly, and left her. But on the
+threshold he was checked by the sound of her voice.
+
+The interview, from the beginning, had profoundly affected her; these
+last words, so utterly unlike his usual manner of speech, had shaken her
+through and through. For some moments she had been miserably aware that,
+if he would but tell her everything and throw himself on her mercy, she
+would instantly forgive him. And now, when she saw that she could not
+make him do that, she felt that tiny door, which she had thought
+double-locked forever, creaking open, and heard herself saying in a
+small, desperate voice:--
+
+"_You did write it, didn't you_?"
+
+But he paused only long enough to look at her and say, quite
+convincingly:--
+
+"You need hardly ask that--now--need you?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He went home, to his own bedroom, lit his small student-lamp, and sat
+down at his table to begin a new article. The debt of money which was
+his patrimony required of him that he should make every minute tell now.
+
+In old newspaper files at the State Library, he had found the facts of
+his father's defalcations. The total embezzlement from the Weyland
+estate, allowing for $14,000 recovered in the enforced settlement of
+Surface's affairs, stood at $203,000. But that was twenty-seven years
+ago, and in all this time interest had been doubling and redoubling:
+simple interest, at 4%, brought it to $420,000; compound interest to
+something like $500,000, due at the present moment. Against this could
+be credited only his father's "nest-egg"--provided always that he could
+find it--estimated at not less than $50,000. That left his father's son
+staring at a debt of $450,000, due and payable now. It was of course,
+utterly hopeless. The interest on that sum alone was $18,000 a year, and
+he could not earn $5000 a year to save his immortal soul.
+
+So the son knew that, however desperately he might strive, he would go
+to his grave more deeply in debt to Sharlee Weyland than he stood at
+this moment. But of course it was the trying that chiefly counted. The
+fifty thousand dollars, which he would turn over to her as soon as he
+got it--how he was counting on a sum as big as that!--would be a help;
+so would the three or four thousand a year which he counted on paying
+toward keeping down the interest. This money in itself would be a good.
+But much better than that, it would stand as a gage that the son
+acknowledged and desired to atone for his father's dishonor.
+
+His book must stand aside now--it might be forever. Henceforward he must
+count his success upon a cash-register. But to-night his pencil labored
+and dragged. What he wrote he saw was not good. He could do harder
+things than force himself to sit at a table and put writing upon paper;
+but over the subtler processes of his mind, which alone yields the rich
+fruit, no man is master. In an hour he put out his lamp, undressed in
+the dark, and went to bed.
+
+He lay on his back in the blackness, and in all the world he could find
+nothing to think about but Sharlee Weyland.
+
+Of all that she had done for him, in a personal way, he had at least
+tried to give her some idea; he was glad to remember that now. And now
+at the last, when he was nearer worthy than ever before, she had turned
+him out because she believed that he had stooped to dishonor. She would
+have forgiven his sonship; he had been mistaken about that. She had felt
+sympathy and sorrow for Henry Surface's son, and not repulsion, for he
+had read it in her face. But she could not forgive him a personal
+dishonor. And he was glad that, so believing, she would do as she had
+done; it was the perfect thing to do; to demand honor without a blemish,
+or to cancel all. Never had she stood so high in his fancy as now when
+she had ordered him out of her life. His heart leapt with the knowledge
+that, though she would never know it, he was her true mate there, in
+their pure passion for Truth.
+
+Whatever else might or might not have been, the knowledge remained with
+him that she herself had suspected and convicted him. In all that
+mattered their friendship had ended there. Distrust was unbearable
+between friends. It was a flaw in his little lady that she could believe
+him capable of baseness.... But not an unforgivable flaw, it would seem,
+since every hour that he had spent in her presence had become roses and
+music in his memory, and the thought that he would see her no more
+stabbed ceaselessly at his heart.
+
+Yes, Surface's son knew very well what was the matter with him now. The
+knowledge pulled him from his bed to a seat by the open window; dragged
+him from his chair to send him pacing on bare feet up and down his
+little bedroom, up and down, up and down; threw him later, much later,
+into his chair again, to gaze out, quiet and exhausted, over the
+sleeping city.
+
+He had written something of love in his time. In his perfect scheme of
+human society, he had diagnosed with scientific precision the instinct
+of sex attraction implanted in man's being for the most obvious and
+grossly practical of reasons: an illusive candle-glow easily lit,
+quickly extinguished when its uses were fulfilled. And lo, here was love
+tearing him by the throat till he choked; an exquisite torture, a
+rampant passion, a devastating flame, that most glorified when it burned
+most deeply, aroar and ablaze forevermore.
+
+He sat by the window and looked out over the sleeping city.
+
+By slow degrees, he had allowed himself to be drawn from his academic
+hermitry into contact with the visible life around him. And everywhere
+that he had touched life, it had turned about and smitten him. He had
+meant to be a great editor of the _Post_ some day, and the _Post_ had
+turned him out with a brand of dishonor upon his forehead. He had tried
+to befriend a friendless old man, and he had acquired a father whose
+bequest was a rogue's debt, and his name a byword and a hissing. He had
+let himself be befriended by a slim little girl with a passion for Truth
+and enough blue eyes for two, and the price of that contact was this
+pain in his heart which would not be still ... which would not be still.
+
+Yet he would not have had anything different, would not have changed
+anything if he could. He was no longer the pure scientist in the
+observatory, but a bigger and better thing, a man ... A man down in the
+thick of the hurly-burly which we call This Life, and which, when all is
+said, is all that we certainly know. Not by pen alone, but also by body
+and mind and heart and spirit, he had taken his man's place in Society.
+And as for this unimagined pain that strung his whole being upon the
+thumb-screw, it was nothing but the measure of the life he had now, and
+had it more abundantly. Oh, all was for the best, all as it should be.
+He knew the truth about living at last, and it is the truth that makes
+men free.
+
+
+
+
+XXX
+
+ _Death of the Old Professor, and how Queed finds that his List of
+ Friends has grown; a Last Will and Testament; Exchange of Letters
+ among Prominent Attorneys, which unhappily proves futile._
+
+
+On the merriest, maddest day in March, Henry G. Surface, who had
+bitterly complained of earthly justice, slipped away to join the
+invisible procession which somewhere winds into the presence of the
+Incorruptible Judge. He went with his lips locked. At the last moment
+there had been faint signs of recurring consciousness; the doctor had
+said that there was one chance in a hundred that the dying man might
+have a normal moment at the end. On this chance his son had said to the
+nurse, alone with him in the room:--
+
+"Will you kindly leave me with him a moment? If he should be conscious
+there is a private question of importance that I must ask him."
+
+She left him. The young man knelt down by the bedside, and put his lips
+close to the old man's ear. Vainly he tried to drive his voice into that
+stilled consciousness, and drag from his father the secret of the
+hiding-place of his loot.
+
+"Father!" he said, over and over. "Father! _Where is the money?_"
+
+There was no doubt that the old man stirred a little. In the dim light
+of the room it seemed to his son that his right eye half opened, leaving
+the other closed in a ghastly parody of a wink, while the upper lip drew
+away from the strong teeth like an evil imitation of the old bland
+sneer. But that was all.
+
+So Surface died, and was gathered to his fathers. The embargo of secrecy
+was lifted; and the very first step toward righting the ancient wrong
+was to let the full facts be known. Henry G. Surface, Jr., took this
+step, in person, by at once telephoning all that was salient to the
+_Post_. Brower Williams, the _Post's_ city editor, at the other end of
+the wire, called the name of his God in holy awe at the dimensions of
+the scoop thus dropped down upon him as from heaven; and implored the
+Doc, for old time's sake, by all that he held most sacred and most dear,
+to say not a word till the evening papers were out, thus insuring the
+sensation for the _Post_.
+
+Mr. Williams's professional appraisement of the scoop proved not
+extravagant. The _Post's_ five columns next morning threw the city into
+something like an uproar. It is doubtful if you would not have to go
+back to the '60's to find a newspaper story which eclipsed this one in
+effect. For a generation, the biography of Henry G. Surface had had, in
+that city and State, a quality of undying interest, and the sudden
+denouement, more thrilling than any fiction, captured the imagination of
+the dullest. Nothing else was mentioned at any breakfast-table where a
+morning paper was taken that day; hardly anything for many breakfasts to
+follow. In homes containing boys who had actually studied Greek under
+the mysterious Professor Nicolovius at Mimer's School, discussion grew
+almost hectic; while at Mrs. Paynter's, where everybody was virtually a
+leading actor in the moving drama, the excitement closely approached
+delirium.
+
+Henry G. Surface, Jr., was up betimes on the morning after his father's
+death--in fact, as will appear, he had not found time to go to bed at
+all--and the sensational effects of the _Post's_ story were not lost
+upon him. As early as seven o'clock, a knot of people had gathered in
+front of the little house on Duke of Gloucester Street, staring
+curiously at the shut blinds, and telling each other, doubtless, how
+well they had known the dead man. When young Surface came out of the
+front door, an awed hush fell upon them; he was aware of their nudges,
+and their curious but oddly respectful stare. And this, at the very
+beginning, was typical of the whole day; wherever he went, he found
+himself an object of the frankest public curiosity. But all of this
+interest, he early discovered, was neither cool nor impersonal.
+
+To begin with, there was the _Post's_ story itself. As he hurried
+through it very early in the morning, the young man was struck again and
+again with the delicacy of the phrasing. And gradually it came to him
+that the young men of the _Post_ had made very special efforts to avoid
+hurting the feelings of their old associate and friend the Doc. This
+little discovery had touched him unbelievably. And it was only part with
+other kindness that came to him to soften that first long day of his
+acknowledged sonship. Probably the sympathy extended to him from various
+sources was not really so abundant, but to him, having looked for
+nothing, it was simply overwhelming. All day, it seemed to him, his
+door-bell and telephone rang, all day unexpected people of all sorts and
+conditions stopped him on the street--only to tell him, in many ways and
+sometimes without saying a word about it, that they were sorry.
+
+The very first of them to come was Charles Gardiner West, stopping on
+his way to the office, troubled, concerned, truly sympathetic, to
+express, in a beautiful and perfect way, his lasting interest in his
+one-time assistant. Not far behind him had come Mr. Hickok, the director
+who looked like James E. Winter, who had often chatted with the
+assistant editor in times gone by, and who spoke confidently of the day
+when he would come back to the _Post_. Beverley Byrd had come, too,
+manly and friendly; Plonny Neal, ill at ease for once in his life; Evan
+Montague, of the _Post_, had asked to be allowed to make the
+arrangements for the funeral; Buck Klinker had actually made those
+arrangements. Better than most of these, perhaps, were the young men of
+the Mercury, raw, embarrassed, genuine young men, who, stopping him on
+the street, did not seem to know why they stopped him, who, lacking
+West's verbal felicity, could do nothing but take his hand, hot with the
+fear that they might be betrayed into expressing any feeling, and
+stammer out: "Doc, if you want anything--why dammit, Doc--you call on
+_me_, hear?"
+
+Best of all had been Buck Klinker--Buck, who had made him physically,
+who had dragged him into contact with life over his own protests, who
+had given him the first editorial he ever wrote that was worth
+reading--Buck, the first real friend he had ever had. It was to Buck
+that he had telephoned an hour after his father's death, for he needed
+help of a practical sort at once, and his one-time trainer was the man
+of all men to give it to him. Buck had come, constrained and silent; he
+was obviously awed by the Doc's sudden emergence into stunning
+notoriety. To be Surface's son was, to him, like being the son of
+Iscariot and Lucrezia Borgia. On the other hand, he was aware that, of
+Klinkers and Queeds, a Surface might proudly say: "There are no such
+people." So he had greeted his friend stiffly as Mr. Surface, and was
+amazed at the agitation with which that usually impassive young man had
+put a hand upon his shoulder and said: "I'm the same Doc always to you,
+Buck, only now I'm Doc Surface instead of Doc Queed." After that
+everything had been all right. Buck had answered very much after the
+fashion of the young men of the Mercury, and then rushed off to arrange
+for the interment, and also to find for Doc Surface lodgings somewhere
+which heavily undercut Mrs. Paynter's modest prices.
+
+The sudden discovery that he was not alone in the world, that he had
+friends in it, real friends who believed in him and whom nothing could
+ever take away, shook the young man to the depths of his being. Was not
+this compensation for everything? Never had he imagined that people
+could be so kind; never had he dreamed that people's kindness could mean
+so much to him. In the light of this new knowledge, it seemed to him
+that the last scales fell from his eyes ... Were not these friendships,
+after all, the best work of a man's life? Did he place a higher value
+even on his book itself, which, it seemed, he might never finish now?
+
+And now there returned to him something that the dead old Colonel had
+told him long ago, and to-day he saw it for truth. However his father
+had wronged him, he would always have this, at least, to bless his
+memory for. For it was his father who had called him to live in this
+city where dwelt, as the strong voice that was now still had said, the
+kindest and sweetest people in the world.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Henry G. Surface died at half-past two o'clock on the afternoon of March
+24. At one o'clock that night, while the _Post's_ startling story was
+yet in process of the making, his son stood at the mantel in Surface's
+sitting-room, and looked over the wreck that his hands had made. That
+his father's treasures were hidden somewhere here he had hardly
+entertained a doubt. Yet he had pulled the place all to pieces without
+finding a trace of them.
+
+The once pretty sitting-room looked, indeed, as if a tornado had struck
+it. The fireplace was a litter of broken brick and mortar; half the
+floor was ripped up and the boards flung back anyhow; table drawers and
+bookcases had been ransacked, and looked it; books rifled in vain were
+heaped in disorderly hummocks wherever there was room for them;
+everywhere a vandal hand had been, leaving behind a train of devastation
+and ruin.
+
+And it had all been fruitless. He had been working without pause since
+half-past six o'clock, and not the smallest clue had rewarded him.
+
+It was one of those interludes when early spring demonstrates that she
+could play August convincingly had she a mind to. The night was
+stifling. That the windows had to be shut tight, to deaden the noise of
+loosening brick and ripping board, made matters so much the worse.
+Surface was stripped to the waist, and it needed no second glance at
+him, as he stood now, to see that he was physically competent. There was
+no one-sided over-development here; Klinker's exercises, it will be
+remembered, were for all parts of the body. Shoulders stalwart, but not
+too broad, rounded beautifully into the upper arm; the chest swelled
+like a full sail; many a woman in that town had a larger waist. Never he
+moved but muscle flowed and rippled under the shining skin; he raised
+his right hand to scratch his left ear, and the hard blue biceps leaped
+out like a live thing. In fact, it had been some months since the young
+man had first entertained the suspicion that he could administer that
+thrashing to Mr. Pat whenever he felt inclined. Only it happened that he
+and Mr. Pat had become pretty good friends now, and it was the
+proof-reader's boast that he had never once made a bull in "Mr. Queed's
+copy" since the day of the famous fleas.
+
+In the quiet night the young man stood resting from his labors, and
+taking depressed thought. He was covered with grime and streaked with
+sweat; a ragged red stripe on his cheek, where a board had bounced up
+and struck him, detracted nothing from the sombreness of his appearance.
+Somewhere, valuable papers waited to be found; bank-books, certainly;
+very likely stock or bonds or certificates of deposit; please God, a
+will. Somewhere--but where? From his father's significant remark during
+their last conversation, he would have staked his life that all these
+things were here, in easy reach. And yet--
+
+Standing precariously on the loose-piled bricks of the fireplace, he
+looked over the ravaged room. He felt profoundly discouraged. Success in
+this search meant more to him than he liked to think about, and now his
+chance of success had shrunk to the vanishing point. The bowels of the
+room lay open before his eye, and there was no hiding-place in them. He
+knew of nowhere else to look. The cold fear seized him that the money
+and the papers were hidden beyond his finding--that they lay tucked away
+in some safety-deposit vault in New York, where his eye would never hunt
+them out.
+
+Surface's son leaned against the elaborate mantel, illimitably weary. He
+shifted his position ever so little; and thereupon luck did for him what
+reason would never have done. The brick on which his right foot rested
+turned under his weight and he lost his foothold. To save himself, he
+caught the mantel-top with both hands, and the next moment pitched
+heavily backward to the floor.
+
+The mantel, in fact, had come off in his hands. It pitched to the floor
+with him, speeding his fall, thumping upon his chest like a vigorous
+adversary. But the violence of his descent only made him the more
+sharply aware that this strange mantel had left its moorings as though
+on greased rollers.
+
+His heart playing a sudden drum-beat, he threw the carven timber from
+him and bounded to his feet. The first flying glance showed him the
+strange truth: his blundering feet had marvelously stumbled into his
+father's arcana. For he looked, not at an unsightly mass of splintered
+laths and torn wall-paper and shattered plaster, but into as neat a
+little cupboard as a man could wish.
+
+The cupboard was as wide as the mantel itself; lined and ceiled with a
+dark red wood which beautifully threw back the glare of the dancing
+gas-jet. It was half-full of things, old books, letters, bundles of
+papers held together with rubber bands, canvas bags--all grouped and
+piled in the most orderly way about a large tin dispatch-box. This box
+drew the young man's gaze like a sudden shout; he was hardly on his feet
+before he had sprung forward and jerked it out. Instantly the
+treacherous bricks threw him again; sprawled on the floor he seized one
+of them and smashed through the hasp at a blow.
+
+Bit by bit the illuminating truth came out. In all his own calculations,
+close and exact as he had thought them, he had lost sight of one simple
+but vital fact. In the years that he had been in prison, his father had
+spent no money beyond the twenty-five dollars a month to Tim Queed; and
+comparatively little in the years of his wanderings. In all this time
+the interest upon his "nest-egg" had been steadily accumulating. Five
+per cent railroad bonds, and certificates of deposit in four different
+banks, were the forms in which the money had been tucked away, by what
+devilish cleverness could only be imagined. But the simple fact was that
+his father had died worth not less than two hundred thousand dollars and
+probably more. And this did not include the house, which, it appeared,
+his father had bought, and not leased as he said; nor did it include
+four thousand four hundred dollars in gold and banknotes which he found
+in the canvas sacks after his first flying calculation was made.
+
+Early in the morning, when the newsboys were already crying the _Post_
+upon the streets, young Henry Surface came at last upon the will. It was
+very brief, but entirely clear and to the point. His father had left to
+him without conditions, everything of which he died possessed. The will
+was dated in June of the previous summer--he recalled a two days'
+absence of his father's at that time--and was witnessed, in a villainous
+hand, by Timothy Queed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There were many formalities to be complied with, and some of them would
+take time. But within a week matters were on a solid enough footing to
+warrant a first step; and about this time Sharlee Weyland read, at her
+breakfast-table one morning, a long letter which surprised and disturbed
+her very much.
+
+The letter came from a well-known firm of attorneys. At great length it
+rehearsed the misfortunes that had befallen the Weyland estate, through
+the misappropriations of the late Henry G. Surface. But the gist of this
+letter, briefly put, was that the late Henry G. Surface had died
+possessed of a property estimated to be worth two hundred thousand
+dollars, either more or less; that this property was believed to be
+merely the late trustee's appropriations from the Weyland estate, with
+accrued interest; that "our client Mr. Henry G. Surface, Jr., heir by
+will to his father's ostensible property," therefore purposed to pay
+over this sum to the Weyland estate, as soon as necessary formalities
+could be complied with; and that, further, our client, Mr. Henry G.
+Surface, Jr., assumed personal responsibility "for the residue due to
+your late father's estate, amounting to one hundred and seventeen
+thousand dollars, either more or less, with interest since 1881; and
+this debt, he instructs us to say, he will discharge from time to time,
+as his own resources will permit."
+
+So wrote Messrs. Blair and Jamieson to Miss Charlotte Lee Weyland,
+congratulating her, "in conclusion, upon the strange circumstances which
+have brought you, after so long an interval, justice and restitution,"
+and begging to remain very respectfully hers. To which letter after four
+days' interval, they received the following reply:
+
+ Messrs. Blair & Jamieson,
+ Commonwealth Building,
+ City.
+
+ DEAR SIRS:--
+
+ Our client, Miss C.L. Weyland, of this city, instructs us to advise
+ you, in reply to your letter of the 4th inst., directed to her,
+ that, while thanking you for the expression of intention therein
+ contained anent the property left by the late Henry G. Surface, and
+ very cordially appreciating the spirit actuating Mr. Henry G.
+ Surface, Jr., in the matter, she nevertheless feels herself without
+ title or claim to said property, and therefore positively declines
+ to accept it, in whole or in any part.
+
+ Respectfully yours,
+
+ AMPERSAND, BOLLING AND BYRD.
+
+A more argumentative and insistent letter from Messrs. Blair and
+Jamieson was answered with the same brief positiveness by Messrs.
+Ampersand, Bolling and Byrd. Thereafter, no more communications were
+exchanged by the attorneys. But a day or two after her second refusal,
+Sharlee Weyland received another letter about the matter of dispute,
+this time a more personal one. The envelope was directed in a small neat
+hand which she knew very well; she had first seen it on sheets of yellow
+paper in Mrs. Paynter's dining-room. The letter said:
+
+ DEAR Miss WEYLAND:---
+
+ Your refusal to allow my father's estate to restore to you, so far
+ as it can, the money which it took from you, and thus to right, in
+ part, a grave wrong, is to me a great surprise and disappointment.
+ I had not thought it possible that you, upon due reflection, could
+ take a position the one obvious effect of which is to keep a son
+ permanently under the shadow of his father's dishonor.
+
+ Do not, of course, misunderstand me. I have known you too well to
+ believe for a moment that you can be swayed by ungenerous motives.
+ I am very sure that you are taking now the part which you believe
+ most generous. But that view is, I assure you, so far from the real
+ facts that I can only conclude that you have refused to learn what
+ these facts are. Both legally and morally the money is yours. No
+ one else on earth has a shadow of claim to it. I most earnestly beg
+ that, in fairness to me, you will at least give my attorneys the
+ chance to convince yours that what I write here is true and
+ unanswerable.
+
+ Should you adhere to your present position, the money will, of
+ course, be trusteed for your benefit, nor will a penny of it be
+ touched until it is accepted, if not by you, then by your heirs or
+ assigns. But I cannot believe that you will continue to find
+ magnanimity in shirking your just responsibilities, and denying to
+ me my right to wipe out this stain.
+
+ Very truly yours,
+
+ HENRY G. SURFACE, Jr.
+
+
+No answer ever came to this letter, and there the matter rested through
+March and into the sultry April.
+
+
+
+
+XXXI
+
+ _God moves in a Mysterious Way: how the Finished Miss Avery appears
+ as the Instrument of Providence; how Sharlee sees her Idol of Many
+ Years go toppling in the Dust, and how it is her Turn to meditate
+ in the Still Watches._
+
+
+The print danced before his outraged eyes; his chest heaved at the
+revolting evidence of man's duplicity; and Charles Gardiner West laid
+down his morning's _Post_ with a hand that shook.
+
+_Meachy T. Bangor announces his candidacy for the nomination for Mayor,
+subject to the Democratic primary._
+
+For West had not a moment's uncertainty as to what this announcement
+meant. Meachy T. Bangor spoke, nay invented, the language of the tribe.
+He was elect of the elect; what the silent powers that were thought was
+his thought; their ways were his ways, their people his people. When
+Meachy T. Bangor announced that he was a candidate for the nomination
+for Mayor, it meant that the all-powerful machine had already nominated
+him for Mayor, and whom the organization nominated it elected. Meachy T.
+Bangor! Plonny Neal's young, progressive candidate of the reformer type!
+
+Bitterness flooded West's soul when he thought of Plonny. Had the boss
+been grossly deceived or grossly deceiving? Could that honest and
+affectionate eye, whose look of frank admiration had been almost
+embarrassing, have covered base and deliberate treachery? Was it
+possible that he, West, who had always been confident that he could see
+as far into a millstone as another, had been a cheap trickster's easy
+meat?
+
+Day by day, since the appearance of the reformatory article, West had
+waited for some sign of appreciation and understanding from those on the
+inside. None had come. Not a soul except himself, and Plonny, had
+appeared aware that he, by a masterly compromise, had averted disaster
+from the party, and clearly revealed himself as the young man of
+destiny. On the contrary, the House spokesmen, apparently utterly blind
+to any impending crisis, had, in the closing hours of the session, voted
+away some eighty thousand dollars of the hundred thousand rescued by
+West from the reformatory, in a multiplication of offices which it was
+difficult to regard as absolutely indispensable in a hard times year.
+This action, tallying so closely with what his former assistant had
+predicted, had bewildered and unsettled West; the continuing silence of
+the leaders--"the other leaders," he had found himself saying--had led
+him into anxious speculations; and now, in a staggering burst, the
+disgraceful truth was revealed to him. They had used him, tricked and
+used him like a smooth tool, and having used him, had deliberately
+passed him, standing fine and patient in the line, to throw the mantle
+over the corrupt and unspeakable Bangor.
+
+By heavens, it was not to be endured. Was it for this that he had left
+Blaines College, where a career of honorable usefulness lay before him;
+that he had sacrificed personal wishes and ambitions to the insistent
+statement that his City and State had need of him; that he had stood ten
+months in the line without a murmur; and that at last, confronted with
+the necessity of choosing between the wishes of his personal intimates
+and the larger good, he had courageously chosen the latter and suffered
+in silence the suspicion of having played false with the best friends he
+had in the world? Was it for this that he had lost his valuable
+assistant, whose place he could never hope to fill?--for this that he
+was referred to habitually by an evening contemporary as the Plonny Neal
+organ?
+
+He was thoroughly disgusted with newspaper work this morning, disgusted
+with the line, disgusted with hopeful efforts to uplift the people. What
+did his _Post_ work really amount to?--unremitting toil, the ceaseless
+forcing up of immature and insincere opinions, no thanks or
+appreciation anywhere, and at the end the designation of the Plonny Neal
+organ. What did the uplift amount to? Could progress really ever be
+forced a single inch? And why should he wear out his life in the
+selfless service of those who, it seemed, acknowledged no obligation to
+him? As for public life, if this was a sample, the less he saw of it the
+better. He would take anything in the world sooner than a career of
+hypocrisy, double-dealing and treachery, of dirty looting in the name of
+the public good, of degrading traffic with a crew of liars and
+confidence men.
+
+But through all the young man's indignation and resentment there ran an
+unsteadying doubt, a miserable doubt of himself. Had his motives in the
+reformatory matter been as absolutely spotless as he had charmed himself
+into believing?... What manner of man was he? Did he really have any
+permanent convictions about anything?... Was it possible, was it
+thinkable or conceivable, that he was a complaisant invertebrate whom
+the last strong man that had his ear could play upon like a flute?
+
+West passed a most unhappy morning. But at lunch, at the club, it was
+his portion to have his buoyant good-humor completely restored to him.
+He fell in with ancient boon companions; they made much of him; involved
+him in gay talk; smoothed him down, patted him on the head, found his
+self-esteem for him, and handed it over in its pristine vigor. Before he
+had sat half an hour at the merry table, he could look back at his
+profound depression of the morning with smiling wonder. Where in the
+world had he gotten his terrible grouch? Not a thing in the world had
+happened, except that the mayoralty was not going to be handed to him on
+a large silver platter. Was that such a fearful loss after all? On the
+contrary, was it not rather a good riddance? Being Mayor, in all human
+probability, would be a horrible bore.
+
+It was a mild, azure, zephyrous day; spring at her brightest and best.
+West, descending the club steps, sniffed the fragrant air
+affectionately, and was hanged if he would go near the office on such an
+afternoon. Let the _Post_ readers plod along to-morrow with an editorial
+page both skimpy and inferior; anything he gave them would still be too
+good for them, middle-class drabs and dullards that they were.
+
+The big red automobile was old now, and needed paint, but it still ran
+staunch and true; and Miss Avery had a face, a form, and a sinuous
+graceful manner, had veils and hats and sinuous graceful coats, that
+would have glorified a far less worthy vehicle. And she drove divinely.
+By invitation she took the wheel that afternoon, and with sure, clever
+hands whipped the docile leviathan over the hills and far away.
+
+The world knows how fate uses her own instruments in her own way,
+frequently selecting far stranger ones than the delightful and wealthy
+Miss Avery. Now for more than a year this accomplished girl had been
+thinking that if Charles Gardiner West had anything to say to her, it
+was high time that he should say it. If she had not set herself to find
+out what was hobbling the tongue of the man she wanted, she would have
+been less than a woman; and Miss Avery was a good deal more. Hence, when
+she had seen West with Sharlee Weyland, and in particular on the last
+two or three times she had seen West with Sharlee Weyland, she had
+watched his manner toward that lady with profound misgivings, of the
+sort which starts every true woman to fighting for her own.
+
+Now Miss Avery had a weapon, in the shape of valuable knowledge, or, at
+any rate, a valuable suspicion that had lately reached her: the
+suspicion, in short, which had somehow crept abroad as suspicions will,
+that West had done a certain thing which another man was supposed to
+have done. Therefore, when they turned homeward in the soft dusk, her
+man having been brought to exactly the right frame of mind, she struck
+with her most languorous voice.
+
+"How is that dear little Charlotte Weyland? It seems to me I haven't
+seen her for a year, though it was positively only last week."
+
+"Oh! She seemed very well when I saw her last."
+
+So Mr. West, of the lady he was going to marry. For, though he had never
+had just the right opportunity to complete the sweet message he had
+begun at the Byrds' one night, his mind was still quite made up on that
+point. It was true that the atmosphere of riches which fairly exuded
+from the girl now at his side had a very strong appeal for his lower
+instincts. But he was not a man to be ridden by his lower instincts. No;
+he had set his foot upon the fleshpots; his idealistic nature had
+overcome the world.
+
+Miss Avery, sublimely unaware that Mr. West was going to offer marriage
+to her rival during the present month, the marriage itself to take place
+in October, indolently continued:--
+
+"To my mind she's quite the most attractive dear little thing in town. I
+suppose she's quite recovered from her disappointment over
+the--hospital, or whatever it was?"
+
+"Oh, I believe so. I never heard her mention it but once."
+
+West's pleasant face had clouded a little. Through her fluttering veil
+she noted that fact with distinct satisfaction.
+
+"I never met that interesting young Mr. Surface," said she, sweeping the
+car around a curve in the white road and evading five women in a surrey
+with polished skill. "But--truly, I have found myself thinking of him
+and feeling sorry for him more than once."
+
+"Sorry for him--What about?"
+
+"Oh, haven't you heard, then? It's rather mournful. You see, when
+Charlotte Weyland found out that he had written a certain editorial in
+the _Post_--you know more about this part of it than I--"
+
+"But he didn't write it," said West, unhesitatingly. "I wrote it
+myself."
+
+"You?"
+
+She looked at him with frank surprise in her eyes; not too much frank
+surprise; rather as one who feels much but endeavors to suppress it for
+courtesy's sake. "Forgive me--I didn't know. There has been a little
+horrid gossip but of course nearly every one has thought that he--"
+
+"I'm sure I'm not responsible for what people think," said West, a
+little aggressively, but with a strangely sinking heart. "There has been
+not the slightest mystery or attempt at concealment--"
+
+"Oh! Then of course Charlotte knows all about it now?"
+
+"I don't know whether she does or not. When I tried to tell her the
+whole story," explained West, "soon after the incident occurred, she was
+so agitated about it, the subject seemed so painful to her, that I was
+forced to give it up. You can understand my position. Ever since, I have
+been waiting for an opportunity to take her quietly and straighten out
+the whole matter for her in a calm and rational way. For her part she
+has evidently regarded the subject as happily closed. Why under heaven
+should I press it upon her--merely to gain the academic satisfaction of
+convincing her that the _Post_ acted on information superior and
+judgment sounder than her own?"
+
+Miss Avery, now devoting herself to her chauffeur's duties through a
+moment of silence, was no match for Mr. West at the game of ethical
+debate, and knew it. However, she held a very strong card in her pongee
+sleeve, and she knew that too.
+
+"I see--of course. You know I think you have been quite right through it
+all. And yet--you won't mind?--I can't help feeling sorry for Mr.
+Surface."
+
+"Very well--you most mysterious lady. Go on and tell me why you can't
+help feeling sorry for Mr. Surface."
+
+Miss Avery told him. How she knew anything about the private affairs of
+Mr. Surface and Miss Weyland, of which it is certain that neither of
+them had ever spoken, is a mystery, indeed: but Gossip is Argus and has
+a thousand ears to boot. Miss Avery was careful to depict Sharlee's
+attitude toward the unfortunate Mr. Surface as just severe enough to
+suggest to West that he must act at once, and not so severe as to
+suggest to him--conceivably--the desirability, from a selfish point of
+view, of not acting at all. It was a task for a diplomat, which is to
+say a task for a Miss Avery.
+
+"Rather fine of him, wasn't it, to assume all the blame?--particularly
+if it's true, as people say," concluded Miss Avery, "that the man's in
+love with her and she cares nothing for him."
+
+"Fine--splendid--but entirely unnecessary," said West.
+
+The little story had disturbed him greatly. He had had no knowledge of
+any developments between Sharlee and his former assistant; and now he
+was unhappily conscious that he ought to have spoken weeks ago.
+
+"I'm awfully sorry to hear this," he resumed, "for I am much attached to
+that boy. Still--if, as you say, everything is all right now--"
+
+"Oh, but I don't know at all that it is," said Miss Avery, hastily.
+"That is just the point. The last I heard of it, she had forbidden him
+her house."
+
+"That won't do," said Charles Gardiner West, in a burst of generosity.
+"I'll clear up that difficulty before I sleep to-night."
+
+And he was as good as his word, or, let us say, almost as good. The next
+night but one he called upon Sharlee Weyland with two unalterable
+purposes in his mind. One was to tell her the full inside history of the
+reformatory article from the beginning. The other was to notify her in
+due form that she held his heart in permanent captivity.
+
+To Miss Avery, it made not the slightest difference whether the gifted
+and charming editor of the Post sold out his principles for a price
+every morning in the month. At his pleasure he might fracture all of the
+decalogue that was refinedly fracturable, and so long as he rescued his
+social position intact from the ruin, he was her man just the same. But
+she had an instinct, surer than reasoned wisdom, that Sharlee Weyland
+viewed these matters differently. Therefore she had sent West to make
+his little confession, face to face. And therefore West, after an hour
+of delightful _tete-a-tete_ in the charming little back parlor,
+stiffened himself up, his brow sicklying o'er with the pale cast of
+disagreeable thought, and began to make it.
+
+"I've got to tell you something about--a subject that won't be welcome
+to you," he plunged in, rather lugubriously. "I mean--the reformatory."
+
+Sharlee's face, which had been merry and sweet, instantly changed and
+quieted at that word; interest sprang full-armed in her deep blue eyes.
+
+"Have you? Tell me anything about it you wish."
+
+"You remember that--last editorial in the _Post?_"
+
+"Do you think that I forget so easily?"
+
+West hardly liked that reply. Nor had he ever supposed that he would
+find the subject so difficult.
+
+"Well! I was surprised and--hurt to learn--recently--that you had--well,
+had been rather severe with Surface, under the impression that--the full
+responsibility for that article was his."
+
+Sharlee sat in the same flowered arm-chair she had once occupied to put
+this same Surface, then known as little Dr. Queed, in his place. Her
+heart warmed to West for his generous impulse to intercede. Still, she
+hardly conceived that her treatment of Mr. Surface was any concern of
+Mr. West's.
+
+"And so?"
+
+"I must tell you," he said, oddly uneasy under her straightforward look,
+"that--that you have made a mistake. The responsibility is mine."
+
+"Ah, you mean that you, as the editor, are willing to take it."
+
+"No," said West--"no"; and then suddenly he felt like a rash suicide,
+repentant at the last moment. Already the waters were rushing over his
+head; he felt a wild impulse to clutch at the life-belt she had flung
+out to him. It is to be remembered to his credit that he conquered it.
+"No,--I--I wrote the article myself."
+
+"You?"
+
+Her monosyllable had been Miss Avery's, but there resemblance parted.
+Sharlee sat still in her chair, and presently her lashes fluttered and
+fell. To West's surprise, a beautiful color swept upward from her throat
+to drown in her rough dark hair. "Oh," said she, under her breath, "I'm
+glad--so _glad!_"
+
+West heaved a great sigh of relief. It was all over, and she was glad.
+Hadn't he known all along that a woman will always forgive everything in
+the man she loves? She was glad because he had told her when another man
+might have kept silent. And yet her look perplexed him; her words
+perplexed him. Undoubtedly she must have something more to say than a
+mere expression of vague general gladness over the situation.
+
+"Need I say that I never intended there should be any doubt about the
+matter? I meant to explain it all to you long ago, only there never
+seemed to be any suitable opportunity."
+
+Sharlee's color died away. In silence she raised her eyes and looked at
+him.
+
+"I started to tell you all about it once, at the time, but you know," he
+said, with a little nervous laugh, "you seemed to find the subject so
+extremely painful then--that I thought I had better wait till you could
+look at it more calmly."
+
+Still she said nothing, but only sat still in her chair and looked at
+him.
+
+"I shall always regret," continued West, laboriously, "that my--silence,
+which I assure you I meant in kindness, should have--Why do you look at
+me that way, Miss Weyland?" he said, with a quick change of voice. "I
+don't understand you."
+
+Sharlee gave a small start and said: "Was I looking at you in any
+particular way?"
+
+"You looked as mournful," said West, with that same little laugh, "as
+though you had lost your last friend. Now--"
+
+"No, not my last one," said Sharlee.
+
+"Well, don't look so sad about it," he said, in a voice of affectionate
+raillery. "I am quite unhappy enough over it without--"
+
+"I'm afraid I can't help you to feel happier--not to-night. If I look
+sad, you see, it is because I feel that way."
+
+"Sad?" he echoed, bewildered. "Why should you be sad now--when it is all
+going to be straightened out--when--"
+
+"Well, don't you think it's pretty sad--the part that can't ever be
+straightened out?"
+
+Unexpectedly she got up, and walked slowly away, a disconcerting trick
+she had; wandered about the room, looking about her something like a
+stranger in a picture gallery; touching a bowl of flowers here, there
+setting a book to rights; and West, rising too, following her sombrely
+with his eyes, had never wanted her so much in all his life.
+
+Presently she returned to him; asked him to sit down again; and, still
+standing herself, began speaking in a quiet kind voice which,
+nevertheless, rang ominously in his ears from her first word.
+
+"I remember," said Sharlee, "when I was a very little girl, not more
+than twelve years old, I think, I first heard about you--about Charles
+Gardiner West. You were hardly grown then, but already people were
+talking about you. I don't remember now, of course, just what they said,
+but it must have been something very splendid, for I remember the sort
+of picture I got. I have always liked for men to be very clean and
+high-minded--I think because my father was that sort of man. I have put
+that above intellect, and abilities, and what would be called
+attractions; and so what they said about you made a great impression on
+me. You know how very young girls are--how they like to have the figure
+of a prince to spin their little romances around ... and so I took you
+for mine. You were my knight without fear and without reproach ... Sir
+Galahad. When I was sixteen, I used to pass you in the street and wonder
+if you didn't hear my heart thumping. You never looked at me; you
+hadn't any idea who I was. And that is a big and fine thing, I think--to
+be the hero of somebody you don't even know by name ... though of course
+not so big and fine as to be the hero of somebody who knows you very
+well. And you were that to me, too. When I grew up and came to know you,
+I still kept you on that pedestal you never saw. I measured you by the
+picture I had carried for so many years, and I was not disappointed. All
+that my little girl's fancy had painted you, you seemed to be. I look
+back now over the last few years of my life, and so much that I have
+liked most--that has been dearest--has centred about you. Yes, more than
+once I have been quite sure that I was in love with you. You wonder that
+I can show you my heart this way? I couldn't of course,
+except--well--that it is all past now. And that is what seems sad to
+me.... There never was any prince; my knight is dead; and Sir Galahad I
+got out of a book.... Don't you think that that is pretty sad?"
+
+West, who had been looking at her with a kind of frightened fascination,
+hastily averted his eyes, for he saw that her own had suddenly filled
+with tears. She turned away from him again; a somewhat painful silence
+ensued; and presently she broke it, speaking in a peculiarly gentle
+voice, and not looking at him.
+
+"I'm glad that you told me--at last. I'll be glad to remember that ...
+and I'm always your friend. But don't you think that perhaps we'd better
+finish our talk some other time?"
+
+"No," said West. "No."
+
+He pulled himself together, struggling desperately to throw off the
+curious benumbing inertia that was settling down upon him. "You are
+doing me an injustice. A most tremendous injustice. You have
+misunderstood everything from the beginning. I must explain--"
+
+"Don't you think that argument will only make it all so much worse?"
+
+"Nothing could possibly be worse for me than to have you think of me and
+speak to me in this way."
+
+Obediently she sat down, her face still and sad; and West, pausing a
+moment to marshal his thoughts into convincing form, launched forth upon
+his defense.
+
+From the first he felt that he did not make a success of it; was not
+doing himself justice. Recent events, in the legislature and with
+reference to Meachy T. Bangor, had greatly weakened his confidence in
+his arguments. Even to himself he seemed to have been strangely "easy";
+his exposition sounded labored and hollow in his own ears. But worse
+than this was the bottomless despondency into which the girl's brief
+autobiography had strangely cast him. A vast mysterious depression had
+closed over him, which entirely robbed him of his usual adroit felicity
+of speech. He brought his explanation up to the publication of the
+unhappy article, and there abruptly broke off.
+
+A long silence followed his ending, and at last Sharlee said:--
+
+"I suppose a sudden change of heart in the middle of a fight is always
+an unhappy thing. It always means a good deal of pain for somebody.
+Still--sometimes they must come, and when they do, I suppose the only
+thing to do is to meet them honestly--though, personally, I think I
+should always trust my heart against my head. But ... if you had only
+come to us that first morning and frankly explained just why you
+deserted us--if you had told us all this that you have just told me--"
+
+"That is exactly what I wanted and intended to do," interrupted West. "I
+kept silent out of regard for you."
+
+"Out of regard for me?"
+
+"When I started to tell you all about it, that night at Mrs. Byrd's, it
+seemed to me that you had brooded over the matter until you had gotten
+in an overwrought and--overstrung condition about it. It seemed to me
+the considerate thing not to force the unwelcome topic upon you, but
+rather to wait--"
+
+"But had you the right to consider my imaginary feelings in such a
+matter between yourself and ...? And besides, you did not quite keep
+silent, you remember. You said something that led me to think that you
+had discharged Mr. Surface for writing that article."
+
+"I did not intend you to think anything of the kind. Anything in the
+least like that. If my words were ambiguous, it was because, seeing, as
+I say, that you were in an overstrung condition, I thought it best to
+let the whole matter rest until you could look at it calmly and
+rationally."
+
+She made no reply.
+
+"But why dwell on that part of it?" said West, beseechingly. "It was
+simply a wretched misunderstanding all around. I'm sorrier than I can
+tell you for my part in it. I have been greatly to blame--I can see that
+now. Can't you let bygones be bygones? I have come to you voluntarily
+and told you--"
+
+"Yes, after six weeks. Why, I was the best friend he had, Mr. West,
+and--Oh, me! How can I bear to remember what I said to him!"
+
+She turned her face hurriedly away from him. West, much moved, struggled
+on.
+
+"But don't you see--I didn't know it! I never dreamed of such a thing.
+The moment I heard how matters stood--"
+
+"Did it never occur to you in all this time that it might be assumed
+that Mr. Surface, having written all the reformatory articles, had
+written this one?"
+
+"I did not think of that. I was short-sighted, I own. And of course," he
+added more eagerly, "I supposed that he had told you himself."
+
+"You don't know him," said Sharlee.
+
+A proud and beautiful look swept over her face. West rose, looking
+wretchedly unhappy, and stood, irresolute, facing her.
+
+"Can't you--forgive me?" he asked presently, in a painful voice.
+
+Sharlee hesitated.
+
+"Don't you know I said that it would only make things worse to talk
+about it to-night?" she said gently. "Everything you say seems to put us
+further and further apart. Why, there is nothing for me to forgive, Mr.
+West. There was a situation, and it imposed a certain conduct on you;
+that is the whole story. I don't come into it at all. It is all a matter
+between you and--your own-"
+
+"You do forgive me then? But no--you talk to me just as though you had
+learned all this from somebody else--as though I had not come to you
+voluntarily and told you everything."
+
+Sharlee did not like to look at his face, which she had always seen
+before so confident and gay.
+
+"No," said she sadly--"for I am still your friend."
+
+"_Friend!_"
+
+He echoed the word wildly, contemptuously. He was just on the point of
+launching into a passionate speech, painting the bitterness of
+friendship to one who must have true love or nothing, and flinging his
+hand and his heart impetuously at her feet. But looking at her still
+face, he checked himself, and just in time. Shaken by passion as he was,
+he was yet enough himself to understand that she would not listen to
+him. Why should he play the spendthrift and the wanton with his love?
+Why give her, for nothing, the sterile satisfaction of rejecting him,
+for her to prize, as he knew girls did, as merely one more notch upon
+her gun?
+
+Leaving his tempestuous exclamation hanging in mid-air, West stiffly
+shook Sharlee's hand and walked blindly out of the room.
+
+He went home, and to bed, like one moving in a horrible dream. That
+night, and through all the next day, he felt utterly bereft and
+wretched: something, say, as though flood and pestilence had swept
+through his dear old town and carried off everything and everybody but
+himself. He crawled alone in a smashed world. On the second day
+following, he found himself able to light a cigarette; and, glancing
+about him with faint pluckings of convalescent interest, began to
+recognize some landmarks. On the third day, he was frankly wondering
+whether a girl with such overstrained, not to say hysterical ideals of
+conduct, would, after all, be a very comfortable person to spend one's
+life with.
+
+On the evening of this day, about half-past eight o'clock, he emerged
+from his mother's house, light overcoat over his arm in deference to his
+evening clothes, and started briskly down the street. On the second
+block, as luck had it, he overtook Tommy Semple walking the same way.
+
+"Gardiner," said Semple, "when are you going to get over all this uplift
+rot and come back to Semple and West?"
+
+The question fell in so marvelously with West's mood of acute discontent
+with all that his life had been for the past two years, that it looked
+to him strangely like Providence. The easy ways of commerce appeared
+vastly alluring to him; his income, to say truth, had suffered sadly in
+the cause of the public; never had the snug dollars drawn him so
+strongly. He gave a slow, curious laugh.
+
+"Why, hang it, Tommy! I don't know but I'm ready to listen to your siren
+spiel--now!"
+
+In the darkness Semple's eyes gleamed. His receipts had never been so
+good since West left him.
+
+"That's the talk! I need you in my business, old boy. By the bye, you
+can come in at bully advantage if you can move right away. I'm going to
+come talk with you to-morrow."
+
+"Right's the word," said West.
+
+At the end of that block a large house stood in a lawn, half hidden from
+the street by a curtain of trees. From its concealed veranda came a
+ripple of faint, slow laughter, advertising the presence of charming
+society. West halted.
+
+"Here's a nice house, Tommy; I think I'll look in. See you to-morrow."
+
+Semple, walking on, glanced back to see what house it was. It proved to
+be the brownstone palace leased for three years by old Mr. Avery,
+formerly of Mauch Chunk but now of Ours.
+
+Sharlee, too, retired from her painful interview with West with a sense
+of irreparable loss. Her idol of so many years had, at a word, toppled
+off into the dust, and not all the king's horses could ever get him back
+again. It was like a death to her, and in most ways worse than a death.
+
+She lay awake a long time that night, thinking of the two men who, for
+she could not say how long, had equally shared first place in her
+thoughts. And gradually she read them both anew by the blaze lit by one
+small incident.
+
+She could not believe that West was deliberately false; she was certain
+that he was not deliberately false. But she saw now, as by a sudden
+searchlight flung upon him, that her one-time paladin had a fatal
+weakness. He could not be honest with himself. He could believe anything
+that he wanted to believe. He could hypnotize himself at will by the
+enchanting music of his own imaginings. He had pretty graces and he told
+himself they were large, fine abilities; dim emotions and he thought
+they were ideals; vague gropings of ambition, and when he had waved the
+hands of his fancy over them, presto, they had become great dominating
+purposes. He had fluttered fitfully from business to Blaines College;
+from the college to the _Post_; before long he would flutter on from the
+_Post_ to something else--always falling short, always secretly
+disappointed, everywhere a failure as a man, though few might know it
+but himself. West's trouble, in fact, was that he was not a man at all.
+He was weakest where a real man is strongest. He was merely a chameleon
+taking his color from whatever he happened to light upon; a handsome
+boat which could never get anywhere because it had no rudder; an
+ornamental butterfly driving aimlessly before the nearest breeze. He
+meant well, in a general way, but his good intentions proved descending
+paving-stones because he was constitutionally incapable of meaning
+anything very hard.
+
+West had had everything in the beginning except money; and he had the
+faculty of making all of that he wanted. Queed--she found that name
+still clinging to him in her thoughts--had had nothing in the beginning
+except his fearless honesty. In everything else that a man should he, he
+had seemed to her painfully destitute. But because through everything he
+had held unflinchingly to his honesty, he had been steadily climbing the
+heights. He had passed West long ago, because their faces were set in
+opposite directions. West had had the finest distinctions of honor
+carefully instilled into him from his birth. Queed had deduced his, raw,
+from his own unswerving honesty. And the first acid test of a real
+situation showed that West's honor was only burnished and decorated
+dross, while Queed's, which he had made himself, was as fine gold. In
+that test, all superficial trappings were burned and shriveled away; men
+were made to show their men's colors; and the "queer little man with the
+queer little name" had instantly cast off his resplendent superior
+because contact with his superior's dishonesty was degrading to him. Yet
+in the same breath, he had allowed his former chief to foist off that
+dishonesty upon his own clean shoulders, and borne the detestable burden
+without demand for sympathy or claim for gratitude. And this was the
+measure of how, as Queed had climbed by his honesty, his whole nature
+had been strengthened and refined. For if he had begun as the most
+unconscious and merciless of egoists, who could sacrifice little Fifi to
+his comfort without a tremor, he had ended with the supreme act of
+purest altruism: the voluntary sacrifice of himself to save a man whom
+in his heart he must despise.
+
+But was that the supreme altruism? What had it cost him, after all, but
+her friendship? Perhaps he did not regard that as so heavy a price to
+pay.
+
+Sharlee turned her face to the wall. In the darkness, she felt the color
+rising at her throat and sweeping softly but resistlessly upward. And
+she found herself feverishly clinging to all that her little Doctor had
+said, and looked, in all their meetings which, remembered now, gave her
+the right to think that their parting had been hard for him, too.
+
+Yet it was not upon their parting that her mind busied itself most, but
+upon thoughts of their remeeting. The relations which she had thought to
+exist between them had, it was clear, been violently reversed. The one
+point now was for her to meet the topsy-turveyed situation as swiftly,
+as generously, and as humbly as was possible.
+
+If she had been a man, she would have gone to him at once, hunted him up
+this very night, and told him in the most groveling language at her
+command, how infinitely sorry and ashamed she was. Lying wide-eyed in
+her little white bed, she composed a number of long speeches that she,
+as a man, would have made to him; embarrassing speeches which he, as a
+man, or any other man that ever lived, would never have endured for a
+moment. But she was not a man, she was a girl; and girls were not
+allowed to go to men, and frankly and honestly say what was in their
+hearts. She was not in the least likely to meet him by accident; the
+telephone was unthinkable. There remained only to write him a letter.
+
+Yes, but what to say in the letter? There was the critical and crucial
+question. No matter how artful and cajoling an apology she wrote, she
+knew exactly how he would treat it. He would write a civil, formal
+reply, assuring her that her apology was accepted, and there the matter
+would stand forever. For she had put herself terribly in the wrong; she
+had betrayed a damning weakness; it was extremely probable that he would
+never care to resume friendship with one who had proved herself so
+hatefully mistrustful. Then, too, he was evidently very angry with her
+about the money. Only by meeting for a long, frank talk could she ever
+hope to make things right again; but not to save her life could she
+think of any form of letter which would bring such a meeting to pass.
+
+Pondering the question, she fell asleep. All next day, whenever she had
+a minute and sometimes when she did not, she pondered it, and the next,
+and the next. Her heart smote her for the tardiness of her reparation;
+but stronger than this was her fear of striking and missing fire. And at
+last an idea came to her; an idea so big and beautiful that it first
+startled and dazzled her, and then set her heart to singing; the perfect
+idea which would blot away the whole miserable mess at one stroke. She
+sat down and wrote Mr. Surface five lines, asking him to be kind enough
+to call upon her in regard to the business matter about which he had
+written her a few weeks before.
+
+She wrote this note from her house, one night; she expected, of course,
+that he would come there to see her; she had planned out exactly where
+they were each to sit, and even large blocks of their conversation. But
+the very next morning, before 10 o'clock, there came a knock upon the
+Departmental door and he walked into her office, looking more
+matter-of-fact and businesslike than she had ever seen him.
+
+
+
+
+XXXII
+
+ _Second Meeting between a Citizen and the Great Pleasure-Dog
+ Behemoth, involving Plans for Two New Homes._
+
+
+And this time they did not have to go into the hall to talk.
+
+No sooner had the opening door revealed the face of young Mr. Surface
+than Mr. Dayne, the kind-faced Secretary, reached hastily for his hat.
+In the same breath with his "Come in" and "Good-morning," he was heard
+to mention to the Assistant Secretary something about a little urgent
+business downtown.
+
+Mr. Dayne acted so promptly that he met the visitor on the very
+threshold of the office. The clergyman held out his hand with a light in
+his manly gray eye.
+
+"I'm sincerely glad to see you, Mr. Queed, to have the chance--"
+
+"Surface, please."
+
+Mr. Dayne gave his hand an extra wring. "Mr. Surface, you did a splendid
+thing. I'm glad of this chance to tell you so, and to beg your
+forgiveness for having done you a grave injustice in my thoughts."
+
+The young man stared at him. "I have nothing to forgive you for, Mr.
+Dayne. In fact, I have no idea what you are talking about."
+
+But Mr. Dayne did not enlighten him; in fact he was already walking
+briskly down the hall. Clearly the man had business that would not brook
+an instant's delay.
+
+Hat in hand, the young man turned, plainly puzzled, and found himself
+looking at a white-faced little girl who gave back his look with brave
+steadiness.
+
+"Do you think you can forgive me, too?" she asked in a very small
+voice.
+
+He came three steps forward, into the middle of the room, and there
+halted dead, staring at her with a look of searching inquiry.
+
+"I don't understand this," he said, in his controlled voice.
+
+"What are you talking about?"
+
+"Mr. West," said Sharlee, "has told me all about it. About the
+reformatory. And I'm sorry."
+
+There she stuck. Of all the speeches of prostrate yet somehow noble
+self-flagellation which in the night seasons she had so beautifully
+polished, not one single word could she now recall. Yet she continued to
+meet his gaze, for so should apologies be given though the skies fall;
+and she watched as one fascinated the blood slowly ebb from his
+close-set face.
+
+"Under the circumstances," he said abruptly, "it was hardly a--a
+judicious thing to do. However, let us say no more about it."
+
+He turned away from her, obviously unsteadied for all his even voice.
+And as he turned, his gaze, which had shifted only to get away from
+hers, was suddenly arrested and became fixed.
+
+In the corner of the room, beside the bookcase holding the works of
+Conant, Willoughby, and Smathers, lay the great pleasure-dog Behemoth,
+leonine head sunk upon two massive outstretched paws. But Behemoth was
+not asleep; on the contrary he was overlooking the proceedings in the
+office with an air of intelligent and paternal interest.
+
+Between Behemoth and young Henry Surface there passed a long look. The
+young man walked slowly across the room to where the creature lay, and,
+bending down, patted him on the head. He did it with indescribable
+awkwardness. Certainly Behemoth must have perceived what was so plain
+even to a human critic, that here was the first dog this man had ever
+patted in his life. Yet, being a pleasure-dog, he was wholly civil about
+it. In fact, after a lidless scrutiny unembarrassed by any recollections
+of his last meeting with this young man, he declared for friendship.
+Gravely he lifted a behemothian paw, and gravely the young man shook it.
+
+To Behemoth young Mr. Surface addressed the following remarks:--
+
+"West was simply deceived--hoodwinked by men infinitely cleverer than he
+at that sort of thing. It was a manly thing--his coming to you now and
+telling you; much harder than never to--have made the mistake in the
+beginning. Of course--it wipes the slate clean. It makes everything all
+right now. You appreciate that."
+
+Behemoth yawned.
+
+The young man turned, and came a step or two forward, both face and
+voice under complete control again.
+
+"I received a note from you this morning," he began briskly, "asking me
+to come in--"
+
+The girl's voice interrupted him. Standing beside the little
+typewriter-table, exactly where her caller had surprised her, she had
+watched with a mortifying dumbness the second meeting between the
+pleasure-dog and the little Doctor that was. But now pride sprang to her
+aid, stinging her into speech. For it was an unendurable thing that she
+should thus tamely surrender to him the mastery of her situation, and
+suffer her own fault to be glossed over so ingloriously.
+
+"Won't you let me tell you," she began hurriedly, "how sorry I am--how
+ashamed--that I misjudged--"
+
+"No! No! I beg you to stop. There is not the smallest occasion for
+anything of that sort--"
+
+"Don't you see my dreadful position? I suspect you, misjudge you--wrong
+you at every step--and all the time you are doing a thing so fine--so
+generous and splendid--that I am humiliated--to--"
+
+Once again she saw that painful transformation in his face: a difficult
+dull-red flood sweeping over it, only to recede instantly, leaving him
+white from neck to brow.
+
+"What is the use of talking in this way?" he asked peremptorily. "What
+is the good of it, I say? The matter is over and done with. Everything
+is all right--his telling you wipes it all from the slate, just as I
+said. Don't you see that? Well, can't you dismiss the whole incident
+from your mind and forget that it ever happened?"
+
+"I will try--if that is what you wish."
+
+She turned away, utterly disappointed and disconcerted by his summary
+disposal of the burning topic over which she had planned such a long and
+satisfying discussion. He started to say something, checked himself, and
+said something entirely different.
+
+"I have received your note," he began directly, "asking me to come in
+and see you about the matter of difference between the estates. That is
+why I have called. I trust that this means that you are going to be
+sensible and take your money."
+
+"In a way--yes. I will tell you--what I have thought."
+
+"Well, sit down to tell me please. You look tired; not well at all. Not
+in the least. Take this comfortable chair."
+
+Obediently she sat down in Mr. Dayne's high-backed swivel-chair, which,
+when she leaned back, let her neat-shod little feet swing clear of the
+floor. The chair was a happy thought; it steadied her; so did his
+unexampled solicitousness, which showed, she thought, that her emotion
+had not escaped him.
+
+"I have decided that I would take it," said she, "with a--a--sort of
+condition."
+
+Sitting in the chair placed for Mr. Dayne's callers, the young man
+showed instant signs of disapprobation.
+
+"No, no! You are big enough to accept your own without conditions."
+
+"Oh--you won't argue with me about that, will you? Perhaps it is
+unreasonable, but I could never be satisfied to take it--and spend it
+for myself. I could never have any pleasure in it--never feel that it
+was really mine. So," she hurried on, "I thought that it would be nice
+to take it--and give it away."
+
+"Give it away!" he echoed, astonished and displeased.
+
+"Yes--give it to the State. I thought I should like to give it
+to--establish a reformatory."
+
+Their eyes met. Upon his candid face she could watch the subtler
+meanings of her idea slowly sinking into and taking hold of his
+consciousness.
+
+"No--no!" came from him, explosively. "No! You must not think of such a
+thing."
+
+"Yes--I have quite made up my mind. When the idea came to me it was like
+an inspiration. It seemed to me the perfect use to make of this money.
+Don't you see?... And--"
+
+"No, I don't see," he said sharply. "Why will you persist in thinking
+that there is something peculiar and unclean about this money?--some
+imagined taint upon your title to it? Don't you understand that it is
+yours in precisely the same definite and honest way that the money this
+office pays you--"
+
+"Oh--surely it is all a question of feeling. And if I feel--"
+
+"It is a question of fact," said Mr. Surface. "Listen to me. Suppose
+your father had put this money away for you somewhere, so that you knew
+nothing about it, hidden it, say, in a secret drawer somewhere about
+your house"--didn't he know exactly the sort of places which fathers
+used to hide away money?--"and that now, after all these years, you had
+suddenly found it, together with a note from him saying that it was for
+you. You follow me perfectly? Well? Would it ever occur to you to give
+that money to the State--for a _reformatory_?"
+
+"Oh--perhaps not. How can I tell? But that case would--"
+
+"Would be exactly like this one," he finished for her crisply. "The sole
+difference is that it happens to be my father who hid the money away
+instead of yours."
+
+There was a silence.
+
+"I am sorry," said she, constrainedly, "that you take this--this view. I
+had hoped so much that you might agree with me. Nevertheless, I think
+my mind is quite made up. I--"
+
+"Then why on earth have you gone through the formality of consulting me,
+only to tell me--"
+
+"Oh--because I thought it would be so nice if you would agree with me!"
+
+"But I do not agree with you," he said, looking at her with frowning
+steadiness. "I do not. Nobody on earth would agree with you. Have you
+talked with your friends about this mad proposal? Have you--"
+
+"None of them but you. I did not care to."
+
+The little speech affected him beyond all expectation; in full flight as
+he was, it stopped him dead. He lost first the thread of his argument;
+then his steadiness of eye and manner; and when he spoke, it was to
+follow up, not his own thought, but her implication, with those
+evidences of embarrassment which he could never hide.
+
+"So we are friends again," he stated, in rather a strained voice.
+
+"If you are willing--to take me back."
+
+He sat silent, drumming a tattoo on his chair-arm with long, strong
+fingers; and when he resumed his argument, it was with an entire absence
+of his usual air of authority.
+
+"On every score, you ought to keep your money--to make yourself
+comfortable--to stop working--to bring yourself more pleasures, trips,
+whatever you want--all exactly as your father intended."
+
+"Oh! don't argue with me, please! I asked you not. I must either take it
+for that or not at all."
+
+"It--it is not my part," he said reluctantly, "to dictate what you shall
+do with your own. I cannot sympathize in the least with your--your mad
+proposal. Not in the least. However, I must assume that you know your
+own mind. If it is quite made up--"
+
+"Oh, it is! I have thought it all over so carefully--and with so much
+pleasure."
+
+He rose decisively. "Very well, I will go to my lawyers at once--this
+morning. They will arrange it as you wish."
+
+"Oh--will you? How can I thank you? And oh," she added hastily, "there
+was--another point that I--I wished to speak to you about."
+
+He gazed down at her, looking so small and sorrowful-eyed in her great
+chair, and all at once his knees ran to water, and the terrible fear
+clutched at him that his manhood would not last him out of the room.
+This was the reason, perhaps, that his voice was the little Doctor's at
+its brusquest as he said:--
+
+"Well? What is it?"
+
+"The question," she said nervously, "of a--a name for this reformatory
+that I want to found. I have thought a great deal about that. It is
+a--large part of my idea. And I have decided that my reformatory shall
+be called--that is, that I should like to call it--the Henry G. Surface
+Home."
+
+He stared at her through a flash like a man stupefied; and then,
+wheeling abruptly, walked away from her to the windows which overlooked
+the park. For some time he stood there, back determinedly toward her,
+staring with great fixity at nothing. But when he returned to her, she
+had never seen his face so stern.
+
+"You must be mad to suggest such a thing. Mad! Of course I shall not
+allow you to do it. I shall not give you the money for any such
+purpose."
+
+"But if it is mine, as you wrote?" said Sharlee, looking up at him from
+the back of her big chair.
+
+Her point manifestly was unanswerable. With characteristic swiftness, he
+abandoned it, and fell back to far stronger ground.
+
+"Yes, the money is yours," he said stormily. "But that is all. My
+father's name is mine."
+
+That silenced her, for the moment at least, and he swept rapidly on.
+
+"I do not in the least approve of your giving your money to establish a
+foundation at all. That, however, is a matter with which, unfortunately,
+I have nothing to do. But with my father's name I have everything to do.
+I shall not permit you to--"
+
+"Surely--oh, surely, you will not refuse me so small a thing which would
+give me so much happiness."
+
+"Happiness?" He flung the word back at her impatiently, but his
+intention of demolishing it was suddenly checked by a flashing
+remembrance of Fifi's definition of it. "Will you kindly explain how you
+would get happiness from that?"
+
+"Oh--if you don't see, I am afraid I--could never explain--"
+
+"It is a display of just the same sort of unthinking Quixotism which has
+led you hitherto to refuse to accept your own money. What you propose is
+utterly irrational in every way. Can you deny it? Can you defend your
+proposal by any reasonable argument? I cannot imagine how so--so mad an
+idea ever came into your mind."
+
+She sat still, her fingers playing with the frayed edges of Mr. Dayne's
+blotting-pad, and allowed the silence to enfold them once more.
+
+"Your foundation," he went on, with still further loss of motive power,
+"would--gain nothing by bearing the name of my father. He was not
+worthy.... No one knows that better than you. Will you tell me what
+impulse put it into your mind to--to do this?"
+
+"I--had many reasons," said she, speaking with some difficulty. "I will
+tell you one. My father loved him once. I know he would like me to do
+something--to make the name honorable again."
+
+"That," he said, in a hard voice, "is beyond your power."
+
+She showed no disposition to contradict him, or even to maintain the
+conversation. Presently he went on:--
+
+"I cannot let you injure your foundation by--branding it with his
+notoriety, in an impulsive and--and fruitless generosity. For it would
+be fruitless. You, of all people, must understand that the burden on
+the other side is--impossibly heavy. You know that, don't you?"
+
+She raised her head and looked at him.
+
+Again, her pride had been plucking at her heartstrings, burning her with
+the remembrance that he, when he gave her everything that a man could
+give, had done it in a manner perfect and without flaw. And now she,
+with her infinitely smaller offering, sat tongue-tied and ineffectual,
+unable to give with a show of the purple, too poor-spirited even to
+yield him the truth for his truth which alone made the gift worth the
+offering.
+
+Her blood, her spirit, and all her inheritance rallied at the call of
+her pride. She looked at him, and made her gaze be steady: though this
+seemed to her the hardest thing she had ever done in her life.
+
+"I must not let you think that I wanted to do this only for your
+father's sake. That would not be honest. Part of my pleasure in planning
+it--most of it, perhaps--was because I--I should so much like to do
+something for your father's son."
+
+She rose, trying to give the movement a casual air, and went over to her
+little desk, pretending to busy herself straightening out the litter of
+papers upon it. From this safe distance, her back toward him, she forced
+herself to add:--
+
+"This reformatory will take the place of the one you--would have won for
+us. Don't you see? Half-my happiness in giving it is gone, unless you
+will lend me the name."
+
+Behind her the silence was impenetrable.
+
+She stood at her desk, methodically sorting papers which she did not
+see, and wildly guessing at the meaning of that look of turbulent
+consciousness which she had seen break startled into his eyes. More even
+than in their last meeting, she had found that the sight of his face,
+wonderfully changed yet even more wonderfully the same, deeply affected
+her to-day. Its new sadness and premature age moved her strangely; with
+a peculiar stab of compassion and pain she had seen for the first time
+the gray in the nondescript hair about his temples. For his face, she
+had seen that the smooth sheath of satisfied self-absorption, which had
+once overlain it like the hard veneer on a table-top, had been scorched
+away as in a baptism by fire; from which all that was best in it had
+come out at once strengthened and chastened. And she thought that the
+shining quality of honesty in his face must be such as to strike
+strangers on the street.
+
+And now, behind her on the office floor, she heard his footsteps, and in
+one breath was suddenly cold with the fear that her hour had come, and
+hot with the fear that it had not.
+
+Engrossed with her papers, she moved so as to keep her back toward him;
+but he, with a directness which would not flinch even in this untried
+emergency, deliberately intruded himself between her and the table; and
+so once more they stood face to face.
+
+"I don't understand you," he began, his manner at its quietest. "Why do
+you want to do this for me?"
+
+At this close range, she glanced once at him and instantly looked away.
+His face was as white as paper; and when she saw that her heart first
+stopped beating, and then pounded off in a wild frightened paean.
+
+"I--cannot tell you--I don't know--exactly."
+
+"What do you mean?"
+
+She hardly recognized his voice; instinctively she began backing away.
+
+"I don't think I--can explain. You--rather terrify me this morning."
+
+"Are you in love with ME?" he demanded in a terrible voice, beginning at
+the wrong end, as he would be sure to do.
+
+Finger at her lip, her blue eyes, bright with unshed tears, resting upon
+his in a gaze as direct as a child's, Sharlee nodded her head up and
+down.
+
+And that was all the hint required by clever Mr. Surface, the famous
+social scientist. He advanced somehow, and took her in his arms. On the
+whole, it was rather surprising how satisfactorily he did it,
+considering that she was the first woman he had ever touched in all his
+days.
+
+So they stood through a time that might have been a minute and might
+have been an age, since all of them that mattered had soared away to the
+sunlit spaces where no time is. After awhile, driven by a strange fierce
+desire to see her face in the light of this new glory, he made a gentle
+effort to hold her off from him, but she clung to him, crying, "No, no!
+I don't want you to see me yet."
+
+After another interval of uncertain length, she said:--
+
+"All along my heart has cried out that you couldn't have done that, and
+hurt me so. _You couldn't_. I will never doubt my heart again. And you
+were so fine--so fine--to forgive me so easily."
+
+In the midst of his dizzying exaltation, he marveled at the ease with
+which she spoke her inmost feeling; he, the great apostle of reason and
+self-mastery, was much slower in recovering lost voice and control. It
+was some time before he would trust himself to speak, and even then the
+voice that he used was not recognizable as his.
+
+"So you are willing to do as much for my father's son as to--to--take
+his name for your own."
+
+"No, this is something that I am doing for myself. Your father was not
+perfect, but he was the only father that ever had a son whose name I
+would take for mine."
+
+A silence.
+
+"We can keep my father's house," he said, in time, "for--for--us to live
+in. You must give up the office. And I will find light remunerative
+work, which will leave at least part of my time free for my book."
+
+She gave a little laugh that was half a sob. "Perhaps--you could
+persuade that wealthy old lady--to get out a second edition of her
+_thesaurus!_"
+
+"I wish I could, though!"
+
+"You talk just like my little Doctor," she gasped--"my--own little
+Doctor.... I've got a little surprise for you--about remunerative
+work," she went on, "only I can't tell you now, because it's a secret.
+Promise that you won't make me tell you."
+
+He promised.
+
+Suddenly, without knowing why, she began to cry, her cheek against his
+breast. "You've had a sad life, little Doctor--a sad life. But I am
+going to make it all up to you--if you will show me the way."
+
+Presently she became aware that her telephone was ringing, and ringing
+as though it had been at it for some time.
+
+"Oh bother! They won't let us have even a little minute together after
+all these years. I suppose you must let me go--"
+
+She turned from the desk with the most beautiful smile he had ever seen
+upon a face.
+
+"It's for you!"
+
+"For me?" he echoed like a man in a dream. "That is--very strange."
+
+Strange, indeed! Outside, the dull world was wagging on as before,
+unaware that there had taken place in this enchanted room the most
+momentous event in history.
+
+He took the receiver from her with a left hand which trembled, and with
+his untrained right somehow caught and imprisoned both of hers. "Stand
+right by me," he begged hurriedly.
+
+Now he hoisted the receiver in the general direction of his ear, and
+said in what he doubtless thought was quite a businesslike manner:
+"Well?"
+
+"Mr. Queed? This is Mr. Hickok," said the incisive voice over the wire.
+"Well, what in the mischief are you doing up there?"
+
+"I'm--I'm--transacting some important business--with the Department,"
+said Mr. Surface, and gave Sharlee's hands a desperate squeeze. "But
+my--"
+
+"Well, we're transacting some important business down here. Never should
+have found you but for Mr. Dayne's happening along. Did you know that
+West had resigned?"
+
+"No, has he? But I started--"
+
+"Peace to his ashes. De mortuis nil nisi bonum. The directors are
+meeting now to elect his successor. Only one name has been mentioned.
+There's only one editor we'll hear of for the paper. Won't you come back
+to us, my boy?"
+
+The young man cleared his throat. "Come? I'd--think it the greatest
+honor--there's nothing I'd rather have. You are all too--too kind to
+me--I can't tell you--but--"
+
+"Oh, no buts! But us no buts now! I'll go tell them--"
+
+"No--wait," called the young man, hastily. "If I come, I don't come as
+Queed, you know. My name is Henry G. Surface. That may make a
+difference--"
+
+"Come as Beelzebub!" said the old man, testily. "We've had enough of
+hiring a _name_ for the _Post_. This time we're after a man, and by the
+Lord, we've got one!"
+
+Henry Surface turned away from the telephone, struggling with less than
+his usual success to show an unmoved face.
+
+"You--know?"
+
+She nodded: in her blue-spar eyes, there was the look of a winged
+victory. "That was the little secret--don't you think it was a nice one?
+It is your magnificent boast come true.... And you don't even say 'I
+told you so'!"
+
+He looked past her out into the park. Over the budding trees, already
+bursting and spreading their fans of green, far off over the jagged
+stretch of roofs, his gaze sought the battered gray _Post_ building and
+the row of windows behind which he had so often sat and worked. A mist
+came before his eyes; the trees curveted and swam; and his visible world
+swung upside down and went out in a singing and spark-shot blackness.
+
+She came to his side again: in silence slipped her hand into his; and
+following both his look and his thought, she felt her own eyes smart
+with a sudden bright dimness.
+
+"This is the best city in the world," said Henry Surface. "The kindest
+people--the _kindest people_--"
+
+"Yes, little Doctor."
+
+He turned abruptly and caught her to him again; and now, hearing even
+above the hammering of his own blood the wild fluttering of her heart
+against his, his tongue unlocked and he began to speak his heart. It was
+not speech as he had always known speech. In all his wonderful array of
+terminology there were no words fitted to this undreamed need; he had to
+discover them somehow, by main strength make them up for himself; and
+they came out stammering, hard-wrung, bearing new upon their rough faces
+the mint-mark of his own heart. Perhaps she did not prize them any the
+less on that account.
+
+"I'm glad that you love me that way--Henry. I must call you Henry
+now--mustn't I, Henry?"
+
+"Do you know," she said, after a time, "I am--_almost_ weakening about
+giving our money for a Home. Somehow, I'd so like for you to have it, so
+that--"
+
+She felt a little shiver run through him.
+
+"No, no! I could not bear to touch it. We shall be far happier--"
+
+"You could stop work, buy yourself comforts, pleasures, trips. It is a
+mad thing," she teased, "to give away money.... Oh, little Doctor--I
+can't breathe if you hold me--so tight."
+
+"About the name," he said presently, "I--dislike to oppose you, but I
+cannot--I cannot--"
+
+"Well, I've decided to change it, Henry, in deference to your wishes."
+
+"I am extremely glad. I myself know a name--"
+
+"Instead of calling it the Henry G. Surface Home--"
+
+Suddenly she drew away from him, leaving behind both her hands for a
+keepsake, and raised to him a look so luminous and radiant that he felt
+himself awed before it, like one who with impious feet has blundered
+upon holy ground.
+
+"I am going to call it the Henry G. Surface _Junior_ Home. Do you know
+any name for a Home so pretty as that?"
+
+"No, no, I--can't let you--"
+
+But she cried him down passionately, saying: "Yes, that is _our_ name
+now, and we are going to make it honorable."
+
+From his place beside the sociological bookcase--perhaps faunal
+naturalists can tell us why--the great pleasure-dog Behemoth, whose
+presence they had both forgotten, raised his leonine head and gave a
+sharp, joyous bark.
+
+
+
+
+
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