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+Project Gutenberg's The Jimmyjohn Boss and Other Stories, by Owen Wister
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+Title: The Jimmyjohn Boss and Other Stories
+
+Author: Owen Wister
+
+Posting Date: August 22, 2008 [EBook #1390]
+Release Date: July, 1998
+Last Updated: March 9, 2018
+
+Language: English
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+Character set encoding: UTF-8
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK JIMMYJOHN BOSS ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Bill Brewer
+
+
+
+
+
+THE JIMMYJOHN BOSS AND OTHER STORIES
+
+By Owen Wister
+
+
+
+
+To Messrs. Harper & Bothers and Henry Mills Alden whose friendliness and
+fair dealing I am glad of this chance to record
+
+Owen Wister
+
+
+
+
+Preface
+
+ It's very plain that if a thing's the fashion--
+ Too much the fashion--if the people leap
+ To do it, or to be it, in a passion
+ Of haste and crowding, like a herd of sheep,
+
+ Why then that thing becomes through imitation
+ Vulgar, excessive, obvious, and cheap.
+
+ No gentleman desires to be pursuing
+
+ What every Tom and Dick and Harry's doing.
+
+ Stranger, do you write books? I ask the question,
+ Because I'm told that everybody writes
+ That what with scribbling, eating, and digestion,
+ And proper slumber, all our days and nights
+
+ Are wholly filled. It seems an odd suggestion--
+ But if you do write, stop it, leave the masses,
+ Read me, and join the small selected classes.
+
+
+
+
+The Jimmyjohn Boss
+
+
+I
+
+One day at Nampa, which is in Idaho, a ruddy old massive jovial man
+stood by the Silver City stage, patting his beard with his left hand,
+and with his right the shoulder of a boy who stood beside him. He had
+come with the boy on the branch train from Boise, because he was a
+careful German and liked to say everything twice--twice at least when it
+was a matter of business. This was a matter of very particular business,
+and the German had repeated himself for nineteen miles. Presently the
+east-bound on the main line would arrive from Portland; then the Silver
+City stage would take the boy south on his new mission, and the man
+would journey by the branch train back to Boise. From Boise no one could
+say where he might not go, west or east. He was a great and pervasive
+cattle man in Oregon, California, and other places. Vogel and Lex--even
+to-day you may hear the two ranch partners spoken of. So the veteran
+Vogel was now once more going over his notions and commands to his
+youthful deputy during the last precious minutes until the east-bound
+should arrive.
+
+“Und if only you haf someding like dis,” said the old man, as he tapped
+his beard and patted the boy, “it would be five hoondert more dollars
+salary in your liddle pants.”
+
+The boy winked up at his employer. He had a gray, humorous eye; he was
+slim and alert, like a sparrow-hawk--the sort of boy his father openly
+rejoices in and his mother is secretly in prayer over. Only, this boy
+had neither father nor mother. Since the age of twelve he had looked out
+for himself, never quite without bread, sometimes attaining champagne,
+getting along in his American way variously, on horse or afoot, across
+regions of wide plains and mountains, through towns where not a soul
+knew his name. He closed one of his gray eyes at his employer, and
+beyond this made no remark.
+
+“Vat you mean by dat vink, anyhow?” demanded the elder.
+
+“Say,” said the boy, confidentially--“honest now. How about you and me?
+Five hundred dollars if I had your beard. You've got a record and I've
+got a future. And my bloom's on me rich, without a scratch. How many
+dollars you gif me for dat bloom?” The sparrow-hawk sailed into a
+freakish imitation of his master.
+
+“You are a liddle rascal!” cried the master, shaking with entertainment.
+“Und if der peoples vas to hear you sass old Max Vogel in dis style they
+would say, 'Poor old Max, he lose his gr-rip.' But I don't lose it.” His
+great hand closed suddenly on the boy's shoulder, his voice cut clean
+and heavy as an axe, and then no more joking about him. “Haf you
+understand that?” he said.
+
+“Yes, sir.”
+
+“How old are you, son?”
+
+“Nineteen, sir.”
+
+“Oh my, that is offle young for the job I gif you. Some of dose man you
+go to boss might be your father. Und how much do you weigh?”
+
+“About a hundred and thirty.”
+
+“Too light, too light. Und I haf keep my eye on you in Boise. You are
+not so goot a boy as you might be.”
+
+“Well, sir, I guess not.”
+
+“But you was not so bad a boy as you might be, neider. You don't lie
+about it. Now it must be farewell to all that foolishness. Haf you
+understand? You go to set an example where one is needed very bad. If
+those men see you drink a liddle, they drink a big lot. You forbid them,
+they laugh at you. You must not allow one drop of whiskey at the whole
+place. Haf you well understand?”
+
+“Yes, sir. Me and whiskey are not necessary to each other's happiness.”
+
+“It is not you, it is them. How are you mit your gun?”
+
+Vogel took the boy's pistol from its holster and aimed at an empty
+bottle which was sticking in the thin Deceiver snow. “Can you do this?”
+ he said, carelessly, and fired. The snow struck the bottle, but the
+unharming bullet was buried half an inch to the left.
+
+The boy took his pistol with solemnity. “No,” he said. “Guess I can't do
+that.” He fired, and the glass splintered into shapelessness. “Told you
+I couldn't miss as close as you did,” said he.
+
+“You are a darling,” said Mr. Vogel. “Gif me dat lofely weapon.”
+
+A fortunate store of bottles lay, leaned, or stood about in the white
+snow of Nampa, and Mr. Vogel began at them.
+
+“May I ask if anything is the matter?” inquired a mild voice from the
+stage.
+
+“Stick that lily head in-doors,” shouted Vogel; and the face and
+eye-glasses withdrew again into the stage. “The school-teacher he will
+be beautifool virtuous company for you at Malheur Agency,” continued
+Vogel, shooting again; and presently the large old German destroyed a
+bottle with a crashing smack. “Ah!” said he, in unison with the smack.
+“Ah-ha! No von shall say der old Max lose his gr-rip. I shoot it efry
+time now, but the train she whistle. I hear her.”
+
+The boy affected to listen earnestly.
+
+“Bah! I tell you I hear de whistle coming.”
+
+“Did you say there was a whistle?” ventured the occupant of the stage.
+The snow shone white on his glasses as he peered out.
+
+“Nobody whistle for you,” returned the robust Vogel. “You listen to me,”
+ he continued to the boy. “You are offle yoong. But I watch you plenty
+this long time. I see you work mit my stock on the Owyhee and the
+Malheur; I see you mit my oder men. My men they say always more and
+more, 'Yoong Drake he is a goot one,' und I think you are a goot one
+mine own self. I am the biggest cattle man on the Pacific slope, und I
+am also an old devil. I have think a lot, und I like you.”
+
+“I'm obliged to you, sir.”
+
+“Shut oop. I like you, und therefore I make you my new sooperintendent
+at my Malheur Agency r-ranch, mit a bigger salary as you don't get
+before. If you are a sookcess, I r-raise you some more.”
+
+“I am satisfied now, sir.”
+
+“Bah! Never do you tell any goot business man you are satisfied mit vat
+he gif you, for eider he don't believe you or else he think you are a
+fool. Und eider ways you go down in his estimation. You make those men
+at Malheur Agency behave themselves und I r-raise you. Only I do vish, I
+do certainly vish you had some beard on that yoong chin.”
+
+The boy glanced at his pistol.
+
+“No, no, no, my son,” said the sharp old German. “I don't want gunpowder
+in dis affair. You must act kviet und decisif und keep your liddle shirt
+on. What you accomplish shootin'? You kill somebody, und then, pop!
+somebody kills you. What goot is all that nonsense to me?”
+
+“It would annoy me some, too,” retorted the boy, eyeing the capitalist.
+“Don't leave me out of the proposition.”
+
+“Broposition! Broposition! Now you get hot mit old Max for nothing.”
+
+“If you didn't contemplate trouble,” pursued the boy, “what was your
+point just now in sampling my marksmanship?” He kicked some snow in the
+direction of the shattered bottle. “It's understood no whiskey comes on
+that ranch. But if no gunpowder goes along with me, either, let's call
+the deal off. Buy some other fool.”
+
+“You haf not understand, my boy. Und you get very hot because I happen
+to make that liddle joke about somebody killing you. Was you thinking
+maybe old Max not care what happen to you?”
+
+A moment of silence passed before the answer came: “Suppose we talk
+business?”
+
+“Very well, very well. Only notice this thing. When oder peoples talk
+oop to me like you haf done many times, it is not they who does the
+getting hot. It is me--old Max. Und when old Max gets hot he slings them
+out of his road anywheres. Some haf been very sorry they get so slung.
+You invite me to buy some oder fool? Oh, my boy, I will buy no oder fool
+except you, for that was just like me when I was yoong Max!” Again the
+ruddy and grizzled magnate put his hand on the shoulder of the boy, who
+stood looking away at the bottles, at the railroad track, at anything
+save his employer.
+
+The employer proceeded: “I was afraid of nobody und noding in those
+days. You are afraid of nobody and noding. But those days was different.
+No Pullman sleepers, no railroad at all. We come oop the Columbia in
+the steamboat, we travel hoonderts of miles by team, we sleep, we eat
+nowheres in particular mit many unexpected interooptions. There was
+Indians, there was offle bad white men, und if you was not offle
+yourself you vanished quickly. Therefore in those days was Max Vogel
+hell und repeat.”
+
+The magnate smiled a broad fond smile over the past which he had kicked,
+driven, shot, bled, and battled through to present power; and the boy
+winked up at him again now.
+
+“I don't propose to vanish, myself,” said he.
+
+“Ah-ha! you was no longer mad mit der old Max! Of coorse I care what
+happens to you. I was alone in the world myself in those lofely wicked
+days.”
+
+Reserve again made flinty the boy's face.
+
+“Neider did I talk about my feelings,” continued Max Vogel, “but I nefer
+show them too quick. If I was injured I wait, and I strike to kill. We
+all paddles our own dugout, eh? We ask no favors from nobody; we must
+win our spurs! Not so? Now I talk business with you where you interroopt
+me. If cow-boys was not so offle scarce in the country, I would long ago
+haf bounce the lot of those drunken fellows. But they cannot be spared;
+we must get along so. I cannot send Brock, he is needed at Harper's. The
+dumb fellow at Alvord Lake is too dumb; he is not quickly courageous.
+They would play high jinks mit him. Therefore I send you. Brock he say
+to me you haf joodgement. I watch, and I say to myself also, this boy
+haf goot joodgement. And when you look at your pistol so quick, I tell
+you quick I don't send you to kill men when they are so scarce already!
+My boy, it is ever the moral, the say-noding strength what gets
+there--mit always the liddle pistol behind, in case--joost in case. Haf
+you understand? I ask you to shoot. I see you know how, as Brock told
+me. I recommend you to let them see that aggomplishment in a friendly
+way. Maybe a shooting-match mit prizes--I pay for them--pretty soon
+after you come. Und joodgement--und joodgement. Here comes that train.
+Haf you well understand?”
+
+Upon this the two shook hands, looking square friendship in each other's
+eyes. The east-bound, long quiet and dark beneath its flowing clots of
+smoke, slowed to a halt. A few valises and legs descended, ascended,
+herding and hurrying; a few trunks were thrown resoundingly in and out
+of the train; a woolly, crooked old man came with a box and a bandanna
+bundle from the second-class car; the travellers of a thousand miles
+looked torpidly at him through the dim, dusty windows of their Pullman,
+and settled again for a thousand miles more. Then the east-bound,
+shooting heavier clots of smoke laboriously into the air, drew its slow
+length out of Nampa, and away.
+
+“Where's that stage?” shrilled the woolly old man. “That's what I'm
+after.”
+
+“Why, hello!” shouted Vogel. “Hello, Uncle Pasco! I heard you was dead.”
+
+Uncle Pasco blinked his small eyes to see who hailed him. “Oh!” said he,
+in his light, crusty voice. “Dutchy Vogel. No, I ain't dead. You guessed
+wrong. Not dead. Help me up, Dutchy.”
+
+A tolerant smile broadened Vogel's face. “It was ten years since I see
+you,” said he, carrying the old man's box.
+
+“Shouldn't wonder. Maybe it'll be another ten till you see me next.” He
+stopped by the stage step, and wheeling nimbly, surveyed his old-time
+acquaintance, noting the good hat, the prosperous watch-chain, the big,
+well-blacked boots. “Not seen me for ten years. Hee-hee! No. Usen't to
+have a cent more than me. Twins in poverty. That's how Dutchy and me
+started. If we was buried to-morrow they'd mark him 'Pecunious' and me
+'Impecunious.' That's what. Twins in poverty.”
+
+“I stick to von business at a time, Uncle,” said good-natured,
+successful Max.
+
+A flicker of aberration lighted in the old man's eye. “H'm, yes,” said
+he, pondering. “Stuck to one business. So you did. H'm.” Then, suddenly
+sly, he chirped: “But I've struck it rich now.” He tapped his box.
+“Jewelry,” he half-whispered. “Miners and cow-boys.”
+
+“Yes,” said Vogel. “Those poor, deluded fellows, they buy such stuff.”
+ And he laughed at the seedy visionary who had begun frontier life
+with him on the bottom rung and would end it there. “Do you play that
+concertina yet, Uncle?” he inquired.
+
+“Yes, yes. I always play. It's in here with my tooth-brush and socks.”
+ Uncle Pasco held up the bandanna. “Well, he's getting ready to start. I
+guess I'll be climbing inside. Holy Gertrude!”
+
+This shrill comment was at sight of the school-master, patient within
+the stage. “What business are you in?” demanded Uncle Pasco.
+
+“I am in the spelling business,” replied the teacher, and smiled,
+faintly.
+
+“Hell!” piped Uncle Pasco. “Take this.”
+
+He handed in his bandanna to the traveller, who received it politely.
+Max Vogel lifted the box of cheap jewelry; and both he and the boy came
+behind to boost the old man up on the stage step. But with a nettled
+look he leaped up to evade them, tottered half-way, and then, light as a
+husk of grain, got himself to his seat and scowled at the schoolmaster.
+
+After a brief inspection of that pale, spectacled face, “Dutchy,” he
+called out of the door, “this country is not what it was.”
+
+But old Max Vogel was inattentive. He was speaking to the boy, Dean
+Drake, and held a flask in his hand. He reached the flask to his new
+superintendent. “Drink hearty,” said he. “There, son! Don't be shy. Haf
+you forgot it is forbidden fruit after now?”
+
+“Kid sworn off?” inquired Uncle Pasco of the school-master.
+
+“I understand,” replied this person, “that Mr. Vogel will not allow
+his cow-boys at the Malheur Agency to have any whiskey brought there.
+Personally, I feel gratified.” And Mr. Bolles, the new school-master,
+gave his faint smile.
+
+“Oh,” muttered Uncle Pasco. “Forbidden to bring whiskey on the ranch?
+H'm.” His eyes wandered to the jewelry-box. “H'm,” said he again; and
+becoming thoughtful, he laid back his moth-eaten sly head, and spoke no
+further with Mr. Bolles.
+
+Dean Drake climbed into the stage and the vehicle started.
+
+“Goot luck, goot luck, my son!” shouted the hearty Max, and opened and
+waved both his big arms at the departing boy: He stood looking after the
+stage. “I hope he come back,” said he. “I think he come back. If he come
+I r-raise him fifty dollars without any beard.”
+
+
+II
+
+The stage had not trundled so far on its Silver City road but that a
+whistle from Nampa station reached its three occupants. This was the
+branch train starting back to Boise with Max Vogel aboard; and the boy
+looked out at the locomotive with a sigh.
+
+“Only five days of town,” he murmured. “Six months more wilderness now.”
+
+“My life has been too much town,” said the new school-master. “I am
+looking forward to a little wilderness for a change.”
+
+Old Uncle Pasco, leaning back, said nothing; he kept his eyes shut and
+his ears open.
+
+“Change is what I don't get,” sighed Dean Drake. In a few miles,
+however, before they had come to the ferry over Snake River, the recent
+leave-taking and his employer's kind but dominating repression lifted
+from the boy's spirit. His gray eye wakened keen again, and he began
+to whistle light opera tunes, looking about him alertly, like the
+sparrow-hawk that he was. “Ever see Jeannie Winston in 'Fatinitza'?” he
+inquired of Mr. Bolles.
+
+The school-master, with a startled, thankful countenance, stated that he
+had never.
+
+“Ought to,” said Drake.
+
+ “You a man? that can't be true!
+ Men have never eyes like you.”
+
+“That's what the girls in the harem sing in the second act. Golly whiz!”
+ The boy gleamed over the memory of that evening.
+
+“You have a hard job before you,” said the school-master, changing the
+subject.
+
+“Yep. Hard.” The wary Drake shook his head warningly at Mr. Bolles to
+keep off that subject, and he glanced in the direction of slumbering
+Uncle Pasco. Uncle Pasco was quite aware of all this. “I wouldn't take
+another lonesome job so soon,” pursued Drake, “but I want the money.
+I've been working eleven months along the Owyhee as a sort of junior
+boss, and I'd earned my vacation. Just got it started hot in Portland,
+when biff! old Vogel telegraphs me. Well, I'll be saving instead of
+squandering. But it feels so good to squander!”
+
+“I have never had anything to squander,” said Bolles, rather sadly.
+
+“You don't say! Well, old man, I hope you will. It gives a man a lot
+he'll never get out of spelling-books. Are you cold? Here.” And despite
+the school-master's protest, Dean Drake tucked his buffalo coat round
+and over him. “Some day, when I'm old,” he went on, “I mean to live
+respectable under my own cabin and vine. Wife and everything. But not,
+anyway, till I'm thirty-five.”
+
+He dropped into his opera tunes for a while; but evidently it was
+not “Fatinitza” and his vanished holiday over which he was chiefly
+meditating, for presently he exclaimed: “I'll give them a shooting-match
+in the morning. You shoot?”
+
+Bolles hoped he was going to learn in this country, and exhibited a
+Smith & Wesson revolver.
+
+Drake grieved over it. “Wrap it up warm,” said he. “I'll lend you a
+real one when we get to the Malheur Agency. But you can eat, anyhow.
+Christmas being next week, you see, my programme is, shoot all A.M. and
+eat all P.M. I wish you could light on a notion what prizes to give my
+buccaroos.”
+
+“Buccaroos?” said Bolles.
+
+“Yep. Cow-punchers. Vaqueros. Buccaroos in Oregon. Bastard Spanish word,
+you see, drifted up from Mexico. Vogel would not care to have me give
+'em money as prizes.”
+
+At this Uncle Pasco opened an eye.
+
+“How many buccaroos will there be?” Bolles inquired.
+
+“At the Malheur Agency? It's the headquarters of five of our ranches.
+There ought to be quite a crowd. A dozen, probably, at this time of
+year.”
+
+Uncle Pasco opened his other eye. “Here, you!” he said, dragging at his
+box under the seat. “Pull it, can't you? There. Just what you're after.
+There's your prizes.” Querulous and watchful, like some aged, rickety
+ape, the old man drew out his trinkets in shallow shelves.
+
+“Sooner give 'em nothing,” said Dean Drake.
+
+“What's that? What's the matter with them?”
+
+“Guess the boys have had all the brass rings and glass diamonds they
+want.”
+
+“That's all you know, then. I sold that box clean empty through the
+Palouse country last week, 'cept the bottom drawer, and an outfit on
+Meacham's hill took that. Shows all you know. I'm going clean through
+your country after I've quit Silver City. I'll start in by Baker City
+again, and I'll strike Harney, and maybe I'll go to Linkville. I know
+what buccaroos want. I'll go to Fort Rinehart, and I'll go to the Island
+Ranch, and first thing you'll be seeing your boys wearing my stuff all
+over their fingers and Sunday shirts, and giving their girls my stuff
+right in Harney City. That's what.”
+
+“All right, Uncle. It's a free country.”
+
+“Shaw! Guess it is. I was in it before you was, too. You were wet behind
+the ears when I was jammin' all around here. How many are they up at
+your place, did you say?”
+
+“I said about twelve. If you're coming our way, stop and eat with us.”
+
+“Maybe I will and maybe I won't.” Uncle Pasco crossly shoved his box
+back.
+
+“All right, Uncle. It's a free country,” repeated Drake.
+
+Not much was said after this. Uncle Pasco unwrapped his concertina from
+the red handkerchief and played nimbly for his own benefit. At Silver
+City he disappeared, and, finding he had stolen nothing from them, they
+did not regret him. Dean Drake had some affairs to see to here before
+starting for Harper's ranch, and it was pleasant to Bolles to find how
+Drake was esteemed through this country. The school-master was to board
+at the Malheur Agency, and had come this way round because the new
+superintendent must so travel. They were scarcely birds of a feather,
+Drake and Bolles, yet since one remote roof was to cover them, the
+in-door man was glad this boy-host had won so much good-will from
+high and low. That the shrewd old Vogel should trust so much in a
+nineteen-year-old was proof enough at least of his character; but when
+Brock, the foreman from Harper's, came for them at Silver City, Bolles
+witnessed the affection that the rougher man held for Drake. Brock shook
+the boy's hand with that serious quietness and absence of words which
+shows the Western heart is speaking. After a look at Bolles and a silent
+bestowing of the baggage aboard the team, he cracked his long whip and
+the three rattled happily away through the dips of an open country where
+clear streams ran blue beneath the winter air. They followed the Jordan
+(that Idaho Jordan) west towards Oregon and the Owyhee, Brock often
+turning in his driver's seat so as to speak with Drake. He had a long,
+gradual chapter of confidences and events; through miles he unburdened
+these to his favorite:
+
+The California mare was coring well in harness. The eagle over at
+Whitehorse ranch had fought the cat most terrible. Gilbert had got a
+mule-kick in the stomach, but was eating his three meals. They had a new
+boy who played the guitar. He used maple-syrup an his meat, and claimed
+he was from Alabama. Brock guessed things were about as usual in most
+ways. The new well had caved in again. Then, in the midst of his gossip,
+the thing he had wanted to say all along came out: “We're pleased about
+your promotion,” said he; and, blushing, shook Drake's hand again.
+
+Warmth kindled the boy's face, and next, with a sudden severity, he
+said: “You're keeping back something.”
+
+The honest Brock looked blank, then labored in his memory.
+
+“Has the sorrel girl in Harney married you yet?” said Drake. Brock
+slapped his leg, and the horses jumped at his mirth. He was mostly
+grave-mannered, but when his boy superintendent joked, he rejoiced with
+the same pride that he took in all of Drake's excellences.
+
+“The boys in this country will back you up,” said he, next day; and
+Drake inquired: “What news from the Malheur Agency?”
+
+“Since the new Chinaman has been cooking for them,” said Brock, “they
+have been peaceful as a man could wish.”
+
+“They'll approve of me, then,” Drake answered. “I'm feeding 'em hyas
+Christmas muck-a-muck.”
+
+“And what may that be?” asked the schoolmaster.
+
+“You no kumtux Chinook?” inquired Drake. “Travel with me and you'll
+learn all sorts of languages. It means just a big feed. All whiskey is
+barred,” he added to Brock.
+
+“It's the only way,” said the foreman. “They've got those Pennsylvania
+men up there.”
+
+Drake had not encountered these.
+
+“The three brothers Drinker,” said Brock. “Full, Half-past Full, and
+Drunk are what they call them. Them's the names; they've brought them
+from Klamath and Rogue River.”
+
+“I should not think a Chinaman would enjoy such comrades,” ventured Mr.
+Bolles.
+
+“Chinamen don't have comrades in this country,” said Brock, briefly.
+“They like his cooking. It's a lonesome section up there, and a Chinaman
+could hardly quit it, not if he was expected to stay. Suppose they kick
+about the whiskey rule?” he suggested to Drake.
+
+“Can't help what they do. Oh, I'll give each boy his turn in Harney City
+when he gets anxious. It's the whole united lot I don't propose to have
+cut up on me.”
+
+A look of concern for the boy came over the face of foreman Brock.
+Several times again before their parting did he thus look at his
+favorite. They paused at Harper's for a day to attend to some matters,
+and when Drake was leaving this place one of the men said to him: “We'll
+stand by you.” But from his blithe appearance and talk as the slim boy
+journeyed to the Malheur River and Headquarter ranch, nothing seemed
+to be on his mind. Oregon twinkled with sun and fine white snow. They
+crossed through a world of pines and creviced streams and exhilarating
+silence. The little waters fell tinkling through icicles in the
+loneliness of the woods, and snowshoe rabbits dived into the brush. East
+Oregon, the Owyhee and the Malheur country, the old trails of General
+Crook, the willows by the streams, the open swales, the high woods
+where once Buffalo Horn and Chief E-egante and O-its the medicine-man
+prospered, through this domain of war and memories went Bolles the
+school-master with Dean Drake and Brock. The third noon from Harper's
+they came leisurely down to the old Malheur Agency, where once the
+hostile Indians had drawn pictures on the door, and where Castle Rock
+frowned down unchanged.
+
+“I wish I was going to stay here with you,” said Brock to Drake. “By
+Indian Creek you can send word to me quicker than we've come.”
+
+“Why, you're an old bat!” said the boy to his foreman, and clapped him
+farewell on the shoulder.
+
+Brock drove away, thoughtful. He was not a large man. His face was
+clean-cut, almost delicate. He had a well-trimmed, yellow mustache, and
+it was chiefly in his blue eye and lean cheek-bone that the frontiersman
+showed. He loved Dean Drake more than he would ever tell, even to
+himself.
+
+The young superintendent set at work to ranch-work this afternoon of
+Brock's leaving, and the buccaroos made his acquaintance one by one and
+stared at him. Villany did not sit outwardly upon their faces; they were
+not villains; but they stared at the boy sent to control them, and they
+spoke together, laughing. Drake took the head of the table at supper,
+with Bolles on his right. Down the table some silence, some staring,
+much laughing went on--the rich brute laugh of the belly untroubled by
+the brain. Sam, the Chinaman, rapid and noiseless, served the dishes.
+
+“What is it?” said a buccaroo.
+
+“Can it bite?” said another.
+
+“If you guess what it is, you can have it,” said a third.
+
+“It's meat,” remarked Drake, incisively, helping himself; “and tougher
+than it looks.”
+
+The brute laugh rose from the crowd and fell into surprised silence; but
+no rejoinder came, and they ate their supper somewhat thoughtfully. The
+Chinaman's quick, soft eye had glanced at Dean Drake when they laughed.
+He served his dinner solicitously. In his kitchen that evening he and
+Bolles unpacked the good things--the olives, the dried fruits, the
+cigars--brought by the new superintendent for Christmas; and finding
+Bolles harmless, like his gentle Asiatic self, Sam looked cautiously
+about and spoke:
+
+“You not know why they laugh,” said he. “They not talk about my meat
+then. They mean new boss, Misser Dlake. He velly young boss.”
+
+“I think,” said Bolles, “Mr. Drake understood their meaning, Sam. I have
+noticed that at times he expresses himself peculiarly. I also think they
+understood his meaning.”
+
+The Oriental pondered. “Me like Misser Dlake,” said he. And drawing
+quite close, he observed, “They not nice man velly much.”
+
+Next day and every day “Misser Dlake” went gayly about his business, at
+his desk or on his horse, vigilant, near and far, with no sign save a
+steadier keenness in his eye. For the Christmas dinner he provided
+still further sending to the Grande Ronde country for turkeys and other
+things. He won the heart of Bolles by lending him a good horse; but the
+buccaroos, though they were boisterous over the coming Christmas joy,
+did not seem especially grateful. Drake, however, kept his worries to
+himself.
+
+“This thing happens anywhere,” he said one night in the office to
+Bolles, puffing a cigar. “I've seen a troop of cavalry demoralize itself
+by a sort of contagion from two or three men.”
+
+“I think it was wicked to send you here by yourself,” blurted Bolles.
+
+“Poppycock! It's the chance of my life, and I'll jam her through or
+bust.”
+
+“I think they have decided you are getting turkeys because you are
+afraid of them,” said Bolles.
+
+“Why, of course! But d' you figure I'm the man to abandon my Christmas
+turkey because my motives for eating it are misconstrued?”
+
+Dean Drake smoked for a while; then a knock came at the door. Five
+buccaroos entered and stood close, as is the way with the guilty who
+feel uncertain.
+
+“We were thinking as maybe you'd let us go over to town,” said Half-past
+Full, the spokesman.
+
+“When?”
+
+“Oh, any day along this week.”
+
+“Can't spare you till after Christmas.”
+
+“Maybe you'll not object to one of us goin'?”
+
+“You'll each have your turn after this week.”
+
+A slight pause followed. Then Half-past Full said: “What would you do if
+I went, anyway?”
+
+“Can't imagine,” Drake answered, easily. “Go, and I'll be in a position
+to inform you.”
+
+The buccaroo dropped his stolid bull eyes, but raised them again and
+grinned. “Well, I'm not particular about goin' this week, boss.”
+
+“That's not my name,” said Drake, “but it's what I am.”
+
+They stood a moment. Then they shuffled out. It was an orderly
+retreat--almost.
+
+Drake winked over to Bolles. “That was a graze,” said he, and smoked for
+a while. “They'll not go this time. Question is, will they go next?”
+
+
+III
+
+Drake took a fresh cigar, and threw his legs over the chair arm.
+
+“I think you smoke too much,” said Bolles, whom three days had made
+familiar and friendly.
+
+“Yep. Have to just now. That's what! as Uncle Pasco would say. They are
+a half-breed lot, though,” the boy continued, returning to the buccaroos
+and their recent visit. “Weaken in the face of a straight bluff, you
+see, unless they get whiskey-courageous. And I've called 'em down on
+that.”
+
+“Oh!” said Bolles, comprehending.
+
+“Didn't you see that was their game? But he will not go after it.”
+
+“The flesh is all they seem to understand,” murmured Bolles.
+
+Half-past Full did not go to Harney City for the tabooed whiskey, nor
+did any one. Drake read his buccaroos like the children that they were.
+After the late encounter of grit, the atmosphere was relieved of storm.
+The children, the primitive, pagan, dangerous children, forgot all about
+whiskey, and lusted joyously for Christmas. Christmas was coming! No
+work! A shooting-match! A big feed! Cheerfulness bubbled at the Malheur
+Agency. The weather itself was in tune. Castle Rock seemed no longer
+to frown, but rose into the shining air, a mass of friendly strength.
+Except when a rare sledge or horseman passed, Mr. Bolles's journeys to
+the school were all to show it was not some pioneer colony in a new,
+white, silent world that heard only the playful shouts and songs of the
+buccaroos. The sun overhead and the hard-crushing snow underfoot filled
+every one with a crisp, tingling hilarity.
+
+Before the sun first touched Castle Rock on the morning of the feast
+they were up and in high feather over at the bunk-house. They raced
+across to see what Sam was cooking; they begged and joyfully swallowed
+lumps of his raw plum-pudding. “Merry Christmas!” they wished him, and
+“Melly Clismas!” said he to them. They played leap-frog over by the
+stable, they put snow down each other's backs. Their shouts rang round
+corners; it was like boys let out of school. When Drake gathered them
+for the shooting-match, they cheered him; when he told them there were
+no prizes, what did they care for prizes? When he beat them all the
+first round, they cheered him again. Pity he hadn't offered prizes! He
+wasn't a good business man, after all!
+
+The rounds at the target proceeded through the forenoon, Drake the
+acclaimed leader; and the Christmas sun drew to mid-sky. But as its
+splendor in the heavens increased, the happy shoutings on earth began
+to wane. The body was all that the buccaroos knew; well, the flesh comes
+pretty natural to all of us--and who had ever taught these men about
+the spirit? The further they were from breakfast the nearer they were
+to dinner; yet the happy shootings waned! The spirit is a strange thing.
+Often it dwells dumb in human clay, then unexpectedly speaks out of the
+clay's darkness.
+
+It was no longer a crowd Drake had at the target. He became aware that
+quietness had been gradually coming over the buccaroos. He looked, and
+saw a man wandering by himself in the lane. Another leaned by the stable
+corner, with a vacant face. Through the windows of the bunk-house
+he could see two or three on their beds. The children were tired of
+shouting. Drake went in-doors and threw a great log on the fire. It
+blazed up high with sparks, and he watched it, although the sun shown
+bright on the window-sill. Presently he noticed that a man had come in
+and taken a chair. It was Half-past Full, and with his boots stretched
+to the warmth, he sat gazing into the fire. The door opened and another
+buckaroo entered and sat off in a corner. He had a bundle of old
+letters, smeared sheets tied trite a twisted old ribbon. While his
+large, top-toughened fingers softly loosened the ribbon, he sat with his
+back to the room and presently began to read the letters over, one
+by one. Most of the men came in before long, and silently joined the
+watchers round the treat fireplace. Drake threw another log on, and in
+a short time this, too, broke into ample flame. The silence was long;
+a slice of shadow had fallen across the window-sill, when a young man
+spoke, addressing the logs:
+
+“I skinned a coon in San Saba, Texas, this day a year.”
+
+At the sound of a voice, some of their eyes turned on the speaker, but
+turned back to the fire again. The spirit had spoken from the clay,
+aloud; and the clay was uncomfortable at hearing it.
+
+After some more minutes a neighbor whispered to a neighbor, “Play you a
+game of crib.”
+
+The man nodded, stole over to where the board was, and brought it across
+the floor on creaking tip-toe. They set it between them, and now and
+then the cards made a light sound in the room.
+
+“I treed that coon on Honey,” said the young man, after a while--“Honey
+Creek, San Saba. Kind o' dry creek. Used to flow into Big Brady when it
+rained.”
+
+The flames crackled on, the neighbors still played their cribbage. Still
+was the day bright, but the shrinking wedge of sun had gone entirely
+from the window-sill. Half-past Full had drawn from his pocket a
+mouthorgan, breathing half-tunes upon it; in the middle of “Suwanee
+River” the man who sat in the corner laid the letter he was beginning
+upon the heap on his knees and read no more. The great genial logs lay
+glowing, burning; from the fresher one the flames flowed and forked;
+along the embered surface of the others ran red and blue shivers of
+iridescence. With legs and arms crooked and sprawled, the buccaroos
+brooded, staring into the glow with seldom-winking eyes, while deep
+inside the clay the spirit spoke quietly. Christmas Day was passing,
+but the sun shone still two good hours high. Outside, over the snow
+and pines, it was only in the deeper folds of the hills that the blue
+shadows had come; the rest of the world was gold and silver; and from
+far across that silence into this silence by the fire came a tinkling
+stir of sound. Sleighbells it was, steadily coming, too early for Bolles
+to be back from his school festival.
+
+The toy-thrill of the jingling grew clear and sweet, a spirit of
+enchantment that did not wake the stillness, but cast it into a deeper
+dream. The bells came near the door and stopped, and then Drake opened
+it.
+
+“Hello, Uncle Pasco!” said he. “Thought you were Santa Claus.”
+
+“Santa Claus! H'm. Yes. That's what. Told you maybe I'd come.”
+
+“So you did. Turkey is due in--let's see--ninety minutes. Here, boys!
+some of you take Uncle Pasco's horse.”
+
+“No, no, I won't. You leave me alone. I ain't stoppin' here. I ain't
+hungry. I just grubbed at the school. Sleepin' at Missouri Pete's
+to-night. Got to make the railroad tomorrow.” The old man stopped his
+precipitate statements. He sat in his sledge deeply muffled, blinking
+at Drake and the buccaroos, who had strolled out to look at him, “Done a
+big business this trip,” said he. “Told you I would. Now if you was only
+givin' your children a Christmas-tree like that I seen that feller yer
+schoolmarm doin' just now--hee-hee!” From his blankets he revealed the
+well-known case. “Them things would shine on a tree,” concluded Uncle
+Pasco.
+
+“Hang 'em in the woods, then,” said Drake.
+
+“Jewelry, is it?” inquired the young Texas man.
+
+Uncle Pasco whipped open his case. “There you are,” said he. “All what's
+left. That ring'll cost you a dollar.”
+
+“I've a dollar somewheres,” said the young man, fumbling.
+
+Half-past Full, on the other side of the sleigh, stood visibly
+fascinated by the wares he was given a skilful glimpse of down among the
+blankets. He peered and he pondered while Uncle Pasco glibly spoke to
+him.
+
+“Scatter your truck out plain!” the buccaroo exclaimed, suddenly. “I'm
+not buying in the dark. Come over to the bunk-house and scatter.”
+
+“Brass will look just the same anywhere,” said Drake.
+
+“Brass!” screamed Uncle. “Brass your eye!”
+
+But the buccaroos, plainly glad for distraction, took the woolly old
+scolding man with them. Drake shouted that if getting cheated cheered
+them, by all means to invest heavily, and he returned alone to his fire,
+where Bolles soon joined him. They waited, accordingly, and by-and-by
+the sleigh-bells jingled again. As they had come out of the silence,
+so did they go into it, their little silvery tinkle dancing away in the
+distance, faint and fainter, then, like a breath, gone.
+
+Uncle Pasco's trinkets had audibly raised the men's spirits. They
+remained in the bunkhouse, their laughter reaching Drake and Bolles more
+and more. Sometimes they would scuffle and laugh loudly.
+
+“Do you imagine it's more leap-frog?” inquired the school-master.
+
+“Gambling,” said Drake. “They'll keep at it now till one of them wins
+everything the rest have bought.”
+
+“Have they been lively ever since morning?”
+
+“Had a reaction about noon,” said Drake. “Regular home-sick spell. I
+felt sorry for 'em.”
+
+“They seem full of reaction,” said Bolles. “Listen to that!”
+
+It was now near four o'clock, and Sam came in, announcing dinner.
+
+“All ready,” said the smiling Chinaman.
+
+“Pass the good word to the bunk-house,” said Drake, “if they can hear
+you.”
+
+Sam went across, and the shouting stopped. Then arose a thick volley of
+screams and cheers.
+
+“That don't sound right,” said Drake, leaping to his feet. In the next
+instant the Chinaman, terrified, returned through the open door. Behind
+him lurched Half-past Full, and stumbled into the room. His boot caught,
+and he pitched, but saved himself and stood swaying, heavily looking at
+Drake. The hair curled dense over his bull head, his mustache was spread
+with his grin, the light of cloddish humor and destruction burned in his
+big eye. The clay had buried the spirit like a caving pit.
+
+“Twas false jewelry all right!” he roared, at the top of his voice. “A
+good old jimmyjohn full, boss. Say, boss, goin' to run our jimmyjohn off
+the ranch? Try it on, kid. Come over and try it on!” The bull beat on
+the table.
+
+Dean Drake had sat quickly down in his chair, his gray eye upon the
+hulking buccaroo. Small and dauntless he sat, a sparrow-hawk caught in a
+trap, and game to the end--whatever end.
+
+“It's a trifle tardy to outline any policy about your demijohn,” said
+he, seriously. “You folks had better come in and eat before you're
+beyond appreciating.”
+
+“Ho, we'll eat your grub, boss. Sam's cooking goes.” The buccaroo
+lurched out and away to the bunk-house, where new bellowing was set up.
+
+“I've got to carve this turkey, friend,” said the boy to Bolles.
+
+“I'll do my best to help eat it,” returned the school-master, smiling.
+
+“Misser Dlake,” said poor Sam, “I solly you. I velly solly you.”
+
+
+IV
+
+“Reserve your sorrow, Sam,” said Dean Drake. “Give us your soup for a
+starter. Come,” he said to Bolles. “Quick.”
+
+He went into the dining-room, prompt in his seat at the head of the
+table, with the school-master next to him.
+
+“Nice man, Uncle Pasco,” he continued. “But his time is not now. We have
+nothing to do for the present but sit like every day and act perfectly
+natural.”
+
+“I have known simpler tasks,” said Mr. Bolles, “but I'll begin by
+spreading this excellently clean napkin.”
+
+“You're no schoolmarm!” exclaimed Drake; “you please me.”
+
+“The worst of a bad thing,” said the mild Bolles, “is having time to
+think about it, and we have been spared that.”
+
+“Here they come,” said Drake.
+
+They did come. But Drake's alert strategy served the end he had tried
+for. The drunken buccaroos swarmed disorderly to the door and halted.
+Once more the new superintendent's ways took them aback. Here was the
+decent table with lights serenely burning, with unwonted good things
+arranged upon it--the olives, the oranges, the preserves. Neat as parade
+drill were the men's places, all the cups and forks symmetrical along
+the white cloth. There, waiting his guests at the far end, sat the slim
+young boss talking with his boarder, Mr. Bolles, the parts in their
+smooth hair going with all the rest of this propriety. Even the daily
+tin dishes were banished in favor of crockery.
+
+“Bashful of Sam's napkins, boys?” said the boss. “Or is it the
+bald-headed china?”
+
+At this bidding they came in uncertainly. Their whiskey was ashamed
+inside. They took their seats, glancing across at each other in a
+transient silence, drawing their chairs gingerly beneath them. Thus
+ceremony fell unexpected upon the gathering, and for a while they
+swallowed in awkwardness what the swift, noiseless Sam brought them.
+He in a long white apron passed and re-passed with his things from his
+kitchen, doubly efficient and civil under stress of anxiety for
+his young master. In the pauses of his serving he watched from the
+background, with a face that presently caught the notice of one of them.
+
+“Smile, you almond-eyed highbinder,” said the buccaroo. And the Chinaman
+smiled his best.
+
+“I've forgot something,” said Half-past Full, rising. “Don't let 'em
+skip a course on me.” Half-past left the room.
+
+“That's what I have been hoping for,” said Drake to Bolles.
+
+Half-past returned presently and caught Drake's look of expectancy. “Oh
+no, boss,” said the buccaroo, instantly, from the door. “You're on to
+me, but I'm on to you.” He slammed the door with ostentation and dropped
+with a loud laugh into his seat.
+
+“First smart thing I've known him do,” said Drake to Bolles. “I am
+disappointed.”
+
+Two buccaroos next left the room together.
+
+“They may get lost in the snow,” said the humorous Half-past. “I'll just
+show 'em the trail.” Once more he rose from the dinner and went out.
+
+“Yes, he knew too much to bring it in here,” said Drake to Bolles. “He
+knew none but two or three would dare drink, with me looking on.”
+
+“Don't you think he is afraid to bring it in the same room with you at
+all?” Bolles suggested.
+
+“And me temperance this season? Now, Bolles, that's unkind.”
+
+“Oh, dear, that is not at all what--”
+
+“I know what you meant, Bolles. I was only just making a little merry
+over this casualty. No, he don't mind me to that extent, except when
+he's sober. Look at him!”
+
+Half-past was returning with his friends. Quite evidently they had all
+found the trail.
+
+“Uncle Pasco is a nice old man!” pursued Drake. “I haven't got my gun
+on. Have you?”
+
+“Yes,” said Bolles, but with a sheepish swerve of the eye.
+
+Drake guessed at once. “Not Baby Bunting? Oh, Lord! and I promised
+to give you an adult weapon!--the kind they're wearing now by way of
+full-dress.”
+
+“Talkin' secrets, boss?” said Half-past Full.
+
+The well-meaning Sam filled his cup, and this proceeding shifted the
+buccaroo's truculent attention.
+
+“What's that mud?” he demanded.
+
+“Coffee,” said Sam, politely.
+
+The buccaroo swept his cup to the ground, and the next man howled
+dismay.
+
+“Burn your poor legs?” said Half-past. He poured his glass over the
+victim. They wrestled, the company pounded the table, betting hoarsely,
+until Half-past went to the floor, and his plate with him.
+
+“Go easy,” said Drake. “You're smashing the company's property.”
+
+“Bald-headed china for sure, boss!” said a second of the brothers
+Drinker, and dropped a dish.
+
+“I'll merely tell you,” said Drake, “that the company don't pay for this
+china twice.”
+
+“Not twice?” said Half-past Full, smashing some more. “How about
+thrice?”
+
+“Want your money now?” another inquired.
+
+A riot of banter seized upon all of them, and they began to laugh and
+destroy.
+
+“How much did this cost?” said one, prying askew his three-tined fork.
+
+“How much did you cost yourself?” said another to Drake.
+
+“What, our kid boss? Two bits, I guess.”
+
+“Hyas markook. Too dear!”
+
+They bawled at their own jokes, loud and ominous; threat sounded beneath
+their lightest word, the new crashes of china that they threw on the
+floor struck sharply through the foreboding din of their mirth. The
+spirit that Drake since his arrival had kept under in them day by day,
+but not quelled, rose visibly each few succeeding minutes, swelling
+upward as the tide does. Buoyed up on the whiskey, it glittered in their
+eyes and yelled mutinously in their voices.
+
+“I'm waiting all orders,” said Bolles to Drake.
+
+“I haven't any,” said Drake. “New ones, that is. We've sat down to see
+this meal out. Got to keep sitting.”
+
+He leaned back, eating deliberately, saying no more to the buccaroos;
+thus they saw he would never leave the room till they did. As he had
+taken his chair the first, so was the boy bound to quit it the last. The
+game of prying fork-tines staled on them one by one, and they took to
+songs, mostly of love and parting. With the red whiskey in their eyes
+they shouted plaintively of sweethearts, and vows, and lips, and meeting
+in the wild wood. From these they went to ballads of the cattle-trail
+and the Yuba River, and so inevitably worked to the old coast song, made
+of three languages, with its verses rhymed on each year since the first
+beginning. Tradition laid it heavy upon each singer in his turn to keep
+the pot a-boiling by memory or by new invention, and the chant went
+forward with hypnotic cadence to a tune of larkish, ripping gayety. He
+who had read over his old stained letters in the homesick afternoon had
+waked from such dreaming and now sang:
+
+ “Once jes' onced in the year o' 49,
+ I met a fancy thing by the name o' Keroline;
+ I never could persuade her for to leave me be;
+ She went and she took and she married me.”
+
+His neighbor was ready with an original contribution:
+
+ “Once, once again in the year o' '64,
+ By the city of Whatcom down along the shore--
+ I never could persuade them for to leave me be--
+ A Siwash squaw went and took and married me.”
+
+“What was you doin' between all them years?” called Half-past Full.
+
+“Shut yer mouth,” said the next singer:
+
+ “Once, once again in the year o' 71
+ ['Twas the suddenest deed that I ever done)--
+ I never could persuade them for to leave me be--
+ A rich banker's daughter she took and married me.”
+
+“This is looking better,” said Bolles to Drake.
+
+“Don't you believe it,” said the boy.
+
+Ten or a dozen years were thus sung.
+
+“I never could persuade them for to leave me be” tempestuously brought
+down the chorus and the fists, until the drunkards could sit no more,
+but stood up to sing, tramping the tune heavily together. Then, just as
+the turn came round to Drake himself, they dashed their chairs down and
+herded out of the room behind Half-past Full, slamming the door.
+
+Drake sat a moment at the head of his Christmas dinner, the fallen
+chairs, the lumpy wreck. Blood charged his face from his hair to his
+collar. “Let's smoke,” said he. They went from the dinner through the
+room of the great fireplace to his office beyond.
+
+“Have a mild one?” he said to the schoolmaster.
+
+“No, a strong one to-night, if you please.” And Bolles gave his mild
+smile.
+
+“You do me good now and then,” said Drake.
+
+“Dear me,” said the teacher, “I have found it the other way.”
+
+All the rooms fronted on the road with doors--the old-time agency doors,
+where the hostiles had drawn their pictures in the days before peace had
+come to reign over this country. Drake looked out, because the singing
+had stopped and they were very quiet in the bunk-house. He saw the
+Chinaman steal from his kitchen.
+
+“Sam is tired of us,” he said to Bolles.
+
+“Tired?”
+
+“Running away, I guess. I'd prefer a new situation myself. That's where
+you're deficient, Bolles. Only got sense enough to stay where you happen
+to be. Hello. What is he up to?”
+
+Sam had gone beside a window of the bunkhouse and was listening there,
+flat like a shadow. Suddenly he crouched, and was gone among the sheds.
+Out of the bunk-house immediately came a procession, the buccaroos still
+quiet, a careful, gradual body.
+
+Drake closed his door and sat in the chair again. “They're escorting
+that jug over here,” said he. “A new move, and a big one.”
+
+He and Bolles heard them enter the next room, always without much noise
+or talk--the loudest sound was the jug when they set it on the floor.
+Then they seemed to sit, talking little.
+
+“Bolles,” said Drake, “the sun has set. If you want to take after Sam--”
+
+But the door of the sitting-room opened and the Chinaman himself came
+in. He left the door a-swing and spoke clearly. “Misser Dlake,” said he,
+“slove bloke” (stove broke).
+
+The superintendent came out of his office, following Sam to the kitchen.
+He gave no look or word to the buccaroos with their demijohn; he merely
+held his cigar sidewise in his teeth and walked with no hurry through
+the sitting-room. Sam took him through to the kitchen and round to a
+hind corner of the stove, pointing.
+
+“Misser Dlake,” said he, “slove no bloke. I hear them inside. They going
+kill you.”
+
+“That's about the way I was figuring it,” mused Dean Drake.
+
+“Misser Dlake,” said the Chinaman, with appealing eyes, “I velly solly
+you. They no hurtee me. Me cook.”
+
+“Sam, there is much meat in your words. Condensed beef don't class with
+you. But reserve your sorrows yet a while. Now what's my policy?” he
+debated, tapping the stove here and there for appearances; somebody
+might look in. “Shall I go back to my office and get my guns?”
+
+“You not goin' run now?” said the Chinaman, anxiously.
+
+“Oh yes, Sam. But I like my gun travelling. Keeps me kind of warm. Now
+if they should get a sight of me arming--no, she's got to stay here till
+I come back for her. So long, Sam! See you later. And I'll have time to
+thank you then.”
+
+Drake went to the corral in a strolling manner. There he roped the
+strongest of the horses, and also the school-master's. In the midst of
+his saddling, Bolles came down.
+
+“Can I help you in any way?” said Bolles.
+
+“You've done it. Saved me a bothering touch-and-go play to get you out
+here and seem innocent. I'm going to drift.”
+
+“Drift?”
+
+“There are times to stay and times to leave, Bolles; and this is a case
+of the latter. Have you a real gun on now?”
+
+Poor Bolles brought out guiltily his.22 Smith & Wesson. “I don't seem to
+think of things,” said he.
+
+“Cheer up,” said Drake. “How could you thought-read me? Hide Baby
+Bunting, though. Now we're off. Quietly, at the start. As if we were
+merely jogging to pasture.”
+
+Sam stood at his kitchen door, mutely wishing them well. The horses were
+walking without noise, but Half-past Full looked out of the window.
+
+“We're by, anyhow,” said Drake. “Quick now. Burn the earth.” The
+horse sprang at his spurs. “Dust, you son of a gun! Rattle your hocks!
+Brindle! Vamoose!” Each shouted word was a lash with his quirt. “Duck!”
+ he called to Bolles.
+
+Bolles ducked, and bullets grooved the spraying snow. They rounded a
+corner and saw the crowd jumping into the corral, and Sam's door empty
+of that prudent Celestial.
+
+“He's a very wise Chinaman!” shouted Drake, as they rushed.
+
+“What?” screamed Bolles.
+
+“Very wise Chinaman. He'll break that stove now to prove his innocence.”
+
+“Who did you say was innocent?” screamed Bolles.
+
+“Oh, I said you were,” yelled Drake, disgusted; and he gave over this
+effort at conversation as their horses rushed along.
+
+
+V
+
+It was a dim, wide stretch of winter into which Drake and Bolles
+galloped from the howling pursuit. Twilight already veiled the base of
+Castle Rock, and as they forged heavily up a ridge through the caking
+snow, and the yells came after them, Bolles looked seriously at Dean
+Drake; but that youth wore an expression of rising merriment. Bolles
+looked back at the dusk from which the yells were sounding, then forward
+to the spreading skein of night where the trail was taking him and the
+boy, and in neither direction could he discern cause for gayety.
+
+“May I ask where we are going?” said he.
+
+“Away,” Drake answered. “Just away, Bolles. It's a healthy resort.”
+
+Ten miles were travelled before either spoke again. The drunken
+buccaroos yelled hot on their heels at first, holding more obstinately
+to this chase than sober ruffians would have attempted. Ten cold, dark
+miles across the hills it took to cure them; but when their shootings,
+that had followed over heights where the pines grew and down through
+the open swales between, dropped off, and died finally away among the
+willows along the south fork of the Malheur, Drake reined in his horse
+with a jerk.
+
+“Now isn't that too bad!” he exclaimed.
+
+“It is all very bad,” said Bolles, sorry to hear the boy's tone of
+disappointment.
+
+“I didn't think they'd fool me again,” continued Drake, jumping down.
+
+“Again?” inquired the interested Bolles.
+
+“Why, they've gone home!” said the boy, in disgust.
+
+“I was hoping so,” said the school-master.
+
+“Hoping? Why, it's sad, Bolles. Four miles farther and I'd have had them
+lost.”
+
+“Oh!” said Bolles.
+
+“I wanted them to keep after us,” complained Drake. “Soon as we had a
+good lead I coaxed them. Coaxed them along on purpose by a trail they
+knew, and four miles from here I'd have swung south into the mountains
+they don't know. There they'd have been good and far from home in the
+snow without supper, like you and me, Bolles. But after all my trouble
+they've gone back snug to that fireside. Well, let us be as cosey as we
+can.”
+
+He built a bright fire, and he whistled as he kicked the snow from his
+boots, busying over the horses and the blankets. “Take a rest,” he said
+to Bolles. “One man's enough to do the work. Be with you soon to share
+our little cottage.” Presently Bolles heard him reciting confidentially
+to his horse, “Twas the night after Christmas, and all in the
+house--only we are not all in the house!” He slapped the belly of his
+horse Tyee, who gambolled away to the limit of his picket-rope.
+
+“Appreciating the moon, Bolles?” said he, returning at length to the
+fire. “What are you so gazeful about, father?”
+
+“This is all my own doing,” lamented the school-master.
+
+“What, the moon is?”
+
+“It has just come over me,” Bolles continued. “It was before you got in
+the stage at Nampa. I was talking. I told Uncle Pasco that I was glad no
+whiskey was to be allowed on the ranch. It all comes from my folly!”
+
+“Why, you hungry old New England conscience!” cried the boy, clapping
+him on the shoulder. “How in the world could you foresee the crookedness
+of that hoary Beelzebub?”
+
+“That's all very well,” said Bolles, miserably. “You would never have
+mentioned it yourself to him.”
+
+“You and I, Bolles, are different. I was raised on miscellaneous
+wickedness. A look at my insides would be liable to make you say your
+prayers.”
+
+The school-master smiled. “If I said any prayers,” he replied, “you
+would be in them.”
+
+Drake looked moodily at the fire. “The Lord helps those who help
+themselves,” said he. “I've prospered. For a nineteen-year-old I've
+hooked my claw fairly deep here and there. As for to-day--why, that's
+in the game too. It was their deal. Could they have won it on their own
+play? A joker dropped into their hand. It's my deal now, and I have some
+jokers myself. Go to sleep, Bolles. We've a ride ahead of us.”
+
+The boy rolled himself in his blanket skillfully. Bolles heard him say
+once or twice in a sort of judicial conversation with the blanket--“and
+all in the house--but we were not all in the house. Not all. Not a full
+house--” His tones drowsed comfortably into murmur, and then to quiet
+breathing. Bolles fed the fire, thatched the unneeded wind-break (for
+the calm, dry night was breathless), and for a long while watched the
+moon and a tuft of the sleeping boy's hair.
+
+“If he is blamed,” said the school-master, “I'll never forgive myself.
+I'll never forgive myself anyhow.”
+
+A paternal, or rather maternal, expression came over Bolles's face, and
+he removed his large, serious glasses. He did not sleep very well.
+
+The boy did. “I'm feeling like a bird,” said he, as they crossed through
+the mountains next morning on a short cut to the Owybee. “Breakfast will
+brace you up, Bolles. There'll be a cabin pretty soon after we strike
+the other road. Keep thinking hard about coffee.”
+
+“I wish I could,” said poor Bolles. He was forgiving himself less and
+less.
+
+Their start had been very early; as Drake bid the school-master observe,
+to have nothing to detain you, nothing to eat and nothing to pack, is a
+great help in journeys of haste. The warming day, and Indian Creek well
+behind them, brought Drake to whistling again, but depression sat upon
+the self-accusing Bolles. Even when they sighted the Owyhee road below
+them, no cheerfulness waked in him; not at the nearing coffee, nor
+yet at the companionable tinkle of sleigh-bells dancing faintly upward
+through the bright, silent air.
+
+“Why, if it ain't Uncle Pasco!” said Drake, peering down through a gap
+in the foot-hill. “We'll get breakfast sooner than I expected. Quick!
+Give me Baby Bunting!”
+
+“Are you going to kill him?” whispered the school-master, with a beaming
+countenance. And he scuffled with his pocket to hand over his hitherto
+belittled weapon.
+
+Drake considered him. “Bolles, Bolles,” said he, “you have got the
+New England conscience rank. Plymouth Rock is a pudding to your heart.
+Remind me to pray for you first spare minute I get. Now follow me close.
+He'll be much more useful to us alive.”
+
+They slipped from their horses, stole swiftly down a shoulder of the
+hill, and waited among some brush. The bells jingled unsuspectingly
+onward to this ambush.
+
+“Only hear 'em!” said Drake. “All full of silver and Merry Christmas.
+Don't gaze at me like that, Bolles, or I'll laugh and give the whole
+snap away. See him come! The old man's breath streams out so calm. He's
+not worried with New England conscience. One, two, three” Just before
+the sleigh came opposite, Dean Drake stepped out. “Morning, Uncle!” said
+he. “Throw up your hands!”
+
+Uncle Pasco stopped dead, his eyes blinking. Then he stood up in the
+sleigh among his blankets. “H'm,” said he, “the kid.”
+
+“Throw up your hands! Quit fooling with that blanket!” Drake spoke
+dangerously now. “Bolles,” he continued, “pitch everything out of the
+sleigh while I cover him. He's got a shot-gun under that blanket. Sling
+it out.”
+
+It was slung. The wraps followed. Uncle Pasco stepped obediently down,
+and soon the chattels of the emptied sleigh littered the snow. The old
+gentleman was invited to undress until they reached the six-shooter that
+Drake suspected. Then they ate his lunch, drank some whiskey that he had
+not sold to the buccaroos, told him to repack the sleigh, allowed him
+to wrap up again, bade him take the reins, and they would use his
+six-shooter and shot-gun to point out the road to him.
+
+He had said very little, had Uncle Pasco, but stood blinking, obedient
+and malignant. “H'm,” said he now, “goin' to ride with me, are you?”
+
+He was told yes, that for the present he was their coachman. Their
+horses were tired and would follow, tied behind. “We're weary, too,”
+ said Drake, getting in. “Take your legs out of my way or I'll kick off
+your shins. Bolles, are you fixed warm and comfortable? Now start her up
+for Harper ranch, Uncle.”
+
+“What are you proposing to do with me?” inquired Uncle Pasco.
+
+“Not going to wring your neck, and that's enough for the present.
+Faster, Uncle. Get a gait on. Bolles, here's Baby Bunting. Much obliged
+to you for the loan of it, old man.”
+
+Uncle Pasco's eye fell on the 22-caliber pistol. “Did you hold me up
+with that lemonade straw?” he asked, huskily.
+
+“Yep,” said Drake. “That's what.”
+
+“Oh, hell!” murmured Uncle Pasco. And for the first time he seemed
+dispirited.
+
+“Uncle, you're not making time,” said Drake after a few miles. “I'll
+thank you for the reins. Open your bandanna and get your concertina.
+Jerk the bellows for us.”
+
+“That I'll not!” screamed Uncle Pasco.
+
+“It's music or walk home,” said the boy. “Take your choice.”
+
+Uncle Pasco took his choice, opening with the melody of “The Last Rose
+of Summer.” The sleigh whirled up the Owyhee by the winter willows, and
+the levels, and the meadow pools, bright frozen under the blue sky.
+Late in this day the amazed Brock by his corrals at Harper's beheld
+arrive his favorite, his boy superintendent, driving in with the
+schoolmaster staring through his glasses, and Uncle Pasco throwing
+out active strains upon his concertina. The old man had been bidden to
+bellows away for his neck.
+
+Drake was not long in explaining his need to the men. “This thing must
+be worked quick,” said he. “Who'll stand by me?”
+
+All of them would, and he took ten, with the faithful Brock. Brock would
+not allow Gilbert to go, because he had received another mule-kick in
+the stomach. Nor was Bolles permitted to be of the expedition. To all
+his protests, Drake had but the single word: “This is not your fight,
+old man. You've done your share with Baby Bunting.”
+
+Thus was the school-master in sorrow compelled to see them start back
+to Indian Creek and the Malheur without him. With him Uncle Pasco would
+have joyfully exchanged. He was taken along with the avengers. They
+would not wring his neck, but they would play cat and mouse with him and
+his concertina; and they did. But the conscience of Bolles still toiled.
+When Drake and the men were safe away, he got on the wagon going for the
+mail, thus making his way next morning to the railroad and Boise, where
+Max Vogel listened to him; and together this couple hastily took train
+and team for the Malheur Agency.
+
+The avengers reached Indian Creek duly, and the fourth day after his
+Christmas dinner Drake came once more in sight of Castle Rock.
+
+“I am doing this thing myself, understand,” he said to Brock. “I am
+responsible.”
+
+“We're here to take your orders,” returned the foreman. But as the
+agency buildings grew plain and the time for action was coming, Brock's
+anxious heart spoke out of its fulness. “If they start in to--to--they
+might--I wish you'd let me get in front,” he begged, all at once.
+
+“I thought you thought better of me,” said Drake.
+
+“Excuse me,” said the man. Then presently: “I don't see how anybody
+could 'a' told he'd smuggle whiskey that way. If the old man [Brock
+meant Max Vogel] goes to blame you, I'll give him my opinion straight.”
+
+“The old man's got no use for opinions,” said Drake. “He goes on
+results. He trusted me with this job, and we're going to have results
+now.”
+
+The drunkards were sitting round outside the ranch house. It was
+evening. They cast a sullen inspection on the new-comers, who returned
+them no inspection whatever. Drake had his men together and took them
+to the stable first, a shed with mangers. Here he had them unsaddle.
+“Because,” he mentioned to Brock, “in case of trouble we'll be sure of
+their all staying. I'm taking no chances now.”
+
+Soon the drunkards strolled over, saying good-day, hazarding a few
+comments on the weather and like topics, and meeting sufficient answers.
+
+“Goin' to stay?”
+
+“Don't know.”
+
+“That's a good horse you've got.”
+
+“Fair.”
+
+But Sam was the blithest spirit at the Malheur Agency. “Hiyah!” he
+exclaimed. “Misser Dlake! How fashion you come quick so?” And the
+excellent Chinaman took pride in the meal of welcome that he prepared.
+
+“Supper's now,” said Drake to his men. “Sit anywhere you feel like.
+Don't mind whose chair you're taking--and we'll keep our guns on.”
+
+Thus they followed him, and sat. The boy took his customary perch at the
+head of the table, with Brock at his right. “I miss old Bolles,” he told
+his foreman. “You don't appreciate Bolles.”
+
+“From what you tell of him,” said Brock, “I'll examine him more
+careful.”
+
+Seeing their boss, the sparrow-hawk, back in his place, flanked with
+supporters, and his gray eye indifferently upon them, the buccaroos grew
+polite to oppressiveness. While Sam handed his dishes to Drake and
+the new-comers, and the new-comers eat what was good before the old
+inhabitants got a taste, these latter grew more and more solicitous.
+They offered sugar to the strangers, they offered their beds; Half-past
+Full urged them to sit companionably in the room where the fire was
+burning. But when the meal was over, the visitors went to another room
+with their arms, and lighted their own fire. They brought blankets from
+their saddles, and after a little concertina they permitted the nearly
+perished Uncle Pasco to slumber. Soon they slumbered themselves, with
+the door left open, and Drake watching. He would not even share vigil
+with Brock, and all night he heard the voices of the buccaroos, holding
+grand, unending council.
+
+When the relentless morning came, and breakfast with the visitors again
+in their seats unapproachable, the drunkards felt the crisis to be a
+strain upon their sobered nerves. They glanced up from their plates, and
+down; along to Dean Drake eating his hearty porridge, and back at one
+another, and at the hungry, well-occupied strangers.
+
+“Say, we don't want trouble,” they began to the strangers.
+
+“Course you don't. Breakfast's what you're after.”
+
+“Oh, well, you'd have got gay. A man gets gay.”
+
+“Sure.”
+
+“Mr. Drake,” said Half-past Full, sweating with his effort, “we were
+sorry while we was a-fogging you up.”
+
+“Yes,” said Drake. “You must have been just overcome by contrition.”
+
+A large laugh went up from the visitors, and the meal was finished
+without further diplomacy.
+
+“One matter, Mr. Drake,” stammered Half-past Full, as the party rose.
+“Our jobs. We're glad to pay for any things what got sort of broke.”
+
+“Sort of broke,” repeated the boy, eyeing him. “So you want to hold your
+jobs?”
+
+“If--” began the buccaroo, and halted.
+
+“Fact is, you're a set of cowards,” said Drake, briefly. “I notice
+you've forgot to remove that whiskey jug.” The demijohn still stood
+by the great fireplace. Drake entered and laid hold of it, the crowd
+standing back and watching. He took it out, with what remained in its
+capacious bottom, set it on a stump, stepped back, levelled his gun, and
+shattered the vessel to pieces. The whiskey drained down, wetting the
+stump, creeping to the ground.
+
+Much potency lies in the object-lesson, and a grin was on the faces of
+all present, save Uncle Pasco's. It had been his demijohn, and when the
+shot struck it he blinked nervously.
+
+“You ornery old mink!” said Drake, looking at him. “You keep to the
+jewelry business hereafter.”
+
+The buccaroos grinned again. It was reassuring to witness wrath turn
+upon another.
+
+“You want to hold your jobs?” Drake resumed to them. “You can trust
+yourselves?”
+
+“Yes, sir,” said Half-past Full.
+
+“But I don't trust you,” stated Drake, genially; and the buccaroos'
+hopeful eyes dropped. “I'm going to divide you,” pursued the new
+superintendent. “Split you far and wide among the company's ranches.
+Stir you in with decenter blood. You'll go to White-horse ranch, just
+across the line of Nevada,” he said to Half-past Full. “I'm tired of the
+brothers Drinker. You'll go--let's see--”
+
+Drake paused in his apportionment, and a sleigh came swiftly round the
+turn, the horse loping and lathery.
+
+“What vas dat shooting I hear joost now?” shouted Max Vogel, before he
+could arrive. He did not wait for any answer. “Thank the good God!” he
+exclaimed, at seeing the boy Dean Drake unharmed, standing with a gun.
+And to their amazement he sped past them, never slacking his horse's
+lope until he reached the corral. There he tossed the reins to the
+placid Bolles, and springing out like a surefooted elephant, counted his
+saddle-horses; for he was a general. Satisfied, he strode back to the
+crowd by the demijohn. “When dem men get restless,” he explained to
+Drake at once, “always look out. Somebody might steal a horse.”
+
+The boy closed one gray, confidential eye at his employer. “Just my
+idea,” said he, “when I counted 'em before breakfast.”
+
+“You liddle r-rascal,” said Max, fondly, “What you shoot at?”
+
+Drake pointed at the demijohn. “It was bigger than those bottles at
+Nampa,” said he. “Guess you could have hit it yourself.”
+
+Max's great belly shook. He took in the situation. It had a flavor that
+he liked. He paused to relish it a little more in silence.
+
+“Und you have killed noding else?” said he, looking at Uncle Pasco, who
+blinked copiously. “Mine old friend, you never get rich if you change
+your business so frequent. I tell you that thirty years now.” Max's hand
+found Drake's shoulder, but he addressed Brock. “He is all what you tell
+me,” said he to the foreman. “He have joodgement.”
+
+Thus the huge, jovial Teuton took command, but found Drake had left
+little for him to do. The buccaroos were dispersed at Harper's, at Fort
+Rinehart, at Alvord Lake, towards Stein's peak, and at the Island Ranch
+by Harney Lake. And if you know east Oregon, or the land where Chief
+E-egante helped out Specimen Jones, his white soldier friend, when the
+hostile Bannocks were planning his immediate death as a spy, you will
+know what wide regions separated the buccaroos. Bolles was taken into
+Max Vogel's esteem; also was Chinese Sam. But Max sat smoking in the
+office with his boy superintendent, in particular satisfaction.
+
+“You are a liddle r-rascal,” said he. “Und I r-raise you fifty dollars.”
+
+
+
+
+A Kinsman of Red Cloud
+
+
+I
+
+It was thirty minutes before a June sundown at the post, and the first
+call had sounded for parade. Over in the barracks the two companies
+and the single troop lounged a moment longer, then laid their police
+literature down, and lifted their stocking feet from the beds to get
+ready. In the officers' quarters the captain rose regretfully from
+after-dinner digestion, and the three lieutenants sought their helmets
+with a sigh. Lieutenant Balwin had been dining an unconventional and
+impressive guest at the mess, and he now interrupted the anecdote which
+the guest was achieving with frontier deliberation.
+
+“Make yourself comfortable,” he said. “I'll have to hear the rest about
+the half-breed when I get back.”
+
+“There ain't no more--yet. He got my cash with his private poker deck
+that onced, and I'm fixing for to get his'n.”
+
+Second call sounded; the lines filed out and formed, the sergeant of
+the guard and two privates took their station by the flag, and when
+battalion was formed the commanding officer, towering steeple-stiff
+beneath his plumes, received the adjutant's salute, ordered him to his
+post, and began drill. At all this the unconventional guest looked on
+comfortably from Lieutenant Balwin's porch.
+
+“I doubt if I could put up with that there discipline all the week,” he
+mused. “Carry--arms! Present--Arms! I guess that's all I know of it.”
+ The winking white line of gloves stirred his approval. “Pretty good
+that. Gosh, see the sun on them bayonets!”
+
+The last note of retreat merged in the sonorous gun, and the flag
+shining in the light of evening slid down and rested upon the earth.
+The blue ranks marched to a single bugle--the post was short of men and
+officers--and the captain, with the released lieutenants, again sought
+digestion and cigars. Balwin returned to his guest, and together they
+watched the day forsake the plain. Presently the guest rose to take his
+leave. He looked old enough to be the father of the young officer, but
+he was a civilian, and the military man proceeded to give him excellent
+advice.
+
+“Now don't get into trouble, Cutler.”
+
+The slouch-shouldered scout rolled his quid gently, and smiled at his
+superior with indulgent regard.
+
+“See here, Cutler, you have a highly unoccupied look about you this
+evening. I've been studying the customs of this population, and I've
+noted a fact or two.”
+
+“Let 'em loose on me, sir.”
+
+“Fact one: When any male inhabitant of Fort Laramie has a few spare
+moments, he hunts up a game of cards.”
+
+“Well, sir, you've called the turn on me.”
+
+“Fact two: At Fort Laramie a game of cards frequently ends in
+discussion.”
+
+“Fact three: Mr. Calvin, in them discussions Jarvis Cutler has the last
+word. You put that in your census report alongside the other two.”
+
+“Well, Cutler, if somebody's gun should happen to beat yours in an
+argument, I should have to hunt another wagon-master.”
+
+“I'll not forget that. When was you expecting to pull out north?”
+
+“Whenever the other companies get here. May be three days--may be three
+weeks.”
+
+“Then I will have plenty time for a game to-night.”
+
+With this slight dig of his civilian independence into the lieutenant's
+military ribs, the scout walked away, his long, lugubrious frockcoat
+(worn in honor of the mess) occasionally flapping open in the breeze,
+and giving a view of a belt richly fluted with cartridges, and the ivory
+handle of a pistol looking out of its holster. He got on his horse,
+crossed the flat, and struck out for the cabin of his sociable friends,
+Loomis and Kelley, on the hill. The open door and a light inside showed
+the company, and Cutler gave a grunt, for sitting on the table was the
+half-breed, the winner of his unavenged dollars. He rode slower, in
+order to think, and arriving at the corral below the cabin, tied his
+horse to the stump of a cottonwood. A few steps towards the door, and he
+wheeled on a sudden thought, and under cover of the night did a crafty
+something which to the pony was altogether unaccountable. He unloosed
+both front and rear cinch of his saddle, so they hung entirely free in
+wide bands beneath the pony's belly. He tested their slackness with his
+hand several times, stopping instantly when the more and more surprised
+pony turned his head to see what new thing in his experience might be
+going on, and, seeing, gave a delicate bounce with his hind-quarters.
+
+“Never you mind, Duster,” muttered the scout. “Did you ever see a
+skunk-trap? Oughts is for mush-rats, and number ones is mostly used
+for 'coons and 'possums, and I guess they'd do for a skunk. But you and
+we'll call this here trap a number two, Duster, for the skunk I'm after
+is a big one. All you've to do is to act natural.”
+
+Cutler took the rope off the stump by which Duster had been tied
+securely, wound and strapped it to the tilted saddle, and instead of
+this former tether, made a weak knot in the reins, and tossed them over
+the stump. He entered the cabin with a countenance sweeter than honey.
+
+“Good-evening, boys,” he said. “Why, Toussaint, how do you do?”
+
+The hand of Toussaint had made a slight, a very slight, movement towards
+his hip, but at sight of Cutler's mellow smile resumed its clasp upon
+his knee.
+
+“Golly, but you're gay-like this evening,” said Kelley.
+
+“Blamed if I knowed he could look so frisky,” added Loomis.
+
+“Sporting his onced-a-year coat,” Kelley pursued. “That ain't for our
+benefit, Joole.”
+
+“No, we're not that high in society.” Both these cheerful waifs had
+drifted from the Atlantic coast westward.
+
+Cutler looked from them to his costume, and then amiably surveyed the
+half-breed.
+
+“Well, boys, I'm in big luck, I am. How's yourn nowadays, Toussaint?”
+
+“Pretty good sometime. Sometime heap hell.” The voice of the half-breed
+came as near heartiness as its singularly false quality would allow, and
+as he smiled he watched Cutler with the inside of his eyes.
+
+The scout watched nobody and nothing with great care, looked about him
+pleasantly, inquired for the whiskey, threw aside hat and gloves, sat
+down, leaning the chair back against the wall, and talked with artful
+candor. “Them sprigs of lieutenants down there,” said he, “they're a
+surprising lot for learning virtue to a man. You take Balwin. Why, he
+ain't been out of the Academy only two years, and he's been telling me
+how card-playing ain't good for you. And what do you suppose he's been
+and offered Jarvis Cutler for a job? I'm to be wagon-master.” He
+paused, and the half-breed's attention to his next words increased.
+“Wagon-master, and good pay, too. Clean up to the Black Hills; and the
+troops'll move soon as ever them reinforcements come. Drinks on it,
+boys! Set 'em up, Joole Loomis. My contract's sealed with some of Uncle
+Sam's cash, and I'm going to play it right here. Hello! Somebody coming
+to join us? He's in a hurry.”
+
+There was a sound of lashing straps and hoofs beating the ground, and
+Cutler looked out of the door. As he had calculated, the saddle had
+gradually turned with Duster's movements and set the pony bucking.
+
+“Stampeded!” said the scout, and swore the proper amount called for by
+such circumstances. “Some o' you boys help me stop the durned fool.”
+
+Loomis and Kelley ran. Duster had jerked the prepared reins from the
+cottonwood, and was lurching down a small dry gulch, with the saddle
+bouncing between his belly and the stones.
+
+Cutler cast a backward eye at the cabin where Toussaint had stayed
+behind alone. “Head him off below, boys, and I'll head him off above,”
+ the scout sang out. He left his companions, and quickly circled round
+behind the cabin, stumbling once heavily, and hurrying on, anxious lest
+the noise had reached the lurking half-breed. But the ivory-handled
+pistol, jostled from its holster, lay unheeded among the stones where he
+had stumbled. He advanced over the rough ground, came close to the logs,
+and craftily peered in at the small window in the back of the cabin. It
+was evident that he had not been heard. The sinister figure within still
+sat on the table, but was crouched, listening like an animal to the
+shouts that were coming from a safe distance down in the gulch. Cutler,
+outside of the window, could not see the face of Toussaint, but he saw
+one long brown hand sliding up and down the man's leg, and its movement
+put him in mind of the tail of a cat. The hand stopped to pull out a
+pistol, into which fresh cartridges were slipped. Cutler had already
+done this same thing after dismounting, and he now felt confident that
+his weapon needed no further examination. He did not put his hand to his
+holster. The figure rose from the table, and crossed the room to a set
+of shelves in front of which hung a little yellow curtain. Behind it
+were cups, cans, bottles, a pistol, counters, red, white, and blue, and
+two fresh packs of cards, blue and pink, side by side. Seeing these,
+Toussaint drew a handkerchief from his pocket, and unwrapped two further
+packs, both blue; and at this Cutler's intent face grew into plain shape
+close to the window, but receded again into uncertain dimness. From down
+in the gulch came shouts that the runaway horse was captured. Toussaint
+listened, ran to the door, and quickly returning, put the blue pack
+from the shelf into his pocket, leaving in exchange one of his own. He
+hesitated about altering the position of the cards on the shelf, but
+Kelley and Loomis were unobservant young men, and the half-breed placed
+the pink cards on top of his blue ones. The little yellow curtain again
+hung innocently over the shelves, and Toussaint, pouring himself a drink
+of whiskey, faced round, and for the first time saw the window that had
+been behind his back. He was at it in an instant, wrenching its rusty
+pin, that did not give, but stuck motionless in the wood. Cursing,
+he turned and hurried out of the door and round the cabin. No one was
+there. Some hundred yards away the noiseless Cutler crawled farther
+among the thickets that filled the head of the gulch. Toussaint whipped
+out a match, and had it against his trousers to strike and look if there
+were footprints, when second thoughts warned him this might be seen, and
+was not worth risking suspicion over, since so many feet came and went
+by this cabin. He told himself no one could have been there to see him,
+and slowly returned inside, with a mind that fell a hair's breadth short
+of conviction.
+
+The boys, coming up with the horse, met Cutler, who listened to how
+Duster had stood still as soon as he had kicked free of his saddle,
+making no objection to being caught. They suggested that he would not
+have broken loose had he been tied with a rope; and hearing this, Cutler
+bit off a piece of tobacco, and told them they were quite right: a
+horse should never be tied by his bridle. For a savory moment the scout
+cuddled his secret, and turned it over like the tobacco lump under his
+tongue. Then he explained, and received serenely the amazement of Loomis
+and Kelley.
+
+“When you kids have travelled this Western country awhile you'll keep
+your cards locked,” said he. “He's going to let us win first. You'll
+see, he'll play a poor game with the pink deck. Then, if we don't call
+for fresh cards, why, he'll call for 'em himself. But, just for the fun
+of the thing, if any of us loses steady, why, we'll call. Then, when he
+gets hold of his strippers, watch out. When he makes his big play, and
+is stretchin' for to rake the counters in, you grab 'em, Joole; for by
+then I'll have my gun on him, and if he makes any trouble we'll feed him
+to the coyotes. I expect that must have been it, boys,” he continued, in
+a new tone, as they came within possible ear-shot of the half-breed in
+the cabin. “A coyote come around him where he was tied. The fool horse
+has seen enough of 'em to git used to 'em, you'd think, but he don't.
+There; that'll hold him. I guess he'll have to pull the world along with
+him if he starts to run again.”
+
+The lamp was placed on the window-shelf, and the four took seats, Cutler
+to the left of Toussaint, with Kelley opposite. The pink cards fell
+harmless, and for a while the game was a dull one to see. Holding a pair
+of kings, Cutler won a little from Toussaint, who remarked that luck
+must go with the money of Uncle Sam. After a few hands, the half-breed
+began to bet with ostentatious folly, and, losing to one man and
+another, was joked upon the falling off of his game. In an hour's time
+his blue chips had been twice reinforced, and twice melted from the neat
+often-counted pile in which he arranged them; moreover, he had lost a
+horse from his string down on Chug Water.
+
+“Lend me ten dollar,” he said to Cutler. “You rich man now.”
+
+In the next few deals Kelley became poor. “I'm sick of this luck,” said
+he.
+
+“Then change it, why don't you? Let's have a new deck.” And Loomis rose.
+
+“Joole, you always are for something new,” said Cutler. “Now I'm doing
+pretty well with these pink cards. But I'm no hog. Fetch on your fresh
+ones.”
+
+The eyes of the half-breed swerved to the yellow curtain. He was by
+a French trapper from Canada out of a Sioux squaw, one of Red Cloud's
+sisters, and his heart beat hot with the evil of two races, and none of
+their good. He was at this moment irrationally angry with the men who
+had won from him through his own devices, and malice undisguised shone
+in his lean flat face. At sight of the blue cards falling in the first
+deal, silence came over the company, and from the distant parade-ground
+the bugle sounded the melancholy strain of taps. Faint, far, solemn,
+melodious, the music travelled unhindered across the empty night.
+
+“Them men are being checked off in their bunks now,” said Cutler.
+
+“What you bet this game?” demanded Toussaint.
+
+“I've heard 'em play that same music over a soldier's grave,” said
+Kelley.
+
+“You goin' to bet?” Toussaint repeated.
+
+Cutler pushed forward the two necessary white chips. No one's hand was
+high, and Loomis made a slight winning. The deal went its round several
+times, and once, when it was Toussaint's, Cutler suspected that special
+cards had been thrown to him by the half-breed as an experiment. He
+therefore played the gull to a nicety, betting gently upon his three
+kings; but when he stepped out boldly and bet the limit, it was not
+Toussaint but Kelley who held the higher hand, winning with three aces.
+Why the coup should be held off longer puzzled the scout, unless it was
+that Toussaint was carefully testing the edges of his marked cards to
+see if he controlled them to a certainty. So Cutler played on calmly.
+Presently two aces came to him in Toussaint's deal, and he wondered how
+many more would be in his three-card draw. Very pretty! One only, and he
+lost to Loomis, who had drawn three, and held four kings. The hands
+were getting higher, they said. The game had “something to it now.” But
+Toussaint grumbled, for his luck was bad all this year, he said. Cutler
+had now made sure that the aces and kings went where the half-breed
+wished, and could be slid undetected from the top or the middle or the
+bottom of the pack; but he had no test yet how far down the scale the
+marking went. At Toussaint's next deal Cutler judged the time had come,
+and at the second round of betting he knew it. The three white men
+played their parts, raising each other without pause, and again there
+was total silence in the cabin. Every face bent to the table, watching
+the turn repeat its circle with obstinate increase, until new chips and
+more new chips had been brought to keep on with, and the heap in the
+middle had mounted high in the hundreds, while in front of Toussaint
+lay his knife and a match-box--pledges of two more horses which he had
+staked. He had drawn three cards, while the others took two, except
+Cutler, who had a pair of kings again, and drawing three, picked up two
+more. Kelley dropped out, remarking he had bet more than his hand was
+worth, which was true, and Loomis followed him. Their persistence had
+surprised Toussaint a little. He had not given every one suspicious
+hands: Cutler's four kings were enough. He bet once more, was raised by
+the scout, called, and threw down his four aces.
+
+“That beats me,” said Cutler, quietly, and his hand moved under his
+frock-coat, as the half-breed, eyeing the central pile of counters in
+triumph, closed his fingers over it. They were dashed off by Kelley, who
+looked expectantly across at Cutler, and seeing the scout's face wither
+into sudden old age, cried out, “For God's sake, Jarvis, where's your
+gun?” Kelley sprang for the yellow curtain, and reeled backward at the
+shot of Toussaint. His arm thrashed along the window-sill as he fell,
+sweeping over the lamp, and flaring channels of oil ran over his body
+and spread on the ground. But these could no longer hurt him. The
+half-breed had leaped outside the cabin, enraged that Cutler should have
+got out during the moment he had been dealing with Kelley. The scout was
+groping for his ivory-handled pistol off in the darkness. He found
+it, and hurried to the little window at a second shot he heard inside.
+Loomis, beating the rising flame away, had seized the pistol from the
+shelf, and aimlessly fired into the night at Toussaint. He fired again,
+running to the door from the scorching heat. Cutler got round the house
+to save him if he could, and saw the half-breed's weapon flash, and the
+body pitch out across the threshold. Toussaint, gaining his horse, shot
+three times and missed Cutler, whom he could not clearly see; and he
+heard the scout's bullets sing past him as his horse bore him rushing
+away.
+
+
+II
+
+Jarvis Cutler lifted the dead Loomis out of the cabin. He made a try
+for Kelley's body, but the room had become a cave of flame, and he was
+driven from the door. He wrung his hands, giving himself bitter blame
+aloud, as he covered Loomis with his saddle-blanket, and jumped bareback
+upon Duster to go to the post. He had not been riding a minute when
+several men met him. They had seen the fire from below, and on their way
+up the half-breed had passed them at a run.
+
+“Here's our point,” said Cutler. “Will he hide with the Sioux, or
+will he take to the railroad? Well, that's my business more than being
+wagon-master. I'll get a warrant. You tell Lieutenant Balwin--and
+somebody give me a fresh horse.”
+
+A short while later, as Cutler, with the warrant in his pocket, rode
+out of Fort Laramie, the call of the sentinels came across the night:
+“Number One. Twelve o'clock, and all's well.” A moment, and the refrain
+sounded more distant, given by Number Two. When the fourth took it up,
+far away along the line, the words were lost, leaving something like the
+faint echo of a song. The half-breed had crossed the Platte, as if he
+were making for his kindred tribe, but the scout did not believe in this
+too plain trail.
+
+“There's Chug Water lying right the other way from where he went, and
+I guess it's there Mr. Toussaint is aiming for.” With this idea Cutler
+swung from north to southwest along the Laramie. He went slowly over
+his shortcut, not to leave the widely circling Toussaint too much in his
+rear. The fugitive would keep himself carefully far on the other side of
+the Laramie, and very likely not cross it until the forks of Chug Water.
+Dawn had ceased to be gray, and the doves were cooing incessantly among
+the river thickets, when Cutler, reaching the forks, found a bottom
+where the sage-brush grew seven and eight feet high, and buried himself
+and his horse in its cover. Here was comfort; here both rivers could be
+safely watched. It seemed a good leisure-time for a little fire and some
+breakfast. He eased his horse of the saddle, sliced some bacon, and put
+a match to his pile of small sticks. As the flame caught, he stood up to
+enjoy the cool of a breeze that was passing through the stillness, and
+he suddenly stamped his fire out. The smell of another fire had come
+across Chug Water on the wind. It was incredible that Toussaint should
+be there already. There was no seeing from this bottom, and if Cutler
+walked up out of it the other man would see too. If it were Toussaint,
+he would not stay long in the vast exposed plain across Chug Water, but
+would go on after his meal. In twenty minutes it would be the thing
+to swim or wade the stream, and crawl up the mud bank to take a look.
+Meanwhile, Cutler dipped in water some old bread that he had and sucked
+it down, while the little breeze from opposite hook the cottonwood
+leaves and brought over the smell of cooking meat. The sun grew warmer,
+and the doves ceased. Cutler opened his big watch, and clapped it shut
+as the sound of mud heavily slopping into the other river reached
+him. He crawled to where he could look at the Laramie from among his
+sagebrush, and there was Toussaint leading his horse down to the water.
+The half-breed gave a shrill call, and waved his hat. His call was
+answered, and as he crossed the Laramie, three Sioux appeared, riding to
+the bank. They waited till he gained their level, when all four rode up
+the Chug Water, and went out of sight opposite the watching Cutler. The
+scout threw off some of his clothes, for the water was still high, and
+when he had crossed, and drawn himself to a level with the plain, there
+were the four squatted among the sage-brush beside a fire. They sat
+talking and eating for some time. One of them rose at last, pointed
+south, and mounting his horse, dwindled to a dot, blurred, and
+evaporated in the heated, trembling distance. Cutler at the edge of the
+bank still watched the other three, who sat on the ground. A faint shot
+came, and they rose at once, mounted, and vanished southward. There was
+no following them now in this exposed country, and Cutler, feeling sure
+that the signal had meant something about Toussaint's horses, made his
+fire, watered his own horse, and letting him drag a rope where the feed
+was green, ate his breakfast in ease. Toussaint would get a fresh mount,
+and proceed to the railroad. With the comfort of certainty and tobacco,
+the scout lolled by the river under the cottonwood, and even slept. In
+the cool of the afternoon he reached the cabin of an acquaintance twenty
+miles south, and changed his horse. A man had passed by, he was told.
+Looked as if bound for Cheyenne. “No,” Cutler said, “he's known there”;
+and he went on, watching Toussaint's tracks. Within ten miles they
+veered away from Cheyenne to the southeast, and Cutler struck out on a
+trail of his own more freely. By midnight he was on Lodge-Pole Creek,
+sleeping sound among the last trees that he would pass. He slept
+twelve hours, having gone to bed knowing he must not come into town
+by daylight. About nine o'clock he arrived, and went to the railroad
+station; there the operator knew him. The lowest haunt in the town had
+a tent south of the Union Pacific tracks; and Cutler, getting his irons,
+and a man from the saloon, went there, and stepped in, covering the room
+with his pistol. The fiddle stopped, the shrieking women scattered, and
+Toussaint, who had a glass in his hand, let it fly at Cutler's head, for
+he was drunk. There were two customers besides himself.
+
+“Nobody shall get hurt here,” said Cutler, above the bedlam that was
+now set up. “Only that man's wanted. The quieter I get him, the quieter
+it'll be for others.”
+
+Toussaint had dived for his pistol, but the proprietor of the
+dance-hall, scenting law, struck the half-breed with the butt of
+another, and he rolled over, and was harmless for some minutes. Then
+he got on his legs, and was led out of the entertainment, which resumed
+more gayly than ever. Feet shuffled, the fiddle whined, and truculent
+treble laughter sounded through the canvas walls as Toussaint walked
+between Cutler and the saloon-man to jail. He was duly indicted, and
+upon the scout's deposition committed to trial for the murder of Loomis
+and Kelley. Cutler, hoping still to be wagon-master, wrote to Lieutenant
+Balwin, hearing in reply that the reinforcements would not arrive for
+two months. The session of the court came in one, and Cutler was the
+Territory's only witness. He gave his name and age, and hesitated over
+his occupation.
+
+“Call it poker-dealer,” sneered Toussaint's attorney.
+
+“I would, but I'm such a fool one,” observed the witness. “Put me down
+as wagon-master to the military outfit that's going to White River.”
+
+“What is your residence?”
+
+“Well, I reside in the section that lies between the Missouri River and
+the Pacific Ocean.”
+
+“A pleasant neighborhood,” said the judge, who knew Cutler perfectly,
+and precisely how well he could deal poker hands.
+
+“It's not a pleasant neighborhood for some.” And Cutler looked at
+Toussaint.
+
+“You think you done with me?” Toussaint inquired, upon which silence was
+ordered in the court.
+
+Upon Cutler's testimony the half-breed was found guilty, and sentenced
+to be hanged in six weeks from that day. Hearing this, he looked at the
+witness. “I see you one day agin,” he said.
+
+The scout returned to Fort Laramie, and soon the expected troops
+arrived, and the expedition started for White River to join Captain
+Brent. The captain was stationed there to impress Red Cloud, and had
+written to headquarters that this chief did not seem impressed very
+deeply, and that the lives of the settlers were insecure. Reinforcements
+were accordingly sent to him. On the evening before these soldiers left
+Laramie, news came from the south. Toussaint had escaped from jail. The
+country was full of roving, dubious Indians, and with the authentic news
+went a rumor that the jailer had received various messages. These were
+to the effect that the Sioux nation did not desire Toussaint to be
+killed by the white man, that Toussaint's mother was the sister of Red
+Cloud, and that many friends of Toussaint often passed the jailer's
+house. Perhaps he did get such messages. They are not a nice sort to
+receive. However all this may have been, the prisoner was gone.
+
+
+III
+
+Fort Robinson, on the White River, is backed by yellow bluffs that break
+out of the foot-hills in turret and toadstool shapes, with stunt pines
+starving between their torrid bastions. In front of the fort the land
+slants away into the flat unfeatured desert, and in summer the sky is a
+blue-steel covet that each day shuts the sun and the earth and mankind
+into one box together, while it lifts at night to let in the cool of the
+stars. The White River, which is not wide, runs in a curve, and around
+this curve below the fort some distance was the agency, and beyond it
+a stockade, inside which in those days dwelt the settlers. All this was
+strung out on one side of the White River, outside of the curve; and at
+a point near the agency a foot-bridge of two cottonwood trunks crossed
+to the concave of the river's bend--a bottom of some extent, filled with
+growing cottonwoods, and the tepees of many Sioux families. Along the
+river and on the plain other tepees stood.
+
+One morning, after Lieutenant Balwin had become established at Fort
+Robinson, he was talking with his friend Lieutenant Powell, when Cutler
+knocked at the wire door. The wagon-master was a privileged character,
+and he sat down and commented irrelevantly upon the lieutenant's
+pictures, Indian curiosities, and other well-meant attempts to conceal
+the walk:
+
+“What's the trouble, Cutler?”
+
+“Don't know as there's any trouble.”
+
+“Come to your point, man; you're not a scout now.”
+
+“Toussaint's here.”
+
+“What! in camp?”
+
+“Hiding with the Sioux. Two Knives heard about it.” (Two Knives was a
+friendly Indian.) “He's laying for me,” Cutler added.
+
+“You've seen him?”
+
+“No. I want to quit my job and go after him.”
+
+“Nonsense!” said Powell.
+
+“You can't, Cutler,” said Balwin. “I can't spare you.”
+
+“You'll be having to fill my place, then, I guess.”
+
+“You mean to go without permission?” said Powell, sternly.
+
+“Lord, no! He'll shoot me. That's all.”
+
+The two lieutenants pondered.
+
+“And it's to-day,” continued Cutler, plaintively, “that he should be
+gettin' hanged in Cheyenne.”
+
+Still the lieutenants pondered, while the wagon-master inspected a
+photograph of Marie Rose as Marguerite.
+
+“I have it!” exclaimed Powell. “Let's kill him.”
+
+“How about the commanding officer?”
+
+“He'd back us--but we'll tell him afterwards. Cutler, can you find
+Toussaint?”
+
+“If I get the time.”
+
+“Very well, you're off duty till you do. Then report to me at once.”
+
+Just after guard-mounting two days later, Cutler came in without
+knocking. Toussaint was found. He was down on the river now, beyond the
+stockade. In ten minutes the wagon-master and the two lieutenants were
+rattling down to the agency in an ambulance, behind four tall blue
+government mules. These were handily driven by a seventeen-year-old boy
+whom Balwin had picked up, liking his sterling American ways. He had
+come West to be a cow-boy, but a chance of helping to impress Red Cloud
+had seemed still dearer to his heart. They drew up at the agency store,
+and all went in, leaving the boy nearly out of his mind with curiosity,
+and pretending to be absorbed with the reins. Presently they came out,
+Balwin with field-glasses.
+
+“Now,” said he, “where?”
+
+“You see the stockade, sir?”
+
+“Well?” said Powell, sticking his chin on Cutler's shoulder to look
+along his arm as he pouted. But the scout proposed to be deliberate.
+
+“Now the gate of the stockade is this way, ain't it?”
+
+“Well, well?”
+
+“You start there and follow the fence to the corner--the left corner,
+towards the river. Then you follow the side that's nearest the river
+down to the other corner. Now that corner is about a hundred yards from
+the bank. You take a bee-line to the bank and go down stream, maybe
+thirty yards. No; it'll be forty yards, I guess. There's a lone
+pine-tree right agin the edge.” The wagon-master stopped.
+
+“I see all that,” said Lieutenant Balwin, screwing the field-glasses.
+“There's a buck and a squaw lying under the tree.”
+
+“Naw, sir,” drawled Cutler, “that ain't no buck. That's him lying in his
+Injun blanket and chinnin' a squaw.”
+
+“Why, that man's an Indian, Cutler. I tell you I can see his braids.”
+
+“Oh, he's rigged up Injun fashion, fust rate, sir. But them braids of
+his ain't his'n. False hair.”
+
+The lieutenants passed each other the fieldglasses three times, and
+glared at the lone pine and the two figures in blankets. The boy on the
+ambulance was unable to pretend any longer, and leaned off his seat till
+he nearly fell.
+
+“Well,” said Balwin, “I never saw anything look more like a buck Sioux.
+Look at his paint. Take the glasses yourself, Cutler.”
+
+But Cutler refused. “He's like an Injun,” he said. “But that's just what
+he wants to be.” The scout's conviction bore down their doubt.
+
+They were persuaded. “You can't come with us, Cutler,” said Powell. “You
+must wait for us here.”
+
+“I know, sir; he'd spot us, sure. But it ain't right. I started this
+whole business with my poker scheme at that cabin, and I ought to stay
+with it clear through.”
+
+The officers went into the agency store and took down two rifles hanging
+at the entrance, always ready for use. “We're going to kill a man,” they
+explained, and the owner was entirely satisfied. They left the rueful
+Cutler inside, and proceeded to the gate of the stockade, turning there
+to the right, away from the river, and following the paling round the
+corner down to the farther right-hand corner. Looking from behind it,
+the lone pine-tree stood near, and plain against the sky. The striped
+figures lay still in their blankets, talking, with their faces to the
+river. Here and there across the stream the smoke-stained peak of a
+tepee showed among the green leaves.
+
+“Did you ever see a more genuine Indian?” inquired Baldwin.
+
+“We must let her rip now, anyhow,” said Powell, and they stepped out
+into the open. They walked towards the pine till it was a hundred yards
+from them, and the two beneath it lay talking all the while. Balwin
+covered the man with his rifle and called. The man turned his head, and
+seeing the rifle, sat up in his blanket. The squaw sat up also. Again
+the officer called, keeping his rifle steadily pointed, and the man
+dived like a frog over the bank. Like magic his blanket had left his
+limbs and painted body naked, except for the breech-clout. Balwin's
+tardy bullet threw earth over the squaw, who went flapping and
+screeching down the river. Balwin and Powell ran to the edge, which
+dropped six abrupt feet of clay to a trail, then shelved into the swift
+little stream. The red figure was making up the trail to the foot-bridge
+that led to the Indian houses, and both officers fired. The man
+continued his limber flight, and they jumped down and followed, firing.
+They heard a yell on the plain above, and an answer to it, and then
+confused yells above and below, gathering all the while. The figure ran
+on above the river trail below the bank, and their bullets whizzed after
+it.
+
+“Indian!” asserted Balwin, panting.
+
+“Ran away, though,” said Powell.
+
+“So'd you run. Think any Sioux'd stay when an army officer comes gunning
+for him?”
+
+“Shoot!” said Powell. “'S getting near bridge,” and they went on,
+running and firing. The yells all over the plain were thickening. The
+air seemed like a substance of solid flashing sound. The naked runner
+came round the river curve into view of the people at the agency store.
+
+“Where's a rifle?” said Cutler to the agent.
+
+“Officers got 'em,” the agent explained.
+
+“Well, I can't stand this,” said the scout, and away he went.
+
+“That man's crazy,” said the agent.
+
+“You bet he ain't!” remarked the ambulance boy.
+
+Cutler was much nearer to the bridge than was the man in the
+breech-clout, and reaching the bank, he took half a minute's keen
+pleasure in watching the race come up the trail. When the figure
+was within ten yards Cutler slowly drew an ivory-handled pistol. The
+lieutenants below saw the man leap to the middle of the bridge, sway
+suddenly with arms thrown up, and topple into White River. The current
+swept the body down, and as it came it alternately lifted and turned and
+sank as the stream played with it. Sometimes it struck submerged stumps
+or shallows, and bounded half out of water, then drew under with nothing
+but the back of the head in sight, turning round and round. The din of
+Indians increased, and from the tepees in the cottonwoods the red Sioux
+began to boil, swarming on the opposite bank, but uncertain what had
+happened. The man rolling in the water was close to the officers.
+
+“It's not our man,” said Balwin. “Did you or I hit him?”
+
+“We're gone, anyhow,” said Powell, quietly. “Look!”
+
+A dozen rifles were pointing at their heads on the bank above. The
+Indians still hesitated, for there was Two Knives telling them these
+officers were not enemies, and had hurt no Sioux. Suddenly Cutler pushed
+among the rifles, dashing up the nearest two with his arm, and their
+explosion rang in the ears of the lieutenants. Powell stood grinning at
+the general complication of matters that had passed beyond his control,
+and Balwin made a grab as the head of the man in the river washed by.
+The false braid came off in his hand!
+
+“Quick!” shouted Cutler from the bank. “Shove him up here!”
+
+Two Knives redoubled his harangue, and the Indians stood puzzled, while
+the lieutenants pulled Toussaint out, not dead, but shot through the
+hip. They dragged him over the clay and hoisted him, till Cutler caught
+hold and jerked him to the level, as a new noise of rattling descended
+on the crowd, and the four blue mules wheeled up and halted. The boy had
+done it himself. Massing the officers' need, he had pelted down among
+the Sioux, heedless of their yells, and keeping his gray eyes on his
+team. In got the three, pushing Toussaint in front, and scoured away for
+the post as the squaw arrived to shriek the truth to her tribe--what Red
+Cloud's relation had been the victim.
+
+Cutler sat smiling as the ambulance swung along. “I told you I belonged
+in this here affair,” he said. And when they reached the fort he was
+saying it still, occasionally.
+
+Captain Brent considered it neatly done. “But that boy put the finishing
+touches,” he said. “Let's have him in.”
+
+The boy was had in, and ate a dinner with the officers in glum
+embarrassment, smoking a cigar after it without joy. Toussaint was given
+into the doctor's hands, and his wounds carefully dressed.
+
+“This will probably cost an Indian outbreak,” said Captain Brent,
+looking down at the plain. Blanketed riders galloped over it, and
+yelling filled the air. But Toussaint was not destined to cause this
+further harm. An unexpected influence intervened.
+
+All afternoon the cries and galloping went on, and next morning (worse
+sign) there seemed to be no Indians in the world. The horizon was
+empty, the air was silent, the smoking tepees were vanished from the
+cottonwoods, and where those in the plain had been lay the lodge-poles,
+and the fires were circles of white, cold ashes. By noon an interpreter
+came from Red Cloud. Red Cloud would like to have Toussaint. If the
+white man was not willing, it should be war.
+
+Captain Brent told the story of Loomis and Kelley. “Say to Red Cloud,”
+ he ended, “that when a white man does such things among us, he is
+killed. Ask Red Cloud if Toussaint should live. If he thinks yes, let
+him come and take Toussaint.”
+
+The next day with ceremony and feathers of state, Red Cloud came,
+bringing his interpreter, and after listening until every word had been
+told him again, requested to see the half-breed. He was taken to the
+hospital. A sentry stood on post outside the tent, and inside lay
+Toussaint, with whom Cutler and the ambulance-boy were playing
+whiskey-poker. While the patient was waiting to be hanged, he might as
+well enjoy himself within reason. Such was Cutler's frontier philosophy.
+We should always do what we can for the sick. At sight of Red Cloud
+looming in the doorway, gorgeous and grim as Fate, the game was
+suspended. The Indian took no notice of the white men, and walked to the
+bed. Toussaint clutched at his relation's fringe, but Red Cloud looked
+at him. Then the mongrel strain of blood told, and the half-breed poured
+out a chattering appeal, while Red Cloud by the bedside waited till it
+had spent itself. Then he grunted, and left the room. He had not spoken,
+and his crest of long feathers as it turned the corner was the last
+vision of him that the card-players had.
+
+Red Cloud came back to the officers, and in their presence formally
+spoke to his interpreter, who delivered the message: “Red Cloud says
+Toussaint heap no good. No Injun, anyhow. He not want him. White man
+hunt pretty hard for him. Can keep him.”
+
+Thus was Toussaint twice sentenced. He improved under treatment, played
+many games of whiskey-poker, and was conveyed to Cheyenne and hanged.
+
+These things happened in the early seventies; but there are Sioux
+still living who remember the two lieutenants, and how they pulled the
+half-breed out of White River by his false hair. It makes them laugh to
+this day. Almost any Indian is full of talk when he chooses, and when he
+gets hold of a joke he never lets go.
+
+
+
+
+Sharon's Choice
+
+
+Under Providence, a man may achieve the making of many things--ships,
+books, fortunes, himself even, quite often enough to encourage
+others; but let him beware of creating a town. Towns mostly happen. No
+real-estate operator decided that Rome should be. Sharon was an intended
+town; a one man's piece of deliberate manufacture; his whim, his pet,
+his monument, his device for immortally continuing above ground. He
+planned its avenues, gave it his middle name, fed it with his railroad.
+But he had reckoned without the inhabitants (to say nothing of nature),
+and one day they displeased him. Whenever you wish, you can see Sharon
+and what it has come to as I saw it when, as a visitor without local
+prejudices, they asked me to serve with the telegraph-operator and the
+ticket-agent and the hotel-manager on the literary committee of
+judges at the school festival. There would be a stage, and flags,
+and elocution, and parents assembled, and afterwards ice-cream with
+strawberries from El Paso.
+
+“Have you ever awarded prizes for school speaking?” inquired the
+telegraph-operator, Stuart.
+
+“Yes,” I told him. “At Concord in New Hampshire.”
+
+“Ever have a chat afterwards with a mother whose girl did not get the
+prize?”
+
+“It was boys,” I replied. “And parents had no say in it.”
+
+“It's boys and girls in Sharon,” said he. “Parents have no say in it
+here, either. But that don't seem to occur to them at the moment. We'll
+all stick together, of course.”
+
+“I think I had best resign.” said I. “You would find me no hand at
+pacifying a mother.”
+
+“There are fathers also,” said Stuart. “But individual parents are small
+trouble compared with a big split in public opinion. We've missed that
+so far, though.”
+
+“Then why have judges? Why not a popular vote?” I inquired.
+
+“Don't go back on us,” said Stuart. “We are so few here. And you know
+education can't be democratic or where will good taste find itself?
+Eastman knows that much, at least.” And Stuart explained that Eastman
+was the head of the school and chairman of our committee. “He is from
+Massachusetts, and his taste is good, but he is total abstinence. Won't
+allow any literature with the least smell of a drink in it, not even
+in the singing-class. Would not have 'Here's a health to King Charles'
+inside the door. Narrowing, that; as many of the finest classics speak
+of wine freely. Eastman is useful, but a crank. Now take 'Lochinvar.'
+We are to have it on strawberry night; but say! Eastman kicked about it.
+Told the kid to speak something else. Kid came to me, and I--”
+
+A smile lurked for one instant in the corner of Stuart's eye, and
+disappeared again. Then he drew his arm through mine as we walked.
+
+“You have never seen anything in your days like Sharon,” said he. “You
+could not sit down by yourself and make such a thing up. Shakespeare
+might have, but he would have strained himself doing it. Well, Eastman
+says 'Lochinvar' will go in my expurgated version. Too bad Sir Walter
+cannot know. Ever read his Familiar Letters, Great grief! but he was a
+good man. Eastman stuck about that mention of wine. Remember?
+
+ 'So now am I come with this lost love of mine
+ To lead but one measure, drink one cup of wine.'
+
+'Well,' thought I, 'Eastman would agree to water. Water and daughter
+would go, but is frequently used, and spoils the meter.' So I fiddled
+with my pencil down in the telegraph office, and I fixed the thing up.
+How's this?
+
+ 'So now am I come with this beautiful maid
+ To lead but one measure, drink one lemonade.'
+
+Eastman accepts that. Says it's purer. Oh, it's not all sadness here!”
+
+“How did you come to be in Sharon?” I asked my exotic acquaintance.
+
+“Ah, how did I? How did all our crowd at the railroad? Somebody has got
+to sell tickets, somebody has got to run that hotel, and telegraphs have
+got to exist here. That's how we foreigners came. Many travellers change
+cars here, and one train usually misses the other, because the two
+companies do not love each other. You hear lots of language, especially
+in December. Eastern consumptives bound for southern California get left
+here, and drummers are also thick. Remarks range from 'How provoking!'
+to things I would not even say myself. So that big hotel and depot has
+to be kept running, and we fellows get a laugh now and then. Our lot is
+better than these people's.” He made a general gesture at Sharon.
+
+“I should have thought it was worse,” said I. “No, for we'll be
+transferred some day. These poor folks are shipwrecked. Though it is
+their own foolishness, all this.”
+
+Again my eye followed as he indicated the town with a sweep of his hand;
+and from the town I looked to the four quarters of heaven. I may have
+seen across into Old Mexico. No sign labels the boundary; the vacuum
+of continent goes on, you might think, to Patagonia. Symptoms of
+neighboring Mexico basked on the sand heaps along Sharon's spacious
+avenues--little torpid, indecent gnomes in sashes and open rags, with
+crowning-steeple straw hats, and murder dozing in their small black
+eyes. They might have crawled from holes in the sand, or hatched out
+of brown cracked pods on some weeds that trailed through the broken
+bottles, the old shoes, and the wire fences. Outside these ramparts
+began the vacuum, white, gray, indigo, florescent, where all the year
+the sun shines. Not the semblance of any tree dances in the heat; only
+rocks and lumps of higher sand waver and dissolve and reappear in the
+shaking crystal of mirage. Not the scar of any river-bed furrows the
+void. A river there is, flowing somewhere out of the shiny violet
+mountains to the north, but it dies subterraneously on its way to
+Sharon, misses the town, and emerges thirty miles south across the
+sunlight in a shallow, futile lake, a cienaga, called Las Palomas. Then
+it evaporates into the ceaseless blue sky.
+
+The water you get in Sharon is dragged by a herd of wind-wheels from
+the bowels of the sand. Over the town they turn and turn--Sharon's upper
+story--a filmy colony of slats. In some of the homes beneath them you
+may go up-stairs--in the American homes, not in the adobe Mexican
+caves of song, woman, and knives; and brick and stone edifices occur.
+Monuments of perished trade, these rise among their flatter neighbors
+cubical and stark; under-shirts, fire-arms, and groceries for sale
+in the ground-floor, blind dust-windows above. Most of the mansions,
+however, squat ephemerally upon the soil, no cellar to them, and no
+staircase, the total fragile box ready to bounce and caracole should the
+wind drive hard enough. Inside them, eating, mending, the newspaper, and
+more babies, eke out the twelvemonth; outside, the citizens loiter to
+their errands along the brief wide avenues of Sharon that empty into
+space. Men, women, and children move about in the town, sparse and
+casual, and over their heads in a white tribe the wind-wheels on their
+rudders veer to the breeze and indolently revolve above the gaping
+obsoleteness. Through the dumb town the locomotive bell tolls
+pervadingly when a train of freight or passengers trundles in from the
+horizon or out along the dwindling fence of telegraph poles. No matter
+where you are, you can hear it come and go, leaving Sharon behind, an
+airy carcass, bleached and ventilated, sitting on the sand, with the sun
+and the hot wind pouring through its bones.
+
+This town was the magnate's child, the thing that was to keep his memory
+green; and as I took it in on that first walk of discovery, Stuart told
+me its story: how the magnate had decreed the railroad shops should be
+here; how, at that, corner lots grew in a night; how horsemen galloped
+the streets, shooting for joy, and the hasty tents rose while the
+houses were hammered together; how they had song, dance, cards, whiskey,
+license, murder, marriage, opera--the whole usual thing--regular as the
+clock in our West, in Australia, in Africa, in every virgin corner
+of the world where the Anglo-Saxon rushes to spend his animal
+spirits--regular as the clock, and in Sharon's case about fifteen
+minutes long. For they became greedy, the corner-lot people. They ran
+up prices for land which the railroad, the breath of their nostrils,
+wanted. They grew ugly, forgetting they were dealing with a magnate, and
+that a railroad from ocean to ocean can take its shops somewhere else
+with appalling ease. Thus did the corner lots become sand again in a
+night. “And in the words of the poet,” concluded Stuart, “Sharon has an
+immense future behind it.”
+
+Our talk was changed by the sight of a lady leaning and calling over a
+fence.
+
+“Mrs. Jeffries,” said she. “Oh, Mrs. Jeffries!”
+
+“Well?” called a voice next door.
+
+“I want to send Leola and Arvasita into your yard.”
+
+“Well?” the voice repeated.
+
+“Our tool-house blew over into your yard last night. It's jammed behind
+your tank.”
+
+“Oh, indeed!”
+
+A window in the next house was opened, a head put out, and this
+occasioned my presentation to both ladies. They were Mrs. Mattern
+and Mrs. Jeffries, and they fell instantly into a stiff caution of
+deportment; but they speedily found I was not worth being cautious
+over. Stuart whispered to me that they were widows of high standing, and
+mothers of competing favorites for the elocution prize; and I hastened
+to court their esteem. Mrs. Mattern was in body more ample, standing
+high and yellow and fluffy; but Mrs. Jeffries was smooth and small, and
+behind her spectacles she had an eye.
+
+“You must not let us interrupt you, ladies,” said I, after some
+civilities. “Did I understand that something was to be carried
+somewhere?”
+
+“You did,” said Mrs. Jeffries (she had come out of her house); “and I am
+pleased to notice no damage has been done to our fence--this time.”
+
+“It would have been fixed right up at my expense, as always, Mrs.
+Jeffries,” retorted her neighbor, and started to keep abreast of Mrs.
+Jeffries as that lady walked and inspected the fence. Thus the two
+marched parallel along the frontier to the rear of their respective
+territories.
+
+“You'll not resign?” said Stuart to me. “It is 'yours till death,' ain't
+it?”
+
+I told him that it was.
+
+“About once a month I can expect this,” said Mrs. Jeffries, returning
+along her frontier.
+
+“Well, it's not the only case in Sharon, Mrs. Jeffries,” said Mrs.
+Mattern. “I'll remind you of them three coops when you kept poultry, and
+they got away across the railroad, along with the barber's shop.”
+
+“But cannot we help you get it out?” said I, with a zealous wish for
+peace.
+
+“You are very accommodating, sir,” said Mrs. Mattern.
+
+“One of the prize-awarding committee,” said Stuart. “An elegant judge of
+oratory. Has decided many contests at Concord, the home of Emerson.”
+
+“Concord, New Hampshire,” I corrected; but neither lady heard me.
+
+“How splendid for Leola!” cried Mrs. Mattern, instantly. “Leola! Oh,
+Leola! Come right out here!”
+
+Mrs. Jeffries has been more prompt. She was already in her house, and
+now came from it, bringing a pleasant-looking boy of sixteen, it
+might be. The youth grinned at me as he stood awkwardly, brought in
+shirtsleeves from the performance of some household work.
+
+“This is Guy,” said his mother. “Guy took the prize last year. Guy
+hopes--”
+
+“Shut up, mother,” said Guy, with entire sweetness. “I don't hope
+twice--”
+
+“Twice or a dozen times should raise no hard feelings if my son is
+Sharon's best speaker,” cried Mrs. Jeffries, and looked across the fence
+viciously.
+
+“Shut up, mother; I ain't,” said Guy.
+
+“He is a master of humor recitations,” his mother now said to me.
+“Perhaps you know, or perhaps you do not know, how high up that is
+reckoned.”
+
+“Why, mother, Leola can speak all around me. She can,” Guy added to me,
+nodding his head confidentially.
+
+I did not believe him, I think because I preferred his name to that of
+Leola.
+
+“Leola will study in Paris, France,” announced Mrs. Mattern, arriving
+with her child. “She has no advantages here. This is the gentleman,
+Leola.”
+
+But before I had more than noted a dark-eyed maiden who would not look
+at me, but stood in skirts too young for her figure, black stockings,
+and a dangle of hair that should have been up, her large parent had
+thrust into my hand a scrap-book.
+
+“Here is what the Santa Fe Observer says;” and when I would have read,
+she read aloud for me. “The next is the Los Angeles Christian Home. And
+here's what they wrote about her in El Paso: 'Her histrionic genius for
+one so young'--it commences below that picture. That's Leola.” I now
+recognized the black stockings and the hair. “Here's what a literary
+lady in Lordsburg thinks,” pursued Mrs. Mattern.
+
+“Never mind that,” murmured Leola.
+
+“I shall.” And the mother read the letter to me. “Leola has spoke in
+five cultured cities,” she went on. “Arvasita can depict how she was
+encored at Albuquerque last Easter-Monday.”
+
+“Yes, sir, three recalls,” said Arvasita, arriving at our group by the
+fence. An elder sister, she was, evidently. “Are you acquainted with
+'Camill'?” she asked me, with a trifle of sternness; and upon my
+hesitating, “the celebrated French drayma of 'Camill',” she repeated,
+with a trifle more of sternness. “Camill is the lady in it who dies of
+consumption. Leola recites the letter-and-coughing scene, Act Third. Mr.
+Patterson of Coloraydo Springs pronounces it superior to Modjeska.”
+
+“That is Leola again,” said Mrs. Mattern, showing me another newspaper
+cut--hair, stockings, and a candle this time.
+
+“Sleep-walking scene, 'Macbeth,'” said Arvasita. “Leola's great night
+at the church fair and bazar, El Paso, in Shakespeare's acknowledged
+masterpiece. Leola's repetwar likewise includes 'Catherine the Queen
+before her Judges,' 'Quality of Mercy is not Strained,' 'Death of Little
+Nell,' 'Death of Paul Dombey,' 'Death of the Old Year,' 'Burial of Sir
+John Moore,' and other standard gems suitable for ladies.”
+
+“Leola,” said her mother, “recite 'When the British Warrior Queen' to
+the gentleman.”
+
+“No, momma, please not,” said Leola, and her voice made me look at her;
+something of appeal sounded in it.
+
+“Leola is that young you must excuse her,” said her mother--and I
+thought the girl winced.
+
+“Come away, Guy,” suddenly snapped little Mrs. Jeffries. “We are wasting
+the gentleman's time. You are no infant prodigy, and we have no pictures
+of your calves to show him in the papers.”
+
+“Why, mother!” cried the boy, and he gave a brotherly look to Leola.
+
+But the girl, scarlet and upset, now ran inside the house.
+
+“As for wasting time, madam,” said I, with indignation, “you are wasting
+yours in attempting to prejudice the judges.”
+
+“There!” said Guy.
+
+“And, Mrs. Mattern,” continued, “if I may say so without offense,
+the age (real or imaginary) of the speakers may make a difference in
+Albuquerque, but with our committee not the slightest.”
+
+“Thank you, I'm sure,” said Mrs. Mattern, bridling.
+
+“Eastern ideas are ever welcome in Sharon,” said Mrs. Jeffries.
+“Good-morning.” And she removed Guy and herself into her house, while
+Mrs. Mattern and Arvasita, stiffly ignoring me, passed into their own
+door.
+
+“Come have a drink,” said Stuart to me. “I am glad you said it. Old
+Mother Mattern will let down those prodigy skirts. The poor girl has
+been ashamed of them these two years, but momma has bulldozed her into
+staying young for stage effect. The girl's not conceited, for a wonder,
+and she speaks well. It is even betting which of the two widows you have
+made the maddest.”
+
+Close by the saloon we were impeded by a rush of small boys. They ran
+before and behind us suddenly from barrels and unforeseen places, and
+wedging and bumping between us, they shouted: “Chicken-legs! Ah, look at
+the chicken-legs!”
+
+For a sensitive moment I feared they were speaking of me; but the
+folding slat-doors of the saloon burst open outward, and a giant
+barkeeper came among the boys and caught and shook them to silence.
+
+“You want to behave,” was his single remark; and they dispersed like a
+Sunday-school.
+
+I did not see why they should thus describe him. He stood and nodded to
+us, and jerked big thumb towards the departing flock. “Funny how a boy
+will never think,” said he, with amiability. “But they'll grow up to be
+about as good as the rest of us, I guess. Don't you let them monkey with
+you, Josey!” he called.
+
+“Naw, I won't,” said a voice. I turned and saw, by a barrel, a youth in
+knee-breeches glowering down the street at his routed enemies. He
+was possibly eight, and one hand was bound in a grimy rag. This was
+Chickenlegs.
+
+“Did they harm you, Josey?” asked the giant.
+
+“Naw, they didn't.”
+
+“Not troubled your hand any?”
+
+“Naw, they didn't.”
+
+“Well, don't you let them touch you. We'll see you through.” And as
+we followed him in towards our drink through his folding slat-doors he
+continued discoursing to me, the newcomer. “I am against interfering
+with kids. I like to leave 'em fight and fool just as much as they see
+fit. Now them boys ain't malicious, but they're young, you see, they're
+young, and misfortune don't appeal to them. Josey lost his father last
+spring, and his mother died last month. Last week he played with a
+freight car and left two of his fingers with it. Now you might think
+that was enough hardship.”
+
+“Indeed yes,” I answered.
+
+“But the little stake he inherited was gambled away by his stinking old
+aunt.”
+
+“Well!” I cried.
+
+“So we're seeing him through.”
+
+“You bet,” said a citizen in boots and pistol, who was playing
+billiards.
+
+“This town is not going to permit any man to fool with Josey,” stated
+his opponent in the game.
+
+“Or women either,” added a lounger by the bar, shaggy-bearded and also
+with a pistol.
+
+“Mr. Abe Hanson,” said the barkeeper, presenting me to him. “Josey's
+father's partner. He's took the boy from the aunt and is going to see
+him through.”
+
+“How 'r' ye?” said Mr. Hanson, hoarsely, and without enthusiasm.
+
+“A member of the prize-awarding committee,” explained Stuart, and waved
+a hand at me.
+
+They all brightened up and came round me.
+
+“Heard my boy speak?” inquired one. “Reub Gadsden's his name.”
+
+I told him I had heard no speaker thus far; and I mentioned Leola and
+Guy.
+
+“Hope the boy'll give us 'The Jumping Frog' again,” said one. “I near
+bust.”
+
+“What's the heifer speakin' this trip?” another inquired.
+
+“Huh! Her!” said a third.
+
+“You'll talk different, maybe, this time,” retorted the other.
+
+“Not agin 'The Jumping Frog,' he won't,” the first insisted. “I near
+bust,” he repeated.
+
+“I'd like for you to know my boy Reub,” said Mr. Gadsden to me,
+insinuatingly.
+
+“Quit fixing' the judge, Al,” said Leola's backer. “Reub forgets his
+words, an' says 'em over, an' balks, an' mires down, an' backs out, an
+starts fresh, en' it's confusin' to foller him.”
+
+“I'm glad to see you take so much interest, gentlemen,” said I.
+
+“Yes, we're apt to see it through,” said the barkeeper. And Stuart and I
+bade them a good-morning.
+
+As we neared the school-master's house, where Stuart was next taking me,
+we came again upon the boys with Josey, and no barkeeper at hand to “see
+him through.” But Josey made it needless. At the word “Chicken-legs” he
+flew in a limber manner upon the nearest, and knocking him immediately
+flat, turned with spirit upon a second and kicked him. At this they set
+up a screeching and fell all together, and the school-master came out of
+his door.
+
+“Boys, boys!” said he. “And the Sabbath too!”
+
+As this did not immediately affect them, Mr. Eastman made a charge, and
+they fled from him then. A long stocking of Josey's was torn, and hung
+in two streamers round his ankles; and his dangling shoe-laces were
+trodden to fringe.
+
+“If you want your hand to get well for strawberry night--” began Mr.
+Eastman.
+
+“Ah, bother strawberry night!” said Josey, and hopped at one of his
+playmates. But Mr. Eastman caught him skilfully by the collar.
+
+“I am glad his misfortunes have not crushed him altogether,” said I.
+
+“Josey Yeatts is an anxious case, sir,” returned the teacher. “Several
+influences threaten his welfare. Yesterday I found tobacco on him.
+Chewing, sir.”
+
+“Just you hurt me,” said Josey, “and I'll tell Abe.”
+
+“Abe!” exclaimed Mr. Eastman, lifting his brow. “He means a man old
+enough to be his father, sir. I endeavor to instill him with some few
+notions of respect, but the town spoils him. Indulges him completely, I
+may say. And when Sharon's sympathies are stirred sir, it will espouse a
+cause very warmly--Give me that!” broke off the schoolmaster, and there
+followed a brief wrestle. “Chewing again to-day, sir,” he added to me.
+
+“Abe lemme have it,” shrieked Josey. “Lemme go, or he'll come over and
+fix you.”
+
+But the calm, chilly Eastman had ground the tobacco under his heel. “You
+can understand how my hands are tied,” he said to me.
+
+“Readily,” I answered.
+
+“The men give Josey his way in everything. He has a--I may say an
+unworthy aunt.”
+
+“Yes,” said I. “So I have gathered.”
+
+At this point Josey ducked and slid free, and the united flock vanished
+with jeers at us. Josey forgot they had insulted him, they forgot he had
+beaten them; against a common enemy was their friendship cemented.
+
+“You spoke of Sharon's warm way of espousing causes,” said I to Eastman.
+
+“I did, sir. No one could live here long without noticing it.”
+
+“Sharon is a quiet town, but sudden,” remarked Stuart. “Apt to be
+sudden. They're beginning about strawberry night,” he said to Eastman.
+“Wanted to know about things down in the saloon.”
+
+“How does their taste in elocution chiefly lie?” I inquired.
+
+Eastman smiled. He was young, totally bald, the moral dome of his skull
+rising white above visionary eyes and a serious auburn beard. He
+was clothed in a bleak, smooth slate-gray suit, and at any climax of
+emphasis he lifted slightly upon his toes and relaxed again, shutting
+his lips tight on the finished sentence. “Your question,” said he, “has
+often perplexed me. Sometimes they seem to prefer verse; sometimes prose
+stirs them greatly. We shall have a liberal crop of both this year. I am
+proud to tell you I have augmented our number of strawberry speakers by
+nearly fifty per cent.”
+
+“How many will there be?” said I.
+
+“Eleven. You might wish some could be excused. But I let them speak to
+stimulate their interest in culture. Will you not take dinner with me,
+gentlemen? I was just sitting down when little Josey Yeatts brought me
+out.”
+
+We were glad to do this, and he opened another can of corned beef for
+us. “I cannot offer you wine, sir,” said he to me, “though I am aware it
+is a general habit in luxurious homes.” And he tightened his lips.
+
+“General habit wherever they don't prefer whiskey,” said Stuart.
+
+“I fear so,” the school-master replied, smiling. “That poison shall
+never enter my house, gentlemen, any more than tobacco. And as I cannot
+reform the adults of Sharon, I am doing what I can for their children.
+Little Hugh Straight is going to say his 'Lochinvar' very pleasingly,
+Mr. Stuart. I went over it with him last night. I like them to be word
+perfect,” he continued to me, “as failures on exhibition night elicit
+unfavorable comment.”
+
+“And are we to expect failures also?” I inquired.
+
+“Reuben Gadsden is likely to mortify us. He is an earnest boy, but
+nervous; and one or two others. But I have limited their length. Reuben
+Gadsden's father declined to have his boy cut short, and he will give
+us a speech of Burke's; but I hope for the best. It narrows down, it
+narrows down. Guy Jeffries and Leola Mattern are the two.”
+
+“The parents seem to take keen interest,” said I.
+
+Mr. Eastman smiled at Stuart. “We have no reason to suppose they have
+changed since last year,” said he. “Why, sir,” he suddenly exclaimed,
+“if I did not feel I was doing something for the young generation
+here, I should leave Sharon to-morrow! One is not appreciated, not
+appreciated.”
+
+He spoke fervently of various local enterprises, his failures, his
+hopes, his achievements; and I left his house honoring him, but
+amazed--his heart was so wide and his head so narrow; a man who would
+purify with simultaneous austerity the morals of Lochinvar and of
+Sharon.
+
+“About once a month,” said Stuart, “I run against a new side he is blind
+on. Take his puzzlement as to whether they prefer verse or prose. Queer
+and dumb of him that, you see. Sharon does not know the difference
+between verse and prose.”
+
+“That's going too far,” said I.
+
+“They don't,” he repeated, “when it comes to strawberry night. If the
+piece is about something they understand, rhymes do not help or hinder.
+And of course sex is apt to settle the question.”
+
+“Then I should have thought Leola--” I began.
+
+“Not the sex of the speaker. It's the listeners. Now you take women.
+Women generally prefer something that will give them a good cry. We men
+want to laugh mostly.”
+
+“Yes,” said I; “I would rather laugh myself, I think.”
+
+“You'd know you'd rather if you had to live in Sharon. The laugh is one
+of the big differences between women and men, and I would give you my
+views about it, only my Sunday-off time is up, and I've got to go to
+telegraphing.”
+
+“Our ways are together,” said I. “I'm going back to the railroad hotel.”
+
+“There's Guy,” continued Stuart. “He took the prize on 'The Jumping
+Frog.' Spoke better than Leola, anyhow. She spoke 'The Wreck of
+the Hesperus.' But Guy had the back benches--that's where the men
+sit--pretty well useless. Guess if there had been a fire, some of
+the fellows would have been scorched before they'd have got strength
+sufficient to run out. But the ladies did not laugh much. Said they saw
+nothing much in jumping a frog. And if Leola had made 'em cry good and
+hard that night, the committee's decision would have kicked up more of a
+fuss than it did. As it was, Mrs. Mattern got me alone; but I worked us
+around to where Mrs. Jeffries was having her ice-cream, and I left them
+to argue it out.”
+
+“Let us adhere to that policy,” I said to Stuart; and he replied
+nothing, but into the corner of his eye wandered that lurking smile
+which revealed that life brought him compensations.
+
+He went to telegraphing, and I to revery concerning strawberry night.
+I found myself wishing now that there could have been two prizes; I
+desired both Leola and Guy to be happy; and presently I found the matter
+would be very close, so far at least as my judgment went. For boy and
+girl both brought me their selections, begging I would coach them, and
+this I had plenty of leisure to do. I preferred Guy's choice--the story
+of that blue-jay who dropped nuts through the hole in a roof, expecting
+to fill it, and his friends came to look on and discovered the hole went
+into the entire house. It is better even than “The Jumping Frog”--better
+than anything, I think--and young Guy told it well. But Leola brought a
+potent rival on the tearful side of things. “The Death of Paul Dombey”
+ is plated pathos, not wholly sterling; but Sharon could not know this;
+and while Leola most prettily recited it to me I would lose my recent
+opinion in favor of Guy, and acknowledge the value of her performance.
+Guy might have the men strong for him, but this time the women were
+going to cry. I got also a certain other sort of entertainment out of
+the competing mothers. Mrs. Jeffries and Mrs. Mattern had a way of being
+in the hotel office at hours when I passed through to meals. They never
+came together, and always were taken by surprise at meeting me.
+
+“Leola is ever so grateful to you,” Mrs. Mattern would say.
+
+“Oh,” I would answer, “do not speak of it. Have you ever heard Guy's
+'Blue-Jay' story?”
+
+“Well, if it's anything like that frog business, I don't want to.” And
+the lady would leave me.
+
+“Guy tells me you are helping him so kindly,” said Mrs. Jeffries.
+
+“Oh yes, I'm severe,”' I answered, brightly. “I let nothing pass. I only
+wish I was as careful with Leola. But as soon as she begins 'Paul had
+never risen from his little bed,' I just lose myself listening to her.”
+
+On the whole, there were also compensations for me in these mothers, and
+I thought it as well to secure them in advance.
+
+When the train arrived from El Paso, and I saw our strawberries and our
+ice-cream taken out, I felt the hour to be at hand, and that whatever
+our decision, no bias could be laid to me. According to his prudent
+habit, Eastman had the speakers follow each other alphabetically. This
+happened to place Leola after Guy, and perhaps might give her the last
+word, as it were, with the people; but our committee was there, and
+superior to such accidents. The flags and the bunting hung gay around
+the draped stage. While the audience rustled or resoundingly trod to
+its chairs, and seated neighbors conferred solemnly together over the
+programme, Stuart, behind the bunting, played “Silver Threads among the
+Gold” upon a melodeon.
+
+“Pretty good this,” he said to me, pumping his feet.
+
+“What?” I said.
+
+“Tune. Sharon is for free silver.”
+
+“Do you think they will catch your allusion?” I asked him.
+
+“No. But I have a way of enjoying a thing by myself.” And he pumped
+away, playing with tasteful variations until the hall was full and the
+singing-class assembled in gloves and ribbons.
+
+They opened the ceremonies for us by rendering “Sweet and Low” very
+happily; and I trusted it was an omen.
+
+Sharon was hearty, and we had “Sweet and Low” twice. Then the speaking
+began, and the speakers were welcomed, coming and going, with mild and
+friendly demonstrations. Nothing that one would especially mark went
+wrong until Reuben Gadsden. He strode to the middle of the boards, and
+they creaked beneath his tread. He stood a moment in large glittering
+boots and with hair flat and prominently watered. As he straightened
+from his bow his suspender-buttons came into view, and remained so for
+some singular internal reason, while he sent his right hand down into
+the nearest pocket and began his oratory.
+
+“It is sixteen or seventeen years since I saw the Queen of France,” he
+said, impressively, and stopped.
+
+We waited, and presently he resumed:
+
+“It is sixteen or seventeen years since I saw the Queen of France.” He
+took the right hand out and put the left hand in.
+
+“It is sixteen or seventeen years,” said he, and stared frowning at his
+boots.
+
+I found the silence was getting on my nerves. I felt as if it were
+myself who was drifting to idiocy, and tremulous empty sensations began
+to occur in my stomach. Had I been able to recall the next sentence, I
+should have prompted him.
+
+“It is sixteen or seventeen years since I saw the Queen of France,” said
+the orator, rapidly.
+
+And down deep back among the men came a voice, “Well, I guess it must
+be, Reub.”
+
+This snapped the tension. I saw Reuben's boots march away; Mr. Eastman
+came from behind the bunting and spoke (I suppose) words of protest. I
+could not hear them, but in a minute, or perhaps two, we grew calm, and
+the speaking continued.
+
+There was no question what they thought of Guy and Leola. He conquered
+the back of the room. They called his name, they blessed him with
+endearing audible oaths, and even the ladies smiled at his pleasant,
+honest face--the ladies, except Mrs. Mattern. She sat near Mrs.
+Jeffries, and throughout Guy's “Blue-Jay” fanned herself, exhibiting a
+well-sustained inattention. She might have foreseen that Mrs. Jeffries
+would have her turn. When the “Death of Paul Dombey” came, and
+handkerchiefs began to twinkle out among the audience, and various
+noises of grief were rising around us, and the men themselves murmured
+in sympathy, Mrs. Jeffries not only preserved a suppressed-hilarity
+countenance, but managed to cough twice with a cough that visibly bit
+into Mrs. Mattern's soul.
+
+But Leola's appealing cadences moved me also. When Paul was dead,
+she made her pretty little bow, and we sat spellbound, then gave her
+applause surpassing Guy's. Unexpectedly I found embarrassment of choice
+dazing me, and I sat without attending to the later speakers. Was not
+successful humor more difficult than pathos? Were not tears more cheaply
+raised than laughter? Yet, on the other hand, Guy had one prize, and
+where merit was so even--I sat, I say, forgetful of the rest of the
+speakers, when suddenly I was aware of louder shouts of welcome, and I
+awaked to Josey Yeatts bowing at us.
+
+“Spit it out, Josey!” a large encouraging voice was crying in the back
+of the hall. “We'll see you through.”
+
+“Don't be scared, Josey!” yelled another.
+
+Then Josey opened his mouth and rhythmically rattled the following:
+
+“I love little pussy her coat is so warm And if I don't hurt her she'll
+do me no harm I'll sit by the fi-yer and give her some food And pussy
+will love me because I am good.”
+
+That was all. It had come without falter or pause, even for breath.
+Josey stood, and the room rose to him.
+
+“Again! again!” they roared. “He ain't a bit scared!” “Go it, Josey!”
+ “You don't forgit yer piece!” And a great deal more, while they pounded
+with their boots.
+
+“I love little pussy,” began Josey.
+
+“Poor darling!” said a lady next me. “No mother.”
+
+“I'll sit by the fi-yer.”
+
+Josey was continuing. But nobody heard him finish. The room was a Babel.
+
+“Look at his little hand!” “Only three fingers inside them rags!”
+ “Nobody to mend his clothes any more.” They all talked to each other,
+and clapped and cheered, while Josey stood, one leg slightly advanced
+and proudly stiff, somewhat after the manner of those military
+engravings where some general is seen erect upon an eminence at the
+moment of victory.
+
+Mr. Eastman again appeared from the bunting, and was telling us, I have
+no doubt, something of importance; but the giant barkeeper now shouted
+above the din, “Who says Josey Yeatts ain't the speaker for this night?”
+
+At that striking of the common chord I saw them heave, promiscuous and
+unanimous, up the steps to the stage. Josey was set upon Abe Hanson's
+shoulder, while ladies wept around him. What the literary committee
+might have done I do not know, for we had not the time even to resign.
+Guy and Leola now appeared, bearing the prize between them--a picture of
+Washington handing the Bible out of clouds to Abraham Lincoln--and very
+immediately I found myself part of a procession. Men and women we were,
+marching about Sharon. The barkeeper led; four of Sharon's fathers
+followed him, escorting Josey borne aloft on Abe Hanson's shoulder,
+and rigid and military in his bearing. Leola and Guy followed with the
+picture; Stuart walked with me, whistling melodies of the war--Dixie
+and others. Eastman was not with us. When the ladies found themselves
+conducted to the saloon, they discreetly withdrew back to the
+entertainment we had broken out from. Josey saw them go, and shrilly
+spoke his first word:
+
+“Ain't I going to have any ice-cream?”
+
+This presently caused us to return to the ladies, and we finished the
+evening with entire unity of sentiment. Eastman alone took the incident
+to heart; inquired how he was to accomplish anything with hands tied,
+and murmured his constant burden once more: “One is not appreciated, not
+appreciated.”
+
+I do not stop over in Sharon any more. My ranch friend, whose presence
+there brought me to visit him, is gone away. But such was my virgin
+experience of the place; and in later days fate led me to be concerned
+with two more local competitions--one military and one civil--which
+greatly stirred the population. So that I never pass Sharon on my long
+travels without affectionately surveying the sandy, quivering, bleached
+town, unshaded by its twinkling forest of wind-wheels. Surely the heart
+always remembers a spot where it has been merry! And one thing I should
+like to know--shall know, perhaps: what sort of citizen in our republic
+Josey will grow to be. For whom will he vote? May he not himself come to
+sit in Washington and make laws for us? Universal suffrage holds so many
+possibilities.
+
+
+
+
+Napoleon Shave-Tail
+
+
+Augustus Albumblatt, young and new and sleek with the latest
+book-knowledge of war, reported to his first troop commander at Fort
+Brown. The ladies had watched for him, because he would increase the
+number of men, the officers because he would lessen the number of
+duties; and he joined at a crisis favorable to becoming speedily known
+by them all. Upon that same day had household servants become an
+extinct race. The last one, the commanding officer's cook, had told the
+commanding officer's wife that she was used to living where she could
+see the cars. She added that there was no society here “fit for man or
+baste at all.” This opinion was formed on the preceding afternoon when
+Casey, a sergeant of roguish attractions in G troop, had told her that
+he was not a marrying man. Three hours later she wedded a gambler,
+and this morning at six they had taken the stage for Green River, two
+hundred miles south, the nearest point where the bride could see the
+cars.
+
+“Frank,” said the commanding officer's wife, “send over to H troop for
+York.”
+
+“Catherine,” he answered, “my dear, our statesmen at Washington say
+it's wicked to hire the free American soldier to cook for you. It's too
+menial for his manhood.”
+
+“Frank, stuff!”
+
+“Hush, my love. Therefore York must be spared the insult of twenty
+more dollars a month, our statesmen must be re-elected, and you and I,
+Catherine, being cookless, must join the general mess.”
+
+Thus did all separate housekeeping end, and the garrison began unitedly
+to eat three times a day what a Chinaman set before them, when the
+long-expected Albumblatt stepped into their midst, just in time for
+supper.
+
+This youth was spic-and-span from the Military Academy, with a
+top-dressing of three months' thoughtful travel in Germany. “I was
+deeply impressed with the modernity of their scientific attitude,” he
+pleasantly remarked to the commanding officer. For Captain Duane, silent
+usually, talked at this first meal to make the boy welcome in this
+forlorn two-company post.
+
+“We're cut off from all that sort of thing here,” said he. “I've not
+been east of the Missouri since '69. But we've got the railroad across,
+and we've killed some Indians, and we've had some fun, and we're glad
+we're alive--eh, Mrs. Starr?”
+
+“I should think so,” said the lady.
+
+“Especially now we've got a bachelor at the post!” said Mrs. Bainbridge.
+“That has been the one drawback, Mr. Albumblatt.”
+
+“I thank you for the compliment,” said Augustus, bending solemnly from
+his hips; and Mrs. Starr looked at him and then at Mrs. Bainbridge.
+
+“We're not over-gay, I fear,” the Captain continued; “but the flat's
+full of antelope, and there's good shooting up both canyons.”
+
+“Have you followed the recent target experiments at Metz?” inquired
+the traveller. “I refer to the flattened trajectory and the obus
+controversy.”
+
+“We have not heard the reports,” answered the commandant, with becoming
+gravity. “But we own a mountain howitzer.”
+
+“The modernity of German ordnance--” began Augustus.
+
+“Do you dance, Mr. Albumblatt?” asked Mrs. Starr.
+
+“For we'll have a hop and all be your partners,” Mrs. Bainbridge
+exclaimed.
+
+“I will be pleased to accommodate you, ladies.”
+
+“It's anything for variety's sake with us, you see,” said Mrs. Starr,
+smoothly smiling; and once again Augustus bent blandly from his hips.
+
+But the commanding officer wished leniency. “You see us all,” he
+hastened to say. “Commissioned officers and dancing-men. Pretty
+shabby--”
+
+“Oh, Captain!” said a lady.
+
+“And pretty old.”
+
+“Captain!” said another lady.
+
+“But alive and kicking. Captain Starr, Mr. Bainbridge, the Doctor and
+me. We are seven.”
+
+Augustus looked accurately about him. “Do I understand seven, Captain?”
+
+“We are seven,” the senior officer repeated.
+
+Again Mr. Albumblatt counted heads. “I imagine you include the ladies,
+Captain? Ha! ha!”
+
+“Seven commissioned males, sir. Our Major is on sick-leave, and two of
+our Lieutenants are related to the President's wife. She can't bear them
+to be exposed. None of us in the church-yard lie--but we are seven.”
+
+“Ha! ha, Captain! That's an elegant double entendre on Wordsworth's
+poem and the War Department. Only, if I may correct your addition--ha!
+ha!--our total, including myself, is eight.” And Augustus grew as
+hilarious as a wooden nutmeg.
+
+The commanding officer rolled an intimate eye at his wife.
+
+The lady was sitting big with rage, but her words were cordial still:
+“Indeed, Mr. Albumblatt, the way officers who have influence in
+Washington shirk duty here and get details East is something I
+can't laugh about. At one time the Captain was his own adjutant and
+quartermaster. There are more officers at this table to-night than
+I've seen in three years. So we are doubly glad to welcome you at Fort
+Brown.”
+
+“I am fortunate to be on duty where my services are so required, though
+I could object to calling it Fort Brown.” And Augustus exhaled a new
+smile.
+
+“Prefer Smith?” said Captain Starr.
+
+“You misunderstand me. When we say Fort Brown. Fort Russell, Fort Et
+Cetera, we are inexact. They are not fortified.”
+
+“Cantonment Et Cetera would be a trifle lengthy, wouldn't it?” put in
+the Doctor, his endurance on the wane.
+
+“Perhaps; but technically descriptive of our Western posts. The Germans
+criticise these military laxities.”
+
+Captain Duane now ceased talking, but urbanely listened; and from time
+to time his eye would scan Augustus, and then a certain sublimated
+laugh, to his wife well known; would seize him for a single voiceless
+spasm, and pass. The experienced Albumblatt meanwhile continued,
+“By-the-way, Doctor, you know the Charite, of course?”
+
+Doctor Guild had visited that great hospital, but being now a goaded man
+he stuck his nose in his plate, and said, unwisely: “Sharrity? What's
+that?” For then Augustus told him what and where it was, and that
+Krankenhaus is German for hospital, and that he had been deeply
+impressed with the modernity of the ventilation. “Thirty-five cubic
+metres to a bed in new wards,” he stated. “How many do you allow,
+Doctor?”
+
+“None,” answered the surgeon.
+
+“Do I understand none, Doctor?”
+
+“You do, sir. My patients breathe in cubic feet, and swallow their doses
+in grains, and have their inflation measured in inches.”
+
+“Now there again!” exclaimed Augustus, cheerily. “More antiquity to be
+swept away! And people say we young officers have no work cut out for
+us!”
+
+“Patients don't die then under the metric system?” said the Doctor.
+
+“No wonder Europe's overcrowded,” said Starr.
+
+But the student's mind inhabited heights above such trifling. “Death,”
+ he said, “occurs in ratios not differentiated from our statistics.” And
+he told them much more while they booked at him over their plates. He
+managed to say 'modernity' and 'differentiate' again, for he came from
+our middle West, where they encounter education too suddenly, and it
+would take three generations of him to speak clean English. But with
+all his polysyllabic wallowing, he showed himself keen-minded, pat with
+authorities, a spruce young graduate among these dingy Rocky Mountain
+campaigners. They had fought and thirsted and frozen; the books that he
+knew were not written when they went to school; and so far as war is to
+be mastered on paper, his equipment was full and polished while theirs
+was meagre and rusty.
+
+And yet, if you know things that other and older men do not, it is as
+well not to mention them too hastily. These soldiers wished that they
+could have been taught what he knew; but they watched young Augustus
+unfolding himself with a gaze that might have seemed chill to a less
+highly abstract thinker. He, however, rose from the table pleasantly
+edified by himself, and hopeful for them. And as he left them,
+“Good-night, ladies and gentlemen,” he said; “we shall meet again.”
+
+“Oh yes,” said the Doctor. “Again and again.”
+
+“He's given me indigestion,” said Bainbridge.
+
+“Take some metric system,” said Starr.
+
+“And lie flat on your trajectory,” said the Doctor.
+
+“I hate hair parted in the middle for a man,” said Mrs. Guild.
+
+“And his superior eye-glasses,” said Mrs. Bainbridge.
+
+“His staring conceited teeth,” hissed Mrs. Starr.
+
+“I don't like children slopping their knowledge all over me,” said the
+Doctor's wife.
+
+“He's well brushed, though,” said Mrs. Duane, seeking the bright side.
+“He'll wipe his feet on the mat when he comes to call.”
+
+“I'd rather have mud on my carpet than that bandbox in any of my
+chairs,” said Mrs. Starr.
+
+“He's no fool,” mused the Doctor. “But, kingdom come, what an ass!”
+
+“Well, gentlemen,” said the commanding officer (and they perceived a
+flavor of the official in his tone), “Mr. Albumblatt is just twenty-one.
+I don't know about you; but I'll never have that excuse again.”
+
+“Very well, Captain, we'll be good,” said Mrs. Bainbridge.
+
+“And gr-r-ateful,” said Mrs. Starr, rolling her eyes piously. “I
+prophecy he'll entertain us.”
+
+The Captain's demeanor remained slightly official; but walking home, his
+Catherine by his side in the dark was twice aware of that laugh of his,
+twinkling in the recesses of his opinions. And later, going to bed, a
+little joke took him so unready that it got out before he could suppress
+it. “My love,” said he, “my Second Lieutenant is grievously mislaid in
+the cavalry. Providence designed him for the artillery.”
+
+It was wifely but not right in Catherine to repeat this strict
+confidence in strictest confidence to her neighbor, Mrs. Bainbridge,
+over the fence next morning before breakfast. At breakfast Mrs.
+Bainbridge spoke of artillery reinforcing the post, and her husband
+giggled girlishly and looked at the puzzled Duane; and at dinner Mrs.
+Starr asked Albumblatt, would not artillery strengthen the garrison?
+
+“Even a light battery,” pronounced Augustus, promptly, “would be absurd
+and useless.”
+
+Whereupon the mess rattled knives, sneezed, and became variously
+disturbed. So they called him Albumbattery, and then Blattery, which is
+more condensed; and Captain Duane's official tone availed him nothing
+in this matter. But he made no more little military jokes; he disliked
+garrison personalities. Civilized by birth and ripe from weather-beaten
+years of men and observing, he looked his Second Lieutenant over, and
+remembered to have seen worse than this. He had no quarrel with the
+metric system (truly the most sensible), and thinking to leaven it with
+a little rule of thumb, he made Augustus his acting quartermaster. But
+he presently indulged his wife with the soldier-cook she wanted at home,
+so they no longer had to eat their meals in Albumblatt's society; and
+Mrs. Starr said that this showed her husband dreaded his quartermaster
+worse than the Secretary of War.
+
+Alas for the Quartermaster's sergeant, Johannes Schmoll, that routined
+and clock-work German! He found Augustus so much more German than he
+had ever been himself, that he went speechless for three days. Upon his
+lists, his red ink, and his ciphering, Augustus swooped like a bird
+of prey, and all his fond red-tape devices were shredded to the winds.
+Augustus set going new quadratic ones of his own, with an index and
+cross-references. It was then that Schmoll recovered his speech and
+walked alone, saying, “Mein Gott!” And often thereafter, wandering among
+the piled stores and apparel, he would fling both arms heavenward and
+repeat the exclamation. He had rated himself the unique human soul at
+Fort Brown able to count and arrange underclothing. Augustus rejected
+his laborious tally, and together they vigiled after hours, verifying
+socks and drawers. Next, Augustus found more horseshoes than his papers
+called for.
+
+“That man gif me der stomach pain efry day,” wailed Schmoll to Sergeant
+Casey. “I tell him, 'Lieutenant, dose horseshoes is expendable. We don't
+acgount for efry shoe like they was men's shoes, und oder dings dot is
+issued.' 'I prefer to cake them cop!' says Baby Bismarck. Und he smile
+mit his two beaver teeth.”
+
+“Baby Bismarck!” cried, joyfully, the rosy-faced Casey. “Yo-hanny, take
+a drink.”
+
+“Und so,” continued the outraged Schmoll, “he haf a Board of Soorvey on
+dree-pound horseshoes, und I haf der stomach pain.”
+
+“It was buckles the next month. The allowance exceeded the expenditure,
+Augustus's arithmetic came out wrong, and another board sat on buckles.
+
+“Yo-hanny, you're lookin' jaded under Colonel Safetypin.” said Casey.
+“Have something?”
+
+“Safetypin is my treat,” said Schmoll; “und very apt.”
+
+But Augustus found leisure to pervade the post with his modernity. He
+set himself military problems, and solved them; he wrote an essay on
+“The Contact Squadron”; he corrected Bainbridge for saying “throw back
+the left flank” instead of “refuse the left flank”; he had reading-room
+ideas, canteen' ideas, ideas for the Indians and the Agency, and
+recruit-drill ideas, which he presented to Sergeant Casey. Casey gave
+him, in exchange, the name of Napoleon Shave-Tail, and had his whiskey
+again paid for by the sympathetic Schmoll.
+
+“But bless his educated heart,” said Casey, “he don't learn me nothing
+that'll soil my innercence!”
+
+Thus did the sunny-humored Sergeant take it, but not thus the mess.
+Had Augustus seen himself as they saw him, could he have heard Mrs.
+Starr--But he did not; the youth was impervious, and to remove his
+complacency would require (so Mrs. Starr said) an operation, probably
+fatal. The commanding officer held always aloof from gibing, yet often
+when Augustus passed him his gray eye would dwell upon the Lieutenant's
+back, and his voiceless laugh would possess him. That is the picture I
+retain of these days--the unending golden sun, the wide, gentle-colored
+plain, the splendid mountains, the Indians ambling through the flat,
+clear distance; and here, close along the parade-ground, eye-glassed
+Augustus, neatly hastening, with the Captain on his porch, asleep you
+might suppose.
+
+One early morning the agent, with two Indian chiefs, waited on the
+commanding officer, and after their departure his wife found him
+breakfasting in solitary mirth.
+
+“Without me,” she chided, sitting down. “And I know you've had some good
+news.”
+
+“The best, my love. Providence has been tempted at last. The wholesome
+irony of life is about to function.”
+
+“Frank, don't tease so! And where are you rushing now before the cakes?”
+
+“To set our Augustus a little military problem, dearest. Plain living
+for to-day, and high thinking be jolly well--”
+
+“Frank, you're going to swear, and I must know!”
+
+But Frank had sworn and hurried out to the right to the Adjutant's
+office, while his Catherine flew to the left to the fence.
+
+“Ella!” she cried. “Oh, Ella!”
+
+Mrs. Bainbridge, instantly on the other side of the fence, brought
+scanty light. A telegram had come, she knew, from the Crow Agency in
+Montana. Her husband had admitted this three nights ago; and Captain
+Duane (she knew) had given him some orders about something; and could
+it be the Crows? “Ella, I don't know,” said Catherine. “Frank talked all
+about Providence in his incurable way, and it may be anything.” So the
+two ladies wondered together over the fence, until Mrs. Duane, seeing
+the Captain return, ran to him and asked, were the Crows on the
+war-path? Then her Frank told her yes, and that he had detailed
+Albumblatt to vanquish them and escort them to Carlisle School to learn
+German and Beethoven's sonatas.
+
+“Stuff, stuff, stuff! Why, there he does go!” cried the unsettled
+Catherine. “It's something at the Agency!” But Captain Duane was gone
+into the house for a cigar.
+
+Albumblatt, with Sergeant Casey and a detail of six men, was in truth
+hastening over that broad mile which opens between Fort Brown and the
+Agency. On either side of them the level plain stretched, gray with
+its sage, buff with intervening grass, hay-cocked with the smoky,
+mellow-stained, meerschaum-like canvas tepees of the Indians, quiet as a
+painting; far eastward lay long, low, rose-red hills, half dissolved in
+the trembling mystery of sun and distance; and westward, close at hand
+and high, shone the great pale-blue serene mountains through the vaster
+serenity of the air. The sounding hoofs of the troops brought the
+Indians out of their tepees to see. When Albumblatt reached the Agency,
+there waited the agent and his two chiefs, who pointed to one lodge
+standing apart some three hundred yards, and said, “He is there.” So
+then Augustus beheld his problem, the military duty fallen to him from
+Providence and Captain Duane.
+
+It seems elementary for him who has written of “The Contact Squadron.”
+ It was to arrest one Indian. This man, Ute Jack, had done a murder among
+the Crows, and fled south for shelter. The telegram heralded him, but
+with boundless miles for hiding he had stolen in under the cover of
+night. No welcome met him. These Fort Brown Indians were not his friends
+at any time, and less so now, when he arrived wild drunk among their
+families. Hounded out, he sought this empty lodge, and here he was,
+at bay, his hand against every man's, counting his own life worthless
+except for destroying others before he must himself die.
+
+“Is he armed?” Albumblatt inquired, and was told yes.
+
+Augustus considered the peaked cone tent. The opening was on this side,
+but a canvas drop closed it. Not much of a problem--one man inside a
+sack with eight outside to catch him! But the books gave no rule for
+this combination, and Augustus had met with nothing of the sort in
+Germany. He considered at some length. Smoke began to rise through the
+meeting poles of the tepee, leisurely and natural, and one of the chiefs
+said:
+
+“Maybe Ute Jack cooking. He hungry.”
+
+“This is not a laughing matter,” said Augustus to the by-standers, who
+were swiftly gathering. “Tell him that I command him to surrender,” he
+added to the agent, who shouted this forthwith; and silence followed.
+
+“Tell him I say he must come out at once,” said Augustus then; and
+received further silence.
+
+“He eat now,” observed the chief. “Can't talk much.”
+
+“Sergeant Casey,” bellowed Albumblatt, “go over there and take him out!”
+
+“The Lootenant understands,” said Casey, slowly, “that Ute Jack has got
+the drop on us, and there ain't no getting any drop on him.”
+
+“Sergeant, you will execute your orders without further comment.”
+
+At this amazing step the silence fell cold indeed; but Augustus was in
+command.
+
+“Shall I take any men along, sir?” said Casey in his soldier's machine
+voice.
+
+“Er--yes. Er--no. Er--do as you please.”
+
+The six troopers stepped forward to go, for they loved Casey; but he
+ordered them sharply to fall back. Then, looking in their eyes, he
+whispered, “Good-bye, boys, if it's to be that way,” and walked to the
+lodge, lifted the flap, and fell, shot instantly dead through the heart.
+“Two bullets into him,” muttered a trooper, heavily breathing as the
+sounds rang. “He's down,” another spoke to himself with fixed eyes; and
+a sigh they did not know of passed among them. The two chiefs looked at
+Augustus and grunted short talk together; and one, with a sweeping lift
+of his hand out towards the tepee and the dead man by it, said, “Maybe
+Ute Jack only got three--four--cartridges--so!” (his fingers counted
+it). “After he kill three--four--men, you get him pretty good.” The
+Indian took the white man's death thus; but the white men could not yet
+be even saturnine.
+
+“This will require reinforcement,” said Augustus to the audience. “The
+place must be attacked by a front and flank movement. It must be knocked
+down. I tell you I must have it knocked down. How are you to see where
+he is, I'd like to know, if it's not knocked down?” Augustus's voice was
+getting high.
+
+“I want the howitzer,” he screeched generally.
+
+A soldier saluted, and Augustus chattered at him.
+
+“The howitzer, the mountain howitzer, I tell you. Don't you hear me? To
+knock the cursed thing he's in down. Go to Captain Duane and give him my
+compliments, and--no, I'll go myself. Where's my horse? My horse, I tell
+you! It's got to be knocked down.”
+
+“If you please, Lieutenant,” said the trooper, “may we have the Red
+Cross ambulance?”
+
+“Red Cross? What's that for? What's that?”
+
+“Sergeant Casey, sir. He's a-lyin' there.”
+
+“Ambulance? Certainly. The howitzer--perhaps they're only flesh wounds.
+I hope they are only flesh wounds. I must have more men--you'll come
+with me.”
+
+From his porch Duane viewed both Augustus approach and the man stop
+at the hospital, and having expected a bungle, sat to hear; but at
+Albumblatt's mottled face he stood up quickly and said, “What's the
+matter?” And hearing, burst out: “Casey! Why, he was worth fifty of--Go
+on, Mr. Albumblatt. What next did you achieve, sir?” And as the tale was
+told he cooled, bitter, but official.
+
+“Reinforcements is it, Mr. Albumblatt?”
+
+“The howitzer, Captain.”
+
+“Good. And G troop?”
+
+“For my double flank movement I--”
+
+“Perhaps you'd like H troop as reserve?”
+
+“Not reserve, Captain. I should establish--”
+
+“This is your duty, Mr. Albumblatt. Perform it as you can, with what
+force you need.”
+
+“Thank you, sir. It is not exactly a battle, but with a, so-to-speak,
+intrenched--”
+
+“Take your troops and go, sir, and report to me when you have arrested
+your man.”
+
+Then Duane went to the hospital, and out with the ambulance, hoping that
+the soldier might not be dead. But the wholesome irony of life reckons
+beyond our calculations; and the unreproachful, sunny face of his
+Sergeant evoked in Duane's memory many marches through long heat and
+cold, back in the rough, good times.
+
+“Hit twice, I thought they told me,” said he; and the steward surmised
+that one had missed.
+
+“Perhaps,” mused Duane. “And perhaps it went as intended, too. What's
+all that fuss?”
+
+He turned sharply, having lost Augustus among his sadder thoughts; and
+here were the operations going briskly. Powder-smoke in three directions
+at once! Here were pickets far out-lying, and a double line of
+skirmishers deployed in extended order, and a mounted reserve, and men
+standing to horse--a command of near a hundred, a pudding of pompous,
+incompetent, callow bosh, with Augustus by his howitzer, scientifically
+raising and lowering it to bear on the lone white tepee that shone in
+the plain. Four races were assembled to look on--the mess Chinaman, two
+black laundresses, all the whites in the place (on horse and foot, some
+with their hats left behind), and several hundred Indians in blankets.
+Duane had a thought to go away and leave this galling farce under the
+eye of Starr for the officers were at hand also. But his second thought
+bade him remain; and looking at Augustus and the howitzer, his laugh
+would have returned to him; but his heart was sore for Casey.
+
+It was an hour of strategy and cannonade, a humiliating hour, which Fort
+Brown tells of to this day; and the tepee lived through it all. For it
+stood upon fifteen slender poles, not speedily to be chopped down by
+shooting lead from afar. When low bullets drilled the canvas, the chief
+suggested to Augustus that Ute Jack had climbed up; and when the bullets
+flew high, then Ute Jack was doubtless in a hole. Nor did Augustus
+contrive to drop a shell from the howitzer upon Ute Jack and explode
+him--a shrewd and deadly conception; the shells went beyond, except one,
+that ripped through the canvas, somewhat near the ground; and Augustus,
+dripping, turned at length, and saying, “It won't go down,” stood
+vacantly wiping his white face. Then the two chiefs got his leave to
+stretch a rope between their horses and ride hard against the tepee. It
+was military neither in essence nor to see, but it prevailed. The tepee
+sank, a huge umbrella wreck along the earth, and there lay Ute Jack
+across the fire's slight hollow, his knee-cap gone with the howitzer
+shell. But no blood had flown from that; blood will not run, you know,
+when a man has been dead some time. One single other shot had struck
+him--one through his own heart. It had singed the flesh.
+
+“You see, Mr. Albumblatt,” said Duane, in the whole crowd's hearing,
+“he killed himself directly after killing Casey. A very rare act for
+an Indian, as you are doubtless aware. But if your manoeuvres with his
+corpse have taught you anything you did not know before, we shall all be
+gainers.”
+
+“Captain,” said Mrs. Starr, on a later day, “you and Ute Jack have ended
+our fun. Since the Court of Inquiry let Mr. Albumblatt off, he has not
+said Germany once--and that's three months to-morrow.”
+
+
+
+
+Twenty Minutes for Refreshments
+
+
+Upon turning over again my diary of that excursion to the Pacific, I
+find that I set out from Atlantic waters on the 30th day of a backward
+and forlorn April, which had come and done nothing towards making its
+share of spring, but had gone, missing its chance, leaving the trees as
+bare as it had received them from the winds of March. It was not bleak
+weather alone, but care, that I sought to escape by a change of sky;
+and I hoped for some fellow-traveller who might begin to interest my
+thoughts at once. No such person met me in the several Pullmans which
+I inhabited from that afternoon until the forenoon of the following
+Friday. Through that long distance, though I had slanted southwestward
+across a multitude of States and vegetations, and the Mississippi lay
+eleven hundred miles to my rear, the single event is my purchasing
+some cat's-eyes of the news-agent at Sierra Blanca. Save this, my diary
+contains only neat additions of daily expenses, and moral reflections
+of a delicate and restrained melancholy. They were Pecos cat's-eyes, he
+told me, obtained in the rocky canyons of that stream, and destined to
+be worth little until fashion turned from foreign jewels to become aware
+of these fine native stones. And I, glad to possess the jewels of my
+country, chose two bracelets and a necklace of them, paying but twenty
+dollars for fifteen or sixteen cat's-eyes, and resolved to give them
+a setting worthy of their beauty. The diary continues with moral
+reflections upon the servility of our taste before anything European,
+and the handwriting is clear and deliberate. It abruptly becomes
+hurried, and at length well-nigh illegible. It is best, I think,
+that you should have this portion as it comes, unpolished, unamended,
+unarranged--hot, so to speak, from my immediate pencil, instead of cold
+from my subsequent pen. I shall disguise certain names, but that is all.
+
+Friday forenoon, May 5.--I don't have to gaze at my cat's-eyes to kill
+time any more. I'm not the only passenger any more. There's a lady.
+She got in at El Paso. She has taken the drawing-room, but sits outside
+reading newspaper cuttings and writing letters. She is sixty, I should
+say, and has a cap and one gray curl. This comes down over her left ear
+as far as a purple ribbon which suspends a medallion at her throat. She
+came in wearing a sage-green duster of pongee silk, pretty nice, only
+the buttons are as big as those largest mint-drops. “You porter,” she
+said, “brush this.” He put down her many things and received it. Her
+dress was sage green, and pretty nice too. “You porter,” said she, “open
+every window. Why, they are, I declare! What's the thermometer in this
+car?” “Ninety-five, ma'am. Folks mostly travelling--” “That will do,
+porter. Now you go make me a pitcher of lemonade right quick.” She went
+into the state-room and shut the door. When she came out she was dressed
+in what appeared to be chintz bedroom curtains. They hang and flow
+loosely about her, and are covered with a pattern of pink peonies. She
+has slippers--Turkish--that stare up in the air, pretty handsome and
+comfortable. But I never before saw any one travel with fly-paper. It
+must be hard to pack. But it's quite an idea in this train. Fully a
+dozen flies have stuck to it already; and she reads her clippings,
+and writes away, and sips another glass of lemonade, all with the most
+extreme appearance of leisure, not to say sloth. I can't imagine how she
+manages to produce this atmosphere of indolence when in reality she is
+steadily occupied. Possibly the way she sits. But I think it's partly
+the bedroom curtains.
+
+These notes were interrupted by the entrance of the new conductor.
+“If you folks have chartered a private car, just say so,” he shouted
+instantly at the sight of us. He stood still at the extreme end and
+removed his hat, which was acknowledged by the lady. “Travel is surely
+very light, Gadsden,” she assented, and went on with her writing. But
+he remained standing still, and shouting like an orator: “Sprinkle the
+floor of this car, Julius, and let the pore passengers get a breath of
+cool. My lands!” He fanned himself sweepingly with his hat. He seemed
+but little larger than a red squirrel, and precisely that color. Sorrel
+hair, sorrel eyebrows, sorrel freckles, light sorrel mustache, thin
+aggressive nose, receding chin, and black, attentive, prominent eyes.
+He approached, and I gave him my ticket, which is as long as a neck-tie,
+and has my height, the color of my eyes and hair, and my general
+description, punched in the margin. “Why, you ain't middle-aged!”
+ he shouted, and a singular croak sounded behind me. But the lady was
+writing. “I have been growing younger since I bought that ticket,” I
+explained. “That's it, that's it,” he sang; “a man's always as old as he
+feels, and a woman--is ever young,” he finished. “I see you are true to
+the old teachings and the old-time chivalry, Gadsden,” said the lady,
+continuously busy. “Yes, ma'am. Jacob served seven years for Leah and
+seven more for Rachel.” “Such men are raised today in every worthy
+Louisiana home, Gadsden, be it ever so humble.” “Yes, ma'am. Give a
+fresh sprinkle to the floor, Julius, soon as it goes to get dry. Excuse
+me, but do you shave yourself, sir?” I told him that I did, but without
+excusing him. “You will see that I have a reason for asking,” he
+consequently pursued, and took out of his coat-tails a round tin box
+handsomely labelled “Nat. Fly Paper Co.,” so that I supposed it was
+thus, of course, that the lady came by her fly-paper. But this was pure
+coincidence, and the conductor explained: “That company's me and a man
+at Shreveport, but he dissatisfies me right frequently. You know what
+heaven a good razor is for a man, and what you feel about a bad one.
+Vaseline and ground shells,” he said, opening the box, “and I'm not
+saying anything except it will last your lifetime and never hardens. Rub
+the size of a pea on the fine side of your strop, spread it to an inch
+with your thumb. May I beg a favor on so short a meeting? Join me in
+the gentlemen's lavatory with your razorstrop in five minutes. I have
+to attend to a corpse in the baggage-car, and will return at once.”
+ “Anybody's corpse I know, Gadsden?” said the lady. “No, ma'am. Just a
+corpse.”
+
+When I joined him, for I was now willing to do anything, he was
+apologetic again. “'Tis a short acquaintance,” he said, “but may I also
+beg your razor? Quick as I get out of the National Fly I am going to
+register my new label. First there will be Uncle Sam embracing the
+world, signifying this mixture is universal, then my name, then the
+word Stropine, which is a novelty and carries copyright, and I shall
+win comfort and doubtless luxury. The post barber at Fort Bayard took a
+dozen off me at sight to retail to the niggers of the Twenty-fourth, and
+as he did not happen to have the requisite cash on his person I charged
+him two roosters and fifty cents, and both of us done well. He's after
+more Stropine, and I got Pullman prices for my roosters, the buffet-car
+being out of chicken a la Marengo. There is your razor, sir, and I
+appreciate your courtesy.” It was beautifully sharpened, and I bought
+a box of the Stropine and asked him who the lady was. “Mrs. Porcher
+Brewton!” he exclaimed. “Have you never met her socially? Why she--why
+she is the most intellectual lady in Bee Bayou.” “Indeed!” I said. “Why
+she visits New Orleans, and Charleston, and all the principal centres of
+refinement, and is welcomed in Washington. She converses freely with our
+statesmen and is considered a queen of learning. Why she writes po'try,
+sir, and is strong-minded. But a man wouldn't want to pick her up for a
+fool, all the samey.” “I shouldn't; I don't,” said I. “Don't you do it,
+sir. She's run her plantation all alone since the Colonel was killed in
+sixty-two. She taught me Sunday-school when I was a lad, and she used to
+catch me at her pecan-trees 'most every time in Bee Bayou.”
+
+He went forward, and I went back with the Stropine in my pocket. The
+lady was sipping the last of the lemonade and looking haughtily over the
+top of her glass into (I suppose) the world of her thoughts. Her eyes
+met mine, however. “Has Gadsden--yes, I perceive he has been telling
+about me,” she said, in her languid, formidable voice. She set her glass
+down and reclined among the folds of the bedroom curtains, considering
+me. “Gadsden has always been lavish,” she mused, caressingly. “He seems
+destined to succeed in life,” I hazarded. “ah n--a!” she sighed, with
+decision. “He will fail.” As she said no more and as I began to resent
+the manner in which she surveyed me, I remarked, “You seem rather sure
+of his failure.” “I am old enough to be his mother, and yours,” said
+Mrs. Porcher Brewton among her curtains. “He is a noble-hearted fellow,
+and would have been a high-souled Southern gentleman if born to
+that station. But what should a conductor earning $103.50 a month be
+dispersing his attention on silly patents for? Many's the time I've
+told him what I think; but Gadsden will always be flighty.” No further
+observations occurring to me, I took up my necklace and bracelets from
+the seat and put them in my pocket. “Will you permit a meddlesome old
+woman to inquire what made you buy those cat's-eyes?” said Mrs. Brewton.
+“Why--” I dubiously began. “Never mind,” she cried, archly. “If you were
+thinking of some one in your Northern home, they will be prized because
+the thought, at any rate, was beautiful and genuine. 'Where'er I roam,
+whatever realms to see, my heart, untravelled, fondly turns to thee.'
+Now don't you be embarrassed by an old woman!” I desired to inform her
+that I disliked her, but one can never do those things; and, anxious
+to learn what was the matter with the cat's-eyes, I spoke amiably and
+politely to her. “Twenty dollars!” she murmured. “And he told you they
+came from the Pecos!” She gave that single melodious croak I had heard
+once before. Then she sat up with her back as straight as if she was
+twenty. “My dear young fellow, never do you buy trash in these trains.
+Here you are with your coat full of--what's Gadsden's absurd razor
+concoctions--strut--strop--bother! And Chinese paste buttons. Last
+summer, on the Northern Pacific, the man offered your cat's-eyes to me
+as native gems found exclusively in Dakota. But I just sat and mentioned
+to him that I was on my way home from a holiday in China, and he went
+right out of the car. The last day I was in Canton I bought a box of
+those cat's-eyes at eight cents a dozen.” After this we spoke a little
+on other subjects, and now she's busy writing again. She's on business
+in California, but will read a paper at Los Angeles at the annual
+meeting of the Golden Daughters of the West. The meal station is coming,
+but we have agreed to--
+
+Later, Friday afternoon.--I have been interrupted again. Gadsden
+entered, removed his hat, and shouted: “Sharon. Twenty minutes for
+dinner.” I was calling the porter to order a buffet lunch in the car
+when there tramped in upon us three large men of such appearance that
+a flash of thankfulness went through me at having so little ready-money
+and only a silver watch. Mrs. Brewton looked at them and said, “Well,
+gentlemen?” and they took off their embroidered Mexican hats. “We've got
+a baby show here,” said one of them, slowly, looking at me, “and we'd
+be kind of obliged if you'd hold the box.” “There's lunch put up in
+a basket for you to take along,” said the next, “and a bottle of
+wine--champagne. So losing your dinner won't lose you nothing.” “We're
+looking for somebody raised East and without local prejudice,” said the
+third. “So we come to the Pullman.” I now saw that so far from purposing
+to rob us they were in a great and honest distress of mind. “But I am
+no judge of a baby,” said I; “not being mar--” “You don't have to be,”
+ broke in the first, more slowly and earnestly. “It's a fair and secret
+ballot we're striving for. The votes is wrote out and ready, and all
+we're shy of is a stranger without family ties or business interests to
+hold the box and do the counting.” His deep tones ceased, and he wiped
+heavy drops from his forehead with his shirt sleeve. “We'd be kind of
+awful obliged to you,” he urged. “The town would be liable to make it
+two bottles,” said the second. The third brought his fist down on the
+back of a seat and said, “I'll make it that now.” “But, gentlemen,” said
+I, “five, six, and seven years ago I was not a stranger in Sharon. If my
+friend Dean Drake was still here--” “But he ain't. Now you might as well
+help folks, and eat later. This town will trust you. And if you quit
+us--” Once more he wiped the heavy drops away, while in a voice full of
+appeal his friend finished his thought: “If we lose you, we'll likely
+have to wait till this train comes in to-morrow for a man satisfactory
+to this town. And the show is costing us a heap.” A light hand tapped
+my arm, and here was Mrs. Brewton saying: “For shame! Show your
+enterprise.” “I'll hold this yere train,” shouted Gadsden, “if
+necessary.” Mrs. Brewton rose alertly, and they all hurried me out. “My
+slippers will stay right on when I'm down the steps,” said Mrs. Brewton,
+and Gadsden helped her descend into the blazing dust and sun of Sharon.
+“Gracious!” said she, “what a place! But I make it a point to see
+everything as I go.” Nothing had changed. There, as of old, lay the
+flat litter of the town--sheds, stores, and dwellings, a shapeless
+congregation in the desert, gaping wide everywhere to the glassy,
+quivering immensity; and there, above the roofs, turned the slatted
+wind-wheels. But close to the tracks, opposite the hotel, was an
+edifice, a sort of tent of bunting, from which brass music issued,
+while about a hundred pink and blue sun-bonnets moved and mixed near
+the entrance. Little black Mexicans, like charred toys, lounged and lay
+staring among the ungraded dunes of sand. “Gracious!” said Mrs. Brewton
+again. Her eye lost nothing; and as she made for the tent the chintz
+peonies flowed around her, and her step was surprisingly light. We
+passed through the sunbonnets and entered where the music played. “The
+precious blessed darlings!” she exclaimed, clasping her hands. “This
+will do for the Golden Daughters,” she rapidly added; “yes, this will
+distinctly do.” And she hastened away from me into the throng.
+
+I had no time to look at much this first general minute. I could see
+there were booths, each containing a separate baby. I passed a whole
+section of naked babies, and one baby farther along had on golden wings
+and a crown, and was bawling frightfully. Their names were over the
+booths, and I noticed Lucille, Erskine Wales, Banquo Lick Nolin, Cuba,
+Manilla, Ellabelle, Bosco Grady, James J. Corbett Nash, and Aqua Marine.
+There was a great sign at the end, painted “Mrs. Eden's Manna in the
+Wilderness,” and another sign, labelled “Shot-gun Smith's twins.” In the
+midst of these first few impressions I found myself seated behind a bare
+table raised three feet or so, with two boxes on it, and a quantity
+of blank paper and pencils, while one of the men was explaining me
+the rules and facts. I can't remember them all now, because I couldn't
+understand them all then, and Mrs. Brewton was distant among the
+sun-bonnets, talking to a gathering crowd and feeling in the mouths of
+babies that were being snatched out of the booths and brought to her.
+The man was instructing me steadily all the while, and it occurred to me
+to nod silently and coldly now and then, as if I was doing this sort of
+thing every day. But I insisted that some one should help me count, and
+they gave me Gadsden.
+
+Now these facts I do remember very clearly, and shall never forget them.
+The babies came from two towns--Sharon, and Rincon its neighbor. Alone,
+neither had enough for a good show, though in both it was every family's
+pride to have a baby every year. The babies were in three classes: Six
+months and under, one prize offered; eighteen months, two prizes; three
+years, two prizes. A three-fourths vote of all cast was necessary to
+a choice. No one entitled to vote unless of immediate family of a
+competing baby. No one entitled to cast more than one vote. There were
+rules of entry and fees, but I forget them, except that no one could
+have two exhibits in the same class. When I read this I asked, how about
+twins? “Well, we didn't kind of foresee that,” muttered my instructor,
+painfully; “what would be your idea?” “Look here, you sir,” interposed
+Mrs. Brewton, “he came in to count votes.” I was very glad to have her
+back. “That's right, ma'am,” admitted the man; “he needn't to say a
+thing. We've only got one twins entered,” he pursued, “which we're glad
+of. Shot-gun--“, “Where is this Mr. Smith?” interrupted Mrs. Brewton.
+“Uptown, drinking, ma'am.” “And who may Mr. Smith be?” “Most popular
+citizen of Rincon, ma'am. We had to accept his twins because--well,
+he come down here himself, and most of Rincon come with him, and as we
+aimed to have everything pass off pleasant-like--” “I quite comprehend,”
+ said Mrs. Brewton. “And I should consider twins within the rule; or any
+number born at one time. But little Aqua Marine is the finest single
+child in that six months class. I told her mother she ought to take that
+splurgy ring off the poor little thing's thumb. It's most unsafe. But
+I should vote for that child myself.” “Thank you for your valuable
+endorsement,” said a spruce, slim young man. “But the public is not
+allowed to vote here,” he added. He was standing on the floor and
+resting his elbows on the table. Mrs. Brewton stared down at him. “Are
+you the father of the child?” she inquired. “Oh no! I am the agent. I--”
+ “Aqua Marine's agent?” said Mrs. Brewton, sharply. “Ha, ha!” went the
+young man. “Ha, ha! Well, that's good too. She's part of our exhibit.
+I'm in charge of the manna-feds, don't you know?” “I don't know,” said
+Mrs. Brewton. “Why, Mrs. Eden's Manna in the Wilderness! Nourishes,
+strengthens, and makes no unhealthy fat. Take a circular, and welcome.
+I'm travelling for the manna. I organized this show. I've conducted
+twenty-eight similar shows in two years. We hold them in every State
+and Territory. Second of last March I gave Denver--you heard of it,
+probably?” “I did not,” said Mrs. Brewton. “Well! Ha, ha! I thought
+every person up to date had heard of Denver's Olympic Offspring Olio.”
+ “Is it up to date to loll your elbows on the table when you're speaking
+to a lady?” inquired Mrs. Brewton. He jumped, and then grew scarlet
+with rage. “I didn't expect to learn manners in New Mexico,” said he.
+“I doubt if you will,” said Mrs. Brewton, and turned her back on him. He
+was white now; but better instincts, or else business, prevailed in his
+injured bosom. “Well,” said he, “I had no bad intentions. I was going
+to say you'd have seen ten thousand people and five hundred babies at
+Denver. And our manna-feds won out to beat the band. Three first medals,
+and all exclusively manna-fed. We took the costume prize also. Of course
+here in Sharon I've simplified. No special medal for weight, beauty,
+costume, or decorated perambulator. Well, I must go back to our exhibit.
+Glad to have you give us a call up there and see the medals we're
+offering, and our fifteen manna-feds, and take a package away with you.”
+ He was gone.
+
+The voters had been now voting in my two boxes for some time, and I
+found myself hoping the manna would not win, whoever did; but it seemed
+this agent was a very capable person. To begin with, every family
+entering a baby drew a package of the manna free, and one package
+contained a diamond ring. Then, he had managed to have the finest babies
+of all classes in his own exhibit. This was incontestable, Mrs. Brewton
+admitted, after returning from a general inspection; and it seemed to us
+extraordinary. “That's easy, ma'am,” said Gadsden; “he came around here
+a month ago. Don't you see?” I did not see, but Mrs. Brewton saw at
+once. He had made a quiet selection of babies beforehand, and then
+introduced the manna into those homes. And everybody in the room was
+remarking that his show was very superior, taken as a whole they all
+added, “taken as a whole”; I heard them as they came up to vote for
+the 3-year and the 18-month classes. The 6-month was to wait till
+last, because the third box had been accidentally smashed by Mr. Smith.
+Gadsden caught several trying to vote twice. “No, you don't!” he would
+shout. “I know faces. I'm not a conductor for nothing.” And the victim
+would fall back amid jeers from the sun-bonnets. Once the passengers
+sent over to know when the train was going. “Tell them to step over here
+and they'll not feel so lonesome!” shouted Gadsden; and I think a good
+many came. The band was playing “White Wings,” with quite a number
+singing it, when Gadsden noticed the voting had ceased, and announced
+this ballot closed. The music paused for him, and we could suddenly hear
+how many babies were in distress; but for a moment only; as we began
+our counting, “White Wings” resumed, and the sun-bonnets outsang their
+progeny. There was something quite singular in the way they had voted.
+Here are some of the 3-year-old tickets: “First choice, Ulysses Grant
+Blum; 2d choice, Lewis Hendricks.” “First choice, James Redfield; 2d,
+Lewis Hendricks.” “First, Elk Chester; 2d, Lewis Hendricks.” “Can
+it be?” said the excited Gadsden. “Finish these quick. I'll open the
+18-monthers.” But he swung round to me at once. “See there!” he cried.
+“Read that! and that!” He plunged among more, and I read: “First choice,
+Lawrence Nepton Ford, Jr.; 2d, Iona Judd.” “First choice, Mary Louise
+Kenton; 2d, Iona Judd.” “Hurry up!” said Gadsden; “that's it!” And as we
+counted, Mrs. Brewton looked over my shoulder and uttered her melodious
+croak, for which I saw no reason. “That young whipper-snapper will go
+far,” she observed; nor did I understand this. But when they stopped the
+band for me to announce the returns, one fact did dawn on me even
+while I was reading: “Three-year-olds: Whole number of votes cast, 300;
+necessary to a choice, 225. Second prize, Lewis Hendricks, receiving
+300. First prize, largest number of votes cast, 11, for Salvisa van
+Meter. No award. Eighteen-month class: Whole number of votes cast, 300;
+necessary to a choice, 225. Second prize, Iona Judd, receiving 300.
+Lillian Brown gets 15 for 1st prize. None awarded.” There was a very
+feeble applause, and then silence for a second, and then the sun-bonnets
+rushed together, rushed away to others, rushed back; and talk swept like
+hail through the place. Yes, that is what they had done. They had all
+voted for Lewis Hendricks and Iona Judd for second prize, and every
+family had voted the first prize to its own baby. The Browns and van
+Meters happened to be the largest families present. “He'll go far! he'll
+go far!” repeated Mrs. Brewton. Sport glittered in her eye. She gathered
+her curtains, and was among the sun-bonnets in a moment. Then it fully
+dawned on me. The agent for Mrs. Eden's Manna in the Wilderness was
+indeed a shrewd strategist, and knew his people to the roots of the
+grass. They had never seen a baby-show. They were innocent. He came
+among them. He gave away packages of manna and a diamond ring. He
+offered the prizes. But he proposed to win some. Therefore he made that
+rule about only the immediate families voting. He foresaw what they
+would do; and now they had done it. Whatever happened, two prizes went
+to his manna-feds. “They don't see through it in the least, which is
+just as well,” said Mrs. Brewton, returning. “And it's little matter
+that only second prizes go to the best babies. But what's to be done
+now?” I had no idea; but it was not necessary that I should.
+
+“You folks of Rincon and Sharon,” spoke a deep voice. It was the first
+man in the Pullman, and drops were rolling from his forehead, and his
+eyes were the eyes of a beleaguered ox. “You fathers and mothers,” he
+said, and took another breath. They grew quiet. “I'm a father myself,
+as is well known.” They applauded this. “Salvisa is mine, and she got
+my vote. The father that will not support his own child is not--does
+not--is worse than if they were orphans.” He breathed again, while they
+loudly applauded. “But, folks, I've got to get home to Rincon. I've
+got to. And I'll give up Salvisa if I'm met fair.” “Yes, yes, you'll
+be met,” said voices of men. “Well, here's my proposition: Mrs. Eden's
+manna has took two, and I'm satisfied it should. We voted, and will stay
+voted.” “Yes, yes!” “Well, now, here's Sharon and Rincon, two of the
+finest towns in this section, and I say Sharon and Rincon has equal
+rights to get something out of this, and drop private feelings, and
+everybody back their town. And I say let this lady and gentleman, who
+will act elegant and on the square, take a view and nominate the finest
+Rincon 3-year-old and the finest Sharon 18-month they can cut out of the
+herd. And I say let's vote unanimous on their pick, and let each town
+hold a first prize and go home in friendship, feeling it has been
+treated right.”
+
+Universal cheers endorsed him, and he got down panting. The band played
+“Union Forever,” and I accompanied Mrs. Brewton to the booths. “You'll
+remember!” shouted the orator urgently after us; “one apiece.” We
+nodded. “Don't get mixed,” he appealingly insisted. We shook our heads,
+and out of the booths rushed two women, and simultaneously dashed their
+infants in our faces. “You'll never pass Cuba by!” entreated one. “This
+is Bosco Grady,” said the other. Cuba wore an immense garment made of
+the American flag, but her mother whirled her out of it in a second.
+“See them dimples; see them knees!” she said. “See them feet! Only feel
+of her toes!” “Look at his arms!” screamed the mother of Bosco. “Doubled
+his weight in four months.” “Did he indeed, ma'am?” said Cuba's mother;
+“well, he hadn't much to double.” “Didn't he, then? Didn't he indeed?”
+ “No at you; he didn't indeed and indeed! I guess Cuba is known to
+Sharon. I guess Sharon'll not let Cuba be slighted.” “Well, and I guess
+Rincon'll see that Bosco Grady gets his rights.” “Ladies,” said Mrs.
+Brewton, towering but poetical with her curl, “I am a mother myself, and
+raised five noble boys and two sweet peerless girls.” This stopped them
+immediately; they stared at her and her chintz peonies as she put the
+curl gently away from her medallion and proceeded: “But never did I
+think of myself in those dark weary days of the long ago. I thought of
+my country and the Lost Cause.” They stared at her, fascinated. “Yes,
+m'm,” whispered they, quite humbly. “Now,” said Mrs. Brewton, “what is
+more sacred than an American mother's love? Therefore let her not shame
+it with anger and strife. All little boys and girls are precious gems to
+me and to you. What is a cold, lifeless medal compared to one of them?
+Though I would that all could get the prize! But they can't, you know.”
+ “No, m'm.” Many mothers, with their children in their arms, were now
+dumbly watching Mrs. Brewton, who held them with a honeyed, convincing
+smile. “If I choose only one in this beautiful and encouraging harvest,
+it is because I have no other choice. Thank you so much for letting
+me see that little hero and that lovely angel,” she added, with a yet
+sweeter glance to the mothers of Bosco and Cuba. “And I wish them all
+luck when their turn comes. I've no say about the 6-month class, you
+know. And now a little room, please.”
+
+The mothers fell back. But my head swam slightly. The 6-month class, to
+be sure! The orator had forgotten all about it. In the general joy over
+his wise and fair proposition, nobody had thought of it. But they would
+pretty soon. Cuba and Bosco were likely to remind them. Then we should
+still be face to face with a state of things that--I cast a glance
+behind at those two mothers of Sharon and Rincon following us, and I
+asked Mrs. Brewton to look at them. “Don't think about it now,” said
+she, “it will only mix you. I always like to take a thing when it comes,
+and not before.” We now reached the 18-month class. They were the
+naked ones. The 6-month had stayed nicely in people's arms; these were
+crawling hastily everywhere, like crabs upset in the market, and
+they screamed fiercely when taken upon the lap. The mother of Thomas
+Jefferson Brayin Lucas showed us a framed letter from the statesman for
+whom her child was called. The letter reeked with gratitude, and
+said that offspring was man's proudest privilege; that a souvenir
+sixteen-to-one spoon would have been cheerfully sent, but 428 babies had
+been named after Mr. Brayin since January. It congratulated the swelling
+army of the People's Cause. But there was nothing eminent about little
+Thomas except the letter; and we selected Reese Moran, a vigorous Sharon
+baby, who, when they attempted to set him down and pacify him, stiffened
+his legs, dashed his candy to the floor, and burst into lamentation. We
+were soon on our way to the 3-year class, for Mrs. Brewton was rapid
+and thorough. As we went by the Manna Exhibit, the agent among his
+packages and babies invited us in. He was loudly declaring that he would
+vote for Bosco if he could. But when he examined Cuba, he became sure
+that Denver had nothing finer than that. Mrs. Brewton took no notice of
+him, but bade me admire Aqua Marine as far surpassing any other 6-month
+child. I proclaimed her splendid (she was a wide-eyed, contented thing,
+with a head shaped like a croquet mallet), and the agent smiled modestly
+and told the mothers that as for his babies two prizes was luck enough
+for them; they didn't want the earth. “If that thing happened to be
+brass,” said Mrs. Brewton, bending over the ring that Aqua was still
+sucking; and again remonstrating with the mother for this imprudence,
+she passed on. The three-year-olds were, many of them, in costume, with
+extraordinary arrangements of hair; and here was the child with gold
+wings and a crown I had seen on arriving. Her name was Verbena M., and
+she personated Faith. She had colored slippers, and was drinking
+tea from her mother's cup. Another child, named Broderick McGowan,
+represented Columbus, and joyfully shouted “Ki-yi!” every half-minute.
+One child was attired as a prominent admiral; another as a prominent
+general; and one stood in a boat and was Washington. As Mrs. Brewton
+examined them and dealt with the mothers, the names struck me
+afresh--not so much the boys; Ulysses Grant and James J. Corbett
+explained themselves; but I read the names of five adjacent girls--Lula,
+Ocilla, Nila, Cusseta, and Maylene. And I asked Mrs. Brewton how they
+got them. “From romances,” she told me, “in papers that we of the upper
+classes never see.” In choosing Horace Boyd, of Rincon, for his hair,
+his full set of front teeth well cared for, and his general beauty, I
+think both of us were also influenced by his good sensible name, and his
+good clean sensible clothes. With both our selections, once they were
+settled, were Sharon and Rincon satisfied. We were turning back to the
+table to announce our choice when a sudden clamor arose behind us,
+and we saw confusion in the Manna Department. Women were running and
+shrieking, and I hastened after Mrs. Brewton to see what was the matter.
+Aqua Marine had swallowed the ring on her thumb. “It was gold! it was
+pure gold!” wailed the mother, clutching Mrs. Brewton. “It cost a whole
+dollar in El Paso.” “She must have white of egg instantly,” said Mrs.
+Brewton, handing me her purse. “Run to the hotel--” “Save your money,”
+ said the agent, springing forward with some eggs in a bowl. “Lord! you
+don't catch us without all the appliances handy. We'd run behind the
+trade in no time. There, now, there,” he added, comfortingly to the
+mother. “Will you make her swallow it? Better let me--better let me--And
+here's the emetic. Lord! why, we had three swallowed rings at the Denver
+Olio, and I got 'em all safe back within ten minutes after time of
+swallowing.” “You go away,” said Mrs. Brewton to me, “and tell them our
+nominations.” The mothers sympathetically surrounded poor little Aqua,
+saying to each other: “She's a beautiful child!” “Sure indeed she is!”
+ “But the manna-feds has had their turn.” “Sure indeed they've been
+recognized,” and so forth, while I was glad to retire to the voting
+table. The music paused for me, and as the crowd cheered my small
+speech, some one said, “And now what are you going to do about me?” It
+was Bosco Grady back again, and close behind him Cuba. They had escaped
+from Mrs. Brewton's eye and had got me alone. But I pretended in the
+noise and cheering not to see these mothers. I noticed a woman hurrying
+out of the tent, and hoped Aqua was not in further trouble--she was
+still surrounded, I could see. Then the orator made some silence,
+thanked us in the names of Sharon and Rincon, and proposed our
+candidates be voted on by acclamation. This was done. Rincon voted for
+Sharon and Reese Moran in a solid roar, and Sharon voted for Rincon and
+Horace Boyd in a roar equally solid. So now each had a prize, and the
+whole place was applauding happily, and the band was beginning again,
+when the mothers with Cuba and Bosco jumped up beside me on the
+platform, and the sight of them produced immediate silence.
+
+“There's a good many here has a right to feel satisfied,” said Mrs.
+Grady, looking about, “and they're welcome to their feelings. But if
+this meeting thinks it is through with its business, I can tell it that
+it ain't--not if it acts honorable, it ain't. Does those that have had
+their chance and those that can take home their prizes expect us 6-month
+mothers come here for nothing? Do they expect I brought my Bosco from
+Rincon to be insulted, and him the pride of the town?” “Cuba is known
+to Sharon,” spoke the other lady. “I'll say no more.” “Jumping Jeans!”
+ murmured the orator to himself. “I can't hold this train much longer,”
+ said Gadsden; “she's due at Lordsburg now.” “You'll have made it up by
+Tucson, Gadsden,” spoke Mrs. Brewton, quietly, across the whole assembly
+from the Manna Department. “As for towns,” continued Mrs. Grady, “that
+think anything of a baby that's only got three teeth--” “Ha! Ha!”
+ laughed Cuba's mother, shrilly. “Teeth! Well, we're not proud of bald
+babies in Sharon.” Bosco was certainly bald. All the men were looking
+wretched, and all the women were growing more and more like eagles.
+Moreover, they were separating into two bands and taking their husbands
+with them--Sharon and Rincon drawing to opposite parts of the tent--and
+what was coming I cannot say; for we all had to think of something else.
+A third woman, bringing a man, mounted the platform. It was she I
+had seen hurry out. “My name's Shot-gun Smith,” said the man, very
+carefully, “and I'm told you've reached my case.” He was extremely
+good-looking, with a blue eye and a blond mustache, not above thirty,
+and was trying hard to be sober, holding himself with dignity. “Are you
+the judge?” said he to me. “Hell--” I began. “N-not guilty, your honor,”
+ said he. At this his wife looked anxious. “S-self-defence,” he slowly
+continued; “told you once already.” “Why, Rolfe!” exclaimed his wife,
+touching his elbow. “Don't you cry, little woman,” said he; “this'll
+come out all right. Where 're the witnesses?” “Why, Rolfe! Rolfe!” She
+shook him as you shake a sleepy child. “Now see here,” said he, and
+wagged a finger at her affectionately, “you promised me you'd not cry
+if I let you come.” “Rolfe, dear, it's not that to-day; it's the twins.”
+ “It's your twins, Shot-gun, this time,” said many men's voices. “We
+acquitted you all right last month.” “Justifiable homicide,” said
+Gadsden. “Don't you remember?” “Twins?” said Shotgun, drowsily. “Oh yes,
+mine. Why--” He opened on us his blue eyes that looked about as innocent
+as Aqua Marine's, and he grew more awake. Then he blushed deeply, face
+and forehead. “I was not coming to this kind of thing,” he explained.
+“But she wanted the twins to get something.” He put his hand on her
+shoulder and straightened himself. “I done a heap of prospecting before
+I struck this claim,” said he, patting her shoulder. “We got married
+last March a year. It's our first--first--first”--he turned to me with a
+confiding smile--“it's our first dividend, judge.” “Rolfe! I never! You
+come right down.” “And now let's go get a prize,” he declared, with his
+confiding pleasantness. “I remember now! I remember! They claimed twins
+was barred. And I kicked down the bars. Take me to those twins. They're
+not named yet, judge. After they get the prize we'll name them fine
+names, as good as any they got anywhere--Europe, Asia, Africa--anywhere.
+My gracious! I wish they was boys. Come on, judge! You and me'll go give
+'em a prize, and then we'll drink to 'em.” He hugged me suddenly and
+affectionately, and we half fell down the steps. But Gadsden as suddenly
+caught him and righted him, and we proceeded to the twins. Mrs. Smith
+looked at me helplessly, saying: “I'm that sorry, sir! I had no idea
+he was going to be that gamesome.” “Not at all,” I said; “not at all!”
+ Under many circumstances I should have delighted in Shot-gun's society.
+He seemed so utterly sure that, now he had explained himself, everybody
+would rejoice to give the remaining-medal to his little girls. But
+Bosco and Cuba had not been idle. Shotgun did not notice the spread of
+whispers, nor feel the divided and jealous currents in the air as he
+sat, and, in expanding good-will, talked himself almost sober. To entice
+him out there was no way. Several of his friends had tried it. But
+beneath his innocence there seemed to lurk something wary, and I grew
+apprehensive about holding the box this last time. But Gadsden relieved
+me as our count began. “Shot-gun is a splendid man,” said he, “and he
+has trailed more train-robbers than any deputy in New Mexico. But he has
+seen too many friends to-day, and is not quite himself. So when he fell
+down that time I just took this off him.” He opened the drawer, and
+there lay a six-shooter. “It was touch and go,” said Gadsden; “but he's
+thinking that hard about his twins that he's not missed it yet. 'Twould
+have been the act of an enemy to leave that on him to-day.--Well, d'you
+say!” he broke off. “Well, well, well!” It was the tickets we took out
+of the box that set him exclaiming. I began to read them, and saw that
+the agent was no mere politician, but a statesman. His Aqua Marine had a
+solid vote. I remembered his extreme praise of both Bosco and Cuba. This
+had set Rincon and Sharon bitterly against each other. I remembered his
+modesty about Aqua Marine. Of course. Each town, unable to bear the
+idea of the other's beating it, had voted for the manna-fed, who had 299
+votes. Shot-gun and his wife had voted for their twins. I looked towards
+the Manna Department, and could see that Aqua Marine was placid once
+more, and Mrs. Brewton was dancing the ring before her eyes. I hope I
+announced the returns in a firm voice. “What!” said Shot-gun Smith; and
+at that sound Mrs. Brewton stopped dancing the ring. He strode to our
+table. “There's the winner,” said Gadsden, quickly pointing to the
+Manna Exhibit. “What!” shouted Smith again; “and they quit me for that
+hammer-headed son-of-a-gun?” He whirled around. The men stood ready, and
+the women fled shrieking and cowering to their infants in the booths.
+“Gentlemen! Gentlemen!” cried Gadsden, “don't hurt him! Look here!” And
+from the drawer he displayed Shot-gun's weapon. They understood in a
+second, and calmly watched the enraged and disappointed Shot-gun. But he
+was a man. He saw how he had frightened the women, and he stood in the
+middle of the floor with eyes that did not at all resemble Aqua Marine's
+at present. “I'm all right now, boys,” he said. “I hope I've harmed no
+one. Ladies, will you try and forget about me making such a break? It
+got ahead of me, I guess; for I had promised the little woman--” He
+stopped himself; and then his eye fell upon the Manna Department. “I
+guess I don't like one thing much now. I'm not after prizes. I'd not
+accept one from a gold-bug-combine-trust that comes sneaking around
+stuffing wholesale concoctions into our children's systems. My twins are
+not manna-fed. My twins are raised as nature intended. Perhaps if they
+were swelled out with trash that acts like baking-powder, they would
+have a medal too--for I notice he has made you vote his way pretty often
+this afternoon.” I saw the agent at the end of the room look very queer.
+“That's so!” said several. “I think I'll clear out his boxes,” said
+Shot-gun, with rising joy. “I feel like I've got to do something before
+I go home. Come on, judge!” He swooped towards the manna with a yell,
+and the men swooped with him, and Gadsden and I were swooped with them.
+Again the women shrieked. But Mrs. Brewton stood out before the boxes
+with her curl and her chintz.
+
+“Mr. Smith,” said she, “you are not going to do anything like that. You
+are going to behave yourself like the gentleman you are, and not like
+the wild beast that's inside you.” Never in his life before, probably,
+had Shot-gun been addressed in such a manner, and he too became
+hypnotized, fixing his blue eyes upon the strange lady. “I do not
+believe in patent foods for children,” said Mrs. Brewton. “We agree
+on that, Mr. Smith, and I am a grandmother, and I attend to what my
+grandchildren eat. But this highly adroit young man has done you no
+harm. If he has the prizes, whose doing is that, please? And who paid
+for them? Will you tell me, please? Ah, you are all silent!” And she
+croaked melodiously. “Now let him and his manna go along. But I have
+enjoyed meeting you all, and I shall not forget you soon. And, Mr.
+Smith, I want you to remember me. Will you, please?” She walked to Mrs.
+Smith and the twins, and Shot-gun followed her, entirely hypnotized. She
+beckoned to me. “Your judge and I,” she said, “consider not only your
+beautiful twins worthy of a prize, but also the mother and father
+that can so proudly claim them.” She put her hand in my pocket. “These
+cat's-eyes,” she said, “you will wear, and think of me and the judge
+who presents them.” She placed a bracelet on each twin, and the necklace
+upon Mrs. Smith's neck. “Give him Gadsden's stuff,” she whispered to me.
+“Do you shave yourself, sir?” said I, taking out the Stropine. “Vaseline
+and ground shells, and will last your life. Rub the size of a pea on
+your strop and spread it to an inch.” I placed the box in Shot-gun's
+motionless hand. “And now, Gadsden, we'll take the train,” said Mrs.
+Brewton. “Here's your lunch! Here's your wine!” said the orator, forcing
+a basket upon me. “I don't know what we'd have done without you and your
+mother.” A flash of indignation crossed Mrs. Brewton's face, but changed
+to a smile. “You've forgot to name my girls!” exclaimed Shot-gun,
+suddenly finding his voice. “Suppose you try that,” said Mrs. Brewton to
+me, a trifle viciously. “Thank you,” I said to Smith. “Thank you.
+I--” “Something handsome,” he urged. “How would Cynthia do for one?” I
+suggested. “Shucks, no! I've known two Cynthias. You don't want that?”
+ he asked Mrs. Smith; and she did not at all. “Something extra, something
+fine, something not stale,” said he. I looked about the room. There was
+no time for thought, but my eye fell once more upon Cuba. This reminded
+me of Spain, and the Spanish; and my brain leaped. “I have them!”
+ I cried. “'Armada' and 'Loyola.'” “That's what they're named!” said
+Shot-gun; “write it for us.” And I did. Once more the band played, and
+we left them, all calling, “Good-bye, ma'am. Good-bye, judge,” happy
+as possible. The train was soon going sixty miles an hour through the
+desert. We had passed Lordsburg, San Simon, and were nearly at Benson
+before Mrs. Brewton and Gadsden (whom she made sit down with us) and I
+finished the lunch and champagne. “I wonder how long he'll remember me?”
+ mused Mrs. Brewton at Tucson, where we were on time. “That woman is not
+worth one of his boots.”
+
+Saturday afternoon, May 6.--Near Los Angeles. I have been writing all
+day, to be sure and get everything in, and now Sharon is twenty-four
+hours ago, and here there are roses, gardens, and many nice houses at
+the way-stations. Oh, George Washington, father of your country, what a
+brindled litter have you sired!
+
+But here the moral reflections begin again, and I copy no more diary.
+Mrs. Brewton liked my names for the twins. “They'll pronounce it
+Loyo'la,” she said, “and that sounds right lovely.” Later she sent me
+her paper for the Golden Daughters. It is full of poetry and sentiment
+and all the things I have missed. She wrote that if she had been sure
+the agent had helped Aqua Marine to swallow the ring, she would have let
+them smash his boxes. And I think she was a little in love with Shot-gun
+Smith. But what a pity we shall soon have no more Mrs. Brewtons! The
+causes that produced her--slavery, isolation, literary tendencies,
+adversity, game blood--that combination is broken forever. I shall speak
+to Mr. Howells about her. She ought to be recorded.
+
+
+
+
+The Promised Land
+
+
+Perhaps there were ten of them--these galloping dots were hard to
+count--down in the distant bottom across the river. Their swiftly moving
+dust hung with them close, thinning to a yellow veil when they halted
+short. They clustered a moment, then parted like beads, and went wide
+asunder on the plain. They veered singly over the level, merged in twos
+and threes, apparently racing, shrank together like elastic, and broke
+ranks again to swerve over the stretching waste. From this visioned
+pantomime presently came a sound, a tiny shot. The figures were too
+far for discerning which fired it. It evidently did no harm, and was
+repeated at once. A babel of diminutive explosions followed, while the
+horsemen galloped on in unexpected circles. Soon, for no visible reason,
+the dots ran together, bunching compactly. The shooting stopped, the
+dust rose thick again from the crowded hoofs, cloaking the group, and so
+passed back and was lost among the silent barren hills.
+
+Four emigrants had watched this from the high bleak rim of the Big Bend.
+They stood where the flat of the desert broke and tilted down in grooves
+and bulges deep to the lurking Columbia. Empty levels lay opposite,
+narrowing up into the high country.
+
+“That's the Colville Reservation across the river from us,” said the
+man.
+
+“Another!” sighed his wife.
+
+“The last Indians we'll strike. Our trail to the Okanagon goes over a
+corner of it.”
+
+“We're going to those hills?” The mother looked at her little girl and
+back where the cloud had gone.
+
+“Only a corner, Liza. The ferry puts us over on it, and we've got to
+go by the ferry or stay this side of the Columbia. You wouldn't want to
+start a home here?”
+
+They had driven twenty-one hundred miles at a walk. Standing by them
+were the six horses with the wagon, and its tunneled roof of canvas
+shone duskily on the empty verge of the wilderness. A dry windless
+air hung over the table-land of the Big Bend, but a sound rose from
+somewhere, floating voluminous upon the silence, and sank again.
+
+“Rapids!” The man pointed far up the giant rut of the stream to where a
+streak of white water twinkled at the foot of the hills. “We've struck
+the river too high,” he added.
+
+“Then we don't cross here?” said the woman, quickly.
+
+“No. By what they told me the cabin and the ferry ought to be five miles
+down.”
+
+Her face fell. “Only five miles! I was wondering, John--Wouldn't there
+be a way round for the children to--”
+
+“Now, mother,” interrupted the husband, “that ain't like you. We've
+crossed plenty Indian reservations this trip already.”
+
+“I don't want to go round,” the little girl said. “Father, don't make me
+go round.”
+
+Mart, the boy, with a loose hook of hair hanging down to his eyes from
+his hat, did not trouble to speak. He had been disappointed in the
+westward journey to find all the Indians peaceful. He knew which way
+he should go now, and he went to the wagon to look once again down the
+clean barrel of his rifle.
+
+“Why, Nancy, you don't like Indians?” said her mother.
+
+“Yes, I do. I like chiefs.”
+
+Mrs. Clallam looked across the river. “It was so strange, John, the way
+they acted. It seems to get stranger, thinking about it.”
+
+“They didn't see us. They didn't have a notion--”
+
+“But if we're going right over?”
+
+“We're not going over there, Liza. That quick water's the Mahkin Rapids,
+and our ferry's clear down below from this place.”
+
+“What could they have been after, do you think?”
+
+“Those chaps? Oh, nothing, I guess. They weren't killing anybody.”
+
+“Playing cross-tag,” said Mart.
+
+“I'd like to know, John, how you know they weren't killing anybody. They
+might have been trying to.”
+
+“Then we're perfectly safe, Liza. We can set and let 'em kill us all
+day.”
+
+“Well, I don't think it's any kind of way to behave, running around
+shooting right off your horse.”
+
+“And Fourth of July over too,” said Mart from the wagon. He was putting
+cartridges into the magazine of his Winchester. His common-sense told
+him that those horsemen would not cross the river, but the notion of a
+night attack pleased the imagination of young sixteen.
+
+“It was the children,” said Mrs. Clallam. “And nobody's getting me any
+wood. How am I going to cook supper? Stir yourselves!”
+
+They had carried water in the wagon, and father and son went for wood.
+Some way down the hill they came upon a gully with some dead brush, and
+climbed back with this. Supper was eaten on the ground, the horses were
+watered, given grain, and turned loose to find what pickings they might
+in the lean growth; and dusk had not turned to dark when the emigrants
+were in their beds on the soft dust. The noise of the rapids dominated
+the air with distant sonority, and the children slept at once, the boy
+with his rifle along his blanket's edge. John Clallam lay till the moon
+rose hard and brilliant, and then quietly, lest his wife should hear
+from her bed by the wagon, went to look across the river. Where the
+downward slope began he came upon her. She had been watching for some
+time. They were the only objects in that bald moonlight. No shrub grew
+anywhere that reached to the waist, and the two figures drew together on
+the lonely hill. They stood hand in hand and motionless, except that the
+man bent over the woman and kissed her. When she spoke of Iowa they had
+left, he talked of the new region of their hopes, the country that lay
+behind the void hills opposite, where it would not be a struggle to
+live. He dwelt on the home they would make, and her mood followed his
+at last, till husband and wife were building distant plans together. The
+Dipper had swung low when he remarked that they were a couple of fools,
+and they went back to their beds. Cold came over the ground, and their
+musings turned to dreams. Next morning both were ashamed of their fears.
+
+By four the wagon was on the move. Inside, Nancy's voice was heard
+discussing with her mother whether the school-teacher where they were
+going to live now would have a black dog with a white tail, that could
+swim with a basket in his mouth. They crawled along the edge of the vast
+descent, making slow progress, for at times the valley widened and they
+receded far from the river, and then circuitously drew close again where
+the slant sank abruptly. When the ferryman's cabin came in sight, the
+canvas interior of the wagon was hot in the long-risen sun. The lay of
+the land had brought them close above the stream, but no one seemed to
+be at the cabin on the other side, nor was there any sign of a ferry.
+Groves of trees lay in the narrow folds of the valley, and the water
+swept black between untenanted shores. Nothing living could be seen
+along the scant levels of the bottom-land. Yet there stood the cabin as
+they had been told, the only one between the rapids and the Okanagon;
+and bright in the sun the Colville Reservation confronted them. They
+came upon tracks going down over the hill, marks of wagons and horses,
+plain in the soil, and charred sticks, with empty cans, lying where
+camps had been. Heartened by this proof that they were on the right
+road, John Clallam turned his horses over the brink. The slant steepened
+suddenly in a hundred yards, tilting the wagon so no brake or shoe would
+hold it if it moved farther.
+
+“All out!” said Clallam. “Either folks travel light in this country
+or they unpack.” He went down a little way. “That's the trail too,” he
+said. “Wheel marks down there, and the little bushes are snapped off.”
+
+Nancy slipped out. “I'm unpacked,” said she. “Oh, what a splendid hill
+to go down! We'll go like anything.”
+
+“Yes, that surely is the trail,” Clallam pursued. “I can see away down
+where somebody's left a wheel among them big stones. But where does he
+keep his ferry-boat? And where does he keep himself?”
+
+“Now, John, if it's here we're to go down, don't you get to studying
+over something else. It'll be time enough after we're at the bottom.
+Nancy, here's your chair.” Mrs. Clallam began lifting the lighter things
+from the wagon.
+
+“Mart,” said the father, “we'll have to chain lock the wheels after
+we're empty. I guess we'll start with the worst. You and me'll take the
+stove apart and get her down somehow. We're in luck to have open country
+and no timber to work through. Drop that bedding mother! Yourself is all
+you're going to carry. We'll pack that truck on the horses.”
+
+“Then pack it now and let me start first. I'll make two trips while
+you're at the stove.”
+
+“There's the man!” said Nancy.
+
+A man--a white man--was riding up the other side of the river. Near the
+cabin he leaned to see something on the ground. Ten yards more and he
+was off the horse and picked up something and threw it away. He loitered
+along, picking up and throwing till he was at the door. He pushed it
+open and took a survey of the interior. Then he went to his horse, and
+when they saw him going away on the road he had come, they set up a
+shouting, and Mart fired a signal. The rider dived from his saddle and
+made headlong into the cabin, where the door clapped to like a trap.
+Nothing happened further, and the horse stood on the bank.
+
+“That's the funniest man I ever saw,” said Nancy.
+
+“They're all funny over there,” said Mart. “I'll signal him again.” But
+the cabin remained shut, and the deserted horse turned, took a few first
+steels of freedom, then trotted briskly down the river.
+
+“Why, then, he don't belong there at all,” said Nancy.
+
+“Wait, child, till we know something about it.”
+
+“She's liable to be right, Liza. The horse, anyway, don't belong, or
+he'd not run off. That's good judgment, Nancy. Right good for a little
+girl.”
+
+“I am six years old,” said Nancy, “and I know lots more than that.”
+
+“Well, let's get mother and the bedding started down. It'll be noon
+before we know it.”
+
+There were two pack-saddles in the wagon, ready against such straits as
+this. The rolls were made, balanced as side packs, and circled with the
+swing-ropes, loose cloths, clothes, frying-pans, the lantern, and the
+axe tossed in to fill the gap in the middle, canvas flung over the
+whole, and the diamond-hitch hauled taut on the first pack, when a
+second rider appeared across the river. He came out of a space between
+the opposite hills, into which the trail seemed to turn, and he was
+leading the first man's horse. The heavy work before them was forgotten,
+and the Clallams sat down in a row to watch.
+
+“He's stealing it,” said Mrs. Clallam.
+
+“Then the other man will come out and catch him,” said Nancy.
+
+Mart corrected them. “A man never steals horses that way. He drives them
+up in the mountains, where the owner don't travel much.”
+
+The new rider had arrived at the bank and came steadily along till
+opposite the door, where he paused and looked up and down the river.
+
+“See him stoop,” said Clallam the father. “He's seen the tracks don't go
+further.”
+
+“I guess he's after the other one,” added Clallam the son.
+
+“Which of them is the ferry-man?” said Mrs. Clallam.
+
+The man had got off and gone straight inside the cabin. In the black of
+the doorway appeared immediately the first man, dangling in the grip of
+the other, who kicked him along to the horse. There the victim mounted
+his own animal and rode back down the river. The chastiser was returning
+to the cabin, when Mart fired his rifle. The man stopped short, saw the
+emigrants, and waved his hand. He dismounted and came to the edge of the
+water. They could hear he was shouting to them, but it was too far for
+the words to carry. From a certain reiterated cadence, he seemed to be
+saying one thing. John and Mart tried to show they did not understand,
+and indicated their wagon, walking to it and getting aboard. On that the
+stranger redoubled his signs and shootings, ran to the cabin, where he
+opened and shut the door several times, came back, and pointed to the
+hills.
+
+“He's going away, and can't ferry us over,” said Mrs. Clallam.
+
+“And the other man thought he'd gone,” said Nancy, “and he came and
+caught him in his house.”
+
+“This don't suit me,” Clallam remarked. “Mart, we'll go to the shore and
+talk to him.”
+
+When the man saw them descending the hill, he got on his horse and swam
+the stream. It carried him below, but he was waiting for them when they
+reached the level. He was tall, shambling, and bony, and roved over them
+with a pleasant, restless eye.
+
+“Good-morning,” said he. “Fine weather. I was baptized Edward Wilson,
+but you inquire for Wild-Goose Jake. Them other names are retired and
+pensioned. I expect you seen me kick him?”
+
+“Couldn't help seeing.”
+
+“Oh, I ain't blamin' you, son, not a bit, I ain't. He can't bile water
+without burnin' it, and his toes turns in, and he's blurry round the
+finger-nails. He's jest kultus, he is. Hev some?” With a furtive smile
+that often ran across his lips, he pulled out a flat bottle, and all
+took an acquaintanceship swallow, while the Clallams explained their
+journey. “How many air there of yu' slidin' down the hill?” he inquired,
+shifting his eye to the wagon.
+
+“I've got my wife and little girl up there. That's all of us.”
+
+“Ladies along! Then I'll step behind this bush.” He was dragging his
+feet from his waterlogged boots. “Hear them suck now?” he commented.
+“Didn't hev to think about a wetting onced. But I ain't young any more.
+There, I guess I ain't caught a chill.” He had whipped his breeches off
+and spread them on the sand. “Now you arrive down this here hill from
+Ioway, and says you: 'Where's that ferry? 'Ain't we hit the right
+spot?' Well, that's what you hev hit. You're all right, and the spot is
+hunky-dory, and it's the durned old boat hez made the mistake, begosh!
+A cloud busted in this country, and she tore out fer the coast, and the
+joke's on her! You'd ought to hev heerd her cable snap! Whoosh, if that
+wire didn't screech! Jest last week it was, and the river come round the
+corner on us in a wave four feet high, same as a wall. I was up here
+on business, and seen the whole thing. So the ferry she up and bid us
+good-bye, and lit out for Astoria with her cargo. Beggin' pardon,
+hev you tobacco, for mine's in my wet pants? Twenty-four hogs and the
+driver, and two Sheeny drummers bound to the mines with brass jew'lry,
+all gone to hell, for they didn't near git to Astoria. They sank in the
+sight of all, as we run along the bank. I seen their arms wave, and them
+hogs rolling over like 'taters bilin' round in the kettle.” Wild-Goose
+Jake's words came slow and went more slowly as he looked at the river
+and spoke, but rather to himself. “It warn't long, though. I expect it
+warn't three minutes till the water was all there was left there. My
+stars, what a lot of it! And I might hev been part of that cargo, easy
+as not. Freight behind time was all that come between me and them that
+went. So, we'd hev gone bobbin' down that flood, me and my piah-chuck.”
+
+“Your piah-chuck?” Mart inquired.
+
+The man faced the boy like a rat, but the alertness faded instantly from
+his eye, and his lip slackened into a slipshod smile. “Why, yes, sonny,
+me and my grub-stake. You've been to school, I'll bet, but they didn't
+learn yu' Chinook, now, did they? Chinook's the lingo us white folks
+trade in with the Siwashes, and we kinder falls into it, talking along.
+I was thinkin' how but for delay me and my grubstake--provisions, ye
+know--that was consigned to me clear away at Spokane, might hev been
+drownded along with them hogs and Hebrews. That's what the good folks
+calls a dispensation of the Sauklee Tyee!--Providence, ye know, in
+Chinook. 'One shall be taken and the other left.' And that's what beats
+me--they got left; and I'm a bigger sinner than them drummers, for I'm
+ten years older than they was. And the poor hogs was better than any of
+us. That can't be gainsaid. Oh no! oh no!”
+
+Mart laughed.
+
+“I mean it, son. Some day such thoughts will come to you.” He stared at
+the river unsteadily with his light gray eyes.
+
+“Well, if the ferry's gone,” said John Clallam, getting on his legs,
+“we'll go on down to the next one.”
+
+“Hold on! hold on! Did you never hear tell of a raft? I'll put you folks
+over this river. Wait till I git my pants on,” said he, stalking nimbly
+to where they lay.
+
+“It's just this way,” Clallam continued; “we're bound for the upper
+Okanagon country, and we must get in there to build our cabin before
+cold weather.”
+
+“Don't you worry about that. It'll take you three days to the next
+ferry, while you and me and the boy kin build a raft right here by
+to-morrow noon. You hev an axe, I expect? Well, here is timber close,
+and your trail takes over to my place on the Okanagon, where you've got
+another crossin' to make. And all this time we're keeping the ladies
+waitin' up the hill! We'll talk business as we go along; and, see here,
+if I don't suit yu', or fail in my bargain, you needn't to pay me a
+cent.”
+
+He began climbing, and on the way they came to an agreement. Wild-Goose
+Jake bowed low to Mrs. Clallam, and as low to Nancy, who held her
+mother's dress and said nothing, keeping one finger in her mouth.
+All began emptying the wagon quickly, and tins of baking-powder, with
+rocking-chairs and flowered quilts, lay on the hill. Wild-Goose Jake
+worked hard, and sustained a pleasant talk by himself. His fluency was
+of an eagerness that parried interruption or inquiry.
+
+“So you've come acrosst the Big Bend! Ain't it a cosey place? Reminds me
+of them medicine pictures, 'Before and After Using.' The Big Bend's the
+way this world looked before using--before the Bible fixed it up, ye
+know. Ever seen specimens of Big Bend produce, ma'am? They send
+'em East. Grain and plums and such. The feller that gathered them
+curiosities hed hunt forty square miles apiece for 'em. But it's
+good-payin' policy, and it fetches lots of settlers to the Territory.
+They come here hummin' and walks around the wilderness, and 'Where's the
+plums?' says they. 'Can't you see I'm busy?' says the land agent; and
+out they goes. But you needn't to worry, ma'am. The country where you're
+goin' ain't like that. There's water and timber and rich soil and mines.
+Billy Moon has gone there--he's the man run the ferry. When she wrecked,
+he pulled his freight for the new mines at Loop Loop.”
+
+“Did the man live in the little house?” said Nancy.
+
+“Right there, miss. And nobody lives there any more, so you take it if
+you're wantin' a place of your own.”
+
+“What made you kick the other man if it wasn't your house?”
+
+“Well, now, if it ain't a good one on him to hev you see that! I'll tell
+him a little girl seen that, and maybe he'll feel the disgrace. Only
+he's no account, and don't take any experience the reg'lar way. He's
+nigh onto thirty, and you'll not believe me, I know, but he ain't never
+even learned to spit right.”
+
+“Is he yours?” inquired Nancy.
+
+“Gosh! no, miss--beggin' pardon. He's jest workin' for me.”
+
+“Did he know you were coming to kick him when he hid?”
+
+“Hid? What's that?” The man's eyes narrowed again into points. “You
+folks seen him hide?” he said to Clallam.
+
+“Why, of course; didn't he say anything?”
+
+“He didn't get much chance,” muttered Jake. “What did he hide at?”
+
+“Us.”
+
+“You, begosh!”
+
+“I guess so,” said Mart. “We took him for the ferry-man, and when he
+couldn't hear us--”
+
+“What was he doin'?”
+
+“Just riding along. And so I fired to signal him, and he flew into the
+door.”
+
+“So you fired, and he flew into the door. Oh, h'm.” Jake continued to
+pack the second horse, attending carefully to the ropes. “I never knowed
+he was that weak in the upper story,” he said, in about five minutes.
+“Knew his brains was tenas, but didn't suspect he were that weak in the
+upper story. You're sure he didn't go in till he heerd your gun?”
+
+“He'd taken a look and was going away,” said Mart.
+
+“Now ain't some people jest odd! Now you follow me, and I'll tell you
+folks what I'd figured he'd been at. Billy Moon he lived in that cabin,
+yu' see. And he had his stuff there, yu, see, and run the ferry, and a
+kind of a store. He kept coffee and canned goods and star-plug and this
+and that to supply the prospectin' outfits that come acrosst on his
+ferry on the trail to the mines. Then a cloud-burst hits his boat and
+his job's spoiled on the river, and he quits for the mines, takin' his
+stuff along--do you follow me? But he hed to leave some, and he give me
+the key, and I was to send the balance after him next freight team that
+come along my way. Leander--that's him I was kickin'--he knowed about
+it, and he'll steal a hot stove he's that dumb. He knowed there was
+stuff here of Billy Moon's. Well, last night we hed some horses stray,
+and I says to him, 'Andy, you get up by daylight and find them.' And he
+gits. But by seven the horses come in all right of theirselves, and
+Mr. Leander he was missin'; and says I to myself, 'I'll ketch you, yu'
+blamed hobo.' And I thought I had ketched him, yu' see. Weren't that
+reasonable of me? Wouldn't any of you folks hev drawed that conclusion?”
+ The man had fallen into a wheedling tone as he studied their faces.
+“Jest put yourselves in my place,” he said.
+
+“Then what was he after?” said Mart.
+
+“Stealin'. But he figured he'd come again.”
+
+“He didn't like my gun much.”
+
+“Guns always skeers him when he don't know the parties shootin'.
+That's his dumbness. Maybe he thought I was after him; he's jest that
+distrustful. Begosh! we'll have the laugh on him when he finds he run
+from a little girl.”
+
+“He didn't wait to see who he was running from,” said Mart.
+
+“Of course he didn't. Andy hears your gun and he don't inquire further,
+but hits the first hole he kin crawl into. That's Andy! That's the kind
+of boy I hev to work for me. All the good ones goes where you're goin',
+where the grain grows without irrigation and the blacktail deer comes
+out on the hill and asks yu' to shoot 'em for dinner. Who's ready for
+the bottom? If I stay talkin' the sun'll go down on us. Don't yu' let
+me get started agin. Just you shet me off twiced anyway each twenty-four
+hours.”
+
+He began to descend with his pack-horse and the first load. All
+afternoon they went up and down over the hot bare face of the hill,
+until the baggage, heavy and light, was transported and dropped
+piecemeal on the shore. The torn-out insides of their home littered the
+stones with familiar shapes and colors, and Nancy played among them,
+visiting each parcel and folded thing.
+
+“There's the red table-cover!” she exclaimed, “and the big
+coffee-grinder. And there's our table, and the hole Mart burned in it.”
+ She took a long look at this. “Oh, how I wish I could see our pump!” she
+said, and began to cry.
+
+“You talk to her, mother,” said Clallam. “She's tuckered out.”
+
+The men returned to bring the wagon. With chain-locked wheels, and
+tilted half over by the cross slant of the mountain, it came heavily
+down, reeling and sliding on the slippery yellow weeds, and grinding
+deep ruts across the faces of the shelving beds of gravel. Jake guided
+it as he could, straining back on the bits of the two hunched horses
+when their hoofs glanced from the stones that rolled to the bottom;
+and the others leaned their weight on a pole lodged between the spokes,
+making a balance to the wagon, for it leaned the other way so far that
+at any jolt the two wheels left the ground. When it was safe at the
+level of the stream, dusk had come and a white flat of mist lay along
+the river, striping its course among the gaunt hills. They slept without
+moving, and rose early to cut logs, which the horses dragged to the
+shore. The outside trunks were nailed and lashed with ropes, and sank
+almost below the surface with the weight of the wood fastened crosswise
+on top. But the whole floated dry with its cargo, and crossed clumsily
+on the quick-wrinkled current. Then it brought the wagon; and the six
+horses swam. The force of the river had landed them below the cabin,
+and when they had repacked there was too little left of day to go on.
+Clallam suggested it was a good time to take Moon's leavings over to
+the Okanagon, but Wild-Goose Jake said at once that their load was heavy
+enough; and about this they could not change his mind. He made a journey
+to the cabin by himself, and returned saying that he had managed to lock
+the door.
+
+“Father,” said Mart, as they were harnessing next day, “I've been up
+there. I went awful early. There's no lock to the door, and the cabin's
+empty.”
+
+“I guessed that might be.”
+
+“There has been a lock pried off pretty lately. There was a lot of
+broken bottles around everywheres, inside and out.”
+
+“What do you make out of it?” said Mart.
+
+“Nothing yet. He wants to get us away, and I'm with him there. I want to
+get up the Okanagon as soon as we can.”
+
+“Well, I'm takin' yu' the soonest way,” said Wild-Goose Jake, behind
+them. From his casual smile there was no telling what he had heard.
+“I'll put your stuff acrosst the Okanagon to-morrow mornin'. But
+to-night yourselves'll all be over, and the ladies kin sleep in my
+room.”
+
+The wagon made good time. The trail crossed easy valleys and over
+the yellow grass of the hills, while now and then their guide took
+a short-cut. He wished to get home, he said, since there could be no
+estimating what Leander might be doing. While the sun was still well up
+in the sky they came over a round knob and saw the Okanagon, blue in the
+bright afternoon, and the cabin on its further bank. This was a roomier
+building to see than common, and a hay-field was by it, and a bit
+of green pasture, fenced in. Saddle-horses were tied in front, heads
+hanging and feet knuckled askew with long waiting, and from inside an
+uneven, riotous din whiffled lightly across the river and intervening
+meadow to the hill.
+
+“If you'll excuse me,” said Jake, “I'll jest git along ahead, and see
+what game them folks is puttin' up on Andy. Likely as not he's weighin'
+'em out flour at two cents, with it costin' me two and a half on
+freightin' alone. I'll hev supper ready time you ketch up.”
+
+He was gone at once, getting away at a sharp pace, till presently they
+could see him swimming the stream. When he was in the cabin the sounds
+changed, dropping off to one at a time, and expired. But when the riders
+came out into the air, they leaned and collided at random, whirled their
+arms, and, screaming till they gathered heart, charged with wavering
+menace at the door. The foremost was flung from the sill, and he shot
+along toppling and scraped his length in the dust, while the owner of
+the cabin stood in the entrance. The Indian picked himself up, and at
+some word of Jake's which the emigrants could half follow by the fierce
+lift of his arm, all got on their horses and set up a wailing, like
+vultures driven off. They went up the river a little and crossed, but
+did not come down this side, and Mrs. Clallam was thankful when their
+evil noise had died away up the valley. They had seen the wagon coming,
+but gave it no attention. A man soon came over the river from the
+cabin, and was lounging against a tree when the emigrants drew up at the
+margin.
+
+“I don't know what you know,” he whined defiantly from the tree, “but
+I'm goin' to Cornwall, Connecticut, and I don't care who knows it.” He
+sent a cowed look at the cabin across the river.
+
+“Get out of the wagon, Nancy,” said Clallam. “Mart, help her down.”
+
+“I'm going back,” said the man, blinking like a scolded dog. “I ain't
+stayin' here for nobody. You can tell him I said so, too.” Again his eye
+slunk sidewise towards the cabin, and instantly back.
+
+“While you're staying,” said Mart, “you might as well give a hand here.”
+
+He came with alacrity, and made a shift of unhitching the horses. “I was
+better off coupling freight cars on the Housatonic,” he soon remarked.
+His voice came shallow, from no deeper than his throat, and a peevish
+apprehension rattled through it. “That was a good job. And I've had
+better, too; forty, fifty, sixty dollars better.”
+
+“Shall we unpack the wagon?” Clallam inquired.
+
+“I don't know. You ever been to New Milford? I sold shoes there.
+Thirty-five dollars and board.”
+
+The emigrants attended to their affairs, watering the horses and driving
+picket stakes. Leander uselessly followed behind them with conversation,
+blinking and with lower lip sagged, showing a couple of teeth. “My
+brother's in business in Pittsfield, Massachusetts,” said he, “and I can
+get a salary in Bridgeport any day I say so. That a Marlin?”
+
+“No,” said Mart. “It's a Winchester.”
+
+“I had a Marlin. He's took it from me. I'll bet you never got shot at.”
+
+“Anybody want to shoot you?” Mart inquired.
+
+“Well and I guess you'll believe they did day before yesterday”
+
+“If you're talking about up at that cabin, it was me.”
+
+Leander gave Mart a leer. “That won't do,” said he. “He's put you up to
+telling me that, and I'm going to Cornwall, Connecticut. I know what's
+good for me, I guess.”
+
+“I tell you we were looking for the ferry, and I signalled you across
+the river.”
+
+“No, no,” said Leander. “I never seen you in my life. Don't you be like
+him and take me for a fool.”
+
+“All right. Why did they want to murder you?”
+
+“Why?” said the man, shrilly. “Why? Hadn't they broke in and filled
+themselves up on his piah-chuck till they were crazy-drunk? And when I
+came along didn't they--”
+
+“When you came along they were nowhere near there,” said Mart.
+
+“Now you're going to claim it was me drunk it and scattered all them
+bottles of his,” screamed Leander, backing away. “I tell you I didn't.
+I told him I didn't, and he knowed it well, too. But he's just that mean
+when he's mad he likes to put a thing on me whether or no, when he never
+seen me touch a drop of whiskey, nor any one else, neither. They were
+riding and shooting loose over the country like they always do on a
+drunk. And I'm glad they stole his stuff. What business had he to keep
+it at Billy Moon's old cabin and send me away up there to see it was all
+right? Let him do his own dirty work. I ain't going to break the laws on
+the salary he pays me.”
+
+The Clallam family had gathered round Leander, who was stricken with
+volubility. “It ain't once in a while, but it's every day and every
+week,” he went on, always in a woolly scream. “And the longer he ain't
+caught the bolder he gets, and puts everything that goes wrong on to me.
+Was it me traded them for that liquor this afternoon? It was his squaw,
+Big Tracks, and he knowed it well. He lets that mud-faced baboon run the
+house when he's off, and I don't have the keys nor nothing, and never
+did have. But of course he had to come in and say it was me just because
+he was mad about having you see them Siwashes hollering around. And he
+come and shook me where I was sittin', and oh, my, he knowed well the
+lie he was acting. I bet I've got the marks on my neck now. See any red
+marks?” Leander exhibited the back of his head, but the violence done
+him had evidently been fleeting. “He'll be awful good to you, for he's
+that scared--”
+
+Leander stood tremulously straight in silence, his lip sagging, as
+Wild-Goose Jake called pleasantly from the other bank. “Come to supper,
+you folks,” said he. “Why, Andy, I told you to bring them across, and
+you've let them picket their horses. Was you expectin' Mrs. Clallam to
+take your arm and ford six feet of water?” For some reason his voice
+sounded kind as he spoke to his assistant.
+
+“Well, mother?” said Clallam.
+
+“If it was not for Nancy, John--”
+
+“I know, I know. Out on the shore here on this side would be a
+pleasanter bedroom for you, but” (he looked up the valley) “I guess our
+friend's plan is more sensible to-night.”
+
+So they decided to leave the wagon behind and cross to the cabin. The
+horses put them with not much wetting to the other bank, where Jake,
+most eager and friendly, hovered to meet his party, and when they were
+safe ashore pervaded his premises in their behalf.
+
+“Turn them horses into the pasture, Andy,” said he, “and first feed 'em
+a couple of quarts.” It may have been hearing himself say this, but
+tone and voice dropped to the confidential and his sentences came with a
+chuckle. “Quarts to the horses and quarts to the Siwashes and a skookum
+pack of trouble all round, Mrs. Clallam! If I hedn't a-came to stop it a
+while ago, why about all the spirits that's in stock jest now was bein'
+traded off for some blamed ponies the bears hev let hobble on the range
+unswallered ever since I settled here. A store on a trail like this
+here, ye see, it hez to keep spirits, of course; and--well, well! here's
+my room; you ladies'll excuse, and make yourselves at home as well as
+you can.”
+
+It was of a surprising neatness, due all to him, they presently saw; the
+log walls covered with a sort of bunting that was also stretched across
+to make a ceiling below the shingles of the roof; fresh soap and towels,
+china service, a clean floor and bed, on the wall a print of some white
+and red village among elms, with a covered bridge and the water running
+over an apron-dam just above; and a rich smell of whiskey everywhere.
+“Fix up as comfortable as yu' can,” the host repeated, “and I'll see how
+Mrs. Jake's tossin' the flapjacks. She's Injun, yu' know, and five years
+of married life hadn't learned her to toss flapjacks. Now if I was you”
+ (he was lingering in the doorway) “I wouldn't shet that winder so quick.
+It don't smell nice yet for ladies in here, and I'd hev liked to git the
+time to do better for ye; but them Siwashes--well, of course, you folks
+see how it is. Maybe it ain't always and only white men that patronizes
+our goods. Uncle Sam is a long way off, and I don't say we'd ought to,
+but when the cat's away, why the mice will, ye know--they most always
+will.”
+
+There was a rattle of boards outside, at which he shut the door quickly,
+and they heard him run. A light muttering came in at the window, and the
+mother, peeping out, saw Andy fallen among a rubbish of crates and empty
+cans, where he lay staring, while his two fists beat up and down like a
+disordered toy. Wild-Goose Jake came, and having lifted him with great
+tenderness, was laying him flat as Elizabeth Clallam hurried to his
+help.
+
+“No, ma'am,” he sighed, “you can't do nothing, I guess.”
+
+“Just let me go over and get our medicines.”
+
+“Thank you, ma'am,” said Jake, and the pain on his face was miserable to
+see; “there ain't no medicine. We're kind of used to this, Andy and me.
+Maybe, if you wouldn't mind stayin' till he comes to--Why, a sick man
+takes comfort at the sight of a lady.”
+
+When the fit had passed they helped him to his feet, and Jake led him
+away.
+
+Mrs. Jake made her first appearance upon the guests sitting down to
+their meal, when she waited on table, passing busily forth from the
+kitchen with her dishes. She had but three or four English words, and
+her best years were plainly behind her; but her cooking was good,
+fried and boiled with sticks of her own chopping, and she served with
+industry. Indeed, a squaw is one of the few species of the domestic wife
+that survive today upon our continent. Andy seemed now to keep all
+his dislike for her, and followed her with a scowling eye, while he
+frequented Jake, drawing a chair to sit next him when he smoked by the
+wall after supper, and sometimes watching him with a sort of clouded
+affection upon his face. He did not talk, and the seizure had evidently
+jarred his mind as well as his frame. When the squaw was about lighting
+a lamp he brushed her arm in a childish way so that the match went out,
+and set him laughing. She poured out a harangue in Chinook, showing the
+dead match to Jake, who rose and gravely lighted the lamp himself, Andy
+laughing more than ever. When Mrs. Clallam had taken Nancy with her
+to bed, Jake walked John Clallam to the river-bank, and looking up and
+down, spoke a little of his real mind.
+
+“I guess you see how it is with me. Anyway, I don't commonly hev use
+for stranger-folks in this house. But that little girl of yourn started
+cryin' about not havin' the pump along that she'd been used to seein' in
+the yard at home. And I says to myself, 'Look a-here, Jake, I don't care
+if they do ketch on to you and yer blamed whiskey business. They're not
+the sort to tell on you.' Gee! but that about the pump got me! And I
+says, 'Jake, you're goin' to give them the best you hev got.' Why, that
+Big Bend desert and lonesome valley of the Columbia hez chilled my heart
+in the days that are gone when I weren't used to things; and the little
+girl hed came so fur! And I knowed how she was a-feelin'.”
+
+He stopped, and seemed to be turning matters over.
+
+“I'm much obliged to you,” said Clallam.
+
+“And your wife was jest beautiful about Andy. You've saw me wicked to
+Andy. I am, and often, for I rile turruble quick, and God forgive me!
+But when that boy gits at his meanness--yu've seen jest a touch of
+it--there's scarcely livin' with him. It seems like he got reg'lar
+inspired. Some days he'll lie--make up big lies to the fust man comes
+in at the door. They ain't harmless, his lies ain't. Then he'll trick my
+woman, that's real good to him; and I believe he'd lick whiskey up off
+the dirt. And every drop is poison for him with his complaint. But I'd
+ought to remember. You'd surely think I could remember, and forbear.
+Most likely he made a big talk to you about that cabin.”
+
+John Clallam told him.
+
+“Well, that's all true, for onced. I did think he'd been up to stealin'
+that whiskey gradual, 'stead of fishin', the times he was out all day.
+And the salary I give him”--Jake laughed a little--“ain't enough to
+justify a man's breaking the law. I did take his rifle away when he
+tried to shoot my woman. I guess it was Siwashes bruck into that cabin.”
+
+“I'm pretty certain of it,” said Clallam.
+
+“You? What makes you?”
+
+John began the tale of the galloping dots, and Jake stopped walking to
+listen the harder. “Yes,” he said; “that's bad. That's jest bad. They
+hev carried a lot off to drink. That's the worst.”
+
+He had little to say after this, but talked under his tongue as they
+went to the house, where he offered a bed to Clallam and Mart. They
+would not turn him out, so he showed them over to a haystack, where they
+crawled in and went to sleep.
+
+Most white men know when they have had enough whiskey. Most Indians
+do not. This is a difference between the races of which government
+has taken notice. Government says that “no ardent spirits shall be
+introduced under any presence into the Indian country.” It also says
+that the white man who attempts to break this law “shall be punished by
+imprisonment for not more than two years and by a fine of not more than
+three hundred dollars.” It further says that if any superintendent of
+Indian affairs has reason to suspect a man, he may cause the “boats,
+stores, packages, wagons, sleds, and places of deposit” of such person
+to be searched, and if ardent spirits be found it shall be forfeit,
+together with the boats and all other substances with it connected, one
+half to the informer and the other half to the use of the United States.
+The courts and all legal machines necessary for trial and punishment of
+offenders are oiled and ready; two years is a long while in jail; three
+hundred dollars and confiscation sounds heavy; altogether the penalty
+looks severe on the printed page--and all the while there's no brisker
+success in our far West than selling whiskey to Indians. Very few people
+know what the whiskey is made of, and the Indian does not care. He
+drinks till he drops senseless. If he has killed nobody and nobody him
+during the process, it is a good thing, for then the matter ends with
+his getting sober and going home to his tent till such happy time when
+he can put his hand on some further possession to trade away. The white
+offender is caught now and then; but Okanagon County lies pretty snug
+from the arm of the law. It's against Canada to the north, and the empty
+county of Stevens to the east; south of it rushes the Columbia, with
+the naked horrible Big Bend beyond, and to its west rises a domain
+of unfooted mountains. There is law up in the top of it at Conconully
+sometimes, but not much even to-day, for that is still a new country,
+where flow the Methow, the Ashinola, and the Similikameen.
+
+Consequently a cabin like Wild-Goose Jake's was a holiday place. The
+blanketed denizens of the reservation crossed to it, and the citizens
+who had neighboring cabins along the trail repaired here to spend what
+money they had. As Mrs. Clallam lay in her bed she heard customers
+arrive. Two or three loud voices spoke in English, and several Indians
+and squaws seemed to be with the party, bantering in Chinook. The
+visitors were in too strong force for Jake's word about coming some
+other night to be of any avail.
+
+“Open your cellar and quit your talk,” Elizabeth heard, and next she
+heard some door that stuck, pulled open with a shriek of the warped
+timber. Next they were gambling, and made not much noise over it at
+first; but the Indians in due time began to lose to the soberer whites,
+becoming quarrelsome, and raising a clumsy disturbance, though it was
+plain the whites had their own way and were feared. The voices rose, and
+soon there was no moment that several were not shouting curses at once,
+till Mrs. Clallam stopped her ears. She was still for a time, hearing
+only in a muffled way, when all at once the smell of drink and tobacco,
+that had sifted only a little through the cracks, grew heavy in the
+room, and she felt Nancy shrink close to her side.
+
+“Mother, mother,” the child whispered, “what's that?”
+
+It had gone beyond card-playing with the company in the saloon; they
+seemed now to be having a savage horse-play, those on their feet
+tramping in their scuffles upon others on the floor, who bellowed
+incoherently. Elizabeth Clallam took Nancy in her arms and told her that
+nobody would come where they were.
+
+But the child was shaking. “Yes, they will,” she whispered, in terror.
+“They are!” And she began a tearless sobbing, holding her mother with
+her whole strength.
+
+A little sound came close by the bed, and Elizabeth's senses stopped so
+that for half a minute she could not stir. She stayed rigid beneath the
+quilt, and Nancy clung to her. Something was moving over the floor. It
+came quite near, but turned, and its slight rustle crawled away towards
+the window.
+
+“Who is that?” demanded Mrs. Clallam, sitting up.
+
+There was no answer, but the slow creeping continued, always close along
+the floor, like the folds of stuff rubbing, and hands feeling their way
+in short slides against the boards. She had no way to find where her
+husband was sleeping, and while she thought of this and whether or not
+to rush out at the door, the table was gently shaken, there was a drawer
+opened, and some object fell.
+
+“Only a thief,” she said to herself, and in a sort of sharp joy cried
+out her question again.
+
+The singular broken voice of a woman answered, seemingly in fear.
+“Match-es,” it said; and “Match-es” said a second voice, pronouncing
+with difficulty, like the first. She knew it was some of the squaws, and
+sprang from the bed, asking what they were doing there. “Match-es,”
+ they murmured; and when she had struck a light she saw how the two were
+cringing, their blankets huddled round them. Their motionless black eyes
+looked up at her from the floor where they lay sprawled, making no offer
+to get up. It was clear to her from the pleading fear in the one word
+they answered to whatever she said, that they had come here to hide from
+the fury of the next room; and as she stood listening to this she would
+have let them remain, but their escape had been noticed. A man burst
+into the room, and at sight of her and Nancy stopped, and was blundering
+excuses, when Jake caught his arm and had dragged him almost out, but he
+saw the two on the floor; at this, getting himself free, he half swept
+the crouching figures with his boot as they fled out of the room, and
+the door was swung shut. Mrs. Clallam heard his violent words to the
+squaws for daring to disturb the strangers, and there followed the heavy
+lashing of a quirt, with screams and lamenting. No trouble came from the
+Indian husbands, for they were stupefied on the ground, and when their
+intelligences quickened enough for them to move, the punishment was
+long over and no one in the house awake but Elizabeth and Nancy, seated
+together in their bed, watching for the day. Mother and daughter heard
+them rise to go out one by one, and the hoof-beats of their horses grew
+distant up and down the river. As the rustling trees lighted and turned
+transparent in the rising sun, Jake roused those that remained and got
+them away. Later he knocked at the door.
+
+“I hev a little raft fixed this morning,” said he, “and I guess we can
+swim the wagon over here.”
+
+“Whatever's quickest to take us from this place,” Elizabeth answered.
+
+“Breakfast'll be ready, ma'am, whenever you say.”
+
+“I am ready now. I shall want to start ferrying our things--Where's Mr.
+Clallam? Tell him to come here.”
+
+“I will, ma'am. I'm sorry--”
+
+“Tell Mr. Clallam to come here, please.”
+
+John had slept sound in his haystack, and heard nothing. “Well,” he
+said, after comforting his wife and Nancy, “you were better off in the
+room, anyway. I'd not blame him so, Liza. How was he going to help it?”
+
+But Elizabeth was a woman, and just now saw one thing alone: if selling
+whiskey led to such things in this country, the man who sold it was much
+worse than any mere law-breaker. John Clallam, being now a long time
+married, made no argument. He was looking absently at the open drawer of
+a table. “That's queer,” he said, and picked up a tintype.
+
+She had no curiosity for anything in that room, and he laid it in the
+drawer again, his thoughts being taken up with the next step of their
+journey, and what might be coming to them all.
+
+During breakfast Jake was humble about the fright the ladies had
+received in his house, explaining how he thought he had acted for the
+best; at which Clallam and Mart said that in a rough country folks must
+look for rough doings, and get along as well as they can; but Elizabeth
+said nothing. The little raft took all but Nancy over the river to the
+wagon, where they set about dividing their belongings in loads that
+could be floated back, one at a time, and Jake returned to repair some
+of the disorder that remained from the night at the cabin. John and Mart
+poled the first cargo across, and while they were on the other side,
+Elizabeth looked out of the wagon, where she was working alone, and saw
+five Indian riders coming down the valley. The dust hung in the air they
+had rushed through, and they swung apart and closed again as she had
+seen before; so she looked for a rifle; but the firearms had gone over
+the Okanagon with the first load. She got down and stood at the front
+wheel of the wagon, confronting the riders when they pulled up their
+horses. One climbed unsteadily from his saddle and swayed towards her.
+
+“Drink!” said he, half friendly, and held out a bottle.
+
+Elizabeth shook her head.
+
+“Drink,” he grunted again, pushing the bottle at her. “Piah-chuck!
+Skookurn!” He had a slugglish animal grin, and when she drew back,
+tipped the bottle into his mouth, and directly choked, so that his
+friends on their horses laughed loud as he stood coughing. “Heap good,”
+ he remarked, looking at Elizabeth, who watched his eyes swim with the
+plot of the drink. “Where you come back?” he inquired, touching the
+wagon. “You cross Okanagon? Me cross you; cross horses; cross all. Heap
+cheap. What yes?”
+
+The others nodded. “Heap cheap,” they said.
+
+“We don't want you,” said Elizabeth.
+
+“No cross? Maybe he going cross you? What yes?”
+
+Again Elizabeth nodded.
+
+“Maybe he Jake?” pursued the Indian.
+
+“Yes, he is. We don't want you.”
+
+“We cross you all same. He not.”
+
+The Indian spoke loud and thick, and Elizabeth looked over the river
+where her husband was running with a rifle, and Jake behind him, holding
+a warning hand on his arm. Jake called across to the Indians, who
+listened sullenly, but got on their horses and went up the river.
+
+“Now,” said Jake to Clallam, “they ain't gone. Get your wife over here
+so she kin set in my room till I see what kin be done.”
+
+John left him at once, and crossed on the raft. His wife was stepping on
+it, when the noise and flight of riders descended along the other bank,
+where Jake was waiting. They went in a circle, with hoarse shouts, round
+the cabin as Mart with Nancy came from the pasture. The boy no sooner
+saw them than he caught his sister up and carried her quickly away among
+the corrals and sheds, where the two went out of sight.
+
+“You stay here, Liza,” her husband said. “I'll go back over.”
+
+But Mrs. Clallam laughed.
+
+“Get ashore,” he cried to her. “Quick!”
+
+“Where you go, I go, John.”
+
+“What good, what good, in the name--”
+
+“Then I'll get myself over,” said she. And he seized her as she would
+have jumped into the stream.
+
+While they crossed, the Indians had tied their horses and rambled into
+the cabin. Jake came from it to stop the Clallams.
+
+“They're after your contract,” said he, quietly. “They say they're going
+to have the job of takin' the balance of your stuff that's left acrosst
+the Okanagon over to this side.”
+
+“What did you say?” asked Mrs. Clallam.
+
+“I set 'em up drinks to gain time.”
+
+“Do you want me there?” said Clallam.
+
+“Begosh, no! That would mix things worse.”
+
+“Can't you make them go away?” Elizabeth inquired.
+
+“Me and them, ye see, ma'am, we hev a sort of bargain they're to git
+certain ferryin'. I can't make 'em savvy how I took charge of you. If
+you want them--” He paused.
+
+“We want them!” exclaimed Elizabeth. “If you're joking, it's a poor
+joke.”
+
+“It ain't no joke at all, ma'am.” Jake's face grew brooding. “Of course
+folks kin say who they'll be ferried by. And you may believe I'd rather
+do it. I didn't look for jest this complication; but maybe I kin steer
+through; and it's myself I've got to thank. Of course, if them Siwashes
+did git your job, they'd sober up gittin' ready. And--”
+
+The emigrants waited, but he did not go on with what was in his mind.
+“It's all right,” said he, in a brisk tone. “Whatever's a-comin's
+a-comin'.” He turned abruptly towards the door. “Keep yerselves away
+jest now,” he added, and went inside.
+
+The parents sought their children, finding Mart had concealed Nancy in
+the haystack. They put Mrs. Clallam also in a protected place, as a
+loud altercation seemed to be rising at the cabin; this grew as they
+listened, and Jake's squaw came running to hide herself. She could tell
+them nothing, nor make them understand more than they knew; but she
+touched John's rifle, signing to know if it were loaded, and was
+greatly relieved when he showed her the magazine full of cartridges.
+The quarrelling had fallen silent, but rose in a new gust of fierceness,
+sounding as if in the open air and coming their way. No Indian appeared,
+however, and the noise passed to the river, where the emigrants soon
+could hear wood being split in pieces.
+
+John risked a survey. “It's the raft,” he said. “They're smashing it.
+Now they're going back. Stay with the children, Liza.”
+
+“You're never going to that cabin?” she said.
+
+“He's in a scrape, mother.”
+
+John started away, heedless of his wife's despair. At his coming the
+Indians shouted and surrounded him, while he heard Jake say, “Drop your
+gun and drink with them.”
+
+“Drink!” said Andy, laughing with the same screech he had made at the
+match going out. “We re all going to Canaan, Connecticut.”
+
+Each Indian held a tin cup, and at the instant these were emptied
+they were thrust towards Jake, who filled them again, going and coming
+through a door that led a step or two down into a dark place which was
+half underground. Once he was not quick, or was imagined to be refusing,
+for an Indian raised his cup and drunkenly dashed it on Jake's head.
+Jake laughed good-humoredly, and filled the cup.
+
+“It's our one chance,” said he to John as the Indian, propping himself
+by a hand on the wall, offered the whiskey to Clallam.
+
+“We cross you Okanagon,” he said. “What yes?”
+
+“Maybe you say no?” said another, pressing the emigrant to the wall.
+
+A third interfered, saying something in their language, at which the
+other two disagreed. They talked a moment with threatening rage till
+suddenly all drew pistols. At this the two remaining stumbled among the
+group, and a shot went into the roof. Jake was there in one step with
+a keg, that they no sooner saw than they fell upon it, and the liquor
+jetted out as they clinched, wrestling over the room till one lay on
+his back with his mouth at the open bung. It was wrenched from him, and
+directly there was not a drop more in it. They tilted it, and when none
+ran out, flung the keg out of doors and crowded to the door of the dark
+place, where Jake barred the way. “Don't take to that yet!” he said to
+Clallam, for John was lifting his rifle.
+
+“Piah-chuck!” yelled the Indians, scarcely able to stand. All other
+thought had left them, and a new thought came to Jake. He reached for a
+fresh keg, while they held their tin cups in the left hand and pistols
+in the right, pushing so it was a slow matter to get the keg opened.
+They were fast nearing the sodden stage, and one sank on the floor. Jake
+glanced in at the door behind him, and filled the cups once again. While
+all were drinking he went in the store-room and set more liquor open,
+beckoning them to come as they looked up from the rims to which their
+lips had been glued. They moved round behind the table, grasping it to
+keep on their feet, with the one on the floor crawling among the legs
+of the rest. When they were all inside, Jake leaped out and locked the
+door.
+
+“They kin sleep now,” said he. “Gunpowder won't be needed. Keep wide
+away from in front.”
+
+There was a minute of stillness within, and then a groveling noise and
+struggle. A couple of bullets came harmless through the door. Those
+inside fought together as well as they could, while those outside
+listened as it grew less, the bodies falling stupefied without further
+sound of rising. One or two, still active, began striking at the boards
+with what heavy thing they could find, until suddenly the blade of an
+axe crashed through.
+
+“Keep away!” cried Jake. But Andy had leaped insanely in front of the
+door, and fell dead with a bullet through him. With a terrible scream,
+Jake flung himself at the place, and poured six shots through the panel;
+then, as Clallam caught him, wrenched at the lock, and they saw inside.
+Whiskey and blood dripped together, and no one was moving there. It
+was liquor with some, and death with others, and all of it lay upon the
+guilty soul of Jake.
+
+“You deserve killing yourself,” said Clallam.
+
+“That's been attended to,” replied Jake, and he reeled, for during his
+fire some Indian had shot once more.
+
+Clallam supported him to the room where his wife and Nancy had passed
+the night, and laid him on the bed. “I'll get Mrs. Clallam,” said he.
+
+“If she'll be willin' to see me,” said the wounded man, humbly.
+
+She came, dazed beyond feeling any horror, or even any joy, and she did
+what she could.
+
+“It was seein' 'em hit Andy,” said Jake. “Is Andy gone? Yes, I kin tell
+he's gone from your face.” He shut his eyes, and lay still so long a
+time that they thought he might be dying now; but he moved at length,
+and looked slowly round the wall till he saw the print of the village
+among the elms and the covered bridge. His hand lifted to show them
+this. “That's the road,” said he. “Andy and me used to go fishin'
+acrosst that bridge. Did you ever see the Housatonic River? I've fished
+a lot there. Cornwall, Connecticut. The hills are pretty there. Then
+Andy got worse. You look in that drawer.” John remembered, and when he
+got out the tintype, Jake stretched for it eagerly. “His mother and him,
+age ten,” he explained to Elizabeth, and held it for her to see, then
+studied the faces in silence. “You kin tell it's Andy, can't yu'?” She
+told him yes. “That was before we knowed he weren't--weren't goin' to
+grow up like the other boys he played with. So after a while, when she
+was gone, I got ashamed seein' Andy's friends makin' their way when
+he couldn't seem to, and so I took him away where nobody hed ever been
+acquainted with us. I was layin' money by to get him the best doctor in
+Europe. I 'ain't been a good man.”
+
+A faintness mastered him, and Elizabeth would have put the picture
+on the table, but his hand closed round it. They let him lie so, and
+Elizabeth sat there, while John, with Mart, kept Nancy away till the
+horror in the outer room was made invisible. They came and went quietly,
+and Jake seemed in a deepening torpor, once only rousing suddenly to
+call his son's name, and then, upon looking from one to the other, he
+recollected, and his eyes closed again. His mind wandered, but very
+little, for torpor seemed to be overcoming him. The squaw had stolen in,
+and sat cowering and useless. Towards sundown John's heart sickened at
+the sound of more horsemen; but it was only two white men, a sheriff and
+his deputy.
+
+“Go easy,” said John. “He's not going to resist.”
+
+“What's up here, anyway? Who are you?”
+
+Clallam explained, and was evidently not so much as half believed.
+
+“If there are Indians killed,” said the sheriff, “there's still another
+matter for the law to settle with him. We're sent to search for whiskey.
+The county's about tired of him.”
+
+“You'll find him pretty sick,” said John.
+
+“People I find always are pretty sick,” said the sheriff, and pushed
+his way in, stopping at sight of Mrs. Clallam and the figure on the bed.
+“I'm arresting that man, madam,” he said, with a shade of apology. “The
+county court wants him.”
+
+Jake sat up and knew the sheriff. “You're a little late, Proctor,” said
+he. “The Supreme Court's a-goin' to call my case.” Then he fell back,
+for his case had been called.
+
+
+
+
+Hank's Woman
+
+
+I
+
+Many fish were still in the pool; and though luck seemed to have left
+me, still I stood at the end of the point, casting and casting my vain
+line, while the Virginian lay and watched. Noonday's extreme brightness
+had left the river and the plain in cooling shadow, but spread and
+glowed over the yet undimmed mountains. Westward, the Tetons lifted
+their peaks pale and keen as steel through the high, radiant air. Deep
+down between the blue gashes of their canons the sun sank long shafts of
+light, and the glazed laps of their snow-fields shone separate and white
+upon their lofty vastness, like handkerchiefs laid out to dry. Opposite,
+above the valley, rose that other range, the Continental Divide, not
+sharp, but long and ample. It was bare in some high places, and below
+these it stretched everywhere, high and low, in brown and yellow parks,
+or in purple miles of pine a world of serene undulations, a great sweet
+country of silence.
+
+A passing band of antelope stood herded suddenly together at sight of
+us; then a little breeze blew for a moment from us to them, and
+they drifted like phantoms away, and were lost in the levels of the
+sage-brush.
+
+“If humans could do like that,” said the Virginian, watching them go.
+
+“Run, you mean?” said I.
+
+“Tell a foe by the smell of him,” explained the cow-puncher; “at fifty
+yards--or a mile.”
+
+“Yes,” I said; “men would be hard to catch.”
+
+“A woman needs it most,” he murmured. He lay down again in his lounging
+sprawl, with his grave eyes intently fixed upon my fly-casting.
+
+The gradual day mounted up the hills farther from the floor of earth.
+Warm airs eddied in its wake slowly, stirring the scents of the plain
+together. I looked at the Southerner; and there was no guessing what
+his thoughts might be at work upon behind that drowsy glance. Then for a
+moment a trout rose, but only to look and whip down again into the pool
+that wedged its calm into the riffle from below.
+
+“Second thoughts,” mused the Virginian; and as the trout came no more,
+“Second thoughts,” he repeated; “and even a fish will have them sooner
+than folks has them in this mighty hasty country.” And he rolled over
+into a new position of ease.
+
+At whom or what was he aiming these shafts of truth? Or did he moralize
+merely because health and the weather had steeped him in that serenity
+which lifts us among the spheres? Well, sometimes he went on from these
+beginnings and told me wonderful things.
+
+“I reckon,” said he, presently, “that knowing when to change your mind
+would be pretty near knowledge enough for plain people.”
+
+Since my acquaintance with him--this was the second summer of it--I had
+come to understand him enough to know that he was unfathomable. Still,
+for a moment it crossed my thoughts that perhaps now he was discoursing
+about himself. He had allowed a jealous foreman to fall out with him at
+Sunk Creek ranch in the spring, during Judge Henry's absence. The man,
+having a brief authority, parted with him. The Southerner had chosen
+that this should be the means of ultimately getting the foreman
+dismissed and himself recalled. It was strategic. As he put it to me:
+“When I am gone, it will be right easy for the Judge to see which of
+us two he wants. And I'll not have done any talking.” All of which duly
+befell in the autumn as he had planned: the foreman was sent off,
+his assistant promoted, and the Virginian again hired. But this was
+meanwhile. He was indulging himself in a several months' drifting, and
+while thus drifting he had written to me. That is how we two came to be
+on our way from the railroad to hunt the elk and the mountain-sheep,
+and were pausing to fish where Buffalo Fork joins its waters with Snake
+River. In those days the antelope still ran there in hundreds, the
+Yellowstone Park was a new thing, and mankind lived very far away. Since
+meeting me with the horses in Idaho the Virginian had been silent, even
+for him. So now I stood casting my fly, and trusting that he was not
+troubled with second thoughts over his strategy.
+
+“Have yu' studded much about marriage?” he now inquired. His serious
+eyes met mine as he lay stretched along the ground.
+
+“Not much,” I said; “not very much.”
+
+“Let's swim,” he said. “They have changed their minds.”
+
+Forthwith we shook off our boots and dropped our few clothes, and
+heedless of what fish we might now drive away, we went into the cool,
+slow, deep breadth of backwater which the bend makes just there. As
+he came up near me, shaking his head of black hair, the cowpuncher was
+smiling a little.
+
+“Not that any number of baths,” he remarked, “would conceal a man's
+objectionableness from an antelope--not even a she-one.”
+
+Then he went under water, and came up again a long way off.
+
+We dried before the fire, without haste. To need no clothes is better
+than purple and fine linen. Then he tossed the flap-jacks, and I served
+the trout, and after this we lay on our backs upon a buffalo-hide to
+smoke and watch the Tetons grow more solemn, as the large stars opened
+out over the sky.
+
+“I don't care if I never go home,” said I.
+
+The Virginian nodded. “It gives all the peace o' being asleep with all
+the pleasure o' feeling the widest kind of awake,” said he. “Yu' might
+say the whole year's strength flows hearty in every waggle of your
+thumb.” We lay still for a while. “How many things surprise yu' any
+more?” he next asked.
+
+I began considering; but his silence had at length worked round to
+speech.
+
+“Inventions, of course,” said he, “these hyeh telephones an' truck yu'
+see so much about in the papers--but I ain't speaking o' such things
+of the brain. It is just the common things I mean. The things that a
+livin', noticin' man is liable to see and maybe sample for himself. How
+many o' them kind can surprise yu' still?”
+
+I still considered.
+
+“Most everything surprised me onced,” the cow-puncher continued, in his
+gentle Southern voice. “I must have been a mighty green boy. Till I
+was fourteen or fifteen I expect I was astonished by ten o'clock every
+morning. But a man begins to ketch on to folks and things after a while.
+I don't consideh that when--that afteh a man is, say twenty-five, it is
+creditable he should get astonished too easy. And so yu've not examined
+yourself that-away?”
+
+I had not.
+
+“Well, there's two things anyway--I know them for sure--that I expect
+will always get me--don't care if I live to thirty-five, or forty-five,
+or eighty. And one's the ways lightning can strike.” He paused. Then
+he got up and kicked the fire, and stood by it, staring at me. “And the
+other is the people that other people will marry.”
+
+He stopped again; and I said nothing.
+
+“The people that other people will marry,” he repeated. “That will
+surprise me till I die.”
+
+“If my sympathy--” I began.
+
+But the brief sound that he gave was answer enough, and more than enough
+cure for my levity.
+
+“No,” said he, reflectively; “not any such thing as a fam'ly for me,
+yet. Never, it may be. Not till I can't help it. And that woman has
+not come along so far. But I have been sorry for a woman lately. I keep
+thinking what she will do. For she will have to do something. Do yu'
+know Austrians? Are they quick in their feelings, like I-talians? Or
+are they apt to be sluggish, same as Norwegians and them other
+Dutch-speakin' races?”
+
+I told him what little I knew about Austrians.
+
+“This woman is the first I have ever saw of 'em,” he continued. “Of
+course men will stampede into marriage in this hyeh Western country,
+where a woman is a scanty thing. It ain't what Hank has done that
+surprises me. And it is not on him that the sorrow will fall. For she is
+good. She is very good. Do yu' remember little black Hank? From Texas he
+claims he is. He was working on the main ditch over at Sunk Creek last
+summer when that Em'ly hen was around. Well, seh, yu' would not have
+pleasured in his company. And this year Hank is placer-mining on Galena
+Creek, where we'll likely go for sheep. There's Honey Wiggin and a young
+fello' named Lin McLean, and some others along with the outfit. But
+Hank's woman will not look at any of them, though the McLean boy is a
+likely hand. I have seen that; for I have done a right smart o' business
+that-a-way myself, here and there. She will mend their clothes for them,
+and she will cook lunches for them any time o' day, and her conduct gave
+them hopes at the start. But I reckon Austrians have good religion.”
+
+“No better than Americans,” said I.
+
+But the Virginian shook his head. “Better'n what I've saw any Americans
+have. Of course I am not judging a whole nation by one citizen, and
+especially her a woman. And of course in them big Austrian towns the
+folks has shook their virtuous sayin's loose from their daily doin's,
+same as we have. I expect selling yourself brings the quickest returns
+to man or woman all the world over. But I am speakin' not of towns, but
+of the back country, where folks don't just merely arrive on the cyars,
+but come into the world the natural way, and grow up slow. Onced a week
+anyway they see the bunch of old grave-stones that marks their fam'ly.
+Their blood and name are knowed about in the neighborhood, and it's not
+often one of such will sell themselves. But their religion ain't to them
+like this woman's. They can be rip-snortin' or'tn'ary in ways. Now she
+is getting naught but hindrance and temptation and meanness from her
+husband and every livin' thing around her--yet she keeps right along,
+nor does she mostly bear any signs in her face. She has cert'nly come
+from where they are used to believing in God and a hereafter mighty
+hard, and all day long. She has got one o' them crucifixes, and Hank
+can't make her quit prayin' to it. But what is she going to do?”
+
+“He will probably leave her,” I said.
+
+“Yes,” said the Virginian--“leave her. Alone; her money all spent;
+knowin' maybe twenty words of English; and thousands of miles away
+from everything she can understand. For our words and ways is all alike
+strange to her.”
+
+“Then why did he want such a person?” I exclaimed.
+
+There was surprise in the grave glance which the cow-puncher gave me.
+“Why, any man would,” he answered. “I wanted her myself, till I found
+she was good.”
+
+I looked at this son of the wilderness, standing thoughtful and splendid
+by the fire, and unconscious of his own religion that had unexpectedly
+shone forth in these last words. But I said nothing; for words too
+intimate, especially words of esteem, put him invariably to silence.
+
+“I had forgot to mention her looks to yu'.” he pursued, simply. “She is
+fit for a man.” He stopped again.
+
+“Then there was her wages that Hank saw paid to her,” he resumed. “And
+so marriage was but a little thing to Hank--agaynst such a heap of
+advantages. As for her idea in takin' such as him--maybe it was that he
+was small and she was big; tall and big. Or maybe it was just his white
+teeth. Them ridiculous reasons will bring a woman to a man, haven't
+yu' noticed? But maybe it was just her sorrowful, helpless state, left
+stranded as she was, and him keeping himself near her and sober for a
+week.
+
+“I had been seein' this hyeh Yellowstone Park, takin' in its geysers,
+and this and that, for my enjoyment; and when I found what they claimed
+about its strange sights to be pretty near so, I landed up at Galena
+Creek to watch the boys prospectin'. Honey Wiggin, yu' know, and McLean,
+and the rest. And so they got me to go down with Hank to Gardner for
+flour and sugar and truck, which we had to wait for. We lay around the
+Mammoth Springs and Gardner for three days, playin' cyards with friends.
+And I got plumb interested in them tourists. For I had partly forgot
+about Eastern people. And hyeh they came fresh every day to remind a man
+of the great size of his country. Most always they would talk to yu' if
+yu' gave 'em the chance; and I did. I have come mighty nigh regrettin'
+that I did not keep a tally of the questions them folks asked me. And
+as they seemed genu-winely anxious to believe anything at all, and the
+worser the thing the believinger they'd grow, why I--well, there's times
+when I have got to lie to keep in good health.
+
+“So I fooled and I fooled. And one noon I was on the front poach of the
+big hotel they have opened at the Mammoth Springs for tourists, and the
+hotel kid, bein' on the watchout, he sees the dust comin' up the hill,
+and he yells out, 'Stage!'
+
+“Yu've not saw that hotel yet, seh? Well, when the kid says 'Stage,' the
+consequences is most sudden. About as conspicuous, yu' may say, as when
+Old Faithful Geyser lets loose. Yu' see, one batch o' tourists pulls
+out right after breakfast for Norris Basin, leavin' things empty and
+yawnin'. By noon the whole hotel outfit has been slumberin' in its
+chairs steady for three hours. Maybe yu' might hear a fly buzz, but
+maybe not. Everything's liable to be restin', barrin' the kid. He's
+a-watchin' out. Then he sees the dust, and he says 'Stage!' and it
+touches the folks off like a hot pokeh. The Syndicate manager he lopes
+to a lookin'glass, and then organizes himself behind the book; and the
+young photograph chap bounces out o' his private door like one o' them
+cuckoo clocks; and the fossil man claws his specimens and curiosities
+into shape, and the porters line up same as parade, and away goes the
+piano and fiddles up-stairs. It is mighty conspicuous. So Hank he come
+rennin' out from somewheres too, and the stage drives up.
+
+“Then out gets a tall woman, and I noticed her yello' hair. She was
+kind o' dumb-eyed, yet fine to see. I reckon Hank noticed her too, right
+away. And right away her trouble begins. For she was a lady's maid, and
+her lady was out of the stage and roundin' her up quick. And it's
+'Where have you put the keys, Willomene?' The lady was rich and stinkin'
+lookin', and had come from New Yawk in her husband's private cyar.
+
+“Well, Willomene fussed around in her pockets, and them keys was not
+there. So she started explaining in tanglefoot English to her lady how
+her lady must have took them from her before leavin' the cyar. But the
+lady seemed to relish hustlin' herself into a rage. She got tolerable
+conspicuous, too. And after a heap o' words, 'You are discharged,' she
+says; and off she struts. Soon her husband came out to Willomene, still
+standin' like statuary, and he pays her a good sum of cash, and he goes
+away, and she keeps a standing yet for a spell. Then all of a sudden
+she says something I reckon was 'O, Jesus,' and sits down and starts a
+cryin'.
+
+“I would like to have given her comfort. But we all stood around on the
+hotel poach, and the right thing would not come into my haid. Then the
+baggage-wagon came in from Cinnabar, and they had picked the keys up on
+the road between Cinnabar and Gardner. So the lady and her toilet was
+rescued, but that did no good to Willomene. They stood her trunk down
+along with the rest--a brass-nailed little old concern--and there was
+Willomene out of a job and afoot a long, long ways from her own range;
+and so she kept sitting, and onced in a while she'd cry some more. We
+got her a room in the cheap hotel where the Park drivers sleeps when
+they're in at the Springs, and she acted grateful like, thanking the
+boys in her tanglefoot English. Next mawnin' her folks druv off in a
+private team to Norris Basin, and she seemed dazed. For I talked with
+her then, and questioned her as to her wishes, but she could not say
+what she wished, nor if it was East or West she would go; and I reckon
+she was too stricken to have wishes.
+
+“Our stuff for Galena Creek delayed on the railroad, and I got to know
+her, and then I quit givin' Hank cause for jealousy. I kept myself with
+the boys, and I played more cyards, while Hank he sca'cely played at
+all. One night I came on them--Hank and Willomene--walkin' among the
+pines where the road goes down the hill. Yu' should have saw that pair
+o' lovers. Her big shape was plain and kind o' steadfast in the moon,
+and alongside of her little black Hank! And there it was. Of course it
+ain't nothing to be surprised at that a mean and triflin' man tries to
+seem what he is not when he wants to please a good woman. But why does
+she get fooled, when it's so plain to other folks that are not givin'
+it any special thought? All the rest of the men and women at the Mammoth
+understood Hank. They knowed he was a worthless proposition. And I
+cert'nly relied on his gettin' back to his whiskey and openin' her eyes
+that way. But he did not. I met them next evening again by the Liberty
+Cap. Supposin' I'd been her brother or her mother, what use was it me
+warning her? Brothers and mothers don't get believed.
+
+“The railroad brought the stuff for Galena Creek, and Hank would
+not look at it on account of his courtin'. I took it alone myself by
+Yancey's and the second bridge and Miller Creek to the camp, nor
+I didn't tell Willomene good-bye, for I had got disgusted at her
+blindness.”
+
+The Virginian shifted his position, and jerked his overalls to a more
+comfortable fit. Then he continued:
+
+“They was married the Tuesday after at Livingston, and Hank must
+have been pow'ful pleased at himself. For he gave Willomene a wedding
+present, with the balance of his cash, spending his last nickel on
+buying her a red-tailed parrot they had for sale at the First National
+Bank. The son-of-a-gun hollad so freely at the bank, the president
+awde'd the cashier to get shed of the out-ragious bird, or he would
+wring its neck.
+
+“So Hank and Willomene stayed a week up in Livingston on her money, and
+then he fetched her back to Gardner, and bought their grub, and bride
+and groom came up to the camp we had on Galena Creek.
+
+“She had never slep' out before. She had never been on a hawss, neither.
+And she mighty near rolled off down into Pitchstone Canyon, comin' up by
+the cut-off trail. Why, seh, I would not willingly take you through that
+place, except yu' promised me yu' would lead your hawss when I said
+to. But Hank takes the woman he had married, and he takes heavy-loaded
+pack-hawsses. 'Tis the first time such a thing has been known of in the
+country. Yu' remember them big tall grass-topped mountains over in the
+Hoodoo country, and how they descends slam down through the cross-timber
+that yu' can't scatcely work through afoot, till they pitches over into
+lots an' lots o' little canyons, with maybe two inches of water runnin'
+in the bottom? All that is East Fork water, and over the divide is
+Clark's Fork, or Stinkin' Water, if yu' take the country yondeh to the
+southeast. But any place yu' go is them undesirable steep slopes, and
+the cut-off trail takes along about the worst in the business.
+
+“Well, Hank he got his outfit over it somehow, and, gentlemen, hush!
+but yu'd ought t've seen him and that poor girl pull into our camp. Yu'd
+cert'nly never have conjectured them two was a weddin' journey. He was
+leadin', but skewed around in his saddle to jaw back at Willomene for
+riding so ignorant. Suppose it was a thing she was responsible for, yu'd
+not have talked to her that-a-way even in private; and hyeh was the
+camp a-lookin', and a-listenin', and some of us ashamed. She was setting
+straddleways like a mountain, and between him and her went the three
+packanimals, plumb shiverin' played out, and the flour--they had two
+hundred pounds--tilted over hellwards, with the red-tailed parrot
+shoutin' landslides in his cage tied on top o' the leanin' sacks.
+
+“It was that mean to see, that shameless and unkind, that even a
+thoughtless kid like the McLean boy felt offended, and favorable to some
+sort of remonstrance. 'The son-of-a--!' he said to me. 'The son-of-a--!
+If he don't stop, let's stop him.' And I reckon we might have.
+
+“But Hank he quit. 'Twas plain to see he'd got a genu-wine scare comin'
+through Pitchstone Canyon, and it turned him sour, so he'd hardly talk
+to us, but just mumbled 'How!' kind o' gruff, when the boys come up to
+congratulate him as to his marriage.
+
+“But Willomene, she says when she saw me, 'Oh, I am so glad!' and we
+shook hands right friendly. And I wished I'd told her good-bye that
+day at the Mammoth. For she bore no spite, and maybe I had forgot her
+feelings in thinkin' of my own. I had talked to her down at the
+Mammoth at first, yu' know, and she said a word about old friends.
+Our friendship was three weeks old that day, but I expect her new
+experiences looked like years to her. And she told me how near she come
+to gettin' killed.
+
+“Yu' ain't ever been over that trail, seh? Yu' cert'nly must see
+Pitchstone Canyon. But we'll not go there with packs. And we will get
+off our hawsses a good ways back. For many animals feels that there's
+something the matter with that place, and they act very strange about
+it.
+
+“The Grand Canyon is grand, and makes yu' feel good to look at it, and
+a geyser is grand and all right, too. But this hyeh Pitchstone hole,
+if Willomene had went down into that--well, I'll tell yu', that you may
+judge.
+
+“She seen the trail a-drawin' nearer and nearer the aidge, between the
+timber and the jumpin'-off place, and she seen how them little loose
+stones and the crumble stuff would slide and slide away under the
+hawss's feet. She could hear the stuff rattlin' continually from his
+steps, and when she turned her haid to look, she seen it goin' down
+close beside her, but into what it went she could not see. Only, there
+was a queer steam would come up now and agayn, and her hawss trembled.
+So she tried to get off and walk without sayin' nothin' to Hank. He kep'
+on ahaid, and her hawss she had pulled up started to follo' as she was
+half off him, and that gave her a tumble, but there was an old crooked
+dead tree. It growed right out o' the aidge. There she hung.
+
+“Down below is a little green water tricklin', green as the stuff that
+gets on brass, and tricklin' along over soft cream-colored formation,
+like pie. And it ain't so far to fall but what a man might not be
+too much hurt for crawlin' out. But there ain't no crawlin' out o'
+Pitchstone Canyon, they say. Down in there is caves that yu' cannot see.
+'Tis them that coughs up the stream now and agayn. With the wind yu'
+can smell 'em a mile away, and in the night I have been layin' quiet and
+heard 'em. Not that it's a big noise, even when a man is close up.
+It's a fluffy kind of a sigh. But it sounds as if some awful thing
+was a-makin' it deep down in the guts of the world. They claim there's
+poison air comes out o' the caves and lays low along the water. They
+claim if a bear or an elk strays in from below, and the caves sets up
+their coughin', which they don't regular every day, the animals die. I
+have seen it come in two seconds. And when it comes that-a-way risin'
+upon yu' with that fluffy kind of a sigh, yu' feel mighty lonesome, seh.
+
+“So Hank he happened to look back and see Willomene hangin' at the aidge
+o' them black rocks. And his scare made him mad. And his mad stayed
+with him till they come into camp. She looked around, and when she seen
+Hank's tent that him and her was to sleep in she showed surprise. And he
+showed surprise when he see the bread she cooked.
+
+“'What kind of a Dutch woman are yu',' says he, strainin' for a joke,
+'if yu' can't use a Dutch-oven?'
+
+“'You say to me you have a house to live in,' says Willomene. 'Where is
+that house?'
+
+“'I did not figure on gettin' a woman when I left camp,' says Hank,
+grinnin', but not pleasant, 'or I'd have hurried up with the shack I'm a
+buildin'.'
+
+“He was buildin' one. When I left Galena Creek and come away from that
+country to meet you, the house was finished enough for the couple to
+move in. I hefted her brass-nailed trunk up the hill from their tent
+myself, and I watched her take out her crucifix. But she would not let
+me help her with that. She'd not let me touch it. She'd fixed it up
+agaynst the wall her own self her own way. But she accepted some flowers
+I picked, and set them in a can front of the crucifix. Then Hank he come
+in, and seein', says to me, 'Are you one of the kind that squats before
+them silly dolls?' 'I would tell yu', I answered him; 'but it would not
+inter-est yu'.' And I cleared out, and left him and Willomene to begin
+their housekeepin'.
+
+“Already they had quit havin' much to say to each other down in their
+tent. The only steady talkin' done in that house was done by the parrot.
+I've never saw any go ahaid of that bird. I have told yu' about Hank,
+and how when he'd come home and see her prayin' to that crucifix he'd
+always get riled up. He would mention it freely to the boys. Not that
+she neglected him, yu' know. She done her part, workin' mighty hard, for
+she was a willin' woman. But he could not make her quit her religion;
+and Willomene she had got to bein' very silent before I come away. She
+used to talk to me some at first, but she dropped it. I don't know
+why. I expect maybe it was hard for her to have us that close in camp,
+witnessin' her troubles every day, and she a foreigner. I reckon if she
+got any comfort, it would be when we was off prospectin' or huntin', and
+she could shut the cabin door and be alone.”
+
+The Virginian stopped for a moment.
+
+“It will soon be a month since I left Galena Creek,” he resumed. “But I
+cannot get the business out o' my haid. I keep a studyin' over it.”
+
+His talk was done. He had unburdened his mind. Night lay deep and quiet
+around us, with no sound far or near, save Buffalo Fork plashing over
+its riffle.
+
+
+II
+
+We left Snake River. We went up Pacific Creek, and through Two Ocean
+Pass, and down among the watery willow-bottoms and beaverdams of the
+Upper Yellowstone. We fished; we enjoyed existence along the lake. Then
+we went over Pelican Creek trail and came steeply down into the giant
+country of grasstopped mountains. At dawn and dusk the elk had begun to
+call across the stillness. And one morning in the Hoodoo country,
+where we were looking for sheep, we came round a jut of the strange,
+organ-pipe formation upon a longlegged boy of about nineteen, also
+hunting.
+
+“Still hyeh?” said the Virginian, without emotion.
+
+“I guess so,” returned the boy, equally matter-of-fact. “Yu' seem to be
+around yourself,” he added.
+
+They might have been next-door neighbors, meeting in a town street for
+the second time in the same day.
+
+The Virginian made me known to Mr. Lin McLean, who gave me a brief nod.
+
+“Any luck?” he inquired, but not of me.
+
+“Oh,” drawled the Virginian, “luck enough.”
+
+Knowing the ways of the country, I said no word. It was bootless to
+interrupt their own methods of getting at what was really in both their
+minds.
+
+The boy fixed his wide-open hazel eyes upon me. “Fine weather,” he
+mentioned.
+
+“Very fine,” said I.
+
+“I seen your horses a while ago,” he said. “Camp far from here?” he
+asked the Virginian.
+
+“Not specially. Stay and eat with us. We've got elk meat.”
+
+“That's what I'm after for camp,” said McLean. “All of us is out on a
+hunt to-day--except him.”
+
+“How many are yu' now?”
+
+“The whole six.”
+
+“Makin' money?”
+
+“Oh, some days the gold washes out good in the pan, and others it's that
+fine it'll float off without settlin'.”
+
+“So Hank ain't huntin' to-day?”
+
+“Huntin'! We left him layin' out in that clump o'brush below their
+cabin. Been drinkin' all night.”
+
+The Virginian broke off a piece of the Hoodoo mud-rock from the weird
+eroded pillar that we stood beside. He threw it into a bank of last
+year's snow. We all watched it as if it were important. Up through the
+mountain silence pierced the long quivering whistle of a bull-elk. It
+was like an unearthly singer practising an unearthly scale.
+
+“First time she heard that,” said McLean, “she was scared.”
+
+“Nothin' maybe to resemble it in Austria,” said the Virginian.
+
+“That's so,” said McLean. “That's so, you bet! Nothin' just like Hank
+over there, neither.”
+
+“Well, flesh is mostly flesh in all lands, I reckon,” said the
+Virginian. “I expect yu' can be drunk and disorderly in every language.
+But an Austrian Hank would be liable to respect her crucifix.”
+
+“That's so!”
+
+“He ain't made her quit it yet?”
+
+“Not him. But he's got meaner.”
+
+“Drunk this mawnin', yu' say?”
+
+“That's his most harmless condition now.”
+
+“Nobody's in camp but them two? Her and him alone?”
+
+“Oh, he dassent touch her.”
+
+“Who did he tell that to?”
+
+“Oh, the camp is backin' her. The camp has explained that to him several
+times, you bet! And what's more, she has got the upper hand of him
+herself. She has him beat.”
+
+“How beat?”
+
+“She has downed him with her eye. Just by endurin' him peacefully; and
+with her eye. I've saw it. Things changed some after yu' pulled out. We
+had a good crowd still, and it was pleasant, and not too lively nor yet
+too slow. And Willomene, she come more among us. She'd not stay shut
+in-doors, like she done at first. I'd have like to've showed her how to
+punish Hank.”
+
+“Afteh she had downed yu' with her eye?” inquired the Virginian.
+
+Young McLean reddened, and threw a furtive look upon me, the stranger,
+the outsider. “Oh, well,” he said, “I done nothing onusual. But that's
+all different now. All of us likes her and respects her, and makes
+allowances for her bein' Dutch. Yu' can't help but respect her. And she
+shows she knows.”
+
+“I reckon maybe she knows how to deal with Hank,” said the Virginian.
+
+“Shucks!” said McLean, scornfully. “And her so big and him so puny! She'd
+ought to lift him off the earth with one arm and lam him with a baste or
+two with the other, and he'd improve.”
+
+“Maybe that's why she don't,” mused the Virginian, slowly; “because
+she is so big. Big in the spirit, I mean. She'd not stoop to his
+level. Don't yu' see she is kind o' way up above him and camp and
+everything--just her and her crucifix?”
+
+“Her and her crucifix!” repeated young Lin McLean, staring at this
+interpretation, which was beyond his lively understanding. “Her and her
+crucifix. Turruble lonesome company! Well, them are things yu' don't
+know about. I kind o' laughed myself the first time I seen her at it.
+Hank, he says to me soft, 'Come here, Lin,' and I peeped in where she
+was a-prayin'. She seen us two, but she didn't quit. So I quit, and Hank
+came with me, sayin' tough words about it. Yes, them are things yu'
+sure don't know about. What's the matter with you camping with us boys
+tonight?”
+
+We had been going to visit them the next day. We made it to-day,
+instead. And Mr. McLean helped us with our packs, and we carried our
+welcome in the shape of elk meat. So we turned our faces down the
+grass-topped mountains towards Galena Creek. Once, far through an
+open gap away below us, we sighted the cabin with the help of our
+field-glasses.
+
+“Pity we can't make out Hank sleepin' in that brush,” said McLean.
+
+“He has probably gone into the cabin by now,” said I.
+
+“Not him! He prefers the brush all day when he's that drunk, you bet!”
+
+“Afraid of her?”
+
+“Well--oneasy in her presence. Not that she's liable to be in there
+now. She don't stay inside nowadays so much. She's been comin' round
+the ditch, silent-like but friendly. And she'll watch us workin' for a
+spell, and then she's apt to move off alone into the woods, singin' them
+Dutch songs of hern that ain't got no toon. I've met her walkin' that
+way, tall and earnest, lots of times. But she don't want your company,
+though she'll patch your overalls and give yu' lunch always. Nor she
+won't take pay.”
+
+Thus we proceeded down from the open summits into the close pines;
+and while we made our way among the cross-timber and over the little
+streams, McLean told us of various days and nights at the camp, and how
+Hank had come to venting his cowardice upon his wife's faith.
+
+“Why, he informed her one day when he was goin' take his dust to town,
+that if he come back and found that thing in the house, he'd do it up
+for her. 'So yu' better pack off your wooden dummy somewheres,' says he.
+And she just looked at him kind o' stone-like and solemn. For she don't
+care for his words no more.
+
+“And while he was away she'd have us all in to supper up at the shack,
+and look at us eatin' while she'd walk around puttin' grub on your
+plate. Day time she'd come around the ditch, watchin' for a while, and
+move off slow, singin' her Dutch songs. And when Hank comes back from
+spendin' his dust, he sees the crucifix same as always, and he says,
+'Didn't I tell yu' to take that down?' 'You did,' says Willomene,
+lookin' at him very quiet. And he quit.
+
+“And Honey Wiggin says to him, 'Hank, leave her alone.' And Hank, bein'
+all trembly from spreein' in town, he says, 'You're all agin me!' like
+as if he were a baby.”
+
+“I should think you would run him out of camp,” said I.
+
+“Well, we've studied over that some,” McLean answered. “But what's to be
+done with Willomene?”
+
+I did not know. None of us seemed to know.
+
+“The boys got together night before last,” continued McLean, “and after
+holdin' a unanimous meetin', we visited her and spoke to her about goin'
+back to her home. She was slow in corrallin' our idea on account of her
+bein' no English scholar. But when she did, after three of us takin'
+their turn at puttin' the proposition to her, she would not accept
+any of our dust. And though she started to thank us the handsomest she
+knowed how, it seemed to grieve her, for she cried. So we thought we'd
+better get out. She's tried to tell us the name of her home, but yu'
+can't pronounce such outlandishness.”
+
+As we went down the mountains, we talked of other things, but always
+came back to this; and we were turning it over still when the sun had
+departed from the narrow cleft that we were following, and shone only
+on the distant grassy tops which rose round us into an upper world of
+light.
+
+“We'll all soon have to move out of this camp, anyway,” said McLean,
+unstrapping his coat from his saddle and drawing it on. “It gets chill
+now in the afternoons. D' yu' see the quakin'-asps all turned yello',
+and the leaves keeps fallin' without no wind to blow 'em down? We're
+liable to get snowed in on short notice in this mountain country. If the
+water goes to freeze on us we'll have to quit workin'. There's camp.”
+
+We had rounded a corner, and once more sighted the cabin. I suppose it
+may have been still half a mile away, upon the further side of a ravine
+into which our little valley opened. But field-glasses were not needed
+now to make out the cabin clearly, windows and door. Smoke rose from it;
+for supper-time was nearing, and we stopped to survey the scene. As we
+were looking, another hunter joined us, coming from the deep woods to
+the edge of the pines where we were standing. This was Honey Wiggin. He
+had killed a deer, and he surmised that all the boys would be back soon.
+Others had met luck besides himself; he had left one dressing an elk
+over the next ridge. Nobody seemed to have got in yet, from appearances.
+Didn't the camp look lonesome?
+
+“There's somebody, though,” said McLean.
+
+The Virginian took the glasses. “I reckon--yes, that's Hank. The cold
+has woke him up, and he's comin' in out o' the brush.”
+
+Each of us took the glasses in turn; and I watched the figure go up the
+hill to the door of the cabin. It seemed to pause and diverge to the
+window. At the window it stood still, head bent, looking in. Then it
+returned quickly to the door. It was too far to discern, even through
+the glasses, what the figure was doing. Whether the door was locked,
+whether he was knocking or fumbling with a key, or whether he spoke
+through the door to the person within--I cannot tell what it was that
+came through the glasses straight to my nerves, so that I jumped at a
+sudden sound; and it was only the distant shrill call of an elk. I was
+handing the glasses to the Virginian for him to see when the figure
+opened the door and disappeared in the dark interior. As I watched the
+square of darkness which the door's opening made, something seemed to
+happen there--or else it was a spark, a flash, in my own straining eyes.
+
+But at that same instant the Virginian dashed forward upon his horse,
+leaving the glasses in my hand. And with the contagion of his act the
+rest of us followed him, leaving the pack animals to follow us as they
+should choose.
+
+“Look!” cried McLean. “He's not shot her.”
+
+I saw the tall figure of a woman rush out of the door and pass quickly
+round the house.
+
+“He's missed her!” cried McLean, again. “She's savin' herself.”
+
+But the man's figure did not appear in pursuit. Instead of this,
+the woman returned as quickly as she had gone, and entered the dark
+interior.
+
+“She had something,” said Wiggin. “What would that be?”
+
+“Maybe it's all right, after all,” said McLean. “She went out to get
+wood.”
+
+The rough steepness of our trail had brought us down to a walk, and
+as we continued to press forward at this pace as fast as we could, we
+compared a few notes. McLean did not think he saw any flash. Wiggin
+thought that he had heard a sound, but it was at the moment when the
+Virginian's horse had noisily started away.
+
+Our trail had now taken us down where we could no longer look across and
+see the cabin. And the half-mile proved a long one over this ground. At
+length we reached and crossed the rocky ford, overtaking the Virginian
+there.
+
+“These hawsses,” said he, “are played out. We'll climb up to camp afoot.
+And just keep behind me for the present.”
+
+We obeyed our natural leader, and made ready for whatever we might be
+going into. We passed up the steep bank and came again in sight of the
+door. It was still wide open. We stood, and felt a sort of silence which
+the approach of two new-comers could not break. They joined us. They
+had been coming home from hunting, and had plainly heard a shot here.
+We stood for a moment more after learning this, and then one of the
+men called out the names of Hank and Willomene. Again we--or I at
+least--felt that same silence, which to my disturbed imagination seemed
+to be rising round us as mists rise from water.
+
+“There's nobody in there,” stated the Virginian. “Nobody that's alive,”
+ he added. And he crossed the cabin and walked into the door.
+
+Though he made no gesture, I saw astonishment pass through his body, as
+he stopped still; and all of us came after him. There hung the crucifix,
+with a round hole through the middle of it. One of the men went to it
+and took it down; and behind it, sunk in the log, was the bullet. The
+cabin was but a single room, and every object that it contained could be
+seen at a glance; nor was there hiding-room for anything. On the floor
+lay the axe from the wood-pile; but I will not tell of its appearance.
+So he had shot her crucifix, her Rock of Ages, the thing which enabled
+her to bear her life, and that lifted her above life; and she--but there
+was the axe to show what she had done then. Was this cabin really empty?
+I looked more slowly about, half dreading to find that I had overlooked
+something. But it was as the Virginian had said; nobody was there.
+
+As we were wondering, there was a noise above our heads, and I was not
+the only one who started and stared. It was the parrot; and we stood
+away in a circle, looking up at his cage. Crouching flat on the floor of
+the cage, his wings huddled tight to his body, he was swinging his head
+from side to side; and when he saw that we watched him, he began a low
+croaking and monotonous utterance, which never changed, but remained
+rapid and continuous. I heard McLean whisper to the Virginian, “You bet
+he knows.”
+
+The Virginian stepped to the door, and then he bent to the gravel
+and beckoned us to come and see. Among the recent footprints at the
+threshold the man's boot-heel was plain, as well as the woman's broad
+tread. But while the man's steps led into the cabin, they did not lead
+away from it. We tracked his course just as we had seen it through the
+glasses: up the hill from the brush to the window, and then to the door.
+But he had never walked out again. Yet in the cabin he was not; we tore
+up the half-floor that it had. There was no use to dig in the earth. And
+all the while that we were at this search the parrot remained crouched
+in the bottom of his cage, his black eye fixed upon our movements.
+
+“She has carried him,” said the Virginian. “We must follow up
+Willomene.”
+
+The latest heavy set of footprints led us from the door along the ditch,
+where they sank deep in the softer soil; then they turned off sharply
+into the mountains.
+
+“This is the cut-off trail,” said McLean to me. “The same he brought her
+in by.”
+
+The tracks were very clear, and evidently had been made by a person
+moving slowly. Whatever theories our various minds were now shaping, no
+one spoke a word to his neighbor, but we went along with a hush over us.
+
+After some walking, Wiggin suddenly stopped and pointed.
+
+We had come to the edge of the timber, where a narrow black canyon
+began, and ahead of us the trail drew near a slanting ledge, where the
+footing was of small loose stones. I recognized the odor, the volcanic
+whiff, that so often prowls and meets one in the lonely woods of that
+region, but at first I failed to make out what had set us all running.
+
+“Is he looking down into the hole himself?” some one asked; and then
+I did see a figure, the figure I had looked at through the glasses,
+leaning strangely over the edge of Pitchstone Canyon, as if indeed he
+was peering to watch what might be in the bottom.
+
+We came near. But those eyes were sightless, and in the skull the story
+of the axe was carved. By a piece of his clothing he was hooked in the
+twisted roots of a dead tree, and hung there at the extreme verge. I
+went to look over, and Lin McLean caught me as I staggered at the sight
+I saw. He would have lost his own foothold in saving me had not one of
+the others held him from above.
+
+She was there below; Hank's woman, brought from Austria to the New
+World. The vision of that brown bundle lying in the water will never
+leave me, I think. She had carried the body to this point; but had she
+intended this end? Or was some part of it an accident? Had she meant to
+take him with her? Had she meant to stay behind herself? No word came
+from these dead to answer us. But as we stood speaking there, a giant
+puff of breath rose up to us between the black walls.
+
+“There's that fluffy sigh I told yu' about,” said the Virginian.
+
+“He's talkin' to her! I tell yu' he's talkin' to her!” burst out McLean,
+suddenly, in such a voice that we stared as he pointed at the man in the
+tree. “See him lean over! He's sayin', 'I have yu' beat after all.'” And
+McLean fell to whimpering.
+
+Wiggin took the boy's arm kindly and walked him along the trail. He did
+not seem twenty yet. Life had not shown this side of itself to him so
+plainly before.
+
+“Let's get out of here,” said the Virginian.
+
+It seemed one more pitiful straw that the lonely bundle should be
+left in such a vault of doom, with no last touches of care from its
+fellow-beings, and no heap of kind earth to hide it. But whether the
+place is deadly or not, man dares not venture into it. So they took Hank
+from the tree that night, and early next morning they buried him near
+camp on the top of a little mound.
+
+But the thought of Willomene lying in Pitchstone Canyon had kept sleep
+from me through that whole night, nor did I wish to attend Hank's
+burial. I rose very early, while the sunshine had still a long way to
+come down to us from the mountain-tops, and I walked back along the
+cut-off trail. I was moved to look once more upon that frightful place.
+And as I came to the edge of the timber, there was the Virginian. He did
+not expect any one. He had set up the crucifix as near the dead tree as
+it could be firmly planted.
+
+“It belongs to her, anyway,” he explained.
+
+Some lines of verse came into my memory, and with a change or two I
+wrote them as deep as I could with my pencil upon a small board that he
+smoothed for me.
+
+“Call for the robin redbreast and the wren, Since o'er shady groves they
+hover, And with flowers and leaves do cover The friendless bodies of
+unburied men. Call to this funeral dole The ant, the field-mouse, and
+the mole To rear her hillocks that shall keep her warm.
+
+“That kind o' quaint language reminds me of a play I seen onced in Saynt
+Paul,” said the Virginian. “About young Prince Henry.”
+
+I told him that another poet was the author.
+
+“They are both good writers,” said the Virginian. And as he was
+finishing the monument that we had made, young Lin McLean joined us.
+He was a little ashamed of the feelings that he had shown yesterday, a
+little anxious to cover those feelings with brass.
+
+“Well,” he said, taking an offish, man-of-the-world tone, “all this fuss
+just because a woman believed in God.”
+
+“You have put it down wrong,” said the Virginian; “it's just because a
+man didn't.”
+
+
+
+
+Padre Ignazio
+
+
+At Santa Ysabel del Mar the season was at one of its moments when the
+air hangs quiet over land and sea. The old breezes had gone; the new
+ones were not yet risen. The flowers in the mission garden opened wide,
+for no wind came by day or night to shake the loose petals from their
+stems. Along the basking, silent, many-colored shore gathered and
+lingered the crisp odors of the mountains. The dust floated golden and
+motionless long after the rider was behind the hill, and the Pacific lay
+like a floor of sapphire, on which to walk beyond the setting sun into
+the East. One white sail shone there. Instead of an hour, it had been
+from dawn till afternoon in sight between the short headlands; and the
+padre had hoped that it might be his ship. But it had slowly passed.
+Now from an arch in his garden cloisters he was watching the last of it.
+Presently it was gone, and the great ocean lay empty. The padre put his
+glasses in his lap. For a short while he read in his breviary, but soon
+forgot it again. He looked at the flowers and sunny ridges, then at
+the huge blue triangle of sea which the opening of the hills let into
+sight. “Paradise,” he murmured, “need not hold more beauty and peace. But
+I think I would exchange all my remaining years of this for one sight
+again of Paris or Seville. May God forgive me such a thought!”
+
+Across the unstirred fragrance of oleanders the bell for vespers began
+to ring. Its tones passed over the padre as he watched the sea in his
+garden. They reached his parishioners in their adobe dwellings near
+by. The gentle circles of sound floated outward upon the smooth immense
+silence--over the vines and pear-trees; down the avenues of the olives;
+into the planted fields, whence women and children began to return; then
+out of the lap of the valley along the yellow uplands, where the men
+that rode among the cattle paused, looking down like birds at the map
+of their home. Then the sound widened, faint, unbroken, until it met
+Temptation riding towards the padre from the south, and cheered the
+steps of Temptation's jaded horse.
+
+“For a day, one single day of Paris!” repeated the padre, gazing through
+his cloisters at the empty sea.
+
+Once in the year the mother-world remembered him. Once in the year a
+barkentine came sailing with news and tokens from Spain. It was in
+1685 that a galleon had begun such voyages up to the lower country from
+Acapulco, where she loaded the cargo that had come across Tehuantepec on
+mules from Vera Cruz. By 1768 she had added the new mission of San Diego
+to her ports. In the year that we, a thin strip of colonists away over
+on the Atlantic edge of the continent, declared ourselves an independent
+nation, that Spanish ship, in the name of Saint Francis, was unloading
+the centuries of her own civilization at the Golden Gate. Then, slowly,
+as mission after mission was planted along the soft coast wilderness,
+she made new stops--at Santa Barbara, for instance; and by Point San
+Luis for San Luis Obispo, that lay inland a little way up the gorge
+where it opened among the hills. Thus the world reached these places
+by water; while on land, through the mountains, a road came to lead to
+them, and also to many more that were too distant behind the hills
+for ships to serve--a long, lonely, rough road, punctuated with church
+towers and gardens. For the fathers gradually so stationed their
+settlements that the traveller might each morning ride out from one
+mission and by evening of a day's fair journey ride into the next. A
+long, rough road; and in its way pretty to think of now.
+
+So there, by-and-by, was our continent, with the locomotive whistling
+from Savannah to Boston along its eastern edge, and on the other the
+scattered chimes of Spain ringing among the unpeopled mountains. Thus
+grew the two sorts of civilization--not equally. We know what has
+happened since. To-day the locomotive is whistling also from the Golden
+Gate to San Diego; but the old mission road goes through the mountains
+still, and on it the steps of vanished Spain are marked with roses, and
+white cloisters, and the crucifix.
+
+But this was 1855. Only the barkentine brought the world that he loved
+to the padre. As for the new world which was making a rude noise to the
+northward, he trusted that it might keep away from Santa Ysabel, and he
+waited for the vessel that was overdue with its package containing his
+single worldly indulgence.
+
+As the little, ancient bronze bell continued its swinging in the tower,
+its plaintive call reached something in the padre's memory. Without
+knowing, he began to sing. He took up the slow strain not quite
+correctly, and dropped it, and took it up again, always in cadence with
+the bell:
+
+[Musical Score Appears Here]
+
+At length he heard himself, and glancing at the belfry, smiled a little.
+“It is a pretty tune,” he said, “and it always made me sorry for poor
+Fra Diavolo. Auber himself confessed to me that he had made it sad
+and put the hermitage bell to go with it because he too was grieved at
+having to kill his villain, and wanted him to die, if possible, in a
+religious frame of mind. And Auber touched glasses with me and said--how
+well I remember it!--'Is it the good Lord, or is it merely the devil,
+that makes me always have a weakness for rascals?' I told him it was the
+devil. I was not a priest then. I could not be so sure with my answer
+now.” And then Padre Ignazio repeated Auber's remark in French: “'Est-ce
+le bon Dieu, on est-ce bien le diable, qui me fait tonjours aimer les
+coquins?' I don't know! I don't know! I wonder if Auber has composed
+anything lately? I wonder who is singing Zerlina now?”
+
+He cast a farewell look at the ocean, and took his steps between the
+monastic herbs and the oleanders to the sacristy. “At least,” he said,
+“if we cannot carry with us into exile the friends and the places that
+we have loved, music will go where we go, even to such an end of the
+world as this. Felipe!” he called to his organist. “Can they sing the
+music I taught them for the Dixit Dominus to-night?”
+
+“Yes, father, surely.”
+
+“Then we will have that. And, Felipe--” The padre crossed the chancel to
+the small shabby organ. “Rise, my child, and listen. Here is something
+you can learn. Why, see now if you cannot learn it with a single
+hearing.”
+
+The swarthy boy of sixteen stood watching his master's fingers, delicate
+and white, as they played. So of his own accord he had begun to watch
+them when a child of six; and the padre had taken the wild, half-scared,
+spellbound creature and made a musician of him.
+
+“There, Felipe!” he said now. “Can you do it? Slower, and more softly,
+muchacho. It is about the death of a man, and it should go with our
+bell.”
+
+The boy listened. “Then the father has played it a tone too low,” said
+he; “for our bell rings the note of sol, or something very near it, as
+the father must surely know.” He placed the melody in the right key--an
+easy thing for him; but the padre was delighted.
+
+“Ah, my Felipe,” he exclaimed, “what could you and I not do if we had a
+better organ! Only a little better! See! above this row of keys would be
+a second row, and many more stops. Then we would make such music as has
+never been heard in California yet. But my people are so poor and so
+few! And some day I shall have passed from them, and it will be too
+late.”
+
+“Perhaps,” ventured Felipe, “the Americanos--”
+
+“They care nothing for us, Felipe. They are not of our religion--or of
+any religion, from what I can hear. Don't forget my Dixit Dominus.”
+ And the padre retired once more to the sacristy, while the horse that
+carried Temptation came over the hill.
+
+The hour of service drew near; and as he waited, the padre once again
+stepped out for a look at the ocean; but the blue triangle of water lay
+like a picture in its frame of land, empty as the sky. “I think, from
+the color, though,” said he, “that a little more wind must have begun
+out there.”
+
+The bell rang a last short summons to prayer. Along the road from the
+south a young rider, leading one pack-animal, ambled into the mission
+and dismounted. Church was not so much in his thoughts as food and, in
+due time after that, a bed; but the doors stood open, and as everybody
+was going into them, more variety was to be gained by joining this
+company than by waiting outside alone until they should return from
+their devotions. So he seated himself at the back, and after a brief,
+jaunty glance at the sunburnt, shaggy congregation, made himself as
+comfortable as might be. He had not seen a face worth keeping his eyes
+open for. The simple choir and simple fold gathered for even-song, and
+paid him no attention on their part--a rough American bound for the
+mines was no longer anything but an object of aversion to them.
+
+The padre, of course, had been instantly aware of the stranger's
+presence. For this is the sixth sense with vicars of every creed and
+heresy; and if the parish is lonely and the worshippers few and seldom
+varying, a newcomer will gleam out like a new book to be read. And a
+trained priest learns to read shrewdly the faces of those who assemble
+to worship under his guidance. But American vagrants, with no thoughts
+save of gold-digging, and an overweening illiterate jargon for their
+speech, had long ceased to interest this priest, even in his starvation
+for company and talk from the outside world; and therefore after the
+intoning, he sat with his homesick thoughts unchanged, to draw both pain
+and enjoyment from the music that he had set to the Dixit Dominus. He
+listened to the tender chorus that opens “William Tell”; and as the
+Latin psalm proceeded, pictures of the past rose between him and the
+altar. One after another came these strains which he had taken from the
+operas famous in their day, until at length the padre was murmuring to
+some music seldom long out of his heart--not the Latin verse which the
+choir sang, but the original French words:
+
+ “Ah, voile man envie,
+ Voila mon seul desir:
+ Rendez moi ma patrie,
+ Ou laissez moi mourir.”
+
+
+Which may be rendered:
+
+ But one wish I implore,
+ One wish is all my cry:
+ Give back my native land once more,
+ Give back, or let me die.
+
+Then it happened that he saw the stranger in the back of the church
+again, and forgot his Dixit Dominus straightway. The face of the young
+man was no longer hidden by the slouching position he had at first
+taken. “I only noticed his clothes before,” thought the padre.
+Restlessness was plain upon the handsome brow, and in the mouth there
+was violence; but Padre Ignazio liked the eyes. “He is not saying any
+prayers,” he surmised, presently. “I doubt if he has said any for a long
+while. And he knows my music. He is of educated people. He cannot be
+American. And now--yes, he has taken--I think it must be a flower, from
+his pocket. I shall have him to dine with me.” And vespers ended with
+rosy clouds of eagerness drifting across the padre's brain.
+
+But the stranger made his own beginning. As the priest came from the
+church, the rebellious young figure was waiting. “Your organist tells
+me,” he said, impetuously, “that it is you who--”
+
+“May I ask with whom I have the great pleasure of speaking?” said the
+padre, putting formality to the front and his pleasure out of sight.
+
+The stranger reddened, and became aware of the padre's features, moulded
+by refinement and the world. “I beg your lenience,” said he, with a
+graceful and confident utterance, as of equal to equal. “My name is
+Gaston Villere, and it was time I should be reminded of my manners.”
+
+The padre's hand waved a polite negative.
+
+“Indeed yes, padre. But your music has astonished me to pieces. If you
+carried such associations as--Ah! the days and the nights!” he broke
+off. “To come down a California mountain,” he resumed, “and find Paris
+at the bottom! 'The Huguenots,' Rossini, Herold--I was waiting for 'Il
+Trovatore.”'
+
+“Is that something new?” said the padre, eagerly.
+
+The young man gave an exclamation. “The whole world is ringing with it,”
+ he said.
+
+“But Santa Ysabel del Mar is a long way from the whole world,” said
+Padre Ignazio.
+
+“Indeed it would not appear to be so,” returned young Gaston. “I think
+the Comedie Francaise must be round the corner.”
+
+A thrill went through the priest at the theatre's name. “And have you
+been long in America?” he asked.
+
+“Why, always--except two years of foreign travel after college.”
+
+“An American!” said the surprised padre, with perhaps a flavor of
+disappointment in his voice. “But no Americans who have yet come this
+way have been--have been”--he veiled the too blunt expression of his
+thought--“have been familiar with 'The Huguenots,'” he finished, making
+a slight bow.
+
+Villere took his under-meaning. “I come from New Orleans,” he returned.
+“And in New Orleans there live many of us who can recognize a--who can
+recognize good music wherever we meet it.” And he made a slight bow in
+his turn.
+
+The padre laughed outright with pleasure, and laid his hand upon the
+young man's arm. “You have no intention of going away tomorrow, I
+trust?” said he.
+
+“With your leave,” answered Gaston, “I will have such an intention no
+longer.”
+
+It was with the air and gait of mutual understanding that the two now
+walked on together towards the padre's door. The guest was twenty-five,
+the host sixty.
+
+“And have you been in America long?” inquired Gaston.
+
+“Twenty years.”
+
+“And at Santa Ysabel how long?”
+
+“Twenty years.”
+
+“I should have thought,” said Gaston, looking lightly at the empty
+mountains, “that now and again you might have wished to travel.”
+
+“Were I your age,” murmured Padre Ignazio, “it might be so.”
+
+The evening had now ripened to the long after-glow of sunset. The sea
+was the purple of grapes, and wine colored hues flowed among the high
+shoulders of the mountains.
+
+“I have seen a sight like this,” said Gaston, “between Granada and
+Malaga.”
+
+“So you know Spain!” said the padre.
+
+Often he had thought of this resemblance, but never heard it told to
+him before. The courtly proprietor of San Fernando, and the other
+patriarchal rancheros with whom he occasionally exchanged visits across
+the wilderness, knew hospitality and inherited gentle manners, sending
+to Europe for silks and laces to give their daughters; but their eyes
+had not looked upon Granada, and their ears had never listened to
+“William Tell.”
+
+“It is quite singular,” pursued Gaston, “how one nook in the world will
+suddenly remind you of another nook that may be thousands of miles away.
+One morning, behind the Quai Voltaire, an old yellow house with rusty
+balconies made me almost homesick for New Orleans.”
+
+“The Quai Voltaire!” said the padre.
+
+“I heard Rachel in 'Valerie' that night,” the young man went on.
+“Did you know that she could sing too? She sang several verses by an
+astonishing little Jew musician that has come up over there.”
+
+The padre gazed down at his blithe guest. “To see somebody, somebody,
+once again,” he said, “is very pleasant to a hermit.”
+
+“It cannot be more pleasant than arriving at an oasis,” returned Gaston.
+
+They had delayed on the threshold to look at the beauty of the evening,
+and now the priest watched his parishioners come and go. “How can one
+make companions--” he began; then, checking himself, he said: “Their
+souls are as sacred and immortal as mine, and God helps me to help
+them. But in this world it is not immortal souls that we choose for
+companions; it is kindred tastes, intelligences, and--and so I and my
+books are growing old together, you see,” he added, more lightly. “You
+will find my volumes as behind the times as myself.”
+
+He had fallen into talk more intimate than he wished; and while the
+guest was uttering something polite about the nobility of missionary
+work, he placed him in an easy-chair and sought aguardiente for his
+immediate refreshment. Since the year's beginning there had been no
+guest for him to bring into his rooms, or to sit beside him in the high
+seats at table, set apart for the gente fina.
+
+Such another library was not then in California; and though Gaston
+Villere, in leaving Harvard College, had shut Horace and Sophocles
+forever at the earliest instant possible under academic requirements, he
+knew the Greek and Latin names that he now saw as well as he knew those
+of Shakespeare, Dante, Moliere, and Cervantes. These were here also; nor
+could it be precisely said of them, either, that they made a part of the
+young man's daily reading. As he surveyed the padre's august shelves,
+it was with a touch of the florid Southern gravity which his Northern
+education had not wholly schooled out of him that he said:
+
+“I fear that I am no scholar, sir. But I know what writers every
+gentleman ought to respect.”
+
+The subtle padre bowed gravely to this compliment.
+
+It was when his eyes caught sight of the music that the young man felt
+again at ease, and his vivacity returned to him. Leaving his chair, he
+began enthusiastically to examine the tall piles that filled one side of
+the room. The volumes lay richly everywhere, making a pleasant
+disorder; and as perfume comes out of a flower, memories of singers and
+chandeliers rose bright from the printed names. “Norma,” “Tancredi,”
+ “Don Pasquale,” “La Vestale”--dim lights in the fashions of
+to-day--sparkled upon the exploring Gaston, conjuring the radiant
+halls of Europe before him. “'The Barber of Seville!'” he presently
+exclaimed. “And I happened to hear it in Seville.”
+
+But Seville's name brought over the padre a new rush of home thoughts.
+“Is not Andalusia beautiful?” he said. “Did you see it in April, when
+the flowers come?”
+
+“Yes,” said Gaston, among the music. “I was at Cordova then.”
+
+“Ah, Cordova!” murmured the padre.
+
+“'Semiramide!'” cried Gaston, lighting upon that opera. “That was a
+week! I should like to live it over, every day and night of it!”
+
+“Did you reach Malaga from Marseilles or Gibraltar?” said the padre,
+wistfully.
+
+“From Marseilles. Down from Paris through the Rhone Valley, you know.”
+
+“Then you saw Provence! And did you go, perhaps, from Avignon to Nismes
+by the Pont du Gard? There is a place I have made here--a little, little
+place--with olive-trees. And now they have grown, and it looks something
+like that country, if you stand in a particular position. I will take
+you there to-morrow. I think you will understand what I mean.”
+
+“Another resemblance!” said the volatile and happy Gaston. “We both seem
+to have an eye for them. But, believe me, padre, I could never stay here
+planting olives. I should go back and see the original ones--and then
+I'd hasten up to Paris.” And, with a volume of Meyerbeer open in his
+hand, Gaston hummed: “'Robert, Robert, toi que j'aime.' Why, padre,
+I think that your library contains none of the masses and all of the
+operas in the world!”
+
+“I will make you a little confession,” said Padre Ignazio, “and then you
+shall give me a little absolution.”
+
+“With a penance,” said Gaston. “You must play over some of these things
+to me.”
+
+“I suppose that I could not permit myself this indulgence,” began the
+padre, pointing to his operas; “and teach these to my choir, if the
+people had any worldly associations with the music. But I have reasoned
+that the music cannot do them harm--”
+
+The ringing of a bell here interrupted him. “In fifteen minutes,” he
+said, “our poor meal will be ready for you.” The good padre was
+not quite sincere when he spoke of a poor meal. While getting the
+aguardiente for his guest he had given orders, and he knew how well such
+orders could be carried out. He lived alone, and generally supped simply
+enough, but not even the ample table at San Fernando could surpass his
+own on occasions. And this was for him an occasion indeed!
+
+“Your half-breeds will think I am one of themselves,” said Gaston,
+showing his dusty clothes. “I am not fit to be seated with you.” He,
+too, was not more sincere than his host. In his pack, which an Indian
+had brought from his horse, he carried some garments of civilization.
+And presently, after fresh water and not a little painstaking with brush
+and scarf, there came back to the padre a young guest whose elegance and
+bearing and ease of the great world were to the exiled priest as sweet
+as was his traveled conversation.
+
+They repaired to the hall and took their seats at the head of the long
+table. For the stately Spanish centuries of custom lived at Santa Ysabel
+del Mar, inviolate, feudal, remote.
+
+They were the only persons of quality present; and between themselves
+and the gente de razon a space intervened. Behind the padre's chair
+stood an Indian to wait upon him, and another stood behind the chair of
+Gaston Villere. Each of these servants wore one single white garment,
+and offered the many dishes to the gente fina and refilled their
+glasses. At the lower end of the table a general attendant waited upon
+the mesclados--the half-breeds. There was meat with spices, and roasted
+quail, with various cakes and other preparations of grain; also the
+black fresh olives, and grapes, with several sorts of figs and plums,
+and preserved fruits, and white and red wine--the white fifty years
+old. Beneath the quiet shining of candles, fresh-cut flowers leaned from
+vessels of old Mexican and Spanish make.
+
+There at one end of this feast sat the wild, pastoral, gaudy company,
+speaking little over their food; and there at the other the pale padre,
+questioning his visitor about Rachel. The mere name of a street would
+bring memories crowding to his lips; and when his guest would tell him
+of a new play, he was ready with old quotations from the same author.
+Alfred de Vigny they had, and Victor Hugo, whom the padre disliked. Long
+after the dulce, or sweet dish, when it was the custom for the vaqueros
+and the rest of the retainers to rise and leave the gente fina to
+themselves, the host sat on in the empty hall, fondly telling the guest
+of his bygone Paris, and fondly learning of the Paris that was to-day.
+And thus the two lingered, exchanging their fervors, while the candles
+waned, and the long-haired Indians stood silent behind the chairs.
+
+“But we must go to my piano,” the host exclaimed. For at length they had
+come to a lusty difference of opinion. The padre, with ears critically
+deaf, and with smiling, unconvinced eyes, was shaking his head, while
+young Gaston sang “Trovatore” at him, and beat upon the table with a
+fork.
+
+“Come and convert me, then,” said Padre Ignazio, and he led the way.
+“Donizetti I have always admitted. There, at least, is refinement.
+If the world has taken to this Verdi, with his street-band music--But
+there, now! Sit down and convert me. Only don't crush my poor little
+Erard with Verdi's hoofs. I brought it when I came. It is behind the
+times too. And, oh, my dear boy, our organ is still worse. So old, so
+old! To get a proper one I would sacrifice even this piano of mine in a
+moment--only the tinkling thing is not worth a sou to anybody except its
+master. But there! Are you quite comfortable?” And having seen to his
+guest's needs, and placed spirits and cigars and an ash-tray within his
+reach, the padre sat himself luxuriously in his chair to hear and expose
+the false doctrine of “Il Trovatore.”
+
+By midnight all of the opera that Gaston could recall had been played
+and sung twice. The convert sat in his chair no longer, but stood
+singing by the piano. The potent swing and flow of tunes, the torrid,
+copious inspiration of the South, mastered him. “Verdi has grown,” he
+cried. “Verdi has become a giant.” And he swayed to the beat of the
+melodies, and waved an enthusiastic arm. He demanded every crumb. Why
+did not Gaston remember it all? But if the barkentine would arrive and
+bring the whole music, then they would have it right! And he made Gaston
+teach him what words he knew.“'Non ti scordar,'” he sang--“'non ti
+scordar di me.' That is genius. But one sees how the world; moves when
+one is out of it. 'A nostri monti ritorneremo'; home to our mountains.
+Ah, yes, there is genius again.” And the exile sighed and his spirit
+went to distant places, while Gaston continued brilliantly with the
+music of the final scene.
+
+Then the host remembered his guest. “I am ashamed of my selfishness,” he
+said. “It is already to-morrow.”
+
+“I have sat later in less good company,” answered the pleasant Gaston.
+“And I shall sleep all the sounder for making a convert.”
+
+“You have dispensed roadside alms,” said the padre, smiling. “And that
+should win excellent dreams.”
+
+Thus, with courtesies more elaborate than the world has time for at the
+present day, they bade each other good-night and parted, bearing their
+late candles along the quiet halls of the mission. To young Gaston in
+his bed easy sleep came without waiting, and no dreams at all. Outside
+his open window was the quiet, serene darkness, where the stars shone
+clear, and tranquil perfumes hung in the cloisters. And while the guest
+lay sleeping all night in unchanged position like a child, up and down
+between the oleanders went Padre Ignazio, walking until dawn.
+
+Day showed the ocean's surface no longer glassy, but lying like a mirror
+breathed upon; and there between the short headlands came a sail,
+gray and plain against the flat water. The priest watched through his
+glasses, and saw the gradual sun grow strong upon the canvas of the
+barkentine. The message from his world was at hand, yet to-day he
+scarcely cared so much. Sitting in his garden yesterday he could never
+have imagined such a change. But his heart did not hail the barkentine
+as usual. Books, music, pale paper, and print--this was all that was
+coming to him, and some of its savor had gone; for the siren voice of
+life had been speaking with him face to face, and in his spirit, deep
+down, the love of the world was restlessly answering that call. Young
+Gaston showed more eagerness than the padre over this arrival of the
+vessel that might be bringing “Trovatore” in the nick of time. Now he
+would have the chance, before he took his leave, to help rehearse the
+new music with the choir. He would be a missionary too. A perfectly new
+experience.
+
+“And you still forgive Verdi the sins of his youth?” he said to his
+host. “I wonder if you could forgive mine?”
+
+“Verdi has left his behind him,” retorted the padre.
+
+“But I am only twenty-five,” explained Gaston, pathetically.
+
+“Ah, don't go away soon!” pleaded the exile. It was the plainest burst
+that had escaped him, and he felt instant shame.
+
+But Gaston was too much elated with the enjoyment of each new day to
+understand. The shafts of another's pain might scarcely pierce the
+bright armor of his gayety. He mistook the priest's exclamation for
+anxiety about his own happy soul.
+
+“Stay here under your care?” he said. “It would do me no good, padre.
+Temptation sticks closer to me than a brother!” and he gave that laugh
+of his which disarmed severer judges than his host. “By next week I
+should have introduced some sin or other into your beautiful Garden of
+Ignorance here. It will be much safer for your flock if I go and join
+the other serpents at San Francisco.”
+
+Soon after breakfast the padre had his two mules saddled, and he and his
+guest set forth down the hills together to the shore. And beneath the
+spell and confidence of pleasant, slow riding, and the loveliness of
+everything, the young man talked freely of himself.
+
+“And, seriously,” said he, “if I missed nothing else at Santa Ysabel, I
+should long to hear the birds. At home our gardens are full of them, and
+one smells the jasmine, and they sing and sing! When our ship from
+the Isthmus put into San Diego, I decided to go on by land and see
+California. Then, after the first days, I began to miss something. All
+that beauty seemed empty, in a way. And suddenly I found it was the
+birds. For these little scampering quail are nothing. There seems a sort
+of death in the air where no birds ever sing.”
+
+“You will not find any birds at San Francisco,” said the padre.
+
+“I shall find life!” exclaimed Gaston. “And my fortune at the mines, I
+hope. I am not a bad fellow, father. You can easily guess all the things
+that I do. I have never, to my knowledge, harmed any one. I did not even
+try to kill my adversary in an affair of honor. I gave him a mere flesh
+wound, and by this time he must be quite recovered. He was my friend.
+But as he came between me--”
+
+Gaston stopped; and the padre, looking keenly at him, saw the violence
+that he had noticed in church pass like a flame over the young man's
+handsome face.
+
+“There's nothing dishonorable,” said Gaston, answering the priest's
+look.
+
+“I have not thought so, my son.”
+
+“I did what every gentleman would do,” said Gaston.
+
+“And that is often wrong!” cried the padre. “But I'm not your
+confessor.”
+
+“I've nothing to confess,” said Gaston, frankly. “I left New Orleans at
+once, and have travelled an innocent journey straight to you. And when I
+make my fortune I shall be in a position to return and--”
+
+“Claim the pressed flower!” put in the padre, laughing.
+
+“Ah, you remember how those things are!” said Gaston; and he laughed
+also and blushed.
+
+“Yes,” said the padre, looking at the anchored barkentine, “I remember
+how those things are.” And for a while the vessel and its cargo and the
+landed men and various business and conversations occupied them. But the
+freight for the mission once seen to, there was not much else to hang
+about here for.
+
+The barkentine was only a coaster like many others which now had begun
+to fill the sea a little more of late years, and presently host and
+guest were riding homeward. And guessing at the two men from their
+outsides, any one would have got them precisely wrong; for within the
+turbulent young figure of Gaston dwelt a spirit that could not be more
+at ease, while revolt was steadily smouldering beneath the schooled and
+placid mask of the padre.
+
+Yet still the strangeness of his being at such a place came back as
+a marvel into the young man's lively mind. Twenty years in prison, he
+thought, and hardly aware of it! And he glanced at the silent priest.
+A man so evidently fond of music, of theatres, of the world, to whom
+pressed flowers had meant something once--and now contented to bleach
+upon these wastes! Not even desirous of a brief holiday, but finding
+an old organ and some old operas enough recreation! “It is his age, I
+suppose,” thought Gaston. And then the notion of himself when he should
+be sixty occurred to him, and he spoke.
+
+“Do you know, I do not believe,” said he, “that I should ever reach such
+contentment as yours.”
+
+“Perhaps you will,” said Padre Ignazio, in a low voice.
+
+“Never!” declared the youth. “It comes only to the few, I am sure.”
+
+“Yes. Only to the few,” murmured the padre.
+
+“I am certain that it must be a great possession,” Gaston continued;
+“and yet--and yet--dear me! life is a splendid thing!”
+
+“There are several sorts of it,” said the padre.
+
+“Only one for me!” cried Gaston. “Action, men, women, things--to be
+there, to be known, to play a part, to sit in the front seats; to have
+people tell each other, 'There goes Gaston Villere!' and to deserve
+one's prominence. Why, if I were Padre of Santa Ysabel del Mar for
+twenty years--no! for one year--do you know what I should have done?
+Some day it would have been too much for me. I should have left these
+savages to a pastor nearer their own level, and I should have ridden
+down this canyon upon my mule, and stepped on board the barkentine, and
+gone back to my proper sphere. You will understand, sir, that I am far
+from venturing to make any personal comment. I am only thinking what a
+world of difference lies between men's natures who can feel alike as we
+do upon so many subjects. Why, not since leaving New Orleans have I
+met any one with whom I could talk, except of the weather and the brute
+interests common to us all. That such a one as you should be here is
+like a dream.”
+
+“But it is not a dream,” said the padre.
+
+“And, sir--pardon me if I do say this--are you not wasted at Santa
+Ysabel del Mar? I have seen the priests at the other missions They
+are--the sort of good men that I expected. But are you needed to save
+such souls as these?”
+
+“There is no aristocracy of souls,” said the padre, almost whispering
+now.
+
+“But the body and the mind!” cried Gaston. “My God, are they nothing? Do
+you think that they are given to us for nothing but a trap? You cannot
+teach such a doctrine with your library there. And how about all
+the cultivated men and women away from whose quickening society the
+brightest of us grow numb? You have held out. But will it be for long?
+Do you not owe yourself to the saving of higher game henceforth? Are not
+twenty years of mesclados enough? No, no!” finished young Gaston, hot
+with his unforeseen eloquence; “I should ride down some morning and take
+the barkentine.”
+
+Padre Ignazio was silent for a space.
+
+“I have not offended you?” said the young man.
+
+“No. Anything but that. You are surprised that I should--choose--to stay
+here. Perhaps you may have wondered how I came to be here at all?”
+
+“I had not intended any impertinent--”
+
+“Oh no. Put such an idea out of your head, my son. You may remember that
+I was going to make you a confession about my operas. Let us sit down in
+this shade.”
+
+So they picketed the mules near the stream and sat down.
+
+“You have seen,” began Padre Ignazio, “what sort of a man I--was once.
+Indeed, it seems very strange to myself that you should have been here
+not twenty-four hours yet, and know so much of me. For there has come
+no one else at all”--the padre paused a moment and mastered the
+unsteadiness that he had felt approaching in his voice--“there has been
+no one else to whom I have talked so freely. In my early days I had
+no thought of being a priest. My parents destined me for a diplomatic
+career. There was plenty of money and--and all the rest of it; for by
+inheritance came to me the acquaintance of many people whose names
+you would be likely to have heard of. Cities, people of fashion,
+artists--the whole of it was my element and my choice; and by-and-by I
+married, not only where it was desirable, but where I loved. Then
+for the first time Death laid his staff upon my enchantment, and I
+understood many things that had been only words to me hitherto. Looking
+back, it seemed to me that I had never done anything except for myself
+all my days. I left the world. In due time I became a priest and lived
+in my own country. But my worldly experience and my secular education
+had given to my opinions a turn too liberal for the place where my work
+was laid. I was soon advised concerning this by those in authority over
+me. And since they could not change me and I could not change them,
+yet wished to work and to teach, the New World was suggested, and I
+volunteered to give the rest of my life to missions. It was soon found
+that some one was needed here, and for this little place I sailed, and
+to these humble people I have dedicated my service. They are pastoral
+creatures of the soil. Their vineyard and cattle days are apt to be like
+the sun and storm around them--strong alike in their evil and in
+their good. All their years they live as children--children with men's
+passions given to them like deadly weapons, unable to measure the harm
+their impulses may bring. Hence, even in their crimes, their hearts will
+generally open soon to the one great key of love, while civilization
+makes locks which that key cannot always fit at the first turn. And
+coming to know this,” said Padre Ignazio, fixing his eyes steadily upon
+Gaston, “you will understand how great a privilege it is to help such
+people, and hour the sense of something accomplished--under God--should
+bring contentment with renunciation.”
+
+“Yes,” said Gaston Villere. Then, thinking of himself, “I can understand
+it in a man like you.”
+
+“Do not speak of me at all!” exclaimed the padre, almost passionately.
+“But pray Heaven that you may find the thing yourself some day
+--contentment with renunciation--and never let it go.”
+
+“Amen!” said Gaston, strangely moved.
+
+“That is the whole of my story,” the priest continued, with no more
+of the recent stress in his voice. “And now I have talked to you about
+myself quite enough. But you must have my confession.” He had now
+resumed entirely his half-playful tone. “I was just a little mistaken,
+you see too self-reliant, perhaps--when I supposed, in my first
+missionary ardor, that I could get on without any remembrance of the
+world at all. I found that I could not. And so I have taught the old
+operas to my choir--such parts of them as are within our compass and
+suitable for worship. And certain of my friends still alive at home are
+good enough to remember this taste of mine, and to send me each year
+some of the new music that I should never hear of otherwise. Then we
+study these things also. And although our organ is a miserable affair,
+Felipe manages very cleverly to make it do. And while the voices are
+singing these operas, especially the old ones, what harm is there
+if sometimes the priest is thinking of something else? So there's my
+confession! And now, whether 'Trovatore' has come or not, I shall
+not allow you to leave us until you have taught all you know of it to
+Felipe.”
+
+The new opera, however, had duly arrived. And as he turned its pages
+Padre Ignazio was quick to seize at once upon the music that could be
+taken into his church. Some of it was ready fitted. By that afternoon
+Felipe and his choir could have rendered “Ah! se l'error t' ingombra”
+ without slip or falter.
+
+Those were strange rehearsals of “Il Trovatore” upon this California
+shore. For the padre looked to Gaston to say when they went too fast
+or too slow, and to correct their emphasis. And since it was hot, the
+little Erard piano was carried each day out into the mission garden.
+There, in the cloisters among the oleanders, in the presence of the tall
+yellow hills and the blue triangle of sea, the “Miserere” was slowly
+learned. The Mexicans and Indians gathered, swarthy and black-haired,
+around the tinkling instrument that Felipe played; and presiding over
+them were young Gaston and the pale padre, walking up and down the
+paths, beating time, or singing now one part and now another. And so it
+was that the wild cattle on the uplands would hear “Trovatore” hummed by
+a passing vaquero, while the same melody was filling the streets of the
+far-off world.
+
+For three days Gaston Villere remained at Santa Ysabel del Mar; and
+though not a word of the sort came from him, his host could read San
+Francisco and the gold-mines in his countenance. No, the young man could
+not have stayed here for twenty years! And the padre forbore urging his
+guest to extend his visit.
+
+“But the world is small,” the guest declared at parting. “Some day it
+will not be able to spare you any longer. And then we are sure to meet.
+And you shall hear from me soon, at any rate.”
+
+Again, as upon the first evening, the two exchanged a few courtesies,
+more graceful and particular than we, who have not time, and fight no
+duels, find worth a man's while at the present day. For duels are gone,
+which is a very good thing, and with them a certain careful politeness,
+which is a pity; but that is the way in the general profit and loss. So
+young Gaston rode northward out of the mission, back to the world and
+his fortune; and the padre stood watching the dust after the rider had
+passed from sight. Then he went into his room with a drawn face. But
+appearances at least had been kept up to the end; the youth would never
+know of the old man's discontent.
+
+Temptation had arrived with Gaston, but was going to make a longer stay
+at Santa Ysabel del Mar. Yet it was something like a week before the
+priest knew what guest he had in his house now. The guest was not always
+present--made himself scarce quite often.
+
+Sail away on the barkentine? That was a wild notion, to be sure,
+although fit enough to enter the brain of such a young scapegrace. The
+padre shook his head and smiled affectionately when he thought of Gaston
+Villere. The youth's handsome, reckless countenance would come before
+him, and he repeated Auber's old remark, “Is it the good Lord, or is it
+merely the devil, that always makes me have a weakness for rascals?”
+
+Sail away on the barkentine! Imagine taking leave of the people here--of
+Felipe! In what words should he tell the boy to go on industriously with
+his music? No, this could not be imagined. The mere parting alone would
+make it forever impossible that he should think of such a thing. “And
+then,” he said to himself each new morning, when he looked out at the
+ocean, “I have given my life to them. One does not take back a gift.”
+
+Pictures of his departure began to shine and melt in his drifting fancy.
+He saw himself explaining to Felipe that now his presence was wanted
+elsewhere; that there would come a successor to take care of Santa
+Ysabel--a younger man, more useful, and able to visit sick people at a
+distance. “For I am old now. I should not be long here in any case.” He
+stopped and pressed his hands together; he had caught his temptation in
+the very act. Now he sat staring at his temptation's face, close to him,
+while there in the triangle two ships went sailing by.
+
+One morning Felipe told him that the barkentine was here on its return
+voyage south. “Indeed?” said the padre, coldly. “The things are ready to
+go, I think.” For the vessel called for mail and certain boxes that
+the mission sent away. Felipe left the room, in wonder at the padre's
+manner. But the priest was laughing alone inside to see how little it
+was to him where the barkentine was, or whether it should be coming
+or going. But in the afternoon, at his piano, he found himself saying,
+“Other ships call here, at any rate.” And then for the first time he
+prayed to be delivered from his thoughts. Yet presently he left his seat
+and looked out of the window for a sight of the barkentine; but it was
+gone.
+
+The season of the wine-making passed, and the putting up of all
+the fruits that the mission fields grew. Lotions and medicines were
+distilled from the garden herbs. Perfume was manufactured from the
+petals of the flowers and certain spices, and presents of it despatched
+to San Fernando and Ventura, and to friends at other places; for the
+padre had a special receipt. As the time ran on, two or three visitors
+passed a night with him; and presently there was a word at various
+missions that Padre Ignazio had begun to show his years. At Santa Ysabel
+del Mar they whispered, “The padre is getting sick.” Yet he rode a great
+deal over the hills by himself, and down the canyon very often, stopping
+where he had sat with Gaston, to sit alone and look up and down, now at
+the hills above, and now at the ocean below. Among his parishioners
+he had certain troubles to soothe, certain wounds to heal; a home from
+which he was able to drive jealousy; a girl whom he bade her lover set
+right. But all said, “The padre is sick.” And Felipe told them that
+the music seemed nothing to him any more; he never asked for his Dixit
+Dominus nowadays. Then for a short time he was really in bed, feverish
+with the two voices that spoke to him without ceasing. “You have given
+your life,” said one voice. “And therefore,” said the other, “have
+earned the right to go home and die.” “You are winning better rewards in
+the service of God,” said the first voice. “God can be served in other
+places than this,” answered the second. As he lay listening he saw
+Seville again, and the trees of Aranhal, where he had been born. The
+wind was blowing through them; and in their branches he could hear the
+nightingales. “Empty! Empty!” he said, aloud. “He was right about the
+birds. Death does live in the air where they never sing.” And he lay for
+two days and nights hearing the wind and the nightingales in the trees
+of Aranhal. But Felipe, watching, heard only the padre crying through
+the hours: “Empty! Empty!”
+
+Then the wind in the trees died down, and the padre could get out of
+bed, and soon could be in the garden. But the voices within him still
+talked all the while as he sat watching the sails when they passed
+between the headlands. Their words, falling forever the same way, beat
+his spirit sore, like bruised flesh. If he could only change what they
+said, he could rest.
+
+“Has the padre any mail for Santa Barbara?” said Felipe. “The ship bound
+southward should be here to-morrow.”
+
+“I will attend to it,” said the priest, not moving. And Felipe stole
+away.
+
+At Felipe's words the voices had stopped, a clock done striking.
+Silence, strained like expectation, filled the padre's soul. But in
+place of the voices came old sights of home again, the waving trees at
+Aranhal; then would be Rachel for a moment, declaiming tragedy while a
+houseful of faces that he knew by name watched her; and through all the
+panorama rang the pleasant laugh of Gaston. For a while in the evening
+the padre sat at his Erard playing “Trovatore.” Later, in his sleepless
+bed he lay, saying now a then: “To die at home! Surely I may granted
+at least this.” And he listened for the inner voices. But they were not
+speaking any more, and the black hole of silence grew more dreadful to
+him than their arguments. Then the dawn came in at his window, and he
+lay watching its gray grow warm into color, us suddenly he sprang from
+his bed and looked the sea. The southbound ship was coming. People were
+on board who in a few weeks would be sailing the Atlantic, while he
+would stand here looking out of the same window. “Merciful God!” he
+cried, sinking on knees. “Heavenly Father, Thou seest this evil in my
+heart. Thou knowest that my weak hand cannot pluck it out. My strength
+is breaking, and still Thou makest my burden heavier than I can bear.”
+ He stopped, breathless and trembling. The same visions were flitting
+across his closed eyes; the same silence gaped like a dry crater in his
+soul. “There is no help in earth or heaven,” he said, very quietly; and
+he dressed himself.
+
+It was so early still that none but a few of the Indians were stirring,
+and one of them saddled the padre's mule. Felipe was not yet awake, and
+for a moment it came in the priest's mind to open the boy's door softly,
+look at him once more, and come away. But this he did not do, nor
+even take a farewell glance at the church and organ. He bade nothing
+farewell, but, turning his back upon his room and his garden, rode down
+the caution.
+
+The vessel lay at anchor, and some one had landed from her and was
+talking with other men on the shore. Seeing the priest slowly coming,
+this stranger approached to meet him.
+
+“You are connected with the mission here?” he inquired.
+
+“I--am.”
+
+“Perhaps it is with you that Gaston Villere stopped?”
+
+“The young man from New Orleans? Yes. I am Padre Ignazio.”
+
+“Then you will save me a journey. I promised him to deliver these into
+your own hands.”
+
+The stranger gave them to him.
+
+“A bag of gold-dust,” he explained, “and a letter. I wrote it from his
+dictation while he was dying. He lived scarcely an hour afterwards.”
+
+The stranger bowed his head at the stricken cry which his news elicited
+from the priest, who, after a few moments vain effort to speak, opened
+the letter and read:
+
+“MY DEAR FRIEND,--It is through no man's fault but mine that I have come
+to this. I have had plenty of luck, and lately have been counting the
+days until I should return home. But last night heavy news from New
+Orleans reached me, and I tore the pressed flower to pieces. Under the
+first smart and humiliation of broken faith I was rendered desperate,
+and picked a needless quarrel. Thank God, it is I who have the
+punishment. My dear friend, as I lie here, leaving a world that no man
+ever loved more, I have come to understand you. For you and your mission
+have been much in my thoughts. It is strange how good can be done, not
+at the time when it is intended, but afterwards; and you have done this
+good to me. I say over your words, Contentment with renunciation, and
+believe that at this last hour I have gained something like what you
+would wish me to feel. For I do not think that I desire it otherwise
+now. My life would never have been of service, I am afraid. You are the
+last person in this world who has spoken serious words to me, and I want
+you to know that now at length I value the peace of Santa Ysabel as I
+could never have done but for seeing your wisdom and goodness. You spoke
+of a new organ for your church. Take the gold-dust that will reach you
+with this, and do what you will with it. Let me at least in dying have
+helped some one. And since there is no aristocracy in souls--you said
+that to me; do you remember?--perhaps you will say a mass for this
+departing soul of mine. I only wish, since my body must go underground
+in a strange country, that it might have been at Santa Ysabel del Mar,
+where your feet would often pass.”
+
+“'At Santa Ysabel del Mar, where your feet would often pass.'” The
+priest repeated this final sentence aloud, without being aware of it.
+
+“Those are the last words he ever spoke,” said the stranger, “except
+bidding good-bye to me.”
+
+“You knew him well, then?”
+
+“No; not until after he was hurt. I'm the man he quarrelled with.”
+
+The priest looked at the ship that would sail onward this afternoon.
+Then a smile of great beauty passed over his face, and he addressed the
+stranger. “I thank you,” said he. “You will never know what you have
+done for me.”
+
+“It is nothing,” answered the stranger, awkwardly. “He told me you set
+great store on a new organ.”
+
+Padre Ignazio turned away from the ship and rode back through the
+gorge. When he reached the shady place where once he had sat with Gaston
+Villere, he dismounted and again sat there, alone by the stream, for
+many hours. Long rides and outings had been lately so much his custom,
+that no one thought twice of his absence; and when he returned to the
+mission in the afternoon, the Indian took his mule, and he went to his
+seat in the garden. But it was with another look that he watched the
+sea; and presently the sail moved across the blue triangle, and soon it
+had rounded the headland. Gaston's first coming was in the padre's
+mind; and as the vespers bell began to ring in the cloistered silence, a
+fragment of Auber's plaintive tune passed like a sigh across his memory:
+
+[Musical Score Appears Here]
+
+But for the repose of Gaston's soul they sang all that he had taught
+them of “Il Trovatore.”
+
+Thus it happened that Padre Ignazio never went home, but remained
+cheerful master of the desires to do so that sometimes visited him,
+until the day came when he was called altogether away from this world,
+and “passed beyond these voices, where is peace.”
+
+
+
+
+
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