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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, Vol. 17, Issue 479, March 5, 1831, by Various
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+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction, Vol. 17,
+Issue 479, March 5, 1831
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+Author: Various
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+Release Date: November 11, 2004 [eBook #14022]
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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. 17, NO. 479.] SATURDAY, MARCH 5, 1831. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: ANCIENT PALACE OF HOLYROOD, AT EDINBURGH.]
+
+
+
+
+ANCIENT PALACE OF HOLYROOD, AT EDINBURGH.
+
+
+Here is another of the resting-places of fallen royalty; and a happy
+haven has it proved to many a crowned head; a retreat where the plain
+reproof of flattery--
+
+ How can you say to me,--I am a king?
+
+would sound with melancholy sadness and truth.
+
+The reader of "the age and body of the time" need not be told that the
+tenancy of Holyrood by the Ex-King of France has suggested its present
+introduction, although the Engraving represents the Palace about the
+year 1640. The structure, in connexion with the Chapel,[1] is thus
+described in Chambers's _Picture of Scotland_, vol. ii. p. 61.
+
+The Chapel and Palace of Holyrood are situated at the extremity of the
+suburb called the Cannongate. The ordinary phrase "the Abbey," still
+popularly applied to both buildings, indicates that the former is the
+more ancient of the two. Like so many other religious establishments,
+it owns David I. for its founder. Erected in the twelfth century, and
+magnificently endowed by that monarch, it continued for about four
+centuries to flourish as an abbey, and to be, at least during the
+latter part of that time, the residence of the sovereign. In the year
+1528, James V. added a palace to the conventual buildings. During the
+subsequent reign of Mary, this was the principal seat of the court; and
+so it continued in a great measure to be, till the departure of King
+James VI. for England. Previously to this period, the Abbey and Palace
+had suffered from fire, and they have since undergone such revolutions,
+that, as in the celebrated case of Sir John Cutler's stockings, which,
+in the course of darning, changed nearly their whole substance, it is
+now scarcely possible to distinguish what is really ancient from the
+modern additions.
+
+As they at present stand, the Palace is a handsome edifice, built in
+the form of a quadrangle, with a front flanked by double towers, while
+the Abbey is reduced from its originally extensive dimensions to the
+mere ruin of the chapel, one corner of which adjoins to a posterior
+angle of the Palace. Of the palatial structure, the north-west towers
+alone are old. The walls were certainly erected in the time of James V.
+They contain the apartments in which Queen Mary resided, and where her
+minion, Rizzio, fell a sacrifice to the revenge of her brutal husband.
+A certain portion of the furniture is of the time, and a still smaller
+portion is said to be the handiwork of that princess. The remaining
+parts of the structure were erected in the time of Charles II. and have
+at no time been occupied by any royal personages, other than the Duke of
+York, Prince Charles Stuart, the Duke of Cumberland, the King of France,
+(in 1795-9,) and King George IV. in 1822. In the northern side of the
+quadrangle is a gallery one hundred and fifty feet in length, filled
+with the portraits of nearly as many imaginary Scottish kings. The south
+side contains a suite of state apartments, fitted up for the use of the
+last-mentioned monarch. These various departments of the Palace, as well
+as the Chapel, are shown to strangers, for a gratuity, by the servants
+of the Duke of Hamilton, who is hereditary keeper of the Palace. It may
+be mentioned, before dismissing this subject, that the precincts of
+these interesting edifices were formerly a sanctuary of criminals, and
+can yet afford refuge to insolvent debtors.
+
+From the time of the departure of George the Fourth from Edinburgh, in
+1822, Holyrood Palace remained without any distinguished inhabitant
+until last year, when Charles the Tenth, and his suite, took up their
+abode within its walls. In the same year too, died George IV.
+
+ [1] A view of the Chapel, from the Diorama, in the Regent's Park,
+ with ample descriptive details, will be found in vol. v. of
+ _The Mirror._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE LAST SOUNDS OF BATTLE.
+
+(For the _Mirror_.)
+
+
+ Hark! on yonder blood-trod hill,
+ The sound of battle lingers still,--
+ But faint it comes, for every blow
+ Is feebled with the touch of woe:
+ Their limbs are weary, and forget
+ They stand upon the battle plain,--
+ But still their spirit flashes yet,
+ And dimly lights their souls again!
+ Like revellers, flush'd with dead'ning wine,
+ Measuring the dance with sluggish tread,
+ Their spirits for an instant shine,
+ Ashamed to show their pow'r hath fled.
+ Bat hark! e'en that faint sound hath died,
+ And sad and solemn up the vale
+ The silence steals, and far and wide
+ It tells of death the dreadful tale.
+
+
+J.M.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT TOPOGRAPHY OF HOLBORN.
+
+(For the _Mirror_.)
+
+
+The name of Holborn is derived from an ancient village, built upon the
+bank of the rivulet, or _bourne_, of the same name.--Stowe says,
+"_Oldborne_, or _Hilborne_, was the water, breaking out about
+the place where now the Barres doe stand; and it ranne downe the whole
+street to _Oldborne Bridge_, and into the river of the _Wels_,
+or _Turne-mill Brooke_. This _Boorne_ was long since stopped
+up at the head, and other places, where the same hath broken out; but
+yet till this day, the said street is there called high, _Oldborne_
+hill, and both sides thereof, (together with all the grounds adjoining,
+that lye betwixt it and the River of Thames,) remaine full of springs,
+so that water is there found at hand, and hard to be stopped in every
+house."
+
+"Oldborne Conduit, which stood by Oldborne Crosse, was first builded
+1498. Thomasin, widow to John Percival, maior, gave to the second making
+thereof twenty markes; Richard Shore, ten pounds; Thomas Knesworth, and
+others also, did give towards it.--But of late, a new conduit was there
+builded, in place of the old, namely, in the yeere 1577; by William
+Lambe, sometime a gentleman of the chappell to King Henry the Eighth,
+and afterwards a citizen and clothworker of London, which amounted to
+the sum of 1,500_l_.
+
+"Scroops' Inne,[2] sometime Sergeant's Inne, was situate against the
+church of St. Andrew, in Oldborne, in the city of London, with two
+gardens.
+
+"On the High-streete of Oldborne (says Stowe) have ye many fair houses
+builded, and lodgings for gentlemen, innes for travellers, and such
+like, up almost (for it lacketh but little) to St. Giles's in the
+Fields."
+
+Gerard, the famous herbalist, lived in Holborn, and had there a large
+botanic garden. Holborn was then in the outskirts of the town on that
+side. Richard the Third asked the Bishop of Ely to send for some of the
+good strawberries which he heard the bishop had in his garden in
+Holborn.
+
+"In 1417, Lower Holborn (says Brayley) one of the great inlets to the
+city, was first paved, it being then described as a highway, so deep and
+miry, that many perils and hazards were thereby occasioned; and the
+King, at his own expense, is recorded to have employed two vessels,
+each of twenty tons burthen, for bringing stones for that purpose.
+
+"In 1534 an act was passed for paving with stone the street between
+Holborn Bridge and Holborn Bars, at the west end thereof, and also the
+streets of Southwark; and every person was made liable to maintain the
+pavement before his door, under the forfeiture of sixpence to the king
+for every square yard."
+
+On the south side of Holborn Hill was St. Andrew's Church, of
+considerable antiquity; but rebuilt in a plain, neat manner. Here was
+buried Thomas Wriothesley, lord chancellor in the latter part of the
+life of Henry the Eighth: a fiery zealot, who (says Pennant) not content
+with seeing the amiable Anne Askew put to the torture, for no other
+crime than difference of faith, flung off his gown, degraded the
+chancellor into the bureau, and with his own hands gave force to the
+rack.
+
+"Furnival's Inn was one of the hosteries belonging to Lincoln's Inn, in
+old times the town abode of the Lords of Furnivals.
+
+"Thaive's Inn was another, old as the time of Edward the Third. It took
+its name from John Tavye.
+
+"Staples Inn; so called from its having been a staple in which the
+wool-merchants were used to assemble.
+
+"Barnard's Inn, originally Mackworth's Inn, having been given by the
+executors of John Mackworth, dean of Lincoln, to the dean and chapter of
+Lincoln, on condition that they should find a pious priest to perform
+divine service in the cathedral of Lincoln--in which John Mackworth lies
+interred.
+
+"Hatton Garden was the town house and gardens of the Lord Hatton, founded
+by Sir Christopher Hatton, lord-keeper in the reign of Queen Elizabeth.
+The place he built his house on was the orchard and garden belonging to
+Ely House.
+
+"Brook House was the residence of Sir Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke.
+
+"Southampton Buildings, built on the site of Southampton House, the
+mansion of the Wriothesleys, earls of Southampton. When Lord Russel
+passed by this house, on his way to execution, he felt a momentary
+bitterness of death, in recollecting the happy moments of the place. He
+looked (says Pennant) towards Southampton House, the tear started into
+his eye, but he instantly wiped it away.
+
+"Gray's Inn is a place of great antiquity: it was originally the
+residence of the Lord Grays, from the year 1315, when John, the son of
+Reginold de Grey, resided here, till the latter end of the reign of Henry
+the Seventh, when it was sold, by Edmund Lord Grey, of Wilton, to Hugh
+Dennys, Esq., by the name of Portpole; and in eight years afterwards it
+was disposed of to the prior and convent of Shene, who again, disposed
+of it to the students of the law; not but that they were seated here
+much earlier, it appearing that they had leased a residence here from
+the Lord Grays, as early as the reign of Edward the Third. Chancery Lane
+gapes on the opposite side, to receive the numberless _malheureuses_
+who plunge unwarily on the rocks and shelves with which it abounds."
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ [2] From Lord Scroops, of Bolton.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT SLAVERY IN ENGLAND.
+
+(For the _Mirror_.)
+
+ "O Freedom! first delight of human kind."
+
+DRYDEN.
+
+
+Sharon Turner, in his interesting "History of the Anglo-Saxons," says,
+"It was then (during the reign of Pope Gregory I.) the practice of
+Europe to make use of slaves, and to buy and sell them; and this traffic
+was carried on, even in the western capital of the Christian Church.
+Passing through the market at Rome, the white skins, the flowing locks,
+and beautiful countenances of some youths who were standing there for
+sale, interested Gregory's sensibility. To his inquiries from what
+country they had been brought, the answer was, from Britain, whose
+inhabitants were all of that fair complexion. Were they Pagans or
+Christians? was his next question: a proof not only of his ignorance of
+the state of England, but also, that up to that time it had occupied no
+part of his attention; but thus brought as it were to a personal
+knowledge of it by these few representatives of its inhabitants, he
+exclaimed, on hearing that they were still idolaters, with a deep sigh,
+'What a pity that such a beauteous frontispiece should possess a mind so
+void of internal grace.' The name of their nation being mentioned to be
+Angles, his ear caught the verbal coincidence--the benevolent wish for
+their improvement darted into his mind, and he expressed his own
+feelings, and excited those of his auditors, by remarking--'It suits
+them well: they have angel faces, and ought to be the co-heirs of the
+angels in heaven.'
+
+"The different classes of society among the Anglo-Saxons were such as
+belonged to birth, office, or property, and such as were occupied by
+a freeman, a freedman, or one of the servile description. It is to be
+lamented in the review of these different classes, that a large proportion
+of the Anglo-Saxon population was in a state of abject slavery: they
+were bought and sold with land, and were conveyed in the grants of it
+promiscuously with the cattle and other property upon it; and in the
+Anglo-Saxon wills, these wretched beings were given away precisely as
+we now dispose of our plate, our furniture, or our money. At length the
+custom of manumission, and the diffusion of Christianity, ameliorated
+the condition of the Anglo-Saxon slaves. Sometimes individuals, from
+benevolence, gave their slaves their freedom--sometimes piety procured
+a manumission. But the most interesting kind of emancipation appears in
+those writings which announce to us, that the slaves had purchased their
+own liberty, or that of their family. The Anglo-Saxon laws recognised
+the liberation of slaves, and placed them under legal protection. The
+liberal feelings of our ancestors to their enslaved domestics are not
+only evidenced in the frequent manumissions, but also in the generous
+gifts which they appear to have made them. The grants of lands from
+masters to their servants were very common; gilds, or social
+confederations, were established. The tradesmen of the Anglo-Saxons
+were, for the most part, men in a servile state; but, by degrees, the
+manumission of slaves increased the number of the independent part of
+the lower orders."
+
+When the statute 1st. Edward VI. c. 3. was made, which ordained, that
+all idle vagabonds should be made _slaves_, and fed upon bread,
+water or small drink, and refuse of meat; should wear a ring round their
+necks, arms, or legs; and should be compelled, by beating, chaining, or
+otherwise, to perform the work assigned them, were it ever so vile;--the
+spirit of the nation could not brook this condition, even in the most
+abandoned rogues; and therefore this statute was repealed in two years
+afterwards, 3rd and 4th of Edward VI. c. 16.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FINSBURY.
+
+(For the _Mirror_.)
+
+
+Fitzstephen, in his Description of London, 1282, gives the following
+account of skating in Moor, or Finsbury Fields, which may afford
+amusement to the inquisitive reader:--
+
+"When that vast lake which waters the walls of the city towards the north
+is hard frozen, the youths, in great numbers, go to divert themselves on
+the ice--some, taking a small run for an increment of velocity, place
+their feet at a proper distance, and are carried sideways a great
+way; others will make a large cake of ice, and seating one of their
+companions upon it, they take hold of one's hands, and draw him along,
+when it happens that moving swiftly on so slippery a plane, they all
+fall headlong; others there are who are still more expert in these
+amusements on the ice--they place certain bones (the leg-bones of
+animals) under the soles of their feet, by tying them round their
+ankles, and then taking a pole, shod with iron, with their hands they
+push themselves forward by striking it against the ice, and are carried
+on with a velocity equal to the flight of a bird, or a bolt discharged
+from a cross-bow."
+
+This tract affords the earliest description of London; and Dr. Pegge, in
+his preface to said Description, says, "I conceive we may challenge any
+nation in Europe to produce an account of its capital, or any other of
+its great cities, at so remote a period as the 12th century."
+
+J.R.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF NEW WORKS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MOUNT ST. MICHAEL.
+
+
+No. 65 of _Constable's Miscellany_, just published, consists of
+_A Journal of a Residence in Normandy_, by J.A. St. John, Esq. This
+volume falls in opportunely enough for the further description of Mount
+St. Michael, engraved in No. 477 of _The Mirror_.
+
+
+Breakfasting in haste, I procured a horse and a guide, and set out for
+the mount, no less celebrated for its historical importance, than for
+the peculiarity of its position. As soon as I had emerged from the
+streets of Avranches, I saw before me a vast bay, now entirely deserted
+by the tide, and consisting partly of sand, partly of slime, intersected
+by the waters of several rivers, and covered, during spring tides, at
+high water.--Two promontories, the one bluff and rocky, the other sandy
+and low, project, one on either hand, into the sea; and in the open
+space between these two points are two small islands, from around which
+the sea ebbs at low water: one of them is a desert rock, called the
+Tombelaine, and the other the Mont St. Michel.[3] The space thus covered
+and deserted alternately by the sea is about eight square leagues, and
+is here called the Greve.
+
+The Mont St. Michel, which is about the same height as the Great Pyramid
+of Egypt, and now stood, as that does, upon a vast plain of sand, which
+is here, however, skirted in its whole length by the sea, has a very
+striking and extraordinary aspect. It appeared, as the water was so
+close behind it, to rise out of the sea, upon the intense and dazzling
+blue of which its grey rocks and towers were relieved in a sharp and
+startling manner; and, as I descended lower and lower on the hill-side,
+and drew near the beach, its pinnacles seemed to increase in height, and
+the picturesque effect was improved.
+
+At length I emerged from the shady road upon the naked beach, and saw
+the ferry-boat and the Charon that were to convey me and my charger over
+the first river. My Avranches guide here quitted me; but I had been told
+that the ferryman himself usually supplied his place in piloting
+strangers across the quicksands, which, owing to the shifting of the
+course of the rivers, are in constant change, and of the most dangerous
+character. Horses and their riders, venturing to select their own path
+over the sands, have been swallowed up together, and vessels, stranded
+here in a tempest, have in a short time sunk and disappeared entirely.
+The depth of what may perhaps be termed the unsolid soil, is hitherto
+unknown, though various attempts have been made to ascertain it. In one
+instance, a small mast, forty feet high, was fixed up in the sands, with
+a piece of granite of considerable weight upon the top of it; but mast,
+granite, and all, rapidly disappeared, leaving no trace behind. It is
+across several leagues of a beach of this nature that one has to
+approach the Mont St. Michel.
+
+The scene which now presented itself was singular and beautiful. On the
+right the land, running out boldly into the sea, offered, with its rich
+verdure, a striking contrast to the pale yellow sands beneath. In front,
+the sea, blue, calm, waveless, and studded in the distance with a few
+white sails, glittering in the sun, ran in a straight line along the
+yellow plain, which was, moreover, intersected in various directions by
+numerous small rivers, whose shining waters looked like molten silver.
+To add to the effect of the landscape, silence the most absolute brooded
+over it, except when the scream of a seamew, wheeling about drowsily in
+the sunny air, broke upon the ear. The mount itself, with its ancient
+monastic towers, rearing their grey pinnacles towards heaven, in the
+midst of stillness and solitude, appeared to be formed by nature to be
+the abode of peace, and a soft and religious melancholy.
+
+For some time I rode on musing, gazing delightedly at the scene, and
+recalling to mind the historical events which had taken place on those
+shores, and rendered them famous. The cannon of England had thundered on
+every side, and her banners had waved triumphantly from the towers
+before me. My reflections, however, were soon called off from these
+towering topics, being interrupted by the loud laugh of a party of
+soldiers and wagoners, who were regaling themselves with fresh air at
+the gate of the fortress.
+
+Dismounting here, I entered the small town which clusters round the foot
+of the mount within the wall; and whatever romance might have taken
+lodging in my imagination, was quickly put to flight by the stink, and
+filth, and misery, which forced themselves upon my attention. I never
+beheld a more odious den. Leaving my horse and guide at a cabaret, I
+ascended the only street in the place, which winding about the foot of
+the mountain, leads directly to the castle. Toiling up this abominable
+street, and several long and very steep flights of steps, I at length
+reached the door, where, having rung, and waited for some time, I was
+admitted by a saucy gendarme, who demanded my business and my passport
+in the most insolent tone imaginable. I delivered up my passport; and
+while the rascal went to show it to the man in office--governor,
+sub-governor, or some creature of that sort--had to stand in the dismal
+passage, among a score or two of soldiers. In general, however, French
+soldiers are remarkably polite, and these, with the exception of the
+above individual, were so also. Even he, when he returned, had changed
+his tone; for, having learned from his superior that I was an
+Englishman, he came, with cap in hand, to conduct me round the building.
+
+The first apartment, after the chapel, which is small, and by no means
+striking, into which I was led, was the ancient refectory, where there
+were some hundreds of criminals, condemned for several years to close
+imprisonment, or the galleys, weaving calico. I never in my life saw so
+many demoniacal faces together.
+
+The apartment in which these miscreants were assembled, was a hall about
+one hundred feet long, by thirty-five or forty in breadth, and was adorned
+with two rows of massy, antique pillars, resembling those which we find
+in Gothic churches. From hence we proceeded to the subterranean chapel,
+where are seen those prodigious columns upon which the weight of the
+whole building reposes. The scanty light, which glimmers among these
+enormous shafts, is just sufficient to discover their magnitude to the
+eye, and to enable one to find his way among them. Having crossed this
+chapel, we entered the quadrangular court, around which the cloisters,
+supported by small, graceful pillars, of the most delicate workmanship,
+extend. Here the monks used to walk in bad weather, contriving the next
+day's dinner, or imagining excuses for detaining some of the many pretty
+female pilgrims who resorted, under various pretences, to this celebrated
+monastery. At present, it affords shelter to the veterans and gendarmes
+who keep guard over the prisoners below.
+
+From various portions of the monastery, we obtain admirable views of sea
+and shore; but the most superb coup-d'oeil is from a tall slender tower,
+which shoots up above almost every other portion of the building. Hence
+are seen the hills and coasts of Brittany, the sea, the sandy plain
+stretching inland, with the rivers meandering through it, and the long
+sweep of shore which encompasses the Greve, with Avranches, and its
+groves and gardens, in the back ground. Close at hand, and almost
+beneath one's feet, as it were, is the barren rock called the
+Tombelaine, which, though somewhat larger than the Mont St. Michel, is
+not inhabited. Even this rock, however, was formerly fortified by the
+English; and several remains of the old towers are still found among the
+thorns and briers with which it is at present overrun. Several fanciful
+derivations of the word Tombelaine are given by antiquaries, some
+imagining it to have been formed of the words _Tumba Beleni_, or
+_Tumba Helenae_; and in support of the latter etymology, the
+following legend is told:--Helen, daughter of Hoel, King of Brittany,
+was taken away, by fraud or violence, from her father's court, by a
+certain Spaniard, who, having conducted her to this island, and
+compelled her to submit to his desires, seems to have deserted her
+there. The princess, overwhelmed with misfortune, pined away and died,
+and was buried by her nurse, who had accompanied her from Brittany.
+
+At the Mont St. Michel was preserved, until lately, the enormous wooden
+cage in which state prisoners were sometimes confined under the old
+regime.
+
+The most unfortunate of the poor wretches who inhabited this cage was
+Dubourg, a Dutch editor of a newspaper. This man having, in the exercise
+of his duty, written something which offended the majesty of Louis XIV.,
+or some one of his mistresses, was marked out by the magnanimous monarch
+for vengeance; and the means which, according to tradition, he employed
+to effect his purpose, was every way worthy of the royal miscreant. A
+villain was sent from Avranches to Holland, a neutral state, with
+instructions to worm himself into the friendship and confidence of
+Dubourg, and, in an unguarded moment, to lead him into the French
+territories, where a party of soldiers was kept perpetually in readiness
+to kidnap him and carry him off. For two years this modern Judas is said
+to have carried on the intrigue, at the end of which period he prevailed
+upon Dubourg to accompany him on a visit into France, when the soldiers
+seized upon their victim, and hurried him off to the Mont St. Michel.
+
+Confinement and solitude do not always kill. The Dutchman, accustomed,
+perhaps, to a life of indolence, existed twenty years in his cage, never
+enjoying the satisfaction of beholding "the human face divine," or of
+hearing the human voice, except when the individual entered who was
+charged with the duty of bringing him his provisions and cleaning his
+cell. Some faint rays of light, just such as enable cats and owls to
+mouse, found their way into the dungeon; and, by their aid, Dubourg,
+whom accident or the humanity of his keeper had put in possession of an
+old nail, and who inherited the passion of his countrymen for flowers,
+contrived to sculpture roses and other flowers upon the beams of his
+cage. Continual inaction, however, though it could not destroy life,
+brought on the gout, which rendered the poor wretch incapable of moving
+himself about from one side of the cage to the other; and he observed to
+his keeper, that the greatest misery he endured was inflicted by the
+rats, which came in droves, and gnawed away at his gouty legs, without
+his being able to move out of their reach or frighten them away.
+
+Having examined the principal objects of curiosity at the mount, and
+learning that the tide was rising rapidly on the Greve, I descended from
+the fortress, and mounting my horse, set out on my return to Avranches.
+
+My guide informed me that I had staid somewhat too long, and in fact,
+the sea, flowing and foaming furiously over the vast plain of sand,
+quickly surrounded the mount, and was at our heels in a twinkling.
+However, the guide sprang off with that long trot peculiar to fishermen,
+and was followed with great good will by the beast which had been so
+obstinate in the morning. We were joined in our retreat by a party of
+sportsmen, who appeared to have been shooting gulls upon the sands; but
+they could not keep up with the young fisherman, who stepped out like a
+Newmarket racer, and in a short time landed me safe at the Point of
+Pontorson, near the village of Courtils, where he resided.
+
+By the way, we have just received Mr. St. John's _Anatomy of
+Society_, which we hope to notice in our next or subsequent number.
+
+ [3] Why is the _a_ omitted?
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE MONUMENT.
+
+Once the object of general praise, from its loftiness and beauty, and
+till now the subject of censure, even among Protestants, from that
+inscription of which the Papists always complained, was the offspring of
+this period, and realized one of those decorations which Wren had
+lavished upon his air-drawn Babylon. This lofty column was ordered by
+the Commons, in commemoration of the extinction of the great fire and
+the rebuilding of the city: it stands on the site of the old church of
+St. Margaret, and within a hundred feet of the spot where the
+conflagration began. It is of the Doric order, and rises from the
+pavement to the height of two hundred and two feet, containing within
+its shaft a spiral stair of black marble of three hundred and forty-five
+steps. The plinth is twenty-one feet square, and ornamented with
+sculpture by Cibber, representing the flames subsiding on the appearance
+of King Charles;--beneath his horse's feet a figure, meant to personify
+religious malice, crawls out vomiting fire, and above is that
+unjustifiable legend which called forth the indignant lines of Pope--
+
+ "Where London's column pointing to the skies,
+ Like a tall bully, lifts his head and lies."[4]
+
+
+The shaft, deeply fluted, measures fifteen feet diameter at the base,
+and diminishing according to the proportion of its order, terminates
+in a capital, crowned with a balcony, from the centre of which rises a
+circular pedestal, bearing a flaming urn of gilt bronze. The various
+notions of the architect concerning a suitable termination, are worth
+relating:--"I cannot," said he, "but commend a large statue as carrying
+much dignity with it, and that which would be more valuable in the eyes
+of foreigners and strangers. It hath been proposed to cast such a one in
+brass of twelve feet high for a thousand pounds. I hope we may find
+those who will cast a figure for that money of fifteen feet high, which
+will suit the greatness of the pillar, and is, as I take it, the largest
+at this day extant. And this would undoubtedly be the noblest finishing
+that can be found answerable to so goodly a work in all men's
+judgments." The King preferred a large ball of metal gilt. A phoenix was
+introduced in the wooden model of the pillar, but afterwards rejected by
+the architect himself, "because it would be costly, not easily
+understood at that height, and worse understood at a distance; and
+lastly, dangerous by reason of the sail the spread wings would carry in
+the wind." A statue of Charles, fifteen feet high, on a pedestal of two
+hundred, would have looked small and mean; the King resisted the
+compliment. This work, begun in 1671, was not completed till 1677; stone
+was scarce, and the restoration of London and its Cathedral swallowed up
+the produce of the quarries. "It was at first used," says Elmes, "by the
+members of the Royal Society, for astronomical experiments, but was
+abandoned on account of its vibrations being too great for the nicety
+required in their observations. This occasioned a report that it was
+unsafe; but its scientific construction may bid defiance to the attacks
+of all but earthquakes for centuries."
+
+_Life of Wren.--Family Library._
+
+ [4] The original inscription, ascribing to the Roman Catholics the
+ fire which consumed the city, obliterated during the reign of
+ James II. and restored with much pomp on the coming of King
+ William, is now ordered, I hear, to be erased by the Common
+ Council. Fiction is truth and truth is fiction as party prevails.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+G. MORLAND.
+
+
+H. Morland, wine merchant, brother of the painter, says, "that his
+brother died while his servant was holding a glass of gin (his favourite
+liquor) over his shoulder. And he was so prodigal at times that he had
+not enough to buy ultra-marine with, although a few hours before he had
+invited a great number of his associates to a general debauch."
+
+GEO. ST. CLAIR.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[Illustration: COWLEY'S HOUSE, AT CHERTSEY.]
+
+
+
+
+COWLEY'S HOUSE, AT CHERTSEY.
+
+
+Cowley retired to these premises at Chertsey, in Surrey, a few years
+before his death, which took place here in 1667, in his 49th year. The
+premises are called the Porch House, and were for many years occupied by
+the late Richard Clark, Esq., Chamberlain of London, who died a short
+time since. Mr. Clark, in honour of the Poet, took much pains to preserve
+the premises in their original state, kept an original portrait of Cowley,
+and had affixed a tablet in front, containing Cowley's Latin Epitaph on
+himself. In the year 1793, it was supposed that the ruinous state of the
+house rendered it impossible to support the building, but it was found
+practicable to preserve the greater part of it, to which some rooms have
+been added. Mr. Clark also placed a tablet in front of the building where
+the porch stood, with the following inscription:--"The _Porch_ of
+this House, which projected ten feet into the highway, was, in the year
+1792, removed for the safety and accommodation of the public.
+
+ "Here the last accents flowed from Cowley's tongue."
+
+
+We received the substance of this information from the venerable Mr.
+Clark himself, in the year 1822, about which time there appeared, in
+the _Monthly Magazine_, a view of the original premises, from a
+drawing by the late Mr. Samuel Ireland. The above view was taken by
+a Correspondent, in the summer of 1828, and represents the original
+portion of the mansion. Cowley's study is here pointed out, being a
+closet in the back part of the house, towards the garden.
+
+How delightfully must COWLEY have passed his latter days in the rural
+seclusion of Chertsey! How he must have loved that earthly paradise--his
+garden--who could write thus for his epitaph:
+
+ From life's superfluous cares enlarg'd,
+ His debt of human toil discharg'd,
+ Here COWLEY lies, beneath this shed,
+ To ev'ry worldly interest _dead_;
+ With decent poverty content;
+ His hours of ease not idly spent;
+ To fortune's goods a foe profess'd,
+ And, hating wealth, by all caress'd
+ 'Tis sure he's _dead_; for, lo! how small
+ A spot of earth is now his all!
+ O! wish that earth may lightly lay,
+ And ev'ry care be far away!
+ Bring flow'rs, the short-liv'd roses bring,
+ To _life deceased_ fit offering!
+ And sweets around the poet strow,
+ Whilst yet with life his ashes glow.
+
+
+Again:
+
+ Sweet shades, adieu! here let my dust remain,
+ Covered with flowers, and free from noise and pain;
+ Let evergreens the turfy tomb adorn,
+ And roseate dews (the glory of the morn)
+ My carpet deck; then let my soul possess
+ The happier scenes of an eternal bliss.
+
+
+Then, too, the delightful chapter _Of Gardens_ which he addressed
+to the virtuous John Evelyn.
+
+We quote these few illustrations of Cowley's character from Mr. Felton's
+very interesting volume "on the Portraits of English Authors on
+Gardening."--By the way, at page 100, in a Note, Mr. Felton makes a
+flattering reference to one of our earliest works, which we are happy to
+learn has not escaped his observation.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ORIGIN OF PAUL "PRY."
+
+(By the Author.)
+
+
+The idea of the character of Paul Pry was suggested by the following
+anecdote, related to me several years ago, by a beloved friend:--An idle
+old lady, living in a narrow street, had passed so much of her time in
+watching the affairs of her neighbours, that she, at length, acquired
+the power of distinguishing the sound of every knocker within hearing.
+It happened that she fell ill, and was, for several days, confined to
+her bed. Unable to observe in person what was going on without, she
+stationed her maid at the window, as a substitute for the performance
+of that duty. But Betty soon grew weary of the occupation: she became
+careless in her reports--impatient and tetchy when reprimanded for her
+negligence.
+
+"Betty, what _are_ you thinking about? don't you hear a double
+knock at No. 9? Who is it?"
+
+"The first-floor lodger, Ma'am."
+
+"Betty! Betty!--I declare I must give you warning. Why don't you tell me
+what that knock is at No. 54!"
+
+"Why, Lord! Ma'am, it is only the baker, with pies."
+
+"_Pies_, Betty! what _can_ they want with pies at 54?--they
+had pies yesterday!"
+
+Of this very point I have availed myself. Let me add that Paul Pry
+was never intended as the _representative of any one individual_, but
+a class. Like the melancholy of Jaques, he is "compounded of many
+_Simples_;" and I _could_ mention five or six who were unconscious
+contributors to the character.--That it should have been so often,
+though erroneously, supposed to have been drawn after some particular
+person, is, perhaps, complimentary to the general truth of the
+delineation.
+
+With respect to the play, generally, I may say that it is original: it
+is original in structure, plot, character, and dialogue--such as they
+are. The only imitation I am aware of is to be found in part of the
+business in which Mrs. Subtle is engaged: whilst writing those scenes
+I had strongly in my recollection _Le Vieux Celibataire_. But even
+the little I have adopted is considerably altered and modified by the
+necessity of adapting it to the exigencies of a different plot.--_New
+Monthly Magazine_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MAUREEN.
+
+
+ The cottage is here as of old I remember,
+ The pathway is worn as it always hath been;
+ On the turf-piled hearth there still lives a bright ember;--
+ But where is Maureen?
+
+ The same pleasant prospect still lieth before me,
+ The river--the mountain--the valley of green,
+ And Heaven itself (a bright blessing!) is o'er me;--
+ But where is Maureen?
+
+ Lost! Lost!--Like a dream that hath come and departed,
+ (Ah, why are the loved and the lost ever seen!)
+ She has fallen--hath flown, with a lover false-hearted;--
+ So, mourn for Maureen.
+
+ And she who so loved her is slain--(the poor mother!)
+ Struck dead in a day by a shadow unseen,
+ And the home we once loved is the home of another,
+ And lost is Maureen.
+
+ Sweet Shannon, a moment by thee let me ponder,
+ A moment look back at the things that have been,
+ Then, away to the world where the ruin'd ones wander,
+ To seek for Maureen.
+
+ Pale peasant--perhaps, 'neath the frown of high Heaven,
+ She roams the dark deserts of sorrow unseen,
+ Unpitied--unknown; but I--_I_ shall know even
+ The _ghost_ of Maureen.
+
+
+_New Monthly Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE BURIAL IN THE DESERT.
+
+BY MRS HEMANS.
+
+
+ How weeps yon gallant Band
+ O'er him their valour could not save!
+ For the bayonet is red with gore,
+ And he, the beautiful and brave,
+ Now sleeps in Egypt's sand.--WILSON.
+
+
+ In the shadow of the Pyramid
+ Our brother's grave we made,
+ When the battle-day was done,
+ And the Desert's parting sun
+ A field of death survey'd.
+
+ The blood-red sky above us
+ Was darkening into night,
+ And the Arab watching silently
+ Our sad and hurried rite.
+
+ The voice of Egypt's river
+ Came hollow and profound,
+ And one lone palm-tree, where we stood,
+ Rock'd with a shivery sound:
+
+ While the shadow of the Pyramid
+ Hung o'er the grave we made,
+ When the battle-day was done,
+ And the Desert's parting sun
+ A field of death survey'd.
+
+ The fathers of our brother
+ Were borne to knightly tombs,
+ With torch-light and with anthem-note,
+ And many waving plumes:
+
+ But he, the last and noblest
+ Of that high Norman race,
+ With a few brief words of soldier-love
+ Was gather'd to his place;
+
+ In the shadow of the Pyramid,
+ Where his youthful form we laid,
+ When the battle-day was done,
+ And the Desert's parting sun
+ A field of death survey'd.
+
+ But let him, let him slumber
+ By the old Egyptian wave!
+ It is well with those who bear their fame
+ Unsullied to the grave!
+
+ When brightest names are breathed on,
+ When loftiest fall so fast,
+ We would not call our brother back
+ On dark days to be cast,
+
+ From the shadow of the Pyramid,
+ Where his noble heart we laid,
+ When the battle-day was done,
+ And the Desert's parting sun
+ A field of death survey'd.
+
+
+_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SNOW-WHITE VIRGIN.
+
+(Continued from page 125.)
+
+
+Her life seemed to be the same in sleep. Often at midnight, by the light
+of the moon shining in upon her little bed beside theirs, her parents
+leant over her face, diviner in dreams, and wept as she wept, her lips
+all the while murmuring, in broken sentences of prayer, the name of Him
+who died for us all. But plenteous as were his penitential
+tears--penitential, in the holy humbleness of her stainless spirit, over
+thoughts that had never left a dimming breath on its purity, yet that
+seemed, in those strange visitings, to be haunting her as the shadows of
+sins--soon were they all dried up in the lustre of her returning smiles!
+Waking, her voice in the kirk was the sweetest among many sweet, as all
+the young singers, and she the youngest far, sat together by themselves,
+and within the congregational music of the psalm, uplifted a silvery
+strain that sounded like the very spirit of the whole, even like angelic
+harmony blent with a mortal song. But sleeping, still more sweetly sang
+the "Holy Child;" and then, too, in some diviner inspiration than ever
+was granted to it while awake, her soul composed its own hymns, and set
+the simple scriptural words to its own mysterious music--the tunes she
+loved best gliding into one another, without once ever marring the
+melody, with pathetic touches interposed never heard before, and never
+more, to be renewed! For each dream had its own breathing, and
+many-visioned did then seem to be the sinless creature's sleep!
+
+The love that was borne for her, all over the hill-region and beyond its
+circling clouds, was almost such as mortal creatures might be thought to
+feel for some existence that had visibly come from heaven! Yet all who
+looked on her saw that she, like themselves, was mortal; and many an eye
+was wet, the heart wist not why, to hear such wisdom falling from her
+lips; for dimly did it prognosticate, that as short as bright would be
+her walk from the cradle to the grave. And thus for the "Holy Child" was
+their love elevated by awe, and saddened by pity--and as by herself she
+passed pensively by their dwellings, the same eyes that smiled on her
+presence, on her disappearance wept!
+
+Not in vain for others--and for herself, oh! what great gain!--for these
+few years on earth, did that pure spirit ponder on the word of God!
+Other children became pious from their delight in her piety---for she
+was simple as the simplest among them all, and walked with them hand in
+hand, nor spurned companionship with any one that was good. But all grew
+good by being with her---and parents had but to whisper her name--and in
+a moment the passionate sob was hushed---the lowering brow lighted--and
+the household in peace. Older hearts owned the power of the piety, so
+far surpassing their thoughts; and time-hardened sinners, it is said,
+when looking and listening to the "Holy Child," knew the errors of their
+ways, and returned to the right path, as at a voice from heaven.
+
+Bright was her seventh summer--the brightest, so the aged said, that had
+ever, in man's memory, shone over Scotland. One long, still, sunny, blue
+day followed another; and in the rainless weather, though the dews kept
+green the hills, the song of the streams was low. But paler and paler,
+in sunlight and moonlight, became the sweet face that had been always
+pale; and the voice that had been always something mournful, breathed
+lower and sadder still from the too perfect whiteness of her breast. No
+need--no fear---to tell her thai she was about to die! Sweet whispers
+had sung it to her in her sleep, and waking she knew it in the look of
+the piteous skies. But she spoke not to her parents of death more than
+she had often done--and never of her own. Only she seemed to love them
+with a more exceeding love--and was readier, even sometimes when no one
+was speaking, with a few drops of tears. Sometimes she disappeared--nor,
+when sought for, was found in the woods about the hut. And one day that
+mystery was cleared; for a shepherd saw her sitting by herself on a
+grassy mound in a nook of the small, solitary kirkyard, miles off among
+the hills, so lost in reading the Bible, that shadow or sound of his
+feet awoke her not; and, ignorant of his presence, she knelt down and
+prayed--for awhile weeping bitterly--but soon comforted by a heavenly
+calm--that her sins might be forgiven her!
+
+One Sabbath evening, soon after, as she was sitting beside her parents,
+at the door of their hut, looking first for a long while on their faces,
+and then for a long while on the sky, though it was not yet the stated
+hour of worship, she suddenly knelt down, and leaning on their knees,
+with hands clasped more fervently than her wont, she broke forth into
+tremulous singing of that hymn, which from her lips they now never heard
+without unendurable tears.
+
+ "The hour of my departure's come,
+ I hear the voice that calls me home;
+ At last, O Lord! let trouble cease,
+ And let thy servant die in peace."
+
+
+They carried her fainting to her little bed, and uttered not a word to
+one another till she revived. The shock was sudden, but not unexpected,
+and they knew now that the hand of death was upon her, although her eyes
+soon became brighter and brighter, they thought, than they had ever been
+before. But forehead, cheeks, lips, neck, and breast, were, all as
+white, and, to the quivering hands that touched them, almost as cold, as
+snow. Ineffable was the bliss in those radiant eyes; but the breath of
+words was frozen, and that hymn was almost her last farewell. Some few
+words she spake, and named the hour and day she wished to be buried.
+Her lips could then just faintly return the kiss, and no more--a film
+came over the now dim blue of her eyes--the father listened for her
+breath--and then the mother took his place, and leaned her ear to the
+unbreathing mouth, long deluding herself with its lifelike smile; but
+a sudden darkness in the room, and a sudden stillness--most dreadful
+both--convinced their unbelieving hearts at last--that it was death!
+
+All the parish, it may be said, attended her funeral--for none staid
+away from the kirk that Sabbath--though many a voice was unable to join
+in the psalm. The little grave was soon filled up, and you hardly knew
+that the turf had been disturbed beneath which she lay. The afternoon
+service consisted but of a prayer--for he who ministered, had loved her
+with love unspeakable--and, though an old grey-haired man, all the time
+he prayed he wept. In the sobbing kirk her parents were sitting, but no
+one looked at them--and when the congregation rose to go, there they
+remained sitting--and an hour afterwards, came out again into the open
+air--and parting with their pastor at the gate, walked away to their
+hut, overshadowed with the blessing of a thousand prayers!
+
+And did her parents, soon after she was buried, die of broken hearts,
+or pine away disconsolately to their graves?--Think not that they, who
+were Christians indeed, could be guilty of such ingratitude. "The Lord
+giveth, and the Lord taketh away--blessed be the name of the Lord!" were
+the first words they had spoken by that bedside; during many, many long
+years of weal or woe, duly every morning and night, these same blessed
+words did they utter when on their knees together in prayer--and many
+a thousand times besides, when they were apart, she in her silent hut,
+and he on the hill--neither of them unhappy in their solitude, though
+never again, perhaps, was his countenance so cheerful as of yore--and
+though often suddenly amidst mirth or sunshine, her eyes were seen
+to overflow! Happy had they been--as we mortal beings ever can be
+happy--during many pleasant years of wedded life before she had been
+born. And happy were they--on to the verge of old age--after she had
+here ceased to be! Their Bible had indeed been an idle book--the Bible
+that belonged to "the Holy Child,"--and idle all their kirk-goings with
+"the Holy Child," through the Sabbath-calm--had those intermediate seven
+years not left a power of bliss behind them triumphant over death and
+the grave!
+
+_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+NOTES OF A READER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FAMILIAR LAW.
+
+
+We cordially add our note of commendation to those already bestowed
+on a little Manual, entitled "Plain Advice to Landlords and Tenants,
+Lodging-house Keepers, and Lodgers; with a comprehensive Summary of the
+Law of Distress," &c. It is likewise pleasant to see "third edition" in
+its title-page. Accompanying we have "A Familiar Summary of the Laws
+respecting Masters and Servants," &c.
+
+On looking into these little books we find much of the _plain
+sense_ of law. There is no mystification by technicalities, but all
+the information is practical, all ready to hand, we mean mouth; so that,
+as Mrs. Fixture says in the farce of _A Roland for an Oliver_--"If
+there be such a thing as la' in the land," you may "ha' it." Joking
+apart, they are sensible books, and of good authority.
+
+Suppose we throw ourselves back in our chair, and for a minute or two
+think of the good which the spread of common sense by such means as the
+above must produce among men: how much bile and bickering they may keep
+down, which in nine law-suits out of ten arise from want of "a proper
+understanding." The reader may say that in recommending those
+fire-and-water folks, landlords and tenants, and masters and servants,
+and those half-agreeable persons, lodging-house keepers and lodgers--to
+purchase such books, we advise every man to act with an attorney at his
+elbow. We can but reply with Swift:--
+
+ "The only fault is with mankind."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.
+
+A very laudable work appears quarterly, entitled "The Voice of Humanity:
+for the communication and discussion of all subjects relative to the
+conduct of man towards the inferior animal creation." The number (3)
+before us, contains a paper on the Abolition of Slaughter-houses, and
+the substitution of Abattoirs, a point to which we adverted and
+illustrated in vol. xi. of the _Mirror_. The Amended Act to prevent
+the cruel and improper treatment of cattle, follows; and among the other
+articles is a Table of the Prosecutions of the Society against Cruelty
+to Animals, from November 1830, to January 1831, drawn up by our
+occasional correspondent, the benevolent Mr. Lewis Gompertz.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE MUSE IN LIVERY.
+
+We have been somewhat amused with the piquancy and humour of the
+following introduction of a Notice of a volume of Poems, "by John Jones,
+an old servant," which has just appeared under the editorship of Mr.
+Southey and the _Quarterly Review_:--
+
+Shakspeare has said, "What's in a name?--a rose, by any other name,
+would smell as sweet!" But here we have a convincing proof of the
+necessity of attending strictly to names, as the commonest regard to the
+fitting attributes of a "John Jones," would have kept the victim of such
+an appellation quite clear of poetry. It is next to impossible that a
+John Jones should be a poet;--and some kind friend should have broken
+the truth to the butler, before he endeavoured to share unpolished glory
+with uneducated bards.
+
+An inspired serving-man, in a livery of industry, turned up with
+morality, is a species of bard which we never expected to find in the
+service of the Muses, or bringing a written character from his last
+place, and vaunting of his readiness and ability to write epics and
+wait at table. The work we should have looked to meet with, emanating
+from the butler's pantry, was a miscellaneous volume full of religious
+scraps, essays on dress, receipts for boot-tops, wise cooking
+cogitations, remedies for bugs, cures for ropy beer, hints for blacking,
+ingredients for punch, thoughts on tapping ale, early rising and killing
+fleas. The mischief of the wide dissemination of education is now
+becoming apparent, for, poor as authors confessedly are, they have
+generally been gentlemen, even in rags--learned men of some degree,
+though with exposed elbows--folk only a little lower than the angels!
+But never until the schoolmaster was so abundantly abroad, distributing
+his spelling-soup to the poor, did we ever hear of a butler writing
+poetry, and committing it to the press. The order of things is becoming
+reversed. The garret is beginning to lose its literary celebrity, and
+the kitchen is taking the matter up. A floor near the sky in Grub-street
+is no pen-spot now; but down fifty fathoms deep in Portland Place, or
+Portman Square, or some far-retired old country house, you shall find
+the author: his red cuffs turned up over his light blue jacket sleeves,
+the pen in his hand, and his inspired eye looking out upon the area.
+There doth he correct the brain-work which is to carry his name up above
+the earth, and keep it there, bright as cleaned plate. In the
+housekeeper's room, inspiration gives a double knock at his heart. An
+author in a pantry certainly writes under great disadvantages, for it
+cannot be said that he is there writing for his _bread_. In such a
+place, the loaf is in his eye--the larder is so near, he may almost dip
+his pen into it by mistake--and positive beef gleams through the veil of
+the safe, softened to his eye, yet still solider than beef of the
+imagination. In truth, a man has much to overcome in preparing food for
+the mind, in the very thick of food for the body;--for a good authority
+(no less a man than Mr. Bayes) has strenuously advised that the belly
+should be empty when the brain is to be unloaded. How can a gentleman's
+gentleman, with a _corpus_ that banishes his backbone nearly four
+feet from the table at which he sits, betake himself to his cogitations
+over a tankard of October, and expect to beat your true thin
+garret-haunting devil, with an inside like a pea-shooter, who can
+scarcely be said to be one remove from the ethereal, and who writes from
+that best of inspirations--an empty pantry? We shall presently see
+whether an author from below is better than one from above--whether it
+will be more eligible that the Muses should have several more stories
+to descend, when their nine ladyships are invoked so to do--and that the
+pen should be taken out of the scraggy hand of a gentleman in rags, and
+be placed in the plump gripe of a gentleman in tags.
+
+Before we proceed to give an account of the book before us, we must yet
+take leave to indulge in a few reflections on the effect of this mental
+explosion in the noddles of John and James and Richard, upon reviewers,
+publishers, and the world in general. This change of lodging in the
+author will turn many things topsy-turvy, and conjure the spirit out of
+much long-established facetiousness. Pictures of poets in garrets will
+soon not be understood; bathos will be at a premium! the bard will be
+known, not by the brownness of his beaver, but by the gold band that
+encircles it. The historian shall go about in black plush breeches; and
+the great inspired writers of the age "have a livery more guarded than
+their fellows." Authors shall soon be, indeed, even more easily known by
+their dress. How often, too, shall we see Mr. Murray or Mr. Colburn
+descending "with the nine" to the hireling scribe, who is correcting the
+press and locking up the tea-spoons, against his coming; or they may
+have occasionally to wait below, while their authors are _waiting_
+above. Longman, Rees, Orme, Brown and Green (almost a batch of he-muses
+in themselves), will get a new cookery-book, _well done_, from a
+genuine cook,[5] who divides his time between the spit and the pen; and
+the firm need not, therefore, set Mrs. Rundell's temper upon the
+_simmer_, as they are said to have done in days past. Reviewers
+too!---will they ever dine together anon?--surely not. Authors are known
+to be in the malicious habit of speaking ill of their friends and judges
+behind their backs; and at dinner-time they will soon have every
+opportunity of so doing. How unpleasant to call for beer from the poet
+you have just set in a foam; or to ask for the carving-knife from the
+man you have so lately _cut up_! _We_ reviewers shall then never
+be able to shoot our severity, without the usual coalman's memento of
+"take care below!" One advantage, however, from the new system must be
+conceded, and that is, that when an author waits in a great man's hall,
+or stands at his door, he will be pretty sure of being paid for it; which,
+in the case of your dangling garreteers, has never hitherto happened.
+Crabbe's story of "The Patron" will become obsolete. High Life will,
+indeed, be below stairs!
+
+There is a lively spirit of banter in these observations, which is
+extremely amusing. They are from the _Athenaeum_ of last week,
+which, by the way, has more of the intellectual gladiatorship in its
+columns than any of its critical contemporaries.
+
+ [5] There is a cookery-book, by "a Lady," and a cookery-book by a
+ Physician; but Mrs. Rundell and Dr. Kitchiner will soon be warned
+ off the gridiron by the erudite genuine practical cook, who has
+ a right to the _kitchen stuff_ of literature. Mrs. R. must show
+ herself to be what she professes, and take "her chops out of the
+ frying-pan;" and the "good doctor" must "put his tongue into plenty
+ of cold water" to cool its boiling, broiling ardour.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+STEAM.
+
+A Mr. Josph Hardaker has sung the praises of this gigantic power in
+thirty-five stanzas, entitled "the Aeropteron; or, Steam Carriage." If
+his lines run not as glibly as a Liverpool prize engine, they will
+afford twenty minutes pleasant reading, and are an illustration of the
+high and low pressure precocity of the march of mechanism.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+TIME'S TELESCOPE FOR 1831
+
+Has appeared in somewhat better style than its predecessors. The paper
+is of better quality, the print is in better taste, and there are a few
+delicate copper-plate engravings. The old plan or chronological
+arrangement is, however, nearly worn threadbare, and to supply this
+defect there are in the present volume many specimens of contemporary
+literature. Few of them, however, are first-rate. The most original
+portion consists of the Astronomical Occurrences, which extend to 150
+pages.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+POPULAR CHEMISTRY.
+
+Such is the title of the fifth part or portion of _Knowledge for the
+People: or, the Plain Why and Because:_ containing Attraction or
+Affinity--Crystallization--Heat--Electricity--Light and
+Flame--Combustion--Charcoal--Gunpowder and Volcanic Fire. We quote a few
+articles from most of the heads:--
+
+Why is the science of chemistry so named?
+
+Because of its origin from the Arabic, in which language it signifies
+"the knowledge of the composition of bodies."
+
+The following definitions of chemistry have been given by some of our
+best writers:--
+
+"Chemistry is the study of the effects of heat and mixture, with the
+view of discovering their general and subordinate laws, and of improving
+the useful arts."--Dr. Black.
+
+"Chemistry is that science which examines the constituent parts of
+bodies, with reference to their nature, proportions, and method of
+combination."--Bergman.
+
+"Chemistry is that science which treats of those events or changes, in
+natural bodies, which are not accompanied by sensible motions."--Dr.
+Thompson.
+
+"Chemistry is a science by which we become acquainted with the intimate
+and reciprocal action of all the bodies in nature upon each
+other."--Fourcroy.
+
+The four preceding definitions are quoted by Mr. Parkes, in his
+_Chemical Catechism_.
+
+Dr. Johnson (from Arbuthnot) defines "chymistry" as "philosophy by
+fire."
+
+Mr. Brande says, "It is the object of chemistry to investigate all
+changes in the constitution of matter, whether effected by heat,
+mixture, or other means."--_Manual_, 3rd edit. 1830.
+
+Dr. Ure says, "Chemistry may be defined the science which investigates
+the composition of material substances, and the permanent changes of
+constitution which their mutual actions produce."--_Dictionary_,
+edit. 1830.
+
+Sir Humphry Davy, in his posthumous work,[6] says, "There is nothing
+more difficult than a good definition of chemistry; for it is scarcely
+possible to express, in a few words, the abstracted view of an infinite
+variety of facts. Dr. Black has defined chemistry to be that science
+which treats of the changes produced in bodies by motions of their
+ultimate particles or atoms; but this definition is hypothetical; for
+the ultimate particles or atoms are mere creations of the imagination. I
+will give you a definition which will have the merit of novelty, and
+which is probably general in its application. _Chemistry relates to
+those operations by which the intimate nature, of bodies is changed, or
+by which they acquire new properties._ This definition will not only
+apply to the effects of mixture, but to the phenomena of electricity,
+and, in short, to all the changes which do not merely depend upon the
+motion or division of masses of matter."
+
+Cuvier, in one of a series of lectures, delivered at Paris, in the
+spring of last year, says, "the name chemistry, itself, comes from the
+word _chim_, which was the ancient name of Egypt;" and he states
+that minerals were known to the Egyptians "not only by their external
+characters, but also by what we at the present day call their _chemical
+characters_." He also adds, that what was afterwards called the Egyptian
+science, the Hermetic art, the art of transmuting metals, was a mere
+reverie of the middle ages, utterly unknown to antiquity. "The pretended
+books of Hermes are evidently supposititious, and were written by the
+Greeks of the lower Empire."
+
+
+Crystallization.
+
+Why are the crystals collected in camphor bottles in druggists' windows
+always most copious upon the surface exposed to the light?
+
+Because the presence of light considerably influences the process of
+crystallization. Again, if we place a solution of nitre in a room which
+has the light admitted only through a small hole in the window-shutter,
+crystals will form most abundantly upon the side of the basin exposed to
+the aperture through which the light enters, and often the whole mass of
+crystals will turn towards it.--Brande.
+
+Why is sugar-candy crystallized on strings, and verdigris on sticks?
+
+Because crystallization is accelerated by introducing into the solution
+a nucleus, or solid body, (like the string or stick) upon which the
+process begins.
+
+The ornamental alum baskets, whose manufacture was once so favourite a
+pursuit of lady-chemistry, were made upon this principle; the forms of
+the baskets being determined by wire framework, to which the crystals
+readily adhere.
+
+Why is sugar-candy sometimes in large and regular crystals?
+
+Because the concentrated syrup has been kept for several days and nights
+_undisturbed_, in a very high temperature; for, if perfect rest and
+a temperature of from 120 deg. to 190 deg. be not afforded, regular
+crystals of candy will not be obtained.
+
+The manufacture of barley-sugar is a familiar example of
+crystallization. The syrup is evaporated over a slow heat, till it has
+acquired the proper consistence, when it is poured on metal to cool, and
+when nearly so, cut into lengths with shears, then twisted, and again
+left to harden.
+
+Heat.
+
+Why does hay, if stacked when damp, take fire?
+
+Because the moisture elevates the temperature sufficiently to produce
+putrefaction, and the ensuing chemical action causes sufficient heat to
+continue the process; the quantity of matter being also great, the heat
+is proportional.
+
+Why is the air warm in misty or rainy weather?
+
+Because of the liberation of the latent heat from the precipitated
+vapour.
+
+Why is heated air thinner or lighter than cold air?
+
+Because it is a property of heat to expand all bodies; or rather we
+should say, that we call air hot or cold, according as it naturally is
+more or less expanded.
+
+Why is a tremulous motion observable over chimney-pots, and slated roofs
+which have been heated by the sun?
+
+Because the warm air rises, and its refracting power being less than
+that of the colder air, the currents are rendered visible by the
+distortion of objects viewed through them.
+
+Within doors, a similar example occurs above the foot-lights of the
+stage of a theatre; the flame of a candle, or the smoke of a lamp.
+
+Why are the gas chandeliers in our theatres placed under a large funnel?
+
+Because the funnel, by passing through the roof into the outer air,
+operates as a very powerful ventilator, the heat and smoke passing off
+with a large proportion of the air of the house.
+
+The ventilation of rooms and buildings can only be perfectly effected,
+by suffering the heated and foul air to pass off through apertures in
+the ceiling, while fresh air, of any desired temperature, is admitted
+from below.--Brande.
+
+Why do heated sea-sand and soda form glass?
+
+Because, by heating the mixture, the cohesion of the particles of each
+substance to those of its own kind is so diminished, that the mutual
+attractions of the two substances come into play, melt together, and
+unite chemically into the beautiful compound called glass.
+
+Why is sand used in glass?
+
+Because it serves for stone; it being said, that all white transparent
+stones which will not burn to lime are fit to make glass.
+
+
+Electricity.
+
+Why is an arrangement of several Leyden jars called an electrical
+battery?
+
+Because by a communication existing between all their interior coatings,
+their exterior being also united, they may be charged and discharged as
+one jar.
+
+The discharge of the battery is attended by a considerable report, and if
+it be passed through small animals, it instantly kills them; if through
+fine metallic wires, they are ignited, melted, and burned; and gunpowder,
+cotton sprinkled with powdered resin, and a variety of other combustibles,
+may be inflamed by the same means.
+
+Why is the fireside an unsafe place in a thunder-storm?
+
+Because the carbonaceous matter, or soot, with which the chimney is
+lined, acts as a conductor for the lightning.
+
+Why is the middle of an apartment the safest place during a
+thunder-storm?
+
+Because, should a flash of lightning strike a building, or enter at any
+of the windows, it will take its direction along the walls, without
+injuring the centre of the room.
+
+
+Combustion.
+
+Why does amadou, or German tinder, readily inflame from flint and steel,
+or from the sudden condensation of air?
+
+Because it consists of a vegetable substance found on old trees, boiled
+in water to extract its soluble parts, then dried and beat with a
+mallet, to loosen its texture; and lastly, impregnated with a solution
+of nitre.---Ure.
+
+Why is a piece of paper lighted, by holding it in the air which rushes
+out of a common lamp-glass?
+
+Because of the high temperature of the current of air above the flame,
+the condensation of which is by the chimney of the glass.
+
+
+We do not quote these specimens in the precise order in which they occur
+in the work, or to show the consecutive or connected interest of the
+several articles. In many cases we select them for their brevity and
+point of illustration.
+
+ [6] Consolations in Travel; or, the Last Days of a Philosopher. 1830.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+
+ A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SHIP-BUILDING.
+
+To give an idea of the enormous quantity of timber necessary to
+construct a ship of war, we may observe that 2,000 tons, or 3,000 loads,
+are computed to be required for a seventy-four. Now, reckoning fifty
+oaks to the acre, of 100 years' standing, and the quantity in each tree
+to be a load and a half, it would require forty acres of oak forest to
+build one seventy-four; and the quantity increases in a great ratio, for
+the largest class of line of battle ships. The average duration of these
+vast machines, when employed, is computed to be fourteen years. It is
+supposed, that all the full grown oaks now in Scotland would not build
+two ships of the line.
+
+_Quarterly Journal of Agriculture_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SHOWER BATH.
+
+
+ Quoth Dermot, (a lodger of Mrs. O'Flynn's),
+ "How queerly my shower bath feels!
+ It shocks like a posse of needles and pins,
+ Or a shoal of electrical eels."
+
+ Quoth Murphy, "then mend it, and I'll tell you how,
+ Its all your own fault, my good fellow;
+ I used to be bothered as you are, but now
+ I'm wiser--I take my umbrella."
+
+
+X.Y.Z.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE TOWER OF LONDON.
+
+Some of the following inscriptions are to be found in the "Beauchamp
+Tower."
+
+In the third recess on the left hand is "T.C. I leve in hope, and I gave
+q credit to mi frinde, in time did stande me most in hande, so wolde I
+never doe againe, excepte I hade him suer in bande, and to al men wishe
+I so, unles ye sussteine the leike lose as I do.
+
+ "Unhappie is that mane whose actes doth procuer,
+ The miseri of this house imprison to induer.
+
+ "1576, Thomas Clark."
+
+
+Just opposite the same is
+
+ "Hit is the poynt of a wyse man to try and then truste,
+ For Hapy is he who fyndeth one that is juste.
+
+ "T. Clarke."
+
+In the same part of the room between the two last recesses is this, in
+old English:
+
+ "Ano. Dni ... Mens. As.
+ 1568 J.H.S. 23
+
+ "No hope is hard or vayne
+ That happ doth ous attayne."
+
+
+And on the wall on the top of the Beauchamp Tower, are the following
+lines on a Goldfinch:--
+
+ "Where Raleigh pined within a prison's gloom,
+ I chearful sung, nor murmur'd at my doom,
+ Where heroes bold and patriots firm could dwell,
+ A Goldfinch in Content his note might swell;
+ But death more gentle than the law's decree,
+ Hath paid my ransom from captivity.
+
+ "Buried June 23rd, 1794, by a fellow-prisoner
+ in the Tower of London."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LORD THURLOW.
+
+One day, when Lord Thurlow was very busy at his house in Great
+Ormondstreet, a poor curate applied to him for a living then vacant,
+"Don't trouble me," said the chancellor, turning from him with a
+frowning brow; "don't you see I am busy, and can't listen to you?" The
+poor curate lifted up his eyes, and with dejection said, "he had no Lord
+to recommend him but the Lord of Hosts!" "The Lord of Hosts," replied
+the chancellor, "The Lord of Hosts! I believe I have had recommendations
+from most lords, but do not recollect one from him before, and so do you
+hear, young man, you shall have the living;" and accordingly presented
+him with the same.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE EAST INDIA COMPANY.
+
+The East India Company was established 1600, their stock then consisting
+of L72,000, when they fitted out four ships, and meeting with success,
+they have continued ever since; in 1683, India Stock sold from 360 to
+500 per cent. A new company was established in 1698; re-established, and
+the two united, 1700, agreed to give government L400,000. per annum, for
+four years, on condition they might continue unmolested, 1769. In 1773,
+in great confusion, and applied to parliament for assistance; judges
+sent from England by government, faithfully to administer the laws there
+to the company's servants, 1774, April 2nd.
+
+T. GILL.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A country paper says, "The Corporation are about to build two free
+schools, one of which is finished."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANNUAL OF SCIENCE.
+
+
+Early in March will be published, price 5s.
+
+ARCANA of SCIENCE, and ANNUAL REGISTER of the USEFUL ARTS for 1831.
+
+Comprising POPULAR INVENTIONS, IMPROVEMENTS, and DISCOVERIES Abridged
+from the Transactions of Public Societies and Scientific Journals of the
+past year. With several Engravings.
+
+"One of the best and cheapest books of the day."--_Mag. Nat. Hist._
+
+"An annual register of new inventions and improvements, in a popular
+form like this, cannot fail to be useful."--_Lit. Gaz._
+
+Printing for JOHN LIMBIRD, 143, Strand;--of whom may be had the Volumes
+for the three preceding years.
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic; G.G.
+BENNIS, 55, Rue Neuve, St. Augustin, Paris; and by all Newsmen and
+Booksellers.
+
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